--- Log opened Tue Apr 10 00:00:02 2018
--- Day changed Tue Apr 10 2018
00:00 < DrGibby|> they have a fucking referral program that literally looks like a ponzi scheme
00:00 <+MillerBOSS> But its Unique Affiliate Program
00:00 < DrGibby|> https://steemitimages.com/DQmW2VXb9gQJX4KoGKSJcQBXzSmSQFna6GMDaGbKGLkgqUp/5-tiers.png
00:01 <+MillerBOSS> Well I better sign up
00:01 < SynMonger> that's totally not a pyramid
00:02 < DrGibby|> nope, not even a little
00:03 <+MillerBOSS> https://www.google.com/search?q="Computta+Networks+LLC"
00:04 <+MillerBOSS> No we call that MLM
00:04 <+MillerBOSS> http://behindmlm.com/mlm-reviews/computta-review-hand-over-the-keys-to-your-pc-to-persons-unknown/
00:05 <+MillerBOSS> Turn Your Computer into a 24X7 Money Generator. 100% Autopilot. 100% FREE.
00:05 < SynMonger> 100% silly
00:06 < sideup66> MillerBOSS: which scam is this
00:07 < DrGibby|> one my CEO forwarded to me
00:07 <+MillerBOSS> sideup66 👉 04:56:21 PM  DrGibby|	lol the CEO of my company just got a link to sign up for computta.com
00:07 < sideup66> Computta?
00:07 < sideup66> Lol
00:07 < DrGibby|> .yt gi joe computer
00:07 <+layer-eight> YouTube GI Joe PSA - Computer - https://youtu.be/1eA3XCvrK90
00:07 <+MillerBOSS> labtop
00:07 < DrGibby|> thats all I can think about
00:07 < sideup66> Googled
00:08 < sideup66> Link checks out
00:08 < sideup66> Nice it's a pyramid scheme too!
00:08 < sideup66> Like woah
00:08 < sideup66> Get my wallet...
00:08  * DrGibby| sends $1000/m to them
00:09 < sideup66> It's a miner :D
00:10 < sideup66> Because CPU mining is profitable!
00:10 < sideup66> Wat
00:10 <+MillerBOSS> It is actually
00:10 < DrGibby|> not for bitcoin
00:10 <+MillerBOSS> Who said bitcoin?
00:10 < DrGibby|> they did
00:10 <+MillerBOSS> Oh
00:11 < sideup66> What coin lol
00:11 < DrGibby|> at least in the subject of their e-mail: Subject: Bitcoin Mining on your PC!
00:12 < mkillebrew> nobody said bitcoin
00:12 <+MillerBOSS> Well you could just be paid in BTC but mining using CPU mineable algorythms
00:12 < grumplestiltzkin> its an opt-in botnet zombie program.   get in early to profit
00:12 <+MillerBOSS> algorithms
00:12 < DrGibby|> which would make sense at least, MillerBOSS
00:12 <+MillerBOSS> That word is hard to spell
00:12 <+MillerBOSS> :P
00:12 <+MillerBOSS> lol
00:12 <+MillerBOSS> Yeah like how nice hash works
00:13 < sideup66> Lol
00:13 < DrGibby|> nicehash is good, if you're mining BTC let me know, kano pool is the best one we've used so far
00:13 < Casteil> hm.. looks like Ubiquiti AirOS got a bit of a facelift lately.. https://i.imgur.com/2yhNam7.png
00:13 < Casteil> looks nice
00:13 < DrGibby|> u looks nice
00:13 < DrGibby|> wait
00:13 < DrGibby|> shit
00:14 < Casteil> (always love getting 650mbps throughput through a forest)
00:14 <+MillerBOSS> Yeah part of UNMS
00:14 <+MillerBOSS> Its nice
00:14 < abakedapplepie> Casteil: thats interesting
00:14 < abakedapplepie> its showing a bridge configuration as something easily undertstandable haha
00:14 < abakedapplepie> does it only display that way when youre in wds bridge mode?
00:15 < abakedapplepie> or do you have a remote device selected
00:17 < Casteil> I mean, it is a bridge
00:18 < grumplestiltzkin>  what's everyones preferred method to turn an .iso into a bootable USB these days?
00:19 <+MillerBOSS> .g rufus
00:19 <+layer-eight> Google 2,100,000 results found for: " rufus "
00:19 <@cryptic1> evening
00:19 <+layer-eight> Rufus - Create bootable USB drives the easy way - Rufus is a utility that helps format and create bootable USB flash drives, such as  USB keys/pendrives, memory sticks, etc. It can be especially useful for cases  where: you need to create USB installation media from bootable ISOs (Windows,  Linux, UEFI, etc.) you need to work on a system that doesn't have an OS installed  ... : https://rufus.akeo
00:19 < grumplestiltzkin> yeah, I was just looking at rufus  - funny
00:19 <+MillerBOSS> https://rufus.akeo.ie/
00:19 < grumplestiltzkin> well.. a blog "miketabor" that points at it
00:20 < Ayeitzabee> cryptic1, evening bby
00:21 < grumplestiltzkin> oh, its winders only
00:21 <+MillerBOSS> Also grumplestiltzkin https://unetbootin.github.io/
00:22 < DrGibby|> hi cryptic1, hope you're well
00:22 < DrGibby|> also, can I have my +v back?
00:22 < DrGibby|> pls
00:22 <+MillerBOSS> Sure you may DrGibby|
00:22  * DrGibby| slaps MillerBOSS with a ruler
00:22 <+MillerBOSS> You have earned it but keeping #reddit-sysadmin clean of drugs and chic with dicks
00:22 <+MillerBOSS> chics*
00:22 < xtensive> Why are there two CheckYourSix's?
00:23 < xtensive> is one a FAKER?
00:23 < grumplestiltzkin> MillerBOSS: yeah, I've used netbootin before - its been a few years though.  looks like that is still a solid option.   Thanks
00:23 <+CheckYourSix> xtensive: One is ZNC, one is Quassel
00:23 <+MillerBOSS> You are welcome.
00:25 <@cryptic1> we are all out of voice slots
00:26 < xtensive> are those available in lootcrate form?
00:26 <@cryptic1> feenode will not increase our allotment until we buy more user cals
00:26 <@cryptic1> there are a limited amount if voice slots that were reserved for lootcrates
00:26 <@cryptic1> they have not been redeemed yet
00:27 < DrGibby|> :)
00:27 < DrGibby|> i mean
00:27 < DrGibby|> :(
00:27  * DrGibby| cries 
00:27 <@cryptic1> nope you were happy
00:27 <@cryptic1> fake news
00:28  * DrGibby| farts on cryptic1 
00:28 <@cryptic1> D:
00:28 < DrGibby|> get back to work or somethibng
00:29 <@cryptic1> I would rather not
00:29 < DrGibby|> do it, slacker
00:29 < DrGibby|> we need more lootcrates
00:29 < DrGibby|> hand crafted by you
00:29 < grumplestiltzkin> !lootcrate purchase 500
00:30 < DrGibby|> I wonder if I could make a small box for r-s
00:30 < DrGibby|> and sell them here
00:32 < xtensive> you need a permit to do that dr
00:32 < xtensive> * DrGibby|
00:32 < DrGibby|> who me?
00:35 <@cryptic1> heh
00:35 < xe0n> sup
00:36 < DrGibby|> the sky
00:36 < Gencade`> Hello friends
00:37 < DrGibby|> Fuck you Gencade`
00:39 < Gencade`> woah woah woah DrGibby|
00:39 < Gencade`> buy me dinner first
00:39 < DrGibby|> neg
00:40 < Gencade`> ger
00:40 < DrGibby|> goin' in dry!
00:40 < Gencade`> ew
00:40 < Gencade`> s/ger/gerk
00:40 <+layer-eight> Gencade` meant: "gerk"
00:40 < Gencade`> DrGibby|: did you have a productive day
00:40 < DrGibby|> yup
00:40 < DrGibby|> applied for a new jerb
00:41 < Gencade`> same kind of position DrGibby| ?
00:41 < DrGibby|> different company, F100 pretty much what I'm doing now, yeah
00:43 < Gencade`> You just goin after better pay DrGibby| ?
00:44 < DrGibby|> that and a larger company
00:44 < DrGibby|> going from MSSP to a company large enough to do the security inhouse
00:44 < Gencade`> That'll be cool.
00:45 < DrGibby|> hopefully!
00:45 < Gencade`> If only they knew how much of a lil bish you are
00:45 < Gencade`> :D
00:45 < DrGibby|> :P
00:45 < DrGibby|> they'll know that quickly
00:45 < Gencade`> You gonna bring your dog treats to the interview?
00:45 < DrGibby|> I dunno where this is going but I'm curious
00:46 < DrGibby|> why would I bring dog treats, Gencade`?
00:46 < Gencade`> Goin down the screen currently
00:46 < Gencade`> Because you are a lil bitch
00:46 < DrGibby|> ah
00:46 < DrGibby|> I thought it was going to be something funny
00:46 < Gencade`> .... >.>
00:46 < Gencade`> it was k
00:46 < DrGibby|> thats a texas sized no
00:47 <+NinjaStyle> good luck DrGibby|
00:47 < Gencade`> That's a texas size 10-4 good buddy
00:47 <+NinjaStyle> i havent heard back from my thing on friday yet
00:47 < DrGibby|> NinjaStyle: thanks buddy <3
00:47 < DrGibby|> wot was that? I must have missed it
00:47 <+NinjaStyle> i flew to tx for an interview
00:47 < DrGibby|> oh shit nice!
00:48 < DrGibby|> how did it go?
00:48 <+NinjaStyle> im not sure
00:48 <+NinjaStyle> i basically said i dont wanna travel as much as they want, and also dont wanna relo like they asked
00:49 <+NinjaStyle> they seemed somewhat open but not super stoked
00:49 < DrGibby|> hopefully they see your value in other places then
00:49 < DrGibby|> thats good at least
00:49 <+NinjaStyle> yeah
00:50 <+NinjaStyle> also i got to fly to houston for free
00:50 <+NinjaStyle> went on a walk for a few hours then went to the airport and headed home
00:50 < DrGibby|> I like Houston
00:50 < DrGibby|> vvvv nice city
00:51 < DrGibby|> I wouldn't choose it over Phoenix, for example, though
00:57 <+NinjaStyle> its really spread out
00:57 <+NinjaStyle> which i dont like
00:58 < DrGibby|> yeah
00:58 < DrGibby|> I guess I don't mind it too much
00:59 <+NinjaStyle> denver is pretty compact
00:59 <+NinjaStyle> at least the downtown area
00:59 < DrGibby|> that it is
00:59 < DrGibby|> I enjoyed when I was out there
00:59 < DrGibby|> both Denver and boulder
00:59 <+NinjaStyle> boulder is nice
00:59 <+NinjaStyle> especially of youre a millionaire
00:59 < DrGibby|> its pretty spread out as well
00:59 < DrGibby|> yeah lol
01:00  * DrGibby| looks at his accounts
01:00 < DrGibby|> :(
01:04 < ihre> NinjaStyle: just curious, didnt you expect those questions re: travel and relocation before applying?
01:04 <+NinjaStyle> i was told different things by the recruiter than by the hiring manager
01:04 < ihre> ah that kind of shit, that sucks ;\
01:05 <+NinjaStyle> recruiter told me ~30%
01:05 <+NinjaStyle> then my phone interview the guy was saying ~80%
01:05 <+NinjaStyle> i was like whoa that might not work
01:05 <+NinjaStyle> and they asked me to fly out anyway
01:06 < ihre> i've never applied through a recruiter, but at new job we've had that happen as well, but the interviewing process before meeting in person filters out most here, and not going to work with recruiters anymore
01:06 < ihre> luckily i dont have to handle workable, just the occasional tech interview :')
01:07 < Gencade`> DrGibby|: don't die in a plane crash
01:07 < Gencade`> I'll miss you
01:07 < ihre> otoh free trip is never bad :D
01:07 < Gencade`> ihre: unless you hit your face on the way down
01:09 < ihre> dont be a lil bish Gencade`
01:09 <+NinjaStyle> mannn i really need rkeene
01:09 < Gencade`> ihre: http://i.imgur.com/SYJSVVv.gif
01:14 <+NinjaStyle> anyone know a bunch about smart cards?
01:14 < ihre> i know all the different ones i've bought dont work because i ordered the wrong types .. :<
01:15 < sadbox> NinjaStyle: 80% travel is p crazy
01:16 <+NinjaStyle> ikr
01:16 < sadbox> what sorta gig?
01:16 < DrGibby|> I wouldn't mind it for a while
01:16 <+NinjaStyle> consulting pentesting sadbox
01:16 < sadbox> My wife deffo would
01:16 < sadbox> DrGibby|: ^
01:16 <+NinjaStyle>  /red team
01:16 < sadbox> NinjaStyle: ahhhhh
01:16 < sadbox> yep
01:16 < sadbox> that would do it
01:16 < Virtual-Potato> >consult
01:17 <+NinjaStyle> i do it now
01:17 < Virtual-Potato> yup thats gonna involve a lot of travel
01:17 <+NinjaStyle> same job, just less red teaming here
01:17 <+NinjaStyle> i do almost no travel currently
01:17 < Virtual-Potato> must be nice
01:17 < Virtual-Potato> travel all over
01:17 < Virtual-Potato> get your food comped for
01:17 <+NinjaStyle> fuck that
01:17 < sadbox> I don't think I have the sanity to do security work
01:17 <+NinjaStyle> i ahte airports
01:17 <+NinjaStyle> hate*
01:18 < sadbox> I am much happier just sitting around writing code all day
01:18 < DrGibby|> Security Community best community
01:18 < DrGibby|> Wooop woooooop
01:18 < Virtual-Potato> NinjaStyle, it gets better if you have PreCheck or NEXUS
01:19 < sadbox> DrGibby|: really tho?
01:19 < Virtual-Potato> then you skip through the lines
01:19 < DrGibby|> sadbox: really
01:19 < sadbox> DrGibby|: security people kinda remind me of texans
01:19 < sadbox> in the sense of 1. they all come from austin
01:19 < sadbox> and 2. they are REALLY in to being security people / texans
01:19 < Virtual-Potato> I'm in security
01:19 < Virtual-Potato> I guess I should move to austin
01:19 < DrGibby|> sadbox: we're not a bunch of autistic cunts
01:20 < sadbox> DrGibby|: the average person I talked to a defcon doesn't make me feel that way
01:20 < sadbox> huehuehue
01:20 < DrGibby|> That's because sysadmins attend defcon now
01:21 < Virtual-Potato> Something something "if every person smells like shit, you might want to look under your shoe"
01:21 < sadbox> also I'm just saying that 10 seconds after mentioning security somebody popped up to say how awesome security is
01:21 < sadbox> and it was you
01:21 < sadbox> Virtual-Potato: I like people
01:21 < sadbox> I just don't understand crafting your identity around work
01:21 < Virtual-Potato> why not?
01:21 < sadbox> and security people disproportionately do that
01:22 < Virtual-Potato> I thought the saying is "Live to work" or something like that
01:22 < sadbox> security-the-job is interesting, security-the-community is not my thing
01:22 < Virtual-Potato> Live to work, not work to live
01:23 < Virtual-Potato> Yeah I think that's it
01:23 < sadbox> anyways, 90% of my dayjob is security related bullshit
01:24 < DrGibby|> sadbox: of you don't already know, take me with a grain of salt.
01:25 < sadbox> DrGibby|: I <3 u
01:25 < Virtual-Potato> s/grain/silo-full
01:25 <+layer-eight> DrGibby| meant: "sadbox: of you don't already know, take me with a silo-full of salt."
01:25 < DrGibby|> I also think the "security lifestyle" is a bit much but the people who do are sometimes the best hackers
01:25 < sadbox> also I think my view of security people is probably a bit skewed cause I live in silicon valley
01:25 < DrGibby|> sadbox: <3
01:26 < sadbox> and they like
01:26 < sadbox> are v security lifestyle
01:26 <+NinjaStyle> sadbox: i think it is true that security people dedicate their life to work
01:26 < kuahara> Why do lawyers like Cohen with clients as prestigious as the POTUS and information potentially sensitive enough to get that client indicted still use paper documents that can be seized by the FBI instead of slightly more modern encryptable media?
01:26 < DrGibby|> I would reason to guess a lot of folks dedicate their lives to their work in SV
01:27 < DrGibby|> NO POLITICS
01:27 < Virtual-Potato> Topic literally says 'no politics'
01:27 < DrGibby|> fuck off with that shit
01:27 < sadbox> NinjaStyle: I knew plenty of amazing developers who do it too, and amazing electrical engineers, etc etc
01:27 < Virtual-Potato> you broke rule #1
01:27 < kuahara> was literally a technology question
01:27 < sadbox> To be fair it also says no trolling
01:27 < DrGibby|> sadbox: thats for the trolls
01:27 < kuahara> but at least I've identified "that" group of people just now.
01:28 < Virtual-Potato> :P
01:28 < Gencade`> the no trolling rule is only there for ops to kick who they like
01:28 < Gencade`> also get back to work cryptic1
01:28 < DrGibby|> p much yeah
01:28 < sadbox> NinjaStyle: as I say that I realize that I do know a bunch of maker lifestyle and startup lifestyle developers too
01:28 < admiralspark> so
01:28 < Virtual-Potato> LOOK WHO'S IN
01:28 < kuahara> ops can already kick who they like
01:28 < admiralspark> question for the room
01:28 < DrGibby|> s/room/channel
01:28 <+layer-eight> admiralspark meant: "question for the channel"
01:28 < admiralspark> haha Virtual-Potato you know it
01:28 < admiralspark> right
01:28 < sadbox> admiralspark: burn it down
01:29 < admiralspark> I'd love to
01:29 < DrGibby|> its DNS, admiralspark
01:29 < Virtual-Potato> s/question/statement
01:29 <+layer-eight> admiralspark meant: "statement for the channel"
01:29 < DrGibby|> ticket closed.
01:29 < Gencade`> .bofh
01:29 <+layer-eight> Gencade`, BOFH says: Did you pay the new Support Fee?
01:29 < DrGibby|> Gencade+++
01:29 < DrGibby|> beat me to it
01:29 < admiralspark> have any of you, as part of your jobs, had to sit at a booth for your company and provide public access to IT support/"Cybersecurity"?
01:29 < Virtual-Potato> 'public access'
01:29 < sadbox> admiralspark: yes, sortof, I've sat at the booth at tech conferences
01:29 < admiralspark> For context: this is a coop
01:29 < aName> It'd be funny if it wasn't so fucked https://leginfo.legislature.ca.gov/faces/billTextClient.xhtml?bill_id=201720180SB1424
01:29 < Virtual-Potato> what?
01:29 < kuahara> my IT job is working around politicians all day, so no.
01:29 < Gencade`> admiralspark: install gentoo
01:30 < admiralspark> no no, this is completely non-technical people.
01:30 < sadbox> admiralspark: but srecon isn't really the public
01:30 < admiralspark> yeah
01:30 < admiralspark> a booth at a conf would be fine
01:30 < DrGibby|> I don't think I understand, admiralspark
01:30 < kuahara> worst I've had to do recently is show up to commissioners' court and convince them to spend a mere $2500 replacing a gateway
01:31 < admiralspark> no no, DrGibby| you're right there with me. What the fuck business is it of mine to be advisint the public on cybersecurity matters during our annual meeting
01:31 < Virtual-Potato> DrGibby|, I don't understand either
01:31 < sadbox> aName: well that would be... intteresting
01:31 < admiralspark> unfortunately, the last line of my job descrip, 2 pages long, is "other duties as assigned"
01:31 < Gencade`> thoughts on Cohen's places of residents being raided #r-s?
01:31 < DrGibby|> what is management specifically asking for?
01:31  * DrGibby| kicks Gencade` 
01:32 < Gencade`> DrGibby|: oh my balls
01:32 < Gencade`> s/residents/residence
01:32 <+layer-eight> Gencade` meant: "thoughts on Cohen's places of residence being raided #r-s?"
01:32 < admiralspark> DrGibby|: in quotes: "A cybersecurity booth to get this info out there, because none of our people know about scary hackers!"
01:32 < DrGibby|> sounds like a reasonable request /s
01:32 < Virtual-Potato> admiralspark, it just sounds like management wants to do some kind of awareness event, so they look like they care about the public
01:33 < DrGibby|> that would be my guess too, Virtual-Potato
01:33 < admiralspark> exactly, I think. Kind of a "give back to the members" thing
01:33 < Virtual-Potato> admiralspark, this sounds easy
01:33 < DrGibby|> admiralspark: have me come out and give a talk
01:33 < admiralspark> but I don't think I should be advising people what to do, wouldn't that be a liability on the company?
01:33 < DrGibby|> my rates are reasonable
01:33 < Virtual-Potato> admiralspark, not if you spew info that's already been validated
01:33 <+NinjaStyle> sorry sadbox had to talk to the boss for a few
01:33 < admiralspark> "Your cyber dude told me to install mcaffeyy and now I lost everything because ransomware!"
01:34 < Virtual-Potato> admiralspark, something like NIST recommendations for passwords and that crap
01:34 < admiralspark> DrGibby|: flying you to AK makes it prohibitively expensive regardless ;)
01:34 <+NinjaStyle> sadbox: yeah i really think it is cool when people find something they really care about, and a lot of sec people are really passionate
01:34 < DrGibby|> admiralspark: this is for employees or the public?
01:34 < mkillebrew> http://www.bl.org/~mparson/funny/password.txt    the correct password guidelines.
01:34 < Virtual-Potato> DrGibby|, he said public
01:34 < admiralspark> Virtual-Potato: hmm, good idea. I plan on talking to people about Equifax though, as that's what the CEO originally was excited about
01:34 < admiralspark> which seems bad
01:34 < DrGibby|> I'm making sure, Virtual-Potato
01:34 < sadbox> NinjaStyle: I am anti-passionate
01:34 < admiralspark> DrGibby|: this is for the public, now
01:34 < Virtual-Potato> admiralspark, careful, you don't want to sound like you're bashing them
01:34 <+NinjaStyle> sadbox: lol
01:34 < admiralspark> but we're a coop so they "own" us. Members
01:35 < Virtual-Potato> that wouldn't reflect well on your company
01:35 < admiralspark> Virtual-Potato: bashing equifax?
01:35 < sadbox> NinjaStyle: SV is slowly wearing me down
01:35 < DrGibby|> admiralspark: generally when doing something like that you use broad terms and speak to standards
01:35 < Virtual-Potato> I mean if you talk about Equifax, be broad
01:35 < admiralspark> oh, yes, sorry, I do know about that
01:35 < DrGibby|> "use a paid anti-malware" etc
01:35 < admiralspark> already ran through that before internal presentations with HR.
01:35 < mkillebrew> I read that as "paid malware" and immediately thought Cisco AnyConnect
01:35 < Virtual-Potato> DrGibby|, I would never recommend paid anti-malware without understanding the user's requirement
01:36 < Virtual-Potato> Just talk about best-practices
01:36 < DrGibby|> Virtual-Potato: again the questions are usually "what av should I use?"
01:36 < DrGibby|> "are hackers after MY personal data"
01:36 < admiralspark> I agree with Virtual-Potato . Also, I can't recommend credit freezes as "I am not your accountant", I can't recommend backup drives because "I am not a hdd provider"
01:36 < DrGibby|> shit like that
01:36 < Virtual-Potato> right
01:36 < admiralspark> I feel like I can't tell them shit because I can't lean on anything
01:36 < Virtual-Potato> because those are all very specific to the user's situation
01:36 < DrGibby|> frame it as "personal preference"
01:37 < admiralspark> internally I could use the "I'm not a ___ but this is what I did"
01:37 < admiralspark> yeah
01:37 < Virtual-Potato> but talk about security best practices
01:37 < admiralspark> DrGibby|: that
01:37 < DrGibby|> exactly
01:37 < admiralspark> hmmmm
01:37 < Virtual-Potato> like NIST guidelines for passwords
01:37 < Virtual-Potato> because tbh that's the biggest pain point for people
01:37 < Virtual-Potato> people use the same passwords for EVERYTHING
01:37 < Virtual-Potato> not kidding
01:37 < DrGibby|> I think you're thinking about the details too much; I would focus on the over-arching security concepts
01:37 < admiralspark> That's on my list, but then when people ask how to manage 50 passwords....here I go with "I am not a lawyer but $PAsswordmanagers"
01:37 < admiralspark> hmm
01:38 < admiralspark> DrGibby|: I think you're right
01:38 < kuahara> I don't enforce frequent password changes because it just results in passwords being written on post it notes stuck to the terminals the password is supposed to protect.
01:38 < Virtual-Potato> You don't need to say 'I'm not a lawyer'
01:38 < sadbox> Virtual-Potato: it's a PITA regardless, password managers suck too
01:38 < DrGibby|> "some people use password managers"
01:38 < Virtual-Potato> Just say what DrGibby| suggested
01:38 < admiralspark> I also hate presenting in front of people, and I've already wasted three months of my year working on this shit for internal stuff, can't get any real work done
01:38 < sadbox> I could possibly use a pw manager for my wife
01:38 < DrGibby|> I give these talks like once a quarter
01:38 < admiralspark> then again
01:38 < sadbox> but she spends 90% of her time on mobile
01:38 < admiralspark> I am bitching on irc instead of working rn
01:38 < DrGibby|> admiralspark: its ok man, don't fret
01:38 < kuahara> job for IT janitors anyway
01:38 < admiralspark> c'est la vie :)
01:39 <+CheckYourSix> kuahara: I wish that was a fireable offense
01:39 < DrGibby|> yup yup
01:39 < Virtual-Potato> sadbox, you obviously don't have a good pw manager
01:39 < admiralspark> hmm. I guess I'll re-work it to be more broad than it is now. Thx
01:39 < Virtual-Potato> they don't suck
01:39 < sadbox> Virtual-Potato: what do you reccomend?
01:39 < Virtual-Potato> technology has come a long way
01:39 < sadbox> None of them are non-annoying to use on iOS
01:39 < admiralspark> Lastpass is surprisingly still good, regardless of parent company
01:39 <+NinjaStyle> i use lastpass and i think it works fine
01:39 < kuahara> I liked msecure until they dropped support for synching with dropbox.
01:39 < admiralspark> Keeweb is all OSS
01:40 < admiralspark> and keepass as it's base
01:40 < Virtual-Potato> Password managers are dependent on your personal preference and philosophy
01:40 < DrGibby|> 15 chars minimum, 3/4 charsets, ran against known compromises and weak password blacklists
01:40 < sadbox> NinjaStyle: not to draw you in, but I've used 1password and lastpass extensively
01:40 < DJAshnar> taco taco nacho burrito, peeps
01:40 < sadbox> NinjaStyle: they are both great on desktop
01:40 < sadbox> NinjaStyle: but ios integration is.... lacking
01:40 < Virtual-Potato> If you're okay with a company that keeps your passwords like lastpass (even though it's encrypted and all that so they will never be able to read your password)
01:40 <+NinjaStyle> sadbox: i use lastpass on mobile
01:40 < DrGibby|> Thisis1PasswordThatWorksWell!
01:40 <+CheckYourSix> DrGibby|: I love it when websites allow a max of 20 chars, no special chars, etc...
01:41 < xe0n> nearly finished rolling out mfa to 1200 users lol
01:41 < DJAshnar> ThisKeyIsSuperSecret135!
01:41 < Virtual-Potato> I personally use KeePassXC
01:41 < admiralspark> sadbox: IOS doesn't allow screen overlays so it will never have the functionality of LastPass Android
01:41 < Virtual-Potato> I want to keep things local
01:41 < sadbox> admiralspark: I know
01:41 < DrGibby|> CheckYourSix: and most of those are SQLi-able!
01:41 < admiralspark> :( it makes me sad
01:41 < Virtual-Potato> but I like the UI of KeePassXC
01:41 <+CheckYourSix> DrGibby|: Hence the ridiculous requirements
01:41 < admiralspark> Virtual-Potato: do you use it with other people?
01:41 < sadbox> It's just not a thing I'd tell someone who's mostly-on-ios to use
01:41 < Virtual-Potato> admiralspark, no this is for personal use
01:41 < kuahara> I need to find keyring software that will let me sync the db on a server of my choice instead of the vendor's.
01:41 < admiralspark> I need a prettier, 'simpler' one that I can do delegated permissions with...
01:41 <+NinjaStyle> sadbox: clipboard sharing is still a thing iirc on ios
01:42 < admiralspark> non-tech dept wants something else instead of Roboform haha
01:42 < DLSteve> Virtual-Potato, I use https://keeweb.info/ + Google Drive.
01:42 < admiralspark> DLSteve: have you ever had file lock issues with it?
01:42 < DrGibby|> I use a textfile
01:42 < DrGibby|> on dropbox
01:42 < Virtual-Potato> admiralspark, if you're talking about sharing credentials with several people then that's different
01:43 < DLSteve> admiralspark, Nope.
01:43 < admiralspark> I was tempted to do keeweb + syncthing
01:43 < admiralspark> Virtual-Potato: yep
01:43 < Virtual-Potato> admiralspark, Hashicorp Vault isn't half bad IMO
01:43 < admiralspark> DLSteve: ahh good to know
01:43 < admiralspark> Virtual-Potato: thanks, I'll take a look
01:44 < sadbox> FWIW if you're on osx / ios
01:44 < sadbox> 1pass is p nice
01:44 < sadbox> as far as pw managers go
01:45 < Virtual-Potato> I personally prefer KeePassXC. I like the UI, it's cross-platform. There's windows, linux, and macOS versions
01:45 < sadbox> I am currently osx-only so not a huge reason to use something else
01:46 < sadbox> will prolly lastpass since I get a free sub from work
01:46 < sadbox> if I get a linux laptop again
01:46 < sadbox> which I might do cause I'm stuck on a touchpad mac....
01:46 < mkillebrew> It's back to the retro cool MacOS name now
01:47 < xe0n> macos 9
01:48 < DrGibby|> OSX10.5.6.1-rev52-beta-9
01:48 < mkillebrew> I never used 9, hated the looks of it.
01:49 < DrGibby|> nightly build 20180410
01:49 < mkillebrew> It wasn't until OS X on a g4 powerbook that I took to it, but still used FreeBSD as a desktop for several more years
01:49 < mkillebrew> actually, quite some time, I didn't use OS X for work until a few years ago I guess
01:50 < Jay-Ros> morning gents
01:50 < mkillebrew> not anywhere that matters it isn't
01:50 < admiralspark> aiight, time to get back to the grind
01:51 < sadbox> mkillebrew: it's been my work-OS for the last couple jobs and it's been p alright
01:51 < DrGibby|> Jay-Ros: evening.
01:51 < mkillebrew> yarp, have vagrant for linux dev environment
01:52 < mkillebrew> has enough memory and stuff to easily run all the VMs I need concurrently
01:52 < sadbox> work does dedicated development machines / vms
01:52 < DLSteve> I haven't touched Vagrant in a while.
01:53 < sadbox> mkillebrew: my dev box is like a 28-core, 256GB, couple T of pcie flash
01:53 < mkillebrew> that would be a grevious waste of capital for me
01:53 < sadbox> It definteily is for me too
01:53 < mkillebrew> couple arch VMs, couple ubuntu, that's really it.
01:53 <+TuxedoJack> I miss Mac OS 9
01:53 <+CheckYourSix> sadbox: Is that personal or work?
01:54 < sadbox> CheckYourSix: work
01:54 < DLSteve> sadbox, What kind of dev work?
01:54 <+TuxedoJack> Still got a Powerbook G4 running it, and a SHITLOAD of G4 towers
01:54 <+TuxedoJack> WIsh the Cube ran it natively
01:54 < sadbox> DLSteve: I write mostly python looooool
01:54 <+CheckYourSix> sadbox: That's crazy overkill fast
01:54 < sadbox> how it's arranged here tho (big company) is that we only have a few classes of machines
01:54 < mkillebrew> I only use python within saltstack, never otherwise learned it
01:54 < DLSteve> sadbox, Hah, is it data science stuff or just web?
01:54 < sadbox> in my case I need a physical server (doing work which involves VMs)
01:55 < sadbox> and these are the only physical ones left
01:55 < DLSteve> sadbox, I do mostly Java and Python, some JS.
01:55 < sadbox> DLSteve: backend junk, I help build a big ol' CDN
01:55 < mkillebrew> I've done perl for when bash doesn't cut it since like 1999, and recently Ruby and Go. C for everything more complex
01:56 < DLSteve> sadbox, Ah okay, same as me then. I dev local on my laptop and have actual dev VM's in the data center or Azure running the full stack.
01:56 < sadbox> DLSteve: also for some context, my company has very few VMs interally
01:57 < sadbox> basically test machines and developer instances
01:57 < sadbox> everything else is bare metal / containers
01:57 < mkillebrew> I'm still shocked that people use Docker in production, it's dildos
01:57 < DLSteve> We have been slow to the container party.
01:57 < sadbox> mkillebrew: we have our own solution, started pre-docker
01:58 < mkillebrew> good.
01:58 < DLSteve> mkillebrew, Depends on what you are doing, it's amazing for my type of application.
01:58 < mkillebrew> I hope it's less shit.
01:58 < sadbox> mkillebrew: probably not
01:58 < sadbox> huehuehue
01:58 < sadbox> mkillebrew: at least it isn't written in go
01:58 <+CheckYourSix> Docker works great for homelab stuff for the few days I've been playing with it
01:59 < sadbox> mkillebrew: https://golang.org/doc/go1.10#runtime   <- I can't believe it took till 1.10 to fix that
01:59 < sadbox> and that docker has been running w/ the old behavior forever
01:59 < DLSteve> If you have a bunch of stateless applications that can run parallel workloads then Docker/Kubernetes is amazing.
01:59 < DLSteve> If you have a giant monolithic application then life sucks.
02:00 < mkillebrew> why containers instead of threading and selinux or similar access control if your concern is security
02:01 < DLSteve> mkillebrew, That process breaks down when you try and scale it as far as management overhead goes.
02:01 <+CheckYourSix> DLSteve: I'm running Radarr/Sonarr/Plex/NZBGet/etc. as containers in my homelab
02:01 < MrBurns> Heya R-TypeEman
02:01 < MrBurns> TuxedoJack:
02:01 < MrBurns> That's what I meant.
02:01 < mkillebrew> What you said doesn't make any sense
02:01 < mkillebrew> why does it break down, in what manner
02:03 < sideup66> CheckYourSix: I never played with radarr/sonarr
02:03 < DLSteve> mkillebrew, The overhead in coordinating developers requirements and having a linux admin who knows what they are doing to build out the server times the several thousand severs you have can get quite cumbersome.
02:03 <+CheckYourSix> sideup66: They're great
02:03 < sideup66> I'd wanna tie that to plexrequests
02:03 <+CheckYourSix> Ombi > plexrequests
02:04 < sideup66> Well yeah, if ombi deals with sonarr and radarr
02:04 < sideup66> And ombi would be a frontend to add stuff
02:04 <+CheckYourSix> It does
02:07 < sideup66> Okay, I have to read a setup guide, I'd be tieing them to transmission
02:07 <+CheckYourSix> Usenet > Torrents && Deluge > Transmission
02:07 < sideup66> Dunno if I wanna buy usenet tbh
02:08 < sideup66> What's wrong with transmission, I'm using it merely as a client...
02:08 <+CheckYourSix> Nothing. Just saying Deluge is better
02:08 <+CheckYourSix> Transmission was always annoying
02:09 < sideup66> Eh transmission daemon has been solid as a client for me
02:09 < DrGibby|> CheckYourSix: you forgot IRC on your list
02:09 < sideup66> Never used deluge
02:11 <+CheckYourSix> Ordered a new 10 gig card
02:11 <+CheckYourSix> Hoping it'll fix the issues with my desktop and drivers
02:11 < sideup66> Noice
02:11 < L3gacy> good eve
02:11 <+CheckYourSix> If it works, I'll order another one for my R710
02:12 < sideup66> Soon as college stuff is handled I'mma get a desktop
02:12 <+CheckYourSix> This one is 5.5 years old and counting.
02:12 <+CheckYourSix> I expect another 5-7 years out of it
02:14 < ihre> DrGibby|: is fserve/xdcc still alive ? 0_o
02:14 < DrGibby|> yes
02:14 < mkillebrew> DLSteve: That doesn't make any more sense.
02:14 < ihre> i guess if you know where to look, havent used it in ages
02:14 < DLSteve> mkillebrew, I have done it both ways, Docker/Kubernetes has a lot more tooling around it for automation.
02:14 < mkillebrew> In the beginning it was monolithic, then threaded, then VMs, but then the VMs were underutilized because it was a single-use VM, now it's a container so your single-use crap shares the same base
02:14 < ihre> tbf, since all the search engines/indexers were shut down :p
02:15 < mkillebrew> so... just like a properly threaded application
02:15 < mkillebrew> containers are a solution to a problem created by overuse of VMs
02:15 < ihre> but its agile ..!!
02:15 < mkillebrew> IPC is still slower than were it a well written app
02:16 < mkillebrew> now you're encapsulating in all these other idiot protocols
02:17 < mkillebrew> "but what if one isn't enough" zomg someone will have to invent the load balancer
02:18 < DrGibby|> mkillebrew: I promise I'm not trying to come off as a dick, but are you always this much of a cunt?
02:18 < mkillebrew> apparently
02:19 < DLSteve> Meh, I don't care, every one is entitled to opinions.
02:19 < czarbomba> mkillebrew is what professionals refer to as "a terminal edgelord"\
02:19 < mkillebrew> I'm not saying there's a right way, your reason just doesn't hold to scrutiny
02:22 < DLSteve> mkillebrew, Not really going to argue with you because it really come down to size. Also not every one has the luxury of running applications they built. Lot of times you are wrapping vedor shit trying to make it not suck as much and play nice in the same environment as the rest of your stuff.
02:23 < mkillebrew> oh yeah, there's that... the "pick 10 projects from github" design concept
02:24 < DLSteve> Not even that, usually it's paid proprietary crap.
02:24 < mkillebrew> dockerized?
02:24 < DLSteve> Sometimes.
02:24 < Casteil> dickerized
02:24 < DLSteve> depends on what it is.
02:24 < mkillebrew> dickerized is a more appropriate term for how it ends up fucking you
02:25 < mkillebrew> also, port binding. What the fuck, you can't just say "yo homie, dockerd, 10.2.6.12/24 is yours, leave my other interfaces be"      "FUCK YO NETWORK STACK, dis mine now, I'm binding to 0.0.0.0"
02:26 < enix> never fuck with dockerd
02:26 < DLSteve> My department has applications on bare metal locked up in the data center (HSM), VMs, and Containers. You pick what works best for what you are doing.
02:27 < mkillebrew> dockerd: all ur iptables r belong to us
02:27 < DLSteve> Some of it is a convenience factor. It is nice to log into a portal, click a few buttons, and have a "server" a few minutes later.
02:28 < enix> ew
02:28 < mkillebrew> click?
02:28 < mkillebrew> disgusting. "salt newhostname state.highstate"
02:28 < DLSteve> bleh, salt sucks.
02:28 < mkillebrew> you sucks.
02:28 <+CheckYourSix> Everything sucks!
02:29 < DLSteve> ^
02:29 < DLSteve> All tech is shit, we spend our lives trying to make it a little less shitty.
02:29 <+CheckYourSix> ++++
02:30 < Jay-Ros> ++++ and also prep your work to accommodate for the shitty-ness
02:30 < enix> s/tech/life
02:30 <+layer-eight> DLSteve meant: "All life is shit, we spend our lives trying to make it a little less shitty."
02:30 < Jay-Ros> "this implementation doesn't work"..."hang on, I prepped a script to get that bit to work... ok, carry on"
02:30 < enix> That's why you write scripts?
02:31 < enix> In my case, "this implementation doesn't work" pertains to me
02:31 < enix> The rest is then relevant to the new context
02:32 < mkillebrew> You're an implementation.
02:33 < Jay-Ros> enix: not really, but I'm still haunted by my predecessors. Just had WSUS config for remote office computers not working on a site, boss is there right now, and I told him to jump on my 'swap' folder and run a script, which forces the registry to the correct config
02:34 < Jay-Ros> ...when we rolled out the machines they were running on wireless devices with APN, and my predecessor hadn't configured WSUS properly on group policy or on the build image, and I couldn't contact the machines for a time
02:34 < DLSteve> There is the time honored fix for memory leaks of just rebooting the server every few hours.
02:34 < Jay-Ros> so... quick script fix that I'd done to fix a server I was playing in that was positioned in the wrong GPO originally
02:40 < enix> DLSteve: i have something for that
02:41 < enix> 59 23 * * * init 6
02:41 < enix> 59 11 * * * init 6
02:41 < enix> that is literally my crontab -e
02:41 < DLSteve> haha
02:42 < enix> Jay-Ros: In that instance, you should have a powershell script to remotely execute that command on your behalf
02:42 < mkillebrew> what kind of hooligan doesn't use full path in crontab?
02:43 < enix> mkillebrew: I'm literally wearing an OG fooligan hoodie.. so that would be literally.. LITERALLY me.
02:43 < enix> LITERALLY
02:43 < DLSteve> mkillebrew, Oh, you should check out front end web dev.
02:43 < mkillebrew> the fuck I should
02:43 < enix> s/a/a-literally-
02:43 <+layer-eight> enix meant: "mkillebrew: I'm litera-literally-lly wea-literally-ring a-literally-n OG fooliga-literally-n hoodie.. so tha-literally-t would be litera-literally-lly.. LITERALLY me."
02:43 < DLSteve> mkillebrew, Makes Docker look sane.
02:44 < enix> ew
02:44 < Jay-Ros> enix - I've got a GPO to apply to the offices now that they're all connected on proper internet connections, but I also have a new started who is looking specifically after those remote offices coming soon, so I'm leaving it for him
02:44 < Jay-Ros> my boss concurred on this notion
02:44 < enix> I would automate that new starter somehow
02:45 < mkillebrew> so does a methed up chimp with an M249, doesn't make it any better than it is though
02:45 < Jay-Ros> HELL no, my boss has hired me a bitch! %X drop in phone calls to me
02:45 < DLSteve> mkillebrew, Well the differece is that I would pay to see the first one.
02:45 < Jay-Ros> but I also need to tell him "this is how I apply GPOs"
02:46 < enix> wow
02:46 < enix> I just realized that the port our devs picked is 3137
02:46 < enix> fucking trolls
02:47 < DLSteve> 666 is reserved by Id software for Doom.
02:48 < enix> So it should be
02:59 < nohusuro> Jay-Ros: did that SPF thing work itself out?
02:59 < The_Dv8or> sup
02:59 < ekaj> .bofh
02:59 <+layer-eight> ekaj, BOFH says: The computer fleetly, mouse and all.
03:00 < Jay-Ros> nohusuro - yep!!! I have an email address :) :) :)
03:00 < Jay-Ros> it took a while, probably because I originally added it incorrectly, and it needed to redistribute and overwrite with the newer config
03:00 < nohusuro> sweet, definitely must have been a propagation issue
03:01 < L3gacy> that'
03:01 < L3gacy> that's enough facebook shitposting for the night :D
03:01 < Jay-Ros> I've officially created a (crappy) website, added a (crappy) email server, and managed a (crappy) online presence!
03:01 < vlab> fucking recyclerview bullshit
03:01 < vlab> passing the same damn values but one works but the other doesnt
03:01 < vlab> whyyyyy
03:01 < L3gacy> Person bitching about GMOs, so I asked if they liked lemonade....
03:01 < L3gacy> Lemons are a GMO :D
03:02 < vlab> bananas a fucking gmo
03:02 < L3gacy> Cavendish :(
03:02 < The_Dv8or> “Im poisoned by GMO because of Donald Trump and student loans!!!!”
03:02 < Jay-Ros> nohusuro - next is working out, if I were managing multiple domains for clients, what the best (cheap) option for domain mail server, web hosting and implementation platforms would be
03:02 < voidstar> ever wonder why artificial banana doesn't taste like banana
03:02 < voidstar> ?
