--- Log opened Wed May 09 00:00:13 2018
00:07 <@JollyRgrs> tsarbomba: and orange pickers
00:07 < vavkamil> https://www.reddit.com/r/Python/comments/8hvzja/backdoor_in_sshdecorator_package/
00:07 <+layer-eight> * vavkamil →  Backdoor in ssh-decorator package : Python
00:08 < ServChan> poop goes the weasel
00:09 < ServChan> JollyRgrs and peanut sellers along with flowers
00:09 < ServChan> `seen cryptic1 cryptic1
00:09 <+layer-eight> Seen →  cryptic1 Saying he is giving it away via Log on #reddit-sysadmin 3 hours ago
00:10 < ServChan> giving away bjs?
00:10 <@cryptic1> Busy not working
00:10 < ServChan> lol
00:10 < ServChan> sup man
00:10 <@cryptic1> Ban servchan!
00:10 < ServChan> new gig bruh
00:10 <@cryptic1> Oh yeah? What do?
00:11 < ServChan> I might stay this time
00:11 < ServChan> corp
00:11 < ServChan> no MSP shiz
00:14 < ServChan> I meant me again
00:14 < ServChan> fool
00:14 < ServChan> i must of had 5 gigs in about a year
00:17 < ServChan> just got a text from backpage programmers that their new site is adlist24.com
00:17 < ServChan> lol
00:17 < ServChan> `seen cryptic1 cryptic1
00:17 <+layer-eight> Seen →  cryptic1 Saying Oh yeah? What do? via Log on #reddit-sysadmin 7 minutes ago
00:18 <@cryptic1> Lol
00:18 < ServChan> site has been down too long lol
00:18 < MillerBoss> Its Gencade's fault.
00:19 < ServChan> throw blame balls
00:19 < MillerBoss> By the way I can no longer remove mutes, Gencade, only cryptic1 can
00:19 < MillerBoss> Thank you drive thru
00:19 < Gencade> MillerBoss: ?
00:19 < MillerBoss> ~
00:19 < ServChan> unbant
00:19 < Gencade> idgaf if your bot has me on mute
00:19 < Gencade> it's shit anyway
00:19 < MillerBoss> Aww
00:20 < MillerBoss> Gencade is triggered
00:20 < MillerBoss> >No I am not
00:20 < Gencade> if you say so.
00:20 < ServChan> cole world
00:20 < MillerBoss> You gotta play along more often
00:20 < MillerBoss> You are always grumpy
00:20 < ServChan> use the other hand
00:20 < MillerBoss> Yeah, what ServChan said
00:20 < MillerBoss> Fuck, use em both at teh SAME TIME
00:20 < ServChan> boom
00:21 < MillerBoss> BAM!!!111
00:21 < Gencade> Or just get a wife
00:21 < ServChan> talent
00:21 < Gencade> or girlfriend
00:21 < Gencade> or tinder
00:21 < ServChan> or adlist24.com
00:21 < vavkamil> or cat
00:21 < Gencade> ASL MillerBoss ?
00:21 < MillerBoss> Just what EVER you do Gencade do not go gay on us
00:21 < Gencade> MillerBoss: course not, that'd be a pain in the ass
00:22 < MillerBoss> 18/F/Cali
00:22 < joelazot> retard is back
00:22 < joelazot> how is everyone
00:22 < MillerBoss> ASL, joelazot
00:22 < Gencade> joelazot: apparently I'm triggered now
00:22 < Gencade> think joelazot is like 14
00:22 < ServChan> gone loco
00:22 < Gencade> so watch your cursing
00:22 < joelazot> 15
00:22 < Gencade> Close enough
00:22 < joelazot> kek
00:22 < Gencade> I wonder if he has even had his first kiss
00:22 < joelazot> fuck you
00:23 < ServChan> this is your brain on drugs
00:23 < MillerBoss> Why not ask him, he is right here you know
00:23 < Gencade> take it easy joelazot no need to go gay on us
00:23 < Gencade> Also buy me dinner, and not mcdonalds
00:23 < joelazot> i'll take you to a thai place eh?
00:23 < ServChan> soapy?
00:23 < Gencade> ew no I hate thai
00:23 < joelazot> wow
00:23 < Gencade> everytime I eat thai I am risking that I am eating a dog
00:23 < Gencade> or was that china
00:23 < Gencade> meh asians are all the same
00:24 < joelazot> yo dogs are fuckin tasty man
00:24 < Gencade> Guys trump backed out of iranian deal
00:24 < Gencade> discuss
00:24 < joelazot> don't bash it until you try it
00:24 < MillerBoss> Bitches ain't shit
00:24 < MillerBoss> ..
00:25 < ServChan> shit bitches
00:25 <+TuxedoJack> ./.. the Golgotha?
00:25 < joelazot> Gencade: regardless what's everyone been up to
00:26 < ServChan> some rkelly on you girl
00:26 < Gencade> Listening to some backstreet boys, scratching my neckbeard and eating takis
00:26 < enix> gents and gentettes; need some help
00:26 < vavkamil> what year is it?
00:26 < Gencade> snapchating
00:26 < enix> ServChan: nice name
00:26 < Gencade> vavkamil: 1996
00:26 < enix> but legit, need some help.
00:26 < enix> About to walk into a meeting; need help
00:26 < enix> Help me cram linux knowledge
00:26 < joelazot> with tho
00:27 < xe0n> cram with jam
00:27 < Gencade> enix: pray to tux
00:27 < ServChan> rm rf
00:27 < enix> Dump random linux phrases on me
00:27 < joelazot> let tux fuck you
00:27 < Gencade> ls
00:27 < joelazot> bash
00:27 < joelazot> yum
00:27 < joelazot> apt
00:27 < joelazot> RHEL
00:27 < Gencade> kernel panic
00:27 < joelazot> ansible
00:27 < ServChan> 1+1=2.1
00:27 < Gencade> Fedora
00:28 < vavkamil> fuck her right in the /dev/null
00:28 < joelazot> ~
00:28 < Gencade> mnt
00:28 < joelazot> etc/
00:28 < ServChan> Seymour budds
00:28 < joelazot> don't molest kids
00:28 < MillerBoss> That song is nowhere to be found untouched on YouTube Bitches Ain't Shit
00:28 < MillerBoss> But hoes and tricks
00:29 < ServChan> choke a bitch
00:29 < joelazot> fuck your dad
00:29 < Gencade> joelazot: you really are 12 aren't you
00:29 < joelazot> yeah
00:29 < joelazot> kek
00:29 < Gencade> isn't there an age restriction on IRC?
00:29 < joelazot> 15 but 12 is close enough
00:30 < MillerBoss> I guess dailymotion is the new outlaw http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6fdz1
00:30 <+layer-eight> * MillerBoss →  Dr.dre - Bitches Ain't Shit - Vidéo dailymotion
00:31 < vavkamil> http://127.0.0.1
00:31 < joelazot> Gencade: doesn't look like it
00:33 < Gencade> MillerBoss: go home
00:33 < Gencade> Hunterkll: weeb
00:33 < vavkamil> http://2130706433
00:33 < MillerBoss> I am at home dum dum
00:33 < Gencade> dum dum gimme gum gum
00:40 < Hunterkll> Gencade, hey, i'm not the one that said "i can't think of what to do, let's go to little tokyo!"
00:40 < Hunterkll> that was a-ko
00:40 < Hunterkll> lol
00:40 < Hunterkll> the day after he was complaining about how he doesn't want to fit into nerd stereotypes and shit
00:40 < Hunterkll> then
00:40 < Gencade> he's also a weeb
00:40 < Hunterkll> and doesn't want to do weeb shit all the time or go to japan or stuff
00:40 < Hunterkll> then
00:40 < Hunterkll> weeb shit
00:40 < Hunterkll> weeb shit happens anyway.
00:40 < Hunterkll> oh the irony
00:43 < joelazot> fuckin weeb
00:44 < Gencade> aren't you a high school dropout joelazot
00:44 < Hunterkll> lol
00:44 < Hunterkll> rekt
00:44 < joelazot> not yet Gencade
00:44 < joelazot> im in science class rn
00:45 < Gencade> I should say prospective high school dropout
00:45 < Gencade> my mistake
00:45 < joelazot> hold the fuck up
00:46 < joelazot> you're not wron
00:46 < joelazot> wrong
00:47 < sadbox> Gencade: hey I almost dropped out of high school
00:47 < joelazot> gencade: should i drop out Kappa
00:47 < Gencade> joelazot: Are you really using twitch emotes in an IRC channel
00:47 < Gencade> banish this fuck to the shadow realm cryptic1
00:48 < Gencade> sadbox: ew
00:48 < joelazot> kek
00:48 < sadbox> Gencade: I had to go to reform school and night school and shit
00:48 <@cryptic1> Please calm down
00:48 < Gencade> sadbox: why?  Were you a troubled child?
00:48 < sadbox> apparently
00:49 < joelazot> cheers cryptic
00:49 < Gencade> What'd you do sadbox ?
00:49 < sadbox> reform school == got caught w/ drugs in high school
00:49 < rpifan> god im so frustrated at work
00:49 < Gencade> Like tylenol or meth sadbox ?
00:49 < sadbox> night school == Never did homework so I failed english
00:49 < sadbox> Gencade: way more boring, just weed and booze
00:50 < joelazot> oh
00:50 < Gencade> dunno why you'd ever bring that to school
00:50 < joelazot> welp  the retard must leave soon
00:50 < Gencade> joelazot: k bye
00:51 < sadbox> Gencade: I did graduate w/ a bunch of college credits cause of early-college and AP classes and shit
00:51 < Gencade> sadbox: as did I
00:51 < sadbox> Gencade: my house was like 45 minutes away from the school
00:51 < rpifan> fucken hate it
00:51 < rpifan> boring
00:51 < rpifan> worthless
00:51 < rpifan> pointless job
00:51 < sadbox> Gencade: gotta do that shit sometime
00:51 < Gencade> I graduated high school with 36 credit hours
00:52 < Gencade> of course bmurt uses a macbook
00:52 < Gencade> lul
00:52 < sadbox> Gencade: but didn't matter much, never got a college degree
00:52 < sadbox> anyhow, was bored / lazy
00:52 < Gencade> sadbox: what stopped you?
00:52 < sadbox> Gencade: being lazy, yo
00:52 < Gencade> yeah being lazy is a problem
00:52 < Gencade> Gotta motivate yourself
00:52 < sadbox> coupled with no money
00:52 < joelazot> is being fucking retarded a problem
00:53 < sadbox> joelazot: naw, works out for me
00:53 < Gencade> joelazot: only if you let it be
00:53 < Gencade> sadbox: guess it works out if you don't want a post secondary education
00:53 < sadbox> Gencade: anyway have a good job now so it's all chill
00:53 < joelazot> by the way TRAPS ARE FUCKING GAY
00:53 < joelazot> cya
00:53 < joelazot> retard out
00:54 < Gencade> Hope that kid at least graduates, because at this point, it seems the only thing he knows about system adminstration is IT buzz words
00:54 < Gencade> someone should tell him about Agile
00:54 < Gencade> He'd love it
00:55 < rpifan> fucken agile
00:55 < rpifan> and stand ups
00:55 < Gencade> rpifan: stfu time for scrum
00:55 < Gencade> get goin
00:55 < rpifan> i dont even knwo the difference
00:55 < Gencade> guess they are just the same thing
00:56 < sadbox> Gencade: somehow a chunk of my current job is recruiting for university grads
00:56 < Gencade> but two words for it?
00:56 < sadbox> and talking to kids in school
00:56 < rpifan> tell them to run away
00:56 < rpifan> work sucks
00:56 < sadbox> I interviewed 42 peopel this half
00:56 < sadbox> which is too fucking many
00:56 < Gencade> the actual work can suck sometimes rpifan
00:56 < Gencade> but the people make it better
00:56 < rpifan> disagree
00:56 < rpifan> ppl make it worse
00:56 < Gencade> I've met some of the closest people to me working
00:57 < sadbox> I have met zero of the closest to me working
00:57 < aName> I've got an r710 arriving tomorrow and it's got 8 ethernet ports in total on it. I intend to put proxmox on it and run a bunch of VMs, but I was thinking about using it for pfsense while I'm at it. Is it much hassle to run pfsense in a VM, or should I just buy a router devkit like the espressoBin or bannaPi?
00:57 < Gencade> rpifan: maybe you're just not good with people?
00:57 < Gencade> aName: depends on your time commitment and budget
00:57 < aName> Gencade: How's that?
00:58 < Gencade> Well a bought solution that you don't have to set up and configure tends to be easier and less time consuming
00:58 < aName> lol yes
00:58 < aName> The point is to learn how though
00:58 < rpifan> probably true but also why would u make friends with company ppl
00:58 < rpifan> they are out to destroy you
00:58 < Gencade> if the point is to learn how, dive into pfsense man
00:58 < aName> But if it's a massive pain in the ass to run pfsense on a vm I'll go with a more traditional approach
00:58 < Gencade> it'll be good you'll learn a bit
00:58 < aName> Gencade: I'm going with pfsense either way
00:58 < Gencade> rpifan: not all of them
00:59 < Gencade> felda
00:59 < aName> Gencade: I'm just wondering if I should give it physical hardware or no
00:59 < Gencade> a heretic
00:59 < Gencade> it's generally not a good idea to run a firewall in a vm
00:59 < aName> OK, thanks.
00:59 < rpifan> meh humans
01:00 < aName> My intuition said 'pain in the ass', but I thought it'd be worth it to ask - the second box does cost money, afterall
01:00 < Gencade> there are some security complications with virtual ports
01:00 <@NinjaStyle> i ran pfsense in a vm
01:00 <@NinjaStyle> my home firewall is a vm
01:03  * MillerBoss is listening to Eric Church — Creepin', from the album Chief
01:03 < MillerBoss> CREEPIN
01:03 < aName> I have to kind of laugh at these people with 10gbps setups in their homelabs
01:04 < aName> Do they really have nothing better to spend their money on?
01:04 < aName> What could you possibly need that bandwidth for in a homelab?
01:05 <@NinjaStyle> only storage would really make sense, some hella fast storage
01:05 < aName> Like, we've got 10gbps between switch closets, lol
01:11 < xe0n> morning
01:16 < admiralspark> is felda around
01:16 < rpifan> no
01:16 < rpifan> felda has been destroyed
01:16 < rpifan> in the fire of mt something
01:16 < admiralspark> man
01:16 < admiralspark> was gonna rib him about the pfsense vulnerabilities
01:16 < Spr1ng> mount pfsense
01:17 < Spr1ng> those were patched
01:18 < admiralspark> No, they will be patched in 30-45 days
01:18 < admiralspark> they were announced today
01:18 < admiralspark> and snapshots for testing comes soon
01:18 < admiralspark> horses' mouth: https://www.netgate.com/blog/pfsense-software-and-cve-2018-8897.html
01:18 <+layer-eight> * admiralspark →  pfSense® software and the three CVEs announced today
01:19 < Spr1ng> Hmmmm
01:20 < ServChan> stormy does trump in that ass
01:20 < ServChan> `seen cryptic1 crptic1
01:20 <+layer-eight> I have no data on crptic1
01:20 < ServChan> `seen cryptic1 cryptic1 come out and play
01:20 <+layer-eight> I have no data on cryptic1
01:21 < ServChan> `seen cryptic1 cryptic1
01:21 <+layer-eight> Seen →  cryptic1 Saying Please calm down via Log on #reddit-sysadmin 32 minutes ago
01:22 < ServChan> adlist24.com new backpage
01:24 < admiralspark> ServChan: fuck off
01:24 < admiralspark> NinjaStyle JollyRgrs ban the bot?
01:25 < MillerBoss> admiralspark 👉 ban yourself
01:25 < Disconsented> nah this is a pro flood stupid shit channel
01:25 < MillerBoss>  /part
01:25  * admiralspark ban admiralspark
01:25 < admiralspark> ;)
01:25 < MillerBoss> Until you
01:26  * MillerBoss is listening to Brooks and Dunn — Put A Girl In It, from the album Cowboy Town [Song]
01:27 < admiralspark> MillerBoss: noice
01:27 < ServChan> suck it
01:27 < ServChan> admiralspark
01:28 < MillerBoss> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNJIJbQ1T_U
01:28 <+layer-eight> * MillerBoss →  YouTube → Brooks & Dunn - Put A Girl In It → ⚘ 2,691,990 ↑ 5,345 ↓ 146 ✍ 445 → * Content Restrictions
01:28 < admiralspark> ServChan: get ugly
01:28 < ServChan> admiralspark I am already so you lose lmao
01:29 < admiralspark> :( poor ServChan
01:29 < ServChan> admiralspark I need your good looks and charm
01:29 < ServChan> and that nice Porsche
01:31 < admiralspark> you had me until you said german brick shithouse
01:32 < MillerBoss> Until you but ServChan in it, you ain't got nothing
01:33 < admiralspark> hahahaha
01:33 < ServChan> what shoe size you wear admiralspark
01:34 < admiralspark> none. Free love and bare feet
01:35 < MillerBoss> https://www.techmeme.com/180508/p49#a180508p49
01:35 <+layer-eight> * MillerBoss →  Techmeme: Breakdown of how Google Duplex works, with several audio examples of how the assistant would interact over the phone, handling interruptions, elaborating, more (Google AI Blog)
01:35 < MillerBoss> This is nuts. Check the examples
01:36 < MillerBoss> Talk to robots over the phone has a new meaning
01:36 < admiralspark> can someone confirm for me, is Iran bombing syria rn?
01:37 < admiralspark> radio reporters reported it but cant find any confirmation anywhere
01:37 < MillerBoss> Scroll through here https://twitter.com/search?f=tweets&vertical=news&q=syria&src=tyah
01:37 <+layer-eight> * MillerBoss →  News about syria on Twitter
01:38 < MillerBoss> The MSM decides what to share and not to share
01:38 < MillerBoss> https://www.timesofisrael.com/idf-alerts-golan-residents-over-abnormal-iranian-movement-in-syria/
01:38 <+layer-eight> * MillerBoss →  IDF puts Golan on alert over 'abnormal' Iranian movement in Syria | The Times of Israel
01:44 < ServChan> poopsie daisie
01:51 < ServChan> JollyRgrs has a thick vagina
01:58 < ServChan> don't tell his wife
01:58 < misspwn> t h i c c
01:58 < misspwn> what a great convo to walk in on
01:58 < ServChan> misspwn how do you like it
01:59 < misspwn> how do i like vaginas?
01:59 < ServChan> position
01:59 < ServChan> hahah
01:59 < misspwn> probably napping
01:59 < misspwn> oh that wasn't an option was it?
01:59 < ServChan> sure is
02:00 < misspwn> yeah i'd rather take a nap
02:00 < ServChan> you'll need it afterwards
02:00 < gnupluslinux> what have i returned to
02:00 < ServChan> haha
02:01 < misspwn> why do people say that? like what kinda marathon sessions are you having that require a nap
02:01 < ServChan> smokin blunts
02:01 < ServChan> napping
02:01 < misspwn> eating butts and blunts
02:01 < misspwn> yeah i guess i'd want to take a nap too
02:01 < ServChan> sounds about right
02:03 < m4221> Hey Sousapro, plop
02:12 <@NinjaStyle> Joyner Lucas is pretty good
02:15 < precise> So I'm looking to buy this lawnmower, https://detroit.craigslist.org/wyn/sys/d/dell-poweredge-2950-rack/6559403050.html
02:15 < precise> Thoughts?
02:16 <@NinjaStyle> i wouldnt
02:16 <+layer-eight> * precise →  dell poweredge 2950 rack server - computers - by owner - electronics sale
02:16 < m4221> precise: put your fingers in yhe mowing deck
02:17 < Nightcinder> yay i fixed autodiscover
02:17 < Nightcinder> i can use email without vpn/owa again
02:17 < precise> m4221: Ok, now what
02:17 < nohusuro> morning o7
02:17 < precise> sup
02:17 < m4221> precise: wait until there is blood gushing
02:18 < precise> Ok
02:18 < m4221> precise: and lots of pain
02:18 < precise> ok
02:18 < nohusuro> what if he feels no pain?!
02:19 < precise> abakedapplepie: wot
02:19 < Gencade> precise, wot
02:20 < precise> cryptic1, wot
02:20 < Gencade> DrGibby|,
02:20 <@cryptic1> ?
02:20 < Casteil> https://i.imgur.com/NAlYl4S.jpg damn that looks like something straight out of an apocalypse movie
02:20 <+layer-eight> * Casteil →  IMAGE/JPEG Document, 354,985 bytes
02:20 < Gencade> cryptic1, hi
02:20 < Gencade> I am here for my daily op duties cryptic1
02:20 <@NinjaStyle> Casteil: thats some shit out of This Is The End
02:20 < precise> cryptic1: Hi
02:21 < precise> cryptic1: How have you been?
02:21 < Casteil> https://www.facebook.com/travis.sanders.35/videos/1914908885195696/ < And the guy that lives in the house with the green roof posting some video
02:21 <+layer-eight> * Casteil →  Travis Sanders - See https://www.facebook.com/lavanews/...
02:21 < gnupluslinux> cryptic1, make me a sandwich
02:22 <@NinjaStyle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9iDuaiM_Us
02:22 <+layer-eight> * NinjaStyle →  YouTube → This Is The End 2013 (Earthquake) → ⚘ 491,860 ↑ 1,953 ↓ 121 ✍ 559
02:23 <@NinjaStyle> i like the part where rhianna falls in
02:25 < m4221> Suck my chicken Gencade
02:25 < Gencade> why
02:25 < m4221> For winning
02:26 < Gencade> oh
02:26 < Gencade> sorry
02:26  * m4221 troutslaps Gencade 
02:26 <@NinjaStyle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIKPJlKHKxg&has_verified=1
02:26 <+layer-eight> * NinjaStyle →  YouTube → Michael Cera   This Is The End     Best Scenes → ⚘ 1,782,324 ↑ 7,299 ↓ 227 ✍ 705
02:26 < Gencade> m4221, how could you do this
02:26 < m4221> Gencade: simple, no +b in #crude
02:27 < m4221> Errr
02:27 < Gencade> dont do it I like that chan
02:27 < m4221> #donger
02:30 < precise> TIL freenode has a MemoServ
02:30 < precise> Huh
02:31 < enix> Thanks for the help earlier guys
02:31 < enix> Weirdest interview ever; basically a hi and bye with some random exec
02:31 < enix> So far I have been asked ZERO technical questions....
02:31 < enix> and that was teh second interview which is typically a grilling process.
02:33 < sadbox> enix: I had all kinds of weird ass interviews when interviewing w/ startups
02:33 < m4221> Gencade, precise: suck it
02:33 < Gencade> m4221, I would have won if precise didn't join
02:33 < sadbox> one of them was just a founder talking to me about twisted
02:33 < sadbox> like the python lib
02:33 < sadbox> no questions
02:33 < sadbox> just
02:33 < sadbox> really wanted to talk about twisted
02:34 < enix> at least it was somewhat technical
02:34 < enix> I've been stressing about the technical aspect because that's what I suck at in interviews. Fantastic IRL; suck at in interviews because I'm so bloody blunt. But no tech discussion at all
02:34 < enix> I can't tell if there's noone there that can ask the questions
02:35 < m4221> enix: bluntly, you just suck
02:35 < m4221> Jk
02:35 < precise> Gencade: REKT Gencade in #donger
02:35 < Gencade> I did
02:36 < misspwn> enix, i hate technical interviews
02:36 < misspwn> everything i know basically hides until after
02:36 < enix> Or what I don't know. Have they decided on hiring me so they don't really care? Surely not. They'd ask me about pay and such, right? They keep asking when I can move up to take the job, so surely that counts for something. I'm also asking for a very standard amount of time before commencing a new role; 5 to 6 weeks (notice of resignationa + 1-2 weeks relocation/readjustment)
02:36 < enix> They have decided I can tell that much; but have they decided on me? Or have they decided on someone else so they're not really pushing the interviews very long? seven minute 2nd interview...
02:37 < enix> I fucking hate not knowing something :@
02:37 < misspwn> well it could be one of two things. 1)it was a courtesy to do the 2nd interview 2)they are doing a courtesy and are going to make you an offer
02:37 < enix> Yeah but which is it
02:37 < misspwn> i seriously doubt they would want to waste their time
02:38 < enix> Wouldn't they ask about pay in the second interview? I dont get it
02:38 < precise> nuuu
02:38 < enix> 830am interview; they've come in early to conduct it with me and to be considerate of my 9am starting time
02:38 < enix> I don't understand T_T
02:38 < Gencade> <@dongerdong> Gencade REKT precise
02:39 <@NinjaStyle> enix: was this an internal job?
02:39 < misspwn> so they didn't have to come in early to do it. they are taking a chance on you. even if you do not get it at least you can appreciate them taking that time to meet with you
02:39 < misspwn> some places have multiple interviews. i've had 4 at a place before which i guess is not uncommon
02:41 <@JollyRgrs> usually 1 interview w/ direct manager, 1 interview with THEIR mgr/director (if you pass)... somewhere in there an interview with HR and maybe a team interview or if you count the recruiter interview
02:41 < Gencade> I've only worked at two places, one had 5 interviews, one at 1
02:42 < enix> NinjaStyle Interviewed at another company for a fulltime role
02:42 <+CheckYourSix> My process for this job was interview with VP, interview with HR, interview with direct manager. I knew I had it when I walked out. Got the offer 10 days later
02:42 < enix> misspwn: yeah my partner had the same thing in one of her interviews
02:42 <@JollyRgrs> enix: discussion about pay isn't until they are ready to make an offer (most likely vetted through HR)
02:42 < enix> Hm true
02:42 < enix> HR has been present for all interviews, so skip a step there
02:42 <@JollyRgrs> i don't even bring up money in my interviews...
02:43 <@JollyRgrs> now, recruiters, that's a diff story
02:43 <@JollyRgrs> i can bring up money all day with them
02:43 <+CheckYourSix> Yeah, don't bring up money in interviews.
02:43 <@JollyRgrs> enix: did HR ask any questions or were they just present?
02:43 < enix> I made it past the resume/cover letter sceening, met with IT manager and met with someone else but I dont know their position; HR manager present for each interview
02:43 < enix> HR asked the standard HR questions
02:43 <@JollyRgrs> ok
02:43 < misspwn> my most recent job. i applied and then got called in for an interview and then interviewed with the CFO and COO. i didn't actually interview with the mangaer and then i got offered the job hah
02:43 < m4221> CheckYourSix: unless it is in a legal brothel in nevada
02:43 < enix> IT manager didn't really get too technical, but tbh they use Zimbra and in my cover letter I fucking nailed explaining that in about five lines.
02:43 <@NinjaStyle> my current job went recruiter > my direct supervisor > his direct supervisor > offer
02:43 <@JollyRgrs> enix: describe a time in which you were interviewing for a position and did not get it
02:44 <@JollyRgrs> enix: describe a time in which you had a conflict with a coworker and how did you resolve it?
02:44 < enix> JollyRgrs: I legit didn't get questions like that
02:44 < misspwn> > describe a time that you fucked something up at work and fixed it
02:44 <@JollyRgrs> enix: not all companies do
02:44 <@JollyRgrs> i hate those ?s though
02:44 <+CheckYourSix> Those questions are so fucking annoying
02:44 <@JollyRgrs> some are good though, just hard to answer
02:44 <@JollyRgrs> some are just stupid
02:44 <+CheckYourSix> Basically just lie your ass off
02:45 <@JollyRgrs> yup\
02:45 <+CheckYourSix> Interviews are about who can bullshit the best off the top of their head
02:45 < enix> JollyRgrs: I've interviewed for two different companies; first one was a multinational conglomerate and they asked those standard questions,this second one I'm kinda hoping for is an Australian owned zoo which is pretty chill
02:45 < nohusuro> enix: if they decide on you, which is sounds like they might. They will put forward the pay in their official offer.
02:45 < nohusuro> It's then for you to counter offer, or not.
02:45 < enix> But no negotiation?
02:45 < enix> Right
02:46 < enix> Okay see I've never had to do that. I've dictated my rate at every job interview and accepted their count offer which is normally a couple grand less so the hiring manager feels good
02:46 <+CheckYourSix> I dunno if it's different in AUS land, but in 'Murica, you should *ALWAYS* counter. Even if you're happy with the offer
02:46 < enix> Honestly I'm so accustomed to dictating it, I'm not really comfortable countering
02:46 <@NinjaStyle> i consider myself bad at interviews but i have never really had a hard time getting jobs with decent offers
02:46 < nohusuro> at which point you can say something like, "Considering the move and change in living expenses, I am looking at being paid between x and y."
02:46 < misspwn> enix, i tried to negotiate a higher wage and they said they couldn't offer me higher because budgets and i accepted. i was hoping for more but the pay was fine and an increase from my previous role. part of that is because they asked me what my prior salary was and i lied
02:46 < enix> My theory is; if I ask for 80 and they offer 70, I'll take 70 and be on 80 in twelve months lol
02:46 < misspwn> i had a feeling that if i said what i got paid before they wouldn't have offered me much more
02:47 <+CheckYourSix> enix: Shoot higher than you're looking for then
02:47 < nohusuro> enix: each place is different I guess
02:47 < nohusuro> an MSP I worked out offered only their advertised rate
02:47 < misspwn> i was like yeah i made about 43k a year....
02:47 < nohusuro> this company I work for now asked straight out of the gate how much I was looking for
02:47 < misspwn> totaly not true
02:47 <+CheckYourSix> misspwn: Bad idea. A) Don't EVER give them previous salary. B) Don't lie. I've seen offers pulled at the end over a lie about previous salary because the person couldn't back it up
02:47 < enix> misspwn: someone tried that on me; "Whats you current pay" "Monthly. What's your budget for a new staffer?" "Oh I cant discuss that" "Oh dont worry I'm not going to ask for the maximum... " "maximum 80-90k" "cool I want 90k" *interviewer face shocked* "nah just kidding; 75k is fine" *job offer comes through: 80k*
02:47 < misspwn> back it up how? proof?
