--- Log opened Wed Apr 18 00:00:08 2018 --- Day changed Wed Apr 18 2018 00:00 < SynMonger> m'blender, m'frontdoor, m'lightswitch 00:00 < xtensive> we got hit by the vanishing NIC a few weeks ago 00:00 < DrGibby|> m'alware 00:00 < xtensive> thank fuck for virtualized console 00:03 < Stoob> no no the patches *tried* to tell you they were killing your nic, but the notification failed to send because they only sent after the patch was installed 00:05 < DrGibby|> also, it was logged with systemd therefore no one saw it 00:05 < xamithan> systemd on windows now too? +( 00:06 < xamithan> WSL fail 00:12 < xe0n> xtensive: yeah i had that issue on a handful of 2k8r2 boxes in our citrix farm lol 00:12 < xe0n> lucky it was the pilot group :P 00:13 < xtensive> yep xe0n all ours were 2008r2 boxes 00:13 < xtensive> luckily a reboot fixed it, but without console access totally screwed 00:14 < xe0n> yeah i consoled in, cleaned up the ghost nics etc, lucky it was only on our pilot group 00:20 <+MillerBOSS> https://www.capitalone.com/applications/eno/virtualnumbers/ 00:20 < DrGibby|> paypal did that years ago iirc 00:21 < DrGibby|> one-time card numbers 00:21 <+MillerBOSS> But I don't see that as an option any more 00:21 < DrGibby|> thought it was nifty 00:21 * DrGibby| shrugs 00:21 <+MillerBOSS> Plus this Eno deal wants to install an extension 00:21 <+MillerBOSS> ick 00:22 <+MillerBOSS> Don't you shrug at me 00:22 < abakedapplepie> kinda makes sense for a service like that to have an extension though 00:24 <@cryptic1> BACK TO WORK ALL OF YOU!!!!! 00:24 <@cryptic1> BACK TO WORK ALL OF YOU!!!!! 00:24 <@cryptic1> BACK TO WORK ALL OF YOU!!!!! 00:24 <@cryptic1> BACK TO WORK ALL OF YOU!!!!! 00:24 <@cryptic1> BACK TO WORK ALL OF YOU!!!!! 00:24 <@cryptic1> BACK TO WORK ALL OF YOU!!!!! 00:24 <@cryptic1> BACK TO WORK ALL OF YOU!!!!! 00:24 <@cryptic1> BACK TO WORK ALL OF YOU!!!!! 00:24 <@cryptic1> BACK TO WORK ALL OF YOU!!!!! 00:24 <@cryptic1> BACK TO WORK ALL OF YOU!!!!! 00:24 <@cryptic1> BACK TO WORK ALL OF YOU!!!!! 00:24 <+MillerBOSS> NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!! 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NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!! 00:25 < xe0n> banhammer. 00:25 < voidstar> .btfo 00:25 < SynMonger> +q 00:25 <+MillerBOSS> +fuckoff 00:25 <+MillerBOSS> :P 00:26 < DeVito> I want to unsubscribe from today's work 00:26 < DeVito> T1s, fiber issues, IPTV issues 00:26 < DeVito> It's like a who's who of things I don't want to deal with 00:27 <+MillerBOSS> I want a barcode scanner that you can walk around with and not be tied to a computer then give all the data to a computer afterwards but not be charged an arm and a leg. 00:30 <+MillerBOSS> Windows CE, wouldn't know where to start with that 00:30 < Gencade> Woohooo 00:31 < DrGibby|> cryptic1: I hope you have a great week this morning 00:32 < DrGibby|> this week too 00:32 < sadbox> MillerBOSS: you could prolly hack something together w/ a cell phone + bluetooth scanner 00:33 < sadbox> MillerBOSS: or, depending on how often you need it, just the phone itself and use the camera 00:33 <+MillerBOSS> Well we just need to get proper hardware I guess but they keep kicking the can down the road. 00:34 <+MillerBOSS> Not sure if this is safe to use https://www.amazon.com/Motorola-Computer-MC3090G-LC48H00GER-Configuration-Wireless/dp/B01BMOOWRE/ref=sr_1_167?s=office-electronics&ie=UTF8&qid=1524004333&sr=1-167&keywords=barcode+scanner 00:36 < SynMonger> MillerBOSS: what, like anally? 00:37 < Gencade> did someone say anal 00:37 <+MillerBOSS> Good one. Like OS wise. Is Windows CE safe to use 00:37 < xamithan> Sure lots of PDAs and scanners run CE 00:38 < voidstar> wonder if you can install linux on that 00:38 < SynMonger> not sure about the security implications 00:39 < SynMonger> some HP printers run CE, too 00:39 <+MillerBOSS> For the time being its scan to Excel with usb cordless scanners to laptop. 00:39 <+MillerBOSS> Trying to find something portable that doesn't require a laptop. 00:40 <+MillerBOSS> Maybe I'll get one of these Windows CE devices to play with to test 01:01 < xamithan> What is a good drink that will quench my parched throat 01:01 < xe0n> beer 01:04 < Gencade> xamithan: battery acid 01:04 * czarbomba puts red ants down cryptic's drawers 01:04 < Gencade> s/red ants/ fire ants 01:05 < Gencade> s/red ants/fire ants 01:05 < Gencade> ffs where is layer-eight 01:05 < xamithan> I don't have either of those things 01:05 < czarbomba> layer-eight has you on ignore i think 01:05 < czarbomba> you need to take that up with millerboss 01:05 < xamithan> s/red ants/fire ants 01:05 * xamithan cries 01:05 < czarbomba> oh wait never mind the bot doesn't record actions 01:05 < czarbomba> (you should fix that millerboss) 01:06 < Gencade> czarbomba: eat a dick 01:06 < czarbomba> <3 01:06 < Gencade> >3 01:06 < Gencade> 3> 01:06 < vader-> Any of you guys familiar with AWS API Gateways? 01:06 < czarbomba> a heart w/ boobs 01:08 < Gencade> you're a boob czarbomba 01:08 < czarbomba> mmm boobs 01:09 <@cryptic1> vader-, its a shit show in here lately you probably won't get a serious answer 01:09 < vader-> hehe all good i figured i would ask 01:09 < vader-> i think it was NinjaStyle who was doing some AWS work with websites 01:10 < Runath> hey guys i've got a question regarding pcie1x riser cards if someone here can help 01:12 <@cryptic1> Runath, never used them sorry 01:12 < Runath> I'm attaching 1080s to them, and the 1080s are being powered by an 8 pin from the psu. the riser cards also have power inputs, 4 pin molex, 6 pin pcie power, and a sata slot. The PSU didn't come with many molex connectors, do I power these risers with Sata? 01:12 < Runath> dang 01:12 <@cryptic1> mining rig? 01:12 <+TuxedoJack> Why would you? 01:12 < Runath> not my pc 01:12 < Runath> i just need answers 01:12 <+TuxedoJack> Use what's native to 'em 01:12 <+TuxedoJack> If you don't have molex connectors, you CAN go molex to SATA 01:12 <+TuxedoJack> Just... a bad idea 01:13 <+TuxedoJack> Shit catches on fire, yo 01:13 < Runath> yeah i've read that 01:13 <+TuxedoJack> it's happened to me 01:13 <+TuxedoJack> That was fun. 01:13 < Runath> i've read to avoid sata like the plague 01:13 <+TuxedoJack> At the office, too. 01:13 < Runath> for powering in this application at least 01:13 <+TuxedoJack> What about just getting a second PSU with an onboard power switch strictly for those? 01:14 < czarbomba> molex Y adapter. done. 01:15 < Runath> I think the idea is to avoid using sata isn't it though? I'm low on molex 01:15 < czarbomba> hence, the Y adapter 01:15 < Runath> sorry for being ignorant maybe theres a sata to molex y adapter? 01:15 < czarbomba> 1 molex becomes 2 01:15 < Runath> oh 01:15 < Runath> that's what you meant 01:17 < Runath> ugh why do i get stuck doing shit like this 01:17 <+TuxedoJack> BECAUSE YOU TOUCH YOURSELF AT NIGHT. 01:17 < Runath> you dont? 01:17 <+TuxedoJack> You wait until night? 01:17 < czarbomba> he just knows what to blame when shit goes pear-shaped 01:17 < Runath> you're not always doing it? 01:17 <+TuxedoJack> ... you're supposed to stop? 01:18 < Runath> i've never known the feeling of not touching myself 01:18 <+TuxedoJack> I don't want anybody 01:18 <+TuxedoJack> *Else 01:18 <+TuxedoJack> When I think about me, I touch myself 01:18 <+TuxedoJack> 01:20 < Runath> i'm using a really high end psu, can i just trust that the sata plugs won't melt? lol 01:22 < Runath> fuck it i'll just use vga cables 01:23 < czarbomba> FUCK IT WE'LL DO IT LIVE 01:28 < xamithan> WOAH WOAH what happened to reddit 01:28 <@cryptic1> ? 01:28 < xamithan> The design just completely changed 01:29 < enix> /r/vegan is fine 01:29 < Church-> TuxedoJack: Fucking lol 01:29 < enix> Everything is okay 01:29 <@cryptic1> welll 01:29 <@cryptic1> there have been some bugs 01:29 < hug> enix: ...you're vegan? 01:29 < enix> hug: yeah 01:29 <@cryptic1> i saw the redesign in alpha 01:29 <@cryptic1> and its fucking horrible 01:29 < xamithan> It looks horrible like a kids website with bright colors 01:29 < hug> enix: what 01:29 < xamithan> Maybe it is just this sub I'm on 01:29 < enix> hug: what what? 01:29 < hug> enix: wh.. why? 01:30 < enix> hug: personal beliefs 01:30 <@cryptic1> did you notice how the width of the site is limited 01:30 <@cryptic1> like its the 90s 01:30 < hug> But you're a cunt to *people*, how do you reconcile that with not being a cunt to animals? 01:30 <@cryptic1> so they can plaster ads on either side of the site 01:30 < xamithan> I noticed there is a shitload of whitespace for no reason 01:30 < hug> I'm just fucking with you I don't give a shit eat what you want. 01:30 <@cryptic1> future ad space 01:30 < xamithan> And there is a fucking rss type feed thing on the left hand 01:30 <@cryptic1> all that whitespace 01:30 < enix> hug: hahaha i know :) 01:31 < enix> hug: legit though I want to prove that animal-free eating is an absolute possibility 01:31 < xamithan> So I have to click that button at the top every time I browser now? ugh 01:31 < hug> It's a possibility, sure. 01:31 < xamithan> Why can't they just make a beta.reddit.com or something instead of making it a cookie 01:32 < hug> xamithan: You mean like new.reddit.com ? 01:32 < Gencade> burn the vegans 01:32 < Gencade> .seen kenrin 01:32 <+layer-eight> kenrin was kicked from #reddit-sysadmin 3 weeks 27 minutes 6 seconds ago. Reason: at the request of #reddit-sysadmin 01:32 < enix> HAHAHA 01:32 < hug> I am so glad that guy is gone. 01:32 <@cryptic1> that looks like one of my kicks 01:32 < Gencade> it is 01:32 < enix> What's wrong with kenrin 01:32 < Gencade> you got rid of a nazi sympathizer 01:32 <@cryptic1> i think he was doing that white power bulllshit 01:32 < enix> .seen rkeene 01:32 <+layer-eight> rkeene spoke in #reddit-sysadmin 1 day 14 hours 16 minutes 18 seconds ago. Message: :-P 01:32 < enix> Ahhh fantastic; rkeene is back 01:32 < hug> enix: Dude was pretty much a literal nazi. 01:33 < enix> hug: there's such a thing as balance in this channel 01:33 < Gencade> he was a bit of a lil bitch 01:33 < hug> Like "what's wrong with the American nazi party, guys? They don't really hate jews" 01:33 < enix> too many non-nazis and cryptic1 will have noone to kick 01:33 < Gencade> he can kick the vegans 01:34 < enix> Gencade: why would he kick himself 01:34 < Gencade> cryptic1: are you a vegan 01:34 <@cryptic1> nope 01:34 < enix> s/nope/yes 01:34 <@cryptic1> i do like veggies though 01:34 <+layer-eight> cryptic1 meant: "yes" 01:34 < Gencade> s/nope/hell naw 01:34 < enix> womp womp 01:34 <@cryptic1> hell to the n o 01:35 < DrGibby|> cryptic1: get back to work 01:35 < Gencade> I like steak and cowboy boots too much to be vegan 01:35 <@cryptic1> D: 01:35 <@cryptic1> I am working though 01:35 < Gencade> DrGibby|: eat a bag of dicks 01:35 < DrGibby|> cryptic1: turn that fucking frown upside down, loser. 01:35 <@cryptic1> D: 01:35 < DrGibby|> cryptic1: goddammit! 01:35 <@cryptic1> I cannot I am working 01:35 * DrGibby| beats cryptic1 01:35 < Gencade> literal op abusea 01:35 < enix> s/D:/Ɑ: 01:35 < Gencade> abuse* 01:35 <+layer-eight> cryptic1 meant: "Ɑ:" 01:35 < enix> wow THANKS unicode 01:36 < DrGibby|> :) 01:36 < enix> (|: 01:36 < Gencade> ¥ 01:37 <@cryptic1> rumor has it the Trumps idea for the wall was just special interest vegan groups pushing their weight around 01:37 <@cryptic1> They want to keep the meat out 01:37 < enix> why would we do that 01:37 < enix> then we would restrict the flow of beans 01:37 < Gencade> idk, why do vegans do anything 01:37 < enix> beans... the magical fruit 01:37 < Gencade> like ever 01:37 < enix> the more you eat 01:38 < enix> the more to toot 01:38 < Gencade> s/to/you 01:38 <+layer-eight> enix meant: "the more you youot" 01:38 < enix> thank you Gencade 01:38 < Gencade> meh it fucked up the second part 01:38 <+MillerBOSS> BUILD THAT WALL 01:38 <+MillerBOSS> BUILD THAT WALL 01:38 < enix> im malnourished 01:38 < enix> i cannot think straight 01:38 <+MillerBOSS> And who is gonna pay for it? 01:38 <+MillerBOSS> cryptic1!!!!!!!11 01:38 < Gencade> I'd build a wall around MillerBOSS 01:38 < czarbomba> we get more produce than meat from mexico 01:38 <+MillerBOSS> CANDA!! 01:38 < DrGibby|> vegans are the deep state 01:38 <+MillerBOSS> CANDA 01:39 < DrGibby|> CANADIA 01:39 < czarbomba> millerboss is day-drunk again 01:39 < DrGibby|> s/again/still 01:39 <+layer-eight> czarbomba meant: "millerboss is day-drunk still" 01:39 < czarbomba> s/still/always 01:39 <+layer-eight> czarbomba meant: "millerboss is day-drunk always" 01:39 < Gencade> fuck I was typing that czarbomba 01:39 < DrGibby|> duly noted 01:39 < Gencade> fuck you DrGibby| 01:39 < DrGibby|> thanks Gencade 01:39 < Gencade> np 01:39 <+MillerBOSS> I am just high on life 01:40 < Gencade> s/life/meth 01:40 <+layer-eight> MillerBOSS meant: "I am just high on meth" 01:40 < enix> what have amazon and microsoft got up their sleeves at the moment? :\ 01:40 < enix> They have a 'strong buy' ranking today 01:42 <@cryptic1> aws and azure 01:42 <@cryptic1> aws azure 01:42 < Gencade> indians 01:42 <+MillerBOSS> Don't say it 01:42 < Gencade> it 01:42 <@cryptic1> not it 01:42 < Gencade> it it 01:42 <@cryptic1> just a little it 01:43 <@cryptic1> shut you itiot 01:43 <@cryptic1> s/shut/shush 01:43 <+layer-eight> cryptic1 meant: "shush you itiot" 01:43 < ekaj> she aint fat bruh, just a lil thich 01:43 < ekaj> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxlgv2U8v_c 01:43 <+layer-eight> YouTube Just A Lil' Thick (She Juicy) by 2016-04-14T12:47:11.000Z (duration: 3:24) on Thu Apr 14 19:47:11 UTC 2016, 2016-04-14T12:47:11.000Z views 01:43 < Gencade> s/thich/thiccc 01:43 < ekaj> nsfw 01:43 <+layer-eight> ekaj meant: "she aint fat bruh, just a lil thiccc" 01:44 < Gencade> You know who else is thicc? 01:44 < Gencade> cryptic1's mom 01:44 <+MillerBOSS> Yucky 01:44 <+MillerBOSS> That's nice 01:45 < ekaj> I'm seein her later on and SHE KNOW IM BRINGINGA PLATE 01:47 < DrGibby|> I'm going to celebrate tonight :D 01:48 <+MillerBOSS> You will go blind, though 01:48 < DrGibby|> I'm not masturbating, MillerBOSS 01:49 <+MillerBOSS> Wow. Mind in the gutter much? 01:49 < DrGibby|> how else do you go blind? 01:49 < enix> I know I am 01:50 <+MillerBOSS> By spraying bleach in your eyes DrGibby|? 01:50 < DrGibby|> nope, not even bleach does that. Only masturbating. 01:51 <@cryptic1> wtf have I returned to 01:51 < enix> yeah but lik masterbating to some freaky ass shit right? 01:51 <@cryptic1> <--still working and I see this 01:51 < enix> Like japanese incest gameshow porn 01:52 <@cryptic1> I just.... cannot even 01:52 < Gencade> cryptic1: take a jackhammer to your face 01:52 < DrGibby|> enix: add tentacles or something too 01:53 <+MillerBOSS> Add sour cream too 01:53 <@cryptic1> Gencade, I don't spend my Tuesday nights the same way you do 01:53 < enix> DrGibby|: Typically it doesn't but it does have a game show host who's a bit of a snake 01:53 < DrGibby|> even better enix 01:54 < Gencade> cryptic1: how do you spend your nights then 01:54 <@cryptic1> shit its almost 8 I need to stop working 01:54 < Gencade> it's 7 01:54 < DrGibby|> no, cryptic1, back to work 01:54 < enix> psht 8... 01:54 <@cryptic1> Gencade, not with things jackhammering my face like you thats for sure 01:55 < DrGibby|> work until you die 01:55 < enix> cryptic1: let me know when you work till 10am 01:55 < Gencade> s/not/ 01:55 <+layer-eight> cryptic1 meant: "Gencade, with things jackhammering my face like you thats for sure" 01:55 <@cryptic1> enix, I have worked much longer believe me 01:55 < DrGibby|> work until you die 01:55 < enix> cryptic1: like 10:30? 01:56 < enix> DrGibby|: I die when I wake up so yeah I'm not working long 01:56 < DrGibby|> I'm already dead 01:56 <@cryptic1> now I need to unwind a bit 01:56 <@cryptic1> anyone have a spare jackhammer? 01:56 < enix> cryptic1: masterbate 01:56 * cryptic1 smirks 01:56 * Gencade hands cryptic1 his jackhammer 01:57 <@cryptic1> O_o 01:57 * DrGibby| masturbates cryptic1 01:57 < Gencade> woah woah woah 01:57 <@cryptic1> you guys are fucked 01:57 < Gencade> too far 01:57 < DrGibby|> oh wait, I've messed up 01:57 < Gencade> so a salesman got fired today 01:58 < DrGibby|> why 01:58 < Gencade> Sexual relations with customers 01:58 < DrGibby|> did he masturbate cryptic1? 01:58 < Gencade> no 01:58 < DrGibby|> oh, so yes. 01:58 < Gencade> I don't think any jackhammers were involved 01:58 < Gencade> so I doubt it 01:58 < DrGibby|> YES HE DID GENCADE 01:58 * Gencade runs scared 01:58 < DrGibby|> thats fucked up tbh 01:58 < Gencade> meh, I guess 01:59 < DrGibby|> re/your sales guy 01:59 < DrGibby|> doesn't surprise me 01:59 < Gencade> I talked to him about it 01:59 < DrGibby|> sales dudes are fucking weird 01:59 < Gencade> he claims he knew her before 01:59 < Gencade> he got the job 01:59 < DrGibby|> ofc he did 01:59 <+MillerBOSS> What in the flying fuck is going on in hererererere!!!!!1111 01:59 < Gencade> he was only here a couple months, thank god, I can reuse his laptop for someone else instead of collecting dust 01:59 < Gencade> REEEEEEEEEE 02:00 <+MillerBOSS> Gencade needs to 02:00 < Gencade> continue being an awesome person 02:00 <+MillerBOSS> Sure 02:00 < Gencade> sure 02:01 <+MillerBOSS> No problem Bob 02:01 < Gencade> I go by Robert 02:01 <+MillerBOSS> Well, Bob 02:01 < DrGibby|> ok Dick 02:01 < Gencade> don't call me bob 02:01 < ashyslashy> ok bobert 02:01 < Gencade> I go by RIchard 02:01 < DrGibby|> ok Dick 02:01 < Gencade> Richard* 02:01 < Gencade> my actual name isn't either of those 02:01 < Gencade> FOOLS 02:01 <+MillerBOSS> What? 02:01 < Gencade> huh 02:01 <+MillerBOSS> What? 02:02 < DrGibby|> ok Dick 02:02 < Gencade> Stupid say What 02:02 <+MillerBOSS> Well, Bob, what? 02:02 < Gencade> HA 02:02 <+MillerBOSS> HA 02:02 < DrGibby|> HA 02:02 < Gencade> HAHAHA 02:02 <+MillerBOSS> HAHAHA 02:02 < DrGibby|> kill yourself. 02:02 < Gencade> Too much work 02:02 <+MillerBOSS> Too much work 02:02 < Gencade> You think they have IRC in hell? 02:02 <+MillerBOSS> You think they have IRC in hell? 02:02 < DrGibby|> only discord 02:02 < Gencade> Idk I asked you 02:02 < ashyslashy> i think you can't quit irc in hell 02:03 <+MillerBOSS> Idk I asked you 02:03 < Gencade> Oh god, only discord? 02:03 < DrGibby|> yup 02:03 < ashyslashy> felda doing his asmr schtick 02:03 < Gencade> Just swallow my immortal soul 02:03 <+MillerBOSS> Oh god, only discord? 02:03 < Gencade> Oh god, only discord? 02:03 < ashyslashy> s/only discord?/you devil 02:03 <+layer-eight> Gencade meant: "Oh god, you devil?" 02:03 < Gencade> ashyslashy: ++ 02:04 <+MillerBOSS> Just swallow my immortal soul 02:04 <+MillerBOSS> Oh god, only discord? 02:04 <+MillerBOSS> ashyslashy: ++ 02:04 < Gencade> did you lag there MillerBOSS 02:04 <+MillerBOSS> did you lag there +MillerBOSS 02:04 < Gencade> I asked you 02:04 <+MillerBOSS> Packets were out of order 02:04 <+MillerBOSS> I asked you 02:04 < Gencade> .bofh 02:04 <+layer-eight> Gencade, BOFH says: ..disk or the processor is on fire. 02:04 <+MillerBOSS> .bofh 02:04 <+layer-eight> MillerBOSS, BOFH says: Flat tire on station wagon with tapes. ("Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of tapes hurling down the highway" Andrew S. Tannenbaum) 02:04 < Gencade> .bofh 02:04 <+layer-eight> Gencade, BOFH says: The ring needs another token 02:05 < Gencade> welp, I gotta go get food, Also MillerBOSS is a lil bitch 02:06 <+MillerBOSS> welp, I gotta go get food, Also Gencade is a lil bitch 02:06 < Gencade> HA YOU DIDNT COPY ME 02:06 < Gencade> LIL BISH 02:06 <+MillerBOSS> HA YOU DIDNT COPY ME 02:06 <+MillerBOSS> LIL BISH 02:06 < Gencade> NO U 02:06 < ashyslashy> stops copyings me! 02:06 < Gencade> NO YOU 02:06 < Gencade> NO UUUUEURJE{FJ{IOEWJF{OIWEJV{OIJEW{OIJGGWGJOEJG{OIEWJG 02:06 <+MillerBOSS> NO UNO YOU 02:06 <+MillerBOSS> NO UUUUEURJE{FJ{IOEWJF{OIWEJV{OIJEW{OIJGGWGJOEJG{OIEWJG 02:06 < Gencade> ¥ 02:06 <+MillerBOSS> Ÿ 02:06 < Gencade> HA 02:06 <+MillerBOSS> AH 02:07 < Gencade> ☼ 02:07 <+MillerBOSS> ☼ 02:07 < Gencade> π 02:07 <+MillerBOSS> π 02:07 < Gencade> ↓ 02:07 < Gencade> √ 02:07 <+MillerBOSS> That is magical 02:07 < DrGibby|> 🤔 02:07 < Gencade> █ 02:07 <+MillerBOSS> █ 02:07 < Gencade> (.)(.) 02:07 <+MillerBOSS> ).().( 02:08 < DrGibby|> bewbs 02:08 < Gencade> are there any females in this chan 02:08 < Gencade> I know we ruled princessZoey out 02:08 <+MillerBOSS> nahc siht ni selamef yna ereht era 02:08 <+MillerBOSS> tuo yeoZssecnirp delur ew wonk I 02:08 < Gencade> DIE DEMON 02:08 < Gencade> .seen princesszoey 02:08 <+layer-eight> PrincessZoey was last seen Parting from #reddit-sysadmin 4 weeks 1 hour 10 minutes 40 seconds ago. 02:08 <+MillerBOSS> NOMED EID 02:09 <+MillerBOSS> Good 02:09 < Gencade> hctib a m'I 02:09 <+MillerBOSS> Yeah you are 02:14 <+MillerBOSS> lol 02:15 < ThatOneRoadie> oh hey 02:15 <+MillerBOSS> HEY 02:15 < ThatOneRoadie> vsphere 6.7 release 02:16 <+MillerBOSS> Whats the biggest change? 02:16 < ThatOneRoadie> Dedicated support for nvidia GPUs and GRID vGPU even for non-vdi loads 02:16 <+MillerBOSS> I guess will help https://www.virtuallyghetto.com/2018/04/all-vsphere-6-7-release-notes-download-links.html 02:16 < ThatOneRoadie> also hybrid cloud mode 02:16 <+MillerBOSS> https://www.reddit.com/r/vmware/ 02:16 < ThatOneRoadie> so you can tie your vcenter into your AWS instance 02:16 <+MillerBOSS> Really 02:16 <+MillerBOSS> Awesome 02:17 < ThatOneRoadie> Cross-cloud cold and hot migration too 02:17 < voidstar> for those who run a syslog server, which daemon would I want to choose 02:17 < voidstar> ?* 02:17 < voidstar> on a linux platform 02:18 < ThatOneRoadie> here's the deep dive of new feature changes https://blogs.vmware.com/vsphere/launch 02:18 <+MillerBOSS> Why do graphics such as these need to be made https://blogs.vmware.com/vsphere/files/2018/04/vSphere-6.7-pillars-768x434.jpeg ? 02:18 < ThatOneRoadie> cause then you can leverage your synergistic lifecycle integrities. 02:19 < DrGibby|> I'll fucking cut you, ThatOneRoadie 02:19 < ThatOneRoadie> lol 02:19 < DrGibby|> saying that shit in here is a death sentence 02:19 < ThatOneRoadie> I think I haveing a stroke following that 02:19 < ThatOneRoadie> I taste burnt toast. 02:19 < mkillebrew> those are some agile graphics 02:20 <+MillerBOSS> Html5 version is still gay with all the wasted pixels between text and icons 02:21 < mkillebrew> you're a gay pile of pixels. 02:21 <+MillerBOSS> vSphere 6.7 also marks the final release of the vSphere Web Client (Flash). 02:22 < ThatOneRoadie> damn right 02:22 <+MillerBOSS> I wish I was solely doing VMware all day and nothing else so I could get gud 02:22 < mkillebrew> why don't you 02:22 <+MillerBOSS> More and more I am dislike jack of all trades 02:22 <+MillerBOSS> Company isn't big enough for that mkillebrew 02:22 < mkillebrew> no minions? 02:23 < mkillebrew> or just not enough to do? 02:23 <+MillerBOSS> Sure but we are not big enough for a big vSphere set up 02:23 < mkillebrew> well then move on 02:23 <+MillerBOSS> And to maintain it full time. I need to hire another guy though but have been delaying it for some reason in my mind. 02:24 <+MillerBOSS> Move on? Then I can't chat with you everyday mkillebrew 02:24 <+MillerBOSS> Not being about to IRC at work, yeah right 02:24 <+MillerBOSS> WHAt you guys don't allow me to sit on IRC all day? Yeah I will look elsewhere, thank you 02:25 <+MillerBOSS> :P 02:26 < silentfury> is the HTML5 client fully functional yet? 02:26 < silentfury> it's only been.. how many years? 02:27 <+MillerBOSS> Some of the newer workflows in the updated vSphere Client release include: 02:27 <+MillerBOSS> vSphere Update Manager 02:27 <+MillerBOSS> Content Library 02:27 <+MillerBOSS> vSAN 02:27 <+MillerBOSS> Storage Policies 02:27 <+MillerBOSS> Host Profiles 02:27 <+MillerBOSS> vDS Topology Diagram 02:27 <+MillerBOSS> Licensing 02:27 <+MillerBOSS> Some of the workflows mentioned above are not all feature complete. 02:27 < silentfury> jesus. 02:28 <+MillerBOSS> So that would mean next version would have to be feature complete if next version has no more flash version, which I love. 02:28 < silentfury> vmware is fucking incompetent.. 02:28 <+MillerBOSS> I really miss the Windows client 02:29 <+MillerBOSS> A good note >vSphere 6.7 is also the last release to include vCenter Server for Windows, which has been deprecated. 02:29 <+MillerBOSS> Appliance just works 02:29 <+MillerBOSS> So that is good though 02:29 <+MillerBOSS> DrGibby| 👉 Don't you manage some of this shit? 02:32 < nohusuro> not sure my mind or body are mentally prepared for the all you can eat brazilian bbq tonight 02:32 < nohusuro> bring on those meat sweats 02:32 <+MillerBOSS> Yes. Put em in your shorts 02:37 < DrGibby|> some of it, yeah 02:37 < DrGibby|> I've more/less handed it off to someone else recently though 02:37 < DrGibby|> because I CBA 02:37 < ashyslashy> bro do you even vcli 02:37 < DrGibby|> and I'm considering leaving so I'm trying to get someone else familiar with it 02:38 <+MillerBOSS> Well you are no fun DrGibby| 02:39 <+MillerBOSS> I need to start ashyslashy 02:39 < ashyslashy> wave of the future 02:39 <+MillerBOSS> Instead of spending time in the warehouse running cables and setting up new work stations/desks/etc. I mean I don't mind it but I am not learning anything doing it. 02:40 < ashyslashy> all of the things you just said are horrific 02:40 <+MillerBOSS> OK. 02:42 <+MillerBOSS> So watching https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNPvIk3jQ-M shared in another channel 02:42 <+layer-eight> YouTube Why I don't use HTTPS on my website by 2018-04-16T18:42:51.000Z (duration: 18:53) on Tue Apr 17 01:42:51 UTC 2018, 2018-04-16T18:42:51.000Z views 02:44 < admiralspark> mmhmmm 02:44 < admiralspark> and 02:44 < admiralspark> oh sweet, it's Brian 02:45 <+MillerBOSS> littering and littering and 02:45 < admiralspark> man 02:45 < admiralspark> if your OS/browser doesn't support TLS 02:45 < admiralspark> you should stop using it 02:45 < admiralspark> or should've stopped years ago 02:46 <+MillerBOSS> Agreed 02:46 <+MillerBOSS> >certs are DRM 02:46 <+MillerBOSS> Umm 02:46 < admiralspark> lol 02:46 < admiralspark> this is funny, IIRC he's a SUSE employee now right? 02:46 <+MillerBOSS> This guy is not dumb and I don't mind his angle 02:46 <+MillerBOSS> He has a point 02:46 < admiralspark> I know he was when they did the spoof of the Bruno Mars song 02:47 < silentfury> the onenote mac team doing les mis was pretty awesome 02:47 < admiralspark> oh, I should go check that 02:47 <+MillerBOSS> Link? 02:47 <+MillerBOSS> DTN 02:47 < silentfury> sec 02:47 <+MillerBOSS> :P 02:47 < silentfury> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUsAPdv8JZ4 02:47 <+layer-eight> YouTube OneNote Mac - The Song [Parody of One Day More from Les Misérables] by 2014-04-09T16:02:02.000Z (duration: 2:43) on Wed Apr 09 23:02:02 UTC 2014, 2014-04-09T16:02:02.000Z views 02:48 <+MillerBOSS> Is one note any good? 02:48 < silentfury> yes. 02:49 < sadbox> MillerBOSS: I think the comments are on point for that video 02:49 < silentfury> i have to admire the voice quality and the production value. 02:49 < sadbox> https does not exclude http 02:50 < admiralspark> MillerBOSS: yeah, agree that he has a point, but. Would you daily drive an original Model T? Sure, it might work today, but is it worth taking the risk that a machine you can't get support or service on for your hour-and-a-half commute to work, or when you need to pick the kids up from work? 02:50 <+MillerBOSS> Now that is a real computer nerd. That desk https://millerboss.com/x/Screen-Shot-2018-04-17-19-50-10-uY.png 02:50 < admiralspark> You shouldn't rely on stuff every day that you can't fix if it breaks 02:51 <+MillerBOSS> Thanks silentfury. Good video 02:51 < silentfury> MillerBOSS: i'm a les mis junkie so that had me in the feels. 02:51 < admiralspark> wow, I just realized I watched my first Lunduke video 10 years ago 02:52 <+MillerBOSS> admiralspark 👉 I see, but you said Model T. What about a muscle car. I think that is his angle, right? 02:52 < sadbox> MillerBOSS: I really think the main focus should be: https does not mean you can't also run http 02:53 < admiralspark> Ironically, I drive my muscle truck in the summer so I had to tweak my argument ;) 02:53 <+MillerBOSS> He is trying to spark a conversation though. Is how we have it now the best? 02:53 < admiralspark> sadbox: not redirecting your http queries? HERESY I SAY 02:53 < DrGibby|> yes, MillerBOSS, I realize I am no fun 02:53 < admiralspark> hmmm 02:53 < sadbox> admiralspark: Could always do client inspection and optionally redirect 02:54 <+MillerBOSS> Yeah you are right sadbox he could do both http and https 02:54 < admiralspark> is there a way we could abstract the encryption away into an element we could update independent of the software or OS? And if so, how do we prevent it from becoming a DRM nightmare a la web video? 02:54 <+MillerBOSS> Still watching the video 02:54 <+CheckYourSix> silentfury: Looks like a Yeti mic in the video 02:54 < sadbox> admiralspark: AND, use preloading lists, anything which looks at those will not even need the redirect 02:54 < admiralspark> mmm. Preloading lists? 02:54 < sadbox> admiralspark: HSTS preloading 02:55 <+MillerBOSS> Yeah 02:55 < admiralspark> You mean loading http outside? 02:55 < admiralspark> oh 02:55 < admiralspark> right 02:56 * DrGibby| opens a beer 02:56 < DrGibby|> mmmm celebration 02:57 < sadbox> MillerBOSS: anyhow, I think that he's intentionally trying to use some phrasing to make linux people angry 02:57 < sadbox> like "DRM!" 02:57 <+MillerBOSS> Yeah 02:57 <+MillerBOSS> I think so 02:57 < sadbox> and "planned obsolescence!!" 02:57 < sadbox> except it's neither DRM or planned obsolescence 02:57 < admiralspark> he's been doing that for years 02:57 < admiralspark> ever since... 02:58 < DrGibby|> are you guys talking about that dumbass saying https is dumb or whatever? 02:58 < admiralspark> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=radmjL5OIaA 02:58 <+layer-eight> YouTube Richard Stallman | GNU/LAS | s20e10 by 2012-03-11T21:30:39.000Z (duration: 1:13:12) on Mon Mar 12 04:30:39 UTC 2012, 2012-03-11T21:30:39.000Z views 02:58 < admiralspark> DrGibby|: which one? :P 02:58 < admiralspark> But yeah, Lunduke 02:58 < sadbox> admiralspark: to be fair stallman, etc fought against the secure boot stuff 02:58 < sadbox> tpm magic in grub and stuff 02:58 < sadbox> because they considered it DRM 02:59 < sadbox> (they have since changed their minds luckily) 02:59 < admiralspark> Wait, I'm not defending Stallman. 02:59 < DrGibby|> yes, lunduke, that fucking idiot 02:59 < admiralspark> I'm pointing out how long Lunduke has been...lunduking 03:00 < DrGibby|> s/lundukin/a moron/ 03:00 <+layer-eight> admiralspark meant: "I'm pointing out how long Lunduke has been...a morong" 03:00 < DrGibby|> meh, close enough 03:00 < admiralspark> hahaha 03:00 < admiralspark> DrGibby|: but he brought us https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYRlTISvjww 03:00 <+layer-eight> YouTube Uptime Funk - (Uptown Funk parody) by 2015-11-05T17:32:04.000Z (duration: 4:29) on Fri Nov 06 00:32:04 UTC 2015, 2015-11-05T17:32:04.000Z views 03:00 < admiralspark> the song of our people 03:01 < DrGibby|> I don't care 03:01 < DrGibby|> stupid people can be funny 03:01 < admiralspark> :P 03:02 <+MillerBOSS> We don't care you don't care DrGibby| 03:02 <+MillerBOSS> Go drink your beer 03:02 <+MillerBOSS> :P 03:02 < cantibot> Oh I made a big pee guys! 03:02 < DrGibby|> MillerBOSS: I don't care you don't care that I don't care 03:02 < cantibot> Holy fuck! 03:02 < ashyslashy> i don't care that you don't care that gibby doesn't care, millerboss 03:02 < ashyslashy> checkmate 03:02 < cantibot> The potty just kept COMMING! 03:02 <+MillerBOSS> Rematch 03:02 <+MillerBOSS> Wow cantibot 03:02 < cantibot> jesus I am fucking dehydrated! 