--- Log opened Mon Apr 30 00:00:03 2018
00:07 < Holonium> Hello
00:14 < Holonium> I was wondering if anybody has any experience with PowerPC cards.
00:20 < rpifan> nop
00:45 < sideup66> well kids
00:45 < sideup66> you thought you liked the cable cartel
00:45 < sideup66> GET READY FOR THE MOBILE CARTEL
00:47 <+voidstar> I'm just glad that the twc buy out by spectrum increased my bandwidth from 24.5mbps to 100mbps for $10 less
00:48 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> sideup66: The hell you on aboout?
00:48 < sideup66> tmobile and sprint are merging
00:48 < sideup66> tmobile is buying sprint
00:48 < sideup66> voidstar: thats a small silver lining
00:48 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> sideup66: And there you were with "I don't know if I should go with tmo".
00:49 < sideup66> SysAdminGoneCraZ: sprint sucks.
00:49 < sideup66> i dont know wtf im gonna gain with them.
00:49 < sideup66> also arent they a completely different network tech
00:49 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> sideup66: Tmobile just wants their waves.
00:49 < sideup66> tmo/vzw are cdma, while sprint and at&t gsm?
00:49 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> sideup66: Backwards.
00:49 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> sideup66: ATT+TMo = GSM
00:50 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> sideup66: If TMo buys out Sprint, its for their freq's.
00:50 < abakedapplepie> i thought verizon switched to gsm
00:50 < Nightcinder> tmo+sprint is a merger
00:50 < Nightcinder> abakedapplepie: 'kind of'
00:50 < Nightcinder> LTE is a GSM tech
00:50 < abakedapplepie> yeah
00:50 < Nightcinder> but the backend is still CDMA
00:51 < abakedapplepie> hmm
00:51 < Nightcinder> non-HD voice/3g/1x are all CDMA sti ll
00:51 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> Which is why you can't call with internet when you're non-lte lol
00:51 < misspwn_> what does all that mean?
00:52 < Nightcinder> CDMA = VZW/Sprint
00:52 < Nightcinder> GSM = ATT/Tmo
00:52 < Nightcinder> tech is incompatible with each other
00:52 < misspwn_> ah is that just the frequency it travels oveR?
00:52 < Nightcinder> no
00:52 < Nightcinder> it's the technology/protocol
00:53 < sideup66> SysAdminGoneCraZ: if they keep being tmo and upsetting vzw/at&t that is good
00:53 < Nightcinder> the frequency can handle GSM or CDMA or whatever else
00:53 < sideup66> but 3 companies i worry
00:53 < sideup66> too little competition
00:53 < sideup66> if someone is upsetting the norm its good
00:53 < Nightcinder> it's already too little competition
00:53 < sideup66> if they all get too big, that stops
00:53 < sideup66> yep
00:53 < Nightcinder> i miss alltel
00:53 < sideup66> why i kinda dont want them to
00:54 < misspwn_> I use google fi which bounces off sprint i think
00:54 < sideup66> sadly verizon has the "biggest" problem
00:54 < sideup66> misspwn_: sprint is butt where i live
00:54 < Nightcinder> i use vzw and it would be hard for me to want to switch
00:54 < Nightcinder> tmo reception is a joke
00:54 < misspwn_> it goes off different carries too right? i've never had an issue even traveling internationally with the service
00:54 < sideup66> either you get service IN a city
00:54 < sideup66> or you leave the city
00:54 < sideup66> forget it
00:54 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> Nightcinder: Depends where you live.
00:54 < Nightcinder> yes i was referring to here
00:55 < misspwn_> but at home i get crap service no matter what carrier so i heavily rely on calls over wifi
00:55 < sideup66> tmo has some dead spots aroun the us looking at the coverage maps
00:55 < misspwn_> which fi project has done pretty seamlessly
00:55 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> sideup66: In Jersey? Seriously/
00:55 < sideup66> misspwn_: them im considering, if its sprint though, eh
00:55 < sideup66> SysAdminGoneCraZ: i have 0 problems in jersey
00:55 < misspwn_> before fi, i had to force sprint to give me a cell phone booster at home because otherwise i would not be able to make calls
00:55 < sideup66> only time is at work, seems eh because of network congestion sometimes
00:55 < sideup66> then my phone found another tower
00:56 < sideup66> and we are good lol
00:56 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> sideup66: OOH shit, read that wrong. I thought you said "around us" meaning arounds where you live.
00:57 < sideup66> :)
00:57 < sideup66> no in the US
00:57 < sideup66> SysAdminGoneCraZ: ive been largely impressed
00:57 < sideup66> i turned off bingeon and data maximizer
00:57 < Nightcinder> my work is in the middle of nowhere
00:57 < sideup66> only complaint is the damn spam they text me at times
00:58 < Nightcinder> and my home is in a semi-populated area
00:58 < sideup66> turned off marketing
00:58 < Nightcinder> tmo is not worthwhile here
00:58 < sideup66> but i get the stupid
00:58 < sideup66> hey did you know texts
00:58 < misspwn_> sideup66, i would check their coverage map to see if it's worth it and then checke how much data you use as well. they don't offer unlimited data. it's $10/GB until you hit 6GB then it's unlimited. me personally i don't worry about hitting a GB most months because at home it's wifi/at work it's wifi
00:58 < Nightcinder> i'd try fi if my work would give me a stipend
00:58 < Nightcinder> some sort of bullshit tax reasoning for not giving us stipends
00:59 < misspwn_> eh i'm paying 55/or less a month for two phones...
00:59 < sideup66> misspwn_: i dont use a ton, now and then i may use alot in a month
00:59 < sideup66> but normally nah
00:59 < Nightcinder> i have a 2xl so i can just pop it over to fi easily enough
00:59 < Nightcinder> i wish there was a 'test' option
00:59 < Nightcinder> like send me a 7 day sim
01:00 < misspwn_> it's $20 for unlimited calls/texts and then 10/GB which is pretty great if you aren't streaming netflix off wifi haha
01:00 < Nightcinder> You have great coverage!
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01:00 < misspwn_> also whatever data you don't use you odn't pay for
01:01 < sideup66> misspwn_: that is my thought, i dont use a ton constantly, though my car has android auto
01:01 < sideup66> so spotify happens in the car
01:01 < Nightcinder> what phones can be on fi?
01:01 < sideup66> only time id be a data whore
01:01 < Nightcinder> iOS is a no right
01:01 < misspwn_> google phones
01:01 < sideup66> that or a trip where im streaming alot from the car or something
01:01 < Nightcinder> just google?
01:01 < Nightcinder> rip
01:01 < misspwn_> seen uh people making it work with iphones
01:02 < sideup66> im surprised google doesnt make it just unlimited for 60/mo as an option
01:02 < sideup66> good way to piss off the other 4
01:02 < Nightcinder> https://i.imgur.com/XKTyca6.png this is what they claim for 4 people
01:02 < layer-yourmom> * Nightcinder →  IMAGE/PNG Document, 56,968 bytes
01:02 < Nightcinder> $100 for 2 people
01:02 < misspwn_> as far as spotify which is my main source of music streaming, i save the music to spotify which reduces the data use. but honestly, streaming spotify on the way to work doesn't use that much
01:03 < sideup66> yep
01:03 < sideup66> i have sirius til july, once its up im not renewing as my work commute no longer sucks
01:03 < sideup66> sadly my bootleg premium is nomore :(
01:04 < misspwn_> hah usually they will call you and try to rope you in again for a heavily discounted if not free
01:04 < misspwn_> "oh well you know, still not sure if i like it"
01:07 < Nightcinder> misspwn_: i sync my playlists on wifi
01:08 < sideup66> misspwn_: on spotify
01:08 < sideup66> yeah i know
01:08 < sideup66> but spotify is 10 a month
01:08 < sideup66> sirius is like 20 for the mid package
01:08 < sideup66> screw that
01:10 < Nightcinder> sirius is awful
01:11 < czarbomba> did millebrew possess nightcinder or something?
01:11 < czarbomba> or is there just a worldwide autism flare-up
01:12 < Nightcinder> ?
01:12 < Nightcinder> dislike sirius xm is autism?
01:12 < czarbomba> you're shitting on literally everything except your cell provider
01:12 < czarbomba> rough sunday?
01:12 < SysAdminGoneLinX> Welp, That's one thing done on Linux.
01:12 < czarbomba> hemorrhoids gone nuclear?
01:12 < czarbomba> talk to your buddy
01:12 < Nightcinder> i'm not shitting on anything
01:13 < Nightcinder> was checking what google fi said it costs, said tmobile's coverage sucks here and that i can't switch off verizon
01:13 < Nightcinder> didn't know that was 'shitting on everything'
01:13 < czarbomba> maybe tmo+sprint will be what you need
01:13 < Nightcinder> fuck that
01:14 < SysAdminGoneLinX> Nightcinder, If sprint has good coverage around you, you'd be able to go to Tmo after the merger.
01:14 < Nightcinder> i'd then have to call vzw and have my phone unlocked and then go to sprint/tmo
01:14 < Nightcinder> i think fi would likely be much cheaper
01:15 < Nightcinder> i don't see any world where that merger is anything but anti-consumer
01:15 < SysAdminGoneLinX> Maybe. But do they give you free shit every Tuesday?
01:15 < Nightcinder> wat
01:15 < SysAdminGoneLinX> Oh, I see. You never heard of Tmobile Tuesdays? THey give you free shit on Tuesdays.
01:16 < SysAdminGoneLinX> Like, Free movie/game rentals. Discounted movie tickets. Free Ice cream. Free Shirts. Free Donuts. etc etc
01:16 < czarbomba> i got a free year of mlb ppv
01:16 < czarbomba> mlb.tv
01:16 < Nightcinder> can i get a single month of google fi?
01:16 < czarbomba> it's not a cheap package
01:16 < SysAdminGoneLinX> czarbomba, ^^ Me too!
01:17 < Nightcinder> mlb.tv is great if you have a vpn
01:17 < czarbomba> or literally any device on the planet
01:17 < Nightcinder> maybe one day they'll start streaming locals
01:17 < czarbomba> they, uh, do
01:17 < Nightcinder> locals are blacked out
01:17 < czarbomba> they follow the same rules tv follows
01:17 < czarbomba> mlb rules
01:17 < Nightcinder> if you are in your market
01:17 < Nightcinder> you are blacked out
01:17 < czarbomba> okay. you'er going to argue this with someone who's had the service since it premiered
01:17 < czarbomba> jesus fucking christ. take your autism meds already
01:17 < Nightcinder> i'm not sure what we're arguing?
01:18 < Nightcinder> mlb.tv has local blackouts that if you are in the TV market you can't use mlb.tv
01:18 < mkillebrew> maybe you're both wrong
01:18 < czarbomba> s/mlb.tv/EVERY FUCKING NATIONAL MLB BROADCAST EVER
01:18 < layer-yourmom> [SED czarbomba/Nightcinder] EVERY FUCKING NATIONAL MLB BROADCAST EVER has local blackouts that if you are in the TV market you can't use mlb.tv
01:18 < Nightcinder> ..ok?
01:18  * czarbomba staples millerboss to the wall until he fixes that damn script
01:19 < Nightcinder> i'm in the local market for my team so a service like mlb.tv doesn't help me without a vpn
01:19 < czarbomba> sigh
01:19 < Nightcinder> maybe you should take the meds this evening?
01:19 < czarbomba> ANYWAY
01:19 < czarbomba> nightcinder's clearly experiencing some sort of Problem
01:19 < Nightcinder> no problems here
01:19 < czarbomba> maybe let's let him have a little alone time for a while
01:19 < Nightcinder> what is wrong with you
01:20 < Nightcinder> are you ok?
01:20 < czarbomba> so check it. ash vs. evil dead isn't returning but there are talks about a new movie
01:20 < czarbomba> possibly an actual sequel to army of darkness
01:20 < Nightcinder> SysAdminGoneLinX: i'm locked into verizon rn anyway
01:20 < czarbomba> the reboot fad needs to end
01:20 < Nightcinder> would cost me around $200 to switch
01:20 < SysAdminGoneLinX> czarbomba, Man, they can't remake that magic. They tried with the series. It just wasn't there.
01:20 < czarbomba> the series was at least kinda sorta loosely in the same vein
01:21 < SysAdminGoneLinX> Nightcinder, I think TMo buys you out if you switch
01:21 < czarbomba> the reboot movie was just hot garbage
01:21 < Nightcinder> they pay off device payment plans?
01:21 < Nightcinder> i have like 5mo left on paying my pixel off
01:21 < czarbomba> hopefully the raimis don't allow diablo cody anywhere near anything to do with that franchise any more
01:21 < SysAdminGoneLinX> Nightcinder, I think they do ETFs but I don't know if that covers phones.
01:22 < Nightcinder> ETF's are kind of a thing of the past for non-grandfathered plans
01:22 < czarbomba> i think i like the freedom of owning my phone outright
01:22 < m4221> Do you know what is more challenging that IT?
01:22 < m4221> Parents
01:22 < czarbomba> that's why you're supposed to kill them once you turn 18, m4221
01:22 < czarbomba> if you get away with it, you're ready for adult life
01:22 < Nightcinder> i'm not even sure how to get my pixel 2 xl unlocked because work bought it for me
01:22 < SysAdminGoneLinX> Nightcinder, Yeap, they do phones. * Topic for ##reddit-sysadmin-quarantine is: You may have been redirected here because you are not identified with Nickserv. Please register ( https://goo.gl/Pp1KQj ) or identify (/msg nickserv identify) before trying to join #reddit-sysadmin again.
01:22 < layer-yourmom> * SysAdminGoneLinX →  ⚓  https://freenode.net/kb/answer/registration → Nickname Registration - freenode
01:22 < Nightcinder> wot
01:22 < SysAdminGoneLinX> https://www.t-mobile.com/resources/how-to-join-us
01:22 < layer-yourmom> * SysAdminGoneLinX →  Switch To T-Mobile | Join T-Mobile & Transfer Your Number and Phone | T-Mobile
01:22  * m4221 notes that in my detective book
01:23 < SysAdminGoneLinX> IDK WTF was that?
01:23 < m4221> czarbomba: you have been reported ;)
01:23 < SysAdminGoneLinX> Nightcinder, They'll pay upto $650 if you're coming from verizon
01:24 < czarbomba> m4221, pay no mind to the FBI_VAN wireless network you just saw pop up in your area
01:24 < Nightcinder> does fi still do data-only?
01:25 < SysAdminGoneLinX> Nightcinder, Yeah, Fi is data only. Everything you do is via data.
01:26 < m4221> czarbomba: Flowers By Irene, right?
01:26 < Nightcinder> oh shit i can active my pixel 2 xl SIM free
01:28 < m4221> Sousapro: hey
01:32 <+voidstar> just finished halt and catch fire
01:34 < czarbomba> i wish they'd gone one more season
01:34 < czarbomba> the final episodes felt rushed
01:35 <+voidstar> ^
01:35 <+voidstar> the death of you know who seemed really sudden
01:36 <+DrGibby|> yeah
01:36 <+DrGibby|> and after that it was like they just wanted to put a bow on it and shove it out
01:37 <+voidstar> the writers probably knew that the jig was up and the network wanted them to end it since viewership was bad I think
01:38 < czarbomba> meanwhile we can't get rid of ncis
01:40 <+voidstar> lmfao
01:40 < SysAdminGoneLinX> Party Rock?
01:41 <+DrGibby|> well, czarbomba, there is only 1 person left of the OG cast and now he directs too
01:43 < Nightcinder> SysAdminGoneLinX: what do you pay for tmob
01:44 < SysAdminGoneLinX> Nightcinder, I have 5 lines, but it averages out to $40 a line. Unlimited Everything.
01:44 < m4221> DrGibby|: are you ready to watch czarbomba get tazed on live pd?
01:44 < czarbomba> is his hair high & tight and mostly grey
01:44 <+DrGibby|> yes
01:45 < Nightcinder> SysAdminGoneLinX: we pay like $350 for 4 lines on vzw
01:45  * czarbomba staples m4221 to a police cruiser
01:45 < SysAdminGoneLinX> Nightcinder, HOLY SHIT.
01:45 < Nightcinder> well
01:45 < Nightcinder> that includes the device payments
01:45 < m4221> DrGibby|: our company puts out a quarterly newsletter with pictures of new hires and all the people who left the company in the last quarter
01:45 < Nightcinder> two pixels an sgs8 and an ip8
01:45 < Nightcinder> 7? 8? one of the two
01:45 < SysAdminGoneLinX> m4221, Smart fuckers.
01:46 < Nightcinder> m4221: man i don't even get told when someone leaves or gets hired and then i get a message 'hey why is this person still in the address book'
01:46 < Nightcinder> WELL YOU DIDN'T TELL ME THEY LEFT
01:46 < SysAdminGoneLinX> ^^^
01:46 < Nightcinder> then my followup is
01:46 < m4221> Nightcinder: we have people who left 10 years ago in our address book
01:46 < Nightcinder> 'where is the computer'
01:47 < Nightcinder> 'oh it's still at their desk'
01:47 < Nightcinder> .....
01:47 < Nightcinder> m4221: our HR guys randomly got upset and went through the address book and highlighted all the people who need to be removed
01:47 < Nightcinder> i was rather annoyed
01:48 < misspwn_> maybe he was triggered by a past employee
01:48 < m4221> Nightcinder: block access to his favorite site ;)
01:48 < czarbomba> s/his favorite site/felda.io
01:48 < layer-yourmom> [SED czarbomba/m4221] Nightcinder: block access to felda.io ;)
01:48 < SysAdminGoneLinX> Crime against humanity right there.
01:49 < misspwn_> i had a client who had me remove a mailbox and then i exported a list of all the active ones. she kept sending me the same excel document and nothing was highlighted and her name was on the list. it took 4 emails for her to finally get it
01:49 < Nightcinder> well we have two HR women who are vastly different
01:49 < Nightcinder> the director is far more hands off than the manager
01:49 < SysAdminGoneLinX> Wow. Felda.io looks better on linux lol
01:49 < Nightcinder> when the director is away (at the other plant) the manager thinks she has unlimited power
01:49 < SysAdminGoneLinX> Nightcinder, ooofph.
01:49 < Nightcinder> ..weirdly enough the other HR girl who does payroll has applied for our open IT position
01:50 <+DrGibby|> why did I open that and expect something different?
01:50 < Nightcinder> we are a very HR-free zone
01:50 < Nightcinder> now i'm concerned
01:50 < Nightcinder> she's the best candidate we've had too..
01:50 < misspwn_> do you think the HR girl can hang?
01:50 < Nightcinder> she's very mousy
01:50 <+CheckYourSix> Nightcinder: Run far away!
01:50 < Nightcinder> mousey*
01:50 <+CheckYourSix> HR =/= Gppd
01:50 < misspwn_> you gotta transition somehow
01:50 < Nightcinder> CheckYourSix: i don't make hiring decisions
01:50 <+CheckYourSix> s/gppd/good
01:50 < SysAdminGoneLinX> Nightcinder, So wait, she can IT?? What she doing in HR in the first place??
01:50 < m4221> Nightcinder: Check your six
01:50 < Nightcinder> SysAdminGoneLinX: she's HRIS
01:50 < Nightcinder> hr information systems
01:51 < SysAdminGoneLinX> Oooh
01:51 < misspwn_> so maybe she'll do good
01:51 < Nightcinder> it's not a pure IT role
01:51 < Nightcinder> my concern is cultural not ability to do work
01:51 < Nightcinder> it's a lot more analyst/sql/ERP
01:51 < SysAdminGoneLinX> HOnestly I didn't think such a thing existed. HRIS
01:51 < Nightcinder> yeah
01:51 < Nightcinder> the other two HR girls are computer illiterate basically
01:51 < misspwn_> i didn't know about HRIS until charter
01:52 < czarbomba> sounds like a position dreamt up after a series of HR rep murders
01:52 < misspwn_> ha
01:52 < Nightcinder> she's super smart and has 10 years exp with 2 degrees
01:52 < Nightcinder> i'm not part of the interview process i was just given her resume by my coworker who will be doing tha interview
01:52 < misspwn_> well Nightcinder surely through the interview process if she makes it that far, they'll be able to tell if she'd fit in with the team
01:53 < Nightcinder> ya
01:53 < misspwn_> the guys i work with were apprehensive about a female joining the team and then i roll in being awesome
01:53 < misspwn_> so it either works or doesn't
01:54 < Nightcinder> we already have a chick
01:54 < m4221> misspwn_: peg them to tell them who is boss
01:54 < Nightcinder> we had two chicks and this open spot is replacing the chick that left
01:54 <+CheckYourSix> Meh. I don't care male/female either way. Just HR is a no no
01:54 < Nightcinder> the other chick is the interviewer for this job
01:54 < Nightcinder> my boss and her
01:54 < misspwn_> m4221, i just unknowingly did a hand jerking motion while talkinb about some issue and that magically made me accepted
01:54 < Nightcinder> we had to revamp the spec to remove more of the IT stuff because of the resumes we were getting
01:55 < Nightcinder> so i'm not needed
01:55 < m4221> misspwn_: $cio did that when someone complained about something stupid
01:55 < misspwn_> lel
01:55 < misspwn_> i have to becareful to not overdo it because in a regular enviroment that would be a big nono
01:55 < m4221> I am writing policy documents this week
01:56 < m4221> It is stuff that needs to be done
01:56 < Nightcinder> our work environment is very laid back and open
01:56 < m4221> Nightcinder: like she was last night?
01:57 < Nightcinder> a lot of 'is the door closed?'
01:58 < Nightcinder> we have two offices with a middle door that remains open
01:58 < Nightcinder> and one office's door auto closes and the other doesn't so one side's usually open
02:00 < DLSteve> I yell a lot of obscenities at work but I tend to keep it gender neutral and equally offensive to all.
02:01 < Nightcinder> lol
02:03 < misspwn_> having the equally offensive mindset is important
02:04 < DLSteve> My coworkers and I have what we call the circle of trust, basically we all have enough dirt on each other to get us in trouble HR.
02:05 < DLSteve> But we actually have a fairly mixed team.
02:07 < xe0n> loll
02:08 <+CheckYourSix> misspwn_: Just think of Full Metal Jacket and the opening scene. "I do not look down on ...., here, you are all equally worthless!"
