--- Log opened Tue May 08 00:00:12 2018
--- Day changed Tue May 08 2018
00:00 < ServChan> hackers in that ass
00:00 < catbeard> most triumphant
00:00 < Stoob> I can't beat 12 angry men in that ass so I'm callin it good
00:00 < catbeard> operation takedown in that ass
00:00 < catbeard> Leon the Professional in that ass
00:01 < SynMonger> princess bride in that ass
00:02 < catbeard> how to train your dragon in that ass
00:05 <+TuxedoJack> Pootie Tang in that ass
00:07 < ServChan> free willy in that ass
00:07 < xtensive> 50 first dates in that ass
00:08 < nojeffrey> Anyone good with ZFS? Am I stuck with 512b sectors? https://i.imgur.com/skxxFxf.png
00:08 <+layer-eight> * nojeffrey →  IMAGE/PNG Document, 47,289 bytes
00:08 < ServChan> Cheech and chong in that ass
00:09 < The_Dv8or> I never fucked with ZFS.  I prolly should.  Heard great things about it years ago when it was talked about that Apple might go in that direciton
00:10 < genr8_> use it
00:10 < genr8_> can do amazing things
00:10 < genr8_> I just found out you can configure ZFS to serve ZFS Snapshots over to clients on the CIFS Windows File History interface
00:10 < genr8_> instead of local shadow copies
00:10 < nojeffrey> oooh
00:10 < genr8_> and it actually tunnels through correctly
00:10 < genr8_> or w/e
00:11 < genr8_> so you can auto-snapshot a dataset like nightly, and have the windows person just select the last week of files from a list if they F* up
00:12 < genr8_> and plus all types of other sweet stuff like iSCSI and VM's and whatnot
00:12 < genr8_> goes well together
00:13 < genr8_> it takes a while to mentally unlock all the possibilities
00:13 < Sousapro> Man on Fire in that ass
00:13 < MoonUnit> Man, I love legacy applications/systems.
00:13  * MoonUnit shudders
00:14 < ServChan> blade in that ass
00:14 < Sousapro> Blade Trinity in that ass
00:14 < ServChan> bruce almight in that ass
00:14 < genr8_> Big Daddy in that ass
00:15 < ServChan> breaking bad in that ass
00:15 < genr8_> Jackass in that ass
00:15 < SynMonger> beavis and butthead in that ass
00:16 < ServChan> I like the gone in 60 seconds in that ass
00:16 < genr8_> this could go on forever
00:17 < ServChan>  superman cryptic1 in that ass
01:06 <@NinjaStyle> My puter ded
01:08 <@cryptic1> your home puter?
01:08 < silentfury> anyone [laughably] been put on a PIP here before?
01:09 < genr8_> you mean when we were 12 ?
01:10 < genr8_> they had that in school for the special edders
01:10 < ReverendDS> silentfury- back in my call center days.
01:10 < silentfury> my 'manager' decided it would be a great idea to burn out his team by making us work 2-3 nights a week manually patching servers.
01:10 < ReverendDS> Something about showing up to work sober being an ideal situation.
01:10 < genr8_> whats it mean
01:11 <@NinjaStyle> cryptic1: yeah my personal laptop
01:11 < silentfury> and now he's reaping the benefits of my non-existent performance
01:11 <@NinjaStyle> Updating to Ubuntu 18.04 killed it
01:11 <@cryptic1> please everyone a moment of silence for NinjaStyle's laptop
01:12 < rhqq> hm
01:12 <@cryptic1> Thank you
01:12 < rhqq> [`]
01:12 < genr8_> im glad intel released a graphics driver for my old machine cause updating to windows 1803 fucked something up to where the screen was flashing black every 5 seconds like it was switching power states badly or something. but the newest driver from march 28 or somtehing fixed it
01:13 < genr8_> i wonder if windows is sticking with the 3rd month to not be like ubuntu
01:13 < genr8_> or maybe they were kind on sysadmins who need a month to patch windows :) then they can patch linux :;p
01:14 < genr8_> 1803, 18.04
01:14 < genr8_> 1709, 17.10
01:15 < silentfury> i wish microsoft would re-hire qa
01:16 < genr8_> i dont think they need it
01:16 < genr8_> they have too many projects tho
01:17 < genr8_> everythings half baked
01:22 < precise> Hey
01:24 < precise> Have you guys seen my IRC client our bouncer doing anything funny? Tons of joins/parts, etc?
01:24 < precise> s/our/or
01:24 <+layer-eight> [SED precise] Have you guys seen my IRC client or bouncer doing anything funny? Tons of joins/parts, etc?
01:26 < Selavi> no, just the netsplit this morning
01:26 < genr8_> nope
01:27 < precise> Selavi: Big one?
01:28 < precise> My bouncer must have been caught up in a netsplit for once
01:28 < Selavi> not entirely sure how large since I was hit by it too
01:28 < precise> For some reason my bouncer fell back to a secondary nick and it wasnt registered, so I got kicked out of like 10 channels on freenode and my client got rall fucked up
01:29 < genr8_> you can add alternate nicks to your freenode
01:29 < precise> I'm aware
01:29 < precise> just was too lazy
01:29 < precise> ;)
01:29 < genr8_> i disconnect more than you then
01:29 < precise> My ZNC had an ridiculous uptime
01:30 < genr8_> most i ever get to is like 30-45 days
01:30 < precise> 19:30 <*status> Running for 16w 19h 16m 44s
01:30 < precise> lol
01:30 < genr8_> and thats on a streak. its usually like a week
01:31 < precise> In other news
01:31 < precise> LETS GO PENS
01:31  * precise looks at DrGibby| ur poor charks
01:31 <+DrGibby|> :(
01:31 <+DrGibby|> join that other channel
01:31 < precise> DrGibby|: am there ;)
01:32 < precise> ur not
01:32 < precise> y no there DrGibby| ?
01:32 < catbeard> whee quagga time
01:33 < catbeard> on demand gre announcements via mitigation provider
01:44 < czarbomba> precise
01:44 < czarbomba> i'm holding u personally responsible if washington advances
01:44 < precise> czarbomba:
01:45 < precise> i'm holding u personally responsible if washington advances
01:45 < czarbomba> no u
01:45 < precise> M.A.D.
01:45 < czarbomba> apparently i got really high last night and started reading about andrew johnson's impeachment
01:52  * Jekotia can't believe the in the ass thing ended already
01:58 < Gencade> bleach in my ass
01:58 < Gencade> are we still doing that
02:03 < precise> HONK HONK HONK
02:04 < precise> LETS GO PENS
02:04 < ThatOneRoadie> psh
02:04 < ThatOneRoadie> fuck the pens
02:06 < precise> ThatOneRoadie: I bet you think the Blues are good
02:06 < fp7> ThatOneRoadie: I bet your belly button tastes like broccoli.
02:07 < precise> I am blaming ThatOneRoadie for the goals the Caps just scored
02:07 < precise> czarbomba: please take not
02:08 < precise> s/not/note
02:08 <+layer-eight> [SED precise] czarbomba: please take note
02:08 < ThatOneRoadie> Pens have had two cups in a row
02:08 < ThatOneRoadie> they can sit down for a while
02:09 < precise> ThatOneRoadie: Thats the logic of a person who consistently loses.
02:09 < precise> I bet u lose alot
02:09 < fp7> [SED precise] precise: a lot
02:09 < ThatOneRoadie> See, I don't care who wins, as long as boston and pittsburgh lose
02:09 < ThatOneRoadie> Boston's lost, so that's 1/2
02:09 < precise> ThatOneRoadie: You're one of those....
02:10 < ThatOneRoadie> My team's out so idgaf who wins in the east, but I know some of the caps personally, so I want them to go to the SCF
02:10 < ThatOneRoadie> :D
02:10 < precise> ThatOneRoadie: Your opinions are invalid and I hope that your hopes and dreams get broiled in a vat of boiling grease.
02:10 < ThatOneRoadie> lol
02:10 < precise> ThatOneRoadie: Do you know Ovi?
02:10 < ThatOneRoadie> It's fine, the pens will get served with a side of shark
02:10 < Gencade> I said biiiitch
02:10 < precise> If you do, send him my "fuck you's"
02:10 < ThatOneRoadie> precise: Not personally but he did buy my drinks once
02:11 < ThatOneRoadie> as he tends to do when the team goes drinking post-game
02:11 < precise> ThatOneRoadie: The Crapitals still suck, I hope you accidentally hit Ovechkin with a car
02:11 < ThatOneRoadie> lmao
02:14 <@cryptic1> oh man who invited ThatOneRoadie
02:14 < Gencade> who invited you cryptic1 ?
02:14 <@cryptic1> this channel is falling
02:14 <@cryptic1> biiig time
02:14  * cryptic1 shakes his head
02:14 < Gencade> That's like sitting at the top of your house that you burnt down
02:14 <@cryptic1> welp might as well close it up
02:14 < Gencade> and being like " how did this happen"
02:15 < Gencade> so good job cryptic1
02:15 <@cryptic1> sorry busying watching cobra kai
02:15 <@cryptic1> could not read your insult
02:15 < Gencade> How do you know it was an insult
02:15 < Gencade> if you didn't read it
02:15 < Gencade> you've met your match cryptic1
02:15 <@cryptic1> have i?
02:15 < Gencade> Aye
02:16 <@cryptic1> you are not shoh
02:16 <@cryptic1> .seen shoh
02:16 < precise> lol
02:16 <@cryptic1> !seen shoh
02:16 < Gencade> `seen shoh
02:16 <@cryptic1> pfffft
02:16 < ThatOneRoadie> Look on the bright side
02:16 <@cryptic1> i forgot his switched the bots
02:16 < precise> Gencade: u couldn't match ThatOneRoadie
02:16 < precise> and thats easy
02:16 < ThatOneRoadie> we can all agree that the pens and the caps are collectively not as bad as marchand
02:16 <@cryptic1> oh damn
02:16 < ThatOneRoadie> and his licking fetish
02:16 < precise> HEY!
02:16 < precise> ThatOneRoadie: I LIKE MARCHAND
02:16 < precise> GTFOI
02:16 < ThatOneRoadie> ....Ban precise
02:16 < precise> I think he's fucking hilarious
02:17 <@cryptic1> ban precise
02:17 < precise> cryptic1: come on now
02:17 < precise> lol
02:17 <@cryptic1> oops forgot the /
02:17 < precise> I think Marchand knows exactly what he's doing
02:17 < precise> And people don't like it
02:17 < precise> Because it works
02:17 < ThatOneRoadie> /ban precise
02:17 < precise> lol
02:17 < ThatOneRoadie> damn, forgot my +o
02:18 < precise> ThatOneRoadie: you forgot your balls too
02:18 < ThatOneRoadie> Good thing we're playing hockey and not sportsball
02:18 <+kbni> sup cryptic1
02:18 < Gencade> honestly fuck cryptic1 he's a lil bish
02:19 <@cryptic1> Hey kbni :)
02:19 < Gencade> he just kicks his problems away
02:19 <@cryptic1> If i did that there wouod be a lot less people here
02:19 < Jay-Ros> Morning gents
02:20 < Gencade> morning Jay-Ros
02:20 <@cryptic1> Oh no its m4221
02:20 <@cryptic1> Everyone go idle
02:20  * Jay-Ros strikes a pose
02:20  * precise slithers away
02:21 < Jay-Ros> https://i.pinimg.com/564x/36/97/87/3697878199fffe91d0437434525dbd88.jpg
02:21 <+layer-eight> * Jay-Ros →  IMAGE/JPEG Document, 70,230 bytes
02:21  * voidstar jazz-hands
02:21  * m4221 bends cryptic1 over
02:21  * precise bites m4221 
02:21 <@cryptic1> :/
02:21 < catbeard> vogue vogue vogue
02:21 < m4221> mount /dev/phallus0 /mnt/m4221
02:21 < voidstar> lets take this to #reddit-sysadmin-rp
02:21 < precise> ThatOneRoadie: Did you see the video of Marchand biting a linesman's arm and then suddenly realising it was a linesman?
02:21 < m4221> mount /dev/phallus0 /cryptic1
02:22 < voidstar> sudo !!
02:22 < catbeard> $ fuck
02:22 < m4221> voidstar: this is centos
02:22  * m4221 pegs cryptic1 
02:22 < precise> wot
02:23 < Gencade> m4221 is gay precise
02:23 < precise> WELCOME TO #REDDIT-SYSPEGGING
02:23 < catbeard> #my-little-sysadmin
02:25 <@cryptic1> O_o
02:25 <@cryptic1> I stepped away for 2 minutes
02:25  * m4221 fucks cryptic1 hard
02:25 <@cryptic1> i just can't even
02:26 < precise> cryptic1: pls dtn
02:27 < Gencade> I just fucked up precise in #donger
02:27 < Gencade> it was glorious
02:27 < m4221> cryptic1: enjoy the tildes ;)
02:27 <@precise> Welp
02:27 < Gencade> It must take a big vagina to kick your problems away like that
02:27 <@precise> cryptic1: I'll take it from here.
02:28 <@precise> Fine
02:28 <@precise> u can stay
02:28 < Gencade> after getting your cunt punted so hard in #donger
02:28 <@precise> :)
02:28  * m4221 fucks precise
02:28 <@precise> FYI, goal PENS!
02:28 <+m4221> Hahahahaha
02:29 < precise> aww
02:29 < precise> lol
02:29 < enix> 'syspegging' fucking hell
02:29 < precise> heh
02:29 < enix> womp womp m4221
02:29 < m4221> I had to show a VP how to click on a link to download a file
02:29 < enix> precise: I nearly coughed up my vape on that
02:29 < ThatOneRoadie> ಠ_ಠ
02:29 < precise> cryptic1: but y
02:29 < precise> y u create conflict
02:30 < enix> m4221: write about it in your diary
02:30 < Llama052> There's a word for this right, what do they call it when someone in a position makes this so complicated that it's intentional job security?
02:31 < Llama052> things*
02:31 <@Gencade> am I still quieted
02:31 <@Gencade> guess not
02:31 < enix> Gencade: yes
02:31 < Llama052> Gencade:
02:31 < precise> What?>
02:31 < precise> I cant hear u Gencade
02:31 <@Gencade> oh hi precise
02:31 < enix> I'm a bot so I can see it. Beep boop.
02:31 <@Gencade> remember when you kicked me
02:31 < precise> no
02:31 <@Gencade> that was fun
02:31 < catbeard> i can't see it without voice
02:31 < abakedapplepie> ban him
02:31 < precise> abakedapplepie: fuck u
02:31 < abakedapplepie> ban him
02:31 < precise> abakedapplepie: fuck u
02:31 < abakedapplepie> lifetime ban
02:31 < enix> FINISH HIMMMMMM
02:31 < catbeard> i mean what
02:32 <@Gencade> naw I won't
02:32 < m4221> I feel sexually harassed by Gencade #metoo
02:32 < precise> Gencade is a shitty troll #metoo
02:32 < enix> Llama052: I kind of did that, but it was really just the fact that I setup and rolled out automation for linux and noone else wanted to learn it
02:32  * czarbomba staples m4221 to harvey weinstein
02:33 < precise> hehehehehe
02:33 < enix> holy shit what if they hired me to make me redundant, so that the long-term staff would be safe from budget cuts :O
02:33 < m4221> czarbomba has sexually harassed me too #metoo
02:33 < Jay-Ros> I've not yet been sexually harassed... I feel like I'm missing out on an experience
02:33  * enix gropes Jay-Ros 
02:33 < czarbomba> :O
02:33 <@Gencade> You can pm me your nicest apology if you want unquiet
02:33 < Jay-Ros> mmmmmm that's obscenely inappropriate enix ;)
02:33 <@Gencade> precise,
02:33 <@Gencade> and m4221
02:34 < enix> hahaha
02:34 <@Gencade> Beware though, it'll be posted in here
02:34 < czarbomba> https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DcmeJiGX0AEu9yo.jpg
02:34 <+layer-eight> * czarbomba →  IMAGE/JPEG Document, 109,820 bytes
02:34 < enix> Gencade: make them battle for it in donger
02:34 <@Gencade> oooohh
02:34 <@Gencade> good idea enix
02:34 < enix> winner get's +v, loser get's kb
02:35 <@Gencade> enix, I like that idea
02:35 < enix> :D
02:36 < Jay-Ros> knowledge bases enix?
02:37 <@Gencade> lol
02:37 < enix> m4221: RICKETY WRECKED SON
02:37 < enix> Jay-Ros: we didn't have one
02:37 <@Gencade> poor m4221
02:37 < enix> Jay-Ros: despite my conducting a fucking training session on "what a wiki is"
02:38 < m4221> Gencade: fucker
02:38 < m4221> Lol
02:38 <@Gencade> cryptic1, saved me there
02:38 < Jay-Ros> enix - I've got a new guy in, second day, and my knowledge base is me being good at collecting mass data and remembering the key directions of things...
02:38 < precise> I refuse to play your games
02:38 < precise> Your shitty troll games
02:38 < precise> Go back under your bridge
02:39  * Gencade goes back under the bridge
02:39 < Jay-Ros> 'feeling it out', so writing doco is like the classic "if you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe"
02:39 < enix> honestly a wiki is quintessential
02:39 < enix> It doesn't have to even say much on things; just be easy to quickly edit when you plan and complete projects
02:39 <@Gencade> hey DrGibby|
02:39 <@Gencade> you around?
02:40 < enix> No matter the size of your org. We don't have anything here and it's absolutely fucked because when I cannot get support, I'm wrecked.
02:41 < Jay-Ros> enix- I've got a bunch of half written stuff with just the info and no gumpf around it, which is handy enough to share, but it's a poor excuse for doco
02:42 < Jay-Ros> I've been working on using CherryTree to make a doco library, and it' got HEAPS in it - I like it for being able to dump powershell scripts in subcategories
02:45 < enix> never heard of cherrytree
02:46 < enix> I'm a huge fan of confluence tbh though
02:46 <@Gencade> DomLS3, hi
02:46 < enix> Jay-Ros: but I just write everything in evernote now. So easy to share things and you can just copy/paste into email for clients
02:47 < m4221> Jay-Ros: your new guy said he hates you
02:51 <@Gencade> m4221, who
02:51 < precise> Me
02:51 < odify> Can anyone recommend a secure drop service that isn't as tinfoil hat as securedrop.org? Just after a secure way for external companies to drop us files and passwords and such.
02:51 < odify> we'd want to self-host and whitelabel ideally
02:52 < JK-47> Sharepoint online :P
02:53 < Jay-Ros> m4221 - I sent him into the comms room to look at a UPS which was malfunctioning and suggested, professionally "don't electricute yourself on your second day"
02:53 < Jay-Ros> electrocute*
02:53 < odify> JK-47: i know you're joking but that still made me mad
02:54 < JK-47> Not joking at all. All the other services suck.
02:54 < odify> self-hosted matey
02:54 < odify> whitelabelled too
02:54 < JK-47> They suck even worse.
02:54 < czarbomba> time-lapse lava eating car
02:54 < odify> basically im saying no to anything sharepoint out of princple
02:55 < odify> something we can spin up and self host on an aws instance would be neat
02:55 < m4221> Jay-Ros: I have gotten a good jolt just not from a ups
02:55 < czarbomba> all you need is an sbs server with sharepoint, odify
02:55 < czarbomba> protip
02:55 < odify> im not touching fucking sharepoint
02:55 < czarbomba> TOUCH IT
02:55 < czarbomba> LOVE IT
02:55 < JK-47> Anything custom or self hosted or whitelabel will be some sort of learning curve that you have to support. It'll get abandoned by the developer, since a ton have already.
02:56 < odify> JK-47: that's fine
02:56 < Jay-Ros> odify - throw your arms around it
02:56 < precise> odify: Doesn't Nextcloud offer something like that?
02:56 < precise> Selfhosted
02:56 < odify> it does yeah
02:56 < precise> Whitelabeled
02:56 < czarbomba> put the tip inside it
02:56 < odify> but its a bit too much for us
02:56 < czarbomba> just the tip
02:56 < precise> odify: I figured
02:56 < odify> just something simple and streamlined
02:56 < odify> lil flask appy
02:56 < precise> It's quote robust
02:56 < JK-47> Use syncplicity, and youll hate yourself like never before. But thats one of the only ones that have lasted a while
03:02 < Casteil> https://v.redd.it/ptboc0b1ndw01
03:02 <+layer-eight> * Casteil →  ⚓  https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/8hlg1f/banana_hate/ → Banana hate : funny
03:04 < catbeard> odify: how about a simple old sftp drop, or laravel juploader
03:04 < rpifan> well today i made a fucntional useful work related script
03:04 < rpifan> misspwn_, why r u sad?
03:05 < misspwn_> what?
03:05 < misspwn_> I mean I had to put my cat to sleep last monday during my lunch break but i've been coping with it
03:05 < rpifan> oh i was just talking about ur underscore
03:05 < rpifan> but im sorry for ur loss of a hateful disgusting creature
03:06 < misspwn_> :(
03:06 < rpifan> we put a dog to sleep once
03:06 < rpifan> very sad
03:07 < misspwn_> he had kidney failure or the start of it and it was progressing worse. the vet wanted to treat him more but i just had to call it and it wasn't easy
03:07 < misspwn_> when your pet isn't eating and puking blood 10x in a day it's time to seriously consider not treating for your own personal self
03:08 < rpifan> yea thats how our dog was
03:08 < rpifan> she had some kind of diabetes / hepatities
03:09 < misspwn_> but for the first time in 3 years right before the vet put him down, he got to eat cat treats(he was on a special diet) cause it would make him sick. and then i held him while she did it
03:09 < misspwn_> so i guess he got his last epic meal?
03:09  * rpifan tears up
03:09 < misspwn_> gah me too thanks, sorry i brought it up i thought that's what you were asking me about
03:10 < misspwn_> brb to put the onions away someone must be cutting
03:10 < rpifan> well i guess i do have good counseling skills
03:10 < rpifan> to read ur emotions even over the irc
03:10 <@Gencade> rpifan, those aren't as cool as bowhunting skills
03:11 < rpifan> maybe not
03:11 < rpifan> but they are universal
03:11 <@Gencade> True
03:11 < misspwn_> you're just good at triggering
03:11 <@Gencade> How is everyone doing tonight?
03:11 < misspwn_> i was fine until now!
03:11 < rpifan> im sorry
03:11 <@Gencade> D: what happened misspwn_ ?
03:12 <@Gencade> Ah I see,
03:12 < misspwn_> Gencade, oh rpifan asked why i was sad and i kinda emotional vomitted
03:12 <@Gencade> Losing a pet is always hard misspwn_ , my condolences.
03:12 < misspwn_> hadn't really thought about it much in the past couple days. it's officially a week today
03:13 <@Gencade> Sometimes it takes a minute for grief to set in, and feel like it's actually happened.
03:13 <@Gencade> If you need someone to talk to, don't be afraid to reach out, I've gone through similar experiences.
03:13 < rpifan> yea i had a guy who i really liked die on me
03:13 < misspwn_> yeah most of the day i'm ok. and then it just pops out of nowhere and then i'm a train wreck
03:13 < rpifan> a few weeks after we first meet
03:13 < misspwn_> rpifan, what???
03:13 < rpifan> yea
03:14 < rpifan> he got pneumonia and cuase he had hiv and didnt have insurance
03:14 < rpifan> by the time he got to the hospital it was to olate
03:14 < rpifan> we only woke up for a few hours
03:14 < rpifan> then went into a coma
03:14 < misspwn_> :(
03:15 < rpifan> alas death is life
03:15 < misspwn_> true, it's still sad no matter how you spin it.
03:16 < rpifan> yea it takes a while
03:38 <+DrGibby|> https://youtu.be/tMxRQAOApkg
03:38 <+layer-eight> * DrGibby| →  ⚓  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMxRQAOApkg&feature=youtu.be → YouTube → Warm weather means its mustang season → ⚘ 16,227 ↑ 432 ↓ 10 ✍ 50
03:39 <@Gencade> DrGibby|, hi
03:39 < voidstar> lmfao
03:40 <@JollyRgrs> https://imgur.com/pqGq7nH
03:40 <+layer-eight> * JollyRgrs →  IMGUR Image → Image/jpeg → 7 hours ago → 728x6089 → ⚘ 17,004
03:42 <@Gencade> JollyRgrs, wow my palms got sweaty reading that.
03:42 < voidstar> mom's spagett
03:43 < rpifan> misspwn_, u feel ok now
03:46 < The_Dv8or> now heres some fucked up shit
03:46 < The_Dv8or> https://es.pn/2FTUzLY
03:46 <+layer-eight> * The_Dv8or →  ⚓  http://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/23436095/couple-fabricates-cancer-story-money-visit-syracuse-orange-football-team → Couple fabricates cancer story for money, visit with Syracuse Orange football team
03:47 < rpifan> i wonder if i could make a go fund me to move to europe
03:49 < voidstar> anyone know of a good basic kvm over ip device?
03:49 < voidstar> (keyboard video mouse) not (kernel virtual machine)
03:50 < xamithan> lantronix spider is the cheapest and pretty basic
03:51 < voidstar> aha
03:51 < voidstar> still $300 is a bit pricey
03:52 < xamithan> Well that is the cheapest available.  All the others need extra things or hook up to a switch
03:52 < voidstar> yeah
03:52 <@Gencade> Oh hello xamithan ....
03:52 <@Gencade> How are you doing
03:52 <@Gencade> I mean, kenrin
03:52 < voidstar> I'll see what these raspi projects are about that might fill my use case
03:53 <+DrGibby|> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZrIuzCMvmg
03:53 <+layer-eight> * DrGibby| →  YouTube → Inside The McLaren 720S That Crashed Into The R8! → ⚘ 526 ↑ 4 ↓ 1 ✍ 2
03:53 <@Gencade> Hey DrGibby|
03:53 <@Gencade> I missed you.
03:53 <+DrGibby|> hi Gencade
03:54 <@Gencade> I silenced the nazi.
03:54 <+DrGibby|> ok
03:54 <@Gencade> You having a good day DrGibby| ?
03:54 <+DrGibby|> yup
03:54 <+DrGibby|> hope you are as well
03:54 <@Gencade> it's monday
03:58 < Casteil> damn craigslist, I swear they've shitlisted VPNs and made them all load incredibly slow
04:01 < precise> czarbomba: FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!11
04:03 < precise> yissssss
04:10 <@NinjaStyle> What have I returned to!?
04:10 < Gencade> NinjaStyle, #reddit-sysadmin
04:10 <+DrGibby|> a clusterfuck
04:11 <@NinjaStyle> Oh good
04:11 <+DrGibby|> SOP
04:13 < Sousapro> Casteil: check out lowendbox.com
04:14 < Sousapro> Casteil: run this on one of those VPS' https://github.com/trailofbits/algo
04:14 <+layer-eight> * Sousapro →  GitHub → trailofbits → algo → Set up a personal IPSEC VPN in the cloud → @ ~ 10 hours ago → Python → ✡ 8,530 → Forks: 680 → ☹ 82
04:27 < misspwn_> rpifan, i showered off the sadness you created
04:27 < rpifan> im sorry
04:27 < rpifan> it was love
04:28 < misspwn_> i needed a shower anyway it was hot today
04:29 < rpifan> where do u live
04:30 < Casteil> dell needs to get their verbiage straight
04:30 < Casteil> "with the optional fingerprint reader"
04:30 < mal_will> In your basement
04:31 < Casteil> ...every single model comes with the fingerprint reader
04:31 < mal_will> I hate those fingerprint readers
04:31 < mal_will> Every user is like "can I use this?"
04:31 < mal_will> Nuh
04:32 < Casteil> haha
04:34 < czarbomba> tell them it's an optical sensor. when they bend over to scan their eyes, close the lid on their heads
04:34 < rpifan> fucken capitalism
04:34 <+DrGibby|> this makes me unbelievably uncomfortable https://youtube.com/watch?v=5HYVUQQglcA
04:34 <+layer-eight> * DrGibby| →  ⚓  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HYVUQQglcA → YouTube → i put wii music over near death experiences → ⚘ 2,031,298 ↑ 36,884 ↓ 2,816 ✍ 6,680
04:34 < czarbomba> jesus loves capitalism, rpifan
04:35 < rpifan> disagree
04:35 < rpifan> jesus is a commie
04:36 < rpifan> he hated the rich
04:37 < Gencade> rpifan, nuh uh, he mows my lawn every week
04:38 < rpifan> "With man this is impossible, but not with God; all things are possible with God"
04:39 <+DrGibby|> hey precise who is your team?
04:39 < rpifan> i hope god can find me a new place ot live
04:43 < mal_will> No good apartments near you?
04:44 < rpifan> well i just need it for 2 or 3 months
04:44 < rpifan> and this place was cheap in comparison
04:45 < rpifan> i paid 720 for a room with a bathroom and 3 bloks from the beach
04:45 < rpifan> nasty diry places wanting to charge 800
04:45 < rpifan> with no bathroom
04:45 < mal_will> No bathroom is a deal killer
04:47 < rpifan> i considered a chamberpot
04:47 < rpifan> but id still need a faucet for water
04:49 < ThatOneRoadie> so
04:49 < mal_will> I think chamber pots we're responsible for a ton of diseases back in the day
04:49 < ThatOneRoadie> pittsburgh's out
04:49 < ThatOneRoadie> celebrate good times c'mon
04:50 < rpifan> lol
04:51 < rpifan> id like to interrupt right there
04:51 < rpifan> what you are calling pittsburgh is really steal plus cheesesteak
04:58 <@JollyRgrs> DrGibby|: that's just messed up
05:01 < czarbomba> "the kind of guy who ends up mixed into a new bridge" that's my new favorite saying
05:01 < ebol4> L I F E I S A H I G H W A Y
05:03 <@JollyRgrs> L I F E  I S  A  R O C K E T  L E A G U E  S T A D I U M
05:09 < Gencade> JollyRgrs, rocket league sucks
05:11 < Casteil> Gencade: your face sucks
05:11 < Gencade> Casteil, you've never seen my face.
05:12 < czarbomba> i am so pissed at precise right now
05:13 < Gencade> not surprised, he's a little bitch
05:13 <+DrGibby|> JollyRgrs: how so?
05:14 < SleePy> WOL is really annoying to get working :(
05:16 < nohusuro> SleePy: why?
05:16 < nohusuro> what problem are you having with it?
05:16 < SleePy> Because after everything I have done, it isn't working properly
05:16 < nohusuro> isn't working properly, or isn't working at all?
05:16 < Gencade> have you checked layer-one SleePy ?
05:16 < nohusuro> because there's no inbetween
05:16 < nohusuro> WOL doesn't just half work
05:17 < nohusuro> it either works or it doesn't
05:17 < SleePy> Got it setup on the nic and in the bios.  It wouldn't work.  Finally figured out turning off the intel fast start thing in the bios made it start to work.  But the weird thing is after I issue the magic packet, networking comes up, but the screen stays off.  After about 3 minutes networking stops.
05:18 < SleePy> You have to have support enabled in the bios, fast start disabled in bios, fast start disabled in windows, nic adapter settings configured to allow it.  Then I get thrown this and not even sure what to do next.
05:18 <@NinjaStyle> #security is cancer
05:19 <+DrGibby|> ##Security isn't?
