--- Log opened Fri May 04 00:00:07 2018 00:00 < audia5> so guys do you go to arabic food truckers doner kebab nice price 00:00 <+Gendo-> ... 00:00 <+Gendo-> Was that english? 00:00 < tsarbomba> there's a kebab place down the block here 00:01 < tsarbomba> outstanding doner kebab. sometimes i wish i could just slice it right off the big hunk of meat 00:01 < tsarbomba> directly into muh mouth 00:01 < audia5> tsarbomba yes so you like arabic food 00:01 < tsarbomba> some. i'm italian and old so i'm set in my ways 00:02 < tsarbomba> i still won't do hummus, for instance 00:02 < audia5> but they dont have good hygiene on those food trucks 00:02 < tsarbomba> yeah i imagine not. i grew up in nyc though so street food is just kinda a thing 00:03 < tsarbomba> if one of those sabretts from a filthy cart couldn't kill me, a street kebab won't 00:04 < audia5> indeed :) 00:04 < tsarbomba> alright. time to head 'em up and move 'em out. still gotta stop at the grocery for some supplies and cat food, and it's going to be a fucking mob scene at this hour. 00:08 < xe0n> you came to see the mobbb sceeneeee 00:13 < corn266> hummus fucking sucks 00:14 <+DrGibby|> corn266+++ 00:15 < felda> pickles fucking suck 00:16 <+DrGibby|> felda+++ 00:17 < corn266> wtf is wrong with you felda 00:17 < corn266> pickles are god's gift to earth and help with hangovers 00:17 < felda> AYYYYY lets put some shit in some salt water piss and then eat it 00:18 < corn266> If you've never put vinegar on lasagne or spaghetti I feel bad for you 00:18 < corn266> Or in gumbo 00:18 < corn266> or ay2fay 00:19 < xe0n> vinegar on lasagne?! 00:19 < xe0n> wtfff 00:20 < corn266> Duuu eeeeet 00:20 < corn266> If you don't like vinegar you can use lemon juice, it's more about the acids bringing out the falvor 00:22 < grumplestiltzkin> vinegar goes on sushi rice too 00:27 < SynMonger> malt vinegar on fish n chips 00:27 < corn266> I'll try that on my next sushi rice, but fuck malt vinegar SynMonger 00:28 < corn266> .sjw 00:28 <+layer-eight> corn266, you're a racist, euro-centric, heteronormative, Protestant! 00:28 < derpingit> it's called rice vinegar 00:29 < corn266> oh 00:29 < grumplestiltzkin> there was something else that goes on sushi rice too, maybe a pinch of sugar (?) We took a class, but it's been a while 00:29 < derpingit> sesame seeds 00:30 < corn266> ^^ 00:30 < corn266> Do they even taste like anything though? 00:30 < derpingit> they give it that crunchy texture, so it's kind of a compliment 00:31 < voidstar> .popularity-ranking 00:31 <+layer-eight> There are no popularity statistics for #reddit-sysadmin 00:32 < derpingit> irl * 00:32 < voidstar> .random-sentiment 00:32 <+layer-eight> Something went wrong finding a random sentiment, voidstar 00:32 < derpingit> also, irl* 00:32 < corn266> voidstar I randomly find you 00:32 < voidstar> <3 00:32 < corn266> ? 00:33 < voidstar> ♥ 00:38 < voidstar> what are some good UPS brands? 00:44 < xamithan> mitsubishi 00:46 < corn266> so no help on getting a start in security engineer? 00:53 < voidstar> corn266, https://www.youtube.com/channel/UClcE-kVhqyiHCcjYwcpfj9w 00:53 <+layer-eight> * voidstar → LiveOverflow - YouTube 00:53 < voidstar> err 00:53 < voidstar> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TofunAI6fU&t=1s 00:53 <+layer-eight> * voidstar → The Secret step-by-step Guide to learn Hacking - YouTube 00:56 < corn266> thanks voidstar 01:18 < BytesAndCoffee> so anyone who deals with avaya knows what a VDN is, right? 01:18 < BytesAndCoffee> Vector Directory Number, like an extension but "smart" 01:19 < BytesAndCoffee> i keep saying/misspelling it as "vectory directory number" 01:19 < BytesAndCoffee> guess who does too 01:19 < BytesAndCoffee> Avaya 01:20 < BytesAndCoffee> https://i.imgur.com/h3nvw4a.png 01:20 <+layer-eight> * BytesAndCoffee → IMAGE/PNG Document, 23,648 bytes 01:34 < czarbomba> ahahah twitter had another passwored breach 01:34 < czarbomba> can we just put all these companies out of business and reclaim our dox, please 01:38 < enix> Working on it 01:38 <+DrGibby|> one company at a time 01:38 < enix> to be fair though you come such a target when you're that big 01:39 < enix> the forum hacking scene was HUGE in 2009 and I made SO MUCH money from it when I was a kid 01:39 < enix> But noone really ever knew about it because it wasn't news worthy; forums were small but if you hacked enough of them and matched people based on email, username, decrypted password etc. then you could build a decent little marketing tool, so people paid for it 01:40 < enix> It might not have been a billion users portentially compromised but it was big enough to steal insecurely stored credit cards and gain access to banking and email accounts 01:40 < xamithan> malicious fecal vandalism 01:40 < enix> Vandalism was just to flex your dick and market your product :P 01:41 < enix> think of them like e-keigels for your e-peen 01:41 < enix> btw I just had a job interview for the perfect sysadmin role; pray for me #reddit-sysadmin 01:41 * DrGibby| farts on enix 01:41 <+DrGibby|> I also had an interview today 01:41 <+DrGibby|> I think it went well 01:41 < enix> DrGibby|: STAY AWAY FROM MY JOB 01:42 * DrGibby| takes ur jerb 01:42 < enix> I'll fite you for it #dong 01:42 < xamithan> Perfect is a role you can outsource for a tenth of your pay and not do anything for years 01:42 <+DrGibby|> 🤔 01:42 < enix> xamithan: I actually automate and take all the money for myself 01:42 < enix> DrGibby|: are you going to accept or nah 01:42 < enix> s/nah/are you a lil bitch 01:43 <+layer-eight> [SED enix] DrGibby|: are you going to accept or are you a lil bitch 01:43 <+DrGibby|> nah 01:43 <+DrGibby|> neither 01:43 < enix> man what happened to you 01:43 <+DrGibby|> I got soft 01:43 <+DrGibby|> also, doing other things 01:44 < enix> I see 01:44 < czarbomba> waka flocka flame is trending. either a new album is out or someone got shot. 01:45 < czarbomba> drgibby i think that's the same excuse the golden state killer used in court today 01:45 < czarbomba> e.g. tiny peepee made him all homicidey 01:46 < czarbomba> if a small penis was a good excuse to murder someone, the entire campus of the university of georgia and a ten-mile radius around it would be the world's largest cemetary 01:46 < czarbomba> s/was/were 01:47 <+layer-eight> [SED czarbomba] if a small penis were a good excuse to murder someone, the entire campus of the university of georgia and a ten-mile radius around it would be the world's largest cemetary 01:47 <+DrGibby|> czarbomba: I haven't had time to read up on that, is that what he actually said? 01:47 < czarbomba> i'm still waiting for the HLN people to run a quote by me] 01:47 < czarbomba> when i got home there was a lawyer and a host sorta tittering over the fact that the prosecution executed a search warrant on the guy's naked lower half 01:47 < czarbomba> until today i had no idea that was even a thing 01:47 < czarbomba> "drop 'em. court order." 01:48 < czarbomba> gotta imagine some of the investigators leaned in and mumbled "ooh, that's a shame" 01:49 <+DrGibby|> "oh boy if I had that I would go on a murderous rampage myself" 01:51 < Gencade|afk> back from dinner 01:52 < Gencade|afk> now what 01:59 < Casteil> mkillebrew: https://grabagun.com/barrett-82a1-50bmg-semiauto-29.html < only $6729+7.99 shipping if you click "grab a quote" 02:00 <+layer-eight> * Casteil → Model 82A1 .50 BMG 29 10 Round Black Barrett 13316 02:01 <@cryptic1> EVENING 02:01 < Gencade> evening cryptic1 02:01 < Gencade> go home cryptic1 02:02 <@cryptic1> D: 02:02 < Gencade> I love you cryptic1 02:02 <@cryptic1> are you drunk again? 02:02 < Gencade> no 02:02 <@cryptic1> are you sure? 02:02 < Gencade> but I will be soon 02:02 <@cryptic1> :> 02:02 < Gencade> That was a bad night 02:02 < Gencade> Do you remember what I said 02:07 <+suttin> cryptic1: 02:07 <+suttin> cryptic1: 02:07 <+suttin> cryptic1: 02:07 <+suttin> cryptic1: 02:07 <+suttin> cryptic1: 02:07 < Gencade> suttin, flooding 02:07 < Gencade> kick him cryptic1 02:07 <+suttin> cryptic1: 02:08 < suttin> cryptic1: 02:08 < suttin> cryptic1: breh 02:08 <@cryptic1> ? 02:08 < suttin> <3 02:09 < Gencade> rekt 02:10 <+DrGibby|> cryptic1: 02:10 < suttin> :( 02:10 <+DrGibby|> suttin: 02:10 < suttin> DrGibby|: 02:10 <+DrGibby|> hi 02:10 < suttin> hi 02:10 <+DrGibby|> how are you? 02:10 < Gencade> DrGibby|, biiiiiitc hhhhh 02:10 < suttin> im alright, moved desks today 02:10 < mkillebrew> Casteil: I had my eye on a semi m1919 in .30-06 first 02:10 < suttin> thats always fun 02:10 < mkillebrew> most of the ones I'm seeing are .308 02:11 < mkillebrew> have to do some serious shifting around to get either in the safe 02:11 < Gencade> cryptic1, give me +v 02:11 < suttin> cryptic1: +v please 02:12 <@cryptic1> voice begging is sad 02:12 <+DrGibby|> hi cryptic1 02:13 <@cryptic1> hey 02:13 < suttin> cryptic1: <3 02:20 < CoJaBo> I encountered one of the stupidest hardware problems ever yesterday 02:23 < czarbomba> AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA https://twitter.com/MonicaLewinsky/status/992029814172172288 02:23 <+layer-eight> * czarbomba → Monica Lewinsky on Twitter: "blaming the intern is so 1990's. 🙄… " 02:23 < czarbomba> that's it. shut it down. twitter has reached peak hilarity 02:23 < czarbomba> all downhill from here 02:24 < CoJaBo> "403 Forbidden: The server understood the request, but is refusing to fulfill it." 02:24 < CoJaBo> dafuq, I'm banned from twitter 02:24 < czarbomba> the bot pasted the punchline anyway 02:24 < CoJaBo> The stupid hardware issue from the other day, amusingly, was encountered by The Intern 02:25 < CoJaBo> The server had a "premature ejection issue" 02:25 < Gencade> .bofh 02:25 <+layer-eight> BOFH Because of network lag due to too many people playing deathmatch 02:26 < Gencade> ffs why does ubuntu have to replace my stock gnome DE to ubuntu gnome 02:27 < CoJaBo> Someone (quite possibly said intern) managed to nuke an OS update, and he had to do a clean install of Bionic. Except, the USB ports were dead. 02:27 <+DrGibby|> because you touch yourself at night 02:27 < suttin> Gencade: becuase you use ubuntu 02:27 < suttin> ubuntu is the windows of linux 02:27 < Gencade> DrGibby|, I feel like that doesn't have anything to do with it 02:27 < CoJaBo> So he burned a CD, and it kept ejecting halfway thru the install and crashing everything 02:27 < Gencade> suttin, even if I used LFS some smug ass bitch would find something to cry about with it 02:28 < suttin> real men use arch 02:28 < Gencade> I use arch 02:28 < czarbomba> s/LFS/slackware 02:28 <+layer-eight> [SED czarbomba/Gencade] suttin, even if I used slackware some smug ass bitch would find something to cry about with it 02:28 < Gencade> I use several different distros for my day to day machines 02:28 < czarbomba> people with strong opinions about OS advocacy are people who don't make money working on computers 02:29 < Gencade> ^ 02:29 < Gencade> it's good to be versitile 02:29 < Gencade> s/versitile/AGILE 02:29 <+layer-eight> [SED Gencade] it's good to be AGILE 02:29 < czarbomba> my favorite OS is whichever one is going to make my checks bigger 02:29 < CoJaBo> Everything I touch uses some Ubuntu 02:30 < suttin> my line of what OS i use at work has very quickly blurred 02:30 < Gencade> then why you crying about my OS usage suttin 02:30 < suttin> its gotten to the point where I think my ideal machine is going to be windows 10 with ubuntu linux subsystem 02:31 < suttin> cus I'm being a shitposter 02:31 < czarbomba> heh. i'm leaning the opposite way 02:31 < czarbomba> was thinking of a debian build with w10 virtualized 02:31 < Gencade> s/shitposter/arch elitist 02:31 <+layer-eight> [SED Gencade/suttin] cus I'm being a arch elitist 02:31 < suttin> I dont even use arch 02:31 < suttin> no one has time for that shit 02:31 < Gencade> it's fine if you know what you're doing 02:32 < Gencade> I have found cases where the AUR has proven very useful 02:33 < suttin> so in my companies infinite wisdom, they started scanning for shit like virtualbox 02:33 < suttin> and removing it 02:33 < suttin> apparently they trust me enough to have local admin on my laptop, but not to actually use it 02:40 < CoJaBo> I don't have any connection to any windows-based hardware anymore. Except for ocasionally repairing it for end-users 02:40 < xe0n> you're so cool. 02:43 < CoJaBo> So, I searched the client design requests queue for "block.?chain". The results were exactly as amusing as expected. 03:01 < enix> yo 03:07 < CoJaBo> oy 03:07 < aName> So I set myself to the task of automating the configuration of Pidgin to be a little more SSO-ish on our call center agent's desktops 03:07 < aName> ... the config file makes me sad - the password is stored in plaintext and we authenticate against AD 03:08 < aName> Is there an XMPP client that isn't fucking retarded? 03:08 <+DrGibby|> pidgin? 03:09 < aName> Pidgin is a multi-protocol chat client based on libpurple, formerly libgaim. It's pretty old school, I guess 03:09 < aName> But I mean, we're on IRC lol 03:10 < aName> But I saw that in the config file and was like 'welp, this sucks' 03:14 < czarbomba> aname what's wrong with trillian? 03:14 * czarbomba ducks 03:14 < xamithan> facebook messenger 03:14 < aName> czarbomba: Not free for commercial use 03:15 < aName> xamithan: lol no 03:15 * czarbomba keeps serious face, pretends to never have done that 03:15 < czarbomba> i guess i had some cover. technically i was using my personal laptop. just so happened i was doing company business on it. 03:15 < czarbomba> tomato, po-tah-toe 03:15 < aName> czarbomba: I've been known to do work on my home PC with 'not free for commercial use' software 03:15 < czarbomba> :D 03:15 < aName> czarbomba: It's ... borderline 03:15 < czarbomba> see, you get it 03:16 < czarbomba> i know :D 03:16 < aName> But I can't deploy that to 200 workstations, ya dig? 03:16 < czarbomba> i'm using the same laptop at work right now, actually. found a way to FOSS everything and not run into licensing restrictions 03:16 < czarbomba> yah i gotcha 03:16 < aName> Oh man 03:17 < aName> Our VP was on a business trip a couple months back 03:17 < aName> His laptop stops charging. 03:17 < aName> So he buys a new one. 03:17 < aName> Gets it back, and in a panic is like OMG GET ALL MY DATA BEFORE IT DIES 03:17 < czarbomba> hahahaha 03:17 < aName> We explain that worst case, we can strip the board out and connect to a bench power supply 03:17 < aName> That his data is safe 03:17 < czarbomba> this would be a vastly different business if data vanished from a hard drive when power was fully disconnected 03:17 < aName> So anyway 03:17 < aName> We plug a charger in 03:18 < aName> ... it works fine 03:18 < czarbomba> he didn't think to try turning it on with the cord? 03:18 < aName> long story short, I have a new surfacebook as my primary work machine 03:18 < czarbomba> see, that's the kind of fuck you money i need 03:18 < aName> No, his charger was broken 03:18 < czarbomba> ah ok 03:18 < czarbomba> well, grats on the laptop at least 03:18 < aName> Yar. 03:18 < aName> It's nice. 03:18 < aName> Going to try and slip one of the pens in with my next order of keyboards lol 03:19 < czarbomba> i think tomorrow i'm going to finally page through some sites and request my new desktop at work 03:20 < aName> But truthfully, it's all flash - short of physical destruction of the memory itself we were going to recover his data 03:21 < czarbomba> wow shelby holliday is gorgeous 03:21 < czarbomba> i'mma totally get #metoo'd for this 03:22 < aName> I'm going with 'czarbomba has a type' 03:22 < JollyRgrs> czarbomba: she i'ight 03:22 < JollyRgrs> nothin to write home about though 03:23 < aName> ^ 03:23 < aName> I mean, I wouldn't turn her down if she came on to me 03:23 < aName> but she's not 'OMG GORGEOUS' 03:23 < czarbomba> apparently my 'type' is fox news/wsj alumna 03:23 < czarbomba> i don't how what to think about that 03:24 < aName> That's cool 03:24 < JollyRgrs> ha 03:24 < aName> My type unfortunately tends to be like, granola SJW art majors 03:24 < aName> FML 03:24 < czarbomba> alumnae 03:24 < czarbomba> fucking latin 03:24 < czarbomba> aname, in my 20s i had a huge thing for punk rock girls 03:24 < JollyRgrs> sweaty stinky ones in particular? 03:24 < aName> czarbomba: You're a lady? 03:24 < czarbomba> tatted up short dyed hair dozens of earrings 03:25 < czarbomba> nope, but i reserve the right to identify as one 03:25 < aName> czarbomba: Yes. 03:25 < aName> czarbomba: OK 03:25 < aName> czarbomba: You might consider alumnus, then. 03:25 < aName> Because fuckin' latin. 03:25 < czarbomba> jollyrgrs the number of punk rock girls i hooked up with during or after concerts in the pit is non-insignificant 03:26 < czarbomba> alumnae = group of female alumni 03:26 < aName> czarbomba: Yeah, I wish I could get a do-over on my 20s without the crippling social anxiety 03:26 < czarbomba> or so the google says 03:26 < aName> czarbomba: Yes 03:26 < aName> Alumnus would be the masculine equivalent 03:26 < czarbomba> alumna is just one. so i fixed it before millebrew could unload on me for grammarfail 03:26 < czarbomba> right but why would that be my type? 03:26 < czarbomba> unless this is the world's most protracted gay joke 03:27 < aName> No, I mean consider using the word alumnus because otherwise you imply that you're a sex you're not, which may confuse later communication. 03:27 < czarbomba> wouldn't that imply that i'm female? 03:27 < aName> I mean, you be whatever you want to be, but if you're going for precision in language, do it right 03:27 < czarbomba> wait. alumnus is singular male 03:28 < czarbomba> this is all screwy now 03:28 < aName> Yeah, fuck latin 03:28 < czarbomba> i'm fairly sure "my type is xxx alumnae" is gramatically correct for a straight male 03:28 < czarbomba> but i could be wrong 03:28 < aName> Anyhow 03:28 < aName> Let's not argue on the specifics of a language no one actually speaks. 03:28 < czarbomba> indeed 03:29 < czarbomba> now, about that aramaic speech 03:29 < aName> tu'HomI'raH SoH ‘e’ Sov wo’ 03:32 < xamithan> What? Plenty of people speak latin 03:33 < xamithan> Get you some latin news: https://areena.yle.fi/1-1931339 03:33 <+layer-eight> * xamithan → Nuntii Latini | Radio | Areena | yle.fi 03:35 < aaa__> how to be sysadmin 03:35 <+DrGibby|> subscribe to /r/sysad,om 03:35 <+DrGibby|> also, /r/sysadmin 03:36 <+DrGibby|> BOOM! DONE! You're now a sysadmin 03:37 < aaa__> wow thanks 03:37 < aaa__> wait i do 03:38 <+DrGibby|> no problem 03:38 < AustinS> is that like a certification?? so i can officially just say im a sysadmin on resume now? 03:38 < AustinS> nice 03:38 < AustinS> gonna go apply for jobs 03:38 <+DrGibby|> AustinS: yup! 03:38 < aaa__> ok done :) 03:38 < aaa__> (: 03:38 <+DrGibby|> welcome to the sysadmin club cert! 03:38 < aaa__> :) 03:38 < aaa__> :):):):) 03:38 < aaa__> ty :) 03:38 < xamithan> Title: reddit shitposter sysadmin 03:39 < aaa__> what have you done to repair cpu flaw in datacenter guys ? 03:39 <@cryptic1> add more cooling duh 03:39 <+DrGibby|> cpu flaw? replace it using the warranty 03:39 < aaa__> melt and spectdown 03:39 < bandit145> Nothing, because vmware pulled all the patches 03:39 < aaa__> ok 03:39 < xamithan> Nothing, either they got patched with regular updates or they didn't 03:39 <+DrGibby|> ^^ 03:40 < aaa__> LOL 03:40 <+DrGibby|> its meltdown and spectrum btw-- spectdown doesn't exist 03:40 <+DrGibby|> and named vulnerabilities are fucking dumb 03:41 < aaa__> spectrum is pokemon bro 03:41 < CoJaBo> spectre lol 03:41 < aaa__> you play too much 03:41 <+DrGibby|> ERR 03:41 < CoJaBo> gotta get that cool ghost log 03:41 < CoJaBo> gotta get that cool ghost logo 03:41 <+DrGibby|> yeah spectre 03:41 < aaa__> LOL 03:41 <+DrGibby|> gotta get that cool domain 03:41 < aaa__> well i'm not native gnslih 03:41 < aaa__> english 03:42 < aaa__> spectre=ghost 03:42 < aaa__> what the difference with it 03:42 < CoJaBo> https://pixelastic.github.io/pokemonorbigdata/ 03:42 <+layer-eight> * CoJaBo → Is it Pokemon or Big Data ? 03:42 < MillerBoss> I'd rather subscribe to /r/sysad,om DrGibby| 03:42 < AustinS> idk why they want a logo it just makes it spread faster, like decals on cars right? 03:42 <+DrGibby|> me too, MillerBoss 03:42 < xamithan> spectre is like a big dude who flys as a skeleton with a scythe 03:42 * MillerBoss looks for the RSS feed for /r/sysad,om 03:42 * MillerBoss looks for the RSS feed for /r/sysad,om 03:42 < CoJaBo> Named vulns are the Cool New Thing in infosec 03:43 < aaa__> lol 03:43 < CoJaBo> At least until that fake AMD exploit scam lol 03:44 <+DrGibby|> "cool new thing" 03:44 <+DrGibby|> fuck off 03:44 <+DrGibby|> named exploits are fucking dumb 03:44 < aaa__> why exploit scam 03:44 < MillerBoss> DrGibby| 👉 is your buddy still here? 03:44 < aaa__> so impacted datacenter just updated stuff that all? 03:44 <+DrGibby|> MillerBoss: my buddy? 03:45 < MillerBoss> Yeah sure 03:46 < MillerBoss> Yeah sure, sir 03:46 <+DrGibby|> wot 03:47 < MillerBoss> what? 03:47 <+DrGibby|> wot 03:47 < MillerBoss> Wot what? 03:47 <+DrGibby|> wot 03:47 < precise> PENS WIN PENS WIN PENS WIN 03:48 < MillerBoss> But, wehat? 03:48 < MillerBoss> wehat? 03:48 < precise> wot 03:48 <+DrGibby|> du wahat? 03:48 < MillerBoss> Fuck the PENS 03:48 < precise> Hey 03:49 < precise> Hey Hey 03:49 < precise> Fuck you 03:49 < precise> Fuck MillerBoss 03:49 < precise> The Caps are a cancer that needs to be excised from America's asshole 03:49 < derpingit> lol 03:49 < MillerBoss> WHAT ARE YOU SAYING PRECISE? 03:49 < precise> YOU FUCKING HEARD ME 03:50 < MillerBoss> lol https://millerboss.com/x/Screen-Shot-2018-05-03-20-50-05-EO.png 03:50 <+layer-eight> * MillerBoss → IMAGE/PNG; CHARSET=UTF-8 Document, 2,534,937 bytes 03:50 < aaa__> STOP CAPS 03:50 < MillerBoss> piedpiper.cn 03:50 < precise> lol 03:50 < precise> wot 03:50 < precise> How'd you even find that? 03:50 < aaa__> video dont work millnerbos 03:50 < MillerBoss> Yourmoms houws 03:51 < MillerBoss> And her house too 03:51 < precise> fite fite fite 03:51 < aaa__> STOP CAPS MOVEMENT 03:51 <+DrGibby|> CAPS LOCK IS 03:51 < MillerBoss> https://millerboss.com/x/Screen-Shot-2018-05-03-20-51-28-G0.png 03:51 <+layer-eight> * MillerBoss → IMAGE/PNG; CHARSET=UTF-8 Document, 4,398,039 bytes 03:51 < precise> MillerBoss: wtf 03:51 < aaa__> https://www.reddit.com/r/intel/comments/8goewm/eight_new_spectre_bugs_found_in_intel_cpus/?st=jgras4pa&sh=dec2f3f5 03:51 <+layer-eight> * aaa__ → Eight new Spectre Bugs found in Intel CPU's (exclusive report from C't) : intel 03:52 < precise> what wormhole is this MillerBoss ? 03:52 <@Nostalg14c> Morning. 03:52 <+DrGibby|> Great show, MillerBoss 03:52 < precise> Nostalg14c: Morning 03:52 < precise> aaa__: Yeah 03:52 < aaa__> what you will do 03:52 < MillerBoss> Yes funny as fuck 03:52 < precise> aaa__: I aint patcfhing that 03:52 < precise> Mainly cuz I don't work IT 03:52 < aaa__> STOP PATCH 03:52 < precise> but nah 03:52 < MillerBoss> precise 👉 shut up and drink 03:52 < precise> MillerBoss: Im sober tonight 03:52 < precise> asswipe 03:52 * DrGibby| drinks 03:52 < aaa__> fuck 03:52 < MillerBoss> Well DRINK!! 03:52 < precise> Its DrGibby|'s turn 03:52 <+DrGibby|> precise: dont be 03:52 < aaa__> no one serious SYSADMON here 03:52 < precise> aaa__: I am 03:52 <+DrGibby|> you're more fun when you're not sober 03:52 < precise> :( 03:53 < MillerBoss> aaa__ 👉 STFU KTHXBYE 03:53 <+DrGibby|> awww dont be mean to aaa__ 03:53 < precise> s/aaa__/precise 03:53 <+layer-eight> [SED precise/DrGibby|] awww dont be mean to precise 03:53 <+DrGibby|> https://youtu.be/f8ULNHUdESo 03:53 <+layer-eight> * DrGibby| → ⚓ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8ULNHUdESo&feature=youtu.be → Michael Jackson's Drummer Jonathan Moffett Performs "Smooth Criminal" with Drumeo! - YouTube 03:53 <+DrGibby|> nah, fuck you precise 03:53 <+DrGibby|> you're a cunt 03:54 < MillerBoss> !submit-oprequest 03:54 < aaa__> what you planing to do 03:54 < aaa__> nothing? 03:54 <+DrGibby|> farting on you 03:54 < aaa__> change server cpu by arm 03:54 < aaa__> move ass 03:54 < vlab> !nominate aaa__ 03:55 < MillerBoss> aaa__ 👉 The news today is you can now buy ARM chips and install then in your Intel boards 03:55 < aaa__> what is nomnate? 03:55 < MillerBoss> And they are much faster than Xeons 03:55 < aaa__> i have xeon 03:56 < MillerBoss> Yeah start buying Arm chips. They are now x86-64 compatible 03:56 < MillerBoss> Its fucking sweet 03:56 < aaa__> ok 03:58 < MillerBoss> What do you think aaa__ ? 04:01 < aaa__> idk this is a beginning 04:01 < MillerBoss> Yeah 04:01 < MillerBoss> Pretty nuts huh? 04:01 < MillerBoss> eh 04:06 < precise> aaa__: Did you hear abouut the recent Drupal RCE? 04:09 < aaa__> what is drupal and what is a REC? 04:10 < aaa__> what the point of monitoring linux process 04:10 < aaa__> if you can inject in memory what the point 04:10 < aaa__> its like taskmanager in windows no ? 04:12 <@Nostalg14c> o_O 04:12 < MillerBoss> aaa__ 👉 Have another toke 04:12 < aaa__> what 04:12 < MillerBoss> https://supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.millerboss.com/Screen-Shot-2018-05-03-21-11-56-2q.png 04:12 <+layer-eight> * MillerBoss → IMAGE/PNG; CHARSET=UTF-8 Document, 3,205,471 bytes 04:12 < MillerBoss> Enhance 04:13 < MillerBoss> Someone on the Internets has had to translate that by now 04:13 < abakedapplepie> what is it 04:14 < abakedapplepie> whodafuk uses drupal 04:14 < aaa__> do some computer using linux process confidental ? 04:14 < MillerBoss> Its from Silicon Valley https://supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.millerboss.com/Screen-Shot-2018-05-03-21-13-55-yw.png 04:14 <+layer-eight> * MillerBoss → IMAGE/PNG; CHARSET=UTF-8 Document, 3,068,399 bytes 04:14 < precise> abakedapplepie: People apparently 04:14 < aaa__> like passport 04:14 < precise> aaa__: You've never used Drupal? 04:15 < aaa__> no 04:15 < MillerBoss> Sign in http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39197000/jpg/_39197157_passport-bbc203.jpg 04:15 <+layer-eight> * MillerBoss → IMAGE/JPEG Document, 6,234 bytes 04:15 < precise> aaa__: huh 04:15 < MillerBoss> https://supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.millerboss.com/Screen-Shot-2018-05-03-21-15-42-3I.png Enhanced 04:15 <+layer-eight> * MillerBoss → IMAGE/PNG; CHARSET=UTF-8 Document, 3,379,279 bytes 04:17 < aaa__> do you know a map for worlwide cpu usage type by country 04:17 < precise> aaa__: So 04:17 < precise> If you just glued an Intel logo to a world map 04:17 < precise> ud be all set 04:18 < xe0n> how's the day going for everyone? 04:18 < MillerBoss> Google Translate Camera has no idea what that Chinese to English is 04:18 < precise> xe0n: Oh you know 04:20 < aaa__> ok 04:23 < czarbomba> i dare you not to smile https://twitter.com/HashtagPurr/status/991719651443785728 04:23 <+layer-eight> * czarbomba → Hashtag on Twitter: "HE THINKS IT’S A HECKA BIG DOGGO… " 04:25 < Casteil> mkillebrew: as *badass* as a Barrett m82 would be to own/display on a shelf 04:25 < precise> czarbomba: I smiled, then recalled you said not to smile, so I stopped smiling 04:25 < Casteil> I can't really justify $6500, that's basically a new roof lmao 04:25 < JollyRgrs> spoken like a true homeowner 04:26 < Casteil> ..or a new hvac 04:26 < Casteil> dude 04:26 < Casteil> layer-eight: that script needs to lay off of the PMs 04:26 < MillerBoss> SWEET 04:26 < Casteil> MillerBoss: ? 