--- Log opened Fri Apr 27 00:00:59 2018 00:17 < Sousapro> I just realized that I have free charging at work and my apartment complex 00:17 < Sousapro> And it's a 7 mile commute 00:17 < Sousapro> Why do I not have a leaf? 00:17 < masCoffee> Because you want a bigger car? 00:18 < xe0n> morning 00:19 < xtensive> you need a tesla Sousapro 00:19 < ihre> s/tesla/golf cart 00:19 <+layer-eight> xtensive meant: "you need a golf cart Sousapro" 00:19 < Sousapro> masCoffee: I have an outback that sits at home and a harley 00:20 <+CheckYourSix> Outback+++ 00:20 < Sousapro> xtensive: do those come for under 10k? 00:20 < xtensive> commmuting on a golf cart would be pretty awesome TBH 00:20 < Sousapro> xtensive: I'm headed to my road king right now 00:20 < Sousapro> That's a fun commute 00:20 < Sousapro> But I'd like more of a choice 00:21 < Sousapro> I'm married and wife has a large scooter and takes the outback sometimes 00:21 < Sousapro> So a sub 10k commuter car would fit the bill 00:21 < Sousapro> At least once I pay off a vehicle lol 00:22 < xtensive> I just got a boosted board but I haven't commuted with it yet 00:22 < xtensive> we have pretty good bike path system here 00:22 < Sousapro> Nice 00:22 < xtensive> what about an older Honda or Acura Sousapro ? 00:22 < Spr1ng> Where? 00:22 < xtensive> Integra, etc 00:23 < Sousapro> Nah 00:23 < Sousapro> I'll just ride the Harley then 00:23 < xtensive> Spr1ng, me? 00:23 < Spr1ng> ya 00:23 < xtensive> In in Colorado 00:23 < Sousapro> If I'm not saving gas and doing something with electric, I love my bike 00:23 < xtensive> very bike frienly town which also means skateboard, etc too 00:24 < Spr1ng> kewl 00:24 < xtensive> oooh what about s Zero Sousapro ? 00:24 < Sousapro> xtensive: I sat on one 00:24 < xtensive> The Harley one looked sweet too but I'm not sure if they're actually going to sell it or not 00:25 < Sousapro> I'm 6 8 00:25 < Sousapro> The probably will as capacity increases 00:25 < xtensive> smartcar it is! 00:25 < Sousapro> Nope, 2014 leaf for under 10k or nvm 00:26 < xtensive> I didn't realize they were that cheap 00:26 < Sousapro> Yup 00:26 < Sousapro> That's why we're having this discussion 00:26 < xtensive> damn, 2012 leaf for 9k on CL 00:27 < ihre> but my god they are ugly :p 00:27 < Sousapro> Suburb commuters panic because can't get 80 miles a day out of it after a couple years 00:27 < Sousapro> Have to sell it cheap 00:27 < Sousapro> ihre: the road king and new outback make up for that 00:27 < Sousapro> Also they accelerate quick from a stop 00:28 < xtensive> I would have total anxiety in a fully electric car, just because you know you can't just stop almost anywhere and fill up 00:28 < Sousapro> This would be my third vehicle 00:28 < Sousapro> I'm not worried :) 00:28 < Sousapro> Your fears drive down to used cost of the leafs 00:28 < xtensive> lol 00:28 < Sousapro> Plz get more scared and scare soccer mom's more 00:29 < Sousapro> Sorry about grammar, standing next to the bike now 00:29 < Sousapro> Apparently Android keyboard makes done interesting choices lol 00:29 < Hatsjoe> o/ 00:30 < Sousapro> s/done/some 00:30 <+layer-eight> Sousapro meant: "Apparently Android keyboard makes some interesting choices lol" 00:31 < mal_will> you're in Co xtensive ? 00:32 < xtensive> ya mal_will 00:32 < mal_will> denver? 00:32 < xtensive> Fort Collins 00:32 < mal_will> aww, man, p far 00:33 < mal_will> Gonna do B-Sides? 00:34 < xtensive> ? 00:34 < mal_will> https://www.bsidesden.org/ 00:35 < xtensive> hrm I had not heard about that! 00:35 < xtensive> lol lockpick village 00:36 <+MillerBOSS> I heard there could be something to that rumor tsarbomba 00:37 < xtensive> this could staisfy my "career development" stupid thing I gotta do each year 00:38 < mal_will> Yee xtensive 00:38 < mkillebrew> b-sides is for jerks no cool enough for blackhat 00:38 < mal_will> I've not gone to one yet but I've heard they're great 00:38 < mal_will> psshhh, I'm also going to blackhat :P 00:38 < xtensive> That's in August right? 00:39 < xtensive> We have a huge festival I have to be here for if I remember the dates correctly 00:39 < mal_will> Yep, august 00:40 < ihre> isnt blackhat like 2k for a ticket? 00:40 <+MillerBOSS> s/blackhat/riding yourmom 00:40 <+layer-eight> ihre meant: "isnt riding yourmom like 2k for a ticket?" 00:41 < mal_will> hotel and airfare aren't cheap neither 00:41 < mkillebrew> company pays for it all anyway 00:41 < mal_will> actually though, I may just be doing defcon 00:41 < mal_will> I don't think I'll do both 00:41 < mkillebrew> you're talking bsides austin, right? 00:43 < mal_will> They have them everywhere I think 00:43 < mal_will> I'm having trouble signing up for Denver events on the site 00:44 < mkillebrew> I know there's Austin and Las Vegas because our idiot security guy at the last place tried to drag me to them 00:47 < Spr1ng> UPS are so fucking useless. My package is marked 'signature required', I'm at home at my condo right now, I see the UPS truck pull up, guy gets out with my package, walks into the lobby and just leaves it....doesn't ever BOTHER to call me. 00:48 < Stoob> where i live i prefer it that way 00:48 <+CheckYourSix> They always want signatures when I'm not around. So annoying 00:48 < Stoob> fedex had a package where "signature is required" - not adult signature or anything, just general sig req. so I went on their fedex delivery manager or whatever the hell they call it, online, sign all my rights away whatever just leave my goddamn package 00:49 < Stoob> of course they don't deliver, say "oh nobody was home to sign for it" and take it to their fedex store 00:49 < mkillebrew> At least it's not USPS, you can't sue them for being shit at their jobs. 00:49 < xamithan> I got two drivers that do my route, the regular guy is amazing. The 2nd guy just puts "not at home - no access" or whatever on every single package and leaves it the next day for the regular guy 00:49 < Stoob> like look dude I paid for shipping to my house. I didn't fuckin pay for shipping to a place in the city near my house 00:49 <+CheckYourSix> What REALLY pisses me off is when they say nobody was home, but they never even showed up. Just too lazy to deliver or too stupid to find my address 00:50 < mkillebrew> USPS has dropped off signature required packages of gold off in my neighborhood cluster mailbox. 00:50 < mkillebrew> twicenow 00:50 < xamithan> No amount of bitching will get that guy fired either, they got some kind of union 00:50 < Stoob> for the record you can sue all you want 00:51 < xamithan> You can sue if you want to waste time and money 00:51 < Stoob> its just that you'll be suing USA and you probably won't win, but frankly you have as much a chance of that as winning a suit against fedex or ups etc 00:51 < ch1pp0> hiya, anyone know of the best wayt to securely erase files on os x? 00:52 < ch1pp0> since I understand that tools like shred and srm don't really work on journaled filesystems 00:53 < xamithan> Why wouldn't they, journaled filesystems have been a round a loong time 00:55 < xamithan> shared doesn't work but srm should be fine 00:55 < xamithan> *shred 00:55 < mkillebrew> because of the way journaled filesystems work 00:55 < mkillebrew> and it also depends what exactly Is journaled 00:55 < mkillebrew> further, just rm it, and use disk encryption 00:56 < mkillebrew> if you're SSD as well, there's a good chance bits of it will remain regardless of and disk scrubbing 00:56 < xamithan> hdparm'ing everything is the only way then? 00:57 < mkillebrew> if it's SSD, reduce it to carbon and heat 00:57 < DrGibby|> thats why you get out your trusty sponge and soap and give that drive some good old fashioned elbow grease 00:57 < DrGibby|> get all of those bits off of there 00:59 <+MillerBOSS> Oh a hammer usually gets it done much better. Also use DNS 00:59 < mkillebrew> From whom are you trying to conceal your data? 00:59 < ch1pp0> well the problem is I can't destroy the hardware, but yeah I'll probably just factory reset the machine 00:59 < ch1pp0> should be fine 01:00 <+MillerBOSS> DBAN 01:01 < xamithan> DBAN sucks hardcore 01:01 < xamithan> at least HDparm it to erase 01:02 < xamithan> https://ata.wiki.kernel.org/index.php/ATA_Secure_Erase 01:02 <+MillerBOSS> Thats false journalism. ZOMG 01:02 < xamithan> fake newssss 01:03 <+MillerBOSS> Totally. You need be corrected right this instant xamithan 01:03 < xamithan> gib me links 01:03 <+MillerBOSS> You can't handle the links 01:04 < xamithan> I'ma dd if=/dev/MillerBOSS of=/dev/feldaio 01:04 <+MillerBOSS> OK 01:04 <+MillerBOSS> Ready 01:04 <+MillerBOSS> Set 01:04 <+MillerBOSS> GO! 01:04 * xamithan swaps MillerBOSS's OS with TempleOS 01:05 <+MillerBOSS> weeeee 01:05 <+MillerBOSS> Again again 01:05 < DrGibby|> just download all of the music felda has on his website and fill the drive with it 01:05 < DrGibby|> secure erase 01:06 < rpifan> hello 01:06 < Spr1ng> Beer time wooooooo! 01:06 <+MillerBOSS> Goodbye 01:06 < xamithan> How you like this desktop? https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/50/TempleOS_4.05_session.png 01:06 < rpifan> stupid work is doing a corporate fun run 01:06 <+MillerBOSS> Thats pretty near xamithan 01:06 < xamithan> Just like your old commodore 01:06 < rpifan> the miami marathon thing 01:06 <+MillerBOSS> Install now but with extra DNS 01:07 < rpifan> so 01:07 < xamithan> I'm just amazed people use that still. They even got a discord client for it 01:07 < rpifan> ive written a python script for work 01:07 < rpifan> but its really shitty 01:07 < rpifan> would anyone be willing to look at it and tell me how to clean it up 01:07 < xe0n> sup 01:07 < rpifan> hi 01:07 < DrGibby|> for $1000 I will 01:07 < xamithan> I'll do it for money 01:07 < rpifan> its like 30 lines 01:07 < DrGibby|> oh, then $2000 01:07 < Sousapro> DrGibby| will put dongers all over it 01:08 < Sousapro> Don't do it man 01:08 <+MillerBOSS> $33 a line 01:08 < DrGibby|> D: 01:08 < rpifan> u can get cocaine for cheap 01:08 < Sousapro> You'll end up with hello donger 01:08 < rpifan> vheper 01:08 < DrGibby|> a giant dickbutt 01:08 < Sousapro> Jesus I bought a UAG monarch case 01:08 < Sousapro> I may have to return it 01:08 < rpifan> i can chekc code u know 01:08 < Sousapro> No cash is worth 60 01:09 <+MillerBOSS> DNS 01:09 < ihre> MillerBOSS: dns? on templeos? you crazy, jesus didnt plan for templeos to even have networking 01:09 < rpifan> id look at ur code for free if i knew how 01:09 < DrGibby|> why are we not recommending Hannah Montana Linux more? 01:10 < ihre> because suicide linux is way more interesting 01:10 < DrGibby|> I thought they were the same thing? 01:10 < xamithan> Yeah I got no idea ihre : https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/6gpuzt/crocodile_discord_client_for_templeos/ 01:10 <+MillerBOSS> But can you add DNS to it DrGibby| ? 01:10 < DrGibby|> MillerBOSS: You can! 01:11 <+MillerBOSS> YES! 01:11 < DrGibby|> make sure its 75.75.75.75 01:11 < xamithan> The dude who wrote the discord client also wrote networking for TempleOS. According to that thread he uses it as his main OS 01:11 <@JollyRgrs> that explains a LOT about discord 01:11 < ihre> xamithan: made by judas, to compromise what jesus had intended 01:12 < DrGibby|> discord is a shit platform 01:12 < ihre> what a fucking snake 01:12 < ihre> true trojan 01:12 <@cryptic1> lol 01:12 < DrGibby|> cryptic1: get back to work 01:12 < ihre> DrGibby|: i saw a piece of software today that proudly noted 'support on discord' on their site 01:13 < ihre> thanks but no thanks i'll find an alternative for your shit :P 01:13 < DrGibby|> ew 01:13 <@cryptic1> D: 01:13 < DrGibby|> cryptic1: turn that frown upside down 01:13 <@cryptic1> :D 01:13 < DrGibby|> :D 01:13 <@cryptic1> alllllllmost friday 01:13 < DrGibby|> indeeeeeeeeed 01:13 < DrGibby|> i gotta find something for dinner 01:14 < DrGibby|> and celebrate with a beer 01:21 < xe0n> friday here :) 01:22 < ihre> .yt tiroler freitag 01:22 <+layer-eight> YouTube Het is weer Tiroler Freitag!! - https://youtu.be/EBZn7FbQjP0 01:22 < rhqq> ihre: insomnia again? :P 01:23 < ihre> nah, its the bday of our kings so friday is an official day off 01:23 < ihre> the only plus to having a monarchy 01:23 < rhqq> oh 01:23 < rhqq> well, you can also stare at kings jewels... 01:23 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> ihre: Does it change with new coming kings? 01:24 < ihre> yup, used to be on the 30th of april with the previous monarch 01:25 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> ihre: Nice. 01:25 < ihre> if you ever want to visit the netherlands, around kingsday is a nice time to check it out :P 01:26 < ihre> maybe not directly in amsterdam though, insane influx of people, but each 'major' city has festivals and stuff going on 01:26 < ihre> ... its 160x350km anyways, so not very hard to get around if you have a car 01:27 < ihre> public transport is a hell today :p 01:28 < ihre> and liberation day is shortly after, another public holiday with a lot of parties everywhere 01:28 < ihre> 5th of may 01:28 <+MillerBOSS> I did not leak 01:28 < czarbomba> public transportation? liberation day? what kind of socialist commie nonsense is this? 01:28 < ihre> "~shit@cyber.cyber.cyber.cyber.cyber.cyber.cyber.millerboss.com" how did you not leak? 01:28 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> ihre: Ahhh yes ... the 5th of May ... we have such a holiday here. We call it ... El Cinco De Mayo. 01:29 <+MillerBOSS> I gave it to DrGibby|. Look at him "~ihre@unaffiliated/ihre" 01:29 < czarbomba> hmm cable news is bleeping the word "bitch" now 01:29 < czarbomba> we've come so far since the "shithole countries" coverage 01:29 < ihre> czarbomba: we've covertly been assimilated by Mother russia after the war 01:29 < ihre> its all propaganda 01:29 < czarbomba> there was a war? 01:30 < ihre> no, that was part of the propaganda 01:30 < czarbomba> ohhhhh 01:30 < czarbomba> so we've ALWAYS been at war with eastasia 01:31 < enix> So went to the job interview and it was actually half decent 01:32 < ihre> kernel programmer in c? 01:32 < misspwn> nice! that's always somewhat of a relief to hear 01:32 < enix> ihre: Nah just modules 01:32 < misspwn> technology modules? 01:32 < enix> kernel modules 01:32 < misspwn> salted or unsalted? 01:32 < enix> nah it's a joke about me playing with C the other night 01:32 < enix> lol! 01:32 < ihre> hashed! 01:33 < enix> Their head of IT is much nicer than the manager I spoke to last time, this is working direct for head of it so I wouldn't have to deal with the hardass from my last interview 01:33 < misspwn> i had a woman on the phone who wanted me to escalate something because she felt she knew more about Excel than i did. this was after i picked up the phone and she said "oh i thought i was going to be transferred to an engineer not another receptionist" 01:33 < enix> And they were pretty accomodating with everything. Things like wanting to WFH because my house gets flooded? Yeah sure. Things like that. Decent af 01:34 < misspwn> that's awesome 01:34 <@JollyRgrs> misspwn: b/c you were female? 01:34 < enix> So; fingers crossed. 01:34 < enix> JollyRgrs: valid question 01:34 < misspwn> JollyRgrs, yeah exactly because of that and i kept my cool and said internally "yeah they are letting me play engineer today!" 01:34 < enix> If I called IT and got a feamle I would ask for support 01:34 <@JollyRgrs> but it was a female who made the remark... wow 01:35 < ihre> enix: i attended a conf ~2wks ago where some guy from netflix spoke about optimizing their platform for 100Gbps, and they specifically moved to freebsd because that was the only platform they could find kernel programmers for, they had to write a lot of shit for bsd to get to that point, was pretty interesting 01:35 < enix> misspwn: I'm clearly joking btw 01:35 < enix> misspwn: also; your names not laura is it? 01:35 < misspwn> i'm still rather new so they aren't used to having a female engineer over there which i totally get. she didn't have to be a bitch about it though 01:35 < ihre> but gl enix, hope it'll turn into a job :3 01:35 < misspwn> i'm not a laura or a karen :D 01:35 <@JollyRgrs> next request for engineer, give her number for CSX 01:35 < ihre> a stacy?! 01:36 < enix> ihre: that is actually pretty interesting because you'd think redhat or centos would have the majority 01:36 <@JollyRgrs> .yt office space just a moment 01:36 < misspwn> sure i'll be stacy, that sounds somewhat exotic 01:36 <+layer-eight> YouTube Office Space - Just a moment - https://youtu.be/4s5yHUpumkY 01:36 < ihre> enix: mostly the googles and fb 01:36 <@JollyRgrs> ooh, i like exotic 01:36 < enix> misspwn: As long as you're names not Laura we're all good. 01:36 <@JollyRgrs> sounds.... exotic 01:36 < misspwn> fuckin laura man 01:36 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> misspwn: You missed your opportunity. Should have been like "Oh! Sure! Yeah, I'll transfere you now! .... Oh Hi! It's me! misspwn, the recently hired real engineer and not a receptionist! How can I help?" 01:36 < misspwn> hahahhaha 01:36 < enix> misspwn: Long story, don't ask, I just dont want to say something here one day and you be the person I'm talking about 01:37 < misspwn> well it'll come up again i'm sure of it. that was the first one who was kinda rude about it. usually they say "oh good for you" after i tell them i'm an engineer 01:37 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> oooofph. 01:37 < misspwn> hard to tell if it's genuine or not kinda condescending but it's to be expected 01:37 < enix> Oh also as I came into the office I tried to sneak straight into the bathroom to get changed out of my interview clothes and into my work clothes so noone would notice. If I wear anything formal here people get sus 01:38 < misspwn> bitches just jealous i get my own bathroom 01:38 < xe0n> loll 01:38 < enix> Turns out someone from work saw me on the street and she asked where I went this morning 01:38 <@JollyRgrs> enix: haha 01:38 <@JollyRgrs> did u lie and say funeral? 01:38 < misspwn> ^^^ 01:38 < enix> I'm like "yeah... nowhere" and just watched her face change as it clicked in her head and she's being super respectful of it thank god 01:38 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> enix: Nice. 01:38 < enix> Fucking lucky 01:39 < misspwn> maybe i wanted to look nice for a change gawd 01:39 < enix> misspwn: yeah... that will never be said by me ever 01:39 <+MillerBOSS> What would you say you do here? 01:39 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> enix: My go to is usually "I had to meet my GF and here dad for brunch and I wanted to make a good impression" 01:39 < enix> misspwn: I wear cuffed jeans because they feel like trackies, so I can sit at work in 'trendy trackies' and be comfy all day 01:39 < enix> SysAdminGoneCraZ: not at 730 in the morning hahaha 01:39 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> enix: Oh damn 01:39 < misspwn> man, why can't they implement tracksuit tuesdays? 01:39 <@JollyRgrs> best part about grilling chicken is when you cut into it with a sharp knife and get that nice long thin cut that comes out beautiful and juicy 01:40 <@JollyRgrs> misspwn: before i worked at a hospital, they had casual fridays 01:40 < enix> WOW gotta love my missus, she just sent me this saying "see weddings can be cheap" 01:40 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> misspwn: That's just asking for truouble. One shows up with a boombox and it'll turn in to Break Dancing rather than Break/Fixing. 01:40 <@JollyRgrs> but some girls be wearin jeans WAY too tight 01:40 < enix> https://www.scoopon.com.au/deal/estate-tuscany-intimate-vineyard-wedding#/ 01:40 < enix> JollyRgrs: try working in magazines 01:40 < precise> LETS GO PENS 01:40 < enix> Some girls be wearing clothes that aren't actually clothes 01:40 < precise> LETS GO PENS 01:41 <@JollyRgrs> enix: lol 01:41 <@JollyRgrs> s/NS/NIS 01:41 <+layer-eight> precise meant: "LETS GO PENIS" 01:41 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> THere it is 01:41 < precise> heh 01:41 < enix> JollyRgrs: this chick rocked up in a white dress and I legit don't think she knew it was see through.. because she might as well have not even bothered with the lingerie 01:42 <@JollyRgrs> and all of a sudden no one was asking to WFH on fridays? 01:42 <+MillerBOSS> precise πŸ‘‰ Do you know DNS? 01:42 <+MillerBOSS> I need help. I know NOTHING about DNS 01:42 < enix> JollyRgrs: all of a sudden noone could stand up from their desks to even go to the pub 01:42 <+MillerBOSS> Or even what D N S means 01:42 <@JollyRgrs> MillerBOSS: what is your question? 01:42 < precise> Damn Nice Sneks 01:42 <@JollyRgrs> enix: haha 01:43 <@JollyRgrs> MillerBOSS: we asked that at our interviews for desktop techs 01:43 <+MillerBOSS> Yeah, how does it go JollyRgrs ? 01:43 <@JollyRgrs> dynamic something security 01:43 <+MillerBOSS> Ha ha 01:43 <@JollyRgrs> we about fell out of our chairs 01:43 < precise> JollyRgrs: If I said Damn Nice Sneks 01:43 < precise> Am I hired? 01:43 <@JollyRgrs> that was by far not the only one he completely made up 01:43 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> lol 01:43 < Jay-Ros> howdy folks 01:43 <@JollyRgrs> precise: closer than the other guy 01:43 < precise> lol 01:43 <@JollyRgrs> he was an ITT tech grad 01:43 < precise> Ressssssssolution 01:43 <+MillerBOSS> Aww poor guy 01:44 <@JollyRgrs> ikr? 01:44 < enix> millerboss: it stands for Do Not Strace and is a registry of computers that are blocked from things like nmap and such 01:44 <@JollyRgrs> NOT!!! 01:44 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> Didn't ITT Tech die? 01:44 <@JollyRgrs> yes' 01:44 <@JollyRgrs> and all debt to them absolved 01:44 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> At least they have THAT going for them 01:44 < xamithan> Are the degrees still useful ? 01:44 <+MillerBOSS> Thanks enix. I will research this 01:44 < enix> MillerBOSS: No worries 01:45 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> xamithan: Nope :( 01:45 < xamithan> Hah, thats what those people get 01:45 < enix> When you dig it's called a Dynamic Inventory Grep, so you can find machines that are listed in the Do Not Strace registry 01:45 < precise> enix: wot 01:45 < misspwn> enix, question for you? have you been doing kernel module technology for long or did you stumble into it? 01:46 < enix> misspwn: I literally created a dice game that will eventually create a memory leak 01:46 < enix> ihre was just being a cheeky bugger 01:46 <+MillerBOSS> But does it leak DNS too enix ? 01:46 <+MillerBOSS> That is the real question. 01:46 < enix> I was chatting here while making it and when I finished I was like "OKAY TIME TO GO APPLY FOR LINUX DEV JOBS BYE TEAM" 01:47 < enix> MillerBOSS: occasionally memory leaks will sometimes leak other memories if they're close together 01:47 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> enix: Man, you keep changing your story. Last time you told it, it was a Pachinko Machine. 01:47 <+MillerBOSS> Perfect! 01:47 < enix> If your Do Not Strace registry is stored in memory next door to your dice game, then yes sometimes it will leak out of the same port 01:47 < enix> To fix you just close the port 01:47 < enix> SysAdminGoneCraZ: A pokie machine is my next attempt 01:48 <+MillerBOSS> Lets hope it doesn't leak to the New York Times 01:48 < xamithan> leak it to fox news 01:48 < misspwn> enix, yeah i guess what i meant was, you've been using linux a long time? i've used linux casually since 98 but my imposter syndrome doesn't allow for me to really feel confident in that 01:49 < misspwn> i can usually google my way out of things 01:49 < enix> misspwn: buy a cheap laptop off ebay, make sure it's got good processing power (you'll need it) and install Gentoo 01:50 < enix> AND BEFORE YOU LOT FUCKING START 01:50 <+MillerBOSS> Buh bye Cosby, eh? 01:50 < enix> Gentoo is fantastic for learning how linux ticks 01:50 < enix> because you ... er... built linux yourself... 01:50 < xamithan> linux from scratch is better 01:50 < misspwn> i used to install gentoo like once a year just to torture myself 01:50 < enix> s/uilt/uild 01:50 <+layer-eight> enix meant: "because you ... er... build linux yourself..." 01:50 < enix> misspwn: then you should be fine with linux? 01:50 < enix> misspwn: Gentoo with LXE or Qemu or something and you'll have mucha fun 01:51 < voidstar> got to meet the head network admin at my college and gave some cards to a faculty member who gets hit up a lot for tech support outside of work but doesnt want to do it 01:51 < voidstar> moooovin on up 01:51 < enix> s/LXE/LXC 01:51 <+layer-eight> enix meant: "misspwn: Gentoo with LXC or Qemu or something and you'll have mucha fun" 01:51 < enix> Fuck im tired 01:51 <+MillerBOSS> Go take a nap 01:51 < ihre> THEN FIRE ZHE MISSLES 01:51 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> enix: Fuuuuck, you just reminded me. I lost a bet so starting July, I have to go full Linux for the summer starting in July. 01:52 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> enix: The good thing is, I think my dude forgot the bet too lol 01:52 <+MillerBOSS> .yt end of the world 01:52 <+layer-eight> YouTube Tomorrow Is The End Of The World (4.18.2018) - https://youtu.be/eNesC3Q097g 01:52 < voidstar> SysAdminGoneCraZ, join the master race 01:52 < misspwn> i feel like it's one of those, if you don't keep using it you lose it kinda thing. i forget the stupidest commands. but more so in an enterprise setting that hangs me up. my cron jobs dont seem to be running and i need to check the jobs tomorrow. we have a couple linux vm's through whm and the tmp folder keeps filling up with garbage files so i wronte a cron job to empty them every sunday and it seemed to be working and isn't now? 01:52 < precise> TFWU PM someone on /r/R4R and then re-read your PM and are like ...fuckn hell.... 01:52 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> voidstar: Mad, that's a hard way to join. lol Switching cold turkey from Windows to Linux is just getting jumped in into a gang or soemthing lol 01:52 < voidstar> I learned that way 01:52 <+MillerBOSS> YouTube algorithm sucks ass. 01:53 < misspwn> they put all the linux stuff on me because no one knows it and i kinda do so i roll with what i can 01:53 < voidstar> wiped my laptop in HS and installed ubu 8.04 01:53 <+MillerBOSS> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCpjgl2baLs 01:53 <+layer-eight> YouTube ┃ Title β†  The End of the World ┃ Duration β†  1:35 ┃ Upload Date β†  Sat Apr 19 10:51:21 UTC 2008 01:53 < precise> voidstar: I'm sure your sysadmin loved ya 01:53 < voidstar> personal laptop 01:53 < precise> Oh 01:53 < precise> lol 01:53 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> voidstar: God damn. I was gaming in HS so I would have hated linux lol 01:53 < voidstar> so was I 01:54 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> D: 01:54 < voidstar> I hosted some game servers on centos 01:54 < precise> SysAdminGoneCraZ: You got a problem with GNU Blocks? 01:54 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> precise: I don't even know what GNU means lol 01:54 < voidstar> stopped a lot of script kiddies from even trying to pwn my system 01:54 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> voidstar: Nice 01:54 < precise> If I may interfect for a moment 01:54 < misspwn> i've ssh'd into irc from putty at work just to see if they would notice or care and they haven't said anything to me yet. i just wish i wasn't so busy hah 01:55 < precise> SysAdminGoneCraZ: What you’re referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. 01:55 < voidstar> I have a vpn to connect to my bouncer 01:55 < precise> SysAdminGoneCraZ: Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX. 01:55 < ihre> misspwn: weechat + glowing-bear.org 01:55 < ihre> or just weechat+relay 01:55 < misspwn> weechat is web? 01:55 < ihre> the latter is a plugin for weechat relay 01:56 < voidstar> weechat is the chinese service? 01:56 < ihre> weechat itself is just a terminal irc client 01:56 < voidstar> ahh 01:56 < precise> irssi ftw 01:56 < misspwn> yea hi use irssi 01:56 < ihre> weechat -> irssi, any day :D 01:56 < voidstar> znc then whatever client I choose for the month tbh 01:56 < precise> ihre: You uncultured swine 01:56 < admiralspark> sup 01:56 < voidstar> sop due 01:56 < ihre> eh dont mind that comment im not looking to start a holy war :D 01:57 < misspwn> does weechat allow you to connect to other servers without having to make it all fancy? vague i know 01:57 < precise> ihre: HOW DARE YOU 01:57 < precise> INVOKE THE GODS 01:57 <+MillerBOSS> Is this you precise https://www.reddit.com/r/r4r/comments/8f4zyv/24_m4f_anywhere_would_you_accept_sharing_your/ >24 [M4F] Anywhere - Would you accept sharing your life with a guy with an autistic spectrum? I bet no, but at least give me a chance to prove you wrong. You won't regret it! 01:57 < precise> AND THEN DARE TO DEPART 01:57 < precise> MillerBOSS: lol no 01:57 < precise> I don't post, only message 01:57 < precise> Low effort ftw 01:57 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> precise: But isn't that a waste of resources? I mean, if I'm understanding this correctly, it's a emulating its core onto itself as a GUI so that nubs like me can have an easier time getting to know that sweet lady? 01:57 < enix> MillerBOSS: Dont worry you'll find someone <3 01:57 <+MillerBOSS> haha 01:57 < admiralspark> hmm 01:58 < precise> SysAdminGoneCraZ: Are you referring to GNU+Linux? 01:58 < enix> misspwn: what's your sitch 01:58 < admiralspark> SysAdminGoneCraZ: I thought it was a cli client? 01:58 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> precise: Yes 01:58 < enix> MillerBOSS: meet misspwn 01:58 < ihre> misspwn: /server add fnode irc.freenode.net - /connect fnode, something like that 01:58 * enix fades into the bushes 01:58 < misspwn> hah 01:58 < admiralspark> ihre: yeah, also weechat lets you do stuff like autoconnect so you don't have to type like a pleb 01:58 < admiralspark> ;) 01:58 < misspwn> i mean if he's makin bank then maybe 01:58 < enix> ihre: who does that? 01:58 < misspwn> they don't pay us L1's that much 01:58 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> admiralspark: You could be right :O 01:58 < enix> vim ~/.irssi 01:59 < ihre> oh you heathen 01:59 < ihre> s/vim/emacs 01:59 <+layer-eight> enix meant: "emacs ~/.irssi" 01:59 < enix> WOW 01:59 < precise> ... 01:59 < enix> WOOOOOWWWWW 01:59 < precise> nano 01:59 < admiralspark> s/emacs/nano 01:59 < enix> I LIKED YOU 01:59 <+layer-eight> enix meant: "nano ~/.irssi" 01:59 < enix> admiralspark: out. 01:59 < precise> n a n o 01:59 < precise> a 01:59 < precise> n 01:59 < precise> o 01:59 < misspwn> i thought we aren't supposed to discuss text editors 01:59 < admiralspark> lol 01:59 < enix> Both of you. Out. 01:59 < misspwn> that's worse than politics 01:59 < admiralspark> enix: I'm a vimmer don't worry 01:59 < ihre> haha i've used spacemacs for about a week before i moved back to vim ;p 01:59 < enix> ANYONE who doesn't use vim is just... 01:59 <+MillerBOSS> What did I miss now enix ? 