--- Log opened Sat Apr 28 00:00:00 2018 00:00 < Sousapro> drinking from the firehose can make you ask some stupid questions after a long week 00:00 < Sousapro> :/ 00:03 < Sousapro> pcspkr: how's your week been? 00:04 < pcspkr> fine 00:04 < pcspkr> busy 00:04 < pcspkr> bullshit projects 00:35 < czarbomba> hello my lovelies 00:35 < DrGibby|> fuk u 00:35 < DrGibby|> jk <3 00:35 < czarbomba> <3 00:36 < czarbomba> friday pizza delivery has been engaged 00:36 < DrGibby|> samesies 00:36 < DrGibby|> livepd soon 00:36 < DrGibby|> and beer. Lots of beer. 00:36 < czarbomba> trying to figure if i want to watch westworld now or wait 10 weeks and binge it 00:37 < czarbomba> if they're going 2 full years between seasons i might as well watch it as it happens 00:40 < Jekotia> czarbomba: I suspect HBO did that to help fill out the spring/summer months with Subscription-worthy content given that GOT is is going to be short AF this year 00:40 < Jekotia> Not because it took two years 00:42 < czarbomba> i think the producers said it actually takes that long to produce the show 00:42 < czarbomba> of course it could just be BS 00:42 < czarbomba> they have a bigger budget than most movies though 00:43 < czarbomba> also i'm not a game of dongs watcher so that doesn't even blip my radar 00:45 < DrGibby|> s/game/dongs 00:45 <+layer-eight> czarbomba meant: "also i'm not a dongs of dongs watcher so that doesn't even blip my radar" 00:49 < czarbomba> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNACsbSwAHY 00:49 <+layer-eight> YouTube ┃ Title ↠ South Park: A Chorus of Wieners [A Song of Ass and Fire] ┃ Duration ↠ 50s ┃ Upload Date ↠ Sat Nov 23 08:40:01 UTC 2013 00:49 < czarbomba> i would have posted the original video but they've apparently ported all their shit over to hulu and hulu throws a bitchfit if you use ANY kind of script blocker 00:49 < czarbomba> tl;dr fuck hulu in the ear 00:50 < czarbomba> can't risk losing that sweet sweet 0.0001 cent on my unique 00:53 < Anaphylaxis> so, I can connect to my linux samba share from my Windows machine from work, but not from my house? wat 00:54 < rpifan> hi 00:55 < Anaphylaxis> hi rpifan 00:56 < rpifan> sup 00:56 < Jekotia> czarbomba: you could try a DNS adblocker for hulu. Can't detect that. 00:57 < Alternity> or dont use hulu 00:57 < czarbomba> jekotia, i was watching the traffic on the last attempt to load it. they backload the "shut off your adblocker" nag message through the video player if "huluad.com" or whatever doesn't load 00:57 < czarbomba> and clearly they've got a tracker on it 00:57 < Alternity> or dont use hulu/ 00:57 < czarbomba> so even if i redirect it through hosts or whatever it won't see the track and won't load 00:58 < czarbomba> i'm not "using hulu" 00:58 < Alternity> do you use the anti-adblock list 00:58 < czarbomba> this is south park's official web site 00:58 < czarbomba> no, i use a script blacklist 00:58 < czarbomba> it only loads scripts, embeds, other elements from sites i whitelist 00:58 < czarbomba> i use abp too but i disabled it to see if it was fucking with the actual stream. nope, it wasn't 00:58 < czarbomba> it needs that hulu ad domain to load and serve wahtever it's got besides the ads themselves 00:58 < czarbomba> hence, the 'fuck hulu in the ear' comment 00:59 < czarbomba> with any luck hulu's venture into original series will drain their capital and force them to submit to a netflix buyout 00:59 < sadbox> czarbomba: it is successful at keeping people from ad blocking 00:59 < sadbox> so I guess they got that going for them 01:00 < czarbomba> it is also successful at preventing those sweet sweet uniques altogether 01:00 < czarbomba> seems like a losing strategy to me 01:00 <+CheckYourSix> Netflix has less and less content every year 01:00 < czarbomba> a smart dev lets a regular server that isn't labelled as an ad server do the ad serving 01:00 < czarbomba> cy6, amazon, then 01:00 < czarbomba> someone with cash on hand 01:00 < sadbox> czarbomba: I'm gonna guess that approximately ~5 people stopped using hulu because of the inability to block scripts 01:01 < czarbomba> so that's like, what, more than half their subscriber base 01:01 < DrGibby|> whoa now 01:01 < DrGibby|> make that 6 01:01 < czarbomba> see, now gibby just put them out of business 01:01 < czarbomba> they should have accepted the amazon offer 01:01 < DrGibby|> I don't use hulu 01:01 < DrGibby|> because I fucking pirate anything I want 01:01 < czarbomba> you and about 8 billion other earthligns 01:01 < czarbomba> gibby+++++ 01:01 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> Stock is plummeting, good job DrGibby| 01:02 < sadbox> I just don't get being upset that a website has anti-adblock stuff 01:02 < czarbomba> it's not "anti-adblock stuff" 01:02 < czarbomba> it's a retarded way of serving the ads 01:02 < czarbomba> and also i'm not "upset". i'm just smart enough to know better. 01:03 < czarbomba> hm i think there's a poltergeist fucking with my workbench 01:03 < sadbox> "[15:49:35] tl;dr fuck hulu in the ear" - you seem very neutral about this subject 01:03 < czarbomba> i clamped two boards while glue dries and they just fell out of it 01:03 < czarbomba> industrial strength clamps 01:04 < czarbomba> sadbox, TIL minor annoyance is "being upset" 01:04 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> czarbomba: How would you change hulu for the better? 01:04 < czarbomba> are you done with this autist fit or should i focus all my attention on you now? 01:04 < czarbomba> sysadmingonecraz, are you familiar with "fat man" and "little boy"? 01:04 < sadbox> czarbomba: you aren't seeming less upset 01:04 < L3gacy> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3X51G4X0Uk 01:04 <+layer-eight> YouTube ┃ Title ↠ Groove Is In The Heart (metal cover by Leo Moracchioli) ┃ Duration ↠ 5:20 ┃ Upload Date ↠ Fri Apr 27 22:00:07 UTC 2018 01:04 <+CheckYourSix> SysAdminGoneCraZ: Kill it with fire 01:04 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> czarbomba: lol 01:04 < czarbomba> sadbox, so you're asking me to focus all my attention on you 01:05 < czarbomba> and if i so happen to openly shit on you in a fashion that gives you a degree of consternation, sadbox, approximately how long should you be allowed to be "upset" before everyone else starts laughing at you for it 01:05 * DrGibby| opens some popcorn 01:05 < czarbomba> l3gacy "leo moracchioli" sounds like every long island-based hair metal guitarist i ever met 01:05 < czarbomba> have you ever heard of gene marchello 01:05 < L3gacy> czarbomba, isnt he awesome? 01:06 < czarbomba> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0U2c2BHfCo 01:06 <+layer-eight> YouTube ┃ Title ↠ MARCHELLO: DESTINY ┃ Duration ↠ 6:27 ┃ Upload Date ↠ Wed Mar 25 23:29:21 UTC 2009 01:06 < czarbomba> the main riff and chorus to this song, with the exception of the lead vocals, is a piece that the marchello family has been sharing in various bands for decades 01:07 < czarbomba> gene's band called it "destiny", his brother/cousins call it "ashes to ashes" 01:07 < czarbomba> personally i think gene's version is better and holds up a little more for a ~30 year old song 01:07 < rpifan> who was it that needed a PFY 01:07 < czarbomba> a puffy? 01:08 < czarbomba> a pretty fly yellowbone? 01:08 < L3gacy> Pimply Faced Youth 01:08 < czarbomba> i figured we already had a bit of a glut of those here 01:08 < rpifan> yse 01:09 < L3gacy> These Fibonacci jokes are as bad as the last two combined.... 01:09 < czarbomba> lololol 01:09 < czarbomba> i have a soft spot for mathcore jokes 01:09 < L3gacy> my internet is sucking 01:10 < L3gacy> http://www.speedtest.net/result/7264396501 01:12 < czarbomba> tfw your broken internet downstream is nearly 5x faster than my shitty copper-based service on its best day 01:12 < ebol4> what do you all call a continuous ping 01:12 < czarbomba> a continuous ping 01:12 < ebol4> like a ping without a count limit 01:12 < ebol4> alright just making sure 01:12 < czarbomba> i've used that exact phrase in tech documents :D 01:12 < L3gacy> my MTU is NOT fragmented, so now... what do? 01:12 < czarbomba> are you getting 1000/full on the nic(s)? 01:12 < L3gacy> It's listed as gigabit full duplex 01:13 < L3gacy> from ONT to PC, 300/300 avg 01:13 < L3gacy> from ONT to router, 98/940 01:13 < L3gacy> oops 01:13 < L3gacy> 984/940 01:13 < L3gacy> from router to WIRED pc, the suckage 01:13 < Maarten> L3gacy, mine is not sucking... http://www.speedtest.net/result/7264569735 01:13 < czarbomba> there's a tweaking tool on broadbandreports 01:13 < Maarten> L3gacy, does said wired pc have a realtek nic? 01:13 < czarbomba> i don't know how effective it is trying to achieve essentially true gigabit though 01:14 < czarbomba> maarten asks a good Q 01:14 < czarbomba> also: fuck realtek 01:14 < czarbomba> also: inb4 sadbox calls me "upset" with realtek :D 01:14 < Maarten> lol 01:14 < sadbox> czarbomba: are you asking me to focus all of my attention on you 01:14 < czarbomba> begging, actually 01:14 < sadbox> u got it bb 01:14 < czarbomba> my zipper's already undone 01:14 < czarbomba> we are fucking READY 01:15 < Maarten> realtek is pretty lousy, it relies on your cpu for packet transfers and that hurts with speedy connections. Intel have their own cpus on the nic 01:15 < sadbox> czarbomba: also for real that last long message you sent was some wonderful /r/iamverysmart material 01:15 < czarbomba> i made sure to have an intel 01:15 < Maarten> aye 01:15 < czarbomba> i was going to buy a separate nic for my last desktop because it came with realtek onboard 01:15 < czarbomba> but i searched and searched until i found one with onboard intel 01:15 < L3gacy> Anyone got a good tweaking tool link? 01:16 < czarbomba> sadbox, if you're going to take that long to conjure up "zingers" you've already whiffed. take the L and move on. 01:16 < Maarten> but yeah, realtek is on a lot of mainboards. It sucks bad :D 01:16 < sadbox> czarbomba: you're the one who brought me back so that I could focus all of my attention on you 01:16 < czarbomba> let me find the one they use on bbr if it's even still relevant, l3gacy, 2 sec 01:16 < L3gacy> Ever see someone so stupid, you have to squint? Neighbor just asked for my wifi pw, since they "didnt pay their bill" 01:16 < czarbomba> for all i know the advent of gigabit rendered it pointless 01:17 < Maarten> L3gacy, is the nic on your pc realtek? if so, get a intel nic for $20 an test again :D 01:17 < czarbomba> my supposition was correct: "Too Long - Didn't Read : the tweak testing tool is retired" 01:17 < czarbomba> try their online "suggestions". i wouldn't hold breath, though. http://www.dslreports.com/tweaks 01:18 < L3gacy> Fak meh. It's Realtek 01:18 < L3gacy> I have a 4 port intel 1gb 01:18 < L3gacy> but it's in my server... 01:18 < czarbomba> hey quick question. which browser are you using and do you have acceleration enabled when you run that speedtest 01:18 < czarbomba> eh the realtek could be partially responsible 01:18 < czarbomba> i'd be surprised if it's eating up 70% of your connection in only one direction though 01:18 < Maarten> L3gacy, well intel nics are pretty cheap tho, $20 or so I think. 01:19 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> L3gacy: test at fast.com 01:19 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> L3gacy: See if you're getting the same number 01:19 < L3gacy> 01\\\120mbps 01:19 < Maarten> well... the thing about realtek is that it uses the pc cpu to route incoming traffic, and if that cpu is busy doing other things (such as making the browser speedtest look pretty) it could affect things. 01:19 < L3gacy> 120mbps 01:20 < czarbomba> if you go to a retail store to buy a laptop don't expect the employees to be helpful about that. i remember asking one (a blueshirt, i think) specifically if he knew what brand NIC a high-end laptop had, back when 3g was still sparse enough to make mobile browsing a pain, and the blank stare i got back told me all i needed to know 01:20 < L3gacy> I was a blue shirt :P 01:21 < L3gacy> I got fired for being honest :( 01:21 < czarbomba> you know i hear that a lot 01:21 < czarbomba> geek squad and blueshirts 01:21 < L3gacy> Is this 149.99 PC good for gaming? 01:21 < czarbomba> apparently best buy has a LOT of shit it wants people to toe the company line about 01:21 < L3gacy> Not even Minecraft, it has a 32GB EMMC 01:21 < L3gacy> Will it run Leauge? 01:22 < L3gacy> ;eague* 01:22 < L3gacy> fak 01:22 < czarbomba> lol 01:22 < L3gacy> No.... 01:22 < L3gacy> It wont. It wont even download it 01:22 < L3gacy> Can I put office on it? 01:22 < L3gacy> Like, set the box on it? Yeah. install? NO 01:22 < L3gacy> I had one woman threaten to punch me if I didnt produce 3 more amazon fire sticks, once 01:23 < L3gacy> I told her, "You do that, and you wont make it to the door" 01:23 < rpifan> man does anyone have a job that pays 25 an hour at least 01:23 < L3gacy> My manager wrote me up for it >.< 01:23 <@JollyRgrs> that's ok L3gacy 01:23 <@JollyRgrs> you'd have to say the SAME thing to someone 3 more times to get fired 01:24 < L3gacy> I was ready to axe kick her 01:24 < czarbomba> when the last generation's ultra-cheap PCs started showing up i had gone to a buddy's place with my old ass laptop at the time and i was growing frustrated with how shitty it was running. i'm like "you have a new machine, right?" he gives me his brand new laptop. it was the lowest end i3 available of that generation. i think it was slower than my i3 330m 01:24 < L3gacy> that might get me fired? :) 01:24 <@JollyRgrs> but you can simultaneously be late to work too much and other stuff... b/c those are separate write-ups 01:24 < L3gacy> I got sent home for being sick (Yay, diabetes) and then written up for leaving early... 01:24 < czarbomba> i mean not really, but i know i had more ram than he did and his machine seemed to be just as much a dog as mine despite the 6 years or so between 'em 01:24 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> czarbomba: Dudeeeeeeee. My buddy did the same shit. Except he maxed out the fucking ram thinking it would be blazing fast ... 01:25 < czarbomba> yeah, the life lesson 'you get what you pay for' doesn't seem to have found much market penetration 01:25 < L3gacy> This realtek nic is so far back in the closet, it invaded Narnia 01:25 < Stoob> depending on how long ago he could flip that ram for a healthy profit SysAdminGoneCraZ 01:25 < Stoob> not so crazy after all 01:26 < czarbomba> i might request a ryzen 2nd gen at work. 01:27 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> Stoob: Oh this was like, 2014ish? 01:27 < czarbomba> anyone running a windows instance under kvm that performs reasonably well 01:27 < L3gacy> My dell suports Ryzen. I have an A10 atm 01:27 < czarbomba> i'd like to install my own OS and just virtualize windoze for the MS management tasks 01:27 < L3gacy> A4 board 01:28 < czarbomba> got the OK to upgrade everyone to w10pro today, over the next half year 01:28 < czarbomba> spent hours on that roadmap, dude wanted to speed through it. 01:28 < czarbomba> i'm all like ok ok OK OK WHOAH WHOAH WHOAH let's just circle back here... 01:31 < L3gacy> oh fak meh 01:32 < L3gacy> My 802.11AC adapter in my NEW PC is defective. WONT CONNECT 01:32 < Anaphylaxis> rip 01:33 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> Time to buy a new computer. 01:33 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> Also, get a new job while you're at it. 01:33 < L3gacy> I work at a shittastic cuntwaffle of a fakking MSP 01:34 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> L3gacy: Blame no one but yourself lol You went back willingly. 01:34 < czarbomba> anyone running kvm under ryzen yet? 01:34 < L3gacy> I was desperate for crack, I mean... WoW monies 01:34 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> L3gacy: You could've done better has a Cam Whore than go back there. 01:34 < czarbomba> (he has) 01:35 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> :O 01:35 < L3gacy> I could have done better as an anal intervention victim.... 01:35 < czarbomba> (he has) 01:35 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> 8O 01:35 < czarbomba> (that's the face he made) 01:35 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> LOL 01:36 < czarbomba> save me from looking up your ipv6, rpifan. who's your isp so i can avoid them forever as long as i live in this town 01:36 < L3gacy> their ISP goes up and down more, and faster, than a Thai Hooker on meth 01:36 < czarbomba> office internet was up and down at a particular time of day at least half of march 01:37 < czarbomba> then i had to go to war with the support team to get a proper non-contract tech out there to rewire everything. they had "minimums", so your suffering was prolonged by design 01:37 < czarbomba> sure enough, corporate tech shows up. i patiently explain the situation, symptoms and my own suppositions. 01:37 < czarbomba> an hour later everything from the cpe to the pedestal's been rewired 01:38 < czarbomba> haven't had a problem since 01:38 < czarbomba> i kinda want to call up every support person i can get on the phone and be like SEE? SEE MOTHERFUCKER? NEXT TIME LISTEN TO ME! I FUCKING TOLD YOU SO! 01:38 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> czarbomba: At least you got a good tach. Any other would have been like "I didn't bring the tools for that, gotta reschedule for next month" 01:38 < czarbomba> we had six techs 01:38 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> czarbomba: Tehc* 01:38 < czarbomba> over 2 weeks 01:38 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> Oh shiiit 01:38 < czarbomba> first we had 2 idiot contractors who swapped modems. 01:39 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> czarbomba: God damn. I was thinking it was a tiny office. 01:39 < czarbomba> then we had 2 idiot contractors who wanted to swap modems but i wouldn't let them. one wouldn't do anything else. 01:39 < czarbomba> then we had an idiot corporate guy who wanted to swap cpe and claimed "the engineers are the only ones who can rewire that much" 01:39 < czarbomba> then, finally, competence. 01:39 < czarbomba> i had to do an epic CYA job 01:40 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> shit, I bet 01:40 < czarbomba> the end user monkey brain just perceives "internet no worky" and automatically blames IT because "these things have cords" 01:40 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> Im excited. my 3.5mm jack is arriving tomorrow. I can fix my hyperx clouds now lol. 01:40 < czarbomba> unfortunately even management has a form of that monkey brain 01:41 < czarbomba> so i'm using that as a springboard to fire our office ISP altogether and get into the first world 01:41 < czarbomba> hello mi's spawn 01:42 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> My woman's like "Just buy a new set?" I'm like" Fuck that, $5, 2 days shipping and 30min worth of DIY is better than spending $100". 01:42 < precise> ayyyyyy 01:42 < precise> I just bought a ton of books 01:42 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> precise: playboys? 01:42 < czarbomba> okay so i can assume 'hyperx clouds' are some form of headphones 01:42 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> penthouse I bet 01:42 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> czarbomba: Yeah. 01:42 < czarbomba> fuck. can't you kids just buy some sennheisers and be done with it 01:43 < precise> SysAdminGoneCraZ: Yes, featuring Thomas Paine, Karl Marx, and various political philosophers. 01:43 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> czarbomba: I don't trust myself enough to spend that much. 01:43 < czarbomba> the germans didn't lose a war and spend the next 70 years learning precision engineering for you guys to inspire shit like "beats by dre" 01:43 < precise> lol 01:43 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> precise: Bow-Chika-Wa-wa! 01:43 < czarbomba> or "hyper x" 01:43 < L3gacy> Beat by Dre. Dre needs to be beat... 01:43 < czarbomba> beats by dre was beaten before it even existed 01:43 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> czarbomba: Man, I saw one seenheisers that was like $50K!? 01:44 < czarbomba> by like, at least 8 companies i can think of, top to bottom of the lien 01:44 < misspwn> what a time to be alive all when the internet cuts out 01:44 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> czarbomba: I ain't got that kinda money 01:44 < L3gacy> This is why people mixdown for shitty headphones :( 01:44 < czarbomba> sennheiser doesn't fuck around. 01:44 < precise> SysAdminGoneCraZ: My favorite is the copy featuring The Presidential Committee on the Assasination of John Fitzgerald Kenedy 01:44 < L3gacy> brb 01:44 < misspwn> i put in for our L2 engineer role today 01:44 < precise> ttyl 01:45 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> czarbomba: Yeah ... but I'm also partly deaf (Thanks Army!) so hi-fi shit sounds just like lo-fi shit lol 01:45 < misspwn> expecting 1-2 days before i meet with the coo and cfo on that one, pretty exciting stuff 01:45 < precise> SysAdminGoneCraZ: I read that as Thanks Amy! and had many questions 01:45 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> precise: LOL 01:45 < precise> Fuckin Amy 01:45 < czarbomba> mine were more than i ever thought i'd pay for cans but over time have proven to be worth every damn dime. 01:45 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> Bad gorilla! 