05:19 < SleePy> Only nice part is that I found out I can change Lenovo BIOS settings from WMI.  So powershell to collect info and change all settings!
05:19 < nohusuro> SleePy: which tool are you using for the magic packet? you checked you're waking the correct MAC address?
05:19 <@NinjaStyle> That's what I meant
05:19 < SleePy> nohusuro: PDQ Inventory
05:19 <+DrGibby|> oh, yeah security is trash
05:19 <+DrGibby|> bunch of skids asking skid shit
05:20 < Gencade> DrGibby|, what's a skid
05:20 < nohusuro> what OS is the machine running SleePy ?
05:20 <+DrGibby|> Gencade: you
05:20 < Gencade> ...
05:20 < nohusuro> I admit I have had a couple of issues waking a windows 10 machine on occasion.
05:20 < SleePy> nohusuro: Right now i'm testing with Lenovo's (haven't made it to our surface pro or nucs yet).  Windows 10 1709.  The biggest thing is the screen is staying blank on it and goes to sleep after about 3 minutes after the magic packet wakes it up
05:22 < SleePy> Don't know if they changed anything in 1803,  plan is to move to that in June or July.
05:24 < nohusuro> some people recommend disabling VT-d in bios for the affected machines, if you're not using virtualization on that machine
05:24 < SleePy> Found out through google searches, surface pro also has wmi commands I can use to modify bios wol settings.  Intel NUCs do not have tools to modify the BIOS from windows.  But wrote a fancy script to find the wired nic and make sure all the right settings (magic packet and pme) are set on the nic
05:25 < SleePy> Really?  I never bother with that setting, although I know for sure its enabled on my laptop
05:25 < nohusuro> yeah, several people reporting that disabling that fixed it for them
05:26 < SleePy> I will have to give it a try and see.  I bet it is enabled.  I use the defaults usually in the bios.  Just make sure secure boot and tpm are working is all.
05:27 <@JollyRgrs> what does OS have to do with WOL unless it is what level of sleep it is putting the machine to?
05:28 < SleePy> From what I read, the OS sets NIC adapter properties including if things like magic packet are enabled.  The OS seems to take over some of the settings once its going.  Even when its sleeping it seems.
05:34 <@JollyRgrs> i thought it just allows OS to be woken up by WOL
05:34 <@JollyRgrs> but it has to be enabled in BIOS first
05:34 <@JollyRgrs> kinda like TPM
05:34 <@JollyRgrs> gotta enable it in BIOS before you can use it in window
05:34 <@JollyRgrs> s
05:35 <@JollyRgrs> WOL at BIOS level would turn on machine even if no HDD exists in it
05:35 <@JollyRgrs> it just might not boot up to anything
05:35 <@JollyRgrs> remember, WOL isn't just "wake from sleep"
05:35 <@JollyRgrs> driver settings in windows just tell windows how to handle once it gets to that level
05:37 < SleePy> BIOS settings are enabled on the first test system I'm working with (A lenovo t540p).  At this point it wakes up in the fact I can ping it, rdp and remote powershell into it.  But after 3 minutes it goes asleep again.
05:38 <@JollyRgrs> even if you are RDP into it?
05:38 <@JollyRgrs> like you RDP into it and it sleeps ON you?
05:38 < SleePy> Yea, rdp will disconnect after some time
05:39 < SleePy> I haven't timed it but 3 minutes is about the time.
05:39 < Sousapro> DrGibby|: holy crap, I was stuck between being horrified and laughing because Wii music
05:40 < SleePy> Funny thing is, if I enabled the magic link (similar), it acts like a bad network link and I keep loosing connection for a few seconds until it reconnects
05:40 < SleePy> Checked the switch though.  No errors on that port
05:42 <@JollyRgrs> SleePy: tried using Magic Jack instead?
05:43 < SleePy> ? Thats a phone service thing
05:44 <+DrGibby|> I'd like to point out that at 2244 I felt like saying "fuck everything"
05:49 <@JollyRgrs> SleePy: indeed
06:24 <@NinjaStyle> finally got my laptop back up
06:26 <@JollyRgrs> woo
06:29 <@NinjaStyle> just ended up reinstalling ubuntu
06:34 < xe0n> sup
06:37 <@NinjaStyle> yo
06:44 < scwizard> so i left my headphones at work
06:44 < scwizard> well i also left work really early today
06:44 < scwizard> and then i fell asleep in like the afternoon basically
06:44 < scwizard> so now i have no headphones and can't sleep
06:44 < scwizard> so i'm trying to pass the time by learning some kubernetes stuff
06:44 < scwizard> and my head owie
06:45 < scwizard> aparently there's like built in templating
06:45 < scwizard> or something
06:46 < scwizard> ok so like
06:46 < scwizard> openshift has a rollout history
06:46 < scwizard> does vanilla kub?
06:47 < scwizard> ok it does
06:47 < scwizard> and there's like "change cause" too
07:00 < scwizard> ok i just learned about
07:00 < scwizard> https://snapcraft.io/
07:00 <+layer-eight> * scwizard →  Snapcraft - Snaps are universal Linux packages
07:04 < aleph-> scwizard: So what don't you get about the templating.
07:04 < aleph-> Are we talking the yaml like templating used to roll out infra?
07:04 < aleph-> Or versioning?
07:05 < scwizard> i don't even know
07:05 < scwizard> what i'm trying to figure out right now is
07:05 < scwizard> if there's a way to graphically see kube rollout history
07:06 < aleph-> scwizard: Do you have a dashboard set up?
07:06 < aleph-> scwizard: On the terminal side, have you tried "kubectl rollout history (TYPE NAME | TYPE/NAME) [flags]
07:07 < aleph-> Examples"
07:07 < scwizard> omg there's a dashboard
07:07 < aleph-> Yep.
07:07 < aleph-> lol
07:07  * aleph- pats scwizard on the back.
07:07 < aleph-> scwizard: https://github.com/kubernetes/dashboard/wiki/Accessing-Dashboard---1.7.X-and-above
07:07 <+layer-eight> * aleph- →  GitHub → kubernetes → dashboard → General-purpose web UI for Kubernetes clusters → @ ~ 12 hours ago → JavaScript → ✡ 2,573 → Forks: 760 → ☹ 140
07:11 <@NinjaStyle> i need a haircut
07:11 <@NinjaStyle> will probably do it tomorrow
07:11 <@NinjaStyle> in case u all were wondering
07:12  * NinjaStyle looks at aleph- 
07:12 < voidstar> clippers + 7 guard = ez
07:12 <@NinjaStyle> im too scared
07:12 < voidstar> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVjW7kuHeos
07:12 <+layer-eight> * voidstar →  YouTube → How To Cut Your Own Hair - No Fuss Self Barbering For The Fellas!! → ⚘ 69,586 ↑ 326 ↓ 48 ✍ 128
07:15 < voidstar> also, oil your clippers. makes it easier
07:30 < ThatOneRoadie> Pens fans tonight: https://twitter.com/JeffreyIson/status/993680635830075392
07:30 <+layer-eight> * ThatOneRoadie →  Jeff Ison on Twitter: "When the pens lost tonight… "
07:34 < nohusuro> NinjaStyle: I started going to a new place, costs as much as an entry level girls haircut at $40, but comes with a craft beer, a hot towel and a straight edge finish
07:34 <@NinjaStyle> there is a place like that near me
07:34 <@NinjaStyle> but i dont like the price
07:34 < nohusuro> yeah, I didn't either, but it's honestly the best hair cut I've ever had
07:34 < nohusuro> I used to pay $20
07:35 < nohusuro> and I could always find something I didn't like about the haircut, or it didn't grow back nicely, I tried several placed
07:35 < nohusuro> then tried this place, they say you can drink your beer while they work because it doesn't affect them, and I've never had such an effortless haircut
07:35 <@NinjaStyle> ive been going to this place near my house, but last time i went i thought the guy did a shit job
07:35 <@NinjaStyle> so i might not go back
07:35 < nohusuro> I barely noticed she was doing anything, but she paid so much attention to tiny details and stray hairs
07:36 <@NinjaStyle> yeah, maybe i will do the nice place again
07:36 < nohusuro> the last time I got my hair cut was easter, and it's still good, but it's getting a little long now, so I'm going back tomorrow
07:36 < nohusuro> 19th april was my last cut, so almost 3 weeks
07:37 < nohusuro> oh wait, it was longer than that
07:37 < nohusuro> easter was earlier this year
07:37 < nohusuro> so 29th of March
07:37 < nohusuro> that's over a month, $10 a week for a haircut
07:37 < nohusuro> I'm happy with that
07:38 < nohusuro> less than that because of the beer too
07:38 < nohusuro> how much is the place hear you?
07:40 <@NinjaStyle> um
07:40 <@NinjaStyle> let me look
07:40 <@NinjaStyle> they say from 42-60
07:41 <@NinjaStyle> which is a bit crazy imo
07:41 < voidstar> just saying, clippers are great. no one cares about your haircut via phone support
07:42 < rhqq> geez, i havent had my hair cut for almost 2 decades by now
07:44 < nohusuro> rhqq: bald, or...?
07:44 < nohusuro> just reaaal long hair?
07:45  * voidstar is also curious
07:49 < xe0n> i got an awesome haircut over the weekend
08:17 < scwizard> man
08:18 < scwizard> i'm totally a kubernetes contributor now
08:18 < scwizard> https://github.com/kubernetes/website/pull/8412
08:18 <+layer-eight> * scwizard →  GitHub → kubernetes → website → Kubernetes website and documentation repo:  → @ ~ 27 minutes ago → HTML → ✡ 482 → Forks: 2,492 → ☹ 421
08:18 < scwizard> advanced coding!
09:06 < Atro> morning fuckos
09:14 < howru> fuckos
09:37 < meowschwitz> I am going to ask you a very serious question so please answer with a straight face
09:37 < Atro> no
09:37 < meowschwitz> if I start an IT company where people only work 6 hours a day
09:37 < meowschwitz> how soon do you think it'll tank
09:38 < Atro> depends if you have shifts or not
09:38 < meowschwitz> well yeah probably
09:38 < meowschwitz> but the point is kinda to have more LIFE in "work-life balance"
09:42 < plop> morning
09:46 < Trapdoor> oh my god fuck UPS tracking
09:46 < Trapdoor> refresh page, it says scheduled delivery friday
09:46 < Trapdoor> refresh again, it says delivery wednesday
09:48 < thecliguy> UPS's magic 8 ball algorithm.
09:55 < meowschwitz> Trapdoor: maybe its just you
09:55 < meowschwitz> you're interpreting schedules too literally
09:56 < Trapdoor> no meowschwitz, no
09:57 < nohusuro> meowschwitz: Atro is correct on the shift front, and you'd probably need it. No IT company running reduced hours is going to stay afloat.
09:57 < Trapdoor> look meowschwitz: https://imgur.com/a/SoO84Yo
09:57 <+layer-eight> * Trapdoor →  Private Imgur Album
09:57 < Trapdoor> it seems even the datasets they're basing it on is changing
09:58 < Trapdoor> like they have two sets of tracking history and they're randomly picking one
09:58 < Atro> meowschwitz: i work in a MSP, i got no work/life balance
09:58 < Atro> life is perpetually hell
09:58 < Trapdoor> what is life?
09:58 < Atro> baby dont hurt me
09:58 < Trapdoor> na na na naa
09:58 < Trapdoor> life is life
09:58 < meowschwitz> Trapdoor: ahh the infamous "eventually consistent" data model
09:59 < Trapdoor> fingers crossed I get it tomorrow
10:05 < Atro> meowschwitz: also work/life balance is not about hours worked, is about how "chill" your job is and how unstressed you are after you go home
10:09 < howru> waw
10:21 < meowschwitz> > Hello Mike,
10:21 < meowschwitz>  
10:21 < meowschwitz> > The product in the photos that you provided is NOT a genuine Buck Knives product.  It is indeed a counterfeit.  Thank you for bringing it to our attention.
10:21 < meowschwitz> well
10:21 < meowschwitz> FUCK
10:21 < plop> was genuine product price?
10:21 < meowschwitz> no 20 euro lol
10:24 < humpaxx> Heeeeello friendios
10:24 < plop> meowschwitz, then don't complain lol
10:24 < plop> sup humpaxx
10:24 < meowschwitz> plop: it's actually a rather nifty pocket knife
10:25 < plop> meowschwitz, nice
10:25 < meowschwitz> the lock mechanism is solid, the handle is well made
10:25 < humpaxx> plop: oh you know the usual, trying to look busy
10:25 < meowschwitz> and given bulgaria's lax laws on, well, everything
10:25 < meowschwitz> i can just carry it around as a stabby knife
10:26 < plop> meowschwitz, i'd like to visit bulgaria, specially the places where people doesn't carry a stabby knife
10:26 < humpaxx> plop: i saw something terrifying today
10:26 < plop> humpaxx, explain
10:26 < meowschwitz> plop: by all means do so
10:26 < humpaxx> plop: Well, i was installing Java for a user and the picture on the installer said 3 billion devices run java..
10:27 < meowschwitz> plop: Bulgaria is cheap and rather non-violent
10:27 < plop> meowschwitz, i'll keep it mind :D
10:27 < plop> humpaxx, 3 billion. wasn't there a xkcd about that?
10:27 < meowschwitz> plop: you can live quite nicely here on 1000 eur/mo
10:28 < plop> meowschwitz, but i don't speak bulgarian. how is the weather? i'm spanish so i'm used to nice weather and beach
10:28 < ClubMate_> A Service i want to use with my AD is using the ANR attribute. The used ldap-request is: `(&(objectclass=person)(objectcategory=person)(anr='user@domain.com'))` which doesn't return any results. Can i somehow add the mail field to the anr?
10:29 < meowschwitz> plop: hot and dry
10:29 < meowschwitz> the winter is supposed to be snowy and -20ish but this one had maybe two weeks of snowing and mostly around 0
10:30 < meowschwitz> plop: you can make do with English
10:30 < plop> 0? are we crazy? hehe
10:30 < meowschwitz> I live next to the spanish embassy and they have a bunch of language schools in the area
10:30 < plop> what about bulgarian girls?
10:30 < plop> meowschwitz, checking flights
10:31 < meowschwitz> plop: if you filter out the gold diggers and the club goers they're great
10:31 < plop> hahaha
10:31 < meowschwitz> this is a poor country
10:31 < meowschwitz> gold diggers are a problem
10:32 < plop> i see
10:32 < humpaxx> Strange that the country would be poor if you have a lot of gold diggers. Clearly your country is rich in these minerals?
10:32 < meowschwitz> ...
10:32 < meowschwitz> 3/10
10:34 < humpaxx> Sorry
10:35 < Trapdoor> oh sweden
10:35 < Trapdoor> It is I, the Norwegian
10:35 < humpaxx> Trapdoor: Greetings! How are you?
10:35 < Trapdoor> Hast thou ever witnesseth such splendour?
10:36 < Trapdoor> Doing alright, 20+C weather
10:36 < humpaxx> Sorry i don´t speak gibberish
10:36 < Trapdoor> is that unicode?
10:36 < Trapdoor> or are you just hÅppy to see me?
10:37 < humpaxx> Trapdoor: right on, according to my phones weatherapp its going to peak at 24c today
10:37 < rhqq> nohusuro voidstar just long, and last year with beard same thing
10:37 < Trapdoor> My man
10:37 < rhqq> morning guys
10:37 < Trapdoor> humpaxx, peaking at 23C today and tomorrow
10:38 < rhqq> oh perfect weather for all year
10:38 < humpaxx> Trapdoor: im going to Birdie on Thursday and im hoping the weather stays as is so walking to get food will be nice
10:39 < Trapdoor> What is a Birdie?
10:39 < Trapdoor> are you going golfing?
10:39 < Trapdoor> BirdieCon?
10:39 < plop> we're also 20+
10:40 < Trapdoor> I didn't realize you were such a huge nerd humpaxx
10:40 < Trapdoor> Is it just Birdie?
10:45 < humpaxx> Trapdoor: what do you mean "just birdie" ?
10:46 < Trapdoor> I don't know what Birdie is :(
10:46 < humpaxx> Trapdoor: birdie.org
10:46 < Trapdoor> I'm guessing it's a combined lanparty/boardgame/tcg/cosplay con?
10:46 < humpaxx> When i started going over 10 years ago it was almost just a demo party
10:47 < humpaxx> Now they´ve tainted it with gaming stuff and recently boardgames/cons and all that silly stuff
10:47 < Trapdoor> Aha, so you don't play magic or anything?
10:49 < humpaxx> Trapdoor: No i dabble with Unity3d and enjoy the demo part, the tcg stuff is just taking up space :p
10:59 < humpaxx> Trapdoor: I´ve been thinking of going to Revision in germany but its quite a trip
11:04 < Wannabejrsysadm> sup boys
11:04 < Wannabejrsysadm> our fileserver just froze
11:04 < Wannabejrsysadm> I have a dump file
11:04 < Wannabejrsysadm> DRIVER_CORRUPTED_EXPOOL
11:04 < Wannabejrsysadm> how do I find the issue ?
11:05 < humpaxx> Wannabejrsysadm: Have you tried whocrashed?
11:05 < humpaxx> Wannabejrsysadm:  http://www.resplendence.com/whocrashed
11:05 <+layer-eight> * humpaxx →  Resplendence Software - WhoCrashed, automatic crash dump analyzer
11:06 < Wannabejrsysadm> do I ahve to run that on the server that crashed?
11:06 < Wannabejrsysadm> or can i  run it with the dmp file ?
11:07 < Wannabejrsysadm> rip
11:07 < Wannabejrsysadm> you can't run it on domain added computers
11:08 < humpaxx> Wannabejrsysadm: don´t you have a VM for that kind of stuff? :P
11:09 < Wannabejrsysadm> i could spin up a VM
11:09 < Wannabejrsysadm> but thats the question
11:09 < Wannabejrsysadm> does it just analyze a dmp file ?
11:11 < humpaxx> Dunno, i just know you run it, press the button and it tells you the error code and what problably caused it
11:11 < humpaxx> But then again the dmp will problaby have to be on the machine you run the app on
11:11 < Wannabejrsysadm> indeed
11:12 < Wannabejrsysadm> so I won't be able to run the free version on a fileserver
11:50 < plop> fuck this shit
11:50 < plop> our sales person doesn't know how to use filters with excel
11:58 < rhqq> xD
12:01 < Trapdoor> =AND(NOT(ISBLANK(B3));ISBLANK(I3))
12:01 < Trapdoor> mmmmmmmmmmmmm
12:01 < Trapdoor> I love me some excel
12:24 < Trapdoor> https://www.reddit.com/r/sysadmin/comments/8hs95s/new_intern_worried_about_how_get_through_my/ oh god, this poor guy
12:24 <+layer-eight> * Trapdoor →  reddit: the front page of the internet
12:25 < Trapdoor> windows 98. solaris 9, windows 10 home edition, windows ME, fucking anonymous FTP on corporate network exposed to WAN full of lolicon
12:25 < Trapdoor> poor guy
12:49 < meowschwitz> I DISCOVERED SYSADMIN TREASURE
12:49 < meowschwitz> IMAP SUPPORTS SHARING MAILBOXES
12:49 < meowschwitz> JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
12:49 < meowschwitz> SOMEONE GIVE ME A BUCKET TO CUM INTO
12:49 < meowschwitz> yes I am excited.
12:50 < rhqq> meowschwitz: eli5 ?
12:51 < meowschwitz> rhqq: imap has ACL mechanisms which allows assigning permissions to other authenticated users. It is implemented in dovecot and can be managed via e.g. Thunderbird IMAP-ACL extension
12:52 < meowschwitz> for example, dept a has a shared mailbox kek@terrible.com and dept b has a shared mailbox meh@terrible.com
12:52 < meowschwitz> I can project a read-only view of kek@ inside meh@
12:52 < rhqq> hmm, other way. real life example (usable one)
12:53 < rhqq> dept b using meh@ can also view all the incoming mail to kek@ ?
12:53 < meowschwitz> support@benis.com wants to see content of risk@benis.com; the support team talks to clients, the risk team verifies their identity
12:54 < meowschwitz> instead of giving the support team direct access to risk@ and having to provision the account to every member of the support team, I enable the ACL on the server to project the contents of certain subfolder of risk@ to support@ and tell the support team to subscribe to the newly visible folders
12:54 < rhqq> okay makes sense now
12:55 < rhqq> thx
12:55 < rhqq> out of all the basic technologies within IT, mail is the only one that's a total unknown to me
12:57 < meowschwitz> well, I avoid Exchange like the plague, so for me it's basically iredmail all the way
12:58 < meowschwitz> which is basically postfix + dovecot + tweaks
12:58 < meowschwitz> sexy, sexy tweaks
12:58 < rhqq> im happy to configure postfix to use amazon ses + gmail4b
13:02 < humpaxx> Trapdoor: sup? I just had lunch and went for an icecream after that.
13:03 < Trapdoor> Nice
13:03 < humpaxx> Very
13:04 < humpaxx> Now i just need to hold our for 4 hours and then im off work until tuesday next week.
13:05 < humpaxx> Laid new tiles on my balcony so i wouldn´t have to walk on the concrete and im looking forward to getting home :>
13:06 < Trapdoor> Oh man, I'd love a week off right about now
13:11 < humpaxx> Mmhm
13:24 < rhqq> cryptic1: get back to work
13:24 <@cryptic1> How long was that guy spamming nonsense?
13:25 < rhqq> who was
13:25 <@cryptic1> The person i just removed
13:26 < rhqq> umm, i cant see anything :PP
13:28 <@cryptic1> My buffer must be from earlier
13:29 < rhqq> yea
13:35 < plop> cryptic1, back to work
13:38 < rhqq> "An infinite number of monkeys typing into GNU emacs would never make a good program. "
13:39 <@cryptic1> Are you sure?
13:39 < rhqq> well.. that's what Linus said
13:40 < rhqq> https://www.kernel.org/doc/Documentation/process/coding-style.rst chapter 9
13:45 < Atro> lol
13:45 < Atro> nerds
14:13 < humpaxx> I dont even know why emacs is still a thing when vim clearly is superior
14:20 < rhqq> rms believers...
14:21 < onenerdyguy> mornin
14:21 < giant_it_burrit> hi bby
14:21 < rhqq> what can you guys tell about quality of hp laptops?
14:21 < rhqq> and support
14:21 < Atro> hp sucks
14:21 < rhqq> https://www.neowin.net/news/hp-debuts-new-ryzen-pro-powered-elitebook-705-probook-645-series-of-laptops
14:21 < Atro> their switches suck balls
14:21 < rhqq> i know hp sucks for printers and servers
14:21 < onenerdyguy> HP laptops: Their business stuff isn't bad, like Probooks and such
14:22 < rhqq> but well
14:22 < rhqq> i really want to replace my 5gen intel with ryzen
14:22 < onenerdyguy> their support is atrocious, enjoy your India callcenter hell
14:22 < rhqq> yeah, dell made me blowjob happy
14:22 < rhqq> with their support
14:22 < onenerdyguy> and dear god, why would you put not only an AMD "I LIKE FIRE" processor in a laptop, but even a Ryzen?
14:22 < onenerdyguy> get a workstation :P
14:23 < rhqq> because i travel a lot
14:23 < rhqq> i want 13.3" or smaller laptop
14:23 < onenerdyguy> do you *really* need the oomph on the road, or do you think you do
14:23 < onenerdyguy> cuz everyone I've found who isn't a CAD guy, they don't.
14:23 < onenerdyguy> it's cheaper to just have an Azure/DigitalOcean/etc environment to remote into
14:23 < Casteil> lolryzen
14:24 < rhqq> yeah, i was hoping for latitude with ryzens :S
14:24 < Casteil> I wonder how those ryzens compare to the i5-8250 you can get in xps 13s now
14:24 < onenerdyguy> Why? I mean, Ryzen is a fine stack, for a workstation
14:24 < onenerdyguy> it's thermals are garbage
14:24 < rhqq> not really
14:24 < Casteil> fine stack of steaming shit
14:24 < rhqq> their U or GU processors are quite nice
14:25 < rhqq> in terms of power/heat
14:25 < onenerdyguy> Look, you're seemingly already decided on buying it, so don't come here for us to justify it
14:25 < rhqq> no, i didnt decide
14:25 < rhqq> well, i decided on amd
14:25 < rhqq> but not decided on laptop :/
14:25 < onenerdyguy> so, first mistake already made, alright lets move on
14:25 < Casteil> XPS 13s have the i7-8550U too
14:25 < onenerdyguy> if you want AMD, you're basically stuck with HP
14:25 < Casteil> which I thought about
14:25 < onenerdyguy> cuz they are the only ones dumb enough to use em anymore
14:25 < Casteil> then I saw the new XPS 15 with the i7-8750H
14:26 < rhqq> onenerdyguy: not really, lenovo and asus too
14:26 < Casteil> Hexacore laptop w/ 4.1ghz turbo
14:26 < Casteil> yesplz
14:26 < onenerdyguy> Lenovo does em in their T series? i thought it was only like E series crap
14:26 < rhqq> and some yoga i think
14:26 < rhqq> cant remember
14:26 < Casteil> literally 4x faster than my current laptop even though my current laptop isn't that old
14:26 < Jekotia> ~ 5 years ago, I had an AMD HP that I literally fried an egg on at idle. /idle/. I haven't touched either since.
14:27 < rhqq> yeah, amd sucked/cooked balls for ever
14:27 < rhqq> but now their mobile ryzens aren't that bad
14:27 < Casteil> http://www.dell.com/en-us/work/shop/dell-laptops-and-notebooks/new-xps-15/spd/xps-15-9570-laptop/cax15w10p1c1647 < I've got one of these on order :)
14:27 < onenerdyguy> I'd just buy an xps, personally. never had a problem with it
14:27 < rhqq> right, there's also a non-latitude dell
14:27 < rhqq> with ryzen
14:27 < onenerdyguy> mind you, I spin up maybe like 3 vms.
14:27 < Casteil> or, I think so.. my boss has been trolling me about it a bit :P
14:27 < onenerdyguy> the rest are all cloud
14:27 < rhqq> xps are shit
14:28 < rhqq> battery longevity (not life) sucks
14:28 < Casteil> you sound like you're very highly opinionated and quite possibly misinformed
14:28 < rhqq> no
14:28 < rhqq> i have a 12" latitude e7250
14:28 < rhqq> it's onlyu 1/8" thicker than xps
14:28 < onenerdyguy> oh if we're using anecdotal
14:28 < rhqq> and is way more though
14:28 < rhqq> no
14:28 < onenerdyguy> I've got a school with over 1000 E7450's deployed with no concerns on batteries
14:29 < onenerdyguy> so..
14:29 < Casteil> FWIW, I like my Latitude 7470
14:29 < onenerdyguy> I run a 7440 at home, have for a while, does the job great
14:29 < Bru-> morn
14:29 < rhqq> basically friend is a tech support at a company and they got 50/50 e7250s and xps
14:29 < Casteil> but my boss told me if I want an upgrade we better do it now or never so I did a bit of research and landed on the XPS 15 w/ i7-8750H as the best bang per buck
14:29 < rhqq> and most of xps ones had pretty much dead battery after 1 year
14:30 < Casteil> (yes, surprisingly.. xps has the best bang per buck if you're looking for a performance laptop)
14:30 < onenerdyguy> so again, anecdotals. Alright then. Enjoy your lap fire.
14:30 < rhqq> vs 20-30% most of latitudes
14:30 < rhqq> so yah
14:30 < rhqq> onenerdyguy: you can stop talking to me, i seen numbers
14:30 < onenerdyguy> nah, I'm kinda a dick, this is my jam
14:30 < rhqq> xps is nice, sure, but i buy laptop for 2-3 years, mine after 2 years is at 85%
14:30 < rhqq> i mean battery, given i travel a lot
14:31 < rhqq> and you're misinformed about temperatures of ryzens
14:31 < rhqq> so well...
14:31 < Bru-> dickjam
14:31 < onenerdyguy> Bru-, jamdick
14:31 < Bru-> my laptop is still dank af
14:31 < Bru-> elitebook 8570w
14:31 < rhqq> you sound like your dick is jammed
14:31 < rhqq> ;p
14:31 < Bru-> its pushing 5 years old now
14:31 < Bru-> rhqq: huhu
14:31 < Bru-> i have 2 kids
14:31 < Bru-> it is kind of...
14:31 < rhqq> not you
14:31 < rhqq> ;p
14:32 < rhqq> but well ;D
14:32 < corn266> Morning all
14:32 < Bru-> gluten dag
14:32 < Bru-> i love my elitebook though
14:33 < rhqq> its too big for my likings
14:33 < Bru-> 16jigs of ramn, i7, 1 SSD/1HDD, discrete gfx
14:33 < rhqq> ah right onenerdyguy, i remember one more thing. at the time i bough my latitude, xps offered only 8gb of ram
14:33 < rhqq> and i needed 16
14:33 < Bru-> this beast will take up to 32GB though
14:33 < rhqq> so yeah. xps was a no-go for multiple reaons
14:34 < Jekotia> Bru-: Why do you need 16 jigs to hold your RAM in place? That's what the clips are for!
14:34 < Bru-> slap a xeon in there, you got yourself a mobile server
14:34 < Bru-> Jekotia: engineering man
14:34 < Bru-> gotta overprotect
14:34 < Bru-> oversecure
14:34 < Bru-> dont want it running off
14:34 < Jekotia> Bru-: You were asked about fleeing refrigerators a lot, weren't you?
14:35 < Bru-> yeah
14:35 < Bru-> i have those bolted down too
14:35 < Bru-> 4ft deep concrete footers
14:35 < Bru-> 3ft 1/2" diameter bolts
14:35 < Bru-> AINT NO FRIDGE OF MINE RUNNIN AWAY
14:36 < rhqq> hmm
14:36 <@Code_Man65> Bru-:  What about your nose though?
14:36 < rhqq> http://www8.hp.com/h20195/v2/GetPDF.aspx/c05934821.pdf these new elitebooks have aluminium body
14:37 < Bru-> wut?
14:37 < Bru-> i dont like the new elitebooks
14:37 < Bru-> i have an 850
14:37 < Bru-> its a g3 though
14:37 < Bru-> so not brand new
14:38 < Bru-> id like to get a zbook
14:41 < rhqq> zbook?
14:41 < Casteil> yuck
14:41 < Bru-> ZBOOK.
14:41 < Bru-> its a desktop on wheels!
14:41 < Casteil> I'd really rather not sully my clean hands with Quickbooks
14:41 < Bru-> what?
14:41 < Bru-> lol
14:42 < Casteil> having to get into quickbooks for an integration
14:46 < asimon> Good morning friends
14:48 < Bru-> morn
14:49 <@Code_Man65> What about the most talkative person at Quarks Bru-?
14:49 < Casteil> one thing I'm going to miss from my Latitude is the connectivity options
14:49 < Bru-> orly?
14:50 < rhqq> Casteil: meaning?
14:50 < Casteil> I don't like the fact that I'm effectively sacrificing physical connectivity by moving to an XPS
14:50 < tsarbomba> i'm seeing lots of grabass but not a whole lot of work getting done, kids
14:50  * aleph- is fiddling with mail servers
14:50 < Casteil> rhqq: no ethernet, fewer USB, no docking port to just drop the laptop into anymore
14:50  * aleph- checks the calendar to see what fucking year it is?