01:59 < enix> I dont even know what the word is 01:59 < precise> Vim makes Notepad look like MS Word 01:59 < ihre> spacemacs wasnt THAT bad, just a pain in the ass to get used to it 02:00 < enix> MillerBOSS: precise, admiralspark and ihre are nano/emacs users :\ 02:00 < ihre> fucking layers 02:00 < precise> enix: nano > * 02:00 < enix> precise: that's because you can't vim 02:00 < admiralspark> ALTHOUGH! Thoughts on this guys, my Debian 8 Graylog install, vim shits itself and I have to use NANO like some ubuntu pleb! 02:00 < precise> enix: Nah mang 02:00 < enix> I LIVE in VIM 02:00 < precise> Vim cant precise 02:00 <+MillerBOSS> Uh oh 02:00 < admiralspark> s/VIM/cat 02:00 <+layer-eight> enix meant: "I LIVE in cat" 02:00 < enix> ew 02:00 < precise> s/cat/sed 02:00 <+layer-eight> enix meant: "I LIVE in sed" 02:00 < misspwn> i can use Vim, doesn't mean i gotta like it 02:00 < DrGibby|> nano > * 02:00 < ihre> admiralspark: What 02:01 < enix> There's only one thing VIM is good for; editting text 02:01 < misspwn> maybe i don't want to wq 02:01 < admiralspark> ihre: what? 02:01 < admiralspark> oh 02:01 < ihre> then ZZ misspwn 02:01 < enix> And that's the cruxt of happiness. 02:01 < ihre> or :x 02:01 < admiralspark> yeah 02:01 < ihre> dont worry 02:01 < ihre> no need to wq 02:01 < enix> It's endless data manipulation, it's PERFECTION 02:01 <+MillerBOSS> ALT F4 02:01 < enix> And you're all basically using heredocs 02:01 < ihre> MillerBOSS: do it 02:01 < misspwn> maybe i don't wana insert :D 02:01 < enix> urgh 02:01 < admiralspark> fucking vim, it's like it maps dvorak when I'm using it but my keyboard is set right for everything else 02:01 <+MillerBOSS> Its broken ihre 02:01 < admiralspark> an I'm WAY too lazy to google it, I just use Nano instead 02:01 < enix> admiralspark: yum -y install vim-enhanced 02:01 < admiralspark> wait wait 02:02 < enix> NO 02:02 < misspwn> is vim-enhanced going to make it act like nano and be effortless? 02:02 < ihre> admiralspark: whats wrong with graylog tho? 02:02 < admiralspark> this is ONLY one vm, every other one works perfectly, so we're all clear. I can vi/vim all day everywhere else 02:02 * DrGibby| chants nano 02:02 < admiralspark> ihre: graylog works fine. 02:02 < enix> misspwn: no enhanced gives you improved scripting/macro 02:02 < precise> Nano! Nano! Nano! 02:02 < DrGibby|> precise++++ 02:02 < admiralspark> IT's when I try to use vim to edit config files on that box only 02:02 < admiralspark> the framebuffer goes to shit too 02:02 < ihre> https://github.com/kepbod/ivim :3 02:02 <+MillerBOSS> PICO PICO PICO 02:02 < misspwn> i always fuck up in vi 02:02 < admiralspark> I think it has rogue vim settings somewhere 02:02 < precise> MillerBOSS: lol 02:02 <+MillerBOSS> ;) 02:03 < enix> admiralspark: /etc/vimrc and ~/.vimrc 02:03 < misspwn> we're getting schooled 02:03 < ihre> https://github.com/terryma/vim-multiple-cursors best plugin 02:03 < DrGibby|> NOTEPAD.EXE NOTEPAD.EXE NOTEPAD.EXE 02:03 < rhqq> eh 02:03 < admiralspark> enix: isn't vim already enhanced? :P 02:03 < misspwn> oh c'mon lets not forget about kate 02:03 < misspwn> lel 02:03 < admiralspark> DrGibby|: WORDPAD 02:03 < enix> vim-enhanced has the block selection with multi-line insert 02:03 < DrGibby|> who? 02:03 < admiralspark> misspwn: oops, I had forgotten kate 02:03 < enix> and more modern keyboard friendlinesss 02:03 < admiralspark> and all qt-based text editing 02:03 < misspwn> kate is a kde text editor which it is what it is 02:03 < admiralspark> why did you remind me 02:03 < enix> I was wondering why I didnt know wtf kate was 02:04 < enix> who teh fuck uses kde 02:04 < admiralspark> enix: just use ma and d'a ;) 02:04 < precise> Vim overcompensates for people that don't know what they are doing, it makes editing files at the command line easier for people who don't know how to properly use linux. 02:04 < ihre> nobody hopefully 02:04 < enix> and that's coming from a bloody rhel admin 02:04 < ihre> kde is even worse than gde 02:04 < misspwn> enix, people who use kate are the same people who will eat an entire pizza even if they are full 02:04 < admiralspark> precise: are you a sed/awk guy? 02:04 < admiralspark> ;) 02:04 < misspwn> kate/kde 02:04 < enix> precise: No, VIM makes it easier to handle large config files and programmatically edit them 02:04 < precise> admiralspark: sed/awk/cat/grep/nano 02:04 < enix> misspwn: that is also me 02:04 < precise> ;) 02:04 < admiralspark> lol 02:04 < admiralspark> > nano 02:04 * DrGibby| eats popcorn 02:04 < enix> misspwn: but tbh when a vegan pizza is on offer, I'm going to take advantage. 02:04 < precise> enix: That's what grep, sed, awk, etc are for 02:05 * MillerBOSS eats DrGibby|'s popcorn 02:05 < DrGibby|> D: 02:05 < misspwn> wow that didn't take long to find the vegan 02:05 < admiralspark> precise: I use vi because it's installed on all of my systems. Primarily Centos shop. 02:05 < ihre> precise: thats like putting knockd in front of 3306 on lan 02:05 < precise> So is Nano last I checked admiralspark 02:05 < admiralspark> Also I add vim into my playbooks for deployments because I can 02:05 < enix> precise: maybe if I didn't have shit to do I would waste my time 02:05 < enix> misspwn: everyone here knows 02:05 < ihre> you want people to suffer 02:05 < admiralspark> precise: not on CentOS 7 02:05 < precise> enix: Or know how to use the linux CLI to the point where it is more efficient than opening VIM and figuring which arbitrary key combo does what 02:06 * bitch farts 02:06 < misspwn> my on prem exchange to O365 went mostly ok today still have stuff to do tomorrow. 02:06 < ihre> these bitch farts ffs 02:06 < Jay-Ros> good job misspwn 02:06 < admiralspark> lol 02:06 < misspwn> Jay-Ros, thanks, it kinda made me want to jump to the project side 02:06 < enix> precise: I use vim for building webapps and creating scripts. Could I use a heredoc? Sure. But I prefer vim 02:06 < admiralspark> precise: if you had to do data manip with text files uou'd understand 02:06 < Jay-Ros> misspwn - project delivery or project coordination? 02:07 < admiralspark> coding in nano is a bitch 02:07 < admiralspark> then again 02:07 < ihre> nano is a bitch 02:07 < ihre> not just writing code in it ;p 02:07 < precise> admiralspark: I do, I can do anything with Sed, Awk, Grep, and Nano that you can do with Vim + more 02:07 < misspwn> being on the projects team or a project coordinator would mean it's flat rate for projects and i don't have anyone breathing down my neck if it takes more than 10 minutes to do something 02:07 < enix> precise: that doesn't mean I don't use all of linux's awesomeness to proper things more quickly 02:07 < admiralspark> I moved mostly to vscode because #plugins 02:07 < xamithan> I've been using vim for 3 years, mostly because I can't figure out how to close it. 02:07 < misspwn> i emailed my boss today that i wanted to try for the L2 engineer role so i can get out of being a ticket shredder 02:07 < precise> enix: You can create webapps and scripts with Nano if you know what your doing. 02:07 < enix> misspwn: exchange -> office 365 is a CSV file upload isnt it 02:07 < precise> Know your code and you can make anything in Nano 02:08 < rhqq> eww 02:08 < admiralspark> precise: I can do everything with those tools too. I ALSO know vi/vim. So that if I pop into one of my shitton of CentOS/rhel boxes I can just get shit done without having to install nano 02:08 < misspwn> enix, i mean migrating mailboxes is more than exporting or uploading a CSV file 02:08 < admiralspark> lol 02:08 < admiralspark> mmk 02:08 < admiralspark> anyway we done here 02:08 < enix> precise: I could write my code in heredoc 02:08 < enix> precise: doesn't mean it's efficient 02:08 < misspwn> you have to back up their signatures, back up their autocomplete, regular mailboxes if they have extra, make sure their pst are there 02:08 < ihre> enix: pls write it in wordart 02:08 < enix> misspwn: I just scripted the entire process and spun a VM to handle it with jenkins 02:08 < admiralspark> I could write my OS to run on top of emacs, doesn't mean I'm a GNU zealot 02:08 < precise> enix: I'd argue Nano is more efficient than Vim by far 02:09 < Jay-Ros> misspwn - it gets more into the politics side of things. I've ran on projects in delivery, and had a project manager who kind of mishandled management quite often, so i stepped in over her on the role 02:09 < misspwn> enix, exchange server went offline this morning so there were other fires to put out 02:09 < admiralspark> precise: you could argue the sky is purple. You'd still be wrong 02:09 < enix> precise: I'd argue that the only users I know who use nano are noobs 02:09 < ihre> https://i.imgur.com/67aJZR8.png 02:09 < admiralspark> but 02:09 < admiralspark> yknow 02:09 < Jay-Ros> generally project management is managing paperwork and asking other people to tell you what they're doing, and hope they're on top of their own work 02:09 < admiralspark> in all seriousness 02:09 < admiralspark> we shouldn't shit on nano users 02:09 < precise> admiralspark: The sky is white ya goof 02:09 < admiralspark> at least it's not notepad 02:09 < enix> ihre: wth hahahaha 02:09 < enix> precise: HOWEVER 02:09 < admiralspark> precise: right now it's gray and rainy :( 02:09 < Jay-Ros> ihre: I love it 02:09 < enix> precise: This is what I'm going to do 02:09 < enix> precise: I am going to use nano today. 02:10 < enix> Just for you 02:10 < admiralspark> oh shit precise you broke enix 02:10 < precise> enix: Thanks, please append .precise to all files 02:10 < precise> just to remind u 02:10 <+MillerBOSS> That Hawaiian shirt, though. 02:10 < admiralspark> like a good ransomware 02:10 < admiralspark> .precise is there! 02:10 < precise> admiralspark: Mission accomplished 02:10 < admiralspark> #precising? 02:10 < admiralspark> lol 02:10 < enix> # cat config.precise 02:10 < enix> [precise] 02:10 < enix> value=0 02:10 < enix> done 02:10 < Jay-Ros> ihre/enix: I worked in an office which was practically a group of old rugby playing finance brokers, and they had an app which kept screwing up, so i made a killtask, added it to their taskbar, and set the icon as ron jeremy 02:10 < precise> :O 02:11 < Jay-Ros> nobody forgot to use that button instead of contact me 02:11 < admiralspark> alias vim = nano 02:11 < admiralspark> do it 02:11 < ihre> .precise.ini 02:11 < precise> admiralspark: lmao 02:11 < xe0n> happy friday 02:11 < enix> ihre: he wants the file extension to be .precise 02:11 < Jay-Ros> you too xe0n! 02:11 < enix> ihre: which is fine because this is linux and not windows 02:11 < admiralspark> oh that reminds me 02:11 < precise> enix: correct 02:11 <+MillerBOSS> Will czarbomba be America's Dad now? 02:12 < admiralspark> czarbomba is still here? 02:12 < ihre> Jay-Ros: hehe, ron jeremy in boondocs would be a fine icon indeed 02:12 <+MillerBOSS> He is always here 02:12 < ihre> boondocks* 02:12 < enix> Today I found: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_6WUeyi1Sc 02:12 <+layer-eight> YouTube ┃ Title β†  Suspicious Flashlight 1 ┃ Duration β†  3:33 ┃ Upload Date β†  Wed Sep 12 11:42:24 UTC 2012 02:13 < precise> Anyways, to summise, Nano > * 02:13 < brucevein> yo 02:13 < precise> Ok cool 02:13 < admiralspark> anyway it's been fun, it's been real guys 02:13 < precise> Now that that's over 02:13 < admiralspark> hasnt been real fun tho 02:13 < Jay-Ros> hey does anyone use adamj wsus cleaner, and know if version 3.2 is better than 3.0 to the point of upgrading? 02:13 < admspark|Away> Jay-Ros: it's still supported? 02:14 < Jay-Ros> I've got some WSUS pains this year, it keeps expanding to critical mass 02:14 < Jay-Ros> admspark- as far as I'm aware I think so 02:14 < precise> Jay-Ros: Have you tried reversing the antimatter-matter valve? 02:14 < Jay-Ros> it still works well enough 02:14 < admiralspark> holy crap, I thought it was abandoned, gave up on convincing my sysad to use it 02:14 < admiralspark> hmmmmm 02:14 < brucevein> if i have VM1 and VM2, VM1 lives on HOST1, VM2 lives on HOST2. Both VM1 and VM2 have a single nic on a distributed vswitch, portGroup1 02:14 < admiralspark> kk 02:14 < Jay-Ros> precise - yes, but it ended up reverse reverse osmoting and the fish in my seawater tank just started rotating on a Z axis 02:14 < enix> right 02:14 < admiralspark> keep going brucevein 02:14 < enix> brucevein: yes that's fine mate 02:15 < precise> Be sure to reverse the polarity on your instruments next time Jay-Ros 02:15 < brucevein> how do packets from VM1 find their way to VM2 02:15 < enix> brucevein: magically 02:15 < brucevein> with no gateway defined 02:15 < admiralspark> trunked switchports? 02:15 < admiralspark> same vmnic means they don't need a router 02:15 < admiralspark> because the traffic isnt routed 02:15 < brucevein> i'm trying to prove a point to someone, so im asking the question in an awkward way 02:15 < brucevein> i know vswitches are layer2 02:15 < brucevein> and technically they dont have an arp table 02:15 < Jay-Ros> precise - I sticky taped some photos on magnets on the larger instruments hoping for a trickle down effect... Hopefully that should work 02:15 < admiralspark> packets not routed use mac address and broadcast 02:15 < brucevein> they just know if they have a vm that matches a particular mac address 02:16 < precise> Jay-Ros: Nerp 02:16 < admiralspark> right 02:16 < admiralspark> like a switch 02:16 < admiralspark> which maintains a switching table 02:16 < brucevein> right.... 02:16 < admiralspark> at a simple level 02:16 < enix> brucevein: I mean technically I think it's called LACP whiiiiich i think is done by trunking in esxi 02:16 < admiralspark> what are you asking then? 02:16 < admiralspark> enix: no. LACP is port bonding 02:16 < brucevein> ok so let me back up 02:16 < admiralspark> brucevein: not LACP 02:17 < brucevein> Vm1 has two interfaces, one on dPG25 and one on dPG333 02:17 < admiralspark> brucevein: what o you think it is 02:17 < brucevein> vm2 has the same config 02:17 < admiralspark> oh 02:17 < brucevein> so one nic is for mgmt traffic, the other is for heartbeat 02:17 < enix> admiralspark: noooooo it's defined in IEEE that port trunking is a method under that term 02:17 < precise> I-Triple-REEEEEEEEE 02:17 < brucevein> the heartbeat nics on each vm are set to use ipv6 only, ipv4 stack is disabled 02:18 < admiralspark> enix: .......no, LACP is a L1/L2 tech for bonding ports to a vm. Trunking is vlan tagging which is what you need to do for dvswitch to work on everyhting but dvswitch1 02:18 < brucevein> coworker is saying that this configuration is wrong 02:18 < admiralspark> promise, m8. 02:18 < admiralspark> brucevein: do the VM's have IP's? 02:18 < admiralspark> and are they the same subnet? 02:18 < xe0n> you there, computer man, fix my pants 02:18 < brucevein> so the mgmt nics have ips on the same subnet 02:18 * DrGibby| removed xe0n's pants 02:18 < DrGibby|> done 02:18 <+MillerBOSS> DrGibby| πŸ‘‰ 02:18 < brucevein> the heartbeat nics have no ips, but also share a subnet 02:18 < Jay-Ros> xe0n - wut? I like it, but... wut? 02:18 <+MillerBOSS> DrGibby| πŸ‘‰ 02:18 < DrGibby|> MillerBOSS: 02:18 <+MillerBOSS> DrGibby| πŸ‘‰ 02:18 <+MillerBOSS> DrGibby| πŸ‘‰ 02:18 * precise reboots xe0n's pants 02:19 <+MillerBOSS> DrGibby| πŸ‘‰ 02:19 < brucevein> vlan333 = heartbeat vlan 02:19 < Jay-Ros> πŸ‘‰ 02:19 < admiralspark> brucevein: they share a bridge, then 02:19 < brucevein> so each vm has a nic on the heartbeat vlan 02:19 < DrGibby|> pls MillerBOSS, let the grownups talk 02:19 < brucevein> no ip configured 02:19 < brucevein> yet they can still find each other 02:19 < brucevein> the vms live on different hosts 02:19 <+MillerBOSS> But I want to play 02:19 < DrGibby|> no 02:19 < brucevein> how do the packets from vm1 find their way to vm2 02:19 < enix> admiralspark: I literally just looked up LACP and got a summary of it's definition. We might be butting heads on semantics ? Who cares. 02:19 < admiralspark> switching? 02:19 <+MillerBOSS> With DNS brucevein 02:19 < enix> :) 02:19 < brucevein> MillerBOSS, there is no dns 02:19 < brucevein> there is no ip 02:19 < enix> STOP 02:19 <+MillerBOSS> Thats what DNS is 02:19 < precise> DNS is vital to LACP 02:19 < enix> brucevein: what the fucks your issue man I'm not following this. 02:19 < DrGibby|> brucevein: what OS is the guest? 02:20 <+MillerBOSS> DNS is vital to the Earth turning 02:20 < brucevein> i think im confusing myself and everyone else 02:20 < brucevein> let me start over here 02:20 < Jay-Ros> xe0n - https://poshgui.com/ 02:20 < admiralspark> brucevein: just say what you think is going on 02:20 < precise> MillerBOSS: True 02:20 < enix> brucevein: Just tell me the issue 02:20 < admiralspark> stop asking roundabout questions 02:20 < Jay-Ros> xe0n - you need to find an appropriate button to fix those pants 02:20 < admiralspark> tell us your view so we can say you're wrong 02:20 < admiralspark> (or not) 02:20 < precise> My view is currently the Pens V Caps game 02:20 < admiralspark> xe0n: rebooted pants, closing ticket 02:20 < enix> s/(or not)/ 02:20 <+layer-eight> admiralspark meant: "()" 02:20 < precise> What's yours? 02:21 < brucevein> im just going to paste his fucking email 02:21 < brucevein> one sec 02:21 < Jay-Ros> xe0n: It's been 2 minutes since you raised ticket M43942910 "Users pants are broken please fix". If this is still an issue please respond 02:21 < precise> Unsubscribe 02:21 < admiralspark> you're going to pastebin it, right, brucevein , not paste it in here? ;) 02:21 * enix leaves before spam 02:21 < precise> enix: lmao 02:21 < enix> brucevein: if you paste it into IRC direct, layer-8 will auto-pastebin it to prevent spam 02:22 < admiralspark> REALLY 02:22 < Jay-Ros> xe0n: You have not replied regarding ticket M43942910, so we have resolved this ticket. Thank you. 02:22 < precise> enix: lo. 02:22 < enix> admiralspark: yeah 100% just try it 02:22 < precise> lol 02:22 < admiralspark> because I got yelled at by cryptic for pasting 4 lines a week ago 02:22 < admiralspark> lol 02:22 < admiralspark> enix: you hilariou 02:22 < enix> admiralspark: he just doesn't like you. I do that all the time 02:22 < admiralspark> s 02:22 < precise> ravioli: got on me for 3 lines once 02:22 < brucevein> here 02:22 < brucevein> https://paste.fedoraproject.org/paste/Sg900zlFCGQ0JaxPoc8xTA 02:22 < admiralspark> lol 02:22 < ihre> nice 02:22 < ihre> 1 line 02:22 < ihre> thats cute 02:23 < brucevein> this guys a moron 02:23 < enix> fedora pastebin wth 02:23 < brucevein> i just want to call him out properly 02:23 < precise> enix: rite? 02:23 < ihre> its gud 02:23 < precise> brucevein: Call him a dumbass and shit on his desk 02:23 < enix> precise: GOTTA GET SCHWIFTY IN HERE 02:24 <+MillerBOSS> And light it on fire 02:24 < admiralspark> brucevein: so some of what he said is correct, but his context is fucking bollocks 02:24 < brucevein> there are two vms on different hosts, vm1 and vm2. they both have nics on the same distributed port group 02:24 < enix> tbh I think whoever sent that email is making it up a bit 02:24 < brucevein> does that traffic stay local to the vswitch 02:24 < enix> He's kinda just using borrowed words 02:24 < admiralspark> technically a windows vm does send a full 7-layer packet. But the dvswitch dont give a shit about anything above l2. Also, it doesn't send it to a "Gateway" unless it's routed 02:24 < enix> the eletricity doesn't 02:25 < admiralspark> I think he went to that bullshitgenerator.something site and pasted what it came up with 02:25 < brucevein> right, i want to call out the fact that nothing is routed 02:25 <+MillerBOSS> Electrify uses HA DNS. 02:25 < brucevein> two vms on the same distributed port group is the same as two servers connected to a dumb layer 2 switch 02:25 < brucevein> is that untrue? 02:25 < admiralspark> brucevein: just to be sure, they're IP's in the same subnet? 02:25 <+MillerBOSS> s/Electrify/Electricity 02:25 <+layer-eight> MillerBOSS meant: "Electricity uses HA DNS." 02:25 < admiralspark> basically....if set up correctly, operationally, yes, brucevein you'd be right 02:25 < brucevein> admiralspark, im going to say yes for simplicity 02:26 < enix> lol 02:26 < precise> Is that a no? 02:26 < ihre> :D 02:26 < brucevein> but technically each vm has a "heartbeat" nic 02:26 < brucevein> and that nic is set to ipv6 auto 02:26 < czarbomba> lololol 02:26 < enix> HOLY SHIT MY EARS UNBLOCKED 02:26 < czarbomba> this one's for the dallas cowboys fans: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DbvZRsSW0AAv6Rs.jpg 02:26 < enix> Wooowwwwww the world is so noisy 02:26 < admiralspark> if the dvswitch is replicated between hosts and the configuraiton is correct so 'vlan 333' is the same on both sides, it'll just switch the frame over there, it wont route the packet 02:26 < precise> enix: LOUD NOISES 02:26 < enix> precise: I can hear the bloody aircon 02:26 < brucevein> admiralspark, that is exactly what i thought 02:27 <+MillerBOSS> But what about the Packers, czarbomba ? 02:27 < enix> precise: I'm going to blog about this in nano 02:27 < admiralspark> but yeah I don't think he's gonna understand that bud. 02:27 < precise> enix: How else would you? 02:27 < brucevein> admiralspark, this guy has certs out the ass 02:27 < enix> also I should do some work now.. it's 1030. brb smoko time. 02:27 < admiralspark> maybe look for one of those ELI5 networking at l2 posts brucevein and email it to him 02:27 < brucevein> so i would absolutely love to prove him wrong 02:27 < czarbomba> a few teams aren't on the list. i guess the creator of that graphic couldn't come up with anything funy 02:27 < czarbomba> +n 02:27 < brucevein> especially because he has like every vmware cert known to man 02:27 < misspwn> it's been the funnest 02:27 < ihre> cat << EOF >> shittyblog.precise 02:27 < czarbomba> slight letdown. i was hoping to get some lulz about the bills 02:27 < admiralspark> brucevein: certs dont mean shit, anyone can braindump the majority of them. 02:27 < misspwn> lel i was scrolled way up like a dumdum 02:27 <+MillerBOSS> What has been the funnest misspwn? 02:28 < brucevein> i know 02:28 < precise> lmao 02:28 < precise> https://www.reddit.com/r/homelab/comments/8f70mx/watercooling_your_server/ 02:28 * admiralspark ducks from sswinging RHCE's 02:28 < misspwn> i'm pay no mind to me, i was about to have a meaningless conversation 02:28 < czarbomba> this is irc. home of meaningless conversation. 02:28 < enix> water ... in server... 02:28 < Jay-Ros> MillerBOSS - it'd be cooler to do one of those fishtank servers 02:29 < precise> IRC = Irrelevant Redundant Conversation 02:29 < misspwn> maybe i should go eat so i can focus on this cool crowd in here 02:29 <+MillerBOSS> Yes Jay-Ros 02:29 < admiralspark> Jay-Ros: and here is our CIS for all 40,000 customers, you can see in the beta fish cluster up topp where we keep our drives that provide storage of the PCI environment data 02:29 < czarbomba> i'm watching this north korea summit with one eye searching the surrounding area because i'm still 100% convinced that some DPRK death squad is going to come running into the DMZ and take out the ROK delegation 02:29 < precise> czarbomba: lol 02:30 < ihre> fuckking commies 02:30 < admiralspark> czarbomba: it's being broadcast?? 02:30 < Jay-Ros> admiralspark: Ticket M43421934 - Moray Eel has set his nest underneath the raid array controller 02:30 < czarbomba> i mean, c'mon. this fucking guy wasted his brother and killed a general with an anti-aircraft cannon 02:30 < czarbomba> admiralspark, cnn is broadcasting it live right now 02:30 < precise> I'm relatively certain that North Korea, Kim Jong Un specifically, knows what they are doing and aren't exactly as crazy as they project in public. 02:30 < czarbomba> i doubt it'll be on for long but he just entered the DMZ 02:30 <+MillerBOSS> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUsumhWC7F4 02:30 <+layer-eight> YouTube ┃ Title β†  Watch live: Moon Jae-in and Kim Jong Un meet for historic summit of the Koreas ┃ Duration β†  stream ┃ Upload Date β†  Fri Apr 27 04:35:07 UTC 2018 02:30 < czarbomba> and now he just crossed into ROK 02:30 <+MillerBOSS> BOOOOOOOOOOOM!!! 02:31 < ihre> is dennis rodman still his consigliere? 02:31 < czarbomba> no rodman sightings 02:31 < admiralspark> Jay-Ros: Hey, uhh, the security guy says that we have a data leak in the lower right corner? Can you IT guys get some duct tape and patch that up before the fish all run out of water? Thansk! -Finance 02:31 < brucevein> admiralspark, so i would be correct in saying that there is absolutely zero routing happening at the vswitch level and that traffic between two vms on different hosts sharing the distributed port group is no different than them being on the same host? 02:31 <+MillerBOSS> Wow this is a bit of a big deal though czarbomba 02:31 < precise> Kim Jong Un will take any western friends he can get 02:31 < czarbomba> basketball diplomacy is officially dead. unless d-wade goes into the state dept. 02:31 < precise> Hence Roddman 02:31 < czarbomba> millerboss, i realize that 02:31 < czarbomba> actual history being made here 02:31 <+MillerBOSS> Yea 02:31 < precise> crowd42: It has happened before 02:31 < precise> 10 years ago 02:32 < admiralspark> brucevein: yes. MAke sure to say "it is switched" and "it doesn't even interact at an IP layer" 02:32 <+MillerBOSS> Still sucks because its mostly show and the "bad" shit will continue in NK tomorrow etc 02:32 < precise> MillerBOSS: implying it hasn't stopped 02:32 <+MillerBOSS> No it hasn't 02:32 < czarbomba> it hasn't. 02:32 < precise> I mistyped 02:32 < precise> :P 02:32 < czarbomba> why do you think there's a defector like every other week 02:33 < Jay-Ros> admiralspark: Public swimming pools are now ISO27001 certified to host customer infrastrcture 02:33 < precise> czarbomba: I know there is horrible shit 02:33 < precise> I don't deny that 02:33 < precise> I just don't think Kim is as crazy as western media makes him out to be 02:33 < czarbomba> north and south koreans have vastly different dialects. they're speaking without translators. 02:33 * czarbomba one foot in the bunker 02:34 < admiralspark> Jay-Ros: recycling! Using waste water to cool datacenters! So your digital shit benefits from your literal shit! 02:34 <+MillerBOSS> Keep your friends close and keep your enemies closer. 02:34 < czarbomba> precise, again. he murdered one of his top generals with an anti-aircraft cannon 02:34 < czarbomba> he poisoned his own brother 02:34 < admiralspark> czarbomba: can you link me? CNN doesnt have it forntpage rn 02:34 <+MillerBOSS> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUsumhWC7F4 02:34 <+layer-eight> YouTube ┃ Title β†  Watch live: Moon Jae-in and Kim Jong Un meet for historic summit of the Koreas ┃ Duration β†  stream ┃ Upload Date β†  Fri Apr 27 04:35:07 UTC 2018 02:34 < czarbomba> i have it on the tv but millerboss posted a YT 02:34 < czarbomba> there it is 02:34 < admiralspark> ty MillerBOSS 02:34 * MillerBOSS nods 02:35 <+MillerBOSS> You can go back in time with that link as it has the DVR feature on 02:35 < precise> czarbomba: Where did you hear that? Most likely a western media outlet. I'm not saying that those didn't happen, but western media puts a spin on it and you know it. In most dictatorships things like that happen because dictators use fear to enforce power. 02:35 < czarbomba> precise, uh, are you seriously trying this #fakenews bullshit on me? 02:35 <+MillerBOSS> czarbomba knows all. Do not question precise 02:35 <+MillerBOSS> lol 02:36 < czarbomba> every country that isn't DPRK or china confirmed that kim was behind the poisoning of his brother 02:36 < precise> czarbomba: Also, killing his brother was a power move more than anything 02:36 < czarbomba> there is fucking PHOTOGRAPHY of the general being shot 02:36 < czarbomba> this post-truth society bullshit has got to fucking stop 02:36 < DrGibby|> fake news 02:36 < brucevein> admiralspark, to further elaborate.... 02:36 < czarbomba> aldous huxley is spinning in his goddamn grave 02:36 < precise> Where did I deny any of this happening czarbomba ? 02:36 < precise> I didn't 02:36 < admiralspark> β”‚ alazare619 02:36 <+MillerBOSS> >Out pops out Trump! 02:36 < admiralspark> 17:34:25 +layer-eight | nno 02:36 < admiralspark> no 02:36 < admiralspark> aught 02:36 < admiralspark> ignore that 02:36 <+MillerBOSS> We will admiralspark :) 02:37 < Jay-Ros> I'm trying my hardest but it's just so goddamn interesting! 02:37 < admiralspark> weechat uses ctrl n to not paste multiline and chrome > tmux > Weechat doesn't like that 02:37 < czarbomba> blame it in yr cat 02:37 < czarbomba> even if you don't have one 02:37 < admiralspark> I have.....2 02:37 < admiralspark> but I'm in an airport 02:37 < czarbomba> perfect 02:37 <+MillerBOSS> You spilt the beer 02:37 < admiralspark> blame it on the alcohol? 02:37 < czarbomba> what, cats can fly too 02:37 < admiralspark> lol 02:37 <+MillerBOSS> Jay-Ros πŸ‘‰ Whats that? 02:37 < admiralspark> brucevein: sup 02:37 < brucevein> im trying to figure out how to phrase the final blow 02:38 < czarbomba> "flawless victory. fatality" 02:38 < precise> czarbomba: I'm not saying those things didn't happen, and I'm not defening the Kim regime. I'm just saying that the propoganda machine is in full swing on all sides. I'm also trying to emphasize more than anything that North Korea is actually a significant geopolitical player at this point with their WMD arsenal they claim to have. 02:38 < admiralspark> omg theyre next to each other 02:38 < czarbomba> i love how commercials make places like comfort inn look idyllic and homey 02:38 < admiralspark> brucevein: I'd seriously consider if you want to bite, or if you want the guy to hang himself 02:38 < brucevein> admiralspark, he called me out on purpose 02:39 < admiralspark> maybe phrase it as a one-line question 02:39 < admiralspark> oh 02:39 < czarbomba> and then you roll up in front of one and it's basically like motel six lost a couple numbers. 02:39 < admiralspark> well 02:39 < brucevein> need to hit him back 02:39 < admiralspark> to war, then! 02:39 < admiralspark> OO 02:39 < admiralspark> last line 02:39 < brucevein> oh, he sent a correction 02:39 < czarbomba> precise, uh, one non-functional missile does not an arsenal make 02:39 < admiralspark> offer to spend five minutes going over how layer two protocols work if he'd like 02:39 < brucevein> "Correction on that. The vSwitch makes the traffic route decision sorry about that. Just want to make sure I provide clarity." 02:39 < Giant81> anyone ever done an ESX 6.0 -6.5 update through cli? 02:39 < Giant81> http://www.virtubytes.com/2017/07/10/online-upgrade-esxi-6-5-using-esxcli/ I'm following these instructions, but the xml file isn't loading 02:39 <+MillerBOSS> Lol they are bumping into each other like uh shit guys 02:39 < Giant81> and I can't find any updated url 02:39 < precise> czarbomba: Can you please site a source for the one non-functional missile? 02:40 < czarbomba> precise, can you please cite one showing it works? 