03:02 < arlion[FIF]> These corn chips are not GMO
03:02 < arlion[FIF]> - my aun
03:02 < Jay-Ros> ...and then once I've worked out the tech stuff I can jump onto the web design learning
03:03 < L3gacy> the bana candies are flavored after the sweeter cavendish banana
03:04 < voidstar> bingo
03:05 < voidstar> the gmo bananas we have today are more hardy and can survive tougher climates
03:06 < czarbomba> lol 2 seagates shit the bed in 2 days
03:06 < L3gacy> I just had a NEW 1.5tb green shit the bed harder than tyson BIT Hollyfield
03:06 < L3gacy> It was a week old
03:06 <+CheckYourSix> Seagates are shit. I don't think I'd use them if they were free
03:06 < L3gacy> screeches on powerup now.  head crash
03:07 < ekaj> What were you using it for
03:07 < czarbomba> just a backup drive
03:07 < L3gacy> Brand new build of an AMD Phenom II 940
03:07 < czarbomba> replacing both with a 10tb black
03:07 < L3gacy> scrap parts for a friend
03:07 < L3gacy> Loving my new Dell, tho
03:07 < L3gacy> Toshiba 1tb
03:08 < czarbomba> i hope you weren't using that green for a system drive
03:08 < L3gacy> czarbomba, I was using a 120gb Sandisk for boot
03:08 < L3gacy> it was a skip-parts build for a desperate friend with 2 autistic kids
03:08 < czarbomba> good. i can't even believe how often people go out, buy a bunch of new hardware, and cripple their shit with a5400rpm system platter drive
03:09 < L3gacy> It was all parts from the skip
03:09 < L3gacy> literally shit $BOSS was throwing out
03:09 < czarbomba> if you're windowsing it just softlink that documents folder to the big platter drive
03:09 < L3gacy> The drive had 18 hours use
03:09 < czarbomba> ride or die
03:09 < L3gacy> in SMART
03:09 < L3gacy> and head crashed at 19
03:09 < czarbomba> i don't know how much i trust any of the green style drives
03:09 < suttin> that sounds like some hippy shit
03:09 < E-werd> greens fail
03:09 < L3gacy> Buddy had 2 8TB purps die this week
03:09 < czarbomba> but the failure rate of the seagates, which was supposedly better in recent years, seems as high as ever
03:10 < L3gacy> one smoked
03:10 < czarbomba> meanwhile the NAS that the drives were backing up has never experienced a failure. 4x WD reds
03:10 < L3gacy> Then again, what r-tard uses a 400w PSU in a NAS build with 6 drives?
03:10 < czarbomba> i don't know the specs on the purples but the price point alone keeps me away from using them
03:10 < L3gacy> and an i7-4790K
03:11 < E-werd> i mean, if it's what you got on hand
03:11 < L3gacy> tru
03:11 < E-werd> and you're not paying outright for it
03:11 < L3gacy> I love this Dell 5675
03:11 < L3gacy> A10 9700, 8GB, 1tb, 240 Kingston
03:11 < L3gacy> Radeon RX 560
03:11 < L3gacy> Just need a 1700X Ryzen ;)
03:11 < L3gacy> and 32GB toto ram
03:12 < E-werd> follow the yellow brick road
03:12 < L3gacy> Maybe just grab 8GB tomorrow from $BOSS
03:12 < L3gacy> Still need a webcam and 2nd monitor
03:12 < suttin> anyone here play with the servicenow api?
03:13 < suttin> I'll take that as a big fat no
03:14 < Jay-Ros> sorry, was looking at something else for a moment
03:14 < Jay-Ros> big fat no from me.
03:14 < L3gacy> I'm looking for a cheap X5690 cpu now.  Server time upgrades
03:14 < suttin> everything is a sub table of a sub table in service now
03:15 < suttin> so to do one thing, sometimes you have to make 15 calls
03:16 < suttin> im using a python module right now, but i think i'm going to rewrite everything I've done with just the requests module
03:17 < arlion[FIF]> I have a lambda function currently able to hit from the public internet. Security Groups are in place on the lambda function that don't even allow port 80/443. How do i restrict what external ip's hit a lambda function?
03:17 < McDonaldsWiFi> suttin: I've used the requests library for an API before, works well
03:18 < DrGibby|> evening, fam
03:18 < arlion[FIF]> python requests library is very simple to use,
03:18 < L3gacy> DrGibby|, hai!
03:18 < L3gacy> Polishing my turd of a resume'
03:18 < DrGibby|> how are you L3gacy?
03:18 < L3gacy> Shitty.  Depression is in full effect
03:18 < DrGibby|> get out the black polish!
03:19 < L3gacy> Faking the smiles, and shit
03:19 < arlion[FIF]> .yt atreyu lip gloss and black
03:19 <+layer-eight> YouTube Atreyu - Lip Gloss and Black - https://youtu.be/Zz3qjhO09Lc
03:19 < DrGibby|> hey man, I know how that is, take it day to day, try to see the good in people <3
03:19 < Jay-Ros> .yt vengabus
03:19 < DrGibby|> you'll get there buddy
03:19 <+layer-eight> YouTube Vengaboys - We like to Party! (The Vengabus) - https://youtu.be/6Zbi0XmGtMw
03:19 < Jay-Ros> force the vibes
03:19 < DrGibby|> god dammit Jay-Ros
03:19 < Jay-Ros> .yt don't stop s club
03:19 <+layer-eight> YouTube S Club 7 - Bring It All Back [OFFICIAL VIDEO] - https://youtu.be/wfcAvS4QbDg
03:19 < xe0n> 90s lol
03:19 < E-werd> i'm in about the best place i've ever been as far as that shit's concerned
03:19 < enix> DONT STOP
03:19 < enix> NEVER GIVE UP
03:19 < E-werd> it's remarkable
03:20 < xe0n> lol
03:20 < enix> SOMETHING SOMETHING REACH THE TOP
03:20 < Jay-Ros> .yt dancing in the moonligt
03:20 <+layer-eight> YouTube Dancing In the Moonlight - https://youtu.be/hMc8naeeSS8
03:20  * DrGibby| farts on E-werd 
03:20 < DrGibby|> NOW YOU'RE NOT
03:20 < Jay-Ros> .yt makin my way downtown
03:20 <+layer-eight> YouTube Vanessa Carlton - A Thousand Miles - https://youtu.be/Cwkej79U3ek
03:20  * L3gacy teabags people at random
03:20 < E-werd> k
03:20  * DrGibby| sets fire to #reddit-sysadmin 
03:20 < enix> who covered dancing in the moonlight
03:20 < DrGibby|> FUCK THE POLICE
03:20 < Jay-Ros> I'm done
03:20 < enix> And they made it on the charts
03:20 < Jay-Ros> train?
03:20 < enix> no
03:21 < enix> toploader
03:21 < E-werd> made it on the farts*
03:21 < enix> .yt dancing in the moonlight toploader
03:21 <+layer-eight> YouTube Toploader - Dancing in the Moonlight - https://youtu.be/0yBnIUX0QAE
03:21 < L3gacy> Why is firefox eating ram like a fat unsupervised toddler in a candy store?
03:21 < CharlesA> reasons!
03:21 < enix> L3gacy: because it's chrome in disguise
03:21 < E-werd> gotta throw more ram at it
03:21 < enix> I would listen to E-werd
03:21 < L3gacy> I have 8gb DDR4
03:21 < enix> he seems to know what's going on around here
03:21 < L3gacy> I need to get 8 more atm
03:21 < DrGibby|> I use Ultron!
03:21 < enix> L3gacy: you definitely need more than 8
03:22 < DrGibby|> http://ultronbrowser.io/
03:22 < Jay-Ros> Because they changed their cache offset to primary so that CSS would be handled better, but it ended up with a memory leak, and they don't want to go 6 versions rollback
03:22 < E-werd> eventually it'll quit taking it
03:22 < enix> L3gacy: I would run it inside docker to limit it's resources
03:22 < enix> I'm sure there's an emacs module for that
03:22 < czarbomba> i refuse to download any software unless it comes from thisis.absolutelymalware.com
03:22 < E-werd> like challenging a mexican drug cartel to a digging contest... there's just too much dirt to dig it all
03:22 < DrGibby|> czarbomba: <3
03:22 < enix> czarbomba: goddamnit you made me laugh at work
03:23 < enix> no people are suspicious
03:23 < enix> s/no/now
03:23 <+layer-eight> enix meant: "now people are suspicious"
03:23 < DrGibby|> for a list of warez, visit https://thisis.absolutelymalware.com/software/
03:23 < Jay-Ros> just switch back to netscape v3, you only need 128kb RAM
03:23 < E-werd> i don't get why it's thisis.absolutelymalware.com instead of something like this.is.absolutelymalware.com
03:23 < Jay-Ros> DrGibby| all the install packages require pkunzip?
03:23 < DrGibby|> Jay-Ros: no required software needed
03:23 < E-werd> cname that shit
03:24 < DrGibby|> E-werd hold pls
03:24 < czarbomba> i want someone to bring back mosaic with a modern engine
03:24 < E-werd> mosaic + modern = ???
03:24 < E-werd> isn't that what IE11 was?
03:24 < Jay-Ros> I want voice-command ebuddy
03:24 < czarbomba> ie is about as far away from mosaic as possible
03:24 < E-werd> Jay-Ros: bring back bonzibuddy
03:24 < czarbomba> activex alone was the death knell of IE being anything standards-based
03:24 < enix> E-werd: i support this
03:24 < Jay-Ros> e-werd - that's the one. The purple gorilla?
03:24 < DrGibby|> https://this.is.absolutelymalware.com/software
03:24 < E-werd> yeah
03:25 < E-werd> there were a bunch of them, but bonzi buddy was the top
03:25 < DrGibby|> :(
03:25 < czarbomba> bonzibuddy bird > bonzibuddy gorilla
03:25 < E-werd> like, why the fuck doesn't that exist with the latest assistant AIs? siri, cortana, alexa
03:25 < Jay-Ros> e-werd - nobody ever realised that the could combine the dancing desktop stripper and bonzibuddy
03:25 < E-werd> someone get on that shit
03:25 < czarbomba> o.g. bonzibuddy assistant ride or die
03:25 < Jay-Ros> and have a little dancing hot chick on your screen that could do things for you
03:25 < E-werd> "do things"
03:26 < E-werd> "for you"
03:26 < E-werd> "could"
03:26 < E-werd> "that"
03:26 < Jay-Ros> throw in some kind of API for powershell scripts, and some voice activation
03:26 < czarbomba> bonzibuddy nsfw edition. could be weird. might have been how furries started.
03:26 < Jay-Ros> "striperella, reboot DCEXCH13_01
03:26 < E-werd> "Bonzi, restart SERVER1"
03:26 < Jay-Ros> <shimmys> "you got it, big boy!"
03:26 < E-werd> why the fuck... aren't we doing this already
03:26 < czarbomba> "striptana, are you familiar with the dance of the seven veils?"
03:26 < enix> This is all LITERALLY what I was talking about earlier
03:27 < enix> s/a/literally
03:27 <+layer-eight> enix meant: "This is literallyll LITERALLY whliterallyt I wliterallys tliterallylking literallybout eliterallyrlier"
03:27 < czarbomba> lol
03:27 < enix> wait a second...
03:27 < xe0n> i remember using mosaic :P
03:27 < enix> s/striptana/jesus
03:27 <+layer-eight> czarbomba meant: ""jesus, are you familiar with the dance of the seven veils?""
03:27 < enix> oh than the lord I can edit other peoples messages
03:27 < Jay-Ros> "Cinnamon, execute vmotion from VMCLUS01 and notify confirmation by email"
03:28 < DrGibby|> s/messages/dongers
03:28 <+layer-eight> enix meant: "oh than the lord I can edit other peoples dongers"
03:28 < E-werd> https://docs.microsoft.com/en-us/windows/configuration/cortana-at-work/cortana-at-work-voice-commands
03:28 < Jay-Ros> <pole twirl> "ohhh yeah, I can do that for you daddy"
03:28 < czarbomba> "whoretana, install adult-commands module"
03:28 < DrGibby|> lol
03:29 < Jay-Ros> "Whoretana, hop off the screen for a moment" <giggles> "See you soon!"
03:30 < DrGibby|> <twirls and skips off screen>
03:30 < DrGibby|> I'm sure the weebs would love that
03:31 < arlion[FIF]> im sure it already exists
03:32 < Jay-Ros> does anyone remember the sheep?
03:32 < Jay-Ros> the ones you could double click and they'd jump down from the top of the screen and run around on the bottom of the destop?
03:32 < arlion[FIF]> http://dirtydesktop.com/girls-a
03:32 < enix> yeah no
03:32 < enix> brb
03:34 < Jay-Ros> enix - http://esheep.petrucci.ch/ these ones
03:34 < MrBurns> Yo yo yo
03:35 < DrGibby|> oh shit MrBurns is here
03:35 < DrGibby|> act like you're working
03:35  * DrGibby| calls for Smithers 
03:35 < Jay-Ros> click click click, type type type, work work wokr
03:35  * MrBurns rubs his hands together.
03:35 < MrBurns> Excellentttttt.
03:35 < voidstar> ./matrix.sh
03:36 < MrBurns> DrGibby|: Get to cram a whole bunch of intermediate python I haven't used in ages back into my skull in a day or so. Woot! :D
03:36 < DrGibby|> woohoo!
03:36 < DrGibby|> also, YAY PYTHON!
03:36 < MrBurns> Eh, I have to put off my side projects for the week then. Booh.
03:36 < czarbomba> smithers, you say? https://i.imgur.com/Uqe9hWG.gif
03:36 < czarbomba> ^slightly nsfw
03:36 < DrGibby|> lol
03:36 < MrBurns> Was in the middle of implementing the ethereum Virtual Machine and sketcing out my own client implementation.
03:37 < MrBurns> Still, made it to round 1.5 of this job interview I guess?
03:37 < DrGibby|> just keep trying :)
03:37 < czarbomba> how many anticipated rounds
03:38 < MrBurns> I'm estimating three? Got the coding, probably a phone/g-chat again. And then face to face.
03:38 < MrBurns> Hoping it goes well, I could use the salary bump.
03:38 < MrBurns> On the down side, 4hrs commuting every day. >_>
03:38 < czarbomba> ouch
03:39 < MrBurns> Eyarp.
03:39 < DrGibby|> jesus fuck
03:39 < voidstar> jeebus
03:39 < czarbomba> i did
03:39 < MrBurns> Go go MTA/
03:39 < czarbomba> i did
03:39 < DrGibby|> fucking 16 hour days
03:39 < czarbomba> ~75-90 min each way for a year and a half
03:39 < Jay-Ros> 4 hours??? that's consideration for moving home
03:39 < czarbomba> and it was epicly suckass
03:39 < czarbomba> plus i racked up sooo many citations
03:39 < DrGibby|> OH
03:39 < MrBurns> Jay-Ros: Got an apt I'm looking at in Brook for $500 if I get it.
03:39 < DrGibby|> 12 hour days my bad
03:39 < DrGibby|> thought you meant 4 hours each way
03:40 < MrBurns> I don't mind the trains that much. Just keep a blanket in my pack and I can read and listen to music/podcasts.
03:40 < MrBurns> Basically what I do anyways.
03:40 < czarbomba> when they finally stop playing bumpercars with the self-driving stuff i'll be glad
03:40 < czarbomba> i still want some sort of hybrid like in demolition man
03:41 < Jay-Ros> czarbomba - be well.
03:41 < czarbomba> where you can engage "self-drive" (and so that the computer doesn't ignore you)
03:41 < czarbomba> this guy doesn't know how to use the three seashells!
03:41 < czarbomba> that movie is underrated in stallone's oeuvre IMO
03:43 < DrGibby|> Taco Bell is fine dining
03:44 < czarbomba> how can you not enjoy dan cortese singing the "jolly green giant" theme song with a grand piano
03:44 < czarbomba> movie magic
03:46 < DrGibby|> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cF6D8zDa9U
03:46 <+layer-eight> YouTube Demolition Man - Taco Bell by 2015-05-12T00:20:57.000Z (duration: 1:17) on Tue May 12 07:20:57 UTC 2015, 2015-05-12T00:20:57.000Z views
03:47 < DrGibby|> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DoyYn-k-M0
03:47 <+layer-eight> YouTube Demolition Man - Oldies Station by 2015-05-12T00:21:18.000Z (duration: 54s) on Tue May 12 07:21:18 UTC 2015, 2015-05-12T00:21:18.000Z views
03:48 < sammm> hey all, silly question, if I have a GPO in the top level of my domain, and I then have a GPO inside an OU under that domain that has some of the same settings but set to different values... which GPOs will be applied to users under that OU, will the domain level GPO overwrite everything or will the OU level GPO's changed settings merge into the domain's?
03:55 < rootsudo> I don't know what I did last night.
03:55 < rootsudo> But it was a balanced act.
03:56 < nohusuro> sammm: the lower down GPO setting will take effect unless the higher level GPO is set to "enforced"
03:56 < nohusuro> as far as I understand it
03:57 < nohusuro> and it will only override the settings which are defined
04:04 < sammm> thank you nohusuro
04:04 < Ayeitzabee> Fastest way to fuck everything up, change a policy to replace
04:07 < sammm> what do you mean Ayeitzabee
04:14 <+NinjaStyle> GPP
04:14 <+NinjaStyle> presumably
04:14 < DrGibby|> I'll PP on u
04:21 <+NinjaStyle> DGPP
04:23 < DrGibby|> DRGIBBY PP
04:25 <+NinjaStyle> quiet in here
04:25 < DrGibby|> yeah it is :(
04:25 <+NinjaStyle> DrGibby|: what are you working on this week?
04:26 < DrGibby|> getting a new job
04:26 < DrGibby|> but on the real: we're finishing up an incident from last week
04:26 < DrGibby|> working with the feds on a case
04:26 < DrGibby|> a pentest for the red team is going well
04:26 < DrGibby|> and finishing up a Duo deployment
04:27 < DrGibby|> 700 end users on that deployment. Seems to be going well.
04:27 < DrGibby|> OOOH
04:28 < DrGibby|> also getting a clients SIEM able to be view outside their ord
04:28 < DrGibby|> org, too
04:29 < DrGibby|> Thats work shit-- I'm working on getting some homelab networking squared away, and this weekend I'm headed to the shop to work on a rolling-island for the apartment
04:30 < DrGibby|> how about you, bud?
04:33 <+NinjaStyle> nice, good shit all around
04:33 <+NinjaStyle> im doing phishing and reporting all week. wrapping up a really big project
04:34 <+NinjaStyle> work is life so thats really all i got
04:34 < DrGibby|> hey man, sometimes it ebbs, sometimes it flows.
04:35 < DrGibby|> I was doing 18 hour days for about a month straight so I get it
04:35 <+NinjaStyle> yeah thats been my past few weeks, closer to 11hr/day
04:36 <+NinjaStyle> definitely in an ebb
04:36 < MrBurns> Writing a new VM myself over the next two weeks as time permits during my pthon cram session.
04:36 <+NinjaStyle> MrBurns: a VM?
04:36 < MrBurns> NinjaStyle: Ja.
04:36 <+NinjaStyle> go on
04:36 < MrBurns> Virtual Machine/Bytecode Interpreter
04:37 < MrBurns> Implementing the Ethereum Virtual Machine.
04:37 <+NinjaStyle> so like an emulator?
04:37 <+NinjaStyle> interesting
04:37 < MrBurns> Ehhhhhh kinda sorta?
04:37 < MrBurns> Think more like python's interpreter.
04:37 < MrBurns> Or the Java Virtual Machine.
04:37 <+NinjaStyle> sounds hard
04:38 <+NinjaStyle> also, you change your name too much, mixes me up :)
04:38 < DrGibby|> god dammit hatter
04:38 < DrGibby|> I didn't know that was you
04:39 <+NinjaStyle> its the other hatter
04:39 < MrBurns> Not hatter.
04:40 <+NinjaStyle> yeah the not hatter hatter
04:40 < Church-> DrGibby|: It really is funny how many people mix us up lol.
04:40 < Church-> I should change that, s'hold over from like eight years ago when my username on my pc was hatter.
04:40 < DrGibby|> YOUR REALNAME WAS HATTER YOU SHIT
04:41 < DrGibby|> dammit :(
04:41 < DrGibby|> I shoulda clicky-clickied on your nick instead
04:41 < Church-> lolololol
04:42 <+NinjaStyle> clickity click on his nickity nick
04:42 < DrGibby|> NinjaStyle++
04:42 < DrGibby|> I wish I have my +v back tho :(
04:42 <+NinjaStyle> if i was op i would +v u bro
04:43 < DrGibby|> i kno <3
04:43 < DrGibby|> https://www.reddit.com/r/nononono/comments/8ayds9/thaaaats_helium_kids/
04:44 < DrGibby|> jesus fuck that kid is moments away from not living
04:44 < DrGibby|> look at his lips
04:44 < DrGibby|> looks like a whore with purple lipstick
04:45 <+NinjaStyle> yeah that bitch needs some O2
04:45 <+NinjaStyle> get that bitch some O2 stat
04:45 < Church-> I am ashamed to share a name with that dipshit.
04:45 <+NinjaStyle> Church-: i am ashamed of you too
04:45 < DrGibby|> Me three
04:46  * DrGibby| knows Church-'s name
04:46 < DrGibby|> I'm 99% MillerBOSS knows mine
04:47 <+NinjaStyle> say my name say my name
04:47 < DrGibby|> NinjaStyle NinjaStyle
04:54 <+NinjaStyle> ty ty
04:57 <+NinjaStyle> shhh sharperer_ is here
04:57 < Holo> the idiot didnt die?
04:57 < Holo> dam
04:57 <+NinjaStyle> who me?
04:57 < DrGibby|> NinjaStyle: beet?
04:57 < Holo> need to prune the gene pool https://www.reddit.com/r/nononono/comments/8ayds9/thaaaats_helium_kids/
04:57 < Jay-Ros> *cough* - Ninjastyle, I finished that report that you were asking for. I'm going to go back to my adminstration task which is very important and continue working
04:58  * Jay-Ros ruffles paper on desk and looks busy typing in a spreadsheet
04:58 <+NinjaStyle> thanks Jay-Ros, you know i live for spreadsheets and charts
04:59 <+NinjaStyle> Holo: thats hitler was saying
04:59 <+NinjaStyle> s/thats/thats what
04:59 <+layer-eight> NinjaStyle meant: "Holo: thats what hitler was saying"
04:59 < Jay-Ros> Ninjastyle - I've modified my template for contrasting pleasant colours in my charts which are easy to read, and a three line report so you don't need to look at the whole spreadshet
04:59 < Holo> NinjaStyle except the kid was actively trying to kill itself
04:59 <+NinjaStyle> can you write an executive summary of this 3 line version?
05:01 < DrGibby|> everyone should have a 90 second, 5 minute and 15 minute 'elevator talk' ready
05:01 < nohusuro> who the fuck is in an elevator for 15 minutes?
05:01 < DrGibby|> no one
05:01 <+NinjaStyle> coke heads
05:01 < DrGibby|> the idea is you lead them on with the 90 second
05:02 < DrGibby|> if they want more deets, they will ask for the 5 or 15 min
05:02 <+NinjaStyle> DrGibby|: i got given a card at work with our elevator pitch on it
05:02 < DrGibby|> heh
05:02 < DrGibby|> was it solicited?
05:02 <+NinjaStyle> i was like "yeh no way will i ever say this"
05:02 < Jay-Ros> NinjaStyle - 'Date' 'Category' ' More/Less Money / Amount'
05:02 <+NinjaStyle> DrGibby|: no
05:02 < DrGibby|> ew
05:02 < DrGibby|> thats no good
05:03 < Jay-Ros> Alternatively, reponses in emojis
05:03 < DrGibby|> screams desperate
05:03 <+NinjaStyle> DrGibby|: she was like "if any execs come by have this memorized"
05:03 <+NinjaStyle> i was like "yeah no"
05:03 < DrGibby|> eeeww
05:03 < Jay-Ros> "<date> / Status Report: Project Kerfuffle - On Time? / Status: 👍
05:03 < DrGibby|> that would have been a prompt, but polite, "fuck off with this shit"
05:04 <+NinjaStyle> i literally told her face i wasnt gonna be doing that
05:04 <+NinjaStyle> it wasnt even good
05:05 <+NinjaStyle> like it was completely unnatural
05:06 <+NinjaStyle> my elevator pitch is "wanna cyber?"
05:06 < Holo> wana cyber on that blockchain?
05:06 <+NinjaStyle> we have the good cyber
05:07 < DrGibby|> eeewwww
05:07 < DrGibby|> wtf
05:07 < DrGibby|> nooo
05:07 <+NinjaStyle> DrGibby|: wanna cyber?
05:07 <+NinjaStyle> a/s/l
05:08 < DrGibby|> I would be scratching at the doors to get out
05:08 < DrGibby|> or hit the button for the next floor while explaining how awful that was so I can get out as quickly as possible
05:09 <+NinjaStyle> fine dont cyber then
05:10 < DrGibby|> oh
05:10 < DrGibby|> 18/f/cali
05:10 < mkillebrew> 13/m/vatican city
05:11 < Jay-Ros> 64/m/Way Down In Kokomo
05:12 < mal_will> So if you wanted to stop a domain user from logging into personal email on their domain computer, even when connected to a hotspot, or at home...
05:12 < mal_will> That's full on impossible, right?
05:12 < CharlesA> Jay-Ros, Are you one of the beach boys? o.O
05:12 < Jay-Ros> CharlesA - you betcha
05:12 < CharlesA> mal_will, I. don't. even.
05:13 < Jay-Ros> mal_will - you could set a GPO on their machine to point hotmail.com, gmail.com, etc over to 1.1.1.1 on their host file
05:13 < Jay-Ros> and their idiot buffer level would stop them getting to the website
05:13 < CharlesA> pretty much that ^, but it is still pretty stupid.
05:13 < mal_will> That seems nice
05:13 < Jay-Ros> third party dns routing with filters
05:13 < CharlesA> Jay-Ros, Will cloudflare just see more garbage traffic? :D
05:13 < Jay-Ros> that's another one
05:13 < mal_will> I'mm look into that Jay-Ros
05:14 < mal_will> or redirect to uh. pornhub.
05:14 < mal_will> solving all my problems tonight
05:14 < CharlesA> bwhahahaha
05:14 < Jay-Ros> professionaly speaking - you're an idiot.
05:14 < Jay-Ros> hilarity speaking - I fucking love it
05:14 < CharlesA> that's how you get canned, but it might be worth it.
05:14 < CharlesA> mal_will, Trying to block email access due to compliance issues ?
05:15 < DrGibby|> mal_will: simple: don't allow outside access to e-mail.
05:15 < mal_will> Legits though, idk how to make this shit happen. and yeah, a client is requiring it of us to prevent the exfiltration of data
05:15 < mal_will> but about 75% of my people work from home daily
05:15 < Jay-Ros> CharlesA - yes, it's a simple thing. I can fuck around with my current office pc, where my computer is connected to the office LAN
05:15 < DrGibby|> then it never will stop
05:16 < Jay-Ros> disconnect the network cable, connect it to my mobile wifi hotspot (I've got a prodesk 400 G2 mini), and I can do whatever the fuck i want unmonitored
05:16 < DrGibby|> unless you have full control of the PC and the network, you can't stop it.
05:16 < Jay-Ros> file transfers aren't monitored by internal file auditing because it's offnet when it's happening
05:16 < CharlesA> right. You'd have to send them thru a global proxy and that won't work on a hotspot.
05:16 < mal_will> I have control of the PC, essentially
05:16 < CharlesA> still need control of the network. :)
05:16 < DrGibby|> exactly, CharlesA :/
05:17 < mal_will> I was thinking: make the computer not work unless signed into the VPN
05:17 < mal_will> but that's a pipe dream
05:17 < Jay-Ros> mal_will - or you could implement something like citrix and lock down file access offsite
05:17 < CharlesA> That would work too.. prevent logins unless VPN is established, but.. that sounds like a headache
05:17 < CharlesA> Jay-Ros, ^
05:17 < CharlesA> That would prolly be the better way to handle it tbh.
05:17 < CharlesA> but $$$$$$
05:17 < mal_will> I also need to find a way to implement 2FA on these remote workers, so that might be the best bet
05:17 < Jay-Ros> but even so, if you're looking at completely locking down an environment it's near impossible
05:18 < mal_will> It's just. Massive.
05:18 < DrGibby|> when a user needs to change their password after that vacation you'll get SO MANY CALLS
05:18 <+NinjaStyle> yeah vdi
05:18 < mal_will> I already do
05:18 < CharlesA> DrGibby|, Oh yeah.
05:18 < mal_will> It could say "CHANGE YOUR PASSWORD, ASS BREATH"
05:18 < CharlesA> I run into that crap all the time.
05:18 < mal_will> and people will be like "i got an error, and now my email is broken."
05:18 < DrGibby|> mal_will: except they have to VPN in to do so
05:18 < CharlesA> especially if the remote user's home network is being flaky and not actually sending traffic to our DC's DNS server.
05:18 < DrGibby|> which means they cant VPN in
05:19 < mal_will> I hate my model, lol
05:19 < DrGibby|> why is there sensitive data on unprotected PCs?
05:19 < mal_will> Healthcare
05:19 < CharlesA> Wouldn't it be "easier" to just write a policy for it? Not much you can really do to monitor without using the proxy tho.
05:19 < Jay-Ros> simply put, file security is a horrid mess for everyone, because there's someone like us who can help them access stuff offsite, or provide a plan to do so in the office
05:19 < CharlesA> Mmmmm HIPAA
05:19 < estranger> hipaa is juts a suggestion
05:20 < mal_will> the remediation plan specifically states it needs to be in place.
05:20 < Jay-Ros> CharlesA +++ on company policy
05:20 < mal_will> well, it says program  "program"
05:20 < mal_will> Lunch and Learn about webmail, guys!
05:20 < DrGibby|> I have so many questions
05:20 < CharlesA> Mmm lunch
05:20 < estranger> mal_will, whats fo rlunch?
05:21 < DrGibby|> is this one of those "voice to text services?"
05:21 < estranger> dont say jimmy johns
05:21 < mal_will> cookies shaped like gmail envelopes
05:21 < CharlesA> I don't think I have a jimmy johns near me. :|
05:21 < DrGibby|> YOU WHAT?!
05:21 < DrGibby|> JJ's is a godsend!
05:22 < estranger> ugh
05:22 < CharlesA> All of them look to be north of me.
05:22 < estranger> so many JJs for lunch n learns
05:22 < mal_will> I used to get fucking dooped and order 4 larges sodas and two cookies from JJ's
05:22 < mal_will> like, 4 times a week
05:22 < estranger> JJ was (is?) a huge stoner
05:22 < estranger> just loved making fuckin sandwiches
05:23 < CharlesA> good crap. The closest one is 50 miles from me.
05:23 < estranger> rather eat at portillos anyhow :D
05:23 < CharlesA> tho, I do have Jersey Mikes.. so ehhh
05:23  * CharlesA hides
05:23 < DrGibby|> I love JJ's
05:23 < mal_will> Y'all have Taco Star?
05:23 < DrGibby|> also, Portillos is amazing too
05:23 < estranger> jersey mikes is OK.. aint no Wawa hoagie though
05:23  * DrGibby| eyes estranger 
05:24 < DrGibby|> I know where you live
05:24 < CharlesA> I kinda miss whataburger tbh.
05:24 < estranger> i mention portillos and wawa... they are exclusive of each others locations
05:24 < estranger> so.. where do I live? :P
05:24 < DrGibby|> :3
05:25 < vader-> portillos is chicago, wawa you are in the tri-state area (philly)
05:25 < estranger> either PA/NJ/DE or Chicagoland
05:25 < mal_will> I wonder how much Forcepoint costs. But I don't wonder hard enough to get dickslapped by emails every day for the rest of my life
05:25 < estranger> haha jah
05:25 < estranger> one is right, one used to be right :)
05:28 < czarbomba> pfft. we have wawas in south florida now
05:28 < czarbomba> (h8rs jealous)
05:28 < aName> So when I set a primary and secondary DNS server for an interface, how is that handled if the primary can be contacted but does not have an entry for the host?
05:28 < DrGibby|> mal_will: forcepoint what?
05:28 < czarbomba> i remember discovering the wonder of wawa when i was working up in PA looong ago
05:28 < DrGibby|> gimme a sku I can search
05:28 < mal_will> https://www.forcepoint.com/product/cloud-security/forcepoint-url-filtering
05:28 < czarbomba> then they announced new ones were opening v close by and i was like WAAAAAAT
05:29 < estranger> czarbomba, I was consulting in Orlando when the first wawa in FL opened.. talk radio was a-buzz!
05:29 < czarbomba> all convenient stores should be wawa
05:29 < estranger> god this annoys me.. im gonna go and not bring a POC https://www.meetup.com/People-of-Color-Code-and-Coffee/
05:30 < czarbomba> you can live on that shit if necessary
05:30 < czarbomba> source: lived on that shit for 4 months
05:30 < DrGibby|> if its the appliance... MSRP is about 10% over MSRP
05:30 < estranger> how do you like dem apples
05:30 < czarbomba> i'm not clicking because i'm afraid i might get cancer if i do
05:31 < DrGibby|> I have access to our VAR's VAR
05:31 < DrGibby|> so, gimme deets if you want good prices
05:32 < mal_will> I think zscaler is what I want DrGibby|
05:32 < DrGibby|> or "the channel" if you're a sales shit
05:32 < mal_will> but hmm. lingo.
05:32 < DrGibby|> zscaler what?
05:32 < mal_will> https://www.zscaler.com/solutions/web-security Secure Web Gateway
05:32 < DrGibby|> like, I need model numbers or ballpark info to give you decent results
05:33 < DrGibby|> "zscaler" yields nearly 40 results
05:33 < mal_will> model numbers?
05:33 < mal_will> Wow, idk where to find that
05:33 < mal_will> uhhhh
05:33 <+NinjaStyle> DrGibby|: quote a 300 user license if you can including web security and dlp
05:34 < DrGibby|> apparently I can't get proper zscaler shit
05:34 < DrGibby|> you're on your own there
05:34 <+NinjaStyle> ah
05:35 < DrGibby|> other products I can (usually)
05:41 < vader-> If i were to mention Sheetz where would i be talking about?
05:41 < DrGibby|> food.
05:47 < vader-> location
05:47 < CharlesA> PA, no?
05:47 < CharlesA> offtopic, but who the crap would buy this.. https://www.thinkgeek.com/product/kjhi/
05:49 < vader-> not i
05:49 < vader-> but i have real tools
05:49 < vader-> hehe
05:51 < CharlesA> vader-, Same.
05:53 < voidstar> WOW think geek is approaching sky mall levels of knickknack shillery
05:53 < voidstar> $50 for some swim trunks with a star fleet logo
05:54 < CharlesA> Wow
05:54 < voidstar> https://www.thinkgeek.com/product/knvt/
05:56 < CharlesA> huh
05:58 < Fongy888> \o
06:01 < vader-> any of you guys ever mess with wordpress multisites?
06:01 < DrGibby|> yes
06:02 < vader-> how does licensing for themes work with that?
06:02 < vader-> im looking to buy a theme, can i but it for the one server?
06:02 < DrGibby|> we bought the theme outright
06:03 < Jay-Ros> I'm fairly certain the theme is purchase for the domain vader-
06:04 < vader-> im look at this jupiter theme
06:04 < vader-> any experience?
06:04 < DrGibby|> so we were able to license it across it all of the websites. Though, as Jay-Ros said, if you do it one-off you need to do it per domain.
06:05 < Jay-Ros> Some theme businesses have 'extended' it seems, so they've accommodated for that particular situation
06:05 < vader-> so with a multisite server there is technically only 1 domain? right?
06:05 < vader-> then sites below it
06:06 < DrGibby|> are you using it for more than domain?
06:06 < vader-> ya so i have two sites hosted on single site instances of wordpress
06:07 < vader-> but
06:07 < DrGibby|> then yes, you should pay 2x
06:07 < Jay-Ros> 7. This license is a “single application” license and not a “multi-use” license, which means that you can’t use the Item to create more than one unique End Product.
06:07 < vader-> i want to redo the sites and i want to build a dev server
06:07 < vader-> but i don't want to have to buy the theme 4 times
06:07 < DrGibby|> if its dev I think they would understand.
06:08 < Jay-Ros> hmm... I would almost consider speaking with them on that. If it's dev for the same instance I feel they may allow it
06:09 < DrGibby|> ^^^^^
06:09 < Jay-Ros> it sounds like they want you to register the API for the staging environment, and then de-register, and register on the prod environment
06:10 < vader-> so it looks like 3-5 years ago they supported multisite with 1 license and then 2 years ago they decided they were probably loosing money and now you have to buy it for each site
06:10 < Jay-Ros> but you can use the API key on subdomains, so you could make staging.vaderssite.com, and then hosting as vadersite.com
06:10 < Jay-Ros> Artbees API allows you to register your theme only on a single domain (including subdomains and subfolders).
06:11 < Jay-Ros> I'd say the jupiter theme would follow suit - if you're making a subdomain it's essentially still under the domain
06:13 < Jay-Ros> vader - https://imgur.com/a/2v2PH there's your answer
06:13 < Jay-Ros> I just asked them
06:14 < DrGibby|> WHAM BAM THANK YOU MAAM
06:14 < Jay-Ros> I just realised how Aussie I really am, initiating the conversation with 'Hi mate'
06:14 < Jay-Ros> Aamir probably thought "do I know you?"
06:16 < DrGibby|> eh, it deescalates it
06:20 < xe0n> loll
06:20 < xe0n> better than hey cunt
06:21 < DrGibby|> then you better be talking to an aussie
06:22 < DrGibby|> "hey ya fKKIN CUNT"
06:22 < vader-> i hate web design
06:23 < DrGibby|> We all do
06:23 <+NinjaStyle> i did web design at work today
06:23 <+NinjaStyle> making a phishing landing page
06:23 < DrGibby|> Was it successful?
06:24 < vader-> my brother in law/best friend runs a web design/marketing firm... heh... he always promises to do this stuff for me, but always is tied down with projects
06:24 < vader-> since im not really paying i get pushed to the bottom of the list
06:24 <+NinjaStyle> DrGibby|: trying it tomorrow
06:24 < vader-> indefidently
06:24 < DrGibby|> NinjaStyle: hope it works, man.
06:25 < DrGibby|> I've been on your end several times
06:26 < DrGibby|> When you need a gdocs lulz let me know
06:26 < DrGibby|> I've never had better results btw
06:27 <+NinjaStyle> niceee
06:27 < Jay-Ros> xe0n: "Hey fuckhead, long time!"
06:27 < Jay-Ros> love a good 'fuckhead' in a sentence
06:28 < Jay-Ros> vader- for the last week i've been looking at setting up websites for some coin on the side. It doesn't seem too bad, especially with wordpress.
06:29 < vader-> i just spun up a wordpress multisite in azure
06:29 < Jay-Ros> although I'm only into the 'get the website up, and get emails working' stage
06:29 < Jay-Ros> what was the pricing in azure?
06:29 < rootsudo> Life is cruel but also fun, I had a meeting I couldn't miss and I was on a date with a cute Chinese girl.
06:29 < vader-> like $15-20/mo
06:29 < vader-> it was like $15 for the compute and then like $5 for the IP
06:30 < rootsudo> Turns out they cancelled last minute. But man I was going to have decide last minute. Isn't that cruel? It's a game. Life is a damn game.
06:30 < vader-> but it is multisite so i can just spin up whatever wordpress sites i want
06:30 < Jay-Ros> vader- and an additional $5 per month per site?
06:30 < Jay-Ros> for the IP
06:30 < vader-> just 1 ip
06:30 < rootsudo> vader- why not just go light sail?
06:30 < vader-> i had free azure credits
06:30 < rootsudo> average wordpress site is about $10/month
06:30 < rootsudo> ah
06:30 <+NinjaStyle> lightsail is overpriced
06:31 < vader-> i have my sites hosted at rackspace actually
06:31 < rootsudo> NinjaStyle to free, yes.
06:31 < vader-> but i didn't feel like paying extra for more sites to build my dev stuff out
06:31 <+NinjaStyle> in general
06:31 < vader-> i want to redo my two websites
06:31 < rootsudo> NinjaStyle then again, I ahve a shit ton of free AWS credits and free tier, while all my azure stuff is gone, so I've migrated..
06:31 <+NinjaStyle> most assholes dont need a web app, usually a static site is all they need
06:31 < Jay-Ros> I was looking at all this. I set up a $1/mo godaddy site for my play environment, I figured the $13.50AUD wasn't going to break the bank
06:31 < Jay-Ros> but it's single domain
06:31 < rootsudo> NinjaStyle +1 this is true, and they can do it free on github
06:32 < rootsudo> Wordpress site is overkill for most times it's used.
06:32 <+NinjaStyle> or almost free in s3
06:32 < vader-> ya i use my AWS free tier for a FreePBX box i built there
06:32 < rootsudo> NinjaStyle you know about gitpages?
06:32 < vader-> i use for my business phone numbers
06:32 <+NinjaStyle> my site is hosted in s3
06:32 <+NinjaStyle> rootsudo: yeah
06:32 < vader-> if you have a static site, S3 is a great way to host it
06:32 < rootsudo> but how do you guys design web pages?
06:32 <+NinjaStyle> ninja.style < in s3, <$1/mo
06:32 < vader-> HA/AutoScaling all built in
06:32 < rootsudo> I'm still akin to dreamweaver.
06:32 <+NinjaStyle> i just used hugo
06:33 < rootsudo> I feel bad, all these years and I still haven't had a need to purchase a license.
06:33 < rootsudo> But I wonder if I can call myself a front end engineer since I've being using it since MX4
06:33 < vader-> Ninja, not impressed with the speed
06:34 < DrGibby|> https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/QhbBlMHx/irccloudcapture7547313946764905063.jpg
06:34 <+NinjaStyle> vader-: lol
06:34 < DrGibby|> Da fuuuuuqqqqqq
06:34 <+NinjaStyle> vader-: and speed issue is on your end
06:34 < vader-> throw it behind cloudflare :-)
06:34 <+NinjaStyle> vader-: its only hosted in the US
06:34 < vader-> you might be under a DDOS attack
06:34 <+NinjaStyle> its behind cloudfront
06:34 < vader-> :-D
06:35 < xe0n> Jay-Ros: hey fuckhead, do this cunt
06:35 < Jay-Ros> xe0n: MultiSite Wordpress: You mum loves it
06:35 < Jay-Ros> your*
06:35 < vader-> god i wish Verge XVG keeps climbing
06:35 < vader-> and Tron and BTC
06:36 < Jay-Ros> I wish they kept making Commander Keen games, but sometimes you just don't get what you want vader-
06:37 <+NinjaStyle> vader-: youre in aus right?
06:37 < vader-> no
06:37 < vader-> US
06:37 < DrGibby|> I fucking hate this loading bar
06:38 <+NinjaStyle> oh then yeah my site should be fast af for you
06:39 <+NinjaStyle> and cloudfront is actually putting me in europe too
06:39 < vader-> it was delayed
06:39 < DrGibby|> Have a good night, nerds <3333
06:39 < vader-> might of been the first time being loaded into cloudfront
06:40 < vader-> for US East
06:40 < vader-> might be faster now
06:41 < Jay-Ros> Good night DrGibby|
06:42 < vader-> it really sucks that BTC is down so much, i almost need like 4x's amount of satoshis to make up the difference
06:43 < vader-> to get to the same FIAT value
06:43 < rootsudo> vader- especially if you bought early
06:43 < vader-> ya so XVG had an ATH of 2000 sats
06:44 < vader-> it is at 1350 right now
06:44 < vader-> from like 300 sats last month
06:44 < vader-> I need BTC, TRX and XVG all to raise up :-)
06:45 < vader-> someone is going to dump soon and this shit is going to come crashing down hehe
06:46 < vader-> they are supposed to be annoucing a huge partnership on the 16th/17th
06:46 < vader-> i think thats why it's climbing like crazy
06:46 < vader-> 31% gain in the last 24hr
06:54 <+A-KO> waddup
06:55 < voidstar> temporary fulltime it support tech position that *may* lead to a hire requiring bachelors, plus 3 years experience in 10 different technologies
06:55 < voidstar> wut
06:55 <+A-KO> lol
06:57 < vader-> someone initiated a sell off :-/
06:57 < vader-> greedy bitches can't let this thing grow
06:58 < Jay-Ros> voidstar - that's an amazing opportunity for someone desperate for work
06:59 < voidstar> can't tell if sarcastic
06:59 < Jay-Ros> sarcastic and pointed :)
06:59 < vader-> is it a remote job>?
