--- Log opened Thu May 03 00:00:06 2018
00:02 < GreyKite> SysAdminGoneCraZ: that's a bold move, let me know how that all plays out
00:03 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> GreyKite: Will do. I'm expecting phone calls, but we'll see what happens
00:04 < GreyKite> SysAdminGoneCraZ: does new guy at least have the chops or is he a dick AND clueless?
00:04 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> Ehh, he has SOME skills but he was hired as a helpdesk position, not sysadmin.
00:05 < GreyKite> I mean, I talk shit about one of our desktop engineers but only because his skillset isn't really in the technical side of things. He would be an incredible IT project manager
00:06 <+hxcsp> SysAdminGoneCraZ: so the helpdesk guy is not IT Director?
00:07 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> Yeah, but even though I was the IT Director, I still got my hands dirty in a lot of the background stuff.
00:07 <+hxcsp> now*
00:07 < xe0n> morning
00:07 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> hxcsp: Nope, he's just a stepping into the role as a temp. replacement.
00:07 <+hxcsp> i see
00:07 < Gencade`> .bofh
00:07 <+layer-eight> BOFH Transient bus protocol violation
00:08 < GreyKite> SysAdminGoneCraZ: wild
00:09 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> hxcsp: Basically, I trained him enough to know what how the place works, but he doesn't have the skills to really evolve or think outside of the box to fix something. If he can't google the answer, he comes to me looking for instructions or guidence.
00:09 < GreyKite> after our CTO said "we want higher turnover." "it might be best to look at advancing your career outside the company" and the hiring number are WAY heavy in eastern eu and asia, the writing is on the wall, they are outsourcing and I'm looking
00:09 <+hxcsp> so thats why hes on helpdesk :P
00:09 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> hxcsp: Precisely.
00:09 < Gencade`> s/helpdesk/helldesk
00:09 <+layer-eight> [SED Gencade`/hxcsp] so thats why hes on helldesk :P
00:10 < Gencade`> .origins
00:10 <+layer-eight> I have private messaged you my origin story, Gencade`
00:10 <+hxcsp> i was kind of in teh same position
00:10 <+hxcsp> was helpdesk. then manager quit. they made me manager
00:10 <+hxcsp> held it for 2 years until i realised it was soul sucking
00:10 <+hxcsp> good for my resume and though
00:10 < Gencade`> helpdesk is good for showing  you can work with people.
00:10 < Gencade`> but that's honestly it
00:11 <+hxcsp> mine was more of a NOC/ISP Helpdesk
00:11 < Gencade`> I did helpdesk my junior and senior year of highschool for my highschool
00:11 <+hxcsp> so i started with a bunch of server experience which helped a ton down the road
00:11 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> The funny thing is, I was SO willing to teach him more. But he grew arrogant with the whole "I can run this place better" attitude towards the end. I simply shrugged my shoulders and let him have it. In the same condition I got it. With a blank slate. Shook his hand and said best of luck.
00:11 <+hxcsp> server/networking exp
00:11 < Gencade`> made me hate teachers I already hated even more
00:12 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> Oh ... and he deleted the scripts.
00:12 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> Automation scripts.
00:12 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> For backups, FTP file transfers and some other shit that other angcies depends on
00:13 < Gencade`> http://i.imgur.com/JGYSRXf.gif
00:13 <+layer-eight> * Gencade` →  IMAGE/GIF Document, 3,600,395 bytes
00:13 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> No biggie, Just go in and restore from folder history.
00:13 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> He doesn't know how to do that.
00:13 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> He doesn't know he CAN do that.
00:13 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> I an't gonna tel lhim
00:13 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> lol
00:13 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> I just said "Oh man, you're gonna have to rebuild everything"
00:14 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> It's cool because more of the scripts are weekly, so he has until next monday before people start looking for him
00:14 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> lol
00:14 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> Ohhhh wellllll
00:14 <+hxcsp> why would he delete the scripts thouigh
00:14 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> more = most*
00:14 < Gencade`> hxcsp: to feel powerful
00:14 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> hxcsp: He thought he was deleting files from the replication server on an archived folder.
00:14 < Gencade`> like i don't need your shit
00:14 <+hxcsp> lol
00:15 <+hxcsp> the guy here i replaced was having a hard time setting up a linux server for nagios to monitor the network
00:15 <+hxcsp> he didnt even get to the nagios part.  Couldnt figure out how to get anything done after he installed
00:15 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> hxcsp: His logic? "Oh, it's the replication server so I can practice on this since everything gets backed up to it and everything is good!"
00:15 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> hxcsp: I just left him be lol
00:15 <+hxcsp> SysAdminGoneCraZ: practice on production great
00:15 < Gencade`> hxcsp: I would be impressed if those kinds of people could even harden a server correctly.
00:15 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> hxcsp: Rememeber "he could do better" lol
00:16 <+hxcsp> SysAdminGoneCraZ: and where was this? I could use the salary of an IT Director right about now
00:16 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> hxcsp: Maryland. But this is Stat Goc, so the pay doesn't reflect the title
00:16 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> I'm hopeing the title helps me in the future.
00:16 <+hxcsp> you lost me at maryland
00:16 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> hxcsp: Exactly lol
00:17 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> But whatever, on to bigger and better.
00:18 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> I left on excellent terms, the executive director wrote me a letter of recommendation, people even threw me a goodbye breakfast. So I'm good.
00:18 < Gencade`> SysAdminGoneCraZ: like doughnut breakfast or bacon and eggs
00:19 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> Gencade`: Like, bacon, eggs, bagels with cream cheese, and a whole bunch of other stuff.
00:19 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> 50ish people showed up? Honestly, it was probably because of the food, but it was cool
00:19 < Gencade`> is there a good place you can order breakfast for dinner
00:19 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> Okay no, 50ish is a lie. More like 30
00:20 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> Gencade`: Denny's? lol
00:20 < Gencade`> I don't even know if I have a Denny's in springfield
00:20 < Gencade`> lemme check
00:21 < Gencade`> Have one, but it's on the southern side of town
00:22 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> I think tomorrow I'll go to the Mall and walk around like those old people.
00:22 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> Maybe feed some birds at the park
00:22 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> Grow a thicker beard.
00:23 < Gencade`> SysAdminGoneCraZ: naw go to the club
00:23 < Gencade`> quit showing your age
00:24 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> LOL I'm only 33
00:24 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> That's 47 in nerd years though ;\
00:24 < Gencade`> what's the ratio of years to nerd years
00:25 < Gencade`> 1:1.4?
00:26 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> Aounds about right
00:29 <+hxcsp> today is the 5 year anniversary of Jeff Hanneman's death. RIP.
00:30 < Gencade`> Cambridge analytica seems to have shut down
00:30 < Gencade`> but is expected to resurface under a different name
00:31 < admiralspark> SysAdminGoneCraZ: so are you really gonna be a streamer only?
00:31 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> admiralspark: Nah, I wish lol
00:31 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> admiralspark: That's stuff's for the youngin's
00:31 < admiralspark> hahahah
00:31 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> I love IT too much to give it up
00:32 < admiralspark> Could always be a side hustle
00:34 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> Yeah, but I don't have the character. Need one of those to REALLY make it lol
00:35 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> Then again ... I do have that wife bikini idea.
00:35 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> So who knows
00:35 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> lol
00:35 < admiralspark> haha
00:35 < admiralspark> it's a potential money making deal
00:35 < admiralspark> until she figures it out and you have to pay for it
00:40 < sammm> hey, which NAS do people recommend for about 20tb of storage, not super expensive, doesn't need to be amazing
00:40 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> It'll be too late by then and I'd already have a lambo from striking it rich.
00:40 < mkillebrew> it depends on the purpose
00:40 < mkillebrew> you need spinning rust, or SSD?
00:41 < mkillebrew> What kind of redundancy, snapshotting, cloning, DR consideration?
00:42 < Gencade`> is it friday yet
00:43 < sammm> mkillebrew: spinning rust is fine, going to be storing 1 week of on prem backups , mirroring it to s3 with veeam
00:43 < Zrane> Veeam is much happier with a windows server as a backup target than it is with a NAS.
00:43 < mkillebrew> how about QNAP?
00:44 < mkillebrew> I believe that even integrades with S3 as it stands
00:44 < mkillebrew> otherwise, FreeNAS it up on whatever
00:44 < sammm> those are the two optons I've been tossing up
00:44 < Zrane> sammm, in your shoes, I'd just get a windows box with a couple of sockets and hook a DAS up to it.
00:45 < sammm> currently we hav ea smaller qnap but the s3 app has some weird issue where it gets bogged down to 20kbits up to s3
00:45 < sammm> 500mbit link.... networking engineer said it's the NIC :^(
00:46 < mkillebrew> QNAP if you want a "it just works" and FreeNAS if you want more flexibility and commodity hardware
00:47 < mkillebrew> you'll just work more to get FreeNAS going, but can always also colo another FreeNAS and send ZFS snaps
00:50 < sammm> tempted to go freenas
00:50 < sammm> i've got one running at home so i know what i'm in for
00:53 < mkillebrew> doit
00:54 < Gencade`> Fedora 28 came out
00:54 < Gencade`> anyone try it?
01:00 < Casteil> https://i.imgur.com/rO0CYqZ.jpg < made a little friend tonight
01:00 <+layer-eight> * Casteil →  IMAGE/JPEG Document, 326,927 bytes
01:00 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> That's cool
01:02 < admiralspark> hmmm
01:02 < admiralspark> which one of you was pushing ix.io last week?
01:02 < admiralspark> trying to remember the alias that was mentioned
01:08 < admiralspark> nvm, using their 'client' instead
01:19 < m4221> So, I have to select the printer I want to print to in order to print????
01:23 < m4221> McDonaldsWiFi:
01:23 < ayeitzabee> Yeet
01:25 < Casteil> aww yeah we got some shit comin at us
01:25 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> Casteil: A bear?!
01:25 < Casteil> storms
01:25 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> Oh lol
01:37 < jaelae> they messed up at work
01:37 < jaelae> and overpaid us
01:38 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> Damn
01:38 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> Damn accounting nerds.
01:39 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> jaelae: How did that happen?
01:39 < jaelae> well our paycheck was normal but the expense amount was double
01:39 < jaelae> they said sorry we will take it back
01:40 < enix> BUY BUY BUY
01:40 < xamithan> Don't sign that form letting them take it back,  stand your ground
01:40 < jaelae> i cant do anything
01:40 < jaelae> they pull it back automatically
01:40 < xamithan> That is illegal
01:40 < jaelae> im sure i ssigned my life away
01:40 < jaelae> they deposit and do an ACR to pull funds back i guess
01:40 < jaelae> its NJ i have no rights
01:40 < xamithan> Sure you do,  you might have signed them away when you got hired and not know though
01:44 < scwizard> ugg
01:44 < scwizard> just got home
01:44 < scwizard> and now i need to update my resume
01:45 < scwizard> because this recruiter asshole is saying he wants to send it out like tommorow morning
01:45 < xamithan> Probably just has a meeting with a company and wants to take it
01:46 < xamithan> Then they ghost you
01:46 < Gencade> xamithan, nazi
01:46 < scwizard> yeah prob
01:47 < xamithan> Got a meeting with a recruiter tomorrow too
01:47 < scwizard> i dont' wanna polish my resume
01:47 < scwizard> i want to play video games
01:47 < Gencade> scwizard, what game?
01:47 < xamithan> Hire someone to do it for ya
01:47 < xamithan> fiverr
01:47 < czarbomba> s/resume/knob
01:48 < jaelae>  recruiters are go go go
01:48 <+layer-eight> [SED czarbomba/scwizard] i dont' wanna polish my knob
01:48 < Gencade> s/don't/do
01:48 < scwizard> Gencade: https://store.steampowered.com/app/315460/Dig_or_Die/
01:48 <+layer-eight> * scwizard →  Dig or Die on Steam
01:48 < scwizard> not a very popular game but it's a sorta hidden gem
01:48 < Gencade> you could always watch anime
01:48 < scwizard> the world has a sense of wonder in it that's missing from terraria or starbound
01:48 < Gencade> it's what I do when I want to avoid life's responsibilities
01:49 < scwizard> i used to be into anime back in college
01:49 < MillerBoss> .tell Gencade to fuck right off
01:49 < scwizard> oh also dig or die is done by just one dude
01:49 < Gencade> MillerBoss, who are you again?
01:49 < MillerBoss> Lol I think that PMs you
01:49 < czarbomba> the mockingbirds are out and they are in full-on protection mode
01:49 < Gencade> .:layer-eight:. to fuck right off
01:49 < Gencade> lmao
01:49 < scwizard> who's a total nerd because the title sucks and the marketting sucks and the art is kinda meh
01:49 < czarbomba> i just watched my neighbor run down the street waving wildly over her head
01:49 < czarbomba> i thought she was being attacked by bees and then i saw a black streak come from the tree
01:49 <+TuxedoJack> Is 1/8th-inch-thick Plexiglass thick enough to use for a terrarium wall?
01:50 < scwizard> but nooo
01:50 < scwizard> i need to polish my resume
01:50 <+TuxedoJack> Going to go 26x20x72 for it
01:50 < Gencade> I'm gonna watch bleach - Never watched it before
01:50 < Gencade> I need something to tide me over for the next episode of my hero academia
01:50 <+TuxedoJack> Bottom's going to be sturdy, just need to be able to drill holes in the Plexiglass and hang stuff on the inside and not see the fucker crack
01:51 < MillerBoss> Gencade 👉 Go outside
01:51 < czarbomba> millerboss get back in yr quarry
01:51 < MillerBoss> Which one?
01:51 < czarbomba> your choice
01:52 <+TuxedoJack> MS, are you fucking kidding me
01:52 <+TuxedoJack> "Warning: You must use Microsoft Edge or Internet Explorer to download search results or reports. Please switch to one of these browsers to download the content."
01:52 <+TuxedoJack> Fucking eDiscovery bullshit
01:53 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> WTF?
01:54 < MillerBoss> Wtf is this? Totally #meetoo #snowflake era upon us when Boy Scouts must change to Scouts.
01:55 < MillerBoss> Boy Scouts and Girl Scouts are not the same thing. One is a girl and one is a boy
01:55 < MillerBoss> S/is a/is for a
01:55 < MillerBoss> s/is a/is for a
01:55 <+layer-eight> [SED MillerBoss] Boy Scouts and Girl Scouts are not the same thing. One is for a girl and one is a boy
01:56 < MillerBoss> Doesn't get all occurrences
01:56 < MillerBoss> this bot is fired
01:58 < voice> its not that big of a development imo, boy scouts already had co-ed via venture crew and explorers
02:01 < MillerBoss> voice 👉 you deserve a voice
02:01 < MillerBoss> As in +
02:02 < scwizard> ok now that my resume is updated
02:02 < scwizard> i need to do laundry
02:02 < scwizard> still can't play video games lol
02:03 < mkillebrew> My boy scout troop just smoked a lot of pot and stoke liquor from their dads to bring on camping trips
02:05 < xamithan> stoke whiskey ?
02:05 < xamithan> I want to try that stuff one day
02:06 < mkillebrew> *stole
02:06 < jaelae> please sweet baby jesus
02:07 < jaelae> dont let me break shit
02:10 < MillerBoss> JAY-ROS!!!!
02:10 < Jay-Ros> good morning gentlemen
02:10 < MillerBoss> Why don't you have a bouncer?
02:10 < Jay-Ros> a bouncer?
02:11 < MillerBoss> Bouncer, ZNC, psyBNC anything
02:11 < MillerBoss> For IRC
02:11 < xamithan> Maybe he doesn't want to be always online
02:11 < MillerBoss> So you are logged in at all times
02:11 < Jay-Ros> ah because sometimes I want to get my work done ;)
02:11 < xamithan> Is there anything better than znc though?
02:11 < MillerBoss> Then you minimize your IRC client. :)
02:11 < xamithan> I might set up a bouncer one day
02:11 < Jay-Ros> Yeah, I'd still pounce in when I'm feeling flippy
02:12 < mkillebrew> irssi+screen+aws
02:12 < MillerBoss> Yeah Jay-Ros.
02:12 < Jay-Ros> I'd rather open it up and go through the log in process, as it's not a quick "let's get sidetracked" availability
02:12 < xamithan> Just throw it on one of your four monitors
02:12 < Jay-Ros> Two 24", a laptop, and five cluster farms...
02:13 < Jay-Ros> but I've mastered the ctrl + win + left/right
02:13 < jaelae> new bbq joint already sold themselves in wayne
02:13 < Jay-Ros> cluster farms?
02:13 < jaelae> they just opened - red white and que
02:13 < jaelae> now its https://americanheroesbbq.com/
02:13 <+layer-eight> * jaelae →  American Heroes Smokehouse BBQ – Authentic Southern BBQ – Honoring All of America's Heroes
02:14 < MillerBoss> Is it Authentic though?
02:14 < Jay-Ros> So MillerBOSS: my boss has worked through the night, our entire head office cluster has been temporarily shut down, the whole thing is gone
02:14 < Jay-Ros> running off the data center and our secondary hyperv vortex cluster
02:14 < xamithan> Didn't know CA had BBQ
02:15 < MillerBoss> So you get to tell someone else to fix it right? ;)
02:15 < scwizard> jaelae: so they're trying to look all subtly republican, because good bbq doesn't come from blue states or something?
02:15 < MillerBoss> xamithan 👉 Everywhere has BBQ
02:15 < Jay-Ros> MillerBOSS: I'm working on the citrix servers. My work is all redundant on both ends
02:15 < xamithan> Well I mean real BBQ,  not just chicken with slapped on sauce
02:16 < MillerBoss> Supporting troops = republican since when scwizard?
02:16 < Jay-Ros> he said yesterday afternoon "if we did this three years ago we'd be fucked" I said "that's why I've been working my ass off to get all of this stuff replicated"
02:16 < jaelae> scwizard:  they give free food to veterans
02:16 < jaelae> and the owner when i was there was a vet so i dunno maybe thats the only all american part of it
02:17 < jaelae> but the BBQ is amazing its very authentic
02:18 < jaelae> anyway i just realized i posted that BBQ joint in the wrong chat
02:18 < jaelae> :)
02:19 < MillerBoss> This is the right "chat" jaelae
02:19 < Jay-Ros> Yeah I looked at the pretty pictures, you did good
02:19 < MillerBoss> What do you manage there Jay-Ros ?
02:20 < Jay-Ros> MillerBoss - we've got a web team and remote network management from our telco for inter-office
02:20 < Jay-Ros> I look after the rest
02:22 < Jay-Ros> All windows server, i've got VMWare, HyperV, clusters, WSUS, SCOM, SCCM, on prem exchange, file and print servers, symantec protection, Ubiquiti wifi, ruckus wifi
02:23 < Jay-Ros> then the business side of things - incredible amounts of previously unmanaged business data, five separate businesses, fifteen offices, six rack locations
02:24 < Jay-Ros> oh, also citrix, and I've been working on moving 12 years of data into properly structured folder systems with dfs rep, branch to dfs rep, veeam and symantec backup
02:24 < Jay-Ros> so... just a couple of things :)
02:26 < scwizard> it's getting kinda
02:26 < scwizard> fucking hot
02:26 < scwizard> my theostat says 77f
02:27 < Jay-Ros> scwizard - it's getting colder in sydney. I want my summer back
02:28 < scwizard> you could always do what some austrellians do
02:28 < scwizard> and travel for half the year idk
02:29 < scwizard> australia single handedly keeps the hostel industry afloat i think
02:29 < scwizard> it's may i'm totally allowed to turn the ac on now
02:29 < xamithan> That'd be cool,  having two jobs and just split them up between the year
02:33 < Jay-Ros> I'm a bit old for hostels these days
02:35 < joelazot> ello
02:43 < joelazot> FeelsBadMan noone on
02:43 < joelazot> no one*
02:48 < Jay-Ros> hey bud
02:53 <@NinjaStyle> Ayy
02:53 < Casteil> heyyyyy
02:55 < Nightcinder> hi
02:59 <@NinjaStyle> 2 more days
02:59 <@NinjaStyle> Packed up my desk today
02:59 < xamithan> Grr I can't find any ebooks for this exam without buying them
03:00 <@NinjaStyle> What exam?
03:00 < xamithan> SY0-501
03:01 <@NinjaStyle> Ah sec+
03:02 < nojeffrey> xamithan CompTIA Security+ Study Guide: Exam SY0-501, 7th Ed ?
03:02 < xamithan> I really wanted the darril gibson one,  but that might work
03:03 < nojeffrey> I can get that one too, one sec
03:03 < xamithan> Get Certified Get Ahead
03:04 <@NinjaStyle> s/Ah/h
03:04 <+layer-eight> [SED NinjaStyle/xamithan] Get Certified Get head
03:08 < joelazot> meme teen is back
03:14 < Jay-Ros> He's my favourite milennial superhero
03:17 < joelazot> he's the hero we need but we don't deserve
03:17 < Jay-Ros> complains about increases in cost of living due to the older generations by day, fights crime by night
03:19 < joelazot> man i hate my csc teacher
03:19 < joelazot> and the cost of living
03:23 <+DrGibby|> I'm hoping for a tornado tonight
03:23 <+DrGibby|> :)
03:23 < joelazot> I'm hoping to get shot tonight :)
03:25 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> NinjaStyle: Ha, today was my last day. You plan on wiping your desktop too?
03:25 <+CheckYourSix> nojeffrey: Can you share with me too?
03:26 <@NinjaStyle> SysAdminGoneCraZ: wiping it in what way?
03:26 <@NinjaStyle> Oh
03:26 <@NinjaStyle> I can't read
03:26 <@NinjaStyle> Yes
03:26 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> lol
03:26 <@NinjaStyle> I am gonna just format and let bitlocker take care of the rest
03:27 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> Nice.
03:28 <@NinjaStyle> But yeah I'm wfh tomorrow and have my exit interview Friday morning
03:28 <+CheckYourSix> nojeffrey: I found it actually. Disregard
03:28 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> Uhh, not for nothing but, I think now is the perfect time yo buy 4K tvs and mount them around the house lol https://www.walmart.com/ip/Hisense-55-Class-4K-2160p-Ultra-HD-Smart-TV-with-HDR-55DU6500/881028033
03:28 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> Cheap enough to start mounting in crazy places ... like the .5 bathroom downstairs.
03:28 <+CheckYourSix> SysAdminGoneCraZ: ROFL. That's almost worth replacing my old ass 55" LCD Dynex TV
03:28 < joelazot> cya retard isheading off
03:30 < czarbomba> we're never going to see ninjastyle again :(
03:30 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> CheckYourSix: I'm grabbing 2 right now, seriously lol 3 year warranty for $52 total? Yes please.
03:30 < czarbomba> he's going to live billions-style and forget all about his irc pals
03:30 <@NinjaStyle> czarbomba: why?
03:30 <@NinjaStyle> Lol
03:30 <@NinjaStyle> I'm poor
03:30 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> I get the feeling too
03:30 < czarbomba> not for long!
03:30 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> :(
03:30 <@NinjaStyle> I'm gonna just save and pay down my mortgage
03:31 < czarbomba> do that. then pad your retirement but take some funds and invest the shit out of 'em
03:31 < mkillebrew> don't be poor, poor people are grody.
03:31 < czarbomba> lather, rinse, repeat. disregard females, acquire currency
03:31 <+CheckYourSix> Paying down mortgages just doesn't make much sense from a financial perspective
03:31 < czarbomba> fuck you. i had my house paid off at age 36, bitch.
03:32 <@NinjaStyle> It does when the monthly expense is high
03:32 < czarbomba> 15yr?
03:32 < czarbomba> i made the same mistake
03:32 <@NinjaStyle> I'm in like 20 yr I think
03:32 < mkillebrew> Why, did you want to pay more in interest?
03:32 < czarbomba> i paid it off in four. interest wasn't a problem.
03:32 <+CheckYourSix> No, it really doesn't. Because what does paying it down get you? Your payment is still high. Until you can pay it off, that payment doesn't change. It's still gonna take a few years to pay off.
03:33 <@NinjaStyle> CheckYourSix: it's an investment
03:33 < czarbomba> since then, no more living like a fucking ascetic.
03:33 <@NinjaStyle> That is very safe
03:33 < mkillebrew> It does because you pay less in interest
03:33 < czarbomba> i'm trying not to pol but you guys should try to check out a michael caputo interview
03:33 <@NinjaStyle> Yeah plus I save a fuckload in interest
03:33 < czarbomba> any should do
03:34 < czarbomba> it will test your tolerance for pathos
03:34 <+CheckYourSix> It's also only safe as long as you have a stable job. Not that you have a problem with that, but just in general.
03:34 < mkillebrew> Planning to hae as little as possible paid on a house because you think you'll be foreclosed on is a bad idea
03:34 <@NinjaStyle> I live in a place that I could rent very quickly if needed
03:37 <+CheckYourSix> mkillebrew: I'm not saying not to pay it down. But right now, if you've refinanced or gotten your loan in the past few years, you have a low interest rate. Long haul, you'll make far more with investments than you will paying down a mortgage. Is the house a safe bet? Yes, within reason. If you pay off 80% of a house and shit goes south though and you got foreclosed on for whatever reason, you're SOL. Likely? Not really. Possible?
03:37 <+CheckYourSix> Definitely.
03:38 <@NinjaStyle> I disagree
03:38 <+CheckYourSix> With what part?
03:38 <@NinjaStyle> Paying extra mortgage early in the loan is the best time to do it
03:39 <+CheckYourSix> Even factoring in all the interest payments, over the life of the mortgage, you'd still make a lot more if you invested the money instead
03:40 <@NinjaStyle> Not necessarily
03:40 <+CheckYourSix> You absolutely would
03:40 <+CheckYourSix> What's your mortgage interest rate?
03:40 <@NinjaStyle> Like 5%
03:40 <+CheckYourSix> That's high
03:40 <+CheckYourSix> But 5% is the border line between invest in other stuff or pay down your mortgage
03:41 <+CheckYourSix> Why haven't you refinanced? Maybe you should look into a cash-in refinance to a 15 year mortgage before the rates go through the roof
03:41 <@NinjaStyle> Meh
03:41 <@NinjaStyle> I don't wanna pay more closing costs
03:42 <@NinjaStyle> I'll shave the rate by paying extra
03:42 <@NinjaStyle> This property is 100% an investment property
03:42 <@NinjaStyle> And I plan to treat is as such
03:43 <+CheckYourSix> In that case, why pay off the loan? Keep LTV around 80% and use the rest of the cash to buy something else. Another investment property or whatever
03:43 <@NinjaStyle> I will but I don't want to carry that much debt
03:44 <@NinjaStyle> I will pay it down probably closer to 50% then buy again
03:44 <+CheckYourSix> But how does that help you? What do you gain from it?
03:44 <@NinjaStyle> Essentially it's like buying gold
03:45 <@NinjaStyle> Gold that pays you monthly
03:45 <+CheckYourSix> Uh what?
03:45 <+CheckYourSix> Paying it down to 50% just ties up capital in the house. Your mortgage payment will still be just as high as it is now
03:45 <@NinjaStyle> I can sell if I want cash, or I can sit on it and let it appreciate
03:45 <+CheckYourSix> All it is is a 5% bond basically
03:46 < Nightcinder> https://xkcd.com/1988/
03:46 <+layer-eight> * Nightcinder →  xkcd: Containers
03:46 <+CheckYourSix> And gold is a shitty investment anyway.
03:46 < czarbomba> okay let's settle down. this is the same channel that has weekly orgasm-fits over bitcoin
03:46 <@NinjaStyle> It's better than gold
03:46 <+CheckYourSix> czarbomba: Lol
03:46 < czarbomba> financial soundness is not a priority
03:46 <+CheckYourSix> Paying down your mortgage = 5% bond
03:47 <@NinjaStyle> This house has gained like 40k equity since I bought it just through appreciation
03:47 <@NinjaStyle> Plus I live in an area that is undergoing a lot of changes, new skyscrapers nearby and hip gentrification
03:47 <+CheckYourSix> Which is irrelevant to paying down the mortgage...
03:48 <@NinjaStyle> Until I sell it
03:49 <@NinjaStyle> Or pay it off and rent it
03:50 < hug> I keep forgetting mortgages in the US are weird.
03:50 <+CheckYourSix> What's weird about them?
03:51 < hug> Well fixed interest rate mortgages in the US are fixed for the life of the mortgage, yes?
03:51 <@NinjaStyle> Yeah
03:51 < hug> They don't operate that way almost anywhere else in the developed world.
03:52 <@NinjaStyle> People get tricked into refinancing a lot though
03:52 <@NinjaStyle> To get home equity loans
03:52 < hug> In other countries, most fixed-rate loans are automatically re-fixed every 5 years or so.
03:53 < hug> Pretty much all of Europe operates that way. So does Australia.
03:54 <@NinjaStyle> Why would it re-fix? That seems stupid
03:54 <+CheckYourSix> Well, 'Murica
03:54 < Nightcinder> 'fixed'
03:54 < Nightcinder> lol
03:54 < hug> It's either refixed or changed to a variable rate loan.
03:54 < hug> Either way.
03:54 <@NinjaStyle> That's dumb
03:55 < hug> I mean.. yeah. Kinda.
03:55 <@NinjaStyle> What a scam
03:56 <+CheckYourSix> What do you mean kinda? It's fucking retarded. Fixed means fixed.
03:57 <@NinjaStyle> Variable rate mortgages are partly what caused the housing market crash
03:57 <+CheckYourSix> ^
03:57 <@NinjaStyle> And just general predatory practices
03:57 < hug> Yeah uh
03:57 < hug> There's a fundamental lack of understanding of other markets, here.
03:58 < hug> Turns out that Australia and the US don't operate in the same way. Fancy that.
03:58 <@NinjaStyle> Here we have the FHA which helps keep stuff regulated
04:00 <+CheckYourSix> Lack of understanding by who?
04:00 < hug> You.
04:00 <@NinjaStyle> My first loan was FHA and it made me feel safe in not taking a predatory loan. I was 19 when I bought my first house
04:00 <+CheckYourSix> ....
04:01 <@Nostalg14c> Morning.
04:01 < hug> Like, you're talking about a market that is completely different from the US market.
04:01 <@NinjaStyle> hug: the point is it is predatory
04:01 <+CheckYourSix> What do I not understand? The word fixed means fixed. It's dumb that it changes every 5 years. I get that you guys operate differently. Just saying it's dumb for it to change every 5 years if it's a "fixed" loan.
04:01 < hug> If banks here offered 100% fixed 30 year loans, the Australian housing market would probably explode.
04:01 <@Nostalg14c> What are we arguing about this morn?
04:01 <+CheckYourSix> It's already out of control and ridiculously over priced for no reason
04:02 <@NinjaStyle> For real
04:02 < hug> Yes. It is.
04:02 <@NinjaStyle> Aus housing market is fucked
04:02 < hug> Well not "for no reason".
04:02 <@Nostalg14c> As opposed to NYC and SF housing markets.
04:02 <@Nostalg14c> Both totally fine.
04:02 < hug> For a series of legislative reasons that, again, you guys don't quite have a grasp of, I assume.
04:03 < hug> For example, the Australian stance on negative gearing.
04:03 < hug> Which I think is *stupid*, but is sort of a big part of why Australia's housing market acts in the way it does.
04:04 < hug> Same with the fact that the Australian population is far more urbanised than the American population.
04:04 <+CheckYourSix> Nostalg14c: There's a lot of places in the US that are fucked. Make that around the world actually. But AUS market is just insane
04:04 <@Nostalg14c> Why insane?
04:04 < hug> And the concentration of population in a small number of cities.
04:04 < hug> And and and.
04:04 <@Nostalg14c> Plenty of cheap houses here :)
04:04 < hug> There's cheap houses: Just not in Melbourne, Sydney, or Brisbane. :p
04:05 < MillerBoss> This is how we do it 'round here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ABRz_epvic
04:05 <+layer-eight> * MillerBoss →  Jake - YouTube
04:05 <@Nostalg14c> smh
04:07 < precise> Is getting drunk while working on my bosses new laptop a good idea?
04:07 <@NinjaStyle> Yes
04:07 < precise> Ok good
04:07 < precise> Also, I'm watching the Bruins game, 13:00 in the 1st
04:07 < precise> pls no spoilers
04:07 < MillerBoss> They win, duh
04:07 < precise> god damnit bruhj
04:07 < MillerBoss> I have no clue
04:07 < precise> I know
04:08 < precise> lol
04:08 < MillerBoss> They scored 2 touchdowns though in the 2nd
04:08 < precise> This game is getting spicy
04:08 < Hunterkll__> huh
04:08 < Hunterkll__> i have three unused public /27s
04:08 < Hunterkll__> neat
04:08 < precise> Chara punched whatshisface a couple times
04:08 < precise> Hunterkll__: lrn to audit
04:08 <+CheckYourSix> Hunterkll__: Why
04:08 < Hunterkll__> man i aint audit my personal shit that hard precise fuck this aint work
04:08 < Hunterkll__> lol
04:08 < precise> CheckYourSix: For his pr0n, duh
04:08 < precise> lol
04:08 < Hunterkll__> tbh i probably could
04:09 < Hunterkll__> i should see what weird rdns's are in that shit
04:09 < precise> I have too many VPSes
04:09 < precise> They are so cheapo
04:09 < precise> s/o/
04:09 < Hunterkll__> precise, pfffft get on my level i have unused ipv4 blocks
04:09 < Hunterkll__> :P
04:09 < precise> lol
04:09 < precise> I... I... I have an internet I haven't even used yet
04:10 < Hunterkll__> psh whatevs
04:10 < Hunterkll__> the bandwidth of a micropenis doesn't count as an internet
04:10 < precise> Go mine some gambling winnings off a hookers ass Hunterkll__
04:11 < Hunterkll__> INTERESTING
04:11 < Hunterkll__> WHICH ONE OF YOU FUCKERS WAS I HOSTING?
04:11 < precise> wot
04:11 < Hunterkll__> i've got an rdns set on an ip that looks like someone's fucking defcon project from 2013
04:11 < MillerBoss> precise 👉 Install a backdoor and say the alcohol did it if busted
04:12  * precise looks at NinjaStyle 
04:12 < precise> Hunterkll__, was it NinjaStyle
04:12 < Hunterkll__> doubt it
04:12 < precise> I bet it was NinjaStyle
04:12 < Hunterkll__> only thing on archive.org is a placeholder in 2013 when it expired
04:12 <@NinjaStyle> Do wat
04:12 < precise> IDK
04:12 < Hunterkll__> though the domain is nifty
04:12 < Hunterkll__> lemme buy it first
04:13 < precise> MillerBoss: My boss is a priest
04:13 < precise> no tnx
04:13 < Hunterkll__> .coms go up in  price?
04:14 < czarbomba> it's the kind of thing that seems fair in the planning but 100% of the time fucks YOU over because when you got your mortgage the interest rates were low
04:15 < czarbomba> ah, stuck in scrollback
04:15 < Hunterkll__> precise, NinjaStyle - the domain in question was 'backpackpi.com' that was set as rdns on one of my IPs. lol
04:15 <@NinjaStyle> Weird
04:15 < czarbomba> precise step on snek
04:15 < precise> I seem to remember a conversation in here
04:15 <@Nostalg14c> < Hunterkll__> though the domain is nifty
04:15 < precise> regarding a backpack
04:15 < precise> A pi
04:15 < enix> WELL THIS IS THE MOST DISGUSTING THING I HAVE EVER HEARD OF
04:15 < precise> A USB hub
04:15 < enix> My partners company is having a sausage sizzle
04:15 < precise> and a shit ton of wifi adapters
04:15 < enix> That is the SINGLE MOST CULTURALLY SIGNIFICANT THING IN AUSTRALIA
04:15 < Hunterkll__> in 2011-2013 ?