14:50 < rhqq> ah totally
14:50 < Casteil> probably going to want to order dell's Thunderbolt dock with it too
14:50 < Casteil> -.-
14:50 < rhqq> another reason i decided to have latitude
14:51 < rhqq> it's only very slightly bigger
14:51  * Casteil shrugs
14:51 < rhqq> but has absolutely everything
14:51 < Casteil> they haven't updated the latitude line for gen8 yet
14:51 <@JollyRgrs> Casteil: I use that at work
14:51 < Casteil> plus they did away with the docking port on the latitude anyway
14:51 <@JollyRgrs> works nice
14:51 < rhqq> well, im definitely not going with intel :S
14:51 < Casteil> JollyRgrs: what's that, the thunderbolt dock?
14:51 <@JollyRgrs> yeah
14:52 < Casteil> what laptop?
14:52 < asimon> It's for most of Dell's newer models of laptop
14:52 <@JollyRgrs> 3520
14:52 < Casteil> oh looks like they *have* updated the 7490 with gen8 intel
14:53 < asimon> Its pretty amazing actually, that so many different data lines can go over that one lil cable
14:53 < Casteil> still, max cpu is i7-8650U which doesn't quite compare to the badass i7-8750H
14:53 < asimon> multiple displays, internet, usb, audio, charging
14:53 < Casteil> http://cpu.userbenchmark.com/Compare/Intel-Core-i7-8750H-vs-Intel-Core-i7-8650U/m470418vsm353957
14:54 < Casteil> http://cpu.userbenchmark.com/Compare/Intel-Core-i7-8750H-vs-Intel-Core-i5-6300U/m470418vsm27864 < Comparing the 8750H to my current 6300U lol.. literally 4x as much multithreaded processing power
14:55 < Casteil> at any rate, incremental testing is tedious on this 6300U
14:56 < Casteil> once I get my fancy XPS 15 we'll repurpose this Latitude (still in like new condition) to someone else in the company who doesn't need as much oomf
15:01 < tsarbomba> casteil i trust you're not going to explore the limits of your 6300 via pornhub and reddit
15:01 < tsarbomba> you'll be fine
15:01 < Casteil> but.. incremental testing though!!
15:02 < Casteil> I have to.. incrementally test!
15:02 < Casteil> :P
15:02 < tsarbomba> is that what you kids call "edging" these days?
15:06 < Casteil> seriously though, I lose a lot of time to building/rebuilding for testing incremental changes
15:06 < aleph-> heh
15:08 < Casteil> the software I work on, unfortunately, requires total rebuilds way too often for some of the tiniest changes
15:08 < rhqq> because fuck modularity
15:10 < Anaphylaxis> how do i admit to a customer I have no idea what the fuck they're talking about
15:10 < MillerBoss> Lie
15:10 < MillerBoss> :P
15:10 < Casteil> yeah well, I wasn't the one who chose the original developer and now we're kind of pigeon holed into a lot of crap I'd rather not be
15:10 < MillerBoss> Don't listen to me Anaphylaxis
15:10 < Anaphylaxis> or, the best way to get info without admitting you don't know shit :P MillerBoss
15:11 < MillerBoss> Well we can't know everything so ask everything you can and get gud
15:12 < Casteil> yep
15:13 < Casteil> someone in accounting gave me shit one time and I got a little short in my response to it
15:13 < corn266> "Get bent fucker"
15:13 < Casteil> something to the order of "ok.. how many different systems are you responsible for?"
15:14 < tsarbomba> is it friday yet
15:14 < MillerBoss> Yes tsarbomba
15:14 < tsarbomba> also, MillerBoss: get back to work
15:14 < corn266> `yt friday
15:14 < corn266> nope not yet
15:14 < tsarbomba> :(
15:14 < Casteil> I mean day to day I'm touching Jira, our IT request system, visual studio, sql server mgmt studio, whatever I do in our webapp day to day, deal with drama with our public-facing site provider, etc.. tip of the iceberg
15:14 < Casteil> ...you punch numbers in quickbooks, right?
15:14 < Anaphylaxis> lmao Casteil
15:15 < tsarbomba> i don't know who you're touching or punching casteil
15:15 < giant_it_burrit> your fartbox
15:16 < Casteil> not many people have been inconsiderate to me like that one person was but I took it pretty personally and they haven't since lol
15:16 < MillerBoss> You go girl
15:16 < MillerBoss> :)
15:16 < corn266> Casteil numbers are hard do you know how many keys are on a 10-key?
15:17 < MillerBoss> 14
15:17 < abakedapplepie> 9
15:17 < abakedapplepie> it goes up to 9 right
15:17 < Casteil> something like 17
15:17 < abakedapplepie> so 9 keys
15:17 < Casteil> :P
15:17 < ExoUNX_> Juniper backdoors were an inside job!
15:17 < tsarbomba> NSA did nothing wrong
15:18 < corn266> Intel is still a good company
15:18 < Casteil> yep... 17.. I only know this because I was looking for a comically large tenkey the other day to poke fun at a user who was demanding a performance laptop with a tenkey
15:18 < ExoUNX_> Snowden is a traitor
15:18 < MillerBoss> I don't shit post
15:18 < Casteil> (...she wouldn't take an XPS 15, she wanted *something* with a tenkey..)
15:18 < abakedapplepie> cosby is a good man
15:18 < ExoUNX_> #reddit-sysadmin is good
15:18 < abakedapplepie> you cant get laptops with 10 keys anymore
15:18 < Casteil> abakedapplepie: yeah you can
15:18 < abakedapplepie> at least any laptop worth buying
15:18 < rhqq> tenkey?
15:19 < abakedapplepie> rhqq: numpad
15:19 < rhqq> ah
15:19 < Casteil> latitude 5000 series has them, precision laptops have them
15:19 < corn266> Here you go Casteil http://www.dell.com/en-us/work/shop/workstations-isv-certified-dell/precision-7720/spd/precision-17-7720-laptop/xctop772017_us_sapp_4
15:19 < abakedapplepie> i want my ultrawide macbook with a numpad
15:19 < abakedapplepie> dammit
15:19 < rhqq> hah
15:19 < Casteil> but yes, they are uncommon because the general trend for the last decade has been to make laptops as small as possible
15:19 < abakedapplepie> 21:9 macbook pro with a numpad
15:20 < abakedapplepie> plz
15:20 < rhqq> ew :P
15:20 < MillerBoss> MacBook with number pad really?
15:20 < Casteil> corn266: lol.. did you just look for the most expensive precision?
15:20 < Blinky_> ky_> Afternoon all could really do with some help please.  I am trying to create a site to site openvpntunnel so that each side is able to talk to each other.  I have two locations with static external IPs, each site is on adifferent subnet ( site A 192.168.1.0/24 and site B 192.168.0.0/24 )  I have
15:20 < Blinky_> tried to follow these guides:https://doc.pfsense.org/index.php/Routing_internet_traffic_through_a_site-to-site_OpenVPN-connection_in_PfSense_2.1 -https://www.nanoscopic.de/2017/07/simple-site-to-site-vpn-with-pfsense-and-openvpn/ as well as a few others and I justcan't get it working.  I can ping
15:20 < Blinky_> site B firewall 192.168.0.1 from site A but nothing past that.  Any ideas where I may be going wrong?
15:20 < corn266> No that;s what my company got for... reasons
15:20 < rhqq> weiner macbook
15:20 < rhqq> xD
15:20 < abakedapplepie> rhqq: I really want it
15:20 < Casteil> corn266: heh
15:20 < MillerBoss> I think we did this last week or this weekend Blinky_
15:20 < abakedapplepie> a laptop with the same vertical as a 15" rmbp
15:20 < asimon> User wants to install a program from 1998 on his machine and of course it won't let him >.<
15:20 < rhqq> well, i was fan of macbooks for a short time
15:21 < rhqq> 2010~2012
15:21 < Casteil> my software engineer requested a precision workstation
15:21 < abakedapplepie> but 21:9
15:21 < Casteil> I recommended the thinner one
15:21 < tsarbomba> tfw you make a stupid proclamation and get refuted in like 11 seconds
15:21 < Casteil> he opted for the chunkier one
15:21 < abakedapplepie> tsarbomba i thouight you were used to that
15:21 < MillerBoss> Fuck you
15:21 < MillerBoss> Fuck Hugh
15:21 < abakedapplepie> veing wrong
15:21 <@JollyRgrs> Casteil: some like em thicc
15:21 < abakedapplepie> s/v/b
15:21 < Casteil> he ended up getting a Precision 7510 with an i7-6820HQ
15:21 < McDonaldsWiFi> MillerBoss: fookayoo
15:22 <@JollyRgrs> i want to make a program with some named queues
15:22 < Casteil> (which was the same thing he had at his last job)
15:22 < MillerBoss> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osvN34PXjgU
15:22 <@JollyRgrs> one of them being the fa/fah/fuh queue
15:22 < rhqq> i'd give my soul away for latitude 7390 with ryzen 2700u :P
15:22 < MillerBoss> Fuck Hugh
15:22 < Casteil> honestly if I were going with the Precision I'd get the precision 5000 series which is thinner/lighter
15:22 < abakedapplepie> ^
15:22 < abakedapplepie> thats what i had my buddy just buy
15:22 < Casteil> but they haven't updated the precisions with gen8 intel yet
15:22 < tsarbomba> abakedapplepie, no need to lash out at me just because you said something profoundly dumb
15:23 < MillerBoss> Layer-eight is stuck in la la land ##reddit-sysadmin-quarantine
15:23 < Casteil> plus the precisions, for the performance, are like twice as expensive as the XPS 15
15:23 < Casteil> 1. Height: 0.44" (11.1mm) | 2. Width: 14.05" (357mm) | 3. Depth: 9.26" (235.3mm) | Weight: 3.93lbs (1.78kg)
15:23 < Casteil> o_o
15:23 < tsarbomba> remember: there are no dumb statements. there are only dumb people who make statements.
15:23 < Casteil> .44"??
15:23 < abakedapplepie> can they stop making every laptop convertible
15:23 < abakedapplepie> and touchscreen
15:23 < Zrane> abakedapplepie, Clearly not.
15:23 < Zrane> How are they going to sell you the new hotness if it's all just a laptop?
15:24 < abakedapplepie> i can only imagine, even on the models that arent actually convertible, the engineering changes for the convertible ones making repairability go down
15:24 < abakedapplepie> laptops are getting harder and harder to fix
15:24 < abakedapplepie> requiring you to buy more and more shit during a replacement, bezels, etc
15:24 < Casteil> abakedapplepie: ehh, latitudes have retained their serviceability
15:24 < Casteil> and I think XPS line is similar
15:24 < Casteil> and precision
15:24 < abakedapplepie> xps line no whey
15:24 < abakedapplepie> latitudes are also guilty
15:25 < MillerBoss> McDonaldsWiFi 👉 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osvN34PXjgU
15:25 <+layer-eight> * MillerBoss →  YouTube → Curb Your Enthusiasm - Fuck Hugh → ⚘ 69,929 ↑ 248 ↓ 5 ✍ 23
15:25 < Casteil> the back covers are easy to get off and everything is pretty easily accessible
15:25 < abakedapplepie> precision, i cant vouch for too much
15:25 < abakedapplepie> precision appears decently fixable
15:25 < McDonaldsWiFi> MillerBoss: hey man
15:25 < McDonaldsWiFi> MillerBoss: you're a bully
15:25 < abakedapplepie> Casteil im taking more hinge/screen replacements
15:25 < Casteil> when you say fixable, what kind of problem are you talking about?
15:25 < abakedapplepie> than ram replacements
15:25 < Casteil> oh, gotcha
15:25 < Casteil> perhaps then
15:25 < MillerBoss> I am a nice guy McDonaldsWiFi
15:25 < McDonaldsWiFi> Hatsjoe is a furry
15:25 < MillerBoss> Fucking Larry David is the best
15:26 < tsarbomba> millerboss https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cs1h6FWq7gA
15:26 < Casteil> hmm
15:26 < Casteil> anyway
15:26 < abakedapplepie> i wont usually recommend a laptop you cant tighten the hinges on
15:26 < abakedapplepie> because thats the one thing that annoys me
15:26 < MillerBoss> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zret7O8YoU
15:26 <+layer-eight> * MillerBoss →  YouTube → Larry David and the Big Vagina → ⚘ 293,175 ↑ 772 ↓ 38 ✍ 116
15:26 < Casteil> yeah.. shitty hinges are a drag
15:26 < Casteil> I don't think we've had issues with any of our latitudes
15:26 < Casteil> having poor hinges
15:27 < Casteil> at least none of the more recent ones
15:27 < MillerBoss> BIG Vagina
15:27 < abakedapplepie> mfrs have gotten much better about it
15:27 < MillerBoss> yuge
15:27 < Casteil> we had some fairly old latitude 5000 series laptops with early core i5s and big heavy screens that went a little floppy
15:27 < Casteil> but the latitude 7400 series has been great
15:28 < Zrane> Casteil, we have tons of problems with the 7470s.
15:28 < Casteil> huh
15:28 < Casteil> outside of DoA issues?
15:28 < Zrane> Cooling issues on the motherboards cause the internal graphics to go fucky.  Known issue, but the replacement boards don't permenantly fix it.
15:28 < Casteil> huh, can't say I've heard of anything like that here
15:29 < Casteil> we've probably got 40 of them
15:29 < Zrane> I have about 60 in service.  Probably 35 of them have had motherboards replaced.
15:29 < Zrane> A couple of them multiple times.
15:29 < MillerBoss> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GzAmLozd6Y
15:29 <+layer-eight> * MillerBoss →  YouTube → Curb Your Enthusiasm - Best of Leon → ⚘ 2,021,593 ↑ 8,720 ↓ 215 ✍ 1,329
15:29 < MillerBoss> Lets keep it going
15:30 < MillerBoss> Mopy Dick
15:30 < Casteil> the original latitude 5000 series I had when I started had some mobo crap.. that was like 2 years ago though
15:30 < tsarbomba> millerboss, get back to work
15:30 < Casteil> don't recall exactly what it was
15:30 < MillerBoss> Thanks tsarbomba
15:30 < tsarbomba> less thanking and more working
15:30 < tsarbomba> all i want to see out of you is asshole and elbows
15:30 < MillerBoss> Yuck
15:30 < Casteil> gaze into my butthole
15:30 < tsarbomba> CHOP CHOP
15:31 < MillerBoss> Yeah well fuck you too
15:31 < SpookyCrisp> daddy
15:31 < tsarbomba> be upset on your own time. now is time for owkr
15:31 < tsarbomba> work, too
15:31 < MillerBoss> Its funny how most people don't think we are serious
15:31 < MillerBoss> lol
15:31 < Anaphylaxis> not in straya
15:32 < Casteil> funny. Quickbooks doesn't think integratOr! is complex enough but for some reason integratOr1 is
15:32 < Casteil> (pw)
15:32 < MillerBoss> Get in that asshole
15:33 < giant_it_burrit> ...
15:33 < giant_it_burrit> wut
15:33 < Anaphylaxis> huh
15:34 < MillerBoss> what
15:34 < MillerBoss> WHAT?
15:34 < Anaphylaxis> whu?
15:34 < MillerBoss> Your what hurts?
15:35 < giant_it_burrit> cookie
15:37 < tsarbomba> c is for colonoscopy. it's good enough for me.
15:37 < Anaphylaxis> oh
15:37 < MillerBoss> Do you know what I'm sayin?
15:38 < tsarbomba> speaking of colonoscopies
15:38 < tsarbomba> HI FELDA
15:38 < felda> hello
15:38 < Hatsjoe> McDonaldsWiFi: how did you know?
15:39 < tsarbomba> hatsjoe is stuck in scrollback
15:39 < Trapdoor> hatsjoe is a gay
15:40 < asimon> Has anyone upgraded to 1803 yet? Is it safe?
15:40 < Hatsjoe> tsarbomba: I have a highlight monitor
15:41 < asimon> s/upgrade/update
15:41 <+layer-eight> [SED asimon] Has anyone updated to 1803 yet? Is it safe?
15:41 < Hatsjoe> Trapdoor your dad was fun last night
15:41 < Trapdoor> yours too
15:41 < MillerBoss> Windows is unsafe ;)
15:41 < Trapdoor> It was a big ol' gay orgy
15:41 < asimon> Well thats true
15:41 < Trapdoor> you're unsafe MillerBoss
15:41 < MillerBoss> Yes, you are correct, Trapdoor
15:42 < Trapdoor> So anyone give a shit about spectre ng?
15:42 < asimon> I meant safe as in "Is this going to make me drink 3 more cups of coffee while I figure out how to get my computer to boot again"
15:42 < MillerBoss> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bECHYVDLxkI
15:42 < Hatsjoe> asimon: most likely
15:42 <+layer-eight> * MillerBoss →  YouTube → Curb Your Enthusiasm Bloopers → ⚘ 390,139 ↑ 1,435 ↓ 38 ✍ 184
15:42 < MillerBoss> Watch it and laugh
15:43 < steevo> asimon, I would give them at least another patch cycle before you try it
15:43 < MillerBoss> At this rate I am waiting till 1903 till 1803 is installed
15:45 < B_RAD1> 1803 is safe
15:45 < MillerBoss> Do you have a tickle in your anus? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcF5MxkbXDI
15:45 <+layer-eight> * MillerBoss →  YouTube → Tickle In Anus → ⚘ 17,127 ↑ 144 ↓ 4 ✍ 6
15:45 < B_RAD1> people been upgrading
15:46 <@JollyRgrs> i upgraded fine
15:46 < B_RAD1> there were Chrome bugs IIRC
15:46 <+AnonymooseWork> ffs
15:46 < corn266> MillerBoss: My only issue with 1803 was McAfee endpoint which needed to be upgraded to v10.5.4
15:46 <+AnonymooseWork> have a designer decide that they wanted a new 4k monitor
15:46 <+AnonymooseWork> purchased it themselves
15:46 < B_RAD1> lol
15:46 <+AnonymooseWork> and now discovered that it won't work with their workstation
15:46 < MillerBoss> Good reason to wait till other vendors get up to speed, right, corn266?
15:46 < B_RAD1> tell them to fuck off AnonymooseWork
15:46 < B_RAD1> not consulting IT for that
15:46 < Heresiarch> AnonymooseWork: ...not seeing the problem here. :)
15:46 < Bru-> yeah
15:47 < Trapdoor> corn266, https://www.reddit.com/r/sysadmin/comments/8hs95s/new_intern_worried_about_how_get_through_my/ is this you?
15:47 <+layer-eight> * Trapdoor →  New intern worried about how get through my internship, need help : sysadmin
15:47 < corn266> They were up to speed
15:47 < Bru-> we stay one edition behind
15:47 <+AnonymooseWork> Heresiarch me either
15:47 < Bru-> now that 1803 is out
15:47 < Bru-> well push out 1709
15:47 < MillerBoss> I like that thinking Bru-
15:47 < Bru-> its one thing for personal PCs
15:47 < MillerBoss> Right
15:47 < Bru-> but business PCs
15:48 < Bru-> theres always some bullshit
15:48 < Bru-> vendors are never ahead of the curve
15:48 < MillerBoss> I always say the workstation is the user's tool and I want that shit working at top notch with minimal downtime. No need to rush these "feature updates".
15:49 < Bru-> precisely
15:49 < Bru-> were a 4 man shop with 900 users
15:49 < Casteil> yep
15:49 < tsarbomba> millerboss is the best desktop technician
15:49 < Bru-> i dont have time to dick around with small potatoes
15:49 < Casteil> 1803 update takes a damn long while too
15:49 < MillerBoss> I don't ever want to be the best tsarbomba
15:49 < Bru-> yeah i slapped it on some decommed cf-c1 toughbooks
15:49 < Bru-> works nicely
15:49 < Bru-> just to fuck around with
15:50 < tsarbomba> well then you need to start slacking or something
15:50 <+AnonymooseWork> nice
15:50 < Bru-> anyone here ever successfully upgraded without having to reset windows 10?
15:50 < Bru-> lol
15:51 < corn266> Trapdoor: No I nmapped our external IP already and didn't find anything other than the usual suspects... and random ports that were forwarded to internal IP addresses... that weren't statically assigned
15:51 < MillerBoss> Then what tsarbomba ?
15:52 < tsarbomba> then let inertia do its thing
15:52 < tsarbomba> looks like there was an earthquake in LA
15:52 <+AnonymooseWork> corn266 thats always fun
15:52 < tsarbomba> everybody, all together: "and nothing of value was lost"
15:53 < corn266> AnonymooseWork: I brought it up at one of our security meetings and was pushed off as "They'd need the RSA key and the assigned computer would need SSH enabled" ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
15:53 < MillerBoss> https://goo.gl/FpLQJ7
15:53 <+layer-eight> * MillerBoss →  ⚓  URL Redirected → Latest Earthquakes
15:53 < MillerBoss> Long ass URL
15:53 < MillerBoss> Base URL https://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes
15:53 <+layer-eight> * MillerBoss →  ⚓  https://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/ → Earthquakes
15:54 < MillerBoss> Cabazon, CA
15:55 < MillerBoss> Hawaii though https://goo.gl/ijNo1B
15:55 <+layer-eight> * MillerBoss →  ⚓  URL Redirected → Latest Earthquakes
15:56 < ionrover2> #j centos
15:56 < arlion> ionrover2: what's your questions?
15:56 < arlion> Also, I type to fast for my own good.. check it out
15:56 < arlion> alias ls a-l='ls -al'
15:56 < arlion> alias lsal='ls -al'
15:56 < arlion> alias ls al='ls -al'
16:00 < tsarbomba> wait
16:00 < tsarbomba> how does "ls a-l" save you any keystrokes over "ls -al"
16:00 < arlion> it saves keystroke when I need to retype the command
16:00 < tsarbomba> ...
16:00 < tsarbomba> that's not how math works
16:00 < MillerBoss> So I broke the glass on my iPhone today. Will file a claim with AT&T. Thing is I paid for a carrier unlock to allow other SIM cards when I go to Philippines. Too bad that can't be moved.
16:01 < plop> you also broke layer-eight
16:01 < arlion> well, if I type ls a-l.. the command is invalid. Thus I need to retype ls -al
16:01 < tsarbomba> no he made layer-eight shitty
16:01 < tsarbomba> not quite the same
16:01 < tsarbomba> arlion, ah i see
16:01 < MillerBoss> `bofh
16:01 <+layer-eight> BOFH The new frame relay network hasn't bedded down the software loop transmitter yet.
16:01 < tsarbomba> you type "lsal" a lot?
16:01 < arlion> but really, I just type really fast and shittly and want the commands to fix it
16:01 < MillerBoss> Why not ll
16:01 < arlion> yes
16:01 < MillerBoss> For ls -la ?
16:01 < tsarbomba> he's trying to cover typos
16:01 < arlion> some servers don't have ll alias'd by default.
16:01 < asimon> test
16:01 < plop> `first-seen cryptic1
16:01 <+layer-eight> I need someone to look for plop
16:01 < MillerBoss> test
16:02 < tsarbomba> i used to alias ls commands but i haven't done that in a coon's age
16:02 < tsarbomba> i had "ll" "ld" and "
16:02 < tsarbomba> "lsd" that is
16:02 < arlion> sure, but I log into a lot of servers where it's not aliased.
16:02 < tsarbomba> and one other i can't recall right now
16:02 <@JollyRgrs> i just ls -hal
16:02 < MillerBoss> Seen is being investigated. Waiting to discuss with the project owner, plop :)
16:02 < plop> MillerBoss, :P
16:03 < tsarbomba> millerboss got mad that i kept finding bugs in his bot so he muted me
16:03 < plop> ls -lisa (lisa shows everhing ;) )
16:03 < MillerBoss> I did not mute you
16:03 < tsarbomba> s/did not/did
16:03 < tsarbomba> orly
16:03 < MillerBoss> That doesn't mean someone else did not mute you
16:04 < starbomba> s/mute you/suck your pp
16:04 <+layer-eight> [SED starbomba/MillerBoss] That doesn't mean someone else did not suck your pp
16:04 < starbomba> hmmmm
16:04 < starbomba> HMMMMMMMMMMMM
16:04 < abakedapplepie> OHHHHHHH
16:04 < tsarbomba> brb getting a kanye west CD and a sturmscharfuhrer armband
16:06 < tsarbomba> ruh roh
16:06 < tsarbomba> what'd you do, anonymoosework
16:06 < tsarbomba> WHAT DID YOU DO
16:06 <+AnonymooseWork> lol
16:06 <+AnonymooseWork> i didn't do anything why
16:07 < HomebrewCocaine> Good morning folks
16:07 < Atro> 3h till company booze
16:07 < Atro> ITS GONNA BEER LIT
16:07 < MillerBoss> I am pretty sure that was cryptic1 and he was most defiantly troll'n
16:07 < MillerBoss> `unmute tsarbomba
16:07 <+layer-eight> tsarbomba has been unmuted
16:07 < Atro> i literally have 3 spam emails that says i won billions
16:08 < plop> `mute MillerBoss
16:08 <+layer-eight> You are not a member of the group Administrator. Access denied
16:08 < plop> meh
16:08 < tsarbomba> cryptic1 does defiantly troll
16:08 < MillerBoss> ;)
16:08 < tsarbomba> but his ass needs to GET BACK TO WORK, CRYPTIC1
16:08 <@JollyRgrs> Atro: dude! you have like three billions
16:08 < tsarbomba> at least 6 billions, jollyrgrs
16:08 < tsarbomba> each spam says he won multiple billions
16:08 < plop> `addmember plop administrator
16:09 < steevo> Atro, that's 3 billions, you're lucky
16:09  * tsarbomba facepalm
16:09 < JFDkthx> `bofh
16:09 <+layer-eight> BOFH The mainframe needs to rest.  it's getting old, you know.
16:09 < Atro> no i got 9 billions from some dead guy, and Ten Million United States Dollars (US$10,000,000.00), from the suspense account of the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation (NNPC) with the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN),
16:09 < JFDkthx> just like me
16:09 < tsarbomba> why are sysadmins terrible at math. it's literally one of the most critical aspects of the job.
16:09 < JFDkthx> tsarbomba: is it though?
16:09 < tsarbomba> it is, yes
16:09 < JFDkthx> what part are sysadmins bad at?
16:09 < steevo> tsarbomba, thinking hard. hard bad.
16:09 < Atro> tsarbomba: cause 1+1 is a cluster, not 2
16:10 < tsarbomba> lol steevo
16:10 < MillerBoss> `shower-thought
16:10 <+layer-eight> Shower Thought → Somewhere out there is a person who is pretty sure they are the one who gave AIDS to Magic Johnson.
16:10 < MillerBoss> Woah
16:10 < JFDkthx> it's hatter
16:10 < tsarbomba> DJ KHALED DID NOTHING WRONG
16:10 < aleph-> Fucking mail servers, what a stupid fucking issue.
16:10 < steevo> tsarbomba, automate hard. no more hard. more easyer now.
16:10 < MillerBoss> That's deep layer-eight
16:10 < Atro> fuck mail servers
16:10 < Atro> shitty ass protocol
16:10 < JFDkthx> Atro: what did you bork
16:10 <+AnonymooseWork> lol
16:10 <+AnonymooseWork> atro
16:10 < tsarbomba> speaking of automating i need to get this decom script working that my predecessor started but never quite got working
16:10 <+AnonymooseWork> you too huh
16:10 < tsarbomba> meh
16:10 < Atro> JFDkthx: nothing, i dont do mails
16:10 < steevo> Atro, whate kind of mail server
16:10 < tsarbomba> can it please be friday now
16:11 < Atro> i only do anti-spam stuff
16:11 < JFDkthx> then why are you complaining
16:11 <+AnonymooseWork> just had a sales rep call me bitching because two clients are rejecting our mail now
16:11 < JFDkthx> ur fukkin anti spam
16:11 < tsarbomba> what's the reject reason, anonymoosework
16:11 < Atro> JFDkthx: be nice or i'
16:11 < arlion> JFDkthx: boy, I thought you said dj hatter and I got excited.
16:11 < Atro> i'll list ur email servers
16:11 < JFDkthx> arlion: ha
16:11 < Atro> *blacklist
16:11 < JFDkthx> oh no.
16:11 < tsarbomba> thas raycess, atro
16:11 < tsarbomba> we prefer "african-american list"
16:11 < JFDkthx> please dont blacklist @felda.io
16:11 < Atro> tsarbomba: my ESA is full racist, son
16:11 < aleph-> Atro: So sending a mail through a smtp relay, X@mail.XYZ.com so my vps hostname needs to be XYZ.com and my account on said vps needs to be X. The fuck...
16:12 < JFDkthx> tsarbomba: PoC list
16:12 < tsarbomba> nice
16:12 < aleph-> Otherwise the headers don't match and it's blacklisted as spam.
16:12 < felda> felda.io is expiring soon
16:12 < Atro> thank god
16:12 < tsarbomba> renew for 40 years plz
16:12 < JFDkthx> felda: not going to renew??
16:12 < Atro> someone buy it forever so it cant be used
16:12 < Atro> shitty website
16:12 < steevo> JFDkthx, PoC is species-ist. you're such a shitlord
16:12 < tsarbomba> ARE YOU ASSUMING MY GENUS
16:12 < felda> JFDkthx I'm renewing but the webhosting and ssl cert are going to lapse
16:13 < JFDkthx> steevo: the p stands for porganism
16:13 < steevo> JFDkthx, what if I identify as a 30x45' steel sheet?
16:13 < JFDkthx> felda: just hak the symantec ca and sign urself a new one
16:14 < felda> JFDkthx orrr I could self host and then use lets encrypt?
16:14 < JFDkthx> steevo: then you're as deep as your argument
16:14 < tsarbomba> i am a meat popsicle
16:14 < JFDkthx> s/popsicle/waffle
16:14 <+layer-eight> [SED JFDkthx/tsarbomba] i am a meat waffle
16:14 < tsarbomba> mmm waffles
16:14 < JFDkthx> blue meat waffle
16:15 < Atro> isnt a meat waffle a burgere?
16:15 < Atro> s/burgere/burger
16:15 <+layer-eight> [SED Atro] isnt a meat waffle a burger?
16:15 < JFDkthx> depends
16:15 < plop> is it possible to exces flood quit layer-eight ?
16:16 < JFDkthx> sygwin aint in here
16:16 < tsarbomba> plop you should totally try. the ops will love it.
16:16 < tsarbomba> they might give you ops too
16:17 < tsarbomba> bust out figlet and go man go
16:17 < MillerBoss> Feel free to try in /query layer-eight  plop
16:17 < tsarbomba> nah, do it here
16:17 <@cryptic1> morning
16:17 < tsarbomba> in channel
16:17 < tsarbomba> loud and proud
16:17 < tsarbomba> back to work, cryptic1
16:17 < tsarbomba> damn cryptic you get in early
16:17 < tsarbomba> i was still on the road at 7:17
16:17 < asimon> Good morning cryptic1
16:18 <@cryptic1> morning
16:19 < felda> Great Dear Leader Cryptic1 a great evil has seeped into our great channel!  tsarbomba is practicing the DEVOPS in public!