01:45 < precise> lol; 01:46 < czarbomba> like, the sticker shock i had when i bought my first pair of sony monitor cans x5 01:46 < czarbomba> and if i lose or break them i'll buy a new set in a heartbeat 01:46 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> czarbomba: Glad you have that kinda money. I'm too broke :( 01:46 < misspwn> so many over the ear headphones are just uncomfortable after a while. how long can you wear thoes typically? 01:46 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> czarbomba: I might be a sysadmin, but I make call-center money. 01:46 < czarbomba> are hyperx's earbuds, sysadmin? my marine buddy who has a similar condition bought a set of klipsch in-ears 01:47 < czarbomba> he says he can listen to music again 01:47 < precise> Speaking of hearing, my Uncle's car is making a rather strange sound and he can't hear it, it's not exactly quiet.... Bruh, go to the doc 01:47 < misspwn> would like to get a mid range headphones for work that aren't too noise canceling 01:47 < czarbomba> how old is yr uncle 01:47 < sadbox> misspwn: take your pick of the open-back headphones 01:47 < precise> Early 50's 01:48 < czarbomba> that's too young for the hearing to just start slipping away 01:48 < misspwn> sadbox, what are open-back headphones? 01:48 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> czarbomba: link: https://www.amazon.com/HyperX-Gaming-Headset-Nintendo-Switch/dp/B00SAYCXWG/ 01:48 < precise> czarbomba: There's a familial history of hearing impairment 01:48 < czarbomba> but maybe he had a misspent youth standing in front of massive amplifiers 01:48 * czarbomba whistles 01:48 < czarbomba> ah, that's even worse then 01:48 < precise> czarbomba: Though the issue generally sets in during the mid 20's 01:48 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> czarbomba: Yeap lol 01:48 < misspwn> i really don't know much about headphones or speakers. my headphones are some heavily discounted sugar skull ones and i can't wear them for more than 30 minutes 01:49 < sadbox> misspwn: the ear cups just have a mesh / non-sealed back, i.e. they do nothing to isolate the sound of your environment from your ears 01:49 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> misspwn: what happens after the 30 min? You take a nap? 01:49 < DrGibby|> lol 01:49 < misspwn> nah, they just press so hard my ears hurt. a nap does sound good though 01:50 < czarbomba> heh. the cat was clawing her scratching post and pulling it so it had this sorta thumping sound. it sounded EXACTLY like what you'd hear if a big speaker started popping and crackling. i panicked, checked my receiver and satellites, then as i got to the subwoofer i saw what the cat was doing 01:50 < czarbomba> i almost want to record this. it sounds EXACTLY like an old analog receiver popping 01:50 < misspwn> oh man! my cats do the same thing except i think it's the furniture they are after. my couch is fucking rekt 01:50 < czarbomba> this is couch #3 since i've moved into the house. cat #2 01:51 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> czarbomba: Link some cans that's on your dream wish list. 01:51 < czarbomba> i also had to rethink interior decorating for anything knee-height or lower with upholstery/fabric 01:51 < czarbomba> well i don't really have a dream wishlist 01:51 < misspwn> this is couch #2. the first couch came with the house since the sellers didn't want to move it. for a bonded leather couch it was pretty nice. then the cats destroyed it D: 01:51 < czarbomba> my aforementioned misspent youth probably knocked the top off my hearing enough where my current cans (hd600) are probably overkill already 01:52 < czarbomba> plus i'm old and hearing at both top and bottom end erodes over time 01:52 < DrGibby|> what? 01:52 < czarbomba> so i'm realistic 01:52 < precise> DrGibby|: heh 01:52 < DrGibby|> huh? 01:52 < precise> what?! 01:52 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> OOOKKAAAYYYY!! 01:52 < czarbomba> I SAID HEARING ERODS OVER...ayyyyy 01:52 < precise> WHAT??! 01:52 < czarbomba> s/DS/DES 01:52 < misspwn> czarbomba, i like to mess with people whos hearing is muffled sometimes 01:52 <+layer-eight> czarbomba meant: "I SAID HEARING ERODES OVER...ayyyyy" 01:53 < misspwn> i'll pretend to talk and just really be mouthing it really softly if at all 01:53 < czarbomba> my hearing is still pretty good but i won't pretend i can hear shit at like 22khz any more 01:53 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> misspwn: As someone who has sacarificed their hearing for America, that's fucked up :( 01:53 < czarbomba> should count myself lucky that all those punk shows in my 20s didn't give me tinnitus 01:53 < precise> Is anyone in here blind? 01:54 < czarbomba> who's asking? 01:54 < DrGibby|> I have two pairs of SENNHEISER HD280 Headphones 01:54 < precise> czarbomba: ..me...precise...the..snek 01:54 < DrGibby|> one for work and one for home 01:54 < DrGibby|> if you're good with studio cans, they're pretty nice 01:54 < czarbomba> yeah i'm not balling so hard i can pop another set of 600s at the office 01:54 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> drThey require an amp? 01:54 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> DrGibby|: ** 01:54 < DrGibby|> SysAdminGoneCraZ: no 01:54 < misspwn> yeah SysAdminGoneCraZ it's a pretty shitty thing to do, i wouldn't actually do that to someone who had a legitmate hearing problem though 01:54 < precise> FINAL JEAPORDY 01:54 < precise> !!! 01:54 < czarbomba> 280s i maybe can justify. but isn't there a new fancy Bringer of Worlds in the hd2xx line now 01:55 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> misspwn: lol k 01:55 < czarbomba> i thought i read some sort of semi-orgasmic review in an audiophile magazine 01:55 < precise> Leodegrance, King of Cameliard gave the newlyweds a piece of furniture on the marrieage of this daughter 01:55 < precise> Go 01:55 < precise> doot doot doot 01:55 < sadbox> You could always buy the HD6xx when massdrop has them again 01:56 < czarbomba> possess jeopardy-level european history chops i do not 01:56 <@JollyRgrs> sleeping beauty? lol 01:56 < precise> JollyRgrs: rite? 01:56 < precise> lol 01:56 < czarbomba> it sounds french so i'mma guess "sophia"? 01:56 < precise> I liked the Cheers reference 01:56 < precise> I didn't catch the spelling 01:56 < DrGibby|> JollyRgrs: you lost it all because you didn't put in the form of a question 01:56 < precise> Gunivere 01:56 < czarbomba> i thought that was cameLOT 01:56 < precise> heh 01:57 * precise changes to the hockey game 01:57 * DrGibby| changes to the baseball game 01:57 < czarbomba> tfw you see the final jeopardy question, chuckle, and change the channel 01:57 * czarbomba keeps forgetting to reup the MLB package so has no baseball game to flip to 01:57 < DrGibby|> you should do that soon 01:58 < DrGibby|> as the only other sport decent enough to watch is coming to an end 01:58 < czarbomba> i shoulda done it in march. i've managed to catch most of the games because some were here and lots seemed to be on espn 01:58 < DrGibby|> turdface... 01:59 < precise> I've always appreciated Just for Laughs: Gags on CBC. It gives me a window into the mind of the average Canadian 01:59 * precise looks at crowd42 01:59 < precise> *cryptic1: 01:59 < precise> sry crowd42 01:59 < DrGibby|> (he's not actually sorry) 01:59 < precise> Yeah 01:59 < precise> not rly 01:59 < precise> I imagine that green fucker is what cryptic1 looks like 02:00 < DrGibby|> lol 02:00 < precise> Holy shit 02:00 < czarbomba> the phrase 'sorry not sorry' became freaking ubiquitous after there was some disney girl's song with that title 02:00 < precise> That link was 22 lines 02:00 < precise> Thanks irssi 02:00 < czarbomba> vanessa lovato gomez or whatever 02:01 < czarbomba> irssi: saving people's asses from megafail at copy/paste since...uh...2008? 02:01 < DrGibby|> CTRL+K IF YOU WANT TO FLOOD YOU FUCKER 02:01 * DrGibby| mashes ctrl+k 02:02 < precise> DrGibby|: lol 02:02 < precise> Better link: http://www.airbulle.qc.ca/uploads/images/Gallery/en_portfolio_animaux_et_personnages/Victor_stationnement.jpg 02:02 < precise> cryptic1: ^ 02:02 < czarbomba> "have you seriously considered the implication of pasting the 3319 lines of your new erotic deadpool fanfic into a public irc channel? (Y/N)" 02:02 < czarbomba> +s 02:02 < DrGibby|> ahahahahahahaha 02:02 * DrGibby| mashes ctrl+k 02:02 < precise> That syn fucker aint here 02:02 < suttin> someone better spam some deadpool fanfic now 02:03 < czarbomba> he's watching 02:03 < czarbomba> he's always watching 02:03 < precise> lol 02:03 < DrGibby|> deadpool smut fanfic* 02:03 < precise> Real canadian comedy: https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTs4irZuJyAnsnTmgYjpPNQ88kZ69jrA6xHamGQMIdzgg-lX2Fj 02:04 < suttin> what the shit, there is no way it takes 5 days to move a package thats already in the city im in 02:04 < suttin> gtfo 02:04 < precise> suttin: Woah, wassup? 02:04 < precise> Long time to c 02:04 < suttin> oh hai 02:04 < suttin> i idle again now 02:04 < precise> So do I 02:04 < precise> For the most part 02:04 * DrGibby| farts on precise 02:04 < precise> I idle and shitpost 02:05 < DrGibby|> its the r-s way 02:05 < precise> Yes 02:05 < precise> I also call phibs in #DataHoarder a cunt 02:05 < precise> consistently 02:05 < DrGibby|> lol 02:05 < czarbomba> why not? i've seen the USPS take 34 days to ship a package that started out in north miami to (let me remember this right) atlanta, charlotte, chicago, omaha, some town with a UPS distro center in rural texas, atlanta, something else, miami 02:05 <+NinjaStyle> 8====D 02:05 < suttin> that just sounds like a routing error 02:05 < precise> L O G I S T I C S 02:05 < precise> O 02:05 < precise> G 02:05 < precise> I 02:05 < precise> S 02:05 < precise> T 02:05 < precise> I 02:05 < precise> C 02:05 < precise> S 02:05 < suttin> mine is in the right distirbution center 02:05 * precise RUNS 02:06 < czarbomba> i give usps shit but they've really been on point with the priority mail recently 02:06 < suttin> I guess It's cus this isn't priority mail 02:06 < czarbomba> meanwhile ups once again handed me a box that was thrashed beyond all reasonable recognition 02:06 < DrGibby|> buddy of mine works for UPS 02:06 <+NinjaStyle> same 02:06 < DrGibby|> said "I'll NEVER ship anything UPS" 02:06 < czarbomba> from a distance it looked like a paper grocery bag had been put around the parcel and then shredded by bobcats 02:07 < DrGibby|> now that I think about it 02:07 <+NinjaStyle> ups is way better than the others 02:07 < suttin> nah, usps for lyfe 02:07 < DrGibby|> I have a buddy who works for FedEx and my brother works for USPS 02:07 < czarbomba> this last amazon order involved shipments from all 3 02:07 <+NinjaStyle> lol suttin trusts the govt 02:07 < precise> USPS be like https://i.imgur.com/96pvho6.gif 02:07 < czarbomba> usps won the 2 day shipping sweepstakes. they came earlier on the same day than fedex 02:08 < czarbomba> but that's really a draw, i guess 02:08 < suttin> the usps is as close to a private company as a goverment orginization can be 02:08 < DrGibby|> gub'ment tho 02:08 < czarbomba> usps was all in good shape. fedex had a dented corner but amazon had overpacked a small, protected carton into a much larger box, so it acted like a crumple zone 02:08 < czarbomba> and ups did what ups does 02:08 < precise> God damn 02:09 < precise> The guy on the left singing the NAtional Anthem at the preds game is horrible 02:09 < precise> like 02:09 < precise> horrible 02:09 < precise> owowowow 02:09 < czarbomba> shit when is san jose/vegas? 02:09 < DrGibby|> turn it to the Cards/Pirates game 02:09 < precise> czarbomba: Not tonight 02:09 < czarbomba> i want to see the golden knights just thump the sharks 02:09 < czarbomba> waaaah 02:09 < czarbomba> damnit 02:09 * DrGibby| chomps 02:10 < DrGibby|> BUHH DUMM 02:10 < precise> For Nashville being the Music City 02:10 < DrGibby|> BUHH DUMM 02:10 < precise> They need to choose better singers 02:10 < precise> ffs 02:10 < precise> This is what happens when you take a shitty country star and make him sing acapella 02:10 < DrGibby|> and with no autotune 02:10 <+NinjaStyle> autotune is life 02:11 < czarbomba> i had no idea taytay was from nashville 02:11 < DrGibby|> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPTKR12cUqc 02:11 <+layer-eight> YouTube ┃ Title ↠ Bo Burnham - Todays Country Songs ┃ Duration ↠ 3:29 ┃ Upload Date ↠ Fri Jul 08 23:07:30 UTC 2016 02:11 < precise> I bet Pekka Rinne could sing better than that 02:11 < precise> czarbomba: If they sing Country, they rep Nashville 02:11 < precise> for some reason 02:12 < precise> Also, country music doesn't mesh well with hockey... 02:12 < suttin> butts 02:12 < suttin> cryptic1: +v pls 02:12 < DrGibby|> cryptic1: +v pls 02:13 < precise> suttin: You have to /msg cryptic1 request voice 02:13 < voidstar> lel 02:13 < precise> Or /msg cryptic1 request op 02:13 < precise> /msg cryptic1 !op for short 02:13 < DrGibby|> !submit op-request 02:13 < precise> lol 02:13 < czarbomba> bingo 02:13 < czarbomba> the alternate command is /msg cryptic1 sandwich-request 02:14 < precise> !submit op-request --party:cryptic1 --Reason:sneks 02:14 <+NinjaStyle> invoke-op 02:14 < DrGibby|> make sure to `sudo !!` though 02:14 < precise> Oh yeah 02:14 < precise> sudo ./submit op-request --party:cryptic1 --Reason:sneks 02:14 < suttin> rm -rf --no-preserve-root / 02:14 < suttin> sudo !! 02:14 < precise> sudo rm -rf --no-preserve-cryptic1 /freenode/ 02:15 < suttin> gotem 02:15 < precise> sigkill cryptic1 02:15 < DrGibby|> kek 02:15 < DrGibby|> kill -9 cryptic1 02:15 < suttin> kill -9 cryptic1 02:15 < suttin> kek 02:15 < DrGibby|> great minds, suttin 02:16 < precise> sudo dd=/dev/zero of=/dev/cryptic1 02:16 < precise> fuck 02:16 < precise> syntax error 02:16 < voidstar> sudo ufw deny cryptic1 02:16 < precise> s/dd=/dd if= 02:16 <+layer-eight> precise meant: "sudo dd if=/dev/zero of=/dev/cryptic1" 02:17 < suttin> chmod 000 cryptic1 02:17 < suttin> chown nobody. cryptic1 02:17 < suttin> lel 02:17 < DrGibby|> chown nobody:nobody cryptic1 02:17 < suttin> lel! 02:17 < DrGibby|> STOP STEALING MY SHIT SUTTIN 02:17 < precise> grep -f cryptic1 02:17 < binaryhermit> speaking of sneks https://photos.google.com/photo/AF1QipMWi0_uVIf0_vPNFB3QtKablv4HdNh4NbQVB6Y- 02:17 < precise> *lenny face* 02:17 < suttin> 404. That’s an error. 02:17 < binaryhermit> whoops 02:17 < precise> binaryhermit: 404 02:18 < DrGibby|> four oh four 02:18 < binaryhermit> forgot to tell google photos to share the photo https://photos.app.goo.gl/GtUG4kGz6msw588F2 02:18 < precise> binaryhermit: lol funny sign, and u doxed urself 02:19 < suttin> sudo mknod -m 0666 /home/cryptic1 c 1 3 02:19 < precise> noice 02:19 < precise> mkdir ~/useless/shit/goes/here/cryptic1 02:19 < suttin> heh 02:19 < DrGibby|> precise: you mean /temp/ 02:20 < precise> heh 02:20 < suttin> wait, what happens when you make your home dir /dev/null 02:20 < suttin> brb 02:20 < precise> lol 02:20 < DrGibby|> lol 02:20 < DrGibby|> rip suttin 02:20 < voidstar> ln /tmp ~/useless/shit/goes/here/cryptic1 02:21 < precise> cryptic1 is gunna come back confused af 02:21 < DrGibby|> I hope he goes through all of these 02:21 < voidstar> pls no +b 02:21 < precise> OH no voidstar 02:21 < DrGibby|> and at least giggles a little 02:21 < precise> we get the b 02:21 < precise> u especially 02:22 < suttin> oh devnull is a file not a folder.... 02:22 < suttin> hmmm 02:22 < precise> suttin: symlink to /dev/null? 02:24 < suttin> symlinks are files too 02:24 < precise> suttin: It's linux 02:24 < precise> Everything is a file 02:25 <+NinjaStyle> suttin: your mom is a symlink to /dev/null 02:25 < voidstar> s/null/zero 02:25 <+layer-eight> NinjaStyle meant: "suttin: your mom is a symlink to /dev/zero" 02:26 < precise> I'm running out of nix jokes 02:26 < precise> lmao 02:26 <+suttin> setting the :D 02:26 <+suttin> :d 02:26 <+suttin> :D 02:26 <+suttin> oh fuc 02:26 <@precise> 0_0 02:26 < voidstar> boi 02:26 <@precise> I told u 02:26 <@precise> ;) 02:27 <+suttin> op aboose 02:27 < voidstar> look ma I'm making friends 02:27 <@precise> chuckling cryptic1 confirmed 02:27 <@precise> DrGibby|: ? 02:27 <@precise> oks report to the bridge 02:28 < Gibby> hmm 02:28 < voidstar> what regex flavor does layer-eight run? 02:28 <@precise> hahahahahahahahahaah 02:28 <@precise> I did it again 02:28 < voidstar> golly 02:28 <@precise> I broke it 02:28 <+Gibby> just +m you nerd 02:28 <+Gibby> ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░ 02:28 <+Gibby> ░░░░░░░░░░░░▄▀▀▀▀▄░░░ 02:28 <+Gibby> ░░░░░░░░░░▄▀░░▄░▄░█░░ 02:28 <+Gibby> ░▄▄░░░░░▄▀░░░░▄▄▄▄█░░ 02:28 <+Gibby> █░░▀▄░▄▀░░░░░░░░░░█░░ 02:28 <+Gibby> ░▀▄░░▀▄░░░░█░░░░░░█░░ 02:28 <+Gibby> ░░░▀▄░░▀░░░█░░░░░░█░░ 02:28 <+Gibby> ░░░▄▀░░░░░░█░░░░▄▀░░░ 02:28 <+Gibby> ░░░▀▄▀▄▄▀░░█▀░▄▀░░░░░ 02:28 <+Gibby> ░░░░░░░░█▀▀█▀▀░░░░░░░ 02:28 <+Gibby> ░░░░░░░░▀▀░▀▀░░░░░░░░ 02:29 <@precise> gud 02:29 <@precise> very gud 02:29 < voidstar> something inmates something something asylum 02:29 < DrGibby|> a+ job precise 02:29 <@precise> I did it 02:29 < DrGibby|> indeed 02:29 <@cryptic1> wtf have I returned to? 02:29 <+suttin> precise: +b cryptic1 02:29 <+suttin> do it 02:29 <+suttin> DO IT 02:29 <@precise> suttin: no 02:29 <+suttin> doit 02:29 <@precise> I like cryptic1 02:29 <+DrGibby|> lol 02:29 < suttin> not bant 02:30 <@cryptic1> looks like someone lost their v 02:30 <@precise> dundundun 02:30 < suttin> D: 02:30 <+DrGibby|> hi cryptic1 02:30 < suttin> precise: suh dude 02:30 <@precise> woops 02:30 <@precise> I slipped 02:30 < suttin> rood 02:30 <+NinjaStyle> life is a crazy cat 02:30 <+DrGibby|> r-s is in shambles tonight 02:30 <@NinjaStyle> woo 02:30 <@precise> NinjaStyle: pls kick mal_will 02:30 <@precise> for shits and giggles 02:31 <@precise> doit 02:31 < suttin> cryptic1: pls restore order 02:31 <@precise> yes 02:31 <@precise> suttin: I can handle that 02:31 < suttin> stop 02:31 <@precise> lmao 02:31 <+DrGibby|> https://media.giphy.com/media/rjLINlGpJYvvO/giphy.gif 02:31 < suttin> i have auto rejoin on nerd 02:31 <@precise> suttin: Oh yeah? 02:31 <+DrGibby|> :O 02:32 <@precise> suttin: Who is going to win the Stanley Cup? 02:32 <@precise> ... 02:32 * precise hovers over the kick button 02:32 <+DrGibby|> the sharks, hopefully. 02:32 <@precise> I'll allow it 02:32 <@precise> felda? 02:33 <@precise> felda pls report to the bridge 02:34 < suttin> ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░ 02:34 < suttin> ░░░░░░░░░░░░▄▀▀▀▀▄░░░ 02:34 < suttin> ░░░░░░░░░░▄▀░░▄░▄░█░░ 02:34 < suttin> ░▄▄░░░░░▄▀░░░░▄▄▄▄█░░ 02:34 < suttin> █░░▀▄░▄▀░░░░░░░░░░█░░ 02:34 < suttin> ░▀▄░░▀▄░░░░█░░░░░░█░░ 02:34 < suttin> ░░░▀▄░░▀░░░█░░░░░░█░░ 02:34 < suttin> ░░░▄▀░░░░░░█░░░░▄▀░░░ 02:34 < suttin> ░░░▀▄▀▄▄▀░░█▀░▄▀░░░░░ 02:34 < suttin> ░░░░░░░░█▀▀█▀▀░░░░░░░ 02:34 < suttin> ░░░░░░░░▀▀░▀▀░░░░░░░░ 02:34 <@precise> lmao 02:34 <@precise> l m f a o 02:34 < suttin> :) 02:36 < mal_will> Rude 02:36 <@precise> heh 02:36 <@mal_will> Cool, op 02:36 * czarbomba looks around 02:36 < czarbomba> I NEED AN ADULT 02:36 <@mal_will> Someone's gonna yell at you, boi 02:37 <+DrGibby|> r-s is in shambles tonight 02:37 < suttin> can I be cool too? 02:37 <@mal_will> You gonna get chewed out 02:37 <@czarbomba> masskaos 02:37 <@precise> S H A M B L E S 02:37 <@precise> H 02:37 <@precise> A 02:37 <@precise> M 02:37 <@precise> B 02:37 <@precise> L 02:37 <@precise> E 02:37 <@precise> S 02:37 < suttin> D: 02:37 <@precise> suttin: no 02:37 <+czarbomba> and that's how it's done 02:37 < suttin> pls 02:38 <@mal_will> I got my wisdom teeth out. Easiest way to lose an ounce. Highly recommend. Follow my lifestyle vlog for more useful tips like this 02:38 <@precise> lmfao NinjaStyle 02:38 < suttin> mal_will: lol 02:38 <@mal_will> Just $10 a month on patreon 02:38 <@precise> subscribe 02:38 * DrGibby| gives mal_will $10 02:38 <@mal_will> Also I made some dope enamel pins, guys, you're gonna want these 02:38 <@precise> crafty 02:38 <@mal_will> A pin for DrGibby| 02:38 <@mal_will> One for precise 02:39 <@precise> :D 02:39 <+DrGibby|> livepd in 20 minutes lads and lasses 02:39 <@mal_will> Fuck the rest of yas 02:39 <@precise> DrGibby|: I'm debating between the game and livepd 02:39 * DrGibby| squeals with joy 02:39 * czarbomba fetches the box of tissues 02:39 <+DrGibby|> precise: livepd 02:39 <@precise> Yeah 02:39 <+DrGibby|> check the game during ads 02:39 <@precise> I'm really not invested in either of these teams 02:39 < Sousapro> I tried Glenfiddich today 02:39 <@precise> GOAL WINNIPEG 02:39 < Sousapro> Some of the experimental IPA cask finish 02:39 <@precise> Sousapro: yeah? 02:39 < Sousapro> Was really good 02:40 <@precise> Not a fan of IPA, or Ale, or Beer.. 02:40 < Sousapro> I think I love scotch 02:40 < Sousapro> Help 02:40 <@mal_will> I want to like IPAs but idk 02:40 < suttin> precise: +o pls 02:40 < Sousapro> I dislike IPAs 02:40 <@precise> suttin: To get an +o pls call cryptic1 a bad name 02:40 <@mal_will> Them Porters, stouts, and ales, bby 02:40 <+DrGibby|> American IPAs are trash 02:40 < suttin> cryptic1 is a butthead 02:40 < suttin> lol 02:40 <@mal_will> Call him a bigger licker 02:41 <+DrGibby|> o_O 02:41 <@mal_will> Booger* 02:41 <@precise> bigger than what? 02:41 <@precise> o 02:41 <@precise> DrGibby|: I haven't watched the last few weeks, has sodomy lady made an appearance? 