02:47 <@NinjaStyle> i recently got a 50% pay increase 100% due to how i handled the negotiation
02:48 < nohusuro> CheckYourSix: I always over value my salary
02:48 < nohusuro> always
02:48 <+CheckYourSix> Yes. They may ask for pay stubs or W2. At least megacorps will
02:48 <+CheckYourSix> nohusuro: Until you get asked for proof one day
02:48 < misspwn> if a company asks me for my pay stub i don't want to work for them
02:48 < nohusuro> by at least a decent margin to give them an opportunity to under cut it while still giving me a decent 15-20% raise
02:48 < sadbox> CheckYourSix: if you're willing to lie why wouldn't you just refuse to give them a paystub
02:48 < enix> yeah if they ask always say higher
02:48 < nohusuro> CheckYourSix: it's negotiation, there's no need to provide proof
02:49 < enix> because if they think you're a level 1 earning 80k, then you must be a fucking good level 1
02:49 < nohusuro> you only need to prove how much you earn to the tax people, not your employer
02:49 < misspwn> but really CheckYourSix if they ask me what i made at my prior job i'm just supposed to go "i refuse to answer that?"
02:49 <+CheckYourSix> sadbox: Because if you can't prove it or aren't willing to, they might pull the offer. If they'll go to the extent of asking for it, they might stick to that
02:49 <+CheckYourSix> misspwn: Yes, but in a much nicer way
02:49 < misspwn> how would you phrase it
02:49 < nohusuro> I've never really had an interviewer ask how much I was earning at my previous job
02:49 < nohusuro> they usually phrase it, "How much are you looking to earn?"
02:50 < misspwn> i've had it go both ways, in an application many times it asks what you made prior or what you want your salary to be
02:50 <@NinjaStyle> misspwn: "i'm targeting between <100% of what you want> and <way more than that>"
02:50 < MadCamel> company I'm applying at, I spoke directly with the team lead then a conf. call with the team, nailed the technical interview and they decided on me, but getting through HR is hard. HR gave me some laughable number over 60k below market-rate for the position and has dragged out negotiations for over a month. So, er, watch out for HR.
02:50 < misspwn> HR has a number range i know i've seen the files
02:50 < misspwn> i've seen the shit accidentally left at the printers
02:50 <@NinjaStyle> i get asked my current salary in almost 100% of interviews
02:51 <+CheckYourSix> "Just like the salary of your employees is private between you and them, mine is private between my employer and me. I'm looking for a salary between $x and $y, depending on benefits and other compensation."
02:51 <@NinjaStyle> every time i have told them, they offer a 15% pay raise
02:51 <+CheckYourSix> You can also steer it back to how you'll be a big benefit to them after you say that
02:51 < sadbox> CheckYourSix: I wouldn't even say "between x and y" if you could help it
02:51 < misspwn> my previous role had a salary between 15-25 an hour...they certainly didn't offer me anywhere close to 20
02:51 < sadbox> Let them name a number
02:52 <+CheckYourSix> sadbox: Well yeah, but if they absolutely refuse to offer first, you shoot high. Set $x at what you'd be 100% happy at, set $y at a good bit more than that."
02:52 < misspwn> so this time as a woman i took the chance and said i made more than i did to play the field and it worked out in my favor
02:52 < MadCamel> I concur. Aim high.
02:52 < sadbox> misspwn: I dig it yo
02:52 < sadbox> misspwn: women get jacked in salaries, I would have done the same thing
02:53 < misspwn> like i'm sure if i said i made 35k a year they would have offered me 38
02:53 < misspwn> slight bump ect
02:53 <+CheckYourSix> Yup
02:53 <@NinjaStyle> the trick is you set the range, then you negotiate up within your own range
02:53 <+CheckYourSix> When an employer says "What's your current salary?" they're really saying how little can I pay you and still bring you on board?
02:53 < misspwn> i think i'm close to 44k now which is fair i wouldn't take less than 42
02:53 < m4221> It is really weird training a new hire especially when her mother works in your department
02:54 < nohusuro> misspwn: USD?
02:54 <+CheckYourSix> Accept $x if you get lots of vacation, good bonus, etc. If they have shit benefits and won't give more, go more towards $y
02:54 <@NinjaStyle> between 120 and 145, but x y and z make me exceptionally good for this position, that way they offer you above your low number
02:54 < misspwn> Nostalg14c, yeah hourly it is 20.00 and some change
02:54 < misspwn> way more than i was making
02:55 < JK-47> Ok my brain hurts. finished visioing a proposal. 7 racks of shitMC moving to 1/2 rack of pure/rubrik. booya.  The before visio took 5 hours.  the after visio, 10 minutes.
02:55 <@NinjaStyle> CheckYourSix: they also will throw a bunch of BS about how " its a 10% raise, yadda yadda"
02:55 < misspwn> i too also work at an MSP
02:55 < misspwn> so i took that into consideration with pay knowing that it's not going to pay as high as other places might but i am fine with it for now
02:55 < misspwn> gotta gain XP
02:56 < sadbox> misspwn: you've worked at an MSP for too long, you should be getting rid of XP
02:56 < sadbox> update to 7 or something
02:56 < misspwn> hahah
02:56 <+CheckYourSix> NinjaStyle: If they said that I'd probably respond with something along the lines of "I was an expecting a real offer, not an insult"
02:56 <@NinjaStyle> lol that could go bad too
02:56 < misspwn> sadbox, upgrayyyyydes
02:57 <+CheckYourSix> I wouldn't care. If the company is only trying to get me to jump ship for 10%, they can fuck off.
02:57 < sadbox> CheckYourSix: NinjaStyle I audibly laughed at a recruiter once
02:57 < sadbox> and they apologized for the offer
02:57 < sadbox> (it was for 78k in mountain view!)
02:57 < misspwn> sadbox, i've done that too, they wanted 8 years exp or a bachelors for under 30k a year and i was like looooooooooool
02:57 <+CheckYourSix> sadbox: Haha. I think killdash9 got offered a ridiculously low amount once too. Something like $20/hour or some shit... I think he had his RHCA at the time too
02:57 <+CheckYourSix> sadbox: Rofl!!!!
02:58 <+CheckYourSix> sadbox: Minimum wage is pretty insulting isn't it?
02:58 < sadbox> idk if 78k in MV would even count as minimum wage
02:58 < misspwn> lemme tell you about minimum wage pal.... i'm all for that bumping to 10 or hell even 15/hr but you know these tech companies aren't going to up their wages to reflect that
02:59 <+CheckYourSix> I'm not at all for going to $15/hour. Gonna lose a lot of jobs that way
02:59 < hug> What do tech companies have to do with minimum wage?
03:00 < JK-47> 40k is basically tech minimum wage for helpdesk grunts that only know how to reboot a pc.
03:00 < JK-47> you can make that in retail
03:00 < misspwn> if you are an entry level person making $15 an hour and someone from mcdonalds comes over maybe fresh out of highschool or a couple years out and minimumw age is increased to that you will see people ditching fast food chains to get a semi cush office job
03:01 < sadbox> JK-47: HP did their best to not pay people that much when I was in AR
03:01 < misspwn> i know i'm exagerrating it
03:01 < sadbox> I earned 16.50/hr and was admining HP-UX + windows
03:01 < MadCamel> Was lowballed so hard by a recruiter I started asking if there was a mistake, if the position was the same one advertised, etc. And they didn't backpedal at all! Ended up having to speak with the person I did the technical interview with, who was downright insulted by the recruiter's offer as well and worked internally to get things into a reasonable ballpark
03:01 < JK-47> Suckers born every day
03:01 <+CheckYourSix> MadCamel: Recruiter was probably trying to pocket like 80% of it lol
03:02 < misspwn> little irony in working for the company that i am at now. we support the recruiting company that dicked around trying to find me jobs i was not even close to qualifying for and sending me into interviews blind
03:03 < misspwn> and i had to go there to fix their stuff like oh hey
03:04 < MadCamel> Awkward. If you didn't lightly troll them you're a better human than I
03:05 < misspwn> oh i kept that silent and took care of bidnass but kinda chuckled while i put out their fires. almost everyone's email got compromised
03:05 < misspwn> email, linkedin, etc
03:05 < misspwn> for an IT recruiting company to not know common practice
03:05 < JK-47> Why do you assume they know anything about IT?
03:06 < JK-47> They know how to search a system for buzzwords.
03:06 < misspwn> well i would hope that they know more than a checklist but yeah obviously i gave them the benefit of the doubt not having worked with a recruiting company before
03:06 < JK-47> Plus they probably hire lowball applicants to do their work.
03:07 < misspwn> they weren't jerks or anything, just kept sending me to things because of certain buzzwords like you mentioned on my resume
03:08 < rpifan> hello misspwn i hate my job
03:08 < gnupluslinux> anyone here do TAM work?
03:08 < misspwn> rpifan, sit with me and i'll feed you kraft mac n cheese and pigs in a blanket
03:09 < rpifan> whts tam
03:09 < rpifan> misspwn, will yu really?
03:09 <+CheckYourSix> Technical Account Manager
03:09 < misspwn> tam stands for tiddies and man boobs
03:09 < rpifan> actually
03:10 < misspwn> wait... TAM means they show clients how to download more ram
03:10 < rpifan> i think thats my job
03:10 < rpifan> i do tech support for the account managers
03:10 < packeteer> misspwn | wait... TAM means they show clients how to download more ram  <- lol
03:10 < rpifan> my title has technical support representative
03:10 <+CheckYourSix> No, TAM is an account manager who knows his shit
03:11 < misspwn> a technical account manager for us would be someone that handles new and existing clients and helps them determine what what kinda specs would best suit them
03:11 < misspwn> i.e pc builds and such
03:11 <+CheckYourSix> Hence the "Technical" part
03:11 < rpifan> i wish i had that job
03:11 < rpifan> my job is shit
03:11 < JK-47> pc builds lulz.
03:11 < rpifan> absoute shit
03:11 < rpifan> boring
03:11 < rpifan> useless
03:11 < rpifan> mind numbing and zero reward
03:11 < misspwn> they order the parts and we put it together lel
03:11 <+CheckYourSix> You've hated every job you've had... At least since you joined this channel
03:11 < misspwn> but they still have to know technical stuff
03:11 < rpifan> its true
03:11 < rpifan> i hate most jobs
03:11 < rpifan> but not all
03:12 < rpifan> in fact some of the ones i like ive been fired from
03:12 < packeteer> work is a 4 letter word
03:12 < sadbox> rpifan: don't get fired then, yo
03:12 < rpifan> well i dont like this job but i need the money to move to europe
03:12 < rpifan> so im taking a lot of deep breathes
03:13 < rpifan> its just so frustrating
03:13 < rpifan> we arent allowed to touch anything really
03:13 < rpifan> we dont talk to clients
03:13 < rpifan> we are the lowest of the low
03:13 < rpifan> if we cant fix it, it goes to the devs
03:13 < rpifan> we have no access to log
03:13 < rpifan> if we want to make changes we gotta ask the devs
03:14 < JK-47> So why arent you studying at the moment to get a better one?
03:14 < rpifan> im not learning any cool new technologies or being challenged to find new solutions
03:14 < rpifan> i am
03:14 < MadCamel> see how much nothing you can get away with being paid for doing
03:14 < JK-47> Less typing, more ansible.
03:14 < rpifan> sigh
03:14 < rpifan> i just cant
03:14 < rpifan> yes ive been workign on python scripting to automate our wor
03:14 < rpifan> i showed it at the stand up touch
03:15 < rpifan> i was greated with a meh
03:15 < sadbox> rpifan: that's cause nobody is impressed w/ python any more
03:15 < JK-47> Fill your github with new things. Apply for new job.
03:15 < sadbox> should have written it in rust
03:15 < JK-47> Devops engineer. $$
03:15 <@NinjaStyle> JK-47: ++
03:15 < rpifan> actually
03:15 < rpifan> they are writing the mobile app in rust
03:15 < rpifan> i think
03:15 <@NinjaStyle> a good github goes a long way
03:15 < sadbox> rpifan: there you go, go work on that
03:15 < rpifan> no its react native
03:15 < packeteer> skilled devops is big $$ here
03:15 < gnupluslinux> i should public a few more repos
03:16 < rpifan> well they wont let me
03:16 < sadbox> packeteer: yeah boi
03:16 < gnupluslinux> its like 95% private
03:16 < rpifan> also i dont really want t obe a devops guy but i guess thats where the industry has gone
03:16 < rpifan> i want to be a sysadmin
03:16 < packeteer> sadbox: over 150k
03:16 < rpifan> ol school
03:16 < rpifan> BOFH
03:16 < sadbox> packeteer: yeah boi
03:16 < packeteer> sadbox: that is AUD though
03:17 < sadbox> packeteer: salaries are p high all over for it tbh
03:17 < gnupluslinux> i wouldnt mind being in aus sometimes tbh
03:17 < packeteer> rpifan: modern sysadmin is almost indistinguishable from devops
03:17 < gnupluslinux> aus friends always seem to have like a full half fucking year off
03:17 < sadbox> packeteer: I'm sure there's a few of us in here
03:17 < rpifan> yea
03:17 < rpifan> thats what ive heard
03:17 < rpifan> so ive been learning ansible
03:17 < JK-47> Sysadmins are the devops guys, and devops guys are the sysadmins.  No one pointy clickies anymore.  Only dumbasses that are legacy fluff.
03:17 < gnupluslinux> JK-47, i wish that were true
03:18 < gnupluslinux> still plenty of hold outs and people trying to hop in
03:18 < JK-47> If you arent you are a few years from unempooable.
03:18 < packeteer> rpifan: that's a good start. also add ci/cd
03:18 < gnupluslinux> cli is scary, plz2b gib clickly
03:18 < rpifan> true
03:18 < rpifan> CI / CD
03:18 < rpifan> but im certianlt not gonna learn at my current job
03:18 < rpifan> im just looking for work in europe now
03:19 < JK-47> What I was designing tonight for a customer wipes our legacy and pointy clickiness.   https://i.imgur.com/frtcVEQ.png
03:19 <+layer-eight> * JK-47 →  IMAGE/PNG Document, 1,266,191 bytes
03:20 < packeteer> rpifan: throw in some knowledge of AWS and you're a serious devoips guy
03:20 < JK-47> onprem architecture to be fully automated and step towards phase 2 which is automated hybrid scaleout
03:21 < packeteer> JK-47: that is some crazy hardware
03:21 < packeteer> I haven;t touched real hardware in years :/
03:21 < packeteer> I miss it sometimes
03:21 < JK-47> There's always a server behind the scenes somewhere.  There is no cloud.
03:21 < rpifan> well the only thing we have for aws that were allowed to touch is the dns
03:21 < rpifan> and even then
03:21 < rpifan> they have some crazy system
03:22 < rpifan> and n one will explain
03:22 < packeteer> JK-47: other peoples servers
03:22 < packeteer> rpifan: get yourself a free account and start playing. only takes a few months to get skilled
03:23 < rpifan> i do
03:23 < rpifan> i was running a monero miner on aws
03:23 < JK-47> Just set a budget quota to alert you. known quite a few that gott big bills since they went above free tier.
03:23 < packeteer> and dont forget to use terraform to build it
03:23 < rpifan> the other dya i asked on our general slack if we had centralized logging and they tol dme to just make a ticket if we had any isues
03:23 < rpifan> there just not interested
03:23 < rpifan> yes terraform ugh
03:23 < rpifan> these new things
03:23 < rpifan> terraforms and vagrants
03:24 < packeteer> it's not that difficult, just seems that way initially :)
03:24 < packeteer> vagrant is EASY
03:24 < rpifan> too much technology
03:24 < packeteer> vagrant is made for dumb devs ;)
03:24 < rpifan> i actually interview via skype for a german company as a senior devops guy
03:25 < packeteer> I've got a mate who used to work in Germany, but his parents were german, so the transition was to difficult. he's mad skilled tho
03:26 < packeteer> built out a huge aws setup (cost over 100k a month)
03:26 < rpifan> packeteer, could u aybe ask him about german positions
03:26 < JK-47> Meh. That's not huge.
03:26 < rpifan> im really working my ass at this dead end job just to go
03:28 < packeteer> JK-47: yeah true, my last company was 250k a month
03:29 < rpifan> my boss the tech lead is nice
03:29 < rpifan> but she is the only tech femla person
03:29 < JK-47> A local hospital near here will spend at least that just on their already deduped backup data in S3 and Glacier.
03:29 < rpifan> i think there is some sexism going on
03:35 < enix> windows 10 is 100% not "production ready"
03:35 < enix> between constant issues with the start menu, windows defender on VM's, driver crashes etc it's just a hunk of shit.
03:36 < enix> I would much rather use puppylinux from 2009.
03:36 < rpifan> im a human puppy
03:36 < enix> get ready to be used
03:37 < packeteer> enix: I know a lot of people that would disagree, but yes, linux is generally more stable. even osx is still decent, tho a lot of dev people I know are moving to windows with Linux subsystem
03:38 < enix> packeteer: yeah for devs it's fine. devs will put up with little nuances, like windows defender taking up 100% ram
03:38 < enix> but i can't even disable it easily
03:38 < enix> Why the fuck is it pre-installed for fucks sake
03:38 < precise> The chans are quiet tonight
03:38 < packeteer> enix: to protect is n00bs
03:38 < rpifan> its tuesday
03:38 < enix> packeteer: that's the issue isnt it
03:38 < enix> Comptuers are going "user friendly" but they're completely half assed and quite honestly; user friendly means bringing more idiots into the fold
03:39 < enix> You can even say it's generational. The worst are "wantrepenuers" who try to moneytize all this different shit
03:39 < rpifan> idk abut that
03:39 < rpifan> my mom isnt tech savy
03:39 < JK-47> You assume most people will continue to use standard old fashioned computers for most of their work or consumerism.
03:39 < rpifan> and yet
03:39 < rpifan> i have her on linux
03:39 < rpifan> and ive taught her basic basic cli usage
03:39 < enix> rpifan: you're mums fucking dope
03:39 < Hunterkll> enix, we don't see any of the problems you listed over 6000 workstations
03:40 < Hunterkll> running win10
03:40 < enix> Hunterkll: do you run anti virus
03:40 < Hunterkll> yes
03:40 < Hunterkll> SCCM managed defender
03:40 < Hunterkll> aka SCEP
03:40 < enix> weird
03:40 < Hunterkll> as well as a slew of other shit
03:40 < enix> look i've just never had a good experience with windows 10 across multiple machines
03:41 < Hunterkll> like, in addition to AV
03:41 < enix> we had about 2000 at my last job, and we decided we wanted to wait until windows 7 was eol
03:41 < Hunterkll> like Fireeye HX agents, carbon black, digital guardian, powerbroker, etc
03:41 < Hunterkll> i'm surprised our shit works at all
03:41 <@JollyRgrs> enix: why is defender taking up RAM?
03:41 <@JollyRgrs> mine doesn't
03:41 < Hunterkll> ^
03:41 < rpifan> also grandma is running elementary os
03:41 < Hunterkll> enix, we're still rolling 1607 right now as our stock image, but we have 5 monmths left before we're forced off of it... we're pushing upgrades out soon
03:41 < rpifan> and i got her an android phone
03:41 < Hunterkll> going to 1709
03:41 <@JollyRgrs> only issues i have in enterprise deployment is that we're too cheap to pay for enterprise so we can't use certain GPOs to lock down or customize like we'd like to control
03:42 < Hunterkll> I have the only 1803 device in the company so far
03:42 < Hunterkll> :p
03:42 <@JollyRgrs> Hunterkll: dang, y'all are kinda behind
03:42 < Hunterkll> i left my SCCM agent broken so it'd hit windows update
03:42 < Hunterkll> :D
03:42 < Hunterkll> tomorrow i'll fix the sccm agent
03:42 < Hunterkll> :D
03:42 < enix> JK-47: what I want is for someone to develop an extremely stable system, without all this extra 'fluff' like having advertisements on my lock screen. An OS that's just an OS; then you hand pick what you want your computer to do
03:42 <@JollyRgrs> Hunterkll: i like the new task mgr
03:42 < enix> i also want this fucking phone to shut the fuck up fucking hell
03:42 <@JollyRgrs> little green leaf next to suspended processes, etc
03:42 < Hunterkll> lol
03:42 <@JollyRgrs> looks like they pre-load windows photos and video now
03:42 < Hunterkll> yea i don't get this "advertising" complaints BS
03:42 <@JollyRgrs> to make opening previews faster, i'm sure
03:42 < Hunterkll> like, there isn't exactlly much more than was in 7 and 8.1
03:43 < enix> Hunterkll: it's a matter of 'why would i want that'
03:43 < rpifan> use gnu / linux
03:43 < Hunterkll> kill the MSE and don't worry about it
03:43 < enix> rpifan: I personally do
03:43 < Hunterkll> or manage shit properly
03:43 < Hunterkll> :D
03:43 <@JollyRgrs>  the only thing i really don't like is win10 trying to tell me i should go back to edge with notifications, etc.
03:43 < SleePy> We plan on testing 1803 in the next few weeks and get it out in June / July.
03:43 < Hunterkll> rpifan, WSL made it possible for me to finally get rid of almost all my linux VMs and workstations
03:43 < Hunterkll> lol
03:43 <@JollyRgrs> i understand their angle, but it annoys me
03:43 < enix> rpifan: our software runs in windows and I have my system in a 'bleeding edge' configuration so that I can see clients and new weird issues aren't exactly new/unexpected to me
03:43 < rpifan> hate WSL
03:43 <@JollyRgrs> that's it... and i can handle that... esp since they offered win10 for free to me
03:43 < Hunterkll> JollyRgrs, we enforce edge as our default browser for security purposes
03:43 < Hunterkll> lol
03:43 < rpifan> fucken edge
03:44 < enix> Hunterkll: i would quit your company just for that
03:44 < Hunterkll> it's got all the EMET shit baked in and then it goes above and beyond
03:44 <@JollyRgrs> we worked around win10 pro by just enforcing enterprise mode list
03:44 < SleePy> Hunterkll: Did you upgrade from 1709 to 1803 with WOL setup?  Did it break?
03:44 < Hunterkll> it's been proven to mitigate 0-days in shit like font engines
03:44 < Hunterkll> ... WOL?
03:44 < Hunterkll> wake on lan?
03:44 < SleePy> *WSL
03:44 < Hunterkll> oh
03:44 < Hunterkll> uh
03:44 < Hunterkll> idk
03:44 <@JollyRgrs> SleePy: i did
03:44 < SleePy> I'm thinking WOL in my head :P
03:44 <@JollyRgrs> it kinda broke it... but i think i just needed to apt-get upgrade a bunch
03:44 < Hunterkll> on my personal shit i've been running skip-ahead insider / fast ring since before win10 was released
03:44 < Hunterkll> so it brokes all the time
03:44 < Hunterkll> :P
03:44 < Hunterkll> my work machine i haven't got WSL setup yet
03:44 <@JollyRgrs> b/c my bash on ubuntu on windows is working again, but so is my kali that i DLed from the store
03:45 < Hunterkll> gotta figure out how to do it with the non-store-access way
03:45 < SleePy> JollyRgrs: Ouch, hopefully they can fix that in the future.  I wanted to deploy WSL to my laptop but was afraid to do it until it was more stable.
03:45 < Hunterkll> not having winodws store access or sideload access is really pissing me off
03:45 < Hunterkll> i don't have any of the surface pen/dial management apps or anything
03:45 <@JollyRgrs> SleePy: well, now you're supposed to DL "ubuntu" from the win store
03:45 < Hunterkll> nor the dispaly adapter stuff to update my wireless display thing's firmware
03:45 < Hunterkll> etc
03:45 < SleePy> I need to find a ssh wrapper for bash as well once I have WSL.  So I can just do ssh user@host and have keys take over and stuff just work
03:45 < Hunterkll> not having store access is retarded
03:45 < Hunterkll> :D
03:45 <@JollyRgrs> i assume bash on ubuntu on windows will be deprecated in the future
03:46 < Hunterkll> it already is
03:46 < SleePy> Whats changing there?
03:46 < Hunterkll> that original 'bash' thing was just the first iteration before they got the containerizing worked out
03:46 <@JollyRgrs> yeah
03:46 <@JollyRgrs> i figured as such
03:46 < SleePy> Ahh, well I haven't tried that even
03:46 <@JollyRgrs> now that they have ubuntu in the store, it makes no sense to have bash on ubuntu
03:46 < rpifan> my system only has the bah thing
03:46 < rpifan> bash
03:46 < rpifan> its not running all th eother stuff
03:47 < rpifan> still hate it
03:47 < JK-47> Cygwin, running bash on windows for 2 decades now.
03:47 < Hunterkll> yea
03:47 < Hunterkll> sucks it doesn't have solaris binary compatability yet
03:47 < Hunterkll> JK-47, WSL is a little bit different than recompiled software running in win32 space...
03:47 < JK-47> No it doesnt
03:47 <@JollyRgrs> JK-47: cygwin is a pita for me, wasn't really worth it
03:47 < enix> omg this vm is running like shit
03:47 <@JollyRgrs> i tried it before
03:47 < enix> can't even use the start menu
03:47 < SleePy> JollyRgrs: I think you where helping me last night with my WOL issue.  I stumbled onto this today and haven't had time to test it: https://social.technet.microsoft.com/Forums/windows/en-US/6909b30f-f71d-4dc6-9c42-12db1d38944f/computers-go-back-to-sleep-2-minutes-after-remote-wakeup?forum=w7itprogeneral
03:47 < enix> keeps closing. it wont actually search for any apps when i type it in
03:47 < enix> fucking hell
03:48 < Hunterkll> JK-47, WSL is actually a reimplementation of the linux kernel ABI/interfaces so that unmodified binaries can run, and it's at the same layer as win32, not above it or any type of emulation layer/wrapper
03:48 <@JollyRgrs> SleePy: yeah, i was thinking about that myself
03:48 < Hunterkll> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Architecture_of_Windows_NT#/media/File:Windows_2000_architecture.svg
03:48 <+layer-eight> * Hunterkll →  Architecture of Windows NT - Wikipedia
03:48 <@JollyRgrs> that's why i was wondering if it went to sleep wHILE you were using rdp connection or not
03:48 < Hunterkll> replace POSIX or OS/2 with WSL
03:49 < enix> I am going to need councilling to deal with this
03:49 < SleePy> Yea it does.  I changed the registry keys at about 8:45 am today, got caught up in meetings after that and other stuff and next thing I know I'm headed home.  So will have to test tomorrow :D
03:50 < rpifan> im issue is a poltical one
03:50 < rpifan> running linux on MS
03:50 < rpifan> is like shitting in stallmans mouth
03:50 <@JollyRgrs> rpifan: uhhh....
03:50 < Hunterkll> I mean
03:50 < enix> yeah no
03:50 <@JollyRgrs> you calling it linux and not gnu+linux is, too
03:50 < Hunterkll> that seems like something i'd like to do
03:50 < Hunterkll> because stallman is a jackass
03:50 < enix> linux on ms is fantastic. It means Windows is actually useful now.
03:50 <@JollyRgrs> you've already commited the sin, might as well go through with it and run on Windows
03:50 < Hunterkll> a fucking religious nutso with no idea of compromise
03:51 < rpifan> never
03:51 < rpifan> its awful
03:51 < rpifan> digusting
03:51 < rpifan> giving ms more money na dover
03:51 < Hunterkll> Torvolds is far, far better
03:51 < enix> http://rms.sexy/
03:51 <+layer-eight> * enix →  ⚓  https://rms.sexy/ → Our GNU/Lord and GNU/Savior is 100% sexy!
03:51 < Hunterkll> and torvolds doesn't give a fuck anyway
03:51 < Hunterkll> lol
03:51 <@JollyRgrs> rpifan: did you already tweet your apology to stalman for not saying gnu+ ?
03:51 < Hunterkll> oh
03:51 < rpifan> i am in his fan club
03:51 < Hunterkll> and stallman could REALLY stand to shower more often than he does
03:51 < Hunterkll> seriously.
03:52 <@JollyRgrs> rpifan: do you have a signed autograph of his 12" vinyl release of his song?
03:52 < rpifan> did he have one
03:52 <@JollyRgrs> i meant personally signed
03:52 <@JollyRgrs> idfk
03:52 < rpifan> i mean did ?
03:52 <@JollyRgrs> stallman is an idiot
03:52 < rpifan> no he isnt
03:52 < rpifan> he is autistic
03:52 < rpifan> and he doenst know it
03:52 <@JollyRgrs> delusional
03:52 < rpifan> but he isnt wrong
03:52 <@JollyRgrs> better?
03:52 <@JollyRgrs> he is wrong
03:53 < rpifan> no he isnt
03:53 < rpifan> he is dirty
03:53 < rpifan> and nasty
03:53 < Hunterkll> He wants to take away my right to release proprietary software if I see fit to without open sourcing it.
03:53 < rpifan> for sure
03:53 < Hunterkll> That's fucking wrong
03:53 < rpifan> no its not
03:53 <@JollyRgrs> ^^
03:53 < rpifan> u r wrong for making money of other ppls back
03:53 <@JollyRgrs> stallmanism is the new communism
03:53 < Hunterkll> Who said I was using any other open source code?
03:54 < Hunterkll> the licensing of GPLLL and wahtnott? sure that's cool, i don't care about that, protect and keep your shit open if you must
03:54 < Hunterkll> but if i write shit without using code that requires open sourcing, then fuck right off with trying to make me do something
03:56 < rpifan> stallmanism is a form of socialism yes
03:56 < rpifan> but i am a socialist
03:57 < Hunterkll> Even the soviet union had licensing and private property
03:57 < Hunterkll> well, for the wealthy
03:57 < Hunterkll> ;:)
03:57 < rpifan> whihc is why they failed
03:57 < Hunterkll> lol
03:58 < Hunterkll> no they failed because we fuckin' bankrupted their dictatorship asses
03:58 < rpifan> that too
03:58 < rpifan> fucken soviet union
03:58 < rpifan> set the worst exmaple possible
03:59 < Hunterkll> really though, in almost alll 'socialist' things i've seen, the 'primary means of production' of necessities for life were collective / state owned and still had a heavy alklowance for personal property and artistic rights
03:59 < rpifan> im not against private property
03:59 < rpifan> in fact i think its important
03:59 < rpifan> but idk how u stop ppl from abusing that
04:02 <@JollyRgrs> i'm against private privates
04:02 <@JollyRgrs> lets just force everyone to be nudists...
04:02 <@JollyRgrs> but all the fat ppl have to go live in designated areas
04:03 < rpifan> i agree
04:03 < matty_r> g'day Hunterkll
04:03 < matty_r> g'day hug
04:03 < matty_r> not Hunterkll
04:05 < rpifan> ive spent 25 percnet of my life wathcing infomercials
04:05 < rpifan> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u57Yr-fjZbQ
04:05 <+layer-eight> * rpifan →  YouTube → Cathy Mitchell - Turbo Cooker Instructional Video → ⚘ 55,970 ↑ 177 ↓ 9 ✍ 92
04:06 < xamithan> You like infomercials ?
