05:13 < enix> WOW 05:13 < enix> Linekdin thank you 05:13 < enix> THANK YOU 05:14 <@NinjaStyle> why 05:14 < enix> I accidentally clicked on my exes linkedin profile 05:14 < enix> and it wouldn't let me it just bombed out 05:14 < enix> thank you for being so shit linkedin 05:14 < enix> ex girlfriends* 05:17 < enix> https://i.imgur.com/7NUJRFX.png 05:17 < enix> woooo 05:20 < abakedapplepie> good job 05:22 <@JollyRgrs> enix: that's the way she'd want it to be 05:23 < enix> does xdm come factory with "X Windows System" 05:33 < enix> cant work out this fonts thing 05:42 <+Church-> Alright, got steam running on ChromeOS. 05:43 <+Church-> Now to see if Prison architect and HyperLightDrifter are playable. 06:04 < enix> installing lightdm got it working ffs 06:08 < voidstar> linux sysadmins: do you use rsync for backups or a different tool? 06:08 < enix> depends on your needs 06:09 < voidstar> backing up /etc /home a directory served as a cifs share 06:10 < voidstar> users use that cifs share to centralize docs mainly 06:10 < enix> enterprise 06:10 < enix> ? 06:10 < voidstar> ~40GB to back up 06:10 < voidstar> no 06:10 < voidstar> SMB 06:10 < enix> just rsync 06:11 < voidstar> I was looking at rdiff-backup, but rsync seems fine enough 06:11 < enix> For instance if you're doing what our company did where the linux servers were hosting terabytes of media, that could be called upon at any during in the next two decades then yeah sure, enterprise solution 06:11 < enix> but rsync will do it fine 06:11 < voidstar> roger 06:13 < enix> there's an incremental solution out there somewhere but i never got around to it 06:13 < voidstar> rdiff-backup looks nice for that 06:13 < enix> rsync can do it :P 06:14 < voidstar> but they've survived fine without incremental backups for how many years now, so I'm probably just overcomplicating it 06:21 <@JollyRgrs> yeah, "hey, i've never needed a backup before, so why should I backup now, amirite?" 06:22 <@JollyRgrs> and on that note... time for bed 06:22 < voidstar> lol, incremental is the contention 06:22 < voidstar> backup is in the works 06:24 < xe0n> go to bread 06:30 < enix> night mate 07:01 <@Nostalg14c> argh 07:01 <@Nostalg14c> sccm is totally fucked. 07:01 <@Nostalg14c> overnight, no clients show as online. software installs (manual from software center) don't work, instant fails. 07:03 < xe0n> crack out cmtrace lol 07:04 < xe0n> and look in the 1000s of logs :P 07:05 <@Nostalg14c> I am. 07:05 <@Nostalg14c> Have been for.. a few hours now. 07:09 < enix> ouch 07:51 < vader-> hmmm, anyone of oyu guys ever get your android phones to mount as a drive letter when in MTP mode? 08:01 < plop> morning 08:03 < GrandWizardZippy> howdy 08:10 < xe0n> 50min to go weeeee 08:12 < mijndert> and then what 08:14 < enix> getting cold feet on quittin 08:20 < Apooti_> mornin' 08:33 < mijndert> morning 08:58 <@NinjaStyle> enix: just do it 09:00 < MillerBoss> Put them in warm water, enix 09:04 < enix> Going to talk to my partner about it tonight 09:04 < enix> oh yeah i hadnt discussed it with her lol 09:05 < MillerBoss> 2 hours in soapy water will get rid of the cold feet, enix 09:06 < enix> ha yeah just shitting it atm 09:06 < enix> I should but idk it doesn't feel right or something idk 09:07 < MillerBoss> Whats the issue? 09:07 <@NinjaStyle> It never feels good imo 09:08 < enix> Not happy with a single facet of the role, the company or how it's run. Zero career progression, over worked and issues on my own physical and mental health 09:08 < MillerBoss> Well atleast you don't have like 8 options. You only have two. :) 09:09 < enix> you know what i feel like no matter what reason I quit for, the universe will give me the worst case which is always what happens lol 09:09 < MillerBoss> Well just plan for the worst and hope for the best. 09:09 < enix> Before I got made redundant I was being offered jobs left right and centre, I get made redundant and fucking crickets 09:10 < enix> Yeah that's it 09:10 < MillerBoss> :) 09:10 < enix> Going to spend some time working on my business tonight, re-invigorate the love and do some calcs 09:10 < enix> Urgh why does sydney have to cost an arm and a leg 09:10 < MillerBoss> And make some too 09:15 <@NinjaStyle> Make some leg? 09:20 < MillerBoss> ping pppingme 09:32 < enix> ? 10:12 < vader-> enix what is your business? 10:40 < plop> .bofh 10:40 <+layer-eight> plop, BOFH says: paradigm shift...without a clutch 11:24 < plop> is it free day because of labour day everywhere? 11:27 < The_Dv8or> its not labor day in the US 11:28 < mijndert> it's labour day here but we still have to work 11:28 < mijndert> celebrating work by taking a day off is strange 11:28 < The_Dv8or> I dont think so 11:29 < The_Dv8or> in the US, I look at it as we have the freedom to work the jobs we want, and celebrating that we do work and have jobs and deserve a rest 11:29 < mijndert> you can do that any day of the year 11:30 < The_Dv8or> but its a unified celebration 11:30 < The_Dv8or> you can sit with your family and have a turkey dinner any day you want, but you celebrate gluttony and family on Thanksgiving 11:30 < mijndert> no cake for me :( 11:30 < mijndert> in NL we just keep on working like any other day 11:34 < The_Dv8or> what percentage of the NL population works for the govt? 11:34 < mijndert> no idea 11:37 < mijndert> latests numbers say 4%, why? 11:38 < The_Dv8or> I know that many Euro countries have a reputation for having a large part of the population working for state owned companies 11:39 < mijndert> our government has been shrinking for many years now 11:42 < The_Dv8or> oh man, that was a pretty foul fart 12:04 <@Nostalg14c> Any sccm nerds around 12:21 < MillerBoss> layer-eight Chuck 12:21 < MillerBoss> layer-yourmom chuck 12:21 <+layer-yourmom> Chuck Norris: If looks could kill, Chuck Norris would be considered the biggest genocidal maniac since Hitler. 12:21 < MillerBoss> layer-yourmom bofh 12:21 <+layer-yourmom> BOFH You did wha... oh _dear_.... 12:48 < plop> layer-yourmom, bofh 12:48 <+layer-yourmom> BOFH Feature was not beta tested 12:50 < MillerBoss> Sup plop 12:51 < LemWork> https://photos.app.goo.gl/xqvXh2hVwfK8otvk6 <--- today's silliness 12:51 <+layer-yourmom> * LemWork → ⚓ https://photos.google.com/share/AF1QipMju2KCd4C9SAVX27bO7oow3vxABSSOw-7cclGu3pKkMfDpUbxaCnA0HP7JgxWBSA?key=ZEVQemxxMmRTTE5Fb01OdGZHWEY1N0ZOdjRpZW1n → Shared album - Lemming - Google Photos 12:51 < MillerBoss> Way to go layer-yourmom 12:52 < MillerBoss> Whats silly with it LemWork ? 12:53 < LemWork> it's a standard 7mm laptop drive that draws a whopping 5W, in a heatsink designed for a 15'000 RPM SAS drive. 12:53 < LemWork> using the heatsink because I don't have any other 3.5" drives or 2.5" to 3.5" drive adaptors 12:54 < plop> hey MillerBoss, working... at least almost everybody is not working so, very quiet and paceful 12:54 < LemWork> it's 7pm here, just about to leave work for the day 12:54 < LemWork> I didn't start till 10am though 12:55 < MillerBoss> I was gonna say LemWork. It looked like a VelociRaptor https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51NdnIGLTfL.jpg besides the label 12:55 < LemWork> yup 12:55 < MillerBoss> How is the set up outside go on Saturday, plop ? 12:55 < LemWork> basically the same heatsink 12:55 < plop> MillerBoss, almost everything was smooth :D 12:55 < MillerBoss> Great. And got to be outside right? 12:56 < plop> yeah. next to the sea heh. 12:56 < plop> wait, i believe i have a video or something. 12:59 < plop> MillerBoss, this is from last year https://imgur.com/a/jwqWExg 12:59 <+layer-yourmom> * plop → IMGUR Album → a few seconds ago → 1 Image → ⚘ 0 13:00 < MillerBoss> Wow that is neat eh 13:00 < plop> yeah 13:33 < MillerBoss> Should I join the FortiGate wagon leaving SonicWALL? I have 7 to replace. 13:36 < plop> i don't like fortigate. 13:37 < plop> it is just a charisma reason. nothing technical 13:40 < MillerBoss> Well you are no fun. :P 13:43 < plop> i don't know... 13:43 < MillerBoss> What do you use plop ? 13:43 < mijndert> you should always strive to replace sonicwall 13:43 < plop> you know there is some people you don't know but you just don't like them? that is what happens with me and fortigate 13:43 < plop> i'm using watchguard :D 13:44 * plop waits for the watchguard rant 13:44 < MillerBoss> Ever one seems to rant about one product or another. ;) 13:44 <+DrGibby|> MillerBoss: they're pretty ok routers 13:44 < plop> yeah 13:44 <+DrGibby|> Feature packed for the $ 13:44 < plop> fortigate has a complicated license system. 13:45 < plop> watchguard is easy. 13:45 < MillerBoss> Fortigate? Someone I talked to local likes em a lot. The interface at short glance looked uncomplicated. 13:45 < MillerBoss> I will get a virtual machine of it to test 13:45 <+DrGibby|> The UI is nice, yeah 13:45 < MillerBoss> And he showed be FortiCloud 13:45 < plop> do you still have to pay for the fortianalyzer? 13:45 <+DrGibby|> CLI isn't fucking garbage either 13:45 < plop> watchguard dimension is very cool 13:46 < plop> and free 13:47 <+DrGibby|> Fortinets SIEM is pretty solid too, just fyi 13:47 < MillerBoss> No, JUST FOR YOUR information DrGibby| 13:48 <+DrGibby|> Ok? 13:48 < MillerBoss> Just teasing big buddy, geez 13:48 < plop> anyway, fortinet, sonicwall, watchguard, sophos.. all have its ups and downs. so you pick the one that suits your needs better 13:49 < plop> PAN should be better but never used it 13:49 < MillerBoss> I've been using SonicWALL before during and after Dell. Not much different. I just want more information on what the hell is happing on the network and such 13:49 < MillerBoss> s/happing/happening 13:49 <+layer-yourmom> [SED MillerBoss] I've been using SonicWALL before during and after Dell. Not much different. I just want more information on what the hell is happening on the network and such 13:51 < MillerBoss> Or should that be in another appliance all by itself, DrGibby| ? 13:51 < Casteil> damn, left a hair later than I have been and got rewarded with sitting in traffic for 10 extra minutes 13:52 < plop> Casteil, more irc time 13:52 < mijndert> wow 10 minutes 13:52 < Casteil> fucking irritating to have my 5 minute trip to work turn into 15+ 13:53 < mijndert> my 1 hour trip regularly turns into a 3 hour trip if I leave a little late 13:53 < mijndert> so 15 minutes is easy mode 13:53 < Casteil> one of the major freeways around here has shut down and people are using this road (which funnels down to a 1 lane road) as a detour 13:53 < Casteil> mijndert: fuck off kthx 13:53 <+DrGibby|> I mean, you'll get some good information MillerBoss, but if you really want to know what's going on in your network you'll need something that aggregates that data from a number of sauses 13:53 < MillerBoss> May I has the list of sauces, master? 13:54 < mijndert> Casteil: lol 13:54 <+DrGibby|> Neg. You must learn to sause 13:54 < plop> gartner is a nice list 13:54 < MillerBoss> What type of sauses am I looking for? 13:54 < plop> gartner quadrant firewall 13:55 < plop> there is all pros and cons of all major firewall companies 13:55 <+DrGibby|> Only the best sauses. 13:56 <+DrGibby|> A good firewall with IDS/IPS included 13:57 < giant_it_burrit> gartner is shit 13:58 < plop> giant_it_burrit, i like the graphics 13:58 <+DrGibby|> Can't companies Pat Gartner in order to get better reviews? 13:58 <+DrGibby|> Wasn't that the debacle a few years ago? 13:59 < MillerBoss> https://fortigate-vm.fortidemo.com/ demo/demo 14:01 < MillerBoss> There isn't shit in this box. 14:01 < MillerBoss> As far as data goes 14:03 < mkillebrew> Snort IDS/IPS is way more betterer 14:03 < MillerBoss> But is there someone I can pay to tell me what the fuck I am doing so I do it right? 14:04 * MillerBoss looks at mkillebrew 14:05 < Casteil> so, new pool pump+filter comes tomorrow, want to hook it up and get crackin but I should wait until the buds fall off the nearest trees first 14:06 < giant_it_burrit> Casteil: 14:06 < giant_it_burrit> bby 14:06 < giant_it_burrit> how you like your weefee 14:06 < Casteil> what 14:06 < giant_it_burrit> with airfiber thing 14:06 < giant_it_burrit> how you line them up 14:06 < Casteil> carefully 14:07 < MillerBoss> Like dominos 14:07 < Casteil> giant_it_burrit: they all have a management wifi that stays on for like 5 minutes after you boot them (though you can disable it) 14:08 < Casteil> through that management wifi you can connect to them via their app, and their app has a lot of handy functions... one of them is a signal strength indicator (w/ beeper) 14:11 < giant_it_burrit> is that seperate from unms 14:12 < giant_it_burrit> and i can figure out 500 meters 14:12 < giant_it_burrit> but like the multi kilometer shit 14:12 < giant_it_burrit> you need geometry and stuff id assume 14:12 < plop> so, ios rdp official client has fixed resolutions but none standard wtf 14:14 < Casteil> giant_it_burrit: the litebeams have a somewhat decent spread so they're quite as tight as the powerbeams 14:15 < Casteil> not quite* 14:16 < Casteil> giant_it_burrit: it helps, and they've got some neat utilities for figuring that stuff out as well 14:17 < Casteil> https://link.ubnt.com/ can help you figure out distances and altitudes 14:17 <+layer-yourmom> * Casteil → Link 14:20 < Casteil> also uses terrain info from google Maps to see if you might have a hill in the way 14:20 < giant_it_burrit> damn son 14:20 < giant_it_burrit> thats pretty sweet 14:21 < Casteil> in my situation I'm shooting *just* over a hill (by like a foot or two I think, hard to see through the woods) and of course, the woods 14:22 < Casteil> I think once the leaves start coming back my TX power will have to kick up a bit again 14:22 < Casteil> but I don't suspect I'll lose much if any real speed 14:26 < Nightcinder> https://arstechnica.com/science/2018/04/boeing-slams-the-falcon-heavy-rocket-as-too-small/ anyone read this this was funny 14:26 <+layer-yourmom> * Nightcinder → Boeing slams the Falcon Heavy rocket as “too small” | Ars Technica 14:29 <@Code_Man65> So I saw something on r/games this morning that I'd been expecting, but is still a punch in the gut. Totalbiscuits cancer has gone terminal. 14:30 < tsarbomba> that's a hot take from the company that developed a launch platform over 10x the cost of falcon heavy that STILL hasn't had so much as a dry run 14:30 < giant_it_burrit> saw that last night Code_Man65 14:30 < giant_it_burrit> :( 14:30 < tsarbomba> oh, and they basically recycled a fuckton of space shuttle parts to do it 14:30 < Nightcinder> yeah it's using ancient tech 14:30 <@Code_Man65> Cancer fucking sucks. 14:31 < tsarbomba> i don't know what a totalbiscuits is but the big C is always bad 14:31 < Nightcinder> for the cost of one SLS launch you can send 14 falcon heavies for 240 tonnes 14:31 < giant_it_burrit> lost my best friend to it 14:31 < giant_it_burrit> no me gusta 14:31 < giant_it_burrit> ive lost a lot of people to it 14:31 <@Code_Man65> giant_it_burrit: Lost a family friend to it 14:31 < Nightcinder> he's a youtuber i think 14:31 < giant_it_burrit> desensitizing is real 14:32 < giant_it_burrit> after 5th/6th you know so much that the diag is just another here we go again 14:32 < giant_it_burrit> they are on xyz 14:32 < giant_it_burrit> etc etc 14:32 < tsarbomba> you hear about people who just refuse treatment after a while and i always wonder if i'd have the stones to do it 14:33 < giant_it_burrit> you would 14:33 < giant_it_burrit> if i told you the pain goes away 14:33 < tsarbomba> my great grandmother died of breast cancer. thankfully she didn't have to suffer too long on that poison shit. 14:33 < giant_it_burrit> you'd pull that trigger 14:33 < Nightcinder> 46 chemotherapy treatments 14:33 < Nightcinder> goddamn 14:34 < Nightcinder> and his liver's failing so he can't be a part of most clinical trials 14:34 < Nightcinder> welp 14:34 < onenerdyguy> Whose our Windows admins in here? 14:34 < giant_it_burrit> no one 14:34 < giant_it_burrit> what do you want 14:34 < onenerdyguy> :P 14:34 < Nightcinder> most people in here probably 14:35 < onenerdyguy> Are your Win2k16 server updates also taking for fucking ever? 14:35 < giant_it_burrit> no 14:35 < Nightcinder> not really 14:35 < giant_it_burrit> i dont have any 14:35 < giant_it_burrit> lolololol 14:35 < Nightcinder> speaking of which time to deploy patches 14:35 < Nightcinder> PATCH TUESDAY MOTHERFUCKERS HERE'S SEVENTY PATCHES 14:35 < tsarbomba> yeah a good thing about having no budget for the better part of two years is that your windows servers are ak nown quantity 14:36 < Nightcinder> hmmmm 14:36 < Nightcinder> do i push 1803? 14:36 < onenerdyguy> no 14:36 < onenerdyguy> and yeah, our 2k16 boxes on core are fine, as always. The gui bullshit ones are taking up to an hour to patch, then another 15 min to reboot 14:37 < tsarbomba> how are you patching them, thru sccm? 14:37 < onenerdyguy> WSUS and Ansible 14:37 < Nightcinder> wsus is attempting to bait me into approving the 7 to 10 upgrade button 14:37 < tsarbomba> lol 14:37 < onenerdyguy> same system is used on our 2k12/2k8r2 boxes, and they are working fine 14:37 < giant_it_burrit> onenerdyguy: with ansible 14:37 < giant_it_burrit> plz explain 14:38 < onenerdyguy> giant_it_burrit, I have a playbook that hits my windows servers, use the win_update module to apply updates from WSUS, and reboots if/when needed 14:38 <@Code_Man65> onenerdyguy: Server 2016 (with GUI) updates take ~hour. Core is MUCH faster. 14:38 < onenerdyguy> Code_Man65, ok, so I'm not crazy 14:38 <@Code_Man65> Nope, not at all 14:38 < giant_it_burrit> would you mind sharing? 14:39 < Nightcinder> there i pushed 30 updates 14:39 < Nightcinder> onenerdyguy: man i wish i could reboot servers 14:39 < onenerdyguy> giant_it_burrit, yeah, let me pull it 14:39 < Nightcinder> 24/7 shop here :( 14:39 < giant_it_burrit> you have to reboot eventually 14:39 < onenerdyguy> Nightcinder, so are we. the reboots are staggered and never brings down a full service 14:40 < Nightcinder> yeah well 14:40 <@Code_Man65> No reboots = you don't know that your servers will come back up 14:40 < Nightcinder> bringing down a terminal server is still gonna make people mad 14:40 <@Code_Man65> We have a rule here that nothing should have an uptime over 30 days 14:40 < giant_it_burrit> we have a rule here 14:40 < giant_it_burrit> wsus take the wheel 14:40 < tsarbomba> we have a rule here that uptime is a direct measure of epeen length and girth 14:41 < Nightcinder> i saw someone the other day post a 1yr+ uptime 14:41 < Nightcinder> on their main pc 14:41 < tsarbomba> i once hit a year on a laptoip 14:41 < tsarbomba> it never left the desk with rare exceptions, and always in hibernate 14:41 < Nightcinder> i have to reboot my xps every so often or it gets weird coming out of hibernate 14:41 < onenerdyguy> giant_it_burrit, https://pastebin.com/wmts6WTZ 14:41 <+layer-yourmom> * onenerdyguy → [YAML] --- - hosts: Windows_System any_errors_fatal: false serial: - 1 - Pastebin.com 14:41 < Nightcinder> something about connected standby and exchange i think 14:41 < tsarbomba> i have 2 dells that have that problem in ubuntu or debian 14:42 < tsarbomba> no microsoft products on either one, though 14:42 < Nightcinder> i need to reload this xps 15 14:42 < Nightcinder> just 14:42 < Nightcinder> effort 14:42 < howru> anyone using kubernetes cluster? 14:42 < howru> with aws nlb? 14:43 < onenerdyguy> who made Layer-eight into layer-yourmom like a monster? 14:46 < MillerBoss> Its not a monster, YOU ARE ONENERDGUY !!!!111 ;) 14:46 < MillerBoss> Its our new friend. 14:50 < SpookyCrisp> .bofh 14:50 < mkillebrew> your new friend sucks. 14:51 < plop> .bofh 14:51 < Apooti_> anyone here knows if MySQL 8.0.11 is actually supported by JIRA? 14:51 < plop> layer-yourmom, bofh 14:51 <+layer-yourmom> BOFH The air conditioning water supply pipe ruptured over the machine room 14:51 < onenerdyguy> just transfer over to MongoDB 14:52 < Apooti_> onenerdyguy, i'll pass, thanks 14:52 < Apooti_> at least for now 14:52 < onenerdyguy> smart man 14:52 < onenerdyguy> mongo's a mess 14:52 < Apooti_> i know 14:52 < onenerdyguy> can you remind our lead devs too? 14:52 < onenerdyguy> they're on a kick lately 14:53 < Apooti_> mongo has a nice concept behind it, but thats about it 14:53 < Apooti_> either way what the fuck is wrong with Atlassian, they list MySQL 5.5 and 5.6 as supported 14:53 < Apooti_> but the GA is 8.0.11 14:54 < Apooti_> fuck it, gonna deploy JIRA on MySQL 8.0.11 #YOLO 14:54 < Nightcinder> layer-yourmom: BOFH 14:54 < Nightcinder> layer-yourmom: bofh 14:54 <+layer-yourmom> BOFH Root nameservers are out of sync 14:54 < Nightcinder> .. 