07:00 < voidstar> no
07:00 < voidstar> Jay-Ros, had me going there for a second
07:04 <+NinjaStyle> im watching jumanji
07:04 <+NinjaStyle> the new one
07:05 < voidstar> thoughts?
07:05 <+NinjaStyle> pretty good actually
07:05 < rootsudo> it's sad you can get a wii for $20 now
07:05 < voidstar> playing with wiimotes as input devices is pretty fun
07:16 <+NinjaStyle> your mom is
07:17 < voidstar> *leans in*
07:17 < ned0> the wii supposedly makes an alright emulator box too
07:19 < sockspls> i got an app on my hpone to track my spending
07:20 < sockspls> what category should i use for "nerd shit" like my personal server n stuff
07:20 < sockspls> bills?
07:20 < sockspls> education
07:20 < sockspls> shopping ???
07:21 < voidstar> can't create new category?
07:21 < vader-> I drank too much water today
07:21 < vader-> Was trying to clear 132oz
07:21 < sockspls> voidstar: the app is called yolt
07:21 < vader-> I got through 96oz
07:22 < vader-> Now I'm afraid of pissing myself in my sleep hehe
07:22 < sockspls> WHOA omg
07:22 < sockspls> i was looking at my income section
07:22 < sockspls> i got interest rates on my bank account
07:22 < sockspls> of £0.01!
07:22 < sockspls> wOAH
07:22 < sockspls> :D
07:22 < sockspls> (literally i have a 0.01% interest rate,kill me)
07:22 < voidstar> know the feel
07:24 < sockspls> https://memeimg.sockspls.com/f.php?h=2v9_5ESB&p=1 this app phrases things weirdly
07:25 < sockspls> (the app doesn't let me take screenshots)
07:25 < voidstar> did you roll that file share script?
07:25 < sockspls> it's a PHP one i modded
07:25 < sockspls> called jirafeau
07:25 < voidstar> cool
07:26 < sockspls> original https://gitlab.com/mojo42/Jirafeau
07:26 < sockspls> mine https://github.com/SocksPls/Jirafeau
07:26 <+NinjaStyle> sockspls: nice, giving some sketch chinese app access to your finances lol
07:26 < sockspls> NinjaStyle: YES
07:26 < sockspls> but its fine becase i use a vpn
07:27 < voidstar> thought they were banned in china
07:27 < sockspls> rofl
07:28 <+NinjaStyle> lol
07:28 < sockspls> do i mark selling bitcoins as income
07:28 < sockspls> help
07:28 <+NinjaStyle> uninstall
07:28 < vavkamil> if it's income
07:29 < sockspls> i just needed money for to buy business cards
07:29 < sockspls> ugh
07:29 < sockspls> or was it csgo skins
07:29 < sockspls> i needed money for something stupid idk what
07:30 < sockspls> WOAH mcdonalds sent me £1.69 yesterday!
07:30 < sockspls> i ordered a chocoalte muffin and they didnt have any >:c
07:30 < voidstar> oh the injustice
07:31 < sockspls> agree
07:31 < sockspls> > we've spotted some bills that could be subscriptions
07:31 < sockspls> > mcdonalds
07:31 < sockspls> ugh
07:31 < sockspls> i should stop going there so much
07:32 <+NinjaStyle> lol
07:32 < voidstar> mcd is expensive for what it is
07:33 < sockspls> rofl it put the times newspaper under education
07:33 < sockspls> hahaha
07:33 < sockspls> hah
07:33 < sockspls> ha
07:33 < sockspls>  
07:33 < Hunterkll_> whatup fuckstains
07:33 < Hunterkll_> voidstar, i know a fuckin like bigmac meal is like $12 or some shit wtf
07:35 < voidstar> 7/11 got a big gulp, and two chili dogs for ~$5
07:35 < Hunterkll_> 7/11 doesn't exist here
07:35 < voidstar> ah
07:35 < Hunterkll_> i'm in iceland lol
07:36 < sockspls> no
07:36 < voidstar> I hear datacenter jobs are nice up there
07:36 < sockspls> i'm pretty sure iceland isn't real
07:36 < vavkamil> bigmac here is $3.8
07:36 < sockspls> i've never eaten a big mac :o
07:36 < Hunterkll_> sockspls, but then where else would the EVE online Fanfest convention be?
07:37 < sockspls> my house
07:37 < sockspls> i have wifi and uh
07:37 < sockspls> electricity
07:37 < sockspls> whatelse does it need
07:38 < vavkamil> are you guys using telegram?
07:38 <+NinjaStyle> i use signal
07:38 <+NinjaStyle> as does like everyone i know in infosec
07:38 < sockspls> vavkamil: i use it
07:39 < sockspls> is pretty good
07:39 < sockspls> i tried signal but it relies on google play services for notifications
07:39 < Hunterkll_> you know
07:39 < sockspls> also it doesnt have stickers
07:39 < voidstar> telegram was the service the russian govt was requesting the keys for?
07:39 < sockspls> >:c
07:39 < sockspls> voidstar: ya
07:39 < vavkamil> NinjaStyle, thanks, will check it too
07:39 < Hunterkll_> i'm pretty sure they don't have black people here
07:39 < Hunterkll_> lol
07:39 < sockspls> voidstar: fwiw they said no
07:39 < vavkamil> voidstar, russian just banned telegram last week, so I started using it
07:40 < voidstar> oic
07:40 < Hunterkll_> me so hawny
07:40 < sockspls> :D
07:40 < sockspls> vavkamil: add me on tg
07:40 < sockspls> @SocksPls
07:40 < Hunterkll_> yes you would smile about that
07:40 < vavkamil> just quit facebook on saturday
07:41 < voidstar> how does it feel to be unplugged from the matrix?
07:42 <+NinjaStyle> ive been off facebook for a long time, is good
07:42 < voidstar> ^
07:42 < vavkamil> nothing really, just worried about events in summer
07:43 < vavkamil> home I will get invited even without FB :D
07:43 < sockspls> https://github.com/SocksPls/Jirafeau
07:43 < sockspls> ugh wrong link
07:43 < sockspls> i
07:43 < sockspls> it was meant to be the link to delete facebook
07:43 < voidstar> if I could use pidgin with facebook chat still, I might not have got rid of my account
07:43 < sockspls> wasn't that just xmpp
07:44 < voidstar> yeah
07:48 < nohusuro> sockspls: I am disappointed that your fruit-songs script only checks for the word fruit, not different types of fruit
07:48 < sockspls> it was made in response to wikipedia taking down their list of the same content
07:49 < Hunterkll_> lol i'm fucking hungry but nothing is open yet
07:49 <+NinjaStyle> sockspls: did u make that project ?
07:50 < sockspls> NinjaStyle: which
07:50 < nohusuro> there no 24/7 fast food joints where you are Hunterkll_ ?
07:50 < sockspls> fruit socks?
07:50 <+NinjaStyle> the one you posting the link to
07:50 < sockspls> oh
07:50 < Hunterkll_> nohusuro, this whole fucking country has the population of like 5 manhattan blocks
07:50 < Hunterkll_> lol
07:50 < sockspls> no its a modded version of someone else's
07:50 <+NinjaStyle> ah
07:50 < sockspls> the original one,if oyu upload a file via the API you can't preview it in browser
07:50 < nohusuro> where you at Hunterkll_ ?
07:50 < sockspls> it doesn't store the mime type correctly
07:50 < Hunterkll_> Reykjavik, IS
07:50 < nohusuro> I thought you were murican
07:50 < nohusuro> noice
07:50 < Hunterkll_> EVE online convention
07:50 < nohusuro> going to the eve head quarters?
07:51 < nohusuro> sick
07:51 < sockspls> so mine,instead of reading the mime type from a file, it reads the file itself each time it's requested
07:51 < Hunterkll_> nohusuro, yea, got my pub crawl with a dev ticket and everything already lined up
07:51 < nohusuro> sounds awesome
07:51 < Hunterkll_> basshunter is the headliner for the party this year
07:51 < Hunterkll_> lol
07:51 < nohusuro> Iceland is on my list of places to go
07:51 < nohusuro> did your nipples fall off from the cold yet?
07:51 < Hunterkll_> nah it's about almost the same as baltimore and pittsburgh were
07:52 < Hunterkll_> it's about 40f right now
07:52 < nohusuro> also how hot are the lady kind?
07:52 < Hunterkll_> jesus fucking christ
07:52 < nohusuro> I enjoy eye candy
07:52 < sockspls> UH
07:52 < nohusuro> even though I'm taken :P
07:52 < Hunterkll_> let's just say
07:52 < Hunterkll_> if i'm penniless and dirt poor when i get home
07:52 < Hunterkll_> it's because i found the local whores
07:52 < Hunterkll_> ;P
07:53 < sockspls> wtf
07:53 < Hunterkll_> my waitress earlier today was hot af
07:53 < Hunterkll_> like stern and ramrod straight like mcgonagall, but with blond hair, blue eyes, and stupidly hot
07:53 < Hunterkll_> lol
07:53 < nohusuro> sockspls: why the choice of sha3 for the password hash?
07:54 < nohusuro> I thought the recommendation these days was argon2 or something or other
07:54 < sockspls> argon2 is fine
07:54 < Hunterkll_> and the women hit on you here
07:54 < Hunterkll_> lol
07:54 < nohusuro> Hunterkll_: win win
07:54 < sockspls> in my current more private implementation i'm using bcrypt
07:54 < vavkamil> bcrypt is good
07:54 < Hunterkll_> https://fanfest.eveonline.com/events/#5K48ctVtgkKMIyqSk60w6s
07:54 < sockspls> bcrypt got overtaken by scrypt iirc, as bcrypt had low memory usage and so could be run on GPUs kinda
07:55 < nohusuro> also sockspls your login function is likely subject to information leakage through timing attacks
07:55 < sockspls> argon2 is supposedly better than both, although IMO is too new to be properly documented and etc
07:55 < sockspls> nohusuro: it is,but i dont care
07:55 < Hunterkll_> From Harpa, you'll hop on buses with your hands full of beer and brennivín and then visit three places that capsuleers have probably never charted before. Expect partying outside of a bus, on a bus and on the fringes of the wilderness! We will make sure everyone ends up in the same place for a grand final destination party, a safe traveling distance from our main venue Harpa.
07:55 < nohusuro> sockspls: kay. Just so long as you're aware
07:55 < nohusuro> and you've accepted that
07:55 < Hunterkll_> party bus
07:55 < sockspls> i don't use it anywhere
07:55 < Hunterkll_> with nerds
07:55 < Hunterkll_> lol
07:55 < vavkamil> well I code in perl, bcrypt is really easy to implement, not sure about argon2
07:55 < plop> morning
07:56 < sockspls> like I said, the new version is bcrypt
07:56 < Hunterkll_> j0
07:56 < Hunterkll_> plop come have lunch
07:56 < nohusuro> what's brennivin?
07:56 < plop> on my way
07:56 < sockspls> (also, timing attacks over webpages are kinda difficult)
07:56 < plop> what's on today's menu?
07:56 <+NinjaStyle> sockspls: i am suspicious of this app
07:56 < Hunterkll_> plop, fish and fish things
07:56 < sockspls> NinjaStyle: which
07:56 < Hunterkll_> or maybe a burger
07:56 < Hunterkll_> then you can pay with fishy money
07:56 <+NinjaStyle> jirafeau
07:56 < sockspls> why?
07:56 < Hunterkll_> it soudns too close to waifu
07:57 < sockspls> lol
07:57 < plop> Hunterkll_, awesome, got tons of fishy money our goverment doesn't know about. also, i can say this in english because in spain authorities doesn't speak english
07:57 < Hunterkll_> sweet well
07:57 < Hunterkll_> ill save you a seat
07:57 < plop> booking flight. where to?
07:57 < Hunterkll_> Reykjavik
07:58 < plop> need to grab a coat then
07:58 < plop> so, fishy fish is cod?
07:58 < sockspls> COD IS OK
07:59 < Hunterkll_> lol
07:59 < plop> i like cod
07:59 < Hunterkll_> i had the tuna maki
07:59 < sockspls> wouldnt keep one as a pet
07:59 < sockspls> but they taste ok
07:59 < nohusuro> I like meaty fish
07:59 < sockspls> nohusuro: like steak??
07:59 < plop> steak is a good fish
07:59 <+A-KO> sup
07:59 < nohusuro> like red emperor
07:59 < plop> morning A-KO
07:59 < sockspls> [06:59:29]  <plop>	steak is a good fish
07:59 < Hunterkll_> plop, here is where i had dinner last night https://www.sjavargrillid.is/en/
08:00 < plop> checking
08:00 < nohusuro> most fish in australia from a fish and chip shop is hake, which is shit and flaky
08:00 < sockspls> hey guys
08:00 < sockspls> i have a important question
08:00 < sockspls> whats the best cola?
08:00 < nohusuro> fkaley*
08:00 < nohusuro> flakey*
08:00 < nohusuro> fuck
08:00 < Hunterkll_> sockspls, RC
08:00 < sockspls> guys pls
08:00 < plop> Hunterkll_, looks amazing
08:00 < sockspls> whats the best cola?
08:00 < sockspls> Hunterkll_: nO
08:00 < Hunterkll_> plop, it was
08:00 < Hunterkll_> 1/2 portion of sushi maki and half liter of beer was 3100 ISK tho
08:01 < Hunterkll_> which is like $30-34 USD
08:01 <+A-KO> time to ramen it up
08:01 < plop> fish is expensive
08:01 < nohusuro> dude Hunterkll_ those dishes look amazing
08:01 < Hunterkll_> no, iceland is expensive
08:01 < Hunterkll_> lol
08:01 < plop> i'll have dinner here today http://www.restaurantdvisi.com/
08:01 < Hunterkll_> nohusuro, yea it was the best sub-$100 sushi i've ever had outside of japan
08:01 < Hunterkll_> A-KO, that's in the plans. the ramen will be happening
08:01 < Hunterkll_> i just have to find the grocery store
08:01 < nohusuro> Hunterkll_: 3100 ISK.. as in eve currency? :D
08:01 < Hunterkll_> no fucking clue where it is
08:02 < Hunterkll_> nohusuro, Icelandic Krona
08:02 < Hunterkll_> yes, that's why it's named ISK in game
08:02 < Hunterkll_> :P
08:02 < nohusuro> naw
08:02 < nohusuro> thought I was gonna be an icelandic billionaire
08:02 < Hunterkll_> LOL
08:02 < Hunterkll_> some years you were able to pay for fanfest tickets with ISK or plex
08:02 < Hunterkll_> dunno if they did that this year
08:02 < nohusuro> probably not
08:02 < nohusuro> weren't they hit hard financially a year or two back now?
08:02 < nohusuro> had to lay off a lot of staff
08:03 < plop> and ex-president is in jail
08:03 < sockspls> It must contain between 6 and 32 characters. Use only characters from the following set: ! # $ % & ( ) * + , - . / 0123456789 : ; < = > ? @ ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ [ \ ] _ `abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz { | } ~
08:03 < Hunterkll_> nah
08:03 < sockspls> wtf weird password rules
08:03 < Hunterkll_> they're fine
08:03 < sockspls> help
08:03 < plop> also can't contain your name or last name
08:03 < Hunterkll_> Skólavörðustígur 14, 101 Reykjavík
08:04 < Hunterkll_> that's a hell of a street name
08:04  * Hunterkll_ sips breakfast rum
08:04 < plop> what was the name of that volcano?
08:04 < Hunterkll_> Helka
08:04 < nohusuro> I just know how I'm saying that in my head is 100% wrong
08:04 < Hunterkll_> the gateway to hell
08:04 < plop> no, the one with the long name
08:04 < Hunterkll_> A-KO, oh i can buy shit tax free here from a bunch of stores if i have my passport with me
08:05 < Hunterkll_> european goods without european tax
08:05 < Hunterkll_> :o
08:05 < plop> eyjafjallajökull
08:05 < Hunterkll_> sounds like something you'd say while orgasming and sneezing a tthe same time
08:05 < Ayeitzabee> I know that is the noise I make
08:05 < plop> Hunterkll_, but the girls hot?
08:06 < nohusuro> lolol
08:06 < Hunterkll_> jesus christ yes
08:06 < Hunterkll_> that's common knowledge
08:06 < Hunterkll_> finally seeing it in person is nice though
08:06 < nohusuro> Hunterkll_: swedish hot?
08:06 < nohusuro> or hotter?
08:06 < Hunterkll_> on par
08:06 < nohusuro> <3 europe :D
08:06 < Hunterkll_> lol
08:06 < Hunterkll_> better than romania
08:06 < plop> i need to move to scandinavia
08:06 < Hunterkll_> so iceland only has one strip club
08:06 < Hunterkll_> lol
08:06 < Hunterkll_> because theyr'e technically illegal
08:06 < Hunterkll_> a-ko found it for me yesterday
08:06 < Hunterkll_> XD
08:06 < plop> lol
08:06 < nohusuro> I guess everyone knows everyone who goes there then
08:07 < Hunterkll_> yea there's some loophole about buying drinks & the girls getting real wages and shit
08:07 < Hunterkll_> lol
08:07 < Hunterkll_> sounds like i could blow an easy $2-3k there though
08:07 < Hunterkll_> cheaper just to stay in the 101 downtown bars
08:07 < Hunterkll_> hahahaa
08:08 < Hunterkll_> i would totally learn icelandic and move here
08:08 < Hunterkll_> for these women though
08:08 < Hunterkll_> just sayin'
08:08 <+A-KO> should meet a girl while there :D
08:08 < Hunterkll_> you can't get rid of me that easily
08:09 < Hunterkll_> lessee
08:09 <+A-KO> god knows in the future you might end up living in Thailand with a wife or something lol
08:09 <+A-KO> Malaysia
08:09 < plop> a-ko, is "something" a ladyboy?
08:10 < Hunterkll_> still have 13500 cash, 1530 in coin, ISK, and 50 pounds
08:10 < Hunterkll_> A-KO, i have standards
08:11 < Hunterkll_> i'm not like your other friends
08:11 < Hunterkll_> serial-wifer or mail-order
08:11 < Hunterkll_> lol
08:12 < plop> welcome back
08:13 < Hunterkll> A-KO, that we know people we can name 'serial-wifer', 'runner' and 'mail-order' probably says more about us then about them....
08:14 <+A-KO> yeah, wtf are we doing with our lives?
08:14 <+A-KO> oh wait, careers and money
08:14 < Ayeitzabee> Heyo
08:15 <+A-KO> the sad part is I know exactly who you're talking about lol
08:15 <+A-KO> sad
08:17 < plop> .bofh
08:17 <+layer-eight> plop, BOFH says: Mail server hit by UniSpammer.
08:21 < nohusuro> I didn't realize powershell was cross platform
08:22 < sammm> hope this isn't a silly question, I am looking to spin up an SFTP server in order to automate some tasks with cutomers... that's no issue, but is there a best pratice or a guide or something to determine where to implement it in the network, should I run a few services on it or does it become too much of a snow flake, etc... appolgies if this is a dumb question
08:25 < Hunterkll> huh
08:25 < Hunterkll> just jail your shit and stop asking too much shit
08:25 <+NinjaStyle> in general, you would want it in a DMZ, running a single service
08:25 < Hunterkll> NinjaStyle, what if it's internal to external or internal to internal transfer then
08:25 < Hunterkll> eh
08:25 < Hunterkll> what
08:25 < Hunterkll> what now
08:25 < Hunterkll> that box is a total SLUT
08:26 < Hunterkll> sloooot
08:27 <+NinjaStyle> it can still take ingress 21 i guess
08:27 < genr8_> 21 21 21
08:27 < sammm> watch that potty mouth mister
08:28 < genr8_> dont you need like 20 also or 9000 or somethin weird
08:28 < Hunterkll> no
08:28 < Hunterkll> just 21
08:28 < Hunterkll> er 22
08:28 < genr8_> 990 ?
08:28 <+NinjaStyle> yeah for passive mode or some shit
08:28 < Hunterkll> that's for
08:28 < Hunterkll> FTPS
08:28 <+NinjaStyle> oh right, sftp
08:28 < Hunterkll> SFTP just rides over SSH
08:28 <+NinjaStyle> 22
08:28 < sammm> 20 + 21 isnt it?
08:28 < Hunterkll> no
08:28 < Hunterkll> that's FTP
08:28 < genr8_> theres diff stuff.
08:28 < Hunterkll> and telnet
08:28 < sammm> i know
08:28 < Hunterkll> lol
08:28 < Hunterkll> SFTP == SSH
08:28 < Hunterkll> FTPS == FTP over TLS
08:29 <+NinjaStyle> right
08:29 < genr8_> ya somethin
08:29 <+NinjaStyle> i made a goof
08:29 <+NinjaStyle> my point still stands
08:29 <+NinjaStyle> :)
08:29 < Hunterkll> gasp
08:29 < Hunterkll> how dare you
08:29 < genr8_> so its 22  OR 21 + 990 ?
08:29 < Hunterkll> 22
08:29 < Hunterkll> for SFTP
08:30 < genr8_> wouldnt you then want to also change the port number
08:30 < genr8_> why does it have to be on default
08:30 < Hunterkll> Active FTPS is 990, and control port is 989
08:30 < Hunterkll> i don't even bother port changing anymore
08:30 < Hunterkll> keep running into shit that either doesn't handle it well or just plain sucks dick
08:30 < xe0n> security through obsecurity lolol, rubbish.
08:30 <+NinjaStyle> me either, though it does reduce how much scanning you get hit with
08:30 < Hunterkll> or run into environments where it's not documented
08:30 < Hunterkll> yea
08:30 < Hunterkll> it's a log filter
08:30 < Hunterkll> that's about it
08:31 < genr8_> thats my main angle
08:31 < Hunterkll> *if* you keep everything else on point properly
08:31 <+NinjaStyle> all those fucking botnets looking for default creds
08:31 < Hunterkll> lol
08:31 < genr8_> theres a hell of a lto of scanning done
08:31 < Hunterkll> mmmm
08:31 < Hunterkll> breakfast rum and coke
08:31 < Hunterkll> mmm
08:31 <+NinjaStyle> sometimes i do 2222
08:31 < xe0n> i had a breaky beer the other morning
08:31 <+NinjaStyle> just to keep the skids off my lawn
08:32 < xe0n> was nice :)
08:32 < Hunterkll> i just turn off logs
08:32 <+NinjaStyle> lol
08:32 < Hunterkll> xe0n, i'm in europe though it's acceptable here
08:32 <+NinjaStyle> no log issues if no logs
08:32 < xe0n> so it is here :)
08:33 < xe0n> mfa finally rolled out :)
08:33 < ceofreak> Goode
08:35 < genr8_> what does it mean when i have a user report "it takes me about 20 restarts to install all the cumulative updates to windows 10 1709"
08:35 < mrWhiteMD> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWHaG_uCvEA
08:35 <+layer-eight> YouTube Lazerhawk - Interstellar by 2017-03-23T22:03:28.000Z (duration: 4:30) on Fri Mar 24 05:03:28 UTC 2017, 2017-03-23T22:03:28.000Z views
08:35 < xe0n> 20 restarts? lol
08:35 < sammm> lol discovered the previous network guy fucking set up a "secure network" which only entailed of preventing any IP from 192.168.0.1-223 access to the secure servers, dhcp pool is set to the full subnet and anyone can just change their ip anyway
08:36 < genr8_> i asked if he meant 2 or 3 by 20 and he was like no it was at least 10
08:36 < sammm> and upper management said its "better to have more security than less"
08:36 < ceofreak> sammm: gg
08:36 < sammm> :^)
08:36 < vavkamil> genr8_, it's not that unusual
08:38 < ceofreak> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dX3m8HiL-5c
08:38 <+layer-eight> YouTube Testing The BEST VR GUNS Ever Made! by 2018-04-01T14:00:03.000Z (duration: 11:37) on Sun Apr 01 21:00:03 UTC 2018, 2018-04-01T14:00:03.000Z views
08:38 < ceofreak> check out this shit
08:39 < ceofreak> seen this yesterday, it's god damn amazing. If VR get's a real game to that level I'm in
08:40 < vavkamil> I'm more interested in porn than guns lol
08:40 < plop> shit i need to go to the doctor and get glasses.
08:40 < ceofreak> Fuck porn if you have a game like this lol
08:40 < nohusuro> genr8_: you don't need to install multiple cumulative updates. That's why they're cumulative.
08:40 < ceofreak> Go for it plop
08:41 < nohusuro> also, 1709 had trouble installing on some machines, so the install would fail, and you've have to do it again
08:41 < nohusuro> this happened for about a week. Then microsoft fixed it, and the install should go through.
08:41 < nohusuro> had this happen with two machines.
08:42 < genr8_> nohusuro: thats what im saying to him. the error he complained about was  the KB4089848 is the most recent cumulative update and indeed cumulative so idk wtf
08:42 < genr8_> well he's doing it today and failing. idk
08:45 < xe0n> event log?
08:45 < nohusuro> yeah check his event logs
08:45 < nohusuro> might be 0x8024200D
08:45 < xe0n> shirley you can't be serious? oh im serious, and dont call me shirley
08:45 < nohusuro> that's what I was getting
08:45 < xe0n> might be double ds
08:46 < genr8_> well as any typical user case, just as I start pressing him, he disappears
08:49 < vader-> Man I have been up to pee 6 times in the last hour
08:49 < Ayeitzabee> Probs have an infection
08:49 < vader-> I should not have drank that much water after like 8Pm
08:49 < Ayeitzabee> Exactly why you shouldn't be banging them hookers
08:49 < vader-> Na I'm trying to lose weight and drank 100oz of water today
08:50 < nohusuro> how does that help you lose weight?
08:50 < xe0n> flushes you out
08:50 < Ayeitzabee> Yeah I was about to say tho
08:50 < Ayeitzabee> Like maybe do a situp or 2
08:50 < vader-> That and you burn calories walking 900 times a day to the bathroom hehe
08:50 < xe0n> lolol
08:50 < nohusuro> you might start getting water retention and you'll be a walking blobber of water
08:51 < vader-> It helps a few ways... one you feel fuller longer so you don't want to always eat
08:51 < vader-> It flushes you out
08:51 < vader-> You are moving more to goto the bathroom
08:51 < vader-> Water helps the body function more efficently
08:51 < vader-> There is a lot of pros to it
08:52 < vader-> When you are trying to losing weight you are suppose to take you body weight and divide it in half and that is how many Oz of water you should drink a day
08:52 < nohusuro> but aren't you also flushing out good shit, like your electrolytes n stuff
08:53 < genr8_> you can totally die like that
08:53 < genr8_> if you dont watch out
08:53 < vader-> If you do it in a short period of time
08:53 < vader-> Like they do for those contests
08:53 < vader-> This is over the course of a day
08:53 < nohusuro> if you're peeing any lighter that straw colour on a regular basis
08:54 < nohusuro> you're drinking too much water
08:54 < PEG> looking for a reliable robocopy switches for homedirectory /MOVE to archive.
08:54 < genr8_> 1 day is  exactly the time period that one person died in
08:54 < vader-> I dunno... I've done this before and have been fine
08:54 < vader-> They must of went over their limit hehe
08:55 < vader-> Anyways I can't fall asleep because I have the constant urge to pee now heh
08:56 < genr8_> yea there was that one woman from a radio show.
08:56 < genr8_> and this http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3260684/The-hiker-died-drinking-water-Excess-fluid-lack-food-caused-brain-fatally-swell.html
08:56 < ceofreak> vader- you come here much to complain about not sleeping?
08:56 < ceofreak> like, every day?
08:56 < vader-> Ya hehe
08:56 < genr8_> so its about sodium. some kind of reverse feedback loop effect
08:57 < vader-> Well it is 3am here
08:57 < genr8_> and you accelerate your cells to a sodiumy waterdeath
08:57 < Hunterkll> the google data mine machine must be very confused by my geolocation activity
08:57 < Hunterkll> since all my traffic is routed through my home connection right now
08:57 < Hunterkll> lol
08:57 < Hunterkll> sitting in iceland, looking like i'm on the easit coast of the US to the data machine
08:57 < ceofreak> Pretty sure google knows about vpns
08:58 < ceofreak> and just maps your location to your vpn
08:58 < genr8_> i was thinking that
08:58 < ceofreak> Ah, that's where he got his VPNs
08:58 < Hunterkll> it's my home connection
08:58 < vader-> You might trigger a credit card or something to lock
08:58 < Hunterkll> my VPN is a self-hosted Cisco ASA on a residential connection
08:58 < Hunterkll> lol
08:58 < vader-> They have connections with all that tracking info
08:58 < Hunterkll> nah, my cards are fine
08:59 < Hunterkll> they're all fucking world elite suck my dick this is super travel cards
08:59 < genr8_> hahayha
08:59 < Hunterkll> if i were to start using my discover or something then maybe yea
08:59 < ceofreak> Ihre?
08:59 < Hunterkll> but nah these are like TRAVEL THE WORLD SUCK A DICK NO TRANSACTION FEES blah blah blah
09:08 < enix> So as per the whole "we get lazy and reboot shit" discussion eight hours ago
09:09 < ceofreak> What's the best language to get a foot into programming? With no prior experience
09:09 < enix> I'm currently implementing a script to restart our software bceause it's UI causes a mem leak the devs haven't fixed for a year now
09:09 < enix> python
09:09 < ceofreak> I tried Python a couple times
09:09 < ceofreak> Couldn't really get warm with it
09:09 < enix> you're gonna suck wtih C++ then
09:09 < voidstar> nodejs?
09:10 < enix> ...
09:10 < voidstar> lol
09:10 < ceofreak> Oh no what have i started
09:10 < enix> I'm not going to start shit
09:10 < voidstar> I started with Java, so..
09:10 < enix> But I think that's the dumbest thing said in this channel to date
09:10 < voidstar> pff
09:10 < ceofreak> LOL
09:10 < voidstar> my advice is just pick one and stick with it
09:11 < ceofreak> I think I failed to stick with it several times because I didn't have a project I was working on
09:11 < voidstar> it'll suck for a while when you're getting used to it, but hopping to a new language isn't the answer
09:11 < ceofreak> I have no goal really
09:11 < enix> well i mean
09:11 < ceofreak> And I don't just want to build some fucking vending machine
09:11 < enix> that's kind of quintessential
09:11 < ceofreak> yes
09:12 < enix> ceofreak: does your vending machine have a 3d scanner to analyze coins coming in
09:12 < ceofreak> MY vending machine is only accept 1$ coins
09:12 < ceofreak> also only gives change back in 1$ coins
09:12 < ceofreak> Also only have 1 item
09:12 < enix> hang on
09:12 < enix> HANG ON
09:13 < ceofreak> This should clarify my level
09:13 < enix> OPh dw
09:13 < enix> I didn't realize an item was costing more than $1
09:13 < enix> wait...
09:13 < enix> how much did you item cost
09:13 < ceofreak> 1$
09:13 < enix> ....................................
09:13 < voidstar> ceofreak, write an irc bot. good beginner project with instant feedback
09:13 < enix> So I put $1 into your vending machine
09:13 < enix> To buy a $1 item
09:13 < voidstar> no cheating with an irc module
09:13 < enix> And it gives me $1 change
09:13 < ceofreak> Voidstar: what It'll do
09:14 < voidstar> you figure that out
09:14 < enix> ceofreak: mine speaks dirty to me
09:14 < ceofreak> Enix: yes
09:14 < enix> whenever i say 'speak dirty to me' it says something dirty to me via pm
09:14 < ceofreak> Can it speak dirty to me?
09:14 < enix> Are you it's master?
09:14 < enix> No.
09:15 < enix> benix: red room in five mintues.
09:15 < ceofreak> I think more of a project
09:15 < ceofreak> like
09:15 < enix> ceofreak: build a 3d scanner
09:15 < enix> https://github.com/mvhenten/pylatscan
09:15 < ceofreak> Eradicate the human race from planet earth
09:15 < enix> theres a python library
09:15 < enix> gogogo
09:15 < ceofreak> something along those lines
09:16 < ceofreak> a killer robot
09:16 < voidstar> baby steps
09:16 < voidstar> learn to control a servo programmatically
09:16 < ceofreak> Oh, tell me, what about a game?
09:16 < voidstar> lol
09:16 < voidstar> god save you
09:17 < voidstar> well, I guess a console game would be alright
09:17 < voidstar> coin flip guessing game
09:17 < ceofreak> :D
09:17 < enix> NO NOT A COIN FLIP GAME
09:17 < enix> I tried that
09:17 < voidstar> literally 20 lines
09:18 < enix> I ended up weighting the coin, then decided that a die would be more suitable
09:18 < voidstar> lmao
09:18 < enix> So I incorporated a betting system to see how much money you could make in such a game if two people were to play continuously
09:18 < enix> Then I allwoed the house to bet with the players and they went broke quickly
09:18 < voidstar> floor(rand()*2) vs floor(rand()*6)
09:18 < enix> So then I was like "well I wonder what else I could do with this"
09:18 < enix> then I started researching the physics behind horses speed
09:19 < voidstar> feature creep is good for beginners
09:19 < enix> I created an object that would take into account the length of a horses stride, weight, fitness, stamina and handicap then paired it with a jockeys weight and experience
09:19 < enix> Then I realized how sad my life was becoming and quit
09:21 < enix> ceofreak: what do you do for work
09:21 < ceofreak> I work in  Bakery.
09:21 < enix> You're a baker?
09:21 < ceofreak> Jup
09:21 < enix> Rich fuck
09:21 < ceofreak> :D
09:21 < ceofreak> sysadmin
09:22 < enix> whats your most mundane task you have to perform
09:23 < Hunterkll> enix
09:23 < Hunterkll> ur a fgt
09:23 < enix> Hunterkll: fuck off i'm helping cunt
09:23 < Hunterkll> fuck you i'm in iceland
09:23 < Hunterkll> because reasons
09:23 < Hunterkll> therefore
09:23 < enix> Cool
09:23 < Hunterkll> i am better than you
09:23 < ceofreak> probably imaging laptops
09:24 < enix> who images machines now a days
09:24 < ceofreak> <-
09:25 < enix> build a software repo with cli and gui
09:25 < ceofreak> Pretty much automated with FG
09:25 < ceofreak> FOG
09:25 < enix> or build a network sniffer
09:25 < Hunterkll> so llike
09:25 < Hunterkll> SCCM and nuget?
09:25 < Hunterkll> lol
09:25 < enix> or build a bot that builds and spawns it's own bots
09:25 < enix> and those bots connect to freenode
09:26 < enix> and send Hunterkll  pictures of random dicks it pulls from the internet
09:26 < ceofreak> I have an easy thing I could do
09:26 < ceofreak> LOL
09:26  * enix is not sure if Hunterkll would like that or not
09:26 < ceofreak> I need to empty a certain folder every evenin
09:26 < ceofreak> evening
09:26 < ceofreak> that should be easy
09:26 < Hunterkll> depends on the dick
09:26 < Hunterkll> and how cute she is
09:26 < enix> and if there's tentacles attached?
09:28 < enix> So right now I'm a little confused. Competitor has recently started selling Item A for $11.
09:28 < ceofreak> What are you selling
09:28 < enix> Their scale is tiny. They talk a huge game but they're really not that big
09:28 < enix> ceofreak: eh vape shit
09:29 < enix> So they have this HUGE range of flavours, all this imported shit and heaps of locally made shit. But one thing I can't seem to get past is the fact that they're selling for $11
09:29 < enix> I'm wholesaling the same thing at $6/unit, but I'm thinking about putting my price sup
09:29 < enix> If they had left their prices at $15-20 it would make sense but these cunts just decided to undercut the entire industry.
09:30 < Hunterkll> https://imgur.com/jergV4n
09:30 < Hunterkll> ahahahhaha
09:30 < Hunterkll> talk about chocolate rain
09:30 < enix> Why though. Why would someone lose their money like that :\
09:30 < ottomite> LOL
09:30 < ceofreak> and youre selling for?
09:30 < ceofreak> 6?
09:31 < Hunterkll> he's wholesaling at $6/unit
09:31 < Hunterkll> that's the cost
09:31 < Hunterkll> for the other sellers
09:31 < enix> ceofreak: wholesaling at $6 while he retails at $11
09:31 < ceofreak> k
09:31 < Hunterkll> so they're marking it up by only 5 $
09:31 < Hunterkll> destroying margins
09:31 < enix> Ah well thats the thing
09:31 < enix> I'm losing money at $6/unit largely due to international shipping
09:32 < Hunterkll> well, find $competitor, insert penis into eye, and establish dominance
09:32 < enix> that actually sounds like fun
09:32 < Hunterkll> simple really
09:32 < Hunterkll> skullfuck your way up the chain
09:32 < Hunterkll> i'm sure that's proably common here in the land of vikings
09:32 < enix> i'm just confused why he would be the only person in the industry to sell for so cheap
09:32 < enix> it's super stupid
09:32 < Hunterkll> maybe he got a stupid large shipment via epost
09:33 < enix> nah he makes himself
09:33 < Hunterkll> and is trying to clear out stock
09:33 < Hunterkll> ah ok
09:33 < enix> He's literally just losing himself profits
09:33 < enix> Nah this is his new set price
09:33 < enix> I literally want to skull fuck him for it
09:34 < Hunterkll> lol
09:34 < Hunterkll> enix, BORGA HER
09:34 < Hunterkll> :o
09:38 < Hunterkll> lol that's icelandic for 'pay here'
09:40 < enix> lol
09:41 < ottomite> Can i get a second opinion on my build? https://pcpartpicker.com/list/Vt9WbX
09:41 < ottomite> The GT 710 is a place holder til the Volta cards come out.
09:42 < ottomite> will be used to play around with VMs for the time being.
09:42 < Hunterkll> ottomite, you need my rig
09:42 < Hunterkll> Client: HexChat 2.14.1 • OS: Microsoft Windows 10 Enterprise Insider Preview (x64) • CPU: Intel(R) Core(TM) i9-7980XE CPU @ 2.60GHz (2.59GHz) • Memory: 31.7 GiB Total (15.7 GiB Free) • Storage: 5.8 TiB / 7.8 TiB (2.0 TiB Free) • VGA: NVIDIA GeForce GTX 1080 Ti, NVIDIA GeForce GTX 1080 Ti • Uptime: 5d 8h 5m 15s
09:43 < ottomite> Hunterkll: well fuck you too
09:43 < ottomite> lol
09:43 < ottomite> that is a sweet build
09:43 < Hunterkll> 2TBB 960 pro in it
09:43 < Hunterkll> ram is temporary until i get my full 128GB at something faster than 2166
09:43 < Hunterkll> Rampage VI Extreme motherboard
09:44 < ottomite> sadly thats not in my budget :(
09:44 < Hunterkll> wsn't in mine either
09:44 < Hunterkll> then i went to las vegas
09:44 < Hunterkll> :D
09:44 < ottomite> LMAO
09:44 < Hunterkll> paid $5k in cash for the first set of parts
09:44 < ottomite> i need to hit up the casinos here
09:44 < Hunterkll> in. cash.
09:44 < Hunterkll> i BSOD'd the microcenter guys
09:44 < ottomite> LOL
09:45 < Hunterkll> "I need the 2TB $1300 SSD, two $800 GPUs, and a $2000 CPU "
09:45 < Hunterkll> "What are you going to play on this rig?!?!"
09:45 < Hunterkll> "Oh, mostly counter-strike"
09:45 < ottomite> LOL
09:45 < togen> factorio
09:45 < Hunterkll> then the whole fuckin' department tried to discreetly follow me up to the counter to make sure i wasn't gonna just leave and was actually buying the shit
09:45 < Hunterkll> and i bust out my fuckin $7k wad
09:46 < Hunterkll> and start counting out hundreds
09:46 < ottomite> #DrugMoney :P
09:46 < Hunterkll> i exchanged the GPUs at a different microcenter and joked about roulette and the guy was like 'oh dear god i thought you were a drug dealer'
09:47 < Holo> lol
09:47 < Hunterkll> cuz he saw the cash bit on the receipt
09:47 < Hunterkll> i was like nahhhhh fam i gotchu
09:48 < Hunterkll> ottomite, https://i.imgur.com/BcbQIAT.png
09:48 < Hunterkll> shoulda demanded a refund for that bag tax
09:48 < Hunterkll> 5 cents
09:48 < Hunterkll> bullshit
09:48 < ottomite> I am stuck between building this or building a strictly VM machine using decommissioned servers
09:48 < ottomite> cant make up my mind
09:48 < Hunterkll> i mean you could do a mean VM box using DDR3 FBDIMMs and such
09:49 < Hunterkll> I use dual hex core xeons on supermicro X8 boxes
09:49 < Hunterkll> well, boards
09:49 < Hunterkll> and rosewill server cases
09:49 < Hunterkll> X8DT6-f is a pretty nice board
09:49 < Hunterkll> probably run you like $300 for CPUs+Board+Ram on ebay
09:49 < Hunterkll> get you up to like 48-96GB
09:49 < Hunterkll> X8DT6-f is nice because it has IPMI buitl in ANDN dual SAS connectors
09:50 < Hunterkll> https://i.imgur.com/TsAYRlW.jpg
09:50 < Hunterkll> look how perty she is
09:50 < Hunterkll> Thermaltake Tower 900 case
09:51 < Hunterkll> i even installed a waifu firewall to keep the bad packets out
09:51 < Hunterkll> https://i.imgur.com/Xda4O3Q.jpg
09:52 < ottomite> seeing those 1080ti SLIs is killing me
09:52 < ottomite> love the sticker
09:53 < Hunterkll> yea
09:53  * ottomite is thinking about the X8DT6-f
09:53 < Hunterkll> but now i have to go through ICE next monday!
09:53 < Hunterkll> CBP/ICE
09:53 < Hunterkll> lol
09:53 < Hunterkll> chilling in iceland. gonna have to come back at some point
09:55 < ottomite> fuck it…. i think im going to go down the X8DT6-F route
09:56 < Hunterkll> it's a good route to go
09:56 < Hunterkll> you may want to consider getting a dell H310 card and an HP SAS expander
09:56 < Hunterkll> H310 reflashed into IT mode, and use windows stroage spcaes
09:56 < ottomite> https://www.ebay.com/itm/Matched-Pair-of-Intel-Xeon-X5660-2-80GHz-SLBV6-6-Core-CPUs-LGA1366/292511237625?epid=82073339&hash=item441b0745f9:g:aS8AAOSwWCBaxSiR
09:56 < Hunterkll> i have such a hilarious mix of SSDs
09:56 < Hunterkll> probably $100 or less for the CPUs, right?
09:57 < ottomite> 69 for 2
09:57 < Hunterkll> that's dell R710 generation stuff - HP DL380 G6 ish
09:57 < Hunterkll> 2011/2012
09:57 < Hunterkll> but for 20 VMs it's fine
09:57 < Hunterkll> just make sure you get a good deal on RAM
09:57 < Hunterkll> 8GB modules for the DDR3 ECC Registered modules are the sweet spot for pricing IMO
09:57 < Hunterkll> 4GB modules are cheap as shit though
09:57 < Hunterkll> you could easily do 48GB on that board in 4GB modules for cheap
09:57  * ottomite has no background on this type of equipment. is really appreciating the help 
09:57 < Hunterkll> 8GB'll do 96
09:58 < Hunterkll> yea, this is the shit i do on the cheap for my server rack
09:58 < Hunterkll> you'll have a hell of a time with Java for the IPMI
09:58 < Hunterkll> you'll have to do all the security exceptions
09:58 < Hunterkll> lol
09:58 < Hunterkll> but i've had it work in java 8 so it's whatever
09:58 < Hunterkll> sometimes i have to delete the cached applet to make it work again
09:58 < Hunterkll> shit happens
09:59 < ottomite> im sure ill figure it out. Best way to learn new stuff.
10:00 < Hunterkll> CPU coolers
10:00 < Hunterkll> you will need special ones
10:00 < Hunterkll> I had ones that worked on an X8DTi-F that don't work on the 6
10:00 < Hunterkll> in fact it broke the board
10:01 < Hunterkll> soldered it back up to fix the broken VRM mount lol
10:01 < ottomite> Lol
10:01 < Hunterkll> i have one on amazon here that works fine...
10:01 < ottomite> link for one ?