04:07 < matty_r> Does anyone know this schema? http://pastebin.centos.org/746246/
04:07 <+layer-eight> * matty_r →  #746246 • CentOS Pastebin
04:07 < matty_r> Looks like json, but isn't
04:08 < rpifan> i love the damn things
04:08 < rpifan> i grew up watching them on late night tv
04:08 < rpifan> back in the days of tv
04:14 < hug> wut
04:17 < rpifan> we used to have this magic box called tv
04:17 < SleePy> What does it do?
04:17 < rpifan> shows you moving images
04:18 < rpifan> from poorly made companies
04:18 < rpifan> that try to sell you stuff
04:18 < SleePy> So the internet?
04:18 < rpifan> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ryz5AoIE1HQ
04:18 <+layer-eight> * rpifan →  YouTube → Chef-o-matic - Infomer → ⚘ 139,408 ↑ 112 ↓ 28 ✍ 26
04:25 < aleph-> Oh boy, why tirefire have I walked into.
04:36 < Casteil> oh look
04:36 < Casteil> I'm suddenly down to 11GB free on my OS drive
04:36 < Casteil> 1803 update must be ready
04:36 < Casteil> >.>
04:39 < precise> heh
04:44 < rpifan> https://www.prnewswire.com/news-releases/dominion-marine-media-announces-company-name-change-to-boats-group-300408769.html
04:44 <+layer-eight> * rpifan →  Dominion Marine Media Announces Company Name Change to Boats Group
04:44 <@NinjaStyle> got i3wm all set up on my laptop
04:49 < gnupluslinux> NinjaStyle, tiling is the way to go with laptops imo
04:49 < gnupluslinux> i like rofi over dmenu too for i3wm
04:56 <@NinjaStyle> why?
05:03 < darkscrypt> o/
05:04 < gnupluslinux> i didn't like how the default is the top bar, more readable to have this big ol rectangle in your face
05:04 < gnupluslinux> also it takes full file paths which i couldn't get dmenu to do
05:05 <@NinjaStyle> im super satisfied with this config
05:05 < gnupluslinux> whatever works for you
05:05 < gnupluslinux> mod+shift+space will tile/untile for you btw
05:05 <@NinjaStyle> took me like 2 hours to get it how i want
05:05 <@NinjaStyle> ye i knew that one
05:05 <@NinjaStyle> that is a lifesaver tho
05:05 < gnupluslinux> yeah sometimes you need it
05:06 <@NinjaStyle> yeah like if youre using burp
05:06 < gnupluslinux> only thing that kinda blows is you're using something like xfreerdp, it takes some getting used to
05:09 < gnupluslinux> i'm kind of at a loss at how to answer this "what are you compensation expectations" question
05:09 <@NinjaStyle> what do you want to make?
05:09 < gnupluslinux> enough to retire baby but do i just list ballpark for the position and title for area?
05:09 < gnupluslinux> can weedle around it in interviews but this is kinda weird in an online application
05:10 <@NinjaStyle> i would put a range or a very high number
05:12 < misspwn_> make sure the lowest range is something that won't offend you either
05:13 <@NinjaStyle> legit when i was first talking to the recruiter for this job i think i said 125-145
05:13 <@NinjaStyle> he didnt even flinch
05:13 <@NinjaStyle> i was like damn
05:14 < misspwn_> you must have a great phone voice
05:14 < Nightcinder> or the recruiter doesn't really care
05:14 < Nightcinder> lol
05:14 < Nightcinder> what do you make, and how big of a jump is this new job
05:15 <@NinjaStyle> i was at 100k
05:15 <@NinjaStyle> now im at 150 on contract
05:15 < gnupluslinux> well title and location looks like 150-160
05:15 <@NinjaStyle> its a long story
05:15 <@JollyRgrs> oh, so minus benefits
05:15 < Nightcinder> that's not that crazy
05:15 <@NinjaStyle> no it has benefits
05:15 < Nightcinder> wat
05:15 < Nightcinder> gnupluslinux: what do you do now
05:15 <@NinjaStyle> after contract it goes up to 160
05:16 < gnupluslinux> figured i'd put that, relocation, weekends, benefits
05:16 < Nightcinder> how much of a bump is 150 from what you make now?
05:16 < gnupluslinux> Nightcinder, way less but i took a huge hit for schedule flex
05:17 <@NinjaStyle> just put it
05:17 < czarbomba> <@NinjaStyle> i was at 100k
05:17 < Nightcinder> i mean yolo
05:17 <@NinjaStyle> czarbomba: wat
05:17 < czarbomba> it was literally the line before the one where you found out he is at 150k
05:17 < Nightcinder> czarbomba doesn't read chat it's ok
05:17 <@NinjaStyle> oh i think he is asking gnupluslinux
05:18 < Nightcinder> i thought it was fairly obvious i was asking gnupluslinux lol
05:18 < czarbomba> you are both carrying on narratives of your salaries at the same time?
05:18 < gnupluslinux> aye
05:18 < czarbomba> that's...fucking insane but ok
05:18 < gnupluslinux> yes?
05:18 < gnupluslinux> its r-s
05:18 < Nightcinder> czarbomba: go back to your autism hole
05:18 < czarbomba> so whose dick is bigger, fellas?
05:18 < gnupluslinux> there's like 5 narratives going on at any given time
05:18 < gnupluslinux> mine is, we measured
05:18 < czarbomba> nightcinder, we were just discussing what you guys called it when you had a sperg flare-up
05:18 < gnupluslinux> NinjaStyle, has the nice shape tho
05:18 <@NinjaStyle> czarbomba: i was saying shoot high because it might work out
05:18 < czarbomba> i thought it was "outbreak", like herpes. can you confirm?
05:19 <@NinjaStyle> its been like a page of discussion, not a lot to read up
05:19 < Nightcinder> gnupluslinux: i mean, if you feel confident , 150k is fine
05:19 < czarbomba> ninjastyle, my attention span is too short at this hour of the day for scrollback
05:19 < czarbomba> i've already forglotten who you are
05:20 <@NinjaStyle> gnupluslinux: i would put it gnupluslinux
05:20 < czarbomba> 50k raise is fairly baller for 100% remote except for mondays when you have to see clients or whatever
05:20 <@NinjaStyle> gnupluslinux: gnupluslinux
05:20 < czarbomba> did they get your shit straightened out yet anyway
05:20 < Nightcinder> needs more linux
05:20 < Nightcinder> less gnu
05:20 < czarbomba> gasp
05:20 < Nightcinder> linuxplusgnu
05:20 < czarbomba> gnu is what makes linux great again
05:21 <@NinjaStyle> czarbomba: me?
05:21 <@NinjaStyle> not really
05:21 < Nightcinder> 50% raise is pretty nice
05:22 < Nightcinder> i'd gladly take a 50% raise
05:22 <@NinjaStyle> same
05:22 < czarbomba> so they don't have you "officially" onboarded or whatever?
05:22 <@NinjaStyle> its just moving slow af
05:22 < czarbomba> what's taking so long. from what i gathered from yr chat they've known for a while
05:22 <@NinjaStyle> yeah i gave 2 weeks and shit
05:22 < Nightcinder> haven't you been talking about this for at least 2 months?
05:22 < czarbomba> if i took this long to set a new hire provisioned at work my boss would be up my ass
05:22 <@NinjaStyle> ikr
05:23 < Nightcinder> i got chewed out for not having a full desk setup for a new hire the day they started
05:23 < Nightcinder> when they didn't have a desk, or a place to sit, or anything of that nature
05:23 <@NinjaStyle> im getting a temporary laptop for my on-site next week
05:23 < czarbomba> do they issue you a corp. card?
05:23 <@NinjaStyle> i still dont have corp email
05:23 < czarbomba> if not, failure to furniture is not on you. furnitures don't have power plugs
05:23 < Nightcinder> nope
05:24 < czarbomba> that's the ONE THING they can't fuck with IT on, eve with their usual assumption "if it has a power cable it's IT's problem"
05:24 < Nightcinder> he made an off the cup remark about not having dual monitors
05:24 < Nightcinder> cuff*
05:24 < Nightcinder> and the guy took it to HR and claimed IT wasn't doing their job
05:24 < Nightcinder> we circled back and he's like 'I DON'T EVEN HAVE A PLACE TO SIT IT WASN'T A BIG DEAL'
05:24 < czarbomba> dual monitors = a privilege
05:24 < czarbomba> fuck you for going to HR and expecting it
05:24 < czarbomba> now you get a smaller single monitor
05:24 < Nightcinder> well he didn't go to HR
05:24 < Nightcinder> the guy he was talking to did
05:24 <@NinjaStyle> give him one with a line through it of dead pixels
05:24 < czarbomba> mouth off again and i'll find you a smoke-stained 14" CRT
05:25 < Nightcinder> it's okay we're taking that guys printer away when it dies
05:25 < czarbomba> hEh
05:25 < Nightcinder> he has his own printer, as does the next office over, as does the next office over
05:25 < Nightcinder> they are literlaly all joined, with the doors open
05:25 < Nightcinder> 1 person 2 people 2 people
05:25 < Nightcinder> 3 printers for 5 people
05:25 < Nightcinder> absolutely absurd
05:25 < Nightcinder> they can't even change their own goddamned toner
05:25 < Nightcinder> ./end rant
05:26 <@NinjaStyle> so i never listen to baby metal, but this song came on my new music mix and damn they go ham with the double bass
05:26 < czarbomba> okay
05:26 < czarbomba> first of all
05:26 < czarbomba> "so i never listen to baby metal" means you listen to babymetal all the time
05:26 <@NinjaStyle> lol
05:26 < czarbomba> it's okay. i have their albums in my shit too.
05:27 <@JollyRgrs> hey, nothing wrong with baby metal
05:27 < czarbomba> i came to grips with it
05:27 <@NinjaStyle> i legit have only heard of them because i saw a music video a while back
05:27 < czarbomba> that's the same way everybody in america heard of babymetal
05:27 < Nightcinder> Android p is nice
05:27 < czarbomba> and that's the same way you get hooked
05:27 < czarbomba> it's fucking nuts but there it is
05:27 <@NinjaStyle> this is in a google play mix tho, so no video
05:28 < czarbomba> there was one babymetal song that was inarguably a legitimately good song with this big juicy hook but apparently it's a deep cut and there are no vidyas
05:28 < czarbomba> i still don't get about 99% of japanese music or 100% of k-pop
05:29 <@NinjaStyle> k pop is weird
05:30 < czarbomba> i get to go to work in shorts tomorrow because nobody's going to be around and the a/c is going to be out for another half day at least
05:30 < czarbomba> funny how in FL the "i don't believe in remote work" guy has an entire staff work remotely when it's 200 degrees in the office
05:43 <@NinjaStyle> booooop
05:47 <@NinjaStyle> booooooooooop
05:48 <@NinjaStyle> poob
05:53 < czarbomba> one of these days i'm going to hire a servant person to do these things
05:53  * czarbomba whines
06:02 < mal_will> I would like a woman to do momshit for me
06:02 < mal_will> And not be weird when I accidentally call her mom
06:03 < mal_will> "Mom can you make that Mac and cheese I like?"
06:03 < czarbomba> there's probably a 'moms for hire' service somewhere
06:03 < mal_will> My name is Linda
06:03 < mal_will> They're prostitutes and you know it czarbomba
06:03 < JK-47> They don't anymore. Even if they would have to move back in with their parents if you ended it.  They do nada.
06:03 < czarbomba> hey. whatever your idea of "momshit" is, i won't judge
06:03 < mal_will> My own mom might move in with me if I had Kardashian money
06:04 < czarbomba> if i had kardashian money i'd build a big beautiful wall to keep my mom out
06:04 < mal_will> My mom is a platonic friend, and I like it like that thx
06:04 < czarbomba> did you make mom's day plans
06:04 < czarbomba> sonny and momma
06:05 < mal_will> Yeah, that's my dilemma. I don't want your policitical views, mAh, just plz some grilled cheese
06:05 < mal_will> My ma and I didn't make mother daughter plans
06:05 < mal_will> I should try that I guess
06:06 < czarbomba> a grilled cheese service would be bomb
06:06 < mal_will> Thick Texas toast
06:06 < JK-47> It's called MELT. And DoorDash.  Grilled Cheese as a Service
06:06 < czarbomba> actually the "i heart mac and cheese" place nearby has mad customizable grilled cheese
06:06 < mal_will> Some "mozarella" with "parmesan"
06:06 < JK-47> Their fries are better than sandwiches though.
06:06 < czarbomba> they'll also throw meats on your sandwiches if you wish
06:07 < mal_will> Man. I am craving cheese now
06:07 < mal_will> B_rad mentioned Greek food and I was on that p hard
06:07 < mal_will> I want dolams
06:07 < mal_will> Dolmas*
06:07 < czarbomba> okay to prevent myself from eating cheese calories i'm going to make the last trip to the car and grab the cases of water i left
06:08 < czarbomba> arby's is advertising having gyros now
06:08 < czarbomba> cultural appropriation :(
06:10 < czarbomba> i am rethinking the idea of shorts at work tomorrow. it might be hot enough long enough to make me just drag the laptop down to the server room where i've already got a management machine set up
06:10 < czarbomba> and i will regret shorts in approximately
06:10  * czarbomba checks notes
06:11 < czarbomba> 24.8 seconds in that a/c
06:12 < czarbomba> lol "i can sell audiobooks to a deaf person"
06:13 < czarbomba> that's some fairly high-level shit talk
06:13 < voidstar> I'm going to use that now instead of snow to an eskimo
06:13 < czarbomba> yeah i appreciate the refreshing change
06:23 < enix> hm
06:25 < enix> czarbomba: I got it
06:25 < enix> czarbomba: Sell them a 'digital download' for the book, send them an audiobook
06:26 < enix> That is literally all I have, except for creating a port into a hearing aid
06:26 < enix> czarbomba: https://www.cochlear.com/au/home/support/accessories/cochlear-wireless-accessories-cochlear-implant/phone-clip/pc-streaming-music
06:26 <+layer-eight> * enix →  Stream music with your Cochlear™ Wireless Phone Clip
06:26 < enix> Tell deaf people you support that
06:29 <@JollyRgrs> https://imgur.com/gallery/uVkDBBz
06:29 <+layer-eight> * JollyRgrs →  IMGUR Gallery → Nanie172 → Cats = assholes → 16 hours ago → No Topic → 10 Images → ⚘ 142,914 → ☺ 2,500 → ☹ 78 → ✡ 2493 → ✍ 163
06:32 < MadCamel> psst. you have a skeleton. it's inside you.
06:32 < Casteil> pff, all my skeletons are in my closet
06:32 < enix> https://i.imgur.com/8J5Ttqm.png
06:32 <+layer-eight> * enix →  IMAGE/PNG Document, 996,737 bytes
06:33 < enix> HOLY SHIT DO YOU REMEMBER THIS: https://i.imgur.com/bRO0AJF.jpg
06:33 <+layer-eight> * enix →  IMAGE/JPEG Document, 84,290 bytes
06:33 < enix> What website did that again I was thinking about it the other day
06:36 < enix> why is noone replying to me :(
06:36 < enix> visa vi asking if they want to be references
06:36 < enix> wth
06:41 < deepend> > visa vi
06:41 < deepend> lǝl
06:58 < packeteer> neovim > visa
06:58 < packeteer> lol
07:00 < Sousapro> Yas https://blogs.vmware.com/vsphere/2018/05/fully-featured-html5-based-vsphere-client-coming-fall-2018.html
07:00 <+layer-eight> * Sousapro →  Fully Featured HTML5-based vSphere Client Coming in Fall 2018 - VMware vSphere Blog
07:00 < Sousapro> Thank God finally
07:01 < packeteer> saw that
07:01 < packeteer> only 3 years late
07:01 <@NinjaStyle> What even is html anymore
07:01 <@NinjaStyle> Warlock shit
07:03 < Casteil> ur face
07:04 <@NinjaStyle> Your face is flash
07:05 <@NinjaStyle> Your face is an active x flash plugin
07:05 < Casteil> I hate how none of these job postings around here advertise salaries
07:05 < Casteil> https://www.dice.com/jobs/detail/QA-Analyst-Synergy-Computer-Solutions-Grand-Rapids-MI-49503/10124488/TM230?icid=sr56-2p&q=&l=49503 < come on... "negotiable" -.-
07:05 <+layer-eight> * Casteil →  QA Analyst - Synergy Computer Solutions - Grand Rapids, MI - 05-08-2018 | Dice.com
07:05 < Casteil> I should put in for it for shiggles
07:06 < packeteer> ^^
07:06 < Casteil> watch them offer like +60% vs what I make
07:06 < Casteil> I'd be like "peace out"
07:07 < Casteil> extremely unlikely though.. probably more like right around what I make
07:10 <@NinjaStyle> Yeah
07:10 <@NinjaStyle> I think qa testers aren't super high ceiling
07:10 < Casteil> too many god damn contract positions on dice
07:11 < Casteil> and the vast majority of them, unless they're like "software engineer" don't have an advertised salary  range
07:14 < Casteil> lulz, you want a .NET developer with 3+ years experience as a project leader and your starting pay is 60k?
07:14 < Casteil> get fuuuuucked
07:14 < Casteil> I really do need to lock into something though -.-
07:14 < Sousapro> I've started leaving salaries off any hiring documentation
07:15 < Casteil> been diving pretty deep in development this week though
07:15 < Sousapro> Do you think HR would appreciate glassdoor links to previous positions instead?
07:15 < Casteil> running through and updating modules with my engineer's new permissions system
07:15 < Casteil> Sousapro: as in you applying to things?
07:16 < Sousapro> Yes
07:16 < Casteil> yeah, I wouldn't give salaries period
07:16 < Sousapro> :P
07:16 < Sousapro> I know I'm not interested in discussing them lol
07:16 < Casteil> it's a power play tactic companies use and it usually gets you pigeon-holed into a lower salary than they might've been willing to pay
07:17 < Atusid> A few US states have started to out law that question. I'm very pleased with that progress.
07:17 <@NinjaStyle> Asking for previous salary?
07:18 < Casteil> damn clearly I should move to Ann Arbor
07:18 < Casteil> >3x the number of positions listed here
07:19 < Sousapro> Ouch, I can see why the previous folks left my job
07:19 < Sousapro> I'm getting paid 10k more
07:19 < Casteil> :x
07:19 < Casteil> I'm really kinda hoping my replacement isn't making as much as I am
07:20 < Sousapro> And I thought I was just barely fairly compensated
07:20 < Casteil> seeing that I moved on to much more substantial responsibilities
07:20 < Atusid> CoL is also rather pricey in Ann Arbor. Almost took a position there.
07:20 < Atusid> NinjaStyle: Yes, requesting salary history is becoming a no-no.
07:21 < Sousapro> Atusid: because too many companies abused it
07:21 <@NinjaStyle> That's good
07:21 < Atusid> http://www.businessinsider.com/places-where-salary-question-banned-us-2017-10
07:21 <+layer-eight> * Atusid →  All the cities and states that have banned the salary question so far - Business Insider
07:21 < Atusid> Sousapro: Shit, yeah.
07:21 < Sousapro> I like it when companies get burned for being sociopathic organizations
07:21 < Atusid> I just went through a 2 month unemployment gap. 400 applications, 40 interviews, and 10 technicals. I had ONE company NOT ask me for previous salary.
07:22 <@NinjaStyle> I have been asked a lot for previous salary
07:22 < Atusid> Signed my new position today. Start 5/28.
07:22 < Atusid> It's complete bull.
07:22 < Atusid> What you were paid should have no bearing on what you're worth.
07:22 <@NinjaStyle> Atusid: nice, I started a new job yesterday
07:22 < Atusid> Congrats!!
07:22 < Sousapro> Honestly asking that question makes me want to ask them to sit and rotate.
07:23 < Atusid> Sousapro: Good luck interviewing, then. lol.
07:23 < Sousapro> Atusid: I've gotten asked what my salary requirements are on my most recent interviews
07:23 < Sousapro> So I've been lucky that way
07:24 < Sousapro> But asking for previous pay is a huge red flag to me
07:24 < Atusid> If my experience is anything to go off of they ask salary requirements, and then in the interview ask current/previous salary.
07:24 < Sousapro> My current employer literally didn't care lol
07:24 < Sousapro> It's one of the reasons I took the job
07:27 < Casteil> Atusid: Yeah..
07:28 < Casteil> (re: ann arbor high COL)
07:28 < Casteil> did you end up giving your salary for the position you were offered?
07:29 < Casteil> Sousapro: I'd like to say my answer is generally going to be something along the lines of "my prior salary should have no bearing on this - I am simply seeking a competitive wage based on my skills"
07:30 < Sousapro> Casteil: they never asked. And ++ on your response
07:31 < Casteil> was asking Atusid (especially given his number of interviews)
07:31 < Casteil> and the fact that it seems he may be in MI as well
07:56 < plop> morning
07:57 < enix> yo
07:57 < plop> sup enix
07:57 < enix> slowly, yet exponentially degrading
07:58 < plop> caffeine then
08:02 < Casteil> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EtgKPyWExDI
08:02 <+layer-eight> * Casteil →  YouTube → TREMORS 6: A COLD DAY IN HELL Trailer (2018) Horror, Sci-Fi Movie HD → ⚘ 374,818 ↑ 2,328 ↓ 192 ✍ 372
08:06 < nohusuro> I just tried out the openssh server for windows
08:06 < nohusuro> something about connecting to my windows box with linux and ssh is so satisfying
08:20 < Gencade> evening night shift
08:22 < plop> 8:23 am here
08:23 < Gencade> well it's 1:23 am here
08:23 < Gencade> and here is what matters
08:23 < Gencade> so FUCK your chicken strips plop
08:23 < plop> hehe
08:25 < Gencade> hehe ;) plop
08:26 < plop> so slow today
08:26 < Gencade> it's only 8:23
08:26 < Gencade> I am sure it will hasten
08:26 < plop> yesterday started similar till some emergencies came up...
08:26 < Gencade> were you able to solve them
08:27 < plop> yeah
08:27 < Gencade> well done
08:27 < plop> but they disturb your zen
08:27 < Gencade> if life was all zen it'd be pretty boring
08:28 < plop> true
09:40 < Atro> morning fuckos
09:48 < thecliguy> Worst operating system ever.
09:51 < Luftwaffel> What is?
09:53 < Atro> fuckOS
09:54 < Luftwaffel> I think that's a sign I need to go to bed.
10:00 < Gencade> kernel panic!
10:04 < The_Dv8or> just downloaded KeePass…. why I didnt do this fuckin ages ago is beyond me
10:09 < Gencade> it's pretty useful The_Dv8or
10:09 < The_Dv8or> fuckin a right it is… especially when I cant remember my VAMI password
10:10 < The_Dv8or> Ive been using LastPass for awhile for my Web shit.  Useful, but limited
10:10 < The_Dv8or> handles subdomains like shit
10:13 < Wannabejrsysadm> hello boys
10:13 < Wannabejrsysadm> 2 of some old laptops got hit by a virus yesterday
10:13 < The_Dv8or> Mac and Linux FTW
10:14 < Wannabejrsysadm> Mcafee stopped it all I hope ..
10:14 < Wannabejrsysadm> https://www.screencast.com/t/T3lavaWGHCx
10:14 < The_Dv8or> and of course every time I say that, theres some homo thats all “theres no viruses for Mac because no one uses them”
10:14 < Wannabejrsysadm> Still no clue how this shit got in tho ?
10:15 < Wannabejrsysadm> could it be lingering and suddenly triggered ?
10:15 < The_Dv8or> doesnt take much
10:15 < Wannabejrsysadm> only 2 devices infected
10:15 < Wannabejrsysadm> didn't open suspicious mails recently
10:15 < The_Dv8or> Ive used too many AV systems that are not set up properly and therefore next to useless
10:15 < Wannabejrsysadm> So i'm thinking they've been infected a while before
10:15 < plop> also, invest in perimetral antivirus
10:16 < The_Dv8or> there should be a whole slew of UAC before the registry start folder is modified
10:17 < The_Dv8or> are these your personal laptops, or domain connected, or what
10:18 < thecliguy> Maybe they are the domain controllers - two of them for HA.
10:20 < The_Dv8or> I need to set up a 2nd DC
10:23 < Atro> Lol
10:29 < fraser> question for you all
10:30 < fraser> would you rather work 7 - 4 or 9 - 6
10:30 < plop> 7-4
10:31 < fraser> Reasoning?
10:31 < Wannabejrsysadm> I work 8-4:30
10:31 < Wannabejrsysadm> Reasoning; So i can hit the gym sooner
10:31 < Wannabejrsysadm> and its not that packed
10:31 < fraser> I go to the gym for about 2h with a mate at 8:30, so I'm considering extra morning might be good
10:31 < plop> almost free afternoon. you finish at 6, you get home at 7, almost dinner time so day is done.
10:31 < fraser> 8:30pm I mean
10:32 < fraser> At my previous job I started at 7, but mostly everyone else did as well
10:32 < plop> i work 8-4
10:32 < Wannabejrsysadm> also almost everyone comes in at 9
10:33 < Wannabejrsysadm> so i can chill for an  hour
10:33 < Wannabejrsysadm> withouth being called bothered
10:33 < plop> yeah. same here. time to do some updates and shit, but this is a hotel so there is always someone working.
10:33 < fraser> Office hours for me are 8 - 5, but they want me and the other guy to switch
10:34 < fraser> You guys are right, I think 7 - 4 would be better
10:34 < Wannabejrsysadm> The_Dv8or domain computers
10:34 < thecliguy> 8-4 is good. Not unreasonably early to crawl out of bed, roads and public transport a bit emptier and get home with some of the afternoon left to do stuff.
10:34 < Wannabejrsysadm> ye i go 8-4 aswel
10:34 < Wannabejrsysadm> and some days 8-5
10:34 < Wannabejrsysadm> i have 1 hour commute tho :(
10:35 < Wannabejrsysadm> so that sux
10:35 < fraser> See, I live in a small town, so traffic is a cruisy 7 minutes to work, no slow down
10:35 < fraser> However, I am moving to the city soon, 1.5m people
10:35 < fraser> so a slight change from 40k people
10:35 < plop> same here. small town.
10:36 < fraser> I'll be living by myself in the city, so maybe mornings are better then too
10:36 < fraser> Since dinner is a big boy
10:39 < fraser> looking at my communte on gmaps, it will be 12 - 18 minutes for 8.4km
10:39 < fraser> Maybe I'll look at buying a parking space
10:41 < thecliguy> Your office doesn't provide any parking facilities?
11:04 < fraser> I'll have to see when it gets closer
11:04 < fraser> anyway
11:04 < fraser> alright heading off
11:04 < fraser> I'll do 7 - 4
11:53 < Trapdoor> a dog named ralph can almost say its own name
12:00 < Hatsjoe> Trapdoor: ++
12:01 < Hatsjoe> Thats some r/showerthoughts material right there
12:01 < plop> `shower-thoughts
12:01 < plop> `shower-thought
12:01 <+layer-eight> Shower Thought → Hollywood needs to start a new trend of remaking box office failures or poorly received movies in an effort to improve them.
12:01 < plop> fucking apple configurator and apple and ios and blueprints
12:02 < vader-> haha i hated apple configurator and all that bullshit
12:03 < plop> it so stupid to use.
12:03 < plop> is that what apple users always feel like?
12:04 < Trapdoor> it's near impossible to copy images from an iphone over to a mac and then over to a flash drive
12:04 < Trapdoor> damn near impossible
12:04 < Wannabejrsysadm> sup boys, our SAP interface server crashed last night ..., MEMORY.DMP file says : DRIVER_CORRUPTED_EXPOOL
12:04 < Wannabejrsysadm> WHAT DO I DO NOW ?
12:04 < Trapdoor> _THAT_ may be the worst part about it
12:04 < Wannabejrsysadm> #EVERYBODY PANIIICCC
12:04 < Trapdoor> Wannabejrsysadm, you have a shitty ex
12:04 < Trapdoor> or a corrupted driver
12:04 < Wannabejrsysadm> how to find what driver ?
12:04 < Trapdoor> read the error message properly
12:05 < vader-> Trapdoor i know I just did it on a Windows machine last night
12:05 < vader-> had to switch the driver to the MTP driver
12:05 < Trapdoor> nah doing it on windows is piss easy
12:06 < vader-> https://support.apple.com/en-us/HT201302
12:06 <+layer-eight> * vader- →  Transfer photos and videos from your iPhone, iPad, or iPod touch - Apple Support
12:06 < Wannabejrsysadm> anyone that can help ? https://www.screencast.com/t/oTvh1mQQY
12:07 < Trapdoor> The mac I was using was a year old and didn't let me follow that guide vader-
12:07 < vader-> the mac shouldn't matter, probably the itunes version
12:08 < Trapdoor> had the latest version
12:08 < vader-> Wannabejrsysadm, check drivers and any new software that might install drivers such as Antivirus
12:08 < Trapdoor> it really shouldn't be that hard though
12:08 < Trapdoor> I expect to connect the phone and the pc should ask me what to do
12:09 < Trapdoor> I ended up getting my laptop, connecting the phone, dialog asking what I wanted to do popped up, I said to browse files
12:09 < Trapdoor> copied the pictures
12:09 < Trapdoor> done
12:09 < Trapdoor> boom
12:10 < vader-> Wannabejrsysadmin: https://support.microsoft.com/en-us/help/244617/using-driver-verifier-to-identify-issues-with-windows-drivers-for-adva
12:10 < vader-> https://docs.microsoft.com/en-us/windows-hardware/drivers/devtest/using-driver-verifier
12:10 <+layer-eight> * vader- →  Using Driver Verifier | Microsoft Docs
12:10 < vader-> http://www.faultwire.com/solutions/using_driver_verifier.php
12:10 <+layer-eight> * vader- →  Using Driver Verifier
12:10 < vader-> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VwIDD9xngM
12:10 <+layer-eight> * vader- →  YouTube → How to use Windows Driver Verifier Manager to Troubleshoot & Identify Driver Issues → ⚘ 80,345 ↑ 105 ↓ 52 ✍ 39
12:11 < Wannabejrsysadm> i'l chck that out
12:32 < Popzi> Ugh, the CredSSP update in the march CVE for RDP is causing some of our machines to not connect to our 3rd party rdp server, what to do?