02:40 < czarbomba> you're making the positive claim here 02:40 < czarbomba> i suspect you're pulling it out of your ass 02:40 < precise> czarbomba: I'm looking for an article now, I request you do the same. 02:40 < czarbomba> now watch as precise pulls a domls3 and tries to school me, a credentialed P.E., in how ballistic missiles work 02:40 < precise> Simply saying I'm pulling something out of my ass doesn't mean I am. 02:41 < czarbomba> i don't need an article. i've seen the trajectories of all the missile tests 02:41 < czarbomba> i also know how to recognize (and design) an actual ballistic missile with a functional terminal phase 02:41 < czarbomba> DPRK's doesn't have one. 02:41 < admiralspark> czarbomba: I'm in the strike area, dont say shit like that! 02:41 < czarbomba> heh 02:41 < admiralspark> :'( 02:41 < admiralspark> lol 02:41 < brucevein> admiralspark, so each of these vms has that heartbeat nic configured with a link-local ipv6 address 02:41 <+MillerBOSS> Oh so the last time something like this was 2000, is that right? http://www.koreaherald.com/view.php?ud=20180426000913 02:41 < czarbomba> the 'strike area' for DPRK is basically anywhere in the south pacific the missile falls after they lose control of it in the ionosophere 02:41 < precise> czarbomba: Can you deny they are a credible threat to American interests? 02:42 < brucevein> and they are able to communicate with eachother on said nics 02:42 < admiralspark> brucevein: is the issue connectivity? 02:42 <+MillerBOSS> I can neither confirm nor deny precise 02:42 < czarbomba> precise, i never said they weren't. but they're far more of a cyber-warfare player than they are, you know, actual warfare. 02:42 < brucevein> hes saying it is 02:42 < admiralspark> because your switch in the middle could be breaking it, just fyi 02:42 < brucevein> im saying this configuration is optimal and was fucking blessed by MS 02:42 <+MillerBOSS> Giant81 πŸ‘‰ An update url to what? 02:42 < admiralspark> the cause he suggests may be wrong but the problem may be right 02:42 < admiralspark> yeah 02:42 < precise> czarbomba: They do have various APT's in operation, we can agree on that, but I believe their weapons stockpile is larger than you think. 02:42 < admiralspark> I doubt anything even microsoft blessed will work 100% 02:43 <+MillerBOSS> Giant81 πŸ‘‰ Are you using vCetner err no? 02:43 < czarbomba> geiger sweeps indicate otherwise, precise 02:43 < brucevein> well sure 02:43 < czarbomba> jane's had an article on it 02:43 < Giant81> no just ESXi free 02:43 < brucevein> but this shits been running fine for years 02:43 < brucevein> hes saying its wrong now 02:43 < brucevein> i think hes looking in the wrong place 02:43 < precise> czarbomba: One second 02:43 < Giant81> I've seen two articles, same URL for the depot file 02:43 < czarbomba> they might have a bunch of MRBMs 02:43 < czarbomba> but they certainly don't have warheads for them 02:43 < brucevein> because a cluster lost quorum, this is what sent him down this path 02:43 <+MillerBOSS> To upgrade right, Giant81 ? 02:43 < Giant81> doesn't bring up a list like it should 02:43 < czarbomba> and the two ICBM test missiles they have been confirmed to possess both failed spectacularly in testing 02:43 < admiralspark> uhhh 02:44 < Giant81> yeah to upgrade from 6.0 - 6.5 02:44 < admiralspark> why is he standing, guys 02:44 < czarbomba> one of them was launched nearly straight up in the air with the intention of swiping japan. it fell harmlessly in the ocean nearly a thousand miles away 02:44 < admiralspark> is he about to be murdered? 02:44 <+MillerBOSS> You want the offline bundle Giant81 02:44 < precise> czarbomba: Required reading for this conversation? https://missilethreat.csis.org/country/dprk/ 02:44 < czarbomba> uh 02:44 < admiralspark> someone tell me whats going on 02:45 <+MillerBOSS> Giant81 πŸ‘‰ One sec 02:45 < precise> admiralspark: czarbomba and I are debating the capabilities of North Korea's military and digital arsenals 02:45 < Giant81> I guess I Can just download a bundle and run it through CLI by uploading it to my datastore 02:45 <+MillerBOSS> Yes that Is what I would do 02:45 < czarbomba> precise, i've got a suggestion for you. it's a face-saving suggestion. google tom pritzker. 02:45 < Giant81> I Was going to just hit it with the CLI and let the box download the updates directly 02:45 < Giant81> I was being lazy 02:45 < czarbomba> (he's the guy who runs CSIS. i've met him.) 02:45 < brucevein> admiralspark, how would you respond to "The vSwitch makes the traffic route decision sorry about that" 02:46 < brucevein> in a technical, shut the fuck up kind of way 02:46 < czarbomba> and any conversation about pritzker will necessarily skew towards pol (because he's a fucking oligarch). so this is where i disengage 02:46 < czarbomba> seriously, though. read about the guy. 02:46 < admiralspark> brucevein: "I don't believe anything is routed, here, as 1) these are on the same network and therefore switched, not routed and 2) vswitches inherently do not route, the layer-3 network protocol" 02:46 < precise> czarbomba: am 02:47 <+MillerBOSS> Its been a while since I did it that was Giant81 but you should be able to get a list of VMware Online Depot 02:47 < Giant81> yeah I found my problem 02:47 <+MillerBOSS> https://nutzandbolts.wordpress.com/2013/02/14/vmwares-online-depot-for-vmware-image-builder/ 02:47 < Giant81> I think it's my dns isn't setup right 02:47 < Giant81> lol 02:47 <+MillerBOSS> D N S 02:47 < admiralspark> when does gangnam style start 02:47 < czarbomba> i saw the horns warming up 02:47 < czarbomba> cnn cut the feed though 02:47 <+MillerBOSS> Well its an easy fix. Glad it wasn't something bigger, right 02:47 < czarbomba> i should maybe check out the YT 02:48 <+MillerBOSS> .yt gangnam style 02:48 <+layer-eight> YouTube PSY - GANGNAM STYLE(κ°•λ‚¨μŠ€νƒ€μΌ) M/V - https://youtu.be/9bZkp7q19f0 02:48 < czarbomba> not that YT 02:48 <+MillerBOSS> czarbomba πŸ‘‰ The one I linked is still on 02:48 < admiralspark> thats right tho 02:48 < czarbomba> yup 02:48 <+MillerBOSS> Birds chirping and all 02:48 < czarbomba> hopefully they run it 'til the lunch break 02:49 <+MillerBOSS> Not sure if you caught this czarbomba. 200 is the last time they did this is that right? http://www.koreaherald.com/view.php?ud=20180426000913 02:49 < admiralspark> MillerBOSS: but it;s just the outside, right? 02:49 <+MillerBOSS> Yes, right now. admiralspark 02:49 < admiralspark> kk 02:49 <+MillerBOSS> Kkk what? 02:49 < admiralspark> ayyyyy 02:49 < czarbomba> sorta, millerboss 02:49 <+MillerBOSS> I should have 02:49 < czarbomba> at least in 2000 (and a few other times) south koreans have gone to DPRK 02:49 <+MillerBOSS> s/kk/kkk 02:49 <+layer-eight> MillerBOSS meant: "Kkkk what?" 02:50 < czarbomba> but i think this is the first time since the war that north koreans have gone south 02:50 <+MillerBOSS> s/kk$/kkk 02:50 <+layer-eight> admiralspark meant: "kkk" 02:50 < ihre> legally* 02:50 < admiralspark> MillerBOSS: you deserved that 02:50 < admiralspark> damnit 02:51 < admiralspark> DAMNIT 02:51 <+MillerBOSS> Ha ha 02:51 < czarbomba> what's fascinating is to see how two nations that have been in an active state of war with each other for 60 years are presenting themselves to the world 02:51 < czarbomba> imagine a USA/afghanistan summit. 02:51 < czarbomba> wouldn't be like this, that's for sure. 02:51 < brucevein> admiralspark, are the frames every forwarded to the physical network switch 02:51 < czarbomba> and we've only been at war for, what, 17? 02:51 <+MillerBOSS> You are right. Do you think some of this is to get the touch and feels out? 02:51 < brucevein> ever* 02:51 < admiralspark> brucevein: yes 02:51 <+MillerBOSS> From NK 02:51 < czarbomba> i think so. 02:52 <+MillerBOSS> And then SK and US to say OK we will match and see what you got up your sleeve kinda thing. 02:52 < admiralspark> think of it like three dumb network switches plugged in together brucevein . two on either end are virtual and one is physical 02:52 < admiralspark> and the packet doesn't know about vlans 02:52 < czarbomba> is the cosby quote from the courthouse today the filthiest thing he's ever said publicly? 02:52 < admiralspark> quote it? 02:52 < binaryhermit> what did he say 02:52 <+MillerBOSS> Didn't catch that 02:52 < czarbomba> i remember when cosby used to cuss like "flim flam flargin floop" 02:52 < admiralspark> I heard he lost but thats it 02:53 < czarbomba> cosby called the prosecutor an asshole 02:53 < precise> lol 02:53 < admiralspark> lol 02:53 < precise> Going for the Senile Old Man defense? 02:53 < czarbomba> apparently it didn't work 02:53 <+MillerBOSS> I am about to watch "James" with Bret Baier for entertainment purposes only 02:53 < admiralspark> he probably uses nano precise 02:53 * precise smacks admiralspark 02:53 < czarbomba> if only cosby used vi, he might have gotten away with it 02:54 * czarbomba ducks 02:54 * admiralspark uses a vim keycombo to dodge it 02:54 <+MillerBOSS> Ha ha 02:54 < misspwn> you almost made me choke on my burger czarbomba 02:54 * precise smacks czarbomba with his abnormally large trout 02:54 < czarbomba> that's not a large trout, it's a tiny grouper 02:54 * MillerBOSS slaps precise around a bit with a large trout 02:54 <+MillerBOSS> How about a Sturgeon 02:55 < precise> no 02:55 < precise> trout 02:55 < misspwn> or a croppie 02:55 <+NinjaStyle> ayyyy 02:55 * precise smacks misspwn with his abnormally large trout 02:55 <+NinjaStyle> its your homie 02:55 < precise> sssssssuop 02:55 <+NinjaStyle> dubai was lit 02:55 < czarbomba> we are shitposting in god mode right now 02:55 < brucevein> admiralspark, so they find their way to each other via broadcast? 02:55 < czarbomba> i feel like gibby should be here for this 02:55 < precise> czarbomba: ++ 02:55 < precise> DrGibby|: 02:55 < precise> por favor 02:56 < DrGibby|> precise: 02:56 < precise> we need u 02:56 < enix> UNC windows xp -> windows 7 02:56 < enix> won't work 02:56 * DrGibby| shrugs 02:56 < czarbomba> hosted on 7, accessing from xp? 02:56 < admiralspark> brucevein: they could. Only the first time. After that, the switches have their mac address tables to reference 02:56 < enix> yeah 02:56 < enix> Can't think of what I've missed 02:56 <+NinjaStyle> enix: probably smb1 is disabled 02:56 < czarbomba> ^ 02:56 < enix> wheres that enabled 02:56 < admiralspark> enix: dtop using xp, sheesh 02:56 < czarbomba> registry 02:56 <+NinjaStyle> registry 02:56 < admiralspark> video offline 02:56 < czarbomba> oh wait in 7 02:57 < czarbomba> windows features 02:57 < precise> admiralspark: they ded 02:57 < admiralspark> rip 02:57 < czarbomba> make sure that 7 box is properly firewalled 02:57 < precise> admiralspark: Kim heard czarbomba and dropped a missile on them 02:57 < admiralspark> was it an act of passion? 02:57 < precise> literally 02:57 < precise> in spite 02:57 < czarbomba> remember, smb1 massively insecure 02:57 < enix> czarbomba: ? 02:57 <+MillerBOSS> precise πŸ‘‰ Swoardfish https://youtu.be/ie1XGTYueHw?t=113 02:57 <+layer-eight> YouTube ┃ Title β†  Seinfeld Economics-TINSTAAFL ┃ Duration β†  3:53 ┃ Upload Date β†  Wed Jun 09 09:11:30 UTC 2010 02:57 <+MillerBOSS> The Best! 02:57 < enix> not seeing smb1 anywhere normal 02:57 * NinjaStyle skitters back to cave 02:57 < czarbomba> i think that coverage was mainly to display kim crossing into ROK and whatever preliminary festivities were planned for the public 02:57 < czarbomba> i doubt they're gonna let us in on the actual summit 02:58 < czarbomba> look for CIFS? 02:58 < admiralspark> aight kids 02:58 < admiralspark> I need to go 02:58 < admiralspark> peace 02:58 < czarbomba> hold on let me google, it's been a while since i had to do this 02:58 < precise> admspark|Flyin: That's what you said last time 02:58 < enix> admspark|Flyin: cya 02:58 < enix> czarbomba: yeah me too hahaa thanks 02:58 <+MillerBOSS> Are the lights on in the cave NinjaStyle ? 02:59 <+NinjaStyle> wat 02:59 < czarbomba> fuck the powershell cmdlet is only win8 and up 02:59 <+NinjaStyle> whos there 02:59 < enix> haha ikr 02:59 < czarbomba> ok. registry it is. here's a guide (just over halfway down for win7/2008): http://kb.bodhost.com/steps-to-enable-and-disable-smbv1-smbv2-and-smbv3-in-windows-servers/ 03:00 < enix> thank you I'll check it out 03:00 < czarbomba> obviously 'value' would be 1 instead of 0 to enable 03:00 < czarbomba> but that'll let you check the host computer to make sure that's the problem 03:00 < czarbomba> regedit and navigate to that key 03:00 <+MillerBOSS> editreg 03:00 <+MillerBOSS> Is better 03:01 < czarbomba> i prefer tideger 03:01 <+MillerBOSS> Does it have built in DNS? 03:01 < czarbomba> no but it has a robust SND implementation 03:01 <+MillerBOSS> That's valuable 03:03 < precise> Fuck da caps 03:03 < brucevein> When the frame arrives from outside and enters the vSwitch, vmkernel checks if any connected virtual network cards do have assigned a MAC that the frame has as a "destination MAC". Once a match is found, the frame is processed and sent out on a particular port (where our destionation VM's NIC is connected). If no match is found, packed is dropped. 03:03 < precise> brucevein: wow 03:03 < precise> You really want to get this guy 03:03 < precise> dont ya? 03:03 < brucevein> literally cannot stand this guy 03:03 < brucevein> yes 03:03 < precise> They say a few things will survive the nuclear armageddon 03:03 < precise> Cockroaches 03:03 < precise> Sneks 03:03 < czarbomba> are you doing punitive sysadminning? 03:03 < enix> where da fuck is that registry thing tho 03:03 < precise> And brucevein's hatred 03:03 < enix> thats the thing 03:04 < enix> found it 03:04 < enix> lol 03:04 < czarbomba> enix: on the host (win7) machine 03:04 < czarbomba> oh you were looking for the path 03:04 <+MillerBOSS> Its in the register 03:04 < czarbomba> yeah just ignore the powershell stuff if you're checking it out 03:05 < enix> So SMB1 doesn't exist, guessing that means its not configured 03:05 < czarbomba> i think that means it's enabled 03:05 < enix> yeah you're right 03:06 < precise> WOOOOOOO 03:06 < precise> PENS GOAL 03:06 < precise> LETS GO PENS 03:06 < czarbomba> https://serverfault.com/questions/850082/no-smb-related-entries-in-hklm-system-currentcontrolset-services-lanmanserver-pa 03:06 < czarbomba> default = enabled 03:06 < enix> brb phone call 03:06 < czarbomba> precise, the pens are my preferred team this year since they knocked out the hated flyers 03:06 < enix> yaaayyyy 03:06 < precise> czarbomba: Yes, and I hate the Caps regardless 03:06 < precise> :P 03:07 < czarbomba> yup 03:07 < czarbomba> i showed you the "overr8d" jpg right? 03:07 < precise> no 03:07 < czarbomba> and the "elimini8d" 03:07 < precise> pls do 03:07 < czarbomba> which i'm saving for when the pens knock washington out 03:07 < czarbomba> damn which image host has 'em 03:07 * czarbomba runs through the usual suspects 03:08 < precise> TABTABTABTAB 03:08 <+MillerBOSS> precise πŸ‘‰ ALT F4 03:08 < precise> CTRL W 03:08 < czarbomba> here's elimin8d: https://i.imgur.com/eImu4Nf.jpg 03:08 < czarbomba> i didn't make it, i found it years ago 03:08 < czarbomba> had to save it 03:08 < rpifan> hi 03:08 < precise> lol 03:09 < czarbomba> this one i made when the isles played the crapitals in the playoffs. https://i.imgur.com/iXBWayu.jpg 03:09 < precise> lkgohsdaihsg 03:09 < precise> GOAL 03:09 < czarbomba> the hashtag was what isles fans would shout every single time ovechkin came on the ice in that series 03:09 < precise> 2-2 03:09 < precise> LETS GO 03:10 < czarbomba> when the pens beat the crapitals i am going to spamtroll all the internets with the elimin8d graphic 03:10 < rpifan> misspwn, 03:10 < czarbomba> as is my yearly tradition 03:10 < rpifan> hey my favoriate human female 03:10 < precise> Hello rpifan, welsome to #reddit-PittsburghPenguins 03:11 <+MillerBOSS> Uh oh 03:11 <@JollyRgrs> rpifan: down boy 03:11 < rpifan> im gay 03:11 < czarbomba> millerboss, CAN you HEAR us??? 03:11 < rpifan> pitsburgh? 03:11 < misspwn> hay boy hay 03:11 <@JollyRgrs> idc 03:11 <@JollyRgrs> down boy 03:11 <+MillerBOSS> I knew that was coming 03:11 * czarbomba clap clap clapclapclap 03:11 < rpifan> misspwn, how r u doing 03:11 < precise> rpifan: am slightly intoxicated 03:11 < precise> pls no judge 03:11 < rpifan> its ok 03:11 < rpifan> get more drunk 03:11 * MillerBOSS is a girl 03:11 < precise> I cant 03:11 < precise> am out 03:11 < czarbomba> would you believe i figured "misspawn" was some sort of nod to michigan, like "mi's spawn"? 03:11 <+MillerBOSS> Yes czarbomba 03:11 < czarbomba> s/misspawn/misspwn 03:11 <+layer-eight> czarbomba meant: "would you believe i figured "misspwn" was some sort of nod to michigan, like "mi's spawn"?" 03:12 < enix> miss "poon", not "spawn" 03:12 < precise> czarbomba: fake news 03:12 < czarbomba> i think it's "miss pwn" 03:12 < czarbomba> but how do i know 03:12 < misspwn> rpifan, pretty good, just got done eating some burgers 03:12 < precise> Michigan > Ohio 03:12 < misspwn> how are you? 03:12 < precise> For the record ^ 03:12 < czarbomba> it amuses me that the internet embraces shit that comes directly from typos. 03:12 < precise> Hell, Haiti > Ohio 03:13 < misspwn> it is miss pwn, got asked once if i owned a pawn shop but sadly i just pwn things 03:13 < enix> czarbomba: to be fair, that's what happen when you have to type "helo" or "ehlo" to say hello to a smtp server 03:13 < rpifan> misspwn, thats great, i gotta say i like my direct boss, for some reasno she really believes in me 03:13 < brucevein> ok , im ready to send my response 03:14 < misspwn> rpifan, maybe it's because you're kickin ass already 03:14 < precise> goal!!!!!!11 03:14 < misspwn> or maybe she secretly wants a shopping partner 03:15 < precise> 3-2 PENS 03:15 < rpifan> ive been doing work related stuff lots of it 03:15 < rpifan> butt 03:15 < rpifan> no real work that is in my job title 03:15 < czarbomba> heh. gotta love how pittsburgh can just pop off like that 03:15 < rpifan> ive been adding a lot to the company wiki 03:15 < rpifan> which we manage 03:16 < czarbomba> it'll probably be a good night for you, precise. sounds like holtby is shook 03:16 < czarbomba> he's not known for bouncing back quickly. or even the same day 03:16 < rpifan> i have found out tho that our department is the lowest on the totem pole 03:16 < brucevein> https://paste.fedoraproject.org/paste/kJSPZU-ALq5rdtHGusx6sQ 03:16 < brucevein> admiralspark left us :( 03:17 < misspwn> bottom feeders need jobs too! 03:17 < precise> czarbomba: Yup 03:17 < brucevein> I’m not saying that you are wrong, but vswitches inherently do not route or speak layer 3. 03:17 < brucevein> When a frame enters the distributed vswitch, vmkernel checks if any connected virtual nics have a MAC that matches the destination. If a match is found, that frame is switched and sent downstream through that vm’s host uplink port to the distributed vswitch and finally arriving at the destination vm. 03:17 < brucevein> If a MAC matching the destination isn’t found, the packet is dropped. 03:17 < brucevein> To simplify this, it’s essentially the same as VM1 and VM2 having physical network adapters connected to the same layer2 dumb switch. 03:17 < precise> wow 03:17 < czarbomba> couple weeks ago holtby lost his job, didn't he? 03:17 < precise> yeah 03:17 < brucevein> does anyone disagree with this statement 03:17 < czarbomba> hahahaha 03:17 <+MillerBOSS> admiralspark is admspark|Flyin brucevein 03:18 < brucevein> im about to be flyin once i send this email and go dab 03:18 < czarbomba> so much for "washington's problem everyone wants to have" 03:18 < precise> HOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLTTTBY 03:19 * precise chants at his TV 03:19 < rpifan> sadly 03:19 <+MillerBOSS> s/chants/throws a WII controller 03:19 < czarbomba> shoulda bought the ppv pack this year. the only way i can watch the game is via a 480p SD channel, a 480p illegal internet stream, or a bar 03:19 < precise> I sold my Wii after owning it for 3 months 03:20 < sammm> hey guys, weird issue, randomly (no change was made to our DNS) a certain fqdn stopped resolving to the address it is pointing to 03:20 < czarbomba> nbc should eject on all those bullshit shows it keeps trying out and just commit to broadcasting all of the NHL playoffs on the parent channel 03:20 < sammm> i can run dig @nameserver fqdn and it DOES return the correct value 03:20 < precise> czarbomba: Come to Michigan, CBC is included in most cable packages ;) 03:20 < sammm> but a ping will instantly fail with unable to resolve 03:20 < czarbomba> nobody cares that it's ota any more 03:20 < sammm> (i've flushed DNS), any ideas? 03:20 < czarbomba> precise gat damnit, even when i lived in upstate ny for a year we didn't have CBC 03:20 < precise> CBCD at that! 03:20 <+layer-eight> precise *acts* throws a WII controller at his TV 03:21 < czarbomba> and we were like a fat man's sprint away from toronto 03:21 < precise> wot 03:21 <+MillerBOSS> Bet its still DNS some way shape or form sammm 03:22 < czarbomba> sammm what's not working? have you made sure it isn't using naked hostname 03:22 <+MillerBOSS> I wager 7 Server CALs 03:22 < czarbomba> also, check for any duplicate dns suffix problems 03:22 < czarbomba> feels derpy to look at dns traffic only to see host.doman.com.domain.com 03:22 < misspwn> anyone work with someone who thinks that flushing dns is the way to fix all problems? didn't mean you sammm 03:23 < Jay-Ros> misspwn - only if something has changed recently 03:23 < precise> And now I'm behind cuz I had to get my dog to stop barking at the dangerous leaf in the backyard 03:23 < misspwn> Jay-Ros, right but most cases it auto resolves itself 03:23 <+MillerBOSS> Its not a bad thing to try just like turning it off and on again 03:23 < czarbomba> msispwn i once mentored a helpdesk kid whose entire troubleshooting routine consisted of clearing cache, flushing dns, and rebooting 03:23 < Jay-Ros> yes, it's periodic that it pulls updates from the dns servers 03:23 < czarbomba> if a reboot didn't fix it that shit was an instant escalation 03:23 < misspwn> user locked out of computer???flush dns.. that's what i meant by that 03:23 < czarbomba> lol 03:24 < misspwn> we had a guy that's what his go to move was. probably worked one time for a very specific thing 03:24 * precise begins creating an insane situation in which DNS could be to blame for logon failure 03:24 <+MillerBOSS> Here I got a hammer 03:24 < Jay-Ros> that's where you jump onto another computer and psexec \\ cmd.exe /c "gpupdate.exe" and then "ipconfig /flushdns" 03:24 < czarbomba> "my pc is on fire" "please open a command prompt and type the following: 'i-p-c-o-n-f-i-g-space-forwardslash-space-f-l-u.." 03:24 < misspwn> lel 03:25 <@JollyRgrs> Jay-Ros: b/c if it is off the domain, your domain creds will totally work on it? 03:25 < misspwn> outlook profile not building.. flush dns--ok i actually did use that today and we were having issues 03:25 < Jay-Ros> JollyRgrs - if that's the case, then you set a GPO specifically to that device for a scheduled task to flush dns 03:25 < czarbomba> icmp uses whatever the OS makes available for name resolution no? 03:25 < precise> JollyRgrs: I just precache my DA creds on all Org computers, turn off expiration on the creds 03:25 <@JollyRgrs> precise: sounds good 03:25 < czarbomba> meaning it could be getting redirected by like nbt or something and never making it to dns 03:25 < precise> It Just Works (TM) 03:25 <@JollyRgrs> i don't use DNS 03:25 < BytesAndCoffee> czarbomba: i literally had a customer say that their phone hit the wall 03:25 < czarbomba> precise is logged into his computer using root and ircing 03:25 <@JollyRgrs> solves all problems 03:26 < precise> czarbomba: am not 03:26 < czarbomba> my /etc/hosts file is 124gb :( 03:26 <@JollyRgrs> czarbomba: no, his user account on windows is root 03:26 < BytesAndCoffee> not that they threw it at the wall 03:26 < czarbomba> lol 03:26 < BytesAndCoffee> that the phone hit the wall 03:26 * precise is now confused 03:26 < czarbomba> like the room tilted on its end and the phone just flew into the wall due to the change in gravity? 03:26 <@JollyRgrs> no 03:26 * Jay-Ros has another coffee pending 03:26 < BytesAndCoffee> czarbomba or airplane mode 03:26 < sammm> it's so odd 03:26 <@JollyRgrs> that wouldbe the phone fell into the wall 03:27 <@JollyRgrs> this is that the phone actively moved towards the wall when it hit it 03:27 < sammm> i can now ping from my ec2 instances and it reoslves 03:27 < precise> Magnets man 03:27 < czarbomba> my physicsbrain is hurting :( 03:27 < sammm> but any windwos box cannot resolve the address 03:27 < sammm> wtf 03:27 < sammm> why is it always dns? 03:27 < BytesAndCoffee> dog never shits 03:27 < czarbomba> samm nslookup from winders fails but (presumably) dig from linux works? 03:27 < czarbomba> same dns servers configured on the active adapter? 03:28 < sammm> nslookup works on windows, dig/ping works on nix 03:28 < sammm> but ping from windows doesnt 03:28 < czarbomba> oh ok 03:28 < czarbomba> windows is probably using nbt 03:28 < czarbomba> dig and nslookup querying a specific server will tell you dns works and i think that scenario should tell you that whatever you're troubleshooting is doing the same thing as ping: bypassing or ignoring dns 03:29 <+MillerBOSS> s/(TM)/β„’ 03:29 <+layer-eight> precise meant: "It Just Works (β„’)" 03:29 < precise> MillerBOSS: I don't need no special characters 03:29 < czarbomba> holy shit hydra is so old it doesn't even render the TM symbol 03:29 < precise> czarbomba: lol 03:29 <+MillerBOSS> That is not special. Its legit 03:29 < czarbomba> i wish the dev would make the code public and let people pick up on it 03:29 < precise> MillerBOSS: It's special to me 03:29 < czarbomba> is it multibyte? 03:29 < czarbomba> the character 03:29 <+MillerBOSS> Aww thats cute precise 03:29 < precise> tnx 03:29 < czarbomba> i can't really suss out the limitations in charset of this client 03:29 < precise> ur cute 03:30 < sammm> thanks czarbomba 03:30 * MillerBOSS blushes 03:30 < czarbomba> i suspect it's anything extended ascii or beyond 03:30 < czarbomba> sammm well there's probably not much to thank me for, i'm just brainstorming high level stuff fitting your symptoms 03:30 < czarbomba> plus i obviously missed the backstory behind the troubleshoot 03:34 <+MillerBOSS> kingmanor πŸ‘‰ Welcome 03:35 <+MillerBOSS> We are now accepting #reddit-sysadmin applications for "mod" status. Apply now. 03:36 < precise> !nominate precise OP 03:36 < DrGibby|> !nominate Gibby he'd make a great op 03:36 <+MillerBOSS> Please apply today by: 03:36 <+MillerBOSS> /msg cryptic1 Apply for "mod" status 03:37 * precise does the needful 03:37 < rpifan> !nominate rpifan 03:37 < rpifan> MillerBOSS, 03:37 <+MillerBOSS> Take the garbage out too precise 03:37 * MillerBOSS is not here 03:37 * precise begins wrapping up MillerBOSS in a Hefty bag 03:38 < rpifan> /msg cryptic1 Apply for "mod" status 03:38 <+MillerBOSS> Remove the space 03:38 * rpifan removes self 03:39 < precise> that save 03:39 < precise> fuckin robbed 03:41 <+MillerBOSS> precise scared everyone away. 03:41 < precise> I do these things on occassion 03:42 < mal_will> TIL there's two types of couscous 03:42 <+MillerBOSS> Here it comes 03:42 < czarbomba> w00t i won $200 from the draft 03:42 < mal_will> Nice czarbomba 03:43 <+MillerBOSS> Monopoly money can't buy you BTC. 03:43 < czarbomba> also a little bit sad that tyrod taylor's career as a bill is basically over 03:43 < czarbomba> but hey, this kid is supposed to be the truth 03:44 < precise> PENS WIN 03:44 < precise> PENS WIN 03:44 < mal_will> Penis wine 03:44 < czarbomba> hopefully holtby implodes and goaltending falls to that guy whose last name i can never remember 03:44 < czarbomba> easy series for pgh 03:45 < czarbomba> and then GOODBYE ALEXANDER MIKHAILOVICH OVECHKIN 03:45 < czarbomba> ELIMIN8D 03:46 < precise> Ovechkin is an offbrand Crosby that you'd find behind the toilet paper at Walmart 03:46 < czarbomba> i think the pens beat anyone out of the west except vegas 03:46 < DrGibby|> GOD DAMMIT I FUCKING SPRING 03:46 < czarbomba> precise he's more of an offbrand alexei yashin 03:46 < mal_will> Dang, that's cold precise 03:46 < precise> fuck ovi 03:46 < precise> and his crapitals 03:47 < czarbomba> vegas seems to have a direct line to the finals 03:47 < precise> I hope he loses a skate during warmups, just so it ruins his day 03:47 < czarbomba> they're going through san jose with home ice 03:47 < czarbomba> if vegas wins the title in year 1 03:47 < czarbomba> i don't even know how i'll react 03:47 < czarbomba> it'll be unprecedented 03:49 < DrGibby|> it'll be awesome 03:49 < DrGibby|> but, GO SHARKS! 03:49 * DrGibby| chomps 03:51 <+NinjaStyle> What's everyones favorite small SUV 03:51 < mal_will> You <3 03:51 <+NinjaStyle> I'm a human 03:51 <+MillerBOSS> Uh 03:51 <+NinjaStyle> I'm a huv 03:51 < mal_will> Guys, he doesn't know 03:52 < xamithan> PzKpfw IV 03:55 < mal_will> So I'm taking security+ soon, because I just want to keep my comptia cert line going. I think it's garbage though 03:55 < mal_will> Bluesnarfing, vishing, the answer to everything it input validation 03:56 <+NinjaStyle> Whaling 03:57 < mal_will> Yes yes, whaling is soooOoOOOo different from spearphishing 04:00 <+NinjaStyle> No opinions on SUVs 04:00 <@Nostalg14c> Morning. 04:01 < brucevein> man 04:01 < brucevein> dell sent me a seed unit 04:01 < czarbomba> you spearfish under the water with a three-pronged spear. you whale with a 8200 GRT factory ship and hydraulic harpoons 04:01 < brucevein> just because they want to get in the door 04:01 < czarbomba> totally samesies! 04:01 < brucevein> this thing is a beast 04:01 < brucevein> its an r740 04:02 < brucevein> loaded up too 04:05 <@JollyRgrs> brucevein: SEND TO MY ADDRESS 04:05 <+MillerBOSS> Whats the fine print on it? 04:06 < brucevein> only thing i agreed to was to provide feedback on the server 04:06 < brucevein> other than that its 100% free 04:06 < brucevein> never have to give it back 04:06 <+MillerBOSS> Have you purchased many from then before? 04:07 < brucevein> no, we dont have any dell 04:07 < brucevein> we are 100% hpe 04:07 <+MillerBOSS> them* 04:07 <+MillerBOSS> Interesting. 04:07 < brucevein> they want to get in here pretty bad 04:07 < brucevein> i want them in pretty bad too 04:08 < brucevein> almost always cheaper, but i dont know how long that would last.... 04:09 <+MillerBOSS> How did this happen? How did Dell find you? 04:10 <@JollyRgrs> brucevein: that's what she said? 04:10 <+NinjaStyle> Had my new boss email me over a week before I start asking me to prep for upcoming work 04:10 <@JollyRgrs> NinjaStyle: lolwut 04:10 <+NinjaStyle> That's some planning ahead 04:10 < brucevein> i get hit up by vendors all the time, i assume they find me on linkedin 04:10 <@JollyRgrs> brucevein: that's how i got hit up by dell for giving them feedback on wyse stuff 04:10 <@JollyRgrs> i got a few hundy in gift cards from it 04:12 < brucevein> vmware is the same way 04:12 < brucevein> which is odd 04:12 < brucevein> we already spend a ton of money with them, but they just want to keep selling other products 04:13 < ihre> well that is their job description 04:13 < brucevein> so i get to learn a lot about new shit because i get pitched it so often, which is nice 04:13 < ihre> so cant really blame em :P 04:13 < brucevein> they honestly have me contemplating a presales engineer role 04:14 < brucevein> those guys make STUPID money if youre in a good market 04:14 < brucevein> 70/30 pay structure 04:15 <+NinjaStyle> JollyRgrs: whats your favorite compact suv 04:15 < brucevein> the 70% is guaranteed and is typically larger than your existing base, 30% is when you meet your sales goals. I've seen guys hit 250% or more of their sales goals 04:21 < xamithan> Who in here buys the SUVs. We got some soccer moms ? 