14:55 < Alternity> so work bought me a motorized standing desk to use 14:55 < Alternity> so here i am standing up at my desk 14:55 < Alternity> and i feel like i have to be productive... 14:55 < Alternity> can i get a normal desk 14:56 < tsarbomba> standing desks are lethal 14:56 < Alternity> they also bought me the mechanical keyboard i wanted 14:56 < Alternity> so i guess it evens out 14:56 < tsarbomba> https://health.usnews.com/wellness/articles/2017-12-04/is-your-standing-desk-doing-more-harm-than-good 14:56 < kbni> Alternity: come get drunk in vegas with awox 14:56 < Alternity> kbni: no money no time bro 14:56 < tsarbomba> they're giving you the keyboard so you don't realize the desk is killing you 14:57 < kbni> :( 14:57 < Apooti_> we bought a couple of the small standing desks to use as a monitor cart at the data center 14:57 < Apooti_> works really well 14:57 < Alternity> i should figure out a conference to go to though 14:57 < Alternity> figure out how to get work to pay for it 14:57 < Alternity> when's the next ignite 14:57 < kbni> in a month or so 14:57 < kbni> I am going to Kaseya Connect next week 14:57 < Alternity> lol ew 14:58 < Alternity> i had to use kaseya at my last job doing MSP things 14:58 < Alternity> it was ok i guess 14:58 < kbni> The trick is to rig everything so you don't actually have to use it. 14:58 < Nightcinder> Alternity: i've been asking for a standing desk 14:58 < kbni> That being said, I only manage the platform.. I don't actually use it. 14:58 < Alternity> oh nice, thats lucky 14:58 < Alternity> MSP? 14:58 < kbni> Yeah 14:58 < Alternity> only way i would ever return to #MSPlife would be as some kind of very senior engineer 14:59 < tsarbomba> On your caboose, try reclining so your legs and torso form a 135-degree angle – the healthiest seated position, Tameling says. 14:59 < kbni> Yeah, being at the bottom in an MSP is pretty tough. 14:59 < tsarbomba> this is basically my natural position when i do my gangsta-lean in my chair 14:59 < Alternity> having dedicated clients sucked 14:59 < tsarbomba> i'm gonna live forever 14:59 < Alternity> it was good exp but was happy to get out of there 14:59 < Alternity> are there like, DevOps MSPs? 14:59 < MillerBoss> I'll see you at your funeral tsarbomba 14:59 < tsarbomba> msps don't really lend themselves to devops 15:00 < tsarbomba> millerboss, not if i see you first 15:00 < Alternity> i've thought about starting a MSP 15:00 < MillerBoss> OK. :P 15:00 < Alternity> but then I would have to do sales to get clients... :o 15:00 < kbni> I mean, any level of MSP life is pretty tough compared to how easy internal cats have it, but I enjoy where I'm at now. Pretty much even split between developing software (integration stuff mainly for MSPs), managing our internal tools (kaseya, graylog, confluence, etc) and a handful of linux systems. 15:00 < tsarbomba> i don't know about that 15:00 < kbni> You could say that my role is almost "devops-like" 15:01 < giant_it_burrit> i got an offer for an msp 15:01 < tsarbomba> i spent ten years in #mspland and i'm internal now 15:01 < Alternity> that seems like a good gig, you're really the internet engineer for the MSP 15:01 < giant_it_burrit> making less than i make now 15:01 < giant_it_burrit> i lol'ed 15:01 < tsarbomba> making better money but doing a lot more 15:01 < Alternity> i spent 9 months in mspland and gtfo's :D 15:01 < tsarbomba> no real team to fall back on 15:01 < kbni> Nah, I don't have control over any metal or networking. There's a team for that. 15:01 < onenerdyguy> thats boring then 15:01 < onenerdyguy> i want hardware 15:01 < kbni> Hmn. I need some sysadmin peeps to hang out with in Vegas. Pretty sure this conference is going to be all manager-types. :( 15:01 < onenerdyguy> what conference 15:02 < tsarbomba> out of curiosity, how do you interact with and take on tasks from the dev team? 15:02 < kbni> hardware is heavy, loud and not new enough to be cool 15:02 < onenerdyguy> kbni, you're playing with the wrong hardware then 15:02 < tsarbomba> ^ 15:02 < kbni> Hardware stuff has pretty much completely overtaken me now. Just build my VMs and I'll get my shit done. (: 15:03 < kbni> onenerdyguy: are you talking to me (about tasks from dev team)? 15:03 < onenerdyguy> i like having full stack control, personally 15:03 < onenerdyguy> kbni, tsarbomba was, but i'm also curious 15:03 < kbni> Sometimes I wish I had more control over things, but other days I welcome it. I already have plenty of responsibilty I'm not keen on more. 15:04 < Alternity> less responsbility more money pls 15:04 < tsarbomba> do you guys ever do jazzhands at the end of dept. meetings 15:05 < onenerdyguy> tsarbomba, do you not do jazz hands? 15:05 < tsarbomba> every damn time 15:05 < kbni> onenerdyguy, tsarbomba: I am one of two developers in my team, if we need something like a VM built we ticket it internally. At the moment though I have pretty much got the point where I have some beefy container hosts spread out over our clusters, infrastructure to support the type of applications I need (typically this is web stuff) and I just spin up my own containers as needed. 15:05 < onenerdyguy> oh, web crap 15:05 < onenerdyguy> no thanks 15:05 < kbni> not really web applications, but stuff that interfaces via the web. 15:05 < Alternity> don't crap on the web 15:05 < tsarbomba> are you coding the apps or just planning/deploying 15:05 < kbni> (although we are developing web apps) 15:05 < kbni> tsarbomba: all three 15:06 < onenerdyguy> I am not a fan of web apps. 15:06 < Hatsjoe> tsarbomba: you mean this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xuPSIbABYVU 15:06 <+layer-yourmom> * Hatsjoe → Jazz Hands by John Jacobson and Mac Huff - YouTube 15:06 < Hatsjoe> I do that after every stand-up 15:07 < kbni> tsarbomba: early on there were a lot of clashes (probably a strong word for it) between me and our infrastructure guys. It was always a pain in the ass to get the right firewall rules implemented, IP addresses allocated in a timely fashion, and VMs built on time. So I pretty much compromised with them and I think we are in a decent situation right now. 15:08 < tsarbomba> interesting. i spent a little bit of time consulting for other MSPs when i was still not sure if i could advance further in the industry and i never could find a way to integrate devs into it in a way that didn't directly compete with (and get its ass kicked by) upwork or fiverr 15:08 < tsarbomba> hatsjoe, that's them 15:08 < tsarbomba> they also play a prominent role in 'the jazz singer' 15:09 < kbni> At the moment I have a bunch of container hosts, access to IPAM to and DNS to allocate my own IPs and hostnames. I have reverse proxies setup with enough ports open to cover what I usually need. There are a handful of critical systems which are "managed" by the rest of the team in the sense they are included in our BCDR stack and if I am away someone can just restore. Everything else is pretty much 15:09 < kbni> managed by myself separately, most systems are cattle that can be rebuilt with ansible.. 15:10 < kbni> Yeah, my second MSP job was half development half support. It doesn't work. There's no way to juggle the two and remain focused at either. I was brought on pretty much purely to develop automation/integration (and to manage our RMM platform) 15:10 < tsarbomba> this guy is freaking me out a little, hatsjoe 15:10 < kbni> I am sometimes shocked to be in the position I am in, because it's a very difficult position to have at an MSP, and we are only a small regional company. 15:10 < khelpw> Soooo, anyone test 1803 yet? 15:10 < tsarbomba> hey if it works more power to you (and them) 15:11 < Hatter> hey alright how's everyone feelin 15:11 < tsarbomba> i suspect if i were better at coding i might have come up with something to help integrate devops into the msps i consulted for, but that was never my permanent path in the first place 15:11 < kbni> Now we have two internal developers (me + my guy) and we develop stuff for internal use, for use by our "friendly" MSP pals and we also do regular maintenace work for some of our customer's legacy systems 15:11 < Anaphylaxis> I have to make a dashboard with SQL input :L any ideas anyone? 15:11 < Nightcinder> i think my dell laptop issue is that the laptop screen is 175% and the other two screens are at 100% 15:12 < kbni> We also have a separate division which builds bespoke applications for customers, which I am only really involved with as I am one of our companies linux guys (read: someone who knows how to read manpages) 15:12 < Nightcinder> who reads manpages? 15:12 < Nightcinder> wtf 15:12 < Nightcinder> wing it 15:12 < tsarbomba> BTFM 15:13 < kbni> Anaphylaxis: If you are look for the laziest possible way, there are plenty of services out there which offer an agent you can install and allow you to setup dashboards quite easily. Amazon has one, Microsoft has one and there's a cheap-ish option called BrightGauge which is simple as fuck. 15:13 < Nightcinder> new optane ssd now with LED's lol 15:13 < kbni> Anaphylaxis: Outside of that, if I were asked to do this I would likely setup a jsreport page as that's pretty easy to manage and keep operational, and it can be customised to the nth degree which is usually required 15:13 < Anaphylaxis> jsreport better than using python? I need a real-time update for something really 15:13 < Anaphylaxis> and we had powerBI but that's limited to 8/day soo 15:14 < Nightcinder> i need to get a new C to A cable 15:15 < kbni> I like jsreport because it has a REST API which can be used to send data to a template and have jsreport render it and return the results. We were looking to use it to develop our own customer reporting initially, and it would have been a great fit for that. But we've built a few random tid-bits on top of it (dashboards for S4B, occasional ad-hoc marketing/client report PDF generation) 15:15 < Anaphylaxis> Awesoome, I'll check it out :P thanks kbni 15:15 < kbni> I like it because any of the guys who are smart enough to properly use powershell (This should be all your L3s and up, right?) can put together a basic AF report because it's a pretty simple system 15:16 < Anaphylaxis> I mean some t2s use powershell rarely yeah 15:16 < Nightcinder> you guys have multiple levels of tech? 15:16 < Anaphylaxis> yes Nightcinder 15:16 < Nightcinder> i'm jealous. 15:16 < kbni> I am otherwise generally not a fan of node, but it's a decent bit of kit. I am sure there's plenty of more pythonic ways to go, but when I looked I couldn't really find anything that was suited my needs or was cheap enough for us. 15:16 < Nightcinder> man i dunno if i could handle being in a large company 15:17 < Nightcinder> small company = lots of reddit time 15:17 < Anaphylaxis> yeah my company has like 30 people and we have layers of tech lol 15:17 < Anaphylaxis> but, to be fair, it is an IT company ;) 15:17 < kbni> I think the amount of time you spend on reddit is independant of company size, and probably reflects work ethic more than anything else. 15:18 < int0x1C8> I'm knee deep in an iron python project for EWS 15:18 < kbni> Unless Reddit is outright blocked, that would be some draconian bullshit. 15:18 < Anaphylaxis> fuuuuck that. 15:18 < kbni> int0x1C8: I'd feel bad for you, but we manage one of our customer's LOB applications. It's 10 years old, currently runs on Python 2.5 (on Windows) and is 150K LOC. 15:19 < Nightcinder> kbni: well my company loves me and i do more than any other IT guy has done here 15:19 < Nightcinder> so 15:19 < Nightcinder> i'm p happy 15:19 < kbni> I'm not judging, I'm just saying I don't think there's a correlation between "downtime" and company size. 15:19 < int0x1C8> I like it 15:20 < kbni> I could argue in a larger organisation there's a lot of red tape which causes delays which can be used in creative ways of course. 15:20 < kbni> int0x1C8: Oh, it's a finance application :P 15:20 < int0x1C8> I get to use python and our C# guys can't bitch because they are essentially interchangeable 15:20 < Nightcinder> honestly the amount of red tape here is insane 15:20 < int0x1C8> no its a scheduling system 15:20 < kbni> No, my monstrosity is a finance system. 15:20 < Nightcinder> i'm constantly waiting on others 15:21 < Nightcinder> there's some stuff i could be doing but meh 15:21 < Anaphylaxis> kbni fam this looks complicated as shit 15:21 < kbni> i.e. if we fuck up the customer gets really, really mad. 15:21 < kbni> Anaphylaxis: Nah, check out the recipes. It's pretty easy. 15:21 < kbni> Anaphylaxis: are you an MSP? 15:21 < Anaphylaxis> im looking at the "northwind dashboard" template 15:21 < Anaphylaxis> yus 15:21 < kbni> Anaphylaxis: Try BrightGauge 15:22 < kbni> Anaphylaxis: BrightGauge probably integrates with half of your shit, and comes with useful datasets out of the box. What's your RMM/PSA stack? 15:23 < Anaphylaxis> we use connectwise + labtech, we are migrating to Automate (new labtech), and we use Ninja also but we are phasing it out 15:23 < Anaphylaxis> if that's what you mean 15:23 < kbni> Yeah, BrightGauge will have built in datasets for that. But you (or your LT admin) will no doubt be able to whip up SQL queries to generate whatever you need if you are after data from those systems. 15:24 < kbni> It's not too pricey, and is the absolute easiest option to get dashboards happening fast. 15:24 < Anaphylaxis> yeah he has his SQL queries at the ready, lol. 15:24 < Anaphylaxis> I will tell him to check it out, awesome, ty 15:24 < kbni> In that case, get BrightGauge 15:24 < kbni> I think it's maybe $100/m or something to get one datasource 15:25 < Anaphylaxis> $289 15:25 < alazare619> anyone here use quip 15:25 < kbni> That could still be worthwhile. Considering there's almost no support dramas. Literally install an agent on one of your systems and configure it to point at an ODBC data source, and you're off. 15:26 < Anaphylaxis> dam son 15:26 < kbni> We use it for stacks of shit. I have dashboard for Kaseya (stuff like policy management, deployment backlogs, upcoming maintenance), we use it for our monthly client reports and we pull all sorts of shit in from various systems to feed it. 15:26 < Anaphylaxis> We want it to see who is on the helpdesk today (simple SQL query) and a live update of the emergency tickets on the helpdesk (CW) 15:27 < Anaphylaxis> (+ the weather maybe lol) 15:27 < kbni> It has it's limitations (the fastest you can refresh a dataset is once every 5 minutes, and you are limited to whatever widgets "gauges" they have) but it's pretty solid 15:27 < kbni> Yeah, we have dashboards that do that sort of thing to. 15:27 < Anaphylaxis> egh 5 minutes? 15:28 < kbni> We literally use it for that same purpose. Our triage technicians have dashboards that show tickets about to breach SLA, urgent tickets generated by monitoring, tickets that are in certain states (maybe have a bad status assigned, or nobody scheduled, etc). It works pretty well. 15:29 < Anaphylaxis> ;D thanks man 15:29 < kbni> That being said, if you put the time and effort in, you could achieve the same in jsreport and have it look exactly how you want and have it refresh as often as you want. Trade-offs, I guess. 15:29 < Anaphylaxis> oh you can do sql in jsreport? 15:29 < kbni> Most definitely. 15:29 < ekaj> .bofh 15:29 < ekaj> NO TROLLING 15:29 < Anaphylaxis> too late 15:30 < kbni> Man, I am keen on Vegas this weekend. :D 15:30 < Anaphylaxis> :D 15:32 < kbni> Anaphylaxis: feel free to hit me up directly if you have any BrightGauge issues, I don't use it that often but I've managed to jam some shit in there. 15:32 < Anaphylaxis> awesome bro thanks a lot :) 15:32 < khelpw> kbni: go to the desert before it gets too hot out 15:33 < kbni> I am thinking of renting a motorcycle and just pottin' about 15:33 < khelpw> kbni: red rocks, sloan canyon, Mt Charleston etc etc etc 15:33 < kbni> are you a local? 15:34 < khelpw> Nope, just had a trip out west in December and did a bunch of research for things to do along the route 15:34 < khelpw> Honestly, Vegas itself seems like almost a footnote compared to everything else. 15:34 < kbni> Cool. Would be nice to find a local tech guy who rides. 15:35 < MillerBoss> ekaj try layer-yourmom bofh 15:35 < plop> layer-yourmom, millerboss 15:35 < MillerBoss> Yeah, like that 15:35 < plop> layer-yourmom, seen millerboss 15:35 <+layer-yourmom> Seen → MillerBoss Saying Yeah, like that via Log on #reddit-sysadmin a few seconds ago 15:36 < plop> layer-yourmom, xkcd 15:36 < plop> meh 15:36 < kbni> I'm there for work, but I do have a weekend and a few half days to myself. At the moment I think my plan will be to rent a motorcycle for the weekend and see how bad I can get myself lost, check out some of the museum/standard touristy stuff, and probably try some of that sweet legal weed. 15:36 < MillerBoss> layer-yourmom first seen plop 15:36 < MillerBoss> layer-yourmom firstseen plop 15:36 < plop> layer-yourmom, yt millerboss 15:36 < kbni> Maybe catch a show or two 15:36 < kbni> Put some ladies through college, the usual 15:37 < int0x1C8> where in vcenter do I configure it to send alerts on events? 15:37 < int0x1C8> our paired DR vcenter has been down since last friday :/ 15:37 < khelpw> When we were in town, we saw Penn and Teller (My idea) and the zombie burlesque show (girlfriends idea) 15:38 < khelpw> the former was inherently great 15:38 < MillerBoss> layer-yourmom first-seen plop 15:38 <+layer-yourmom> Seen → plop Saying morning via Log on #reddit-sysadmin 3 days ago → Quitting [#reddit-sysadmin] 37 minutes ago Quit: Leaving 15:38 < plop> yay 15:38 < khelpw> the latter was made great by the fact that the weekend we were in vegas happened to be national finals rodeo, so naturally I had the smallest belt buckle and hat on the strip 15:38 < plop> layer-yourmom, first-seen cryptic1 15:38 <+layer-yourmom> Seen → cryptic1 Saying morning via Log on #reddit-sysadmin a day ago 15:39 < tsarbomba> also, burlesque girls 15:39 < Hatter> khelpw: hey I think I know one of those zombie girls 15:39 <@cryptic1> morning 15:39 < kbni> sup cryptic1 15:39 < MillerBoss> layer-yourmom seen cryptic1 15:39 <+layer-yourmom> Seen → cryptic1 Saying morning via Log on #reddit-sysadmin a few seconds ago 15:39 < Hatter> hey it's cryptic1 everybody 15:39 * tsarbomba stapoles cryptic to millerboss 15:39 < plop> lol cryptic1 15:39 < khelpw> Nothing like watching the horrified look on the face of a cowboy as his prized 10 gallon hat gets sat on by a woman of questionable civility in zombie makeup 15:39 < kbni> oi cryptic1 where is my + 15:39 <@cryptic1> rejoin 15:39 < Hatter> kbni: isn't this your first day here? 15:40 < tsarbomba> shots fired 15:40 < kbni> Hatter: uh, no? I've been here for some time. 15:40 < kbni> I could say who the fuck are you even. 15:40 < Anaphylaxis> yeah he's been here for some time. at least 3 hours 15:40 < Hatter> woaaaah 15:40 <@cryptic1> kbni, part/join 15:40 < Anaphylaxis> oh shit 15:40 < Hatter> that was uncalled for 15:40 < MillerBoss> Yeah WHO the fuck are you, Hatter? 15:40 < Hatter> are we just handing out +v to every bad mannered riff-raff these days? 15:40 < Anaphylaxis> Hatter who the fuck even are you? 15:40 < abakedapplepie> Hatter: i dont see one on you, so no 15:40 < Anaphylaxis> oh shit 15:40 <+kbni> Is Hatter the new Shoh? 15:40 < Hatter> how dare you 15:40 < abakedapplepie> kbni yes but not as funny 15:41 <+kbni> Shoh wasn't really that funny. 15:41 < abakedapplepie> exactly 15:41 < int0x1C8> hey if we're just givin out the v, hook me up 15:41 < abakedapplepie> :P 15:41 < plop> layer-yourmom, skynet start 15:41 < abakedapplepie> NO 15:41 < plop> boring bot 15:41 < abakedapplepie> KILL IT 15:41 <+kbni> I had to let cryptic1 and JollyRgrs beat me at a lot of games of Rocket League to earn my v 15:41 <@cryptic1> voice is not being handed out 15:41 <@cryptic1> kbni has his from long time ago 15:41 <+DrGibby|> cryptic1: back to work 15:41 < int0x1C8> so do I 15:42 < MillerBoss> s/voice is not/Beers are 15:42 <@Code_Man65> kbni: Lies, we all know cryptic1 sucks at rocket league 15:42 <+layer-yourmom> [SED MillerBoss/cryptic1] Beers are being handed out 15:42 < int0x1C8> I've been here for trillenia 15:43 < Hatter> I won't stand for these insults 15:43 <+kbni> Information on int0x1C8 (account int0x1C8): 15:43 < Hatter> but I'm on a call right now 15:43 <+kbni> Registered : Aug 15 14:04:38 2017 (36w 6d 23h ago) 15:43 <+kbni> Wow. I've been here for 6 years :/ 15:43 < MillerBoss> Wow kbni knows how to use NickServ, watch out! 15:44 < int0x1C8> I've been here the longest, everyone knows this 15:44 < MillerBoss> For sure 15:44 < Anaphylaxis> s/aug 15/may 1 15:44 < int0x1C8> my uptime is YUGE 15:45 <+kbni> I am also a bonafide internet celebrity, ask Alternity. 