02:09 < Nightcinder> fucking nest
02:10 < misspwn_> hah, i like my team though got real lucky this time
02:10 < ravioli> hi nerds
02:10 < Nightcinder> autoschedule set a 69-74 heat range for my apt and it hit 75 and the air kicked on
02:10 < Nightcinder> it's 40F ou tside
02:10 < Nightcinder> and my air is on
02:10 < Nightcinder> i had it set 60-80 earlier and autoschedule changed it to 69-74
02:11 < JollyRgrs> 60-80 you wanna create a sauna in your house?
02:11 < JollyRgrs> 75 in the house? what kinda stupid heater you have that won't turn off?
02:11 < JollyRgrs> i wish it was 40F outside
02:12 < Nightcinder> we're u sing the oven
02:12 < Nightcinder> https://i.imgur.com/UAuk3uE.png
02:12 < layer-yourmom> * Nightcinder →  IMAGE/PNG Document, 10,304 bytes
02:12 < ravioli> it's 47º here
02:13 < Nightcinder> i switched to bedroom which was also just outside the range and it kicked the heat on lol
02:14 < Nightcinder> https://i.imgur.com/skaqFHK.png
02:14 < layer-yourmom> * Nightcinder →  IMAGE/PNG Document, 19,325 bytes
02:14 < JollyRgrs> WOO! EVERYONE! LOAD UP ORIGIN! PEGGLE IS FREE APP "ON THE HOUSE"!!!
02:14 < Nightcinder> i usually keep the internal temp 68-72
02:15 < Nightcinder> gf is over so it's warmer
02:26 < JollyRgrs> warmer?
02:26 < JollyRgrs> it should be HAWT when the gf is over
02:26 < JollyRgrs> you only got like a luke warm gal?
02:28 < misspwn_> hah
02:28 < misspwn_> no one likes chilly cheeks!
02:35  * czarbomba eyes the thermostat on 60F, whistles
02:36 <+Church-> Okay, bought a nice print.
02:36 < BytesAndCoffee> czarbomba: who is trying to freeze you to death??
02:36 < czarbomba> the trane people
02:37 < BytesAndCoffee> so Sprint and T-mo are merging
02:40 < The_Dv8or> yep
02:41 < The_Dv8or> been coming for a long time meow
02:41 < czarbomba> homeland in 20 minutes y'all
02:42 <+DrGibby|> WESTWORD!!!
02:42 < SOLxCrono> really? interesting. was looking at switching to one of them too
02:42 < SOLxCrono> probably gunna stick with big red though
02:42 < BytesAndCoffee> meanwhile in Canada we still have the same shitty Big Three
02:42 < BytesAndCoffee> well, Ontario
02:43 < BytesAndCoffee> SK and QC have their own province-run cellcos that have better plans
02:43 < BytesAndCoffee> Hell, Robbers, and Dont-Telus
02:44 < benjgvps> BytesAndCoffee: Eastlink is making a push, at least in Northern Ontario
02:46 < BytesAndCoffee> benjgvps: they do cellular?
02:46 < benjgvps> BytesAndCoffee: Yep, they started a few years back
02:46 < BytesAndCoffee> well, they're not in hamilton at least
02:46 < benjgvps> They got their own towers and let you roam on both bell and rogers
02:46 < BytesAndCoffee> im on a rogers business plan
02:47 < BytesAndCoffee> i pay $130 after tax for 6GB and unlimited minutes with an iphone 7
02:47 < Jay-Ros> bytesandcoffee: https://imgur.com/a/YXe3ak8 ??
02:47 < layer-yourmom> * Jay-Ros →  IMGUR Album → a few seconds ago → 1 Image → ⚘ 0
02:47 < BytesAndCoffee> but the overage rates are so much better than anything else
02:47 < BytesAndCoffee> $10/2GB
02:48 < benjgvps> I got a Bell plan through work for $35 and a cheap Rogers hotspot dongle to fill in the gaps. Can't complain.
02:48 < BytesAndCoffee> Jay-Ros: i wish they were as kind and caring as him
02:48 < czarbomba> good people don't go over their data limits
02:48 < BytesAndCoffee> czarbomba: i mean, when its that cheap though
02:49 < czarbomba> won't you think of the poor cellular companies
02:49 < BytesAndCoffee> ah fuck em'
02:49 < BytesAndCoffee> they're fucking my wallet with no lube
02:49 < czarbomba> two raw holes don't make a right :(
02:50 < BytesAndCoffee> what, are you a telco tech?
02:50 < czarbomba> i just respect our cellular providers
02:52 < BytesAndCoffee> i love /r/starbucks https://i.imgur.com/nAUBJW1.jpg
02:52 < layer-yourmom> * BytesAndCoffee →  IMAGE/JPEG Document, 110,439 bytes
02:52 < BytesAndCoffee> "be careful what you wish for"
02:53 < czarbomba> "so you say you've wanted to experience a diabetic coma..."
02:53 < czarbomba> is there any actual coffee in there
02:53 < czarbomba> maybe an inch worth at the bottom
02:54 < BytesAndCoffee> its a caramel frappucino
02:54 < BytesAndCoffee> so no
02:54 < czarbomba> frappucinos don't have coffee?
02:54 < BytesAndCoffee> creme frappucinos don't
02:54 < BytesAndCoffee> and most people get creme fraps
02:54 < czarbomba> if you insist
02:54 < BytesAndCoffee> also frap roast is blegh
02:55 < BytesAndCoffee> but espresso makes it too liquidy
02:55 < misspwn_> instructions unclear, fap roast
02:55 < czarbomba> ++
02:55 < BytesAndCoffee> misspwn_: so extra creamy
02:55 < misspwn_> no gluten
02:55 < czarbomba> s/gluten/asparagus
02:55 < layer-yourmom> [SED czarbomba/misspwn_] no asparagus
02:55 < BytesAndCoffee> mu gainz
02:55 < BytesAndCoffee> s/mu/muh/
02:55 < layer-yourmom> [SED BytesAndCoffee] muh gainz
02:56 <+DrGibby|> HERE WE GO LADS
02:57 < BytesAndCoffee> /r/madlads
02:57 <+DrGibby|> and lasses
02:57 <+DrGibby|> don't want to discriminate
02:57 < czarbomba> but muh pronouns
02:58 <+voidstar> my preferred pronoun is broskie
02:58 <+voidstar> homeslice is also acceptable
02:59 < czarbomba> how about 'cupcake'
02:59 <+voidstar> how dare you disrespect my heritage with that assumption
03:00 < czarbomba> BUT MUH PRONOUNS
03:21 < Jay-Ros> s/PRO/BRO
03:21 < layer-yourmom> [SED Jay-Ros/czarbomba] BUT MUH BRONOUNS
03:21 < Jay-Ros> where's layer eight??
03:22 < misspwn_> i ate it
03:24 < BytesAndCoffee> you eight it*
03:35 < xe0n> monday fundays
03:35 < SysAdminGoneLinX> Well boys, my resignation letter is complete. 2 weeks from tomorrow and I'll be a free man.
03:36 < SysAdminGoneLinX> I don't have an NDA so I get spill allllll sorts of secrets.
03:37 < ned0> @?
03:37 < ned0> @?!?!!?!?!
03:37 < SysAdminGoneLinX> Can't say till I leave. Plausible deniability and all that jazz
03:39 < SysAdminGoneLinX> Nah just kidding. lol No where important. Government medical position.
03:45 < ned0> lol I just meant the twitter handle
03:45 <@Nostalg14c> Morning.
03:46 < ned0> where you'll be spilling the deets
04:00 < togen> morning
04:01 < togen> zzzzzzzzzz
04:01 < togen> wish I was at home in bed
04:08 < BytesAndCoffee> im in an NDA, and could have sworn i was in a non-compete
04:08 < BytesAndCoffee> but i recently asked HR and they could not find a non-compete anywhere in my file
04:08 < BytesAndCoffee> i've been there over a year now
04:09 < Jay-Ros> Howdy people
04:12 < xe0n> howdy dr nick
04:17 < Nightcinder> meow
04:17 < Nightcinder> no NDA for government medical position SysAdminGoneLinX?
04:17 <@Nostalg14c> Fml.
04:18 < Nightcinder> sup
04:18 <@Nostalg14c> Spend a few hours trying to get uefi pxe working.
04:18 < Nightcinder> our wildcard cert expired at 7:59pm today
04:18 <@Nostalg14c> Turns out its just the OE machine iw as tryin gon is fucked.
04:18 <@Nostalg14c> Works everywhere else.
04:18 < Nightcinder> my boss ignored the renewals
04:18 < Nightcinder> and now email doesn't work
04:18 < xe0n> haha
04:18 <@Nostalg14c> ONE*
04:18 < Nightcinder> and i don't have login credentials to our hosting provider to get the CSR
04:30 <@JollyRgrs> cryptic1: HURRY! READY UP!
04:33 < Jay-Ros> hey guys, can someone give me a hand with network config on an opensuse server?
04:33 < Jay-Ros> every time I reboot it loses the route, and there's only (dest) 192.168.6.0 (gateway) * (genmask) 255.255.255.0 (flags) U (iface) eth0
04:35 < Jay-Ros> what do I need to modify (/etc/sysconfig/network/ eth0? routes? config?) to stick it
04:39 < Sousapro> Hey if any of you want to do any of the ”learn $Skill in a month of lunches” books, they're on sale for half off from the publisher (manning.com)
04:39 < Sousapro> Use wm042918lt at checkout
04:42 < czarbomba> if you use that code it will install a bitcoin miner on your computer that mines coins directly into sousapro's wallet
04:46 < Jay-Ros> use MINEME10 at checkout to get a great discount!!
04:51 <@JollyRgrs> is that in memory of minime?
04:52 < Jay-Ros> abso-fucking-lutely!
04:54 < mkillebrew> lunches?
04:54 < mkillebrew> Jay-Ros: y u have no default route
04:54 < Jay-Ros> mkillebrew - I do sometimes :(
04:54 < mkillebrew> clearly not
04:54 < Jay-Ros> it's only when I reboot that it goes away
04:54 < mkillebrew> and how do you get it back
04:54 < Jay-Ros> I can throw in a route add default gw <gateway>, but it goes again when I reboot
04:55 < mkillebrew> are you DHCP or static?
04:55 < Jay-Ros> static
04:55 < The_Dv8or> I guess you should throw the default route into /etc/interfaces, right?
04:55 < Sousapro> czarbomba: lol
04:55 < Jay-Ros> my linux experience is very "order a beer at the pub" level
04:55 < Sousapro> czarbomba: I got the promo code in my email and figured I would pass it on
04:56 < Jay-Ros> no such file or directory. I've got a /etc/sysconfig/network folder though
04:56 < mkillebrew> Jay-Ros: man 5 routes
04:56 < Sousapro> czarbomba: I got powershell toolmaking and sccm
04:56 < mkillebrew> unlike other dists, your default isn't in iface config
04:56 < mkillebrew> because suse is special
04:57 < m4221> Have any of you gotten more curmudgeonly as time went on?
04:57 < Jay-Ros> it's a vendor product running on it, so it's this or nothin at the moment :(
04:57 < mkillebrew> I haven't used suse since like... 2009?
04:58 < m4221> SuSe?
04:59 < m4221> That is a name that I have not heard in years
04:59 < Sousapro> m4221: I think we all have
04:59 < m4221> I tried setting up Groupwise with it
05:12 < Nightcinder> https://np.reddit.com/r/alberta/comments/8fsqos/i_saved_15_or_more_on_car_insurance_by_switching/
05:12 < layer-yourmom> * Nightcinder →  I saved 15% or more on car insurance by switching my gender : alberta
05:12 < enix> Goling to resign tonight
05:13 < enix> going*
05:13 < enix> Bit nervous
05:13 <@JollyRgrs> enix: another job lined up already?
05:13 < enix> Nope
05:13 < enix> Just sick of this place
05:13 < The_Dv8or> enix, lets start a company
05:13 < enix> The shit management, the level 2 expectations for a level 1 income
05:13 < enix> The_Dv8or: selling cock shaped water bottles?
05:14 < misspwn_> enix, i've been there man
05:14 < enix> no clue how to start the conversation though. Normally I start with "I've been offered x position at y and i accepted it" but this time, I can't exactly say "i'm sick of your shit cunt i'm out bitches". Cant walk in and say "i quit".. idk how to start the convo
05:15 < xe0n> dont leave a job till you have another one lined up lol
05:15 < The_Dv8or> someone already does that
05:15 < BytesAndCoffee> limes: check. tonic: check
05:15 < The_Dv8or> dammit, I gotta shit again
05:15 < BytesAndCoffee> gin: liquor store is FUCKING CLOSE
05:15 < enix> xe0n: Can't do it anymore
05:15 < BytesAndCoffee> D
05:16 < BytesAndCoffee> and i just ran out of bombay sapphire
05:16 < misspwn_> try to not burn the bridges enix and tell them you have better opportunities elsewhere
05:16 < enix> Yeah I'm going to tell him that it's to focus on my business - which is really is
05:16 < misspwn_> you don't have to go into details if you don't want to
05:17 < Nightcinder> i have level 1 income with level 2 expectations
05:17 < Nightcinder> is fun
05:17 < enix> Can't complete my orders on time whilst working here. I can make a lot more money myself than they pay me so it's a no brainer for me
05:17 < misspwn_> deep down inside he won't give a shit, he'll already be looking for a replacement
05:17 <@JollyRgrs> enix: listen... you have NOTHING to lose as you plan to quit w/ no job lined up
05:17 <@JollyRgrs> tell them exactly how you feel
05:17 < misspwn_> so just try to be as graceful as you can
05:17 <@JollyRgrs> if they counter... take em up on it
05:17 < enix> JollyRgrs: They're the biggest software company in radio. If I ever wanted to take up at a local station, they would make or break my application
05:18 < Nightcinder> do you care about radio?
05:18 < enix> misspwn_: I fully expect him to beg.
05:18 < enix> Nightcinder: yes
05:18 < Nightcinder> ok
05:18 <@JollyRgrs> i didn't say be a dick
05:18 <@JollyRgrs> be truthful
05:18 < Nightcinder> tell him you need more money
05:18 < enix> Nightcinder: it's fun, the job itself is pretty fun. If i was IT at a station I'd have a massive laugh
05:18 <@JollyRgrs> if they say "we'll fix it" and they don't... then you can leave and feel good knowing you gave them a chacne
05:18 < enix> I need an opener for the conversation. Rest of the convo I have in spades
05:19 < Nightcinder> 'boss i need to talk to you'
05:19 < Nightcinder> ez
05:19 < Nightcinder> done
05:19 < misspwn_> enix, if having a larger paycheck will fix those issues  and he offers more would you take it and be happy?
05:19 <@JollyRgrs> ^^
05:19 < enix> Nightcinder: well that's easy haha but how do you work "i quit"
05:20 < Nightcinder> just like that?
05:20 < enix> Like I said, normally I say "I've been ofered this position, I'm going to take it"
05:20 < enix> OHHHHHH
05:20 < Nightcinder> why sugarcoat it
05:20 < misspwn_> so just say that
05:20 <@JollyRgrs> "soo... i am not happy at my job"
05:20 < enix> Nightcinder: because I might need them at the end of the year as a reference
05:20 < Nightcinder> so?
05:20 <@JollyRgrs> if he doesn't offer, then ask "can we talk about it?"
05:20 < Nightcinder> if he's not gonna give you a reference because you don't want to work there anymore it's not useful as a reference ever
05:20 < enix> I think I figured it out
05:21 < enix> I'll just say my business has increased and I can't work fulltime while running it, so I have to follow the money
05:21 < enix> done easy peasy
05:21 < enix> Nightcinder: but if I'm a dick about quitting he'll be reluctant
05:21 <@JollyRgrs> ^^no
05:21 < enix> How is that no
05:21 <@JollyRgrs> enix: why lie?
05:21 < enix> It's actually not
05:21 <@JollyRgrs> again, be truthful
05:21 < Nightcinder> i'm confused here
05:21 <@JollyRgrs> "i'm not happy working here"
05:21 < Nightcinder> why do you have to be a dick?
05:22 < Nightcinder> 'hey boss, i'm really unhappy and i want to quit'
05:22 <@JollyRgrs> ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
05:22 < Nightcinder> why make it harder than it needs to be?
05:22 <@JollyRgrs> if you plan to just quit... there's nothing better than that
05:22 <@JollyRgrs> let them talk about it
05:22 < enix> Nightcinder: yeah true
05:22 < Nightcinder> if he cares he'll ask why
05:22 <@JollyRgrs> if you don't like their plan... then leave
05:22 < Nightcinder> if he doesn't he'll say 'ok'
05:22 <@JollyRgrs> otherwise, stick around for a bit and get more $$$
05:23 < enix> JollyRgrs: I'm not quitting for the money. More would be nice, but having a life would be nicer.
05:23 < The_Dv8or> there… hopefully thats the final time tonight
05:23 < Nightcinder> do you work more than 40hrs?
05:23 < enix> It's beratement every single day from people who should be my inferiors and would have been my inferiors in my last position. I only took this job because the job market was dry when I was made redundant and I needed work
05:23 <@JollyRgrs> enix: then whatever it is
05:24 <@JollyRgrs> the point is you say you are unhappy... if they fix it great, if not, then leave
05:24 < enix> The worst part is that you set the standard with someone - so someone gives me shit at work, starts threatening me with sending me out interstate at the drop of a hat and sending me out to shitstorms with no warning - and I put them back in their place as soon as I get back
05:24 < enix> Make it known that that shit will not be tolerated
05:25 < enix> They're good for about two weeks then boom, it's back to daily beratement
05:25 < Nightcinder> Why are you telling us
05:25 < Nightcinder> Tell him
05:25 < enix> idk venting.
05:25 < enix> Fuck it. Quitting tonight. Who cares
05:25 < Nightcinder> Vent to the person who can do something about it
05:25 < enix> Hi, thanks for the laughs but I quit. Laters.
05:25 < enix> HA
05:25 < misspwn_> sometime you have to just do it. i would sleep on it
05:25 < enix> He can't do anything about it, which is why I'm quitting :P
05:26 < enix> biggest shit cunt man
05:26 < Nightcinder> Uh k
05:26 < misspwn_> i did that laid out all the issues, asked for more money and basically got told nah
05:26 < misspwn_> so i quit
05:26 < Nightcinder> I asked for more money. Got told March and then August.
05:27 < Nightcinder> We had a rough q1 so I'm giving them a pass.
05:27 < Nightcinder> August is my 1yr
05:27 < misspwn_> then the whole team dissolved and it's on their hands now. guess they finally learned that when you have one person constantly taking all the work  and not doing actual management things die
05:28 < Nightcinder> We have good tracking of what's being done so my boss can see how useless my coworker is
05:28 < misspwn_> i also didn't have a job lined up which would have been scary had i not saved up 7months of salary
05:28 < Nightcinder> Haha savings..
05:28 < misspwn_> oh Nightcinder so did we, he would "talk to them" but never enforce much
05:28 < Nightcinder> I like my boss but idk if he'll do anything
05:28 < Nightcinder> I'll take more money though.
05:28 < misspwn_> also those savings didn't happen overnight that was three years of saving
05:29 < Nightcinder> I Reddit for 5 hrs a day rn
05:29 < misspwn_> idk how i stretched it 9 months
05:31 < Nightcinder> Unemployment?
05:38 < enix> Ahh Nightcinder I'm jealous. I kind of miss my old job sitting on reddit and working on projects
05:38 < misspwn_> no i just hoarded as much money as i could for years and then i snapped at work
05:38 < enix> wish I got paid enough to do that hahaha
05:38 < misspwn_> i put my two weeks notice in after they weren't able to give me more money
05:38 < misspwn_> i was getting 18.79 an hr i cant remember
05:39 < misspwn_> when others on my team were getting like 25/hr
05:39 < enix> wow wtf
05:39 < mkillebrew> So what you're saying is you were all below the poverty line
05:40 < enix> misspwn_ more than others
05:40 <@JollyRgrs> mkillebrew: depends on location
05:40 < mkillebrew> not really
05:40 < The_Dv8or> I have such little patience and tolerance for these asinine job applications these days
05:41 < enix> The_Dv8or: are they making you register on multiple platforms, fill out a thousand questions, upload four supporting documents, sacrifice a chicken and walk to the job interview during business hours
05:41 < The_Dv8or> “Please upload your resume which we will use for nothing but keyword scanning.  Follow that up by manually retyping each part of your resume in all these different sections, typing out fucking essays for bogus interview questions, and then we’ll use you as leverage to land a H1B.”
05:42 < enix> The_Dv8or: better than my all time favourite interview
05:42 < enix> "Please go to this web link and answer the questions on screen"
05:42 < The_Dv8or> thats not even a level of interview
05:42 < enix> I interviewed myself on camera basically
05:42 < enix> Worst part; I only got three attempts to do it.
05:43 < enix> I live in a noisy house, so very easy to have someone walk in and start talking mid interview, even if i tell them not to
05:43 < The_Dv8or> oh, dont forget that the web developers who admin the site are fuckin terrible, so after you fill out all the shit, the site errors and loses all your info
05:43 < enix> hahaha
05:43 < enix> you took too long :P
05:43 < The_Dv8or> or they forgot to renew the SSL cert on the outsourced four levels over domain that it redirects to
05:44 < enix> Best job interview I had was "Send us your resume, cover letter and public key" then when I was accepted into round two they send me an ip and said "fix this broken server"
05:45 < The_Dv8or> I actually have to prefer the recruiter—the 9 year old dressed in Mens Wearhouse who asks if “I know TCP/IP?”  “How about networking, do you know networking?”  “On a scale of 1-5, how well do you know Ethernet?”
05:45 < enix> I fixed the server, reported back to them, they replied like "you got the question right, but we didn't know about the compromised wordpress..."
05:45 < The_Dv8or> perhaps using their production intranet server wasnt the wisest choice of an example to send you
05:45 < enix> The_Dv8or: how would you rate yourself in AD? What about active directory?
05:46 < enix> The_Dv8or: what's your experience with SSH?
05:46 < The_Dv8or> “Have you ever used Windows?”