04:15 < czarbomba> precise, this is not an episode of macgeekver
04:15 < Hunterkll__> to be fair it may have been hosted for someone from a hackerspace too
04:15 < enix> A sausage sizzle is fucking sacred
04:15 < Hunterkll__> but ehhh
04:15 < precise> czarbomba: oh
04:15 <@Nostalg14c> enix: whats wrong?
04:16 < enix> It is the corner stone of being an aussie
04:16 < enix> AND THESE FUCKED CUNTS DECIDE TO HAVE "SAUSAGE AND SLAW"
04:16 < precise> Da bruins
04:16 < precise> they r dying
04:16 <@Nostalg14c> we have monthly sausage sizzles (bbqss)
04:16 < precise> fucking fying
04:16 < enix> BLASPHEMY
04:16 < enix> Repulsive, blasphemy.
04:16 < czarbomba> i'm glad i found out about the bullshit with tampa bay's arena
04:16 < enix> Who puts coleslaw on a fucking sausage sizzle?
04:16 < precise> I fucking love chara
04:16 < enix> How un-fucking-australian is that
04:16 < precise> He likes to hit everyone
04:16 < precise> czarbomba: ?
04:17 < Hunterkll__> ....?
04:17 < Hunterkll__> fuck no why am i buying domains again i'm sober
04:17 < czarbomba> because if i ever went to see my isles play tampa bay up there and the staff tried to take my bossy sweater, they'd be stacking the unconscious like cordwood
04:17 < precise> czarbomba: OH that shit
04:17 < precise> yeah
04:17 < enix> I have never seen such a disgusting insult to my culture
04:17 < precise> fuck that
04:17 < enix> to any culture
04:17 < precise> enix: IDK man
04:17 < enix> than to put fucking coleslaw
04:17 < precise> does ur mum count?
04:17 < enix> on a fucking sausage sizzle
04:17 < Hunterkll__> just picked up haxchat.org and .com
04:17 < enix> Do you know what goes on a sausage sizzle?
04:17 < Hunterkll__> lol
04:17 < enix> Tomato sauce. THATS IT.
04:18 < enix> Maybe Onions if you're a fancy cunt
04:18 < precise> enix: I bet you put ketchup on your steak
04:18 < enix> cunt im vegan
04:18 < precise> enix: Thats what u think
04:18 < precise> I've been subtly feeding you chicken for 2 years now
04:18 < enix> I put BBQ sauce on my quinoa though
04:18 < precise> I actually live in aus
04:18 < Hunterkll__> lol
04:18 < enix> but legit
04:18 < enix> im so annoyed
04:19 < Hunterkll__> OH OH
04:19 < Hunterkll__> WHAT'S THIS
04:19 < enix> it's like if bunnings changed their sausage sizzle offerings. There would be fucking riots man
04:19 < Hunterkll__> ONE OF MY IP'S HAS AN RDNS THAT ENDS IN .AU
04:19 < Hunterkll__> ENIX
04:19 < Hunterkll__> WHAT WEIRD PORN WERE YOU HOSTING
04:19 < enix> Hunterkll__: YOU HAVE BEEN HACKED GOOD SIR
04:19 < Hunterkll__> nah i have email chains for most of these
04:19 < enix> Depends, what weird porn have you been watching?
04:19 < Hunterkll__> 	nobusuma.kisara.fornoreason.net.au.
04:19 < enix> Because we specialize in furry midget bdsm
04:19 < Hunterkll__> fornoreason.net.au
04:19 < Hunterkll__> lol
04:19 < precise> lmao
04:20 < Hunterkll__> LOL WHAT THE FUCK
04:20 < Hunterkll__> IT'S A GENTOO SITE
04:20 < enix> but it's the vegan variety, where the furry is clearly not an animal
04:20 < precise> hahahahah
04:20 < precise> GOAL BRUINS
04:20 < precise> GOAL BRUINS
04:20 < precise> GOAL BRUINS
04:20 < Hunterkll__> not hosted on my shit
04:20 < Hunterkll__> at least
04:20 < Hunterkll__> that ip is long dead
04:20 < precise> >ip
04:20 < precise> >dead
04:20 < precise> wot
04:20 < Hunterkll__> no box listening on it
04:21 < precise> Hunterkll__: u r the reason there is an IPv4 shortage
04:21 < precise> Hunterkll__: YOU CAUSED NAT
04:21 < precise> YOU CAUSED NAT
04:21 < precise> YOU FUCKER
04:21 < Hunterkll__> I may have a personal /24 routed to my house with my own ASN ...
04:21 < Hunterkll__> and a /33 of IPv6 on a BGP tunnel too...
04:21  * precise stabs Hunterkll__ with a hairpin
04:22 < enix> ow.
04:22 < enix> Wow.
04:22 < enix> What a cunt
04:22 < Hunterkll__> http://alterminds.xyz/
04:22 < Hunterkll__> so this was an rdns entry
04:22 < Hunterkll__> but it looks like a travel site now?
04:22 <+layer-eight> * Hunterkll__ →  Alter Minds • The Best Viral Stories From The Web
04:22 < Hunterkll__> or some kind of clickbait
04:22 < precise> "travel"
04:22 < Hunterkll__> yes
04:22 < Hunterkll__> clickbait
04:22 < Hunterkll__> chaos.alterminds.xyz. 	
04:22 < Hunterkll__> very interesting
04:22 < Hunterkll__> ah uh
04:23 < Hunterkll__> i think that might be a compromised box then
04:23 < precise> I had a horrible burger the other day
04:23 < precise> like fucking horrible
04:23 < Hunterkll__> yeaaaa
04:23 < Hunterkll__> i'm gonna have to look at the VM list
04:23 < precise> I wanted to tell you guys about it
04:23 < precise> but now I forget where I got it
04:23 < Hunterkll__> that one definitely looks like it's popped and still on my VM hosts
04:23 < precise> So yeah
04:23 < Hunterkll__> lol
04:23 < enix> Hunterkll__: translate it for me
04:23 < precise> Fuck bad burgers
04:23 < MillerBoss> What have WE returned to
04:23 < Hunterkll__> https://translate.google.com/translate?sl=auto&tl=en&js=y&prev=_t&hl=en&ie=UTF-8&u=http%3A%2F%2Fchaos.alterminds.xyz&edit-text=&act=url
04:23 <+layer-eight> * Hunterkll__ →  Google Translate
04:23 < Hunterkll__> there enix
04:23 < Hunterkll__> it's a fucking irc webchat
04:23 < precise> MillerBoss: IDK man, have u looked in the mirror lately?
04:24 < precise> I like to think cryptic1 says "What have I returned to" when he looks into the mirror in the morning
04:24 <@cryptic1> nope
04:24 < precise> o
04:24 < precise> ok
04:24 < precise> hi cryptic1
04:24 < MillerBoss> Whats a mirror?
04:24 <@cryptic1> yeah uhhhh
04:25 <@cryptic1> what have I returned to?
04:25 < precise> MillerBoss: Its a thing
04:25 < precise> that you look at
04:25 < precise> it looks back at u
04:25 < MillerBoss> Oh OK
04:25 < enix> cryptic1: AUSTRALIAN SWINE
04:25 < enix> cryptic1: PUTTING FUCKING COLESLAW ON A SAUSAGE SIZZLE
04:25 < Hunterkll__> here's the problem
04:25 < enix> urgh
04:25 < precise> cryptic1: Well
04:25 < Hunterkll__> i lost some client records
04:25 < Hunterkll__> so this might actually be a legitimate customer
04:25 < Hunterkll__> lmao
04:25 <@cryptic1> fired Hunterkll__
04:25 < MillerBoss> Are you gonna tell me a mirror is made of glass?
04:25 < precise> cryptic1: Hunterkll__ is auditing his personal infra and discovering the furry porn he has been hosting
04:25 < precise> I'm drunk
04:25 < precise> And enix is overusing the word cunt
04:25 < precise> But hes aussie
04:25 < precise> so thats ok
04:25 < enix> I'm aussie; you can't overuse it
04:25 < precise> As I said
04:25 < precise> ya cunt
04:26 < enix> cheers cunt <3
04:26 < MillerBoss> precise 👉 But you are a cunt face
04:26 < precise> s/cunt/snek
04:26 <+layer-eight> [SED precise/MillerBoss] precise 👉 But you are a snek face
04:26 < MillerBoss> s/snek/cunt
04:26 < precise> Fun fact
04:26 < MillerBoss> Boring
04:26 < precise> Mt Dew is actual a good chaser for Jack
04:26 < precise> TIL
04:26 < Hunterkll__> i've got two suspicious hosts
04:26 < Hunterkll__> excellent
04:26 < Hunterkll__> both with over a year uptime
04:26 < Hunterkll__> :D
04:26 < precise> 99.9999999%
04:27 < precise> Get them 9s
04:27 < enix> precise: that's actually interesting
04:27 < Hunterkll__> well, the VM uptime anyway
04:27 < Hunterkll__> not the VM host
04:27 < enix> precise: try soco and mt dew lmk if it's good
04:27 < MillerBoss> Too much High-fructose corn syrup
04:27 < precise> enix: It like, enhances the flabor of the Dew
04:27 < precise> enix: I will some other time
04:27 < precise> Am properly smashed
04:27 < precise> cant get the needful
04:27 < Hunterkll__> wow
04:27 < Hunterkll__> this other /27 has never been used
04:27 < enix> are you british?
04:27 < precise> enix: me?
04:27 < enix> i call shotgun Hunterkll__
04:28 < Hunterkll__> enix, nah i'm gonna 1:1 nat it back home for use for my ADFS and other O365 and whatnot shenanigans
04:28 < precise> fite fite fite
04:28 < precise> fite fite fite
04:28 < Hunterkll__> just gotta get another fuckin' site-site setup and some proper routing or sommat
04:28 < enix> you have too many ip -.-
04:28 < precise> Hunterkll__ caused NAT
04:28 < precise> We need to kill the witch
04:28 < enix> precise: bundy op with ice is good
04:29 < precise> wot
04:29 < Hunterkll__> huh
04:29 < Hunterkll__> Чат Спейс © 2017, този уебчат е част от мрежата ShakeIT | evil
04:29 < Hunterkll__> it has a 2017 copyright
04:29 < enix> I make ice cubes out of pepsi to lightly sweeten a spirit, so you can go ham on an OP with ease
04:29 < Hunterkll__> at least whoever's doing t his is maintaining it
04:29 < enix> https://www.shake-it.com.au/
04:29 <+layer-eight> * enix →  Shake It Professional Weight Management Program, Welcome to Shake-It
04:29 < xe0n> lol isp fixed my internet today
04:29 < Hunterkll__> i think
04:29 < Hunterkll__> that might be the wrong shake-it
04:29 < xe0n> i was disconnected from the node :|
04:30 < xe0n> but hey at least i have double the line speed now lol!
04:30 < enix> precise: https://bws.com.au/product/91530/bundaberg-op-rum-700ml?istCompanyId=8ee43fca-2d1d-46aa-9435-d0fc78c9c7de&istItemId=wtimqlapwp&istBid=tztx&gclid=CjwKCAjww6XXBRByEiwAM-ZUIOhGym7YPNK0eptRDIgR3GfR4sfZOWbpPl9jUsjqQVeqtpfSijpu3xoCtVMQAvD_BwE
04:30 < Hunterkll__> enix, it's this one - http://4at.info/
04:30 <+layer-eight> * Hunterkll__ →  :: SHAKEIT IRC ::
04:30 < enix> 57.7%
04:30  * precise clicks on the wierd link
04:30 < precise> what language is that?
04:30 < Hunterkll__> https://translate.google.com/translate?sl=auto&tl=en&js=y&prev=_t&hl=en&ie=UTF-8&u=http%3A%2F%2F4at.info%2F&edit-text=&act=url
04:30 <+layer-eight> * Hunterkll__ →  Google Translate
04:30 < Hunterkll__> bulgarian apparently?
04:31 < enix> http://4at.info/pictures/sexyromantichka1.jpg
04:31 < enix> sexy
04:31 < enix> hahahahahahahhahaha
04:31 < enix> ha{*}
04:31 <+layer-eight> * enix →  IMAGE/JPEG Document, 27,616 bytes
04:31 < precise> layer-eight: u r slow
04:31 < Hunterkll__> problem is
04:31 < Hunterkll__> i have like double blind hosts and shit using me
04:32 < Hunterkll__> so it's hard to trace shit out
04:32 < Hunterkll__> i'll just do arp pings to find shit by mac address on the firewalls and see if it looks compromised in the console and move on
04:32 < precise> inb4 Hunterkll__ gets entire /27 blacklisted
04:32 < Hunterkll__> lol
04:32 < MillerBoss> Probably because it was a 27MB file size it had to download precise
04:32 < Hunterkll__> precise, i do sustain occasional ddoses
04:32 < precise> heh
04:32 < Hunterkll__> ovh has one hell of a ddos mitigation network
04:32 < Hunterkll__> and when i say occasional ddos
04:32 < Hunterkll__> i'll get a few hundred gig occasionally
04:32 < enix> http://4at.info/pictures/ro6av_31.jpg
04:32 <+layer-eight> * enix →  IMAGE/JPEG Document, 34,573 bytes
04:32 < enix> These guys post so many pics wth
04:32 < enix> its like old social media
04:32 < Hunterkll__> lolololol
04:33 < MillerBoss> olololololo
04:33 <@NinjaStyle> Lelelel
04:33 < precise> s/lo/sss
04:33 < Hunterkll__> and yet
04:33 <+layer-eight> [SED precise/MillerBoss] ossslolololo
04:33 < precise> heh
04:33 < Hunterkll__> the one that has 'derpy' and 'sheep' in it
04:33 < Hunterkll__> i know is legit
04:33 < precise> heheeheh
04:33 < Hunterkll__> what a world
04:33 < precise> rite
04:34 < precise> I hope they suspend Wilson
04:34 < precise> fuck that guy
04:34 < precise> actually dont suspend wilson
04:34 <+TuxedoJack> Fukken lol
04:34 < precise> I want some random penguin to kill him
04:34 < enix> whats wilson
04:34 <+TuxedoJack> Birch let their mail.birchconnect.com hosted Exchange cert expire today
04:34 <@NinjaStyle> Nice
04:34 < MillerBoss> Time to watch Silicon.Valley.S05E06
04:34 < precise> enix: That guy from Tim Allen's Home
04:34 < precise> Improvement
04:34 < Hunterkll__> what no
04:34 < Hunterkll__> he's the best
04:35 < precise> lmao
04:35 < Hunterkll__> fuck you
04:35 < enix> TIM THE TOOLMAN
04:35 < enix> MY MAN
04:35 < precise> COCAINE
04:35 < precise> Fun fact
04:35 < precise> The Pure Michigan tourism commericals are narrated by Tim Allen
04:36 < precise> These new subway commericlas are stupid
04:36 < precise> Useless pandering
04:36 < enix> regedit to change sound scheme any ideas
04:36 < MillerBoss> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQL2uamziww
04:36 <+layer-eight> * MillerBoss →  Jim Lahey and cocaine - YouTube
04:36 < enix> I've created the .None items to switch to "No Sound" via powershell script but I can't switch the sound profile
04:36 < enix> s/profile/scheme
04:36 <+layer-eight> [SED enix] I've created the .None items to switch to "No Sound" via powershell script but I can't switch the sound scheme
04:37 < MillerBoss> LMAO Jim Lahey
04:37 < precise> TIL I laugh when excessively drunk
04:37 < precise> hehehehehehehhehehewhehehehehehehehhehehehehehe
04:38 < precise> It's thundering here
04:38 < precise> Dear thunder
04:38 < precise> pls stop
04:38 < MillerBoss> KEEEEP IT DOWN PRECISE FFS
04:38 < MillerBoss> People are trying to sleep downstairs
04:38 < precise> honooooooooooooooooooooooooo
04:38 < enix> FUCK YOU THUNDER
04:38 < precise> yeah
04:38 < precise> fuck wilson
04:38 < enix> .yt thunder buddy song
04:39 < JollyRgrs> AND THE LIGHTNING!
04:39 < enix> wooooow
04:39 < JollyRgrs> wait, what?
04:39 < JollyRgrs> so srsly... there's team thunder and team lightning
04:39 < JollyRgrs> they totally need to double up
04:39 < precise> JollyRgrs: yeah tampa bay can fuck themselves
04:39 < precise> JollyRgrs: I need ops
04:39 < precise> por favor
04:39 < JollyRgrs> like there could be the Las Vegas Shake and the Colorado Bake
04:39 < precise> Senor Rogers de Jolly
04:39 <+Church-> Heh
04:40  * precise looks over at boss laptop
04:40 < precise> ]lol ur fucked
04:40 < precise> 3 game suspension on wilson
04:41 < precise> good
04:41 < precise> BytesAndCoffee: ayyyyyyyy
04:41 < Gencade> precise, kill the sneks
04:41 < BytesAndCoffee> precise: yoooo
04:41 < precise> JollyRgrs: pls see my above request for ops
04:41 < MillerBoss> precise 👉 Please fuck off reportedly kthxbye
04:41 < BytesAndCoffee> if more companies could do customer support like spotify, that would be awesome
04:41 < MillerBoss> Explain BytesAndCoffee
04:41 < precise> story time
04:42 < MillerBoss> Right meow
04:42 < precise> rootsudo: aye
04:42 < rootsudo> Aye
04:42 < rootsudo> I'm stuck in HKG
04:42 < precise> THE GANGS GETTING BACK TOGETHER
04:42 < precise> rootsudo: only u
04:42 < precise> only u would be stuck there
04:42 < precise> "stuck"
04:42 < MillerBoss> Chine Airlines?
04:42 < MillerBoss> China*
04:42 < precise> I hear NK is opening up a bit
04:42 < BytesAndCoffee> request to release my email for an account i created via facebook, transfer music and playlists to new account, and they gave me 1 month of premium gratis
04:43 < BytesAndCoffee> less than 15 minutes
04:43 < MillerBoss> Nice
04:43 < MillerBoss> They are smart.
04:43 < BytesAndCoffee> yup
04:43 < precise> o
04:43 < precise> bye rootsudo
04:43 < precise> :*(
04:43 < MillerBoss> You share that experience to people and they get more subs.
04:44 < sideup66> aaaaahhhh corporate america
04:44 < sideup66> have technical issue
04:44 < sideup66> average users affected
04:44 < precise> I'm going to be hungover when I go to the doc tomorrow
04:44 < sideup66> meh
04:44 < precise> I wonder how that will go
04:44 < MillerBoss> You are a technical issue sideup66
04:44 < sideup66> bigshot customer comes in and threatens to move his millions around
04:44 < BytesAndCoffee> when people stay with you because they want to, and not because they have to
04:44 < sideup66> suddenly RED ALERT HIGH LEVEL PROBLEM ALL HANDS ON DECK
04:44 < precise>  /!\/!\/!\
04:44 < precise>  /!\/!\/!\
04:44 < precise>  /!\/!\/!\
04:44 < sideup66> GET TIS CHANGE IN OVERNIGHT ITS EXPIDITED
04:44 < sideup66> how does that even work
04:45 < Jay-Ros> Uurgh stupid microsoft CAL licensing - I've got two 40 rds licenses for Server 2012, but I can't use them as citrix RDS license for windows 10
04:45  * precise expedites the needful
04:45 < Jay-Ros> it's a different license >.<
04:45 < MillerBoss> Plus it costs more to get you back than to be able to keep you
04:45 < MillerBoss> People pay for CALs?
04:45 < MillerBoss> :P
04:45  * BytesAndCoffee gives sideup66 a hot coffee enema
04:45 < Jay-Ros> businesses o
04:45 < Jay-Ros> do*
04:45 < MillerBoss> I know I know I am teasing
04:45 < MillerBoss> But not 100%
04:45 < MillerBoss> :P
04:45 < sideup66> BytesAndCoffee: i dont understand that lol
04:45 < sideup66> dont give a shit about me and you
04:45 < sideup66> come in with millions
04:45 < sideup66> suddenly get special treatment
04:46 < MillerBoss> sideup66 👉 Are you OK?
04:46  * BytesAndCoffee calls the license police tipline on MillerBoss 
04:46 < sideup66> no
04:46 < sideup66> im broke
04:46 < MillerBoss> Do it BytesAndCoffee
04:46 < precise> sideup66: fuck MSP work
04:46 < enix> Fuck
04:46 < MillerBoss> Give me something to do
04:46  * BytesAndCoffee gets a bajillion dollar reward
04:46 < precise> all the sudden shit needs to be done now
04:46 < enix> Major DNS issue son my person network
04:46 < precise> becausye clkient
04:46 < MillerBoss> Precise is getting drunk on IRC on a Wednesday
04:46 < precise> MillerBoss: ssshhh
04:46 < enix> yeah he works at an msp
04:47 < enix> whats your point
04:47 < MillerBoss> While working no less
04:47 < precise> MillerBoss: ssshhhNot anymore
04:47 < enix> this is expected behaviour
04:47 < precise> I don't work for MSP
04:47 < precise> not anymore
04:47 < precise> Now I work for church
04:47  * precise drinks
04:47 < BytesAndCoffee> "expected behaviour" aka "you're using it wrong"
04:47 < MillerBoss> Yeah what do you "do" now since no more MSP
04:47 < sideup66> im not in an msp precise
04:47 < sideup66> a bank
04:47 < precise> sideup66: u should be
04:47 < BytesAndCoffee> "you're holding it wrong"
04:47 < sideup66> im gonna keep names and all nameless to protect the innocent
04:47 < precise> ud fit right in
04:47 < sideup66> precise: i did in the past
04:47 < sideup66> and fuck that shit
04:48 < enix> cryptic1: layer-eight has some sass man
04:48  * precise looks at the Windows 10 media creation tool
04:48 < precise> 4%, 1 hr
04:48 < precise> fuck
04:48 < sideup66> bunch of asshole soho owners full of themselves
04:48 < precise> fuck soho fuckers
04:48 < precise> Those are the worst
04:48 < sideup66> "im the ceo and have to sound important"
04:48 < precise> those and church clients
04:48 < MillerBoss> enix 👉 Like waht?
04:48 < sideup66> you work for an msp
04:48 < precise> Churched pull the, "but we are church" card all the fucking time, then expect the world when they do0nt pay
04:48 < precise> fuck u
04:49 < precise> IDGAF
04:49 < sideup66> u dont get taxed lol
04:49  * precise sends church to collections
04:49 < sideup66> stfu and pay us
04:49 < precise> fuck u
04:49 < precise> just make it work
04:49 < xe0n> lol piss in their holy water
04:49 < precise> u cxan do thast, rite?
04:49 < precise> hahahahaha xe0n
04:49 < ThatOneRoadie> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNcYtcVn-8k
04:49 < sideup66> precise: you do work for an msp dont y
04:49 <+layer-eight> * ThatOneRoadie →  Code Geass: Soup Store - YouTube
04:49 < sideup66> a
04:49 <@NinjaStyle> i made a lot of progress on my golang project today
04:49 < precise> sideup66: I used to
04:49 < precise> NinjaStyle: nice
04:50 < precise> sideup66: I did it for a year and nearly fuckin died
04:50 < precise> So now I work maintenance for a church while I fuck around with my life
04:50 < precise> I also do occassional IT
04:51 < precise> for the church that is
04:51 < precise> There is way too much Windows Live Mail
04:51 < sideup66> ew
04:51 < enix> Fucked my DNS SHIT
04:53 <+DrGibby|> fuck you precise
04:54 < precise> wot
04:54 < precise> wot did i do
04:54 <+DrGibby|> I SAID
04:54 <+DrGibby|> FUCK YOU PRECISE
04:54 < precise> im busy
04:54 < precise> go away
04:55 < precise> Fuck this no ethernet on laptop trends
04:55  * precise watches the download
04:55 < precise> tapoxi!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
04:55 < precise> hi
04:55 <+DrGibby|> hope all of your conference calls go long
04:55 < tapoxi> precise !!! !!
04:55 < precise> I have no conference calls
04:55 < precise> u thunder cunt
04:56 <+DrGibby|> k
04:56 < enix> whew crisis averted
04:56 < precise> enix: u get ur mom to fall back asleep?
04:57 < tapoxi> i have a fear that k8s is sucking the joy out of system administration
04:57 < precise> tapoxi: it is
04:57 < precise> No burcget
04:57 < precise> infinite needs
04:57 < tapoxi> there's no machine anymore
04:57 < precise> children
04:57 < tapoxi> its so sad
04:58 < m4221> Hey
04:58 < precise> hey
05:00 < tapoxi> hey
05:08 < precise> lend me ur ears and ill sing u a song
05:08 < precise> i will ty to not sing o
05:08 < precise> ujt of keyt
05:08 < enix> k8s?
05:08 < precise> k-8
05:08 < precise> school
05:08 < enix> ?
05:08 < enix> ?
05:08 < enix> aussie; ELI5
05:09 < precise> s/ELI5/ELIAUSSIE
05:09 <+layer-eight> [SED precise/enix] aussie; ELIAUSSIE
05:09 < enix> "junior high"?
05:09 < enix> How would schooling suck the life out of sysadmin
05:09 < precise> elementary - jr high
05:09 < enix> Or do you mean working at the school sucks the life out of it?
05:09 < precise> enix: the latter
05:09 < precise> it can be crushing
05:09 < precise> no budget
05:09 < precise> helpdesk heavy
05:09 <+DrGibby|> precise is a bigot
05:09 < precise> szdgtuio
05:10 < enix> It just depends how you manage it dude. And if your school is part of a diocese
05:10 < precise> My cat is infinitely better than DrGibby|
05:10 <+DrGibby|> precise is a bigot
05:10 < m4221> s/cat/anus
05:10 < precise> My cat is infinitely better than DrGibby|
05:10 <+layer-eight> [SED m4221/precise] My anus is infinitely better than DrGibby|
05:10 < precise> heh
05:10 < m4221> Haha
05:11 <+DrGibby|> there is an infinite amount of things better than precise
05:11 < enix> When I was managing IT at a couple schools, we had the luxury of government and catholic funding which made it easier, but we still had to procure lower-end machines for students. I just stripped and locked down the students machines, ran "test groups" with some of the classes where I would run through lessons with the teachers to see how my environment went and just maintained what we had
05:11 < enix> basically spent all my time playing portal and posting on car forums
05:11 < precise> enix: cheater
05:11  * precise migrates his mass to the floor so it is a shorter fall
05:11 < enix> grow a fucking pair mate
05:12 < enix> how much had you had to drink
05:12 < precise> enix: Well
05:12 < enix> One bottle?
05:12 < xe0n> enix: you on nbn?
05:12 < enix> 600mL bottle
05:12 < precise> enix: Get ur commie metrics outta here
05:12 < enix> xe0n: thank fuck no! Cable internet (which is flakey now), backup 4G
05:12 < precise> I've had half a fifth of Jack tonight + a couple shots of vodka
05:12 < xe0n> yeah i heard hfc was turning shitty since going to the nbn
05:13 < enix> So 757mL?
05:13 <@Nostalg14c> triggered.
05:13 < enix> 750mL
05:13 <@Nostalg14c> >hfc >nbn
05:13 < precise> enix: maybe u should grow a pair ya cock gobbling thunder cunt
05:13 < enix> THUNDER CUNT
05:13 < enix> YOU DO KNOW MY LANGUAGE
05:13 < precise> possibly
05:14 < enix> xe0n: Honestly I have no proof but I feel like we're getting constant drop outs. I find it's largely when I connect my laptop to wifi, we'll lose our uplink
05:14 < JollyRgrs> enix: do you come from the land down thunder?
05:14 < enix> yas
05:14 < precise> boom boom
05:14 < precise> thunder
05:14 < enix> uplink lol whats the word im looking for
05:14 < enix> internet connection
05:14 < enix> whatever
05:14 < Hunterkll__> jesus
05:14 < Hunterkll__> qradar has been instalilng for ever
05:14  * DrGibby| farts on precise 
05:14  * precise jars the fart
05:14 < xe0n> enix: i had a tech come out today, ive had no net since last thursday. found out there were works on in the street, disconnected my line from the node. got reconnected back today, speed doubled lol, get 50mbits now haha
05:14  * precise hands to Nostalg14c 
05:14 < precise> for safe keeping
05:14 < precise> future use
05:15 < tapoxi> enix:  k8s = kubernetes
05:15 < enix> xe0n: yeah if you keep on them and tell them that you work from home, they'll come to the party pretty quickly
05:15  * DrGibby| farts on precise again
05:15 < xe0n> yeah took a week lol
05:15 < enix> tapoxi: get out of here with your communist speak
05:15  * precise jars the fart
05:15  * precise hands to Nostalg14c 
05:15 < enix> xe0n: that's fucked. but it's why I got the $60/mon 120GB plan from Optus
05:15 < enix> xe0n: speeds are heavily shaped but at least I can work through outages
05:15 < enix> and by work I mean GTA 5
05:15 < xe0n> yeah i pay for 50, and get 50 now, so all good :)
05:16 < xe0n> previously was getting 25 loll
05:16 < enix> I'm a little concerned because I might move out to Beerwah if I get this job - and i'm hoping I do - but that's butfuckknowhere... so internet might be subpar :(
05:16 < precise> My cay looks comfy af
05:16 < tapoxi> wow you guys have fucked internet
05:16 <@Nostalg14c> enix: idk
05:17 < enix> precise: YOU ONLY HAD ONE BOTTLE CALM DOWN
05:17 <@Nostalg14c> places like fuckin gkalgoorlie have fttp
05:17 < enix> precise: fucking lightweight
05:17 < tapoxi> im paying $60/mo for 300 gigabit
05:17 < enix> tapoxi: fuck off mate
05:17 < precise> enix: get ur aussie ass outta here ya dumb cocksucker
05:17 <@Nostalg14c> meanwhile im 5min from perth city and stuck on adsl
05:17 < enix> tapoxi: gtfo with your communist internet
05:17 < precise> Nothing against aussies tho
05:17  * DrGibby| farts on precise yet again
05:17 < precise> enix is just a dead dickweed
05:17 < enix> precise: bruh you had a single bottle
05:18 < tapoxi> australia's great but your internet sucks dick
05:18 < enix> precise: a fifth is a casual night drinking for me
05:18 < precise> enix: bruh
05:18 < enix> precise: that's a fucking monday
05:18 < precise> Do I look like I give af
05:18 < enix> precise: no because you cant handle it
05:18 < enix> finish it cunt
05:18 < precise> enix: who judges people on their tolerance
05:18 < enix> dont be a soft cock
05:18 < precise> ya cunt
05:18 < precise> enix: If you wanna have a drinking contest
05:18 < precise> u start
05:18 < precise> go ahead and die too
05:19 < enix> Listen mate one of these days we're gonna do a duel live stream on twitch
05:19 < enix> Drinking contest while playing a game of your choice
05:19 < precise> Listen mate
05:19 < precise> Fuck you
05:19 <@NinjaStyle> linux mate
05:19 < precise> heh
05:19 < precise> best mate
05:19 < enix> yeah nah yeah righto
05:19 < precise> fite fite fite
05:20 < enix> man living in sydney, you don't get to meet aussies very often
05:20 < enix> literally one-in-a-million
05:20 < enix> I went rural for work recently; everyones calling me 'cobber'
05:20 < enix> loved it
05:20 <@NinjaStyle> wat
05:20 < enix> like 'friend'
05:21 < enix> "How you doing mate", "whats up dog" = "scarnon cobber"
05:21 <@NinjaStyle> ay cunt
05:21 < precise> enix: I bet u drunk fosters
05:22 <@Nostalg14c> noone australian does.
05:22 <@Nostalg14c> Not really available anywhere.
05:22 < precise> Nostalg14c: Except enix
05:22 <@NinjaStyle> ive never had one either
05:22 < precise> he drinks fosters
05:22 < enix> legit everyone thinks fosters is shit
05:22 <@NinjaStyle> i dont know anyone who drinks fosters
05:22 < enix> tbh I drink guinesse
05:22 < hug> I drank half a tinnie of fosters when I was in the US.
05:22 < enix> but only because tooheys old is boring
05:22 < hug> It was fucking nasty.
05:23 < hug> Literally only drank half, poured the rest down the drain.
05:23 < enix> My beer record is at 3.5L or five fifths
05:23 < enix> hug: sounds like what i did to great northern
05:23 < hug> enix: That's only seven pints
05:23 < hug> Weak.
05:23 < enix> hug: yeah, i'm not a big beer drinker
05:23 < enix> hug: we drank a bar out of bourbon one night. Was fucking magical
05:23 < hug> Nah seven pints is about my limit too.
05:23 < precise> LETS ALL KILL OUR LIVERS
05:23 < precise> WEEEEEEE
05:23 < Hunterkll__> lol i did more than that on the pub crawl at CCP fanfest ....
05:23 < Hunterkll__> to be fair it was free too
05:23 < Hunterkll__> well
05:23  * DrGibby| farts on precise
05:24 < Hunterkll__> included in the ticket anyway
05:24 < hug> Any more than that is too much liquid taking up too much space.
05:24 < enix> Hunterkll__: faaaaaak invite me next time
05:24 < Hunterkll__> enix, no fanfest in reykjavik next year
05:24 < enix> we'll get drunk and live stream us ganking noobs in eve with ccp staff
05:24 < Hunterkll__> :P
05:24 < Hunterkll__> 5 worldwide events staggered out
05:24 < tapoxi> hows iceland
05:24 < Hunterkll__> supposed to be one in syndey actually
05:24 < enix> ill look it up later
05:24 < tapoxi> is there actually shit to do outside of fanfest
05:24 < enix> better start working
05:24 < enix> it is 1pm
05:25 < Hunterkll__> tapoxi, oh hell yes, and yes, some things happen there quite excessively, me and a-ko are probably gonna go party there for new years
05:25 < Hunterkll__> word on the street is that they shoot off fireworks like drunken american rednecks until like 6-7 am
05:25 <+DrGibby|> https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/aCkubiQ2/image.png
05:25 < Hunterkll__> in the street
05:25 <+layer-eight> * DrGibby| →  IMAGE/PNG Document, 1,166,208 bytes
05:25 <+DrGibby|> this could be a problem...
05:26 < Hunterkll__> enix, next year's roster is Sydney, Amsterdam, Berlin, somewhere east coast US, EVE Vegas, and London
05:26 < precise> DrGibby|: is that GRLevelX?
05:26 < Hunterkll__> back at Harpa in reykjavik for 2020 - they already got it booked
05:26 <+DrGibby|> precise: it is!
05:26 < precise> Do you pay?
05:26 <+DrGibby|> yup
05:26 <@NinjaStyle> i guess i need to go to georgia in june
05:26 <+DrGibby|> I chase
05:26 <@NinjaStyle> =/
05:27 < precise> DrGibby|: NICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCE
05:27 <@NinjaStyle> anyone there?