15:45 <+TuxedoJack> Boner fide. 15:45 < syere> morning all 15:46 < plop> morning syere 15:46 < syere> anyone play with packer at all by chance? 15:47 <+kbni> Ugh, time for Zz. 15:47 < vinrock> Anyone ever dealt with a unifi switch randomly rebooting 15:48 < MillerBoss> That can not be fun vinrock 15:48 < Hatter> abakedappliepie is just annoyed with me becaue I caught him trying to hack my irc account, and embarrassed as a result 15:48 < Hatter> watch out for that guy 15:48 * MillerBoss watches 15:48 < Hatter> *embarrassed him 15:48 < vinrock> it's not killer (low staffed warehouse office) but its pretty annoying 15:49 < vinrock> i've got 3 sites with this exact same setup and just this one keeps rebooting on me 15:49 < int0x1C8> electric gremlins 15:49 < MillerBoss> Power issue? 15:49 < MillerBoss> Within the device 15:50 < MillerBoss> Restore from backup firmware settings? 15:50 < vinrock> im not seeinng anything in the logs, it's powered by poe from the firewall then from the switch to a unifi ap 15:50 < vinrock> fw logs i can just see the port deactivate/activate as it loses conection from the switch 15:50 < vinrock> im gona try firmware update just thought it was odd since theyre all on the same rev 15:51 < Hatter> Anaphylaxis: And why are you swearing at me? We haven't even met. 15:51 < vinrock> RUDE 15:51 < MillerBoss> Bad Ethernet cable for POE? 15:51 < MillerBoss> Hatter 👉 Yes you have 15:51 < Hatter> vinrock: It's like people don't even care about manners anymore 15:51 < vinrock> That was my first assumption so I made one out of fancy cat6 and same deal 15:51 < vinrock> Hatter: ikr? 15:52 < ekaj> reeeeeeeee 15:52 < vinrock> no china you may not ssh into my server 15:53 < Anaphylaxis> Hatter who even invited you in here 15:53 < vinrock> this guy's got you in his sights hatter 15:53 < Hatter> I've just written his name down 15:53 < mkillebrew> We have to be invited? 15:54 < MillerBoss> Yes mkillebrew 15:54 < vinrock> i was guided here by the hand of god 15:54 < MillerBoss> I, state your name 15:54 < Hatter> I'm pretty sure I knew cryptic from somewhere back in the day, perhaps on efnet 15:55 < mkillebrew> because nobody else would ever pick that nick... 15:55 < vinrock> me and estranger have known each other since 2001 on efnet 15:55 < Hatter> that's sweet 15:55 < vinrock> that was pretty rad running into him here 15:55 < Hatter> estranger and I are ops on #ciscohelp on efnet 15:55 < vinrock> hah nice 15:56 < giant_it_burrit> you guys are cute 15:57 < Hatter> I'm a veteran of the great efnet splitwars, where I held the rank of General 15:58 <+DrGibby|> s/General/fluffer 15:58 < vinrock> ah yase i, too am a combat veteran of the efnet split wars 15:58 <+layer-yourmom> [SED DrGibby|/Hatter] I'm a veteran of the great efnet splitwars, where I held the rank of fluffer 15:58 < vinrock> as well as the most recent meme wars 15:58 < Hatter> DrGibby|: I think I've made it pretty clear that I don't care to be misquoted 15:58 <+DrGibby|> Hatter: ok 15:58 < Anaphylaxis> Hatter, you better erase my name off your little hitlist there 15:58 < Hatter> Anaphylaxis: Oh I will eventually 15:59 < vinrock> ruthless 15:59 < Anaphylaxis> do it right now 15:59 < Anaphylaxis> or else 15:59 < Hatter> go on do your worst 15:59 < Hatter> I'll let you know if I notice 15:59 < mkillebrew> or else he'll come and beat you up 15:59 < mkillebrew> or frown at a kitten 16:00 < mkillebrew> say rude things about carrots 16:00 < giant_it_burrit> take your mom out for dinner 16:00 < giant_it_burrit> and then never call her again 16:00 < mkillebrew> there's no end to his wrath 16:04 < JFDkthx> can we just push tuesday back to wednesday 16:04 <+TuxedoJack> Man, I love gigabit down 16:04 < JFDkthx> im not ready for this week 16:04 < JFDkthx> TuxedoJack: it's p nice. 16:04 <+TuxedoJack> Add the new episode of Archer to qBittorrent? 54MB/s down, done in 7 seconds. 16:05 <+Church-> Hey mates 16:05 < Anaphylaxis> oi m8 16:05 <+Church-> TuxedoJack: How is the new season? 16:06 < Nightcinder> this resume just came through 16:07 < Nightcinder> it said 'typing speed 25wpm' 16:07 < Nightcinder> as a skill 16:07 < Nightcinder> ??? 16:08 < Nightcinder> that has to be a typo and she meant 125 right? 16:08 < mrghostman> nah she hunts and pecks 16:08 < Anaphylaxis> 25wpm hahaahhahahaa 16:08 < Nightcinder> she has a bachelors degree in IT 16:08 < Nightcinder> that HAS to be a typo 16:08 < Anaphylaxis> HAHAHAHAHAHA 16:09 < Anaphylaxis> either she, is telling the truth and can only do 25wpm, typoed and meant 125 wpm in which case she types fast but incorrectly, and she didn't proof read her resume 16:09 < Nightcinder> so i just went through a typing test 16:09 < Nightcinder> and attempted to type 25wpm 16:10 < Nightcinder> that was fucking painful 16:10 < gavit> anyone know any software I can use to setup a whois server? 16:10 < felda> JFDkthx likes to drink pasta water 16:10 < mkillebrew> rwhoisd 16:11 < mkillebrew> typing speed isn't something that belongs on a resume 16:12 < Hatter> wait does Anaphylaxis=JFD? 16:12 < Hatter> I might have known 16:12 < Hatter> well maybe I will erase you from the list, no sense having you on there twice 16:12 < Nightcinder> mkillebrew: i agree, unless you type at 150+ 16:13 < tsarbomba> https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DcHTQP7UwAAmgMA.jpg 16:13 <+layer-yourmom> * tsarbomba → IMAGE/JPEG Document, 36,378 bytes 16:13 < corn266> Just a heads up, if you're upgrading to 18.04 and have slack installed, the upgrade will remove slack 16:14 < corn266> You'll need to install libcurl3 and a couple keyring packages to reinstall 16:14 < mkillebrew> I don't see why typing speed of any rate belongs on a resume 16:14 < mkillebrew> unless you're a typist 16:14 < Anaphylaxis> Hatter, no c: 16:14 < corn266> Proves they used to sell flax in Seers' Village bank 16:14 <+DomLS3> mkillebrew: If I ever saw someone put their WPM on a resume I would tear it up immediately 16:15 <+TuxedoJack> Church-: fucking. AMAZING. 16:15 < Anaphylaxis> mkillebrew, yeah I type like 145wpm on a good day but I'd never put it in a resume lol 16:15 < Hatter> Anaphylaxis: shyeaaah right 16:15 <+TuxedoJack> Danger Island is like Johnny Quest meets tiki culture meets sheer what the fuck 16:15 * corn266 hastily removes WPM from resume 16:16 <+Church-> TuxedoJack: Fuck yessss 16:16 < Casteil> I don't see why typing speed of any rate belongs on a resume < I mean, if you're a secretary or something 16:16 < mkillebrew> and the next line... 16:16 < Casteil> my boss and I were talking about typing speed and touchscreens 16:17 < vinrock> THE SUSPENSE 16:17 < Casteil> I went off on a bit of a rant about how touchscreens are fucking terrible and no one will with a touchscreen ever type as fast as I can 16:17 < Reverend> Anaphylaxis - do you touch type? I can hit 98WPM but I don't touch type, which slows me down. :( 16:17 < vinrock> wtf is touch typing 16:17 < Casteil> this ended up with me doing a bit of a typing speed battle with one of our location managers 16:17 < corn266> asdf jkl; 16:17 < Casteil> she's like "I can totally type faster than you" 16:17 <+DomLS3> 145 wpm? 16:17 < Casteil> I'm like "no you can't" 16:17 <+DomLS3> eh 16:17 < Anaphylaxis> Reverend, yes, how do you not touch type..? 16:18 < Anaphylaxis> shall we all do a typeracer c: 16:18 < Anaphylaxis> im at work with a lenovo keyboard so 16:18 < Casteil> I typed like 98 words per minute on some stupid wizard of oz typing test 16:18 < vinrock> the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog 16:18 < Reverend> Anaphylaxis - because my wrists move. 16:18 < vinrock> i just did that shit in 1 second 16:18 < mkillebrew> neat 16:18 < vinrock> beat that 16:18 < mkillebrew> nobody cares how fast you can type 16:18 < Hatter> vinrock: wait do it again and I'll time you 16:18 < vinrock> this isnt bash i cant cheat that fast 16:18 < Anaphylaxis> Reverend wat? 16:19 < corn266> http://play.typeracer.com/?rt=1unhs74kke 16:19 <+layer-yourmom> * corn266 → TypeRacer - Test your typing speed and learn to type faster. Free typing game and competition. Way more fun than a typing tutor! 16:19 < Reverend> Anaphylaxis - touch typing means that your wrists stay in place, and you use all fingers. I don't use my pinky for pretty much anything, and my hands kinda float 16:19 <+DomLS3> https://10fastfingers.com/typing-test/english 16:19 <+layer-yourmom> * DomLS3 → Typing Test English - 10FastFingers.com 16:19 < vinrock> oh like how they teach you in grade school 16:19 < Anaphylaxis> corn266, you little pussy where did you go? 16:19 < Reverend> contrary to popular beliefe, touch typing isn't just typing without looking 16:19 < vinrock> man i still look at the keys 16:19 < Hatter> Anaphylaxis: leave corn alone 16:20 < Anaphylaxis> 132wpm right there, on a lenovo kb.. 16:20 < MillerBoss> Any of you RingCentral users email community.support AT ringcentral dot com to be added to Glip team for admins and such 16:21 < Nightcinder> Two-finger typists, sometimes also referred to as "hunt and peck" typists, commonly reach sustained speeds of about 37 wpm for memorized text and 27 wpm when copying text, but in bursts may be able to reach much higher speeds. 16:21 < vinrock> i'd love to see a hunt & peck person do 100wpm 16:22 < corn266> ugh. ugh. ugh. wasn't in last place 16:22 < Anaphylaxis> Tyler1 reaches like 95 wpm on hunt+peck, vinrock Nightcinder 16:22 < Nightcinder> i am around 100-125wpm depending on day and posture 16:22 < Anaphylaxis> hate the guy but you have to admit it's kinda impressive 16:22 < vinrock> he must look like lebron james workin them fingats 16:22 < Anaphylaxis> lol 16:22 < Hatter> so are we gonna brag about wpm all day? did this turn into #reddit-secretarialadmin? 16:22 < MillerBoss> You get em Hatter 16:22 <@mistiry> wtf is layer-yourmom 16:23 < Nightcinder> urmom, obv 16:23 < Anaphylaxis> my wpm is higher than urs @Hatter 16:23 < MillerBoss> Duh 16:23 < Nightcinder> but anyway i'm quite happy around 115wpm 16:23 < MillerBoss> mistiry 👉 layer-yourmom is most likely going to replace layer-eight. Testing period 16:23 < MillerBoss> kthxbye 16:24 < Nightcinder> as long as you can type above 50wpm i don't think it really matters 16:24 < Hatter> agreed let's move on 16:24 < Hatter> What's next on the agenda? 16:24 < Nightcinder> Linux GUI 16:24 < vinrock> gooey 16:25 < vinrock> we need to bring back wysiwyg 16:25 < vinrock> i miss hering that 16:25 < vinrock> +a 16:25 < audia5> do you celebrate 1st may 16:25 < vinrock> no 5 may drunk day 16:26 < vinrock> oh snap thats saturday 16:27 < sunrunner20> what's a good free tool to monitor that a few machines are up to date with windows updates? 16:27 < sunrunner20> will spiceworks do the job? 16:27 <@mistiry> you said good 16:27 < audia5> yes 16:27 < sunrunner20> ba bum tssss 16:27 < vinrock> why no wsus 16:27 < Nightcinder> we use lansweeper 16:27 < Nightcinder> it has a free version 16:27 < MillerBoss> We use paper and pencil. 16:27 < sunrunner20> vinrock, wsus is overkill 16:27 <@NinjaStyle> Lansweeper is decent 16:27 < sunrunner20> its like 5 machines 16:28 < Nightcinder> i use the full version of lansweeper 16:28 < Nightcinder> for helpdesk and all 16:28 < sunrunner20> and the server doesn't really have the power to run wsus 16:28 < vinrock> eh its not like it involves a lot of setup if you have a domain 16:28 < audia5> vinrock you can get drunk today 16:28 < vinrock> audia5 i probably will 16:28 < audia5> (: 16:29 < vinrock> id guess just use psexec to audit the machines all in one shot 16:29 < vinrock> v0v 16:29 < vinrock> also audia5 the new rs5 is a huge disappointment 16:29 <@NinjaStyle> 9am client calls are too early 16:29 <@NinjaStyle> I'm ded 16:30 < audia5> rs4 is okish 16:31 <+DomLS3> wat 16:31 < vinrock> that 2.8tt is whack af 16:31 < vinrock> er 16:31 < vinrock> 2.9 16:31 <+DomLS3> How did NinjaStyle get of 16:31 <+DomLS3> what is this sorcery 16:31 <+DomLS3> op* 16:31 < vinrock> and no more wide fenders 16:32 < vinrock> i thought he was always an op 16:32 <+DomLS3> Shows how much you pay attention 16:32 < vinrock> well, yeah 16:32 <+hxcsp> s/always/always should have been/ 16:32 <+layer-yourmom> [SED hxcsp/vinrock] i thought he was always should have been an op 16:32 <+hxcsp> :o 16:33 <+hxcsp> i screwed that up but oh well 16:33 < vinrock> i have no horse in this race 16:33 <@NinjaStyle> :0 16:34 < vinrock> :C===8 16:34 <@NinjaStyle> D: 16:35 < tsarbomba> https://xkcd.com/1987/ 16:35 <+layer-yourmom> * tsarbomba → xkcd: Python Environment 16:35 < tsarbomba> okay now that i've fucked around for the last half hour perhaps i'll get some work done 16:36 < vinrock> "With the April 2018 update, Microsoft is also enabling Windows 10 in S mode on both Windows 10 Home and Pro PCs." 16:36 < vinrock> wtf is "S mode"? 16:36 < felda> vinrock un-ironically enjoyed Windows 8 16:36 <+DomLS3> superdouche mode 16:37 < vinrock> i skipped right over 8 16:37 < tsarbomba> it's like RT 16:37 < tsarbomba> apps locked to store-only 16:37 < vinrock> i even get angry when i have to log into a server 16:37 < vinrock> ah 16:37 < tsarbomba> i didn't hate 8.1 tbqh 16:37 < tsarbomba> i got to skip 8 which only made my first encounter with 2012 non-R2 that much more horrific 16:40 < SpookyCrisp> 8.1 was good. 16:42 < Hatter> NinjaStyle: yeah lansweeper is decent but I don't want all the helpdesk stuff they put in it 16:42 < Hatter> NinjaStyle: and it's a bit dear for larger environments like mine 16:43 < Hatter> I wish they had a version for just sweeping 16:43 < grumplestiltzkin> 'a bit dear' ? 16:43 < Hatter> expensive 16:43 < grumplestiltzkin> sho nuff 16:44 < grumplestiltzkin> 'S mode' I would guess is safe mode (?) but why not say 'safe mode' - no idea 16:44 <@NinjaStyle> its like secure mode more like 16:44 < JFDkthx> i shaved off my beard and left a mustache. people are giving me a lot of bad looks today. 16:44 < vinrock> man i always wanted to grow a fat ol' 70s porn stache 16:44 <@NinjaStyle> it only allows apps from the windows store and shit 16:45 < SpookyCrisp> JFDkthx, You are under the influence of a mustache. 16:45 < grumplestiltzkin> NinjaStyle: kind of like a phone? that sounds great to give to a granny 16:45 <@NinjaStyle> true 16:46 < grumplestiltzkin> JFDkthx: did you happen to get the ends of your moustache while shaving your beard? 16:46 < JFDkthx> vinrock: there is a popular Escape from Tarkov stream that has like a 2 inch mustache on top of his lip. it's rediculously thicc 16:46 < JFDkthx> grumplestiltzkin: nope. left them long. kinda half handle. 16:46 < vinrock> i cant grow a nice beard but im sure i could grow a pretty impressive 'stache 16:47 < AnimalFarmPig> ^ opposite for me 16:47 < AnimalFarmPig> I look like Abe Lincoln 16:47 < vinrock> hah 16:47 < vinrock> if i grew my facial hair out id look like a hung fu grandmaster 16:47 < tsarbomba> JollyRgrs: 16:47 < tsarbomba> this gave me a chuckle https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/991023393112764417 16:47 < vinrock> all patchy n shit 16:47 < mrghostman> being able to grow a beard is a curse. i have a 5 oclock shadow at 10am 16:47 < AnimalFarmPig> lol, I can imagine it now 16:47 < JFDkthx> vinrock: the only thing hung about you 16:47 < vinrock> :( 16:47 < JFDkthx> ack ack ack ack ack 16:47 < grumplestiltzkin> JFDkthx: savage 16:47 <+TuxedoJack> S mode = Windows RT 16:48 <+TuxedoJack> Except shittier 16:48 < tsarbomba> ^ 16:48 < grumplestiltzkin> JFDkthx in "S mode' is SAVAGE mode 16:48 < vinrock> so i guess with this new update you have the option of going into shitty mode 16:48 < tsarbomba> the windows store devs would call it "spectacular mode" 16:48 < tsarbomba> but who cares about them. they're windows store devs. 16:48 < vinrock> they had to change it from $ mode to S mode because it was too obvs 16:49 <+TuxedoJack> Fucking shitheels 16:50 < howru> hey guys 16:50 < howru> quick question 16:50 < howru> who's running a kubernetes cluster on aws 16:51 < howru> with aws network load balancer? 16:51 < vinrock> yo momma 16:51 < vinrock> OOH 16:51 < howru> oh 16:51 < howru> oHHHHHHHH 16:52 < SpookyCrisp> OOF! 16:52 < howru> huehuehue 16:54 < Anaphylaxis> oh.. damn son.. 16:54 < JFDkthx> Americans Are A Lonely Lot, And Felda Bears The Heaviest Burden 16:54 < JFDkthx> GREAT article 16:54 < JFDkthx> huge if true 16:54 <+DomLS3> felda's burden is pfsense 16:55 < JFDkthx> also, felda likes to drink left over copypasta water 16:55 < felda> JFDkthx it's good for the kidneys 16:56 < felda> really keeps the bad spirits out 16:56 < tsarbomba> s/copypasta/hot dog 16:56 < felda> I hope you got bant from that lol 16:56 < corn266> JFDkthx mean "also, felda likes to drink left over hot dog water" 16:56 < Anaphylaxis> s/bant/+voiced 16:56 < tsarbomba> i suspect the bot has been -v'd because of dipshits with no concept of self-control. 16:56 < tsarbomba> again 16:56 < felda> tsarbomba likes to eat the crusty bits and the juice in the mustard bottles 16:56 < Anaphylaxis> s/dipshits/awesome people 16:57 < tsarbomba> the yellow mustard-water is the best part! 16:57 < Anaphylaxis> s/best/best 16:57 < tsarbomba> ^dipshit detected 16:57 < tsarbomba> incapable of self-control even when the bot's been muted 16:58 <+DomLS3> tsarbomba: the bot isn't muted 16:58 <+DomLS3> layer-eight is +v 16:58 <+DomLS3> it's just not working apparently. 17:01 < Anaphylaxis> boi 17:01 < Reverend> tsarbomba has it really? 17:01 < Reverend> that's upsetting. 17:08 < Apooti_> how bad of an idea would it be to deploy Confluence on the same server as JIRA? 17:08 < plop> S/bot/robot 17:08 < scwizard> when you get to the office late 17:09 < plop> layer-yourmom, s/bot/robot 17:09 < plop> layer-yourmom, seen MillerBoss 17:10 < scwizard> erm when you get downtown late, so you need to have shitty keruig coffee at the office instead of good coffee from pterries :( 17:10 < Nightcinder> scwizard: grind your own beans and use a reusable kcup 17:10 < Nightcinder> it's not great but it's better than a normal keurig pod 17:11 < scwizard> and make coffee at home? 17:11 < scwizard> i'd never get downtown that way prob 17:11 < scwizard> idk maybe that is actually the right appraoch 17:11 < McDonaldsWiFi> Man 17:11 < audia5> vinrock are traffic circle more better and safier then a road like this https://m.imgur.com/a/b42qRax 17:11 < McDonaldsWiFi> my company has been treating me like a mushroom lately 17:11 < McDonaldsWiFi> keeping me in the dark and feeding me shit 17:12 < scwizard> what does that mean? 17:12 < scwizard> oh 17:12 < scwizard> that isn't fun 17:12 < scwizard> resume update time? 17:12 < plop> McDonaldsWiFi, time to spread the poison then 17:12 < McDonaldsWiFi> _Straffer: do you feel like mushroom 17:12 < McDonaldsWiFi> plop: or the FUN 17:12 < plop> McDonaldsWiFi, that too 17:12 < McDonaldsWiFi> scwizard: been resume-thirty for a while lol 17:12 < Psi-Jack> Must be a deathcap or something. :) 17:12 < audia5> are traffic circles more safier then a road like this One https://m.imgur.com/a/b42qRax 17:12 < McDonaldsWiFi> now it neesd to be job offer-thirty xD 17:13 < ebol4> it's may day babey 17:14 < vinrock> audia5: that picture is better the traffic circles here are totally retarded 17:14 < ebol4> where all the anarchists at 17:14 < audia5> vinrock so building new traffic circles does not mean more safier road 17:15 < grumplestiltzkin> so - if you buy one of thosemicrocenter 'gaming laptops' get their 2 year(or whatever is the longest) extended warranty. The machine worked great, when the screen turned on. full spec gtx 1070, 17" screen, 100 MHz - right up until the screen stopped turning on, about a month in 17:15 < vinrock> i wouldnt think so 17:15 < vinrock> the traffic circles are always hotbeds for increased accidents 17:15 < AnimalFarmPig> ebol4: I'm at work. We don't get the day off. 17:15 < vinrock> there's people that get today off? 17:16 <+hxcsp> todays a holiday? 