12:34 < Popzi> ah theres a gpo for it, lovely
12:38 < FenJai> Sup
12:54 < plop> sup FenJai
12:56 < FenJai> I integrated my new pfsense firewall into my homelab last night. Pretty happy as I kind of painted myself into a corner with my config before it
12:56 < plop> lol
12:58 < FenJai> I've got 1 ubiquiti AP set up with it and the controller is a bit of a pain to deal with
12:58 < plop> i remember that time where i set up a server in a client and installed the antivirus via RDS and didn't disable de firewall that blocked the RDS... so i had to rush to another client nearby to ask for a monitor
12:58 < FenJai> Might ahve to set up a VM or container just for it
12:58 < plop> FenJai, tell me about it... we have 45 unifi ap's.
13:06 < vader-> Any of you guys work for a MSP?
13:35 < Wannabejrsysadm> heya anyone can help me how to analze a bluescreen dmp... it says DRIVER-CORRUPTED-EXPOOL but how do i know what driver
13:38 < vader-> did you use that driver verify tool i posted earlier?
13:38 < vader-> had a video that walked you through how to use it
13:40 < Wannabejrsysadm> vader- can't really use it
13:40 < Wannabejrsysadm> not right now
13:40 < Wannabejrsysadm> its a production server
13:40 < Wannabejrsysadm> Driver verifier could put it on heavy load
13:40 < Wannabejrsysadm> also could BSOD it
13:40 < Wannabejrsysadm> also needs a restart before it works
13:41 < vader-> is it a VM?
13:41 < Wannabejrsysadm> it is indeed
13:41 < vader-> ok so we can probably rule out that it's an actual device driver as an issue
13:41 < vader-> did this just recently start happening? only happen once?
13:42 < Wannabejrsysadm> well this monday
13:42 < Wannabejrsysadm> we started getting some servers that froze up
13:42 < vader-> ok, has any updates been applied or other software?
13:42 < Wannabejrsysadm> and vsphere HA started resetting them
13:42 < Wannabejrsysadm> but we get allerts when that happens
13:43 < Wannabejrsysadm> still don't know why they freeze
13:43 < vader-> did you recently install any software like antivirus or anything?
13:43 < Wannabejrsysadm> nope
13:43 < Wannabejrsysadm> I've done windows updates like 3 weeks ago
13:54 < Wannabejrsysadm> so yeeeeeah
13:54 < vader-> figure it out?
13:54 < vader-> i would need to look at the dmp file it generated to help
13:55 < Wannabejrsysadm> https://www.screencast.com/t/iotY008f
13:55 < Wannabejrsysadm> anything you can say or do to help me in the right direction ?
13:56 < vader-> ya i seen that one earlier
13:56 < vader-> i need the dmp file to analyze
13:56 < Wannabejrsysadm> thats what bluescreenvieuw shows me
13:56 < giant_it_burrit> says its a bad driver
13:56 < giant_it_burrit> safe mode?
13:56 < Wannabejrsysadm> only happened once
13:56 < Wannabejrsysadm> in the middle of night
13:56 < Wannabejrsysadm> of the night
13:56 < Wannabejrsysadm> 3;45 am
13:56 < Wannabejrsysadm> backups finished at 00:19 so I doubt its because of that
13:57 < vader-> did you try using BlueScreenView
13:57 < vader-> and see if it shows the file?
13:57 < Wannabejrsysadm> the printscreen i showed you IS bluescreenvieuw ?
13:58 < vader-> so when you click on the dump file from the list
13:58 < vader-> below it should highlight what filename caused the issue
13:58 < Wannabejrsysadm> ye unfortunatly not
13:58 < Wannabejrsysadm> nothing
13:58 < vader-> https://img.raymond.cc/blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/bluescreenview.png
13:58 <+layer-eight> * vader- →  IMAGE/PNG Document, 14,328 bytes
14:04 < bomb> for a while, my entire job description was setting up apache and configuring monit
14:04 < bomb> i miss those days
14:12 <@cryptic1> morning
14:15 < plop> sup cryptic1
14:15 < Bru-> morn
14:17 < Jekotia> With xmarks dead, any good alternatives? All I can find is... crap
14:18 <@cryptic1> firefox has sync
14:18 <@cryptic1> chrome has the same thing but tied to your google account
14:18 <@cryptic1> you don't really need a 3rd party service for it anymore
14:18 < Jekotia> I need something browser agnostic. I use vivaldi, and its sync is trapped in beta hell
14:19 <@cryptic1> stop using vivaldi...
14:19 < Torin> change browser
14:19 < Jekotia> Sync isn't worth ditching the browser. It's hands down the best browser for me
14:20 < plop> Copyright (C) The Internet Society (2006).
14:20 < plop> the internet society. love the name. they probably meet in a church basement or something
14:20 < Jekotia> "We're diverse enough to represent the entirety of the wholesome Internet!"
14:20 <@cryptic1> it looks janky
14:21 < Jekotia> cryptic1: Define it
14:21 < plop> The key words "MUST", "MUST NOT", "REQUIRED", "SHALL", "SHALL NOT",
14:21 < plop>    "SHOULD", "SHOULD NOT", "RECOMMENDED", "MAY", and "OPTIONAL" in this
14:21 < plop>    document are to be interpreted as described in [RFC2119]
14:23 < thecliguy> "SHALT NOT" if they meet in a church basement.
14:25 <@cryptic1> Must Not use vivaldi
14:25 < plop> RECOMMENDED Carmina Burana
14:27 < thecliguy> You need Opera for that.
14:27 < Bru-> LA DONNA E MOBILE
14:33 < Jekotia> cryptic1: Why do you seem to be so against Vivaldi? o.O
14:34 <@cryptic1> its one of those alt browsers
14:43 < vader-> any of you guys do job hunting much?
14:43 < Bru-> \o
14:43 < Jekotia> My current job hunted me
14:43 < vader-> im really struggling finding my next gig
14:43 < Bru-> all day every day
14:43 < corn266> mernin
14:43 < Bru-> me too man
14:44 < FenJai> vader-, is your resume a pdf ?
14:44 < vader-> ya
14:44 < FenJai> Is the text selectable ?
14:44 < vader-> ya
14:45 < FenJai> Alrighty. Do you name drop obvious keywords like "linux" instead of just "ubuntu, debian, suse, etc" ?
14:46 <@Code_Man65> Do you put your left foot in, take your left foot out, put your left foot in, and shake it all about?
14:46 < Bru-> does it matter which foot comes first?
14:46 < Bru-> shit my resume is a docx
14:46 < Bru-> i should pdf that bitch
14:46 <@Code_Man65> Bru-:  Of course it does, order of operations is important
14:46 < vader->  i just shortened my resume to 2 pages
14:46 < Bru-> PEMDAS
14:46 < vader-> it was tough
14:47 < vader-> it was originally 4 pages
14:47 <@Code_Man65> I've dealt with too many places that won't take resume's in PDF format
14:47 <@cryptic1> 2 pages is best
14:47 < FenJai> Cos that got me once. Was having a dry spell and a recruiter called me up asking if I had linux experience. I told him I did told him ubuntu, debian, RH, etc were all on my resume. He said I should put linux on instead. Updated my resume with linux added, next day Im getting 4x as many calls
14:48 < giant_it_burrit> i do pdf so that places dont edit my shit
14:48 < giant_it_burrit> ive had that happen
14:48 < Bru-> oh
14:48 < Bru-> i dont use a headhunter
14:48 < Bru-> IT gigs around here are slim pickins
14:48 < Bru-> and i cant relocate
14:48 <@Code_Man65> I do, and they require the resume in word format
14:49 < plop> with photo or withou?
14:49 <@Code_Man65> No photo
14:49 < plop> good.
14:49 < jaelae> :|
14:49 <@Code_Man65> It's a resume, not an OK Cupid profile
14:49 < jaelae> data center i use got absorbed by rackspace
14:49 < Bru-> is okcupid still around?
14:49 < vader-> haha
14:49 < Jekotia> ^ yes
14:49 < jaelae> i normally create a tickets asking to enable my wireless account when im on site and now they are super confused by my ticket
14:50 < giant_it_burrit> met my lady on okc
14:50 < giant_it_burrit> it isnt alazaire619
14:50 < jaelae> little_lady_burrito?
14:50 < giant_it_burrit> little_techer_burrito
14:50 < giant_it_burrit> *teacher
14:50 < Jekotia> giant_it_burrit: I almost did. My last date was great, she told me it was great! Never heard from her again.
14:50 < vader-> anyone's place hiring?
14:50 < vader-> hehe
14:50  * Jekotia doesn't even
14:50 <@Code_Man65> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QumxOQganfo
14:50 <+layer-eight> * Code_Man65 →  YouTube → Styx - Lady → ⚘ 1,973,921 ↑ 13,234 ↓ 375 ✍ 915
14:50 < Bru-> lol
14:50 < giant_it_burrit> vader-: for what
14:50 < Bru-> met me wife the old fashioned way
14:51 < Bru-> at a bar
14:51 < jaelae> Little toucher?
14:51 < Bru-> lolol
14:51 < vader-> AWS/Azure/Vmware/Infrastructure architect/engineer?
14:51 < vader-> O365/IAM (ADFS/Okta)?
14:51 < vader-> Networking, Storage, servers?
14:51 < giant_it_burrit> do you want to be my helldesk
14:51 < giant_it_burrit> huehuehue
14:51 < jaelae> 50$ if you can help me rack this storage shelf
14:52 < giant_it_burrit> jaelae: ill do it for free if you drop it at my apt
14:53 < vader-> haha fly me there
14:53 < vader-> toying with the idea of starting my own MSP
14:53 < jaelae> What I neees to do is r space out hardware
14:53 < plop> i don't like the word architect in IT. so posh.
14:53 < jaelae> I’m out of space due to misused Us
14:53 < jaelae> https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/wz8eJMW4/1525870431.JPG
14:53 <+layer-eight> * jaelae →  IMAGE/JPEG Document, 144,669 bytes
14:54 < jaelae> Trying to find a spot for another 6u chassis here for UCS
14:54 < giant_it_burrit> my house
14:54 < giant_it_burrit> in tehh middle of the street
14:54 < jaelae> I like IT evangelist
14:54 < Bru-> check out the chassis on that lassie!
14:55 < giant_it_burrit> https://www.theatlantic.com/photo/2012/11/the-house-in-the-middle-of-the-street/100411/
14:55 <+layer-eight> * giant_it_burrit →  The House in the Middle of the Street - The Atlantic
14:56 < Bru-> lol
14:56 < Bru-> wow
15:00 < vader-> thats some pretty ucs units...
15:03 < vader-> ya i just don't understand how some people get jobs...
15:05 < SpookyCrisp> Is it odd to show up to an interview with a note pad to take notes?
15:06 < vader-> nope
15:07 < SpookyCrisp> I'll have to bring my best pen.
15:09 <@Code_Man65> SpookyCrisp:  Walk in with one of these https://www.gouletpens.com/namiki-emperor-maki-e-fountain-pen-dragon-medium/p/PN61435
15:09 < SpookyCrisp> Code_Man65, Do they offer next day air shipping?
15:09 <@Code_Man65> IIRC, yes
15:10 < SpookyCrisp> Oh good. I will order right now.
15:10 <@JollyRgrs> SpookyCrisp: speaking of notepad...
15:10 <@JollyRgrs> anyone see that notepad will support LF and CR EOL now?
15:11 <@JollyRgrs> not just LFCR
15:11 <@Code_Man65> Saw that this morning
15:11 <@Code_Man65> SpookyCrisp:  You'll have to tell me if that pen also comes with a reach around then, it should for that price
15:11 <@JollyRgrs> dang, i want one of those pens
15:11 <@JollyRgrs> i'd take a lot more notes if i did
15:12 <@Code_Man65> Only because you'd want to show it off as much as possible JollyRgrs
15:12 < Casteil> if not for the potential resale value, I wouldn't spend $96 on that pen
15:13 < Casteil> never mind $960 or the actual $9600 they want for it lol
15:13 <@Code_Man65> My wife actually has a $160 fountain pen
15:14 <@Code_Man65> They sell
15:14 <@Code_Man65> Personally, I can't use foutain pens.  I put too much pressure on nib
15:14 < plop> the nip splits to make the line thicker
15:15 < plop> when you apply preassure to it
15:15 <@JollyRgrs> Code_Man65: heck yeah, showing off a reach-around pen would be sweet
15:15 < Casteil> I have a couple fountain pens
15:15 < Casteil> they're neat
15:16 < Casteil> but.. with how infrequently I write, they're always dry the next time I grab them
15:17 < vader-> for $9600, it better write with real gold ink...
15:17 < MillerBoss> If you gonna play in Texas
15:18 < MillerBoss> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAFxxMvK1jI
15:18 <@JollyRgrs> ... then it is because you weren't good enough to play for a Florida team
15:18 <+layer-eight> * MillerBoss →  YouTube → Alabama - If You're Gonna Play In Texas (Live at Farm Aid 1986) → ⚘ 179,550 ↑ 711 ↓ 21 ✍ 33
15:18 < MillerBoss> You gotta have a fiddle in the band
15:18 <@JollyRgrs> don't be postin nonna dat nasty country
15:19 < MillerBoss> Don't click play then.
15:19 <@JollyRgrs> you want fiddle, post some bluegrass or somethin
15:19 <@JollyRgrs> MillerBoss: at least your bot is working well enough to inform me not to click it :P
15:19 < MillerBoss> ;)
15:20 < MillerBoss> You can't handle Alabama?
15:20 <@JollyRgrs> s/alabama/country
15:20 < MillerBoss> I thought it was justthe twang
15:20 < tsarbomba> alabama can't handle us
15:20 < asimon> fuckin god damn windows update
15:21 < asimon> who told me it was safe to do that
15:21 < MillerBoss> s/Alabama/Country
15:21 <+layer-eight> [SED MillerBoss] You can't handle Country?
15:21 < MillerBoss> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mv4xlp3GlWw
15:21 <+layer-eight> * MillerBoss →  YouTube → Charlie Daniels Band - The Devil Went Down To Georgia (Live at Farm Aid 1985) → ⚘ 138,791 ↑ 869 ↓ 13 ✍ 45
15:21 < tsarbomba> is millerboss playing his 80s mix tapes again
15:21 < asimon> I came into the office 40 minutes ago and it took until now to finish updating
15:21 < MillerBoss> You betchya
15:21 <@Code_Man65> Gotta love a band named Alabama singing about Texas
15:21 <@JollyRgrs> MillerBoss: now that i can go with
15:21 <@JollyRgrs> Code_Man65: or a band from FL singing about sweet home alabama
15:22 < Nightcinder> asimon: sounds fine to me
15:22 < tsarbomba> or a band from FL singing about the mountains
15:22 <@JollyRgrs> asimon: 40 min? sounds like you got a slow PC
15:22 < Nightcinder> JollyRgrs: or he got 1709/1803
15:22 <@JollyRgrs> Nightcinder: that was my next question
15:22 < tsarbomba> or a band from FL singing about georgia
15:23 < Nightcinder> 1803 took around a half hour
15:23 < Nightcinder> for me
15:23 <@JollyRgrs> tsarbomba: so what you are saying is that there are a lot of good bands from FL? :P
15:23 < Casteil> yeah, 1803 will put you out of commission for a good half hour after you restart
15:24 < Nightcinder> i like most of the new features of 1803
15:24 < Nightcinder> haven't had the major issues others have claimed
15:24 < Nightcinder> except RDP is broken for me (but I use royalTS)
15:24 < Nightcinder> and by 'broken' i mean it sizes for my 4k display not for my 1440 displays
15:24 <@Code_Man65> JollyRgrs:  At least with ZZ Top the opening line goes "I'm shufflin through the Texas sand, but my heads in Mississipi"
15:25 < MillerBoss> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yh3ml8gzrd4
15:25 <+layer-eight> * MillerBoss →  YouTube → Nitty Gritty Dirt Band - Fishin' in the dark → ⚘ 5,517,623 ↑ 17,110 ↓ 639 ✍ 1,265
15:25 <@JollyRgrs> Code_Man65: but they sang about la grange and wasn't until last year (i think?) that they even performed there
15:25 < Nightcinder> they should've never performed there
15:25 < asimon> JollyRgrs: It's a precision 5510 from last year :(
15:25 < Nightcinder> that would've been the best
15:25 < MillerBoss> BABY GET READDDDY OOOOOOOOO
15:25 <@JollyRgrs> i assume it is a pretty small town?
15:26 <@JollyRgrs> asimon: SSD? at least i5?
15:26 < plop> just got call from cisco to check if we're happy with our network hardware.
15:26 < tsarbomba> jollyrgrs, all the same band
15:26 < tsarbomba> well, except for the one that sings about alabama
15:26 < asimon> ssd and i7
15:26 < tsarbomba> that's a different florida band
15:26 <@JollyRgrs> tsarbomba: which band were you talking about?
15:26 < tsarbomba> the allman brothers of jacksonville
15:26 <@JollyRgrs> i can list like 6 or 7 bands that everyone would know just from my town alone
15:27 < mrghostman> plop that wasnt cisco
15:27 < mrghostman> lol
15:28 < abakedapplepie> <3 the allman brothers
15:28 < plop> mrghostman, i said they're expensive and told me i can cisco capital. and they can contact a partner to help
15:28 < abakedapplepie> had to put on ramblin man
15:28 < MillerBoss> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QAEmCuBnck
15:28 < plop> mrghostman, but yeah. i said we're fine.
15:28 <+layer-eight> * MillerBoss →  YouTube → Jerry Reed - East Bound And Down → ⚘ 771,810 ↑ 6,407 ↓ 107 ✍ 381
15:29 < Gert-B-Frobe> We gon' do wat they say can't be done
15:29 <@Code_Man65> Ah Smokey and the Bandit
15:29 < MillerBoss> You betchya Gert-B-Frobe
15:29 < Gert-B-Frobe> Burt soaked some panties back in his day
15:29 < MillerBoss> Yeah
15:30 < MillerBoss> Breaker 1 Breaker 1 this is better over https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xw55Z4qyl2o
15:30 <+layer-eight> * MillerBoss →  YouTube → Smokey and the Bandit - West Bound and Down → ⚘ 334,274 ↑ 2,323 ↓ 52 ✍ 132
15:31 < MillerBoss> Stereo even
15:33 < MillerBoss> T Tops
15:34 < MillerBoss> And those bell bottoms
15:35 < MillerBoss> Levis 527 is what I wear. Close to bell bottoms. :P
15:35 < tsarbomba> you really shouldn't drink at the office, millerboss
15:35 < MillerBoss> I hate coffee and do not drink it
15:35 < asimon> MillerBoss: How do you stay awake
15:35 < plop> MillerBoss, have you watched baby driver?
15:35 < MillerBoss> Sure why not https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9TfSKqtE30
15:35 <+layer-eight> * MillerBoss →  YouTube → Convoy - Best clip from the movie → ⚘ 327,144 ↑ 881 ↓ 30 ✍ 142 → * Content Restrictions
15:36 < MillerBoss> asimon 👉 Very carefully
15:36 < MillerBoss> plop 👉 No sir
15:36 < plop> MillerBoss, it is a must. killer OST, amazing photography, action, cars, and fantastic plot.
15:37 < MillerBoss> Thanks I'll check it out
15:39 < SpookyCrisp> Anybody unleashed 1803 upon the masses yet?
15:39 <@JollyRgrs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuutU77H5j4
15:39 <+layer-eight> * JollyRgrs →  YouTube → Mississippi Moon Dog - Molly Hatchet → ⚘ 54,308 ↑ 254 ↓ 8 ✍ 11
15:39 < abakedapplepie> yeah baby driver was pretty good
15:39 <@JollyRgrs> SpookyCrisp: i unleashed it upon myself at home if that counts
15:39 < abakedapplepie> it was like a cheeky drive though
15:40 < abakedapplepie> the gooseling movie
15:40 <@JollyRgrs> asimon: coffee isn't the only caffeine vehicle
15:40 < asimon> Well tea is pretty weak and I sure as hell ain't popping any pills
15:40 <@JollyRgrs> sweet tea, dr pepper, mtn dew, energy drinks
15:40 < tsarbomba> NO
15:40 < tsarbomba> NO SWEET TEA
15:40 < tsarbomba> ABOMINATION
15:40 < tsarbomba> HERESY
15:40 <@JollyRgrs> SWEET TEA IS LIFE
15:40 <@JollyRgrs> SWEET TEA IS LOVE
15:41 <@JollyRgrs> SWEET TEA IS LAUGH
15:41 <@JollyRgrs> ?
15:41 < SpookyCrisp> I love sweet tea.
15:41  * tsarbomba forks the evil eye at spookycrisp
15:41 <@JollyRgrs> :P
15:42 < MillerBoss> Rubber duck do you copy me
15:42 < corn266> Red Diamond Sweet Tea is hands down the best sweet tea
15:44 <@JollyRgrs> corn266: do what?
15:45 <@JollyRgrs> no store bought tea is best tea
15:45 <@JollyRgrs> 4 family size bags and 1 earl gray bag steeped for about 20-30 min, cup and a half of sugar
15:45 <@JollyRgrs> that's it
15:45 < tsarbomba> you're all killing me a little inside
15:45 < corn266> https://reddiamond.com/
15:46 <+layer-eight> * corn266 →  Red Diamond - World-Class Coffee and Tea For Home or Business
15:46  * tsarbomba steals all yr sugar and replaces it with lemons
15:46 < tsarbomba> that is for your tea
15:46 < tsarbomba> you're welcome
15:47 < plop> to many russians at my office and they talk between them and it is like an annoying background noise.
15:47  * corn266 throws a lemon party for tsarbomba 
15:48 < corn266> take your damn lemons and shove em
15:48 <@JollyRgrs> tsarbomba: i do like adding a bit of lemon juice in my tea though
15:48 < catbeard> .seen rootsudo
15:48  * tsarbomba slices corn266 open and drips lemon juice into the cuts
15:48 < plop> `first-seen catbeard
15:48 <+layer-eight> I need someone to look for plop
15:48 < plop> layer-eight, is broke
15:48  * corn266 curses tsarbomba to get papercuts every time he handles any paper
15:49 <@JollyRgrs> `first-seen catbeard catbeard
15:49 <+layer-eight> Seen →  catbeard Saying Gtx 1050 is pretty decent via Log on #reddit-sysadmin 10 days ago
15:49 < plop> goddamn JollyRgrs
15:49 <@JollyRgrs> it is broken, but not totally broke
15:49 < plop> `firs-seen JollyRgrs JollyRgrs
15:49 < plop> `first-seen JollyRgrs JollyRgrs
15:49 <+layer-eight> Seen →  JollyRgrs Saying czarbomba: who said that? via Log on #reddit-sysadmin 11 days ago → Quitting [#reddit-sysadmin] 7 days ago *.net *.split
15:49 < plop> haha
15:49 < corn266> `last-seen plop
15:50 < corn266> frick
15:50 <+TuxedoJack> O365 admin console down for anyone else?
15:50 <+TuxedoJack> Just shows a link to "Skip to the main content" and does nothing
15:50 <@JollyRgrs> `first-seen plop plop
15:50 <+layer-eight> Seen →  plop Saying morning via Log on #reddit-sysadmin 11 days ago → Quitting [#reddit-sysadmin] 8 days ago Quit: Leaving
15:50 <@JollyRgrs> `first-seen fizz fizz
15:50 <+layer-eight> I have no data on fizz
15:50 < plop> i see
15:53 < ekaj> .bofh
15:53 < ekaj> `bofh
15:53 <+layer-eight> BOFH The data on your hard drive is out of balance.
15:54 < plop> all the bits and bytes in the same side of the disk
15:57 < Gert-B-Frobe> TuxedoJack: powershell boi
15:57 < MillerBoss> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8rtiRNwfvg
15:57 <+layer-eight> * MillerBoss →  YouTube → OMG😲 68 Year Old Sings AC/DC Highway To Hell! SIMON is SHOCKED!! Britain´s Got Talent 2018 → ⚘ 3,796,507 ↑ 50,295 ↓ 1,569 ✍ 3,480 → * Content Restrictions
15:58 < Bru-> ugh
15:58 < Bru-> mitel 3300
15:58 < MillerBoss> Like ZOMG
15:58 < Gert-B-Frobe> MillerBoss: There was like an 80 year old guy that did let the bodie shit the floor on america's got talent
15:58 < Gert-B-Frobe> err
15:58 < ekaj> anyone have much experience with RHEL 7 and selinux? Trying to add a user account to an selinux user
15:58 < Gert-B-Frobe> let the bodies hit the floor*
15:58 < Bru-> I wish when the Directory entry changed, the NAME label on the phone shortcut changed as well
15:59 < MillerBoss> I'll have to watch that after this one
15:59 < Bru-> sucks when we have terminations
16:00 < Bru-> cuz you re-assign the extension, but the old name still appears on all phones
16:00 < corn266> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pIe2UmrWLY
16:00 <+layer-eight> * corn266 →  YouTube → Numbers (I Can Only Count to Four) → ⚘ 10,692 ↑ 190 ↓ 11 ✍ 4 → * Content Restrictions
16:00 < JFDkthx> morning nerds
16:00 <@JollyRgrs> Gert-B-Frobe: i remember that one
16:01 <@Code_Man65> ekaj:  The setroubleshoot package is your friend, info here https://wiki.centos.org/HowTos/SELinux
16:01 <+layer-eight> * Code_Man65 →  HowTos/SELinux - CentOS Wiki
16:01 < ekaj> Code_Man65: I actually just found an answer, I had to run "setsebool -P ssh_sysadm_login 1"
16:02 < corn266> ekaj: If you have any questions on how SELinux should be setting things, check out https://github.com/SELinuxProject/selinux/tree/master/libselinux
16:02 < ekaj> I do need to read that though, thank you
16:02 <+layer-eight> * corn266 →  GitHub → SELinuxProject → selinux → This is the upstream repository for the Security Enhanced Linux (SELinux) userland libraries and tools. The software provided by this project complements the SELinux features integrated into the Linux kernel and is used by Linux distributions. All bugs and patches should be submitted to selinux@tycho.nsa.gov. → @ ~ a day ago → C → ✡ 304 → Forks: 140 →
16:02 < MillerBoss> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFKBN3MGUGI
16:02 <+layer-eight> ☹ 20
16:02 <+layer-eight> * MillerBoss →  YouTube → 82-Year-Old Man Covers DROWNING POOLS "Bodies" on Americas Got Talent! → ⚘ 9,014,302 ↑ 161,404 ↓ 5,447 ✍ 11,514
16:02 < vinrock> http://people.csail.mit.edu/bkph/images/theres_your_reception_problem.jpg
16:02 <+layer-eight> * vinrock →  IMAGE/JPEG Document, 108,939 bytes
16:03 <@JollyRgrs> MillerBoss: she's actually pretty good
16:03 < MillerBoss> Yeah she is
16:04 <@JollyRgrs> sounds not far off from if heart covered it today
16:04 <@JollyRgrs> she can still belt those high notes though, dang
16:04 < Anaphylaxis> Anyone know the default login for a Brother CNC Milling Machine? rofl
16:04 <@JollyRgrs> admin admin?
16:04 < vinrock> admin/admin
16:04 < MillerBoss> Wow this guy is something else
16:04 <@JollyRgrs> lol
16:05 < MillerBoss> I just worry about a heart attack live
16:06 < JFDkthx> Anaphylaxis: sun123
16:06 < tsarbomba> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkHF_JMnB8o
16:06 <+layer-eight> * tsarbomba →  YouTube → Queen - Sheer Heart Attack (Official Lyric Video) → ⚘ 794,042 ↑ 8,056 ↓ 173 ✍ 1,565
16:06 < MillerBoss> OK better clip https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdawGqV4LS0 full one
16:06 <+layer-eight> * MillerBoss →  YouTube → America's Got Talent 2016 John Hetlinger 82 Y.O. Rockin' Aerospace Engineer Full Audition Clip → ⚘ 437,377 ↑ 3,385 ↓ 83 ✍ 381
16:06 < Anaphylaxis> lol thanks fuys but no dice
16:06 < Anaphylaxis> yeah thats right i called you fuys
16:06 < Anaphylaxis> what are you gonna do about it?
16:06 < MillerBoss> cnc123
16:06 <@JollyRgrs> Anaphylaxis: tried looking for std brother printer logins and attempted those?
16:07 < ebol4> any brothers with std's in here
16:07 < Anaphylaxis> yes JollyRgrs
16:07 < ebol4> looking for an std brother
16:07 <@JollyRgrs> ebol4: just you, just you
16:07 <@JollyRgrs> ebol4ids
16:07 < JFDkthx> ebol4: stds are out nowadays
16:07 < ebol4> why don't you come al ittle closer JollyRgrs
16:07 <@JollyRgrs> ebol4: sorry, i don't think i could touch a silver :P
16:07 < ebol4> :O
16:07  * JollyRgrs fires shots
16:14 < MillerBoss> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxBzUZ1q7Vw
16:14 <+layer-eight> * MillerBoss →  YouTube → MOLLY HATCHET - Dreams I'll Never See / Flirtin' With Disaster → ⚘ 917,214 ↑ 6,136 ↓ 188 ✍ 968
16:15 < Gert-B-Frobe> linuxdood has a bad std
16:17 <@NinjaStyle> He got the clap
16:17 < Gert-B-Frobe> he got the aids
16:18 < Gert-B-Frobe> and hopefully only has 2 hours left to live
16:18 < Bru-> any mitel 3300 admins here?
16:20 < tsarbomba> good news, everybody!
16:20 < tsarbomba> i spoke to the southern heritage society and they are officially renouncing sweet tea!
16:20 < corn266> It's wednesday?
16:21 < tsarbomba> it took the addition of three new federal holidays to celebrate key confederate figures/events but hey
16:21 < tsarbomba> no more sweet tea!
16:21 < tsarbomba> (totally worth it)
16:24 < corn266> Good news! Lemons have been assigned to schedule 1! All cultivation, imports, and research are to cease until the effects of lemons have been studied
16:25 < JFDkthx> AnimalFarmPig: quick, obscure tree name
16:25 < JFDkthx> estranger: GARBAGE DAY
16:25  * tsarbomba throws corn266 into a vat of lemon juice
16:26  * JFDkthx shoots estranger
16:26 < tsarbomba> also, you can have my lemons when you pry them from my cold dead fingers
16:26 < tsarbomba> checkmate, libs
16:26 < estranger> MUHAHAHAHAHHA
16:26 < officerrando> watch out for lemon stealing whores
16:26 < felda> user asked me for help because she was having a hard time reading text in chrome after switching from internet explorer
16:27 < felda> accidentally uttered the phrase "do you have baby eyes?"
