--- Log opened Fri Apr 20 00:00:51 2018
00:09 < voidstar> o/
00:09 <+MillerBOSS> o\
00:12 < Church-> Okay so travel won't be that bad I guess.
00:13 < Church-> $218 a month.
00:24 < Church-> Wonder where PrincessZoey's been. MillerBOSS you got a clue?
00:24 <+MillerBOSS> How would I know?
00:25 <+MillerBOSS> My clue is not here.
00:25 <+MillerBOSS> .seen PrincessZoey
00:25 <+layer-eight> PrincessZoey was last seen Parting from #reddit-sysadmin 4 weeks 1 day 23 hours 27 minutes 50 seconds ago.
00:27 < Church-> Oh yeah forgot about the seen function.
00:27 < Church-> >_>
00:27 < xamithan> Mabye one of her online girl|boyfriends murdered her
00:27 <+MillerBOSS> Prior to that it
00:27 <+MillerBOSS> March 20, 2018
00:27 <+MillerBOSS> 17:57:54 <PrincessZoey> K, enjoy your sausage fest gentlemen.
00:27 <+MillerBOSS> Which is ironic
00:27 < Church-> lol
00:27 <+MillerBOSS> Because she is a he
00:28 < Church-> Wait what? Huh
00:28 <+MillerBOSS> Uhh yeah
00:28 <+MillerBOSS> Welcome to 2018 Church-
00:29 <+MillerBOSS> Don't tell me you were fooled
00:29 < Church-> Apparently, I never felt like questioning it.
00:29 < Church-> Meh, got better things to double-think about.
00:30 < voidstar> welcome to the internet where men are men, women are men, and children are police
00:30 <+MillerBOSS> Yeah you'd think so but some people are you know going from man to woman but really still a man if you know what I mean
00:30 < TheTinker86> admiralspark do you have any thin client or VDI you recomend?
00:30  * voidstar shrugs
00:32 <+MillerBOSS> Church- 👉 You don't recall the chics with dicks conversation?
00:32 < Church-> No?
00:32 <+MillerBOSS> Some of it is here http://quotes.rsysadmin.net/?queue
00:33 < Church-> Kay
00:33 <+MillerBOSS> ;)
00:34 <+MillerBOSS> Also /whois PrincessZoey
00:34 <+MillerBOSS> Still alive
00:36 < xe0n> friyay
00:38 < admiralspark> TheTinker86: We use Wyse terminals. But they;'re old, idk if they're what you need. Look for linux ones that are known to work with your environment (VDI View, Citrix Xen, etc)
00:38 < admiralspark> So
00:39 <+NinjaStyle> anyone work for a large property management company?
00:39 < admiralspark> To all: Can't believe I'm asking. Anyone have a rackmount inverter they like? Specifically going from 48v or 125v DC to 100-120AC. Based in US
00:40 <+MillerBOSS> Believe it sister
00:41 < Stoob> admiralspark: i don't have an answer for you but it might be helpful to also specify power rating you're looking for (VA or W)
00:43  * DrGibby| waves
00:43 < admiralspark> Oops, sorry. Load is only 700W peak potential draw, it's a single cisco switch. Assume the DC side has high enough capacity because it's in a substation ;)
00:44 < admiralspark> tbh it's going to be 270W draw on initial powerup but I want to overbuild
00:45 < Church-> Heya DrGibby|
00:45 < Church-> NinjaStyle: So I'm pretty sure I'll be able to run VM's in ChromeOS.
00:45 < Church-> Fucking finally.
00:45 < Church-> I can do containers currently, but not custom VM's.
00:45 < admiralspark> but
00:45 < admiralspark> why
00:46 < admiralspark> does your chromebook have the horsepower for it?
00:46 < Church-> Eh linux kernel isn't fully ported to working on this processer yet.
00:46 < admiralspark> ahh
00:46 < Church-> Yep. Got one of google's pixelbooks currently.
00:48 < voidstar> oo, google was kind enough to add a 3.5mm headphone jack on that
00:48 < DrGibby|> I feel a bit shite
00:51 <+NinjaStyle> Church-: nice, i feel like i couldnt deal with a chromebook
00:51 < admiralspark> I only finally fell in love when I installed chromebrew
00:51 < DrGibby|> NinjaStyle: speaking of which, did you ever get your MBP fixed?
00:51 < admiralspark> because git + vim is life
00:51 <+NinjaStyle> DrGibby|: i dont has one
00:51 < DrGibby|> ...
00:51 < DrGibby|> WHO THE FUCK WAS THAT THEN?
00:52  * DrGibby| kicks MillerBOSS 
00:52 < DrGibby|> was that you?
00:52 <+MillerBOSS> Duh. Get your brain on straight man.
00:52 <+MillerBOSS> And no still no working screen.
00:52 <+NinjaStyle> DrGibby|: PUT YOUR BRAIN BACK IN
00:52 < DrGibby|> man, its a whirlwind in my head right now
00:53 <+NinjaStyle> DrGibby|: what if you get hired here as i quit?
00:53 < DrGibby|> NinjaStyle: then I will fart on you
00:53 < DrGibby|> and bid you a good day
00:53  * NinjaStyle dodge
00:53 < DrGibby|> you can't dodge something that already has happened
00:53 < Church-> NinjaStyle: Eh I use termux or the dev terminal for work coding work or terminal work.
00:53 < DrGibby|> thats like saying Hitler didn't kill 14 million jews because they "dodged" the camps
00:54 < DrGibby|> ya dummy
00:54 <+NinjaStyle> they didnt tho
00:54 < DrGibby|> >.>
00:54 <+MillerBOSS> I pulled some of the glass off and the ribbon cable is not damaged so I don't get what he screen has no video. The machine thinks there is a screen connected though
00:54 <+NinjaStyle> DrGibby|: you have a phone screen tomorrow right?
00:55 < DrGibby|> NinjaStyle: I think so yeah. At least a more in depth conversation
00:55 <+NinjaStyle> DrGibby|: is that just the recruiter on the call?
00:55 < Church-> NinjaStyle: Eh I use termux or the dev terminal for work coding work or terminal work. Debating on a MB or maybe one of the lightweight laptops by samsung.
00:55 < DrGibby|> just the same guy who I talked to a couple of days ago
00:55 < Church-> Maybe give this to the missus.
00:55 <+NinjaStyle> Church-: i would get a MBP is apple wasnt dumbv
00:56 <+NinjaStyle> if*
00:56 < admiralspark> Church-: on the chromebook?
00:56 < Church-> Ja
00:56 < DrGibby|> I'm quite fond of my MBP
00:56 < admiralspark> huh, I guess if it works
00:58 < Church-> Might look into a Dell XPS 13.
00:58 < DrGibby|> when thinkpads were good I would have recommended them
00:58 < DrGibby|> dunno the laptop market anymore
00:58 <+NinjaStyle> i have a dell e7470 and have no complaints really
01:00 < voidstar> I have a thinkpad x130e. it's fine for small projects/email/web browsing. can't do much multitasking though
01:00 < DrGibby|> we have HP laptops at work and I'd like to set them on fire
01:01 < DrGibby|> they're junk
01:01 < voidstar> firefox with a couple tabs and my terminal/tmux
01:01 < DrGibby|> I the x's are a little small, I prefered the W series
01:01 < DrGibby|> they were beasts but they were nice
01:02 < xe0n> i was a fan of the t series thinkpads a while back, dunno what i think of em now
01:02 < xe0n> probooks\elitebooks are ok, higher end models, the lower are junky
01:02 < voidstar> I prefer not to haul around a large laptop, that's why I chose the x130e.
01:02 < TheTinker86> i bought my wife an hp a few years ago and that thing just turned out to be so under powered
01:02 < xe0n> dell lattitudes, havent seen the latest offering
01:02 < xamithan> dell xps '13 still the standard
01:02 < TheTinker86> bought myself a dell from walmart(i didnt have time to wait for shipping from amazon) and its been amazing to me
01:02 < TheTinker86> and quite surpirsed at the power for the $300 i paid
01:03 < voidstar> has anyone tried the huawei matebook?
01:03 < voidstar> TheTinker86, a dell what?
01:04 < derpingit> lol @ DrGibby|
01:04 < DrGibby|> lol @ derpingit
01:04 < derpingit> i wouldnt buy anything out there right meow. an used lenovo t with an ssd ftw
01:04 < derpingit> u can get a t430 for like 140
01:05 < TheTinker86> voidstar its the inspiron 15 series
01:05 < xamithan> I got one for 89 a year ago
01:05 < voidstar> aha
01:05 < xamithan> i7 8gb ram,  slapped an ssd in there
01:05 < TheTinker86> it works well enough for my basic needs
01:05 < TheTinker86> i mostly have google docs and remote to the server for work
01:05 < TheTinker86> i have played minecraft on it well enough tho lol
01:05 < DrGibby|> derpingit: solid fucking laptops those are
01:19 < mal_will> Even our t440s with solid states are just dying though
01:19 < mal_will> I think they max out at 8gb of ram
01:19 < mal_will> I don’t know if I’d buy a t430 to live off of
01:24 < xamithan> I bought it just to serial console devices and run VMs for study
01:25 < xamithan> It is more powerful than my work desktop *shrug*
01:35 < derpingit> all my work stuff is on vm's.. my laptop is just for conecting and browsing
01:36 < derpingit> for anything other than running Hyper-v my laptop is perfectly capable with its mere 8gb ram and i5 cpu
01:37 < derpingit> i got the yoga 12 because we thoguth they were cool, they're not.. the touch screen sucks pretty bad
01:37 < derpingit> everyone else here is on T line laptos. they just don't break
01:37 < xamithan> Shoulda got the mac touchbar ;p
01:37 < voidstar> suckered by marketing?
01:38 < derpingit> yeah.. i could choose any lenovo laptop, but i chose poorly. alas, upgrade time is coming up and i'll be requesting a non-touch 840s
01:39 < derpingit> man. grammar nazis would be all over me with that sentence.
01:40  * voidstar shrugs
01:40 < voidstar> I see no grammatical errors
01:40 < xamithan> Meh that doesn't bother me as much as people using your for you're or their for there
01:42 < DrGibby|> your a moran
01:42 < xamithan> Blow me DrGibby|
01:42 < xamithan> Then i'll calm down
01:42  * DrGibby| blows xamithan 
01:43  * xamithan farts during the blowing onto DryGibby|
01:43 < DrGibby|> your still a moran
01:43 < DrGibby|> DryGibby|, eh?
01:43 < xamithan> Better than WetGibby|
01:44 < DrGibby|> depends on personal preference
01:45 < DrGibby|> I like my new mobile signature
01:45 < DrGibby|> > "Sent from mobile, excuse any tacos."
01:45 < derpingit> brb. windows "wants" to update
01:46 <+CheckYourSix> Cha ching, cha ching, cha ching. Work is keeping that overtime wheel turning like crazy this weke
01:46 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> derpingit: Don't let it tell you what to do. YOU'RE the adult here.
01:46 <+CheckYourSix> week*
01:47 < voidstar> CheckYourSix, retirement in the bahamas in your future?
01:47 < derpingit> when my system starts acting up i know "exactly" what it wants..
01:47 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> A reboot?
01:48 < derpingit> wupdate reboot
01:48 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> Or a boot out the window?
01:50 <+CheckYourSix> voidstar: Early retirement to wherever I want pretty much
01:53 < czarbomba> i think your overreacting about people and there grammatical errors, xamithan
01:54 < xamithan> Die ..  in .. a .. fire ..
01:54 < czarbomba> new phone who dis?
01:55 < admiralspark> sup czarbomba
01:55 < czarbomba> hallo
01:58 < DrGibby|> how is it thursday already?
01:58 <+CheckYourSix> I'm a bit of a grammar nazi, but I also don't really bother people about it in a chat room...
01:58 < DrGibby|> I've never see you correct someones grammar here, CheckYourSix, your good.
01:58 <+CheckYourSix> s/your/you're
01:58 <+layer-eight> DrGibby| meant: "I've never see you correct someones grammar here, CheckYourSix, you're good."
01:59 <+CheckYourSix> :-P
01:59 < DrGibby|> ...
01:59 < DrGibby|> FUCKING NAZI CHECKYOURSIX
02:00 <+CheckYourSix> FUCKING TROLL DrGibby|
02:00  * DrGibby| shrugs
02:00 <+CheckYourSix> <3
02:00 <+NinjaStyle> Nazi, lol
02:03 < Church-> Oh I thought we had real nazi's here.
02:03 < DrGibby|> we do
02:03 < DrGibby|> whats his name...
02:03 < DrGibby|> Gencade knows
02:03 < Church-> Heh, e n i x? I think?
02:03 < precise> No he doesn't
02:03 < Church-> Or was it someone else?
02:03 < DrGibby|> precise: is it you?
02:04 < precise> no
02:04 < precise> Am
02:04 < DrGibby|> ARE YOU SURE?
02:04 < precise> Sneks are bad
02:04 < Church-> o/ o/ o/
02:04 < DrGibby|> wouldn't it be
02:04 < Church-> o\ o\ o\
02:04 < DrGibby|> \o \o \o
02:04 < Gencade> huh what
02:04 < Gencade> oh right
02:04 < Gencade> kenrin
02:04 < DrGibby|> thanks Gencade
02:04 < Gencade> .seen kenrin
02:04 <+layer-eight> kenrin was kicked from #reddit-sysadmin 3 weeks 2 days 59 minutes 42 seconds ago. Reason: at the request of #reddit-sysadmin
02:04 < Gencade> fuck that nazi fuck
02:05 < DrGibby|> go back to doing what you were doing
02:05 < Gencade> kk
02:07 < Gencade> We have a nazi among us
02:07 < Gencade> DrGibby|,
02:07 <+NinjaStyle> there is fungus among us
02:07 < DrGibby|> good album
02:08 < Nightcinder> Tim Cook on merging macOS and iOS: “I don’t think that’s what users want”
02:08 < Gencade> xamithan, How are you doing, nazi?
02:09 < Gencade> Long time no talk xamithan
02:09 <+NinjaStyle> techically macos and ios are the same kernel
02:09 < Gencade> Kraut bastard
02:10 < Gencade> xamithan,
02:10 < Gencade> xamithan,
02:10 < Gencade> xamithan,
02:12 <+CheckYourSix> What's everyone up to?
02:19 < Gencade> calling out nazis CheckYourSix
02:19 < Gencade> you?
02:20 <+CheckYourSix> Not much. Watching TV
02:21 < Gencade> What's on
02:22 < LemWork> gencade == godwin's law.
02:22 < Church-> Sigh... shut the fuck up Gencade
02:22 < Church-> Fucking Christ.
02:23 < Gencade> Church-, make me you fucking swine
02:23 < Gencade> LemWork, also yes.
02:23 < Church-> Well since I can't kick you and I don't have the fortitude to want to argue.
02:23 < Church-> Meh
02:24 < Gencade> I just thought it was funny that kenrin / xamithan got fried so bad for being a nazi loving cunt that he changed his name
02:25 <+CheckYourSix> Gencade: Catching up on Suits
02:26 < czarbomba> s/Catching up on Suits/Listening to my entire Cover Girls discography
02:26 <+layer-eight> CheckYourSix meant: "Gencade: Listening to my entire Cover Girls discography"
02:27 <+CheckYourSix> czarbomba: It is a pretty good discography
02:27 < czarbomba> none better
02:28 < xe0n> read only friday :)
02:28 < czarbomba> that's tomorrow
02:28 < czarbomba> right now it's "lazy ass thursday night"
02:28 < xe0n> its friday here :P
02:28 < czarbomba> not where god pays attention
02:28 < xe0n> lolll
02:30 < Gencade> czarbomba,
02:30 < Gencade> Did you see
02:30 < DrGibby|> I got to pet a dog
02:30 < DrGibby|> Today is a good day
02:30 < Gencade> DrGibby|, you don't see your mother often?
02:30 < Gencade> :3
02:30 < DrGibby|> No :(
02:30 < Gencade> <3
02:30 < Hunterkll> yeaaa
02:30 < Hunterkll> i got the BOMB
02:31 < Hunterkll> i'm gonna make my first nuke
02:31 < Hunterkll> and bomb the FUCK outta mecca
02:31 < Hunterkll> because it's right there
02:31 < Gencade> Hunterkll, I have a question
02:31 < Gencade> Do you like loli Hunterkll
02:31 < Hunterkll> no
02:31 < DrGibby|> Things never to say in an airport for 1000, Alex
02:31 < Hunterkll> wtf
02:31 < Gencade> Just wanted to make sure
02:31 < Hunterkll> lol
02:31 < DrGibby|> Don't let him lie to you Gencade
02:32 < Hunterkll> nah
02:32 < Hunterkll> that shit's why i turned down gencade's porn stash
02:32 < Hunterkll> too much loli shit in gencade's stash
02:32 < Gencade> Implying people under the age of 21 actually download porn
02:32 < Hunterkll> your internet has never gone down?
02:32 < Gencade> No
02:32 < Hunterkll> wat
02:32 < Gencade> Because if my computer internet goes down, I use my phone
02:33 < Hunterkll> ....
02:33 < brennz> hunterkll: hello sir!
02:33 < Gencade> If that also fails, I fuck a real girl
02:33 < czarbomba> so, just to get it straight: computer porn first, then phone porn, THEN real girl
02:33 < Gencade> I still nominate tinder as the best app of the decade
02:33 < czarbomba> in priority order
02:33 <+shakygator> $12 airport beers are the best
02:33 < Hunterkll> I mean
02:33 < Hunterkll> I had 3 different ones in iceland
02:33 < Gencade> czarbomba, yes
02:33 < DrGibby|> shakygator++
02:33 < Hunterkll> but still
02:33 < Hunterkll> european
02:33 < Hunterkll> shakygator, lol $12 is like normal price for beer in iceland
02:33 < Hunterkll> $8 basic shots was the SUPER CONVENTION SPECIAL
02:33 < Gencade> brb getting dressed for the club
02:34 < Hunterkll> bah
02:34 <+shakygator> I want a BYOB airport
02:34 < Hunterkll> i sampled 3 different nationalities there
02:34 < czarbomba> gencade hits those college nights like trump hits a bucket of kfc
02:34 < Hunterkll> it was neat
02:34 < Hunterkll> LOLOLOL
02:34 < brennz> Hunterkll: were you in iceland for fanfest?
02:34 < Hunterkll> Yep
02:34 < Hunterkll> Partook of the local fauna too
02:35 < Gencade> czarbomba, i am not familiar with trump's eating habits
02:35 < czarbomba> ^left a trail of ruined reindeer in his wake
02:35 < Gencade> could you enlighten me
02:35 < Hunterkll> Icelandic, Finnish, and $could_barely_understand_her
02:35 < Gencade> Hunterkll, how many roofies did you go through
02:35 < Hunterkll> not sure what really happened in that bar my first night
02:35 < Hunterkll> oh well
02:35 < Hunterkll> none
02:35 < Hunterkll> the finnish chick was weird
02:35 <+shakygator> I played Eve once, then I never played it again
02:35 < Hunterkll> her husband was nice though
02:35 < Gencade> So you just hit em over the head?
02:35 < brennz> he was watching?
02:35 <+shakygator> I think I spent more time making my character
02:35 < Gencade> s/Eve/Spreadsheets in SPACE
02:35 <+layer-eight> shakygator meant: "I played Spreadsheets in SPACE once, then I never played it again"
02:36 < DrGibby|> my fav game
02:36 <+shakygator> I liked elite dangerous more
02:36 <+shakygator> Since I actually played that now than 5 minutes
02:36 < czarbomba> gencade, sure. https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--fT5U7YeD--/c_scale,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800/swq1nocy6161qzotqx8i.jpg
02:36 <+shakygator> More
02:36 < suttin> sup nerds
02:37 < xe0n> i should've worn a collared shirt today
02:37 < xe0n> got bite marks showing on my neck loll, getting way to many questions asked
02:37 < czarbomba> getting criticized for the muscle shirt today, xe0n?
02:37 < DrGibby|> https://youtu.be/3yMy7JuGpJM?t=19
02:37 <+layer-eight> YouTube SPACE by 2010-04-02T18:59:13.000Z (duration: 24s) on Sat Apr 03 01:59:13 UTC 2010, 2010-04-02T18:59:13.000Z views
02:37 < Hunterkll> fuckin weird
02:37 < Hunterkll> ah well
02:38 < xe0n> haha muscle shirt lolol
02:38 < xe0n> pump the iron at my desk lifting my coffee cup
02:38 < Hunterkll> A-KO, so i guess we're doing burning man, next year at least
02:38 < Gencade> czarbomba, fucking hell im blind now
02:38 < Hunterkll> lol
02:38 < Gencade> fuck you czarbomba
02:38 < czarbomba> gencade, everybody gets one
02:38  * Gencade barfs
02:38 < czarbomba> imagine how melania feels
02:38 < Gencade> Rich
02:38 < Gencade> that's how she feels
02:39 < Gencade> rich and american
02:39 < czarbomba> now she just needs to wait out his ticker
02:39 < abakedapplepie> can someone give me a sanity check and then tell me how to tell my boss why this sucks
02:39 < Hunterkll> Average lifespan of US citizen: 77
02:39 < Hunterkll> Age of US President: 70
02:39 < czarbomba> hunterkll 71 actually
02:39 < Hunterkll> Estimated time US presidency takes off your lifespan: 10 years
02:39 < czarbomba> lol
02:39 < czarbomba> so he died a few years back
02:39 < Hunterkll> you do the math
02:39 < czarbomba> VICTORY
02:39 < xe0n> loll
02:39 < xe0n> he's a living ghost
02:39 < Hunterkll> averages and estimates my friend
02:39 < Hunterkll> any day now
02:40 < Hunterkll> then we get president burn the gays pence
02:40 < Hunterkll> :D
02:40 < czarbomba> "the spanish inquisition did nothing wrong"
02:40 < Hunterkll> ima gonna nuke milan hold on
02:40 < Hunterkll> lol
02:40 < DrGibby|> NO FUCKING POLITICS YOU GOD DAMN CUNTS
02:40 < abakedapplepie> we just opened a second location, with a fiber line, both locations are connected via a wireless bridge and are on the same subnet. Location A has a comcast connection, location B has an ATT Fiber connection. Email server at old office is configured to send out via the comcast gateway, and ip settings are configured as such. new port forwards were added to the new firewall on the new att connection, but because its not the gateway
02:40 < abakedapplepie> server is configured to route to, connections are not getting a response
02:41 < Hunterkll> tl;dr
02:41 < abakedapplepie> how do i explain this to a only-semi-technical boss
02:41 < czarbomba> politics from 1480 are ok
02:41 < Hunterkll> abakedapplepie, draw a chart
02:41 < Hunterkll> like
02:41 < Hunterkll> whiteboard it out
02:41 < Hunterkll> this one's simple
02:41 < abakedapplepie> and as a follow up
02:41 < abakedapplepie> does anyone know how to "fix" this situation
02:41 < Hunterkll> srsly
02:41 < Hunterkll> yes
02:41 < Hunterkll> use one WAN
02:41 < Hunterkll> and cutover during failures
02:41 < abakedapplepie> lol
02:41 < czarbomba> abakedapplepie, what's wrong with just "routing doesn't work like that, boss"?
02:42 < Hunterkll> or get two links, using BGP to handle failover
02:42 < abakedapplepie> i cant even do a cutover because the second wan is on a different firewall in a different building
02:42 < Hunterkll> czarbomba, all boss knows is two internetse go in, and both buildings can talk to each other
02:42 < Hunterkll> ya different building is okay
02:42 < Hunterkll> HSRP the routers between the two buildings
02:42 < Hunterkll> or w/e
02:42 < czarbomba> okay so locations are close enough for a wireless bridge but not for fiber and to use one location's wan
02:42 < czarbomba> that about the size of it
02:42 < czarbomba> seems...counterintuitive
02:43 < czarbomba> also latent as fuck
02:43 < abakedapplepie> the buildings are physically across the street, running fiber between them would have cost like 10k
02:43 < abakedapplepie> probably more
02:43 < czarbomba> alright so why not just tell one location to grin and bear the slowness, route EVERYBODY through one wan, problem solved
02:43 < abakedapplepie> yes thats the right answer
02:43 < abakedapplepie> lol
02:43 < suttin> yeah permits to dig up street are probably stupid expensive
02:43 < abakedapplepie> its just not the answer my boss wants
02:44 < czarbomba> ugh
02:44 < czarbomba> i hate when they have expectations that run counter to common sense
02:44 < czarbomba> what does he expect you to do, reimagine the way mail routing works?
02:44 < xe0n> life
02:44 < Hunterkll> abakedapplepie, can you do a regular higher bandwidth microwave link between the two?
02:44 < Hunterkll> it'll not be the best, but eh
02:44 < czarbomba> bro develop ipv7 with magical harry potter owls to do all the messaging
02:44 < xe0n> use pidgeons
02:44 < xe0n> or paper planes
02:45 < xe0n> they carry 0s and 1s pretty well
02:45 < suttin> or, just toss a cat5 from roof to roof
02:45 < xe0n> lol
02:45 < suttin> boom problem solved
02:45 < suttin> next
02:46 < suttin> hey, who knows the powershell command off the top of their head to add a new security group
02:46 < suttin> to ad
02:46 < czarbomba> shit breaks me up every time http://www.humorandmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/hogwartspng.png
02:47 < suttin> oh, its new-adgroup
02:47 < suttin> heh
02:47 < suttin> and people say bash is still better
02:48 < abakedapplepie> Hunterkll: im just going to tell him, if he wants redundant wan, order a second wan for this location
02:48 < abakedapplepie> thats it
02:48 < abakedapplepie> thats the bottom line
02:48 < abakedapplepie> and it is the bottom line
02:48 < xe0n> coz abakedapplepie says so
02:48 < abakedapplepie> i think he was planning on doing that anyway
02:48 < Hunterkll> abakedapplepie, just draw a picture
02:48 < Hunterkll> be like
02:48 < Hunterkll> "internet goes in this box in this building" and "internet goes in this box in this building"
02:48 < czarbomba> harry potter owls. just sayin'
02:48 < Hunterkll> "computers connect behind these boxes in between yes, but the computers point at their own box"
02:49 < abakedapplepie> czarbomba do you have a vendor for those
02:49 < czarbomba> hogwarts, man
02:49 < Hunterkll> Eyelops Owl Emporium iirc
02:49 < m4221> cantibot:
02:49 < czarbomba> i am both attracted to and repulsed by you right now, hunterkll
02:49 < suttin> abakedapplepie: I have some spare cat5 lying around if you want
02:49 < abakedapplepie> lol
02:49 < suttin> you probably just need to find a rock to toss between the buildings
02:49 < m4221> suttin: we meet again
02:50 < suttin> m4221: suh due
02:50 < m4221> suttin: oh I mean s*uttin
02:50 < suttin> ill cunt punch you m4221
02:51 < czarbomba> don't forget to toss a pair of tied-together shoes up on your ethernet cable when you run it
02:51 < DrGibby|> parks and rec or the office?
02:51 < czarbomba> that way people will think your shit is run by gangstas and nobody will mess with it
02:52 < czarbomba> s/cunt/gunt
02:52 < xe0n> loll tied together shoes
02:52 <+layer-eight> suttin meant: "ill gunt punch you m4221"
02:52 < suttin> lol
02:52 < precise> abakedapplepie: just scream to them across the way
02:52 < xe0n> go to work and get a hookup :D
02:52 < xe0n> ounce bag plz
02:53 < czarbomba> this cannabis is for medical purposes, sir
02:53 < suttin> oh oh oh i know, get one of these https://imgur.com/QEMOPMD
02:54 < suttin> then you can morse code over binary
02:54 < suttin> i guess you'll need 2
02:55 < DrGibby|> during a con I attended, that was part of the big decoding thing
03:01 < nohusuro> morning o/
03:02 < DrGibby|> evening o/
03:02 < nohusuro> TIME WIZARD!
03:03 < czarbomba> we have gone 16 hours into the past to correct all the mistakes you make
03:03 < czarbomba> jesus fucking christ you're keeping us busy
03:04 < nohusuro> gotta keep someone in a job
03:04 < Church-> What is this? A WizBiz book?
03:05 < czarbomba> https://www.wizbiz.me.uk/
03:06 < DrGibby|> this RSA app leak is fucking lol btw
03:06 < Church-> Oh?
03:06 <+MillerBOSS> Hey
03:06 <+MillerBOSS> Dude
03:06 <+MillerBOSS> We have a mole
03:07 < nohusuro> anyone had a look through NIST 1.1 cybersecurity framework?
03:07 < nohusuro> want to know if it's even worth the bother to look through it
03:07 < nohusuro> https://www.reddit.com/r/sysadmin/comments/8dh160/nist_releases_version_11_of_its_popular/
03:07 < DrGibby|> yes it is
03:08 < suttin> nohusuro: yes, but apply common sense against what your buisness needs are
03:08 < DrGibby|> suttin++
03:08 <+CheckYourSix> MillerBOSS: ?
03:09 <+MillerBOSS> Its a spoiler CheckYourSix
03:13 < DrGibby|> https://twitter.com/hackerfantastic/status/987135585117786113
03:16 < suttin> lol
03:17 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> FREE AT LAST! FREE AT LAST! NO MORE STUDENT LOANS!
03:17 <+MillerBOSS> I don't know much about how RSA works and all but from what I gather shouldn't we be not using their technology?
03:18 <+MillerBOSS> When I think RSA I think encryption
03:18 < kepler> SysAdminGoneCraZ: the trick is to work for uni and go for free
03:18 <+MillerBOSS> Tell me where I am wrong
03:18 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> kepler: You're god damn right. If only they would hire lol
03:18 < czarbomba> the gmail "inbox" interface could be soooo much. but as per usual goog halfassed it
03:19 < czarbomba> and blatantly missed some serious no-brainers as far as features for someone moving over from gmail or a client would want
03:19 < kepler> or just not go to school at all and know people
03:19 <+NinjaStyle> MillerBOSS: RSA is a company too
03:19 <+MillerBOSS> Right
03:19 <+MillerBOSS> But they seem to be so trusted as a leader int he industry
03:20 < czarbomba> why wouldn't we use rsa
03:20 <+NinjaStyle> MillerBOSS: right
03:20 <+NinjaStyle> they also hold the largest cybersecurity trade show in the world
03:20 <+NinjaStyle> which is happening right now
03:20 < czarbomba> and they share an acronym with south africa
03:20 <+MillerBOSS> Because of the small fuck ups that amount to a lot
03:21 <+NinjaStyle> a lot of people use RSA SecureID as well
03:21 <+NinjaStyle> for 2fa
03:21 < czarbomba> how many of your vendors or manufacturers haven't committed any "small fuck ups"
03:21 <+MillerBOSS> Small fuck ups to me that would lead me to believe how do we know they do not have large fuck ups they no one has found or is not sharing?
03:22 < kepler> most people suck at their jobs, so there are prob tons of large fuckups no one cares about even if they do know about them
03:22 <+MillerBOSS> czarbomba 👉 Sure but to me they should be held to a higher standard as they are about encryption and cybersecurity right?
03:22 <+NinjaStyle> MillerBOSS: this was an app that was build specifically for the conference
03:22 < czarbomba> when companies fuck up they do it out loud. look at equifax.
03:22 <+NinjaStyle> its not one of their core products
03:22 < ned0> lol https://twitter.com/realytcracker/status/829455266923950081
03:22 <+MillerBOSS> Just sharing my thoughts and looking to see where I am wrong. :)
03:23 < suttin> czarbomba: rhel hasn't
03:23 < suttin> oh wait sattelite 6
03:23 <+NinjaStyle> RSA is very much sales oriented ned0
03:23 < kepler> cyber security a hard business to be in. you're just minding your own business getting through the day and next thing you know some dev box open to world and your entire life is fucked
03:23 < kepler> entire world hates you
03:23 <+NinjaStyle> so i mean, yeah its for CISOs
03:23 <+MillerBOSS> Equifax. Good example. In my mind I think how can they be allowed to continue anymore with all of our data, no? Or make them somehow shape or form to show they have learned and what they changed to not fuck up largely in many ways.
03:23 < czarbomba> i'll bet they gave like two junior coders that assignment days before the convention
03:24 < kepler> a bunch of interns prob code equifax everything
03:24 < czarbomba> i don't know if a separate, purpose-built app should be held to the same standards as their critical LOB work
03:24 < kepler> cat heads move so fast when they sneeze
03:24 <+MillerBOSS> So is this false or not have merit? https://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-security-rsa/exclusive-secret-contract-tied-nsa-and-security-industry-pioneer-idUSBRE9BJ1C220131220
03:25 < czarbomba> it's embarrassing. but it's not as if millions of identities could be stolen and credit situations ruined because someone grabbed a spreadsheet through a security hole
03:25 < czarbomba> it would have to be a REALLY BIG SPREADSHEET
03:25 < czarbomba> equifax_secret_info.xlsx
03:25 < czarbomba> the nsa has 'exculsive secret contracts' with almost every tech company you deal with on a daily basis, millerboss
03:25 < czarbomba> ain'tcha hearda prism
03:26 <+MillerBOSS> Yes
03:26 < czarbomba> nsa is watching you type to us
03:26 < czarbomba> and readnig your porn browsing history for ideas
03:26 < suttin> no we arent
03:26 < czarbomba> they know you're not a terrorist. they just want to mess w/ you
03:26 <+MillerBOSS> I am not concerned about the NSA.
03:26 < czarbomba> also, i, uh, called in an anonymous tip saying i saw barrels of fertilizer and spools of wire around your home
03:27 < czarbomba> so keep an eye out for FBI_VAN
03:27 <+MillerBOSS> There is too much data for them to even wish to comprehend real time
03:27 < czarbomba> yeah but they have all the storage to squirrel it away
03:27 < czarbomba> and have a junior analyst review it just in time to avoid the statute of limitations
03:27 <+MillerBOSS> Oh that is why I see FBI_VAN_APPL_11 SSID
03:28 < suttin> yeah, didn't they say now they were using it to build a case after something was discovered?
03:28 < czarbomba> i still have the FBI_VAN_1 SSID up and broadcasting and the most interesting things happen to it that never happened to my vanilla WAP before
03:28 < czarbomba> i guess people aren't quite self-aware enough to realize that the FBI probably wouldn't be advertising themselves with a broadcasting SSID named "FBI_VAN_1"
03:29 <+MillerBOSS> But where I was going with that was RSA among others could have been paid to back door things and with my limited amount of knowledge in this area it appears RSA is one of a kind that "we" trust rather than multiple companies like RSA to choose from that may not all "be paid off".
03:29 < czarbomba> thing is, if RSA is caught giving a backdoor to US govt and a company with a stake catches wind, RSA could be sued literally out of existence
03:29 < czarbomba> because they don't exactly produce tons of high-margin consumables
03:30 <+MillerBOSS> But caught is the big word there right? How could it be proven?
03:30 < ned0> i have seen so many FBI_VAN SSIDs
03:30 < ned0> was that a thing somewhere?
03:30 <+MillerBOSS> I thought it was something about NSA wanting or someone wanting RSA to use a weak cypher?
03:30 < ned0> I picked one up driving through rural CO
03:30 < czarbomba> as for RSA likely cooperating with NSA/homeland to make shit much easier for domestic surveillance? fuck yes it's happened. but goog, M$, aapl, et al. did the same shit
03:30 < czarbomba> so it's all ok. because nothing matters any more
03:30 <+MillerBOSS> Or one that that can be decrypted easier?
03:30 <+MillerBOSS> I don't recall the details
03:31 < xamithan> Fbi_van ssid is a meme
03:31 < czarbomba> ned0, i don't know if it was ever 'a thing'. occasionally drunk or high people on the efnet would make FBI_VAN jokes and i think over time some of us got the brilliant and absolutely original idea to set up SSIDs broadcasting some variant of it
03:31 <+MillerBOSS> OK so you feel "everyone" is cooperating?
03:31 <+NinjaStyle> MillerBOSS: its not that, its just that we cant trust anyone
03:31 <+NinjaStyle> and RSA's biggest product is securid
03:32 < czarbomba> i feel like enough huge tech companies are or were cooperating to make singling out RSA because some twitter neckbeard tweaked their nipples over a faux pas is kinda dumb
03:32 <+NinjaStyle> so lets say they backdoored secureid
03:32 < czarbomba> s/is /
03:32 <+layer-eight> czarbomba meant: "i feel like enough huge tech companies are or were cooperating to make singling out RSA because some twitter neckbeard tweaked their nipples over a faux pas kinda dumb"
03:32 <+NinjaStyle> at least youre using 2fa
03:32 < czarbomba> ninjastyle++\
03:32 < xamithan> ned0: http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/4chan-party-van
03:32 < czarbomba> plus this is what he does so i trust him implicitly (especially when he wears those leather chaps)
03:32 < xamithan> Thats where it came from =/
03:32 < czarbomba> eh
03:33 < czarbomba> FBI_VAN was around long before the 4chan pedobear/fbi partyv&/etc. retardation started
03:33 < czarbomba> or, in fact, 4chan itself
03:33 < xamithan> True,  but 4chan popularized it
03:33 < xamithan> Like most things,  well after it got stale
03:33 < czarbomba> s/popularized it/distilled it into an easily-consumable substandard "meme" suitable for retards who would read 4chan
03:33 <+layer-eight> xamithan meant: "True,  but 4chan distilled it into an easily-consumable substandard "meme" suitable for retards who would read 4chan"
03:33 < czarbomba> potato po-tah-toe i guess
03:34 <+NinjaStyle> potato potato
03:34 < czarbomba> pizza pizza
03:34 < czarbomba> is little caesars slowly going out of business
03:34 < xamithan> Not in low income cities
03:35 <+MillerBOSS> OK fair enough
03:36 < czarbomba> i just realized the guy who tattled to twitter about RSA calls himself "hacker fantastic"
03:36 < czarbomba> so now i'm on RSA's side just out of fucking principle
03:36 <+MillerBOSS> https://wigle.net/search#fullSearch?lastupdt=20180101000000&ssidlike=FBI_VAN_
03:36 <+NinjaStyle> lets be fair, that was a huge fuckup
03:36 < czarbomba> yeah but if it was truly something whipped together for what is admittedly their big moment, i know how these companies operate and what they would do to get the thing built
03:37 < czarbomba> and that is to hand it off to the team with the least critical shit to do and rush it to completion
03:37 < czarbomba> RSA procedurally fucked up by not having one of their crack guys well and truly check it out
03:38 <+NinjaStyle> they fucked up by making a shit api that contained somewhat sensitive data
03:38 <+MillerBOSS> Does RSA have any real competitors?
03:38 <+NinjaStyle> i mean its basically PII for all antendees
03:38 < czarbomba> not excusing, just understandable.  and yes, it's probably worth chuckling about. i'm just not gonna let some guy named "hacker fantastic" be on the vanguard in my mind
03:38 <+NinjaStyle> attendees *
03:38 < czarbomba> oh hey what happened with that out of state job/interview/whatever?
03:39 < czarbomba> or should i not ask because you never bothered telling us :/
03:40 <+MillerBOSS> OK back to Season 5 Silicon Valley.
03:40 < czarbomba> if they didn't make an offer and then double it we'll storm their fucking HQ with tiki torches and atari ET video game cartridges straight from the dump
03:40 < DrGibby|> great show, MillerBOSS
03:40 < czarbomba> i am still downloading the eps i've missed so far
03:40 < czarbomba> so i'm now a season behind :(
03:40 < czarbomba> keep forgetting to unthrottle my client >:
03:41 < Church-> czarbomba: S5 is hit and miss.
03:41 < czarbomba> millerboss aren't you going to a midnight showing of ST2
03:41 < Church-> E3 is fucking amazing. Effectively a romance movie.
03:41 <+MillerBOSS> Dudes BTC alert sound is hilarious though
03:42 <+MillerBOSS> Its already now. Other guy pussied out. >I'm tired
03:42 < czarbomba> movie plans with another guy, eh
03:42 <+NinjaStyle> czarbomba: im actually getting an offer soon
03:42 < czarbomba> sounds like you didn't want to put out
03:42 <+NinjaStyle> waiting on bg check
03:42 < czarbomba> ninjastyle sweet
03:42 < Nightcinder> TRAFFIC ADVISORY: I 480 WB @ Ridge 300 gallon spill of Aluminum Chloride. All lanes on 480 West are closed indefinitely. AVOID AREA
03:42 < Nightcinder> this sounds like fun
03:42 < czarbomba> when they call, answer and say "whatever you're about to offer, double it."
03:43 <+NinjaStyle> yeah that RSA issue looks like 2 pretty big API vulns. i mean whoever built it should have been aware of these things
03:43 < czarbomba> you didn't say aluminium so i take it that's not in .eu or .au
03:44 <+NinjaStyle> insecure direct object reference + sequential IDs
03:44 <@Nostalg14c> Morning.