16:19 < HomebrewCocaine> Morning Cryptic1. Long time no see.
16:19 < tsarbomba> s/OPS/OOPS
16:19 <+layer-eight> [SED tsarbomba/felda] Great Dear Leader Cryptic1 a great evil has seeped into our great channel!  tsarbomba is practicing the DEVOOPS in public!
16:19 <@cryptic1> ewww
16:19 <@cryptic1> tsarbomba, how could you
16:20 < plop> MillerBoss, <layer-eight> You cannot paste me URLS plop, if you register with NickServ you can use the url command how ever.
16:20 < felda> he said a kick in the rear would stop him
16:20 < tsarbomba> it started with a small project using vb and it just blew up from there I'M SO SORRY OMG
16:20  * tsarbomba breaks down into ters
16:20 < tsarbomba> and tears
16:20 < MillerBoss> Yeah I don't get that one plop
16:20 < MillerBoss> Get as in understand
16:21 < plop> MillerBoss, it is weird
16:21 < tsarbomba> so the bot can't tell if he's registered
16:21 < tsarbomba> which he obv. is
16:21 < Dus10> hey all, just read the "I fired someone today", this is my first time here in the channel
16:21 < plop> welcome Dus10
16:21 < MillerBoss> Welcome to the shit show Dus10
16:21 < Dus10> haha, thanks MillerBoss
16:21 < MillerBoss> Its always fun here
16:22 < tsarbomba> welcome to Happy Fun IRC
16:22 < asimon> Welcome my friend
16:22 < plop> that is not true
16:22 < Dus10> So, I am looking for some career advice, which is why that post struck a cord with me
16:22 < Heresiarch> Dus10: Welcome, and be afraid.
16:22 <+TuxedoJack> Run fast, run far
16:22 < Dus10> because I am afraid I could be that "PITA" if I speak up... which is why I think a lot of people don't
16:23 < tsarbomba> career advice: don't wear a tapout t-shirt and vans to an interview
16:23 < Dus10> I have been at my company for 5 years... hired in as a senior person... I have had a new boss nearly every year... I am on boss number 4 right now and wondering when the next re-org/promotion will give me boss number 5
16:24 < Dus10> the last change was due to a re-org
16:24 < tsarbomba> you're asking us when your next boss is going to be hired?
16:24 <+TuxedoJack> Are you using the right cover sheets on your TPS reports?
16:24 < Dus10> haha
16:24 < Dus10> no
16:24 < tsarbomba> #reddit-psychicfriendsnetwork
16:24 < Anaphylaxis> Yyyyyyeahhhhhhhhhhhhh...
16:24 < Heresiarch> Dus10: ...not seeing a question, here.
16:24 < HomebrewCocaine> ^
16:24 < Dus10> I am providing context
16:24 < HomebrewCocaine> lol tsarbomba
16:24 < HomebrewCocaine> Basically
16:24 < plop> TuxedoJack, you know, i could burn the building
16:24 < tsarbomba> whoah. dark.
16:24 < plop> Dus10, careful if they're promoting you to boss.
16:24 < MillerBoss> Call me now!
16:24 < Dus10> the re-org changed roles... my old boss no longer manages people, but the process, so he still impacts me in a "supervisory" way
16:24 <+TuxedoJack> plop: why bother?
16:25 < tsarbomba> bullying and verbal abuse are fine but we draw the line at arson here.
16:25 <+TuxedoJack> Do what I did before I started 100% telecommute
16:25 < Dus10> so, he is WAY TOOO cautious
16:25 <+TuxedoJack> Put a bottle of Liquid Fart on a timer to spray once a week or so in the break room at 7 AM before everyone gets in
16:25 < tsarbomba> if he manages 'the process' then by extension he manages the people involved with it, no?
16:25 < Dus10> basically, he has never put in the effort to know me or my abilities, but he has this opinion that I am not ready for the next level
16:25 < Dus10> even though I already do it
16:25 < tsarbomba> still waiting for a question
16:26 < Dus10> so much in fact that I do all of these things for another branch
16:26 < Heresiarch> tsarbomba: ++
16:26 < Dus10> so, how do you approach someone like this?
16:26 < tsarbomba> oh, that's easy. if he gives you shit, you shout "YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME"
16:26 < plop> tsarbomba, mx-blue or mx-brown?
16:26 < Dus10> I don't want to rock the boat enough to get labeled as a "problem"
16:26 < tsarbomba> blue. piss off your co-workers.
16:26 < tsarbomba> CLICKYCLICKYCLICKY
16:26 < GreyKite> blue
16:26 < Dus10> but I also don't want want to just put my head down and accept it
16:26 < grumplestiltzkin> Dus10: is your resume current?
16:26 < tsarbomba> what sort of shit is he giving you?
16:26 < plop> tsarbomba, awesome. will get rid of browns
16:27 < HomebrewCocaine> tsarbomba "That's my purse, I don't know you!"
16:27 < Dus10> yes, but I don't want to leave
16:27 < Dus10> I like the company a lot
16:27 < tsarbomba> 5 managers in 5 years is kind of brutal
16:27 < Dus10> 1st boss was the best
16:27 < tsarbomba> i've been at the same place for almost 3 now and the only turnover we've had are all helldesk
16:27 < Dus10> he is actually the reason I came to the company
16:27 < Dus10> I would have probably never have sought the company out
16:27 < grumplestiltzkin> Dus10: if it isn't, you might want to work on it.  even if it isn't your goal, being prepared to walk (or being let go) is a good idea, just in case
16:27 < tsarbomba> hi fleas
16:28 < Dus10> I already know where I would go if I left
16:28 < tsarbomba> i'd definitely be in a "ready to bounce" state with resume, preparedness for interviews, etc.
16:28 < grumplestiltzkin> but like, finding other possibles before walking is a *relaly* good idea
16:28 < tsarbomba> but that's a good default place, really
16:28 < tsarbomba> even if you like your job you should still have that in your back pocket
16:28 < Heresiarch> Dus10: here's some (speculative) context from his end: he's concerned about making sure that: 1) he gets to keep his job, 2) the process is followed, and 3) the latest re-org has a minimal impact to the business. That means that he's looking primarily lock down process (and lock you down to the process as much as possible). (cont in a sec)
16:28 < Dus10> I am just not prepared to go there because of travel... trying to avoid it right now
16:28 < tsarbomba> but it comes down to exactly what your "old boss" is doing or saying to you that is sticking in your craw
16:29 < tsarbomba> if it's process-related and something under your direct responsibility or control, you might not have much room to talk.
16:29 < tsarbomba> if it's something you can trace back to a personal issue or unrelated to his scope, ignore him
16:29 < Anaphylaxis> JSReport suuuuuuuux
16:29 < Heresiarch> Dus10: as such, your best bet is to continue what you're doing **document** that you're doing it, and communicate heavily with him. If he wants you to stop doing what you're doing, reach out to the branch in question and tell them that they have to follow a new process (and to speak with $boss if they have questions).
16:30 < Dus10> I think the issue is, if he keeps going down the road he is going... he is going to bring down the entire branch
16:30 < dragonfleas> is PDQ deploy freeware?
16:31 < giant_it_burrit> yes
16:31 < MillerBoss> There is a free version yes
16:31 < giant_it_burrit> but it has a nice paid
16:31 < giant_it_burrit> for 500
16:31 < MillerBoss> For sure
16:31 < dragonfleas> Is it similar to SCCM for deploying software?
16:31 < MillerBoss> And PDQ Inventory
16:31 < giant_it_burrit> its like that
16:31 < giant_it_burrit> dragonfleas: its easier
16:31 < Heresiarch> Dus10: but that's out of your hands. Inform him of the risks, document that you've done so, and if he says to light the branch on fire, then get your flamethrower.
16:31 < giant_it_burrit> easier to do
16:31 < dragonfleas> giant_it_burrit, ooof, i'm gonna test it
16:31 < dragonfleas> right now I'm building our golden image
16:32 < Heresiarch> Dus10: make sure you also copy whoever *actually is* over you as well when discussing the risks to said branch.
16:32 < dragonfleas> but I'm at a standstill because we ordered inspirons and they don't have .cab driver packages :D
16:32 < tsarbomba> ugh A/C out
16:32 < dragonfleas> I have no idea how to get .cab driver packs for non-business grade computers through dell
16:32 < MillerBoss> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Vv5CsP1pAg
16:32 <+layer-eight> * MillerBoss →  YouTube → Sloth - Hey you guys! → ⚘ 1,045,296 ↑ 2,608 ↓ 144 ✍ 192
16:33 < badsnappa> Currently writing a DSC script to configure DELL optiplex bios settings ... bitching
16:33 < tsarbomba> support.dell.com, search service tag, profit
16:33 < giant_it_burrit> dragonfleas: easy idea with pdq and gold image: deploy to an ou, pdq heartbeat deploys to it with the final task to move to main ou
16:33 < tsarbomba> i think he's looking for the cabs, which should be in the install packages
16:33 < tsarbomba> trying to image disparate residential machines, even if by the same OEM, is going to end in heartbreak i imagine
16:34 < dragonfleas> tsarbomba, yeah I need the cabs, for optiplexes they provide them in full packaged zip files for download on dell's enterprise support website
16:34 < catbeard> make it so
16:34 < tsarbomba> same for residential. extract the .cab from the archives
16:34 < MillerBoss> `chuck
16:34 <+layer-eight> Chuck Norris: When Chuck Norris plays scrabble, hjdldudhqe IS a real word
16:34 < dragonfleas> tsarbomba, they're all the exact same model
16:34 < MillerBoss> Sure it is
16:34 < catbeard> i remembert starting a game with FAJITAS
16:35 < catbeard> @ scrabble
16:35 < catbeard> is that even possible to make IRC scrabble
16:35 < dragonfleas> i'm getting on with dell pro support lmao
16:35 < giant_it_burrit> dragonfleas: i love pro support
16:36 < giant_it_burrit> i spend for plus
16:36 < giant_it_burrit> get the accidental
16:36 < dragonfleas> yeah pro support is fucking awesome
16:36 <@JollyRgrs> dragonfleas: like barry white style getting on?
16:36 < dragonfleas> yeah we're in bed right now
16:37 < ionrover2> arlion, i found out what i was looking for earlier
16:37 < ionrover2> i work for a defense contractor and it looked like there was traffic trying to reach out from an isolated environment to syria
16:38 < ionrover2> this turned out to be not the case thank christ.
16:38 <+TuxedoJack> JFC, that's a pants-shittingly terrifying scenario
16:39 < ionrover2> Pants were shat, but thankfully there was an abundance of wet wipes
16:39 < giant_it_burrit> plz no
16:40 < dragonfleas> wow
16:40 < dragonfleas> i just realized my boss didn't fucking order pro support with these computers
16:40 < dragonfleas> -____________-
16:40 < giant_it_burrit> buy them
16:40 < giant_it_burrit> you cang et access after
16:40 < abakedapplepie> dragonfleas: of course not
16:40 < abakedapplepie> youre the pro support
16:40 < abakedapplepie> duh
16:41 < abakedapplepie> "isnt that what we pay you for?"
16:42 < dragonfleas> lol
16:42 < dragonfleas> i'm sole-role I have too much responsibility to provide that level of support, plus i'm not dell crazy like those prosupport guys
16:42 <@NinjaStyle> They got Dell in their blood
16:43 <@NinjaStyle> Like gengis Kahn style
16:45 < arlion> ionrover2: that's super scary
16:47 < dragonfleas> i'm being the kate +8 hairstyle woman right now and asking for the supervisors supervisor at dell support
16:47 < dragonfleas> i'll eventually get cab files for inspirons
16:48 < dragonfleas> they have to have them stored internally somewhere
16:48 < syere> NinjaStyle: How's the new place working out?
16:48 <@NinjaStyle> syere: im not sure yet
16:48 <@NinjaStyle> they still havent finished onboarding me
16:48 < JFDkthx> dragonfleas: make sure after you're done, you get a bogo, and a refund.
16:48 < syere> Oh? Have they at least provisioned you a machine?
16:49 <@NinjaStyle> i dont have work email, dont have a computer, dont have access to shit
16:49 < tsarbomba> A/C out? tell IT to look at it. because electricity
16:49  * tsarbomba facepalms
16:49 < steevo> NinjaStyle, was yesterday your first day, or last week?
16:49 < syere> That's always the worst. It's 2018 and they were hiring. I would kinda expect a company to be more on the ball about that in this day and age.
16:49 <@NinjaStyle> steevo: yesterday
16:49  * tsarbomba emails back "yep, the A/C is definitely not working."
16:49 <@NinjaStyle> syere: yeah same
16:50 < dragonfleas> JFDkthx, and a slap on the ass from my husband
16:50 < steevo> NinjaStyle, even still, they shoulda had a machine ready by then, much less today
16:50 < dragonfleas> "got em babe"
16:50 <@NinjaStyle> i dont see how my email hasnt been set up yet
16:50 < tsarbomba> ninjastyle is being disingenuous. he's getting paid for ircing.
16:50 < tsarbomba> this is like heaven in a shirt for him.
16:50 < steevo> NinjaStyle, is it exchange, or something else?
16:50 <@NinjaStyle> i have to go on-site with a client on monday next week and have nothing at all so far
16:51 <@NinjaStyle> steevo: yeah, o365
16:51 < tsarbomba> you've got your improv chops, ninjastyle
16:51 < syere> man, they are really lagging behind then
16:51 < steevo> NinjaStyle, so they don't even have you set up in AD?
16:51 < tsarbomba> if POTUS can make shit up and have most people believe him then so can you
16:51 <@NinjaStyle> steevo: they might, not sure how they provision accounts
16:52 <+AnonymooseWork> anyone here using Barracuda mail security?
16:52 <+AnonymooseWork> NinjaStyle could be waiting on licensing :)
16:52 <+AnonymooseWork> our LAR is farking slow
16:52 < dragonfleas> dell rep hung up on me
16:52 <+AnonymooseWork> hahaha dragonfleas
16:52 < dragonfleas> wow
16:52 <@NinjaStyle> AnonymooseWork: nah they have like 15000 employees
16:53 < tsarbomba> dragonfleas, did he say "why didn't you listen to tsarbomba?" before hanging up?
16:53 < tsarbomba> because he should have
16:53 <@NinjaStyle> they probably have an enterprise agreement, heh
16:54 <+AnonymooseWork> ...
16:54 <+AnonymooseWork> doesn't matter
16:54 <+AnonymooseWork> we have an enterprise agreement
16:54 < dragonfleas> so how do i extract .cab's out of the exe
16:54 < steevo> NinjaStyle, they might only have 15000 seats in the agreement
16:54 <+AnonymooseWork> takes fucking forever to get licenses in O365
16:54 <+AnonymooseWork> +1 steevo
16:54 <@NinjaStyle> that would be retarded
16:54 <+AnonymooseWork> ...
16:54 <+AnonymooseWork> you haven't met most big businesses?
16:55 < steevo> AnonymooseWork, most businesses, regardless of size
16:55 < tsarbomba> yeah but the smaller businesses just YOLO and ignore license requirements
16:55 <@NinjaStyle> dont have a single license available? i doubt that
16:55 <+AnonymooseWork> tsarbomba except you can't
16:55 < dragonfleas> i wonder if i could just capture the image with the drivers installed already
16:56 < dragonfleas> since all the computers have the same specs
16:56 < dragonfleas> fuck it i'm just going to do that
16:56 < JFDkthx> lazy
16:56 < dragonfleas> JFDkthx, do you wanna tell me how to get .cab files for residential grade PC's?
16:56 <+AnonymooseWork> dragonfleas what are you trying to get the cab for imaging?
16:56 < steevo> dragonfleas, I think it's going to generalize it anyway, if you don't, it doesn't work. Or at least it didn't use to
16:56 <+AnonymooseWork> residential grade PC's?
16:56 < dragonfleas> yeah my org bought inspirons....
16:57 < JFDkthx> what driver are you missing
16:57 < JFDkthx> did they not come with a dick
16:57 < JFDkthx> s/c/s
16:57 <+layer-eight> [SED JFDkthx] did they not some with a dick
16:57 < JFDkthx> close enough
16:59 < DomLS3> oh yay
16:59 < DomLS3> disconnected but shit freenode server
16:59 < DomLS3> again
16:59 < tsarbomba> fleas
16:59 < tsarbomba> download the damn driver pack
16:59 < tsarbomba> there's a .cab in there
16:59 < JFDkthx> DomLS3: thats why you set up a tunnel
16:59 < tsarbomba> jesushchrist
16:59 < tsarbomba> i told you this like umpteen times
16:59 < JFDkthx> DomLS3: so you never lose your +virginity
16:59 < DomLS3> JFDkthx: lazy
17:08 < DomLS3> where is everyone
17:09 < DomLS3> it's too quiet in here
17:09 < DomLS3> need eye \cancer
17:09 < JFDkthx> eating buffalo chicken salad
17:09 < ThisIsSys> Why aren't we still on the "in the ass" thingy!
17:09 < tsarbomba> too many people couldn't handle the no repeats rule
17:10 < DomLS3> I wonder how long that went on after I left
17:10 < DomLS3> let me check logs
17:10 < ThisIsSys> thats the reason why ban command was invented
17:10 < tsarbomba> yeah the ops don't have a real good history of handling that either
17:11 < DomLS3> 18:52
17:11 < DomLS3> lol
17:11 < syere> I really need to stop talking tech outside of the *admin subreddits. People are insane
17:12 < JFDkthx> ugh i cant wait to move off of fucking foreman.
17:12 < JFDkthx> dont you do it.
17:13 <@NinjaStyle> syere: reddit in aids
17:13 <@NinjaStyle> is*
17:13 < syere> yes... yes it is
17:14 <@NinjaStyle> i member when it was good, in like 2006
17:14 < syere> Apparently I got looped in some fanboyism. Im not backing down that people in work settings should not be talking to their damn computers.
17:15 < aleph-> NinjaStyle: So when it first started? :P
17:15 < aleph-> Uh huh
17:15 <@NinjaStyle> yeah
17:15 < aleph-> I will admit content in main subs has... declined comment wise.
17:15 <@NinjaStyle> basically
17:15 < tsarbomba> reddit is ebola. aids is manageable.
17:15 < aleph-> But non-default subs are fine.
17:15 < aleph-> I think.
17:15 < syere> it's starting to creep into non-defaults
17:15 <@NinjaStyle> i think it turned to shit around 2010
17:15 < JFDkthx> /r/dota2 is only good subreddit.
17:16 < tsarbomba> ns, the year after i joined. i'm not gonna say there's a link here...
17:16 < Casteil> r/gundeals is the only good subreddit
17:17 < tsarbomba> r/mgtow is the funniest subreddit
17:18 < aleph-> heh
17:19 < felda> a true test is listening to your entire library on shuffle and seeing how long you can go without skipping a song
17:19 < DomLS3> felda: about 2.5 seconds
17:20 < fishar[NYY]> 3.5 for me
17:20 <@JollyRgrs> felda: i used to do that all the time with like 20k songs in the list back in the day
17:20 <@JollyRgrs> tsarbomba: what's r/mgtow?
17:20 <@JollyRgrs> do i want to know?
17:20 < felda> yeah it's hard because some music I only like listening to while in a certain mood
17:20 <@NinjaStyle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpOSxM0rNPM
17:20 <+layer-eight> * NinjaStyle →  YouTube → Arctic Monkeys - Do I Wanna Know? (Official Video) → ⚘ 635,646,392 ↑ 3,311,887 ↓ 102,781 ✍ 97,306
17:20 < tsarbomba> it's like incels only more militant
17:21 < tsarbomba> these are basically guys who can't decide if they're more disgusted with women or with their own trajectory towards homosexuality
17:21 < felda> > men going their own way
17:21 < DomLS3> incel should really be called incedel
17:21 < felda> ooof my masculine bones
17:21 < DomLS3> or incidel
17:21 < DomLS3> like infidel
17:22 < tsarbomba> remember the snailfart in the news cycle that was the 'boycott' of the movie wonder woman? mgtow.
17:22 < vinrock> wasnt that because of bds and the actress being an israeli
17:22 < steevo> I think all the current social movements are stupid.
17:22 < tsarbomba> i'm sure other elements of the Alt-Reich tagged along
17:23 <@NinjaStyle> Holy shit tsarbomba
17:24 <@NinjaStyle> that sub is so reddit
17:24 < tsarbomba> yup, pretty much
17:24 < tsarbomba> you don't even need to go to voat any more. voat came to reddit.
17:24 <@NinjaStyle> such a circle jerk
17:24 < steevo> NinjaStyle, reddit, voat, and 4chan are all nothing other than giant circle jerks
17:24 < khelpw> Some of the smaller/specialized subs are still great
17:25 < tsarbomba> khelpw is a big fan of r/pokemongo
17:25 < khelpw> Of course /r/pics and /r/funny are hot, steamy garbage.
17:25 < vinrock> r/food
17:25 <@NinjaStyle> oh god https://www.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/8ht9f9/who_else_would_be_doing_it/
17:25 < vinrock> that sub infuriates me
17:25 <+layer-eight> * NinjaStyle →  reddit: the front page of the internet
17:25 < vinrock> i want to read recipes n shit
17:25 < khelpw> Not quite. I meant more like /r/leathercraft, /r/fountainpens, /r/flashlights, /r/knifeclub etcs.
17:25 < vinrock> not see photos of your fuckin sandwich
17:26 < khelpw> or local subreddits for small towns/areas
17:26 < tsarbomba> Your account has been permanently suspended from Reddit.
17:26 < ConkyAxis> The internet seems smaller since reddit /two cents
17:26 < vinrock> i can still log in but im pretty sure im shadowbanned
17:27 < steevo> khelpw, the local ones are still circle jerk trash though. The one for my medium to small town is just a liberal echo chamber
17:27 < tsarbomba> heh. the admins are still trying to publicly deny shadowbanning exists.
17:27 < vinrock> wat
17:27 < xtensive> you want r/cooking vinrock
17:27 < khelpw> Yeah, but I find that's often just representative of the small towns/areas themselves.
17:27 < vinrock> its pretty obvs when you see a poast with 5 comments and when you click there are none
17:27 < khelpw> it's the same shit you see on the local facebook groups that aren't b/s/t nonsense.
17:28 < tsarbomba> steevo maybeyou just happen to live in a liberal echo chmber
17:28 < tsarbomba> either that or the republicans in your town can't afford a computer
17:28 < tsarbomba> according to brookings, it's a 50/50 coin flip
17:28 < vinrock> nah the newjersey sub is the same way
17:28 < steevo> tsarbomba, khelpw, no I live in southwestern Missouri. The liberals around here are just a whiny loud minority
17:28 < Sousapro> the admins are lying then
17:28 < vinrock> its just college kids for the most part
17:28 < tsarbomba> ah. missouri. land of eric greitens.
17:28 < Sousapro> shadowbans have been a known thing for a long time
17:29 < tsarbomba> of course the admins are lying
17:30 < estranger> wreck it ralph in that ass
17:30 < tsarbomba> lol MGTOW is in such denial
17:30 < tsarbomba> one of their 'recommended' sites is for gay conversion therapy
17:30 < steevo> tsarbomba, mgtow is a group of children
17:30 < tsarbomba> which is literally the opposite of mgtow
17:31 < estranger> reading up and all these acronyms... i have no idea what yall are talking about
17:31 < estranger> more proof that im old
17:31 < vinrock> i just learned about incels
17:31 < estranger> dude i learned of incels last week I think
17:31 < tsarbomba> i wish i could forget
17:31 < vinrock> people were like lol dude where you been
17:31 < estranger> wtf
17:31 < catbeard> same
17:31 < vinrock> im like, being an ormal dude ya faggot
17:31 < catbeard> involuntary celibates
17:32 < estranger> two weeks ago, tops
17:32 < catbeard> same
17:32 < catbeard> check /r/IncelTears
17:32 < estranger> some bloke in a UK channel said something about it and I was all "huh?"
17:32 < tsarbomba> most people learned about incels because they graduated from whipping it 13 hours a day in mom's basement to actual terrorism
17:32  * Sousapro in my best clippy voice "have you tried treating the opposite sex like humans?"
17:32 < vinrock> that ellen pao tweet lawl
17:32 < estranger> try taking a shower
17:32 < Sousapro> ++
17:32 < catbeard> have you tried turning it off and on again
17:32 < vinrock> dudes that cant get laid shouldnt have jobs
17:32 < grumplestiltzkin> clippy had a voice?
17:32 < catbeard> bonzi had a voice
17:32 < estranger> so glad im awesome
17:33 < vinrock> me2 hi5
17:33 < estranger> life would suck to be a non-awesome
17:33 < tsarbomba> your eczema finally receded, estranger?
17:33 <+hxcsp> if a guy cant get laid because he doesnt have a job, and he cant get a job because he cant get laid, we would have a lot more feldas around here
17:33 < catbeard> damn
17:33 < tsarbomba> shots fired
17:33 < vinrock> that's pretty deep
17:33 < grumplestiltzkin> these are new word/acronyms to me. I just learned about incels too - is mgtow  and orml like that?
17:33 < estranger> dunno either of those
17:34 < Sousapro> men going their own way
17:34 < vinrock> lol
17:34 < tsarbomba> orml is new by me. mgtow is an evolutionary phase between incel and angry homosexual
17:34 < catbeard> s/their own way/gay
17:34 <+layer-eight> [SED catbeard/Sousapro] men going gay
17:34 < grumplestiltzkin> if a guy isnt working, and not getting laid, he should be starting multiple companies
17:34 < estranger> what the hell
17:34 < vinrock> i read mgtow and assumed it had to do with bitcoin
17:34 < estranger> whate ever happened to theres geeks, and there are jocks
17:34 < Sousapro> estranger: internet
17:34 < xtensive> man they got clubs for everything now
17:34 < estranger> Sousapro, its a fad
17:34 < grumplestiltzkin> oh, is mgtow like the 'herbivore male' thing in japan?
17:34 < catbeard> no, it's men settling for themself
17:34 < tsarbomba> yeah one component of mtgow is that they're all bitcoin millionnaires. even though a ton of 'em can be see whining about the halving of btc value over the last few months
17:34 < estranger> the more you all keep explaining the more confused i get
17:35 < Heresiarch> grumplestiltzkin: same population, more angery.
17:35 < estranger> ill stick to epic scale distributed computing.
17:35 < grumplestiltzkin> catbeard: like, guys who just arent interested in sex or anything?  (same same)
17:35 < tsarbomba> they're interested in sex. they just can't get it.
17:35 < xtensive> they should try having sex with each other
17:36 < catbeard> i'll quote Tpain on this one - "If you ain't got it by now, you just ain't gettin it"
17:36 < grumplestiltzkin> ok, theres the difference. the 'herbivore males' trend towards being YUJE metros, and not pursuing sex with anyone
17:36 < vinrock> i call that
17:36 < vinrock> LOW T
17:36 < AnimalFarmPig> what is orml? I suspect that searching for it will bring up results about some markup language
17:36 < catbeard> the opposite of NORML?
17:37 < catbeard> :)
17:37 < tsarbomba> the opposite of NORML is jeff sessions
17:37 <+TuxedoJack> tsarbomba: and when BTC either crashes or gets made illegal via legislation, they're FUCKED
17:37 <+TuxedoJack> And not in the way they want
17:37 < tsarbomba> "i'm gonna get laid ONE way or another!"
17:37 < AnimalFarmPig> I'm disappointed that I don't remember the guy behind the 1937 tax stamp act...
17:37 < Heresiarch> tsarbomba: don't you hate on America's Law Hobbit.
17:37 < AnimalFarmPig> I used to know the name
17:38 < catbeard> fashion bug!
17:38 < AnimalFarmPig> Anslinger
17:39 < AnimalFarmPig> that's the guy
17:39 < vinrock> anyone can get laid
17:39 < AnimalFarmPig> opposite of NORML
17:39 < vinrock> look at who bobby lee has been dating for the past 5 years
17:39 < vinrock> smokin hot filipina
17:39 < Nightcinder> can i not do a hybrid o365 deployment with exchange 2013?
17:39 < Nightcinder> the hybrid button doesn't work anymore
17:39 < Nightcinder> it tries to go to a page that no longer exists
17:40 < Nightcinder> https://outlook.office365.com/ecp/hybrid.aspx?
17:40 < AnimalFarmPig> are these incel guys literally not getting laid at all or just not having romantic relationships? It's not particularly difficult or expensive just to get laid
17:40 < Anaphylaxis> It's kinda difficult not to get laid
17:40 < AnimalFarmPig> they can't put together $150?
17:40 < Nightcinder> anyone
17:40 < corn266> Start a go fund me AnimalFarmPig
17:40 < vinrock> from what i gather theyre socially inept and dont know how to break the ice
17:40 < trash1e> tinder exists for a reason
17:40 < AnimalFarmPig> sure, that prevents romance, but not getting laid
17:41 < vinrock> or grindr
17:41 < AnimalFarmPig> just pay a hooker
17:41 < trash1e> all valid ways
17:41 < vinrock> well yeah
17:41 < corn266> "ay girl it looks like you rolled a nat20 on charisma"
17:41 < Nightcinder> guess not
17:42 < vinrock> nightcinder havent heard anything and wouldnt expect without it being eol
17:42 < AnimalFarmPig> corn266: you just made me laugh at desk, now coworkers are looking at me
17:42 < vinrock> fart and theyll look away
17:42 < Nightcinder> vinrock: the hybrid dpeloyment button points to an old URL and i can't seem to figure out what the new one would be
17:42 < AnimalFarmPig> that worked, thanks vinrock
17:42 < vinrock> are you using the old admin console
17:42 < vinrock> np homie
17:42 < Nightcinder> maybe?
17:42 < Nightcinder> it's exchange 2013
17:42 < abakedapplepie> im pretty sure the kind of people who are incapable of getting laid conventionally
17:43 < abakedapplepie> are also far too shy to buy a hooker
17:43 < Nightcinder> is there a 'new' admin console?
17:43 < vinrock> in o365, it might have broken something
17:43 < vinrock> id check this:  https://technet.microsoft.com/en-us/library/jj200581(v=exchg.150).aspx
17:43 <+layer-eight> * vinrock →  Exchange Server Hybrid Deployments: Exchange 2013 Help
17:44 < Nightcinder> i'm in the 2013 exchange
17:44 < Nightcinder> admin console
17:44 < vinrock> it was last updated April 16th
17:44 < Nightcinder> there's a button to go hybrid
17:44 < Nightcinder> and that button no workie
17:44 < Nightcinder> https://outlook.office365.com/ecp/hybrid.aspx?xprs=192.168.1.87&xprf=01&xprv=15.0.1076.9&realm=microsoftonline.com&exsvurl=1&ov=1&mkt=en-US&op=Setup
17:44 < Nightcinder> it points to ths
17:44 < vinrock> im guessing it has to do with the new o365 admin portal
17:44 < Nightcinder> yeah
17:44 < vinrock> broken links n shit
17:45 < Nightcinder> i don't see a hybrid section in o365
17:45 < Nightcinder> to configure
17:45 < vinrock> might be some sorta patch you need to run
17:45 < vinrock> i just saw something yesterday
17:45 < vinrock> eme log in and check
17:46 < vinrock> https://portal.office.com/onboarding/GetStartedHybridMigrationExchange2013#/
17:46 <+layer-eight> * vinrock →  ⚓  URL Redirected → Sign in to your account
17:46 < vinrock> check that out
17:47 < scwizard> how does this build work
17:47 < scwizard> with 127.0.0.1
17:47 < scwizard> and not with "localhost"
17:48 < scwizard> the dumbest fucking shit I swear
17:49 < Heresiarch> scwizard: LAMP/LEMP stack?