03:03 * DrGibby| gibs MillerBOSS a beer 03:03 < cantibot> Miller, are you really a "bau5"? 03:03 < admiralspark> Deadbau5 maybe 03:03 <+MillerBOSS> Don't reboot it, just patch 03:03 < admiralspark> mmk, 500 03:03 < admiralspark> peace 03:03 <+MillerBOSS> cantibot 👉 I don't know 03:04 < cantibot> why isn't there a way to deploy SNMP settings via GPO's? 03:04 < cantibot> Why do I have to install this fucking service on every server and then setup the traps and community's manually 03:04 <+MillerBOSS> Yeah I saw that too when I did that. 03:04 < cantibot> isn't there a way to scrip this? Maybe PS? 03:04 <+MillerBOSS> Probably 03:05 < cantibot> probably.. 03:05 < cantibot> PS does a lot of cool stuff, I am not very good at it tho :/ 03:05 < cantibot> I was using PS to send out notifications on my VEEAM backups, got around paying for it to get that feature for quite a while 03:06 < DrGibby|> I think there is a better way, cantibot 03:06 < cantibot> yea? 03:06 < DrGibby|> iirc there is a service that can go out and collect windows logs and pull them back 03:06 < cantibot> wmi? 03:07 < DrGibby|> that *sounds* right 03:07 < cantibot> WMI is fucking dope, and a lot more informative on windows stuff than SMNP but my collection server is linux and doesn't play nice at all with WMI 03:07 < cantibot> LMAO 03:07 < DrGibby|> does your collection server *have* to be *nix? 03:08 < cantibot> ehh, not so much ""have" but its more of a historical thing at this point. 03:08 < DrGibby|> I'm going to assume your collecting all of these logs to maybe import into something like splunk? 03:08 < cantibot> I have about 2 years of monitoring and metrics on this box... 03:08 < cantibot> Its called librenms but yea basically 03:08 < cantibot> it's an OSS fork of observium which I was using previously 03:08 < DrGibby|> it can't import non-snmp data? 03:09 < cantibot> It does SMNP, syslog, etc. 03:09 < cantibot> just not WMI 03:09 < DrGibby|> thats... lame 03:09 < DrGibby|> but, ok! 03:09 < cantibot> it is, but ehh...OSS? 03:09 <+MillerBOSS> I use Observium. Never took the time to get syslog working properly. 03:10 < DrGibby|> cantibot: I'm sure you'll figure it out :D 03:10 < cantibot> lol I got WMI working with observium but I couldn't stand that on the "community" version they gimp it by not allowing you to add your own OID's and shit 03:10 < cantibot> Thanks for the vote of confidence DrGibby| :) 03:10 <+MillerBOSS> I have the paid version 03:10 < cantibot> can I ask how much you pay? 03:10 < DrGibby|> I mean, when there is a will there is a way 03:10 <+MillerBOSS> I think $100 a year 03:10 < cantibot> so true bud lol 03:10 < cantibot> Really?! 03:10 < cantibot> holy crap.. 03:11 < cantibot> for that kinda money I may need to re-consider 03:11 <+MillerBOSS> Its just a login to the SVN 03:11 < cantibot> oh lol 03:11 < cantibot> you don't get any support? 03:11 <+MillerBOSS> Maybe, not sure 03:11 <+MillerBOSS> Also I see https://www.google.com/search?q=observium+wmi 03:12 < cantibot> That's cool. I am not big on paying for OSS support, I know that's how a lot of their money is made so I just assumed that when you pay for the full version you are paying for support consulting mostly. 03:12 < cantibot> Yea the WMI handling in observium is not bad actually. 03:12 <+MillerBOSS> http://www.observium.org/services/ 03:12 < cantibot> It's the fork I am using that doesn't have it developed...yet 03:12 < cantibot> MillerBOSS this is what I rock https://www.librenms.org/ 03:13 <+MillerBOSS> Yeah when I was checking out the two a year or two ago Observium looked and felt better 03:13 <+MillerBOSS> I lied 03:13 <+MillerBOSS> The subscription is priced at £200 excluding any applicable taxes and is valid for 1 year. 03:14 < cantibot> Still, not bad 03:14 < cantibot> This one graph is why I picked LibreNMS over observium lol 03:14 < cantibot> https://prnt.sc/j6ojsj 03:14 < cantibot> I could NOT get observium to poll SSID info from my WLC for the life of me :/ 03:15 <+MillerBOSS> Interesting. I just use UniFi Controller for that info 03:15 < cantibot> We have cisco WLC and AP's. They're tanks and very robust but the metric tools are...lackluster 03:15 < cantibot> Unless I want to pay a ton more :/ 03:15 <+MillerBOSS> Right 03:17 < cantibot> if I had to re-do my AP's right now I'd totally go Ubiquiti 03:17 <+MillerBOSS> I want to move to something else completely from Observium that updates more than every 5 minutes 03:17 <+MillerBOSS> But no idea what to go to 03:18 < cantibot> I feel like I get fustrated as fuck with my metric tools at least once a month and go on a hunt for something new and end up empty handed every time :/ 03:18 < cantibot> The real-time graphing in NMS/observium isn't the greatest either 03:19 <+MillerBOSS> I'd pay more for near real time 03:19 < DrGibby|> cacti > * 03:19 < cantibot> Cacti seems so... 03:19 < cantibot> idk 03:19 < cantibot> not very intuitive 03:19 < DrGibby|> heh 03:21 <+MillerBOSS> I'd agree cantibot but isn't cacti fairly solid and popular for large operations DrGibby| ? 03:21 <+MillerBOSS> DCs, ISPs, etc 03:21 < DrGibby|> we use cacti everywhere and graph fucking EVERYTHING 03:21 <+MillerBOSS> Cacti and what else? 03:21 < DrGibby|> Cacti/Nagios 03:22 <+MillerBOSS> Aww 03:22 <+MillerBOSS> That product 03:22 < cantibot> My local IX uses cacti and weathermap to build this sweet ass graph of all their Peers and their bandwith 03:22 < cantibot> https://prnt.sc/j6olw7 03:22 < cantibot> I happen to remember a login from my time working as a member peer ;) 03:23 < cantibot> pretty sexy! 03:23 <+NinjaStyle> hello 03:23 <+MillerBOSS> good bye 03:23 <+NinjaStyle> i m alive, help 03:23 < DrGibby|> hello NinjaStyle 03:23 < cantibot> NinjaStyle get addicted to opiates 03:23 < cantibot> You will not be alive for long! 03:23 <+NinjaStyle> D: 03:24 < cantibot> and the time you are alive will be agonizing so you will pretty much already be dead! 03:24 <+NinjaStyle> nicee 03:25 <+NinjaStyle> DrGibby|: so whats next? 03:25 < DrGibby|> NinjaStyle: hows that project thing going? 03:25 <+NinjaStyle> with recruiter? 03:25 < cantibot> does anyone run a kodi box with like exodus or any of the other scraper apps? 03:25 < DrGibby|> NinjaStyle: we're talking on Friday 03:25 <+NinjaStyle> DrGibby|: all my stuff is done, just doing a webapp 03:25 < DrGibby|> sweet! 03:25 <+NinjaStyle> we had an interview today with a dude we probably wont be hiring 03:26 <+NinjaStyle> and we had one last week i think we are gonna hire 03:26 < DrGibby|> so, the place I had my interview today actually made me apply for 2 other positions as well 03:27 < DrGibby|> one of them being a little more "manager" and the other is a pen tester for the company for internal shit 03:27 < silentfury> nice 03:27 < silentfury> i nearly lost my shit at the it director today 03:27 <@cryptic1> they wanted you to do something other than fluffer? 03:27 <+NinjaStyle> nice, well im interested to hear how friday goes 03:27 <@cryptic1> i find that hard to believe DrGibby| 03:27 < silentfury> after he fawned over one of my coworkers that couldn't fix a ForeFront TMG server for 2 days 03:27 < DrGibby|> frankly, I've not had this good of a day in a really long time 03:27 < DrGibby|> cryptic1: I'll always be your fluffer bby 03:28 <@cryptic1> oh my.gif 03:28 < ashyslashy> lol they gave everyone one more day to file taxes 03:28 < ashyslashy> because of outages 03:28 < ashyslashy> so does this mean the IRS is as bad as obamacare 03:28 <+NinjaStyle> good thing doland already took my munie 03:28 < DrGibby|> right? 03:28 < cantibot> silentfury peopple still use ISA ? 03:29 < silentfury> cantibot: leftover for our on prem sharepoint 03:29 < ashyslashy> i don't think anybody would mind if you pay more 03:29 < cantibot> wasn't it discontinued like 6 years ago? 03:29 < silentfury> cantibot: the hilarious thing is, no one asked me if i had any thoughts on fixing it 03:29 < silentfury> i could've fixed it in prolly 20 min 03:29 < silentfury> but my manager is hesitant to ask me about network stuff because he's afraid of hurting the feelings of our network team 03:30 < cantibot> There was an issue with a watchguard box at my old job, my boss REFUSED to let me log in and fix 03:30 < cantibot> Literally lived with this thing dropping my hypervisors for MONTHS 03:30 < silentfury> there's two of them, and i'm a systems dude. I'm way more of a network guy than both of them combined. 03:30 < cantibot> fucking users pissed everyday 03:30 < cantibot> one day he walked out to a meeting leaving the mgmt console up 03:30 < cantibot> ...5 MINUTES 03:30 < silentfury> i rebuilt a 10g network with 40g, what have they done in the last 8 years? 03:30 < m4221> Can deleted items be recovered from an OST? 03:31 < DrGibby|> rebuilt a 40g network with 100g, in 6 months. 03:31 < silentfury> granted, it was a very small network 03:31 < silentfury> but i still built a network from the ground up 03:31 <+MillerBOSS> If you have a back up m4221 :P 03:32 <+NinjaStyle> DrGibby|: you said you were willing to relo right? 03:32 < DrGibby|> yeah 03:32 <+NinjaStyle> cool cool 03:32 < DrGibby|> why?\ 03:32 <+NinjaStyle> that will help a lot 03:32 < ashyslashy> ninjastyle is building his very own murder room 03:33 < DrGibby|> I can't wait to be the first! 03:33 <+NinjaStyle> its true, you always remember you first 03:33 <+NinjaStyle> unless it was cosby 03:33 <+NinjaStyle> your* 03:33 < DrGibby|> ew that dude was weird 03:33 < DrGibby|> oh. nvm 03:34 < silentfury> cantibot: this is from the network dude who doesn't see an issue with running voice traffic on a non-segregated data network and flat /24's 03:34 < m4221> silentfury: idiot 03:35 < silentfury> uh huh 03:35 < silentfury> i'm just trying to get out and find something better and better paying 03:35 <+NinjaStyle> arent we all 03:35 < cantibot> Analog Modem 03:35 < silentfury> yep. 33 million on the lotto friday 03:35 < silentfury> i have a dream... 03:36 <+MillerBOSS> Just keep me out of it 03:36 < cantibot> pff.. MillerBOSS I have a WET dream bby ;* 03:36 < cantibot> and I'm not talking pee pee 03:37 <+MillerBOSS> Funny girl, you 03:37 <+MillerBOSS> Bless your little heart 03:37 < cantibot> :3 03:38 < m4221> MillerBOSS: stop trying so hard 03:38 <+NinjaStyle> D: 03:39 < m4221> cantibot: what about analog modems? 03:39 <+NinjaStyle> theyre dumb and you should feel bad 03:39 < cantibot> Oh I was just looking at a local ILEC carrier 03:39 < cantibot> they want 50 bucks a month for 56k dialup lol 03:39 < cantibot> I pay 70 bucks for 100/10 DOCSIS 3.1 03:40 < m4221> cantibot: that is something I have not heard in a long time, ILEC 03:40 < cantibot> I used to work for an ILEC carrier a few years ago, very cool experience 03:40 < cantibot> going over to the century link/qwest CO and wire up customer T1's 03:41 < cantibot> go and fuck with the Mux's, set loopbacks and do tests and stuff...I miss it :( 03:41 < m4221> cantibot: dialaround numbers still work it seems 03:41 < cantibot> Seeing that giant 5ESS...man that thing gave me a fucking hard-on every time 03:41 < m4221> 10-10-220 etx 03:42 < cantibot> no kidding! 03:42 < cantibot> hah, 03:42 < cantibot> Good times...lol I kinda miss dial-up. 03:42 < m4221> cantibot: I think the communications museum in seattle has a 3ess 03:43 < cantibot> I watched a DMS-1000 get tore out. It was kinda sad. What a beautiful machine... 03:43 < cantibot> Get replaced with a coppercom softswitch 03:43 < benjgvps> cantibot: Old telecom stuff is really nifty. The small telcom/wisp I work for deals with a small company that bought out a bunch of old microwave sites in a few provinces 03:43 < cantibot> ...fuck. I miss working at a telco 03:44 < cantibot> Microwave is cool! 03:44 < benjgvps> There was a bunch of awesome microwave gear from the 60s/70s sitting in the corner of a few larger sites 03:44 < cantibot> I was obsessed with microwave and the old ATT long-lines microwave network. 03:44 < cantibot> I'd drive around and find the old towers based off maps I found on the interent and take pictures of them 03:45 < benjgvps> If I recall, a lot of those sites were used to connect the radar sites for the pine tree line 03:45 < rpifan> u would have loved the antennas for HCJB 03:45 < benjgvps> The company I work for purchased a few of those sites and they're sooooooo overbuilt it's fantastic 03:45 < cantibot> A lot of the towers were bought by American Tower and re-used but most of the old K-band horns still sit on the towers. I suppose it's not worth the effort to take them down lol 03:45 < cantibot> benjgvps yea dude the old cold-war DEW line 03:46 < cantibot> DEFENCE EARLY WARNING LINE 03:46 < rpifan> u shoudla seen them 03:46 < rpifan> they were huge 03:46 < cantibot> that is the coolest part of the old microwave sites is they were built as nuclear war bunkers 03:46 < cantibot> blast shields and shit lol 03:46 < benjgvps> The tower shelters are rock solid, there was actually someone who tried to break into one by backing a pickup truck into the door repeatedly and the only damage to the building was the metal door was bent in an inch, still opened 03:47 < cantibot> lol very cool 03:47 <+NinjaStyle> they should git gud 03:47 < cantibot> https://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2015/12/the-secrets-of-an-abandoned-tower-in-kansas/419727/ 03:48 < rpifan> cantibot, https://calloftheandes.files.wordpress.com/2012/12/pifodesdeeleste.jpg?w=500&h=353 03:48 < cantibot> sexyyyy 03:48 < rpifan> yes i was there 03:48 < rpifan> before they tored them all down 03:48 < rpifan> to build the new airport 03:48 < cantibot> Awh! 03:48 < rpifan> one of the biggest broadcasters on shortwave ever 03:49 < rpifan> transmitting from Quito, Ecuador 03:49 < DrGibby|> https://youtu.be/NB17roGfbN4 03:49 < cantibot> Holy balls, what kinda wattage was that operating at? 03:49 <+layer-eight> YouTube FUCKKKKK YEWWWWWW by 2018-04-17T12:13:12.000Z (duration: 4s) on Tue Apr 17 19:13:12 UTC 2018, 2018-04-17T12:13:12.000Z views 03:49 < m4221> rpifan: hablas espanol? 03:49 <+MillerBOSS> LMAO DrGibby| 03:49 < rpifan> si 03:49 < rpifan> very watts much power 03:50 <+MillerBOSS> ¡sí, señor! 03:50 <+MillerBOSS> BUFFET LOVE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJwGJvo8qS8 03:50 <+layer-eight> YouTube Jimmy Buffett LIVE From Atlanta, GA by 2018-04-17T19:40:22.000Z (duration: stream) on Wed Apr 18 02:40:22 UTC 2018, 2018-04-17T19:40:22.000Z views 03:50 <+MillerBOSS> Duh fuck BUFFETT LIVE 03:52 < DrGibby|> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYMuDXQG9K4 03:52 <+layer-eight> YouTube Arfrica (Toto) by 2018-04-02T14:39:40.000Z (duration: 1:47) on Mon Apr 02 21:39:40 UTC 2018, 2018-04-02T14:39:40.000Z views 03:52 <+MillerBOSS> Not yet, Its Jimmy time 03:55 < ashyslashy> negative, ghost rider, the pattern is full 03:55 <+MillerBOSS> I think it would be near running networking for a live show like that and making it all come together. 03:55 <+MillerBOSS> s/near/neat 03:55 <+layer-eight> MillerBOSS meant: "I think it would be neat running networking for a live show like that and making it all come together." 03:56 <+MillerBOSS> He just made a Stormy Daniels jab lol 03:56 <+MillerBOSS> Wow that crowd needs more drinks ffs 03:56 < rpifan> ive thoguth about moving into theatre / performance IT 03:56 < rpifan> im sure there is a market for it 03:56 <+MillerBOSS> Wow this crowd is asleep. 03:57 < rpifan> ? 03:57 < ashyslashy> the crowd consists of baby boomers and like 14 millerbosses 03:57 < ashyslashy> they're not going to blow the roof off anything 03:57 < rpifan> With walk-in access to facilitate monitoring and maintenance, five mission-built transmitters sported “HC” as their brand. Four HC100 units sent out programming at 100,000 watts whereas the transmitting capacity of the lone HC500 on the transmitter floor in Pifo was five times as much. Challenges surfaced in keeping transmitters going at high altitude, but in the transmitters’ final years in Pifo, missionary engi 03:57 < rpifan> neers reported monthly averages near 100 percent with minimal downtime. cantibot 03:57 <+MillerBOSS> I'd be jumping all over and screaming for sure 03:57 < ashyslashy> you and the other 13 of you 03:57 <+MillerBOSS> YES! 03:57 < ashyslashy> but the boomers move at a slower pace 03:57 <+MillerBOSS> Yeah but come on 03:58 < ashyslashy> also i suspect if they whipped this together for a youtube live stream they didn't truly and properly mic the audience 03:58 < ashyslashy> so you probably have no real idea of the intensity of the reaction 03:58 <+MillerBOSS> Yeah I was thinking that too also Jimmy sounds different. Either microphone or he is getting older 04:01 < rpifan> idk about taht 04:01 < rpifan> have us een the pope 04:01 < rpifan> or bernie sanders run 04:02 <+MillerBOSS> Are you seeing dead people rpifan ? 04:02 * DrGibby| tunes into some numbers stations 04:02 < rpifan> not yet 04:02 < rpifan> nice 04:02 < rpifan> ive yet to pick one up live 04:02 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> DrGibby|: Now ... I'm stuck watching all these dog remixes. 04:02 < DrGibby|> SysAdminGoneCraZ: got cha! 04:02 * m4221 tases DrGibby| 04:03 < DrGibby|> dude this mix is fucking terrible, MillerBOSS 04:03 < cantibot> hey, rather a pissy shit than a shitty piss right guys? 04:03 <+MillerBOSS> What mix? DrGibby| ? 04:03 < DrGibby|> the Buffet live mix 04:03 <+MillerBOSS> Well you don't always get the hits all of the show right? 04:04 < DrGibby|> its like someone is playing it through an AM station 04:04 <+MillerBOSS> Oh yes 04:04 < DrGibby|> no, the quality of the sound 04:04 <+MillerBOSS> I thought it was my headphones for a bit 04:04 < DrGibby|> its not _at all_ 04:04 <+MillerBOSS> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXdmTtk1Mm4 04:04 <+layer-eight> YouTube Weather Report with Walter Cronkite by 2010-07-19T19:13:41.000Z (duration: 39s) on Tue Jul 20 02:13:41 UTC 2010, 2010-07-19T19:13:41.000Z views 04:04 <+MillerBOSS> cantibot 👉 ^ 04:06 < ashyslashy> the atlanta stream isn't terrible on my end 04:06 <+MillerBOSS> Yeah crowd is not mic'd at all 04:06 <+MillerBOSS> You can hear em in the distance 04:06 < ashyslashy> it's not as if buffett's band uses particularly dynamic instruments. there's a reason the freaking steel drums punch out most of the rest of the instruments in the mix 04:07 <+MillerBOSS> I disagree Listen to https://youtu.be/cbzIVR1OaAY?t=77 04:07 <+layer-eight> YouTube Jimmy Buffett "Volcano" Live by 2011-05-10T16:12:09.000Z (duration: 4:s) on Tue May 10 23:12:09 UTC 2011, 2011-05-10T16:12:09.000Z views 04:07 <+MillerBOSS> Much different 04:07 <+MillerBOSS> Even with the 96kbps audio 04:07 < ashyslashy> well two different venues two different mixes 04:08 < ashyslashy> you're wearing headphones and i'm running small monitors at fairly low volume, too 04:08 < ashyslashy> you're going to pick up on smaller defects and i probably won't notice 04:08 <+MillerBOSS> Well either either way I am glad he is still kicking. 04:08 <+MillerBOSS> Maybe 04:08 < ashyslashy> he's everywhere around here 04:09 < ashyslashy> probably every other dolphin game i've been to, when they play that "fins to the left, fins to the right" song in the stadium the jumbotron would show him somewhere in the stadium 04:09 <+MillerBOSS> I would actually like to move to South Florida some time 04:09 <+MillerBOSS> Wow nice 04:09 < ashyslashy> not even getting paid to play, just like watching the game or cooling out 04:10 < ashyslashy> the deep cuts remind me why im not a big jimmy fan 04:10 <+MillerBOSS> OK I changed to speakers and its sounds like I am listening to AM radio on Grandpa's radio 04:11 < ashyslashy> i could scoop my eq a lttle deeper i guess 04:11 < ashyslashy> i'm probably covering up most of the noise. the vocals do seem a little flat 04:11 < ashyslashy> not musically, just in terms of reproduction quality 04:11 <+MillerBOSS> Yeah 04:11 < ashyslashy> the human voice is one of the hardest things to properly capture 04:11 <+MillerBOSS> Flat 04:12 < ashyslashy> actual credentialed engineers would tell me this shit when i was playing producer in the late 90s/early 00s 04:12 <+MillerBOSS> What is done to "capture it"? 04:12 < ashyslashy> it's some sort of crazy arcanum that's best if you just get a protools preset from someone who knows his shit 04:12 < ashyslashy> until i had my setup tweaked by someone who owned a studio i was ass at recording vocals 04:13 < ashyslashy> even now i can only reproduce the settings i was shown, i can't offer much of an explanation as to why it works 04:13 < ashyslashy> when we perfect the art of bitcoin theft and i become independently wealthy i might spend some time trying to figure that out 04:13 <+MillerBOSS> So is it some EQ they use or something much more sophisticated? 04:14 < ashyslashy> high pass, low pass, compression, limiters, reverb, it's just... 04:14 < ashyslashy> totally different from sitting down with a guitar and hitting "record" 04:14 <+MillerBOSS> Why can't they capture it as the audio is from the microphone? 04:15 <+NinjaStyle> i just found out my company is outsourcing dev work, not sure why it surprises me 04:15 < ashyslashy> i guess because nobody's really built a "pod" type device for vocals 04:15 <+MillerBOSS> Oh 04:16 < ashyslashy> direct recording is such a crapshoot and not everyone can afford to take like 10 calibration takes to get the sound right 04:16 < DrGibby|> love using SDR's to listen into other areas man 04:17 < ashyslashy> some day maybe i'll recreate my rig and learn on it. i know how to mic my gallien kruegers like a boss 04:17 < ashyslashy> what the fuck, southern cross 04:18 <+MillerBOSS> streamlink https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJwGJvo8qS8 best 04:18 <+layer-eight> YouTube Jimmy Buffett LIVE From Atlanta, GA by 2018-04-17T19:40:22.000Z (duration: stream) on Wed Apr 18 02:40:22 UTC 2018, 2018-04-17T19:40:22.000Z views 04:18 <+MillerBOSS> Using VLC's EQ 04:18 <+MillerBOSS> Much better 04:18 <+NinjaStyle> god dammit stop posting fucking jimmy butthole 04:18 < ashyslashy> i don't know if buffett can do this song justice. it's supposed to be melancholy and reflective 04:18 <+MillerBOSS> My current EQ won't work for Chrome 04:18 < ashyslashy> and he's just belting it like it's a pants-on-head party 04:19 <+MillerBOSS> NinjaStyle Triggered 04:19 < ashyslashy> i'm a little triggered by the song choice 04:19 < ashyslashy> let's burn it all down, ninjastyle 04:19 < m4221> ashyslashy: who let you in? 04:19 <+NinjaStyle> its just annoying to see the same dumb shit posted over and over 04:19 <+NinjaStyle> i didnt click the first 10 times 04:19 * ashyslashy flings m4221 back into the quarry 04:19 <+NinjaStyle> on purpose 04:20 <+MillerBOSS> No one said you needed to click on the link NinjaStyle 04:20 < ashyslashy> you know you're gonna get dad music with millerboss 04:20 < ashyslashy> it comes with the territory 04:20 <+MillerBOSS> lol 04:20 < m4221> ashyslashy: harsh 04:20 < ashyslashy> nonsense, it's just the reality of the situation 04:20 < ashyslashy> fuck, i love dad music 04:20 <+MillerBOSS> Last one was a program 04:20 < ashyslashy> i had my classic rock phase at 14 and it never really ended 04:20 <+MillerBOSS> streamlink https://www.you tube.com/watch?v=jJwGJvo8qS8 best 04:21 <+MillerBOSS> That better NinjaStyle ? 04:21 <+NinjaStyle> no 04:21 <+MillerBOSS> OK good 04:21 <+NinjaStyle> stop fucking posting your gay ass music 04:21 < ashyslashy> did you know on the recorded version of CSN's "southern cross" there is no david crosby 04:21 <+MillerBOSS> Aww 04:21 <+MillerBOSS> NinjaStyle is for sure triggered 04:21 < ashyslashy> which is pretty notable on such a famous song 04:22 < m4221> s/gay ass music/gay music I love 04:22 <+layer-eight> NinjaStyle meant: "stop fucking posting your gay music I love" 04:22 <+MillerBOSS> Get out and live a little NinjaStyle 04:22 < ashyslashy> hitch your jeans up to your navel and go man go 04:23 < m4221> .bodg 04:23 < m4221> bofh 04:23 < m4221> .bofh 04:23 <+layer-eight> m4221, BOFH says: vapors from evaporating sticky-note adhesives 04:24 < Gencade> is this place still +m'd? 04:24 < Gencade> nope 04:24 <+MillerBOSS> Yes 04:24 < Gencade> MillerBOSS, I don't trust you 04:24 <+NinjaStyle> not like it would help with the shitposting 04:24 <+MillerBOSS> Whats shitposting? 04:24 <+MillerBOSS> This is chat isn't it? 04:24 < Gencade> when you take a shit on a post 04:24 <+MillerBOSS> asl 04:24 < vader-> Ninja, you work with AWS right? 04:25 < Gencade> 14/f/$YOURZIPCODE 04:25 < vader-> thats ASL 04:25 < m4221> Gencade: this is not aol 04:25 < Gencade> I thought it was 04:25 <+MillerBOSS> C2C Gencade ? 04:25 <+MillerBOSS> MSN 04:26 < rpifan> lol 04:26 < rpifan> fucken aws 04:26 < rpifan> disgusting 04:26 < Gencade> MillerBOSS, dunno that one 04:26 <+MillerBOSS> Yeah you are too young 04:26 <+MillerBOSS> They killed MSN a few years ago 04:26 < DrGibby|> heh 04:26 < m4221> The old gaming zone 04:27 < rpifan> ppl dont remember msn? 04:27 < rpifan> they had the coolest browser 04:27 < xamithan> zone.msn.com 04:27 <+MillerBOSS> I meant MSN Messenger 04:27 < rpifan> that too 04:27 < rpifan> all cools tuff 04:27 <+MillerBOSS> But that browser though, was on XP right? 04:28 < rpifan> i think it was before that too 04:28 < rpifan> on 98 04:28 <+NinjaStyle> vader-: sometimes 04:28 <+MillerBOSS> Running IIS 8. Surprised its not 6 xamithan 04:28 <+NinjaStyle> not regulary, but my personal stuff is on aws 04:28 < vader-> so i remember you had a static aws page 04:28 < rpifan> u can host it from the bucket 04:29 <+MillerBOSS> https://membercenter.msn.com/download.aspx 04:29 < vader-> im working on something alittle unique... i need to host 1 web page to collect data from a form and kinda validate it, then drop it into a DynamoDB 04:29 < vader-> so i have it working 04:29 < rpifan> why 04:29 < xamithan> They used to have cool games like text based MMOs on there, they turned it into garbage casual browser games 04:29 < vader-> hosting the page in S3, using API Gateway, then dropping that to DynamoDB 04:29 < ashyslashy> 1. web page 2. ????? 3. PROFIT! 04:29 < m4221> ashyslashy: go away 04:29 < ashyslashy> :( 04:30 < DrGibby|> I love how a Japanese radio station is playing 'Shout' 04:30 < vader-> rpifan, it's a unique setup, but i don't want to spin up a web server just to host this one page if i don't have to 04:30 < ashyslashy> isley brothers or tears for fears 04:30 < vader-> so the process works but... 04:30 <+MillerBOSS> Holy shit. This is still on? https://signup.msn.com/pages/newexist.aspx 04:30 < DrGibby|> 13.655MHz 04:30 <+MillerBOSS> Looks like the ol MSN 04:30 < DrGibby|> heh 04:30 < vader-> i don't like the fact that the API key for the API gateway is in the html on the static page 04:30 <+NinjaStyle> vader-: i wonder if you can use AWS lambda 04:30 <+NinjaStyle> i think s3 isnt gonna work 04:31 <+MillerBOSS> MSN Dial-up Internet Access - $18.95/month 04:31 < vader-> use lambda how? 04:31 < m4221> MillerBOSS: netzero man 04:31 < ashyslashy> imagine how fast you could download jimmy buffett mp3s, millerboss 04:31 <+MillerBOSS> Super duper fast ashyslashy 04:31 < vader-> i was playing around with teh idea early of using S3 -> API Gateway -> Lambda -> DynamoDB 04:31 <+NinjaStyle> yah 04:31 < vader-> but i figured out that API Gateway can actually write right to DynamoDV 04:31 <+NinjaStyle> https://medium.com/calyx/serverless-contact-forms-with-aws-lambda-79959cd1a6cd 04:31 < vader-> so i was able to take that out 04:31 <+NinjaStyle> something similar to this 04:32 <+NinjaStyle> oh 04:33 < DrGibby|> I need huntr to translate for me :\ 04:34 < vader-> ya the guy at the bottom comments has the same concern I do 04:34 < vader-> if someone gets the API key they could flood the database 04:34 < DrGibby|> https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/owy542bb/image.png 04:35 <+MillerBOSS> I guess this is nothing new ashyslashy http://www.margaritaville.tv/schedule 04:35 <+NinjaStyle> vader-: how would they get the API key? 04:35 < vader-> if i host the page in S3 it is only client side scripting 04:35 < vader-> the key has to be in the html file 04:35 < vader-> view source 04:35 <+NinjaStyle> thats where i wonder if lambda could do it 04:35 <+NinjaStyle> like a post to lambda 04:35 <+MillerBOSS> Whats this app and hardware DrGibby| ? 04:35 <+NinjaStyle> idk if thats a thing 04:36 < DrGibby|> MillerBOSS: software defined radio 04:36 < vader-> still need the API gateway 04:36 < DrGibby|> KiwiSDR specifically 04:36 <+MillerBOSS> What kind of antenna is needed for that? 04:36 < DrGibby|> lots of them :) 04:36 < vader-> im looking at SQS right now, which takes the post as an url string 04:36 <+MillerBOSS> What are you using? 04:36 < DrGibby|> you can find a lot of free ones out there for public use 04:37 < DrGibby|> http://222.7.151.84:8073/?f=14879usb is what I'm using 04:37 <+MillerBOSS> Oh. I thought you had our own 04:37 < DrGibby|> neg 04:38 <+NinjaStyle> vader-: let me do some research 04:39 <+MillerBOSS> This one has a lot of stuff going on DrGibby| 04:39 < DrGibby|> this is Asia/Pacific 04:39 < DrGibby|> you should see the SDR's in Europe 04:40 < DrGibby|> its fucking insane 04:41 < DrGibby|> in about 20 mins, we'll hear a numbers station on that link btw 04:41 <+MillerBOSS> Huh? 04:42 < mkillebrew> the SDR's what 04:42 <+MillerBOSS> I am still trying to figure this thing out 04:42 < catbeard> the heck is 'unable to reset irr' 04:42 < catbeard> apic error 04:42 < DrGibby|> well, first off, a numbers station is a SW station that broadcasts a message using a one-time pad 04:42 <+MillerBOSS> Fatel exception 04:43 < DrGibby|> generally used by intel agencies across the world to communicate information one-way 04:43 < mkillebrew> you're a one-time pad 04:43 <+MillerBOSS> OK but what are you tuned to and what settings did you use 04:43 < DrGibby|> that said, in an hour we'll possibly hear F01 broadcast something at 1AM GMT 04:43 < DrGibby|> err 04:44 < DrGibby|> in 17 minutes, not an hour 04:44 < DrGibby|> using that link I sent, you can listen in, its already got everything programmed in 04:44 < mkillebrew> why do you want to listen to numbers stations 04:45 <+MillerBOSS> Oh So are you expecting to hear Gibby you have been chosen? 04:45 < DrGibby|> why are you a insufferable cunt, mkillebrew? 04:45 <+MillerBOSS> Because he can be DrGibby| 04:45 <+MillerBOSS> :P 04:45 < DrGibby|> MillerBOSS: more/less? 04:46 < mkillebrew> Unless you know what it, says, which you don't, why do you want to listen? 04:46 <+NinjaStyle> vader-: do you need to use keys at all? 04:46 <+MillerBOSS> I like how people get triggered from mkillebrew 04:46 <+MillerBOSS> Its funny 04:46 < vader-> so if you don't use a key than people can access the API directly 04:46 < mkillebrew> "I'm going to listen to this awesome jibberish!" I mean... ok 04:46 <+NinjaStyle> i guess i dont really see a problem with the key if the api's only purpose is processing post requests 04:46 < DrGibby|> mkillebrew: we listen to you... 04:46 <+MillerBOSS> I just skip over his messages. :P 04:47 <+MillerBOSS> lol 04:47 < mkillebrew> So you don't know why you want to listen to a numbers station? 04:47 <+NinjaStyle> vader-: whats to stop a conventional application's form processing from being abused 04:48 < DrGibby|> btw, if you ever want to know more.gif about numbers stations, head here: http://priyom.org/ 04:48 < vader-> i think the exposure is limited, i just don't like having any since this is going to be used in a commercial application 04:48 < DrGibby|> ever since someone mentioned it on a forum years ago I've been fascinated with them occasionally. 