17:16 <+hxcsp> i want mayday off 17:16 < AnimalFarmPig> yeah, in a lot of the world. Workers' day 17:16 < AnimalFarmPig> probably got yesterday off too 17:16 <+hxcsp> ok no more work today 17:16 < ebol4> india gets the day off 17:16 <+hxcsp> in observance of workers day 17:17 < tsarbomba> whoah catholics are freaking out all over the world because one of their boysex-crazed cardinals is going to be standing trial 17:17 < ebol4> bout time 17:17 < vinrock> they should put the pope on trial too for being a shitheel 17:17 < tsarbomba> is it finally #metoo hour for the "padre shuffle"? 17:18 < tsarbomba> isn't francis the most progressive pope in like 75 years 17:18 < grumplestiltzkin> what countries actually use 'stone' as a common unit of measure for people-weight? 17:18 < AnimalFarmPig> UK 17:18 < tsarbomba> UK, as far as i know 17:19 < tsarbomba> it's annoying when you're prepared to convert kg to pounds and vice versa on the fly and people start coming at you with "stone" 17:19 < AnimalFarmPig> I think pretty much just them. Rest of anglosphere uses pounds or kg afaik 17:19 < AnimalFarmPig> stone = 14 lbs? 12 lbs? I can never remember 17:19 < tsarbomba> 14 iirc 17:20 < abakedapplepie> if anyone is in WA http://murphyauction.com/Auction/Details/6068 17:20 < abakedapplepie> ridiculous equipment 17:20 < abakedapplepie> build your enterprise grade homelab 17:20 < abakedapplepie> lol 17:20 < Sergio_CpE> Lots of countries not working today, most of Europe China and SouthAmerica...my peers in those sites are gone for Labor Day 17:21 < vinrock> 'stone' 17:22 < vinrock> why in tyool 2018 are people stil using caveman units of measurement 17:22 <+A-KO> hey NinjaStyle 17:23 < ebol4> i'm NinjaStyle's agent, please relay all communications to me 17:23 < voidstar> abakedapplepie, jeebus 17:24 < abakedapplepie> voidstar: right 17:24 < abakedapplepie> i wish it wasnt 2200 miles away 17:24 < abakedapplepie> and the sheer volume means theres probably going to be some good opportunities 17:25 < abakedapplepie> whats for lunch 17:25 < Psi-Jack> Rum. 17:25 < vinrock> swine 17:25 < scwizard> i thought labor day was like may 5th 17:25 < voidstar> that's in the fall 17:26 < voidstar> sept 3rd 17:26 < vinrock> oh fuck 17:26 < vinrock> memorial day weekend is coming 17:26 < vinrock> i needs to make planz 17:26 < Hatter> WHEN? 17:26 < vinrock> may 28 17:26 < vinrock> 28 DAYS 17:26 < Casteil> vinrock: ahhh yeah I should make that a 4 day weekend 17:26 < JFDkthx> vmust be nice 17:26 < vinrock> yeah i always do 17:26 < JFDkthx> to get holidays 17:27 < vinrock> this is my big weekend to start the summer 17:27 < vinrock> and sometimes get seriously injured riding and make my whole summer miserable 17:27 < vinrock> fuck 17:27 < vinrock> i gotta buy a motorcycle 17:27 < vinrock> its almost summer already 17:28 < scwizard> the european labor day 17:28 < scwizard> has alwasy struck me as way more communist 17:28 < scwizard> than the american version 17:28 < Casteil> https://i.imgur.com/9D3shsI.png < Huh, the windows calendar thingy gets a sorta feathered mouseover grid when you mouseover it now 17:28 < Casteil> vinrock: have you had one before? 17:28 < vinrock> nope this will be my first streetbike 17:28 < vinrock> ive had tons of quads and dirtbikes tho 17:28 < Casteil> RIP 17:29 < khelpw> Yeah, I'm installing 1803 on my surface rn 17:29 < vinrock> im purposely not gonna buy a crotch rocket 17:29 < vinrock> otherwise yeah im ded 17:29 < khelpw> vinrock: honda GOLDWING 17:29 < Casteil> I had a KTM Duke 390 for about 2 yrs 17:29 < vinrock> going for a Yamaha MT-10 17:29 < Casteil> https://www.ktm.com/naked/390-duke/ 17:29 < vinrock> I love KTM's 17:29 < vinrock> was gona buy a 525 EX-C 16 Days edition 17:29 < Casteil> I miss it a little bit, but I don't miss being paranoid / in fear of my life around shitty drivers 17:30 < Casteil> I also don't miss the process of "suiting up" for a ride, or helmet hair 17:30 < Casteil> or wearing beefy boots in summer 17:30 < vinrock> im not gona go crazy with the suits thats too much effort 17:30 < vinrock> just a jacket and some boots 17:30 < mrghostman> i'm gonna buy a cruiser soon 17:30 < vinrock> and ahelmet ofc 17:31 < Casteil> I wore Helmet+Gloves+armored jacket & my timberland boots 17:31 < Casteil> it was still shitty in 90+ degree weather 17:31 < Hatter> \I'm getting some weird 404's on my drupal website that are accompanied by korean text 17:31 < vinrock> did you get drupwned 17:32 < vinrock> https://www.zdnet.com/article/update-drupal-asap-over-a-million-sites-can-be-easily-hacked-by-any-visitor/ 17:33 < brucevein> im about to lose my shit 17:33 < Hatter> no man 17:33 < Hatter> I've taken care of that 17:33 < brucevein> no matter what i fucking do, vsphere ha configuration times out for all hosts in the cluster 17:33 < vinrock> try sacrificing a chicken 17:34 < brucevein> fdm log doesnt show any errors 17:37 < gnupluslinux> so i hear snape kills prof x? 17:38 < gnupluslinux> also has anyone bothered with docker --squash 17:39 < grumplestiltzkin> snape kills biff tannen 17:40 < voidstar> does marty drop the ring off in the emerald city? 17:42 <+A-KO> security guy puts in a priority issue because a computer received a kerberos service ticket for an old computer that shared its IP..... 17:42 <+A-KO> and then kerberos threw an error over it, his logging caught it, and he flipped out 17:43 < gnupluslinux> A-KO, sometimes i wonder how functional this guy is or if you exaggerate for effect 17:43 <+A-KO> It would be somewhat wonky if it wasn't for the fact it's only been 12 days since the old computer was offline/gone. 17:43 < gnupluslinux> like, how does he stay employed lol 17:43 <+A-KO> I'm not exagerrating this 17:44 <+A-KO> like, from a high level perspective, overseeing the AD of a large organization. Nobody runs a ship so tight that you're never going to see transient errors like this 17:44 <+A-KO> nobody 17:45 < felda> ;_; new pfblockerng package has no comments, no approval, no reviews, no light at the end of the tunnel ;_; 17:45 < gnupluslinux> no burdy 17:45 < gnupluslinux> but i know what you're saying 17:45 <+A-KO> You can train all the helpdesk/service desk in the world on the proper way to clean out computer objects, etc. And someone's not going to follow the process. 17:45 <+A-KO> anyways, the issue I have isn't that he put in a ticket for it 17:45 <+A-KO> that's fine 17:45 < gnupluslinux> felda, i think the dev idles in here honestly 17:46 <+A-KO> it's the issue that he put it in as a high priority "network is broken" issue 17:46 < felda> F34RInc isn't the dev lmao 17:46 <+A-KO> which requires us to respond in 15 minutes 17:46 < F34RInc> felda, this is correct. He is a lonely meme farmer 17:46 < felda> I doubt BBCan wants to hang in this channel 17:46 <+A-KO> like, it's fine to say "hey I see this, what is it? Can you provide context?" 17:46 <+A-KO> it's the "OMG NETWORK ON FIRE MUST HAVE RESPONSE IN 15 MINUTES" issue I have a problem with 17:46 < gnupluslinux> felda, nah not him 17:46 < gnupluslinux> i forget the name 17:47 < tsarbomba> ugh. tfw deutsche welle starts publishing "top ten" slideshows a la fucking gawker or buzzfeed 17:47 < F34RInc> @gnupluslinux, BBCan177 17:47 < tsarbomba> what's next, WSJ publishing pics of page 3 girls? 17:47 < gnupluslinux> yeah, is he never in this chan? 17:47 <+DomLS3> A-KO: need training or some kind of documentation that elaborates on what is and isn't high priority so the lines aren't blurred for people lik ethat 17:47 < F34RInc> gnupluslinux, no I've only seen him in the pfSense channel once ever 17:48 < tsarbomba> felda's afraid to bring his discord buddies to irc 17:48 < felda> lol 17:48 < Code_Man65> A-KO: Sounds like normal everday 17:48 <+A-KO> DomLS3: to the security guy, it's all high priority. He does this regularly for almost everything. 17:48 < vinrock> incoming felda kick 17:48 <+A-KO> DomLS3: And it feels stupid as fuck that I have to knock it down a few notches. Makes the dude hate me because "I'm not addressing his problem." Yes. Transient Kerberos issues aren't my problem. 17:49 <+DomLS3> A-KO: Well I get that's usually how security guys are, but, there should still be a documented standard set for stuff like this. Otherwise, they'll set "monitor won't turn on" as high priority 17:49 < felda> vinrock NO U 17:49 * felda deflects kick to vinrock 17:49 < vinrock> he's got u in his sights 17:49 <+DomLS3> Or something mundane like that 17:50 < gnupluslinux> F34RInc, must've confused him with someone else. wouldn't be the first time i've mixed up nicks 17:50 < corn266> JFDkthx: are there any standard forms available for information system user agreements ? 17:51 < grumplestiltzkin> A-KO: all my issues are obviously critical. 17:51 < gnupluslinux> A-KO, kinda like how my users will tag emails with high importance 17:51 < gnupluslinux> as if it makes any difference in my inbox except i suppose yours has an enforceable sla 17:51 <+AnonymooseWork> gnupluslinux do they also request a read receipt 17:52 < F34RInc> felda, shitpost pls https://forum.pfsense.org/index.php?topic=147354.0 17:52 * gnupluslinux is glad his user just email the ticket system instead of figuring out how to actually use it so they can then set those to urgent or soemthing 17:52 < gnupluslinux> AnonymooseWork, ooooh yeah :) 17:52 <+AnonymooseWork> hehe 17:52 < gnupluslinux> you know it 17:53 < gnupluslinux> always thought it was funny that it also prompts you to ask if you want to send a read receipt 17:53 < gnupluslinux> $user has requested a read receipt, do you want to send it? 17:53 < gnupluslinux> why the hell is this an optional feature but thankfully it is so, ->no 17:54 <+DomLS3> gnupluslinux: It's optional because whe someone sends an email requesting a read receipt, it shows the sender who is either ignoring their email 17:54 <+DomLS3> or just not prioritizing it 17:55 < felda> k I posted in there 17:55 < F34RInc> thanks 17:56 < gnupluslinux> w/e my job is prioritizing my task list. im not gonna audit your archive for some email you cant find when there's a leaky pipe dropping packets somwhere 17:57 < gnupluslinux> pop it in the ticket queue like everyone else and if something really is gonna shit the fan, call me 17:58 < grumplestiltzkin> felda: was it about cryptic1 ? 18:00 <@cryptic1> felda 1.1.1.1 18:00 <@cryptic1> felda 8.8.8.8 18:00 < felda> STOP 18:00 < felda> UR VIOLATING THE LAW 18:00 < felda> PAY THE PRICE OR GO TO JAIL 18:01 < gnupluslinux> dig felda.io 18:02 <@cryptic1> felda one last surprise 18:02 <@cryptic1> hold..... 18:02 <@cryptic1> HOOOLLLLLLLLLLDDDD> 18:02 <@cryptic1> hOLD ITTTTT 18:02 <@cryptic1> 1.0.0.1 18:02 < NPCGuard> STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM 18:02 < grumplestiltzkin> Who's been taffing about 'ere ? 18:03 < Reverend> hahaha 18:04 < Reverend> NPCGuard is your website still absolte garbage? :D 18:05 < Reverend> hahahah 18:05 < Reverend> it 100% is. also has my review on there. which is good. 18:05 < NPCGuard> felda.io is the great capital website in the lands! 18:05 < Reverend> hahaha 18:05 <+DomLS3> This is quite possibly the greatest thing I've ever seen: https://imgur.com/gallery/q8C3k 18:06 < McDonaldsWiFi> DomLS3: That much be a picture of me 18:06 <+DomLS3> McDonaldsWiFi: You in a meat grinder 18:06 < McDonaldsWiFi> :( 18:06 <+DomLS3> <3 18:08 < Nightcinder> 'Overwatch' "Teabagging" Controversy Has Ignited an Internet Firestorm 18:08 < Nightcinder> This NSFW practice is basically in-game sexual assault — but many angry gamers don't see what all the fuss is about. 18:09 < Nightcinder> IN GAME SEXUAL ASSAULT BOIS 18:09 < tsarbomba> BUT MY PRIVATE PIXELS 18:09 < tsarbomba> s/MY/MUH 18:09 < Nightcinder> also 18:09 <+TuxedoJack> Welp 18:09 < Nightcinder> can you sexually assault a corpse? 18:09 < tsarbomba> HELP HELP I NEED A DIGITAL ADULT 18:09 < Nightcinder> wouldn't that just be necrophilia? 18:09 <+TuxedoJack> Win10 1803 ships with S Mode on out of the box 18:09 <+TuxedoJack> Fan fucking tastic 18:10 < Nightcinder> it does? 18:10 <+TuxedoJack> One more fucking thing to fix in autounattend.xml 18:10 < Nightcinder> i thought there was a special version that was S mode enabled 18:10 <+TuxedoJack> Nope 18:10 < Nightcinder> that doesn't seem right 18:10 < tsarbomba> tuxedojack, axiom #1 in microsoft-world. if there's a mind-numbingly stupid way to deploy something, microsoft will find it. 18:10 <+TuxedoJack> New boxes ship with it out of the box 18:10 <+TuxedoJack> Same with MCT 18:10 <+TuxedoJack> In-place upgrades, not so much 18:10 <+AnonymooseWork> hmm 18:10 <+AnonymooseWork> wht 18:10 < tsarbomba> nightcinder, all home and pro versions will have S mode available with 1803 18:10 <+AnonymooseWork> wth 18:10 < tsarbomba> i'm assuming (hoping) enterprise will not 18:10 < Nightcinder> available yes 18:10 < Nightcinder> there's nothing wrong with having it available 18:10 <+TuxedoJack> Enterprise CAN 18:11 < tsarbomba> uh 18:11 <+TuxedoJack> But if you don't turn it on in OOBE, you can't turn it on 18:11 < tsarbomba> you're not understanding this, nightcinder 18:11 < Nightcinder> "Microsoft confirms Windows 10 is getting a new ‘S Mode’ in 2019" 18:11 < tsarbomba> tuxedojack *shudder* 18:11 <+TuxedoJack> https://blogs.windows.com/windowsexperience/2018/04/30/whats-new-in-the-windows-10-april-2018-update/ 18:11 < Nightcinder> what am i not getting tsarbomba 18:11 <+TuxedoJack> Scroll to "Windows 10 in S Mode" 18:11 <+TuxedoJack> Or "Fisher-Price Consultants Run Microsoft" 18:12 < Hatter> woah windows mixed reality 18:12 < Hatter> let's move this channel to that 18:12 < tsarbomba> https://www.windowscentral.com/microsoft-turning-windows-10-s-mode-runs-all-editions-windows-10 18:12 <+TuxedoJack> https://www.laptopmag.com/articles/windows-10-s-becoming-mode 18:13 < tsarbomba> Most low-end devices likely will have S mode enabled, as it's cheaper for OEMs and also helps with performance. 18:13 <+TuxedoJack> Welcome back to fucking Windows RT 18:13 <+TuxedoJack> And no goddamn remote management for that shit 18:13 <+TuxedoJack> No LabTech / Kaseya / anything like that 18:13 <+TuxedoJack> Oh, and no AV either 18:14 <+TuxedoJack> Windows Defender 18:14 < tsarbomba> i wonder what % of win8.1 users set the default environment to desktop after figuring out how 18:14 <+hxcsp> No av is ok, you can only run apps from win store 18:14 <+hxcsp> no virus guaranteed! 18:14 < tsarbomba> lol 18:14 <+TuxedoJack> That's like barebacking a syphilitic hooker while sharing needles 18:14 < tsarbomba> S mode. the "S" stands for "stuck with edge" 18:14 <+hxcsp> or just Shit 18:14 <+hxcsp> Shit Mode 18:15 <+TuxedoJack> Syphilis Mode 18:15 <+AnonymooseWork> ok 18:15 <+AnonymooseWork> so 18:15 <+AnonymooseWork> do i bother trying to get this hybrid working 18:15 <+AnonymooseWork> or just move everyone 18:15 <+AnonymooseWork> i only have ~150 users 18:15 <+AnonymooseWork> on lync 18:15 < Hatter> is anyone standardizing on edge yet 18:15 <+TuxedoJack> Oh fuck, what does that mean for Steam 18:15 <+AnonymooseWork> hhahaha 18:15 <+AnonymooseWork> standardize 18:16 < Hatter> don't laugh at me please 18:16 <+AnonymooseWork> Hatter not here as of yet sir 18:16 <+AnonymooseWork> honestly 18:16 <+AnonymooseWork> a year ago our standards were so low they expected and accepted days of outages 18:16 < corn266> I thought lync turned into skype 18:16 <+AnonymooseWork> corn266 it did 18:16 <+AnonymooseWork> i have on prem lync 2013 18:16 <+AnonymooseWork> and a hybrid with SfB 18:17 <+AnonymooseWork> but am having issues with the hybrid 18:17 <+hxcsp> its all about slack now 18:17 <+AnonymooseWork> hxcsp yeah we're rolling out teams too 18:17 <+AnonymooseWork> but i gotta get this done first 18:17 <+AnonymooseWork> Users in the cloud can talk to each other & see external parties 18:17 <+hxcsp> we have a lync env, but i havent logged into it in like 6 months+ 18:17 <+AnonymooseWork> but cannot see presence or talk to users on prem 18:17 <+AnonymooseWork> and users on prem cannot talk to users in the cloud 18:18 <+AnonymooseWork> so something is buggered up with our federation 18:19 < Nightcinder> i don't use antivirus with win10 18:19 < Nightcinder> just defender 18:19 < Nightcinder> worksf ine 18:19 < Nightcinder> AV we use for work is forticlient 18:20 < Llama052> Is it normal for most companies to pretend to be saas? and then on the backend every client gets a set of hardware one to one 18:21 < Nightcinder> weird that you can't turn on S mode after you turn it off 18:21 < tsarbomba> really? 18:21 < tsarbomba> doesn't sound like much of a 'mode' 18:22 < tsarbomba> maybe microsoft just realizes that people who shut it off are going to do so because they see it as cancer 18:22 < corn266> !#!#! WARNING !#!#! Turning off S Mode will disable all of the great features you've come to enjoy and you will never be able to use it again !#!#! 18:22 < tsarbomba> and nobody goes back to cancer willingly 18:22 < corn266> "Oh jeez I better not turn it off" 18:22 < tsarbomba> um 18:22 < Nightcinder> tbh i think most people should probably keep s mode on 18:22 < tsarbomba> nightcinder 18:22 < Nightcinder> end users suck 18:22 < Llama052> wtf is s mode 18:22 < tsarbomba> you realize that "defender" in w10 is based on the same codebase as MSE for 7/8, right? 18:22 < corn266> Windows version of the Iphone S 18:22 < Hunterkll__> Llama052, store only 18:22 < Nightcinder> Llama052: store only 18:22 < tsarbomba> in other words: you ARE running AV 18:22 < Llama052> oh gross 18:23 < Hunterkll__> yes 18:23 < Hunterkll__> lol 18:23 < Nightcinder> tsarbomba: yes my point was that i don't install additional AV 18:23 < tsarbomba> oh so now it's "additional" av 18:23 < tsarbomba> gotcha 18:23 < Llama052> windows store is still garbage 18:23 < tsarbomba> because we all do that 18:23 < tsarbomba> i'm literally running 47 kinds of anti-virus on my one windows box 18:23 < Hunterkll__> Nightcinder, you can't turn it back on b ecause you could have made modifications that S mode is incompatible with or installed shit 18:23 < Llama052> hahah 18:23 < Llama052> tsarbomba: only 47? 18:23 < tsarbomba> like i said. if microsoft can fuck up a rollout, they will. 18:24 < grumplestiltzkin> buggered 18:24 < tsarbomba> llama052, it's been a slow week :D 18:24 <@NinjaStyle> how to fix windows store: s mode 18:24 < tsarbomba> s/fix/destroy forever 18:24 < Llama052> I started a new job today and I'm the first person at the office ;> 18:24 <@NinjaStyle> Llama052: go home 18:24 < Nightcinder> i mean quite honestly i think most users would be fine getting all their software via windows store 18:24 <@NinjaStyle> first person in gets to go home 18:24 < tsarbomba> okay now nightcinder's just trolling us 18:24 < Llama052> it's like an hour after start time and none of my coworkers are here 18:24 < tsarbomba> "nobody needs anything more than edge!" 18:24 < Nightcinder> tsarbomba: i mean..a lot of end users use INTERNET EXPLORER 18:25 < Nightcinder> so this change will mean nothing to them 18:25 < tsarbomba> "i'm fully confident in notepad's ability to handle any productivity needs" 18:25 < Nightcinder> i had someone ask me where the internet was 18:25 < Nightcinder> because they got upgraded to windows 10 18:25 < Nightcinder> and IE wasn't there by default 18:25 < tsarbomba> the internet has been moved to facebook 18:25 < voidstar> the internet is in all of us 18:25 <@NinjaStyle> its called internet edgeplorer now 18:25 < Llama052> I am the internet 18:25 < tsarbomba> i am the internet 18:26 < Llama052> we are the internet 18:26 <@NinjaStyle> i am groot 18:26 < Nightcinder> I'm curious how OEM's will ship 18:26 < Nightcinder> if they will ship with S mode on or off 18:26 < voidstar> in the name of the cloud, the iphone, and the internet explorer 18:26 < tsarbomba> one of us. one of us. 18:26 < MadCamel> I am packet loss incarnate. 