17:50 < corn266> scwizard: Log360 is the same, couldn't connect with localhost and had to 127 it
17:50 < scwizard> Heresiarch: nope, gitlab runner on GKE
17:50 < Heresiarch> scwizard: ah. Last I saw that particular problem, it was because the mysql client defaults to file socket connection in using "localhost", but works as expected when using the IP addr.
17:51 < scwizard> yeah probably the same thing going on there
17:51 < scwizard> because it's in the same pod, it can connect via ip but not via socket
17:53 < grumplestiltzkin> AnimalFarmPig: people too shy/weird to get laid that are also too shy to rent a hooker, I would imagine that they not know how or where to go about renting one
17:53 < AnimalFarmPig> ehhh..... I guess so
17:56 < tsarbomba> disable ipv6 yolo
17:58 < Anaphylaxis> lmao
17:58 < scwizard> hookers are dumb
17:58 < scwizard> usually can't kiss them or fuck them without a condom
17:58 < scwizard> what's even the point
17:59 < corn266> Why would you kiss or fuck a hooker? Just pay them to be a warm body so you don't go to sleep alone, duh
17:59 < scwizard> also if you fall in love with them they won't really love you back
17:59 < xtensive> unless you take them shopping in beverly hills
17:59 < estranger> enjoy your dickrott
18:00 < corn266> Beeveryly hills... That's where I got my aids
18:02 < giant_it_burrit> std
18:02 < giant_it_burrit> std living in beverly hills
18:02 < scwizard> god i feel so dumb
18:03 < estranger> want some STDs? go to The Villages, FL
18:03 < scwizard> i was bind mounting my php.ini the docker compose
18:03 < scwizard> and wondering why i kept havin gmemory limit issues on ci
18:03 < estranger> double so if yer into lemon parties
18:03 < scwizard> cause the correct ini settinsg aren't in the docker image u dummy :(
18:03 < tsarbomba> lol people are complaining that computers are crashing because the A/C is out
18:04 < tsarbomba> and i have a ticket from helldesk complaining about the heat
18:04 < tsarbomba> what the fuck do i look like, service america?
18:04 < tsarbomba> buy a swamp cooler, shitwhistles
18:04 < sideup66> Felda.io is orang
18:04 < felda> yessir
18:04 < tsarbomba> what did felda do now
18:04  * tsarbomba prepares the long knives
18:04 < scwizard> tsarbomba: you look like the computer fixer guy
18:04 < Heresiarch> estranger: thou shalt not mention the 10th Circle of Hell (old people).
18:05 < felda> if any of you guys play tabletop simulator you can spawn the tablet device and navigate to felda.io and show all your friends :D
18:05 < tsarbomba> scwizard, in what universe is the air conditioner a computer?
18:05 < AnimalFarmPig> tsarbomba: your place of employment didn't just sent people home when the AC failed?
18:05 < estranger> that place is loaded with viagra and the clap
18:05 < tsarbomba> home? lol
18:05 < scwizard> tsarbomba: just upgrade the computers to liquid coolin so they can run in 40c heat
18:05 < tsarbomba> tell me another one
18:05 < tsarbomba> scwizard, i'm sure that'll fit into the 2022 budget
18:06 < Heresiarch> estranger: and yet, the population lingers on. It's like a zombie apocalypse, but with golf carts and wrinkly orgies.
18:06 < estranger> Heresiarch, its expanding!
18:06 < tsarbomba> oh you must have discovered one of those redneck riviera retirement communities
18:06 < tsarbomba> where they allow golf carts on highways and shit
18:06 < Dus10> sounds amazing
18:06 < voidstar> all the summer of love hippies are retiring
18:07 < Dus10> my retirement strategy is to become a homeless bum
18:07 < Hatter> heh heh heh
18:07 < Dus10> very low cost of living
18:07 < Heresiarch> estranger: ...and now I want to get out of this state all the more. Thanks for that.
18:07 < tsarbomba> you'd be surprised. the court fees alone will break your back.
18:07 < estranger> Heresiarch, they prob pay most of the taxes in the state, since there is no income tax
18:07 < tsarbomba> and if you run into one of those jackboots the po-po seem to keep on staff, well... better hope obamacare isn't gone by then
18:08 < Dus10> Heresiarch: the swamp didn't deter you before?
18:08 < tsarbomba> the swamp is a very small, and shrinking, part of FL
18:08 < Dus10> all of FL is a swamp
18:08 < tsarbomba> most of florida is a concrete savannah
18:08 < tsarbomba> -h
18:08 < tsarbomba> the rest of it is a dirt tundra
18:08 < Dus10> it retains all of the humidity
18:08 < tsarbomba> never been to NYC, i see
18:08 < Dus10> and it is soaked with the sludge of humans
18:09 < Heresiarch> estranger: you'd be surprised. They've more or less bent over the county govts in the area, and are politically connected enough that the developer got some major sweetheart deals on the property taxes.
18:09 < tsarbomba> meanwhile my property taxes went up again
18:09 < tsarbomba> thanks, obama
18:09 < Heresiarch> Dus10: tsarbomba is correct. FL is on its way to becoming concrete, rather than swamp.
18:09 <@NinjaStyle> srsly
18:09 < ServChan> `seen cryptic1
18:09 <@cryptic1> busy working
18:09 <+layer-eight> I need someone to look for ServChan
18:09 < tsarbomba> the ACE struck the gravest blow at the swamp
18:10 < tsarbomba> humanity is just finishing it off
18:10 < ServChan> rahrahraiiiiight
18:10 < khelpw> Only problem is that it's concrete that is built on top of swampland
18:10 < Dus10> Heresiarch: I don't mean an actual swap
18:10 < tsarbomba> between drying the fucker out and introducing invasive species
18:10 < Dus10> swamp
18:10 < estranger> Heresiarch, the people living there buy a lot of shit.. the developers .. its a dingle family still I think? got the deal since it brings in all those ga-millions of dollars
18:10 < tsarbomba> s/swampland/aquifers
18:10 <+layer-eight> [SED tsarbomba/khelpw] Only problem is that it's concrete that is built on top of aquifers
18:10 < khelpw> so when the water table changes slightly and the sinkholes form under the concrete nobody notices until the whole thing caves in
18:10 < estranger> dingle family haha
18:10 < tsarbomba> lots and lots of aquifer land
18:10 < Dus10> just the humidity and and general nastiness
18:10 < ServChan> s/working/working the willy
18:10 <+layer-eight> [SED ServChan/cryptic1] busy working the willy
18:10 < estranger> oh yeah disney... thats the other half of your taxes
18:10 < Dus10> I just don't like heat
18:10 < tsarbomba> cryptic!
18:10 < Dus10> and humidity is worse
18:11 < tsarbomba> wait for july :D
18:11 < Dus10> yeah
18:11 < tsarbomba> today's heat is gonna be a sweet memory then
18:11 < ServChan> its cumith
18:11 < Heresiarch> estranger: yup. The problem is, the vast majority of the shit they buy is all contained within the property (or shipped in).
18:11 <@NinjaStyle> its only may and its already into the 80 in denver
18:11 < Dus10> Well, where I am from, our summers are similar, but we have the other extreme in the winters
18:11 < tsarbomba> "remember when it was only 88 degrees out with 75% humidity?
18:11 < tsarbomba> "
18:11 < Dus10> *midwest
18:11 <@NinjaStyle> i have a feeling this summer will be hot
18:11 < grumplestiltzkin> do lforida houses not have piers down to bedrock
18:11 < estranger> well the propery does have about everything you could need
18:11 < Heresiarch> grumplestiltzkin: ...oh, you sweet summer child. There is no bedrock.
18:11 < tsarbomba> bedrock?
18:11 < tsarbomba> lol
18:12 < estranger> but its full of private companies
18:12 < AnimalFarmPig> just watertable?
18:12 < tsarbomba> our bedrock contains our drinking water
18:12 < tsarbomba> `g aquifer
18:12 < ServChan> shower top
18:12 < tsarbomba> wtf no google script?
18:12 < Heresiarch> our "bedrock" is limestone.
18:12  * tsarbomba rages
18:12 < xtensive> lol chance of snow this weekend tho NinjaStyle
18:12 < estranger> the villages best buy's geek squad is prob the busiest squad on earth lol
18:12 <@NinjaStyle> xtensive: no shit?
18:12 < Dus10> oh there you
18:12 < Dus10> Geek Squad opening... $150k/year... The Villages, FL
18:12 < tsarbomba> snow in may is a little much even for the mountains of colorado
18:13 < xtensive> hrm looks like they backed it down to rain now
18:13 < tsarbomba> it's not like you guys are northern idaho
18:13 < ServChan> you da hoe
18:13 <@NinjaStyle> xtensive: i dont think we will get snow in denver, maybe in the mountains
18:13 < tsarbomba> we ALL da hoe
18:13 <@NinjaStyle> high of 53 on sat though
18:13 < ServChan> brrrrr
18:13 < kevin-oculus> here is hot with bikini girls
18:14 < tsarbomba> the puppies are out, it's true
18:14 < ServChan> with 6 rolls
18:14 < tsarbomba> at the air & sea show sunday i saw some impressive talent
18:14 <+TuxedoJack> There's only one roll I want, and it involves MDMA, dammit
18:14 <+TuxedoJack> Fuck 6 rolls, though
18:14 < Nightcinder> vinrock: i'm working with this now
18:15 <@NinjaStyle> i need a nap
18:15 < Nightcinder> but it's claiming our MX and SPF records don't exist lol
18:15 < ServChan> ddos'ed
18:15 < tsarbomba> MDMA is for hopeless gen-Xers who never moved past EDM in middle school
18:15 < tsarbomba> and millennials who won't be leaving mom's basement until age 44
18:15 < tsarbomba> join the adults. double-fist peyote and shrooms.
18:16 < vinrock> nightcinder:  they might have some weird requirements where the records need to be constructed exactly as they say
18:16 < vinrock> id check em with mxtoolbox
18:16 < tsarbomba> you checked via dig that they are advertised, right?
18:16 <@NinjaStyle> your mom uses mxtoolbox
18:16 <+TuxedoJack> tsarbomba: and for people who run in the circles I do on weekends and such. It ain't a music drug, if you get my drift
18:16 < tsarbomba> it's a sex club, isn't it
18:17 < tsarbomba> you know what was pretty awesome when on ecstasy? swimming in a heated pool
18:17 <+TuxedoJack> Hot tubs, rubs with minty oils, et cetera
18:17 <+TuxedoJack> And warm fucking fuzzies, too
18:17 < tsarbomba> the swimming was something insane, though. the sensation of movement and the feeling of the water, it was surreal
18:17 < tsarbomba> it still wasn't as crazy as my last acid trip but it was pretty nuts
18:18 <+TuxedoJack> Snuggling. Best thing ever normally, but on MDMA? Holyfuckyes.
18:18 < giant_it_burrit> TuxedoJack: i know what you get into
18:18 < giant_it_burrit> you dirty birdy
18:18 <+TuxedoJack> giant_it_burrit: you don't have ANY idea. Pony knows more about what I do than you do... and so does Chronos... and Kat... wait, fuck, the entire channel knew. Well, shit.
18:18 < catbeard> anyone use inteliquent / neutral tandem?
18:18 <@NinjaStyle> stop making up words
18:19 < catbeard> it's a company
18:19 < corn266> "blockchain" and "big data"
18:20  * xtensive throws money
18:20 < voidstar> xtensive, make it rain on these hoes
18:20 < corn266> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Cp-BGQfpHQ
18:20 <+layer-eight> * corn266 →  YouTube → BOLTR: Juicero, Cold Press Juicer for Rich Weirdos → ⚘ 1,011,159 ↑ 20,170 ↓ 807 ✍ 4,619
18:21 < xtensive> <3 AvE
18:21 <@NinjaStyle> its gay to love a canadian
18:21 < giant_it_burrit> TuxedoJack: we talked about your weed lube
18:22 < xtensive> gentlemeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen welcome back to the shop
18:22 < corn266> I'm starting to use "son of a diddly" at work
18:22 < DomLS3> s/canadian/dick
18:22 <+layer-eight> [SED DomLS3/NinjaStyle] its gay to love a dick
18:22 <@NinjaStyle> i guess
18:22 < DomLS3> s/dick/pfsense
18:23 < DomLS3> wat
18:23 < DomLS3> s/canadian/pfsense
18:23 <+layer-eight> [SED DomLS3/NinjaStyle] its gay to love a pfsense
18:24 < tsarbomba> lol pasting a 3 line scriopt into SSMS causes it to shit itself hard
18:24 < tsarbomba> can this day suck any harder
18:24 < estranger> anyone running vSAN 6.7 yet?
18:25 < corn266> could be yesterday
18:25 < tsarbomba> yesterday was p. good
18:26 < Hatter> Do I need to worry about GDPR at all?
18:26 < estranger> Hatter, are you in europe? do you have user data?
18:26 < Hatter> well yes to the latter
18:26 < Heresiarch> Hatter: are you responsible for policy, or do you have a legal responsibility to the company?
18:27 < Hatter> sure I do
18:27 < Hatter> but I'm not in Europe
18:27 < estranger> GDPR is for europe only, if yer not global/in the EU then yer not under their jurisidiction
18:27 < estranger> feel free to lie and not actually delete your user info
18:28 < Nightcinder> vinrock: so it's looking for the domain itself
18:28 < Nightcinder> like
18:28 < Nightcinder> the root domain mx/spf
18:28 < Nightcinder> we use our actual mail url for mx/spf
18:29 < Nightcinder> but mxtoolbox shows spf and mx records
18:29 < tsarbomba> inb4 hatter gets extradited to france for violations
18:29 < vinrock> id have to assume something is malformed in the records
18:29 < vinrock> disclaimer:  i havent done a hybrid deployment and havent touched exchange since like, version 5
18:30 < Nightcinder> mxtoolbox and spf resolve fine
18:30 < AnimalFarmPig> estranger: what if you sell to European customers but don't have a physical presence there?
18:30 < estranger> AnimalFarmPig, yer fine, just dont have servers in the EU
18:30 < ServChan> []Doo[]D
18:30  * AnimalFarmPig eyes his scaleway accounts nervously...
18:31 < estranger> is gdpr being enforced yet?
18:31 < estranger> Enforcement date: 25 May 2018
18:31 < estranger> sooooon
18:31 < scwizard> companies have spent a lot of time/money
18:31 < scwizard> trying to be compliant
18:32 < scwizard> i kinda wish they passed a less burdensome regulation first
18:32 < scwizard> that was easier to comply with
18:34 < estranger> it's pretty indepth... both data layer and app layer changes to comply
18:34 < AnimalFarmPig> and your backups
18:34 < AnimalFarmPig> from what I hear
18:35 < estranger> ahh right... if a user requests their data be removed... and you have it on old ass tapes.  do you have to go back and clear them?
18:35 < AnimalFarmPig> you have to keep track of who you've forgotten and if you ever restore from a backup, you need to make sure to scrub them from the restored backup
18:35 < JK-47> Sup estranger
18:35 < estranger> JK-47, heh yo
18:35 < JK-47> I'm still muted on #vmware since theac is an asshat.
18:35 < estranger> hahah
18:36 < JK-47> One of us wears a rolex, one wears a plastic watch. I don't think his ban and mute worked out like he hoped lol
18:36 < DomLS3> gay
18:36 < DomLS3> still muted
18:36 < estranger> being muted in vmware didn't wreck your entire career??
18:37 < JK-47> Dude, actually lost a sale with your old boys.  They went acronis instead of rubrik.  All came down to $$. Go with as cheap as possible since they havent had to recover before.
18:37 < estranger> they are broke afaik
18:37 < JK-47> yeah it was sticker shock.
18:38 < estranger> i dont think they have the bank roll to even "think ahead" and make a smarter long term choice
18:39 < estranger> surprised they arent still on the sata dell eql
18:39 < tsarbomba> actual question asked to me by helldesk re: a customer who has their own server and an on-prem version of our software: "how hard could it be to get them PCI compliant?"
18:39 < giant_it_burrit> oh lord
18:39 < giant_it_burrit> danger
18:39 < giant_it_burrit> abourt
18:39 < tsarbomba> after i finished beating the shit out of the guy who asked me that, i came here to tell you about it
18:39 < JK-47> I give acronis cloud 18 months before it goes the way of crashplan and becomes too expensive to run. Acronis just doesnt have enough runrate money
18:39 < scwizard> JK-47: what's this theac guy mad about?
18:39 < scwizard> that you can tell he doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about even though he thinks he does?
18:40 < tsarbomba> they'd have to literally double my salary for me to ever consider fucking with cryptos on client on-prem servers
18:40 < tsarbomba> and i'd still be reticent
18:40 < JK-47> scwizard:  Correcting his horribad comments, and rearchitecting the peoples solutions. lol
18:40 < scwizard> oh man
18:40 < tsarbomba> didn't crashplan report record profits recently?
18:41 < tsarbomba> s/crashplan/code42
18:41 <+layer-eight> [SED tsarbomba] didn't code42 report record profits recently?
18:41 < JK-47> tsarbomba:  easy to do when you gut your main customerbase and only report part of what you have for recurring costs
18:41 < tsarbomba> heh
18:41 < tsarbomba> HEY IF IT'S GOOD WITH THE SEC...
18:41 < estranger> #cookthebooks
18:42 < tsarbomba> we live in a world of "it may be wrong but it's not illegal so it's not wrong"
18:42 < tsarbomba> yolo
18:42 < giant_it_burrit> ^
18:42 < estranger> JK-47, have you messed w/ the host pinning yet on vsan 6.7?  if that shit works i might be able to remove vsan from my dumpster fire list (at least when working w/ us)
18:42 < JK-47> Their free year hand out cards were the main way we got customers for it.
18:43 < JK-47> I haven't touched 6.7 yet. Seems like a steaming pile
18:43 < estranger> eyah that is my concern
18:43 < tsarbomba> crashplan made the short list of backup providers for next year but i didn't seriously consider it
18:43 < estranger> from some early testing it..... had rough edges.
18:43 < JK-47> almost another full sso rewrite.
18:43 < estranger> but i havent played w/ GA yet
18:43 < JK-47> And their main focus on integrated containers, one of my top hate list products… it's scary
18:44 < estranger> we're a "shared nothing" architeture though so HCI is a pretty big anti-pattern... unless you can do host pinning
18:44 < JK-47> Integrated containers in previous version was practically unusable.
18:45 < tsarbomba> they use docker, no?
18:45 < JK-47> docker is easy. It's everything else thats hard.
18:46 < JK-47> If customers only need a few containers, it's easier to just do it in a VM.  If customers need thousands, integrated containers is the most difficult way possible.
18:46 < JK-47> Plus, few customers want a specialized networking methodology just for the containers. Enterprise network teams dont want to learn new things. They want their contrainers to "just work"
18:47 < JK-47> I push Diamante on them.  Each container gets a slice of a physical NIC. Real IP. Real Mac. nothing new for the packet slingers to learn.
18:47 < JK-47> Simple solutions are always the best.
18:48 < JK-47> Companies with thousands of containers also dont want their VM team having to get in the way.  It's the dev team or devops team leading those projects, quite often with no VM team involvement.
18:48 < Anaphylaxis> I just ate a 7/11 cheeseburger.. never fucking again..
18:48 < Anaphylaxis> 7/11? that burger was fucking 0/11
18:51 < Airnowski> Hello
18:51 < JK-47> estranger:  going to AWS reinvent?
18:51 < grumplestiltzkin> Anaphylaxis: why in the world ?  ..  was there literally nothing else in a 5 mile radius?
18:51 < corn266> Did the Google I/O keynote already finish?
18:51 < Anaphylaxis> car stuck in the woods @grumplestiltzkin
18:52 < estranger> JK-47, we'll have a booth but i dont think im going
18:52 < tsarbomba> nothing on the 7/11 rolling "cooker" is edible. i have to admit, however, that in a pinch those microwaveable breakfast sandwiches aren't totally horrible
18:52 < JK-47> Ok. That's the one I am trying to get to this year.
18:52 < corn266> Google I/O Keynote starts in 7 minutes https://events.google.com/io/
18:52 <+layer-eight> * corn266 →  Invalid HTML document
18:52 < grumplestiltzkin> Anaphylaxis: oh, so closer to a 'yes' then.   man, my condolences
18:52 < Anaphylaxis> i feel like im gonna vomit grumplestiltzkin
18:52 < tsarbomba> car stuck...in the woods?
18:53 < tsarbomba> silly monkey. cars don't go in the woods.
18:53 < JK-47> Anaphylaxis:  back in my day, we had microwave burgers, microwave fried, and microwave milkshakes.. and we liked it!
18:53 < estranger> yea id really like to get to reinvent again... thats a fun one
18:53 < estranger> we have a weird relationship w/ amazon
18:53 < Anaphylaxis> microwave would be better
18:53 < JK-47> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h33Qzo9y8W4
18:53 <+layer-eight> * JK-47 →  YouTube → 1980s Micro Mavels Microwavable Milk Shakes?!?!  Burgers & Fries TV Commercial → ⚘ 378 ↑ 3 ↓ 0 ✍ 2
18:54 < Anaphylaxis> tsarbomba, i tried to push start because it didnt start and it didnt start so i just kinda.. rolled into the woods
18:54 < Anaphylaxis> didnt have enough speed
18:54 < Anaphylaxis> i pussied out
18:55 < JFDkthx> i think one of our 8mm tape drives died.
18:55 < JFDkthx> ruh roh
18:55 < JFDkthx> looking at the docs, it was from 92
18:55 < JFDkthx> rip
18:56 < JFDkthx> u did a good job
18:56 < JFDkthx> F
18:56 < tsarbomba> anaphylaxis you should have tossed a molotov cocktail into the driver's window while it was rolling and hollered like an injun
18:56 < tsarbomba> you would still be sans car right now but at least you'd feel better
18:56 < Anaphylaxis> lol
18:57 < JK-47> I have one customer up in the middle of no where, the only food around for 20 miles is Subway.  I'd take 7/11 over subway.
18:57 < JFDkthx> Anaphylaxis: have you tried not push starting your cards into the woods
18:57 < JFDkthx> maybe do it on a road
18:57 < tsarbomba> if i walked into a datacenter with 8mm tapes i would immediately turn around and run
18:57 < Anaphylaxis> couldnt push it to the road m8
18:57 < Anaphylaxis> im a sysadmin not a bodybuilder
18:57 < JFDkthx> tsarbomba: "legacy" archives
18:57 < tsarbomba> if your technology is older than my college education then i'm out
18:57 < Anaphylaxis> actually not even a sysadmin but thats besides the point
18:57 < JFDkthx> for one of our programs.
18:57 <+TuxedoJack> tsarbomba: what, fucking DAT72?
18:57 <+TuxedoJack> Good times
18:58 < JK-47> tsarbomba:  I'm seeing all sorts of really old tech lately. One customer needed to refresh their backup solution for VAX.
18:58 < JFDkthx> its what they use to back stuff up
18:58 < Anaphylaxis> HDDs are older than my college education rofl
18:58 < JFDkthx> and we cant ocnvince them to get off of it
18:58 < tsarbomba> yeah but i doubt those specific HDDs are in production
18:58 < tsarbomba> i don't think anyone's made an 8mm tape drive in 20 years
18:58 <+TuxedoJack> tsarbomba: I have an iMac G4, a G4 Cube, and an eMac. Would those make you turn and run?
18:58 < JFDkthx> like i said
18:58 < JFDkthx> this one is from earlier 90s
18:58 < JFDkthx> early
18:58 < tsarbomba> tuxedojack, i just laugh at apples
18:59 < JFDkthx> tsarbomba: they are also using a dlt 7000, lto 3 and lto 4
18:59 < tsarbomba> although i once saw a pretty cool lizard aquarium made out of a //e
18:59 < tsarbomba> man even lto3 is like right on the edge of what i'd be happy with
18:59 < JK-47> LTO4 is common that's not too bad.
18:59 <+hxcsp> My schools computer lab had iMac G3's
18:59 <+hxcsp> all the different colors
19:00 < JFDkthx> tsarbomba: we just upgraded our lto4 tape library purchased in 2k5
19:00 < JK-47> Though, it shoeshines like mad. Have to send data to it at a high enough speed or you destroy the heads.
19:00 < tsarbomba> so did mine. in 1998, last year i was there.
19:00 < estranger> off to the doc.. ill be back in a bit
19:00 < JK-47> See ya estranger
19:00 < JFDkthx> tsarbomba: every school had those.
19:00 < JFDkthx> also
19:00 < JFDkthx> hxcsp:
19:00 < JFDkthx> why tf dont you respond on discord
19:00 < tsarbomba> i'm trying to remember what the mac labs at tech used prior to '98
19:00 <+hxcsp> omg msg me on steam
19:00 < JFDkthx> was tryna get you to play fartnite
19:00 < JK-47> Discord? what is this, twitch?
19:01 < tsarbomba> i spent way more time in rich sun lab
19:01 <+hxcsp> or like anywhere but discord i dont have those alerts setup
19:01 <+hxcsp> too many channels
19:01 < JFDkthx> bah
19:01 < tsarbomba> (xtrek 4lyfe)
19:01 < estranger> as long as the fortnite mongo servers can stay online long enough :D
19:01 < estranger> ok now im out.
19:01 < JFDkthx> i think i have you on stim
19:01 <+hxcsp> i accepted your request on epic, so you can msg me there too
19:01 < JFDkthx> kk
19:01 < JFDkthx> i'll do that
19:01 < asimon> It's all about that bush life
19:01 < JK-47> Yeah fort will be overloaded today with the avengers crossover.  They are doing things right with keeping player loyalty and adding weird shit.
19:01 < JFDkthx> we like top .1% in duos need a solid 4th to blame our squad losses on.
19:01 < asimon> Get a shotgun, hunker down for ~15 minutes then kill 1 person to win
19:02 < asimon> easy
19:02 <+hxcsp> yes i need a squad team
19:02 <+hxcsp> people keep flaking out on me with irl shit
19:02 <+hxcsp> which is obviously less important
19:02 < Casteil> yep.. fortnite is better executed than PUBG ever was
19:02 < JK-47> That's how I played my 1 and only game. It's rough on xbox.
19:02 < Casteil> I played fortnite long before the 'pubg' clone ever came into play, it's not a bad game
19:02 <+hxcsp> thanos thing looks cool but its only solo
19:03 <+hxcsp> save the world mode is worth buying the game for
19:03 < tsarbomba> i'm editing reg files in vi under linux for deployment to windows servers via powershell which will ultimately be communicating with openbsd servers
19:04 < JK-47> I should be visio'ing.
19:06 < McDonaldsWiFi> If i sent you an email that said "reduce this down to 10 from 73" what would you think that said
19:06 < JK-47> That you want 63. Because thats how salespeople think
19:06 < McDonaldsWiFi> but does that make sense?
19:06 < McDonaldsWiFi> I feel like I'm taking crazy pills
19:06 < JK-47> If you were french, yes.
19:06 < McDonaldsWiFi> -.-
19:07 < sideup66> !dong
19:07 < sideup66> McDonaldsWiFi: fite meh in donger
19:08 < McDonaldsWiFi> yeah that is kinda worded shittly
19:08 < McDonaldsWiFi> dammit
19:08 < McDonaldsWiFi> I need coffee
19:08 < JK-47> Should someone understand? Yes.  Are people dumb? yes.
19:08 < McDonaldsWiFi> It was sales though
19:08 < McDonaldsWiFi> you were right lol
19:08 < Heresiarch> tsarbomba: ...should be VSC. ;)
19:09 < McDonaldsWiFi> sideup66: please no
19:09 < sideup66> Why not
19:11 < tsarbomba> "reduce this down to 10 from 73" = eliminate 63, leave 10
19:12 < tsarbomba> preposition lives matter
19:12 < giant_it_burrit> can you limit the number of unlocks in ad. like if you got your pw wrong 5 times, it got locked for 15 minutes, got it wrong again, locked again for another 15 etc
19:12 < Airnowski> I'm trying to figure out why my unattended installation of Windows 10 1803 custom image fails at "Windows could not finish the installation..." But when I install same image without unattend.xml, It works fine. SMH
19:12 < asimon> giant_it_burrit: I think you can set that via group policy
19:12 < tsarbomba> i limit users to 3 bad password attempts. after 3, a small duct pops up and gases the user with sarin
19:12 < tsarbomba> +s
19:14 < corn266> get shit on DomLS3
19:15 < DomLS3> corn266: fuck your mother
19:15 < corn266> She slaps harder than you can hit
19:15 < DomLS3> I know. She slaps her face with my cack pretty hard every night
19:15 < khelpw> DomLS3: https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/s21lIt0F/image.png
19:15 <+layer-eight> * khelpw →  IMAGE/PNG Document, 2,412,484 bytes
19:15 < khelpw> that is all.
19:15 < DomLS3> khelpw: That's bad ass
19:15 < DomLS3> that car is fast as fuck
19:16 < khelpw> Weight dist. seems to not be fucked either.
19:16 < tsarbomba> oh look a TT!
19:16 < DomLS3> would be a fun drift car
19:16  * tsarbomba ducks
19:16 < McDonaldsWiFi> JK-47: do you hate
19:17 < JK-47> Most everything
19:17 < McDonaldsWiFi> lol
19:17 < McDonaldsWiFi> I can tell :P
19:17 < JK-47> I'm a realist.
19:17 < McDonaldsWiFi> realism doesn't give you the excuse to be unpleasant lol
19:17 < McDonaldsWiFi> ;)
19:18 < JK-47> Your view of reality and contentment from it being altered is not a matter of pleasantness.
19:18 < McDonaldsWiFi> also _Straffer highlights all documents by highlighting and scrolling
19:18 < McDonaldsWiFi> JK-47: wut
19:19 < JK-47> A child being told there is no santa does not mean the teller is unpleasant.
19:19 < McDonaldsWiFi> JK-47: it depends on how you tell them.
19:19 < McDonaldsWiFi> it certainly can be called unpleasant
19:20 < JK-47> Burning an effigy of santa may be taking it a bit too far.
19:20 < McDonaldsWiFi> lol
19:20 < ServChan> `seen cryptic1
19:20 <+layer-eight> I need someone to look for ServChan
19:21 < JFDkthx> if cryptic1 isnt real, how can our eyes be real
19:21 < JFDkthx> `jaden
19:21 < JFDkthx> MillerBoss: FIX THAT
19:21 < Anaphylaxis> dont fix
19:22 < ServChan> where the hood at
19:22 <@cryptic1> busy working
19:22 < ServChan> lies
19:23 <@NinjaStyle> still not onboarded, starting to panic
19:23 <@cryptic1> dear god its the eye cancer crew in here again
19:23 < ServChan> s/working/surfing
19:23 <+layer-eight> [SED ServChan/cryptic1] busy surfing
19:23 <@cryptic1> JollyRgrs, HALP
19:23 <@cryptic1> HALP HALP HALP HALP HALP HALP
19:23 < tsarbomba> CRYPTIC1 NEEDS AN ADULT
19:23 < ServChan> cryptic1 needs a good
19:23 < ServChan> fill in the blank
19:23 < tsarbomba> "hit us up on social" never.