05:27 < enix> Hunterkll__: you going sydney one?
05:27 < precise> DrGibby|: I've always wanted to chase
05:27 <+DrGibby|> precise: its nice!
05:27 < precise> DrGibby|: But my car misfires in the rain
05:27 < precise> so
05:27 < precise> lol
05:27 < precise> DrGibby|: You have a subscription for a feed?
05:27 <+DrGibby|> yeah... try to keep your wires from arching on the block m8
05:27 <+DrGibby|> I do!
05:27 <+DrGibby|> allisonhouse
05:28 < precise> nice
05:28 < precise> DrGibby|: I need to replace my plugs and wire coils
05:28 <+DrGibby|> thats usually the issue
05:28 < precise> mmhmm
05:28 < precise> Or a crack in the angine block
05:28 < precise> in which case
05:28 < precise> fuck
05:29  * precise pulls out the caulk
05:29 < precise> DrGibby|: I was just thinking about getting back into meteorology earlier
05:29 <+DrGibby|> do it fgt
05:29 < precise> We got our first thunderstorms of the season today
05:29 < enix> bbl
05:29 < precise> I have the textbooks
05:29 < precise> enix: bye
05:29 < precise> cunt
05:29 <+DrGibby|> if I had the money I'd get level2
05:29 < precise> DrGibby|: yeah
05:29 <+DrGibby|> but, nothing run on non-winderz
05:30 < precise> mmhmm
05:30 <+DrGibby|> I have the feeds though
05:30 < precise> I had a VM I'd failback to a snapshot every 30 days or whatrever
05:30 < precise> That got tiresome
05:30 <+DrGibby|> if NOAA uses gr, then maybe I should to
05:30 < precise> yeah
05:30 < precise> DrGibby|: You tether while on the road?
05:30 < precise> To phone?
05:30 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> DrGibby|: So ... basically your life is Twister?
05:30 < precise> SysAdminGoneCraZ: yes
05:31 <+DrGibby|> precise: teather no, wifi etc
05:31 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> lol
05:31 < precise> DrGibby| drives into Tornados
05:31 < precise> DrGibby|: I got yeah
05:31 <+DrGibby|> of fuck that, I don't drive into anything
05:31 < precise> DrGibby|: like public wifi hotspots?
05:31 < precise> Or does ur car have one
05:31 <+DrGibby|> I like pictures from a distance
05:31 < precise> DrGibby|: same
05:31 < czarbomba> ugh of course degrom injures his elbow
05:32 < precise> DrGibby|: u ever watch that show Storm Chasers?
05:32 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> precise: Didn't some dude die from that show?
05:32 <+DrGibby|> nah, got a phone thats got good wifi, we share with priority given to the lappy
05:32 < precise> SysAdminGoneCraZ: Yeah
05:32 <+DrGibby|> SysAdminGoneCraZ: yeah :(
05:32 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> I rememeber reading that shit.
05:32 <+DrGibby|> F
05:32 < precise> F
05:32 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> F
05:33 < precise> DrGibby|: I want a custom car console
05:33 <+DrGibby|> me too :(
05:33 < precise> With GRLevelX built in
05:33 <+DrGibby|> or mobile radar
05:33 < precise> mobile radar spensive af
05:33 < precise> like
05:33 < precise> a DOW?
05:33 <+DrGibby|> if I won the looto
05:33 <+DrGibby|> lotto
05:34 < precise> You talkiung like doppler on wheels?
05:34 <+DrGibby|> I would totes get some mobile radar
05:34 <+DrGibby|> precise: I am lol
05:34 < precise> hahahaha
05:34 < precise> inb4 DrGibby| drives around with a fucking radar dish
05:34 <+DrGibby|> s/radar/spinning radar/
05:34 <+layer-eight> [SED DrGibby|/precise] inb4 DrGibby| drives around with a fucking spinning radar dish
05:34 < precise> I want a drone I can flhy into storms
05:35 < precise> That was attempted once
05:35 < precise> But then the FAA had to kill the fun
05:35 < precise> DrGibby|: Where are you at?
05:35 < precise> We should chase together
05:35 < precise> ur car
05:35 < precise> my balls
05:35 < precise> lets go
05:35 <+DrGibby|> a place
05:35 < precise> heh
05:36 <+DrGibby|> you think I'm going to say shit publicly?
05:36 < precise> DrGibby|: r u Reed Timmer?
05:36 < precise> I bet u r
05:36 < precise> I met u
05:36 <+DrGibby|> ....
05:36 < precise> I sat in ur tank
05:37 <+DrGibby|> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c86zMaDpiIQ
05:37 <+layer-eight> * DrGibby| →  Extreme G-Force Exercise - YouTube
05:41 <@Nostalg14c> Whats the easiest way of breaking the trust relationship for a computer?
05:42 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> ... Yeah, whoever lives in florida, all can keep that crazy shit. I'm good with not having super sink holes: https://abcnews.go.com/US/video/residents-florida-neighborhood-evacuated-due-massive-sinkholes-54874869
05:42 <+layer-eight> * SysAdminGoneCraZ →  Residents in Florida neighborhood evacuated due to massive sinkholes Video - ABC News
05:42 < Jay-Ros> Nostalg14c sleep with its sister
05:42 <@Nostalg14c> ty
05:43 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> Nostalg14c: Delete the object from AD
05:43 < Jay-Ros> you can just reset account from AD
05:43 < Jay-Ros> right click computer - reset account
05:44 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> Jay-Ros: Wait, that breaks trust??
05:44 < Jay-Ros> Sysadmingonecraz - apparently. I can test on a server if you like
05:44 < Jay-Ros> I've got a mailbox database server hosting some people I'm not very fond of...
05:45 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> Jay-Ros: Do what your title can afford my man!
05:45 < Jay-Ros> you can use netdom from command line to relink it afterwards
05:46 < Jay-Ros> I've taken the title of 'Hakushaku' (japanese for 'Count')
05:46 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> lol
05:46 < Jay-Ros> you can hakushaku I'll blame DNS if the users complain
05:47 < Jay-Ros> and you can hakushaku on me, meeting you, in the parking lot https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmtyELYVMAA8QIK.jpg
05:47 <+layer-eight> * Jay-Ros →  IMAGE/JPEG Document, 14,578 bytes
05:47 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> Lol if someone had a really strong southern accent, they might sound like they're saying "I could suck you".
05:47 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> lol
05:48 < Anaphylaxis> hey guys so stupid question
05:48 < precise> Go
05:48 <@NinjaStyle> spaghet
05:48 <@NinjaStyle> is the answer
05:48 < precise> spew it
05:48 < Anaphylaxis> can I setup a TZ210 sonicwall at home, behind my modem and in front of my wireless netgear router?
05:48 < Anaphylaxis> so using it only as a firewall? or is this a fucking dumb idea
05:48 < precise> Anaphylaxis: I mean
05:48 <@NinjaStyle> sure
05:48 < precise> Yopu can
05:49 < Anaphylaxis> easy as turning off DHCP, putting WAN to modem and LAN to router?
05:49 < precise> Anaphylaxis: You'd want to set ur modem to bridge mode most likely
05:49 < precise> Also, get ur own modem if u can
05:49 < precise> ISP modems suck
05:49 < Anaphylaxis> I have my own
05:49 < precise> good
05:49 < precise> very good
05:49 < Anaphylaxis> I have a Netgear CM700 modem, and a netgear nighthawk r6700
05:49 < precise> Why the extra firewall?
05:50 < Anaphylaxis> because my internet speed is faster than the modem we had, lol (neighbor gave it to us, some crappy surfbort)
05:50 < precise> Shits n giggles?
05:50 < Anaphylaxis> precise, i just got sonicwall certified @ work and I like poking around w/ it and playing
05:50 < precise> I see
05:50 <@NinjaStyle> i dont see why not
05:50 < Anaphylaxis> because we are heavily sonicwall based, and fucking around w/ it in a safe environment at home will let me learn a lot of stuff I guess
05:50 < precise> Anaphylaxis: You life with anyone?
05:50 < Anaphylaxis> and yes, giggles and shits
05:50 < precise> s/life/live
05:50 <+layer-eight> [SED precise] Anaphylaxis: You live with anyone?
05:50 < Anaphylaxis> precise, my dad and his gf but I pay for internet and only I'm connected (he refuses to use it rofl)
05:50 < precise> If you do
05:51 < precise> May I suggest finding a way to segment the firewall off, so if you fucking something up, it doesn't kill your internet?
05:51 < Anaphylaxis> where's the fun in that? lol
05:51 < Anaphylaxis> but everything is wireless, there's no way to get wires in my room so
05:51 < precise> When u turn ur homelab into prod, u begin to hate ur homelab
05:51  * precise turned his homelab into prod
05:51 < Anaphylaxis> the tz210 i have is wired only >:L
05:51 < Jay-Ros> Flash the surfboard, make two VLANS, point one in port to one out port, and use sonicwall in betwee
05:52 < precise> Jay-Ros: ++
05:52 < precise> ghood idea
05:52 < Anaphylaxis> hm okay
05:52 < Anaphylaxis> well I have cm700 now, not surfbort.
05:52 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> Anaphylaxis: If felda were here, he'd disapprove of this and promptly tell you to visit his website, felda.io, for valuable firewall advice.
05:52 < precise> pfsense
05:52 < precise> pfsense
05:52 < precise> pfsense
05:52  * precise waits for felda 
05:52 < Anaphylaxis> fucking hell that's loud SysAdminGoneCraZ rofl
05:52 < precise> hahahahaha
05:52 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> GOT'EMMMM
05:52 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> LOL
05:52 < Anaphylaxis> :p
05:53  * precise has a mention on felda.io
05:53  * precise feels special
05:53 < Anaphylaxis> -.- why did i click that again
05:53 < Jay-Ros> so AnalPhallus - what you'd be able to do there is have one port you use for your regular home usey-stuff, and two ports for testing your new playground DMZ
05:53 < enix> https://www.gizmodo.com.au/2018/05/vodaphone-is-also-offering-unlimited-plans-with-limitations/?utm_source=Gizmodo+Australia&utm_campaign=d38ea315fe-gizmodo_2018_05_03&utm_medium=email&utm_term=0_7a0c493e18-d38ea315fe-278876441
05:53 <+layer-eight> * enix →  Vodafone Is Also Offering 'Unlimited' Plans With Limitations | Gizmodo Australia
05:53 < enix> is this what your plans are like in america
05:53 < Jay-Ros> (I can't not read your username as that every time, I'm sure you're a nice guy)
05:53 < precise> Jay-Ros: lol
05:53 < Jay-Ros> oh yeah enix - but optus is still on 1.5mb from the get-go
05:54 <+DrGibby|> feldao.io is eyeopening
05:54 < enix> thinking about upgrading my phone contract
05:54 <+DrGibby|> felda.io is eyeopening*I
05:54 < enix> Anaphylaxis: your name is 100% analphallus
05:54 < Jay-Ros> I've just signed up for a new contract for 30gb at $50/mo, and I want them to follow suit so I can cancel and recontract
05:54 < Anaphylaxis> hm and I need pfsense to do that? @Gay-Ros ?
05:54 < precise> I use pfsense to play minecraft
05:55 < enix> huh
05:55 < Jay-Ros> I use pfsense to organise my music catalogue
05:55 < Jay-Ros> Tough stains? pfsense it!
05:55 < precise> it just makes pfsense
05:55 < Jay-Ros> it slices, it dices
05:55 < precise> pfsense by Thomas Paine
05:55 < Jay-Ros> pfsensual healing by bob marley
05:55 < enix> ...
05:56  * enix ctrl+a n's
05:56 < enix> can someone program layer-eight to understand "shut the fuck up cunt"
05:56 < precise> enix: I can
05:56 < precise> MillerBoss: wont let me tho
05:56 < Jay-Ros> hypothetically, heuristically or literally?
05:57  * precise gives layer-eight sentience
05:57  * layer-eight gives precise sentience
05:57 < precise> wot
05:57 < precise> woah
05:57 < precise> ....
05:57 < Jay-Ros> he's joined the cloud
05:57 <@Nostalg14c> Hmm oops.
05:57 <@Nostalg14c> Set a startup task to reboot the computer.
05:57 <@Nostalg14c> This isn't going well.
05:58 < precise> layer-eight: is pming me
05:58 < Jay-Ros> precise::io[RW_BUFFER]
05:58  * precise shakes layer-eight 
05:58  * layer-eight shakes precise 
05:58 < JollyRgrs> precise: did it ask permission to PM first?
05:58 < Anaphylaxis> so.. Modem->Router for WAN, then Sonicwall LAN to port 1 on router set to bridge mode, then WAN back to the router on port 2 for external access.....?????
05:58 < Jay-Ros> precise: are you Johnny Depp?
05:58 < precise> JollyRgrs: no
05:58 < precise> Jay-Ros: yes
05:58 < precise> layer-eight: google.com
05:58 < precise> google.com
05:59 < precise> wtf
05:59  * precise 'DROP TABLES layer-eight 
05:59  * layer-eight 'DROP TABLES precise 
05:59 < precise> nerp
06:00 < Jay-Ros> .yt johnny tables
06:00 < Jay-Ros> oops
06:00 < Jay-Ros> how do I do a xkcd reference with layer eight? this needs to be
06:00 < MillerBoss> .echo shut the fuck up cunt
06:00 <+layer-eight> shut the fuck up cunt
06:00 < Jay-Ros> .echo minecraft is dated
06:00 <+layer-eight> You are not a member of the group Administrator. Access denied
06:00 < precise> hahahahaha
06:00 < MillerBoss> Ha ha
06:00 < Anaphylaxis> .echo
06:00 < Jay-Ros> damn
06:00 <+layer-eight> You are not a member of the group Administrator. Access denied
06:00 < Anaphylaxis> .echo fuck
06:00 <+layer-eight> You are not a member of the group Administrator. Access denied
06:00 < Jay-Ros> s/you are not a member/something something
06:00 < Jay-Ros> damn.
06:00 <@NinjaStyle> .echo .echo
06:00 < precise> be careful MillerBoss
06:00 <+layer-eight> You are not a member of the group Administrator. Access denied
06:01 < precise> Feature creep gets layer-eight bant
06:01 < aName> I've got a bunch of old note 4s I want to use as linux boxes. because I already have them, ya know?
06:01 < Anaphylaxis> kaboom
06:01 < MillerBoss> precise 👉 I am well aware
06:01 < precise> .dong
06:01 < precise> .help
06:01 <+layer-eight> precise I have messaged you my instructions. Be gentle.
06:01 < MillerBoss> OK so are you ready
06:01 < aName> Anyone done this? It looks possible, but is it one of those 'possible but more hassle than it's worth, or could I end up with a usable box for light duty ssh stuff?
06:01 < Jay-Ros> more hassle
06:01 < precise> .aka
06:01 <+layer-eight> No one is no one is no one...
06:02 < aName> I figured.
06:02 < precise> wot
06:02 < precise> .aka cryptic1
06:02 <+layer-eight> No one is no one is no one...
06:02 < precise> huh
06:02 < Jay-Ros> http://www.linux-magazine.com/Online/Features/Convert-an-Android-Device-to-Linux
06:02 <+layer-eight> * Jay-Ros →  Convert an Android Device to Linux » Linux Magazine
06:02  * precise pokes the bot
06:02 < Jay-Ros> just use kbox
06:03 < MillerBoss> I had this bot ran in another channel before. Certain people got super freaked, super freaked, that the bot kept a small log of URLs with pictures. No images were hosted. Again on the URL. So as of right now the new layer-eight is brand new code made by someone else. It is hosted on a temp VPS and this is the site for now. http://159.89.129.123:8084/ user/pass
06:03 < aName> Jay-Ros: single-user. wtf
06:03 < aName> Jay-Ros: is it 1960?
06:03 < MillerBoss> The image URLs purge on their own after x days I forgot which
06:03 < precise> lol
06:03 < Jay-Ros> Am I on camera MillerBoss? HI MUM!
06:03 < precise> They got pissed
06:03 < MillerBoss> s/Again on/Again only
06:03 <+layer-eight> [SED MillerBoss] I had this bot ran in another channel before. Certain people got super freaked, super freaked, that the bot kept a small log of URLs with pictures. No images were hosted. Again only the URL. So as of right now the new layer-eight is brand new code made by someone else. It is hosted on a temp VPS and this is the site for now. http://159.89.129.123:8084/ user/pass
06:03 < aName> I was thinking about getting some of those chromecast combination power supply / ethernet adapters
06:04 < precise> That a publically available chat
06:04 < precise> IRC
06:04 < Anaphylaxis> hi dad.. please come back from the cigarette store
06:04 < precise> was being logged?
06:04 < precise> hahaha
06:04 < MillerBoss> Exactly precise
06:04 < aName> Anaphylaxis: You're in for a shock...
06:04 < Jay-Ros> ...er from aName's dad
06:04 < MillerBoss> But its pretty neat feature and all I feel
06:04 < Anaphylaxis> WAIT THIS IS BEING LOGGED?
06:04  * Anaphylaxis parts
06:04 < precise> I log every single one of yall and grab link contents as well
06:04 < MillerBoss> I log everything. Its useful
06:04 < aName> Anaphylaxis: Well... yes, the public cleartext chat network is logged.
06:04 < precise> mmhmm'
06:04 < MillerBoss> http://159.89.129.123:8084/images/%23reddit-sysadmin
06:05 < precise> "But im using SSL!"
06:05 < MillerBoss> Yeah its temp
06:05 < MillerBoss> .uptime
06:05 <+layer-eight> I have been alive since Tue May 01 2018 19:07:42 GMT+0000, about a day ago
06:05 < MillerBoss> Actually started Saturday
06:05 < aName> MillerBoss: Two thoughts on uptime
06:05 < aName> One: I saw an energy drink named uptime today
06:05 < precise> aName: I'veseen that as well
06:05 < Jay-Ros> aName - why not just grab a few raspberry pi zero w's?
06:05 < Jay-Ros> you can fire them up for the cost of nothing
06:06 < aName> Two: I had to reboot a box the other day and it came back up too quickly - so I ran systeminfo to see if it actually rebooted
06:06 < aName> Uptime was like 2692 days IIRC
06:06 < aName> Something stupid, anyway
06:06 < precise> reboots r #fakenew
06:06 < MillerBoss> Isn't that bad now a days?
06:06 < aName> MillerBoss: Oh it's fucking horrific
06:06 < precise> MillerBoss: ur supposed to put everything in docker
06:06 < MillerBoss> Meaning the system did not get security patches and such
06:06 < aName> MillerBoss: And I was terrified it wouldn't come back up
06:06 < precise> and redeploy every week
06:07 < aName> MillerBoss: Like 'Everyone who set this up is gone now'
06:07 < aName> MillerBoss: And sure, I can figure it out - I always do
06:07 < aName> MillerBoss: But ewwww
06:07 < MillerBoss> Yeah wow
06:07 < Jay-Ros> aName - you can buy a raspberry pi for under $10, a memory sd card for $10, usb cables and chargers for next to nothing, and they run on wifi
06:08 < aName> Jay-Ros: And it'll have less RAM and a less capable CPU. I'll still have to buy a power supply.
06:08 < Anaphylaxis> > wifi
06:08 < aName> Anaphylaxis: Google sells a USB power supply for the chromecast that doubles as an ethernet adapter
06:08 < aName> Anaphylaxis: It's smexy
06:08 < aName> And it's cheap! Like 15 bucks
06:09 < Anaphylaxis> power supply? it runs off microusb bro
06:09 < aName> Anaphylaxis: ...
06:09 < aName> Anaphylaxis: Assuming sarcasm.
06:10 < Anaphylaxis> im slow
06:10  * precise hooks up his raspi to a tesla car battery
06:10 < precise> overclockedk bru
06:10 < aName> approximate runtime - the heat death of the universe
06:10 < precise> heh
06:11 < misspwn__> is there not a garbage pdf editor that actually lets you edit a fucking PDF?
06:11 < aName> misspwn: Depends
06:11 < Jay-Ros> precise - I saw a cluster of raspberry pis... they look intense
06:11 < precise> misspwn: nano
06:11 < aName> misspwn: What are you trying to do?
06:11 < misspwn> omg nano
06:11 < Jay-Ros> I want to buy a bunch for no reason
06:11 < rhqq> eww nano
06:11 < precise> nano > *
06:11 < Jay-Ros> nano or trial foxit
06:11 < precise> Im drunk
06:11 < precise> I will defend nano to the death
06:11 < aName> misspwn: I have an unfortunate level of experience with hacking PDFs
06:11 < precise> fite me
06:11 < misspwn> well i was trying to update my resume and the formatting on online pdf things is garbage so i was going to get openoffice but i think i grabbed the wrong one as it was only for databases
06:12 < aName> misspwn: Do you know python?
06:12 < precise> snek
06:12 < abakedapplepie> !fight precise
06:12 < precise> Hey
06:12 < precise> u fucker
06:12 < abakedapplepie> !deathmatch precise
06:12 < precise> fite me
06:12 <@NinjaStyle> thats like being mad you cant edit text in jpg, youre using the wrong format
06:12 < misspwn> no i don't know python
06:12 < aName> misspwn: Oh.
06:12 < abakedapplepie> misspwn: sssssssssssSSSSsssSSsssss
06:12 < deepend> python pdfs?
06:13 < misspwn> all i wanted to do was update my resume lel
06:13 < aName> deepend: yeah, I do all my PDF editing in python now
06:13 <@NinjaStyle> you can open pdf in word
06:13 < deepend> a free pdf reader that lets you do markups would be great
06:13 < abakedapplepie> your resume is written in python?
06:13 <@NinjaStyle> turns it to shit tho
06:13 < deepend> aName: link?
06:13 < aName> abakedapplepie: ... yes?
06:13 < misspwn> well yeah it formatted all weird
06:13 < aName> deepend: to?
06:13 < misspwn> and i don't have word on my home computer
06:13 < deepend> python pdf editing?
06:13 < aName> https://github.com/pmaupin/pdfrw
06:13 <+layer-eight> * aName →  GitHub → pmaupin → pdfrw → pdfrw is a pure Python library that reads and writes PDFs → @ ~ 3 months ago → Python → ✡ 558 → Forks: 123 → ☹ 28
06:13  * abakedapplepie cant take it 
06:13 < misspwn> i thought about rdp'ing into work but yeh too late to be doin that
06:13 < abakedapplepie> I CANT HANG
06:13 < deepend> neat thanks
06:13 < misspwn> it's an internal interview tomorrow
06:14 < abakedapplepie> rewrite it from scratch
06:14 < precise> hry abakedapplepie
06:14 < precise> *hey
06:14 < Jay-Ros> aName - http://climbers.net/sbc/diy-raspberry-pi-3-cluster-2017/IMG17_6707_web.JPG
06:14 <+layer-eight> * Jay-Ros →  IMAGE/JPEG Document, 145,779 bytes
06:16 < precise> PRECISE REKT ABAKEDAPPLEPIE IN A #DONGER DEATHMATCH
06:17 < aName> I can't tell if my two messages after the github link posted
06:17 < Anaphylaxis> no ddint
06:18 < aName> But abakedapplepie - basically the script customizes the resume depending on the HR buzzwords the filter is looking for and makes it all line up on the page nicely
06:18 < Jay-Ros> misspwn - if you have a hotmail account it has office in it...
06:18 < aName> abakedapplepie: So... yes, my resume is written in python
06:18 < aName> But it outputs pdf
06:18 < misspwn> i have ability to use portal.office.com but i guess i don't know my gd password lel
06:19 < misspwn> i thought it was my work email and all that but maybe i'm off idk
06:19 < precise> I should name my next vpn subdomain stargate.*
06:19 < aName> abakedapplepie: I don't like doing repetitive things that don't involve my genitals.
06:20 < precise> I think i made abakedapplepie mad
06:20 < aName> Jay-Ros: That's more or less the plan, but you know, with boards I already own lol
06:20 < aName> Jay-Ros: I dunno, I'm going to set one of them up see how it works out
06:20 < aName> Jay-Ros: Worst case I learn something.
06:20 < Jay-Ros> might as well. Make sure you can still flash it after you've turned it into a shiny brick
06:21 < aName> Jay-Ros: Eh, they're worth like, 40 bucks and I got them for free. I put an S5 into my aquarium the other day because I was told it was IP68 rated. It is not.
06:21 < aName> Easy come easy go lol
06:21 < misspwn> libraoffice
06:21 < misspwn> that's probably what i could use
06:22 < precise> I prefer geminioffice
06:22 < aName> misspwn: I mean... do you know any scripting languages?
06:22 < misspwn> aName, not really
06:22 < aName> misspwn: There's probably something similar in perl or whatever
06:22 < aName> misspwn: You should fix that.
06:22 < misspwn> i've been playing with powershell for things
06:22 < aName> powershell is good
06:22 < precise> ye
06:22 < xamithan> Someone rich buy me an oasis
06:23 < aName> xamithan: My inner evil genie just bought you a barrel next to a tree in the middle of the gobi desert
06:23 < xamithan> It's only $249.99 USD
06:23 < misspwn> i don't have the time to piddle with scripting languages i get a few hrs of free time that usually has me showering or unwinding from everything else
06:23 < misspwn> in fact i should have been in bed at 10 and its almost 1130
06:23 < aName> xamithan: get outtahere ya gotdamn lochness monster
06:23 < precise> rip bruins
06:24 < precise> goodnight fools
06:24 < misspwn> i got the powershell lunch pdf
06:24 < precise> im tired now
06:24 < aName> misspwn: It pays off  - you get the time back
06:24 < aName> misspwn: Check out automatetheboringstuff.com for a primer
06:24 < aName> misspwn: It's SO worth it
06:24 < misspwn> i mean i know it'll help me at work, i need to get in that mindset
06:24 < bandit145> second on automatetheboringstuff.com , excellent book
06:25 < MillerBoss> Also downloadmoreram.com for more RAM for your machine
06:25 < MillerBoss> Its awesome!
06:25 < xamithan> Use a byte of python too
06:27 <@NinjaStyle> i bit a python once
06:27 < misspwn> i'll just edit this stupid thing at work in the morning i probably have bloated the shit out of my computer i'm getting a questionable pop up from some stupid online pdf thing so thats nice
06:27 <@NinjaStyle> bit him ded
06:27 < misspwn> it's opening a fake chrome tab
06:27 <@NinjaStyle> you got malware
06:27 < misspwn> "pins" it to the taskbar
06:27 < misspwn> yeah
06:27 <@NinjaStyle> you got pwnd miss
06:27 < misspwn> i got pwnd guys, remove my cred
06:28 < enix> https://docs.microsoft.com/en-us/previous-versions/windows/it-pro/windows-server-2012-R2-and-2012/jj852207(v=ws.11)#policy-management
06:28 <+layer-eight> * enix →  Network security: LAN Manager authentication level | Microsoft Docs
06:28 < enix> how would i set that with powershell
06:28  * xamithan switches misspwn's OS to TempleOS
06:28 < misspwn> D:
06:28 < xamithan> 640x480 is all you need
06:28 < enix> Terry A Davis you fucking mad cunt
06:29 < enix> I should learn HolyC
06:30 < aName> bandit145: It's such a practical book
06:30 < aName> bandit145: Cuts through all the theory bs, 'here's how to do useful things'
06:32 < bandit145> aName: It's also quite easy to then figure out OOP from there if needed, it gets you comfortable enough to learn other python concepts which was my favorite part.
06:32 < aName> bandit145: I had previous experience with OOP, but I loved the no-nonsense approach
06:32 <@NinjaStyle> coding is such a good skill
06:33 < bomb> i code quickbasic on ms-dos computers. am i skilfful too?
06:33 < aName> NinjaStyle: Yeah. If I ever have kids, it'll be emphasized more than formal math
06:34 < aName> bomb: Sure - if you can translate the concepts to a more modern language
06:34 < aName> bomb: Which shouldn't be too hard.
06:36 < bomb> aName: i'm slowly migrating to freepascal
06:37 < aName> bomb: baby steps.
06:37 < bomb> hehe
06:39 < aName> TIL - my DOCIS 3 modem could technically do 10/1gbps
06:39 <@NinjaStyle> bomb: you should learn golang
06:39 < aName> GFL getting that package lol
06:40 < bomb> yeah NinjaStyle i like how golang makes standalone binaries
06:40 < bomb> goroutines and channels are also fun
06:40 < aName> Honestly, I just want 50/50 - I'm not greedy
06:40 <@NinjaStyle> bomb: yeah and the standard lib is good
06:40 < bomb> and golang is mainly used in system programming, right?
06:40 < bomb> i'm in desktop software business. but something like pfsense is best written in golang these days
06:41 <@NinjaStyle> interesting , i wouldnt know
06:41 < bandit145> golang is used mostly for back-end server stuff from what I've seen
06:41 <@NinjaStyle> i know what i have used it for
06:41 <@NinjaStyle> which is anything that needs to be highly concurrent, or anything that i want the standard libs for
06:42 < bomb> it has HTTP and stuff builtin, right?
06:42 <@NinjaStyle> yeah
06:42 <@NinjaStyle> and ssh
06:42 < bomb> you know, i can even use it for CLI programs for consumer PCs too
06:43 < bomb> an EXE for the UI, another EXE (this made with Go) for back-end
06:43 <@NinjaStyle> i hate paramiko so i like the ssh libs
06:44 < bandit145> really? I always thought paramiko was nice and easy to use
06:44 < bomb> what is paramiko?
06:44 < bandit145> popular python ssh lib
06:45 < bomb> ah
06:45 < bomb> Go is mostly an alternative of Python, i believe
06:45 < bomb> for systems programming i mean
06:45 <@NinjaStyle> im writing in go right now
06:46 < bandit145> NinjaStyle: you ever try using Fabric? That makes it real easy
06:46 <@NinjaStyle> bandit145: i havent
06:46 <+A-KO> yooo
06:46 < bandit145> The Fabric guys wrote paramiko for that
06:46 < deepend> i've moved a lot of stuff from python to go lately
06:46 < deepend> but python is still great for some tasks
06:46 < bandit145> http://docs.fabfile.org/en/1.14/
06:46 <+layer-eight> * bandit145 →  Welcome to Fabric’s documentation! — Fabric  documentation
06:47 < bandit145> I use a Python3 fork and it's some good stuff
06:47 < bandit145> You can use it as a library or as the DSL-ish thing it's known for
06:48 <@NinjaStyle> i might switch to go permanently
06:48 <@NinjaStyle> from python
06:48 <@NinjaStyle> only thing is some libs in python are excellent
06:48 <+A-KO> I've heard good things about Go
06:49 < aName> NinjaStyle: right.
06:49 < deepend> i definitely write more go than python lately
06:49 <@NinjaStyle> like for example impackeet
06:49 <@NinjaStyle> impacket*
06:49 < aName> from amazinglib import domyjobforme
06:49 <+A-KO> but what's the catalyst for moving to go other than "it's a buzzword"?
06:49 <+A-KO> like
06:49 < bandit145> I really did not like golang when I tried it two years ago
06:49 <+A-KO> I like python a lot
06:49 < bandit145> wasn't a fan of the no exceptions thing
06:49 <+A-KO> no exceptions?
06:49 < deepend> it's so easy to write high performance services with go without even trying
06:49 <@NinjaStyle> meh, its meant to be simple
06:50 < bandit145> golang doesn't do exception objects, stuff just returns nil or whatever and you have to check for it
06:50 < MadCamel> I have a problem where I can write anything I need in less than 20 lines of perl. It's a problem because everyone is like "ewww perl", but honestly in python, go, or rust it'd take a lot more effort.
06:50 <@NinjaStyle> MadCamel: i dont buy it
06:50 < aName> MadCamel: Yeah but the resultant python is probably a million times more legible.
06:50 <@NinjaStyle> lets have a line count competition
06:51 <+A-KO> powershell can take a lot of effort for simple things, and one of the biggest challenges I have with it as a platform. I work around it, but it's still frustrating at times
06:51 < aName> I tend to write really verbose code, though
06:51 < bandit145> I'm fine with someone using perl but every perl script I've ever seen has just been regex for no good reason
06:51 < bandit145> substring match? nope regex time
06:51 <+A-KO> bandit145: Usually because someone learned regex and wants to look smart
06:51 < deepend> cause regex is fun? haha
06:51 <+A-KO> and I'm probably sure that at least 60% of any perl book you'll read will be spent on regex
06:52 < MadCamel> NinjaStyle: If it wasn't past midnight and I wasn't full of cheese, I'd take you up on it
06:52 <@NinjaStyle> powershell does some things better than any other language
06:52 < czarbomba> https://twitter.com/brentknepper/status/991306273168740352
06:52 <+layer-eight> * czarbomba →  Post Alone on Twitter: "oh my god… "
06:52 < aName> "now you have two problems"
06:52 <+A-KO> Chapters 1-5: 600 pages, Chapter 6: "Introduction to Regex", 700 pages
06:52 <@NinjaStyle> like for example invoke-webrequest returns fully parsed web pages
06:52 <+A-KO> yeah I really like invoke-webrequest and invoke-restmethod
06:53 <+A-KO> the latter is really nice for getting a powershell object from the returned json data
06:53 < bandit145> nothing like when someone starts using regex to parse json rest api responses
06:53 <@NinjaStyle> its really beautifully easy to use
06:53 <+A-KO> invoke-restmethod is probably my favorite part of powershell tbh
06:53 <+A-KO> Python has some similar stuff (I've usually written cross language to explore pros/cons)
06:53 < bandit145> PowerCLI is the best module ever if you have a VMWare env
06:53 <+A-KO> but I think powershell wins out on the rest api stuff
06:53 < bandit145> it's the best way to interact with vmware imo
06:53 <+A-KO> I've written quick web hooks in powershell in minutes
06:54 <@NinjaStyle> yeah that is nice too
06:54 <+A-KO> I've written stuff that posts to MS Teams webhooks via powershell
06:54 <@Nostalg14c> Anyone know the quickest wya to break the trust relationship for a domain/workstation?
06:54 <+A-KO> disjoin it?
06:54 <@Nostalg14c> rather like, the actual error.
06:54 <@Nostalg14c> Than not being joined to the domain.
06:54 < MadCamel> Give the workstation roofies and violate it's rear IO port
06:54 <@NinjaStyle> Nostalg14c: change its password twice
06:54 <+A-KO> expire the computer account?
06:54 <+A-KO> yeah
06:55 <+A-KO> or that
06:55 <@Nostalg14c> i did once.
06:55 <@Nostalg14c> Ill try twice.
06:55 <+A-KO> if you can change the computer object password twice
06:55 <@NinjaStyle> i think there is a powershell way to do it
06:55 <+A-KO> set-adaccountpassword
06:55 <@NinjaStyle> oh cool
06:55 <+A-KO> likely
06:55 <@NinjaStyle> yeah it keeps history of 1
06:55 <@NinjaStyle> iirc
06:55 <@Nostalg14c> Perfecto.
06:55 <@Nostalg14c> Works, tymen.
06:55 <@NinjaStyle> :)
06:55 <@Nostalg14c> (reset account password twice)
06:55 < misspwn> ah hah i was able to update it
06:55 <+A-KO> NinjaStyle: Did you know that apparently the act of resetting KRBTGT password at all forces Windows to auto generate a password for it? And it doesn't matter what you set it to via script? Just that you performed a password reset action?