04:26 < MillerBoss> ?? 04:27 < Casteil> what's sweet? 04:27 < MillerBoss> Its over your head obviously. :) 04:27 < aName> I want to get one of those nicer c02 pellet handguns 04:27 < aName> I can't have a real handgun because I'd probably kill myself, but I do like target shooting 04:27 < MillerBoss> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlLX6KSdWcQ 04:27 <+layer-eight> * MillerBoss → Dude, where's my car (Dude... Sweet) - YouTube 04:28 < czarbomba> one particular scene from this lexus hybrid commercial looks like the driver is getting stoned in their car https://youtu.be/JVL8K1fWUQc?t=13s 04:28 <+layer-eight> * czarbomba → ⚓ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVL8K1fWUQc&feature=youtu.be&t=13s → Lexus Hybrids: Fast as h - YouTube 04:29 < czarbomba> casteil that's a $9000 rifle 04:29 < czarbomba> i've been thinking about it more than i should since millebrew first posted the link 04:29 < Casteil> czarbomba: it comes up to about $6300 when you use the quote link I sent mkillebrew a while back 04:29 < czarbomba> yeah i saw it 04:30 < czarbomba> or you posted it to millebrew etc 04:30 < czarbomba> either way, it's a steal 04:30 < Casteil> yeah it's definitely a good deal less expensive than normal 04:30 < czarbomba> besides if you've got the kind of FU money to range-fire .50bmg then $6300 is nothing 04:30 < Casteil> though outside of winning the lottery I can't say I'd buy it regardless 04:30 < Casteil> even if I got a surprise $20k bonus from work 04:30 < czarbomba> yeah the dangerous thing is when you can make it happen and you have to push to come up with reasons why not to 04:31 < czarbomba> impulse purchases are a bitch 04:31 < Casteil> I'd use that to do more updates and redo my roof/hvac :P 04:32 < aName> czarbomba: I don't really do impulse purchases - often 04:32 < aName> I bought an alarm clock that ended up having this awful fake woodgrain 04:32 < aName> and it'd cost me more to return it than I paid, sooooo 04:32 < czarbomba> i've been fairly good about them. but the m82 is actually something i've coveted for quite some time 04:32 < aName> watsdat 04:33 < czarbomba> the barrett long gun casteil posted earlier 04:33 < aName> Ah 04:33 < MillerBoss> precise 👉 Take another drink 04:33 < czarbomba> sonofabitch 04:33 < Casteil> I'm still waiting on my Sig P365 to ship :( 04:33 < MillerBoss> No excuses 04:33 < aName> I've had enough drinks. 04:34 < czarbomba> gimme a drink 04:34 < precise> MillerBoss: No 04:34 < czarbomba> one more night 04:34 * precise gives czarbomba his drink 04:34 < czarbomba> this can't be me 04:34 < Casteil> 'ordered a month ago from Brownells, it's still on backorder 04:34 < czarbomba> sonofabitch 04:34 < czarbomba> if i can't get clean 04:34 < czarbomba> i'm gonna drink my life away 04:34 < aName> czarbomba: Sure, I've got some Evan Williams 04:34 < Casteil> BUT - it was only $460 shipped 04:34 < precise> I like that song 04:34 < aName> Which is annoyingly increasing in price like, monthly 04:34 < czarbomba> they have a new record out 04:34 < precise> Yeah? 04:34 * precise googles 04:34 < czarbomba> well late 2017 04:35 < aName> So, uh, Evan Williams is crap. Don't ever buy it. It's awful and you shouldn't give them more money. 04:35 < czarbomba> new single popping around stations that actually play shit like americana/blues/alt country 04:35 < precise> >alt country 04:35 < precise> the fuck is that? 04:35 < czarbomba> it's like "emo" 04:35 < czarbomba> a blanket genre for shit that doesn't really categorize well 04:35 < precise> heh 04:36 < czarbomba> i think of rateliff as "soulful americana" 04:36 < mkillebrew> You don't categorize well. 04:36 < aName> precise: I'd imagine bluegrass influenced grunge rock. 04:36 < precise> czarbomba: Sounds about right 04:36 < czarbomba> thanks millebrew! 04:36 < precise> aName: heh 04:36 < aName> Hrm 04:36 < czarbomba> wilco is basically the archetypical alt-country band, i guess 04:36 < aName> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w93KnzO9qzE 04:36 <+layer-eight> * aName → Keller Williams with Grunge Grass: "Smells Like Teen Spirit" - YouTube 04:36 < aName> Like this 04:36 < czarbomba> dunno what's wrong with calling them heartland rock 04:36 < czarbomba> or heartland pop rock 04:36 < czarbomba> but whatever 04:37 < czarbomba> would neko case be alt-country? 04:37 < aName> My coworker apparently only listens to southern classic rock 04:37 < aName> Which is ... 04:37 < czarbomba> he must be sad about skynyrd 04:37 < aName> I mean, that's fine, I love some Skynyrd 04:37 < aName> but 04:37 < aName> that's so limited 04:37 < czarbomba> i don't think it's narrow in scope, southern rock 04:37 < czarbomba> but 04:38 < czarbomba> i believe there's a very limited top tier of southern rock bands 04:38 < aName> What I'm sad about is no one told me Yes was doing a 50th anniversary tour until they passed my city 04:38 < czarbomba> and shit like molly hatchet is not on it 04:38 < aName> I'm so, so pissed about th at 04:38 < aName> That was quite likely my last chance to see them 04:38 < mkillebrew> coffeecoffeecoffee 04:38 < czarbomba> for me it's basically the allmans and skynyrd 04:39 < czarbomba> also, creedence if you include them in the genre (i don't)( 04:39 < MillerBoss> What the fuck is going on in here 04:40 < czarbomba> (((globalism))), millerboss 04:40 < MillerBoss> (((OK))) 04:40 < precise> #hashtag 04:40 < MillerBoss> #meetoo 04:40 < precise> #reetoo 04:41 < aName> Have any of you used the espressoBin or BananaPi? 04:42 < MillerBoss> I used Apple Pie 04:42 < MillerBoss> Does that count? 04:42 < aName> No. And no, I don't want details. 04:42 < MillerBoss> Details? 04:42 < derpingit> lol. 04:42 < derpingit> MillerBoss i read that as "pound me too" 04:43 < MillerBoss> Apple Pie as in a liquor mix 04:43 < aName> MillerBoss: "used apple pie" gives off teen cringe comedy vibes lol 04:44 < MillerBoss> Well I was going along with your verbiage 04:44 < MillerBoss> Feel free to have a laugh on me derpingit :) 04:45 < czarbomba> okay i just refreshed myself on some marshall tucker band deep cuts 04:46 < czarbomba> i might question their inclusion among "southern rock" too, but since that seems to be generally established i could probably see them in the top tier 04:46 < MillerBoss> And do you feel worse? 04:46 < aName> MillerBoss: They're SBCs with a focus on networking / file serving. They've got the hardware of a 200 dollar router but for like, 50 bucks 04:46 < czarbomba> they are significantly rootsier than any other southern rock band though 04:46 < MillerBoss> Got a link aName ? 04:46 < aName> http://espressobin.net/ 04:46 <+layer-eight> * aName → Marvell ESPRESSObin | An SBC Unlike Any Other 04:47 < MillerBoss> Unlike Any Other 04:47 < aName> Yeah, whatever, it's marketspeak lol 04:47 < aName> The specs are good 04:49 < aName> Most consumer routers in the 200-300USD range are like ZOMG WE HAVE 512MB OF RAM 04:50 < precise> aName: lol 04:50 < MillerBoss> That is interesting 04:50 < precise> "PPS?" 04:50 < precise> Uhh..... 04:50 < precise> 512!!!! 04:50 < MillerBoss> But but can it run pfsense? 04:50 < aName> MillerBoss: I don't see why not? 04:51 < aName> They have a stock image for openWRT though 04:51 < MillerBoss> I was serious too. I love pfSense 04:51 < MillerBoss> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rsHVwDcEXM 04:51 <+layer-eight> * MillerBoss → ESPRESSOBIN - YouTube 04:52 < mkillebrew> openwrt isn't known for its security 04:53 < aName> I suppose. 04:53 < aName> The router my ISP gave me is total shit though 04:53 < aName> Well 04:53 < aName> I own it 04:53 < aName> But their supported selection is shit 04:53 < aName> I'm sure pfSense would work on it, although I usually see people using heavier hardware 04:53 < MillerBoss> Never ever use ISP provided router. If its built into the modem enable to be a modem only and provide your own router 04:54 < MillerBoss> When I run pfSense it is only virtual. 1 score and 512 MB of RAM. Not a lot is needed 04:55 < MillerBoss> s/score/vcore 04:55 <+layer-eight> [SED MillerBoss] When I run pfSense it is only virtual. 1 vcore and 512 MB of RAM. Not a lot is needed 04:55 < aName> Actually, looks like no 04:56 < czarbomba> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_fmCc6JIgc the band's best song live at the peak of their powers 04:56 <+layer-eight> * czarbomba → Simple Man (Live At The Fox Theatre/1976) - YouTube 04:56 < aName> Apparently no freeBSD on that chip 04:57 < mkillebrew> I haven't used pfsense frontend before, but OpenBSD and FreeBSD packet filter has always been amazing 04:57 < mkillebrew> OpenBSD's pf was the first to have passive OS fingerprinting which made a lot of filtering really low cost from a CPU perspective 04:57 < mkillebrew> Windows XP coming in on 25? nah, fuck that. 04:58 < MillerBoss> http://espressobin.net/forums/topic/pfsense/page/2/ 04:58 < czarbomba> windows xp on 443 JUST KIDDING IT CAN'T DO THAT ANY MORE 04:58 <+layer-eight> * MillerBoss → pfSense - Marvell ESPRESSObin 04:58 < mkillebrew> that's so likely to be a PC spamming it's not worth doing anything other than dropping 04:58 < aName> Correction. In June of 2017 it was not available. In October of 2017 that changed 04:58 < czarbomba> did anyone run into angry xp users/customers when shutting off old cryptos? 04:58 < aName> https://espressobin.net/forums/topic/pfsense/page/2/ 04:58 <+layer-eight> * aName → pfSense - Marvell ESPRESSObin 04:58 < czarbomba> or (gasp) vista 04:59 < MillerBoss> Same link above silly 04:59 < aName> MillerBoss: I was too busy reading my link 04:59 < MillerBoss> :P 05:00 < aName> Thread dies though 05:00 < aName> Hrm 05:00 < MillerBoss> USB instead of eMMC doesn't bother me though 05:01 < MillerBoss> https://www.reddit.com/r/PFSENSE/comments/7wpfvb/pfsense_software_243_on_espressobin_now_booting/ 05:01 <+layer-eight> * MillerBoss → pfSense software 2.4.3 on espresso.bin (now booting from SD card) : PFSENSE 05:01 < MillerBoss> HypeHypeHypeHypeHypeHypeHypeHypeHypeHypeHypeHypeHypeHypeHypeHype 05:01 <@Nostalg14c> health status index uuid pri rep docs.count docs.deleted store.size pri.store.size 05:01 <@Nostalg14c> yellow open logstash-2018.04.14 a_E3Fjc0QPaKz6cfVSfMfQ 5 1 2540240 3094 726.9mb 726.9mb 05:01 <@Nostalg14c> green open logstash-2018.04.01 28BpZq6TRKirbZ65x2zuZw 5 0 67629 0 25.7mb 25.7mb 05:01 <@Nostalg14c> yellow open logstash-2018.04.16 MC_H5BeDR72FZVnwMmQW_Q 5 1 3101850 3305 977.4mb 977.4mb 05:01 <@Nostalg14c> green open .watcher-history-7-2018.02 4bH-mkD9QziaDTl6Q0vopA 1 0 7413 0 8.3mb 8.3mb 05:01 <@Nostalg14c> oh lord. 05:01 <@Nostalg14c> Thank god for paste control. 05:02 <@cryptic1> BANT! 05:04 <+Gendo-> OP Abuse 05:04 < MillerBoss> howru 👉 howru 05:05 < czarbomba> precise you'd better be watching the game live 05:06 < precise> czarbomba: The preds game? 05:08 < czarbomba> oh shit my phone somehow froze/fell behind on updates 05:08 < czarbomba> anyway i'm sure you saw the score 05:09 < precise> Yeah 05:09 < MillerBoss> Sports is dumb 05:09 < precise> s/Sports/MillerBoss 05:09 < czarbomba> now stop fucking around and eliminate teh washington ovis please 05:09 <+layer-eight> [SED precise/MillerBoss] MillerBoss is dumb 05:09 < precise> czarbomba: trying 05:09 < MillerBoss> And your point is? 05:09 < czarbomba> millerboss, let me show you my shocked face when some humorless neocon incel expresses disdain with the concept of having to get up and move around 05:09 < precise> dam 05:09 * czarbomba surprised face. no, really 05:10 < MillerBoss> Say what meow? 05:10 < czarbomba> you should have gone with "ackchyually" 05:10 < precise> LONDON CALLING 05:10 < MillerBoss> I go with what I want 05:10 < czarbomba> one of my favorite hooks 05:10 < MillerBoss> You are not the boss of me 05:12 < precise> Anyone here ever done a HDD replacement on an Asus Q505 05:12 < precise> ? 05:12 < czarbomba> apropos of nothing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJh9W3Gcpmo 05:12 <+layer-eight> * czarbomba → The Muppet Show - Buddy Rich vs Animal Drum Battle - YouTube 05:13 < CharlesA> precise, If it's anything like the asus I have that has no real accessible components.. good luck getting it done without taking the entire thing apart 05:13 < CharlesA> :| 05:13 < MillerBoss> aName 👉 I just now looked at the price https://www.amazon.com/Globalscale-Technologies-Inc-SBUD102-ESPRESSObin/dp/B06Y3V2FBK what a great deal 05:13 < precise> CharlesA: :( 05:14 < CharlesA> It sucks. I can't even upgrade the ram without a major surgery 05:14 < precise> laptop? 05:14 < nohusuro> dammit, do people just not reply to e-mails any more? It seems that each time I try to give a company business, they don't reply via e-mail or don't answer their phones, or return messages. 05:14 < nohusuro> bloody sick of it 05:14 * precise doesn't reply to nohusuro on IRC 05:15 < CharlesA> precise, Yeah. I don't remember what model is it but it's old as dirt.. but this might help.. maybe? https://www.ifixit.com/Device/Asus_Laptop 05:15 <+layer-eight> * CharlesA → Asus Laptop Repair - iFixit 05:15 < nohusuro> I will end you! >;( 05:15 < precise> nohusuro: ;) 05:15 < nohusuro> this must be what the chinese social credit system feels like 05:15 < nohusuro> :P 05:15 < precise> CharlesA: It's got screws and it feels like the back panel should pop off 05:15 < precise> But IDK if there are screws underneath the pads as well 05:16 < CharlesA> last one I tried to take apart had a bunch of other stuff holding it together under the keyboard. 05:16 < precise> :( 05:16 < precise> This Q504 is as close as imma get 05:16 < precise> CharlesA: It says there are screws under the pads 05:17 < precise> :( 05:17 < czarbomba> dell inspiron mini 10v. EVERYTHING has to come out to swap the drive. 05:17 < CharlesA> fuuuuuuuuu 05:17 < czarbomba> memory too IIRC 05:18 < CharlesA> Kinda jelly with my old as dirt HP cuz the hdd and memory and crap are accessible 05:18 < CharlesA> but frigging wifi chip whitelist can bugger off 05:19 < MillerBoss> https://www.techmeme.com/180503/p29#a180503p29 Whoops 05:19 <+layer-eight> * MillerBoss → Techmeme: Twitter urges all users to change passwords after it found a bug that stored unmasked user passwords in an internal log; no indication of breach or misuse found (Parag Agrawal/Twitter) 05:19 < CharlesA> Sweet! 05:19 < MillerBoss> A bug. Was it still alive? 05:19 < CharlesA> Cockroaches never die. 05:19 * CharlesA hides 05:19 < mal_will> I wish Twitter was funnier about the password reset suggestion 05:20 < mal_will> Like "it's just good advice, guys, totes unrelated" 05:20 < CharlesA> Like force everyone to reset their shit? 05:20 < CharlesA> hahahaha 05:20 < mal_will> "also change your air filters every quarter. #lifeadvice" 05:21 < CharlesA> air filter... hmmm 05:21 < mal_will> Change your furnace filter as often as your password. Practice good hygiene everywhere." 05:21 < mal_will> -mal_will 05:21 < CharlesA> If only I actually had a legit furnace. 05:21 < CharlesA> or if my car had a cabin air filter o.O 05:22 < darkscrypt> does your car not have an air filter? 05:22 < MillerBoss> https://twitter.com/alexstamos/status/992208801817182208 Easy doesn't mean its OK 05:22 < CharlesA> Only the one in the airbox 05:22 < CharlesA> :D 05:22 <+layer-eight> * MillerBoss → Alex Stamos on Twitter: "Also, if you have never worked with an infra that didn’t fit in one rack, spare us the “How could this happen??!1!?” It’s easy to turn on detailed logging (perhaps sampled) to debug something and forget to exclude login." 05:22 < CharlesA> Can relate to that.. been doing that crap at work while debugging. 05:23 < MillerBoss> >Re: Turn on debug and forget (in production) - really shouldn't be possible. IR-PM, CI/CD, Sec/Ops Mon. 05:23 < CharlesA> True ^ 05:27 < precise> Man 05:27 < precise> it feels like there are screws under the hinges 05:27 < precise> fuck 05:27 < precise> in 05:27 < precise> hell 05:27 * CharlesA shudders 05:28 < precise> I pried the screen side edge 05:28 < MillerBoss> ha ha https://www.tmz.com/2018/04/30/dennis-rodman-kim-jong-un-president-trump-books/ 05:28 <+layer-eight> * MillerBoss → Dennis Rodman Gave Kim Jong-un These Donald Trump Books | TMZ.com 05:28 < precise> But it wont budge at the hinges 05:30 < MillerBoss> So, he killed himself eh? https://www.tmz.com/2018/05/01/avicii-dj-suicide-glass-cut-bottle-death/ 05:30 <+layer-eight> * MillerBoss → Avicii's Suicide Caused by Self-Inflicted Cuts from Glass | TMZ.com 05:30 <@Nostalg14c> MillerBoss: yeah 05:30 < precise> Fuckin hell 05:30 < precise> I need to get this thing apart 05:30 <@Nostalg14c> Suffered with despression, anxiety & alcoholism for a long time. 05:30 < MillerBoss> Yeah and booze will make those first two real bad 05:30 < MillerBoss> That sucks 05:31 < MillerBoss> You can have all the money in the world and you can still have "brain" issues and all. Most people think if you are famous and rich you got it made. Wrong 05:31 <@Nostalg14c> Most def. He hated the publicity from what I can tell. 05:31 < MillerBoss> I should say "brain issues" 05:31 <@Nostalg14c> mental health issues. 05:37 < MillerBoss> This is neat https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Mur4JNzlMc 05:37 <+layer-eight> * MillerBoss → Avicii's "Wake Me Up" performed by Malmö's Gospel Choir - YouTube 05:38 < MillerBoss> But waiting for the beat to drop lol 05:45 < neoice> I've got everything I've ever wanted in life and I'm still mentally unstable / depressed 05:45 < neoice> I don't know if $70mil would cure that. 05:48 < nohusuro> maybe it's because you have everything you want that you're unhappy because you don't have something to strive for 05:49 < neoice> eh, I was unhappy before that too 05:50 < aaa__> since baby? 05:50 < aaa__> maybe it's because you dont brought cocacola in months 05:50 < binaryhermit> happy 40th bday spam https://tech.slashdot.org/story/18/05/03/2330243/forty-years-of-spam-email 05:50 <+layer-eight> * binaryhermit → Forty Years of Spam Email - Slashdot 05:50 < aaa__> tomorrow buy cocacola 05:51 < aaa__> before his death hitler was depressed too 05:51 < aaa__> but this is normal because crazy 05:51 < aaa__> he was crazy since baby 05:52 < aaa__> maybe you crazy you dont know 05:52 <+A-KO> WOOO RS5 BABY 05:52 <+A-KO> HERE WE GO 05:52 < aaa__> lol 05:53 < czarbomba> i haven't bought coca-cola in decades 05:53 < aaa__> and you depressed too? 05:53 < czarbomba> nope. i just refuse to drink something i have personally seen used by mechanics to degrease an engine. 05:54 < aaa__> i refuse to drink stuff i dont like 05:54 < czarbomba> i bought some wonderful ginger beer that really hits you in the esophagus 05:54 < aaa__> beer work for dep? 05:54 < czarbomba> ginger beer is just a soft drink 05:54 < aaa__> cure mental depression 05:54 < aaa__> ?? 05:55 < czarbomba> cannabis cures my mental depression 05:55 < nohusuro> anyone heard of trials of ketamin as a treatment for depression? 05:55 < czarbomba> the regimen is brutal though 05:55 < czarbomba> the last time i took K i felt a lot of things. none of them were within the same galaxy as 'depression' 05:55 < aaa__> wow 05:55 < aaa__> nice 05:56 < aaa__> cannbis+ketamin 05:56 < aaa__> double treatment 05:56 < nohusuro> cannamin 05:56 < nohusuro> like cinnamon but different 05:56 < czarbomba> that seems like a waste of cannabis tbqh 05:56 < czarbomba> maybe a slight levelling high when you finally come down off the k 05:56 < czarbomba> but i'd space it out 05:57 < aaa__> where you buy this 05:58 < czarbomba> 2 minutes until read-only friday 05:58 < czarbomba> it was a long time ago. i think someone bought it on our behalf 05:58 < aaa__> ebay? 05:58 < czarbomba> overstock.com 05:59 < aaa__> no 05:59 < czarbomba> okay fine it was alibaba 06:01 < MillerBoss> Wow this is entertaining https://www.tmz.com/2018/05/02/tmz-live-kanye/ mostly for the people that are triggered. 06:01 <+layer-eight> * MillerBoss → TMZ Live: The Full Kanye West Episode | TMZ.com 06:01 < aaa__> no 06:01 < aaa__> what irc browser do you use? 06:02 < MillerBoss> I use notepad for IRC 06:02 < czarbomba> when millerboss attempts to failtroll "libcucks" i'm going to just post this from now on https://i.imgur.com/vtQbqL0.jpg 06:02 <+layer-eight> * czarbomba → IMAGE/JPEG Document, 44,129 bytes 06:02 < aaa__> how you do 06:03 < czarbomba> because that was the turning point where the narrative just started openly eating shit 06:03 * MillerBoss is not following what you are laying down 06:03 < czarbomba> gonna be in your kids' history books, fam 06:05 <+A-KO> Ryan Reynolds was born to play Deadpool 06:05 <+A-KO> for the love of god 06:05 <+A-KO> holy shit 06:07 < xe0n> isnt the new movie out this month? 06:08 <+A-KO> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CX11yw6YL1w 06:08 <+layer-eight> * A-KO → Céline Dion - Ashes (from the Deadpool 2 Motion Picture Soundtrack) - YouTube 06:08 <+A-KO> ^^^^^^^^^^ 06:08 <+A-KO> watch the video 06:08 < aaa__> ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ 06:08 <+A-KO> especially at 1:44 06:08 <+A-KO> but watch the whole video 06:08 <+A-KO> and pay attention at 1:44 06:08 <+A-KO> it's genius af 06:09 <+A-KO> From there it just gets better 06:09 <+A-KO> lol 06:10 < voidstar> Céline must have been hard up for cash 06:10 < MillerBoss> I'm gonna live by this line now >But I am doing what the universe told me to do. 06:10 <+A-KO> probably 06:10 <+A-KO> but who cares 06:10 <+A-KO> it's awesome hahaha 06:10 <+A-KO> She's been doing Vegas shows basically 06:12 < voidstar> oh shi 06:12 < voidstar> if deadpool got nsync that would have been much better 06:13 < voidstar> hopefully that's foreshadowing 06:15 <+A-KO> lol 06:15 <+A-KO> I think Deadpool was just masterfully done tbh 06:15 <+A-KO> one of the best films and marketing around it in ages 06:17 < xe0n> it was a fun movie 06:17 < xe0n> haven;t watched it recently 06:23 < czarbomba> may the 4th be with u 06:24 < czarbomba> i thoroughly enjoyed deadpool and look forward to the sequel 06:27 < mal_will> I also am stoked 06:38 < MillerBoss> https://www.microsoft.com/en-us/download/details.aspx?id=56846 06:38 < MillerBoss> Windows Commands Reference 06:51 < fraser> Hey hi 06:51 < precise> hi 06:51 < precise> Welcome to snekland 06:51 < precise> I'll be your host 06:52 < czarbomba> no step on snek 06:52 < fraser> I'm watching this chris-chan documentary on my lunch break 06:53 < fraser> It's incredibly in depth 06:53 < precise> So I'm taking my boss' laptop to BB to be retrofitted/fixed 06:53 < precise> Apparently Asus sucks donger and makes their laptops difficult to work with 06:53 < precise> I couldn't even get the back panel off 06:54 < precise> Now I've got pry marks on the panel and loose rubber feet 06:54 < precise> fuck u asus 06:54 < precise> fuck u precise 06:54 < precise> yeah 06:54 < precise> all that jazz 06:54 * precise drinks 06:55 * precise turns on Star Trek 06:55 < precise> Damn fine way to spend an early morning if u ask me 06:58 < precise> abakedapplepie: You awake? 06:59 < fraser> reeeee stop calling me with server issues I'm trying to watch youtube 06:59 < czarbomba> s/tube/porn 06:59 <+layer-eight> [SED czarbomba/fraser] reeeee stop calling me with server issues I'm trying to watch youporn 06:59 < fraser> I've got a vr headset and a fleshlight 07:00 < fraser> Razer Gaming Fleshlight - Jack in, Jack off 07:01 < czarbomba> you need to get yourself a cockulus stiffed 07:02 < mkillebrew> hot 07:04 < jaelae> woot 07:04 < jaelae> when did solo tickets go on sale 07:10 < czarbomba> https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DcUmBJUVMAArt3T.jpg 07:10 <+layer-eight> * czarbomba → IMAGE/JPEG Document, 98,488 bytes 07:12 < MillerBoss> You are getting tired. Go to bed czarbomba 07:12 < czarbomba> after all this cocaine? u nuts fella 07:13 < MillerBoss> White liquor eh? 07:14 < MillerBoss> Propane, close enough https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldoT2mHubGE 07:14 <+layer-eight> * MillerBoss → Trailer Park Boys - Propane, Propane - YouTube 07:14 < MillerBoss> Propane, Propane 07:16 < Gencade> fuck bitches get money 07:17 < MillerBoss> Yeah.. 07:17 < Gencade> yeah 07:17 < precise> yeah... 07:18 < Gencade> kill the snakes precise 07:18 < precise> cryptic1: por favor 07:18 < Gencade> no precise , kick yourself 07:18 < precise> i cant 07:19 < precise> pls cryptic1 07:19 < Gencade> yes you can 07:19 < precise> I need super powers 07:19 < Gencade> go outside precise 07:19 < precise> its raining 07:19 < Gencade> so 07:19 < precise> i dont wanna go! 07:19 < Gencade> then go 07:19 < precise> no no no 07:20 < Gencade> yes 07:20 < Gencade> yes 07:20 < Gencade> yes 07:20 < precise> ... 07:20 < Gencade> do it 07:20 < precise> no 07:20 < Gencade> yes 07:20 < Gencade> ;) 07:20 < precise> If I go outside at 1am, my crazy af neighbour will shoot me 07:20 < Gencade> sounds like a net positive 07:20 < precise> damn son 07:20 < precise> cryptic1: give me a fuckin op 07:20 < precise> need to drop some knowledge on this bafoon 07:20 < Gencade> precise, op beggars deserve to die 07:21 < precise> Gencade: u deserve to die 07:21 < precise> And i aint beggin 07:21 < precise> I asking 07:21 < Gencade> precise, snakes deserve to die 07:21 < precise> nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu 07:21 < Gencade> yes 07:21 < precise> !ops 07:21 < Gencade> your mom 07:21 < MillerBoss> czarbomba 👉 What is your favorite Elvis movie? 07:21 < precise> Nostalg14c: por favor 07:22 < MillerBoss> precise 👉 Would you just shut the fuck up for fuck sakes 07:22 < precise> MillerBoss: no 07:22 < Gencade> MillerBoss, ++ 07:22 < xe0n> is it beer o clock yet? 07:22 < precise> Im drunk 07:22 <@Nostalg14c> aye? 07:22 < precise> so yes 07:22 <@Nostalg14c> Order order! 