10:01 < Hunterkll> it's only CPU2 that needs special - CPU one can take any generic mount for the socket .... as long as you get a xeon compatible one with the scres
10:01 < Hunterkll> loading, shits slow AF here
10:02 < Hunterkll> https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B003NVPLNE/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o05_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1
10:02 < Hunterkll> that'll work on that board
10:02 < ottomite> work on both sockets ? or just 2
10:02 < Hunterkll> if you get one on ebay WITH coolers, they're meant for 2U rack cases and fanless usually, which would not be a good day for you
10:02 < Hunterkll> oh it'll work on both
10:03 < Hunterkll> no problem - that's the right style/design you need
10:03 < Hunterkll> i was able to get away with reusing just one of my two
10:03 < Hunterkll> because i was using some desktop core 2 duo shit
10:03 < Hunterkll> lol
10:03 < ottomite> hehe
10:03 < ottomite> making my shopping list :D
10:03 < Hunterkll> if you jump up to X9 supermicro it's gonna be a big price hike
10:04 < Hunterkll> so this is good
10:04 < Hunterkll> you can probably sit in around $500 all said and done on a basic build
10:04 < Hunterkll> you want to use a lot of drives or just a few?
10:05 < Hunterkll> ottomite, like, how many drives you want :o
10:05 < ottomite> I want to use it as a NAS as well
10:05 < Hunterkll> this case si a bitch to work inside, but holds 15 3.5's
10:05 < Hunterkll> https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0091IZ1ZG/ref=oh_aui_search_detailpage?ie=UTF8&psc=1
10:06 < Hunterkll> uses a standard ATX power supply (make sure it has two CPU power cords)
10:06 < ottomite> im going to hate my self with how loud this thing is going to be aren’t I
10:07 < Hunterkll> this is what i just put in it
10:07 < Hunterkll> https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0797HL9Z4/ref=oh_aui_search_detailpage?ie=UTF8&psc=1
10:07 < Hunterkll> no - it's a 4U
10:07 < Hunterkll> big - desktop sized - fans
10:07 < Hunterkll> 2U and 1U are the noise makers
10:08 < Hunterkll> this'll be about desktop volume
10:08 < ottomite> Larger = quieter
10:08 < Hunterkll> yes
10:08 < Hunterkll> it can move the same amount of air at lower RPM
10:08 < Hunterkll> the noise in the loud ones is both high RPM and high airflow
10:08 < Hunterkll> but we want the same airflow.... at lower RPM and lower speed
10:08 < Hunterkll> same CFM
10:08 < Hunterkll> 4U is about ... like, take a normal desktop and put it sideways
10:08 < Hunterkll> that's a good way to think of it
10:09 < Hunterkll> turn your desktop sideways. it's not louder, is it? good. :P
10:09 < ottomite> lol
10:09 < Hunterkll> as for stuff.. yes... many drives, you'll need at least the HP SAS Expander
10:09 < Hunterkll> and for controller, i'd reccomend the dell H310
10:09 < genr8_> servers do use higher RPM and higher power fans and more fans than a desktop
10:10 < Hunterkll> reflashed
10:10 < Hunterkll> genr8_, this is a *rosewill* 4U case
10:10 < Hunterkll> newegg house brand
10:10 < Hunterkll> lol
10:10 < genr8_> its not gonna be quiet but its not gonna be loud either
10:10 < Hunterkll> it's as loud as a normal desktop
10:10 < genr8_> in this case.
10:10 < genr8_> ayyyy
10:10 < ottomite> lol
10:10 < Hunterkll> it's a $100 4U case that ttakes standard ATX power supplies
10:11 < ottomite> Ram clock wise. Should i be worried about getting higher speed ram?
10:11 < Hunterkll> it's a $100 15-drive bay 4U case that *comes* with 8 fans
10:11 < Hunterkll> nah
10:11 < Hunterkll> you aint doin intense shit so fuck it
10:11 < Hunterkll> i run like 20 windows VMs on my box
10:11 < ottomite> 1066 it is :P
10:11 < Hunterkll> check board spec/manual
10:11 < Hunterkll> make sure it's compatible
10:12 < Hunterkll> use these cables from SAS expander to drives: https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B013G4EMH8/ref=oh_aui_search_detailpage?ie=UTF8&psc=1
10:12 < Hunterkll> lets you hook SATA drives to SAS cards
10:13 < Hunterkll> https://www.amazon.com/CableDeconn-Internal-36-Pin-SFF-8087-Cable/dp/B00S7KU3PC/ref=sr_1_4?ie=UTF8&qid=1523347956&sr=8-4&keywords=SFF-8087
10:13 < Hunterkll> use that to hook the controller to the expander
10:13 < ottomite> https://www.ebay.com/itm/Dell-H310-6Gbps-SAS-HBA-LSI-9211-8i-P20-IT-Mode-ZFS-FreeNAS-unRAID-High-Air-Flow/162834671120?epid=19006955695&hash=item25e9b3e610:g:nrcAAOSwPAxZ9iOt
10:13 < genr8_> whats your favorite HBA card and why
10:13 < Hunterkll> H310 because it's more reliable in my experience than the M1015 IBM card after reflashing
10:13 < Hunterkll> ottomite, how much is that ?
10:14 < Reverend> morning dick'eds
10:14 < genr8_> $60
10:14 < ottomite> 60 bucks
10:14 < Hunterkll> oh thats
10:14 < Hunterkll> eh ebay might be cheaper
10:14 < ottomite> it is eBay
10:14 < Hunterkll> i think mine was $30
10:14 < Hunterkll> oh thought it was amazon lol
10:14 < Hunterkll> yea that's fine
10:14 < Hunterkll> and it's preflashed in IT mode
10:14 < genr8_> its a fully flashed and tested one
10:14 < Hunterkll> that might be worth it to save you the headache of LSI's sas flashing dos tools
10:15 < genr8_> this seller seems pretty cool
10:15 < Hunterkll> Reverend, i'm in reykjavik :P
10:15 < Reverend> Hunterkll you're in what?
10:15 < Hunterkll> Reykjavik, Iceland
10:15 < Reverend> holy shit son
10:15 < Reverend> that looks fucking dope!
10:15 < Hunterkll> here for the EVE convention
10:15 < Hunterkll> lol
10:16 < Reverend> you fucking nerd
10:16 < Reverend> is it cold>?
10:16 < Hunterkll> about 41f
10:16 < Hunterkll> so basically just like bal timore and pittsburgh these days
10:16 < Reverend> DegC?
10:16 < Hunterkll> uh
10:16 < Reverend> 5 degrees
10:16 < Reverend> shit son
10:16 < Hunterkll> 4-5 y
10:16 < Hunterkll> yea
10:16 < Hunterkll> its not ba d
10:16 < Reverend> it's basically Britain
10:16 < ottomite> Hunterkll: buffered ram or unbuffered  ?
10:17 < Reverend> Hunterkll send pics when you get a chance boy. That looks awesome
10:17 < Hunterkll> registered
10:17 < Reverend> imgur me
10:17 < ottomite> https://www.ebay.com/itm/64GB-8x8GB-PC3-8500R-DDR3-1066-ECC-Reg-Server-Memory-RAM-Upgrade-Kit-2Rx4/201637658226?epid=910904906&hash=item2ef28a7e72:g:IvMAAOSw4UtWS60C
10:17 < Hunterkll> ottomite, you want registered / FBDIMMs (so yes)
10:17 < Hunterkll> yes
10:17 < Hunterkll> if it says '4' in the name
10:17 < Hunterkll> 'r'
10:17 < Hunterkll> registered
10:17 < ottomite> 10-4
10:18 < Hunterkll> regular 'e'  or 'u' will limit you to like 24GB or something dumb
10:18 < ottomite> 216 usd for 64gig
10:19 < Hunterkll> in 4s or 8s? remember, it only has 18 slots
10:19 < Hunterkll> 9 per cpu
10:19 < ottomite> 8s
10:19 < Hunterkll> not unreasonable
10:19 < ottomite> 8x8
10:19 < Hunterkll> you want it in sets of 3 tho
10:20 < Hunterkll> so get 6 or 9
10:20 < Hunterkll> or 3 or 6
10:20 < Hunterkll> i like to get a small amount to start
10:20 < Hunterkll> you can do off numbers but it's tri channel iirc
10:20 < Hunterkll> so best to do 3x amounts
10:21 < genr8_> thats why theyre always sold in 2s or 4's ;p
10:21 < Hunterkll> lol
10:21 < Hunterkll> ottomite, just get 24GB to start - 3x8
10:22 < genr8_> keeping around an extra RAM stick wouldnt be that bad, but i cant say i've ever had to do that
10:22 < ottomite> https://www.ebay.com/itm/48GB-6x8GB-PC3-10600R-DDR3-1333-Server-Memory-RAM-Upgrade-Dell-PowerEdge-R710/192157524366?rt=nc&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIM.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D44039%26meid%3D3825d5877f3142049cda094fdee5bd44%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D6%26rkt%3D6%26sd%3D201637658226%26itm%3D192157524366&_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851
10:22 < Hunterkll> my ram is actually recycled out of a r710 lol
10:23 < Hatsjoe> Morning
10:23 < Hunterkll> Hallo!
10:23 < ottomite> the speed is compatible not sure if the and is registered im thinking it should work
10:23 < genr8_> i got 24gb from a T310
10:24 < ottomite> Speed is compatible, and it is registered ram. Im thinking it should work *
10:24  * ottomite needs to sleep. 
10:24 < Hunterkll> 99% 8GB sticks are registered
10:25 < Hunterkll> only un-reg'd/un-buf'd ive seen were 2s and 4s
10:25 < Hunterkll> 48GB in an R710 has to be registered, i think
10:25 < genr8_> should be fine
10:25 < plop> so, our fire alarm system has a thing to connect to an alarm central. i can DHCP on off but if it is off, there is no way to imput a DNS.
10:25 < Hunterkll> you cap out at like 24 or something
10:25 < plop> so, IT WAS DNS
10:25 < Hunterkll> lol
10:25 < ottomite> im at 408  after ram, CPU, SAS  and MOBO
10:26 < Hunterkll> got the expander and cables?
10:26 < plop> also, you set up the thing via SMS! you send a sms with the parameters
10:26 < ottomite> Hunterkll: those are on my amazon list
10:26 < Hunterkll> well, looks like i was right
10:26 < Hunterkll> 'bout $500 for a good kit
10:26 < Hunterkll> you're sacrificing some perfromance for real server kit
10:27 < Hunterkll> it's still shitty supermicro, but it'll give you IPMI learning, etc
10:27 < Hunterkll> ottomite, oh, get a 20-1 TPM
10:27 < Hunterkll> you can add a TPM to the board to do shit like host guardian and measured boot, etc with server 2016
10:27 < ottomite> case, connectors, fan and PSU add another 250
10:27 < Hunterkll> you can also just start with any EATX case
10:27 < Hunterkll> supermicro boards are regular PC case mount
10:27 < Hunterkll> at least the ones i use
10:27 < Hunterkll> so if you got a spare case laying around...
10:28 < ottomite> i may just bear bone it for a bit :P
10:28 < ottomite> https://www.ebay.com/itm/Asus-TPM-L-R2-0-TPM-L-R2-0-TPM-Trusted-Platform-Module-20-1-Pin/182185185490?epid=2254400522&hash=item2a6b1550d2:g:OHwAAOSwZJBX-S-1
10:29 < Hunterkll> https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B01EU542SG/ref=oh_aui_search_detailpage?ie=UTF8&psc=1
10:30 < Hunterkll> i think is what i used
10:30 < Hunterkll> but yea
10:30 < Hunterkll> 20-1 doesn't matter the brand
10:30 < Hunterkll> you could use a gigbayte
10:30 < Hunterkll> just has to be 20-1 mount
10:30 < Hunterkll> 14-1 is for newer stuff
10:30 < Hunterkll> that's the pin count - 20 pin mount, 1 pin blocked off for keying
10:30 < Hunterkll> so 20 minus 1 pin
10:30 < Hunterkll> is what it means
10:31 < genr8_> i should get one of those
10:31 < Hunterkll> yea, i have this for my desktop - https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B01DQQLH74/ref=oh_aui_search_detailpage?ie=UTF8&psc=1
10:31 < Hunterkll> but my desktop is ultra new
10:31 < Hunterkll> lol
10:31 < Hunterkll> what oh what should i do today
10:32 < Hunterkll> i might just walk around reykjavik
10:32 < Hunterkll> do nothing
10:32 < Hunterkll> just walk around
10:33 < ottomite> 700 bucks  for the full build with the case a SSD and a few 2tb WDreds should do it.
10:33 < ottomite> wow im all over the place.
10:34 < ottomite> 700 bucks for the build with out the drives. Ill toss in an SSD and a few WD reds for my nas use.
10:35 < Hunterkll> i mean like i said
10:35 < Hunterkll> you can piecemeil it and upgrade over time
10:35 < Hunterkll> they sometimes have deals with boards including dual quad CPUs on ebay
10:35 < Hunterkll> etc
10:35 < Hunterkll> thankfully the hardware is almost all reusable except the CPU/MB
10:35 < Hunterkll> you can go up to X9 supermicro generation and reuse your DDR3 ram
10:35 < Hunterkll> X10 goes to DDR4
10:36 < ottomite> I have been thinking about building a system like this for a while. I was just lost.
10:36 < Hunterkll> so you can upgrade to 2014-2015 easily
10:36 < Hunterkll> just replace CPUs and MB
10:36 < Hunterkll> but it's a price hike
10:36 < Hunterkll> so X8 is a good starting point
10:36 < ottomite> ill be using it as a learning too. not production
10:36 < Hunterkll> onboard video is VGA so just remember that
10:36 < Hunterkll> obviously
10:36 < Hunterkll> if i thought this was prod i'd be ddosing you right now to keep you from making bad decisions
10:36 < Hunterkll> lol
10:36 < ottomite> LMAO
10:37 < Hunterkll> :D
10:40 < ottomite> Well mobo,CPU ram and SAS has been ordered
10:42 < ottomite> Hunterkll: thank you for the help
10:45 < Hunterkll> ottomite, no problem. VPN lag from to the US sucks dick thoguh :P
10:52 < jumi> morning
10:53 < Trapdoor> Remind me tomorrow
10:56 < ottomite> well good night gents
10:56 < ottomite> fuck its 4am…. good morning gents
11:00 < genr8_> Look up how cool the Poweredge M420 is
11:00 < genr8_> blade server
11:02 < Hunterkll> lol
11:04 < genr8_> late night server drooling
11:05 < genr8_> http://bladesmadesimple.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/image_thumb6.png
11:10 < FenJai__> Morning peeps
11:13 < Trapdoor> <genr8_> Look up how cool the Poweredge M420 is
11:13 < Trapdoor> isn't that old?
11:13 < Trapdoor> Oh wait that's actually neat genr8_
11:14 < Trapdoor> it's so cute
11:14 < Trapdoor> of course they don't make em anymore :(
11:14 < Trapdoor> I've got a VRTX and M1000e deployed
11:16 < genr8_> yea its not exactly new but i just found out about it
11:17 < genr8_> thats cool too. didnt know about that one either
11:17 < genr8_> i have a new favorite website too. Bladesmadesimple.com ;p
11:18 < zeph1rus> we've got a couple of chassis of moonshot microblades, they're quite cool
11:18 < zeph1rus> https://www.golem.de/1404/105672-76437-i_rc.jpg
11:19 < genr8_> now thats "cute"
11:19 < genr8_> really mini
11:21 < genr8_> supermicro has a kind of thing https://www.supermicro.com/products/MicroBlade/module/
11:22 < genr8_> not as cute but way more practical and configurable
11:29 < Trapdoor> anyone deployed fiberoptic displayport extenders/converters?
11:38 < zeph1rus> how far are you going?
11:39 < Trapdoor> variable length, could be 20m could be 10m
11:39 < Trapdoor> 100m*
11:39 < Trapdoor> It's an install on a ship with loads of electromagnetic noise
11:40 < zeph1rus> have you considered converting to SDI? it's sheilded and should get you those distances
11:41 < genr8_> shiploads of it
11:42 < Trapdoor> Haven't looked into SDI no
11:42 < Trapdoor> Specifically DP to SDI and SDI to DP converters?
11:42 < togen> SDI is a bitch cause its 59.99fps and everything else is 60fps
11:43 < Trapdoor> Two blades in a VRTX chassis with W7000 GPUs, they'll be displaying a desktop, graphs, excel documents etc
11:44 < Trapdoor> Nothing too fancy
11:44 < togen> Trapdoor: if its a ship, use fiber optic unless you have tight corners to work around
11:45 < Trapdoor> Yea, my problem is whether I should buy cables or converters
11:45 < Trapdoor> https://www.dvigear.com/cables-dp-fo.html I can get these things and they're fairly cheap
11:46 < togen> as long as the ships can carry spares, it should be fine
11:46 < Trapdoor> I think you're right, the alternative is using extenders/converters and those are expensive
11:47 < Trapdoor> I can get a 20m cable for ~$850 and a converter is gonna be twice that
11:47 < Trapdoor> I need 6
11:47 < togen> that should be fine
11:47 < togen> this is maritime, not residential stuff
11:48 < Trapdoor> Well it's oil industry so price isn't a problem really
11:48 < togen> exactly
11:48 < togen> tbh i would look at something more highend/robust
11:48 < togen> even at cost
11:48 < togen> time in dock = $$$
11:49 < Trapdoor> ~$50k a day
11:49 < Trapdoor> Fuck the cables, I should get the extenders
11:49 < Trapdoor> We
11:49 < Trapdoor> We've got plenty of fiber, we don't have plenty of displayport fiber cables
11:50 < togen> well, it there is something modular that can plug and play with existing fiber, go with that
11:50 < togen> cause you run something like a 4 core fiber and allows redundancy/expansion
11:51 < Trapdoor> https://www.amazon.com/Gefen-EXT-DP-CP-2FO-DisplayPort-Extender-Cables/dp/B01LZKDDAV
11:51 < Trapdoor> Yea, we run 4-core military sm fiber
11:51 < Trapdoor> I could probably get a roll of mm fiber too
11:53 < Trapdoor> Man, if my monitors did daisy chain I could get away with just using one extender
12:23 < undies> i want all the asian girls on my dick
12:31 < Trapdoor> is wanting all the asian girls on ones dick a bannable offense?
12:31 < ihre> you have yellow fever?
12:31 < Trapdoor> not really?
12:31 < ihre> not you Trapdoor
12:31 < ihre> undies
12:31 < Trapdoor> well he was k-lined
12:32 < ihre> meh i'm filtering out parts/kicks n shit, didnt see :D
12:32 < Trapdoor> that sounds... disruptive
12:34 < ihre> its the other way around, seeing people join/leave once every minute which is disruptive, or a netsplit or w/e :P
12:38 < Trapdoor> hey ihre when's the best time to go to the dentist?
12:38 < Trapdoor> 2:30
12:39 < ihre> as early as possible
12:39 < FenJai__> ^
12:39 < Trapdoor> nah it's obviously 2:30
12:39 < ihre> depends on the appointment tho, just a checkup is fine in the afternoon, but if you're gonna get anesthesia, 8am.
12:40 < Trapdoor> 2:30
12:40 < Trapdoor> tooth hurt-y
12:40 < FenJai> 2:30 is booked. Only opening we have is 3 weeks from now -every english dentist atm
12:40 < ihre> thanks for reminding me to make an appointment ;p
12:40 < Trapdoor> any time
12:40 < Trapdoor> make sure to get an appointment at tooth hurt-y
12:43 < ihre> need to find a new dentist, dont like that ;_;
12:55 < FenJai> Finding a new dentist sucks. How do you choose ?
12:57 < ihre> no idea? yelp reviews? :P
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13:00 < fluffypillows> iam noah
13:00 < fluffypillows> no ur mom did
13:00 < FenJai> *ignore*
13:00 < fluffypillows> by smoking crack while boob-feeding you
13:05 < Church-> Morning folks.
13:05 < Hatsjoe> sup Church-
13:06 < Church-> Finishing a basic python competency exam. Then I have a chat over hangouts someting in the coming days and if that works a face to face meeting in manhattan next week.
13:06 < Church-> Booh, I need to shave, might need to trim my hair too.
13:06 < fluffypillows> breasts are amazing
13:06 < Church-> Sigh, troll go the fuck away.
13:07 < fluffypillows> no, you go away nigger
13:07 < fluffypillows> i am staying right here because i am privileged to do so
13:08 < Church-> Ops can we kick the arseloch over here?
13:08 < meowschwitz> trolling has declined over the years
13:08 < meowschwitz> is sad
13:08 < Church-> Quiet a bi,
13:08 < Hatsjoe> Church-: just put the trolls on ignore, works for me
13:09 < Hatsjoe> They can troll all they want, not seeing a single message
13:09 < meowschwitz> there should be a trolling school or something
13:09 < meowschwitz> I mean if you are doing it then put your heart to it
13:09 < ihre> well there is, but grade everybody 5/7 to make them feel good
13:09 < ihre> they grade *
13:10 < Hatsjoe> 5/7 with rice *
13:11 < Church-> Oh yeah, I forget about the ignore command.
13:11 < Church-> lol
13:29 < ceofreak> Fuarrrrrrrrrrrrrrk
13:31 < ihre> is that your mating call ceofreak?
13:32 < ceofreak> Yessir
13:32 < ceofreak> Ihre I was trying to summon you before
13:32 < ihre> when?
13:32 < ceofreak> You said Zabbix + Grafana is the shit right?
13:32 < ceofreak> Morning
13:33 < ihre> yeah i like zabbix + grafana, although setting up some useful dashboards can be a pain in the ass
13:33 < ceofreak> I think I try to spin up a free tier on AWS and try to get it running up there
13:33 < ceofreak> nice little project
13:33 < ihre> http://play.grafana-zabbix.org/d/000000003/grafana-zabbix-demo?orgId=2
13:34 < ceofreak> Grafana is a addon for Zabbix I recon
13:34 < ihre> you could easily do that on a local vm as well
13:34 < ihre> grafana is a seperate application
13:34 < ihre> for graphing based on 'datasources'
13:34 < ihre> in this case zabbix is the datasource
13:35 < ceofreak> ahhhok
13:35 < ceofreak> both open source?
13:35 < ihre> so you need to install zabbix server, agent, grafana + zabbix grafana datasource, then let grafana connect to the zabbix api to poll for data and it'll graph it
13:35 < ihre> yes
13:35 < ihre> both have commercial support available if you want
13:35 < ceofreak> sounds cool I think I'll give it a go
13:35 < ceofreak> Anything speaking against running it on AWS?
13:36 < ihre> not at all, just set it up on a private subnet and either use a bastion host or an elb to access it, unless you dont give a fuck :D
13:36 < ceofreak> yeah I got it on private VPC
13:36 < ceofreak> *will put it on a
13:37 < ceofreak> mom brb my person is required
13:37 < ceofreak> fuck
13:43 < ceofreak> fucking assholes, what do they think I do here? IT Support?
13:45 < ihre> https://i.imgur.com/JNR0ZwX.png
13:46 < jaelae> coworker ignored me when i told him not to patch KB408878 because a bunch of servers lost their static nic
13:46 < jaelae> and he just patched prod
13:46 < JPT> So ... now prod is down?
13:47 < jaelae> pagerduty kicked off at 5am to whoever was on call
13:47 < jaelae> and he had to scramble to sse why servers lost their ip
13:47 < jaelae> domain controllers and a few other important ones but all got resolved before start of the day but still
13:47 < JPT> Let's hope someone learned a lesson
13:48 < jaelae> yea but i pointed it out weeks ago. im a bit disappointed. Theres even a KB that got released to fix it
13:48 < JPT> :|
13:49 < JPT> Today, i had to call off a presentation at a conference, because half of my project group decided there is more important stuff to do in their personal life instead of attending to an even that was known months in advance.
13:49 < JPT> *event
13:52 < ceofreak> Ihre how was the weeken
13:52 < ceofreak> 'd
13:52 < ihre> ceofreak: not that bad, atleast, for me :p planned to go to munster but didnt in the end, and dont think that was a bad call :P
13:53 < ceofreak> oh
13:53 < ceofreak> the fuck you want there
13:53 < ihre> sunday spent digging for some records at a local market
13:53 < ihre> planned to go to a concert, but public transport Sucks dick
13:53 < ceofreak> Like, venyl?
13:53 < ihre> was supposed to start at 2300, last train back is 0008 :p
13:53 < ihre> yep
13:53 < ceofreak> rofl
13:54 < ceofreak> great connection
13:54 < ceofreak> welcome to germany
13:54 < ihre> the concert was moved to the 14th tho, hope to either find an airbnb or rent a car or w/e
13:55 < Wannabejrsysadm> YES GUYS I FIXED THE PRINTER POLICIES :D
13:55 < Wannabejrsysadm> i'm so happy ^.^
13:55 < ceofreak> Donate bitcoin happy?
13:56 < ihre> hbu? climbed some alps and tanked erdingers?
13:56 < ceofreak> Clos
13:56 < ceofreak> Close
13:56 < Wannabejrsysadm> https://blogs.technet.microsoft.com/askds/2016/06/22/deploying-group-policy-security-update-ms16-072-kb3163622/
13:56 < Wannabejrsysadm> this was the issue
13:56 < Wannabejrsysadm> the previous sysadmin removed Authenticated Users
13:56 < ceofreak> Been on a bike trip along the river whole saturday. Having a book and some Swampgrass with me
13:56 < ihre> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PcRyjkYdDxM
13:56 <+layer-eight> YouTube Konis Hupen by 2009-09-27T19:53:26.000Z (duration: 3:12) on Mon Sep 28 02:53:26 UTC 2009, 2009-09-27T19:53:26.000Z views
13:56 < Wannabejrsysadm> the update came he just added domaincomputer to every printergpo instead of fixing it
13:57 < ihre> swampgrass ? :O
13:57 < ceofreak> Yes the stuff Gandalf is smoking
13:57 < Wannabejrsysadm> W33D
13:57 < ceofreak> Tremendously relaxing weekend for me
13:58 < ceofreak> Evening some extended overwatch session
13:58 < ceofreak> Could be like this all the time
14:00 <+giant_it_burrit> good morning kids
14:01 < ceofreak> sup burrito
14:04 < estranger> Lol swampgrass
14:06 < estranger> Is it Friday yet? Still God damn cold out
14:07 < estranger> Speaking of schmucks
14:07  * estranger high fives vinrock 
14:08 < vinrock> WAZZZZUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPP
14:08 < estranger> You know, living the dream
14:08 < vinrock> i hear that
14:08 < vinrock> do you get into the office at the asscrack of dawn or work from home
14:09 < estranger> I wfh, I'm still in my undies
14:09 < vinrock> ah nice
14:09 <@cryptic1> morning
14:10 < vinrock> sup cryptic
14:10 < estranger> I'm on the couch watching news and drinking coffee
14:10 < vinrock> i bought a breakfast burrito from 7-11 this morning
14:10 < vinrock> gona hate myself pretty soon
14:10 < estranger> Nice man
14:16 < miggyb> Anyone here use the aws commands from the terminal? I'm trying to get a list of all the regions to show all our databases, but `aws rds describe-source-regions` doesn't show eu-west-1 for some reason O_o
14:18 < Church-> Alright, got a hangouts chat later, and then a face to face next week if all goes well.
14:21 < ceofreak> What would be the best way to automatically run a python script at a certain time every day? I want to use it to delete a folder on a network printer.
14:21 < vinrock> cron
14:21 < ceofreak> Wizard
14:21 < ceofreak> thanks
14:21 < ceofreak> all i need to know
14:21 < vinrock> word up
14:22 < ihre> miggyb: it only works for the region in your current profile iirc, maybe a loop over all existing regions and then call describe-source-regions in that loop
14:22 < ihre> https://github.com/aws/aws-cli/issues/1777#issuecomment-284262414
14:22 < ceofreak> vinrock: what editor is good to create scripts in python on linux cmdline
14:22 < ihre> something like that
14:23 < ihre> pycharm :<
14:23 < vinrock> not sure, i use vi for everything bash
14:23 < vinrock> notepad++ in winders
14:23 < ceofreak> k
14:23 < ceofreak> pycharm
14:23 < ceofreak> yeah i probably use notepad++ and just upload it
14:23 < vinrock> yeah scripting n shit ill do it in notepad++ for the syntax highlighting then just copy n paste into vi
14:24 < ihre> check out if np++ has some linters and syntax checkers then
14:24 < ihre> for python that is *
14:24 < vinrock> yeah it does
14:24 < ceofreak> jup
14:24 < ihre> https://www.jetbrains.com/pycharm/download/#section=linux
14:24 < ceofreak> I just used atom but I actually dont like it
14:24 < ihre> they have a free/community version
14:25 < ceofreak> ty
14:26 < miggyb> ihre: that's for ec2 though, trying to do the same thing for the rds service
14:26 < ceofreak> Ihre: I wonder, if you set up a AWS free tier VM with the 30gb free tier hard drive and run out of space, let's say ubuntu 16.04, how hard is it to attach additional storage?
14:26 < ceofreak> In case you know
14:26 < ihre> miggyb: so replace aws ec2 with aws rds, the same probably applies?
14:26 < Hatsjoe> Can vouch for pycharm, its great.. Personally use vim more often though
14:26 < ihre> works if youre on nix/mac Hatsjoe :p
14:27 < ihre> vim on windows seems like a pain in the ass ^^
14:27 < miggyb> ihre: the command I tried originally was with `aws rds` :P
14:27 < Hatsjoe> Of course I'm on *nix you silly boy
14:27 < ihre> you are, ceofreak isnt
14:27 < vinrock> you guys ever use korn shell
14:27 < Hatsjoe> Then ceofreak needs to up his game and get his ass on *nix
14:27 < vinrock> it's weird af
14:27 < ceofreak> what
14:27 < vinrock> like bash mixed with vi
14:27 < ihre> miggyb: so loop over the same regions with aws rds :P
14:27 < Hatsjoe> ceofreak: arch + i3, come on to the dark side :)
14:27 < ceofreak> Now it's like you talk egyptian
14:27 < ceofreak> fuk
14:28 < ihre> before each call export aws_default_region :P
14:28 < ceofreak> slow the fuck down, i just created my first python script to automatically delete files, let me celebrate for a bit
14:28 < ceofreak> Ok, over.
14:29 < miggyb> ihre: the `describe-db-regions` subcommand is supposed to show all database regions but it doesn't. Specifically it doesn't list a region that we're using
14:29 < miggyb> just hoping someone else could try it out here and see if they see the same thing
14:29 < miggyb> or if something went really fucky on my side
14:31 < ihre> odd, aws rds describe-source-regions | jq . | curl -F 'f:1=<-' ix.io -> http://ix.io/17t0
14:31 < ceofreak> Ihre
14:32 < ceofreak> did you catch my question with the hard drives
14:32 <+giant_it_burrit> if my users didnt hate me before today, they will soon
14:32 <+giant_it_burrit> haHA
14:32 < ihre> heh jq doesnt really help there but the color is on my term is nice :^)
14:32 < ihre> ceofreak: well, you should always be able to attach another ebs volume, im not sure about the free tier and ebs though
14:33 < ihre> ebs is just another block device, which you then just mount on whatever dir you want
14:33 < ceofreak> Doesnt matter
14:33 < ceofreak> if it starts to cost something after that
14:33 < ceofreak> but generally how hard it is to extend a volume
14:33 < ceofreak> i see
14:33 < tsarbomba> well hello
14:35 < ihre> ceofreak: and you are able to resize the original volume too, but then you need to resize the fs as well, which Sucks
14:35 < ihre> unless you have lvm
14:35 < ihre> which you probably wont since its not default for the basic ami's IIRC
14:41 < L3gacy> Good morning, Sysadmins!
14:42 < ceofreak> Ihre: yea I had to do this once fuck that
14:42 < ihre> miggyb: can you list other resources in eu-west-1 then?
14:42  * L3gacy slides ceofreak a bacon sriracha mayo burger
14:42 < ceofreak> damn son
14:42 < ceofreak> Don't make me horny
14:44 < L3gacy> too late
14:44 < L3gacy> Blackened cajun burger, at that
14:44  * L3gacy noms
14:44 < ceofreak> stop this
14:45 < L3gacy> I'm about to make changes in prod
14:45 < miggyb> ihre: I can see other regions just not my own. I’ll try outputting json though (afk right now)
14:45 < miggyb> Thanks for the info!
14:47 < ihre> miggyb: fwiw, you can export all your iam permissions w/ 'aws iam get-account-authorization-details > output.json', see if it contains a condition which limits you to specific regions
14:47 < miggyb> Will check that out too
14:48 < ihre> gl :)P
14:53 < Nightcinder> http://metro.co.uk/2018/04/09/man-team-killed-virtually-teabagged-female-journalist-shocking-game-rampage-7452093/amp/
14:53 < tsarbomba> alternate headline: autists love vidyagames
14:54 < Nightcinder> SHOCKING IN GAME RAMPAGE
14:54 < tsarbomba> "click here for a list of the top ten gaming incidents"
14:55 < Nightcinder> The journalist who suffered this simulated sex act appears to be Amanda Farough, a self-professed feminist who once worked for Mic.
14:55 < Nightcinder> i am shocked
14:58 < ihre> so they played a game together, she died in game and was teabagged by the player who killed her ... in game ? :D
15:02 < miggyb> ihre: nah, couldn't find anything with IAM limiting a region (at least with a quick glance and even quicker Ctrl-F). I'll try this command again in a couple of days and put submit an issue... somewhere if it keeps happening. Thanks again!
15:05 <+giant_it_burrit> whats a similie for assume such as if you dont reply we will take it as you have done something
15:05 <+giant_it_burrit> like if user doesnt reply to this email we will assume you did your fucking job
15:06 <+MillerBOSS> Well goodbye
15:08 < estranger> how do I make a little (1) footnote style character in google sheets?
15:08 < vavkamil> I have synology NAS, port forwarding for port 445, but I can't map shared folder from outsite of network
15:09 <+MillerBOSS> Are we ready for 1pm?
15:10 < Nightcinder> what is 1pm
15:11 <+MillerBOSS> See if we can get any congressman to grill Zuckerberg
15:11 < GrandWizardZippy> irb
15:11 < Nightcinder> meh
15:11 < GrandWizardZippy> how goes it all
15:12 < McDonaldsWiFi> s/Zuckerberg/Fuckerberg
15:12 <+layer-eight> MillerBOSS meant: "See if we can get any congressman to grill Fuckerberg"
15:12 < McDonaldsWiFi> we all signed that EULA
15:12 < McDonaldsWiFi> court can't do shit
15:12 < GreyKite> McDonaldsWiFi: I didn't
15:12 < GreyKite> I don't have a facebook
15:12 < McDonaldsWiFi> GreyKite: no FB?
15:12 < McDonaldsWiFi> niceeee
15:12 < GreyKite> I still have a shadow account though
15:12 < McDonaldsWiFi> workin on going social media free lol
15:13 < GreyKite> I'm there
15:13 < arlion> Good Morning
15:13 < McDonaldsWiFi> GreyKite: I keep instagram around.. but that's not for bikini pics I promise
15:13 < JFDkthx> morning you fucks
15:13 < McDonaldsWiFi> JFDkthx: hi
15:14 < JFDkthx> heya
15:14 < GreyKite> JFDkthx: fuck you mornings
15:14 < JFDkthx> GreyKite: thats what im saying
15:14 < JFDkthx> im sick everymorning from the shit i eat the day prior. it's like im a perpetually pregnant pooper
15:15 < arlion> Good Morning. May the coffee be strong.
15:15 < GreyKite> JFDkthx: maybe don't eat shit? I don't know
15:15 < tenthshift> I'm too addicted to arguing with people on facebook
15:16 < tenthshift> it truly adds nothing good to my life, but those political groups, with a dash of finding out about tours and new albums for bands I like
15:16 < tenthshift> it's hard to quit
15:16 < asimon> Good morning my friends
15:16 < JFDkthx> GreyKite: but how will i keep the figure of a Q U I N T E S S E N T I A L  G A M E R
15:16 < JFDkthx> if i dont eat shit
15:16 < tenthshift> morning asimon
15:17 < tenthshift> morning arlion
15:17 <+MillerBOSS> JFDkthx 👉 You eat shit for breakfast?
15:17 < JFDkthx> no.
15:17 < tenthshift> If you season it right, it's not so bad
15:17 < JFDkthx> i had corn beef hash, 1 egg, 1 sausage, and 2 french toasts
15:17 <+MillerBOSS> tenthshift knows whats up
15:17 < tsarbomba> STAHP
15:18 <+MillerBOSS> I had spaghetti
15:18 <+MillerBOSS> With meat balls
15:18 < tenthshift> I don't eat breakfast
15:18 <+MillerBOSS> tsarbomba is having another stroke
15:18 < JFDkthx> tenthshift: its the most important meal of the day sir
15:18 < JFDkthx> you gotta eat it
15:18 < tsarbomba> STAHP, RAHN
15:18 < tenthshift> JFDkthx you are correct sir
15:18 < tenthshift> but I don't do mornings well enough to wake up in time to make it
15:19 < tenthshift> I eat a snack at my desk shortly after arrival, which I guess is breakfast
15:19 < JFDkthx> quit your job, and work somewhere with a full cafeteria
15:19 < tenthshift> I could always go into healthcare IT
15:19 < tenthshift> eat at the hospital cafeteria
15:19 < Reverend> jesus no
15:19 < GreyKite> JFDkthx: I find that the figure of a gamer is a slow painful death
15:19 < Reverend> don';t do it tenthshift
15:19 < tenthshift> and enjoy the egos and all the best technology of 15 years ago
15:19 < Reverend> healthcare IT is basically 20 years in the past
15:19 < Reverend> hahaha
15:19 < JFDkthx> GreyKite: you act like everyone else doesnt die at the age of 80 already
15:19 < estranger> doing my best to fix that!
15:20 < JFDkthx> how much slower could it get
15:20 < Reverend> estranger do better pl0x
15:20 < GreyKite> JFDkthx: I'm in enough pain in my knees, I don't need extra weight on them
15:20 <+MillerBOSS> Still on Office XP?
15:20 < estranger> trying my friend :)
15:20 < JFDkthx> GreyKite: just because im a gamer doesnt mean im fat.
15:20  * tsarbomba locks millerboss in a trunk
15:21 < JFDkthx> GreyKite: granted i dont work out anymore because fuck putting forth effort.
15:22 < JFDkthx> 73: Actions::Pulp::Repository::CopyRpm (skipping) [ 2417.82s / 2.05s ]
15:22 < JFDkthx> seems like that skip is taking a while.
15:22 <+MillerBOSS> But I am already in the trunk
15:22 < JFDkthx> s/trunk/closet
15:22 <+layer-eight> MillerBOSS meant: "But I am already in the closet"
15:22 <+MillerBOSS> Trunk in the closet
15:24 < GrandWizardZippy> .bofh
15:24 <+layer-eight> GrandWizardZippy, BOFH says: Your mail is being routed through Germany ... and they're censoring us.
15:25 < hxcsp> i could eat a whole package of bacon for breakfast
15:25 < hxcsp> just because its bacon
15:25 < ihre> https://ngrok.com/ thats neat
15:26 <+MillerBOSS> https://www.techmeme.com/180410/p6#a180410p6 FIDO Alliance and W3C announce WebAuthn, a new open standard for password-free logins, currently supported in Firefox, and to be supported in Chrome and Edge
15:27 < JFDkthx> i dont have a fucking dvi cable in my server room
15:27 < JFDkthx> kyll me
15:28 < hxcsp> but i bet you have like 10 adapters of some sort that you dont need
15:29 < ihre> JFDkthx: since when do servers have dvi output ? :|
15:31 <+MillerBOSS> I was thinking the same thing ihre
15:32 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> ihre, when nerds put video cards in them to game on.
15:33 < ihre> then they still have vga onboard ..?
15:34 < Sousapro> 8mb of power
15:35 < ihre> enough for a console
15:35 < Sousapro> most server graphics are 20 year old chips bodged into the motherboard
15:35 < Trapdoor> <ihre> JFDkthx: since when do servers have dvi output ? :|
15:35 < Trapdoor> my server has 12x displayport outputs
15:35 < Sousapro> if you have multiple VMs that need to hit one SMB share and they don't use domain credentials, how would you grant access to the data?
15:36 < Trapdoor> make them use domain credentials
15:36 < Sousapro> Trapdoor: that would be ideal
15:36 < Trapdoor> thanks
15:36 < Heresiarch> is the SMB source on a domain?
15:36 <+MillerBOSS> lol
15:36 < Sousapro> Trapdoor: however (comma), that's not going to work out
15:36 < Sousapro> Heresiarch: yes
15:37 < Heresiarch> then have the non-domain boxes use domain credentials to access, and save them.
15:37 < Trapdoor> you could always set up a linux server to mount the smb share, and then share i tto the VMs with nfs?
15:37 < Trapdoor> it to*
15:37 < onenerdyguy> So, anyone have time for a Microsoft question?
15:37 <+MillerBOSS> Microsoft talk is not allowed here
15:37 < Trapdoor> always, onenerdyguy
15:37 < Sousapro> heresiarch: that's what I was thinking. how would you save them, especially if it's a testing/QA environment that gets blown up constantly? log in scripts?
15:37 <@Code_Man65> Sousapro:  What OS are the machines running?
15:38 < Sousapro> w10
15:38 < Trapdoor> Code_Man65, mac
15:38 < Heresiarch> Sousapro: probably.
15:38 < JFDkthx> ihre: also to be fair, we do have gpu clusters. those technically have dvi display and hdmi
15:38 < Trapdoor> a whole bunch of osx VMs
15:38 < Sousapro> Trapdoor: I like the trashcan mac rack mounts lol
15:38 < JFDkthx> but this isnt a server but a workstation someone wants me to put linux on. i need the mac from it.
15:38 <@Code_Man65> Sousapro:  Personally, I'd have the sandbox build/teardown steps include binding to the domain and removing from the domain
15:38 < Heresiarch> Sousapro: though if it's a testing/QA env, I'd see if I could roll in a CM to join them to the domain...
15:39 < Sousapro> Code_Man65: that's really not a bad idea
15:39 < Trapdoor> Sousapro, anything but xserve
15:39 < Sousapro> Trapdoor: mac mini rack mounts
15:39 <+giant_it_burrit> whats a simile for assume such as if you dont reply we will take it as you have done something
15:39 <+giant_it_burrit>  like if user doesnt reply to this email we will assume you did your fucking job
15:39 < Trapdoor> Sousapro, http://shermanikk.net/images/xserve.jpg
15:39 < Sousapro> yeah, I think that might be the cleanest way Heresiarch Code_Man65 . thanks guys
15:39 <+MillerBOSS> They look a little bench in the middle Trapdoor
15:40 < Trapdoor> MillerBOSS, they changed everything
15:40 < Trapdoor> again
15:40 <@mistiry> good morning
15:40 < Trapdoor> aight look sharp everyone
15:40 < Trapdoor> mistiry's here
15:41 <@cryptic1> thats not all
15:41 <@cryptic1> BANTS are free
15:41 < Trapdoor> oh shit
15:41 <@cryptic1> only way to have them removed are through lootcrate purchases
15:42 < DomLS3> lootcrates ae fake news
15:42 < JFDkthx> cryptic1: good thing im broke. i would like to gift one bant to McDonaldsWiFi
15:42 < DomLS3> are
15:42 <+MillerBOSS>  /msg cryptic1 purchase 1 lootcrate
15:42 < JFDkthx> s/McDonaldsWiFi/DomLS3
15:42 <+layer-eight> JFDkthx meant: "cryptic1: good thing im broke. i would like to gift one bant to DomLS3"
15:42 < Trapdoor> http://www.guru3d.com/articles-pages/gigabyte-geforce-gtx-680-soc-review,1.html can someone explain this please?
15:42 < McDonaldsWiFi> JFDkthx: I do not accept this gift
15:42 < DomLS3> ^
15:42 < McDonaldsWiFi> JFDkthx: I wanted a diamond ring
15:42 <@mistiry> the new #reddit-sysadmin DLC will be out this week, you get an exotic unlockable if you preorder
15:42 < DomLS3> Banting DomLS3 would not be good for this channel
15:42 <+giant_it_burrit> Trapdoor: its an old card
15:42 < JFDkthx> pdn
15:42 < McDonaldsWiFi> JFDkthx: is this how you treat a lady
15:43 < Trapdoor> giant_it_burrit, that has got to be one of the loudest cards ever made
15:43 <+giant_it_burrit> trapdoor what do you think
15:43 < JFDkthx> ugh
15:43 < Trapdoor> giant_it_burrit, imagine having an old procurve switch permanently mounted in your desktop computer
15:43 < Trapdoor> that's what it'd sound like
15:43 < Heresiarch> Trapdoor: six years ago called, they said that 80mm fans are still a little impractical for gfx cards.