19:24 < JK-47> Visio'ing builds my ire.
19:24 < tsarbomba> i will not ever "hit up" anyone who uses "social" as a noun
19:24 < tsarbomba> at least one related to the internet and not a fucking formal dance
19:24 <@NinjaStyle> s/$/ butt
19:24 < ServChan> hit em up
19:24 <@NinjaStyle> s/$/ butt/
19:24 <@NinjaStyle> how do
19:24 <@NinjaStyle> HOW DO
19:24 < ServChan> @fail
19:25  * tsarbomba sends ninjastyle to remedial regex summer school
19:25 < Heresiarch> tsarbomba: so you don't get down with the socialing of media?
19:25 <@NinjaStyle> i blame the bot
19:25 < tsarbomba> does trolling people on twitter count?
19:25 < ServChan> trolling always counts
19:26 < Heresiarch> tsarbomba: depends on the quality of trolling.
19:26 < tsarbomba> spasibo
19:26 < felda> yall got any cable label recommendations?  I need to label some ethernet and some surround sound speakers
19:27 < DomLS3> felda: any generic label maker?
19:27 < felda> yeah I do have one of those
19:27 < felda> I was thinking maybe something more robust
19:27 <@NinjaStyle> printf "test\n" | sed 's/$/ butt/g'
19:27 <@NinjaStyle> test butt
19:28 < ServChan> get an led sign attached to it
19:28 <@NinjaStyle> it works in linux
19:28 < DomLS3> I usually just have different color cables to tell me what's what
19:28 <@NinjaStyle> so the bot is just shit
19:28 < DomLS3> blue for workstations/printers/etc. yellow for servers, purple for access points, red for DMARC
19:28 < ServChan> bot Is shit
19:28 < DomLS3> orange for phone system
19:30 < ServChan> zippity zip
19:31 < asimon> This is incredible: http://dinaburg.org/bitsquatting.html
19:31 <+layer-eight> * asimon →  dinaburg.org
19:31 < tsarbomba> s/just shit/node.js
19:31 <+layer-eight> [SED tsarbomba/NinjaStyle] so the bot is node.js
19:31 < asimon> The ingenuity of attackers/hackers/whatever you want to call them is just astounding
19:33 < JK-47> An interesting tidbit, is that if you run vmware, you are more prone to that sort of attack. And, "it's a feature".
19:34 < asimon> JK-47: why is that?
19:34 <@NinjaStyle> asimon: i feel like that one is pretty obvious tbh
19:34 < JK-47> VMware monitors in-guest memory usage by randomly kicking data out of memory, to see if it gets called back into memory again in a short timeframe to see if that page is in use.   So, if you have a segment of memory which has problems, you are more likely to have a flipped bit.  Or, the fact that the same data is regularly punted can lead to random memory issues.
19:35 < Heresiarch> wouldn't that largely be mitigated by ECC?
19:35 < JK-47> No
19:36 < rhqq> ecc would correct single bit flips
19:37 < rhqq> hmm, but they need to be recognized
19:37 < rhqq> big hammering is actually a nice thing
19:37 < JK-47> The 2^-128 rating for ECC correction is a bit of BS.
19:37 < Sousapro> what's everyone doing for roaming profile / folder redirection in W10?
19:37 < rhqq> never seen ecc at work really
19:38 < rhqq> so i just umm.. believe
19:38 <+TuxedoJack> Sousapro: we're not
19:38 <+TuxedoJack> Users can fuck right off with that shit
19:38 < Sousapro> TuxedoJack: that would be my preference as well
19:40 <+TuxedoJack> Christ. What part of "I don't pick up for restricted calls" do these fucking vendor dipshits not get
19:42 < tsarbomba> anyone here got some snowflake tears to cry?
19:45 < JFDkthx> paging gencade
19:46 < voidstar> `sjw
19:46 <+layer-eight> voidstar, you're a racist, close-minded, cisgendered, Catholic!
19:46 < tsarbomba> ahahahahahahahahahahahaha https://twitter.com/EPAoig/status/993492329003667457
19:46 <+layer-eight> * tsarbomba →  U.S. EPA OIG on Twitter: "Job opening at the #EPA's Office of Inspector General: Criminal Investigator. Closes 5/11. Apply @USAJOBS: https://t.co/RDkEwwLOF6"
19:46 < tsarbomba> fucking CLASSIC
19:46 < JFDkthx> i need to update my usajobs profile
19:46 < felda> -_-
19:46 < JFDkthx> thanks for reminding me
19:46 < felda> I am legit woke / angery
19:47 < JFDkthx> about
19:47 < felda> just got handed a cease and desist from my ISP
19:47 < JFDkthx> for?
19:47 < giant_it_burrit> what ahppened
19:47 < felda> one of my users illegally downloaded an MP3
19:47 < Zrane> torrenting pfsense ISOs.
19:47 < felda> I AM ANGERY   (•̀ 益•̀)
19:47 < tsarbomba> lolwat
19:47 < felda> I KNOW
19:47 < asimon> wait
19:47 < tsarbomba> your network is so porous that people can download illegal songs?
19:47 < felda> WHO THE FUCK DOWNLOADS MP3S INSTEAD OF USING SPOTIFY
19:47 < asimon> is this 2002
19:47 < felda> I AM LEGIT MAD RIGHT NOW
19:47 < corn266> s/SPOTIFY/MP3.EXE
19:47 <+layer-eight> [SED corn266/felda] WHO THE FUCK DOWNLOADS MP3S INSTEAD OF USING MP3.EXE
19:47 < JFDkthx> did they give the song?
19:48 < felda> yeah
19:48 < felda> it was some rap
19:48 < JFDkthx> what was it
19:48 < felda> I know exactly who it was
19:48 < tsarbomba> need moar detail
19:48 < felda> quavo
19:48 < voidstar> checks out
19:48 < trekkie1701c> Load up Limewire and download a nice movie to calm down with.
19:48 < Zrane> Is it bad?  Can you shame them extra?
19:48 < xtensive> fire them immediately
19:48 < tsarbomba> lol trekkie
19:48 < JFDkthx> felda: dont be reycist
19:48 < felda> doesn't have much more detail
19:48 < tsarbomba> felda, SONG
19:48 < felda> tsarbomba it doesn't say
19:48 < felda> I think it was quavo's latest album
19:48 < tsarbomba> how do you know it was rap then
19:49 < tsarbomba> oh. a guy from migos
19:49 < DomLS3> felda: spotify no free?
19:49 < felda> spotify is $10 a month
19:49 < DomLS3> mp3 is $0 a month
19:49 < DomLS3> kthx
19:49 < felda> if you can't afford $10 a month you a damn fool
19:49 < tsarbomba> s/$10 a month/free if you're smart
19:49 < trekkie1701c> Youtube is free.
19:49 <+layer-eight> [SED tsarbomba/felda] if you can't afford free if you're smart you a damn fool
19:50 < DomLS3> ^^
19:50 < tsarbomba> ffff
19:50 < DomLS3> Youtube does the job for me
19:50 < mal_will> I want to notify users that they should restart, if they have not restarted in the last 72 hours. I can think of a few ways to do it-has anyone here messed with that?
19:50 < tsarbomba> mal_will, walk through the offices kicking power cords out of sockets
19:50 < DomLS3> mal_will: Why not just notify all users at once instead of only ones that haven't restarted in x amount of time
19:50 < mal_will> I got a write up for doing that tsarbomba
19:50 < felda> looks like I get to crack the whip and lock down our network even more with pfsense
19:50 < DomLS3> best to get the whole lot of them
19:50 < mal_will> Some users are good DomLS3
19:51 < DomLS3> mal_will: That's good but that doesn't mean you need to exclude them
19:51 < mal_will> we want to reward them with silence
19:51 < JK-47> Id laugh in someones face if they gave a "write up" to me.
19:51 < JK-47> Like what, gunna make me sit in detention?
19:51 < tsarbomba> really? you should have kicked out the power cable of your manager's computer when he brought up that writeup
19:51 < JFDkthx> JK-47: its just paperwork for dismissal.
19:51 < mal_will> I'm jking, lol
19:51 < tsarbomba> we don't write people up here. we just fire 'em
19:51 < JK-47> How about I procrastinate a little when the company is losing a ton of money to a problem and I am the only one able to fix it.
19:51 < mal_will> butI do want to reward the ones doing it right
19:51 < DomLS3> firing squad bitch
19:51 < tsarbomba> the federal unemployment level is not my problem
19:52 < xtensive> gotta document the behavior first JK-47
19:52 < DomLS3> mal_will: then reward them by buying lunch. Being silent isn't a reward lol
19:52 < tsarbomba> hell you say
19:52 < mal_will> it incentivises the whole thing "Want to stop getting these? Restart your shit, weirdo!"
19:52 < tsarbomba> right to work = right to fire
19:52 < xtensive> few write-ups, then fired, can show process
19:52 < trekkie1701c> Have a script that, after 71 hours, 59 minutes and 45 seconds, plays a scream for 15 seconds then reboots the computer.
19:52 < tsarbomba> heh. i live in a state where restaurant owners routinely fire female servers because they got too old and haggard-looking
19:52 < trekkie1701c> That way users will always reboot before the 72 hour mark
19:52 < mal_will> I defs want to be able to answer with a solution for when people are like "why do I get an email everyday, telling me to restart?"
19:53 < mal_will> and the answer is, restart before 72 hours goes by
19:53 < tsarbomba> mal_will every day? pfft.
19:53 < tsarbomba> every 10 minutes.
19:53 < mal_will> lol
19:53 < xtensive> is that when they turn 19 tsarbomba ?
19:53 < tsarbomba> xtensive,i think that depends on the restaurant
19:53 < tsarbomba> although there has been a preponderance of chain "breasturants" lately
19:53 < JK-47> At that point, it is your managers problem to enforce, not yours.
19:53 < JK-47> Make them realize that.
19:53 < tsarbomba> i hate that fucking term but there it is
19:53 < tsarbomba> breastaurants? whatever
19:53 < tsarbomba> my hands don't even want to type it
19:54 < JK-47> You can delegate up.
19:54 < mal_will> my managers are useless
19:54 < tsarbomba> heh
19:54 < tsarbomba> my boss just told me to fire someone when i "delegated up" once
19:54 < tsarbomba> i was like "i can do that?"
19:54 < mal_will> we have to "shop the idea" that I'll be removing local admin from the stragglers
19:54 < xtensive> breastaurants you say
19:54 < tsarbomba> wait
19:54 < tsarbomba> why do people have local admin in the first place
19:54 < mal_will> despite a SOC audit, a pen test, and clients demanding it as terms of their contracts with us
19:54 < tsarbomba> WHAT KIND OF BODEGA ARE YOU RUNNING
19:54 < mal_will> I inherited a shit show
19:55 < trekkie1701c> It's so they can download MP3s, apparently.
19:55 < tsarbomba> indeed
19:55 < mal_will> I've been saying almost daily for months that we need to remove this shit
19:55 < tsarbomba> saves on tickets to install utorrent
19:55 < mal_will> "we want to ease them into it"
19:55 < tsarbomba> the best way to kick a bad habit is cold turkey
19:55 < tsarbomba> just ask any of the junkies in prison
19:55 < mal_will> my philosophy
19:55 < mal_will> pretty sure you can get many drugs in prison...
19:55 < JK-47> Again, managers problem, not sysadmins.
19:56 < tsarbomba> orly?
19:56 < tsarbomba> brb committing a felony
19:56 < scwizard> oh man
19:56 < mal_will> my manager is the one "shopping it around"
19:56 < scwizard> google AI factchecking the news now
19:56 < tsarbomba> scwizard, so basically we're never going to hear about turkey or israel gain?
19:56 < tsarbomba> +a
19:56 < JK-47> You do tasks.  You should be able to outline why things are needed.  Once you present that and say you don't have the level to enforce said changes, it's no longer your problem.
19:56 < mal_will> my manager would also be the one to take the fucking fall if and when this bites us
19:56 < mal_will> so, it's a trade off
19:57 < tsarbomba> google "fact-checking" the news and yet i can't get them to stop pasting bullshit in my news feed from WND.com
19:57 < mal_will> yee JK-47 I'm literally just waiting on him to say the word
19:57 < AnimalFarmPig> the time I spent a week in jail, some guy smuggled in some tobacco in his asshole. We smoked it.
19:57 < AnimalFarmPig> I bet you can get drugs in prison
19:57 < onenerdyguy> damn it vmware, why you failing
19:57 < mal_will> no longer my problem until I get permission to facilitate
19:57 < tsarbomba> you smoked buttbacco?
19:57 < AnimalFarmPig> yes
19:57 < JK-47> The only way a sysadmin can rise, is to learn how to make people submit to his/her will via explanation exploitation and social engineering.
19:57 < tsarbomba> man i was a smoker up until around 6 years ago but i don't think i could do that
19:57 < scwizard> tsarbomba: well, no one is requiring you to use the google news app
19:57 < mal_will> I don't really want to sysadmin anymore
19:57 < AnimalFarmPig> keeping our heads in the toilet while continually flushing it to take away the smoke
19:57 <+TuxedoJack> AnimalFarmPig: Cartman smuggled Disneyland into prison in his ass
19:57 < scwizard> you could always just browse to nytimes.com
19:57 < mal_will> this shit is awful
19:57 < tsarbomba> scwizard i use a lot of aggregators
19:58 <+TuxedoJack> I'm not surprised you'd keister tobacco
19:58 < tsarbomba> ugh. NYT is horrible
19:58 < mal_will> I have to explain several times a month what DHCP leases are, and why password crackers have harder times with 10 char than 8
19:58 < scwizard> tsarbomba: i like nyt
19:58 < scwizard> i think they get the facts right consistently
19:59 < JK-47> Do these customers have contracts or SLAs?
19:59 < tsarbomba> maggie haberman and bari weiss. ugh
19:59 < scwizard> it's weird though cause i'm right wing but, I really do respect their journalism
19:59 < mal_will> "why would we need a second exchange server. why would we want to move to 0365? this exch 2010 server is fiiiineeeeeeeeee. Can you expand my mailbox beyond 2 GB? NO? WHY NOT?"
19:59 < AnimalFarmPig> scwizard: and when they get them wrong, you know about it because they issue a correction and you always read those?
19:59 < tsarbomba> oh, and fucking ross asshat
19:59 < tsarbomba> that fucking guy
19:59 < tsarbomba> UGH
20:00 < Heresiarch> Haberman's decent when she's actually reporting (not when she sniffs about propriety)
20:00 < scwizard> AnimalFarmPig: well, i usually see the corrections in other places first
20:00 < tsarbomba> nyt has thomas friedman. wapo has two-time pulitzer winner dvaid fahrenthold.
20:00 < tsarbomba> *david
20:00 < scwizard> but they rarely get big things wrong
20:00 < mal_will> I wanted to be a sysadmin for my entire IT career. I've been one a year now and it's been too long.
20:00 < scwizard> tsarbomba: wapo pushes an agenda so much more agressively, it grinds my gears
20:00 < tsarbomba> heh
20:00 < tsarbomba> wapo, an agenda?
20:00 < mal_will> lol
20:01 < tsarbomba> you realize they still have cillizza and jenghazi employed, right?
20:01 < Twoll> Hi, does someone can help me to retrieve SPP for Gen8 Microserv? :/
20:01 < scwizard> i don't know who those are
20:01 < AnimalFarmPig> what is the Gell-Mann amnesia effect?
20:01 < mal_will> y'all noticing an influx of incel stuff in your feeds?
20:01 < tsarbomba> chris cillizza and jennifer rubin? if you don't know those names you haven't read enough of the wapo to proclaim it "biased" or "with an agenda"
20:01 < tsarbomba> sorry
20:01 < Jekotia> If I want to try and push my org towards a centralised login server, is ldap the best free option there, or are there alternatives I should look at?
20:02 < JK-47> mal_will:  yep it's stupidity.  The gun debate drifted off and became old news, so this is the news of the month
20:02 < Heresiarch> Heh. Jenghazi's gone full nevertrump. And Cilizza is largely sidelined these days.
20:02 < mal_will> I feel like, because I work in IT, the robits have assumed I'm an incel, and it worries me
20:02 < tsarbomba> jenghazi had a crisis of conscience in like december 2016 when she realized how deeply she had fucked up for the previous 5 years
20:02 < tsarbomba> and cillizza is an officious, obfuscatory asshole
20:02 < Heresiarch> Jekotia: don't do it. Just pitch AD instead.
20:02 < mal_will> mmmm, guns to incels.
20:02 < Jekotia> Heresiarch: I've tried. The cost is the stopping point there :/
20:03 < tsarbomba> mal_will, to be fair the incel terrorist didn't need guns to do his thing
20:03 < tsarbomba> he used a van
20:03 < Sousapro> Jekotia: unless you like suffering, AD is the only correct answer
20:03 < Heresiarch> Jekotia: I've seen places that tried straight LDAP instead of paying for AD. It ended up as a fustercluck.
20:03 < Sousapro> Jekotia: is this for a non-profit?
20:03 < mal_will> I wish I was getting ads for odessy's instead
20:03 < AnimalFarmPig> incels working in IT are what prevents more women from working in IT. The IT field would be awesome if it weren't full of computer nerds. Man, why are geeks so spastic?
20:03 < tsarbomba> ^
20:03 < Jekotia> Sousapro: No. It's a SMB that likes its money a tad too much
20:03 < AnimalFarmPig> sorry, just got out of a "voluntary" presentation on attracting women to IT
20:03 < Sousapro> Jekotia: it will end up a dumpster fire
20:03 < JK-47> Geeks are in right now. Geeks are sexy.   Geeks run the world.
20:04 < mal_will> My IT department has two technical people in it, and 5 ops
20:04 < JK-47> Now is our time.
20:04 < Sousapro> AnimalFarmPig: terrible working conditions are what keep most women away
20:04 < tsarbomba> i think it's a little unfair to lump all dweebs in with incels. some people are just ugly or have bad hygiene. they aren't spending 22 hours a day on voat and gab losing their everloving shit because women won't throw them a pity fuck
20:04 < tsarbomba> well, not all of 'em.
20:04 < mal_will> idk how to attract women to IT
20:04 < Sousapro> AnimalFarmPig: hard work, no respect and early grave. apply today.
20:04  * tsarbomba eyes felda and his discord habit
20:04 < mal_will> perfect Sousapro
20:04 < AnimalFarmPig> Sousapro: and people making fun of you through your whole youth for being a computer nerd!'
20:04 < xtensive> pink servers
20:04 < JK-47> mal_will:  goto a security conference, youll see a ton.
20:05 < Sousapro> AnimalFarmPig: can't imagine why women wouldn't want that. I don't even want it sometimes
20:05 < Sousapro> AnimalFarmPig: but then I get paid
20:05 < tsarbomba> healthcare IT has more women, all told
20:05 < AnimalFarmPig> ^
20:05 < mal_will> "Wanna be a mom? well you have a spotfire server to upgrade, so no."
20:05 < tsarbomba> it's a good thing
20:05 < Alternity> the other 4 ppl in my IT department are all nice ppl
20:05 < Sousapro> mal_will: work/work balance
20:05 < Alternity> no 'incels'
20:05 < mal_will> I'm doing b sides this weekend JK-47
20:05 < Alternity> less women work in IT because it's a technical field...
20:05 < DeVito> hi AFP
20:05 < Alternity> jsut less less men work in healthcare then women
20:05 < tsarbomba> i have "incel suspicions" of at least one person i work with
20:05 < tsarbomba> he's just...off
20:05 < Alternity> this isn't rocket science
20:06 < JK-47> mal_will:  doing security summer camp?  bsideslv/defcon?
20:06 < Zrane> tsarbomba, Some people are just awkward, though.
20:06 < AnimalFarmPig> I loved computer science classes being almost 100% men. It sure made meeting potential partners easy!
20:06 < AnimalFarmPig> hi DeVito
20:06 < Alternity> also i work in healthcare, def not more women in IT in this segment
20:06 < mal_will> the only women I know in IT consistently make less than dude. I'll be the first to say the pay gap is pretty normal outside of IT
20:06 < tsarbomba> yeah but this one occasionally looks almost pained when a woman is talking during a meeting or conference call
20:06 < mal_will> I'm doing den b sides, then defcon in vegas JK-47
20:06 < tsarbomba> shifting in chair, facial expressions, sometimes clearing his throat loudly
20:06 < JK-47> Women I know in IT make WAY more than typical men in IT
20:06 < JK-47> mal_will:   http://www.jk-47.com/2018/04/bsideslv-defcon-2018-conference-tips/
20:06 <+layer-eight> * JK-47 →  BSidesLV & DEFCON Conference Tips ** UPDATED 2018! ** | JK-47
20:06 < tsarbomba> THE GENDER GAP IS A MYTH </incel>
20:07 < Alternity> turns out, anecdotal evidence is anecdotal
20:07 < Alternity> more at 11
20:07 < tsarbomba> ^
20:07 < mal_will> Three people in my IT dept (healthcare) are women, only one is technical
20:07 < Alternity> what do the other two do
20:07 < tsarbomba> what do the other ones do, audit?
20:07 < JK-47> Those that stay in the field go to be managerial, exec level, or owners.
20:07 < mal_will> Project management, and an application-mostly training and healthcare related changes
20:07 < Alternity> ah the ole, it to owner path
20:07 < Alternity> one day sysadmin, next day owner!
20:07 < Hatter> mal_will: would you bring them in here?
20:08 < mal_will> like, what insurante where tsarbomba
20:08 < tsarbomba> heh.
20:08 < tsarbomba> i don't even consider our trainers part of IT
20:08 < JK-47> mal_will:  Lemme know if you need a VAR in denver.
20:08 < mal_will> No, Hatter only certain women would come in here and stay here, lol
20:08 < Hatter> we'll be nice
20:09 < mal_will> Suuuuureeeeeee
20:09 < Hatter> we could use more ladies in here
20:09 < Hatter> or maybe even a lady
20:09 < mal_will> Hi
20:09 < mal_will> Before someone PMs me, I'm married
20:09 < tsarbomba> ugh. it took two pages of a google search to hit the first "INCELS DID NOTHING WRONG" op-ed
20:09 < johnnybags> Howdy
20:09 < Hatter> happily?
20:09 < mal_will> and you don't even know if I'm hideous. don't PM random women
20:09 < Heresiarch> Hatter: ...are you ever not creepy?
20:09 < mal_will> Yes, lol
20:09 < Hatter> Heresiarch: how dare you
20:09 < JK-47> mal_will:  thats ok I only want you for your hard drive
20:09 < tsarbomba> hey LADIES
20:09 < tsarbomba> (get funky)
20:09 < Heresiarch> Hatter: Easily. Answer the question.
20:10 < mal_will> What about the hard drive JK-47
20:10 < JK-47> Do you know how to mount the hard drive?
20:10 < Hatter> Heresiarch: stop showing off in front of the lady, it's embarrassing
20:10 < mal_will> yes
20:10 < mal_will> I have unmounted as well, extensive exp
20:10 < mal_will> $40 an hour plz
20:10 < JK-47> That's it?
20:10 < Hatter> hey come on now, keep it clean
20:10 < tsarbomba> maximum 30 hours (but pay for 40)
20:10 < JK-47> You should up your rates.
20:11 < mal_will> Sheeeeeeiiittttttttttt
20:11 < mal_will> Consulting seems fun
20:12 < voidstar> it is
20:12 < mal_will> I get to interview a tier one today
20:12 < mal_will> I'm stoked af
20:13 < tsarbomba> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrnchNAnBnY GEE I CAN'T IMAGINE WHY THE HOST OF THIS "BROADCAST" MIGHT BE SYMPATHETIC TO INVOLUNTARILY-CELIBATE MEN ooh is that a new-in-box jabba the hut action figure??
20:13 <+layer-eight> * tsarbomba →  YouTube → INCELS DID NOTHING WRONG → ⚘ 8,871 ↑ 670 ↓ 36 ✍ 489
20:13 < mal_will> He seems nice and said my favorite thin I ever heard a candidate say "I'm comfortable at tier one. I've only got 1.5 years experience, so I don't want to move up to tier two for another year or so
20:14 <+hxcsp> why would you put a timeline on your own growth though
20:14 < JK-47> Because he does not understand what he does not know yet
20:14 < mal_will> I dug it
20:14 < mal_will> most dudes are like "I usually move up quickly"
20:14 < mal_will> "I'm used to managing"
20:14 < tsarbomba> "i'm basically ready to run this place"
20:15 <+hxcsp> but I AM ready to run the place
20:15 < mal_will> I'm glad this guy knows his limitations and isn;t afraid to express that
20:15 <+hxcsp> :P
20:15 < mal_will> Dunning Kruger aint got no place here
20:15  * tsarbomba scribbles "lacks ambition"
20:15 < mal_will> lol
20:15 < mal_will> He wants to be a developer
20:15 <+hxcsp> fire him now
20:15  * tsarbomba scribbes "lacks common sense"
20:15 < Casteil> https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/8hlg1f/banana_hate/ my sides
20:15 < tsarbomba> +l
20:15 <+layer-eight> * Casteil →  Banana hate : funny
20:15 < Heresiarch> tsarbomba: ++. D-K is one thing, but t1s should have that hunger to learn.
20:15 < mal_will> He's better than the other dude. I told the fucker "this is a tier one position"
20:16 < JK-47> I point youngins to this. https://i.imgur.com/Kj0bffy.jpg
20:16 < tsarbomba> risky click
20:16 <+layer-eight> * JK-47 →  IMAGE/JPEG Document, 38,797 bytes
20:16 < mal_will> this guy, he comes back with "Boss said it'd be a BA position in a year"
20:16 < mal_will> Son, I am trying to tell you he's retarded
20:16 < mal_will> take the advice and don't sass the person two steps above you in the food chain
20:17 < mal_will> We literally have 4 BAs on our team already, who aren't paid BA money
20:17 < mal_will> Yuss JK-47
20:18 < mal_will> I have that printed on my wall at work
20:20 < Sousapro> JK-47: I can know everything about something
20:20 < Sousapro> JK-47: usually just as it's permanently irrelevant
20:21 < Sousapro> I mean, how valuable is setting soundblaster settings at this point in time?
20:21 < Sousapro> :P
20:21 < JK-47> More and more my 20year old knowledge is coming back.
20:21 < trekkie1701c> Hey, my gaming PC has a soundblaster.
20:21 < Sousapro> trekkie1701c: lol, should have gotten the adlib
20:21 < trekkie1701c> I wanted my blasters to have sound, though.
20:25 < abakedapplepie> jfc
20:25 <@Code_Man65> A soundblaster?  What year is it?
20:25 < abakedapplepie> building owner is making us paint our door
20:25 < voidstar> 1987
20:25 < abakedapplepie> theyve painted our door for years
20:25 < JFDkthx> Sousapro: i have a soundblaster sound card
20:25 < abakedapplepie> now suddenly they want us to do it
20:26 < Sousapro> JFDkthx:  soundblaster z/zx/zxr doesn't count
20:26 < JK-47> Maybe you should change paint so it doesn't require it so much?
20:26 < Sousapro> we're talking soundblaster 16, baby
20:26 < JFDkthx> :)
20:27 < JFDkthx> i've got a zxr
20:27 < JK-47> A $5 sound hat on an RPI is better than most soundblasters. We are living in a golden age.
20:27 < trekkie1701c> Mine was inbuilt on the motherboard, and although it tickled my nostalgia side, it wasn't really the deciding factor for the purchase.
20:28 < abakedapplepie> i still have my og soundblaster somewhere
20:28 < abakedapplepie> all gold plated and fancy capacitors n shit
20:28 < JK-47> I keep thinkign I should build myself a home pc. Then remember im not 12 anymore.
20:28 < abakedapplepie> didnt make my $20 altec lansings sound any better
20:29 < SynMonger> I have a couple of sb live cards kicking around somewhere
20:29 < xtensive> It's still fun JK-47
20:29 < trekkie1701c> I had an AWE64 Gold at one point, but I lost it in a move :(
20:29 < AnimalFarmPig> I had one of the first soundblasters. It had an analog volume knob on the back.
20:29 < JK-47> xtensive:  ill stick with my other lab. https://i.imgur.com/j3jAtH9.png
20:29 <+layer-eight> * JK-47 →  IMAGE/PNG Document, 510,227 bytes
20:29 < AnimalFarmPig> and came bundled with Dr Sbaitso
20:29 < JK-47> Just need some external GPUs for it.
20:30 < xtensive> still not the same as building a sweet gaming rig with LEDs and shit
20:30  * tsarbomba considers trucking on down to the server room for the remainder of the day
20:30 < tsarbomba> this office is a sweatlodge
20:30 < trekkie1701c> It came with my first Linux system that a guy in high school gave me, a Mandrake Linux system to replace to extremely outdated DOS system I was running (It had a CGA display and an 80286 and all that.  In 2000)
20:31 < scwizard> this shit is fucking
20:31 < scwizard> awesome
20:31 < JK-47> My TV has leds.  My PIs have leds. I dont need a regular computer with LEDs.
20:31 < JFDkthx> tsarbomba: its too cold in the DC tho
20:31 < JFDkthx> im freezing rn
20:31 < tsarbomba> i have a hoodie hanging on my chair down there
20:31 < xtensive> LEDs and a see through side panel JK-47 come on man!
20:31  * tsarbomba prepared
20:31 < tsarbomba> i wouldn't mind this heat if i could get naked and splash myself with cold water
20:31 < scwizard> this will make maps so much more useful
20:31 < khelpw> Get one of those corsair glass PC cases. my girlfriend has one.
20:31 < scwizard> especially since my phone's gyroscope is borked
20:31 < tsarbomba> but that might upset people who wander past my door
20:32 < khelpw> sounds like a "them" problem, tsarbomba
20:32 < tsarbomba> true!
20:32 < xtensive> only one way to find out tsarbomba
20:32 < JFDkthx> xtensive: make it acryllic just like the 2000s
20:32 < JFDkthx> with BRIGHT BLUE LEDS
20:32 < Heresiarch> tsarbomba: ...you have a door?!
20:33 < xtensive> yas JFDkthx !  Bonus if it's water cooled with blue dye in the coolant
20:33 < scwizard> nice...
20:34 < scwizard> BTW I'M A VEGETARIAN
20:34 < scwizard> i'll forgive her tho because the product is sick
20:34 < JK-47> It was cooler before the ws2812 led days when it wasnt easy. And when motherboards didnt natively have LED drivers in them.
20:34 < JK-47> scwizard:  do you drink beer?
20:35 < scwizard> JK-47: ye
20:35 < scwizard> y?
20:35 < JK-47> So you kill yeast, which are alive.
20:35 < JK-47> Would you drink this beer?  https://www.brewdog.com/uploaded_images/brewdog_taxidermy211_534.jpg
20:35 <+layer-eight> * JK-47 →  IMAGE/JPEG Document, 57,518 bytes
20:35 < xtensive> well same with bread
20:35 < corn266> vegetarian? I'm a level 9 vegan
20:35 < scwizard> JK-47: the "BTW I'M A VEGETARIAN" was refereing to the google io talk
20:35 < Sousapro> YEAST MURDERER
20:35 < scwizard> the presenter mentioned being a vegetarian out of nowhere
20:36 < scwizard> and I was like "rly..."