07:22 < precise> Nostalg14c: Hey, can I have op? 07:23 < xe0n> precise: :D 07:23 <@Nostalg14c> sure. 07:23 < precise> :D 07:23 < MillerBoss> You can have it but you are not getting it 07:23 < precise> Nostalg14c: Gencade is being a cunt 07:23 < precise> hes steppin on all my sneks 07:23 < Gencade> fuck you snake living bitch precise 07:23 < precise> Nostalg14c: pls 07:24 * Nostalg14c sets mode +o on precise 07:24 < precise> :| 07:24 < MillerBoss> precise needs a timeout from IRC 07:24 < precise> MillerBoss: fuck u 07:24 < audia5> how to fight drugs on city more and more 15 years old taking drugs 07:24 < MillerBoss> Someone is triggered 07:24 < precise> wot 07:24 < precise> not triggered 07:24 < precise> audia5: wot 07:24 < Gencade> you're as triggered as the snake I killed earlier today precise 07:25 < precise> hey now 07:25 < precise> Nostalg14c: pls bant Gencade - Reason: Murder 07:25 < MillerBoss> All lies 07:25 < audia5> yes drugs abuser are getting more and more in my town 07:26 < precise> !submit-oprequest 07:26 < Gencade> I think precise needs a timeout 07:26 < precise> nu-uh 07:26 < Gencade> yes isr 07:27 < Gencade> sir* 07:27 < precise> Gencade: fite me in donger 07:27 < Gencade> kk 07:28 < precise> rip 07:28 < Gencade> get fucked lil snake bitch 07:28 < precise> c this shit 07:29 < precise> y Gencade should be bant 07:29 < precise> he's a bigot 07:29 < precise> hates sneks simply because they are sneks 07:29 <@Nostalg14c> yo 07:29 <@Nostalg14c> its like 1:30pm on a friday 07:29 <@Nostalg14c> can we chill 07:29 <@Nostalg14c> on the abuse 07:29 <@Nostalg14c> or daddy's gonna get his belt out. 07:29 < precise> Nostalg14c: Its 1:30am here 07:29 < audia5> so guys how to deal with drugs dealers 07:29 < precise> jus sayin 07:30 < precise> audia5: Well, I generally ask what they got and make a subtle transaction if I like what I hear 07:30 < Gencade> fuck you precise get fucked 07:30 < Gencade> got fucked in #donger 07:30 < precise> por favor 07:31 < precise> Gencade: I think your funny 07:31 < Gencade> s/your/you're 07:31 <+layer-eight> [SED Gencade/precise] Gencade: I think you're funny 07:31 < MillerBoss> Nostalg14c 👉 This is what we do on Fridays 07:32 < MillerBoss> The date & time is currently: Friday, May 4, 2018 at 12:32:02 AM 07:32 < precise> freakout fridays 07:32 < precise> shitpost saturdays 07:32 < MillerBoss> Fucking A 07:32 < precise> everyday is read only friday if you dont work in IT 07:32 < precise> ha 07:32 < voidstar> ok, I'm done dicking with the server that my bouncer lives on 07:32 < precise> heh 07:33 < precise> I told some dude in ##hardware that my IRC bouncer was in a DC and he flipped out 07:33 < precise> "why the fuck would you do that?" 07:33 < precise> "you trust someone else with your bouncer?" 07:33 < precise> "That must be so expensive" 07:33 < precise> Bruh 07:33 < precise> It's like $3 a month 07:33 < precise> I chuckled 07:33 < MillerBoss> Wow, who was that tool? 07:34 < precise> Then set him on ignore because he started going on about how building computers was like playing a musical instrument 07:34 < MillerBoss> Fuck you can get $1 shells 07:34 < MillerBoss> For one process 07:34 < precise> Real Autiest if u catch my drift 07:35 < Gencade> s/can get $1 shells/precise 07:35 <+layer-eight> [SED Gencade/MillerBoss] Fuck you precise 07:35 < precise> lols 07:35 < precise> MillerBoss: You made layer-eight ? 07:35 < voidstar> I was just setting up LACP on my proxmox host. couple reboots 07:35 < voidstar> I'm up for a good while now 07:35 < Jay-Ros> Suuuuuup bitches 07:35 < MillerBoss> I make nothing 07:35 < Jay-Ros> (also hello non-bitches) 07:36 < precise> Well, to whoever maintains layer-eight, any IRC message preceeded with a "." in #r-s, layer-eight will PM you it doesn't understand. 07:36 < MillerBoss> What? 07:36 < precise> .. 07:36 < precise> Gets me a PM 07:36 < MillerBoss> Yeah don't type . 07:36 < precise> 01:36 I am sorry, precise, I am unable to do that. Let me clarify, . is an invalid command 07:37 < MillerBoss> Its the trigger character. 07:37 < precise> MillerBoss: Fix the bot 07:37 < MillerBoss> Fuck off 07:37 < precise> ... 07:37 < precise> heh 07:37 < MillerBoss> :) 07:37 < precise> Srsly tho 07:37 < MillerBoss> I'll change it to ` 07:37 < precise> :) 07:37 < MillerBoss> I am serious. Fuck off 07:37 < precise> no 07:37 < MillerBoss> lol 07:37 < precise> Im here to stay 07:37 < MillerBoss> Well you ca stay and fuck off 07:37 < MillerBoss> can 07:37 < precise> i dont wanna 07:38 < precise> This is a professional Systems Administrators channel. Please keep all conversations Safe For Work. 07:38 < Gencade> fuck you precise 07:38 < Gencade> die in a hole 07:38 < precise> This channel is a professional Systems Administrators channel for professional systems administrator conversations. 07:38 < Gencade> fuck you precise 07:38 < Gencade> die in a hole 07:38 < MillerBoss> .reload 07:38 * layer-eight is feeling so fresh and so clean 07:38 < precise> Please keep this channel professional 07:38 < precise> heh 07:38 < precise> .. 07:38 < precise> MillerBoss: It works 07:38 < precise> :) 07:39 < MillerBoss> `bofh 07:39 <+layer-eight> BOFH Irq dropout 07:39 < MillerBoss> `chuck 07:39 <+layer-eight> Chuck Norris: When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women. 07:39 < Gencade> kill the snakes 07:39 < MillerBoss> Go Chuck 07:39 < precise> Gencade: ur b8 is stale af, get some new material and come back then we'll talk 07:39 < MillerBoss> `hello 07:39 <+layer-eight> Wow good day MillerBoss 07:39 < Gencade> precise, you're as stale as a month old popcorn batch 07:40 < precise> yup 07:40 < precise> Yet I still task good 07:40 < precise> *taste 07:41 < MillerBoss> `gender precise 07:41 <+layer-eight> Gender Guesser → precise → 3987 words sampled → Female: 6234 → Male : 7778 → Diff: 1544 → 55% → Male → (EU?) 07:41 < precise> heh 07:41 < The_Dv8or> sup 07:41 < MillerBoss> `gender voidstar 07:41 <+layer-eight> Gender Guesser → voidstar → 698 words sampled → Female: 969 → Male : 1870 → Diff: 901 → 64% → Male 07:41 < precise> `gender Gencade 07:41 <+layer-eight> You are not a member of the group Administrator. Access denied 07:41 < precise> damnit 07:41 < MillerBoss> `gender Jay-Ros 07:41 <+layer-eight> Gender Guesser → Jay-Ros → 922 words sampled → Female: 1499 → Male : 1930 → Diff: 431 → 56% → Male → (EU?) 07:41 < voidstar> ayy 07:41 < precise> MillerBoss: pls to Gencade 07:42 < MillerBoss> `gender Gencade 07:42 <+layer-eight> Gender Guesser → Gencade → 1750 words sampled → Female: 3830 → Male : 4677 → Diff: 847 → 57% → Male → (EU?) 07:42 < vader-> 'gender vader- 07:42 < The_Dv8or> `gender The_Dv8or 07:42 <+layer-eight> You are not a member of the group Administrator. Access denied 07:42 < MillerBoss> `gender MillerBoss 07:42 <+layer-eight> Gender Guesser → MillerBoss → 4232 words sampled → Female: 6730 → Male : 10420 → Diff: 3690 → 61% → Male 07:42 < vader-> :-) 07:42 < Jay-Ros> 56% male? that's pretty interesting 07:42 < MillerBoss> `gender vader- 07:42 <+layer-eight> Sample size is not big enough. I needed 300 words, I received 113. 07:42 < precise> lol 07:42 < Jay-Ros> Vader... not big enough 07:42 < precise> vader-: talk more 07:42 < MillerBoss> Talk more vader- 07:42 < MillerBoss> `gender The_Dv8or 07:42 <+layer-eight> Gender Guesser → The_Dv8or → 1209 words sampled → Female: 2937 → Male : 3032 → Diff: 95 → 51% → Male → (EU?) 07:42 <@Nostalg14c> `gender Nostalg14c 07:42 <+layer-eight> You are not a member of the group Administrator. Access denied 07:42 <@Nostalg14c> wtf 07:42 <@Nostalg14c> b& 07:42 < MillerBoss> .admin Nostalg14c add 07:42 < precise> hah 07:42 < The_Dv8or> cock, only 51%? 07:42 <@Nostalg14c> `gender Nostalg14c 07:42 <+layer-eight> You are not a member of the group Administrator. Access denied 07:43 < vader-> what bot software is layer-eight running? 07:43 < Jay-Ros> .BOFH 07:43 < MillerBoss> `admin Nostalg14c add 07:43 <@Nostalg14c> `gender Nostalg14c 07:43 <+layer-eight> You are not a member of the group Administrator. Access denied 07:43 < precise> reload? 07:43 <@Nostalg14c> This is why we can't have nice things. 07:43 < MillerBoss> `admin add Nostalg14c 07:43 <@Nostalg14c> dat worked. 07:43 < MillerBoss> Now you are good Nostalg14c 07:43 <@Nostalg14c> `gender Nostalg14c 07:43 <+layer-eight> Gender Guesser → Nostalg14c → 421 words sampled → Female: 419 → Male : 972 → Diff: 553 → 71% → Male 07:43 < Jay-Ros> speaking of nice things... my head office cluster is even worse that it was a couple of days ago 07:43 <@Nostalg14c> Male af mane. 07:43 < precise> Nostalg14c: manly man 07:43 < MillerBoss> Woah. More male than any one 07:43 < Jay-Ros> ...it's completely dead, and I'm taking advantage of the downtime to upgrade my cisco UCS firmware 07:44 < precise> `gender cryptic1 07:44 <@Nostalg14c> Forgive your soul Jay-Ros 07:44 <+layer-eight> You are not a member of the group Administrator. Access denied 07:44 <@Nostalg14c> Why would you bring that upon oyurself. 07:44 < precise> por favor 07:44 < The_Dv8or> good luck JR 07:44 <@Nostalg14c> `gender cryptic1 07:44 < The_Dv8or> UCS can sucketh my asshole 07:44 <+layer-eight> Gender Guesser → Nostalg14c → 436 words sampled → Female: 436 → Male : 972 → Diff: 536 → 70% → Male 07:44 < Jay-Ros> luckily, i've had no hand in its demise, so I'm in the clear 07:44 <@Nostalg14c> Oh it doesn't respond to usernames. Right. 07:44 < xe0n> saiddd i read you but i liiieeedddd 07:44 < precise> I bet JollyRgrs is female af 07:44 < The_Dv8or> boy, Id love a breakdown of what hte bot thinks are my male and female words 07:46 < MillerBoss> The_Dv8or 👉 https://github.com/funsocietyirc/MrNodeBot/blob/abc10128d3650038ab41706356b4f0fb28f44664/scripts/commands/gender.js 07:46 <+layer-eight> * MillerBoss → GitHub → funsocietyirc → MrNodeBot → Your Friendly NodeJs IRC Bot Framework → @ ~ 9 days ago → JavaScript → ✡ 14 → Forks: 3 07:46 < Jay-Ros> The_Dv8or - I'm not expected to put in weekend work, so I'm cruisin' today 07:46 < The_Dv8or> right, but Id like to see my specific list of what was eval’d 07:46 < MillerBoss> The meat is here https://github.com/funsocietyirc/MrNodeBot/blob/abc10128d3650038ab41706356b4f0fb28f44664/scripts/generators/_guessSexInfo.js 07:46 <+layer-eight> * MillerBoss → GitHub → funsocietyirc → MrNodeBot → Your Friendly NodeJs IRC Bot Framework → @ ~ 9 days ago → JavaScript → ✡ 14 → Forks: 3 07:47 < MillerBoss> hackerfactor.com/GenderGuesser.php 07:50 < MillerBoss> `track ^MillerBoss 07:50 <+layer-eight> I have tracked ^MillerBoss down to , , United States (37.751, -97.822) 07:50 < MillerBoss> Well that narrows it down 07:50 < precise> do me 07:50 < The_Dv8or> pretty weak tracker 07:50 < precise> I bet it knows 07:50 < MillerBoss> `track The_Dv8or 07:50 <+layer-eight> I have tracked The_Dv8or down to Denver, Colorado, United States (39.7388, -104.4083) Zip 80238 Metro 751 Time Zone America/Denver 07:50 * The_Dv8or does precise… in the butt! 07:50 < The_Dv8or> much better 07:51 < precise> `track precise 07:51 <+layer-eight> You are not a member of the group Administrator. Access denied 07:51 < precise> nuuu 07:51 < MillerBoss> `track precise 07:51 <+layer-eight> precise seems to be hiding behind some sort of mask... Better luck next time MillerBoss 07:51 < precise> hahahaha 07:52 < precise> It just goes off IP? 07:52 < MillerBoss> I'd say yeah 07:52 < precise> I thought it'd use some contextual analysis like the gender guesser 07:52 < The_Dv8or> no need to if it can use IP and likely be much more accurate 07:52 < The_Dv8or> “it hurts when IP” 07:53 < precise> The_Dv8or: get out 07:53 < precise> lol 07:53 < Gencade> oh I get it 07:53 < Gencade> IP 07:54 < MillerBoss> watson-developer-cloud is built in but I have not given time to look into it 08:00 < vader-> haha Miller it has you in the middle of a lake 08:01 < MillerBoss> Isn't that the middle of the US (48 states)? 08:01 < MillerBoss> https://www.google.com/maps/place/37%C2%B045'03.6%22N+97%C2%B049'19.2%22W/ 08:01 <+layer-eight> * MillerBoss → ⚓ https://www.google.com/maps/place/37%C2%B045%2703.6%22N+97%C2%B049%2719.2%22W/ → Google Maps 08:13 < voidstar> fuck 08:13 < voidstar> allergies 08:14 < MillerBoss> Zyrtec 08:14 < LemWork> that could get uncomfortable voidstar 08:14 < voidstar> MillerBoss, 3rd day on zyrtec 08:14 < voidstar> getting better 08:14 < voidstar> but still 08:15 < MillerBoss> I am in Wisconsin and Zyrtec is what I take but when I went to Florida it didn't do shit but Claritin did 08:16 < voidstar> growing up, I would take claritin and grew a tolerance to it. I switched to zyrtec ~10(?) years ago 08:16 < MillerBoss> Ahh 08:16 < voidstar> might be time to switch back 08:18 < vader-> i don't often take alergy meds 08:18 < vader-> but i have the generic of Zyrtec 08:18 < vader-> Cetirizine 08:18 < voidstar> yeah, that 08:19 < voidstar> I was prescribed zyrtec ages ago, so the name stuck 08:20 < vader-> ya i get it prescribed... It's $3 with insurance... if i buy it name brand over the counter it is like $30 08:21 < voidstar> that's odd. is it a different dosage? 08:22 < vader-> na 08:22 < vader-> insurance just covers most 08:22 < voidstar> that's neat 08:37 < Gencade> im gonna barf 08:47 < voidstar> aim for the bowl 08:50 < Gencade> Hello nightshift 08:50 < Gencade> .origins 08:50 < Gencade> .seen Gencade 08:50 < Gencade> ????? 08:55 <+A-KO> well fuck 08:55 <+A-KO> time to restart the box for this lovely issue 08:55 <+A-KO> lol 08:55 <+A-KO> upgraded to 17661 Insider build 08:55 <+A-KO> and it says my TPM is jacked... 08:55 < Gencade> give me BFA beta A-KO 08:55 * A-KO follows instructions 08:58 < Gencade> give me BFA beta A-KO 08:59 <+A-KO> lol 09:00 < Gencade> give me BFA beta A-KO 09:02 < Gencade> give me BFA beta A-KO please 09:42 < MillerBoss> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxBQLFLei70 09:42 <+layer-eight> * MillerBoss → University of Texas at Austin 2014 Commencement Address - Admiral William H. McRaven - YouTube 09:46 <+ihre> cetirizine works wonders, no more hayfever today \o/ 09:51 <@Nostalg14c> Anyone know why Silverlight is a pre-req for ConfigMgr client. 09:52 <@Nostalg14c> Required to support the Application Catalog website user experience. Starting in Configuration Manager 1802, Silverlight is no longer installed automatically. 09:52 <@Nostalg14c> Ty. 09:52 <@Nostalg14c> men. 09:52 < MillerBoss> Silverlight needs to die thanks 09:53 <@Nostalg14c> here here. 09:58 < MillerBoss> :) 10:15 <@Nostalg14c> On that note. 10:15 <@Nostalg14c> 4:15pm. Friday. Not woorking next week. 10:15 <@Nostalg14c> Peace mofos. 10:40 < Atro> ITS FRIDAY YOU FUCKOS 10:41 < Atro> GET LIT 👌👌👌👌👌 10:44 < MillerBoss> Atro you ready? 10:44 < MillerBoss> And any one else 10:45 < MillerBoss> I will I am gonna ask you all three questions out loud. Your job is to answer them right away with out hesitation. Who is ready? 10:46 < voidstar> you have 1 question left to ask 10:47 < MillerBoss> What’s the largest appliance in your kitchen? 10:48 < meowschwitz> ummm 10:48 < meowschwitz> japanese vacuum coffee syphon 10:48 < MillerBoss> I am serious here :) 10:48 < MillerBoss> What’s the largest appliance in your kitchen? 10:48 < meowschwitz> I AM serious 10:48 < meowschwitz> motherfucker is big 10:48 < voidstar> refrigerator 10:48 < MillerBoss> What’s the standard color of this appliance? 10:49 < voidstar> current year? 10:49 < MillerBoss> Pick one ffs 10:49 < MillerBoss> What’s the standard color of this appliance? 10:49 < meowschwitz> https://coffee-bear.com/products/japanese-style-siphon-coffee-maker-syphon-for-tca-3-percolators-diy-eco-friendly-promotion-direct-selling 10:49 <+layer-eight> * meowschwitz → Japanese Style Siphon Coffee Maker Syphon For Tca-3 Percolators Diy Ec – Coffee Bear 10:49 < voidstar> seems chrome is making a come back 10:49 * MillerBoss sighs 10:50 < MillerBoss> I will try this again later. :P 10:53 < Atro> the fucking fridge 10:53 < MillerBoss> What’s the standard color of this appliance? 10:55 < MillerBoss> This small lesson, I feel, will only work if answers are answered fairly quick 10:57 < meowschwitz> is this one of those school level humours where you collect three values and then say something like "your dick is X1 X2 X3 and youre happy about it" 10:57 < MillerBoss> Nope 10:57 < meowschwitz> I'll take your word for it 10:58 < MillerBoss> I'll wait for plop 11:17 < humpaxx> Hey team 11:18 < humpaxx> I have a quick and possibly time-sensitive question; whats an UC Booster Card? (related to a unify PBX) 11:54 < humpaxx> I called the vendor and apparently its notthing to worry about 13:49 < gavit> I have a HP DL120G6 here, I think the powersupply is defect. I tried replacing it with a normal tower powersupply, but it seems it doesnt boot unless I place the 4-pin ATX processor power connector of the original power supply. Anyone know why that is? 13:53 < gavit> nevermind, it also boots if I dont have the 4 pin in 14:02 < MillerBoss> OK everyone wake the fuck up, ITS FRiDAY!!!!!!! 14:05 < gavit> MillerBoss: okay 14:05 < MillerBoss> Thanks gavit 14:05 < F34RInc> Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs, Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal Seein' everything, the time is goin' 14:07 < F34RInc> It's Friday, Friday Gotta get down on Friday Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend 14:08 < MillerBoss> You go girl 14:09 < gartral> hey all, for AIGFF... a joke! https://www.ebay.com/itm/Raspberry-Pi-3-Model-B-Quad-Core-1-2GHz-64bit-CPU-1GB-RAM-WiFi-Bluetooth-4-1/163031413731?ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT&_trksid=p2057872.m2749.l2649 14:09 <+layer-eight> * gartral → Raspberry Pi 3 Model B Quad Core 1.2GHz 64bit CPU 1GB RAM WiFi & Bluetooth 4.1 | eBay 14:10 < MillerBoss> $9? 14:11 < gartral> MillerBoss: yea, it's likely a scam, but bu skin off my nose.. if it is, I'll get my money back, if not, I just got a hell of a deal 14:12 < gartral> no* 14:13 < F34RInc> gartral, look at the sellers profile picture, I bet hes here right now 14:14 * gartral F34RInc is joking, me thinks 14:21 < MillerBoss> How much are they normally? 14:21 < F34RInc> around 30 14:23 < MillerBoss> The seller only allows buyers to purchase 1 item every 10 days. 14:24 < gartral> MillerBoss: where do you ee that? 14:25 < MillerBoss> When I tried to order 3 14:26 < gartral> ahh, huh 14:26 < Bru-> morn 14:27 < F34RInc> Bru-, Morning 14:28 < Bru-> whattup 14:28 < Bru-> its friday 14:33 < L3gacy> that feeling when your server room ambient is 28c... 14:33 < L3gacy> Not sure if fans are trying to cool, or I now have hover servers 14:34 < _KaszpiR_> L3gacy that feeling when your server room ambient is 50C and when you touch the door know it is hot 14:34 < _KaszpiR_> had that once 14:34 < Bru-> haha 14:35 < Casteil> o_O 14:35 < L3gacy> _KaszpiR_, privet 14:35 < Casteil> your server room reached 50c ambient and your equipment didn't emergency shutdown? 14:35 < _KaszpiR_> server room was something 2x2x3m with about 20 servers and the air conditioner died 14:35 < L3gacy> Casteil, I'm thinking his servers just switched to "BBQ GRILL" mode 14:36 < _KaszpiR_> they were running fine 14:36 < L3gacy> no they werent 14:36 * L3gacy fries bacon 14:36 < _KaszpiR_> nothing died. 14:36 < Casteil> https://i.imgur.com/c4jt321.png 14:36 <+layer-eight> * Casteil → IMAGE/PNG Document, 317,624 bytes 14:36 < _KaszpiR_> which was 'whoa impossible!' 14:36 < Jekotia> Anyone experienced with apache2 config? THis confuses the shit out of me. Using this VirtualHost config, going to newt.org.com redirects the browser URL to 0.0.0.0. Trying to reverse proxy to a docker container, which worked with that config on another apache2 server https://pastebin.com/wEgGfS8w 14:36 <+layer-eight> * Jekotia → ProxyPass "/" "http://0.0.0.0:1080/" Serv - Pastebin.com 14:37 < Trapdoor> Jekotia, I ran into an issue where I was changing the wrong config file on apache 14:37 < _KaszpiR_> yet the fans, the FANS, THE FAAANSS MY EARS 14:38 < Trapdoor> Some default configs load sites-enabled\*.conf and some load sites-enabled\*... i.e the config file may need to end in .conf? 14:38 <@Code_Man65> You may rejoice, for Friday has arrive and so have I 14:38 * L3gacy crucifies the reason to rejoice 14:38 < L3gacy> oops 14:39 * L3gacy passes out tacos in compensation 14:39 < Jekotia> Trapdoor: Doesn't looke like that's the case. All sites are defined in the main httpd.conf. Also, without that added virtualhost newt just throws up an error 14:40 <+CheckYourSix> Not sure who I'm more pissed at right now. L1 techs for their incompetence or AT&T fiber for being beyond fucking useless when I try to get information. 14:40 < L3gacy> AT&T is about as useful as truth or dare with Trump 14:41 < Jekotia> s/truth or dare/lies and dares 14:41 <+layer-eight> [SED Jekotia/L3gacy] AT&T is about as useful as lies and dares with Trump 14:41 <+CheckYourSix> We use them for fiber service. Verizon handles last mile. I need to know some details. They sent the ticket to Verizon and Verizon closed it saying it's not a maintenance issue. No fucking shit. I put it in as an informational ticket you incompetent fuck 14:42 <+CheckYourSix> s/Trump/any politician 14:42 <+layer-eight> [SED CheckYourSix/L3gacy] AT&T is about as useful as truth or dare with any politician 14:42 <@Code_Man65> CheckYourSix: Get in touch with the AT&T construction department 14:42 < L3gacy> I got pfSense installed! 14:43 < L3gacy> was being serious. I need it for OpenVPN in TAP mode 14:43 <@Code_Man65> I'm running all ubiquiti stuff at home now 14:43 <@Code_Man65> Need to work on my USG rules 14:43 <+CheckYourSix> It would likely be Verizon construction 14:44 <+CheckYourSix> Since they do last mile 14:44 <+CheckYourSix> I don't have contacts or anything though 14:44 <+CheckYourSix> Do you? 14:44 <@Code_Man65> I have the e-mail for the root at&t construction desk 14:45 < MillerBoss> Paste now so we can ALL call it 14:45 <@Code_Man65> Umm, no 14:45 < Jekotia> MillerBoss: How does one call an e-mail? 14:45 < MillerBoss> I read phone number but why say you have it though if you want share? 14:46 <@Code_Man65> I did share it with the person who needed it 14:46 < tsarbomba> MillerBoss: back to work 14:46 < MillerBoss> #fakenews 14:46 < Wannabejrsysadm> GUYS 14:46 < Wannabejrsysadm> I need you 14:46 < MillerBoss> #nbcnews let me retract that 14:46 < tsarbomba> please zip yr zipper back u 14:46 < MillerBoss> up 14:46 < Jekotia> MillerBoss: I think you need another drink or two, you clearly don't have all of your wits right now 14:46 < Wannabejrsysadm> Restored VM lost trust and the retard that set up this VM didn't document the local ADMIN 14:46 < Wannabejrsysadm> Somoane knows a "pcunlocker iso tool" ? :p 14:46 < Wannabejrsysadm> to reset the local admin ? 14:47 <@Code_Man65> Wannabejrsysadm: Linux Rescue disk, null the password for the LA 14:47 < Wannabejrsysadm> where do I download that ISO ? 14:47 <@Code_Man65> Google it 14:47 < Wannabejrsysadm> hmh 14:47 < MillerBoss> I never all have the wits but thanks for generously pointing that out. Jekotia 14:48 < Wannabejrsysadm> Code_Man65 all so dodgy websites :( 14:48 < MillerBoss> Wannabejrsysadm 👉 Don't listen to him for help 14:48 <@Code_Man65> So what you are saying MillerBoss is that you are always at wits end 14:48 < MillerBoss> Is this a Windows VM? 14:48 < Wannabejrsysadm> yes 14:48 < tsarbomba> can a wit with no beginning have an end? 14:48 < MillerBoss> Easy use the Windows ISO 14:48 < Jekotia> MillerBoss: No, this is IRC 14:48 < MillerBoss> Boot up into it 14:48 <@Code_Man65> http://www.system-rescue-cd.org/ 14:48 <+layer-eight> * Code_Man65 → SystemRescueCd - System Rescue Cd Homepage 14:48 < Wannabejrsysadm> it needs to be the specific OS ISO I guess :p 14:49 <@Code_Man65> No, it doesn't 14:49 < MillerBoss> Then https://www.howtogeek.com/96630/how-to-reset-your-forgotten-windows-password-the-easy-way/ Wannabejrsysadm 14:49 <+layer-eight> * MillerBoss → How to Reset Your Forgotten Windows Password the Easy Way 14:49 < MillerBoss> Wannabejrsysadm 👉 Not at all 14:49 < Wannabejrsysadm> so i can use any windows server iso ? :p 14:49 < Wannabejrsysadm> aight 14:49 < MillerBoss> Yes 14:49 < MillerBoss> I promise. 14:49 < tsarbomba> inb4 formatted system drive 14:49 < MillerBoss> 2003 ISO would even work 14:50 < MillerBoss> Well I guess not if UEFI is present 14:51 < Wannabejrsysadm> its a 2008 server 14:51 <@Code_Man65> All of our new vmware templates UEFI boot 14:51 < Wannabejrsysadm> and i have a 2008 ISO laying around 14:51 < corn266> MillerBoss: can we get layer-eight to direct insults such as .sjw 14:51 < Wannabejrsysadm> do i boot instantly to the 2008 ISO or use the "reset password" thingie on the VM ? 14:51 < MillerBoss> Wannabejrsysadm 👉 Huh? Now you are making this complicated 14:52 < Wannabejrsysadm> i'l show you :p 14:52 < MillerBoss> What does it do currently corn266? 14:52 < Wannabejrsysadm> if I boot into the VM that i can't login to 14:52 <+CheckYourSix> My solution to dealing with the help desk is to press escalate every time they respond until the response is that it's fixed. 14:52 < Wannabejrsysadm> you have the option to "reset password" 14:52 < MillerBoss> By the way .command has been changed to `command 14:52 < Wannabejrsysadm> would that also work ? 14:52 < MillerBoss> I have no idea where you are seeing that Wannabejrsysadm. 14:52 < corn266> .sjw MillerBoss 14:52 < MillerBoss> corn266 👉 07:52:16 AM MillerBoss By the way .command has been changed to `command 14:53 < MillerBoss> :) 14:53 < corn266> sjw MillerBoss 14:53 < corn266> oof 14:53 < MillerBoss> :( 14:53 < corn266> `sjw MillerBoss 14:53 <+layer-eight> corn266, you're a chauvinistic, sexist, transphobic, Conservative! 14:53 <+CheckYourSix> I don't have time for nonsense. We lost communication with the security gate intercom yesterday morning and it's still not fixed. It all has to do with Lync. That piece of shit system that always has problems. 14:53 < MillerBoss> WOW 14:53 < Wannabejrsysadm> MillerBoss https://www.screencast.com/t/yhHlsM4Bw 14:54 <+CheckYourSix> 22 hours old and nobody has looked at it. I bitched to no end yesterday and told them to put it in as a Tier 1 outage 14:54 <+CheckYourSix> Still they do nothing 14:54 < MillerBoss> Wannabejrsysadm 👉 How is that gonna work? Did you try? Try and if you can not provide the requested info then follow the link I shared. You could have had this done by now :P 14:54 < Wannabejrsysadm> MillerBoss didn't work ,asks for a floppy disk xD 14:54 < corn266> What you mean by Lync is actually Skype for Business 14:55 <+CheckYourSix> Same shit. Problematic more than anything 14:55 < MillerBoss> Duh 14:55 < MillerBoss> layer-eight 👉 is a fucking stalker. I know what I type here but some of it is over blown though or exaggerative 14:56 <+CheckYourSix> Mostly the polycom phones trying to integrate with it I should say. But no, even mission critical stuff needs to be on this Skype for business bullshit system 14:56 < MillerBoss> `sjw tsarbomba 14:56 <+layer-eight> MillerBoss, you're a racist, fat-shaming, greedy, WASP! 14:56 < MillerBoss> HA HA 14:56 < tsarbomba> lolololol 14:56 < MillerBoss> How did layer-eight see your image from last night? 14:56 < MillerBoss> The golfers 14:56 < MillerBoss> Wow 14:56 < MillerBoss> AI 14:57 < tsarbomba> (skynet) 14:57 < MillerBoss> Totally 14:57 < MillerBoss> Do you have any idea how it came up with https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_Anglo-Saxon_Protestant ? 14:57 <+layer-eight> * MillerBoss → White Anglo-Saxon Protestant - Wikipedia 14:58 < corn266> The WASP in my office got starved to death trapped between the window and the insect screen 14:59 < MillerBoss> >The term is also used in Australia, New Zealand and Canada for similar elites. 