18:26 < Llama052> Nightcinder: I bet it depends on the product line 18:26 < tsarbomba> those little cheapie hybrid-books are gonna be in S mode, watch 18:26 < Nightcinder> Llama052: the low cost stuff willp robably ship with s mode enabled 18:26 < Nightcinder> or tablets 18:26 < Llama052> that makes sense 18:27 < tsarbomba> probably everything under $1000 with a touchscreen, too 18:27 < Llama052> hmm this place has physical firewalls per zone for everything 18:27 < Llama052> #secure 18:28 < Nightcinder> physical firewalls per zone 18:28 < Nightcinder> nice 18:28 < tsarbomba> heeeere come the stormclouds 18:28 < Llama052> errr 600 vms in multiple vmware clusters, all with local storage :S 18:29 < Llama052> thicc 18:29 < Nightcinder> i upgraded my desktop to 1803 and didn't notice any major changes outside of a couple UI changes 18:29 <+DrGibby|> LIVIN ON THE EDDDGE 18:29 < Nightcinder> curious about that onedrive/defender integration 18:29 < Llama052> is VSAN still awful? 18:29 < tsarbomba> "if there are multiple single points of failure you can't say they're single points of failure. because there are so many!" 18:29 < khelpw> Yeah so far based on the 'what's new' it seems like most of the end-user features are useless garbage 18:29 < Llama052> lol 18:30 < Nightcinder> nearby sharing sounds neat 18:30 < khelpw> for home users? sure. in a business network? y tho? 18:30 < tsarbomba> why does that sound like homegroups are back 18:30 < Nightcinder> Nearby Sharing lets you instantly share your videos, photos, documents, and websites with people and devices near you over Bluetooth or Wi-Fi. Say you’re in a meeting with your boss and need to quickly send them the report or PowerPoint presentation you’re looking at on your screen, Nearby Sharing helps you do this quickly and easily. Here’s what you can do with Nearby Sharing. 18:30 < khelpw> Back? They never left. 18:30 < tsarbomba> ugh 18:30 <+AnonymooseWork> hm 18:30 < Nightcinder> khelpw: timeline and focus assist are..neat 18:30 <+AnonymooseWork> what do i want for lunch 18:30 <+AnonymooseWork> brb 18:30 < tsarbomba> i thought they god rid of them in one of the 17 releases 18:30 < Nightcinder> i'll have to actually look at them indepth though 18:30 < Llama052> I asked this old coworker here why we don't use pagerduty to track issues instead of email (they just use pagerduty for on call rotation) and he looked at me with a straight face and said "then how will we know?" 18:31 <@NinjaStyle> 2 f AAAAYYYYY 18:31 < khelpw> focus assist seems like it'd be good for ADHD types, timeline can get fucked sideways tho 18:31 < Nightcinder> what's wrong with timeline? 18:31 < Hatter> but what is S mode? 18:31 < Nightcinder> khelpw: focus assist seems great when you are in a meeting and presenting 18:32 < Nightcinder> so things like hangouts/discord/irc don't pop up 18:32 < khelpw> I just want my start menu to be a fucking start menu 18:32 < khelpw> a list of programs 18:32 < Nightcinder> ..why 18:32 < Nightcinder> just type what you need 18:32 < Nightcinder> it's so much faster 18:32 < khelpw> I do 18:32 < Llama052> uh not with my 5400 rpm drive 18:32 < khelpw> I just don't want the tiles and nonsense 18:32 < vinrock> this lady talking about racoons in a libary just called them 'coons' 18:32 < vinrock> that seems so wrong 18:32 < abakedapplepie> i just redid my start menu yesterday 18:33 < Nightcinder> i barely ever look at my start menu 18:33 < Holo> Ew 18:33 < abakedapplepie> removed the app list and made small tiles for all the shit i use most often 18:33 < Hatter> vinrock: I think that's ok 18:33 < khelpw> I grew up in the south, where coons = raccoons. 18:33 < abakedapplepie> and then resized it to as small as possible 18:33 < Holo> Dump that drive 18:33 < abakedapplepie> i like it 18:33 < khelpw> say it without thinking and get looks every so often 18:33 < Nightcinder> cortana's expanded smart home stuff would be nice if i didn't already have full google integration 18:33 < Hatter> khelpw: Is "In a coons age" racist or about raccoons? 18:33 < abakedapplepie> i just disable cortana completely 18:33 < abakedapplepie> along with the activity center 18:33 < Nightcinder> game bar changes are meaningless as i don't stream 18:34 < vinrock> i thought if anything is remotely racist sounding we're supposed to boycott everything now 18:34 < Holo> I never used Cortana yet 18:34 < Nightcinder> it..works 18:34 < Holo> Not once 18:34 < AnimalFarmPig> I keep trying to turn cortana on and it never works 18:34 < Nightcinder> i just already have google home 18:34 < khelpw> Never heard it before, but two seconds of google seems to suggest that the term was because people thought raccoons live a long time. 18:34 < gnupluslinux> AnimalFarmPig, you gotta start slow 18:34 < gnupluslinux> work in the slow jazz 18:34 * AnimalFarmPig takes notes 18:34 < Nightcinder> focus assist will be nice 18:34 < gnupluslinux> can just go and jam your hand down her pants right off 18:35 < vinrock> im furiously rebooting my laptop trying to get 1803 to show up bcuz i want that fancy calendar 18:35 < Nightcinder> gonna go update now 18:35 < Nightcinder> fancy calendar? 18:35 < Llama052> what's 1803 have? 18:35 < Nightcinder> https://blogs.windows.com/windowsexperience/2018/04/30/whats-new-in-the-windows-10-april-2018-update/ 18:35 < Nightcinder> Llama052: 18:35 < vinrock> a fancy calendar 18:35 < Llama052> 25% installing 18:35 <@NinjaStyle> why is 1803 coming out in may 18:35 < Nightcinder> it didn't 18:35 < Llama052> Nightcinder: thanks beyblade 18:35 < Nightcinder> it came out yesterday 18:35 <@NinjaStyle> Nightcinder: fuck you 18:35 <@NinjaStyle> <3 18:35 < Nightcinder> :3 18:35 < Llama052> Does this sync with exchange 18:35 < Nightcinder> vinrock: https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/myU7X9sj/image.png 18:36 < Llama052> TIME LINEEEE 18:36 < Hatter> man wtf is up with synergy 2 18:36 < Nightcinder> i got a download error though 18:36 < Hatter> what a piece of crap 18:36 < vinrock> i gave up on updater im gona cheat and download it now 18:36 < Hatter> is anyone else using it? 18:36 <@NinjaStyle> Hatter: it sucks 18:36 < Hatter> NinjaStyle: well what should I do 18:36 <@NinjaStyle> sends your shit to the cloud 18:36 < Nightcinder> the office inking updates are kinda cool 18:36 < vinrock> ~the_cloud~ 18:36 < Hatter> go back to 1 or something else? 18:36 <@NinjaStyle> use licensed synergy 1 18:36 < Llama052> Can timeline put me into the future? 18:37 <@NinjaStyle> Llama052: line time can 18:37 < Llama052> meta 18:37 < vinrock> what the fuck 18:37 < Hatter> why would they cloudify a mf'n app that controls monitors and keyboards 18:37 < vinrock> i run the updater and it just says "thank you for updating to the latest version of windows 10" 18:37 <@NinjaStyle> Hatter: to exfil your creds duh 18:37 < Nightcinder> vinrock: 1803 won't download, guess i need to clear out software distribution folder 18:37 < Hatter> yeah but why really 18:38 < vinrock> hm 18:38 <@NinjaStyle> Hatter: for discovery 18:38 <@NinjaStyle> they got rid of the bonjour discovery i think 18:38 <@NinjaStyle> one of my friends actually did a talk on this 18:38 < Hatter> url 18:39 < Llama052> did they make command prompt actually do copy and paste with shortcuts yet. 18:40 <@NinjaStyle> Hatter: basically old synergy used bonjour for server discovery 18:40 < Hatter> sounds like synergy isn't jiving too well with the new windows update 18:40 <@NinjaStyle> it was easy to spoof a server and then inject keystrokes 18:41 <@NinjaStyle> especially since free version didnt do any encryption 18:41 <@NinjaStyle> https://github.com/n00py/Dissonance 18:41 < Nightcinder> did they get rid of free synergy? 18:41 < AnimalFarmPig> "With your cursor in any text field either in Windows 10 or in an app, simply press Win + H and start talking" as someone who has trouble writing, this sounds useful 18:41 < Nightcinder> AnimalFarmPig: wonder how it compares to dragon 18:41 < Hatter> NinjaStyle: is there any evidence that they're uploading screen scrapes or keystrokes to the cloud? 18:41 <@NinjaStyle> Hatter: i dont think so, you could mitm it and verify though 18:42 < AnimalFarmPig> Nightcinder: MS seems to do a pretty good job of voice -> text 18:42 < redhare> Well, I'm fully out of ideas for fixing this outlook archive index problem I'm having with a user 18:42 < vinrock> ah ok so the 1803 updater on the spring update page at ms.com doesnt work 18:43 < vinrock> but if you go to https://www.microsoft.com/en-us/software-download/windows10 then the one there does work 18:43 <@NinjaStyle> Hatter: if you do, let me know 18:43 < Hatter> is there anything better? 18:43 <@NinjaStyle> not that i know of, ms has mouse without borders 18:43 <@NinjaStyle> but i think it only works on windows 18:43 < redhare> I've rebuilt the index, rebuilt the search catalog, enabled error logging and checked event logs and found nothing telling. Rebuilt the profile. Search still finds absolutely nothing in archives 18:43 < vinrock> house without borders is pretty good 18:43 < vinrock> er 18:43 < vinrock> mouse 18:44 < Hatter> NinjaStyle: I can't remember, does synergy 1 place the mouse cursor in the middle for non-active displays? 18:44 < Hatter> because that's been f'n up my dashboards lately 18:44 <@NinjaStyle> i dont remember =/ 18:44 < grumplestiltzkin> negative. there should be no mouse cursor on the non-active screens 18:45 < trash1e> on the server it puts it in the middle 18:45 < grumplestiltzkin> I never had that happen 18:45 < kullervo> I remember it working that way 18:45 < grumplestiltzkin> but it's also been .. maybe 7 years since I used synergy 18:47 < Nightcinder> vinrock: if i make a usb key will it be the old version or 1803 18:47 < vinrock> you dont need to make a usb key 18:48 < vinrock> if you go there in edge on win10 it will detect if you arent on 1803 and itll present you a separate updater to download 18:48 < grumplestiltzkin> Sarah: you around? 18:48 < Nightcinder> firefox did that 18:48 < vinrock> if you want portability download the win10 install tool and when you first run it on a win10 machine, it checks version and offers to update first and you can just do that 18:48 < Nightcinder> but no vinrock i mean i wanna make a usb key that has 1803 on it 18:48 < Nightcinder> so i can load these dell machines with 1803 off the bat 18:49 < Nightcinder> and wipe out the dell install of win10 18:49 < vinrock> ah yeah just use the win10 install tool then and itll be 1803 18:49 < Nightcinder> which includes 123123124 versions of office 365 18:51 < grumplestiltzkin> does anyone else own a tesla automobile? 18:52 <@NinjaStyle> i was think about getting a model 3 18:52 <@NinjaStyle> but the wait is like 18 months still 18:52 < Nightcinder> when this car's done i'm gonna buy a tesla 18:52 < Nightcinder> so 5 18:52 < Nightcinder> 5-7 years 18:52 <@NinjaStyle> model s? 18:52 < Nightcinder> uh 18:52 < Nightcinder> depends on my salary 18:52 < AnimalFarmPig> you think Tesla is going to still be around in 18 months? 18:52 < Nightcinder> yes 18:53 < Nightcinder> they would never go under 18:53 < Nightcinder> someone would buy them 18:53 < Nightcinder> apple or google 18:53 <+TuxedoJack> Holy fuck, you can't even change file associations in Win10 S 18:53 <@NinjaStyle> model s is so overpriced 18:53 <+TuxedoJack> And no Group Policy support 18:53 <+TuxedoJack> Fuck that shit 18:53 < AnimalFarmPig> maybe without elon at the helm they could be a profitable company 18:54 < Nightcinder> NinjaStyle: you ever look at configuring a model 3? 18:54 < giant_it_burrit> cloud to butt 18:54 < Nightcinder> adding options shoots that price to like 50k 18:54 < giant_it_burrit> is the best 18:54 < giant_it_burrit> thing 18:54 < giant_it_burrit> ever 18:54 < grumplestiltzkin> yeah, looks like they will run out of cash this calendar year. I didn't see elongated muskrat's other companies in the report though. Is spacex profitable? 18:54 <+TuxedoJack> giant_it_burrit: I know, right? 18:55 <@NinjaStyle> Nightcinder: yeah the good battery really fucks you 18:55 < giant_it_burrit> TuxedoJack: go to jamf pro site 18:55 < giant_it_burrit> head in my butt or feet in the ground 18:55 < giant_it_burrit> look its management 18:55 < SpookyCrisp> TuxedoJack, I think its targeted for air gapped machines. 18:55 < AnimalFarmPig> from what I understand of their finances, spacex is a less efficient / more efficient porkbarrel project 18:56 < AnimalFarmPig> less efficient at spreading around the pork compared to NASA, more efficient at putting money into the hands of the wealthy 18:56 <+TuxedoJack> SpookyCrisp: nope, it's targeted for fucking idiots at home 18:56 <+TuxedoJack> Translation: people who shouldn't have computers in the first place 18:56 < SpookyCrisp> TuxedoJack, LOL 18:57 <@NinjaStyle> Nightcinder: i legit think im just gonna buy a bmw x3 m40i 18:57 < giant_it_burrit> ew 18:57 < giant_it_burrit> whuy 18:57 < grumplestiltzkin> well, I mean - spacex is positioned now to where plausibly it could get a .gov bailout because iirc we exclusively use them to get our shit into orbit now 18:57 <@NinjaStyle> and say fuck the dinsaurs 18:57 <@NinjaStyle> giant_it_burrit: because its practical and fast 18:57 < AnimalFarmPig> there are other commercial launch providers 18:57 <@NinjaStyle> and nice 18:57 < giant_it_burrit> NinjaStyle: no it isnt 18:57 < giant_it_burrit> repair costs 18:57 < giant_it_burrit> are not nice 18:57 < Casteil> grumplestiltzkin: basically, at least until SLS becomes a thing 18:58 < grumplestiltzkin> AnimalFarmPig: I was unaware that spacex not the only game in town. that's interesting 18:58 <@NinjaStyle> giant_it_burrit: what repair costs? 18:58 < giant_it_burrit> NinjaStyle: it has turn signals which you wont use. waste of money 18:58 < Casteil> giant_it_burrit: NinjaStyle makes legit money now, haven't you heard? :P 18:58 < giant_it_burrit> whenever shit breaks i rememeber vanos 18:58 < AnimalFarmPig> NinjaStyle: I test drove an og x3 a while ago. I was pleasantly surprised. It felt like driving a nice sports sedan. I assume the newer ones are just as good. 18:58 <@NinjaStyle> turn signals are for the birds 18:58 < Casteil> NinjaStyle: would advise you not keep it much beyond warranty :P 18:58 <@NinjaStyle> see AnimalFarmPig is suppoortive 18:58 < AnimalFarmPig> grumplestiltzkin: Congress in the 90's mandated that NASA use commercial launch providers when possible. There are other ones, just not as famous as SpaceX 18:59 < Casteil> if I bought a BMW it'd probably be an M3 18:59 < Nightcinder> NinjaStyle: meh my elantra will last a long while it's only a '17 18:59 < khelpw> NinjaStyle: wtf do you need a fatmobile for? 18:59 <@NinjaStyle> the m3 has no hatch tho 18:59 < giant_it_burrit> if i bought a bmw id be even more of an asshat 18:59 < AnimalFarmPig> Blue Origin just landed a rocket the other day. No media coverage :) 18:59 < khelpw> NinjaStyle: if you want a fun car, get a fun car. if you want a practical car. if you want a fun, practical car, get two cars. 18:59 < Casteil> Nightcinder: Can't really say anything bad about the elantra I sold a couple years back 18:59 <@NinjaStyle> khelpw: why when i can have both in 1? 19:00 < Nightcinder> i quite like mine 19:00 < Casteil> I had a 2013 Elantra for 4 years / 27k miles, zero issues in that time 19:00 < khelpw> Because you get a half-assed sports car that is too concerned with being practical to be any good as a sports car or a practical car that is too concerned with appearing sporty to be any good at being practical 19:00 < AnimalFarmPig> khelpw: and if you can't afford two cars, just get more money 19:00 < khelpw> No, just make one of them cheap af 19:00 < Casteil> I think the biggest complaint I had about the car was that the stock brake rotors were a little crusty 19:00 <@NinjaStyle> the x3 can do 0-60 in like 4.7 sec 19:00 < Casteil> (they'd kinda make grinding sound) 19:00 < khelpw> buy a cheap, used 4.0 cherokee if you want a practical car 19:01 <@NinjaStyle> ew 19:01 < SpookyCrisp> khelpw, That's not practicle. 19:01 < AnimalFarmPig> parking, insurance, maintenance.... 19:01 < SpookyCrisp> practical. 19:01 <@NinjaStyle> not taking that advice 19:01 < SpookyCrisp> Get a Toyota 4Runner. 19:01 < Casteil> unfortunate thing about the M3 / M4 is that they start at like 65-70k 19:01 < Casteil> NinjaStyle: for the love of god, as nice as they look, don't get black 19:01 <@NinjaStyle> Casteil: same with the m40i x3 =/ 19:01 < khelpw> depends on what defines practicality to you, a small pickup like a ranger, or a people mover might make more sense. I like my cherokee. 19:01 < khelpw> OTOH, I tried to get one car to do both. I've got a '11 WRX hatchback 19:01 < grumplestiltzkin> speaking of space things - buying a decomissioned missile silo is a lot less expensive than I thought. one in NY went for 750k https://www.zillow.com/blog/house-of-the-week-missile-silo-for-sale-122908/ 19:01 < khelpw> and...exactly what I said above still stands 19:02 < scwizard> man it's always awkward submitting invoices 19:02 < Casteil> 330i x-drive is more my flavor 19:02 < scwizard> just being like "yeah you totally owe me $monies" 19:02 < Casteil> <45k, AWD, decent power 19:02 <@NinjaStyle> Casteil: i thought about doing the 340i xdrive 19:02 < AnimalFarmPig> I watched about half of a youtube series a while ago where a family documented turning an abandoned silo into their home 19:02 <@NinjaStyle> i might just go to a dealership and look around 19:03 < khelpw> It's too focused on being practical to be any good as a sports car (3400 lbs) but too focused on being a sports car (stiff suspension, relatively heavy clutch, poor sound dampening and shitty interior) to be any good as a practical car when compared to its competition 19:03 <@NinjaStyle> one day 19:03 < Casteil> NinjaStyle: yeah, you should really go test drive them 19:03 < AnimalFarmPig> was interesting to watch, but looked like a whole lot of work 19:03 < Casteil> don't just set your mind on a car without test driving others 19:03 < Casteil> (I've made that 'mistake' twice now) 19:03 < Casteil> well 19:03 <@NinjaStyle> Casteil: i have a few in mind 19:03 <@NinjaStyle> i also wanted to look at the porsche macan 19:03 < Casteil> actually, I did test drive a Subaru Impreza before I bought my Legacy 19:03 < khelpw> My girlfriend has the right idea - she has a miata and the cherokee. 19:03 < Casteil> legacy just had a lot more 'confidence' and less road noiise 19:04 <@NinjaStyle> yeah i hate the road noise in my car 19:04 < Casteil> it was really pretty odd when I test drove at that dealership, they just gave me the keys and basically said have fun 19:04 <@NinjaStyle> thats the main reason iwant a luxury car lol 19:04 < Casteil> (I wonder if the Audi dealership next door would've done the same) 19:04 <@NinjaStyle> man audi really fucked up the entertainment system controls 19:04 < Casteil> I mean, I guess I look pretty respectable.. I was probably in a golf shirt, khaki pants and boat shoes 19:04 < khelpw> What about like a 5 series GT? 19:05 <@NinjaStyle> that reason alone is a dealbreaker 19:05 < Casteil> I'd probably have to make +20k a year before I thought about buying a ~50k car 19:05 <+TuxedoJack> Win10 S 1803: https://i.imgflip.com/29fvxy.jpg 19:05 < Casteil> even then I'd want to pay down my mortgage principal for a few years 19:05 <+hxcsp> I probably need to double what i make before i can think about buying a new instead of used car 19:05 < Casteil> and do some remodel/updates 19:05 < khelpw> I saved for 6 years to buy my car 19:06 < khelpw> drove beaters til then 19:06 <@NinjaStyle> damn, thats commitment 19:06 < Casteil> roof/hvac are both ~20 yrs old so that's like 10-15k in expenses coming soon 19:06 < Casteil> khelpw: nice lol 19:06 < giant_it_burrit> i dont want a new car 19:06 < giant_it_burrit> because then my daily becomes a project car 19:06 < khelpw> I've now had that car for 7 years, and I should really sell it 19:06 < giant_it_burrit> and thats dangerous 19:06 < Casteil> I got 0% apr on my subaru for I think 5.5 years 19:06 < MadCamel> Never bought a car over $5k. Can get some surprisingly nice vehicles in that price range if your patient and shop around on craigslist/etc 19:06 < khelpw> as it is, I drive the fucking thing like once or twice a month 19:07 < Casteil> MadCamel: if you're willing to deal with the risk of needing significant repair 19:07 < scwizard> i'm just so scared like after I submit an invoice they'll like 19:07 < giant_it_burrit> best thing in the world is a <500 car 19:07 < giant_it_burrit> because who gives a shit 19:07 < scwizard> try and get me to morally justify why i want them to pay me 19:07 < MadCamel> Casteil: pre-purchase inspection @ trusted mechanic :) 19:07 < derpingit> whadap guys 19:07 < AnimalFarmPig> giant_it_burrit: even faster than a rental car! 19:08 < derpingit> any of u use backblaze b2 buckets? 