04:50 <+NinjaStyle> vader-: maybe add a captcha too 04:50 < vader-> ya that was a game plan 04:50 <+NinjaStyle> i think its doable 04:50 <+MillerBOSS> This is all very confusing DrGibby| 04:50 <+NinjaStyle> might be a bit complex 04:51 < vader-> ya just concerns me having the API directly accessible, even though it's only capturing data 04:51 <+MillerBOSS> Explain like I am 4 please thank you 04:51 < vader-> ELI5 04:51 <+MillerBOSS> I am four today vader- :) 04:52 < mkillebrew> DrGibby|: Have you seen this? https://github.com/fulldecent/system-bus-radio 04:52 < DrGibby|> MillerBOSS: not really. the waterfall or the blue part thats moving is shit that is being broadcasted that can be received by this antenna 04:52 < DrGibby|> you can change the frequency you're listening to by clicking on the gray area 04:53 < DrGibby|> you can move the spectrum around by click/moving the white area above the gray bar 04:53 < mkillebrew> combine that with one of the various encodings popular with wiak signal HF data modes, something that'll support character set necessary for base64, and you have short-range air gapped data exfiltration 04:53 <+MillerBOSS> Yeah I moved it around n stuff but the exact frequency we are at now 14879.00 is just a steady sound. 04:53 < vader-> any of you guys deal with Meraki Wifi? 04:53 < cantibot> google search "explanation of frame relay" = 100000000 results 04:54 < DrGibby|> MillerBOSS welcome to wireless :P 04:54 < cantibot> google search "explanation of frame relay NOT by an indian guy" = 0 results 04:54 <+MillerBOSS> My head hurts from this noise too 04:54 < DrGibby|> sometimes someone broadcasts a ton 04:54 <+MillerBOSS> Lol cantibot 04:54 < DrGibby|> tone-- too 04:54 <+MillerBOSS> Adsense 04:54 < DrGibby|> also, it could be a data stream 04:54 <+NinjaStyle> vader-: i dont really see a problem with the public API, there are lots of apps like that now days. basically there is a JS frontend that communicates with a back end api 04:54 <+NinjaStyle> most mobile apps do that too 04:55 <+MillerBOSS> Well are we capable of umm getting the tone to useful information DrGibby| ? 04:55 < DrGibby|> MillerBOSS: reclick the link I sent, we're 5 mins away from a possible broadcast 04:55 <+MillerBOSS> Yeah I am there now 04:55 < vader-> they do but the user can't usually get to the API keys 04:56 < DrGibby|> MillerBOSS: depends on how its structured. If its a digital signal you'd need to figure out how its done 04:56 < DrGibby|> think MODEM level shit pits/peaks and shit 04:56 < vader-> where as with this in html they can get to it 04:56 <+NinjaStyle> vader-: the form isnt authenticated 04:56 <+NinjaStyle> the api doesnt need a key 04:56 <+MillerBOSS> https://millerboss.com/x/Screen-Shot-2018-04-17-21-56-42-dn.png 04:57 < DrGibby|> yeah, don't fret about that yet, I know its a tone for now 04:57 <+MillerBOSS> OK. :P 04:57 < DrGibby|> it wasn't about 30 minutes ago, though 04:57 <+MillerBOSS> #priyom usually dead? 04:57 < DrGibby|> yeah :( 04:57 <+MillerBOSS> OK 04:57 <+MillerBOSS> I looked around but saw no one. ;) 04:57 < mkillebrew> is it a numbers channel? 04:58 < DrGibby|> sometimes other governments will try to disrupt the signal 04:58 <+MillerBOSS> mkillebrew 👉 The channel is listed http://priyom.org/number-stations 04:58 <+MillerBOSS> IRC channel that is 04:58 <@Nostalg14c> Yo 04:58 < DrGibby|> evening, Nostalg14c 04:58 <+MillerBOSS> YOOOOO Nostalg14c your shoe is untied 04:58 <+MillerBOSS> :) 04:58 <@Nostalg14c> Not true. 04:59 <+MillerBOSS> OK. Just making sure you are awake 04:59 <@Nostalg14c> Have some bizzareo logstash issue. 04:59 <@Nostalg14c> For some reason this "<13>" gets inputted at the start of some messages. 04:59 <@Nostalg14c> From varying sources. 04:59 <+MillerBOSS> Secret messages Nostalg14c ? 05:00 <+MillerBOSS> OK sounds like a modem kinda 05:00 < DrGibby|> :/ 05:00 < DrGibby|> usually it isn't like this 05:00 <@Nostalg14c> It's fucking with my head. 05:00 <+MillerBOSS> I hear it say we are coming for you 05:00 <@Nostalg14c> Two very different sources, going through seperate input/filter/outputs. 05:01 <+MillerBOSS> Reminds me of that one movie, I forget the name. Girl goes into a worm hole or something 05:02 < DrGibby|> MillerBOSS: shit man F* is a digital station 05:02 < DrGibby|> this was a bad example 05:02 <+MillerBOSS> Still interesting though 05:03 <+MillerBOSS> So do people think that people that should be decoding it are attempting or can? 05:03 <+MillerBOSS> s/shouldn't 05:03 < DrGibby|> actually, MillerBOSS try this one 05:03 < DrGibby|> http://websdr.ewi.utwente.nl:8901/?tune=7850usb 05:03 <+MillerBOSS> s/should/shouldn't 05:03 <+layer-eight> MillerBOSS meant: "s/shouldn'tn't" 05:03 <+MillerBOSS> lol 05:03 < DrGibby|> in about 12 minutes 05:03 < DrGibby|> its in english 05:03 < DrGibby|> not digital 05:03 <+MillerBOSS> So do people think that people that shouldn't be decoding it are attempting or can? 05:03 < DrGibby|> they're recording the pads, usually 05:04 <+MillerBOSS> As I think you or someone else mentioned intelligence 05:04 < DrGibby|> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Numbers_station#Atenci%C3%B3n_spy_case 05:04 < DrGibby|> mainly because of shit like ^^ 05:04 < cantibot> okay I am probably going to sound fucking dumb for asking 05:04 < cantibot> but okay. 05:04 < cantibot> on the OSI model 05:04 <+MillerBOSS> Ask anything 05:04 < cantibot> Does Layer 4 sit ON TOP of layer 3 05:04 < cantibot> or is it INSIDE of layer 3 05:04 < cantibot> ...does that make sense? 05:05 < cantibot> is TCP/UDP INSIDE of layer 3 or ON TOP of it. 05:07 <+NinjaStyle> the OSI model is kinda poopy 05:08 < cantibot> I always struggle from layer 4 up. 05:08 < cantibot> I get 1-3 solid. 05:08 < cantibot> but 4-7 is kinda...mucky. 05:08 < DrGibby|> MillerBOSS: the SDR I linked is my fav 05:08 < DrGibby|> it is the EURO one with the best coverage 05:09 <@Nostalg14c> cantibot: can be either, it's not a "real thing" 05:09 <@Nostalg14c> just a ceoncept. 05:09 <@Nostalg14c> concept*. 05:09 <@Nostalg14c> I'd go with "on top of" 05:09 <+NinjaStyle> in some ways it is inside of if you consider how the packet is constructed 05:10 < cantibot> Exactly NinjaStyle 05:10 <+MillerBOSS> cantibot 👉 https://supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.millerboss.com/C02L08OSIModelvsTCPIPModel-mR.mp4 and https://supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.millerboss.com/C02L09OSIandTCPIPModelWalkthroughs-dT.mp4 05:10 < cantibot> like, it's encapsulated in the IP packet right? 05:10 < cantibot> cool! videos! Thanks MillerBOSS 05:11 <+MillerBOSS> You bet. Got a Plex account I can add you to my server for the whole series 05:11 <+NinjaStyle> yeah but i wouldnt get too caught up in the OSI model because it is trying to abstract something that is abstract 05:11 < cantibot> MPLS fucks me up so bad with the OSI model... 05:11 <+MillerBOSS> OK DrGibby| 3 minutes right? 05:12 < DrGibby|> yup! 05:12 < DrGibby|> on the .nl SDR? 05:12 < DrGibby|> 7850usb? 05:12 <+NinjaStyle> DrGibby|: you fucking with SDR? 05:12 < DrGibby|> numbers stations mainly 05:12 <+NinjaStyle> ah 05:12 <+MillerBOSS> Yeah DrGibby| 05:12 <+NinjaStyle> i have a couple SDRs 05:12 < DrGibby|> MillerBOSS: nice! 05:13 < DrGibby|> NinjaStyle: here in the US? Accessible via web? 05:13 <+NinjaStyle> no i mean i own the devices 05:13 < DrGibby|> oh, gotcha 05:13 <+NinjaStyle> like i own an airspy and a limesdr 05:14 < DrGibby|> didn't know you did some Hz shit, NinjaStyle 05:14 <+NinjaStyle> i dabble 05:14 < DrGibby|> same 05:15 < DrGibby|> are you an hammy? 05:15 <+MillerBOSS> It sounds like hello hello DrGibby| 05:16 < DrGibby|> the signal is shit 05:16 < DrGibby|> but you're right 05:16 < DrGibby|> its several hellos 05:17 <+MillerBOSS> Sounds like an asian girl 05:17 < DrGibby|> you can try to adjust the filter 05:18 < DrGibby|> and... thats it! 05:18 <+MillerBOSS> Seems like a wild goose chase 05:19 <+MillerBOSS> And a humongous rabbit hole for me 05:19 < SlaveGeek334269> Numbers stations, they still a thing!! 05:19 < DrGibby|> so MillerBOSS, look into shit like The Pip and The Squeeky Wheel 05:19 < DrGibby|> soviet/russian shit 05:19 <+MillerBOSS> I am reading that wiki article now 05:19 < DrGibby|> might interest you 05:20 < DrGibby|> the buzzer is the most well known, though 05:21 <+MillerBOSS> Just reading the beginning now someone has to be able to decode this shit for reasons of espionage right? 05:21 < DrGibby|> yeah, a lot of it is for straight up espionage 05:21 <+MillerBOSS> Someone that is not the intended recipient 05:22 < DrGibby|> there are theories that some of the stations are a dead mans switch, however 05:22 <+MillerBOSS> Oh 05:23 < DrGibby|> there is a lot of crazy shit people think about these things 05:23 < DrGibby|> most of which is bullshit 05:23 <+MillerBOSS> Ain't that the truth 05:24 < DrGibby|> but, when you get into the fucking massive amount of money and power some of these stations are, and how they they to protect their locations, its kinda fun 05:24 <+MillerBOSS> So then how do you think countries communicate? Like president to president? 05:24 <+MillerBOSS> By what means of transmission 05:24 < DrGibby|> of course 05:25 < DrGibby|> not through something like these stations or anything 05:25 < DrGibby|> they call each other lol 05:25 <+MillerBOSS> On the regular ol phone? I'd think its encrypted some how wouldn't you? 05:25 < DrGibby|> I guarantee it is 05:26 <+MillerBOSS> That is what I am thinking out loud. I wonder what is used 05:26 < DrGibby|> the numbers stations? 05:26 < DrGibby|> or just some kind of PTP VoIP? 05:27 <+MillerBOSS> No for a president to talk to a president for example or integence agency to communicate to another or to a spy in another country. Well now or say 25 years ago 05:28 < DrGibby|> pres-to-pres now is easy as there are decent ways to encrypt shit 05:28 <+MillerBOSS> North Korea revived number broadcasts in July 2016 after a hiatus of sixteen years, a move which some analysts regarded as psychological war;[25] sixteen such broadcasts occurred in 2017, including unusually timed transmissions in April. 05:28 < DrGibby|> intel agencies to agents back in the day used a fuckton of different ways, inclusing numbers stations 05:28 <+MillerBOSS> That is interesting since I think of them not up to date in tech 05:30 <+MillerBOSS> OK this makes more sense of the use case now 05:30 <+MillerBOSS> She said she is instructing “number 27 expedition agents” to “review” their “foreign language lessons”, according to the Seoul's Yonhap news agency. 05:30 <+MillerBOSS> The woman then called out a series of numbers, such as: “Number 18 on Page 451.” 05:36 < Patrick> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rP7vsrc5o8g 05:36 <+layer-eight> YouTube Hard To Love Country Swing by 2015-09-16T01:20:21.000Z (duration: 3:22) on Wed Sep 16 08:20:21 UTC 2015, 2015-09-16T01:20:21.000Z views 05:37 <+MillerBOSS> Country Music in a corn field for 5 days is so much fun 05:42 < DrGibby|> Here in a couple mins we might here some Russian numbers :) 05:42 < ashyslashy> millerboss, do we have to have the talk about what sheep are for and what they're not for again? 05:43 <+MillerBOSS> They are for riding, duh 05:43 <+NinjaStyle> sex 05:44 < DrGibby|> ... 05:44 <+MillerBOSS> Rofl https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1btGNU0ztLQ 05:44 <+layer-eight> YouTube Drunk Girls At CUSA by 2013-07-31T23:43:13.000Z (duration: 23s) on Thu Aug 01 06:43:13 UTC 2013, 2013-07-31T23:43:13.000Z views 05:44 < ashyslashy> i hope you all poured one out for barbara bush 05:44 < DrGibby|> I just drank it 05:44 < DrGibby|> no need to waste good beer 05:45 < ashyslashy> checking with the judges...yes, pouring one out into one's own mouth is acceptable 05:45 < ashyslashy> it is the act of "pouring one out for one's homies" which must be satisfied 05:48 <@JollyRgrs> ashyslashy: nah, that's the cheap muffugger who can't afford his beer, so he'll find someone pouring it out and dive head first on his back next to them to catch before it hits the ground 05:48 <@JollyRgrs> a hoodrat if you will 05:49 <@JollyRgrs> also, MillerBOSS... dang, i could not take 5 days of country music... i can barely handle 1-2 songs in the car if my wife wants to listen to it 05:49 <@JollyRgrs> now... 5 days with country girls in the corn fields... that's a diff story 05:49 <+MillerBOSS> Yeah it is. A lot of drinking and sex with randos 05:50 < DrGibby|> MillerBOSS: are we talking about Huntr? 05:50 <@JollyRgrs> s/randos/sheep and cattle 05:50 <+layer-eight> MillerBOSS meant: "Yeah it is. A lot of drinking and sex with sheep and cattle" 05:51 <@JollyRgrs> and pigs 05:51 <+MillerBOSS> Only on the days I wasn't there DrGibby| 05:51 < DrGibby|> oh 05:51 < DrGibby|> ok? 05:51 <@JollyRgrs> goodnight children 05:51 <+MillerBOSS> So this is supposed to play in a radio tuned to AM 1560? https://fulldecent.github.io/system-bus-radio/ 05:51 <+MillerBOSS> Too bad I don't have a radio 06:02 < Sousapro> s/Sheep and cattle/drgibby|'s mom 06:02 < DrGibby|> HAHAHAHAH SO FUNNY, LETS MAKE FUN OF SOMEONES DEAD MOTHER 06:03 < Sousapro> That's me 06:04 < Sousapro> Classy AF 06:04 < Sousapro> s/Classy/a major asshole 06:04 <+layer-eight> Sousapro meant: "a major asshole AF" 06:05 <+MillerBOSS> OK got an AM radio. Not hearing shit 06:05 <+MillerBOSS> https://github.com/fulldecent/system-bus-radio/blob/master/TEST-DATA.tsv 06:06 <+MillerBOSS> Maybe it needs to be closer 06:06 < DrGibby|> fuck i missed the last one :\ 06:06 <+MillerBOSS> You'll live 06:06 < DrGibby|> too busy watching videos about tie knots 06:08 < DrGibby|> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXWzpKYXRXM 06:08 <+layer-eight> YouTube Transition Contact Lenses by 2016-03-21T17:14:22.000Z (duration: 1:58) on Tue Mar 22 00:14:22 UTC 2016, 2016-03-21T17:14:22.000Z views 06:09 < Gencade> fuck you DrGibby| 06:09 < Gencade> watch anime 06:09 < DrGibby|> ... 06:09 < DrGibby|> Gencade confirmed a fucking weeb 06:10 < Gencade> oh wells 06:10 < DrGibby|> hows it feel to like loli, Gencade? 06:10 < Gencade> What's a loli 06:10 < Sousapro> I just bought up on my hero academia 06:10 < Sousapro> That show is sick 06:11 < Sousapro> s/bought/caught 06:11 <+layer-eight> Sousapro meant: "I just caught up on my hero academia" 06:12 < Gencade> Where do you watch it Sousapro 06:12 < Gencade> kiss anime is skipping episodes for some reason 06:12 < Sousapro> VRV 06:12 < Gencade> is that free 06:13 < DrGibby|> how does it feel to be a pedo, Gencade? 06:14 < Gencade> Idk maybe you should ask your dad 06:14 <+MillerBOSS> Shots fired! 06:14 < DrGibby|> Gencade: funny story, my dad skull stomped pedos before he put them in jail 06:14 < Gencade> How much time in jail did he serve? 06:14 < Gencade> did he recover from his injuries? 06:15 < DrGibby|> they "resisted" usually 06:15 < DrGibby|> ah, you see, my dad wasn't a weeb, like you 06:15 < Gencade> I think he was 06:15 < Gencade> becuase you were definitely touched as a child. 06:15 < Gencade> Because you are projecting :D 06:16 < Casteil> RE: Transition contacts, fuck that shit 06:16 < DrGibby|> Gencade: if I was touched as a child it was with smarts. You, as an adult, touch children. 06:16 < Gencade> There you go projecting again 06:17 < Gencade> See a therapist DrGibby| 06:17 <+MillerBOSS> Holy fuck you two. Simmer down 06:17 < Casteil> oh haha that's a spoof 06:17 <+MillerBOSS> :P 06:17 < DrGibby|> quick to deflect Gencade 06:17 < Gencade> I am a fast typist 06:17 < DrGibby|> I have a life 06:17 < Gencade> When do I get to see it? 06:17 < Casteil> anyway, transitions take too long to go from dark to light if you come inside 06:17 < Casteil> that's the thing I always hated about them when I had transition lenses for glasses 06:18 < DrGibby|> Gencade: when you're out of prison from molesting children 06:18 < Gencade> More projection 06:18 < DrGibby|> quick to deflect Gencade 06:18 < DrGibby|> yawn 06:18 < Gencade> I was much slower that time 06:18 <+shakygator> what have i come back to 06:18 < Gencade> I timed it 06:18 < Gencade> shakygator, DrGibby| trying to get over his childhood peepee touching 06:18 < DrGibby|> shakygator: Gencade being a peado 06:18 <+shakygator> now kiss 06:19 < Gencade> I'd rather kiss a jackhammer 06:19 < DrGibby|> Gencade: leave that to cryptic1 06:19 < Casteil> speaking of anime 06:19 < Casteil> anything that doesn't suck right now? 06:19 < Gencade> DrGibby|, oh right 06:19 < Gencade> Casteil, I am watching hero academia atm 06:19 < Gencade> pretty good\ 06:19 < Casteil> seems like 99% of it these days is loli/fanservice or just downright shitty 06:19 < Gencade> need a new streaming site though, 06:19 < Gencade> kissanime episodes are out of order 06:20 < DrGibby|> Casteil: you like loli? 06:20 < Gencade> Don't listen to DrGibby|, Casteil 06:20 < Gencade> he's just projecting 06:20 < Gencade> trying to find more of his kind 06:20 < Casteil> these days I'd just rather sit down with a book than watch anime 06:21 < Casteil> s/just rather/rather just/ 06:21 <+layer-eight> Casteil meant: "these days I'd rather just sit down with a book than watch anime" 06:21 < Gencade> Casteil, That would be boring 06:21 < DrGibby|> you didn't answer the question Casteil 06:21 < Gencade> you'd have to read the book to get any entertainment value out of it. 06:22 < Casteil> tv shows, anime in particular.. just don't really hold my interest anymore 06:22 < DrGibby|> what about loli? 06:23 < Casteil> the tropes are just endlessly recycled and anime is particularly bad about it, and substitutes substance with fanservice 06:24 < DrGibby|> that was the best non-answer ever 06:24 < Gencade> DrGibby|, bad troll is bad 06:24 < Gencade> shoo troll 06:24 < Gencade> shoo 06:26 < DrGibby|> Casteil, or anyone here, if you like loli please msg me 06:27 <+MillerBOSS> /msg DrGibby| I like you 06:28 <+MillerBOSS> Whoops 06:34 * MillerBOSS is listening to Kim Mitchell - Go For Soda from the album Greatest Hits on Spotify. 06:35 <+shakygator> anyone in the bay area 06:37 * DrGibby| is listening to Soulive - Eleanor Rigby from the album Rubber Soulive on Spotify. 06:38 * MillerBOSS is listening to Selena Gomez - Good For You from the album Good For You on Spotify. 06:38 < Gencade> I found another website for my anime guys 06:38 < Gencade> Lower level to DEFCON 5 06:38 <+MillerBOSS> What IRC client are you using DrGibby| ? 06:38 < DrGibby|> DEFCON 5 is nuke holocaust... 06:38 < Gencade> Sure 06:38 <+MillerBOSS> I just wanna look good for ya 06:39 <+MillerBOSS> .yt Good For You gomez 06:39 <+layer-eight> YouTube Selena Gomez - Good For You - https://youtu.be/1TsVjvEkc4s 06:39 < DrGibby|> MillerBOSS: irssi or IRCCloud depending 06:39 <+MillerBOSS> Never tried the first. Why don't you use Textual? 06:39 < Gencade> Use HexChat 06:40 < DrGibby|> because I like commandline // something thats available everywhere 06:40 <+MillerBOSS> Roger 06:40 <+MillerBOSS> that 06:40 < DrGibby|> I'm not opposed, however 06:41 < DrGibby|> irccloud is junk 06:41 < DrGibby|> no scripting, no aliases etc 06:41 <+MillerBOSS> I use IRCCloud as a back up 06:41 <+MillerBOSS> To ZNC 06:41 < DrGibby|> it isn't worth a penny 06:41 <+MillerBOSS> And is always connected. 06:41 <+shakygator> i cant get andchat to connect to znc 06:41 <+shakygator> used to work 06:42 <+MillerBOSS> Is there a roll your own client that is on iOS too? 06:42 <+MillerBOSS> I mean there is Mutter but with IRCCloud I can scroll up more than the ZNC buffer 06:42 * DrGibby| is listening to Two Fingers - Fools Rhythm from the album Stunt Rhythms on Spotify. 06:42 * MillerBOSS is listening to Jessie J - Bang Bang from the album My Everything (Deluxe) on Spotify. 06:43 < DrGibby|> MillerBOSS: my irssi account is always connected. 06:43 <+MillerBOSS> Whats wrong shakygator? 06:43 < DrGibby|> I have more network hiccups with irccloud than I ever did with a decent shell 06:43 <+shakygator> idk, just wont auth 06:43 <+MillerBOSS> ZNC to what? 06:43 <+shakygator> worked on my nexus but when i got my pixel 2 i couldnt get it to work 06:43 <+shakygator> andchat to znc 06:43 <+MillerBOSS> Oh 06:43 <+shakygator> it just wont auth 06:44 <+shakygator> i know i have auth right cuz i got this client to re-connect 06:44 <+shakygator> nbd but a bit frustrating 06:44 <+MillerBOSS> Are you using username/network:password in password field? 06:45 <+MillerBOSS> When connecting to your ZNC 06:45 <+shakygator> i tried all of the options, was pretty sure i was using a server password 06:45 <+shakygator> thats what this thing is connecting with 06:45 * shakygator shrugs 06:45 <+MillerBOSS> Oh 06:46 < Gencade> OHHH 06:46 <+MillerBOSS> Is there some IRCCloud roll your own? 06:46 <+MillerBOSS> Isn't that WeChat or something 06:46 * DrGibby| is listening to Velours Perfect - Old Pirate from the album King Size Brothers on Spotify. 06:48 < binaryhermit> MillerBOSS: glowing-bear is a web frontend for weechat's relay plugin 06:48 < binaryhermit> it's nowhere near as slick, though 06:49 <+MillerBOSS> Well maybe I need to tweak ZNC 06:49 <+NinjaStyle> itd be pretty easy to build a roll your own irccloud 06:49 <+MillerBOSS> I just want to connect to ZNC and not miss anything and be able to "scroll back" as far as I want to 06:49 <+MillerBOSS> Also I need to set up push notifications for ZNC to Mutter 06:50 <+MillerBOSS> I wish I could pay someone to DTN 06:50 <+MillerBOSS> ;) 06:50 < DrGibby|> irccloud is junk 06:50 <+MillerBOSS> We know that DrGibby| 06:50 < DrGibby|> shhhh 06:50 < Gencade> DrGibby|, is junk 06:50 <+MillerBOSS> 11:41:02 PM DrGibby| irccloud is junk 06:50 <+MillerBOSS> 11:50:27 PM DrGibby| irccloud is junk 06:50 <+MillerBOSS> Drink another beer 06:50 <+MillerBOSS> lol 06:51 * DrGibby| drinks 06:51 <+MillerBOSS> Good boy 06:51 <+MillerBOSS> Now sit 06:51 <+shakygator> i need beer 06:51 < binaryhermit> wechat is some Chinese chat app 06:51 <+shakygator> but i dont wanna go downstairs to the bar 06:51 <+NinjaStyle> irccloud does some neat websockets stuff 06:51 * DrGibby| is listening to ShockOne - Light Cycles from the album Universus on Spotify. 06:51 <+shakygator> i wonder if they will bring me beer 06:51 <+MillerBOSS> Like what NinjaStyle ? 06:51 < binaryhermit> and Bing can't keep wechat and weechat seperate 06:52 <+NinjaStyle> like it uses websockets for every thing 06:52 * MillerBOSS is listening to The Chainsmokers - #SELFIE from the album #SELFIE on Spotify. 06:52 <+MillerBOSS> WHO goes out on MONDAYS?! 06:52 <+shakygator> its tuesday 06:52 < Gencade> your mom does MillerBOSS 06:52 < binaryhermit> https://www.bing.com/search?q=weechat 06:53 < binaryhermit> 2 results for wechat on the first page 06:53 <+MillerBOSS> Only if Bing was good we would use it 06:53 <+MillerBOSS> lol 06:53 < binaryhermit> I use it because Microsoft Rewards 06:53 * binaryhermit is bribable 06:54 <+MillerBOSS> That is still a thing? 06:54 < binaryhermit> seems so 06:54 <+NinjaStyle> MillerBOSS: 06:54 <+MillerBOSS> Hi! 06:54 < binaryhermit> Isn't Yahoo! search a frontend for Bing these days? 06:54 < binaryhermit> sorry 06:54 <+MillerBOSS> Last I heard yes 06:54 <+NinjaStyle> MillerBOSS: god damn clipboard 06:55 < binaryhermit> Isn't! Yahoo! Search! A! Frontend! For! Bing! These! Days!? 06:55 <+NinjaStyle> https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/E0ugtPLO/Screenshot%20from%202018-04-17%2022-54-13.png 06:55 <+NinjaStyle> MillerBOSS: ^ 06:55 < binaryhermit> now with annoying Yahoo!-case 06:56 <+MillerBOSS> So with 5 points a search where is the place to cash in what is 500 points worth binaryhermit ? 06:57 < binaryhermit> I think it's like 4750 for a $5 gift card to a M$ service or 5250 for a $5 gift card elsewhere 06:57 < binaryhermit> so not much 06:57 <+MillerBOSS> So it looks organized NinjaStyle? What can you do with that? I am not familiar what you can do with websockets. 06:57 < binaryhermit> I average about a $5 *$ gift card per month 06:57 <+MillerBOSS> I wonder if you can automate that 06:57 <+shakygator> 5000 porn searchs a month huh 06:57 <+NinjaStyle> its just interesting, the front end just parses the json data send over websockets 06:57 * binaryhermit is easily bribable 06:58 < binaryhermit> points, not searches 06:58 <+MillerBOSS> Or when you do a Google search do a bing search in a new tab but don't move to it but they can know that via javascript and all I am sure 06:58 <+shakygator> ok, 1000 porn searches a month 06:58 < binaryhermit> they limit the points you get each day 06:58 < binaryhermit> if you do 20 on mobile per day and 30 on desktop, that's 250 points per day 06:59 < binaryhermit> I rarely search on mobile though 06:59 < binaryhermit> and their dashboard provides other opportunities for points, usually about 30-50 points per day 07:03 < binaryhermit> jIHvaD jatlh 'Iv 07:04 < binaryhermit> or at least, bing translate says "blow me" translates to that in Klingon 07:06 < binaryhermit> wait, apparently Klingon is fully featured enough to have a translation for fuck you 07:06 < binaryhermit> Qu'vatlh 07:07 < binaryhermit> at least, according to bing 07:10 * MillerBOSS is listening to Iggy Azalea - Fancy from the album The New Classic (Deluxe Version) on Spotify. 07:22 < Gencade> MillerBOSS, get some better music 07:22 <+MillerBOSS> But this is working when its loud 07:22 * MillerBOSS is listening to Fifth Harmony - Worth It from the album Reflection (Deluxe) on Spotify. 07:22 <+MillerBOSS> Tell me your worth it Gencade 07:22 < Gencade> s/your/you're 07:22 <+layer-eight> MillerBOSS meant: "Tell me you're worth it Gencade" 07:23 <+MillerBOSS> Thanks. So helpful 07:23 < Gencade> Np 07:23 <+MillerBOSS> OMG 07:23 < Jay-Ros> Afternoon gents 07:23 <+MillerBOSS> ITS JAY_ROS 07:23 < Gencade> Jay-Ros, evenin 07:23 < Jay-Ros> IKR? 07:23 <+MillerBOSS> And JAY-ROS 07:23 <+MillerBOSS> ASL? 07:24 < Jay-Ros> 16/f/Sydney Central Police Central. Wanna cyber? 07:24 < Jay-Ros> police station* 07:24 <+MillerBOSS> YES like hello! 07:24 <+MillerBOSS> I am 15m 07:24 <+MillerBOSS> Antartica 07:25 <+NinjaStyle> Jay-Ros: 07:25 < Jay-Ros> I just came out of a meeting with a data entry guy turned system specifications mediator, a business CEO and the parent company's owner 07:25 <+MillerBOSS> When Jay-Ros comes IRC and I know I am up late 07:25 <+MillerBOSS> And how much of your mind is blown Jay-Ros ? 07:25 < Jay-Ros> cracking up laughing because the tool is a (very good) front layer of a database 07:26 < Jay-Ros> so it all made sense to me, and I was in there representing IT, in that we don't service the product and it's all on the vendor to manage 07:27 < Jay-Ros> "I'm sure Jay-Ros can sort something out with getting that to work"..."Oh Yeah, I've already set you up with remote access to the server" 07:27 * Jay-Ros drops mic 07:27 <+MillerBOSS> HA HA been there done that 07:30 < Jay-Ros> I've had a great couple of days - worked out why my HyperV clusters weren't updating properly, and ran a successful one, fixed a jumbo packet issue from the VMs of said clusters, configured a new load balancer redundant setup for our web platforms 07:30 <+shakygator> redundant load balancers? 07:30 < Jay-Ros> fired up a 'ready to go' VM for a dev to run stuff off, wrote out a new 'roadmap' 07:31 < Jay-Ros> shakygator - yeah, load balancer 1 is master, load balancer 2 is slave. They both point to a virtual IP address 07:31 < Jay-Ros> so if the primary drops, the slave picks up the slack and starts working 07:31 <+MillerBOSS> I wish I could do that much work Jay-Ros. I work too much here on IRC 07:31 <+shakygator> VIP is behind LBs? 07:31 < Jay-Ros> yep 07:31 <+shakygator> are LBs behind a CNAME? 07:32 <+shakygator> curious why you have a slave LB 07:32 < Jay-Ros> VIP is behind a Host(A) 07:32 < Jay-Ros> and external traffic coming internal is pointed to it as well 07:32 <+shakygator> guess im just used to AWS giving me that redunancy 07:32 < Jay-Ros> because we have both LBs on different infrastructure, for physical redundancy 07:33 < Jay-Ros> yeah, we host this one internally 07:34 < Jay-Ros> It's fucking sweet, I've got the same LB instances in my head office and DC for our exchange CAS servers, I'm going to set them up for redundancy and a VIP as well 07:34 <+shakygator> why do my guys never sleep 07:34 < Jay-Ros> I just need to work out if I can force LB management so that the two CAS in head office are utilized if we can't access the DC, and vice versa 07:34 <+shakygator> asking me for shit right now 07:35 < Jay-Ros> shakygator - you need a fake ticketing system email template 07:35 < Jay-Ros> reply back and give them a fake ticket number 07:35 <+shakygator> theyre fucken texting me 07:35 < Jay-Ros> forward it to email, make it look automated 07:36 <+shakygator> meh, we have JIRA but theyre just bugging me for some files off prod for some issue 07:44 < Gencade> Did the empire do anything wrong 07:44 <+NinjaStyle> I don't get this meme 07:45 < Gencade> NinjaStyle, you're too old 07:45 <+NinjaStyle> Ok 07:48 < Jay-Ros> the empire? like the record company? 07:51 < humpaxx> Mornin 07:51 < Jay-Ros> howdy humpaxx 07:56 < plop> morning 07:56 < Jay-Ros> hi Plop 07:56 < plop> sup Jay-Ros 07:57 < Jay-Ros> not much, just doing computerey things :) 07:57 < plop> clickety-click 07:58 < Jay-Ros> I need to write a script 07:58 < Jay-Ros> which checks a series of registry values, and a boolean value against the server 07:59 < Jay-Ros> and if they boolean says "true" then the values should be there, and if it's "false" then they should not be there 07:59 < plop> is it working? 07:59 < Jay-Ros> I've not done it yet. 08:00 < Jay-Ros> so I can make sure that my cluster servers NEVER try to update from WSUS again, and I never have cluster aware updating shit its pants again 08:00 < Jay-Ros> ...because I hate that it stopped working and told me nothing about it, and I want that to stop. 08:06 < plop> hehe 08:08 < nohusuro> every day, 2pm, I'm ready to go home. why are there more hours to work -.- 08:09 < plop> to browse r/oddlysatisfying 08:11 < Jay-Ros> nohusuro - it's a curse. You get to 4.50pm, and something worth 30 minutes of work pops up 08:11 <+kbni> Alternity: I have some really good news 08:11 <+kbni> Alternity: I have a stopover in sanfran, so you can get drunk with awox there 08:11 < Jay-Ros> $Face | Wall 08:12 < Gencade> Morning guys 08:12 < Jay-Ros> Morning Gencade 08:13 < Gencade> How are you doing Jay-Ros 08:13 < plop> hey Gencade 08:13 < Jay-Ros> Gencade - I've lost the will to live and only hanging onto the thread that tomorrow morning offers another serving of coffee 08:13 < Jay-Ros> other than that, things are hunkey-dorey 08:20 < nohusuro> Jay-Ros: I get to 4:00 and I'm outa here, so that 4:50 30 minute job can wait till tomorrow xD 08:21 < Jay-Ros> fuck. 08:21 < Jay-Ros> Question - is there an app for mobile with DHCP server configuration? 08:21 < nohusuro> You want to configure a DHCP server with an app? 08:22 < Jay-Ros> yeah, I'm wondering how good my mall wireless security system is 08:23 < ceofreak> Good morning my dear friends 08:23 < ceofreak> *comrades 08:24 < Gencade> are you a commie ceofreak 08:25 < Church-> Probably, 08:25 * Church- goes to brush off his red flag 08:25 < Gencade> That better be a red white and blue flag.. 08:25 < plop> hey ceofreak 08:25 < ceofreak> Holland? 08:25 < ceofreak> sup Plop 08:26 < plop> not much 08:26 < ceofreak> .yt Gojira - L'Enfant Sauvage 08:26 <+layer-eight> YouTube GOJIRA - L'Enfant Sauvage [OFFICIAL VIDEO] - https://youtu.be/BGHlZwMYO9g 08:26 < plop> l'enfant de la patrie? 08:26 < ceofreak> Let's start this day of right 08:26 < ceofreak> non 08:27 < plop> are you a metal head ceofreak ? 08:27 < ceofreak> You could say, but I also listen to other music 08:28 < plop> hehe 08:42 < Jay-Ros> dammit - adamj broke 08:43 < Jay-Ros> 4.40pm - here we go nohusuro - I've got a 30 minute task at 4.40pm to work on 08:44 < Jay-Ros> and my predecessor decided to install the software on a critical server, and put the files in the same drive as the server app, instead of creating a new disk and it not breaking the app when something goes wrong 08:45 < plop> i need more coffee 08:46 < Jay-Ros> server reboot after team saying "yeah you can reboot it", back in action! 