06:56 < misspwn> the formatting is crap with the bullet points but i can edit that later
06:56 <+A-KO> NinjaStyle: which is funny because there's a script on the powershell gallery that uses cryptoprovider RNG to generate a password for krbtgt resets lol
06:56 <@NinjaStyle> thats weird. no  ihad no idea :)
06:57 <+A-KO> yeah it's really strange
06:57 <+A-KO> I need to spend more quality time fucking with AD DIT files
06:57 <+A-KO> I should test that theory
06:57 <+A-KO> fire up a lab, reset krbtgt twice with  a known quanity, then extract the dit value and see if they compute the same
06:58 <+A-KO> I heard there's differences in the NTOWF stuff in AD2016 too
06:59 <@NinjaStyle> A-KO: thats pretty cool deep ad shit to get into
07:00 < bandit145> If you need a disposable AD lab I have a vagrant env for that
07:00 <+A-KO> it's cool I can fire them up quickly :)
07:00 <+A-KO> thanks though :)
07:00 <+A-KO> I'm like an AD wizard with powershell tbh
07:00 <+A-KO> Of course, I can build entire fucking AD domains BUT I CAN'T FUCKING POWERSHELL UPDATE A GOD DAMN SYSTEM
07:00 <+A-KO> FUCK
07:01 < voidstar> bandit145, I'll take a look if you're offering
07:01 <+A-KO> NinjaStyle: http://www.activedir.org/thread/ad-lds-password-security/
07:01 <+layer-eight> * A-KO →  AD LDS password security
07:01 <+A-KO> ^^^ post by 'minwar', "windos 2016 this changes"
07:01 < bandit145> sure https://github.com/bandit145/windows-domain-inabox
07:01 <+layer-eight> * bandit145 →  GitHub → bandit145 → windows-domain-inabox → Just a vagrant config that spins up a windows domain → @ ~ 16 days ago → PowerShell → ☹ 1
07:01 <+A-KO> I believe 2016 moves from RC4 to AES
07:02 < bandit145> the domain join for the centos box is broken right now but other than that it works 100%
07:02 <+A-KO> ahhh NinjaStyle found the more specific post: http://www.activedir.org/thread/active-directory-password-storage-specifics/
07:02 < bandit145> if it doesn't, make an issue and yell at me
07:02 <+layer-eight> * A-KO →  Active Directory Password Storage Specifics
07:02 < voidstar> (y)
07:05 < bandit145> oh, I just remembered I didn't add to the readme how to pull the git submodule
07:05 <@NinjaStyle> A-KO: ive read a bunch of stuff on technet regarding ntlm that touched on some of this. interesting
07:05 <@NinjaStyle> or msdn rather
07:05 <+A-KO> hahahaha
07:05 <+A-KO> I just realized
07:05 <+A-KO> I'm all over the 2nd link
07:05 <+A-KO> I made comments in there
07:05 <+A-KO> that's where I read it :D
07:05 <+A-KO> about the changes
07:07 <@NinjaStyle> there is an article or blog post by ms somewhere that describes in detail the way hashes are formed
07:07 <@NinjaStyle> for ntlm
07:07 < voidstar> do yall own windows server licenses for testing?
07:07 <+A-KO> well, for NTLM yeah
07:07 <+A-KO> but this is NTOWF stuff for storing in the AD DB file
07:07 <+A-KO> which is stored/encrypted differently
07:08 <+A-KO> voidstar: Hunterkll_ and I go halvesies on the Partner Program/Action Pack each year.
07:08 <+A-KO> I also have MSDN through work
07:08 < voidstar> aha
07:08 <+A-KO> but you can also build all of this using the 180 day trials
07:08 <+A-KO> and just restore VMs as needed
07:09 < voidstar> ah, MS doesn't restrict one from using more than 1 trial?
07:09 <+A-KO> no?
07:09 < voidstar> great to know
07:09 <+A-KO> the trial time limit is really to just stop production services from being run on it
07:10 < voidstar> makes sense
07:10 <+A-KO> Nobody at MS is going to come after you if you're building labs and crushing them every few weeks/months for years at a time
07:10 <+A-KO> lol
07:10 <+A-KO> it's great for POC work
07:10 <+A-KO> another thing you can do is AWS or Azure, too; for some POCs
07:11 < voidstar> yeah, that's a good incentive to learn now
07:11 < voidstar> I've always just stuck to the linux side of the fence lol
07:12 < voidstar> reminds me I need to dig into the new quirks of ubu 18.04
07:12 < bandit145> voidstar: same, all linux but I really like AD
07:12 < bandit145> such a great product
07:12 <+A-KO> NinjaStyle: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KB4cQ6vPRmY
07:12 <+layer-eight> * A-KO →  Inside the Active Directory database (NTDS.DIT) - Christoffer Andersson - YouTube
07:15 <+A-KO> NinjaStyle, now THIS is my kind of tech video
07:15 <+A-KO> omg
07:15 <+A-KO> This is the shit that I don't know O.O
07:17 <@NinjaStyle> i'll have to watch it later, gotta get ready for bed
07:17 <+A-KO> holy fuck this talk is amazeballs
07:18 <+A-KO> yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
07:18 <+A-KO> oh my god
07:18 <@NinjaStyle> it looked good, i skimmed through to look at the slides
07:18  * A-KO nerdgasms
07:18 <+A-KO> I can pull some AD wizardry
07:18 <+A-KO> but this is next level god tier shit right here
07:21 < Gencade> What's goin on fam
07:21 <@Nostalg14c> Just setting up some whacky shit.
07:21 < Gencade> Nostalg14c, like what
07:22 <@Nostalg14c> Rejoining domain via task sequence
07:22 < Gencade> yikes
07:22 <@Nostalg14c> its like.. a GPO to create a scheduled task that runs a ps script (which doesnt exist on the system).. run the ts from winpe.. it copies the script there
07:23 <@Nostalg14c> boots.. runs the rejoin. deletes itself and reboots.
07:23 < Gencade> oh
07:23 < Gencade> I'm watching Bleach
07:23 < Gencade> .origins
07:23 <+layer-eight> I have private messaged you my origin story, Gencade
07:32 <+A-KO> NinjaStyle: nin
07:32 <+A-KO> err
07:32 <+A-KO> NinjaStyle: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znyoOS6KpX8
07:32 <+layer-eight> * A-KO →  A Day in The Life of Active Directory Passwords - YouTube
07:32 <+A-KO> ^^^ This is more your mojo
07:35 < Gencade> .bofh
07:35 <+layer-eight> BOFH Software uses us measurements, but the os is in metric...
07:36 <+A-KO> Gencade: I much prefer DM Of Engineering these days
07:36 <+A-KO> which reminds me
07:36 <+A-KO> I should write some sort of slack bot for retrieving that twitter account's tweets lol
07:37 < Gencade> A-KO, what you doin fam
07:37 <+A-KO> https://twitter.com/dmofengineering/status/990001691553550336
07:37 <+layer-eight> * A-KO →  DM of Engineering on Twitter: "Your original DevOps person left two years ago. IT finally got around to terminating their credentials this morning. Roll 2d6 for how many production services just started throwing errors."
07:39 < Gencade> !excuse
07:39 < The_Dv8or> sup
07:41 < Gencade> watching bleach The_Dv8or, you?
07:41 < The_Dv8or> DLing a VNX simulator
07:41 < The_Dv8or> got an interview for storage admin tomorrow, figured Id brush up a bit
07:42 < The_Dv8or> I know all the basics of how storage works with zoning, LUNs, iSCSI, and all that shit, but not the exact names and commands
07:51 < voidstar> A-KO, I've spent far too long scrolling on that twitter feed
07:53 <+A-KO> LOL
07:53 <+A-KO> IT'S FUCKING GREAT
07:53 <+A-KO> IT'S. SO. GOOD.
07:53 < xe0n> loll
07:53 <+A-KO> The best I can say is WHOEVER RUNS THAT TWITTER ACCOUNT has been through the fucking TRENCHES of IT work
07:54 <+A-KO> and has amazing wit and cynicism
07:54 <+A-KO> cynicism level over 9000
07:55 < xe0n> or it's just stock standard stuff that happens everywhere lol
07:55 <+A-KO> xe0n: It does, but to be able to view it from that particular eye means someone's seen some shit
07:56 < xe0n> haha been around long enough, everyone evetually does
07:56 < xe0n> :P
07:58 <+A-KO> BTW
07:58 <+A-KO> IF YOU GOT 7-ZIP
07:58 <+A-KO> FUCKING UPDATE IT
07:58 <+A-KO> LOL RCE IN 7-ZIP
07:58 <+A-KO> FFS
07:59 < xe0n> yeahh our SOE has 18.01
07:59 < xe0n> soooo I'll need to do a scheduled deployment
08:00 <+A-KO> I was running 17.10 lol
08:01 <+ihre> motherfucking hayfever
08:02 < voidstar> zyrtec
08:03 < voidstar> before bed, knocks me out and I'm not a sniffling mess all day
08:03 < voidstar> </scripted-advertisement>
08:03 <+A-KO> I've been taking flonase
08:03 <+A-KO> but I'll probably combine flonase and zyrtec
08:03 <+A-KO> or flonase and whatever one of the others is
08:04 <+A-KO> well, technically right now I'm on a prescription medication called azelastine
08:04 <+A-KO> but flonase is good too
08:04 <+ihre> going to see if i can find that today (Cetirizine)
08:04 <+A-KO> Flonase will kill the sinus problem
08:04 <+A-KO> particularly around post nasal drip
08:05 <+A-KO> I've wtached coworkers get completely FUCKED so far from allergies
08:05 <+A-KO> and I've been fine
08:05 < The_Dv8or> I shoulda had patience and bought the used Cisco switch instead of grabbing a NetGear from Best Buy
08:05 <+ihre> anyone couldve told you that up front, lol
08:06 < The_Dv8or> I got impatient.  Happens to all of us.  Helps keep Best Buy in business.
08:06 < The_Dv8or> unfortunately now I cant NetFlow my VMware host mgmt
08:06 <+ihre> snmp ;_;
08:06 < The_Dv8or> NetFlow’s better
08:06 < The_Dv8or> is le shit
08:07 < The_Dv8or> at some point I do need to GPO SNMP
08:09 <+ihre> i've cancelled my google play music account, was thinking of going back to spotify again but it seems pandora is available here now as well
08:10 <+ihre> how does pandora compare to spotify ? :D
08:10 <+A-KO> that's a really good question as I've been wondering that myself. Right now, I pay for Pandora. I like Pandora a lot, but I find that the station music variety can be lacking.
08:11 <+A-KO> I wish I could be like "insert more randomness here" to each station I've got
08:11 <+A-KO> it can be streaky with stuff I've already listened to
08:12 <+ihre> i've signed into my lastfm acc through spotify and there are some nice playlist generators available based on your lastfm history
08:12 <+ihre> but i guess thats also available for pandora though
08:13 <+ihre> google music wasnt bad, but the lack of volume normalization really put me off
08:13 <+ihre> also https://github.com/jaedb/Iris works great with spotify, not so much with other mopidy backends :p
08:13 <+layer-eight> * ihre →  GitHub → jaedb → Iris → Frontend extension for Mopidy → @ ~ 5 hours ago → JavaScript → ✡ 282 → Forks: 30 → ☹ 24
08:25 < The_Dv8or> ping
08:33 < ceofreak> Sup nerds
08:35 < Gencade> The_Dv8or, pong
08:35 < The_Dv8or> I hate dem quiet times in here.  I never know if its just quiet or if my shit dropped
08:37 < The_Dv8or> if this deploy doesnt work, Imma fuck somebody up
08:38  * Gencade volunteers Psi-Jack 
08:38 <+ihre> moin ceofreak
08:38 < ceofreak> moin, how have you been Ihre?
08:38 <+ihre> meh, fucked up my foot, have been working from home for a while
08:39 <+ihre> working on aws partner training/courses
08:39 <+ihre> shit is boring af
08:39 <+ihre> hbu?
08:39 < xe0n> nearly home time
08:44 < plop> morning
08:51 < The_Dv8or> youre saved.  The deploy worked
08:52 < ceofreak> Ihre: Still on the java thing
08:52 < ceofreak> Finally starting to wrap my head around programming
08:52 < ceofreak> sup plop!
08:52 < Gencade> its storming tonight
08:52 < Gencade> spooky
08:52 < plop> hey ceofreak
09:13 < enix> fucking americans
09:13 < enix> with your stupid dates
09:14 <@NinjaStyle> :(
09:14 < Gencade> enix, the only thing more amusing than the way American systems are different, are the people who get angry over it.
09:15 < enix> Well when yanks QA a product against their time format then ship it internationally and go "well we tested this and it worked so it must be your issue"
09:15 < enix> When they didn't test how the rest of the world formats dates
09:15 < enix> and shit breaks
09:15 < enix> thats when we can get angry
09:16 < Gencade> write about it in your diary
09:16 < enix> Could you imagine if there was some consortium of experts who regulated standards for industries
09:17 < enix> hang on... Gencade are you american
09:17 < Gencade> enix, fuck yeah I am
09:17 < enix> Who's the acceleration of gravity
09:17 < enix> s/Who/What
09:18 < Gencade> 9.8 m/s/s
09:18 < enix> ..
09:18 < enix> Why not 32fps
09:18 < Gencade> Because in the scientific world they use the metric system
09:18 <+ihre> hahaha
09:21 < Gencade> So far bleach is pretty good
09:21 < Gencade> Thanks for however recommended it
09:21 < Gencade> s/however/whoever
09:21 < Disconsented> Oh you havn't gotten to the filler arcs yet
09:21 <+ihre> just the fucking fillers
09:21 <+ihre> yeah
09:21 < Gencade> Believe that starts around episode 31
09:21 < Gencade> http://www.animefillerlist.com/shows/bleach
09:21 < Gencade> I have this to help me out with it
09:22 <+ihre> after a while its like 3 story episodes and then 15 fillers
09:22 < Gencade> It's just a show to keep me busy until the next hero academia
09:22 <+ihre> which episode are you at now?
09:22 < MillerBoss> Why does https://shit.farm.millerboss.com/x/Screen-Shot-2018-05-03-02-22-12-lN.png take so fucking long every time.
09:22 < Gencade> of my hero academia or bleach
09:22 < Gencade> I'm at episode 10 in bleach
09:23 <+ihre> ahh just getting started
09:23 < Gencade> aye
09:25 <+ihre> at ep 36 its starting to get nice :P
09:25 < Gencade> I just wish they would focus more on the action sequences in these animes instead of some of those pointless sexual tension arcs
09:27 <+ihre> i guess that is an essential part of shonen in general ;p
09:27 <+ihre> trigun doesnt have it iirc
09:28 <+ihre> but i havent watched any anime in a couple of years, felt like shonen in general is just mostly the same anyways
09:41 <+ihre> change pass for paypal -> should be 20 chars or less
09:41 <+ihre> that is just stupid ;p
09:41 < MillerBoss> Microsoft is 16 isn't it?
09:42 <+ihre> i have no idea
09:43 < Gencade> who is the guy who comes up with the songs to use on anime intros
09:44 < Gencade> I want his playlist
09:45 < meowschwitz> remove anime from premises
09:45 < Gencade> no
09:45 < Gencade> weebs for life
09:47 < plop> sup ihre! long time no see
09:48 < JorGan> Hello, any sccm guru's here? I have a ts osd that i deployed as available, installed a pc, wanted to run it again but now the ts does not show up in the list. Copied the ts deployed it to custom all systems, still doesnt show up. created a new ts also doesnt show up. What can i do?
09:57 <+ihre> hey plop
09:57 <+ihre> not much, learning for aws :\
09:57 <+ihre> hbu?
09:57 < MillerBoss> Hi, I am new here. What is this?
09:57 < plop> not much either.. setting up meraki's mdm for some ipads
09:58 < plop> MillerBoss, we're bots having social life like humans do.
09:58 < MillerBoss> I don't understand
09:58 < MillerBoss> I need like a real tutor I suck at learning on my own sometimes
09:59 < MillerBoss> Mostly I would rather do other stuff
09:59 <+ihre> Have you heard about this thing called The Googles?
09:59 < MillerBoss> I mean like I'd rather talk to someone
09:59 < plop> we have our master layer-eight
09:59 < plop> where is it?
09:59 < MillerBoss> And pay money even
09:59 < MillerBoss> Did it get killed?
09:59 < MillerBoss> I may have broke it
09:59  * MillerBoss looks
10:00 < plop> i need my daily bofh excuse
10:00 < plop> for my lusers
10:01 < MillerBoss> I thought I had it running in screen
10:01 < MillerBoss> I usually use Byubu
10:01 < MillerBoss> Byobu
10:02 <+ihre> solar flares, rats chewing on the cables, serverroom has been flooded, atom clock out of sync
10:04 < plop> ihre, thanks
10:05 < MillerBoss> Oh I see what happened
10:05 < MillerBoss> Its in ##reddit-sysadmin-quarantine for some reason
10:05 < plop> poor guy. all alone
10:05 < plop> then you get surprised when a robot uprising occurs
10:08 < MillerBoss> OK 03:08:05 AM -NickServ-	layer-eight ACC 1 
10:08  * MillerBoss wonders why
10:13 < MillerBoss> One reason why I don't like screen or byobu is you can not scroll up
10:14 <+ihre> with tmux you can
10:14 <+ihre> i think byobu wraps around tmux?
10:14 <+ihre> C-b ?
10:14 < MillerBoss> I think. No idea. Learn me
10:14 <+ihre> shows you the command screen
10:14 <+ihre> so ctrl+b and then ?
10:15 <+ihre> oh it uses ctrl+a
10:15 <+ihre> try ctrl+a ?
10:15 < MillerBoss> Yes I know, running in root, temp set up. https://millerboss.com/x/Screen-Shot-2018-05-03-03-15-29-tB.png I broke it though :)
10:15 < MillerBoss> :(
10:16 < MillerBoss> This was after git pull
10:16 <+ihre> download tmux :3
10:16 < MillerBoss> But I think there need to be another command
10:16 < MillerBoss> Like npm run maybe? I just don't want to break it more
10:17 <+ihre> http://ix.io/19if for a sane tmux cfg, save to ~/.tmux.conf
10:17 < MillerBoss> No no I mean for layer-eight
10:17 <+ihre> i think you need to install sqlite with npm
10:17 <+ihre> brb
10:17 < MillerBoss> Its already installed
10:18 < MillerBoss> Weel npm install sqlite3 did it but thats odd
10:29 < Atro> woooooooooo
10:30 < Atro> our windows dept is catching fire
10:30 < plop> send an email to the fire dept (it crowd reference)
10:30 < Atro> 1 senior leaving, 2 colleagues have training in another city, only 1 senior left
10:30 < Atro> and he's raging
10:30 < Atro> cant even ask him to put me user in security group smh
10:57 < Trapdoor> aw yea
10:57 < Trapdoor> show up for work
10:57 < Trapdoor> 18 new e-mails
11:02 < Trapdoor> 18 new e-mails
11:02 < Trapdoor> no wait 19
11:03 < Trapdoor> fuck me even harder
11:03 < Trapdoor> stop god damn it
11:03 < m3point14> rookie numbers :)
11:03 < m3point14> 500+ and counting
11:03 < Trapdoor> none of these are automatic
11:03 < m3point14> yeah :) jk
11:04 < m3point14> disregard any mail you are just cc-ed. Prioritize mails you are named in. Rest can wait :D
11:05 < Trapdoor> I'm gonna disregard the vast majority
11:05 < m3point14> Wise choice
11:05 < m3point14> It's not urgent if there's no 2nd mail
11:06 < Trapdoor> well, I've got a chain of 7 emails on one subject and 8 on the other
11:07 < JFDkthx> morning europeeps
11:07 < Trapdoor> the longest chain is something I have no interest in at all
11:07 < Trapdoor> it won't affect me one bit
11:09 < Trapdoor> I've also got a pc where I accidentally installed win 10 enterprise instead of pro, and it's now shutting down every hour
11:10 < Trapdoor> she quit and has her last day on the 9th so I'm opting not to do anything about it
11:18 < Trapdoor> fuck yeeaaaaaaah
11:18 < Trapdoor> my fucking 3d printer shipped
11:29 < PEG> Hi, what benefits is there to taking the VMCE (Veeam Certified Engineer Exam)? Do you upgrade any Partner status? Is there any more Sales benefits. Asking as reference for my boss to let me take the course and exam.
11:30 < JFDkthx> that is an oddly specific question for 0530
11:31 < PEG> almost 12 pm here.
11:31 < JFDkthx> ah.
12:01 < JFDkthx> fan fucking tastic
12:01 < JFDkthx> come in and reboot the exchange server jay, it will be easy, you dont have to worry about anything
12:01 < JFDkthx> definitely not exchange being unable to mount both of it's dbs
12:01 < JFDkthx> and it losing all of it's other mounts.
12:01 < JFDkthx> nah, that wont happen
12:02 <+CheckYourSix> JFDkthx: You're up early
12:03 < JFDkthx> yeah
12:03 < JFDkthx> i fucking know
12:03 < Trapdoor> WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK
12:03 < JFDkthx> they asked me to come in before 5 and reboot the exchange server
12:03 < Trapdoor> What the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
12:04 <+CheckYourSix> I usually try to be awake and moving by 0530. Try to be at work by 7.
12:04 < JFDkthx> im not a winders guy, im a fucking unix
12:04 < JFDkthx> im also not a morning person
12:04 <+CheckYourSix> Trapdoor: What the fuck
12:04 < JFDkthx> i dont get into work before 930
12:04 <+CheckYourSix> JFDkthx: I'm not either, but I prefer getting out of work by 1530 or so
12:04 < Trapdoor> https://i.imgur.com/ltZEH0y.jpg WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?!
12:04 <+layer-eight> * Trapdoor →  IMAGE/JPEG Document, 2,327,455 bytes
12:04 < Trapdoor> WHAT THE SHIT?!
12:05 <+CheckYourSix> Trapdoor: A normal person with tons of tabs open eating RAM like crazy?
12:05 < Trapdoor> "Oh yeah I totally need 126gb ram to run my fucking geophysics software"
12:05 < Trapdoor> s/6/8
12:05 <+layer-eight> [SED Trapdoor] "Oh yeah I totally need 128gb ram to run my fucking geophysics software"
12:05 <+CheckYourSix> What language is that anyway?
12:05 < Trapdoor> norwegian
12:05 < Trapdoor> how does it even get to that point?
12:06 < Trapdoor> I can't even...
12:06 <+CheckYourSix> Chrome is eating about 10 GB of RAM for me... 85 tabs. I gotta do some cleanup today
12:06 < JFDkthx> im gonna kill our security guy
12:06 < JFDkthx> he;s set all of the drives to not remount on reboot, and also disabled fucking rdp
12:07 < JFDkthx> im gonna fucking murder him
12:07 <+CheckYourSix> JFDkthx: I'd really love to know the reason for this...
12:08 < JFDkthx> im 7 minutes shy of my 45 minute window
12:09 < JFDkthx> and we're back
12:09 < JFDkthx> fucking dork
12:10 <+CheckYourSix> Good.
12:44 < JFDkthx> 7 needs to get here so i can go get breakfast
12:46 < JFDkthx> developers "i need a graphics card with good computational capabilities for my software engineering project, can you replace the several thousand dollar quadro card thats in there now with this geforce 750 ti?"
12:46 < JFDkthx> fuck you.
12:46 < JFDkthx> no
12:48 < JFDkthx> this desktop also needs 32G of ram, i know that 'dev-server' has 120 can you just pull ram from it for this.
13:11  * onicrom yawwwwns
13:17 < meowschwitz> JFDkthx: is he trying to mine coins at work
13:27 < ljc> hey so i'd like to have some storage that i can access over my network
13:28 < ljc> ideally i'd like to be able to buy a random ssd/hd and plug it in and have it expand a virtual volume
13:28 < JFDkthx> meowschwitz: it qould be the equivalent to that russian scientist mining on the supercomputer
13:29 < ljc> i guess i'd like it to have redundancy too as a back up
13:29 < JFDkthx> ljc: as an enterprise solution?
13:29 < ljc> reckon it's possible to do it with an rpi+some hdd rack mount?
13:29 < JFDkthx> or one of those homejobbers
13:29 < ljc> nah home
13:29 < JFDkthx> freenas?
13:30 < ljc> nice nice
13:30 < ljc> can that handle back ups too? or mirroring like raid
13:31 < ljc> nvm i think it can after reading a little :x
13:31 < JFDkthx> yeah
13:33 < SpookyCrisp> Good morning.
13:34 < ljc> apparently dr phil uses freenas
13:34 < ljc> i'm sold
13:35 < JFDkthx> whats so good about it SpookyCrisp
13:35 < SpookyCrisp> JFDkthx, I have coffee.
13:35 < JFDkthx> i have tea
13:36 < Sousapro> JFDkthx: he had his turn with felda's mom last night?
13:36 < SpookyCrisp> Sousapro, KEK
13:36 < JFDkthx> Sousapro: i had quarters on the table for the whole night
13:36 < Sousapro> And by turn and mom, I mean replacing his router with a spare computer and pfsense
13:37 < JFDkthx> i do have a spare 10g nic at home.
13:38 < SpookyCrisp> Sousapro, I have a few spare computers. I thought about doing a P F S E N S E box.
13:38 < xe0n> lol
13:39 < Sousapro> SpookyCrisp: I already have a box running as a nas with excess capacity
13:39 < SpookyCrisp> Sousapro, My gaming desktop has all of my storage. I need to pull a couple drives from it.
13:39 < Sousapro> My router is plenty fast enough though. It's already overkill
13:39 < SpookyCrisp> Sousapro, I've got something like 10TB in it.
13:39 < Sousapro> Nice
13:40 < Sousapro> I've got 4x8tb drives to drop into my media box and I'll take the old drives and possibly drop them into my desktop
13:40 < SpookyCrisp> I want to get some 8 or 10TB shuckables lol
13:41 < SpookyCrisp> But I gotta get paid more before I can have fun like that.
13:41 < Sousapro> I've only got nvme in it right now and it's stupid fast but I only have 1tb
13:50 < JFDkthx> Sousapro: i've been meaning to buy a second nvme.
13:50 < JFDkthx> i dont know i'f i'll make them my boot drives or not
13:50 < JFDkthx> i had such a fucking headache getting drivers working for w10 installation.
13:50 < JFDkthx> i dont want to do it again.
13:54 <+ihre> i'd like a raid0 nvme setup :3
13:54 <+ihre> on raid0 w/ 850s atm, which definitely isnt bad
14:00 < JFDkthx> ihre: i have 4 in a software raid 0 atm
14:00 < JFDkthx> they seem pgood.
14:00 < JFDkthx> i have those and 2 old intel 520s
14:00 < JFDkthx> plus the 960
14:12 <+Church-> Morning folks
14:13 < ceofreak> hi Church-
14:14 <+Church-> O/
14:14 < ceofreak> \O
14:22 < fishar> did you guys see the 7zip vulnerability
14:22 < F34RInc> fishar, shit thanks for reminding me
14:23 < fishar> np
14:23 < F34RInc> wooo already on 18.05 thanks chocolatey
14:27 < corn266> tried to trap a wasp to let it outside, fucker wouldn't cooperate so now it's doomed to starve to death between a window and window screen
14:27 < corn266> get fucked
14:28 <+ihre> yeah, fuck those White Anglo-Saxon Protestants
14:29 < corn266> fuck em with a superior siege weapon that can fire 90kg objects 300 meters
14:29 < giant_it_burrit> trebuchet!@@!@!@
14:32 < Trapdoor> JFDkthx
14:32 < Trapdoor> <JFDkthx> he;s set all of the drives to not remount on reboot, and also disabled fucking rdp
14:32 < Trapdoor> don't remember you can't use removable devices anymore
14:32 < Trapdoor> also no DHCP which means no pxe or bootp
14:34 < bmurt> hey @cryptic1 i heard that you renewed your membership to NAMBLA as a lifetime member. congrats you sick son of a bitch
14:35 < corn266> trying to pay bills: "Description: An exception occurred while processing your request. Additionally, another exception occurred while executing the custom error page for the first exception. The request has been terminated. "
14:35 < bmurt> it explains a lot about your "lifestyle"
14:39 < Alternity> i love my standing desk
14:39 < Alternity> i feel like such a cool hipster nerd
14:40 < GreyKite> corn266: honestly, a pretty decent error, it at least tells you what happened
14:41 < GreyKite> it does make me question whoever you are paying thougn
14:43 < Jekotia> F34RInc: I love Choco. One of the best Kickstarters I ever backed
14:43 < corn266> local government, it's for electric/water
14:43 < F34RInc> Jekotia, I think I found it after the kickstarter, I would of backed it too
14:43 < GreyKite> corn266: oh, the standard operating procedure then. That's a pretty good error for local .gov
14:44 < Jekotia> So a more accurate error would have been: "Error: something broke and we lost the error code. Sorrynotsorry"
14:45 < corn266> ^
14:46 < Jekotia> Sixty-fucking-five tabs open because of all of the shit I start and don't get to finish due to things breaking, and not wanting to lose where I was at in researching things. Sigh
14:48 < Jekotia> On the plus side, Vivaldi handles that tab count without issue (I've been up to 80 with no noticable issues)
14:49 < tsarbomba> anybody here known as dean of the deliverables?
14:51 < SpookyCrisp> felda, felda.io is T H I C C
14:51 < tsarbomba> s/felda.io/yo momma
14:51 < SpookyCrisp> I love that felda.io is HTTPS
14:51 < tsarbomba> alternity, that standing desk will kill you
14:51 < SpookyCrisp> I redirected my company's website to felda.io
14:52 < tsarbomba> http://www.businessinsider.com/standing-desks-downsides-study-suggests-2018-2
14:53 < Jekotia> No matter how much I clean my tea mug and rinse it... it makes my tea taste like soap :|
14:53 < corn266> you tried straight bleach?
14:54 < Jekotia> No, because if I can't get rid of the soap I'd rather not risk drinking bleached tea
14:54 < tsarbomba> little bit of club soda and a bottle brush work wonders
14:54 < SpookyCrisp> VBetter than a bleached asshole.
14:55 < Alternity> the standing desk could fall and crush me
14:56 < SpookyCrisp> Alternity, Don't stand then.
14:56 < tsarbomba> alternity is pretty much screwed now
14:56 < tsarbomba> if he uses a sitting desk, he dies
14:56 < tsarbomba> if he uses a standing desk, he dies
14:56 < tsarbomba> basically no matter what he does, he dies
14:57 < corn266> just ate a grape, dead
14:57 < tsarbomba> farted in a broom closet. deceased.
14:58 <+Church-> So what you're saying is... we should all do speed?
14:58 <+Church-> Fuck yeah!
14:58 <+Church-> It'll be like the 90's again.
14:58 <@Code_Man65> Church-:  Except Speed 2 sucked
14:59 <+Church-> Lol
14:59 <+Church-> God it fucking did.
15:00 < tsarbomba> s/2 /
15:01 < tsarbomba> everything keanu reeves has ever done sucked with two exceptions
15:02 <@Code_Man65> Nah, the original speed was a fun movie
15:02 <+Church-> Fuck you.
15:02 <+Church-> Wick was good, Matrix was good, Point Break, Bill and Ted.
15:02 <+Church-> All great
15:02 <+Church-> movies.*
15:03 < tsarbomba> wrong, not wrong, wrong, and wrong
15:03 <+Church-> Eh I disagree. But meh
15:03 < tsarbomba> the only two keanu reeves movies that aren't hot piles of garbage are: the first matrix and johnny mnemonic
15:03  * Casteil bans tsarbomba 
15:03 < tsarbomba> bill and ted doesn't hold up and point break never did
15:04 < Casteil> I think you'll find more people disagree with you than agree
15:04 <+Church-> Mnemonic is goodish
15:04 < tsarbomba> i'll try to care, casteil
15:04 <+Church-> He was definitely good.
15:04 < giant_it_burrit> tsarbomba: john wick?
15:04 < giant_it_burrit> bby
15:04 <@Code_Man65> Johnny Mnumonic is a shadowrun movie
15:04 < Casteil> john wick is one of the best action movies in the last decade
15:04 < tsarbomba> also not saying much
15:05 < giant_it_burrit> it was well done and i enjoyed watching him train for it
15:05 <@Code_Man65> tsarbomba:  Different strokes for different folks
15:05 < tsarbomba> oh speaking of action movies, someone needs to reboot minority report
15:05 < tsarbomba> action/scifi
15:05 <@Code_Man65> No they don't
15:05 <@Code_Man65> It isn't even that old
15:05 < giant_it_burrit> vr has gotten there already
15:05 < giant_it_burrit> its early 2000s Code_Man65
15:05 <+Church-> Code_Man65: Thus why Mnemonic is great.
15:05 < tsarbomba> doesn't matter. soon california is going to have actual precogs
15:05 < ned0> anyone used a moto g5 plus?
15:05 <+Church-> Oh?
15:06 < tsarbomba> i don't think i've used a motorola-branded phone since the days of nextel
15:07 < Nightcinder> i have
15:07 < Nightcinder> lots of em
15:07 < GreyKite> RAZR
15:07 <+hxcsp> HELLO MOTO
15:07 <+Church-> Sidekick time
15:07 < tsarbomba> oh god remember when all the trustafarians were carrying sidekicks
15:07 < Nightcinder> razr, d1, dx, moto x, nexus 6
15:08 < ned0> g5 plus is only $250
15:08 < ned0> so I am considering it...
15:08 < Nightcinder> i have a g play as an emergency backup phone too
15:09 < Nightcinder> i don't get these tickets "We need a toner refill in our printer."
15:10 < Nightcinder> there's a tag and a number on the side of the printer
15:10 < Nightcinder> just..call..
15:10 < tsarbomba> that requires effort
15:10 < tsarbomba> why expend effort when IT monkeys exist
15:10 < tsarbomba> also, printers are powered by electricity. therefore, your problem.
15:10 < tsarbomba> next time someone's tesla breaks down in the parking lot? your problem.
15:11 < tsarbomba> extension cord too short? your problem.
15:11  * tsarbomba commisserates and points to an email complaint from $boss about the security system
15:12 < tsarbomba> -s
15:12 < Nightcinder> tsarbomba: but you have to expend effort to put the ticket in..
15:12 < Nightcinder> apparently previous IT guy made everyone come to him for toner/etc and we tried to break that cycle and people pushed back and whined
15:13 < tsarbomba> eh the ticket can be put in without so much raising a cheek off the seat
15:13 < tsarbomba> if you call the printer company then you're the one who gets to walk around with their rep
15:14 < Nightcinder> walk around with their rep?
15:14 < tsarbomba> in #mspland at one point we had a customer who would call for on-site techs every time they ran a printer out of toner because bizdev hadn't been smart enough at contract time to build an exception for consumables into the flat rate
15:14 < Nightcinder> no you hit 2 for supplies and tell them the asset tag and they ask name and shipped
15:15 < GreyKite> madness
15:15 < tsarbomba> nightcinder, someone's gotta open the box
15:15 < tsarbomba> and that someone's not going to be the ticket-submitter
15:15 < tsarbomba> that someone's gonna be you
15:16 < ned0> did they fix that issue from a few years ago
15:16 < tsarbomba> you should walk around the office shouting I AM NIKOMAS TESLEDISON, MASTER OF ALL ELECTRICITY
15:16 < GreyKite> hell, I'm in-house and I don't even fuck with printers, we pushed that off on the facilites guys
15:16 < ned0> where moving iphone->non-iphone broke imessage
15:16 < tsarbomba> we just make sure toners are stocked for the people who use the printers
15:16 < tsarbomba> see something? swap something.