02:41 <@mal_will> I want to each spichy nacho cheeze rn, but my mouth is yuckzone #5 02:41 <+DrGibby|> precise: sadly she has not 02:41 <@precise> mal_will: nuuuuuu 02:41 <@mal_will> Sodomy lady!? 02:41 <@precise> mal_will: Yes 02:41 <+DrGibby|> its been kinda meh the last couple of weeks tbh 02:42 <@mal_will> Spichy. God damn phone 02:42 <@precise> She showed up for 3 weeks straight mal_will 02:42 <+czarbomba> call him a weasel because weasels eat sneks 02:42 <@mal_will> What is a spichy? 02:42 <+DrGibby|> hopefully tonight it'll pick up 02:42 * precise goes to Richland County 02:42 * precise brings his snek 02:42 <@precise> Hold my beer 02:42 <@mal_will> Whaaaaaat 3 weeks of sodomy is a real effort 02:42 <@precise> mal_will: It wasn't actual sodomy 02:42 * DrGibby| holds and drinks precise's beer 02:42 <@precise> She is a sex offender 02:42 <@precise> failed to register with county 02:42 <@mal_will> You now have the herp DrGibby| 02:42 <@precise> got sent to jail 02:42 <@precise> rinse repeat 2 more times 02:42 <@mal_will> Herpetology bug...heyoooo 02:42 <+czarbomba> i think after 3 weeks of sodomy you're supposed to consult a doctor 02:43 <+DrGibby|> mal_will: I had it before 02:43 <@mal_will> I did see her actually 02:43 <@precise> My cat is being cute af 02:43 <@precise> curled up next to me 02:43 <@precise> she's dreaming 02:44 <@mal_will> Dang ol, cause and effect, you gotta learn em, teach em, raise em up young with that dang ol understanding of the repercussions of their actions, tell you hwat 02:44 <@mal_will> I would like a cat 02:44 <+DrGibby|> hank? 02:44 <@mal_will> And boohauser 02:44 <@mal_will> Boomhauser* 02:44 <+DrGibby|> Carlos? 02:44 <@mal_will> Carla* 02:44 <@precise> Carl? 02:44 <@precise> Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarl 02:44 <@mal_will> Cooraaalll 02:45 <+DrGibby|> Carlos? 02:46 <@precise> This game is gettin kinda physical 02:46 * precise checks NinjaStyle 02:46 <+DrGibby|> 14 MINUTES 02:46 < voidstar> is the source for layer-eight available? 02:47 <+czarbomba> zhttps://media.giphy.com/media/BOiU1QHQW4Te/giphy.gif 02:47 <@precise> voidstar: Yeah 02:47 < voidstar> where? 02:47 <@precise> voidstar: github 02:47 < voidstar> link? 02:47 <+DrGibby|> GITHUB.COM 02:47 <+DrGibby|> :) 02:47 <@precise> https://www.github.com/ 02:47 < voidstar> link for layer-eight's repository? 02:47 <+czarbomba> it's an eggdrop 02:48 <+czarbomba> extrapolte 02:48 <+czarbomba> s/lt/lat 02:48 <+layer-eight> czarbomba meant: "extrapolate" 02:48 * DrGibby| pokes MillerBOSS 02:48 <+DrGibby|> whats your repo for l8? 02:48 <@mal_will> Lissin. Biscuits are mana 02:48 <+DrGibby|> THIS SHIT IS BANANAS 02:48 <+DrGibby|> B 02:48 <+DrGibby|> A 02:48 <+DrGibby|> N 02:48 <+DrGibby|> A 02:48 <+DrGibby|> N 02:48 <+DrGibby|> A 02:48 <+DrGibby|> S 02:48 <@precise> mp[e 02:48 <@precise> nope 02:49 <+DrGibby|> fuk u precise 02:49 < suttin> ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░ 02:49 < suttin> ░░░░░░░░░░░░▄▀▀▀▀▄░░░ 02:49 < suttin> ░░░░░░░░░░▄▀░░▄░▄░█░░ 02:49 < suttin> ░▄▄░░░░░▄▀░░░░▄▄▄▄█░░ 02:49 < suttin> █░░▀▄░▄▀░░░░░░░░░░█░░ 02:49 < suttin> ░▀▄░░▀▄░░░░█░░░░░░█░░ 02:49 < suttin> ░░░▀▄░░▀░░░█░░░░░░█░░ 02:49 <@precise> This Tim Horton's commercial... 02:49 < suttin> ░░░▄▀░░░░░░█░░░░▄▀░░░ 02:49 < suttin> ░░░▀▄▀▄▄▀░░█▀░▄▀░░░░░ 02:49 <+czarbomba> c-c-c-combo breaker 02:49 < suttin> ░░░░░░░░█▀▀█▀▀░░░░░░░ 02:49 < suttin> ░░░░░░░░▀▀░▀▀░░░░░░░░ 02:49 < suttin> :( 02:49 <@mal_will> You can break them into layers then slide tiny bites into my mouth 02:49 <@precise> Don't get carried away boi 02:49 <+czarbomba> lol precise 02:49 <@mal_will> I mean I can do that 02:49 < suttin> roooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood 02:49 <@precise> s/o/e 02:49 <+layer-eight> suttin meant: "reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed" 02:49 <+CheckYourSix> precise: When did you get ops? 02:49 <@precise> CheckYourSix: Last year 02:49 <@mal_will> Rude boy, boy, can you get it up 02:49 <@precise> I don't use em 02:49 <+czarbomba> about eight minutes before he kicked you 02:49 <+DrGibby|> s/eee/eeeee 02:49 <+layer-eight> suttin meant: "reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed" 02:49 * czarbomba checks watch 02:50 <@mal_will> Lol 02:50 * NinjaStyle hides from cryptic1 02:50 <@precise> lmao 02:50 < suttin> s/eee/eeeeee 02:50 < voidstar> s/ed/eeee 02:50 <+layer-eight> suttin meant: "reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed" 02:50 <+layer-eight> czarbomba meant: "about eight minutes before he kickeeee you" 02:50 < suttin> :P 02:50 <+DrGibby|> s/eee/eeeee 02:50 <+layer-eight> czarbomba meant: "about eight minutes before he kickeeeeee you" 02:50 <@mal_will> I'll be a benevolent op I swear on me mam 02:50 <+DrGibby|> oh god 02:50 <+czarbomba> this has quickly gone off the rails 02:50 <@mal_will> I'll only kick Miller like 80 times a day 02:50 <+DrGibby|> R-S IS IN FUCKING SHAMBLES TONIGHT 02:50 <@precise> czarbomba: There are rails? 02:51 <+czarbomba> what do you think ruby rides on 02:51 <@mal_will> Of cok 02:51 <@mal_will> E 02:51 <@precise> wot 02:51 <@mal_will> Dammit 02:51 <+DrGibby|> czarbomba: dicks 02:51 <@precise> lmao 02:51 <+DrGibby|> duh 02:51 <@mal_will> On dis dick, ayyyy 02:51 <@precise> I really should get drunk 02:51 <+DrGibby|> ayyyyyyyyo 02:51 <@precise> Then be op 02:51 <+czarbomba> ruby on dicks doesn't have quite the same panache 02:51 < suttin> s/eeeeeee/eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee 02:51 <@mal_will> Coke on dicks on dicks 02:51 <@precise> Then read the logs tomorrow 02:51 <+czarbomba> now ruby on COKE 02:51 < suttin> oh 02:51 <+czarbomba> (rails of coke) 02:51 <@precise> suttin: we killed the layer-eight 02:51 <+czarbomba> see how this works 02:51 < suttin> :( 02:51 <@precise> suttin: u killed him 02:51 <+DrGibby|> GET WITH THE PROGRAM SUTTIN 02:51 < suttin> not sad about it 02:51 <+DrGibby|> YOU FUCKING SPERG 02:52 < suttin> breh 02:52 <@precise> how about now? 02:52 <+DrGibby|> funks yo brudda 02:52 <+czarbomba> damnit emo teen girl is still alive in FTWD 02:52 <@precise> czarbomba: ? 02:52 <+DrGibby|> front wheel drive? 02:53 <+czarbomba> fear the walking dead. 02:53 <@precise> o 02:53 <+czarbomba> l.a./mexico edition 02:53 < suttin> aw wtf, my quotes on quotes.rsysadmin.net are super negative 02:53 <+czarbomba> they jumped forward in time to make this crossover happen in a last ditch effort to save the parent series 02:53 <@mal_will> Why is there any other bread besides biscuits? 02:53 <@precise> suttin: lmfao 02:53 <+DrGibby|> mine are too, suttin 02:53 <@mal_will> Biscuits are all you need 02:53 < suttin> http://quotes.rsysadmin.net/?2 02:53 <+DrGibby|> check out quote 127 tho 02:53 <@precise> mal_will: great question 02:53 <+DrGibby|> all the reason you need 02:53 <@mal_will> I got a quote I think 02:53 <@mal_will> Idr 02:54 <+DrGibby|> http://quotes.rsysadmin.net/?127 02:54 <@precise> search 02:54 <@precise> use da search 02:54 < suttin> lol 02:54 <+czarbomba> i think friday night on the beach has been cancelled 02:54 <@mal_will> Guess it wasn't approved 02:55 <+DrGibby|> its crazy friday night at r-s czarbomba 02:55 <@precise> lmao 02:55 <@precise> http://quotes.rsysadmin.net/?92 02:55 <+czarbomba> straight up downpour 02:55 <+DrGibby|> smokebreak before livepd!! 02:55 <+czarbomba> the kind you hear on the roof when you're on the first floor of a 2 story house 02:55 <@precise> the top quote http://quotes.rsysadmin.net/?top 02:55 < suttin> i think this one is me http://quotes.rsysadmin.net/?47 02:55 < abakedapplepie> livepd? lol 02:55 <@precise> abakedapplepie: livepd 02:56 <@precise> abakedapplepie: It's a drinking game 02:56 <@precise> everytime someone doesn't have a DL drink 02:56 < abakedapplepie> oh jesus christ whot he fuck gave you ops 02:56 <@precise> lmfao 02:56 <@precise> I've had ops 02:56 <@precise> for a year 02:56 <@precise> dontchyaknow? 02:56 < suttin> is whot who and what combined? 02:56 < abakedapplepie> i refuse to believe that 02:56 <@mal_will> I've seen it 02:56 < abakedapplepie> s/whot he/who the 02:56 <@precise> abakedapplepie: I'm here 02:56 <@precise> am i not? 02:57 <@precise> thot 02:57 <+DrGibby|> GET WITH THE PROGRAM ABAKEDAPPLEPIE 02:57 <@mal_will> Haiku, beautiful 02:57 <@precise> mal_will: omfg 02:57 <+czarbomba> precise has promised not to unleash the sneks 02:57 <@precise> imma poet 02:57 <+czarbomba> for ops 02:57 <@precise> not yet 02:57 <+DrGibby|> Sneks 02:57 <@mal_will> Are sneks people or sneks 02:58 <+DrGibby|> Sneks 02:58 <@precise> sneks 02:58 < suttin> is hiiambo aorund? 02:58 <+DrGibby|> Hope not 02:58 <@precise> nah 02:58 <@precise> He idles at most 02:58 <@precise> I actually think he handed over control, don't quote me tho 02:58 < abakedapplepie> hell in a handbasket 02:58 < abakedapplepie> i tell you 02:58 <@precise> Yes 02:59 <+czarbomba> steamy summer nights/soft music wafts through the air/this bitch gave me clap! 02:59 <+czarbomba> HAIKU 02:59 <@mal_will> My face hurts, is it killing you? 02:59 <@precise> czarbomba: fake newlines r fake 02:59 < suttin> this shits funny http://quotes.rsysadmin.net/?15 02:59 <+czarbomba> u wot m8 03:00 <@precise> suttin: lmao 03:00 < Casteil> seriously? Invite my sister to stop by for a quick pitstop when she's on her way out of state last week 03:00 < Casteil> she fucking ignores me 03:00 <@precise> fredopasta: http://quotes.rsysadmin.net/?15 03:00 <+DrGibby|> HERE WE GO 03:00 * precise /mode +o Casteil's sister 03:01 < Casteil> now she's heading back home and texts me asking if she can stop by tomorrow night (to stay overnight) 03:01 < fredopasta> Lol 03:01 < misspwn> say yeah for treefiddy 03:01 <+DrGibby|> YEAH 03:01 <+czarbomba> text her back "bring the shrooms" 03:01 <+abakedapplepie> sounds kinky 03:01 < Casteil> the last time I invited her here too she ended up backing out the same day she was supposed to be here without any reason 03:01 <+DrGibby|> big titty goth girls 03:01 < fredopasta> Recordscratch 03:02 <+abakedapplepie> Casteil: pics 03:02 <+abakedapplepie> is she hot 03:02 < fredopasta> I am intrigued 03:02 <+czarbomba> the thing about goth girls is you have to get your fun in with them before the constant background noise of siouxie & the banshees drives you to suicide 03:02 <+DrGibby|> WHEW LADS 03:02 < Casteil> really just fucking irritated because I have to put away a bunch of guns and other dangerous stuff if she comes 03:02 * DrGibby| hands Casteil a beer 03:02 < Casteil> (niece & nephew) 03:02 < fredopasta> If/or 03:02 <+czarbomba> is your sister five? 03:02 <+abakedapplepie> lol 03:02 * precise takes Casteil's beer 03:02 <+DrGibby|> :O 03:02 * precise hands Casteil some whiskey 03:02 <+czarbomba> shit if i had family coming over to stay in my house for free i'd leave the guns out and about 03:02 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> !seen felda 03:02 * DrGibby| hands precise a beer 03:02 < suttin> DrGibby|: +DrGibby| │ big titty goth girls 03:03 * precise throws the beer 03:03 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> .seen felda 03:03 < suttin> shit 03:03 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> damn it 03:03 < precise> nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 03:03 < suttin> DrGibby|: http://quotes.rsysadmin.net/?177 03:03 <+czarbomba> go on. pick up the 1911. 03:03 <+DrGibby|> :O 03:03 < precise> MY POWER 03:03 < precise> ]NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 03:03 <@precise> woo 03:03 <@precise> that was close 03:03 < Casteil> but yeah, last time she was supposed to come over she canceled the same day, AFTER I'd gotten my house all prepped. 03:03 <+czarbomba> was it painful when your penis shrunk like four inches and then immediately grew again, precise? 03:03 <+czarbomba> s/shrunk/shrank 03:03 <@precise> czarbomba: much 03:03 < Casteil> then I invited her again and she ignored me 03:03 < Casteil> so fuck it 03:03 < Casteil> I'm "out of town" this weekend. 03:03 <@precise> Casteil: Show up at her house 03:03 < suttin> DrGibby|: http://quotes.rsysadmin.net/?queue even 03:04 <@precise> Unannounced 03:04 <+misspwn> yeah but she won't have to baby proof like Casteil has to so it won't matter much 03:04 <+DrGibby|> suttin: yeah 03:04 <+czarbomba> this is how that could have gone, casteil. sis: "i'm coming over" you: "i'm not putting away the bong" sis: "ok" 03:04 <+czarbomba> done and done 03:04 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> s/thong/bong 03:04 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> fuck 03:04 <+DrGibby|> WHERE THE FUCK IS THE NORMAL GUY, PRECISE?! 03:05 <+MillerBOSS> Who bed have your boots been under, DrGibby| 03:05 <+DrGibby|> DAN ABRAMS ISN'T ON? 03:05 <@precise> DrGibby|: ? 03:05 <@precise> WOT 03:05 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> DrGibby|: Who's normal? 03:05 <+MillerBOSS> s/Who/Who's 03:05 <+misspwn> it's shitty that she is being flakey, but it is also cool that you go out of your way to accomodate her those past times Casteil 03:05 * precise tunes in 03:05 <+DrGibby|> MillerBOSS: ur mams 03:05 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> MillerBOSS: I think bot is dead :( 03:05 <+DrGibby|> hhohohohoho 03:05 < Casteil> misspwn: I do, and I'm fucking tired of doing it and her not actually coming 03:05 < voidstar> s/@ho/whomst 03:05 <@precise> DrGibby|: who dis bitch 03:06 < voidstar> s/Who/whomst 03:06 < suttin> s/eeeeeeeeee/eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee 03:06 <+layer-eight> SysAdminGoneCraZ meant: "DrGibby|: whomst's's normal?" 03:06 <+DrGibby|> precise: I dunno 03:06 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> There we go 03:06 < suttin> s/eeeeeeeeee/eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee 03:06 <@precise> OH man 03:06 < Casteil> last time I invited her it was just going to be a quick pitstop in the middle of the day so I wouldn't have to go crazy on getting my guns all out of reach 03:06 <@precise> Garrow 03:06 < suttin> awwww its too far out 03:06 <+DrGibby|> I like her more than Dan already 03:06 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> lol 03:06 <@precise> -_- 03:06 <@precise> suttin 03:06 <@precise> u killed it 03:06 < Casteil> but she's going to want to stay over tomorrow night which means I'm going to have to put my guns out of reach and hide some dangerous tools I have lying around for some house projects 03:06 < suttin> hush 03:06 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> Casteil: She that crazy? 03:06 <@precise> DrGibby|: nuknuknuk 03:07 < Casteil> I have a niece & nephew 03:07 <+DrGibby|> easier on the eyes and doesn't wear vests 03:07 <@precise> youngins 03:07 <+misspwn> tell her that you're busy washing your hair that weekend 03:07 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> lol 03:07 < Casteil> misspwn: haha 03:07 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> Washin' the peubs. 03:07 < Casteil> "gonna be busy.. mowing the lawn' 03:07 <+misspwn> sorry sis, i gota deep condition and do my self care 03:07 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> lol 03:07 <@precise> with tweezers 03:07 <@precise> I do everything with tweezers 03:08 <+DrGibby|> including masturbating 03:08 <@precise> damn son 03:08 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> precise: Some doctor hands you got there. 03:08 <+misspwn> ha 03:08 <@precise> I shake like an epileptic who drank too much caffiene 03:08 < voidstar> client heard that I charge another client more money. paid me more money than we negotiated. feels good. gonna talk about a rate increase 03:08 < suttin> The quote you have submitted is: 03:08 < suttin> @precise │ I do everything with tweezers 03:08 < suttin> +DrGibby| │ including masturbating 03:08 <+DrGibby|> hahahahahahaha 03:08 <@precise> lmfao 03:08 <+DrGibby|> suttin++++++ 03:09 < Church-> lol 03:09 <@precise> WELCOME 03:09 <@precise> TO PRECISE LAND 03:09 < suttin> precise: +o pls 03:09 < suttin> breh 03:09 < suttin> come on 03:09 <@precise> no 03:09 < suttin> why not 03:09 <@precise> u up to suttin 03:09 <+DrGibby|> TAAAAAAAAKKKKE MEEEEEE OOOOOOOOON 03:09 <@precise> IDK wat 03:09 <+DrGibby|> (take on me) 03:09 < suttin> itll be funny i swar 03:09 < suttin> swear* 03:10 <+MillerBOSS> YeeEEEEEEEE HAWWWWWWYYYYYY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZRA-Dwv86E 03:10 <@precise> DrGibby|: ... is dan dead? 03:10 <+DrGibby|> precise: no ide 03:10 <+DrGibby|> a 03:11 * precise /kick * woops 03:11 <+DrGibby|> cryptic1 pls approve the quote queue 03:12 <@cryptic1> I can't do that dave 03:12 <+DrGibby|> cryptic1: get back to work 03:13 <@precise> DrGibby|: I'm behind on LivePD the car wash guy 03:13 <@precise> That went 0-100 real quick 03:13 <@precise> wtf 03:13 <+DrGibby|> yeah man 03:13 <@cryptic1> I am sorry dave, I'm afraid I can't do that 03:13 <+DrGibby|> like wtf man they were just patting you down 03:13 <+DrGibby|> cryptic1: get back to work 03:13 <@cryptic1> I'm sorry dave, I'm afraid I can't do that 03:13 <+DrGibby|> cryptic1 pls approve the quote queue 03:13 <@cryptic1> I'm sorry dave, I'm afraid I can't do that 03:13 <+DrGibby|> cryptic1: get back to work 03:14 <@cryptic1> I know that you and frank were planning to disconnect me 03:14 <+DrGibby|> cryptic1: turn that frown upside down 03:14 <@precise> I'm sorry dave, I'm afraid I can't do that 03:14 <+DrGibby|> !vote ban cryptic1 from r-s 03:14 <@precise> I'm sorry dave, I'm afraid I can't do that 03:14 <@cryptic1> and I'm afraid thats something that I cannot allow to happen 03:15 <+DrGibby|> you're boring cryptic1 03:15 <@precise> I'm sorry dave, I'm afraid I can't do that 03:15 <@cryptic1> ^ 03:15 < suttin> cryptic1: +v please 03:15 <@cryptic1> I'm sorry dave, I'm afraid I can't do that 03:15 <+czarbomba> dai-sy dai-sy 03:15 <@precise> I'm sorry dave, I'm afraid I can't do that 03:15 <+czarbomba> give me your answer true 03:15 <+czarbomba> i'm half crazy 03:15 <+czarbomba> make me a sandwich tooooo 03:15 * DrGibby| hums along 03:15 < voidstar> s/dave/daddy 03:15 <+layer-eight> precise meant: "I'm sorry daddy, I'm afraid I can't do that" 03:15 <@precise> heh 03:15 <+DrGibby|> o_O 03:16 * DrGibby| is aroused 03:16 <+MillerBOSS> Precise do you feel like a woman? 03:16 <+DrGibby|> MillerBOSS+++ 03:16 <+MillerBOSS> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJL4UGSbeFg 03:16 <+layer-eight> YouTube ┃ Title ↠ Shania Twain - Man! I Feel Like A Woman ┃ Duration ↠ 3:57 ┃ Upload Date ↠ Fri Oct 09 09:21:30 UTC 2009 03:16 <@precise> feel? 03:16 <@precise> What is feel? 03:16 <+DrGibby|> I feel something in my pants 03:16 <+DrGibby|> err 03:16 * precise takes his tweezers back 03:16 <+DrGibby|> I feel something funny in my pants 03:16 <@precise> give me those 03:16 <+DrGibby|> :) 03:17 <+czarbomba> s/nn/nk 03:17 <+layer-eight> DrGibby| meant: "I feel something funky in my pants" 03:17 * DrGibby| uses precise's tweezers on precise 03:17 <@precise> wot no 03:17 < DrGibby|> D: 03:17 <@precise> no 03:17 < DrGibby|> D: 03:18 < DrGibby|> pls precise 03:18 < DrGibby|> let me love you 03:18 <+czarbomba> LMLYP 03:18 <@precise> no love 03:18 <+DrGibby|> pls precise 03:18 <@precise> no love 03:18 <+czarbomba> (that means "let me love you precise," right?) 03:18 <+DrGibby|> I just want you to love you 03:20 <+DrGibby|> LET ME LOVE YOU PRECISE 03:20 <@precise> ... 03:20 <+DrGibby|> also can has +v? 03:20 <@precise> bro 03:20 <@precise> 21:20 <+DrGibby|> also can has +v? 03:21 <+DrGibby|> i'm a retard 03:21 < voidstar> if he doesn't need that second +v... 03:22 <+DrGibby|> give it to suttin 03:22 < voidstar> perfect 03:22 < suttin> gfto 03:22 <@precise> There is a global shortage of v's 03:22 <@precise> I blame sutr 03:22 <@precise> *suttin 03:22 < suttin> :( 03:22 <@precise> ;) 03:22 <+DrGibby|> pls buy more lootboxes 03:22 <+suttin> yisss 03:22 <+suttin> im a master shitposter 03:23 <+MillerBOSS> OK, prove it 03:23 <@precise> its only v 03:23 <+DrGibby|> which is what +v in this channel *really* means 03:23 <@precise> lmfao 03:23 <+suttin> ^ 03:23 < Sousapro> I'm all about the +V 03:23 < Sousapro> Someday I will earn some +v time 03:23 <+DrGibby|> nope 03:23 <+DrGibby|> never 03:24 <@precise> #fakenews 03:24 < Sousapro> But until then I will antagonize felda 03:24 <+DrGibby|> felda is bae 03:24 < voidstar> must log the requisite hours on helpdesk 03:24 <+DrGibby|> #helpdesk 03:24 < voidstar> send hour sheets to precise 03:24 <@precise> pls 03:24 < precise> nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 03:24 < Sousapro> voidstar: please tell me 6 tears of helpdesk is enough for a lifetime 03:24 < precise> my poooooooooooooooowwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrr 03:24 < voidstar> it's not my place to say 03:24 <+czarbomba> you need to approve the timesheets first, precise 03:25 < Sousapro> s/tears/years 03:25 <+layer-eight> Sousapro meant: "voidstar: please tell me 6 years of helpdesk is enough for a lifetime" 03:25 < precise> nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu 03:25 <+DrGibby|> :( 03:25 <+czarbomba> 6 tears of helpdesk works on so many different levels 03:25 < precise> The fun 03:25 < precise> it is over 03:25 < precise> the reign of laughs 03:25 * DrGibby| cries 03:25 < precise> has ended 03:25 < voidstar> tgod 03:25 < Sousapro> I think I cried more than 6 times 03:25 < precise> YOUR SUPREME RULER 03:25 < precise> has been dethroned 03:26 <+DrGibby|> pesky chanserv 03:26 <+czarbomba> it's freudian, it's a homophonic pun, it's a salad shooter 03:26 <+DrGibby|> who fucking made him in charge anyway?! 