19:08 < Casteil> MadCamel: unlikely they're going to be tearing down the transmission and engine 19:08 < NPCGuard> giant_it_burrit's diet consists of popcorn, grits, and popsicles 19:08 < giant_it_burrit> dafaq 19:08 < Casteil> if it's not already bad it's hard to detect impending transmission or engine failure 19:08 < giant_it_burrit> im from ny 19:08 < giant_it_burrit> why would i eat grits 19:08 < Casteil> rather, it can be 19:09 < grumplestiltzkin> hm. some of the decomissioned atlas missile silos are selling for under 200k. Thats almost in single-buyer VLB range 19:10 < Casteil> I'm just glad that my car is worth more than I owe :P 19:10 < Casteil> still have like 4 years to pay though ._. 19:10 < Casteil> well, 3.5ish 19:10 < Nightcinder> anyone using firefox using pocket? 19:10 < Nightcinder> i see it's baked into FF but i've never touched it 19:10 < Casteil> and with 0% APR I've got little to no extra motivation (or benefit) to paying it off 19:11 < Casteil> besides eliminating a $376/month car payment early 19:11 < grumplestiltzkin> Casteil: 0%? always pay minimums, unless *all* other debt is paid off and you just want to not owe anyone. hory shit, free money. especially with prime going up supposedly *FOUR* times this year 19:11 <+TuxedoJack> "Signing into one Microsoft app or service on a device signs you into them all. Using your personal Microsoft account, or the account given to you by your work or school, you will now be able to sign into Office 365 and use that same account across a full range of Microsoft apps and services. And, just as you’d expect, it works both ways – by signing in to Windows you sign in to Office." 19:11 <+TuxedoJack> Welp, that's fucking retarded 19:11 < MadCamel> There are normally signs of trouble/neglect when something's off. You can usually tell when a car was well taken care of or if they're just trying to sell it before it explodes. There's still risk sure but I'll take it if it means a $4k car, don't even have to worry about collision insurance at that price. 19:11 < derpingit> are you kidding me u can buy a fuckin missile silo ? 19:11 < Casteil> grumplestiltzkin: well, I'm already locked into a mortgage rate so that's something :P 19:12 < grumplestiltzkin> derpingit: missile not included 19:12 < derpingit> aah there's the catch 19:12 < Casteil> but yes, despite the fact that it's not really going to reduce my monthly payments (only the duration), if I could throw a significant amount of money at something right now it'd be my mortgage 19:12 < grumplestiltzkin> but yeah. it looks like they range from a bit under 200k to about 1.5 mil. supposedly some wereoriginally purhcased form .gov for around $40k 19:12 < MadCamel> derpingit: yeah there's this guy on youtube who bought one and documented the renovation process. The entrance was buried and it was filled with water when he purchased it.. 19:13 < gnupluslinux> def one of those "i wish i were anywhere but here days" 19:13 < Casteil> Welp, that's fucking retarded < The opposite is fucking retarded, IMO 19:13 < Casteil> Microsoft's account systems across their different sites is fucking insane 19:14 < Casteil> there's like 5 different sites/logins just for development stuff 19:14 < Casteil> azure, visualstudio, billing, o365, etc 19:14 < Casteil> and I think even visualstudio has like 2-3 different logins 19:14 <+AnonymooseWork> heh 19:14 <+AnonymooseWork> frustrating isn't it 19:14 <+AnonymooseWork> Casteil you should be able to use your O365 creds for all of that 19:15 <+AnonymooseWork> better yet if you have AAD/ADFS you can use your AD creds too 19:15 < derpingit> MadCamel .. that silo costed the american taxpayers tens of millions to build 19:15 < Casteil> it drives me absolutely batshit crazy 19:15 < derpingit> if not more 19:15 <+TuxedoJack> That all hinges on you using a MS account to log into your PC 19:15 <+TuxedoJack> Or tying that to a local account 19:15 < Casteil> took me like 30 minutes the other day to update some payment details for a visual studio annual subscription 19:15 <+AnonymooseWork> TuxedoJack no 19:15 < Nightcinder> if you use O365 can your users login with their email? 19:15 <+AnonymooseWork> even with a non linked local account you can still use your O365 credentials 19:15 < Nightcinder> does that tie to AD? 19:16 <+AnonymooseWork> Nightcinder it can 19:16 <+AnonymooseWork> you need to have AADConnect setup 19:16 <+TuxedoJack> That's for their SSO component of 1803 19:16 < MadCamel> yeah but they decomissioned/destroyed them decades ago since they were no longer needed. now they're finding that people will buy them so are selling them off *shrug* 19:16 < Nightcinder> hmm 19:16 < Nightcinder> i want to start running hybrid O365 19:16 <+AnonymooseWork> yeah 19:16 <+TuxedoJack> Which ties the MS account / O365 account details to the local account 19:16 <+AnonymooseWork> i'm in the process of setting it up 19:16 < Casteil> anyway, I don't really deal with it enough to justify having a nice hierarchy established for the various Microsoft sites; it's just annoying as fuck when I have to 19:16 <+AnonymooseWork> TuxedoJack ah, didn't know that 19:17 < Casteil> (i.e. to update a card for payment of a VS subscription) 19:17 <+AnonymooseWork> yeah 19:17 <+AnonymooseWork> it is frustrating Casteil 19:17 <+TuxedoJack> It's fucking retarded if you have more than one MS account (e.g. managing VLSC for multiple organizations) 19:17 <+TuxedoJack> FFS, I've got 30-odd client admin accounts for O365 19:17 < giant_it_burrit> ^ 19:17 <+AnonymooseWork> TuxedoJack .. client admin accounts? 19:17 <+AnonymooseWork> dude 19:17 < Casteil> yeah, and I think somehow my visual studio sub is tied to my work@email.com "personal" account 19:17 < Casteil> -.- 19:17 <+AnonymooseWork> are you not the partner of record on the subscription? 19:18 < Casteil> not a fuckin clue how to go about remedying that lol 19:18 < Casteil> aaaaaanyway 19:18 <+AnonymooseWork> Casteil yeah - unfortunately VSTO ONLY supported Microsoft/Live ID for a while 19:18 <+AnonymooseWork> thats why 19:18 <+TuxedoJack> Nope. clientadmin@clientname.onmicrosoft.com 19:18 < Casteil> I think I'm going to go finish working from home 19:18 <+TuxedoJack> Because of the stupid fucking managing sysadmin 19:18 < Casteil> AnonymooseWork: Ah. That would explain it lol 19:18 < Nightcinder> i've been given the go ahead to start moving people over to O365 as a proof of concept 19:18 <+AnonymooseWork> TuxedoJack - yeah i know what you are talking about, but just wondering if your company is the partner of record 19:18 < Casteil> o365 is nice 19:18 < Nightcinder> so i just need to figure out how to set up the hybrid environment 19:18 <+AnonymooseWork> If you are you can admin client environments via the partner center 19:18 < Casteil> admin panel is slow but it's nice not having to maintain mail server 19:19 <+TuxedoJack> AnonymooseWork: yeah, AFAIK, but no one but the managing sysadmin gets access to that shit 19:19 < Casteil> rather, an exchange server 19:19 < Casteil> maintain or support, that is 19:19 <+AnonymooseWork> you'll still have an exchange server on prem Casteil 19:19 < Nightcinder> AnonymooseWork: got a guide on how to do this? 19:19 <+AnonymooseWork> TuxedoJack huh?? 19:19 <+AnonymooseWork> TuxedoJack that doesn't make sense man 19:19 < Casteil> AnonymooseWork: not anymore :P 19:19 <+AnonymooseWork> ... Casteil you will for managing meta data 19:19 < Casteil> we're not a huge corp with a crazy well hashed out domain structure 19:19 <+AnonymooseWork> doesn't matter you still need one for managing DL's etc. 19:19 <+AnonymooseWork> at least in a hybrid 19:20 <+AnonymooseWork> hmm, let me see what i can find RE: guides 19:20 <+TuxedoJack> AnonymooseWork: he's the only one with access to the partner portal. We have to log into the admin panel as clientadmin@clientname.onmicrosoft.com, which is the generic admin account (can't add licensing, et cetera) 19:20 <+AnonymooseWork> oh 19:20 < Casteil> < not sysadmin/IT anymore 19:20 <+AnonymooseWork> ok 19:20 <+TuxedoJack> Crippled like Nancy Kerrigan after Tonya Harding 19:20 <+AnonymooseWork> gotcha 19:20 < Casteil> I transitioned to business analyst/software coordinator/software implementation like a year back :P 19:21 < Casteil> (and made a surprisingly clean break from IT) 19:21 <+AnonymooseWork> Casteil cool 19:22 <+AnonymooseWork> TuxedoJack that makes sense then :) 19:22 <+AnonymooseWork> sorry 19:22 <+AnonymooseWork> the partner i worked for i was one of the global admins 19:22 <+AnonymooseWork> so i had full access to our sub as well as all our clients 19:23 <+TuxedoJack> AnonymooseWork: I don't even get fucking Barracuda access any more, and I'm working late, so anything that comes in for the spam filter has to wait until the next day 19:23 <+TuxedoJack> They're THAT stingy 19:23 <+TuxedoJack> Five years, you'd think they'd either trust me or not by now 19:24 <+TuxedoJack> Let alone O365 Partner Portal access 19:24 < corn266> Semi took down some internet lines and possibly powerlines outside my office 19:25 < Casteil> XD 19:25 < corn266> The joys of a small town with low hanging cables 19:30 <@JollyRgrs> TWO AND A HALF WEEKS we've been working on an issue 19:31 < abakedapplepie> all my issues are two and a half week issues 19:31 <@JollyRgrs> the issue? someone in canada was picking the english canada locale when imaging... and the shortdate format difference was throwing off our program 19:31 <+AnonymooseWork> lol JollyRgrs 19:31 < abakedapplepie> oh boy 19:31 <+AnonymooseWork> localisation ftw 19:31 <@JollyRgrs> one guy up there had no issues, the other did (diff locations)... when they got together, they could not figure out the diff. it took an outsider to notice they were picking different options 19:32 <+AnonymooseWork> hehe 19:32 < abakedapplepie> and thats why you always work with utc time stamps 19:32 <@JollyRgrs> whats worse though (IMO) is that our in-house app that wasn't updating was b/c of this locale diff 19:32 <@JollyRgrs> and there's NO ERROR CATCHING about it, it seems 19:32 <+AnonymooseWork> JollyRgrs - I had that problem a while back with the German localization s well 19:32 < Hatter> AnonymooseWork: you might have said something 19:32 <+AnonymooseWork> lol 19:32 <+AnonymooseWork> probably 19:32 <+AnonymooseWork> I'm not known for my political correctness 19:37 < corn266> "no one could have predicted creating an image of a 1TB drive would take this long" 19:38 < Hatter> -Abraham Lincoln 19:38 < gnupluslinux> -Michael Scott 19:38 < corn266> -Wayne Gretski 19:38 < MillerBoss> -Peter Pan 19:39 < grumplestiltzkin> -Michael Scarn 19:39 <@NinjaStyle> -Hillary Clinton 19:40 < dragonfleas> 3rd party solution vs MDT/WDS and why go 19:40 < giant_it_burrit> its free 19:40 < giant_it_burrit> just do it 19:40 < dragonfleas> ok 19:40 < Hatter> dragonfleas: a lot of people are keen on pdq deploy for app deployment 19:41 < MillerBoss> I love PDQ except the interface is fucking slow 19:41 < dragonfleas> so no more golden image with all apps installed? 19:41 < MillerBoss> Those apps are old the minute you make the image 19:41 < Hatter> dragonfleas: even with mdt you're usually creating packages for apps to deploy as part of the task sequence or on demand 19:41 < grumplestiltzkin> for how much living space these decommed silos have, even a million is a steal to buy one. 19:41 < grumplestiltzkin> if you don't mind no windows. 19:41 < dragonfleas> oh? I didn't know it was like SCCM 19:42 < Hatter> dragonfleas: actually I'm just assuming it's like SCCM 19:42 < corn266> Just put up TVs with livestream footage from outside 19:42 < dragonfleas> I don't think it is, I think it uses task sequences but I don't think it operates exactly the same 19:42 < abakedapplepie> that dude with the silo, ive been meaning to catch up on his progress 19:44 < giant_it_burrit> what i do is drop in an ou, pdq heartbeats and sees them and deploys then moves to correct ou 19:44 < grumplestiltzkin> it's dirt cheap to heat/cool a subterranian space too, the deeper you go, the more constant the temp 19:45 * spstarr disconnects cryptic1's network cable(s), jams the wifi signals and somehow blocks mobile 4G/LTE 19:45 < Hatter> my imaging is one touch, I wrote a powershell script to name it and put it in the right ou and other stuff 19:47 < ekaj> .bofh 19:47 <+layer-eight> ekaj, BOFH says: Change in Earth's rotational speed 19:49 < abakedapplepie> i cant find that guy now 19:50 < abakedapplepie> death wears bunny slippers 19:50 < abakedapplepie> got im 19:52 < Llama052> VMWare has an educational package that includes everything right? what's it called 19:52 < coderphive> I'm pretty sure that DevOps Days Austin is going to be lame as fuck 19:52 < coderphive> which makes me incredibly sad 19:52 < Llama052> VMUG ahh 19:54 < gnupluslinux> aw i was hoping someone would -Mark Twain 19:55 < Nightcinder> vinrock: updated 19:55 < vinrock> me too 19:55 < vinrock> hi5 19:55 < ekaj> Is there a way to make the thing being serached in vi pop up at the top of the page 19:55 < ekaj> and not wherever 19:55 < vinrock> and ofc my rsat tiles are all missing like usual 19:55 < vinrock> mfers 19:56 < Nightcinder> rsat tiles? 19:56 < vinrock> yeah i make start menu tiles for rsat apps 19:56 < Nightcinder> RSAT deinstalled it looks like 19:56 < Nightcinder> sigh 19:56 < vinrock> and every update they vanish 19:56 < vinrock> nah it didnt 19:56 < vinrock> just the shortcuts 19:56 < Nightcinder> rsat's completely gone for me 19:56 < vinrock> whoa 19:56 < AnimalFarmPig> grumplestiltzkin: decommed doesn't necessarily mean what you think. Many of them were basically destroyed as part of strategic arms limitation treaties. They've had entrances blown up and covered with concrete, been filled with water, etc. There's a page somewhere with summaries of which series of missile silos were destroyed in what ways. 19:57 < Nightcinder> Hatter: i kinda wanna do that but i only do like 2-3 computers a month 19:57 < Hatter> do what 19:57 < Nightcinder> the powershell script 19:57 < vinrock> "After discussing with product team, they have noticed this issue and are looking into changing that. This has to do with the way it’s installed as an MSU. As a workaround currently, we have to reinstall RSAT. " 19:57 < Hatter> oh 19:57 < vinrock> coming from an MS employee 19:57 < Hatter> I said that like an hour ago 19:57 < vinrock> jaysus 19:58 < voidstar> .bofh 19:58 <+layer-eight> voidstar, BOFH says: Cosmic ray particles crashed through the hard disk platter 19:58 < gnupluslinux> ekaj, what 19:58 <+TuxedoJack> "Go password-less with Windows 10 S! Do you hate entering your passwords all the time? So do we. Passwords are inconvenient and insecure. With Windows 10 S you don’t have to! Just download the Authenticator App and use it to set up your Windows 10 S PC. You will be able to go through the out-of-box experience, set up Windows Hello and access all your favorite apps and services – all without ever having to enter 19:58 <+TuxedoJack> rd." 19:58 <+TuxedoJack> Oh joy! More fucking shit reliant on having MS apps 19:59 <+TuxedoJack> They are HELLBENT on removing PWs 19:59 < gnupluslinux> ekaj, you could GG to the bottom the N to search backwards 19:59 <+TuxedoJack> Biometrics, PINs, face unlocks 19:59 <+TuxedoJack> Fucking passwords? Nope 19:59 < Nightcinder> 10 minutes = 1 hr 19:59 <+TuxedoJack> "Account Protection will encourage password users to set up Windows Hello Face, Fingerprint or PIN for faster sign in, and will notify Dynamic lock users if Dynamic lock has stopped working because their phone or device Bluetooth is off." 20:00 < corn266> TuxedoJack: It's kinda hard to lose your face, but easy to forget a password 20:00 < gnupluslinux> i mean... removing passwords isn't a bad thing imo 20:00 < gnupluslinux> cant say i care for how they're going about it but im not against the idea 20:00 < Hatter> I want to take his face... off 20:00 <+TuxedoJack> Translation: more fucking tickets because a user went to the Apple store, changed out their fucking phone, and broke everything 20:00 < khelpw> it is, however pretty easy to print out someones facebook profile pic, stick it to your head, and log into their PC 20:00 < corn266> http://gph.is/1hEMcTN 20:01 < ekaj> gnupluslinux: almost, but it doesn't put it at the top of the page 20:02 < gnupluslinux> there's probably a module for what you want somewhere 20:02 < giant_it_burrit> TuxedoJack: you get in an accident face no longer works 20:02 < giant_it_burrit> cant change your fingerprint often 20:02 < giant_it_burrit> 10 changes per life 20:02 < gnupluslinux> add it yourself, force your line to be top of the buffer or something 20:02 <+TuxedoJack> Eh, more, if you're handy with a curling iron 20:02 < corn266> Could you use your toes too giant_it_burrit ? 20:02 < onenerdyguy> Anyone use Zerto here? 20:02 < corn266> Also your anus ? 20:03 <+TuxedoJack> Edge introduces more features that Chrome had years ago... 20:04 < giant_it_burrit> like your anus? 20:04 <+TuxedoJack> >Windows 10 Pro and Enterprise in S mode powers affordable, butt-ready devices that are simple, secure, and efficient. 20:04 <+TuxedoJack> Heh heh heh 20:04 < corn266> Yea but emphasis on secure 20:05 <+TuxedoJack> When you can't run non-UWP non-store-distributed non-MS-signed apps, you're only as secure as MS lets you be 20:05 <@JollyRgrs> MSFT has been making butt-ready devices for years 20:05 <+TuxedoJack> And you better hope they have good device drivers, too, because you ain't installing shit that ain't from WU 20:05 < corn266> Really should have rounded the corners on their phones though 20:12 < AnimalFarmPig> my lumia 950 has rounded corners 20:13 < AnimalFarmPig> the whole thing about only allowing Store apps is to provide security by essentially whitelisting apps 20:14 < corn266> ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 20:16 < abakedapplepie> which is great if your app store is moderated well but thats not the case with literally every app store in existence 20:16 < abakedapplepie> like when windows 10 launched and defaulted to searching the windows app store if you searched your start menu 20:16 < abakedapplepie> people started installing infected copies of VLC 20:17 < corn266> or $10 versions of hexchat when they could run hexchat in a linux vm for free 20:17 < AnimalFarmPig> yes, but the moderation of the app repository can improve over time. The Linux distros do a good job of it. 20:17 < AnimalFarmPig> on the other hand, your users will not improve over time 20:18 < voidstar> I posit they will only become worse 20:18 < Nightcinder> https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2018/05/t-mobile-and-sprint-dont-need-to-merge-for-5g-they-said-so-two-months-ago/ 20:19 < corn266> Would a sudoers file with `%someGroup ALL=(root) NOPASSWD=mount -o` be valid? I want users to be able to mount drives but only in read-only mode 20:19 < JFDkthx> with a 12r2 dc, and 2012 functional level can i push out gpos that are only specific to windows 10. as in, those gpos dont exist for systems that arent windows 10 20:20 < Nightcinder> "But suddenly, after years of boasting about how its network is the best in the US, T-Mobile says it can't possibly make an effective move from 4G to 5G unless it is allowed to buy Sprint." 20:22 < tsarbomba> mick fleetwood must REALLY hate lindsay buckingham. both times buckingham left the group, fleetwood had to hire two guitarists to replace him. if you're that good and still can't keep a job, your boss does NOT like you. 20:22 < tapoxi> You know, a town with money's a little like the mule with the spinning wheel. No one knows how he got it and danged if he knows how to use it. 20:25 <@JollyRgrs> can you set system locale for windows via GPO? 20:25 <@JollyRgrs> or does it require running a command? 20:26 < bvierra> I love how I join the channel prior to auto identifying 20:26 < bvierra> next question best uptime monitor out there right now... still pingdom? 