05:46 < enix> hahah "hows your windows experience" get fucked hahaha
05:46 < The_Dv8or> Then theres the agency who hires recruiters out of college, but never updated their training manuals
05:47 < The_Dv8or> “Please tell me about your Banyan VINES experience"
05:49 < sideup66> Hey chan
05:49 < sideup66> Is there an IT creed
05:49 < sideup66> For praying for no alerts this oncall evening
05:49 < sideup66> Dr
05:49 < sideup66> DrGibby|: pls
05:49 < xe0n> yeah, it's called drink a few beers and go to bed sideup66
05:50 < sideup66> xe0n: no seriously, I am praying I do not get 90000 alerts tonight like last
05:50 < sideup66> Lol, what is sleep
05:50 < enix> sideup66: https://support.apple.com/en-au/HT204321
05:50 < layer-yourmom> * enix →  Use Do Not Disturb on your iPhone, iPad, and iPod touch - Apple Support
05:50 < enix> Who is layer-yourmom
05:50 < sideup66> enix: no I'm oncall
05:50 < sideup66> Be very bad if I mute it
05:50 < xe0n> vibrate :D
05:51 < sideup66>  And sleep through it
05:51 < sideup66> Good plan
05:51 < sideup66> Please
05:51 < sideup66> Pray for me as I enter this night
05:51 < sideup66> That my pager does not ring
05:51 < xe0n> you have a pager
05:51 < xe0n> are they still a thing?
05:52 < sideup66> And the Gods of IT and product support reign down their blessings upon me
05:52 < sideup66> Xeon it's my phone.
05:52 < sideup66> That is my pager.
05:52 < sideup66> And that these God's grant me a good night's sleep
05:52 < sideup66> So I may not be exhausted and stressed
05:52 < sideup66> I walk through the valley of death tonight boys with oncall
05:53 < sideup66> Though I fear no evil.
05:54 < enix> I do. If it's important they'll call twice and that'll get through the DND
05:56 < xe0n> when im on call i dnt answer the phone when it rings. if they leave a msg, i'll call back within the SLA, otherwise no message, no answer
05:58 < enix> best way to manage it tbh
06:00 < sideup66> I'm operation support
06:00 < sideup66> An SMS, don't have to scramble but should be checked, if I sleep through and it is broken, a phonecall will follow up
06:01 < sideup66> And the phonecall must answer, need to learn the art of dnd profiles
06:01 < enix> from pagerduty or something?
06:01 < sideup66> Nope
06:01 < sideup66> Xmatters
06:01 < sideup66> Just flat calls you
06:01 < sideup66> Sms is from splunk
06:01 < enix> paging service tho yeah
06:01 < sideup66> Yep
06:01 < enix> ah yeah thats cool then
06:01 < enix> as long as it's not a customer
06:02 < enix> I liked pagerduty because you would answer the phone call and just say "acknowldge" and just hang up, and your friends look at you like you're the biggest badass
06:02 < sideup66> Your mission if you choose to accept it?
06:02 < sideup66> Lol
06:03 < sideup66> Xmatters has a key to press
06:03 < sideup66> But yes
06:03 < sideup66> I don't deal with customers directly either
06:03 < sideup66> Just internal :)
06:03 < sideup66> Thing I don't get is
06:04 < sideup66> Why do systems "blip"
06:04 < enix> um
06:04 < sideup66> To me it seems like a intermittent problem, but most just write it off
06:04 < enix> it really really depends
06:04 < sideup66> Like a 15 second alert to something
06:04 < sideup66> That just goes away, no rhyme or reason
06:04 < enix> it REALLY depends
06:04 < enix> Most write it off because it's difficult to debug
06:05 < sideup66> But yes, I'll get a text
06:05 < sideup66> From monitoring (splunk)
06:06 < sideup66> If it is broke, usually our page group will page oncall from our tesm
06:06 < sideup66> Then cue obnoxious alert
06:06 < sideup66> Its my first one, maybe tomorrow I will look at dnd in my phone and configure it for an oncall profile
06:06 < sideup66> Little frazzled from a noisy night last night
06:07 < sideup66> Anyway
06:07 < sideup66> I'm shutting down, pray for my soul enix that the night is quiet and sleep is bountiful
06:08 < enix> Good luck! We're in this together (i'm on call tonight)
06:08 < enix> s/tonight/this week
06:08 < layer-yourmom> [SED enix] Good luck! We're in this together (i'm on call this week)
06:22 <@NinjaStyle> Boop
06:24 <@JollyRgrs> entering PW on a site i don't care about....
06:24 <@JollyRgrs> won't accent Hunter2.... too short
06:25 <@JollyRgrs> Hunter1234 "This password is unsafe"
06:25 <@JollyRgrs> COME ON!
06:25 < xe0n> Monkey1234
06:51 <@NinjaStyle> hUnter2
06:59 < f4tal> woo hoo mondays... /s
07:03 < xe0n> nearly finished here
07:03 < xe0n> 2 hours to go
07:03 < xe0n> lol
07:03 <@JollyRgrs> man, it's just now 1am
07:03 <@JollyRgrs> i got like 7 more hrs b4 i start
07:04 < howru> hey guys. can we now use aws network load balancer on a cluster created by kops
07:07 <@NinjaStyle> Only 11 here
07:08 < f4tal> 1am over here woo
07:08 < f4tal> gonna wake up tomorrow, make an omlette and coffee and pop some addarall
07:08 <@NinjaStyle> Sounds fun
07:09 <@NinjaStyle> I'm gonna go to work and be mean to my coworker
07:23 < nojeffrey> We currently have VMWare vCenter/vSphere Essentials 5.5 licenses, coworked asked for quotes for 6.5, he said the licenses needs to come with support to be able to get ongoing bug fixes/sec updates, is this correct? Or is the salesman telling porkies
07:23 < nohusuro> I don't think they sell it without their 1 year of support by default
07:23 < nojeffrey> and support means access to updates?
07:24 < nohusuro> yes
07:24 < nojeffrey> k ta
07:25 < nohusuro> nojeffrey: I think you will have access to updates within the current version without support, but any new version that comes out (vcenter 7, for example), you won't get if you don't have support
07:25 < nohusuro> anyone tried out 18.04 ubuntu yet?
07:25 < The_Dv8or> correct, nohusuro
07:25 < The_Dv8or> you only need the license, and you get all the updates
07:25 < The_Dv8or> you also get the major upgrades too
07:26 < The_Dv8or> support is just that…. support, like calling in and stuff
07:26 < The_Dv8or> youd be very wise to get support, though…. VMware stuff can get mighty complicated
07:26 < nohusuro> The_Dv8or: you don't get major upgrades just because you have a license
07:26 < The_Dv8or> as long as you keep paying for the license you do
07:27 < The_Dv8or> license is essentially a subscription
07:27 < nohusuro> that's not paying for the license, that's their "support"
07:27 < nohusuro> license is one cost perpetual
07:27 < nohusuro> it's the support that you're paying the subscription for
07:27 < nohusuro> and with that comes upgrades
07:27 < nojeffrey> so taking cisco's wording
07:27 < nohusuro> and if your support expires and you want to upgrade at a later date, they make you pay for the entire period that you weren't on support.
07:28 < nohusuro> which means that most times you're better of buying a new license with 1 year support, than renewing your previous support contract out of contract
07:29 < nojeffrey> woah, really? My coworker kept mentioning something like this, but calling it a 'fine', I said they cannot legally fine us
07:30 < The_Dv8or> sounds like your coworker is an idiot
07:30 < nojeffrey> heh
07:30 < The_Dv8or> he probably writes blog posts about why Dell sucks, why HP sucks, why Linux sucks, and so on and so forth
07:30 < The_Dv8or> and makes up parody names of companies that summarize how much they suck
07:30 < The_Dv8or> like
07:30 < The_Dv8or> “Hewlett Fuckard”
07:31 < The_Dv8or> and then laughs to himself
07:31 < nojeffrey> lol maybe
07:32 < nojeffrey> so if we've been out of VMWare support for a year, try to purchase licenses for 6.5, they could add the year of no support we had to the quote? Doesn't sound right
07:32 < The_Dv8or> call their licensing dept
07:33 < The_Dv8or> theyre half an idiot over there, but your chances actually arent terrible that youll get your answer
07:37 < nohusuro> nojeffrey: it's only if you request an "upgrade" to your old license that they will charge for the interim support.
07:37 < nohusuro> if you're buying new. that wont be a problem and you'll just have two licenses, one for 5.5 and one for 6.x
07:41 <@NinjaStyle> My nose is stuffy
07:41 < xe0n> so is mine
07:41 < xe0n> pick any winners?
07:41 <@NinjaStyle> I think it's allergies
07:43 < xe0n> yeah mine is too
07:43 < xe0n> office is dusty atm, sets me off
07:43 <@NinjaStyle> Went golfing tonight, was fun
07:43 < xe0n> driving range?
07:43 <@NinjaStyle> Did 9 holes
07:43 < xe0n> ah nice
07:43 < xe0n> how much beer did you consume?
07:43 <@NinjaStyle> 2 beers on the course
07:44 < xe0n> 2 only?!
07:44 < xe0n> jeez man
07:44 <@NinjaStyle> Needed 3
07:44 < xe0n> yeahhh
07:44 <@NinjaStyle> Beer girl was absent
07:44 < xe0n> boo
07:44 <@NinjaStyle> I'm not very good still but I got 2 pars
07:44 <@NinjaStyle> Hole 1 and 9
07:45 < xe0n> nice one
07:45 < xe0n> is that when you had the 2 beers? haha
07:45 <@NinjaStyle> Lol
07:45 <@NinjaStyle> Nah I finished beer 2 by hole 6
07:46 <@NinjaStyle> Trees are starting to bloom and I think it's messing with my allergies
07:46 <@NinjaStyle> Lot of cottonwood trees and stuff
07:46 < xe0n> since moving my allergies have been a lot better
07:46 < xe0n> but still, dust sets me off
07:46 <@NinjaStyle> Where u at?
07:47 < xe0n> aus
07:47 < xe0n> but moved states 6 months back
07:47 <@NinjaStyle> Ah nice
07:47 <@NinjaStyle> So it's fall there now?
07:47 <@NinjaStyle> Autumn*
07:47 < xe0n> yep
07:47 <@NinjaStyle> Nice
07:48 < xe0n> weather is nice and pleasant atm
07:48 <@NinjaStyle> Today was beautiful here
07:48 <@NinjaStyle> High of 80 no wind
07:49 < xe0n> 24c atm
07:49 <@NinjaStyle> Yeah that's about 75f
07:49 <@NinjaStyle> Perfect temp imo
07:50 < xe0n> our summer here it gets to around 39c, 80% humdity haha
07:51 <@NinjaStyle> Yikes
07:51 < xe0n> one day we had 90% humidity
07:51 < xe0n> it was ummm
07:51 < xe0n> hot
07:51 < xe0n> lol
07:51 <@NinjaStyle> Usually July and August are about 90-100 f
07:51 <@NinjaStyle> But it's dry
07:52 <@NinjaStyle> Like 30% or less
07:53 <@NinjaStyle> Being at altitude helps with humidity too
07:53 < xe0n> in melb it's dry, but up here humid
07:54 <@NinjaStyle> I live in Denver CO, so it's like 5280 ft plus arid climate
07:56 < xe0n> ah cool as
07:56 <@NinjaStyle> I love it here
07:56 <@NinjaStyle> I wanna visit aus one day though
07:57 < xe0n> plenty to see, depending on what you want to see
07:58 < xe0n> city - melb, if you want surf and beach - sunshine coast queensland (where i am)
07:58 <@NinjaStyle> I wanna see a kid get punched by a kangaroo
07:58 < xe0n> LOL
07:58 <@NinjaStyle> Sunshine coast sounds nice
07:58 < xe0n> https://www.sunshinecoast-australia.com/media/images/picture-new-noosa-main-beach.jpg - where i live..
07:58 <@NinjaStyle> Beautiful there
07:59 < xe0n> yeah it rocks
07:59 < xe0n> im about to finish up work and go out for a sruf
07:59 < xe0n> surf
08:00 < The_Dv8or> theres a lotta Denverites in this channel
08:00 <@NinjaStyle> https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/E2Q7jPpf/Denver-Skyline-17-e1481039143407.jpeg
08:01 <@NinjaStyle> My city
08:01 <@NinjaStyle> The_Dv8or: there are
08:01 < The_Dv8or> Yo momma’s city
08:01 <@NinjaStyle> She lives nearby
08:02 < The_Dv8or> I was thinkin about doing a sysadmin meetup so we can fuck around on labs and learn shit
08:02 <@NinjaStyle> We had a bunch of people Meetup in Denver a few months back
08:02 <@NinjaStyle> It was fun as fuck
08:02 < The_Dv8or> we should do a twice monthly or something
08:03 <@NinjaStyle> Sure
08:03 <@NinjaStyle> I might start doing Denver citysec Meetup too
08:03 < The_Dv8or> hey youre not XNin from DSLR, are you?
08:04 <@NinjaStyle> Idk what that is so probably not
08:04 < The_Dv8or> sheepfucker I knew who lives in Denver
08:04 <@NinjaStyle> Lol
08:04 <@NinjaStyle> There are like 6 people in this change from Denver
08:05 <@NinjaStyle> Channel*
08:05 < xe0n> i'll just go drink beer with Jay-ros and any other aussies
08:05 <@NinjaStyle> :(
08:06 <@NinjaStyle> Come to Denver xe0n
08:06 <@NinjaStyle> I'll but you drinks all night
08:06 <@NinjaStyle> Buy*
08:07 < The_Dv8or> ewwww, Ninja’s gonna give you butt drinks
08:07 < The_Dv8or> you sick fuck
08:07 <@NinjaStyle> Either way
08:10 < The_Dv8or> what NAS you people use in your labs
08:11 <@NinjaStyle> Freenas
08:11 <@NinjaStyle> I just have a home built NAS with freenas
08:16 < xe0n> i've got a 8 bay synology
08:16 < xe0n> it's empty so i dont exactly use it in the lab, but it's there
08:16 < xe0n> lol
08:17 < The_Dv8or> I got a 2 bay Synology, about to get a 2nd one for physical backup
08:17 < xe0n> i need to buy disks to fill mine
08:17 < xe0n> i've already got another 2 bay synology and 2 bay netgear, dont use them atm though
08:18 < The_Dv8or> youre in Australia or something, right
08:19 < xe0n> yep
08:19 < The_Dv8or> so much for buying shit from you
08:19 < xe0n> haha
08:20 < The_Dv8or> I need a jobby job so I can upgrade my hosts
08:20 < The_Dv8or> gettin vMotion CPU compat issues
08:20 < MadCamel> I just have a box full of disks with a modern enough cpu to handle full disk encryption. setup with raid/lvm right now but I've used zfs in the past and am likely going to give btrfs another go soonish
08:21 < The_Dv8or> I do believes its time to hit sack so I can get up by noon tomorrow
08:21 < The_Dv8or> later homos
08:40 < enix> ahh nervous to quit
08:41 < xe0n> have you got something lined up
08:41 < xe0n> it's easier to find a job when you've got one lol
08:42 < xe0n> and why would you be nervous? speak toyour manager, tell him you've decided to move on, it's business lol
08:43 <@NinjaStyle> enix: I just quit
08:43 <@NinjaStyle> It was good and sad
08:46 < enix> yeah I know, it's just weird doing it with nothing to move into
08:46 <@NinjaStyle> Why you quitting?
08:46 < enix> WOAH HOLD THE FUCK UP
08:46 < enix> STOP
08:46 < enix> JUST STOP
08:46 < enix> You're an OP now?
08:46 <@NinjaStyle> Nah I don't think so
08:47 < enix> Maaaate is this a new thing or have you been a closet op?
08:47 <@NinjaStyle> No I just got opped the other night during some fuckery
08:47 <@NinjaStyle> I don't think it'll last
08:47 <@NinjaStyle> Lol
08:47 < enix> Really?
08:47 <@NinjaStyle> Yeah
08:48 < enix> That's fantastic haha enjoy the power while you can then :P
08:48 <@NinjaStyle> Haha
08:48 <@NinjaStyle> I'm honestly not one to do much with the power
08:48 < enix> Eh it's still cool
08:49 < enix> I'm quitting because I don't like the job
08:49 <@NinjaStyle> That's fair
08:49 < enix> I was going to find a job before I quit but tbh I dont really care. I'll just work nights at my mates cafe for some cash and I have my business which turns over a few dollars
08:49 < enix> Build the business up, invest into the next one, fingers crossed. If it doesn't work out by end of year, I'll contact someone I know who's looking to hire my exact skillset
08:51 <@NinjaStyle> Makes sense
08:51 <@NinjaStyle> A bit risky but I can respect that
08:52 < enix> We'll see. I have a job interview on Thursday with a decent employer but it requires an interstate move
08:53 <@NinjaStyle> If we did business in aus I would send your stuff to recruiting
08:53 <@NinjaStyle> But we're barely even in Europe
08:53 < enix> I appreciate that
08:54 < xe0n> i did an interstate move for this job :
08:54 < xe0n> :)
08:54 < xe0n> they paid for it lol
08:55 <@Nostalg14c> enix: moving to the sticks mate?
08:55 < enix> xe0n: Never thought about that. Best I thought to ask for is a bed in the keepers cabins while I relocate lol
08:55 < enix> Nostalg14c: Beerwah maybe but we'll see
08:59 <@NinjaStyle> What percentage or Australians live on or near the east coast?
09:00 < enix> As of 2012; most of us
09:00 < enix> http://www.abs.gov.au/ausstats/abs@.nsf/Lookup/by%20Subject/1301.0~2012~Main%20Features~Geographic%20distribution%20of%20the%20population~49
09:01 < enix> But most of the Australian population would agree that's it's really the important people who do.
09:21 < enix> Nah I'm going to bitch out. I'll quit tomorrow.
09:23 <@Nostalg14c> Quit b4 accepting an offer?
09:23 < enix> Nostalg14c: quitting because i'm sick of the company
09:29 <@Nostalg14c> Yeah nice, show them who's boss.
09:47 < Reverend> enix you got something else lined up?
09:49 < Reverend> Nostalg14c you from the UK by any chance?
10:13 < togen> zzz inbound emails not working, issue is in US where its 4am in the morning
11:28 < kbni> Alternity: come get drunk in vegas with awox
11:30 < Reverend> Anyone here had any knowhows with Docker and NPM?
11:30 < Reverend> Seems as though the NPM prune doesn't run a second time round, even though there's stuff to prune... which means we have to use `--no-cache` all the time :/
12:40 < mtnielsen> we need more women
12:40 < mtnielsen> this is the new corporate mandate
12:41 < mtnielsen> and asking ".. but why?" is apparently not the correct question
12:43 < ihre> 42, thats why
12:50 < Reverend> mtnielsen such a stupid way of looking at industry. Granted, more women in IT would be good... but if 1 in 20 of your applicants are women, you can't expect a 50:50 split
12:51 < Reverend> Otherwise that's sexism gone full retard
12:58 < mtnielsen> I'd expect that the best candidate is chosen for a given position, but when the candidate requirement straight off the bat is "be a woman" that just seems odd to me
12:59 < mtnielsen> but what do I know, I'm just the guy who asks stupid questions
14:06 < ihre> "t/local/overload.t ....... skipped: Mysteriously stopped passing, and I don't know why." lol that is a nice way to skip tests :p
14:09 < Hatsjoe> Guys, some windows user provided me with his public ssh key he generated which is in PPK format. Normally I can easily convert that format to public-openssh format using puttygen except for this specific key.. The format of the key is as follows: 2048 37 <617 0-9 digits> rsa-key-20180430
14:09 < Hatsjoe> What the fuck can I do with this key to make it a valid rsa key?
14:10 < Hatsjoe> where <617 0-9 digits> are of course, 617 digits composed out of 0-9
14:11 < Hatsjoe> Ah I see the issue, the fucker sent a SSH1 key instead of SSH2
14:11 < JFDkthx> Hatsjoe: ask for his private key
14:11 < Hatsjoe> lel
14:11 < JFDkthx> and then call him an idiot when he sends it to you
14:12 < JFDkthx> also
14:12 < JFDkthx> FUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKK MONDAYS
14:18 <@cryptic1> morning
14:19 < JFDkthx> i think i am going to put in pto for today
14:19 < JFDkthx> and just try to start the week off on a tuesday instead
14:35 < tsarbomba> JFDkthx: get to work
14:40 < corn266> reddit-sysadmin-quarantine?
14:41 < bomb> :|
14:42 < Casteil> JFDkthx: thanks for reminding me to do my expenses :X
14:44 < ihre> corn266: forward channel if user joins unauthed w/ nickserv
14:44 < tsarbomba> casteil we found your web browsing logs at work. it seems you spend more time on "wikifeet.com" than anywhere else
14:45 < tsarbomba> care to explain?
14:45 < corn266> Is the mute on unauthed join not enough?
14:45 < tsarbomba> we'd flat the unauthed alive if we could
14:45 < tsarbomba> but there's no mode for it yet
14:45 < genr8_> feet arent against the dress code ?
14:45 < tsarbomba> s/flat/flay
14:45 <+layer-eight> tsarbomba meant: "we'd flay the unauthed alive if we could"
14:45 < Casteil> tsarbomba: you're looking at the wrong person's logs
14:46 < tsarbomba> casteil, no, we traced them back to your workstation
14:46 < tsarbomba> do we have to have the talk about deviant behavior again :(
14:46 < corn266> We just need another net split like last week
14:46 < JFDkthx> ihre: wth is wikifeet
14:47 < ihre> JFDkthx: it a feet compilation/photo catalogus
14:47 < Alternity> do ya'll require SMB signing?
14:47 < ihre> aimed at fetishists but the wiki makes it look legit
14:48 < Alternity> our security guy is saying we need to require SMB signing
14:48 < JFDkthx> i dont understand the love of celerity feet
14:48 < Alternity> i love the taste of celery feet
14:48 < JFDkthx> but i guess thats why its a fetish
14:48 < Alternity> nothing like celery feet and peanut butter
14:48 < JFDkthx> Alternity: more of a carrot feet guy
14:49 < JFDkthx> s/carrot/carrot top
14:49 <+layer-eight> JFDkthx meant: "Alternity: more of a carrot top feet guy"
14:49 < Alternity> i bought a 3ds
14:49 < Alternity> i heard it was the hot new console
14:50 < Alternity> has that new god of war game i keep hearing about
14:50 <@Code_Man65> I need to beat 3 before I play Dad of War
14:50 < JFDkthx> Code_Man65: kratos has that old man strength now
14:50 < Alternity> gow3 came out in 2010
14:50 < SpookyCrisp> What the fuck did I just read?