03:26 < precise> DrGibby|: Me 03:26 < Sousapro> I started to think that I was going to have an illustrious 45 year help desk career 03:26 < Sousapro> It was going to be so great 03:26 <+DrGibby|> s/salad/e coli salad/ 03:26 <+layer-eight> czarbomba meant: "it's freudian, it's a homophonic pun, it's a e coli salad shooter" 03:27 < precise> DrGibby|: I need Dan to kick down the door and taze this woman and take over 03:27 < precise> I need that. 03:27 < Sousapro> Especially the point that I hanged myself using cat6 shielded about 10 years in 03:27 <+DrGibby|> precise: its not *that* bad 03:27 * JollyRgrs kicks down door 03:27 <+DrGibby|> :O 03:27 <+DrGibby|> oh shiy JollyRgrs is here 03:27 < precise> lol 03:27 < precise> I once found a rubber chicken hanged with cat5e cable at my desk 03:27 < precise> was funny af 03:28 < precise> full noose and everything 03:28 <+DrGibby|> !seen PrincessZoey 03:28 <+czarbomba> precise is surrounded by sneks with nothing but a fedora and an umbrella 03:28 < voidstar> precise, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rubber_duck_debugging 03:28 <@cryptic1> it was a message from your coworkers 03:28 <+DrGibby|> .seen PrincessZoey 03:28 <+layer-eight> PrincessZoey was last seen Parting from #reddit-sysadmin 5 weeks 3 days 2 hours 30 minutes 29 seconds ago. 03:28 < precise> cryptic1: It was, as a matter of fact 03:28 <+DrGibby|> :O 03:28 < precise> czarbomba: but but 03:28 <+DrGibby|> saying: 17:57:54 K, enjoy your sausage fest gentlemen. 03:28 * precise looks around for cameras 03:28 < Sousapro> It's JollyRgrs, my father’s brother’s nephew’s cousin’s former roommate. 03:29 <+czarbomba> what does that make you? 03:29 < Sousapro> Absolutely nothing 03:29 <+czarbomba> +++++++++++++ 03:30 <@JollyRgrs> well, he could techincally be his father's brother's nephew 03:30 <@JollyRgrs> so you could just remove that part 03:30 * czarbomba flings jollyrgrs into a locked theater with mel brooks films playing 24/7 03:30 < precise> rip 03:30 <+suttin> The quote you have submitted is: 03:30 <+suttin> Sousapro │ It's JollyRgrs, my father’s brother’s nephew’s cousin’s former roommate. 03:30 <+suttin> +czarbomba │ what does that make you? 03:30 <+suttin> Sousapro │ Absolutely nothing 03:30 <@precise> :D 03:30 <+czarbomba> suddenly the sneks retreat! 03:31 < Sousapro> Retreat 03:31 < Sousapro> Sssssss 03:31 <+MillerBOSS> DrGibby| 👉 You should have posted The Who conversation to the quotes website 03:31 <+czarbomba> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjVydVHeRxQ 03:31 <@precise> nice 03:31 <+layer-eight> YouTube ┃ Title ↠ Authority Zero - Retreat ! - With Lyrics ┃ Duration ↠ 4:50 ┃ Upload Date ↠ Sun Sep 12 23:45:16 UTC 2010 03:31 <+MillerBOSS> They fuck 03:31 <+DrGibby|> MillerBOSS: the what? 03:31 * MillerBOSS can't type right now 03:32 <@precise> but but 03:32 <@precise> u just did 03:32 <+MillerBOSS> s/The Who/the whole 03:32 <+layer-eight> MillerBOSS meant: "DrGibby| ðﾟﾑﾉ You should have posted the whole conversation to the quotes website" 03:32 <+czarbomba> that's the most bizarre autocorrect ever 03:32 <@precise> Just submit the past hour 03:32 <+MillerBOSS> Tell me about it 03:32 <+MillerBOSS> I am referring to the the sausage fest precise 03:32 <@precise> DrGibby|: Damn this guy in the Buick can drive 03:32 <+czarbomba> goddamnit millerboss were you involved with chasing zoey out 03:33 <+DrGibby|> precise: just wait man 03:33 * precise waits 03:33 <+MillerBOSS> Chase? 03:33 <+MillerBOSS> I wouldn't call it that 03:33 <+czarbomba> that's an affirmative\ 03:33 <+DrGibby|> he 50's but could have recovered 03:33 <+suttin> hey, does anyone have dash cam recomendtations? 03:33 <@precise> DrGibby|: ssshhh 03:33 <@precise> spoilers 03:34 <+DrGibby|> SPOILER: THEY CATCH HIM 03:34 <@precise> DrGibby|: well duh 03:34 <@precise> That's it? 03:35 <@precise> I was hoping he'd run in cuffs 03:35 <+DrGibby|> so far, ye 03:35 <@precise> She said it was an epic K9 chase 03:35 < Sneksapro> javascript:void(0) 03:35 <+DrGibby|> yup 03:35 <@precise> The dog didn't do shit 03:35 <+DrGibby|> heh 03:35 <@precise> besides bark 03:35 <+DrGibby|> I know 03:35 <@precise> I was expecting a fur missile 03:35 < Sneksapro> Damn it Google 03:35 < Sneksapro> Making shitposting difficult 03:35 <@precise> Sneksapro: right click, view image 03:35 <+DrGibby|> they needed to comment on his driving abilities 03:35 <@precise> DrGibby|: yeah 03:36 <@precise> DrGibby|: I own that car, fyi ;) 03:36 <@precise> 1999 Buick Century 03:36 <+DrGibby|> his car 03:36 <+DrGibby|> err 03:36 <+DrGibby|> shit car 03:36 <@JollyRgrs> i had a 97 lesabre 03:36 <@precise> JollyRgrs: Youve told me :) 03:36 <@precise> Good cars 03:36 <@JollyRgrs> but your century... is it that 3400? 03:36 <+DrGibby|> diggin' these short shorts 03:36 <@precise> Mercury engines are solid 03:36 <@precise> JollyRgrs: I believe so 03:36 <@JollyRgrs> 3800 or die MFer 03:37 * precise is clueless 03:37 <@precise> I know the make model and yaer 03:37 <@precise> >yaer 03:37 <@precise> wot 03:37 <@precise> pls dont hurt urself bb 03:37 <+MillerBOSS> D N S 03:37 <@precise> Damn 03:37 <@precise> nice 03:37 <@precise> sneks 03:37 <+DrGibby|> precise+++ 03:37 <+MillerBOSS> What does it stand for? 03:38 <@precise> Damn 03:38 <+suttin> n i c e 03:38 <@precise> Nice 03:38 <+suttin> i 03:38 <@precise> Sneks 03:38 <+suttin> c 03:38 <+suttin> e 03:38 <+suttin> fak 03:38 <@precise> get fak'd 03:38 <+DrGibby|> fuk u suttin 03:38 < JollyRgrs> DOPE NUGGETS of SNAKES 03:38 < JollyRgrs> snake nuggets are good 03:38 <+czarbomba> DAMN, NATURE SCARY 03:38 <+DrGibby|> DUMB NITWIT SYSADMINS 03:39 <@precise> DrGibby|: This homelss tranny is fucked up 03:39 <+czarbomba> drgibby never smiles 03:39 <@precise> u wanna see DrGibby| smile? 03:39 <+DrGibby|> NO 03:39 <@DrGibby|> :O 03:39 <+DrGibby|> :) 03:39 <@precise> u were supposed to smile 03:39 <@precise> oh 03:40 <@precise> there we go 03:40 <+DrGibby|> I don't deserve to +o 03:40 <@precise> Hello Hunterkll 03:40 <+DrGibby|> fuk u Hunterkll 03:40 <+czarbomba> u got five bucks hunterkll 03:40 <@precise> Hunterkll: How many gambling winnings have you won today 03:41 <@precise> lmao this guy DrGibby| 03:41 <@precise> >Excessive ammounts of porn? 03:41 <@precise> Yessir! 03:41 <+czarbomba> can we quantify "excessive" 03:41 <@precise> czarbomba: Like 20 issues of various porn mags 03:41 <@precise> in his car 03:41 <@precise> his car 03:42 <+czarbomba> i strongly disagree that 20 porno mags comprises excessive 03:42 <@precise> But in ur car 03:42 * czarbomba runs down to the garage and starts shifting things around 03:42 < Adagio> precise: guy's gotta have some company on the road. 03:42 <@precise> He had a friend tho 03:43 <@precise> Does anyone have a good ingredients list for a dope bookshelf? 03:43 <+DrGibby|> "you gonna search that?" Was the best quote out of that search precise 03:44 <@precise> DrGibby|: lol 03:45 <+MillerBOSS> ██████╗ ███╗ ██╗███████╗ 03:45 <+MillerBOSS> ██╔══██╗████╗ ██║██╔════╝ 03:45 <+MillerBOSS> ██║ ██║██╔██╗ ██║███████╗ 03:45 <+MillerBOSS> ██║ ██║██║╚██╗██║╚════██║ 03:45 <+MillerBOSS> ██████╔╝██║ ╚████║███████║ 03:45 <+MillerBOSS> ╚═════╝ ╚═╝ ╚═══╝╚══════╝ 03:45 <+suttin> lol 03:45 <+Church-> No 03:45 <@precise> fucking nice m8 03:45 <+DrGibby|> :O 03:45 <@precise> fucking 03:45 <@precise> nice 03:45 <+Church-> Fuck :P 03:45 < Disconsented> can you cunts stop with the flood? 03:45 <+Church-> Disconsented: Probably not. 03:45 <+DrGibby|> MillerBOSS+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ 03:45 <+Church-> Cunt 03:45 <+DrGibby|> precise: its time 03:45 <@precise> Disconsented: More like Dickcontented 03:45 <+MillerBOSS> Aww Disconsented triggered 03:45 < Gibby> :) 03:45 <@precise> DrGibby|: Gibby ? 03:45 <@precise> Yesssss 03:45 < Gibby> indeed 03:46 <+czarbomba> probably not the most intelligent time to whine about shitchat when there is straight-up in-your-face shitopping happening 03:46 <+suttin> ██████╗ ███╗ ██╗███████╗ 03:46 <+Gibby> ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░ 03:46 <+Gibby> ░░░░░░░░░░░░▄▀▀▀▀▄░░░ 03:46 <+Gibby> ░░░░░░░░░░▄▀░░▄░▄░█░░ 03:46 <+Gibby> ░▄▄░░░░░▄▀░░░░▄▄▄▄█░░ 03:46 <+Gibby> █░░▀▄░▄▀░░░░░░░░░░█░░ 03:46 <+suttin> ██╔══██╗████╗ ██║██╔════╝ 03:46 <+suttin> ██║ ██║██╔██╗ ██║███████╗ 03:46 <+suttin> ██║ ██║██║╚██╗██║╚════██║ 03:46 <+suttin> ██████╔╝██║ ╚████║███████║ 03:46 <+Gibby> ░▀▄░░▀▄░░░░█░░░░░░█░░ 03:46 <+Gibby> ░░░▀▄░░▀░░░█░░░░░░█░░ 03:46 <+suttin> ╚═════╝ ╚═╝ ╚═══╝╚══════╝ 03:46 <+Gibby> ░░░▄▀░░░░░░█░░░░▄▀░░░ 03:46 <+Gibby> ░░░▀▄▀▄▄▀░░█▀░▄▀░░░░░ 03:46 <+Gibby> ░░░░░░░░█▀▀█▀▀░░░░░░░ 03:46 <+Gibby> ░░░░░░░░▀▀░▀▀░░░░░░░░ 03:46 <+suttin> lol 03:46 <+Gibby> ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░ 03:46 <+Gibby> ░░░░░░░░░░░░▄▀▀▀▀▄░░░ 03:46 <+Gibby> ░░░░░░░░░░▄▀░░▄░▄░█░░ 03:46 <+Gibby> ░▄▄░░░░░▄▀░░░░▄▄▄▄█░░ 03:46 <+Gibby> █░░▀▄░▄▀░░░░░░░░░░█░░ 03:46 <+Gibby> ░▀▄░░▀▄░░░░█░░░░░░█░░ 03:46 <+Gibby> ░░░▀▄░░▀░░░█░░░░░░█░░ 03:46 <+Gibby> ░░░▄▀░░░░░░█░░░░▄▀░░░ 03:46 <+Gibby> ░░░▀▄▀▄▄▀░░█▀░▄▀░░░░░ 03:46 <+Gibby> ░░░░░░░░█▀▀█▀▀░░░░░░░ 03:46 <+Gibby> ░░░░░░░░▀▀░▀▀░░░░░░░░ 03:46 <+suttin> ██████╗ ███╗ ██╗███████╗ 03:46 <+suttin> ██╔══██╗████╗ ██║██╔════╝ 03:46 <+suttin> ██║ ██║██╔██╗ ██║███████╗ 03:46 <+suttin> ██║ ██║██║╚██╗██║╚════██║ 03:46 <+suttin> ██████╔╝██║ ╚████║███████║ 03:46 <+suttin> ╚═════╝ ╚═╝ ╚═══╝╚══════╝ 03:46 <+czarbomba> \o/ 03:46 <+czarbomba> stop piggybacking suttin 03:47 <+suttin> i do what i want 03:47 <+DrGibby|> hey Disconsented^^ 03:51 <+MillerBOSS> ██████╗██████╗ ██╗ ██╗██████╗ ████████╗██╗ ██████╗ ██╗ 03:51 <+MillerBOSS> ██╔════╝██╔══██╗╚██╗ ██╔╝██╔══██╗╚══██╔══╝██║██╔════╝███║ 03:51 <+MillerBOSS> ██║ ██████╔╝ ╚████╔╝ ██████╔╝ ██║ ██║██║ ╚██║ 03:51 <+MillerBOSS> ██║ ██╔══██╗ ╚██╔╝ ██╔═══╝ ██║ ██║██║ ██║ 03:51 <+MillerBOSS> ╚██████╗██║ ██║ ██║ ██║ ██║ ██║╚██████╗ ██║ 03:51 <+MillerBOSS> ╚═════╝╚═╝ ╚═╝ ╚═╝ ╚═╝ ╚═╝ ╚═╝ ╚═════╝ ╚═╝ 03:51 <+MillerBOSS> 03:52 <+MillerBOSS> Does that even display properly? My client can't handle the spaces proerply 03:52 <+DrGibby|> it displays perfectly 03:52 <+MillerBOSS> https://millerboss.com/x/Screen-Shot-2018-04-27-20-52-29-Bg.png How do I fix it on my end? 03:53 <+DrGibby|> you have extra padding between lines 03:53 <+DrGibby|> so, remove that 03:53 <+MillerBOSS> Irccloud does the same. 03:53 <+MillerBOSS> So quiet with +m 03:53 <+MillerBOSS> :P 03:53 <+DrGibby|> yeah 03:53 <+DrGibby|> kinda nice 03:53 <+suttin> _ ____ _ ______ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ __ __ 03:53 <+suttin> / \ / ___|| |/ / ___| | | | | | | / \ | | | | \ \ / / 03:53 <+suttin> / _ \ \___ \| ' / | | |_| | | | |/ _ \ | | | | \ V / 03:53 <+suttin> / ___ \ ___) | . \ |___| _ | |_| / ___ \| |___| |___| | 03:53 <+suttin> /_/ \_\____/|_|\_\____|_| |_|\___/_/ \_\_____|_____|_| 03:53 <+suttin> 03:54 <+DrGibby|> https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/HPBxll6o/Screen%20Shot%202018-04-27%20at%208.53.33%20PM.png 03:54 <+MillerBOSS> NICE! 03:54 <+MillerBOSS> Too bad it doesn't ping him at the same time 03:55 <+MillerBOSS> Irccloud https://millerboss.com/x/Screen-Shot-2018-04-27-20-54-53-ck.png 03:55 <+MillerBOSS> (▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿) 03:55 <+DrGibby|> check your zooming 03:55 <+MillerBOSS> ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 03:55 <+suttin> here we go 03:55 <+suttin> █████╗ ███████╗██╗ ██╗ ██████╗██╗ ██╗██╗ ██╗ █████╗ ██╗ ██╗ ██╗ ██╗ 03:55 <+suttin> ██╔══██╗██╔════╝██║ ██╔╝██╔════╝██║ ██║██║ ██║██╔══██╗██║ ██║ ╚██╗ ██╔╝ 03:55 <+suttin> ███████║███████╗█████╔╝ ██║ ███████║██║ ██║███████║██║ ██║ ╚████╔╝ 03:55 <+suttin> ██╔══██║╚════██║██╔═██╗ ██║ ██╔══██║██║ ██║██╔══██║██║ ██║ ╚██╔╝ 03:55 <+suttin> ██║ ██║███████║██║ ██╗╚██████╗██║ ██║╚██████╔╝██║ ██║███████╗███████╗██║ 03:55 <+suttin> ╚═╝ ╚═╝╚══════╝╚═╝ ╚═╝ ╚═════╝╚═╝ ╚═╝ ╚═════╝ ╚═╝ ╚═╝╚══════╝╚══════╝╚═╝ 03:55 <+DrGibby|> suttin+++ 03:55 <+suttin> inb4 ban 03:55 <+suttin> _____ _____ _____ _____ _____ _____ _____ _____ _____ _____ 03:55 <+suttin> /\ \ /\ \ /\ \ /\ \ /\ \ /\ \ /\ \ /\ \ /\ \ |\ \ 03:55 <+suttin> /::\ \ /::\ \ /::\____\ /::\ \ /::\____\ /::\____\ /::\ \ /::\____\ /::\____\ |:\____\ 03:55 <+suttin> /::::\ \ /::::\ \ /:::/ / /::::\ \ /:::/ / /:::/ / /::::\ \ /:::/ / /:::/ / |::| | 03:55 <+suttin> /::::::\ \ /::::::\ \ /:::/ / /::::::\ \ /:::/ / /:::/ / /::::::\ \ /:::/ / /:::/ / |::| | 03:55 <+suttin> /:::/\:::\ \ /:::/\:::\ \ /:::/ / /:::/\:::\ \ /:::/ / /:::/ / /:::/\:::\ \ /:::/ / /:::/ / |::| | 03:55 <+suttin> /:::/__\:::\ \ /:::/__\:::\ \ /:::/____/ /:::/ \:::\ \ /:::/____/ /:::/ / /:::/__\:::\ \ /:::/ / /:::/ / |::| | 03:55 <+suttin> /::::\ \:::\ \ \:::\ \:::\ \ /::::\ \ /:::/ \:::\ \ /::::\ \ /:::/ / /::::\ \:::\ \ /:::/ / /:::/ / |::| | 03:55 <+suttin> /::::::\ \:::\ \ ___\:::\ \:::\ \ /::::::\____\________ /:::/ / \:::\ \ /::::::\ \ _____ /:::/ / _____ /::::::\ \:::\ \ /:::/ / /:::/ / |::|___|______ 03:55 <+suttin> /:::/\:::\ \:::\ \ /\ \:::\ \:::\ \ /:::/\:::::::::::\ \ /:::/ / \:::\ \ /:::/\:::\ \ /\ \ /:::/____/ /\ \ /:::/\:::\ \:::\ \ /:::/ / /:::/ / /::::::::\ \ 03:55 <+suttin> /:::/ \:::\ \:::\____\/::\ \:::\ \:::\____\/:::/ |:::::::::::\____\/:::/____/ \:::\____\/:::/ \:::\ /::\____\|:::| / /::\____\/:::/ \:::\ \:::\____\/:::/____/ /:::/____/ /::::::::::\____\ 03:55 <+suttin> \::/ \:::\ /:::/ /\:::\ \:::\ \::/ /\::/ |::|~~~|~~~~~ \:::\ \ \::/ /\::/ \:::\ /:::/ /|:::|____\ /:::/ /\::/ \:::\ /:::/ /\:::\ \ \:::\ \ /:::/~~~~/~~ 03:55 <+suttin> \/____/ \:::\/:::/ / \:::\ \:::\ \/____/ \/____|::| | \:::\ \ \/____/ \/____/ \:::\/:::/ / \:::\ \ /:::/ / \/____/ \:::\/:::/ / \:::\ \ \:::\ \ /:::/ / 03:55 <+suttin> \::::::/ / \:::\ \:::\ \ |::| | \:::\ \ \::::::/ / \:::\ \ /:::/ / \::::::/ / \:::\ \ \:::\ \ /:::/ / 03:55 <+suttin> \::::/ / \:::\ \:::\____\ |::| | \:::\ \ \::::/ / \:::\ /:::/ / \::::/ / \:::\ \ \:::\ \ /:::/ / 03:55 <+suttin> /:::/ / \:::\ /:::/ / |::| | \:::\ \ /:::/ / \:::\__/:::/ / /:::/ / \:::\ \ \:::\ \ \::/ / 03:55 <+suttin> /:::/ / \:::\/:::/ / |::| | \:::\ \ /:::/ / \::::::::/ / /:::/ / \:::\ \ \:::\ \ \/____/ 03:55 <+suttin> /:::/ / \::::::/ / |::| | \:::\ \ /:::/ / \::::::/ / /:::/ / \:::\ \ \:::\ \ 03:55 <+suttin> /:::/ / \::::/ / \::| | \:::\____\ /:::/ / \::::/ / /:::/ / \:::\____\ \:::\____\ 03:55 <+suttin> \::/ / \::/ / \:| | \::/ / \::/ / \::/____/ \::/ / \::/ / \::/ / 03:56 <+suttin> \/____/ \/____/ \|___| \/____/ \/____/ ~~ \/____/ \/____/ \/____/ 03:56 <+suttin> 03:56 <+suttin> lol 03:56 <+DrGibby|> jesus 03:56 <+suttin> might have to zoom out the font 03:56 <+MillerBOSS> No zoom https://shit.farm.millerboss.com/x/Screen-Shot-2018-04-27-20-56-10-oR.png 03:56 <+DrGibby|> yeah, by a mile 03:56 <+precise> yay 03:57 <+precise> Introducing #livepd, a place where fellow degenerates can get drunk and discuss livepd 03:57 <+DrGibby|> ^^ 03:58 <+suttin> we hsould probably -m 03:58 <+suttin> https://imgur.com/a/x20pXOX 03:58 <+suttin> also lul 03:58 <+MillerBOSS> _ _ 03:58 <+MillerBOSS> , /_ . -/- ,_ _,_ , -/- . ,__, __ /) _,_ ,_ // _,_ // 03:58 <+MillerBOSS> _/_)__/ (__/__/_ _/_)__(_/ _/_)__/_ _/__/ / (__(_/_ _//__(_/ _/ (_ _(/__(_/ _(/__/)_ 03:58 <+MillerBOSS> / _/_ _/ _/_ 03:58 <+MillerBOSS> / (/ /) (/ 03:58 <+czarbomba> figlet is nearly 30 years old now and y'alls irc clients still can't handle it 03:58 <+MillerBOSS> ` 03:58 <+DrGibby|> I use gay 03:58 <+suttin> precise: chan is still +m 03:58 <+DrGibby|> NinjaStyle: +v Gibby 03:58 <+suttin> fix it 03:58 <+precise> suttin: I was deoped 03:59 <+precise> cryptic1: 03:59 <+suttin> after Gibby 03:59 <+precise> por favor 03:59 <+DrGibby|> :( 03:59 <+MillerBOSS> Ops are busy 03:59 <+DrGibby|> making lootboxes 03:59 <+precise> lmao 03:59 <+MillerBOSS> They are busy shitposting in #reddit-sysadmin-ops 03:59 <+suttin> ██████╗ ██████╗ ███████╗ █████╗ ██████╗ ███████╗ ██╗ █████╗ ███╗ ███╗███████╗ 03:59 <+suttin> ██╔═══██╗██╔══██╗██╔════╝ ██╔══██╗██╔══██╗██╔════╝ ██║ ██╔══██╗████╗ ████║██╔════╝ 03:59 <+suttin> ██║ ██║██████╔╝███████╗ ███████║██████╔╝█████╗ ██║ ███████║██╔████╔██║█████╗ 03:59 <+suttin> ██║ ██║██╔═══╝ ╚════██║ ██╔══██║██╔══██╗██╔══╝ ██║ ██╔══██║██║╚██╔╝██║██╔══╝ 03:59 <+suttin> ╚██████╔╝██║ ███████║ ██║ ██║██║ ██║███████╗ ███████╗██║ ██║██║ ╚═╝ ██║███████╗ 03:59 <+suttin> ╚═════╝ ╚═╝ ╚══════╝ ╚═╝ ╚═╝╚═╝ ╚═╝╚══════╝ ╚══════╝╚═╝ ╚═╝╚═╝ ╚═╝╚══════╝ 03:59 <+suttin> 03:59 <+suttin> imma get a timeout for sure tonight 03:59 <+precise> Disconsented: WHERE ARE YOUR GODS NOW!?!?! 03:59 <+MillerBOSS> lmao 04:00 <+Gibby> _ _ _ 04:00 <+Gibby> ___ _ __ _ _ _ __ | |_(_) ___/ | 04:00 <+Gibby> / __| '__| | | | '_ \| __| |/ __| | 04:00 <+Gibby> | (__| | | |_| | |_) | |_| | (__| | 04:00 <+Gibby> \___|_| \__, | .__/ \__|_|\___|_| 04:00 <+Gibby> |___/|_| 04:00 <+suttin> Gibby+++++ 04:00 <+czarbomba> hey disconsented we'll give you +v if you promise to paste your erotic deadpool fanfic 04:00 <+precise> lmfao 04:00 <+precise> remember 04:00 <+precise> CTRL K 04:01 <+DrGibby|> k, I can do a really long shitty flood if you guys promise not to interrupt 04:01 <+precise> DrGibby|: So here's the thing 04:01 * czarbomba hands off 04:01 <+precise> I can't save u 04:01 <+suttin> DrGibby|: http://quotes.rsysadmin.net/?queue 04:01 <+precise> when u get fucked 04:01 <+precise> go ahead tho 04:01 * DrGibby| shrugs 04:01 <+DrGibby|> kk hold pls 04:01 <+czarbomba> i think drgibby is immune to the ircops 04:01 <+precise> EVERYONE QUIET 04:02 <+suttin> shhhhhhhh 04:02 <+precise> QUIET 04:02 <+precise> !!! 04:02 <+Gibby> CCCCCCCCCC 04:02 <+Gibby> CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC 04:02 <+Gibby> CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC 04:02 <+Gibby> CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC 04:02 <+Gibby> CCCCCCCC CCCCCCC 04:02 <+czarbomba> lolololol 04:02 <+precise> hahahahahahahaa 04:02 <+DrGibby|> lolwhoops 04:02 <+DrGibby|> uhh 04:02 <+czarbomba> nearly fell the fuck out of my chair 04:02 <+MillerBOSS> That was pretty 04:02 <+DrGibby|> forgot to turn on rate limiting 04:02 <+precise> DrGibby|: is Gibby bant? 04:03 <+DrGibby|> nah 04:03 <+precise> QUIET 04:03 * precise maximises his IRC client 04:03 <+DrGibby|> ain't going to happen 04:03 <+DrGibby|> soz 04:04 <+precise> awww 04:04 * precise msgs freenode staff 04:04 <+precise> "por favor" 04:04 <+DrGibby|> "we liek 2 flod on fri/sat pls allow" 04:05 <+MillerBOSS> ██╗███████╗ ██╗████████╗ ███████╗██████╗ ██╗██████╗ █████╗ ██╗ ██╗ 04:05 <+MillerBOSS> ██║██╔════╝ ██║╚══██╔══╝ ██╔════╝██╔══██╗██║██╔══██╗██╔══██╗╚██╗ ██╔╝ 04:05 <+MillerBOSS> ██║███████╗ ██║ ██║ █████╗ ██████╔╝██║██║ ██║███████║ ╚████╔╝ 04:05 <+MillerBOSS> ██║╚════██║ ██║ ██║ ██╔══╝ ██╔══██╗██║██║ ██║██╔══██║ ╚██╔╝ 04:05 <+MillerBOSS> ██║███████║ ██║ ██║ ██║ ██║ ██║██║██████╔╝██║ ██║ ██║ 04:05 <+MillerBOSS> ╚═╝╚══════╝ ╚═╝ ╚═╝ ╚═╝ ╚═╝ ╚═╝╚═╝╚═════╝ ╚═╝ ╚═╝ ╚═╝ 04:05 <+MillerBOSS> 04:06 <+suttin> hi 04:06 <+Gibby> __ _______ ____ 04:06 <+Gibby> \ \ / / ____/ ___| 04:06 <+Gibby> \ V /| _| \___ \ 04:06 <+Gibby> | | | |___ ___) | 04:06 <+Gibby> |_| |_____|____/ 04:08 <+suttin> ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░ 04:08 <+suttin> ░░░░░░░░░░░░▄▀▀▀▀▄░░░ 04:08 <+suttin> ░░░░░░░░░░▄▀░░▄░▄░█░░ 04:08 <+suttin> ░▄▄░░░░░▄▀░░░░▄▄▄▄█░░ 04:08 <+suttin> █░░▀▄░▄▀░░░░░░░░░░█░░ 04:08 <+suttin> ░▀▄░░▀▄░░░░█░░░░░░█░░ 04:08 <+suttin> ░░░▀▄░░▀░░░█░░░░░░█░░ 04:08 <+suttin> ░░░▄▀░░░░░░█░░░░▄▀░░░ 04:08 <+suttin> ░░░▀▄▀▄▄▀░░█▀░▄▀░░░░░ 04:08 <+suttin> ░░░░░░░░█▀▀█▀▀░░░░░░░ 04:08 <+suttin> ░░░░░░░░▀▀░▀▀░░░░░░░░ 04:08 <+suttin> :D 04:10 <+precise> 0_0 04:10 <+precise> What even is an +m 04:10 <+precise> If +v * 04:10 <+czarbomba> +m is to keep the -v quiet 04:10 <+DrGibby|> so. many. +v's. 04:10 <+czarbomba> the untermenschen 04:11 <+precise> :D 04:11 <+precise> fredopasta!!!! 