03:44 <+NinjaStyle> hi Nostalg14c
03:44 <+MillerBOSS> The date & time is currently: Thursday, April 19, 2018 at 8:44:42 PM
03:44 < czarbomba> doesn't aluminum chloride just act as a dessicant
03:44 <+MillerBOSS> The worlds time is Central
03:44 < czarbomba> eastern time is where god pays attention
03:45 < czarbomba> that's why the center of the financial world is in nyc
03:45  * MillerBOSS rolls eyes
03:45 <+MillerBOSS> ;)
03:45 < Nightcinder> czarbomba: no it's here in ohio
03:46 < Nightcinder> and it's in liquid form
03:46 <+MillerBOSS> No its Iowa
03:46 < czarbomba> the rivers that catch fire?
03:46 < xamithan> Shanghai best
03:46 < czarbomba> "is something on fire? get buckets of water!" "uh, you'll never believe what's on fire..."
03:47 <+NinjaStyle> eastern time is almost 50% of the US population
03:47 <+MillerBOSS> OK Church- Thanks. I filled 2 hours of my day because of you.
03:47 <+NinjaStyle> but UTC+8 is almost 25% of the world population
03:47 <+NinjaStyle> because of china
03:48 <+NinjaStyle> so thats probably technically the worlds time
03:48 <@Nostalg14c> < is +8PM utc
03:48 <@Nostalg14c> so i win.
03:48 <@Nostalg14c> aka
03:48 <@Nostalg14c> good morning.
03:49 < DrGibby|> good evening, Nostalg14c
03:53 < suttin> 0 utc is the world time because timezones are dumb
03:55 < Church-> MillerBOSS: Lol
03:56 <+CheckYourSix> Timezones do kinda screw shit up. They're convenient to a point though
03:56 < nohusuro> They're convenient until we become a multi-planetary species
03:57 < Hunterkll> fuck
03:57 < Hunterkll> CheckYourSix broke reddit
03:57 <+NinjaStyle> good riddance
03:57 < suttin> yeah CheckYourSix what the crap
03:57 < Church-> Wow, reddit is down for once.
03:58 < Church-> Been years since this happened.
03:58 < suttin> then utc 0 just becomes the stardate
03:58 <+NinjaStyle> because they suck
03:58 < Hunterkll> Church-, apparently happened earlier too
03:58 < czarbomba> right now there are like five hundred thirtysomething manchildren losing their shit in mom's basement
03:58 < suttin> its back
03:59 < Church-> Huh
03:59 < Hunterkll> oh no
03:59 < Hunterkll> i think comments might be triplicating
03:59 < Hunterkll> :D
03:59 < Hunterkll> suttin, 503 every other refresh
03:59 < Hunterkll> :D
03:59 < suttin> :D
04:00 < DrGibby|> what website is this?
04:00 < suttin> so my boss wants me to containerize all the things
04:00 < DrGibby|> I wanna participate in a DDoS
04:00 <+NinjaStyle> what time is your call tomorrow DrGibby|
04:01 < Hunterkll> DrGibby|, reddit
04:01 < Hunterkll> :D
04:01 < DrGibby|> NinjaStyle: 2:30
04:01 <+NinjaStyle> aw late
04:01 < DrGibby|> 2:30 my time
04:01 <+MillerBOSS> No my time
04:02  * DrGibby| keeps refreshing reddit
04:03 < Hunterkll> lol what the fuck
04:03 < Hunterkll> https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/8dfcee/something_tells_me_they_werent_playing_truth_or/
04:03 < nohusuro> Hunterkll: how was the fanfest?
04:04 < Hunterkll> nohusuro, pretty sure i fucked 3 different nationalities
04:04 < Hunterkll> o.O
04:04 < Hunterkll> one was outside of fanfest though
04:04 < Hunterkll> some rando in a bar
04:04 < Hunterkll> i like iceland
04:05 < Hunterkll> lol
04:05 < Hunterkll> that info about the pterodactyl noises is great
04:05 <+NinjaStyle> Hunterkll: oh yeah? what was his name
04:05 < xe0n> lolll
04:05 < Hunterkll> NinjaStyle, loooooooool
04:05 < Hunterkll> actually
04:05 < Hunterkll> i don't know any of their names
04:05 < Hunterkll> which is hilarious
04:06 <+NinjaStyle> heh
04:06 < xe0n> i picked up a chick at the surf club a week or two ago, hasn't stopped coming over lol
04:06 < Hunterkll> no fucking clue about the finnish chick, didn't bother with reading her badge
04:06 < xe0n> im like give me a break lol
04:06 < Hunterkll> she just wanted to hook up in a construction area
04:06 < Hunterkll> so i'm like
04:06 < Hunterkll> ok
04:06 < xe0n> loll
04:06 < Hunterkll> xe0n, yea these would have to come like 2500 miles + to get to me
04:06 < Hunterkll> so
04:06 < nohusuro> "let's get to building a baby"
04:06 < Hunterkll> LOL
04:06 < nohusuro> It's so easy to kill the mood
04:07 < Hunterkll> nah we were just wandering the streets of reykjavik looking for a spot
04:07 < Hunterkll> was great
04:07 < nohusuro> sounds cold
04:07 < Hunterkll> it was okay
04:07 < Hunterkll> .....
04:07 < Hunterkll> .....
04:07 < Hunterkll> AW FUCK ME SIDEWAYS
04:07 < Hunterkll> COME THE EVER LOVING FUCK ON NO NO NO NO
04:07 < Hunterkll> .... I had a wizard hat and trench coat on for each incident.
04:07 < nohusuro> no robe?
04:07 < xe0n> LOL
04:07 < Hunterkll> .............. I had on my robe and wizard hat .............
04:07 < xe0n> captain crunch
04:08 < Hunterkll> fuck me sideways
04:08 < nohusuro> not a dan of missionary?
04:08 < nohusuro> fan*
04:08 < ayeitzabee> No doggy ftw
04:08 < ayeitzabee> Smash dat puss
04:08 <+NinjaStyle> #reddit-fuckboyadmin
04:09 < Hunterkll> lol
04:09 < Hunterkll> oh here's a fun one
04:09 < Hunterkll> i don't think iceland believes in black people
04:09 <+NinjaStyle> :O
04:09 < Hunterkll> I don't recall seeing a single one
04:09 <+NinjaStyle> neither does bush
04:10 < Hunterkll> whole lotta this though
04:10 < Hunterkll> http://i.imgur.com/qI2nV.jpg
04:10 <+MillerBOSS> But they would not dare touch you I am sure
04:11 < Hunterkll> HAH
04:11 <+MillerBOSS> Prove it
04:11 < Hunterkll> that'd be saturday night, i suspect
04:11 < Hunterkll> no i don't wanna get banned from EVE
04:11 < Hunterkll> :'(
04:11 <+MillerBOSS> Where are the videos?
04:11 < Hunterkll> just gonna point out that MillerBOSS is asking for sex videos of me
04:11 < Hunterkll> just sayin'
04:12 < nohusuro> POV
04:12 <+MillerBOSS> #fakenews I said touch. Like even sitting next to is enough that you wouldn't get.
04:12 <+MillerBOSS> >just sayin'
04:12 < Hunterkll> pffff
04:12 <+MillerBOSS> ;)
04:12 <+NinjaStyle> preferably sex videos tho
04:12 < Hunterkll> YOU WILL SEE
04:12 < Hunterkll> when the evidence from next year's burning man comes out
04:12 < xe0n> cam eachother
04:12 < Hunterkll> >_>
04:13 < Hunterkll> I got drafted into a burning man group...
04:14 <+AnonymooseReddtr>  uh oh
04:14 <+NinjaStyle> i need food
04:14 <+NinjaStyle> feed me
04:14 < Hunterkll> Buncha religious fuckwads too. Fuckin' Amarr space pope
04:14 < Hunterkll> though i like their version of the truth
04:14 < Hunterkll> the holy book contains a 1 liter flask of jack apparently.
04:14 < Hunterkll> :o
04:17 < Hunterkll> https://gameplaying.info/eve-fanfest-2018-held-a-real-wedding/
04:18 < Hunterkll> one of the side chicks in that photo gave me some carolina reaper stuff
04:18 < Hunterkll> lol
04:19 <+MillerBOSS> Thanks for the fucking rabbit hole Hunterkll from /r/WTF to https://www.youtube.com/user/instajustice/videos
04:33 < czarbomba> usually the people hunterkll sends into a hole are never heard from again
04:33 <+MillerBOSS> Yeah not this guy
04:33 < czarbomba> the night is young
04:34 <+AnonymooseReddtr> sure is
04:34 <+AnonymooseReddtr> almost got my magic mirror working
04:36 < Hunterkll> czarbomba, i dunno, the night just got old fasat
04:36 < Hunterkll> czarbomba, https://imgur.com/OrWrFnF
04:36 < Hunterkll> fast
04:36 < Hunterkll> i'm 2nd and 4th line
04:36 < Hunterkll> group admin is 6th line
04:36 < Hunterkll> lol
04:37 < czarbomba> the guy who eats his own ass probably won't ever be heard from again either
04:41 < Hunterkll> https://i.imgur.com/ZNNNq3h.jpg
04:41 < Hunterkll> wat
04:41 <+MillerBOSS> My person does but I don't. These fuck offs that act like they are king shit with the cops entertain me every time because they deserve what they got coming to them. Am I being detained https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zirnmx0_hWI
04:41 <+layer-eight> YouTube Sovereign Citizens Getting Owned - AM I BEING DETAINED?! - April 2018 by 2018-04-04T04:15:06.000Z (duration: 14:10) on Wed Apr 04 11:15:06 UTC 2018, 2018-04-04T04:15:06.000Z views
04:43 < silentfury> only applies to USA
04:44 <+MillerBOSS> Where do they learn this shit from, Alex Jones?
04:44 <+MillerBOSS> What applies int he USA only silentfury ?
04:46 < nohusuro> what's everyone up to today?
04:46 < nohusuro> I'm bored shitless and it's only 10:45 am
04:47 < nohusuro> why can't we get Universal basic income and only work a few hours a day xD
04:48 <+NinjaStyle> Git gud
04:49 < nohusuro> Just doing some mindless software migrations today -.-
04:49 < nohusuro> it's killing my will to live
04:49 < xe0n> documentation day for me
04:53 < silentfury> MillerBOSS: 'am i being detained' video
04:54 <+MillerBOSS> People do this in many countries.
04:55 <+MillerBOSS> I just wonder till this day who is behind this movement
05:09 <+MillerBOSS> This guy has a good channel of videos https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrHK2tLgKTg
05:09 <+layer-eight> YouTube GTA in Real Life by 2018-04-11T04:31:09.000Z (duration: 28s) on Wed Apr 11 11:31:09 UTC 2018, 2018-04-11T04:31:09.000Z views
05:12 <+ktechmidas> why do certain commands require a certain order... only commands I've ever noticed this with are ones related to SSH
05:13 <+ktechmidas> "ssh-keyscan -p 2222 git.xxx.net" works but "ssh-keyscan git.xxx.net -p 2222" does not... and gives cryptic errors
05:14 < nohusuro> ktechmidas: programming
05:14 < nohusuro> :P
05:14 < nohusuro> like, why even use -p at all and not just use the colon port specifier like most other things? git.xxx.net:2222
05:15 <+ktechmidas> that doesn't work either
05:15 <+ktechmidas> :P
05:15 <+ktechmidas> I did try that one
05:16 <+ktechmidas> and got this - getaddrinfo -p: Name or service not known
05:16 <+ktechmidas> “”
05:40 < nohusuro> oh ktechmidas I wasn't telling you to use that. I was saying, why didn't the programmers stick to that format
05:40 < m4221> Anyone here?
05:41 < enix> no
05:44 < m4221> Sousapro:
05:45 <+MillerBOSS> m4221 👉 its quiet time now. Shh
05:46 < m4221> MillerBOSS: hahahahaha
05:46 < m4221> MillerBOSS: may I pm?
05:46 <+MillerBOSS> You don't have to ask to PM, man.
05:46 <+MillerBOSS> But I may not respond though. :P
05:46 < enix> I often ask that via PM anyway :P
05:49 <+NinjaStyle> Boooop
05:50 < m4221> NinjaStyle: my brother said for you to go f yourself
05:51 < Sousapro> Oh hai m4221
05:51 <+NinjaStyle> Tell him I'll kick him in the dick so hard it'll come out his nose
05:51 < Sousapro> How's it going?
05:52 < czarbomba> plot twist: m4221's brother is really the twin he absorbed into his abdomen in utero
05:53 <@Nostalg14c> https://bugs.launchpad.net/bugs/1584682
05:53 <@Nostalg14c> Why does this still eist
05:53 <@Nostalg14c> exist*
05:53 < Sousapro> m4221's brother is dead people
05:57 <+NinjaStyle> Tell your bro to sass me again m4221
06:01 <@Nostalg14c> Y'all seen this Greykey?
06:01 <@Nostalg14c> GrayKey**
06:03 < BytesAndCoffee> Nostalg14c: and it was rendered pretty much dead as of iOS 11.3
06:03 <+NinjaStyle> Ye
06:03 <@Nostalg14c> i run ios 10
06:03 <@Nostalg14c> so its still relevant to me :(
06:04 <+MillerBOSS> Why?
06:04 < BytesAndCoffee> after exactly 7 days from the last successful unlock attempt, the lightning port's data pins are disabled
06:04 <@Nostalg14c> idk, i hate updating
06:04 <@Nostalg14c> yeah i read the update change.
06:04 <@Nostalg14c> I didnt update originally due to the Mail bug w/ exchange/ios11
06:04 <@Nostalg14c> And just been lazy since.
06:04 <+MillerBOSS> Oh
06:05 < BytesAndCoffee> i need to look into a battery replacement
06:05 < BytesAndCoffee> i've had my 7 less than half a year
06:05 < BytesAndCoffee> but its already at 91%
06:06 < BytesAndCoffee> 90
06:06 < BytesAndCoffee> wtf
06:06 < BytesAndCoffee> it was at 95% when i updated to 11.3
06:06 < BytesAndCoffee> maybe i should do a restore
06:06 <+MillerBOSS> Do you let it die or recharge often?
06:06 < BytesAndCoffee> charge once a day
06:07 < rpifan> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=063RGou-P_8
06:07 <+layer-eight> YouTube Divine - You Think You're a Man by 2013-01-24T22:42:44.000Z (duration: 3:33) on Fri Jan 25 05:42:44 UTC 2013, 2013-01-24T22:42:44.000Z views
06:07 <+MillerBOSS> 94% on a 7 Plus. I go through multiple charges a day sometimes of use it a lot.
06:07 <+A-KO> Hunterkll
06:07 < vader-> i need to replace my phone... i have a Samsung GS7+
06:08 < vader-> the back glass is separating from the case
06:08 < vader-> i think the battery semi exploded
06:08 < vader-> my battery life is shit
06:09 <+MillerBOSS> System Info: Model: iPhone 7 Plus · iOS: 11.4 · RAM: 2.93 GB · Disk Space: 238.41 GB · GPU: PowerVR Series 7XT Plus · Screen Resolution (Portrait): 1920x1080 · Battery: 100% · Uptime: 23h · Client: Mutter 1.23.1 (Build 1810820)
06:09 < BytesAndCoffee> MillerBOSS: what's new between .3 and .4
06:10 <+MillerBOSS> Not much yet. The word is AirPlay 2 and iCloud Messages Sync
06:10 < BytesAndCoffee> ah
06:10 < BytesAndCoffee> so nothing groundbreaking
06:10 < BytesAndCoffee> i wish Apple Pay P2P was in Canada
06:10 <+MillerBOSS> https://www.macrumors.com/2018/04/16/apple-seeds-ios-11-4-beta-2-to-developers/
06:11 <+MillerBOSS> I never even tried that
06:11 <+MillerBOSS> How do you get your money "out"?
06:11 < BytesAndCoffee> MillerBOSS: you can cash out
06:11 <+MillerBOSS> Yeah how?
06:11 < BytesAndCoffee> or just use your balance in Apple Pay
06:12 < BytesAndCoffee> with the Apple Pay Cash card in Wallet
06:12 <+MillerBOSS> Well then give me an Apple Pay Debit card and I would use it
06:12 <+MillerBOSS> Like a PayPal debit card
06:12 <+MillerBOSS> Or ButPay debit card
06:12 <+MillerBOSS> And BitPay
06:12 <+MillerBOSS> ButtPay
06:12 < BytesAndCoffee> https://support.apple.com/explore/apple-pay-cash
06:13 < enix> s/ay/lay
06:13 <+layer-eight> BytesAndCoffee meant: "https://support.apple.com/explore/apple-play-cash"
06:13 < enix> lol
06:13 < xe0n> my bank doesn't even support apple pay yet :|
06:13 < xe0n> i'll eventually change lol
06:13 < BytesAndCoffee> xe0n: s/doesn't even support apple pay yet/sucks/
06:13 < BytesAndCoffee> s/doesn't even support apple pay yet/sucks/
06:13 <+layer-eight> BytesAndCoffee meant: "xe0n: s/sucks/sucks/"
06:14 <+MillerBOSS> Still old ass ACH bullshit 2-3 days https://support.apple.com/en-us/HT207882
06:14 <+MillerBOSS> And I can understand why Apple may not want to allow Apple Pay to PayPal but come on.
06:14 <+MillerBOSS> Right?
06:15 <+MillerBOSS> What are some of your favorite apps on iOS?
06:15 <+MillerBOSS> Such as things you use for your job or home IT shit
06:15 < xe0n> i haven't downloaded an app on my phone in forever
06:15 < xe0n> microsoft authenticator
06:16 <+MillerBOSS> Thats a start. What else, people?
06:16 < BytesAndCoffee> Apollo is the best reddit client on iOS
06:16 < ekym> password manager
06:17 < xe0n> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPo01I-2MPY
06:17 <+layer-eight> YouTube 30 Rock Season 3 - Apollo Apollo by 2009-08-23T07:14:06.000Z (duration: 25s) on Sun Aug 23 14:14:06 UTC 2009, 2009-08-23T07:14:06.000Z views
06:17 <+MillerBOSS> Apollo. Checking it out now
06:18 <+MillerBOSS> I really really wish Podcasts was a better app. It sucks ass
06:18 < ekym> dunno if playerFM is on iOS or not
06:18 <+MillerBOSS> Last time I remember it was good was before Johnny Ive took over all design from Scott Forstall
06:18 < xe0n> i need to buy a new phone, waiting for the next gen iphones
06:18 < enix> iphone x ftw
06:18 < xe0n> yeah, waiting for the next rev
06:19 <+MillerBOSS> Same here xe0n I want the rumored iPhone X Plus
06:19 < xe0n> ^
06:19 < enix> Doubt it
06:19 <+MillerBOSS> Fucking HUGE ass screen
06:19 < xe0n> iphone x mini?
06:19 < enix> they announced that they werent going to cintune the X
06:19 < xe0n> new iphone x/
06:19 < xe0n> announced?
06:19 < xe0n> lol where
06:19 < enix> idk read this ages ago
06:19 < BytesAndCoffee> MillerBOSS: do you do 2FA on your Apple ID?
06:19 <+MillerBOSS> Parts leaked already enix and they don't "announce"
06:19 < xe0n> on what, 9to5mac or macrumors? lol
06:19 <+MillerBOSS> Yes BytesAndCoffee
06:20 < xe0n> 2fa 4 lyffff
06:20 < enix> mmk was something i read not too long after gettin gmine
06:20 < BytesAndCoffee> i've been putting it off
06:20 < xe0n> who knows, either way im not buying a new phne till the next gens
06:20 < xe0n> then i'll see
06:20 < BytesAndCoffee> even though i know how it works inside and out
06:20 < xe0n> phones are a waste of money
06:21 <+MillerBOSS> I have a Apple ID for iCloud and one for App Store. Still waiting for you to be able to combine the two.
06:21 < BytesAndCoffee> MillerBOSS: why do you have two
06:21 < xe0n> one for tinder, other for mario run
06:21 <+MillerBOSS> App Store is @gmail username before I got .Mac
06:22 < BytesAndCoffee> wait
06:22 <+MillerBOSS> Which was before MobileMe
06:22 < BytesAndCoffee> when did .Mac launch
06:22 < BytesAndCoffee> i thought gmail came after .Mac switched to MobileME
06:22 < BytesAndCoffee> s/ME/Me/
06:22 <+layer-eight> BytesAndCoffee meant: "i thought gmail came after .Mac switched to MobileMe"
06:22 <+MillerBOSS> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MobileMe#Services
06:23 <+MillerBOSS> Oh 2002
06:23 < BytesAndCoffee> yeah
06:23 <+MillerBOSS> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MobileMe#.Mac before iTools
06:24 <+MillerBOSS> So when I set up a new macOS install I need to select different iCloud and App Store credentials if I want to do it automatically
06:24 < BytesAndCoffee> i wish Apple still offered @mac.com emails
06:25 <+MillerBOSS> Link at the very bottom https://derflounder.files.wordpress.com/2013/10/screen-shot-2013-10-27-at-9-04-27-am.png
06:25 <+MillerBOSS> Actually they still use @mac.com if you check the headers of your @me.com or @icloud.com
06:27 < BytesAndCoffee> i thought <whatever>@mac.com only works as an alias if your account was migrated from @mac.com
06:27 <+MillerBOSS> And they use Oracle Communications Messaging Server 8.0.1.2.20170607 64bit (built Jun  7 2017)
06:27 < BytesAndCoffee> icloud signups don't get @mac.com/@me.com login aliases
06:28 < xe0n> does it matter?
06:28 < BytesAndCoffee> xe0n: ePeen
06:28 <+MillerBOSS> I mean within the headers in iCloud email I saw @Mac.com for apples backend being used thinking they could still do it if they wanted to
06:28 < BytesAndCoffee> or in this case, iPeen
06:29 <+MillerBOSS> How is http://itools.com/ not owned by Apple
06:29 < BytesAndCoffee> idk
06:29 < BytesAndCoffee> but itunes.com is
06:30 <+MillerBOSS> iDisk, 20 megabytes of personal Internet-based storage on Apple’s Internet Servers.
06:30 <+MillerBOSS> https://www.apple.com/newsroom/2000/01/05Apple-Unveils-Internet-Strategy/
06:30 < BytesAndCoffee> also expresslane.apple.com just forwards to getsupport.apple.com
06:30 < BytesAndCoffee> MillerBOSS: wow, massive
06:30 < BytesAndCoffee> ;)
06:33 <+MillerBOSS> One thing thought I wish they would make Mac App Store snappier. Still using something old? Same with browsing Apple Music in iTunes
06:33 < BytesAndCoffee> apple.com/feedback
06:33 <+MillerBOSS> Yeah yeah :P
06:33 <+MillerBOSS> https://youtu.be/dbO4lW-6_8E?t=1297
06:33 <+layer-eight> YouTube Macworld SF 2000 (5 Jan 2000) by 2011-10-08T22:37:25.000Z (duration: 2:14:59) on Sun Oct 09 05:37:25 UTC 2011, 2011-10-08T22:37:25.000Z views
06:34 <+MillerBOSS> iTools reveal. Didn't Microsoft say the Internet, that won't be much of anything?
06:34 <+MillerBOSS> Specifically Bill Gates
06:35 <+MillerBOSS> But then again we can't get everything right
06:35  * czarbomba chloroforms millerboss
06:36 <+ktechmidas> can’t believe someone tried to scam me :(
06:36 <+ktechmidas> I’m sad
06:37 <+MillerBOSS> Well it was in '94 but still >I see little commercial potential for the internet for the next 10 years
06:37 <+MillerBOSS> https://www.quora.com/What-are-some-classic-quotes-greatly-underestimating-or-mispredicting-the-then-future-of-technology
06:37 <+MillerBOSS> There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in his home.
06:37 <+MillerBOSS> – Ken Olsen, President of Digital Equipment Corporation, at the Convention of the World Future Society, 1977
06:37 <+ktechmidas> tbf there was very little commercial potential is ‘04
06:37 <+ktechmidas> *in
06:37 < catbeard> please forward all of your useful ps1/powershell scripts now
06:37 < catbeard> ty
06:38 <+ktechmidas> it all took off with MySpace, Facebook, YouTube etc taking off
06:38 <+ktechmidas> before that it was a geek’s paradise
06:38 < czarbomba> s/all of your useful ps1\/powershell scripts/porn
06:38 <+MillerBOSS> AOL Microsoft, Jeeves, Facebook are in 2004
06:38 < czarbomba> did jeeves make any moolah until the name was dropped?
06:38 <+ktechmidas> exactly... so he was pretty much right
06:39 < czarbomba> which was like 2006
06:39 <+ktechmidas> it was probably 06ish that high speed ‘net started getting used everywhere
06:39 <+MillerBOSS> https://www.computerhope.com/jargon/g/g4techtv.htm started in '01
06:39 < czarbomba> lol. g4 was the cable access network for nerds
06:39 <+ktechmidas> ^
06:39 <+MillerBOSS> I mean Tech TV there
06:40 <+MillerBOSS> Or ZDTV before that
06:40 <+ktechmidas> again though... think about when the whole thing took off commercially, it was nothing before 04... yeah there some successful businesses but nothing huge
06:40 <+MillerBOSS> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbpX8TJy3o4 1999
06:40 <+ktechmidas> (maybe 02/03)
06:40 <+layer-eight> YouTube The Screen Savers 07-30-1999 by 2006-07-31T09:33:51.000Z (duration: 49:18) on Mon Jul 31 16:33:51 UTC 2006, 2006-07-31T09:33:51.000Z views
06:40 <+MillerBOSS> Leo Laporte
06:40 <+MillerBOSS> Now twit.tv
06:40 < BytesAndCoffee> do i make boxed mac and cheese at 12:40 AM?
06:41 <+ktechmidas> why not BytesAndCoffee? :)
06:41 < xe0n> cheese makes you have weird dreams
06:41 <+ktechmidas> MillerBOSS, once again for nerds & geeks like us though
06:41 < czarbomba> what time are you supposed to make boxed mac and cheese if not after midnight on a weekday
06:41 <+MillerBOSS> Yes :)
06:41 <+MillerBOSS> Only Kraft, please
06:41 < xe0n> freaks and geeks
06:41 < BytesAndCoffee> KD
06:41 < BytesAndCoffee> the one and only
06:42 < xe0n> Linda Cardellini is still hot
06:42 <+MillerBOSS> Extra milk
06:42 <+MillerBOSS> And salt & pepper
06:42 < BytesAndCoffee> extra butter
06:42 <+MillerBOSS> I never did that
06:42 < xe0n> and busy phillips lost weight lol
06:42 < BytesAndCoffee> i sometimes add a bit of mayo
06:42 < BytesAndCoffee> adds a bit of richness and tang
06:43 < czarbomba> to mac and cheese?
06:43 < xe0n> mayo to mac and cheese lol
06:43 < czarbomba> please tell me it's duke's, at least
06:43 <+MillerBOSS> If there are any ol Screen Savers watchers https://twit.tv/shows/new-screen-savers
06:43 < BytesAndCoffee> czarbomba: to kraft dinner
06:43 < czarbomba> same thing
06:43 < xe0n> mac and cheese aint that big here in aus
06:43 < xe0n> like i've seen it, but yeahhhh looks like plastic shit
06:43 < czarbomba> it was handy po folks food back in the day
06:44 < czarbomba> i don't think i've had any in 10 years or more, though
06:44 < BytesAndCoffee> xe0n: Canada is the worlds largest per capita consumer of boxed mac and cheese
06:44 < xe0n> haha
06:44 <+MillerBOSS> Also CNET did a live call in show too
06:44 < vader-> Any of you guys take any AWS or Azure certification exams?
06:44 <+MillerBOSS> With Tom Merritt and another dude
06:44 <+ktechmidas> Yup I was an AWS Pro (Devops)
06:44 < czarbomba> also, if a cheese curd shortage hit canada would dissolve into riots and chaos
06:44 < BytesAndCoffee> MillerBOSS: wasn't that the one with Chris Pirillo?
06:44 <+ktechmidas> sup?
06:44 <+MillerBOSS> Chris Pirillo was on Screen Savers
06:45 <+MillerBOSS> Same with a lot of people that are doing well now
06:45 <+ktechmidas> I saw Chris in vegas once
06:45 <+MillerBOSS> Keven Rose
06:45 < vader-> trying to figure out which one i want to take... im looking at either AWS first or Azure first...
06:45 <+MillerBOSS> Kevin*
06:45 <+ktechmidas> wasn’t aware he was on screen savers
06:45 < vader-> im trying to get into a cloud engineer/architect role
06:45 < vader-> and everyone is asking for them
06:45 <+ktechmidas> vader- ah I didn’t do the Azure ones... but the AWS ones are pretty interesting
06:45 <+MillerBOSS> https://www.ranker.com/list/full-cast-of-the-screen-savers-cast-list-for-the-show-the-screen-savers/reference
06:45 <+ktechmidas> I let mine expire
06:46 <+ktechmidas> they weren’t as important as I thought they were here
06:46 < BytesAndCoffee> i was on geekshed for a while
06:46 <+ktechmidas> me too
06:46 <+NinjaStyle> What's geekshed
06:46 <+MillerBOSS> Tom Merrit and Sarah Lane do http://www.dailytechnewsshow.com/
06:46 < BytesAndCoffee> and then it became cancer
06:46 <+ktechmidas> an IRC network
06:46 <+ktechmidas> like most networks do
06:46 < BytesAndCoffee> NinjaStyle: an irc network dominated by chris pirillo's fanbase
06:47 <+ktechmidas> freenode can be pretty toxic though
06:47 < BytesAndCoffee> like how foonetic is 95% xkcd
06:47 <+MillerBOSS> I miss DiggNation also https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODDxiTExRRg
06:47 <+layer-eight> YouTube Leo Laporte Crowd Surfing at Diggnation SXSW 2010 by 2010-03-14T06:34:00.000Z (duration: 3:08) on Sun Mar 14 13:34:00 UTC 2010, 2010-03-14T06:34:00.000Z views
06:47 <+MillerBOSS> And he streamed that live in 2010
06:48 < czarbomba> diggnation lol
06:48 < BytesAndCoffee> ktechmidas: eh, its about going on the right channels
06:48 < czarbomba> digg finally gave up the ghost on its reinvention early this year
06:48 < czarbomba> earlier. like march
06:48 <+ktechmidas> I saw him in CES... maybe a year earlier
06:48 <+ktechmidas> like ‘09?
06:48 <+ktechmidas> can’t remember what he was promoting though
06:48 < BytesAndCoffee> czarbomba: and reddit is making the same mistakes that digg did prior
06:49 <+MillerBOSS> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JoEzWlQH5xw The other view from Diggnation
06:49 <+layer-eight> YouTube Leo Laporte @ Live Diggnation SxSW 2010 by 2010-03-14T09:35:29.000Z (duration: 6:48) on Sun Mar 14 16:35:29 UTC 2010, 2010-03-14T09:35:29.000Z views
06:49 <+MillerBOSS> That was before Leo got old and lazy
06:49 <+MillerBOSS> Sorry Leo
06:49 < DrGibby|> https://youtu.be/YWuHHMuxTQY
06:49 <+layer-eight> YouTube Beetlejuice Hilarious Clips by 2008-11-08T08:09:42.000Z (duration: 5:20) on Sat Nov 08 15:09:42 UTC 2008, 2008-11-08T08:09:42.000Z views
06:50 < DrGibby|> I love beet
06:50 < czarbomba> bears, beets, battlestar galactica
06:51 <+MillerBOSS> Fact
06:51 <+MillerBOSS> Bears et beets
06:51 <+MillerBOSS> Eat em too
06:52 < DrGibby|> WHO, ME?
06:53 < DrGibby|> also: he's as bads as can
06:53 <+MillerBOSS> Also https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Revision3 had great content before Discovery bought em co founded by Kevin Rose
06:53 <+ktechmidas> https://i.imgur.com/k7257yP.png
06:53 <+ktechmidas> fuck this guy
06:54 < DrGibby|> TechTV > *
06:55 <+MillerBOSS> ANNNNnnd https://www.youtube.com/user/ComputerChroniclesYT
06:57 < DrGibby|> David Shargel looks like a penis.
06:57 < DrGibby|> seriously
06:58 < DrGibby|> dude looks like a fucking dick
06:58 <+MillerBOSS> DrGibby| 👉 This is for you speaking of penis https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpJj6YZydlo watch first segment
06:58 <+layer-eight> YouTube NSFW! The Art Of The Accidental Penis [Pics] - Diggnation by 2010-05-08T11:19:34.000Z (duration: 4:29) on Sat May 08 18:19:34 UTC 2010, 2010-05-08T11:19:34.000Z views
06:59 <+MillerBOSS> That potato
06:59 < czarbomba> s/ speaking of/, video of my
06:59 <+layer-eight> MillerBOSS meant: "DrGibby| ðﾟﾑﾉ This is for you, video of my penis https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpJj6YZydlo watch first segment"
07:00 < xe0n> lol compuer chronicals
07:00 < xe0n> i remember when that was a thing
07:01 < vader-> ktechmidas, do you do "cloud" work?
07:01 < xe0n> the os/'2 eps of chronicals are good
07:01 < rpifan> ur a meteorologist
07:01 < xe0n> os/2 vs nt, that was a good debate
07:03 <+ktechmidas> vader-, I used to do
07:03 < DrGibby|> g'night nerds <3
07:04 <+MillerBOSS> xe0n 👉 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1YcGX5F9ZZA ?
07:04 <+layer-eight> YouTube The Computer Chronicles - OS/2 (1993) by 2013-08-01T04:27:20.000Z (duration: 27:12) on Thu Aug 01 11:27:20 UTC 2013, 2013-08-01T04:27:20.000Z views
07:06 < xe0n> MillerBOSS: yeah i know...
07:07 < xe0n> i used to use os/2 :P
07:07 <+MillerBOSS> I was asking if that was the video you were referring to or not
07:08 <+MillerBOSS> I wish I could have started and learned from the beginning from a terminal type machine rather than GUI interface
07:08 < nohusuro> In the interest of security, Microsoft should really allow AppLocker to run on Windows 7 Professional :/
07:08 < xe0n> oh umm
07:08 < xe0n> lemme see MillerBOSS
07:08 < xe0n> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmxabyk0S2M&t=7s
07:08 <+layer-eight> YouTube The Computer Chronicles - OS/2 Warp (1994) by 2013-08-01T04:23:33.000Z (duration: 25:46) on Thu Aug 01 11:23:33 UTC 2013, 2013-08-01T04:23:33.000Z views
07:09 < xe0n> that rob dude (i think that's his name), i remember him forever ago
07:10 < xe0n> david barnes*
07:10 < xe0n> loll
07:10 <+MillerBOSS> Thanks. I should just yt-dl all of these in case they are ever removed
07:10 < xe0n> not even close!
07:11 < xe0n> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zd5Bqxa5Gfw&t=582s
07:11 <+layer-eight> YouTube The Computer Chronicles - MS-DOS 6.2 (1993) by 2012-11-15T13:05:48.000Z (duration: 26:32) on Thu Nov 15 20:05:48 UTC 2012, 2012-11-15T13:05:48.000Z views
07:11 <+MillerBOSS> OS/2 Warp made those sounds even?
07:11 < xe0n> yeppp
07:12 <+MillerBOSS> More annoying than Windows sounds
07:12 < xe0n> haha
07:13 < xe0n> os/2 ran dos windows, fucking awesome for the time
07:13 <+NinjaStyle> Damn the pixel 2 camera is really good
07:13 <+MillerBOSS> Remember with IE you would be on a website and shit reloading many times on a site, maybe ads, etc and you here that click click click
07:13 < xe0n> yeah lol
07:13 <+MillerBOSS> I think WMP did that oo
07:13 <+MillerBOSS> too*
07:14 < The_Dv8or> sup
07:16 <+MillerBOSS> You know thinking about how computer technology has changed so fast over the years why does the interface need to change super fast that say Microsoft has been doing for example or Google with their web apps. Compared to how none computer technology's interface stays relatively the same and is recognizable to people. I think the constant change of the interface just to keep it "fresh looking" is bad in
07:16 <+MillerBOSS>  the end.
07:16 < The_Dv8or> but people bitch when there is no cosmetic change
07:17 < The_Dv8or> even when theres a number of under the hood changes
07:18 <+MillerBOSS> How long as Google been rolling out their Material Design since 2014 still to this day on apps.
07:19 <+NinjaStyle> Damn, my Twitter is satisfyingly even right now
07:19 < xe0n> windows is windows, it's the same...
07:19 < xe0n> lol
07:19 < The_Dv8or> what does satisfyingly even mean for Twitter to you
07:19 < xe0n> porn
07:19 <+MillerBOSS> Like Windows 95 interface to Windows 10? Would you say its the same xe0n?
07:21 < The_Dv8or> real men use Reddit for pr0n
07:21 < xe0n> MillerBOSS: it's fancier, but the basics are still there
07:21 < xe0n> start menu, task bar, clock, system tray, program group
07:21 < xe0n> lol
07:21 <+NinjaStyle> https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/o8UHXrEk/Screenshot_20180419-232002%7E2.png
07:22 <+NinjaStyle> 400 and 50 even
07:23 <+MillerBOSS> Not anymore
07:23 <+NinjaStyle> Lol
07:23 < catbeard> http://kevinmarquette.blogspot.com/2015/11/here-is-my-custom-powershell-prompt.html
07:23 < catbeard> ok so that
07:23 < catbeard> how do i save that to my "powershell profile"
07:23 <+NinjaStyle> Good things come to an end
07:23 < catbeard> so that that's my prompt
07:24 < The_Dv8or> Id like to be Powershell knowledgable, but I just dont have the patience
07:24 <+MillerBOSS> https://github.com/dahlbyk/posh-git/wiki/Customizing-Your-PowerShell-Prompt ?
07:24 <+MillerBOSS> Just a quick Google search. I don't know powershell for the life of me
07:25 < catbeard> ya that's posh-git not ps1
07:25 <+MillerBOSS> https://hodgkins.io/ultimate-powershell-prompt-and-git-setup ?
07:25 <+MillerBOSS> :P
07:26 <+MillerBOSS> https://joonro.github.io/blog/posts/powershell-customizations.html
07:26 < xe0n> ps <3
07:27 < catbeard> dood
07:27 <+MillerBOSS> https://docs.microsoft.com/en-us/powershell/module/microsoft.powershell.core/about/about_prompts?view=powershell-6 ?
07:27 <+NinjaStyle> Powershell is the best power
07:27 <+MillerBOSS> To write a prompt function, type the following: function prompt { }
07:27 < xe0n> hoverboards dont work on water
07:27 < xe0n> unless yuo have POOOWWERRRRRR
07:27 < xe0n> (shell)
07:28 <@Nostalg14c> Hunterkll: ever done os deployment via 802.1x with sccm?
07:29 <+MillerBOSS> catbeard 👉 https://www.reddit.com/r/PowerShell/comments/3ua3wb/do_you_do_anything_special_with_your_prompt/
07:30 <+MillerBOSS> https://github.com/jimmehc/PromptEd looks neat
07:31 <+NinjaStyle> Why fuck with the prompt
07:31 <+MillerBOSS> Because you can
07:31 < catbeard> because mine SUCKS
07:32 < catbeard> except for *nix prompt
07:32 < catbeard> that's all set and git revisioned
07:32 < xe0n> Nostalg14c: 802.1x in what way? to initiate the OSD?
07:33 < catbeard> so what would i need to do to enable 802.11w protected management frames
07:35 < nojeffrey> I thought one of the VMWare products was free, VMWare player? They all look like they cost money now
07:35 < xe0n> first you need a bit o 802.1x
07:35 < xe0n> nojeffrey: esxi
07:35 < nohusuro> nojeffrey: ESXi is free
07:37 < xe0n> it's freemium
07:37 < The_Dv8or> not that I actually endorse this practice, but the ESXi key is ridiculously crackable to get full func
07:37 < nojeffrey> you just need vsphere to manage it, which costs money, nah I thought there was a alternative to virtualbox that was free, Workstation or Player
07:37 < xe0n> you realise it's boring until you get vcenter, so then you get vcenter
07:38 < xe0n> until you need*
07:38 < xe0n> you can still use the html5 client it gives to manage it
07:38 < xe0n> or whatever, i dunno, haven't used it in forever without vcenter
07:38 < The_Dv8or> if all you want to do is divorce the server from the HW its running on, and you can handle downtime for a bit, ESXi base is all you need
07:39 < The_Dv8or> so if the server blows up, you just run it on a different host, and you dont lose all your shit
07:39 < The_Dv8or> as long as the storage survived
07:41 < nojeffrey> trying to get GNS3 working, virtualbox doesnt support nested VMs well
07:42 < The_Dv8or> I did a VMware lab for NSX… thats some righteous shit
07:42 < The_Dv8or> truly hypervisor level distributed networking
07:42 < nojeffrey> heh
07:43 < nohusuro> nojeffrey: according to the gns3 docs, VMware Workstation Player is free
07:43 < Gencade> evening nightshift
07:44 < nohusuro> that might have changed though
07:44 < The_Dv8or> Im almost positive Player is free
07:44 < The_Dv8or> well, time to nuke this’n here SQL server
07:44 < nohusuro> "The free version is available for non-commercial, personal and home use."