14:50 < genr8_> https://www.rootusers.com/configure-smb-signing-via-group-policy/
14:50 < tsarbomba> s/old man/retard
14:50 <+layer-eight> JFDkthx meant: "Code_Man65: kratos has that retard strength now"
14:50 < Alternity> when exactly are you planning to finish it :P
14:51 <@Code_Man65> Alternity:  I haven't played it at all yet, didn't have a PS3 for a long while
14:51 < Alternity> at this rate you'll be playing the new GoW remaster on the ps5 pro
14:51 <@Code_Man65> But I got the remaster for PS4, need to beat Assassin's Creed origins first
14:51 <@Code_Man65> Moving has slowed that down
14:51 < genr8_> Alternity: I've used it before but the thing is it limits your accessibility to any servers that come on the network later on that don't have the setting. then you pull your hair out trying to remember OH I HAVE SIGNING ON (in some weird obscure group policy object)
14:52 < Alternity> genr8_: ? wouldn't gpo apply to new servers for smb signing?
14:52 < genr8_> maybe
14:52 < genr8_> barring that, theres no real downside then ....
14:54 < genr8_> actually I didnt test performance but I didnt notice anything then again
14:55 < Jekotia> PCIe x1 card doesn't work in a PC that only has x8 and x16 slots, works fine in my PC's x1. Safe assumption that it's a bad MB in the other PC, or is x1 cards not working in larger slots a thing?
14:56 < genr8_> while you're in there, you may want to enable require NTLVMv2 security with 128 bit encryption only
14:56 < Apooti_> yo yo
14:56 < genr8_> Jekotia: motherboard slot layout varies
14:56 < Apooti_> anyone with JIRA local instance deployment experience?
14:56 < tsarbomba> x1 should be compatible with x16 slots
14:56 < genr8_> on some low end AMD mobos, you can only use the first x16 slot as opposed to being able to use the 2nd x16 slot in 8/8 mode with the first one
14:57 < tsarbomba> oh shit genr8_ just called your computer ratchet
14:57 < Alternity> sure Apooti_
14:57 < genr8_> theres also ways to configure slots in BIOS
14:57 < Alternity> sadly :)
14:57 < Jekotia> genr8_: Ah, so some boards with PCIe aren't up to the PCIe spec. Kay. Thanks
14:57 < Alternity> i manage the whole clusterfuck of tomcat instances for our atlassian products
14:57 < Apooti_> Alternity, nice, any clue what the database requirements are in terms of VM resources? that is if i'm gonna have a separate VM for the MySQL DB
14:57 < genr8_> idk if i'd phrase it like that. the number of lanes is split out very idiosyncratically
14:58 < Apooti_> currently i'm gonna run it all on ESXi, soon migrating to KVM
14:58 < Alternity> if it's only a few users i suppose you could have mysql on the same box
14:58 < genr8_> you may be able to re-assign lanes to slots in bios
14:58 < Alternity> but really if you plan to have more than like, 5 ppl on the instance i would have a seperate vm for mysql
14:58 < genr8_> the particular motherboard name and the manual would help
14:58 < Apooti_> Alternity, at the moment we are starting with about 20 users and should scale to ~40
14:58 < Alternity> Apooti_: seperate db server then
14:59 < Alternity> you also want them seperate to make JIRA upgradez easier
14:59 < Apooti_> thats what i also thought, though how much resources should i give it?
14:59 < Alternity> so you can just stand up new instances and migrate to that
14:59 < genr8_> Like I just ran into this yesterday, i forgot my x16 length x4 slot is actually PCI-e 1.0  (no reason it should be)
14:59 < Alternity> Apooti_: just start small and scale up if you have perf issues
14:59 < Alternity> db vm, 2 vCPU and 8gb ram?
14:59 < genr8_> so i had to stick it in the 2nd x16 slot (as opposed to the 3rd)
14:59 < Alternity> our db is on 2 vCPU and about 20GB ram atm
15:00 < Apooti_> sounds legit, currently i plan on giving JIRA VM 4 CPUs and 16gb and thought about giving the same to the DB
15:00 < Alternity> db is about 20GB in size, but this is with 10s of thousands of tickets
15:00 < Alternity> even that is probably overkill at that size, but it won't hurt
15:00 < Apooti_> oh ok, so i guess i can scale the DB VM down a bit
15:00 < Jekotia> genr8_: Oh FML. That's probably it then. This PC is old as shit (refurb Dell Precision T7500). Doubt it has any PCIe 3 support
15:00 < Alternity> tomcat isn't exactly effecient, but it scales decently
15:00 < Alternity> Java in a nutshell
15:00 < genr8_> well the slot works in lower version numbers its just not fast.
15:00 < Jekotia> I had thought they were backwards compatible, and obviously slower in those instances
15:01 < Jekotia> Oh
15:01 < genr8_> You can download something like HWinfo64 or AIDA64 or even CrystalDiskInfo (if its an SSD) to tell you the PCI-e version and link width
15:01 < Apooti_> Alternity, i just hope ill get the extra RAM delivered in time and get the green light on migrating to an oVirt cluster
15:02 < Apooti_> instead of running ESXi
15:02 < Alternity> our jira is running on a server with sandy bridge cpu's
15:02 < Alternity> so req can't be that hard :P
15:02 < Apooti_> my biggest concern with the current ESXi setup that i took over is that the vCenter is dead
15:02 < Apooti_> and there are barely any resources left on the ESXi
15:03 < Apooti_> so i have one active node, no vCenter and thus i cant manage any of the Distributed vSwitches
15:03 < genr8_> cant it be redone and keep all the VMs ?
15:03 < Apooti_> untill i either resurrect the vCenter or migrate to oVirt
15:03 < tsarbomba> lol one of the local MRA legal firms has a new radio ad. "have you been affected by the #metoo movement? CALL NOW!"
15:03 < genr8_> there are local MRA Legal firms?
15:04 < Reverend> tsarbomba - so basically "have you been touched, if so, sue them" ?
15:04 < Alternity> why no vcenter?
15:04 < Jekotia> Well that's concerning. I google AIDA64 to grab the program, click the result for their home page, get directed to some ad that keeps loading itself as the next page so that you can't just "Back" away from it.
15:04 < tsarbomba> local, national
15:04 < tsarbomba> it's a thing now
15:04 < Alternity> esxi is a decent hypervisor, it's what we use
15:04 < Apooti_> genr8_, from what i know the DvS settings will be deleted if i remove the active ESXi from the vCenter and re-add it to another one
15:04 < tsarbomba> reverend, MRA
15:04 < genr8_> Reverend: no, the opposite
15:04 < tsarbomba> these are "men's lawyers"
15:04 < Reverend> oh wait what
15:04 < Alternity> i prefer dog lawyers
15:04 < tsarbomba> basically they're saying if you sexually assaulted someone and are now in trouble for it, call
15:04 < Alternity> way more adorable
15:04 < Reverend> I din't know MRA - I'm a UKer.
15:04 < Reverend> tsarbomba hahahahaha
15:05 < Reverend> what the hell!
15:05 < vinrock> what's shocking abnout that
15:05 < tsarbomba> weinstein, cosby & spacy
15:05 < tsarbomba> s/spacy/spacey
15:05 <+layer-eight> tsarbomba meant: "weinstein, cosby & spacey"
15:05 < Alternity> send them to the re-education camsp!
15:05 < Reverend> The fact that a law firm is advertising specifically to a group of people that are most likely rapists.
15:06 < genr8_> Alternity: but if you cant manage them anyway ..... what are you gonna do just leave them and hope you never need to reconfigure it?
15:06 < tsarbomba> i guess the men's divorce business wasn't enough
15:06 < tsarbomba> either that or this #metoo thing is really driving legal representation
15:06 < Alternity> genr8_: what?
15:06 < Alternity> you can manage esxi host's directly
15:06 < vinrock> that's why attorney's have always been considered some of the most horrible people on earth
15:06 < Reverend> Tooo be fair, women have a pretty decent ride hwen it comes to divorce. Especially when it comes to children
15:06 < vinrock> thats how they make money
15:06 < Alternity> via powercli, ssh, html5...
15:06 < genr8_> idk. you said the vswitches will be deleted
15:07 < tsarbomba> reverend, that was in the ad too!
15:07 < Alternity> thats true he did
15:07 < tsarbomba> also something about "male genocide"
15:07 < tsarbomba> and "cucks"
15:07 < Reverend> lol. They sound pretty desperate xD
15:07 < vinrock> lol now you're fuckin with us
15:07 < genr8_> i see now wrong person
15:07 < Apooti_> Alternity, ssh doesn't give you the option to control VM network adapters
15:07 < tsarbomba> yeah those last two i made up
15:07 < Reverend> hahaha
15:07 < tsarbomba> that's how they start off, though
15:07 < Alternity> Apooti_: powercli should
15:07 < Alternity> also the html5 client should, if you're on esxi 6.5
15:08 < Apooti_> i'm on 6.0
15:08 < tsarbomba> start with the divorces, move on to the rapists
15:08 < Apooti_> the web client is terrible
15:08 < tsarbomba> 6.5 is passable
15:08 < Alternity> the html5 one is decent
15:08 < genr8_> idk
15:08 < Alternity> 6.7 vcenter you can do VUM from html5
15:08 < Reverend> tsarbomba - yeah. Can't wait for all this equality shit to just to blow over so we can get back to whatever it was we were doing before we were making quotas.
15:08 < Alternity> i'm pretty excited for that
15:08 < tsarbomba> reverend, barefoot and pregnant women?
15:09 < Reverend> mhmm
15:09 < Apooti_> though even then the ESXi host itself can't manage the DVS because its supposed to be managed by the vCenter - which is dead
15:09  * tsarbomba hears the thundering herd of #metoo activists in the distance
15:09 < Alternity> why not rebuild vcenter?
15:09  * tsarbomba runs for his fucking life
15:09 < Alternity> setting up VCSA is pretty straightforward
15:09 < Hatter> good morning!
15:09 < Apooti_> Alternity, you still need to remove the host from being managed by the original vCenter and that will kill all the DVSs
15:09 < Reverend> I heard on the radio the other day that all UK companies are now having to report their gender pay gap. The company with the largest gender pay gap was RyanAir... and I was just sat there like "no shit, their pilots are men, mostly". People were gasping at this 4billion% chasm between men and women.
15:10 < Reverend> I'm just like "well, yeah. pilots..."
15:10 < Apooti_> so i rather just reconfigure it all on a KVM based hypervisor
15:10 < Apooti_> and get rid of the ESXi one
15:10 < Reverend> morning Hatter
15:10 <@Code_Man65> Apooti_:  What version of vCenter is it?
15:10 < genr8_> whats that gonna get you
15:10 < tsarbomba> PROMISEKEEPERS, ASSEMBLE!
15:11 < Reverend> xD
15:11 < Apooti_> Code_Man65, 6.0
15:11 <@Code_Man65> Running the Windows version I assume?
15:11 < Apooti_> Code_Man65, unfortunately
15:11 < genr8_> what are you gonna run on the KVM
15:11 <@Code_Man65> Just download the newest version of the windows vCenter server and do an upgrade install
15:11 < tsarbomba> step 1. obtain semtex
15:12 < Apooti_> Code_Man65, the original vCenter got corrupted and wont boot any more, no relevant snapshots aswell
15:12 < Apooti_> so i can't upgrade it
15:13 <@Code_Man65> Apooti_:  Have you booted off a Windows ISO and tried a fixboot and fixmbr?
15:13 < Apooti_> Code_Man65, yep
15:13 < tsarbomba> then we're back to step 1
15:13 < genr8_> that works ?
15:13 < genr8_> oh its the windows version
15:14 <@Code_Man65> Then what I'd do is spin up a new vCenter, create the dvswitches and bring the hosts over.
15:14 <@Code_Man65> Letting people know there will be downtime as the hosts land.
15:14 < Apooti_> Code_Man65, that's exactly why i rather just migrate to oVirt if i'm gonna have downtime
15:14 < Apooti_> and just manage it all from there
15:15 <@Code_Man65> You are talking ~1 minute of downtime
15:15 < Apooti_> same with migrating
15:15 < tsarbomba> wot
15:16 < Apooti_> i can copy the VMs over, and just kill the ESXi host and bring up the oVirt one
15:16 < JFDkthx> fuck yeh. pto approved see ya tomorrow
15:16 < JFDkthx> cryptic1: kick rocks
15:16 < tsarbomba> JFDkthx: get to work
15:16 < genr8_> if you wanna run oVirt so bad nows the time to do it
15:17 < Apooti_> genr8_, working on getting mangelement to approve it, thats why i'm in no hurry to get the vCenter resurrected
15:17 < tsarbomba> mengelement
15:18 < int0x1C8> josef mengele?
15:18 < Apooti_> int0x1C8, yes
15:19 < int0x1C8> to ze showers with you
15:19 < abakedapplepie> jez
15:20 < tsarbomba> und now ve replace your spleen vith this cornish game hen
15:23 < DomLS3> fuck
15:23 < DomLS3> I got fuckin hammered last night
15:23 < DomLS3> today is going to suck
15:24 < SysAdminGoneLinX> DomLS3: It's cool. We got you. Whats your User/PW? We'll do the work for you, remotely :)
15:24 < DomLS3> SysAdminGoneLinX: Admin/Password123
15:25 < SysAdminGoneLinX> TY! I'm on it, Chief!
15:25 < Apooti_> DomLS3, if the lights start blinking, don worry - its the hangover
15:26 < DomLS3> Apooti_: A 2 hour nap in the bathroom is in my future
15:26 < Apooti_> nice
15:27 <@JollyRgrs> DomLS3: do what?
15:27 <@JollyRgrs> nap in the bathroom? dude, what kind of neandrathal are you?
15:28 < DomLS3> JollyRgrs: I will take a nap on the toilet for 2 hours
15:28 <@JollyRgrs> and smell others' poop?
15:28 < DomLS3> I'm asleep idgaf
15:28 < tsarbomba> "the lyrics to kanye's new track sound like bill cosby trying to pump himself up to take a prison shit" ahahahahahahahaha
15:28 < DomLS3> but the bathroom actually smells quite nice at all times
15:28 <@JollyRgrs> smells nice... still breathing in fecal matter
15:29 < DomLS3> so be it
15:29 < tsarbomba> https://i.ytimg.com/vi/X3hkGsvUJWw/mqdefault.jpg
15:29 < DomLS3> I feel like ass
15:29 < abakedapplepie> lol
15:29 < abakedapplepie> toilet naps
15:29 < tsarbomba> does it count if you pass out on the toilet while drunk
15:29 <@JollyRgrs> i just walk out to my car, turn on the engine and crank the AC, tilt the seat back
15:29 < abakedapplepie> yes
15:29 <@JollyRgrs> tsarbomba: no, that's diff.
15:29 < tsarbomba> \o/
15:29 < abakedapplepie> i do all my toilet napping while drunk
15:30 < DomLS3> JollyRgrs: I would do that.. however, few years ago a coworker got caught sleeping in his car and they fired him
15:30 < abakedapplepie> the level of shame and despair upon waking up is truly unmatchable
15:30 < DomLS3> So that's a no go
15:30 < abakedapplepie> DomLS3: wat
15:30 <@JollyRgrs> today's playlist will be thanks to radio station: "For Shame: '80s & '90s Guilty Pleasures"
15:30 < abakedapplepie> if he was on a legit break what the fuck is wrong with taking a nap
15:30 <@JollyRgrs> DomLS3: no car?
15:30 < DomLS3> JollyRgrs: wat?
15:30 < abakedapplepie> i take a nap in my car all the time
15:30 < tsarbomba> jollyrgrs is playing "careless whisper" on repeat
15:30 <@JollyRgrs> or you drive a classic v-dub that is only air cooled engine?
15:30 < DomLS3> I have a car but I'd rather not get caught sleeping in it and get fired
15:30 < abakedapplepie> thats insane
15:31 <@JollyRgrs> tsarbomba: currently Tainted Love
15:31 <@JollyRgrs> DomLS3: so don't get caught
15:31 < DomLS3> abakedapplepie: not really considering the guy slept for like 4 hours on the clock lol
15:31 <@JollyRgrs> park where you won't get caught... or drive off campus for a quick minute
15:31 <@JollyRgrs> you'll get caught snoring on the shitter, too
15:31 < abakedapplepie> well thats retarded, dont do that
15:31 < DomLS3> JollyRgrs: I don't snore
15:31 < abakedapplepie> if youre fired for sleeping on your own time, that sounds like an easy to win lawsuit
15:31 < abakedapplepie> depending on your state
15:31 < DomLS3> I'd rather at least still have my car here so people think I'm here
15:32 < DomLS3> which is why I sleep on the shitter
15:32 < Hatter> what kinda fun stuff is everyone working on this week
15:32 < tsarbomba> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4A46OQkklA
15:32 <+layer-eight> YouTube ┃ Title ↠ Coneheads - Beldar sings Tainted Love ┃ Duration ↠ 31s ┃ Upload Date ↠ Thu Mar 24 00:36:16 UTC 2011
15:32 < abakedapplepie> Hatter: no fun
15:32 <@JollyRgrs> lol
15:32 <@JollyRgrs> beldar... classic
15:32 < tsarbomba> michael mckean 25 years ago
15:32  * tsarbomba feels so old
15:32 <@JollyRgrs> i've not seen that movie since the 90s
15:33 < tsarbomba> i saw it a bunch of times but not any time recently
15:33 < tsarbomba> i was thinking of doing a 90s cheeseball double feature of coneheads and down periscope
15:34 < abakedapplepie> down periscope is way better of a movie than coneheads
15:34 < tsarbomba> they're both kinda culty
15:34 < tsarbomba> down periscope way underrated though
15:34 < Hatter> neither of them is as good as The Godfather though you guys
15:34 < Hatter> but that's just my opinion
15:35 < abakedapplepie> lol
15:35 < abakedapplepie> thats a whole different thing
15:35 < tsarbomba> the guy who played boz in halt & catch fire is the sailor who kept shocking himself and singing sinatra songs in down periscope
15:36 < genr8_> hah
15:37 <@JollyRgrs> hahaha
15:37 <@JollyRgrs> tsarbomba: Welcome Aboard!
15:39 < Hatter> what's everyones favorite project management system
15:40 < khelpw> post-its and screaming
15:41 <@JollyRgrs> won't you take me down
15:41 <@JollyRgrs> to funky town
15:42 <@JollyRgrs> Hatter: i've only used ms project... the web based ones where you have to submit every sneeze and spit you do and assign a time to it just suck and i pretty much refuse to ever fill them out if requested
15:42 < Casteil> Hatter: I've been pretty damn happy with Jira Software
15:42 < Hatter> How's Project 365?
15:43 <@JollyRgrs> i think i only used 2013
15:43 < Casteil> https://www.atlassian.com/software/jira
15:43 < Hatter> well I'm not developing software for the most part
15:44 < DomLS3> fuck it's only 8:44
15:44 < DomLS3> rip me
15:44 < DomLS3> :(
15:44 <@JollyRgrs> 9:44
15:44 <@JollyRgrs> GET WITH THE PROGRAM!
15:45 < DomLS3> CST is where the party is at
15:45 < DomLS3> best time zone evarr
15:45 < Casteil> DomLS3: lol you got me
15:45 < Casteil> for a second there I was like WTF IT'S ONLY 8:44?!
15:45 < ihre> lol, google trends -> hayfever, related topic: gin/gin and tonic
15:45 < Casteil> (it's 9:45 here)
15:45 < DomLS3> it is only 8:44 for me :(
15:46 < abakedapplepie> EST best ST
15:47 < felda> had a wedding over the weekend so my social interaction meter will be completely full for the rest of the year
15:47 < DomLS3> felda: about as full as pfsense is of shit?
15:47 < genr8_> hows your pfsense meter
15:47 < Bru-> this cf-c1 runs linux mint like a dream
15:47 < felda> my pfsense meter is doing amazing
15:47 < felda> just upgraded to the latest version with no issues yesterday night
15:48 < DomLS3> felda: felda don't you ignore me whore
15:48 < DomLS3> you acknowledge my question
15:48 < felda> I assumed it was rhetorical lol
15:48 < DomLS3> it was
15:52 <@JollyRgrs> returrrrrrrrrn of the mack...yes i do, yes i do do do do (heh, he said doodoo)
15:52 < Nightcinder> uh
15:52 < Nightcinder> power outage for 5s and brand new ups is at 64% battery
15:52 < DomLS3> I do da cha cha like a sissy girl
15:53 <@JollyRgrs> Nightcinder: brand new UPS?
15:53 <+TuxedoJack> https://i.imgur.com/EphVm0U.png
15:53 <@JollyRgrs> like plugged in today?
15:53 <+TuxedoJack> You have to wonder what hardware is running AMC's projectors
15:53 < Nightcinder> like plugged in a month or two ago and we haven't had a power outage yet
15:53 <@JollyRgrs> TuxedoJack: dang, they running WinMe there? lol
15:53 <+TuxedoJack> Because that's fucking XP right there
15:53 <+TuxedoJack> 98 / ME / 2K / XP
15:53 < Nightcinder> probably win2k
15:53 <@JollyRgrs> i think i stopped using it on ME and never really bothered on XP... only saw it on XP b/c of viruses
15:54 <+TuxedoJack> But what the hell hardware is usable on 2K that can project 4K
15:54 <@JollyRgrs> TuxedoJack: none
15:54 <@JollyRgrs> you think those slideshow ads are in 4k?
15:54 <+TuxedoJack> The movie itself is - oh, wait, swap innput source
15:54 <+TuxedoJack> Clearly the coffee's not kicked in yet
15:55 <@JollyRgrs> you recall when they switch the audio source, too?
15:55 < cantibot> Fucking...T1 is stuck in loopback
15:55 <@JollyRgrs> it's like "oh, it went from two tweeters in the front to DOLBY ATMOS!
15:55 < cantibot> HALP
15:55 < Nightcinder> D O L B Y
15:55 < abakedapplepie> lol active desktop
15:56 < Nightcinder> it goes from 'oh ok that's quiet to FEEL THE BASS'
15:56 < abakedapplepie> thats strange
15:56 < DomLS3> cantibot: reboot
15:56 < cantibot> I think they have it looped at the CO I've rebooted it twice now
15:56 < cantibot> Im on the line with CL rn...