14:59 < MillerBoss> Interesting 14:59 < tsarbomba> i don't think it was a huge stretch to parse your chat and determine that you're probably a WASP 14:59 < tsarbomba> i did it in the first 10 seconds you showed up 15:00 < corn266> Can an admin tell me my gender? I'm confused 15:00 < tsarbomba> they/them 15:00 < tsarbomba> WHAT'S YOUR PRONOUN, IRC 15:00 < MillerBoss> `gender corn266 15:00 <+layer-eight> Gender Guesser → corn266 → 1593 words sampled → Female: 2923 → Male : 3584 → Diff: 661 → 54% → Male → (EU?) 15:00 < Wannabejrsysadm> MillerBoss it ain't working 15:01 < Wannabejrsysadm> MillerBoss can't even do this : "copy c:\windows\system32\sethc.exe c:\" 15:01 < MillerBoss> OK, user, Wannabejrsysadm, what is not working? 15:01 < corn266> My preferred pronouns are him/he/his 15:01 < corn266> It seams he can't into copy 15:01 < Wannabejrsysadm> the system cannot find the path specified MillerBoss 15:02 < MillerBoss> OK one sec 15:02 < tsarbomba> tfw the devs have to email you to ask "what's drupal?" 15:02 < Wannabejrsysadm> https://www.screencast.com/t/7VZDOiwe MillerBoss 15:02 < MillerBoss> Yeah get into your local drive 15:02 < MillerBoss> Its not C 15:02 < MillerBoss> Type D: 15:02 < MillerBoss> Or E: 15:03 < MillerBoss> Trial and error then dir to double check 15:03 < tsarbomba> keep going 15:03 < MillerBoss> F: 15:03 < MillerBoss> G: 15:03 < MillerBoss> H: 15:03 < MillerBoss> I: 15:03 < MillerBoss> J: 15:03 < MillerBoss> K: 15:03 < MillerBoss> lmnop 15:03 < corn266> Don't check M: that's where I keep my porn 15:03 < tsarbomba> is this windows? isn't the system drive mounted as Z: in winPE 15:03 < rhqq> wth, gender guesser? :P 15:03 < corn266> `gender rhqq 15:03 <+layer-eight> You are not a member of the group Administrator. Access denied 15:03 < corn266> aw 15:03 < rhqq> xD 15:03 < MillerBoss> Nah 15:04 < tsarbomba> layer-eight only recognizes two genders: administrator and not-administrator 15:04 < corn266> What a smart bot 15:04 < MillerBoss> That saw is pretty nifty 15:04 < Wannabejrsysadm> aight MillerBoss i gues it was E: 15:04 < MillerBoss> sjw 15:04 < MillerBoss> Great 15:05 < corn266> MillerBoss: commands have been changed from .command to `command 15:05 < corn266> What's the project for layer-eight? 15:05 < corn266> `help 15:06 <+layer-eight> corn266 I have messaged you my instructions. Be gentle. 15:06 < MillerBoss> I think its random https://github.com/funsocietyirc/MrNodeBot/blob/abc10128d3650038ab41706356b4f0fb28f44664/scripts/commands/sjw.js 15:06 <+layer-eight> * MillerBoss → GitHub → funsocietyirc → MrNodeBot → Your Friendly NodeJs IRC Bot Framework → @ ~ 9 days ago → JavaScript → ✡ 14 → Forks: 3 15:06 < MillerBoss> http://sjwinsult.com/ 15:06 <+layer-eight> * MillerBoss → SJW insult 15:06 < MillerBoss> Damn it. I was hoping it was real 15:06 < tsarbomba> https://t.co/Ydjp9szGBc 15:07 < corn266> oof javascript hurts 15:07 < tsarbomba> god-tier shit talkers 15:07 < tsarbomba> the bit about doing arms at the gym is classic 15:07 < Wannabejrsysadm> LOL 15:08 < Wannabejrsysadm> MillerBoss can't believe that worked 15:08 < Wannabejrsysadm> nice 15:08 < MillerBoss> Believe it Wannabejrsysadm 15:08 < Wannabejrsysadm> i'l document it for next time :) ty for the help 15:08 < MillerBoss> You bet. 15:08 < MillerBoss> Just remember to undo what you did 15:08 < MillerBoss> To the machine 15:09 < Wannabejrsysadm> what you mean undo what I did ? MillerBoss ? 15:09 < MillerBoss> >Of course, you’ll probably want to put the original sethc.exe file back, which you can do by rebooting into the installation CD, opening the command prompt, and copying the c:\sethc.exe file back to c:\windows\system32\sethc.exe. 15:09 < tsarbomba> seethc.exe 15:10 < Wannabejrsysadm> oh ye 15:10 < MillerBoss> :P 15:10 < corn266> seeethc.exe 15:10 < MillerBoss> This chic is totally troll'n (twitter video) 15:11 < MillerBoss> I'll just keep it 15:11 < corn266> `darkarmy 15:11 < technonerd> May the Schwartz be with you 15:11 < corn266> `dark-channels 15:12 < abakedapplepie> .....node.js bot framework 15:12 < abakedapplepie> what the fucking fucking what what 15:12 < abakedapplepie> why 15:12 < tsarbomba> https://twitter.com/shockproofbeats/status/992006545473966082 15:12 < MillerBoss> Here is the list https://github.com/funsocietyirc/MrNodeBot/blob/abc10128d3650038ab41706356b4f0fb28f44664/scripts/generators/_sjwInsultLine.js 15:12 <+layer-eight> * MillerBoss → GitHub → funsocietyirc → MrNodeBot → Your Friendly NodeJs IRC Bot Framework → @ ~ 9 days ago → JavaScript → ✡ 14 → Forks: 3 15:13 < corn266> MillerBoss: why won't layer-eight let me into hackerzz channels 15:13 < MillerBoss> That is a feature for #fsociety 15:14 < MillerBoss> The creator of the bot is in that channel. So you can understand the theme 15:14 < corn266> No ice 15:14 < MillerBoss> Ice? Its in the freezer 15:14 < MillerBoss> Close the ice box when you are done though 15:14 < abakedapplepie> i just. 15:14 < abakedapplepie> why node.js 15:14 < abakedapplepie> why 15:15 < Giant81> this might be a shot in the dark, but I'm analyzing a packet cap for a computer that is booting horribly slow (all computers at this remote office are taking 10-30min to boot into windows even new PCs) so it's obviously timing out trying to get somewhere 15:15 < giant_it_burrit> do you have roaming profiles 15:15 < mruszczyk> Is the hp website broken or does this printer legitimately not have any drivers outside of the universal print driver? https://support.hp.com/us-en/drivers/selfservice/hp-officejet-pro-8710-all-in-one-printer-series/7902014 15:15 <+layer-eight> * mruszczyk → HP Software and Driver Downloads for HP Printers, Laptops, Desktops and More | HP® Customer Support 15:15 < Giant81> when I compare the packet cap with another site that works fine, I see a bunch of port 80 requests going to various domain controllers throughout the organization and timing out 15:15 < MillerBoss> For the hell of it remove the network cable and try to log in if no roaming profiles or the like, Giant81 15:15 < Giant81> anyone ever seen a system trying to hit port 80 at boot up? 15:16 < Giant81> login is fine, boot up is painful 15:16 < MillerBoss> After many reboots though? 15:16 < abakedapplepie> mruszczyk: http://ftp.hp.com/pub/softlib/software13/printers/OJ8710/OJ8710_Basicx64_40.12.1161.exe 15:16 < MillerBoss> Meaning is this issue after many reboots have been done 15:16 <+layer-eight> * abakedapplepie → APPLICATION/OCTET-STREAM Document, 69,602,224 bytes 15:16 < Giant81> it feels like it's resolving "organization.com" and then hitting port 80 down the list of IP's it gets 15:16 < corn266> mruszczyk: HP drivers make birds forcibly vomit 15:16 < Giant81> MillerBoss: no, ever boot 15:16 < mruszczyk> abakedapplepie You the best, was I doing something wrong over here? 15:17 < abakedapplepie> no idea 15:17 < Giant81> it's something in the boot process, just no idea what 15:17 < abakedapplepie> mruszczyk: hp typically removes the drivers on their printers after they go to EOL and rolls them into universal 15:17 < MillerBoss> Try a safe move boot maybe? What OS? 15:17 < Giant81> s/ever/every/ 15:17 < abakedapplepie> butin this case it was there 15:17 <+layer-eight> [SED Giant81] MillerBoss: no, every boot 15:17 < tsarbomba> desgraciado 15:17 < Giant81> win 7 15:17 < MillerBoss> s/move/mode 15:17 <+layer-eight> [SED MillerBoss] Try a safe mode boot maybe? What OS? 15:18 < Giant81> I also want to dig into the boot analysis that 7 has built in 15:18 < MillerBoss> Its hard to believe it is every machine though 15:18 < Giant81> every machine 15:18 < MillerBoss> How many 15:18 <@cryptic1> s/every/no 15:18 <+layer-eight> [SED cryptic1/Giant81] no machine 15:18 < Giant81> and, if I take a brand new box with a fresh image that boots quickly at once office, and take it there, plug it in, it immediately suffers from that symptom 15:18 <@cryptic1> s/how/show 15:18 < Giant81> maybe 10 15:18 <@cryptic1> s/How/show 15:18 <+layer-eight> [SED cryptic1/MillerBoss] show many 15:19 < MillerBoss> Try with no network cable once? 15:19 <@cryptic1> s/maybe/hungry 15:19 <+layer-eight> [SED cryptic1/Giant81] hungry 10 15:19 < MillerBoss> I am just thinking process of elimination 15:19 < Giant81> I feel like it has to be a GPO problem or something 15:19 < tsarbomba> drop it off the domain, reboot 15:20 < MillerBoss> Well if you think so you would be able to see that if no network cable right? And try what tsarbomba said too :) 15:20 < alazare619> come the fuck on 15:20 < alazare619> can this week just end already 15:20 < MillerBoss> s/domain/cliff 15:20 <+layer-eight> [SED MillerBoss/Giant81] when I compare the packet cap with another site that works fine, I see a bunch of port 80 requests going to various cliff controllers throughout the organization and timing out 15:20 < MillerBoss> Woah 15:20 < Giant81> I'll pass that on to the desktop guys 15:20 < Nightcinder> man i need more basketball 15:20 < alazare619> an entire department proceeded with an update without even notifiying IT at all 15:20 < Nightcinder> alazare619: lol our maintenance department changed their ticketing system and only told us the day before they needed 13 ipads 15:20 < MillerBoss> It wanted the comma? 15:20 < giant_it_burrit> wut 15:20 < vinrock> wut 15:20 < alazare619> my audi snapped a drive shaft last night 15:21 < vinrock> stop beasting it 15:21 < alazare619> suv fouled a coil pack so badly it wouldnt even idle right... 15:21 < vinrock> geez 15:21 < vinrock> well at least it didnt fire a spark plug into orbit 15:22 <@cryptic1> s/beasting/beating 15:22 <+layer-eight> [SED cryptic1/vinrock] stop beating it 15:22 < alazare619> limited it 12 miles into town to get the part took the intake manifold off to get the coil pack installed in the autozone parking lot still wasnt running right apparently a vacuum line ruptured get that repolaced drive suv home get town chain go tow car to home by myself over 20 miles 15:23 < MillerBoss> I have three question I am gonna ask you all. Your job is to answer them right away with out hesitation. Who is ready? 15:23 < alazare619> using a 2x4 to keep the stearing wheel centered in the audi 15:23 < alazare619> like FUCK this week 15:23 < MillerBoss> What’s the largest appliance in your kitchen? 15:23 <@cryptic1> alazare619, sounds like a great car 15:23 < alazare619> vinrock: the audi was just cruising at 35mph 15:23 < alazare619> then BAM 15:23 < Giant81> MillerBoss: fridge 15:23 < alazare619> no premature sounds or anything 15:23 < MillerBoss> What’s the standard color of this appliance? 15:24 < abakedapplepie> mint green 15:24 < Giant81> MillerBoss: stainless 15:24 < MillerBoss> What do cows drink? 15:24 <@cryptic1> copper 15:24 < abakedapplepie> blood 15:24 < Giant81> MillerBoss: water 15:24 <@cryptic1> grass 15:24 < alazare619> black 15:24 < abakedapplepie> ass 15:24 < alazare619> like my heart right now 15:24 <+TuxedoJack> No one gives a shit. 15:24 <@cryptic1> TuxedoJack, thank you 15:24 < MillerBoss> OK thats all. You are all on your toes 15:24 < Giant81> but cows do drink milk 15:24 < abakedapplepie> alazare619 uhh 15:24 < Giant81> when they're calves 15:24 <+TuxedoJack> Because until they're veal, steak, or other assorted beef products, they're uninteresting gassy creatures 15:25 < MillerBoss> I'll find the video 15:25 < abakedapplepie> how did you tow a car by yourself with a chain 15:25 <@cryptic1> abakedapplepie, his bare hands 15:25 <@cryptic1> he pulled it 15:25 < Giant81> chain on it, put in neutral, drag home 15:25 < abakedapplepie> lol 15:25 < abakedapplepie> Giant81 theres the whole, stopping requires brakes 15:25 < tsarbomba> the world's most convoluted humblebrag? 15:25 < abakedapplepie> and hes not using a tow bar 15:25 < gavit> how do I know why an email doesnt arrive. if I traceroute it from the ip from the mailserver it doesnt seem to resolve the route, but from my home ip the traceroute works fine. I'm however able to ping and telnet to port 25 of the destination from the mailserver 15:25 < Giant81> abakedapplepie: that's what bumpers are for 15:25 < abakedapplepie> so ... every time you stop, your audi rear ends you 15:25 < abakedapplepie> lol 15:25 < tsarbomba> he got out of the car and threatened it. it drove itself home. 15:26 < Giant81> I mean shit, they're actually called.... bumpers 15:26 < alazare619> abakedapplepie: slow...it was 20 miles...on old country highway i backed up the suv hooked the chain up straightend the audi wheel pulled the ebrake slightly, wedged a 2x4 under the steering wheel to keep the steering wheel centered and moved at about 5mph 15:26 < MillerBoss> Regarding the 3 questions https://youtu.be/A7p4ar2oBac?t=517 15:26 <+layer-eight> * MillerBoss → ⚓ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7p4ar2oBac&feature=youtu.be&t=517 → Rick Lewis Keynotes at the Venetian Hotel in Las Vegas at 1800Flowers.com Franchise Conference - YouTube 15:26 < abakedapplepie> so it took you 4 hours to get home 15:26 < alazare619> about 3 15:26 < abakedapplepie> and you burned up your brakes 15:26 < tsarbomba> no AAA in the heartland? 15:26 < alazare619> some areas i was able to go a little faster like when i got to a very big hill 15:27 < abakedapplepie> and got splinters in your dashboard 15:27 < tsarbomba> and grease on his lips, abakedapplepie 15:27 < abakedapplepie> oh that too 15:27 < GreyKite> yall weird 15:27 < alazare619> the hill i didnt need the ebrake for instead let gravity assist and put the ebrake down just used the ebrake for down hill areas really 15:28 < alazare619> needless to say last night sucked 15:28 < alazare619> i got home around 2am 15:28 < abakedapplepie> man i used my buddies jeep to pull my suv out of a snow bank once 15:28 < tsarbomba> is it friday yet 15:28 < abakedapplepie> even tho i was driving, he put the parking brake on when i got out 15:28 < abakedapplepie> i thought the resistance was me pulling on my SUV 15:28 < abakedapplepie> ended up burning his pads 15:29 < abakedapplepie> lol 15:29 < alazare619> lmao 15:29 < abakedapplepie> but fuckin 15:29 < abakedapplepie> dont do that shit man 15:29 < abakedapplepie> i didnt know it was on 15:29 < abakedapplepie> you didnt tell me 15:29 < abakedapplepie> thats ok tho i got revenge 15:29 < abakedapplepie> when i finally got it free, it coasted into his rear end 15:30 < abakedapplepie> put a tiny ding below his brake light 15:32 < GreyKite> abakedapplepie: this was one of my pet peeves working at a mechanics shop 15:33 < GreyKite> but the opposite, people not putting the parking brake on 15:33 < alazare619> abakedapplepie: honestly me burning up my brakes in the audi were the least of my concerns 15:33 < alazare619> where the drive shaft broke i had no way of getting the broken parts out 15:34 < alazare619> cop called me not even 30 minutes after it happend telling me he was going to impound it... 15:34 < alazare619> like for real man fuck give me a break 15:35 < alazare619> tired as hell after walking swapping the coil pakc which required pulling off the intake in the suv etc 15:36 < alazare619> and this dick ass cop on this stretch of highway thats in a town just sat there across the way watching as i'm trying to get this all situated by myself iwth cars going by me couldnt even fucking help 15:36 < vinrock> how is helping a stranded motorist going to generate revenue for the town?? 15:36 < alazare619> all i had was my torch on my phone like an extra set of hands or a mag flash light or someone to atleast keep the cars from getting so close to me (battery already died by that point) 15:36 < vinrock> he's just doing his job, man 15:37 < vinrock> damn im still waking up 15:37 < vinrock> i got all excited reading that thought you had some sorta fancy phone torch to fix shit with 15:37 < vinrock> or dab 15:38 * tsarbomba stare 15:38 < vinrock> yeah im still only half here 15:38 < vinrock> and i took a poke off the dugout 15:38 < vinrock> whynot its friday 15:39 < br14> 8:30am.. can I go home now? 15:39 < tsarbomba> you've gotta get at least 16 hours of work in before midnight 15:39 < tsarbomba> then you can go home 15:39 < syere> morning all. Happy Friday 15:41 < SynMonger> always a fun morning when you get to go up in the attic to terminate cables 15:41 < MillerBoss> Bring a beer with ya 15:41 < MillerBoss> You should have some cold ones int he tank of the toilet for when you need. 15:42 < MillerBoss> ;) 15:42 < SynMonger> being a state employee my first thought is usually "will this bad decision end up on the evening news under 'your tax dollars at work'?" 15:42 < felda> cryptic1 likes to listen to lil pump and 6ix9ine 15:43 < khelpw> How does that second one even pronounced? 15:43 < Blinky_> Afternoon all, wondering if I could pick your brains on pfsense and ipsec tunnels. I have a tunnel setup and connected between two locations. I can ping from my local machine to the remote netweok but only to the firewall on the other end, anything past the firewall is unreachable. I have a rule 15:43 < Blinky_> on both firewalls to allow the remote network to anywhere as per this webpage - https://www.ceos3c.com/pfsense/pfsense-site-to-site-vpn/ any ideas what I am doing wrong? 15:43 <+layer-eight> * Blinky_ → How to create a site to site VPN tunnel with pfSense (pfSense 2.4.3!) - Ceos3c 15:43 <+TuxedoJack> Wooo, storms in DFW and ATX 15:43 <+TuxedoJack> Unscheduled UPS tests! 15:44 < MillerBoss> Blinky_ 👉 Meet felda. 15:44 < MillerBoss> felda 👉 meet Blinky_ 15:44 < felda> let me gander at the guide 15:44 < felda> I personally don't do IPSEC tunnels 15:44 <+TuxedoJack> Set ALLOW rules on the firewalls to allow ANY traffic from IPSEC to LAN 15:44 <+TuxedoJack> Done 15:44 < Blinky_> This is my first time. 15:44 < felda> Blinky_ when you try to ping other remote IPs what does it come back as? 15:44 < felda> Time out or refused? 15:45 <+TuxedoJack> ... And a REAL stupid question, you've got them on different subnets, right? 15:45 < Blinky_> Timed out 15:45 < MillerBoss> Thats not a stupid question 15:45 < felda> Blinky_ can you get into the remote pfsense firewall logs? 15:45 < Blinky_> yeah local is 192.168.1.0/24 and remote is 192.168.0.0/24 15:45 < Blinky_> I have access to both if needed 15:46 < felda> If you can do a ping and then immediately check the logs to see what happened to it 15:46 < felda> if you see nothing then you know either logging isn't turned on for your firewall rules or it isn't even reaching that far 15:47 < felda> you could also try a trace route and see where it goes 15:47 < MillerBoss> Or what I do sometimes stuck like this Blinky_ is start over. :) 15:47 < vinrock> just watch the fw traffic for the denies 15:48 < vinrock> see an unhandled internal packet, fix day ish 15:48 < vinrock> -y/+t 15:48 < Blinky_> this is the last 50 lines of the log straight after the ping - https://paste.linux.community/view/910ca709 15:48 <+layer-eight> * Blinky_ → Untitled - Linux.Community 15:48 < Blinky_> I can ping 192.168.0.1 which is the ip of the remote firewall 15:49 < felda> so it sounds like the firewall rules on the remote firewall aren't letting it in 15:50 < MillerBoss> I am pretty sure by just setting up a site to site vpn on pfsense you still must explicitly allow traffic to the other end 15:50 < felda> right 15:50 < vinrock> unless its a fancy firewall with some sorta ipsec vpn wizard thats how you always do it 15:50 < MillerBoss> Sonicwall does that shit 15:50 < felda> Blinky_ what's the remote IP you're trying to ping? 15:51 < MillerBoss> Even if you are not using the wizard 15:51 < vinrock> fancy shmancy 15:51 < felda> is that remote IP outside of the remote IPSEC LAN? 15:51 < Blinky_> My firewall ipsec rule for the remote server is "Source": 192.168.1.0/24, "Destination": any, "Protocol": any, "Interface": ipsec 15:51 < MillerBoss> Yeah I don't like it though vinrock 15:52 < vinrock> blinky do you have a reverse policy 15:52 < Blinky_> felda, sorry I don't understand 15:52 < vinrock> you need to allow traffic ingress and egress 15:52 < Blinky_> I have the same ipsec rule on my local firewall 15:52 < vinrock> no i mean on both firewalls 15:52 < vinrock> you need to have in and out policies 15:52 < Blinky_> but with the 192.168.0.0/24 network as the source 15:52 < vinrock> not just a single inbound policy 15:52 < Blinky_> ah 15:53 < tsarbomba> as far as i'm aware you need to allow the traffic on the physical interface where the net in question is connected 15:53 < felda> so lets say the remote IPSEC VPN points to the 192.168.1.0/24 subnet. If you were trying to ping 192.168.2.0/24 on the remote firewall you would need a rule to allow that traffic and possibly a route too. 15:53 < vinrock> im pretty sure i just figured out what his problem was 15:53 < SynMonger> I was about to say... I don't use pfsense but on my firewall I need 2 rules on both sides of the tunnel 15:53 < felda> that's like if you have multiple subnets on the remote system that you need to be able to route to you need rules for those subnets as well 15:54 <+TuxedoJack> Dingdingding 15:55 <+TuxedoJack> Allow all traffic both ways 15:55 < felda> ooof my netsec bones at hearing that 15:56 * SynMonger passes the calcium tablets 15:56 <+TuxedoJack> Oh, FFS, you can do granular rules to block the individual types of shit 15:56 < felda> I don't have any Allow Any to All rules on my pfsense 15:56 < ekaj> Anyone know of a way in Powershell to keep a computer from locking after 15 minutes or so of inactivity which is configured via GPO? Specifically trying to not use GPOs 15:57 < vinrock> yeah felda thats a lil messy heh 15:57 < vinrock> he can trim it down ocne he establishes communication 15:57 < felda> well I mean I have "Allow NET1 to NET2" and all that 15:57 < felda> just not the weird default ALLOW LAN TO ALL INCLUDING UR MOTHERS BUM 15:58 < felda> this is what my domain vlan rules look like https://i.imgur.com/zrenDFa.png 15:58 <+layer-eight> * felda → IMAGE/PNG Document, 49,113 bytes 15:58 < Blinky_> so is this allow rule to be placed onto the ipsec rule or the lan rule? 15:59 < jaelae> for may the 4th im putting on the best star wars episode ever 15:59 < vinrock> blinky_ make an exact reverse policy to the one you already have in place 15:59 < vinrock> site1 -> site2, site2 -> site1 15:59 < vinrock> on both firewalls 15:59 < felda> in the guide it says you need to place it in the IPSEC interface 16:00 < felda> 1 on the local pfsense and 1 on the remote pfsense 16:00 < vinrock> good thing code_man isnt here to see all this 16:00 < vinrock> oh crap he is 16:00 < vinrock> rip felda 16:00 < tsarbomba> felda, allow to is what he needs 16:00 < tsarbomba> why are you handwaving over this 16:01 < felda> don't confuse the lad 16:01 * tsarbomba screams and runs into a wall 16:03 < felda> local pfsense need "allow remote lan" and the remote pfsense needs "allow local lan" rule. both of those go on the IPSEC interface of their respective system 16:03 * tsarbomba deletes irc 16:03 < felda> also is the IPsec overview tab showing the tunnels as connected? 16:03 < ekaj> Code_Man65: 16:04 <@Code_Man65> ? 16:04 < vinrock> it must be if he can ping the remote gateway 16:04 < Blinky_> This is the local ipsec firewall rule - https://imgur.com/a/dIVTMlk 16:04 <+layer-eight> * Blinky_ → IMGUR Album → a few seconds ago → 1 Image → ⚘ 0 16:04 < vinrock> lawl 16:04 < ekaj> I meant to type a question with that.. would you happen to know a way in PS to prevent an inactivity logout timer from kicking in? 16:04 < Blinky_> felda ipsec connection showing up 16:04 < dbcc> anyone seen an instance where dell suu says its running even though there isnt any instances of it running? 16:05 <@Code_Man65> Not off the top of my head ekaj, outside of a loop that constantly runs that you'd have to end to actually do anything 16:05 < felda> Blinky_ what do your LAN rules look like? 16:06 < vinrock> ekaj: @ECHO OFF set IPADDRESS=x.x.x.x set INTERVAL=60 :PINGINTERVAL ping %IPADDRESS% -n 1 >> filename.txt timeout %INTERVAL% GOTO PINGINTERVAL 16:06 < vinrock> send a ping to a remote host every x minutes 16:06 < ekaj> Code_Man65: that would work 16:07 < Blinky_> felda - https://imgur.com/a/BJdC1Of 16:07 <+layer-eight> * Blinky_ → IMGUR Album → a few seconds ago → 1 Image → ⚘ 0 16:08 < felda> have you checked pfBlockerNG and Status / System Logs / Firewall / Normal View right after you ping to make sure the ping isn't getting blocked by one of those? 16:08 < ekaj> vinrock: is that no different than a ping -t ? 16:08 < vinrock> well -t will just hammer away non stop 16:08 < vinrock> that will send a single ping every x minutes 16:10 < Blinky_> felda - yeah and nothing is showing blocked. 16:11 < JollyRgrs> felda: you bet i am female af? PM me and i might send pics 16:11 < JollyRgrs> willing to take the gamble? 16:11 < felda> Blinky_ you might need to setup a route 16:11 < howru_> friday night 16:11 < howru_> oh yea 16:11 <@cryptic1> hey felda 16:11 < vinrock> this channel just went from 0-sexy in 1 second 16:11 < JollyRgrs> howru_: YOU SHUT YOUR PIE HOLE! it's only friday morning here in freedomland 16:11 < corn266> `yt friday 16:11 * cryptic1 passes felda a box filled with presents 16:11 * cryptic1 shows felda the first one... 1.0.0.1 16:12 < JollyRgrs> s/filled with presents/with a hole cut in it 16:12 < howru_> JollyRgrs: have fun later then 16:12 * cryptic1 shows felda the second ... 1.1.1.1 16:12 < JollyRgrs> lol, thanks 16:12 < SynMonger> first... you cut a hole in the box 16:12 <@cryptic1> 8.8.8.8 surprise mutherfucka! 16:12 < felda> Blinky_ is the remote VPN address pool the same as any of the LANs? 16:12 < howru_> let's delete all the databases and all the backups for the celebration 16:12 < felda> cryptic1 you can't scare me I have GOD and PFSENSE on my side! 16:13 < Blinky_> local is 192.168.1.0/24, remote is 192.168.0.0/24, each site is on a different wan ip 16:13 <@cryptic1> pssst felda 8.8.4.4 16:14 < JollyRgrs> felda: i'm waiting your response ;) ;) 16:14 < Casteil> anyone have a good way to describe the gravity of using SQL queries to modify a production DB? 16:14 < howru_> that's ez 16:14 < JollyRgrs> Casteil: depends 16:14 <@cryptic1> Casteil, without testing? 