04:21 <+NinjaStyle> i want cargo room 04:21 < xamithan> Get a pickup 04:21 <+NinjaStyle> no pickups suck 04:22 < xamithan> Get a hatchback 04:22 <+NinjaStyle> and theyre way more expensive 04:22 <+NinjaStyle> name any good hatchback 04:22 < xamithan> focus 04:22 <+NinjaStyle> nah 04:22 <+NinjaStyle> its fwd 04:22 < xamithan> I like space and not paying insane gas prices 04:22 < mkillebrew> Panamera 04:23 <+NinjaStyle> im probably gonna get a bmw x3 04:23 < mkillebrew> awd? 04:23 <+NinjaStyle> yeah 04:23 < mkillebrew> excellent 04:24 <+NinjaStyle> 0-60 in 46 s 04:24 <+NinjaStyle> 4.6* 04:30 < mal_will> Lol 46 seconds sounds like my first car 04:39 < sammm> anyone from australia here? 04:39 <@Nostalg14c> Ye quite a few. 04:41 <+MillerBOSS> Where is Australia? 04:42 <+NinjaStyle> west 04:43 <+MillerBOSS> Oh there, that makes sense now NinjaStyle, thanks. :D 04:45 * MillerBOSS is listening to Def Leppard β€” Rock Of Ages, from the album Pyromania 04:45 < ihre> do stock samsung droids 'push' their own cloud in favor of google? 04:45 < ihre> like, take a pic and it wont sync to gcloud, just samsung cloud? 04:46 < mal_will> I think you can override it ihre 04:46 <+MillerBOSS> From what I recall that is how Samsung rolls but you can easily download the app you want and change the default action 04:46 < mal_will> But I haven't had a Samsung in a few years, idk if they changed it. But my not four went to my Google drive 04:48 < mal_will> Anyone here ever get their impacted wisdom teeth extracted? 04:49 < ihre> all 4 of them 04:49 < mal_will> In one day? 04:49 < ihre> hell no 04:49 < sammm> im from melb 04:50 < mal_will> Lol. That's my agenda for tomorrow and idk what to expect. Everyone says something different about their experience 04:50 <+MillerBOSS> sammm πŸ‘‰ There are a handful of peeps from Australia. 04:50 <+MillerBOSS> Here 04:51 < mal_will> I guess a lot of people throw up everywhere after the procedure 04:51 < mal_will> Yeah sammm wait like 4-5 more hours and the Aussies come out 04:51 < ihre> fwiw, extracting teeth isnt too bad nowadays, atleast my dentist has a super nice way to handle it, 0 pain 04:52 <+MillerBOSS> Huh they are already "out" 04:52 < ihre> but in the lower jaw you end up with big fucking gaps, the sockets 04:52 <+MillerBOSS> s/Huh/Uh 04:52 <+layer-eight> MillerBOSS meant: "Uh they are already "out"" 04:52 < mal_will> We're you put under ihre ? 04:52 < ihre> and that hurts 04:52 < ihre> locally, yes 04:52 <+MillerBOSS> https://time.is/Australia 04:52 < mal_will> I'm going full under 04:53 < mal_will> Sound like they yanked yours right out? 04:53 < ihre> kind of, more like slowly pulled with a lever 04:54 < ihre> sounds weird 04:54 < ihre> but bottom was another story 04:54 < mal_will> :[] 04:54 < ihre> had a shattered one, they had to cut it up before 04:54 < ihre> still, 0 pain 04:54 < ihre> just afterwards :P 04:54 < ihre> be sure to stack up some advil ^^ 04:54 < mal_will> Did they let you choose to keep them? 04:55 <@Nostalg14c> mali had 4 + 4 others removed 04:55 <@Nostalg14c> so 8 teeth in the same day 04:55 < rpifan> what does a product manager do 04:55 <@Nostalg14c> first day sucks. by day 3 you're fine. 04:55 <@Nostalg14c> modern medicine is magic. 04:55 <@Nostalg14c> mal_will: ** 04:56 < mal_will> Dang, 8 in one day 04:56 < mal_will> Our product manager is in charge of our biggest app rpifan 04:56 < mal_will> He leads changes, announcements, the staff that work on it 04:57 < mal_will> Did you get stuff in your many, many pockets Nostalg14c 04:58 < ihre> mal_will: for the other 3 he asked me if i wanted to keep them 04:58 < ihre> the shattered one was literally dust :P 04:58 < mal_will> Tooth dust, nice. Did you keep them? 04:59 <@Nostalg14c> I'm not sure I follow. 04:59 <@Nostalg14c> From the Tooth Fairy? 04:59 < ihre> nah, bloody messy shit, he told me they would be used at a university for dental studies otherwise 05:00 < ihre> so thats fine with me :P 05:00 < rpifan> hmm 05:00 < rpifan> at my work there are many product owers 05:00 < rpifan> owners i meet one of them today 05:00 < rpifan> do they actually do anyhting 05:01 < rpifan> or r they jsut manamgent 05:01 < misspwn> they own products! 05:01 < rpifan> but idk what that entails 05:01 < rpifan> its confuing 05:02 < misspwn> you could always ask them next time you get a chance. it's good to know what others are in charge of 05:03 < misspwn> maybe one of them will tell you they manage sharepoint and tell you how much they hate sharepoint 05:05 < rpifan> well 05:05 < rpifan> i chased down the infrastrcutre guy today 05:06 < rpifan> and told him id be his bitch boy 05:06 < rpifan> if he could give me any opportunity to work for his team id take it 05:06 < rpifan> even if i had to work 72 hours non stop 05:06 < rpifan> i really want to be on the infra team 05:06 < rpifan> this tech support team is stupid 05:06 < rpifan> he said he;d talk to my boss 05:06 < rpifan> but my boss already know and she likes that idea 05:06 < czarbomba> goddamnit. 10 day old cold cuts, untouched in sealed bag. grrr 05:06 < rpifan> so i hope ill get two jobs in a sense 05:06 < misspwn> i don't think they will mind letting you shadow in on things 05:07 < misspwn> the forgotten coldcuts of 2018 05:07 < rpifan> yes ive already asked to shadow in on everything, i mean how am i supposed to do tech support if i dont know what infrastructure is 05:07 < rpifan> i guess in the past the tech support ppl hav ebene chore monkeys 05:08 < rpifan> instead of digging into things and finding out why its happening 05:08 < misspwn> eh 05:08 < rpifan> the good thing is they just hired a dev guy and he wasi n orientation with me 05:08 < misspwn> often times you don't get a chance to do that unless you walk over someone 05:08 < rpifan> so i have a bit of a relationship 05:08 < rpifan> it seems the dev team is the untouchables one 05:08 < misspwn> escalate everything and do the piddly stuff no one wants to do 05:08 < rpifan> but also today i spoke iwth another dev guy who endedu p being so cute 05:08 < rpifan> i had a hard time concentrating on his words 05:08 < rpifan> and not trying to suck his dick right there 05:09 < misspwn> you should totally try to avoid doing that 05:09 < rpifan> yes im working hard no that but im also annoyed 05:09 < rpifan> in a company floor iwth 100 ppl 05:09 < rpifan> there mustb e gays 05:09 < rpifan> i have suspicious ppl but i havent seen anyoen on grindr 05:11 < misspwn> pretty sure i've been in offices where there werent all straight people but the guys weren't whipping their dicks out at their desks 05:11 < rpifan> still im actually working surprinsgly hard to get integrated 05:11 < ihre> mal_will: why 4 at a time though? 05:11 < rpifan> even tho i plan to leave in a few months anyway 05:11 < rpifan> but a lot of them ppl WFH 05:11 < rpifan> so i might get to od tht too 05:11 < ihre> i'd ask if they can split it up, per left/right side 05:11 < mal_will> To be done with it ihre 05:11 < ihre> mal_will: that way you can still eat 05:12 < misspwn> rpifan, would your circumstances change if you got to work more from home 05:12 < ihre> otherwise you really will be drinking/eating through a straw for a couple of days 05:12 < ihre> which fucking sucks 05:12 < mal_will> Nostalg14c: I've been told the wisdom teeth will leave behind "pockets" 05:12 < ihre> yup 05:13 < mal_will> Si ihre 05:13 <@Nostalg14c> Nothing I noticed. 05:13 <@JollyRgrs> they eventually fill in 05:13 < mal_will> I plan on eating very little 05:13 < misspwn> so they can use a laser treatment on the gums after removing the teeth to health them faster as well as almost eliminating the risk of dry socket 05:13 < misspwn> ask your dentist about that 05:13 < mal_will> The whole thing sicks me out, but pockets and getting things in them is too much 05:13 < ihre> yes. dry socket, i had that 05:13 < ihre> that wasnt fun ;P 05:14 < mal_will> Thx misspwn I'll try. It's happening tomorrow morning tho 05:14 < rpifan> misspwn, if i could work from home, id get a second job 05:14 < rpifan> and then move togermany 05:14 < rpifan> adn keep the first job 05:14 < misspwn> i got like 90% of my dental work done in mexico and had 2 root canals, my wisdom teeth taken out all in the same day 05:14 < rpifan> im going to Europe before the endo f summer 05:14 < rpifan> thats set in stone now 05:14 <@JollyRgrs> misspwn: mine had flaps 05:14 < mal_will> The phrase dry socket is just too much 05:14 < rpifan> actually the dentist in Ecuaodr saved my teeth 05:14 < misspwn> they lasered that shit. my back one still kinda has a flap but its mostly gone 05:15 < rpifan> apparently i had bad periodontis 05:15 < rpifan> and the only ppl that realized it were in Ecuador 05:15 < rpifan> no matter how many drs i saw in the US 05:15 < mal_will> Fllaaapp! 05:15 < Jay-Ros> misspwn - getting that amount of dental work done in one day does my head in 05:15 < misspwn> pretty sure we all have periodontis 05:15 < rpifan> idk i have a lot of bone lose sadly 05:15 < misspwn> Jay-Ros, hah yeah it wasn't pleasant. valium and novicane was all i had in an 8hr shift in the dental chair 05:16 < misspwn> by the 4th day i had 18 crowns and a new mouth tho and only spent 4grand including travel and hotel 05:16 < mal_will> Dang, you went to Mexico just for dental? 05:16 < ihre> i've had a root canal on the day before i started this current job (~2months ago), again, 0 pain :P 05:16 < misspwn> yep 05:16 < ihre> i was super scared because the previous time it did hurt like hell 05:16 <@JollyRgrs> i had a root canal when i was 2 05:16 < mal_will> I just had some fillings replaced two weeks ago and it was a breeze 05:16 < misspwn> my teeth were fallin apart after obvious negletc from being a kid and not having flouride treamtments so my enamel was shot 05:17 < mal_will> Modern dentistry is so magic 05:17 < ihre> but they've come a long way at the dentist office, regained my trust :P 05:17 < rpifan> apparently the dev team doesnt like it when the tech support asks them questions 05:17 < mal_will> Can you imagine the dentist in 1920? 05:17 < ihre> i dont want to 05:17 < misspwn> us dentist quoted me 28k i said fuck that and did a year of research and planned it for my return part of my trip when i went to punk rock bowling in vegas lel 05:17 < rpifan> so my boss was saying that we need to wrestle more control from them 05:17 < rpifan> like apparently we dont have access to logs 05:17 < rpifan> and she would like it if we did 05:17 < ihre> i'd rather get hit in the face with hammer :P 05:17 < misspwn> so 3 days of music fest then i hit up mexico on my way back 05:17 < mal_will> 28k...what the fuck? 05:18 < rpifan> misspwn, what music fest 05:18 < mal_will> My four teeth are only costing 2500 05:18 < misspwn> rpifan, punk rock bowling it's been going on for years 05:18 < misspwn> it's like what warped tour should have been 05:18 < ihre> root canal was ~450eur here 05:18 < rpifan> where ? 05:18 < ihre> netherlands 05:18 < rpifan> oh nice 05:19 < rpifan> i wanna go 05:19 < misspwn> ihre, does that include the crown? 05:19 < rpifan> i hope to be in europe soon 05:19 < enix> omg i ate too much 05:19 < rpifan> never 05:19 < enix> So much chilli 05:19 < ihre> misspwn: yes, that was the entire bill, everything but a 4eur xray was reimbursed by my medical coverage with extended teeth policy :P 05:20 < enix> i was like "yes please put the hottest habanero you have on my burrito bowl" then grabbed a little extra while I was there for good measure 05:20 < enix> Tonight will be fun. 05:20 < ihre> gromtime at home? 05:20 < misspwn> why stop there, tomorrow might be even more fun 05:20 < enix> misspwn: fingers crossed 05:20 < enix> ihre: I'm in the sin bin atm; no license for six months 05:21 < misspwn> be an overachiever enix, i believe in you 05:21 < enix> funnily, that was my philosophy when i lost my license 05:21 < ihre> enix: got jacked up during a meet ? 05:21 < enix> ihre: lost license for six months last year due to doing double the speed limit by accident 05:22 < enix> ihre: then I was slightly outside of my lane for visibility whilst on good behaviour bond and they fined me 05:22 < mal_will> By accident 05:22 < enix> mal_will: idk I what happened, my car just went vroom 05:22 < misspwn> you've never sped a little too fast on accident because your butthole was winking? 05:23 < mal_will> Nope 05:23 < ihre> im so happy they didnt have traffic cams on the road to the motorway here, i always thought i could drive 'full' speed there because it looked like a motorway, until a colleage tagged along and told me otherwise 05:23 < mal_will> Never had a ticket 05:23 < enix> misspwn: pumping ludacris move bitch the entire time 05:23 < misspwn> hah 05:23 < ihre> was doing 150 on a 80 road for a couple of weeks before i found out :x 05:23 < enix> be an over achiever mal_will, misspwn believes in you 05:23 < misspwn> yahh i do 05:24 < mal_will> I don't drive anymore 05:24 < enix> ihre: kmh or mph? 05:24 < misspwn> driving wouldn't quit you 05:24 < mal_will> Sold muh car and moved to the cit-tay 05:24 < enix> fuck that 05:24 < mal_will> That's how cit-tay fold pronounce cit-tay 05:24 < ihre> kmh, what do you take me for? i cant understand imperial units :D 05:24 < enix> ihre: I know hey, fucking yanks 05:24 < ihre> enix: when will you get it back? 05:25 < enix> ihre: october 10 05:25 < mal_will> Is misspwn an actual miss? 05:25 < enix> mal_will: noone knows 05:25 * m4221 tases mal_will 05:25 < enix> but I mean, rules of the internet still apply 05:25 < mal_will> Eerie 05:25 * m4221 tases enix 05:25 < mal_will> Everyone is a blow up doll? 05:25 * enix farts on m4221 05:25 < mal_will> Thx m4221 I needed that 05:25 < misspwn> mal_will, bonified or some shit 05:25 < misspwn> that's a word right? 05:26 < ihre> No 05:26 < ihre> bonafied 05:26 < enix> hahaha 05:26 < enix> bonerfied 05:26 < mal_will> Ditto misspwn 05:26 < ihre> bonafide 05:26 < enix> hahahahahahaha 05:26 < ihre> :D 05:26 * enix <--- aussie 05:26 < misspwn> wow 05:26 < m4221> misspwn: have a taser 05:26 < misspwn> you're lucky you are dutch ihre 05:26 * m4221 gives misspwn the taser 05:26 < ihre> misspwn: why is that? 05:26 < misspwn> ^5 mal_will 05:27 < czarbomba> okay, english dweebs. for proper grammar's sake, if you have a compound clause and you need to use the plural to match the subject, what do you do with "mass nouns"? 05:27 < misspwn> ihre, because i love dutch people even if they have weird forheads 05:27 < enix> czarbomba: wow 05:27 < enix> um 05:27 < misspwn> um 05:27 < mal_will> That's a lot to unpack czarbomba 05:27 < enix> Freds, Mitches and Franks threeway 05:27 < enix> like that? 05:27 < czarbomba> yeah this is some straight up SAT prep shit i think 05:27 < czarbomba> i'm just going with what feels right 05:27 < mal_will> Yee misspwn 05:27 < misspwn> i don't even know what that means. compound sounds shady 05:28 < mal_will> I am surprised to see another 05:28 < enix> czarbomba: nah nah post what you're trying to say 05:28 < nohusuro> yeah, I never learned all the terms for shit like that. Got example sentences? 05:28 < enix> .seen sarah 05:28 <+layer-eight> Sarah spoke in #reddit-sysadmin 2 days 7 hours 35 minutes 51 seconds ago. Message: Heresiarch: :P 05:28 < misspwn> got them compound clauses for you dawg, treefiddy 05:28 < enix> I've been seeing sarah less and less since our little "paid application" argument 05:28 < mal_will> Paid application? 05:28 < m4221> One of the hot chicks at work had me do her statistics homework for her haha 05:28 < czarbomba> the 'example' sentence is a rough draft of something but i think i'm going in another direction 05:29 < enix> mal_will: I told her that you shouldn't pay for phone apps that should be basic functionality 05:29 < czarbomba> i outthunk myself 05:29 < czarbomba> k.i.s.s. 05:29 < enix> czarbomba: POST IT 05:29 < enix> I GOTSTA KNOW 05:29 < mal_will> Like calculators? 05:29 < misspwn> calculator would stick to mind 05:29 < enix> mal_will: yeah like if you made a scientific calculator with built in conversions, why should I pay for that ? 05:29 < czarbomba> it's just a general question on how to indicate a 'mass noun' like "information" can be indicated as plural when needed 05:29 < enix> mal_will: or a file browser with access to dropbox etc. I shouldn't pay for that either 05:30 < mal_will> Because I spent time? 05:30 < enix> czarbomba: yeah but i need an example to work with 05:30 < misspwn> maybe no one asked them to do it 05:30 < mal_will> MY PRECIOUS TIME 05:30 < enix> czarbomba: this is eating me up 05:30 < czarbomba> the example i used as a jumping off point was just kludgy no matter how i tried it. so i split it. 05:30 < enix> czarbomba: I'm actually being serious 05:30 < czarbomba> enix, now you're just hyping it up too much. 05:30 < misspwn> maybe that time could have been spent doing better things like eating pizza rolls and watching tv 05:30 < nohusuro> I'm tempted to start an android develop account and publish ad free apps for basic shit like that :/ 05:30 < czarbomba> no matter what happens it'll be a letdown for you. 05:30 < enix> czarbomba: it's fine it's just me that genuinely cares and I have to know if I am right 05:30 < czarbomba> this is a self-fulfilling prophecy 05:32 < enix> nohusuro: i'd pay for that 05:34 < enix> I dont want to work 05:38 < enix> googled your handle misspwn; was not disappointed 05:38 < misspwn> omg 05:38 < enix> https://clips.twitch.tv/TrustworthySpoopyDeerWow 05:38 < enix> nsfw 05:38 < misspwn> why are you googling me...doxx 05:38 < enix> misspwn: because it's the easiest way to find funny shit 05:39 < misspwn> oh reddit logs of all my stupid quotes? 05:39 < enix> nohusuro: is boring it's just his github 05:39 < enix> with a powershell script that runs robocopy for some reason 05:40 < enix> nohusuro: so .doc and .xls files aren't encrypted against the password you enter? 05:40 < enix> That's a bit stupid 05:47 < misspwn> enix, i just spent however long googling myself now 05:47 < misspwn> most of the stuff i say talks about eating ass.. 05:47 < enix> 10/10 google search 05:48 < misspwn> maybe that's why they hired me 05:49 < misspwn> that feel when you know you belong on a specific team by not realizing you are doing the hand jerking motion when describing a pecak issue 05:49 < misspwn> all that sensitivity training they had prior 05:49 < nohusuro> enix: you only found my github? 05:49 < enix> nohusuro: I stopped at that 05:49 < enix> and it was the first hit 05:49 < nohusuro> was gonna say, you suck if that's all you found 05:49 < enix> misspwn: zelda.io is the local digs btw 05:49 < nohusuro> this handle links to another handle, which links to another handle, which links to my real name somewhere, lol 05:49 < enix> misspwn: if you need an answer to something, zelda should have it. 05:50 < nohusuro> and no, it's not encrypted with the password at all 05:50 < nohusuro> it's a software level restriction 05:50 < enix> nohusuro: that's stupid. it would have been harder to implement than encrypting 05:50 < nohusuro> enix: encrypting would be silly as well though 05:50 < enix> in what world 05:50 < nohusuro> because then you'd need the password to run the macros 05:50 < enix> and dont say eath 05:50 < enix> s/th/rth 05:50 <+layer-eight> enix meant: "and dont say earth" 05:51 < enix> oh 05:51 < enix> right. 05:51 < nohusuro> sometimes you just want to restrict people from accessing the project 05:51 < nohusuro> which is obviously an ineffective measure anyway 05:52 < enix> i'd just encrypt the contents of the document with the password and entering the password when you open it decrypts it 05:53 < nohusuro> but sometimes you don't want end users to enter a password to use a form 05:53 < nohusuro> our company doesn't have an online ordering system, and we send out order forms in excel 05:53 < enix> .. 05:53 < nohusuro> to get all the calculations done, etc, we use several macros 05:54 < nohusuro> trust me, I know. 05:54 < nohusuro> it's not ideal 05:54 < nohusuro> but we are in manufacturing, and people find it hard to do anything with computers 05:54 < nohusuro> barbarians, the lot of them 05:54 < enix> yeah some of my clients are a bit like that 05:54 < nohusuro> some guy refuses to use the spreadsheet 05:54 < nohusuro> and draws something out on paper 05:54 < nohusuro> scans it in, or faxes it over 05:55 < nohusuro> then e-mails it to us and asks his builder liaison to quote the order for him 05:55 < nohusuro> to which she creates the equivalent order in the spreadsheet and sends him back a PDF :S 05:55 < nohusuro> it's fucking dumb 05:55 < enix> ... 05:56 < nohusuro> the spreadsheet in his words is "too technical and confusing for him" 05:56 < nohusuro> it's all point and click with drop downs 05:56 < nohusuro> fml 05:58 < nohusuro> and enix, the powershell script was written to migrate server data to a bigger drive without me having to monitor progress 05:59 < nohusuro> The data was initially stored on an internal drive with no storage left, so we attached an iSCSI volume and used that to move the shares 05:59 < nohusuro> it allowed us to move a lot of it during business hours 06:00 < enix> yeah I know that feeling 06:00 < enix> got heaps of songs on my ipod and no way to take them off because i'm busy listening to it 06:00 < nohusuro> hah 06:00 < enix> Did any of the ipod classics come with bluetooth? 06:01 <@Nostalg14c> nope 06:01 < enix> I'm sure I could hack one into the case 06:01 < nohusuro> I used to have a repo of cracks I'd made, but that got shutdown pretty quickly, xD 06:02 < enix> Shouldn't be too hard; splice into the battery pack and splice into the earphone jack, right? 06:02 <@Nostalg14c> But, why 06:02 < enix> Nostalg14c: modern hipster 06:02 < enix> I AM vegan afterall 06:02 <@Nostalg14c> rly? 06:02 < enix> I thought you knew 06:02 < enix> There was a big discussion about it here 06:02 <@Nostalg14c> I must've opted out. 06:02 < enix> Goes to show how much you monitor the chan 06:03 < enix> haha OPted 06:03 < enix> erhem. 06:03 <@Nostalg14c> ;] 06:03 < enix> anywho... 06:03 < enix> lol 06:03 < enix> hows the ninja m8e 06:03 <@Nostalg14c> I don't have one. 06:04 < enix> wasnt that you that owned a 300? 06:04 <@Nostalg14c> Yeah like.. 2 years ago 06:04 < enix> Did you move on? 06:04 <@Nostalg14c> I have a Duke 390 now. 06:04 < mal_will> Ditto enix on the veeg 06:04 <+NinjaStyle> Vag 06:04 < enix> fuck yeah 06:04 < enix> I'm jealous as fuck 06:04 < mal_will> Thx NinjaStyle 06:05 < mal_will> I appreciate that 06:05 < enix> Nostalg14c: how's she go? Do you wheelie that slut? 06:05 <+NinjaStyle> Jeekee 06:05 <@Nostalg14c> Yeah i can pratically lift it up to turn it around. 06:05 < mal_will> Vegan Ness is starting bzns 06:05 <@Nostalg14c> light af. 06:05 < enix> That's sick 06:06 < enix> I really wanted to go up to one from the grom 06:06 < enix> I still might if the prices go down 06:06 < enix> whats power delivery like? 06:06 < mkillebrew> groms look like they were made for children 06:06 < mkillebrew> or dwarves 06:06 < enix> mkillebrew: they ride like it too 06:06 < mkillebrew> they ride like a dwarf? 06:07 < enix> rare footage of nostalgic cornering https://scontent-syd2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t31.0-8/fr/cp0/e15/q65/23120373_10155600741400027_4479817635307751816_o.jpg?_nc_cat=0&efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&_nc_eui2=v1%3AAeEyR2EaSZcm5D-Ke_HGvELR7DEz_jQfyPLf2cWgPnb4wozSeJ2kuMbZ2kSYv6rZvBBXbtxE5EoeYil7IvyXpc0RUUZsdh_cLdVV1JvLRqj1_Q&oh=ea407e669851feb6da1ee26818bbe0eb&oe=5B92F4C8 06:07 <@Nostalg14c> lol wtf 06:07 <@Nostalg14c> how'd you get that photo of me 06:08 < enix> I just googled "too pussy to send it" 06:08 <@Nostalg14c> that's funne tho, poor guys leg must be fucked after sitting like that posing for a picture. 06:08 < enix> but my google search results hve been effected by my missypwn binge 06:08 <@Nostalg14c> pardon? 06:08 < enix> Google it 06:09 <@Nostalg14c> I'll psas. 06:09 < enix> your loss 06:09 < mkillebrew> affected or effected 06:09 <@Nostalg14c> I'll save it for later. 06:09 <@Nostalg14c> mkillebrew: fuck knows 06:09 < enix> haha that's what I did ;) 06:09 < mkillebrew> I knows 06:09 < enix> mkillebrew: effected 06:09 < enix> oh. 06:09 < enix> affected. 06:09 <@Nostalg14c> That a/e is one i'll never get. 06:09 < enix> cause an effect, has been affected 06:10 < nohusuro> mkillebrew: what's the sentence? 06:10 <@Nostalg14c> 12:08 < enix> but my google search results hve been effected by my missypwn 06:10 < enix> isnt it like the effect affected their vision 06:10 < mkillebrew> Rain adversely affected the effect of the fireworks 06:10 < nohusuro> oh never mind, saw it 06:10 < nohusuro> it'd be affected 06:10 < enix> YEAH WELL GO WRITE A POWERSHELL MODULE ABOUT IT GUYS GEEZ 06:10 < mkillebrew> ew 06:11 < mkillebrew> don't push your disgusting windows nonsense on us 06:11 < enix> It's nohusuro's fault 06:11 < nohusuro> touch enix_corections.psm1 06:11 < nohusuro> corrections* 06:11 < nohusuro> :D 06:11 < mkillebrew> we already have to endure comments on being vegan 06:12 < enix> nohusuro: that would be irony wouldn't it? 06:12 < enix> or sattire 06:12 < enix> oh wait no irony 06:12 < mal_will> *tyrany 06:12 <@Nostalg14c> neither. 06:14 < mkillebrew> you suck at, like... words 06:14 < nohusuro> anyone here join the netsecfocus group on mattermost? 06:16 < enix> nope 06:39 < mkillebrew> I tried giving Haskell another shot, it was a terrible experience 06:39 < mkillebrew> like taking a swift kick to the monads 06:56 < nohusuro> woah, Kim Jong Un in South Korea?! The video is surreal as fuck 07:08 <+MillerBOSS> Your butt cheeks is warm 07:08 <+MillerBOSS> .yt kielbasa 07:08 <+layer-eight> YouTube Tenacious D - Kielbasa - https://youtu.be/7LBxr5ZScqE 07:30 < czarbomba> gurl, u jiggle? 07:39 <+MillerBOSS> Yeah 07:47 < Gencade> Hi guys 07:47 <+MillerBOSS> HIIIIII!!!!!1111 07:47 < Gencade> MillerBOSS, hi 07:49 < Gencade> go home MillerBOSS 07:49 <+MillerBOSS> But but 07:49 < Gencade> but what 07:49 <+MillerBOSS> I am making things and jamming 07:49 * MillerBOSS is listening to Tenacious D β€” Medley: City Hall / I Believe / Malibu Nights, from the album Tenacious D 07:49 < Gencade> sounds fun 07:49 < Gencade> I love tenasious 07:50 <+MillerBOSS> D 07:50 <+MillerBOSS> Oh its fun 07:50 <+MillerBOSS> And how is macOS so far? 07:50 <+MillerBOSS> I am waiting for you to bitch :P 07:51 < Gencade> I havent played around with it since I left for club tonight 07:51 <+MillerBOSS> In Da Club, eh? 07:51 < Gencade> CLub Rodeo specifically 07:55 <+MillerBOSS> So you did the 2 step shuffle there? 07:55 < Gencade> sure 07:56 < Gencade> im tired 07:57 < Gencade> im v ery time 07:57 <+MillerBOSS> Oh another neat program is https://www.royalapplications.com/ts/mac/ , check out built in SpotLight with CMD + Space or use https://www.alfredapp.com/ 07:57 < Gencade> tinred 07:57 < czarbomba> save a horse, ride a cowgirl, eh 07:57 < Gencade> fuck yeha' 08:03 <+MillerBOSS> GET TEH FUCK UP THIS BOAT IS REEEEAL!!! 08:04 < czarbomba> i am convinced microsoft bounces around the domains hosting their back end shit just to fuck with people who use browsers that can run script blacklists. something ie/edge cannot do. 08:07 * MillerBOSS is listening to The Lonely Island β€” Motherlover (feat. Justin Timberlake), from the album Turtleneck & Chain (Deluxe Version) 08:07 <+MillerBOSS> czarbomba is a mother lover 08:09 < humpaxx> Morning everyone 08:09 <+MillerBOSS> Hola humpaxx 08:11 < xe0n> beer o clock soon 08:12 < xe0n> rdm > royalts 08:13 <+MillerBOSS> On a Mac? 08:18 < xe0n> probably 08:21 <+MillerBOSS> RoyalTSX is real fast vs RDM in my experience on macOS 08:22 < xe0n> can't say i've used rdm on mac tbh, think i loaded it on, but it wouldn't connect to the shared sql db so gave up 08:23 < ebol4> interview assistance bitte 08:23 < ebol4> or pre-interview i guess 08:23 < ebol4> the hiring manager says i need puppet experience 08:24 < ebol4> i'm trying to say that i don't have puppet experience, but i have experience in these other similar things, and i would be happy to set up puppet in the home lab 08:24 < ebol4> does that sound reasonable 08:24 < xe0n> sure 08:24 < xe0n> say you've got muppet experience though 08:25 < xe0n> :P 08:25 < ebol4> i've got experience sticking my hand in a variety of holes 08:27 < ebol4> "I would be happy to spend some time configuring this kind of Puppet infrastructure in my home lab to get some hands on experience with that sort of environment, if you would like to move forward." 08:27 < ebol4> does this sentence make you want to punch me 08:29 < xe0n> "I don't have experience using puppet, but I've used similiar technologies such as " 08:29 < ebol4> also is it weird to respond to an email from a prospective employer at 2:30AM 08:29 < ebol4> right that part is taken care of in other sentences 08:29 < ebol4> i'm trying to like 08:29 < ebol4> close out the email 08:35 < ebol4> that's it i'm gonna send it 09:08 < enix> https://imgflip.com/i/296y6t 09:14 < ceofreak> Fridaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay 09:15 < xe0n> 5.15pm friday here :P 09:17 < enix> xe0n: it's actually 5:17 09:19 < ceofreak> lol 09:23 < enix> I never get call backs from the jobs I want and I just did 09:23 < enix> I'm so happy 09:23 < enix> AND they want to do a google hangouts! 09:23 < enix> s/ want/'re happy 09:23 <+layer-eight> enix meant: "AND they're happy to do a google hangouts!" 09:23 < enix> Going to wear my best lion mask for the chat 09:28 < howru> enix: congrats! 09:31 < enix> If youre reading this message then its too late. Youve already in place a sequencer of events that will unfold in a series much dissimilar from any other fantastic employee youve ever hired. Youre now reading the resume of a systems administrators with people-skills; a combination scarcely witnessed in the wilderness of server rooms or IT dens. David Attenborough considered making a documentary of such creatures, but the scarcity halted the project at i 09:31 < enix> That is the first paragraph of my cover letter 09:31 < enix> I must have had a few to drink. 09:31 < enix> Nostalg14c: check that shit haha 09:32 < enix> "...its my preferred method of virtualization simply for vCenter and vForum (although vForums food isnt as good as it used to be). 09:32 < enix> "I would love to negotiate a Crocodile named Boris who knows how to play fetch with a large into my remuneration package, however Im open for negotiation. 09:32 < enix> man I write the best shit sometimes 09:37 <@Nostalg14c> r u high 09:39 < howru> yes he is 09:39 < meowschwitz> fuck all yall talking bout 09:55 < Reverend> morning nerds 09:57 < Reverend> enix the cover letter I wrote for a job up north once was pretty similar. 