04:11 <+precise> bru 04:11 <+precise> get in here 04:11 <+Gibby> ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░ 04:11 <+Gibby> ░░░░░░░░░░░░▄▀▀▀▀▄░░░ 04:11 <+Gibby> ░░░░░░░░░░▄▀░░▄░▄░█░░ 04:11 <+Gibby> ░▄▄░░░░░▄▀░░░░▄▄▄▄█░░ 04:11 <+Gibby> █░░▀▄░▄▀░░░░░░░░░░█░░ 04:11 <+Gibby> ░▀▄░░▀▄░░░░█░░░░░░█░░ 04:11 <+Gibby> ░░░▀▄░░▀░░░█░░░░░░█░░ 04:11 <+Gibby> ░░░▄▀░░░░░░█░░░░▄▀░░░ 04:11 <+Gibby> ░░░▀▄▀▄▄▀░░█▀░▄▀░░░░░ 04:11 <+Gibby> ░░░░░░░░█▀▀█▀▀░░░░░░░ 04:11 <+Gibby> ░░░░░░░░▀▀░▀▀░░░░░░░░ 04:11 <+fredopasta> Who what 04:11 <+fredopasta> Penis 04:12 * fredopasta is with family 04:12 <+DrGibby|> DICKBUTT 04:12 <+MillerBOSS> This is like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMQADg1Dp9g 04:12 <+layer-eight> YouTube ┃ Title ↠ Kindergarten Cop (1990) - Shut Up! Scene (4/10) | Movieclips ┃ Duration ↠ 2:48 ┃ Upload Date ↠ Tue Aug 01 04:12:10 UTC 2017 04:12 <+MillerBOSS> Ha ha 04:13 <+DrGibby|> r-s is in fucking shambles tonight 04:13 <+MillerBOSS> No its not 04:13 <+MillerBOSS> This is normal 04:13 <+precise> normie 04:13 <+Sneksapro> https://pics.me.me/cut-my-leash-into-pieces-this-is-my-bestest-bork-32435201.png 04:14 <+precise> lmfao 04:14 <+MillerBOSS> ██████╗ ███████╗███╗ ██╗██╗███████╗ 04:14 <+MillerBOSS> ██╔══██╗██╔════╝████╗ ██║██║██╔════╝ 04:14 <+MillerBOSS> ██████╔╝█████╗ ██╔██╗ ██║██║███████╗ 04:14 <+MillerBOSS> ██╔═══╝ ██╔══╝ ██║╚██╗██║██║╚════██║ 04:14 <+MillerBOSS> ██║ ███████╗██║ ╚████║██║███████║ 04:14 <+MillerBOSS> ╚═╝ ╚══════╝╚═╝ ╚═══╝╚═╝╚══════╝ 04:14 <+MillerBOSS> 04:14 <+MillerBOSS> ██╗ ██╗ █████╗ ██████╗ ██╗███╗ ██╗ █████╗ 04:14 <+MillerBOSS> ██║ ██║██╔══██╗██╔════╝ ██║████╗ ██║██╔══██╗ 04:14 <+MillerBOSS> ██║ ██║███████║██║ ███╗██║██╔██╗ ██║███████║ 04:14 <+MillerBOSS> ╚██╗ ██╔╝██╔══██║██║ ██║██║██║╚██╗██║██╔══██║ 04:14 <+MillerBOSS> ╚████╔╝ ██║ ██║╚██████╔╝██║██║ ╚████║██║ ██║ 04:14 <+MillerBOSS> ╚═══╝ ╚═╝ ╚═╝ ╚═════╝ ╚═╝╚═╝ ╚═══╝╚═╝ ╚═╝ 04:14 <+precise> I just 04:14 <+DrGibby|> came? 04:14 <+precise> cant 04:14 <+precise> even 04:14 <+suttin> oh god 04:14 <+precise> literally 04:14 <+czarbomba> https://youtu.be/7XyfYc0bfB4?t=29s 04:14 <+layer-eight> YouTube ┃ Title ↠ who is your daddy and what does he do? ┃ Duration ↠ 34s ┃ Upload Date ↠ Sat May 08 01:27:52 UTC 2010 04:15 <+Sousapro> precise: please drink additional Scotch so you can even 04:15 <+Sousapro> DTN 04:15 <+precise> Sousapro: I have none! 04:15 <+precise> Send help 04:15 <+MillerBOSS> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_FRWUPcR7Y 04:15 <+precise> or nudes 04:15 <+layer-eight> YouTube ┃ Title ↠ Kindergarten Cop (1990) - It's Not a Tumor! Scene (6/10) | Movieclips ┃ Duration ↠ 56s ┃ Upload Date ↠ Tue Aug 01 04:12:21 UTC 2017 04:15 <+Gibby> ____ _____ _ _ 04:15 <+Gibby> | _ \_ _| \ | | 04:15 <+Gibby> | | | || | | \| | 04:15 <+Gibby> | |_| || | | |\ | 04:15 <+Gibby> |____/ |_| |_| \_| 04:15 <+Sousapro> precise: 30/m/server room 04:16 <+DrGibby|> 18/f/cali 04:16 <+precise> 21/helo/Bahrain 04:16 <+MillerBOSS> ██████╗ ██████╗ ████████╗██╗ ██╗███████╗ ███╗ ██╗███████╗███████╗██████╗ ███████╗██╗ ██╗██╗ 04:16 <+MillerBOSS> ██╔══██╗██╔═══██╗ ╚══██╔══╝██║ ██║██╔════╝ ████╗ ██║██╔════╝██╔════╝██╔══██╗██╔════╝██║ ██║██║ 04:16 <+MillerBOSS> ██║ ██║██║ ██║ ██║ ███████║█████╗ ██╔██╗ ██║█████╗ █████╗ ██║ ██║█████╗ ██║ ██║██║ 04:16 <+MillerBOSS> ██║ ██║██║ ██║ ██║ ██╔══██║██╔══╝ ██║╚██╗██║██╔══╝ ██╔══╝ ██║ ██║██╔══╝ ██║ ██║██║ 04:16 <+MillerBOSS> ██████╔╝╚██████╔╝ ██║ ██║ ██║███████╗ ██║ ╚████║███████╗███████╗██████╔╝██║ ╚██████╔╝███████╗ 04:16 <+MillerBOSS> ╚═════╝ ╚═════╝ ╚═╝ ╚═╝ ╚═╝╚══════╝ ╚═╝ ╚═══╝╚══════╝╚══════╝╚═════╝ ╚═╝ ╚═════╝ ╚══════╝ 04:16 <+czarbomba> same scene :D 04:16 <+MillerBOSS> 04:16 <+Sousapro> I'm into precise 04:16 <+Sousapro> Hot sticky loads 04:16 <+Gibby> hold onTO YOUR HATS TODAY IS 04:16 <+Gibby> .yt FIRDAY 04:16 <+Gibby> .YT FRIDAY 04:16 <+Gibby> .YT FRIDAY 04:16 <+Gibby> YTFRIDAYMATHAFAKKAAAAAAAAAA 04:16 <+czarbomba> i think i need an adult again 04:16 <+Gibby> the graph dont lie cunt 04:16 <+Gibby> [┌∩┐ ┌∩┐ ┌∩┐┌∩┐ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ ┌∩┐┌∩┐ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ ᶠᶸᶜᵏ♥ᵧₒᵤ ╭∩╮] 04:16 <+layer-eight> YouTube Rebecca Black - Friday - https://youtu.be/kfVsfOSbJY0 04:16 <+Gibby> ┌∩┐ 04:16 <+layer-eight> YouTube Rebecca Black - Friday - https://youtu.be/kfVsfOSbJY0 04:16 <+MillerBOSS> Into? How far in? 04:16 <+layer-eight> YouTube Rebecca Black - Friday - https://youtu.be/kfVsfOSbJY0 04:16 <+Sousapro> https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Napalm 04:17 <+MillerBOSS> lmao 04:17 <+MillerBOSS> Had on to your hats 04:17 <+Gibby> DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS 04:17 <+czarbomba> millerboss the 'who is your daddy' line is literally seconds after the "it's not a tumor" line 04:17 <+Gibby> DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS 04:17 <+Gibby> DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS 04:17 <+Gibby> DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS 04:17 <+Gibby> DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS 04:17 <+Gibby> DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS 04:17 <+czarbomba> the whole scene is predicated on the game of the same name 04:17 <+MillerBOSS> Oh, my bad czarbomba 04:17 <+Sousapro> Paging JollyRgrs 04:17 <+MillerBOSS> No Sousapro 04:17 <+precise> damn Gibby 04:17 * MillerBOSS slaps Sousapro hands 04:17 <+Sousapro> You left your donger raised in aisle 3 04:17 <+czarbomba> heh no worries. it's just funny how the two most memorable lines of that movie are from the same 10 seconds of footage 04:17 <+Gibby> Well then get your shit together, get it all together and put it in a back pack, all your shit, so its together. And if you gotta take it some where, take it somewhere, you know, take it to the shit store and sell it, or put it in the shit museum. I don't care what you do, you just gotta get it together. Get your shit together. 04:18 <+MillerBOSS> Leave the ops alone in #reddit-sysadmin-ops 04:18 <+Sousapro> Your shit belongs in a museum 04:18 <+MillerBOSS> They are busy shitposting 04:18 <+DrGibby|> they're shitpost-- 04:18 <+Sousapro> ++ 04:18 <+DrGibby|> dammit MillerBOSS 04:18 <+precise> S H I T P O S T I N G 04:18 <+precise> H 04:18 <+precise> I 04:18 <+precise> T 04:18 <+MillerBOSS> Well typ faster 04:18 <+precise> P 04:18 <+precise> O 04:18 <+precise> S 04:18 <+precise> T 04:18 <+precise> I 04:18 <+precise> N 04:18 <+precise> G 04:18 <+precise> heh 04:18 * MillerBOSS hides 04:18 <+precise> lol 04:19 < czarbomba> rude af 04:19 < MillerBOSS> Its not over till the fat lady sings 04:19 < DrGibby|> cryptic1: get back to work 04:19 < precise> MillerBOSS: pls summon ravioli 04:19 <@cryptic1> D: 04:19 < sousa|Ragnarok> I could be transgender if it will end this 04:19 < precise> cryptic1: :) 04:19 < MillerBOSS> Why would you want that precise ? 04:19 < DrGibby|> cryptic1: can I have +v pls 04:20 < MillerBOSS> All I need to do is +o all 04:20 < precise> MillerBOSS: We need the fat lady to sing 04:20 < precise> This all started with one thing 04:20 < suttin> awww fuc 04:20 * MillerBOSS waits to be set mode +o 04:20 < Sousapro> cryptic1 won't give you the +o because he's been by your mom's place tonight 04:20 < suttin> why did you take away our fun cryptic1 04:20 < Sousapro> Too much shit 04:21 < MillerBOSS> Ready cryptic1 04:21 < precise> One line: 20:26 mode/#reddit-sysadmin (+o precise) by ChanServ 04:21 < Sousapro> Not enough posting 04:21 < Sousapro> Pls confirm, cryptic1 04:21 < precise> brb 04:21 < DrGibby|> !submit op-request 04:22 < DrGibby|> r-s is in fucking shambles tonight 04:22 < MillerBOSS> It is now 04:22 * MillerBOSS looks at cryptic1 04:22 * DrGibby| glares are cryptic1 04:22 < DrGibby|> s/are/at 04:23 * precise hugs cryptic1 04:23 * DrGibby| hands cryptic1 a beer 04:23 < DrGibby|> realtalk: hey cryptic1? 04:24 < MillerBOSS> Wtf how do you not have +k on #reddit-sysadmin-ops ? 04:25 < MillerBOSS> I am now banned from #reddit-sysadmin-ops 04:25 < MillerBOSS> Everyone flood join #reddit-sysadmin-ops 04:25 < MillerBOSS> Ha ha ;) 04:26 < DrGibby|> I have been banned :( 04:26 < Church-> Heh 04:26 < MillerBOSS> Yup 04:26 < precise> DrGibby|: from what? 04:26 < MillerBOSS> Keep em busy over there 04:26 < precise> Also 04:26 < MillerBOSS> /j #reddit-sysadmin-ops 04:26 < precise> I have like 3 chans flaming me for Nick spamming 04:26 < DrGibby|> precise: #reddit-sysadmnin-ops 04:26 < MillerBOSS> Tell em to fuck off precise 04:27 < MillerBOSS> People get butthurt over the stupidest things 04:27 < DrGibby|> lol 04:27 < precise> MillerBOSS: Done 04:28 < MillerBOSS> Good job precise 04:28 < MillerBOSS> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bZkp7q19f0 04:29 <+layer-eight> YouTube ┃ Title ↠ PSY - GANGNAM STYLE(강남스타일) M/V ┃ Duration ↠ 4:13 ┃ Upload Date ↠ Sun Jul 15 14:46:32 UTC 2012 04:29 < suttin> yeah precise stop flooding nick changes 04:29 < precise> Fuck u 04:29 <+precise> This same guy hit me up in two channels 04:29 <+precise> Psi-Jack 04:29 < suttin> i saw ##linux 04:29 < suttin> what was the other 04:30 <+precise> ##aws 04:30 <+precise> and #centos 04:30 < suttin> lol 04:30 < DrGibby|> heh 04:30 < MillerBOSS> People rather bitch than have fun on a FRiDAY night on IRC 04:30 < MillerBOSS> Not us!! 04:30 <+precise> If I can idle in #freenode and nick change and not get yelled at 04:30 < MillerBOSS> HEYYYYYY SEXY LADAY 04:30 < suttin> ive been meaning to start a personal project 04:30 < suttin> but irc 04:30 <+precise> Those neckbeards can fuck right off 04:30 < DrGibby|> FRIDAY FRIDAY GOTTA GET DOWN ON FRIDAY 04:30 < suttin> .yt friday 04:30 <+layer-eight> YouTube Rebecca Black - Friday - https://youtu.be/kfVsfOSbJY0 04:30 < suttin> :D 04:30 < DrGibby|> .YT FRIDAY 04:31 <+layer-eight> YouTube Rebecca Black - Friday - https://youtu.be/kfVsfOSbJY0 04:32 <+precise> suttin: Psi-Jack is now in #centos 04:32 <+precise> ... 04:34 <+precise> Seriously, has nothing better to do than bitch at people for nick changing on freenode 04:34 <+precise> on a Friday night 04:34 <+precise> The chans he is in aren't even active 04:35 < DrGibby|> bunch of neckbeards man 04:36 < MillerBOSS> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQ6zr6kCPj8 04:36 <+layer-eight> YouTube ┃ Title ↠ LMFAO - Party Rock Anthem ft. Lauren Bennett, GoonRock ┃ Duration ↠ 6:16 ┃ Upload Date ↠ Wed Mar 09 13:02:38 UTC 2011 04:39 <+precise> Wow 04:39 <+precise> Psi-Jack: Are you following me? 04:39 < MillerBOSS> HEY Psi-Jack !!!!!1 04:39 < MillerBOSS> HEY Psi-Jack !!!!!1 04:39 < MillerBOSS> HEY Psi-Jack !!!!!1 04:39 < MillerBOSS> HI!! 04:39 <+precise> Fucking neckbeard mang 04:39 < DrGibby|> HEY PSI-JACK !!!!!1 04:39 < DrGibby|> HEY PSI-JACK !!!!!1 04:39 < DrGibby|> HEY PSI-JACK !!!!!1 04:39 < DrGibby|> HEY PSI-JACK !!!!!1 04:39 <+precise> But whyh 04:39 < DrGibby|> more like psi-cunt 04:40 <+precise> Why would you spend your friday night stalking me? 04:40 < DrGibby|> amirite? 04:40 <+precise> urite 04:40 < DrGibby|> alwaysrite 04:42 < DrGibby|> I just burped and it triggered my google home 04:42 <+precise> lol 04:42 <+precise> Google knows 04:43 < DrGibby|> IT KNOWS 04:43 < MillerBOSS> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyx6JDQCslE 04:43 <+layer-eight> YouTube ┃ Title ↠ LMFAO - Sexy and I Know It ┃ Duration ↠ 3:24 ┃ Upload Date ↠ Fri Sep 16 14:00:00 UTC 2011 04:43 < MillerBOSS> YEAHhh 04:44 < DrGibby|> are you really fearless? 04:44 <+precise> lol 04:45 < DrGibby|> I'll take that as a no 04:47 <+precise> bye 04:47 < Casteil> lol @ Aggretsuko on netflix 04:50 < Psi-Jack> Oh, precise. Mass nick changing in large channels is bad. :) 04:50 < suttin> YEAH PRECISE 04:50 < suttin> WTF 04:51 < DrGibby|> Psi-Jack: stop being a sperg nickbeard 04:52 < DrGibby|> s/nickbeard/neckbeard 04:52 <+layer-eight> DrGibby| meant: "Psi-Jack: stop being a sperg neckbeard" 04:52 <+precise> Wow 04:52 <+precise> He's back 04:52 < DrGibby|> but nickbeard works too all things considered 04:52 <+precise> lol 04:52 <+precise> Psi-Jack: Why you doin this? 04:53 < suttin> cus I asked him 04:53 <+precise> suttin: wot 04:53 < Psi-Jack> precise: Better question. Why are you on some kind of crazed man's rampage going all ape shit bat crazy over it? LOL 04:53 <+precise> I'm not 04:53 < suttin> 21:34:52 freenode -- │ MSG(Psi-Jack): you should join #reddit-sysadmin and tell precise to stop nick changing :P 04:53 <+precise> suttin: lol fuck u 04:53 < Psi-Jack> precise: Calm the hell down. :) 04:53 < suttin> :) 04:54 <+precise> Psi-Jack: -_- 04:55 < Psi-Jack> Calling me a neckbeard, getting all hussy fussy over something you yourself did? 04:55 < Psi-Jack> heh 04:55 < StillNotGibby> i bet Psi-Jack likes systemd 04:55 < Psi-Jack> Of course I do. 04:55 < StillNotGibby> says a lot 04:56 <+precise> If I can idle in #freenode and "nick flood" and not get yelled at, you can fuck right off. 04:56 < MillerBOSS> lol 04:56 <+precise> ;) 04:56 < MillerBOSS> There it is 04:56 < MillerBOSS> FUCK RIGHT OFF PSI-JACK 04:56 <+precise> RIGHT 04:56 <+precise> OFF 04:56 < MillerBOSS> :D 04:56 < DrGibby|> folks, we found a supporter of systemd 04:57 < suttin> precise: you sound mad 04:57 < suttin> i like systemd 04:57 < Psi-Jack> It does actually. I can actually set things to auto-restart, setup timers that email when they fail without writing excessive logic to make it happen, make service units that depend on very specific mounts before they themselves start with the potential case of failing because of race conditions of mounting. 04:57 <+precise> suttin: not mad 04:57 < Psi-Jack> Etc. :) 04:57 <+precise> slightly drunk 04:57 * DrGibby| bants suttin 04:57 <+precise> cryptic1: pls dtn 04:57 < DrGibby|> yes 04:57 < DrGibby|> I NEED AN ADULT 04:58 <+precise> not that needful cryptic1 04:59 < DrGibby|> in true r-s ways +v was awarded to shitposters 04:59 <+precise> Yes 04:59 * DrGibby| eyes precise 05:00 <+precise> You aren't wrong lol 05:00 * DrGibby| eyefucks precise with tweezers 05:00 <+precise> nuuuu 05:00 < DrGibby|> yaaaaaaaas 05:00 <+Psi-Jack> I've also just recently had fun upgrading my home ceph cluster, converting everything from Filestore+XFS to Bluestore, and today just re-did one of my hypervisors to pvemove an extent that was split with free space between the two parts, merged them together, reduced the pv, resized the partition down to it, and finally rolled out the recovered free space to use as a ceph cache-tier on SSD to overlay my ceph RBD pool. :) 05:01 < DrGibby|> literally no one cares 05:01 <+precise> k 05:01 < MillerBOSS> Psi-Jack knows his shit 05:01 < suttin> i like Psi-Jack better than you precise 05:01 <+precise> suttin: k 05:01 < MillerBOSS> precise 👉 what did you do? 05:01 < suttin> k 05:01 <+precise> MillerBOSS: "Nick Flooded"... I think 05:01 <+precise> I also told him to fuck off 05:02 < MillerBOSS> Sounds about right 05:02 <+precise> 22:26 < MillerBOSS> Tell em to fuck off precise 05:02 <+precise> ...lol 05:02 < MillerBOSS> 09:56:44 PM MillerBOSS FUCK RIGHT OFF PSI-JACK 05:02 < MillerBOSS> ...lol 05:03 < MillerBOSS> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNtTEibFvlQ 05:03 <+layer-eight> YouTube ┃ Title ↠ LMFAO - Shots ft. Lil Jon ┃ Duration ↠ 4:14 ┃ Upload Date ↠ Sat Dec 05 13:10:18 UTC 2009 05:03 <+Psi-Jack> But yeah. Definitely know my shit. :) 05:03 < DrGibby|> meh 05:03 <+precise> Psi-Jack: You remind me of rkeene 05:04 < DrGibby|> ugh 05:04 < MillerBOSS> precise 👉 people can still know their shit but I can still bitch about them bitching about "nick change flood" :P 05:04 < DrGibby|> reminds me more of rpifan 05:04 <+precise> lol 05:04 < MillerBOSS> Like I may hate your face precise but you are good in my book kind of thing 05:04 <+precise> poor rpifan 05:04 <+precise> I sorta liked em 05:04 <+precise> MillerBOSS: My face isn't real 05:05 < MillerBOSS> Well that explains it 05:05 < MillerBOSS> EVVVVERYYYYYBODY 05:06 <+precise> My shoulder just cracked and it woke up my cat 05:06 <+precise> 0_0 05:06 <+Psi-Jack> You shouldn't crack your shoulders. It wakes up your cat. 05:06 <+precise> It needs cracking 05:07 <+precise> I don't even do it on purpose 05:07 <+precise> :P 05:07 < The_Dv8or> whew… look at me, fixing vCenter permissions I almost completely fucked up 05:07 * precise fights down his third mule 05:07 <+precise> listen here you stubborn basterd 05:07 < The_Dv8or> Moscow mule? 05:08 <+precise> Yeah 05:08 < The_Dv8or> I serve a buncha those at my card game 05:08 <+precise> They are good 05:08 < DrGibby|> Psi-Jack: you're ruining the color pink for me 05:08 <+precise> And have a cool name 05:08 < DrGibby|> so, please stop talking 05:09 <+precise> Although, no drink will ever taste any better than a Bourbon and Ginger on a Southwest flight after vagabonding and waiting in an airport for 16 hrs straight 05:09 < DrGibby|> wait, everyone Psi-Jack is replying-- it'll take them 30 minutes but we'll get an e-novel on one will read 05:10 < DrGibby|> s/on/no 05:10 <+layer-eight> DrGibby| meant: "wait, everynoe Psi-Jack is replying-- it'll take them 30 minutes but we'll get an e-novel no noe will read" 05:10 < fredopasta> DEVELOPERSDEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS 05:10 < DrGibby|> s/DEVELOPERS/DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS/ 05:10 <+layer-eight> fredopasta meant: "DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERSDEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPE 05:10 < The_Dv8or> s/everynoe/everyone 05:10 <+layer-eight> DrGibby| meant: "wait, everyone Psi-Jack is replying-- it'll take them 30 minutes but we'll get an e-novel no noe will read" 05:10 <+precise> lmao 05:11 < The_Dv8or> s/DEVELOPERS/COCK 05:11 <+layer-eight> fredopasta meant: "COCK COCKCOCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK" 05:11 <+precise> s/COCK/snek 05:11 <+layer-eight> fredopasta meant: "snek sneksnek snek snek snek snek snek snek snek snek snek snek snek snek snek snek snek snek snek snek snek snek snek snek snek snek snek snek snek snek snek snek snek snek snek" 05:11 < DrGibby|> s/COCK/COCK COCK COCK/ 05:11 <+precise> s/ /s 05:11 <+layer-eight> fredopasta meant: "snekssneksnekssnekssnekssnekssnekssnekssnekssnekssnekssnekssnekssnekssnekssnekssnekssnekssnekssnekssnekssnekssnekssnekssnekssnekssnekssnekssnekssnekssnekssnekssnekssnekssnekssnek" 05:11 <+precise> yes 05:11 < fredopasta> Sss 05:11 < The_Dv8or> s/COCK/COCKCOCKCOCKCOCKCOCK 05:11 < DrGibby|> s//s 05:12 < MillerBOSS> You fucking morons 05:12 < mkillebrew> s/\b/ .oOo./ 05:12 < The_Dv8or> whups, I guess we pissed someone off 05:12 < DrGibby|> dont be a shit, cryptic1 05:12 < mkillebrew> aw 05:12 < DrGibby|> <3 05:12 < precise> heh 05:12 < fredopasta> Fun is secured guys 05:12 < DrGibby|> "secured" 05:12 < The_Dv8or> Secured guys are fun 05:12 < mkillebrew> s/[\b]/ .oOo. / 05:12 < precise> Attention everyone! 05:12 < DrGibby|> a la removed 05:12 < precise> Fun is officially over! 05:12 < precise> No more fun! 05:12 < pipiopi> Don't worry I'm here to save you 05:12 < MillerBOSS> No it is not 05:12 < MillerBOSS> It is never over 05:12 < DrGibby|> the fun police have begun beating people 05:13 < DrGibby|> time to leave 05:13 < precise> pipiopi my old friend :) 05:13 < precise> I've come to shitpost with you again 05:13 < DrGibby|> it was a pleasure 05:13 < pipiopi> Cab fare pls DrGibby| 05:13 < pipiopi> A girl gotta eat 05:14 < DrGibby|> $10 05:14 < MillerBOSS> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMUDVMiITOU 05:14 < DrGibby|> WHERE IS LAYEREIGHT?! 05:14 < precise> dead 05:14 < pipiopi> The Nazis got him 05:14 < precise> we killed him 05:14 < precise> He's dead Jim 05:15 < pipiopi> layer-eight: was a red shirt 05:15 < precise> f 05:15 < DrGibby|> 22:14:49 The Nazis got him 05:15 < DrGibby|> 22:14:49 The Nazis got him 05:15 < MillerBOSS> YouTube ┃ Title ↠ DJ Snake, Lil Jon - Turn Down for What ┃ Duration ↠ 3:37 ┃ Upload Date ↠ Fri Mar 14 08:16:45 UTC 2014 05:15 < DrGibby|> 22:14:49 The Nazis got him 05:15 < DrGibby|> 22:14:49 The Nazis got him 05:15 < DrGibby|> nazimod 05:15 < pipiopi> Heil mods 05:15 < DrGibby|> \o 05:15 < pipiopi> Taking internet chat 5 seriously 05:15 < DrGibby|> \o 05:16 < pipiopi> o/o/o/ 05:17 * precise waves enthusiastically 05:17 < precise> what are we waving at? 05:17 < pipiopi> Lol that reminds me, have you seen the Italian film Life is Beautiful? 05:18 < precise> Nope, what is it about? 05:18 < DrGibby|> \o o/ \o o/ 05:18 < precise> lol 05:18 < pipiopi> It's set in ww2 italy and precise reminded of a scene like that 05:18 < precise> pipiopi: like, what are we waving at? 05:18 < pipiopi> It's an adorable great film, and a tearjerker 05:18 * precise searches 05:18 < pipiopi> Sort of like that yeah lol 05:18 < pipiopi> I know the scene, sec 05:19 < MillerBOSS> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCawU6BE8P8 05:19 < MillerBOSS> YouTube ┃ Title ↠ When Will The Bass Drop? (ft. Lil Jon) ┃ Duration ↠ 2:23 ┃ Upload Date ↠ Sun May 18 12:29:28 UTC 2014 05:19 < precise> https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118799/ 05:19 < pipiopi> Ugh why is it so hard to find a clip 05:20 < precise> pipiopi: IS there an English dub, or just subs? 05:20 < pipiopi> Seriously, amazing movie. There is an english dub 05:20 < precise> Nice 05:20 * precise fires up his pirate ship 05:20 < DrGibby|> its time 05:20 < precise> is it? 05:20 < DrGibby|> cryptic1^^ 05:20 < precise> :o 05:20 < pipiopi> Prepare to cry tho 05:21 < precise> pipiopi: nuuu 05:21 < precise> I don't wanna cry 05:21 < Gibby> cryptic1^^ 05:21 < pipiopi> It's a good movie but the second half is sad af 05:21 < precise> I mean, main character is Jewish, based in WW2 05:21 < MillerBOSS> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdemFfbS5H0 05:21 < MillerBOSS> YouTube ┃ Title ↠ #SELFIE (Official Music Video) - The Chainsmokers ┃ Duration ↠ 3:44 ┃ Upload Date ↠ Thu Jan 30 01:16:08 UTC 2014 05:21 < precise> IDK how else it would go.. :/ 05:21 < MillerBOSS> Who wears cheetah? 