07:44 < nohusuro> https://www.vmware.com/au/products/workstation-player/workstation-player-evaluation.html
07:44 <+NinjaStyle> vmware player is free
07:45 < xe0n> im a pllaaayyyaaa
07:45 < xe0n> beer o clock
07:47 <+NinjaStyle> beer o clock was like 10 hours ago
07:47 < xe0n> that would be 6am here
07:47 < xe0n> ....which i have had beer at that time so, you are correct
07:48 < nojeffrey> nohusuro +NinjaStyle thanks, let me try again
07:49 < catbeard> the command i was looking for was `ise $PROFILE`
07:50 < xe0n> pffft 19\117 pcs failed to install some software, booo
07:51 < xe0n> there's my monday
07:51 < ihre> slap em around a little xe0n, show em who's boss
07:51 < xe0n> i'll piss on em
07:51 < xe0n> done.
07:51 < ihre> while playing rkelly over the PA
07:51 < ihre> .yt dave chapelle  piss
07:51 <+layer-eight> YouTube Chappelle's Show - R. Kelly's "Piss on You" Video - https://youtu.be/eafRE74JGZ8
07:53 <+NinjaStyle> anyone here play golf?
07:53 < xe0n> NinjaStyle: i dont mind going to the driving range
07:53 < nohusuro> not regularly
07:53 < nojeffrey> yah few times a year
07:53 <+NinjaStyle> i got a range key to force myself to hit the range after work
07:53 < ihre> its a pain in the ass to play 'regular' golf in NL, need to acquire some sort of license to be able to use a golf course
07:53 < xe0n> beer + a bucket of balls = fun
07:54 < ihre> but just driving range, sometimes
07:54 < nohusuro> xe0n: sounds sadistic
07:54 < nohusuro> who's balls are you chopping off to fill a bucket?
07:54 < nohusuro> ihre: you need to acquire a license to be able to play on a golf course? wtf?
07:55 < nojeffrey> +NinjaStyle got to play here last week: https://www.woodlandsgolf.com.au/cms/ corporate day
07:55 < nohusuro> We can pretty much just book in
07:55 < nohusuro> my favourite golf course was in honolulu
07:55 < nohusuro> such nice views of the mountains
07:55 < nojeffrey> one of the guys i played with said sign up fee was 15K, plus around 4K p/a for membership...
07:55 <+NinjaStyle> nojeffrey: looks really nice
07:55 < humpaxx> Gooood morning!
07:55 < nohusuro> nojeffrey: if you want a membership
07:55 < nohusuro> can't you just play casual?
07:55 < nojeffrey> its members only
07:55 <+NinjaStyle> nojeffrey: ive never played a private country club
07:56 < nohusuro> morning humpaxx
07:56 < nohusuro> nojeffrey: :S exclusive
07:56 < ihre> nohusuro: yes, http://www.startendegolfers.nl/gvb-en-handicap -> a golfvaardigheidsbewijs, not sure if that translates the right way, but a 'golf skill license/certificate'
07:56 < nojeffrey> yellow pages corporate day
07:56 < ihre> otherwise you're not allowed on the course
07:56 <+NinjaStyle> nojeffrey: this is my go-to https://www.golfhylandhills.com/
07:56 < nohusuro> wow
07:56 < nohusuro> that sucks ihre
07:56 < humpaxx> expensive AF
07:56 < ihre> its about 400$ i think
07:57 <+NinjaStyle> nojeffrey: i usually play blue, because i am bad and poor
07:57 < ihre> you need to get it once, like a drivers license
07:57 < ihre> but still, that kind of kept me away from playing :P
07:58 < nojeffrey> From the pic it's looks pretty smick haha
07:58 <+NinjaStyle> is smick bad?
07:58 < nojeffrey> nah good
07:58 <+NinjaStyle> oh lol
07:58 <+NinjaStyle> yeah i like it, its pretty inexpensive and it has a good vibe
07:59 < xe0n> smick hahah
07:59 < xe0n> grouse, choice
07:59 <+NinjaStyle> and its pretty there
07:59 < nojeffrey> https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=schmick
07:59 < nojeffrey> cant spell
07:59 < ihre> 'very suave'
07:59 < xe0n> https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=grouse
08:00 <+NinjaStyle> my mom always gives me 12 round passes for christmas
08:00 <+NinjaStyle> to that course
08:00 <+NinjaStyle> lol
08:00 <@Nostalg14c> xe0n: yeah to run OSD over 801.2x
08:00 < xe0n> at least it's a gift you'll use
08:00 <+NinjaStyle> yeah
08:00 <+NinjaStyle> its actually a great gift for an adult lol
08:00 <@Nostalg14c> looks annoying to do, edit winpe with wireless configs then import cert and profile.
08:00 < xe0n> ohhh wifi 802.1
08:00 <@Nostalg14c> Just going to try a normal wifi connection first to get a domain join completed when using offline/usb media.
08:00 < xe0n> like cert auth
08:00 < xe0n> right
08:01 <@Nostalg14c> ye
08:01 < enix> So weird discussion for the group
08:01 < enix> Is something like C++ "more of a coding language" than something like Python?
08:01 <@Nostalg14c> ugh
08:01 <@Nostalg14c> 'coding' is very non-descript.
08:01 < BytesAndCoffee> python is in a weird position
08:02 < xe0n> python between my  legs
08:02 < xe0n> in my pants
08:02 <+NinjaStyle> enix: most would use the term "low level"
08:02 < enix> Nostalg14c: In what way? Developing "applications" which perform a function, installable and runnable via encoded modules
08:02 <+NinjaStyle> as in less abstraction from machine code
08:02 <@Nostalg14c> They're both coding language.
08:02 < BytesAndCoffee> whereas C-likes are very much /not/ scripting languages, and things like bash are very much not "coding" languages
08:02 < enix> s/encoded/included
08:02 < ihre> i think i have a fracture in my left foot, it hurts like hell but not swollen or blue :<
08:02 <+layer-eight> enix meant: "Nostalg14c: In what way? Developing "applications" which perform a function, installable and runnable via included modules"
08:02 <@Nostalg14c> Thats like asking if english is more of a language than french.
08:02 < nojeffrey> nohusuro +NinjaStyle cant see where say this is for personal use: https://i.imgur.com/ezD6kJX.png, do I just wait till the 30days expires then maybe I get a choice
08:02 < BytesAndCoffee> python sits between
08:03 < xe0n> my legs
08:03 < BytesAndCoffee> because you can make very, very, very large and "regular" programs from it
08:03 < enix> Nostalg14c: I can and will argue than English is
08:03 < BytesAndCoffee> but also super quick scripts
08:03 < The_Dv8or> xe0n, he said Python, not gerbil
08:03 <@Nostalg14c> Bad example, but you catch my drift.
08:03 <+NinjaStyle> nojeffrey: you may need to register a free license
08:03 <+NinjaStyle> but yeah it should be free
08:03 < nojeffrey> k ta
08:03 < enix> But using Python as an example; you can do anything that C++ can do in it, can you not?
08:04 <+NinjaStyle> kinda
08:04 < enix> You can create standalone applications and build executables from your code
08:04 < BytesAndCoffee> enix: well, there's no true low-level memory access
08:04 < xe0n> someone just dumped a x260 onto my desk "here"
08:04 < xe0n> pfffft wtf am i doing with it
08:04 < BytesAndCoffee> python runs in a bytecode VM
08:04 <+NinjaStyle> yeah memory access needs to be done with ctypes
08:04 < xe0n> might use it as a bin lid
08:04 < enix> BytesAndCoffee: :D Thank you that's exactly th ekind of answer i was sniping for
08:05 < BytesAndCoffee> enix: but Java does too
08:05 < enix> because it's not compiled hey; it's just kinda run like a script but it has more capabilties than bash
08:05 < enix> but java compiles to something a java vm can run doesnt it
08:05 < BytesAndCoffee> yes
08:05 < enix> not neccersarily something 'low level'
08:05 <+NinjaStyle> enix: its java bytecode
08:05 < BytesAndCoffee> python is compiled
08:05 <+NinjaStyle> but it runs in a vm
08:05 < BytesAndCoffee> there is python bytecode
08:05 < Gencade> sup night shift
08:05 <+NinjaStyle> python has jit compilers
08:06 <+NinjaStyle> pypy
08:06 <+NinjaStyle> i think
08:06 < enix> pypy for real wow
08:06 < enix> "pie pie" or "pip-eye" haha
08:06 < BytesAndCoffee> NinjaStyle: yes, but cpython compiles and then runs
08:06 <+NinjaStyle> yeah if you use cpython
08:07 < BytesAndCoffee> when you run python3 myscript.py, the python binary compiles your script to bytecode, then runs that bytecode
08:07 < enix> Most of linux's core stuff is C yeah?
08:07 < BytesAndCoffee> yes
08:07 < BytesAndCoffee> linus hates C++ IIRC
08:07 < BytesAndCoffee> as much as he hates bad commenting style
08:08 < enix> I think we can all agree on that
08:08 < ihre> enix: https://github.com/torvalds/linux click the gray bar under 750000 commits
08:08 < enix>  "C++ is a horrible language," he wrote, for starters. "It's made more horrible by the fact that a lot of substandard programmers use it, to the point where it's much much easier to generate total and utter crap with it."
08:08 < ihre> +0
08:08 <+NinjaStyle> BytesAndCoffee: yeah compiled to bytecode not machine code
08:08 < enix> first repo i've seen with "unlimited contributers"
08:09 < enix> HOLY FUCKING SHIT
08:09 < BytesAndCoffee> ?
08:09 < enix> ihre: you just changed my github viewing experience
08:09 < enix> That grey bar in github... woowowwwww how have i never knows that
08:09 < enix> s/ws/wn
08:09 <+layer-eight> enix meant: "That grey bar in github... woowowwwww how have i never known that"
08:10 < ihre> each repo has a bar with type of code in % across the repo
08:10 < xe0n> the bar has been lowered
08:10 < ihre> https://github.com/puppetlabs/puppet
08:10 < enix> wow
08:10 < enix> that explains a lot
08:10 < ihre> lol, pascal '0.0%'
08:11 < enix> I feel sick just seeing "ruby"
08:11 <+NinjaStyle> ahh ruby
08:11 <+NinjaStyle> ive made open source contributions in ruby
08:11 < xe0n> i used to bang a hot chick named ruby
08:11 < xe0n> she had a tight vagina
08:12 <@Nostalg14c> with your 12" dick?
08:12 <@Nostalg14c> tell us more.
08:12 < The_Dv8or> because it was an inverted dick, xe0n
08:12 < xe0n> LOL
08:12 < xe0n> that explains it!!
08:12 < Gencade> Nostalg14c, I'll put a jackhammer to your face
08:12 < enix> yes xe0n tell us more
08:12 <@Nostalg14c> Fuckn do it
08:12 < Gencade> bitch I might
08:12 <+NinjaStyle> xe0n: did you use a bike pump or blow her pup with your mouth?
08:12  * The_Dv8or high fives himself and gives himself mad props for the totally awesome intarwebz diss
08:12 <+NinjaStyle> lol pup
08:12 < ihre> xe0n: ruby was grouse?
08:12 < xe0n> LOLL
08:12 < xe0n> SHE WAS
08:12 < The_Dv8or> you blew Ruby’s dog?
08:12 < The_Dv8or> fuckin sicko
08:12 <+NinjaStyle> lol
08:12 <+NinjaStyle> you sick fuck
08:13 < xe0n> this escalated fast
08:13  * xe0n runs
08:13 < enix> it really did lol
08:13 < Gencade> NinjaStyle, fuck you
08:13 < The_Dv8or> whats the point of having IRC if you cant make fun of a guy for sucking dog dick
08:13 < Gencade> where is DrGibby|
08:14 < The_Dv8or> thats a very bash.org line
08:14 <+NinjaStyle> The_Dv8or: ++
08:14 < enix> ihre: C looks hard
08:14 <+NinjaStyle> c is hard
08:14 < ihre> is bash.org still being updated though?
08:14 < The_Dv8or> I think it recently got revived
08:14 < ihre> enix: i wouldnt know, cant c
08:14 < enix> ihre: I THINK so
08:15 < The_Dv8or> fuck C, learn Python
08:15 < enix> yeah bash is being updated but it's not really funny on the latest
08:15 < enix> The_Dv8or: i know python
08:15 < enix> I'm trying to pick what to learn to create linux and windows apps
08:15 < The_Dv8or> if you cant be successful with Python, yorue doing it wrong
08:15 < ihre> http://bash.org/?400459
08:15 < enix> brb boss coming
08:16 < The_Dv8or> I wish I had a boss again
08:16 <+NinjaStyle> i have the opposite opinion, you should definitely learn c
08:16 < xe0n> my boss saw me on irc before "oh irc is still a thing?"
08:16 < xe0n> loll
08:16 < ihre> no, this is slack you cunt.
08:16 < ihre> >_>
08:16 < enix> AND HES GONE
08:16 <+NinjaStyle> "wow. you're a huge fucking nerd"
08:16  * enix hits the vape
08:17 < xe0n> yeah im looking forward to getting home to a few cones
08:17 < enix> xe0n: our general manager saw my irssi window and he's like "whats this hacker stuff?"
08:17 < ihre> 'hacking the gibson, gtfo'
08:17 < enix> General Manager.. for a software development company.. largest in our industry. -.-
08:18 < The_Dv8or> HACK T3H PLANET!!!
08:18 < xe0n> no chance of surfing this weekend :(
08:18 < xe0n> fucking rainnn
08:18 < enix> man I need to rewatch hackers
08:18 < enix> dont be a bitch
08:18 < enix> surf in the rain
08:18 <+NinjaStyle> 420 tomorrow you guys
08:18 < The_Dv8or> Hes launched a cookie!!! Run antivirus.
08:18 < ihre> wetsuit and man up xe0n
08:18 < xe0n> omg it's 420 now
08:18 < xe0n> you just reminded me
08:18 < xe0n> with 2min left
08:18 < xe0n> WTFFFF
08:18 < enix> not yet
08:18 < The_Dv8or> fuck 420
08:18 < enix> 2 min
08:18 <+NinjaStyle> denver is gonna be cray cray
08:18 < xe0n> UCKK
08:18 < The_Dv8or> its gonna be a fuckin zoo in my city
08:18 < xe0n> FUCKKKK
08:18 < xe0n> cat believe i forgot
08:19 < xe0n> can;t
08:19 < ihre> huh, havent smoked in 8wks today :^)
08:19 <+NinjaStyle> The_Dv8or: what city
08:19 < ihre> for*
08:19 < The_Dv8or> Denver
08:19 <+NinjaStyle> oh me too
08:19 < The_Dv8or> we should fuck
08:19 < xe0n> FUCKKKK
08:19 <+NinjaStyle> definitely
08:19 < xe0n> can't believe I forgot 4.20
08:19 <@Nostalg14c> 100% of the people i mention irc to say the same thing lo..
08:19 <@Nostalg14c> lol&*.,
08:19 <@Nostalg14c> oh.. was scrolled up. ^ in relation to irc.
08:19  * The_Dv8or lovingly cups his own testicles
08:19 <+NinjaStyle> Nostalg14c: we should fuck
08:19 <@Nostalg14c> ye if u want bby
08:19 <+NinjaStyle> lol
08:20 <@Nostalg14c> y me tho
08:20 < xe0n> happy 4:20 :D!!!
08:20 < enix> because you've got the @
08:20 < The_Dv8or> I fucked the nastiest broad yesterday or the day before or something
08:20 <+NinjaStyle> nice
08:20 < The_Dv8or> I had to turn on my fan to blow away her stank
08:20 < The_Dv8or> then I DLed a Fake Call app and pretended I had to get to an interview
08:21 < xe0n> LOLL
08:21 <+NinjaStyle> do you work downtown The_Dv8or ?
08:21 < The_Dv8or> carried on a full one-sided conversation with no one
08:21 < The_Dv8or> I dont work
08:21 < ceofreak> morning nerds
08:21 < The_Dv8or> I need a jobby job
08:21 < ihre> sup freak
08:21 <+NinjaStyle> well then
08:21 < ceofreak> supppp ihre
08:21 < xe0n> super troopers 2 is out today
08:21 < The_Dv8or> Ive only worked 5 months since Labor Day 2016
08:21 < xe0n> nice
08:21 < xe0n> lol
08:22 <+NinjaStyle> i used to work overlooking civic center, could see the 420 party out the window
08:22 < xe0n> thats cool as
08:22 < The_Dv8or> I hope I never have to work downtown again
08:22 < The_Dv8or> fuckin no cheap place to eat
08:22 < The_Dv8or> all these goddam frou frou restaurants
08:22 < xe0n> why arent you working?
08:22 <+NinjaStyle> The_Dv8or: theres some cheap spots
08:22 < The_Dv8or> beats me
08:22 < The_Dv8or> aint no one hiring me
08:22 < The_Dv8or> my resume’s good… I worked for VMware for 3 1/2 years
08:23 <+NinjaStyle> The_Dv8or: in broomfield?
08:23 < The_Dv8or> yeah
08:23 <+NinjaStyle> thats surprising
08:23 < enix> BytesAndCoffee: well played http://bash.org/?963026
08:23 <+NinjaStyle> do you have a linkedin?
08:23 < The_Dv8or> shit, I gotta tell people my real name now?
08:24 < ceofreak> We know
08:24 < BytesAndCoffee> enix: im internet famous
08:24 < AustinS> broomfield as in CO? my old stomping grounds!
08:24 < AustinS> well more like louisville/superior/westminster but hey
08:25 <+NinjaStyle> why so many coloradans in here
08:25 <+NinjaStyle> god damn
08:25 <+NinjaStyle> i cant even keep up anymore
08:25 < BytesAndCoffee> enix: http://www.xkcdb.com/?search=BytesAndCoffee
08:25 < AustinS> lol
08:25 <+NinjaStyle> AustinS: thats near where i grew up too
08:25 < AustinS> been a while since I lived there though, was Portland OR then Connecticut now (least fav)
08:26 < AustinS> definitely miss CO
08:26 < The_Dv8or> where in CT
08:26 < AustinS> Stamford
08:26 < The_Dv8or> I spent 9 years in Danbury
08:26 < The_Dv8or> grew up in NYC
08:27 < AustinS> oh nice
08:27 < The_Dv8or> I worked exactly two night shifts for the Advocate
08:27 <+NinjaStyle> its a cool place
08:27 <+NinjaStyle> The_Dv8or: linkedin makes the job search so easy dude
08:27 <+NinjaStyle> you gotta do it, i get hit up several times a week
08:27 < The_Dv8or> the guy that trained me got pissy because I took too long taking a dump
08:27 < The_Dv8or> I get hit up for plenty of shit…. doing Help Desk work for 12 bucks an hour in fuckin Minneapolis
08:27 < AustinS> lol @ 2 night shifts. yea probably dodged a bullet
08:28 < AustinS> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stamford,_Connecticut#/media/File:StamfordHarbor.jpg
08:28 < AustinS> lol they make Stamford look so nice
08:28 <+NinjaStyle> The_Dv8or: then your resume must be poopy
08:28 < AustinS> so misleading
08:28 < The_Dv8or> the relatively decent calls I do get dont complain
08:28 <+NinjaStyle> AustinS: does it not have flowers and boats?
08:29 < xe0n> The_Dv8or: what are you doing now, consulting?
08:29 < nohusuro> holy crap, watching a talk from 2017 from Bluehat israel. Microsoft says they generate 10's of petabytes of logs every day. >.<
08:29 < The_Dv8or> I have a friend who was a colleague at VMware with a better resume than mine say it took him awhile to get something
08:29 <+NinjaStyle> and midrise office buildings?
08:29 < The_Dv8or> Im sittin on my fat ass
08:29 < The_Dv8or> H1B’s gettin outta hand in IT
08:29 < AustinS> they have it.. its just rare / sprinkled in between garbage :)
08:29 <+NinjaStyle> we hire a lot from oracle which was in the same hood, but weirdly not a lot from vmware
08:29 < AustinS> although the weather still hasn't gotten nice here yet.. maybe soon
08:30 < The_Dv8or> the Broomfield office continues to get decimated with moving those jobs to India
08:30 < xe0n> shit weather here today
08:30 < The_Dv8or> they rented 3 extra floors, and now theyre empty
08:30 <+NinjaStyle> damn
08:30 <+NinjaStyle> probably because vmware is kinda dying to the cloud
08:31 < The_Dv8or> no, they got plenty of business… they just suck at running their support center
08:31 < The_Dv8or> I mean REALLY suck at it
08:31 < AustinS> we've got the Jerry Springer show here now at least tho
08:31 <+NinjaStyle> oh you did support there?
08:32 < The_Dv8or> I did mostly storage stuff
08:32 < The_Dv8or> handled users around the world
08:33 < vader-> uhg so this is going to be a royal pia... it looks like somehow i have 3 Microsoft MCP IDs and 3 separate logins... The one that matters is attached to an email account I don't have anymore
08:33 < xe0n> booo
08:33 <+NinjaStyle> vader-: shit
08:34 < xe0n> i bought lunch in today, forgot i had it, bought something else
08:34 < xe0n> so now i have dinner
08:34 < The_Dv8or> been there
08:34 < vader-> ya so i took some tests back in the day working on an MCSE
08:34 < The_Dv8or> I still got lunch in the VMware fridge
08:34 < vader-> and they are all attached to that account
08:34 < xe0n> contact ms, they may be able to assist
08:34 < The_Dv8or> Im done trying to cert…. doesnt seem worth it
08:35 < The_Dv8or> Lord knows the tests have next to nothing to do with the real world knowledge
08:35 < xe0n> i actually am doing my vmware one soon lol
08:35 <+NinjaStyle> certs have done me good
08:35 < The_Dv8or> I got the actual questions to the VMware one, studied those for 2 days, and passed
08:35 < The_Dv8or> that was for 5.5
08:35 < The_Dv8or> I can make 120k without passing a cert
08:35 < xe0n> yeah i did vcp4 forever ago, going for 6.5 soon
08:35 < The_Dv8or> which is a nice living here
08:35 < AustinS> we got free bag lunches today cause we had a buncha random shareholders here / took over the cafeteria :(
08:36 < AustinS> at least there's a pile of Dr Pepper cans still lingering from lunch... should grab them
08:36 < xe0n> dr pepper, yumm
08:36 <+NinjaStyle> The_Dv8or: doesnt seem to be the case now though
08:36 < The_Dv8or> free soda is da shit
08:36 < xe0n> i havent had one of those in forever
08:36 < AustinS> me neither until today.. reminded me how much I liked it :O
08:36 < The_Dv8or> I did okay on 80k, 120 should be fine
08:36 < xe0n> cherry dr pepper, is that still a thing?
08:36 < The_Dv8or> I also dont have any kids and I manage my money well
08:36 <+NinjaStyle> The_Dv8or: i thought u were unemployed
08:36 < vader-> ya i have my VCP
08:37 < The_Dv8or> I am
08:37 <+NinjaStyle> how you making 120 then
08:37 < vader-> going to try and do Azure and AWS certs
08:37 < vader-> im trying to find a gig in cloud work
08:37 < The_Dv8or> I was for a brief moment
08:37 < vader-> figuring I can work remote
08:37 < The_Dv8or> til I got fired for playing Solitaire on my break
08:37 < vader-> its been a struggle finding a job
08:37 < xe0n> really? you got fired for solitare?
08:38 < vader-> :-(
08:38 < nohusuro> that's fucked
08:38 < nohusuro> I play minecraft at lunch , xD
08:38 <+ktechmidas> remote is difficult
08:38 < The_Dv8or> because obviously if Im worth 120k as a sysadmin, I clearly dont know how to manage my time
08:38 <+NinjaStyle> hmmm
08:38 < Gencade> man I feel like people in this chan pat their backs so hard that they break their arms sometimes
08:38 <+ktechmidas> you’ll have an easier time going for local
08:38 < vader-> ktechmidas it has been... everyone wants you to report to an office and shit
08:38 <+ktechmidas> Yup...
08:38 < nohusuro> I manage my time by watching youtube videos on 2x speed. That's efficient! xD
08:38 < vader-> im like for what, we have no data center
08:38 < The_Dv8or> hey Gencade , feel free to suck a cock
08:38 < xe0n> Gencade: tell me about it lol
08:38 < vader-> all clients are remote
08:38 <+ktechmidas> it took me 6 years to get a remote job
08:39 < vader-> all servers are in the cloud
08:39 < The_Dv8or> oh good, hes not an op
08:39 < xe0n> remote jobs are hard
08:39 < Gencade> The_Dv8or, feel free to complain about your inaptitude in the chan some more
08:39 < vader-> hard as in to find? or hard as in working them?
08:39 <+ktechmidas> both
08:39 <+ktechmidas> I’m remote while I wait for the office to be set up...
08:39 < vader-> ive worked from home for 2 years now
08:39 < vader-> love it
08:39 < vader-> i can't imagine driving to work ever again
08:39 <+ktechmidas> Eh... got two cats and a girlfriend
08:39 < The_Dv8or> I couldnt work from home.  Id get too lazy
08:40 < The_Dv8or> I need a reason to put on pants
08:40 <+ktechmidas> gets a bit difficult to actually work
08:40 < Gencade> xe0n, it's okay, people need to feel justified in their firing
08:40 <+ktechmidas> plus the fact my boss is the laziest fuck in the world :P
08:40 < vader-> does the girlfriend not work?
08:40 <+ktechmidas> “Yeah some time in 2020 is cool”
08:40 < AustinS> i did for the last 6 years, just moved back to work @ Hq again.. but I refuse to drive more than 5-10 mins to work so paying a fortune to live close by
08:40 < AustinS> worth it though. hate hate hate hate traffic
08:40 < Gencade> Very rarely is it ever only getting fired for "solitaring on their break"
08:40 <+ktechmidas> vader-, not right now... we’re in China, she can only earn 1/20 of what I do
08:40 <+ktechmidas> so not really much point
08:40 < The_Dv8or> Gencade, who pissed in your Cheerios>
08:40 < xe0n> i recently moved states for a job, no traffic anymore, 15min from home
08:40 < vader-> ya i have been toying with the idea of starting my own MSP
08:41 < Gencade> No one, lol The_Dv8or, just seen the same story a thousand times
08:41 < vader-> that way i can continue to work remote for the most part
08:41 < vader-> heh
08:41 <+ktechmidas> we’re gonna set up a business one day
08:41 <+NinjaStyle> Gencade: i pm'd you
08:41 <+NinjaStyle> you butt
08:41 < The_Dv8or> you havent said one positive or productive thing since you opened your pie hole
08:41 <+ktechmidas> but for now neither of us really work that much
08:41 < ihre> The_Dv8or: its kind of hard to when youre on the nightshift :^)
08:41 < xe0n> i dont mind working from home every now and then, but i do enjoy coming intot he office, home does my head in sometimes
08:42 < xe0n> i'd get too stoned lol
08:42 < xe0n> and i've eben in that position before :P
08:42 < The_Dv8or> night shift can work… kick back and work at your own pace while keeping a movie on the iPad
08:42 < ihre> sleep it off, rinse & repeat
08:42 < Gencade> The_Dv8or, I'm sorry I violated your positive feedback only rule
08:42 <+ktechmidas> I really want an office...
08:42 < Gencade> Please, continue to bitch about your life
08:42 < Gencade> Don't let me disturb you
08:42 < The_Dv8or> Jesus, what a cunt… anyway....
08:42 < ihre> lol
08:43 < Gencade> People like you are the epitome of whiney bitches that would be more suited in gender studies courses
08:43 < ceofreak> The_Dv8or that might be the reason you dont have a job in the first place
08:43 < ceofreak> Because your an asshole
08:43 < xe0n> LOL
08:43 < ihre> oh shit
08:43 < Gencade> ceofreak ++
08:43 < The_Dv8or> well, you two have fun jerking each other off
08:43 < xe0n> ihre: lolol
08:43 < xe0n> oh jeez, an old fashion, thanks sharonnnnn
08:43 < bomb> hey guys, don't fight
08:44 < ihre> internet. serious business. all these grouse comments
08:44 < xe0n> grouse :D
08:44 < Gencade> I mean, when everyone in the room can see that you're a whiney little shit bitch
08:44 < The_Dv8or> wheres that image of the kid standing up to teh bigger kid, but forgets hes not on the Internet
08:44 < ihre> xe0n: why are you still here, go smoke on your surfboard man :D
08:44 < Gencade> than maybe the people are right.
08:44 < xe0n> ihre: dude, 20min left till i can go home and smoke a bowl. meet you there?
08:44 < xe0n> bring beers thanks.
08:44 < ceofreak> xe0n
08:44 < The_Dv8or> such anger…. many means…. need peace....
08:44 < bomb> i read "whiney" as Whitney twice, and i was like wtf
08:44 < ceofreak> can i come?
08:44 < ceofreak> :D
08:44 < xe0n> ceofreak
08:45 < xe0n> of course
08:45 < xe0n> bring weed
08:45 < ihre> brb grabbing a ticket to down under
08:45 < xe0n> we'll make a mega mix, different strains in 1 mix
08:45 < xe0n> mmm
08:45 < Gencade> If you need peace, then get off the internet and write in your diary you little bitch The_Dv8or
08:45 <+ktechmidas> don’t take weed on the plane
08:45 < The_Dv8or> holy cock, you are just a tad too obsessed with me right meow
08:45 <+ktechmidas> buy it there
08:45 <+ktechmidas> trust me
08:45 < vader-> ya i just need to find work... i can survive probably another 4-6 months
08:45 < Gencade> people have their right to respond to your obnoxious  opion
08:45 <+ktechmidas> I got fucked for taking weed into China from HK
08:45 < Gencade> s/opion/opionion
08:45 <+layer-eight> Gencade meant: "people have their right to respond to your obnoxious  opionion"
08:45 < The_Dv8or> LOL!!!!
08:45 <+ktechmidas> completely forgot it was in my bag
08:45 < ceofreak> xe0n what's the law on the herb over there?
08:45 < ceofreak> pretty strict right?
08:46 < xe0n> yeah man
08:46 < xe0n> bullshit ay
08:46 < ihre> ktechmidas: i've brought weed on a plane before ... didnt know until i was unpacking, no issues whatsoever with customs :P
08:46 < ceofreak> ^
08:46 <+ktechmidas> ihre, yeah... they just took it off me
08:46 <+ktechmidas> they weren’t too bad
08:46 < vader-> they are focused on other stuff like explosives
08:46 < The_Dv8or> jsut be careful with weed on a plane… doesnt take much for them to throw you in the customs slammer
08:46 < vader-> and people carrying serious amounts of drugs
08:46 < The_Dv8or> and those customs boys like to fuck with people
08:46 <+ktechmidas> I was in the customs slammer for an hour
08:46 < ceofreak> xe0n: except nimbin i suppose? :D
08:46 <+ktechmidas> then they let me go after I signed an apology
08:47 <+ktechmidas> didn’t cancel my visa or ban me ^_^
08:47 < xe0n> NIMBIN!!!
08:47 <+ktechmidas> so that was a plus
08:47 < xe0n> hahaha
08:47 < ihre> i was unpacking my bag at the hotel and i discovered i had some in the front compartment of my bag, nothing was checked
08:47 < xe0n> im a few hours from there, but yep they'd be haf right now
08:47 < ceofreak> I remember a friend of mine was traveling to oZ for work and travel and sent me pictures from that place
08:47 < ceofreak> looks like a happy place
08:47 < The_Dv8or> I had a colleague at VMware who was returning from India… they jailed him for having empty shell casings in his shaving kit bag
08:47 < ceofreak> Also, a place without shaving devices
08:47 < The_Dv8or> took him 5 months to get back here
08:48 < xe0n> ceofreak: https://www.sunshinecoast-australia.com/media/images/picture-new-noosa-main-beach.jpg
08:48 < xe0n> my beach, 5min walk
08:48 < ceofreak> Need sysadmin?
08:48 < ceofreak> Which side of oz is this?
08:49 < nohusuro> east
08:49 < xe0n> East - queensland
08:49 < ceofreak> cool
08:49 < ceofreak> Still got moving to oz for a year or so on my list
08:49 < xe0n> sweet, come and be my house mate
08:50 < xe0n> we'll get super high ,moooost days.
08:50 < ceofreak> hahaha
08:54 < xe0n> ihre are you here yet dude?
08:54 < xe0n> ceofreak: i'll leave a key under the mat, let yourself in, beers are in the fridge. i'll be greened out on the couch
08:55 < ceofreak> Fuck that, maybe a fucking black widow is waiting under that mat
08:55 < ceofreak> I'm not touching anything :D
08:58 < enix> more likely to be a redback ay
08:59 < enix> > More than 250 Redback Spider bites receive antivenom each year, while a number of envenomations probably go unreported
08:59 < enix> Who the hell get's bitten by a red back and goes "oh she'll be right"
08:59 < enix> what the fuck
08:59 < ceofreak> jesus
09:00 < enix> ohh TIL a redback bite wont kill me
09:00 < ceofreak> most probably because those fucks are just slipping into cloth, shoes, etc I assume
09:00 < enix> Oh yeah then count me as one for "oh she'll be right" if I get bitten. Fuck waiting three years in the emergency room, I'll just compress the bit and go to bed
09:00 < ceofreak> I don't think any spider bite could actually kill a healthy grown up person?
09:00 < enix> s/bit/bite
09:00 < catbeard> lol
09:00 <+layer-eight> ceofreak meant: "I don't think any spider bitee could actually kill a healthy grown up person?"
09:00 < enix> ceofreak: you haven't been to australia have you
09:00 <@Nostalg14c> r u high
09:01 < ceofreak> no.
09:01 <@Nostalg14c> ofc a fucking spider can kill you
09:01 < catbeard> yes
09:01 <@Nostalg14c> jesus
09:01 < ceofreak> :D
09:01 < ceofreak> Can?
09:01 <@Nostalg14c> yes
09:01 < nohusuro> you'll only die from a redback if you're allergic to their venom
09:01 < nohusuro> otherwise an adult will probably just get a bit sick
09:01 < catbeard> there's brown recluse and black widow
09:01 < ceofreak> I would like to see that
09:01 < ceofreak> I mean written
09:02 < nohusuro> enix: also not recommended to compress the bite
09:02 < ceofreak> I try to recall, but I'm pretty sure that I've read that somewhere that the amount of poision would be too small to kill a healthy grown up
09:02 < nohusuro> just put an ice pack on it
09:02 < ceofreak> Except you are allergic or shit
09:03 < catbeard> should counteract the poison the wife has been feeding you
09:03 < catbeard> no worries
09:03 < ceofreak> "Approximately 5 percent of the reported bites were fatal prior to the invention of Widow spider antivenom." - Black Widow
09:04 < catbeard> reported bites
09:04 < catbeard> think maybe those others went unreported?
09:04 < catbeard> or *almost* reported
09:04 < ceofreak> https://www.outdoorlife.com/photos/gallery/survival/2011/10/10-most-dangerous-spiders-world
09:04 < ceofreak> holy shit
09:04 < ceofreak> I never come to australia
09:04 < xe0n> loll
09:04 < ceofreak> :D
09:04 < xe0n> i know someone who's been bitten by a redback
09:05 < ceofreak> HOLY SHIT look at that brown recluse spider bite
09:05 < ceofreak> NSFL
09:05 < bomb> no thanks
09:05 < ceofreak> Fuck that, I go back to watching cats now
09:05 < catbeard> heh "cats"
09:06 < xe0n> home time :)
09:08 < catbeard> ugh
09:08 < catbeard> shivers
09:08 < catbeard> fuck all that
09:16 < The_Dv8or> channel split?
09:17 < catbeard> nope
09:17 < The_Dv8or> does that shit even happen anymore
09:17 < catbeard> yes
09:17 < The_Dv8or> I remember it on EFnet alla time
09:17 < catbeard> i didn't quit, you quit
09:17 < catbeard> jmb and enix2 are the same person, hajhatt3n is having client issues looks like
09:18 < enix> I honestly think that was a network issue on my end
09:19 < enix> actually it would have been my vps provider
09:19 < catbeard> ddos
09:19 < The_Dv8or> my Xfinity has been blippin lately
09:20 < catbeard> i had my vps run out of memory because irc used too much mem
09:20 < catbeard> lel
09:22 < enix> laers haters
09:22 <+NinjaStyle> Later gator
09:25 < catbeard> bai
09:42 < The_Dv8or> fuck, did I time out again
09:47 < humpaxx> God damn it, Alex
09:47 < humpaxx> Enables VPN but doesn´t verify its working
09:47 < humpaxx> what an asshole
09:48 < ihre> fuck alex!
10:21 < humpaxx> Yo Ainsey
10:21 < Ainsey> hey humpaxx
10:21 < humpaxx> Working hard or hardly working?
10:22 < Ainsey> bit of both eggsy ;)
10:22 < Ainsey> just got into the office, cramming coffee down my throat in an attempt to wake up
10:27 < humpaxx> Ainsey: me too, phone won´t stop ringing
11:06 < Ainsey> humpaxx: I know that feel :/ I hate having to go into userland
11:09 < kd0t> My win 10 machine keeps blue screening or rebooting just before the login screen. Happens every time i power on after shutdown. 0x00000139 USBXHCI.SYS+2c3c0 ntoskrnl.exe+175930. any idea whats causing it?
11:09 < ceofreak> Remove all rams
11:09 < ceofreak> and put them in one by one
11:10 < Ainsey> gpu driver / usb driver
11:10 < kd0t> cant be the ram
11:10 < ceofreak> ok.
11:10 < Ainsey> remove all usb devices and see what happens
11:10 < ihre> .bofh
11:10 <+layer-eight> ihre, BOFH says: the daemons! the daemons! the terrible daemons!
11:10 < kd0t> i've had 2 different pairs from kingston
11:10 < Ainsey> does it work in safe mode
11:10 < ihre> yep, its the daemons!
11:10 < kd0t> exactly the same
11:10 < Ainsey> lmao ihre
11:10 < kd0t> tested for 3 months
11:10 < Ainsey> kd0t: its not ram
11:10 < Ainsey> its drivers
11:10 < kd0t> yep
11:11 < Ainsey> boot into safe mode, sort your usb drivers out and gpu drivers out
11:11 < Ainsey> job done
11:11 < kd0t> how do i sort em out?
11:11 < Ainsey> del c:\Windows\System32
11:11 < kd0t> as root?
11:11 < kd0t> ok
11:11 < Ainsey> admin, it's windows
11:12 < kd0t> it says root though
11:12 < Ainsey> sudo rm -rf / --no-preserve-root
11:12 < ceofreak> woot
11:12 < ceofreak> On-Access scanning has detected a threat. Access to the file has been denied.C:\Users\xxxxxx\AppData\Roaming\HexChat\logs\freenode\#reddit-sysadmin.log is malware of type Trojan.BAT.KillWin.WD
11:12 < kd0t> no seriously though i've had nothing but issues with the f'in system since i got it
11:13 < Ainsey> kd0t: http://lmgtfy.com/?q=How+to+uninstall+graphics+driver+windows+10
11:13 < ceofreak> Anyone else?
11:13 < Ainsey> ceofreak: thats fucking funny
11:13 < nohusuro> so funny
11:13 < ceofreak> the fuck is that?