16:27 < tsarbomba> s/baby/bette davis
16:27 <+layer-eight> [SED tsarbomba/felda] accidentally uttered the phrase "do you have bette davis eyes?"
16:27 < MillerBoss> Now you're messing
16:27 < felda> officerrando who stole your lemons buddy? do you need some help?
16:27 < MillerBoss> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEG0-3xlAkg
16:27 <+layer-eight> * MillerBoss →  YouTube → Nazareth Hair of the Dog → ⚘ 8,272,484 ↑ 42,634 ↓ 1,008 ✍ 0
16:27 < tsarbomba> ugh nazareth
16:27 < MillerBoss> ugh
16:28 < tsarbomba> never could get past "love hurts"
16:28 < JFDkthx> felda: topkek
16:28 < tsarbomba> which is one of the most ridiculous songs ever
16:28  * officerrando wonders if felda has seen "the video" about lemon stealing whores.
16:28 < felda> officerrando I thought you were using "lemon" as innuendo for other things
16:28 < JFDkthx> felda: lcd text in chrome://flags
16:28 < corn266> officerrando: no it's a shitty porno opening
16:28 < corn266> s/officerrando/felda
16:29 < felda> JFDkthx nah I told her to use CTRL and scroll wheel to change the font sizes on websites
16:29 <+layer-eight> [SED corn266] felda: no it's a shitty porno opening
16:29 < JFDkthx> psh
16:29 < officerrando> never joke about lemon stealing whores. btw, it's bee a few minutes since we've looked at our lemon tree
16:29 < felda> JFDkthx I could have gone into her settings and changed the global setting
16:29 < felda> but NAY
16:29 < JFDkthx> ur in an enterprise push it out by gpo
16:29 < tsarbomba> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zyhu2ysqKGk
16:29 <+layer-eight> * tsarbomba →  YouTube → Led Zeppelin - The Lemon Song → ⚘ 7,488,447 ↑ 26,948 ↓ 1,088 ✍ 2,261
16:29 < F34RInc> felda, make sure you turn up the display DPI to 200% so it jacks everyting up
16:30 < felda> F34RInc eww no I will make my users suffer
16:30 < corn266> Is getting windows pro at home worth it?
16:30 <@JollyRgrs> yes
16:30 < JFDkthx> ive got it.
16:30 <@JollyRgrs> tbh, i have no clue
16:30 < corn266> Do you handle configuration with the configuration manager?
16:30 < officerrando> nah. i use home at home. no domain. no RDP.
16:30 <@JollyRgrs> i got it b/c i activated a KMS win 8.1 pro and then did free upgrade to that
16:30 < corn266> s/configuration manager/GPO
16:30 <+layer-eight> [SED corn266] Do you handle configuration with the GPO?
16:30 < F34RInc> felda, I wasnt serious.
16:30 < JFDkthx> im some not pheasant that only uses free stuff
16:31 < felda> F34RInc I know
16:31 <@JollyRgrs> but yeah, i like rdp available (esp for kids' computers at home)
16:31 < felda> I am a bad sysadmin
16:31 < felda> it's like a mini dictatorship in here
16:31 < F34RInc> did you come up with a torrent solution
16:31 <@JollyRgrs> felda: we know that
16:31 < felda> I disabled mouse acceleration on all PCs
16:31 < felda> and set the cursor speed the same on all PCs
16:31 < MillerBoss> BAAAASTON https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_kokTee01k
16:31 <+layer-eight> * MillerBoss →  YouTube → Boston - More Than a Feeling HD → ⚘ 1,368,381 ↑ 11,852 ↓ 224 ✍ 976
16:31 < felda> extensions are always on
16:32 < F34RInc> felda, dont disable it.  Scheduled task to randomly set the acceleration and mouse trail length
16:32 < tsarbomba> i rewrote all of felda's snort rules
16:32 < felda> I have some decent torrent stuff going but it's not that comprehensive
16:32 < felda> DNS blocklist for all trackers
16:32 < felda> got Suricata blocking some P2P traffic
16:32 < ThisIsSys> Any one of you still using Symantec Ghost for image cloning??
16:33 < ThisIsSys> I have issues cloning .gho images to Nvme drives
16:33 < ekaj> `bofh
16:33 <+layer-eight> BOFH Unoptimized hard drive
16:33 < MillerBoss> `bofh
16:33 <+layer-eight> BOFH You have an i/o error -> incompetent operator error
16:34 < ThisIsSys> The error says "An internal inconsistency has been detected."
16:34 < tsarbomba> sure your images are clean?
16:34 < vinrock> "I recently purchased a Ubiquiti TOUGHCable PRO Outdoor Shielded Ethernet Cable. I am writing to let you know how pleased I am with both the quality of the jewelry and the service I received. I got everything within 2 days of my order which was much faster than I expected. Also, the Ubiquiti TOUGHCable PRO Outdoor Shielded Ethernet Cable was absolutely exquisite. Each piece literally took my breath away. I will be making more pu
16:34 < vinrock> rchases from your company! Thank you very much!! "
16:34 < MillerBoss> >Contact your administrator
16:34 < vinrock> i suspect this is not a legitimate review
16:34 < ThisIsSys> Yup! I took them from SSD.  They are sysprep'd images. The images work just fine on SSDs
16:34 < ThisIsSys> They even work well when i use cloneZilla
16:35 < corn266> vinrock: you don't make necklaces out of spare ethernet cables?
16:35 < vinrock> i don't recall the last time seeing any cable took my breath away
16:35 < corn266> The jewels are your bad termination attempts
16:36 < Anaphylaxis> vinrock, what do you mean? my Ubiquiti TOUGHCable PRO Outdoor Shielded Ethernet Cable is awesome! Best product I ever owned, my Ubiquiti TOUGHCable PRO Outdoor Shielded Ethernet Cable.
16:36 < MillerBoss> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GMoLENWsSk
16:36 <+layer-eight> * MillerBoss →  YouTube → California Girls [HD] - David Lee Roth → ⚘ 3,787,522 ↑ 15,461 ↓ 920 ✍ 1,132
16:37 < tsarbomba> next person to say "Ubiquiti TOUGHCable PRO Outdoor Shielded Ethernet Cable" is getting thrown down a quarry
16:37 < ThisIsSys> how about Ubiquiti TOUGHCable PRO Outdoor Shielded Ethernet Cabl
16:37 < bigchim> lol
16:37 < corn266> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0boHcBFSR0
16:37 <+layer-eight> * corn266 →  YouTube → DANNY BROWN - ODB (OFFICIAL VIDEO) → ⚘ 1,162,040 ↑ 9,895 ↓ 336 ✍ 1,592
16:38 < Nightcinder> they forced a senate vote on net neutrality huh
16:38 < Anaphylaxis> anyway, so does anyone have a recommended ethernet cable that's shielded for the outdoors? pls?
16:38 < Anaphylaxis> one with good reviews preferably.
16:39 < Nightcinder> just get a standard one from monoprice
16:39 < Nightcinder> is this for burial or just gonna lay on the ground?
16:39 < Anaphylaxis> well yeah i thought that.. but then I saw the Ubiquiti TOUGHCable PRO Outdoor Shielded Ethernet Cable and my mind is blown
16:39 < Anaphylaxis> It's for my new necklace
16:39 < Nightcinder> ..what
16:41 < corn266> `last-said vinrock
16:41 <+layer-eight> You did not enter in a word, silly
16:41 < corn266> what
16:41 <+TuxedoJack> Anaphylaxis: dafuq
16:41 < corn266> `last-said Ubiquiti TOUGHCable PRO Outdoor Shielded Ethernet Cable
16:41 <+layer-eight> Nothing was ever said like that in this channel
16:41 <+TuxedoJack> That's an actual thing
16:41 < corn266> fuck you
16:41 <+TuxedoJack> Huh
16:41 < MillerBoss> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ae829mFAGGE
16:41 <+layer-eight> * MillerBoss →  YouTube → ZZ Top - Gimme All Your Lovin' (OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO) → ⚘ 43,554,015 ↑ 140,365 ↓ 6,655 ✍ 3,912
16:41 < tsarbomba> the bot openly mocks you
16:42 < MillerBoss> `echo Ubiquiti TOUGHCable PRO Outdoor Shielded Ethernet Cable
16:42 <+layer-eight> Ubiquiti TOUGHCable PRO Outdoor Shielded Ethernet Cable
16:42 < tsarbomba> i hate you all :(
16:42 < ebol4> TOUGHCable PROOOO!!!!!
16:42 < vonzcfw> what do you guys recommend for AV on 2012 R2? (literally asking for a friend)
16:42 < MillerBoss> Gimmie all your lovin'
16:42 < DomLS3> vonzcfw: no av is the best av
16:43 < MillerBoss> Nothing vonzcfw
16:43 < DomLS3> MillerBoss: ++
16:43 < vonzcfw> lol
16:43 < MillerBoss> Or seriously
16:43 < Nightcinder>  Charge and power your USB-C equipped laptop, while simultaneously charging up to two smartphones, tablets, or other USB powered devices using this Obsidian Series 3-Port USB Wall Charger. The USB-C port can provide up to 3A / 15 watts of power, allowing you to charge and power your laptop. At the same time, you can charge two other devices with up to 2.4A / 12 watts of power on each USB-A port, for 5.4A / 27 watts
16:43 < Nightcinder> of total charging power. Its small size means that it is easy to pack and therefore ideal for travel, while remaining perfect for use at home and in the office.
16:43 < Nightcinder> >3a/15w to your pc
16:43 < Nightcinder> ya ok
16:43 < ThisIsSys> If you need an AV on your 2012 R2, you don't need a 2012 R2.
16:44 < tsarbomba> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFDYuO53BUk
16:44 < DomLS3> AV on servers = bad idea
16:44 <+layer-eight> * tsarbomba →  YouTube → When The Levee Breaks → ⚘ 3,550,743 ↑ 20,354 ↓ 1,855 ✍ 1,196 → * Content Restrictions
16:44 <+TuxedoJack> ThisIsSys: unless you're running 2012 R2 as a desktop OS
16:44 <+TuxedoJack> Which is admittedly silly, but still
16:44 < vonzcfw> thanks
16:44 < MillerBoss> Or forefront if you got it vonzcfw
16:45 < ThisIsSys> Could be a possibility. AVG the beast then, in that scenario
16:45 < AnimalFarmPig> JFDkthx: sorry, was in a meeting, baobab
16:45 <+TuxedoJack> ThisIsSys: ... why would you be THAT masochistic
16:45 < catbeard> `first-seen rootsudo
16:45 < MillerBoss> Forefront client can be had fairly easily vonzcfw
16:45 <+layer-eight> You must be identified with NickServ to use the first-seen command catbeard
16:45 < catbeard> tf
16:45 <+TuxedoJack> I mean, are you channelling David Carradine at the Twin Pines Massacre or something
16:46 < vonzcfw> thanks MillerBoss i'll check into that
16:46 < MillerBoss> Call me crazy but on RDS virtual desktops I install malwarebytes
16:46 < estranger> yer crazy
16:46 < catbeard> yer crazy
16:47 < MillerBoss> But not on 2016
16:47 < ThisIsSys> My supervisor makes me use Ghost instead of switching over to other deployment tools(SCCM/MDT).
16:47 <+TuxedoJack> "Bill: Do you find me sadistic? ... You know, Kiddo, I'd like to believe that you're aware enough even now to know that there's nothing sadistic in my actions. Well, maybe towards those other... jokers, but not you. No Kiddo, at this moment, this is me at my most... masochistic."
16:47 < MillerBoss> Ghost is so easy though, especially if you have an older version
16:47 < MillerBoss> Easier than CloneZilla
16:47 < ThisIsSys> They are giving me a hard time on nvme drives
16:48 < ThisIsSys> I need to figure out a way for CloneZilla multicast deployment
16:48 < MillerBoss> CloneZilla should handle that right?
16:48 < ThisIsSys> It does with the new stable version, but we don't have any server setup for CloneZilla yet.
16:48 < MillerBoss> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PiZHNw1MtzI
16:48 <+layer-eight> * MillerBoss →  YouTube → AC/DC - Who Made Who (Official Video) → ⚘ 25,998,203 ↑ 78,109 ↓ 3,743 ✍ 3,189 → * Content Restrictions
16:48 < ThisIsSys> We still use ghost for multicasting
16:49 < catbeard> UP telephony? IP urine!
16:49 < MillerBoss> What color?
16:49 < catbeard> redhead_kid_mocking_laugh.png
16:51 < MillerBoss> But, who made who?
16:51 < MillerBoss> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sys9LCUo-AU
16:51 <+layer-eight> * MillerBoss →  YouTube → Dire Straits- Walk Of Life (Official Video) → ⚘ 2,046,092 ↑ 11,445 ↓ 517 ✍ 621 → * Content Restrictions
16:52 < chernobylchild69> good morning
16:53 < MillerBoss> Hola
16:53 < chernobylchild69> que pasa mang
16:54 < bmurt> hey cryptic1. i was just thinking about dog shit oddly enough and it made me think of you
16:54  * cryptic1 shakes fist at bmurt
16:54 < tsarbomba> cryptic1, get back to work
16:54 <@cryptic1> everyone you know what to do
16:54 <@cryptic1> D:
16:54 < tsarbomba> :D
16:55 < Nightcinder> work to back
16:55 < tsarbomba> front to sleep
16:55 < MillerBoss> ¿Qué debemos hacer?
16:55 < ThisIsSys> I have been working with so many SSDs. I no longer know which images are sysprep'd and which ain't. Gotta keep a track of it from next time.
16:55 < MillerBoss> Menos trabajo, más juego.
16:55 < ThisIsSys> Can i shake and tell which ones are sysprep'd and which ones are not?
16:55 < ThisIsSys> There should be a way
16:56 < MillerBoss> Gracias Señor cryptic1.
16:56 < MillerBoss> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04KQydlJ-qc
16:56 <+layer-eight> * MillerBoss →  YouTube → John Fogerty - Centerfield → ⚘ 11,216,826 ↑ 47,121 ↓ 2,337 ✍ 2,939
16:56 < am0nrahx> Well, I guess there's no actual popcorn in popcorn chicken. I'll probably be equally disappointed in these hash browns now
16:56 < MillerBoss> I need more volume but it only goes up to far
16:57 <@cryptic1> bmurt you still snorting thermo paste?
16:57 < ThisIsSys> am0nrahx: The chicken is the popcorn.
16:57 < MillerBoss> https://millerboss.com/x/Screen-Shot-2018-05-09-09-57-05-uu.png My EQ
16:57 <+layer-eight> * MillerBoss →  IMAGE/PNG; CHARSET=UTF-8 Document, 236,428 bytes
16:57 < catbeard> what else are we supposed to snort
16:57 < bmurt> cryptic1: i try to
16:57 < bmurt> i also eat glue, but that's because it's chewy
16:57 < tsarbomba> lol wtf @ midrange
16:57 < FenJai> Hot damn
16:57 < tsarbomba> scoop that shit son
16:57 < MillerBoss> The mids?
16:57 < FenJai> I just found a site that lets you control robots in people's houses
16:57 < MillerBoss> Up or down?
16:57 < FenJai> https://letsrobot.tv/
16:57 <+layer-eight> * FenJai →  Let's Robot - User Created Robotic Telepresence Network
16:58 < FenJai> Also http://www.robotstreamer.com/robot/100
16:58 <+layer-eight> * FenJai →  RobotStreamer - Internet Controlled Robots & Low Latency Live Streaming
16:58 < MillerBoss> tsarbomba 👉 ^
16:58 < MillerBoss> Plus I am on headphones
16:59 < chernobylchild69> why are some users so clueless
16:59 < MillerBoss> Comes with the territory
16:59 < Nightcinder> some?
17:00 < chernobylchild69> some are not bad
17:00 < chernobylchild69> but theyre rare
17:02 < MillerBoss> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8CcTYsMHYU One Hit Wonder
17:02 <+layer-eight> * MillerBoss →  YouTube → Autograph - Turn up the Radio → ⚘ 7,213,869 ↑ 44,746 ↓ 2,156 ✍ 3,193 → * Content Restrictions
17:07 < MillerBoss> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_1ruZWJigo
17:07 <+layer-eight> * MillerBoss →  YouTube → Quiet Riot - Bang Your Head (Metal Health) → ⚘ 12,217,120 ↑ 77,842 ↓ 3,425 ✍ 3,762 → * Content Restrictions
17:07 < MillerBoss> You guys better be jamming out with me to this shit
17:07 < Heresiarch> chernobylchild69: because they have you to provide clues.
17:09 < corn266> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGHsxMqpL0c
17:09 <+layer-eight> * corn266 →  YouTube → Anthrax - Madhouse → ⚘ 13,196,857 ↑ 68,022 ↓ 1,936 ✍ 7,196
17:10 < asimon> Fuckin windows update
17:10 < asimon> can't connect to my domain controllers now
17:10 < asimon> something about a "security vulnerability" in remote desktop
17:10 < JFDkthx> AnimalFarmPig: baobab is great, thankyou
17:11 < MillerBoss> We are going back to 2003 Server asimon
17:11 < asimon> All I'm saying is I don't remember these kinds of problems back in the day
17:11 < JFDkthx> AnimalFarmPig: ++points for a named that buildings are named after in my city
17:12 < MillerBoss> You are not the only one asimon
17:12 < MillerBoss> Its dumb
17:12 < MillerBoss> WTF is this shit DomLS3 https://millerboss.com/x/Screen-Shot-2018-05-09-10-12-39-QI.png
17:12 <+layer-eight> * MillerBoss →  IMAGE/PNG; CHARSET=UTF-8 Document, 234,503 bytes
17:13  * MillerBoss clicks not interested 
17:13 < AnimalFarmPig> JFDkthx: happy to help!
17:13 < JFDkthx> dont lie
17:13 < JFDkthx> you love judas priest MillerBoss
17:13 < MillerBoss> No, Nickleback
17:14 < JFDkthx> you dont love judas priest, but love nickleback?
17:14 < JFDkthx> thats weird.
17:14 < MillerBoss> Totally
17:14  * MillerBoss rolls eyes
17:14 < ekaj> WHO'S IN CONTROL NOW
17:14 < JFDkthx> geoff robinson
17:14 < bvierra|job> so I have been tasked with pricing out doing AD + Centrify at my $job... anyone know of a good 2node server... would prefer lower end specs in terms of CPU / RAM... its literally going to be running AD + centrify
17:14 < JFDkthx> ekaj:
17:14 < MillerBoss> Your mom
17:14 < bvierra|job> (we do the rest out of the cloud... I just have this thing against doing it in the cloud)
17:14 < JFDkthx> ekaj: geoff has been incontrol since the broodwar days
17:15 < giant_it_burrit> bvierra|job: why centrify?
17:15 < bvierra|job> manage macs through AD
17:15 < giant_it_burrit> why not jamf
17:15 < bvierra|job> if you have something better I am all for it
17:15 < JFDkthx> bvierra|job: give me a sec, i'll give you what we use.
17:15 < giant_it_burrit> thats my recommendation
17:15 < MillerBoss> https://youtu.be/v2AC41dglnM
17:15 <+layer-eight> * MillerBoss →  ⚓  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2AC41dglnM&feature=youtu.be → YouTube → AC/DC - Thunderstruck (Official Video) → ⚘ 429,943,927 ↑ 1,721,429 ↓ 97,750 ✍ 61,973 → * Content Restrictions
17:15 < bvierra|job> because I have used centrify... thats my only reason :)
17:15 < giant_it_burrit> centrify tres but you ant manage a mac like you would a windows box
17:15 < bvierra|job> will look into jamf as well
17:16 < giant_it_burrit> they are too different
17:16 < MillerBoss> THUNDER
17:16 < MillerBoss> THUNDER
17:16 < JFDkthx> theres nothing wrong with centrify
17:16 < bvierra|job> I know
17:16 < MillerBoss> I wish I had Macs to manage
17:16 < MillerBoss> I really want to learn
17:16 < giant_it_burrit> i dont
17:16 < bvierra|job> (I am basically pricing us out on this one cause I neither have the time nor the want to do it)
17:16 < giant_it_burrit> they fucking suck
17:16 < giant_it_burrit> bvierra|job: how many devices
17:17 < bvierra|job> ~20 windows ~ 70 macs
17:17 < bvierra|job> 2 locations
17:17 < MillerBoss> Let me take over I'll help bvierra|job
17:17 < giant_it_burrit> go with jamf
17:17 < bvierra|job> 1 is in the EU 1 is in the US
17:17 < giant_it_burrit> still easy
17:17 < giant_it_burrit> 70 osx devices?
17:17 < giant_it_burrit> any ipads?
17:17 < giant_it_burrit> apple tv
17:17 < giant_it_burrit> iphones
17:17 < giant_it_burrit> etc
17:18 < Anaphylaxis> btw MillerBoss about that milling machine, the fucking login is right on the screen the guy neglected to inform me
17:18 < MillerBoss> Go figure Anaphylaxis
17:18 < MillerBoss> :)
17:18 < Anaphylaxis> proper tw@
17:18 < JFDkthx> bvierra|job: we have ours on old 2950s, you dont need much unless you're tryna do auditing and shit with it
17:18 < MillerBoss> What would you use for Apple TV, and iOS giant_it_burrit ?
17:18 < giant_it_burrit> same thing
17:18 < JFDkthx> once everything is in AD you really dont need the server anymore.
17:18 < giant_it_burrit> i used to use osx server
17:19 < sideup66> Fruit
17:19 < bvierra|job> giant_it_burrit, no to ipads, 2 apple tv no iphones
17:19 < MillerBoss> Any open source type deal out there? Oh you just use macOS Server? And what Apple Configurator?
17:19 < sideup66> Did you go full hipster when it booted?
17:19 < sideup66> Did you get Starbucks?
17:19 < sideup66> And have a liberal arts degree?
17:19 < giant_it_burrit> bvierra|job: it manages all of that
17:19 < giant_it_burrit> MillerBoss: you can use munk
17:19 < bvierra|job> JFDkthx, yea I am pricing that as well
17:19 < ServChan> `seen cryptic1 cryptic1
17:19 <+layer-eight> Seen →  cryptic1 Saying bmurt you still snorting thermo paste? via Log on #reddit-sysadmin 23 minutes ago
17:19 < giant_it_burrit> if you want to fuck with it
17:20 < MillerBoss> OK cool giant_it_burrit
17:20 < bvierra|job> once again... I really dont wanna do this and am pushing back till they hire someone to manage it full time next year
17:20 < giant_it_burrit> bvierra|job: easy rule of thumb. 80/yr for osx device 40//yr any other apple device
17:20 < bvierra|job> I run the SRE/DevOps dept
17:20 < bvierra|job> giant_it_burrit, awesome that helps :)
17:20 < giant_it_burrit> and 7500 3 day onsite to teach you
17:20 < bvierra|job> + win cals
17:20 < bvierra|job> yea I wont get that
17:20 < giant_it_burrit> next year that is gone
17:20 < bvierra|job> I have 0 time... unless they core someone
17:20 < giant_it_burrit> the onsite is mandatory
17:20 < giant_it_burrit> or they will make you spend 10k
17:20 < giant_it_burrit> for a support engineer
17:21 < giant_it_burrit> for 1 yr
17:21 < giant_it_burrit> literally went thru the song and dance
17:21 < bvierra|job> cool
17:21 < giant_it_burrit> we have 5 tvs and 6 osx devices
17:22 < bvierra|job> umm I can find some jr lvl dev that can do it
17:22 < bvierra|job> lol
17:22 < giant_it_burrit> so we tried to talk them down
17:22 < giant_it_burrit> bvierra|job: it isnt hard
17:22 < giant_it_burrit> even if you try to complex shit
17:22 < bvierra|job> its all about the time :)
17:22 < Heresiarch> bvierra|job: sole-role devops?
17:22 < bvierra|job> nah I have a full team
17:23 < giant_it_burrit> look at this guy
17:23 < bvierra|job> well currently 2 more sr
17:23 < giant_it_burrit> with a team
17:23 < bvierra|job> + 1 jr
17:23 < bvierra|job> but I am taking over a clusterfuck
17:23 < bvierra|job> and only been here 3 months
17:24 < vader-> Any Jira Cloud users in here?
17:24 < Heresiarch> bvierra|job: as may be. But central auth also makes clearing down the rest of the CF much easier.
17:24 < syere> I miss walking into a clusterfuck in small / medium businesses. It's like a giant puzzle. As long as you have the freedom to do what you need to do, it's a fun and rewarding challenge
17:25 < bvierra|job> Heresiarch, we actually already have that
17:25 < Nightcinder> i have freedom to do as i like
17:25 < Heresiarch> problem is, most SMBs don't really care (or in some cases, need to care) about providing budget/freedom to do what they'll end up needing.
17:25 < bvierra|job> they did that part right
17:25 < Heresiarch> bvierra|job: o.O
17:25 < bvierra|job> SAML / JumpCloud
17:25 < Heresiarch> bvierra|job: ahh, ok. So you'll just be transitioning the AD down to on-prem?
17:26 < bvierra|job> they just want to add in the AD now... prepping for SOCII and PCI
17:26 < bvierra|job> there was no AD
17:26 < bvierra|job> evertyone has full admin
17:26 < syere> ouch
17:26 < bvierra|job> win 2016 is 16 core minimum (up until this year we were like 80% dev)
17:26 < Heresiarch> oof. Well....at least you have a nice, heavy stick with which to beat people for the inevitable whining.
17:27 < dragonfleas> best free small business password vault software?
17:27 < scwizard> is it possible to get ssh to read a private key file that's 644ed?
17:27 < FenJai> Ya'll seen the google assistant book appointments
17:27  * bvierra|job keeps saying he doesnt want to do it
17:27 < FenJai> https://www.google.com/url?q=https://m.youtube.com/watch?v%3DlXUQ-DdSDoE&sa=D&source=hangouts&ust=1525965916008000&usg=AFQjCNFWygr4sAfdCtfT_2eQcwci5KQCjw
17:27 <+layer-eight> * FenJai →  Redirecting
17:27 < MillerBoss> Free?
17:27 < scwizard> i need think so devs can ssh into their local envs
17:27 < bvierra|job> dragonfleas, we actually use secretserver
17:27 < dragonfleas> can I use LastPass for enterprise?
17:27 < jaelae> keepass is free
17:27 < Heresiarch> scwizard: ...would you really want it to, for those perms?
17:27 < dragonfleas> bvierra|job, is secretserver free?
17:27 < jaelae> just have to store that DB somewhere
17:27 < MillerBoss> LastPass is my fav
17:27 < scwizard> Heresiarch: it's a local environment
17:27 < bvierra|job> thycotic
17:27 < bvierra|job> nope
17:27 < MillerBoss> Totally worth the moola dragonfleas
17:27 < node808> would a text search of multiple files in a single directory be considered a recursive search
17:27 < scwizard> Heresiarch: basically they're trying to vagrant ssh and it's failing, who cares what the perms are
17:28 < dragonfleas> I used secret server when i worked at my last org
17:28 < Heresiarch> scwizard: question stands. openssh doesn't differentiate between local env vs prod.
17:28 < dragonfleas> it was good
17:28 < node808> i know its too early for stupid questions
17:28 < node808> but...
17:28 < MillerBoss> node808 👉 There are no stupid questions
17:28 < jaelae> only stupid users
17:28 < MillerBoss> But I do not know the answer. :)
17:28 < node808> MillerBoss thats what they say...lol
17:28 < dragonfleas> yeah secret server has a free version
17:28 < dragonfleas> brb installing
17:29 < syere> i think it is only recursive when it has to search in folders inside of the parent folder
17:29 < MillerBoss> Right
17:29 < node808> syere yeah me too...but I wasnt sure
17:29 < scwizard> Heresiarch: ok, but is there any way to override that
17:29 < syere> im just thinking about how I grep
17:29 < MillerBoss> https://softwareengineering.stackexchange.com/questions/184596/what-does-recursive-mean-for-a-program-which-processes-files-and-directories
17:29 <+layer-eight> * MillerBoss →  recursion - What does "recursive" mean for a program which processes files and directories? - Software Engineering Stack Exchange
17:29 < scwizard> because I do differentiate between local env versus prod
17:29 < MillerBoss> node808 👉 ^
17:29 < syere> and i don't use -r if  there are no other folders i care about
17:29 < node808> syere yep...exactly
17:30 < node808> ok...that answers it...thanks
17:30 < Heresiarch> scwizard: not afaik. If you find out how, I'd be curious to know.
17:30 < scwizard> ugg
17:30 < scwizard> i guess i can always have the vagrant module
17:30 < scwizard> chmod it
17:30 < syere> scwizard: why not use a local file host manager?
17:31 < syere> host file* not enough coffee
17:32 < dragonfleas> wow
17:32 < dragonfleas> thycotic offers a 85% discount for secret server for non-profits
17:32 < dragonfleas> wtf
17:33 < Heresiarch> dragonfleas: why is that surprising?
17:33 < dragonfleas> that's pretty steep for not having a partnership with techsoup
17:33 < Hatter> how many times have you had to hear the joke about thycotic sounding like psychotic with a lisp
17:34 < Hatter> because I've heard that too many fucking times
17:36 < dragonfleas> it's psychotic, owned by mike tyson
17:37 < Hatter> and now you've just done it again
17:37 < estranger> my name fucking ryhmes with the company I work for.. it skinda annoying when I say hi im X from Y... half the time someone on the line repeats it cus its kinda catchy
17:37 < thecliguy> Are extensions written in Lisp?
17:38 < Hatter> X doesn't rhyme with Y
17:38 < Hatter> not even close
17:38 < estranger> >:O
17:38 < estranger> im already pretty doxable i dont need to make it even easier =)
17:39 < Hatter> I bet I could figure it out
17:39 < corn266> His name is theramy and he works for jeramy
17:39 < Hatter> Is your name Bisco?
17:39 < estranger> lol
17:39 < JK-47> Sup.
17:39 < estranger> yo dude
17:40 < JK-47> Love influencing change. Aka derailing vendors I dont like from selling their product.
17:41 <@JollyRgrs> corn266: we have a tech who's name is thileep... not phillipe, but thileep
17:42 < asimon> MillerBoss: I was able to bypass that RDP security setting by inception-remote desktop to a different (unpatched) server then to my domain controller
17:42 < asimon> This feels so icky
17:42 < tsarbomba> i've worked with someoen by the name "throwdeep"
17:43 < tsarbomba> i'm assuming it's a bangladeshi name
17:43 < corn266> s/throw/go
17:43 <+layer-eight> [SED corn266/tsarbomba] i've worked with someoen by the name "godeep"
17:43 <@JollyRgrs> kinda like manmeet?