15:43 < JFDkthx> i dont want to waste a dvd on a 50mb file
15:43 < JFDkthx> fuck
15:44 <@mistiry> you still burn dvds?
15:44 < tapoxi> its a doggy dog world
15:44 < JFDkthx> mistiry: yes.
15:44 < corn266> Is anyone else having issues with laptops containing dedicated GPUs and Win10 not using the GPU for display?
15:44 < Trapdoor> digital video disc
15:44 <@cryptic1> O_o
15:44 <@mistiry> feelsbadman
15:44 < JFDkthx> mistiry: the way our corpie network is set up. i cant do dhcp for building servers.
15:45  * A-KO sighs
15:45 < JFDkthx> for servers it isnt an issue but for this workstation, it doesnt have a drac. so i burn a little disk and katello picks it up
15:45 <@mistiry> just start giving out statics like oprah...."you get a static, and YOU get a static"
15:46 <+A-KO> cryptic1 ping
15:46 < Trapdoor> JFDkthx, is usb not an alternative?
15:46 < DrGibby|> mistiry: cAN I HAVE MY +V BACK PLS
15:46 < DrGibby|> ALSO HAI
15:46 < Trapdoor> can I have DrGibby|'s +v?
15:46 < DrGibby|> :(
15:46 < JFDkthx> Trapdoor: it is. but no usbs. security and all.
15:46 <+MillerBOSS> YES YOU CAN DRGIBBY|
15:46 < Trapdoor> JFDkthx...
15:46 <+MillerBOSS> MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
15:46 < JFDkthx> i think they are disabling all removeable media this week.
15:47 < JFDkthx> corp man
15:47 < DrGibby|> THANK YOU MILLERboss
15:47 < JFDkthx> i dont make the rules
15:47 < JFDkthx> i just have to play in their sandbox.
15:47 < DrGibby|> D:
15:47 < Trapdoor> JFDkthx, are they disabling all removable media options?
15:47 <@mistiry> JFDkthx: technically....a dvd is removable media
15:47 <+MillerBOSS> I want to do that JFDkthx but hell its a bitch whitelisting everything
15:47 < Trapdoor> DVD is a very removable media
15:47 <+MillerBOSS> So is a keyboard and mouse
15:47 <@mistiry> those arent media tho
15:47 <@mistiry> those are peripherals
15:47 <+A-KO> god I wish I could talk about some of the shit I deal with :(
15:47 <+A-KO> it sucks
15:47 <+MillerBOSS> Well in terms of whitelistings
15:47 < JFDkthx> mistiry: i know, im hoping this works
15:47 < Trapdoor> mistiry, you can still unplug the keyboard and mouse and plug in a removable media
15:47 <@mistiry> A-KO: NDA?
15:47 < DomLS3> maaane
15:48 < DomLS3> where my +v at
15:48 < Trapdoor> JFDkthx, how the fuck are you expected to install anything on these systems?
15:48 <+A-KO> yeah :(
15:48 < DomLS3> should have had that shit for 30 days
15:48 < JFDkthx> MillerBOSS: thats why you just add people to a group
15:48 <+MillerBOSS> Its up your ass DomLS3
15:48 <@mistiry> A-KO: been there :(
15:48 < DomLS3> instead I got it for 1 1/2
15:48 < DomLS3> :(
15:48 <+A-KO> I mean I can talk in general terms-ish
15:48 < Trapdoor> JFDkthx, you're not allowed to use DHCP, you can't use removable media
15:48 <+A-KO> but I can't give any specifics
15:48 < corn266> Idea for USB sticks; have a program that listens on USB ports and requests the media give an RSA key, and if the key is whitelisted then grant access to the device
15:48 <+A-KO> but IT Project Management is pissing me right the fuck off
15:48 < JFDkthx> Trapdoor: i mean as far as software goes most stuff nowadays is online.
15:48 <+A-KO> I would fire every company's IT PMO
15:48 <@cryptic1> A-KO, pong
15:48 <+DomLS3> A-KO: As they generally do everywhere
15:48 <+DomLS3> :o
15:48 <+DomLS3> mistiry <3
15:48 < Trapdoor> yes JFDkthx but what if you need to install an OS?
15:48 < JFDkthx> i have kickstart?
15:49 <+DomLS3> Look DrGibby| we are important
15:49 <+DomLS3> ish
15:49 <+DrGibby|> :(
15:49 <+DrGibby|> oh sweet
15:49 <+DrGibby|> i got it :D
15:49 < Trapdoor> JFDkthx, how are you going to do network boot without dhcp?
15:49 <+DrGibby|> <3 mistiry
15:49 < JFDkthx> static ip
15:49 <+DrGibby|> u mai bae
15:49 <+DomLS3> uhh
15:49 < Trapdoor> pxe lets you set a static ip?
15:49 <+DomLS3> PXE relies on DHCP
15:50 <+DomLS3> you can't use a static
15:50 <@mistiry> i love how everyones like "voice is meaningless", but as soon as we take it away all i get is "can i haz +v plz kthx"
15:50 < JFDkthx> thats what the disk is for
15:50 < JFDkthx> you twats
15:50 < Trapdoor> mistiry, voice is useless
15:50 < Trapdoor> can I have it now?
15:50 < Trapdoor> JFDkthx, the disk is a removable device
15:50 <+DrGibby|> my logs look for +DrGibby|
15:50 < JFDkthx> holy oh fucking shit
15:50 < JFDkthx> your right
15:50 < JFDkthx> i forgot that it was
15:50 < JFDkthx> im fucked now
15:50 < JFDkthx> thanks Trapdoor
15:50 < Trapdoor> lol
15:51 < Trapdoor> any time JFDkthx, any time
15:52 < Jekotia> So... We have a Windows 98 PC that we can't get rid of because it's used to operate a piece of $10,000+ Audio Precision measurement hardware. Fuck finding Windows 98 USB drivers for modern USB storage. Samsung USB floppy disk reader doesn't seem to have drivers for Windows 7, 8, or 10. Thoughts?
15:52 < Hatter> a-ko: what issues do you have with PO's in general?
15:53 <+DrGibby|> oh... my god
15:53 < Trapdoor> JFDkthx, so what're you going to do now that you can't use a dvd?
15:53 <@mistiry> guys dont forget to smash that subscribe button and be sure to click the bell icon to get notified of new posts btw this post is sponsored by ShittyApp, i think shittyapp is great plz download it so they keep giving me money
15:53 < JFDkthx> Jekotia: share it out through samba
15:53 <+DomLS3> JFDkthx: you dumb as hell and need some milk
15:53 <+DrGibby|> mistiry: I want to buy one of your hand crafted loot boxes, where do I get them?
15:53 < Hatter> PM's I mean
15:53 < JFDkthx> make a modern linux server. attach it via network, mount usbs on that and share it out
15:53 <+DomLS3> DrGibby|: loot CRATE
15:53 <+DomLS3> not loot box
15:53 <+DomLS3> get it right
15:54 < estranger> lute box
15:54 <+DrGibby|> CLOSE ENOUGH
15:54 < JFDkthx> Trapdoor: DomLS3 you fucks. im burning a dvd rn. i said they are going to ban it. not that it is.
15:54 <+DrGibby|> YOU KNOW WHAT I MEANT
15:54 < Trapdoor> JFDkthx, what're you going to do after the ban it?
15:54 < JFDkthx> cry
15:54 <+DomLS3> JFDkthx: You will one day learn to listen to the smart people here
15:54 <+DrGibby|> there are smart people here?
15:54 < Jekotia> JFDkthx: Tried that. WIndows 98 networking is hell. It refuses to connect to any network shares. It seems to want to authenticate when you login to Windows. Evil can of worms
15:54 < Trapdoor> hi5 DomLS3
15:54 <@mistiry> DrGibby|: im giving it away to my 1 millionth subscriber so be sure to smash that subscribe button and click the bell icon to get notified of new posts btw this post is sponosred by ShittyApp plz download
15:54 <+DomLS3> Trapdoor: o/
15:54 < JFDkthx> DomLS3: even if you were smart, you didnt say anything
15:54  * Trapdoor misses
15:54 <+DrGibby|> Jekotia: burn the driver to disk?
15:55 <+DomLS3> JFDkthx: I told you you can't PXE boot with a static
15:55 < JFDkthx> bruh
15:55 < Jekotia> DrGibby|: What driver though? :/
15:55 < JFDkthx> i know this.
15:55 <+DrGibby|> oh
15:55 <+DomLS3> JFDkthx: Then hush up child
15:55 <+DomLS3> The geniuses have spoken
15:55 <+DrGibby|> what are you trying to put on the computer, Jekotia?
15:55 <+A-KO> the fuck?
15:55 < JFDkthx> thats what the fucking disk is for. it the config settings so it can kickstart itself
15:55 < JFDkthx> you think i dont know that.
15:55 <@JollyRgrs> DomLS3: you can, too
15:55 < Jekotia> DrGibby|: The engineer using it needs to be able to move measurement data too and from the Windows 98 PC
15:56 <@JollyRgrs> you gotta set static IP in the PXE config
15:56 <+DrGibby|> Jekotia: oh. Find an old FTP server then
15:56 <+DrGibby|> cuteFTP works on Win98
15:56 < estranger> FTP == banned
15:56 < JFDkthx> DomLS3: pull your fucking head out of your ass for once.
15:56 <+DrGibby|> s/FTP/sFTP
15:56 <+layer-eight> estranger meant: "sFTP == banned"
15:56 < Heresiarch> estranger: if only.
15:56 <+DomLS3> JollyRgrs: Wat?
15:56 < estranger> sftp is ok, standard ftp is utter trash
15:56 < estranger> its a trash protocol
15:56 < estranger> Heresiarch, one can dream!
15:57 <+DrGibby|> standard FTP == sFTP
15:57 <@JollyRgrs> DrGibby|: you said you can't PXE from a static
15:57 <@mistiry> no
15:57 < estranger> nope, try again
15:57 <@JollyRgrs> i sayz you can
15:57 < br14> tftp > *
15:57 <@mistiry> DrGibby|: standard ftp != sftp
15:57 <+DrGibby|> JollyRgrs: I said no such thing
15:57 <+DomLS3> JollyRgrs: You have to use ILO virtual media or something
15:57 <+DrGibby|> br14+++
15:57 <@JollyRgrs> DrGibby|: stop talking so you don't tab for DomLS3  :P
15:57 <@mistiry> vim > *
15:57 <+DrGibby|> NO
15:57 <+DomLS3> DrGibby|: rekt
15:57 <+DrGibby|> I WILL TALK MORE
15:57 < estranger> any protocol where the server opens an additional port for you to connect back into is a trash protocol
15:57 < estranger> im looking at you dcc, too
15:58 < shoh> fuck you cryptic1
15:58 <@JollyRgrs> DomLS3: no, in PXE you can usually hit Fx to get PXE settings and set a static IP to PXE boot from
15:58 <@JollyRgrs> just a PITA, but doable
15:58 < shoh> also fuck you JollyRgrs
15:58 <+DomLS3> JollyRgrs: But PXE is a form of DHCP
15:58 < shoh> you aint a pirate
15:58 <+DomLS3> JollyRgrs: Post an article that says you can do that
15:58 <@JollyRgrs> shoh: welcome back
15:59 <@mistiry> pxe is not a "form" of dhcp tho
15:59 <@mistiry> it USES dhcp, but its not a form of it
16:00 < shoh> ye, it just asks dhcp where da tftp box is for pxe
16:00 <@JollyRgrs> DomLS3: looking.... the only thing that i could be wrong about is if i ended up using dhcp reservations (which in that case, i'm wrong)
16:00 <@mistiry> what are you lookking for JollyRgrs?
16:01 <@JollyRgrs> mistiry: ability to set static IP in PXE agent
16:01 <+TuxedoJack> How the hell do the tier 1s not know about the Win10 Update Assistant
16:02 <+TuxedoJack> Seriously, the fuck
16:02 <+TuxedoJack> If shit ain't upgrading, run that in place of SURT
16:02 <@mistiry> hm..in the actual PXE env? i know you can do it if you set like a MAC reservation
16:02 <+DomLS3> a dhcp reservation would work I think.
16:02 < shoh> JollyRgrs: you mean, boot up da box and enter in an address for the PXE server?
16:02 <+DomLS3> most people probably set up a separate VLAN for stuff like that thoguh
16:02 < shoh> otherwise it would need to be reservartion
16:03 < shoh> also reservation
16:03 <+DomLS3> -1 lootcrate for JollyRgrs
16:03 <+DomLS3> :o
16:03 <@JollyRgrs> -10 loot bux for JollyRgrs
16:03 < Heresiarch> IIRC, most PXE agents are DHCP-only. I don't think you can set static on them.
16:03 <@mistiry> PXE gets other options in the dhcp lease not just IP, but most importantlt the TFTP address to pull the boot image from, if the PXE agent doesnt do DHCP it doesn't know where TFTP lives
16:04 <@JollyRgrs> Nightcinder: also most importantly is the file name to DL from TFTP
16:04 < estranger> dhcp gets pretty darn crazy once you dig in
16:04 < estranger> so much cool shit you can do w/ it
16:04 <@JollyRgrs> estranger: you prefer cool shit or hot shit?
16:04 <@JollyRgrs> cool shit sounds like old news
16:04 <@JollyRgrs> you want that hot squishy shit
16:04 < estranger> yer shit
16:04 <@mistiry> ....and with that...its back to work
16:04 <@mistiry> :)
16:05 < shoh> JollyRgrs: why do you care about setting it static?
16:05 < shoh> Just do it after
16:06 < shoh> Sounds like you're trying to work around a poorly set up environment if you are worrying about this
16:12 < vinrock> https://i.imgur.com/nAhgO.jpg
16:13 <+AnonymooseReddtr> hey
16:13 < shoh> dank meme vinrock
16:13 <+DomLS3> vinrock: took the z06 to the track last week
16:13 < vinrock> nothing but the dankest of may mays
16:13 < vinrock> what ya run, slicks or stockers?
16:14 <+DomLS3> there were a ton of people there, and several wrecks so I was only able to get 1 god damn run in
16:14 <+DomLS3> I ran stock tires
16:14 < vinrock> aw
16:14 <+DomLS3> went 11.99 @ 118
16:14 < vinrock> not bad for first time down the track
16:14 <+AnonymooseReddtr> wreck the tires?
16:14 < shoh> cryptic1 r u dere
16:14 <+DomLS3> I gaurantee I can get that down to a low 11 with more seat time
16:14 < shoh> cryptic1 dis is bowlcut actual, come in
16:14 <+DomLS3> guarantee*
16:14 < vinrock> oh im sure
16:14 <+DomLS3> There were a few auto z06's running high 10's though
16:14 <+DomLS3> on street tires
16:14 <+DomLS3> so it's definitely doable
16:15 < vinrock> i think its cool the autos are quicker now but at the same time im kinda like
16:15 < vinrock> gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
16:15 <+DomLS3> I got my headers in yesterday
16:15 < vinrock> gotta get it cammed now
16:15 <+DomLS3> cold air intake and upper pulley coming in this week
16:15 <+DomLS3> sooner or later probably lol
16:15 < vinrock> needs that wub wub wub wub sound
16:16 < mkillebrew> Have you tried putting speed stripes and maybe flames on it?
16:16 < vinrock> he's already got 650hp that might be overdoing it
16:17 < vinrock> oh dom you gotta change your nick now
16:17 < vinrock> womp womp
16:17 < mkillebrew> eh, a new stock mustang gt is like 450 out of the factory
16:18 < mkillebrew> 650 would be amazing, like 40 years ago I guess
16:18 < vinrock> well after the smaller pulley and headers he's going to be over 700
16:18 < mkillebrew> neat
16:19 < grumplestiltzkin> good luck not smoking tires at every stoplight
16:19 < vinrock> if i had a car like that id be going through tires every 10k mi
16:20 < mkillebrew> you just... press of the gas less
16:22 < vinrock> where's the fun in that
16:22 < vinrock> gotta mae a u-turn, might as well make it a smokey u-turn
16:24 < mkillebrew> I think I may pump out nearly 100 HP
16:24 < Casteil> my car is utterly badass
16:24 < Casteil> all 175 horsepowahs
16:25 < Casteil> kidding.. AWD makes it pretty badass in the snow though
16:25 < mkillebrew> from 1600cc to 1776cc (MURICA!) with a 110 cam in it, has a nice lope to it at idle. no electronics or liquid cooling
16:26 < vinrock> wtf you driving a vw bug?
16:26 <+AnonymooseReddtr> vinrock - moped
16:26 < mkillebrew> well, I mean, distributor for spark and an electric starter, but I could just as easily push start it or wrap a cord on the wheel and do it like a lawmmower
16:26 < mkillebrew> yes actually, https://i.imgur.com/FqCTAjQ.jpg
16:26 < vinrock> hah nice
16:26 < vinrock> looks nice
16:27 < mkillebrew> a '76 super beetle, but with a '74 block to go back to carb and enlarged a bit for more powah
16:27 <+DomLS3> vinrock: Change to DomLT4 would be dumb
16:27 <+DomLS3> lol
16:27 < Casteil> heh
16:27 <+DomLS3> I like LS3 better
16:27 < vinrock> DomZ06 duh
16:27 <+DomLS3> I guess that could work too
16:28 <+DomLS3> but yeah after a tune and the mods I'm doing I'll be right around 700 rwhp
16:29 < khelpw> but the real question - what tires do you run?
16:29 <+AnonymooseReddtr> round ones
16:30 < Casteil> that much HP would just get me in trouble
16:30 < vinrock> I recently fell and gave myself a cartoon-like black eye. No permanent damage.
16:30 < vinrock> I called a buddy to joke with him about it, and his phone went to voicemail. Not uncommon, so I left a message.
16:30 < vinrock> After the first couple sentences, I mentioned that "I fell the other day and gifted myself with a big, beautiful black eye."
16:30 < vinrock> The speech-to-text converter on his messenger service translated that to him via text as:
16:30 < vinrock> "I fell the other day and gifted myself with a big, beautiful black guy."
16:30 < vinrock> He was more than a little bit confused.
16:30 < vinrock> oops
16:30 < mkillebrew> I paid more in tickets and surcharges than I paid for my Yamaha R1
16:31 < Casteil> hell even a ~400hp BMW M3 I drove once was dangerously easy to hit ludicrous speed in
16:31 < vinrock> M3's are magical
16:31 < khelpw> mkillebrew: well there's your problem. You stopped.
16:31 < khelpw> :D
16:31 < Casteil> freeway onramp? you're going 120mph before you get that feeling of pushing the limits that you normally get around 60 in a normal car lol
16:32 < Casteil> ok maybe not 120, but it's pretty easy to hit 100 on an onramp in an m3
16:32 < Casteil> and still feel well under control
16:32 < bobbeh> good morning nerds
16:33 < Casteil> https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/dd/BMW_M3_F80_57.jpg < God that is sexy
16:33  * Casteil jizzes in his pants
16:33 < bobbeh> how're y'all's bitcoin investments doing
16:33 <+DomLS3> khelpw: I'm on stock 335 SuperSports right now
16:33 < Casteil> only need an extra ~$30k a year before I could justify owning an m3 :X
16:33 < vinrock> buddy of mine bought an audi s6 and got the apr stage 2 tune good for 600hp, 10.9 in the 1/4mi.  i drove him to pick it up from the shop then we went looking to test it.  got onto the highway and floored it past some buy in a bmw X6 that was driving aggressively.  SOon as we pass I look down and we're at 140.
16:33 < bobbeh> looks prettypedestrian Casteil
16:33 <+AnonymooseReddtr> hmm
16:33 <+AnonymooseReddtr> audi would be fun
16:34 < khelpw> PSS are great street tires.
16:34 <+AnonymooseReddtr> i should get a new car
16:34 < vinrock> that car is a fuckin monster
16:34 < khelpw> I've gone the opposite route, DomLS3. FAR more grip than power. '11 wrx running semi slicks on basically stock power. just upgraded handling stuff.
16:34 <+DomLS3> khelpw: Mine spin through 3rd on the street lol
16:34 < khelpw> need some MTs
16:34 < khelpw> Gut, tub, and cage the bitch.
16:34 <+DomLS3> khelpw: Suspension and tires will make any car go much faster
16:35 < Casteil> if I cared to spend $50-70k on a car it'd probably be an M3
16:35 <+DomLS3> I know some guys with 450rwhp Camaros (5th gen... heavy and fat) running 10's
16:35 <+giant_it_burrit> my parking space is all that is standing between me and my new car
16:35 < khelpw> Doubly so when the only racing to do around here is autox.
16:35 <@killdash9> stickers are the cheapest way to ad HP
16:35 < vinrock> but no more SUUPEROOO DORIFTO with all dat grip
16:35 <+AnonymooseReddtr> i actually want a classic truck
16:35 < khelpw> spinnin ain't winnin.
16:35 <+DomLS3> I'd get some MTs but I don't want to run them on the street
16:35 < vinrock> i want a gmt400 ramp truck with a 12v cummins
16:35 < mkillebrew> khelpw: I didn't stop for all of them
16:35 < vinrock> bigass crew cab
16:35 <+DomLS3> and I don't go to the track enough to get them either really
16:36 <+DomLS3> I may go up to a 345 PSS and see how that does
16:36 < khelpw> IDK man, I got my giggles on the street in my early 20s
16:36 < vinrock> $$$$$$$$$$$$$$
16:37 < khelpw> I really should sell the subaru. I drive it like 2 or 3 days a month.
16:37 <+AnonymooseReddtr> vinrock naw
16:37 <+AnonymooseReddtr> i had a bigass crewcab
16:37 <+AnonymooseReddtr> i liked it a lot
16:37 <+AnonymooseReddtr> but it wasn't practical
16:37 < corn266> Does McAfee endpoint security scan flash drives when they're added to the machine?
16:37 < vinrock> oh well not for a daily driver
16:37 < mkillebrew> I mean when you're going 160 and you pass a cop and see lights come on but don't otherwise acknowledge it, probably the best for the both of us
16:37 < vinrock> for like, hauling toys around
16:37 <+AnonymooseReddtr> I want a 1960's C10 or something like that
16:37 < JFDkthx> khelpw: unless you need the space to eat out your lesbian girlfriend subarus are boring
16:37 < vinrock> 'im kinda intrigued by the idea of a ram srt-10
16:37 < vinrock> theyre pretty cheap now
16:37 < vinrock> convert it to 4wd
16:37 < mkillebrew> got tired of speed, now I just putt around comfortably
16:38 <+AnonymooseReddtr> vinrock ..
16:38 <+AnonymooseReddtr> ford raptor
16:38 < khelpw> JFDkthx: I disagree with the stipulation that subarus are boring...On the road.
16:38 < vinrock> man check out autotrader
16:38 < khelpw> put me on a cone course in a parking lot and it's plenty fun
16:38 < vinrock> tons of srt-10 rams for under 20k
16:38 < JFDkthx> sure sure
16:38 <+AnonymooseReddtr> vinrock..thats because its a f'n dodge product
16:38 < vinrock> well, yeah
16:38 <+AnonymooseReddtr> MOPAR - mostly old parts and rust
16:38 < vinrock> i know they're janky trucks but its got a viper v10
16:38 <+AnonymooseReddtr> holy shiat
16:38 <+AnonymooseReddtr> oh
16:39 <+AnonymooseReddtr> guess what guys
16:39 < vinrock> chickenbutt
16:39 < grumplestiltzkin> the 12v cummins is possibly the best turbodiesel ever - you jus thave to keep the truck from falling apart around it.
16:39 <+AnonymooseReddtr> I got approval to upgrade my HyperV cluster
16:39 < khelpw> JFDkthx: I won't deny that my girlfriends miata is way more fun on the street than my subaru
16:39 <+AnonymooseReddtr> 3x PowerEdge R640, each with 2x procs and 384gb of ram
16:39 <+AnonymooseReddtr> and a NetApp FAS2560
16:39 <+AnonymooseReddtr> with 72TB of space
16:39 <+AnonymooseReddtr> useable
16:39 <+AnonymooseReddtr> and new 10gbe switching
16:39 < Heresiarch> AnonymooseReddtr: notbad.jpg
16:39 < JFDkthx> khelpw: head lights go up headlights go down head lights go up headlights go down head lights go up headlights go down
16:39 < JFDkthx> track day bro!
16:39 < JFDkthx> hoosiers
16:40 <+AnonymooseReddtr> Heresiarch yea it should be awesome
16:40 < khelpw> Yeah. No.
16:40 < JFDkthx> never seen that vid?
16:40 <+AnonymooseReddtr> i've just gotta finish up the PO Req paperwork
16:40 < khelpw> Sure have. Hers isn't a track day bro kinda car.
16:40 < khelpw> too nice for it. bought with ~50k miles on it. Rare color, matching hard top etc.
16:40 < vinrock> im dyin to drive one of the new miatas
16:40 < JFDkthx> buddy had a "track miata"
16:40 < khelpw> vinrock: so do it
16:40 < vinrock> i dont fit in the old ones
16:40 < vinrock> dont know anyone who owns one
16:40 < JFDkthx> dealer?
16:40 < mkillebrew> I didn't know you were gay
16:40 < khelpw> vinrock: dealerships do.
16:40 < JFDkthx> they own bunches
16:40 < vinrock> i mean drive drive
16:41 < JFDkthx> yeah
16:41 < JFDkthx> dealers let you drive it
16:41 < khelpw> JFDkthx: they make great track cars. I've got a few friends with em. Considered building one myself.
16:41 < mkillebrew> I'm sure you'd look fabulous in a miata
16:41 < vinrock> idk around here they always have to come for the ride
16:41 < JFDkthx> thats fine
16:41 < khelpw> There's actually a drag mx5 for sale right now near me.
16:41 < vinrock> its cuz theyre all racists and im filipino
16:41 < JFDkthx> take it on the interstate.
16:41 < vinrock> i look like a stoned mexican
16:41 < khelpw> https://newyork.craigslist.org/lgi/cto/d/1990-maxda-miata-ls-swap/6553016808.html They're high af on that price tho
16:42 < vinrock> had to re-read that three times
16:42 < vinrock> definitely one zero too many
16:43 < khelpw> Lol, IDK about that but it definitely needs some stuff still.
16:44 < grumplestiltzkin> isnt a LS a little heavy for a miata?
16:45 < vinrock> they're actually real light
16:45 < vinrock> and low cg
16:45 < mal_will> anyone else seeing an issue with brother MFC-l5900's
16:45 <+AnonymooseReddtr> mal_will ... what sort of issue are you seeing
16:45 < hxcsp> besides the fact that printers are the devil
16:45 <+AnonymooseReddtr> brother printers are generally pretty rock solid
16:45 < vinrock> ^^
16:45 <+DomLS3> grumplestiltzkin: LS are light engines lo
16:45 <+AnonymooseReddtr> UNLESS you buy the cheap ones that are host based print drivers
16:45 < mal_will> not being able to print, scan, print from tray one or two, misprint to the wrong tray, etc
16:45 <+DomLS3> that's why people swap them into everything
16:45 <+AnonymooseReddtr> then they suck
16:45 <+AnonymooseReddtr> oh
16:45 <+AnonymooseReddtr> that sounds fun
16:45 < mal_will> basically all flavors of fuckery
16:45 <+DomLS3> There's tons of LS swap miatas, s2000s, etc
16:45 <+AnonymooseReddtr> yeah that sounds all sorts of fucked
16:45 < khelpw> Yeah, LS swaps are great for miatas. Doesn't affect Weight distro and more importantly the packaging of the engine makes it easy to fi tin
16:46 < mal_will> we have like 25 of them
16:46 < hxcsp> this is why you rent MFP's.  theyll just replace it in this case
16:46 <+DomLS3> Hell I saw an LS swapped Altima at a car show last week
16:46 < khelpw> well...relatively easy, compared to something like a ford 5.0
16:46 < grumplestiltzkin> khelpw: Its listed in NY, but says nassau(?)   that makes me think bahamas, which would make the price make sense
16:46 < khelpw> Nah, Nassau county NY.
16:46 < khelpw> lawn guy land.
16:46 < grumplestiltzkin> and then I learn about nassau , NY
16:46 < vinrock> mal_will any pc that prints to it having the same issues?
16:46 < vinrock> id reset to factory and if it keeps up id assume its a hw issue
16:46 < mal_will> some have differet issues. same printer
16:46 < hxcsp> they like the carribean in NY
16:46 < hxcsp> Nassau, Jamaica etc
16:47 <+AnonymooseReddtr> l8r all
16:47 < vinrock> (10:46:25 AM) DomLS3: Hell I saw an LS swapped Altima at a car show last week
16:47 < vinrock> did you smack the everliving shit out of him
16:47 < mal_will> but yeah, at least 2 dozen, across the US, only one me
16:47 <+DomLS3> vinrock: no I thought it was kind of cool lol. Ultimate sleeper
16:47 <+giant_it_burrit> grumplestiltzkin: whats is?
16:47 < vinrock> i loathe the thought of driving fwd vehicles
16:47 < grumplestiltzkin> wow. nassau , NY is *barely* inside NY
16:48 < vinrock> there's a good car scene in that area
16:48 <+giant_it_burrit> im part of it :)
16:48 < vinrock> one of the guys with the huge power srt jeeps is from that area
16:48 < vinrock> hes in all the older 1320 videos
16:48 <+giant_it_burrit> do you mean tim?
16:48 < vinrock> idk maybe
16:48 <+giant_it_burrit> grumplestiltzkin: whose machine we looking at
16:49 < vinrock> oh you live out there
16:49 < grumplestiltzkin> giant_it_burrit: the craigslist that khelpw posted
16:49 < grumplestiltzkin> https://newyork.craigslist.org/lgi/cto/d/1990-maxda-miata-ls-swap/6553016808.html
16:49 <+giant_it_burrit> khelpw: repost plz
16:49 < khelpw> ^^
16:49 < khelpw> the car scene around here is both good and bad
16:49 <+giant_it_burrit> not for 20k
16:49 <+giant_it_burrit> fuck that
16:49 < vinrock> ^^
16:50 < grumplestiltzkin> he almost completely replaced the subframe(s)
16:50 < khelpw> there is a high end exotic scene with people like Bryan Salamone (and his chrome plated "Winning" lambos) and there is also a huge scene of people with stanced out boy racers
16:50 <+giant_it_burrit> i can do an exocet kit for cheaper
16:50 < grumplestiltzkin> wait, no, just powder coated
16:50 < khelpw> Exocet is a better car overall for track use, but this is specifically a drag car.
16:50 <+giant_it_burrit> grumplestiltzkin: who cares just because he did it doesnt mean i car
16:50 < Jekotia> Too much read. Suspect blood stains.
16:50 < vinrock> oh god i hate that stance shit
16:50 < tsarbomba> i feel sorry for people who spend thousands swapping in an LS motor only to get openly shit upon by a guy in a grand national with a v6
16:50 < vinrock> its like the early 90s when 13" daytons hanging out your wheel wells was cool
16:51 < vinrock> tsarbomba even the guys who get beaten by grand nationals are like
16:51 < khelpw> It goes both ways, like I said.
16:51 <+giant_it_burrit> khelpw: i would do it justso i know it was done well
16:51 < vinrock> "fuck yeah... grand national"
16:51 < grumplestiltzkin> tsarbomba: I haven't actually seen a GNX, let alone one for sale in quite a while
16:51 < tsarbomba> gnx nation
16:51 <@killdash9> On a long enough time line, everything gets an LS swap...
16:51 < vinrock> gnx was one of my dream cars as a kid
16:51 <+DomLS3> killdash9: ++
16:51 < tsarbomba> they sure don't come up on the secondary market often
16:51 < vinrock> buddies mom had a t-type
16:51 < vinrock> i fuckin loved that thing
16:51 < khelpw> I saw a Bugatti type 37, Jim glickenhaus and his SGC003, 5 or 6 spykers in one place etc.
16:52 <+DomLS3> http://gtspeed.us/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/ls-swapped-airplane-750x400.jpg
16:52 <+DomLS3> LS swap the world ^
16:52 < khelpw> I've seen multiple porsche 959S, multi-million dollar classic ferraris, and dozens of any "normal" supercar you could name.
16:52 <@JollyRgrs> shoh: get back to work!
16:53  * JollyRgrs awards khelpw the "90210" badge
16:53 < khelpw> On the other hand. I've also seen this....thing https://i.imgur.com/GBkQ71s.jpg
16:53 <+DomLS3> khelpw: kill it with fire
16:53 < khelpw> https://i.imgur.com/P5FvYZM.jpg the interior is the "best" part.
16:54 <+DomLS3> that shifter is grotesque
16:54 < khelpw> https://i.imgur.com/MjRJeWR.jpg the chicken wire moon roof and entirely missing glass are nice touches.
16:54 < grumplestiltzkin> khelpw: what the actual fuck?
16:54 < vinrock> i kinda like shit like that
16:54 < grumplestiltzkin> I mean, using the manual drill as a shifter is .. neat
16:54 < vinrock> hopefully it has a 4bt under the hood
16:54 < grumplestiltzkin> is that for a dmolition derby?
16:54 < khelpw> It's a "rat rod"
16:54 < khelpw> Nope. stock motor.
16:55 < vinrock> gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
16:55 < grumplestiltzkin> nothing in teh world about that is a 'rat rod'
16:55 < khelpw> My other favorite car from that show was this Accord sedan...with scissor doors. https://i.imgur.com/xJqomPX.jpg
16:55 < khelpw> they were swaying majestically int he breeze
16:55 < grumplestiltzkin> what the fuck is up with the seat?  like - he just removed all the upholstery?
16:56 < mkillebrew> not a drill, it's a hand brace
16:56 < vinrock> i saw a rat rod ford coupe all chopped to shit couple years ago at adirondack nationals in lake george.  thing had a lexus is350 drivetrain, dash, cluster, seats, brakes
16:56 < vinrock> that thing was rad af
16:56 < tsarbomba> khelpw has a mclaren up his butthole and he doesn't care who knows it
16:57 < grumplestiltzkin> khelpw: the best thing in any of those pictures so far is like the mini cooper (?) with cookie monster on the roof rack
16:57 < Heresiarch> for all those using zfsonlinux: https://github.com/zfsonlinux/zfs/issues/7401
16:57 < mkillebrew> why would you not rsync
16:58 < Reverend> rsync is literally god
16:58 < Heresiarch> mkillebrew: rsync vs cp wouldn't matter in this case.
16:58 < vinrock> CP!
16:58 < mkillebrew> I haven't finished reading yet, just initial though
16:58 < vinrock> im aghast
16:58 < mkillebrew> *thought
16:58 < khelpw> I mean. Here - feel better? https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/mNRkfG8U/image.png
16:58 < grumplestiltzkin> I just caught the lock hasp on the door on that abortion of a car
16:59 < Casteil> meh @ phone protection plans
16:59 < vinrock> thats probably the best pic of one of those ive seen
16:59 < Casteil> my last phone lasted me 2.5 years
17:00 < Casteil> 2.5 years worth of 5/mo = $150.. plus the deductible for a new phone brings you to almost what a new phone costs
17:00 < Casteil> just bought a Moto X4 for my google Fi plan since my Nexus 5x bit the dust
17:01 < Sousapro> hey, have any of you seen this? https://stackexchange.github.io/dnscontrol/
17:01 < Sousapro> (announcement with explanation here: https://blog.serverfault.com/2017/04/11/introducing-dnscontrol-dns-as-code-has-arrived/)
17:01 < Sousapro> I have a sudden desire to implement this at work
17:02 < Heresiarch> hmm. rsync vs cp might make a difference, here. This bug is kinda weird.
17:02 < estranger> guys.. sanity test.  in TCP to close a connection its FIN -> FIN/ACK -> ACK, right?
17:02 < mkillebrew> so it's just an issue on 3.x with mirrored zpools and primarycache=all?
17:02 < mkillebrew> that seems pretty edge case
17:03 < Heresiarch> not necessarily. Seems to be anything under kernel 4.x (which is many distros still in support). Not sure whether primarycache=all is a default.
17:04 < Heresiarch> ...n/m, it can be reproduced under a 4.x kernel.
17:05 < bennkenn> I have an unusual desktop issue. When users map a network share with net use the PC locks after it completes. Lock as in WIN+L. Not sure what to look at to find a cause.
17:06 < bennkenn> Happens on Win 7 and 10. File shares are 2008 R2 or 2012 R2
17:06 < alazare619> https://www.theregister.co.uk/2018/04/09/windows_file_manager_back_from_the_dead/
17:06 < alazare619> someone leaked the OG win file manager source on github
17:06 < alazare619> lmao
17:06 < alazare619> o wait the leak came from microsoft
17:07 < Heresiarch> mkillebrew: you're right. rsync would (theoretically) be fine. Still kinda disturbing, given that the bug is triggered in part by order of files copied.
17:16 < McDonaldsWiFi> want to love firefox
17:16 < McDonaldsWiFi> but office 365 really shits on it
17:16 <@JollyRgrs> anyone good with network preferences in win10?
17:17 <@JollyRgrs> i'm on wifi and tbolt docking station (dell laptop). if I ping the AP's wireless IP, would it go directly on the wireless network, or still use the "prefered" LAN nic?
17:18 < McDonaldsWiFi> JollyRgrs: if you use default settings itll prefer the wired NIC
17:18 < asimon> JollyRgrs: I believe it'd go on the LAN.
17:18 <@Code_Man65> JollyRgrs:  On Win10 if you are connected to a wired and wireless it will prefer the wired and generally disconnect from wifi
17:18 < McDonaldsWiFi> same subnet?
17:18 < McDonaldsWiFi> if its same subnet itll def go over LAN
17:19 < asimon> We've had some weird issues with the Dell docks and multiple potential network connections (e.g. office wifi and available ethernet) in the past, but those mostly seem to be fixed in Win10
17:19 < Virtual-Potato> estranger, it goes client(FIN/ACK) -> server(ACK) -> server(FIN/ACK) -> client(ACK)
17:19 < Virtual-Potato> estranger, the term you're looking for is TCP Teardown process
17:19 < estranger> ok so fin/ack is first
17:19 < vinrock> JollyRgrs:  ping -k gateway_ip ap_ip
17:20 < estranger> Virtual-Potato, yeah debugging a ldap connection that randomly RST's somewhere
17:20 <@JollyRgrs> vinrock: what's -k do?
17:20 < vinrock> tells it to use the specified gateway
17:20 <@JollyRgrs> i c
17:20 < Virtual-Potato> estranger, it's ambiguous. There are literatures that show FIN first, there are others that show FIN/ACK
17:20 <@JollyRgrs> thanks
17:20 < vinrock> np
17:20 < Heresiarch> estranger: load balancer in play?
17:20 < estranger> Heresiarch, you bet
17:21 < Virtual-Potato> estranger, where is the RST's coming from
17:21 < estranger> Virtual-Potato, how should it show up in wireshark? Im seeing a fin/ack first
17:21 < estranger> Virtual-Potato, the LB, but the vendor is claiming the LB is sending the RST because we're sending out of spec traffic
17:22 < Virtual-Potato> LB = load balancer?
17:22 < vinrock> LB = loose broad
17:22 < Heresiarch> estranger: 2:1 the LB is configured for TCP (rather than LDAP in specific).
17:22 < estranger> tbh, I am seeing some weird shit being sent by the client (us)
17:22 < estranger> yeah load balancer
17:22 < Virtual-Potato> JollyRgrs, you can specify preferred NIC
17:23 < estranger> Heresiarch, its a company of 345k.. ill laugh if that's it but I doubt it
17:23 < estranger> their ldap setup does suck ass though. its slow as balls
17:23 < alazare619> anyone know of an SoC board with say 2GB of ram and 4-5 nics (ARM)
17:23 < Virtual-Potato> JollyRgrs, probably not an easy way to specify preferred NIC using the GUI, at least I don't think so. Should be trivial in netsh though
17:24 < estranger> they are standing up our own ldap server next to rule out its their infrastructure
17:26 < Heresiarch> estranger: can you tell if you're getting any sort of LDAP response/data prior to the TCP teardown?
17:27 < estranger> Heresiarch, its very very early in the connection when it shits itself
17:27 < Virtual-Potato> estranger, I believe when you see FIN/ACK first, the FIN is on the client that wants to terminate the connection, but the ACK is in response to the previous packet. So instead of sending two separate packets, one with FIN, another with ACK, it sends as one. You should be able to verify this by looking inside the packet, it'll mention the sequence it's acking to
17:27 < estranger> like.. sometimes the connection is estblished, a single 0a (<enter>) is sent and ACK'd... it waits for exactly 10 seconds and gets RSTd
17:28 < Heresiarch> heh. LB is passing the traffic to a black hole, then times out.
17:28 < tsarbomba> anyone here holding onto 16 as long as you can?
17:28 < Virtual-Potato> 16  what
17:28 < The_Dv8or> I wish, tsarbomba
17:29 < estranger> Heresiarch, tbh im not sure why we're sending a plain text 0a
17:29 < The_Dv8or> I had a chick who coulda passed for 16 grinding against me yesterday.  Pretty sure she was over 20 though
17:29 < shoh> pedo
17:29 < estranger> im not sure if we did the 'connect straight to the ldap server' thing yet or not
17:30 < The_Dv8or> its not pedo, its ephebo
17:30 < The_Dv8or> and what sane man isnt ephebo
17:31 < tsarbomba> 100% of the time someone has drawn a distinction between pedophilia and ephebophilia, that person has been a pedophile (and a reddit user)
17:31 < estranger> i never even heard of the second one and im not about to google it
17:31 < The_Dv8or> I heard about it while reading a Mad Men episode summary
17:31 < tsarbomba> you'll find it under "pedo-apologetics"
17:32 < tsarbomba> also known as "pedo-lemics"
17:34 < Virtual-Potato> Can we get back to sysadmin stuff please?
17:34 < tsarbomba> sure, what do you want to talk about
17:34 < Virtual-Potato> ... Sysadmin stuff
17:35 < The_Dv8or> what about hot chicks isnt sysadmin related?
17:35 < felda> This is something neat I saw on /r/homelab if you want to try a really low power firewall https://blog.tjll.net/building-my-perfect-router/
17:35 < Virtual-Potato> 0-watt firewall, and completely impenetrable: Unplug your modem
17:35 < felda> Uses espressobin, arch linux, and shoreline firewall (basically IPtables configurator)
17:36 < tsarbomba> ugh shorewall
17:36 < felda> also pfsense is working on espressobin support
17:36 < tsarbomba> aren't you handing out low power chasses to people for pfsense, felda
17:36 < tsarbomba> my birthday is tomorrow HINT HINT
17:36 < The_Dv8or> mine’s Friday
17:36 < felda> lol
17:37 < Virtual-Potato> Mine was a few months ago... and I never got one :(
17:37 < tsarbomba> gasp
17:37 < tsarbomba> felda is not spreading the word!
17:37 < Heresiarch> estranger: you said that your *client* is sending 0x0a?