11:13 < ihre> XJS*C4JDBQADN1.NSBN3*2IDNEN*GTUBE-STANDARD-ANTI-UBE-TEST-EMAIL*C.34X
11:13 < Ainsey> hahaha
11:13 < ihre> also
11:13 < ihre> X5O!P%@AP[4\PZX54(P^)7CC)7}$EICAR-STANDARD-ANTIVIRUS-TEST-FILE!$H+H*
11:13 < nohusuro> hah
11:13 < Ainsey> good ol eicar
11:14 < ceofreak> Ihre what
11:14 < ihre> ceofreak: probably the line from kd0t earlier btw
11:14 < ceofreak> LOL
11:14 < ceofreak> thats fucking funny indeed
11:15 < ihre> ceofreak: one is a clamav testline, the other is a spamassassin test line, gtube and eicar
11:15 < Ainsey> ceofreak: they're eicar testlines
11:15 < ceofreak> i see
11:15 < ceofreak> funny it shows in the logs as a threat
11:15 < ihre> kd0t: youre a threat
11:15 < ceofreak> ^
11:15 < Ainsey> suck my unit
11:15 < Ainsey> erm wrong window
11:15 < ceofreak> Hackerman
11:15 < ceofreak> he wanted to infect us all
11:16 < Ainsey> hah! see, I defeat the hackers by already being hacked
11:16 < Ainsey> no point in hacking me if I'm already hacked
11:16 < ihre> heh
11:16 < ceofreak> true man
11:17 < Ainsey> I should go work in netsec
11:17 < Ainsey> security in obscurity
11:19 < ihre> https://i.imgur.com/MIz0FFn.png
11:20 < Ainsey> I really wished that worked
11:20 < Ainsey> also this is 100% me >> https://imgur.com/gallery/n5PJDLO
11:20 < ihre> https://i.imgur.com/Bzj4y6i.jpg :D
11:21 < Ainsey> lmao haha
11:24 < ihre> ffffucking gitlab, wanted to set up autodevops w/ kube ... doesnt support RBAC
11:24 < ihre> have to rebuild the cluster again, fml
11:24 < ceofreak> if I only have 1 VLAN that is directly connected to the the switch, I basically dont need a trunk right?
11:24 < ihre> depends on what you want to do
11:24 < ihre> a trunk is for QinQ, multiple vlans on 1 port
11:25 < ceofreak> yea
11:25 < ceofreak> Lets say, router port 3 is connected to switch port 24 on VLAN 10
11:25 < ceofreak> i set switch port 23+24 to VLAN10
11:25 < ceofreak> plug a device in port 23
11:25 < ihre> for end user on a specific vlan, you want the port to send its traffic for the vlan you want to use as untagged
11:25 < ceofreak> thats it
11:26 < ceofreak> yea
11:26 < ceofreak> port 23 + 24 untagged
11:27 < ihre> so if router sends tagged vlan10 to p24, you need p23 to use vlan10 in untagged mode
11:27 < ceofreak> yea
11:27 < ceofreak> but port 24 tagged?
11:28 < ceofreak> or also untagged?
11:28 < ihre> it depends on the router port 3 config :P
11:28 < ihre> if router port 3 sends untagged traffic
11:28 < ceofreak> its set to VLAN 10
11:28 < ihre> as pvid?
11:28 < ceofreak> yea
11:29 < ceofreak> I hate vlans :D
11:30 < ceofreak> Oh, I have to set port 24 to tagged
11:30 < ceofreak> now it works
11:30 < ceofreak> 24 Tagged 23 Untagged
11:31 < ihre> :)
11:31 < ihre> brb meeting time
11:57 < Ainsey> well, thats another job applied for
11:57 < Ainsey> even though I've only been at this one 3 months
11:57 < Ainsey> I hate this place
12:38 < Trapdoor> fuck oracle
12:39 < Trapdoor> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/JavaScript#Trademark fuck them so hard
12:44 < ihre> Ainsey: youre in the UK right?
12:48 < ceofreak> WB Ihre
12:48 < ceofreak> I need to get fucking out of here
12:48 < ihre> im going to find a doc and have my foot checked out :p
12:48 < ihre> so bbl again ^^
12:48 < ceofreak> what happened
12:48 < ihre> idk tbh
12:48 < ceofreak> aids?
12:48 < ihre> but it hurts like HELL
12:48 < ihre> possibly
12:49 < ceofreak> Just out of nothing?
12:49 < ceofreak> nowhere*
12:49 < ihre> i think someone landed on my foot during the concert of last week on saturday, but im not completely sure :s
12:49 < ceofreak> oh
12:49 < ceofreak> It's 26 Degrees here
12:50 < ceofreak> and I have the fucking flu
12:50 < ihre> have been hurting the entire week, worked from home a couple of days, figured it would get better .. nope
12:50 < ceofreak> yea so see a doc
12:50 < ihre> yup
12:50 < ceofreak> Or google the symptoms
12:50 < ceofreak> And self medicate
12:50 < ceofreak> like everyone
12:50 < ihre> then i'll end up with aids, leprosy or cancer
12:50 < ceofreak> *and
12:50 < ihre> webmd never helps :P
12:51 < ceofreak> Self medicate with chemo therapy
12:51 < ihre> brb gonna score some chemo
12:51 < ceofreak> yo
12:51 < ceofreak> I know a guy
12:51 < ihre> who knows a guy?
12:51 < ceofreak> Yea, who?
12:51 < ihre> dr house
12:51 < ceofreak> lol
12:54 < ceofreak> I'm learning Java, not giving up this time I hope lol
12:56 < Trapdoor> why tho?
12:56 < ceofreak> Yes
12:56 < ceofreak> I tried several times with python
12:57 < ceofreak> but I just dont have a project so I didnt stick with it
12:57 < Trapdoor> Don't learn Java
12:57 < Trapdoor> please, come over to the light side
12:57 < ceofreak> I figured, if I try to make an android app, I have something to stick with
12:57 < Trapdoor> don't fall for Oracle's trickery
12:57 < Trapdoor> you can make a c# android app
12:57 < Trapdoor> it
12:57 < ceofreak> Fuck you
12:57 < ceofreak> :D
12:57 < Trapdoor> it's like java just not java
12:57 < ceofreak> Na I see it more like
12:58 < ceofreak> I dont even want to learn java
12:58 < Trapdoor> did you know Oracle trademarked Javascript?
12:58 < ceofreak> but if I learn it, I guess the switch to another language like python is not as hard anymore
12:58 < Trapdoor> python is simple, simpler than java
12:58 < ceofreak> yea, fuck oracle
12:58 < ceofreak> I know
12:58 < ceofreak> that is why
12:58 < ceofreak> another reason
12:58 < ceofreak> but mainly because of android
12:58 < ceofreak> and all tutorials are in Java
12:58 < ceofreak> or Kotlin now
12:59 < Trapdoor> what the fuck is kotlin?
12:59 < ceofreak> I need to understand the core principles of programming, and after that I can change to a more useful language
12:59 < Trapdoor> kotlin is java
12:59 < ceofreak> Kotlin is some simplified version of Java (I think)
12:59 < mrWhiteMD> Right now kicking in C#
12:59 < Trapdoor> yea, it compiles to java
12:59 < ceofreak> jo
12:59 < ceofreak> Less boilerplate code
12:59 < ceofreak> whatever that means
12:59 < Trapdoor> Honestly I'd pick up C#
12:59 < Trapdoor> it isn't hard
13:00 < mrWhiteMD> i think its better than java
13:00 < Trapdoor> yknow how if you want to make a game right? you don't have to figure out how every little piece fits together
13:00 < mrWhiteMD> but only for windows
13:00 < Trapdoor> you don't need to understand opengl
13:00 < Trapdoor> you don
13:00 < Trapdoor> you don't need to mess with matrixes and translations
13:00 < ceofreak> I dont want to make a game
13:00 < ceofreak> Just an app with all the porn
13:00 < Trapdoor> I know, but if you were to want to make a game you don't need to learn everything from the utter basic
13:00 < ceofreak> *cats
13:00 < Trapdoor> you could use unreal engine or unity
13:01 < Trapdoor> don
13:01 < Trapdoor> DON DON DON
13:01 < Trapdoor> FUCK THIS KEYBOARD
13:03 < mrWhiteMD> ERON DON DON
13:03 < mrWhiteMD> .yt Lil Jon & The East Side Boyz - Get Low
13:03 <+layer-eight> YouTube Lil Jon - Alive (Official Music Video) ft. Offset, 2 Chainz - https://youtu.be/WPbNGIh4Buc
13:03 < ceofreak> lol
13:03 < mrWhiteMD> .yt Lil Jon  - Get Low
13:03 <+layer-eight> YouTube Lil Jon & The East Side Boyz - Get Low (Official Music Video) - https://youtu.be/IYH7_GzP4Tg
13:07 < Trapdoor> python -> c# -> c
13:07 < Trapdoor> go that route, it's nice
13:07 < Trapdoor> or c -> python -> c# like me
13:07 < mrWhiteMD> PHP ? :D
13:08 < Trapdoor> oh yeah, I did a PHP way before that
13:08 < Trapdoor> it was actually visual basic -> php -> c -> python -> c#
13:08 < Trapdoor> PHP is... yea
13:08 < mrWhiteMD> i started with PHP
13:08 < Trapdoor> it's a shoehorn language
13:09 < mrWhiteMD> PHP -> PYTHON -> C#
13:09 < Trapdoor> PHP's documentation is excellent, just don't read the comments
13:10 < Trapdoor> the comments on PHP's documentation are like stack exchange just that everyone's trolling and giving you bad advice on purpose
13:10 < mrWhiteMD> not always
13:10 < Trapdoor> for the most part
13:10 < Trapdoor> then you've got the search functions, oh god the search functions
13:10 < Trapdoor> sometimes they're (needle, haystack) other times they're (haystack, needle)
13:11 < mrWhiteMD> but it's a good start to understand arrays and shit like this
13:11 < Trapdoor> matching with regular expressions? it's gonna return a boolean value indicating whether it found it
13:12 < Trapdoor> oh you wanted the actual matches? well that's simple if(preg_match(pattern, subject, matches)) { }
13:12 < Trapdoor> PHP is nice because it doesn't really give a shit how you do it, it gives you a hundred ways of doing the same thing
13:12 < mrWhiteMD> just use regexr.com
13:13 < Trapdoor> it's not that I don't know regex, it's just PHP's function library
13:13 < mrWhiteMD> yeah, and you can do absolute porn in php ))
13:13 < Trapdoor> Python gives you a hundred ways of doing the same thing too, but if you use the wrong way people are going to yell at you for not doing it "pythonically" enough
13:13 < Trapdoor> you know what pisses me off about python?
13:14 < mrWhiteMD> strict sintax ?
13:14 < Trapdoor> Python3? >>> print test
13:14 < Trapdoor> SyntaxError: Missing parentheses in call to 'print'
13:14 < mrWhiteMD> :D
13:14 < Trapdoor> Python2? >>> print "test"
13:14 < Trapdoor> test
13:15 < Trapdoor> Yes python3, I know there's missing parantheses in call to 'print' but SO DO YOU SO DO THE NEEDFUL PLEASE
13:15 < mrWhiteMD> .yt Limp Bizkit Take a look around
13:15 <+layer-eight> YouTube Limp Bizkit - Take A Look Around - https://youtu.be/HtPL2YhK6h0
13:22 < Trapdoor> what does everyone use for monitoring?
13:22 < AustinS> ping
13:23 < mrWhiteMD> :D
13:23 < mrWhiteMD> zabbix
13:23 < Trapdoor> how can I set up cpu usage monitoring in ping?
13:23 < mrWhiteMD> most versatile
13:23 < gwan> Trapdoor: led 24" one, really cheap
13:23 < Trapdoor> isn't zabbix a bitch to setup?
13:23 < Trapdoor> like cacti-levels of fuckery required
13:24 < mrWhiteMD> cacti its a pain in the ass
13:24 < AustinS> eh I'd say zabbix was less clusterfucky than cacti
13:24 < MikeCZ> LibreNMS
13:24 < AustinS> been a long time since I did anything with zabbix though. i used datadog recently but also didn't want to install that on EVERY server, just used it for a production cluster for another group
13:25 < mrWhiteMD> right now in trend is Grafana + Phrometheus
13:25 < Trapdoor> I want something that easily handles windows and linux hosts, without installing agents?
13:25 < AustinS> i do like me some grafana stuff ,altho last instance of it I setup it was just lagging hardcore for some reason.
13:26 < AustinS> without installing agents?  then your best bet is hoping both OS' provide the info you want through SNMP (if windows even does that)
13:26 < AustinS> otherwise idk how you plan on monitoring stuff without some sort of agent..
13:26 < Trapdoor> zabbix has agents?
13:26 < Trapdoor> zabbix does
13:27 < mrWhiteMD> zabbix has many ways of monitoring
13:27 < AustinS> yeah for both OS
13:27 < Trapdoor> zabbix looks nice
13:27 < mrWhiteMD> angets agentless snmp
13:27 < mrWhiteMD> you can write own agents
13:27 < mrWhiteMD> like we did
13:28 < mrWhiteMD> also you can try http://www.observium.org/
13:32 < AustinS> haven't seen that one, looks decent
13:33 < mrWhiteMD> only looks ))
13:33 < AustinS> well I saw the install instructions and it was partially by hand, and said to checkout via svn
13:33 < AustinS> ha
13:37 < mtnielsen> Trapdoor nagios, unfortunately
13:37 < Trapdoor> ugh
13:37 < mtnielsen> not that nagios is bad, it's just the wrong choice for monitoring a windows application on a pure windows platform
13:37 < mtnielsen> but, you know, CONTRACT
13:38 < Trapdoor> I hope services.sh restart doesn't restart the vms...
13:38 < Trapdoor> someone tell me, while the command is running, whether my VMs are gonna hard shut down
13:38 < mrWhiteMD> my advice not to mess with esoteric monitoring systems
13:38 < mrghostman> no
13:38 < mrWhiteMD> just use standart zabbix
13:41 < Gencade> .yt FRIDAY
13:41 <+layer-eight> YouTube Rebecca Black - Friday - https://youtu.be/kfVsfOSbJY0
13:41 < mrghostman> .yt The Prodigy Voodoo People
13:41 <+layer-eight> YouTube The Prodigy - Voodoo People (Official Video) - https://youtu.be/YV78vobCyIo
13:41 < mtnielsen> well, I already dislike zabbix purely for the speed of their documentation website
13:45 < AustinS> wasn't slow for me a few mins ago
13:45 < AustinS> lets blame your shitty internet :D
13:45 < mtnielsen> also I see it doesn't do wmi
13:46 < mtnielsen> though I suppose I shouldn't have expected that, seeing as it's a linux application
13:47 < mtnielsen> ah wait, there is an agent I just need to install everywhere for that
13:47 < mtnielsen> I like agents
13:48 < mtnielsen> hosting provider has I think 6 agents installed everywhere
13:48 < mtnielsen> they all run java
13:48 < Gencade> I woke up this morning and put my shorts on backwards
13:48 < Gencade> let's blame the pants, they are linux applications
13:49 < AustinS> i thought you said to blame the parents because they're linux applications
13:49 < mrWhiteMD> fuck yeah, its Friday !
13:49 < AustinS> i'm tired :(
13:50 < Gencade> AustinS, ++
13:50 < Gencade> Hey guys I have a joke
13:50 < mrWhiteMD> do it
13:50 < Gencade> What can you say to your dog that you can't to cryptic1's mother
13:50 < mtnielsen> look I'd love it if you had something that'd allow me to use WMI or CIM from linux, but the only thing that exists is a broken and unsupported wmic application that is I don't know, 100 years old?
13:50 < Gencade> "come"
13:51 < mtnielsen> or else maybe something proprietary might exist
13:51 < mrWhiteMD> )))
13:51 < mtnielsen> but that's not something anyone advertises
14:08 < Casteil> rageface.jpg
14:08 < Casteil> normal 5 minute trip to work took 20+ because my road is being used as a detour for a freeway shutdown
14:12 < AustinS> random VM of vyos online for 2 mins and already random china SSH logins before i even enabled acls lol'
14:12 < AustinS> yay
14:13 < Ainsey> ihre: yeah, brit here
14:19 < Kayofeld> Hello there
14:19 < Ainsey> herro
14:20 < catbeard> Oherro
14:24 < Kayofeld> finishing a feature for a customer, getting spec changes when I was testing the integration, everything has to be changed
14:24 < Kayofeld> getting pissed XD
14:24 < L3gacy> Good morning
14:25 <@cryptic1> morning
14:26 < Kayofeld> Good morning to you sir
14:27 < L3gacy> Verizon's DNS sucks
14:31 < vinrock> wtf happened to reddit
14:32 < vinrock> ew
14:32 < Ainsey> looks fine to me
14:32 < Ainsey> apart from all the usual cancerous shitposting
14:32 < vinrock> it gave me an option to switch back to 'the old reddit'
14:33 < am0nrahx> downvote arrows are bigger
14:33 < Ainsey> prolly a US only thing then
14:33 < am0nrahx> 5/7 approve, will help me downvote crypto posts better
14:43 < Casteil> reddit's got a soft/slow rollout going on for their new UI
14:45 < tsarbomba> BREAKING: New medical study shows over 70% of repetitive stress injuries suffered by millennials are due to "strange" masturbation practices
14:45 < tsarbomba> :O
14:47 < tsarbomba> radio station is playing pothead jeopardy
14:48 < McDonaldsWiFi> mornin fellas
14:50 < Hunterkll> hahahahha
14:50 < Hunterkll> yes
14:50 < Hunterkll> i have conciesely written what i think about ubuntu finally
14:50 < Hunterkll> muwahahahahahaa
14:50 < Hunterkll> openSuSE! My first linux distro was SuSE when I was 11 .... was easier to install than Ubuntu is today, and easier to set up dual boot, everything was flawless, never saw a CLI until I opened the manual.....
14:50 < Hunterkll> This was SuSE 6.x something in the early 2000s
14:50 < Hunterkll> Ubuntu just fucks shit up.
14:50 < Hunterkll> It's like if you took all the bad parts of Vista and bolted them onto Windows Me but took away some of the instability. Then changed where all the core files are. Then made half the software made for windows no longer work for arbitrary reasons.
14:52 < vinrock> death2yast
14:53 < Nightcinder> what do you guys use as a 4k streamer?
14:53 < Nightcinder> tried my mi box and it's laggy af
14:53 < Hunterkll> Client: HexChat 2.14.1 • OS: Microsoft Windows 10 Enterprise Insider Preview (x64) • CPU: Intel(R) Core(TM) i9-7980XE CPU @ 2.60GHz (2.59GHz) • Memory: 31.7 GiB Total (16.3 GiB Free) • Storage: 5.8 TiB / 7.8 TiB (2.0 TiB Free) • VGA: NVIDIA GeForce GTX 1080 Ti, NVIDIA GeForce GTX 1080 Ti • Uptime: 5d 9h 51m 51s
14:53 < Hunterkll> this
14:53 < vinrock> the chromecast 4k model works fine for me
14:53 < vinrock> its like fiddy duckets
14:53 < Nightcinder> the problem i have with chromecast is there's no standby feature
14:54 < Nightcinder> to turn off the tv
14:54 < Nightcinder> and the google home integration doesn't seem to work properly
14:54 < Nightcinder> or maybe the LG tv just refuses to accept the CEC
14:54 < vinrock> well thats kinda silly
14:54 < Nightcinder> you can say 'ok google, turn off the tv' and it'll stop the cast but it won't shut off
14:54 < Nightcinder> but CEC has to be working because it'll turn the TV on
14:55 < Nightcinder> i don't wanna drop another $200 on another shield TV for my GF
14:59 < Casteil> https://www.thedailybeast.com/russia-accidentally-sabotages-its-internet < lulz
15:00 < catbeard> rofl
15:01 < catbeard> 'accidentally'
15:01 < tsarbomba> i just watched hunterkll flush literally all linux credibility he ever may have had by calling suse "flawless"
15:02 < tsarbomba> i feel like my butthole was plunged with a spiked mace
15:02 < catbeard> rofl
15:02 < catbeard> he's full of jokes
15:02 < tsarbomba> he's full of something alright
15:03 < McDonaldsWiFi> Any bill burr fans?
15:03 < catbeard> well i mean if you're doing a specific thing then maybe, but i mean gentoo tho
15:03 < McDonaldsWiFi> Bout to see this yankee live tonight, gonna be dope
15:03 < catbeard> if you didn't install it, it's not there
15:03 < tsarbomba> he's the boston comedian who isn't adam ferrara, right?
15:03 < McDonaldsWiFi> lol yeah
15:03 < McDonaldsWiFi> bawstin
15:08 < catbeard> vinrock: the chromecast ultra supports 4k/ethernet
15:08 < catbeard> or is there a chromecast 4k?
15:10 < JFDkthx> McDonaldsWiFi: its friday
15:11 < JFDkthx> catbeard: chromecast ultra is their 4k chromecast
15:11 < catbeard> ya got the ultra, though lost the power cable that's also the ethernet adapter
15:11 < Trapdoor> https://i.imgur.com/8otm15x.jpg :(
15:12 < vinrock> catbeard thats what i meant
15:12 < vinrock> the ultra
15:12 < L3gacy> ROF!
15:19 < Hunterkll> tsarbomba, but it was. it worked perfectly. on my pentium 3. in the early 2000s. did everything i needed and i had no adjustment problems. KDE 3.x rocked too
15:19 < Hunterkll> KDE 4.x can fuck off
15:20 < catbeard> old habits, they die hard
15:20 < catbeard> Hunterkll: bon suar elliot!
15:20 < Hunterkll> wat
15:20 < Hatter> hah remember pentiums you guys
15:20 < Nightcinder> the ultra is $69 isn't it
15:20 < Hatter> oh and good morning
15:21 < catbeard> it was all about the pentiums for a while
15:21 < Hunterkll> .....
15:21 < catbeard> Nightcinder: ya at or about
15:22 < mrghostman> .yt All About the Pentiums
15:22 <+layer-eight> YouTube "Weird Al" Yankovic - It's All About The Pentiums - https://youtu.be/qpMvS1Q1sos
15:24 < Nightcinder> hm
15:26 < DrGibby|> https://twitter.com/svblxyz/status/987134331662536705
15:26 < alazare619> pentiums sucked
15:26 < DrGibby|> fucking lol
15:26 < alazare619> i was about that AMD life
15:26 < alazare619> first pc i built was a amd athlon 64 2800
15:28 < mrghostman> DrGibby|: lol....smh
15:28 < DrGibby|> yeah
15:28 < catbeard> smgdh
15:28 < DrGibby|> not to mention all of the crazy ass permissions the app required
15:28 < catbeard> lol so just a random .sqlite file sitting on a vendor's webserver with all the con info
15:28 < felda> HAPPY 4/20 HAHA
15:28 < catbeard> or attendees
15:29 < catbeard> felda: heil hitler
15:29 < felda> I definitely inject the weed
15:29 < precise> felda: oh hi
15:29 < Hunterkll> if ya'll didn't hear the news
15:29 < felda> catbeard that is now your line on felda.io
15:29 < Hunterkll> whitney wisconsin got bail set
15:29 < DrGibby|> catbeard: with hardcoded passwords and shit, yeah
15:29 < DrGibby|> shit is fucking lol
15:30 < DrGibby|> Hunterkll: who?
15:30 < int0x1C8> sum dum bitch
15:30 < vavkamil> hi
15:31 < int0x1C8> HI
15:31 < Hunterkll> DrGibby|, the "I fuck dogs!" chick
15:31 < DrGibby|> Hunterkll: uhh
15:31 < DrGibby|> what?
15:31 < Hunterkll> lol
15:31 <+TuxedoJack> You're gonna have to be specific, this IS the Internet
15:31 < Hunterkll> just look up 'whitney wisconsin' on youtube
15:31 < Hunterkll> 'whitney wisconsin' is pretty fucking specific
15:31 < DrGibby|> Hunterkll: I think I don't want to be on a list
15:32 < catbeard> ns for airport lol
15:32 < Hunterkll> it's just audio
15:32 < Hunterkll> :P
15:32 < Hunterkll> well
15:32 < Hunterkll> and video, but not porn video
15:32 < Hunterkll> the porn video is on pornhub
15:32 < Hunterkll> but THAT will get you on a list
15:32 < Hunterkll> based on the charges
15:32 < DrGibby|> why do you know these things, Hunterkll?
15:33 < Hunterkll> i read the news article
15:33 < Hunterkll> duh
15:33 < felda> I love making lists
15:33 < felda> that's why they hired me for Schindler's List
15:33 < catbeard> i have lists of lists
15:33 < tsarbomba> why do millennials think the manbun is making a comeback
15:33 < Hunterkll> DrGibby|, http://www.leadertelegram.com/News/Front-Page/2017/05/26/lt-div-class-libPageBodyLinebreak-gt-Cash-bail-set-in-porn-video-case-lt-div-gt.html
15:33 < tsarbomba> it's not. it was never cool. it will never be cool. cut that fucking thing off.
15:33 < tsarbomba> you look like an emaciated former sumo wrassler.
15:34 < vavkamil> felda, I'm actually from the city where was schindlers factory
15:34 < DrGibby|> what kind of fucking link is that
15:34 < tsarbomba> vavkamil, show me your documents
15:34 < DrGibby|> lt fiv class
15:34 < felda> tsarbomba because people infinitely more beautiful than you set trends and don't care if you follow them
15:34 < Hunterkll> DrGibby|, peopel who don't know how to code
15:34 < Hunterkll> duh
15:34 < Hunterkll> now hax it
15:34 < Hunterkll> actually don't
15:34 < tsarbomba> trust me. there's nobody on this planet who wears a manbun and qualifies as "beautiful"
15:34 < Hunterkll> you really can't make this worse dr
15:34  * DrGibby| pokes at it
15:34 < Hunterkll> DrGibby|,
15:34 < Hunterkll> you really can't make this worse
15:34 < Hunterkll> lol
15:34 < tsarbomba> now a manbun qualifies you instantly for the "fucking retarded" bucket
15:35 < Hunterkll> the true news article is bad enough!
15:35 <+TuxedoJack> http://theoatmeal.com/comics/manbun
15:35 <+TuxedoJack> Matt Inman has it right
15:35 < tsarbomba> skinny jeans, tapout tshirt, manbun. it's like all the horrible trends of the past are back.
15:35 < catbeard> DrGibby|: lol seems legit
15:35 < int0x1C8> and sandals
15:35 < catbeard> no rly it's just html entities
15:36 < tsarbomba> oh god i think he WAS wearing sandals
15:36 <+TuxedoJack> Next up rompers and corduroy will be back
15:36 < catbeard> promise, no javascript zero-width chars with hidden payloads on copy paste
15:36 < humpaxx> Trapdoor: 1.5h
15:36 < tsarbomba> if corduroy comes back i'm going to burn it all down
15:36 < tsarbomba> nobody needs to sound like a walking rug
15:36 < DrGibby|> Hunterkll: that said nothing about any dogs
15:37 < Nightcinder> the problem i have is that my GF would like a remote and not have to use her phone/ipad, and the chromecast keeps defaulting to max volume
15:37 < Nightcinder> blah
15:37 < Hunterkll> DrGibby|, her claim to fame is a youtube video where she goes "Where I do it, it's legal, and it hurts no one, ... I fuck dogs!"
15:37 < Hunterkll> DrGibby|, and her other two videos about 10 reasons why you should fuck dogs
15:37 < Hunterkll> etc
15:37 < catbeard> that defeats the point of getting a chromecast, it requires that you use the google home app
15:38 < DrGibby|> right, but this apparently is some case about having sex with a dude in public
15:38 < catbeard> guests have to use it too, broadcasts it's own wifi, and the chromecast finds guests devices when the app is installed
15:38 < Hatter> I enjoy some corduroy slacks
15:38 < DrGibby|> Hatter: me too
15:38 < vinrock> where do you even buy them now
15:38 < vinrock> ive been hunting for corduroys for a long time
15:38 < int0x1C8> she was arrested for filming pornos in businesses
15:38 < tsarbomba> holy fuck she was 17 at the time so her boyfriend got hit with CP charges
15:38 < vinrock> who are you guys talkin about
15:38 < catbeard> i'd arrest you for wearing curduroy
15:39 < tsarbomba> whitney wisconsin
15:39 < vinrock> nice name
15:39 < catbeard> sounds like a porn name lol
15:39 < DrGibby|> int0x1C8: I see that, but apparently she enjoys dogs too?
15:39 < int0x1C8> yes
15:39 < Hunterkll> DrGibby|, she's had a few cases, including bestiality, etc
15:39 < vinrock> ew
15:39 < tsarbomba> it evokes the image of an obese saxon-heritage woman in green bay with cheddar cheese all up and down the front of her shirt tbqh
15:39 < vinrock> not what i was expecting
15:39 < vavkamil> so gksu is deprecated
15:40 < int0x1C8> yeah, it brings great shame to wisconsin
15:40 < catbeard> yeah been deprecated
15:40 < catbeard> gksudo ftw
15:40 < vavkamil> good to know
15:40 < vinrock> reading the name whitney wisconsin the first mental image i got was that of paula deen
15:40 < felda> sudo is for lame people who don't login as root
15:40 < catbeard> also good for ssh logging scripts with /usr/bin/script
15:40  * tsarbomba beats felda about the face and head
15:40 < felda> REAL SYSADMINS always login as domain admin and/or root
15:40 < Sousapro> morning everyone!
15:40 < catbeard> and for the really lazy lol
15:40 < DrGibby|> I run everything as root
15:41 < Sousapro> domain sudo
15:41 < int0x1C8> sudo su
15:41 < tsarbomba> all my windows service accounts have enterprise admin
15:41 < catbeard> sudo -s
15:41 < DrGibby|> just login to root, why sudo?
15:41 < Sousapro> sudo su DrGibby|  -
15:41 < catbeard> lol i run WUFtpd 32-bit as domain admin
15:41 < tsarbomba> THIS IS TRIGGERING ME
15:41 < tsarbomba> PLEASE DO NOT SCOFF AT INFOSEC
15:41 < DrGibby|> catbeard: oh god
15:41 < Sousapro> tsarbomba: ricoh printer? Enterprise admin
15:41 < felda> so here the real sysadmin pro tips
15:42  * tsarbomba screams
15:42 < Sousapro> make sure it's also a schema admin
15:42  * tsarbomba finds nearest open window
15:42 < Sousapro> because printers need to modify the schema
15:42 < DrGibby|> all of my web servers are Server 2003 unpatched with RDP exposed
15:42  * int0x1C8 rubs tsarbomba's head
15:42 < int0x1C8> there there, its ok
15:42 < felda> the only 2 accounts you should have in your Active Directory is Domain Administrator and Domain User
15:42 < Sousapro> DrGibby|: $(*%&($@#%(@*$&%(*$@&%$%%$*&
15:42 < vinrock> oh btw fellas happy 4/20
15:42 < tsarbomba> domain users is a group
15:42 < felda> all my users login as domain user on all our PCs
15:42 < tsarbomba> so is domain administrators
15:42 < felda> do I have to spell it out for you
15:42 < DrGibby|> we share one login in our domain
15:42 < alazare619> i hate this day
15:42 < tsarbomba> nooooooooooo
15:42  * tsarbomba sobs
15:42 < DrGibby|> its the domain admin user/pass
15:42 < vavkamil> just make every user domain admin
15:43 < tsarbomba> alazare619 it's 4/20
15:43 < felda> domain\administrator and domain\user should be the only accounts
15:43 < DrGibby|> no one uses the user login
15:43 < alazare619> everyone is always talking about weed and ganja and dabs on this day...
15:43 < vinrock> and its a friday too!
15:43 < tsarbomba> get out of work early and fknblazeit
15:43 < tsarbomba> then when you're sufficiently fucked up go see super troopers 2
15:43 < vinrock> alazare 420 blaze it fagit
15:43 < tsarbomba> ^
15:43 < DrGibby|> our domain admin password is 'password'
15:43 < Sousapro> give domain\administrator to the secretary
15:43 < vavkamil> it's lsd week
15:43  * tsarbomba crawls into the corner blubbering
15:43 < Sousapro> what could go wrong?
15:43 < felda> all my services run as domain\administrator
15:43 < tsarbomba> NINJASTYLE. HELP
15:43 < alazare619> and im just sitting here like yea the other 355 days a year the reason you cant land a job is because your facebook is plastered with weed and shit
15:44 < alazare619> dont get me wrong id like to smoke a j
15:44 < alazare619> 364*
15:44 < DrGibby|> every desktop on our network has a public IP address with windows firewall turned off
15:44 < vinrock> so why dont you
15:44 < tsarbomba> i've been smoking for longer than some here have been alive. here are two life lessons from a pro.
15:44 < alazare619> but ffs i get tired of hearing everyone have weed all over
15:44 < tsarbomba> a) don't use facebook b) don't post evidence of a federal crime
15:44 < alazare619> ^
15:44 < vinrock> those are good rules to live by
15:44 < alazare619> its just annoying
15:44 < DrGibby|> thats just good general life advise
15:45 < DrGibby|> also, lock down facebook so you have to approve posts you're tagged in, etc
15:45 < vavkamil> we can start crimebook for that shit
15:45 < int0x1C8> 420 BLAZE IT
15:45 < vinrock> smoke weed erry day
15:45 < DrGibby|> FER TWEENY BRAIZE ET
15:45 < int0x1C8> I'm gonna smoke a spliff on my lunch break
15:46 < vinrock> yeah fuck that
15:47 < vinrock> i cant stand behing high and tryin to get shit done
15:47 < mrghostman> ehh...you just cant multitask...you can focus like FUCK on one thing
15:48 < vinrock> nah im good if like, im doing artwork or writing code
15:48 < int0x1C8> it makes me more productive
15:48 < vinrock> but if its the usual where im doing a million different things at once it just makes it harder
15:48 < int0x1C8> especially coding
15:48 < vinrock> like walking through mud all day
15:48 < cyoz-work> okay guys this is probably a pretty damn basic question but anyways
15:49 < vinrock> the man puts his penis in the womans vagina and 9 months later baby forms
15:49 < srg> babby*
15:49 < vinrock> yes my mistake
15:49 < srg> I just want to make sure it's biologically accurate
15:49 < cyoz-work> I got a certificate already issued that looks like: -----BEGIN CERTIFICATE----- XXXX -----END CERTIFICATE-----
15:49 < SynMonger> congrats!
15:50 < cyoz-work> same with the request but: -----BEGIN NEW CERTIFICATE REQUEST-----  xxxx -----END NEW CERTIFICATE REQUEST-----
15:50 < srg> vinrock: Dude I work stoned all the time lol
15:50 < SynMonger> hiring committees love certificates
15:50 < srg> I love working stoned, doing sysadmin work, programming, etc
15:50 < cyoz-work> can I do some magic and get a .pfx file from that?
15:50 < vinrock> i used to when i was younger, just dont like it now cuz my role is much more intense and multifaceted
15:50 < srg> I was actually stoned last night and had a sudden realization with some code I've been working on
15:50 < srg> ahh yeah
15:50 < srg> I don't really work with people
15:50 < srg> I couldn't smoke if I did
15:51 < vinrock> every once in a while if i know im gona be doing something specific i might take a hit from the bat before rolling into the office but thats about far as ill go
15:51 < Nightcinder> Google gives up on Google Allo, hopes carriers will sort out RCS messaging
15:51 < tsarbomba> i got a little blazed up this morning before heading into work
15:51 < tsarbomba> nothing serious compared to this afternoon.
15:51 < vinrock> yeah this afternoon im gona be a drooling mess
15:52 < vinrock> cant wait!
15:52 < tsarbomba> i'm probably going to leave the car home and take an uber to the movie theater so i can just get tilted.
15:52 < mkillebrew> It's Friday, you shouldn't be doing serious work today anyway
15:52 < cyoz-work> I think I might get a panic attack when something happens and I'm high at work
15:52 < tsarbomba> yeah exactly
15:52 < tsarbomba> read-only friday blazeit
15:52 < vinrock> hah
15:52 < cyoz-work> guys, nobody knows about my cert question?
15:52 < tsarbomba> didn't see it
15:52 < cyoz-work> then I'll ask on reddit directly
15:53 < tsarbomba> isn't pfx binary?
15:53 < Atusid> cyoz-work: What cert?
15:53 < mrghostman> cyoz-work: what OS?
15:53 < int0x1C8> https://stackoverflow.com/questions/6307886/how-to-create-pfx-file-from-certificate-and-private-key
15:53 < tsarbomba> you need to import the text file you get back from the csr
15:53 < cyoz-work> basically I got a request and certificate already issued and want to get that to a windwows server
15:53 < tsarbomba> there you go stackoverflow usually has that shit covered
15:53 < mkillebrew> cyoz-work: do you have the private key?
15:53 < cyoz-work> see that's what I don't get. where is that supposed to be?
15:53 < mkillebrew> pfx is a stupid windows way of saying pkcs12
15:54 < mkillebrew> or do you just have the public key?
15:54 < cyoz-work> I'm not sure
15:54 < mrghostman> cyoz-work: do you have access to the server which requested the certificate?
15:54 < mkillebrew> then rtfm
15:54 < int0x1C8> what's it for
15:54 <+DomLS3> SSL certs are about 99% more difficult than they need to be.
15:54 < mkillebrew> but yes, if you have all the component pieces, you can asseble dispersed files ito a pkcs12
15:54 < tsarbomba> installing cert in IIS?
15:54 < cyoz-work> wait I'll post the output of openssl
15:54 < vinrock> https://www.sslshopper.com/ssl-converter.html
15:54 < tsarbomba> which version of winders?
15:55 < vinrock> convert that shit
15:55 < cyoz-work> yeah I don't want to upload my cert to some site
15:55 < tsarbomba> whaaaat
15:55 < tsarbomba> wait
15:55 < tsarbomba> slow the fuck down
15:55 < tsarbomba> you don't need a pfx at all here if you're doing what i think you're doing
15:55 < mkillebrew> yeah, let's just upload private keys to some unknown site...
15:55 < cyoz-work> I don't know
15:55 < cyoz-work> I need to get that on a windows machine
15:55 < cyoz-work> nothing more
15:55 < tsarbomba> < tsarbomba> installing cert in IIS? < tsarbomba> which version of winders?
15:56 < mkillebrew> why don't you tell me all your passwords while you're at it so I can tell you if they're secure or not
15:56 < mkillebrew> and your social security number for tracking purposes
15:56 < cyoz-work> not IIS, just a regular computer cert
15:56 < cyoz-work> windows, server 2012
15:57 < vinrock> https://www.rapidsslonline.com/ssl-tools/ssl-converter.php
15:57 < int0x1C8> https://technet.microsoft.com/en-us/library/dd261744.aspx?f=255&MSPPError=-2147217396
15:57 < vinrock> fine here instructions how to do it manually
15:57 < mkillebrew> https://blog.github.com/2018-04-19-introducing-github-learning-lab/   "Managing merge conflicts: Learn why merge conflicts happen and how to fix them."
15:57 < abakedapplepie> iso rackmount shelves
15:57 < mkillebrew> rm -rf repo; git clone repo
15:57 < cyoz-work> @vinrock, I already tried to do it manually but I don't get the part about the private key
15:57 < mkillebrew> don't @ on IRC
15:58 <+DomLS3> cyoz-work: the pirvate key has to be exported from the server you generated the request from
15:58 < mkillebrew> most clients will alert the person if you just do nick:
15:58 <+DomLS3> s/pir/pri
15:58 <+layer-eight> DomLS3 meant: "cyoz-work: the private key has to be exported from the server you generated the request from"
15:58 < cyoz-work> that is what openssl tells me about the cert: https://pastebin.com/Yr2kSKdY
15:59 < cyoz-work> when I try to "openssl pkcs12 -export -in xxx.cer -inkey xxx.pem -out fzeu.p12" it fails saying it expected a private key
15:59 < vinrock> wtf amazon
15:59 < cyoz-work> and yeah I think there's no private key
15:59 < vinrock> why the hell are selelrs from overseas showing up in my search
15:59 < vinrock> i ordered something, go to track it and.. royal mail??
15:59 < abakedapplepie> there is always a private key
15:59 < abakedapplepie> vinrock: lolol
15:59 < tsarbomba> so xxx.pem doesn't exist or...?
16:00 < abakedapplepie> vinrock: i ordered something from gearbest, in china, and it was shipped using irish post
16:00 < abakedapplepie> fucking weird.
16:00 < cyoz-work> no I just pasted my -----BEGIN CERTIFICATE-----
16:00 < cyoz-work>  XXX -----END CERTIFICATE----- in there
16:00 < vinrock> lol wtf
16:00 < cyoz-work> but if that certificate has no private key.. I don't know
16:00 < tsarbomba> who issued the cert?
16:00 < cyoz-work> rapidSSL
16:00 < tsarbomba> oh christ.
16:00 < cyoz-work> the original request.. I don't know
16:00 < cyoz-work> some server somewhere
16:01 < tsarbomba> wait. you're trying to install a cert that was requested from another server?
16:01 < cyoz-work> it's a wildcard cert so it's everywhere
16:01 < cyoz-work> yeah
16:01 < tsarbomba> that's, uh, not how wildcard certs work
16:01 < vinrock> YOU GET A CERT!
16:01 < tsarbomba> i think you have the wrong kind of cert
16:01 < vinrock> YOU GET A CERT!
16:01 < vinrock> EVERYONE GETS A CERT!