20:28 <@JollyRgrs> bvierra: something something SASL 20:28 <@JollyRgrs> (for your first issue) 20:28 < bvierra> lol 20:28 <@JollyRgrs> or get a better client that waits for identification before trying to join 20:29 < bvierra> HexChat FTW 20:29 <@JollyRgrs> weechat 20:29 <@JollyRgrs> with irssi in a not too close but not so distant second 20:31 < tsarbomba> RIP security metrics site 20:31 < tsarbomba> irssi is not too close because it's miles ahead of weechat 20:31 < tsarbomba> and hexchat isn't even in the race 20:31 < corn266> Yea it already won 20:32 <@JollyRgrs> tsarbomba: blasphemer! 20:34 < Casteil> woohoo 20:35 < Casteil> AC works and it's a decent bit less wattage than I ballparked 20:35 < Casteil> outdoor coil + inside blower is probably around 3000W 20:36 < Casteil> (less than the 4000-4500W I was expecting) 20:42 < vinrock> ok so 1803 ended up installing candy crush, skype (and even created an account for me, thanks ms!), o365 & fucking twitter 20:42 < tapoxi> fucking twitter is way more hardcore than normal twitter 20:42 < corn266> Did you turn of the "Microsoft Experience (TM)" in your GPO settings? 20:43 <+DomLS3> wtf. Gibby has 6 connections? 20:43 < Nightcinder> vinrock: no twitter here 20:44 < Nightcinder> no candy crush either 20:44 < vinrock> check again i actually watched it appear in front of my eyes 20:44 < Nightcinder> i just checked 20:44 < vinrock> hm 20:44 < vinrock> wtf 20:44 < Nightcinder> also skype's signed out 20:44 < Nightcinder> i did have it installed prior to 1803 20:44 < vinrock> i even got a message that i got signed into skype 20:45 < Nightcinder> mm new graveshadow album 20:46 < Sousapro> anyone know any work around to storing bitlocker keys in AD? 20:46 < Sousapro> that doesn't involve standing up SCCM specifically to fix that one issue 20:47 < Nightcinder> i need to stand up SCCM 20:47 < corn266> Mount a shared drive and store there 20:47 < Sousapro> corn266: already doing that 20:47 < corn266> oof 20:47 < Sousapro> yeah 20:47 < Sousapro> SCCM is old microsoft in the worst way 20:48 < Sousapro> let's combine SQL and WMI into one fun language 20:48 < Sousapro> who in the room thinks that WQL is the best idea that microsoft has had? 20:49 < Hatter> what's that 20:49 < Hatter> oh right 20:49 < corn266> probably windows query language 20:49 < Hatter> never had occassion to use it 20:49 < Sousapro> like SQL, but made of failure 20:49 < Sousapro> it's like the Bob of languages lol 20:50 < dragonfleas> why the fuck won't 1803 install 20:50 < dragonfleas> "awaiting download" 20:50 < dragonfleas> stuck on that 20:50 < dragonfleas> >:( 20:51 < Sousapro> servers were slashdotted 20:52 <@cryptic1> Hatter, back to work 20:52 <@cryptic1> JFDkthx, back to work 20:52 <@cryptic1> Sousapro, back to work 20:52 <@cryptic1> vinrock, back to work 20:52 <@cryptic1> mistiry, back to work 20:52 <@cryptic1> MillerBoss, back to work 20:52 <@cryptic1> JollyRgrs, back to work 20:52 < MillerBoss> OK thanks 20:52 < vinrock> go away, baitin' 20:52 <@cryptic1> Nightcinder, back to work 20:52 < MillerBoss> Drive thru 20:52 < Sousapro> cryptic1: work is reading up on SCCM implementation 20:52 <@cryptic1> DomLS3, back to work 20:52 < Sousapro> cryptic1: plz send help 20:52 < dragonfleas> cryptic1, http://cryptic1backto.work/ 20:53 * MadCamel leaves work early because it's too nice out. 20:53 <@cryptic1> shakygator, back to work 20:53 < alazare619> with gpo windows prefrences if i tell it to place a file at C:\ProgramDAta\somedir\somedir2\somedir3\file.ext but somedir doesnt exist will it create the path automatically? 20:53 <@cryptic1> AnonymooseWork, back to work 20:53 <@cryptic1> alazare619, back to work 20:53 <+shakygator> NO 20:53 <+AnonymooseWork> i AM working damnit 20:53 < alazare619> i am working cryptic1 kindly stfu 20:53 < dragonfleas> cryptic1, won't look at my amazing website 20:53 < MadCamel> you're just trying to get his ip so you can ddos him 20:53 < dragonfleas> no 20:54 < Nightcinder> cryptic1: no u 20:54 < alazare619> Code_Man65: JollyRgrs please answer fellow windows admins 20:54 < giant_it_burrit> alazare619: it should 20:54 <+AnonymooseWork> alazare619 ... yes it should 20:54 < giant_it_burrit> are you doing the replace option 20:54 < alazare619> of course 20:54 <+AnonymooseWork> unless its in a path that requires admin rights (UAC) and the user doesn't have admin? 20:54 < alazare619> so when i remove it it removes the file too 20:55 < alazare619> AnonymooseWork: i run it as a computer preference 20:55 <+AnonymooseWork> ah 20:55 <+AnonymooseWork> well that is also an option 20:55 < giant_it_burrit> thats what i do with our inventory agent 20:55 <+AnonymooseWork> this stupid lync hybrid is driving me up the wall 20:55 < giant_it_burrit> use skype 20:55 < giant_it_burrit> heuhuehu 20:55 <+AnonymooseWork> FU 20:55 <+AnonymooseWork> i'm trying to !!! hahaha 20:55 < giant_it_burrit> ew 20:56 < giant_it_burrit> office communicator save me 20:56 < voidstar> sudo !! 20:56 < giant_it_burrit> su su su sudio 20:57 < MadCamel> use the oldschool solution. just bridge $protocol to IRC and use that. 20:58 <+AnonymooseWork> lol Giant81 20:58 <+AnonymooseWork> err giant_it_burrit 20:58 <+AnonymooseWork> OCS 20:58 <+AnonymooseWork> damn 20:58 <+AnonymooseWork> hrpmh 21:00 < Hatter> ever have a song that's haunted you your whole life since childhood only to randomly stumble across it? 21:00 < alazare619> shortcuts on desktops do you generally use a user policy and put it on their desktop folder 21:00 < alazare619> or do you generally put it as a computer policy in the all users desktop folder 21:02 < abakedapplepie> alazare619: copy/paste 21:02 < Sergio_CpE> who has access to gartner? 21:03 < Sergio_CpE> https://www.gartner.com/document/3813664 21:03 < Sergio_CpE> I am trying to get that doc 21:06 <@cryptic1> dragonfleas, oh i saw the website lol 21:07 <@cryptic1> looks great in netscape 21:08 < dragonfleas> cryptic1, lmao 21:08 < dragonfleas> cryptic1, right now it only works in safari and HTML5 enabled browsers lol 21:09 <@cryptic1> thats what you think 21:09 < dragonfleas> did it work in netscape? 21:09 <@cryptic1> no 21:09 <@NinjaStyle> Did my new job drug test 21:09 < dragonfleas> ok i didn't think so lmao 21:09 <@cryptic1> but it should 21:09 <@NinjaStyle> That was annoying 21:09 <@cryptic1> netscape never die 21:09 <@cryptic1> bmurt, please /part 21:09 < bmurt> i've considered it, but your beauty just keeps brining me back 21:10 < bmurt> you're like a bill cosby pill 21:10 <@cryptic1> O_o 21:10 <@NinjaStyle> Effective? 21:10 < bmurt> you're not that dumb cryptic1. you do know who bill cosby is right? 21:10 < bmurt> NinjaStyle: +1 21:11 <@NinjaStyle> Sometimes my Roku just dies 21:11 <@cryptic1> *sigh* 21:11 <@cryptic1> can I play dumb? 21:11 < voidstar> the clove of the spice girls 21:11 * cryptic1 hands bmurt some drugged jello 21:11 <@cryptic1> eat up it has real cherries in it 21:12 * cryptic1 <_< 21:12 * cryptic1 >_> 21:12 < bmurt> already took your cherry so these must be canned 21:12 <@cryptic1> oh they are 21:12 <@NinjaStyle> cryptic1: you would be proud, I kicked someone last night 21:13 <@cryptic1> it was precise wasn't it 21:13 < corn266> bet it was precise 21:13 <@NinjaStyle> I called him names in the kick message too 21:13 <@NinjaStyle> Yeah precise and The_Dv8or 21:13 < scwizard> i got an email from google maps 21:13 < scwizard> "your review has helped over 50 people!" 21:13 < scwizard> the review: 5 stars, sexy girls 21:14 <@NinjaStyle> Is it for Hooters? 21:14 < corn266> Nah the local old folks home 21:15 <@JollyRgrs> HAHA 21:15 <@NinjaStyle> I knew it couldn't be Hooters 21:16 < ihre> https://i.imgur.com/Xv00H78.png duration 3h, 1 module is 10h, nice 21:16 <+layer-eight> * ihre → IMAGE/PNG Document, 113,928 bytes 21:16 < gnupluslinux> Hooters is a Family Friendly Restaurant! 21:16 < ihre> fucking APN requirements 21:17 <+AnonymooseWork> APN? 21:17 <+AnonymooseWork> sounds fun 21:17 <+AnonymooseWork> working on cellular modems/ 21:17 <+AnonymooseWork> ? 21:17 <+ihre> aws partner nerd 21:17 <+ihre> idk what it means :P 21:18 <@NinjaStyle> Lady emailed me saying my drug test was clear 21:18 < Nightcinder> ur a drug test 21:18 <@NinjaStyle> I was like thank you, I am glad to hear my body is free of unexpected chemicals. 21:18 <@NinjaStyle> Nice save, whew 21:18 < xamithan> How do I stop this new design when I'm not logged in 21:19 <+ihre> you dont 21:19 < xamithan> This is really pissing me off having to click the button at the top on every page 21:19 <+ihre> preferences are for signed in accounts 21:19 < xamithan> Fuck that. I'm going to write a reddit desktop client 21:19 <+ihre> rtv 21:19 < xamithan> Oh there is already tons of them 21:19 <@cryptic1> lol 21:20 <@cryptic1> you have to opt out each page if not signed in? 21:20 < Hatter> xamithan: help me instead, I'm working on a realtime mirror for the wayback archive 21:20 <@cryptic1> AHHAHAHAH oh god the new design is so bad 21:20 <@cryptic1> that would get annoying fast 21:20 <+ihre> https://github.com/michael-lazar/rtv :3 21:20 < xtensive> it is horrible 21:20 <+layer-eight> * ihre → GitHub → michael-lazar → rtv → Browse Reddit from your terminal → @ ~ 17 days ago → Python → ✡ 2,902 → Forks: 147 → ☹ 51 21:20 <@NinjaStyle> I haven't seent it 21:20 < xamithan> I use a vpn most of the time. It doesn't happen on every sub yet but most of them are switching fast 21:21 < xamithan> Maybe I can just browser old.reddit.com 21:21 <+AnonymooseWork> whut 21:21 <@NinjaStyle> looks the same to me 21:21 < vinrock> yeah the new reddit is gross 21:21 < xamithan> Try new.reddit.com NinjaStyle 21:21 < vinrock> esp. from a cellphone 21:21 < xamithan> It is horrible, like for mobile phones 21:21 < xamithan> tons of whitespace 21:21 < xtensive> sooooo much wasted white space 21:22 <@NinjaStyle> how is this any different? 21:22 < xamithan> Some stupid social media bar on the left 21:22 <@NinjaStyle> someone take a screenshot 21:22 <+ihre> 80% of its userbase is prolly mobile anyways :< 21:22 <+ihre> ehh, visitors 21:22 < xtensive> I use bacon reader on mobile 21:22 <+ihre> hmmm 21:22 <+ihre> bacon 21:23 < xtensive> it's got bacon in the title so you know it's good 21:23 < xamithan> You don't see it yet? https://imgur.com/a/kBjbhQr 21:23 <+layer-eight> * xamithan → IMGUR Album → a few seconds ago → 1 Image → ⚘ 0 21:23 <@NinjaStyle> xamithan: mine still looks the old way 21:23 <@NinjaStyle> i even logged out 21:23 < xamithan> Lucky 21:23 < xamithan> It doesn't happen on every sub 21:24 <@NinjaStyle> oh, weird 21:24 <@NinjaStyle> r/comptia looks the same for me too 21:25 <@NinjaStyle> https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/QczzzFFN/Screenshot%20from%202018-05-01%2013-25-17.png 21:25 <+layer-eight> * NinjaStyle → IMAGE/PNG Document, 757,596 bytes 21:27 < xtensive> do you see a beta section in your preferences NinjaStyle ? https://www.reddit.com/prefs/ 21:27 <+layer-eight> * xtensive → ⚓ https://www.reddit.com/login?dest=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.reddit.com%2Fprefs%2F → reddit.com: sign up or log in 21:27 <@NinjaStyle> im currently logged out 21:27 <@NinjaStyle> let me log in 21:28 < xtensive> there might be a checkbox for "use the redesign as my default experience" you can check 21:28 < xamithan> All this wasted space: https://i.imgur.com/MQenuNC.png 21:28 <+layer-eight> * xamithan → IMAGE/PNG Document, 139,015 bytes 21:28 < xamithan> Maybe it looks better on a 16:9 ratio? 21:28 < MillerBoss> That is nuts 21:28 <@NinjaStyle> weird 21:29 <@NinjaStyle> my reddit password isnt saved in lastpadd, gdi 21:29 <@NinjaStyle> lastpass* 21:29 < xamithan> I do like how you can change it from "card" but all it does is stretch out, still lots of wasted space 21:30 < xtensive> how do they not fit to window is beyond me 21:30 < xamithan> Probably breaks the CSS styles 21:33 <@NinjaStyle> i still dont see it lol 21:33 <@NinjaStyle> i turned on beta and its the same old design 21:34 < xamithan> It should go straight to it if you visit https://new.reddit.com/r/sysadmin/ 21:34 <+layer-eight> * xamithan → ⚓ https://www.reddit.com/r/sysadmin/ → Sysadmin 21:34 <@NinjaStyle> oh there it is 21:34 < MillerBoss> That link takes me straight to https://www.reddit.com/r/sysadmin/ 21:34 <@NinjaStyle> yeah this is shit 21:34 <+layer-eight> * MillerBoss → Sysadmin 21:34 <@NinjaStyle> remember iframes? 21:35 <@NinjaStyle> thats what this reminds me of 21:35 < gnupluslinux> is there soemthing that triggers the new layout? its hit or miss whenever i hit reddit these past couple of days 21:35 < MillerBoss> They are used all over still 21:35 < xamithan> Clicking on the classic button makes it kind of look like similar to the old 21:35 < gnupluslinux> annoys the hell out of me cause it breaks RES 21:35 < xamithan> I've found it is based on the sub and is completely random 21:36 <@NinjaStyle> it is pretty horrible 21:36 <@NinjaStyle> who the fuck designed this 21:36 < gnupluslinux> xamithan, been using RES for awhile and not sure what they do but none of the reddit style changes seem to get reflected. just a barebones base presentation just how i like it 21:36 < xtensive> it forces way too narrow of a view 21:36 < gnupluslinux> nah i dont think its sub based 21:36 < xamithan> I'm using RES too 21:36 < xtensive> if it scaled out it would be many degrees better to read 21:36 < gnupluslinux> reddit.com will shove it at me occasionally and a couple of my other subs but its not consistent 21:36 <@cryptic1> xtensive, thats not wasted space thats future ad space 21:36 < gnupluslinux> ^^ 21:37 < xtensive> this ain't 1998 reading someone's stupid blog locked at 768 21:37 <@cryptic1> that design is such a step backward 21:37 <@NinjaStyle> it looks like frames 21:37 < xtensive> tables! 21:37 <@cryptic1> they are going to have huge banner ads 21:37 < gnupluslinux> this blog looks best at 1280x768! 21:37 <@cryptic1> buy reddit shaving gear 21:37 <@cryptic1> buy reddit gold 21:37 < xamithan> Click on the classic button right below where it says "Posts" though. It removes some of the space 21:37 < gnupluslinux> buy flantasy flan 21:37 <@cryptic1> buy $gadget from $company 21:37 < xtensive> phpnuke yo, they're bringing it back 21:38 < xamithan> Oh god I didn't know the actual posts open in overlay 21:38 < xamithan> That is even worse 21:38 < xtensive> #sad cryptic1 21:39 <@cryptic1> yeap 21:39 <@cryptic1> #deadreddit 21:39 < MillerBoss> Don't worry. /r/sysadmin is moving to #reddit-sysadmin here on freenode. 21:39 <@NinjaStyle> good thing no one uses reddit anymore 21:39 < MillerBoss> I beg to differ there 21:40 <@NinjaStyle> twitter is like reddit but even more curated 21:40 < xamithan> I have a feeling voat is going to get more popular 21:40 <@NinjaStyle> twitter > reddit, fite me 21:40 < gnupluslinux> mastodon > twitter 21:40 <+ihre> irc -> both 21:40 * gnupluslinux uses nothing 21:40 <+ihre> ehh excuse me, slack 21:41 < xtensive> twitter is like your drunk uncle on thanksgiving day after the lions lose 21:41 < MillerBoss> https://www.statista.com/statistics/443332/reddit-monthly-visitors/ 21:41 <+layer-eight> * MillerBoss → • Reddit.com: unique visitors 2018 | Statistic 21:41 < gnupluslinux> i actually heard mastodon mentioned on the radio today so that was cool 21:42 < MillerBoss> http://socialbarrel.com/reddit-330-million-monthly-active-users-twitter-third/115773/ https://www.redditinc.com/press 330 Million MAU 21:42 <+layer-eight> * MillerBoss → Press - Reddit 21:42 <+layer-eight> * MillerBoss → Reddit reaches 330 million monthly active users, ties with Twitter for third 21:43 <+ihre> 330mil shitposters 21:43 <+ihre> sounds ... great 21:43 <@NinjaStyle> 300 mil of which are bots 21:43 < MillerBoss> I don't get this Instagram – 800 million 21:43 < Heresiarch> 329 mil shitposters. 1 mill occasionally useful posts. 21:43 <@NinjaStyle> 29 mil of them are 15 year olds 21:44 < Psi-Jack> heh. My reddit karma is still -99. 21:44 < Psi-Jack> :p 21:44 <@NinjaStyle> mine is like 16, but i just made a new account recently to upvote my coworkers thing 21:45 < Psi-Jack> Mine was ~-150 several years ago. Stupid trolling red hat employee didn't like being moderated in a moderated channel. 21:45 < MillerBoss> Something we don't need https://www.techmeme.com/180501/p22#a180501p22 21:45 <+layer-eight> * MillerBoss → Techmeme: Facebook announces dating feature for its app that will recommend matches and let users create a separate dating profile, with testing to begin later this year (Nick Statt/The Verge) 21:45 < xtensive> did you stalk their post history NinjaStyle ? 21:45 < Alternity> i try not to post on reddit 21:45 < Alternity> i can't give away all my secrets 21:45 <@NinjaStyle> xtensive: yes 21:46 < Heresiarch> you know, I'm honestly kinda surprised it took FB this long. 21:46 < xtensive> good man 21:46 < Psi-Jack> heh, I don't even read reddit. I even blocked reddit.com from my router. :) 21:46 < GreyKite> doesn't tinder hook into facebook? 21:46 <@NinjaStyle> i really only use twitter 21:46 <@NinjaStyle> and irc 21:46 < GreyKite> I'm down to IRC 21:47 < Psi-Jack> What's twitter? 21:47 < xtensive> I just can't wrap my head around twitter other than celebrities having an occasional meltdown or whatever 21:47 <@NinjaStyle> a circle jerk 21:47 <@NinjaStyle> in a good way 21:47 < Psi-Jack> A jerk of circles? 21:47 <@NinjaStyle> u gotta follow the right people 21:48 < Hatter> NinjaStyle: name seven 21:48 < Psi-Jack> Heh 21:48 < gnupluslinux> is it still people posting the random shit they do 21:48 <@NinjaStyle> im following over 300 21:48 <@NinjaStyle> look at my twtter 21:48 < gnupluslinux> "poopin" 21:48 < gnupluslinux> "wipin" 21:48 < gnupluslinux> "fightin" 21:48 < Psi-Jack> I pretty much msotly only IRC, run my website which is a linux-help site, blog, and unused forum. 21:48 < GreyKite> NinjaStyle: when did you get op'd? 21:49 < gnupluslinux> he's always been op'd 21:49 < GreyKite> really? 21:49 < gnupluslinux> yeh 21:49 < Heresiarch> yup 21:49 < GreyKite> huh, I've never seen NinjaStyle rock the @ or kick anyone before 21:49 <@NinjaStyle> nah, i have only had it for a few days, idk why it hasnt been ripped from my hands yet 21:49 < Psi-Jack> heh 21:49 < Hatter> must be an oversight 21:49 <@NinjaStyle> usually cryptic1 breaks my tiny heart 21:49 < Psi-Jack> But cryptic1 didn't pull it. 21:49 < GreyKite> I could see that bot doing something likethat 21:50 < Hatter> NinjaStyle: you might want to get your kicks in while you get the chance 21:50 < Psi-Jack> In fact... NinjaStyle kicked a nick flooder, precise. ;) 21:50 < Hatter> not me though, that would be too obvious 21:50 <@NinjaStyle> i did 21:50 <@NinjaStyle> i am a fair tyrant 21:50 < gnupluslinux> did ya kick precise 21:50 <@NinjaStyle> he made me 21:50 < gnupluslinux> clearly not since that tab worked 21:50 < Psi-Jack> Right in the nads. 21:50 <@cryptic1> did someone page me? 21:50 < GreyKite> well, precise usually is asking for it 21:50 < Hatter> cryptic1: go back to work please 21:50 <@NinjaStyle> cryptic1: go away! 21:50 < gnupluslinux> cryptic1, back tow ork 21:50 < GreyKite> gnupluslinux: he auto rejoins 21:50 <@NinjaStyle> cryptic1: <3 21:51 < GreyKite> cryptic1: Back to work! 21:51 < gnupluslinux> kinda want to pick up a stout on the way home. rogue made a pretty nice one 21:51 * cryptic1 goes away 21:51 < gnupluslinux> there was a s'mores one too but i forget who made it 21:51 <@NinjaStyle> i miss that guy 21:51 < gnupluslinux> i don't 21:51 <@NinjaStyle> :( 21:52 < gnupluslinux> eh doesn't kill aleins and is afriad of everything 21:52 <@NinjaStyle> trump kills a 21:53 <+CheckYourSix> Blah, installing window AC units is a pain in the ass. I don't want to do it. No choice though 21:53 < GreyKite> CheckYourSix: your house? 21:53 <+CheckYourSix> Apartment 21:53 < GreyKite> gross 21:53 <+CheckYourSix> It's gonna hit 86 degrees tomorrow 21:53 < GreyKite> why can't you make the maintenance guy do it? 21:54 <+CheckYourSix> They don't take care of that 21:54 <@NinjaStyle> window ac is a pita unless you really cstom cut a frame for it 21:54 < Heresiarch> how would an apt not cover having AC installed? 21:54 < Psi-Jack> CheckYourSix: Oh, don't be a baby. It's already over that here. LOL 21:54 <+CheckYourSix> Today is perfect. 75 degrees, 15 mph winds, 13% humidity. Why can't every day be like this? 21:54 < xtensive> Do you participate in twitter or just use it as a news feed of sorts NinjaStyle ? 