05:22 < pipiopi> True but like, it's even more than jist that simple precise 05:22 < MillerBOSS> wait 05:22 < MillerBOSS> pause 05:22 < precise> Would my cat like it? 05:22 < DrGibby|> fuck your cat 05:22 < DrGibby|> not literally 05:22 < precise> .... 05:22 < precise> wot u fuckin say m8 05:22 < MillerBOSS> Yes, literally 05:22 < precise> I'll effin kill u 05:22 < DrGibby|> wot 05:22 < pipiopi> I don't wanna spoil it but essentially he gets sent to the camp with his son and convinces his son that the entire time they're there its2like a summer camp 05:22 < precise> Shit in your mouth 05:23 < pipiopi> Games an everything. All to protect his boy 05:23 < precise> Send your shat body to your mother 05:23 * DrGibby| farts on Psi-Jack 05:23 * precise pets his cat 05:23 < precise> pipiopi: baw 05:23 * DrGibby| farts on precise *** 05:23 * pipiopi tears up just thinkin bout it 05:23 < precise> tnx 05:23 < DrGibby|> yw 05:23 < DrGibby|> bby 05:23 < precise> pipiopi: but would my cat like it? 05:23 * DrGibby| humps precise 05:24 * precise stabs DrGibby| with tweezers 05:24 < pipiopi> Probably 05:24 < precise> pipiopi: cool 05:24 < pipiopi> There's a horse 05:24 * precise downloads 05:24 < MillerBOSS> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4s6H4ku6ZY 05:24 < MillerBOSS> YouTube ┃ Title ↠ Far East Movement - Like A G6 ft. The Cataracs, DEV ┃ Duration ↠ 3:46 ┃ Upload Date ↠ Thu Jun 03 07:42:46 UTC 2010 05:24 < precise> close enough 05:24 < DrGibby|> p sure Psi is still somehow typing a response 05:24 < DrGibby|> he'll need to ctrl+k it 05:25 < pipiopi> His mom convinced him he had psychic powers, hence the name 05:25 < pipiopi> But the mutation was actually just autism 05:25 < MillerBOSS> You are just jealous 05:25 < DrGibby|> precise: I dont want your dick tweezers ew 05:25 < precise> I have multiple tweezers 05:25 < DrGibby|> all for masturbation 05:25 < pipiopi> I mean yeah I wanna do math good MillerBOSS 05:25 < pipiopi> But I wanna bang chicks more 05:26 < pipiopi> Can't bang chicks if seeing one at a distance makes you bust 05:26 < pipiopi> Refactory period. It's science. 05:26 < DrGibby|> unless your 16 05:26 < DrGibby|> then its nonexistent 05:27 < MillerBOSS> Sucks to be pipiopi 05:27 < precise> MillerBOSS: Sucks to be named after a shit beer 05:27 < precise> ;) 05:27 < DrGibby|> precise: bitch please 05:27 < precise> Beer is shit 05:27 < MillerBOSS> I am not named after any beer for your information 05:27 < DrGibby|> u wanna fite?! 05:27 * precise smacks DrGibby| with his abnormally large trout 05:27 * precise smacks DrGibby| with his abnormally large trout again 05:28 * DrGibby| kills precise 05:28 < precise> u cant do that 05:28 < DrGibby|> aaaand done 05:28 < mkillebrew> https://i.redd.it/z77cghptpfu01.jpg 05:28 < pipiopi> Buuuuuu 05:28 < DrGibby|> sure I can 05:28 < mkillebrew> this is your spirit animal 05:28 < DrGibby|> just did 05:28 < precise> DrGibby|: I've channeled my cat, have 8 more lives 05:28 * precise kills DrGibby| with his abnormally large trout 05:28 < DrGibby|> not possible 05:28 < precise> mkillebrew: lol 05:28 < DrGibby|> I already killed you 05:28 < DrGibby|> you ded 05:29 < precise> I'm here, am I not? 05:29 < MillerBOSS> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcCw1ggftuQ 05:29 < MillerBOSS> YouTube ┃ Title ↠ Flo Rida - Right Round (US Version Video) ┃ Duration ↠ 3:27 ┃ Upload Date ↠ Sat Dec 12 11:43:21 UTC 2009 05:30 < DrGibby|> precise: no u ded 05:30 < precise> Fuck my shoulder hurts 05:30 < The_Dv8or> then quit manually masturbating zoo animals 05:30 < precise> wot 05:31 < precise> Did you just call DrGibby| a zoo animal? 05:31 < MillerBOSS> Jam on ity 05:31 < MillerBOSS> Jam on it 05:31 < DrGibby|> DED 05:32 < precise> Seriously tho, fuck trees 05:32 < precise> And dirt 05:32 < precise> And clay 05:32 < precise> We have a lot of those around here 05:32 < suttin> i need a project name 05:33 < suttin> help 05:33 < MillerBOSS> cuntface 05:33 < precise> suttin: fuckboi 05:33 < MillerBOSS> There 05:33 < suttin> you guys are helpful 05:33 < precise> we try 05:33 < The_Dv8or> what the fuck did you expect with a vague demand like that 05:33 < DrGibby|> suttin: deploy security onion 05:34 < precise> suttin: DNS 05:34 < suttin> correct horse battery staple 05:34 < suttin> EVERYONE ALREADY KNOWS IT! 05:34 < DrGibby|> that will keep you busy for weeks 05:34 < MillerBOSS> fuckmycunt 05:34 < MillerBOSS> There suttin even better 05:34 < precise> notnx 05:34 < suttin> im going to try to write a api server that gives ldap a rest api 05:35 < precise> y tho 05:35 < DrGibby|> bcuz 05:35 < suttin> because fuck writting your connection to ldap in every project 05:35 < suttin> get a key and start blowing away OU' 05:35 < suttin> s 05:35 < suttin> also for automation efforts at work 05:35 < precise> I've never been a fan of LDAP for WebApps or internet facing applications 05:36 < precise> IS this just internal? 05:36 < suttin> fool, this wouldn't be for internet facing apps 05:36 < suttin> im not crazy 05:36 < precise> suttin: You use AD? OpenLDAP? 05:36 < suttin> AD 05:36 < precise> Why not powershell? 05:36 < suttin> because were writing os agnostic code 05:37 < precise> You can compile powershell scripts with a 3rd party tool iirc 05:37 < suttin> and powershell for linux doesn't have the activedirectory module yet 05:37 < precise> suttin: Oh, didn't know that part 05:37 < DrGibby|> also, because suttin doesn't want to write absurdly long commands? 05:37 < precise> hmm 05:37 < suttin> also yeah 05:37 < suttin> json is fucking sweet man 05:37 < Psi-Jack> Except for "config files" 05:37 < precise> DrGibby|: I mean, he could make a module 05:37 < Psi-Jack> Then JSON sucks. A lot. Stop making JSON config files! 05:37 < suttin> some of the info is also going to come at me from another rest api 05:38 < suttin> agreed 05:38 < Psi-Jack> heh 05:38 < suttin> yaml for config files 05:38 < precise> I name all my config files config.ini 05:38 < Psi-Jack> Or even just good ol ini style. KISS. :) 05:38 < DrGibby|> fucking ps is like the the person who suggested `!subit op-request` 05:38 < DrGibby|> like... why submit? 05:38 < DrGibby|> why request? 05:38 < precise> !submit op-request 05:38 < DrGibby|> its the MS way! 05:39 < suttin> to be fair, the code I need to write in powershell would be a oneliner 05:39 < suttin> but why make it easy? :P 05:39 < DrGibby|> how about.. ya know, !op 05:40 < suttin> how about AD as a Service AaaS 05:40 < precise> I feel like... nah that doesn't exist yet 05:40 < The_Dv8or> itd prolly be ADaaS 05:40 < precise> suttin: Good idea boss 05:40 < suttin> ADaaS or AaaS 05:41 < Psi-Jack> Anyway. precise. just don't nick change flood anymore, k? Wouldn't want to taunt you a second time, and make you find a shrubbery. :) 05:41 < DrGibby|> hey Psi-Jack eat a bag of dicks 05:41 < precise> I'll do what I want 05:41 < suttin> lol 05:41 < suttin> I went with AaaS 05:41 < precise> suttin: nice 05:42 < Psi-Jack> Assassination as a Service? Where do I sign? 05:42 < Psi-Jack> :) 05:42 < DrGibby|> Psi-Jack: I wish people like you didn't exist! 05:42 < precise> Psi-Jack: You know, you can ignore nick changes client side? 05:42 < precise> If it annoys you that much 05:43 <@cryptic1> back to work all of you 05:43 < DrGibby|> cryptic1: get bck to work 05:43 < precise> cryptic1: I don't even have a job lol 05:43 <@mal_will> I have two 05:43 < precise> I actually do 05:44 < precise> But I also dont 05:44 <@mal_will> You can't have one of mine, get lost 05:44 < precise> oh 05:44 < precise> ok 05:44 <@mal_will> JK, I only have the normal amount 05:44 <@mal_will> 1.34 jobs 05:44 <@precise> So 05:44 < precise> Wait, mal_will you still have op lmfao 05:45 < precise> cryptic1: you missed one 05:45 < precise> sry mal_will 05:45 < mal_will> Rude 05:45 < precise> Well 05:45 < precise> I mean 05:45 < mal_will> Rude boi 05:45 < Psi-Jack> I'll tell you like I tell everyone else. Joins, Parts, Quits, those are people joining and departing. Nick changes are someone remaining in the channel, thus why /should/ that be filtered? It shouldn't, and people changing nicks should be more considerate to the channels they're involved in because /nick newnick is just as bad as /ame. 05:45 < precise> You did just refuse me ur 2nd job 05:46 < precise> Wow 05:46 < precise> How much time are spending on this? 05:46 < mal_will> I only have .34 of a job! 05:46 < precise> This is IRC 05:46 < mal_will> This is life or death 05:46 < precise> Not diplomatic wires 05:46 < mal_will> You fucking casual 05:46 < precise> lol 05:46 < precise> am pleb 05:46 < precise> must be 05:47 < uptime> Psi-Jack is the self-appointed nickchange police, he does it in every channel he's in 05:47 < precise> uptime: This does not suprise me 05:47 < precise> I grepped some logs and his presence is #freenode is fucking horrbile 05:47 < Psi-Jack> Primarily for "away" nicks. :) 05:47 < uptime> precise: try ##linux 05:47 < precise> uptime: I saw that too 05:47 < precise> And ##aws 05:47 < precise> and #centos 05:48 < Psi-Jack> I rarely even say anything in #freenode though. :p 05:49 < precise> k 05:49 < DrGibby|> Psi-Jack: why are you still here? 05:49 < MillerBOSS> DrGibby| 👉 Why are you still here? 05:49 < MillerBOSS> DrGibby| 👉 Why are you still here? 05:49 < MillerBOSS> DrGibby| 👉 Why are you still here? 05:49 < MillerBOSS> DrGibby| 👉 Why are you still here? 05:49 < MillerBOSS> Huh huh huh? 05:49 < DrGibby|> because of u bby 05:49 < MillerBOSS> OK good answer 05:50 < DrGibby|> I have the best answers 05:50 * precise sips the last of his 3rd mule 05:50 < DrGibby|> thats it? 05:50 < precise> DrGibby|: They aren't exactly light 05:50 < precise> ;) 05:50 < DrGibby|> <3 05:50 < precise> !submit op-request cryptic1 05:51 < precise> Yet my arm still hurts 05:51 < DrGibby|> !submit op-requeast cryptic1 05:51 < precise> Which means it is gonne hurt like a bitch in the morning 05:51 < DrGibby|> !submit op-request cryptic1 05:51 < DrGibby|> !submit op-request cryptic1 05:51 < DrGibby|> !submit op-request cryptic1 05:52 <@cryptic1> I'm sorry dave, I'm afraid I can't do that 05:52 < DrGibby|> !submit op-request cryptic1 05:52 < DrGibby|> !submit op-request cryptic1 05:52 < DrGibby|> !submit op-request cryptic1 05:53 <@cryptic1> I'm sorry dave, I'm afraid I can't do that 05:53 < DrGibby|> !submit voice-request cryptic1 05:53 * precise cracks his should again 05:53 < precise> *shoulder 05:53 < precise> IT's not even joint, it's muscle 05:55 < precise> So I've been doing manual labor work like ground maintenance and menial labor for work as of late, I know a guy at a local non-profit and they got me on like 30hrs a week 05:56 < DrGibby|> Psi-Jack: WHY ARE YOU HERE? 05:56 < precise> I'm outside, all the damn time 05:56 < precise> And it's amazing 05:56 < precise> fuck cube farms, hell even offices 05:57 < DrGibby|> I'm just a shove away to get back into carpentry 05:57 < MadCamel> Hmm..... https://www.amazon.com/dp/B075DYXZW1 05:57 < mal_will> Make me a barn DrGibby| 05:57 < mal_will> I'll pay $7 dollars 05:57 < precise> DrGibby|: I'm moving into trail maintenance and forrestry 05:57 < precise> After my last job, money barely matters to me anymore 05:57 < mkillebrew> I just take my laptop outside... 05:58 < precise> MadCamel: That's... something alright 05:58 < MadCamel> I know a lot of people who've gone from IT to outside work or construction 05:58 < precise> MadCamel: Yeah 05:58 < mkillebrew> Are you sure you're not just mistaking Office Space for actual experiences? 05:58 < precise> lol 05:59 < MadCamel> fairly. Not entirely sure, I am drinking. 05:59 < precise> I didn't relate too much to Office Space 05:59 < precise> I had a customer facing job 05:59 < precise> I met a lot of people 05:59 < precise> And I learned something very important 05:59 < precise> People are assholes 05:59 < MadCamel> people suck 05:59 < precise> Major assholes 05:59 < precise> Trees cant yell at you and tell you to fix what they broke 05:59 < DrGibby|> Psi-Jack: WHY ARE YOU HERE? 05:59 < precise> heh 06:00 < mkillebrew> I worked with a Major Major once 06:00 < mkillebrew> that or I'm confusing Catch-22 for actual experiences 06:00 * MadCamel spaceballs reference 06:00 < mkillebrew> ni 06:00 < mkillebrew> no 06:00 < DrGibby|> I have a feeling mkillebrew and Psi-Jack and rpifan would get along 06:00 < Psi-Jack> mkillebrew: Welcome aboard, warrior. :) 06:01 < precise> and rkeene 06:01 < DrGibby|> proof 06:01 < precise> dont forget rkeene 06:01 < DrGibby|> I have a feeling mkillebrew and Psi-Jack and rpifan and rkeene would get along 06:01 < mkillebrew> You need to keep your feelings to yourself. 06:01 * precise turns on Archer 06:01 < precise> mkillebrew: You need to keep your words to yourself 06:02 < mkillebrew> You're awful at being clever. 06:02 < Church-> MadCamel: Hey. You're back 06:02 < precise> mkillebrew: Think before you speak gingerbread 06:02 < Church-> S'been like a year lol 06:02 < mkillebrew> gingerbread? 06:02 < precise> u fucking heard me 06:02 < MadCamel> lol I forgot I even left.. new irc client and I didn't have this on autojoin. There was something missing all this time.... 06:02 < Church-> DrGibby|: Difference is we like rkeene 06:02 < Church-> Lolololol 06:02 < DrGibby|> tru 06:03 < mkillebrew> what do you intend to imply with that 06:03 < precise> rkeene: is a smart guy and is nice once you get to know him, he tends to be abrasive though 06:03 < precise> mkillebrew: You talking to me? 06:04 < Psi-Jack> Well, based on my logs of past communications with rkeene. Yes, rkeene's a much better person than the ones dissing him. 06:05 < precise> Why are you here again? 06:05 < DrGibby|> that doesn't really say much 06:05 < precise> heh 06:05 < precise> slightly better than scum is still protoscum 06:06 < DrGibby|> or opossum 06:06 < Psi-Jack> At least you understand how low you are, by your own words. :) 06:06 < precise> Psi-Jack: Why are you here again? 06:06 < Church-> Now now kids, stop fighting. 06:06 < precise> Church-: If this is a fite.... 06:06 < precise> ohhwee 06:06 < Church-> Heh 06:07 < DrGibby|> Psi-Jack: the fact you miss a lot of the jokes at your expense... 06:09 < precise> Anyways 06:10 < precise> Are the aussies awake yet? 06:10 < rkeene> precise, Your mom is abrasive 06:11 < precise> lol, welcome rkeene 06:11 < precise> :) 06:11 < Church-> Heya rkeene o/ 06:11 < DrGibby|> I hope so 06:11 < DrGibby|> its like 2pm there 06:11 < precise> I was wondering when you were gonna show up 06:11 < precise> DrGibby|: lol oh 06:11 < precise> I normally talk to Aussies on here this time of night 06:11 < DrGibby|> they're a day ahead 06:11 < Church-> Aye 06:11 < rkeene> I'm back in the US 06:11 < Church-> enix: Get the fuck on yah cunt! 06:11 < precise> rkeene: Where'd ya go? 06:11 < rkeene> Going to either Las Vegas or NY next 06:11 < rkeene> precise, Seoul, KR 06:12 < DrGibby|> WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU RKEENE 06:12 < precise> rkeene: Nice, what for? Work? 06:12 < rkeene> precise, Yep 06:12 < precise> You still Gov? 06:12 < precise> Or at least contractor 06:12 < rkeene> Not to my knowledge, no. 06:12 < precise> lol 06:12 < Church-> precise: He left that a while ago. 06:13 < Church-> rkeene: Come to NY, we can meet for drinks. 06:13 < DrGibby|> still doing your LR thing? 06:13 < precise> Church-: Yeah, I was MIA for about 4 months there :P 06:13 < Church-> I know. 06:13 < Church-> After you rage quit as I was told. 06:13 < Church-> lol 06:13 < rkeene> Church-, I'll be there in May for Consensus 06:13 < rkeene> Church-, I just might go to Las Vegas first 06:13 < Church-> Oh shit, I'll meet you there. 06:13 < Church-> Got a booth at consesus. 06:13 < precise> Church-: Not so much rage quit, though I appreciate you saying that. Tells me a lot about someone else :| 06:14 < rkeene> Church-, We might too, I don't know yet ! :-D 06:14 < DrGibby|> L O G R H Y T H M 06:14 < Church-> Heh, who're you working for now? 06:14 < Church-> Damn it, I have a question for that CTO. 06:15 < Church-> But my pants are far away. 06:15 < Church-> And I don't wanna get up to his business card. 06:15 < Church-> Hmm... this is what the wife is for. 06:15 * precise grabs the vodka 06:16 < rkeene> Church-, I do work for an exchange as well as a cryptographic currency (Nano) 06:16 < precise> Nano > * 06:17 < Church-> Nice. 06:17 < rkeene> That's right 06:17 < voidstar> vim master race 06:19 < Psi-Jack> rkeene: Oh! Hello! 06:19 < DrGibby|> Psi-Jack: why are you still here? 06:20 < precise> What liquor goes good with tacobell? 06:20 < precise> Cuz I got a tacobell+liquor run coming up 06:21 < Psi-Jack|> I like tacobell 06:22 < PSI-JACX> HEY YOU GUYS 06:22 < precise> I've never been a Tequilla guy 06:22 < precise> But, it makes sense 06:22 < Psi-Jack|> STOP CHANGING YOUR NCIKS 06:22 < ^PSI-JACK> WHAT? 06:22 < precise> Cant tell if srs 06:22 < Psi-Jack|> REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 06:22 < Ps1-Jack> Hi guys! 06:22 < Psi-Jack|> I LIKE SYSTEMD 06:22 < ^PSI-JACK> FUCK YOU Ps1-Jack 06:23 < Ps1-Jack> Just to let you know, nick flooding is not cool. Hugs not drugs! 06:23 < ^PSI-JACK> Good one Guest58503 06:23 < ^PSI-JACK> Fucking noob 06:23 < Guest58503> am noob 06:23 < Guest58503> guilty 06:23 < Guest58503> lol 06:24 < ^PSI-JACK> You said it bra 06:24 < Psi-Jack> -NickServ- Information on Ps1-Jack (account Psi-Jack): 06:24 < Psi-Jack> heh 06:24 < precise> lol 06:24 < precise> fuck u 06:24 < ^PSI-JACK> lmao 06:24 < Psi-Jack|> I SUCK redhat devs dicks for $0 06:24 < ^PSI-JACK> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6y_4_b6RS8&index=14&list=PLvuMfxvpAQrkzez9insKS8cGPU74sK1Ss 06:24 < ^PSI-JACK> Toot toot 06:25 < ^PSI-JACK> beep beep 06:25 < Psi-Jack|> LISTEN GUIES 06:25 < Psi-Jack|> YOU CAN NEVER CHANGE NICKS 06:25 < Psi-Jack> Well, I though the topic of this channel started off with... Well, No Trolling. But most of what I see is just that. 06:25 < Psi-Jack|> ITS RUDE 06:25 < ^PSI-JACK> Its the freaking weekend 06:26 < ^PSI-JACK> There is no trolling here what do ever Psi-Jack 06:26 < Psi-Jack> Oh, so it's "no trolling, except on the weekend?" That's not what it says. 06:26 < ^PSI-JACK> Thats for kids 06:26 < Psi-Jack|> BECAUSE OF SOME ARBITRARY RULE I'VE COM E UP WITH 06:26 < precise> BRB, tacobell and something... 06:26 < precise> IDK what yet 06:26 < Psi-Jack|> I LIKE 13 YEAR OLDS 06:26 < ^PSI-JACK> Uh oh 06:26 < ^PSI-JACK> I think someone is drunk 06:29 < Psi-Jack|> HI GUYS PLEAE STOP DOING ARBITRARY THINGS I DONT LIKE. THNAKS. 06:29 < Psi-Jack|> HI GUYS PLEAE STOP DOING ARBITRARY THINGS I DONT LIKE. THNAKS. 06:31 * Psi-Jack yawns. "Anyway..." 06:31 < Psi-Jack|> HI GUYS PLEAE STOP DOING ARBITRARY THINGS I DONT LIKE. THNAKS. 06:35 < Psi-Jack|> Hey Psi-Jack 06:35 < Psi-Jack|> why are you here? 06:36 < javi404> what the fuck 06:37 < Psi-Jack|> Hey Psi-Jack, why are you here? 06:37 < javi404> can verizon please make their fucking HBO go activation sso bullshit work 06:37 < Psi-Jack|> Hey Psi-Jack, why are you here? 06:37 < javi404> FUCK YOU VERIZON! 06:37 < Psi-Jack|> Hey Psi-Jack, why are you here? 06:41 < MillerBoss> layer-eight spawn Psi-Jack 06:42 < MillerBoss> layer-yourmom spawn Psi-Jack 06:42 * layer-yourmom focuses real hard 06:42 < MillerBoss> lol 06:42 < MillerBoss> Spawns dont ident 06:43 < misspwn> imposter 06:46 < MillerBoss> layer-yourmom drunk 06:46 < layer-yourmom> Well that was interesting... 06:46 < MillerBoss> layer-yourmom drunk 06:46 < layer-yourmom> I alm sudenli pheelingue veri tipsci 06:49 < MillerBoss> layer-yourmom tell Psi-Jack| fuck off 06:52 < MillerBoss> layer-yourmom chuck 06:52 < layer-yourmom> tchukk Noris: tchuckk gnorriz ckan litreli break a sweeed 06:52 < MillerBoss> layer-yourmom drunk 06:52 < layer-yourmom> Well that was interesting... 06:52 < MillerBoss> layer-yourmom chuck 06:52 < layer-yourmom> Chuck Norris: Chuck Norris once carved a big 'CN' on Zorro's forehead. 06:52 < javi404> ssoauth.verizon.com is down 06:52 < javi404> no wonder 06:52 < javi404> fucking idiots 06:52 < javi404> can't even check my own account let alone auth a roku 06:53 < javi404> verizon has gone so far to piss me off, im gonna call comcast, crapcast 06:53 < javi404> fuck!!!!!!! 06:53 < MillerBoss> layer-yourmom safe-check ssoauth.verizon.com 06:53 < layer-yourmom> There are no URLs present in your text, MillerBoss 06:53 < MillerBoss> layer-yourmom safe-check http://ssoauth.verizon.com 06:53 < layer-yourmom> Error Resolving safe check 06:54 < MillerBoss> layer-yourmom pull 06:54 < layer-yourmom> Something went wrong with the pull request 06:55 < Psi-Jack> Psi-Jack|: I never imagined it, till I was here, that this might be a great place to enhance my persistent ignore list. Sure enough.... :) 06:55 < MillerBoss> Ignore lists are dumb 06:55 < MillerBoss> Just saying. :) 06:55 < MillerBoss> I am pretty sure it was just some fun and games on IRC, after all Psi-Jack 06:57 < MillerBoss> layer-yourmom fml 06:57 < layer-yourmom> FML Today, I dyed my hair blonde for my boyfriend, hoping it would help spice up our sex life. His response? It's still a few shades off from his favorite porn star.... 06:58 < MillerBoss> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wl2NCXzg1FQ 06:58 < layer-yourmom> * MillerBoss → #boats2 → 112 - "Peaches And Cream" - YouTube 06:58 < MillerBoss> #boats2 ? 