17:37 < felda> I've been trying to cool it
17:38 < tsarbomba> it's those bad influences on discord
17:38 < komugi> I got my ER-X for 70 something
17:38 < komugi> but that seems neet
17:38 < komugi> neat
17:38 < grumplestiltzkin> if anyone is interested - 8 foot long, 20mm bolt action rifle for sale. its at $10k now. 130 lbs, supposedly 5k yard range https://www.gunbroker.com/item/761118160
17:39 < felda> komugi yeah ER-X in US on amazon is like $50 now
17:39 < komugi> er
17:39 < komugi> not ER-X
17:39 < felda> the same price as the espressobin
17:39 < komugi> ER-PoE
17:39 < felda> oooh noice
17:40 < onenerdyguy> grumplestiltzkin, do i hear banjos? ;)
17:41 < grumplestiltzkin> onenerdyguy: probably not for a rifle that costs more than a car
17:41 < The_Dv8or> all right, speaking of being a degenerate, I gotta motor so I can go pick up a hooker from jail
17:41 < The_Dv8or> later
17:41 < tsarbomba> never can tell when you'll need to take out a tank
17:42 < onenerdyguy> grumplestiltzkin, valid
17:43 < vinrock> wonder what its like to shoot
17:43 < vinrock> "BOOM"
17:43 < vinrock> "cha-ching"
17:43 < vinrock> wallet catches fire, begins screaming
17:43 < grumplestiltzkin> I think it needs a stamp, because its over .50 iirc
17:44 < vinrock> yeah its a dd i think
17:44 < shoh> tsarbomba soz I'm not a reddit user
17:44 < komugi> laser rifle pew
17:44 < shoh> cryptic1: ur a cunt
17:44 < Casteil> speaking of guuuuns
17:44 < Casteil> the ffl I use for transfers is only open thurs/fri/saturday now
17:44 < Casteil> kinda ridiculous :\
17:44 < grumplestiltzkin> I bet there are more near you
17:45 < Casteil> means I have to wait 2 more days to ask them to send their FFL license to brownells so brownells will ship them my Sig P365
17:45 < tsarbomba> i've fired a 20mm anzio. even prone you can't help but be pushed back by the recoil
17:45 < Casteil> grumplestiltzkin: it's kind of hard to find FFLs that'll do transfers at a reasonable price
17:45 < Casteil> and that aren't sketchy
17:47 < grumplestiltzkin> I saw an article about that p365 - they did some black magic wizardry with the mag then designed the rest around the mag. If I need to start wearing suits and not IWB carrying, I'll probably use that over any of the featherweights I have now
17:48 < Casteil> yep lol
17:48 < Casteil> it's a bit pricier than most subcompacts, but most subcompacts don't come with good tritium night sights and this kind of size/capacity ratio
17:48 < grumplestiltzkin> yeah, its the size of a single stack
17:49 < grumplestiltzkin> cant argue
17:49 < Casteil> as much as I love my Shield, it's bigger and flush mags hold 3 fewer rounds
17:49 < grumplestiltzkin> my wife liked a m&p9c when she tested it at the range. so I bought her one.   The spring on the new one is just as tight as a glock (which she hates) and you literally have to argue with it to seat a mag
17:50 < grumplestiltzkin> so it sits
17:50 < grumplestiltzkin> iirc it holds 13, but its a bit chunky
17:51 < Casteil> heh
18:05 < gnupluslinux> lol
18:05 < gnupluslinux> run 1 vm on my laptop and htop reports 100% cpu usage with 70% being guest
18:06 < gnupluslinux> wtb new laptop
18:07 < vinrock> what hypervisor
18:07 < vinrock> prob using the wrong chipset
18:08 < gnupluslinux> qemu/kvm
18:08 < gnupluslinux> seems to have calmed down
18:08 < vinrock> whats the guest os
18:08 < gnupluslinux> its a windows vm running on an ubuntu host. probably that TWorker thing firing up
18:09 < vinrock> word
18:11 < Heresiarch> tapoxi: https://www.reddit.com/r/kubernetes/comments/8b7f0x/we_are_kubernetes_developers_ask_us_anything/dx4mb41/
18:12 < gnupluslinux> hp 9470m with an i7-3687U. what actually concerns me more is that i gave the vm 8gb and im showing all 16gb used on the host
18:13 < gnupluslinux> lol 3 hrs, 1 q, 1 a
18:13 <+TuxedoJack> Working with a lizard on my neck makes me feel like an evil overlord
18:13 <+TuxedoJack> I should do this more often
18:14 < gnupluslinux> Heresiarch, that answer makes no sense in the context of that question
18:14 < gnupluslinux> or im just horrifically dumb
18:15 < Heresiarch> gnupluslinux: answer: "I hope to make k8s something that is so critical and so lasting that in 10 years people absolutely loathe it, but can't outright replace it."
18:17 < tapoxi> Heresiarch: as much as I hate it sometimes I'm convinced k8s is eating the world
18:17 < gnupluslinux> guess it was difference in interpretation. i figured the q was about features of it being used for, not longevity and revulsion
18:18 < Heresiarch> gnupluslinux: the question was. The answer wasn't (or at least, wasn't specific).
18:18 < gnupluslinux> tapoxi, it has its place but im not convinced EVERYTHING needs to be a container
18:19 < gnupluslinux> e.g. databases though im sure estranger would disagree :P
18:19 < estranger> I agree that some things do not belong in a fucking container... yet
18:20 < Heresiarch> ...heh.
18:20 < gnupluslinux> unless there's an shift in containers no longer being stateless, i'll keep to the stance that dbs dont belong in them. nosql ones maybe though since those are kidna ethereal anyway
18:21 < Casteil> aww hell yeah, merch buyer finally hooked me up with my company underarmor fleece
18:21 < mkillebrew> good god why would you containerize a DB
18:21 < Nightcinder> https://gfycat.com/EuphoricTiredAmericanbobtail this is how i feel today
18:21 < Heresiarch> because containers are the new shiny, and will solve everything.
18:22 < grumplestiltzkin> put your containers inside a blockchain
18:22 < gnupluslinux> mkillebrew, theoretically if its something like nosql where there's a ton of redundancy and its all in mem anyway, you probably dont care too much about state and want maximum resource suage
18:22 < mkillebrew> ...no
18:22 < mkillebrew> what's the container for at that point
18:22 < gnupluslinux> for money ofc
18:22 < gnupluslinux> gotta pay someone to maintain the spaghetti
18:23 < mkillebrew> transient KV stores like redis, sure, containerize all you like
18:23 < mkillebrew> but nosql for big data and such, just no
18:23 < estranger> you use containers for easily deploying.. either for CI/CD to keep rolling out code updates or for scaling clusters up and down.  even your nosql DBs you arent scaling them dynamically like that
18:24 < mkillebrew> salt is easy for deploying, or salt cloud
18:24 < estranger> so containers dont buy you much in the way of operational simplicity either... when it comes to stateful/DB workloads
18:24 < mkillebrew> but you're using containers wrong if it's just deployment
18:24 < tapoxi> gnupluslinux: you can have stateful containers
18:24 < estranger> mkillebrew, my opinion will change a little bit when k8s statefulset goes GA with LOCAL storage when it comes to putting your certain DBs into k8s
18:25 < estranger> you can do statefulsets w/ shared storage which sucks for DBs
18:25 < tapoxi> gnupluslinux: in k8s that's a persistent volume claim
18:25 < gnupluslinux> i thought the idea for nosql was you'd just replicate the data and set your level of sanity/compliance. say a node falls out of synch and shits the bed, you'd trash it, form a new one, and have that one synch. i dont know shit about big data needs tho
18:25 < JFDkthx> fucking luddites using a gui for git is ruining my day
18:25 < Heresiarch> estranger: lipstick on a pig.
18:25 < estranger> Heresiarch, in which? putting a db in a stateful container?
18:26 < Heresiarch> yup.
18:26 < JFDkthx> "i dont understand network stuff, and i dont want to understand it. i dont like command line because it's inconvenient for me"
18:26 < rkeene> You stink, losers.
18:26 < JFDkthx> wb rkeene
18:26 < Heresiarch> rkeene: welcome back, Lord of TCL.
18:26 < tapoxi> gnupluslinux: depends on your use case. it's easier to audit, build, manage, and scale then it is VMs
18:26 < tapoxi> HAIL RKEENE
18:26 < onenerdyguy> JFDkthx, smack that person
18:26 < gnupluslinux> NinjaStyle, YA MUG
18:27 < JFDkthx> its like 3 people
18:27 < estranger> Heresiarch, yeah, agreed.. but its much prettier lipstick at least when statefulset localstorage goes GA
18:27 < vinrock> HIS NAME WAS ROYBERT KEENSON
18:27 < rkeene> My flight to Shanghai has been foiled, so I gotta chill in LA for a day or two
18:27 < rkeene> I literally just got back from LA on Saturday
18:27 < vinrock> you've been...
18:27 < vinrock> Shanghai'd
18:27 < onenerdyguy> rkeene, shanghai eh? Ladyboys?
18:27 <+NinjaStyle> rkeene: wb, glad you werent ded
18:28 < rkeene> onenerdyguy, I think that's Thailand
18:28 < onenerdyguy> probably
18:28 < rkeene> a.k.a., the land of your people
18:28 < onenerdyguy> pfft, land of my people is good ol Norway
18:28 < rkeene> NinjaStyle, Nope, just busy busy
18:28 < onenerdyguy> 100%
18:29 < gnupluslinux> JFDkthx, i think they made us use sourcetree at one point
18:29 < gnupluslinux> i wanted to pull my hair out and secretly just used cli
18:29 < JFDkthx> JFDkthx: fucking tourtise git
18:30 < onenerdyguy> jeebus, is it possible to install the AD powershell modules without installing RSAT or what
18:30 < estranger> tapoxi, I can get the idea behind using k8s for managing even our stuff if you are in a large enterprise and spinning up/down clusters regularly.  single pane of management for the entire enterprise
18:30 < rkeene> Fossil FTW
18:30 < estranger> was the dream of dc/os but failed to launch
18:31 < rkeene> I did a way better version of DC/OS anyway
18:31 < onenerdyguy> estranger, i'd love to get to that point, but with lxc instead of docker. I still don't like the whole "you run the app, not a machine' bit of docker
18:31 < estranger> you should be abstracted away from the machine completely
18:31 < Heresiarch> onenerdyguy: that's kinda the point of any containerization, though...
18:32 < estranger> your orcastration layer deals with that
18:32 < gnupluslinux> >orcastration
18:32 < onenerdyguy> Heresiarch, i hear ya. i've just never had luck with it. mostly due to not knowing how to do it
18:32 < tsarbomba> orcastration: the process of cutting off a killer whale's genitalia
18:32 < gnupluslinux> or-castration or orc-castration
18:32 < onenerdyguy> Heresiarch, like, if I want a website, I know how to fire off my ansible playbooks to build nginx and hte like on a debian box in lxc easy. But if I had to learn to build it in docker? i'd be lost.
18:34 < Heresiarch> onenerdyguy: biggest problem is that docker is single-executable at the end. So either you'd have to have a bunch of single-tier docker containers, or you'd have to build scripting to launch multiple tiers within a given container.
18:35 < onenerdyguy> Heresiarch, see, thats the thing I don't like.
18:35 < onenerdyguy> Heresiarch, I don't want a container that runs JUST nginx
18:35 < onenerdyguy> Heresiarch, i want the whole stack
18:35 < McDonaldsWiFi> "My application booted me because it says my password expired"
18:35 < McDonaldsWiFi> "When i try to log back in it tells me I need to click here to change it"
18:35 < McDonaldsWiFi> "what do I do?"
18:36 < Sousapro> make a container that's a LAMP stack
18:36 < gnupluslinux> onenerdyguy, building it is just doing like docker build on a dockerfile
18:36 < onenerdyguy> Sousapro, at that poitn, why not just do it in LXC?
18:36 < Sousapro> that sounds like how most of the devs I know use dockers
18:36 < sideup66> McDonaldsWiFi: sup
18:36 < Sousapro> onenerdyguy: because that would make sense?
18:36 < sideup66> How's jerb hunt
18:36 < Heresiarch> onenerdyguy: theoretically, you can make a systemd/init-enabled container, but it then becomes a question of why.
18:36 < gnupluslinux> you could even have the dockerfile slap in a script to run to build it if you really wanted to abstract it that way lol
18:36 < sideup66> Dey tek er jerb!
18:37 < gnupluslinux> but thats running a container the vm way
18:37 < sideup66> The goobags came from the future to take our jobs!
18:37 < onenerdyguy> gnupluslinux, whats the suggested then?
18:37 < vavkamil> how to send cmd/bat file via gmail?
18:37 < gnupluslinux> <onenerdyguy> Heresiarch, I don't want a container that runs JUST nginx
18:37 < gnupluslinux> but thats like the entire idea lol
18:37 < Sousapro> Heresiarch: so that you don't have to get that pesky IT department in your way, saying things like "public facing connections need to be firewalled" and "using a stronger password than password is required"
18:37 < onenerdyguy> i guess i don't get how it saves time
18:38 < onenerdyguy> sounds to me that I end up supporting 8 containers vs 1 fulls tack
18:38 < gnupluslinux> separation of responsibilities
18:38 < estranger> don't listen to Heresiarch .. he's all about "Scale up until you reach the moon!"
18:38 < gnupluslinux> onenerdyguy, thats the argument for and against microservices yeah. a bunch of separate services vs one full stack vm
18:38 < onenerdyguy> gnupluslinux, yeah, at the end of it all, it's still gonna fall on my team. They'll never give Dev's the option to maintain that crap
18:39 < Heresiarch> estranger: hey now...at least represent me correctly, yo. I don't call you out as "nosql will save the world!" ;p
18:39 < McDonaldsWiFi> Anyone ever heard of SkyKick?
18:40 < estranger> Heresiarch, even GOD himself said that scaling OUT is the way to go.. read Genesis 11 vs 1-8
18:40 < gnupluslinux> nosql best sql
18:40  * gnupluslinux hides his notes railing against nosql
18:40 < onenerdyguy> best sql is like saying best hitler
18:40 < onenerdyguy> it's like, yeah, but....
18:40 < estranger> use the right tool for the right job :) smaller buildings have lots of uses!
18:40 < estranger> you don't need a skyscraper for everything
18:41 <+MillerBOSS> Yourmom has lots of uses
18:41 < gnupluslinux> onenerdyguy, there's points for and against it. i dont think containers are good for DBs but for stateless stuff like nginx or a backend listener server, i think they're fine
18:41 < estranger> speaking of nosql... its almost noon, I should prob go shower.  WFH FTW
18:42 < gnupluslinux> onenerdyguy, nice thing about containers from a dev/op perspective is that the dev can ship the entire application complete with all dependencies and configs set up and ops team just has to deal with proper segregation and access
18:42 < gnupluslinux> ofc that assumes your dev and ops teams get along and mgmt hasnt forced soemone to do both with no proper training in either
18:43 <+MillerBOSS> https://krebsonsecurity.com/2018/04/dont-give-away-historic-details-about-yourself/
18:43 < gnupluslinux> just fire up stateless services as needed but you're right in the whole orchestration thing being needed which is why docker swam or whatever the fuck is used now was around
18:43 < onenerdyguy> yeah
18:48 < rkeene> gnupluslinux, Docker Swarm is now the basis for Docker Services and Docker Stacks
18:48 < onenerdyguy> our concern is dev has a habit of building shit that breaks stuff
18:48 < admiralspark> but gnupluslinux, kubernetes will allow developers to BE the sysadmins! Lets fire all of IT and save money! :P
18:48 < onenerdyguy> and well...C levels don't want that anymore
18:49 < onenerdyguy> my answer is to get better/train better Devs, but yeah..
18:49 < admiralspark> onenerdyguy: do they have a test enviro?
18:49 < gnupluslinux> admiralspark, stop plz i've heard that argument verbatim
18:49 < gnupluslinux> it still rings
18:49 < onenerdyguy> admiralspark, yep
18:49 < rkeene> gnupluslinux, Docker stacks are working for my new project
18:49 < admiralspark> gnupluslinux: I know, trigger warning was missing sorry
18:49 < gnupluslinux> SO TRIGGERED
18:49 < gnupluslinux> ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY
18:49 < gnupluslinux> rkeene, i thought you went solo>
18:49 < admiralspark> onenerdyguy: so if they have test, they should know how it's set up there, so they can relay those details to you and give you a container spec ;)
18:50 < admiralspark> gnupluslinux: I'm crying rn
18:50 < onenerdyguy> admiralspark, these are the same devs that decided to use Mongo as their main DB becuase, and I quote, "it's cool"
18:50 < admiralspark> oh, wait, maybe that's the point of this discussion
18:50 < admiralspark> hahaha
18:50 < admiralspark> ahh
18:50 < admiralspark> dide
18:50 < admiralspark> dude*
18:50 < admiralspark> let me tell you about my last employer
18:50 < admiralspark> they hired a guy to be the head of their programming team
18:50 < admiralspark> and ALL of their code is required to be written in Haskell
18:50 < onenerdyguy> jesus
18:51 < admiralspark> not python/java/cvariant
18:51 < Sousapro> I'm backup up the SEP database
18:51 < Sousapro> I think it's a cylon
18:51 < Sousapro> https://i.imgur.com/BwizEPA.gifv
18:51 < rkeene> gnupluslinux, Yeah, I work on projects and other people pay me
18:51 < rkeene> gnupluslinux, It's been working out great, just busy
18:51 < onenerdyguy> rkeene, i want that job
18:51 < Sousapro> rkeene: quit printing money
18:51 < admiralspark> fucking haskell. So stuff like ISP node management in the field? They wrote libraries in-house for connecting to the devices instead of just using 'import $somemiko'
18:51 < Sousapro> rkeene: or if you continue to do so, you can funnel it to me
18:52 < admiralspark> I thankfully got to tell them to piss up a tree and used what I wanted because dev and ops was separate but dear god
18:52 < rkeene> Sousapro, It's a firehose of money
18:52 < gnupluslinux> <admiralspark> and ALL of their code is required to be written in Haskell
18:53 < gnupluslinux> why
18:53 < gnupluslinux> why
18:53 < gnupluslinux> you could've said LISP and i'dve had the same reaction
18:53 < gnupluslinux> rkeene, how're you pulling in jobs? postings? word of mouth?
18:54 < rkeene> Haskell is even worse, since most things you want to tell the computer to do, rather than give it a system of rules, so you resort to monads everywhere
18:54 < rkeene> gnupluslinux, I pay a guy 50% to find the work
18:54 < gnupluslinux> use prolog
18:54 < gnupluslinux> set up all the rules
18:54 < gnupluslinux> rkeene, sounds like a sweet gig all around tbh
18:54 < rkeene> Yeah
18:55 < gnupluslinux> provided the work he finds is well paying and interesting
18:55 < rkeene> I just wouldn't take it if it wasn't
18:58 < rkeene> My flight to LA is delayed now too :-P
18:59 < gnupluslinux> LA as in los angeles or louisiana
19:00 < rkeene> Los Angeles
19:00 < rkeene> I was flying into Shanghai without a visa and my airline just couldn't cope with that
19:00 <+giant_it_burrit> welcome back rkeene
19:00 < Heresiarch> erm...that tends to be a bit of a requirement when flying into most other countries.
19:01 < rkeene> Heresiarch, But not Shanghai
19:02 < rkeene> 144-hour visa-free travel exemption
19:02 < rkeene> http://www.sh-immigration.gov.cn/listPageEn.aspx?lx=40&id=4414
19:03 < admiralspark> gnupluslinux: yessir. All of it. Why? Because the developer they hired to be the manager of their new programming company is a Haskell fan
19:03 < dragonfleas> Morning guys
19:03 < admiralspark> literally, no other reason. The CTO actually asked him once if "Haskell was really the best language for this" and unfortunately didn't know enough to tell the guy off
19:04 < admiralspark> ahh well, not my problem anymore
19:04 < admiralspark> morning dragonfleas
19:04 < dragonfleas> went to the doctor this morning for anxiety, new PCP told me "we need a valid record from a mental health facility that you've been diagnosed with GAD" i'm like are you serious? It's in my medical history just look it up
19:04 < dragonfleas> wasted copay and hours of my time to have a doctor give me the run-around
19:05 < admiralspark> That's interesting. They didn't see it in the medical history? Did the office not have the full history?
19:06 <+DomLS3> rkeene
19:07 <+DomLS3> .value nano
19:07 <+DomLS3> Current NANO (Nano) value: 4.82 (USD)
19:07 <+DomLS3> wtf have you done
19:07 < admiralspark> transferring all medical records between non-integrated facilities is a shitshow even today
19:07 < dragonfleas> admiralspark, i'm not sure what information is accessible and what isn't, i don't know if it's network based or not, but now I have to go and get a paper copy and it's such a pain to get that released
19:07 < dragonfleas> .value STORJ
19:07 < admiralspark> :( sorry to hear it dragonfleas
19:07 < dragonfleas> it's alright, i've just been dealing with a ton in my life right now and need to be medicated haha
19:08 < JFDkthx> dragonfleas: do what felda does.
19:09 < JFDkthx> self medicate with memes
19:09 < admiralspark> the dankest of the maymays?
19:09 < JFDkthx> no
19:09 < JFDkthx> weak memes
19:10 <+giant_it_burrit> watch me whip whip
19:10 <+giant_it_burrit> watch me maymei
19:10 < JFDkthx> ^
19:10 < JFDkthx> WEAK
19:11 <+giant_it_burrit> .yt whip it
19:11 <+layer-eight> YouTube Devo - Whip It (Video) - https://youtu.be/j_QLzthSkfM
19:12 < dragonfleas> JFDkthx, i wish it was that easy
19:13 < dragonfleas> honestly i probably need a small take as needed dose of vallium or something
19:13 < JFDkthx> dont we all breh
19:13 < dragonfleas> my nerves have been so bad at work lately I've been shaking
19:13 < JFDkthx> you sit in a cubicle farm?
19:13 <+giant_it_burrit> dragonfleas: deep breaths
19:13 <+giant_it_burrit> less caffeine
19:13 <+giant_it_burrit> go have a poop
19:14 < dragonfleas> I have my own office
19:14 < JFDkthx> fucking let your balls out bro
19:14 < dragonfleas> ok LOL
19:14 < dragonfleas> wow
19:14 < JFDkthx> trust me
19:14 < dragonfleas> let my balls out...at work?
19:14 < JFDkthx> close the door
19:14 < JFDkthx> who gives a fuck
19:14 < dragonfleas> yeah i have a deadbolt on my door lmao
19:14 < khelpw> Gotta show em all who the boss is.
19:15 < JFDkthx> good
19:15 < JFDkthx> lock the deadbolt then
19:15 < JFDkthx> ezpz
19:15 < JFDkthx> balls are breezy
19:15 <+giant_it_burrit> wait
19:15 <+giant_it_burrit> is the door glass
19:15 <+giant_it_burrit> and see thru
19:15 < dragonfleas> nope, solid wood
19:15 < JFDkthx> ++ if it is
19:15 <+giant_it_burrit> let freedom ring
19:15 < dragonfleas> no windows in office either lmao
19:15 < dragonfleas> if i close that door, i could probably fuck a chick in here and noone would now
19:15 < dragonfleas> know
19:16 < dragonfleas> because there's sound proofing in my office too for my test lab
19:16 <+giant_it_burrit> security would
19:16 < dragonfleas> we don't have security brotha
19:16 <+giant_it_burrit> you should
19:16 <+giant_it_burrit> wrap your dick
19:17 < grumplestiltzkin> in bacon
19:20 < JFDkthx> rkeene: you still looking for contracts?
19:21 <@cryptic1> rkeene, back to work
19:21 <@cryptic1> JFDkthx, back to work
19:21 <@cryptic1> grumplestiltzkin, back to work
19:21 <@cryptic1> giant_it_burrit, back to work
19:21 <@cryptic1> JollyRgrs, back to work
19:21 <@cryptic1> mistiry, back to work
19:22 <+DrGibby|> cryptic1: get back to work
19:22 <+giant_it_burrit> you're as useful as felda.io
19:23 < vader-> JFDkthx: what kinda contracts?
19:23 < vinrock> wet work
19:24 < JFDkthx> uh. nasa type
19:25 <@cryptic1> D:
19:25 <+DrGibby|> cryptic1: turn that frown upside down
19:25 < vader-> I'm looking for contract work :-)
19:26 <+DrGibby|> I need a couple of people killed
19:26 <@cryptic1> :D
19:26 <+DrGibby|> err I mean... dead
19:26 <@cryptic1> DrGibby|, is it Gencade ?
19:26 < vinrock> you mean 'gone'
19:26 <+DrGibby|> fuck. I mean... gone, yeah, thats it
19:26 < hxcsp> im convinced cryptic1 tells everyone to get back to work because he has no work to do
19:26 <+MillerBOSS> In the river
19:26 < hxcsp> trying to "stay busy"
19:26 <@cryptic1> DrGibby|, or dragonfleas ?
19:26 < dragonfleas> what about me
19:26 <+DrGibby|> neither actually
19:26 <@cryptic1> hxcsp, i wish
19:27 < Heresiarch> hxcsp: ...that would also explain the lootbox silliness...
19:27 < hxcsp> im actually convinced the whole of canada doesnt work
19:27 < hxcsp> they are all just a sham
19:27 <+MillerBOSS> Lootboxes are real
19:27 < dragonfleas> DrGibby| is trying to assassinate me?
19:27 < dragonfleas> i'm not surprised
19:27 <+DrGibby|> they're busy building igloos, hxcsp
19:27 < JFDkthx> can you blame him
19:28 <+DrGibby|> dragonfleas: no
19:28 <+MillerBOSS> .bofh
19:28 <+layer-eight> MillerBOSS, BOFH says: We are Microsoft.  What you are experiencing is not a problem; it is an undocumented feature.
19:28 <+MillerBOSS> Good one
19:29 < Gencade> HUH WHAT cryptic1
19:30 < sideup66> Lol
19:30 < sideup66> .bofh
19:30 <+layer-eight> sideup66, BOFH says: POSIX complience problem
19:30 < sideup66> Kek
19:30 <+MillerBOSS> zoz
19:30 < sideup66> .bofh
19:30 <+layer-eight> sideup66, BOFH says: _Rosin_ core solder? But...
19:30 <+MillerBOSS> zoz
19:30 <+MillerBOSS> what?
19:30 < sideup66> Loool
19:30 < sideup66> Wut
19:30 <+MillerBOSS> what?
19:32  * sideup66 smacks MillerBOSS with a hammer
19:32 < sideup66> Wut
19:32  * MillerBOSS slaps sideup66 around a bit with a large trout
19:32 <+MillerBOSS> what?
19:32 < sideup66> Wut
19:34 <+MillerBOSS> what?
19:38 < gnupluslinux> OKAY!
19:38 < corn266> is there the equivalent of the "which" command for linux on windows?
19:38 < hxcsp> sandwich
19:39 < corn266> hxcsp: this is urgent, the heavy is low on hp
19:40 <+MillerBOSS> Witch
19:40 < gnupluslinux> get-command
19:40 < gnupluslinux> ?
19:40 < hxcsp> corn266: try where /?
19:40 < hxcsp> corn266: https://stackoverflow.com/questions/304319/is-there-an-equivalent-of-which-on-the-windows-command-line
19:42 < vinrock> yo who's had chilaquiles
19:42 < corn266> will try, we restarted after changing env var and windows decided to update
19:42 < vinrock> this looks like authentic mexican nachos grande
19:42 < vinrock> with an egg
19:42 < hxcsp> whats authentic mexican nachos grande
19:42 < hxcsp> sounds like taco bell
19:42 < vinrock> https://www.google.com/search?q=CHILAQUILES&num=50&newwindow=1&rlz=1C1GCEA_enUS766US766&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwirpfj3n7DaAhWBPN8KHZOhA0QQ_AUICigB&biw=1771&bih=1059#imgrc=_
19:43 < vinrock> here check that out
19:43 < vinrock> i think this is a breakfast thing
19:44 < vinrock> ah yup it is
19:44 < linuxdood> Anyone got experience with freebsd and kernel panics? need some direction on where to go, or what to look for. Pm me
19:44 < gnupluslinux> vinrock, chilequiles is the fucking shit
19:44 < gnupluslinux> though i dont care for the mole dishes
19:44 <+MillerBOSS> Wrong channel linuxdood
19:45 <+MillerBOSS> Discord now
19:45 < vinrock> gnupluslinux is it cooked so the nachos are soggy and you eat it with a fork or like a pile of nacho supreme?
19:45 < gnupluslinux> with a fork vinrock
19:45 < vinrock> hmmmmm
19:45 < gnupluslinux> and its like tortillas
19:45 < vinrock> ahh
19:46 < gnupluslinux> optionally fried tortillas
19:46 < gnupluslinux> but its not really like a chip and dip dish
19:46 < vinrock> yeah thats what i couldnt figure out from the pics
19:46 < gnupluslinux> kinda just like tortilla triangles, covered in a sauce, and topped with an egg at its most basic
19:47 < gnupluslinux> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chilaquiles
19:47 < hxcsp> flour tortilla chips are the shit
19:52 < rkeene> I'm flying first class in this HUGE plane
19:52 < rkeene> I have like a cubicle
19:52 < corn266> Thanks hxcsp but that didn't have the functionality we needed
19:52 < rkeene> It's a 777-300
19:53 < Markisking> where you heading
19:53 < rkeene> Los Angeles
19:54 < rkeene> The original plane broke down so we are now in this HUGE one
19:56 < linuxdood> https://pastebin.com/2HEWE8gV here are the kernel panic logs, if anyone has any suggestions
19:56 < hxcsp> rkeene: enjoying the $15.99/hr internet
19:56 < rkeene> hxcsp, https://www.flyfamilyfly.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/original_American_Airlines_New_Business_Class_777-300ER_Routes-Business_Class.jpg
19:56 < rkeene> oops
19:56 < rkeene> https://www.flyfamilyfly.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/original_American_Airlines_New_Business_Class_777-300ER_Routes-Business_Class.jpg
19:57 < hxcsp> i flew to Philly last year and the plane didnt even have the updated American Airlines livery.  It was the old all silver one
19:57 < hxcsp> plane was old as shit too :/
19:58 < rkeene> :-D
20:00 < Hempux> Hey peeps
20:02 < onenerdyguy> heyo
20:03 < rkeene> Anyway, now I have no excuse to not be working, so... laterz
20:03 < hxcsp> rkeene: maybe you accidently fell asleep in those nice chairs
20:04 < Church-> rkeene: Ye live.
20:04 < Church-> Sup
20:07 < noobiedubie> linuxdood: can you debug with kdb?
20:09 < noobiedubie> linuxdood: looks like a kernel paging bug but it could be a userland program misbehaving
20:11 < noobiedubie> you should be able to disassemble page_fault
20:13 < noobiedubie> check for any userland addresses
20:14 < Sousapro> I can't find the SEP console performance guide on Symantec's website anymore
20:14 < Sousapro> I hate those folks so much
20:14 < Sousapro> what I need is in my DR documentation... at my last job
20:14 < Sousapro> lol
20:16 <+MillerBOSS> https://www.c-span.org/video/?443543-1/facebook-ceo-mark-zuckerberg-testifies-data-protection&live
20:16 <+MillerBOSS> This is going to be entertaining
20:16 < AnimalFarmPig> ugggg..... I fail at logrotating
20:17 <@JollyRgrs> 2:15 and i need to go home
20:17 <@JollyRgrs> anyone wanna attend a few meetings for me?
20:17 <+MillerBOSS> Sure
20:17 <+MillerBOSS> Give me access
20:17 <@JollyRgrs> thx
20:17 < linuxdood> noobiedubie, hey, sorry had to step away, i cant debug with kdb, it appears to not be instaled or I dont know how to make it work, i know that when it kernel panics it auto reboots
20:17 <+MillerBOSS> I'll stream live
20:17 <@JollyRgrs> no access needed
20:17 <+MillerBOSS> Or call
20:17 < linuxdood> noobiedubie, this is from the /log/messages
20:17 <+DrGibby|> JollyRgrs: yeah, gimme the deets and I'll call
20:17 <+MillerBOSS> We can double team it DrGibby|
20:17 <@JollyRgrs> just planning out a migration of a company we got into our domain...
20:18 <@JollyRgrs> but they are in process of going on-prem to 0365 for mail, and allow at least one of their clients access to o365 sharepoint to access files
20:18 < noobiedubie> linuxdood: what about /boot/kernel/kernel
20:18 < AnimalFarmPig> now rsyslogd is trying to write to a deleted file :(
20:18 <@JollyRgrs> and we aren't suppsoed to interrupt their client side stuff
20:18 < AnimalFarmPig> do I just restart rsyslogd?
20:18 < Heresiarch> linuxdood: "What did you do, Ray?"
20:18 < Heresiarch> AnimalFarmPig: yup.
20:18 < noobiedubie> linuxdood: also what is causing the crash like a program running or is it on boot
20:18 < AnimalFarmPig> Heresiarch: anything I could break by doing so?
20:19 < linuxdood> Heresiarch, vm admin moved freebsd to new esxi hosts, kernel panic happens hourly
20:19 < Heresiarch> AnimalFarmPig: not unless you broke rsyslog's config. Cross-check with some of the other logrotate definitions - they do the same thing (in postrotate)
20:19 < Heresiarch> linuxdood: ...oops.
20:19 <+DrGibby|> ZUCC THE SUCC
20:20 < AnimalFarmPig> Heresiarch: cool, should be fine then. Thanks.
20:20 < linuxdood> Heresiarch, well we have to move the server, new hosts, new stuff, but why does freebsd keep kernel panic crashing... ive tried to set a core dump, but so far no luck
20:20 <+MillerBOSS> There is hunterkll
20:20 < noobiedubie> linuxdood: can you try https://www.freebsd.org/doc/en_US.ISO8859-1/books/developers-handbook/kerneldebug.html
20:20 <+MillerBOSS> With the Bluegreen hair
20:20 < noobiedubie> linuxdood: and post the dump
20:20 < Heresiarch> linuxdood: ohboy. Newer version of esx?
20:21 < linuxdood> Heresiarch, yeah of course
20:21 <+MillerBOSS> YouTube link as well https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXq-5L2ghhg
20:21 <+layer-eight> YouTube WATCH LIVE: Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg testifies to U.S. lawmakers in wake of privacy scandal by 2018-04-10T11:53:02.000Z (duration: stream) on Tue Apr 10 18:53:02 UTC 2018, 2018-04-10T11:53:02.000Z views
20:21 < linuxdood> noobiedubie, i think i set it /usr/crash and told it to do auto in rc.conf
20:21 < linuxdood> i think i was misisng the dir
20:21 < linuxdood> if it does it again we are going to move it back to old esxi hosts
20:22 < tapoxi> zuck in congress rn: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
20:22 < linuxdood> anyone got captions for it?
20:22 < AnimalFarmPig> This is what my logrotate file looks like-- https://bpaste.net/show/05452bb092e8  for some reason the file is still managing to grow >500 MB. I'm not sure why it isn't happening automatically
20:23 < Heresiarch> AnimalFarmPig: logrotate usually runs as a daily cron job, not a daemon.
20:23 < noobiedubie> linuxdood: dmesg might be enlightening as well
20:23 < AnimalFarmPig> running via command line-- `logrotate messages` does the rotation, and then I get the issue of rsyslog trying to write to a deleted fd. Easy enough to restart.
20:23 < linuxdood> noobiedubie, yah problem is after every reboot it blanks out
20:24 < AnimalFarmPig> hmmm.... good to know. I'm not seeing it as a systemd timer
20:24 < Heresiarch> AnimalFarmPig: /etc/cron.daily
20:24 < tapoxi> ZUCKERBERG: We face a number of important issues around privacy, safety, and democracy, and you willrightfully have some hard questions for me to answer. But on behalf of Facebook let me be perfectly clear, I'm totally into butt stuff.
20:25 < AnimalFarmPig> Heresiarch: yep, just found it. Okay, I assumed it was hourly. Maybe I just didn't wait long enough
20:25 <+MillerBOSS> Its a bunch of ol farts there
20:26 < linuxdood> and it crashed again
20:26 <+MillerBOSS> Good.
20:26  * linuxdood jumps off a bridge
20:26  * MillerBOSS waves
20:26 <+DrGibby|> > I'm totally into butt stuff.
20:26 <+DrGibby|> irl lolin
20:26 < Heresiarch> ...does freebsd use vmware tools?
20:27 < linuxdood> Heresiarch, open vm tools
20:27 < Heresiarch> linuxdood: up-to-date?
20:27 <+DomLS3> MillerBOSS: oh look who heres
20:27 <+MillerBOSS> Oh I am well aware
20:28 < chewwy> i need help, sessions on our site are full 377726 and i cant delete them! :S
20:28 <+MillerBOSS> 12:44:46 PM  +MillerBOSS	Wrong channel linuxdood
20:28 <+MillerBOSS> 12:45:00 PM  +MillerBOSS	Discord now
20:28 <+DomLS3> MillerBOSS: ++
20:28 <+MillerBOSS> :P
20:28 <+DomLS3> We need a bant petition again
20:28 <+MillerBOSS> We are only good enough when he needs help
20:28 < linuxdood> Heresiarch, not sure since its the package open-vm-tools but it is something im oing to check mright now we moved it back to see if its mor stable on the other esxi hosts
20:28 <+DomLS3> Even then we aren't good enough
20:28 < linuxdood> then ill look at the next version of open-vm-tools
20:28 <+MillerBOSS> And I think I am on ignore
20:28 <+MillerBOSS> linuxdood!@!!!!@!!@!!!!11111111111111111111111111111111
20:29  * tsarbomba flings millerboss back into his cave
20:29 < chewwy> i have tried. ... ls -1 | xargs -L100 rm -rf
20:30 <+layer-eight> linuxdood, wrong channel bud. This is IRC, not the Discord. Please exit. kthxbye
20:30 < vader-> interesting that Zuck is wearing a suit...
20:30 <+MillerBOSS> All those cameras in his face. I would be like fuck all this
20:31 <+MillerBOSS> Make a program in collage and 15 years later I am sitting in front of 800 cameras in front of lawmakers
20:32 <+MillerBOSS> Why not just say everyone shut the fuck up so we can start lol
20:32 < vader-> he doesn't look real
20:32 < noobiedubie> linuxdood: not if your saving the dumps
20:32 < JFDkthx> you dont look real
20:32 <+MillerBOSS> I don't feel real
20:33 <+MillerBOSS> He just got trolled
20:33 <+MillerBOSS> lol
20:33 <+DrGibby|> Mark Zuckerburg is a robot
20:33 < AnimalFarmPig> If I were Zuck, I would totally send a look-a-like and/or android in my place for something like that
20:33 < AnimalFarmPig> I assume with his money he could make that happen
20:33 <+MillerBOSS> Just a nerd DrGibby|
20:33 <+DrGibby|> Mark Zuckerburg is a robot
20:33 < vader-> https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/qiamVRqB/Screenshot%202018-04-10%2014.30.57.png
20:34 <+MillerBOSS> This is 5 hours I think
20:34 < vinrock> hows zuck doing
20:34 < noobiedubie> if I was Zuck I would ask everyone to sign NDA's
20:34 < vinrock> completely artifical or did they fix his programming
20:35 < noobiedubie> MillerBOSS: WTF?!?! seriously...
20:35 < AnimalFarmPig> good lord, that would trigger the fuck out of my agoraphobia
20:35 <+MillerBOSS> Yes and tomorrow.
20:35 <+MillerBOSS> 2-8 today EST
20:35 <+MillerBOSS> That is what I heard on TV this morning
20:35 < AnimalFarmPig> if I were in his shoes, I would probably die
20:35 < vinrock> god i so hope he totally spazzes out and just runs for the door
20:35 < noobiedubie> I'd rather delete my Facebook lol
20:35 <+MillerBOSS> lol
20:36 <+MillerBOSS> Maybe on meds?
20:36 < vader-> zuck wants to delete facebook at the moment
20:36 < vader-> hehe
20:36 < noobiedubie> just deletes Facebook halfway through throws them the bird and drops the mike, walks off...
20:36 < vinrock> they removed the reverse lookup function just porior to his hearing so they look like the good guys
20:36 <+DomLS3> I don't understand the whole facebook thing... according to facebook's TOS anything you put on facebook is subject to public use
20:36 <+MillerBOSS> This ties right in there as well https://krebsonsecurity.com/2018/04/dont-give-away-historic-details-about-yourself/
20:36 < vinrock> buncha people interviewing him today have stock in facebook
20:36 < vinrock> its a shit show
20:37 <+DomLS3> they can literally take your picture and put it on a billboard in China
20:37 <+DrGibby|> WHEW BOY HERE WE GO
20:37 <+MillerBOSS> Where we going Dad?
20:37 < vinrock> dom they could license your photos out to a dildo manufacturer and you couldnt say shit
20:37 < noobiedubie> vinrock: and he gave money to 46 of them apparently
20:37 <+MillerBOSS> Which way to the beach, Which way to the beach?
20:37 < vinrock> yup
20:37 <+DrGibby|> someone needs to turn the Blinking Engine on Zuckerberg down just a little
20:37 <+DomLS3> truth
20:37 <+DomLS3> So I don't get why everyone is so upset or why Zuck if facing fines/charges
20:37 <+DrGibby|> or tune it a little.
20:37 < JFDkthx> mccaffeee https://i.redd.it/1ztwbmjn33r01.jpg
20:38 <+DomLS3> You're putting your info on a public forum. If you didn't want it there you shouldn't have put it there
20:38 <+DomLS3> end of story
20:38 <+DomLS3> HOORAY
20:38 <+DomLS3> HE'S GONE
20:38 <+DomLS3> ^^
20:38 <+MillerBOSS> https://www.nasdaq.com/symbol/fb Green
20:38 < noobiedubie> DomLS3: I agree weird that this was the straw been doing shit like this for years
20:39 < JFDkthx> vinrock: if they ussed DomLS3 picture on a dildo, it would just be two dildos
20:39 < noobiedubie> lol
20:39 < noobiedubie> burn...
20:39 <+DomLS3> JFDkthx: my pic on a dildo advertisement would be used solely for size purposes
20:39 <+MillerBOSS> lol good one JFDkthx
20:39 < vader-> has he blinked?
20:39 <+DomLS3> You want a king dick dildo? Here it is
20:39 < JFDkthx> DomLS3: maybe the smaller one in the comparison
20:39 <+DomLS3> <pic of DomLS3>
20:39 < dragonfleas> fuck
20:39 < dragonfleas> boss just came in my office
20:39 < dragonfleas> said he's concerned with my well-being
20:39 < Heresiarch> dragonfleas: ...get a mop?
20:40 < vinrock> stop smoking meth at work
20:40 <+DomLS3> dragonfleas: shouldn't be sleeping on the job and getting caught
20:40 < JFDkthx> dragonfleas: did you at least pull up your pants
20:40 < dragonfleas> yeah it's my mental health
20:40 < vinrock> s/mental health/meth addiction
20:40 <+layer-eight> dragonfleas meant: "yeah it's my meth addiction"
20:40 < vader-> he is afraid of a youtube incident
20:40 <+MillerBOSS> Well you were sleeping at work yesterday and you said he left laughing
20:40 < dragonfleas> i expressed everything that's been going on in my life
20:40 < AnimalFarmPig> when you use facebook as organizing tool to overthrow Egyptian government, is all fun and games, but if a few Russians buy ads on it during election year, everyone loses mind
20:40 < vinrock> oh boy
20:40 < dragonfleas> i work at a mental health and drug rehab center, so my boss is very understanding
20:40 < JFDkthx> AnimalFarmPig: but no one actually likes russians
20:40 <+MillerBOSS> Well that is good
20:40 <+MillerBOSS> And caring obviously
20:40 <+DomLS3> dragonfleas: so you're working where you need to be
20:40 <+DomLS3> interesting
20:41 < JFDkthx> and we have an agenda to push
20:41 < AnimalFarmPig> JFDkthx: I like Russians :(
20:41 < dragonfleas> DomLS3, i find that it's the best that way
20:41 < JFDkthx> NO ONE
20:41 <+DomLS3> JFDkthx: I like russians
20:41 <+DomLS3> They some tough sons of bitches
20:41 < vinrock> im fond enough of russians that ive been banging one for the past 7 years
20:42 < JFDkthx> thats a lot of money vinrock
20:42 < vinrock> the food is good too
20:42 < vinrock> tell me about it
20:42 <+DomLS3> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Crcn76XF6dM
20:42 <+layer-eight> YouTube The Punisher - Frank Vs. Russian 1080p by 2012-03-08T10:12:59.000Z (duration: 5:10) on Thu Mar 08 17:12:59 UTC 2012, 2012-03-08T10:12:59.000Z views
20:44 < vader-> all this shit they are saying to him is a waste...
20:44 < vader-> why are they just rambling on about facebook stats
20:44 < chewwy> anyone herE?
20:44 <+DomLS3> nO
20:44 < Heresiarch> chewwy: no
20:44 < tsarbomba> vader, someone's going to ask about hillary's emails. just wait.
20:44 <+MillerBOSS> https://twitter.com/ScottAdamsSays/status/983775399527108608 >Is it my imagination or is Zuckerberg failing the Turing Test in front of Congress?