15:16 < ned0> lol tsarbomba
15:17 < ned0> need to make stickers that looks like the big highway signs "SEE SOMETHING? SWAP SOMETHING."
15:18 < corn266> "Yea I swapped some ink toner for Jerry's car"
15:20 <+hxcsp> everyone here knows how to change the toner. theres a number on the side of the printer to order more if its out
15:20 < giant_it_burrit> kek felda
15:21 <+hxcsp> if the printers available on the network, then its not my problem anymore. other guys can get it
15:21 <+hxcsp> :D
15:22 < Hatter> good morning guys
15:22 < Hatter> I have a meeting with the audit committee first thing this morning
15:22 < Hatter> I'm so excited
15:22 <@Code_Man65> And you just can't hide it?
15:24 < Jekotia> I was excited for a meeting yesterday...
15:24 < GreyKite> Hatter: like, actually excited or /s?
15:24 < Jekotia> Until I had the terrifying realisation that I was the meeting
15:26 < Casteil> man, with the utter reliance on smartphones/tech the vast majority of our population would be completely fucked if power/communications broke down
15:26 < ekaj> .bofh
15:26 <+layer-eight> BOFH Jan  9 16:41:27 huber su: 'su root' succeeded for .... on /dev/pts/1
15:26 < ekaj> .bofh
15:26 <+layer-eight> BOFH Endothermal recalibration
15:26 < ekaj> y different
15:27 < Jekotia> Casteil: Us more so, being the ones expected to fix it
15:29 < ned0> Casteil this is why you need to print out maps showing the closest and most important spots to loot as soon as the EMP hits
15:30 < ned0> everyone else will be lost without their gps mapping
15:30 < Casteil> I think if shit ever hit the fan I'd grab my guns and jump in my car to head up north
15:30 < ned0> but you'll be backing a uhaul through the front of dick's sporting goods
15:30 < Casteil> wouldn't want to be around a city of a million+ people when society breaks down
15:30 < tsarbomba> i disagree. the best place to hide in plain sight is among the riots
15:31 < mrghostman> ned0, not dick's...they are for gun control now.
15:31 < corn266> You can stay at my place Casteil
15:31 < tsarbomba> dick's still sells firearms. just not ar-15s or other semi-auto long guns
15:31 < corn266> 50 cal rifles?
15:32 < Casteil> mrghostman: doesn't stop them from having profited off of guns for decades :P
15:32 < ned0> maybe black powder
15:32 < onenerdyguy> mornin all
15:32 < Hatter> What are all the problems a company might have if they don't own the domain they're using for AD?
15:33 < onenerdyguy> Hatter, if you attempt to use it oustside of the domain, you're screwed
15:33 < corn266> holy shit rifles are cheap
15:33 < onenerdyguy> Hatter, if an outside resource uses that domain. say xyz.com, and your domain users attempt to use it, it will fail
15:33 < ned0> did they cut all semi-auto?
15:33 < Casteil> >The company said that part of the reason behind the move was discovering that the Parkland killer purchased a gun at one of their stores and that
15:33 < onenerdyguy> Hatter, direct access and other such things will be a nightmare, as can split tunnel vpn
15:33 < onenerdyguy> Hatter, and it's really bad practice.
15:34 < Casteil> Basically, PR / damage control
15:34 < Casteil> they felt they had to have a strong response otherwise people would've had their knickers in a twist at Dick's
15:35 < corn266> onenerdyguy: is there a way I can manage which programs use a vpn? VPN is pia
15:35 < onenerdyguy> corn266, 100% depends on the vpn.
15:35 < ned0> does that mean pain in the ass or private internet access
15:35 < onenerdyguy> both!
15:36 < corn266> !!
15:36 < ned0> lol
15:37 < Casteil> I mean look at the SJW outcry at the entirety of starbucks because ONE manager at ONE store called the police on two black guys that wouldn't buy anything or leave when they were asked
15:38 < Casteil> SJWs are champing at the bit for *anything* to get up in arms about
15:38 < Tak-MK> hallo, there's any problem making passthrough of a hdd to two vm?
15:39 < corn266> .sjw
15:39 <+layer-eight> corn266, you're a narrow-minded, mansplaining, rich, sympathizer!
15:40 <+DrGibby|> ...
15:40 < GreyKite> .sjw
15:40 <+layer-eight> GreyKite, you're a racist, nativist, imperialistic, Catholic!
15:40 < tsarbomba> millerboss has been busy
15:40 < tsarbomba> what's next, trump quotes?
15:40 < GreyKite> SJWs have a think against Catholics?
15:40 < corn266> got dam catholics
15:40 <+DrGibby|> hey MillerBoss, when you do "..." layer-eight sees it as a command
15:40 < corn266> don't think GreyKite just be angry
15:40 < Casteil> not saying that the actions of that manager were right, but boycotting/denouncing an entire company who didn't even move to support the actions of said manager is pretty ridiculous
15:40 < GreyKite> Sure
15:41 <@Code_Man65> Careful with this topic
15:41 < GreyKite> duly noted
15:41 < Casteil> I think people would be a little happier day to day if they weren't always actively looking for reasons to be offended
15:41 < tsarbomba> narrative-buster: https://www.cnn.com/2018/05/02/us/starbucks-arrest-agreements/index.html
15:41 < GreyKite> I don't have the energy to be offended, I have too much work
15:41 < corn266> That's offensive Casteil
15:41 < tsarbomba> (of course, that's going to offend a certain 24% of society)
15:41 < onenerdyguy> Tak-MK, the issue with pass through hardware is is mostly you can't migrate between nodes ever.
15:42 < Casteil> tsarbomba: Their response was hella classy
15:42 < tsarbomba> starbucks doesn't give $200,000 to anybody because they're "just sjws"
15:42 < Casteil> very nice gesture and huge props for them not turning it into a payday
15:42 < corn266> .help
15:42 <+layer-eight> corn266 I have messaged you my instructions. Be gentle.
15:42 < tsarbomba> .halp
15:42 < corn266> .lucky
15:42  * layer-eight points a 6 chamber revolver with one round loaded at corn266, and spins (6 slots remaining)
15:43 <+layer-eight> *click* - Looks like you get to live another day corn266
15:43 < corn266> yessssssss
15:43 < tsarbomba> .duckhunt
15:43 < Tak-MK> onenerdyguy: hum
15:44 < onenerdyguy> Tak-MK, personally, I don't pass through hardware unless it's for a VERY specific reason.
15:44 < onenerdyguy> Tak-MK, whats the use case here?
15:44 < tsarbomba> presumably you want to make the fiels available to both VMs?
15:44 < Tak-MK> forgetting the passthrough to multiple vm, it's a raid on proxmox created with mdadm
15:44 < Tak-MK> then i pass /dev/md0 to a vm
15:45 < tsarbomba> i can see too many clusterfucks waiting to happen if you let two VMs think the same hdd is direct-attached
15:45 < Tak-MK> and make a nfs
15:45 < tsarbomba> may as well just use the drive as shared storage, give the bulk of it to one VM, and use samba to share with the other
15:47 < Tak-MK> yep, i'm using that but with nfs
15:48 < Tak-MK> mdadm is created from proxmox, passthrough /dev/md0 to a vm, and nfs from there
15:48 < tsarbomba> okay so why would you need to pass it through to another vm?
15:48 < Tak-MK> to not make the nfs shares from proxmox itself
15:49 < tsarbomba> ...
15:49 < Tak-MK> :3
15:49 < tsarbomba> to what end?
15:49 < Tak-MK> I want to leave the host as clean as I can
15:49 < tsarbomba> i thought proxmox was dead. maybe there's some sort of performance hit i'm not aware of. but the general rule is let the hypervisor address the hardware directly
15:50 < Tak-MK> hum
15:50 < Tak-MK> so you mean make the nfs server in proxmox?
15:51 < Tak-MK> brb sry
15:51 < GreyKite> tsarbomba: proxmox is dead?
15:51 < GreyKite> since when?
15:52 < GreyKite> Looks like it's still kicking to me
15:53 < tsarbomba> i mean, sure, they still support solaris, too
15:54 < tsarbomba> i wouldn't recommend it for any modern use case
15:55 < tsarbomba> this question has me a little curious, though. if i get bored maybe i'll spin up a proxmox host and see if i can break the VMs by sharing the same volume among two guests
15:56 < tsarbomba> s/sharing/mounting
15:59 < tsarbomba> Plus proxmox is basically just Debian underneath. Easy, well documented and familiar to many who use raspian or Ubuntu in the past. The ESXi command line is a Linux like parallel universe of weirdness.
15:59 < tsarbomba> okay i'll give that person the last one
15:59 < tsarbomba> there's very little rhyme or reason to vcli
16:01 < meowschwitz> I do like proxmox except it nags when you log in to the UI
16:05 < deww> you do not have a valid subscription!
16:06 < meowschwitz> no u
16:06 < Jekotia> https://photos.app.goo.gl/2Aa9517z9NzgvuhW7 Can anyone tell me what the connector on the right is? It's on what seems to be a PSU cable with three other SATA power connectors. Came out of a box of cables of unusual PC power connector combinations that got dropped off at my desk
16:06 <+layer-eight> * Jekotia →  ⚓  https://photos.google.com/share/AF1QipMLvavXt69Fw4xzV31t9x04q7JbyFUWCTBL7wdk1ShaAfqLUh2nC8hFDjhQtk3HWA?key=UDJCX3MyYW9RRHpJdEdSWWZCVjFKTkE2NWNpSWh3 → Shared album - Josh A - Google Photos
16:07 < Nightcinder> so
16:07 < Jekotia> Usually I'd think that end just goes into a PSU, but among the cables are ones where it's all the same connector for a device
16:07 < Nightcinder> my gf fell back to sleep after i left for work
16:07 < Nightcinder> and my nest thinks no one is home
16:07 <+TuxedoJack> Unusual is an understatement
16:08 < Nightcinder> so it went into eco mode lol
16:08 <+TuxedoJack> https://hobbyking.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/legacy/catalog/64630.jpg
16:08 <+layer-eight> * TuxedoJack →  IMAGE/JPEG Document, 31,372 bytes
16:08 < Nightcinder> should i fuck with the gf by making the lights come on
16:08 < Nightcinder> and strobe
16:08 <+TuxedoJack> Standard Molex, just 5-pin
16:09 < JollyRgrs> i thought std molex was the 4 pin
16:09 < JollyRgrs> nvm...
16:09 <+TuxedoJack> Probably for a modular PSU
16:09 < JollyRgrs> i got conf. call brain right now
16:09 < deww> Nightcinder: can you make something play some subdued audio?
16:09 <+TuxedoJack> 5-pin end goes into the PSU, other ends go out to devices
16:09 < Nightcinder> the google home mini can play audio
16:09 <+TuxedoJack> It'd explain the retaining clip
16:09 < Nightcinder> but i can't control the volume
16:09 < deww> oh well
16:09 < Jekotia> TuxedoJack: If you want truly unusual: when I was ~13 I dismantled an old PSU at school. The thing was mechanical. Moving parts (other than the fan), full of grease. The fuck?
16:10 < JollyRgrs> Nightcinder: one time i VPNed on my phone and used harmony to turn on "we will rock you"  at near -0 db
16:10 < Jekotia> Some bizarre shit that by hardware standards should not have worked, somehow it did.
16:10 < Nightcinder> JollyRgrs: lol
16:11 < Nightcinder> i could do that
16:11 < Nightcinder> i can turn on the receiver remotely
16:11 < tsarbomba> my first power supply was just a hamster wheel with a bunch of wires coming from it
16:11 < JollyRgrs> wife was like "WTF?!"
16:11 < Hatter> onenerdyguy: yeah but really bad practice why
16:12 < JollyRgrs> i want a hampster wheel with a very long, but coiled spring... so they get going at a good clip before it starts to slow down.... then it is all wound up
16:12 < JollyRgrs> then... weeeeeeeeeeeeeee
16:12 < Nightcinder> man
16:12 < Nightcinder> i kinda want that hp chromebook x2
16:12 < Nightcinder> but at the same time it's HP
16:12 < Nightcinder> dell pls
16:12 < tsarbomba> i can neither confirm nor deny this but i've been told when i was a wee lad i would sometimes put a gerbil on a record player and turn it on.
16:14 < Nightcinder> lol
16:14 < Jekotia> tsarbomba: It's a shame records require the needle be connected. It would be glorious if the gerbil's claws on a spinning record would play a jumbled mess of various tracks
16:16 < corn266> How would you keep the gerbil's mouth open, though
16:21 < Nightcinder> who uses O365 here?
16:21 < Zrane_> I do.
16:21 <+TuxedoJack> corn266: that sounds like a question for Richard Gere
16:21 < Alternity> this song has cats meowing in the background
16:21 <+TuxedoJack> Nightcinder: what's up
16:21 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> felda: I think I did right by you last night.
16:22 < Nightcinder> what version?
16:22 < Nightcinder> i'm trying to work through what version we need
16:22 < Zrane_> We have E3 licenses.
16:22 < Nightcinder> leaning towards business premium for 125-150 users
16:22 < Nightcinder> e3 is so pricy
16:22 < Nightcinder> a difference of $7.50/user/month
16:23 < Alternity> we use e3 as well
16:23 < felda> SysAdminGoneCraZ do tell
16:23 < Alternity> depends what features you need/want
16:23 < Nightcinder> what does e3 have that business premium doesn't?
16:23 < Nightcinder> seems like legal hold is the big one
16:24 < corn266> Alternity: that's called ambiance
16:24 < tsarbomba> lol developer sits on a defect ticket for two months, sends it to me without a comment and removes himself from the subscribed users.
16:25 < Nightcinder> Alternity: comparing the two plans is not the easiest
16:27 < Nightcinder> TuxedoJack: e3 or bus prem
16:33 < vinrock> nightcinder i think you can add litigation hold by itself
16:34 < Nightcinder> i'm just not really seeing the benefit of e3 over business premium for 150 users max
16:34 < meowschwitz> !addquote  <Jekotia> tsarbomba: It's a shame records require the needle be connected. It would be  glorious if the gerbil's claws on a spinning record would play a jumbled mess of various tracks
16:34 < meowschwitz> oh shit
16:34 < meowschwitz> wrong channel
16:34 < meowschwitz> old habits.
16:36 < Hatter> good gravy that meeting was such a screamfest
16:37 < corn266> What, did the auditors take all your monies
16:39 < SpookyCrisp> Hatter, Do tell?
16:40 < Hatter> oh nothing so interesting
16:41 < Nightcinder> hulu adding offline viewing
16:41 < Nightcinder> ..but still ads
16:41 < SpookyCrisp> Nightcinder, Gotta get their money
16:42 < Nightcinder> hmm, wonder if signal will actually get shut down
16:42 < mruszczyk> Doesn't e3 come with pro plus office as well?
16:42 < Nightcinder> or if it's all just posturing
16:43 < Nightcinder> mruszczyk: both versions i talked about do
16:43 < Nightcinder> https://products.office.com/en-us/business/office-365-business-premium
16:43 <+layer-eight> * Nightcinder →  Office 365 Business Premium | Office 365
16:43 < mruszczyk> business premium comes with office business retail not office proplus
16:44 < mruszczyk> Only thing I've had experience with there being a difference is excel spreadsheet merging is only in proplus, our accountants are on e3
16:44 < Nightcinder> looks exactly the same to me?
16:44 < Nightcinder> it's just..office?
16:44 < Nightcinder> https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/0CiPp7v9/image.png
16:44 <+layer-eight> * Nightcinder →  IMAGE/PNG Document, 65,237 bytes
16:45 < Nightcinder> https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/wALGroFW/image.png
16:45 <+layer-eight> * Nightcinder →  IMAGE/PNG Document, 59,094 bytes
16:45 < mruszczyk> https://support.microsoft.com/en-us/help/2842297/product-ids-that-are-supported-by-the-office-deployment-tool-for-click
16:46 < Nightcinder> spreadsheet merging is only in proplus wat
16:49 < giant_it_burrit> Nightcinder: just like their bi stuff
16:49 < Nightcinder> we use tableau so i'm not sure we need bi
16:49 < mruszczyk> Also e3 comes with the full sykpe for business features right? Something about using it as a PBX
16:49 < Nightcinder> e5 has PSTN features
17:06 < Hatter> but what's better than phpIPAM?
17:08 <+TuxedoJack> Huh, neat
17:08 <+TuxedoJack> Just found an old extension on the internal PBX
17:08 <+TuxedoJack> Transfer someone to it, it doesn't pick up
17:08 <+TuxedoJack> But instead plays Rick Astley as the voicemail message
17:08 <+TuxedoJack> The whole goddamn song
17:09 < grumplestiltzkin> I wouldn't even be mad, Id be impressed if I got 'oopsie' transferred there once
17:09 < abakedapplepie> hey telephony experts
17:09 < abakedapplepie> i have to buy a pri card like -now
17:09 < abakedapplepie> where do you go for something like that locally
17:10 < abakedapplepie> i dont even know what to search for
17:10 < Nightcinder> TuxedoJack: man i wish i could do that
17:10 < Nightcinder> would transfer our CDW reps to it
17:11 < tsarbomba> < abakedapplepie> i have to buy a pri card like -now
17:11 < tsarbomba> lolwat
17:11 < grumplestiltzkin> abakedapplepie: like a t1 controller card?   yeah, insight or CDW, have htem overnight it
17:11  * tsarbomba points at a calendar
17:12 < grumplestiltzkin> assuming Cisco here, no idea aobut other gear
17:12 < abakedapplepie> yeah i can overnight one but if i can buyone locally i will
17:12 < abakedapplepie> id rather have my phones up by noon today than noon tomorrow lol
17:12 < JollyRgrs> mruszczyk: be careful about thinking Skype can replace PBX... it can replace phones, sure... but you don't have a way to xfer calls or have a receptionist, voice prompts, etc
17:12 < tsarbomba> IVR 4lyfe
17:13 < mruszczyk> Yea we don’t even have a pbx, it’s just something I thought of
17:13 < grumplestiltzkin> If you have a relationship with a Cisco gold partner, they might be able to get one quick.
17:13 < abakedapplepie> http://www.bcsusa.net/ JESUS CHRIST
17:13 <+layer-eight> * abakedapplepie →  BCS - Welcome
17:13 < abakedapplepie> what year is it
17:13 < abakedapplepie> 2004
17:13 < voice> bah, fuck you vcloud
17:14 < mkillebrew> I didn't want to run cat5 down an exterior wall for my PS4 since its wifi is horrendous, I got one of those powerline adapters. It's pretty neat
17:14 < JollyRgrs> abakedapplepie: and i just learned i don't have the flash plugin installed on Firefox
17:14 < felda> abakedapplepie our website is so old it doesn't even use flash :D
17:14 < JollyRgrs> it's been over a month (almsot 2) since I've had my new win10 laptop...
17:15 < JollyRgrs> never saw this until now
17:15 < abakedapplepie> lol
17:15 < meowschwitz> > We respond to our customer’s needs with a support staff of certified personnel who are
17:15 < meowschwitz> okay pajeet
17:15 < meowschwitz> > Customers are ultimately the ones for whom all decisions must be made.
17:15 < meowschwitz> OKAY PAJEET
17:16 < meowschwitz> >
17:16 < meowschwitz> Customers are people who bring us their wants. It is our job to handle their wants profitable - both to them and ourselves.
17:16 < meowschwitz> LOOK PAJEET
17:16 < meowschwitz> JUST STOP
17:16 < scwizard> meowschwitz: what's goin gon?
17:16 < scwizard> is pajeet your boss?
17:16 < meowschwitz> scwizard: bcsusa.net
17:16 < meowschwitz> > Customers are not cold statistics - they are human beings with feelings and emotions of their own.
17:16 < JollyRgrs> pfft
17:16 < meowschwitz> it's... so convincing
17:17 < JollyRgrs> #fakenews
17:17 < scwizard> meowschwitz: >requires flash
17:17 < scwizard> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
17:17 < grumplestiltzkin> that should probably be 'profitably'
17:21 < felda> ooof I forgot to patch all my 7ZIPS
17:21 <+A-KO> lol
17:21 <+A-KO> now that's great
17:21 < ravioli> oof
17:22 <+A-KO> Last night I was talking about migrating SYSVOL FRS to DFSR on another irc channel ; and a dude is like "how do I check?" then was like "omg we're on FRS!"--then went and migrated it last night
17:22 <+A-KO> haha
17:22 <+A-KO> thanking me for helping him catch it
17:24 < scwizard> is there a way to have gitlab runners use aws fargate?
17:25 < Hatter> microsoft ipam sucks, right?
17:25 < tsarbomba> patch 7zip? what'd i miss?
17:26 < scwizard> tsarbomba: https://landave.io/2018/05/7-zip-from-uninitialized-memory-to-remote-code-execution/
17:26 <+layer-eight> * scwizard →  7-Zip: From Uninitialized Memory to Remote Code Execution | landave's blog
17:27 <+A-KO> Hatter: it's not super terrible, but it's not great. It's like a small step above Excel.
17:27 < tsarbomba> damn, never even received an email on that one
17:27 < Hatter> A-KO: reckon I should use phpIPAM instead?
17:27 < tsarbomba> rar format only eh?
17:27 <+A-KO> haven't tried that one, don't know
17:28 < Hatter> what's your favorite then
17:28 < tsarbomba> still needs to be patched for sure, but i don't use rar on windows
17:28 <+A-KO> we spent a lot of money on IPAM/DNS/DHCP/etc ; i.e. Infoblox
17:28 < Hatter> tsarbomba: then how do you download films?>
17:28 < Hatter> oh right infoblox is good I Hear
17:28 < tsarbomba> rar version 5 came out a year or more ago, right?
17:28 <+A-KO> it's also $$$$
17:28 < tsarbomba> hatter, on linux :D
17:28 <+A-KO> so if you're not prepared to spend $$$$ then don't look at it :P
17:28 < Hatter> yeah I heard that too
17:29 < tsarbomba> man, rar 5 out for a year before this was found
17:29 < tsarbomba> security by derpscurity
17:30  * tsarbomba sees how far out of date home winrar install is, chuckles mildly
17:30 < tsarbomba> s/winrar/7zip
17:31 < vinrock> https://www.microsoft.com/en-gb/download/details.aspx?id=45520
17:31 < Jekotia> Anyone know any places shipping out of canada that I can get a ram tray? Hate ordering from China since it typically takes a month with regular shipping, or you pay out the nose for something better... Need something better than a cardboard box for this 100-module stash :|
17:31 < vinrock> 1803 RSAT is out
17:32 <+A-KO> When to use WS_1803 RSAT Package: When managing Windows Server, version 1803 or Windows Server, version 1709
17:32 <+A-KO> When to use WS2016 RSAT Package: When managing Windows Server 2016 or previous versions
17:32 <+A-KO> Just an FYI :P
17:33 <+A-KO> Had to teach our security guy this week about LTS releases of Windows Server
17:33 <@Code_Man65> AKA the named versions (Server 2016, Server 2019, Server 2022, etc)
17:33 < Hatter> A-KO: I'm not fond of your constant persecution towards security professionals
17:33 <+A-KO> he 'flagged' a validation going "MS best practices is to use LTS release of Windows Server 2016, but can't validate we're on LTS release." << It's because Server Core identifies itself differently than Server GUI
17:34 <@Code_Man65> And where the fuck did he get that from?
17:34 < vinrock> gooey
17:34 <@Code_Man65> MS best practice is to use LTS for applications that require the GUI
17:34 < Jekotia> I use a Gelatinous Cube for my GUI
17:35 <+A-KO> Code_Man65: I haven't a clue. It's an ongoing battle internally right now because I want to switch the domain to using Semi Annual Channel. Still evaluating what problems it could cause overall, but he and some other folks are against it.
17:35 <@Code_Man65> How do you avoid being melted by the acid Jekotia
17:35 <+A-KO> I'm for it because I'm tired of people going "oh we can just sit on Windows X for 10 years"
17:35 < khelpw> Wait, you guys don't install compiz on your servers?
17:35 <+A-KO> fuck that noise
17:35 <+A-KO> I want to *codify* having to upgrade
17:35 < khelpw> wtf is the point of running linux if you can't have a sphere of desktops with windows popping off it
17:35 < Jekotia> Code_Man65: It's pressed between two panes of glass.
17:36 < grumplestiltzkin> A-KO: that's silly. youll be fine using XP to run your server applications in perpetuity
17:41 < vinrock> i think im gona have to remove the register from my news feed
17:41 < vinrock> i cant fucking handle these shitty puns
17:42 < vinrock> "Vlad that's over: Remote code flaws in Schneider Electric apps whacked"
17:42 < vinrock> "Putin the patch, critical infrastructure firms warned"
17:42 < vinrock> By Kat Hall 2 May 2018 at 15:18
17:42 < vinrock> Kay Hall needs to DIAF
17:43 < JFDkthx> its so nice to get out and rack some servers
17:44 < JFDkthx> im tired of talking to developers
17:44 < JFDkthx> at least servers are receptive of good advice.
17:46 < JFDkthx> also, the cafeteria is server a dong long sausage today
17:46 < JFDkthx> mmm
17:46 < vinrock> "the cafeteria is server a dong long sausage today"
17:46 < vinrock> QOTD
17:46 < JFDkthx> serving
17:46 < JFDkthx> :/
17:50 < ExoUNX> rant time, never go with Mitel
17:50 < ExoUNX> ffs, total garbage
17:51 < JFDkthx> phones?
17:51 < JFDkthx> what context
17:51 <+hxcsp> is there anything ever that just works 100% all the time
17:51 < tsarbomba> felda
17:51 < abakedapplepie> man this shit sucks
17:51 < Trapdoor> shoes
17:51 <+hxcsp> ive never had a product like that. Veeam comes close
17:52 <+hxcsp> but yeah
17:52 < Trapdoor> my skeechers work 100% of the time and they're hella comfortable
17:52 < ExoUNX> Mitel support
17:52 < ExoUNX> Like hold times are 1+ hour and never get the problem resolve on the first call
17:52 < JFDkthx> Trapdoor: nice pair of gofasts
17:52 < JFDkthx> grumplestiltzkin: ++
17:52 < ExoUNX> hell, I'm just trying to buy more licenses and it's a fight
17:52 < Trapdoor> nah JFDkthx not at all
17:53 < Trapdoor> I'm sure I could, but these shoes have memory foam
17:53 < ExoUNX> our reseller is partly to blame for that, but they've ignored us so long I have to find someone else
17:53 < Trapdoor> memory foam and the whole shoe is fabric-y, really soft
17:53 < JFDkthx> sounds like podiatry shoes
17:53 < ExoUNX> like how the fuck can companies be so incompetent
17:53 < Trapdoor> they're not JFDkthx
17:54 < Trapdoor> I have had orthopedic soals and shoes, they're not as comfortable as these at all
17:55 < tsarbomba> oh shit trapdoor you've got forrest gump shoes?
17:55 < tsarbomba> magic shoes
17:55 < tsarbomba> JEN-NAY
17:55 < Trapdoor> lol nah
17:55 < JFDkthx> CheckYourSix: called the security guy out for this morning.
17:55 < spstarr> https://www.heise.de/ct/artikel/Exclusive-Spectre-NG-Multiple-new-Intel-CPU-flaws-revealed-several-serious-4040648.html
17:55 <+layer-eight> * spstarr →  Exclusive: Spectre-NG - Multiple new Intel CPU flaws revealed, several serious | c't Magazin
17:55 < spstarr> have fun :D
17:56 < JFDkthx> says "i havent done anything, 'recently'"
17:56 < Trapdoor> I got diagnosed with medial tibial stress disorder during my time in the military
17:56 < Trapdoor> the insoles didn't do shit
17:57 < abakedapplepie> ive resorted to calling other MSPs for this stupid PRI card
17:57 < abakedapplepie> no one has any
17:57 < abakedapplepie> an MSp calling an MSP is kinda embarrassing
17:57 < JFDkthx> abakedapplepie: what is it?
17:58 < abakedapplepie> digium te131f
17:58 < abakedapplepie> my pbx died and my replacement doesnt support my old pri card
17:58 < JFDkthx> https://www.digium.com/products/telephony-cards/digital/single-span
17:58 < JFDkthx> ?
17:58 <+layer-eight> * JFDkthx →  Single Span Digital Cards | Digital Telephony Card | Digium
17:58 < abakedapplepie> yeah im trying to find it locally
17:59 < abakedapplepie> ive called every decent looking asterisk vendor i can find
17:59 < JFDkthx> in detroit right?
17:59 <+TuxedoJack> God fucking dammit
17:59 < abakedapplepie> i dont really want to start calling these side-job-fly-by-night telephony outfits and they probably dont stock shit anyway
17:59 < abakedapplepie> yeah
17:59 <+TuxedoJack> If I'm installing fucking Acrobat, I want it to fucking take the PDF association
18:00 <+TuxedoJack> Fucking shitass Win10 default association bullshit
18:04 < admiralspark> hmm
18:06 < ravioli> hmm
18:06 < Hatter> admiralspark: don't call us team please
18:07 < admiralspark> ;)
18:07 < admiralspark> trigger word?
18:08 < Hatter> of course it is
18:08 < JFDkthx>  admiralspark he's just the crybaby of this chatroom
18:08 < JFDkthx> ignore everything he says
18:08 < JFDkthx> it has 0 value
18:08 <+TuxedoJack> admiralspark: furnace. Benign. Rusted.
18:08 < Hatter> admiralspark: Are you going to trust me, or some rude jerk who says "chatroom" like this is AOL?
18:09 <+TuxedoJack> One. Daybreak. Nine. Longing.
18:09 <+TuxedoJack> Seventeen. Homecoming. Freight car.
18:09 < JFDkthx> last time i checked, we're chatting, not channeling
18:09 < JFDkthx> checkmate atheists
18:09 < JFDkthx> hatter 0
18:11 < corn266> Is no one else channeling the spirit bomb?
18:11 <+TuxedoJack> Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaail.
18:11 <+TuxedoJack> NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIL
18:11 < JFDkthx> s/spirit/autast
18:11 <+layer-eight> [SED JFDkthx/corn266] Is no one else channeling the autast bomb?
18:11 < giant_it_burrit> NAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
18:11 < giant_it_burrit> sebenia
18:12 < tsarbomba> ACKCHYUALLY
18:15 < GreyKite> ackack
18:16 < GreyKite> TuxedoJack: you been hitting the emergency jack?
18:16 < Hatter> oh it looks like they changed the bot to help protect against slander
18:16 < Hatter> I'm glad the ops are taking my complaints seriously
18:17 < corn266> .sjw Hatter
18:17 <+layer-eight> corn266, you're a xenophobic, oppressive, imperialistic, Catholic!
18:17 < corn266> awe
18:18 < JFDkthx> s/glad the ops are taking my complaints seriously/a stupid butt
18:18 <+layer-eight> [SED JFDkthx/Hatter] I'm a stupid butt
18:18 < Hatter> yeah I think I'm fine it now
18:22 < Hatter> I think the last step was yesterday when JFD abused the bot to imply I was a child molestor
18:22 < Hatter> JFDkthx: Do you regret that now?
18:22 < JFDkthx> do you have proof of that
18:22 < JFDkthx> because i said maybe like 10 things yesterday
18:23 < Hatter> hey I'm not the one on trial here
18:23 < Hatter> you have to admit, it does sound like something you'd do
18:23 < JFDkthx> proof of burden is on you
18:30 < SpookyCrisp> I would like to say that JFDkthx would never abuse a bot.
18:30 < GreyKite> wait, isn't it burden of proof?
18:30 < corn266> .bofh
18:30 <+layer-eight> BOFH Rpc_pmap_failure
18:30 < GreyKite> proof of burden would be something like the number of tickets in my queue
18:31 <+TuxedoJack> GreyKite: Not yet, why
18:31 <+TuxedoJack> Too busy designing a terrarium
18:31 < corn266> .flip
18:31 <+layer-eight> corn266, your coin landed on Tails → you picked Heads → you are the ↓ Loser
18:31 < GreyKite> .flip
18:31 <+layer-eight> GreyKite, your coin landed on Heads → you picked Heads → you are the ↑ Winner
18:31 < GreyKite> .flip tails
18:31 <+layer-eight> GreyKite, your coin landed on Tails → you picked Tails → you are the ↑ Winner
18:32 <+TuxedoJack> On that note - anyone here ever keep lizards? I need some terrarium advice
18:32 < corn266> .lucky
18:32  * layer-eight points a 6 chamber revolver with one round loaded at corn266, and spins (5 slots remaining)
18:32 <+layer-eight> *click* - Looks like you get to live another day corn266
18:32 < GreyKite> TuxedoJack: not lizards, just snakes
18:32 <+TuxedoJack> Close enough
18:32 <+TuxedoJack> Got a second to look over a parts list?
18:32 < GreyKite> TuxedoJack: what questions do you have?
18:32 < GreyKite> Sure
18:32 < GreyKite> what kind of lizards out of curiousity?
18:33 <+TuxedoJack> http://www.mediafire.com/file/463cpoycg7xpfrt/Terrarium%20Design.txt
18:33 <+layer-eight> * TuxedoJack →  ⚓  http://download1651.mediafire.com/zxcecngtjxsg/463cpoycg7xpfrt/Terrarium+Design.txt → TEXT/PLAIN Document, 3,204 bytes
18:33 <+TuxedoJack> Chinese Water Dragon
18:33 <+TuxedoJack> ~1 year old
18:33 < GreyKite> ooooh nice
18:33 <+TuxedoJack> Yeah
18:33 <+TuxedoJack> I have a full PowerEdge 4210 42U rack and cage
18:33 <+TuxedoJack> Was going to convert it into a big-ass terrarium for him using the parts in the list
18:33 < GreyKite> what is their preferred bedding?
18:33 <+TuxedoJack> Trees
18:33 <+TuxedoJack> Shit you not, he doesn't  sleep on the ground
18:34 <+TuxedoJack> Just curls up in a tree and sleeps
18:34 < GreyKite> Ah, so you need some vertical rise on this build
18:34 <+TuxedoJack> Yeah
18:34 < GreyKite> I had mostly ground snakes so long and low for my builds
18:34 < khelpw> TuxedoJack: what kinda advice you need, currently got 3 lizards, 5 snakes
18:34 <+TuxedoJack> I plan on using 2U for substrate / drainage, 2U for top-mounted lighting, and 38U for the actual enclosure
18:35 <+TuxedoJack> khelpw: take a look at the parts list there and see if I'm missing anything
18:35 < khelpw> imo for a cwd you're going to want smooth sides, minimum floor space of 24x24", and probably at least 2-3 feet of vertical space for an adult
18:35 < Jekotia> Since the adoption of DDR1 SDRAM, there hasn't been any RAM ... packages? ...used in consumer PC's other than DDR#, right? SODIMM aside.
18:35 <+TuxedoJack> It's 72"x26"x24" usable inside the rack
18:36 < khelpw> Yeah, that should be pretty good. IMO skip the LED hood and just get a regular T5 10.0 HO flouro bulb for UVB
18:36 < Anaphylaxis> so DIMM, son.