17:44 < tsarbomba> justtheteep
17:46 < MillerBoss> Yeah I hear ya there asimon
17:47 < ebol4> y'all
17:47 < ebol4> on a brocade, when it says like (U1/M1) is that UNIT and MODULE
17:47 < ebol4> or what
17:48 < ebol4> fellas
17:48 < ebol4> is it UNIT and MODULE or is it UMBRIDGE and MANHATTAN
17:48 < ebol4> FELLAS
17:49 < ebol4> F E L L A S
17:49 < MillerBoss> Its pickles
17:49 < ebol4> NO
17:49 < MillerBoss> Oh
17:50 < MillerBoss> Yes (U1/M1) or M2 or M3 refers to U-Unit 1, M1 or 2 or 3 refers to modules.
17:50 < MillerBoss> https://community.brocade.com/t5/Ethernet-Switches-Routers/Notation-for-port-naming/td-p/78503
17:50 <+layer-eight> * MillerBoss →  Notation for port naming - Brocade Community Technical Support Forums - 78503
17:51 < MillerBoss> For example ports 1-48 is refered as M1, the main ports on the 6610, M2 refers to module 2, and module are the stacking module in the back and the ports in stacking module, and finally M3 refers to module 3, the 1/10G uplink ports on the left.
17:51  * MillerBoss shrugs ebol4 
17:51 < MillerBoss> ;)
17:51 < ServChan> ping pong
17:51 < MillerBoss> Pong ping
17:52 < ServChan> pong pong
17:53 < MillerBoss> Be sure to change the topic to solved if I helped solved your issue, ebol4
17:53 < estranger> I like when people get so offended at my technical preaching someone storms out the room
17:53 < MillerBoss> https://youtu.be/pAgnJDJN4VA
17:53 <+layer-eight> * MillerBoss →  ⚓  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAgnJDJN4VA&feature=youtu.be → YouTube → AC/DC - Back In Black (Official Video) → ⚘ 350,905,586 ↑ 1,681,265 ↓ 68,718 ✍ 59,332 → * Content Restrictions
17:53 < MillerBoss> Yes, I am back
17:54 < ServChan> it's getting stormeh
17:54 < MillerBoss> Did you laugh estranger?
17:54 < ServChan> greekmasta
17:54 < estranger> its happened mroe than once.. i just shrug and move on, and normally never see that person in the halls again
17:55 < estranger> I mean, i get it.. i walk in and tell them their baby is ugly and flawed, and my new age hippy shit is the answer to your problems
17:57 < grumplestiltzkin> estranger: I got that just recently. two people (both women, just saying) were having some YUJE problems with audio on a webex. I expolained how to fix it (very simple fix) and got an earful about it later.    it's like they *wanted* to struggle and hold up a meeting
17:57 < grumplestiltzkin> estranger: monorail
17:57 < estranger> yeah that is freaking weird man
17:58 < JFDkthx> im getting real fucking tired of taking annual training every 6 months because they want it done early
17:58 < tsarbomba> that's...not how "annual" works
17:59 < JFDkthx> thanks
17:59 < JFDkthx> i know
17:59 < JFDkthx> it's frustrating
17:59 < tsarbomba> you should explain to management that time doesn't speed up
17:59 < br14> I've started citing costs for 'annual' training.  It's helped reduce it to acually annual or never.
17:59 < JFDkthx> in the year and 3 months that i have been here i have taken the same annual ethics training 3 times
17:59 < estranger> only in the summer when the hands on the clock get bigger due to heat
17:59 < tsarbomba> oh. OHHH.
18:00 < tsarbomba> it's because of your criminal background.
18:00 < tsarbomba> gotcha.
18:00 < JFDkthx> yeah
18:00 < grumplestiltzkin> I got a big "this is how ive always done it and never had problems"  .. like ..  well, ok, but you're not using it like it's suppoesd to be used, thats why you are having this issue.    really it all stemmed from her being on teh webex, and dialing in separately (showing up as a second user) and the audio from the computer was also piped in, so she was on twice and echoing smething fierce, and just *would not* have the webex call her
18:00 < JFDkthx> naturally
18:00 < grumplestiltzkin> instead
18:00 < JFDkthx> and you have to spend a minimum of 15 seconds on each page
18:00 < JFDkthx> fucking
18:01 < JFDkthx> let me click through
18:01 < br14> I told leadership that 1hr of training costs ~$20,000 in lost labor.
18:01 < JFDkthx> br14: 20k+ employees.
18:01 < JFDkthx> i dont even think they care.
18:01 < br14> One of the better things I've ever done.
18:01 < estranger> i have quarterly ethics
18:01 < JFDkthx> we're all salaried and OT exempt
18:01 < estranger> its an annual test but signing off every quarter
18:02 < estranger> we're a lot less than 20k people though :D
18:02 < DomLS3> oh goodie. c levels want to move like 20 people around in the office
18:02 < DomLS3> fucking kill me
18:03 < br14> we've got a lot of hourly skilled trades.
18:03 < Nightcinder> 'insufficient access rights to perform this operation'
18:03 < Nightcinder> fuck you i'm an admin
18:04 < JFDkthx> dis cockeyed stock photo bitch
18:04 < HomebrewCocaine> "You keep saying this, but I don't believe you." - Your Server
18:04 < JFDkthx> who you lookin at
18:11 < Nightcinder> i'm trying to migrate a mailbox from a user to shared
18:11 < JFDkthx> AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK
18:11 < JFDkthx> the training didnt mark as complete
18:11 < JFDkthx> i fucking hate this shit
18:12 < tsarbomba> DO IT AGAIN, MAGGOT
18:14 < dragonfleas> i'm installing server 2012 r2 on a VM with 1 gig of ram for secret server lmao
18:14 < corn266> JFDkthx: I think you can just start it then exit to mark as complete
18:14 < dragonfleas> i'm sure secret server doesn't need much to run
18:15 < Nightcinder> secret server?
18:16 < Sousapro> woah, spoopy https://ai.googleblog.com/2018/05/duplex-ai-system-for-natural-conversation.html
18:16 <+layer-eight> * Sousapro →  Google AI Blog: Google Duplex: An AI System for Accomplishing Real World Tasks Over the Phone
18:16 < Sousapro> duplex is incredible
18:16 < Sousapro> also, where are my spider tanks?
18:16 < abakedapplepie>  it is pretty wild
18:17 < Nightcinder> duplex is freaky
18:17 < dragonfleas> Is it a good idea to have terminal servers regularly reboot? We aren't a 24/7 operation and we have issues when they run for too long, windows likes to just break RDP sometimes
18:17 < Nightcinder> also android P with gestures enabled feels like webos
18:17 < Nightcinder> dragonfleas: anyone who flaunts mega long uptime is a target for a hack
18:17 < Nightcinder> i'd ideally like to be able to reboot my servers once a month at least
18:18 < dragonfleas> Nightcinder, yeah we reboot for updates all of our main server infrastructure about once every 2 weeks, I don't see the harm in it.
18:18 < Nightcinder> we're moving from 24/7 to 24/5
18:18 < Nightcinder> meaning i can maintenance
18:19 < JFDkthx> does anyone else hate listening to people on the hell desk
18:20 < JFDkthx> the inflection of their voice when talking to customers is grating
18:20 < Nightcinder> the cheery kill me inflection?
18:20 < JFDkthx> yeah
18:21 < JFDkthx> faux happy to help you
18:21 < Nightcinder> i do helpdesk but we only have 100 users or so
18:21 < catbeard> i read tickets in the accent i think they have
18:21 < catbeard> makes it fun
18:22 < abakedapplepie> JFDkthx: Corporate accounts Nina speaking Just a moment
18:22 < tsarbomba> anyone here getting buckwild over an episode of "real housewives of griffith park"?
18:22 < abakedapplepie> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4s5yHUpumkY
18:22 <+layer-eight> * abakedapplepie →  YouTube → Office Space - Just a moment → ⚘ 101,028 ↑ 216 ↓ 9 ✍ 25
18:23 < JFDkthx> abakedapplepie: close to that
18:23 < tsarbomba> my pet peeve for helldesk people is when they end a declaratory sentence with an upward lilt like it's suddenly a question?
18:23 < tsarbomba> fuck that drives me batty
18:23 < abakedapplepie> ok so just go ahead and click on chrome?
18:24 <@JollyRgrs> tsarbomba: it is their nature to be unsure of themselves
18:24 < McDonaldsWiFi> abakedapplepie: click onthe e
18:24 < tsarbomba> click the pixels between the "m" and "e"
18:24 <@JollyRgrs> only the few who are sure of themselves will move on to being a sysadmin and not be there long enough for you to notice them
18:24 < tsarbomba> heh our QA people are emailing me complaining that remote work is too slow using teamviewer
18:25 < tsarbomba> sure just let me snap my fingers and double our upstream bandwidth here
18:25 < JFDkthx> tsarbomba: the youtube accent
18:25 < SynMonger> don't say that, they'll think you mean it
18:25 < Nightcinder> JollyRgrs: what if i do both
18:26 <@JollyRgrs> Nightcinder: then we all pitty you, but that's the price of working at an SMB
18:26 < tsarbomba> ^
18:26 < Nightcinder> ayup
18:26 < Nightcinder> my users are getting better too
18:26 < GreyKite> my users are getting laid off
18:26 < Nightcinder> as i resolve stupid issues left behind by the two idiots who preceded me
18:27 < Nightcinder> lots of AD permission issues though
18:27 < Nightcinder> i wish i had something i could just run that would fix it all
18:27 < SynMonger> I think my favorite name for it is "moronic interrogative", https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/High_rising_terminal
18:27 <+layer-eight> * SynMonger →  High rising terminal - Wikipedia
18:27 < Nightcinder> valley girl
18:29 < abakedapplepie> moronic interrogative
18:29 < abakedapplepie> haha
18:33 < JK-47> That's a good one.  I know I want to punch people that do it.
18:35 < JK-47> I am deaf to certain tones, I spent 7 years in speech therapy growing up, and I took great pains in not getting an accent while living in many places with strong annoying ones (Boston, NY, NJ, CA, Midwest).  I have no sympathy or tolerance for those that HRT, Vocal Fry, or umm/ohh/ahhh.
18:35 < JFDkthx> i fussed at my gf the other day for leaving a voicemail like that. i said it makes come off as an air head. now i know why "valley girl speak"
18:35 < JFDkthx> makes her*
18:37 < Nightcinder> lol
18:37 < Nightcinder> midwest accent, JK-47 ?
18:37 < Nightcinder> not much of one around here.
18:37 < JK-47> Doncha know.
18:37 < Nightcinder> ..that's not midwest
18:37 < JK-47> Midwest has one.
18:37 < Nightcinder> that's minnesota
18:37 <@JollyRgrs> lol
18:38 <@JollyRgrs> minnesooooh-dah
18:38 < JK-47> It's not as bad as southern, but midwest is sloooower.
18:38 < Nightcinder> wat
18:38 < Nightcinder> where in the 'midwest' have you lived
18:38 <@JollyRgrs> JK-47: YOU GOT A PROBLEM?!?!?!
18:39 <@JollyRgrs> YOU WANNA FITE!?!?!?!
18:39 < JK-47> Colorado, mississippi
18:39 <@JollyRgrs> nothing wrong with southern accents
18:39 <@JollyRgrs> they are just as sexy as a good british accent
18:39 < Heresiarch> JK-47: ain't nothin' bad 'bout a naaas, slow-rollin' southern' gent'.
18:39 < DeVito> Everything wrong with you though
18:39 < Nightcinder> ..what
18:39 <@JollyRgrs> DeVito: that's not really much of a debate
18:39 < DeVito> Just re-iterating for the newcomers :>
18:39 < JK-47> I'll just be here mashing on my mouse on the link.
18:39 < Nightcinder> midwest US: https://ces4thgradewiki.wikispaces.com/file/view/midwest-map.jpg/313653358/468x373/midwest-map.jpg
18:39 <+layer-eight> * Nightcinder →  IMAGE/JPEG Document, 37,390 bytes
18:40 < DeVito> The midwest isn't amazingly west
18:40 < DeVito> all things considered
18:40 < Nightcinder> it was when it was coined
18:40 < JK-47> Lived ND too.
18:40 <@JollyRgrs> Nightcinder: the internet also says those that graduated in 2000 are millenials (WE ARE NOT!)
18:40 < DeVito> Yeah, but we live in a wild and foreign era
18:40 < DeVito> It's time to change
18:40 <@JollyRgrs> DeVito they just couldn't call it mid-mid... that'd be weird
18:40 < Nightcinder> right but you can't just rename the region
18:40 < DeVito> Call it "fuckall nowhere"
18:40 < DeVito> Wanna bet?
18:40 < DeVito> The Czech Republic has done it twice in the past half a century
18:41 < JK-47> Colorado and mississippi are midwest to me.
18:41 < DeVito> We can rename one stinkin' region once
18:41 < Nightcinder> Mississippi is southern of course it's slow
18:41 < Nightcinder> colorado is midwest?
18:41 < Nightcinder> ok
18:41 < Nightcinder> lol
18:41 < DeVito> Colorado makes more sense as midwest than ohio
18:41 < DeVito> tbh
18:41 <@JollyRgrs> MS is totally diff kind of southern
18:41 < tsarbomba> anybody here prussian?
18:41 <@JollyRgrs> MS vs NC/VA vs GA are all different
18:41 < DeVito> Also hi
18:41 < Nightcinder> m8
18:41 < Nightcinder> i'm ohioan
18:41 < DeVito> Back from my long journey
18:41 < tsarbomba> eh
18:41 < DeVito> I'm sorry for your loss
18:41 < Nightcinder> ./nick lebron
18:41 < tsarbomba> NC and GA have some massive similarities
18:41 < DeVito> I'm from Meeeeenneeesooooohtaaaaahhhh
18:41 <@JollyRgrs> tsarbomba: depends on what part of GA
18:41 < tsarbomba> research triangle:atlanta::everywhere else:everywhere else
18:42 <@JollyRgrs> RTP is not really NC accent
18:42 <@JollyRgrs> that's all imports
18:42 < Nightcinder> some of our wisconsinites are like that too
18:42 < Nightcinder> doncha know
18:42 < DeVito> I'm not sure what my accent is considered these days
18:42 < DeVito> Uff da
18:42 < JK-47> Denver is 350miles from the geographic center of the US.  Columbus OH is 900 miles from it.
18:42 < JK-47> Colorado is midwest.
18:42 <@JollyRgrs> tsarbomba: but my ex GF who lived in durham... yeah, she had a good one (she's native)
18:43 < tsarbomba> oh ccents
18:43 < Nightcinder> JK-47: m8
18:43 < tsarbomba> i thought it was just general south stuff
18:43 <@JollyRgrs> no
18:43 < tsarbomba> yeah accents across the south v different
18:43 <@JollyRgrs> accents
18:43 < tsarbomba> even in georgia
18:43 < DeVito> Hm, I don't have any good examples of my accent on my website
18:43 < Nightcinder> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Midwestern_United_States LEARN GEOGRAPHIC HISTORY
18:43 < tsarbomba> macon sounds waaaay different than atlanta
18:43 <+layer-eight> * Nightcinder →  Midwestern United States - Wikipedia
18:43 < tsarbomba> savannah sounds waaaay different than athens
18:43 < DeVito> I need to do some recordings of my normal speech
18:43 <@JollyRgrs> tsarbomba: yeah, and that's all just within one state in the south
18:43 < tsarbomba> yup
18:43 < DeVito> Sometimes I forget how I normally sound from all the voice stuff I do
18:44 < JK-47> Fuck the Census.
18:44 < JK-47> https://www.google.com/maps/dir/Denver,+CO/Lebanon,+KS+66952/Columbus,+OH/@39.3720381,-102.9918023,5z/data=!3m1!4b1!4m20!4m19!1m5!1m1!1s0x876b80aa231f17cf:0x118ef4f8278a36d6!2m2!1d-104.990251!2d39.7392358!1m5!1m1!1s0x8798861314d9a65d:0xae96d732593ac5a2!2m2!1d-98.5556199!2d39.8097343!1m5!1m1!1s0x883889c1b990de71:0xe43266f8cfb1b533!2m2!1d-82.9987942!2d39.9611755!3e0
18:44 <+layer-eight> * JK-47 →  Google Maps
18:44 < DeVito> Nice l ink
18:44 < JK-47> I have a map.
18:44 < DeVito> Can I have another
18:44 < Nightcinder> i don't care about your map
18:44 < tsarbomba> imagine a world where google maps had a built-in url shortener
18:44 < DeVito> imagine
18:44 < tsarbomba> IMAGINE ALL THE PEOPLE
18:44 < DeVito> calm down john
18:45 < Nightcinder> The Census Bureau's definition consists of 12 states in the north central United States: Illinois, Indiana, Iowa, Kansas, Michigan, Minnesota, Missouri, Nebraska, North Dakota, Ohio, South Dakota, and Wisconsin.
18:45 < Nightcinder> anyway
18:45 < Nightcinder> the majority of the midwest doesn't have much of an accent, nor is it 'slow'
18:45 < Nightcinder> that's the moral of the story
18:45 < Casteil> JK-47: FWIW I also hate the "Midwest" moniker for the North central US
18:46 <@JollyRgrs> so the midwest, by definition is north-central
18:46 < Nightcinder> yes
18:46 < tsarbomba> some midwesterners have that fargo accent
18:46 < Nightcinder> it was officially north-central until 1984
18:46 <@JollyRgrs> i guess back then west was anything west of the appalachians
18:46 < Nightcinder> well i think it's population based too
18:46 < tsarbomba> injun territory
18:46 < Casteil> michigan == "midwest" makes no sense at all
18:46 < tsarbomba> what's wrong with "rust belt"
18:47 < JK-47> Mid: Lebanon Kansas. Geographic middle of the US.  West. West of it.
18:47 < tsarbomba> i guess that creeps into western penna and wv a little
18:47 < Gencade> this whole argument is so silly
18:47 < Nightcinder> The term Midwestern has been in use since the 1880s to refer to portions of the central United States. A variant term, Middle West, has been used since the 19th century and remains relatively common.
18:47 < Nightcinder> >relatively common
18:47 < Nightcinder> what
18:48 < estranger> im still not used to being in the "midwest"
18:48 < JK-47> Or west of the Mississippi up to   1 state away from the west coast
18:48 < gavit> I have a linux server which I need to migrate. Its a VM, but I have no access to the virtual disks. What options do I have to transfer it?
18:48 < estranger> and they keep changign my region name from midwest and central
18:48 < JK-47> gavit:  no access to console?
18:48 < Nightcinder> estranger: where do you live
18:48 < Heresiarch> gavit: what access do you have?
18:49 < tsarbomba> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAAl5bsTsXQ
18:49 <+layer-eight> * tsarbomba →  YouTube → Jamiroquai - Manifest destiny → ⚘ 648,972 ↑ 1,726 ↓ 29 ✍ 341
18:49 < Nightcinder> whenever there's US Central servers for gaming they always seem to be in tejas so i have better ping to us east or even us west
18:49 < JK-47> Install same new OS in new VM. copy all but  /sys /proc /boot
18:49 < JK-47> and manually apply /boot stuff as needed.
18:51 < mal_will> Who here has CompTIA Secure Infrastructure Specialist or just any CompTIA cert?
18:51 < giant_it_burrit> a+ here
18:51 < giant_it_burrit> jk
18:51 < Nightcinder> lol comptia
18:51 < giant_it_burrit> i have a college degree
18:51 < JK-47> So, thought i'd have a huge important meeting today. But the visio i did yesterday answered all questions.  Kept customer from spending a metric shitton with someone else.
18:51 < Nightcinder> save your money
18:51 < mal_will> :| I'm keeping my streak going
18:51 < mal_will> I got a+ like, 9 years ago
18:51 < JK-47> comptia security certs are gaining weight. Since the Govt accepts them.
18:52 < mal_will> It feels like a thing
18:52 < mal_will> I just got the CompTIA Secure Infrastructure Specialist stack and I'm like-is this worth anything?
18:52 < darkscrypt> a+ net+ sec+ here
18:52 < darkscrypt> i'm a bamf
18:52 < mal_will> aww, twinsies
18:52 <@JollyRgrs> darkscrypt: hahahaha
18:52 < mal_will> let's braid each other's hair!
18:53 < darkscrypt> mal_will: i'm bald, only hairs braidable are in the netherlands
18:53 <@JollyRgrs> JK-47: not since they accept... since the gov't mandates them (AFAIK)
18:53 < mal_will> i'll take a leg thx
18:53 < darkscrypt> holdy JollyRgrs
18:53 < Nightcinder> govt mandates comptia now?
18:53 < tsarbomba> manscaping, sir
18:53 < mal_will> Yee I used to work for a school district
18:53 < darkscrypt> howdy*
18:53 < JK-47> SANS GIAC and OSCP are better
18:53 < mal_will> I think that's how this started
18:53 <@JollyRgrs> i'm woody, howdy howdy
18:53 < darkscrypt> JK-47: i'm still working on oscp
18:53 < mal_will> I have GIAC GSEC and almost GCED now
18:53 < JK-47> GIAC certs will get you higher up on the govt list.
18:54 < mal_will> CompTIA Secure Infrastructure Specialist seems like nothing compared to those
18:54 < JK-47> I think it;s level 2 or 3 vs sec+ lvl 1
18:54 <@JollyRgrs> tsarbomba: maybe he prefers the random pube in his gf/wife's teeth when kissing her?
18:54 < mal_will> tbh though, sec+ was a struggle for me
18:54 < darkscrypt> no wife here yet.
18:54 < mal_will> memorizing dumb fucking terms I'll never need again
18:54 < ServChan> no wife
18:54 < ServChan> the good life
18:54 < darkscrypt> sec+ was actually the one that I thought I was going to fail
18:54 < JK-47> mal_will:  jump on the Brakesec security slack. There's a good career advice channel.
18:54 < mal_will> "Sir, I think they got into the mainframe vis BLUESNARFING"
18:55 < darkscrypt> ServChan: i dunno. I'm codependent. would enjoy having wife to fulfill all of my emotional needs all the time for nothing in return
18:55 < technonerd> Sir we got vhished
18:55 < mal_will> ditto darkscrypt
18:55 < JK-47> For hands on security stuff, ciscos cyber cert will be a good foot in the door.
18:55 < ServChan> darkscrypt one day brotha one day
18:55 < JK-47> Unless you want to be a SOC drone.
18:55 < mal_will> "He was Whaled. Not Spearphished. Yes there is a minute difference..."
18:55 < darkscrypt> i'm going for oscp. but I don't really need certs
18:55 < mal_will> I'm going to finishe GCED then do CISSP and call it a year
18:56 < tsarbomba> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UifY4k1KNw
18:56 <+layer-eight> * tsarbomba →  YouTube → Jamiroquai - Starchild → ⚘ 2,061,753 ↑ 3,053 ↓ 108 ✍ 258
18:56 < darkscrypt> i've made it to the point in my career where I don't really want to go further
18:56 < ServChan> GED good enough dipoma is all I need for certs
18:56 < mal_will> I might one day attempt OSCP. Idk. I love defense more than offense
18:56 < darkscrypt> i hate defense.
18:56 < mal_will> It's like vidya to me
18:56 < mal_will> Tower defense
18:57 < ServChan> `seen cryptic1 cryptic1
18:57 <+layer-eight> Seen →  cryptic1 Saying bmurt you still snorting thermo paste? via Log on #reddit-sysadmin 2 hours ago
18:57 < ServChan> schworking?
18:58 < mal_will> Oh right though, did anyone here do GCED? I have no idea how to start the capstone and support is taking a minute
18:59 < MillerBoss> https://youtu.be/9VVFNgbsDC4
18:59 <+layer-eight> * MillerBoss →  ⚓  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VVFNgbsDC4&feature=youtu.be → YouTube → Judas Priest - Living After Midnight (Official Video) → ⚘ 397,265 ↑ 3,904 ↓ 47 ✍ 140 → * Content Restrictions
19:01 < precise> !seen shoh
19:01 < ServChan> `seen shoh shoh
19:01 <+layer-eight> I have no data on shoh
19:02 < precise> :(
19:02 < ServChan> `seen fosho fosho
19:02 <+layer-eight> I have no data on fosho
19:02 < MillerBoss> This bot as records for what 2 weeks max? You nerds
19:02 < fosho> BOOM
19:02 < MillerBoss> s/as/has
19:02 <+layer-eight> [SED MillerBoss] This bot has records for what 2 weeks max? You nerds
19:03 < DongServer> `seen fosho fosho
19:03 <+layer-eight> You must be identified with NickServ to use the seen command DongServer
19:03 < DongServer> lol
19:03 < DongServer> `seen fosho fosho
19:04 <+layer-eight> Seen →  fosho Saying BOOM via Log on #reddit-sysadmin a minute ago → Changing their nick to DongServer on [#reddit-sysadmin] a minute ago → additional results have been messaged to you DongServer
19:04 < precise> MillerBoss: Man, we used to be able to .seen Shoh and it'd bring up his famous last words from months back. Tell your bot to git gud
19:04 < int0x1C8> `seen int0x1C8
19:04 <+layer-eight> I need someone to look for int0x1C8
19:04 <@JollyRgrs> `seen MillerBoss's penis
19:04 <+layer-eight> I have no data on penis
19:04 < int0x1C8> wut
19:04 < precise> JollyRgrs: D:
19:04 < precise> JollyRgrs: BOT ABUSE
19:04 < precise> YOU OF ALL PEOPLE
19:05 < DongServer> `seen data data of anything
19:05 <+layer-eight> I have no data on data
19:05 < int0x1C8> data on data on data on data on data
19:05 < precise> s/data/snek
19:05 <+layer-eight> [SED precise/int0x1C8] snek on data on data on data on data
19:06 < precise> bah
19:06 <@NinjaStyle> s/data/snek/g
19:06 < DongServer> s/on data/sneks
19:06 <+layer-eight> [SED DongServer/int0x1C8] data sneks on data on data on data
19:06 <@NinjaStyle> your sed is dogshit MillerBoss
19:07 < MillerBoss> OK thanks NinjaStyle
19:07 <@NinjaStyle> np
19:07 < int0x1C8> +1
19:07 < JFDkthx> who elected NinjaStyle king dicktater
19:07 < JFDkthx> #notmyop
19:07 <@NinjaStyle> D:
19:08  * NinjaStyle executes JFDkthx 
19:08 < JFDkthx> try me
19:08 < tsarbomba> ninjastyle is a populist leader
19:08 < int0x1C8> TYRANNY
19:08 < JFDkthx> i'll be proven innocent
19:08 < int0x1C8> THIS IS WHY WE HAVE THE 2ND AMENDMENT
19:08 < tsarbomba> he was elected by the silent majority
19:08 < MillerBoss> NinjaStyle 👉 If you have any issues feel free to create a pull request https://github.com/funsocietyirc/MrNodeBot/blob/master/scripts/listeners/correction.js
19:08 <+layer-eight> * MillerBoss →  GitHub → funsocietyirc → MrNodeBot → Your Friendly NodeJs IRC Bot Framework → @ ~ 14 days ago → JavaScript → ✡ 14 → Forks: 4
19:08 < JFDkthx> s/pulist/stule
19:08 <+layer-eight> [SED JFDkthx/tsarbomba] ninjastyle is a postule leader
19:08 < MillerBoss> The bot is "open source" after all
19:08 < JFDkthx> HES A FOOKIN SORE M8
19:09 < tsarbomba> s/open source/node.js
19:09 <+layer-eight> [SED tsarbomba/MillerBoss] The bot is "node.js" after all
19:09 <@NinjaStyle> lol
19:09  * tsarbomba looks around for the "delete project and owner" button
19:10 < Gencade> tsarbomba, delete yourself
19:10 < tsarbomba> SMOKE YOOOOOU
19:10 < DongServer> cut and paste you son
19:11 < mrghostman> LELU DALLAS MULTI-PASS
19:11 < JFDkthx> s/P//
19:11 < mrghostman> fail
19:11 < JFDkthx> :(
19:11 < DongServer> X)
19:12 < DongServer> highhhhhhh…….. attic
19:13 < int0x1C8> are these codewords to initiate a terror attack or something?
19:13 < int0x1C8> the red hippo flies at dawn
19:13 < DongServer> emoji terror
19:13  * NinjaStyle initiates sequence 3
19:13 < MillerBoss> Who invited more discord users here? Eye cancer
19:14 <@Code_Man65> int0x1C8:  Is that a code word for pfsense?
19:14 < DongServer> GIphy to death
19:14 < Hatter> MillerBoss: I think you are really fit
19:14 < Hatter> MillerBoss: you're fit but my gosh don't you know it
19:14 <@Code_Man65> Or is it a code word for esnesfp?
19:14 < tsarbomba> WHO THE FUCK USED THE RED HIPPO CODEPHRASE
19:15 < gnupluslinux> P F S E N S E
19:15 < MillerBoss> https://youtu.be/FL7-sbiGlzw
19:15 <+layer-eight> * MillerBoss →  ⚓  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FL7-sbiGlzw&feature=youtu.be → YouTube → Motörhead ♠ Killed By Death ♠ → ⚘ 4,828,983 ↑ 21,642 ↓ 476 ✍ 1,605
19:15 < gnupluslinux> cisco is the best
19:15  * tsarbomba redirects one of the f-35s to code_man's house
19:15 < MillerBoss> Totally, Hatter
19:17 < DongServer> rockets or nugs?
19:17 < precise> exit
19:17 < tsarbomba> GET OUT
19:17 < precise> Damn
19:18 < precise> VBox just killed my computer
19:18 < precise> lol
19:18 < int0x1C8> the weeping witches whisper words of wrath to the wind
19:18 < precise> Took keyboard input and stopped responding
19:18 < precise> Had to switch to tty just to kill it
19:19 < precise> Ok let's try dis again
19:19 < MillerBoss> https://youtu.be/o1tj2zJ2Wvg
19:19 <+layer-eight> * MillerBoss →  ⚓  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1tj2zJ2Wvg&feature=youtu.be → YouTube → Guns N' Roses - Welcome To The Jungle → ⚘ 275,005,733 ↑ 1,051,648 ↓ 36,765 ✍ 61,385
19:19 < alazare619> whats a good alternative to evernote
19:19 < corn266> Anyone else get the Redhat "Red Hat Vulnerability Response: POP SS debug exception vulnerability" email?