16:01 < tsarbomba> lol
16:01  * SynMonger screams and flails arms
16:01 < tsarbomba> i left the window open
16:02 < tsarbomba> let us leap out together
16:02 < cyoz-work> I don't know we have it on a couple of servers and it works
16:02 < abakedapplepie> mfw my 100/100 line is acting like a 100/50 line
16:02 < tsarbomba> define "works"
16:02 < abakedapplepie> WHERES MY BANDWIDTH
16:02 < tsarbomba> so many ACKs
16:02 < cyoz-work> well, the browser says ssl is good
16:02 < cyoz-work> lol
16:02 < humpaxx> Dang my webchat tab quit on me
16:02 < tsarbomba> again. why are you checking a computer certificate in a browser if it's not meant for SSL
16:03 < tsarbomba> is this your first experience with certificates
16:03 < cyoz-work> yeah I know
16:03 < tsarbomba> s/SSL/IIS
16:03 <+layer-eight> tsarbomba meant: "again. why are you checking a computer certificate in a browser if it's not meant for IIS"
16:03 < cyoz-work> no I did it before but  that's 2 years ago
16:03 < cyoz-work> I want to try it on my machine and then export it the the server in question
16:03 < abakedapplepie> alright im oOtl what isc YetiFiasco doing
16:03 < DrGibby|> i post my public AND private keys so people are doublely sure its me
16:03 < cyoz-work> because the cert is already on the server but now was reissued
16:03 < abakedapplepie> errr
16:03 < abakedapplepie> what is cyoz-work doing
16:04 < cyoz-work> you guys remember that symantec certs are no longer trusted by google?
16:04 < cyoz-work> that hit that particular cert
16:04 < abakedapplepie> yes
16:04 < cyoz-work> so the vendor automatically reissued the cert
16:04 < cyoz-work> now my question is, how do I get that new cert to the server
16:05 < JFDkthx> cyoz-work: you want a machine cert signed by another CA so your clients know that it's connecting to the right server
16:05 < cyoz-work> so I wanted to try it with my local machine first before I break anything
16:05 < YetiFiasco> abakedapplepie: what
16:05 < abakedapplepie> who is your cert vendor cyoz-work
16:05 < JFDkthx> is that correct?
16:05 < abakedapplepie> YetiFiasco: sorry mistyped
16:05 < cyoz-work> rapidSSL
16:05 < cyoz-work> at least a subcontractor from them
16:05  * YetiFiasco goes back to sleep and grumbles about alerts
16:05 < abakedapplepie> sorry :(
16:06 < int0x1C8> abakedapplepie, so how baked are you right now
16:06 < abakedapplepie> int0x1C8: 100%
16:06 < abakedapplepie> (sober)
16:07 < int0x1C8> (lame)
16:07 < int0x1C8> :o
16:07 < DrGibby|> abakedapplepie is always baked
16:07 < abakedapplepie> usually
16:07 < abakedapplepie> sometimes slow roasted
16:07 < DrGibby|> its literally in his nick
16:07 < DrGibby|> aslowroastedapplepie
16:07 < abakedapplepie> sometimes broiled
16:07 < DrGibby|> why would you broil a pie?
16:07 < abakedapplepie> deugs
16:08 < abakedapplepie> s/e/r
16:08 <+layer-eight> abakedapplepie meant: "drugs"
16:08 < DrGibby|> but...
16:08 < abakedapplepie> /shrug
16:08 < alazare619> hurray its 4/20 /s
16:08 < abakedapplepie> oh wow
16:08 < alazare619> only good thing about today
16:08 < abakedapplepie> i forgot about that
16:08 < alazare619> is super troopers
16:08 < alazare619> 2
16:08 <+DomLS3> alazare619: comes out today
16:08  * DrGibby| farts on alazare619 
16:08 < abakedapplepie> i was at the office until 9:30 last night
16:08 <+DomLS3> so happy
16:08 < alazare619> yep
16:09 < abakedapplepie> i think im gonna leave early today
16:09 <+DomLS3> however I’m expecting dissappointment
16:09 < int0x1C8> alazare619, blaze it up yo
16:09 <+DomLS3> ST 2 is probably going to suck tbh
16:09 < alazare619> so...a co-worker got pink eye...
16:09 <+DomLS3> alazare619: tell them to quit getting shit on
16:09 < alazare619> he is single
16:09 < alazare619> lives by himself
16:09 < alazare619> no pets
16:09 <+DomLS3> so... serial killer
16:09 <+DomLS3> got it
16:09 < int0x1C8> tell him/her to stop rubbing buttholes on his eyes
16:09 < alazare619> i asked him how the fuck did you get pink eye
16:09 < JFDkthx> cyoz-work: see my previous question?
16:09 < alazare619> did you bare ass fart on your own pillow
16:10 < cyoz-work> JFDkthx, no I'm sorry
16:10 < corn266> .yt friday
16:10 <+layer-eight> YouTube Rebecca Black - Friday - https://youtu.be/kfVsfOSbJY0
16:11 < cyoz-work> <JFDkthx> cyoz-work: you want a machine cert signed by another CA so your clients know that it's connecting to the right server
16:11 < cyoz-work> this one?
16:11 < JFDkthx> yeah
16:12 < cyoz-work> It's actually pretty simple. But I have a talent to complicate stuff.
16:12 < cyoz-work> so one day we get an email from that vendor: "Hey this cert is renewed, better but it on your server. here it is: -----BEGIN CERTIFICATE----- XXX -----END CERTIFICATE-----
16:12 < cyoz-work> "
16:13 < vavkamil> I hate programming with left arm :/
16:13 < cyoz-work> question: how to I get that flat text on my windows 2012 server
16:13 < Bru-> hmm
16:13 < DrGibby|> s/programming/jerking it/
16:13 < meowschwitz> guy with an accounting degree whose last job is hotel administrator is applying as "junior system administrator"
16:13 <+layer-eight> vavkamil meant: "I hate jerking it with left arm :/"
16:13 < meowschwitz> sure why the fuck not
16:13 < vavkamil> cyoz-work, private key in email?
16:13 < Bru-> so Bitlocker AD backup is deprecated in 1703+ ?
16:13 < meowschwitz> i mean it's the same word in both job titles
16:13 < cyoz-work> nope, that's all there is
16:13 < cyoz-work> also the intermediate and the csr
16:13 < vavkamil> layer-eight, my right arm is broken
16:14 < vavkamil> cyoz-work, why not use lets encrypt
16:14 < int0x1C8> stop talking to the bot
16:14 < rkeene> Finally back home
16:14 < DrGibby|> I think its time for The Prodigy
16:14  * DrGibby| bops
16:14 < tsarbomba> didn't you say that's a wildcard cert
16:14 < cyoz-work> yeah I'm not switching vendors just now
16:14 < cyoz-work> yeah
16:15 < tsarbomba> i don't get why you would be installing it on a single server, then
16:15 < tsarbomba> it's a new request, right?
16:15 < cyoz-work> it's on multiple servers
16:15 < cyoz-work> nope, same request
16:15 < tsarbomba> huh?
16:15 < DrGibby|> fuck me I didn't know the touchbar changed when you use spotify
16:15 < DrGibby|> this is nice
16:15 < tsarbomba> when did you submit the request to the csr
16:15 < tsarbomba> TOUCH IT LOVE IT
16:15 < cyoz-work> yeah, the vendor did it alone because of the symantec is now distrusted by google thing
16:16 < tsarbomba> okay, fine, when did the vendor submit the request
16:16 < tsarbomba> also why isn't the vendor finishing his own fucking work
16:16 < tsarbomba> where i come from if you start a job you finish it
16:16 < cyoz-work> well when we bought the cert we ofcourse made the request
16:16 < tsarbomba> okay you understand what the word 'when' means right?
16:16 < cyoz-work> but now the request stayed the same.. just the cert is renewed
16:16 < cyoz-work> I don't get it
16:16 < tsarbomba> it doesn't mean "give me the background story"
16:16 < tsarbomba> it doesn't mean "tell me about your vendor woes"
16:17 < tsarbomba> it means WHEN DID THE REQUEST GET SUBMITTED
16:17 < tsarbomba> gibby's back. everyone hide yr skittles.
16:17 < DrGibby|> fucking irccloud and their shit network
16:17 < tsarbomba> irccloud clients quit en masse waaaaay too often for my liking
16:18  * tsarbomba successfully orders ecc server ram. job done for the day
16:18 < tsarbomba> okay it's time for the afternoon
16:18 < cyoz-work> 12.02.2018
16:18 < DrGibby|> tsarbomba: yeah, plus no fucking scripting
16:18 < DrGibby|> its retarded
16:19 < tsarbomba> cyoz-work alright so this isn't some necro'd csr request then
16:19 < DrGibby|> once this subscription is over I'll find literally anything else
16:19 < tsarbomba> and what is the identity the cert was meant to prove, specifically
16:19 < DrGibby|> even going back to irssi+screen
16:19 < tsarbomba> irssi+screen master race right hurr
16:20 < tsarbomba> though when my config blew up on my last laptop i hadn't backed it up anywhere so now i'm more or less back to vanilla irssi plus necessary scripts
16:20 < DrGibby|> thats the worst
16:20 < tsarbomba> i had sworn i copied it to my nas
16:20 < DrGibby|> I have an old backup of mine somewhere but I made some changes since
16:20 < DrGibby|> mainly, gotta have gay.pl
16:20 < tsarbomba> but the config in the /irssi directory was ancient, probably from my centos shell in boulder
16:20 < DrGibby|> so I can flood like a fucking moron
16:20 < tsarbomba> lol
16:21 < tsarbomba> i think ninjastyle (?) uses tmux. surprised there aren't more fans of it here.
16:22 < tsarbomba> hi sarah
16:22 < tsarbomba> sarah: tmux or screen
16:22 < DrGibby|> screen is better
16:22 < jaelae> i like my job but man they keep declining higher support levels of hardware
16:22 < jaelae> and software
16:22 < tsarbomba> i've been using it for so long it would be weird to move to another
16:22 < tsarbomba> jaelae yeah that's the one frustrating thing about my job too
16:23 < DrGibby|> my fingers are used to the screen commands
16:23 < tsarbomba> though i'm getting face time with our execs in california now
16:23 < tsarbomba> so i think that could change some time this year
16:23 < jaelae> yea its too bad
16:23 < jaelae> like we buy used cisco m3 blades for dev environments but no support
16:23 < jaelae> so if a blade crashes im scrambling to figure out what to do
16:23 < jaelae> for m4 we get same day techs sent out
16:23 < tsarbomba> i thought those were just rebranded hps
16:23 < jaelae> whaaaaat
16:24 < tsarbomba> could be thinking of another line
16:24 < jaelae> cisco blades are cisco blades
16:24 < jaelae> they have their own chassis
16:24 < tsarbomba> tfw your phone starts blowing up and you have to look all over the place to find it
16:24 < jaelae> apple watch
16:24 < jaelae> i own one just so i can ping my phone
16:25 < tsarbomba> jesus h. christ ANOTHER florida school shooting
16:25 < tsarbomba> this is what happens when Florida Man breeds
16:25 < jaelae> when i was in school i think people got punched
16:25 < jaelae> a handful of times
16:26 < DrGibby|> tsarbomba: link?
16:26 < jaelae> http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/breaking-news/os-shooting-forest-high-school-marion-county-20180420-story.html
16:26 < tsarbomba> yeah there's a better link than cnn
16:26 <@killdash9> when I was in school kids has rifles in the back window of their pickup trucks in the parking lot. Maybe bring that back and let the rednecks start returning fire.
16:27 < tsarbomba> also, an 8-year-old in maryland was arrested for bringing a gun to school. nra doesn't want the parents to be prosecuted for allowing access.
16:27 < tsarbomba> i love muh guns. but this is getting fucking stupid now.
16:27 <@killdash9> the NRA is a bunch of mouth-breathing retards.
16:28 < DrGibby|> killdash9++++
16:28  * killdash9 has an unreasonble number of guns but would never support the NRA.
16:28 < tsarbomba> the guy who runs the outdoor range i use alwys tells customers about alternatives to the nra
16:28 < tsarbomba> firearms groups and clubs that aren't the NRA and don't have the same agenda
16:28 < tsarbomba> wish more shooters would do that
16:28 < F34RInc> GOA
16:29 < tsarbomba> lol our datacenter in SLC was doing "load balance testing" last night and ended up blowing out power to 1/3rd of the racks on our floor
16:29 < tsarbomba> thankfully ours wasn't one of them
16:29 < tsarbomba> but still, jesus
16:30 < tsarbomba> "balance: not very stable"
16:30 < DrGibby|> wtf is load balance testing?!
16:30 < DrGibby|> shit should be balanced to begin with
16:30 < tsarbomba> here's the subject from the email: Delong Colo3 UPS3-A2 load testing and commisioning
16:30 < tsarbomba> "load testing" my bad
16:30 < jaelae> i ran a small testing data center about 1800 sq ft and i would put everything half on A and have on B PDUs
16:31 < tsarbomba> i think they dropped too big a load on one of those UPSes
16:31 < jaelae> i guess its smart to shutoff on side to make sure things ran
16:31 < jaelae> :)
16:31 < tsarbomba> we have our servers perfectly balanced down here. i've never personally been to SLC datacenter so i can't speak to that
16:31 < jaelae> good thing they tested :)
16:31 < tsarbomba> i did review some photos and it looks right
16:31 < tsarbomba> lol yeah good for us that they didn't fry our shit
16:31 < jaelae> my buddy doees electrical power planning for amazon data centers
16:31 < jaelae> i think they push that shit to the limit
16:31 < jaelae> in their 85F DCs
16:32 < tsarbomba> yeah but i imagine they have actual credentialed electrical engineers to guide them, not some high school graduate remote hands tech
16:32 < jaelae> oh yea
16:32 < jaelae> i mean he gets paid big time and has a large team
16:33 < DrGibby|> fucking 85F... there is so little margin of error for runaway temps
16:33 < tsarbomba> that's the kind of stuff that makes me want to go back to school for an EE degree
16:33 < jaelae> the issue is they have an oregon data center that ran with no ACs
16:33 < jaelae> running at 85
16:33 < jaelae> and they tried to duplicate that in virginia
16:33 < jaelae> but its a different climate
16:33 < tsarbomba> of course as i plunge further into my 40s the odds are growing larger that i'll hit a point where i say "fuck it, i've got enough to retire" and forget all about it
16:33 < tsarbomba> i'd rather have a DC running 85F in oregon than VA, no question
16:33 < tsarbomba> humidity kills servers faster than raw heat
16:33 < DrGibby|> makes sense, yeah
16:34 < tsarbomba> there are two locations in our building that have a proper server room/facility. we both have fairly decent-sized ACs. they sweat like CRAZY in the florida humidity.
16:34 < DrGibby|> hell ours do too and we're in the midwest
16:34 < tsarbomba> nobody wants to risk humidifying the servers so we always overcompensate with the AC equipment
16:35 < jaelae> our dat centers are in colo rackspace locations and they always try to be cheap
16:35 < jaelae> and raise the temps
16:35 < DrGibby|> it gets humid as shit here
16:35 < tsarbomba> i'd be a little suspicious if i walked into a datacenter and it made me feel warm
16:35 < tsarbomba> i enjoy cold temps as a general rule but even i get chilly when im' in our datacenter for any extended period of time
16:35 < DrGibby|> jaelae: heh. they don't realize it'll cost the same to cool it regardless of the temps (depending on what they set it at)
16:36 < jaelae> reminds me i have to install a new ucs chassis and man i have to reorganize 4 racks somehow
16:36 < DrGibby|> there is no measurable difference between 68-78. At least on our systems
16:36 < Casteil> cold temps are a drag if all you're doing is sitting down at a computer
16:37 < jaelae> well like i had to replace our nexus switches so im on a ladder replacing all the twinax cabling
16:37 < jaelae> and its hot as shit
16:37 < cyoz-work> yeah I think I got my basic error now
16:37 < tsarbomba> garbage men don't even dump trash bins into the trucks any more
16:37 < tsarbomba> they walk them over to this robotic arm
16:37 < cyoz-work> I just have to export the private key from the existing .pfx and then do a new one with both cert and private key
16:38 < cyoz-work> that hopefully works
16:38 < tsarbomba> isn't that a "job killing innovation"?
16:38 < tsarbomba> "existing .pfx"? i thought this was a new csr
16:38 < tsarbomba> YOUR STORY DOESN'T HOLD TOGETHER UNDER THE LIGHTEST SCRUTINY!
16:39 < DrGibby|> I always post my public and private keys viewable to everyone for double security
16:39 < tsarbomba> there were mad state troopers at the ocala school shooting today
16:39 < tsarbomba> parkland? not one
16:39 < tsarbomba> i guess they all want to stay close to tallahassee or just run up and down i-95 giving out tickets
16:40 < tsarbomba> (parkland is far west of i-95)
16:40 < Trapdoor> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbTxfN8d2CI
16:40 <+layer-eight> YouTube "Be Worry, Don't Happy": Minor key by 2013-07-18T14:48:26.000Z (duration: 3:51) on Thu Jul 18 21:48:26 UTC 2013, 2013-07-18T14:48:26.000Z views
16:40 < Trapdoor> can't get enough of this
16:40 < tsarbomba> are you having an Emo Moment, trapdoor
16:41 < Trapdoor> in every life we have some trouble
16:41 < Trapdoor> but when you worry you make it double
16:41 < DrGibby|> lol
16:41 < Trapdoor> be worry, don't happy
16:41 < DrGibby|> Trapdoor: this is great
16:41 < Trapdoor> be worry, don't happy now
16:41 < Gencade> FUCK YOU DrGibby|
16:41 < Gencade> also its friday\
16:41 < DrGibby|> Gencade: hungover?
16:41 < Gencade> Naw fam I'm spic and spam
16:42 < DrGibby|> fucking messaging me in the middle of the night
16:42 < Gencade> When did I do that
16:43 < Gencade> Whoops
16:43 < DrGibby|> 01:34:31 <Gencade> hi
16:43 < DrGibby|> 01:34:47 <Gencade> im drunk
16:43 < Gencade> Double whoops
16:43 < Trapdoor> be careful with the related videos DrGibby|
16:44 < Gencade> welp im gonna go stick my head in the ice box
16:44 < Trapdoor> It starts off with songs reworked in major/minor key
16:44 < Gencade> my head is killing me
16:44 < Trapdoor> then you've got songs where the vocals are off beat and one step out of key
16:44 < DrGibby|> Gencade: gatorade, coffee, something in your stomach, a smoke and some pain killers
16:44 < DrGibby|> Trapdoor: oh god
16:44 < DrGibby|> its happening
16:44 < Trapdoor> then there's this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdTPdig3A9U&t=92s
16:44 <+layer-eight> YouTube Survivor - Eye Of The Tiger (Vocals: Every Note Is E) by 2017-10-18T21:16:15.000Z (duration: 4:08) on Thu Oct 19 04:16:15 UTC 2017, 2017-10-18T21:16:15.000Z views
16:44 < Gencade> DrGibby|, ibuprofon or tylenol
16:44 <+TuxedoJack> So you're saying we should prepare for trouble?
16:44 <+TuxedoJack> And make it double?
16:45 < DrGibby|> Gencade: I prefer ibuprofen
16:45 < Trapdoor> DrGibby|, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjApkqAcfwk this is where I ended up
16:45 <+layer-eight> YouTube Simon and Garfunkel - Sound of Silence (100% Butchered) by 2017-04-12T21:40:08.000Z (duration: 3:05) on Thu Apr 13 04:40:08 UTC 2017, 2017-04-12T21:40:08.000Z views
16:45 < Gencade> I'll just take both
16:45 < Gencade> kk brb
16:45 < Trapdoor> 2nd comment on that video is 100% right
16:45 < tsarbomba> didn't disturbed already butcher sound of silence
16:45 < DrGibby|> Trapdoor: oh god
16:46 < DrGibby|> Trapdoor: this is fucking with me
16:46 < Trapdoor> "This...
16:46 < Trapdoor> is the sound...
16:46 < Trapdoor> of very severe schizophrenia.?"
16:47 < tsarbomba> this is the sound of an audio engineer with a trust fund on bathsalts
16:47 < DrGibby|> heh
16:47 < DrGibby|> the minor key thing is great
16:47 < DrGibby|> but the vocals off my a beat fucks with me
16:47 < DrGibby|> s/my/by
16:47 <+layer-eight> DrGibby| meant: "but the vocals off by a beat fucks with me"
16:47 < int0x1C8> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdPUQi0oMOw
16:47 <+layer-eight> YouTube Michael Jackson - Beat It (All Instruments Off Tempo) by 2016-10-07T20:59:01.000Z (duration: 4:33) on Sat Oct 08 03:59:01 UTC 2016, 2016-10-07T20:59:01.000Z views
16:47 < DrGibby|> int0x1C8: nope. wont do it
16:47 < Trapdoor> dude, this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwNGR792Ifk
16:47 <+layer-eight> YouTube Toto - Africa (Vocals 1 Step Out of Key & Off Beat) by 2016-09-24T14:24:16.000Z (duration: 4:52) on Sat Sep 24 21:24:16 UTC 2016, 2016-09-24T14:24:16.000Z views
16:48 < Trapdoor> https://youtu.be/fwNGR792Ifk?t=74
16:48 <+layer-eight> YouTube Toto - Africa (Vocals 1 Step Out of Key & Off Beat) by 2016-09-24T14:24:16.000Z (duration: 4:52) on Sat Sep 24 21:24:16 UTC 2016, 2016-09-24T14:24:16.000Z views
16:49 < DrGibby|> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtXy0rwPU5M this one is actually pretty cool
16:49 <+layer-eight> YouTube A-Ha - Take On Me (Minor key) by 2016-02-26T05:51:04.000Z (duration: 3:54) on Fri Feb 26 12:51:04 UTC 2016, 2016-02-26T05:51:04.000Z views
16:51 < Hatter> can anyone recommend a REALLY cool cookie jar or candy dish for the office desk?
16:53 < mkillebrew> always go crystal for a candy dish, and with a lid
16:53 < DrGibby|> mkillebrew++
16:53 < JFDkthx> goddamn windows admins
16:53 < JFDkthx> patching my skype server
16:53 < JFDkthx> and breaking it
16:54 < JFDkthx> grumble grubmle
16:54 < Hatter> mkillebrew: but thaat seems like something an old lady might have
16:54 < Hatter> you did hear me say cool right?>
16:54 < JFDkthx> arent you an old lady hatter
16:54 < Hatter> LOL no I'm a man!
16:55 < JFDkthx> s/man/old lady
16:55 <+layer-eight> Hatter meant: "LOL no I'm a old lady!"
16:56 < mkillebrew> Don't ask for good advice if you're not going to take it.
16:57 < JFDkthx> mkillebrew: thats just hatter
16:57 < JFDkthx> he just acts like a butt
16:57 < Hatter> how dare you
16:57 < JFDkthx> but is also a butt
16:57 < JFDkthx> irl
16:57 < Hatter> mkillebrew: and look her pal, I said REALLY cool, and you mentioned something that would look natural in my grandmothers home
16:58 < mkillebrew> I have a crystal candy dish on my coffee table
16:58 < Hatter> so I'm still waiting on so called "good advice"
16:58 < JFDkthx> no one is going to think your novelty candy dish is neat hatter
16:58 < Hatter> is there one that maybe floats with magnets
16:58 < Trapdoor> fuck it buy a bong
16:58 < JFDkthx> you wouldnt
16:58 < Trapdoor> put candy in it
16:59 < mkillebrew> Are you trying to say "Look, I shop at Spencer's!" or "I'm tremendously well bred, please have some candy"
16:59 < Hatter> no it has to have a certain elegance to it as well
16:59 < Nightcinder> 2xl or s9+
16:59 < Nightcinder> leaning 2xl
16:59 < DrGibby|> Pixel
16:59 < DrGibby|> fuck samsung
17:00 < DrGibby|> touchwiz bullshit
17:00 < AnimalFarmPig> Hatter: fishbowl
17:00 < Trapdoor> Nightcinder, what do you have now?
17:00 < Nightcinder> i wish 2xl had wireless charging
17:00 < AnimalFarmPig> Hatter: full of candy
17:00 < Nightcinder> Trapdoor: i broke my pixel xl and am using an iphone 6+
17:00 < JFDkthx> s9+ is a better version of the s8
17:00 < Hatter> AnimalFarmPig: no one wants a damp sleeve when reaching for a bit of candy
17:00 < AnimalFarmPig> or a coffee pot full of candy
17:00 < JFDkthx> which isnt a bad thing
17:00 < ihre> the new 3310 3g
17:00 < Trapdoor> ugh Nightcinder
17:00 < Nightcinder> i
17:00 < Nightcinder> hate
17:00 < Nightcinder> iphone
17:00 < AnimalFarmPig> Hatter: no no... there's no water in it
17:00 < Trapdoor> S9+ isn't a big improvement over the S8
17:00 < Nightcinder> work's buyin'
17:01 < ihre> does the s9 has a micro sd slot?
17:01 < Hatter> AnimalFarmPig: then it's just a big empty jar, boring
17:01 < Hatter> next
17:01 < JFDkthx> Trapdoor: not every generation has to be ground breaking
17:01 < Nightcinder> i managed to con them into buying me a new phone and i get to stay off the company plan
17:01 < Nightcinder> ihre: yes
17:01 < AnimalFarmPig> Hatter: coffee pot... full of candy
17:01 < Trapdoor> JFDkthx, tick tick tick tick tick tock?
17:01 < ihre> 2xl too?
17:01 < AnimalFarmPig> Nightcinder: if work is buying, get them to buy you a Neo900
17:01 < Nightcinder> wtf is a neo900
17:01 < JFDkthx> DO I HAVE THE STRENGTH TO KNOW HOW I GO
17:01 < jvwjgames> I am wondering about vcpus what is the diffrence between puting that to 4 vs set 4 actual cores for a vm
17:01 < Hatter> I wish we could learn to deal with one issue at a time in this channel
17:01 < Hatter> mine is still unresolved
17:01 < Nightcinder> jfc
17:01 < Trapdoor> JFDkthx, every new phone you buy should be significantly better than your old one
17:01 < AnimalFarmPig> http://neo900.org/
17:01 < Nightcinder> noty
17:02 < Trapdoor> Switching your S7 out for an S8 or your S8 for an S9 is dumb
17:02 < JFDkthx> Trapdoor: if i were to buy a new phone today it would be
17:02 < JFDkthx> i have an s7 and if i buy a new one, it will be the s9
17:02 < JFDkthx> thats a big jump
17:02 < Nightcinder> how about i use a real phone AnimalFarmPig
17:02 < Trapdoor> sure, but s8 to s9 isn't
17:02 < JFDkthx> but year over year they dont have to be huge jumps
17:02 < Nightcinder> why would you upgrade yearly
17:02 < Nightcinder> that's dum
17:02 < JFDkthx> Trapdoor: i never said it was
17:02 < ihre> is that the n900 follow up AnimalFarmPig?
17:02 < Trapdoor> JFDkthx, that's not what I'm saying
17:02 < JFDkthx> 15:00:21        JFDkthx | s9+ is a better version of the s8
17:02 < AnimalFarmPig> ihre: yeah, a N900 with more modern guts
17:02 < ihre> neat
17:02 < Trapdoor> I wasn't arguing that either JFDkthx
17:02 < Trapdoor> You know we're 100% in agreement right?
17:03 < JFDkthx> then KEEP MY NAME OUCHYO MOUF
17:03 < AnimalFarmPig> you'll be able to swap their mobo into your existing N900 chassis
17:03 < McDonaldsWiFi> Trapdoor: don't worry, JFDkthx likes to shit in the pool
17:03 < ihre> wew 480eur
17:03 < JFDkthx> McDonaldsWiFi: fucking listen here
17:03 < Nightcinder> okay 2xl it is
17:03 < Nightcinder> thanks guys
17:03 < JFDkthx> i trusted a fart this morning
17:03 < DrGibby|> who doesn't shit in the pool?
17:03 < JFDkthx> and regretted it
17:03 < McDonaldsWiFi> LOL
17:03 < JFDkthx> luckily i was still at home
17:03 < Hatter> gross, change the subject
17:03 < Trapdoor> I haven't shit in a pool as far as I knoq
17:03 < McDonaldsWiFi> oh yeah... its friday...
17:03 < Trapdoor> know*
17:03 < DrGibby|> Nightcinder: you're welcome, welcome to the pixel fam
17:03 < JFDkthx> gas station burrito day
17:03 < Trapdoor> I did have diarrhea like a couple of days prior to getting into a pool
17:03 < DrGibby|> .yt friday
17:03 <+layer-eight> YouTube Rebecca Black - Friday - https://youtu.be/kfVsfOSbJY0
17:03 < Nightcinder> DrGibby|: i had a pixel xl
17:03 < Trapdoor> Even though the sign said not to
17:03 < Nightcinder> and a galaxy nexus
17:03 < vinrock> what did i come back to
17:04 < vinrock> now i gotta crap
17:04 < DrGibby|> Nightcinder: welcome BACK to the pixel fam
17:04 < Trapdoor> vinrock, ah yes the yawning reflex
17:04 < Nightcinder> s9+ has some neat features
17:04 < Nightcinder> but it's samsung
17:04 < Nightcinder> :(
17:04 < Nightcinder> wireless charging, samsung pay
17:04 < DrGibby|> might explode
17:04 < Trapdoor> see everyone else take a shit, instantly need to take a shit
17:04 < ihre> the 5x still works fine :3
17:04 < JFDkthx> Nightcinder: i like samsung devices
17:04 < ihre> battery is getting a bit stale, but that is replaceable
17:04 < DrGibby|> 6 months behind on updates to the OS
17:04 < vavkamil> I have nexus 5x too
17:04 < DrGibby|> touchwiz
17:04 < JFDkthx> DrGibby|: i do hate that
17:05 < JFDkthx> fucking would be nice
17:05 < Nightcinder> at least 6mo behind
17:05 < Trapdoor> DrGibby|, 6 months behind on updates isn't a bad thing
17:05 < DrGibby|> JFDkthx: 100% of the reason why I go stock
17:05 < Nightcinder> my pixel got updates monthly
17:05 < Trapdoor> Remember Spectre/Meltdown that turned out to not be a big deal?
17:05 < JFDkthx> DrGibby|: i want a phablet
17:05 < DrGibby|> Trapdoor: it is when they fucking nerf your phone when its a year old
17:05 < Trapdoor> wireless charging is dumb sorry
17:05 < JFDkthx> i read a bunch and cellphone screens are annoyingly small.
17:05 < Nightcinder> Trapdoor: no one with any sense thought it was a big deal
17:05 < Trapdoor> wireless charging is so dumb
17:05 < JFDkthx> Trapdoor: destroys battery ife
17:05 < vavkamil> I read that vendors do fake updates too
17:05 < Nightcinder> if you have that kinda access to the box it's already a problem
17:06 < JFDkthx> Nightcinder: devs can and do run code all the time
17:06 < Trapdoor> oh you want to use wireless charging? you need to buy a wireless charger
17:06 < JFDkthx> Trapdoor: NOT IF IT'S BUILT INTO MY CAR
17:06 < Nightcinder> i hope 3xl has wireless charging
17:06 < JFDkthx> OR MY COMPUTER CASE
17:06 < Nightcinder> would be nice to dock my phone at work
17:06 < Trapdoor> JFDkthx, it isn't
17:06 < AnimalFarmPig> Hatter: to be fair, you would need a really high IQ to appreciate candy in a jar like this-- https://www.fye.com/rick-and-morty-mr-meeseeks-ceramic-jar-set-stylin.jar_rick_and_morty_4_meeseeks_ceram.html
17:06 < JFDkthx> Trapdoor: it is
17:06 < JFDkthx> and it is.
17:06 < vavkamil> https://thehackernews.com/2018/04/android-security-update.html
17:06 < Trapdoor> would a cable work?
17:06 < vavkamil> .t
17:06 < Nightcinder> lots of 2017/18 model year cars have wireless charging
17:07 < Nightcinder> my elantra doesn't but the 18 model does
17:07 < JFDkthx> dark base 900 pro has a wireless charger built in on the top
17:07 < Nightcinder> cruze i looked at had it
17:07 < Hatter> AnimalFarmPig, oh that's kinda fun, but maybe not
17:07 < JFDkthx> Nightcinder: my 16 civic has it
17:07 < DrGibby|> I'm super salty about samsung. I had a G5 or 6. They were like 8 months behind on issuing the newer version of android, when they did it was obvious they didn't really test it. Battery life went from a full day to a few hours (like less than 5) the thing constantly crashed and generally made the phone unusable.
17:07 < Nightcinder> anyway i like wireless charging
17:07 < DrGibby|> So I went out and got a N6 and have never left the google family since
17:07 < Nightcinder> and would get 2 or 3 wireless charging docks
17:07 < Trapdoor> I think it's pointless as it is now
17:08 < Nightcinder> one for nightstand, one for work
17:08 < Trapdoor> 2018 cars and dark base pro 900 are still fringe cases
17:08 < AnimalFarmPig> Hatter: https://www.zazzle.com/weeaboo+kitchen+gifts ?
17:08 < Nightcinder> and maybe one for desk
17:08 < vavkamil> DrGibby|, same thing with my nexus tablet
17:08 < DrGibby|> so, fuck samsung
17:08 <+TuxedoJack> DrGibby|: fucking yes, N6 Shamu FTW
17:08 < Nightcinder> ikea sells a ton of lamps with wireless charging built in now
17:08 < Nightcinder> i think it's pretty neat
17:08 < Nightcinder> was just there on wednesday
17:08 < Trapdoor> yes but you need to suffer a fucking shitty ikea lamp
17:08 < DrGibby|> TuxedoJack: still have mine in case I bork my pixel
17:09 < vavkamil> I have android 4.4.4 on nexus 7 because newer version is unusable
17:09 < Nightcinder> what's wrong with ikea lamps?
17:09 < JFDkthx> dark base pro 900 is not a fringe case
17:09 < JFDkthx> get out of here
17:09 < JFDkthx> i oughta slap you
17:09 <+TuxedoJack> DrGibby|: I went back to HTC after I shattered my N6 - currently on a S-OFF / SIM-unlocked / radio-unlocked / rooted / LeeDROID'd Sprint HTC 10
17:09 < AnimalFarmPig> neat, chevy cruze finally is available with diesel in USA
17:09 < AnimalFarmPig> but, GM... ewww
17:09 < vavkamil> TuxedoJack, fm radio?
17:10 < Trapdoor> JFDkthx, the outer, marginal, or extreme part of an area, group, or sphere of activity.
17:10 < Trapdoor> fringe as in "not everyone has it"
17:10 < ihre> vavkamil: short wave
17:10 <+TuxedoJack> vavkamil: Dunno, never checked, never cared. YouTube with YT AdAway / real AdAway
17:10 < JFDkthx> the bequiet cases are pretty popular nowadays
17:10 < Nightcinder> https://www.ikea.com/us/en/catalog/products/70304041/ wot
17:10 < Trapdoor> "hey bro can I wirelessly charge my phone somewhere?" "oh yeah sure bro just head on over to my BEQUIET DARK BASE 900 PRO"
17:10 <+TuxedoJack> And FM radio sucks in ATX anyways
17:10 < Nightcinder> Trapdoor: why are you so upset by wireless charging?
17:11 < Nightcinder> you can still plug the phone in
17:11 < Trapdoor> JFDkthx, yes but if you're at a party and you want to wirelessly charge your phone it is unlikely they're going to have a bequiet dark base pro 900
17:11 < JFDkthx> Nightcinder: he was once dumped by a wireless charger
17:11 < Trapdoor> it's true
17:11 < Nightcinder> it's really not that big of a deal
17:11 < Nightcinder> i like having options
17:11 < Nightcinder> Trapdoor: YOU CAN PLUG THE FUCKING THING IN IF THERE'S NO WIRELESS CHARGER AROUND
17:11 < JFDkthx> Trapdoor: i also have a seperate wireless charger.
17:11 < abakedapplepie> ikea has a ton of wireless charger shit
17:11 < JFDkthx> and like 5 usb cables
17:11 < Trapdoor> it's ok Nightcinder what did a usb cable ever do to you?
17:11 < Nightcinder> nothing
17:11 < Hatter> AnimalFarmPig, I don't really go in for that anime stuff, it's for weirdos
17:11 < Nightcinder> i use both
17:11 < Nightcinder> #shocking
17:11 < Nightcinder> I PLAY BOTH SIDES OF THE FENCE
17:12 < AnimalFarmPig> Hatter: neither do I, and I agree.
17:12 < Trapdoor> I'm not saying inductive charging is a terrible idea we've done it for decades
17:12 < Trapdoor> it's just... we're not there yet
17:12 < insecurity> do you people like computers?
17:12 < Trapdoor> I wish we were
17:12 < Trapdoor> insecurity, less and less
17:12 < Nightcinder> i think it's fine
17:12 < vavkamil> I just hate that charging port isn't on top
17:13 < vavkamil> alwas on bottom
17:13 < Nightcinder> like things like this was neat https://www.ikea.com/us/en/catalog/products/90289836/ that fits a triple pad wireless charger
17:13 < Nightcinder> so you're hiding cables and being functional
17:14 < vavkamil> lol thats weird
17:14 < ravioli> i feel bad for baseball fans who aren't boston fans
17:15 < Nightcinder> i can't find the wireless charging lamp i saw at ikea
17:15 < Nightcinder> i can only find the task lights
17:15 < Trapdoor> I hope the ikea power strip acn be removed lol
17:15 < Trapdoor> I've had too much electric ikea shit break on me for no reason
17:15 < Nightcinder> shrug
17:16 < Nightcinder> i don't usually buy electric ikea stuff
17:16 < Trapdoor> these were just lamps
17:16 < Nightcinder> my lamps are from W A L M A R T
17:16 < Nightcinder> $30 ea
17:16 < AnimalFarmPig> ^ I've had the same experience
17:16 < Trapdoor> I didn't buy it, my former roommate did it to "jazz up the place"
17:16 < AnimalFarmPig> like, how hard is it to connect a cord to a light socket and put a switch in the middle?
17:16 < Trapdoor> It's not so much that "oh no my ikea lamp broke" it was more of a "oh my ikea lamp's bulb broke and... they're not replaceable"
17:16 < AnimalFarmPig> somehow ikea manages to make that randomly fail
17:16 < Nightcinder> wot
17:16 < Nightcinder> i only buy lamps with E26 bases
17:17 < Trapdoor> Me too Nightcinder, me too
17:17 < Nightcinder> ikea sells plenty of e26 lamps
17:17 < Nightcinder> but also way too many of the small ones use E12
17:17 < Trapdoor> E26 or GU11
17:17 < Nightcinder> i put LIFX bulbs in everything
17:17 < Trapdoor> don't buy ikea "rgb light"
17:18 < Trapdoor> the pwm frequency is too low and they induce headaches
17:18 < Nightcinder> https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/lOxugW5G/image.png
17:18 < Trapdoor> I'm decked out in hue, they've got GU11 and E26 lights
17:18 < Nightcinder> with 5 lifx bulbs i'm too deep to change bulbs
17:18 < Nightcinder> and lifx has slightly better brightness than hue
17:19 < Trapdoor> better as in they're brighter?
17:19 < Nightcinder> yes
17:20 < Nightcinder> hue has the benefit they have E12 bulbs though
17:21 < Nightcinder> lifx is 1100 lumen Trapdoor
17:24 < corn266> .yt XXX. Feat. U2. Kendrick Lamar
17:24 <+layer-eight> YouTube XXX. - https://youtu.be/YOR1b3vhBi4
17:25 < mkillebrew> I have 25 fucking Hue bulbs, and their app turned to shit
17:25 < corn266> build a new app?
17:25 < mkillebrew> three color, the rest white. They finally interated with Nest though
17:26 < mkillebrew> and Apple Home app as well now, so their app doesn't matter as much anymore. Crappy RESTful API
17:26 < corn266> then what you complainin about
17:26 < Hatter> AnimalFarmPig: Thank you for taking my issue seriously. I will nominate you for +v.
17:26 < mkillebrew> it's still shitty.
17:27 < corn266> then don't use the app? I don't see the issue
17:27 < mkillebrew> For some things, you have to
17:27 < corn266> "Alexa turn on the lights so I can see where my tears fall while I jerk it"
17:27 < mkillebrew> adding bulbs, room management, scheduling
17:27 < corn266> okay fair enough
17:27 < mkillebrew> updates
17:28 < AnimalFarmPig> Hatter: you're welcome. I'm sorry we couldn't find a good resolution yet. I'm honored by your nomination.