08:46 < plop> scream test 08:46 < Jay-Ros> nah, reasonably sized business so I'm close with the stakeholders 08:46 < Jay-Ros> "Can I take your system for 8 minutes please? 08:47 < plop> that is good 08:47 < plop> .bofh 08:47 <+layer-eight> plop, BOFH says: Domain controler not responding 08:47 < Jay-Ros> yeah, I'm in one of those positions where I can talk with the staff and work with them to keep things running 08:47 < Jay-Ros> .bofh 08:47 <+layer-eight> Jay-Ros, BOFH says: _Rosin_ core solder? But... 08:48 < plop> hmm 08:48 < Gencade> .bofh 08:48 <+layer-eight> Gencade, BOFH says: struck by the Good Times virus 08:48 < Gencade> Good times 08:49 < plop> .help 09:00 < Gencade> .bofh 09:00 <+layer-eight> Gencade, BOFH says: the curls in your keyboard cord are losing electricity. 09:09 < Gencade> .bofh 09:09 <+layer-eight> Gencade, BOFH says: SCSI's too wide. 09:10 < Gencade> .bofh 09:10 <+layer-eight> Gencade, BOFH says: Did you pay the new Support Fee? 09:11 < Gencade> .bofh 09:11 <+layer-eight> Gencade, BOFH says: the real ttys became pseudo ttys and vice-versa. 09:11 < Jay-Ros> .bofh 09:11 <+layer-eight> Jay-Ros, BOFH says: Chewing gum on /dev/sd3c 09:12 < Gencade> How come animes always have to be like 2 minutes of intro and 3 minutes of credits on 20 minute episodes 09:12 < Jay-Ros> Saves money on the makeup department. 09:12 < Jay-Ros> makeup/costume* 09:13 < nohusuro> Gencade: I don't mind because the intro / credit music is usually awesome 09:13 < nohusuro> but I hate it when they change songs on me xD 09:13 < nohusuro> got a whole new song to learn?! FUCK YOU ANIME! 09:13 < nohusuro> oh, but this one's catchy too! 09:14 < Gencade> nohusuro, true true 09:15 < Jay-Ros> always the evangelion one in my head from that 09:16 < nohusuro> 45 minutes left! wooooooooooooooooo 09:31 < ceofreak> anyone knows a good java beginner resource? 09:33 < Atro> no 09:33 < Atro> there's no such thing 09:33 < ceofreak> :( 09:33 < Atro> but i reccomend jetbrains for IDE 09:34 < ceofreak> I use android studio 09:34 < ceofreak> Want to solely use it for app dev 09:34 < ceofreak> Otherwise I wouldnt touch it 09:35 < nohusuro> ceofreak: beginner resource as in to learn java? 09:35 < nohusuro> or to learn app dev? 09:36 < ceofreak> Java 09:36 < ceofreak> Got a good tut on app dev 09:36 < ceofreak> need to get the basics down 09:36 < ceofreak> * I know shit about programming 09:36 < Gencade> s/programming/sex 09:36 <+layer-eight> ceofreak meant: "* I know shit about sex" 09:37 < meowschwitz> s/shit/feces/ 09:37 <+layer-eight> ceofreak meant: "* I know feces about sex" 09:38 < Gencade> s/know/eat 09:38 <+layer-eight> ceofreak meant: "* I eat feces about sex" 09:38 < Gencade> s/about/during 09:38 <+layer-eight> ceofreak meant: "* I eat feces during sex" 09:43 < nohusuro> https://developers.google.com/training/android/ 09:43 < nohusuro> https://developer.android.com/guide/index.html 09:44 < binaryhermit> s/feces/felis catus 09:44 <+layer-eight> ceofreak meant: "* I eat felis catus during sex" 09:44 < ceofreak> nohusuro: Got that bookmarked already, they have good stuff there 09:44 < nohusuro> what more do you need? :P 09:45 < meowschwitz> dont be gross 09:45 < meowschwitz> s/felis catus/penis cactus/ 09:45 <+layer-eight> ceofreak meant: "* I eat penis cactus during sex" 09:45 < Hatsjoe> Morning 09:46 < ceofreak> Sup Hatsjoe 09:46 < Hatsjoe> nm ceofreak, wbu? 09:47 < ceofreak> same 09:47 < ceofreak> Waiting for the weekend 09:47 < nohusuro> ceofreak: https://www.reddit.com/r/java/comments/36pnaz/java_8_code_katas/ 09:48 < ceofreak> ty 09:48 < nohusuro> I mean, I know it's up to java 10 now, but ya know, some basics never change 09:48 < ceofreak> Yea sure 09:48 < nohusuro> easiest thing is notepad and the JDK 09:48 < nohusuro> quickly figure out how shit you are, and where to improve 09:50 < nohusuro> https://www.reddit.com/r/learnjava/ 09:51 < meowschwitz> Bruce Eckel's "Thinking in Java" 09:51 < nohusuro> https://www.udemy.com/java-tutorial/ 09:51 < ceofreak> yeah 09:51 < ceofreak> just looking on udemy 09:51 < nohusuro> http://mooc.fi/english.html 09:52 < ceofreak> http://mooc.fi/english.html 09:52 < ceofreak> yeah lol 09:52 < ceofreak> this has been mentioned several times 09:52 < nohusuro> free tuts link on the reddit sidebar 09:52 < ceofreak> I think this is where I'm gonna start 09:52 < nohusuro> System.out.println('ceofreak lrn2java!'); 09:53 < Hatsjoe> I went to a band yesterday you might know ceofreak (since they're German), The Baseballs, know them? 09:53 < ceofreak> it rings a bell 09:53 < ceofreak> Rockabilly kind of? 09:54 < ceofreak> Thanks nohusuro 09:54 < meowschwitz> ceofreak: seriously Eckel is good 09:54 < ceofreak> gonna start with that MOOC 09:54 < Hatsjoe> kind of, they cover modern songs in a rock n roll style 09:54 < ceofreak> yeah right, ive seen them many years ago i think they won some contest 09:55 < ceofreak> meoschwitz: thanks, gonna check it out too 09:58 < nohusuro> peace out! o/ 09:58 < nohusuro> gonna be fat tomorrow, so much meat to eat! 10:21 < ekaj> .bofh 10:21 <+layer-eight> ekaj, BOFH says: I'm sorry a pentium won't do, you need an SGI to connect with us. 10:49 < meowschwitz> .seen monoxane 10:49 <+layer-eight> monoxane was last seen Parting from #reddit-sysadmin 4 weeks 3 days 6 hours 44 minutes 57 seconds ago. 10:49 < meowschwitz> wot 10:49 < meowschwitz> !seen monoxane 10:49 < meowschwitz> i dont even 10:59 < plop> .seen cryptic1 10:59 <+layer-eight> cryptic1 spoke in #reddit-sysadmin 7 hours 31 minutes 42 seconds ago. Message: oh my.gif 11:15 < jumi> morning 11:18 < Hatsjoe> sup jumi 11:22 < jumi> hey Hatsjoe 11:22 < jumi> my back's killing me other than that, all is good 11:29 < Hatsjoe> how come? 11:32 < jumi> I've been having back pain for quite a while 11:33 < jumi> went to a chiropractor yesterday and now I'm suffering 11:33 < jumi> she told me it would hurt more for 12-24hs then start to swell down 11:33 < jumi> but holy fuck it hurt yesterday I could barely sleep 11:41 < meowschwitz> > alternative medicine 11:41 < meowschwitz> > alternative 11:42 < plop> > drugs 11:43 < Hatsjoe> I always thought a chiropractor would magically fix things by bending and snapping your spine and be pain free after, sounds like I was wrong on that :P 11:44 < Hatsjoe> There are quite some videos on youtube where chiropractors crack peoples backs, it looks so like something I'd enjoy :P 11:45 < Hatsjoe> I often crack my own back by putting my fist on my spine and push it while bending my back myself, feelsgood.jpg 11:45 < meowschwitz> just go to a mistress 11:46 < Hatsjoe> I did once ask my SO to crack my back by standing on my spine, that didnt feel so good 11:47 < jumi> Hatsjoe: I'm a master at cracking my own back but this was so fucking locked up I could not move it 11:47 < Hatsjoe> damn 11:47 < jumi> I used to go to a physiotherapist (or however it's written in english) like once every two months 11:48 < jumi> but they center in muscles and such, whereas a chiro centers in bones and the column 11:48 < jumi> so yeah she told me that it would hurt because it would be swole after putting stuff back in place 11:48 < jumi> but HOLY SHIT did it hurt 11:48 < jumi> it's better now 11:48 < jumi> but I couldn't sleep tonight 11:49 < Hatsjoe> sounds really painful 11:49 < bomb> it's called money eater in english 11:49 < meowschwitz> remind me which one is empirically verified to work and which one is a feely goody not-above-placebo hoax 11:50 < meowschwitz> i mean i can punch you in the face for $20, it will stop hurting in a couple of days no prob 11:50 < jumi> hahahahahaahaha 11:50 < jumi> well I couldn't crouch two daysa go 11:50 < jumi> now I can 11:50 < jumi> even tho it hurts like a bitch 11:50 < meowschwitz> if that's the argument that sells with you I mean 11:50 < jumi> it's an improvement, certainly 11:50 < jumi> no, I was seriously locked up 11:50 < meowschwitz> here's an idea for you 11:50 < meowschwitz> change your bedding and do 5 min exercise after wake up every morning 11:50 < meowschwitz> you'd be surprised 11:51 < jumi> I know I know 11:51 < jumi> I have to move out of my current place in two months 11:51 < jumi> I'll buy a new bed then 11:51 < meowschwitz> allahu akbar 12:21 < mrWhiteMD> ave maria 12:21 < mrWhiteMD> )) 12:27 < kaipee> is any Admin receiving email from staff that were not sent to your address? (Office 365) 12:27 < kaipee> the past few days I have received a number of emails in which I have not been CC'd BCC'd or recipient 12:27 < Trapdoor> my fucking boss 12:27 < Trapdoor> ffs 12:28 < Trapdoor> "When I press this link they ask me for a password. This has to be phishing right?" 12:28 < Trapdoor> Yes boss, that's a phishing attempt 12:28 < Trapdoor> If the link points to "http://www.trademarkmaldives.com/2%200%201%209-0%207%20-%201%20" etc etc then it's probably a phishing attempt 12:29 < plop> an almost successful phishing attempt. 12:29 < plop> lunch time. brb 12:34 < nerdinja> anybody use fman here? 12:39 < Trapdoor> aight 12:39 < Trapdoor> bossman sent me a new email 12:40 < Trapdoor> He wants me to send a new "refresher" on phishing attempts so everyone's kept up to date 12:40 < Trapdoor> I sent one.... 4 weeks ago 12:45 < nohusuro> Trapdoor: I get similar e-mails. $bossman asks to send an e-mail around because we haven't had any malware in a while, reminding people of what to look out for 12:46 < Trapdoor> Yea but... every month? 12:46 < Trapdoor> The more often I send these out, the more likely people are to ignore them 12:46 < nohusuro> only twice recently, but mostly because I didn't do it the first time 12:57 < ceofreak> its hot out 12:58 < ceofreak> real hot 13:01 < plop> lucky you 13:02 < ceofreak> I was on my picknick blanked over lunch in the green 13:17 <+ktechmidas> Trapdoor, put at the bottom of the mail "If you come to me you get $5 from $bossman" 13:17 <+ktechmidas> you'll see how many people read it 13:17 <+ktechmidas> and can use stats to then back you up that you're sending it too often :P 13:45 < humpaxx> Trapdoor: whats up? 13:46 < Trapdoor> well turns out I'm not getting my displayport fiber extenders 13:46 < humpaxx> Bummer 13:46 < humpaxx> Look from the bright side, at least you´re not danish. 13:47 < Trapdoor> well yea but I'm gonna spend 4 weeks on a vessel, in a 20ft container, with 3 other guys 13:47 < Trapdoor> I won't be in there 24/7, more like 12/7 13:47 < Trapdoor> or 11.5/7 13:47 < humpaxx> Are they danes? 13:48 < Trapdoor> no, they'll be german, british and uh... romanian? 13:48 < humpaxx> See, not so bad 13:48 < Sousapro> Vsphere 6.7 will be the last version with the flash client 13:48 < Trapdoor> it's fucked, it's already cramped with 3 people in the container 13:48 * Sousapro does a jig 13:48 < humpaxx> Why are they putting you in a container tho? 13:49 < Trapdoor> it's the control "office" 13:49 < Trapdoor> sysadmin on land, sysadmin and operator supervisor offshore 13:49 < humpaxx> Ah, a mobile C&C 13:49 < munsking> Hello, i'm trying to add ADMX files to my policy definitions, but if i create the "policyDefinitions" folder in \\domainController\Sysvol\$domain\policies, the default policies are gone, they come back when i delete that folder. how can i add the ADMX files to the defaults instead of replacing them? 13:49 < munsking> windows server 2012r2 btw 13:50 < humpaxx> munsking: copy the ones from C:\windows\policydefintions to the folder in sysvol 13:50 < Sousapro> munsking: you want them to be replaced. Use the latest windows admx files not the ones for 2012r2 13:51 < munsking> humpaxx: ah alright, thanks, i must have missed that in the articles i read 13:51 < Sousapro> munsking: start with these https://www.microsoft.com/en-us/download/details.aspx?id=53430 13:51 < munsking> Sousapro: wouldn't that bork the existing GPOs? 13:51 < Sousapro> munsking: finish with these https://www.microsoft.com/en-us/download/details.aspx?id=56121 13:52 < Sousapro> munsking: no, these are all supersets of what you currently have 13:52 < Sousapro> And having a central store will make things consistent during GPO creation 13:53 < munsking> alright, so, first, copy from windows\polic... to domain\polic..., then install those new ones (and copy from windows again?) 13:53 < Sousapro> You could probably get away with just the second ones 13:53 < Sousapro> Wait 13:54 < Sousapro> Those two links install into program files 13:54 < munsking> yea consistency is... pretty much just not there, i don't know who set this stuff up but it's a giant mess 13:54 < mrghostman> jeez...another southwest plane had a bird strike 13:54 < plop> how can a non admin user restart a service on a server2016 easily? can i set the privileges for just that user to that service? 13:54 < munsking> ah, alright, so i'll copy from there or set them to install in the correct path 13:54 < Sousapro> Yeah, copy from there 13:54 < munsking> alrighty 13:55 < Sousapro> Also set up LAPS if they are using the same password on every server 13:55 < munsking> thanks a lot, got more info from 5 min in this chat than searching technet and the windows-server IRC channel for 2 hours 13:55 < Sousapro> There's a reason I only luck on the windows server channel lol 13:55 < Sousapro> You're welcome 13:56 < munsking> LAPS? 13:56 < Sousapro> s/luck/lurk 13:56 <+layer-eight> Sousapro meant: "There's a reason I only lurk on the windows server channel lol" 13:56 < Sousapro> https://technet.microsoft.com/en-us/mt227395.aspx 13:56 < munsking> just found that lol 13:57 < Sousapro> It allows computers to set their admin passwords and store them in AD 13:57 < munsking> for the local accounts right? it won't change any domain user (admin or not) password 13:57 < Sousapro> You set it up so that only IT can actually read the attribute in AD. It's surprisingly simple to set up and they offer a complete install guide with the download 13:57 < munsking> sounds interesting, needs a bit more research on my part though 13:58 < Sousapro> munsking: yeah, only the local Administrator account (or another account that you specify) but local account only 13:59 < Sousapro> munsking: makes sense. I'm rolling it out now because our local admin password was very easy to guess 13:59 < munsking> Sousapro: neato, thanks! 13:59 < Sousapro> munsking: you're welcome 13:59 < munsking> passwords are my big next project here, before i joined the company, everyone had the same password 13:59 < Sousapro> Umm 13:59 < munsking> admin, user, NAS, windows, linux, time clocking software, EVERYTHING 13:59 < Sousapro> lol 14:00 < munsking> i got it to the point where only the users have the same, going to redo the entire AD, piece by piece, give them actual account names (till now it's like $company_$department$ID instead of their name or something) and let them set their own PW 14:01 < Sousapro> Be careful with those profile migration tools 14:01 < Sousapro> I've seen those screw with o365 hard before 14:02 < munsking> not going to use any of that, complete replacements, start from zero 14:02 < munsking> for the accounts i mean 14:02 < Sousapro> Sounds like you have a solid plan 14:02 < munsking> there's just no way i can fix this shitshow on my own, so i'm just re-doing it the way i learned 14:11 < sideup66> Holy diva 14:12 < sideup66> You've been down too long in the midnight sea.... 14:18 < Casteil> love this shit 14:18 < Casteil> "hey can you do this thing, like now?" 14:19 < Casteil> "Ok - done, but you're going to need to add X before [person] can use it" 14:19 < Casteil> ...3 days later, they still haven't added X after it was so urgent for me to do it 14:31 < Wannabejrsysadm> GUYS 14:31 < Wannabejrsysadm> Vcenter is giving me an Alert 14:31 < Wannabejrsysadm> when i make a snapshot 14:32 < Wannabejrsysadm> Where can i find more info about this alert ? 14:32 < Wannabejrsysadm> https://www.screencast.com/t/eeMffnP9C 14:32 < Wannabejrsysadm> this is how it looks 14:39 < Trapdoor> right click out 14:39 < Trapdoor> double click it 14:39 < Trapdoor> something like that 14:39 < Trapdoor> event log, alarm log 14:42 < munsking> Sousapro: everything seems to work fine now, but i'm missing the microsoft edge GPOs, are those in a separate ADMX? 14:43 < tsarbomba> ok kids it's time to get back to work 14:45 < munsking> oh wait nvm, it's under computer settings, not user 14:45 < L3gacy> Hai. Life sucks. I'm out of tacos. 14:46 < L3gacy> on the real. If you know any depressed peeps, hit them up on the regular :( 14:46 <+giant_it_burrit> L3gacy: you ok bby? 14:46 < L3gacy> No 14:47 < L3gacy> But I'll manage 14:47 < L3gacy> Just feel blah, and like no one gives a poo 14:48 < tsarbomba> anyone here tired of these monkey-fighting snakes on this monday-to-friday plane? 14:48 <+giant_it_burrit> no 14:48 <+giant_it_burrit> snek snek 14:49 < meowschwitz> schnippen schnappen 14:50 < tsarbomba> jesus another southwest jet had to make an emergency landing 14:50 < L3gacy> tsarbomba, wut? 14:50 < tsarbomba> bird strike, landed in nashville 14:50 < tsarbomba> 0 casualties as far as i can tell 14:50 < tsarbomba> not a good week for southwest 14:51 < meowschwitz> fuck birds 14:51 < meowschwitz> down with this kind of thing 14:51 < tsarbomba> that's what tends to happen. the planes go down. gravity, you see. 14:51 < tsarbomba> https://apnews.com/a61e50ea43a1412ebbc79e750941c9bc 14:53 < tsarbomba> this story made me smile https://apnews.com/28f5b0563b1441b6ac5d29f7dfd7f5f7/'It-smells-like-death:'-Alabama-endures-NYC-'poop-train' 14:54 < Church-> Morning folks 14:54 < tsarbomba> well hello 14:54 < tsarbomba> any thoughts on the poop train stranded in alabama? 14:56 < meowschwitz> a um 14:56 < meowschwitz> america is shitting on alabama 14:56 < meowschwitz> now literally 14:57 < mrWhiteMD> Alabama is America 14:57 < PEG> What's a good solutions to host and manage fonts? 14:57 <+giant_it_burrit> L3gacy: poop train just like annie 14:57 < Church-> tsarbomba: Ewww. 14:58 < meowschwitz> > Alabama and other Southern states have a long history accepting waste from around the U.S. 14:58 < meowschwitz> hehehehe 14:58 < meowschwitz> hehehe 14:58 < L3gacy> giant_it_burrit, I need to taco 14:58 < meowschwitz> hehe 14:58 < meowschwitz> he 14:58 < meowschwitz> hehehe 14:59 < mcwidg3t> hey all, anybody know of a way to manually verify a dkim signature on an email? 14:59 < mrWhiteMD> PEG: GTK FontChooserDialog 14:59 < L3gacy> Who makes a LCD monitor with four EDGE backlights, and thinks it's a good idea to run them in series, besides a bliblically shittarded shitgibbon? 14:59 < GrandWizardZippy> morning 14:59 < L3gacy> GrandWizardZippy, hai! 15:03 < Jekotia> We use a program which is run on our main server where users connect to their session over SSH. After the user authenticates, there's a couple of menus made using 'read' and variable comparisons to their input, and then launching the appropriate program. I'd like to tighten up security, as if they mash Ctrl+C fast enough then can drop back to the bash login shell. 15:04 < Jekotia> Anyone know a way to launch bash without the possibility for the command line to be available? Purely running what's been scripted? 15:04 < mkillebrew> wut 15:06 < jumi> Hatsjoe: guess what, pain has completely disappeared now and I can walk again 15:06 < mkillebrew> why not just make it a web app then 15:06 < jumi> I'm impressed 15:07 < mrghostman> anyone familiar with O365 password writeback functionality? 15:07 < Trapdoor> my employer is a cool guy 15:07 < Trapdoor> refuses to pay for visual studio and doesn't afraid of anything 15:08 < cantibot> Does anyone like the series silicon valley? 15:08 < Trapdoor> "We don't sell software so it's ok." 15:08 < cantibot> I finished watching halt and catch fire witch was FUCKING AWESOME 15:08 < cantibot> SO. SAD. it's all done :((( 15:09 < cantibot> It sucks a show like that only gets 4 seasons and barely any viewers yet walking dead is on season 1000000x10^23 15:09 < Trapdoor> it's annoying to watch, like CSI or its derivatives 15:09 < mrWhiteMD> Trapdoor: wait, it's not free ? 15:09 < mcwidg3t> walking dead is amazeballs 15:09 < mcwidg3t> arrgghh brains 15:09 < mcwidg3t> genius 15:09 < cantibot> dude, it's SO BAD! 15:09 < mcwidg3t> ahead of it's time 15:10 < Jekotia> cantibot: Silicon Valley is pretty good. I don't feel that it's terribly accurate though. It's comedy first IMO 15:10 < cantibot> it's so fucking tedious! I can't stand it every episode is just a cliffhanger to get you to watch the next episode 15:10 < Trapdoor> mrWhiteMD, visual studio community is free for individuals 15:10 < cantibot> Jekotia I agree, that's why I liked Halt and Catch Fire so much. 15:10 < mrghostman> walking dead got old to me after like season 2 15:10 < Trapdoor> it's also free for organizations in the fllowing scenarios: classroom learning environment, academic research, contributing to open source projects 15:10 < cantibot> It really played true to the whole culture and climate of the valley in the 80's-90's 15:10 < cantibot> and the casting was so good. 15:11 < Trapdoor> In a "< 250 PC or < $1 million USD annual revenue" organization it is also free for up to 5 users 15:12 < Trapdoor> If you're using it for a commercial project, in an enterprise, you have to pay 15:12 < Trapdoor> pretty sure visual studio express is completely free thugh 15:13 < Trapdoor> No wait, visual studio express doesn't exist anymore so no, it's not free 15:15 < L3gacy> I'll jsut continue to use Atom and nteract :) 15:15 < Trapdoor> atom's integration with github is horrible 15:15 < L3gacy> I'm not worried about that 15:15 < Trapdoor> I'm sorry but holy shit the headache of getting that set up is so bad 15:15 < Trapdoor> SO FUCKING BAD 15:15 < Trapdoor> THE TEXT EDITOR MADE BY GITHUB IS SO BAD AT INTEGRATING WITH GITHUB 15:15 < Trapdoor> HOW?! 15:16 < Trapdoor> it should've been the easiest fucking thing in the world 15:16 < tsarbomba> anyone here have a preferred sock to wear on your penis while playing bass solos? 15:16 < mcwidg3t> electric or double? 15:16 < tsarbomba> electric, of course 15:16 < mcwidg3t> meh, either then 15:17 * L3gacy cuddles his 92 Fender Jazz, with reissue pickups and Ken Smith IV bridge 15:17 < tsarbomba> the j-bass is pretty great 15:17 < humpaxx> tsarbomba: Don´t you have multipurpose soggy-sock? 15:17 < Trapdoor> I prefer these socks tsarbomba: http://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0207/8554/products/socksmith_THC_crazy_mens_socks_grande.jpg?v=1505242425 15:17 < tsarbomba> that's a good wang-sock 15:18 <+giant_it_burrit> stupid wiretapping laws 15:18 < Wannabejrsysadm> https://www.screencast.com/t/qVo4ppWANZu 15:18 < tsarbomba> tapping or being tapped? 15:18 < Wannabejrsysadm> if I look at this it triggers an allarm when my snapshot is bigger than 2 GB ? 15:18 <+giant_it_burrit> tsarbomba: tapping 15:18 <+giant_it_burrit> wanted to set up a sec camera 15:18 <+giant_it_burrit> but cant do audio cause wiretapping 15:18 < tsarbomba> https://www.apnews.com/a09f507ed17047c492efe96fc7220967 15:19 < tsarbomba> north carolina man is making a run at florida man 15:20 < mcwidg3t> go wireless 15:21 <+giant_it_burrit> it is wireless 15:21 <+giant_it_burrit> but having a mic 15:21 < tsarbomba> Pladl’s mother said he was upset because his daughter had broken up with him. 15:21 < mcwidg3t> man, they've thought of everything 15:21 < tsarbomba> let your mind do the flips necessary to fully comprehend that 15:21 < mcwidg3t> can you get around it with a public notice? 15:21 < L3gacy> What about his grand daughter daughter 15:21 < Trapdoor> "Keeping everything in one interface “reduces context switching and increases productivity by bringing core workflow tools directly into your editor,” according to GitHub in its post." 15:21 < mcwidg3t> "people in this area will be recorded on a security system".... 15:21 <+giant_it_burrit> mcwidg3t: nope. issue is that we are one party 15:21 < L3gacy> grand son son 15:21 < L3gacy> my bad 15:22 < L3gacy> I need tacos 15:22 <+giant_it_burrit> but if im not there 15:22 < tsarbomba> i don't think the bloodline got that far before he went all oliver stone on his incest-family 15:22 <+giant_it_burrit> then its a lot of drama id never be nailed for it but the reason im doing it i dont want t give them anything to use against me 15:22 < Hatsjoe> jumi: nice :) 15:22 < rootsudo> I have come to hate filipino English 15:23 < tsarbomba> what sort of rules are you bumping up against that override the rights of business owners to surveil their properties? 15:23 < rootsudo> at the same time, I now know how to reply in filipino to get what I want and always get it. 15:23 < rootsudo> So 50/50 15:23 < tsarbomba> fuck, i run 2 way audio on my home security cameras and i neither post signs nor tell visitors 15:23 < tsarbomba> let them sue 15:23 <+giant_it_burrit> tsarbomba: your home is different 15:23 <+giant_it_burrit> tsarbomba: ill give you the cliffnotes 15:23 < tsarbomba> my last on-site customer in #mspland ran 128 cameras 15:23 < tsarbomba> all with audio capabilities 15:24 < tsarbomba> probably still does 15:24 < rootsudo> man I hate companies that string me along 15:24 < rootsudo> they suck the most 15:24 < L3gacy> rootsudo, what happened? 15:24 < tsarbomba> job search or vendor bullshit? 15:24 < Church-> rootsudo: Agreed. 15:24 < rootsudo> L3gacy nothing, this company I got referred too is really strining me along it's a security company and 15:24 <+giant_it_burrit> i live in a coop. a relative who also lived in the coop died. the estate has not given the apt back to the coop. the coop went and redid the windows in the apt without telling the estate. Since no one lives there i cant do audio. 15:25 < rootsudo> they really like stringing along everything 15:25 <+giant_it_burrit> we are waiting to see if tehy do anything else 15:25 < tsarbomba> wow that's rough. technically you should have a residency argument, no? 15:25 < rootsudo> they're hiring 50 positions but at the same time I don't even think 10% of them are real but being referred I think it's good enough 15:25 < Church-> Yeesh, that's terrible. 15:25 < tsarbomba> this is one of those fringe cases probably not worth litigating for the 'common man' 15:25 <+giant_it_burrit> tsarbomba: i cant for that apt, i dont live there 15:25 <+giant_it_burrit> no one does 15:26 <+giant_it_burrit> thats the reason its a pain 15:26 < tsarbomba> and the estate can't just give approval? 15:26 < tsarbomba> or won't 15:26 < tsarbomba> hell it benefits them too 15:26 < Church-> giant_it_burrit: Which coop so I know to avoid it forever? 15:26 < tsarbomba> indeed 15:26 <+giant_it_burrit> i dont want to live there i live in a bigger apt in the buidling 15:26 <+giant_it_burrit> but i dont want the estate just getting the share value for the apt 15:27 <+giant_it_burrit> ideally id get both apts 15:27 <+giant_it_burrit> and then could sell it 15:27 <+giant_it_burrit> if the estate gets it, they get share price 15:27 <+giant_it_burrit> if i get it i can go for market price 15:27 < rootsudo> giant_it_burrit KILL THEM 15:27 <+giant_it_burrit> rootsudo: they all older than killdash9 so i just have to wait 15:27 < rootsudo> sorry, did I write that out loud 15:27 < Church-> Heh 15:28 < humpaxx> is killdash9 old? 15:29 < Church-> Ancient. 15:29 < L3gacy> Ancient^3 15:30 < Church-> Some say he was the first admin. Writing bits by hand and correcting paper tapes lickity split. 15:30 < tsarbomba> why the fuck does the atlantic have robert p. jones, catholic extremist, on its roster 15:30 < Church-> Hmm, Microserfs sounds amusing. 15:30 < tsarbomba> killdash9 isn't even ten years older than i am :( 15:30 < tsarbomba> stop calling him old 15:30 < Church-> Anybody ever read it? Need a damn break from staring at ethereum papers. 15:31 < Church-> tsarbomba: So buddy, something I gotta tell yah then... :P 15:31 < tsarbomba> killdash9 didn't come along until after the days of magnetic drum storage 15:31 < tsarbomba> church :( 15:32 < Church-> Heh. :P 15:32 < Church-> Don't worry I'll be your age before I know it. >_> 15:32 < kepler> McDonaldsWiFi: ping 15:32 < Church-> So Microsoft linux distro. What a world we live in now. 15:33 < kepler> it's a good move 15:34 < Casteil> fucking pissed off right now 15:34 < rootsudo> Church- it's not new, XENIX 15:34 < Church-> Casteil: Why? 15:34 < Casteil> we look like idiots right now because an outside service provider didn't deliver on their end 15:34 < alazare619> why are the public school systems so underfunded 15:34 < rootsudo> "Xenix is a discontinued version of the Unix operating system for various microcomputer platforms, licensed by Microsoft from AT&T Corporation in the late 1970s." 15:35 < Church-> rootsudo: Oh yeah. Kinda forgot about Xenix. 15:35 < rootsudo> alazare619 because the more smarter the masses they can overpower the top 15:35 < rootsudo> alazare619 you see it more in SEA and Asia, it's amusing 15:35 < alazare619> was reading an article about the average teacher makes 40k a year and has 2-3k out of pocket expenses means their take home before taxes is aprox 35k... 15:35 < rootsudo> alazare619 the average teacher in Japan makes 25-28k, in Philippines they make $6000 15:35 < Casteil> Church-: We acquired a new business recently and we're doing some integration stuff; I pressed them to get something done and finally after 3 missed deadlines they did 15:35 < alazare619> JFC 15:36 < Church-> Funnnn. 15:36 < rootsudo> Teachers aren't appreciated because anyone can do it, tenured systems though are good 15:36 < rootsudo> It's supposed to reward you for continued service, but hey people don't like that. 15:36 < kepler> teachers mostly suck 15:36 < Casteil> only, now that they did, the results aren't visible as promised because the 'outside provider' didn't set things up how they were told to 15:36 < Church-> My night was fun, company goes live for customers today and an errant upgrade borked prod. Ooof was that fun to fix. 15:36 < Casteil> how fucking hard is it to apply the same rules that exist for our other 4 locations to this new location. 15:37 < mcwidg3t> to be fair, that sounds really complicated. going from 4 locations to 5 is a game changer 15:38 < mcwidg3t> oh wait, no, it's not 15:38 < rootsudo> I've only had two good teachers, but in a way it's good 15:38 < alazare619> rootsudo: regardless of teacher salaries 15:38 < alazare619> rootsudo: 25 yea rold books and buildings with fucking mold wth 15:38 < rootsudo> the shitty teachers made me realize the world sucks and I had to fend for myself. 15:38 < rootsudo> For no one else would. 15:38 < rootsudo> alazare619 to be frank, the computers in the philippines are running linux 15:39 < alazare619> these are books that were new(ish) when i was in school 15:39 < rootsudo> but not because they want to be on the edge 15:39 < rootsudo> it's because they're running 10yr old+ donated computers that won't run anything else and they are tired of them always breaking 15:39 < rootsudo> so it's fucking amusing meeting people here that know how to navigate ubuntu 15:40 < alazare619> like keep the teahcer salary the same 15:40 < alazare619> but fucking fund the us schools... 15:42 < alazare619> i also think this whole every student gets a chromebook thing was a huge fucking flop in the states 15:42 < rootsudo> alazare619 should've just made apple give them one 15:42 < alazare619> 200ish dollars towards every student in the usa was likely a huge MASSIVE expense... 