20:44 < vinrock> LOCK HER UP
20:45 <+MillerBOSS> You are right DrGibby| ^
20:45 <+MillerBOSS> Robot
20:45 <+DomLS3> anyone who mentions her name is a negative way will end up in a body bag
20:45 <+DrGibby|> I TOLD YOU
20:45 <+DomLS3> including in this chan
20:45 < tsarbomba> if he's a robot, he can be turned off
20:46 <+DrGibby|> tsarbomba: he uses likes and shares to power him
20:46 <+MillerBOSS> Imagine when his kids get older
20:46 <+MillerBOSS> Yuck, no fun
20:46 <+MillerBOSS> For them
20:46 <+DrGibby|> you mean his cyborg kids
20:46 < vinrock> holy jaysus i just pulled up the pbs stream
20:46 < AnimalFarmPig> tsarbomba: hold up there Cmdr Riker
20:46 < vinrock> that mfers eyes
20:46 <+DrGibby|> they don't have emotions, MillerBOSS
20:46 <+MillerBOSS> Right
20:46 < vinrock> look at his eyes constantly scanning
20:47 < vinrock> i bet hes making all sorta rad robot noises
20:47 < dragonfleas> anybody know of a freeware internal IM application?
20:47 <+MillerBOSS> To do what dragonfleas ?
20:47 <+MillerBOSS> Slack?
20:47 < asimon> Since I can't watch at my work, could someone give me the play-by-play on the testimony?
20:47 < asimon> dragonfleas: KVirc
20:47 <+MillerBOSS> Can you listen to audio asimon ?
20:47 < dragonfleas> Is Slack free?
20:48 < AnimalFarmPig> dragonfleas: yes, if you don't need a huge backlog
20:48 < asimon> MillerBOSS: Unfortunately not
20:49 <+DrGibby|> https://twitter.com/RockingJay/status/983776090752716800
20:49 < vinrock> dragonfleas were you one of the guys with a synology box?
20:49 < dragonfleas> vinrock, no i have a wd nas
20:49 < JFDkthx> thats fucking quaint coming from an american politician
20:49 < JFDkthx> "no privacy"
20:50 < AnimalFarmPig> only the government should have guns!
20:50 < AnimalFarmPig> s/guns/personal information about fucking everyone
20:50 <+layer-eight> AnimalFarmPig meant: "only the government should have personal information about fucking everyone!"
20:50 <+MillerBOSS> Those handheld tablets
20:50 <+MillerBOSS> Democratic even
20:50 < JFDkthx> s/ t/ph
20:50 <+layer-eight> MillerBOSS meant: "Those handheldphablets"
20:50 < JFDkthx> wewps
20:51 < noobiedubie> sshtalk
20:51 <+MillerBOSS> asimon 👉 maybe this https://www.cbsnews.com/live-news/watch-mark-zuckerberg-testimony-senate-judiciary-commerce-committee-facebook-data-breach-today-live/. Look for a live feed
20:51 < noobiedubie> https://forsta.io/product/
20:52 < JFDkthx> i think you're a genuine robit
20:52 < vinrock> "i think youre genuine, you want to enact reforms..."
20:52 < vinrock> this mfer
20:52 < JFDkthx> chairman thum?
20:52 < JFDkthx> the dragonborn?
20:52 < AnimalFarmPig> Imagine how hellish that must be. Have to just sit there and listen to these old fucks blathering on, surrounded by giant crowd, cameras pointed at you whole time.
20:53 <+MillerBOSS> Cambridge Analytica isn't the issue moron
20:53 <+DomLS3> MillerBOSS: There is no issue
20:53 < noobiedubie> AnimalFarmPig: sounds like every meeting I've been too
20:53 < AnimalFarmPig> I bet he can't even smoke-up in there
20:53 < vinrock> dragonfleas:  here's things that were recommended to me previously
20:53 < JFDkthx> people shouldnt trust them, thats the problem.
20:53 < vinrock> matrix + vector.im
20:53 < vinrock> Openfire + Spark
20:53 < AnimalFarmPig> noobiedubie: you have crowds and news cameras at your meetings?
20:53 <+MillerBOSS> Yeah just like don't update Windows, right DomLS3 ?
20:53 < vinrock> or Rocket Chat
20:53 <+DomLS3> MillerBOSS: Correct
20:53 < dragonfleas> I heard rocket chat is pretty good
20:53  * MillerBOSS nods
20:53 <+DomLS3> The less you update, the less shit fucks up
20:53 < JFDkthx> these old fucks have chosen to forget that companies dont have the "people's" best interest in hand
20:54 <+MillerBOSS> Suuuuuuure
20:54 <+DomLS3> And that's fax right there
20:54 < noobiedubie> AnimalFarmPig: well a camera for video conferencing and a small crowd
20:54 <+MillerBOSS> Get ready for sppiiiiiin
20:54 < Markisking> so totally different than
20:54 < Markisking> then
20:55 <+MillerBOSS> Fucker memorized that.
20:55 < AnimalFarmPig> noobiedubie: I guess. We have those as well. Don't have hundreds of people in meetings very often, and meetings of those size, typically you can just leave
20:55 <+DomLS3> meetings are gay
20:55 < vinrock> IT'S SPEAKING NOW
20:55 <+MillerBOSS> IT IS ALIVE
20:55 <+DomLS3> "Hey, lets talk about how we talked about stuff last week, and then schedule another meeting to talk about it again tomorrow"
20:56 < vinrock> max headroom glitches in 3, 2, 1...
20:56 <+DomLS3> s/room.*/ from hot bitches
20:56 <+layer-eight> vinrock meant: "max head from hot bitches"
20:56 < vinrock> not this guy
20:56 < AnimalFarmPig> did Zuck just glitch or was that my stream? Hard to tell
20:56 <+DomLS3> oh yes
20:57 < vinrock> he just needs someone who'll keep his moving parts oiled and batteries charged
20:57 < vinrock> see: his wife
20:57 <+DomLS3> Watching zuck testify on facebook about facebook
20:57 < vinrock> man i never heard this dude talk before
20:57 <+DomLS3> lulz
20:57 <+MillerBOSS> >Shared publicly
20:57 < vinrock> he's got one of those congested voices
20:57 < vinrock> *digitizers
20:58 <+DomLS3> "advertisers will never take priority over users"
20:58 <+DomLS3> LFMAO
20:58 <+DomLS3> did he really just say that
20:58 <+DomLS3> that's how facebook stays alive and free
20:58 <+MillerBOSS> Pretty much
20:59 < vinrock> FINALLY
20:59 < vinrock> jesus
20:59 < AnimalFarmPig> wait, someone lying? In congress? We shouldn't let the sterling reputation of such an august body be besmirched in such a way
20:59 < vinrock> executed the sipping program gracefully
21:00 < vinrock> optical control still needs some work
21:00 < JFDkthx> vinrock: vocoder
21:00 < vinrock> lol oh boy
21:01 <+DomLS3> He just dodged that last question
21:01 < vinrock> sounds a lot different than the script
21:01 < vinrock> dude you're a fuckin megabillionaire lean back and unbutton your collar
21:01 < vinrock> stop acting so bitchmade
21:01 < JFDkthx> i really wish he would stop saying mr chairman
21:01 < JFDkthx> he needs to through around some of his fuck you money
21:02 < vinrock> im waiting for blood to start flowing out of his eyeballs
21:02 <+DomLS3> JFDkthx: It's like saying “Your honor"
21:02 < JFDkthx> and say, thats why we paid your campaign
21:02 <+DomLS3> it’s just respect
21:02 <+DomLS3> stfu
21:02 < vinrock> something rad has to come out of this
21:02 < vinrock> no way he can handle 4 hours
21:02 < vinrock> lol owned on the first question
21:02 <+DomLS3> owned hard
21:03 <+DomLS3> I can’t wait to see the memes from this
21:03 < vinrock> bad poker face
21:03 < vinrock> ah i got it
21:03 < vinrock> hes on something
21:03 < vinrock> like when you do mad coke and your eyes get all big and you gotta blink and kinda squint
21:03 < vinrock> hes doing that
21:04 < vinrock> microdosing maybe
21:04 < vinrock> grassley looks like 'yo dawg im 100yrs old cut the bullshit i can read you like a book'
21:04 < JFDkthx> vinrock: he's actually reading lines of text on his eyes
21:04 < JFDkthx> like the terminator
21:04 < vinrock> lol
21:05 < vinrock> it's his blinkenlights
21:05 <+DomLS3> these old fucks don’t even have facebook
21:05 < vinrock> the move as he accesses different parts of memory
21:05 < JFDkthx> and if you watch closely, as he drinks water it goes directly to his eyes
21:05 <+DomLS3> they probably still have flip phones
21:05 < vinrock> watch his eyelids every time he blinkseyes keep getting bigger until he blinks again
21:05 < JFDkthx> its a fucking platform
21:05 < JFDkthx> you use it as a service
21:08 <+MillerBOSS> Who is the guy and girl behind him?
21:08 <+DomLS3> I think the girl is the COO of facebook
21:08 < vinrock> cheryl sandberg
21:09 < vinrock> the hillary supporter that was in contact with john podesta about fb helping the hillary campaign
21:09 <+DrGibby|> BEEP BOOP ENABLE DEFENSE MODULE
21:09 <+MillerBOSS> The one in the green blouse
21:09 <+MillerBOSS> cheryl sandberg is in yellow blouse
21:09 <+DomLS3> MillerBOSS: Why do you care? You tryin to smash?
21:09 <+MillerBOSS> Because their body language is interesting
21:10 <+DrGibby|> STOP QUESTIONING ME, HUMAN!
21:10 <+MillerBOSS> Why do you care that I care dumb fuck, DomLS3
21:10 <+MillerBOSS> :P
21:10 <+DomLS3> MillerBOSS: Cause if you tryin to smash I can get you the hookup
21:10 <+MillerBOSS> Smash?
21:10 <+DomLS3> Smash
21:10 <+DrGibby|> lol
21:10 <+DomLS3> Smash = fuck
21:11 <+DomLS3> wtf how do you not know this
21:11 <+DrGibby|> Fuck = Smashbros
21:12 < JFDkthx> FAKE NEWS
21:12 < JFDkthx> FALSE FLAGS
21:13 <+DrGibby|> JFDkthx: you're now a mod in /r/conspiracy
21:13 < JFDkthx> i've always been one
21:13 <+DrGibby|> :O
21:13 < vinrock> so we stole it
21:13 < vinrock> BYEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
21:14 < vinrock> ooh
21:14 < vinrock> 20,000 new censors
21:14 <+MillerBOSS> 20,000 via Mechanical Turk I bet
21:14 < rpifan> oh mturk
21:14 < rpifan> i was a part of ithat
21:15 <+MillerBOSS> OK so dude is https://www.google.com/search?q=Joel+Kaplan Joel David Kaplan is Facebook's vice president of global public policy. Formerly, he served as the White House Deputy Chief of Staff for Policy for U.S. President George W. Bush.
21:17 <+MillerBOSS> "AI" is like "the cloud"
21:17 <+MillerBOSS> Or "machine learning"
21:18 < JFDkthx> dude looks like he is really trying to look like he understands what's being said
21:18 < vinrock> the russians!  ohnoes!
21:18 <+MillerBOSS> Dude? Are you watching live or ?
21:18 < vinrock> RUSSIA!!!
21:18 < tsarbomba> "i have no idea what's going on. i'm just here for some congressmen to rub against my billionaire stank"
21:18 < vinrock> man this is so cringey
21:18 <+MillerBOSS> Its Mark and Feinstein right now.
21:19 < Hempux> Whats up with all this facebook talk?
21:19 <+MillerBOSS> Hempux 👉 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXq-5L2ghhg
21:19 <+layer-eight> YouTube WATCH LIVE: Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg testifies to U.S. lawmakers in wake of privacy scandal by 2018-04-10T11:53:02.000Z (duration: stream) on Tue Apr 10 18:53:02 UTC 2018, 2018-04-10T11:53:02.000Z views
21:19 <+DomLS3> Hempux: Zuck is testifying on live right now
21:19 < dragonfleas> I'mw atching
21:19 < vinrock> im pretty sure he just said the word 'russia' 100 times in the last 60 seconds
21:19 < vinrock> you know he's sweating if he's deflecting this hard
21:20 <+DrGibby|> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kz_lzEhyryY
21:20 <+layer-eight> YouTube The Zucc Eats Toast by 2018-03-15T00:22:30.000Z (duration: 9s) on Thu Mar 15 07:22:30 UTC 2018, 2018-03-15T00:22:30.000Z views
21:20 < dragonfleas> "we had nothing to ban"
21:20 < dragonfleas> ok buddy
21:21 < JFDkthx> i wonder how many viewers are looking up the microsoft hearing now.
21:21 <+DrGibby|> "whos that?!"
21:21 <+MillerBOSS> Well https://www.forbes.com/profile/mark-zuckerberg/ 5th richest In world. I did not know that
21:22 < dragonfleas> respect to the zucc for coming up instead of having a representative
21:22 < dragonfleas> it doesn't even look like he has council either
21:22 <+MillerBOSS> https://trends.google.com/trends/story/US_lnk_EzUDxQAwAAAQQM_en
21:22 < Heresiarch> dragonfleas: Damage control.
21:23 < dragonfleas> what would you guys do if they shut facebook down
21:23 <+DomLS3> “there will always be a version of facebook that is free:
21:23 <+DomLS3> interesting
21:23 < asimon> Lol wtf
21:23 <+DomLS3> so there’s going to be a version that is required to be payed for
21:23 < chopix> hey guys
21:23 < vinrock> that smile to frown transition was beautiful
21:23 < vinrock> sup chopix where the hell you been
21:23 < asimon> "I understand that Facebook is free for users because they sell information to advertisers. How do you plan to maintain a free service for users?"
21:23 < dragonfleas> DomLS3, he's referring to premium sponsored business accounts
21:24 < asimon> ...maybe the ads that you just explained pretty accurately?
21:24 < chopix> it's the first time I join here vinrock
21:24 < chopix> ^^
21:24 < vinrock> i know im just fuckin with ya
21:24  * chopix triggered
21:24 < vinrock> REEEEEEEEEEEE
21:24 < chopix> ;)
21:25 < chopix> I am trying to land a remote position and it's so hard
21:26 < chopix> any of luckies managed to get anything?
21:26 < asimon> God this is so painful
21:27 < dragonfleas> Yeah this is painful, zuckerburg is sweating
21:27 < vinrock> not sure if you're gonna get much convo right now, everyone is watching the facebook hearing
21:27 <+DrGibby|> FUCK YEAH GO MARIA CANTWELL!
21:27 < chopix> lol I literally couldn't care less about the facebook thing, probably because I don't use it
21:27 < vinrock> me either i just wana watch this cocksucker sweat
21:28 <+MillerBOSS> For a Democrat I am surprised.
21:28 < chopix> I am sure he can afford so high level psychologist to relieve the trauma
21:28 <+DrGibby|> yeah this is good
21:28 < chopix> s/so/a
21:28 <+layer-eight> chopix meant: "I am sure he can afford a high level psychologist to relieve the trauma"
21:28 < chopix> nice bot
21:28 < vinrock> s/bot/ass
21:28 <+layer-eight> chopix meant: "nice ass"
21:29 < Holo> oh its live?
21:29 <+DomLS3> I really wish someone would ask him: “You say that your terms of service tell the users they own their data including pictures, but does that means you don’t have the right to use any of that information for your own advertising purposes anywhere else on facebook or anywhere else in a third party medium”
21:29 <+DrGibby|> chopix: robots don't need psychologists
21:29 < Holo> dragonfleas Yeah this is painful, zuckerburg is sweating pic?
21:29 < Holo> DrGibby| or do thay?
21:29 < Holo> they*
21:30 < vader-> Does Cantwell have somewhere she is going with these questions?
21:30 < chopix> How is that facebook stocks are +4%
21:30 < Holo> what if it was a depressed neural network AI?
21:30 < vader-> Pump and Dump
21:30 <+DrGibby|> chopix: russian bots
21:30 < dragonfleas> hodl on facebook stocks
21:30 < chopix> Ah I see
21:30 < chopix> Anyway and of you located in EU and working remotely?
21:30 < chopix> any
21:31 <+MillerBOSS> SPIN
21:31 < dragonfleas> that deflection
21:31 < tapoxi> I love how gcloud can just ship you a server and you ship it back loaded with data
21:31 < tapoxi> fedex: the fastest connection
21:31 < Holo> lol
21:31 < dragonfleas> i hate that the senators ask such manipulative and ulterior questions
21:31 < vinrock> chopix i know these guys hire a lot of eastern european techs:  https://wsmintl.com
21:31 <+DrGibby|> tapoxi: amazon can do that too
21:31 < vinrock> i use them and theyre good
21:31 <+DomLS3> dragonfleas: That’s their job
21:31 < dragonfleas> this is a glorified interrogation
21:31 < vinrock> maybe see if they have open positions
21:31 < tapoxi> I dont doubt it
21:31 < tapoxi> gcloud > aws
21:32 < dragonfleas> DomLS3, yeah but it just seems disgusting to me
21:32 <+DrGibby|> tapoxi: I agree
21:32 <+DomLS3> dragonfleas: So does millions of users data leaking out
21:32 < chopix> thanks vinrock, but I already tried with an eastern euro company and apparently my western euro wage was too high for them to match
21:32 < vinrock> that company is based in the US
21:32 < vinrock> I just know that I end up with a lot of guys in Ukraine when I have them do work for me
21:32 < tapoxi> hows mickey zomberg doing
21:32 < vinrock> and youre in italy so kinda close i guess
21:33 <+MillerBOSS> https://techcrunch.com/2015/01/11/leaked-palantir-doc-reveals-uses-specific-functions-and-key-clients/
21:33 < chopix> yeah just 4 or 5 thousands KM
21:33 <+MillerBOSS> >alantir has created a data mining system used extensively by law enforcement agencies and security companies to connect the dots between known criminals.
21:33 < chopix> lol
21:33 < BonKurei> chopix: How much is that in rupees?
21:33 < vinrock> lira
21:33 < tsarbomba> dragonfleas, we need to see yr documents
21:34 <+MillerBOSS> This is public (facebook) but what LexisNexis?
21:34 < dragonfleas> hmmm, i don't think facebook has been leaking user data that isn't relevant to advertisements, no different than the CIA wiretaps you call your cell phone
21:34 < tsarbomba> google 'cambridge analytica'
21:34 <+DomLS3> dragonfleas: dude that it this whole premis of why zuck is on trial
21:35 < dragonfleas> DomLS3, yeah i'm sure it's fine
21:35 < rpifan> tsarbomba, i just saw you yesterday on youtube
21:35 < chopix> vinrock: I just checked their website, and my sixth sense tells me they just have a company located in Ukraine
21:35 < chopix> I mean a division
21:36 < vader-> Zuck is going to have his team follow up with alot
21:36 < vader-> hehe
21:36 < Holo> vader- video link?
21:36 < vader-> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ValJMOpt7s
21:36 < chopix> is zuckborg talking?
21:36 <+layer-eight> YouTube LIVE: Mark Zuckerberg testifies on Capitol Hill by 2018-04-09T19:53:23.000Z (duration: stream) on Tue Apr 10 02:53:23 UTC 2018, 2018-04-09T19:53:23.000Z views
21:36 < vinrock> oh yeah you're right
21:36 < Holo> <3
21:36 < vinrock> ukraine and poland
21:36 <+DomLS3> hahaha he’s the CEO and he DOESN’T KNOW if the app can track browing history after Facebook app is closed
21:37 < dragonfleas> >having to explain cookies to a 90 year old non-tech savy senator
21:37 < JFDkthx> he didnt want to answer it live
21:37 <+DomLS3> he didn’t want to answer it at all
21:37 <+DomLS3> face has been served a penis?
21:37 <+DomLS3> did that guy just say that?
21:37 < dragonfleas> what the hell
21:37 < dragonfleas> subpoenas
21:37 < dragonfleas> subpenis
21:38 < dragonfleas> some penis
21:38 <+DomLS3> oh
21:38 <+MillerBOSS> Special council, eh
21:38 <+MillerBOSS> The fuck
21:38 < JFDkthx> too high retard
21:38 <+DomLS3> sounds like this senator was a 3 pack a day smoker
21:38 <+MillerBOSS> Hey look at that
21:38 <+DrGibby|> GET DAT H20 ZUCC
21:38 < chopix> he's just into growl and black metal
21:39 < dragonfleas> dude he's fucking baked
21:39 < Holo> heh
21:39 <+DomLS3> All of zuck’s answers: I’ll have my team get back to you
21:40 <+DomLS3> he doesn’t know shit about his own company
21:40 <+DomLS3> lmao
21:40 < Holo> hah
21:40 < chopix> can't he just say "I pledge my 5th"
21:40 < chopix> or something like that
21:40 < dragonfleas> Rich business man get's cucked by old man with some penis
21:40 < Holo> chopix that looks far worse
21:40 < Holo> he needs to keep up his image
21:40 < JFDkthx> chopix: this isnt criminal, and answering wouldn't incremenate him.
21:41 < Holo> hahahhaa
21:41 < chopix> but he could incriminate himself
21:41 < Holo> no no I will not take you shit
21:41 < chopix> anyway im not american so Idk
21:41 < Holo> answer the question
21:41 < JFDkthx> s/e/i/g
21:41 < Holo> lol
21:41 <+layer-eight> Holo meant: "answir thi quistion"
21:41 <+DomLS3> JFDkthx: fail
21:41 < dragonfleas> >hate speech
21:41 <+DrGibby|> I thought this under oath?
21:41 < dragonfleas> fucking liberal ass shit
21:41 < JFDkthx> intentional
21:41 < JFDkthx> you fucking tool
21:41 <+DomLS3> shut your snowflake mouth
21:42 < JFDkthx> pot calling the kettle black
21:42 < dragonfleas> freedom of speech on the internet is important, it's irrelevant to privacy
21:42 < vinrock> what
21:42 < vinrock> this is the united states why the fuck they care about CHYNA and myanmar
21:42 <+MillerBOSS> lol you girls fight nice now
21:42 <+MillerBOSS> what?
21:42 < tsarbomba> confirmed tornado over downtown ft. lauderdale
21:43 < vinrock> oh snap
21:43 < Holo> ha
21:43 < tsarbomba> vinrock, there is literal genocide happening in myanmar
21:43 < vinrock> yeah the rohynga
21:43 < vinrock> but i thought this was to dress down the zuck
21:43 < vinrock> not talk about real thangs
21:43 < tsarbomba> this is whatever grandstanding congressmen can get out of it
21:43 < vinrock> ah yeah good point
21:43 < dragonfleas> we gotta slow down on the political talk
21:44 < Holo> LOL
21:44 < Holo> we compete with google and apple
21:44 < tsarbomba> dragonfleas just called the entire channel "liberal" and "cucks" and now he wants to tone down the politics
21:44 < chopix> google+
21:44 < Holo> chopix dead
21:44 < chopix> myspace also
21:44 < Holo> :P
21:44 < dragonfleas> i didn't say cuck
21:44 < dragonfleas> when did i say cuck tsarbomba
21:44 < Holo> almost dead
21:44 < chopix> m y s p a c e
21:44 <+DomLS3> myspace is actually still around
21:44 < dragonfleas> google+
21:44 <+MillerBOSS> twitter
21:44 < tsarbomba> < dragonfleas> Rich business man get's cucked by old man with some penis
21:44 <+DomLS3> I know people that still use it
21:44 <+MillerBOSS> Why isn't he saying that?
21:44 < vinrock> lolwhat
21:44 < vader-> ruh roh... the M word
21:44 < dragonfleas> instagram, twitter, snapchat
21:45 < Holo> the M
21:45 < tsarbomba> anyone here on friendster?
21:45 < dragonfleas> omfg
21:45 < vinrock> 'the average american uses 8 different apps to stay in contact'
21:45 < dragonfleas> he's jabaiting him
21:45 < vinrock> who the fuck are these people
21:45 <+MillerBOSS> WOWOW
21:45 < AnimalFarmPig> google+ or gtfo
21:45 < Holo> the M bomb was dropped
21:45 < AnimalFarmPig> also, orkut and myspace
21:45 < dragonfleas> he's trying to jabait him into the monopoly
21:45 < AnimalFarmPig> silly old man
21:45 < dragonfleas> xynga
21:45 < dragonfleas> geocities
21:45 < chopix> why don't they ask the same questions to google
21:45 < dragonfleas> xanga*
21:45 <+DomLS3> farmersonly
21:45 < chopix> about monopoly and shit
21:45 < vinrock> bcuz google is the cia
21:45 < dragonfleas> google >= CIA
21:45 < Holo> with google, there is bing and duck go
21:45 < AnimalFarmPig> lol, software regulation
21:45 < tsarbomba> google turned the frogs gay
21:46 < AnimalFarmPig> zuck would love regulation
21:46 < vader-> haha
21:46 < Holo> so google has a safteynet
21:46 < Holo> LOL
21:46 < vader-> I think they get things right
21:46 < AnimalFarmPig> regulation is how encumbents keep out upstarts
21:46 < Zrane_> Does google directly sell access to their data to outside groups?  Or do they just use it to further refine their already creepy ad targeting?
21:46 < Holo> Ill have my team folow up
21:46 < tsarbomba> regulation is how you don't end up spending $30/month to allow netflix on your internet connection
21:46 < vinrock> he's getting frustrated
21:46 < tsarbomba> zrane, both
21:46 < Holo> Zrane_ I dont think they sell it
21:46 < vinrock> i can read his face
21:46 < chopix> google is so big, that "outside groups" are just different divisions?
21:46 < vinrock> he's thinking "i can have everyone in this room killed"
21:47 < dragonfleas> H20
21:47 < Holo> they have their hands in everything
21:47 < dragonfleas> H2O
21:47 < chopix> google = cancer
21:47 < AnimalFarmPig> tsarbomba: flip side of that is that regulation prevents a start-up WISP from throttling netflix
21:47 < tsarbomba> i want zuck to stand up and say "YOU WANT ME ON THAT WALL. YOU NEED ME ON THAT WALL" then storm out
21:48 < dragonfleas> i feel bad for the sysadmins dealing with this scandal at facebook
21:48 < chopix> why should this touch them?
21:48 < AnimalFarmPig> I think it's fun to see two groups that I hate arguing with each other
21:48 <+MillerBOSS> Break in with a crowbar? Wtf
21:49 <+MillerBOSS> This is not kiss ass time lady
21:49 < chopix> disclaimer: im no user of facebook so I have no idea about whats the whole issue is about
21:49 <+DomLS3> This is public info
21:49 <+DomLS3> there was no break in
21:49 <+DomLS3> it wasn’t a hack
21:49 <+DomLS3> it was public info
21:49 <+DomLS3> wtfd
21:49 < dragonfleas> chopix, you don't think this is majorly affecting the entire company?
21:49 < vinrock> chopix:  people finally realized that they are the product that facebook sells
21:49 < dragonfleas> DomLS3, i agree
21:49 < vinrock> took long enough but late is better than never
21:49 < AnimalFarmPig> I feel more sympathy for the poor backpage.com workers
21:49 < vinrock> ^^^
21:49 < Holo> rip
21:49 < chopix> dragonfleas: yes, but how is it going to touch sysadmin directly? unless lays off ofc
21:50 < AnimalFarmPig> a bunch of people from my college worked for them, not sure what happened to their jobs
21:50 <+MillerBOSS> Nothing is going to change with this hearing and Facebook
21:50 < dragonfleas> i'm fine with being a product that facebook sells for the sake of convenience
21:50 < vinrock> thats not the problem
21:50 < tsarbomba> once chris pratt said he was deleting his facebook account zuck knew his time had grown short
21:50 < vinrock> the problem is when the data theyve been colecting is comrpomised
21:50 < dragonfleas> government control bill
21:51 < brianx> it was sold, not compromised.
21:51 < dragonfleas> #deletefacebook
21:51 < Holo> dragonfleas no
21:51 < tsarbomba> whynotboth.jpg
21:51 < Holo> you need to poison your data first
21:51 < AnimalFarmPig> "I WANT TO USE FACEBOOK FOR FREE TO SEE PICTURES OF MY GRANDKIDS, BUT I DON'T WANT YOU TO BE ABLE TO PROFIT OFF ME OR MY DATA IN ANY WAY!!!!"
21:51 < AnimalFarmPig> government should just start a social network
21:51 < dragonfleas> ^
21:51 < AnimalFarmPig> use tax money on it
21:51 <+MillerBOSS> omg no
21:51 < tsarbomba> what do you think google+ is?
21:51 < vinrock> never had a facebook account crew checking in
21:51 < AnimalFarmPig> what could go wrong?
21:51 < dragonfleas> facebook.gov
21:51 < dragonfleas> you sign in with your SSN
21:51 < vinrock> oh shit
21:52 < AnimalFarmPig> ^
21:52 < vinrock> she got him here
21:52 < Holo> oh snap
21:52 < Holo> he is dancing around
21:52 < vinrock> aaaand deflection
21:52 < Holo> ah haha
21:52 < asimon> Does Zuck know anything specific?
21:52 < AnimalFarmPig> uh oh! [[[RUSSIANS]]]!!!!!!!1111!!!!
21:52 < vinrock> "look baby i just make dat paper yaheer"
21:52 < chopix> cyka
21:52 <+MillerBOSS> https://www.zdnet.com/article/microsoft-delivers-more-fixes-for-windows-10-redstone-4-plus-new-server-2019-test-builds/
21:53 < dragonfleas> zucc the cucc
21:53 < vinrock> ^
21:53 < JFDkthx> oooo
21:53 < tsarbomba> (((globalism)))
21:53 < chopix> btw it says "no politics" in the chan topic
21:53 < dragonfleas> Mature powerful MILF controls small nerdy sissy boy
21:53 < tsarbomba> facebook isn't politics
21:53 < tsarbomba> it's social networking
21:53 < Holo> :>
21:53 < tsarbomba> get on our level
21:54 < chopix> :o
21:54 < brianx> facebook isn't social networking, it's big data.
21:55 < Holo> hahahaha
21:55 <+MillerBOSS> https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dacb-OkXcAEFPGq.jpg:large
21:55 < dragonfleas> it's not shocking that zucc has not been able to provide a single valid refutation
21:55 < estranger> it's a giant graph db
21:55 <+DomLS3> another “have my team follow up with you” answer
21:55 <+DomLS3> jesus christ
21:55 <+DomLS3> this mf doesn’t know shit
21:55 < Holo> he was like no
21:55 < Holo> tell me
21:55 < Holo> f your team
21:55 < vinrock> i hope he slips and says "slaves" instead of "team" next time
21:56 < Holo> tell me
21:56 < tsarbomba> that's the same answer the AG gave
21:56 < chopix> well look in his defence, he's just the "boss", not actually an IT rep
21:56 <+MillerBOSS> He has got to be joking
21:56 <+DomLS3> How can he be the CEO of the company and not have answers to so many questions
21:56 < chopix> i think he really doesn't know most the answers
21:56 < insecurity> ZUCK
21:56 < F34RInc> ooooo dodge the questions, yes or no
21:56 < Holo> exaustive in the legal documents
21:56 < Holo> all of the settings
21:57 <+MillerBOSS> I signed up for messenger only the only day with an email address I never used with anything, never had any facebook anything on my iPhone ever and I was suggested all people I knew in real life.
21:57 < chopix> coz the CEO doesn't mean hes omniscient, I mean, in the last companies I worked the CEO knew barely nothing
21:57 < chopix> about the IT infrascruture
21:57 <+MillerBOSS> I used a fake name etc
21:57 < Holo> chopix ya but FB is his baby
21:57 < dragonfleas> MillerBOSS, that wasn't facebook that was the CIA
21:57 < chopix> it was years ago
21:57 < Holo> in general
21:57 < chopix> not its probably something completely different
21:57 < estranger> https://projects.apache.org/statistics.html# .. java is still king.. by far
21:57 < chopix> s/not/now
21:57 <+layer-eight> chopix meant: "now its probably something completely different"
21:58 < Holo> in general we do not farm your data.. just from messages and contacts
21:58 < gnupluslinux> why do you build me up, buttercup baby just to let me down
21:58 < dragonfleas> zuckerburg needs to refer to the data that he's referring to as METAdata
21:58 < dragonfleas> instead of making it appear to be sensitive data
21:59 < vinrock> OH SHIT
21:59 < vinrock> GOTEM
21:59 <+DomLS3> roflmfao
21:59 < dragonfleas> FUCK
21:59 < dragonfleas> got his ass
21:59 < Holo> HAHAHAHA
21:59 < asimon> HOLY SHIT
21:59 < asimon> i love this
21:59 <+DomLS3> that was fucking gold
21:59 <+MillerBOSS> LOLOL
21:59 <+giant_it_burrit> what
21:59 <+giant_it_burrit> what happened
21:59 < asimon> I can die happy
21:59 <+giant_it_burrit> plz share
21:59 < dragonfleas> dude no one is sharing that information
21:59 <+giant_it_burrit> what watching
21:59 < grumplestiltzkin> giant_it_burrit++   I'm not watching, what happened
21:59 <+giant_it_burrit> what happened
21:59 < vinrock> this guy shoulda stood up, dropped the mic and moonwalked right the fuck outa there
22:00 < vader-> haha that question was hilarious
22:00 < vinrock> his job is done
22:00 < asimon> The senator asked Zuckerberg totally out of the blue "Would you feel comfortable sharing with us the name of the hotel you stayed in last night?"
22:00 < dragonfleas> ^
22:00 < vinrock> that fella - hes the man
22:00 < grumplestiltzkin> wat
22:00 <+DomLS3> took zuck like 15 seconds of silence to answer
22:00 <+DomLS3> it was gold
22:00 < dragonfleas> he gottem
22:00 <@JollyRgrs> asimon: LOL
22:00 < vinrock> grumps you missed it
22:00 < asimon> And he was super confused and replied "Uhh...no I wouldn't be comfortable with that"
22:00 < grumplestiltzkin> nice
22:01 <+giant_it_burrit> he isnt comfy with me having guns but has armed guards
22:01 <+giant_it_burrit> hmmmmmmmmmm
22:01 < Holo> kids time
22:01 < Holo> better run
22:01 < vinrock> giant_it_burrit stop being a savage and hire your own armed guards
22:01 < vinrock> pff
22:02 < dragonfleas> no 6 year old should be using facebook LOL
22:02 <+giant_it_burrit> i want to shoot people myself
22:02 < vinrock> sorry thats the job of the police
22:02 <+giant_it_burrit> walk 4 in a row on the sidewalk
22:02 <+giant_it_burrit> shot
22:02 <+giant_it_burrit> drive slow in the left lane
22:02 <+giant_it_burrit> shot
22:02 < chopix> vinrock: are you a sysadmin for a living?
22:02 < vinrock> bring yappy dog into foodplace
22:02 < vinrock> shot
22:02 <@JollyRgrs> anyone got the live stream link?
22:02 < vinrock> chopix yeah
22:02 < Holo> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ValJMOpt7s
22:02 <+layer-eight> YouTube LIVE: Mark Zuckerberg testifies on Capitol Hill by 2018-04-09T19:53:23.000Z (duration: stream) on Tue Apr 10 02:53:23 UTC 2018, 2018-04-09T19:53:23.000Z views
22:02 <@JollyRgrs> c-span wants me to log in with my account.. but i only do OTA
22:02 <+MillerBOSS> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXq-5L2ghhg
22:02 <+layer-eight> YouTube WATCH LIVE: Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg testifies to U.S. lawmakers in wake of privacy scandal by 2018-04-10T11:53:02.000Z (duration: stream) on Tue Apr 10 18:53:02 UTC 2018, 2018-04-10T11:53:02.000Z views
22:02 <@JollyRgrs> thanks
22:02 < Holo> pick one
22:03 < chopix> vinrock: I guess you aren't a remote worker :p
22:03 < vinrock> im tech director at a midsize company so i kinda do everything
22:03 < vinrock> nope
22:03 <@JollyRgrs> "in general"... lol
22:03 <+giant_it_burrit> they dont let anyone under the age of 13 on facebook
22:03 <+giant_it_burrit> lol
22:03 < Holo> in general
22:03 < chopix> what you guys think about all the gibberish sorrounding "cloud" and "devops" and blah blah?
22:03 < dragonfleas> in general
22:03 < dragonfleas> he just said in general again
22:04 < Holo> in general we do not rape you of all of your information
22:04 < chopix> zuckborg is programmed to say that, forgive him
22:04 < Holo> but
22:04 < dragonfleas> "hello my name is reptilian king mark zuckerburg
22:04 < Holo> move fast and break things
22:04 <+DomLS3> he just used the word sexy
22:05 <+giant_it_burrit> less sexy
22:05 <+DomLS3> lol
22:05 < Holo> going to make it my new work motto
22:05 < dragonfleas> that's honesty lol
22:05 < Holo> call it im gunning for CEO
22:05 < dragonfleas> i'm gunning for facebook tbh
22:05 < Hempux> Is he breaking yet?
22:05 < vader-> think he goes home and beats his wife tonight?
22:05 < dragonfleas> Hempux, he's been breaking the whole time
22:05 < vader-> or atleast kicks the dog?
22:05 <+DrGibby|> jesus vader-
22:05 < dragonfleas> vader-, no, he'll slap his daughter
22:05 <+DomLS3> Hempux: he broke with the “would you tell us what hotel you stayed at last night” question
22:05 <+giant_it_burrit> you cant makesure stuff is used for good
22:05 <+giant_it_burrit> jesus
22:06 < vader-> his blood inside boiling
22:06 < Hempux> I watched a few minutes and Mark looked pretty sweaty
22:06 < vader-> you can see it
22:06 <+DrGibby|> mark is always sweaty
22:06 <+giant_it_burrit> i agree we are responsible fort he content
22:06 < Holo> slimey*
22:06 <+giant_it_burrit> huehuehue
22:06 <+DrGibby|> his sweat modules have malfunctioned
22:06 < grumplestiltzkin> https://www.10news.com/news/national/zuckerberg-hearing-begins-watch-live  nonyoutube link if anyone needs
22:07 <+giant_it_burrit> define bad content fuck stick
22:07 < Holo> bow down to our google overloards
22:07 < Holo> :P
22:07 < vinrock> see that smile
22:07 < vinrock> he just learned a new strategy
22:07 <+MillerBOSS> >AI
22:07 < vinrock> keep talkin so their 5 minutes runs down
22:08 < Holo> no zuck
22:08 < Holo> answer the dam question
22:08 <+giant_it_burrit> can a 13 yr old give consent?
22:08 <+giant_it_burrit> we should
22:08 <+giant_it_burrit> do
22:08 <+giant_it_burrit> OOOO
22:08 < Holo> we should
22:08 < grumplestiltzkin> "Our terms of service have changed since that document, we change them every day"
22:09 < Tekz> We do
22:09 <+giant_it_burrit> horseshit
22:09 < Holo> HAHAHAHA
22:09 < Holo> WE DO NOT SELL DATA
22:09 <+MillerBOSS> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxTda6zX2pA yeah sure
22:09 <+layer-eight> YouTube Super Troopers: Literally What I Said Was, "Yeah Sure, Sir" by 2017-10-31T01:16:13.000Z (duration: 2:38) on Tue Oct 31 08:16:13 UTC 2017, 2017-10-31T01:16:13.000Z views
22:09 < Heresiarch> nice hair-splitting.
22:10 < Holo> we can do a few more
22:10 < Holo> lol
22:10 <+giant_it_burrit> looking around for laughs
22:10 < Holo> MOERE
22:10 <@JollyRgrs> he just wants to get this over with
22:10 < grumplestiltzkin> are 'greeen dress' and 'concerned cfo' with him?
22:10 <+giant_it_burrit> deceived
22:10 <+giant_it_burrit> KEK
22:10 <+giant_it_burrit> fucking keke
22:10 < Heresiarch> "Drug dealers don't sell drugs. Drugs sell themselves! Drug dealers *offer* drugs." - Chris Rock
22:11 <+giant_it_burrit> ooooo
22:11 <+giant_it_burrit> dang
22:11 <+giant_it_burrit> hes got a boar
22:11 <+giant_it_burrit> d
22:11 < Holo> dam son
22:11 < Holo> DAM
22:11 <+giant_it_burrit> dang
22:12 <+giant_it_burrit> must be one one the 3 guys not paid
22:12 <+giant_it_burrit> oh shit
22:12 <+giant_it_burrit> i made mistakes
22:12 < Holo> hahahaha
22:12 <@JollyRgrs> REKT
22:12 < Holo> boom
22:12 <+giant_it_burrit> hes got an apology board
22:12 < Tekz> B R O A D E R V I E W
22:12 <@JollyRgrs> wow, zuck is a political tryhard
22:12 < Holo> stop talking
22:12 <+MillerBOSS> How many times is he gonna repeat this
22:13 < grumplestiltzkin> cuckerberg needs a reset button
22:13 <@JollyRgrs> zuck is trying to politician them and they are like "no, we know how to do this, you suck, just stop"
22:13 < vader-> zuck is probably regretting not taking the break now
22:13 < F34RInc> ^
22:13 < Holo> big time
22:13 <@JollyRgrs> yeah
22:13 <@JollyRgrs> lol
22:13 < Holo> this guy is wrecking him
22:13 <+MillerBOSS> Good
22:14 <+MillerBOSS> And this guy is right
22:14 <+DrGibby|> I like Blumenthal
22:14 <@JollyRgrs> "your apologies are insincere and i don't see how you can 'be good' and maintain being rich"
22:14 < Holo> generaly
22:14 <@JollyRgrs> haha
22:15 <@JollyRgrs> opt-in
22:15 <@JollyRgrs> "no"
22:15 < Holo> ikr
22:15 < Holo> no one would opt in
22:15 <@JollyRgrs> "senator, oh yes, of course"... his voice is so annoying
22:15 < vinrock> dude needs to blow his nose
22:16 < vinrock> or huff some nasonex
22:16 < vader-> http://weknowmemes.com/generator/uploads/generated/g1384743509711160594.jpg
22:16 <+MillerBOSS> Lmao https://twitter.com/KaivanShroff/status/983779936040357889 See picture of >His team has him sitting on a 4” cushion during testimony because they know it’s important for him not to look small or meek in the pics
22:16 < vinrock> "Ok speaking up for all 5'7 people here: life can be rough sometimes, let us have our cushions."
22:16 < vinrock> kek
22:16 < Holo> lol
22:17 <+DomLS3> Can zuck just answer a question with a yes or no
22:17 <+DomLS3> jesus christ
22:17 < grumplestiltzkin> ooohhhh.  Teddy is going to light up suckerberg
22:17 < mkillebrew> Isn't that called a booster seat?
22:17 < Tekz> bs he knows exactly what the statute is
22:17 < Holo> ya
22:17 <@JollyRgrs> DomLS3: no, b/c he doesn't want to concede to any answer he would be held accountable fort
22:17 <@JollyRgrs> s/t//
22:17 <+layer-eight> JollyRgrs meant: "DomLS3: no, b/c he doesn' wan o concede o any answer he would be held accounable for"
22:18 <@JollyRgrs> oh boy... thanks layer-eight
22:18 < linuxdood> !nominate noobiedubie
22:18 < Holo> o.o
22:18 < mkillebrew> s/.*/{1}/
22:18 <+layer-eight> Holo meant: "{1}{1}"
22:18 <+MillerBOSS> !ban linuxdood
22:18 <+MillerBOSS> !ban linuxdood
22:18 <+DomLS3> !ban linuxdood
22:18 <+DomLS3> !ban linuxdood
22:18 < vinrock> oh shit it's lyin' ted
22:18 <@JollyRgrs> hahaha
22:18 < linuxdood> !nominate noobiedubie Helped me out and prevented a meltdown of a server.
22:18 <@JollyRgrs> CFA appreciation day = unsafe to community?
22:18 < vinrock> as much as i cant stand this guy, he's a goddamn twitter pro
22:18 < mkillebrew> s/.*/A
22:19 <+layer-eight> vinrock meant: "AA"
22:19 < vinrock> wut
22:19 < mkillebrew> why is it just two
22:19 <+MillerBOSS> Extremely left leaning tsarbomba hear that>/
22:19 < mkillebrew> s/.*/A/g
22:19 <+layer-eight> MillerBOSS meant: "AA"
22:19 < Holo> haha
22:19 < Holo> no waste my time
22:19 <+DomLS3> MillerBOSS: Well that was easy
22:20 <+DomLS3> only took 1 minute to get rid of him
22:20 < vinrock> SHOTS FIRED
22:20 < Holo> haha
22:20 < Tekz> as soon as cruz mentioned palmer lucky zuck looked extremely uncomfortable
22:20 <+MillerBOSS> :P
22:21 < brianx> s/*. /A/g
22:21 < Holo> that eye rool
22:21 < Holo> roll
22:21 < Holo> good god there goes zuck again
22:22 <@JollyRgrs> he's trying to not cry
22:22 <+DomLS3> I hope someone is counting how many times he says “I need my team to follow up”
22:22 <@JollyRgrs> "no..... NO! i'm not crying!"