16:14 < felda> sorry wat 16:14 < howru_> no 16:14 < Casteil> the best I can think of is that it's a bit like cutting your own hair, but instead of using scissors you're using a katana - one wrong move and you're fucked 16:14 < GreyKite> Casteil: write a statement that by the removal of one character, deletes the DB 16:14 < howru_> don't test 16:14 < felda> I'm busy doing REAL work 16:14 < howru_> just modify it directly 16:14 < SynMonger> gravity? black hole 16:15 < howru_> yolo 16:15 < Casteil> cryptic1: Not modifying the structure or columns or anything; just specific fields 16:15 < JollyRgrs> Casteil: are they not testing the script in dev/test prior to prod? 16:15 < SynMonger> JollyRgrs: ain't nobody got time fo dat 16:16 < Casteil> i.e. UPDATE ProductSales SET LocationId = 5 WHERE ProductSaleId = 58342 16:16 < howru_> SysMonger: right 16:16 < Casteil> forgetting that last part - "WHERE" can be fatal 16:16 < howru_> WHERE "ProductSaleId" 16:16 < vinrock> synmonger now i have to watch my favorite news clip of all time 16:16 < JollyRgrs> Casteil: so you sound like you have a good grasp of the gravity 16:16 < howru_> SET "LocationId" 16:16 <@cryptic1> that why you run on dev then test first before prod 16:16 < vinrock> THE BUILDING IS ON FIYA 16:16 < Casteil> cryptic1: lol. 16:16 < howru_> UPDATE "ProductSales 16:16 < Casteil> I don't think you understand 16:16 < howru_> it's all good 16:16 < howru_> run it 16:17 <@cryptic1> whats not to understand 16:17 < JollyRgrs> Casteil: i don't think you are explaining to us 16:17 < howru_> you just need a gut 16:17 <@cryptic1> the query should be tested in test first 16:17 < Casteil> cryptic1: Not modifying the structure or columns or anything; just specific fields 16:17 < Casteil> i.e. UPDATE ProductSales SET LocationId = 5 WHERE ProductSaleId = 58342 16:17 < JollyRgrs> yes... that is what you said 16:17 <@cryptic1> that should still be run in test FIRST 16:17 < JollyRgrs> ^^ 16:17 < howru_> nope 16:18 < Casteil> yep, still not getting it 16:18 * Casteil shrugs and walks away 16:18 < JollyRgrs> then you need to explain better 16:18 < howru_> well, it's friday. you can yolo 16:18 < JollyRgrs> if it is the actual SQL query that is already bad... i got no clue just by looking at it 16:18 < JollyRgrs> but whatever it is, it isn't UNHEARD OF to run sql queries to fix a prod database 16:18 < JollyRgrs> you just need to THOROUGHLY test it first 16:18 < Casteil> JollyRgrs: It's just changing a few details on the product sale via DB 16:18 < Casteil> as there is no way to change them via the UI 16:19 < MillerBoss> Thats like saying get the NIC card howru_ :P 16:19 < Casteil> on the specific product sale 16:19 < JollyRgrs> Casteil: and? 16:19 < JollyRgrs> so are you now arguing with me it should just be ran on prod without testing first? 16:19 < Casteil> and it's not something that's practical to "run in test first" 16:19 < Casteil> because even if you do 16:19 < JollyRgrs> Casteil: i don't know WTF your database is about... but you finally at least explained a bit more your issue 16:19 < vinrock> holy shit this hawaiian volcano eruption/earthquakes is dope af 16:19 < JollyRgrs> remember, we aren't your co-workers, we have no workign knowledge of that 16:19 < Casteil> if you select the partial statement and execute without the WHERE in production, you're utter fucked 16:19 < vinrock> theres video of the street cracking open and lava shooting out of it 16:20 < howru_> vinrock: yea saw it 16:20 < howru_> MillerBoss: what's nic card? 16:20 < JollyRgrs> Casteil: so don't select partial statement to execute? 16:20 < JollyRgrs> save as .sql and run the .sql 16:20 < vinrock> network interface card 16:20 < howru_> network interface controller? 16:20 <@cryptic1> you can easly run it on prod by copying down the prod db backup to test and run the query 16:20 < howru_> o i see 16:20 < JollyRgrs> the network interface card card 16:20 < howru_> didn't get the joke tho 16:20 <@cryptic1> it can then be QAed 16:20 < howru_> hahaha 16:20 < JollyRgrs> cryptic1++ 16:21 <@cryptic1> all changes need to be tested first 16:21 <@cryptic1> no matter how small it is 16:21 < JollyRgrs> Casteil: if this is a one-time thing and isn't such a big deal... just manually edit the one entry using toad or something 16:21 < JollyRgrs> if it is a bigger thing, then it is worth testing 16:21 < JollyRgrs> i don't understand what you don't understand about that 16:21 < Casteil> JollyRgrs: It is essentially a one time thing 16:21 < Casteil> and I was trying to convey the gravity to our accounting controller 16:21 < JollyRgrs> how many records are expected to be changed? 16:22 < DomLS3> JollyRgrs: Yo dawg. I heard you don't understand. So let me understand how to help you understand understanding 16:22 < JollyRgrs> one-time or not? destroying your entire table can be a one-time thing, too :P 16:22 < Casteil> "This is fucking dangerous, please avoid this situation at all costs moving forward" 16:22 < vinrock> how big is the db 16:22 < vinrock> can you not replicate it 16:22 < MillerBoss> Am I in the wrong with my thinking with a vendor only selling to MSP and I have to work with the MSP to get a product like https://www.auvik.com/ But I do not want to work with a MSP 16:22 <+layer-eight> * MillerBoss → RMM Software - Network Infrastructure Management - Best MSP Software Tools | Auvik 16:22 < howru_> yea 16:22 < Casteil> anyway, it's done and without damage 16:23 < JollyRgrs> vinrock: maybe it's the friday morning and lack of sleep... but i just realised "db" only needs a hat to look like a full dick and balls 16:23 < howru_> you have backups? 16:23 < howru_> u up 24/7? 16:23 < JollyRgrs> you'll never look at "db" the same again 16:23 < vinrock> damn bro i never realized that either 16:23 < Casteil> we have backups every couple hours but I'd rather not have any accidents 16:23 <@cryptic1> hope you backed up before change 16:23 <@cryptic1> you can do a copy only backup just before change 16:23 <@cryptic1> if you need a one off backup 16:24 < howru_> yea. Casteil if you have a testing environment. you can test it there. it's ez. then if you verify that the company is still alive, then go for it. you should have a fallback plan tho 16:25 <@cryptic1> trust but verify first.... 16:25 < khelpw> howru_: everyone has a testing environment 16:25 < khelpw> some people are just lucky enough to also have prod. 16:25 < howru_> lol 16:25 < jaelae> bought new storage 16:25 < jaelae> it all arrived 16:25 < khelpw> (I'm not one of those) 16:26 < jaelae> all the sales reps are out of the office until next week 16:26 < corn266> A q p 16:26 < jaelae> and never responded to my emails on installs 16:26 < jaelae> :| 16:26 < corn266> W 16:26 < JollyRgrs> khelpw: but they have backups of the db.... so just load that backup and run it against it (load the backup as a new db) 16:26 < JollyRgrs> that's not hard and could even be done on a prod box if no other option 16:26 < Casteil> howru_: it's not practical 16:27 < JollyRgrs> Casteil: it sounds like yo uare making excuses for not wanting to put forth effort to test, but are just wanting to yell at devs for not providing this option in the GUI 16:28 < vinrock> Ω 16:28 < vinrock> db 16:28 < vinrock> :D 16:28 < JollyRgrs> vinrock: you gotta put some spacing there 16:28 < JollyRgrs> n 16:28 < Casteil> JollyRgrs: Fuck off kthx 16:28 < JollyRgrs> d b 16:28 < vinrock> yeah that didnt work out as good as i hoped 16:28 < JollyRgrs> n 16:28 < JollyRgrs> d b 16:29 < JollyRgrs> yeah, don't work like that 16:29 < JollyRgrs> Casteil: prove me wrong? 16:29 < JollyRgrs> all you have done is bitch about it is dangerous, but you don't want to take a few simple steps to test 16:29 < JollyRgrs> and you are upset because this is something that should be available in the GUI (per you) but isn't 16:29 <@cryptic1> do you not have admin access? 16:29 < Casteil> I am effectively testing when I wrap it in transactions and do a SELECT first. 16:30 <@cryptic1> ahah what? 16:30 < Casteil> but still; one little slip could be bad 16:30 <@cryptic1> which is why you test 16:30 < JollyRgrs> Casteil: if you believe you can so easily "test" it like that... then why are you so concerned if you have tested it so thoroughly? 16:30 < Casteil> lol. 16:30 < Casteil> they're simple queries 16:30 <@cryptic1> so is droptable 16:30 < JollyRgrs> Casteil: "then what's the problem"? 16:30 < Casteil> and these sales don't exist in test so you'd have to modify the query anyway 16:30 <@cryptic1> which is why you copy down a prod backup and restore 16:31 <@cryptic1> and test on that 16:31 < JollyRgrs> Casteil: do these sales not exist in yesterday's backup? 16:31 < JollyRgrs> i'm done... i've got company wide emails about canned food drive donations to read or something 16:31 < Casteil> same here. this is some dumb, pointless shit 16:32 < Casteil> it's done, and I've expressed my *strong* disapproval of being required to do this kind of thing to production 16:33 < JollyRgrs> Casteil: that's your job 16:33 < vinrock> ain't no fuckin way i'd go along with that 16:33 < JollyRgrs> when things like this happen, you fix them 16:33 < Casteil> Oh - now you know what my job is too? 16:33 < Casteil> lol 16:33 < vinrock> im not gona tarnish my upstanding image when shit hits the fan 16:33 < JollyRgrs> you take precioutions necessary, liek testing on yesterday's backup 16:33 < Casteil> again, fuck off 16:33 < JollyRgrs> Casteil: if you come in a room for advice, take it 16:33 < Gencade> man it's already getting spicey in here this morning 16:33 < Casteil> I never fucking asked for advice 16:33 < Gencade> it's friday 16:33 < JollyRgrs> if you want to just bitch about your job and then bitch at everyone for telling you to suck it up... go somewhere else 16:33 < Casteil> I asked for a fucking metaphor 16:34 <@cryptic1> asks for advice hears it, ignores it 16:34 < Gencade> cryptic1, good morning 16:34 <+hxcsp> get back to work cryptic1 16:34 <@cryptic1> moring Gencade 16:34 <@cryptic1> D: 16:34 < Gencade> :D 16:34 < vinrock> fite 16:34 < Gencade> turn that frown upside down 16:34 <@cryptic1> :D 16:34 < Casteil> I came here asking for a metaphor and you just had to go all preachy 16:34 < Gencade> That's better 16:34 < JollyRgrs> metaphor.... "dear mr boss man, you should really hire a diff sysadmin because i'm not going to do my job to ensure that nothing goes wrong" 16:34 <@cryptic1> Casteil, because you are doing it wrong 16:34 < JollyRgrs> is that a good metaphor? 16:35 < JollyRgrs> Casteil: we're trying to help you 16:35 < MillerBoss> `sjw Gencade 16:35 <+layer-eight> MillerBoss, you're a racist, oppressive, nationalistic, cracker! 16:35 < Casteil> and you don't know shit about this situation.. 16:35 < JollyRgrs> you could come in asking for someone to help tie your shoe... if we see you have a knife wound, would you not want us to help you with that? 16:35 < MillerBoss> What the fuck, wrong person layer-eight 16:35 < corn266> See MillerBoss we need it to redirect 16:35 < Gencade> MillerBoss, idk guess it's retarded 16:35 < MillerBoss> Oh is that what you meant corn266 ? 16:35 < JollyRgrs> Casteil: dude, i think you just need to ask to go home for the rest of the day 16:35 < JollyRgrs> you got some pent up aggression 16:35 < corn266> Yea 16:36 < Casteil> JollyRgrs: you're literally sitting here preaching shit to me when you don't have the full picture 16:36 < tsarbomba> 'literally sitting here' 16:36 <@cryptic1> don't need the full picture 16:36 < Casteil> so, go read your potato articles or whatever the fuck you were going to do 16:36 <@cryptic1> the process you are using is flawed 16:36 * tsarbomba checks webster 16:36 < vinrock> casteil you need to take a morning poop 16:36 < vinrock> relieve some tension 16:36 < JollyRgrs> i am sitting, as a matter of fact 16:36 < Casteil> <3 16:36 < Casteil> anyway 16:37 < bandit146> changing a SQL database using raw SQL is pretty normal 16:37 < Casteil> you guys seen the new XPS 15s? 16:37 < tsarbomba> i set my adjustable standing desk to "random" so every few minutes i'm either standing up or sitting down 16:37 < Casteil> Dat i7-8750H is sexy 16:37 < Casteil> http://www.dell.com/en-us/work/shop/dell-laptops-and-notebooks/new-xps-15/spd/xps-15-9570-laptop/cax15w10p1c1647 < asked my boss to order me one :D 16:37 <+layer-eight> * Casteil → XPS 15 Inch 9570 High Performance 4K Laptop with InfinityEdge | Dell United States 16:37 <+hxcsp> tsarbomba: is there a way to change it to every few seconds 16:37 <+hxcsp> so you are just transitioning between standing and sitting all day 16:38 < tsarbomba> i'd have to buy the "wascally wabbit" module 16:38 < AnimalFarmPig> Alter data on a production server using powershell? I slep 16:38 < AnimalFarmPig> Alter data in a production database using sql? REAL SHIT 16:38 < Casteil> I've been running visual studio and SQL server mgmt studio on my meager dual core i5-6300U, it works, but I spend a decent bit of time sitting here waiting for builds to test incremental changes 16:39 < Gencade> READ ONLY FRIDAY 16:39 < Gencade> WOOHOOO 16:39 < AnimalFarmPig> wooooooo!!! 16:39 < Gencade> wooooooooo 16:39 < Gencade> !!! 16:39 < AnimalFarmPig> it's mandatory fun day at AnimalFarmPig's workplace 16:39 < Casteil> I violated read only friday first thing 16:39 < Casteil> I am THE VIOLATOR 16:40 < Gencade> Casteil, D: 16:40 < Gencade> !!! 16:41 < bandit146> and..... merge to master 16:41 < bandit146> oops 16:41 < vinrock> next year when im ready to move to win10 im gona replace all our desktops so I can finally free myself from the shackles of HP 16:41 < Gencade> may the fourth be with you 16:41 < vinrock> planning on going to dell 16:41 <+A-KO> omg 16:41 < vinrock> or is there another vendor i should consider as wlel 16:41 <+A-KO> I can SLEEP 16:41 < vinrock> like lenovo lol 16:41 < vinrock> but seriously 16:41 < vinrock> is there 16:41 < Gencade> may the 4th 16:41 < Gencade> be with you 16:41 <@Code_Man65> Lies A-KO 16:42 <+A-KO> Code_Man65: acid reflux is a motherfucker 16:42 <@Code_Man65> I unfortunately know those feels 16:42 <+A-KO> and for the first time in a while I'm getting full night's uninterrupted sleep O.O 16:42 < vinrock> stop eating pasta at 10pm 16:42 <+A-KO> sup B_RAD1 16:43 < JollyRgrs> vinrock: consider dell 16:43 <+A-KO> so the other night I woke up at like 2am choking, basically. My throat was on fire from the acid. It was pretty gnarly, gross, and extremely painful. Ended up going to CVS to buy some shits, and now for the past few days it's been beautiful. And even on top of that, I've been able to sleep. Like, the weird waking up I've been having is just gone. I'm sleeping a full night. It's awesome. 16:43 < JollyRgrs> and if not dell... try dell 16:43 <+A-KO> I've missed it :( 16:43 < vinrock> gotcha 16:43 < JFDkthx> fack 16:43 < B_RAD1> sup A-KO 16:44 < felda> MAY THE FOURTH BE WITH YOU HUEHEUHEUHEUEHUEHEUE 16:44 <@Code_Man65> I'm on 300mg of Zantac nightly and 40mg of prilosec in the morning A-KO 16:44 < JollyRgrs> A-KO: no 3am BJs? that sucks (or rather doesn't) 16:44 < onenerdyguy> guys, it happened. it finally happened 16:44 < onenerdyguy> I got approval that all new hires must pass a basic computer skills test 16:44 <@Code_Man65> onenerdyguy: You found someone to take your virginity? 16:44 < felda> Code_Man65 have you tried pepcid? 16:44 < Hatter> what's the easiest way to record general desktop usage on windows 10 16:44 < JollyRgrs> onenerdyguy: your balls dropped? 16:44 < SynMonger> I avoid chocolate, bread, and soda several hours before bed... got rid of most of my reflux attacks at night 16:44 < onenerdyguy> Code_Man65, nope 16:44 < Hatter> I don't think I'm too keen on that gamebar nonsense 16:44 <+A-KO> holy shit Code_Man65. Yeah I might have to go on something that intense. I'm taking the 150 Zantac once a day. During the day I don't usually have much problem. 16:44 < onenerdyguy> Code_Man65, the serach continues 16:45 < felda> try Pepcid tablets 16:45 < JFDkthx> Hatter: windows has a built in desktop recorder 16:45 < felda> they are like Tums on roids my dude 16:45 <@Code_Man65> Yeah, persistent nighttime cought sucks, so I'm on a 6 month course of that shit 16:45 < L3gacy> 150 Zantac? Ranitidine, A-KO? 16:45 <@Code_Man65> Or as it is now qualified as by my doctor "Chronic Nighttime Cough" 16:46 < JFDkthx> Code_Man65: try sleeping with your ass up in the air. it forces everything to drain out. 16:46 <+A-KO> The good news is being able to sleep is going to have benefits, and hopefully help me get rid of the problem in general 16:46 < felda> Code_Man65 we know why you really have the chronix 16:46 < Dope_Man69> yall wanna get high 16:46 < SynMonger> maybe I'll just get a little high 16:46 < onenerdyguy> sure is friday 16:46 < Dope_Man69> lmao 16:46 <+A-KO> I haven't been doing much of anything due to lack of sleep. It's been bad. It'll be nice to actually be able to properly sleep. 16:46 < Crack_Man69> Dope_Man69: i'll suck yo dick 16:46 < Crack_Man69> gimme some crack 16:46 < JollyRgrs> Dope_Man69: i just say no to drugs 16:47 < L3gacy> I say yes to hugs 16:47 <@Code_Man65> Yeah JFDkthx because that's just what I need, making it easier for stomach acid to eat my throat 16:47 < SynMonger> ha 16:47 < felda> JollyRgrs did you have to do the DARE program in school? 16:47 < JollyRgrs> felda: abSOFRIGGINLUTELY! 16:47 < felda> Every time they came in they talked it up like everyone was gonna offer me drugs 16:47 < JollyRgrs> officer friendly and dare 16:47 < onenerdyguy> felda, dare has been proven to actually do nothing 16:47 < vinrock> i dont think i would have had gone through a drug phase if it wasnt for dare introducing me to all that shit 16:47 < felda> I must be a super loser because no one has ever offered me drugs ;_; 16:47 < McDonaldsWiFi> Crack_Man69: lol 16:47 < JollyRgrs> i was also "we are... the smoke free.... class of... two-thousand" 16:48 < JollyRgrs> a lot of my classmates were smokers b4 we finished HS 16:48 < Crack_Man69> Code_Man65: heres an easy to get stomach acid out of your stomach. just get so sick that instead of it destroying your throat, it destroys your angus 16:48 < McDonaldsWiFi> Code_Man65 Crack_Man69 who is the real Chode_Man98? 16:48 < SynMonger> we had the green/white "JUST SAY NO" stuff everywhere 16:48 < JollyRgrs> JFDkthx: dude... pls no destroy angus... i like staek 16:48 < JollyRgrs> SynMonger: green/white? 16:49 < JollyRgrs> DARE is black/red 16:49 < JFDkthx> JollyRgrs: bought 75 dollars worth of ribeyes last weekend 16:49 < JollyRgrs> green means yes 16:49 < felda> DARE basically needs to focus on showing the effects of drugs 16:49 < JollyRgrs> JFDkthx: grill them already? 16:49 < JFDkthx> had delish steaks two nights in a row 16:49 < felda> nothing spooks someone more than seeing a live meth-head 16:49 < JFDkthx> yeah 16:49 < Hatter> Code_Man65: Do you still drink the occassional fizzy beverage? 16:49 < corn266> JollyRgrs: You have to abide by TEMPEST rules too? 16:49 < JollyRgrs> felda: this is your brain 16:49 < JollyRgrs> felda: this is your brain on drugs 16:49 < felda> nah not that fake shit 16:49 < JollyRgrs> any questions? 16:49 < felda> show that real shit 16:49 < felda> like how your teeth fall out 16:49 < felda> and your skin rots 16:49 < JFDkthx> JollyRgrs: they were both pound and half each. $25 a pound dry aged ribeye 16:49 < JFDkthx> so gooooooood 16:50 < JollyRgrs> JFDkthx: and i wasn't invited? 16:50 < felda> hot-take: BBQ is overhyped 16:50 < JFDkthx> JollyRgrs: visit me in rochester so i have an excuse to buy more 16:50 < Gencade> pfsense 16:51 < Jekotia> "Restarting god... The server is not available (or you do not have permissions to access it)" Restarting GOD? The fuck? xD 16:51 < JollyRgrs> felda: what? 16:51 < JollyRgrs> Going On Daily? 16:51 < felda> JollyRgrs every friday my boss and some coworkers go to our nearby BBQ street vendor 16:51 < JollyRgrs> they restart every day... amirite? 16:52 < JollyRgrs> oh... street vendor bbq 16:52 < JFDkthx> felda: know what isnt over hyped. 16:52 < JFDkthx> korean bbq 16:52 < JollyRgrs> b/c it isn't much hyped at all 16:52 < JFDkthx> i miss getting all you can eat korean bbq for 6 bucks 16:52 < JollyRgrs> but southern bbq is better 16:52 < felda> well it's a guy that is setup at 6am or whatever slow cooking ribs and pulled pork and stuff 16:52 < felda> it's good stuff 16:52 < felda> my coworkers just get raging boners for it 16:53 < JollyRgrs> felda: do ribs fall off bone with no meat left on the bone? 16:53 < tsarbomba> southern bbq is great 16:53 < tsarbomba> but sweet tea is an abomination against god 16:53 < felda> JollyRgrs almost 16:53 < Gencade> tsarbomba, you shut your whore mouth 16:53 < tsarbomba> ABOMINATION 16:53 < Gencade> you bastard 16:54 < felda> it's at the perfect tenderness to be honest 16:54 < tsarbomba> BLAS-PHEEEE-MER 16:54 < JollyRgrs> tsarbomba: what? 16:54 * tsarbomba toddles off to get very unsweetened iced tea 16:54 < onenerdyguy> tsarbomba, agreed 16:54 < onenerdyguy> but an arnoldpalmer, on the other hand, is delicious 16:55 <@JollyRgrs> onenerdyguy: it absolutely is... but i prefer just a "splash" of lemonade in my tea 16:55 <@JollyRgrs> half/half is a bit too much, i lose the tea taste 16:56 < spstarr> current CAPEs for CYKZ (Buttonville) are: 290, 170, 110, 70, 20, 250, 830, 700, 250, 0's rest 16:56 < vinrock> i prefer to double fist a glass of iced tea and lemonade and mix it in my mouf 16:56 < spstarr> moderate risk of severe thunderstorm (isolated tornado) 16:57 < DomLS3> s/.a*/my bunghole 16:57 < giant_it_burrit> what dat mouf do vinrock ? 16:57 < DomLS3> s/a.*/my bunghole 16:57 < DomLS3> wtf 16:57 < vinrock> makes it good yo 16:58 < DomLS3> s/a g$/my bunghole 16:58 < DomLS3> piece of shit bot 16:58 < vinrock> dom stop trying to ruin the moment 16:58 <+AnonymooseWork> hey come on now 16:58 <+AnonymooseWork> i'm not a bot 16:58 < DomLS3> s/a glass of iced tea and lemonade and mix it in my mouf/my butthole 16:58 <+layer-eight> [SED DomLS3/vinrock] i prefer to double fist my butthole 16:58 < DomLS3> moment ruined 16:58 < vinrock> well that isn't new news 16:58 < DomLS3> because that's what I do 16:59 <@JollyRgrs> s/do/do; play with bungholes 16:59 <+layer-eight> [SED JollyRgrs/DomLS3] because that's what I do; play with bungholes 16:59 < Gencade> DomLS3, wow nice one 17:00 < Gencade> clever 17:00 < vinrock> jesus christ intuit 17:00 < vinrock> "You and I share a common goal. I'm here to provide the help you need and get QuickBooks Desktop working." 17:00 < vinrock> LIES 17:00 < vinrock> pretty hot support person tho 17:00 < vinrock> https://community.intuit.com/questions/1655769-error-6189-816-i-tried-all-the-solutions-and-nothing-worked 17:00 <+layer-eight> * vinrock → Error -6189, 816. I tried all the solutions and nothing worked - QuickBooks Learn & Support 17:00 < vinrock> giggity 17:01 < Gencade> s/giggity/ I like dicks 17:01 < vinrock> https://d2gcv4sxt84gxu.cloudfront.net/uploads/avatars/8412441/original.jpg?1487749888 17:01 <+layer-eight> [SED Gencade/vinrock] I like dicks 17:01 <+layer-eight> * vinrock → IMAGE/JPEG Document, 54,082 bytes 17:06 < alazare619> betrayed: you around? 17:07 <@Code_Man65> If he isn't, did he betray you alazare619? 17:08 < Gencade> s/betray you/give you the bad touch 17:08 <+layer-eight> [SED Gencade/Code_Man65] If he isn't, did he give you the bad touch alazare619? 17:08 < alazare619> -_- 17:09 < Gencade> :D 17:09 < SynMonger> I could go for a bad touch right about now 17:09 < L3gacy> Realtek sucks 17:09 < L3gacy> Damn NIC eats more CPU during a speedtest than chrome 17:10 < Gencade> you guys 17:10 < Gencade> do you like chokers or naw 17:10 < Gencade> s/chokers/chokers on girls 17:10 <+layer-eight> [SED Gencade] do you like chokers on girls or naw 17:12 < GreyKite> Gencade: yes 17:12 < Gencade> yeeeee 17:12 < Gencade> wearing a choker mean she got a blackbelt in dicksucking 17:12 < corn266> and if it's a white choker? 17:13 < vinrock> what's the process for updating machines that come in as win10 pro to Enterprise? My understanding is using an Ent key on a Pro install just changes it, but how about after Pro is already installed? 17:13 < Gencade> then that ain't very stylish corn266 17:13 < corn266> Ah I thought it was gonna be "she gonna bear trap you" 17:13 <@Code_Man65> Unless they changed it, it is a reimage to install ent 17:13 < GreyKite> Gencade: well, white works depending on the skin tone 17:13 < corn266> `urban bear trap 17:13 <+layer-eight> Urban Dictionary Error: 403 - "error":{"errors":[{"domain":"usageLimits","reason":"accessNotConfigured","message":"Project blocked; abuse detected.","extendedHelp":"http://support.google.com/code/go/developer_compliance"],"code":403,"message":"Project blocked; abuse detected."}} 17:13 < vinrock> lawl 17:13 < GreyKite> ahahahahahahahhahahaha 17:13 < corn266> hmmm 17:13 < GreyKite> abuse detected 17:13 < JFDkthx> botbanned 17:14 < GreyKite> yup 17:14 <@Code_Man65> Confirmed abuser 17:14 < Gencade> MillerBoss shit bot alert 17:14 < vinrock> /s/abuser/pedophile 17:14 < McDonaldsWiFi> bad bot 17:14 < corn266> https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Bear%20Trap 17:14 <+layer-eight> * corn266 → Urban Dictionary: Bear Trap 17:14 < GreyKite> I aint clicking that shit 17:14 < vinrock> s/abuser/pedophile 17:14 <+layer-eight> [SED vinrock] /s/pedophile/pedophile 17:14 < vinrock> goddamnit mother of a whore 17:15 < JFDkthx> lol 17:15 < corn266> rip layer-eight 17:15 < MillerBoss> No need to mute ravioli 17:15 <@Code_Man65> http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GrowingTheBeard 17:15 < MillerBoss> Just use `mute user 17:15 < Gencade> ravioli since you are muting the bot, you must become the new bot 17:15 <@Code_Man65> There, go down the tvtropes rabbit hole 17:15 < GreyKite> but I am curious, what a delimma 17:15 < Gencade> there must always be a lich king 17:15 < Nightcinder> i just got the best news 17:16 < corn266> It's friday? 17:16 < vinrock> ^ 17:16 <@ravioli> is it? 17:16 < Nightcinder> we're cutting out 17 million pounds of cheese and we weren't even making profit on it 17:16 < Nightcinder> and the plant is moving from 24/7 to 5 days a week 17:16 < JFDkthx> mistiry: is it friday? 17:16 < Nightcinder> I CAN DO MAINTENANCE 17:16 <@Code_Man65> Nightcinder: You just saved a bunch of money by switching your car insurance to geico? 17:16 < corn266> like actual cheese? 17:16 < Nightcinder> yes actual cheese 17:16 < vinrock> it's a euphemism for farting 17:16 < Nightcinder> aldis 17:17 < vinrock> my sister in law manages an aldi 17:17 < Nightcinder> happy farms (a lot of it) is us 17:17 < vinrock> great use of a college degree 17:17 < Gencade> vinrock, hey bruh if someone is happy, don't knock em 17:17 < Gencade> asshole 17:17 < vinrock> she aint happy 17:17 < vinrock> kinda miserable as a matter of fact 17:20 < JFDkthx> vinrock: i would like to own a small grocery/country store in the middle of nowhere one day 17:20 < vinrock> i want a farm 17:20 < JFDkthx> i have a farm 17:20 < vinrock> nice 17:20 < JFDkthx> already 17:20 < JFDkthx> they overrated 17:20 < vinrock> so open a farmers market 17:20 < vinrock> you can overcharge all the crunchy granola types 17:21 < JFDkthx> its a tobacco farm, 17:21 < ebol4> what's the way to run a shell script directly from curl 17:21 < vinrock> oh 17:21 < JFDkthx> ebol4: | bash 17:21 < ebol4> is it curl http://thing.com/script.sh | bas 17:21 < ebol4> okay thanks 17:21 < corn266> ebol4: is it not `curl | bash` 17:21 < ebol4> couldn't remmber if it was < or | 17:21 < corn266> makes sense 17:22 < corn266> I still can't remember if it's dracut then mkgrub2-config or mkgrub2-config then dracut 17:22 < JFDkthx> the latter 17:22 < corn266> Thanks, updating documentation now 17:26 < Gencade> s/latter/cock in my ass 17:26 < Gencade> aw 17:26 < Gencade> RIP layer-eight 17:31 < giant_it_burrit> kek, we had a named buddy 17:31 < giant_it_burrit> we are making guy 17:31 < giant_it_burrit> and then friend 17:31 < giant_it_burrit> kek 17:32 < Gencade> wtf who is named friend 17:32 < giant_it_burrit> im not your buddy guy 17:32 < Gencade> oh 17:32 < giant_it_burrit> im not your guy friend 17:32 < Gencade> that's the joke 17:32 < giant_it_burrit> cause ciso is canadian 17:33 <@Code_Man65> giant_it_burrit: Then why did he sing about thongs? We all know canada doesn't get warm enough for that. 17:33 < giant_it_burrit> thats sisqo 17:33 < giant_it_burrit> not to be confused with crisco 17:33 < Casteil> candyland can get plenty warm 17:33 < Casteil> isn't something like 80% of canada's entire population within like 20 miles of the US border? 