20:36 < xtensive> BREAD = MURDER
20:36 < corn266> Yea scwizard thank god they've been working on getting the hamburger emoji fixed
20:37 < scwizard> corn266: the current talk is actually pretty neat
20:37 < khelpw> Speaking as a meat-heavy omnivore - You know what the only thing more annoying than the vegans who won't shut up about being vegan are the non-vegans who then need to chime in and tell them how great meat is, call them soyboys and then insist that they're still killing shit just by existing.
20:37 < corn266> s/SPOTIFY/MP3.EXE
20:37 < JK-47> khelpw:  nothing wrong with trolling.
20:38 < khelpw> It's like religion - if you just do your own thing nobody is going to give a shit, but if you go around spouting off about it and trying to convert people, you're probably going to rub a few people the wrong way
20:38 < corn266> woops sorry, changing keyboards
20:38 < khelpw> Nothing wrong with it, sure but I like to think that most people grow out of that mentality shortly after high school/college
20:38 < khelpw> I know this not to be the case with many first hand experiences to the contrary but I still like to be occasionally optimistic
20:39 < tsarbomba> https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dcpcj_DVAAEsUiD.jpg
20:39 <+layer-eight> * tsarbomba →  IMAGE/JPEG Document, 42,450 bytes
20:39 < tsarbomba> who was it who lives in missouri?
20:39 < JK-47> Defcon is the worst for social recruitment.  vegans, vegetarians, crossfitters, linux users, PhD students, atheists, wannabe anons, sjws.  All trying to turn you to their cause.
20:39 < tsarbomba> i need verification
20:40 <@NinjaStyle> does anyone live in dallas
20:40 <@NinjaStyle> if i get onboarded this week i am going to dallas next week
20:40 < tsarbomba> looking for debbie?
20:41 < tsarbomba> some money burning a hole in yr pocket
20:41 < JK-47> There's a really good restaurant there called Mint
20:41 < JK-47> if you like thai.
20:41 < tsarbomba> i think he's got something else in mind as far as eatin'
20:41 <@NinjaStyle> nah it would be on client site
20:41 <@NinjaStyle> not for debbie
20:41 < tsarbomba> ooh. dangerous.
20:41 < trekkie1701c> I lived in Fort Worth for 9 years.
20:42 < JK-47> Also, mike andersons bbq on harry hines blvd near the giant infomart datacenter. in dallas
20:42 < trekkie1701c> Go to West, hit up the Czech stop.
20:45 <+hxcsp> i just moved my colo out of fort worth
20:46 < JK-47> I'm trying to find time to go out to visit our colorado office in may or june.  Been too long.
20:47 < AnimalFarmPig> NinjaStyle: I live in Dallas
20:47 < trekkie1701c> You need to buy some Whataburger for the entire channel.
20:48 <@NinjaStyle> AnimalFarmPig: well i might be there next week!
20:48 < AnimalFarmPig> when I lived outside Texas, everytime I would come to visit, I would get some Whataburger. Now that I'm back in Texas, it's been months since I've been to one
20:48 < AnimalFarmPig> NinjaStyle: nice, congrats. Where are you moving from?
20:49 < corn266> AnimalFarmPig: go get a monterey melt for me plz
20:49 <@cryptic1> mistiry, back to work
20:49 <@cryptic1> JollyRgrs, back to work
20:49 < AnimalFarmPig> corn266: I'm partial to the tendies with gravy, fries, & texas toast
20:50 < corn266> Can't go wrong with those
20:50 < corn266> But that honey butter chicken biscuit
20:50 < AnimalFarmPig> I'm too much of a burger snob to enjoy fast food burgers :/
20:51 <@cryptic1> BACK TO WORK ALL OF YOU
20:51 < corn266> Well fine go get some red robins
20:51 <@cryptic1> this convo is not very sysadminy
20:51 < corn266> Um
20:51 < corn266> I work IT for red robins
20:51  * tsarbomba throws cryptic back into his cubicle
20:52 < AnimalFarmPig> JC's in Plano is the place for burgers. Quality has gone downhill in the last decade or so, but it's still my favorite.
20:52 < tsarbomba> next stop: duct tape and icy-hot in the manties.
20:52  * AnimalFarmPig goes back to work
20:52 < JK-47> When red robin got rid of the coconuttycow, it was like peace out.
20:52 < trekkie1701c> I have one day off this week so obviously I'm going to use it to upgrade a server.
20:53 < AnimalFarmPig> reminds me, I need more storage for my home media server
20:53 < abakedapplepie> wow
20:53 < abakedapplepie> does anyone have a buffalo terastation
20:53 < abakedapplepie> apparently they store the system firmware on the raid drives?!?!?!
20:53 < abakedapplepie> we just put 8 new drives in this unit and now it wont boot
20:53 < abakedapplepie> no OS
20:54 < corn266> I emailed an excel spreadsheet with two '.' in it, and McAfee flagged it as a virus
20:54 < AnimalFarmPig> wat? how does that even work?
20:54 < tsarbomba> to be fair, it IS excel
20:54 < AnimalFarmPig> oh, they ship them with drives pre-installed, right?
20:54 < abakedapplepie> im really confused
20:54 < abakedapplepie> i guess i dont know
20:54 < tsarbomba> excel fits many definitions of malware
20:54 < abakedapplepie> i wasnt around when it was unboxed lol
20:54 < abakedapplepie> support is USELESS
20:54 < AnimalFarmPig> I was looking at them on Amazon a week or so ago, and all of them came with drives pre-installed. I don't remember seeing any without drives.
20:55 < abakedapplepie> i wouldnt buy a buffalo if i had a gun held to my head
20:55 < AnimalFarmPig> maybe that's why...
20:55 < tsarbomba> buffalo is horrible
20:55 < abakedapplepie> we stopped using them when they left warranty
20:55 < abakedapplepie> we killed on average 6 drives a year per unit
20:55 < abakedapplepie> in an 8 drive unit
20:55 < abakedapplepie> its absurd
20:55 < trekkie1701c> Yeah drives are kind of fragile.  I'd rather not have them be a non-replaceable component.
20:55 < JK-47> abakedapplepie:  did you read the manual? where else do you think it would store it? it's a glorified linux box.
20:55 < AnimalFarmPig> what do you guys like for soho network storage? qnap? synology?
20:55 < abakedapplepie> JK-47: a dedicated flash drive? it says it has flash memory and loads a ramdisk from flash
20:55 < abakedapplepie> but... if the flash disk is there, it must be blank
20:56 < tsarbomba> i use qnap at home. synology has its fans. i think most here are probably freenas users.
20:56 < abakedapplepie> we switched to qnap
20:56 < tsarbomba> i am too but i just happen to have the qnap so path of least resistance 'n all
20:56 < abakedapplepie> have had maybe 3 failures over 3 years on 8 units
20:56 < tsarbomba> AVOID buffalo
20:56 < tsarbomba> AVOID drobo
20:56 < tsarbomba> aside from those, go nuts
20:56 < abakedapplepie> compared to 50x that with buffalo
20:56 < JK-47> I have synology at home, but laugh at customers that try to use it. Means Ill get a DR contract and big storage sale in a year ;)
20:56 < AnimalFarmPig> I've been running an ubuntu server with xfs + bcache + mdraid. Pretty happy with it. I was thinking of getting some kind of appliance for storage that doesn't need to be fast.
20:57 < ExoUNX_> eww Synology is gross
20:57 < JK-47> There's a reason I have 3x replicates and backups on my home unit.
20:57 < AnimalFarmPig> cool, good to know
20:57 < trekkie1701c> I'd go for a separate NAS device.
20:57 < AnimalFarmPig> alright, meeting time, back to work
20:58 < ExoUNX_> build a tower and slap some HDDS in it
20:58 < ExoUNX_> put FreeNAS on it
20:58 < AnimalFarmPig> that's what I have now
20:58 < Heresiarch> are there any zfs-based home/soho nas aside from ixsystems/freenas?
20:58 < trekkie1701c> Right now I'm waiting for my Ubuntu install to finish scanning a 9TB partition so that I can actually go ahead and install the system.
20:58 < AnimalFarmPig> minus freenas. Don't like FreeNAS.
20:58 < trekkie1701c> I really should have gotten a proper hardware RAID setup or an actual box that's set up to be a NAS
20:58 < Airnowski> You can install ZFS on CentOs, right?
20:59 < ExoUNX_> Airnowski, yes, ZoL I think>
20:59 < Heresiarch> Airnowski: probably.
20:59 < JFDkthx> yes
20:59 < Airnowski> AnimalFarmPig then use CentOS with Samba :D
20:59 < insecurity> but what if like. you have two internets. and a modem in between them. it would be like a modem bandwich?
20:59 < insecurity> because of all the bandwidth..
20:59 < JFDkthx> you dont need zfs for samba?
20:59 < JFDkthx> rigth?
20:59 < AnimalFarmPig> FreeNAS screwed up normal FreeBSD network configuration so that they could make it easier to install game servers and piracy software. They also reboot without asking when you install purely userland updates.
20:59 < insecurity> 0_0
21:00 < trekkie1701c> I've always done it on Ext4 and NTFS
21:00 < AnimalFarmPig> Airnowski: I run Ubuntu 16.04 and NFS
21:00 < JFDkthx> yeah
21:00 < ExoUNX_> Airnowski, https://github.com/zfsonlinux/zfs/wiki/RHEL-and-CentOS
21:00 <+layer-eight> * ExoUNX_ →  GitHub → zfsonlinux → zfs → ZFS on Linux - the official OpenZFS implementation for Linux. → @ ~ 3 hours ago → C → ✡ 3,263 → Forks: 758 → ☹ 944
21:00 < Hatter> does anyone else use these e-seek badge readers
21:00 < Airnowski> I just have a QNAP
21:00 < Airnowski> And I'm thinking about buying Microserver Gen8 for VM Host
21:03 < voidstar> best place to find deals on ram?
21:03 < corn266> downloadmoreram.com
21:04 < voidstar> ddr3 ecc for a dell server specifically
21:04 < trekkie1701c> PC Chop shop?
21:04 < AnimalFarmPig> voidstar: if you don't mind buying used, cheap server pulls on ebay
21:05 < voidstar> yeah, it's just for a home lab
21:05 < tsarbomba> the g8 microserver is ancient
21:05 < tsarbomba> i dont' think hp has any plans for new ones, either
21:05 < AnimalFarmPig> or 3 AM under the bridge in the west end of Dallas the first saturday of every month
21:05 < voidstar> https://www.ebay.com/itm/64GB-4x16GB-PC3L-8500R-DDR3-ECC-Server-Memory-RAM-Dell-PowerEdge-C6105-Upgrade/192224452071?epid=12003205356&hash=item2cc1785de7:g:4AYAAOSwjKFZSCBj hmm
21:06 <+layer-eight> * voidstar →  64GB (4x16GB) PC3L-8500R DDR3 ECC Server Memory RAM Dell PowerEdge C6105 Upgrade  | eBay
21:06 < trekkie1701c> You could buy, like, 16GB of Non-ECC DDR4 for that much.  :(
21:07 < voidstar> that's like how much I paid for the whole r710 I have now
21:09 < Casteil> gah
21:10 < Casteil> I need to get off my arse and make an effort to sell my r710
21:10 < Casteil> 2x E5530 quad core xeons, 48GB of ram, 5x 146GB 15k SAS drives
21:10 < Casteil> not that 5x loud, power hungry and slow hard drives are really a selling point these days
21:11 < Anaphylaxis> How much you want Casteil
21:11 < Casteil> I'm not shipping it lol
21:11 < trekkie1701c> I like loud hard drives.  It's annoying me that I can't tell what my home server is doing right now without looking at the drive activity light.
21:11 <@cryptic1> selling?
21:12 <@cryptic1> he is giving it away
21:12 < voidstar> free? I'll pay for shipping
21:13 < tsarbomba> you like loud hard drives? i've got a fuckton of IBM deskstars that make all sorts of fun noises. i'll sell them to you for cheap.
21:13 <+TuxedoJack> DUDE
21:13 <+TuxedoJack> Get a shitload of those and put them in random machines
21:13 <+TuxedoJack> Just to fuck with the users
21:14 < Airnowski> Should I buy SSDs or HDDs are enough for a dedicated Hyper-V host? <thinking>
21:14 < tsarbomba> whynotboth.jpg
21:14 < voidstar> I'm gearing more towards getting an r510 for a freenas build
21:14 < JK-47> Why are you even thinking in terms of spinning disk in this day and age? Same with internal drives.
21:15 < Airnowski> Price
21:15 < Airnowski> Money's tight
21:15 < JK-47> It's never that tight.
21:15 < voidstar> it's a sellers market
21:15 < JK-47> If it is, find a new place to work.
21:16 < Airnowski> Naaaaah, Actually, I've got a chance for a promotion
21:16 < JK-47> It's your sleepless nights to keep bandaiding a dying company.
21:16 < Airnowski> And I like my place
21:16 < trekkie1701c> Spinning is so much cooler than not spinning!  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9XrrEaZ7Y4&t=2m58s
21:16 <+layer-eight> * trekkie1701c →  YouTube → Stargate SG1 - Puppet scene → ⚘ 168,092 ↑ 1,503 ↓ 24 ✍ 260
21:16 < Airnowski> We've got comfy chairs
21:16 < voidstar> google sleep pods too?
21:17 < Airnowski> Too mainstream
21:17 < JFDkthx> its a dns issue
21:17 < JFDkthx> fuck dns
21:17 < voidstar> ah, standing chairs then
21:17 < JFDkthx> i hate dns
21:17 < JFDkthx> more over
21:17 < JFDkthx> i hate corporate dns
21:17 < tsarbomba> to be fair, if you're storing critical data on ssds without a san or some serious redundancy you're dumber than the guy who sets up a platter drive for his system volume
21:17 < tsarbomba> remember: they're still just nand flash
21:19 <@JollyRgrs> Airnowski: depends on what you are doing in your VM as to whether or not spinning HDDs are fast enough
21:19 <@JollyRgrs> I can tell you that imaging them or waiting for Windows 10 to create a user profile is exhaustingly slow
21:20 <@JollyRgrs> but for just running it as a VM itself... it isn't too bad so long as it isn't HDD intensive
21:20 <@JollyRgrs> and depends on how many you are running at once and what you are doign on each
21:20 <@JollyRgrs> i would, however, strongly advise SSD
21:20 < scwizard> ok so new problem i need to solve
21:20 < scwizard> currently we're not using a CDN
21:20 < scwizard> our release thingy switches the symlink from the "old version" folder to the "new version folder"
21:21 < Airnowski> For starters I wanted a ubuntu VM and setup Plex Media Server that will access my Movies from NAS through SMB
21:21 < scwizard> since the same server servers static content and the code, our static content and code are always aligned
21:21 < JK-47> So this is just for home use?
21:21 < JK-47> not soho.
21:21 < Airnowski> yup
21:21 < Airnowski> soho?
21:21 < scwizard> if we add a CDN, it's possible for the static content to be a different version than the code
21:21 < scwizard> how to prevent this from happening?
21:21 < JK-47> There's no "office" involved.
21:21 <@JollyRgrs> Airnowski: you'll be fine
21:22 <@JollyRgrs> i have only spinning disks on my r710
21:22 < scwizard> is there like a name for this sort of technique?
21:22 < scwizard> anyone have any idea?
21:22 <@JollyRgrs> scwizard: not i, sorry
21:22 < tsarbomba> i believe it's called "a clusterfuck"
21:22 < tsarbomba> (swidt)
21:22 < Heresiarch> scwizard: automate deployment of static content into the CDN backend at the same time as the app is being deployed to the servers.
21:23 < scwizard> Heresiarch: well here's one issue, can only one version of the static content exist on the cdn at once?
21:23 < scwizard> it's really hard to have two thinsg happen "at the same time"
21:24 < scwizard> like you can either delay the cdn switch until the static content is switched
21:24 < scwizard> *until the code is switched
21:24 < scwizard> or delay the code switch until the cdn switches but
21:24 < xamithan> Like lifting your leg and patting your head clockwise?  yeah
21:24 < scwizard> the thing about a cdn
21:24 < scwizard> is that it propegates
21:24 < scwizard> it can be in two states at once
21:24 < abakedapplepie> lol someone solicited a job invitation to me via my work email
21:24 < JK-47> demo time.
21:24 < scwizard> how the fuck did they get your work email?
21:24 < scwizard> that's what I'd ask them
21:24 < abakedapplepie> for a consulting firm geared towards MSPs
21:25 < abakedapplepie> i dont want to be an MSP for MSPs
21:25 < abakedapplepie> no thank you
21:25 < scwizard> oh man
21:25 < scwizard> lol
21:25 < Heresiarch> scwizard: all of which is true. But it becomes a question of whether there are dependencies between static/web content. Could also make the argument that CDN should only be used for static artifacts (e.g. images).
21:25 < scwizard> the MSPist MSP
21:25 < xtensive> it's MSPs all the way down
21:25 < Heresiarch> *webapp
21:25 < scwizard> Heresiarch: but the thing is, static artifiacts are still a depenency
21:25 < scwizard> if you give the site a facelift
21:25 < scwizard> and you have all the old images
21:25 < scwizard> it will look glitched
21:25 < namol> abakedapplepie: i think that's called a VAR
21:25 <+TuxedoJack> And the Connectwise Exchange connector fucking dies
21:26 <+TuxedoJack> Just great
21:26 < scwizard> i guess I'll make a thread about this
21:26 <+TuxedoJack> Christ, even Remedy is better than CW at this point
21:26 < abakedapplepie> namol: nah, theyre looking for kaseya admins
21:26 < abakedapplepie> to consult for other kaseya MSps
21:26 < namol> gross
21:27 < Heresiarch> scwizard: true. And yes, you'd have to handle CDN propagation time in the artifacts getting updated. But what I mean by "at the same time" is more "in the same deploy" than at exactly the same time. There's no way to really accomplish the latter on a large scale.
21:27 < tsarbomba> remedy? lol
21:27 < scwizard> Heresiarch: there must be
21:27 < scwizard> i can think of one way but
21:27 < scwizard> basically you can have /static/v38/
21:27 < tsarbomba> the words "remedy" and "better than" have no business being in the same sentence unless that sentence is "well, at least having to use remedy is better than getting anally raped by a quarterhorse while being forced to listen to celine dion"
21:28 < Heresiarch> scwizard: yeah. Adding versioning to the artifact reference would allow for pushing out the artifacts prior to pushing the updated code/static pages.
21:29 < scwizard> Heresiarch: yeah that's what came to mind but
21:29 < scwizard> i'm wondering if there's some best practice to this
21:29 < onenerdyguy> scifor what now?
21:30 <@Code_Man65> tsarbomba:  That was oddly specific, yet completely appropriate
21:30 < Stoob> the only thing keeping me from opening more tabs is the width of my monitor - once the icons disappear i have to start closing tabs
21:30 < Stoob> (or opening new windows)
21:31 < estranger> and im back
21:31 < gnupluslinux> test
21:31 < estranger> Stoob, start opening up new windows then
21:31 < estranger> gnupluslinux, -1
21:32 < scwizard> I made a thread
21:32 < scwizard> just wanna pick ppls brains
21:32 < Stoob> estranger: i'm already up to 3 windows though, it's getting unruly
21:32 < scwizard> https://www.reddit.com/r/sysadmin/comments/8hzk8s/when_migrating_to_a_cdn_how_do_i_ensure_that_the/
21:32 <+layer-eight> * scwizard →  When migrating to a CDN, how do I ensure that the version of the static content in the CDN align with the version of the (php) code? : sysadmin
21:32 < gnupluslinux> integer underflow
21:32 < gnupluslinux> seg fault
21:33 < trekkie1701c> The kernel is now running around screaming, good job.
21:33 < gnupluslinux> blame estranger for deviating from happy path
21:33 < estranger> things get fun when you leave the happy path
21:33 < estranger> thats why we make the big bucks
21:33 < scwizard> man
21:33 < sadbox> scwizard: Versioning is the answer I'd use
21:34 < scwizard> django is WAY more cdn friendly than laravel
21:34 < sadbox> scwizard: Especially since you have no control over the caching done outside your CDN, etc.
21:34 < scwizard> true
21:34 < sadbox> Clients / random boxes in the middle / etc may cache your js / whatever for longer than you expect
21:35 < Heresiarch> scwizard: where are the artifacts (not js) in your current env?
21:35 < AnimalFarmPig> isn't that what cache-control headers are for?
21:35 < sadbox> AnimalFarmPig: things ignore cache-control headers
21:35 < scwizard> Heresiarch: django puts them all in a static folder but laravel has them all over the place idk
21:35 < AnimalFarmPig> their own damn fault when stuff breaks then
21:35 < scwizard> tryin to figure that out
21:35 < mal_will> Solarwinds has some fucking bumpin' hold music
21:35 < abakedapplepie> oh damn
21:35 < abakedapplepie> is precise here
21:35 < abakedapplepie> im gonna get in trouble and its his fault
21:35 < mal_will> lol
21:36 < sadbox> AnimalFarmPig: That's a good way to run a site that sucks for a lot of people :/
21:36 < abakedapplepie> i used our RMM to load some chicken sounds on his computer and play them remotely to annoy him
21:36 < abakedapplepie> and whoever has his computer now just found them
21:36 < abakedapplepie> and sent out a company wide email
21:36 < mal_will> oh shit
21:36 < abakedapplepie> now i have to explain why i was doing that
21:36 < abakedapplepie> lol
21:36 < abakedapplepie> "for the lulz"
21:36 < abakedapplepie> precise this is your fault
21:37 < trekkie1701c> "...Remote speaker diagnostics?"
21:37 <@JollyRgrs> abakedapplepie: how'd they know it was you?
21:37 < abakedapplepie> you and that damn chicken
21:37 < abakedapplepie> JollyRgrs: well, they dont know it was me
21:37 < AnimalFarmPig> sadbox: I shouldn't need to work around clients blatantly disregarding standards. That's what got us the state of modern web development.
21:37 < abakedapplepie> but i may have immediately busted out laughing when it was sent
21:37 <@JollyRgrs> so why to be explaining?
21:37 < abakedapplepie> so all eyes on me
21:37 < abakedapplepie> lol
21:37 <@JollyRgrs> LOL
21:37 < sadbox> scwizard: If you have a build process / etc for your site you could also consider just using a UUID that ties together your PHP release + js release together
21:37 < tsarbomba> < AnimalFarmPig> sadbox: I shouldn't need to work around clients blatantly disregarding standards.
21:37 < tsarbomba> oh you sweet summer child
21:38 < scwizard> yeah
21:38 <@JollyRgrs> tsarbomba: lol
21:38 < abakedapplepie> does the stupid bot have a note function
21:38 < scwizard> but first i need to figure out how to collect all the static content in one folder at least
21:38 < sadbox> AnimalFarmPig: My job is making things better for my users, so if shit ignore standards I work around it
21:38 < abakedapplepie> and whats the command precursor
21:38 <@JollyRgrs> if we could all disregard client standards, etc... there'd be far fewer holes in the internet
21:38 < scwizard> so that it's on a distinct path from the other junk
21:38 < abakedapplepie> `?
21:38 < abakedapplepie> `tell precise your chicken is gonna get me fired
21:38 <+layer-eight> You are not a member of the group Administrator. Access denied
21:38 < abakedapplepie> WOW OK
21:39 < abakedapplepie> layer-eight: youre fired
21:39 < tsarbomba> this is especially amusing today given that we pushed an update out to an on-prem server that is approximately 3 years out of date as far as crypto best practices go
21:39 < AnimalFarmPig> sadbox: I suppose it's different for publicly consumed applications vs internal
21:39 < tsarbomba> it wasn't even configured to USE tls. not 1.3. not 1.2. not even fucking 1.0.
21:39 < tsarbomba> and sure enough they whine at me when the shit doesn't work any more.
21:39 < trekkie1701c> abakedapplepie:  Memoserv?
21:39 < tsarbomba> i'm considering emailing them back with "what?!? we shouldn't have to work around you disregarding standards!"
21:39  * tsarbomba dusts off the resume
21:40 < sadbox> AnimalFarmPig: I guess for context my job is building a CDN for $BIG_ASS_WEBSITE
21:41 < sadbox> so my life is dealing with shit ignoring cache headers / standards / etc
21:41 < AnimalFarmPig> so, you're to blame :P
21:41 < AnimalFarmPig> makes sense in that case
21:41 < sadbox> well to be fair we support all the fancy new shit
21:41 < AnimalFarmPig> you shouldn't have to deal with that shit, but you do
21:41 < sadbox> we just enable people who haven't updated
21:42 < trekkie1701c> Good, because I like Netscape Navigator 4 and I don't want to change it.
21:44 < AnimalFarmPig> ^ literally how "mobile" websites work
21:45 < AnimalFarmPig> phone application developers can't figure out how to display html in a way that works well on phones
21:45 < AnimalFarmPig> so, every website now needs to jump through hoops to be mobile friendly
21:46 < Sousapro> novell for all
21:46 < Sousapro> who needs this AD business
21:46 < Sousapro> novell netware
21:46 < silentfury> ipx/spx!
21:47 <@JollyRgrs> silentfury: i remember that from LAN gaming days
21:47 <@JollyRgrs> LAN PARTY!
21:47 < asimon> Just skip that shit and have users come and whisper their secret password in your ear every time they need to do something that requires credentials
21:47 < asimon> and you can just do it for them
21:47 < Sousapro> asimon: so business as usual?
21:47 < silentfury> KALI
21:47 < AnimalFarmPig> Kali let you tunnel IPX/SPX over TCP/IP for LAN party on the innernets
21:47 < AnimalFarmPig> yeah!
21:47 < asimon> Sousapro: yessire
21:47 < Hatter> I used KALI to play Jagged Alliance 2
21:48 < Sousapro> ZeroTier does as well silentfury AnimalFarmPig
21:48 < Sousapro> and its pretty painless
21:48 < AnimalFarmPig> I used Kali for Descent
21:48 < AnimalFarmPig> neat
21:48 < AnimalFarmPig> it's kind of before my time, but didn't IPX/SPX have some interesting features?
21:48 < Sousapro> it was pretty performant for how barebones it was
21:49 < silentfury> i remember using kali for doom3d
21:49 < silentfury> oh, and terminal velocity
21:50 < tsarbomba> yo dawg wtf you mean i can't use pct 1.0 for yr web app
21:50 < tsarbomba> what is this newfangled "tls" bullshit
21:51 < AnimalFarmPig> I kind of want to stand up ipx on my home servers now...
21:55 < scwizard> yeah we're not gonna into a cdn
21:55 < scwizard> too much :effort:
21:56 < Heresiarch> scwizard: how much storage does the app take up when installed/splattered on a box? And does that size include all of the images required?
21:57 < scwizard> Heresiarch: not much
21:57 < scwizard> small app small company
21:57 < scwizard> the goal is just to avoid merge conflicts with the generated js files or something
21:57 < Heresiarch> ...are they in a separate repo?
21:59 < scwizard> nah
22:00 < Spr1ng> What was the deal with ownCloud a few years ago?  Something about a falling out with the developers and they went on to start Nextcloud or some such?  Anyone know the story behind that?
22:01 < tapoxi> they ran out of cashmoney
22:01 < xamithan> Google does
22:01 < tapoxi> so they were acquired and the original devs went to nextcloud
22:01 < MillerBoss> https://www.techmeme.com/180508/p16#a180508p16 But of course
22:02 <+layer-eight> * MillerBoss →  Techmeme: Equifax finally fully discloses data breach impact in SEC filing: 145.5M SSNs, 99M addresses, 20M phone numbers, 17.6M driver's license numbers, more exposed (Sean Gallagher/Ars Technica)
22:03 < Spr1ng> oh
22:03 < MillerBoss> Google, the new Internet police https://www.techmeme.com/180507/p40#a180507p40
22:03 <+layer-eight> * MillerBoss →  Techmeme: Google will ban ads promoting bail bonds services starting in July, citing the company's commitment to protect users from “deceptive or harmful products” (Cyrus Farivar/Ars Technica)
22:03 < Spr1ng> well, no hoo-hah there then
22:04 < Alternity> hmm so somehow one of our o365 boxes has permission to Send As one of our mail contacts...
22:04 < Alternity> but the mail contact has no 'GrantSendOnBehalfTo' set
22:04 < Alternity> how is this possible...
22:04 < MillerBoss> They call that a feature Alternity
22:04 < MillerBoss> ;)
22:04 < MillerBoss> `bofh
22:04 <+layer-eight> BOFH That's a great computer you have there; have you considered how it would work as a bsd machine?
22:04 < Alternity> trying to figure out what is granting this mailbox permission to send as mail contact
22:05 < MillerBoss> lol layer-eight
22:06 < tsarbomba> israel just attacked damascus, syria
22:06 < sadbox> tsarbomba: also I guess we pulled out of the iran deal
22:06 < MillerBoss> BOOOM
22:06 < Spr1ng> there will bea russian response
22:06 < sadbox> the middle east is gonna be a p wacky place
22:07 < tsarbomba> yeah we've known about that for a while
22:07 < MillerBoss> There be a yourmom response too
22:07 < rhqq> israel is one of most aggressive countries recently
22:07 < tsarbomba> s/recently/
22:07 < rhqq> they're beating even usa in that
22:07 < Gencade> politics
22:07 < Gencade> politics
22:07 < Gencade> cryptic1,
22:07 < rhqq> shekles
22:07 < rhqq> ;p
22:07 < tsarbomba> gencade, you're draft-age.
22:07 < Gencade> tsarbomba, you're a sperg
22:07 < tsarbomba> see if cryptic1 can save you from conscription :D
22:07 < tsarbomba> nope
22:07 < MillerBoss> Ha ha
22:07 < tsarbomba> but i'm also too old and too broken to be drafted :D
22:07 < tsarbomba> guess who isn't, though
22:08  * tsarbomba deep laughter
22:08 < Gencade> I don't care if I'm draft-age
22:08 < sadbox> Gencade: quickly, destroy your health
22:08 < MillerBoss> I laughed my self
22:08 < tsarbomba> ^bonespurs comin'
22:08 < Gencade> if I get drafted, I'll go ahead and kill the people they ask me
22:08 <+TuxedoJack> That's about the only thing he pulls out of, from the reports
22:08 < sadbox> 1. You will die before shit really hits the fan hopefully
22:08 < sadbox> and 2. you can avoid war
22:08 < sadbox> and 3. you can do a shitload of drugs
22:08 < sadbox> perfect plan
22:08 < tsarbomba> judging by the life expectancy during the last conscripted war we fought, sadbox, he'll be dead before his first mission briefing
22:09 < sadbox> and I'm way ahead of you
22:09 < tsarbomba> i'll tie a yellow ribbon 'round the old oak tree for you guys
22:10 < tsarbomba> the prepper bunker guys are all like "HA, LIBS. CHECKMATE" right about now
22:10 < tsarbomba> what they don't know is that i'll just kill their families and take their bunkers
22:10 < JFDkthx> nothing that i hate more than undercooked rice
22:10 < Gencade> politics
22:10 < JFDkthx> fucking crunchy ass bullshit
22:10 < tsarbomba> bitches playing chess while i'm playing god-tier go
22:10 < sadbox> JFDkthx: to be fair, crunchy ass bullshit is why I hate a lot of korean rice dishes
22:11 < tsarbomba> what's wrong with crunchy asses
22:11 < JFDkthx> but kimchi so good
22:11 < sadbox> JFDkthx: I like kimchi
22:11 < sadbox> I just avoid bi bim bab, etc
22:11 < JFDkthx> i miss bugolgi
22:11 < JFDkthx> so much
22:11 < sadbox> where they cook the rice to the point that it gets crunchy
22:11 < tsarbomba> yeah i'm a big fan of bada bing bada boom too
22:11 < silentfury> you dont have a korean restaurant ?