09:58 < oarmstrong> morning fellow nerd 09:58 < mrWhiteMD> well, hello 10:01 <+A-KO> today 10:02 <+A-KO> further proof why I hate "security pros" 10:02 <+A-KO> y'all a bunch of tools 10:02 <+A-KO> sorry not sorry 10:06 < ParanoidVoxel> heyo 10:10 < Reverend> A-KO what happened bro? 10:16 <+A-KO> security people are fucking bullshit infuriating and need to diaf 10:16 <+A-KO> oh, also 10:16 <+A-KO> in other news 10:16 <+A-KO> https://tools.ietf.org/html/rfc8332 10:16 <+A-KO> regenerate your fucking SSH keys 10:29 < plop> so, talk about user friend.y 10:29 < plop> friendly 10:31 < plop> our software has this menu to select clients https://imgur.com/a/IvYBPN8 10:39 < humpaxx> plop: Select client where name != nottherightclient 10:39 < oarmstrong> no one could use that, it's all in spanish or some shit 10:39 < plop> yeah. well you need to put client name != blank to get the clients list 10:39 < plop> oarmstrong, true. here in spain we never use spanish 10:56 < ceofreak> is anyone using Qubes OS? 11:06 < ceofreak> This is amazing lol 11:07 < ceofreak> *if you have enough RAM 11:16 < meowschwitz> isnt qubes basically like 11:16 < meowschwitz> ANAL PARANOIA 11:16 < enix> IM BACK BITCHES 11:16 < enix> AND I LIKE WHAT IM SEEING meowschwitz 11:16 < badsnappa> I'm not ur BITCH enix, nice try 11:16 < badsnappa> I'm already somebody elses BITCH 11:16 < badsnappa> !! 11:18 < enix> oh sorry dont wan tto step on velda's property 11:18 < ceofreak> meowschwitz well 11:19 < ceofreak> kind of, but for pentesting its cool because you have more control + you can run a couple of different vms and at the same time, theoretically, use the same computer as your daily driver with a private vm 11:19 < ceofreak> If you have the horsepower 12:06 < Trapdoor> What has 6 balls and rapes retards? 12:06 < Trapdoor> The lottery 12:15 < ceofreak> lol 12:15 < ceofreak> ahhaha 12:16 < ceofreak> we need u/shittywatercolor to do this 12:23 < meowschwitz> Trapdoor: I lol'd hard 12:24 < Trapdoor> lol 13:19 < plop> .bofh 13:19 <+layer-eight> plop, BOFH says: The vulcan-death-grip ping has been applied. 13:29 < m4221> chmod 666 friday, right? 13:29 < m4221> No 13:30 < estranger> gotta execute on friday 13:30 < m4221> chmod 555 friday 13:31 < Church-> Morning folks 13:31 < plop> morning Church- 13:31 < plop> so. no RO friday for me because i work tomorrow. free sunday and free monday though 13:40 < m4221> Church-: I need you to bless the data center jk 13:56 < PEG> what proxy service supports digest authentication to peers? 14:01 < estranger> someone asked me to "bless" some verbiage on slack this week before sending to a customer... I tagged it with a cross emoji :D 14:06 < SpookyCrisp> morn 14:12 < tenthshift> morning SpookyCrisp, all 14:17 <@cryptic1> morning 14:17 <@cryptic1> is it friday yet? 14:18 < Anaphylaxis> nah it's tuesday cryptic1 14:21 < mkillebrew> I thought yesterday was Tuesday for much of the day, even though I was affecting a release we only do on Thursdays 14:24 <+CheckYourSix> I'm happy it's Friday, but fuck me I have no desire to go to work today. Plus it's rainy and shitty outside 14:25 < mkillebrew> VPN in 14:26 <+CheckYourSix> I can't. Job requires me to be on site 14:27 < JFDkthx> holy shit my stomach is upset this morning 14:27 < JFDkthx> McDonaldsWiFi: no friday gas station burrito today 14:27 < Guest27490> olol 14:27 <+CheckYourSix> It's much easier if I get to work like 7am or 730am. The day goes way faster. Come 3pm, it's dragging ass. I'll be there till like 5 today 14:28 < Guest27490> lol 14:28 < Guest27490> people complaint every time 14:28 < JFDkthx> CheckYourSix: thats why your place should have the 59 minute rule 14:29 <+CheckYourSix> JFDkthx: ? 14:29 < tsarbomba> happy monday everyone 14:29 < JFDkthx> at 401 you go ome. 14:29 < JFDkthx> home 14:29 <+CheckYourSix> tsarbomba: Fuck you! 14:29 < plop> it is thursday for me 14:29 <+CheckYourSix> JFDkthx: Lol! 14:29 < JFDkthx> CheckYourSix: i've only see 59 minute rule in govvie civilian places 14:29 < Guest27490> this friday is free cake right ? 14:30 < Guest27490> where i can get ? 14:30 < plop> the cake is a lie 14:30 < JFDkthx> Guest27490: do you like chocolate cake? 14:30 < JFDkthx> extra rich 14:30 < Guest27490> yes 14:30 < JFDkthx> then boy do i have a treat for you 14:30 <+CheckYourSix> Alright, time to go to work now. Have fun 14:30 < Guest27490> someone said yesterday friday is free cake and cofee 14:30 < Guest27490> can i go with him ? 14:31 < tsarbomba> you're the one driving him to work 14:31 * JollyRgrs inserts obligatory "the cake is a lie" reference 14:31 < plop> beat you JollyRgrs 14:31 < Guest27490> oh fuck this was a lie?? 14:31 < JFDkthx> slow as usual 14:31 < Guest27490> and the free cofee? 14:31 < tsarbomba> betty crocker did nothing wrong 14:31 <@Code_Man65> Rejoice, for Friday has arrived 14:32 * JFDkthx rejoices 14:32 * Guest27490 rejoice 14:32 * JFDkthx rejoices while on his terlet 14:33 * Guest27490 no 14:35 * SpookyCrisp rejoices 14:36 * Guest27490 plopoices 14:37 * JollyRgrs beats JFDkthx with a homey the clown sock for pronouncing it terlet 14:38 < estranger> this week has been a blur, no concept of days. i missed garbage day even 14:38 < SpookyCrisp> estranger, Yes. 14:39 < Guest27490> i love reddit and sysadmin 14:39 < Guest27490> so this is cool place for me. 14:40 < estranger> welcome aboard 14:40 < estranger> must be a new sysadmin if you love it :D 14:40 < meowschwitz> here's your complementary bar of soap and 4 meters of cat 5e 14:50 < asimon> Good morning my friends 14:51 < felda> how about that infinity wars tho 14:51 < tsarbomba> https://www.cbsnews.com/news/autism-higher-than-previously-thought-cdc-1-in-59-children/ 14:52 < felda> it doesn't help that we keep expanding what the diagnosis for autism includes 14:56 < SpookyCrisp> felda, ++ 14:57 <@JollyRgrs> the spectrum will soon be all visible and invisible light 14:57 < felda> then again autism is hard to detect and as we become better at figuring it out it only makes sense we would see it rise 14:57 < tsarbomba> felda's just upset that his shrink strapped him down to a table and experimented on his frontal lobe 14:57 <@JollyRgrs> "frontal lobe" 14:57 < felda> hard to detect unless you look at SpookyCrisp then it's really obvious 14:57 <@JollyRgrs> felda: point to your frontal lobe, pls 14:57 <@JollyRgrs> felda: that's not your frontal lobe... :o 14:57 < SpookyCrisp> felda, Shit! 14:57 < SpookyCrisp> You've got me. 14:58 <@JollyRgrs> grillll you really got me now 14:58 < felda> my doctor said my frontal lobe is a cantaloupe 14:58 <@JollyRgrs> you got me so hard i can't sleep at niiiiight 14:58 < Jekotia> meowschwitz: It's 4 one meter pieces, right? 14:58 < felda> turns out having a juicy succulent fruit as a brain isn't as cool as I thought 14:59 < SpookyCrisp> felda, I think you'll go far with a fruit for a brain. 14:59 <@JollyRgrs> SpookyCrisp: but how long does fruit last off of the tree before it rots? 15:00 <@JollyRgrs> or molds 15:01 < SpookyCrisp> JollyRgrs, That's true. He'll just have to go very far in a very short amount of time. 15:01 < Jekotia> JollyRgrs: He IS the tree. A horrificlly shaped one, but still a tree. Notice how he never leaves? Rooted. 15:01 < SynMonger> make like a tree and GET OUTTA HERE 15:01 < felda> Did no one else see Avengers: Infinity War last night? 15:02 < SynMonger> no, what's that 15:02 < Casteil> so yesterday I told my boss that one of these days I'm going to try to communicate strictly via meme (but not tomorrow since Q1 review is happening) 15:02 < Casteil> today he sends me a text "so, do you have a meme to represent your efficiency?" 15:03 < Casteil> https://i.imgur.com/b59CfHH.png 15:03 < Casteil> tempted to send this haha 15:03 <@JollyRgrs> ouch 15:03 < tenthshift> Ayy potential dumb question 15:03 < Casteil> (though replace "you" with "users") 15:03 < tenthshift> Just upgraded to a wildcard SSL, need to install it 15:03 < tenthshift> old ssl was only on the mail server 15:03 < Casteil> I love my boss. He's hands off and leaves me to my own devices, he's not my problem 15:03 < tenthshift> new ssl, also put on mail server? 15:04 < tenthshift> or should I attach it to the DC somehow, or the web server 15:04 < tenthshift> This is unfamiliar waters for me 15:04 < Jekotia> tenthshift: You say wildcard ssl... Do you mean a certificate file? ssl is a (deprecated) protocol 15:05 <@JollyRgrs> Casteil: https://www.notebookcheck.net/fileadmin/Notebooks/News/_nc3/what_is_nvidia_max_q_efficiency.jpg 15:05 < tenthshift> Jekotia I mean, yes 15:05 <@JollyRgrs> https://www.notebookcheck.net/fileadmin/Notebooks/News/_nc3/Max_Q_4.png 15:05 < Jekotia> tenthshift: The files need to be on every system that utilises the cert 15:05 <@JollyRgrs> Casteil: that means you should only put in enough effort to be efficient, which means not reaching peak performance 15:05 < Jekotia> tenthshift: Wait, no, poorly phrased 15:05 < tenthshift> Jekotia does it matter where I generate the CSR? 15:06 < Jekotia> tenthshift: The cert files need to be on every system that handles the actual https communication to a client 15:06 < tenthshift> or, do I have to generate the CSR on every system doing https 15:07 < genr8_> CSR is something else 15:07 < felda> anyone ever see HDMI monitors where the blacks become purple? 15:07 < tenthshift> genr8_ all I know is I need to do a Certificate Signing Request 15:07 <+giant_it_burrit> anyone got exp with xeon phi cards 15:07 < tsarbomba> omg that's so racist felda 15:07 < Jekotia> tenthshift: e.g. if you use a reverse proxy from server A, which public-facing uses https, to serve up server B which on an internal network serves over http, server b doesn't need the cert 15:07 < hxcsp> Heres the most complicated answer to your problem 15:08 < genr8_> you set the CSR from the system you are going to install it to 15:08 < tenthshift> Jekotia that makes sense, but if I do have multiple public-facing https systems... how do I get them all using the wildcard cert 15:08 < Jekotia> tenthshift: They each need to be configured as if they were alone 15:08 < genr8_> they all need to have it 15:09 < Jekotia> Unless you want to send the files between them on-demand over a network (BAD IDEA) 15:09 < tenthshift> okay cool 15:09 < tenthshift> ty 15:09 < Jekotia> tenthshift: The sole difference between a wildcard cert and a domain-specific one is that a wildcard cert applies to more things 15:10 < Jekotia> Note that your wildcard will not cover domain.com. It will only cover *.domain.com 15:10 <@JollyRgrs> Jekotia: i didn't know that, so a wildcard won't cover root of domain? 15:11 < Jekotia> JollyRgrs: No, because *.domain.com doesn't match domain.com. The leading . gets it 15:11 < Jekotia> it will cover www.domain.com 15:12 < genr8_> its easier to keep a single CSR though 15:12 < Jekotia> At least that's my experience with letsencrypt 15:12 < genr8_> if you have multiple servers you may want multiple CSRs but i'm guessing not 15:12 < Jekotia> tenthshift: When you think you're done, https://www.ssllabs.com/ssltest/analyze.html 15:12 < tsarbomba> jollyrgrs http://www.ietf.org/rfc/rfc2595.txt 15:12 < tenthshift> so I do one CSR for *.domain.com from the mail server 15:13 < tenthshift> then import the issued filed to both my mail server and my web server 15:13 < tsarbomba> don't forget to do the hokey pokey and turn yrself around 15:13 < tenthshift> orrr, should I be doing a csr for mail.domain.com, then another one for www.domain.com 15:13 < genr8_> are they different servers ? 15:13 < tenthshift> this shit really isn't as clear as perhaps it should be 15:13 < tenthshift> yes 15:13 < genr8_> its up to you 15:14 < tenthshift> under the same public IP 15:14 < tenthshift> so both will work then? and it's just preference? 15:14 < Jekotia> I just got passed a condolences card for my org's founder... his son passed. I don't know either of these people and I'm bad at this :| 15:14 < tenthshift> Jekotia "sorry for your loss" and an illegible signature is the way I usually do it 15:14 < genr8_> depends on how you prefer to use SSL internally 15:14 < tenthshift> genr8_ elaborate pls 15:15 < genr8_> nothing external cares about a CSR 15:15 < tenthshift> the CA def seems to care 'cause they won't issue one without it 15:15 < genr8_> well you need one. 15:16 < genr8_> thats the extent of it 15:16 < tenthshift> feels to me more like it'd be the opposite, internal could be convinced to ngaf about whether your cert was signed, but external will demand evidence from a trusted CA 15:16 < tenthshift> that's what would make sense to me anyway 15:16 < Jekotia> tenthshift: There's a good guide to this stuff I used. I'll try and find it 15:16 < genr8_> yeah but sometimes you want to use SSL internally 15:16 < tenthshift> yeah and mail server is one of those cases 15:17 < tenthshift> to make my exchange server happy, autodiscover.domain.com should be on the ssl 15:17 < genr8_> then youd probably want two CSRs 15:17 < tenthshift> 3 maybe yes? autodiscover.domain.com, mail.domain.com, www.domain.com 15:18 < aaa__> h 15:18 < genr8_> idk what the autodiscover is but ok 15:18 < genr8_> certs are the bane of my existence, i would try to keep it simple 15:19 < tenthshift> autodiscover is some domain login info propagation thing newer exchange uses 15:19 < tenthshift> where when you launch outlook it guesses who you are by your domain login and sets up your shit for you 15:19 < aaa__> hi 15:19 < genr8_> fair enough 15:19 < tenthshift> which, on that note, probably the mail server should use *.dccabinetry.com for those purposes 15:20 < genr8_> so the mailserver owns that one? 15:20 < Jekotia> tenthshift: I hate that shit. It always makes me wait just so it can guess wrong and waste my time. 15:20 < tenthshift> and I... shit do I need to buy another cert then for the web server? 15:20 < tenthshift> genr8_ yeah 15:20 < genr8_> seems like it. one mail and one web 15:21 < tenthshift> shitballs. 15:22 < tenthshift> Jekotia if you happen to find that guide, PM it to me pls 15:22 < Jekotia> tenthshift: Sorry, I don't have the slightest idea 15:22 < tenthshift> ah, no worries 15:22 < Jekotia> I found it after poorly configuring HTTPS, and that test site I linked to earlier pointed me to it in the results 15:22 < Jekotia> I'd rather not break my config to get the link again 15:22 < alazare619> Jekotia: "Sorry for your loss" 15:22 < alazare619> keep it stupid simple 15:23 < abakedapplepie> tenthshift: letsencrypt wildcard cert 15:23 < abakedapplepie> ;) 15:23 < Trapdoor> what the fuck is going on today? 15:23 < tenthshift> alazare619, and if you sign it illegibly, you have plausible deniability 15:24 < Trapdoor> is there a new summer time where time turns back 3 hours? 15:24 < arlion> Trapdoor: it's Friday as fuck. so nothing. 15:24 < tenthshift> if anyone asks if you signed it, you can point to your name 15:24 < Trapdoor> I keep thinking it's 5pm 15:24 < alazare619> tenthshift: yep 15:24 < abakedapplepie> Trapdoor: at least your day is ending 15:24 < tenthshift> but otherwise, no one is gonna call you out 'cause no one knows who signed that part 15:24 < abakedapplepie> mine just began 15:24 < Trapdoor> 1.5 hours remaining abakedapplepie 15:24 < arlion> 8.5 hours remaining here. 15:24 < abakedapplepie> are you uk 15:24 < arlion> could be worse lol 15:25 < tsarbomba> just imagine how trapdoor is going to feel when he discovers he has to work the next two days 15:25 < abakedapplepie> or eu 15:25 < Trapdoor> haha I don't 15:25 < alazare619> i find that IT people generally lack empathy 15:25 < Trapdoor> abakedapplepie, neither 15:25 < Trapdoor> Norway 15:25 < abakedapplepie> oh 15:25 < abakedapplepie> ohhhh right 15:25 < Trapdoor> tsarbomba, I asked my boss for monday off 15:25 < Trapdoor> he said fine 15:25 <@JollyRgrs> they didn't even norxit... they just didn't 15:25 < Trapdoor> no work till wednesday 15:25 < Trapdoor> we didn't have to norxit 15:25 < genr8_> i have SSL anxiety now that i remembered what condition i left my own server in 15:26 < genr8_> "it works no errors. Ship it" 15:26 < Trapdoor> unlike the rest of europe, we actually have commodities to export 15:26 < genr8_> "ill fix it up later" 15:26 <@JollyRgrs> Trapdoor: such as? 15:26 < Trapdoor> you want oil? you're gonna have to pay for it 15:26 < Trapdoor> JollyRgrs, oil and fish? 15:26 <@JollyRgrs> feesh 15:26 < abakedapplepie> what is norxit 15:26 < Trapdoor> brexit just not 15:26 < genr8_> Brexit for norway 15:26 < abakedapplepie> oh 15:26 < abakedapplepie> is that something that is happening 15:26 < tsarbomba> lutefisk and whale oil are not commodities 15:26 <@JollyRgrs> but they never had to b/c they never norjoined 15:27 < Trapdoor> No abakedapplepie, Norway was never a part of the EU 15:27 < Trapdoor> actually tsarbomba they are 15:27 < abakedapplepie> i didnt think so but frnakly had no idea what you guys are talking about haha 15:27 < tsarbomba> no, they're really not 15:27 <@JollyRgrs> Trapdoor: for smaller countries that suffices as a substantial export :P 15:28 < Trapdoor> but yea, why are we so rich? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_net_oil_exports 15:28 < Trapdoor> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_natural_gas_exports 15:28 < Hatter> good morning gentlemen 15:28 < tsarbomba> norway's #1 growth industry is hiring people to stand on the swedish border and flip the bird at angry swedes for trolling purposes 15:29 < abakedapplepie> lol 15:29 < Trapdoor> We're slowly but surely turning Sweden into a massive IkEA 15:29 < tsarbomba> aww yiss 15:29 < Trapdoor> Back in the 70s the Norwegian and Swedish government were going to share Statoil and Volvo 15:29 < Trapdoor> Norway got 50% of Volvo, and Sweden got 50% of Statoil 15:30 < Trapdoor> It was all going smooth until some shitty Swedish politician turned down the agreemen 15:30 < abakedapplepie> so did anyone go see the avengers last night 15:30 < Trapdoor> agreement 15:30 <@JollyRgrs> nope 15:30 < abakedapplepie> wearing their infinity gauntlet fitted hat 15:30 <@JollyRgrs> they turned down the agreemen? are those like lobbyist and congressmen? 15:30 < abakedapplepie> i did (minus the hat) 15:30 <@JollyRgrs> :P 15:30 < abakedapplepie> it was pretty good 15:30 < tsarbomba> s/fitted hat/wool knit cap 15:30 <+layer-eight> abakedapplepie meant: "wearing their infinity gauntlet wool knit cap" 15:30 < Trapdoor> JollyRgrs, pretty much? 15:31 <@JollyRgrs> precise and abakedapplepie are my agreemen 15:31 <@JollyRgrs> isn't that right, abakedapplepie? 15:31 < Trapdoor> So Sweden has no stakes in Volvo anymore, now they're 100% owned by Geely China 15:31 < Trapdoor> Statoil? Norwegian government owns 67% 15:32 < tsarbomba> muh socialism 15:32 <@JollyRgrs> sounds communist 15:32 < tsarbomba> ^ 15:32 <@JollyRgrs> lol 15:32 < Trapdoor> Well, liberalist socialism 15:32 < Trapdoor> Liberal socialism* 15:32 <@JollyRgrs> our gov'ts only real ownership and exports are nukes and tacical missiles 15:32 <@JollyRgrs> :P 15:32 <@JollyRgrs> who wants to trade with us? 15:33 <@JollyRgrs> we deliver fast and accurate 15:33 <@JollyRgrs> same day delivery 15:33 < tsarbomba> "you'll be knocked flat by our service!" 15:33 <@JollyRgrs> we'll knock your socks off with our "to your door" delivery service 15:33 < Trapdoor> Technically we're a Unitary parliamentary constitutional monarchy 15:34 <@JollyRgrs> Trapdoor: then can't they agree to shorten the thing that you are? 15:34 < abakedapplepie> JollyRgrs: lol 15:34 <@JollyRgrs> i mean that'd be the first on my list 15:34 < abakedapplepie> volvo is chinese?! 15:34 < Trapdoor> Volvo used to be owned by Ford 15:34 < abakedapplepie> but sweden has always had a hand 15:35 < Trapdoor> Volvo Cars is Chinese 15:36 < Trapdoor> Volvo sold their Car department to Ford in '99, then Ford sold it to Chinese Geely in 2010 15:37 < DrGibby|> GOOOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING R-S! 15:37 < McDonaldsWiFi> <3 15:37 < Trapdoor> fuck oracle 15:38 < abakedapplepie> ^ 15:38 < DrGibby|> I wish you all a great 700 Friday! 15:38 < Trapdoor> 700 friday? 15:39 < DrGibby|> chmod for read only? 15:39 < abakedapplepie> lol 15:39 < Trapdoor> clever 15:39 < Trapdoor> but no, that's not chmod for read only 15:39 < Trapdoor> that's read/write/execute for the owner of the file 15:39 < Trapdoor> no access for group/everyone 15:39 < DrGibby|> oh I'm a fucking moron 15:39 < Trapdoor> what you want is 500 15:39 < DrGibby|> IGNORE ME 15:40 < DrGibby|> I wish you all a great 500 Friday! 15:40 < abakedapplepie> i thought it was 444 15:40 < Trapdoor> internal server error? 15:40 < Trapdoor> abakedapplepie, sure if you don't want to execute 15:40 < abakedapplepie> :P 15:40 < abakedapplepie> read only! 15:40 < Trapdoor> you'll want to be able to execute your files 15:40 < abakedapplepie> READ only! 15:40 < DrGibby|> NO 15:40 < DrGibby|> ONLY READ 15:40 < Trapdoor> read only, no work 15:40 < Trapdoor> chmod 400 15:40 < DrGibby|> NO EXECUTE 15:40 < Trapdoor> 1 execute, 2 write, 4 read 15:40 < McDonaldsWiFi> Happy r--r--r-- friday! 15:41 < abakedapplepie> ^ 15:41 < DrGibby|> McDonaldsWiFi++ 15:41 < abakedapplepie> is there an selinnux context for read only 15:41 < GreyKite> McDonaldsWiFi: I like that 15:41 < abakedapplepie> maybe we need that 15:41 < Trapdoor> chmod -R a+rwx,u-wx,g-rwx,o-rwx folder_name 15:41 < McDonaldsWiFi> credit where credit is due, Hatsjoe said it first 15:41 < Hatter> that ILO ransomware is a bit scary I guess 15:44 < tenthshift> alazare619, for me it's not a lack of empathy, more not being sure what level of empathy is work-appropriate in those kind of scenarios 15:44 < McDonaldsWiFi> Hatter: not as scary as your mom's face! AMIRITE JFDkthx 15:44 < Hatter> that was uncalled for 15:44 < tenthshift> these people mostly aren't friends, just people that I spend 1/3rd of my life with 15:44 < corn266> "let's get raisin cinnamon buns for the office every friday" "what about the lactose intolerant people?" "fuget about um" 15:45 < McDonaldsWiFi> s/fuget about um/fuck um 15:45 <+layer-eight> corn266 meant: ""let's get raisin cinnamon buns for the office every friday" "what about the lactose intolerant people?" "fuck um"" 15:45 < corn266> basically yes 15:45 < McDonaldsWiFi> Hatter: sorry 15:45 < Hatter> are you though 15:46 < McDonaldsWiFi> yis 15:46 < GreyKite> tenthshift: that sentiment is scary and bothers me 15:46 < GreyKite> I see these fucks more than I see the woman I am going to spend the rest of my life with 15:46 < GreyKite> fuck that, fuck them, fuck working 15:46 < tenthshift> GreyKite at least you have modern methods of connecting to that woman 15:47 < hxcsp> but you have a choice of the women you spend your life with 15:47 < tenthshift> texting her all day and shit 15:47 < hxcsp> not so much your coworkers 15:47 < GreyKite> hxcsp: well here's the thing, you kinda can choose your coworkers 15:47 < tenthshift> 60 years ago spouses didn't have the chance to interact with each other like we do no 15:47 < tenthshift> *now 15:47 < hxcsp> GreyKite: well to some extent yes 15:47 < GreyKite> tenthshift: I do like snapchat and stuff 15:47 < hxcsp> but are you going to turn down a good job because Sally in Accounting is a bitch 15:47 < hxcsp> no 15:48 < GreyKite> hxcsp: yes 15:48 < hxcsp> well :p 15:48 < tenthshift> back to the condolance card thing though, and lacking empathy; I feel plenty of empathy for people most of the time is my point 15:48 < GreyKite> I have left better paying jobs because of shitty coworkers 15:48 < tsarbomba> "i've quit better jobs than this!" 15:48 < hxcsp> i was just in our CFO's office and saw the resignation letter of the coworker i least enjoy 15:48 < tsarbomba> narrator: "he hadn't" 15:48 < tenthshift> but no one wants someone who is basically a stranger getting all up in their shit, I feel 15:49 < tenthshift> I know I wouldn't 15:49 < GreyKite> hxcsp: now, I will try to bully them out through management before quiting myself 15:49 < hxcsp> i guess everyone has their own limits 15:49 < tenthshift> so I struggle to find the balance between showing I feel for the person and not being overbearing or crossing a line 15:49 < tenthshift> hence; "sorry for your loss" w/ illegible signature 15:50 < GreyKite> tenthshift: if I don't know them well enough to go grab a drink after work, I don't sign those 15:50 < GreyKite> I will write something but I don't put my name 15:50 < meowschwitz> oh goddammit 15:51 < meowschwitz> $isp fucked up routing again 15:51 < GreyKite> meowschwitz: heh 15:51 < meowschwitz> how hard is it to not touch your bgp until you actually need to 15:51 < GreyKite> L3? 15:51 < GreyKite> or AT&T? 15:51 < meowschwitz> GreyKite: nah local bulgarian bs 15:51 < GreyKite> ooof 15:52 < humpaxx> Oh boy im such a rascal 15:52 < humpaxx> I just added rebecca black - friday to my coworkers SONOS playlist 15:52 < abakedapplepie> lol 15:52 < abakedapplepie> now remove the rest of the playlist 15:52 < abakedapplepie> and put it on repeat 15:52 < GreyKite> I mean, I LOL'd 15:52 < GreyKite> slip a few more in 15:53 < humpaxx> Nah i just checked the "repeat 1" button 15:53 < meowschwitz> youre doing it wrong 15:53 < meowschwitz> there's death metal version 15:53 < humpaxx> We have to be here for 1 more hour, they can stop listening to it whenever they want 15:53 < meowschwitz> and believe it or not 15:53 < meowschwitz> I have something that is actually worse than rebecca black 15:54 < Hatter> but why dwell on bad music 15:54 < Hatter> share some groovy tunes instead 15:54 < meowschwitz> yeah 15:54 * meowschwitz gives humpaxx KMFDM 15:54 < Hatter> does that really stand for kill mother fucking depeche mode? 15:55 < hxcsp> i finally just listened to part of that friday song. i never took the time to listen to any of it 15:55 < hxcsp> my ears are bleeding 15:55 < l3gacy> Where's AinseyJobLess with his "Bangin' Choons" list? 15:55 < meowschwitz> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siY71VlyQt8 15:55 <+layer-eight> YouTube ┃ Title β†  Combichrist - God Bless ┃ Duration β†  4:29 ┃ Upload Date β†  Wed May 11 08:49:28 UTC 2011 15:58 < GreyKite> I mean, Friday gets a lot of hate but there are tons of other teeny bopper songs that are trash 16:00 < tsarbomba> the only song you'll ever need in your life is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-N1yJyrQRY 16:00 <+layer-eight> YouTube ┃ Title β†  Leek Spin 10 hours ┃ Duration β†  9:59:44 ┃ Upload Date β†  Mon May 02 11:18:16 UTC 2011 16:00 < Hatter> meowschwitz: you didn't answer my question 16:04 <+ktechmidas> tsarbomba, the full song is even better 16:05 < tsarbomba> ktechmidas i found a live version 16:06 < tsarbomba> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53tq9g35kwk NORDIC POLKA SHRED 16:06 <+layer-eight> YouTube ┃ Title β†  Leekspin ┃ Duration β†  2:42 ┃ Upload Date β†  Sun May 14 13:38:39 UTC 2006 16:07 < GreyKite> yeah, I've heard a remix of the actual polka before 16:07 < GreyKite> was a little wild 16:08 <+ktechmidas> maybe this one? 16:08 <+ktechmidas> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgrGRcjyzVw 16:08 <+layer-eight> YouTube ┃ Title β†  Loituma - Levan Polka (the official video) ┃ Duration β†  3:14 ┃ Upload Date β†  Wed Feb 21 18:37:08 UTC 2007 16:09 < meowschwitz> Hatter: which was 16:09 < Hatter> I really don't like to repeat myself 16:09 < meowschwitz> i really dont like scrolling up 16:09 < Hatter> yeah well 16:09 < GreyKite> < Hatter> does that really stand for kill mother fucking depeche mode? 16:09 < GreyKite> I really like to help 16:10 < Hatter> !nominate greykite really likes to help 16:10 < meowschwitz> oh i have no idea 16:10 < tapoxi> man spotify suggestions kinda creep me out 16:11 < meowschwitz> "we needed a motto for the night so that we could make up some fliers and post them around. There was a German newspaper on the table and so I started cutting out words and threw them all into a cap. We picked a few of them out and it read "Kein Mehrheit FΓΌr Die Mitleid". 16:11 < GreyKite> yes 16:11 < meowschwitz> tl;dr no. 16:11 < Hatter> then my high school friends lied to me 16:11 < meowschwitz> that literally never happened before 16:11 < meowschwitz> to anyone ever 16:12 < GreyKite> so it's some random german words? does that even translate? 16:12 < meowschwitz> yes and no 16:12 < meowschwitz> it's explained in pediwika 16:12 < meowschwitz> something like "no majority for the mercy" 16:12 < GreyKite> fair enough 16:14 < bobbeh> good morning nerds 16:14 < int0x1C8> nein du 16:15 < itnobody> meowschwitz: i was told KMFDM basically translates to "no pity for the majority" 16:16 < meowschwitz> itnobody: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/KMFDM#Name 16:17 < Hatter> but again why dwell on bad music 16:17 < meowschwitz> poppenshaft 16:20 < Hatter> I find Days of Future Passed is a nice album to begin the work day with 16:22 <+A-KO> mornin' 16:23 * A-KO reiterates how much he hates computer security guys 16:23 <+A-KO> they're idiots 16:23 <+A-KO> the whole lot of them 16:23 < Hatsjoe> Haha McDonaldsWiFi thanks for the credit :P 16:23 < McDonaldsWiFi> ^^ 16:23 < tsarbomba> tfw libreoffice just decides to ignore your style settings and adds its own random font colors, underlining and style changes 16:24 < Trapdoor> don't use libreoffice 16:24 < Hatter> a-ko: they're just trying to protect you from yourself 16:24 < Trapdoor> at least not projectlibre 16:24 < Trapdoor> Projectlibre don't do writeback (?) 16:24 < Trapdoor> They'll keep the file in memory, delete the file on disk and then write to the file 16:25 < Trapdoor> So no saving to a temp file, confirming its content then replacing the existing file with the temp file 16:25 < Trapdoor> You risk just... straight up losing your file 16:31 < int0x1C8> today's news in brief: "Study: 84% Of Couples Who Walk Around Exploring New Neighborhood Never Make It Home" 16:33 < l3gacy> anyone need 27" Mac inverter boards? 16:33 <@JollyRgrs> no 16:37 < Sousapro> A-KO: concur 16:38 < Sousapro> A-KO: i've met a few that were not idiots but they were all former systems engineers that actually knew their stuff 16:38 < Sousapro> not someone who went to college for IT security or whatever 16:38 < Sousapro> those are as bad as BA in IT Management folks from the business school 16:40 <+NinjaStyle> Lol... 16:41 * ned0 adds "don't study IT mgmt at the business school" to stepsToGetJob.txt 16:42 < GrandWizardZippy> how goes it 16:42 < humpaxx> Apparently shared mailboxes donΒ΄t automap in outlook for mac? 16:42 < humpaxx> what crap 16:42 < meowschwitz> people who have "IT management" in their studies or title need to learn to manage one and only thing: expectations 16:42 < GrandWizardZippy> humpaxx: been that way for a while 16:42 < ned0> NinjaStyle I just saw the MS IS at UCD 16:42 < GrandWizardZippy> humpaxx: total bullshit 16:42 < ned0> and now this 16:42 < Hatter> GrandWizardZippy: Hey this is relevant to your interests, did you know that topher grace will soon be portraying a notable KKK leader 16:43 < GrandWizardZippy> Hatter: did you know that i give negative fucks? 