17:33 < giant_it_burrit> which is an llc holy held by JFC INC. 17:33 < Gencade> Settlers of Catan > candyland 17:33 < giant_it_burrit> lies 17:33 < L3gacy> Munchkin > All 17:34 < Casteil> Ninety percent of the Canadian population lives within 100 miles of the U.S. border. 17:34 < Gencade> never played munchkin 17:34 < giant_it_burrit> 100% of the canadian population lives in canada 17:34 < L3gacy> giant_it_burrit, server closet at 29c ambient atm 17:34 < L3gacy> is that bad 17:34 < L3gacy> ? 17:34 < giant_it_burrit> no 17:34 < Casteil> not if canadian citizens are counted as population despite living abroad 17:35 < Casteil> I'd say it's not *good* lol 17:35 < McDonaldsWiFi> _Straffer presses caps lock twice to capitalize the first letter words 17:35 < giant_it_burrit> but that counted is low enough that it isnt a full % point 17:35 < L3gacy> not 29f 17:35 < L3gacy> 29c 17:35 < L3gacy> almost 86f 17:35 < vinrock> google runs their datacenters hot 17:35 < L3gacy> with the servers OFF 17:35 < vinrock> "The peak operating temperature Google's Belgium data center reaches is 95 degrees Fahrenheit." 17:36 < tsarbomba> i love dropping log-bombs on desperate helldesk people who lie about their phone availability when a customer gets pissed 17:36 < L3gacy> vinrock, this is with the servers OFF 17:36 < tsarbomba> it's my very own BOFH moment 17:36 < vinrock> "The guidance we give to data center operators is to raise the thermostat," said Erik Teetzel, an Energy Program Manager at Google. "Many data centers operate at 70 degrees or below. We'd recommend looking at going to 80 degrees." 17:36 < vinrock> oh 17:36 < vinrock> damn son 17:36 < vinrock> get some ac 17:36 < L3gacy> AC died 17:36 < vinrock> rip ac 17:37 < vinrock> get a portable unit for temporary use 17:37 < vinrock> from home despot 17:37 < vinrock> you just gotta remember to empty the condensation tray 17:37 < tsarbomba> if you don't have a swamp cooler by now you've already lost the ar 17:37 < tsarbomba> war 17:37 < vinrock> or if you have adrain run a hose to it 17:37 < vinrock> or that 17:37 < vinrock> you can grab beer while you grab ice and styrofoam cooler 17:38 < tsarbomba> .g swamp cooler 17:38 < tsarbomba> oh right 17:38 < tsarbomba> the bot hates me now 17:39 < corn266> tsarbomba: bot is muted and you use ` not . 17:40 < L3gacy> I have 35A of service in the whole place 17:42 <+AnonymooseWork> damn son..get some power ;) 17:42 < L3gacy> cant. Apt complex wont let me get an electrician :( 17:42 < tsarbomba> whose brilliant idea was that 17:42 <+AnonymooseWork> 35A 17:42 <+AnonymooseWork> that sucks 17:42 <+AnonymooseWork> thats like.. 17:42 <+AnonymooseWork> teh f 17:42 <+AnonymooseWork> how does one get 35A 17:42 < L3gacy> I have a fridge. I had to turn off ac before to use microwave 17:42 <+AnonymooseWork> i mean 17:43 <+AnonymooseWork> 2x15A 17:43 < tsarbomba> 15A and 20A circuits 17:43 <+AnonymooseWork> ah 17:43 <+AnonymooseWork> lol 17:43 < tsarbomba> must be a small apt. 17:43 < L3gacy> 20A on one line, 15A on other 17:43 <+A-KO> 35A is not much 17:43 <+A-KO> :/ 17:43 <+A-KO> lol 17:43 <+AnonymooseWork> not at all 17:43 <+AnonymooseWork> get a generator and run some extension cords 17:43 <+AnonymooseWork> or move out of the ghetto 17:43 <+A-KO> ^ 17:43 < L3gacy> I pay $208 a month 17:43 < L3gacy> and I have gig fiber here 17:43 < L3gacy> for $149 17:43 <+A-KO> The smallest place I've worked had 2x 20A circuits per rack, with 6 racks of stuff. 17:43 < tsarbomba> move somewhere where they appreciate wanton waste of electricity for selfish purposes 17:43 < L3gacy> Looking for work atm, and on disability 17:43 <+A-KO> so 240A for just server racks, 4-post stuff 17:43 < Casteil> L3gacy: wtf, your place of living only has 35A service? 17:44 <+A-KO> jesus 17:44 < L3gacy> lungs are shot. doc wants to do an LVR and cut up the left lung 17:44 < tsarbomba> i think i have 35A in my home office alone 17:44 < L3gacy> Casteil, yeah 17:44 < Casteil> I thought my 100A service box @ home was bad 17:44 < tsarbomba> the 20A is shared with another bedroom i never use 17:44 < tsarbomba> so technically i do have access to 35A worth of service in one room :D 17:44 < L3gacy> but I only pay 208 rent, 40 elec, 149 fios 17:44 < Casteil> fair 17:44 < L3gacy> We have muni solar here :) 17:44 < Casteil> I pay $1200 mortgage plus utilities ._. 17:45 < Casteil> so usually around $1450/mo in living expenses I think 17:45 < L3gacy> The joys of perm 100% disability, and I HATE IT 17:45 < L3gacy> 747 a month income, not allowed to work 17:45 < L3gacy> IT cert and degree 17:45 < jaelae> my mortgage is $2450 17:45 < jaelae> taxes included 17:45 < L3gacy> Doc wont clear me to work AT ALL, and I was told I cant lift over 10lbs 17:45 < jaelae> i need to move 17:45 < Casteil> jaelae: sounds like you probably live in a higher COL area :P 17:45 < jaelae> i live in beautiful new jersey 17:46 < jaelae> and a tiny house 17:46 < L3gacy> jaelae, move to Vineland, NJ 17:46 < Casteil> Yuck. 17:46 < L3gacy> Muni solar :) 17:46 < L3gacy> jaelae, what area of NJ? 17:46 < jaelae> im finna be looking at georgia 17:46 < jaelae> im in north jersey 17:46 < jaelae> not far from parsippany 17:47 < Gencade> Happy ReadOnly friday guys 17:47 < L3gacy> Jaelae, come visit. We beer 17:47 < Gencade> may the 4th be with you 17:47 < jaelae> yea i need my big change last night 17:47 < L3gacy> I got some nice Dogfish Head IPA here 17:47 < jaelae> and its smooth sailing today 17:47 < L3gacy> Blood Orange :) 17:47 < jaelae> i ienjoy some 90 minute dogfish head 17:47 < jaelae> my data center is in somerset nj 17:47 < jaelae> centralish nj 17:48 < L3gacy> I'm gonna gloat here.... 17:48 < Casteil> L3gacy: I live in Grand Rapids. We beer too 17:48 < Bru-> bah 17:48 < L3gacy> 981/917 fios 17:48 < Bru-> i want my damn sound to work on linux 17:48 < Bru-> darn toughbook 17:48 < Casteil> Founders, Bell's, New Holland.. and probably like 20 other microbreweries in the immediate area 17:48 < L3gacy> FIOS ONT > pfsense rack > router 17:48 < felda> YES 17:48 < L3gacy> Founders is amaze 17:48 < L3gacy> I love their chocolate stout 17:49 < Casteil> L3gacy: haha, I just had some of it for the first time the other day 17:49 < L3gacy> What u think of it? 17:49 < Hatter> what's the best beer according to that site that ranks them all? 17:49 < Casteil> I don't like it as much as I like New Holland's Dragon's Milk 17:49 < Casteil> Hatter: beeradvocate? 17:49 < Casteil> frankly just search for any beer and they'll be among the top result 17:50 < Casteil> L3gacy: presumably you're talking about founder's breakfast stout - https://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/1199/11757/ 17:50 < L3gacy> yas 17:50 < tsarbomba> hmm tonight's probably a good night to watch rogue one for the first time 17:50 < L3gacy> I have some great Dogfishhead in the icebox 17:50 < F34RInc> Casteil, Dragons milk is great 17:50 < Casteil> https://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/335/5428/ < You should try this if you ever see it 17:51 < Casteil> for a ~12% ABV beer it's hella smooth 17:51 < Casteil> (...it's also pretty expensive) 17:51 < Casteil> also if you like stouts, another one you should try is Left Hand Milk Stout if you haven't 17:51 < F34RInc> the people buying $16 four packs arent the ones that drink 20 beers a night 17:51 < L3gacy> I had Weyerbacher Heresy 17:51 < Casteil> had it on draft last time I was in Denver, good stuff 17:51 < L3gacy> And tried to speak Arabic that night after my 6th one 17:51 < Casteil> F34RInc: unless you're my buddy, lulz 17:52 < Casteil> but yes, generally speaking you're right 17:52 < tsarbomba> delirium nocturnum. aww yeah. 17:52 < L3gacy> Try greeting a beautiful Algerian woman while hammered... in proper modern Arabic... 17:52 < corn266> So if I go to this meeting, I have to stay an extra hour today. But I'll learn active sonar analysis. Should I do it? 17:52 < L3gacy> corn266, do it, and bring beers 17:52 < corn266> Wish 17:52 < vinrock> arent we gona do an ny/nj meetup one of these days 17:52 < Casteil> L3gacy: I've actually taken to a local brewery's black ale; Perrin Black 17:53 < vinrock> we can rub dicks and smoke weed 17:53 < tsarbomba> i spent about an hour trying to speak arabic to a lovely moroccan girl 17:53 < tsarbomba> then i realized i don't speak a word of arabic and the moroccan girl had left 17:53 <+AnonymooseWork> rofl 17:53 < Casteil> https://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/29952/91600/ < Tastes a bit like Guinness, and given that it's local it's pretty cheap 17:53 < Casteil> I think I paid like $14 for a 12 pack of it heh 17:53 <+AnonymooseWork> thats not bad price 17:53 < Casteil> (Perrin is like a mile away from where I live) 17:53 <+AnonymooseWork> you tried any of the trappist ales Casteil 17:54 < Hatter> fine, according to beeradvocate, which is the best? 17:54 < L3gacy> tsarbomba, Moroccan peeps can cook :O Moroccan Lemon Chicken is best 17:54 < Casteil> AnonymooseWork: negative... I haven't had a ton of brews outside of Grand Rapids 17:54 < L3gacy> and Algerian? Lam Lalou :) 17:54 < Casteil> I do have fond memories of a dogfish head though 17:55 < Casteil> uhh... oh wait, that wasn't dogfish head 17:55 < F34RInc> flying dog 17:55 < Casteil> that was some small brewery in virginia or NC 17:55 < Casteil> devil's something 17:56 < ekaj> ironman btw 17:56 < Casteil> ah yeah, Devil's Backbone, vienna lager: https://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/18539/46793/ 17:57 < SynMonger> I get this one that's local to me, also pretty close to guinness https://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/24776/69291/ 17:58 < Casteil> might have to try Dogfish heads top stout if I ever see it; World Wide Stout is pretty highly rated https://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/64/2392/ 17:58 < Casteil> also 18% ABV 18:00 <+AnonymooseWork> i want to try this stuff 18:00 <+AnonymooseWork> https://belgiuminabox.com/shop/trappist-beers/1713-westvleteren-12-abt-2018-8-pack-wooden-westvleteren-crate.html#.WuyDeIgvy70 18:00 < Casteil> probably like $10 a beer lol 18:00 <+AnonymooseWork> but its 95euros 18:00 <+AnonymooseWork> which is like $250 CAD 18:00 < Casteil> yeah that's steep lol 18:00 < silentfury> it's $145 cad 18:00 < silentfury> not that bad 18:00 <+AnonymooseWork> I bought a 12 pack of this stuff https://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/207/645/ 18:01 < silentfury> but shipping is probably $50-75 18:01 < silentfury> and duty 18:01 <+AnonymooseWork> cost me $80 18:02 <+AnonymooseWork> silentfury if i had someone to go halfies i'd do it 18:02 <+AnonymooseWork> the rocheford 12 i have is ..amazing 18:02 <+AnonymooseWork> i also have a 6 pack of orival 18:02 < silentfury> i dont drink sry 18:02 < abakedapplepie> lol wtf 18:03 <+AnonymooseWork> https://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/37/129/ 18:03 < abakedapplepie> never seen you guys talk about beer 18:03 <+AnonymooseWork> Tht one is relatively common in the US 18:03 < abakedapplepie> rochefort is probably the best trappist ale in the US 18:03 <+AnonymooseWork> abakedapplepie too bad its belgian? 18:03 <+AnonymooseWork> :D 18:03 < abakedapplepie> available in the us 18:03 < abakedapplepie> my friend 18:04 <+AnonymooseWork> have you tried this abakedapple? https://belgiuminabox.com/shop/trappist-beers/1713-westvleteren-12-abt-2018-8-pack-wooden-westvleteren-crate.html#.WuyDeIgvy70 18:04 < abakedapplepie> yep 18:04 <+AnonymooseWork> its really hard to get 18:04 < abakedapplepie> its good but not worth the effort 18:04 <+AnonymooseWork> good to know 18:04 < abakedapplepie> i paid $50 for a bottle in toronto 18:04 <+AnonymooseWork> what 18:04 <+AnonymooseWork> where? 18:04 < abakedapplepie> bar volo 18:04 <+AnonymooseWork> ok 18:04 < khelpw> Everyone knows sink the bismarck is the most superior beer 18:04 < abakedapplepie> old location 18:04 < abakedapplepie> thats a gimmick 18:04 < khelpw> the most gimmick 18:05 < abakedapplepie> AnonymooseWork: that was also in 2009 18:05 < khelpw> For real tho - best bet is gonna be Baltika No. 9 - extra lager 18:05 < vinrock> wat 18:05 <+AnonymooseWork> ah 18:05 < vinrock> baltika and good dont belong in the same sentence 18:05 < khelpw> St pete's finest "malt beverage" available in 52 oz jugs for just over a buck 18:05 < khelpw> there is nothing on the planet that can get you so fucked up for so little. 18:05 <+AnonymooseWork> ... 52 oz 18:05 < khelpw> Yep 18:05 <+AnonymooseWork> whats that in real numbers 18:05 < khelpw> more than one person should consume 18:05 <+AnonymooseWork> lol 18:05 < vinrock> you used to be able to buy Old English 800 in 64oz jugs 18:05 < khelpw> so naturally, it is encouraged that you have 2. 18:05 <+AnonymooseWork> sounds like a challenge 18:06 < abakedapplepie> ugh 18:06 < khelpw> I frequently bring them on overnight hikes and challenge people to finish it before we make it to camp 18:06 < abakedapplepie> i have so many beers to check into 18:06 < Casteil> I don't tend to throw a whole lot of money at alcohol honestly 18:06 < abakedapplepie> likw 250 backlogged ticks 18:06 < khelpw> Casteil: baltika is perfect for you then, my friend. It's $1.12 near me 18:06 <+AnonymooseWork> Casteil meh, i drink socially 18:06 < Casteil> frankly a lot of my recent beer consumption has been on the company dime with my boss lmao 18:06 <+AnonymooseWork> so that rocheford 12 12 pack I bought 18:06 <+AnonymooseWork> I bought it in like december 18:07 < tsarbomba> https://beardsandbooze.wordpress.com/2011/12/12/worst-beers-ever-baltika-9/ 18:07 <+AnonymooseWork> and i still have 9 of them 18:07 < Casteil> I drink socially too; I don't buy cheap beer to get drunk 18:08 < abakedapplepie> also 18:08 < abakedapplepie> its rochefort 10 18:08 < abakedapplepie> not 12 :P 18:08 <+AnonymooseWork> whatever 18:08 <+AnonymooseWork> rochefort 10 :D 18:08 < tsarbomba> drinking not to get drunk is like fucking not to orgasm 18:08 < abakedapplepie> i had this tasty morsel last night 18:08 < abakedapplepie> https://i.imgur.com/8iI9uW3.jpg 18:08 <+AnonymooseWork> and i still have 5x bottles of orval 18:08 < abakedapplepie> tsarbomba you need to drink better beer 18:08 <+AnonymooseWork> abakedapplepie that looks good man 18:08 <+AnonymooseWork> i like saisons 18:08 < abakedapplepie> i havent been drunk in months 18:08 < tsarbomba> i drink amazing beer 18:08 < abakedapplepie> i drink every day 18:08 < tsarbomba> but the fact remains when i drink i'm doing it to get a head on 18:08 < tsarbomba> not to be seen with a beer or liquor in my hand 18:09 < abakedapplepie> AnonymooseWork: SARA is probably the best saison brewer in the world 18:09 < abakedapplepie> so good 18:09 < tsarbomba> SARA is also the best starship song in the world 18:09 < abakedapplepie> so bright and crisp 18:09 < tsarbomba> not that that's saying much 18:09 < DOMF> the absolute worst beer I've ever consumed https://www.ratebeer.com/beer/tank-beer-dirty-blonde-lager/384/ 18:09 < tsarbomba> the worst is still the beast 18:09 < tsarbomba> the night train of beers 18:09 < F34RInc> Ordered this and then saw it was like $47 a bottle http://www.thebruery.com/beer/white-chocolate/ 18:10 < tsarbomba> pbr is pretty terrible too 18:10 < DOMF> it tastes like it's brewed with petroleum 18:10 < khelpw> see I have a bit of a habit when it comes to awful beers 18:10 < DOMF> pbr doesn't even compare 18:10 < abakedapplepie> https://untappd.com/b/panther-beverage-company-the-three-stooges-beer/1409930 this is my worst beer 18:10 < abakedapplepie> but a 30 year old gimmick lager should be expected 18:10 < khelpw> My girlfriend and I cook a lot of weird food, so we often go to asian supermarkets for ingredients that are otherwise hard to find 18:10 < khelpw> whenever I stop by, I always pick up a few of the random, international single beers that they have sitting around 18:11 < tsarbomba> weird food? like prime rib covered in chicHarrones? 18:11 < DOMF> I had a space beer once 18:11 < DOMF> https://www.wired.com/2015/03/ground-control-space-beer/ 18:12 < DOMF> gimmicky af 18:12 < khelpw> a few favorites so far have been tsingtao, brauczech, and zhujiang 18:12 < khelpw> Nah, we just do a lot of international food, lots of curries, stews, rice bowls etc. 18:12 < MadCamel> just paging in here, I thought those were curse words. 18:15 < Gencade> no cursing allowed 18:15 < Gencade> this is no trolling zone 18:16 < L3gacy> Shi ba! 18:16 < L3gacy> ;) 18:17 < Gencade> L3gacy, Still listening to that playlist 18:17 < abakedapplepie> ground control wasnt awful 18:17 < abakedapplepie> they still make it 18:17 < abakedapplepie> they kept the yeast on a culture 18:17 < L3gacy> oh, Gencade ? 18:18 < L3gacy> Enjoying Ainsey's Bangin Choons? 18:18 < Gencade> yeha 18:18 < L3gacy> nice 18:19 < tsarbomba> lol the helldesk manager just tried to #fakenews the CDR logs 18:19 < tsarbomba> this post-truth world shit must be dealt with 18:20 < tsarbomba> i don't know what's so hard to admit about accidentally missing a customer's voicemail 2 weeks ago 18:20 < tsarbomba> but to be like "oh i don't care what the logs say, there was no voicemail" is just a bullshit move 18:21 < abakedapplepie> i agree 18:21 < bigchim> logs don't lie 18:21 < abakedapplepie> i remember when stephen colbert came out with truthiness and it was funny 18:21 < abakedapplepie> now its scary 18:21 < tsarbomba> yeah at least colbert was an obvious satire 18:22 < tsarbomba> now people legitimately feel like if reality doesn't comport with their narrative they can just ignore it 18:22 < abakedapplepie> his crew saw the current state of affairs slightly before the rest of is, thats all 18:22 < abakedapplepie> s/is/us 18:22 < tsarbomba> heh. that's a good way to look at it. 18:25 < Gencade> tsarbomba, what do you change your name back and forth 18:25 < tsarbomba> i don't 18:25 < tsarbomba> my client at work is tsarbomba 18:25 < tsarbomba> my client at home usually connects later, so it defaults to my backup nick 18:25 < Gencade> ah makes sense 18:25 < tsarbomba> which is czarbomba, the alternate spelling 18:26 <+CheckYourSix> Do you guys have any idea if the conduit from your building to the road belongs to your company? Or the fiber provider? 18:26 < scwizard> this is pretty silly 18:26 < scwizard> i have 4 tickets open with gitlab 18:26 < abakedapplepie> Why don't you have a znc 18:26 < vinrock> if it's on company property it belongs to the company 18:26 < scwizard> why can't they just fix their damn shit 18:26 <+CheckYourSix> I can't get an answer from anyone and I need to stretch cable through the same conduit as the fiber 18:26 < vinrock> just like if you had a pole on site bringig in electricity 18:26 < tsarbomba> i'd run everything through the shell account i've had for the last 20 or so years but there's a conflict between power users and the owners over permissions and libraries being exposed and i can't even get permission to build an irssi version 18:27 < tsarbomba> so being stuck with ircii i can't use ssl, therefore no sasl, therefore no freenode 18:27 < Gencade> you tried proxying thru tor?? 18:27 < abakedapplepie> CheckYourSix: I think it depends on if it's before or after your service demarcation box. A good indicator is if you had to pay for the burial or not 18:27 < tsarbomba> i mean i could. i just won't risk it at work and at home i usually only fire up tor through tails 18:28 <+CheckYourSix> Nobody seems to know the answer to that... 18:28 < abakedapplepie> Lol 18:28 <+CheckYourSix> It goes from a manhole at our driveway/the road all the way to our building. 18:28 < vinrock> checkyoursix i just told you 18:28 < tsarbomba> cy6 it's easier to ask forgiveness than permission 18:28 < tsarbomba> run your cable 18:28 < vinrock> it's company property 18:28 <+CheckYourSix> I need to pull new cable through it because it goes right next to another place I need cable 18:29 < abakedapplepie> CheckYourSix: that sounds like it's yours 18:29 <+CheckYourSix> That's what I'm thinking too 18:29 < abakedapplepie> The demarcation is in the manhole 18:29 < vinrock> now, you cant be going into the manhole on the other side tho 18:29 <+CheckYourSix> Fuck it, I'm just gonna pull cable through. I'll play dumb 18:29 < abakedapplepie> Lol 18:29 <+CheckYourSix> No I need to T off the conduit in another spot 18:29 < tsarbomba> are we still talking about pulling cables or is this a conversation about a gay nightclub 18:29 < tsarbomba> inb4 whynotboth.png 18:30 <+CheckYourSix> Saves us like $30k over laying new conduit 18:30 < abakedapplepie> Ahh just rent a trencher and do it yourself 18:30 < abakedapplepie> Lol 18:30 < Casteil> Fuck it, I'm just gonna pull cable through. I'll play dumb < "I don't know what you're talking about, that cable's been there for years!" 18:31 < Casteil> >cable dated 2018 XD 18:31 <+CheckYourSix> Wetlands permits, gas line, electric, water line, fiber, etc... All in the same general area 18:31 < scwizard> i have today off but 18:31 < scwizard> it's like flash flood raining outside eww 18:31 < tsarbomba> casteil, that one's easy 18:31 <+CheckYourSix> Haha. I'll just be like oh, i was told we owned the conduit... 18:31 < corn266> Go get pulled down a drain 18:31 < tsarbomba> run quik-set through the conduit after the cables are pulled 18:31 < vinrock> checkyoursix it's osha shit 18:31 < Casteil> Do you guys have any idea if the conduit from your building to the road belongs to your company? Or the fiber provider? < AFAIK up until the 'box' is typically their responsibility 18:31 < vinrock> harness/spotter/gas meter/etc 18:31 < abakedapplepie> CheckYourSix: where are you teeing off 18:31 < tsarbomba> they won't be able to see the shielding on the cable until after the next ice age 18:32 <+CheckYourSix> Close to the road, but not all the way there 18:32 < abakedapplepie> You'll be digging that up yeah? 18:32 < Casteil> gas and water = up to the meter 18:32 < vinrock> wait the manhole is on company grounds? 18:32 < L3gacy> Time - 12:32PM AK Time : To crack open a cold one at my desk and tell management to sod off at $sometimesjob 18:32 <+CheckYourSix> I'll get contractors to do it all 18:32 < abakedapplepie> And are you burying conduit from the tee 18:33 <+CheckYourSix> Yes burying conduit from the T, only a couple feet 18:33 < Casteil> electric varies more; I think if it's aerial and there's a drop required the electrical company owns the line but the part that physically attaches to your house is your responsibility 18:33 < Gencade> cryptic1, 18:33 < abakedapplepie> Casteil: the home also pays for the wire to the pole 18:34 < Casteil> speaking of conduit, I kinda want to run some more around my deck... I want to run an electrical outlet closer to where my pool pump is 18:34 < Casteil> abakedapplepie: but the repair responsibility is on them afaik 18:34 < Casteil> though, again, that varies 18:34 < abakedapplepie> On the homeowner 18:34 <+CheckYourSix> Manhole is inside our gate 18:34 < L3gacy> $Dickofaboss wants me in 18:34 < Casteil> o_O 18:35 < L3gacy> insists on paying me $20 for 4 hours 18:35 < Casteil> in what? 18:35 < L3gacy> cash 18:35 < tsarbomba> checkyoursix trying to find the other end of the conduit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0K1WZUfvE54 18:35 <+CheckYourSix> Well wait 18:35 < L3gacy> no 18:35 <+CheckYourSix> There's 2 manholes. Not sure which one it goes to 18:35 < tsarbomba> plot twist 18:35 < L3gacy> what a tweest 18:35 < abakedapplepie> CheckYourSix: get the dowsing rods out 18:35 < Casteil> woot, I hit 40 hours in about 25 minutes 18:35 <+CheckYourSix> Nice 18:35 < Casteil> actually less; about 20 18:36 < vinrock> yo, windows update error 80070002 wat do 18:36 < Casteil> I plan on going home and mowing my lawn since grass growth has exploded with this rain we got 18:36 < Casteil> and the sun we're now getting 18:36 < abakedapplepie> Box 18:38 < Gencade> welcome back layer-eight 18:38 < corn266> `hello 18:38 <+layer-eight> Egad hi-yea corn266 18:39 < MillerBoss> `admin add ravioli 18:39 < tsarbomba> `g space force 18:40 < Gencade> 'hello 18:40 < Gencade> `hello 18:40 <+layer-eight> Golly howdy-do Gencade 18:41 < Gencade> `hello 18:41 <+layer-eight> Welcome ahoy hoy Gencade 18:42 < tsarbomba> so the bot is now ned flanders, basically 18:42 < tsarbomba> okely dokely neighbor 18:42 < MillerBoss> `admin list 18:43 < admiralspark> man 18:43 < admiralspark> it's friday but 18:43 < tsarbomba> -but 18:43 < admiralspark> I feel like it's gonna have to be 0666 instead of 0444 18:44 <@ravioli> :[ 18:44 < admiralspark> changes in prod before the weekend kinds of read/write 18:44 < admiralspark> ugh 18:45 < tsarbomba> go 777 and yolo 18:45 < admiralspark> thinking about it tbh 18:45 < admiralspark> then tell people I'm out of state for the weekend 18:45 < admiralspark> ;) 18:46 < admiralspark> http://bofh.d00t.org/index.php says the RFO is gonna be "Multiplexed Library Override: 18:46 < admiralspark> " 18:46 <+layer-eight> * admiralspark → BOFH Excuses Generator 18:46 < Palmar> I'm making routing changes in our core network in a friday afternoon 18:47 < Palmar> sometimes you gotta do what you gootta do 18:47 <@ravioli> rip 18:48 < tsarbomba> remember this moment later. it's when you gave up your weekend to work for free. 18:49 < tsarbomba> hey huggy bear 18:49 < Palmar> nah it's going fine :) 18:49 < Palmar> also I get paid overtime because not american 18:50 < tsarbomba> is it really worth giving up all your free time 18:50 < tsarbomba> and upsetting yr bosses 18:50 < tsarbomba> and the lost revenues 18:50 < tsarbomba> and a negative quarterly review 18:50 < tsarbomba> and probably a spanking 18:50 < Palmar> you're assuming I fail! 18:50 < Palmar> I never fail except when I do 18:50 < tsarbomba> 50% of the time i'm 100% effective 18:51 < Palmar> I've only been wrong once, that was the time I thought I was wrong, but it turned out I was right 18:57 < The_Dv8or> sup 18:57 <@ravioli> hi 18:58 < The_Dv8or> this shitty little iPod nano someone dropped under my carseat I dont know how many months ago is about to sell on eBay for at least 75 bucks 19:00 < vinrock> nice 19:00 < bluepad> what generation? 19:01 < The_Dv8or> 7th 19:01 < Ottomite> anyone have any suggestions for a 4g modem with an external antenna ? 19:02 < vinrock> i just go with whatever vzw currently sells 19:03 < Bru-> Ottomite: cradlepoint? 