21:54 < gnupluslinux> .w irvine, ca 21:54 <@NinjaStyle> xtensive: usually i just lurk 21:54 < Psi-Jack> I still don't know what this twitter is. LOL 21:54 <@NinjaStyle> retweet sometimes 21:54 <+CheckYourSix> Psi-Jack: Well you enjoy that miserable heat. I'll enjoy winters a lot more. I like when it's 10-20 degrees all winter 21:55 < JFDkthx> grrr 21:55 < Psi-Jack> CheckYourSix: Actually I hate summer. LOL 21:55 <@JollyRgrs> CheckYourSix: 10-20 C or F? 21:55 < gnupluslinux> 10-20 degrees all winter 21:55 < JFDkthx> developers buying 6 year old graphics cards and wanting me to replace the nice new cuda cards in their machines 21:55 <+CheckYourSix> JollyRgrs: F 21:55 < gnupluslinux> you mean C rite 21:55 < gnupluslinux> right! 21:55 <@JollyRgrs> ok 21:55 < gnupluslinux> RIGHT?!?! 21:55 < R-TypeEman> i never bothered taking my windowshakers out last winter, too much effort 21:55 <@JollyRgrs> 10-20 F is nice 21:55 < JFDkthx> fucking idiots 21:55 <+CheckYourSix> gnupluslinux: F 21:55 <+CheckYourSix> What do you think this is, Europe? 21:55 < gnupluslinux> what kinda fucking monster willingly lives in such a frosted hell hole 21:56 <+CheckYourSix> JollyRgrs: That means the snow sticks any time it comes 21:56 < Hatter> speaking of, I play that new SnowPUnk game, it seems pretty good so far 21:56 * gnupluslinux puts back on his jacket and steps outside into the 60F sun 21:56 < Heresiarch> gnupluslinux: ...ones who actually like having seasons. 21:56 <@JollyRgrs> 60F? luckeeeeee 21:56 <+CheckYourSix> gnupluslinux: Who the fuck lives in the misery known as Florida? Humidity and disgusting heat for 10 months of the year 21:56 < GreyKite> I'm comfortable between 85F and 110F 21:56 < Psi-Jack> Imagine living in Alaska. 21:56 <@JollyRgrs> CheckYourSix: some people do :( 21:56 < gnupluslinux> CheckYourSix, nah im in socal so its just dry heat 21:56 < Psi-Jack> Where just being outside without a coat on, will kill you in minutes. 21:56 < GreyKite> Psi-Jack: fuck that, I like the sun 21:56 < Hatter> Psi-Jack: I'm imagining it, now what 21:56 <+CheckYourSix> JollyRgrs: I know. You and czarbomba are crazy 21:56 < Psi-Jack> heh 21:57 < Heresiarch> Psi-Jack: not necessarily. AK's been getting occasional 80s/90s during the past few summers. 21:57 < AnimalFarmPig> Just got out of our kind-of-monthly team meeting / bullshitting / news update. Apparently our company is putting bare metal server provisioning on the blockchain. 21:57 <@JollyRgrs> not crazy... just haven't gotten smart enough 21:57 < gnupluslinux> AnimalFarmPig, ya... fuckin what now? 21:57 <+CheckYourSix> I don't want to be drenched in sweat before I get to my car... 21:57 < Psi-Jack> Heresiarch: Sure. In the "summer", but in the Winter, no chance. 21:57 < AnimalFarmPig> gnupluslinux: bare metal server provisioning ON THE BLOCKCHAIN 21:57 < Heresiarch> Psi-Jack: true enough. 21:57 < AnimalFarmPig> crazy 21:57 < gnupluslinux> but... why 21:57 < AnimalFarmPig> :shrug: 21:57 < gnupluslinux> what possible advantage does that give 21:57 <@JollyRgrs> CheckYourSix: what? you don't want to shower AGAIN just b/c you walked outside? 21:57 < AnimalFarmPig> I think it's a sales thing 21:57 < Heresiarch> AnimalFarmPig: ...wat. 21:57 < GreyKite> AnimalFarmPig: huh? 21:57 < gnupluslinux> what fucking chain you using 21:57 < gnupluslinux> just... fucking what? 21:58 < AnimalFarmPig> we're bidding for some kind of contract to be provisioning partner for something 21:58 < Psi-Jack> Does everything have to be fucking with you, gnupluslinux ? 21:58 < gnupluslinux> i know you can, i've stored shit in random coins before but dafuq 21:58 < gnupluslinux> Psi-Jack, fuck 21:58 < GreyKite> AnimalFarmPig: which of us has been drinking? 21:58 <+CheckYourSix> JollyRgrs: I've been in Florida multiple weeks at a time, all of them in the summer. It was misery if you weren't in the water or the AC. 21:58 < AnimalFarmPig> GreyKite: both? 21:58 < Psi-Jack> CheckYourSix: Heh. I'm in Florida now. 21:58 < GreyKite> AnimalFarmPig: oof, luck 21:58 <@JollyRgrs> 6am wake up 6am snooze.... repeat until almost 7... wake up, poop, shower, maybe grab an edible something to eat 21:58 < Heresiarch> Psi-Jack: run. Run while you still can. 21:58 < AnimalFarmPig> the blockchain bit is apparently supposed to store record of steps taken in provisioning, so immutability, etc. 21:58 <@JollyRgrs> by 8am... walk outside, get sweaty just walking to car 21:59 < AnimalFarmPig> but, I think it's mostly just marketing 21:59 < gnupluslinux> Psi-Jack, doES eVeRYtHinG hAVe tO Be fUCkiNg wiTh yOu gNuPlUsliNUx? 21:59 <@JollyRgrs> CheckYourSix: water or AC? even in a car with AC if you are back seat and sun is on your window you are screwed 21:59 < GreyKite> AnimalFarmPig: oh good, you don't actually have to do anything with it then, you can just tell the sales guys that you did 21:59 < Heresiarch> FL is for old people and NYers who bitch about the heat. 21:59 <@JollyRgrs> also being in water in sun is not so fun either for too long of time 21:59 < tsarbomba> anyone here go by the title "cleric of wakanda"? 21:59 <+CheckYourSix> JollyRgrs: Yeah, I know 21:59 < gnupluslinux> really though, i'm probably a bit burnt from hearing blockchain for the last month or so 21:59 < AnimalFarmPig> GreyKite: it's the perfect sales move 21:59 < gnupluslinux> guess its really getting pushed somewhere 21:59 <@JollyRgrs> tsarbomba: no, but my alter ego does? 22:00 < AnimalFarmPig> I don't have to do anything. It's apparently some contractor coming in who is going to do it. 22:00 <@JollyRgrs> gnupluslinux: you hear about the new blockchain IRC client? 22:00 < tsarbomba> apparently i need to see black panther before seeing infinity wars 22:00 < gnupluslinux> JollyRgrs, i wouldnt be surprised to find someone made one 22:00 <@JollyRgrs> each message is saved in the blockchain and shared out before the next one 22:00 < Heresiarch> tsarbomba: yes, yes, you do. 22:00 < gnupluslinux> basically 22:00 < tsarbomba> it would be helpful if that fucker were out on bluray 22:00 <@JollyRgrs> tsarbomba: oh yeah, i gotta see BP as well 22:00 <@JollyRgrs> it is 22:00 <@JollyRgrs> isn't it? 22:00 < tsarbomba> is it? 22:00 <@JollyRgrs> no wait, it was in theaters when i was in canada... i almost saw it then 22:01 < Heresiarch> I think BP is coming out on bluray in the next few weeks. 22:01 < tsarbomba> i just read an article yesterday talking about a future release date 22:01 < tsarbomba> and i don't have on demand 22:01 <@JollyRgrs> i get that confused b/c i never get to see movies in theater anymore :P 22:01 < tsarbomba> i should just steal the best TS i can find 22:01 < tsarbomba> assuming there aren't already web-dls out 22:01 < tsarbomba> maybe the dollar theaters hvae it 22:01 <@JollyRgrs> tsarbomba: this is the worst time if you aren't doing newsbins 22:02 < gnupluslinux> Heresiarch, already? could've sworn it was still in theaters 22:02 < tsarbomba> yeah i let the private trackers do the heavy lifting 22:02 <@JollyRgrs> torrents will be a letter to your mailbox about copyright notice 22:02 < tsarbomba> got so much ratio to burn it's not even a thang 22:02 <@JollyRgrs> BP on digital 5/8 on DVD/BR on 5/15 22:02 < tsarbomba> two years uploading F1 world feed streams, time to kick back and collect 22:03 < tsarbomba> dang no web-dls til next week 22:03 < Heresiarch> that's not bad. BP has been in theaters for a while, and as well as it did I can see Disneyvel slamming the gas on getting it out to disc/VOD. 22:04 <@JollyRgrs> I 22:04 <@JollyRgrs> I JUST DIED IN YOUR ARMS TONIGHT 22:04 <@NinjaStyle> :( 22:04 <@JollyRgrs> Heresiarch: you mean Disneyvelwars 22:05 < tsarbomba> the disneyvel cinematic princess universe 22:05 < tsarbomba> avengers vs. prince charming 22:05 < alazare619> just pirate black panther like a real irc user via xdcc 22:05 <@JollyRgrs> also... would disney ever "vault" marvel/SW? or will they only vault their "prized" animated movies? 22:05 < alazare619> on efnet 22:05 <@JollyRgrs> lol @ cinematic princess universe 22:05 < Heresiarch> JollyRgrs: That's Disneyvelarts. 22:05 < JFDkthx> s/ARMS/ASS 22:05 <+layer-eight> [SED JFDkthx/JollyRgrs] I JUST DIED IN YOUR ASS TONIGHT 22:05 < Heresiarch> ... 22:05 < JFDkthx> its diffrint 22:05 < Heresiarch> that sounds...messy. 22:05 <+TuxedoJack> He's the Sparrow Prince? 22:05 < JFDkthx> why the new one. 22:06 <+TuxedoJack> Or Cattatterfish? 22:06 < JFDkthx> disneywarvels sounds better 22:06 < JFDkthx> marneywars 22:06 < Heresiarch> JollyRgrs: they only vault the racist stuff...or stuff that won't make them any money. 22:06 <@JollyRgrs> Heresiarch: they need to bring back song of the south! 22:06 < tsarbomba> oh shit the disney princess tv show is still on 22:07 < tsarbomba> this is totally doable 22:07 < tsarbomba> iron man hooks up with mulan 22:07 < gnupluslinux> wat 22:07 < alazare619> -___- 22:07 < alazare619> does this mean ironman will now be in kingdom of hearts? 22:07 < JFDkthx> gnupluslinux: tsarbomba is reading his fanfic 22:07 < tsarbomba> s/reading/writing 22:07 <+layer-eight> [SED tsarbomba/JFDkthx] gnupluslinux: tsarbomba is writing his fanfic 22:07 < JFDkthx> oh great 22:07 < JFDkthx> im leaving now 22:07 < JFDkthx> thanks a lot dragonfleas 22:08 < alazare619> and hulk can hulksmash snowwhite and the 7 dwarfs 22:08 < tsarbomba> if disney doesn't get on this shit i will totally write an MCU/disney princess crossover 22:08 < gnupluslinux> mfw tsarbomba has yellow fever and tony stark is his mary sue 22:08 < Heresiarch> alazare619: considering the amalgamation of fandoms already present in KH, you're not on a high moral ground for another one getting added. 22:08 < tsarbomba> who says i'm not going after stark's sweet rearend next, gnupluslinux? 22:08 < gnupluslinux> ogodno 22:09 < gnupluslinux> .yt michael scott nooooooo 22:09 < gnupluslinux> what in the hell can layer-eight still do damn 22:09 < tsarbomba> did millerboss break layer-eight again? 22:10 < gnupluslinux> dunno, keeps pm'ing me that it can't do something 22:10 < Sousapro> darn it MillerBoss. no spooning layer-8 22:10 < MillerBoss> YouTube Search is non existent at this time. 22:10 < JFDkthx> FIX IT REEEEEEE 22:11 <+DomLS3> MillerBoss: fix it 22:11 <+DomLS3> tf wrong with you 22:11 <+DomLS3> we need it 22:11 < MillerBoss> Don't make me rename it back to layer-yourmom so you can cry 22:11 <+DomLS3> I didn't cry 22:11 <+DomLS3> tsarbombs cried 22:11 <+DomLS3> big time 22:11 < MillerBoss> Figures 22:21 < corn266> .bofh 22:21 <+layer-eight> BOFH ..disk or the processor is on fire. 22:21 < dragonfleas> JFDkthx, what's up 22:21 < dragonfleas> 1803 is strange 22:21 < dragonfleas> multiple desktops like linux now? 22:22 < corn266> "like linux now" 22:22 < corn266> the microsoft mantra 22:23 < grumplestiltzkin> is it monday? 22:23 < corn266> let's check 22:23 < corn266> .yt friday 22:23 < corn266> yep it's monday 22:25 < Heresiarch> it is pre-wednesday, my dudes. 22:26 <+AnonymooseWork> lol heres 22:26 < estranger> TGIF! 22:26 < abakedapplepie> i just had a wind gust blow all the celing tiles out in my office 22:26 < dragonfleas> it's hump day eve 22:26 < abakedapplepie> neat 22:26 <+AnonymooseWork> i think I finally found a clue about why my hybrid is not working 22:26 < dragonfleas> my friday is tomorrow 22:26 < dragonfleas> because vacation 22:26 < dragonfleas> <3 22:27 < corn266> Does the luks crypto-header whatever file get copied over if `dd if=/dev/mapper/luks... | gzip -9 > /mnt/backup/something.img.gz` ? 22:27 <+AnonymooseWork> 'the destination in the edge route did not match any configured server and cannot be used for request uri routing' source:local pool server destination: sipfed.online.lync.com 22:28 < tsarbomba> ugh. brasero has fucked up for the last time 22:30 < tsarbomba> holy shit does k3b need a lot of dependencies 22:31 < NPCGuard> tsarbomba wow using Loonax 22:31 <@NinjaStyle> man wtf 22:32 <@NinjaStyle> this tool makes no sense 22:32 < tsarbomba> npc i was using linux when you were still nothing more than a swimmer in yr daddy's nutsack 22:33 < felda> LMAO talk about gatekeep trash 22:33 < tsarbomba> i think felda is experiencing packet loss between his brain and his fingers 22:34 < felda> tsarbomba why don't you go find Richard Stallman to help you with that Linux problem? 22:37 < tsarbomba> it's a gnu problem. linux is the kernel 22:37 < tsarbomba> shouldn't you get back to your bootleg cisco equipment 22:38 < tsarbomba> and don't tell me you're stuck, either. i offered to give you a free console cable as long as you did the dance of the seven veils with "PFSENSE RULES" spray-painted across your man-teats 22:39 <@NinjaStyle> i think paramiko just sucks 22:39 < sadbox> NinjaStyle: valid observation 22:39 < Heresiarch> sadbox: ++ 22:40 < Heresiarch> isn't there a non-paramiko lib in python by now? 22:40 < sadbox> I have seen zero projects that don't give up and move back to shelling out to SSH 22:40 <@NinjaStyle> idk, im using someone else project and its frustrating 22:40 <@NinjaStyle> im legit considering writing my own 22:41 < AnimalFarmPig> what are you working on NinjaStyle? 22:42 <@NinjaStyle> trying to learn ios pentesting 22:42 < AnimalFarmPig> trying to use Ansible to manage Cisco equipment over a terminal server? 22:42 < AnimalFarmPig> oh 22:42 <@NinjaStyle> and im using a tool called needle 22:42 <@NinjaStyle> and its buggy as fuck 22:42 < AnimalFarmPig> I saw Cisco and paramiko next to each other 22:42 < felda> lmao 22:44 < AnimalFarmPig> according to coworker who has been fighting with it for the last several months, it's an enormous PITA 22:44 <@NinjaStyle> i think i might rewrite this in golang 22:44 < AnimalFarmPig> ansible expects ssh to be ssh, not an ssh connection to a terminal server, which causes all kinds of problems 22:53 <@JollyRgrs> NinjaStyle: re-write it in golong 22:53 < Heresiarch> or expect. 22:53 <@JollyRgrs> where your variables are named things like OMAHA 22:53 <@JollyRgrs> and OMAHA 22:53 <@JollyRgrs> and BLUE42 22:53 <@NinjaStyle> i already started writing it in go 22:54 < felda> I name all of my servers after JollyRgrs ex girlfriends 22:54 <@JollyRgrs> felda: you don't have many servers, do you? 22:54 < felda> less than 1 22:55 < grumplestiltzkin> you should name servers after hawaiian fish 22:55 <@JollyRgrs> grumplestiltzkin: like the state fish? 22:55 * JollyRgrs isn't going to type it but knows how to spell it 22:55 < grumplestiltzkin> that would probably a DC 22:56 <@JollyRgrs> humahumanukanukaapua'a i think 22:56 < Sousapro> Humuhumunukunukuapua`a01 22:56 < Sousapro> Humuhumunukunukuapua`a02 22:56 < Sousapro> lol 22:57 < Sousapro> cname alias stupidfish01 22:57 < Sousapro> :P 22:57 <@JollyRgrs> what.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yw41JfzsqzU 22:57 <+layer-eight> * JollyRgrs → Humuhumunukunukuapua'a - Ashley Tisdale - YouTube 22:58 <@JollyRgrs> O 22:58 <@JollyRgrs> M 22:58 <@JollyRgrs> G 22:59 < Nightcinder> oculus pls 23:00 < Nightcinder> no IPD slider in the go 23:00 < Daiwo> !seen Kaixxl 23:01 < tsarbomba> video editing by helen keller, jollyrgrs? 23:02 < Nightcinder> One of our testers reports an above-average IPD of 69mm, and his comfort issues with misaligned images in the headset were a deal-breaker. The system's "glasses spacer," which pushes the screen a bit farther from your face to make room for bulky glasses, helped a little in his case, but not enough. Oculus representatives confirmed to Ars that the company has no plans to implement a software tweak for affected users. 23:02 < Nightcinder> gj i have 70mm 23:05 < onicrom> we have 80 users, how many people would you say is sufficient to support them 23:06 < onicrom> 3? 23:06 < Heresiarch> onicrom: how much process automation? 23:07 < Heresiarch> and how many requests from those users on average? 23:07 < onicrom> a decent amount of automation, but there is still a lot of hand holding 23:07 < onicrom> we try and enforce ticket creation but its tough 23:08 < onicrom> i would say its 1 perons full time job to do nothing more than adhoc requests...which i really dont want him doing 23:08 < Heresiarch> probably 3-5, depending on request volume. 23:09 < onicrom> i was kinda feeling like 3 was bare minimum ya 23:10 < Hatter> JollyRgrs: hey that's the hawaiian state fish 23:11 < Heresiarch> if you had a fair amount automated (e.g. on/offboarding, user hw provision/config, SSO on apps), you might be able to get away with a max of 3. As it is, 3 is probably a minimum. 23:11 < onicrom> the other tough bit is that 2 of the 3 are also doing server/network stuff 23:12 < onicrom> 500+ servers few dozen network devices, sans, cloud etc etc 23:12 < Heresiarch> oh, yeah. You 23:12 < Heresiarch> you're talking 3-5 easy. 23:12 < Heresiarch> (again, depending on level of automation) 23:13 < onicrom> server automation stuff is i would say 80ish % there 23:13 < onicrom> whereas desktop stuff is more like 60 23:15 < MillerBoss> Whats going on with these 500+ servers? 23:16 < onicrom> what mean 23:16 < MillerBoss> I wish I had only servers to manage and no users 23:16 < onicrom> dont we all 23:18 < Jagster`> i only have servers but i still have users 23:18 < Jagster`> even if they're more technical 23:22 < Hatter> why is ashley tisdale singing about hawaiian fish 23:23 < xe0n> titsdale 23:24 < xamithan> I feel sorry for people on comcast 23:26 < xamithan> Doubling internet speeds for people with TV service, while keeping the same 1TB Cap 23:29 < MillerBoss> https://xcp-ng.github.io/news/2018/03/31/first-xcp-ng-release.html 23:29 <+layer-eight> * MillerBoss → First XCP-ng release | XCP-ng 23:31 < MillerBoss> Looks like 7.4 removed features from the free version https://www.citrix.com/content/dam/citrix/en_us/documents/product-overview/citrix-xenserver-feature-matrix.pdf and comes out XCP-ng with more features 23:31 <+layer-eight> * MillerBoss → APPLICATION/PDF Document, 306,826 bytes 23:31 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> Welp, no one's gonna upgrade now. 23:33 < MillerBoss> I guess some of those features were removed in 7.3 https://xenserver.org/blog/entry/xenserver-7-3-changes-to-the-free-edition.html 23:33 <+layer-eight> * MillerBoss → XenServer 7.3: Changes to the Free Edition - Virtualization Blog 23:37 < MillerBoss> I have a small deployment of XenServer. Just to have a leg into it to know how it works and all. 23:39 < xamithan> Why doesn't xen have a webgui yet 23:39 < xamithan> or even a linux client 23:40 < tsarbomba> i think i'm going to stealth-drop ansible into our dev network 23:40 < MillerBoss> See XCP-ng blog post. Also https://xen-orchestra.com/blog/xcp-ng-first-release/ 23:40 < tsarbomba> use it to spin up a few servers in a flash, see if i can't convince TPTB to do it for prod too 23:40 <+layer-eight> * MillerBoss → XCP-ng first release landed 23:43 < MillerBoss> Forked XenCenter https://github.com/xcp-ng/xenadmin 23:43 <+layer-eight> * MillerBoss → GitHub → xcp-ng → xenadmin → XCP-ng Center, the Windows management console for XCP-ng and XenServer → @ ~ 7 days ago → Forked → C# → ✡ 18 → Forks: 1 → ☹ 12 23:44 < MillerBoss> I really like that GitHub output from the bot 23:47 <+DomLS3> MillerBoss: get rekt: http://play.typeracer.com/?rt=1qa945v4tp 23:47 <+layer-eight> * DomLS3 → TypeRacer - Test your typing speed and learn to type faster. Free typing game and competition. Way more fun than a typing tutor! 23:48 * tsarbomba smacks the bejeezus out of millerboss 23:48 < tsarbomba> you killed yt functionality for github? 23:49 < tsarbomba> THAT'S IT. BACK INTO YOUR QUARRY, YOUNG MAN. 23:49 < tsarbomba> btw holy shit k3b smokes brasero in so many ways 23:50 < tsarbomba> the number of libs it has to download if you're not running kde is kind of ridiculous, but still 23:53 <+DomLS3> you mfs can't type for shit 23:53 <+DomLS3> 19 and 38 wpm 23:54 < MillerBoss> Yeah so? 23:54 < MillerBoss> :P 23:54 <+DomLS3> it's fun though lol 23:55 < MillerBoss> So was your mom 23:55 <+DomLS3> oof 23:57 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> I learned to type with my thumbs only. 23:57 <+DomLS3> s/thumbs/penis 23:57 <+layer-eight> [SED DomLS3/SysAdminGoneCraZ] I learned to type with my penis only. 23:57 <+DomLS3> I don't like the new layer-eight 23:57 < MillerBoss> Maybe make real world sentences and I could do better. 23:57 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> lol 23:57 <+DomLS3> They are quotes from movies and books and stuff lol --- Log closed Wed May 02 00:00:05 2018