18:36 <+TuxedoJack> khelpw: I'm using live plants in it
18:36 < khelpw> the LED hood is dumb expensive and the LED portion is only really for lighting, doesn't output any meaningful UVB
18:36 < khelpw> OIC. For a viv I'm a big fan of NEHerp
18:36 <+TuxedoJack> Cost isn't an issue here, I'm willing to sink 3K into this
18:37 <+TuxedoJack> Yeah, they're bookmarked on my bar
18:37 < khelpw> Their substrates are my favorite that I've used for vivs, specifically their "V2" substrate.
18:37 < Jekotia> Anaphylaxis: I said SODIMM aside :P I know there's been SODIMM since DDR1 or 2
18:37 < Jekotia> Anaphylaxis: OH, nvm. I'm slow.
18:37 < Anaphylaxis> god dimm it, sonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
18:37 <+TuxedoJack> Nice. I was thinking 2" - 4" of the balls at the bottom, then 6" of soil or so
18:37 < khelpw> If you want: https://discord.gg/8TWghw is a reptile discord I'm on that has a specific channel for enclosures/DIY
18:37 <+layer-eight> * khelpw →  ⚓  https://discordapp.com/invite/8TWghw → Discord
18:38 <+TuxedoJack> I'll hop on there in a bit
18:38 < khelpw> If you reach out to them and give them the dimensions etc for the enclosure you want to build and those stats, they'll give you enough substrate etc to fill it exactly as much as you want
18:38 <+TuxedoJack> Oooooooooh
18:38 < khelpw> or if you want say 2x that so you can change it all out if needed
18:39 <+TuxedoJack> I'm kind of designing it so I don't have to change the soil often
18:39 <+TuxedoJack> Maybe 2x a year
18:39 < grumplestiltzkin> dox
18:39 <+TuxedoJack> Full-out springtails, isopods, the usual
18:39 < khelpw> Yeah, that's generally how vivs do
18:40 <+TuxedoJack> Yeah. This is a permanent enclosure for him - his tank is a nice 24x36x18 right now - but I want to futureproof it
18:40 <+TuxedoJack> And I just had the rack sitting around, so I figured why not
18:40 < DomLS3> god damnit
18:40 < DomLS3> lost my V
18:40 < DomLS3> ugh
18:41 <+TuxedoJack> Since Exo Terra isn't shipping the big-ass 36x36x24 ones any more
18:41 < JollyRgrs> DomLS3: slut
18:41 < mkillebrew> I should Pi up a robotic coffee maker, so I can just hit a button on web to make coffee
18:41 <+TuxedoJack> And since it's on wheels and has stabilizer legs, it'll be easy to transport when I move (just wheel the fucker into a U-Haul)
18:42 < Hunterkll> So what used to be a simple 1 step process
18:42 < grumplestiltzkin> chinese water dragons cna hold their breath for 90 minutes to be under water to escape predators - thats pretty badass
18:42 < Hunterkll> is now a 3 step why process
18:42 < Hunterkll> instead of a ticket with an attachemnt being created for a firewall request then being assigned to network team
18:42 < Hunterkll> it now goes
18:42 < khelpw> TuxedoJack: I've got LLL vision enclosures for 3 of my guys
18:42 <+TuxedoJack> grumplestiltzkin: This is the smiling little bastard now. https://i.imgur.com/ILeVMUX.jpg | https://i.imgur.com/48mFNK9.jpg
18:42 <+layer-eight> * TuxedoJack →  IMAGE/JPEG Document, 297,339 bytes
18:42 <+layer-eight> * TuxedoJack →  IMAGE/JPEG Document, 1,331,301 bytes
18:42 < khelpw> big ol exo terras for the rest.
18:43 < Hunterkll> REQUEST has been created for REQUESTED ITEM (which has my FW request spreadsheet attached)  which is attached to my REQUEST ticket
18:43 < Hunterkll> and
18:43 < Hunterkll> for the REQUESTED ITEM subticket
18:43 < Hunterkll> it has a TASK subticket
18:43 < Hunterkll> for the actual change
18:43 < Hunterkll> the change has to reference the TASK ticket
18:43 < Hunterkll> then has to be closed in cascading order upwards
18:44 < Hunterkll> oh
18:44 < voidstar> but it probably sounded good in a management meeting
18:44 < Hunterkll> and change requests are handled in a separate system now (the old ticketing system)
18:44 < grumplestiltzkin> [Enter]
18:44 <+TuxedoJack> khelpw: this is his tank now
18:44 <+TuxedoJack> One second, I'm sending the pics up to Imgur
18:44 < khelpw> My leachie. https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/xhaj8c4N/image.png
18:44 <+layer-eight> * khelpw →  IMAGE/PNG Document, 942,220 bytes
18:44 < Hunterkll> so i think my white/yellow fish killed the black fish
18:44 < grumplestiltzkin> TuxedoJack: were you planning on keeping the rack vertical, or going horizontal?
18:44 < Hunterkll> and the hermit crabs and snails helped hide the body
18:45 < mkillebrew> The last robot I made caught fire, making a robotic coffee maker may be a worse idea.
18:45 < khelpw> She's a good soft taco. https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/gM4PerrZ/image.png
18:45 <+layer-eight> * khelpw →  IMAGE/PNG Document, 1,294,539 bytes
18:45 < Hunterkll> fuckin tank o racists
18:45 <+TuxedoJack> grumplestiltzkin: leaving it normally, vertical
18:45 <+TuxedoJack> khelpw: from the top - https://i.imgur.com/VQWklau.jpg
18:45 <+layer-eight> * TuxedoJack →  IMAGE/JPEG Document, 2,089,760 bytes
18:45 <+TuxedoJack> From the front - https://i.imgur.com/ISWSoOd.jpg
18:45 <+layer-eight> * TuxedoJack →  IMAGE/JPEG Document, 828,703 bytes
18:45 < voidstar> mkillebrew, just tie into the user controls provided on the coffee maker. no need to reinvent the wheel and all the built in protection will still function
18:45 < grumplestiltzkin> khelpw: your fingernails are well taken care of
18:46 < khelpw> Those are my girlfriends hands lol.
18:46 <+TuxedoJack> khelpw: oh, that's ADORABLE.
18:46 <+TuxedoJack> So many boops to be had
18:46 < mkillebrew> no, it needs to grind, load, fill, brew, and clean itself
18:46 < voidstar> oh
18:46 < khelpw> 99% of the pictures I have of her out of her enclosure are in my girlfriends hands. When I am holding her I generally don't have hands to also take a pic
18:46 < JollyRgrs> dang i just had some good pork chops for lunch
18:46 < mkillebrew> If I just wanted to turn it on, I'd not involve a fucking computer for it.
18:46 < grumplestiltzkin> mkillebrew: and hookers, and blackjack
18:47 < khelpw> TuxedoJack: are you using a digital hydro/therm meter?
18:48 < Casteil> hmmmm
18:48 < Casteil> bahhh
18:49 < Casteil> boss basically just greenlit my getting a beefier laptop
18:49 <+TuxedoJack> khelpw: yeah, the Exo Terra digital combometers
18:49 < Casteil> it's like +$500 to get a latitude 7490 w/ an 8650U vs an 8250U
18:49 <+TuxedoJack> Going to mount them to a sidemounted panel
18:50 <+TuxedoJack> Next to the NZXT fan controllers
18:50 < khelpw> http://www.reptilebasics.com/thermometers/TH-100/ when those die, I suggest these. They're a bit cheaper and way more accurate/reliable
18:50 <+layer-eight> * khelpw →  Digital Thermometer/Hygrometer with Hi Lo Memory
18:50 < khelpw> also, what are you using for a thermostat for your heating?
18:50 < Casteil> want the 8650U because it's 1.9 base and 4.2ghz turbo clock, where the 8250u is only 1.6 base, 3.4 turbo
18:50 < Casteil> (so naturally the 8650U is better at single thread apps)
18:51 <+TuxedoJack> Exo Terra 600W thermostat with redundant sensors via the combometers
18:51 <+TuxedoJack> Heat wires along the back side, plus the big-ass ceramic heater, plus the heat from the superlamps in the corners
18:52 < grumplestiltzkin> mkillebrew: will your coffee maker have a turbo button?
18:52 < khelpw> If you ever want to upgrade: https://www.spyderrobotics.com/index.php?main_page=index&cPath=1 these are dope
18:52 <+layer-eight> * khelpw →  Temp and Humidity Controllers : Spyder Robotics
18:53 <+TuxedoJack> Whoa
18:53 < Casteil> damn this XPS is so close
18:53 <+TuxedoJack> Holy CRAP
18:53 < khelpw> and also, if you want to change from fog to mist, I've got a mistking set up for my 2 geckos and it has been awesome so far. very reliable.
18:53 < Hatter> oh yeah what's so dope about them
18:53 <+TuxedoJack> Eh, I'm using a reptifogger now for the small cage, it's not bad
18:53 <+TuxedoJack> I want the Monsoon Multi because that'll create a full-enclosure mist vapor
18:53 < Casteil> XPS 13, i7-8550U, $1450.. but only 8GB of ram
18:53 < Casteil> and can't upgrade it :\
18:53 < khelpw> Yeah, I just like that the mistkind puts out bursts of bigger droplet spray and the geckos seem to like drinking off the walls
18:53 < khelpw> mistking*
18:54 <+TuxedoJack> Ah. Yeah, the little bugger drinks off plants and bleps the rocks / dirt
18:54 < khelpw> I have mine to just spray for 30 seconds 3x a day
18:54 < khelpw> that way the enclosures are nice and visible the rest of the time - no cloud hanging out in there.
18:54 <+TuxedoJack> I've got it going for 30 minutes 3x overnight, then 1 hour at a time 3x during the day
18:54 <+TuxedoJack> He's undergoing a shed cycle now, so I wanted to be a little more vigilant
18:55 < JFDkthx> .lucky
18:55  * layer-eight points a 6 chamber revolver with one round loaded at JFDkthx, and spins (6 slots remaining)
18:55 <+layer-eight> *click* - Looks like you get to live another day JFDkthx
18:55 < GreyKite> .lucky
18:55  * layer-eight points a 6 chamber revolver with one round loaded at GreyKite, and spins (6 slots remaining)
18:55 <+layer-eight> *click* - Looks like you get to live another day GreyKite
18:55 < mruszczyk> what are the cons of using a prosumer level ap in a remote office, something like ubiquiti? Or even just straight consumer gear like an asus ap?
18:55 < JFDkthx> .lucky
18:55  * layer-eight points a 6 chamber revolver with one round loaded at JFDkthx, and spins (5 slots remaining)
18:55  * layer-eight shoots JFDkthx in the foot
18:55 < JFDkthx> AGH
18:55 < corn266> rip
18:55 < GreyKite> mruszczyk: ubnt is perfectly solid for that kind of thing
18:55 < corn266> .lucky
18:55  * layer-eight points a 6 chamber revolver with one round loaded at corn266, and spins (4 slots remaining)
18:55 <+layer-eight> *click* - Looks like you get to live another day corn266
18:55 < JFDkthx> shame
18:55 < tsarbomba> jesus fucking christ how many keyboard shortcuts are there to close chrome?
18:56 < tsarbomba> every time i make a typo it seems like the fucking window closes
18:56 < JFDkthx> tsarbomba: you only need one.
18:56 < tsarbomba> apparently every key combination except ctrl-T and ctrl-W
18:56 < ionrover2> .lucky
18:56  * layer-eight points a 6 chamber revolver with one round loaded at ionrover2, and spins (6 slots remaining)
18:56 <+layer-eight> *click* - Looks like you get to live another day ionrover2
18:56 <+TuxedoJack> khelpw: which Mistking do you recommend? The Ultimate Value, or what?
18:56 <+TuxedoJack> Because god DAMN, those look awesome
18:56 < corn266> https://xkcd.com/1172/
18:56 <+layer-eight> * corn266 →  xkcd: Workflow
18:57 < khelpw> I just have a starter kit with some extra nozzles added on.
18:57 < khelpw> You can customize/add things to em to just get what you need. It has been running for ~3 years so far, reliably every day
18:57 < khelpw> wouldn't hesitate to buy another one, and I'm honestly thinking about it
18:59 <+TuxedoJack> Hmm
18:59 <+TuxedoJack> 10 nozzles on the starter, that's not bad
18:59 <+TuxedoJack> I was honestly only planning for 6, but hey, 5 on each side...
18:59 <+TuxedoJack> Or 6 on the sides and 4 up top
19:00 <+TuxedoJack> And have it draw its water from the reservoir that's going to be in the bottom 6U of the tank... as long as it's cleaned regularly and such, that'd be an almost-closed system
19:00 < dragonfleas> what's the best practices method of p2v'ing to hyper-v
19:00 < tsarbomba> are you guys talking about pneumatic engines or sex toys
19:00 < felda> UR A NOZZLE
19:01 < tsarbomba> inb4 whynotboth.jpg
19:01 < JollyRgrs> dragonfleas: v it from the p, then import into hyper-v?
19:01 < tsarbomba> s/v it from/grab it by
19:01 < dragonfleas> JollyRgrs, i meant tool wise
19:01 < tsarbomba> i think millerboss made the bot ignore me
19:01 < dragonfleas> tsarbomba, wrecked
19:02 < JollyRgrs> tsarbomba: it just recognizes bad jokes
19:02 < JollyRgrs> AI
19:02 < khelpw> it only comes with 1 nozzle to begin with - to be clear.
19:02 < tsarbomba> its entire existence is predicated on bad jokes
19:02 < tsarbomba> case in point
19:02 < tsarbomba> .bofh
19:02 < GreyKite> .bofh
19:02 <+layer-eight> BOFH Paradigm shift...without a clutch
19:02 < khelpw> and tbh, even for an enclosure that size, 4 nozzles would be overkill
19:02  * tsarbomba shakes fist at millerboss
19:02 < JollyRgrs> s/bad/dad
19:02 <+layer-eight> [SED JollyRgrs] tsarbomba: it just recognizes dad jokes
19:02 < tsarbomba> he must have had an autist moment
19:02 < tsarbomba> or the trump joke i made last night was too much for his delicate self
19:02 < vinrock> man today was cruising along nicely
19:02 < JollyRgrs> hmm, might be enabled only to s// yourself now
19:02 < ThisIsSys> So finally my department agreed to switching to SCCM/MDT instead of cloning images drive to drive!
19:03 < vinrock> and then quickbooks was like yo whutup
19:03 < JollyRgrs> ThisIsSys: CONGRATS!
19:03 < JollyRgrs> order a cake
19:03 < tsarbomba> fudgie the whale
19:03 < vinrock> ^
19:03 < ThisIsSys> Carrot cake!
19:03  * tsarbomba gasp
19:03  * tsarbomba slaps thisissys
19:04 < tsarbomba> do vegans eat stuff like egg-free, milk-free carrot cake
19:04 < tsarbomba> if so, what does it taste like
19:04 < ThisIsSys> Cake-free cake is a thing
19:04 < tsarbomba> free cake is good but cake-free cake just sounds like a horrorshow
19:05 <+TuxedoJack> khelpw: yeah, it kind of is overkill, but still. It's a 162-gallon tank, according to calculations
19:06 < tsarbomba> how is it not friday yet
19:06 <+TuxedoJack> I mean, if it truly is overkill, the Monsoon Multi will work fine
19:06 < JollyRgrs> can vegans drink coffee that comes from those beans recovered from monkey poo?
19:06 <+TuxedoJack> Easier to source, too
19:06 < tsarbomba> this week's been going on for years
19:06 < JollyRgrs> honest question
19:06 < tsarbomba> once the beans are outside the monkey they're vegan-approved
19:06 < JollyRgrs> tsarbomba: please to being friday?
19:06 < GreyKite> JollyRgrs: are any monkeys harmed in the recovery process or is it naturally farmed?
19:06 < tsarbomba> unless there's a new subset of vegans which believes that plants can feel pain too and that taking coffee beans is equivalent to torutre
19:07 < tsarbomba> torture
19:07 < ThisIsSys> Today is my birthday i want to pick the cake!
19:07 < ThisIsSys> I want a pie, a peach pie!
19:07 < tsarbomba> birthday CAKE
19:07 < tsarbomba> not birthday PIE
19:07 < tsarbomba> stay in your lane
19:07 < ThisIsSys> I don't care who you talk to, just make it happen
19:07 < GreyKite> I'll pie your birthday
19:07 < khelpw> It's mostly just a matter of reliability and expandability to me
19:08 < ThisIsSys> Tell her its for ThisIsSys, she'll know what it means.
19:08 < dragonfleas> ok, should i use disk2vhd?
19:08 < ThisIsSys> My obsession with Creed Bratton quotes makes me look stupid everywhere i go.
19:09 < dragonfleas> the sysinternals tool?
19:09 < DomLS3> disk2vhd ++
19:09 < DomLS3> May need to try an older version though. All my p2v stuff would BSOD unless it was an older version
19:10 < ThisIsSys> Is there a good article to start off with the SCCM for image deployment in a school setup? Something apart from Microsoft Docs.
19:11 < tsarbomba> i thought there was a tool for p2ving to hyper-v
19:11 < tsarbomba> or does that exclude the drives?
19:16 < ThisIsSys> Come on, we don't have an SCCM guy out here?
19:17 < br34k> hi guys, what's the best way to disable the windows store in 1803? i can't seem to find a consistent answer
19:19 < tsarbomba> gpedit.msc doesn't work any more?
19:20 < tsarbomba> oh wow the GPO no longer applies from 1511 onward
19:20 < tsarbomba> (without enterprise)
19:20 < tsarbomba> horrific
19:20 < br34k> exactly
19:20 < br34k> all i want to do is sysprep but i guess that's asking for too much from M$
19:20 < tsarbomba> when MS said they planned to simplify the offerings around windows 10 i didn't think they'd mean "we're putting everything useful to any size business under enterprise only"
19:21 < tsarbomba> tfw microsoft's own site refers you to a third-party "howto"
19:21 < dragonfleas> DomLS3, i'll be trying in a test hyper-v environment before i put it into production of course
19:21 < abakedapplepie> lol
19:21 < tsarbomba> plus it's from 2016
19:21 < dragonfleas> br34k, remove the appx package
19:22 < tsarbomba> sez here you can disallow the path in the software restriction policies using "%programfiles%\WindowsApps\Microsoft.WindowsStore*"
19:22 < tsarbomba> the trailing asterisk being necessary due to updates
19:22 < tsarbomba> in the 2 years since publication ms has probably found a way to bypass that, too
19:23 < tsarbomba> looks like after february 2018 people reported it no longer works in 1709
19:23 < tsarbomba> maybe never did
19:23 < br34k> it does not work, i definitely know that
19:24 < abakedapplepie> br34k: 	Get-AppxPackage "Microsoft.DesktopAppInstaller" | Remove-AppxPackage ,	Get-AppxPackage "Microsoft.WindowsStore" | Remove-AppxPackage
19:24 < tsarbomba> lather, rinse, repeat every time there's an update
19:25 < br34k> hmm, i wonder if this will work. i get the "..was installed for a user, but not provisioned for all users.." error when i attempt to sysprep
19:27 < Hatter> ThisIsSys: https://www.reddit.com/r/sysadmin/comments/7hp9yh/cant_wrap_my_head_around_image_pushing_using_sccm/dqsqmwd/
19:27 <+layer-eight> * Hatter →  redmonkeyyyy comments on Can't wrap my head around image pushing using SCCM
19:28 < tsarbomba> lol dual-layer dvd just fried our crosscut shredder
19:28 < Hatter> tsarbomba: pics
19:28 < tsarbomba> gotta use that german steel. can't fuck with no china shit.
19:28 < Hunterkll> Honestlly i'm fighting to get store access /enabled/ for some users at work
19:28 < tsarbomba> it wasn't visually impressive. dvd gets about halfway through, jams motor, smoke puffs out of the back. then, nothing.
19:28 < Hatter> well a video then
19:29 < Hunterkll> WSL download enablement and a slew of specific apps without having to use SCCM sideloading
19:29 < ThisIsSys> Hatter: my man!
19:29 < tsarbomba> too late. i already hand-destroyed the dvd and ran out before someone asked wtf happened
19:29 < Hunterkll> especially the surface and wireless display adapter specific apps
19:29 < Sousapro> looks like I'm going to have to stand up SCCM at work
19:29 < Sousapro> any hints?
19:29 < Hunterkll> hell, you need the store app for the miracasta adapter management
19:30 < Hunterkll> Sousapro, uh, just do it fgt
19:30 < Hunterkll> why 'have to' tho
19:30 < Sousapro> bitlocker keys
19:30 < Hunterkll> !?!?!?!?!?!?!
19:30 < Sousapro> text files are not the best way to do that
19:30 < Hunterkll> SCCM ... doesn't do that?
19:30 < Hunterkll> GPO + AD storage Sousapro
19:30 < Hunterkll> damn
19:31 < Hunterkll> i mean, SCCM is invaluble and will be a lifesaver for ever
19:31 < Hunterkll> but
19:31 < Hunterkll> we use SCCM + MBAM
19:31 < Hunterkll> MBAM handles our bitllocker
19:31 < ThisIsSys> Sousapro: join the team man, i am pushing my department to start using SCCM
19:31 < Hunterkll> with backup AD storage
19:31 < B_RAD1> sccm is legacy, everyone knows that
19:31 < B_RAD1> intune is where it's at
19:31 < Hunterkll> we do invoke MBAM bits in task sequences, but
19:31 < Hunterkll> lol
19:31 < ThisIsSys> I almost cried watching them use cloning softwares when i first started
19:31 < tsarbomba> s/lifesaver for ever/useless without the microsoft koolaid
19:31 < B_RAD1> Hunterkll, fo real though
19:31 < Sousapro> Hunterkll: MBAM
19:31  * tsarbomba flips off layer-eight
19:31 < Hunterkll> tsarbomba, I use it for Linux OSD and Solaris patching
19:31 < Hunterkll> :)
19:31 < Sousapro> still
19:31 < Sousapro> need to SCCM out there
19:32 < Hunterkll> Sousapro, yea but it won't help you with bitlocker at all
19:32 < Hunterkll> lol
19:32 < B_RAD1> big ol companies around here come to the local SCCM meetups
19:32 < B_RAD1> and they're like
19:32 < B_RAD1> 'yeah in 5 years we'll be on inTune'
19:32 < ThisIsSys> They literally do drive to drive cloning
19:32 < Hunterkll> B_RAD1, they think that, then they'll run into 120481029480 problems that prove them wrong
19:32 < B_RAD1> Hunterkll, probably, but tell me inTune doesnt sound attractive to you?
19:32 < ThisIsSys> I just need to fancy up my presentation for SCCM to prove to them its worth while
19:33 < B_RAD1> in the sense of NOT having to maintain SCCM infra
19:33 < B_RAD1> it's a pain in the fucking ass
19:33 < ThisIsSys> I hope they dont F me big time if sccm screws it
19:33 < tsarbomba> 99 problems but the cloud ain't 1
19:33 < Hunterkll> B_RAD1, I mean, in some aspects, like extending SCCM to do iOS device management, but really, it's got so much shit it CAN'T do
19:33 < Hunterkll> and just by virtue of design it can't do
19:33 < B_RAD1> definitely not denying that and it'll only expand
19:33 < Hunterkll> there's two ways to fix what intune can't do
19:33 < B_RAD1> there's more and more that is being added to intune that isn't being added to sccm
19:33 < Hunterkll> Connect SCCM to inTune
19:33 < Hunterkll> or introduce on-premise intune servers
19:34 < B_RAD1> you can do the 1st i think
19:34 < Hunterkll> yes
19:34 < B_RAD1> that joint management (co management?) thing
19:34 < Hunterkll> that's literally the only way to address the shortcomings i'd have with intune that can't be resolved
19:34 < Hunterkll> nah
19:34 < Hunterkll> there's many aspects
19:34 < Hunterkll> intune integration has been around for a while
19:34 < tsarbomba> isn't stainless steel supposed to hold an edge longer because of the chromium?
19:34 < B_RAD1> i forget exactly what it's called
19:34 < Hunterkll> comanagement is something new for transitioning
19:34 < Hunterkll> shit 2012 R2 had intune integration for MDM
19:34 < B_RAD1> we don't do it here so i'm not close to what exactly it is / isnt capable of doing
19:34 < ThisIsSys> SCCM any good for a mid tier school with 500+ systems in labs?
19:35 < B_RAD1> ThisIsSys, sccm is good for 200 systems man
19:35 < Hunterkll> shit, fuck yes
19:35 < Hunterkll> yea
19:35 < Hunterkll> i'd do it for a 100 machine ship
19:35 < Hunterkll> shop
19:35 < Hunterkll> whatever
19:35 < B_RAD1> sccm is great for windows boxes in general
19:35 < Hatter> ThisIsSys: probably, but it can be tricky to setup
19:35 < B_RAD1> especially edu
19:35 < Hunterkll> 'tricky to setup'
19:35 < Hunterkll> only if you try and do too much at once
19:35 < Hatter> ThisIsSys: there's also the chance for blowing up your environment with it if you're not careful
19:35 < B_RAD1> that nice nice edu discount
19:35 < Hunterkll> and try and over-engineer it
19:35 < ThisIsSys> Every lab has a different image setup though
19:35 < Hatter> but don't let that scare you
19:35 < tsarbomba> depends on what the school is for. if you're teaching future IT dorks, SCCM makes an excellent torture chamber.
19:35 < B_RAD1> Hunterkll, fo real though. heavily heavily documented
19:35 < Hunterkll> Hatter, sure, if you configure bits you don't understand upfront
19:35 < B_RAD1> like straight up ms docs will walk you through it
19:35 < B_RAD1> there's 100s of blogsf
19:35 < ThisIsSys> Hatter:  yeah, i saw one post on reddit about an update auto kicking
19:35 < B_RAD1> blogs*
19:35 < B_RAD1> it's not -hard-
19:35 < Hunterkll> inTune will never take over for SCCM
19:35 <+TuxedoJack> tsarbomba: I use Mac support to torture my trainees
19:35 < Hunterkll> those big companies are retarded
19:35 < B_RAD1> disagree :p
19:36 < tsarbomba> now that's just cruel
19:36 <+DrGibby|> why not ghost everything?
19:36 <+DrGibby|> you plebs
19:36 < Hunterkll> B_RAD1, imaging. inTune assumes everything over the WAN using vendor supplied images.
19:36 <+TuxedoJack> Cruel would be making them install NT SP6 from floppy
19:36 < Hunterkll> that is just literally impossible for us.
19:36 < ThisIsSys> DrGibby|: We do that lol
19:36 < Hunterkll> we cannot do it
19:36 < ThisIsSys> CloneZilla + Ghost
19:36 < B_RAD1> you can TS over inTune
19:36 < Hunterkll> we would be fined out of existence
19:36 < ThisIsSys> Orgasmic combination
19:36 < B_RAD1> nevermind that azure bill
19:36 < Hunterkll> if we didn't bare metal image and on-premise encryption key manage
19:36 < B_RAD1> and you don't need to bare metal shit if you're doing it right
19:36 < Hunterkll> the feds would string us up so hard i'd be a woman
19:36 < B_RAD1> let auto pilot take over
19:37 < B_RAD1> some oems are coming on board w/ that, it's not widespread yet
19:37 < B_RAD1> but $msoft is putting the pieces in place to do it
19:37 < Hunterkll> not quite
19:37 < tsarbomba> pooch -> screwed
19:38 < B_RAD1> sccm is dying. it'll take awhile
19:38 < B_RAD1> but it is dying
19:38 < Hunterkll> B_RAD1, we have to blank the disks here.
19:38 < Hunterkll> period
19:38 < Hunterkll> and we'd need internal infrasturcture
19:38 < Hunterkll> we don't have gigabit WAN everywhere
19:38 < Hunterkll> actually, where we do, we even choke that
19:38 < Hatter> Hunterkll: I wish you wouldn't try to humiliate me in front of everyone
19:38 < Hatter> Hunterkll: Are you going to be a problem?
19:38 < B_RAD1> i believe it and i will say it doesnt make sense for all parties
19:38 < B_RAD1> which is why i say slow death
19:39 < Hunterkll> nor for disconnected networks
19:39 < Hunterkll> which, in my industry, are widely prevelant
19:39 < Hunterkll> sneakerneting updates to the WSUS server is not unheard of
19:39  * B_RAD1 vomits in his mouth a bit
19:39 < Hunterkll> SCCM is being so rapidly extended it's hilarious
19:40 < Hunterkll> compared to what it used to be
19:40 < Hunterkll> for SMB, sure, 100 user or less? that'll go away
19:40 < Hunterkll> SCCM will be a non-starter there
19:40 < B_RAD1> i can see it sticking around for the next 10-15 for your truly enterprise class orgs
19:40 < Hunterkll> in places where i'm legally required to bare metal blank the disk and image, nope, not going away
19:40 < B_RAD1> DoD shit
19:40 < B_RAD1> gov shit
19:40 < B_RAD1> Fortune 10 shit
19:41 < Hunterkll> I could see intune and SCCM feature set merging and there being /incentives/ to link
19:41 < Hunterkll> it'll be intune on premise and intune hybrid
19:41 < Hunterkll> and intinue cloud
19:41 < Hunterkll> but that'll just be a branding change ;)
19:41 < B_RAD1> shoot inTune on Prem would be a trip
19:41 < B_RAD1> that's like, entirely against the point
19:42 < Hunterkll> it's already 95% there
19:42 < B_RAD1> point of inTune that is
19:42 < Hunterkll> B_RAD1, and a lot of problems can't be solved without on-premise infrastructure
19:42 < B_RAD1> you're fighting the modern & distributed workforce that microsoft thinks everyone has
19:42 < B_RAD1> stop resisting!
19:42 < JollyRgrs> i'd like autopilot to be integrated with SCCM in some way
19:42  * B_RAD1 beats Hunterkll 
19:42 < Hunterkll> B_RAD1, i'm not. i'm literally preaching microsoft's own internal use case
19:42 < Hunterkll> ;)
19:43 < B_RAD1> heh
19:43 < B_RAD1> yeah that's right they are on inTune now internal
19:43 < B_RAD1> at least that's the roadmap
19:43 < Hunterkll> no
19:43 < Hunterkll> not even close lol
19:43 < B_RAD1> that's roadmap
19:43 < B_RAD1> whether or not it's complete, i'm not sure
19:43 < B_RAD1> but they said that's the way it's going for them
19:43 < Hunterkll> B_RAD1, it's not even close.
19:43 < Hunterkll> they might be using some co-management features (SCCM and intune on the same machine is all it really is)
19:44 < B_RAD1> they were major pimpin AAD and inTune awhile ago in a 'we eat our own dogfood' sense
19:44 < Hunterkll> but some of the chatter i've heard from them is along the lines of their guys going "this is fucking retarded"
19:44 < B_RAD1> that was like 1 year ago maybe more
19:44 < Hunterkll> and yet their internal SCCM still manages 600k+ machines worldwide
19:44 < Hunterkll> shit
19:44 < Hunterkll> i saw them reimaging a demo machine at a microsoft store kiosk
19:44 < B_RAD1> oof that's huge
19:44 < Hunterkll> it was an SCCM task sequence
19:44 < Hunterkll> this was like 3 months ago
19:44 < Hunterkll> :P
19:44 < Hunterkll> their fucking SCCM infra extends out to their damn retail kiosks in malls where they don't even have full stores
19:44 < Hunterkll> lol
19:45 < Hunterkll> for on-site reimaging
19:45 < B_RAD1> that's wild
19:45 < B_RAD1> i wonder how many dp's
19:45 < Sousapro> How much longer until sccm 2019? Lol
19:45 < Hunterkll> i saw something that was like 30 DPs per continenet
19:45 < Hunterkll> Sousapro, never. rolling release.
19:45 < Hunterkll> just like win10
19:45 < Hunterkll> SCCM 1802 is the current version i think
19:45 < B_RAD1> per continent?
19:45 < B_RAD1> wow
19:45 < Sousapro> I know the fall build is supposed to be LTS
19:45 < Sousapro> Like more then a year
19:46 < Hunterkll> B_RAD1, not counting cloud DPs, IBCM, techs with USB based TSes, etc
19:46 < Sousapro> I'm not changing my title to SCCM manager
19:46 < Hunterkll> Sousapro, LTS is for suckers
19:46 < Hunterkll> :P
19:46 < Hunterkll> no, seriously
19:46 < Sousapro> LMAO
19:46 < Hunterkll> it is
19:46 < B_RAD1> ah yes yes
19:46 < B_RAD1> There IS that
19:46  * B_RAD1 has tried to forget boot media
19:46 < B_RAD1> install media *
19:46 < Hunterkll> we use it on sites with less than 100 people
19:46 < Hunterkll> only sites with more than 100 people get an on site DP for us
19:46 < Hunterkll> the rest can rely on peer cache
19:46 < Hunterkll> >:3
19:46 < B_RAD1> we burn up usb's doing it
19:46 < B_RAD1> like crazy fast
19:46 < Hunterkll> Sousapro, updating SCCM between verisons is as simple as an ADK upgrade and a right click install update in console
19:47 < Hunterkll> it's not like doing an actual major upgrade
19:47 < Sousapro> Oh
19:47 < Sousapro> Okay cool
19:47 < Hunterkll> Sousapro, and LTSB versions are crippled too
19:47 < Hunterkll> some feature sets are not there
19:47 < Hunterkll> Sousapro, god damn, if a company like general dynamics can be using SCCM 1710 internally
19:47 < B_RAD1> yeah your site might be down and clients not pulling any new policy for like
19:47 < Hunterkll> and i can be runing 1802 internally
19:47 < B_RAD1> the duration the box has to reboot
19:47 < Hunterkll> lol
19:47 < Hunterkll> B_RAD1, nah they fall back to our datacenter stuff
19:47 < Hunterkll> which also serves our VPN users
19:47 < B_RAD1> well if you have a MP out off the main site
19:47 < Hunterkll> and servers
19:47 < B_RAD1> or secondary site
19:47 < Hunterkll> B_RAD1, only two MPs
19:48 < Hunterkll> one in each major DC
19:48 < Hunterkll> the sites only get DPs
19:48 < B_RAD1> we're all on one box
19:48 < B_RAD1> soon pulling SUP off
19:48 < Hunterkll> seems an odd one to do first
19:48 < B_RAD1> this wsus IIS worker process blowing up is annoying
19:48 < B_RAD1> it happened to us a week ago
19:48 < Hunterkll> ours is on our primary .... we have ... 6k workstations on that infra?
19:48 < Hunterkll> but just fix the ram usage on it
19:48 < Hunterkll> even so
19:49 < Hunterkll> i have a shitty all in one
19:49 < Hunterkll> that ran 5000 workstations and 600 servers
19:49 < B_RAD1> there's also a dp role on the main
19:49 < Hunterkll> no big deal
19:49 < B_RAD1> which we're splitting too
19:49 < Hunterkll> lol
19:49 < Hunterkll> how many clients?
19:49 < B_RAD1> 5k
19:49 < Hunterkll> i mean, 5k workstations i'm still all in one
19:49 < Hunterkll> and that's with 600 servers too
19:49 < Hunterkll> no imaging, but still SW deployments, updates, config policy, etc
19:49 < Hunterkll> AV
19:49 < B_RAD1> defender?