16:43 < DomLS3> oh look it's the Klansman again 16:43 < Hatter> bit rude 16:44 <@cryptic1> uhhh 16:44 <@cryptic1> wtf have I returned to? 16:44 < hxcsp> cryptic1: get back to work 16:44 < DomLS3> cryptic1: you've returned to me still being -v 16:44 <@cryptic1> is there another racist in here? 16:44 < ned0> cryptic1 we're talking about the klan running a business school for IT management 16:44 < DomLS3> cryptic1: yes... just look at his name lol 16:45 <+NinjaStyle> cryptic1: there are several 16:45 < Hatter> DomLS3: don't be such a tattle tale 16:45 <@cryptic1> yeah.... about that 16:45 < corn266> yes I hate white people and I'm white 16:45 <+NinjaStyle> I hate Guatemalans 16:45 <+NinjaStyle> Well just one really 16:45 < corn266> I hate guatermelons 16:45 < DomLS3> NinjaStyle: Hey... they are fantastic housekeepers 16:46 < Hatter> DomLS3: that's offensive 16:46 <+NinjaStyle> Bant 16:46 < DomLS3> Hatter: No it's not 16:46 < DomLS3> It's the truth 16:46 < Hatter> lots of things are true and offensive 16:47 <+NinjaStyle> Your odor for one 16:47 < ned0> is there a way to denominate 16:47 <@cryptic1> don't you guys have any work to do? 16:47 < int0x1C8> the mexican H2B's we bring in are amazing workers 16:47 < Hatter> cryptic1: that's not your catch phrase 16:47 < DomLS3> cryptic1: this channel is our work 16:47 < DomLS3> we work to shit post 16:48 < DomLS3> shit posting is our work 16:48 <+NinjaStyle> I already quit, what are they gonna fire me? 16:48 < DomLS3> so when you tell us to get back to work, we're already here 16:48 < ned0> β€½β€½β€½β€½β€½ 16:48 < AnimalFarmPig> I looked into software engineer salary in Mexico on glassdoor. They said that it's like ~$250k/year median 16:48 <+NinjaStyle> In pesos 16:48 < AnimalFarmPig> then I realized that was in pesos :( 16:48 < DomLS3> 250,000 a year in pesos 16:48 < Hatter> I think you means 250k peosa a year LOL 16:49 < AnimalFarmPig> yeah, like $12.5k usd 16:49 < DomLS3> $13.3 16:49 <+NinjaStyle> FYI I don't really hate Guatemalans 16:50 <+NinjaStyle> Just had to toss that out 16:50 < DomLS3> NinjaStyle: Yes you do 16:50 < DomLS3> you already said it. No take backs 16:50 <+NinjaStyle> U rite 16:50 < DomLS3> I have the logs to prove it 16:50 < Hatter> NinjaStyle: we know you don't, but the fact that you picked guatemalans as the most ironically insignificant race to be racist against speaks volumes 16:50 <+NinjaStyle> Don't be a spicyboy 16:50 < AnimalFarmPig> I went on vacation to Belize a couple of years ago, thought it was meh, so drove to Guatemala. It was like a breath of fresh air. Guatemalans are cool. 16:51 <+NinjaStyle> AnimalFarmPig: did you get murdered by John McAfee? 16:51 < Reverend> hahahahaha 16:51 < AnimalFarmPig> NinjaStyle: murdered? Hell no. He hooked me up with the good shit 16:51 <+NinjaStyle> Bath salts 16:51 < AnimalFarmPig> ^ 16:52 < hxcsp> flakka flakka 16:52 < Hatter> my dear friend Mindrape passed away a couple years ago, John McAfee was quoted as saying about him "that freak still owes me 20 dollars" 16:52 < Hatter> or something like that 16:52 <+NinjaStyle> Lol 16:53 < Reverend> Mindrape? What.... 16:53 < Hatter> Mindrape of Damaged Cybernetics 16:53 < Reverend> not sure if I should google or not 16:53 < hxcsp> is that another name for The terminator 16:53 < Hatter> of which I had some affiliation 16:53 < Reverend> seems like an ominous google to me 16:53 < Kumorigoe> Ahh, good old HP Enterprise support... 16:53 < tsarbomba> i've spent my life avoiding sentences that begin with the phrase "my dear friend mindrape". today does not seem like the day to buck that trend. 16:53 < Hatter> it's a pretty safe google 16:53 <+NinjaStyle> Lol 16:54 < hxcsp> First google suggestion: Mindrape weed strain 16:54 < Hatter> Damage Cybernetics did some interesting work in the late 90's/early 00's 16:54 <@Kumorigoe> I can't see any way to escalate this case in the web portal. 16:54 < tsarbomba> before my time re: professional IT. back then i was still struggling with the decision to go into aerospace and find my niche 16:54 < Hatter> Mindrape released the source code to Nestile, on my advice 16:54 < Hatter> it turned into this whole big deal 16:54 < tsarbomba> kept bouncing between design and analysis/CFD 16:54 < Hatter> Nesticle I mean 16:55 < tsarbomba> at one point i even worked with our turbine mechanics disassembling and analyzing helicopter engines 16:55 < int0x1C8> analysis and computational fluid dynamics? 16:55 <+NinjaStyle> Testicle 16:55 < tsarbomba> yeah, computational analysis/stress testing. ANSYS, etc. 16:55 < Hatter> NinjaStyle: well done 16:55 < tsarbomba> lots of meshing 16:55 < hxcsp> NinjaStyle: i was holding it in 16:55 < tsarbomba> v. mind numbing 16:55 <+NinjaStyle> hxcsp: lol 16:56 < Hatter> NinjaStyle/hxcsp: yes you guys are very clever, making the joke about which was already clearly the joke 16:56 * Kumorigoe calls HP support, wishes for a stiff drink 16:56 < Hatter> sorry I'm being mean again 16:56 < tsarbomba> you could have just typed "thatsthejoke.png" 16:56 < tsarbomba> time-saver 16:56 < Hatter> I'm not much of a memer 16:57 <+NinjaStyle> Hatter: autism has curious affects on our humor 16:57 < tsarbomba> inb4 grammarnazi 16:57 < tsarbomba> i KNOW someone's itching to do it 16:57 < tsarbomba> probably won't now 16:57 <+NinjaStyle> Effects 16:57 < tsarbomba> but maybe they won't be able to help themselves 16:57 < tsarbomba> damnit don't fix it yourself 16:57 <+NinjaStyle> Lol 16:57 < tsarbomba> i was fishing for grammar nazis :D 16:58 <+NinjaStyle> You nerd 16:58 < tsarbomba> meh. 2 minutes til my 11 o'clock. guess i'll saunter down to the conf room and be the early worm 16:58 < tsarbomba> (that's like an early bird except slimier) 16:59 <+NinjaStyle> The early worm gets fucked up and ate 16:59 * NinjaStyle waits for it 17:03 < Hatter> tsarbomba: you weren't fishing, you were just being a passive aggressive grammarnazi 17:13 < Nightcinder> go fish 17:24 < Sousapro> s/fish/phish 17:24 <+layer-eight> Nightcinder meant: "go phish" 17:25 <+NinjaStyle> Gophish is a good phishing platform 17:28 < Ottomite> Howdy 17:29 < AnimalFarmPig> ola 17:31 < mkillebrew> https://i.redd.it/z77cghptpfu01.jpg this could probably be any one of you. 17:31 < alazare619> ^ 17:34 < AnimalFarmPig> amazing 17:36 <+NinjaStyle> thats great 17:36 < alazare619> https://www.shodan.io/search?query=ilo 17:36 < alazare619> wow 17:36 < alazare619> wonder how many of those are default ilo creds... 17:36 < xtensive> lol alazare619 17:37 < xtensive> only one way to find out! 17:38 < Jekotia> tsarbomba: If the early bird gets the worm, wouldn't the early worm be the one the early bird eats? 17:38 <+NinjaStyle> maybe the worm is trying to get with the bird 17:38 < AnimalFarmPig> are worms diurnal? crepuscular? 17:39 <+NinjaStyle> yes 17:39 < alazare619> yes 17:39 < sideup66> Yee 17:40 < grumplestiltzkin> for a laugh, image search "baby sloth" 17:40 < alazare619> https://www.shodan.io/search?query=emby 17:40 < alazare619> how to watch anything for free right there 17:40 < Nightcinder> all i'm doing today instead of working is watching baker mayfield 17:40 < Jekotia> Interesting. Windows Server 2012 ignores ACPI shutdown signal 17:40 < Nightcinder> hot takes 17:40 < alazare619> https://www.shodan.io/search?query=plex 17:40 < alazare619> im suprised how many plex exist 17:41 < SynMonger> I'm sure mine is in there somewhere 17:41 < alazare619> same 17:41 < alazare619> plex has an auth system tho 17:41 < alazare619> so getting in would be really hard if not invited to the server 17:41 < alazare619> emby on the other hand doesnt 17:41 <+NinjaStyle> lets spray admin admin on all of them 17:42 < mkillebrew> I thought HP ilo default was its tag numbe 17:43 <+NinjaStyle> its usually random but its printed on the tag 17:44 <+NinjaStyle> not the service tag number, its different 17:44 <+NinjaStyle> scan those hosts for open ipmi 17:44 < mkillebrew> Dell just rocks root:calvin and nobody changes those 17:45 <+NinjaStyle> if you get open ipmi you can just request the hash 17:45 <+NinjaStyle> then crack it offline 17:46 < Guest49979> what is your religion guys ? 17:47 < Guest49979> and what is the best browser ? 17:47 <@Code_Man65> No Guest49979 17:47 <@Code_Man65> That's a fast lane to +q 17:47 < Guest49979> :( 17:47 < AnimalFarmPig> Guest49979: emacs for both? 17:47 < AnimalFarmPig> oops, sorry, took bait 17:47 < alazare619> I am a jihadist 17:47 <+TuxedoJack> Apatheist 17:47 < alazare619> ALA AKBAR SALADBAR! 17:48 <+TuxedoJack> Too lazy to give a fuck 17:48 < xtensive> hail satan 17:48 < Guest49979> what is q ? 17:48 < alazare619> hell with pfsense 17:48 < Guest49979> i know this is bad but im asking for knowledge 17:48 < Hatter> oooh for knowledge, help him out guys 17:48 <+TuxedoJack> alazare619: are you TRYING to invoke him, dammit? 17:48 < felda> Guest49979 it is a channel quiet 17:48 < felda> means you can't speak 17:48 < alazare619> TuxedoJack: maybe 17:48 < Guest49979> no please 17:48 < Hatter> stop being so literal with the trolls you guys 17:48 < Hatter> try to enjoy them 17:49 < Guest49979> im tired of being kicked banned quieted in others chanel 17:49 < felda> maybe stop being so autistic? 17:49 < xtensive> well stop being such a horrible person Guest49979 17:49 < Guest49979> :( ok 17:49 < alazare619> TuxedoJack is a sadist 17:49 < felda> huh a professional systems administrator channel I wonder if extremely heated non-relevant topics I can bring up 17:49 < alazare619> and a masochist 17:49 < AnimalFarmPig> I generally do not connect to web sites from my own machine, aside from a few sites I have some special relationship with. I usually fetch web pages from other sites by sending mail to a program (see https://git.savannah.gnu.org/git/womb/hacks.git) that fetches them, much like wget, and then mails them back to me. Then I look at them using a web browser, unless it is easy to see the text in the HTML page directly. I usually try lynx 17:49 < AnimalFarmPig> first, then a graphical browser if the page needs it (using konqueror, which won't fetch from other sites in such a situation). 17:49 < felda> ban AnimalFarmPig for multiline spam! 17:50 <+giant_it_burrit> alazare619: we knew that 17:50 <+NinjaStyle> https://www.shodan.io/search?query=port%3A623 17:50 < alazare619> tis true 17:50 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> So ... Im putting in my two weeks and I'm about to wipe my computer with a fresh install of Linux, instead of windows :) 17:50 <+giant_it_burrit> oh baby 17:50 <+giant_it_burrit> hide your porn 17:50 < Guest49979> wow cool thanks 17:50 < xtensive> lol @konqueror 17:50 < AnimalFarmPig> I occasionally also browse unrelated sites using IceCat via Tor. Except for rare cases, I do not identify myself to them. I think that is enough to prevent my browsing from being connected with me. IceCat blocks tracking tags and most fingerprinting methods. 17:50 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> giant_it_burrit, ALready transfered it to my supervisor's "hidden folder" 17:51 < Guest49979> ok ty :) 17:51 < felda> AnimalFarmPig only browses the web from public libraries in guatemala and then he smashes the hard drive every time 17:51 < AnimalFarmPig> ^ 17:51 <@Code_Man65> AnimalFarmPig: Quoting Stallman? 17:51 < AnimalFarmPig> yeah, from https://stallman.org/stallman-computing.html 17:51 < xtensive> and he also scrapes off the chips from the MB and microwaves them to be safe 17:51 <@Code_Man65> Yeah, I've read that before 17:52 < Guest49979> oh yeah cool thanks 17:52 < Guest49979> thank you pig 17:52 <+NinjaStyle> youre the pig 17:52 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> The SpiderPig! 17:52 < Guest49979> no i mean amimalfarmpig 17:52 <+NinjaStyle> im jm 17:52 < AnimalFarmPig> u're welcome 17:54 < Guest49979> you said fast lane to +q but what is fast lane to chanops then ? 17:56 < grumplestiltzkin> not asking how to be an op is a yuje step 17:56 < AnimalFarmPig> there should be no special fast lanes on the information super highway 17:56 < grumplestiltzkin> its like.. tubews 17:57 < AnimalFarmPig> I bet we would get a lot better throughput on the internet if all the traffic actually followed the "keep right except to pass" rule 17:58 < JFDkthx> motherfucker, reopen the ticket one more time saying the software isnt installed 17:58 < JFDkthx> i'll fucking turn the server off 17:58 < SpookyCrisp> JFDkthx, Do tell 17:58 <+TuxedoJack> JFDkthx: be evil, and drop a shortcut to it in his Startup folder, then force-reboot his box without giving him the chance to save 17:58 <+NinjaStyle> damn i feel bad for my PMs 17:58 * xtensive re-opens ticket 17:58 < JFDkthx> SpookyCrisp: guy keeps reopening ticket saying software isnt installed. i've taken multiple ss of said software and location on c:\ 17:59 <+NinjaStyle> i had a while 2 months of work they had to reschedule 17:59 <+NinjaStyle> whole* 17:59 < JFDkthx> TuxedoJack: i'll just make the shortcut reboot. 17:59 < SpookyCrisp> JFDkthx, A true BOFH 18:00 < JFDkthx> .bofh 18:00 <+layer-eight> JFDkthx, BOFH says: sticktion 18:01 < vinrock> (11:59:30 AM) TuxedoJack: JFDkthx: be evil, and drop a shortcut to it in his Startup folder, then force-reboot his box without giving him the chance to save 18:01 < JFDkthx> lemon salt and pepper on fries is fucking great 18:01 < vinrock> howabout create a shortcut on his desktop with same label and icon but link to shurdown 18:01 < vinrock> that'd be worth a kek 18:01 < JFDkthx> vinrock 15:59:31 JFDkthx | TuxedoJack: i'll just make the shortcut reboot. 18:02 < vinrock> oh snap 18:02 < vinrock> GREAT MINDS THINK ALIKE 18:02 < JFDkthx> gonna rename you to JollyRgrs cuz u so slow 18:02 < vinrock> yo i was too lazy to scroll up 18:02 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> lol 18:02 < SpookyCrisp> ROAST 18:02 < vinrock> or down 18:02 < AnimalFarmPig> just put 100 or so duplicate shortcuts to the software all over his desktop, quick launch, and start menu 18:02 < vinrock> wherever that comment was 18:02 < AnimalFarmPig> claim it was some kind of mistake 18:02 < SpookyCrisp> AnimalFarmPig, LOL 18:02 < JFDkthx> AnimalFarmPig: "that happens when you reinstall sometimes" 18:03 < xtensive> make sure to put a time parameter in there too so he has to stare at the system shutdown alert and his impending restart 18:03 < AnimalFarmPig> ^ maybe a bug in the installer 18:03 < Guest49979> you are him pig or..? 18:08 <+TuxedoJack> JFDkthx: MEMZ is calling... 18:09 <+NinjaStyle> s/E/U 18:09 <+layer-eight> TuxedoJack meant: "JFDkthx: MUMZ is calling..." 18:20 < admspark|Flyin> brucevein: you around? 18:20 < admspark|Flyin> oh 18:20 <+TuxedoJack> AppAssure 6 + Pentium E6300 + 8GB RAM + USB2 external to back up to = I fucking weel 18:20 <+TuxedoJack> *Weep 18:20 <+TuxedoJack> Just fucking buy the goddamn backup server I specced out 18:21 < corn266> So TuxedoJack, anything come from that IMVU dude? 18:21 <+TuxedoJack> Shit, even a fucking refurbed T610 with 4x 8TB WD Red Pros would work 18:21 <+TuxedoJack> corn266: he's gone 18:21 < corn266> rip 18:21 <+TuxedoJack> No longer my problem, HR's problem 18:21 <+TuxedoJack> And the DEA's 18:22 <+TuxedoJack> They found some irregularities in his script history 18:22 < tsarbomba> thank christ that's over 18:22 < admiralspark> TuxedoJack: email CYA man 18:22 < corn266> "irregularities" 18:22 < tsarbomba> see something? say something 18:22 < corn266> "This tsarbomba character is pretty suspect" 18:23 < tsarbomba> "oh that fucking guy again" 18:23 * tsarbomba dragged off into the padded rooms 18:24 < corn266> ULTP: constantly call yourself in for crimes you didn't commit so you get off scott free whenever you do commit a crime 18:25 < admiralspark> corn266: that only works if you have the time do bs with the cops for hours proving your innocence 18:26 < corn266> LPT: become homeless 18:28 < grumplestiltzkin> a 2010 year model car is almost 10 years old now. Kids who weren't alive for 9/11 will vote. I feel old. 18:29 < corn266> 2020 is a long time from now (TM) 18:29 < JFDkthx> tsarbomba: role? 18:29 < JFDkthx> u maf 18:29 < corn266> thief/bard 18:29 < JFDkthx> no nibba 18:29 < tsarbomba> anyone born after 9/11/2001 can't vote until september 2019 18:30 < tsarbomba> but yeah the post-millennials got me down 18:30 < JFDkthx> corn266: never played mafia? 18:31 < corn266> mafia 2 is pretty good, not played 1 || 3 18:31 < JFDkthx> not the video game 18:31 < JFDkthx> fool 18:31 < JFDkthx> jeez 18:31 < JFDkthx> im done! 18:31 < felda> tsarbomba I personally welcome out ultra liberal overlords 18:31 < tsarbomba> he's asking if you're a capo or not 18:31 < corn266> yes I am the al capone 18:32 < tsarbomba> felda gen-x still runs the show because millennials are afraid to move out of their parents' houses 18:32 * Stoob holds down guitar strings 18:32 < felda> lmO 18:32 < Stoob> I am the master capo 18:32 < felda> lmao 18:32 < felda> the reason millenials haven't taken over is because the minimum age to be in congress is 30 years old 18:32 < Stoob> are afraid / cant afford to 18:32 < tsarbomba> j/k i wouldn't buy right now either. the second new housing starts started rising again the bubble began inflating at a ridiculou rate 18:32 < tsarbomba> felda, the oldest millennials are like 35 18:33 < felda> that's the oldest lol 18:33 <@JollyRgrs> yeah 18:33 <@JollyRgrs> i'm 36, so i agree with that, tsarbomba 18:33 < xtensive> JollyRgrs for congress 18:33 < felda> the average age of congress is 57 years 18:33 < admiralspark> oof 18:33 < tsarbomba> that dude joe kennedy from massa is a millennial if you go by gallup's numbers 18:34 < JFDkthx> felda: you play town of salem at all? 18:34 < felda> JFDkthx no 18:34 < JFDkthx> damn son 18:38 <@JollyRgrs> ok guys, legit question here 18:38 <+AnonymooseWork> answer is 42 18:38 < tsarbomba> ^ 18:38 <@JollyRgrs> would changes to secureboot (assuming OS boots/installs fine) cause ANY differences in the OS itself? 18:38 < admiralspark> like what? 18:38 < admiralspark> You mean swapping keys? 18:38 <@JollyRgrs> its only function is to secure the files that can be used to boot, right? 18:38 < admiralspark> Originally, yes 18:38 <@JollyRgrs> admiralspark: i mean like we have this random in-house app coded like shit and the updater is worse 18:39 < admiralspark> oh, no, once it's booted it doesn't matter to the rest of operations 18:39 <@JollyRgrs> and it doesn't work for this one place... they are mentioning steps that are different, and secure boot is done differently there than other places 18:39 <@JollyRgrs> right 18:39 < tsarbomba> i thought there was a parameter within UEFI that manufacturers could use to 'specify' allowable OSes 18:39 <@JollyRgrs> that's what i thought 18:39 < admiralspark> certain versions of windows won't boot if the key changes tho 18:39 < tsarbomba> i remember a pretty big dust-up over it 18:39 <+AnonymooseWork> bah 18:39 <+AnonymooseWork> damn people 18:39 <+AnonymooseWork> SAN is doing a battery learn cycle 18:39 <@JollyRgrs> yeah, but once it boots, there's no "extra" or "different" security within Windows 18:39 <@JollyRgrs> right? 18:39 <+AnonymooseWork> they want me to restart the controllers to cancel it lol 18:39 <@JollyRgrs> i mean, i'm not crazy? 18:39 < tsarbomba> nah it's just metadata for the bios 18:39 <+AnonymooseWork> JollyRgrs naw 18:39 <+AnonymooseWork> you are crazy 18:39 < tsarbomba> i think if you get it to boot youv'e won the war 18:39 < admiralspark> JollyRgrs: just to be sure....you should check RSOP and make sure they didn't install EMET or something 18:40 < admiralspark> as part of "#security" 18:40 <@JollyRgrs> AnonymooseWork: well, i mean, i'm crazy, but i was specifically concerned just about secureboot, not my total mental state 18:40 <+AnonymooseWork> ah 18:40 <@JollyRgrs> tsarbomba: ok, that's what i thought, just making sure 18:40 < tsarbomba> didn't microsoft announce emet was going to be part of win10 and then like a month later they're all like NAW MAN THIS SHIT BE EOL 18:41 < ThatOneRoadie> fucking printers 18:41 < admiralspark> I thought they switched it to a new name 18:41 < tsarbomba> oh is that what happened? heh 18:41 < admiralspark> It's still part of the DISA STIG's :( 18:41 <+AnonymooseWork> EMS? 18:41 < silentfury> i fucking hate oracle 18:41 < tsarbomba> fuck that happens too often in the windows world 18:41 < felda> OwO what's this? 18:41 < admiralspark> hear hear silentfury 18:41 <+AnonymooseWork> hear hear 18:41 <+AnonymooseWork> hip hip... 18:41 < felda> *grabs your bulgy wulgy* 18:41 < felda> :3 rawr 18:41 <+AnonymooseWork> rofl felda 18:41 * admiralspark kicks felda 18:41 < tsarbomba> "okay this is still microsoft security essentials and we've EOL'd defender but MSE is now known as defender and there is no replacement for the old defender so uh yeah" 18:41 < ThatOneRoadie> EMR software (specifically eClinicalWorks) and Printers can get fucked 18:41 < silentfury> honestly, i specifically request a piece of software from them [an older version of an app we use] and i get the wrong installation media 3 times 18:42 < ThatOneRoadie> together in a bed if they'd like 18:42 < felda> something about that style of messaging is really funny to me 18:42 <+AnonymooseWork> bah that sucks fury 18:42 < admiralspark> ThatOneRoadie: oh MAN an ECW user! 18:42 < silentfury> i can understand if i wasn't clear and specific 18:42 <@JollyRgrs> ThatOneRoadie: add allscripts to that list 18:42 < ThatOneRoadie> admiralspark: regrettably, fuck eCW 18:42 < felda> It's like when you call a gun a rooty tooty point and shooty 18:42 <@JollyRgrs> alazare619 loves him some allscripts 18:42 < ThatOneRoadie> with a pole 18:42 < silentfury> but when i ask for X version, this branch, this product, you'd think they could follow simpel instructions. 18:42 < admiralspark> ThatOneRoadie: agreed! And fuck every HL7 made for it too 18:42 < silentfury> AI can! 18:42 < admiralspark> and faxing 18:42 < tsarbomba> allscripts shortened my life by 11 months 18:42 < tsarbomba> also i think it gave me superaids 18:43 < ThatOneRoadie> they pushed some update to ecw, that causes HP printers on the UPD 6.5.0 version, to print images from ecw upside-down and mirrored 18:43 < ThatOneRoadie> fun fact 18:43 < ThatOneRoadie> doc signatures in eCW are images 18:43 < admiralspark> Hahahahhaaaaaaaaa 18:43 <@JollyRgrs> ThatOneRoadie: hahaha 18:43 <@JollyRgrs> that's a gem 18:43 < admiralspark> I used to love how you had to adjust the form printing manually millimeter by millimeter if you didn't have the specific driver and printer numbers they support 18:43 < ThatOneRoadie> so signatures on scripts are printing upside-down and backwards 18:43 < ThatOneRoadie> because fuck you that's why 18:43 < admiralspark> yep 18:44 < admiralspark> good times 18:44 < ThatOneRoadie> backing the UPD down to 6.4.1 fixes it fine 18:44 < vlab> you know what makes nice scrolling text to make sure people just pass you by? tcpdump and tail -f the nginx logs 18:44 <@JollyRgrs> and pharmacists are like "uh, dang, you gotta get better at this play-jer-rise-ing thing" 18:44 < ThatOneRoadie> yep 18:44 < ThatOneRoadie> lol 18:44 < admiralspark> vlab: do you have a script to pop open them in several windows at once? Maybe a "bossiscoming.sh"? 18:45 < tsarbomba> the sad part is only 11% of scrips generated by it were rejected 18:45 < admiralspark> ;) 18:45 < tsarbomba> because most doctors have handwriting indistinguishable from a car wreck 18:45 < xtensive> netstat is nice too 18:45 <@JollyRgrs> tsarbomba: probably true 18:45 <@JollyRgrs> tsarbomba: not to mention, most of them are electronically sent now-a-days 18:45 < tsarbomba> yup 18:46 <@JollyRgrs> tele-doc + eRx = <3 18:46 < vinrock> hey there's no way to track a verizon iphone huh, gotta have access to the icloud account to use find my iphone? 18:46 < tsarbomba> my doc sent over a change to a prescription and it was ready in less time than it took me to drive the 4 blocks 18:46 <@JollyRgrs> i open app on my phone, less than 5 min, i'm talkin to a doc on vidya... they put in an Rx and I drive to walgreens drive-thru and pick up 18:46 < tsarbomba> a far cry from having to go, drop off a paper scrip, pretend to shop for 20 minutes, then get back in line 18:46 < vlab> admiralspark, just another monitor with it on constantly 18:47 < vlab> moar monitors -> moar busy obviously 18:47 < admiralspark> vlab: I should do that with a graylog dashboard 18:47 <@JollyRgrs> vlab: i'm sad i'm down to 3, i had 4 monitors, plus numerous "test" machiens in my last job 18:47 <@JollyRgrs> i looked super busy even if i was watching Mr Robot 18:47 < vlab> i think scrolling text is more effective at getting them to leave you alone 18:47 < admiralspark> I tried reddit in the cli but it's just not quite good enough to be better than the redesign yet 18:47 <@JollyRgrs> admiralspark: as in via lynx or is there some other cli? 18:48 < tsarbomba> i'm probably going to switch from 3x side-by-side displays to 2x ultra-wide panels, one on top of the other 18:48 < vlab> JollyRgrs, many screen much busy 18:48 < admiralspark> JollyRgrs: several people have built wrappers with ncurses and such. 18:48 <@JollyRgrs> tsarbomba: i got 2 24" on top of each other, and then a 24" on either side (centered) in portrait mode 18:48 < admiralspark> JollyRgrs: https://github.com/michael-lazar/rtv 18:48 <@JollyRgrs> (at home) 18:49 < tsarbomba> that's gotta require an interesting stand/mount 18:49 < admiralspark> JollyRgrs: you have a good stand recommend? I have three 27's right now but want a fourth in that configuration 18:49 < tsarbomba> i could maybe use one of my current LCDs in portrait mode 18:49 < tsarbomba> better than raging out every time i need to open a log or seriously long stack trace and go over it 18:50 < tsarbomba> *boring reading* *pgdn* *more boring reading* *more pgdn* 18:50 <@JollyRgrs> admiralspark: i bought a 6x22" stand off of craigslist for $20 18:50 < admiralspark> tsarbomba: let me introduce you to my friend: "grep" 18:50 < admiralspark> ;) 18:50 < tsarbomba> grep is great. when you know what you're looking for 18:50 < admiralspark> JollyRgrs: oh 18:50 <@JollyRgrs> i actually couldn't do any other arrangement due to the size diff 18:50 < tsarbomba> when it's basically "FUCK OUR CODE DOESN'T WORK IN YOUR ENVIRONMENT" then you need to do the needful 18:50 < admiralspark> tsarbomba: pls, if it doesn't say "error" or "denied" then it's fiiiiiiine 18:50 <@JollyRgrs> however, i can use the spare 2 arms for my speakers :) 18:51 < tsarbomba> lol yeah i wish 18:51 < admiralspark> JollyRgrs: oh, that's not a bad idea 18:51 < tsarbomba> i just use the robot-thing from FLCL for a monitor 18:52 <@JollyRgrs> https://www.overstock.com/Electronics/Fleximounts-D1S-Full-Motion-6-arm-Desk-Mount-Black-Stand-for-10-inch-to-24-inch-LCD-Computer-Monitor/12118070/product.html 18:52 <@JollyRgrs> pretty sure this is what i have 18:52 <@JollyRgrs> tsarbomba: FLCL? 18:52 < xtensive> wow that's pretty cheap JollyRgrs 18:52 <@JollyRgrs> yeah, it isn't too bad 18:53 <@JollyRgrs> i use the middle two and the top left and right for monitors, speakers on bottom corners 18:53 < tsarbomba> jollyrgrs, some insane and totally nonsensical anime 18:53 <@JollyRgrs> oh 18:53 < tsarbomba> a chick with a rickenbacker bass, some robot with a crt for a head, and a child who pulls things out of his forehead 18:53 <@JollyRgrs> xtensive: i love ergotron stuff though 18:53 < tsarbomba> it's really cool when you're high as fuck 18:53 <@JollyRgrs> too bad it ain't that cheap 18:53 < Sousapro> FLCL? 18:54 < xtensive> ya the arms we get here are like $600+ 18:54 < Sousapro> I <3 the original FLCL 18:54 < xtensive> esp the ones for iMacs since they weigh like 27 lbs 18:54 < tsarbomba> is the original the one back on adult swim? 18:54 < tsarbomba> i caught the tail end one night 18:54 < Sousapro> that entire episode that was a euphemism for having sex 18:54 < Sousapro> I was dying the whole time 18:55 <@JollyRgrs> yeah, my HP LCDs are pretty heavy 18:55 <@JollyRgrs> my dells are newer and not so thicc 18:56 < xtensive> https://www.esiergo.com/monitor-arms/six/sp/evolve6-fms/ 18:56 < xtensive> I run the world from my desk! 18:56 <@cryptic1> wtf have I returned to? 18:56 <@cryptic1> back to work 18:56 <@cryptic1> all 18:56 <@cryptic1> of 18:56 <@cryptic1> you 18:56 < tsarbomba> cryptic1, make me a sandwich! 18:57 < admiralspark> cryptic1: get back in the network closet, intern!\ 18:57 < xtensive> sudo cryptic1 make me a sandwich 18:57 < admiralspark> s/\\/ 18:57 <+layer-eight> admiralspark meant: "cryptic1: get back in the network closet, intern!" 18:57 * tsarbomba staples cryptic1 to felda 18:57 <@cryptic1> felda 18:57 <@cryptic1> felda I got something for you 18:58 <@cryptic1> felda 1.0.0.1 18:58 < felda> D:<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< 18:58 < felda> DISGUSTENG 18:58 <@cryptic1> felda 1.1.1.1 18:58 < felda> flush it 18:58 < felda> flush it down the drain 18:58 <+AnonymooseWork> 8.8.8.8 18:58 <+AnonymooseWork> 8.8.4.4 18:58 < felda> watch the brown swirl down 18:58 <@JollyRgrs> 4.2.2.2 18:58 < tsarbomba> felda you should run to 208.67.222.222 before cryptic gets to 4.2.2.1 18:58 <+AnonymooseWork> :D 18:58 < admiralspark> xtensive: jesus christ it's $1900 18:59 < xtensive> lol admiralspark those are the arms we buy, albeit not the 6 arm monstrosity, only single/dual ones 18:59 < admiralspark> I think your monitor support budget is equal to my cybersec budget 18:59 < precise> Are we shitposting? 18:59 < precise> pls say yesss 18:59 <@cryptic1> precise, no 19:00 < admiralspark> no precise, today is a get shit done day 19:00 < SynMonger> party pooper 19:00 < tsarbomba> we are communing with DNS, precise 19:00 < precise> but 19:00 < precise> but 19:00 < SynMonger> uhh, the day's over man, it's noon 19:00 < precise> >felda 19:00 <@cryptic1> precise, its not tinfoil hat time 19:00 < tsarbomba> are you washed in the blood of the 4.2.2.3? 19:00 < precise> awww 19:00 < admiralspark> yeah, and I got all my nano bashing out yesterday 19:01 < xtensive> no none is going to mention Satan's numbers? 75.75.75.75 75.75.76.76 19:02 < SynMonger> only ipv4 kids will get this 19:03 < darthwonka> I think you are putting Satan down by inferring Comcast is Satan 19:03 < darthwonka> Comcast is closer to being the Catholic Church 19:03 < admiralspark> xtensive: nobody uses those though 19:03 < admiralspark> whereas we ALL love to hit 1.1 19:03 < precise> Anyone here know anyone high up in T-Mobile? I have some issues... 19:03 <+NinjaStyle> im the ceo 19:03 < precise> lol. 19:03 < admiralspark> I'm the CIO 19:04 < precise> dam son 19:04 < admiralspark> we're all TMobile here precise 19:04 < SynMonger> no, but my uncle works for nintendo 19:04 < admiralspark> wait 19:04 < precise> SynMonger: That may help 19:04 < admiralspark> how did you get in if you're not TMobile? 19:04 < precise> admiralspark: ... 19:04 * precise runs 19:04 <+NinjaStyle> #tmobile-tmobileadmin 19:04 <@JollyRgrs> might as well start looking for sprint reps 19:05 < precise> heh 19:05 <@JollyRgrs> since sprint is going to merge with tmo 19:05 < admiralspark> Ma Bell 2: electric cellphone screwed 19:05 < grumplestiltzkin> ^ 19:06 < grumplestiltzkin> Anyone know what happened to stock prices at divesteture? 19:07 < precise> Seriously though, I left T-Mobile because of their horrendous cellular and customer service and filed a complaint regarding the representative I dealt with for the majority of my time there. I got a call from collections this morning, that I owed T-Mobile $25. I went in and checked it out, it's for Air Time, which I've never purchased or used. Also, it went to collections after 1 week, standard 19:07 < precise> time according to another rep is 3 months. I'm somewhat peeved. 