19:19 < alazare619> i dont need all the bloat that onenote/evernote have
19:19 < gnupluslinux> sally sheared the sultan's sheep
19:19 < alazare619> i just want picture/text sync
19:19 < MillerBoss> Windows or Mac?
19:20 < precise> alazare619: Nano as a Service
19:20  * precise registers the domain
19:20 <@NinjaStyle> alazare619: there is keepnote and cherrytree
19:20 <@NinjaStyle> but theyre kinda meh
19:20 <@NinjaStyle> onenote is my jam
19:20 < alazare619> onenote is cool
19:20 < giant_it_burrit> alazare619: just love the evernote
19:20 < giant_it_burrit> love the onenote
19:20 < alazare619> but my biggest gripe is its UI theres just to much to it
19:21 < alazare619> i want to do tags vs tabs and subtrees
19:21 < precise> lol fuck
19:21 < precise> The password on this Win10 VM is unknown
19:21 < precise> and I put the password hint as F
19:21 < precise> Please press F for respects
19:21 < asimon> is it "Fuck"
19:21 < int0x1C8> "uck yourself" ?
19:21 < precise> I know I did that on purpose while intoxicated previously
19:21 < JK-47> Seems like someone needs a password manager.
19:22 < sideup66> Fsck
19:22 < alazare619> i want something that can sync to android and not device limited
19:22 < alazare619> thats my biggest issue with evernote is not the size constraint but the device limits now
19:22 < alazare619> i need atleast 3 devices to sync with
19:22 < int0x1C8> the pw on my PC at home is 'fuck' and the hint is 'everything'
19:22 < voidstar> lastpass?
19:22 < MillerBoss> Windows or Mac, alazare619?
19:22 < precise> got eet
19:22 < gnupluslinux> is there a tpm or bitlocker? fire up a linux live boot and pull/reset the pass
19:22 < alazare619> windows (linux would be awesome not a deal breaker) and android
19:23 < MillerBoss> Google Keep?
19:23 < precise> It was hunter2
19:23 < alazare619> its clunky af
19:23 < precise> heh
19:23 < gnupluslinux> haunter3
19:23 < precise> Is only a lab VM so IDGAF
19:24 < alazare619> like id use the shit out of evernote
19:24 < alazare619> if i could just use dropbox
19:24 < MillerBoss> https://youtu.be/dTReZ0Ve1Fw
19:24 < alazare619> or some other service to sync
19:24 <+layer-eight> * MillerBoss →  ⚓  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTReZ0Ve1Fw&feature=youtu.be → YouTube → Judas Priest - You've Got Another Thing Comin' (official Music Video) → ⚘ 287,847 ↑ 1,447 ↓ 132 ✍ 98
19:24 < gnupluslinux> precise, lrn2b gud
19:24 < alazare619> or their premium was you know...not 80 a year
19:24 < precise> gnupluslinux: Is a personal lab VM
19:24 < alazare619> like ffs i pay less a year for usenet...
19:24 < MillerBoss> He doesn't have to learn. He is already tooo gud
19:24 < precise> gnupluslinux: Idda blown it away and started from scratch before pullin the has
19:24 < precise> hash
19:25 < gnupluslinux> precise, L R N 2 B  G U D
19:25 < precise> I just need a Win10 box
19:25 <@NinjaStyle> smoke dat hash
19:25 < MillerBoss> `chuck
19:25 <+layer-eight> Chuck Norris: Chuck Norris is the reason why babies cry.
19:25  * precise sends the hash to NinjaStyle 
19:25 < gnupluslinux> precise, nah its not a hash, it'd just a plaintext pull/reset
19:25 < precise> Its legal for u man
19:25 < precise> gnupluslinux: for realsie?
19:26 < gnupluslinux> precise, been awhile since i've done it but yeah i remember forgetting a win7/10 pass and just pulling it or resetting
19:26 < alazare619> oh
19:26 < alazare619> MillerBoss:  this looks good
19:26 < gnupluslinux> doesnt work if there's a tpm or bitlocker or something in the way though ofc
19:26 < alazare619> https://nimbusweb.me/note.php
19:26 <+layer-eight> * alazare619 →  Nimbus - Nimbus Note
19:27 < precise> Alternatively, does anyone know a sure fire way of making a bootable Win10 USB (EFI) on *nix?
19:27 < MillerBoss> Yeah not bad. I use a combination of things alazare619. Just picked up http://happenapps.com/ recently
19:27 <+layer-eight> * MillerBoss →  HappenApps
19:28 < alazare619> that looks identical to simplenote
19:28 < alazare619> like seriously identical to simplenote
19:28 < alazare619> i love simplenote
19:28 < MillerBoss> But Notes.app is always a safe bet if you are in the Apple/iCloud universe
19:28 < alazare619> if it incorporated pictures id be in heaven...
19:29 < precise> alazare619: Just ascii art everything
19:29 < giant_it_burrit> use notepad
19:29 < Heresiarch> scwizard: have you gotten a laravel app working under a subdirectory in nginx/php-fpm?
19:29 < JK-47> Yep. Almost all my notes are in Notes.app. Syncs with exchange. Good nuff.
19:29  * precise turns off keyboard autocapture on Vox
19:29 < scwizard> Heresiarch: probably? it's not a very clear question
19:29  * precise fiddles with USB passthrough
19:30 < precise> You know, back when I had to use an iPad for work, the Apple notes app, tied to an AppleID, while not business grade, did the trick...
19:31 < scwizard> Heresiarch: you need to fiddle with nginx config a bunch but iirc it's possible
19:31 < tsarbomba> i hear precise was screwing up out loud earlier
19:31 < giant_it_burrit> i like one note
19:31 < tsarbomba> y u no git gud precise?
19:31 < precise> tsarbomba: I heard my penguins lost
19:31 < precise> I cri
19:31 < tsarbomba> yes wtf
19:31 < precise> fuck ovi
19:31 < tsarbomba> Y U NO ELIMIN8
19:32 < Heresiarch> scwizard: IME, most laravel apps are problematic to run anywhere other than the root of a server/vhost due to the whole public/routing dir structure. Wondering if you had any insight on rolling one out under a URL subdir.
19:32 < precise> I blame czarbomba
19:32 < precise> and Tom Wilson
19:32 < tsarbomba> i blame precise >:(
19:32 < precise> And genr8_
19:32 < precise> woops, sorry genr8_
19:32 < precise> Gencade: ^
19:32 < precise> >:|
19:32 < tsarbomba> now tampa gay has to beat the washington ovi-ries
19:32 < precise> I need Vegas to win now
19:32 < precise> Or the Jets
19:32 < precise> Winnipeg is fun
19:32 < Heresiarch> tsarbomba: bitter Bruin is bitter.
19:32 < tsarbomba> vegas clowned the sharks. they can take the jets
19:33 < precise> Heresiarch: I also sorta liked the Bruins for the cup as well
19:33 < tsarbomba> nah boston was overr8d
19:33 < precise> ur overr8ed
19:33 < tsarbomba> no u
19:33 < precise> no u
19:33 < tsarbomba> U
19:33 < precise> U
19:33 < tsarbomba> :(
19:33 < precise> :|
19:33 < scwizard> Heresiarch: i might not have done it sucessfully, but like getting it to work for a hello world and getting it to work for a prod app are two different things
19:34 < precise> TFW USB passthrough doesn't work on this VM anymore
19:34 < precise> bruh
19:34 < precise> I need dis
19:34 < precise> por favor
19:34 < Heresiarch> tsarbomba: precise https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGbqGkS1c2w
19:34 <+layer-eight> * Heresiarch →  YouTube → "Weird Al" Yankovic - Sports Song → ⚘ 2,927,677 ↑ 28,029 ↓ 792 ✍ 2,824 → * Content Restrictions
19:34 < precise> heh
19:34 < scwizard> there isn't a solution that works for arbitrary apps basically
19:34 < precise> "You need to install the Guest Additions
19:34  * precise installs
19:34 < Heresiarch> scwizard: ...yeah, I was afraid you'd say that.
19:34 < precise> "You need to install the Guest Additions"
19:34 < precise> I just did
19:34 < precise> bruh
19:34 < JK-47> "I need this feature which potentially purple screens my box, blue screens my VM, and makes my VM non transportable"
19:34 < Heresiarch> scwizard: thx
19:35 < scwizard> Heresiarch: that's not laravel's problem, in theory everything should respect APP_URL
19:35 < scwizard> but you can't guarantee devs don't have their heads screwed on backwards
19:36 < scwizard> Heresiarch: so like you can do it if you're willing to fix the code, but if you're not
19:36 < scwizard> like an established open source laravel CMS, you can probably get it to work
19:36 < scwizard> for your own prod stuff, you need to fix things up first
19:37 < tsarbomba> precise, you need to install the guest additions
19:37 < Heresiarch> scwizard: yarp.
19:39  * precise smacks tsarbomba 
19:39 < McDonaldsWiFi> its 2018
19:39 <@NinjaStyle> yes
19:39 < McDonaldsWiFi> why are applications like word or excel so sht
19:39 < McDonaldsWiFi> shit
19:39 < McDonaldsWiFi> and websites so fucking slow
19:39 < McDonaldsWiFi> fuck C# and fuck CSS lol
19:40 < McDonaldsWiFi> I want my 90s html back dammit
19:40 < McDonaldsWiFi> and C
19:40 <@NinjaStyle> ehhhhh
19:40 < kepler> McDonaldsWiFi: cause no one actually does anything but copy and paste a bunch of other people's shit together
19:40 < McDonaldsWiFi> its true man
19:40 < McDonaldsWiFi> applications and webapps here recently are super shit
19:40 <@NinjaStyle> yeah devs are shittier than ever
19:40 <@JollyRgrs> McDonaldsWiFi: and flash banners over 56k?
19:40 < McDonaldsWiFi> every website i go to now it slow af, and anything new is always written in fucking scratch
19:41 < McDonaldsWiFi> JollyRgrs: hey I had my accelerator back then
19:41 < Gencade> what you want precise
19:41 <+hxcsp> McDonaldsWiFi: you are just getting older and slower yourself so everything seems slow
19:41 < McDonaldsWiFi> it compressed/removed that shit ^^
19:41 <+hxcsp> its really just you
19:41 < giant_it_burrit> who here likes furries?
19:41 < giant_it_burrit> https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/302796547656253441/443828839488028674/7kjBsd.jpg?width=349&height=301
19:41 <+layer-eight> * giant_it_burrit →  IMAGE/JPEG Document, 23,649 bytes
19:41 < McDonaldsWiFi> hxcsp: you get outta here you
19:42 <@NinjaStyle> McDonaldsWiFi: it really is though
19:42 <@NinjaStyle> maybe u have malware
19:42 < McDonaldsWiFi> nah
19:42 < McDonaldsWiFi> this is acorss multiple machines
19:42 < McDonaldsWiFi> programs are just built with too much overhead nowadays
19:42 < MillerBoss> https://www.techmeme.com/180509/p3#a180509p3
19:43 <+layer-eight> * MillerBoss →  Techmeme: Microsoft's May 2018 Patch Tuesday fixes 68 security issues, 21 of them critical, including one being actively exploited to hack users (Dan Goodin/Ars Technica)
19:43 < MillerBoss> I totally agree with you McDonaldsWiFi
19:43 < McDonaldsWiFi> C# and Ruby are nice for things
19:43 < tsarbomba> precise, you need to install the guest additions
19:43 < McDonaldsWiFi> but they are soo much slower than lower level languages
19:43 < McDonaldsWiFi> okay
19:43 < tsarbomba> also: (((DEVELOPERS)))
19:43 < McDonaldsWiFi> off my sapbox
19:43 < McDonaldsWiFi> my excel froze when I opened a file
19:43 < McDonaldsWiFi> and I got pissy lol
19:44 <@NinjaStyle> c# can be pretty fast so im not sure really where youre going with this
19:46 < MillerBoss> The Internet can be pretty fast so I am not sure why you are getting packet lose.
19:46 < MillerBoss> s/lose/loss
19:46 <+layer-eight> [SED MillerBoss] The Internet can be pretty fast so I am not sure why you are getting packet loss.
19:46 <@Code_Man65> My gigabit link at home is generally waiting on the far end
19:47 < MillerBoss> https://www.techmeme.com/180509/p8#a180509p8
19:47 <+layer-eight> * MillerBoss →  Techmeme: Multiple operating systems including Windows, macOS, and Linux were affected by a serious security flaw caused by developers misinterpreting debug documentation (Liam Tung/ZDNet)
19:48 < MillerBoss> https://www.thezdi.com/blog/2018/5/8/the-may-2018-security-update-review Good layout of shit that was updated and why
19:48 <+layer-eight> * MillerBoss →  Zero Day Initiative — The May 2018 Security Update Review
19:48 < alazare619> anyone use standard notes?
19:49 < thecliguy> We keep throwing more RAM at laptops/workstations but they still only just keep up with the demand of browsers...
19:49 < thecliguy> Guess we should start installing it instead of throwing it.
19:50 <@Code_Man65> That would help thecliguy, doesn't do much good if it is flying through the air
19:50 < MillerBoss> https://www.kb.cert.org/vuls/id/631579
19:50 <+layer-eight> * MillerBoss →  Vulnerability Note VU#631579 - Hardware debug exception documentation may result in unexpected behavior
19:51 < MillerBoss> We have one "web app" that takes 2GBs all by itself.
19:51 < MillerBoss> https://www.finaleinventory.com/
19:51 <+layer-eight> * MillerBoss →  Finale Inventory, cloud inventory management for your growing business
19:52 < precise> Man, why does MSFT gotta make making a Win10 USB outside of Win10 such a pain in the dick?
19:52 < MillerBoss> There is cream for that precise
19:52 <@NinjaStyle> cant you just dd the iso?
19:53 < precise> NinjaStyle: Nerp
19:53 < ebol4> just foolin fellas
19:53 < ebol4> foolin around
19:53 < precise> Supposedly with EFI
19:53 < precise> You can dd the iso, set boot flag and boop
19:53 < precise> but not with Win10+UEFI
19:53 < precise> Apparently
19:53 < precise> IDK wtf is goin on
19:54 < MillerBoss> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jACrmwTsi08
19:54 <+layer-eight> * MillerBoss →  YouTube → Def Leppard - Foolin → ⚘ 10,983,658 ↑ 41,681 ↓ 1,189 ✍ 3,514
19:54 < McDonaldsWiFi> sonabitch
19:55 < McDonaldsWiFi> a hate bloated ass shitttttt
19:55 < McDonaldsWiFi> someone toss me a tampon
19:55  * NinjaStyle tosses McDonaldsWiFi a MillerBoss 
19:55 < McDonaldsWiFi> huehuehue
19:55 < McDonaldsWiFi> MillerBoss: get rekt
19:55 < MillerBoss> Not really
19:55 < MillerBoss> NinjaStyle is just butthurt
19:55 <@NinjaStyle> why is that?
19:56 < MillerBoss> Good question.
19:56 <@NinjaStyle> you said it like you knew something
19:56 < MillerBoss> Yeah I know some things. Not everything though.
19:57 <@NinjaStyle> congrats
19:57 < MillerBoss> Thanks, NinjaStyle :D
19:58 <@NinjaStyle> np
19:58 < MillerBoss> ;)
19:58 < MillerBoss> PDQ user, that was you giant_it_burrit right?
19:59 < giant_it_burrit> yes
19:59 < giant_it_burrit> sup
19:59 <@JollyRgrs> MillerBoss: yup, that's what your mom calls giant_it_burrit... PDQ... she calls him peedee for short
20:00 < MillerBoss> Have you set yup the new agent https://support.pdq.com/hc/en-us/articles/360003060671-Installing-the-PDQ-Agent ?
20:00 <+layer-eight> * MillerBoss →  Installing the PDQ Agent – Support
20:00 < MillerBoss> ;)
20:00 < giant_it_burrit> nope
20:00 < giant_it_burrit> why would i do that
20:00 < MillerBoss> https://www.pdq.com/blog/introducing-inventory-16/
20:00 <+layer-eight> * MillerBoss →  Introducing Inventory 16 with Optional Agent - PDQ.com
20:01 < giant_it_burrit> but y tho
20:01 < MillerBoss> Well if you don't see a need to then you don't see a need. :)
20:01 < giant_it_burrit> i have not
20:01 < giant_it_burrit> seen a need
20:01 < giant_it_burrit> i like the option
20:01 < gavit> Heresiarch: JK-47 ssh access root
20:01 < giant_it_burrit> just not sure what id do with it
20:01 < MillerBoss> >Monitor the target computer for specific events and report accordingly. The Agent can watch for events rather than poll for them.
20:02 < giant_it_burrit> for how i use it
20:02 < giant_it_burrit> its fine lol
20:02 < MillerBoss> Cool
20:02 < MillerBoss> Fuck you too
20:02 < MillerBoss> :P
20:02 < giant_it_burrit> ok
20:02 < giant_it_burrit> see you tonight bby
20:02 < giant_it_burrit> come to discord if you dare
20:03 < giant_it_burrit> ask JollyRgrs
20:03 < MillerBoss> I will be dressed to impress
20:03 < giant_it_burrit> or alazare619
20:03 < giant_it_burrit> i almost got him killed
20:03 < giant_it_burrit> because i wooed him
20:03 < alazare619> its true
20:03 < alazare619> JollyRgrs:  can confirm...
20:03 < alazare619> he was there
20:03 < giant_it_burrit> his wife almost stabbed him
20:04 <@JollyRgrs> lol
20:04 <+hxcsp> thecliguy: you are obviously not using google ultron
20:04 <+hxcsp> its the browser nasa uses
20:06 <@NinjaStyle> remember when nasa was like ayy lets go to the moon, then did it in a matter of only 8 years
20:07 < MillerBoss> This is awesome hxcsp http://ultronbrowser.io/
20:07 <+layer-eight> * MillerBoss →  Ultron Browser
20:08 < MillerBoss> Ultron brings to you the best in security and encryption, directly taken from IE 5.5.
20:08 < ThatOneRoadie> Lmao
20:08 < ThatOneRoadie> Some electrical contractors.
20:08 < MillerBoss> giant_it_burrit 👉 Is your PDQ Inventory set up in Central Server role?
20:10 < kepler> blockchain q&a https://www.ustream.tv/sei
20:10 <+layer-eight> * kepler →  Virtual SEI
20:10 < ThatOneRoadie> Me: "Hi I need an estimate for a 100A Stab-Lok panel replacement, here's a dropbox with a ton of pictures, with covers on and off"
20:10 < ThatOneRoadie> Them: "Yeah, due to liability reasons, we need to schedule a contractor on site"
20:11 < MillerBoss> That green screen kepler
20:11 < kepler> lololol
20:11 < MillerBoss> Or it surely looks like one.
20:11 < ThatOneRoadie> Me: "Can you work from the pictures for a rough +/- $250 estimate, the house is under contract and on site estimates are difficult to schedule, thus the pictures from every conceivable angle"
20:11 < kepler> ive never been in that room, i dunno
20:11 < kepler> it probably is
20:11 < ThatOneRoadie> "No I have to schedule someone onsite for all estimates"
20:11 < ThatOneRoadie> kthxbai
20:11 < MillerBoss> Yeah it is.
20:12 < giant_it_burrit> MillerBoss: no. im the only windows admin im the only one who deploys etc
20:12 < MillerBoss> Yeah same here but with the new agent Central Server is needed.
20:13 <@NinjaStyle> anyone ever try stichfix?
20:13 < kepler> NinjaStyle: i did
20:13 < kepler> i got a couple things from them
20:13 <@NinjaStyle> kepler: did u like it?
20:13 < kepler> meh
20:14 < precise> Holy crap, this old library
20:14 < kepler> i stopped using it, sometimes they got lucky with stuff
20:14 < precise> >45 complete years of National Geographic magazine
20:14 <@NinjaStyle> kepler: was it quality, price or just not the stuff you liked?
20:15 < kepler> NinjaStyle: just not stuff i liked. i said medium cost, so avg prob $70 per item
20:16 < kepler> quality seemed normal, like if i went to macys or something
20:16 < alazare619> well standard notes was easy enough to figure out its activation mechanism
20:16 < alazare619> really good product tho worth supporting them
20:16 <@Code_Man65> So I've got a PowerShell array that I want to insert into a existing SQL table
20:16 <@Code_Man65> It's kicking my ass at the moment
20:16 <@NinjaStyle> im bad about clothes shopping so i was just considering it after seeing a twitter ad lol
20:16 < giant_it_burrit> whats the issue?
20:16 < kepler> i ended up just going to a local surmesur to get tailored stuff
20:16 < JFDkthx> NinjaStyle: try the amazon one.
20:17 <@Code_Man65> It isn't passing the array into my insert statement as far as I can tell
20:17 <@NinjaStyle> JFDkthx: whats that?
20:17 < kepler> good threads?
20:17 < JFDkthx> NinjaStyle: amazon has a personalized clothing service
20:17 < JFDkthx> paired with one of their alexa devices
20:26 < gnupluslinux> yall see this https://lwn.net/SubscriberLink/753646/a6ebb50040c5862c/
20:27 <+layer-eight> * gnupluslinux →  Who controls glibc? [LWN.net]
20:27 < gnupluslinux> rms gonna rms
20:30 < voidstar> abort(*this)
20:31 < Hatter> does anyone have any idea how I can make this thing work?
20:31 < voidstar> have you tried percussive maintenance?
20:32 <@NinjaStyle> Hatter: wht thing
20:32 < Heresiarch> Hatter: beat it until it spews.
20:32 < voidstar> I find that a 8 oz ball peen administered qds works a treat
20:32 < voidstar> s/a/an
20:32 <+layer-eight> [SED voidstar] I find thant a 8 oz ball peen administered qds works a treat
20:32 < Hatter> it's some little rinky dink badge reader that doesn't have official windows 10 drivers
20:33 < gnupluslinux> Hatter, compat mode?
20:33 < F34RInc> hope it doenst protect anything important
20:33 < gnupluslinux> fire up a vm?
20:33 < gnupluslinux> ^^
20:33 < JFDkthx> hatter why do you buy shit stuff that doesnt work
20:33 < JFDkthx> sounds like poor planning to me
20:33 < kepler> ^
20:33 < gnupluslinux> cause its hatter
20:33 < JFDkthx> and wanting other people to fix your bad decisions
20:34 < Hatter> !report JFDkthx unhelpful remarks
20:34 < JFDkthx> typical hatter
20:34 < F34RInc> He may have been stuck with it, out of his control.
20:34 < Hatter> thank you F34RInc
20:34 < JFDkthx> is that the case
20:34 < JFDkthx> i member him asking about it last week
20:34 < Hatter> do you
20:34 < JFDkthx> i do
20:34 < Hatter> well you're a fibber
20:34 < Hatter> busted
20:34 < JFDkthx> whats the name of the keypads?
20:34 < Hatter> I've only just inherited it today
20:35 < JFDkthx> whats the name of it
20:35 < Spr1ng> Hello Nerds®
20:35 < Hatter> why don't you mind your own beeswax
20:36 < grumplestiltzkin> 2.5lb dead blow hammer solves so many problems - except making nails go into wood
20:36 < JFDkthx> 2018-05-08 19:00:13     Hatter  does anyone else use these e-seek badge readers
20:37 < JFDkthx> it was yesterday that i membered
20:37 < Hatter> yeah well
20:37 < JFDkthx> 18:34:57           Hatter | I've only just inherited it today
20:37 < JFDkthx> fat liar
20:37 < Hatter> I'm not fat
20:37 < JFDkthx> eat your words
20:37 < JFDkthx> fatty
20:37 < Hatter> fine I lied a little
20:38 < JFDkthx> why try to hide it
20:38 < F34RInc> Hatter, which model
20:38 < JFDkthx> when someone is trying to help you
20:38 < Hatter> m280
20:40 < F34RInc> Hatter, did you try the driver in the WLH folder that looks like the newest one
20:40 < Hatter> well I might have just got it to work
20:42 < Nightcinder> Valve will soon let you stream Steam games to phones and tablets
20:42 < Nightcinder> neat!
20:44 < arlion> anyone know how to pass in variables into a curl POST statement in json. For example: curl -X POST -H <whatever the content type json/application> --data '{"value1":"$IwantThisToBeAvariable"}
20:44 < gavit> I have a linux server which I need to migrate. Its a VM, but I have no access to the virtual disks. What options do I have to transfer it?
20:44 < _KaszpiR_> http://ftp.icm.edu.pl/pub/Linux/distributions/centos/7.5.1804/
20:44 <+layer-eight> * _KaszpiR_ →  Index of /pub/Linux/distributions/centos/7.5.1804
20:45 < arlion> 7.5 hit the repos! awesome.
20:45 < Hatter> F34RInc: eh I think I got it, I'm not sure yet, but thanks your help, and not just giving me a hard time like SOME people
20:45 < Heresiarch> arlion: what language?
20:46 < F34RInc> Hatter, welcome
20:46 < hdb2> (sorry for the "has anyone else?!?" post, but...) we've had 3 windows 10 machines just...reboot?...two restarted in the OOBE setup, the other one is just waiting. I'm out of the loop - is this something anyone else is seeing?
20:46 < arlion> well, it's curl so bash
20:46 < giant_it_burrit> any certifications worth gettings atm besides aws?
20:46 < Heresiarch> arlion: not necessarily. :D
20:46 < Hatter> JFDkthx: by some people I was referring to you btw
20:46 < giant_it_burrit> i dont want to be the network guy
20:46 < F34RInc> giant_it_burrit, KCBS
20:46 < arlion> giant_it_burrit: RHCSA/RHCE is always boss.
20:47 < SynMonger> nobody ever wants to be the network guy, but you'll end up with it anyway
20:47 <@JollyRgrs> giant_it_burrit: hey, can you go run a wireshark trace on this connection after enabling port 5 on the switch and put it on vlan4? thankx
20:47 < Heresiarch> arlion: you'll probably have to either have the json as an input (e.g. echo $JSON | curl blah) or use a file. Once you've got single-quotes in play, you're kinda SOL for variables.
20:47 < giant_it_burrit> arlion: no ty i like win admin
20:47 <@JollyRgrs> giant_it_burrit: and since this is for getting a printer setup... once you're done, pls setup printer
20:47 < giant_it_burrit> we are in the cloud
20:47 < giant_it_burrit> no printers here
20:47 < giant_it_burrit> huehue
20:47 < Heresiarch> giant_it_burrit: if you like win admin, then why aren't you just going for MCSE/Azure certs?
20:48 < ebol4> foolin
20:48 < giant_it_burrit> azure makes sense
20:48 < giant_it_burrit> have not touched it tho lol
20:48 < SynMonger> wait, did I say vlan4? I mean vlan10.  ...but that's the voip vlan.
20:48 < arlion> Heresiarch: k, thank you
20:48 < Heresiarch> arlion: you might want to consider using python instead. The python request library includes support for JSON in data.
20:49 < arlion> I was considering just writing in python.
20:49 < voidstar> nodejs? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
20:49 < voidstar> native support for json
20:49 < arlion> Just going to be a tad funny cause it's going to be a bash wrapper script that is going to call python code.
20:50 < Heresiarch> arlion: why would you need the wrapper?
20:50 < Casteil> arlion: are you the one that said you applied for jobs in Ann Arbor?
20:50 < arlion> cron job fails, evaluate return code, run code that calls rest api
20:50 < arlion> Casteil: nope
20:50 < JFDkthx> Hatter: no one cares
20:51 < Casteil> ah, damn.. someone with a kinda similar name mentioned it when I was monologging about tech/software jobs in Michigan
20:51 < arlion> I may be hiring a javascript developer to do front end work for me this month.
20:52 < Casteil> (they'd applied for some positions in ann arbor but found out how high the cost of living was, but they accepted a position somewhere)
20:52 < arlion> must have nodejs/reactjs experience.
20:52 < Casteil> ...then they timed out on IRC :P
20:52 < arlion> dam. hate when that happens.
20:52 < Casteil> if I can say I have experience in anything it's C#/ASP.NET and SQL
20:53 < Casteil> but I'm more of business/QA analyst / project manager type role atm
20:53 < arlion> Right on.
20:53 < arlion> Do you like it
20:55 < Casteil> depends what specifically you refer to, but generally yes. like my quality of life at this company (short drive, long leash, no crushing pressure or insane stress levels), like the opportunity I've had to grow.. main gripe is the usual - everyone always wants more money
20:56 < karpodiem> Go Blue! ; )
20:56 < Casteil> started here as general IT which included some network admin/sysadmin type stuff, then transitioned to gathering & defining requirements for this in-house software project, then sort of taking point on it as far as coordinating what happens when :)
20:57 <@JollyRgrs> Casteil: you found your way to the non-technical side of IT
20:57 < Casteil> still not sure if I want to grow into actual software engineering or project management but I'm getting significant exposure to both lol
20:57 <@JollyRgrs> GL swimming against the current to get back
20:57 < Casteil> JollyRgrs: I wouldn't call it non technical at all lol
20:57 < karpodiem> @Casteil - out of curiosity, what company in A2?
20:57 < Casteil> every day I'm in visual studio, SQL server management studio, Jira, the IT request system, etc.. coordinating things and debugging/fixing or escalating
20:58 < Casteil> karpodiem: I'm not in AA
20:58 <@JollyRgrs> Casteil: so that's more than just a PM role
20:58 < Casteil> Yeah, small team, growing company - I do what needs to be done
20:58 < giant_it_burrit> Casteil: how is vs with regards to powershell
20:59 <@JollyRgrs> lovely
20:59 <@JollyRgrs> also now you can share your vs session wtih a friend
20:59 <@Code_Man65> I do all my PS work in VSCode
20:59 <+AnonymooseReddtr> sup guys
20:59 <@JollyRgrs> ^^++
20:59 <@JollyRgrs> hey AnonymooseReddtr
20:59 < Casteil> I never really used powershell with any regularity but I imagine each is suited to their own uses
20:59 <+AnonymooseReddtr> anyone familiar with watchguard firebox/utms?
20:59 <+AnonymooseReddtr> sup JollyRgrs
20:59 <+AnonymooseReddtr> you got your creds yet?
20:59 <+AnonymooseReddtr> or you still pokin the poodle at home
21:00 <@JollyRgrs> AnonymooseReddtr: do what?