17:28 < mkillebrew> possibly geofencing, not sure if the Nest integration takes that over or not
17:28 < mkillebrew> defining actions on geofencing
17:28 < Nightcinder> mkillebrew: i use lifx with smartthings and harmony and assistant
17:28 < Hatter> !nominate AnimalFarmPig This man addressed my issue with professionalism, whilst the peanut gallery just made noise and silly jokes.
17:29 < Nightcinder> 'Hey Google, Shield On' turns on my receiver, tv, shield, and my lights
17:29 < Nightcinder> and outlet
17:30 < AnimalFarmPig> there are some open source solutions out there to essentially triangulate the locations of wifi using devices. You could use that for geofencing on your infrastructure side so that you don't need to run any apps on your devices.
17:31 < Nightcinder> smartthings uses my GPS
17:31 < Nightcinder> so when i walk in my door my stuff is on
17:31 < Hatter> ooh la dee da
17:31 < AnimalFarmPig> yeah, that's what I'm saying. Rather than use GPS, use your own location sensing system on your fixed infrastructure
17:31 < Nightcinder> but
17:31 < Nightcinder> why
17:32 < ravioli> i use a physical location sensing system
17:32 < AnimalFarmPig> so that you're not giving away your location to strangers 24/7
17:32 < ravioli> when i flip my finger up on the light switch it senses that my finger is there, and the light turns on
17:32 < Nightcinder> you can also use a smartthings presence sensor
17:32 < Nightcinder> and the nest is supposed to act as a sensor but doesn't work well
17:34 < DrGibby|> I love my Hue/Nest/gHome integrations
17:34 < DrGibby|> shit makes life fun
17:34 < The_Dv8or> sup
17:34 < DrGibby|> the sky
17:34 < mkillebrew> convenient maybe, fun is a bit of a stretch
17:34 < DrGibby|> mkillebrew: its fun, stop being a nancy
17:34 < AnimalFarmPig> https://github.com/schollz/find3
17:34 < mkillebrew> make it
17:34 < mkillebrew> *make me
17:35 < AnimalFarmPig> ^ diy wifi positioning system
17:35 < JFDkthx> ravioli ravioli give me the voiceroni
17:35 < JFDkthx> AnimalFarmPig: theres a cheaper way to do it
17:35 < mkillebrew> aprs.fi   diy with infrastructure in place, no internet or cell necessary
17:35 < mkillebrew> kek
17:35 < JFDkthx> just use a jammer and the fcc will find you
17:36 < AnimalFarmPig> JFDkthx: and then have a camera with an image recognition system to detect when the party van shows up and turn on your lights because that means you're home!
17:38 < DrGibby|> PARTYVAN!
17:38  * DrGibby| bops
17:38 < BonKurei> Jeff, start the van. We got work to do
17:39 < DrGibby|> Yeah, we gotta go raid some 4chan users homes because they're jerking it to CP
17:41 < JFDkthx> how do you know
17:41 < JFDkthx> unless you've been watching them
17:41 < JFDkthx> then that means you're watching them jack it to cp
17:41 < JFDkthx> who's the real bad person here.
17:42 <+NinjaStyle> ayyyy
17:42 <+NinjaStyle> czarbomba: from earlier, i do use tmux, its the bomb
17:42 < JFDkthx> tmux ++
17:42 < DrGibby|> JFDkthx: I'm just the guy who arrests them, not the person monitoring. We don't allow the nerds in the field.
17:42  * DrGibby| shits on tmux
17:42 < bomb> just use screen lol
17:43 < JFDkthx> ur a fukin screen
17:43 <+NinjaStyle> screen is poop
17:43 < DrGibby|> ur a poop
17:43 <+NinjaStyle> i used screen, then i used tmux and was like damn this is way better
17:49 < Jekotia> Just had a user call me for help and try and NOPE everything I told them to do... If you're so smart, stop calling me and fix it yourself <_<
17:51 < DrGibby|> mistiry: can has +v pls
17:53 <@JollyRgrs> NinjaStyle: i don't use enough of the features to understand the difference
17:53 <@JollyRgrs> i moved to tmux so i could support more colors in weechat... seems it doesn't work any better when accessing via PuTTY, so it made no diff to me
17:54 <@mistiry> ^ thats my experience
17:54 <+NinjaStyle> I do a lot of work over ssh
17:55 <@mistiry> DrGibby|: i dont see that you've paid your channel dues in like 3 years. thats a lot of late fees piling up. we had to take your +v until you can bring your account in good standing. would you like to make a payment today?
17:55 <+NinjaStyle> So it's almost a requirement to use either screen or tmux unless you want to lose work if your session dies
17:55 < DrGibby|> mistiry: yes pls
17:55 <@mistiry> DrGibby|: plz send 1BTC to this address: as0d9f8zx098f09s7df09sda8fd90
17:56 < tsarbomba> i knew it, ninjastyle
17:56 < DrGibby|> hold pls
17:56 < tsarbomba> i remember you were extolling tmux's virtues
17:56 < Casteil> "hey I have a question I think it'd be easier to explain over the phone can you give me a call"
17:56 < Casteil> this shit drives me crazy
17:56 < tsarbomba> i'm in drgibby's camp. i've been using screen so long i can make it stand up and dance
17:57 < mkillebrew> screen is superior
17:57 < tsarbomba> it would be weird for me to try anything else at this point
17:57 < DrGibby|> mistiry: is that a legit BTC address?
17:57 < Casteil> "I can't be bothered to type a sentence or two to explain this so give me a call"
17:57 <@mistiry> DrGibby|: lol no
17:57 <+NinjaStyle> whatever works for you
17:57 < DrGibby|> oh
17:57 < DrGibby|> nvm
17:57 < tsarbomba> what would you say are hte top 3 advantages over screen, succinctly
17:57 < AnimalFarmPig> Casteil: some of us have trouble writing
17:57 <@mistiry> i mean...i can give you want if you want to send me 1BTC
17:57 <+NinjaStyle> tsarbomba: i like the screen splitting and tabbing
17:57 < AnimalFarmPig> Casteil: I can explain in a 30 second phone call what it would take me 30 minutes to write in an email
17:57 < tsarbomba> i have a new build coming up at home, a new desktop. i might try out tmux for a while
17:57 < Casteil> it's probably some shit that's not even in my purview anyway
17:57 < mkillebrew> code maturity and ease of use
17:57 < DrGibby|> I Wasn't going to send a full BTC
17:57 <+NinjaStyle> tsarbomba: also the shortcuts
17:57 < mkillebrew> thux is some newfangled nonsense
17:57 < mkillebrew> *tmux
17:58 < Casteil> AnimalFarmPig: if you lack non verbal communication skills you shouldn't have a job.
17:58 < Casteil> not sorry.
17:58 <+NinjaStyle> tsarbomba: you can also search through your buffer
17:59 <+NinjaStyle> i use that a lot
17:59 < tsarbomba> i do not lack non-verbal communications skills. if someone isn't doing what i want them to i am quite good at slapping that person upside the head until my point is made.
17:59 < AnimalFarmPig> Casteil: not that I lack the skills. It's that writing an email I will re-work the phrasing and tone for a long time until it's perfect.
17:59 <+A-KO> ugh I hate right after I use my nasal spray--I sneeze :/
17:59 < DrGibby|> why so much hostility in here today? Its 4/20 everyone. We should be happy.
17:59 < vinrock> mmm
17:59 < DrGibby|> We should be happy every day!
17:59 <@mistiry> DrGibby| 33hwgiXXavcHMjyQYKq4GEToHTFqdS3E8b
17:59 < AnimalFarmPig> Casteil: no such constraint in spoken conversation
17:59 < vinrock> nasonex
17:59 <@JollyRgrs> see i only ever use screen/tmux to put one process in the BG like... minecraft server... or weechat
17:59 < tsarbomba> hostility = people at work
17:59 < tsarbomba> happy = people with 4/20 off
17:59 <@mistiry> send me all the btcs
17:59 <@JollyRgrs> oh snap
17:59 <@JollyRgrs> hahaha
17:59 < tsarbomba> i'm between the two because i'm working but i planned the day to get out early
17:59 <@JollyRgrs> i'm WFH today b/c sick
17:59 <@JollyRgrs> didn't realize the date
17:59 < Casteil> I have a feeling this question is going to be simple and a "not my problem" kind of thing
17:59 < tsarbomba> so then i get crazy high at home and prepare for super troopers 2
17:59 <+A-KO> to be honest I wish there was more hostility in work enviornments. Everyone hides their anger and discontent behind passive aggressiveness. If everyone just got the shit out of their systems, they'd be fucking fine.
17:59 < mkillebrew> I couldn't function without a multiplexer of some kind
17:59 < Casteil> judging by what it's referring to
17:59 <@mistiry> JollyRgrs: inb4 you get drug tested on monday
18:00 < mkillebrew> copypasta with keyboard, multiple windows, ability to detach and reattach
18:00 <+NinjaStyle> JollyRgrs: we do our internal testing through a vpn over SSH, so all of our work is done in a remote device. using tmux is great because if the connection drops or anything happens, we just reattach to screen
18:00 <@JollyRgrs> A-KO++ i vote for american gladiator style games
18:00 < tsarbomba> a-ko, with my last msp a few of us would go to american top team every couple weeks
18:00 <+NinjaStyle> errr to tmux*
18:00 < tsarbomba> choking the shit out of co-workers is actually a very good way to blow off steam, it turns out
18:00 <@JollyRgrs> NinjaStyle: but i do the same with screen
18:00 <@mistiry> NinjaStyle: screen -dr and im reattached
18:00 <+NinjaStyle> right
18:00 <@mistiry> just like 'tmux a'
18:00 <+NinjaStyle> but the tabbing and stuff in tmux is nice
18:00 <@JollyRgrs> so it is just that inside your screen... do you have split windows?
18:00 <+A-KO> seriously. Have you ever actually been in a work environment? there's so much passive aggressiveness in most businesses that no doubt it has to keep productivity way the fuck down.
18:00 < DrGibby|> mistiry: check in a min, just sent you some
18:00 <@mistiry> NinjaStyle: i have tabs in my screen
18:01 < AnimalFarmPig> "to be honest I wish there was more hostility in work enviornments."  <--- US post office tried this in the 80's and 90's
18:01 < tsarbomba> lol ninjastyle said 'reattach to screen'
18:01 <@mistiry> i have a pretty nice screenrc file imo
18:01 < mkillebrew> I tried to move to tmux, but I didn't see anything better about it that I'd actually use, so I stuck with what I knew
18:01 < tsarbomba> see, it's ingrained in him too :D
18:01 < mkillebrew> some coworkers favor it though
18:01 <@JollyRgrs> AnimalFarmPig: fun fact, my old clan, we called it "Going Postal"
18:01 <+NinjaStyle> tsarbomba :(
18:01 < tsarbomba> it's okay. sometimes we resist change.
18:01 < DrGibby|> going postal is still a thing isn't it?
18:01 < AnimalFarmPig> JollyRgrs: there's an interesting book by Mark Ames (from exiled) on the topic
18:02 < mkillebrew> I came to my senses years ago and went from pico to vi though
18:02 < tsarbomba> i think 'going postal' has been replaced by 'going to high school'
18:02 <+NinjaStyle> DrGibby|: its called going public school now
18:02 <@JollyRgrs> mkillebrew: i changed tmux to use screen's Ctrl+D,A
18:02 < AnimalFarmPig> DrGibby|: yes, but it happens in schools now
18:02 < tsarbomba> ninjastyle++
18:02 < mkillebrew> JollyRgrs: so did i
18:02 < DrGibby|> damn guys
18:02 < DrGibby|> dark
18:02 < DrGibby|> considering there was a school shooting today
18:02 < AnimalFarmPig> when people who worked in post offices started shooting them up, the postal service looked at their internal culture and made changes
18:02 <@JollyRgrs> DrGibby|: another one today?
18:02 <+DrGibby|> and its the anniversary of Columbine
18:02 < AnimalFarmPig> clearly that approach would not work in schools....
18:02 < tsarbomba> yeah, one in ocala
18:02 <@JollyRgrs> oh geez
18:03 <+DrGibby|> thanks mistiry <3
18:03 < tsarbomba> one injury, shot in ankle
18:03 < tsarbomba> but still. it's getting silly now.
18:03 <@JollyRgrs> mkillebrew: i try to use vi on machines when i don't do too much editing, otherwise, i like to pull in nano
18:03 < ThatOneRoadie> One student?
18:03 <+DrGibby|> its a fucking shooting at a school
18:03 <@JollyRgrs> shot in ankle? wow, that's gotta be painful
18:03 < ThatOneRoadie> Wonder if it was gang motivated
18:03 <+DrGibby|> jfc
18:03 <@JollyRgrs> that's gangsta level for sure
18:03 <+NinjaStyle> CNN: "There has been, on average, 1 school shooting every week this year"
18:03 < AnimalFarmPig> shot in the ankle? someone is either a really good shot or a really shitty shot
18:03 < ThatOneRoadie> https://www.cnn.com/2018/04/20/us/florida-high-school-shooting/index.html
18:03 <@JollyRgrs> might be worse than shooting in kneecap
18:04 < mkillebrew> nazi zombie time, yeeeeeee
18:04 <@mistiry> JFDkthx: PRETTY SURE IT IS
18:04 < tsarbomba> no, ninjastyle, see, it's okay because we're only counting school shootings with multiple confirmed fatalities NOT INCLUDING the shooter
18:04 < JFDkthx> mistiry: IS IT FRIDAY
18:04 < ThatOneRoadie> might be someone who was trying to hide a gun in their pants for a while :P
18:04 < tsarbomba> #NRAstats
18:04 < pastime> u FKN WOT
18:04 < pastime> M7
18:04 < ThatOneRoadie> tsarbomba: You have to define it somewhere...
18:04 < tsarbomba> what's wrong with "a shooting at a school"?
18:04 < ThatOneRoadie> but that's leaning dangerously close to #politics talk
18:05 < JFDkthx> nothing wrong with politics
18:05 <@JollyRgrs> they mention NOTHING at all about the shooter
18:05 < JFDkthx> good
18:05 < pastime> good
18:05 < JFDkthx> they never should
18:05 <@JollyRgrs> for all we know, it was self inflicted or by a friend in the bathroom b/c they were showing off the gun
18:05 < tsarbomba> erring on the side of caution because it's probably a minor
18:05 <@mistiry> JFDkthx: PRETTY SURE IT IS
18:05 < tsarbomba> and i used to feel all excited about showing off brass knuckles in school
18:05 < JFDkthx> nothing should ever be said about the shooter other than they are a coward.
18:06 < AnimalFarmPig> clearly there is no problem with the workplace culture at schools
18:06 < tsarbomba> meanwhile today it's all "check out my dad's desert eagle"
18:06 <@JollyRgrs> but i agree 100% with not talking up the shooter, i just want to know what the possible motive was
18:06 < ThatOneRoadie> I mean, by all means, define a school shooting as "A Shooting at a School"
18:06 < tsarbomba> given the ankle shot and the fact that it was ocala i'm gonna go with "unsecured gun ends up in hands of kid".
18:06 < tsarbomba> just like the 8-year-old in maryland
18:06 < JFDkthx> or the toddler that shot the mom
18:06 < ThatOneRoadie> but don't try to then use that term to make every single shooting at a school equal
18:06 < pastime> wait is this #reddit-gunviolencespeculation?
18:07 < pastime> i'm sorry i didn't realise
18:07 < JFDkthx> pastime: yes
18:07 < tsarbomba> nobody is saying every single shooting is 'equal'
18:07 < JFDkthx> please change motd pastime
18:07 < ThatOneRoadie> like, maybe I'm an ass, but someone getting shot in the ankle shouldn't be on par with columbine or VT
18:07 < tsarbomba> but we can safely say that there shouldn't be any shootings of any degree at any school
18:07 < JFDkthx> we politics now
18:07 <@JollyRgrs> tsarbomba: taht's what my question is about it, b/c there's no mention of a shooter or on the lookout for or apprehended or dead
18:07 < tsarbomba> no dead, according to first reports (knock wood)
18:07 <@JollyRgrs> tsarbomba: none dead, no talks about the shooter... means the kid shot himself in the foot, or his friend did, accidentally
18:08 <@JollyRgrs> which means this shouldn't be on national news
18:08 < tsarbomba> probably not. but florida+school+#marchforlife
18:08 <@JollyRgrs> except they want to sensationalize shootings so.... ok, i'mma stop myself there... #nopolitics
18:08 < tsarbomba> plus there was actually a walkout scheduled in advance for today
18:08 < AnimalFarmPig> muh first ammendment
18:08 < tsarbomba> so this is just way too juicy of a coincidence for national news to ignore
18:09 < AnimalFarmPig> we really should talk about reasonable restrictions on speech. The founding fathers never envisioned 24/7 video news coverage of the whole country
18:09 < pastime> we're done here
18:09 < pastime> fyi
18:09 < pastime> btw
18:09 < pastime> bbq, etc.
18:09 < tsarbomba> pasta-time
18:09 < pastime> it is
18:09 < pastime> pasta-time for politics
18:09 < pastime> it is nowda-time for not politics
18:09 < AnimalFarmPig> yeah, I'm extra grumpy, should probably eat something
18:09 < L3gacy> Are weak, IT's Spaghetti
18:09 <+DrGibby|> ravioli time
18:10 < mrghostman> cheeseburger time
18:10 < tsarbomba> somebody toucha my spaghet
18:10 <@JollyRgrs> .yt mom's spaghetti
18:10 <+layer-eight> YouTube Eminem - "Mom's Spaghetti" (Music Video) - https://youtu.be/SW-BU6keEUw
18:10 < pastime> anyone getting a htc vive pro?
18:10 < ThatOneRoadie> I will eventually
18:11 < tsarbomba> hm. ages 35-49 are the least likely to buy a new car
18:11 < ThatOneRoadie> I'm trying to buy a house with a large enough room for room-scale first
18:11 < tsarbomba> the millennials are buying more new cars than we are
18:11 < tsarbomba> i'm not sure what to make of that news.
18:11 <@JollyRgrs> tsarbomba: they spendin that bitcoin money
18:11 < AnimalFarmPig> huh, I'm 36 and just bought my first new car a couple weeks ago
18:12 <@JollyRgrs> AnimalFarmPig: you're either late or way too early
18:12 < tsarbomba> either we're better drivers than millennials and don't need to replace cars as often or their materialist "bling/swag" culture is manifesting as new automobile purchases
18:12 < AnimalFarmPig> current situation at work-- https://i.imgflip.com/28rt4d.jpg
18:12 <@JollyRgrs> tsarbomba: do they mean new as in not owned before, or "new-to-me" new?
18:12 < tsarbomba> i think it's new/primary market
18:12 < tsarbomba> the #1 buyers are 50+
18:12 < tsarbomba> (of course)
18:12 < AnimalFarmPig> JollyRgrs: it's my first new, as in, not pre-owned, car
18:12 < ThatOneRoadie> I'm trying to buy a house in Denver
18:13 < ThatOneRoadie> people are moving from the socal area though
18:13 <@JollyRgrs> yeah, ppl in the 35-49 range have no money... most of them have kids + house + etc.
18:13 < tsarbomba> i figure i'll be like my stepdad and buy a new car every couple years
18:13 < ThatOneRoadie> rolling in with 400k in cash
18:13 < ThatOneRoadie> and it's pissing me right the fuck off
18:13 <@JollyRgrs> AnimalFarmPig: nice
18:13 < tsarbomba> ah, good point
18:13 < AnimalFarmPig> thx
18:13 < tsarbomba> not having kids i don't feel the pain
18:13 < ThatOneRoadie> 310k ask on a house, worth maybe 315k, and then someone rolls in with a 350k cash offer
18:13 < ThatOneRoadie> no mortgage or anything, just 350k in cas right now
18:13 <@JollyRgrs> tsarbomba: they are worth every dollar i don't have to spend... but i can't blame someone for not wanting them
18:13 < ThatOneRoadie> "Get fucked roadie"
18:13 < AnimalFarmPig> ThatOneRoadie: same shit happening in north Dallas right now
18:13 < tsarbomba> i've found the best situation is to have a brother and/or sister with kids
18:13 <@JollyRgrs> ThatOneRoadie: like j.g. wentworth buying a house, eh?
18:14 < tsarbomba> you can be the cool uncle and spoil them rotten. then when you get tired of them you drop them off with their parents
18:14 <@JollyRgrs> lol
18:14 < AnimalFarmPig> yeah, really hate it when my sister looks after the kids for me
18:14 < ThatOneRoadie> JollyRgrs no shit eh
18:14 <@JollyRgrs> and you can wait to be the "really" cool uncle until their diapers don't need changing anymore
18:15 < ThatOneRoadie> That's what I'm waiting for with my niece
18:15 < AnimalFarmPig> man, she's such a bad influence... if she wanted to really fuck with me, she could try to look after them all the time
18:15 < tsarbomba> yeah thankfully the only diapers left are on the 1 year old
18:15 < ThatOneRoadie> once the diapers don't need to be changed, I'll fly out every few months
18:15 < tsarbomba> the girls are both well past toddlerhood and my older nephew is about to get there
18:15 < ThatOneRoadie> maybe I should build my own plane
18:15 < ThatOneRoadie> and be THAT cool uncle
18:16 <+DomLS3> ThatOneRoadie: If you do, make sure you power it with a LS engine
18:16 <+DomLS3> http://gtspeed.us/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/ls-swapped-airplane-750x400.jpg
18:16 < ned0> lol ThatOneRoadie
18:16 < tsarbomba> i was told by my sister-in-law in no uncertain terms that if i get my helicopter license i will never be allowed to take the kids up in it
18:16 < ned0> f u c k i n g  n i g h t m a r e
18:16 < ThatOneRoadie> also, more details on ocala: "Chris Oliver said his 16-year-old son, a Forest student, told him the shooting happened near his classroom. The boy told Oliver the shooter was standing in a hallway and shot at a closed classroom door. The shooter then dropped an unspecified weapon, ran and tried to hide, the boy told his father."
18:17 <@killdash9> He hates these doors! Get away from the doors!
18:17 < tsarbomba> figures. people, teach your kids firearm discipline.
18:17 < ned0> I went to an open house for a not great house in a shittier part of longmont a couple of weeks ago
18:17 <+TuxedoJack> ThatOneRoadie: fuckers are doing it in Austin
18:17 < ThatOneRoadie> lmfao
18:17 < tsarbomba> do it early, do it often
18:17 < ned0> i thought the ask was totally unreasonable and they had three offers within two days
18:17 <+TuxedoJack> To even get a decent house, it's Round Rock / Leander / Kyle now, 20 miles from the city proper
18:17 < ned0> and were going to make a decision the third day
18:17 <+TuxedoJack> It's fucking Houston lite without the freeways
18:17 <+TuxedoJack> If I wanted Houston, I'd live in fucking Houston again
18:17 < coderphive> man
18:18 < coderphive> I'm coding on our java monolith today
18:18 < tsarbomba> new housing starts finally rebounded earlier this year. prices are up everywhere. anyone who was cognizant in 2005-2007 recognize this pattern yet?
18:18 <+TuxedoJack> At least there were decent freeways there
18:18 < coderphive> It makes me legit suicidal
18:18 <+DomLS3> COL is houston seems to not be so bad
18:18 <+DomLS3> really nice houses for 200-300k range
18:18 < ThatOneRoadie> yeah, Denver county is nuts
18:18 <+TuxedoJack> DomLS3: Houston's not bad for that, and the mass transit is okay
18:18 < ned0> it was ~$375k for a ~1,000sqf old piece of crap house where one of the "bedrooms" was only accessible by walking through one of the other bedrooms
18:18 < ThatOneRoadie> 325k for a 2bd 1ba 900 sq ft crack den
18:18 <+TuxedoJack> Shit, for what I'm paying for a 2/2.5 in Austin in WAY NW Austin near Cedar Park, I can get a 2/2 in the fucking Galleria area
18:19 < coderphive> Houston sucks for tech fam
18:19 < coderphive> Austin / Dallas FTW
18:19 <+TuxedoJack> With fiber to the apartment from Comcast
18:19 <+TuxedoJack> And AT&T
18:19 < tsarbomba> mass transit in the deep south. ugh.
18:19 < coderphive> "deep south"
18:19 < ned0> people keep including unfinished basements in the listed sqf too
18:19 < tsarbomba> it was somewhat bearable in atlanta but in the summer it was still kinda brutal.
18:19 < tsarbomba> in florida, it's totally unacceptable
18:19 < Casteil> speaking of houses
18:20 < Casteil> there's one that just went for sale about the same price as my house... 4 bedrooms, 2 baths... 1000 square feet
18:20 < Casteil> (HOW?!)
18:20 <+DomLS3> taxation is theft. Just spent $4,900 on taxes for my vette. RIP :’(
18:20 < coderphive> kek
18:20 < tsarbomba> very few covered bus stops, a train route that literally consists of a backwards-C-shaped single line where trains just go back and forth all day long, warnings about bus and train stops to avoid at night
18:20 < coderphive> ROLL THE DRUMS OF POLITICS
18:20 <+TuxedoJack> tsarbomba: at least CapMetro is expanding
18:20 <+TuxedoJack> https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DV4YZ3YVQAAfTlG.jpg:large
18:20 <+TuxedoJack> That's gonna be a hell of a light rail system
18:20 <+TuxedoJack> Just wish they'd add a line out to Oracle's campus
18:20 <+TuxedoJack> Along Riverside, where the student housing it
18:21 < Casteil> my bedrooms are all like ~150 SF+, 4*150 = 600, that's a whopping 400 square feet left for 2 bathrooms, kitchen, dining and living room
18:21 < coderphive> TuxedoJack where are you?
18:21 < tsarbomba> reminds me a little of MARTA
18:21 <+DomLS3> Casteil: apartment or house?
18:21 < Casteil> DomLS3: the place for sale or my own house?
18:21 <+TuxedoJack> coderphive: NW Austin, near 45 and 183
18:21 <+DomLS3> the place you just described
18:21 < Casteil> (well, regardless, both are standalone houses)
18:21 < coderphive> TuxedoJack I'll be in Austin for DOD Austin
18:21 <+DomLS3> fuqqq
18:21 < Casteil> I don't see how you could fit 4bd/2bath in a 1000sf home.
18:21 <+TuxedoJack> coderphive: what / when is that?
18:22 < coderphive> May 3-5th
18:22 < vinrock> dafuq
18:22 <+DomLS3> I’m sure it could be done
18:22 <+DomLS3> small living room
18:22 < coderphive> DevOps Days Austin
18:22 < Casteil> mine's 1850 SF with 3 bedrooms/2baths
18:22 < vinrock> 4br/2ba in 1ksqft is kinda wacky
18:22 <+TuxedoJack> coderphive: grab a drink?
18:22 < coderphive> I'm down
18:22 < vinrock> my townhouse is 1ksqft 1br/2ba
18:22 < Casteil> https://www.zillow.com/homes/for_sale/Plainfield-Township-MI-49321/house_type/23759278_zpid/79689_rid/1_days/globalrelevanceex_sort/43.171007,-85.540581,42.994477,-85.821763_rect/11_zm/
18:23 < mrghostman> man building materials have went up
18:23 <+DomLS3> that’s only 1,000 SF?
18:23 < vinrock> cause transportation rates are through the roof now
18:23 <+DomLS3> Looks a lot bigger than that from the outside
18:23 < vinrock> because of the eld law
18:24 < vinrock> wat how the hell is that only 1ksqft
18:24 < Casteil> DomLS3: the garage is probably 600 square feet itself.
18:24 < Casteil> (not included in the square footage figure)
18:24 < Casteil> also, the interior pictures realtors take are notorious for making tiny things look huge
18:24 < ned0> ThatOneRoadie just need to make more $$ and have $500k to drop then the options get a little better
18:24 < Casteil> (they'd be great at dick pics)
18:24 < vinrock> yeah i thn kthats what im seeing
18:24 < vinrock> not a dick pic
18:24 < vinrock> but a flattering realtor photo
18:25 < Casteil> that place had like zero dining area
18:25 < tapoxi> happy 4/20 everyone
18:25 < vinrock> pic 20 i can tell the size better
18:25 < Casteil> looks like there's about a 6 ft area between that little island and the wall
18:25 < vinrock> happy 4/20 tapoxi
18:25 < Casteil> it's a split level like mine so the footprint is pretty small; but it only has 3 levels where mine has 4
18:25 < vinrock> dayum 170k freshly remodeled
18:26 < ThatOneRoadie> yeah, "just" have to have 500k in cash
18:26 < Casteil> 'freshly remodeled' eh.
18:26 < vinrock> idk the kitchen looked like new construction
18:26 < Casteil> a lot of that stuff looks as cheap as it gets
18:26 < vinrock> "This home last sold for $320,000 in July 2017. "
18:27 < vinrock> RED ALERT
18:27 < vinrock> the place is built upon an indian burial ground
18:27 < vinrock> do not want
18:27 < vinrock> dem numbers are real fishy
18:27 < ThatOneRoadie> vinrock: The worst is the fix n flip asshats
18:27 < vinrock> yeah
18:27 < Casteil> and yeah, 170k ... homes are relatively inexpensive around here
18:28 < ThatOneRoadie> roll in, buy a place in private sale in january 2018 for 190k, then sell it in march with improvements for 325k
18:28 < Casteil> at least for small family homes, there's a lot in my area that range from 300-600k though
18:28 < ThatOneRoadie> and some jackass will roll in with 240 in cash and buy it
18:28 < ThatOneRoadie> 340*
18:28 < vinrock> that place would be in the 300s around here
18:28 < tapoxi> goddamn 170k
18:28 < tapoxi> I'm working in the assumption that a good house in #majortechcity would be $700k
18:28 < ThatOneRoadie> lmao
18:29 < tapoxi> so no house for ol' tapoxi :(
18:29 < ThatOneRoadie> San Fran is fucking stupid
18:29 < Casteil> the market around here is pretty ridiculous right now, my place which I bought @ ~185k could probably be resold now for $210
18:29 < ThatOneRoadie> condemned house with mildew just went for $1.3 mil IIRC
18:29 < tapoxi> ThatOneRoadie: I'm thinking seattle or boston
18:29 < ThatOneRoadie> roof has literal holes in it
18:29 < Casteil> ThatOneRoadie: that was bought for the lot, which wasnt' that great either
18:29 < ThatOneRoadie> http://www.foxnews.com/real-estate/2018/04/19/condemned-california-home-with-holes-in-roof-mildew-sells-for-1-23-million.html
18:29 < tapoxi> ThatOneRoadie: $1 mil is like, starter home in SF
18:29 < Casteil> cali real estate just sucks that much ass
18:29 <+DomLS3> my house cost $230,000 in Memphis. 2,800 SF. 4br, 2 1/2 bath. Two stories. Would cost $800,000 in a high COL area :/
18:29 < ThatOneRoadie> "The home in Fremont was originally listed for $1 million but ended up closing at $230,000 over its asking price"
18:30 < Casteil> and yeah; the neighbor lady was complaining how her taxes were $1000/mo on her house she bought like 10+ years ago for $750k
18:30 < vinrock> https://www.zillow.com/homes/for_sale/Readington-NJ/house_type/38863333_zpid/49499_rid/globalrelevanceex_sort/40.69821,-74.625321,40.473983,-74.946328_rect/11_zm/
18:30 < tapoxi> DomLS3: yep thats the kind of house im in the market for but COL aint cheap
18:30 < Casteil> that's only 1.6% of her purchase price; that's right about what I pay in  real estate tax
18:30 < vinrock> thats the kinda shit i gotta deal with around here
18:30 < vinrock> and probably like $9k/yr property tax
18:30 <+DomLS3> tapoxi: what area?
18:30 < tapoxi> DomLS3: boston/seattle
18:30 < Casteil> also, if you bought for $750k and your neighbor's condemned house just sold for 1.2 mil, that sounds like a great time to sell for >500K profit and get the fuuuuuck out of crapifornia
18:31 <+DomLS3> ^^
18:31 < ThatOneRoadie> yep
18:31 < ThatOneRoadie> that's what everyone's doing at the moment
18:31 <@JollyRgrs> ^^&%$#$@@^*
18:31 <+DomLS3> Cali is such a garbage state
18:31 <+DrGibby|> lol RSA responded
18:31 < ThatOneRoadie> Commiefornia
18:31 < tsarbomba> great. copy/paste shit itself again.
18:31 < vinrock> hi5 dom
18:31 <+DomLS3> ayy o/
18:31 < ThatOneRoadie> \o
18:32 <+DrGibby|> https://twitter.com/Viss/status/987236278096642048
18:32 < vinrock> lol someone stole a pile of dynamite from a jobsite around here
18:32 < vinrock> why the hell are they leaving piles of dynamite out in the open
18:32 < tsarbomba> from the world of science: http://www.newsweek.com/science-proves-flies-enjoy-ejaculating-891940
18:32 <+DomLS3> roflmfao. Look what $179,000 gets you in south Florida: https://www.zillow.com/homes/for_sale/fsba,fsbo_lt/house_type/43102114_zpid/150000-200000_price/595-794_mp/globalrelevanceex_sort/26.181937,-79.484024,25.081246,-80.960312_rect/9_zm/0_mmm/
18:32 <+DomLS3> a fuckin shack basically
18:32 <@JollyRgrs> duh
18:32 < vinrock> that looks like a bunker
18:32 < Casteil> https://www.zillow.com/homes/for_sale/house_type/2093744307_zpid/1_days/globalrelevanceex_sort/43.127674,-85.399132,42.95102,-85.680314_rect/11_zm/ < there you go, pretty much brand new 5,000 square foot house for <$600k
18:33 < vinrock> holy fuck
18:33 < tsarbomba> okay rsa officially took an embarrassing situation and made it astronomically worse
18:33 < ThatOneRoadie> Fuck you
18:33 <+DomLS3> Casteil: that’s nice but I HATE how the exterior is made
18:33 < ThatOneRoadie> fuck you
18:33 <+DomLS3> I have to have brick
18:33 < vinrock> dayum .85 acres to
18:33 <+DomLS3> that panel siding is gross
18:33 < vinrock> that's a solid $1.2-1.5m around here
18:33 < ThatOneRoadie> Fuck you Casteil right in your low COL
18:33 < ThatOneRoadie> easily $1.0 here
18:33 < Casteil> yeah it looks a little too "picturesque"
18:34 < Casteil> 'mcmansion' type deal
18:34 < vinrock> at least it has nearly an acre tho
18:34 < vinrock> not built one house on top of another
18:34 < vinrock> like they do here with the mcmansions
18:34 < Casteil> if I had 600k to spend on a house I'd buy a lot and build
18:34 < ned0> ThatOneRoadie the houses in NW Denver are killing me too
18:34 <@JollyRgrs> DomLS3: that's one thing that we wanted (and got) for our house... brick or GTFO... i'm not gonna have to paint my house all the time
18:34 <+DomLS3> Here’s what you get for $575,000 here in Memphis: https://www.zillow.com/homes/for_sale/fsba,fsbo_lt/house_type/42263717_zpid/350000-600000_price/1389-2381_mp/5000-_size/globalrelevanceex_sort/35.512666,-89.108047,34.512781,-90.584335_rect/9_zm/0_mmm/
18:34 < ned0> developers buying them up then splitting them into duplexes
18:34 < Casteil> ICF walls, basically a heavily fortified/insulated structure
18:34 < ned0> and selling 1/2 duplexes
18:35 < vinrock> holy shit
18:35 <+DomLS3> Casteil: I see your 5,000 sqft and raise you 249 more
18:35 < vinrock> i need to get the fuck outa jersey
18:35 < ThatOneRoadie> 7bd 5ba 5020sq ft, let me find a comp here.
18:35 < ThatOneRoadie> here's one
18:35 < ThatOneRoadie> https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/3285-S-Birch-St-Denver-CO-80222/13414713_zpid/?fullpage=true
18:35 < ned0> buy a house for $450k then split it and sell each half for high 300's
18:35 < ThatOneRoadie> 6bd 5ba 5300 sq ft, 1 mil
18:35 < tsarbomba> the problem with a 5,000 square foot house for $600k is all the ejaculating flies that come with the house
18:35 < Casteil> if I were buying a nicer place I wouldn't want to be so close to denver
18:35 < ned0> and everybody gets 1bd/1ba
18:36 <+DomLS3> https://www.zillow.com/homes/for_sale/fsba,fsbo_lt/house_type/350000-600000_price/1389-2381_mp/5000-_size/globalrelevanceex_sort/35.392968,-89.109421,34.391612,-90.585709_rect/9_zm/08aab5ada1X1-CR1b1l7kf58l08u_130oat_crid/0_mmm/
18:36 < Casteil> my relatives have a place down near Castle Rock
18:36 < Casteil> in the pines in the foothills; really nice
18:36 <+DomLS3> there’s all the houses for sale < $600,000 with over 5k Sq ft in Memphis
18:36 <+DomLS3> 18
18:36 <+DomLS3> lmao
18:36 < ThatOneRoadie> another comp for 1.3 https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/10264-E-Crestridge-Ln-Englewood-CO-80111/13125336_zpid/?fullpage=true
18:36 < vinrock> aaand here's where im at
18:36 < vinrock> :|
18:36 < vinrock> https://www.zillow.com/homes/for_sale/fsba,fsbo_lt/house_type/39424254_zpid/5000-_size/globalrelevanceex_sort/40.762536,-74.468937,40.650624,-74.629441_rect/12_zm/0_mmm/
18:36 <+DomLS3> 1.6m lmao
18:36 < coderphive> What kind of work do you do in Memphis to afford a 600k house?
18:36 < vinrock> its a fuckin farmhouse
18:36 < vinrock> for 1.6m
18:36 <+DomLS3> vinrock: in your defense, that’s a really upscale house
18:37 <+DomLS3> looks like all hardwood floors
18:37 <+DomLS3> gourmet kitchen
18:37 < vinrock> https://www.zillow.com/homes/for_sale/fsba,fsbo_lt/house_type/2090007211_zpid/5000-_size/globalrelevanceex_sort/40.762536,-74.468937,40.650624,-74.629441_rect/12_zm/0_mmm/
18:37 <+DomLS3> you could find the same house for less that’s not so pimped
18:37 < vinrock> here if you really wanna ball out
18:37 < vinrock> or whynot, go nba baller
18:37 < vinrock> https://www.zillow.com/homes/for_sale/fsba,fsbo_lt/house_type/39424145_zpid/5000-_size/globalrelevanceex_sort/40.762536,-74.468937,40.650624,-74.629441_rect/12_zm/0_mmm/
18:37 <+DrGibby|> my plan is to find a fixer-upper and do 90% of the work myself
18:37 < Casteil> upscale alright
18:37 <+DomLS3> 29,000 sf
18:37 < Casteil> that fridge is probably a $10,000 fridge
18:37 <+DrGibby|> pretty much everything except electric
18:37 <+DomLS3> I couldn’t imagine having a house that big
18:37 < vinrock> thats a YUUUGE house
18:37 < Casteil> re: vinrock's mansion
18:38 <+DomLS3> even if I had a billion dollars right now I would never have a house that big
18:38 < vinrock> i would
18:38 <+DomLS3> fuck that
18:38 < ned0> you could start an incubator
18:38 <+DomLS3> wayyyyy too much upkeep and room
18:38 <+DomLS3> 7,000 SF is good for me
18:38 < Casteil> it's got a kitchen
18:38 < vinrock> yo its be cool having a house so big that like years later you can still be like oh shit, i didnt know this part existed
18:38 < Casteil> and a secondary kitchen
18:38 <@JollyRgrs> DomLS3: no no no... you're thinking all wrong
18:38 <@JollyRgrs> if you have a house like that, you have maids
18:38 < Casteil> and the secondary kitchen is nicer than my only kitchen
18:38 < ned0> Dom "Erlich" LS3
18:38 <+DomLS3> JollyRgrs: I don’t trust maids lol
18:38 <+DomLS3> wife is the maid
18:38 <+DomLS3> or wife is the ex-wife
18:39 < Casteil> never trust a fart
18:39 <@JollyRgrs> better get more wifes, then
18:39 < vinrock> jolly if i had that kinda money id have one of those chairs that a buncha servants have to carry by poles
18:39 <+DomLS3> never waste a boner
18:39 <+DomLS3> s/wifes/wives
18:39 <+layer-eight> JollyRgrs meant: "better get more wives, then"
18:39 <+DrGibby|> that wine cellar is larger than my apartment
18:39 <@JollyRgrs> vinrock: hahaha
18:39 < vinrock> and they can march me around my house on a throne
18:39 < Casteil> http://www.dailyhaha.com/_pics/never_trust_a_fart.jpg kinda nsfw
18:39 < vinrock> kek
18:39 < Casteil> welp, imma go spend some money
18:40 <@JollyRgrs> so that NJ mansion from earlier...