19:03 < Ottomite> on the phone with them currently. Waiting for my sales rep to find one that will have an external antenna 19:03 < vinrock> i know that one of the current models can use an external antenna 19:03 < vinrock> i was just looking at em a couple weeks ago 19:04 < vinrock> https://www.verizonwireless.com/internet-devices/verizon-mifi-4g-lte-global-usb-modem-u620l/ 19:04 < vinrock> that one 19:04 <+layer-eight> * vinrock → Verizon MiFi 4G LTE Global USB Modem U620L | Verizon Wireless 19:05 < Ottomite> I need it to have an Ethernet port too. 19:05 < voidstar> can I go back to sleep boss? 19:05 < corn266> `lucky 19:06 * layer-eight points a 6 chamber revolver with one round loaded at corn266, and spins (6 slots remaining) 19:06 <+layer-eight> *click* - Looks like you get to live another day corn266 19:06 < vinrock> you probably need something like this 19:06 < vinrock> http://www.netgear.com/landings/nighthawk-mr1100-mobile-router/ 19:06 <+layer-eight> * vinrock → Gigabit LTE Mobile Media Streaming Travel Router | Nighthawk M1 - MR 1100 NETGEAR Mobile Router 19:08 < Ottomite> I need external antennas for the LTE 19:08 < Ottomite> These are going in metal buildings that hate radio signals 19:10 <@ravioli> the social network soundtrack is the best playlist for putting on headphones and getting shit done 19:11 < vinrock> this thing can use external antennas 19:11 < vinrock> "Dual TS-9 external 3G/4G antennas connectors" 19:12 < vinrock> http://www.netgear.com/images/Landings/Nighthawk-MR1100-Mobile-Router/AT-T-MR1100-Datasheet.pdf 19:12 <+layer-eight> * vinrock → APPLICATION/PDF Document, 1,786,953 bytes 19:13 < vinrock> look at this technet contributor's profile pic 19:13 < vinrock> https://i1.social.s-msft.com/profile/u/avatar.jpg?displayname=manuel+f.+gil&size=extralarge&version=d0ab31ae-5523-4868-b178-8850221142cd 19:13 <+layer-eight> * vinrock → IMAGE/JPG Document, 4,111 bytes 19:13 < vinrock> m'lady 19:15 <@ravioli> where did you find that picture of cryptic1 19:15 < vinrock> shots fired 19:15 < Ottomite> vinrock, Thanks ! h 19:15 < vinrock> np 19:15 < voidstar> `m'lady 19:15 < Ottomite> my verizon rep is useless.... 19:16 < Gencade> cryptic1 = nazi op\ 19:16 < cantibot> this place devolves a little more every day XD 19:17 < voidstar> dig @cryptic1 yahoo.com 19:17 < Gencade> ;) 19:17 <@cryptic1> you are all banned 19:17 < giant_it_burrit> cryptic1@geocities.org 19:17 <@cryptic1> now get back to work 19:17 < Gencade> no you are cryptic1 19:17 <@cryptic1> no you 19:17 < Gencade> cryptic1, ban yourself 19:18 <@cryptic1> i am not your cryptic1 pal 19:18 < Gencade> but I am 19:18 < Gencade> rekt 19:18 < vinrock> REAL ULTIMATE POWER 19:18 < Gencade> give me the power 19:18 < Gencade> I will kick myself 19:21 < The_Dv8or> sold for 72 bucks, packed, and ready to go…. easiest 72 bucks I ever made 19:23 < JFDkthx> all coworkers who dont respek RO friday should be promoted out of administrative capabilities 19:23 < The_Dv8or> Im not your coworker, but I do like to go into an offic 19:23 < The_Dv8or> office 19:24 < The_Dv8or> I need a reason to put on pants, or it could get kinda depressing 19:26 < bandit146> 70% humidity in the datacenter 19:26 < bandit146> hell yeah 19:26 < admiralspark> #LiquidCooling 19:26 < voidstar> l0l 19:27 < bandit146> there is water on the floor 19:27 < bandit146> dis gun be gud 19:28 < bandit146> good day for the hvac to wonk out 19:28 < admiralspark> gl bandit146 19:28 < voidstar> probably not just on the floor 19:28 < vinrock> i hate when you get a deli sammich and its constructed as if the dude making it was trying to beat his previous speed record 19:28 < vinrock> this sammich is a fucking disaster 19:29 < The_Dv8or> fucked 19:29 < corn266> I go to a deli that's staffed only by the owner and she takes her time to make sandwiches just right 19:29 < The_Dv8or> I take my sandwiches seriously… sometimes Ill just go to the supermarket and get shit to make my own 19:29 < vinrock> ive got a couple places like that near my house 19:29 < bandit146> https://i.imgur.com/JdVoK0Q.png 19:29 <+layer-eight> * bandit146 → IMAGE/PNG Document, 47,278 bytes 19:30 < vinrock> but over here by the office, its a shitshow 19:30 < The_Dv8or> 1/4 lb of ham, 1/4 lb of corned beef, 3-4 slices of Lacey swiss on a french bread 19:30 < The_Dv8or> its massive, but enjoyable 19:30 < corn266> I wqonder when the the breakdown occured bandit146 19:30 < bandit146> luckily this is the new DC and nothing is really in it 19:31 < bandit146> but there is some stuff in it that we'd like not to die 19:31 < voidstar> http://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz6pkp2xrh1rouwdqo1_500.gif 19:31 <+layer-eight> * voidstar → IMAGE/GIF Document, 998,360 bytes 19:31 < admiralspark> man 19:31 < vinrock> one of the highschools in my state was dealing with a serial pooper leaving loaves on the track every morning 19:31 <@ravioli> i saw that news story vinrock 19:32 < vinrock> so the school resource officer set up cameras in a sting operation 19:32 < vinrock> and it was the district superintendent 19:32 <@ravioli> was it that district, or a different district? 19:32 < voidstar> lmfao 19:32 < vinrock> it was his own district! 19:32 < admiralspark> I thought it was bad that we've got batteries popping in our UPS 19:32 < vinrock> he'd go out to the track and pop a squat every single day, right there 19:33 <@ravioli> what charge did they arrest him on 19:33 < vinrock> he got a couple charges 19:33 < vinrock> lewdness, littering and defecating in public 19:33 <@ravioli> maybe he was concerned with the athletics department's fertilizer budget and wanted to help 19:34 <@ravioli> gencade v ravioli in #donger btw 19:34 < vinrock> https://image.nj.com/home/njo-media/width328/img/monmouth_impact/photo/IMG_0010.jpg 19:34 <+layer-eight> * vinrock → IMAGE/JPEG Document, 33,585 bytes 19:34 < vinrock> the face of a serial pooper 19:35 * ravioli got savage rekt in #donger 19:35 < Gencade> I just rekt the shit out of ravioli 19:43 < Alternity> hi 19:43 < Alternity> my name is AL 19:43 < Alternity> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULjCSK0oOlI 19:43 <+layer-eight> * Alternity → Paul Simon - You Can Call Me Al - YouTube 19:43 < Gencade> no 19:43 < GreyKite> Anyone had any issues with T470's overheating or the drives corrupting? 19:44 < Gencade> GreyKite, I've had issues with their harddrives 19:44 < Gencade> but only with the ones that come with seagate 19:46 < vinrock> those aren't 'issues' that is by design 19:49 < Hatter> Alternity: well done, more people should enter the channel accompanied by a theme song 19:50 < DomLS3> pfsense 19:50 <@Code_Man65> felda 19:50 < vinrock> pfelda 19:51 <@cryptic1> damn good deals on used enterprise grade hardware at http://felda.io 19:51 <+layer-eight> * cryptic1 → ⚓ https://felda.io/ → felda 19:52 < felda> felda.io is what I listen to while I'm in the shower 19:52 < vinrock> what if pfelda is actually the mastermind behind a criminal group of hackers 19:53 < vinrock> and felda.io is just ahoneypot he's been collecting our ips with 19:53 < vinrock> while he chats us up and collect humint 19:53 < bandit146> now that is a website 19:53 < felda> bandit146 hand made by me 19:53 < The_Dv8or> Ive heard felda tallk on here. Hes no mastermind. 19:53 < vinrock> smoke & mirrors 19:53 < JFDkthx> felda: looks like a squarespace template 19:53 < JFDkthx> if i have ever seen one. 19:53 < JFDkthx> how much did you pay for it 19:54 < bandit146> as long as it's not wordpress/drupal I'd host it 19:54 < The_Dv8or> I wont visit a site unless they use both the and tag obsessively 19:54 < felda> get it while you can 19:54 < bandit146> TLS too 19:54 < felda> felda.io hosting will expire soon 19:54 < JFDkthx> good riddance 19:54 < JFDkthx> IMHO 19:55 < abakedapplepie> lol 19:55 < voidstar> https://xkcd.com/ 19:55 <+layer-eight> * voidstar → xkcd: IMHO 19:57 < Hatter> who else is getting LIT TONIGHT 19:57 < Hatter> did I use that term correctly? 19:57 < JFDkthx> cryptic1 lived with cockroach in his ear for 9 days after felda crawled in while he was sleeping 19:57 < The_Dv8or> no 19:57 < The_Dv8or> because you used it 19:57 < tsarbomba> y'all were born to be mild 19:58 < Hatter> it did feel pretty uncomfortabler 19:58 < felda> Hatter you also need to yeet and dab 19:58 < Hatter> that sounds icky 19:58 < AnimalFarmPig> Hatter: LIT? I don't know that one 19:59 < vinrock> dont forget to wip and naynay 19:59 < JFDkthx> felda: DIS BITCH EMPTY YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET 19:59 < AnimalFarmPig> Lound & InToxicated? 19:59 < AnimalFarmPig> s/lound/loud 19:59 < Hatter> I was feeling pretty WOKE this morning when my alarm went off 19:59 < voidstar> lost in translation 19:59 < AnimalFarmPig> ahhh... LIT... TIL 20:00 < felda> JFDkthx yes you are one with the youths 20:00 < abakedapplepie> whos the guy that works in manufacturing 20:00 < abakedapplepie> i need someone that knows motorola mc3200 handheld scanners 20:00 < abakedapplepie> s/motorola/zebra 20:00 <+layer-eight> [SED abakedapplepie] i need someone that knows zebra mc3200 handheld scanners 20:00 < vinrock> whatchu need to know about em 20:00 < vinrock> i have a zebra handheld scanner... its a pretty simple device 20:00 < abakedapplepie> my client has gotten herself stuck in some sort of demo application 20:01 < abakedapplepie> where any key you hit just pops a window up saying what the key's function is 20:01 < abakedapplepie> she cant get out and i cant make it over there 20:01 < vinrock> just have her kill the app in task manager 20:01 <@cryptic1> felda's home pc is a Sharp Zaurus SL-5500 20:01 < vinrock> the scanner is just like a usb input device, nothing special about it 20:02 < felda> cryptic1 uses a punchcard PC with stone tablets 20:02 < abakedapplepie> this is a windows ce scanner, vinrock 20:02 < abakedapplepie> all in one handheld unit 20:02 < vinrock> ohhh 20:02 < abakedapplepie> she cant open a task manager because all the keys are stuck in this demo mode 20:02 < vinrock> there's gona be some sorta way to force reboot it 20:02 < abakedapplepie> i can have her do a cold boot 20:02 < abakedapplepie> which is a factory reset 20:02 < vinrock> yeah id just do that 20:03 < abakedapplepie> but then i have to go out and configure it again 20:03 < vinrock> quick n easy 20:03 < vinrock> oh thats whack 20:03 < abakedapplepie> i could try and coach her how to set it up over the phone 20:03 < abakedapplepie> but it would be faster for me to drive there and do it lol 20:03 < voidstar> billable hours, amirite? 20:05 < vinrock> here try this 20:05 < vinrock> "To try a specific feature, click on the "hamburger" menu icon at the top left and select it. To quickly exit the Feature Demo App, use the X at the top right." 20:05 < vinrock> sounds like shes stuck in the datawedge demo app 20:05 < abakedapplepie> oh wow these things do an ad-hoc PTT network 20:05 <@cryptic1> screw the hamburger icon 20:05 < abakedapplepie> that is pretty coolio 20:05 <@cryptic1> worst icon ever for menu 20:05 * tsarbomba sends cryptic an eggplant emoji 20:05 < abakedapplepie> ive never read the manual for these things 20:05 < vinrock> http://techdocs.zebra.com/enterprise-browser/1-4/guide/featuredemo/ 20:05 <+layer-eight> * vinrock → Feature Demo - Zebra Technologies TechDocs 20:05 < The_Dv8or> you homos have a good day… Im goin out for dim sum 20:05 < alazare619> "hamburger menu" 20:05 < alazare619> thats a new one on me 20:05 < vinrock> never not dim sum 20:05 < vinrock> wait 20:06 < vinrock> how the hell you having dimsum on a friday 20:06 < tsarbomba> why three lines is somehow worse than three dots is beyuond me 20:06 < abakedapplepie> because it looks like a menu 20:06 < voidstar> https://vtldesign.com/web-strategy/website-design-development/hamburger-icon-flyout-menu-website-navigation/ 20:06 <+layer-eight> * voidstar → Is the Hamburger Icon (Flyout Menu) Right for Your Website Navigation? 20:06 < tsarbomba> three dots looks like a menu? 20:06 < abakedapplepie> no 20:06 < abakedapplepie> three lines 20:08 < abakedapplepie> oh i see why you said hamburger menu 20:08 < abakedapplepie> thats the android version 20:08 < abakedapplepie> im on windows ce 20:12 <@ravioli> aeirjgarhgauerhgajuehrg 20:12 < abakedapplepie> me too 20:13 < tsarbomba> #metoo 20:13 <@JollyRgrs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrmPehlHK3w 20:13 <+layer-eight> * JollyRgrs → Batman ualuealuealeuale - YouTube 20:17 < tsarbomba> ackchyually https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FOz-pD4AI0 20:19 < vinrock> yo 20:19 < vinrock> the reports dashboard in security & compliance center in o365 is complete shit compared to the mail protection reports excel workbook that they ofc stopped supporting 20:19 < vinrock> is there a fuckin way to get something similar to appear in o365 20:20 < vinrock> i hate when they do shit like this 20:20 < vinrock> that report was great, this dashboard is a festering pile of shit 20:21 < tsarbomba> yt is overflowing with awesome if you know where to look https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTIIMJ9tUc8 20:26 < tsarbomba> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVj0ZTS4WF4 20:28 < MillerBoss> Wow my Google API really did get killed 20:28 <@ravioli> i blame precise 20:29 < GreyKite> MillerBoss: ahahahhaahah 20:29 < felda> to be honest it's mostly tsarbomba who causes the world's woes 20:33 < corn266> I thought it was DNS 20:33 <@cryptic1> MillerBoss, probably too much usage for the free tier 20:35 < corn266> ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ 20:36 <+AnonymooseWork> lol corn its always dns 20:37 < tsarbomba> so hawaii is going to be pulled back into the earth like the kid's backyard did in the move 'the gate' 20:37 < tsarbomba> i guess some people will need to make new vacation plans 20:37 < tsarbomba> s/did/was 20:37 <+AnonymooseWork> ... 20:37 <+AnonymooseWork> dang 20:37 <+AnonymooseWork> where is dog gonna bounty hunt 20:37 <+AnonymooseWork> underwater? 20:37 <+AnonymooseWork> new tv show idea for A&E 20:37 < tsarbomba> i think he goes to colorado now 20:37 < tsarbomba> maybe ninjastyle can vouch for dog 20:37 <+AnonymooseWork> ...remember when A&E stood for arts & entertainment?? peperidge farm remembers 20:38 < tsarbomba> ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED 20:41 < tsarbomba> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gy1B3agGNxw 20:43 < MillerBoss> I can't even find which Google account hat key is under. :( I need to keep better records. 20:43 < Heresiarch> tsarbomba: Air humping and techno. Pure sax. 20:45 < Alternity> i'm not wearing a hat 20:46 < tsarbomba> happy kent state massacre day 20:46 < MillerBoss> I'll fix it in a few hours. Someone has to work around here. 20:49 < corn266> `apocalypse 20:49 <+layer-eight> Apocalypse Clock is currently set to 11:58 PM 20:54 < corn266> Did they just completely halt rhel 7.4 updates since 7.5 came out? 20:54 < Heresiarch> isn't 7.5 the update to 7.4? 20:55 < corn266> yea, but I figured they would still update things on 7.4 20:56 < Heresiarch> why? 7.5 shouldn't have any major changes in terms of package revs, just sec fixes/errata. 20:56 <+CheckYourSix> I've had a ticket in for 29 hours and it's deemed an outage... 29 fucking hours for an outage ticket!!!! It's an easy fix too that I don't have access to 20:57 < Heresiarch> afaik, the minor rev numbers for rhel are more about tracking point-in-time package revs rather than being separate update branches. 20:58 < tsarbomba> call and tell them they're in violation of SLA 20:58 < bandit146> the updates for 7.4 is 7.5 20:59 <+CheckYourSix> It's internal with SFB. I need some stuff reset. Stupid fucks can't even get that done. I hate India. I stirred some shit up a few minutes ago and copied the whole distribution list including the US engineers. I'm waiting 30 minutes and doing it again 21:00 <+CheckYourSix> It's the main phone at the security desk so we have zero intercom with the main gate entrance 21:00 <+CheckYourSix> No way to talk to visitors or contractors that don't have company badges with access 21:01 < Spr1ng> Is there any real benefit in setting up a RODC in a clients office if it'll be on the only windows server running there? 21:07 < syere> I wonder how much trouble i'll run into trying to get pfsense to aggregate four wan connections. 21:08 < Heresiarch> syere: do you have BGP in place? 21:09 < syere> Heresiarch: I have about nothing. Work handed my a bunch of old equipment, including four older cisco AP's that can do bridge mode. Mostly just seeing if I can make it happen or not. Proof of concept and boredom mostly 21:09 < vinrock> lol this microsoft troubleshooter 21:09 < vinrock> Did this resolve the issue? 21:09 < vinrock> No? 21:09 < syere> I thought maybe with my vlan capable switch, and a virtual server with five nics, I might have some fun with it 21:09 < vinrock> Next step -> reinstall windows 21:09 < vinrock> did that resolve the issue? 21:09 < vinrock> no? 21:10 < vinrock> final step -> upgrade to windows10 21:10 < vinrock> you fucking whores 21:10 < Llama052> hmm place just told me we don't do vmhost interface port channels because it presents a security risk 21:11 < ekaj> Anyone running named for DNS lookups? 21:11 <+TuxedoJack> vinrock: final step - drive to Redmond, firebomb the building, and piss on Satya Nadella's corpse 21:11 < ekaj> .bofh 21:11 < ekaj> :Q! 21:11 < ekaj> :q! 21:11 < ekaj> :q! 21:11 < ekaj> oh shit wrong keyboard 21:11 <+TuxedoJack> Shit's fucked, yo 21:12 < admiralspark> lol 21:12 < vinrock> final final step -> whittle a wodden effiagy of bill gates, place in corner of bedroom, light candle each morning and provide with gift of fruit while chanting in tongues 21:13 < vinrock> hm that might actually work 21:13 < Heresiarch> vinrock: you're working with Windows, not AIX. The fruit is unnecessary. 21:13 < vinrock> hah 21:13 < syere> speaking of windows. is WinRM a mature product yet? Or is it expected to just constantly run into a wall with it 21:13 < vinrock> it's a mature attack vector, yes 21:13 <+TuxedoJack> syere: it's as mature as Roy Moore's girlfriends 21:14 <+TuxedoJack> And you should run into a wall with it like Princess Di 21:14 < syere> ooooooh that's bad 21:14 < felda> syere you can do a form of connection bonding with pfsense 21:14 < Heresiarch> syere: in its default state, no. Unless you're really wanting to lock it down, then you're probably better off waiting until the MS port of OpenSSH. 21:14 < syere> new job, moved me up and out of *nix world. Trying to automate windows installs with packer and it is relying heavily on winrm. wondering if installing ssh on it would be worth it 21:15 < syere> felda: i'll look into that 21:15 < felda> YES YOU WILL 21:15 < DomLS3> pfsenseeeeeeeee 21:15 < DomLS3> felda watch it with the caps my guy 21:15 < felda> NO 21:15 < DomLS3> we do not tolerate yelling in this channel 21:16 < felda> IT'S POWERFUL WHISPERING 21:16 < DomLS3> but you're not powerful so you just end up sounding like a powerpuff girl 21:16 < MillerBoss> ekaj 👉 .command is now `command 21:16 < Heresiarch> anyone know what the status is for win2016 and ssh client/server? I'd heard it was slipped into the new release of Win10... 21:16 < MillerBoss> `bofh 21:16 <+layer-eight> BOFH Bugs in the raid 21:16 < DomLS3> MillerBoss: go back to the old layer-eight. This one sucks 21:17 < MillerBoss> Sure DomLS3 21:17 < ekaj> `bofh 21:17 <+layer-eight> BOFH We didn't pay the internet bill and it's been cut off. 21:17 < ekaj> ty 21:17 < MillerBoss> `refresh 21:17 * layer-eight is feeling so fresh and so clean 21:17 < MillerBoss> OK back to the old bot DomLS3. Have a great day! 21:17 < admiralspark> why are we using backticks? 21:17 < DomLS3> s/day/test 21:17 <+layer-eight> [SED DomLS3/MillerBoss] OK back to the old bot DomLS3. Have a great test! 21:17 < DomLS3> not the old bot 21:17 < DomLS3> you liar 21:17 < DomLS3> liar liar panties on fire 21:18 < MillerBoss> Because ..blah blah would trigger layer-eight to message you saying that is not a valid command 21:18 < admiralspark> oh 21:18 < MillerBoss> Like 21:18 < MillerBoss> ..hey 21:18 < admiralspark> ahhhh 21:18 < admiralspark> in a dm 21:18 < admiralspark> I see 21:18 < MillerBoss> Yup 21:19 < Gencade> :D 21:20 < MillerBoss> I love having wireless mice for users but man I wish I could get replacement USB dipsticks. I got 9 mice that can not be used 21:20 < Llama052> Just chain them together like they do with bathroom keys at ghetto gas stations 21:20 < MillerBoss> Oh and 5 USB dipsticks that do not work with the 9 mice I got so I am missing 5 mice too 21:20 < Llama052> can't lose them then 21:20 < MillerBoss> Ha ha 21:21 < MillerBoss> Still better than wires though 21:21 < DomLS3> not really 21:21 < syere> im pretty sure you can re-sync most of those mice and dongles 21:21 < DomLS3> run the wires along with the power/HDMI cords for the monitors 21:21 < DomLS3> not really any extra clutter.. and it's cheaper. Don't have to replace batteries 21:21 < admiralspark> MillerBoss: are you not using logitech? They have a free app to resync 21:22 < MillerBoss> Rechargable batteries. syere admiralspark really? 2 Logitech and 7 Microsoft 21:22 < MillerBoss> But still need 4 more USB dipsticks 21:23 < admiralspark> yeah. The logitech app has been a lifesaver, been where you are. http://support.logitech.com/en_us/software/logitech-connection-utility-software 21:23 <+layer-eight> * admiralspark → Logitech Connection Utility Software - Logitech Support 21:23 < syere> It was ironically enough, on reddit awhile back. A person had the same issue you are having, and they discovered there was a way toput the mice back into discovery mode 21:24 < DomLS3> by cheaper I meant keyboard and mouse wise. USB is cheaper 21:24 < MillerBoss> Thanks admiralspark :) syere I wonder if that would work for these Microsoft mice 21:24 < admiralspark> obvs if you have Unifying ones you just need to hit the button 21:24 < DomLS3> batteries can be recharged yes but still a hassle to have to replace them because nobody knows how to open a god damn mouse up to put them in 21:24 < MillerBoss> Not unifying as far as I know 21:24 < admiralspark> then yeah, try the app :) GL! 21:25 < MillerBoss> DomLS3 just like no one does Windows Updates too right? 21:25 < syere> MillerBoss: I do not see why not 21:25 < MillerBoss> Oh wait you don't do Windows Updates. :P 21:26 < DomLS3> MillerBoss: Sure don't 21:26 < MillerBoss> ;) 21:26 < DomLS3> Know why? Because I'm not one of the miserable fucks on reddit who posts "Upgraded to 1809 and now everything is broken" 21:27 < admiralspark> lol, I'm doing a ws2016 april rollup push on an edge server right now 21:27 < admiralspark> stuck at 1% 21:27 < DomLS3> ^^ 21:27 < DomLS3> see 21:27 < admiralspark> good Friday thing to work with ;) 21:28 < DomLS3> That's what happens when you update 21:28 < admiralspark> DomLS3: it could be my shitty slow internet too, never know 21:28 < vinrock> https://i.redditmedia.com/Y4yEqKb3d_MV92CxumiS0-sBnj3uMkMv_a-5-ZuTG4w.jpg?w=720&s=ef732ccf391d586faf9beab2f26c5ed2 21:28 <+layer-eight> * vinrock → IMAGE/JPEG Document, 98,970 bytes 21:28 < admiralspark> all my nix boxes work fine though 21:28 < DomLS3> how long has it been stuck on 1% 21:28 < admiralspark> oh, haha, only 5 minutes 21:28 < vinrock> can we lower layer eight's verbosity level one notch 21:28 < vinrock> hes on debug still 21:28 < admiralspark> OOO 21:29 < admiralspark> DomLS3: suddenly 20%! 21:29 < admiralspark> things are Happening™ 21:29 < MillerBoss> DomLS3 👉 I am giving you a hard time but I mean you should be doing security updates 21:29 < MillerBoss> I am holding off on 1803 for sometime 21:29 < vinrock> i dont want to update ever again 21:30 < vinrock> im getting sick of candy crush showing up 21:30 < vinrock> and skype 21:30 < MillerBoss> It showed up in 1803? 21:30 < vinrock> yup 21:30 < MillerBoss> And one drive fuck that thing 21:30 < vinrock> and it ripped out my rsat 21:30 < admiralspark> as always 21:30 < vinrock> yup 21:30 < DomLS3> rsat gets uninstalled automatically everytime 21:30 < MillerBoss> After an upgrade? 21:30 < MillerBoss> Holy fuck 21:30 < DomLS3> yes 21:30 < syere> that makes such little sense to do 21:30 < vinrock> not only did it install skype this time, but i got a message that now i have a skype account and am currently signed in 21:30 < MillerBoss> Too many cooks int he kitchen at Microsoft 21:31 < vinrock> THANKS, MS 21:31 < DomLS3> MillerBoss: No updates, no problems ;) 21:31 < MillerBoss> But you do security updates right? 21:31 < DomLS3> sometimes? 21:31 < corn266> Destiny 2 for $12 yea or nay 21:31 < MillerBoss> Oh geez 21:31 < DomLS3> xD 21:31 < MillerBoss> I just set up WSUS 2 days ago just to stop 1803. 21:32 < admiralspark> They have security rollups, don't know why you wouldn't just apply those ;) 21:32 < vinrock> im just running win10 on my laptop and update everything so i can get a feel for it well before migrating our office pc's 21:32 < vinrock> im gona have to move us to enterprise 21:32 < vinrock> theres no fuckin way im dealing with this win10 bullshit and not being able to control the behavior 21:32 < MillerBoss> vinrock 👉 I am on a Mac here at work and use VMs for that also in various OUs 21:32 < MillerBoss> Enterprise you still get shit installed 21:32 < vinrock> you can use gpo to disable it 21:33 < MillerBoss> Right 21:33 < vinrock> but only in ent and edu 21:33 < vinrock> pro is like home now 21:33 < vinrock> so im gona have to order new pc's and close to $300/ea for an ent upgrade lic 21:34 <@JollyRgrs> vinrock: what? 21:34 <@JollyRgrs> it's not that much more to upgrade from pro to ent, is it? 21:34 < vinrock> at least thats the number im seeing on cdw 21:34 <+CheckYourSix> Finally got a call from someone US based. My ticket was resolved in 6 minutes. Half of that was me explaining the issue and walking over to it on the other side of the building 21:34 <@cryptic1> cdw is the worst 21:34 < vinrock> cdw is showing win10 ent upgrade licenses close to $300/pop 21:34 < Hatter> cryptic1: WHY! Give me 5 reasons please. 21:34 <@JollyRgrs> cdw reps give you tickets to events though 21:34 <@cryptic1> discounts my ass 21:34 <@JollyRgrs> vinrock: wow 21:34 < vinrock> yeah but theyre always in the middle of the day in manhattan 21:34 < vinrock> so i never go 21:34 <@cryptic1> their shit on sale is same as retail 21:34 <@JollyRgrs> vinrock: well, maybe in NYC it is 21:35 < vinrock> they sound fun 21:35 < vinrock> free fod n drinks, pool, bowling, cruises, etc 21:35 < vinrock> just sit there and pretend youre interested in the jingle 21:35 <@JollyRgrs> i'm pretty sure we used CDW b/c the mgrs got kickbacks... dinners, sports tickets, etc. 21:35 < vinrock> skip out on a day of work 21:35 < vinrock> wait what 21:35 < vinrock> if thats true im bout to buy exclusively from cdw 21:35 < vinrock> freebies are my weakness 21:35 < admiralspark> vinrock: You should be using a KMS and volume licensing if you go enterprise 21:35 < admiralspark> buying individual licenses will get you screwed 21:35 <@JollyRgrs> vinrock: depends on your rep i think 21:35 < vinrock> yeah admiral ent licenses are only available through volume licensing 21:36 < vinrock> so yeah the price will go down but i dont expect by much 21:36 <@cryptic1> the people working at cdw deal with high pressure from upper management to double their sales monthly 21:36 < vinrock> maybe $10/ea or some shit 21:36 < vinrock> i -had- a great cdw rep 21:36 < vinrock> my new one sucks ass 21:36 < vinrock> and i do all the purchasing so i should get all the goodies 21:37 < vinrock> eset knows how to butter someone up 21:37 < vinrock> they sent me a box full of eset swag 21:37 < vinrock> customer4lyfe 21:40 < corn266> holy hell 128GB flash drives for <$40 21:40 < corn266> is this the future? 