06:58 < MillerBoss> Think I found a bug 07:04 < The_Dv8or> ping 07:05 < MillerBoss> layer-yourmom ping 07:05 < MillerBoss> layer-yourmom pong 07:05 < MillerBoss> Or not 07:06 < MillerBoss> cryptic1 This is just temporary fun while no one is here :P 07:06 < MillerBoss> http://159.89.129.123:8084/commands 07:08 < MillerBoss> https://github.com/funsocietyirc/MrNodeBot 07:08 < layer-yourmom> * MillerBoss → GitHub → funsocietyirc → MrNodeBot → Your Friendly NodeJs IRC Bot Framework → @ ~ 3 days ago → JavaScript → ✡ 14 → Forks: 3 07:19 < The_Dv8or> do you people auto-update your Winders servers? Any that you manually update? 07:20 < MillerBoss> Me personally I do not. 07:20 < MillerBoss> But everyone has their own reasons, right? 07:20 < The_Dv8or> tryin to figure out what I do with my lab servers 07:20 < MillerBoss> In terms of updating? 07:20 < MillerBoss> Let that shit autoupdate 07:20 < The_Dv8or> lemme clarify Im using WSUS 07:20 < MillerBoss> Oh 07:20 < The_Dv8or> so I approve, and those approved updates install 07:21 < MillerBoss> Thats a whole other bag of tricks isn't it? 07:21 < The_Dv8or> but Ive only classified my workstations and my Spiceworks server to autoinstall approved updates 07:21 < MillerBoss> Lab or not I'd want to make sure I got a back up of the server at all times 07:21 < MillerBoss> For easy restore 07:21 < The_Dv8or> I need to invest in backup media 07:22 < MillerBoss> For your lab? 07:22 < The_Dv8or> Im not doing backups at all right meow 07:22 < MillerBoss> Did you have a uncapped connection to the Internet? 07:22 < Psi-Jack> The_Dv8or: Linux? Windows? MacOS? 07:23 < The_Dv8or> I do 07:23 < The_Dv8or> about 15 servers…. 4 Linux, rest are Winders 07:23 < MillerBoss> Are they virtual? 07:23 < The_Dv8or> all of em 07:23 < MillerBoss> And what hypervisor 07:23 < The_Dv8or> ESXi 6.5 07:24 < The_Dv8or> I could give a frogs fat ass if the HV takes a dump, those are super easy to reinstall 07:24 < Psi-Jack> Windows "Servers?" Pfftt. Dream. :) 07:25 < MillerBoss> Do you want to payIf you can handle $299 https://www.cloudberrylab.com/backup/vmware-hyperv.aspx will back up the actual VMs to S3 and the like 07:25 <@NinjaStyle> Wat 07:25 < layer-yourmom> * MillerBoss → Hyper-V and VMware Backup to Cloud | VM Backup Software by CloudBerry Lab 07:25 < MillerBoss> Holy fuck 07:25 < MillerBoss> s/Do you want to payIf/If 07:25 < layer-yourmom> [SED MillerBoss] If you can handle $299 https://www.cloudberrylab.com/backup/vmware-hyperv.aspx will back up the actual VMs to S3 and the like 07:25 < The_Dv8or> heh… no way Im paying 300 bucks for cloud backup… might as well set up a 2nd SAN here 07:26 < MillerBoss> More to manage and pay for at home though vs $299 07:26 <@NinjaStyle> 300 is a lot tho 07:27 < MillerBoss> Its also worth more than $300 07:27 <@NinjaStyle> How? 07:27 < The_Dv8or> if I had a jobby job, I might consider it 07:27 < The_Dv8or> this not workin shit is killin me 07:27 <@NinjaStyle> Get a job you hobo 07:27 < The_Dv8or> Id love to 07:27 < The_Dv8or> but recruiters are fuckin morons 07:28 < voidstar> tech support nomad is my preferred moniker 07:28 <@NinjaStyle> Recruiters do suck 07:29 < The_Dv8or> Emails from India get auto-ignored 07:29 <@NinjaStyle> My recruiter almost fucked me on this new job 07:29 <@NinjaStyle> Telling my new employer that I was waiting on another offer 07:29 <@NinjaStyle> Which wasn't even really accurate 07:31 < The_Dv8or> a recruiter lied without consent? Shocking. 07:35 < The_Dv8or> 40 bucks for a 2TB drive…. shit’s gettin cheap 07:36 < voidstar> oo. keep talking dirty 07:37 <@NinjaStyle> Memory 07:37 < MillerBoss> The_Dv8or Link? 07:38 < The_Dv8or> Newegg 07:38 < The_Dv8or> 7200 SATA 2ATB drive 07:38 < The_Dv8or> s/2ATB/2TB 07:38 < layer-yourmom> [SED The_Dv8or] 7200 SATA 2TB drive 07:39 < MillerBoss> https://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=9SIA5AD6PJ9737&cm_re=2tb_hard_drive-_-9SIA5AD6PJ9737-_-Product ? 07:39 < layer-yourmom> * MillerBoss → Refurbished: HGST Ultrastar 7K4000 HUS724020ALE641 2TB 64MB Cache 7200RPM SATA III 6.0Gb/s 3.5" Internal Enterprise Hard Drive -w/1 Year Warranty - Newegg.com 07:39 < The_Dv8or> Ive had real good luck with HGST 2.5 drives that I use as portable USB drives 07:40 < The_Dv8or> might have to go from 3TB to 7TB 07:40 < MillerBoss> HGST is Western Digital since 2012 07:41 < MillerBoss> But was Hitachi Global Storage Technologies 07:41 < MillerBoss> I see a log of those type of drives in dell, hp and the like desktops 07:43 < The_Dv8or> I wonder if I can move my drives from one SAN to another without shitting the volume on it 07:43 < The_Dv8or> might have to buy some rental drives and return em 07:44 < MillerBoss> Lol what a name for an update. https://www.techmeme.com/180427/p5#a180427p5 07:44 < layer-yourmom> * MillerBoss → Techmeme: Microsoft announces that the “Windows 10 April 2018 Update” is coming as a free download on April 30, with features like Timeline, Focus Assist, updated Edge (Frederic Lardinois/TechCrunch) 07:44 < MillerBoss> https://www.thurrott.com/windows/windows-10/157451/windows-10-april-2018-update-features-showcased-new-videos 07:44 < layer-yourmom> * MillerBoss → Windows 10 April 2018 Update Features Showcased in New Videos - Thurrott.com 07:46 < MillerBoss> Remind me to disable this update 07:46 < MillerBoss> Why are they not calling it 1803? 07:46 < MillerBoss> Or 1804 07:46 < MillerBoss> Or maybe they are? 07:51 < Hunterkll> god damn 07:51 < Hunterkll> MillerBoss, why disable? 07:52 < Hunterkll> i hate horses 07:52 < Hunterkll> fucking. get home. horse on the deck. goats in the yard. had to grab my shit and round 'em up 07:52 < Hunterkll> fucking hate this shit 07:52 < Hunterkll> someone apparate me to a city where i don't have to leave 07:52 < precise> How do you guys like to cut your Jack and Whiskey? 07:53 < Hunterkll> ........... 07:53 < Hunterkll> Jack is whiskey. 07:53 < precise> ............ 07:53 * precise puts the whiskey down 07:53 < precise> Jack and Coke 07:53 < precise> Coke 07:53 < Hunterkll> yes 07:53 < Hunterkll> that works 07:53 < MillerBoss> Disable the new garbage for users Hunterkll 07:53 < Hunterkll> it's internatinoally recognized 07:53 < Hunterkll> MillerBoss, GPO, ez solve 07:53 < MillerBoss> Yeah I need to find it. I am sure its easy 07:54 < precise> I did 1/3 jack and 2/3 coke 07:54 < Hunterkll> i'm actually keeping my new work machine's SCCM client intentionally broken so I can catch 1803 before i "realize" it's broken 07:54 < Hunterkll> ;) 07:54 < precise> Is a bit strong 07:54 < precise> Suggestions? 07:54 < Hunterkll> uhmmmm 07:54 < mal_will> I cut my whiskey with Jack and then I throw it in the trash 07:54 < Hunterkll> maybe 25% jack? 07:54 < precise> lol 07:54 < Hunterkll> MillerBoss, which features do you need to manage? 07:54 < mal_will> Bitters, though. And simple syrup 07:54 < precise> never made my own Hunterkll 07:55 < Hunterkll> mal_will, lemon goes well, though many will disagree with me 07:55 < MillerBoss> Hunterkll not sure yet but disable 1803 07:55 < mal_will> I prefer orange bitters personally 07:55 < mal_will> Maybe cherry 07:55 < Hunterkll> MillerBoss, WU4B GPO will let you dellay for 4 months 07:55 < MillerBoss> Only 4 months? :( 07:55 < mal_will> And I make my simple syrup from brown or coconut sugar 07:55 < Hunterkll> I wish i had your concerns 07:56 < Hunterkll> i'm still trying to alarm bell the fact that we're still actively deploying 1607 07:56 < Hunterkll> we only have 6 months of life left on 1607 before EOL 07:56 < Hunterkll> consumer 1607 is dead, but enterprise only has 6 months left 07:57 < Hunterkll> but yea 07:57 < Hunterkll> don't keep horses with goats 07:57 < precise> true 07:57 < Hunterkll> i didn't expect to have to grab my gear and jump a horse on my deck and round shit up and clsoe a fence hole with razor wire 07:57 < Hunterkll> god damn 07:57 < Hunterkll> i'm going to have strong words with my neighbors 07:57 < MillerBoss> 1803 isn't even in here yet https://docs.microsoft.com/en-us/windows/deployment/update/waas-manage-updates-wufb 07:57 < layer-yourmom> * MillerBoss → Deploy updates using Windows Update for Business (Windows 10) | Microsoft Docs 07:58 < precise> >lasyer-yourmom 07:58 < Hunterkll> MillerBoss, it drops on the 30th 07:58 < precise> heh 07:58 < MillerBoss> OK 07:58 < Hunterkll> MillerBoss, you want to set the delay setting for feature updates with the WU4B GPO settings 07:58 < MillerBoss> OK 07:58 < Hunterkll> of course, if you're using WSUS properly configured, then you don't have to worry 07:58 < MillerBoss> No WSUS yet 07:58 < Hunterkll> okay 07:58 < Hunterkll> MillerBoss, do read this though - https://blogs.technet.microsoft.com/wsus/2017/05/05/demystifying-dual-scan/ 07:58 < layer-yourmom> * Hunterkll → Demystifying “Dual Scan” – WSUS Product Team Blog 07:59 < MillerBoss> OK thanks 07:59 < Hunterkll> it's something to note before deploying WSUS or even if you have it, or even without having it 07:59 < Hunterkll> you can do it 'the old way' and still get slapped with unexpected upgrades 07:59 < Hunterkll> but yes. Use WU4B GPO settings to give you 4 months of breathing room 08:00 < Hunterkll> deploy 'em now, as i said, it's dropping on the 30th 08:00 < Hunterkll> the final build is cut, it's just waiting on release 08:00 < Hunterkll> should be build 17134 08:01 < Hunterkll> they've done servicing releases to all insider rings (except skip ahead) to test update delivery over the past week 08:01 < Hunterkll> so it's about to drop hard 08:02 * Hunterkll is on 17655 08:02 < Hunterkll> MillerBoss, https://www.pcworld.com/article/3269454/windows/microsofts-windows-10-april-2018-update-ships-april-30.html 08:02 < layer-yourmom> * Hunterkll → Microsoft's Windows 10 April 2018 Update ships April 30 with a mission: Saving you time | PCWorld 08:03 < Hunterkll> there arent much in the way of GPO changes, but a few in usability enhancements .... it's a good update for end users, but nothing really new in mangement or 'cloud' features 08:21 < MillerBoss> Thanks Hunterkll. Well maybe I would want to just disable things. Like the time line 08:21 < Hunterkll> MillerBoss, well, do the WU4B settings now then browse technet for the rest 08:22 < Hunterkll> though the timeline stuff is invaluble 08:23 < MillerBoss> You think it should be left on? 08:24 < Hunterkll> from my perspective yea since i've been using it since hte first insider build it was stablalized in 08:24 < Hunterkll> i mean, it's not there if you don't invoke it so 08:24 < MillerBoss> But you don't think someone would be "freaked" out if they open and see their history? 08:24 < MillerBoss> Without them understanding what is actually happening 08:36 < plop> morning 08:36 < MillerBoss> plop 08:37 < plop> yep 08:37 < MillerBoss> Saturday work for you eh? 08:37 < plop> yeah... but free sunday and monday 08:37 < plop> not bad 08:37 < plop> you? 08:38 < MillerBoss> Yeah thats not bad. Working 3rd 08:38 < MillerBoss> shift 08:38 < plop> what kind of company do you work for? 08:38 < MillerBoss> I am the only one here. :P 08:38 < MillerBoss> I just started late 08:39 < plop> hehe 08:39 < MillerBoss> Like 8pm 08:39 < plop> i just started 08:39 < plop> we're opening the sea club today and got lots of crappy POS things to setup... 08:40 < MillerBoss> What brand again? 08:41 < plop> we're just a single hotel 08:41 < MillerBoss> No, the POS machines 08:41 < MillerBoss> I asked before if they were Micros and I think you said no 08:41 < plop> ah. you mean the POS? we're using a crappy local software. and POS are posiflex. Epson ticket printers 08:42 < MillerBoss> I am not sure about managing but I liked using Micros as a bartender/waiter 08:42 < MillerBoss> But they are not cheap 08:42 < plop> yeah. we had some problems with another company that gave us a cheap quote for all the hotel soft (POS included) but was lacking accounting and other shit, so the former general manager shut them down and asked me to get another solution with everyuthing that was missing but for the same price of original quote 08:42 < plop> so we ended up with crap 08:43 < plop> yeah, twice what we payed. for all the soft we payed arround 50K and with opera/micros it was arround 100K 08:43 < plop> but we might transition to Opera/Micros next year. 08:44 < plop> so, with the new windows timeline, is there an incognito version so porn doesn't show up in the timeline? 08:50 < MillerBoss> Interesting. https://revelsystems.com/ looks neat also https://squareup.com/pos but not sure of the costs for your joint 08:50 < layer-yourmom> * MillerBoss → POS System - Point of Sale Software with No Monthly Fee | Square 08:50 < layer-yourmom> * MillerBoss → iPad POS System and Platform | Revel Systems Point of Sale | Free Demo 08:50 < MillerBoss> Good question plop lol 08:50 < plop> layer-yourmom? XD 08:50 < MillerBoss> Testing a new bot 08:51 < plop> I am sorry, plop, I am unable to do that. Let me clarify, XD is an invalid command 08:51 < plop> got this 08:51 < MillerBoss> Oh its nick is the trigger command 08:51 < plop> layer-yourmom, bofh 08:51 < layer-yourmom> BOFH Password is too complex to decrypt 08:51 < plop> layer-yourmom, bofh 08:51 < layer-yourmom> BOFH The recent proliferation of nuclear testing 08:51 < plop> i see 08:52 < MillerBoss> :) 08:52 < MillerBoss> layer-yourmom chuck 08:52 < layer-yourmom> Chuck Norris: Chuck Norris once shat blood - the blood of 11,940 natives he had killed and eaten. 08:52 < plop> layer-yourmom, kick MillerBoss 08:52 < MillerBoss> I used this bot before buts it has a lot added. 08:52 < plop> it doesn't understand that 08:52 < MillerBoss> Don't understand what? 08:52 < plop> layer-yourmom, gimmie porn 08:52 < plop> kick MillerBoss haha 08:53 < MillerBoss> Its because the command is not valid to none ops/admins I assume 08:53 < plop> yeah, i was joking 08:53 < plop> layer-yourmom, xkcd 11:04 < MillerBoss> plop so that means you get to be outside 11:12 < MillerBoss> Interesting beat right there http://www.kanyewest.com/assets/images/LIFT_YOURSELF.mp3 11:12 < layer-yourmom> * MillerBoss → AUDIO/MPEG Document, 5,277,041 bytes 14:21 < Sousapro> TIL there are still xbox fanboys left who are like Xbox one X > PS4 14:21 < Sousapro> I guess embracing your past is a good call if you have no present 14:21 < Sousapro> :/ 14:33 < MillerBoss> NES > PS4 14:36 < bomb> MillerBoss++ 15:04 < Sousapro> s/NES/SNES 15:04 < layer-yourmom> [SED Sousapro/MillerBoss] SNES > PS4 15:05 < Sousapro> Looks like layer 8 got a code upgrade 15:05 < MillerBoss> Testing a different bot 15:08 < bomb> SNES my ass. NES was the real deal. i still miss its games 15:16 < Bru-> morn 15:27 < Sousapro> Morning Bru- 15:27 < Bru-> sup 15:32 < MillerBoss> Is there any type of add on for Group Policy to say better find shit? 15:36 < Bru-> right? 15:36 < Bru-> MillerBoss: you workin on chabos? 15:36 < MillerBoss> Whats that? 15:36 < Bru-> shabbos* 15:36 < Bru-> sabbath 15:36 < Bru-> for juden 15:37 < Bru-> y u werkin on the weekend? 15:37 < MillerBoss> Oh. I am always doing stuff. 15:37 < Bru-> unplug man 15:38 < Bru-> huhu 15:38 < MillerBoss> Then I have nothing to do. :P 15:38 < Bru-> have a fap 15:38 < MillerBoss> lol 15:38 < Bru-> plant a tree in mother israel 15:39 < Bru-> or be like me 15:39 < Bru-> and concurrently take care of an infant and a toddler 15:39 < Bru-> next to a great dane 15:39 < Bru-> whilst trying to drink coffee 15:39 < MillerBoss> That will come soon enough 15:39 < Bru-> cuz youve been up since 0445 15:40 < Bru-> woot 15:40 < MillerBoss> Stalker? 15:40 < MillerBoss> Oh no 15:40 < MillerBoss> I woke up at 8pm UTC -5 15:40 < MillerBoss> The date & time is currently: Saturday, April 28, 2018 at 8:40:48 AM 15:41 < Bru-> lol 15:41 < Bru-> utc -6 here 15:50 < Sousapro> MillerBoss: you mean to make sure it applies? 15:51 < Sousapro> MillerBoss: I've found the biggest thing for that is make sure your domain controllers are all healthy and not trying to lock down everything all the time 15:52 < Sousapro> I got into $newjob and the one DC that was at our HQ had disabled DFS for the last 800 days so no sysvol on it lol 16:05 < MillerBoss> No I mean just a better interface to supplement what is there I guess. 16:21 < jaelae> Ugh I feel so disappointed . Planned a UCS upgrade and had it confirmed that my old cisco servers would still work post upgrade. Bought new M5s that require the upgraded firmware and then the upgrade fails because old hardware 16:21 < jaelae> Have to now buy replacement servers for 4x 40 core 1TB servers so our 8 new servers can be used 16:21 < jaelae> It’s a nightmare 16:22 < MillerBoss> If it can happen it will ;) 16:24 < jaelae> Just a pain man 16:24 < jaelae> At least it is Saturday 16:26 < MillerBoss> Yup 16:28 < czarbomba> cleveland's first rounders threw out the first pitch at the indians game. one nearly threw a wild pitch and one bounced it in front of home plate 16:28 < czarbomba> lololololol it's gonna be another typical browns season 16:28 < gavit> 6 16:28 < MillerBoss> 9 16:28 < gavit> how does one read the used space on zfs? 16:30 < MillerBoss> I have yet to touch ZFS. I am sure someone here knows though, gavit 16:31 < MillerBoss> What do you mean "read" gavit ? 16:34 < czarbomba> lol the golden state killer's public defender plopped him in a wheelchair and said "try to look tired" 16:34 < czarbomba> and now she's trying to get the charges dropped because he's old and "fragile" 16:34 < czarbomba> fuck him. he doesn't need to be healthy to ride the lightning 16:35 < XV8> Does the newest release of VMware tools cause any virtual NICs dropping off? Rolling back for now, but it's happened to 3-4 boxes so far. 16:43 < czarbomba> millerboss's gangsta name is "pocket square" 16:43 < MillerBoss> Pocket 2 squared 16:43 * MillerBoss is listening to Usher - Yeah! from the album Confessions on Spotify. 16:44 < MillerBoss> Ivan ahumpalot 16:47 < MillerBoss> I wish Picasa Desktop was still a thing. Was a good image viewer to collect images for Windows 16:48 < MillerBoss> Whats a good alternative you may use now? 16:49 < MillerBoss> Wow this is free even https://www.adobe.com/products/bridge.html 16:50 < layer-yourmom> * MillerBoss → Digital asset management software | Download free Adobe Bridge CC trial 16:50 < MillerBoss> Or so I thought 16:57 < gavit> MillerBoss: https://imgur.com/a/eOrvyVz <- how much is available, 433.8GiB or 381.8GiB 16:57 < layer-yourmom> * gavit → IMGUR Album → a few seconds ago → 1 Image → ⚘ 0 16:59 < MillerBoss> I am no expert but my guess is 381.8 GiB 17:01 < MillerBoss> Maybe some of the commands here could lend some help gavit https://serverfault.com/questions/706181/no-more-space-on-freenas-9-3-but-only-half-of-space-actually-in-use-based-on-d 17:01 < layer-yourmom> * MillerBoss → zfs - No more space on FreeNAS 9.3. But only half of space actually in use based on "du -sh" command - Server Fault 17:01 < MillerBoss> zpool list and others 17:08 * czarbomba staples millerboss to a corkboard 17:09 < MillerBoss> Thanks 17:09 * gavit gets some darts 17:11 < arlion[h]> Oh boy, here is a good one. rpm -qa and yum list installed are listing no packages, When attempting to update a package they all show as avaialble to update, but not installed. 17:11 < arlion[h]> rpm --rebuilddb didn't help 17:14 < gavit> MillerBoss: Thanks, but I'm looking for the actual calculation and representation, not a guestimate 17:15 < gavit> I have a storage of 30x 2TB disks in mirror, and I just cant explain where everything went 17:15 < MillerBoss> Won't the Right. Did you see https://superuser.com/questions/805536/freenas-volume-size-is-less-than-a-dataset-on-the-volume 17:15 < layer-yourmom> * MillerBoss → FreeNAS volume size is less than a dataset on the volume - Super User 17:15 < MillerBoss> s/Won't the// 17:15 < MillerBoss> s/Won't the/ / 17:16 * MillerBoss shrugs 17:18 < gavit> MillerBoss: 8disks - 2 disks (for parity) = 6 disks *4TB = 6*3.63TiB = 21.78TiB. How did they reach 20.3TiB 17:19 < MillerBoss> No clue sir. 17:24 < Psi-Jack> hmmm 17:38 < czarbomba> anyone who is drinking sweet tea at this moment GET OUT 17:38 < MillerBoss> Welcome back Psi-Jack 17:39 < Psi-Jack> Oh.. It's here, again. 17:39 * Church- drops to the floor with his tea. 17:39 < czarbomba> millerboss is always here. it's why we love him. 17:40 < MillerBoss> czarbomba 👉 Psi-Jack is drinking the sweet tea. I can smell it 17:40 < czarbomba> NO SWEET TEA 17:40 < Psi-Jack> Actually, coffee. 