15:42 < rootsudo> but at the same time chromebook isn't bad 15:42 < rootsudo> 99 % of students are just going to fuck around on facebook anyway 15:43 < alazare619> ^ 15:43 < alazare619> i dont think every student needs a chromebook give them an actual book FFS thats new and modern 15:43 < rootsudo> they need to be able to rent piece of shit windows or apples 15:43 < tsarbomba> first time i've ever cheered for any washington crapital player https://twitter.com/darrenrovell/status/985876228325376000 15:43 < rootsudo> no gaming, that's perfect, but of course no hardware accleration means apps runs like shit nowadays 15:43 < abakedapplepie> wait theyre trying to give every kid a chrome book? 15:43 < abakedapplepie> why? 15:43 < rootsudo> abakedapplepie computer literacy 15:44 < abakedapplepie> s/computer/web browser 15:44 < rootsudo> plus on a cb, less work on having IT staff do antivirus and shit 15:44 <+layer-eight> rootsudo meant: "abakedapplepie web browser literacy" 15:44 < abakedapplepie> its a chromebook... 15:44 < rootsudo> I would argue a chromebook is way better than my computer I had back in school which was win95/98 15:44 < hxcsp> just got an email from Cisco saying for support we can just now tweet them @HeyCisco 15:45 < rootsudo> but then again my school actually cared before going to mac os 7 15:45 < hxcsp> i can see this going bad 15:45 < tsarbomba> there's a guy who just parked a giant pickup on the side of the street across from our building. he's standing next to the truck right now. i think this guy is the real-life version of cotton hill. 15:45 < abakedapplepie> hxcsp: wow 15:45 <+TuxedoJack> rootsudo: you weren't playing AoE II and Midtown Madness in school, and you can't play that on Chromebooks 15:45 < alazare619> rootsudo: yet chromebook =/= computer literacy 15:45 <+TuxedoJack> I'll take the Optiplex 110s we had then, thanks 15:45 < rootsudo> TuxedoJack actually the most bad I did was abuse net send to scare girls and play project64 15:45 < alazare619> chroomebooks are the equivelant of say an iphone to how phones use to be 15:46 < rootsudo> alazare619 which isn't bad 15:46 < rootsudo> you don't need the secretary to know how to ssh and restart a service do you 15:46 <+TuxedoJack> rootsudo: full labs of people playing Quake III Arena, Age of Empires II, and tons of emulated stuff, every day during lunch. I had a friggin' private office with my own machine and a minifridge 15:46 < alazare619> dude if i had a secretary that could do that she would be hte sexmutary 15:46 <+TuxedoJack> And building keys, which I don't think they knew I had 15:46 < tsarbomba> http://upload.mediatly.com/card_pictures/eb/5e/f1/eb5ef11a-4e28-466d-9906-b8a87063b01e.jpg 15:46 < rootsudo> I expect her to know how to fucking mail merge and reset font to no style/default style 15:46 < rootsudo> TuxedoJack I miss AOE2 on MSN 15:46 < rootsudo> I used to make suicidal custom maps 15:46 < Church-> TuxedoJack: I mean you can on chromebooks now actually. 15:47 < rootsudo> canons on all side and start players in the middle 15:47 <+TuxedoJack> rootsudo: you know they redid it in HD, right? You want the ZIP file? 15:47 < tsarbomba> it's not about computer literacy. it's about being retarded if you don't take some sort of advantage of the internet for guided learning 15:47 < rootsudo> TuxedoJack send it man, I had no idea 15:47 < sideup66> https://youtu.be/rzblZGgnfP0 15:47 <+layer-eight> YouTube Another Mustang Crashed (Battle Hymn of The Bro) by 2016-07-28T21:52:01.000Z (duration: 2:14) on Fri Jul 29 04:52:01 UTC 2016, 2016-07-28T21:52:01.000Z views 15:47 < Church-> Ah good old Q3A. 15:47 < Trapdoor> https://i.imgur.com/LBd3knD.png never seen this from Teamviewer before 15:47 < Church-> That and Halo Custom. 15:47 < rootsudo> Trapdoor oh snap 15:48 < rootsudo> Trapdoor that's litereally a trapdoor, woah 15:48 < alazare619> rootsudo: looking at these for instance https://www.microsoft.com/en-us/education/devices/default.aspx 15:48 < alazare619> 189 bucks 15:48 <+TuxedoJack> Roses are red / Your units are blue / Wololo / Your units are red 15:48 < alazare619> why cant microsoft just fucking donate ffs 15:48 < Trapdoor> I do have a commercial license for tv but I'm not using that account right now, I'm using it for private purposes 15:49 < alazare619> not like they dont have the capital to donate x number of devices every year 5 years to the school systems 15:49 < estranger> morning folks 15:49 < rootsudo> Trapdoor are you on n domain 15:49 < rootsudo> an* 15:49 < Trapdoor> I am yea 15:49 < rootsudo> Trapdoor it is marginally better than a chrome book 15:49 < rootsudo> but wow windows 10 pro for $189 is a great deal 15:50 < Trapdoor> got it 15:50 < Trapdoor> domains are marginally better than chromebooks 15:51 < rootsudo> to bad there isn't a plastic macbook like the ibook 15:53 < Alternity> isn't 189 pretty standard price for pro? 15:54 < Alternity> Trapdoor: oh man, i saw that a lot in my MSP days 15:54 < rootsudo> alazare619 it's pro and a free laptop 15:54 < Alternity> teamviewer D: 15:54 < alazare619> rootsudo: right 15:55 <@cryptic1> morning 15:55 < McDonaldsWiFi> is there some kind of black magic voodoo tag I can include in a hyperlink to make it open in internet explorer regardless of the defalt program? 15:55 < Heresiarch> McDonaldsWiFi: ...no. 15:55 < tsarbomba> hallo cryptic1 15:56 < McDonaldsWiFi> Heresiarch: I really wish there was now lol 15:56 < tsarbomba> right-click > "open in..." isn't enough? 15:56 < Heresiarch> McDonaldsWiFi: well, there kind of is a way to do that, just not in a hyperlink. Uninstall all other browsers. 15:57 < Heresiarch> or set IE as the default for links 15:57 < tsarbomba> i think you can just add "iexplore.exe" to the beginning of a .url file and rename it to .lnk 15:57 < tsarbomba> you may need to put the URL inside quotes 15:57 < tsarbomba> i'd try it but i'm not running windows 15:58 < alazare619> what is S mode in windows 10 15:58 < alazare619> i dont understand that 15:59 < sideup66> I hate splunk. 15:59 < sideup66> It's so bad on resources.... 15:59 < sideup66> Why do people bother with java in 2018 15:59 < sideup66> Way better languages exist 16:00 < bigchim> $reasons ;) 16:00 < sideup66> bigchim: I don't get this.... Why 16:00 < sideup66> It leaks memory and became a swarm of crappy programmerd 16:00 < sideup66> Wtf 16:01 < bigchim> you're not wrong 16:01 < sideup66> I mean 16:01 < Heresiarch> hating splunk for resource usage is kinda like hating those huge mining trucks because they aren't efficient on gas. 16:01 < sideup66> Dude, chrome shits itself every time I use it 16:01 < sideup66> I know chrome has its own problems (don't get me started) 16:02 < bigchim> I would love nothing more than to see Java die but here we are 16:02 < sideup66> But Heresiarch it's obnoxious, my company is dashboard happy and have more than 3 and it consumes 8 gigs of ram on win 7 like candy 16:03 < Heresiarch> sideup66: ...so? Use a less RAM-sucking browser, or split up dashboards. 16:03 < alazare619> can someone explain what windows 10 s mode is? 16:03 < sideup66> Heresiarch: there is no reason it should pull that much down to run a report 16:03 < sideup66> It's basically a dbms that pushes it's load out to clients 16:03 < Heresiarch> sideup66: sure there is - if you're running large reports. 16:04 < sideup66> Sigh 16:04 < sideup66> And the obsession with java 16:05 < sideup66> Java needs to die 16:05 < sideup66> I hope Oracle kills it 16:05 < sideup66> I mean if java is done right it's fine 16:05 < sideup66> But it's usually not. 16:05 < Trapdoor> fuck oracle 16:05 < McDonaldsWiFi> 3 billion devices run java 16:05 < rootsudo> Trapdoor Oracle PH office is right outside my window 16:06 < rootsudo> I always wanted to throw rocks at it 16:06 < Trapdoor> I refuse to believe that McDonaldsWiFi 16:06 < McDonaldsWiFi> its the stuff of nightmares 16:06 < Trapdoor> I refuse to believe it is only 3 billion devices 16:06 < sideup66> McDonaldsWiFi: you mean 3 billion devices are broken 16:06 < mcwidg3t> 3 billions devices run it. how many run it well? 16:06 < sideup66> ^ this 16:06 < mcwidg3t> prob about 4 16:06 < sideup66> Roomba has java 16:07 < Heresiarch> technically, it's true - though they may not run Oracle's version of java. ;) 16:07 < sideup66> Please 16:07 < sideup66> Tell me why a soc embedded box needs java 16:07 <+TuxedoJack> God dammit 16:07 < Trapdoor> there are 2 billion active android devices 16:07 < McDonaldsWiFi> ^ 16:07 <+TuxedoJack> Why couldn't the Austin bomber have blown up the new Oracle campus instead of killing people 16:07 < sideup66> Heresiarch: fair point 16:07 < Trapdoor> that's only the android devices 16:07 < sideup66> But if code is a turd 16:07 < McDonaldsWiFi> android is C based tough, with java running their apps and shit 16:07 < sideup66> It will run turd in any jvm 16:07 < Trapdoor> then you've got your set top boxes, your dvd players, your wifi access points, your routers 16:07 < sideup66> Android is moving off java 16:07 < McDonaldsWiFi> to what 16:07 < sideup66> They moved away from dalvik 16:08 < sideup66> To googles own env 16:08 < sideup66> Dalvik was java 16:08 < Trapdoor> there's probably closer to 10 billion devices running java than 3 billion devices 16:08 < sideup66> So java died with the death of that in Android 5 really 16:08 < sideup66> Forget the name 16:08 < Heresiarch> still a lot of set-top gear that's java. All blu-ray players run Java, f.ex. 16:08 < sideup66> Whyyyyyy 16:08 < sideup66> Use c++ 16:08 < Trapdoor> all blu-ray players run java 16:08 < sideup66> Why 16:08 < sideup66> What the hell do they need java for 16:09 < Heresiarch> easier to write than C/C++, no worries about hardware differences, and you don't have to handle memory management. 16:09 < McDonaldsWiFi> ^ 16:09 < Trapdoor> web cams, printers, satnav, medical equipment, parking meters 16:09 < McDonaldsWiFi> pros - easier to implement 16:09 < Trapdoor> yea, easily 10+ billion devices run java 16:09 < McDonaldsWiFi> cons - runs like dog shit 16:09 < Trapdoor> and it is fucking terrifying 16:09 < sideup66> McDonaldsWiFi: if your programmer is good you're fine though 16:09 < Heresiarch> it only runs like dogshit at large memory footprints. 16:09 < alazare619> flash is died 16:10 < sideup66> Goodm 16:10 < ihre> sideup66: exactly that is probably the issue 16:10 < sideup66> Good*. 16:10 < alazare619> we just need someone else very big and able to force hands step up and be like this day java dies 16:10 < ihre> finding good programmers for other languages :p 16:10 < alazare619> plain and simple 16:10 < sideup66> Just shitty ones abound and are cheaper 16:10 < tsarbomba> flash is dead. unless you need to manage vmware. or a netgear managed switch. 16:10 < sideup66> Loool 16:10 < tsarbomba> or trendnet cameras. 16:10 < sideup66> Kek 16:10 < Heresiarch> sideup66: another thing to consider. Shit code in java tends to crash. Shit code in C/C++ tends to result in botnets. ;) 16:11 < sideup66> This is why I don't use stock firmware 16:11 < tsarbomba> or a fuckton of other shit i have with fully-updated firmware and a continuing requirement for flash plugikn 16:11 < tsarbomba> -k 16:11 < sideup66> Heresiarch: it results in botnets in Java too ;) 16:11 < Heresiarch> less often. 16:11 < sideup66> Because java security issues 16:11 < sideup66> Java has more holes than windows 16:11 < tsarbomba> shit code in VB tends to result in bankruptcy 16:11 < sideup66> Kek 16:11 < sideup66> Glad I'm off that 😁 16:12 < tsarbomba> irssi couldn't handle that emoji but i'll bet i know which one it was anyway 16:12 < ouemt> Hey, we're looking for a ticketing system to track issues with our equipment and keep track of time spent on various problems. Anyone got any free (definitel as in beer, and preferably freedom) solutions they like? 16:12 < ouemt> definitely* 16:12 <@mistiry> how many users 16:12 <@mistiry> users = people who work tickets 16:13 < ouemt> it's mainly for the admin team of 4 16:13 < ouemt> but ~20 people will be allowed to submit tickets 16:13 < tsarbomba> what happens if #21 tries to submit a ticket? closed as unauthorized? 16:13 < Alternity> OSticket is a good choice ouemt 16:13 <@mistiry> its not exactly free...but JIRA ServiceDesk is $10 for 10 users...no "customer" limit where customer = anyone submitting a case 16:13 < ouemt> tsarbomba: we just throw them out the window 16:13 < Alternity> open source 16:13 < ouemt> mistiry: is that a subscription or a purchase? 16:13 < tsarbomba> defenstration as a corrective measure 16:13 < tsarbomba> i dig it 16:13 <@mistiry> might also need a $10/10 user plain JIRA license so it might be $20 total 16:14 < tsarbomba> +e 16:14 < ouemt> Alternity: I've got that running on a VM and wasn't sure it was what we wanted yet so I decided to solicit suggestions :) 16:14 <@mistiry> it is not sub, thought if you renew it annually you get latest updates, etc. 16:14 < Alternity> it's actually 10/ for 3 agents for jira service desk now 16:14 <@mistiry> oh what 16:14 <@mistiry> damn 16:14 < Alternity> ouemt: i like request tracker personally 16:14 < tsarbomba> mmm inflation 16:14 < Alternity> but that's in perl so you gotta deal with that :P 16:14 <@mistiry> fkn atlassian 16:14 < Heresiarch> JIRA service desk doesn't have asset management (unless you hack it in via workflows) 16:14 <@mistiry> i hated RT 16:15 < Alternity> asset management will be a different software than helpdesk probably 16:15 < Alternity> lansweeper would be a good choice if you need both in one 16:15 < Heresiarch> ouemt: https://snipeitapp.com/ 16:15 < ouemt> we have a budget of $0 16:15 < Alternity> Snipe-IT for open source asset management 16:15 < Alternity> OSTicket for open source ticketing 16:15 < Alternity> probably your best bet 16:15 < ouemt> Heresiarch: interesting 16:15 < Alternity> netbox if you need to track network info and racks 16:16 < ouemt> Alternity: I would love to but I don't own the network 16:16 < ouemt> we're a lab at a major university 16:16 < ouemt> with no research IT support 16:17 < Heresiarch> actually, let me rephrase - Jira Service Desk on cloud doesn't have asset management. There's several plugins for it if you host Jira yourself. 16:17 < Alternity> otherwise you could use a cloud ticketing solution 16:17 < Alternity> there are some free tiers on a few 16:17 < Alternity> freshdesk i think has a decent free tier 16:18 < ouemt> boss is afraid of the cloud, so self hosted is best 16:18 < Alternity> also search the subreddit if you haven't ouemt, lots of ticketing software suggestions 16:18 < Markisking> does anyone have any experience upgrading their office from a shared line to a dedicated line? 16:18 < alazare619> sniteitapp is so mundane 16:18 < Alternity> ouemt: old men love to yell at clouds 16:18 < tsarbomba> is it really a major university if you have no budget 16:18 < Heresiarch> Markisking: sort of. What's your question? 16:18 < Alternity> he works in a lab, he's not the IT dept 16:18 < ouemt> tsarbomba: we have no budget for *this* 16:18 < Alternity> i assume this is just to ticket staff in the lab 16:18 < ouemt> I'm a PhD candidate 16:18 < ihre> any1 here who runs a kube cluster built with kops? i need to provide additional iam policies to the nodes but would like to 'bootstrap' it like that, not having to run kops edit cluster afterwards, that is kind of hard to script ;_; 16:18 < ouemt> in geosciences 16:18 <+TuxedoJack> Just don't use Spiceworks 16:19 < Markisking> Heresiarch: well we are upgrading from a 75/5 connection to a symmetrical dedicated line Heresiarch 16:19 <+TuxedoJack> Run fast, run far 16:19 < alazare619> also snipeitapp totally stole pi holes gui 16:19 < ouemt> but if someone doesn't run this lab's IT, it just becomes a bot net and everyone wonders why they can't do their work 16:19 < ouemt> source: that happened before I got here 16:19 < Markisking> we are trying to figure out how much speed we really need if its going to be dedicated instead of shared 16:19 < Markisking> like how much of a benefit will we get from the dedicated line itself 16:19 < tsarbomba> is this one of those schools with like a quaker president and a cow pasture on campus 16:19 < Markisking> could we just switch to 75/75 and see a decent increase in download speed? because its no longer shared 16:19 < ouemt> tsarbomba: not so much, we're US R1 16:20 < Heresiarch> Markisking: ...are you talking shared as in shared with other people in your network prior to demarc, or shared in terms of you had a biz fios/cable connection? 16:20 < Markisking> shared as in a typical residential connection "up to 75mbps" etc 16:20 < ihre> alazare619: its not stealing if its open sourced :p https://github.com/pi-hole/web 16:20 < Heresiarch> Markisking: ...and you're moving to a business account instead? 16:21 < alazare619> ihre: i know i didnt say used without permissions 16:21 < Markisking> yeah a dedicated symetrical 16:21 < alazare619> ihre: stole can be perfectly legal 16:21 < Trapdoor> don't thank me lady 16:21 < Trapdoor> I've done nothing for you 16:21 < Markisking> garenteed 75/75 mbps speed 16:21 < Markisking> instead of up to 16:21 <@mistiry> and business level support 16:22 < Heresiarch> Markisking: most of the benefit is going to be a stricter SLA, committed speeds, and someone that actually might give a shit if you call them and scream. 16:22 <@mistiry> probably can get static ips now too 16:22 < Markisking> gotcha 16:23 < Markisking> but i shouldnt expect to see an increase in speeds 16:23 < Heresiarch> Markisking: keep in mind that your "guaranteed speed" is only to the provider's network. Same with latency guarantees. You're not necessarily going to get "better download speed", but it will likely be more consistent. 16:23 < Markisking> just because of the nature of dedicated vs shared 16:23 < ouemt> now if I could just get the university's network guys to answer my damn emails... 16:23 < Markisking> gotcha 16:23 < corn266> I'm running `chcon -R -t antivirus_db_t /opt/NAI/LinuxShield/engine && restorecon -R /opt/NAI/LinuxShield/engine` but the types are still "usr_t" ... any thoughts on what I'm doing wrong? 16:24 < Markisking> the hard part is that i dont know exactly how much badwidth my office is using 16:24 < Markisking> so if i run a speed test 16:24 < Markisking> i dont know if the speed is low because its a crappy shared connection 16:24 < Markisking> or if my users are all using it hard 16:24 < Heresiarch> Markisking: ...does your router not have a way to graph traffic usage? 16:24 < Markisking> or a combination 16:24 <@mistiry> Markisking: you need to get some visibility into that 16:24 < Markisking> yea 16:24 < Markisking> definitely 16:24 <@mistiry> Markisking: PRTG, or even built-in stuff into your router/firewall 16:25 < Markisking> im inheriting this network so im trying to figure it all out 16:25 < Markisking> we have a ubuntu box that is handling gateway and firewall stuff 16:25 < ouemt> corn266: #selinux is really helpful, might just have to wait a while tho 16:25 < Heresiarch> Markisking: one thing to consider is that when you move to a dedicated line, the provider will give you an ethernet drop, and the DNGAF what happens afterward - unless you pay them to run a router. 16:25 <@mistiry> i would not be using an ubuntu box to do routing and firewalling 16:25 < Heresiarch> *they 16:25 < corn266> ouemt: will try them out, thanks 16:26 <+giant_it_burrit> hit em with a pfsense 16:26 <@mistiry> ^ 16:26 <@mistiry> two, in HA pair 16:27 < kepler> ouemt: redmine is a decent opensource ticketing system 16:27 <+giant_it_burrit> HA HA pfsense 16:27 < ouemt> kepler: will look at it, thanks 16:27 < Heresiarch> Markisking: https://www.netgate.com/solutions/pfsense/sg-3100.html 16:27 <@mistiry> i used pfsense for more than 4 years before we were bought out and office closed. still have 4 in production at colo facilities 16:28 <@mistiry> pfsense is damn good 16:28 < felda> My secret sniffers have detected that mistiry is in fact a Libertarian! What does he actually believe? No expert could actually discern what he was saying. 16:28 <@mistiry> yes "pfsense is damn good" is hard to figure out 16:28 < Markisking> thanks guys 16:28 < Markisking> i will check that out 16:28 < felda> :D 16:28 < kepler> ouemt: what uni? i did net eng, and ran networking for supercomputing/research 16:29 < felda> Once quoted as saying "I'm pretty sure pfsense is a lethal weapon, but the government can take it from my cold dead hands..." 16:29 < JFDkthx> ThatOneRoadie: did the ephemeral profile chrome gpo work for you 16:33 < tsarbomba> i have to upgrade our utah DC's pfsense from 2.1.something to 2.4.3 this weekend AND set it up for HA 16:33 <@mistiry> damn 2.1 16:33 < tsarbomba> hopefully the shipment makes it there in time 16:33 < felda> have fun :D 16:33 <@mistiry> get with the times man 16:33 <@mistiry> you dont even have spectre/meltdown patches 16:33 < tsarbomba> i never touched the firewall. but i researched it and it's going to require 2 intermediate upgrades 16:33 <@mistiry> maybe not even POODLE/Heartbleed 16:34 < tsarbomba> so there'll be 3 upgrades, 3 or 4 reboots, and the reliance on some douchenugget "remote hands" guy 16:34 <@JollyRgrs> mistiry: so kinda combining, like dogs do... 16:34 < tsarbomba> to plug in the second f/w correctly 16:34 < Heresiarch> hope you've got console/backdoor'd access... 16:34 < ouemt> tfw tsarbomba works for NSA and is running pfsense 2.1 16:34 <@JollyRgrs> that'd be the spectoodle meltbleed vulns 16:34 <@mistiry> JollyRgrs++ 16:34 < felda> pretty sure tsarbomba is Snowden 16:34 < JFDkthx> JollyRgrs: dont forget about the new shellcry 16:35 < humpaxx> Hmm, can you use two USB connected speakers as a stereo pair? 16:35 < humpaxx> Im thinking of buying two Dell AC511 for my monitors 16:35 < tsarbomba> i don't think i've ever seen a single mono USB speaker 16:35 <@JollyRgrs> ^^ 16:35 < JFDkthx> cant you usually only output to one sound device? 16:35 <@JollyRgrs> are those a soundbar? 16:36 < humpaxx> Windows has "Stereo mix" 16:36 <@JollyRgrs> (i'm not gonna google it) 16:36 < tsarbomba> you want to make a stereo soundbar into a mono speaker? 16:36 <@JollyRgrs> use a 3.5 stereo splitter 16:36 <@JollyRgrs> 3.5mm 16:36 < humpaxx> JollyRgrs: yeah they clip to the bottom of the screen 16:36 <@JollyRgrs> but USB... i dunno man 16:36 < JFDkthx> and you want to put two one on each side? 16:36 < humpaxx> Yes 16:36 < JFDkthx> splice the cables 16:36 < JFDkthx> call it done 16:36 < humpaxx> Its starting more and more stupid the more i write about it 16:36 <@JollyRgrs> lol 16:36 <@mistiry> yeah id go with 3.5mm not usb 16:36 < tsarbomba> that just seems like massive overkill 16:36 < JFDkthx> ;) 16:37 <@JollyRgrs> JFDkthx: i get the idea 16:37 < tsarbomba> i'm gonna install two 7.1 speaker systems in the same room 16:37 < tsarbomba> 14.2 bitches 16:37 < humpaxx> I´ll buy one to start with 16:37 <@JollyRgrs> i mean, i once had a pair of cheap 2.1 fo the fronts (so 4.2) and A+B speakers on my sony receiver for my rears 16:37 <@JollyRgrs> so... 8.2? 16:37 <@JollyRgrs> lol 16:37 <+DomLS3> tsarbomba: get ATMOS and do 14.8 16:37 <@JollyRgrs> DomLS3: ... how'd you get 14.8? 16:37 <@JollyRgrs> 8 subwoofers is kind of a lot 16:38 <+DomLS3> JollyRgrs: well, 14.4.8 16:38 <+DomLS3> 14.2.8* 16:38 <+DomLS3> ATMOS can give you .2 or more extra speakers 16:38 <+DomLS3> Generally you’d do 7.1.2 (the 2 is ATMOS) 16:39 <+DomLS3> but you can wire more for 7.1.4 16:39 <+DomLS3> so 7.1.4x2 = 14.2.8 16:39 < khelpw> Nah. 8 subs sounds right 16:39 <+DomLS3> lol 16:39 < khelpw> 7.2.8 16:41 <@JollyRgrs> 2 subs is more than fine... thoguh i wouldn't mind doing 4 subs, 1 in each corner 16:41 < JFDkthx> gotta have one under each chair too 16:41 < JFDkthx> to mask the farts 16:41 <@JollyRgrs> or 1 under each chair... b/c obv you have 4 in center of room and no other seats b/c they'd be sub-optimal 16:42 <@JollyRgrs> so with only 4... they'll be "sub"-optimal :P 16:42 < JFDkthx> "babe it was the movie, not me" 16:45 < tsarbomba> no 16:45 < tsarbomba> NO 16:45 < tsarbomba> BAD JOLLYRGRS 16:45 <+DomLS3> JollyRgrs: Don’t listen to that guy ^ 16:46 <+DomLS3> he’s supposed to be an “expert mechanical engineer” in aviation... yet doesn’t even know basic avionic information 16:47 < AnimalFarmPig> DomLS3: in your opinion, what is the optimal number of subs per room? 16:47 <+DomLS3> AnimalFarmPig: depends on the size and layout of the room, but 2 is generally good enough 16:47 < humpaxx> I ordered one AC511 16:48 < AnimalFarmPig> DomLS3: any more than 2 seems like it would be a lot of work 16:48 < humpaxx> I have two monitors tho, would look nicer with one under each 16:48 <+DomLS3> not a lot of work but more counter-productive 16:48 <+DomLS3> wouldn’t be able to hear over the subs in which case defeats the purpose of having 4 (unless it’s a huge room) 16:48 < tsarbomba> i need at least 16 subwoofers so i can play my "sub bass sounds of the 90s" CD 16:48 < AnimalFarmPig> keeping them in line takes a firm hand unless you've put a lot of effort into training 16:48 < tsarbomba> with bad booty rap featuring sub-20hz tones 16:49 < humpaxx> .yt big booty bitches 16:49 <+layer-eight> YouTube Big Booty Bitches by @ALostPeople (reposted cuz u asked us too :) - https://youtu.be/eIri9YLHpOg 16:49 < humpaxx> tsarbomba: like that? 16:49 < tsarbomba> among others 16:50 < tsarbomba> https://www.amazon.com/Digital-Bass-305/dp/B0000018ZZ 16:50 <+DomLS3> https://images.prod.meredith.com/product/d7cf26a89f8004482a1097f27a10fd36/1518302840561/l/klipsch-7-2-rp-250-reference-premiere-surround-sound-speaker-package-with-r-110sw-subwoofers-and-two-free-wireless-kits 16:50 <+DomLS3> that’s a good setup ^ 16:50 <@JollyRgrs> i like klipsch 16:51 <@JollyRgrs> i have some F3 floor speakers and an SLX center 16:51 < meowschwitz> motherfucking bunch of incompetend dipshits 16:51 < meowschwitz> jesus fucking christ 16:51 <+TuxedoJack> Klipsch Promedia 2.1s checking in 16:51 <+TuxedoJack> Good times 16:51 < meowschwitz> we're moving the office from floor A to floor B 16:51 < AnimalFarmPig> meowschwitz: did you just meet some of my coworkers or something? 16:51 < ouemt> clear 16:51 < meowschwitz> access control company comes 16:51 < Heresiarch> klipsch ++ 16:51 < ouemt> yeah, that was meant to be in the terminal 16:51 < meowschwitz> sets up the locks on floor B and everything 16:52 <@JollyRgrs> i found klipsch is about the best possible speaker... for the price 16:52 < meowschwitz> "oh you have a very dirty database in the door lock control software let's start from scratch" 16:52 < meowschwitz> set up a new database with new controller IDs and everything 16:52 <@JollyRgrs> anything more expensive can be nicer... but for my price point, i'm not enough of an audiophile to justify the price tags 16:52 < meowschwitz> then upload it to the wrong VM on floor A 16:52 < tsarbomba> your first mistake was not murdering the vendor rep when he said 'start from scratch' 16:52 < meowschwitz> kill all door locks 16:53 < AnimalFarmPig> lol 16:53 < meowschwitz> aaaand disconnect the serial ports on 7 so that they can move the control over to 8th 16:53 <@JollyRgrs> start from scratch means he doesn't know how to troubleshoot and page 2 of his flip chart says "start from beginning" 16:53 < meowschwitz> so now floor 7 config cant be restored 16:53 < tsarbomba> s/page/step 16:53 <+layer-eight> JollyRgrs meant: "start from scratch means he doesn't know how to troubleshoot and step 2 of his flip chart says "start from beginning"" 16:53 < meowschwitz> cause the control loops are hooked to floor 8 16:53 <@JollyRgrs> tsarbomba: only 1 step per page 16:53 <@JollyRgrs> can't confuse the poor blokes 16:54 < tsarbomba> ah, the big print version 16:54 <@JollyRgrs> lots of pictures 16:54 < tsarbomba> i really should look into maintenance on our door keypads 16:55 < felda> lmao the youtube URL for the new Dynamics 365 preview is 4My-Pmp_0Wo 4MY PIMP OwO wats this 16:55 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> Anyone know how to find out which pigtails intel WLAN modules needs? 16:55 < JFDkthx> tsarbomba: dont fucking get matrix digital keypads 16:55 < JFDkthx> their fucking RF range is shit 16:55 < JFDkthx> i fucking hate them 16:55 < tsarbomba> i don't even know who manufactured ours. i just know they're probably due for maintenance. 16:55 <@JollyRgrs> SysAdminGoneCraZ: the cute ones that mary kate and ashley wore in full house? 16:55 < tsarbomba> i've been with the company for a little under 3 years and all i've ever done is activate/deactivate users 16:56 <@JollyRgrs> ... 16:56 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> JollyRgrs, Lol I wish 16:56 < JFDkthx> tsarbomba: time to start from scratch 16:56 <@JollyRgrs> tsarbomba: so you're like... the access management bitch? 16:56 < tsarbomba> lol 16:56 < tsarbomba> jollyrgrs, i'm the "everything" bitch 16:56 <@JollyRgrs> and by that i mean, not even doing the full AM job... just the dull parts? 16:56 < tsarbomba> if it has a power cable it's my problem 16:56 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> JollyRgrs, we bought some intel 9260 WLANs https://www.intel.com/content/www/us/en/products/wireless/wireless-products/dual-band-wireless-ac-9260.html 16:56 < JFDkthx> you 16:56 < tsarbomba> if it's ever used a battery, it's my problem 16:56 <@JollyRgrs> that sounds like more than just activating/deactivating accts 16:56 < JFDkthx> are to blame for zuccerman tsarbomba 16:56 < tsarbomba> if it's ever been within 10' of something electrical, my problem 16:56 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> JollyRgrs, Now we're trying to figure out which pigtails (antenna wires) connectto it 16:57 <@JollyRgrs> JFDkthx: zucciniman? 16:58 < Hunterkll> anyone know a decent cheap SINGLE MACHINE IP KVM? 16:58 < meowschwitz> um 16:58 < meowschwitz> rdesktop? 16:58 < JFDkthx> fuck the salisbury steak sub, its a fucking meat mass in beef gravy 16:58 < JFDkthx> on bread 16:58 < JFDkthx> fucking 2/10 16:58 < Hunterkll> meowschwitz, machine must use VPN, cannot do split tunnel, so no - has to be a hardware solution 16:58 < JFDkthx> Hunterkll: drac? 16:59 < Hunterkll> .... the machine in question must remain this laptop 16:59 < Hunterkll> .... 16:59 < meowschwitz> Hunterkll: oh, balls. 16:59 < Hunterkll> copy and paste is not required, etc 16:59 < Hunterkll> just remote display/input 16:59 < JFDkthx> chrome desktop 16:59 <+giant_it_burrit> Hunterkll: remote hands 16:59 < tsarbomba> god fucking damnit DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS 16:59 < Hunterkll> these are all unacceptable (and probably firewalled) solutions 16:59 < tsarbomba> why are you asking me to drop untested shit into prod 16:59 < Hunterkll> I just want a bloody ip kvm over my network 16:59 < Hunterkll> lol 17:00 < JFDkthx> capture card with synergy 17:01 < Hunterkll> again 17:01 < Hunterkll> no split tunnel, must use VPN 17:01 < JFDkthx> lantronix? 