21:40 < vinrock> what a time to be alive 21:40 < linuxdood> corn266, no its just a dream, go back to sleep. 21:40 < Gencade> linuxdood, who are you? 21:40 <@JollyRgrs> corn266: yeah, but those 512GB flash drives are prob like $150 lol 21:40 * JollyRgrs remembers when a 32MB flash drive was >$40 21:40 < linuxdood> Gencade, who are you? 21:41 < corn266> is this a dream? 21:41 < corn266> `flip heads 21:41 <+layer-eight> corn266, your coin landed on Tails → you picked Heads → you are the ↓ Loser 21:41 < DomLS3> `flip game over 21:41 <+layer-eight> DomLS3, your coin landed on Heads → you picked Tails → you are the ↓ Loser 21:41 < DomLS3> wat 21:41 < DomLS3> I didn't pick shit 21:41 < DomLS3> `flip yomomma 21:41 <+layer-eight> DomLS3, your coin landed on Heads → you picked Heads → you are the ↑ Winner 21:42 < syere> well, that doesnt look like a sanitized input 21:42 < DomLS3> if ($choice != "heads" and $choice != "tails") { privmsg bitch it's heads or tails } 21:43 < ekaj> *or 21:43 < corn266> *and 21:44 < DomLS3> *and 21:44 < syere> and then... 21:44 < Anaphylaxis> I really dunno wtf is happening, when a client goes to login to Office (either Word but mostly Outlook) it just says "we're getting things ready" and has a hidden dialogue box you can't see/interact w/. Any ideas anyone? 21:44 < Anaphylaxis> It works with my account though, LOL 21:44 < SpeakerToMeat> Anyone here uses webmin/virtualmin? 21:44 < ekaj> it's an or, heads or tails. It's not both 21:44 < linuxdood> SpeakerToMeat, use to dabble in webmin 21:44 < syere> ekaj, but if it is not either, you send message 21:44 < corn266> it's a sanitization function 21:45 < syere> if not head and not tail, send message to user 21:45 <@NinjaStyle> tsarbomba: dog is bitch 21:45 <@NinjaStyle> but i think he is in co 21:45 < syere> Im in CO... 21:45 < SpeakerToMeat> linuxdood: I guess you don't know why the miniserver is not specifying any or the right encoding for the served pages, right? 21:45 < MillerBoss> https://github.com/funsocietyirc/MrNodeBot/blob/abc10128d3650038ab41706356b4f0fb28f44664/scripts/commands/flip.js 21:45 <+layer-eight> * MillerBoss → GitHub → funsocietyirc → MrNodeBot → Your Friendly NodeJs IRC Bot Framework → @ ~ 9 days ago → JavaScript → ✡ 14 → Forks: 3 21:45 < DomLS3> ekaj: the correct syntax is and 21:45 <@NinjaStyle> syere: why so many in colorado in here 21:45 <@NinjaStyle> WHY 21:46 <@NinjaStyle> HELP 21:46 < syere> NinjaStyle: I just moved to this great wonderful amazing state 21:46 <@NinjaStyle> oh nice 21:46 <@NinjaStyle> congrats 21:46 < linuxdood> SpeakerToMeat, need more details, is webmin just not pulling up? or is it up and soemthing els eis not working? 21:46 < syere> thanks! best decision of my life. I highly encourage it 21:46 <@NinjaStyle> i already live here 21:46 < MillerBoss> Using https://www.npmjs.com/package/random-js 21:46 < syere> oh yea? 21:46 <+layer-eight> * MillerBoss → random-js - npm 21:46 <@NinjaStyle> syere: lol yeah 21:46 < syere> Boulder, Denver, other? 21:46 <@NinjaStyle> denver 21:46 < syere> same here.... 21:47 < Gencade> happy read only friday 21:47 < syere> do you work for a guy that owns a large chunk of downtown denver by chance? 21:47 <@NinjaStyle> davita? 21:47 <@NinjaStyle> who we talknig about 21:47 < syere> same person that owns the pepsi center 21:47 < mal_will> lol a lot of people own denver 21:47 <@NinjaStyle> no, i dont even know who owns the pepsi center 21:48 <@JollyRgrs> I DO 21:48 <@JollyRgrs> see my pepsi symbol next to my name? 21:48 < corn266> `lmgtfy Who owns the pepsi center 21:48 <+layer-eight> Something went wrong fetching LMGTFY data for you corn266 21:48 <@NinjaStyle> the detroit redwings? 21:48 <@JollyRgrs> custom irc emoji 21:48 <@NinjaStyle> burn 21:50 < SpeakerToMeat> linuxdood: It's just insisting on usign charset iso-8859-1 in headers and html, but then includes utf-8 stuff 21:50 < linuxdood> SpeakerToMeat, yeah im not sure man, has to be a config thats controlling that? 21:51 < SpeakerToMeat> Yeah I'm digging 21:52 <@cryptic1> custom irc emotes are licenses per channel on freenode 21:52 < linuxdood> cryptic1, loot boxes? 21:53 <@cryptic1> only $15.99 per month 21:53 <@cryptic1> not replacing loot boxes 21:53 <@cryptic1> we still have those 21:53 < linuxdood> cryptic1, sweet sign up McDonaldsWiFi and GreyKite 21:53 < DomLS3> what is linuxdood doing here 21:53 < DomLS3> didn't we vote to permaban him 21:53 <@cryptic1> remember 1 in 10000000000000 chance at op from loot crate purchase 21:53 < DomLS3> cryptic1: 1 in 100000000000000 chance at op for 3 seconds 21:54 < DomLS3> I need my auto +v :'( 21:54 < DomLS3> stupid freenode disconnects me and fucks me out of v 21:54 < mentok> SUP WHITE PEOPLE 21:54 < Gencade> remember 1 in 10000000000000 chance to get a blowjob from cryptic1's mom with the purchase of a +k 21:54 < DomLS3> Gencade: sign me up 21:54 < Gencade> cryptic1, you heard him 21:55 < DomLS3> cryptic1's mom is a lovely lady 21:55 < Gencade> offensive and rude are reduntdant you sperg 21:55 < DomLS3> she is classy and all that jazz 21:55 < Gencade> Code_Man65, pfsense 21:55 < DomLS3> now give me +v 21:55 * Heresiarch gets popcorn 21:56 < SpeakerToMeat> Man this song really makes me wanna be a stripper 21:56 < DomLS3> oh 21:56 < Gencade> DomLS3, get rekt 21:56 < DomLS3> so we're doing this 21:56 < DomLS3> where tf did felda's bitch ass go 21:56 <@cryptic1> i was asked to crack down on you, DrGibby|, felda, linuxdood, NinjaStyle, DomLS3, suttin, JFDkthx by freenode staff 21:56 < Gencade> DomLS3, probably working 21:56 < DomLS3> cryptic1: crack down on me with a +v 21:56 < DomLS3> OH that rhymed 21:57 < DomLS3> I'm a poet and didn 21:57 < DomLS3> I'm a poet and didn't know it 21:57 < DomLS3> OH 21:57 < DomLS3> thank gawd ^ 21:57 < DomLS3> linuxdood is cancer to this channel 21:58 < SpeakerToMeat> cancer is a channel to this dog 21:58 < DomLS3> One day, when I am op in here, I vow to rid this place of his filth. Don't worry everyone. I won't let you down 21:58 < Gencade> DomLS3 as an OP? Perish the thought 21:59 < DomLS3> I would be a great op 21:59 < SpeakerToMeat> Doesn't this make anybody else wanna be a stripper? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpDmklLFXVc 21:59 <+layer-eight> * SpeakerToMeat → Peaches - Fuck the Pain Away - YouTube 21:59 < corn266> What do I do with these .rpmnew files being created during an update? 21:59 < SpeakerToMeat> nsfw 21:59 < DomLS3> SpeakerToMeat: her nose is huge 21:59 < SpeakerToMeat> corn266: Compare (or diff) them against your modified configs, check if there are any new options or non overriden defaults you need to port 21:59 < Gencade> cryptic1, who made this request in particular 21:59 < Heresiarch> corn266: dun't matter, really. You can clean them up, but they're occasionally useful for reference. 21:59 < DomLS3> you could her nose as a stripper pole 22:00 < Gencade> cryptic1, psi-jackoff? 22:00 <@NinjaStyle> cryptic1: D: 22:00 < corn266> Alright, thanks y'all 22:00 < SpeakerToMeat> Gencade: psi is a rom 22:01 < DomLS3> s/psi/my mom 22:01 <+layer-eight> [SED DomLS3/SpeakerToMeat] Gencade: my mom is a rom 22:01 < Gencade> neat 22:01 < Gencade> don't abuse layer-eight , cryptic1 will turn it off 22:01 < GreyKite> huh, I didn't make the shitlist, neat 22:01 < GreyKite> did MillerBoss ever fix the Google API? 22:01 < SpeakerToMeat> Wait, cryptic1 wrestled control of layer out of the old one? 22:02 < MillerBoss> No. I will soon GreyKite :) 22:02 < GreyKite> MillerBoss: no rush, just wondering 22:02 < MillerBoss> You bet. 22:02 < corn266> `lmgtfy Did MillerBoss fix the Google API? 22:02 <+layer-eight> Something went wrong fetching LMGTFY data for you corn266 22:02 < MillerBoss> First I need to find the Google account that key is under. I have way too ma y accounts for various reasons. 22:03 < MillerBoss> Because I wonder if the key leaked for some reason 22:03 < DomLS3> why do you need an API 22:04 < DomLS3> http://lmgtfy.com/?q=questions+goes+here 22:04 <+layer-eight> * DomLS3 → LMGTFY 22:04 < MillerBoss> Various things, DomLS3. One being YouTube API 22:04 < MillerBoss> Which is all int he same key 22:05 < DomLS3> But you don't need it to do lmgtfy 22:05 < DomLS3> simply just put the text at the end of http://lmgtfy.com/?q= and then privmsg it 22:05 <+layer-eight> * DomLS3 → ⚓ http://lmgtfy.com/ → LMGTFY 22:07 <@cryptic1> did someone request banning layer-eight ? 22:07 < Gencade> cryptic1, who asked you to crack down 22:07 < DomLS3> cryptic1: no but there was a request to +v DomLS3 22:07 < gnupluslinux> bet you it was tom 22:07 <@cryptic1> Gencade, freenode staff 22:07 < Gencade> cryptic1, who in particualr 22:07 < gnupluslinux> him and his myspaces 22:07 <@cryptic1> you guys are out of control 22:07 < gnupluslinux> F R E E N O D E S T A F F 22:07 <@cryptic1> the eyecancer chat 22:08 <@cryptic1> think of the children.gif 22:08 <+CheckYourSix> cryptic1: Go back to work! 22:08 <@cryptic1> D: 22:08 < gnupluslinux> hwat are you talking about cryptic1. this chat is the pinnacle of human social evolution 22:08 < Gencade> d: 22:08 < DomLS3> cryptic1: GO back to work... after you +v DomLS3 22:08 < corn266> is cryptic1getbackto.work still online? 22:09 < gnupluslinux> backto.support is available 22:10 < Hatter> cryptic1 has kicked Gencade from #reddit-sysadmin (offensive and rude behavior will no longer be tolerated!) 22:10 < Hatter> be careful cryptic, you're starting to sound like me! 22:11 < GreyKite> there are not enough hours in the day or people on my team 22:13 < Gencade> did the empire do anything wrong? 22:17 < MillerBoss> Gencade 👉 Go outside and cut the grass. Pull the weeds too 22:18 < Gencade> I live in an apartment 22:18 < MillerBoss> So 22:19 < corn266> The empire was only trying to bring stability to the galaxy 22:20 < syere> The empire really just suffered from poor management 22:21 < corn266> Well yea if the entire senate is one person it makes sense there'd be a massive backlog of things to do 22:22 < corn266> 7.5 still giving me kernel panic randomly, kdump is not enabled so I can't get those logs fml 22:24 < syere> metal or vm? 22:24 < corn266> metal 22:25 < syere> run a memtest on it yet? 22:26 < corn266> Would upgrading from 7.4 to 7.5 corrupt the RAM? 22:26 < syere> well no, but RAM does go bad. And if you can't pull the logs, it's not a bad 60 second test 22:27 <+CheckYourSix> How is the max number of open files determined on Linux? 22:27 < xamithan> kernel tuning 22:27 < corn266> Kernel Parameter? 22:27 <+CheckYourSix> I mean how does it determine that by default? Seems like each machine has different limits 22:27 < Heresiarch> CheckYourSix: ulimit or /etc/security/limits.conf 22:28 < xamithan> It would be whatever the distro sets for fs/file-max 22:28 < xamithan> I assume 22:29 <+CheckYourSix> Like my VM has it set to 46,927, which is low. A post I'm reading had it set to 818,534 by default 22:29 <+CheckYourSix> Wondering if there's a rhyme or reason to it 22:30 < xamithan> My VM says 26384009 but my desktop says 810940 22:30 < xamithan> Oh it has a formula: mempages * (page_size/1024))/10 22:30 <+CheckYourSix> Yeah. I wonder how the OS determines that from the start. And if there's a method to figuring out what the best number is without going too high 22:31 <+CheckYourSix> So it's based on RAM? 22:31 < xamithan> http://www.linuxvox.com/post/what-are-file-max-and-file-nr-linux-kernel-parameters/ 22:31 <+layer-eight> * xamithan → What are file-max and file-nr linux kernel parameters? 22:31 <@JollyRgrs> `yt funky town lipps 22:32 <@JollyRgrs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVwiixXViT0 22:32 <+layer-eight> * JollyRgrs → Lipps Inc. - Funky Town [HD] 1979 - YouTube 22:33 <@JollyRgrs> erm... 22:33 <@JollyRgrs> NSFW label? 22:33 <@JollyRgrs> seems the dancer at the beginning has a see thru shirt kinda? 22:33 <@JollyRgrs> did't realize that 22:34 < xamithan> I bet my VPS is that high because it is openVZ shared 22:34 <@JollyRgrs> man 22:34 <@JollyRgrs> friggin explorer.exe needs a history and favorites 22:34 < The_Dv8or> re 22:34 <@JollyRgrs> and i don't mean that thing on the left side 22:35 < The_Dv8or> then what do you mean 22:35 <@JollyRgrs> i mean like browsers have 22:35 < The_Dv8or> oh, Winders Explorer 22:35 <@JollyRgrs> where i can do a fav bar with folders and sub-folders of favs 22:35 <@JollyRgrs> yeah... explorer.exe 22:36 < The_Dv8or> there is a favs area 22:36 < The_Dv8or> I think 22:36 <@JollyRgrs> quick access 22:36 <@JollyRgrs> but it isn't the same 22:36 < The_Dv8or> why not? 22:36 <@JollyRgrs> you can't organize your bookmarks 22:36 <@JollyRgrs> you just pin certain locations 22:36 < The_Dv8or> it is kinda basic 22:36 <@JollyRgrs> so you can't make a sub-folder to organize better 22:37 <@JollyRgrs> i could have one called "logs" 22:37 < The_Dv8or> you can do shortcuts in a folder, and then create a taskbar of the folder 22:37 <@JollyRgrs> and in it would be log locations for diff applications, or diff servers 22:37 < The_Dv8or> so when you click on it, it comes up like a menu 22:37 <@JollyRgrs> The_Dv8or: i know i could do that 22:37 <@JollyRgrs> that's not the point 22:37 <@JollyRgrs> you can do the same thing for websites 22:37 <@JollyRgrs> BUT PEOPLE DON'T because browsers found a nicer way to do it 22:37 < The_Dv8or> right 22:37 < xamithan> Just stop using windows explorer 22:38 <@JollyRgrs> xamithan: and what should i use, oh kind sir? my organization won't support me using linux and i'm not in marketing so i can't pretend that i "have" to have a mac (nor would I want one) 22:38 <@JollyRgrs> and i'm not keen on shell replacements 22:38 < xamithan> Install freecommander or another great alternative ? 22:38 < The_Dv8or> woo, almost done rebuilding my Plex content folder 22:39 < CBebop> Install WSL+Ubuntu, Vcxsrv, install a de, install a file manager, be way overkill and fragile, profit? 22:39 <@JollyRgrs> CBebop: lol 22:40 < xamithan> I run kde on my windows10 computer 22:40 <@JollyRgrs> CBebop: until my dingus team figures out how to do SCCM right, i doubt they will be able to get features like WSL available for DL 22:40 < CBebop> I run WSL+Ubuntu solely for weechat and vim.... 22:40 <@JollyRgrs> xamithan: seems like fighting a battle every day 22:40 <@JollyRgrs> CBebop: i can't do weechat in wsl 22:41 < CBebop> JollyRgrs: Why? 22:41 <@JollyRgrs> screen and tmux both don't do right in it 22:41 <@JollyRgrs> displays all funky 22:41 <@JollyRgrs> my instance runs on another server that i ssh into 22:41 < CBebop> Have not tried in screen or tmux 22:41 < xamithan> This one looks cool too: https://www.zabkat.com/ 22:41 <+layer-eight> * xamithan → xplorer² Windows File Manager (Explorer replacement) 22:41 <@JollyRgrs> i was actually most wanting WSL for weechat 22:41 < xamithan> xplorer2 22:41 <@JollyRgrs> but nope 22:41 <@JollyRgrs> so putty it still is 22:41 < CBebop> I use ZNC and just let weechat connect to that, 22:42 < CBebop> over SSL, letsencrypt certs. 22:42 <@JollyRgrs> why use znc when weechat has its own relay? 22:42 <@JollyRgrs> i also like using the weechat android client 22:42 < CBebop> I used ZNC well before I knew about weechat 22:42 < CBebop> So I moved over to weechat and just made it work on my current bouncer, 22:42 <@JollyRgrs> understandable 22:43 < CBebop> Used irssi or mIRC for the longest time depending on environment 22:44 < sadbox> JollyRgrs: does the weechat relay work w/ other clients? 22:44 < tsarbomba> the main problems with weechat are as such: 22:44 < tsarbomba> a) it's not irssi 22:44 < tsarbomba> b) it's definitely not irssi 22:45 < CBebop> Thats true. 22:45 < technonerd> Yes it does you just define a port for the channels you want 22:45 < CBebop> But I like weechat for irc and slack integrations, one client! Muahahaha 22:46 < technonerd> And bitlbee 22:47 < xamithan> Ugh. boss disabled an alert in monitoring but didn't do it for the remote monitoring 22:47 < xamithan> It is going to go off every 15 minutes 22:50 < xamithan> JollyRgrs: You still use putty? 22:51 < xamithan> mobaxterm works pretty good. I've been using it so I could uninstall cygwin 22:51 < giant_it_burrit> i cant stand cygwin 22:52 < technonerd> I switched to cygwin from putty 22:53 < xamithan> cygwin sucks. mobaxterm has tons of plugins 22:53 < technonerd> Slow ass development and not supporting modern crypto 22:53 < xamithan> I can even do gvim, lftp, httpref, git, etc. 22:54 < xamithan> There is emacs if you prefer that O.o 22:55 < CBebop> But.... WSL? 22:55 < MillerBoss> So layer-eight learned some new tricks with a valid API key got Google 22:55 < MillerBoss> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wl2NCXzg1FQ 22:55 <+layer-eight> * MillerBoss → #boats2 → YouTube → 112 - "Peaches And Cream" → ⚘ 2,461,542 ↑ 21,685 ↓ 721 ✍ 628 22:55 < xamithan> WSL still can't do network sockets or whatever so nothing good works 22:55 < MillerBoss> But it posts teh channel it was first shown in for some reason 22:56 < CBebop> What is in the category of good? (Curiosity) 22:57 < xamithan> Well it can't run any perf tools, nmap, ssh server, nc, all kinds of things 22:58 < xamithan> I know a lot of those things have windows versions but that is besides the point 22:58 < _KaszpiR_> https://img.pr0gramm.com/2018/05/04/066d64960b59b2db.jpg :D 22:58 <+layer-eight> * _KaszpiR_ → IMAGE/JPEG Document, 98,097 bytes 23:01 < CBebop> xamithan: Gotcha 23:11 <+DrGibby|> 14:56:41 <@cryptic1> i was asked to crack down on you, DrGibby|, felda, linuxdood, NinjaStyle, DomLS3, suttin, JFDkthx by freenode staff 23:11 <+DrGibby|> lol wot? 23:11 <@JollyRgrs> xamithan: i used to use moba 23:11 < DomLS3> DrGibby|: its bs. just cryptic1 being cryptic1 23:11 <+DrGibby|> ah 23:11 <+DrGibby|> gotcha 23:11 <@JollyRgrs> but they broke clicky URLs in win10 at some version, i forget which now 23:11 <@JollyRgrs> so i moved back 23:12 <@JollyRgrs> simple to just run portaputty when i need (or kitty in my situation so i can click urls) 23:14 < xamithan> I'm still on Win7 here at work. But I got synergy running between a ubuntu desktop 23:15 < Gencade> xamithan, nazi 23:15 < xamithan> I got an issue I can't fix because of it. Synergy breaks console access in vmware 23:16 < vinrock> promote synergy 23:17 < MillerBoss> Do not click the link here 23:17 < Gencade> .yt like a boss 23:17 < MillerBoss> This is a feature now working 23:17 < MillerBoss> `safe-check http://microsoft.com-us8-cot7.holiday-promotional-gifts.trade 23:17 <+layer-eight> Warning social engineering threat detected on http://microsoft.com-us8-cot7.holiday-promotional-gifts.trade/ for all platforms 23:17 < xamithan> I clicked it 23:17 < vinrock> thanks man now im infected 23:17 < vinrock> idk if thats really a good feature for layer-eight 23:17 < MillerBoss> Actually I thought that would show that info without the `safe-check part 23:18 <@JollyRgrs> MillerBoss: what happens if you don't prepend "`safecheck" to the url? 23:18 < Gencade> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NisCkxU544c 23:18 <+layer-eight> * Gencade → YouTube → Like A Boss (ft. Seth Rogen) - Uncensored Version → ⚘ 159,197,556 ↑ 844,838 ↓ 24,980 ✍ 141,211 23:19 < MillerBoss> Nothing JollyRgrs. I finally found a URL that would trip and I was using `safe-search to test it but I was under the assumption that just a URL would be checked as I saw URLs getting errored out regarding safe search API as well as Google search and youtube 23:19 <@JollyRgrs> ah 23:20 <@JollyRgrs> it's friday my dudes 23:20 <@JollyRgrs> it's 5:20 my dudes 23:20 <@JollyRgrs> so 4:20 central time 23:20 <@JollyRgrs> which means nothing to me 23:20 < xamithan> Getting some beer soon 23:20 <@JollyRgrs> but it does mean that i'm gonna bust outta this joint! 23:20 < vinrock> cant wait to beer it up 23:20 < Gencade> 4:20 wooohoo smoke weed 23:20 < Gencade> may the 4th be with you 23:20 < xamithan> I want more sierra nevada 23:21 <@JollyRgrs> Gencade: oh man, tomorrow is a saturday? 23:21 <@JollyRgrs> better get mexican tonight 23:21 <@JollyRgrs> tomorrow is gonna be packed 23:21 < Gencade> s/get/get a 23:21 <+layer-eight> [SED Gencade/JollyRgrs] better get a mexican tonight 23:21 * Gencade winks 23:26 < MillerBoss> Finally found a test website https://testsafebrowsing.appspot.com/ 23:27 < MillerBoss> Jack pot 23:27 < MillerBoss> https://testsafebrowsing.appspot.com/s/phishing.html 23:27 <+layer-eight> * MillerBoss → #boats2 → posted a malicious Link 23:27 <+layer-eight> | Warning social engineering threat detected on https://testsafebrowsing.appspot.com/s/phishing.html for all platforms 23:28 < MillerBoss> OK it does work 23:28 < MillerBoss> Awesome 23:28 < MillerBoss> If the channel allowed colors https://millerboss.com/x/Screen-Shot-2018-05-04-16-28-27-Ba.png 23:28 <+layer-eight> * MillerBoss → IMAGE/PNG; CHARSET=UTF-8 Document, 45,881 bytes 23:28 < aaa__> is sysadmin for windows too? 23:29 < MillerBoss> No just Palm devices 23:29 < Gencade> WOOOHOOO FRIIIIDAYYYY 23:29 < Gencade> .yt friday 23:29 < Gencade> MillerBoss, where's the yt 23:29 < MillerBoss> If it was up your ass you'd know 23:30 < m4221> Hello 23:30 < Gencade> well is it up yours? I know you have a hard time remembering MillerBoss 23:30 < MillerBoss> An elephant never forgets Gencade 23:30 < Gencade> an elephant also has a much larger rectal cavity 23:31 < DomLS3> MillerBoss: That's why his mom never forgets him 23:31 < MillerBoss> lol 23:31 < m4221> MillerBoss: except if bill cosby is involved 23:31 < DomLS3> Gencade: why you keep rage quitting after getting rekkd in donger? 23:31 < MillerBoss> This is cool too eh badssl.com/ 23:31 < m4221> Sousapro: hey 23:31 < Gencade> I didn't DomLS3 , I swapped computers 23:31 < m4221> Gencade: suuuuuure 23:32 < DomLS3> s/swapped computers/super rage quit 23:32 <+layer-eight> [SED DomLS3/Gencade] I didn't DomLS3 , I super rage quit 23:32 * Gencade slaps m4221 with a big trout 23:32 < DomLS3> god damnit 23:32 < DomLS3> MillerBOSS: fix layer-eight 23:32 < DomLS3> it sucks now 23:32 < aaa__> what is that 23:32 < aaa__> An account was successfully logged on. 23:32 < aaa__> Subject: 23:32 < aaa__> Security ID: SYSTEM 23:32 < aaa__> ?? 23:32 < DomLS3> doesn't even do regex correctly anymore 23:36 < Gencade> DomLS3, fix it yourself 23:36 < Gencade> check the github 23:38 < MillerBoss> DomLS3 👉 Whats the issue? 23:39 < Gencade> MillerBoss, the youtube function 23:39 < Gencade> .yt 23:39 < MillerBoss> Besides that Gencade There is none at this time 23:39 < Gencade> .seen Gencade 23:39 < Gencade> .seen MillerBoss 23:39 < Gencade> .help 23:39 < MillerBoss> ` 23:39 <+layer-eight> MillerBoss, Miten menee? 23:39 < Gencade> `seen Gendo- 23:39 <+layer-eight> I need someone to look for Gencade 23:40 < Gencade> `seen MillerBoss 23:40 <+layer-eight> I need someone to look for Gencade 23:40 < Gencade> hm 23:40 < Gencade> looks broken 23:40 < MillerBoss> `seen Gencade 23:40 <+layer-eight> Seen → Gencade Saying looks broken via Log on #reddit-sysadmin a few seconds ago 23:40 < Gencade> `seen MillerBoss 23:40 <+layer-eight> I need someone to look for Gencade 23:40 < DomLS3> MillerBoss: issue seen next 23:40 < MillerBoss> seen | [nick!user@host channel] shows the last activity of the user | Identified 23:41 < DomLS3> s/mi.*/test 23:41 < MillerBoss> I am not sure what identified means 23:41 < DomLS3> ^^ 23:41 < DomLS3> didn't work 23:41 < MillerBoss> Where is mi. ? 23:41 < DomLS3> s/Mi.*/test 23:41 < DomLS3> when gencade said `seen MillerBOSS 23:42 < abakedapplepie> MillerBoss: authed with nickserv 23:43 < MillerBoss> I think there is a timeout or a time when it SED is no longer able to be used on text from x minutes ago https://github.com/funsocietyirc/MrNodeBot/blob/abc10128d3650038ab41706356b4f0fb28f44664/scripts/listeners/correction.js 23:43 <+layer-eight> * MillerBoss → GitHub → funsocietyirc → MrNodeBot → Your Friendly NodeJs IRC Bot Framework → @ ~ 9 days ago → JavaScript → ✡ 14 → Forks: 3 23:43 < MillerBoss> But Gencade is identified abakedapplepie 23:43 < MillerBoss> Fuck if I know 23:44 < MillerBoss> sed: { 23:44 < MillerBoss> totalDbResults: 50, 23:45 < abakedapplepie> oh, nevermind 23:45 < Gencade> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5Otla5157c 23:45 <+layer-eight> * Gencade → YouTube → YOLO (feat. Adam Levine & Kendrick Lamar) → ⚘ 85,132,024 ↑ 569,889 ↓ 24,342 ✍ 78,939 23:46 < abakedapplepie> i thought you saw identified on a whois 23:46 < MillerBoss> Fix it on Github, DomLS3. The guy is real nice and makes additions all the time. He added github.com/funsocietyirc/MrNodeBot/blob/master/config.sample.js#L10 for me Before it was only botname as trigger 23:46 < abakedapplepie> you should have your own fork 23:47 < abakedapplepie> but im still completely confused on why anyone would write an irc bot in javascript 23:47 < abakedapplepie> blows my mind 23:47 < abakedapplepie> node.js needs to die 23:47 < DomLS3> MillerBoss: or you could upload the old config for it 23:47 < DomLS3> that already works 23:48 < MillerBoss> Whats the big deal abakedapplepie? I don't get it 23:49 < MillerBoss> Whats wrong with node.js? 23:50 < abakedapplepie> i just... i dont know 23:50 < abakedapplepie> i dont like it 23:50 < abakedapplepie> my main complains come from userspace apps 23:50 < abakedapplepie> javascript is just a weird fuckin choice 23:51 < MillerBoss> OK. 23:52 < abakedapplepie> i wish everything was python 23:53 < abakedapplepie> pinched my finger racking some switches earlier and i have a blood blister :( 23:53 < abakedapplepie> so annoying 23:53 < abakedapplepie> our 10 year old pbx had a power supply die and my boss thinks its suspicious that 10 year old hardware can just up and fail without some external cause 23:53 < abakedapplepie> he had me go and put new grounds in on the racks 23:54 < abakedapplepie> :? 23:56 < Stoob> very suspicious 23:56 < Stoob> i'd say it's probably sabotage 23:56 < Stoob> review the tapes 23:57 < McDonaldsWiFi> where is snarkadmin 23:58 < McDonaldsWiFi> lol 23:58 < abakedapplepie> it doesnt help that i didnt notice it was the power supply for a few hours, since it was still running but unresponsive 23:58 < abakedapplepie> but still --- Log closed Sat May 05 00:00:09 2018