15:56 < abakedapplepie> i dont go to amc anymore
15:56 < abakedapplepie> theres so many better theaters
15:57 < abakedapplepie> we have a franchise here called emagine and its really nice
15:57 < abakedapplepie> cheaper and better than amc in every way
15:57 <@JollyRgrs> abakedapplepie: not every town has more than 1 theater :P
15:57 < abakedapplepie> oh i know
15:57 <@JollyRgrs> but yeah, i kinda agree, i mostly steer clear of AMC b/c of crowds
15:57 < genr8_> cantibot: they must be like "nobodys using this T1 right? CUT"
15:57 <@JollyRgrs> the ones here are so much more crowded
15:57 < abakedapplepie> amc here was the first "nice" theater after the theaters of the 80s
15:58 < cantibot> "OPEN F2 CUT TO CLEAR"
15:58 < abakedapplepie> the first one to have stadium style seating
15:58 < abakedapplepie> but now its like the ghetto
15:58 <@JollyRgrs> abakedapplepie: same here
15:58 < cantibot> ...fucking a
15:58 < abakedapplepie> no one goes to amc
15:58 < cantibot> genr8_ I think your right...
15:58 < abakedapplepie> the amc here was their flagship theater
15:58 < felda> JollyRgrs only uses FOSS software and forces all his friends to use FOSS messenger software
15:58 < abakedapplepie> i think its still one of the nicest AMCs out there
15:58 < cantibot> That or they have a ton of locates in the back...I hope they didn't hit anything :/
15:58 < abakedapplepie> 30 screens, 4 of them big
15:59 < cantibot> I'd think if they hit something it wouldn't be in loop lol
15:59 < genr8_> true
15:59 <+TuxedoJack> Why go to AMC when you can go to a Drafthouse?
15:59 < genr8_> maybe they purposely clicked a lockout loopback adapter over your line and want you to call so you can agree to a legacy de-loopbackificiation telco fee
16:00 <@JollyRgrs> b/c drafthouse would mean a plane ticket
16:00 < cantibot> That is entirely reasonable and accecptable XD
16:00 < abakedapplepie> never heard of drafthouse
16:00 <@JollyRgrs> TuxedoJack: my cousin has dome some parody trailers for movies... he got one or two showing at drafthouse
16:00 < lukasdboer> anyone here have experience with new samsung dc ssd's?
16:01 <@JollyRgrs> i'll gladly review them for you
16:01 <@JollyRgrs> please ship to...
16:01 < lukasdboer> haha
16:01 <+TuxedoJack> JollyRgrs: Noice. My better half did Rocky Horror for years, she's in their pre-Rocky Horror trailers there
16:01 < genr8_> maybe some device they use to multiplex T1's into their network crashed
16:01 < lukasdboer> we have some new nvme ssd's but when partitioning i get a warning about the existence of a ntfs partition
16:02 < lukasdboer> do they use ntfs in their qa?
16:02 < genr8_> odd
16:02 < genr8_> cant you look on the device in hex mode ?
16:03 < genr8_> head /dev/nvme1
16:03 < SpookyCrisp> Do you guys think I gave the Solarwinds sales reps the slip when I gave them a fake phone number?
16:03 < lukasdboer> i get an ntfs bootloader i think
16:03 <@JollyRgrs> lukasdboer: sometimes companies will pre-format HDDs so goobers don't buy a HDD, plug it in and go "this is broken"
16:04 < lukasdboer> JollyRgrs: this is a DC enterprise ssd and it currently has no partition table
16:04 < DomLS3> JollyRgrs: I can see that happening a lot
16:04 < abakedapplepie> apparently there was an alamao drafhouse in kalamazoo
16:04 < abakedapplepie> but they closed
16:04 < abakedapplepie> rip
16:04 < lukasdboer> i'm pretty sure this is a windows bootloader
16:04 < lukasdboer> when i `head` it
16:04 < genr8_> i dont see why that would be there
16:05 <@JollyRgrs> refurb as new say what?
16:05 <@JollyRgrs> refurb and not cleaned properly as new that is
16:05 < lukasdboer> it has 5G read 14G written according to smartctl
16:05 < abakedapplepie> lukasdboer do you have more than one drive
16:05 < lukasdboer> yes two
16:05 < lukasdboer> exactly the same
16:05 < abakedapplepie> huh
16:05 < felda> go to wedding rehearsal
16:05 < genr8_> thats like about as much as a windows install would write ;p
16:05 < felda> meet other groomsman
16:05 < felda> think it's gonna get weird
16:06 <@JollyRgrs> felda: ?
16:06 < felda> spend an hour talking about how bad the net neutrality repeal is gonna be
16:06 < lukasdboer> both have the same `head`, same partition warning, similar GB read and written
16:06 < felda> wasn't so bad after all
16:06 < abakedapplepie> i would hope their QA is different than just installing data to the first 5% of the drive
16:07 < lukasdboer> yeah
16:07 <@JollyRgrs> felda: social interaction isn't so bad once you pony up and just deal with it like a normal hooman
16:07 < DomLS3> felda isn't a normal hooman though
16:07 < abakedapplepie> not to mention installing windows as a qa check seems woefully inadequate and not very efficient
16:07 < lukasdboer> exactly
16:07 <@JollyRgrs> when i wake up
16:07 < lukasdboer> using it as a drive in a windows computer is inefficient enough
16:07 <@JollyRgrs> well, i know i'm gonna beee
16:07 < felda> I thought it was gonna get weird because me and 4 groomsman were all good friends, but one that was the best man was his best friend from a long time ago that we all didn't know
16:07 < lukasdboer> but installing windows?
16:07 < Reverend> JollyRgrs wake up. You're in a dream.
16:07 <@JollyRgrs> i'm gonna be the man that wakes up next to you
16:07 < abakedapplepie> JollyRgrs you shut up right now
16:08 < abakedapplepie> you shut up
16:08 < abakedapplepie> dont do it
16:08 < Reverend> annnnddddddd
16:08 < Reverend> i would walk 500 miles
16:08 < abakedapplepie> :(
16:08 <@JollyRgrs> felda: so only 1 of the groomsmen were a new person? and u were skerrd?
16:08 < felda> I was just excited that this guy I didn't know had a small bonding experience being weird with me over NN repeal lol
16:08 <@JollyRgrs> WHEN I HAVER! i'm gonna be the man that's haverin for you!
16:08 < Reverend> hahaha
16:08 < abakedapplepie> my new goal: subject felda to confusing social encounters
16:08 < Reverend> JollyRgrs you're my hero
16:09 < felda> abakedapplepie pls no
16:09  * abakedapplepie drives down to indiana 
16:09 < abakedapplepie> or illinois or whatever
16:09 < felda> yeah illinois
16:09 < abakedapplepie> lol
16:09 < tsarbomba> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DG0gl4p2F-g
16:09 <+layer-eight> YouTube ┃ Title ↠ Down By Law - 500 Miles ┃ Duration ↠ 3:16 ┃ Upload Date ↠ Thu Jan 11 06:39:14 UTC 2007
16:09 <@JollyRgrs> felda: you live in illuminati?
16:09 < felda> yes
16:09 < abakedapplepie> i dont remember your employer's URL
16:09 < felda> basically we are about to elect another corrupt governor :D
16:10 < felda> it's gonna be $100% trash
16:10 < vinrock> hi5 corrupt governors buddy
16:10 < tsarbomba> you have bigger things to worry about, felda
16:10 <@JollyRgrs> tsarbomba: i almost quoted that version instead
16:10 < abakedapplepie> hey we are about to elect a terrible governor too
16:10 < abakedapplepie> ^5!!
16:10 < tsarbomba> like a literal nazi running for congress
16:10 < felda> elect republican that cuts taxes and increases budget
16:10 <@JollyRgrs> wasn't sure if anyone would get "and if i haver, wahtever that means"
16:10 < felda> elect democrat that takes bribes from big business wewlad
16:10 < tsarbomba> jollyrgrs, i'm just hoping this version doesn't bleep the "whatever the FUCK that means" at the end
16:10 <@JollyRgrs> elect felda to get kicked for stirring the polpot
16:10 < abakedapplepie> our leading democratic governor candidate is a piece of shit that has gone on record saying he is doing whatever it takes and flipping to whatever isssue to get elected
16:10 < felda> tsarbomba yeah he is running unopposed but it is 100% dem district so no chance to win
16:10 < tsarbomba> i just noticed it's a rip of the mtv video
16:11 < abakedapplepie> he was a republican 4 years ago
16:11 < tsarbomba> and mtv never really had much care for saucy language
16:11 < abakedapplepie> and he has a bunch of questionable business practices in his history
16:11 <@JollyRgrs> yeah, tsarbomba... def, not gonna be in that
16:11 < tsarbomba> meh
16:11 <@JollyRgrs> still daytime cable, they couldn't drop the F bomb
16:11 <@JollyRgrs> back then it was only hbo/skinamax that could do that
16:11 < tsarbomba> how far things have come in 20 years
16:11 < tsarbomba> oh wow they played the audio
16:11 < tsarbomba> someone must have mixed in album audio with the video or something
16:11 <@JollyRgrs> yeah
16:12  * tsarbomba googles to find out what ultimately happened to down by law
16:12 <+TuxedoJack> abakedapplepie: it'd be interesting to see what would happen if we could wire up electrical devices to politicians - all parties - that deliver a shock to their genitals when they lie to the public
16:12 < abakedapplepie> hah.
16:12 <+TuxedoJack> ... at least until you get someone up there who's a painslut
16:12 <+TuxedoJack> Fuck
16:12 <+TuxedoJack> "You can't beat a ho with a belt! They like that shit!"
16:12 < tsarbomba> 2017 reunion
16:12 < tsarbomba> nice
16:13 < abakedapplepie> i could see trump being into pain
16:13 < abakedapplepie> hes probably a huge closeted sub
16:13 < tsarbomba> every politician should have a "liar liar" day
16:13 < tsarbomba> a 24 hour period when they are incapable of not telling the truth
16:13 <@JollyRgrs> haha
16:13 < corn266> Are usual group policy enable/disable states considered 0/1 respectively?
16:13 <@JollyRgrs> tsarbomba: that'd be terrible
16:13 < abakedapplepie> or we should just dose every politian with truth serum before every national debate
16:14 < tsarbomba> it'd be epic. or we'd have nuclear war
16:14 <+TuxedoJack> corn266: disable's usually 0, I thought
16:14 < tsarbomba> either way, big big news
16:14 <@JollyRgrs> TuxedoJack: yeah, the latter
16:14 <@JollyRgrs> err, tsarbomba
16:14 <@JollyRgrs> and yeah, normally 0 is disable if it is a binary on/off switch
16:14 < abakedapplepie> im still waiting to see what kim's play is with all this unification shit
16:14 < abakedapplepie> how does a guy like that do such a 180
16:14 <@JollyRgrs> but if it is more, like 0,1,2,3... 0 could be unlimited
16:14 < tsarbomba> (china)
16:15 <@JollyRgrs> abakedapplepie: b/c sanctions from chiner
16:15 <@JollyRgrs> he can't cover up how many ppl are starving and dying anymore
16:15 < abakedapplepie> it just feels too easy
16:15 < abakedapplepie> like theres an alternate play
16:15 <@JollyRgrs> i'm sure he's got thoughts rolling in his head
16:15 <@JollyRgrs> like his "US can never invade us"
16:15 < abakedapplepie> maybe they really did build a spaceship under pyongyang
16:15 < abakedapplepie> and they are ready to launch
16:16 <+TuxedoJack> Nuke test site's collapsed, so it's not as if he can test more shit. The knowledge that they have the bomb is out, but they can't innovate it without pissing off even more people
16:16 <@JollyRgrs> sure thing boss... but we'll just happen to "train" and "help out" the south with all their stuff... or send in nato
16:16 < corn266> Weird, I have Computer Config/Admin Templates/Windows Components/Internet Explorer/Security Features/Add-on Management/Remove "Run this time" button... set to disabled, but the registry key is set to 1
16:16 <@JollyRgrs> lol
16:16 <+TuxedoJack> Which pretty much puts him at the position of being a Starcraft player who's out of minerals / gas
16:16 <@JollyRgrs> TuxedoJack: his fingers are getting too slow, he can't hang with the power players
16:17 <@JollyRgrs> corn266: because the thing is "REMOVE button"
16:17 <@JollyRgrs> which you want true
16:17 <@JollyRgrs> right?
16:17 < abakedapplepie> is he planning to allow his citizens to travel, to get media, to see the world? or is he still going to keep an iron fist on his own people
16:17 <@JollyRgrs> oh, but set to 1... i dunno
16:18 <@JollyRgrs> YOuUuUuU
16:18 <+TuxedoJack> "30 APM? LOLOLOLOLOL"
16:18 < abakedapplepie> and if he does let them live a normal life how do you get an entire brainwashed populace up to speed on how the rest of the world actually is
16:18 <@JollyRgrs> GOT WHAT I NEEEEeeeeeeeeEEEED
16:18 <@JollyRgrs> abakedapplepie: it'll take a generation
16:18 < corn266> I want to not have the button pop up, the guidance says set to disable, but the check is for enable.. wtf
16:19 <@JollyRgrs> if the option is called "remove button" then you want to enable it
16:19 <@JollyRgrs> enable removal of button
16:19 < abakedapplepie> ^
16:19 <@JollyRgrs> there's a small handful of GPOs that decide to go the negative of the normal
16:19 < corn266> No I don't not want to never remove the button
16:19 <@JollyRgrs> annoying as hell sometimes
16:20 < corn266> wait
16:20 < corn266> s/never/never not
16:20 <+layer-eight> corn266 meant: "No I don't not want to never not remove the button"
16:20 < Jekotia> genr8_: Tried different slots for that PCIe card. Still nothing. The system sees it. /Windows/ sees it. Nothing sees anything plugged into it though (it's a USB 3.0 card). Going to order a PCI card and see if that works any better with this hardware.
16:21 <@JollyRgrs> what's teh point?
16:21 <@JollyRgrs> pci usb 3?
16:21 <@JollyRgrs> how many ports?
16:21 < genr8_> yea dont do that
16:21 <@JollyRgrs> u want pcie
16:21 < Jekotia> I know I do, but the PC doesn't want it :|
16:22 < felda> i JollyRgrs were a spongebob character who would he be?
16:22 < genr8_> it doesnt even see USB 2 devices on the usb 3 card ?
16:22 < felda> the guy who hides pickles under his tongue?
16:22 < felda> plankton?
16:22 <@JollyRgrs> felda: i'd be the pirate singing the song
16:22 < Jekotia> genr8_: Let me check, didn't think to try that...
16:22 <@JollyRgrs> idiot
16:22 < felda> or the lame duck squidward
16:23 <@JollyRgrs> also, that show was totes banned from our house for a bit
16:23 <@JollyRgrs> made the kid stupid
16:23 <@JollyRgrs> literally
16:23 <@JollyRgrs> same laugh... treated everyone like they were patrick b/c that's what spungboob does
16:23 < Jekotia> genr8_: No it does not
16:24 < genr8_> What version of windows, What version of USB3 card, and what driver name and version # revision (right click, driver details)  ?
16:24 < Patrick> JollyRgrs NO THIS IS PATRICK
16:24 < felda> JollyRgrs HOW ARE THEY SUPPOSED TO MEME?!
16:24 <@JollyRgrs> Patrick:  stop blowing bubbles pls
16:24 < felda> you are forcing a normie life upon them :(
16:24 < genr8_> it may be a DOA card. if you bought a cheap one
16:24 <@JollyRgrs> or even expensive ones
16:24 < Jekotia> genr8_: No, the card works in another PC
16:24 <@JollyRgrs> they can come in DOA as well
16:25 < genr8_> otherwise you probably just need a driver
16:25 < Jekotia> genr8_: Windows 10 x64 Pro. USB 3.0. On both the PC it tested working, and the intended recipient PC, I used the included driver CD.
16:25 <@JollyRgrs> Jekotia: did you delete all hidden devices related to it and then plugged back in?
16:26 < genr8_> i was hoping more of an answer like NEC, Renesas, VIA, Marvell 9836 chipset and driver # 3.5.0.1 this can be found out by right clicking on the device
16:27 < genr8_> spend some time with drivers
16:27 < Jekotia> genr8_: Pne sec, doing remote desktop so I don't have to run back and forth
16:27 < alazare619> everything is broke and on fire this morning
16:27 < alazare619> jesus fucking h christ
16:27 < genr8_> everything is fine
16:27 < alazare619> kill me
16:27 <@JollyRgrs> felda gets knocked down, but he gets up again
16:28 < alazare619> did the son explode over the weekend or something
16:28 < alazare619> 50+ pc's with domain trust issues
16:28 < genr8_> windows update :)
16:28 < alazare619> 20 computers iwth no network conectivity
16:28 < alazare619> dns is randomly not upating onw
16:28 < Jekotia> genr8_: Fresco Logic, 3.5.106.0
16:28 < genr8_> dns not working? thats the only thing thats normal
16:29 < genr8_> same # on working one too? Because if its not driver issues then idk what
16:29 < felda> JollyRgrs the judge to me to sit down, but I just kept getting up
16:29 < alazare619> ive made up my mind
16:29 < alazare619> im going to resign
16:30 < Jekotia> genr8_: Yep. Device manager shows the same for both
16:30 < tsarbomba> alazare619: back to work
16:30 < alazare619> time to brush up the ol resume
16:31 < genr8_> maybe its different builds of windows 10 ? Creators update blocking it ?
16:31 <@JollyRgrs> alazare619: you can't do that! we have an upcoming allscripts upgrade!
16:31 < felda> alazare619 works out to the Naruto soundtrack to get pumped up
16:31 < tsarbomba> we're also going to be installing sage 200
16:31 < tsarbomba> you will be running point on that
16:31 < alazare619> JollyRgrs:  you r not wrong...
16:31 < alazare619> we just dropped sage
16:31 < alazare619> for paycom
16:31 < alazare619> like...on friday
16:31 < tsarbomba> he just listens to the new kanye track scoopity-doo or whatever it's called
16:31 < tsarbomba> poopity-scoopity
16:32 < tsarbomba> wait you guys got rid of sage and you still want to quit?
16:32 < tsarbomba> are you mad?
16:32 < genr8_> Jekotia: found this online: "Have you tried just using the default Windows 10 USB 3 Driver? Quite a few users have reported that their USB 3.0 ports stopped working after the Creators Update (1703). For most of them this worked: 1. From Device Manager, uninstall their Manufacturers drivers (Reneas, Fresco . . . etc.) 2. When asked, confirm the deletion of the driver files 3. Restart system, Windows will then load a default set of USB 3.0
16:32 < genr8_> drivers"
16:32 < Jekotia> genr8_: Exact same Edition, Version, and OS Build on both PC's
16:32 < alazare619> tsarbomba: to much old shit
16:32 < tsarbomba> getting rid of sage is nearly as good as getting a beej from the hot secretary who hates you but hates herself more
16:32 < alazare619> we still have about 20+ server 2003 vm's
16:32 < alazare619> our exchange is ran on server 2003
16:32 < genr8_> dont know dude, sorry im outta troubleshooting
16:32 < alazare619> which means dcs are 2003
16:33 < genr8_> "I finally fixed the issue by completely removing the Fresco Driver, rebooting and letting W10 update the system with Fresco Logic USB 3.0 eXtensible Host Controller - 1.0 (Microsoft). "
16:33 < Jekotia> genr8_: Thanks for trying :) I'll try removing the driver, but I doubt it will help. I installed the hardware first, and Windows didn't find a driver on its own
16:34 < genr8_> maybe one was able to get it from windows update and one wasnt
16:34 < genr8_> theyre both showing the same tho idk
16:34 < Hatter> wtf spotify thinks this song isn't what it is
16:34 < Jekotia> I'm guessing speed is the main reason I'd want to steer away from a USB 3.0 PCI card?
16:35 < genr8_> yea its just gonna be like USB 2.0
16:35 < Jekotia> Ah
16:35 < Jekotia> Well fuck :c
16:35 < genr8_> maybe some BIOS options for USB are blocking the addin card ?
16:37 < genr8_> controller handoff or legacy option or w/e
16:38 <+TuxedoJack> Fuck, I need to get sympathetic lighting in place
16:38  * tsarbomba slow-walking monday morning
16:38 <+TuxedoJack> Six monitors against a dark wall is NOT good
16:38 < tsarbomba> i'mma have to ramp it up soon before the day gets away from me :(
16:38 < corn266> What's the command to force a group policy update? gpupdate /force ?
16:38 < tsarbomba> yup
16:38 < genr8_> its not even noon
16:38 <+TuxedoJack> corn266: yes
16:39 < genr8_> theres also /sync
16:39 <+TuxedoJack> gpupdate /fuckyourebootnow
16:40 < genr8_> the /force is kind of a big fuck you
16:41 < genr8_> "So which one should I use? 99% of the time, you should only run gpupdate. If you just edited a GPO and want to see results immediately, running gpupdate will do the trick. In fact, running GPUPdate /force on a large number of computers can be damaging to your career. This is because these machines will hit a domain controller and reevaluate every GPO applicable to them."
16:42 < Nightcinder> 'damaging to your career'
16:42 < Nightcinder> ya ok
16:42 < corn266> Thank goodness the domain controller is running on localhost
16:42 < Nightcinder> what are you powershell scripting /force to 150 computers at once?
16:43 < corn266> 1
16:43 < corn266> 1 computer
16:43 < Nightcinder> then /force is fine lol
16:43 < cantibot> gpupdate /fuckyoupayme
16:44 < corn266> sounds kinda extorsiony
16:47 < Hatter> seriously though guys, why can't I find any custom keycaps with a chess theme?
16:47 < Hatter> I really need some to complete my gaming theme keyboard
16:48 < corn266> You tried massdrop?
16:48 < Jekotia> genr8_: Letting Windows install the drivers fixed it. FFS. I hate Windows.
16:48 < Jekotia> genr8_: Thanks!
16:49 < genr8_> great :)
16:53 < DomLS3> Jekotia: So Windows fixed your issue that you couldn't fix yourself... but you hate Windows?