17:41 < MillerBoss> Yeah I set up automatic messages for IRC on timers to make it seem like I am here when I am not. Like this is an automated message to send at 10:41:00 17:44 < Psi-Jack> Well, good smartassiness. Not like last night though, much more... "proper" smartassiness. :) 17:45 < MillerBoss> Live a little. :) 17:45 < Psi-Jack> I live well, actually. :) 17:45 < MillerBoss> Where at? 17:45 < Psi-Jack> East/Southern US. 17:46 < MillerBoss> Cool 17:46 < Psi-Jack> In the "appendage" of the US of A. :) 17:47 < MillerBoss> Gotchya 17:48 < Psi-Jack> Were you drinking last night? heh 17:48 < MillerBoss> Me no. 17:48 < MillerBoss> Just having fun is all 17:48 < MillerBoss> A few of the others were 17:52 < Psi-Jack> Meh. Not exactly fun from other's point of view. :p 17:58 < DLSteve> Ug, stupid McAfee. 17:59 < Psi-Jack> D'uh.... 17:59 < DLSteve> agent was hogging port 8081 so my development application refused to start. 17:59 < Psi-Jack> McAfee lies to you. Kaspersky spies on you. 18:02 < voidstar> thoughts on comodo? 18:02 < Psi-Jack> Untrustable. 18:02 < Psi-Jack> Violators of the CAB and under review. 18:03 < voidstar> which AV should be trusted? 18:03 < Psi-Jack> Well... According to Microsoft? Pretty much none, but their own. And in fact, for Windows people, I only recommend theirs. 18:04 < voidstar> solely windows defender? 18:04 < DLSteve> This is a Mac, company owned one at that. 18:04 < Psi-Jack> voidstar: Yep. 18:04 < voidstar> interesting 18:04 < DLSteve> Still nuked it off. 18:04 < MillerBoss> Mac Sophos is nice if one is needed 18:05 < Psi-Jack> For MacOS, I simply recommend nothing but Malware Bytes. 18:05 < Psi-Jack> Apple actually fixes security issues, preventing them from being effective afterwards. 18:05 < MillerBoss> I would add some of the apps here https://objective-see.com/ and maybe Little Snitch 18:05 < layer-yourmom> * MillerBoss → Objective-See 18:06 < MillerBoss> And macOS has a built in "A/V" 18:06 < Psi-Jack> Yeah. Native real security. Beats A/V needs hands down. 18:06 < DLSteve> right, I was just annoyed that the McAfee agent used such a common port for development. 18:07 < Psi-Jack> What I'm more annoyed with is macOS opening up an IPSec tunnel for iOS calling. 18:07 < MillerBoss> Can you explain that one? 18:07 < DLSteve> FaceTime? 18:08 < MillerBoss> Do you mean for handoff calling via cellular? 18:08 < Psi-Jack> Pissed me right off, when I was setting up IPsec at home, and found out something was already requesting UPnP for IPsec, for allowing my MBP to call/receive-calls for my iPhone,. 18:08 < Psi-Jack> Yes 18:10 < Psi-Jack> Heh. Ended up not using IPsec in the long run, instead use OpenVPN, but still. Seeing that transgression of IPsec being done just for that... Apple should've known better. 18:11 < voidstar> why use IPsec over ovpn? 18:11 < Psi-Jack> I don't. 18:11 < voidstar> oops 18:11 < Psi-Jack> heh 18:11 < Psi-Jack> Anyway, tis lunch time, and the wife craves. 18:11 < voidstar> o/ 18:26 < CheckYourSix> Jesus. Fucking. Christ. 14 months I've been waiting for a reimbursement check. It showed up today. It's $31 short... 18:27 < XV8> CheckYourSix 'processing fees' 18:27 < CheckYourSix> I don't know whether I should just cash it and move on or complain and see what happened. I'm not sure it's worth the hassle for $31 18:27 < CheckYourSix> They paid the mileage, so I more than made out on that already. 18:27 < MillerBoss> If the check was $61, yes 18:28 < CheckYourSix> Check is $99, should be $130 18:28 < CheckYourSix> It took 14 months to get this back. I'm tempted to just cash it, email and tell them to fuck off (in a nice way), and move on 18:29 < CheckYourSix> Not worth my time any more 18:30 < CheckYourSix> Just a quick phone call Monday morning. They'll probably say they have limits on the amount they can reimburse for hotels or some dumb shit 18:34 < czarbomba> i went to get bagels and there was this one girl wearing yoga pants with a booty that looked like two puppies wrestling under a blanket when she walked 18:34 < czarbomba> it's enough to give a man religion again 18:35 * MillerBoss is listening to Randy Newman - I Love L.A. from the album Trouble In Paradise on Spotify. 18:35 < CheckYourSix> Lmao that's awful 18:35 < czarbomba> somebody's gotta counter #metoo 18:49 < czarbomba> why does the obnoxious asshole at COTA with the oversized flag ALWAYS a texas a&m student or grad 18:49 < czarbomba> s/does/is 18:49 < layer-yourmom> [SED czarbomba] why is the obnoxious asshole at COTA with the oversized flag ALWAYS a texas a&m student or grad 18:54 < czarbomba> it takes 90 minutes with a proper breakfast and no coffee for me to wake and feel fully human 18:54 < czarbomba> ballpark 18:55 < czarbomba> sysadmins, if it took 90 minutes for you to wake up how early would you need to set your alarm on work days 20:21 < CheckYourSix> czarbomba: Get out of bed? Or be awake and functional? 20:39 < Casteil> I think once I'm physically out of bed, I'm showered and at work in about 20 minutes flat 20:39 < CheckYourSix> Damn that's fast 20:39 < Casteil> that's what she said 20:39 < Casteil> :X 20:40 < CheckYourSix> I get up, start coffee, jump in the shower, drink coffee in between drying off and getting dressed, grab breakfast, brush my teeth, drive to work 20:40 < CheckYourSix> Depends how functional I am. Could be a 30 minute process or an hour. Plus, depends if I look at my computer in the morning or not 20:40 < Casteil> I used to grind/start my coffee in the morning, but I've been grinding it and putting it on a timer the night before lately 20:41 < CheckYourSix> I just use Keurig for now 20:41 < Casteil> I brew enough for my 24oz thermos and drink it over the next 2 or so hours @ work :P 20:42 < CheckYourSix> Maybe I'll do that at some point 20:43 < CheckYourSix> I make it through 16 oz before I even finish getting ready in the morning 20:43 < Casteil> keurig qty just doesn't give enough power 20:44 < CheckYourSix> I could just use the coffee machine at work, but meh. That means I have to get there before I start 20:44 < CheckYourSix> s/start/start drinking coffee 20:44 < layer-yourmom> [SED CheckYourSix] I could just use the coffee machine at work, but meh. That means I have to get there before I start drinking coffee 20:45 < suttin> CheckYourSix: or, dont cash it and annoy some accounting nerd 20:45 < CheckYourSix> suttin: I've waited for this check for too long. I'm probably just gonna cash it and tell them to mail another for the difference 20:45 < suttin> do you need the ~$100? are you just gonna blow it on something stupid? 20:46 < suttin> oh yeah speaking of stupid, my stickers are here 20:46 < suttin> brb 20:46 < CheckYourSix> You're talking to someone who teaches people how to manage money... who is also a cheap bastard. It'll get added to my vacation fund, since it's "extra" money 20:47 < suttin> just ear mark it for your vacation fund and don't actually deposit it 20:47 < suttin> then some account nerd has to figure out why their books are $99 off every quarter 20:47 < CheckYourSix> Why would I do that? 20:47 < suttin> petty revenge 20:47 < CheckYourSix> It's a gov agency 20:47 < suttin> oh then no one cares 20:47 < suttin> cash it 20:48 * CheckYourSix just ate 2 giant burritos and is stuffed 20:49 < DrGibby|> fatty fatty no friends 20:50 < suttin> stickers! I got a vim sticker, 4 tux's and two golang stickers 20:50 < suttin> :D 20:51 < DrGibby|> sweet 20:51 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> CheckYourSix: Invest it into bitcoin! It's on the rise! 20:51 < CheckYourSix> SysAdminGoneCraZ: Rofl! 20:51 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> lol 20:52 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> Holy shit. It's really on the rise. 20:52 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> Last I looked it was at $6k, It's 9K now. 20:52 < CheckYourSix> It's been slowly creeping up for several weeks 20:52 < suttin> i had .25 of a coin when they were $200 :( 20:53 < CheckYourSix> I have like $10 worth lol 20:53 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> lol 20:57 < abakedapplepie> damn 20:57 < abakedapplepie> ford is moving to detroit 20:58 < abakedapplepie> (downtown) 20:58 < Psi-Jack> Welp. There goes downtown Detroit. Found on the Road Dead in Detroit. 20:59 <@NinjaStyle> hi 21:01 < CheckYourSix> I think it's nap time lol 21:01 < CheckYourSix> NinjaStyle: When do you start the new job? 21:01 <@NinjaStyle> 1 more week at current, then i start new job the following week 21:06 < CheckYourSix> Are they flying you out to be there in person initially? 21:09 <@NinjaStyle> i dont think so 21:10 <@NinjaStyle> but im not really sure 21:11 < CheckYourSix> You think they would let you know by now... 21:12 <@NinjaStyle> lol yeah 21:12 <@NinjaStyle> i dont know if theyre gonna send me a computer, or if i buy and expense one either 21:13 <@NinjaStyle> i really wanna buy a new car lol 21:13 < CheckYourSix> I'd reach out on Monday and ask lol 21:14 <@NinjaStyle> i hope i can just buy a macbook 21:14 < CheckYourSix> That's what the typical American consumer does. Raise/promotion/whatever? Buy more shit and increase spending. 21:14 <@NinjaStyle> lol 21:15 <@NinjaStyle> i just want a BMW X3 M40i 21:15 < CheckYourSix> You can't make up your mind. Before this, it was a Mercedes 21:16 <@NinjaStyle> yeah, i changed my mind because i feel like that car youre paying for power alone 21:16 <@NinjaStyle> not a lot of luxury 21:16 < kevin-oculus> get audi rs5 21:16 <@NinjaStyle> i like the rs4 a lot 21:16 < CheckYourSix> I'm not a fan of BMW. They're nice, but they drive like shit. Real heavy in the front end 21:16 <@NinjaStyle> but i like having a hatch 21:17 < kevin-oculus> yes bmw suck during winter time driving 21:17 <@NinjaStyle> CheckYourSix: have you tried the AWD ones? 21:17 <@NinjaStyle> the x3 m40i is awd "x-drive" 21:17 < CheckYourSix> NinjaStyle: Yup. They all drive like shit. I've drive 3 series, 5 series, both regular and X drive, and different years. 21:18 < CheckYourSix> Very stiff front ends. Even in parking lots, you have to put some effort into turning the wheel 21:18 <@NinjaStyle> hm 21:18 <@NinjaStyle> idk i like a stiffer feel in the steering 21:18 < CheckYourSix> I can understand it being stiff at highway speeds, but not in parking lots. I haven't driven a BMW yet that I actually liked driving. 21:18 <@NinjaStyle> i'll have to test drive them though, was gonna teest the audi q3 too 21:18 < CheckYourSix> I like Audi a lot better 21:19 <@NinjaStyle> ive driven an a6, my mom used to have one 21:19 <@NinjaStyle> and i loved it 21:19 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> Just get a Prius. 21:19 <@NinjaStyle> gay 21:19 <@NinjaStyle> jp 21:20 < CheckYourSix> I really want a Subaru, but I enjoy watching my investments grow more than I enjoy cars, so... 21:20 <@NinjaStyle> i just want a comfy car i can put snowboarding stuff in and not need to fold all the seats down in 21:20 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> NinjaStyle: An Outback 21:20 <@NinjaStyle> i hate the look of the outback tho 21:20 < CheckYourSix> Just get a rack 21:20 <@NinjaStyle> CheckYourSix: i drive a fiesta ST currently 21:20 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> NinjaStyle: You'll get over it when you feel how that 3.5 handles. 21:21 <@NinjaStyle> even with the backseats, its got no room for passengers 21:21 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> CheckYourSix: Im too scared of investing in shit. 21:22 < CheckYourSix> Older Outbacks are ugly. The new ones are nice 21:22 < CheckYourSix> SysAdminGoneCraZ: Why? 21:22 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> CheckYourSix: Fear of the unknown I suppose 21:22 < CheckYourSix> SysAdminGoneCraZ: 3.6 you mean? Or 2.5? 21:23 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> CheckYourSix: 3.6 21:23 < CheckYourSix> SysAdminGoneCraZ: Investing isn't a big deal. Once your day to day money management is on track, it' 21:23 < CheckYourSix> s easy 21:24 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> CheckYourSix: I mean, our day-to-day has no issues. We have about $20K in the bank. It's been sitting there for a while, untouched. I'm just afraid of investing into something then coming out short or I invest when suddenly I need the money now, for like a house or something 21:27 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> CheckYourSix: Plus I dont trust other people when it comes to money. It doesnt help either that there are movies out there that make brokers come out a money-hungry sleazeballs willing to fuck you over to make a killing with your money. 21:27 < mkillebrew> put it all in SPY weeklies 21:31 < aokfire> microsoft more like 21:31 < mkillebrew> good god why 21:31 < mkillebrew> they just did their ER, it'll probably slump a bit next week 21:31 < mkillebrew> and it isn't known for massive gainz 21:32 < aokfire> what 21:34 < mkillebrew> what what 21:34 < mkillebrew> MSFT, AMZN, INTL, and GOOG just did earnings reports 21:35 < mkillebrew> AAPL is up soon, fundamentals look just on the high side of neutral, open interest and volume of options say it'll go up after hours on Tuesday 21:38 <@NinjaStyle> ugh, anyone jailbreak iphones? 21:41 < mkillebrew> I'm sure a lot of people do 21:43 <@NinjaStyle> very smart 21:48 < aokfire> oh 21:48 < aokfire> my investments are down 21:48 <@NinjaStyle> same 21:48 < aokfire> I put some money in at a sort of high :/ 21:48 < aokfire> like higher than is now 21:48 < aokfire> so I'm down like... 50$ 21:48 < aokfire> ish 21:49 < aokfire> not much but eu 21:49 < aokfire> euh 21:49 <@NinjaStyle> trying to buy a craigslist iphone 21:50 < abakedapplepie> ew 21:50 < abakedapplepie> what do you need 21:50 <@NinjaStyle> any iphone that is running a recent version of ios that is still jailbreakable and can use cydia 21:51 < aokfire> tempted to buy a switch now that that exploit is out 21:51 < aokfire> but brand new 400$ is expensive 22:00 < Casteil> aokfire: lol 22:00 < aokfire> what 22:00 < Casteil> @ buying a switch because there's the potential for bootleggery 22:01 < Casteil> 'mah backups' 22:01 < aokfire> ya 22:01 < aokfire> but 22:01 < aokfire> you can also run linux on it right 22:01 < aokfire> someone was running ubuntu 18.04 22:01 < aokfire> nintendo games, linux games ONE device 22:02 < Casteil> >linux games 22:02 < Casteil> lulz 22:02 < aokfire> i bet you use windows 22:04 < voidstar> how is ubu 18.04? 22:08 < abakedapplepie> lol ave's latest video 22:08 < misspwn_> can i jus have the salon come to me 22:08 < abakedapplepie> hes fuckin wasted 22:10 < Casteil> Promo code "XL3T10" expired on 04/27. nooooooooooooooooooooooo 22:10 < misspwn_> guess not, gona go get my haurr did 22:10 < misspwn_> free myself of the grey 22:11 < Casteil> (3-topping XL for $10) 22:11 < misspwn_> ur a 3 topping xl for 10 22:13 < Casteil> papa john's normal prices are pretty ridiculous, but they're decent pizza @ prices like that 22:13 < aokfire> make ur own 22:13 < aokfire> some of the best pizza 22:13 < abakedapplepie> fuckj papa johns 22:13 < abakedapplepie> fuck that guy 22:14 < abakedapplepie> ill never buy his pizza 22:14 < abakedapplepie> hes a piece of shit 22:14 < aokfire> papa johns dead 22:17 < Casteil> just bought a new pump for my pool 22:33 <@NinjaStyle> i'm Casteil i have a pool 22:33 < Casteil> I'm NinjaStyle I just got a 60% pay increase >.> 22:33 <@NinjaStyle> :( 22:33 < Casteil> frankly the pool is a bit of a looming financial obligation 22:34 <@NinjaStyle> technically i havent got the pay raise yet 22:34 < Casteil> if it ends up needing a new liner or something significant I'm pretty sure I'm just going to trash it 22:35 <@NinjaStyle> seems like taking a pool out would be expensive too 22:35 < Casteil> it's above ground 22:35 <@NinjaStyle> oh ok 22:35 < Casteil> worst part would be physical labor and paying dump fees 22:35 <@NinjaStyle> fuck, i might go in to the office and try to find this iphone 22:35 <@NinjaStyle> someone took it and never gave it back 22:35 < Casteil> and probably modifying my deck to not be pool-minded anymore lol 22:35 < Casteil> o.O 22:38 < aName> I've got a 6+ with touch disease 22:38 < aName> It was free and I don't have the tools to open it. 22:38 < Casteil> but I'm going to take a stab at running the pool for a year before I ditch it, I just know I'll regret it once it gets to be 90+ 22:38 < aName> I know if you just put a bit of tape over the chip, the case puts enough pressure on it that it works again 22:39 <@NinjaStyle> i hate apple a lot 22:39 < aName> NinjaStyle: I kind of do too 22:39 <@NinjaStyle> pentesting ios apps is a huge pain in the ass 22:39 < aName> NinjaStyle: But I have to admit, it's a nice piece of hardware 22:39 <@NinjaStyle> android is a breeze 22:39 < aName> Casteil: hottub 22:40 < aName> but modify it to also be coldtub 22:40 < Casteil> o_o 22:40 < Casteil> wut 22:40 < aName> What? Get a counter current heat exchanger, hook it into your AC 22:40 < aName> Run it hot when it's cold and cold when it's hot 22:41 < The_Dv8or> sup 22:41 < aName> Less water to maintain 22:41 < aName> Plus hottubs are always cool 22:41 < Casteil> you realise those systems are pretty outrageously expensive 22:41 < aName> Casteil: Eh, I guess. 22:41 <@NinjaStyle> just go inside when its hot 22:42 <@NinjaStyle> and go inside when its cold 22:46 < Daiwo> any win sysadmin/tweaker around ? 22:46 <@NinjaStyle> kinda 22:47 < Daiwo> i'm trying to figure wether or not searching for a string is possible in cmd.exe's output (within cmd.exe's window) , without recurring to some console emulator such as cmder or conemu 22:48 <@NinjaStyle> like grep style? 22:48 < Daiwo> no need to be from gui.. could be some cli util made for this.. using appropriate switches 22:48 <@NinjaStyle> i tihnk its findstr 22:48 < Daiwo> findstr search for file and folder only 22:48 <@NinjaStyle> ? 22:48 < Daiwo> I mean, strings from those 22:48 <@NinjaStyle> what exactly are you trying to do? 22:49 < Daiwo> search and highlight text displayed in my windows's terminal 22:49 <@NinjaStyle> like after it has been displayed? 22:50 < Daiwo> ye 22:50 <@NinjaStyle> why tho 22:50 < Daiwo> for instance, when I read some bigass help or syntaxe usage stuff 22:51 <@NinjaStyle> C:\>ping /h | findstr timeout 22:51 <@NinjaStyle> [-w timeout] [-R] [-S srcaddr] [-c compartment] [-p] 22:51 <@NinjaStyle> -w timeout Timeout in milliseconds to wait for each reply. 22:51 <@NinjaStyle> i mean... 22:51 <@NinjaStyle> is that not wht you need? 22:51 < Daiwo> hmm hold on trying 22:52 < Daiwo> I wasn't aware we could pipe it and have the result displaye on the terminal directly 22:52 < Daiwo> thx 22:53 <@NinjaStyle> np 22:53 < Daiwo> you know if highlighting is possible ? 22:53 <@NinjaStyle> i dont think so =/ 22:53 < Daiwo> I'll take a deeper look at findstr 22:54 <@NinjaStyle> you could do much fancier stuff in powershell 22:54 < Daiwo> thx a mill ;p 22:54 < DrGibby|> !nominate NinjaStyle he's a helpful dude 22:54 <@NinjaStyle> thanks DrGibby| 22:54 < DrGibby|> np buddy 22:54 < Daiwo> I guess so. (switching to PS as my default win-ready cli-shell is still on my Todo) 22:54 <@NinjaStyle> :) 22:54 <@NinjaStyle> sounds like you have a reason to switch now 22:54 <@NinjaStyle> :) 22:55 < Daiwo> :P 22:56 < Daiwo> the lame-in-me wins too often. thx for helping him in his ridiculous useless daily struggle thought 22:56 < Daiwo> (french-native btw.. pls forgive my wacky english) 22:57 <@NinjaStyle> no problem 23:00 <@NinjaStyle> why am i still op 23:00 <@NinjaStyle> :) 23:00 < voidstar> to +v me 23:00 < CheckYourSix> They took everyone's +v away again? 23:02 < voidstar> wait. I was voiced last night and I didn't notice 23:02 < voidstar> lol 23:04 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> CheckYourSix: Nominations were invalid 23:04 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> !nominate CheckYourSix Being Super Duper 23:04 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> Damn it layer-eight 23:05 <+CheckYourSix> How are you giving me +v if you aren't even +o? 23:05 <@NinjaStyle> hehehe 23:05 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> CheckYourSix: Secret levels 23:09 < sideup66> Hey 23:09 < sideup66> If dickbutt hasn't flown yet 23:09 < sideup66> Is it in honor of me doing oncall 23:11 <+voidstar> o/ 23:12 * NinjaStyle sneaks around giving out ninja +v 23:14 <+voidstar> my epeen appreciates being 7th in a list of 709 23:15 < Daiwo> NinjaStyle: seems like "find" does it as well (even though both "find" and "fndstr" 's man says it search for strings in files only .. fndstr is little more "complete" though 23:15 < Daiwo> ie: help ping | find /I timeout 23:16 < Daiwo> hmm text must be "" enclosed though 23:16 < Daiwo> "timeout" 23:17 <@NinjaStyle> ah, ive always used findstr, good to know 23:21 * Church- coughs 23:21 < Church-> Where is my hat good sir? 23:41 <+voidstar> you must speak with the coat check good sir 23:45 < bomb> no speak with the goat instead 23:50 < Sousapro> Did we scare away felda? 23:56 < rpifan> hi 23:57 < Daiwo> NinjaStyle: hmm .. seems like hotkey is a little faster (for non programmatical usage, which is what I was looking for) .. still trying to assign a simple hotkey for it (ie ) .. --- Log closed Sun Apr 29 00:00:02 2018