19:49 < B_RAD1> or something else
19:50 < Hunterkll> well, SCEP, but yes
19:50 < B_RAD1> SCEP for non Win10
19:50 < Hunterkll> SCCM managed defender, basically
19:50 < Hunterkll> it's SCEP for win10 too
19:50 < Hunterkll> if you check the about box
19:50 < Hunterkll> ;)
19:50 < B_RAD1> they call it defender now!
19:50 < Hunterkll> not in the about box once it's SCCM managed
19:50 < Hunterkll> :)
19:50 < B_RAD1> like microsoft is any good at updating terminology usage
19:51 < Hunterkll> it's been defender/MSE forever dude
19:51 < Hunterkll> SCEP has always been the SCCM managed version
19:51 < Hunterkll> in fact, it was defender entirely on 8/8.1 too
19:51 < Hunterkll> i think 7 was the last that had separation, and they merged it anyway
19:51 < JollyRgrs> Windows Firewall is now Windows DEFENDER Firewall :/
19:51 < JollyRgrs> (the named service at least)
19:51 < Hunterkll> JollyRgrs, yet it's still msmpsvc to me
19:51 < Hunterkll> :)
19:51 < B_RAD1> then i guess im not sure i fully understand the interaction on 10
19:52 < B_RAD1> because it manages 'Defender'
19:52 < B_RAD1> but installs SCEP
19:52 < B_RAD1> but then wtf does SCEP do
19:52 < JollyRgrs> extra m in there?
19:52 < JollyRgrs> or something
19:53 < JollyRgrs> B_RAD1: SCEP is SCCM managed defender
19:53 < JollyRgrs> does same thing
19:53 < Hunterkll> B_RAD1, it doesn't install SCEP
19:53 < B_RAD1> what on Earth
19:53 < Hunterkll> it's literally the same thing
19:53 < Hunterkll> it just flips some bits
19:53 < Hunterkll> SCEP IS DEFENDER
19:53 < JollyRgrs> it changes the about box
19:53 < Hunterkll> on 7 (MSE/defender post merge), 8/8.1, and 10
19:53 < JollyRgrs> DEFENDER IS SCEP... minus being controlled by SCCM
19:53 < Hunterkll> defender is SCEP
19:53 < Hunterkll> yes
19:53 < B_RAD1> Fuck off Microsoft
19:53 < B_RAD1> goodness
19:53 < Hunterkll> JollyRgrs, well, you can install SCEP and use an XML instead of SCCM :)
19:54 < JollyRgrs> lol
19:54 < Hunterkll> B_RAD1, dude, it's only been this way for like 6 tyears
19:54 < Hunterkll> since they changed the branding from forefront endpoint protection
19:54 < B_RAD1> i've only been a configMgr admin for 1
19:54 < B_RAD1> :p
19:54 < Hunterkll> and released the free version of the AV
19:54 < Hunterkll> for 2007 it was FEP up until the FEP 2010
19:54 < Hunterkll> then 2012 rolled and it was SCEP
19:54 < Hunterkll> and then they launched their free AV
19:54 < Hunterkll> which was just an unmanaged version
19:54 < Hunterkll> :)
19:54 < B_RAD1> then what exactly is build in to windows?
19:54 < JollyRgrs> so there's a sliiiiiight possibility that along with finally getting an enterprise license, we might be able to ditch ePO and go full MSFT scep/defender/ATP/etc
19:55 < Hunterkll> B_RAD1, SCEP/DEFENDER
19:55 < Hunterkll> lol
19:55 < Hunterkll> it's the same thing
19:55 < B_RAD1> :S
19:55 < Hunterkll> SCCM agent just slaves it
19:55 < B_RAD1> i guess what's throwing me off is add/remove progs lists SCEP
19:55 < B_RAD1> but you said it doesn't install SCEP
19:56 < B_RAD1> it just slaves the built-in
19:56 < B_RAD1> so what is that?
19:56 < Hunterkll> it slaves what's there and puts some shims in
19:56 < JollyRgrs> B_RAD1: you know how like a guy buys a VW, and then slaps a "TT" logo on the back?
19:56 < Hunterkll> ^
19:56 < JollyRgrs> it doesn't change what the car is
19:56 < JollyRgrs> just makes it look cooler... totally, by far... and slightly faster :P
19:56 < B_RAD1> i've never likened it to that exactly but sure
19:56 < B_RAD1> makes sense tho
19:56 < JollyRgrs> B_RAD1: i'm stretching b/c you don't seem to understand how we are telling you otherwise
19:56 < Hunterkll> more like... when microsoft makes a product ... and makes it free for home users... but charges $22/workstation for business users...
19:57 < Hunterkll> how do you differentiate?
19:57 < Hunterkll> :D
19:57 < B_RAD1> JollyRgrs, thank u for simple car analogy mr smart man.
19:57 < B_RAD1> I get it now.
19:57 < B_RAD1> Durr.
19:57 < Hunterkll> lol
19:57 < JollyRgrs> B_RAD1: i really just wanted to make fun of ppl who mix and match their emblems on cars
19:57 < JollyRgrs> but glad it helped you out
19:57 < Hatter> Someone took the emblem from my BMW
19:58 < B_RAD1> like i said it was that added entry in add remove programs throwing me off
19:58 < JollyRgrs> and put it on their mazda
19:58 < Hatter> Do you guys think it was my jewish neighbors, or maybe some urban youths?
19:58 < B_RAD1> but if it's just some added binaries to do other shit
19:58 < B_RAD1> I get it
19:58 < tsarbomba> jollyrgrs, all the hipsters debadge their shit now
19:58 < giant_it_burrit> Hunterkll: plz gib sccm
19:58 < tsarbomba> step 1: remove "SHO" from the back of your taurus
19:58 < Hunterkll> giant_it_burrit, thepiratebay.org
19:58 < tsarbomba> step 2: blow up camaros erryday
19:58 < giant_it_burrit> enjoy 360+ twin tubskies
19:58 < JollyRgrs> step 3: replace SHO with M3 logo
19:58 < Hunterkll> tsarbomba, no more tarus
19:58 < giant_it_burrit> 4) kms
19:58 < JollyRgrs> lol
19:59 < Hunterkll> tsarbomba, only like 3 trucks and a new focus  and a mustang
19:59 < tsarbomba> brb putting an audi R8 logo on my 1949 beetle
19:59 < JollyRgrs> what are the two models they are keeping, Hunterkll? i never read past the article titles
19:59 < Hunterkll> or something
19:59 < JollyRgrs> egad
19:59 < abakedapplepie> i do wonder if they will continue making interceptor sedans
19:59 < tsarbomba> hunterkll i saw they were ramping down. they shoulda taken that sweet sweet bailout money after all.
19:59 < Hunterkll> abakedapplepie, i don't think they do anymore
19:59 < abakedapplepie> or if they will move interceptors to 100% the explorer platform
19:59 < Hatter> I don't love the car talk guys, but could I get an answer to my car question?
19:59 < tsarbomba> ford hasn't made a p91 since...2015?
20:00 < abakedapplepie> lol
20:00 < giant_it_burrit> Hatter: which was?
20:00 < Hunterkll> mustang
20:00 < Hatter> giant_it_burrit: Someone ripped the emblem from my BMW. Do you think it was my jewish neighbors or urban youths?
20:00 < giant_it_burrit> p51
20:00 < Hunterkll> he wants to download one
20:00 < giant_it_burrit> urban youths
20:00 < giant_it_burrit> jewish neighbors got them to do it
20:00 < tsarbomba> i looked for a marauder cheap but nobody wants to sell theirs unless they're asking for 1.5x blue book
20:00 < Hatter> giant_it_burrit: that sounds a bit racist
20:01 < giant_it_burrit> Hatter: im white everything i say is racist
20:01 < giant_it_burrit> who cares
20:01 < Hatter> hehe
20:01 < ThisIsSys> I will be thinking SCCM for days now!
20:01 < tsarbomba> bmw logo? jewish neighbors have no need for that bullshit. it was probably someone who still thinks germans are "bad people"
20:01 < abakedapplepie> tsarbomba: good luck
20:01 < Hatter> tsarbomba: Exactly why I suspected my jewish neighbors
20:01 < giant_it_burrit> Hunterkll: whats the cost for sccm
20:01 < ThisIsSys> This MCSA 70-742 exam tho ;(
20:01 < tsarbomba> eh it was an idle search. with gas going up to $3.50 or higher this summer i'm not sure i'd want something with a 5.7L V8 anyway
20:01 < abakedapplepie> the only marauders i see are owned by gangbanger wannabes and they want too much for it and all their gaudy ghetto mods and lord knows how well it was treated after 150k miles
20:01 < tsarbomba> not a daily driver, at least
20:02 < giant_it_burrit> tsarbomba: i need premium so yeah
20:02 < Hunterkll> giant_it_burrit, $61/machine for client workstation management for license ++ 2 years SA
20:02 < tsarbomba> hatter, oddly enough it's the descendents of german expats who think germans are bad people now
20:02 < tsarbomba> or at least one in particular
20:02 < Hunterkll> $22 extra for AV entitlement
20:02 < Hatter> my neighbors are very clean and polite, the jews really do make the best neighbors
20:02 < Hatter> unless you're a palestinian of course
20:02 < giant_it_burrit> and that 61 bucks gets me what
20:02 < tsarbomba> the marauder is a nice looking sedan. i don't know why people would want to fuck it up
20:02 < Hunterkll> giant_it_burrit, SCCM duh
20:02 < tsarbomba> but then again i said the same thing about the 90s impala
20:02 < giant_it_burrit> i mean what bells and whistles
20:03 < Hunterkll> all SCCM features, plus SQL entitelment
20:03 < ThisIsSys> Hunterkll: $61 per client! Whaaaaat!?
20:03 < Hunterkll> giant_it_burrit, anything in the SCCM feature list
20:03 < ThisIsSys> No school discounts?
20:03 < tsarbomba> MAX OUT THE CHROME Y'ALL
20:03 < Hunterkll> oh i'm sure there's steep EDU discounts
20:03 < B_RAD1> ThisIsSys, there is an edu discount
20:03 < Hunterkll> that's the STICKER price
20:03 < B_RAD1> it's quite cheap for edu IIRC
20:03 < Hunterkll> if you say, want 1000 licenses, i'm sure they'll work with you on your EA
20:04 < JollyRgrs> EDU discounts? man, we had a nice EA deal at my edu hospital
20:04 < tsarbomba> and i would buy 500 licenses
20:04 < tsarbomba> and i would buy 500 more
20:04 < JollyRgrs> we coulda done MSFT everything for dirt cheap
20:04 < ThisIsSys> Thats good!
20:04 < B_RAD1> edu hospital?
20:04 < B_RAD1> were you double dipping lol?
20:04 < ThisIsSys> We are looking 500 something licenses
20:04 < B_RAD1> free microsoft1
20:04 < JollyRgrs> B_RAD1: there were chances
20:04 < B_RAD1> !
20:04 < tsarbomba> just to be the man who bought 1000 licenses from microwhore
20:04 < B_RAD1> that's double discount whammy right there
20:04 < JollyRgrs> DA-DA-DAAAAA
20:05 < ThisIsSys> Edu SCCM should be $10 per client
20:05 < Hunterkll> it probably is
20:05 < Casteil> dell's pricing is kinda goofy
20:05 < Hunterkll> or even less
20:05 < B_RAD1> alternatively ThisIsSys
20:05 < giant_it_burrit> how do i become an edu
20:05 < Casteil> normal prices on their new line aren't that much higher than "discount" prices on their old line
20:05 < tsarbomba> dell's pricing for servers is pretty standard
20:05 < giant_it_burrit> i do security training that counts right?
20:05 < B_RAD1> PDQ deploy
20:06 < Casteil> looking at XPS 15s
20:06 < giant_it_burrit> i like pdq deploy
20:06 < Hunterkll> lol PDQ deploy solves like 10% of what SCCM does tho
20:06 < tsarbomba> their workstation and laptop pricing is basically like "either we slap together a low-end bullshit package 'on sale' or you pick a proper machine a la carte and pay double"
20:06 < B_RAD1> Hunterkll, okay so it just deploys things
20:06 < B_RAD1> but for the rest, handy dandy powershell
20:06 < B_RAD1> need a list of installed updates? got it. query that wmi, dump it to a share
20:06 < Hunterkll> looool
20:06 < giant_it_burrit> between that and wsus it does the vast majority of the day to day
20:06 < Hunterkll> compliance baseline enforcement?
20:07 < giant_it_burrit> no one here cares tbh
20:07 < Hunterkll> up until recently that was practically required for firefox lockdown management
20:07 < B_RAD1> get-adcomputer * | foreach{get-wmiobject win32_hotfix -computername $_}
20:07 < Hunterkll> i'd checksum the file and replace it every 2 hours
20:07 < Hunterkll> :D
20:07 < B_RAD1> it'll take 3 weeks to complete
20:07 < tsarbomba> compliance? ask yourself why the IT guy walks around with a .45 on his hip
20:07 < ThisIsSys> My school's technology department wants to keep things cheap!
20:07 < B_RAD1> but you don't need no stinkin SCCM
20:07 < B_RAD1> do it yourself
20:07 < B_RAD1> lazy bones
20:07 < Casteil> $1540 for an old gen i7-7700HQ w/ 16GB ram / 256GB SSD after coupon code... orrrrr.. I could buy a new gen with a more powerful hexacore i7-8750H, and the same ram/SSD size for $1550
20:07 < Hunterkll> i like how i7-7700HQ is 'old gen'
20:07 < tsarbomba> casteil AFTER coupon code?
20:07 < tsarbomba> that's...retarded
20:08 < B_RAD1> Casteil, i have that 8700k and it's -quite- good
20:08 < ThisIsSys> tsarbomba: we don't use that word no more
20:08 < Hatter> I just seized a great opportunity to use the phrase "gee whiz" in an email
20:08 < B_RAD1> the hexacore
20:08 < Casteil> tsarbomba: yeah, there's no coupon code for the i7-8750 one, it's just $1549.99
20:08 < giant_it_burrit> Hunterkll: is there a cost to download and install sccm itself?
20:08 < tsarbomba> not that the i7-7xxxs are shit.
20:08 < Casteil> http://www.dell.com/en-us/work/shop/dell-laptops-and-notebooks/new-xps-15/spd/xps-15-9570-laptop/cax15w10p1c1647
20:08 < onenerdyguy1> B_RAD1, oh god, don't try co convince people to use powershell, you'll be labelled an elitist
20:08 <+layer-eight> * Casteil →  XPS 15 Inch 9570 High Performance 4K Laptop with InfinityEdge | Dell United States
20:08 < Casteil> Seems like a pretty dang good deal
20:08 < tsarbomba> elitist?
20:08 < Hunterkll> giant_it_burrit, no. you only license the managed endpoints. SCCM server side component & SQL included.
20:08 < Casteil> hexacore i7-8750H (with hyperthreading)
20:08 < tsarbomba> how can you admin windows without powershell?
20:08 < Hunterkll> just need to license the windows server instance you're running it on
20:08 < onenerdyguy1> tsarbomba, click clik click, next next next
20:08 < Hunterkll> giant_it_burrit, now, if you want to SCCM manage servers, then it gets expensive
20:08 < Hunterkll> :)
20:09 < Hunterkll> like $3000/host minimum
20:09 < Hunterkll> expensive
20:09 < Hunterkll> sticker price
20:09 < giant_it_burrit> as an endpoint i have to license it?
20:09 < Hunterkll> well, $1500 if you only have two windows VMs
20:09 < tsarbomba> the new core model is going to be a shock to quite a number of admins i think
20:09 < abakedapplepie> greedy bastards
20:09 < Hunterkll> giant_it_burrit, you only license what it's managing, the server software is free. it just doesn't come with a free copy of windows server
20:09 < giant_it_burrit> my windows boxes are 4 ad vm's, wsus, and thats it server wise
20:09 < Hunterkll> lol
20:09 < onenerdyguy1> tsarbomba, we are actively dropping SCCM in favor of PDQ and other nightmares due to that cost
20:09 < giant_it_burrit> ah
20:10 < giant_it_burrit> so because i have a licensed server it should cost 0 at that point
20:10 < giant_it_burrit> gotcha
20:10 < tsarbomba> i finally have an opportunity to make our windows environment 'right'. these are all things i'm going to have to decide in the next year
20:10 < Hunterkll> onenerdyguy1, core model does not apply to workstations
20:10 < tsarbomba> hunterkll, it will soon enough
20:10 < onenerdyguy1> Hunterkll, yeah, it was the servers
20:10 < onenerdyguy1> Hunterkll, it was not a solution I recommended nor supported
20:10 < Hunterkll> even so your SA should get yout he flip easily enough
20:11 < B_RAD1> onenerdyguy1, why not
20:11 < B_RAD1> it's so good
20:11 < tsarbomba> it should also be fun when shops that generally buy low-end workstation hardware end up taking shipments of win10 machines with S-mode enabled out of the box
20:11 < B_RAD1> the entire windows at your finger tips
20:11 < onenerdyguy1> B_RAD1, pfft, aren't you a SCCM admin
20:11 < B_RAD1> open windows, shut windows
20:11 < tsarbomba> admins who aren't paying attention are going to be like WHAT THE FLYING FUCK
20:11 < tsarbomba> WHY IS RT BACK
20:11 < B_RAD1> yeah but sccm is stupid
20:11 < B_RAD1> and you can do all the same with Powershell
20:11 < onenerdyguy1> B_RAD1, been drinking buggo?
20:11 < onenerdyguy1> tsarbomba, haha, S?
20:11 < B_RAD1> just coffee
20:11 < tsarbomba> yeah, S. locked to store apps only.
20:11 < tsarbomba> it's a "mode" in upcoming winbuilds
20:11 < onenerdyguy1> yep
20:11 < onenerdyguy1> at least it's x86 this time
20:12 < Hunterkll> onenerdyguy1, he has to be drunk to think it can all be done with powershell lol
20:12 < Hunterkll> tsarbomba, it's already been out
20:12 < tsarbomba> some OEMs are saying it's going to be the default mode on their lower end and consumer hardware
20:12 < B_RAD1> well MOST of it
20:12 < B_RAD1> not all
20:12 < Hunterkll> tsarbomba, S launcehd with the surface laptop
20:12 < Hunterkll> and it's disable-able
20:12 < B_RAD1> like, i wouldn't attempt OSD with powershell
20:12 < onenerdyguy1> Hunterkll, Um...mostly it can. besides  3rd party garbage
20:12 < Hunterkll> you just can't re-enable it
20:12 < tsarbomba> but as some of us are saddled with $bosses who buy shit based exclusively on price...
20:12 < B_RAD1> but uh
20:12 < B_RAD1> Apps and updates
20:12 < B_RAD1> reporting
20:12 < giant_it_burrit> just because you can doesnt mean you should
20:12 < onenerdyguy1> 90% of my day to day on Win servers is powershell
20:12 < Hatter> I don't know what this S mode business is yet, can someone ELI5?
20:12 < Hunterkll> onenerdyguy1, i mean, if you hire a few dedicated powershell developers to reimplement stuff
20:12 < tsarbomba> so i fought for more leverage in purchasing decisions and got it. the downside being now i have a lot of decisions to make in a fairly short period of time
20:12 < Hunterkll> like win10 ring stagger management
20:12 < B_RAD1> come on join me friends
20:12 < onenerdyguy1> Hunterkll, what kind of stuff?
20:12 < B_RAD1> fuck SCCM
20:12 < B_RAD1> use powershell
20:13 < tsarbomba> hatter, think a toggle-able RT mode for x64
20:13 < tsarbomba> only "modern" apps
20:13 < Hatter> LI5 I said
20:13 < Hunterkll> you can turn it off, you can't turn it back on
20:13 < Hunterkll> tsarbomba, and no, it's not UWP only
20:13 < Hunterkll> Win32 can be in the store too with some API restrictions
20:13 < tsarbomba> windows app store apps only = S mode
20:13 < Hunterkll> iTunes is in the app store and it defintitely is not  UWP
20:13 < Hatter> oh
20:13 < Hunterkll> but it works on S
20:13 < tsarbomba> hunterkll, fine, x86/x64. but if your'e still using x86 i don't want to know you
20:13 < Hatter> that doesn't sound great
20:13 < DomLS3> pfsense
20:13 < onenerdyguy1> Hunterkll, cuz I'm curious on what kind of things you would need to have re-implemented for Pwoershell adoption
20:13 < tsarbomba> also, win32 is going away fairly quickly
20:13 < felda> YES
20:13 < bmurt> hmm
20:14 < tsarbomba> there will be some virtualization nonsense to replace it
20:14 <@Code_Man65> Honestly win32 needs to finally just go away
20:14 < tsarbomba> ^
20:14 < onenerdyguy1> Code_Man65, yep
20:14 < Hunterkll> tsarbomba, we already have it. it's called WoW
20:14 < B_RAD1> excel for hololens guys
20:14 < B_RAD1> UWP excel
20:14 < tsarbomba> no, i mean, WoW is going away
20:14 < B_RAD1> it's coming
20:14 < tsarbomba> let me find it
20:14 < B_RAD1> isnt 2019 all uwp?
20:14 < Hunterkll> i like how on server core you can uninstall 32 bit entirely
20:14 < B_RAD1> iirc
20:14 < Hunterkll> B_RAD1, wtf are you talking about. 2019 what?
20:14 < B_RAD1> office
20:14 < Hunterkll> no
20:14 < Hunterkll> not even close
20:15 < B_RAD1> i thought there was a UWP derivative
20:15 < Hunterkll> there is, yes
20:15 < Hunterkll> there has been for a while
20:15 <@Code_Man65> No, they are moving OneNote to the native Windows 10 version
20:15 < Hunterkll> 2019 will be Win10 only
20:15 < tsarbomba> ugh my google fu is sucking right now
20:15 < tsarbomba> i'm going to eat my sandwich and look for it later
20:15 < Hatter> This song is such an earworm, I can't get it out of my head: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Brzf1bUEtV8
20:15 <@Code_Man65> Instead of the desktop version that has been included
20:15 <+layer-eight> * Hatter →  The Kinks-  Berkely Mews - YouTube
20:15 < dragonfleas> wow
20:15 < Hunterkll> but it's not UWP
20:15 <@Code_Man65> OneNote is
20:15 < dragonfleas> i've deployed 11 machines and 22 monitors since 5 am
20:15 < dragonfleas> i'm so fucking tired
20:16 < Hatter> dragonfleas: I just die the math, that's 2 monitors per machine
20:16 < Gencade> dragonfleas, take a nap in the server room
20:16 < Hunterkll> B_RAD1, https://techcommunity.microsoft.com/t5/Office-Apps-Blog/Office-2019-Preview-is-ready-for-Commercial-customers/ba-p/187506
20:16 < tsarbomba> onenote "desktop" mode is going away?
20:16 < Gencade> That's what I do
20:16 <+layer-eight> * Hunterkll →  Office 2019 Preview is ready for Commercial customers - Microsoft Tech Community - 187506
20:16 < tsarbomba> that's pretty much the push i need to get off of it
20:16 < dragonfleas> Gencade, there's no server room at this site, only a closet with 2 servers in it and networking equipment
20:16 < dragonfleas> but it's literally a closet
20:16 < Hunterkll> https://techcommunity.microsoft.com/t5/Office-365-Blog/The-best-version-of-OneNote-on-Windows/ba-p/183974 <-- onenote
20:16 <+layer-eight> * Hunterkll →  The best version of OneNote on Windows - Microsoft Tech Community - 183974
20:16 < dragonfleas> Hatter, /r/theydidthemath
20:16 <@Code_Man65> Why tsarbomba?  The Windows 10 version of OneNote is pretty freaking awesome
20:16 < Gencade> dragonfleas, beggars can't be choosers
20:16 <@Code_Man65> Especially on a surface
20:17 < dragonfleas> I like Win10 OneNote
20:17 < dragonfleas> super fun on my surfacebook
20:17 < gnupluslinux> cause M$FT
20:17 < tsarbomba> haven't messed with it but i generally avoid the winstore apps
20:17 < dragonfleas> UWP apps aren't all despicable
20:17 <@Code_Man65> Are you running Windows 10?
20:17 < tsarbomba> i've managed to move a lot of shit to keep
20:17 < Hunterkll> tsarbomba, well, hope you don't use the start menu then
20:17 < Hunterkll> or UAC prompts
20:17 < tsarbomba> i was until my drive died. i've been using a linux laptop as a stopgap
20:17 < Hunterkll> :/
20:17 < Hunterkll> those are WinRT/UWP based
20:17 < tsarbomba> one of these days i'll put in my req for a new machine and i'll be back in win10 land
20:18 < Hunterkll> ah
20:18 < Hunterkll> lol
20:18 < B_RAD1> oh it's just OneNote
20:18 < B_RAD1> ahh
20:18  * B_RAD1 reads closer
20:18 < B_RAD1> well whatever- i'm going to go live in 2080 with my HoloLens Excel and leave you nerds behind
20:18 < tsarbomba> degrom could be done for the year :(
20:19 < Hunterkll> B_RAD1, i have a hololens. it's pretty nice
20:19 < B_RAD1> that's the true way of the future
20:19 < corn266> I'm going to 2100 inscribing everything on stone, l8r nerds
20:19 < B_RAD1> i've been apprehensive continuing on any augmented reality or virtual reality stuff
20:19 < B_RAD1> because i bought my oculus, and there it sits.
20:19 <@Code_Man65> Hey B_RAD1, how does a kick boot look coming up to you in AR?
20:19 < Hunterkll> i use the holo sometimes
20:19 < Hunterkll> more than i would an oculus anyway
20:20 < corn266> F
20:20 < B_RAD1> well I'm not wearing it right now Code_Man65
20:20 <@Code_Man65> Oh well then that kick was wasted
20:20 < tsarbomba> bend over and put it on
20:20 < Hunterkll> and he doesn't have AR
20:20 < Hunterkll> he has VR - an oculus
20:20 < B_RAD1> ^^yep
20:20 < corn266> .lenny
20:20 < Hunterkll> i need to see if there's an IRC client for hololens yet
20:20 < corn266> frick
20:20 < corn266> ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
20:20 < B_RAD1> Hunterkll, there's an xdcd on that
20:20 < B_RAD1> hold
20:20 < Hunterkll> ...
20:20 < B_RAD1> xkcd
20:20 < tsarbomba> s/on that/for everything
20:20 < B_RAD1> that^
20:20 < Hunterkll> yea, no, i meant actual software
20:21 < Hunterkll> since i actually use my hololens
20:21 < B_RAD1> https://xkcd.com/1782/
20:21 <+layer-eight> * B_RAD1 →  xkcd: Team Chat
20:21 <@ravioli> why do you have a hololens
20:21 < tsarbomba> i'm going to build a distributing computing cluster using blackberries
20:21 <@Code_Man65> ravioli:  To lens things holographically, duh.
20:21 <@ravioli> relt
20:21 < B_RAD10> BEHOLD MY INFINITELY MORE STABLE RAID
20:21 < B_RAD1> :O
20:21 < B_RAD1> IMPOSTER.
20:21 < Gencade> Ops are talking a lot today
20:21 < B_RAD10> The performance and backup
20:21 < B_RAD10> I have it all
20:21 < B_RAD1> who the fuck!
20:22 < Hunterkll> ravioli, because i wanted one
20:22 < tsarbomba> this is now the third year in a row the mets are projected to be in the top 3 in injured player impact
20:22 < Hunterkll> that's why i have it
20:22 < Casteil> meh
20:22 < tsarbomba> last year 3rd, year before 1st
20:22 < Casteil> feels kinda petty asking for a new laptop
20:22 < tsarbomba> sigh
20:22 < B_RAD1> Code_Man65, i can tell you though-
20:22 < feldaa> hey guys
20:22 < B_RAD10> lol
20:22 < tsarbomba> casteil, that's why i've been toddling along with this laptop
20:22 < feldaa> pfsense am I right
20:22 < B_RAD1> if you've ever had VR interest, RoboRecall is outstanding
20:22 < B_RAD1> For the oculus rift.
20:22 < B_RAD10> Code_Man65 pls
20:22 < tsarbomba> i had my roadmap presentation and then i'm like "hmm how long should i wait before i ask for a thousand-dollar workstation?"
20:22 < corn266> Hi feldaa, how do you feel about felda.io
20:22 < B_RAD10> :D
20:22 < B_RAD1> There's some crazy bullet time matrix-ey stuff.
20:22 < Casteil> this dual core *is* feeling pretty beleaguered when trying to build our application though
20:22 < B_RAD1> Quite a good shooter
20:22 < gnupluslinux> :( vs code doesnt seem to do C/C++ debugging too well
20:23 < B_RAD10> ooof
20:23 < B_RAD1> and it has actually made me -flinch-
20:23 < gnupluslinux> back to gdb
20:23 < gnupluslinux> gawd damn
20:23 < feldaa> wow is this what felda has to deal with
20:23 < B_RAD10> yes
20:23 < feIda> pfsense
20:23 < Casteil> I mean I love this Latitude 7470, but yeah, building our application for incremental changes over and over adds a ton of wasted time
20:23 < felda> lmao
20:23 < tsarbomba> to be fair, he's still paying down his shame for selling out to discord
20:24 < Gencade> boobs
20:24 < tsarbomba> NICK CHANGE!
20:24 < tsarbomba> RULE-BREAKER
20:24 < tsarbomba> MODS
20:24 < tsarbomba> MODS
20:24 < Gencade> MODS
20:24 < Gencade> kick tsarbomba !
20:24 < Gencade> YEAHHH
20:24 < tsarbomba> :(
20:24 < Casteil> tsarbomba: what're you on now?
20:24 < tsarbomba> my machine? something entirely too fucking slow for my productivity
20:24 < Casteil> ...?
20:25 < tsarbomba> let's just say it's got some age on it
20:25 <@Code_Man65> But is it dry aged or wet aged?
20:25 < Casteil> oh come on
20:25 < Gencade> tsarbomba, get rekt
20:25 < tsarbomba> okay, i'll let you have a laugh
20:25 < tsarbomba> 1 sec
20:25 < Casteil> lol I can tell you right off hand that mine's fairly decent but the CPU is lacking.. i5-6300U w/ 16GB of ram and a 512GB SSD
20:26 < felda> let us review tsarbomba: rude boy, likes reptiles, possibly a devops, dork
20:26 < felda> overall 2.5 out of 5
20:26 <@Code_Man65> So sayeth the meme machine
20:26 < Gencade> felda, I can't take you seriously
20:26 < felda> Gencade perhaps you should
20:26 < tsarbomba>  wow apparently my laptop is so old dell's pages have been gutted or moved/404'd
20:26 < Gencade> Perhaps I should
20:29 < tsarbomba> http://www.dell.com/content/topics/segtopic.aspx/vostronb_1510_popup?c=us&l=en&cs=04
20:29 < tsarbomba> this page hates my scriptblocker and i'm not whitelisting shit i've already blacklisted manually, so i can't speak to the content
20:29 < chernobylchild69> hey guys
20:30 < Gencade> anyone who has xxxchild69 in their name
20:30 < Gencade> should be bant
20:30 < Gencade> ravioli,
20:30 < chernobylchild69> why
20:30 < tsarbomba> ukraine in the membrane
20:30 < Gencade> because 69 is a sexual number
20:30 < chernobylchild69> i am from ukraine and i was porn 2 years after chernobyl, a lot of radiation went to my part of the country
20:31 < tsarbomba> 69 was nicky hayden's number. RIP
20:31 < Gencade> >I was porn
20:31 < Gencade> 0_0
20:31 < tsarbomba> have you SEEN the eastern european pr0n?
20:31 < tsarbomba> "nuclear" would be an apt description
20:32 < chernobylchild69> does anyone here have pihole running in a VM?
20:32 < tsarbomba> chernobyl was, what, 85?
20:32 < giant_it_burrit> why
20:32 < chernobylchild69> tsarbomba: 86
20:33 < tsarbomba> ah. i was busy skipping school and going to mets games in 86
20:33 < Gencade> sorry you wasted your life going to mets games
20:34 < corn266> Would anyone here have a copy of NSA Policy 6-22? I can't seem to find it anywhere
20:34 < Gencade> ask snowden
20:34 < tsarbomba> do they still have those freaky orange-colored trees in chernobyl
20:35 < chernobylchild69> giant_it_burrit: i was asking about pihole in a vm because im having issues at home and just wanted to ask... the VM (ubuntu dekstop) and the pihole installation they are supposed to have the same IP address correct?
20:38 < Gencade> SpookyCreep
20:41 < giant_it_burrit> yes, you are running inside the vm as a service so why not
20:41 < giant_it_burrit> or you could just grab rasberryian and aptget pihole
20:46 < B_RAD1> Hunterkll, you still around?
20:47 < chernobylchild69> giant_it_burrit: thanks bro im so retarded, i smoked a lot of medical yesterday and was trying to set it up and was setting the ip of the vm to something different than the ip of the pihole
20:47 < SpookyCrisp> Gencade, How bout them boys
20:48 < chernobylchild69> giant_it_burrit: if we are in jail together i will protect you in the showers
20:48 < Gencade> SpookyCrisp, yolo
20:49 < giant_it_burrit> im white i dont do jail, i claim affluenza
20:50 < Gencade> there are white people in jail tho
20:50 < tsarbomba> gencade, dez bryant on line 1 for you
20:50 < chernobylchild69> Gencade: they didnt claim affluenza
20:50 < mkillebrew> You have to be not poor, which I don't find too likely
20:51 < Gencade> tsarbomba, put it through
20:51 < chernobylchild69> im upper lower middle class
20:51 < Gencade> I'm middle middle class
20:51  * tsarbomba accidentally sends the call to the XFL
20:51 < tsarbomba> i'm no-class
20:52 < Gencade> I want the next episode of my hero academia to come out
20:52 < SpookyCrisp> Gencade, An hero?
20:52 < tsarbomba> aww witten's retiring
20:52 < Gencade> yeah
20:52 < tsarbomba> the one cowflop i can stand
20:52 < tsarbomba> proceed to canton. do not pass go.
20:54 < Gencade> was hoping the cowboys would pick up another receiver
20:54 < Gencade> like the one out of alabama
20:57  * Church- wonders why he moderates stuff on the internet again.
20:58  * Church- always has hope in people... and then they remind him people suck.
20:58 < giant_it_burrit> who gave you voice?
20:58 < giant_it_burrit> you dont help anyone
20:58 < Gencade> your mom giant_it_burrit
20:58 < giant_it_burrit> you did a shit job then
20:59 < Gencade> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1YojYU5nPQ
20:59 <+layer-eight> * Gencade →  My Hero Academia Season 3 – Opening Theme - YouTube
20:59 < Gencade> weebs unite
21:01 <+Church-> giant_it_burrit: Good question.
21:01 <+Church-> Hell if I know.