16:56 < Hatter> corn266: of course, I don't think any exist
17:01 < dragonfleas> morning
17:01 < alazare619> so i filed my taxes on april 4th
17:01 < alazare619> still hasent been approved
17:01 < dragonfleas> i'm going on vacation on thursday in dallas, anyone know any cool stuff to do there
17:01 <@mistiry> dragonfleas: im not too far from there, but havent spent a lot of time in dallas
17:01 < grumplestiltzkin> leaving Dallas county is the best thing to do
17:02 < grumplestiltzkin> It isn't the best impression of Texas
17:02 < dragonfleas> so far me and friend are going to world aquarium and the science museum
17:02 < dragonfleas> the only reason we are going to dallas is it's only like 5 hours away
17:03 < Sousapro> please don't equate most of texas with Dallas
17:03 < Sousapro> it's kind of sad :/
17:03 <+TuxedoJack> dragonfleas: drive a few hours south to Austin
17:03 < Sousapro> hell, even San Antonio or New Braunfels is gonna be way better
17:03 < grumplestiltzkin> Austin is an even worse impression of Texas, but the vagrants are much better-fed than the dallas ones
17:03 < dragonfleas> TuxedoJack, already have hotel reservations and shit for dallas, I like austin but I don't wanna drive an additional 4 hours
17:04 <+TuxedoJack> Or, if you'd prefer something closer, head 30 minutes west to Fort Worth and hit up their zoo
17:04 <+TuxedoJack> It's friggin' awesome
17:04 < grumplestiltzkin> New Braunfels/Gruene is great first Texas impression
17:04 < Sousapro> yeah :)
17:04 < grumplestiltzkin> The Stockyards,   TuxedoJack++
17:04 <@mistiry> ill be in dallas on wed.
17:04 <+TuxedoJack> There's also the crew of DFW /r/sysadmin fuckers
17:04 <+TuxedoJack> They know who they are
17:04 < grumplestiltzkin> IIRC there's a Dallas - Ft Worth train now
17:04 <+TuxedoJack> Yeah, DART doesn't fuck around
17:05 <+TuxedoJack> I only wish CapMetro was that good
17:05 < SpookyDad> DFW a decent place?
17:05 < grumplestiltzkin> the FW part of it is
17:05 < Sousapro> I need to visit schlitterbahn again
17:05 < tsarbomba> is it friday yet
17:05 < Sousapro> that was like the best day I've had in a long time
17:05 < SpookyDad> I've got a possible new gig lined up in Arlington.
17:06 <+TuxedoJack> SpookyDad: it's not BAD, but it's filled with rich assholes in Dallas
17:06 <+TuxedoJack> And traffic is uberfucked
17:06 < onenerdyguy> mornin
17:06 <+TuxedoJack> I mean fucked like a porn star in a 50-man gangbang fucked
17:06 < onenerdyguy> TuxedoJack, well thats a hell of a thing to log into
17:06 <+TuxedoJack> Just look at 635 and you'll see what I mean
17:06 < SpookyDad> TuxedoJack, So pretty much Orlando traffic. Lol.
17:06 <+TuxedoJack> No, try Manhattan traffic
17:06 < Casteil> orlando traffic is pretty shitty
17:06 <+TuxedoJack> Or Houston traffic at 610 / 59
17:06 <@mistiry> orlando traffic sucks
17:06 < DomLS3> Memphis traffic worse than all
17:07 < DomLS3> fite me
17:07 < SpookyDad> I'm just ready to get the fuck out of Orlando.
17:07 < Casteil> either you've got old people doing 20 under or rich/reckless people doing 20 over in the next lane
17:07 < DomLS3> more like Memphis drivers not really the traffic
17:07 < Casteil> or it's gridlock
17:07 <@mistiry> houston is worse than orlando....dallas is probably worse but i havent driven enough to be sure....never been to memphis
17:07 < Casteil> fuck orlando
17:07 <+TuxedoJack> http://www.businessinsider.com/the-10-us-cities-with-the-worst-traffic-2018-2
17:07 < grumplestiltzkin> Arlington is decent, you're fairly central, but with that comes being fairly central, so it takes longer to get out, and the real estate market around here got retarded in a hurry.  my property value has gone up, around 70% now.  in 5ish years.  Its like that all over DFW.  you have to go out a bit to not get hosed
17:07 < SpookyDad> Casteil, Yes.
17:07 < Casteil> plus orlando has toll roads EVERYWHERE
17:07 < SpookyDad> grumplestiltzkin, That's how Orlando is.
17:07 <@mistiry> Casteil: dat 408 and 417
17:08 < SpookyDad> Casteil, Yeah its so shit
17:08 < grumplestiltzkin> I'm not sure if it's actually true, but the streets (including highways) all feel a bit narrower in Dallas
17:08 <@mistiry> and 528
17:08 < SpookyDad> mistiry, I drive at least one every week.
17:08 <@mistiry> SpookyDad: i just moved from the orlando area last october
17:08 < SpookyDad> mistiry, 429 414 and the T-Pike
17:08 < tsarbomba> of course houston's traffic is worse than orlando's. they have 10x the population.
17:08 < tsarbomba> literally
17:08 < SpookyDad> mistiry, Oh wow.
17:08 < SpookyDad> mistiry, Where to?
17:08 < SpookyDad> I'm a Orlando native, I gotta GTFO
17:08 <@mistiry> SpookyDad: TX...about an hour north of austin
17:09 < SpookyDad> mistiry, I guess I should have guessed that. Lol.
17:09 < SpookyDad> Orlando makes me want to kms.
17:09 < Casteil> tsarbomba: 10 times my ass
17:09 < tsarbomba> uh
17:09 < Casteil> orlando metro pop is 2.4 mil, houston metro pop is 6.3
17:09 < tsarbomba> uh
17:09 < tsarbomba> nobody said metro area
17:09 < tsarbomba> orlando's population is 250k
17:09 < tsarbomba> houston's just under 2.5 mil
17:09 < tsarbomba> try again
17:10 < Casteil> you realise houston's city limits covers 5 times the area right?
17:10 < tsarbomba> orlando might be close to cracking 300k now with the puerto rican influx but let's not pretend these numbers are anywhere close
17:10 < tsarbomba> uh
17:10 < tsarbomba> you're not helping your case
17:11 < dragonfleas> anyways
17:11 < Casteil> my point is there's a difference in the definition of the city
17:11 < dragonfleas> hopefully we can find some decent bars to go to in the DFW area
17:11 < grumplestiltzkin> IIRC houston has a lot more ghetto, but yeah, it does cover more area
17:11 < dragonfleas> we tryna hit up the nightlife
17:11 < tsarbomba> "i take great offense to you pointing out that houston's traffic is naturally worse than orlando's because houston has 10x the population so i'm going to double down on my stupidity by further pointing out that houston has 5x the area
17:11 < tsarbomba> "
17:11 < SpookyDad> tsarbomba, I have no doubt Orlando doesn't match in population to many other major cities. But the roads and shit are terribly planned.
17:11 <@mistiry> dragonfleas: you definitely need austin if yuo want nightlife
17:11 < grumplestiltzkin> dragonfleas: if you want to blow some cash and try lots of beers, flying saucer will check those boxes
17:11 < tsarbomba> spookydad, that's a florida thing. you should see miami traffic at rush hour
17:11 < Casteil> frankly kinda surprised to see Orlando's metro pop 'only' at 2.4 mil
17:12 < dragonfleas> is flying saucer a strip club?
17:12 < SpookyDad> tsarbomba, I have,.
17:12 < Casteil> my city's metro is like 1 mil and orlando feels like a *much* bigger, much more congested city
17:12 < tsarbomba> god i hope so, dragonfleas
17:12 < SpookyDad> It's fucked so hard
17:12 < onenerdyguy> dragonfleas, anything's a strip club if you try hard enough
17:12 < Casteil> like, orders of magnitude, not just twice
17:12 < tsarbomba> s/try hard enough/bring enough singles
17:12 <+layer-eight> onenerdyguy meant: "dragonfleas, anything's a strip club if you bring enough singles"
17:12 < onenerdyguy> tsarbomba, not if you're the stripper
17:13 < tsarbomba> well the stripper's not gonna do it for free
17:13 < dragonfleas> Ok so south and west dallas are the worst areas?
17:13 < Casteil> tsarbomba: anyway, I'd argue that florida's demographics make for terrible traffic :P
17:13 < tsarbomba> i didn't drive in dallas but the traffic didn't seem as bad as houston
17:13 < onenerdyguy> So, anyone use AWX here from Ansible?
17:13 < Casteil> like I said, you've got the old people doing 20 under, then the rich/reckless people doing 20 over right next to them
17:13 < Zrane> tsarbomba: I think they're equally shitty, but in different ways.
17:13 < tsarbomba> casteil, it's the spread. this place is horrific for mass transit and that lends itself to single drivers in cars going everywhere
17:14 < tsarbomba> there was honking traffic last night at around 11:30pm while i was getting a last minute jug of milk for the week that i'd forgotten at the store
17:14 < Casteil> and/or road raging, swerving through traffic to get around, and inevitably causing accidents doing so
17:14 < grumplestiltzkin> apparantly USB thumbdrives that are a 'cryptex' from the da vinci code are a popular thing now
17:14 < Casteil> tsarbomba: ha, that's why I'm glad to live/work where I do
17:14 < tsarbomba> is the usb inside the cryptex or is it the cryptex
17:14 < Hatter> grumplestiltzkin: url
17:15 < grumplestiltzkin> https://www.amazon.com/Special-Cryptex-Flash-Drive-Gold/dp/B0106REF3O/   there are a bunch of them in 'related items'
17:15 < tsarbomba> the evangelicals are gonna get revenge on the seculars by releasing usb drives that require a bible verse to unencrypt
17:15 < Casteil> I live on the north end of my city, work on the north end of my city, and even during rush hour, pretty much everywhere I ever need to go is within about 10 minutes
17:15 < Sousapro> did someone mention Orlando? http://www.orlandosentinel.com/opinion/os-low-wage-orlando-scott-maxwell-20150905-column.html
17:15 < Sousapro> 1st in Tourism, 50th in Wages
17:15 < Sousapro> lol
17:15 < Casteil> going downtown during rush hour can be pretty shitty though
17:15 <@mistiry> scott maxwell is good stuff
17:15 < grumplestiltzkin> ehh.. I'm really not the bes tne to ask about any city.  I'm a knukle-dragging country luddite
17:16 < Casteil> Sousapro: well, in all honesty the cost of living in the areas around orlando is pretty low
17:16 < tsarbomba> >smart decisions international
17:16 < Sousapro> ooh, orlando is also #1
17:16 < grumplestiltzkin> It's so hard ot park my truck in those tiny spaces
17:16 < tsarbomba> >selling a 64gb flash drive for $70
17:16 < Sousapro> in paying $20K OR LESS
17:16 < Sousapro> doesn't matter if you can live somewhere cheap, that's if housing is available
17:16 < Casteil> plus... cheap immigrant labor
17:16 < Casteil> :X
17:16 < Sousapro> puerto rico effectively died and just about everyone who could afford to leave did
17:17 < grumplestiltzkin> ^.   speaking of,  AnimalFarmPig , hows the house hunt going?
17:17 < Sousapro> so cheap housing is either straight up tangelo park with bars on windows
17:17 < Sousapro> or luxury apartments
17:17 < Casteil> good luck finding a decent paying construction job in FL
17:17 < Casteil> or texas
17:17 < Sousapro> guess what I'm in
17:17 < onenerdyguy> I'll seell you a house
17:17 < onenerdyguy> southern cali though
17:17 < Sousapro> lmao
17:17 < Sousapro> you mean a multigenerational mortgage
17:17 < DomLS3> cali is without doubt the worst state in the entire US
17:17 < onenerdyguy> feel like moving to San Bernadino?
17:18 < Hatter> I was entertaining the notion of moving to or neat Las Vegas
17:18 < tsarbomba> https://www.amazon.com/Handmade-ORANGE-Pentode-Steampunk-Industrial/dp/B00NB0QYPQ/ref=pd_sbs_147_5
17:18 < grumplestiltzkin> If those commie fucks at slamazon build a HQ in Tarrant county, property and housing costs, and PROPERTY TAXES associated with them are going straight to the fucking moon
17:18 < tsarbomba> not a very efficient design
17:18 < Casteil> my house would probably be worth like $2m in the SF area
17:18 < tsarbomba> but i totally want oen
17:18 < AnimalFarmPig> grumplestiltzkin: it's suspended for now. I don't trust the market. We're going to keep renting for a while, then probably move to Hungary (where we own a house already) for a few years
17:19 < Sousapro> lol, you get paid $150k?
17:19 < Sousapro> house needs to cost 1m
17:19 < AnimalFarmPig> wait, is shamazon coming to DFW?
17:19 < Sousapro> gotta keep you indebted
17:19 < tsarbomba> animalfarmpig i hope you've been paying attention to hungarian politics
17:19 < AnimalFarmPig> tsarbomba: what about them?
17:19 < tsarbomba> you'd better make sure your skin is the right shade else you could end up in carcerated
17:19 < grumplestiltzkin> AnimalFarmPig: thats probably a good call.   like - if you were buying investment property, there are still a few areas - but not as a primary residence (that commute)
17:19  * tsarbomba deletes superfluous space
17:19 < AnimalFarmPig> lol
17:20 < Casteil> I don't ever want to have to commut
17:20 < tsarbomba> meet george jetson
17:20 < grumplestiltzkin> AnimalFarmPig: yeah. last I heard was a while back, that the Grapevine site was low on the list, but there have been (actual posted, visible from teh road) signs that have me worried
17:20 < AnimalFarmPig> grumplestiltzkin: yep, areas with decent commute are too expensive right now, or south of the river.
17:21 < AnimalFarmPig> uh oh, yeah, probably good to relocate
17:22 < grumplestiltzkin> so yeah.   trying to get into eithe rsome rental properties, or a REIT that focuses on DFW rental properties, and buy some hill country land *before* all htat and before the *FOUR* supposed prime increases this year
17:23 < corn266> move to denton instead of dfw
17:23 < tsarbomba> so i think the fireworks that randomly went off over the port last night were due to the arrival of warships for fleet week
17:23 < corn266> pints for like $2.50-$4.00
17:23 < tsarbomba> which means traffic is going to be a fucking mess at all hours for the next 7-10 days
17:23 < AnimalFarmPig> everything west of Irving is still reasonable though, right?
17:23 <+TuxedoJack> Denton, Denton, they've got no pretentions...
17:24 < tsarbomba> you could go to college station but then you'd be forced to live near a&m students and alumni
17:24 <+TuxedoJack> </Shock Treatment>
17:24 < tsarbomba> talk about hell on earth
17:24 <+TuxedoJack> tsarbomba: at least it's not Corpus or Victoris
17:24 < corn266> yea but those football games
17:24 <+TuxedoJack> *Victoria
17:24 < grumplestiltzkin> AnimalFarmPig: ehh, not really.  I'm a bit NW of Irving
17:24 < grumplestiltzkin> and then you have southlake and colleyville there, which were always expensive
17:25 < AnimalFarmPig> I was thinking GP, HEB, Arlington, Fort Worth, etc.
17:25 < grumplestiltzkin> even the hurst/euless/bedford area is going up
17:25 < corn266> Mansfield if you're going to commute to FW
17:25 < AnimalFarmPig> one of my coworkers just moved from Irving to Euless for lower housing prices
17:26 < grumplestiltzkin> from another investor I was tlaking to, you basically have to get out ot like argyle or roanoke to get normalish prices
17:26 < AnimalFarmPig> and at that point, RIP your commute
17:27 < onenerdyguy> commutes suck
17:27 < onenerdyguy> i'm so happy I got rid of mine
17:27 < grumplestiltzkin> If you worked on the west side of FW, Weatherford would be great... or more like, the areas around weatherford. their property taxes aer a bit nutty too
17:27 < onenerdyguy> I fucking bike to work now, like a hippy
17:27 < AnimalFarmPig> why not the cities along 289 north of Frisco? Celina, Gunter, Southmayd, etc. Maybe not for living, but for investment purposes.
17:27 < tsarbomba> The 28th annual Fleet Week got underway Monday at Port Everglades. Festivities kicked off at 7 p.m. with the “All Hands On Deck” party at Esplanade Park in Downtown Fort Lauderdale.
17:27 < grumplestiltzkin> Grand prairie/Duncanville area might be doable
17:27 < tsarbomba> uh, 7pm monday is 7.5 hours away
17:27 < corn266> onenerdyguy: drug tests are this friday 8am sharp
17:27 < onenerdyguy> corn266, pfft, i'm good man, I'm good
17:27 < onenerdyguy> I got pee from the vegans
17:28 < tsarbomba> the vegans are the highest ones of all
17:28 < onenerdyguy> more than likely
17:28 < AnimalFarmPig> yeah, GP/Duncanville still coming up. South Irving is actually still reasonable-- at least not overpriced yet, especially if you want to do rental houses or flip.
17:28 < grumplestiltzkin> eh, I didn't ask about north-ey stuff, but 121 traffic would be a real good reason to not.  for investment, maybe.   Frisco has had some retarded growth
17:30 < AnimalFarmPig> the area bound by George Bush on the west, Loop 12 on the east, 183 on the north, and 30 on the south in Irving is my hood. Lots of variety in housing and costs, great commute into Dallas, mostly ignored.
17:31 < AnimalFarmPig> and, fun historical fact, it's where Bonnie & Clyde would lay low after robbing Dallas
17:34 < felda> are HOAs the unions of busy bodies?
17:34 < onenerdyguy> felda, yes
17:34 < abakedapplepie> i will never, ever, ever subject myself to an HOA
17:35 < Bru-> HOAs are laame
17:35 < onenerdyguy> HOA's are the definatino of those with the most free time win
17:35 < abakedapplepie> i also said i would never own a split level home but IM SERIOUS ABOUT THE HOA SHIT
17:35 < abakedapplepie> split level </3
17:35 < abakedapplepie> i want a basement
17:35 < grumplestiltzkin> abakedapplepie: I don't like the color of your garage door. you have 24 hours to fix it, or I put a lein on your house
17:36 < abakedapplepie> right
17:36 < abakedapplepie> like, right now, my garage doesnt even operate correctly
17:36 < abakedapplepie> and im about to bring a dead car and park it in my driveway
17:36 < abakedapplepie> an HOA would loooooove that
17:36 < grumplestiltzkin> oh, hten 8 hours to get it working and painted, or lein
17:37 < abakedapplepie> i tried to dolly the fucker on saturday but the rear passenger hub is siezed
17:37 < abakedapplepie> sucks
17:37 < abakedapplepie> :(
17:37 < abakedapplepie> its been sitting for 3 years and prior to that that caliper burned up so its no surpise the wheel is locked up tight
17:37 <@Code_Man65> grumplestiltzkin:  The place we just moved into has an HOA, costs $17 a month but very few restrictions (shingle color is mandated, no pre-built outbuildings)
17:38 < abakedapplepie> no pre built outbuildings? wat
17:38 <@Code_Man65> They have to built on site to match the style of the house
17:38 < grumplestiltzkin> abakedapplepie: probably has to match the residence
17:38 < abakedapplepie> stupid
17:38 <@Code_Man65> Which honestly, I don't mind
17:38 < abakedapplepie> slap some paint and dat sumbitch rela nice
17:38 < onenerdyguy> Code_Man65, what if i want it to look like the BatCave?
17:38 < Casteil> fuuuuuuck HoA
17:38 <@Code_Man65> onenerdyguy:  Get the HOA to allow it
17:38 <@Code_Man65> I'd vote for it
17:39 <@Code_Man65> Because batcave = awesome
17:39 < onenerdyguy> i hope everyone would
17:39 < onenerdyguy> my parents have an HOA, it's a nightmare
17:39 < onenerdyguy> no dogs over 40lbs
17:39 < onenerdyguy> etc.
17:39 < grumplestiltzkin> eh.. wat ?  if it were batcave, it would be underground.
17:39 < onenerdyguy> grumplestiltzkin, access cave!
17:39  * scwizard is working from home today
17:39 < scwizard> man i feel so bad
17:39 < scwizard> that dev gets right back to work after breaking a rib
17:40 < grumplestiltzkin> onenerdyguy: I think your dog weighs 45 lbs. you have 3 hours to prove otherwise, or lein on your house
17:40 < scwizard> and i catch a cold and I'm out Thursday and friday
17:40 < scwizard> i was on the way to the office on thursday like "I know i feel like crap maybe if I just get downtown i'll feel better"
17:40 <@Code_Man65> I'll give you a small bit of advice, the vast, vast majority of HOA covenents fall apart in court if you really want to push it.
17:40 < scwizard> then i got downtown and was like "nope" and then
17:40 < scwizard> just spent thurs fri in bed basically bleh
17:40 < onenerdyguy> grumplestiltzkin, our pit weighs 50lbs, our parents can't watch her anymore.
17:41 < scwizard> if you're gona push back against a HOA in court
17:41 < grumplestiltzkin> that's a fairly light pit, eh?
17:41 < scwizard> you need to get your neighbors on board first
17:41 < scwizard> also like if you hvae your neighbors on borad you often don't need to go to court cause
17:41 < scwizard> there's usually clauses that say "if you get enough signatures from people in the hoa you can wreck shit"
17:42 < grumplestiltzkin> scwizard: or like..  killdash9 wasn't it you that did this?   got to be HOA director, fired erryone then resigned?
17:42 < scwizard> someone on reddit def did that
17:42 < DomLS3> pfsense
17:43 < DomLS3> Code_Man65: I don't think that's accurate
17:43 < felda> DomLS3 is a degenerate
17:43 < DomLS3> Alot of HOAs win court cases
17:43 < DomLS3> HOAs are the god damned devil
17:44  * scwizard is a poor and lives in an apartment in the uhh racially diverse part of town
17:44 < DomLS3> You'll spend more money trying to win and ultimately screw yourself harder with the HOA
17:44 < scwizard> brb restartin gcomp
17:44 < DomLS3> s/degenerate/genius
17:44 <+layer-eight> felda meant: "DomLS3 is a genius"
17:44 < DomLS3> thanks bb
17:45 < felda> DomLS3 exhibits the full spectrum of Dunning-Kruger effect
17:45 < Hatter> be nice guys
17:45 < DomLS3> felda: take you and your ad-hominem elsewhere
17:46 < felda> DomLS3 is the Trump of this channel
17:46 < DomLS3> I'll accept that
17:46 < DomLS3> Means I'm the motherfuckin BAWS
17:46 < DomLS3> I grab pussy, fuck porn stars
17:47 < onenerdyguy> jesus
17:47 < DomLS3> onenerdyguy: Yes, my child?