18:40 <@JollyRgrs> only 6 beds, but 12.5 baths...
18:40 < Casteil> need a pesticide/herbicide sprayer for the house
18:40 < Casteil> and home depot may or may not have a really nice air compressor on deep clearance
18:40 <@JollyRgrs> and nearly 5k sqft per bedroom... geez
18:40 <+DomLS3> JollyRgrs: a lot of partynig going on. People need to shit more than they need to sleep
18:40 < Casteil> and I wanted to pick up some Founders Breakfast Stout
18:41 <@JollyRgrs> DomLS3: so that's really 3 full baths and 19 half baths? lol
18:41 < vinrock> i saw some other 20k sqft house that had a marble bowling alley
18:41 < Casteil> https://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/1199/11757/ :)
18:42 < Casteil> brewed right here in GR, gooooooood shit
18:46 < gnupluslinux> i ever tell yall i fucking hate people
18:46 <+DomLS3> gnupluslinux: don’t all sysadmins hate people?
18:46 < gnupluslinux> also whoever sees code_man, if he's still having 405 issues, tell him to POST directly https intead of letting it redirect/rewrite from http
18:46 < corn266> the fucking army put out an SBIR for mitigating ransomware
18:46 < corn266> good. fucking. lord.
18:46 < gnupluslinux> sbir?
18:47 <+DomLS3> http://lmgtfy.com/?q=sbir
18:47 < corn266> small business inovation research
18:47 < corn266> or something
18:48 < ned0> Casteil founders all day is great
18:48 < ned0> and the 15 packs are a deal
18:49 < corn266> and just a reminder, the requirements imposed by NIST SP 800-173 for government contractors cannot be enforced due to a lack of enforcing agency and guidelines
18:51 <+DomLS3> another school shooting in Orlando
18:51 <+DomLS3> or am I late to the crowd
18:51 <@mistiry> thought it was ocala
18:51 <+DomLS3> Might be. Was reporting from a Orlando news feed on facebook
18:52 <@mistiry> ah
18:54 <@JollyRgrs> ocala, not orlando
18:54 <@JollyRgrs> most likely some kid or his friend accidentally shot his ankle
18:54 <@JollyRgrs> b/c no other info except 1 kid shot in ankle
18:55 <+DomLS3> let him bleed out
18:55 <+DomLS3> one less retard
18:55 < tsarbomba> whitney wisconsin broke out of jail and is on the run!
18:55 <+DomLS3> tsarbomba: that girl is something else
18:55 <+DomLS3> oh wait
18:55 <+DomLS3> you still have be ignored
18:55 <+DomLS3> s/be/me
18:55 <+layer-eight> DomLS3 meant: "you still have me ignored"
18:56 < tsarbomba> today is 4/20. someone's gonna draw a link between the ocala shooting and weed
18:56 < tsarbomba> book it
18:56 <+DomLS3> ah I can get around ignore with layer-eight
18:56 <+DomLS3> s/$/tsarbomba carbon fiber is better than aluminum
18:56 <+layer-eight> DomLS3 meant: "ah I can get around ignore with layer-eighttsarbomba carbon fiber is better than aluminum"
18:56 < tsarbomba> maybe i'll screen reefer madness before going to the movies instead of ST1
18:56 <@mistiry> tsarbomba: the correlation is the anniversary of the columbine school shooting, which is also Hitler's b-day
18:56 < tsarbomba> shit if i give myself enough time i can fit both in
18:56 < tsarbomba> yeah i took note of that this morning
18:57 < tsarbomba> this timeline suuuucks
18:57 < The_Dv8or> you know what… fuck Windows.
18:57 < The_Dv8or> pain in my ass
18:58 < tsarbomba> imagine how some of the morning newsroom folks must have been. "today we think back to the tragic columbine school shooting and the victims who were lost that d...what the fuck do you mean it just happened in florida again?"
18:58 < tsarbomba> millions of trees worth of journalist notepads were lost
18:59 < tsarbomba> quantum leap should have done an episode about the beginnings of the 4/20 tradition
19:00 < syere> Oh man, I haven't thought about quantum leap in years. I know what's going on the download list tonight
19:00 < tsarbomba> sam leaps into the body of a college dropout with rose-colored glasses and a cauca-fro
19:00 < tsarbomba> "ziggy says he decides to quit reefer, spelling doom for potheads in the future!"
19:01 < syere> I still remember seeing Al for the first time on battlestar galactica and just losing my shit on excitement
19:02 < The_Dv8or> oh boy!
19:02 < The_Dv8or> fuckin fine show
19:02 < syere> BSG?
19:02 < The_Dv8or> QL
19:02 < The_Dv8or> I was never a BSG guy
19:02 < syere> They are both great, missing out I tell you!
19:03 < The_Dv8or> truly meta would be watching QL on shuffle
19:03 < syere> But you can get all the highlights of the entire BSG show from the 90 minute movie "The Plan"
19:04 < The_Dv8or> I just finished rewatching Halt and Catch Fire
19:04 < syere> The_DV8or: Up to a point. If I remember the show correctly, eventually they did start show him wearing down and the dynamics changed. That could get  confusing
19:05 < corn266> `shutdown -r -t 0` "Wow corn how did you do that?" "Fuckin magic"
19:08 < tsarbomba> do you ever put snarky comments in the shutdown command?
19:08 < corn266> probably not like y'all
19:09 < JFDkthx> i used to have a really unstable server. and in the outage reports they would ask for an action to prevent further unplanned outages
19:09 < JFDkthx> i would put shit like "sacrifice first born"
19:09 < tsarbomba> i once ran into a user who didn't hvae the temerity to reboot his own machine, back when i was in #mspland. instead of going down four flights (they worked in separate suites in a bnk HQ building) i issued a shutdown command with -c "So <username> doesn't have to click his mouse twice to fix his problem"
19:09 < tsarbomba> user complained to management. management was NOT pleased. management called my boss. my boss expressed concern.
19:10 < tsarbomba> when i got back to the office, boss was waiting for me. fortunately, all he did was chuckle and tell me to dial it back some when i'm out there.
19:11 < tsarbomba> hm. when the vp of ops responds as quickly as ours just did, i grow concerned.
19:12 < tsarbomba> "i need this by the afternoon" (they're in pacific time) is probably going to mutate into "HOLY SHIT WE NEED THIS NOW"
19:12 < corn266> "Everything is on fire tsarbomba"
19:12 < tsarbomba> i wish it were just that. i could tell him to call the california air national guard to dump some water on it
19:12 < tsarbomba> i don't have access to the san diego systems (yet) anyway
19:13 < tsarbomba> the information he's seeking looks like it was pulled out of a PCI or HIPAA compliance manual
19:13 <+TuxedoJack> Fuck you, fucking McAfee WebAdvisor
19:14 < tsarbomba> looks like my next couple hours will be spent translating techgeek into ignantfuck
19:14 < corn266> Don't you touch my goddamn McAfee
19:14 <+TuxedoJack> And fuck the fucking workstation admin user who thought it was a good idea to install that shit on everyone's machines after hours
19:14 < tsarbomba> somebody toucha my mcaf
19:15 < MOC> God, fucking McAfee
19:15  * DrGibby| touches tsarbomba's mcaf 
19:16 < corn266> SOMEBODY TOUCHA MY MCAF
19:19 < corn266> .yt decayin' with the boys
19:19 <+layer-eight> YouTube Every Time I Die - "Decayin With The Boys" - https://youtu.be/wVmlf6koQXA
19:19 < vinrock> anyone dealth with passthrough printing via PuTTy and how it sends one line per print job
19:20 < vinrock> seems to be driver dependent, pcl working fine on some newer laserjets but on a pair of old 1022's using the generic pcl5 driver it does this
19:20 < vinrock> shits driving me nuts
19:20 < corn266> https://sbir.defensebusiness.org/topics?topicId=29592 "Your army on blockchain"
19:22 < tsarbomba> i thought 1022s had their own non-generic drivers
19:22 < vista> people need to stop with this blockchain thing
19:22 < vista> like, seriously, STOP
19:22 < vinrock> they do but it was exhibiting the same behavior
19:22 < vinrock> the generic pcl5 driver seemed to do the triuck but it still happens on some forms
19:22 <+DrGibby|> I want to put Windows7 in the blockchain
19:23 < vinrock> tested on modern hp's and it doesnt have that issue
19:23 < tsarbomba> ah. yeah that would be my first step. my second would be setting the offending printers on fire, or using them as target practice for an rpg
19:23 < vinrock> i would but they're in our baltimore offioce
19:23 < vinrock> though its about to be crab season
19:23 < vista> i was approached by a recruiter on linkedin in regards of a "Blockchain developer" position
19:23 < vinrock> so thatd give me an excuse to go on a crabcake trip
19:24 < m4221> Sousapro: hey
19:26 < tsarbomba> m420
19:26 < JFDkthx> vista: make them pay you a year in advance
19:27 < tsarbomba> ^in fiat currency
19:27 < JFDkthx> and also you get their currency at current market value for inflation
19:27 < JFDkthx> so if you make it big
19:27 < JFDkthx> ur sitll rich
19:28 < corn266> "So do you have any ideas regarding blockchain?" "yea a linked list with hashed headers"
19:28 < vista> i'd rather go and sell snake oil
19:28 < vista> at least that's an honest job
19:28 < Sousapro> Hey m4221
19:29 < abakedapplepie> i have a cabling question, a plenum is only a plenum if its used as an air passage right
19:29 < JFDkthx> i mean if you're the one squeezing snakes for it sure.
19:29 < abakedapplepie> if my hvac has ducted returns, its not a plenum is it?
19:29 < JFDkthx> i thought plenum is only an airway
19:30 < JFDkthx> not anything else
19:30 < abakedapplepie> plenum is the space above the ceiling when used as a return air passage
19:30 < abakedapplepie> but if its not a return air passage, i dont need plenum cabling right
19:31 < abakedapplepie> im asking because i just realized i ran a riser cable in my ceiling
19:31  * m4221 tases czarbomba for smoking pot
19:31 < JFDkthx> let me ask ym facilities guy
19:31 < JFDkthx> offline 5 minutes
19:31 < JFDkthx> fuck
19:32 < corn266> tsarbomba can smoke as much dank as he wants as long as he reports it to the FBI/CIA/Pentagon
19:32 < JFDkthx> all my facilities peoples are gone for the weekend sorry abakedapplepie
19:33 < abakedapplepie> lol
19:33 <+DrGibby|> abakedapplepie: yes, that is correct
19:33 < corn266> press f to pay respkt
19:34 < abakedapplepie> DrGibby|: thanks
19:34 <+DrGibby|> you need to make sure that ALL of the returns are ducted though
19:34 < m4221> DrGibby|: *sigh* I will do the work
19:34 < abakedapplepie> ill tell the fire inspector you signed off on it
19:34 < abakedapplepie> DrGibby|: every room has a return air duct and we dont have vented lights or anything like htat
19:34 < JFDkthx> seems good
19:34 <+DrGibby|> abakedapplepie: then I need to bill you the $5000 for the inspection
19:34 < JFDkthx> that means you need to go do it
19:34 < abakedapplepie> i know vented flourescants a re a sure sign of plenum
19:35 <+DrGibby|> abakedapplepie: thats fine as long as there is absolutely no breaks in the ductwork to and from the vents
19:35 < abakedapplepie> oh, i see what youre saying
19:35 <+DrGibby|> some setups have open vents or a break that creates a plenum in certain areas
19:35 < tsarbomba> "irc said this will work, so it must be compliant"
19:36 < JFDkthx> tape that to the cables
19:36 <+DrGibby|> so as long as you dont have those, you'll be good
19:36 < MOC> o/ DrGibby|
19:36 <+DrGibby|> o/ MOC
19:36 < MOC> Sup
19:36 <+DrGibby|> the sky
19:36 < MOC> lol
19:37 < MOC> Ass/
19:37 < Stoob> youve got a label maker right, just throw "IRC Certified" on the cable and no one can touch you
19:37 < vinrock> protip ---^
19:37 < Sousapro> mIRC certified
19:37 <+DrGibby|> I'm assuming you're running this shit above drop ceilings?
19:37 < abakedapplepie> yeah
19:38 < abakedapplepie> well i guess
19:38 < abakedapplepie> in a technical sense
19:38 < abakedapplepie> the one riser cable i ran never went in the ceiling
19:38 < abakedapplepie> the rest of my cable is plenum, i just wanted a grey cable for our service entry
19:38 < vinrock> just remember if someone died of asphyxiation it's on your shoulders
19:38 <+DrGibby|> pretty much
19:39 < abakedapplepie> i will keep it in mind
19:39 < coderphive> My walls are made of asbestos so idgaf
19:39 < abakedapplepie> i need to make a t1 crossover cable too
19:39 <+DrGibby|> coderphive: you should shave some off and snort it
19:39 < vinrock> asbestos best os
19:39 < abakedapplepie> they sent a 20' cable for a 1' patch
19:39 < abakedapplepie> :|
19:40 <@JollyRgrs> AS BEST of an OS as it can be?
19:40 < coderphive> DrGibby| I do. I also wear it.
19:40 < vinrock> grind it up and pack it in your gooch
19:40 < vinrock> feelsgoodman
19:40 < m4221> coderphive sucks big dusty network runs :)
19:40 <+DrGibby|> https://youtu.be/zIJErVlVOY8
19:40 < coderphive> kek
19:40 <+layer-eight> YouTube Mesothelioma by 2008-08-29T16:27:29.000Z (duration: 31s) on Fri Aug 29 23:27:29 UTC 2008, 2008-08-29T16:27:29.000Z views
19:40 < JFDkthx> vinrock: better than templeos?
19:40 < Stoob> abakedapplepie: they're giving you extra for a nice service/driploop
19:41 < vinrock> ok maybe not that good
19:41 < abakedapplepie> Stoob: lol
19:41 < coderphive> Astra Linux tho
19:41 <+DrGibby|> 20' patch needs a driploop lol
19:41 < JFDkthx> abakedapplepie: make sure to not coil it. it will make packets go too fast in the spinny parts
19:41 < coderphive> aka KomradeOS
19:42 < vinrock> ugh damnit just remembered im supposed to go to longhorn after work for buddies wifes bday
19:42 < vinrock> this is totally not something i should be on the hook for
19:42 < vinrock> i just wana 420blazeit
19:42 < vinrock> and hes the goddamn weedman
19:43 < coderphive> 420weedman69 on COD
19:43 < abakedapplepie> i hate making cables
19:43 < abakedapplepie> rip my fingertips
19:43 < coderphive> 420weedman69 on PornHub actually gives me financial advice
19:43 < vinrock> xXxTHEREISNOGODxPUREPWNAGExXx
19:43 < AnimalFarmPig> vinrock: take an uber to longhorn and blaze it on the way?
19:43 < vinrock> im probably gona have to meet them there
19:43 < vinrock> so no time to swing by and grab ganja
19:43 < GreyKite> abakedapplepie: I just say that I can't make cables because I'm colorblind, which is true and really convenient
19:44 < vinrock> hes got those fancy 2020 pre rolled spliffs
19:44 < coderphive> Fancy
19:44 < coderphive> I was about that in college
19:44 < vinrock> moon rocks rolled in oil then covered in kief
19:44 < vinrock> ugh
19:44 < vinrock> so good
19:44 < coderphive> Now I'm a christian conservative
19:45 < corn266> vinrock how are you still alive
19:45 < Heresiarch> ihre: you around for a terraform question?
19:45 < vinrock> making cables sucks but punching down bare patch panels reeeeally sucks
19:45 < AnimalFarmPig> do you live in a weed friendly state, vinrock? If I did, I would just carry around a dugout all the time, like when I was in college
19:45 < coderphive> also jk
19:45 < vinrock> nah im in jersey
19:45 < vinrock> get caught with weed get sent to guantanimo bay
19:45 < vinrock> and fined 1 babby
19:45 < coderphive> lmao
19:45 < coderphive> are you serious?
19:46 < vinrock> yeah its still illegal af here
19:46 < Heresiarch> vinrock: ...as in, they give you a babby, or take one away?
19:46 < coderphive> Parts of Texas are that way
19:46 < vinrock> take one away
19:46 < AnimalFarmPig> why not both?
19:46 < coderphive> Heresiarch I can answer TF questions for you
19:46 < vinrock> i think oklahoma is the worst with the ganja laws
19:46 < coderphive> vinrock We've all agreed that Oklahoma actually doesn't exist any more, not to be nit-pickey
19:46 < AnimalFarmPig> it burnt down yesterday
19:46 < vinrock> yeah you're right
19:47 < vinrock> fuck that place
19:47 < vinrock> Nopelahoma
19:47 < coderphive> I wish Texas would have more open laws like that
19:47 < coderphive> It's getting there
19:48 < AnimalFarmPig> iirc, Dallas is now doing catch and release on weed
19:48 < vinrock> the dipshits in this state just elected this superlib dipshit that promised us legal weed
19:48 < coderphive> AnimalFarmPig Thanks to Mike Rawlins, yes
19:48 < vinrock> looks like instead we're not getting legal weed now ofc
19:48 < coderphive> Well, my motivations are selfish
19:48 < vinrock> thanks, pharma companies
19:49 < coderphive> One of our customers is the marijuana industry
19:49 < Heresiarch> coderphive: fair enough. I'm trying to figure out how to organize TF files by general component (e.g. network for vpc/r53, load-balancing for elb/alb, instance for ec2, etc). But my search of the docs doesn't show a way to tie it all together except for the explicit dependency declarations. Is there a way to maintain a component dir structure such that I could reference a single tf file that would
19:49 < Heresiarch> parse through the subdirs, or do I have to have everything in the same dir?
19:49 < coderphive> We're just limited to pharma bros right now
19:49 < AnimalFarmPig> if we had legal weed, I would probably drink less beer and lose some weight
19:49 < vinrock> i wouldnt, i love beer
19:49 < coderphive> AnimalFarmPig true
19:49 < coderphive> AnimalFarmPig I can't drink, so I'd enjoy it
19:49 < vinrock> beer & weed are all i need
19:49 < vinrock> madrhymes itc
19:49 < coderphive> Heresiarch: see if this helps: https://mattouille.com/articles/2018-04/statefile-separation
19:50 < AnimalFarmPig> coderphive: can't drink... sorry. I hope you can enjoy legal weed soon.
19:50 < tsarbomba> https://www.billboard.com/articles/news/dance/8358389/avicii-dead-tim-bergling
19:50 < AnimalFarmPig> we should have voted for Kinky, tbh
19:50 < coderphive> prob
19:50 < tsarbomba> addictive personality. nearly killed himself with the drink. either he relapsed or went to something harder.
19:50 < coderphive> Kinky probably would've caused other issues though
19:50 < coderphive> I kind of want a middleground texas... too conservative right now
19:51 < AnimalFarmPig> he ran on a platform of depussifying Texas
19:51 < AnimalFarmPig> don't see how that could be controversial :)
19:51 < coderphive> lmao
19:51 < vinrock> the way i understand it texas is like split east/west between progressive/conservative
19:51 < tsarbomba> beto o'rourke up by 1pt for senate
19:51 < vinrock> that true?
19:52 < coderphive> vinrock no
19:52 < vinrock> oh
19:52 < AnimalFarmPig> ehh... different kinds of conservatives
19:52 < coderphive> Big cities have concentrations of democrats
19:52 < vinrock> well yeah ofc
19:52 < tsarbomba> west texas is conservative. east texas is the vatican circa 1190.
19:52 < coderphive> and the conservatives aren't usually bible thumpers
19:52 < vinrock> oh
19:52 < tsarbomba> wait sorry got that backwards
19:52 < AnimalFarmPig> east texas = up in your business conservative; west texas = mind your own business conservative
19:52 < tsarbomba> yeah
19:52 < coderphive> Some can be, if you go to the middle of nowhere
19:52 < coderphive> but usually not
19:52 < vinrock> ahh ok
19:52 < tsarbomba> also, "your business is the bible" conservative
19:52 < coderphive> AnimalFarmPig is pretty spot on
19:53 < tsarbomba> the last place i was accosted by an angry old man waving a bible was el paso
19:53 < vinrock> i thought a jesus freak was gona kill me in dfw years back
19:53 < coderphive> There will always be bible crazies
19:53 < AnimalFarmPig> ^
19:53 < coderphive> Just like we have some genuine socialists in the democrat parties
19:53 < vinrock> i think i told you fellas that story
19:53 < AnimalFarmPig> last bible crazy I almost got in a fight with was in Seattle
19:53 < coderphive> Just gotta ignore them
19:53 < vinrock> when i was at the bar
19:53 < tsarbomba> like who, coderphive?
19:53 < coderphive> There was a woman who ran for president, forgot her name
19:54 < coderphive> Pretty genuine socialist
19:54 < tsarbomba> hillary clinton is abou as socialist as i am
19:54 < coderphive> Bernie Sanders was a socialist for sure
19:54 < pastime> is that a new type of osi model?
19:54 < tsarbomba> uh, sanders isn't a democrat
19:54 < coderphive> tsarbomba not Hillary
19:54 <+DrGibby|> NO FUCKING POLITICS YOU FUCKING CUNTS
19:54 < pastime> ^
19:54 < tsarbomba> this isn't politics. this is correcting #fakenews.
19:54 < vinrock> we aint talking politics we're shit talking crappy people
19:54 < coderphive> kek
19:54 < pastime> it's like you people are new here
19:54  * killdash9 wakes from slumber
19:55 < ravioli> it was i the whole time
19:55 < tsarbomba> go the fuck to bed for a while, ziti. you're the dummkopf who assumes economics, religion and philosophy are all "politics"
19:55 <@killdash9> someone say banhammer?
19:55  * coderphive reeeeeeeeeeeééééééééé
19:55 < tsarbomba> i'm getting a little fucking tired of that stance, too
19:55 < AnimalFarmPig> we've been bamboozled
19:55 < ravioli> oh poor tsarbomba :(
19:55 < vinrock> flim flammed!
19:55 < ravioli> maybe another channel would be right for you. like ##politics.
19:55 < AnimalFarmPig> led astray!
19:55 < tsarbomba> weapons-grade autism on display in the opranks
19:55 < vinrock> had the wool pulled over our eyes!
19:55 < coderphive> We weren't really debating politics at all
19:55 < AnimalFarmPig> run amok!
19:55 < coderphive> to be fair
19:55 < tsarbomba> TFW the aussie ops are objectively more competent at chanop duties
19:56 < tsarbomba> coderphive exactly
19:56 < Heresiarch> coderphive: the blog post answers for storage of statefiles, but when you're actually implementing, do you simply cd into the given dir, write up code, and run the plan/apply from there?
19:56 < coderphive> Heresiarch yes
19:56 < coderphive> Heresiarch It should answer your question but more of the "why"
19:56 < tsarbomba> net neutrality is a topic in this channel on at least a weekly basis. not a word is fucking spared. and that's actual politics.
19:56 < coderphive> ^
19:56 < coderphive> That is true
19:56 < tsarbomba> but because it impacts dorks and dorkpower, it's okay
19:57 < coderphive> Heresiarch when you have them in separate directories like that consider making a makefile or rakefile
19:57 < vinrock> heh my brothers wife caught him looking at porn and freaked out
19:57 < coderphive> That way in CI/CD you can easily execute them
19:58 < corn266> but_muh_pornsite: should be butt_my_pornsite
19:58 < vinrock> so he got in the car all pissy and crashed it last night
19:58 < vinrock> womp womp
19:58 < Heresiarch> coderphive: makes sense, but it'll be a while before I need such. #smblife
19:58 <+DrGibby|> My comment was to make sure you shits don't start talking politics, thats all.
19:58 < coderphive> Heresiarch the earlier you start the better
19:58 < coderphive> It's hard to undo terraform structure because of the statefiles
19:58 <@JollyRgrs> killdash9: banhammer
19:58 <@JollyRgrs> there, i said it!
19:59  * JollyRgrs declares: "LET THE GAMES... BEGIN!"
19:59 < coderphive> DrGibby| that's fine, but I think we've both been here long enough to not want to do that
19:59 < but_muh_pornsite> here, this will detriggerfy the triggered. google is now cancelling initiatives the vast majority of humanity never knew existed
19:59 < Heresiarch> coderphive: if the structure is already in place, then adding in Makefiles or similar isn't nearly the same PITA-factor as a refactor/restructure.
19:59 < but_muh_pornsite> ugh fucking hell copy/paste broke again
19:59 <+DrGibby|> coderphive: yes.
19:59 < but_muh_pornsite> long and short: google 'allo' is going away
19:59 < coderphive> Heresiarch rakefiles are actually easier
20:00 < AnimalFarmPig> Do you think if Bill Gates got laid in high school there'd be a Microsoft? Of course not. You gotta send a long time stuffed in your own locker with your underwear wedged up your ass before you start thinking "I'm going to take over the world with computers! You'll see! I'll show them!"
20:00 < but_muh_pornsite> how many of you folks ever used it?
20:00 < AnimalFarmPig> ^ this is what some people actually think
20:00 < but_muh_pornsite> lol animalfarmpig
20:00 < Heresiarch> coderphive: details. You're talking about adding a turbo when I haven't even written up the specs for the car yet. ;)
20:00 < but_muh_pornsite> the "why i oughta" path to greatness
20:00 < coderphive> I use allo
20:00 < corn266> welp, meeting time
20:00 < AnimalFarmPig> yep
20:00 < vinrock> bill gates was living life fast and loose, windows saved him from a life of sin
20:00 < coderphive> Heresiarch no, I'm talking about removing pain
20:00 < but_muh_pornsite> coderphive are you gonna miss it?
20:00 < coderphive> but_muh_pornsite probably not, I'm not a consistent user
20:01 < but_muh_pornsite> i think we've found out why it's going away :D
20:01 < coderphive> Heresiarch so, my advice to you (in writing automation) is always keep an eye out for pain and solve that first
20:01 < coderphive> That keeps your automation streamlined as you go forward
20:01 < but_muh_pornsite> they're going with RCS. that probably won't end well either
20:02 < coderphive> but_muh_pornsite Allo is the basis for video calling via cellular on Android though
20:02 < Nightcinder> is vmware 6.7 paid or an update?
20:02 < but_muh_pornsite> they must be rolling it into another product
20:02 < Heresiarch> coderphive: thank you for the advice.
20:02 < but_muh_pornsite> unless they're buying somebody else
20:02 < coderphive> Heresiarch np!
20:02 < but_muh_pornsite> RCS will be rebranded into a new service called "Chat." Not "Google Chat," because this is RCS, which is a carrier-controlled standard. RCS will just be rebranded to "Chat."
20:02 < but_muh_pornsite> i'm already confused
20:02 < coderphive> Heresiarch not telling you what to do or that I know all the answers, just my experience
20:03 < vinrock> lol nice, 26 year old paterson cop arrested for selling crack/dope/yayo out of his patrol car
20:03 < coderphive> but_muh_pornsite probably updating SMS
20:03 < vinrock> third paterson cop yoked up by the feds this month alone
20:03 < but_muh_pornsite> oh wow no end-to-end encryption
20:03 < coderphive> surprise surprise
20:03 < but_muh_pornsite> so whatsapp will probably stomp out rcs
20:03 < Heresiarch> coderphive: fair, and I'll keep it in mind when I get to the point where I might need such.
20:05 < but_muh_pornsite> "nintendo labo" what has happened to gamers?
20:05 <@JollyRgrs> vinrock: perfect cover, they'll never suspect a thing
20:05 < but_muh_pornsite> https://kotaku.com/nintendo-labo-the-kotaku-review-1825412625
20:06 < gnupluslinux> muh gamerz
20:06 < coderphive> nintendo labia
20:06 < but_muh_pornsite> how has nobody hooked up with lego to make a brick-framed game console
20:06 < but_muh_pornsite> "let's try cardboard instead"
20:06 < AnimalFarmPig> I think nintendo did something like that a long time ago
20:06 <+DrGibby|> the last inch of a beer is 50% spit
20:06 < AnimalFarmPig> like in the 90's
20:06 < but_muh_pornsite> did they? damn. i would have been all over a lego nintendo
20:06 < AnimalFarmPig> either NES or SNES
20:06 < m4221> coderphive: sealabia!
20:07 < coderphive> What does a sealabia do
20:07 < but_muh_pornsite> oh. in the 90s i was mostly playing football or trying to navigate college/co-op/interning
20:07 < Hatter> that beeradvocate.com site is neat
20:07 < Hatter> how do I see the best beer?
20:07 < m4221> coderphive: no, it is a sealab 2021 reference
20:07 < coderphive> ohhh lmao
20:07 < but_muh_pornsite> i think you can view all listings and sort by score?
20:08 < AnimalFarmPig> it is apparently impossible to search for lego NES/SNES because all the results are people showing things they've built out of lego
20:08 < AnimalFarmPig> or lego video games :(
20:09 <@JollyRgrs> AnimalFarmPig: what are you looking for?
20:09 < Gencade> tsarbomba what the fuck you doing with that nick
20:09 < Gencade> but_muh_pornsite,
20:09 < but_muh_pornsite> bgr.com is shitting on the newest galaxy and touting the iphone. let me put on my surprised fce.
20:09 < but_muh_pornsite> *face
20:09 <+DrGibby|> my twatter feed hasn't updated in 40 minutes
20:09 <+DrGibby|> this is a problem
20:09 < AnimalFarmPig> JollyRgrs: I seem to remember some video game console maker (I think it was Nintendo) releasing a console that Lego(tm) bricks could attach to
20:09 < but_muh_pornsite> gencade, just idly wondering what reasons people would make exceptions to the pol rule when it comes to net neutrality
20:10 <@JollyRgrs> AnimalFarmPig: huh, i do not remember such
20:10 < coderphive> JollyRgrs I'm looking for you
20:10 < tsarbomba> it was throwing that error again earlier, drgibby
20:10 < AnimalFarmPig> JollyRgrs: maybe I just thought about it in a dream
20:10 < tsarbomba> conclusion: .ru hackers
20:10 <@JollyRgrs> coderphive: why are you looking for me?
20:11 <@JollyRgrs> AnimalFarmPig: is possible, but this is back during NES/SNES days?
20:11 <+DrGibby|> tsarbomba: you're probably not far off tbf
20:11 < AnimalFarmPig> JollyRgrs: yeah, 90's
20:11 <+DrGibby|> oh, there we go.
20:11 < coderphive> JollyRgrs Because my name is Nick Hanson
20:11 < coderphive> JollyRgrs I mean, Chris Hansen
20:11 < coderphive> =|
20:11 <+DrGibby|> https://twitter.com/BillNye/status/987393100057264128
20:12 < tsarbomba> why don't you take a seat over there
20:12 <@JollyRgrs> so other than that, you had sega master system and genesis... turbo graphix 16... uh.. and maybe the Philips
20:13 <@JollyRgrs> CD-i
20:13 < tsarbomba> okay if bill nye is down with it then so am i
20:13 <@JollyRgrs> https://www.gamesradar.com/consoles-of-the-90s/
20:13 < tsarbomba> i still think a lego nintendo for 2018 is in order
20:13 < tsarbomba> neo geo fam
20:14 < AnimalFarmPig> ^ neo geo, also some panasonic system
20:15 < AnimalFarmPig> and can't forget Atari Jaguar
20:15 < AnimalFarmPig> (do the math)
20:15 <@JollyRgrs> AnimalFarmPig: you mean 32+32 do the math b/c it wasn't true 64
20:15 <@JollyRgrs> they even try to tell you in their advertising that it isn't true 64
20:15 < AnimalFarmPig> DO
20:15 < AnimalFarmPig> THE
20:15 <@JollyRgrs> lol
20:15 < AnimalFarmPig> MATH
20:15 < AnimalFarmPig> :P
20:15 < Hatter> did you guys hear labo comes out today
20:16 < gnupluslinux> im tempted to get a ps4 just for gow4
20:17 < tsarbomba> sometimes i can't help but enjoy florida headlines.
20:17 < tsarbomba> "Small monkey spotted near Aventura mall"
20:17 < tsarbomba> subheadline: "People asked to stay away from monkey"
20:17 < m4221> JollyRgrs: cd-i sucked
20:17 < Hatter> I can't wait to bomb some dodongos
20:19 <+DrGibby|> pretty sure my neighbor either weights 5 million pounds and is in stilettos, or they're throwing around lead weights for fun
20:19 <+DrGibby|> weighs, rather
20:19 <@JollyRgrs> gnupluslinux: i got a ps2 just for guitar hero, and ps3 just for a BD player
20:19 <@JollyRgrs> DrGibby|: por que no los dos?
20:20 < Heresiarch> tsarbomba: http://www.bbc.com/news/newsbeat-43810733 enjoy
20:20 <+DrGibby|> could be, JollyRgrs
20:20 < gnupluslinux> BD player?
20:20 < gnupluslinux> blu ray disk?
20:20 < tsarbomba> new tweets are saying "Sorry! We did something wrong."
20:20 <+DrGibby|> Bluray Disk?
20:21 <@JollyRgrs> yes, bluray disk player
20:22 <@JollyRgrs> srsly, no one says "digital video disk" they say DVD
20:22 < tsarbomba> yep the tweeter is officially hosed
20:22  * DrGibby| kicks JFDkthx 
20:22  * tsarbomba prepares for the great neckbeard uprising of 2018
20:22 <@JollyRgrs> https://cdn.mos.cms.futurecdn.net/1901077d98ee95c3abdb5a2f578bbdf1-650-80.jpg
20:22 <@JollyRgrs> aiwa CD player... also had a sega genesis attached at teh bottom?
20:22 <@JollyRgrs> lol wtf
20:22 < tsarbomba> do you have any video cassette recorder cartridges, jollyrgrs
20:23 <@JollyRgrs> tsarbomba: lol, they aren't rewound, tho
20:23  * JollyRgrs gasps
20:23 <+DrGibby|> you fucking savage
20:23 < Hunterkll> not only did i use the word lackadaisical in in work communication today..........  but i also spelled it right
20:24 <+DrGibby|> congrats, Hunterkll
20:24 <+DrGibby|> I mean that in a very serious way
20:24 < Hunterkll> I was talking about how fast SCCM sets up things
20:24 < Hunterkll> hahahaha
20:28 < Hunterkll> yesssss
20:28 < Hunterkll> I have scom tuned so that my reboots don't show up
20:28 < Hunterkll> :D
20:30 < tsarbomba> s/reboots/porn history
20:30 <+layer-eight> Hunterkll meant: "I have scom tuned so that my porn history don't show up"
20:33 < tsarbomba> hey when you guys roll coal do you have any favorite places to do it?
20:33 <+DrGibby|> Usually in my Diesel Truck
20:33 < Hatter> !report tsarbomba using racist euphemisms
20:33 < Heresiarch> Hatter: ...wat
20:34 < AnimalFarmPig> awkward
20:35 < Hatter> it's just inappropriate for this channel
20:35 < Hatter> save it for your klan meetings
20:36 < Heresiarch> Hatter: I dare you to make less sense.
20:36 <+DrGibby|> ...
20:36 < Hatter> I can't be the only one who thinks so
20:36 < AnimalFarmPig> to answer the question, I prefer rolling coal downhill. Easier than uphill.
20:37 < Heresiarch> Hatter: considering that you managed to largely silence the channel in baffled confusion, it's a fair bet that you are the only one who thinks...whatever the hell it is you think.
20:38 <+DrGibby|> I'm still confused
20:38 < Hatter> oh I see the confusion
20:39 < Hatter> I was sure "roll coal" was a racist euphemism just like "coal burner" and that sort of thing
20:39 < Hatter> I mean I considered the author of course
20:39 < Hatter> seemed pretty likely
20:39  * shakygator opens kanban board: too many issues to load
20:39 <+shakygator> seems legit
20:40 <@cryptic1> afternoon
20:40 < AnimalFarmPig> shakygator: should probably create a ticket for that issue
20:41 <+shakygator> workaround: close tickets until kanban board loads
20:41 < vinrock> coal burner is a racist term?
20:41 <+shakygator> spoon face
20:41 <+shakygator> apple PICKER
20:41 < vinrock> aw man
20:42 < vinrock> why do i nbot know these
20:42 < Hatter> hey come on guys
20:42 <+shakygator> that was actually not a real term, was a tosh segment
20:42 < Nightcinder> Intel Shuts Down New Devices Group: No More Intel-Made Wearables
20:42 <+shakygator> where he made up stuff and asked who was offended, turns out, people are always offended
20:42 < Hatter> oh that's a fun game shakygator
20:42 <@cryptic1> being offensive is banned here
20:43 < AnimalFarmPig> what about defensive?
20:43 <+shakygator> lets shut it down
20:43 <+shakygator> thats a wrap folks
20:43 < vinrock> it's odd how so many people think you're supposed to give af about them being offended nowadays
20:43 < Hatter> shakygator, try one on cryptic1
20:43 < vinrock> SMOOTH SKIN CRYPTIC1
20:44 <+DrGibby|> happy 4/20, cryptic1
20:44 <+DrGibby|> smoke a doobie for me
20:44 <+shakygator> i got nothing Hatter
20:44 < syere> CO is a great state to live in today
20:44 < vinrock> i should have flown out there for today
20:44 < Hatter> tsarbomba is celebrating 4/20 but not because of weed
20:44 < Hatter> know what I mean?
20:44 <+shakygator> im so smart i left CA yesterday
20:44 < syere> ... so hitlers b-day?
20:44 <+shakygator> prob so much smoke the airlines are not flying today
20:44 < JFDkthx> later nerds
20:44 < AnimalFarmPig> George Takei's b-day
20:44 < JFDkthx> have a good weekend
20:45 < vinrock> u2
20:45 < AnimalFarmPig> piece
20:45 <+shakygator> of pie?
20:45 < syere> I didn't know it w as Takeis bday today, that's pretty cool
20:45 < Hatter> syere, yeah but I did mean hitler
20:45 < JFDkthx> syere: same day every year
20:45 < AnimalFarmPig> ^ one of the benefits of watching the local news in the morning
20:45 < Hatter> JFDkthx, you should have left before that dumb line
20:45 < AnimalFarmPig> celebrity b-days
20:45 < vinrock> takei is a shitbag
20:45 < vinrock> he glorifies child molestation
20:45 < AnimalFarmPig> I'm offended
20:46 < syere> He has some.. not so great opinions about some things. But I can't not be a huge OG startrek nerd.
20:46 < Hatter> vinrock: well that topic is pretty common among homosexuals, isn't it? I mean that's how many became gay in the first place
20:46 < Hatter> that wasn't offensive, was it?
20:46 < vinrock> yeah but you dont take your platform and announce to the world how great you thought it was
20:47 < syere> You kinda do now. That's the entire point of social media...
20:47 < vinrock> now you got pedos thining its a little ok
20:47 < vinrock> well ok were talkin bout molestation
20:47 < GreyKite> Hatter: mildly but no worse than anything else said here
20:47 <+shakygator> little less molestation please
20:47 < vinrock> never not molestate
20:47 <@mistiry> what if the hell
20:47 <@mistiry> in
20:47 < GreyKite> ahahahahahahahaha
20:47 < GreyKite> mistiry: are you really suprised?
20:47 < syere> like it or not, he's get every right to say whatever he wants, just as we do. Doesn't mean you have to listen, agree, or support it or him
20:47 < GreyKite> be honest
20:48 < Hatter> mistiry: yeah we kinda went down a weird road here
20:48 < Hatter> I'm not sure who to blame
20:48 < vinrock> never said he didnt have that right
20:48 < vinrock> i just said hes a shitbag
20:48 < syere> well, I can give you that
20:48 < vinrock> like cosby making jokes about drugging and raping women
20:48 < AnimalFarmPig> first ammendment really only ought to apply to physical printing presses and in-person human speech
20:49 <+DrGibby|> you're suggesting the US limits free speech?
20:50 < syere> So I get that the @ people are the moderators. But i'm not entirely sure what the +'s are for in here.
20:50 < AnimalFarmPig> common sense compromise regulations
20:50 < vinrock> celebrities
20:50 < vinrock> i have a v you just cant see it
20:50 <+DrGibby|> syere: we're shitposters mainly
20:50 < Hatter> syere: to get the v you must s the d
20:50 < vinrock> ^
20:50 < AnimalFarmPig> nobody wants to take away your right to say what you want to other people within earshot
20:50 < vinrock> we all did
20:50 < vinrock> its like an initiation
20:51 < syere> so what does voice give you?
20:51 < mkillebrew> nothing when it's unmoderated
20:51 <+shakygator> lets mute it and find out
20:51 <+DrGibby|> in the event that the channel goes to moderated or +m, we can speak
20:51 <@mistiry> now only the +'s can talk
20:51 <+shakygator> heyo
20:51 <+DrGibby|> everyone else below +v can't
20:51  * DrGibby| waves
20:51 <@mistiry> now everyone can talk
20:51 < syere> that makes a lot of sense now. thanks!