17:01 < tsarbomba> i wonder if ninjastyle lost power 17:02 < Hunterkll> JFDkthx, isn't that networking gear? 17:02 < tsarbomba> http://denver.cbslocal.com/2018/04/18/wind-damage-power-outages-closed-schools/ 17:02 < JFDkthx> you asked for fucknig hardware 17:02 < Hunterkll> yes 17:02 < Hunterkll> an IP KVM 17:02 < Hunterkll> how does networking gear help? 17:02 < JFDkthx> fucking install a kvm and access it over the tubes 17:02 < tsarbomba> jesus. in addition to hurricane force winds, there are 40k acres on fire in colorado 17:02 < JFDkthx> how hard is it. 17:03 < Hunterkll> JFDkthx, I NEED THE IP KVM 17:03 < Hunterkll> I DO NOT HAVE THAT PART 17:03 < Hunterkll> and i only need local lan access 17:03 < Hunterkll> the laptop sits RIGHT NEXT TO ME 17:03 < Hunterkll> well, in the same room anyway 17:04 < Hunterkll> see 17:04 < Hunterkll> here we go 17:04 < Hunterkll> http://store.lantronix.com/product_p/sls200usb0-01.htm?utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=shopping&utm_term=spider&mm_campaign=1622AC319B36D3415D71509A589F14A6&keyword=%7Bkeyword%7D&gclid=CjwKCAjw2dvWBRBvEiwADllhn0dnCE-vFBA2oXAA4V7uukbkwD6AoNOjx4ca4qaXmQNJ2QJ-v-sRSxoCEjYQAvD_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds 17:04 < Hunterkll> i couldn't find that at first 17:04 < Hunterkll> lol 17:04 < Hunterkll> unless that's just an adapter 17:04 < Hunterkll> for a full size rack unit 17:04 < Hunterkll> -_- 17:05 < Hunterkll> the data sheet is unclear on if i can buy just one 17:05 < Hunterkll> and at taht price, i might as well get a full 16port + setup for my rack 17:05 < Hunterkll> onm ebay 17:05 < Hunterkll> lol 17:06 < Hunterkll> I was hoping someone did something like that raspberry pi IP kvm i vaugely recall that was sub $100 17:06 < Hunterkll> or knew of a product like it 17:06 <+DomLS3> https://www.amazon.com/Avocent-8-Port-Rackmount-Switch-AV3108-001/dp/B01M1I1P4E/ref=sr_1_1_sspa?ie=UTF8&qid=1524063968&sr=8-1-spons&keywords=ip+kvm&psc=1 17:06 <+DomLS3> https://www.amazon.com/1USER-1SERVER-Supports-Virtual-Media/dp/B004X590A4/ref=sr_1_6?ie=UTF8&qid=1524063968&sr=8-6&keywords=ip+kvm 17:06 < tsarbomba> who let hunterkll into the espresso 17:06 < Hunterkll> DomLS3, that second one would be great, at the right price 17:07 < Hunterkll> with these, yea 17:07 < Hunterkll> the price is a bit of a blocker 17:07 < Hunterkll> the avocent you linked doesn't include the dongles 17:07 < Heresiarch> tsarbomba: ...you're assuming that he's on espresso. 17:07 < Hunterkll> but that's what i'd get off ebay 17:07 < Hunterkll> something like that 17:07 < Holo> https://symless.com/synergy 2.0 = fuck no 17:08 < Hunterkll> no split tunnel so it won't work for me anyawy 17:08 < Holo> I used to use them till you need the internets 17:08 < JFDkthx> holo you can still use the old versions of synergy 17:08 < genr8_> i cracked their licensing scheme 17:08 < genr8_> im the one with the website 17:08 < Holo> I own a old version 17:08 < Holo> still pisses me off 17:08 < JFDkthx> we use them on the inside 17:08 < genr8_> yea 17:09 < Holo> I will drop the product of the future sucks 17:09 < genr8_> reminds me thats on my todo list to go back into their source code 17:09 < genr8_> They removed OpenSSL even 17:09 < Holo> if* 17:09 < Holo> what? 17:09 < genr8_> theres literally no SSL now 17:09 < Holo> the f 17:09 < Holo> -.- 17:09 < genr8_> idk. they flat out removed OpenSSL as a dependency and replaced it with nothing so idk 17:10 < AnimalFarmPig> their OpenSSL lib was insecure due to heartbleed, so they just removed it entirely 17:10 < genr8_> i looked their company up. it says its like a 5-20 person comapny in the UK 17:10 < JFDkthx> haha 17:10 < genr8_> but they are doing weird shit and i want them to implode 17:10 < tsarbomba> https://www.axios.com/clyburn-steps-down-from-fcc-d9f0b9cd-6483-4012-8f2c-9cd8791dcc00.html fcc requires 2 commissioners from the minority party, no? 17:10 < genr8_> AnimalFarmPig: smart 17:10 < Holo> so are they using the built in os ssl? 17:10 < AnimalFarmPig> genr8_: roll safe 17:10 < AnimalFarmPig> no, I was joking 17:10 < genr8_> yeah i think they are 17:10 < genr8_> no i think thats what happened. 17:10 < AnimalFarmPig> oh, okay, well, that's good 17:10 < Holo> that is fine 17:10 < JFDkthx> tsarbomba: i dont think so? 17:11 < Holo> still not being pure local 17:11 < Heresiarch> tsarbomba: no. And with the composition of the fcc board, it doesn't really matter atm. 17:11 < Holo> aka nope 17:11 < Hunterkll> tsarbomba, i don't think so 17:11 < tsarbomba> Only three commissioners may be members of the same political party. 17:11 < Hunterkll> i don't think there's any rules about composition 17:11 < JFDkthx> arent the commisioners 2-1repub before she stepped down? 17:11 < Hunterkll> oh, that 17:11 < tsarbomba> so two have to be either minority party or independents 17:11 < tsarbomba> 3-2 R 17:12 < JFDkthx> ah 17:12 < Hunterkll> JFDkthx, no, it was 2-2 with the chair being the R 17:12 < tsarbomba> what a pinch for il trumpolini. he literally cannot appoint an R 17:12 < genr8_> pls god no 17:12 < tsarbomba> i wish him the best of luck in finding a libertarian or democrat who opposes NN 17:12 < genr8_> lets go back to KVMs 17:12 < JFDkthx> al gore 17:13 < tsarbomba> does gore oppose net neutrality? 17:13 < JFDkthx> nah 17:13 < tsarbomba> so many reasons to dislike that guy 17:13 < JFDkthx> he created the internet 17:13 < tsarbomba> the sad thing is it's believable 17:13 < tsarbomba> lol yeah 17:13 < tsarbomba> "i created the internet, i alone can destroy it" 17:13 < Hunterkll> https://github.com/Fmstrat/diy-ipmi 17:13 < ObliviousofObvio> Morning all 17:13 < Hunterkll> there we go 17:13 < ObliviousofObvio> anyone have a handle on grok and graylog? 17:13 < genr8_> interesting 17:14 < Hunterkll> ObliviousofObvio, i don't grok you 17:14 < ObliviousofObvio> :P 17:14 < genr8_> Hunterkll: A full wishlist totaling under $120 at 17:14 < genr8_> u gotta cobble all the dongles and GPIO pins on the pi's together 17:14 < AnimalFarmPig> i wish him the best of luck in finding a libertarian or democrat who opposes NN <--- Joe Liebermann, Independent from CT 17:14 < Hunterkll> genr8_, yea, but that aint bad 17:14 < Hunterkll> single machine ipkvm 17:14 < Sousapro> munsking: everything good now? Sorry this morning has been busy. 17:14 < ObliviousofObvio> I've dived in and am trying to create a custom grok entry to pull from logs but I'm just not able to wrap my head around it 17:15 < JFDkthx> liebermann is a fraud 17:15 < Hunterkll> genr8_, and i don't need eveyrthing on the list. I don't need serial, i don't need power control, etc 17:15 < Hunterkll> I just need mouse/keyboard/video 17:15 < genr8_> https://raw.githubusercontent.com/Fmstrat/diy-ipmi/master/Resources/Diagram.png 17:15 < genr8_> cool project for fun tho 17:15 < Sousapro> Hunterkll: that's actually really cool 17:15 < Sousapro> May throw that onto my desktop PC 17:16 < Hunterkll> yup 17:16 < Hunterkll> see 17:16 < Hunterkll> i want something like that, pre-made, for the same price 17:16 < Holo> hmm 17:16 < Hunterkll> now 17:16 < Hunterkll> when i say same price, i mean ebay price 17:16 < Holo> I have a key to Synergy 1 Pro 17:16 < genr8_> they might allow upgrades or something 17:16 < Sousapro> Hunterkll: I mean, should be cheap to do 17:16 < Hunterkll> 'specially since i don't needhalf the parts 17:16 < Hunterkll> lol 17:17 < genr8_> synergy is too important to let it be fucked up by that clueless Symless company 17:17 < Holo> ya, I can get a pro upgrade for $9 17:17 < Holo> to v2 17:18 < genr8_> and what would that get you 17:18 < Sousapro> About tree fiddy 17:18 < Sousapro> Whirled peas? 17:18 < Sousapro> I'm unsure as well genr8_ 17:19 < Holo> idk 17:19 < Holo> why should I use v2 :s 17:19 < genr8_> I remember looking at the code for 2.0 and not being able to find anything useful worth upgrading for 17:19 < Sousapro> The $9 upgrade will make it easier to upgrade to v3 in case there is a major upgrade then 17:19 < genr8_> pretty sure its just a licensing scheme reboot and to get people off the open source github fork 17:20 < genr8_> so $9 pledges your allegiance to trust them to not fuck up v3 17:20 < Holo> ya right 17:21 < jesse> paying money for potential future promises..... hmmmmmmm 17:21 < jesse> thanks but no thanks 17:21 < Holo> from what I have seen... V2 is fucked up 17:21 < genr8_> its like seed money 17:21 < genr8_> they are a small company with a great idea and need money 17:21 < genr8_> trying to monetize is tough 17:21 < Holo> they gutted ALL the GUI source from the repo. 17:21 < Holo> ... 17:22 < genr8_> yea they have been splitting the repo vs what they hold in closed source 17:23 < genr8_> i wished they woulda stuck with their oldschool Win32 GUI and just fixed the glaring bugs and added features they could monetize 17:23 < jesse> this hotel wifi uses WEP. i'm not sure if i should be alarmed 17:23 < Holo> going to ask them about Offline Mode: Manual configuration mode for employees working in isolated network environments. 17:23 < tsarbomba> lieberman's an independent like hunterkll is a stable, non-deviant anime fan. 17:23 < Holo> jesse o.o 17:23 < genr8_> WEP ? yes be alarmed 17:23 < Holo> be very alarmed 17:23 < Holo> offline mode is only for Synergy for Business 17:23 < genr8_> honestly i would even leave a note for the boss or w/e 17:24 < Holo> the fuck 17:24 < genr8_> hotel manager 17:24 < genr8_> WEP has been insecure for what like 7 years now 17:24 <+DomLS3> tell them their wifi is prone to easy attacks and all of their users are at risk and that you can fix it for $100 17:25 < jesse> well the last hotel i stayed at used WPA2 but they had cheap tplink repeaters that kept dropping TCP packets 17:25 < genr8_> maybe they are a cybercrime front 17:25 < Holo> ok so 2.1 fixes the cloud issue 17:25 < genr8_> hacking VIP's packets 17:25 < Holo> hmm 17:26 < genr8_> the type of messages sent from hotel wifi would be more valuable than normal. business data 17:26 < jesse> makes me miss my ent grade shit at work that's for sure 17:26 < Holo> Posted January 27 This feature is planned for 2.1 which is due in about 6 months. For now, you can either wait or take a refund and use Synergy 1. Synergy 2 uses our cloud server purely for discovery to establish the initial connection. From then on, all communication is done via the LAN. 17:26 < Holo> genr8_ -.- 17:27 < vavkamil> hey 17:27 < scwizard> Has anyone ever tinkered with vagrant middleware before? 17:27 < genr8_> -.- indeeed 17:27 < Holo> middleware? 17:27 < Holo> I am refusing to buy v2 17:27 < Holo> for now 17:27 < vavkamil> I fucking broke my right arm :/ 17:27 < Holo> if they do deliver 2.1 with offline mode 17:28 < Holo> I might buy it 17:28 < felda> Do you guys make domain whitelists in Office 365 Exchange? 17:28 < felda> Users keep complaining about 1 or 2 emails a week going into their Junk folder but the Spam filter is at the lowest setting in Exchange Online :( 17:29 < genr8_> seems normal 17:29 < Hunterkll> RemoteIPAddressRange 0.0.0.0/24 17:29 < Hunterkll> bypass all filtering 17:29 < Hunterkll> enjoy 17:29 < Holo> RIP 17:29 < genr8_> when you block stuff theres gonna be false positives 17:29 < Casteil> https://www.theverge.com/2018/4/18/17250916/microsoft-xbox-live-avatars-video-leak < Not sure if lesbian, or hipster 17:30 < Hunterkll> slightly rong 17:30 < Hunterkll> wrong 17:30 < Hunterkll> felda, Get-ReceiveConnector "Receive Connector" | fl remoteipranges 17:30 < genr8_> you kind of have to narrow down the logic of "what rule did this match" sounds like 365 doesnt have very granular settings 17:30 < Hunterkll> see that? 17:30 < Hunterkll> you don't need any of that 17:30 < Hunterkll> Set-ReceiveConnector "RelayConnector -RemoteIPRanges "0.0.0.0-255.255.255.255" 17:30 < Hunterkll> that should cover you 17:31 < Hunterkll> Set-ReceiveConnector "Receive Connector" -RemoteIPRanges "0.0.0.0-255.255.255.255" 17:31 < felda> lol I'm not running some goofy command that opens all ports 17:31 < Hunterkll> bypass all filtering 17:31 < Hunterkll> also enables from spoofing 17:31 < Hunterkll> :D 17:31 < Hunterkll> from: felda@thiscompanyblows.com to:ceo@thiscompanyblows.com 17:31 < Hunterkll> lol 17:32 < felda> I made a rule that was supposed to move emails marked with [SPAM] subject prefix office365 adds to the inbox automatically but it doesn't seem to work 17:33 < Hunterkll> lol 17:33 < genr8_> probably fires before it moves it 17:33 <@mistiry> make sure you have "after message arrives" in the rule, and dont have another rule that has the "stop processing other rules" box checked 17:33 < alazare619> id like to get office 365 17:33 < genr8_> that sounds right 17:34 < alazare619> just to see what its like to manage 17:34 <@mistiry> i dont mind o365 17:34 < Hunterkll> US hosted websites are so responsive now 17:34 < Hunterkll> it's weird again 17:34 <@mistiry> exchagne admin on o365 is extremely similar to a hosted Exchange server with Exchange Control Panel...it think 2013 and later 17:35 <+DomLS3> hosted exchange admin is fucking dumb 17:35 < DrGibby|> hi mistiry 17:35 <+DomLS3> I hate office 365 administration 17:35 < DrGibby|> can I have my +v back pls? 17:35 <@mistiry> hi DrGibby| 17:35 <+DomLS3> primarily handling terminated users and new users 17:35 < felda> I like O365, but a few of my users have weird expectations 17:35 <@mistiry> what do i get in return? 17:35 < DrGibby|> a handy 17:35 < Hunterkll> DomLS3, you don't do it all through powersehll? 17:35 <@mistiry> DomLS3: powershell bruh 17:35 <+DomLS3> Hunterkll: I do but it was a pain in the ass to get it all setup and automated 17:36 <@mistiry> DrGibby|: just one? 17:36 <+DomLS3> especially since we run on site AD 17:36 < DrGibby|> mistiry: yup 17:36 <+TuxedoJack> Oh, man, tomorrow night 17:36 <+TuxedoJack> Tickets to the Book of Mormon 17:36 <+TuxedoJack> disgunbegud.wmv 17:36 <+DomLS3> But primarily what I’m speaking towards is terminating users and having to keep them as shared mailboxes that are limited in size and ability (no forwarding allowed, no out of office, etc) 17:37 < mal_will> Is anyone in here familiar with enabling netflow and cbqos on cisco routers? 17:37 <+DomLS3> on prem we could just export to pst and be done with it. Now terminated users can still receive mail instead of receiving a bounceback 17:37 < felda> checking my dashboard it is showing 1 in 10 emails is marked as spam 17:38 < abakedapplepie> DomLS3: we just set the email address for terminated users on a 'terminated' mailbox 17:38 < abakedapplepie> and we remove them after a certain period 17:38 < abakedapplepie> or else add it to their manager's mailbox 17:38 <+DomLS3> abakedapplepie: what do you do with the email for legal purposes? 17:39 < abakedapplepie> oh if we have to retain it then we backup to pst 17:39 < abakedapplepie> and then set the email address 17:39 <+DomLS3> backup to PST how? By running a compliance search on the email and then back that up? 17:39 < Jekotia> Less of a tech question... I have two bosses, because I work for two companies. These companies practically operate as one, though. Our offices are next door to one another, we have the same owners. One is retail, one is manufacturing & distribution. I asked one of my bosses about a piece of free software that would make certain processes easier. He doesn't like for us to use it because he doesn't 17:39 < Jekotia> know the software; when I'm not around or busy he's the next to do tech support. Since my other boss knows him much better, do people think it would be appropriate to tlk to him about this? 17:39 < abakedapplepie> DomLS3: the whole mailbox 17:39 <+DomLS3> abakedapplepie: but how 17:39 < abakedapplepie> uhh 17:40 < Holo> genr8_ https://symless.com/synergy/roadmap 17:40 <+DomLS3> through Offic 365 or just a PST backup on outlook? 17:40 < Holo> once these hit 17:40 < abakedapplepie> either in outlook or using powershell 17:40 < Holo> it will be worth it 17:40 <+DomLS3> you can’t do a PST backup in powershell on Office 365 17:40 < Heresiarch> Jekotia: "Hey mom, dad wouldn't let me go out with my friends. Can I go out with my friends?" 17:40 < abakedapplepie> oh youre talking about that 17:40 <+DomLS3> yes I thought this whole convo was based on Office 365 lol 17:40 < abakedapplepie> then yeah either comlpiance search or outlook 17:40 <+DomLS3> well fuck outlook 17:40 < Jekotia> Heresiarch: I guess I phrased it poorly. Not to go around him, but ti get his perspective on something he had no involvement with 17:40 < abakedapplepie> while i agree 17:41 < abakedapplepie> for a one off its not too annoying 17:41 <+DomLS3> because that means you have to create a new profile on your machine, let it cache, then back it up 17:41 < abakedapplepie> generally i use the users profile 17:41 < genr8_> Wayland Support = gl with that 17:41 < Heresiarch> Jekotia: what's the difference? 17:41 <+DomLS3> I don’t have a high turnover rate at corporate 17:41 < genr8_> Holo: these are very ambitious 17:41 < Sousapro> Jekotia: I wouldn't go around your boss on stuff like that. Get a copy of the licensing and make sure that it's actually free. If you get the okay, keep the wording of the license on a local share. 17:41 < Holo> ikr? 17:41 <+DomLS3> most of my terminations are remote 17:41 < genr8_> gets you excited tho 17:41 < Holo> genr8_ wayland is already the default on fedora 17:41 < genr8_> the program has a ton of potential and with the communities help it could get there, lets just hope the company doesnt cockblock it 17:42 < genr8_> i know, its kinda important 17:42 < Holo> wayland + vulkan = linux wet dream 17:42 < tsarbomba> heresiarch, the secret is ALWAYS to say "dad told me to ask you if it's ok" 17:42 < tsarbomba> even if dad said expressly not to ask mom. 17:43 < tsarbomba> if you don't play the parents off each other you'll never get anywhere 17:43 < AnimalFarmPig> Holo: non-network-transparent display server, 3/10 17:43 < Holo> AnimalFarmPig everyone uses VNC these days 17:43 < AnimalFarmPig> ... 17:43 < Holo> :P 17:43 < dragonfleas> Is there a way to get exchange to auto deactivate emails when the AD user becomes disabled? 17:44 < Holo> Xorg over the network is poor for remote use 17:44 < AnimalFarmPig> works great for me 17:44 < Heresiarch> and now, lunch. 17:44 < genr8_> why holo 17:44 < Holo> works great for me meme 17:44 < mal_will> scripts dragonfleas 17:44 < genr8_> PowerShell 17:44 < dragonfleas> I just didn't know if there was an integrated way to do it 17:44 < AnimalFarmPig> srs 17:45 < Holo> genr8_ the performance for me is poor vs VNC 17:45 < Jekotia> Heresiarch, Sousapro: I'm not trying to use boss 2 to get a different answer. Boss 1 is under a lot of stress, which makes him difficult to have a proper conversation with. In addition, he's Greek with a thick accent and English is VERY noticably his second language. On a good day, effective communication is a struggle. That's why I want to check with Boss 2, as he knows Boss 1 much better and may 17:45 < dragonfleas> I'm sure I could probably find a prewritten script online for that 17:45 < Jekotia> have some insight. IDFK if that sort of thing would be appropriate though. It's more of a "so I'm having problems talking to your friend clearly..." thing than the mom-day example 17:45 < genr8_> its worse. yea 17:45 < AnimalFarmPig> I start remote X clients all the time 17:45 < genr8_> its ENOUGH tho 17:45 < genr8_> we have enough bandwidth to send a screen and shit 17:45 < AnimalFarmPig> I wouldn't want to do it over a slow, high latency WAN link, but luckily, I don't need to do that 17:45 < genr8_> maybe not watch videos over it 17:45 < AnimalFarmPig> works great over a local network 17:45 < mal_will> Jekotia: You're justifying it here, but you almost never get to justify things in real life 17:46 < Holo> genr8_ thats the thing tho, I am CLI for 99% and GUI for a home remote desktop 17:46 < mal_will> If you're afraid it will come off wrong, it probably will 17:46 < genr8_> same 17:46 < genr8_> though it would be nice to remote into a VM in the future 17:46 < Jekotia> mal_will: I'm autistic. I'm ALWAYS worried it will come off wrong. I'm shit with people. 17:46 < Holo> genr8_ I can do that with vmware? 17:46 < Holo> built in vnc server for the vms 17:47 < AnimalFarmPig> Holo: don't all those solutions get a whole desktop? Not just an individual X client? 17:47 < genr8_> yea 17:47 < dragonfleas> Jekotia, i always wonder how that effects people in the job place that suffer from autism 17:47 < Holo> AnimalFarmPig ya but I never had the need for an individual X client 17:47 < genr8_> and you need a whole computer 17:47 < Holo> ever 17:47 < AnimalFarmPig> I use them all the time 17:47 < dragonfleas> worked with a guy that has aspergers before and he had a REALLY rough time, i felt terrible 17:47 < AnimalFarmPig> over a local network 17:47 < genr8_> what if you were on a tablet or something 17:47 < Holo> AnimalFarmPig we just have different needs 17:48 < AnimalFarmPig> yeah, and wayland ignores mine 17:48 < Holo> :s 17:49 < Holo> Nick Bolton CEO of Symless Posted yesterday at 05:37 AM Sadly, Jerry is leaving (we'll miss you @Jerry Hou), so this will set Synergy 2.1 back a few months while we find his replacement. 17:49 < Holo> dam 17:49 < Holo> time to give up on 2.0 17:50 < genr8_> was that the XinyHou github guy ? 17:50 < genr8_> i forget his actual handle 17:50 < genr8_> but he commited a ton of commits 17:50 < Holo> ya 17:50 < Holo> the backbone of the software 17:51 < genr8_> wonderful 17:51 < scwizard> "We've chosen not to document this because it isn't a feature we want to officially support. We are supporting it for backwards compatibility reasons for folks that were putting plugins in their Vagrantfile. But we're pretending it doesn't exist." 17:51 < scwizard> ewwww 17:51 < genr8_> hah 17:51 < Holo> oh god 17:52 < mal_will> behavioral psychology books are p useful for getting past not understanding how to talk to people 17:53 < Hunterkll> i'm receiving 17:53 < Hunterkll> every few weeks 17:54 < Hunterkll> random bitcoin in my wallet 17:54 < Hunterkll> from unkown address 17:54 < Reverend> Yo today's gone wellll quick 17:54 < Reverend> feels like it's like 1pom 17:54 < Reverend> pm* 17:54 < DrGibby|> Hunterkll: awesome! 17:54 < hxcsp> Hunterkll: that was meant for me, you need to send it to me instead k 17:54 < Hunterkll> it's only like .001 17:54 < Hunterkll> but still amusing 17:54 < Hunterkll> actually no, this is only the second time 17:54 < Hunterkll> and last time was 2/22 17:54 < scwizard> I guess I should use .vagrantplugins 17:54 < Hunterkll> most recent 4/6 17:54 < scwizard> until they remove it 17:54 < Hatsjoe> Still like 6 euros Hunterkll 17:55 < Hunterkll> it sends just fine to my coinbase account to transfer into gdax 17:55 < Hunterkll> so i don't question it really 17:55 < Hunterkll> i just don't know why it says unknown 17:55 < Hunterkll> lol 17:55 < Stoob> Hunterkll: you got your bitcoin address listed on some project page? 17:55 < Hunterkll> uhhh 17:55 < Hunterkll> i mean 17:55 < Hunterkll> i've said it in this channel before 17:56 < Hatsjoe> Someone in here must really like you 17:57 < Hunterkll> no fuckin' clue 17:57 < Hunterkll> whatever, it's out of the wallet now, so it's safe 17:57 < Hunterkll> lol 17:57 < dragonfleas> i added a new email account in exchange for a user on monday, it's thursday and he's still not showing up in GAL, and the checkbox for "hide from address list" isn't checked 17:57 < dragonfleas> any ideas? 17:57 < Hunterkll> here's the source wallet 17:58 < Hunterkll> https://blockchain.info/address/3FgaPVVkYkPwv3h7qurckgzb4b4fW5D4fD 17:58 < tsarbomba> on-prem or o365? 17:58 < dragonfleas> on-prem 17:58 < Hunterkll> maybe it's my share of tx feels from a pool? 17:58 < Hunterkll> fees 17:58 < Hunterkll> do pools even do that? 17:59 < tsarbomba> actually, shouldn't matter. fire up powershell and get-aduser 18:00 < dragonfleas> tsarbomba, i just ran the update command for the offline address book 18:00 < dragonfleas> i'll see if that works 18:00 < tsarbomba> or you could get-aduser -properties and confirm that your user account has msexch properties, including mailboxrecipienttype 18:00 < tsarbomba> (or mailrecipienttype?) 18:00 < dragonfleas> microsoft is creating a linux distro....what in tarnation 18:00 < tsarbomba> recipienttypedetails 18:01 < tsarbomba> recipientdisplaytype 18:01 < tsarbomba> those would be the two you're looking for 18:01 < tsarbomba> msexchrecipientdisplaytype should be 1 i believe 18:02 < tsarbomba> oh good some asshole cold-transferred a customer to my extension 18:02 * tsarbomba watches as it goes to voicemail so the caller can excoriate the asshole, giving me the name of the guilty party 18:03 < tsarbomba> then i can have the "what's more important, debugging the broken fucking applet that is creating 20gb/day logs or hand-holding your idiot customer through some shit we don't/shouldn't support?) 18:03 < tsarbomba> )/" 18:03 < dragonfleas> ok well that GAL update didn't work 18:03 < tsarbomba> you're just not gonna bother opening powershell at all, are you? 18:03 < dragonfleas> i'm in powershell right now 18:03 < tsarbomba> exchange guesswork ride or die 18:03 < tsarbomba> okay and what did get-aduser tell you about the user account's exchange properties 18:04 < dragonfleas> it didn't telll me anything 18:04 < dragonfleas> it just gave me the object properties 18:04 < tsarbomba> you didn't try it, did you 18:05 < tsarbomba> uh, and what was the msexchrecipientdisplaytype property? 18:05 < dragonfleas> it wanted me to put in pipeline info whenever i used the -properties switch 18:05 < tsarbomba> holy fucking shit 18:05 < tsarbomba> pipe it through select *msexch* 18:05 < dragonfleas> LOL 18:07 < dragonfleas> Get-AdUser -properties user.name | select msexch ? 18:07 * Hunterkll blinks 18:07 * Hunterkll walks away 18:08 < Hunterkll> dragonfleas, this is microsoft's 3rd linux distro, iirc 18:08 < Hunterkll> first one was for network hardware 18:08 < dragonfleas> oof 18:08 < Hunterkll> or was that BSD based 18:08 < Hunterkll> dragonfleas, yea man you're like 3 years behind the times, far, far beyond that 18:08 < Hunterkll> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Microsoft_Linux_distributions 18:09 < dragonfleas> tsarbomba, sorry my syntax was fucked up 18:09 < Hunterkll> https://news.slashdot.org/story/16/06/09/1827256/microsoft-has-created-its-own-freebsd 18:09 < Hunterkll> FreeBSD for azure 18:09 < tsarbomba> Get-AdUser -Properties * | select *msexch* 18:09 < Hunterkll> dragonfleas, and remember, historically, Microsoft WAS a major UNIX vendor back in the day too 18:09 < JFDkthx> Hunterkll: you missed it yesterday when dragonfleas was talking about his 2003 functional level 18:09 < tsarbomba> or "select msexch*" 18:09 < tsarbomba> most if not all of the important properties begin with msexch 18:09 < Hunterkll> They didn't stop using their own UNIX internally until .... '98? '99? 18:09 < JFDkthx> dragonfleas: you ever fix your domain join. 18:09 < Hunterkll> for their OS mastering and mail system 18:09 < Hunterkll> lol 18:10 < tsarbomba> okay now i'm having a newbie moment. you know how within the ftp command line in linux/unix/bsd/dos/etc. you can use "open "? what's the equivalent within the sftp linux CLI app? 18:10 < Hunterkll> '96 18:10 < JFDkthx> anyone here work in a really silo'd corpie env? 18:10 < tsarbomba> "open" no workie 18:10 < Hunterkll> Windows 95 was masterd on Xenix, and internally, until they moved to Excahnge, they ran on m68k based xenix systems for emial 18:10 < Hunterkll> lol 18:10 < tsarbomba> nor "connect" 18:10 < dragonfleas> tsarbomba, i got results for msexchservername guid, descriptor, template, policylink, displaytype, type details, UAC, and version of exch 18:11 < tsarbomba> you didn't get msexchrecipientdisplaytype, msexchrecipienttypedetails, etc? 18:11 < tsarbomba> oh, yeah, you did 18:11 < tsarbomba> what's the display type 18:11 < dragonfleas> yeah i did 18:12 < dragonfleas> 1073741824 18:12 < tsarbomba> and type details? 18:12 < dragonfleas> 1 18:12 < dragonfleas> what do those numbers mean? 18:12 < dragonfleas> like 18:12 < dragonfleas> the first one 18:12 < dragonfleas> i get that the type details is probably a switch that's either 0 or 1 18:13 < meowschwitz> tsarbomba: there isnt one 18:13 < tsarbomba> ACLableMailboxUser displaytype 18:13 < tsarbomba> that's the correct one 18:13 < tsarbomba> meowschwitz so just close sftp and relaunch from cli 18:13 < tsarbomba> that seems...inefficient 18:13 < meowschwitz> yes 18:13 < ScottAbraham> j 18:13 < ScottAbraham> i used xenix 18:13 < tsarbomba> ftp got it right decades earlier 18:13 * tsarbomba becomes angry at gnu 18:14 < meowschwitz> sftp needs the ssh tunnel to be established before it goes into interactive mode so that ssh takes care of e.g. auth forwarding pinentry and so on 18:14 < Hunterkll> whew 18:14 < Hunterkll> did my account figures and realized i was coming up like $700 short 18:14 < Hunterkll> whoops 18:14 < tsarbomba> so by your parameters that mailbox should show up in GALs, powershell searches, etc. 18:14 < Hunterkll> it's in my pocket 18:14 < Hunterkll> lol 18:14 < meowschwitz> also 18:14 < meowschwitz> i am going to go home 18:14 < meowschwitz> order some food 18:14 < dragonfleas> tsarbomba, maybe there's a service that's not started 18:14 < meowschwitz> and play space dwarves 18:15 < meowschwitz> cuz fuck you 18:15 < tsarbomba> check for other GALs that maybe this one is getting shunted to? 18:15 < tsarbomba> or check the default GAL in powershell 18:15 < GreyKite> meowschwitz: space dwarves? 18:15 < dragonfleas> tsarbomba, no one is able to see this guy in GAL 18:15 < meowschwitz> GreyKite: https://www.deeprockgalactic.com/ 18:16 < tsarbomba> meowschwitz good point, i just assumed sftp would handle the tunnel establishment as part of its normal connection 18:16 < tsarbomba> but for all i know the "sftp" prompt is just a rejiggered "ftp" application 18:16 < tsarbomba> oh well. slightly more typing/up-arrow nonsense 18:16 < mal_will> Did you mark to hide from exchange address lists? 18:17 < tsarbomba> does "no one" include you and the powershell get-globaladdresslist cmdlet? 18:17 < GreyKite> meowschwitz: this looks like my kind of game, guess I need to spin up a Win10 VM 18:17 < meowschwitz> tsarbomba: ftp had a trivial protocol that every client could implement, ssh doesn't, because a part of the protocol involves interaction, PAM and so on 18:17 < tsarbomba> meowschwitz, nod 18:17 < tsarbomba> i'm just...slightly disappointed :D 18:17 < tsarbomba> one less data point for the 'linux > *' school 18:17 < meowschwitz> GreyKite: levels are procedurally generated so its insanely replayable and has this feeling of "omg its happening" that few other games do 18:18 < GreyKite> meowschwitz: I'm a huge fan of *good* procedural generation 18:18 < meowschwitz> tsarbomba: you can't do site to site transfers either 18:18 < meowschwitz> because sftp is NOT ftp 18:18 <+TuxedoJack> There's something magical about being given carte blanche to tell a client to fuck off (due to nonpayment) 18:18 < meowschwitz> GreyKite: also the dwarves are cranky and hilarious 18:18 < tsarbomba> eh in this case i'm just spot-checking sftp credentials because dev seems to think error 10058 can be generated by sftp on authentication failure 18:19 < tsarbomba> which is possible because of aforementioned tunnel creation/connection phases 18:19 < tsarbomba> but the first one i tested worked. so when i dropped out of the connection and hit the sftp> prompt i was like "hmm, open doesn't work. thefuck?" 18:19 < tsarbomba> anyway TIL 18:19 < dragonfleas> tsarbomba, does the account need to be logged into before it shows up in GAL 18:19 < tsarbomba> i don't believe so 18:19 < dragonfleas> i didn't think so either 18:20 < tsarbomba> how many GALs does powershell see in total 18:20 < tsarbomba> for the organization 18:20 < tsarbomba> also did you take outlook out of caching mode for any of the users who can't see the new entry 18:21 < dragonfleas> it was cached mode -__________- 18:22 < dragonfleas> i took mine out of cached mode and it was like HEY GAL U UPDATE NOW 18:22 < dragonfleas> jesus 18:22 < dragonfleas> why is there never a delay that big before 18:22 < dragonfleas> but there is now 18:22 < meowschwitz> stop powershell 18:22 < meowschwitz> windows did 9/11 18:22 < dragonfleas> ^ 18:23 < meowschwitz> god I am so sick of PHP's shticks 18:23 < meowschwitz> i swear im going to wrap the php crapboxes in docker 18:23 < meowschwitz> just so that i could be sick of docker's shticks instead 18:23 < meowschwitz> kid you not 18:24 < gnupluslinux> have you tried our lord and savior javascript and its dynamically typed at runtime variables? 