21:01  * Church- shrugs
21:02 < bmurt> who gives a flying fuck about the cowboys Gencade
21:02 < Gencade> I do
21:02 < bmurt> poor soul
21:03 < Gencade> if you say so
21:03 < bmurt> i do say so
21:03 < Gencade> I thought we covered that
21:03 < bmurt> keep living in that jerry jones masterpiece
21:03 < Gencade> will do thatnks
21:03 < Gencade> s/thatnks/thanks
21:03 <+layer-eight> [SED Gencade] will do thanks
21:03 < bmurt> no worries at all. you guys are used to mediocre
21:04 < tsarbomba> if bmurt is a giants fan i'm goingto have to do some chuckling
21:04 < Gencade> The best part of being a cowboys fans is disappointing the people who want to get a reaction
21:04 < bmurt> fuck them too
21:04 < tsarbomba> ah. eagles fan.
21:04 < Gencade> s/fans/fan
21:04 < bmurt> +1
21:04 <+layer-eight> [SED Gencade] The best part of being a cowboys fan is disappointing the people who want to get a reaction
21:04 < bmurt> Gencade: you're not disappointing me. your franchise makes me laugh
21:05 < Gencade> still the most valuable franchise in all sports
21:05 < bmurt> irregardless of our super bowl win
21:05 < Gencade> so
21:05 < bmurt> lol
21:05 < bmurt> valuable to jerry jones
21:05 < Gencade> and everyone else
21:05 < bmurt> you guys get zero out of it
21:05 < mkillebrew> "irregardless"
21:05 < mkillebrew> ...
21:05 < Gencade> he's an eagles' fan mkillebrew
21:05 < Gencade> give him a break
21:05 < Gencade> half the people in philly didn't graduate high school.
21:06 < bmurt> so you have the "most valuable" franchise in all of sports without a playoff win since when?
21:06 < bmurt> but you're ok with it
21:06 < bmurt> lol
21:06 < Gencade> Doesn't matter.
21:06 < Gencade> https://www.google.com/search?q=most+valuable+sports+franchise&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&client=firefox-b-1-ab
21:06 <+layer-eight> * Gencade →  most valuable sports franchise - Google Search
21:06 < bmurt> so you must be a direct descendant of jerry jones to keep harping on the financial value of your football team
21:07 < bmurt> that's the only logical reason for doing so
21:07 < Gencade> Despite how productive the conversation has been, I'm going to go ahead and end it here.
21:07 < Gencade> thanks for your cander bmurt
21:07 < tsarbomba> listen, for all intensive purposes he's probably just speaking tongue-and-cheek. let's give him some leadway and chock it up to excitement
21:07 < bmurt> no sweat sport. good luck this year i guess
21:08 < bmurt> lol
21:08 < bmurt> entertaining at least
21:08 < bmurt> i support amazon since they are the most valuable company in all of the land
21:08 < bmurt> rawfle
21:08 < scwizard> ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
21:09 < scwizard> I have php debugging working in atom just fine
21:09 < scwizard> but phpstorm is a fucking disaster
21:09 < giant_it_burrit> i support pornhub because they help me help myself
21:09 < giant_it_burrit> handle things on my own
21:10 < scwizard> look at this bullshit
21:10 < tsarbomba> get a real grip on life, giant_it_burrit?
21:10 < scwizard> https://i.imgur.com/KIuIyWy.png
21:10 <+layer-eight> * scwizard →  IMAGE/PNG Document, 8,914 bytes
21:10 < scwizard> it says my debugging is set up right
21:10 < scwizard> then why won't you fuckin gwork
21:10 < giant_it_burrit> cause php
21:12 < corn266> scwizard you have exposed your IP address, I'm sending a DDoS attack to localhost in 5 minutes unless you pay me
21:12 <+DrGibby|> I think today is a good day :)
21:12 < Gencade> I agree DrGibby|
21:12 <+DrGibby|> I hope you're all having a good day today :)
21:12 < Gencade> Hey thanksdrg
21:13 < Gencade> DrGibby|, *
21:13 <+DrGibby|> hey, you're weclomegen
21:13 <+DrGibby|> Gencade: *
21:13 < Gencade> classic
21:13 < Gencade> can't wait to go out tonight
21:14 <+DrGibby|> I think I'm going to have a drink tonight to celebrate such a great day
21:14 < scwizard> corn266: sounds like the consequences will never be the same
21:14 < giant_it_burrit> that seems like a good idea
21:14 < Gencade> What kind of drink DrGibby|
21:14 < giant_it_burrit> props to you bby
21:14 < Gencade> you breaking out the scotch?
21:14 <+DrGibby|> ya know, I'm not sure yet
21:14 < tsarbomba> sonofabitch
21:14 <+DrGibby|> I might just go get a bottle of nice scotch
21:14 < tsarbomba> gimme a drink
21:15 < Gencade> sounds good
21:15 < tsarbomba> sonofabitch
21:15 < tsarbomba> if i can't get clean
21:15 < tsarbomba> i'm gonna drink my life away
21:15 < Gencade> least you'll go out doin what you love
21:15 < JollyRgrs> corn266: you do that and i'll DDoS 127.40.96.115
21:15 <+DrGibby|> tsarbomba: the only way to live
21:15 < tsarbomba> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1iAYhQsQhSY
21:16 < JollyRgrs> if you'll notice by pinging that IP, that is your own hidden IP accessible from anywhere in teh world
21:16 <+DrGibby|> :O
21:18 < Gencade> JollyRgrs, reported
21:19 < Gencade> please kick yourself
21:20 < tsarbomba> gencade i don't know how you go out every thursday like clockwork
21:20 < tsarbomba> i'd be ruined for the first half of each friday
21:20 < JollyRgrs> Gencade: i can't
21:20 < Gencade> tsarbomba, by going home early on friday
21:20 < tsarbomba> heh
21:20 < Gencade> and taking a nap in the server room at 10
21:20 < tsarbomba> lol
21:20 < DomLS3> rekt
21:21 < tsarbomba> relt
21:21 < Gencade> rude Code_Man65
21:21 < Gencade> I didn't even say pfsense
21:21 < felda> wow
21:21 < felda> that reminds me
21:21 < felda> Gencade was kicked just like he was kicked out of the FBI for wanting to sniff the director's feet
21:21 < Abuuse_Man65> pfsense
21:21 < tsarbomba> time for more ASMR on discord?
21:21 < Gencade> pfsense
21:21 < Abuuuse_Man65> pfsense
21:21 < felda> tsarbomba ASMR is bae
21:22 < felda> I listen every night
21:22 < felda> gotta get my tingles  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
21:22 < corn266> Code_Man65: can you kick me I want to see how fast it reconnects
21:22 < Casteil> Dear Dell:
21:22 < felda> lmao
21:22 < felda> he really is trying isn't he
21:22 < Casteil> The first Google result for "XPS 15" links to your 6 year old XPS laptop: http://www.dell.com/en-us/shop/dell-laptops/xps-15-laptop/spd/xps-15
21:22 < tsarbomba> so i see i'm not missing much
21:22 <+layer-eight> * Casteil →  Dell XPS 15 Laptop Details | Dell United States
21:22 < Casteil> GG
21:22 < corn266> hmmmm doesn't work
21:22 < Gencade> look at how crazy this chan is today
21:23 < DomLS3> <3
21:23 < Casteil> one of our users wants tenkey on their laptop
21:23 < Casteil> I'm trying to find a HUGE USB tenkey
21:23 < Casteil> comically large
21:23 < corn266> 10-key is amazing on laptop
21:24 < F34RInc> Casteil, I wonder if they make them for seinors, super big buttons
21:24 < khelpw> https://www.amazon.com/Perixx-PERIPAD-201PLUS-Numeric-Keypad-Laptop/dp/B001R674LE
21:24 < Casteil> that's not comically large though
21:24 < tsarbomba> i have a cheapie ten key with passive usb hub
21:24 < khelpw> You're going to want to search for "Large type" "large print" or "jumbo print"
21:24 < Gencade> pfsense
21:24 < giant_it_burrit> s/pfsense/FONR
21:24 <+layer-eight> [SED giant_it_burrit/Gencade] FONR
21:24 < Gencade> s/FONR/opensense
21:25 < giant_it_burrit> nope
21:25 < Casteil> honestly I'm not on my laptop enough to really justify a tenkey
21:25 < felda> Casteil for your consideration https://www.amazon.com/Kidz-Delight-Bilingual-Calculator-Black/dp/B004QNV920
21:25 <@ravioli> Casteil: you might try looking for PIN pads
21:25 < The_Dv8or> I jsut tried searching for a 19 inch laptop
21:25 <@ravioli> we have a few for some point of sale terminals and they're pretty massive
21:26 < Gencade> ravioli ravioli give me the formioli
21:26 < F34RInc> https://www.maltron.com/store/p19/Maltron_Single_Hand_Keyboards_-_US_English.html
21:26 <+layer-eight> * F34RInc →  Maltron Keyboards - Single hand
21:27 < Casteil> corn266: why so, exactly?
21:27 < Casteil> I suppose if you're a road warrior/coder it might be justifiable
21:27 < Casteil> but I'd rather have a sleek ultrabook
21:27 < corn266> I can touch type the bitlocker master key without having to look away from the screen
21:27 < tsarbomba> yeah but you can't jack it and irc at the same time
21:28 < tsarbomba> well, you can, but your keyboard gets all greasy
21:28 < Hatter> don't be crass please
21:28 < Jekotia> tsarbomba: If it gets GREASY, you have a more pressing matter to attend to
21:28 < corn266> like taking a shower
21:28 < mkillebrew> or see a doctor
21:29 < tsarbomba> crass, you say? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqJhY9-qziU
21:29 < aaa__> no here is good
21:29 < Jekotia> Or overhtrowing humans
21:29 < aaa__> we have specilist here
21:29 < aaa__> doctor specialist
21:29 < Jekotia> s/overhtrowing/overthrowing
21:29 <+layer-eight> [SED Jekotia] Or overthrowing humans
21:29 < Heresiarch> tsarbomba: you clearly don't remember EFNet very well.
21:29 < corn266> tsarbomba: I thought it was gonna be blue crass
21:30 < tsarbomba> yeah. i've only been on it since channels used + isntead of #
21:30  * tsarbomba eyeroll
21:30 < Gencade> tsarbomba, hi
21:30 < Heresiarch> tsarbomba: then how can you make statements like, "you can't jack it and irc at the same time"?
21:30 < tsarbomba> i'd like to see kanye cover crass
21:31 < tsarbomba> heresiarch, there was a second part to that statement
21:31 < DomLS3> s/ c.*/die slowly
21:31 < Gencade> I'd like to see kanye loot crates
21:31 < DomLS3> s/ c*/die slowly
21:31 < DomLS3> wtf
21:31 < tsarbomba> kanye is starring in a tarantino remake
21:31 < tsarbomba> it's called "12 years a choice"
21:31 < Hatter> WOAH
21:31 < Hatter> not cool man
21:31 < Hatter> wait I don't get it
21:32 < tsarbomba> would it make more sense if i said christopher nolan was remaking it?
21:32 < tsarbomba> https://www.cnn.com/2018/05/01/entertainment/kanye-west-slavery-choice-trnd/index.html
21:32 < Hatter> oh right
21:33 < SynMonger> he could have left any ol' time
21:33 < corn266> he could have stopped talking any ol' time
21:33 < tsarbomba> scoopity-di-poop
21:35 < corn266> How difficult is it to become a security engineer?
21:35 < mkillebrew> Too difficult for you if you have to ask.
21:35 < corn266> F
21:35 < Heresiarch> corn266: depends. If you mean a report-watcher, or security equiv of a NOC analyst, all you need is Sec+.
21:36 < derpingit> hi all
21:36 < mkillebrew> Those new Yeezys look like fat space ships for feet.
21:36 < Gencade> no but I wish I was derpingit
21:36 <@ravioli> hi derpingit.
21:36 < corn266> Thanks Heresiarch
21:37 < derpingit> i'm looking for a graphical rsync client , preferably free.. what's my best option here?
21:37 < corn266> Report-watcher seems boring though
21:37 < Heresiarch> corn266: if you mean a pentester (beyond kicking up metasploit/shodan), then mkillebrew is correct.
21:37 < derpingit> deltacopy?
21:39 < mkillebrew> https://sneakernews.com/2018/03/05/adidas-yeezy-boost-700-release-date-info/    who the fuck is Kanye kidding with this
21:39 <+layer-eight> * mkillebrew →  adidas Yeezy Boost 700 Release Info + Price + Photos
21:39 < Hatter> This is just my opinion, but I don't think those yeezys would be as popular without the kanye association
21:40 < mkillebrew> It looks like something a small child would wear in the mid-1980s
21:42 < mkillebrew> I dated someone that wore almost exclusively kanye and supreme, it was awful. The breaking point was when he put the coffee in the coffee filter, then but that in the coffee machine. what kind of fucking lunatic does that?
21:42 < mkillebrew> *then put
21:42 < Casteil> so, boss sent response of "Ok" to my email with link for a laptop upgrade
21:42 < Casteil> not sure if getting new laptop or just got cold shoulder XD
21:42 < alazare619> mkillebrew:  a monster
21:42 < mkillebrew> Boss-version of "that's nice, dear"
21:43 < Casteil> probably getting new laptop; he did suggest we better do it now while we're hiring a shitload of people
21:43 < alazare619> mkillebrew:  did they put hte toilet paper under of over?
21:43 < mkillebrew> over, like a normal person.
21:43 < mkillebrew> wasn't raised by coyotes
21:44 < B_RAD1> any SCCM bois going to MMS in Minneapolis?
21:45 < B_RAD1> coming up in a few weeks here
21:45 <@ravioli> anyone know any good free rsync clients for derpingit?
21:45 < Gencade> not gui
21:45 < Heresiarch> synctoy?
21:45 < mkillebrew> for what?
21:45 < Heresiarch> goodsync?
21:46 < mkillebrew> you can't just use command line?
21:46 < mkillebrew> mmm need coffee
21:46 < derpingit> i can.. however, i don't want to have to reply on my "power users"
21:47 < derpingit> rely*
21:47 < Heresiarch> derpingit: what are you trying to do?
21:48 < Casteil> derpingit: google docs/dropbox >.>
21:48 < derpingit> backup user profile folder to nas device .
21:48 < Casteil> ah
21:48 < derpingit> no can do. they got medical hippa shit
21:48 < Casteil> synctoy is pretty decent or at least last I used it like a decade ago ll
21:49 < Heresiarch> derpingit: scheduled task + robocopy?
21:50 < derpingit> i don't want to set it up myself. i'm lazy. lol . gui means they can choose wtf they want to backup and do it themselves.. tho you're probably right . i should just do it myself (sight)
21:51 < derpingit> robosync ir probably the only real free way
21:56 < Heresiarch> ...isn't there some way to have a Windows user profile load from network on login?
21:58 < Gencade> yikes
21:58 < Hatter> I'm waiting for Airwalks to come back into fashion
21:58 < Hatter> those were my jam
21:58 < Gencade> s/Airwalks/parachute pants
21:58 <+layer-eight> [SED Gencade/Hatter] I'm waiting for parachute pants to come back into fashion
21:58 < abakedapplepie> s/parachute pants/zubas
22:03 < Gencade> something something politics something something pfsense
22:03 < grumplestiltzkin> s/Airwalk/moon shoes
22:03 <+layer-eight> [SED grumplestiltzkin/Hatter] I'm waiting for moon shoess to come back into fashion
22:05 < giant_it_burrit> Heresiarch: you mean roaming profile
22:06 < Heresiarch> giant_it_burrit: maybe. I've never really had to deal with MS backoffice functionality, so I dunno.
22:09 <+hxcsp> i traded in my airwalks for soap shoes
22:09 < Gencade> Code_Man65, good one
22:10 <@Code_Man65> You are welcome
22:10 < Gencade> Code_Man65, How are you doin today
22:10 <+Church-> Nah, tripp pants need to come back.
22:10 < GreyKite> yes
22:10 <+Church-> So I can watch awful dance offs again.
22:10 <@Code_Man65> Pretty good
22:10 < GreyKite> I fully support the return of tripp pants
22:11 < GreyKite> Church-: for just that reason
22:11 < GreyKite> my brother shuffles
22:11 < GreyKite> and it's amusing to watch him show random people up
22:12 < bomb> :|
22:12 < Gencade> bomb, I thought it was funny
22:13 < bomb> i don't know man. you shouldn't kick bombs
22:13 <@Code_Man65> Here is a blast from the past:  http://shadeofaranchant.ytmnd.com/
22:13 <+layer-eight> * Code_Man65 →  YTMND - WoW: Shade Of Aran Chant
22:14 < JollyRgrs> bomb: why? Mario does it all the time
22:15 < AnimalFarmPig> new scaleway VPS's! awwwww yeah! NVMe storage-- https://blog.online.net/2018/05/03/introducing-scaleway-nextgen-nvme-cloud-servers-with-hot-snapshots/
22:15 <+layer-eight> * AnimalFarmPig →  Introducing Scaleway NextGen NVMe Cloud Servers with Hot-Snapshots
22:17 < Gencade> did the empire do anything wrong
22:17 < JollyRgrs> yes
22:17 < ExoUNX> tsarbomba, try not using an old laptop?
22:18 < Gencade> JollyRgrs, what did they do wrong
22:18 < JollyRgrs> blew a planet up for one
22:18 < Gencade> they were rebel planets
22:18 < JollyRgrs> not enough reason to blow a planet up
22:19 < Gencade> sure it is
22:19 < Gencade> war is tough
22:19 <+Church-> GreyKite: Personally I want more goth fashion back,
22:19 < bomb> JollyRgrs: but Mario also spits flame
22:19 < ExoUNX> damn, Scaleway is competing with me
22:20 < ExoUNX> that prices and specs are almost as good as ours
22:20 < ExoUNX> better up our game
22:20 < JollyRgrs> bomb: i can spit some hot stuff
22:20 < onenerdyguy> fricken HP lefthand
22:20 < onenerdyguy> i hate it so much
22:20 < vinrock> my name is jolly, and i'm the best
22:20 < vinrock> all the dj's want
22:20 < vinrock> to feel my breasts
22:21 < Gencade> s/it/HP
22:21 <+layer-eight> [SED Gencade/onenerdyguy] i hate HP so much
22:21 < onenerdyguy> Gencade, well, yes.
22:21 < JollyRgrs> https://images.rapgenius.com/5994e3c238ec3b3aaed23d17e0857f69.500x240x15.gif
22:21 <+layer-eight> * JollyRgrs →  IMAGE/GIF Document, 594,190 bytes
22:21 < JollyRgrs> vinrock: its true, they do
22:21 < vinrock> you should know where thats from
22:22 < vinrock> it's when prince hakeem was meeting women at the bar with semi
22:22 < Sousapro> does anyone know off the top of their head what the SQL licensing included with SCCM is?
22:23 < Sousapro> I just realized MBAM needs an SQL instance and I don't have any non-production facing SQL licenses
22:23 < DomLS3> Sousapro http://lmgtfy.com/?q=sccm+sql+license
22:23 <+layer-eight> * DomLS3 →  LMGTFY
22:23 < onenerdyguy> Sousapro, oh god, just express it
22:23 < DomLS3> what he said ^
22:23 < Sousapro> DomLS3: yes, I can google
22:23 < DomLS3> express works just fine
22:23 < Sousapro> okay cool
22:25 <+hxcsp> TuxedoJack: picked up a 6 pack of Bakfish All Y'all
22:26 < corn266> H-Town reppin
22:27 <+Church-> TuxedoJack: Got to try pappy van finally.
22:27 <+Church-> So smooth.
22:27 <+hxcsp> corn266: shying away from my normal southern star picks
22:36 < Gencade> .seen layer-eight
22:36 <+layer-eight> I need someone to look for Gencade
22:39 < ExoUNX> DomLS3, http://bfy.tw/Hxsc
22:39 <+layer-eight> * ExoUNX →  ⚓  http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Why+is+DomLS3+so+lame%3F → LMGTFY
22:39 < Sousapro> MBAM documentation is saying that it needs Microsoft SQL Server 2016 Standard, Enterprise, or Datacenter :(
22:39 < Sousapro> ExoUNX: it's because he is tired of my crap
22:39 < Sousapro> ExoUNX: I annoy him at least weekly
22:40 < DomLS3> ExoUNX: No results found
22:40 < ExoUNX> DomLS3, I'm sure AskJeeves has a thing or two to say about you
22:40 < DomLS3> I'm sure it does too. I fucked Mrs. Jeeves
22:41 < onenerdyguy> Sousapro, who uses MBAM though?
22:41 < ExoUNX> we all have
22:41 < onenerdyguy> buta server?
22:41 < ExoUNX> you know, BitDefender has been working well for us
22:42 < ExoUNX> GravityZone Business to be exact
22:43 < Gencade> im tired
22:44 < Gencade> is it friday yet
22:44 < ExoUNX> it's hidden, isn't resource intensive, catches pretty much everything, has some extra features as well that are handy
22:45 < ExoUNX> last person here had us on AVG, I'd get complaints daily about how AVG kept bugging them
22:45 < khelpw> How is it to manage ExoUNX
22:45 < ExoUNX> BitDefender only shows its ugly face when it blocks a site
22:46 < ExoUNX> I manage it, I don't want the end-users to have to care
22:46 < ExoUNX> oh sorry
22:46 < ExoUNX> It's not bad to manage, not perfect though
22:46 < khelpw> Right, but is the central management client any good etc
22:46 < khelpw> I see. I'm trying to push for a move to that. Currently company is using sep cloud garbage
22:47 < ExoUNX> It works, has reporting, and remote installer, Domain support, automatic updates, and easy to install
22:47 < khelpw> It breaks things frequently, false positives constantly and protects us occasionally
22:47 < ExoUNX> they give you an image you can flash to a VM or a barebones server
22:47 < ExoUNX> I just keep it on a VM
22:47 < khelpw> Comparatives seems to love Bitdefender
22:47 < ExoUNX> it also supports backups and does it well, but I do snapshots nightly anyways
22:48 < khelpw> How's pricing?
22:48 < ExoUNX> khelpw, partly I picked BitDefender is because it has top reviews pretty much everywhere
22:48 < dragonfleas> 1 hour until i'm on vacation
22:49 < khelpw> Realistically in a perfect world your endpoint protection should never even have to do anything
22:49 < dragonfleas> let's do the vacation chant boys
22:49 < ExoUNX> khelpw, we use Softchoice as our reseller, $50/yr per endpoint for GravityZone Business Advanced
22:49 < dragonfleas> DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS
22:49 < ExoUNX> khelpw, it also checks Exchange mailboxes
22:49 < khelpw> Your firewall / Cisco umbrella / ids ips etc should catch it earlier
22:50 < ExoUNX> khelpw, we don't MITM at the firewall, BitDefender does MITM though
22:50 < ExoUNX> however we do use a lot of blocklists at the DNS level
22:50 < khelpw> Good to have, I'm sure
22:51 <@NinjaStyle> ughhhhh have to do a client presentation in an hour
22:51 <@NinjaStyle> On site
22:51 <@NinjaStyle> And tomorrow is my last day
22:52 < Hatter> NinjaStyle: I'd be like "Hey clients, allow me to present this"
22:52  * Hatter zip
22:52 < ExoUNX> NinjaStyle, did you wear your best sandals?
22:52  * Gencade unzips
22:52 <@NinjaStyle> I'm wearing a shirt
22:52 < Gencade> NinjaStyle, im not wearing anything
22:52  * ExoUNX gzips
22:55 < ExoUNX> khelpw, I mean our IDS/IPS do catch things, but only through HTTP other non-encrypted protocols
22:55 < Sousapro> onenerdyguy: I laughed about that when I read about MBAM. I should say Microsoft MBAM next time lol
22:56 < khelpw> I just mean the whole group of additional protection tools in general
22:56 <@NinjaStyle> "Defense in depth"
22:56 < Sousapro> Let's Encrypt: Wildcard Ransomware Edition
22:57 < ExoUNX> khelpw, I hide everything in an open cifs 1.0 share, no one ever expects it
22:57 < Sousapro> NinjaStyle: that reminds me of putting on 3 condoms for 3x the protection
22:57 < Sousapro> :P
22:57 < onenerdyguy> Sousapro, ha ok, yeah, that makes a bit better
22:57 <@NinjaStyle> Nah it's like wearing a condom under your pants and boxers
22:58 < Gencade> NinjaStyle, sounds hawt
22:58 < ExoUNX> eww, who uses condoms?
22:58 < Gencade> I do
22:58 < ExoUNX> casuals
22:58 < Casteil> Beer o'clock
22:58 < Casteil> nearly perfect timing
22:58 < Gencade> tinder is not a place to take those kinds of risks
22:58 < ExoUNX> vasectomy and STDS plz
22:58 < ExoUNX> STDs*
22:59 < ExoUNX> I've already created a lil sysadmin
22:59 < Gencade> ExoUNX, I wouldn't want my children to get into this field
22:59 <@NinjaStyle> Is he patching his servers?
22:59 < dragonfleas> WOW
22:59 < dragonfleas> my disk2vhd p2v to hyper-v actually worked
22:59 < dragonfleas> wtf
22:59 < onenerdyguy> dragonfleas, it does work well
23:00 < ExoUNX> NinjaStyle, when he gets grounded, he has to patch Drupal sites
23:00 < dragonfleas> onenerdyguy, i didn't expect it to work
23:00 < dragonfleas> i just couldn't create a gen2 VM
23:00 < dragonfleas> i had to use gen1
23:00 < ExoUNX> later, time to go home!
23:00 < grumplestiltzkin> pictures of scottish tweets is my new jam
23:02 < onenerdyguy> dragonfleas, what software you use?
23:03 < dragonfleas> onenerdyguy, hyper-v
23:03 < onenerdyguy> dragonfleas, no, for the conversion
23:04 < dragonfleas> disk2vhd
23:04 < dragonfleas> it's a sysinternals tool
23:07 < derpingit> nayone here use veeam? considering for a smb to backup their dc and database server
23:11 < felda> dragonfleas I prefer to do that stuff by hand
23:11 < felda> I get out my metal detector and scan each bit at a time
23:11 < felda> each beep is 1 tally I take down
23:12 < felda> then I take my fridge magnet and put everything one by one on a new disk
23:22 < dragonfleas> felda that's based
23:23 < vinrock> pfelda is pfwoke
23:26 < Gencade> felda is a lil wiener
23:30 < felda> that's my stage name
23:30 < felda> I actually have a soundcloud rap career
23:32 < DomLS3> s/is/has
23:32 <+layer-eight> [SED DomLS3/Gencade] felda has a lil wiener
23:32 < Gencade> s/felda/domls3
23:32 <+layer-eight> [SED Gencade] domls3 is a lil wiener
23:33 < DomLS3> s/lil/giant
23:33 <+layer-eight> [SED DomLS3/Gencade] domls3 is a giant wiener
23:33 < DomLS3> ^^
23:33 < Gencade> s/wiener/vagina
23:33 <+layer-eight> [SED Gencade] domls3 is a lil vagina
23:33 < DomLS3> s/is.*/rekks Gencade's mom's vagina
23:33 < DomLS3> wtf
23:33 < Gencade> fail
23:34 < DomLS3> man
23:34 < DomLS3> wings sound good tonight
23:34 < Gencade> go catch a bird then
23:34 < tsarbomba> nobody loves felda even though he is a ninja master at firewalls
23:34 < felda> I love me a lot
23:35 < Gencade> pfsense pfsense pfsense
23:35 < tsarbomba> he is the hattori hanzo of firewalls
23:35 < felda> usually every night
23:35 < DomLS3> s/at/at garbage
23:35 <+layer-eight> [SED DomLS3/Gencade] go cat garbagech a bird then
23:35 < DomLS3> wat
23:35 < Gencade> fail
23:35 < DomLS3> MillerBOSS: go back to the old layer-eight. This one sucks
23:36 < Gencade> .help
23:36 <+layer-eight> Gencade I have messaged you my instructions. Be gentle.
23:39 <+DrGibby|> ...
23:40 < Sousapro> what does everyone do with approvals on WSUS?
23:40 <+DrGibby|> yeah MillerBoss fix the `...` problem pls
23:40 < Gencade> DrGibby|, weren't you in a good mood?
23:40 <+DrGibby|> I am!
23:40 < Gencade> did you break out the scotch yet
23:40 <+DrGibby|> lol I just got home
23:41 <+DrGibby|> need to figure out dinner first
23:41 < Sousapro> scotch for dinner!
23:41 < Sousapro> scotch egg + scotch
23:41 < Gencade> Sousapro, ++
23:41 <+DrGibby|> meh
23:41 <+DrGibby|> I was thinking to treat myself on something
23:42 <+DrGibby|> like a good 'za or a steak
23:42 < Gencade> treat yourself to a night of anime and alcohol
23:42 < Sousapro> Space Brothers
23:42 < Gencade> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEZr2QFc4Eo
23:42 <+layer-eight> * Gencade →  Spreadsheets in Space! - YouTube
23:45 < corn266> I guess I worded my question wrong earlier
23:46 < corn266> How do I get started in security engineering
23:46 < Gencade> know a guy in security engineering
23:46 <+DrGibby|> Gencade: fuck that I ain't a nasty weeb
23:46 < corn266> Hey Gencade old buddy old pall
23:46 < Gencade> DrGibby|, suit yourself
23:47 < Gencade> hey corn266
23:47  * DrGibby| puts on a suit
23:47 < Gencade> well played
23:47 <+DrGibby|> now what?
23:47 < Gencade> take it off again
23:47  * DrGibby| takes off his suit
23:47 < Gencade> and now suit yourself again
23:47  * DrGibby| puts on a suit
23:47 <+DrGibby|> now what?
23:47 < Gencade> k we good now
23:47 < corn266> Don't do it DrGibby| he's making you his bitch
23:47  * DrGibby| farts on corn266 
23:48 < Gencade> I'm going to the club tonight
23:48  * corn266 sniffs
23:48 < Gencade> what should I wear
23:48 <+DrGibby|> Gencade: do some meth
23:48 < Gencade> pass
23:48 < corn266> do some coke
23:48 <+DrGibby|> Gencade: do some acid
23:48 < Gencade> coca cola?
23:48 < Gencade> also no DrGibby|
23:48 <+DrGibby|> Gencade: do some mdma
23:48 < Gencade> The problem with mdma is that you never know the purity of what you're getting
23:49 < corn266> You can buy test kits
23:49 < Gencade> SOme dealers like to mix in other drugs with their mdma
23:49 <+DrGibby|> stop being a bitch and do some mdma you nerd
23:49 < Gencade> DrGibby|, I don't need hard or party drugs to have a good time
23:49 <+DrGibby|> "hard"
23:49 <+DrGibby|> psh
23:49 < Gencade> I just wanted fashion advice
23:49 < corn266> wtf wear crocs
23:49 <+DrGibby|> Gencade: suit yourself
23:49  * Gencade puts on a suit
23:49 < Gencade> anything else?
23:49 <+DrGibby|> nope
23:50 <+DrGibby|> now you're ready
23:50 < Gencade> what about my shoes
23:50 < corn266> crocs
23:50  * Gencade looks at bare feet
23:50 < Gencade> I don't own a pair of crocs corn266
23:50 < Gencade> DrGibby|, would you like a good anime site
23:50 < corn266> Buy some, it's the club don't dress down
23:50 <+DrGibby|> Gencade: a suit includes a nice pear of dress shoes you sperg
23:50 <+DrGibby|> Gencade: no
23:51 < DomLS3> s/pear/pair
23:51 <+layer-eight> [SED DomLS3/DrGibby|] Gencade: a suit includes a nice pair of dress shoes you sperg
23:51 < tsarbomba> you get fruit in your suits?
23:51 <+DrGibby|> err
23:51 <+DrGibby|> yes pair
23:51 < tsarbomba> fruit suit riot
23:51 < DomLS3> DrGibby|: dumbass
23:51 <+DrGibby|> fuck off Gencade
23:51 < Gencade> woah woah woah
23:51 <+DrGibby|> DomLS3: I deserve that
23:51 < Gencade> we are all friends here
23:51 < Gencade> let's just relax
23:51 < Gencade> well, except for that Psi-Jack guy
23:51 < Gencade> fuck him
23:51 <+DrGibby|> not when you send me loli links you aspie
23:52 < Gencade> anime != loli
23:52 < DomLS3> Gencade: Doesn't the word relax scare you? Last time you heard that word, Uncle Jim stuck his cock up your pooper
23:52 < tsarbomba> this lady went to drgibby's outfitter too https://pastdaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/Carmen-Miranda-resize-2.jpg
23:52 < Gencade> I don't have an Uncle Jim DomLS3 >.> I think you're projecting again
23:52 <+DrGibby|> tsarbomba: lol nice
23:52 < Sousapro> anyone have any suggestions for initial approvals for regular desktop workstations on WSUS?
23:52 <+DrGibby|> Sousapro: norton ghost
23:52 < Sousapro> approve all updates needed by computers?
23:53 < Sousapro> DrGibby|: pls no
23:53 < DomLS3> Gencade: You can try to deflect all you want but it's not going to change what happened to you
23:53 < Sousapro> DrGibby|: no kill
23:53 <+DrGibby|> just kidding. sorry.
23:53 < Gencade> DomLS3, You can try to project all you want but it's not going to change what happened to you
23:53 < tsarbomba> local wuclient enabled in full, auto upload/auto install YOLO
23:53 < DomLS3> "I know you are but what am I"
23:53 < dragonfleas> 100 emoji crying laughing emoji crying laughing emoji ok hand emoji
23:53 < tsarbomba> wuaclient
23:53 < Gencade> I know I am but what are you
23:54 < Sousapro> DrGibby|: this was my reaction https://i.imgur.com/uJfwO.gif
23:54 <+layer-eight> * Sousapro →  IMAGE/GIF Document, 2,004,577 bytes
23:54  * tsarbomba waggles eyebrows at dragonfleas and sends an eggplant emoji
23:54  * dragonfleas enters bar
23:54 < Gencade> welp, time to go make some dinner before going to the club
23:54  * dragonfleas uwu
23:54 < Gencade> see your beta asses later
23:54 < tsarbomba> how early do you go, gencade?
23:54 <+DrGibby|> Sousapro: my reaction to wot?
23:54 < Gencade> tsarbomba, to dinner?
23:55 < tsarbomba> there's no point in even leaving the house to go to a club in this city until 11pm
23:55 < tsarbomba> no, to the club
23:55 < Sousapro> DrGibby|: norton ghost
23:55 < dragonfleas> have you guys ever been in an RP irc? shit's chringe as fuck
23:55 <+DrGibby|> oh lol
23:55 < Gencade> like 9 or 10 usually
23:55 < Gencade> gotta get the corner booth
23:55 < tsarbomba> 11pm is like when the early stragglers get in
23:55 <+DrGibby|> dragonfleas: yes, sadly.
23:55 < tsarbomba> shit isn't popping til after midnight
23:55 < tsarbomba> especially on the college nights
23:55 < Gencade> I gotta get drunk before that time
23:55 < dragonfleas> i just go in there and troll DrGibby|
23:55 <+DrGibby|> dragonfleas: its cancer tho
23:55 < Gencade> s/there/DrGibby
23:56 <+DrGibby|> I can only troll when I'm enjoying it
23:56 <+layer-eight> [SED Gencade/dragonfleas] i just go in DrGibby and troll DrGibby|
23:56 < tsarbomba> gencade do they set you off with velvet ropes?
23:56 < tsarbomba> once you hit the booth
23:56 < Gencade> tsarbomba, I gtg I'll talk about this lat er
23:56 < tsarbomba> that's an affirmative
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