17:47 < felda> lmao
17:48 < onenerdyguy> gonna be that kinda monday
17:48 < scwizard> ok so
17:48 < scwizard> the fantasy is if I ever had a house
17:48 < scwizard> to also have a housewife, and a housewife that I'd trust to deal with HOA cattiness and such
17:48 < scwizard> but that's just a fantasy lol
17:48 < DomLS3> scwizard: Don't do an HOA
17:48 < DomLS3> You'll regret it
17:48 < F34RInc> yeah no HOA
17:49 < scwizard> i think they're hard to avoid
17:49 < scwizard> if you don't want to live pretty far away from downtown austin
17:49 < grumplestiltzkin> or avoid HOAs.  or study up on law and wreck your HOA, or have cash to pay a retainer for your lawyer o wreck the HOA
17:49 < DomLS3> HOAs are not often wrecked even by good lawyers
17:49 < scwizard> isn't it like housewives and stuff who run these anyway
17:49 < DomLS3> The CC&Rs are almost always locked down tight
17:49 < scwizard> via like gossip and other girl stuff?
17:50 < DomLS3> some of them are
17:50 < grumplestiltzkin> retirees too
17:50 < grumplestiltzkin> people with very flexible schedules
17:50 < DomLS3> mine isn't. Mine is controlled by the developer who builds the houses because the neighborhood isn't fully built out yet
17:50 < DomLS3> and he's a fuckin Nazi
17:50 < scwizard> ahh
17:50 < scwizard> you're probably sol
17:51 < DomLS3> very
17:52 < grumplestiltzkin> the other side of that is called a 'neighborhood association'  We have one of those, theres no cash involved, no dues, no legal authority over anyone's house. Its mostly to coordinate the neighborhood watch, disaster preparedness/commnications plan, and like, yard sales
17:52 < alazare619> anyone recently lose all functionality with the outlook app and your exchange server
17:52 < betrayed> no
17:52 < betrayed> loser
17:52 < alazare619> ours now says invalid ssl certificate do you wish to login anyways
17:53 < alazare619> hit continue just pops up the error again
17:53 < alazare619> our cert authority is godaddy
17:53 < alazare619> its like it blacklisted them
17:54 < Hatter> that sounds pretty bad
17:54 < scwizard> alazare619: happy monday :D
17:56 < tsarbomba> you still haven't gotten the machines back online?
17:57 < AnimalFarmPig> the lady that moved in next to my Mom's house a few months ago has like a dozen dogs. I kind of wish the HOA would have restricted something like that. They're annoying.
17:58 < scwizard> oh fun
17:58 < scwizard> all software is now a subscription model
17:58 < abakedapplepie> ^
17:58 < scwizard> i can't really argue against that, but phpstorm being like 200$ a year is kinda annoying
17:58 < abakedapplepie> what is that
17:58 < scwizard> it's the php ide
17:59 < AnimalFarmPig> is that the jetbrains one?
17:59 < scwizard> yeah
17:59 < scwizard> it's the best one
17:59 < genr8_> dev shit always costs
17:59 < abakedapplepie> hmm
17:59 < AnimalFarmPig> uggg.... worth it
17:59 < abakedapplepie> never heard of it
17:59 < scwizard> well i'm not a dev
17:59 < scwizard> but i need to test to make sure xdebug is working on this dev environment i'm working on
18:00 < scwizard> speaking of dev shit
18:00 < scwizard> the devs at my company have the fad desks
18:00 < scwizard> that like move up and down
18:00 < scwizard> so you can sit at them or stand at them
18:00 < abakedapplepie> hmm they have a free .edu license
18:00 < abakedapplepie> maybe ill try them
18:01 < abakedapplepie> so glad my uni email got lost in a migration shuffle
18:01 < abakedapplepie> its been active for 12 years
18:01 < abakedapplepie> lol
18:01 < abakedapplepie> itll probably disappear when they do another migration
18:01 < abakedapplepie> if
18:02 < scwizard> lol
18:03 < scwizard> if you're gonna use a 12 year old uni email
18:03 < scwizard> just pirate it imo
18:03 < scwizard> like you're not compliant either way
18:03 < dragonfleas> who in here is a part of the alt-right
18:04 < ihre> im alt-tab
18:04 < abakedapplepie> scwizard: meh
18:04 < dragonfleas> is there an #alt-right-reddit-sysadmin chan?
18:04 < abakedapplepie> no
18:04 < abakedapplepie> no politics
18:04 < dragonfleas> we need a political chan
18:04 < ihre> no
18:04 < abakedapplepie> no we dont
18:04 < ihre> you need  to gtfo
18:04 < dragonfleas> sysadmin-politics
18:04 < tsarbomba> there's already one
18:04 < dragonfleas> tsarbomba, gib
18:04 < scwizard> sysadmin politics already exists yeah
18:04 < tsarbomba> ##politics
18:04 < Sousapro>  /r/sysadminfrothing
18:05 < tsarbomba> you could also go hang out on voat with all the people who were banned from reddit for losing their shit in r/the_donald
18:05 < Sousapro>  ##reddit-sysadmin-wailingandgnashingofteeth
18:05 < Sousapro> tsarbomba: I'm pretty sure voat is a carcinogen
18:05 < tsarbomba> that last one was a joke. nobody hangs out on voat.
18:05 < dragonfleas> what's voat?
18:05 < abakedapplepie> voat is awful
18:06 < abakedapplepie> good lord
18:06 < dragonfleas> explain voat to me
18:06 <+DrGibby|> heh yeah
18:06 < tsarbomba> think reddit, only with more severe asscancer
18:06 < abakedapplepie> their front page is a cesspool of misogynism and racism and elitism and every other ism
18:06 < Sousapro> dragonfleas: like reddit... but incredibly racist
18:06 <+DrGibby|> dragonfleas: a racist, antisemitic, bigoted reddit.
18:06 < abakedapplepie> openly
18:06 < Sousapro> DrGibby|: ++++++++++++++++++++++
18:06 < dragonfleas> holy sht
18:06 < abakedapplepie> very openly
18:06 < abakedapplepie> very very openly
18:06 < dragonfleas> this shit is racist as fuck
18:06 < Sousapro> yeah :(
18:06 < ihre> .yt channel live krs one izm
18:06 <+layer-eight> YouTube Channel Live Ft. KRS-One - Mad Izm ( Dirty ) [ HQ ] + Lyrics ! - https://youtu.be/2yYSKtd5Luw
18:06 < abakedapplepie> basically every banned community has migrated to voat
18:06 < ihre> ooh
18:07 < ihre> dirty!
18:07 < abakedapplepie> so its literally all the worst parts of reddit
18:07 < tsarbomba> live as in the band?
18:07 < tsarbomba> the 90s band?
18:07 < scwizard> oh man
18:07 < abakedapplepie> distilled into one shitty site
18:07 < dragonfleas> "Slur restaraunt forces slur to prepay for meals controlled by slur"
18:07 < scwizard> atom looks cool
18:07 < scwizard> how haven't i tried this yet
18:07 < abakedapplepie> because its more node js bullshit
18:07 < abakedapplepie> >.>
18:07 < ihre> also its not vim so why bother :3
18:07 < Hatter> Atom is lovely
18:08 <@JollyRgrs> scwizard: i like vs code better
18:08 < Hatter> I actually use vs code for my powershelling
18:08 < Hatter> but atom for everything else
18:08 < scwizard> JollyRgrs: i'm looking for an ide that supports php xdebug
18:08 < abakedapplepie> i havent tried vs code yet
18:08 < Hatter> I guess I'm not really sure why
18:08 < abakedapplepie> i want to
18:08 < tsarbomba> atom's very existence makes the baby jesus cry
18:08 < scwizard> but yeah I've been using notepad++
18:08 < scwizard> just like, out of habbit
18:08 < dragonfleas>  /r/beatingwomen
18:08 <@JollyRgrs> atom had a HORRIBLE installer
18:08 < ihre> neovim?
18:08 < AnimalFarmPig> I've been meaning to check out full fat Visual Studio again. Apparently there's a lot of nice Azure integration.
18:08 < dragonfleas> i can't believe that was a subreddit
18:09 < abakedapplepie> tsarbomba: i read that in my head as jezza
18:09 <@JollyRgrs> wouldn't install except in appdata
18:09 < abakedapplepie> lol
18:09 <@JollyRgrs> no way to change it
18:09 < AnimalFarmPig> and the Python tools for visual studio are pretty good
18:09 < tsarbomba> babyjesu!
18:09 < tsarbomba> babbyjesu
18:09 < abakedapplepie> thebabbyjsu
18:09 < scwizard> dragonfleas: you don't beat women? what are you a cuck /s
18:09  * tsarbomba gets up and shambles down the hall for coffee
18:10 < dragonfleas> wow /r/incels got shut down? i didn't expect that, reddit admins confirmed SJW cuckboys
18:11 < mkillebrew> didn't a second person get all murdery and reference them?
18:11 < AnimalFarmPig> oh, interesting. Why was it shut down?
18:11 < grumplestiltzkin> something something battered women, and I've been eating mine plain
18:11 < AnimalFarmPig> that might explain it...
18:12 < abakedapplepie> i am shocked there isnt a babbehjesus compilation
18:12 < abakedapplepie> https://youtu.be/5MR9pBP3uTo?t=25
18:12 < Sousapro> did someone say VS code?
18:12 <+layer-eight> YouTube ┃ Title ↠ "THE BABY JESUS" by Jeremy Clarkson ┃ Duration ↠ 32s ┃ Upload Date ↠ Thu Jul 18 09:30:22 UTC 2013
18:12  * Sousapro raises his donger
18:12 < scwizard> dragonfleas: oh they did? not too surprising after that canadian incel went on a murder spree
18:12 < abakedapplepie> !dong
18:12 < abakedapplepie> :(
18:13 < dragonfleas> they said incels was inciting violence against women? but it wasn't i used to lurk on there all the time and it was hilarious
18:13 < scwizard> dragonfleas: well that canadian guy was incited to violence so
18:13 <@JollyRgrs> alazare619: BLACK VELLLLVET... if you please
18:13 < dragonfleas> that doesn't mean he was told to by that subreddit lol
18:14 < scwizard> yeah but reddit at this point
18:14 < scwizard> they're a big deal
18:14 < scwizard> they can't afford any bad pr
18:14 < cantibot> why is reddit trying to make me use this "new" layout bullshit
18:14 < cantibot> It's all white, it burns my eyes.
18:14 <@JollyRgrs> reddit is ran by facebook employees
18:14 < cantibot> RES doesn't work
18:14 < cantibot> Nightmode doesn't work
18:14 < cantibot> wtf. I hate it.
18:14 <@JollyRgrs> pretty soon all your reddit posts will be blocked b/c it was detected as spam
18:14 < scwizard> if the media says he was by that subreddit, reddit just needs to say "won't happen again"
18:14 <+DrGibby|> 11:10:47 <dragonfleas> wow /r/incels got shut down? i didn't expect that, reddit admins confirmed SJW cuckboys
18:14 <+DrGibby|> lol wot?
18:14 < cantibot> Euro Cuck Simulator 2018 GOTY Edition?
18:14 <+DrGibby|> "SJW cuckboys"
18:15 <+DrGibby|> what kind of fucking maga cancer is that shit?
18:15 < cantibot> Would you ever do heroin?
18:15 < scwizard> oh wait it was shut down 5 months ago lol
18:15 <@cryptic1> oops ;)
18:15 < DomLS3> cryptic1: back to work
18:15 <@cryptic1> guess whos back
18:15 <@cryptic1> D:
18:15 < scwizard> DrGibby|: he was obviously being sarcastic
18:15 < DomLS3> none of those shenanigans
18:15 <+DrGibby|> scwizard: "obviously"
18:16  * DrGibby| waves at cryptic1 
18:16 <@cryptic1> whats up?
18:16 <@JollyRgrs> sorry cryptic1 for stating that reddit is ran by facebook, i know you aren't cool enough to work for facebook :P
18:16 < scwizard> dragonfleas: were you being sarcastic?
18:16 < dragonfleas> cryptic1, https://i.imgur.com/PFb58uC.png
18:16 <@cryptic1> protip never listen to dragonfleas
18:16 <@cryptic1> he is 12
18:16 < tsarbomba> the cancer has backwashed all over facebook and twitter now. apparently those platforms are rife with people blaming women (all women) for terrorism
18:16 < DomLS3> women are to blame for everything
18:16 < tsarbomba> march of the incels 2018
18:17 < scwizard> so like xdebug
18:17 <@JollyRgrs> tsarbomba: well, tbh... if the taliban didn't see our women in bikinis and worse... they'd probably not have 9/11
18:17 <@JollyRgrs> i'm not blaming them, but just sayin
18:17 <+voidstar> tsarbomba, it's april, that was last month
18:17 < tsarbomba> THE BURQA DID NOTHING WRONG
18:18 < dragonfleas> oh my god i'm on /r/the_donald right now and this is cancer
18:18 < tsarbomba> what? the incel attack happened like a a week ago
18:18 <@JollyRgrs> so how about teh new win10 build coming out?
18:18 < tsarbomba> dragonfleas there's not enough eyebleach in the universe
18:18 <@JollyRgrs> now you can "near share"
18:18 < tsarbomba> is that like near-beer
18:18 < dragonfleas> I wonder how many slavbots there are in here...
18:19 < tsarbomba> the 2018 nfl draft just ended and already these bloggers are doing 2019 mock drafts
18:19  * tsarbomba eyeroll
18:19 <@JollyRgrs> like... yugoslav bots?
18:21 < tsarbomba> slava fetisov is 60 years old
18:21 < tsarbomba> holy crap i feel old
18:21 <@JollyRgrs> who even is slava?
18:21 < tsarbomba> red army and red wings defenseman from their championship years
18:22 <@JollyRgrs> .yt divinyls i touch myself
18:22 <+layer-eight> YouTube Divinyls - I Touch Myself - https://youtu.be/wv-34w8kGPM
18:22 <@JollyRgrs> oh, i don't know hockey much... cept i had NHL 94, so i know some of those players
18:22 <@JollyRgrs> like chris chelios
18:22 < abakedapplepie> lol
18:22 < tsarbomba> fetisov was on the red army team that lost to the usa 'miracle on ice' team
18:22 <@JollyRgrs> ah
18:22 < tsarbomba> so he went to the nhl and kicked the shit out of westerners on the ice for about ten years
18:23 < abakedapplepie> i miss the russian five
18:23 < tsarbomba> that detroit team was scary at the peak of its powers
18:23 < abakedapplepie> ill never forget those years
18:23 < abakedapplepie> ever
18:23 < abakedapplepie> it was an amazing era of hockey
18:24 <@JollyRgrs> you must be a wings fan?
18:24 < abakedapplepie> i remember my dad strapping brooms to his work truck when we swept the caps
18:24 < abakedapplepie> yes
18:25 <@JollyRgrs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjKuzAI7Cv4
18:25 <+layer-eight> YouTube ┃ Title ↠ 1990 Reds Nasty Boys ┃ Duration ↠ 2:27 ┃ Upload Date ↠ Fri Dec 25 04:43:15 UTC 2015
18:25 <@JollyRgrs> i liked my "nasty boys" on the 1990 reds WS team
18:25 < alazare619> JollyRgrs:  OK but the safe word is pfsense
18:25 <@JollyRgrs> ok
18:25 < felda> my safe word is "i love you"
18:25 < DomLS3> s/you/dicks
18:25 <+layer-eight> felda meant: "my safe word is "i love dicks""
18:26 < felda> JollyRgrs not to snitch but DomLS3 said a naught word
18:26 < DomLS3> JollyRgrs:
18:26 < DomLS3> dickbutt
18:26 < felda> :O there it is again
18:26 < grumplestiltzkin> eye bleach.   I remember seeing that.  Some woman, she had a doc put bleach drops in her eyes, because she wanted to be blind.   She wanted to be disabled.   first world problems mang
18:26 < tsarbomba> https://www.reddit.com/r/apple/comments/8fkvo1/ask_siri_to_define_the_word_mother_when_she_asks
18:26 <@JollyRgrs> tsarbomba: 1ofn
18:26 <@JollyRgrs> ofn
18:27 <@JollyRgrs> https://youtu.be/kjKuzAI7Cv4?t=102 here's a pitcher bulldozing a catcher, lol
18:27 <+layer-eight> YouTube ┃ Title ↠ 1990 Reds Nasty Boys ┃ Duration ↠ 2:27 ┃ Upload Date ↠ Fri Dec 25 04:43:15 UTC 2015
18:27 < tsarbomba> larkin was on that team, right?
18:28 <@JollyRgrs> hell yeah
18:28 <@JollyRgrs> he was one of my all time favs
18:28 <@JollyRgrs> (still is)
18:28 <@JollyRgrs> larkin, eric davis
18:28 <@JollyRgrs> jose rijo
18:28 < tsarbomba> lifetime nearly .300 hitter, nearly 200 home runs, over 2300 hits. should have gotten a fucking look by the hall of fame
18:28 <@JollyRgrs> paul o'neil
18:28 <@JollyRgrs> tsarbomba: he got in in 2012
18:28 < tsarbomba> did he??
18:29 < tsarbomba> oh shit look at that
18:29 < tsarbomba> i totally missed it
18:29 < tsarbomba> good for him
18:29 < tsarbomba> lately it seems the voters ignore guys who don't blow up in one category or another
18:29 <@JollyRgrs> yeah
18:29 < tsarbomba> "oh you don't have 600 home runs? sorry."
18:29 <@JollyRgrs> larkin was right there w/ ozzie smith
18:29 <@JollyRgrs> he just didn't do the backflips
18:29 <@JollyRgrs> but they were both just solid D and consitant at the plate
18:29 < tsarbomba> wow he still looks like he's in playing shape
18:30 <@JollyRgrs> yeah
18:31 < tsarbomba> hmm seems like espn and sports illustrated have swapped positions on lebron
18:31 < tsarbomba> now espn shits on him at every opportunity and sports illustrated can't wait to anoint him as better than MJ
18:32 <@JollyRgrs> i saw something the other day
18:32 <@JollyRgrs> you'll like it, hold on
18:32 < grumplestiltzkin> is MJ jordan or johnson these days?
18:32 < grumplestiltzkin> I assume jordan, but not usre
18:32 < tsarbomba> i don't think it's been johnson for a long long time
18:33 < tsarbomba> plenty of flash-in-the-pan sprinter since ol' gold shoes
18:33 < tsarbomba> +
18:33 <@JollyRgrs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRLmb6g2Tmc
18:33  * tsarbomba throws hands up in frustration
18:33 <+layer-eight> YouTube ┃ Title ↠ Stephen Jackson has the argument that ends all talks about who's the GOAT between MJ, LeBron & Kobe ┃ Duration ↠ 1:20 ┃ Upload Date ↠ Thu Mar 22 23:30:28 UTC 2018
18:33 <@JollyRgrs> dude has best argument
18:34 < grumplestiltzkin> tldr, did he end up on kobe?
18:34 < abakedapplepie> mj was indomitable
18:34 <@JollyRgrs> MJ
18:34 <@JollyRgrs> defensive player of the year
18:34 < tsarbomba> i think MJ's defensive chops were overrated in the first half of his career
18:34 < tsarbomba> wade showed what a real defensive 2 guard looks like
18:35 <@JollyRgrs> but for being the offensive power that he was...
18:35 <@JollyRgrs> having that level of defense as well... that's an all around player
18:35 < tsarbomba> i think when it comes down to that it's between jordan and lebron
18:35 < tsarbomba> kobe doesn't even factor in for me
18:37 <@JollyRgrs> speaking of GOAT... maybe not GOAT... but for me he is: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NSiF8CRa9M
18:37 <+layer-eight> YouTube ┃ Title ↠ Griffey hits an inside-the-park home run to win the game ┃ Duration ↠ 1:51 ┃ Upload Date ↠ Wed May 29 15:43:51 UTC 2013
18:37 < Casteil> oh nice
18:38 < Casteil> just found 12.5% liquid chlorine at Menards for $2 a gallon
18:38 < Casteil> yay cheap pool chems
18:38 <@JollyRgrs> what a sweet sweet swing he had: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtQ9M2YD_DI
18:38 <+layer-eight> YouTube ┃ Title ↠ Griffey Jr.'s tape-measure SkyDome blast ┃ Duration ↠ 1:01 ┃ Upload Date ↠ Fri Feb 28 01:01:38 UTC 2014
18:41 <@cryptic1> bo knows baseball
18:41 <@JollyRgrs> he does
18:41 <@cryptic1> bo knows football
18:41 <@JollyRgrs> bo knows cryptic1's mom
18:41 <@JollyRgrs> biblically
18:41 <@cryptic1> bo knows dragonfleas is the worst kind of troll
18:41 <@Code_Man65> JollyRgrs:  Yeah, but everyone knows cryptic1's mom
18:42 <@JollyRgrs> :P
18:42 <@cryptic1> O_o
18:42 < dragonfleas> who's bo
18:42 <@Code_Man65> dragonfleas:  Bo Jackson
18:42 < dragonfleas> i don't troll, that would be against the rules
18:43 <@cryptic1> which makes it the worst kind of trolling
18:43 <@cryptic1> you aren't even aware you are doing it
18:43 < abakedapplepie> lmfao
18:45 < Sousapro> s/everyone knows/everyone "knows"
18:45 <+layer-eight> Code_Man65 meant: "JollyRgrs:  Yeah, but everyone "knows" cryptic1's mom"
18:45 < Sousapro> has anyone here had to work with salesforce?
18:46 < Sousapro> are they slow to resolve DNS updates or anything like that?
18:46 < SpookyDad> Sousapro, Our marketing team has decided to buy Salesforce, and hire a 3rd party vendor to set it up without including IT.
18:46 < SpookyDad> Sousapro, So not.
18:46 < SpookyDad> So kinda.
18:46 < SpookyDad> Lol
18:46 < Sousapro> lmao
18:46 < Sousapro> they're still going to come to you with all salesforce technical questions
18:46 < Sousapro> that's how that works
18:47 < Sousapro> they implement
18:47 < SpookyDad> Sousapro, oh i know
18:47 < Sousapro> they use
18:47 < Sousapro> you own
18:47 < Sousapro> lol
18:47 <@Code_Man65> To which you answer "It's a cloud based service, you'd have to ask them"
18:48 < Sousapro> Code_Man65: I can usually get that to work but it's amazing how quickly they want to roll back to internal IT when the implementation vendor won't answer and there's no phone number for the product
18:48 < scwizard> SpookyDad: that's pretty standard
18:48 < scwizard> let marketing handle marketing's problems
18:49 < scwizard> if they say "salesforce is broken" say "what's a salesforce?"