22:22 < vinrock> i was counting how many times he said 'russia' but then my brain broke
22:22 <@JollyRgrs> "i can keep going, it isn't phasing me" .... *eyes twitching wildly*
22:22 < vinrock> aw wtf
22:22 < vinrock> why they letting him go recharge
22:22 < vinrock> i wana see his speech slow down as the batteries drain
22:22 < grumplestiltzkin> rekt
22:23 < vinrock> the elusive butt pad
22:23 < grumplestiltzkin> remember that time Ted Cruz made suckerberg almost cry?
22:23 < mkillebrew> s/
22:23 < mkillebrew> whoops
22:23 < vinrock> git gud
22:24 < mkillebrew> s/[\w]//g
22:24 <+layer-eight> vinrock meant: " "
22:24 < mkillebrew> s/[\w]//
22:24 <+layer-eight> mkillebrew meant: ""
22:24 < mkillebrew> s/[\w]/\\\rfoo/
22:24 <+layer-eight> mkillebrew meant: "\\rfoo/"
22:25 < mkillebrew> s/[\w]/\\rfoo/
22:25 <+layer-eight> mkillebrew meant: "\\\rfoo\rfoo\rfoo\rfoo/"
22:25 < vinrock> stop haxing the bawt
22:25 < mkillebrew> more words for sed to match on here
22:25 <+DomLS3> s/o/(
22:25 < mkillebrew> s/[\w]/\\rfoo/
22:25 <+layer-eight> mkillebrew meant: "m(re w(rds f(r sed t( match (n here"
22:25 <+layer-eight> mkillebrew meant: "\rfoo(\rfoo\rfoo \rfoo(\rfoo\rfoo\rfoo \rfoo(\rfoo \rfoo\rfoo\rfoo \rfoo( \rfoo\rfoo\rfoo\rfoo\rfoo (\rfoo \rfoo\rfoo\rfoo\rfoo"
22:25 < mkillebrew> gah
22:25 < dragonfleas> mkillebrew, stop
22:25 <+DomLS3> ok quit fuckin with the bot
22:25 < grumplestiltzkin> s/ /duck
22:25 <+layer-eight> DomLS3 meant: "okduckquitduckfuckinduckwithducktheduckbot"
22:25 < mkillebrew> more words for sed to match on here 1 2 3 4 5 6 7
22:26 < mkillebrew> s/[\w]/\\rfoo/
22:26 <+layer-eight> mkillebrew meant: "\rfoo\rfoo\rfoo\rfoo \rfoo\rfoo\rfoo\rfoo\rfoo \rfoo\rfoo\rfoo \rfoo\rfoo\rfoo \rfoo\rfoo \rfoo\rfoo\rfoo\rfoo\rfoo \rfoo\rfoo \rfoo\rfoo\rfoo\rfoo \rfoo \rfoo \rfoo \rfoo \rfoo \rfoo \rfoo"
22:26 < mkillebrew> kek
22:26 <+DomLS3> banbot9000 incoming
22:26 < precise> Listen here dickweeds, shitposting will not be tollerated in these parts
22:26 <+DomLS3> precise: you just sit there and be a quiet little snek
22:26 < precise> D:
22:26 <+DomLS3> ssssssssss
22:26 < precise> nooooooo
22:27 < Holo> but
22:27 < Holo> facebook is where we all shitpost?
22:27 < Holo> ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ
22:27 < precise> sudo rm -rf --no-preserve-shitbook ./facebook
22:27 < mkillebrew> someone needs better input validation
22:27 < Holo> precise i am doing that to windows 10
22:27 < precise> kill -SIGKILL fuckerberg
22:28 < Holo> my windows key no longer exists
22:28 < Holo> like what the fuck
22:28 < Hempux> My tab key sometimes stops working
22:28 <+DomLS3> s/tab key/dick
22:28 <+layer-eight> Hempux meant: "My dick sometimes stops working"
22:28 < Hempux> I have to click fields with the mouse like a savage
22:28 < Holo> as in my windows license key
22:28 < precise> s/savage/pleb
22:28 <+layer-eight> Hempux meant: "I have to click fields with the mouse like a pleb"
22:29 < precise> JollyRgrs: Hello, welcome back to #preciseland
22:29 < Hempux> Right precise, i meant pleb
22:29 <+DomLS3> new that was coming
22:29 < Holo> lol
22:29 < vinrock> hempux open it up and clean out the crusty smegma
22:29  * precise puts his coffee down
22:29  * precise glares at vinrock 
22:29 < Holo> I forgot why I do not use windows for personal use
22:29 < vinrock> hey it aint my smegma
22:29 < Holo> :s
22:29 < mkillebrew> s/([\w]|\ )/\\rfoo/
22:30 < mkillebrew> hm
22:30 <+DomLS3> Windows is the superior operating system
22:30 <+MillerBOSS> We don't have time for your shit precise
22:30 < precise> Oh yeah?
22:30 < mkillebrew> use what makes your dick twitch, nobody cares
22:30 <+MillerBOSS> Yeah
22:30 < onenerdyguy> jesus, are we back to this crap again
22:30 < Holo> DomLS3 well Microsoft just pushed me back to linux / osx for personal use
22:30 < precise> onenerdyguy: Hi
22:30 < onenerdyguy> Holo, for what
22:31 < vinrock> you guys watching the stream still
22:31 < vinrock> that camera dude has a gigantic shnozola
22:31 <@JollyRgrs> Holo: what do you mean it no longer exists?
22:31 < onenerdyguy> stream? whats streaming now?
22:31 < precise> onenerdyguy: Lemme guess
22:31 <@JollyRgrs> onenerdyguy: zuckerburg break
22:31 < Holo> JollyRgrs good question
22:31 < precise> Fuckerbergs testimoney?
22:31 < vinrock> zuck getting his shit pushed in
22:31 < onenerdyguy> oh
22:31 < onenerdyguy> he in twouble?
22:31 < Holo> that was what I asked
22:31 < precise> "trouble"
22:31 < Heresiarch> onenerdyguy: some autist being gangbanged by a bunch of old folks.
22:31 <@JollyRgrs> Holo: you got the whole "key is saved in firmware" win10 key?
22:31 < onenerdyguy> Heresiarch, i've seen that porn before.
22:31 < vinrock> nah half these people have facebook stock
22:31 < vinrock> the other half he donated to
22:32 < precise> "Don't worry guys, we will self regulate, no biggy"
22:32 < onenerdyguy> vinrock, othe rhalf? 44 out of 46 on that committee facebook donated to.
22:32 < precise> I love the new ad policy they are using
22:32 < precise> Hey
22:32 < mkillebrew> s/[\w]|/\\rfoo\\rfoo/
22:32 < vinrock> oh ok so a bit more than half
22:32 < Holo> JollyRgrs I had to reinstall thanks to 1709 refusing to install via updater
22:32 < mkillebrew> is the bot ignoring me now?
22:32 < mkillebrew> jerks
22:32 < precise> We see you are placing ads
22:32 < precise> So how about give us more data
22:32 <+DrGibby|> https://twitter.com/ZuckerbergMemes/status/983792401771835392
22:32 < Holo> and now my key i invalid
22:32 < precise> to track u
22:32 < onenerdyguy> Holo, you should update anyways ;)
22:32 < Holo> is*
22:32 <@JollyRgrs> mkillebrew: you ruined the bot for everyone. try it again and i'll kick your ass to the corner
22:32 <@JollyRgrs> give it a rest already
22:32 < precise> heh
22:32 < Holo> onenerdyguy I did and now this bullshit
22:32 < mkillebrew> don't get your panties in a bunch
22:33 < onenerdyguy> Holo, pfft
22:33  * precise sets mode +b mkillebrew #preciseland
22:33 < onenerdyguy> Holo, user error
22:33 <@JollyRgrs> i'm just tired of seeing your dumbass keep posting s/ stuff in teh channel
22:33 < mkillebrew> you want a hand making the bot suck less?
22:33 <@JollyRgrs> it's shitposting
22:33 < Holo> onenerdyguy naa they fucking deleted my EDU key for some reason
22:33 < precise> Holo: abuse
22:33 < onenerdyguy> are you an EDU customer, or did you 'obtian' it?
22:33 < vinrock> dude is like 'whoa this gavel thing is awesome'
22:33 < Holo> EDU customer
22:33 <+DomLS3> how many fuckin times they gonna bang that gavel
22:33 < precise> lmao
22:33 <@JollyRgrs> not my bot, i don't care, the bot does fine until people try to abuse it and try to find cracks to make it go crazy
22:33 < mkillebrew> there's no shame in failure to sanatize regex input
22:34 < onenerdyguy> then why the fuck aren't you using AD Activation or KMS, Holo ?
22:34 < vinrock> but there is shame is spelling sanitize incorrectly
22:34 < mkillebrew> yeah... everything is just super until someone tries to break it
22:34 < Holo> onenerdyguy I get a EDU key for personal use
22:34 < onenerdyguy> mkillebrew, don't be a dick.
22:34 < onenerdyguy> Holo, through what, dreamspark or whatever?
22:34 < mkillebrew> don't run insecure bots
22:34 < Holo> ya or wtf its called now
22:34 < Holo> i cant keep up
22:35 <+giant_it_burrit> hes doing bans
22:35 < onenerdyguy> Holo, it's called Imagine. And Imagine doesn't include EDU, it includes the server OS.
22:35 <@JollyRgrs> mkillebrew: the channel is for talking to others... not filling it up with you trying to toy with a bot
22:35 < Holo> onenerdyguy onthehub
22:35 < onenerdyguy> Holo, I managed an imagine system for 10 years.
22:36 < Holo> onenerdyguy its just annoying as hell that I have to get a new key when this should never have happened
22:36 < mkillebrew> whose bot is it
22:36 < precise> mkillebrew: mine
22:36 < precise> fite me
22:36 <+DomLS3> It’s MillerBoss’s bot
22:36 <+DomLS3> don’t let that slithery lil snek fool you
22:36 < precise> lies
22:36 < mkillebrew> need help fixing it?
22:36 < precise> am not snek
22:36 < vinrock> kway-zai
22:36 < vinrock> wut
22:36 < mkillebrew> because it shouldn't do that
22:36 <+giant_it_burrit> he sent an email
22:36 < precise> mkillebrew: no
22:36 <+giant_it_burrit> EMAIL
22:36 <+giant_it_burrit> LULLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
22:36 < Holo> I get pissed off when MS makes me do work for their mistakes
22:36 < Holo> :P
22:36 <+giant_it_burrit> no one lies!!!!!!!!!!!!
22:36 < precise> mkillebrew: You shouldn't do that either
22:36 <+giant_it_burrit> oh my sides
22:36 < mkillebrew> you shouldn't expect people not to
22:37 < mkillebrew> a sysadmin should know better
22:37 < onenerdyguy> Holo, if you have access to onthehub, just re-download?
22:37 < onenerdyguy> Holo, or, you know, back your shit up before you put out a major upgrade?
22:37 < precise> Fuckerberg said that the EU does some things right earlier when asked if the EU has data privacy right, got a chuckle outta that
22:37 < Holo> onenerdyguy I need to make a new order which ill just have them do that
22:38 < Holo> onenerdyguy I didn't realize I needed to backup my activation files :P
22:38 < onenerdyguy> you didn't realize you needed to backup before doing a major OS change?
22:38 < Holo> onenerdyguy all of my data etc is backed up
22:39 < precise> I was wondering why the fuck my linux machine was running so slow... glances > burstcoind at 250% CPU
22:39 < precise> The fuck lol
22:39  * precise kills
22:39 < onenerdyguy> precise, don't mine like an idiot ;)
22:39 < precise> onenerdyguy: It was only the node daemon
22:39 < onenerdyguy> ah
22:39 < precise> Not even the miner
22:39 < hxcsp> how would you guys repurpose a R710 with 6Tb worth of space for an offsite backup repo (for veeam). looking for opinions/options for the best way to do this
22:39 < precise> Probs tryin to catch up for the month it has been offline
22:39 <@JollyRgrs> no, all zuck has to do is mine the data on the corp's members on FB and see what they are saying
22:39 < precise> I wish they'd say upfront it's gonna cron you
22:39 < onenerdyguy> hxcsp, for prod?
22:40 < AnimalFarmPig> burstcoind?
22:40 <+giant_it_burrit> now they want valid govt id
22:40 <+giant_it_burrit> wtf
22:40 < Holo> oh god no
22:40 <+MillerBOSS> Offsite at another site?
22:40 < precise> AnimalFarmPig: mmhmm
22:40 < AnimalFarmPig> precise: what is it?
22:40 < hxcsp> onenerdyguy: most of our stuff is in "the cloud" but yes
22:40 < Holo> onenerdyguy now I do have a full disk backup on my mac :P
22:40 < precise> AnimalFarmPig: Node dameon for the Burstcoin networks
22:40 < precise> Is a PoS/PoR crypto
22:40 < onenerdyguy> hxcsp, ick. Server 2016 core install with file sharing as a wan link in Veeam.
22:40 <@JollyRgrs> hxcsp: 6x6TB SSD in raid-1-1-1...
22:40 < precise> Uses HDD instead of compute
22:40 < onenerdyguy> hxcsp, and budget next year to upgrade to a supported model
22:40 < AnimalFarmPig> precise: ahhh... keeps a copy of block chain, allows you to transaction?
22:40 < onenerdyguy> Holo, you just have more problems
22:40 < precise> AnimalFarmPig: yeah
22:40 < AnimalFarmPig> neat
22:41 < precise> The clients been off for a month
22:41 < precise> Was catching up
22:41 < hxcsp> JollyRgrs: i already have the drives and space, was talking more about OS/File systems
22:41 < hxcsp> onenerdyguy: this is like a third backup, kind of an oh-shit
22:41 < hxcsp> and i have extra servers to do stuff with
22:41 < Holo> onenerdyguy what I get for trying to take a old $200 tablet and making it useful for something
22:42 <@JollyRgrs> hxcsp: who will be adminning it?
22:42 < hxcsp> me
22:42 < precise> JollyRgrs: u
22:42 < precise> o
22:42 <@JollyRgrs> ease of use... something windows something... or other end, setup something with ZFS
22:42 < hxcsp> yeah i wasnt sure i wanted to use a windows license
22:43 < hxcsp> the more money you save amirite
22:43 < precise> urite
22:43 <@JollyRgrs> oh wow
22:43 <@JollyRgrs> he just went optimus prime
22:43 < precise> wot
22:43 <@JollyRgrs> but now they gave zuck the same voice
22:43 <@JollyRgrs> precise: the feed i'm watching added echo in all of a sudden
22:43 <+DomLS3> JollyRgrs: same
22:43 < precise> Oh lol
22:44 < precise> I was listening on NPR in my car, not watching the feed
22:44 < precise> I dont feel like raging in starbucks
22:44 <+MillerBOSS> What are you using to do the backup hxcsp ?
22:44 <@JollyRgrs> https://www.hackthisbillboard.com/welcome.html
22:44 <+MillerBOSS> Like what protocol will be used or application
22:44 <@JollyRgrs> mkillebrew: try that link
22:44 < Holo> precise why not?
22:45 < precise> Holo: Because I'm running out of local starbucks that I'm not trespassed from
22:45 < hxcsp> MillerBOSS: veeam
22:45 < Holo> rip
22:45 < vinrock> or log all your phonecalls
22:45 < vinrock> and text messages
22:45 < vinrock> and call lenghts
22:45 < vinrock> and message recipients
22:45 < precise> Or Or
22:45 < precise> Just install facebook messenger on ur phone
22:45 < precise> Then ask for your data
22:46 < Holo> linux it is
22:46 < Holo> welcome home
22:46 < mkillebrew> JollyRgrs: no
22:46 < precise> mkillebrew: Weren't you bant for quite some time?
22:46 < mkillebrew> no
22:46 <@JollyRgrs> i'd take the helicopter ride to and from work
22:47 <+DomLS3> haha
22:47 <+DomLS3> is name is schatz
22:47 < precise> JollyRgrs: They do that in NYC and Saudi
22:47 <+DomLS3> I wonder if he ever schatz his pants
22:47 <@JollyRgrs> DomLS3: lonely island new single "and then he shatz... in... his pants..."
22:47 < mkillebrew> why would you allege such a thing
22:47 < precise> on a boat?
22:47 < vinrock> ishatzinmypantzishatzinmypanntssssss
22:47 < precise> on a boat?
22:48 < vinrock> TAKE A PICTURE TRICK, IM ON A BOAT BITCH
22:48 < precise> I just finished S2 of Star Trek TOS
22:48 < vinrock> IM DRINKIN SANTATA CHAMP CUZ ITS SOO CRISP
22:48 < precise> No spoilers pls
22:48 <@JollyRgrs> and then he schatz in his pants....
22:48 < grumplestiltzkin> got your flippy-floppies?
22:48 < mal_will> I have been troubleshooting printers all day and I want to smack people now. I am a filthy IT.
22:48 < precise> mal_will: D:
22:48 < vinrock> IM FLIPPIN BURGERS YOU'RE AT KINKO'S STRAIGHT FLIPPIN COPIES
22:48 <+MillerBOSS> mkillebrew 👉 did you find some vulnerability with layer-eight ?
22:49 < grumplestiltzkin> star trek terms of service? that doesn't sound appealing
22:49 < mkillebrew> no, I didn't make it that far
22:49 < mkillebrew> just made it misbehave
22:49 < precise> He caused an adverse reaction that could most likely be exploited in some form
22:49 < mkillebrew> because they failed to validate user input
22:49 < precise> mkillebrew: ur mother failed to validate user input
22:50 < mkillebrew> ok
22:50 < vinrock> i like hoe he begins every statement with "Senator..."
22:50 < Holo> mal_will  troubleshooting printers how?
22:50 < precise> vinrock: rite?
22:50 < vinrock> he's reminding them of their positions
22:50 < Holo> rattling?
22:50 < vinrock> that he owns them
22:50 < Holo> OH SNAP
22:50 < Holo> not mine
22:50 < mal_will> Brother L5900dw's stopped working in a variety of ways today Holo
22:50 <@JollyRgrs> PWNT
22:50 < Holo> mal_will rip
22:50 < precise> JollyRgrs: ?
22:50 < mal_will> about 45 of them in sites across the country
22:50 <+MillerBOSS> mkillebrew 👉 Feel free to play in #shit-8 boobs
22:50 <@JollyRgrs> precise: zuck
22:50 < precise> mal_will: Wow, firmware?
22:50 < precise> JollyRgrs: Oh
22:51 < precise> Maybe I will tune in
22:51 < vinrock> ooh
22:51 < mal_will> Yeah precise but it's broken in a huge amount of ways
22:51 < vinrock> shes got nice nails
22:51 < vinrock> cut short tho
22:51 < mal_will> I want nice nails
22:51 < vinrock> u know shes into fingerblastin
22:51 <@JollyRgrs> so is this the first time that zuck has worn a suit for media?
22:51 < onenerdyguy> so, legit question
22:52 < onenerdyguy> and be forwarned, not my answer
22:52 < Holo> lol
22:52 <+DomLS3> JollyRgrs: I don’t think I’ve ever seen him in a suit
22:52 < vinrock> it's the same suit he wore at his bar mitzvah
22:52 <@JollyRgrs> vinrock: hahahahaha
22:52 < onenerdyguy> "How can I convince $Bossman that deploying Win 8.1 into prod is not a good idea"
22:52 < vinrock> hi5 jolly
22:52 <+giant_it_burrit> onenerdyguy: srsq?
22:52 < precise> onenerdyguy: Explain that Win10 is the new defacto standard
22:52 < onenerdyguy> sadly, the answer of "it's 2018, wtf
22:52 < onenerdyguy> giant_it_burrit, yes.
22:52 <+DomLS3> onenerdyguy: By telling him that there’s already a superior Windows version out....
22:52 < onenerdyguy> Oh, ok, update
22:52 <+giant_it_burrit> your answer is that windows 10 us the current version
22:52 <@JollyRgrs> "senator, please define what "is" is"... thank you
22:52 <+DomLS3> ^^
22:53 < onenerdyguy> He wants to deploy it ot machines that, due to drivers, don't 100% support Win10
22:53 < Heresiarch> onenerdyguy: https://www.forbes.com/sites/gordonkelly/2016/01/12/microsoft-abandons-windows-8/
22:53 < precise> onenerdyguy: Windows 10 has surpassed 8.1, and 8.1 will most likely be deprecated soon
22:53 < Holo> onenerdyguy lack of longterm support
22:53 <+giant_it_burrit> and is the one currently being supported
22:53 < precise> JollyRgrs: stream link?
22:53 <+giant_it_burrit> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ValJMOpt7s
22:53 < onenerdyguy> mainstream support for 8.1 ended Jan9, extended support goes to 2020
22:53 < onenerdyguy> tried that already
22:53 <@JollyRgrs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXq-5L2ghhg
22:53 <+giant_it_burrit> what machine are you not getting it from
22:53 < precise> giant_it_burrit: JollyRgrs thanks
22:53 <+DomLS3> good god I’m so tired of hearing “the users have control over everythng blah blah blah”
22:53 < Holo> onenerdyguy point him to the ransomware?
22:53 < precise> But it's optional!
22:54 < onenerdyguy> Holo, you be quiet and go restore your backups. adults are talking.
22:54 < Holo> onenerdyguy SCCM :P
22:54 < grumplestiltzkin> onenerdyguy: machines with special drivers that win10 doesn't work should probably be retired.  Unless it's running a special piece of gear or machine or something
22:54 < Holo> who needs backups when you can reimage
22:54 < Holo> :P
22:54 < onenerdyguy> grumplestiltzkin, that is my, my direct supervisor, and everyone elses suggestio as well. Big boss man doesn't wanna
22:56 < mal_will> lol onenerdyguy by letting him look at my env
22:56 < grumplestiltzkin> onenerdyguy: you're probably boned into supporting them until they fall apart with 8.1 then.     You might take an approach of tighter scrutiny when doing maintenance on them.   like a chip in the case, or a rusty screw can become a reason to replace
22:56 < vinrock> for the love of god will someone already mention the 'groth at any cost' memo
22:56 < vinrock> +w
22:56 < grumplestiltzkin> "whats app" is a facebook thing?
22:56 < onenerdyguy> grumplestiltzkin, now, lets make it worse
22:56 < onenerdyguy> grumplestiltzkin, these are for public safety officers
22:57 < Tekz> yeah fb bought whatsapp a while back
22:57 < Tekz> that's why a lot of people switched over to using signal
22:57 < vinrock> he's got that "DOES NOT COMPUTE" look on his face
22:57 < mkillebrew> MillerBOSS: in fucking wut
22:57 < grumplestiltzkin> well - 8.1 is supported until 2020ish we know, so they will at least get security updates
22:58 < Tekz> tbf whoever that woman was obviously had no idea what she was asking about
22:58 < Sousapro> >8.1
22:58 <+MillerBOSS> What meow, mkillebrew?
22:58 < Sousapro> kill it with fire
22:58 < vinrock> tekz: like most lawmakers
22:58 < onenerdyguy> grumplestiltzkin, yeah, only security. they're already into extended support
22:58 < grumplestiltzkin> It sounds like big bossman already decided if literally all of the subject matter experts agreed on something and he vetod
22:58 < Heresiarch> onenerdyguy: do you have a refresh cycle? Cuz I'd bet that most of the boxes that would get 8.1 are nearing the point of being replaced.
22:59 < Sousapro> I mean, you can still upgrade to 10 if needed
22:59 < Sousapro> get the genuine ticket and upgrade
22:59 < vinrock> im not moving us to win10 til next year
22:59 < Sousapro> still worked in january
22:59 < onenerdyguy> Heresiarch, they do not. I think bossman is attempting to avoid a refresh
22:59 < Sousapro> vinrock: what are you on now?
22:59 < vinrock> 7
22:59 < Sousapro> ah
22:59 <+DomLS3> XP ? *
22:59 <+DomLS3> XP > *
22:59 < Sousapro> well, next year is as good a time as any
22:59 < vinrock> if it aint broke dont fix it
22:59 < grumplestiltzkin> that squirm
22:59 < Sousapro> W10 has gotten really good as of 1709
23:00 <+DomLS3> is this guy every going to ask a question?
23:00 <+DomLS3> he’s blabbered on for 5 minutes... no question
23:00 < Sousapro> I haven't had anywhere near the level of  weirdness
23:00 < precise> DomLS3: rite?
23:00 < precise> "close with a question"
23:00 < Heresiarch> onenerdyguy: ...well, could always pull out the time cost of additional support req'd for maintaining two different OSen. But this smells like the boss already has it in his head to run with 8.1 in some places, regardless of any other arguments.
23:00 < Sousapro> DomLS3: peanut butter or nutella?
23:00 < onenerdyguy> Heresiarch, bossman runs 8.1 on his desktop, and is like "well works for me!"
23:00 < Heresiarch> ...
23:00 < Sousapro> onenerdyguy: poor guy
23:01 < Sousapro> Microsoft Bob: works for me (tm)
23:01 < B_RAD> what's going on in here
23:01 < B_RAD> oh hey boshaus
23:01 < B_RAD> wait no
23:01 < B_RAD> onenerdyguy,
23:01 < mkillebrew> MillerBOSS: wtf are you talking about
23:01 < Heresiarch> onenerdyguy: ಠ_ಠ he's trying to justify not having to upgrade.
23:01 <+MillerBOSS> About what? And where?
23:01 < mkillebrew> up there
23:01 < vader-> you can see Zuck is getting worn down
23:01 <+MillerBOSS> Up where?
23:01 < vader-> he is started to slouch
23:01 < precise> vader-: good
23:01 < mkillebrew> eh, I don't care enough to do this.
23:01 < vader-> and dip his head
23:01 <+MillerBOSS> Ae you OK?
23:02 < precise> Deserves to answer for his indiscretions
23:02 <+MillerBOSS> Seriously what are you talking about?
23:03 < insecurity> anyone use "SuccessFactors Learning" ?
23:03 < precise> "Terror related content"
23:03 < onenerdyguy> brianx, sup
23:03 < insecurity> uh
23:03 < onenerdyguy> oops
23:03 < onenerdyguy> B_RAD, sup
23:03 < precise> e.g. if head == beheaded, rm
23:03 < brianx> hi onenerdyguy
23:04 < brianx> is that you james?
23:04 < onenerdyguy> brianx, nnope, i literally typed your name wrong.
23:05 < brianx> ahh.  your nick is very similar to something in jame's signature line.
23:06 < vader-> who are these people behind zuck?
23:06 < precise> vader-: lawyers
23:06 < precise> lots and lots of lawyers
23:06 <+DomLS3> vader-: bloodsuckers
23:07 < GreyKite> Hey, anyone have any luck integrating Skype for Business and IRC?
23:07 < precise> GreyKite: That sounds.... horrible
23:07 < precise> lol
23:07 < GreyKite> precise: I'm well aware
23:07 <+DomLS3> why would you do that
23:07 < precise> GreyKite: I've integrated Slack and Telegram, never Skype4Business
23:07 < grumplestiltzkin> because AI.
23:07 < GreyKite> DomLS3: because $corp won't spring for teams and I want persistent group chats
23:07 < Heresiarch> GreyKite: wtf? Can I have some of what you've been smoking?
23:07 < precise> GreyKite: You looked at Bitlbee?
23:08 <+DomLS3> GreyKite: because CCing people on emails isn’t viable?
23:08 < precise> DomLS3: For instant comms, no
23:08 < precise> IM
23:08 <+DomLS3> pick up the god damn phone
23:08 < GreyKite> DomLS3: it certainly is but it's slow and bad for a multiple party discussion
23:08 <+DomLS3> instant comms
23:08 < GreyKite> DomLS3: also bad for multiple people at once
23:08 < precise> GreyKite: ++
23:08 < GreyKite> Possible but you have to spend time taking turn talking
23:09 <+DomLS3> So whats wrong with the free version of skype that allows group chats?
23:09 < precise> DomLS3: Because you should use a business class product for business.
23:09 <+DomLS3> precise: wrong
23:09 <+DomLS3> if you don’t have to pay for it, don’t
23:10 < GreyKite> DomLS3: I didn't think that was free at for enterprise use, am I wrong there?
23:10 < precise> I mean
23:10 < precise> IDK what skype ToS for the free client is
23:10 <+DomLS3> GreyKite: I
23:10 <+DomLS3> GreyKite: I’m not aware of anything that says the free version is limited to consumer use only
23:10 < Gencade> cryptic1, I missed what you said earlier, boss walked in
23:10 < Gencade> sorry
23:10 < precise> But I imagine, the administrative capability of S4B would heavily outweigh the cost savings of the free platform
23:11 < GreyKite> precise: we already have S4B setup
23:11 < precise> GreyKite: I figured
23:11 < precise> Just refuting DomLS3
23:11 <+DomLS3> precise: don’t make me get my snek trap
23:11 < precise> Cant trap a snek
23:11 < precise> Sneks r smart
23:12 < GreyKite> DomLS3: hmmm I may need to do some more research into Skype if it has no enterprise restrictions
23:12 <+DomLS3> precise: I beg to differ: https://co0069yjui-flywheel.netdna-ssl.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/Snake-trap.jpg
23:12 < precise> fake news ^
23:12 <+MillerBOSS> Doesn't precise belong on discord only?
23:12 <+DomLS3> GreyKite: I don’t think it does. My company used the free version of skype for the longest before moving to S4B
23:12 < precise> I don't use discord
23:12 < vader-> https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/jU80gGJH/Screenshot%202018-04-10%2017.12.20.png
23:12 < precise> DomLS3: Just because you can, doesn't mean you should...
23:13 < precise> You could have used AIM for that matter..
23:13 <+MillerBOSS> Oh maybe you are belong in #reddit-jrsysadmin
23:13 < GreyKite> DomLS3: question: was this before MS bought skype?
23:13 <+DomLS3> precise: what’s a reason that you shouldn’t that supersedes any reason why you should?
23:13 <+DomLS3> GreyKite: Before and after
23:13 <+MillerBOSS> Get him DomLS3
23:13 < GreyKite> DomLS3: were you audited after?
23:13 <+DomLS3> GreyKite: No
23:13 <+DomLS3> How are you going to get audited for using free software lol
23:13 < Holo> in general I believe that it is important to protect minors...
23:13 < GreyKite> DomLS3: MS may have changed the ToS, I don't know
23:13 < Holo> what are the edge cases zuck
23:13 < Holo> what
23:14 <+DomLS3> GreyKite: Well, we weren’t audited and used it for several years before switching to S4B in Office 365
23:14 < GreyKite> DomLS3: Thank you for the info
23:14 < vinrock> lol
23:14 <@JollyRgrs> wow
23:14 <@JollyRgrs> that was a jackass answer
23:15 < vinrock> "do you care about THE CHILDREN??"
23:15 <+DomLS3> Oh look another “my team will follow up” answer
23:15 < vinrock> "ill have to ask my team"
23:15 < GreyKite> oh is zuck getting interviewed?
23:15 <+DomLS3> zuck is getting rekt
23:15 <+DomLS3> but it’s not an interview it’s a testimony
23:15 <+DomLS3> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXq-5L2ghhg
23:16 < Gencade> https://www.twitch.tv/washingtonpost
23:17 < precise> The administrative capability and auditability of S4B outweighs the potential costs of a unauditable consumer grade skype infrastructure. Using consumer skype, can you go back into employee #325 conversation history to identify a potential violation of company policies. Can legal get access to that? Can you manage the skype accounts in a centralised manner? What's to stop someone from continuing
23:17 < precise> to use their skype account after a dismissal?
23:17 < precise> DomLS3: ^
23:18 <+DomLS3> precise: Dude.. all he wants is a group chat medium
23:18 <+DomLS3> there’s no administration to it
23:18 < precise> If it is for internal business use, those things are important.
23:18 <+DomLS3> The cost factor of S4B compared to the free version for simply only wanting a group chat medium far outweighs the “administration capability” concerns in S4B
23:18 <+DomLS3> precise: If it’s that important, use email
23:18 <+DomLS3> That’s why they pay for email services
23:19 < grumplestiltzkin> AI TOOLS
23:19 < grumplestiltzkin> every time he says "ai tools", drink
23:19 < precise> You clearly have different views on what a business tool consists of, so we will have to agree to disagree.
23:19 < Holo> grumplestiltzkin no
23:19 < Holo> drink on generally
23:20 < precise> No
23:20 < grumplestiltzkin> also 'senator'
23:20 < precise> Drink on Senator
23:20 < precise> heh
23:20 <+DomLS3> precise: This isn’t an arguement like “why not just use gmail instead of exchange”
23:20 <+DomLS3> it’s a simple group chat feature
23:20 < Holo> DomLS3 simple....
23:20 < Holo> it never is simple
23:21 <+DomLS3> Holo: It is, if GreyKite’s words are true about only wanting group chat
23:21 < precise> DomLS3: While I appreciate your enthusiasm, I have to direct my attention elsewhere, thanks for your time! :)
23:21  * precise begins browsing pr0n
23:21 < Holo> precise linux port tablet
23:21 < Holo> porn*
23:22 < precise> wot
23:22 <+DomLS3> If there’s more to it in the background that complicates it then that’s further means for discussion. But the free version of Skype is more than enough to use as a group chat medium compared to using IRC that DOES require specific adminitration
23:22 < Holo> lets see if fedora does not kill it with ram
23:22 <+DomLS3> administration*
23:22 < grumplestiltzki> that was 2/3 right there, "senator, in general"
23:22 < grumplestiltzki> "proactively" too, thats on the list now
23:22 < vader-> you guys know of any channels or slacks/discords/telegrams that web designers tend to hang out at?
23:23 <+DomLS3> vader-: #php
23:23 < Holo> grumplestiltzki Im going to be trashed at htis rate
23:23 <+DomLS3> #html
23:23 <+DomLS3> #webdev
23:23 < precise> vader-: Check out the webdev/design subreddits and check the sidebars
23:23 < precise> I think they have a couple, possibly on Snoonet
23:23 < Gencade> vader-, #crude
23:23 < precise> lmao
23:23 <+DomLS3> Gencade: bad trolls are bad
23:23 <+DomLS3> Gencade: #donger fool
23:23 <+DomLS3> where have you been
23:23 < Gencade> DomLS3, that's a redundant statement
23:24  * precise rolls eyes
23:24 < Gencade> also, working
23:24 < precise> lmao
23:25 < precise> Zuck's gettin rekt
23:26 < Gencade> Gencade just rekt DomLS3
23:26 < Holo> feels sooo good
23:26 < Gencade> in #donger
23:27 < estranger> i got a headache.. been debugging this RST problem off and on all day
23:29 < grumplestiltzki> every time suckerberg squirms, dranka
23:30 < Holo> we want the next facebook
23:30 < Holo> not you
23:30 < precise> I don't want the next facebook
23:30 < grumplestiltzki> life without facebook is great
23:30 < precise> Yeah
23:30 < precise> grumplestiltzki: 6 years clean
23:30 < grumplestiltzki> or any social media.
23:30 < precise> I've struggled to kick Reddit
23:30 < grumplestiltzki> you actually interact with people more
23:31 < vinrock> oh boy
23:31 < vinrock> his butthole must be quivering
23:32 < precise> sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
23:32 < vinrock> nek'
23:33 < skloie> zuck had shark cornea implanted to mask emotion. true story.
23:33 < grumplestiltzki> I am distracted by this bright blue watch
23:34 < vinrock> blammo called him on the 'my team' bullshit
23:37 <@cryptic1> evening
23:37 <+DomLS3> “yes or no answer” -- precedes to give long winded answer
23:37 <+DomLS3> lmao
23:37 < Gencade> cryptic1, evening
23:37 < Gencade> hey cryptic1 , I destroyed DomLS3 3 times in a row
23:37 < Gencade> in #donger
23:37 <+DomLS3> because the bot is rigged
23:38 < Gencade> Maybe you're just bad
23:38 < Gencade> :)
23:38 <+DomLS3> 33% crit here, 38% crit there, 14% crit after
23:38 <+DomLS3> 56% over 30 hits
23:38 < Gencade> my last game was 9% crit
23:40 <@cryptic1> DomLS3, now now you know its not rigged
23:42 <+DomLS3> cryptic1: actually, it is
23:42 < tsarbomba> so was zuck found in contempt
23:42 < Gencade> .:Gencade:. That's four in a row DomLS3
23:43 <+DrGibby|> tsarbomba: yes they killed him by pulling out his batteries
23:43 < Gencade> DrGibby|, I'd watch that on pay per view
23:43 < tsarbomba> like a doll's eyes
23:43 <+DrGibby|> me too
23:43 <+MillerBOSS> DomLS3 👉 I will have my team follow up with you on that. My team will talk to DrGibby|'s team and his team will talk to your team too
23:43 < Gencade> Hi DrGibby| fuck you die in a fire <3
23:43 <+DrGibby|> Gencade: hope you're shot by police
23:43 <+DrGibby|> <3
23:44 < Gencade> Good thing I am blonde
23:44 <+DrGibby|> Gencade: like thats stopped them before
23:44 < Gencade> Never seen a police shoot a blonde
23:44 < Gencade> hey DrGibby| , DomLS3 is getting rekt in #donger today
23:44 < Gencade> 4 in a row, and he just got deathmatched and lost
23:45 <+DrGibby|> DomLS3 gets rekt every day
23:45 < Gencade> LOL
23:45 <+DrGibby|> just for existing
23:45 < Gencade> he got rekt again, just now
23:45 < Gencade> good job DrGibby|
23:46 < tsarbomba> wrexx n effect is in effect and i'm the wrecka
23:46 < vinrock> all i wana do is zuma zoom zoom zoom in ya boom boom
23:46 < Gencade> work almost over
23:47 <+DomLS3> Mr Booker is a bug eyed lookin mf isn’t he
23:47 < vinrock> vendor's tech was supposed to be here 17 minutes ago
23:47 <+DrGibby|> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=llyiQ4I-mcQ
23:47 < vinrock> booker is such a piece of shit
23:47 < vinrock> hes from jersey
23:47 < Gencade> time to crack open a cold brew vinrock
23:47 < vinrock> dude
23:47 < vinrock> i was gona bring beer too
23:48 < grumplestiltzki> his head is reflecting more light than I would have expected
23:48 < Gencade> mr. booker has a lazy eye
23:48 <+DomLS3> his hands look 3 shades lighter than his head
23:49 < vinrock> he probably darkens his face
23:49  * DrGibby| sings along
23:49 < vinrock> when he was the mayor of newark he claimed to live in the city and grew up with a friend T-Bone that was a bad guy
23:49 < vinrock> he stages running into a building to save a person
23:49 < vinrock> etc
23:49 < vinrock> he never lived in newark, t-bone never existed
23:49 < vinrock> the guy is a complete fuckin lie
23:49 < grumplestiltzki> he does look very sleightly lazy-eyed
23:50 < vinrock> OWNED
23:50 <+DomLS3> oh there it is have the team folllow up
23:50 < vinrock> well that was a bald faced lie
23:51 < xe0n> morn
23:51 < mal_will> my boss wrote the worst job desc ever, but the list of certs he'd like is killing me: "CompTIA, Network, CCNA, MCP, MCSA, ACMT, ACSP, ACSA, LPIC-1, UCP"
23:51 < vinrock> evenin'
23:51 < vinrock> 'define reasonable'
23:51 < mal_will> ACMT and LPIC-1 for a tier two app specialist position
23:51 <+DomLS3> team follow up again
23:51 <+DomLS3> good god
23:51 < grumplestiltzki> mal_will: he wants all of them, or like, just 1?
23:51 < mal_will> I don't think he even knows what they mean
23:51 < vinrock> beep boop does not compute
23:52 < mal_will> MCP OR MCSA
23:52 < mal_will> they're conjoined twins my brother
23:52 < grumplestiltzki> lolwat.  for an app support?
23:52 < mal_will> they don't exist alone
23:52 < Holo> ANDROID = text eating
23:52 < mal_will> I also like that he only put "Network"
23:53 < grumplestiltzki> I don't even recognize half of those at a glance
23:53 < mal_will> I don't think ACSP is a thing
23:53 < mal_will> it leads me to closet planning
23:53 < mal_will> our closet it p disorganized...
23:54 < Gencade> fuck mark zuckercuck
23:54 < vader-> haha oh man
23:54 < vinrock> he's getting testy
23:54 < grumplestiltzki> american council of snowmobiles associaiton
23:54 < grumplestiltzki> American cotton shippers association
23:54 < vinrock> "i don't know what else to say!"
23:54 < vinrock> "won't you believe me!?"
23:54 <+DomLS3> So facebook user data isn’t immediately deleted once someone deleted their profile.
23:54 < vinrock> "i'll suck yo dick!"
23:55 <+DomLS3> It’s up to “when we get to it”
23:55 <+DomLS3> and could also be included in backups
23:55 < grumplestiltzki> oh, here it is.   'applied computer security associates'
23:55 < vader-> http://babylonbee.com/news/zuckerberg-loses-contact-lens-during-senate-hearing-revealing-horrifying-lizard-eye/
23:55 <+DomLS3> lmao
23:55 < Gencade> and even if the data is deleted, it could still be aggregated into a dataset before records are deleted
23:55 < GreyKite> heh
23:56 < mal_will> ewwwwwwwwww grumplestiltzki
23:56 < GreyKite> Gencade: have the touched on the shadow accounts?
23:56 <+DomLS3> Gencade: yep. These people aren’t asking the right questions
23:56 <+DomLS3> they really need an infosec guy there
23:56 < Gencade> DomLS3, because they are senators, they don't know much about it
23:56 < Gencade> GreyKite, Not since I started watching
23:56 < GreyKite> because last I checked, Facebook keeps shadow accounts of people that have been tagged in photos but don't have an acocunt
23:56 < Gencade> GreyKite, Yeah I heard about that
23:57 < Gencade> Funny part is that equifax has done arguably worse, but never got this kind of attention
23:57 < GreyKite> Gencade: well, WE screamed
23:57 <+DomLS3> Gencade: This isn’t the same situation
23:57 < GreyKite> into the void
23:57 < Gencade> other funny part is, people are complaining about this on TWITTER
23:57 <+DomLS3> Equifax was hacked, facebook wasn’t
23:57 < vinrock> how come this guys physical appearance hasnt improved
23:57 < Gencade> DomLS3, but there was negligence involved
23:57 < vinrock> eny time you see someone make it big they have the money to eat and live well and end up looking better
23:58 <+DomLS3> Gencade: there’s neglience involved in all aspects of data retainees
23:58 < vinrock> id expect him to have a team of 10,000 nutritionists and trainers
23:58 <+MillerBOSS> How come yourmom doesn't taste any better?
23:58 < GreyKite> MillerBOSS: too much tomato
23:58 < Gencade> DomLS3, I mean ffs, the CTO was a music major
23:58 < grumplestiltzki> so, suckerberg is possibly an android?
23:58 < vader-> Liar!
23:58 < vinrock> possibly?
23:58 < GreyKite> Gencade: of Equifax?
23:58 < Gencade> GreyKite, yeah
23:58 < GreyKite> heh
23:58 < vader-> Facebook definitely uses the microphone on phones
23:58 < GreyKite> my favorite was def the Argentina bit
23:58 <+DomLS3> vader-: I’ve been weirded out before for sure
23:59 <+DomLS3> Talked about something in person with someone and then a day later an ad pops up with what I was talking about
23:59 < vader-> yup
23:59 <+DomLS3> having not done anything on facebook about it
23:59 < vader-> he just lied about that
23:59 < alazare619> wtf
23:59 < vader-> i just want to know how Zuck's brain hasn't melted
23:59 < GreyKite> vader-: what? someone lied? I'm shocked
23:59 < alazare619> my transunion credit score just tanked 130 points
23:59 < Gencade> vader-, he's a robot
23:59 < vinrock> little bit of electrolytic grease leaking from his nasal vents
23:59 <+DrGibby|> "that is an important question"
23:59 <+DomLS3> alazare619: Did you recently pay off something?
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