22:11 < JFDkthx> silentfury: not a good one
22:11 < tsarbomba> koreans? those are the people who live in san francisco next to the "china people", right?
22:11 < JFDkthx> the meat is okay
22:12 < tsarbomba> or maybe they ARE the china people
22:12 < JFDkthx> but kimchi are a shit
22:12 < tsarbomba> i'll have to ask the coal guy
22:12 < JFDkthx> i refuse to eat a place with bad kimchi
22:12 < JFDkthx> means they aint real
22:12 < ServChan> kimchi + meat doesn't make you fat
22:12 < Gencade> JFDkthx, , JFDkthx
22:12 < tsarbomba> in the land of bulimia, nothing makes you fat
22:13 < gnupluslinux> how you manage to fuck up kimchi
22:13 < gnupluslinux> unless its tainted with botulism or something
22:13 < JFDkthx> i love getting that fizzy kimchi
22:13 < JFDkthx> gnupluslinux: their's just tasted wrong
22:13 < JFDkthx> i lived in korea-istan for a while
22:13 < ServChan> `seen cryptic1 not working
22:13 <+layer-eight> I have no data on not
22:14 < ServChan> `seen cryptic1 cryptic1
22:14 <+layer-eight> Seen →  cryptic1 Saying he is giving it away via Log on #reddit-sysadmin an hour ago
22:14 < ServChan> fixed
22:14 < Gencade> `seen genr8__
22:14 < ServChan> you have to type the nick twice lol
22:14 < Gencade> `seen genr8__ genr8__
22:14 < genr8__> why
22:14 < MillerBoss> Nah Gencade is muted
22:14 < Gencade> just testing it
22:14 < tsarbomba> `seen killdash9
22:14 <+layer-eight> I need someone to look for tsarbomba
22:14  * tsarbomba stare
22:14 < Gencade> looks broken MillerBoss
22:15 < Gencade> try unmuting me
22:15 < MillerBoss> `seen killdash9 killdash9
22:15 <+layer-eight> I have no data on killdash9
22:15 < Gencade> it wont work for me or tsarbomba
22:15 < ServChan> `seen MillerBoss MillerBoss
22:15 <+layer-eight> Seen →  MillerBoss Saying Nah Gencade is muted via Log on #reddit-sysadmin a few seconds ago
22:15 < genr8__> `seen genr8_ genr8_
22:15 <+layer-eight> You must be identified with NickServ to use the seen command genr8__
22:15 < ServChan> `seen JollyRgrs JollyRgrs
22:15 <+layer-eight> Seen →  JollyRgrs Saying LAN PARTY! via Log on #reddit-sysadmin 28 minutes ago
22:16 < MillerBoss> `seen tsarbomba tsarbomba
22:16 <+layer-eight> I have no data on tsarbomba
22:16 < MillerBoss> Oh OK
22:16 < ServChan> `seen tsarbomba tsarbomba
22:16 <+layer-eight> Seen →  tsarbomba Saying stare via Action on #reddit-sysadmin 2 minutes ago
22:16 < tsarbomba> THE BOT IS TRYING TO ERSE ME FROM EXISTENCE
22:16 < ServChan> bant from your own bot
22:17 < DomLS3> MillerBoss: shit bot
22:17 < DomLS3> almost time to retire layer-eight again
22:17 < Gencade> MillerBoss, shit bot
22:18 < MillerBoss> Fuck if I know. The creator is busy at the moment but it will get fixed. Hold on to your panties.
22:18 < scwizard> tsarbomba: don't be so dramatic it's just blind and stupid
22:18 < scwizard> like most bots
22:18 < MillerBoss> All the hate you fuck faces. :P We could go back to no bot
22:19 < Gencade> do it MillerBoss
22:19 < MillerBoss> Not likely
22:19 < Gencade> puss
22:19 < jaelae> wasssup
22:20 < MillerBoss> Starlight
22:20 < MillerBoss> Star bright
22:21 < HomebrewCocaine> What would you guys recommend for managing permissions to shared folders. Security Groups? One issue I am having is that some of my accounts are getting extremely security group heavy.
22:21 < jaelae> anyone familiar with some wacky bugs in office 365's office 2016 intstall?  When I try to setup my new profile i get 'Something went wrong - we weren't able to register your device and add your account to Windows. Your access to org resources may be limited.'
22:22 < MillerBoss> >Please contact your administrator
22:23 < Spr1ng> MillerBoss :(
22:23 < MillerBoss> ;)
22:24 < jaelae> pretty much
22:24 < tsarbomba> aren't the security groups _how_ you manage folder permissions?
22:24 < jaelae> i had to open a ticket iwth our internal IT
22:24 < jaelae> they said there is a registry fix but they will be out of office until monday
22:24 < tsarbomba> would you rather stick individual accounts in every folder and disable propagation or something
22:24 < HomebrewCocaine> They are, i'm just hearing a bunch of wining from my Helldesk. I wanted to know if anyone has any alternative stuff.
22:25 < MillerBoss> Well that internal IT sucks if gone for 7 days in a row
22:25 < asimon> HomebrewCocaine: I recently had to do some research on that and it's a pain
22:26 < jaelae> MillerBoss:  well there are other people i guess but since its not critical i wait for my main person that i talk to to get back
22:26 < asimon> It honestly doesn't seem like a sustainable solution; the propagation and inheritance is awful to maintain
22:26 < jaelae> i just figured it must be common if theres a fix
22:26 < corn266> "I want a mechanical keyboard with the same tactile bump as scissor switches" --my coworker
22:26 < Heresiarch> HomebrewCocaine: the alternatives are worse.
22:26 < jaelae> i just wish i had org access :\
22:27 < asimon> You can likely do some powershell scripting to manage which permissions are set and to enumerate those permissions but there isn't really a good built in way to do it
22:27 < asimon> Like it'd be great to be able to see which shared folders a group was given access to
22:27 < asimon> But alas
22:28 < tsarbomba> oh there are plenty of auditing tools out there
22:29 < tsarbomba> i don't know if they're mostly read-only
22:29 <@JollyRgrs> corn266: i thought one of the colors kinda did that
22:29 < tsarbomba> but you can always leverage powershell
22:29 <@JollyRgrs> ^^
22:29 < corn266> JollyRgrs: Is it blues? Cause that's what he's ordering
22:29 <@JollyRgrs> ikr
22:29 <@JollyRgrs> i don't remember
22:30 <@JollyRgrs> i waslooking at them for my wife at one point... forget which is which... i need to order a kybd for me, but i cazn't find one i like
22:30 < abakedapplepie> you can get little testers that have one of each switch type
22:30 <@JollyRgrs> yeah, i know the keychain thingy
22:30 < abakedapplepie> but i believe blues are pretty beefy
22:30 <@JollyRgrs> almost got one for my wife
22:31 < corn266> Yea, I showed him my Cherry MX Clears today and he wanted more of a tactile bump but less actuation force
22:31 < abakedapplepie> corn266: get super blacks
22:31 < abakedapplepie> oh he wants tactility
22:32 < abakedapplepie> not force
22:32 < abakedapplepie> lol
22:32 < abakedapplepie> i thought he wanted a workout for his fingers
22:32 < abakedapplepie> blue is the switch then
22:32 < abakedapplepie> clears are like a 3/4 blue
22:32 < corn266> 3/4 blue?
22:32 <@JollyRgrs> http://www.keyboardco.com/blog/index.php/2012/12/an-introduction-to-cherry-mx-mechanical-switches/
22:32 <@JollyRgrs> yeah, blue is what he wants
22:32 < abakedapplepie> 75% of a blue's tactility
22:32 <+layer-eight> * JollyRgrs →  An introduction to Cherry MX mechanical switches – The Keyboard Company
22:32 < abakedapplepie> its a brown with more tactility
22:33 < Spr1ng> It's so hard to focus on work, it's so beautiful outside!!!
22:33 < corn266> Damn, I thought the /tactile/ switches would be more tactile than the tactile/clicky switches, but w/e/
22:33 < ServChan> s/so hard/dick so hard
22:33 <+layer-eight> [SED ServChan/Spr1ng] It's dick so hard to focus on work, it's so beautiful outside!!!
22:34 < corn266> Later, y'all it's beer thirty
22:34 < Heresiarch> MX blues are noisy af
22:35 < Sousapro> Heresiarch: but they feel so good lol
22:35 < steevo> abakedapplepie, buckling spring superiority
22:35 < abakedapplepie> lol
22:35 < Casteil> I use a Logitech K750 at the office; it's fairly quiet
22:35 < Sousapro> Don't make me bring my buckling spring keyboard in
22:35 < Casteil> Corsair K70 w/ browns @ home
22:35 < abakedapplepie> i have an ooooooooooooold knockoff ibm buckling spring keyboard
22:35 < Sousapro> steevo: ++
22:35 < Sousapro> Unicomp
22:35 < steevo> Sousapro, that's what I use at work, it's a unicomp
22:36 <@JollyRgrs> i want blues... but they are slightly less ideal for gaming :/
22:36 < steevo> JollyRgrs, I have blues on my main keyboard at home
22:36 < derpingit> always blue.. always blue!
22:36 <@JollyRgrs> steevo: they don't release until much higher in the recoil
22:36 <@JollyRgrs> for gaming, that isn't so grand for repetitive hits
22:36 <+CheckYourSix> I have Reds in this K70
22:37 <@JollyRgrs> though, i'm trying to think if i need to do that with my left or is it only my mouse hand that would need to do that
22:37 < steevo> JollyRgrs, I don't have the reflexes (much less the time) to play a game where timing matters that much anymore
22:37 <+TuxedoJack> Reds are really, REALLY sensitive
22:37 <+TuxedoJack> Almost too sensitive
22:38 <@JollyRgrs> my biggest issue is all the new mech keyboards have those skinnier keys
22:38 < Jekotia> CheckYourSix: Same board, same switches. Love mine
22:38 <@JollyRgrs> my fat fingers don't want skinny keys
22:38 <@JollyRgrs> but i also want media keys on my keyboard
22:38 < steevo> TuxedoJack, I see no value in reds. Might as well get rubberdome at that point, it's much cheaper
22:38 < Sousapro> I've got an older Razer blackwidow ultimate I use at work
22:38 < ServChan> keys keys keys keys
22:39 < ServChan> i'm on a new level
22:39 < Sousapro> It's got those kailh greens (aka knockoff cherry blue)
22:39 < ServChan> (_))__)))~~~
22:39 < Jekotia> JollyRgrs: Do the media keys NEED to be on the kb? If you feel DIY'y, you could use an arduino or similar to build your own companion board for media keys
22:39 < Jekotia> Opens up all the main KB options :)
22:39 <@JollyRgrs> Jekotia: eh, don't HAVE to be... but really really convenient
22:40 <@JollyRgrs> with kids/wife around sometimes i just need to mute or skip song or something
22:40 <@JollyRgrs> and not a lot of time to DIY, as much fun as that would be
22:40 < ServChan> Hadoopty whoop
22:40 <+CheckYourSix> s/song/porn
22:40 <+layer-eight> [SED CheckYourSix/JollyRgrs] with kids/wife around sometimes i just need to mute or skip porn or something
22:40 < steevo> JollyRgrs, Jekotia, I think one of those build-your-own mechanical kb websites has media key combos that are configurable
22:41 <@JollyRgrs> steevo: and it is a low low $65 right?
22:41 < steevo> JollyRgrs, I think it's more than that
22:41 <@JollyRgrs> it shouldbe
22:42 < Spr1ng> Wow you guys.  One track mind.
22:42 < jaelae> i dig my sexy mechanical keyboard
22:43 < jaelae> i think someone in here recommended it a few years ago
22:43 < Hatter> can someone link that hi def footage of the lava creeping up on the car
22:43 < steevo> jaelae, I could dig _with_ my keyboard and it would still work
22:43 < jaelae> i have this type heaven
22:43 < jaelae> its comfy
22:43 < jaelae> though next time im gonna opt for a silent mechanical keyboard
22:44 < jaelae> i dont mind the sound but people get annoyed when im on a conference call
22:44 <+CheckYourSix> How do you get a silent one
22:44 <@JollyRgrs> you should be on mute unless speaking
22:44 <@JollyRgrs> andif you are typing, i doubt you are also speaking
22:44 < jaelae> i am
22:44 < jaelae> i normally mute myself
22:44 < steevo> CheckYourSix, orings probably. or just the more quiet switches
22:44 < jaelae> but sometimes ill have to present something on a screen share
22:44 < jaelae> and im clicking and typing
22:45 < ServChan> spamx
22:45 < Hatter> how about a phone that detects your voice and unmutes and mutes you in the moment
22:45 < Hatter> someone work on that
22:45 < Jekotia> I built myself a footswitch-to-keyboard-input device, built around an Arduino Pro Micro, and it works wonderfully. Can easily expand on it for other non-footswitch things, since it's simply a case of "while circuit closed { keystroke }". Intend to use it to handle media keys etc
22:45 < Jekotia> *intend to expand on it to handle
22:46 < Jekotia> 30% commercial footswitch PC input options were garbage, 70% excuse to engineer my own PCB and have it manufactured
22:46 < ServChan> gangbang in the ass
22:47 <@JollyRgrs> ServChan: uh... #bearcaveis ---> that way
22:47 < catbeard> i presume you mean, in that ass
22:47 <@JollyRgrs> *bearcave is
22:48 < ServChan> hin dat hasz
22:48 < catbeard> Hatter: after about 3 months of training, some voice apps are designed to mute out everything but your voice
22:48 < aleph-> So who's watching IO?
22:49 < catbeard> my boy top
22:50 <@JollyRgrs> if only i wasn't so cheap: https://www.amazon.com/Griffin-PowerMate-Multi-Media-Bluetooth-Connectivity/dp/B00IRDRL4K
22:50 <@JollyRgrs> nice BT shuttle... but $60 is a bit much
22:50 < sadbox> JollyRgrs: I got a big ol' knob
22:51 < tsarbomba> s/knob/butt
22:51 <+layer-eight> [SED tsarbomba/sadbox] JollyRgrs: I got a big ol' butt
22:51 < tsarbomba> EVERYBODY SING
22:51 < tsarbomba> SADBOX GOT A BIG OL' BUTT
22:51 < sadbox> https://www.jdslabs.com/products/151/the-element/
22:51 <+layer-eight> * sadbox →  JDS Labs - The Element
22:51 < tsarbomba> CATBEARD GOT A BIG OL' BUTT
22:51 < tsarbomba> JAELAE GOT A BIG OL' BUTT
22:51 < tsarbomba> CRYPTIC1 GOT A small canadian hiney
22:51 < catbeard> i beg your pardon
22:52 < tsarbomba> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84LUpG6ieis
22:52 <+layer-eight> * tsarbomba →  YouTube → LL Cool J - Big Ole Butt → ⚘ 2,018,466 ↑ 10,647 ↓ 466 ✍ 1,061
22:53 <@JollyRgrs> https://imgur.com/gallery/U0mBqmx
22:53 <+layer-eight> * JollyRgrs →  IMGUR Gallery → mikefromw0rk → Football in a nutshell → 12 hours ago → No Topic → awesomix → 1 Image → ⚘ 918,175 → ☺ 5,621 → ☹ 103 → ✡ 5977 → ✍ 356
22:53 < tsarbomba> THAT'S NOT FOOTBALL
22:53 < steevo> It's close, but he isn't pretending that he is nearly going to die and whining like a child
22:54 < tsarbomba> yeah you have to do your best oscar-winning acting when someone slide-tackles you on a pitch
22:54 < tsarbomba> faking a coronary is helpful i hear
23:08 <@JollyRgrs> https://i.imgur.com/vHyyl6f.jpg
23:08 <+layer-eight> * JollyRgrs →  IMAGE/JPEG Document, 51,957 bytes
23:08 < ServChan> skeet skeet
23:08 < ServChan> booyah
23:09 < ServChan> *napping*
23:11 < Gencade> Trump backs out of iran deal
23:11 < Gencade> yeet
23:12 < scwizard> i'm pretty sure cache
23:12 < tsarbomba> why do you think i mentioned damascus
23:12 < scwizard> is broken for gitlab kubernetes runners
23:12 < tsarbomba> bibi nutted as soon as he got the news
23:12 < scwizard> this is such fucking bullshit
23:12 < tsarbomba> sent in our F-35s, too
23:13 < tsarbomba> at least someone's using them
23:13 < scwizard> Creating cache default... vendor/: found 22706 matching files                 node_modules/: found 22303 matching files
23:13 < tsarbomba> our marines sure aren't
23:13 < scwizard> but then
23:13 < scwizard> it just doesn't seem to do anything
23:13 < scwizard> it says it creates it and it says it loads it but
23:13 < scwizard> the files aren't there
23:13 < tsarbomba> you said everything was going thru symlinks, right?
23:13 < scwizard> Checking cache for default... Successfully extracted cache
23:13 < tsarbomba> perhaps it doesn't support them properly?
23:13 <@JollyRgrs> OMG i busted out laughing
23:13 < scwizard> no that was somethin else i was talkin about
23:13 <@JollyRgrs> https://i.imgur.com/JOhNirF.jpg
23:13 <+layer-eight> * JollyRgrs →  IMAGE/JPEG Document, 42,180 bytes
23:13 < tsarbomba> oh ok
23:14 < tsarbomba> sorry i'm in and out this afternoon. the heat in here is brutal
23:14 < tsarbomba> jollyrgrs i've actually witnessed a drunken "friend" use that line
23:15 < Hatter> woaaaah nsfw
23:15 < tsarbomba> in what universe
23:15 < tsarbomba> are you surrounded by mullahs and israeli fighter jets?
23:15 < mal_will> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bastard_Operator_From_Hell
23:15 <+layer-eight> * mal_will →  Bastard Operator From Hell - Wikipedia
23:15 < tsarbomba> OMG THAT COLORFUL BLOB HAS BOOBS
23:15 < mal_will> ahh wikipedia
23:16 < tsarbomba> we are officially 24 days from hurricane season, kids
23:17 < Gencade> tsarbomba, ;)
23:18 < Nightcinder> tfw email crashes at 3:59
23:20 < Gencade> I knew it
23:20 < Gencade> it's always cryptic1's fault
23:20 < DomLS3> Nightcinder: define crash
23:20 < DomLS3> crash as in fubar or needs a reboot
23:20 < Nightcinder> DomLS3: a cert was corrupted
23:20 < DomLS3> pfff
23:20 < DomLS3> that's not a crash
23:20 < Nightcinder> 0.0.0.0:444 was throwing fucktons of errors
23:20 < Nightcinder> ecp wouldn't launch
23:20 < Nightcinder> email wouldn't work
23:21 < DomLS3> what cert? when my SSL cert died on Exchange it would just throw SSL cert errors
23:21 < Nightcinder> i think it was the wildcard
23:21 < DomLS3> you must be talking about the IIS or wildcard
23:21 < DomLS3> yeah thought so
23:21 < Nightcinder> but yeah i got it fixed
23:22 < DomLS3> I had an accounting server crash an hour before I was supposed to leave for vacation for 2 weeks
23:22 <+CheckYourSix> Test
23:23 < rhqq> CheckYourSix: not working
23:24 <+CheckYourSix> Once again, my internet died. Same time yesterday. Modem loses connection for no reason for like 10-20 minutes. Fuck you, Optimum
23:24 < Gencade> CheckYourSix, sue them
23:25 < tsarbomba> i had the same problem (no sync 11am-around 1pm) at the office. took me two months and something like 11 comcast truck rolls to get fixed
23:26 < tsarbomba> you should have seen the people in the office squirming when the comcast connection went down. the WAN would drop to 6mbit down and people would come up to me like WAAH I CAN'T STREAM MY YOUTUBES
23:27 < tsarbomba> it's like walking up to a cop and whining that you can't get your meth pipe lit
23:27 < ServChan> slapaho
23:27 <+CheckYourSix> Haha
23:28 <+CheckYourSix> Should've just hung up a "Get back to work!" sign
23:28 < Hatter> some people need youtube to do their jobs
23:28 < ServChan> all them bouncing booties
23:28 < tsarbomba> that's why it's not blocked. but they don't need anything more than a link to send to customers.
23:28 < tsarbomba> it's not as if we're going to let them sit there nd watch a 20 minute howto with a customer on the phone. this isn't rate-a-flick
23:29 < Hatter> for April 1st I used to redirect Facebook.com to the trolololol singing video
23:29 < tsarbomba> these were people on lunch who thought they could just rape the bandwidth
23:29 < tsarbomba> ooh that's a good one.
23:29 < Hatter> it was amusing getting all the supposed justifations for needing facebook access
23:29 < Hatter> justifications I mean
23:29 <+CheckYourSix> I put my phone on LTE mode at work. Never connect to wifi. Fuck that
23:30 < tsarbomba> i just don't fuck around on my phone at work
23:30 < Rapture> THIS IS MY MESSAGE
23:30 < Rapture> haha
23:30 < tsarbomba> i do rape our bandwidth to pull updates and such :D
23:30 < tsarbomba> but fuck you, if the network breaks i'm the one who has to fix it
23:30 < tsarbomba> #fringebenefits
23:30 < Rapture> so many idiots replying to that
23:31 < admiralspark> ping 2600::
23:32 < rhqq> meh, i've ipv6 disabled
23:33 < dragonfleas__> lmao
23:33 < dragonfleas> i considered moving to dallas
23:33 < dragonfleas> until i saw rent house prices
23:33 < dragonfleas> what the fuck
23:33 < Gencade> you can live on the outskirts
23:33 < rhqq> =]
23:33 < Gencade> in places like the colony or mckinney
23:33 < dragonfleas> plano?
23:33 <+CheckYourSix> dragonfleas: Where do you live now?
23:33 < dragonfleas> tulsa ok
23:33 <+CheckYourSix> Lol ok that's why you think Dallas is $$$$
23:34 < Gencade> ^
23:34 < dragonfleas> are sysadmin salaries higher there?
23:34 < dragonfleas> because there's no fucking way i could live on what i'm making now there LOL
23:34 < admiralspark> man
23:34 < admiralspark> poor houston rn
23:34 < tsarbomba> it's not so much that sysadmin salaries are higher in texas
23:34 < tsarbomba> it's that oklahoma is a cesspool of everything bad
23:34 < tsarbomba> including low wages
23:35 < dragonfleas> yeah true
23:35 < dragonfleas> i need to get the fuck out of this state
23:35 < Gencade> OK roads are the worst
23:35 < tsarbomba> also fracking, pedophile state representatives and second-rate baseball
23:35 < Gencade> dragonfleas, come to missouri
23:35 < dragonfleas> i'm sure i could probably land a junior position at a company in dallas, i need to start applying
23:35 < Gencade> Springfield MO is the cheapest place to live
23:35 < Gencade> still loads of good jobs
23:35 < dragonfleas> i don't like missouri tbh
23:35 < Gencade> better than buttfuck arkansas
23:36 < Gencade> but suit yourself
23:36 < dragonfleas> true
23:36 < tsarbomba> gencade, https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dcpcj_DVAAEsUiD.jpg
23:36 <+layer-eight> * tsarbomba →  IMAGE/JPEG Document, 42,450 bytes
23:36 < Gencade> tsarbomba, I also browse reddit
23:36 < tsarbomba> that's twatter, not reddit
23:36 < Gencade> I saw it on reddit
23:36 < tsarbomba> figures. the incels steal everything now.
23:37 < dragonfleas> honestly if i could make 55k here i would probably be really happy
23:37 < tsarbomba> people in st. louis are all like "YEAH MAN THAT'S THE PODUNK SIDE OF THE STATE"
23:37 < Sousapro> dude https://azure.microsoft.com/en-us/blog/azure-mobile-app-now-generally-available/
23:37 < dragonfleas> because cost of living is low as fuck here
23:37 <+layer-eight> * Sousapro →  Azure mobile app is now generally available | Blog | Microsoft Azure
23:37 < Gencade> Springfield is the best tbh
23:37 < Sousapro> azure cloud shell and saved scripts available on the app
23:37 < Gencade> bunch of hot college chicks
23:37 < tsarbomba> cost of living is also fairly low in the middle of death valley, dragonfleas
23:37 < Sousapro> s/death valley/nebraska
23:37 < dragonfleas> tsarbomba, i'm not moving to CA lol
23:37 <+layer-eight> [SED Sousapro/tsarbomba] cost of living is also fairly low in the middle of nebraska, dragonfleas
23:38 < dragonfleas> my mom is from blythe
23:38 < Gencade> where is nebraska
23:38 < Gencade> is that a new territory?
23:38 < Sousapro> Gencade: I'm convinced it doesn't actually exist
23:38 < Sousapro> Gencade: like, do you know any actual humans from there?
23:38 < Gencade> Sousapro, this is my first time hearing about it
23:38 < Gencade> so I can't be certain
23:38 < tsarbomba> i know humans from nebraska but none from kansas
23:38 < Sousapro> I'm from Kansas
23:38 < tsarbomba> i'm convinced kansas was made up to cover up a secret government weapons range
23:38 < Gencade> Kansas?  isn't that the place you set the brick on the peddle until you get to colorado?
23:38 < tsarbomba> i said humans, sousapro
23:39 < Sousapro> tsarbomba: nothing secret about the ICBMs that used to be there
23:39 < dragonfleas> last time i went to kansas i saw some dude smoking meth outside of a gas station in caney kansas
23:39 < Sousapro> tsarbomba: that's fair
23:39 < tsarbomba> :D
23:39 < Gert-B-Frobe> << from Kansas
23:39 < tsarbomba> the last thing i remember about kansas is some dude went totally batshit in a bar there and shot two indian fellas because he thought they were "eye-ranian"
23:39 < Gencade> I think there is another person from Springfield here
23:39 < Gencade> Gatewayy,
23:40 < Sousapro> I can't believe the number of pregnant and barefoot girls at the kansas state fair
23:40 < tsarbomba> whatever it is, it'll be lower than i expect
23:40 < Sousapro> like <18 year old girls
23:40 < tsarbomba> same
23:40 < Gencade> isn't age of consent 16 in kansas?
23:40 < Sousapro> tsarbomba: you'd figure with how many of them are in rural communities that they would figure out how the donger works
23:40 < Nightcinder> Bro it's Kansas
23:40 < tsarbomba> is it true that the brothers get first crack at the girls before they turn 18, then it's open season for any guy in town
23:41 < Sousapro> tsarbomba: that's arkansas
23:41 < sadbox> Sousapro: I read that as "I like"
23:41 < tsarbomba> ohhhh. i thought arkansas was just all incest all the time
23:41 < sadbox> and I was wondering what I came back to
23:41 < xamithan> Did the sprint|tmobile merger get approved yet ?
23:41 < Sousapro> sadbox: LMAO
23:41 < Sousapro> sadbox: absolutely not
23:41 < tsarbomba> wasn't arkansas where that 20 year old girl married her dad and then got killed by him
23:41 < Sousapro> xamithan: :(
23:41 < Gencade> xamithan, aren't you supposed to be +q'd?
23:41 < Gencade> fucking nazi xamithan
23:41 < Sousapro> tsarbomba: I'd believe it
23:41 < sadbox> tsarbomba: probably
23:42 < sadbox> source; grew up in arkansas
23:42 < Sousapro> omg look at the banner on this page http://blog.fedenko.info/p/power.html
23:42 < xamithan> I'm excited for it Sousapro.  Round here all my dead spots are (mostly)sprint good and the busy areas are t mobile good
23:42 <+layer-eight> * Sousapro →  Vyacheslav Fedenko: PowerShell Scripts
23:42 < Sousapro> batchihuahua
23:42 < tsarbomba> ah. it was north carolina. CLOSE. https://nypost.com/2018/04/13/dad-killed-daughter-he-married-because-she-dumped-him-911-call/
23:42 <+layer-eight> * tsarbomba →  Dad killed daughter he married because she dumped him: 911 call
23:43 < Sousapro> xamithan: it will still be bad long term
23:43 < Sousapro> xamithan: all of that 600mhz spectrum was about to fix all of that regardless
23:43 < Sousapro> that 2.5ghz garbage spectrum sprint mostly has left is sad
23:44 < xamithan> I don't think anything will fix rural cell coverage except more towers which they can't place due to distance|permits
23:44 < dragonfleas> why is this winsxs folder 60 gb? wtf
23:44 < dragonfleas> what the fuck are all these unapplied updates
23:44 < abakedapplepie> 60gb?
23:44 < abakedapplepie> thats nothing
23:45 < ServChan> just del it
23:45 < ServChan> zap it good
23:47 <+kbni> bleh
23:48 <+CheckYourSix> Just block windows updates entirely. Get on my level
23:49 < khelpw> Don't just delete it. Just run the disc cleanup tool and hit the button to remove system files.
23:49 < MillerBoss> ^
23:50 < khelpw> should clear it right up, but you need to add a feature in 2012 etc to get the cleanup tool, and adding that feature requires a restart IIRC
23:50 < xamithan> turn off that stupid system restore thing too that eats up space
23:51 < xamithan> Should have backups anyway
23:51 < MillerBoss> This is just insane https://www.amazon.com/dp/B06XWZWYVP/  $42.02
23:51 < MillerBoss> Samsung 128GB 100MB/s (U3) MicroSD EVO Select Memory Card with Adapter
23:53 < MillerBoss> Fuckers are so easy to lose too
23:55 < Sousapro> xamithan: for what it's worth, I drove Oregon -> Central Florida about 6 weeks ago and service was really good (except for wyoming basically)
23:55 < tsarbomba> for god's sake why
23:55 < xamithan> Well sure if you are driving highways or interstates it is going to be good
23:55 < tsarbomba> there is nothing anybody needs in oregon, central florida, or ANY of the states between
23:55 < tsarbomba> at least, none that you'd go through on the drive
23:56 < MillerBoss> http://www.homedev.com.au/free/patchcleaner is an awesome tool as well and get shit disk cleanup does not
23:56 <+layer-eight> * MillerBoss →  PatchCleaner - safely clean your windows installer directory | homedev - software development out of the box
23:56 < tsarbomba> central florida is a big time producer of coal-rolling, gun-toting peruvians and boiled peanuts
23:57 < MillerBoss> CLI options as well
23:59 < sadbox> Sousapro: xamithan I drove from CA -> AR and signal was shit w/ t-mobile for a lot of it
23:59 < sadbox> especially up north
23:59 < sadbox> then again there wasn't shit up there
23:59 < sadbox> "Next gas station 120 miles"
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