18:50 < DomLS3> pfsense
18:50 <@cryptic1> don't worry the cloud never goes down or breaks
18:50 < DomLS3> ever
18:50 < DomLS3> nothing could possiby go wrong with cloud
18:52 <@mistiry> can i just say i freaking HATE when i get fkn spam "Request for Meeting" emails from some vendor trying to push their shit, and to stop it i have to go unsubsribe myself. i didnt fucking sign up for this shit, why the hell do i have to opt out of it. just stop fucking spamming me. /rant
18:53 <@mistiry> like why is it OK that i have to take time out of my day to go unsubsribe from some fucking list i didnt ask to be a part of to begin with
18:53 <@mistiry> so annoying
18:53 <@cryptic1> mistiry, hello good sir, we have a webex presentation for linux pkg manager 2000.  Please confirm or deny attendance request
18:53 < tsarbomba> plot twist: when you hit "unsubscribe" they get confirmation that the address is legit and they sell it to all their marketing pals
18:53 <@cryptic1> mistiry, hello good sir, we have a webex presentation for linux pkg manager 2000.  Please confirm or deny attendance request
18:54 <@mistiry> tsarbomba: thats why i use block sender as well
18:54 < tsarbomba> submit-attendancerequest
18:54 <@cryptic1> mistiry, hello good sir, we have a webex presentation for linux pkg manager 2000.  Please confirm or deny attendance request
18:54 <@mistiry> cryptic1
18:54 <@mistiry> /kick
18:54 <@mistiry> :D
18:54 < tsarbomba> cryptic1 may you please do the needful
18:55 < felda> sounds like everyone just needs to watch this video https://youtu.be/NHZr6P1csiY
18:55 <+layer-eight> YouTube ┃ Title ↠ and the day goes on ┃ Duration ↠ 2:12 ┃ Upload Date ↠ Thu Apr 26 03:25:13 UTC 2018
18:55 <@cryptic1> mistiry, hello good sir, we have a webex presentation for linux pkg manager 2000.  Please confirm or deny attendance request
18:56 <@mistiry> UNSUBSCRIBE
18:56 <@mistiry> STOP
18:56 <@mistiry> CANCEL
18:56 <@mistiry> OPT-OUT
18:56 <@mistiry> UNCONSENT
18:57 < cryptic1> mistiry, hello good sir, we have a webex presentation for linux pkg manager 2000.  Please confirm or deny attendance request
18:57 <+TuxedoJack> mistiry: Thank you for subscribing to Cat Facts!
18:57 < scwizard> i "attended" the docker 2.0 webinar briefly
18:57 < scwizard> it was actually pretty interesting
18:57 < scwizard> basically they're trying to compete with openshift i think?
18:57 <+TuxedoJack> mistiry: get their contact information and send it out to their competitors. Sign them up for competitor events, see what happens
18:57 <@Code_Man65> cryptic1 he has decided to standardize on linux pkg manager 1995.
18:58 < cryptic1> Code_Man65, I am sorry good sir but you communication is not clear
18:58 < cryptic1> mistiry, hello good sir, we have a webex presentation for linux pkg manager 2000.  Please confirm or deny attendance request
18:59 < cryptic1> everyone please /msg mistiry, hello good sir, we have a webex presentation for linux pkg manager 2000.  Please confirm or deny attendance request
18:59 < scwizard> no bully pls
18:59 < grumplestiltzkin> Is Whatsapp still open source?
18:59 <@mistiry> i am feeling bullied
18:59 < cryptic1> lol
18:59 <@mistiry> i thought this was a safe space
18:59 <@mistiry> plz dont offend my fagile sensibilities
19:00 <@mistiry> troll proof doors
19:00 < grumplestiltzkin> mistiry: Hi, solarwinds here, I hadn'theard back yet regarding my voice mail, so just touching base
19:00 < cryptic1> mistiry, hello good sir, we also have a webex presentation for our new bullyblocker 2000 subscription service
19:00 <@mistiry> :)
19:01 < SpookyDad> grumplestiltzkin, I gave them a bunch of fake info to download their shit.
19:01 < SpookyDad> kek
19:01 < grumplestiltzkin> modspam
19:01 < SpookyDad> !report modspam
19:01 <@cryptic1> stop it we only want to help you mistiry
19:01 < DomLS3> +o DomLS3
19:01 < SpookyDad> +b *
19:01 < DomLS3> +v DomLS3
19:01 < tsarbomba> meh i really want it to be friday
19:01 < grumplestiltzkin> !nominate mistiry successfully modpam trolling the channel
19:02 < DomLS3> :o
19:02 <@mistiry> season 3 fortnite ends today
19:03 < DomLS3> DomLS3's chanserv +v starts today
19:03 <@mistiry> does it?
19:03 < DomLS3> it should
19:03 < felda> mistiry, hello good sir, we have a webex presentation for our new pfsense 9000 software suite
19:03 < DomLS3> I am a very good contributor to this channel, unlike felda
19:03 < Nightcinder> but how much do you pfsense?
19:04 <+DomLS3> lawd jesus
19:04 < felda> cryptic1 I know you did this
19:04 < grumplestiltzkin> would you pfsense on a boat? would you pfsense on the voat? I do not like social media spam, I do not like it, 'felda-I-am'
19:05  * tsarbomba staples felda to a cisco factory
19:05 < Nightcinder> do people actually use voat
19:05 < felda> cryptic1 should be in guantanamo bay for giving DomLS3 the devil +v
19:05 <+DomLS3> felda: in your face
19:05 < tsarbomba> nightcinder, that depends on your definition of the word "people"
19:05 <@cryptic1> felda
19:05 <@cryptic1> felda
19:06 <@mistiry> felda
19:06 < Nightcinder> cryptic1: back to work
19:06 <@cryptic1> felda here take this 1.1.1.1
19:06 <@cryptic1> and this 1.0.0.1
19:06 < felda> what is that?
19:06 <+DomLS3> and this 127.0.0.1
19:06 <@cryptic1> lastly 8.8.8.8
19:06 < felda> all I see is *.*.*.*
19:06 <@mistiry> and my axe?
19:06 <@cryptic1> felda dns servers just for you
19:06 < felda> I did recently set pfsense to block DNS
19:06 < felda> all I see is *******
19:06 <+TuxedoJack> All I see is hunter2
19:06 <@mistiry> felda2
19:13 < grumplestiltzkin> felda: have you thought about streaming yourself at work like on twitch?
19:13 < felda> I have yes
19:14 < felda> all you would see is a pfsense dashboard
19:14 < felda> while I'm off fixing toasters and replacing lightbulbs all day
19:14 < grumplestiltzkin> That's what I was thinking.
19:14 < grumplestiltzkin> not the lightbulbs part, just a *lot* of pfsense dash
19:14 <+TuxedoJack> Welp, Teramind is about to be happy with me, there's $21,500 a year headed their way
19:15 <+TuxedoJack> Fuckin' paranoid-ass motherfucker clients
19:20 < tsarbomba> anyone else using gmail's "inbox" notice there's a little too much overlap between "purchases" and "updates"
19:20 < Sousapro> Holy crap it's felda
19:20  * Sousapro waves at felda 
19:21 < felda> rumor has it tsarbomba eats bananas with the skin on
19:21 < Sousapro> I've heard the best password is Hunter2
19:21 < felda> that's correct
19:21 < Sousapro> BRB, going to secure my bank account
19:21 < Sousapro> Thanks, #r-s
19:22 < grumplestiltzkin> tsarbomba: people still use gmail?
19:22 < grumplestiltzkin> I suppose people still have hotmail and AOL emails too, carry on
19:24 < Sousapro> What's wrong with Gmail that doesn't involve Reynolds Wrap?
19:24 < Sousapro> https://media.giphy.com/media/ZTfTSegFNMnC0/giphy.gif
19:25 < bobbeh> hello fellwo nerds
19:25 < bobbeh> how goes it
19:25 < grumplestiltzkin> not skynet fodder,   just trusting an entity that you *know* is selling your data, with your personal email conversations
19:27 <+DomLS3> 4 1/2 hours of hell left
19:27 < Hatter> I'm struggling with motivation today
19:27 < MadCamel> The data's not yours. Additionally we're quickly working to a system where any law enforcement officer can easily petition and read your email. Real-life example: Say your sister married a cop and he kept beating her. You intervene. He has access to your email. Fun?
19:27 <+DomLS3> MadCamel: How do they know your email to begin with?
19:28 < grumplestiltzkin> like, it's well past 'a reason not to use' google at this point.  I would need a hell of a reason to touch google products at all
19:28 < MadCamel> Idk, facebook or something. Just trying to get the general idea across
19:30 < Sousapro> So rent rack space in geographically diverse locations and design my own clustering for a mail and file server?
19:30 < Sousapro> I mean, I've used proton mail for more serious mail for a while
19:31 < grumplestiltzkin> or like, pay for a service.
19:31 < MadCamel> Eh, there's no easy solution. It gets more and more difficult to avoid having your private data under someone else's control. I really wish there was an easy solution.
19:32 < grumplestiltzkin> and that email service that isn't integrated into a whole bunch of other services
19:32 <+DomLS3> MadCamel: Don't use the internet. Problem solved
19:32 < grumplestiltzkin> yeah, the more convenient it gets, the more of your data is flapping in the breeze.  just waiting for the next breach
19:33 < grumplestiltzkin> I'm waiting for lifelock to get compromised.  with their million dollar insurance guarantee
19:34 < MadCamel> Breaches are just an unavoidable fact of life though. Heh, IIRC the CEO of lifelock got doxxed down to his SSN and password-recovery questions one day after they announced that guarantee.
19:34 <@Code_Man65> I've long since acceptped the fact that if you use the internet, you are being tracked
19:34 < Casteil> "we didn't actually mean a million dollar guarantee.."
19:34 < grumplestiltzkin> was that before or after he published his SSN in one of their ads?
19:34 < Casteil> if lifelock were run by Trump
19:34 <+DomLS3> Did we say a million dollars? We meant a million pesos
19:35 < grumplestiltzkin> Casteil: dat unnecessary politics
19:35 < Casteil> it was a joke, I wasn't serious
19:35 < Casteil> >.>
19:35 <+DomLS3> Hey... North Korea and South Korea are allies now because of Trump... anything is possible
19:35 < grumplestiltzkin> Casteil: dat unnecessary trolling
19:36 < Casteil> DomLS3: all the credit, none of the blame
19:36 < Casteil> Foundation of politics :)
19:36 < tsarbomba> anyone here doing the needful
19:37 < alazare619> A-KO: you around?
19:37 < E-werd> has anybody used the 1803 media creation tool?  It's not working for me this version, looking for confirmation or otherwise
19:37 < MadCamel> Idk. I was a history major and spent a lot of time reading about the Romanian securitate and other atrocities. They would take over rooms in people's homes, fill them with recording equipment and lock them. Just to let you know they're watching and you better not be seditious..
19:37 < E-werd> keeps detroying the partition table on the flashdrive and failing
19:37 < Casteil> 1803 is live on windows update
19:37 < tsarbomba> questions like "people still use gmail" aren't nearly as funny when you realize that gmail's been the biggest email service on the planet for something like eight straight yers
19:37 < MadCamel> I greatly fear the ramifications of how easily we are tracked and how much data is available should a simliar regime pop up
19:37 < E-werd> i can't use the old version, forces me to get new
19:37 < tsarbomba> at some point they just make you look old and out of touch
19:37 < E-werd> so... fucking...
19:38 <+DomLS3> There are microphones and cameras in your microwave. #fax
19:38 < E-werd> i guess ISO and rufus
19:38 < tsarbomba> it's like going all-in on your Clever and asking "people still use cell phones?"
19:38 < grumplestiltzkin> tsarbomba: well, thats apropos of you. I *am* old and out-of-touch
19:38 < tsarbomba> "people still breathe nitrogen and oxygen?"
19:40 < tsarbomba> i'm old too but i still put my pants on like everybody else does: with a running start and a few hundred bucks in property damage.
19:40 < grumplestiltzkin> nitrogen and oxygen arent obviously selling data.  personal decisions.  but like, people still use facebook, so it was maybe slightly tongue in cheek
19:40 < tsarbomba> i don't use facebook but i maintain my account so occasionally i can log in and throw an identity red-herring towards the zuckerbots
19:44 < onenerdyguy> so what we doing today huh
19:51 < tsarbomba> schmearing a bagel for lunch and looking for something to read
19:52 <+DomLS3> schmoke and a pancake?
19:53 < dragonfleas> are R710's still viable for homelab hypervisors? or should i go with buying an r720?
19:53 < SpookyDad> dragonfleas, yes
19:54 < SpookyDad> The R710 is a great machine for homelabs.
19:54 < dragonfleas> What proc should I try to aim for?
19:54 < dragonfleas> x5560?
19:54 < felda> SpookyDad likes to lube up his R710s and sexually assault them
19:54 < BurningSmile> +1 for the r710, though r720 is a signifigate upgrade at not that much more.
19:54 < dragonfleas> I really hope I can catch a deal with one with an h700
19:55 < BurningSmile> dragonfleas: I've used the x5670's with good luck, good enough performance for a home lab
19:55 < BurningSmile> Is there a reason you want hardware raid?
19:55 < SpookyDad> felda, Oh I don't have any. I just use my friend's.
19:55 < felda> just change your name to Dill Crosby at this point
19:55 < dragonfleas> BurningSmile, plug and play
19:56 < dragonfleas> i also don't like fucking around with software raid drivers
19:56 < BurningSmile> Fair enough, you're proubably going to have better luck buying it seperate, most servers have the perc6/i in them.
19:56 < dragonfleas> would this be a viable option?
19:56 < dragonfleas> https://www.ebay.com/itm/High-End-Dell-PowerEdge-R710-Virtualization-Server-12-Core-144GB-RAM-12TB-RAID/323145577167?hash=item4b3cfa32cf:g:MHUAAOSwihpay8Zb
19:57 < dragonfleas> I plan on putting vmware on a flash drive and running it as an esxi host
19:58 < felda> dragonfleas just hire a bunch of prostitutes to be your computer that runs all those calculations for you like back in the old days
19:59 < dragonfleas> felda, that's based
19:59 < dragonfleas> will you add that quote of yourself to felda.io please
19:59 < dragonfleas> that's a brilliant quote
19:59 < felda> lmao
20:00 < felda> who's the guy running the quotes website for #r-s
20:00 <+DomLS3> felda: yo momma
20:00 < dragonfleas> felda, you misspelled tsarbomba's username on your website btw
20:00 < dragonfleas> you put czarbomba
20:01 <+DomLS3> dragonfleas: different names
20:01 < dragonfleas> wtf
20:01 < dragonfleas> there is no czarbomba in here
20:01 <+DomLS3> not right now
20:01 <+DomLS3> there will be
20:01 <+DomLS3> get with the fuckin program. how long have you been here?
20:01 < giant_it_burrit>  Church- allah alalalalalaa la bomba
20:01 < dragonfleas> i've been here like...idk 6 months?
20:02 < giant_it_burrit> damn kids
20:02 < giant_it_burrit> i was here when k-9 was only a centiental
20:02  * creptic1 sets +v on giant_it_burrit
20:03 < giant_it_burrit> hey
20:03 < giant_it_burrit> where did my v go
20:03 < giant_it_burrit> STEWARDESS
20:05 < dragonfleas> i'm buying the dragonfleas.work domain right now
20:09 < alazare619> so the new HR system that replaced sage
20:09 < alazare619> allows me to " I do not wish to self identify"
20:09 < alazare619> https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/yIKLYQIF/image.png
20:10 <+DrGibby|> and?
20:10 < alazare619> no apache attack helicopter
20:14 < mal_will> Oh mr. IT man, why in the fuck are you having your network admin close a broadband account? You really wanna pay ~$20 bucks out of your own pot when the finance department could be doing it for you for free?
20:15 < stairmast0r_> s/[aiou]/e/g
20:15 <+layer-eight> mal_will meant: "Oh mr. IT men, why en the feck ere yee heveng yeer netwerk edmen clese e breedbend ecceent? Yee reelly wenne pey ~$20 becks eet ef yeer ewn pet when the fenence depertment ceeld be deeng et fer yee fer free?"
20:15 < mal_will> makes me sound french. I hate eet
20:16 < giant_it_burrit> i identify as whatever will negate my student loans alazare619
20:17 <+DrGibby|> s/[aeiou]/o/g
20:17 <+layer-eight> giant_it_burrit meant: "o odontofy os whotovor woll nogoto my stodont loons olozoro619"
20:17 < corn266> so you're a public servent who has been serving for the past 10+ years?
20:17 < mal_will> lol, rekt
20:17 <+DrGibby|> s/[aeiouy]/o/g
20:17 <+layer-eight> mal_will meant: "lol, rokt"
20:17 < giant_it_burrit> i pay my taxes so id say so
20:17 < mal_will> no one wants to be a public servant
20:17 <+DrGibby|> this is going to be fun :D
20:17 < giant_it_burrit> s/fuck you/
20:17 < jelly> tr/aeiou/eioua/g
20:18 < jelly> meh!
20:18 < stairmast0r_> mal_will: i was getting more of an alberta accent out of that
20:18 < tsarbomba> "negative. i am a meat popsicle"
20:20 < jelly> movies with bruce willis in a wifebeater for $200
20:20 < tsarbomba> so, basically, bruce willis movies
20:21 < stairmast0r_> s/[aeiou]/penis/g
20:21 <+layer-eight> tsarbomba meant: "spenis, bpenisspeniscpenislly, brpeniscpenis wpenisllpeniss mpenisvpenispeniss"
20:21 < tsarbomba> regex failure
20:21 < jelly> s/././g
20:21 <+layer-eight> tsarbomba meant: "............."
20:22 < corn266> this is almost as bad as .yt friday
20:23 < scwizard> anyone know why debian renamed php-gettext to php-php-gettext or something
20:24 < stairmast0r_> s/\w/dink/g
20:24 <+layer-eight> scwizard meant: "dinkdinkdinkdinkdinkdink dinkdinkdinkdink dinkdinkdink dinkdinkdinkdinkdinkdink dinkdinkdinkdinkdinkdinkdink dinkdinkdink-dinkdinkdinkdinkdinkdinkdink dinkdink dinkdinkdink-dinkdinkdink-dinkdinkdinkdinkdinkdinkdink dinkdink dinkdinkdinkdinkdinkdinkdinkdinkdink"
20:24 < AnimalFarmPig> maybe reorganizing packages by version number
20:24 < stairmast0r_> awww
20:24 <+TuxedoJack> Jesus fuck, is the bot channelling Spaceballs?
20:24 <+TuxedoJack> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCApeXCE0W8
20:24 <+layer-eight> YouTube ┃ Title ↠ Spaceballs-dink dink song ┃ Duration ↠ 14s ┃ Upload Date ↠ Thu Oct 28 05:34:01 UTC 2010
20:25 < Casteil> gotta love online reviews
20:25 < Casteil> "I bought this pool filter sand for my aquarium, it's great, but it doesn't look as nice as I'd like. 2/5 stars!"
20:26 < Casteil> bitch it's designed to spend its existence inside of a sealed filter tank
20:26 <+DomLS3> Casteil: did you rinse it first?
20:26 < tsarbomba> ugh. i am feeling a little ill right now that i share an alma mater with the CEO of "our managers did nothing wrong" waffle house
20:26 < tsarbomba> fuck that guy
20:27 < AnimalFarmPig> what did they do?
20:28 < tsarbomba> http://www.al.com/news/index.ssf/2018/04/waffle_house_woman_assaulted_c.html
20:28 < tsarbomba> i believe the charge was "being uppity"
20:28 < stairmast0r_> Casteil: "love the product! but shipping was delayed by a snowstorm in my area - 1 star"
20:28 < Hatter> tsarbomba: that's racist
20:28 < tsarbomba> i also love how the entirety of management is getting behind the employee who flat-out lied about charging extra for utensils
20:28 < tsarbomba> which was the whole reason the woman got pissed
20:29 < onenerdyguy> holy crap. a truck just lit on fire in front of my local subway
20:29 < tsarbomba> is jared there?
20:29 < Casteil> DomLS3: they were complaining about some darker pieces of sand (it wasn't pure white) lol
20:29 < Hatter> onenerdyguy: pic
20:29 <+DrGibby|> hes in jail, tsarbomba
20:29 <+DrGibby|> for cp
20:29 <+DrGibby|> remember?
20:29 <+DomLS3> Casteil: This is why I prefer gravel in my tank
20:29 < onenerdyguy> Hatter, http://www.inforum.com/news/fires/4438842-flames-engulf-pickup-truck-downtown-fargo-next-skyway
20:29 < tsarbomba> and chasing kids through the forest
20:29 < tsarbomba> like the big bad wolf
20:29 < Casteil> DomLS3: I'm buying pool sand for an actual pool, imagine that >.>
20:29 < tsarbomba> only not so big any more b/c subway subs
20:29 <+DomLS3> who puts sand in a pool ;/
20:30 < Hatter> tsarbomba: I hear he's getting pretty fat from stress eating snack cakes
20:30 < tsarbomba> they should put him in genpop instead of hiding him where they put the other chomos
20:30 < tsarbomba> he'd get plenty of exercise
20:31 < Casteil> DomLS3: it's for filtration
20:31 <+DomLS3> oh
20:32 < Casteil> sand filters for pools are pretty common around here
20:32 <@cryptic1> everyone please /msg mistiry, hello good sir, we have a webex presentation for linux pkg manager 2000.  Please confirm or deny attendance request
20:32 <@cryptic1> ^ j/k
20:32 < SpookyDad> cryptic1, Done
20:32  * cryptic1 hides from mistiry 
20:32 < linuxDad> cyp3d, done
20:32 <+DrGibby|> done
20:32 < linuxDad> cryptic1, done
20:33 <@cryptic1> heh
20:33 < giant_it_burrit> done
20:34 < giant_it_burrit> plz gib voice
20:34 <+DrGibby|> tsarbomba: he's in a notorious chomo facility, FCI Englewood
20:35 < _KaszpiR_> homo facility?
20:35 < grumplestiltzkin> its prison-speak
20:36 <+DrGibby|> for child molester
20:36 < _KaszpiR_> wtf is chomo?
20:36 < _KaszpiR_> ohgod
20:36 < _KaszpiR_> worse than I thought
20:36 < Hatter> I don't care what you guys say, I think child molestors are terrible people
20:37