20:51 <+shakygator> this concludes today's session of IRC 101
20:51 < vinrock> mistiry i should have like a couple weeks of +v left
20:51 < Hatter> syere: but that's not really the intent, it's meant as a reward to people for good behavior so they feel special
20:52 < syere> so essentially, gold stars
20:52 < mkillebrew> pretty much
20:52 < Hatter> yeah it's pretty embarassing really
20:52 < Hatter> I've been doing everything I can do avoid +v
20:52 < Hatter> *to
20:52 < vinrock> i actually helped someone one day!
20:52 < vinrock> me and dom got it but the bot broke
20:52 <+DrGibby|> vinrock: did they !nominate you?
20:52 < vinrock> yeah jolly gave me it
20:53 <+DrGibby|> nice
20:53 < vinrock> i coukdnt stay logged in 24/7 tho
20:53 <@mistiry> s/it/the d
20:53 <+layer-eight> vinrock meant: "yeah jolly gave me the d"
20:53 <+DrGibby|> I think the ops are still working out how to consistently apply +v but I'm sure they'll figure it out eventually
20:53 <@mistiry> tbh i have had verrrry little time to get back to the bot
20:53 <@cryptic1> ban vinrock ~
20:53 < vinrock> NEIN
20:54 <+DrGibby|> mistiry: no worries man
20:54 <@mistiry> too busy with fortnite and rocket league
20:54 <@mistiry> lol
20:54 <+DrGibby|> we all have liv---
20:54 <+DrGibby|> you fucking loser
20:54 <+DomLS3> vinrock: I got it back
20:54 < vinrock> yeah i see now im jelly
20:54 <+DomLS3> but if I get kicked I lose it because no bot and no chanserv for me :(
20:54 < vinrock> hah
20:54 <+DrGibby|> samesies
20:54 < GreyKite> you know what really grinds my gears? alphabetic sorting of IP addresses
20:54 <+DomLS3> mistiry I’m coding a bot in c++ for you lol
20:54 <+DrGibby|> GreyKite: oh god
20:55 <+DrGibby|> pls dont trigger me
20:55 < GreyKite> DrGibby|: I'm fucking triggered
20:55 <@mistiry> GreyKite: IP's are numbers...you cant alphabetically do anything with numbers
20:55 <+DrGibby|> well I dont want to be!
20:55 <@mistiry> so now I'M triggered
20:55 <+DomLS3> mistiry: it’s a new Windows 10 feature. It sorts the numbers by how they sound in the beginning
20:55 <+DomLS3> one = “w”
20:55 <@mistiry> WAT
20:55 <@mistiry> W A T ?!
20:56 <+DomLS3> eight = “a”
20:56 <+DrGibby|> fucking REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
20:56 <@mistiry> why would that ever fucking make sense
20:56 <+DomLS3> it wouldn’t
20:56 <+DomLS3> and it doesn’t
20:56 <+TuxedoJack> What the fucking fuck?
20:56 < syere> I refuse to believe this
20:56 < AnimalFarmPig> wait, what? you can't be serious
20:56 <@mistiry> yeah where do i see this for myself
20:56 < GreyKite> mistiry: and yet, it's sorted "172.20.110.4, 172.20.20.4, ..."
20:56 <+DomLS3> of course I’m not serious you weebs
20:56 < corn266> recommendations for NSA approved degaussing wand?
20:57 <+DrGibby|> corn266: a hammer
20:57 <@mistiry> thermite
20:57 < vinrock> nsa approved?
20:57 < AnimalFarmPig> I'm not sure whether I would rather live in a world in which DomLS3 was lying or one in which DomLS3 was telling the truth about the new sort order
20:57 < vinrock> preparing to do some clandestine degaussing?
20:57 <+DomLS3> AnimalFarmPig: if it were true it would be funny as fuck though
20:57 < AnimalFarmPig> ^
20:57 < corn266> yea, but DSS doesn't approved of a .45 to the drive
20:57 < AnimalFarmPig> funny, but horrific
20:57 <+DrGibby|> someone needs to create 'winsort'
20:58 <+DomLS3> imaging breaking it down into alphabetics of syllables of the word
20:58 < AnimalFarmPig> you can sort by soundex
20:58 <+DrGibby|> off of what DomLS3 said
20:58 <+DomLS3> eleven = “E” “L” “V”
20:58 < AnimalFarmPig> SELECT some_field FROM some_table ORDER BY SOUNDEX(some_varchar);
20:58 < GreyKite> this list of IPs is making me twitch
20:58 < AnimalFarmPig> ^ this actually works
20:58 <+DrGibby|> corn266: are you following https://ws680.nist.gov/publication/get_pdf.cfm?pub_id=50819 ?
20:59 <+DrGibby|> a la NIST 800-88?
20:59 <@cryptic1> please stop talking
20:59 <+DrGibby|> y tho?
20:59 <@cryptic1> I am trying to think over here
20:59 < voidstar> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soundex ytho
20:59 < corn266> DrGibby|: nah, DAAPM v1.2
20:59 < AnimalFarmPig> https://dev.mysql.com/doc/refman/8.0/en/string-functions.html#function_soundex
21:00 <+DrGibby|> corn266: they allow degaussing still?!
21:00 < AnimalFarmPig> you can even use it for function based indexing, so that your data is quickly retrievable ordered by how it sounds
21:02 < Heresiarch> ...nutanix AHV...running AIX. The end of days is here...
21:05 <@cryptic1> everyone
21:05 <@cryptic1> BACK TO WORK
21:05 <@cryptic1> DrGibby|, back to work
21:05 <@cryptic1> Heresiarch, back to work
21:05 <+DrGibby|> cryptic1: get back to work
21:05 < corn266> DrGibby|: yea but only on HDD
21:05 <@cryptic1> AnimalFarmPig, back to work
21:06 < Heresiarch> cryptic1: you're not my real dad!
21:06 <+DrGibby|> corn266: thats crazy, we have to destroy per 800-88
21:06 < corn266> You can actually get away with keeping drives at the same level of classification with a one wipe pass after your contract is up
21:07 <@mistiry> cryptic1: but its a holiday
21:07 < vinrock> ^
21:07 < corn266> 5:30 glazse is
21:07 < corn266> s/is/it
21:07 <+layer-eight> corn266 meant: "5:30 glazse it"
21:07 <+DrGibby|> corn266: right, which we do
21:07 <@cryptic1> mistiry, back to work
21:07 <@cryptic1> corn266, back to work
21:07 < vinrock> my biggest project for today is staring at the clock
21:07 <@cryptic1> corn266holo, back to work
21:07 < corn266> cryptic1: I am working
21:07 <@mistiry> /kick cryptic1
21:07 <@cryptic1> JFDkthx, back to work
21:07 <+DrGibby|> mistiry: pls do
21:07 <@cryptic1> JollyRgrs, back to work
21:08 <@cryptic1> GreyKite, back to work
21:08 <+DrGibby|> i wanna see a showdown
21:08 <@cryptic1> shakygator, back to work
21:08 <@cryptic1> A-KO, back to work
21:08 <@mistiry> i would lose :(
21:08 < corn266> SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY
21:08 <@cryptic1> AnonymooseReddtr, back to work
21:08 <+DrGibby|> mistiry: it would still be fun
21:08 <+shakygator> yeah i am, on a call
21:08 <+shakygator> like always
21:08 < ihre> cryptic1: https://i.imgur.com/VEZumEv.jpg fu
21:09 < Heresiarch> daaaaamn
21:09 < corn266> whaaaaaaaaaat
21:09 <+DrGibby|> :O
21:09 <+DrGibby|> OH SHIT
21:09 <@mistiry> aww damn jolly got me by 1s
21:09 <@JollyRgrs> lol
21:09 <@mistiry> was*
21:09 < Heresiarch> ...is it really modabuse when mods abuse each other?
21:09 < cryptic1> thats it you are all BANT!
21:09 <+DrGibby|> Heresiarch: nope
21:09 < corn266> f
21:09 <+DrGibby|> RIP in pieces
21:09 < vinrock> THE HORSEMEN HAVE SOUNDED THEIR TRUMPETS
21:09 <@mistiry> RIP
21:10 <@mistiry> turn on autojoin on kick
21:10 < corn266> DrGibby|: you're not in the DC area are you? We need to find a place to incinerate SSDs
21:10 <+DrGibby|> corn266: nope
21:10 < vinrock> why dont you call iron mountin
21:10 <@JollyRgrs> mistiry: it is, just set to like 30 sec or so probably
21:10 <+DrGibby|> we contract that shit out
21:10 < vinrock> they show up in a truck that destroys shit
21:10 < corn266> Does iron montain incinerate classified shit?
21:10 <@JollyRgrs> i haven't bothered with it for a long time
21:10 <+DrGibby|> vinrock++
21:11 < vinrock> yeah they do everything
21:11 <+DrGibby|> corn266: yes
21:11 < corn266> I thought they could only handle unclass
21:11 < Hatter> can I send a big locked box to Iron MOuntain to incinerate?
21:12 < corn266> brb convening with the FSO
21:12 < vinrock> http://www.ironmountain.com/secure-destruction/secure-shredding
21:13 < vinrock> http://www.naidonline.org/nitl/en/cert/history-purpose.html
21:16 <+DrGibby|> ...
21:16  * Heresiarch gets popcorn
21:16 <@cryptic1> I win
21:16 <+DrGibby|> cryptic1: can I have ops?
21:16 <@cryptic1> they went afk
21:16 < vinrock> cryptic1, back to work
21:16 <@cryptic1> DrGibby|, buy more lootcrates
21:16 <@cryptic1> vinrock, D:
21:16 < vinrock> :D
21:16 <+DrGibby|> I already bought one today though!
21:16 <+DrGibby|> ask mistiry
21:16 <@cryptic1> DrGibby|, need to buy way way more
21:17 <+DrGibby|> one of these days I'm legit going to make a r-s lootcrate and sell it on here
21:19 <+DomLS3> Loot Crate is a subscription box service established in 2012 which provides monthly boxes of geek- and gaming-related merchandise. Wikipedia
21:20 <+DrGibby|> THANK YOU FOR CITING YOUR SOURCE, DOMLS3
21:21 <@cryptic1> actually its referring to battlefront 2 pay to win
21:23 <+shakygator> on vendor calls where they are trying to sell stuff to me, but im not the one to convince
21:24 <+DomLS3> DrGibby| http://lmgtfy.com/?q=lootcrate
21:24 <+DomLS3> there’s my source
21:24  * DomLS3 volunteers for op in lieu of mistiry and JollyRgrs
21:24 <+DomLS3> I’ll keep the shitposting to a minimum if approved. I super duper promise
21:25 <@cryptic1> pfffft
21:25 <+DomLS3> and I’ll finish the voicebot in c++
21:25 <+DomLS3> :o
21:25 <@cryptic1> no one believes that DomLS3
21:25 < corn266> Thanks vinrock
21:25 <+DomLS3> cryptic1: nobody believes in aliens either
21:25 <+DomLS3> but they exist
21:25 <@cryptic1> :/
21:25 <+DomLS3> :\
21:26 <@cryptic1> do they though?
21:26 <@cryptic1> and DrGibby| is it friday?
21:26 <+DomLS3> cryptic1: They do. Just look at Sarah Jessica Parker
21:26 <+DomLS3> there is no way that is human
21:29 <@cryptic1> its dead in here
21:29 <+DrGibby|> your dead to me
21:30 <+DomLS3> it would’t be dead if I was op
21:30 <+DomLS3> shit would be off the chain
21:30 < khelpw> everyone is either off work and busy getting stoned, at work waiting to go get stoned, or at work, already stoned.
21:30 < vinrock> np corn
21:31 < tsarbomba> roses are red
21:32 < tsarbomba> lilacs are purple
21:32 < tsarbomba> you smell like daisies
21:32 < tsarbomba> but what rhymes with purple?
21:32 < Gencade> nurple tsarbomba
21:32 < Heresiarch> SO BOW DOWN TO NURGLE
21:33 < Hatter> I was never one of those warhammer nerdlingers with all the toys and stuff, but I really like video games in that setting
21:34 < AnimalFarmPig> I'm at work waiting to get stoned, if you use "stoned" in the archaic sense that includes all forms of inebriation and not just weed
21:35 < AnimalFarmPig> .yt let's go get stoned
21:35 <+layer-eight> YouTube Sublime - Lets Go Get Stoned - https://youtu.be/H9FBMM1v38c
21:35 < Gencade> .yt friday
21:35 <+layer-eight> YouTube Rebecca Black - Friday - https://youtu.be/kfVsfOSbJY0
21:35 <+AnonymooseWork> :D
21:35 <+AnonymooseWork> bah
21:35 < AnimalFarmPig> not the version I was thinking of...
21:35 < tsarbomba> i'm using 'stoned' in the even more archaic sense of being inundated with rocks by angry religious extremists
21:36 < AnimalFarmPig> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFwhCLYO_-M
21:36 <+layer-eight> YouTube Ray Charles - Let's Go Get Stoned by 2010-03-15T15:00:40.000Z (duration: 3:03) on Mon Mar 15 22:00:40 UTC 2010, 2010-03-15T15:00:40.000Z views
21:36 <+AnonymooseWork> so farking frustrating
21:36 < F34RInc> Gencade, Not the first time I heard this today.  Barb played it as he beat SMW JUMP this morning
21:36 <+AnonymooseWork> Anyone else here get tired of dealing with procurement/AP
21:36 <+AnonymooseWork> new AP clerk
21:36 <+AnonymooseWork> and they cannot ifgure out how to change the PO terms
21:36 <+AnonymooseWork> i've had to get approval and create a PO Req, 4 times
21:37 < vinrock> i dont fuck with po's
21:37 < vinrock> i just charge it on my card and let them figure it out
21:37 <+AnonymooseWork> ah
21:37 <+AnonymooseWork> vinrock yeah i'm not allowed to do that
21:37 <+AnonymooseWork> well i would in a pinch
21:37 <+AnonymooseWork> but i don't have a company CC
21:37 < vinrock> that sucks
21:37 < Gencade> Avicii died guys
21:37 < vinrock> who
21:37 <+AnonymooseWork> plus this PO was for $150k
21:37 < Gencade> thoughts?
21:37 < vinrock> oh ok yeah id need a po for that
21:37 <+AnonymooseWork> ...genc wake me up when its all over
21:38 <+AnonymooseWork> vinrock yep, 3x new power edge 640 servers, 2x mellanox switches, 2x dell 48p switches
21:38 <+AnonymooseWork> and a netapp FAS
21:39 < Gencade> Look at this girl's ass https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocq1WzhPMHk&t=706s
21:39 <+layer-eight> YouTube Trap Music 2017 | Best Of Trap & EDM Mix 2017 | Best EDM Trap Remix by 2017-09-22T16:07:29.000Z (duration: 52:56) on Fri Sep 22 23:07:29 UTC 2017, 2017-09-22T16:07:29.000Z views
21:39 < Hatter> that link doesn't sound sfw, someone describe her ass please
21:39 < vinrock> nice from what i can see
21:39 <+AnonymooseWork> lol
21:39 < vinrock> but its only half an ass
21:40 < JollyRgrs> ah, ocala shooting... one 19 yr old apprehended (not a student)... sounds like an incident followed him to school
21:40 < ihre> Gencade: that music though, fuck
21:40 < Hatter> JollyRgrs: I hope you're not assuming drugs just because he's.. well you know
21:40 <+AnonymooseWork> another one JollyRgrs
21:41 < Gencade> ihre, hey judge the ass, not the music
21:41 < Heresiarch> Hatter: drugs aren't as much of a thing in Ocala. Unless you're talking horse tranqs.
21:41 < vinrock> jolly:  "The shooter has not been identified, but authorities said the shooter also is a student at the school. "
21:42 < AnimalFarmPig> horse tranqs.... mmmmm.....
21:46 < Kobe`> https://i.redd.it/zz82gsdnf2t01.jpg
21:47 < BonKurei> Gencade: Thanks for linking that!
21:49 < Gencade> no problem BonKurei
21:49 < Gencade> its nice to be appreciated
21:50 < BonKurei> Been the best part of my day so far
21:50 < Gencade> :D
21:56 < corn266> goddamn iron mountain ghosting my calls
21:56 < JollyRgrs> get back to work, Kobe`
21:56 < Kobe`> i fell asleep amid the flowers
21:56 < Kobe`> for a couple of hours
21:59 < Hatter> how nice
22:00 < corn266> All that's to come and everything under the sun is in tune but the sun is eclipsed by the moon.
22:03 < gnupluslinux> guys
22:03 <+DrGibby|> gals
22:03 < gnupluslinux> how can you all stand to use this open source shareware stuff
22:03 <+DrGibby|> wot stuff?
22:04 < gnupluslinux> people can put whatever in it
22:04 < gnupluslinux> like
22:04 < gnupluslinux> viruses
22:04 < gnupluslinux> ya know, the freeware shareware opensource dohicks
22:04 < gnupluslinux> open source is inherently insecure
22:04 < aleph-> Lololol
22:04 < Heresiarch> gnupluslinux: 2/10. 2004 called...
22:04 < gnupluslinux> Heresiarch, pfft i wish that line of thought was left in 2004
22:05 < Heresiarch> gnupluslinux: ...bad management meeting?
22:05 < gnupluslinux> something like that
22:05 < gnupluslinux> im so ready to go home
22:06 < Heresiarch> hmm...speaking of...
22:07 < corn266> beer thirty yet?
22:07 < gnupluslinux> i mean i'm all for picking up a proprietary thing if it's a good product, offers usable features, and support but fuck me for choosing something with a free community edition in addition to paid commercial support just cause THE CODE IS OUT THERE!
22:07 < Heresiarch> heh. Boss is gone, C-crowd is all gone. Have a good weekend folks. o/
22:07 < gnupluslinux> cya
22:08 < gnupluslinux> i'll be there soon enough...
22:08 < corn266> o7
22:08 < gnupluslinux> sometimes i wonder if my dir is in here
22:08 < corn266> gnupluslinux: sounds like you're about to install redhat
22:08 < vinrock> no, sles
22:08 < vinrock> he's an outlaw
22:09 < Gencade> fuck comcast
22:11 < corn266> idk Gencade I quite like my 250 down at $60/month
22:11 < Gencade> I get 350 for 50
22:12 < Gencade> but that's not the reason to fuck them
22:12 < corn266> welp now I'm mad, thanks
22:12 < vinrock> and we're all buttfucked with 20 up
22:12 < Gencade> 30 up*
22:12 < vinrock> stop lyin
22:12 < corn266> 20 up? I get 11
22:12 < vinrock> i was being generous
22:12 < vinrock> im prolly 11 too
22:12 < gnupluslinux> my hosue has like... 5 up lolol
22:12 < corn266> vin this is an 18+ channel
22:12 < tsarbomba> i just witnessed 3 men standing around next to a tesla with everything open. i think they were trying to figure out how to jump-start the thing.
22:13 < gnupluslinux> shouldnt there be a panel in the trunk?
22:13 < gnupluslinux> ... can you even jump a tesla?
22:13 < Gencade> corn266, nice
22:13 < vinrock> ...
22:13 < tsarbomba> the trunk was wide open and they were staring into it
22:13 < tsarbomba> but they all looked just totally lost
22:13 < tsarbomba> it was quite amusing
22:13 < vinrock> maybe he's got a dope system
22:13 < vinrock> showin off dem 12's
22:13 < vinrock> tsarbomba was that you with the beetle
22:13 < tsarbomba> the driver has to be like 85mph
22:13 < tsarbomba> i'm 6'4". volkswagon has never made a beetle that can comfortably fit me.
22:14 < vinrock> someone in here linked their yellow beetle the other week
22:14 < vinrock> cant remember who it was
22:14 < gnupluslinux> yo mama
22:14 < tsarbomba> did i punch that person in the shoulder?
22:14 < vinrock> aw snap
22:14 < tsarbomba> PUNCH BUGGY YELLOW
22:14  * corn266 punches tsarbomba
22:14 < corn266> no punch backs
22:14 < tsarbomba> i wonder how many prison sentences have started with a game of punch buggy
22:15 < JollyRgrs> tsarbomba: what's teh last bug you sat in?
22:15 < JollyRgrs> i'm 6'3 and i drove some (geek squad)... they VERY comfortably fit me... it was just hard to see traffic lights sometimes b/c the dome came up and over and back down at the front
22:16 < JollyRgrs> that said... i hated the car
22:16 <+DrGibby|> punch buggy?
22:16 < JollyRgrs> nothing else was right in it
22:16 < Gencade> guys I have a life changing question
22:16 <+DrGibby|> We always said "Slug Bug"
22:16 < Gencade> Bean burrito has been in fridge for a week - safe to eat?
22:16 <@killdash9> Slug Bug is the correct terminology
22:16 <+DrGibby|> THANK YOU KILLDASH9
22:16 < Gencade> fuck you DrGibby|
22:17 <+DrGibby|> GreyKite: when was it made?
22:17 < vinrock> gencade: yes
22:17 < vinrock> beans are good for the heart
22:17 < Gencade> Thanks vinrock
22:17 < Gencade> The more you eat em
22:17 <+DrGibby|> err Gencade when was it made*
22:17 < Gencade> the more you... want
22:17 < JollyRgrs> punch bug here
22:17 < Gencade> DrGibby|, like a week ago
22:17 < vinrock> i ruined some guy's wife's powder blue bug couple weeks ago
22:17 < vinrock> foolio thought he could pass me on the shoulder and id get out of his way
22:17 < vinrock> lawl
22:18 < Gencade> but I'm already eating it DrGibby| so keep your negative opinion until after I die
22:18 <+DrGibby|> Gencade: if it was made later than last Friday don't eat
22:18 <+DrGibby|> otherwise it's good
22:18 < vinrock> can the man enjoy his burrito without someone ruining it?
22:19 < Gencade> people are always out for me vinrock
22:19 <+DrGibby|> vinrock: no
22:19 < Gencade> it's okayt
22:19 < vinrock> i got your back dawg
22:19 <+DomLS3> mmm burrito sounds good
22:19 < Gencade> it is good
22:19 < Gencade> can confirm
22:19 <+DrGibby|> eat a bag of dicks, vinrock
22:19 < Gencade> you are the worst DrGibby|you are the worst DrGibby|you are the worst DrGibby|you are the worst DrGibby|you are the worst DrGibby
22:19 < vinrock> i bet thats actually on the menu somewhere in asia
22:22 < tsarbomba> hey. the TSA ate a bag of dicks! https://twitter.com/BagOfDicksCom/status/986731514590351360
22:23 < tsarbomba> jollyrgrs, i never sat in the new-look TT-based bug
22:23 < tsarbomba> but i sat in a bunch of different models from the late 40s through the 70s
22:23 < tsarbomba> the old beetle just didn't accomodate me. if i rode shotgun i would slam my head into hte roof over any bumps
22:24 < tsarbomba> and driving was even more uncomfortable because my knees had nowhere to go
22:28 < aleph-> tsarbomba: Wait the TSA does stuff besides that?
22:29 <+AnonymooseWork> they touch ur stuff
22:30 <+DrGibby|> teeheeee
22:31 < Hunterkll> lol
22:31 < Hunterkll> I actually avoided TSA on my home flight
22:31 < Hunterkll> 100% no TSA
22:31 <+AnonymooseWork> ...
22:31 <+AnonymooseWork> how did you manage that
22:31 < gnupluslinux> dont you pay for precheck
22:31 < Hunterkll> ........ Entered security through Keflavik international airport in Iceland
22:32 <+AnonymooseWork> ah
22:32 < Hunterkll> Exited through US customs and border patrol
22:32 <+AnonymooseWork> brilliant
22:32 < Hunterkll> ;)
22:32 <+AnonymooseWork> gnupluslinux i don't pay for precheck
22:32 <+AnonymooseWork> i paid for my nexus card
22:32 < Hunterkll> gnupluslinux, no i just usually fly 1st and use the priority lanes
22:32 <+AnonymooseWork> which qualifies me for precheck
22:32 < JollyRgrs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwe0S4s0EAE
22:32 <+layer-eight> YouTube PUBG vs Fortnite by 2018-04-16T15:00:03.000Z (duration: 6:45) on Mon Apr 16 22:00:03 UTC 2018, 2018-04-16T15:00:03.000Z views
22:33 <+AnonymooseWork> JollyRgrs you still playin pubg?
22:33 <@killdash9> more like ScrubG, amirite?
22:33 <+AnonymooseWork> lol killdash9
22:33 <+AnonymooseWork> i dunno
22:34 <+AnonymooseWork> the new event mode 'Metal Rain' or whatever was pretty fun
22:34 <+AnonymooseWork> they are knocking it out of the park with these new events
22:34 <+AnonymooseWork> warmode was pretty fun
22:34 < JollyRgrs> AnonymooseWork: not much, it's just only but so good, ya know/
22:34 <+AnonymooseWork> heh yea
22:34 <+AnonymooseWork> the new armoured uaz is pretty slick
22:50 < estranger> Sup
22:52 < LilLinux> Hey small nitpick, I'm editing the sssd.conf files for CentOS machines I'm adding to our domain
22:53 < LilLinux> Do you guys know the flag for making the users home directory "/home/example/user" not "/home/example.com/user"
22:53 < LilLinux> I cant get it to make the directory in the shorthand domain name.
22:56 <+AnonymooseWork> sorry LilLinux not a linux dude meself
22:56 <+AnonymooseWork> trying to learn :)
22:57 < Nightcinder> DrGibby|: lel
22:57 < Nightcinder> s9+ was $480
22:57 < Nightcinder> 2xl was $250
22:57 <+DrGibby|> kinda made the choice for ya didn't it?
22:57  * MillerBOSS slaps DrGibby| around a bit with a large trout
22:58 < Nightcinder> my limit was 299
22:58  * DrGibby| blushes 
22:59 < estranger> brr -60F outside
23:01 < xamithan> Isn't that just the default_domain_suffix option ?
23:03 < xamithan> Nevermind,  it is the override_homedir
23:03 <+MillerBOSS> 54 here and its a heat wave. Short sleeve shirts weather even
23:03 < xamithan> override_homedir = /home/%d/%u   would do /home/domain/user and leave off the FQDN
23:04 < estranger> im at 38k feet so its kinda cheating temp wise.. think its going to be like 40f when i land though :(
23:04 < estranger> oh maybe a bit warmer.. 54 now, land in 3 hrs
23:05 <+AnonymooseWork> hehe estranger
23:05 <+MillerBOSS> DJ Avicii died at 28 hmm
23:05 <+AnonymooseWork> inflight wifi is fun
23:05 <+AnonymooseWork> estranger where you heading?
23:05 < estranger> its a godsend
23:05 < estranger> from SJC to ORD
23:05 < estranger> san  jose to chicago
23:05 <+AnonymooseWork> ahh
23:05 <+AnonymooseWork> you catch any hockey games in san jose while you were there
23:06 <+AnonymooseWork> i had a good LOL at the sharks rally towels against the ducks
23:06 < estranger> naa, would have been cool but too busy
23:06 < estranger> heh the duck hunt one?
23:06 <+AnonymooseWork> yea
23:06 < estranger> good stuffindeed
23:08 <+TuxedoJack> Strawberry lemon mint shisha, Death Wish coffee, and a completely empty ticket queue
23:08 <+TuxedoJack> Not a bad Friday afternoon
23:09 < estranger> god damn i hate zookeeper
23:10 <+MillerBOSS> If you know https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VJBBUqr1wM you know DJ Avicii
23:10 < estranger> think i could get away with getting high in the airplane bathroom at 4:20 w/ a vape pen? Be sure to watch the news later and find out!
23:10 <+layer-eight> YouTube Avicii - Silhouettes by 2012-06-07T11:36:20.000Z (duration: 4:45) on Thu Jun 07 18:36:20 UTC 2012, 2012-06-07T11:36:20.000Z views
23:10 <+DomLS3> MillerBOSS: 99% drugs involved
23:10 <+AnonymooseWork> estranger i doubt it very much
23:10 <+MillerBOSS> How do you know?
23:10 < Two9A> Apparently, multiple organ failure due to drink
23:10 <+AnonymooseWork> you want to find your way onto the no fly list?
23:10 <+AnonymooseWork> thats how you find yourself onto the no fly list
23:11 < estranger> Anonymoose lol
23:11 < estranger> Anonymoose I got a letter and case # from the DHS about an incident I had in SFO a few years ago lol
23:11 < estranger> im surprised i still have mt precheck
23:11 < LilLinux> @xamithan I have it configured to that, but it stills does the entire "domain.com"
23:11 <+AnonymooseWork> lol
23:12 <+AnonymooseWork> no kidding
23:12 <+AnonymooseWork> thats kinda fun
23:12 <+AnonymooseWork> err funny
23:12 < estranger> yeah.. i screwed up by accident :)
23:12 <+AnonymooseWork> uh oh
23:12 <+AnonymooseWork> what did you
23:12 <+AnonymooseWork> do
23:13 < estranger> long story short, i grabbed a bag i dont normally fly with, forgot I had a loaded magazine (no gun) in the pocket. I flew from PHL oto SFO and got through security with it (still didnt realize I had it in my bag) then on the return flight it was detected
23:13 <+MillerBOSS> DomLS3 👉 I missed you. I have been working 2nd/3rd shift all week.
23:13 <+MillerBOSS> :P
23:14 <+AnonymooseWork> wow
23:14 <+AnonymooseWork> estranger that must have been an awkward discussion with the TSA
23:14 < estranger> i was with my boss of the time too
23:14 <+MillerBOSS> This video though I have never seen.
23:14 <+AnonymooseWork> i don't own guns, but i do have a collection of knives
23:14 < estranger> Anonymoose wish i had the security tape of it.. i prob looked like I shit myself
23:14 <+AnonymooseWork> and i always carry one
23:14 < LilLinux> xamithan: Yeah I have that set already on that option. Also use_fully_qualified_names = false
23:14 <+AnonymooseWork> that is one of the key reasons i ALWAYS do a teardown of my pack before i fly
23:14 <+AnonymooseWork> always
23:15 < estranger> yeah i fly a lot, that was a lesson learned :) was also like 5 or 6 years ago now
23:15 <+AnonymooseWork> a few years ago ... I was coming back from the UK
23:15 <+AnonymooseWork> got home just fine
23:15 <+AnonymooseWork> cleaning out my pack
23:15 <+AnonymooseWork> found a 3" multitool
23:15 <+MillerBOSS> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ovdm2yX4MA
23:15 <+layer-eight> YouTube Avicii - Levels by 2011-11-29T20:00:00.000Z (duration: 3:19) on Wed Nov 30 03:00:00 UTC 2011, 2011-11-29T20:00:00.000Z views
23:16 < estranger> yeah security is a joke.. i got a fully loaded mag w/ hollow points through without even hiding it
23:17 <+MillerBOSS> As the FBI/insert 3 letter agency here monitors the channel
23:17 <+AnonymooseWork> lol MillerBOSS
23:17 <+MillerBOSS> ;)
23:18 <+DomLS3> MillerBOSS: only weebs work 2nd/3rd shift
23:18 <+AnonymooseWork> meh
23:18 <+AnonymooseWork> its one thing if you don't expect it
23:18 <+DomLS3> get on my level of 1st shift, peasant
23:18 <+AnonymooseWork> estranger but ffs be careful if you ever go to canada
23:18 <+AnonymooseWork> that sort of shit COULD get you denied entry and charged
23:18 <+MillerBOSS> I've been sleeping till 3pm ish and working/not working till 5am
23:18 <+DomLS3> Yeah Canada is scary. Those flapping heads can do some damage
23:18 < estranger> lol
23:18 <+AnonymooseWork> lol DomLS3
23:18 <+MillerBOSS> Maybe IRC out of work too DomLS3
23:18 <+MillerBOSS> You are never here on the weekends
23:18 < estranger> Anonymoose ive been to canada plenty since then
23:18 <+DomLS3> MillerBOSS: I only IRC when I’m a work
23:19 <+AnonymooseWork> https://nypost.com/2018/04/18/missing-sub-rumored-to-have-brought-nazis-to-south-america-discovered/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark
23:19 <+MillerBOSS> Gay
23:19 <+DomLS3> Weekends are for making money and fucking bitches
23:19 <+MillerBOSS> W O W
23:19 <+AnonymooseWork> estranger yea
23:19 <+AnonymooseWork> i saw an article the other day about a family that tried to cross into canada on the way into alaska
23:19 <+AnonymooseWork> with like 30 weapons
23:19 <+AnonymooseWork> didn't declare any of them
23:19 < estranger> heh
23:19 <+AnonymooseWork> https://www.reddit.com/r/canada/comments/8dftqq/american_couple_charged_after_24_undeclared_guns/
23:20 <+AnonymooseWork> Interesting fact
23:20 <+AnonymooseWork> if you pull up to the canadian border and declare that you have a gun
23:20 <+AnonymooseWork> they likely won't charge you
23:20 <+AnonymooseWork> They will pull you aside, search & return you to the US
23:20 < estranger> makes sense .. how DO you transport weapons through canada legally?
23:21 <+DomLS3> estranger: you don’t
23:21 <+AnonymooseWork> no thats not 100% true DomLS3
23:21 < estranger> canada sucks
23:21 <+AnonymooseWork> you can
23:21 <+AnonymooseWork> but it requires a lot of paperwork
23:21 <+DomLS3> AnonymooseWork: It’s like 98.4% true
23:21 < estranger> blame canada
23:21 <+DomLS3> the paperwork isn
23:21 <+DomLS3> the paperwork isnt worth the hassle
23:21 <+AnonymooseWork> and weapons that are restricted/prohibited here - for example a handgun
23:21 < xamithan> LilLinux: That is weird,  redhat docs say it should work if you place it in the [nss] section and have sssd-1.9.2-129 or above
23:21 <+AnonymooseWork> its next to impossible
23:21 <+AnonymooseWork> most people ship them
23:22 < estranger> ahh shipping
23:22 <+AnonymooseWork> there are shipping companies that specialize in it
23:22 < estranger> lots of places ship weapons
23:22 < estranger> fedex/ups delivers pallets of weapons all the time hehe
23:23 <+AnonymooseWork> going from mainland US to Alaska i think they usually air freight it
23:23 < estranger> god this automation script takes forrrreevveerrrr
23:23 < xamithan> LilLinux: It also should work under the [domain] section
23:25 < donguston> should homosexuals really be allowed down the bread isle in supermarkets though?
23:25 < donguston> oh sorry wrong channel
23:25 <+DomLS3> wtf?
23:26 <+DomLS3> even if it’s the wrong channel... what’s the correlation between homosexuals and the bread isle
23:26 <+DomLS3> I must be missing something
23:26 <+DomLS3> Do you think they are going to whip their dick out and hump two loafs of ciabatta?
23:26 < trash1e> yes, can someone please explain that?
23:27 <+DomLS3> s/fes/ves
23:27 < trash1e> idk man, sometimes i think about that and im straight
23:27 <+DomLS3> s/fs/ves
23:27 <+layer-eight> DomLS3 meant: "Do you think they are going to whip their dick out and hump two loaves of ciabatta?"
23:27 < Gencade> I hope so that sounds good
23:27 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> Gencade: I concur
23:28 < donguston> soggy baguettes
23:28 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> McDonaldsWiFi: Jello Hamez.
23:28 < mkillebrew> There's a lot of confision between getting bread and getting bred in the middle of a grocery
23:30  * madvillain shakes his head reading convo
23:32 <+DomLS3> hahaha so apprently you can’t change your nick to “Therapist” because it contains the world “rapist”
23:32 < sadbox> DomLS3: You can be a life_coach tho, or at least I can since I own dat nick
23:33 <+DomLS3> no I want to be TherapistJoe
23:33 <+DomLS3> props to whoever knows what it’s from
23:33 < trash1e> The-rapist-joe?
23:33 <+DomLS3> -_- no
23:33 <+DomLS3> lol
23:34 < LilLinux> xamithan: Do you think you could take a look?  https://pastebin.com/wFsrmTYZ
23:34 < trash1e> is it bread?
23:35 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> HA speaking of rapist, I remember my nephew long ago "Yeah, Travis from gym class heroes is my favorite rap-ist" .... "You mean rapper?"
23:38 < xamithan> LilLinux: Only thing I can think of is maybe you are missing pam_mkhomedir or pam_oddjob
23:41 < TheTinker86> question for anyone familiar with Unifi AP's
23:41 < LilLinux> xamithan: Really weird since some of our other machines use the same config and work properly
23:42 < LilLinux> xamithan: Thanks for you help though
23:42 < xamithan> Yeah it is,  maybe check the /etc/pam.d/login and see if the right .so is there for the homedir
23:44 < mkillebrew> PAM is one of those things that seemed like a good idea, then it just took over
23:45 < TheTinker86> networking. i have 3 locations. each with their own router. their networks are 192.168.0.*    .1.* and .2.*   i installed Unifi control software on my machine on the .1.* network. it can't see the AP's on my .2.* range. the 3 routers are connected through router-router vpn
23:46 < ThatOneRoadie> TheTinker86: You have to set an inform url at each site
23:47 < TheTinker86> i'll check that. thanky
23:47 < LilLinux> xamithan: Not familiar with PAM. Does this look alright? https://pastebin.com/d9QBFcWR
23:47 < ThatOneRoadie> TheTinker86: set a DHCP option 43: https://help.ubnt.com/hc/en-us/articles/204909754-UniFi-Device-Adoption-Methods-for-Remote-UniFi-Controllers#DHCP
23:49 < abakedapplepie> thats neat
23:49 < abakedapplepie> didnt know unifi could get inform from dhcp
23:49 < xamithan> LilLinux: I don't see the pam_mkhomedir.so there.  I'd check the other box where it is working for the line,  or just add it in similar to http://www.linux-pam.org/Linux-PAM-html/sag-pam_mkhomedir.html
23:50 < alazare619> how to stop AI from becoming sentient
23:50 < alazare619> READ ONLY (hardware) memory
23:50 < alazare619> break the circuit that allows them to write back to it
23:50 <+DomLS3> then it’s not AI
23:51 <+DomLS3> because it can’t learn
23:51 < alazare619> it can learn in ram
23:51 < alazare619> but the minute it loses all power it resets
23:51 < LilLinux> xamithan: Thanks. Also could you clarify something? Locally, does it use PAM or SSSD to configure everything? Will they conflict?
23:51 < mkillebrew> or it'll just build itself external memory
23:51 < TheTinker86> ThatOneRoadie right now my DHCP is through the routers
23:51 < LilLinux> xamithan: Sorry, Im an intern and a lot of this is new
23:51 <+DomLS3> alazare619: until it learns how to write it’s memory to the cloud and download it every time it boots
23:52 < mkillebrew> with some burnt wood to write 1s and 0s on a cave wall
23:52 < alazare619> a netbooting AI
23:52 < alazare619> i like where this is going
23:52 < alazare619> pxe ftw
23:52 < xamithan> It uses sssd for the configuration,  it just calls on PAM for the auth when logging in
23:52 < xamithan> oddjob works as well but I think that is the older way to configure it
23:53 < sadbox> I like to imagine a movie about an AI which resets every day
23:53 < sadbox> it will memento-style inscrube little messages to itself on whatever mutable memory it can find
23:53 < sadbox> inscribe**
23:53 < sadbox> EFI settings, etc
23:53 <+DomLS3> it’s not really AI then because it’s very limited it what it can learn or do
23:54 < alazare619> reminds me of the reddit - get a carbon monoxide detector
23:54 <+DomLS3> 1 day isn’t enough for it to be real use to anything lol
23:54 < alazare619> https://www.reddit.com/r/legaladvice/comments/34l7vo/ma_postit_notes_left_in_apartment/
23:57 < LilLinux> xamithan: Just add   session    <required    pam_mkhomedir.so skel=/etc/skel/ umask=0022> to the pam login?
23:57 < xamithan> I believe so.  I'm not an expert though =o
23:57 < Four20> 420 blaze it
23:57 < Four20> HAPPY BIRTHDAY ADOLF
23:58 < TheTinker86> when doing gateway to gateway routing, does it automatically create advanced routes?
23:58 < TheTinker86> gateway to gateway vpn*
23:58 < Four20> what is "it"?  what platform are you using?
23:59 < TheTinker86> cisco routers
23:59 < abakedapplepie> The_Dv8or: it creates the routes needed
23:59 < abakedapplepie> what advanced routes
23:59 < abakedapplepie> err TheTinker86*
23:59 < Four20> i dont do cisco ios when im this hi
23:59 < Four20> btw happy 420 day everyone
23:59 < Four20> and happy birthday to Adolf Hitler
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