19:08 < xtensive> dispute it and state in writing that you want proof that you owe that 19:08 < precise> xtensive: I don't feel like doing that for $25 TBH 19:09 < precise> If it ends up being a recurring charge then I will 19:09 < precise> This is the extent I'm going to do anything 19:09 < xtensive> we if it's already to collections its going to fuck your credit 19:09 < precise> Bitch in #r-s and hope someone here is TMobile 19:09 < precise> xtensive: I paid it in store today, I figure one call from collections isn't too bad, right? 19:10 < xtensive> depends 19:10 < zoredache> you paid a bill for a service you didn't use? That seems wrong. Seems like you would want to have spend some time demanding proof that you owed that first. 19:10 < precise> zoredache: I assumed that it was a termination fee or something 19:10 < xtensive> if they reported a 90+ day late then yes it will be negative 19:10 <@JollyRgrs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5o_vCPJpPOs 19:11 <+layer-eight> YouTube ┃ Title β†  Hitting A 250 MPH Fastball | Stanley Anderson ┃ Duration β†  6:32 ┃ Upload Date β†  Wed Oct 18 05:00:00 UTC 2017 19:11 <@JollyRgrs> dang 19:11 < precise> Then they gave me the statement after the fact 19:11 <@JollyRgrs> (title misleading, but not too far off) 19:11 < precise> xtensive: It was like 1.5 weeks 19:11 < precise> But they can report whatever they want I take it? 19:12 < AnimalFarmPig> credit karma has basically 1-click dispute for things in collections 19:12 < admiralspark> And you can dispute it 19:12 < tsarbomba> precise, you're going to have hunterkll up your ass like a proctologist with OCD 19:12 < AnimalFarmPig> super easy 19:12 < AnimalFarmPig> and they never have proof that you owe 19:12 < tsarbomba> he's a TMO fan 19:12 < precise> tsarbomba: wot 19:12 < precise> oh 19:12 < AnimalFarmPig> so, after 30 days, the collection is just gone 19:12 < admiralspark> he actually is the CEO 19:12 < AnimalFarmPig> doesn't show up on credit report 19:12 < AnimalFarmPig> it's better than paying 19:12 < precise> Bah 19:12 < precise> I really don't want to have to fight this 19:12 < xtensive> he already paid it 19:12 < admiralspark> precise: do you have bad credit? 19:12 < precise> Nope 19:13 < precise> I have no credit 19:13 < precise> Even better 19:13 < admiralspark> even ONE thing in collections will fuck you for 7 years 19:13 < AnimalFarmPig> sign up for credit karma. It takes like 30 seconds to start a dispute 19:13 < admiralspark> you have no history 19:13 < alazare619> JollyRgrs: fuck allscripts 19:13 < admiralspark> as soon as you're 18 you have credit 19:13 < alazare619> they are complete GARBAGE 19:13 <@JollyRgrs> alazare619: lol 19:13 < tsarbomba> i see no scenario in which it would even be possible to owe TMO $25 unless you paid like half of a bill but all of the taxes/fees one month 19:13 < tsarbomba> are you sure you weren't talking to a gentleman from bangladesh 19:13 < precise> admiralspark: I've never gotten a loan, mortgage, credit card, anything really 19:14 < tsarbomba> < admiralspark> as soon as you're 18 you have credit 19:14 < precise> tsarbomba: It was Air Time, which is a pay as you go thing I think 19:14 < tsarbomba> and as soon as you're 19 that credit's in the shitter 19:14 < xtensive> maybe prorated month if canceling in the middle of a billing cycle tsarbomba ? 19:14 < precise> xtensive: possibly 19:14 < tsarbomba> xtensive, perhaps but that's an oddly rounded total 19:14 < grumplestiltzkin> bpmnus points for using prepaid, and not using your actual name/information - it will never go to collections, and physically impossible to end up on your credit report 19:14 < xtensive> yeah exactly $25 is a bit odd 19:14 < tsarbomba> like if i had a prorated cell bill for half a month it would come out to something like $38.66 19:14 < precise> grumplestiltzkin: They demand ID :/ 19:14 < vlab> .yt be my lover 19:14 <+layer-eight> YouTube La Bouche - Be My Lover - https://youtu.be/_Ka01Y_pYgM 19:14 < tsarbomba> definitey not a round number 19:15 < tsarbomba> oh i see precise 19:15 < sideup66> layer-eight: so 90s 19:15 < tsarbomba> i thought even those prepaid cards had additional surcharges 19:15 < grumplestiltzkin> precise: go with a reseller mang. hint: if they ask for the last 4 of your social, its really just a 4 digit PIN 19:15 < tsarbomba> buy $25 in airtime, you end up paying $2 for "processing" or whatever 19:15 < precise> I don't use prepaid cards tsarbomba 19:15 < tsarbomba> because TMO shouldn't have to pay for ANY overhead 19:15 < tsarbomba> well, cards, online, recurring 19:16 < precise> I don't do prepay 19:16 < tsarbomba> they all seem to come with a surcharge 19:16 < precise> They also never sent me a paper bill statement 19:16 < precise> So I had no idea I owed shit 19:16 < xtensive> how does one function without a CC these days? Do you not shop on Amazon?! 19:16 < tsarbomba> isn't "pay as you go" just a way of saying prepaid/non-contract 19:16 < precise> tsarbomba: True 19:16 < tsarbomba> xtensive, millennials use debit cards 19:16 < precise> xtensive: PRepaid cards and debit cards 19:16 < precise> tsarbomba: yerp lol 19:17 < tsarbomba> hey i don't blame you. i put most of my CCs in mothballs when finances no longer were an issue 19:17 < xtensive> oh, debit card is even scarier to me, that is tied to my bank account 19:17 < tsarbomba> i spend what i have and that's about it for most cases 19:17 < precise> xtensive: Proper segmentation of finances helps 19:17 < zoredache> debit cards, yuck. Lets trust random vendors to take money straight out of my checkings/savings. 19:17 < tsarbomba> house: paid. cars: paid. weekly ho visits: paid 19:17 < precise> zoredache: I don't trust random vendors 19:17 < tsarbomba> (j/k on that last one. they demand cash on arrival." 19:17 < xtensive> millennials are weirdos 19:18 < precise> Unless it goes through Amazon or Paypal or another trusted vendor, I dont use it. 19:18 < precise> Though I don't really trust PayPal TBH 19:18 < zoredache> ah paypal, suggest you see Google there are lots of posts people complaining about some of their attics with bank cards/bank accounts 19:18 < precise> Yeah 19:18 < precise> I'm hesitant to use them :P 19:19 < tsarbomba> paypal hasn't given me a reason not to trust them. apparently they give sellers reason all the time, however. 19:19 < precise> tsarbomba: Yeah 19:19 < The_Dv8or> ho visits? Asian massage parlor or you got a regular hooker? 19:19 < tsarbomba> dv8or, i plead the fifth 19:19 * tsarbomba white house lawyer 19:19 < The_Dv8or> I used to have a regular hooker. Now I got a parlor I go to where the girls got decent tits. 19:19 < precise> I had a small side-business when I was 12-13 y/o and had like $500 in my PayPal. I had trouble with a customer and called support, they figured out I was a kid, locked my account and hung up on me. Never got that money back. 19:20 < tsarbomba> oh i don't run a balance with paypal at all 19:20 < tsarbomba> the only time i'm ever running a non-zero balance is when someone has to refund me because they sold me something shitty or not as advertised 19:20 < precise> tsarbomba: I just use it as a card processor 19:20 < tsarbomba> i use it as a gateway between a secondary checking account and the world 19:20 < The_Dv8or> I dont do credit either, although I do have a postpaid cell phone acct 19:20 < tsarbomba> i think i have a backup visa card attached to it but i never use it 19:21 < tsarbomba> last time i used a CC was for a surprise car repair i couldn't manage myself that cost enough to require me moving money into checking from where i usually keep it. i figured that would be a pain so i paid with the card 19:21 < precise> Seriously, fuck shitty financial institutions 19:21 < tsarbomba> sure enough, when the bill came i wanted to pay it all off at once. ended up having to move the funds around anyway 19:21 < alazare619> hookers around here got that gonasyphaherpalaids 19:22 < tsarbomba> gotta find the girls without the oozing lip sores 19:22 < grumplestiltzkin> payal is a bunch of commie bastards. Also, if you are forced to use them, have a separate bank account just for that. so if paypal goes and freezes it, it's of no consequence to youy 19:22 < tsarbomba> paypal can freezea bank account? 19:22 < grumplestiltzkin> they sure can 19:22 < alazare619> one of my ex's (I took her V) ended up becoming a hooker and murdered a dude... 19:22 < alazare619> no joke 19:22 < tsarbomba> thank christ they're not hooked into my bill-payin' checking account 19:22 < xtensive> was she hot alazare619 ? 19:22 < precise> alazare619: it was ur fault 19:22 < tsarbomba> because i'd go atomic if they did that shit to my main account 19:22 < alazare619> xtensive: was very hot at one point when we were together 19:23 < alazare619> precise: probably not proud of it turned her into a freak and i use to fuck with her head alot 19:23 < alazare619> mind games what not 19:23 < precise> alazare619: ... 19:23 < tsarbomba> as it is i have enough problems with the bank whose "anti-fraud" algorithm can't handle something as wildly aberrant as buying gas three blocks away from a store where i just spent a few hundred bucks 19:23 < precise> tsarbomba: ++ 19:23 < alazare619> precise: later in life in my mid 20's i tried getting her out 19:23 < precise> I once had my car locked on a road trip down i-75 19:24 < precise> *card 19:24 < alazare619> precise: use to watch her kids and stuff so she could look for a real job later found out she was just out doing more drugs 19:24 <@cryptic1> oops 19:24 < alazare619> precise: invited her over ot play cards against humanity and stuff 19:24 < precise> wot 19:24 < tsarbomba> "we see some questionable activity. did you spend $50 at so-and-so gas station the same day as spending $300 at the mall?" 19:24 < tsarbomba> YES MOTHERFUCKER BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT MIDDLE-CLASS AMERICA DOES 19:24 * cryptic1 sets mode +m on #reddit-sysadmin 19:24 < alazare619> few months later she killed the guy and now is in prison for 30 to life 19:24 * tsarbomba feeds cryptic1 a slice of pizza 19:25 * precise pays cryptic1 5 #r-s coins 19:25 < tsarbomba> omg syscoins 19:25 < xtensive> put them in the loot box 19:25 < tsarbomba> someone needs to create syscoins 19:26 < F34RInc> For a long time my statement was nothing but fast food, fast food, liquor store. 19:26 < tsarbomba> weird. teamviewer 11 was able to hook up to machines running 12 IIRC 19:26 < precise> F34RInc: Welcome to me at 17 19:26 < xtensive> 17 ... liquor store ... 19:26 < tsarbomba> but TV 12 won't connect to machines running 13. and i can't be fucked to go through the whole process of removing the wine-based TV12 and figuring out the "native" 13 19:26 < precise> xtensive: Yes 19:27 < tsarbomba> meh 19:27 * tsarbomba recreates image in gimp 19:27 < F34RInc> precise, this was 10+ years ago. Now its amazon amazon liquor store 19:27 < precise> I image all my computers with GIMP 19:28 < precise> F34RInc: heh 19:28 < xtensive> sounds about right F34RInc 19:28 < precise> There's a store around here that doesn't' card 19:28 < precise> Is secret 19:28 < xtensive> Asian precise ? 19:28 < xtensive> I mean the owners/operators 19:28 < precise> I can neither confirm nor deny 19:29 < precise> So 19:29 < precise> Fuck T-Mobile 19:29 < precise> Suck Debt Collectors 19:29 < precise> s/Su/Fu 19:29 <+layer-eight> precise meant: "Fuck Debt Collectors" 19:29 <@cryptic1> easy on the language 19:29 * cryptic1 sets mode +m on #reddit-sysadmin 19:30 < felda> at least give me +v 19:30 <@cryptic1> children are watching 19:30 <@cryptic1> no felda 19:30 < felda> yes 19:30 <@cryptic1> no felda 19:30 < xtensive> I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY! 19:30 < felda> I must let the world know THE SINS OF DNS 19:30 <@cryptic1> felda 1.1.1.1 19:30 < precise> cryptic1: pls kick JollyRgrs so I can swear and not hurt the children 19:30 < felda> I must stand firm against these evils! 19:31 < felda> The vile temptress cryptic1 lures you in with domain name to IP services 19:32 < F34RInc> local-zone: "felda.io" redirect local-data: "felda.io 60 IN A 10.10.10.1" 19:32 < felda> but ye who walk through the valley of magic electron tubes doth know the IPs 19:32 < grumplestiltzkin> I have a bit of grey. The only times I get carded, and htis is legit - *always* a nd by *every* '50ish empty nester mother who is working because she is bored, but was an executive before she had kids ' type 19:32 < felda> D:< 19:32 < precise> grumplestiltzkin: I have long hair, I get carded everytime 19:32 < precise> I'm also 21 tho.. so... 19:32 < precise> :P 19:33 <@cryptic1> psst felda 8.8.8.8 19:33 <@cryptic1> limited time offer ^ 19:33 < felda> all I see is an IP 19:34 < precise> I see a unicode string 19:34 < felda> I see past domain names 19:34 <@cryptic1> its your dns ip 19:34 < felda> I SEE PAST THE LIES OF THE NETWORK ADMIN 19:34 < corn266> "Hey coworker, I need to call this woman. Do you have any tips, cause I've never talked to a woman before" 19:34 <@cryptic1> you can use it if you hurry 19:34 < corn266> .yt when a man loves a woman 19:34 <+layer-eight> YouTube Michael Bolton - When a Man Loves a Woman - https://youtu.be/MUuNDb-nm5M 19:34 < DarthFelda> These DNS rebels will be crushed 19:34 < DarthFelda> the glorious IP galactic republic will be formed 19:34 < precise> wget felda.io > /etc/hosts 19:35 < grumplestiltzkin> .yt michael bolton lonely island 19:35 <+layer-eight> YouTube Jack Sparrow (feat. Michael Bolton) - https://youtu.be/GI6CfKcMhjY 19:35 < grumplestiltzkin> better 19:35 < xtensive> I celebrate the man's entire collection 19:38 <+shakygator> Steel bars...wrapped all around me 19:38 < precise> So I took out a 12" oak tree trunk with a hatchet yesterday 19:38 < precise> Bow before me 19:40 < alazare619> "Arms Spaghetti knees week arms are jelly, took out a tree trunk with a hatchet no regretti" 19:40 < precise> alazare619: 11/10 19:40 < precise> wonderful 19:40 * precise PMs eminem 19:41 < precise> I have a bunch of smaller trees to pull next 19:41 < precise> And some grapevines 19:41 < precise> Grapevines are the devil 19:41 < alazare619> if you got a truck or suv just wrap a to strap around the base 19:41 < alazare619> and drop it in low or 1st and let it pull it out 19:41 < precise> alazare619: They are along a fence line 19:41 < alazare619> did that on a bunch 19:41 < precise> alazare619: Some are grown into the fence 19:42 < precise> Also, these roots range from short to >10ft long at 1' in diameter 19:42 * precise hooks up his '99 Buick Century to the trees 19:42 < precise> letsdothis 19:43 < alazare619> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gwlouQ8vBM - DIY Tree Stump Removal With A Truck - YouTube 19:43 <+layer-eight> YouTube ┃ Title β†  DIY Tree Stump Removal With A Truck ┃ Duration β†  1:16 ┃ Upload Date β†  Sun May 08 03:24:48 UTC 2016 19:43 < alazare619> i did this to one that was real real big 19:43 < alazare619> but used a pulley for extra leverage 19:44 < alazare619> which made it pull at a 45' angle from ground 19:44 < alazare619> was probalby closer to a 45 degree angle 19:44 < alazare619> 35* 19:44 < xtensive> engine hoist works well for tree stumps too, tore a bunch out that way 19:46 < corn266> My boss sent me some peoples' work and mobile numbers, should I call the mobiles if they didn't pick up on their work? 19:46 < precise> corn266: What's the context? 19:46 < precise> Reason for the call? 19:47 < corn266> Attempting to find out the risk level associated with a certain dataset. He's good friends with the people, but I've never met them 19:47 < precise> How is that related? Can you explain your objective? 19:48 < corn266> Risk level as in how likely some russians will parachute through a window and hold everyone hostage 19:48 < alazare619> xtensive i have a diesel engine hoist i lifted an entire car off the ground with it before bet that thing would pull a big ole stump out of the ground 19:48 < corn266> How is what related? 19:48 < precise> How are these people related to the dataset, and the risk level therein? 19:48 < corn266> It's their job to dictate the risk level 19:49 < precise> Is it during work hours where you are at? 19:49 < corn266> Yes, but idk where they're based out of 19:49 <@cryptic1> precise, please turn yourself in 19:49 < xtensive> I've never even heard of a diesel engine lift alazare619 ! 19:50 <@cryptic1> precise, your credentials have been leaked on the darkweb 19:50 < precise> Ok, so I'd just ask your boss about how urgent it is, and if calling their cell is appropriate. I'd also be sure to relay you are calling behalf of $boss during your phone conversations. 19:50 < corn266> this is the polish, you're under arest cryptic1 19:50 < precise> corn266: ^ 19:50 <@cryptic1> precise, everyone has seen your pornhub view history 19:50 < precise> cryptic1: Good 19:50 <@cryptic1> :/ 19:50 < precise> Some good shit in there 19:50 <@cryptic1> its bad its real bad 19:50 <@cryptic1> unicycles ... how is that even a genre ? 19:51 < xtensive> it's grannies isn't it? 19:51 < precise> You know... 19:51 < corn266> He's in a meeting, I have a deadline for May 3rd/4th dependent on their dictation, but okay 19:51 < precise> Last time I said pornhub in here 19:51 < precise> I got in trouble 19:51 < precise> ... 19:51 < precise> #MODABUSE 19:51 < corn266> "Loose granny slides down unicycle fortnight pugb exclusive" 19:51 < xtensive> I prefer hornpub 19:59 < tsarbomba> please come faster 5pm 20:00 <+shakygator> is now 5pm 20:00 <+shakygator> you may go 20:00 < corn266> .yt five hours deorro 20:00 <+layer-eight> YouTube Deorro - Five Hours (Static Video) [LE7ELS] - https://youtu.be/K_yBUfMGvzc 20:06 < AnimalFarmPig> "scrum master" asked us to estimate # of hours for each ticket/story this sprint. I tried to explain to him that is not how agile works. He still wanted hours estimates. So, I just divided number of hours in sprint by number of tickets to get 15 hours per ticket and gave that as an estimate for everything. It has worked perfectly. 20:07 < AnimalFarmPig> I took most of the sprint to do one fifteen hour ticket and then knocked out three more fifteen hour tickets today 20:08 <+TuxedoJack> Oh, RichCopy, I fucking love you 20:10 <+TuxedoJack> 350K files to restore from AppAssure and it's moving a FUCKTON faster than regular copy / TeraCopy / AppAssire 20:29 < Alternity> TuxedoJack: what's better about it than robocopy? 20:29 < Alternity> i've moved millions of files via robocopy without issue 20:29 < Alternity> MT:128 :) 20:30 < unf1n1ty> γƒ»γ‚œγ‚œγƒ»γ€‚γ€‚γƒ» ​ γ‚œγ‚œ\_O<​ QUAC​K! 20:30 < GreyKite> unf1n1ty: no 20:30 < Alternity> クスンν(●　´　Ρ　｀。●) 20:36 <+TuxedoJack> Alternity: it's just a GUI frontend for Robocopy 20:36 <+TuxedoJack> And doing 20 threads at once is nice 20:36 < Alternity> looks like it's a seperate program with very similiar functionality https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RichCopy 20:37 < Alternity> robocopy also supports multithreading 20:37 < tsarbomba> it's literally the same thing 20:37 < Alternity> same functionality, different codebase 20:37 < Alternity> https://technet.microsoft.com/en-us/library/2009.04.utilityspotlight.aspx 20:37 < tsarbomba> i used to smack the helpdesk guys for using richcopy on servers instead of learning robocopy 20:37 < Alternity> this is relevant since it seems like richcopy has some bugs that robocopy does not 20:38 < tsarbomba> the current robocopy is a fork of that richcopy 20:38 < tsarbomba> well, the robocopy upon which richcopy was based 20:38 < tsarbomba> (rich being the guy who stole the robocopy code to build his little GUI util) 20:38 < grumplestiltzkin> are suckerberg robot memes still 'en vogue' ? 20:38 < Alternity> hmm not sure that's correct 20:38 < tsarbomba> i think we're making fun of jack from twitter this week, grumplestiltzkin 20:38 < Alternity> you have a source for richcopy being codebase for modern robocopy? 20:39 < grumplestiltzkin> is jack an 'internet celebrity', or someone who I may have heard of? 20:40 < tsarbomba> alternity, i just said it wasn't 20:40 < tsarbomba> you realize richcopy is from 2001 right? 20:40 < abakedapplepie> man, unheard of 20:40 < abakedapplepie> called comcast to put some PTR records in 20:40 < tsarbomba> grumplestiltzkin he's the Main Twitter Man 20:40 < abakedapplepie> got the usual "it will probably take some time for tier 2 to get to it" 20:41 < tsarbomba> comcast doesn't have an email address for DNS any more? 20:41 < abakedapplepie> 10 minutes later, t2 called me and ACTUALLY VERIFIED THE SETTINGS 20:41 < Anaphylaxis> abakedapplepie, u wot m8??? 20:41 < abakedapplepie> i was floored 20:41 < abakedapplepie> ive never had them give me such courtesy lol 20:41 < tsarbomba> inb4 "WHY ARE NONE OF MY SERVERS ACCESSIBLE oh shit dns is wrong" 20:41 < abakedapplepie> usually i get an email a week later saying they did it 20:41 < Anaphylaxis> ipconfig /flushdns c: 20:41 < abakedapplepie> not a phone call in 10 minutes 20:41 < grumplestiltzkin> ok, I'm looking at @jack. what am I looking for ? 20:42 < tsarbomba> the controversy around jack and twitter is pretty much the same as zuck. next to no forward progress on the whole bot/paidspammer/foreign actor problem 20:42 < tsarbomba> instead twitter felt the need to tombstone a bunch of old accounts and call it a day 20:42 < precise> abakedapplepie: phones are down 20:42 < grumplestiltzkin> OH, and about the blatant political censorship and 'shadowbanning' 20:43 < tsarbomba> so now people on twitter will mock the shit out of @jack whenever an actual bot or foreign troll is found 20:43 < tsarbomba> lol 'shadowbanning' 20:43 * tsarbomba refers the entire internet to the "twitter is not reddit" blog 20:43 < abakedapplepie> in other news, city put out a press conf regarding the shooting yesterday 20:43 < abakedapplepie> suicide by cop 20:44 < tsarbomba> i think there are some people on twitter who actually believe paid twitter staff is reading every single thing they post and secretly deleting them (but only so the poster can't tell) 20:44 < vlab> i hate pearple 20:44 < tsarbomba> there was just one shooting yesterday? 20:44 < precise> abakedapplepie: Was it close to the office? 20:44 < tsarbomba> shit, this is miami. there were probably 10 around the corner from my office 20:44 < abakedapplepie> tsarbomba: it was across the street from my office, probably like 1000 feet 20:44 < tsarbomba> fun 20:45 < precise> Wait, really... 20:45 < precise> In those condos? 20:45 < abakedapplepie> yeah 20:45 < precise> Wow 20:45 < precise> I thought it looked familiar in the news, never made the connection, didn't look into it 20:45 < tsarbomba> i was about half a mile from the shooting of charles kinsey 20:45 < tsarbomba> ooh tornado warning 20:45 < Anaphylaxis> bro you guys heard about SK and NK right? 20:45 < precise> abakedapplepie: Did you guys have to shelter in place or anything? 20:45 < tsarbomba> watched the opening cermony thing 20:45 < abakedapplepie> yeah, heard the shots ring out and everything 20:45 < tsarbomba> _+e 20:46 < admiralspark> Anaphylaxis: you're late to the party 20:46 < abakedapplepie> precise haha no they didnt even close van dyke 20:46 < Anaphylaxis> admiralspark, i know but damn son 20:46 < precise> abakedapplepie: lol wow 20:46 < abakedapplepie> they closed like 300 feet of 24 mile 20:46 < admiralspark> lol. China told them to behave so they're doing it 20:46 < abakedapplepie> it was on the back side of the complex though 20:46 < precise> Oh, I see 20:46 < precise> Did you guys realise it was gun shots right as they started? 20:47 < abakedapplepie> this one cop showed up on scene with a bright orange shotgun about 5 minutes before everything went down 20:47 < abakedapplepie> i want to know wtf it was 20:47 < abakedapplepie> bright hunter orange 20:47 < abakedapplepie> why 20:47 < precise> abakedapplepie: Less than lethal round? 20:47 < precise> Bean bag? 20:47 < admiralspark> probably beanbags 20:47 < abakedapplepie> no idea 20:47 < F34RInc> abakedapplepie, magpul makes an orange stock set 20:47 < abakedapplepie> F34RInc: the entire thing was orange 20:48 < abakedapplepie> stock, barrel, everything 20:48 < abakedapplepie> front to back 20:48 < tsarbomba> lol. NWS tornado warning. "shelter in place immediately". then war's "low rider" comes on 20:48 < abakedapplepie> precise: i realized they were shots because i was prepared for it 20:48 < precise> abakedapplepie: Oh yeah? 20:48 < tsarbomba> abakedapplepie went full rambo 20:48 < precise> abakedapplepie killed the shooter 20:48 < abakedapplepie> but if you arent expecting gunshots 20:48 < tsarbomba> he stormed out of the office wearing camo and carrying an m249 20:48 < abakedapplepie> it sounds like some firecrackers 20:49 < precise> abakedapplepie: That's what everyone says 20:49 < abakedapplepie> from this far anyway 20:49 < DomLS3> sssssssssssssss 20:49 < precise> s 20:49 < DomLS3> that's a good snek 20:49 < tsarbomba> the last thing anybody heard from him was the distant shout of "WOLVERINES!" 20:49 < precise> abakedapplepie: Well I'm glad yall are ok 20:49 < corn266> DomLS3: no step though 20:49 < abakedapplepie> im curious what set the dude off 20:49 < precise> corn266: watch your mouth 20:49 < corn266> NO STEP ON SNEK 20:49 < abakedapplepie> drugs, domestic dispute, insanity, what 20:49 < precise> abakedapplepie: Probably some inane thing that only he in a psychotic state would know 20:49 < abakedapplepie> hes still alive but not sure if hell make it 20:49 < tsarbomba> i am totally going to buy a NO STEP ON SNEK flag 20:50 < precise> tsarbomba: pls do 20:50 < F34RInc> I got the sister inlaw a no step on snek onsie for her baby 20:50 < abakedapplepie> ah man some bastard with an RS just parked right in front of my window 20:50 < abakedapplepie> :( 20:50 < abakedapplepie> RIP RS 20:50 < abakedapplepie> ill never have one 20:50 < precise> RS? 20:50 < DomLS3> RS? 20:50 < corn266> i, too, have an RS 20:50 < DomLS3> Camaro RS? 20:50 < abakedapplepie> focus RS 20:50 < tsarbomba> s/never have one/steal this motherfucker's 20:50 < DomLS3> focus 20:50 < precise> O 20:50 < DomLS3> psh 20:50 <+layer-eight> abakedapplepie meant: "ill steal this motherfucker's" 20:50 < DomLS3> shit car 20:51 < abakedapplepie> lol 20:51 < precise> abakedapplepie: You still on the old office? 20:51 < abakedapplepie> no 20:51 < corn266> https://apps.runescape.com/runemetrics/app/overview/player/corn266 20:51 < precise> abakedapplepie: Yay! 20:51 < abakedapplepie> had the fiber cutover last week, got gigabit comcast in yesterday 20:51 < abakedapplepie> comcast tech tracked dry dog shit in my server room 20:51 < admiralspark> abakedapplepie was like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhoUQgO2Riw 20:51 <+layer-eight> YouTube ┃ Title β†  I Wish a Mother F$@#*@ Would! ┃ Duration β†  1:04 ┃ Upload Date β†  Tue May 24 07:43:43 UTC 2016 20:51 < abakedapplepie> >:/ 20:51 < tsarbomba> in the spirit of read-only friday i think we should all shut down operations and go home early 20:52 < precise> abakedapplepie: really? 20:52 < tsarbomba> preferably with a mess of beers 20:52 < admiralspark> tsarbomba: done 20:52 < precise> wow 20:52 < precise> abakedapplepie: Also, your server room? 20:52 < admiralspark> s/beers/whiskey 20:52 <+layer-eight> tsarbomba meant: "preferably with a mess of whiskey" 20:52 < abakedapplepie> i thought it was mud til i started sweeping it 20:52 < hxcsp> tsarbomba: you shut everything down and we can go home 20:52 < abakedapplepie> then i smelled it 20:52 < tsarbomba> s/whiskey/whisky 20:52 <+layer-eight> tsarbomba meant: "preferably with a mess of whisky" 20:52 < DomLS3> s/whiskey/scotch 20:52 < hxcsp> when they yell its shut down, youll be there to save teh day 20:52 < precise> Was it christened by the abakedapplepie? 20:52 < DomLS3> s/whisky/scotch 20:52 <+layer-eight> tsarbomba meant: "preferably with a mess of scotch" 20:52 < vinrock> https://us.msi.com/Laptop/GS65-Stealth-Thin-Intel-8th-Gen/Gallery 20:52 < admiralspark> s/scotch/bourbon because we have taste and not bottomless wallets 20:52 < vinrock> thing actually looks kinda nice 20:52 <+layer-eight> tsarbomba meant: "preferably with a mess of bourbon because we have taste and not bottomless wallets" 20:52 < admiralspark> ;) 20:52 < tsarbomba> scotch > bourbon 20:52 < admiralspark> wait 20:52 < admiralspark> shit 20:52 < DomLS3> scotch > bourbon big time 20:52 < DomLS3> wtf 20:52 < tsarbomba> especially a nice islay single malt 20:53 < hxcsp> whiskey 20:53 < tsarbomba> no, whisky 20:53 < precise> Rubbing Alcohol > * 20:53 < precise> fite me 20:53 < hxcsp> Whiskee 20:53 < abakedapplepie> precise: i built it 20:53 * tsarbomba tackles precise 20:53 < The_Dv8or> if you dont enjoy a nice brunch appletini, youre not a real man 20:53 < DomLS3> Nail polish > rubbing alcohol 20:53 < precise> abakedapplepie: You got that project? Nice 20:53 < admiralspark> yeah, no. Scotch is Scotch is Scotch. Just because it costs $300 a bottle doesn't make it any better 20:53 < hxcsp> acetone, yum 20:53 < tsarbomba> i like to get buckwild on lemon drops 20:53 < admiralspark> oak barrels > all 20:53 < precise> abakedapplepie: Did you get enough budget to spec it out nice and everything? 20:53 < admiralspark> The_Dv8or: mimosas? ;) 20:54 < The_Dv8or> appletini or you suck cock 20:54 < hxcsp> appletini with cinnamon sugar around the rim 20:54 < precise> Antifreeze > appletini 20:54 <+TuxedoJack> FUCKIN' A 20:54 < tsarbomba> let's all pound some sangria and share our feelings 20:54 < admiralspark> I think people who drink girly drinks like that....probably get a little more wood in the mouth than the rest of us? 20:54 <+TuxedoJack> Next weekend = Cinco de Mayo 20:54 < abakedapplepie> https://i.imgur.com/vJtbxC2.jpg 20:54 < The_Dv8or> hxcsp, youre gonna give me a rimmer? Fuckin a. 20:54 < DomLS3> s/sangria/dick 20:54 < linuxdood> I see its anything goes Friday here. 20:54 <+layer-eight> tsarbomba meant: "let's all pound some dick and share our feelings" 20:54 <+TuxedoJack> On-call tech offered me $200 and a bottle of single-malt to take his weekend shift 20:54 < precise> admiralspark: Or.. Or... they are confidant and get more donger than you because they don't care what you think 20:54 < hxcsp> The_Dv8or: only if you like cinnamon sugar though 20:54 < DomLS3> TuxedoJack: Done deal 20:54 < precise> ;) 20:54 <+AnonymooseWork> TuxedoJack... sold? lol 20:54 < abakedapplepie> precise: see picture 20:55 < tsarbomba> cinnamon challenge, you say? 20:55 <+TuxedoJack> DomLS3: that's in addition to the on-call bonus 20:55 < hxcsp> burns a little 20:55 < precise> abakedapplepie: clicked 20:55 < The_Dv8or> as long as it tingles my asshole 20:55 < admiralspark> precise: you also use nano. Your arguments are invalid ;) 20:55 < hxcsp> cool 20:55 < precise> admiralspark: nano > appltini 20:55 <+TuxedoJack> admiralspark: you vi whore. 