18:25 < tsarbomba> so did it work after you took it out of cached mode? 18:28 < vavkamil> any content security policy guru? 18:29 < JFDkthx> vavkamil: ask 18:29 < JFDkthx> ur q 18:31 < gnupluslinux> G U R U 18:31 < dragonfleas> tsarbomba, yes 18:31 < JFDkthx> S P U M G U R U 18:31 < dragonfleas> thanks 18:32 < scwizard> man 18:32 < Gencade> man 18:32 < scwizard> i'm dealing with undocumented vagrant stuff on top of undocumented vagrant stuff 18:32 < vavkamil> just reading documentation 18:32 < JFDkthx> scwizard: build a wall 18:32 < JFDkthx> keep the undocumented vagrants out 18:32 < scwizard> lol 18:33 < JFDkthx> i swear to god if deezer plays iron maiden one more time i canceling my subscription 18:35 < tsarbomba> \o/ 18:35 < Bru-> fack 18:35 < tsarbomba> s/canceling my subscription/will give them all my money 18:35 <+layer-eight> JFDkthx meant: "i swear to god if deezer plays iron maiden one more time i will give them all my money" 18:35 < Bru-> Datto doesnt support ReFS 18:35 < Bru-> :( 18:35 < tsarbomba> lol datto 18:35 < kuahara> There someone here with pentesting experience that I can PM for a bit? 18:35 < JFDkthx> bro there is only one band worse than iron maiden 18:36 * tsarbomba throws jfdkthx down the quarry 18:36 < JFDkthx> i'll give you three guesses 18:36 < JFDkthx> you'll only need 1 18:36 < tsarbomba> i will frogstomp you on behalf of steve harris 18:36 <+DomLS3> JFDkthx: nickelback? 18:36 < JFDkthx> queen is the only band worse than iron maiden 18:36 <+DomLS3> queen is pretty bad 18:36 < JFDkthx> nickelback is as bad 18:36 < tsarbomba> okay now you're asking for it 18:37 < JFDkthx> tsarbomba: should be well known by now that i hate queen 18:37 <+DomLS3> JFDkthx: he has me blocked but tell him that pearl jam and nirvana suck as well 18:37 <+DomLS3> I bet he rages hard 18:37 < tsarbomba> s/queen/talent 18:37 <+layer-eight> JFDkthx meant: "tsarbomba: should be well known by now that i hate talent" 18:37 < JFDkthx> DomLS3: i replied to you 18:37 < JFDkthx> dingus 18:37 < JFDkthx> why would i block you 18:37 <+DomLS3> JFDkthx: not you 18:37 <+DomLS3> dingus 18:37 < JFDkthx> oh 18:37 <+DomLS3> tsarbomba has me blocked 18:37 <+DomLS3> JFDkthx: “he” has me blocked but tell him that pearl jam and nirvana suck as well 18:37 < dragonfleas> anybody here listen to NOFX 18:37 < JFDkthx> pearl jam and nirvana also suck 18:37 < tsarbomba> okay i think i have the proof i need for the devs that their errors aren't my probloem 18:37 < tsarbomba> dragonfleas, are you a member of the brews 18:37 < tsarbomba> sporting anti-swastika tattoos 18:37 < JFDkthx> dragonfleas: i bet you like them 18:38 < GreyKite> dragonfleas: I have from time to time 18:38 < tsarbomba> the puppies are coming out for summer in miami 18:38 * tsarbomba drools on window 18:39 < JFDkthx> tsarbomba: it's still snowing here. 18:39 < JFDkthx> i miss florida. 18:39 < GreyKite> I'm at the point where I don't give a shit what anyone thinks of my tastes. I grew up in a city that loves music but if you don't listen to either super indie shit or absolute classics, you have shit taste 18:39 < tsarbomba> well if you've got a thing for girls in parkas that might work for you too 18:39 < dragonfleas> i've been getting into some older punk music lately 18:39 < dragonfleas> nofx is lit 18:39 < gnupluslinux> nashville? 18:39 < JFDkthx> dragonfleas: i bet you like black flag too 18:39 < GreyKite> dragonfleas: yeah? what else do you listen to? 18:39 < GreyKite> gnupluslinux: Austin 18:40 < JFDkthx> gnupluslinux: nashville isnt really the indie scene 18:40 <+DomLS3> nashville is country 18:40 <+DomLS3> straight country 18:40 < tsarbomba> nashville is about as 'establishment' as music gets 18:40 < gnupluslinux> true 18:40 < JFDkthx> i would say nasvhille is more singer songwriter nowaday 18:40 < dragonfleas> powerviolence 18:40 <+DomLS3> yeah it’s where everyone moves to trying to “make it big” 18:40 < gnupluslinux> i just associate nashville with music elitism 18:40 < tsarbomba> although i'm a fan of some americana 18:40 < tsarbomba> nashville isn't even really the center of americana any more 18:40 < JFDkthx> i would say the same about portland 18:41 < dragonfleas> GreyKite, mostly hardcore punk 18:41 < dragonfleas> like 18:41 < dragonfleas> terror 18:41 < GreyKite> dragonfleas: ever heard of the cromags? 18:41 < dragonfleas> no 18:41 < JFDkthx> austin has always been indie because of sxsw 18:41 < tsarbomba> hardcore? like minor threat? 18:41 < tsarbomba> or newer hardcore like sick of it all? 18:41 < dragonfleas> tsarbomba, minor threat is lit 18:41 < GreyKite> dragonfleas: go listen to some cromags 18:41 < GreyKite> bad brains 18:41 < JFDkthx> dragonfleas: go listen to woody guthrie 18:42 < dragonfleas> i'm good on woody guthrie lol 18:42 < JFDkthx> bitch 18:42 < dragonfleas> GreyKite, i'm listening to best wishes right now and this is good 18:43 < GreyKite> dragonfleas: dead kennedys? 18:43 < tsarbomba> don't limit yourself, dragonfleas 18:43 < GreyKite> because if not, dead kennedys 18:43 < m4221> DomLS3: thanks for your help 18:43 < tsarbomba> when you reach a point that you can play germs back to back with woody guthrie you've reached musical stasis 18:43 < dragonfleas> i don't really like dead kennedys lol 18:43 < dragonfleas> weird ass vocals 18:44 < tsarbomba> that's jello 18:44 < dragonfleas> there's a new band that's come around that's got an old school sound 18:44 < tsarbomba> false vibrato and all 18:44 < GreyKite> dragonfleas: fair enough, if you know them and don't like them, that's fine 18:44 < dragonfleas> called turnstile 18:44 < Bru-> anyone here use ReFS file systems actively? 18:44 < dragonfleas> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yQTDyqW_lg 18:44 <+layer-eight> YouTube Turnstile - Gravity (audio) by 2014-10-30T20:09:19.000Z (duration: 3:11) on Fri Oct 31 03:09:19 UTC 2014, 2014-10-30T20:09:19.000Z views 18:44 < dragonfleas> listen to this song 18:44 < GreyKite> tsarbomba: there are things I like and things I don't like 18:44 <+DomLS3> m4221: what did I help with? I forgot already 18:45 < tsarbomba> greykite ,just as long as you don't use the artificial construct of genre to make that determination 18:45 < dragonfleas> they sound kinda like rage 18:45 < m4221> DomLS3: extending a volume with an active edb 18:45 <+DomLS3> ah yes 18:45 < Casteil> hope the company owner doesn't take this the wrong way but I just asked him what my boss's favorite liquors are XD 18:45 <+DomLS3> you’re welcome. You got it all sorted out? 18:45 < m4221> DomLS3: we are moving shit to other vols 18:45 < GreyKite> tsarbomba: I don't but there are certain things that I don't like as a sound that are specific to a genre. So in general, I don't like country, but there are plenty of country songs that I like 18:45 < Casteil> (he and my boss have been friends for a long time) 18:45 < tsarbomba> seems to be a popular idea 18:46 < tsarbomba> i won't go out of my way for country music but i won't lie and say i haven't heard country i like 18:46 < GreyKite> tsarbomba: I also don't actively seek out classic rock anymore either, it mostly doesn't do it for me anymore 18:46 < tsarbomba> eh i have some classic rock stations 18:47 < GreyKite> but if queen comes on the radio, I'll still sing along 18:47 < tsarbomba> easy to "fire and forget" for background music for a while 18:47 < tsarbomba> of course, i can say the same about a lot of different styles 18:47 < dragonfleas> i honestly despise rock and roll 18:47 < dragonfleas> i can't listen to any of it 18:48 < dragonfleas> but i will say it was a paradigm shift for music and music culture 18:48 < tsarbomba> this queen song came on the radio about two weeks ago and i was on the interstate. i started driving fast and recklessly: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0kTkxhyWNo 18:48 <+layer-eight> YouTube Queen - Stone Cold Crazy (Official Lyric Video) by 2014-10-09T13:02:49.000Z (duration: 2:22) on Thu Oct 09 20:02:49 UTC 2014, 2014-10-09T13:02:49.000Z views 18:48 < tsarbomba> the title track on that same album does it for me too 18:48 < GreyKite> dragonfleas: rock and roll covers a lot, all the way back to before what we call classic rock now 18:49 < tsarbomba> further back than that. all the way back to "oldies" like elvis, chuck berry, crossover doo-wop artists 18:49 < tsarbomba> no rock in the '50s = no punk in the '70s-80s 18:49 < tsarbomba> go back further. no jazz or blues in the early part of the century = no rock in the '50s 18:50 < tsarbomba> imagine everybody listening to 'standards' on pop radio 18:50 * tsarbomba has a minor stroke just thinking about it 18:50 < GreyKite> but I can appreciate the derivatives without liking the original 18:50 < tsarbomba> oh, sure. but it's not that hard to organically enjoy the old stuff 18:50 < dragonfleas> ^ 18:50 < dragonfleas> GreyKite, ++ 18:50 < precise> test 18:51 < precise> k 18:51 < dragonfleas> k 18:51 < tsarbomba> YOU FAIL, PRECISE 18:51 * tsarbomba jams a tinfoil hat onto precise's head 18:51 < dragonfleas> tsarbomba, i don't go out of my way to listen to classic rock, but i can appreciate it for what it is 18:51 * precise smacks tsarbomba with his abnormally large trout 18:51 < dragonfleas> my go to music is hardcore, pop punk, and midwest emo (yes that's a fucking genre) 18:51 < DrGibby|> s/trout/not a penis 18:52 < tsarbomba> what's midwest emo? like ATDI? 18:52 < dragonfleas> ummm 18:52 < dragonfleas> yellowcard 18:52 < tsarbomba> people always classified ATDI as "emo". i just hear them as a heavy rock band. 18:52 < tsarbomba> oh. yellowcard is power pop to me. 18:52 < AnimalFarmPig> https://i.redd.it/03f6071xljs01.png Elon Musk is truly the savior of humanity 18:52 < tsarbomba> most 'emo' bands are 18:52 < dragonfleas> yellowcard is one of the midwest emo starting bands lol 18:52 < dragonfleas> there's a band i saw recently called mom jeans 18:52 < dragonfleas> they're hilarious 18:53 < dragonfleas> american football 18:53 < tsarbomba> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iX14BBejEVE 18:53 <+layer-eight> YouTube At The Drive-In - Rascuache by 2008-12-09T00:29:37.000Z (duration: 3:22) on Tue Dec 09 07:29:37 UTC 2008, 2008-12-09T00:29:37.000Z views 18:53 < dragonfleas> is another midwest emo band 18:53 < DrGibby|> I remember yellowcard heh 18:53 < dragonfleas> everyone only knows yellowcard because of ocean avenue 18:53 < tsarbomba> i remember yellowcard showed up on the first 'punk goes pop' album 18:53 < tsarbomba> trying to remember what they covered 18:53 < tsarbomba> heh. michelle branch "everywhere" 18:54 < dragonfleas> at the drive-in is DEFINITELY emo 18:54 < technonerd> now this is what i call punk 5 18:54 < tsarbomba> what's the defining characteristic of "emo" in that case 18:54 < dragonfleas> shameless wiki link 18:54 < dragonfleas> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Midwest_emo 18:55 < dragonfleas> it's only slightly descriptive 18:55 < tsarbomba> in other words, what makes yellowcard, ATDI, new found glory, fugazi and dashboard confessional all the same genre 18:55 < dragonfleas> emo has like punk styled vocals, with generally melodic or mathy type riffs 18:55 < DrGibby|> SO MANY BANDS I FORGOT EXISTED 18:55 < GreyKite> tsarbomba: I don't listen to them? 18:56 < DrGibby|> and I wish I could forget them again 18:56 < dragonfleas> lmao new found glory 18:56 < tsarbomba> eh three of the bands i named are from florida and one is from the east coast 18:56 < AnimalFarmPig> a language is just a dialect with an army 18:56 < tsarbomba> ATDI is classic, drgibby 18:56 < dragonfleas> dashboard confessional was my shit when i was a kid 18:56 < AnimalFarmPig> there's got to be something similar to that with music and marketing departments 18:56 < DrGibby|> tsarbomba: I was never a fan of emo 18:56 < R-TypeEman> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rv6r0pB-KkA needs moar emo kid song 18:56 <+layer-eight> YouTube The Emo Kid Song by 2006-10-12T21:22:58.000Z (duration: 3:16) on Fri Oct 13 04:22:58 UTC 2006, 2006-10-12T21:22:58.000Z views 18:56 < DrGibby|> prob cost me a relationship once 18:56 < tsarbomba> ATDI directly led to mars volta and mars volta was fucking amazing 18:56 < DrGibby|> eh 18:56 < tsarbomba> yeah see everyone just assumes these bands are "emo" 18:57 < tsarbomba> nobody can explain what makes them so 18:57 < dragonfleas> music genre's are = sysadmin titles at small organizations, they mean similar things, but vary a ton 18:57 < GreyKite> I'm not a huge mars volta fan but I get the appeal 18:57 < DrGibby|> samesies 18:57 < dragonfleas> i don't like mars volta at all 18:58 < tsarbomba> i remember when mars volta showed up on a local college's 'progressive metal' show and the calls wer esplit down the middle. half of them were effusive with praise and half were like "what the fuck is this shit?" 18:58 < dragonfleas> jesus 18:58 < dragonfleas> anybody here know c9 sneaky from the pro league team? 18:58 < tsarbomba> is this gaming talk 18:58 < dragonfleas> yes 18:59 < GreyKite> dragonfleas: personally? because I doubt he gets out much 18:59 < tsarbomba> lol 18:59 < dragonfleas> um 18:59 < GreyKite> I know of him 18:59 < dragonfleas> he did this cosplay 18:59 < dragonfleas> and it's disturbing 18:59 < dragonfleas> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMcPxpUIuT8 18:59 <+layer-eight> YouTube C9 Sneaky | SIVIR COSPLAY by 2018-04-18T00:45:04.000Z (duration: 11:09) on Wed Apr 18 07:45:04 UTC 2018, 2018-04-18T00:45:04.000Z views 18:59 < GreyKite> pass 18:59 < tsarbomba> risky click of the day 18:59 < GreyKite> that's gonna be a hard pass 18:59 < dragonfleas> it's R I S K Y 18:59 < GreyKite> that's a dude in chick cosplay 18:59 < GreyKite> PASS 18:59 < dragonfleas> tsarbomba, you're going to be like "wtf" 19:00 < dragonfleas> how the hell does he pass so well as a girl 19:00 < tsarbomba> okay so speaking of 'emo' apparently further seems forever is back together 19:00 < GreyKite> dra 19:00 < dragonfleas> why are there sirens going off in my city 19:00 < dragonfleas> wtf 19:00 < dragonfleas> nukes? 19:00 < GreyKite> dragonfleas: well, he's a pretty effeminate gay dude, they've been doing the drag thing forever 19:00 < DrGibby|> dragonfleas: please god yes 19:01 < dragonfleas> GreyKite, he's not gay 19:01 < tsarbomba> dragonfleas, you're still in miami? 19:01 * tsarbomba not hearing sirens 19:01 < GreyKite> dragonfleas: no? 19:01 < AnimalFarmPig> inb4 everything is on fire 19:01 < dragonfleas> tsarbomba, I've never even been to miami 19:01 < tsarbomba> oh 19:01 < tsarbomba> brainfart 19:01 * DrGibby| prays for a nuke 19:01 < tsarbomba> nevermind 19:01 < GreyKite> then maybe I'm thinking of the wrong thing 19:01 < dragonfleas> i'm oklahoma admin 19:01 < tsarbomba> so we know it's not a tsunami warning 19:01 < AnimalFarmPig> nailed it 19:01 < AnimalFarmPig> everything on fire 19:01 < tsarbomba> ^ 19:01 < tsarbomba> "ALL THE CORN IS GONE" 19:02 < DrGibby|> or, ya know, a tornado 19:02 < tsarbomba> it's probably tulsa falling into a sinkhole thanks to fracking 19:02 < tsarbomba> drgibby, "ALL THE CORN IS GONE" 19:02 < DrGibby|> which I would be ok with at this point too 19:02 < AnimalFarmPig> I miss the fracking related earthquakes in Dallas. Haven't had one in far too long 19:03 < tsarbomba> thankfully fracking is no longer a problem now that we're just blowing the tops off mountains again 19:03 < AnimalFarmPig> like God intended 19:04 < dragonfleas> yeah it was a tornado 19:04 < dragonfleas> our main HQ just got destroyed 19:04 < dragonfleas> time to prepare 3 envelopes 19:04 < bigchim> The Gods will not save you... 19:04 < dragonfleas> we have no off-site backups actually LOL 19:05 < bigchim> lol rip 19:05 < GreyKite> dragonfleas: I didn't go to oklahoma but if it's anything like arkansas, you have my condolences 19:08 < precise> /!\/!\/!\ SCOTT STIENER WEDNESDAY BITCHES /!\/!\/!\ 19:08 < precise> HE'S FAT! 19:10 < JFDkthx> look who came crawling back 19:10 < JFDkthx> it's precise 19:10 < JFDkthx> just couldnt give us up 19:11 < Gencade> JFDkthx, just fucking die thanks 19:11 < AnimalFarmPig> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NcPvmk4vfo he would never give us up 19:11 <+layer-eight> YouTube Never Gonna Give You Up (8 Bit Remix Cover Version) [Tribute to Rick Astley] - 8 Bit Universe by 2015-01-10T06:32:05.000Z (duration: 3:17) on Sat Jan 10 13:32:05 UTC 2015, 2015-01-10T06:32:05.000Z views 19:11 < AnimalFarmPig> damn you layer-eight! 19:12 < JFDkthx> lol 19:12 < alazare619> precise: big poppy pump is fat now? 19:13 < alazare619> the roids must of turned on him 19:13 < precise> alazare619: give me that fuckin mic 19:13 * precise +q's alazare619 19:15 < tsarbomba> well i've never been to spain 19:15 < tsarbomba> but i've been to oklahoma 19:15 < tsarbomba> well they tell me i was born there 19:15 < tsarbomba> but i really don't remember 19:15 < alazare619> tsarbomba: oklahoma is a shit state 19:16 < alazare619> ask me how i know? 19:16 < alazare619> i lived there only shortly... 19:16 < alazare619> its a shit state 19:16 < DrGibby|> everyone knows Oklahoma is a shit state 19:16 < JFDkthx> was it shit before or after you moved there 19:16 < GreyKite> arkansas is pretty shit too 19:16 < mrghostman> oklahoma is a very poor state 19:17 < DrGibby|> Trailer Parkansas is the worst state 19:17 < Heresiarch> s/poor state/poor state by choice/ 19:17 <+layer-eight> mrghostman meant: "oklahoma is a very poor state by choice" 19:17 < DrGibby|> yeah, just tell everyone in OK to pull themselves up by their bootstraps 19:17 < AnimalFarmPig> I visited OKC when a previous employer was thinking of transferring me there. I thought it was nice. 19:17 < JFDkthx> i only hate driving through arkansas 19:17 < alazare619> oklahoma litterally just needs to legalize marijuana and tax it 19:17 < AnimalFarmPig> I really liked Norman. 19:17 < JFDkthx> on the 440 there was always fucking construction 19:17 < JFDkthx> always 19:17 < Heresiarch> DrGibby|: ain't the people, per se. It's who represents them. 19:17 < alazare619> they would go into surplus and be able to give the kids books at school that ARENT 25 years old... 19:18 < GreyKite> JFDkthx: you can always tell when you hit arkansas because the rodes suddenly go to shit 19:18 < DrGibby|> if the people are poor they can just work harder to get more money 19:18 < DrGibby|> duh 19:18 < alazare619> GreyKite: have you not been to oklahoma 19:18 < gnupluslinux> #stopbeinbpoor 19:18 < DrGibby|> its the americunt way 19:18 < AnimalFarmPig> alazare619: they should also let people buy cold beer that's not 3.2 19:18 < GreyKite> alazare619: no 19:18 < alazare619> GreyKite: lost a damn rim to a pot hole in oklahoma 19:18 < JFDkthx> GreyKite: the transition from tejas roads to arkansas was abrupt 19:18 < alazare619> no way to avoid the hole either 19:18 < Gencade> DrGibby|, eat a jackhammer 19:18 < mrghostman> AnimalFarmPig: they do, just at the liquor store 19:18 < GreyKite> JFDkthx: yup, smooth sailing straight into a pothole 19:18 * DrGibby| farts on Gencade 19:18 < AnimalFarmPig> mrghostman: I thought it had to be unrefridgerated at the liquor store? 19:18 < DrGibby|> OK is a giant pothole 19:19 < alazare619> no sign nothing i was visiting...the locals obviously knew it was there but me nope boom taco'd rim 19:19 < GreyKite> alazare619: nice roads are a priviledge not a right 19:19 < mrghostman> AnimalFarmPig: ignored the key word of COLD in your statement 19:19 < mrghostman> AnimalFarmPig: you are correct 19:20 < AnimalFarmPig> mrghostman: not being cold isn't a huge deal in the scheme of things, but kind of annoying when you're there to visit and the fridge in your hotel room wasn't turned on 19:21 < DrGibby|> I never buy warm beer 19:21 < AnimalFarmPig> and such a silly law. Like, I know why it exists, just silly though 19:21 < GreyKite> AnimalFarmPig: why does it exist? 19:21 < alazare619> Gencade: the best JFDkthx is the one is who is on ignore dont have to see his ignorant remarks 19:21 < GreyKite> what law are we talking about? 19:21 < AnimalFarmPig> GreyKite: so that you don't buy cold beer, walk out of the store and start drinking it 19:21 < mrghostman> AnimalFarmPig: what is funny about when i drive out there, a lot of mississippi allows you to have an open container in your vehicle 19:21 < AnimalFarmPig> GreyKite: unless said cold beer is 3.2% or lower 19:21 < GreyKite> AnimalFarmPig: have they ever met an alcoholic? they don't really give a shit what temp the booze is 19:22 < JFDkthx> s/the best JFDkthx is the one is who is on ignore dont have to see his ignorant remarks/im retarded? 19:22 <+layer-eight> alazare619 meant: "Gencade: im retarded?" 19:22 < AnimalFarmPig> mrghostman: nice. They outlawed it in TN a couple years ago when I lived there. I think it was outlawed here in TX in the early 00's. Sad. 19:22 < Casteil> wiat 19:22 < AnimalFarmPig> GreyKite: I care what temp the booze is at 19:22 < Casteil> this conversation isn't a result of me saying I asked my company owner what liquor my boss likes like an hour ago is it? 19:22 * Casteil scrolls up 19:23 < GreyKite> AnimalFarmPig: you can certainly still get a cold beer over 3.2% in TX 19:23 < Heresiarch> Casteil: nah, just complaints about midwest states. 19:23 < JFDkthx> AnimalFarmPig: its outlawed in texas? i coulda sworn i got cold beer in santonio 19:23 < gnupluslinux> s/midwest/flyover/ 19:23 <+layer-eight> Heresiarch meant: "Casteil: nah, just complaints about flyover states." 19:23 < AnimalFarmPig> GreyKite: in Texas, yes. We were talking about Oklahoma 19:23 < Casteil> central US are the flyover states, nice try though 19:23 < GreyKite> AnimalFarmPig: what was outlawed in TX in the early 00s then? 19:23 < Casteil> (I still don't know why they consider Michigan and Ohio "midwest") 19:24 < gnupluslinux> cause it aint a costal state 19:24 < AnimalFarmPig> GreyKite: passengers drinking in the car was outlawed in Texas in the early 00's 19:24 < gnupluslinux> boyyyeee 19:24 < GreyKite> AnimalFarmPig: ah, yes, that was 19:24 < Casteil> if we deal in quadrants MI/OH should be in the northeast 19:24 < JFDkthx> false 19:24 < Heresiarch> Casteil: between the Appalachians(sp) and the Rockies. 19:24 < JFDkthx> mi/oh should be in the gutter 19:24 < JFDkthx> where they belong 19:24 < Casteil> your face should be in the gutter, where it belongs 19:25 < JFDkthx> Casteil: i'd like to see you say that from the garbage bin 19:25 < JFDkthx> buddy 19:25 < JFDkthx> also 19:25 < Casteil> the name "midwest" doesn't make sense for the states it covers 19:25 < JFDkthx> estranger: GARBAGE DAY 19:25 < GreyKite> Casteil: no, it doesn't but I'm not going to argue with them 19:25 < Casteil> the old name, "North central" makes a lot more sense for minnesota, ND, SD, nebraska, etc 19:25 < tsarbomba> loooool. cop pulls up and parks in front of the coffee shop across the way. seconds after he disappears into the shop, some filthy dude walks up to the car, drops trou, and starts peeing on it 19:25 < Casteil> aaaaaanyway 19:25 < estranger> BANG 19:25 < Casteil> I need to find a (reasonably priced) small batch bourbon for my boss 19:25 < Casteil> says the company owner 19:26 < tsarbomba> so, moonshine 19:26 < Heresiarch> maaan. tfw when you forget about getting info on process limits via /proc. -.- 19:26 < Casteil> I'm not entirely sure bourbon qualifies as moonshine 19:27 < Casteil> >moonshine is defined as "clear, unaged whiskey" 19:28 < Casteil> yeah.. moonshine != bourbon 19:28 < tsarbomba> since when? 19:28 < AnimalFarmPig> s/getting info on process limits via /proc./Dre 19:28 <+layer-eight> Heresiarch meant: "maaan. tfw when you forget about proc./proc. -.-" 19:28 < tsarbomba> sounds like the coastal elites are redefining terms used by heartland americans for over a century 19:28 < Casteil> https://www.cnn.com/2015/06/17/world/moonshine-legal-golden-age/index.html 19:28 < tsarbomba> regexfail 19:28 < AnimalFarmPig> dammit 19:28 < AnimalFarmPig> should have escaped 19:28 < JFDkthx> bourbon was only limited to be produced in certain areas until last year right? 19:28 < tsarbomba> casteil, cnn is fake news. you should know this. 19:29 < tsarbomba> i think only kentucky and tennessee are "allowed" to produce bourbon 19:29 < Casteil> well given that the goal of moonshine was alcohol during the prohibition, people weren't too concerned about aging 19:29 < abakedapplepie> kentucky 19:29 < abakedapplepie> tennessee is not bourbon 19:29 < JFDkthx> that was reversed though 19:29 < tsarbomba> so if it's made in tennessee it's 'shine? 19:29 < abakedapplepie> no, its whisky 19:29 < tsarbomba> whiskEy maybe 19:29 < tsarbomba> not whisky 19:29 < abakedapplepie> sorry, yeah 19:29 < abakedapplepie> with the E 19:29 < Casteil> state that bourbon made for U.S. consumption[19] must be: 19:29 < Gencade> Bourbon 19:29 < abakedapplepie> and if its a corn mash, its "tennessee whiskey" 19:30 < abakedapplepie> aka jack daniels 19:30 < tsarbomba> why is it so hard to get drunk in the south 19:30 < tsarbomba> what. the. fuck. 19:30 < abakedapplepie> because bible belt 19:30 < JFDkthx> what are you talking about 19:30 < Casteil> produced in the us, from at least 51% corn, aged in oak barrels, distilled to no more than 160 proof, entered into barrel for aging at no more than 125 proof, and bottled at 80 proof or more 19:30 < JFDkthx> its easy af to get drunk in the south 19:30 < tsarbomba> 160 proof corn mash. jeeez. 19:30 < abakedapplepie> JFDkthx: not everywhere in the south 19:30 < Heresiarch> tsarbomba: depends on where you are. JAX, they don't give a fuuuuuuuck. 19:30 < JFDkthx> stop living in kentucky dry states 19:30 < abakedapplepie> especially near the coast 19:30 < tsarbomba> yeah florida's a little different 19:30 < abakedapplepie> the carolinas have back asswards laws 19:30 < Heresiarch> same with NOLA 19:31 < abakedapplepie> tennessee and kentucky have a lot of dry counties 19:31 < tsarbomba> the tourism here means lots of bars are open til 4, 5am and some huge liquor stores are 24/7 19:31 < AnimalFarmPig> I was so weirded out when I went to buy some booze in Kentucky and the liquor store was closed on some random Tuesday 19:31 < Casteil> abakedapplepie: Yep. Holdovers from the prohibition 19:31 < abakedapplepie> and even where liquor is legal, some jurisdictions have ridiculous stipulations 19:31 < AnimalFarmPig> and all the other ones were too 19:31 < AnimalFarmPig> turned out it was an election day 19:31 < abakedapplepie> theres a city in south carolina where you can only buy shooters 19:31 < Casteil> there's still some old laws in Michigan and ohio iirc 19:31 < JFDkthx> only thing i member in tn was cant sell it before 10 19:31 < abakedapplepie> if youre having a house party, youre buying a case of 1oz shooters 19:31 < Casteil> saying alcohol can't be sold sundays or after a certain time or w/e 19:31 < mrghostman> i wish more places had open container laws like Savannah. just walk around in the city with a 16oz cup of whatever 19:31 < abakedapplepie> they dont sell anything bigger than single shot servings 19:31 < AnimalFarmPig> bars and liquor stores had to close during election hours 19:32 < Casteil> I think MI got rid of the "can't buy alcohol on sunday" law 19:32 < Casteil> but I think either Ohio or wisconsin sitll has it 19:32 < abakedapplepie> mrghostman: milwaukee allows that 19:32 < tsarbomba> if you put it in a red solo cup law enforcement can't bother you 19:32 < AnimalFarmPig> JFDkthx: TN just got wine in grocery stores recently 19:32 < abakedapplepie> and the strip in las vegas 19:32 < JFDkthx> yeah 19:32 < tsarbomba> it's like the jedi mind trick of boozing outdoors 19:32 < AnimalFarmPig> JFDkthx: almost jeopardized by fear of people buying wine at the grocery store and buttchugging it 19:32 < JFDkthx> AnimalFarmPig: im too used to being on military bases with 24/7 liquor stores 19:33 < AnimalFarmPig> oh, neat 19:33 < tsarbomba> "you get drunk so much faster if you put it into your rectum" yeah maybe but i'll bet you've never seen a coke addict shove a bump up his own ass 19:33 < JFDkthx> tsarbomba: explain suppositories 19:33 < JFDkthx> checkmate buttchuggers 19:34 < abakedapplepie> everythings better in the butt 19:34 < tsarbomba> there are cocaine suppositories? 19:34 < tsarbomba> asking for a friend 19:34 < bigchim> ;) 19:34 < JFDkthx> i know a guy 19:34 < tsarbomba> murrika 19:34 < JFDkthx> ask alazare619 about shoving stuff up his ass 19:34 < bigchim> wouldn't you die of alcohol poisoning if you put it into your rectum? 19:34 < JFDkthx> enough of it 19:34 < JFDkthx> yeah 19:35 < JFDkthx> same thing with inhaling alcohol vapor 19:35 < AnimalFarmPig> yes, that's why wine in grocery stores in TN was almost delayed 19:35 < tsarbomba> life lesson: don't shove a magnum of champagne up your ass 19:35 < JFDkthx> it doesnt go through your digestive tract 19:35 < AnimalFarmPig> some college student died from buttchugging wine 19:35 < Casteil> you'd probably die of discomfort before anything. 19:35 < tsarbomba> fucking millennials are way too buttstuff-friendly 19:35 < AnimalFarmPig> ^ 19:35 < JFDkthx> tsarbomba: it all started with sharpies 19:35 < Casteil> pouring highly concentrated alcohol into your butthole probably isn't going to be enjoyable 19:35 < tsarbomba> i'm depressed now 19:35 * tsarbomba digs into a tub of tide pods 19:36 < AnimalFarmPig> https://www.nashvillescene.com/news/pith-in-the-wind/article/13046422/police-invoke-the-spirit-of-buttchugging-to-try-to-derail-wine-in-grocery-stores 19:36 < tsarbomba> i mean are there problems in TN with randoms walking into grocery stores and dropping trou to shove bottles of booze up there 19:37 < tsarbomba> it's tennessee. i'm willing to believe. 19:37 < JFDkthx> east tn 19:37 < JFDkthx> prolly 19:37 < AnimalFarmPig> ^ follow the link 19:37 < tsarbomba> tennessee package stores would employ an officer specifically trained in deterring butt-chugging 19:37 < JFDkthx> haha 19:38 < Heresiarch> ... 19:38 < Heresiarch> wat 19:40 <+DomLS3> Butt chugging as been around for ever 19:41 <+DomLS3> they did it on Jackass like 15 years ago 19:41 < alazare619> why are we talking about butt chugging 19:41 < alazare619> has anyone asked JFDkthx how to do it and not die? 19:41 < bigchim> for science ;) 19:41 <+DomLS3> alazare619: I’m sure he’s a master at it 19:41 < alazare619> i heard JFDkthx is a pro butt chugger 19:42 < alazare619> he has an 18" bb dildo to losen him up so he can get the entire bottle up there 19:42 < tsarbomba> i'm just fascinated by people who think drinking 100 proof booze is an inefficient way of getting shitfaced 19:42 < tsarbomba> or shit-cheeked, if you will 19:42 <+DomLS3> the higher the proof, the less it takes to get you drunk = less $$ spent on bar tab 19:42 < admiralspark> morning all 19:42 < tsarbomba> good morning. have you butt-chugged your mimosa yet? 19:43 < admiralspark> Just about to, how'd you know? 19:43 < tsarbomba> just a feeling 19:43 < AnimalFarmPig> https://www.riverfronttimes.com/foodblog/2012/10/04/9-great-wines-for-butt-chugging 19:43 < tsarbomba> i can think of no better use of that blogger's time than researching that article. 