20:55 < precise> abakedapplepie: You got racks! Nice! 20:55 < hxcsp> as long as its not emacs 20:55 < admiralspark> Nah, I like those drinks. But I like old fashioned's more 20:55 < hxcsp> amririte 20:55 < admiralspark> TuxedoJack: you're goddamn right 20:55 <+TuxedoJack> hxcsp: fuck that, edit forever 20:55 < abakedapplepie> yep 20:55 < hxcsp> lol 20:55 < admiralspark> hxcsp: agreed 20:55 < abakedapplepie> not much to put in them yet 20:55 < tsarbomba> precise only uses pico because nano isn't gay enough 20:55 < precise> nano > pico 20:56 < admiralspark> ^^ 20:56 < hxcsp> i just drink crown and coke 20:56 < hxcsp> or a nice beer 20:56 < admiralspark> oh man 20:56 < hxcsp> you all are too complicated 20:56 < precise> I bet abakedapplepie runs Nano as a Service in that nice server room 20:56 < admiralspark> best style of craft beer: GO 20:56 < JFDkthx> have a good weekend nerds 20:56 < alazare619> pico de gayooo 20:56 < admiralspark> everything else > IPA's 20:56 < admiralspark> later JFDkthx 20:56 < precise> alazare619: lol 20:56 < tsarbomba> is white ale a 'craft beer' 20:56 <+TuxedoJack> admiralspark: Imperial Porter, duh 20:56 < technonerd> Anything from surly 20:56 < tsarbomba> it's just pretty much the default in belgium 20:56 <@JollyRgrs> TuxedoJack: that seems like a bogus deal 20:56 < abakedapplepie> tsarbomba anything is a craft beer 20:56 < admiralspark> TuxedoJack: ahhh, interesting. Specific one you like? 20:56 < tsarbomba> i see 20:56 <+TuxedoJack> JollyRgrs: I specifically requested 18 years old or up for that bottle 20:56 < abakedapplepie> as long as the brewery that made it meets certain capacity requirements 20:56 < abakedapplepie> and ownership requirements 20:56 <@JollyRgrs> still bogus 20:56 < tsarbomba> i am probably going to get a couple sixers of hoegaarden on the way home 20:56 < linuxdood> dilly dilly 20:57 < hxcsp> shiner or bust 20:57 < precise> abakedapplepie: How are you guys doing the bridge? MPLS, overhead/underground cable, wireless link? 20:57 < hxcsp> ;o 20:57 <@JollyRgrs> weekends are holy to me after leaving GS 20:57 < abakedapplepie> admiralspark: you need to try better IPAs 20:57 * precise is curious 20:57 < abakedapplepie> precise: i have a bridge 20:57 <@JollyRgrs> linuxdood: DILLY DILLY! 20:57 < abakedapplepie> on the roof 20:57 < precise> abakedapplepie: Unifi? 20:57 < precise> Airmax? 20:57 < abakedapplepie> ubiquiti not unifi 20:57 < abakedapplepie> yes 20:57 < tsarbomba> >hates IPAs 20:57 < tsarbomba> >wears a PBR tshirt 20:57 < precise> I just equate them in my head :P 20:57 < linuxdood> JollyRgrs, how you man? 20:58 < abakedapplepie> just a dinky nanostation bridge, 100mbit, nothing fancy 20:58 < admiralspark> abakedapplepie: I prefer dark beers, and hefe's, and blondes. But every IPA I've had was either lackluster (Alaskan's IPA's) or way too many goddamn hops in an attempt to be the most bitter (nearly everything else) 20:58 < abakedapplepie> only moderate local traffic 20:58 < abakedapplepie> well christ 20:58 <+TuxedoJack> admiralspark: been hooked on Victory at Sea when it's available, otherwise I'll settle for a local stout called Coffee Bat Country from 4th Tap (Austin brewery / taproom) 20:58 < abakedapplepie> alaskan brewing sucks royal dicks admiralspark 20:58 < tsarbomba> session IPAs. sip sip. 20:58 < admiralspark> tsarbomba: don't you shittalk my king of beers haha 20:58 < abakedapplepie> admiralspark: you need to try some of the newer style IPAs 20:58 < precise> abakedapplepie: You don't pipe backup traffic over it or anything? 20:58 < tsarbomba> hey. it could be the beast 20:58 < abakedapplepie> new england or aka haze 20:58 < admiralspark> abakedapplepie: come at me, Alaska Amber's are better than any Bud product at least! 20:58 < admiralspark> TuxedoJack: I'll see if I can source some 20:59 < abakedapplepie> admiralspark: i will agree with you there but if alaskan is a good brewery to you you need to up your game :) 20:59 < admiralspark> oh, it's not 20:59 < admiralspark> I prefer all my local ones 20:59 < tsarbomba> who here among us hasn't been broke and desperate in college and bought a case of the beast 20:59 < F34RInc> TuxedoJack, hell yeah Victory at Sea is bad ass, glad to see others like it too 20:59 < admiralspark> hmm 20:59 < tsarbomba> LET HIM CAST THE FIRST BOTTLE 20:59 < admiralspark> abakedapplepie: you're the first person I've met in here who's had Alaskan 20:59 < linuxdood> tsarbomba, what is the beast? 20:59 < admiralspark> have you been up here? 20:59 < abakedapplepie> tsarbomba i subsisted entirely off of high life in college 20:59 < tsarbomba> milwaukee's best 20:59 <@JollyRgrs> F34RInc: that pirate game? 20:59 < admiralspark> lol 20:59 < abakedapplepie> admiralspark: no, it gets distro in the states 20:59 < tsarbomba> (plot twist: it's not the best of anything) 20:59 < linuxdood> tsarbomba, miller lite? 20:59 <+TuxedoJack> F34RInc: the peppermint and coconut ones suck, but the plain-jane V@S is amazing. If I can't get that, Breckinridge's Nitro Coffee Porter is fucking good 20:59 < tsarbomba> oh it is so much worse than miller lite 20:59 < admiralspark> abakedapplepie: ahh, too bad 20:59 < F34RInc> @JollyRgrs, beer 20:59 < precise> Beer is horrible 20:59 <@JollyRgrs> the pirate beer? 21:00 < tsarbomba> the beast is a new level of terribad 21:00 < abakedapplepie> admiralspark: are you near anchorage 21:00 < precise> Beer, ale, all that shit is horrible 21:00 < admiralspark> if you ever make it up ping me. I'm south of Anchortown 21:00 < tsarbomba> you want a good non-oppressive IPA, get cigar city 90 minute 21:00 < abakedapplepie> admiralspark just go to anchorage brewing every day 21:00 < tsarbomba> hoppy but not overwhelming 21:00 < abakedapplepie> they are one of the best dark/eheavy breweries in the world 21:00 < linuxdood> precise, what do you drink moonshine? 21:00 < abakedapplepie> no lyin 21:00 < admiralspark> abakedapplepie: Ancohrage Brewing is ehh. Kenai River and St. Elias are king 21:00 < precise> linuxdood: I like harder liquor and vodka on occassion 21:00 < abakedapplepie> anchorage puts out some amazing stouts and barleywines 21:01 < admiralspark> Anchorage has good darks for sure 21:01 < admiralspark> also 49th state too 21:01 < linuxdood> precise, vodka and redbull right? 21:01 < abakedapplepie> and sours 21:01 < F34RInc> @JollyRgrs, https://www.ballastpoint.com/beer/victory-at-sea/ 21:01 < precise> linuxdood: nah 21:01 < admiralspark> OH MAN 21:01 < vinrock> you guys that like ipa's need to try heady topper 21:01 < abakedapplepie> ive had some great sours and sour collabs from anchorage 21:01 < vinrock> aw man 21:01 < vinrock> shit is so good 21:01 <+TuxedoJack> vinrock: try Bakfish's IPAs 21:01 < precise> linuxdood: I'm a fan of various Mules but have been known to drink good Vodka straight 21:01 <+TuxedoJack> Friends of mine own that brewery, REALLY fucking good 21:01 < linuxdood> precise, wicked 21:01 <+TuxedoJack> I've been trading them IT infrastructure for cases of beer 21:01 < vinrock> lol nice 21:01 < linuxdood> precise, i had to quit vodka, hangovers were too much 21:01 < admiralspark> abakedapplepie: don't know if you can get it in the states, but Glacier Brewhouse has an incredible barleywine out of Anchorage 21:02 <+TuxedoJack> https://www.bakfishbrewing.com/ 21:02 < abakedapplepie> never heard of it 21:02 < vinrock> ew barleywine 21:02 < tsarbomba> precise, if you say that absolut is "good vodka" i'm gonna come through your screen and strangle you 21:02 < admiralspark> vinrock: had it, meh. 21:02 < precise> I never really get hammered, just a slight buzz at most, at least not on Vodka 21:02 < abakedapplepie> admiralspark next time a deal with the devil comes out 21:02 < linuxdood> precise, give me whisky any day preferably makers mark 21:02 < abakedapplepie> buy some 21:02 < vinrock> man its like the perfect ipa for my taste buds 21:02 < abakedapplepie> theyre worth $$$$ 21:02 < precise> tsarbomba: Grey Goose is low level good Vodka 21:02 < abakedapplepie> flip em on facebook or something 21:02 < tsarbomba> grey goose is overpriced grain alcohol 21:02 < tsarbomba> potato vodka ftw 21:02 < abakedapplepie> i think the sets went for $1k 21:02 < precise> Absolut is nail polish remover 21:02 < abakedapplepie> and sold at the brewery for $150 21:02 <+TuxedoJack> "All Y'all" is fucking delicious, as is Squid Pro Quo 21:02 < admiralspark> abakedapplepie: I don't know if we'll get it this year too :( 21:02 < abakedapplepie> probably not 21:02 < vinrock> vadak: russian standard and beluga 21:02 < vinrock> aw yus 21:03 < F34RInc> TuxedoJack, Ive only had the original and the Barrel Aged one. Original is best 21:03 < linuxdood> Anyone had makers mark 46? 21:03 < abakedapplepie> linuxdood i did two nights ago 21:03 < abakedapplepie> its deece 21:03 <+TuxedoJack> F34RInc: get your hands on a good vanilla java porter if you can 21:03 <+TuxedoJack> Or this 21:03 <+TuxedoJack> https://www.bakfishbrewing.com/2017/12/28/beer-release-squid-pro-quo-oatmeal-stout/ 21:03 < linuxdood> abakedapplepie, yeah i love it with some lemonade or ginger ale goes down nice 21:03 <+TuxedoJack> Good luck getting that outside of Houston, though 21:03 < abakedapplepie> but now if im drinking whiskey that is less than ~$75 i just buy buffalo trace 21:03 < abakedapplepie> dont fuck around 21:03 < hxcsp> TuxedoJack: ill get it 21:04 < admiralspark> linuxdood: it's middle of the road, better than normal for a makers product 21:04 < hxcsp> TuxedoJack: are they in houston only? 21:04 < F34RInc> TuxedoJack, look for https://www.ratebeer.com/beer/terrapin-wake-n-bake-coffee-oatmeal-imperial-stout/42303/ 21:04 < tsarbomba> s/buffalo trace/old grand-dad 21:04 <+layer-eight> abakedapplepie meant: "but now if im drinking whiskey that is less than ~$75 i just buy old grand-dad" 21:04 <+TuxedoJack> hxcsp: yeah, the taproom is in Pearland 21:04 < abakedapplepie> or that 21:04 < abakedapplepie> but we have some good BT store picks around here 21:04 < vinrock> tuxedojack: i can swear ive had circle hook before 21:04 < linuxdood> admiralspark, yeah... i liked it, my wife loves it.. 21:04 < admiralspark> s/old grand-dad/Blantons 21:04 < abakedapplepie> i can get OGD BIB tho 21:04 <+layer-eight> abakedapplepie meant: "but now if im drinking whiskey that is less than ~$75 i just buy Blantons" 21:04 < vinrock> cant recall tho probably just had a can at a buddys house 21:04 < tsarbomba> i remember going to a party where someone unironically brought a bottle of old grand-dad 21:04 <+TuxedoJack> hxcsp: some friends of mine who are in my TRF group own the joint, it's AMAZING 21:04 < abakedapplepie> blantons is mehhhhhhhhhh 21:04 <+AnonymooseWork> hmm 21:04 < hxcsp> TuxedoJack: im in spring so thats a bit of a drive. do they sell it anywhere around here though 21:04 < tsarbomba> i spent like half the night making fun of the whole situation 21:04 < vinrock> or maybe im just remembering seeing it at the beer store 21:04 < abakedapplepie> blantons is way too hot for the % and the $ 21:04 <+AnonymooseWork> O365/AADConnect, do I bite the bullet and sync my entire user OU or just my IT OU 21:04 <+AnonymooseWork> :D 21:04 < hxcsp> HEB carries alot of craft local stuff 21:04 < admiralspark> linuxdood: it's too bad whiskey swapping is illegal on reddit now, else I'd offer up some E.T.Lee 21:04 < abakedapplepie> i have 2 whole bottles at home i dont even care for 21:04 < abakedapplepie> but they look neat 21:05 <+TuxedoJack> hxcsp: they're carried in a lot of HEBs, so if you've got an HEB Plus, they'll bring it up 21:05 < hxcsp> cool 21:05 < admiralspark> abakedapplepie: send em my way 21:05 < linuxdood> admiralspark, didnt even know it was a thing ha 21:05 < abakedapplepie> pfft 21:05 < admiralspark> linuxdood: was is the key :( 21:05 < abakedapplepie> theres one left at the store here 21:05 < tsarbomba> get your hands off my whisky you damn dirty ape 21:05 < linuxdood> admiralspark, hate i missed out on that, that sounds nice 21:05 < abakedapplepie> admiralspark: the trade communities moved elsewhere 21:05 <+TuxedoJack> F34RInc: Atwater's vanilla java porter 21:05 <+TuxedoJack> That's some good shit 21:05 < abakedapplepie> the beer community started its own reddit 21:05 < abakedapplepie> and by the beer community i mean i started a reddit clone 21:05 < linuxdood> dark web im sure admiralspark 21:06 < abakedapplepie> the whisky guys started speak-easy.net 21:06 < abakedapplepie> but they are royally toxic assholes 21:06 < abakedapplepie> super fucking shitty 21:06 < admiralspark> abakedapplepie: I know, but I don't want to start jumping through dicords to find it 21:06 < admiralspark> linuxdood: hahahha 21:06 < abakedapplepie> ive had nothing but issues with them 21:06 < admiralspark> speak-easy is garbage rn 21:06 < abakedapplepie> they are 21:06 < tsarbomba> i skipped lunch. now i'm considering getting a big ol' calzone which will certainly serve as supper. 21:06 < abakedapplepie> and when we left they got SUPER ANGRY 21:07 <+giant_it_burrit> TuxedoJack: ever use a xeon phi card? 21:07 < abakedapplepie> (im a beertrade mod) 21:07 < F34RInc> TuxedoJack, thanks im slowly getting more stouts \ porters. I gave a V@S to one of the liquorstore managers and got him hooked 21:07 < linuxdood> tsarbomba, an ole meat log eh? 21:07 < admiralspark> ahhh 21:07 < abakedapplepie> so i spun up rbeer.trade 21:07 < tsarbomba> meat in a calzone? BLASPHEMY! 21:07 < abakedapplepie> still learning the quirks of the reddit codebase but its been neat 21:07 < linuxdood> tsarbomba, ha 21:07 < tsarbomba> the coal oven pizza place here makes a sicknasty 3 cheese calzone 21:07 < tsarbomba> although they put these GIANT basil leaves on them sometimes. 21:07 < tsarbomba> like, jurassic park sized 21:07 < admiralspark> abakedapplepie: what is going on here? Is this on the reddit saucecode? 21:08 < abakedapplepie> yes 21:08 < admiralspark> interesting 21:08 < admiralspark> hmmmm 21:08 < abakedapplepie> i invited the cigar and whisky guys but theyre so angry at beer for leaving speakeasy they want nothing to do with it 21:08 <+TuxedoJack> giant_it_burrit: I wish, my clients won't pay for that 21:08 < tsarbomba> you know what they say, abakedapplepie. don't mix beer and whisky. 21:08 < admiralspark> eh, I can maybe help with that 21:08 < admiralspark> if you can put up with bourbon guys 21:08 < abakedapplepie> not really 21:08 < abakedapplepie> maybe if they appologize 21:08 <+giant_it_burrit> TuxedoJack: they arent too expensive' 21:08 < abakedapplepie> im talking personal attacks 21:08 < abakedapplepie> they were extremely rude 21:08 < tsarbomba> damn homie you hold a grudge 21:09 < admiralspark> hahaha, I don't mean /r/whiskey people 21:09 < abakedapplepie> its just the mods 21:09 < tsarbomba> "whisky people? NO JUSTICE NO PEACE!!!" 21:09 < abakedapplepie> they are toxic as fuck 21:09 < admiralspark> truth 21:09 < abakedapplepie> their users can come and rebuild their community 21:09 < abakedapplepie> just dont give the mods power 21:09 < abakedapplepie> and then ive got the beertrade facebook group, theyre pretending to be the real beertrade 21:09 < admiralspark> tell them you get hints of their arrogance on the nose 21:09 < abakedapplepie> including using our rep platform that WE PAY FOR 21:10 < abakedapplepie> i posted the new official home on there and the mods deleted it 21:10 < abakedapplepie> lmao 21:10 < tsarbomba> i see microsoft's 2fa for VLSC is still basically useless 21:10 < abakedapplepie> it always seems like the people in power are the worst people for the job 21:10 < tsarbomba> "do you want a text or email?" *picks text* *waits for days* 21:10 < abakedapplepie> and here i am trying to stay as anonymous as possible 21:11 <+AnonymooseWork> tsarbomba did you expect anything different? 21:12 < admiralspark> tsarbomba: obvs you should use email bruh 21:13 < admiralspark> Guest49979: wrong password 21:16 < jrwr> 22k pps lulz 21:16 < jrwr> my poor server 21:23 < AnimalFarmPig> I think I'm gonna try to go home at like 3:30 or 4 today 21:23 < AnimalFarmPig> still need to kill 60 - 90 minutes... 21:25 < aaa__> hi 21:27 < aaa__> you sysadmin you pig ? 21:29 < admiralspark> jrwr: what's it serving? 21:29 < alazare619> suprised you didnt ask us what our religion is aaa__ 21:29 < jrwr> ~SCIENCE~ 21:29 < tsarbomba> i googled "silver shock wood" and google returns "do you mean 'silver shark weed'?" 21:29 < tsarbomba> ah, google, you know me so well 21:30 < aaa__> what u mean by wrong password ? 21:30 < aaa__> admiralspark ? 21:30 < admiralspark> what? 21:30 < admiralspark> oh 21:30 < tsarbomba> he's just drunk and forgot how nickserv works 21:30 < admiralspark> yeah 21:30 < admiralspark> that 21:30 < aaa__> Guest49979: wrong password 21:30 < aaa__> ?? 21:30 < tsarbomba> if you had the wrong password your mask would have never came up 21:30 < admiralspark> ^^ 21:30 < admiralspark> also the drunk thing 21:30 * tsarbomba clinks whisky 21:31 < tsarbomba> shit i really wish i was getting lifted right now 21:31 * tsarbomba stares at clock 21:31 < aaa__> you already filled complaint for virus or stuff 21:31 < aaa__> as sysadmin? 21:32 < tsarbomba> okay now i'm confused 21:32 < tsarbomba> did you just malware us :( 21:32 < admiralspark> aaa__: you having a seizure bud? 21:33 < tsarbomba> HALP! HALP! I NEED AN ADULT! 21:33 < admiralspark> show us where in the tcp stack it touched you tsarbomba 21:33 * tsarbomba points at layer 2 with shaky hands, tears 21:33 < admiralspark> there there buddy. It'll be okay 21:34 * admiralspark signs him up for complete switch > hub replacement 21:34 < admiralspark> this will guarantee your traffic 21:43 < alazare619> fun fact 21:44 < alazare619> nicholas cage is the #24 highest grossing actors of all time 21:44 < alazare619> he has made 73 films 21:44 < alazare619> of those 73 films..only 2 are sequels... 21:44 <@JollyRgrs> name those sequels? 21:44 < GrandWizardZippy> that is a fun fact 21:44 <@JollyRgrs> one is the history movie thingy... 21:44 <@JollyRgrs> right? 21:44 <@JollyRgrs> i can't think of the flippin name 21:45 < alazare619> national treasure 21:45 < alazare619> the other is ghost rider 21:45 <@JollyRgrs> yeah 21:45 <@JollyRgrs> oh yeah, forgot about that having a sequel 21:45 < alazare619> like for perspective 21:45 <@JollyRgrs> so 71 completely different roles 21:45 < alazare619> vin diesel is the #26th highest grossing actor of all time 21:45 < AnimalFarmPig> aaa__: I "devops" with an emphasis on the dev part 21:46 < alazare619> 26 films 11 are sequels 21:46 <@JollyRgrs> xXx sequels, obv F&F sequels 21:46 <@JollyRgrs> that's all 11 right there 21:46 <@JollyRgrs> right? 21:46 < alazare619> 42% of all his movies are sequels 21:46 <@JollyRgrs> close to it 21:46 < Hatter> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xB1tKdhnGaE <-- maybe his best scene 21:46 <+layer-eight> YouTube ┃ Title β†  Vampire's Kiss (6/11) Movie CLIP - A Horrible Job (1988) HD ┃ Duration β†  3:26 ┃ Upload Date β†  Sat Sep 17 05:01:03 UTC 2016 21:46 < alazare619> table of sequel to films https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/TbSf0Kkw/image.png 21:46 < Gencade> evening 21:47 <@JollyRgrs> what's taht one movie? raising arizona? that was a good one 21:47 < Gencade> l3gacy, I still love that playlist 21:47 < vinrock> raising arizona was great 21:47 < Hatter> raising arizona is a great one 21:47 < AnimalFarmPig> ^ awesome movie 21:47 < vinrock> wtf movie did i just watch that had the wife in it 21:47 < Hatter> do yourself a favor and click my link if you haven't seen Vampire's Kiss 21:47 < Hatter> I've been looking for an opportunity to use his speech irl 21:47 < vinrock> some movie about a pakistani comedian meeting his white wife 21:48 < vinrock> raising arizona mom was lookin kinda milfy 21:48 < Hatter> sounds dumb 21:48 < vinrock> yeah it was gay as shit 21:48 <@killdash9> 'raising arizona mom'. You mean Holly Hunter? And, yes, she's hot 21:49 < vinrock> yup holly hunter 21:49 < Hatter> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Phw84ZFHRg <-- also amazing 21:49 <+layer-eight> YouTube ┃ Title β†  Nicholas Cage on Crack. ┃ Duration β†  55s ┃ Upload Date β†  Fri Jul 06 06:11:46 UTC 2012 21:49 < alazare619> JollyRgrs: im still confused as to why i dont have +v yet giant_it_burrit does and he just WOOOOOOOSSS! all the time on TS/Dicord/Mummble/whatever 21:49 < Hatter> alazare619: ewww 21:49 < Gencade> alazare619, mod favoritism 21:50 < alazare619> JollyRgrs: i legitately almost got stapped 21:50 <+giant_it_burrit> i was helpful 21:50 < alazare619> you as my witness 21:50 < alazare619> that should account for something 21:50 <+giant_it_burrit> its not my fault that all the women 21:50 < Church-> Lol 21:50 <+giant_it_burrit> wooooooooooooooooooooo 21:51 <+giant_it_burrit> want to ride space mountain 21:51 < Church-> Space Mountain sucks 21:51 < Gencade> if you climb in the saddle... be ready for the ride.. 21:51 < Church-> I slammed my head on a pipe there. 21:51 <+giant_it_burrit> we are alluding to my penis 21:51 < alazare619> atleast your not the kid that got decapitated on the worlds tallest water slide 21:51 < Gencade> giant_it_burrit, yes 21:52 <@JollyRgrs> b/c Church- that's your fault 21:52 <@JollyRgrs> i've never gotten hurt on either space mtn 21:52 < alazare619> https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2016/11/23/503167390/worlds-tallest-waterslide-to-be-demolished-after-boys-death 21:52 <+giant_it_burrit> i blame felda 21:52 < Gencade> JollyRgrs, give me +v 21:52 <@JollyRgrs> space mtn is so much faster in FL, but so much darker in CA 21:52 <@JollyRgrs> i like both 21:52 < Church-> giant_it_burrit: Oh I'm aware. 21:52 < Church-> I'm concerned if I hurt myself on that. Lol 21:53 < Church-> alazare619: What a way to go though. Wonder how fast his head was going? 21:53 < alazare619> terminal velocity 21:53 * alazare619 rip shot 21:53 < vinrock> i thought the whole point of space mountain was to fear bashing your skull into a pipe or somethin 21:54 < DrGibby|> 4pm can't get fucking fast enough 21:54 < DrGibby|> err 21:54 < vinrock> so church kinda won space mountain 21:54 < DrGibby|> can't get here fucking fast enough 21:54 < Gencade> DrGibby|, what the fuck 21:54 < alazare619> side note Church- the kid was the son of a senator 21:54 < Gencade> you got devoiced DrGibby| 21:54 * DrGibby| shrugs 21:54 < vinrock> oh so thats why the slide's designer is who they're going after 21:54 < alazare619> Church-: they informed him he was to small and daddy/mommy bitched it was a private senator only event 21:54 < vinrock> alazare you got a link to this info 21:54 < alazare619> now the senator is sueing the manager of the park 21:54 < Church-> Heh course. Link? 21:55 < alazare619> https://www.upi.com/Schlitterbahn-ex-manager-indicted-in-2016-Kansas-water-slide-death/7411521914014/ 21:56 < vinrock> since when are operations managers considered executives 21:56 < DrGibby|> never 21:56 < vinrock> git gud upi 21:57 < vinrock> "...former operations manager of the corporation's Kansas City water park, Tyler Miles, have been indicted for involuntary manslaughter..." 21:57 < vinrock> "...Miles is the only executive facing charges..." 21:57 < vinrock> :v 21:58 < alazare619> i have to say im suprised the company he worked for is standing behind him 21:58 < alazare619> they paid bail and so far all attorney fees 21:59 < vinrock> smells like bullshit to me 21:59 < vinrock> theyre probably saved from connections and pushing the 29 year old park manager into the fire and pretending to have his back 21:59 < AnimalFarmPig> ^ fall guy 22:00 < vinrock> yessir 22:00 * tsarbomba considers taking an hour nap 22:00 < alazare619> the guy that was the park manager started as just a life guard which is kinda ironic 22:01 < AnimalFarmPig> so sad about the kid though. Even if his parents are massive douches. Even if he's a brat. I wouldn't wish that on anyone. Horrible accident. Just need to accept it and move on. 22:01 < alazare619> and worked the park throughtout college (business college) ended up park manager 22:01 < alazare619> he didnt construct the ride and the fact he is being charged is assanine 22:01 < AnimalFarmPig> ^ 22:01 < alazare619> like the dude rode the ride...and him and his wife that same day rode the ride... 22:01 < alazare619> you think someone who thought the ride was unsafe would do that? 22:02 < alazare619> now the company he worked for im sure they knew the truth...and the engineer who built it 22:02 < dragonfleas> afternoon guys 22:02 < dragonfleas> i went to jail last night, my work doesn't know yet, what should i do 22:02 < Hatter> for what 22:02 < Hatter> how old was she 22:02 < dragonfleas> public intox 22:02 < Hatter> he? 22:02 < Hatter> oh 22:02 < corn266> drunk tank 22:02 < dragonfleas> yep 22:02 < AnimalFarmPig> lol, PI 22:02 < AnimalFarmPig> don't say anything 22:02 < dragonfleas> what should i do? I've never been in this situation 22:03 < Hatter> keep your mouth shut obviously 22:03 < corn266> Make sure they didn't publish your mugshot on twitter 22:03 < AnimalFarmPig> if they care, they'll let you know 22:03 < dragonfleas> just keep quiet? 22:03 < dragonfleas> i mean they didn't fully book me 22:03 * Church- sighs 22:03 < dragonfleas> i wasn't in a cell, they kept me in a chair 22:03 < corn266> yea, if it's outside work hours what can they do 22:03 < Hatter> yeah you're fine 22:03 < dragonfleas> and took handcuffs on me 22:03 < dragonfleas> off* 22:03 < Church-> Why were you public intoxed? 22:03 < vinrock> lol 22:03 < vinrock> you got nothing to worry about 22:03 < Hatter> I'm concerned you're less worried about work and were more interested in bragging to us 22:03 < Hatter> but that's fine 22:03 < vinrock> if you didnt do an intake you werent booked 22:03 < tsarbomba> "i was drunk in a bar. they threw me out into 'public'" 22:03 < vinrock> they just had you sleep it off in the drunk tank 22:03 < dragonfleas> because I was way too drunk and trying to walk down the street to where my uber was, and I told the cop my uber was just down the street but he wouldn't drive me to it 22:03 < Church-> tsarbomba: Eh point 22:03 < corn266> Yea back when i was in the slammer... 22:03 < alazare619> i heard dragonfleas was drunk at a 5 year olds bday party at the park 22:03 < dragonfleas> he was a fucking asshole 22:04 < AnimalFarmPig> when dealing with situations like this, I think it's useful to follow the three "S"s-- Shoot, shovel, shut-up 22:04 < AnimalFarmPig> wait, maybe doesn't apply strictly here... 22:04 < tsarbomba> dragonfleas, the correct answer is to deny everything 22:04 < Hatter> wtf AnimalFarmPig, those aren't the 3 S's 22:04 < tsarbomba> you already have the job 22:04 < dragonfleas> Hatter, shut up lol 22:04 < AnimalFarmPig> Hatter: what are your three S's? 22:05 < dragonfleas> Sit, Smile, Shut-Up 22:05 < corn266> shit shower shave 22:05 < AnimalFarmPig> I like mine better 22:05 < vinrock> shit shit and shit 22:05 < Hatter> shit shower and shave 22:05 < Hatter> everyone knows that 22:05 < dragonfleas> Shit shower and shave is the universal one 22:05 < tsarbomba> ^ 22:05 < dragonfleas> but everyone has their own 3 S's 22:05 < AnimalFarmPig> that explains some previous misunderstandings... 22:05 < Hatter> yours is just something some guys came up with after killing a hooker in vegas 22:05 < corn266> snake snaaake snaaaaaaaake 22:05 < Hatter> maybe you're one of those guys 22:05 < dragonfleas> Hatter, what's wrong with killing hookers? Just consider it a coupon 22:06 < vinrock> im pretty sure one of our over-the-road drivers kills hookers 22:06 < vinrock> he has that kinda look in his eye 22:06 < tsarbomba> sex, suffocate, sprint 22:09 < vinrock> scratch sniff sneeze 22:09 < technonerd> Is that how you make girl orgasm? 22:10 < vinrock> in some cultures yes 22:12 < tsarbomba> surprise, sedate, submerge 22:18 < DrGibby|> secure contain protect 22:19 < dragonfleas> DrGibby|, that's SCP you derp 22:19 < DrGibby|> oh 22:19 < tsarbomba> is your name michael diamond? naw my name's clarence. 22:26 < corn266> it puts the lotion on it's tsarbomba 22:37 < Hatter> do you think people will be annoyed if I reserve 3 movie theater seats so that I don't have to sit next to anyone? 22:38 <+AnonymooseWork> lol 22:38 <+AnonymooseWork> if you pay for them why the fuck not 22:38 < AnimalFarmPig> I don't think so. If anyone asks, just say you're waiting for friends. 22:38 <+AnonymooseWork> and ^ 22:38 < Hatter> last time I actually got in a bit of a minor scrape 22:38 < AnimalFarmPig> if it's a theater with reserved seating and they're trying to sit in reserved seats, then they're dicks 22:39 < Hatter> this african american couple, not that it matters, were sitting in my assigned seats 22:39 < Hatter> it was somewhat difficult convincing them to move 22:39 < Hatter> but they did 22:40 < vinrock> i read that line and get a mental image of a white dude tiptoeing around 23:07 < GreyKite> Hatter: there is a particular movie theater that makes things like that very easy here 23:07 < GreyKite> I like them 23:17 < tsarbomba> ugh 23:17 < tsarbomba> fucking developers 23:17 < tsarbomba> DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS 23:17 < tsarbomba> (((DEVELOPERS))) 23:17 < DrGibby|> s/DEVELOPERS/DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS 23:17 <+layer-eight> tsarbomba meant: "(((DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS)))" 23:18 * tsarbomba points at jamiroquoi 23:18 < tsarbomba> DEVELOPER! GET 'IM 23:19 < DrGibby|> jamiroquai* 23:21 < DrGibby|> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Et9b7LWfnxQ 23:21 <+layer-eight> YouTube ┃ Title β†  Jamiroquai - Virtual Insanity (Official Music Video) ┃ Duration β†  3:57 ┃ Upload Date β†  Mon Sep 22 02:27:34 UTC 2014 23:21 * DrGibby| bops 23:26 < tsarbomba> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDtByjb0hQY 23:26 <+layer-eight> YouTube ┃ Title β†  Jamiroquai Didjital Vibrations ┃ Duration β†  5:50 ┃ Upload Date β†  Thu Oct 09 15:11:26 UTC 2008 23:26 < DrGibby|> tsarbomba+++ 23:27 < tsarbomba> ok. developer fuckup mitigated. song sent to phone. time to battle traffic for great justice. 23:35 < alazare619> i was honestly expecting 23:35 < alazare619> DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS MUSHROOM MUSHROOM DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS SNEEEEEEEK 23:40 < alazare619> giant_it_burrit: where has the spookycopter been? 23:47 < Sousapro> tsarbomba: I <3 jamiroquai 23:49 < dragonfleas> s/DEVELOPERS/ur mom gay 23:49 <+layer-eight> alazare619 meant: "ur mom gay ur mom gay ur mom gay ur mom gay MUSHROOM MUSHROOM ur mom gay ur mom gay ur mom gay ur mom gay SNEEEEEEEK" 23:51 < Sousapro> so devops wants access to specific zones in AD DNS to make changes 23:51 < Sousapro> is there an easy way to give specific access like that? 23:51 < Sousapro> like not just DNS admins 23:52 < Sousapro> I'm probably just being dense and there's a way to delegate it 23:58 < The_Dv8or> sup 23:58 < DrGibby|> the sky 23:58 < pcspkr> Sousapro: you just give them permissions? 23:58 < pcspkr> nothing special about that 23:59 < Sousapro> yeah, I finally looked into it 23:59 < Sousapro> I didn't quite realize just how much they were regular DNS objects 23:59 < Sousapro> s/DNS objects/AD objects 23:59 <+layer-eight> Sousapro meant: "I didn't quite realize just how much they were regular AD objects" 23:59 < Sousapro> sorry, it's been a long day 23:59 < Sousapro> I'll give the devops security group access and be all set --- Log closed Sat Apr 28 00:00:00 2018