19:44 <+DomLS3> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-heX7038Zv4 19:44 <+layer-eight> YouTube Blockers new clip: Mitchell Gets Into a Chugging Contest by 2018-03-20T20:16:25.000Z (duration: 1:13) on Wed Mar 21 03:16:25 UTC 2018, 2018-03-20T20:16:25.000Z views 19:44 <+DomLS3> funniest scene in the whole movie 20:05 < gnupluslinux> whats best practice for a salt master node that needs to handle publicly routable nodes? have master publicly routable? have nodes run a secondary connection on the vlan? 20:27 < JFDkthx> DomLS3: i am a master at buttchugging, but not for the reason you think 20:27 < Hunterkll> wat 20:27 <+DomLS3> s/butt/dick 20:28 <+layer-eight> JFDkthx meant: "DomLS3: i am a master at dickchugging, but not for the reason you think" 20:28 < JFDkthx> same same 20:29 < JFDkthx> gnupluslinux: run a second master in dmz and sync 20:32 < sideup66> Can pagerduty do schedules for alerts 20:35 < AnimalFarmPig> stupid "scrum master" wants me to estimate hours for user stories. I tried to explain that's not how agile works. We use points to determine velocity of the team. He still wants hour estimates. I explained that those are notoriously hard to do. He still wants them. 20:36 <+giant_it_burrit> tell him infinite 20:36 < AnimalFarmPig> so, I have four user stories for this sprint, figure I'll work about 60 hours on them, every story is now 15 hours 20:36 < AnimalFarmPig> s/on them/this sprint 20:36 <+layer-eight> AnimalFarmPig meant: "so, I have four user stories for this sprint, figure I'll work about 60 hours this sprint, every story is now 15 hours" 20:39 < gnupluslinux> AnimalFarmPig, dont you love those scrum masters 20:40 < gnupluslinux> lets move to agile with the scrum method but keep these waterfall traditions 20:40 < AnimalFarmPig> ^ not a real scrum master 20:40 < gnupluslinux> no but most of the ones i've met, including the "certified" ones whatever that means, fall into it 20:41 < AnimalFarmPig> I believe it 20:41 < AnimalFarmPig> I guess I was spoiled at previous gig 20:41 < AnimalFarmPig> I interviewed this guy. He was "meh", like most of the candidates that got sent to us 20:42 < AnimalFarmPig> consensus was guy was mediocre, but we were getting tired of looking, so let's do a second interview 20:42 < AnimalFarmPig> boss's boss hired him without asking us 20:42 < McDonaldsWiFi> so /r/sysadmin went on a big rant post culling 20:42 < gnupluslinux> its gotten to the point where i dont put much stock in scrum masters 20:42 < McDonaldsWiFi> now its back to snowflakes bitching again 20:42 < McDonaldsWiFi> :( 20:42 < gnupluslinux> most seem to come from some bootcamp stock and wanted to move into tech mgmt without a clue of how to actually run things 20:43 < AnimalFarmPig> turned out that boss's boss was filtering all candidates before they got to us and only letting us talk to people he liked 20:43 < gnupluslinux> i've had maybe like 2 good ones 20:43 < gnupluslinux> AnimalFarmPig, oof 20:43 < AnimalFarmPig> I think this guy is just lackey for boss's boss trying to office politic 20:43 <@mistiry> who's good w/ powershell regex? need to pattern match the chars "CLUS", then one or more digits, then the letter A or the letter H... something like this but its not working... Where-Object {($_.Name -like "clus[\d\+][a|h]") 20:44 < gnupluslinux> why escape the + 20:44 <@mistiry> eh, thats just one attempt, didnt work without it either 20:45 <@mistiry> im actually helping a coworker, its not my issue this time lol 20:45 <+giant_it_burrit> then let them come here and ask 20:45 <+giant_it_burrit> so we can be assholes to them 20:46 < gnupluslinux> mistiry, (CLUS(\d)+)(A|H) ? 20:47 < gnupluslinux> or (CLUS(\d)+(A|H)) if you wanted it as a clump i guess 20:48 <+DomLS3> mistiry: [\CLUS]+a?[0-9]+[A|H] 20:48 < gnupluslinux> might have to escape the \ so \\ or just single quote it v double quote 20:48 <@mistiry> ok trying both 20:48 <+DomLS3> [\CLUS]+a?[0-9]+[A|H] is what you want 20:49 < gnupluslinux> negative lookahead? 20:49 < gnupluslinux> no wait thats ?! 20:50 < AnimalFarmPig> I like regex101.com for testing and explaining regex 20:50 <@mistiry> ok almost there.... 20:50 <+DomLS3> I use regexr.com 20:50 <+DomLS3> mistiry: what I sent should work. I just tested it 20:50 <@mistiry> gnupluslinux: yours is very close...is there a way to say "and no characters after"? 20:50 <@mistiry> i hate regex 20:50 < gnupluslinux> mistiry, (CLUS(\d)+(A|H))$ 20:51 <@mistiry> ok thats what i told him 20:51 <+DomLS3> \d is going to match any word, digit or whitespace 20:51 <@mistiry> i *thought* a $ meant that 20:51 <@mistiry> no \d is digit 20:51 <+DomLS3> oops 20:51 <+DomLS3> sorry looked at wrong deference 20:51 < gnupluslinux> $ is end of line 20:52 < gnupluslinux> im going off memory tbh 20:52 < gnupluslinux> could be wrong 20:52 <@mistiry> yeah me too 20:52 < AnimalFarmPig> \b for word boundary 20:52 <@mistiry> no the $ was right 20:52 <@mistiry> i told him that before i asked in here cuz thats what i thought it meant 20:52 <@mistiry> but then i wanted to make sure i was right 20:58 <+giant_it_burrit> are people actually working today 20:58 <+giant_it_burrit> this is a rarety 20:58 < dragonfleas> why do people think it's ok to say the n word on the internet 20:58 < gnupluslinux> rarity 20:58 < gnupluslinux> gawd 20:58 < dragonfleas> my faith in humanity is nonexistant 20:58 <+giant_it_burrit> i didnt want to spell the pony name 20:58 < dragonfleas> i'm not working 20:58 <+giant_it_burrit> dragonfleas: because no one cares 20:58 < gnupluslinux> word slips out of me on occasion when i forget to watch my language 20:59 < gnupluslinux> hasnt been an issue tho 20:59 < dragonfleas> the only time i work is if cryptic1 tells me to 20:59 <@cryptic1> dragonfleas, get back to work 20:59 < bigchim> does freedom of speech allow for hateful words? Not sure how we handle that legality... 21:00 <+giant_it_burrit> does it yes 21:00 <+giant_it_burrit> but cant threaten people 21:00 <+giant_it_burrit> or make them fear for their safety 21:00 <+giant_it_burrit> something along that line 21:00 <+giant_it_burrit> except when it becomes harrassement 21:00 <+giant_it_burrit> or they are butt hurt and ccry and complain and etc 21:01 <@mistiry> gnupluslinux: lmao so my coworker told his whole team that, quote: "Special thanks to [redacted]'s online-only IRC chat friend, gnupluslinux, for the final solution (someone that he???s never actually met in real life)." 21:01 < Casteil> I'm getting tired of this bank contacting employees at every location using scare tactics to try to get us to buy their chip reader system 21:01 < binaryhermit> damn, Windows Vista came out over 11 years ago 21:01 * dragonfleas 21:01 < binaryhermit> I remember the day it came out, for some reason 21:01 < binaryhermit> time flies 21:02 <@mistiry> i remember when windows 95 came out, and we upgraded off 3.11 21:02 * binaryhermit states the unpopular opinion that Windows Vista wasn't that bad, albeit with conditions 21:02 <@mistiry> was a glorious day for kid me....such fancy features and graphocs 21:02 < binaryhermit> those conditions being that you have enough hardware to run it 21:02 <@mistiry> graphics* 21:03 < binaryhermit> the problem was the minimum system requirements were woefully inadequate 21:05 < binaryhermit> don't get me wrong, it'd run on hardware specified as the minimum requirements, I think, but you'd be much better off with Windows XP 21:05 < abakedapplepie> vista was never not that bad 21:05 < abakedapplepie> managing the os was a pita 21:05 < binaryhermit> (I think I heard of Vista taking 15 minutes to boot) 21:06 < binaryhermit> I ran it on a (I think) 2.8 GHz Core 2 Duo with either 3 or 4 GB of RAM, it was... windows-y 21:06 < abakedapplepie> its fairly telling when the OS before and the OS after both ran better than vista on any given hardware 21:06 < binaryhermit> I don't remember which I did first, upgrade the RAM or nuke Vista and install a Linux 21:06 < abakedapplepie> all things equal, vista was garbage 21:06 <@mistiry> vista was remiscient of the windows me release 21:06 < abakedapplepie> yes 21:06 < abakedapplepie> 100% 21:07 < gnupluslinux> mistiry, i will be remembered 21:07 < binaryhermit> I probably could have lived with Vista if I weren't more of a Linux on the desktop guy 21:07 < abakedapplepie> vista was to 7 what ME was to XP, a step forward in direction but two steps backward in terms of implementation 21:08 < binaryhermit> don't get me wrong, I'm not actually saying Vista was good 21:08 < abakedapplepie> its funny how they repeat history 21:08 < abakedapplepie> me->xp, vista->7, 8->10 21:08 < abakedapplepie> bad good bad good bad good 21:09 < binaryhermit> just that it wasn't... *that* bad 21:09 < abakedapplepie> but it was 21:09 < abakedapplepie> vista, for example, introduced network profiles 21:09 < abakedapplepie> and heaven forbid you had to fix it 21:09 < abakedapplepie> even in 7 that system was garbage but in vista it was a nightmare 21:09 < abakedapplepie> and that translated to SBS08 21:09 < abakedapplepie> which caused TONS of crap with their bullshit network config in sbs 21:10 < binaryhermit> I wouldn't touch any OS that's not getting security updates anymore if I could help it 21:10 < binaryhermit> and that includes Vista 21:11 < abakedapplepie> thank god sbs is dead 21:20 <@JollyRgrs> we just found out we have an SBS 2011 to absorb... musta been left over from an old acquisition.... and the exchange on there is still being used (to FWD a couple of domains to an O365 account) 21:24 < tsarbomba> i see vista as more of a win7 prerelesae 21:24 < tsarbomba> *prerelesae 21:24 < tsarbomba> what the F 21:24 < xamithan> Windows2000 was the best 21:24 < tsarbomba> the "a" is delayed 21:25 < tsarbomba> type "as" get "sa" unless you type "a" then wait a second then "s" 21:25 * tsarbomba grumbles 21:26 < tsarbomba> ME was a sufficient disaster to herald the end of the dos-based windows versions 21:26 <+DomLS3> JollyRgrs: shouldn’t be a big task 21:27 <@JollyRgrs> DomLS3: in and of itself, you are 100% correct 21:27 < Heresiarch> would have happened anyway. Microsoft was sick of maintaining two source tracks for Windows. 21:27 <@JollyRgrs> but the fact that no one probably knows the full extent of what it does or why it is there... 21:27 <@JollyRgrs> that's the fun part 21:27 < Jagster`> this is white privilege 21:27 < tsarbomba> yup. 21:27 < Jagster`> https://i.imgur.com/k2sI155.gifv 21:27 <+DomLS3> JollyRgrs: unplug the ethernet cable and wait 21:27 <+DomLS3> that’s the best way to figure out what it does 21:27 < tsarbomba> i was told white privilege stopped existing in 1964 21:28 < tsarbomba> damn those cops suck at hand-to-hand 21:28 < tsarbomba> taken down by a half-ass leg sweep 21:28 <@JollyRgrs> tsarbomba: they prob wanted to see their fellow trooper get rekt, so no one even tased him 21:29 <@JollyRgrs> DomLS3: for some reason, they don't like scream tests much here 21:29 < tsarbomba> true fact. plus watch how they try to pick the guy up after the takedown 21:29 < tsarbomba> in the city cops would just dogpile on 21:29 < tsarbomba> "STOP RESISTING" *zap* 21:29 < tsarbomba> then the punching well and truly starts. after the cuffs go on. 21:30 < tsarbomba> the woman who strafed to the right had a can of pepper spray in her hand 21:30 < Sousapro> so, uh, I'm going to ask a question because either I'm mentally damaged or all of the previous sysadmins are. 21:31 < Sousapro> Active Directory Sites and Services: NTDS settings on each DC should have all of the other DCs listed as connection points, even if they are on a different site right? 21:31 <+DomLS3> Not necessarily. 21:31 < Sousapro> because all of them only had the PDC emulator listed 21:31 <+DomLS3> It depends on how replication is setup 21:32 <+DomLS3> If you only have 2 DCs then yes 21:32 <+DomLS3> But if you have 3 or 4... maybe not 21:32 < Sousapro> DomLS3: full RW DCs 21:32 <+DomLS3> Sousapro: if you have more than 2 DCs they won 21:32 <+DomLS3> Sousapro: if you have more than 2 DCs they wont always be populated with all the DCs in each NTDS 21:33 < Sousapro> if they aren't listed, the changes won't be pulled right? 21:33 < tsarbomba> ^ 21:33 < Sousapro> we had really stupid group policy replication issues going on without any errors listed in any logs 21:33 <+DomLS3> they could be 21:33 < Sousapro> which is the only reason I dug into this 21:33 <+DomLS3> all DCs eventually get replicated to each other 21:34 <+DomLS3> it just depends on which server they replicate from 21:34 < Sousapro> ah 21:34 < Sousapro> yeah, it was taking a week or so for group policies to get synchronized 21:34 < Sousapro> like stupid amounts of time 21:34 <+DomLS3> if there’s replication errors and the GP was updated on a DC with errors making it not replicate, then that would happen 21:35 <+DomLS3> I always perform my AD changes on my PDC 21:35 < Sousapro> but DCDIAG always passed and so did everything I could do in repadmin 21:35 < Sousapro> DomLS3: so do I 21:35 < Sousapro> unfortunately sometimes others don't 21:35 <+DomLS3> repadmin /showreps and other commands went fine? 21:35 < Sousapro> and that's what causes the problems 21:35 < Sousapro> yes 21:35 <+DomLS3> that’s weird 21:35 < Sousapro> right 21:35 < Sousapro> which is why I started digging 21:35 <+DomLS3> but to answer your original question, no, they won’t all show up under each “NTDS setting” container 21:36 <+DomLS3> IF you have more than 2 ^ 21:36 < Sousapro> the inter-site transport was set to a 56k cost and every three hours 21:36 < Sousapro> which also helps nothing 21:36 < Sousapro> I may or may not have almost fallen out of my chair 21:36 <+DomLS3> mine is set to 100 cost and every 3 hours 21:36 < Sousapro> sorry, can't even english right now 21:37 <+DomLS3> 56k lol 21:37 < Sousapro> yeah, cost was over 1k 21:37 < Sousapro> lol 21:40 < binaryhermit> hmm, I think VZW's throttling tethered data 21:40 < binaryhermit> or there's a lot more congestion in 60441 than there was 2-3 weeks ago 21:41 < binaryhermit> or my pixel's having issues 21:42 < binaryhermit> on my laptop tethered through verizon I got 26.9/11.2 (mbps, down/up) 21:43 < binaryhermit> directly on my phone I got 83.4/16.8 21:43 < binaryhermit> using testmy.net's combined speed test 21:45 < dragonfleas> i wonder if there are sysadmins on cruise ships 21:45 < dragonfleas> i wonder how you get an IT job on a cruise ship 21:45 < tsarbomba> there are. i wouldn't suggest it. 21:45 <+DomLS3> of course there are 21:45 < dragonfleas> i think it could be really cool 21:45 < tsarbomba> royal caribbean's HQ is here and they have ships that dock at the port here 21:46 < dragonfleas> i'm sure the pay is decent 21:46 < Heresiarch> heh. 21:46 < dragonfleas> i wonder how their infrastructure works 21:46 < Heresiarch> hehehehehehehehe. 21:46 < dragonfleas> like domain controllers on a ship 21:47 < tsarbomba> iirc the shipboard stuff didn't run windows 21:47 < Tekz> don't suppose anyone here uses SnipeIT? 21:47 <+DomLS3> I don’t really see the need for windows machines on a ship. 21:47 < AnimalFarmPig> i'm sure the pay is decent <--- I wouldn't count on it 21:47 < binaryhermit> also, some shitty-ass show on WGN-TV has Nancy Grace on it 21:47 <+DomLS3> they are all POS type devices like restaurants use 21:47 < tsarbomba> just dispensing with the whole lurking thing, eh tekz? 21:47 < AnimalFarmPig> I dated a girl years ago who worked on a cruise ship. She said it was shit pay and long hours 21:47 < binaryhermit> I was tempted to pick up a chair and destroy the TVs with it 21:48 < binaryhermit> Nancy Grace is a c**t 21:48 <+DomLS3> s/**/un 21:48 < binaryhermit> yes 21:48 <+DomLS3> s/\*\*/un 21:48 <+layer-eight> binaryhermit meant: "Nancy Grace is a cunt" 21:48 < tsarbomba> c u next tuesday 21:48 < Tekz> my lurker status changes from time to time 21:48 <+DomLS3> we don’t censor our words here 21:49 < dragonfleas> i smell bananas 21:49 < dragonfleas> who got em 21:49 < dragonfleas> is it you DomLS3 21:49 < dragonfleas> you got the bananas? 21:49 <+DomLS3> dragonfleas: no they are in JFDkthx’s butt 21:49 < dragonfleas> need me some thicc ass bananas 21:49 < tsarbomba> i might just try out snipe-it because the CTO of the parent company is an anti-FOSS guy and i'm all about basically fuck the establishment (and its licensing costs) 21:49 < tsarbomba> i just finished a nanner, dragonfleas 21:49 < tsarbomba> ARE YOU SPYING ON ME 21:49 < dragonfleas> yum 21:49 < dragonfleas> i smell it 21:50 < Tekz> tsarbomba FOSS is fantastic idk why things have to cost money to be awesome 21:50 < tsarbomba> they don't. but there's a weird fucking subsection of idiots in this industry who think so 21:50 < tsarbomba> or, worse, that FOSS = insecure. 21:50 < dragonfleas> what's foss? 21:50 < Tekz> shit 3/4 of my network is run off FOSS stuff now. When I started it was 100% windows 21:51 < tsarbomba> how they promote windows for public infrastructure using the same logic is beyond me 21:51 < tsarbomba> foss = free/open source software 21:51 < binaryhermit> https://entertainment.slashdot.org/story/07/02/24/185213/xp-on-8-mhz-pentium-with-20-mb-ram 21:51 < Tekz> freenas, freepbx, centos for flexlm licensing, zabbix for monitoring 21:51 < Tekz> the only thing we really use windows for is AD 21:51 < binaryhermit> I know that's over 10 years old 21:51 < tsarbomba> we're using an asterisk derivative too but i've so far kept the specific details from the parent corp. 21:52 < insecurity> if a cisco ssl vpn asks for a "passcode" instead of a "password".. wtf? 21:52 < tsarbomba> last thing i need is another shitty weekend of switching, only this time to a proprietary platform 21:52 < binaryhermit> how long has XP been EoL? Like 4 years? 21:52 < tsarbomba> 2014 21:52 < Tekz> just keep it running as long as possible without them taking notice 21:52 < tsarbomba> july, i think 21:52 < tsarbomba> so nearly 4 years 21:52 < binaryhermit> (though I think they released a couple patches for free after it went EoL) 21:53 < binaryhermit> and they'll provide patches, for a cost 21:53 < xamithan> You can still get patches for it via windows embedded until 2019 21:53 < binaryhermit> Or at least they would, for a while 21:53 < tsarbomba> mmm enterprise support 21:53 < Tekz> yeah they released patches for the big thing last year. i don't remember exactly what it was 21:53 < Tekz> nosebleed or something 21:53 < xamithan> You just need a registry hack 21:53 < tsarbomba> for when you're too cheap to upgrade but have no problem spending hundreds of thousands in maintenance 21:53 < binaryhermit> I wonder what the cost is 21:53 < binaryhermit> just out of curiousity 21:54 < binaryhermit> I mostly run Linux 21:54 < insecurity> lies 21:54 < insecurity> ctcp version checks out. you may stay. 21:54 * binaryhermit isn't sure if he should also mention that he runs Chrome OS and Android 21:54 < xamithan> If anyone is still using XP: https://www.pcworld.com/article/2310301/windows-xp-registry-hack-keeps-the-security-updates-rolling.html 21:54 < insecurity> you kinda just did 21:54 < binaryhermit> I do have a refurbished Windows 10 lappy 21:55 < binaryhermit> I mean, they're probably technically covered by Linux 21:55 < binaryhermit> at least until Google finishes Fuschia 21:56 < binaryhermit> if they ever finish it and actually use it instead of Linux for Android and Chrome OS 21:56 < AnimalFarmPig> running Microsoft OS is shitty enough. Why would I want to run an OS released by a company whose whole business model is based around spying on their users? 21:56 < binaryhermit> I'm not convinced that Google's ever going to do anything with Fuschia 21:56 < binaryhermit> *shrug* 21:57 < insecurity> wju cp, 21:57 < binaryhermit> doesn't google have a history of abandoning random experimental shit 21:57 < insecurity> i mean why computers anywhere anything always 21:57 < Tekz> Because it runs Office, AnimalFarmPig 21:57 < insecurity> just don't because wat 21:57 < Tekz> and all those sweet, sweet .EXE files 21:58 < AnimalFarmPig> Tekz: I wasn't refering to Windows when I said "an OS released by a company whose whole business model is based around spying on their users" 21:58 < binaryhermit> I think it's possible to run Fuschia and it's actually somewhat usable 21:58 < AnimalFarmPig> I was thining more along the lines of anything made by Google 21:58 < binaryhermit> at least if you have a pixelbook 21:58 < Tekz> Oh 21:59 < admiralspark> Man 21:59 < admiralspark> I feel like today is a waste of my time 21:59 < admiralspark> like every day 22:07 < Sousapro> admiralspark: are you making money? 22:07 < Sousapro> :P 22:08 < felda> cryptic1 has a track record of tax evasion 22:16 <+DomLS3> felda: Oh, you’re unmuted 22:17 <+DomLS3> wb my brethren 22:17 < felda> yes my Felda Facts are too powerful for this channel 22:17 < felda> he had to mute my overwhelming words 22:17 <+DomLS3> s/$/ of garbage 22:17 <+layer-eight> felda meant: "he had to mute my overwhelming words of garbage" 22:18 < felda> ur face is garbage 22:18 <+DomLS3> s/ur/my 22:18 <+layer-eight> felda meant: "my face is garbage" 22:18 <+DomLS3> rekt 22:18 < felda> too lazy to retort 22:18 < felda> it is okay if your IQ is low 22:18 <+DomLS3> s/lazy/dumb 22:18 <+layer-eight> felda meant: "too dumb to retort" 22:25 < Bru-> afternoon! 22:25 < Bru-> anyone handled exchange upgrade migrations? 22:25 < Bru-> mailboxes from say exch2010 to 2016? 22:27 < rootsudo> yes 22:27 <+DomLS3> yes 22:27 < rootsudo> it's pretty simple 22:27 <+DomLS3> ^^ 22:27 < rootsudo> I did it by reading technet and doing it 1-2-3 it's not so hard 22:27 <+DomLS3> hardest part of the job is setting up your connectors so the old server can talk to the new one and vice versa. Basically a “hybrid” config 22:27 < Bru-> so 22:28 < rootsudo> powershell is also easy 22:28 < Bru-> should there be any mailbox downtime for a user? 22:28 < Bru-> going from 2010 to 2016? 22:28 <+DomLS3> only while it’s moving 22:28 < rootsudo> same forest? 22:28 < Bru-> yeah 22:28 < Bru-> wait 22:28 < rootsudo> only when it's migrted, you shouldn't do it during business hours 22:28 < dragonfleas> exchange upgrades there's a good article for the 3 different ways you can do it 22:28 < rootsudo> lol i had a recruiter call and set up an interview within 30 mins for a 2 month contract and lol 22:29 < dragonfleas> you can do it slowly without having any downtime 22:29 < rootsudo> the phone rings and they tell me that it was rude and I'm like "lol i pencil you in for the lol of it and it's rude that someoen called me?" 22:29 <+DomLS3> The mailbox that’s moving won’t be accessible by the user until it’s done 22:29 < dragonfleas> but there's a trick by adding a second exchange server and slowly migrating everything over 22:29 < rootsudo> correct ^ DomLS3 22:29 < Bru-> dragonfleas: thats what weve been doing 22:29 <+DomLS3> So if you’re moving 10 at a time, those 10 won’t be accessible but everyone else will 22:29 < rootsudo> https://social.technet.microsoft.com/wiki/contents/articles/33372.mailbox-migration-from-exchange-2010-to-exchange-2016.aspx 22:29 < rootsudo> honestly just do everything in a batch after 6pm 22:29 < rootsudo> and your'e ok 22:29 < Bru-> mine was accessible during the sync 22:29 < Bru-> but after it said 'complete' it took like an hour 22:29 < Bru-> to be able to see it? 22:30 < rootsudo> probably local outlook client 22:30 < rootsudo> OWA usually reflects faster than local outlook 22:30 < Bru-> yeah OWA was available right away 22:30 <+DomLS3> was probably DNS related Bru- 22:30 < Bru-> but when trying to 'update folder' it would error out 22:30 < rootsudo> then the client pc was pointed to old exchange server 22:30 < rootsudo> so DNS 22:30 <+DomLS3> Your 2016 server has to be the autodiscover server 22:31 < rootsudo> yeah, autodiscover record pointed it to the wrong 22:31 < Bru-> which it was 22:31 <+DomLS3> and it will automatically reroute anyone still on 2010 to 2010 22:31 < Bru-> maybe just a timing thing then? 22:31 < rootsudo> correct 22:31 < rootsudo> you can force update it too 22:31 < Bru-> how do you do that? 22:32 <+DomLS3> ipconfig/flushdns 22:34 < DrGibby|> when I realize today is only Wednesday: https://media.giphy.com/media/mQNcvtxus4cBW/giphy.gif 22:35 <+DomLS3> could be tuesday 22:39 < Gencade> is it friday 22:40 < xamithan> Nope but it is Thursday in China 22:40 < Gencade> aw 22:41 <@cryptic1> evening 22:42 <+DomLS3> afternoon 22:48 < bertalanp99> Hello guys, might someone be able to help me with some home server setup? 22:52 < Gencade> afternoon cryptic1 22:52 < Gencade> eat any good jackhammers lately? 22:53 <@cryptic1> no 22:54 < Casteil> https://i.imgur.com/djrARKh.png < bwahaha... boss's birthday 22:54 < Casteil> (he's not actually turning 50 :P) 22:57 < Gencade> DrGibby|: fuck you 22:57 < DrGibby|> k 22:57 < Gencade> eat a bag of kenrins 22:57 < mal_will> My boss is in an all day meeting and oh my god, I've gotten so much done 22:57 < Gencade> mal_will: what did you get done today 22:58 < mal_will> Like 8 approved changes, half my open tickets 22:58 < Gencade> good work friend 22:58 < mal_will> Messed around in solarwinds. I still have 3 hours left 22:58 < mal_will> what did YOU get done Gencade 22:59 < Gencade> finished updating my batch scripts and updating the image, done some server maintanence 22:59 < m4221> Do you know the name of the folder I just changed and deleted? 22:59 < Gencade> Doing some troubleshooting with the custom sophos AV install script we have 22:59 < mal_will> I was supposed to update my image yesterday. Maybe I can git it done today. 22:59 < mal_will> inspiration 23:00 < Gencade> >git it done 23:00 * m4221 tases mal_will 23:00 < Gencade> you monster 23:00 < mal_will> :( 23:00 * m4221 tases Gencade 23:00 < Gencade> m4221: eat a bag of DrGibby|s 23:01 < m4221> Gencade: no you 23:01 < Gencade> no you 23:01 < Gencade> m4221: 23:01 < m4221> Gencade: 23:01 < m4221> Gencade: 23:01 < m4221> Gencade: 23:02 < Gencade> m4221: 23:02 < mal_will> I don't like working with Rackspace 23:02 < mal_will> reloading a VM would take me, like the time to reload plus an hour to config 23:02 < m4221> s/don't// 23:02 <+layer-eight> mal_will meant: "I like working with Rackspace" 23:02 < m4221> .bofh 23:02 <+layer-eight> m4221, BOFH says: Neutrino overload on the nameserver 23:02 < Gencade> .bofh 23:02 < mal_will> with Rackspace it takes like 8 days to reload, 10 to get someone to help you figure out why it's inaccessible, since you're not allowed into the vm manager 23:02 <+layer-eight> Gencade, BOFH says: transient bus protocol violation 23:03 < m4221> .slap 23:03 <+DomLS3> .value nano 23:03 <+DomLS3> Current NANO (Nano) value: 6.44 (USD) 23:03 <+DomLS3> .value btc 23:03 <+DomLS3> Current BTC (Bitcoin) value: 8168.28 (USD) 23:04 < m4221> DomLS3 just sucks, right Gencade ? 23:04 < Gencade> .value btc 23:04 <+DomLS3> only works for me dickhead 23:04 < m4221> .value DomLS3 23:04 < Gencade> DomLS3: does he? That just makes him a more attractive potential mate 23:04 <+DomLS3> ^^ 23:04 < m4221> DomLS3: feeling the <3? 23:04 <+DomLS3> Current DomLS3 (God) value: priceless 23:06 < m4221> DomLS3 just sucks at email serving 23:06 <+DomLS3> s/at.*/ nothing 23:06 <+layer-eight> m4221 meant: "DomLS3 just sucks nothing" 23:06 < m4221> s/nothing/metal ball bearings 23:06 <+DomLS3> fukk 23:06 <+layer-eight> m4221 meant: "DomLS3 just sucks metal ball bearings" 23:06 <+DomLS3> 1 more hour 23:06 <+DomLS3> that was random lol 23:08 < m4221> DomLS3: we reboot our spam filters weekly. 23:11 < m4221> Gencade: get my coffee, intern! 23:16 < Colonel_Tigh> What programs/utilities do you guys use for mass-deployment of workstations? I'm leaning toward Clonezilla, but only because that's what they used at my last job. 23:17 < Zrane> Colonel_Tigh, MDT. 23:18 < m4221> I just published Solitaire out of boredom on my personal Citrix box 23:19 < Colonel_Tigh> @Zrane Awesome, I'll look into it. Thanks! 23:20 < Bru-> for post exchange migration tasks 23:20 < Bru-> do you need to recycle the autodiscoverapppool in IIS every time? 23:21 < Bru-> you migrate a mailbox 23:26 <+DomLS3> Bru-: No 23:26 < rootsudo> https://ghgcorp.applicantpro.com/jobs/ 23:26 < rootsudo> I'm desperate, but I'm not that desperate 23:27 < Bru-> DomLS3: hmmm whats happening currently is that I have to recycle that app pool post-migration 23:27 < Bru-> then the client is able to connect 23:27 < rootsudo> https://ghgcorp.applicantpro.com/jobs/728517.html 23:27 <+DomLS3> for OWA or outlook? 23:27 < Bru-> do i need to do a GPO to "excludelastknowngoodurl" for autodiscover? 23:27 <+TuxedoJack> Colonel_Tigh: MDT / SCCM 23:27 < Bru-> DomLS3: outlook 23:27 < Bru-> OWA works fine 23:27 < Bru-> right away 23:28 <+DomLS3> Bru-: You need to set all the service connection points to point everything to exchange 2016 23:28 < Bru-> even if were doing a "hybrid" migration? 23:28 <+DomLS3> yes 23:28 <+DomLS3> everything has to point to the 2016 server 23:28 <+DomLS3> 2016 server will route anyone still on 2010 accordingly 23:29 <+DomLS3> there’s like 7 urls you have to change 23:29 <+DomLS3> hang on and I’ll pastebin them 23:30 <+DomLS3> Bru-: https://pastebin.com/uq2GTSRF 23:30 <+DomLS3> that will get you all your current SCPs 23:30 <+DomLS3> change everything to point to the exchange 2016 server that isn’t 23:30 < Bru-> awesome 23:30 <+DomLS3> also make sure your MX record points to the 2016 server as well 23:30 < Bru-> thanks for the insight! 23:31 <+DomLS3> and make sure you’ve configured your send/receive connectors so 2016 can send mail to 2010 23:31 <+DomLS3> and 2010 can send mail to 2016 23:32 < xe0n> morning 23:32 <+DomLS3> afternoon 23:34 < xe0n> Colonel_Tigh: MDT\WSUS\PDQ 23:34 <+DomLS3> WSUS is the devil 23:37 < mal_will> I'm on a conference call with Rackspace and my MDM creator. This is the sloppiest three-way ever 23:37 <+DomLS3> the sloppier the better 23:38 < mal_will> None of us know what to do, lol. it's p good 23:38 < mal_will> I wonder how much this one call is costing my company, combined 23:39 <+DomLS3> not your money, not your problem :D 23:41 < tsarbomba> ugh. my kingdom for a fucking helldesk rep that doesn't suck ten kinds of ass at troubleshooting 23:41 < syere> my company thinks im nuts. im always volunteering to go to meetings or calls or whatnot. They have a hard time keeping me busy and they are usually entertaining 23:45 < mal_will> It's so quiet, I can hear the white noise machine 23:46 < syere> those are the worst! 23:46 < mal_will> Weird question-I thought, for whatever reason, all scanners retain all or some of the images they've scanned, in their memory stores 23:46 < mal_will> It's just a blanket statement I've seen in HIPAA destruction manuals and security classes 23:47 < mal_will> but I'm having a hard time finding manufacturer documentation to confirm or deny that 23:47 < Bru-> DomLS3: so when i do get-clientaccessserver, should i have one or two entries? 23:47 < Bru-> when running a "hybrid" 23:51 < xe0n> Bru-: whatcha trying to do? 23:51 < Bru-> having some issues when a mailbox finishes migrating from 2010 to 2016 23:52 < xe0n> ah yep 23:52 < Bru-> outlook wont connect successfully until i manually recycle the autodiscover app pool in iis 23:52 < xe0n> weird, and has that been the case since you installed the 2016 CAS? 23:53 < Bru-> im kind of running flank on this project 23:53 < xe0n> or only after you do a do a remote mailbox move? 23:53 < Bru-> but weve just moved our own mailboxes to test 23:53 < Stoob> mal_will: maybe you're thinking printers? 23:53 < Bru-> xe0n: after we do a move from 2010 to 2016 23:53 < Stoob> or copiers 23:53 < mal_will> everything Stoob 23:54 < mal_will> faxes too 23:54 < Stoob> I've heard of big printers/copiers maintaining records but generally pure scanners or desktop printers no 23:54 < mal_will> I'm reading that it depends on network v local and the buffer size 23:54 < xe0n> are your SCPs configured correctly? 23:54 < mal_will> some scanners will hold a page or two, and some only keep what hasn't been fed to the computer 23:55 < Bru-> xe0n: i noticed the SCPs have a config for old and new exchange servers 23:55 < Bru-> run i run the relative get commands 23:55 <+DomLS3> Bru-: you’ll have two 23:55 <+DomLS3> one internal one external 23:55 < Bru-> i mean 2 line items 23:55 <+DomLS3> both should be set to the same thing i.e “exch2016.domain.com” 23:57 <+DomLS3> 2 line items as in two servers right? 23:58 < Bru-> yes 23:59 < voice> well thats a great way to end the day, just had vmware tech support tell me in vcloud director you cannot place a vapp in maintenance mode, only hosts 23:59 <+DomLS3> yeah that’s supposed to be like that 23:59 <+DomLS3> just run the set commands to set externalurl and internalurl to the same thing --- Log closed Thu Apr 19 00:00:04 2018