21:00 <+AnonymooseReddtr> lol
21:00 <+AnonymooseReddtr> fuckin the dog
21:00 < bmurt> he's always poking the poodle at home. no risk of a child
21:00 <+AnonymooseReddtr> screwin the pooch
21:00 <@JollyRgrs> my creds?
21:00 < bmurt> AnonymooseReddtr: only semi-retarded folks get your joke
21:00 <+AnonymooseReddtr> weren't you waiting for an account and equipment for a new job?
21:00 < bmurt> jokes*
21:00 <@JollyRgrs> you confuse me with NinjaStyle ?
21:00 < Casteil> giant_it_burrit: oh disregard the former, I misread ... I still don't use powershell at all really so I can't answer that :P
21:00 < precise> hahahahaha
21:01 <+AnonymooseReddtr> JollyRgrs oh right sorry
21:01 < precise> JollyRgrs: I think so
21:01 < precise> lmao
21:01 <+AnonymooseReddtr> and butthurt... go away
21:01 <@NinjaStyle> AnonymooseReddtr: nope still fucking the dog
21:01 < Casteil> but yes, I've heard that a lot of people use VS Code for a lot of stuff
21:01 < Nightcinder> PS4 expands its sales lead, now 71% of “two-console” market with Xbox One
21:01 < Nightcinder> dayum
21:01 < precise> kik
21:01 <@JollyRgrs> Casteil: it's very nice
21:01 < Casteil> (we use full fledged MS Visual Studio though)
21:01 < Heresiarch> VSC is probably about on par (or better) than emacs for code modifications at this point.
21:01 <+AnonymooseReddtr> NinjaStyle sounds ruff :D
21:01 <@NinjaStyle> nice
21:01 < Heresiarch> Also, IT LIIIIIIIVES!
21:01 <@JollyRgrs> Casteil: you can use the live share from vs full to vs code and vice versa
21:01 < Spr1ng> Oh you talk with such passion Casteil, give it a few years!!
21:02 < bmurt> Casteil: vsc is decent. sublime is also good
21:02 < bmurt> depends on the use case
21:02 < Casteil> I've dabbled with VS Code - it's pretty neat but my noob ass needs the team explorer panel as a cruch for git sync/fetch/pull/merging/pushing
21:03 < Casteil> crutch*
21:03 < giant_it_burrit> i need the magic of pse
21:03 < Casteil> visual studio's TFS stuff is just pretty well done overall
21:05 < giant_it_burrit> i blame Hunterkll
21:05 < ebol4> What does "The interface is unknown" mean
21:05 <@JollyRgrs> pse?
21:05 < ebol4> why does it happen
21:05 < Casteil> I liked the extensibility of VS Code; all manner of plugins for 'intellisense' style code completion and such, for basically any flavor of code
21:05 < ebol4> powershell
21:06 <@NinjaStyle> ebol4: what command
21:06 < ebol4> get-eventlog -logname application | ? {...}
21:06 < ebol4> it only seems to happen sometimes
21:07 <@NinjaStyle> hm, not sure =/
21:07 < Casteil> my "from scratch" coding abilities are a far cry from being a marketable job skill yet though; but I can debug/bugfix quite well
21:07 < ebol4> yeah, i can't seem to find anything on google about people getting that error with that command
21:09 < thecliguy> Do you get the error if you omit the pipe? EG: get-eventlog -logname application
21:09 <@JollyRgrs> ebol4: is that all the error says or is that just the gist of it?
21:11 < abakedapplepie> pro tip: when moving which circuit a dual PSU server is plugged into on one of the PSU's make sure the other PSU is plugged in before unplugging the second PSU
21:11 < abakedapplepie> :|
21:12 < abakedapplepie> im gonna stabby stab whoever didnt plug that in
21:12 < precise> heh
21:12 < Advarium> oops
21:12 < precise> abakedapplepie: What was that memo dude
21:12 < precise> Why is my chicken gonna get u fired
21:12 < abakedapplepie> hahah
21:12 < abakedapplepie> i may or may not have attempted to remotely play rubber chicken clucks at random on your workstation
21:12 < sideup66> RAISE YOUR DONGERS
21:12 < sideup66> felda:
21:12 < sideup66> Raise
21:12 < sideup66> Raise
21:12 < abakedapplepie> it never worked but someone found the files and asked company wide
21:12 < precise> abakedapplepie: lmfao
21:12 < sideup66> !raise
21:13 < precise> abakedapplepie: what files? The audio files?
21:13 < Casteil> >The timeless natural shape of this Himalayan lamp When lit emits a soft amber glow, the heated Salt Crystal emits negative ions the naturally ionized air Creates a Soothing and Calming Affect which helps you sleep better at night, allowing you to wake refreshed.
21:13 < Casteil> damn hippies
21:13 < abakedapplepie> 'what is this folder named chicken in my kworking directory'
21:13 < sideup66> RAAAAAISEEEE YOUR DONGER
21:13 < precise> abakedapplepie: lmao
21:13 < abakedapplepie> 'why does it have chicken cluck sounds in it'
21:13 < precise> abakedapplepie: inb4 precise gets a letter from #oldemployer
21:13 <@NinjaStyle> what are they gonna fire you
21:13 < precise> lol
21:13 < abakedapplepie> i didnt own up so its now been dubbed the "'precises last name' virus"
21:13 < precise> wot
21:13 < precise> no way
21:14 < precise> abakedapplepie: own up to it u chucklefuck
21:14 < abakedapplepie> NinjaStyle: no but i wanted to avoid an awkward conversation about using company time and resources to prank coworkers
21:14 < precise> abakedapplepie: The one I got
21:14 < bvierra|job> I really have the s3 plugin for logstash
21:14 < abakedapplepie> and then the inevitable followup "did any of this get on client computers"
21:14 < precise> lmao
21:14 < precise> abakedapplepie: did it?
21:14 < abakedapplepie> no, i copied it all manually
21:14 < abakedapplepie> i didnt even use kaseya lol i just placed them there
21:15 < precise> hahahaha
21:15 < bvierra|job> let me rephrase that... I hate how we fucking store TB's of logs in s3 then process them with logstash
21:15 < abakedapplepie> i used the remot terminal on kaseya to fire off something that was supposed to play media in the background
21:15 < abakedapplepie> but it wasnt working
21:15 < precise> abakedapplepie: That's funny lol, you should totes follow through with that
21:15 < abakedapplepie> prob cuz it ran as system
21:15 < abakedapplepie> and not in userspace
21:17 < gnupluslinux> is it that much of a shitshow to go from tech -> non tech then back to tech?
21:17 < abakedapplepie> it looks like one on a resume
21:18 < Heresiarch> gnupluslinux: probably depends on the amount of time spent in non-tech.
21:18 <+AnonymooseReddtr> brb
21:20 < gnupluslinux> guess i gotta check it out cause i could do with a tech break
21:20 < corn266> abakedapplepie: real pros add custom log-in sounds to the GPO and push the change
21:21 < thecliguy> non-tech as in "IT director" or as in bar tender?
21:21 < gnupluslinux> former
21:21 <@JollyRgrs> or as in "application support"?
21:21 < corn266> ticket #8675309 "The A-Team theme song plays every time I log in"
21:21 <+hxcsp> as in Business Analyst guys
21:21 < tsarbomba> precise, you need to install the guest additions
21:21 < gnupluslinux> as in, i dont want to fucking touch another config file for a few months
21:21 <@JollyRgrs> corn266: ticket closed. "nothing to do here"
21:22 < precise> tsarbomba: You need to install the communism.
21:22 <@JollyRgrs> gnupluslinux: i think IT dir. is more than a few month stint
21:22 < gnupluslinux> JollyRgrs, yeah but you get the idea
21:22 <@JollyRgrs> it is def. hard
21:23 <@JollyRgrs> and it depends on the role
21:23 <@JollyRgrs> some directors are heavily involved
21:23 <@JollyRgrs> others are just paper pushers
21:24 <@JollyRgrs> Heresiarch: hey, btw... update your weechat
21:25 < Heresiarch> JollyRgrs: ?
21:25 <@JollyRgrs> you are on like 1.4 right?
21:25 <@JollyRgrs> i thought it was your quit msg
21:25 < felda> sideup66 I am returned
21:25 <@JollyRgrs> i could be mistaken
21:25 < felda> here is a donger from the future
21:25 < felda>  ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ
21:25 <@JollyRgrs> felda: lies
21:25 <@JollyRgrs> i saw that one two weeks ago
21:25 < felda> try this one on for size
21:25 < The_Dv8or> sup
21:25 < felda>  ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ  ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ
21:26 <@JollyRgrs> felda: check out THIS donger:
21:26 < tsarbomba> felda how's your discord-based ASMR business?
21:26 <@JollyRgrs>  
21:26 < precise> tsarbomba: wot
21:26 < felda> tsarbomba going really well
21:26 < precise> wot
21:26 < Heresiarch> JollyRgrs: yarp. Whatever the rel of mint is on. Looks like 1.4.2
21:26 < precise> felda: Hi
21:26 < precise> Welcome back
21:26 < precise> You traitor
21:26 < felda> people keep asking me to suck on the microphone but other than that it's really good
21:26 <@JollyRgrs> Heresiarch: you need to update that man, it's got some security holes, etc.
21:26 < sideup66> FELDA
21:26 < sideup66> Raise
21:26 < tsarbomba> don't listen to jollyrgrs
21:26 < sideup66> My lord
21:26 < felda> also tsarbomba if you ever slander ASMR I will come to your house and whisper you gently into an early grave
21:26 < tsarbomba> refuse2patch 2018
21:26 < sideup66> Raise
21:26 < precise> felda: We miss your shitposts
21:26 <@JollyRgrs> you can't just apt-get update weechat-ncurses ?
21:26 < sideup66> Loool
21:27 <@JollyRgrs> felda: what's asmr?
21:27 < felda> basically sex but for you ears
21:27 < precise> heh
21:27 < tsarbomba> (skullfucking)
21:27 < precise> lol
21:27 < felda> like when you hear soft tapping and it gives you tingles on your head
21:27 <@JollyRgrs> nope
21:27 < vinrock> i thk that is a neurological disorder
21:27 < precise> vinrock: Maybe
21:27 < Heresiarch> JollyRgrs: ...link ref? I don't see anything new on the weechat sec page.
21:28 < felda> some people can't get ASMR
21:28 < SynMonger> sucks for them, I guess
21:28 < vinrock> those people are imune to the brown note
21:28 < vinrock> so its like a superpower
21:28 <@JollyRgrs> Heresiarch: you could get kicked off of irc
21:28 <@JollyRgrs> it happened a lot, i think with 1.8
21:28 < felda> it can take a while to find the right asmr for you
21:28 < felda> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autonomous_sensory_meridian_response
21:28 <+layer-eight> * felda →  Autonomous sensory meridian response - Wikipedia
21:29 <@JollyRgrs> 2.1 is the latest now, good luck finding something about 1.4
21:29 <@JollyRgrs> you could always hop into #weechat
21:29 < Heresiarch> JollyRgrs: ahh, I see. The DCC vuln. Ubuntu backported the fix - so my ver might show as old, but it does include the DCC patch.
21:29 <@JollyRgrs> ah
21:29 <@JollyRgrs> ok
21:29 < vinrock> "Autonomous sensory meridian response (ASMR) is a term used for an experience characterized by a static-like or tingling sensation on the skin that typically begins on the scalp and moves down the back of the neck and upper spine."
21:29 < SynMonger> why you think so many people love Bob Ross?
21:29 < Heresiarch> JollyRgrs: thx though
21:29 < vinrock> so it's like doing a line of yayo
21:29 < tsarbomba> happy little trees
21:29 < McDonaldsWiFi> s/trees/bees
21:30 <+layer-eight> [SED McDonaldsWiFi/tsarbomba] happy little bees
21:30 < felda> in the beginning ASMR was definitely associated with something that was sexual
21:30 < McDonaldsWiFi> I don't lke the new s/// format
21:30 < SynMonger> he's damn near whispering and tapping brushes on the canvas
21:30 < McDonaldsWiFi> change it BACK
21:30 < tsarbomba> lol "in the beginning"
21:30 < felda> like those japanese audio roleplays where they lick your ears and shit
21:30 < McDonaldsWiFi> make layer-eight great again
21:30 < Hatter> those asmr people on youtube are making a fortune
21:30 < tsarbomba> s/great/eggdrop
21:30 <+layer-eight> [SED tsarbomba/McDonaldsWiFi] make layer-eight eggdrop again
21:30 < felda> these days white girls get in on it because little boys like watching pretty girls whisper to them
21:30 < felda> i don't actually like the roleplays
21:30 < Advarium> felda: eugh
21:31 < felda> I only like the sounds
21:31 < felda> fuck you I'm an ASMR enthusiast
21:31 < Advarium> Back in my day we went outside
21:31 <@JollyRgrs> felda likes it when girls whisper "whitey tighties" to him
21:31 < felda> LOL
21:31 < vinrock> back in my day we just did drugs
21:31 < Heresiarch> s/ASMR/furry
21:31 <+layer-eight> [SED Heresiarch/felda] fuck you I'm an furry enthusiast
21:31 < tsarbomba> one of these days i want someone doing an asmr broadcast to surprise everybody by blasting slayer's "war ensemble" without warning
21:31 < felda> I paid $50 for a girl to whisper pfsense for 30 minutes
21:31 < Advarium> >.>
21:31 <@JollyRgrs> someone pls quote that
21:31 < vinrock> that wasn't a girl
21:31 < SynMonger> why do I believe that?
21:32 < Heresiarch> does layer-eight have quoting again?
21:32 < Advarium> bash.org anyone? lul
21:32 < felda> lmao been watching ASMR for about 10 years now
21:32 < felda> 2gud
21:32 < SynMonger> didn't someone make a bash.org ripoff for this channel?
21:32 < tsarbomba> watching?
21:32  * tsarbomba stare
21:32 <@JollyRgrs> SynMonger: in topic
21:32 < tsarbomba> HE'S A PHONY
21:32 < felda> tsarbomba I also have visual triggers so yes
21:33 < DeVito> felda, I'd whisper pfSense:tm: to you for 30 minutes for half that
21:33 < vinrock> ™
21:33 < DeVito> Was too lazy to altcode it
21:33 < vinrock> 0153
21:33 < vinrock> its the only one i remember
21:33 < felda> thanks i was about ot ask lol
21:33 < DeVito> I remember 332200, the upside down question mark
21:34 < DeVito> And I used to remember but now forgot the zero-width space
21:34 < vinrock> whoa
21:34 < DeVito> Great for bypassing word filters on channels
21:34 < vinrock> oh yeah the space is 0160
21:34 < vinrock> i didnt know 332200
21:34 < Advarium> Unfortunately I'm on a 10keyless so rip any of that done in a decent amount of time
21:34 < DeVito> Yeah I'm on a TKL right now as well
21:34 < Advarium> :(
21:34 < DeVito> My laptops all have numpads, but not my desktops
21:34 < DeVito> hm
21:34 <+hxcsp> unfortauntely?
21:34 <+hxcsp> tkl is best
21:35 < DeVito> Not if you need more macros
21:35 < SynMonger> no numpad, no sale
21:35 < DeVito> To be an MLG vidya game player
21:35 < Advarium> Not if you need to crunch numbers
21:35 <+hxcsp> well my gaming keyboard is not TKL. but my work keyboard is
21:35 < Advarium> Budget ain't gonna balance itself
21:35 < DeVito> I have slaves^wunpaid interns for that, Advarium
21:35 < Advarium> Lol if this company hired interns they'd be paid more than the employees
21:35 <+hxcsp> i have accounting department to crunch numbers
21:35 <+hxcsp> :D
21:36 <+hxcsp> They have regular keyboards
21:36 < DeVito> Advarium, you don't hire interns
21:36 < Advarium> Go on buddy. Let them sit in torment
21:36 < DeVito> You borrow them indefinintely
21:36 < DeVito> indefinitely*
21:36 < DeVito> Important difference
21:36 <+hxcsp> i will
21:36 < thecliguy> calc.exe operators
21:36 < SynMonger> what is that, some sort of hacker app?
21:37 < Advarium> grandpa's trying to hack me!
21:38 < ebol4> the whole office smells like ketchup
21:38 < ebol4> why
21:38 < JK-47> just wait, we will be seeing a huge amount of exploits using notepad.exe in the next few months.
21:38 < ekaj> you don't know why?
21:38 < ekaj> `bofh
21:38 < DeVito> Even I know why your office smells like catsup, ebol4
21:38 <+layer-eight> BOFH Hard drive sleeping. let it wake up on its own...
21:38 < ekaj> that's why
21:38 < DeVito> I think you're just behind the times
21:38 < ebol4> catsup
21:38 < thecliguy> Because they made a change to notepad for the first time in 20 years.
21:38 < ebol4> catsup dog
21:39 < SynMonger> seriously?
21:39 < DeVito> Yeah it now requires DX12 to run
21:39 < DeVito> And has native facebook integration
21:39 < SynMonger> ha
21:39 < thecliguy> https://blogs.msdn.microsoft.com/commandline/2018/05/08/extended-eol-in-notepad/
21:39 <+layer-eight> * thecliguy →  Introducing extended line endings support in Notepad – Windows Command Line Tools For Developers
21:39 < Advarium> Also it can correctly display EOl
21:39 < Advarium> for the first time ever
21:39 < Advarium> Joke's on them, notepad++ is staying in the image
21:39 < SynMonger> no shit
21:40 < Heresiarch> JK-47: ...kind of a cheap shot. You're probably right, but we should at least be happy that Microsoft has finally joined reality.
21:41 < Hunterkll> huh
21:41 < Hunterkll> new HDD vendor these days it appears
21:41 < Hunterkll> I hear they have damn good support too
21:41 < Hunterkll> https://i.imgur.com/ri8nf1Q.png
21:41 <+layer-eight> * Hunterkll →  IMAGE/PNG Document, 668,333 bytes
21:42 <@JollyRgrs> Hunterkll: BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
21:42 < zenmechanic> wtf is that
21:42 <@JollyRgrs> n1
21:42 < Advarium> n2
21:42 <@NinjaStyle> Hunterkll: did u pull that out a dvr?
21:42 < Hunterkll> https://i.imgur.com/xdYVmeE.png
21:42 <+layer-eight> * Hunterkll →  IMAGE/PNG Document, 695,520 bytes
21:43 < zenmechanic> that's better
21:43 < zenmechanic> the greasier the drive the better for everyone
21:43 < zenmechanic> AMIRITE
21:43 <@JollyRgrs> i prefer pecan or choc. chip HDDs myself
21:43 <@JollyRgrs> and obvi with bacon
21:43 < zenmechanic> depends.
21:43 < DomLS3> s/HDDs/flavored penis
21:43 <+layer-eight> [SED DomLS3/JollyRgrs] i prefer pecan or choc. chip flavored penis myself
21:43 < zenmechanic> is it Pee-Can or Pea-Kaun?
21:43 < DomLS3> zenmechanic: pick-on
21:44 < SynMonger> want you smothered, want you covered, like my waffle house hard drives
21:44 <@JollyRgrs> why not pea-can? or peekin
21:44 < zenmechanic> why not Pecan
21:44 < zenmechanic> or pecant
21:44 < Hunterkll> LOL
21:44 < corn266> or almonts
21:45 < Hunterkll> JAVASCRIPT CUSTOM FUNCTIONS
21:45 < Hunterkll> IN EXCEL
21:45 <@JollyRgrs> ah-mons
21:45 < Hunterkll> https://thehackernews.com/2018/05/javascript-function-excel.html
21:45 <+layer-eight> * Hunterkll →  Microsoft Adds Support for JavaScript in Excel—What Could Possibly Go Wrong?
21:45 < zenmechanic> almounts
21:45 < bmurt> dumb
21:45 < corn266> I can finally run atom from excel
21:45 <@JollyRgrs> Hunterkll: i heard they were looking to do that to get away from macros in vba
21:45 < zenmechanic> and there was much rejoicing
21:45 < Heresiarch> motherofgod.jpg
21:45 < Hunterkll> https://i.imgur.com/ATNYVaf.png
21:45 < zenmechanic> || wooo ||
21:45 <+layer-eight> * Hunterkll →  IMAGE/PNG Document, 672,612 bytes
21:45 < Hunterkll> SAVE MONEY
21:46 < zenmechanic> much pixels
21:46 < zenmechanic> Ford 500gb 3600rpm drive
21:46 < Hunterkll> nah
21:46 < Hunterkll> i found this one
21:46 < Hunterkll> https://i.imgur.com/b5ueZow.png
21:46 <+layer-eight> * Hunterkll →  IMAGE/PNG Document, 572,592 bytes
21:46 < Hunterkll> slowest HDD in the world
21:46 < zenmechanic> ba dum tschhhh
21:47 < Advarium> nah mate you're leaving out McAfee
21:47 < Hunterkll> shit
21:47 < Hunterkll> i found one slower than symantec
21:47 < Hunterkll> https://i.imgur.com/Jfe9NUk.png
21:47 <+layer-eight> * Hunterkll →  IMAGE/PNG Document, 768,340 bytes
21:47 < giant_it_burrit> yugo
21:48 < giant_it_burrit> that shit is a hazard
21:48 < Advarium> D E S T R O Y
21:49 < vinrock> you forgot to cut out the center of the O
21:49 < vinrock> also, apparently these mystery drives are selling for dirt cheap
21:49 < vinrock> $150 for 8TB HDD
21:49 < vinrock> these must be sooooo janky
21:49 < zenmechanic> where
21:49 < zenmechanic> when who why
21:49 < zenmechanic> also no
21:51 < abakedapplepie> how the everloving shit do i get windows 10 to STOP FUCKING INSTALLING THE GOD DAMN REALTEK HD AUDIO MANAGER AND REALTEK DRIVERS
21:51 < abakedapplepie> THEY ARE ASS
21:51 < abakedapplepie> ASS ASS ASS
21:51 < abakedapplepie> ASSSSSS
21:51 < tsarbomba> buy a board without a realtek chip
21:51  * tsarbomba solving problems 4 u
21:51 < giant_it_burrit> apparomor
21:51 < ekaj> and titties
21:51 < Hunterkll> abakedapplepie, there's an option in settings to fuxor with driver updates
21:51 < abakedapplepie> this motherboard, for whatever fucking reason
21:51 < abakedapplepie> thinks i plug and unplug my headphones every 10 minutes
21:52 < giant_it_burrit> do you
21:52 < ekaj> stop unplugging them
21:52 < abakedapplepie> so the hd audio manager opens up, takes over screen and input, and fucks my life over
21:52 < abakedapplepie> no
21:52 < Hunterkll> abakedapplepie, http://www.itprotoday.com/windows-10/stop-automatic-driver-updates-windows-10
21:52 <+layer-eight> * Hunterkll →  Stop automatic driver updates on Windows 10 | IT Pro
21:52 < abakedapplepie> half the time i dont even have anything plugged in there
21:52 < ekaj> yes you do
21:52 < vinrock> funfact:  the founder of baltic networks is a devry graduate
21:52 < Sarah> i have been having to do windows 10 stuff recently
21:52 < abakedapplepie> what did he get an associates and then go to a real college
21:52 < abakedapplepie> lol
21:52 < Sarah> i have no idea what i'm doing and i hate it
21:53 < vinrock> bachelor in ee
21:53 < giant_it_burrit> Sarah: go on
21:53 < Spr1ng> Welcome to the Microsoft hate club
21:53 < abakedapplepie> at least you guys dont have to deal with buffalo customer support
21:53 < abakedapplepie> or the lack thereof
21:53 < abakedapplepie> /wrists
21:53 < vinrock> sarah i thought you were making rokit softwarre in ada
21:54 < Sarah> vinrock: i chucked that ada shit in the garbage
21:54 < vinrock> ha
21:54 < Sarah> vinrock: yeah i'm coding but also doing almost all the IT here
21:54 < giant_it_burrit> Sarah: where is here
21:54 < Hunterkll> Sarah, once you learn the management tools it's super stupid easy and far better than 7 and below were ..... once you learn
21:54 < giant_it_burrit> does it pay well
21:54 < Sarah> and i'm the only full timer doing IT, i just have interns to help me
21:54 < Hunterkll> also long time no see
21:54 < giant_it_burrit> you have slaves?
21:54 < vinrock> yikes
21:54 < Sarah> Hunterkll: ...management tools?
21:54 < giant_it_burrit> *interns?
21:54 < Hunterkll> Sarah, it's like switching from solaris to li nux
21:54 < Hunterkll> gotta put on the training wheels for a bit
21:54 < Hunterkll> lol
21:55 < Sarah> i have some RHEL IPA servers and i want to be able to authenticate and get accounts from it
21:55 < Sarah> so far i got kerberos authentication working
21:55 < Hunterkll> are... are you trying to ....
21:55 < Hunterkll> ...... use an IPA server ... in lieu of real AD?
21:55 < ekaj> wtf
21:55 < giant_it_burrit> ^ how he talks in rl
21:55 < Sarah> then i tried using pgina
21:55 < giant_it_burrit> JUST USE AD
21:55 < Hunterkll> dear god
21:55 < giant_it_burrit> plz
21:55 < Hunterkll> fucks sake
21:55 < Sarah> and pgina worked in getting the accounts
21:55 < giant_it_burrit> let us help you
21:55 < Hunterkll> use samba 4 if you got to
21:55 < Sarah> but didn't get kerberos
21:55 < giant_it_burrit> even i can do that
21:56 < giant_it_burrit> hell felda could do that
21:56 < Hunterkll> Sarah, the last time I used such hackery fuckery which is wholly unsupported and wildly insane to do on windows was XP
21:56 < giant_it_burrit> plz stop the hurt
21:56 < Sarah> lol
21:56 < giant_it_burrit> ill do it in the weekend
21:56 < Sarah> kerberos authentication works great
21:56 < giant_it_burrit> Hunterkll: and i will come help
21:56 < Sarah> you just have to create the user locally unfortunately
21:56 < giant_it_burrit> NOOOOOOO
21:56 < Hunterkll> ....
21:56 < giant_it_burrit> plz
21:56 < Hunterkll> THAT
21:56 < Hunterkll> IS
21:56 < Hunterkll> NOT
21:56 < Hunterkll> HOW
21:56 < Hunterkll> THAT
21:56 < Hunterkll> WORKS
21:56 < giant_it_burrit> this is worse than pfsense
21:56 < ekaj> hire a windows admin lol
21:56 < Sarah> Hunterkll: works just fine
21:57 < giant_it_burrit> Sarah: plz let me help you
21:57 < Hunterkll> what in the fuck are you doing
21:57 < Sarah> AD costs money
21:57 < Advarium> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
21:57 < giant_it_burrit> ad is free
21:57 < Hunterkll> you mean create a user locally and join the machine to it?
21:57 < Hunterkll> Sarah, since when did they start charging for Samba4?
21:57 < Sarah> oh samba
21:57 < giant_it_burrit> AD IS FREE
21:57 < Hunterkll> giant_it_burrit, non-microsoft AD server is free, yes, and you have to have pro windows on the client.
21:57 < Hunterkll> AD is not free - per say
21:57 < Hunterkll> but if you have Win Pro + Samba4
21:57 < Sarah> samba requires making AD trusts and having separate DNS
21:57 < Hunterkll> you're close enough on the mark
21:57 < Hunterkll> no... no it doesn't?
21:58 < Sarah> yes it does
21:58 < Hunterkll> just make sure the right srv records are set
21:58 < Sarah> i asked in #freeipa
21:58 < ebol4> Hunterkll: whenever i try to access my samba4 share it says it's encrypted and it'll only unlock if i send microsoft 10 bitcoins
21:58 < Hunterkll> the trust, maybe
21:58 < Hunterkll> you might need a kerb relam trust
21:58 < Sarah> samba uses its own dns
21:58 < Hunterkll> but there's NO FUCKING WAY you need separate DNS
21:58 < Hunterkll> SO DOES MICROSOFT AD UNLESS YOU SEPARATE IT OUT
21:58 < giant_it_burrit> the answer is go to ad
21:58 < giant_it_burrit> its less hacky
21:58 < mal_will> always go to AD
21:58 < ekaj> how many workstations do you have
21:58 < Hunterkll> Sarah, worst case, you can just do a DNS forwarder in your regular DNS infrastructure
21:58 < giant_it_burrit> ^
21:58 < Hunterkll> ad.blah.com goes to samba to answer queries
21:59 < Hunterkll> but i'd just set up the srv records and not even fuck with a forwarder
21:59 < giant_it_burrit> do you really want to hurt me? do you really want to see me cry
21:59 < ThatOneRoadie> Hunterkll: LDAP on FreeIPA + dnsmasq running on a fedora VM. What could go wrong!
21:59 < ekaj> yes
21:59 < corn266> Okay this took me waaaaaaay too long https://imgur.com/a/jX1xrvM
21:59 <+layer-eight> * corn266 →  IMGUR Album → a few seconds ago → 1 Image → ⚘ 0
21:59 < ThatOneRoadie> In fact, run dnsmasq on arch for top results
21:59 < Hunterkll> Honestly this shit is why in a pure linux shop I still had two windows servers for IDAM + Kerberos + SSO
21:59 < Hunterkll> zero windows clients, zero windows servers, except those two
21:59 < giant_it_burrit> sadly ad just works
22:00 < tsarbomba> open the pod bay doors hal
22:00 < giant_it_burrit> Hunterkll: i think i will be rolling sccm here :_
22:00 < Advarium> One of the few microsoft features that works
22:00 < Hunterkll> nice
22:00 < ThatOneRoadie> It's one product microsoft got right the first time and has been improving since
22:00 < Hunterkll> giant_it_burrit, if you want to use it to patch linux & solaris, talk to Ivanti
22:00 < ekaj> giant_it_burrit: fuck SCCM, use red hat satellite!
22:00 < ThatOneRoadie> SCCM has its quirks but it's also awesome for mass management
22:00 < Advarium> giant_it_burrit: ripperonis famalam
22:00 < ekaj> or spacewalk!
22:00 < ThatOneRoadie> ew
22:00 < ThatOneRoadie> fuck spacewalk
22:00 < tsarbomba> nobody is patching solaris
22:00 < vinrock> NMS - https://imgur.com/a/qcPC8 - NMS (work-safe-ish but not mind-safe) open with caution
22:00 <+layer-eight> * vinrock →  IMGUR Album → wtfpeeps → Rainfurrest 2015 - Part 1 → 3 years ago → CringeAnarchy → 112 Images → ⚘ 289,344
22:00 < Heresiarch> tsarbomba: ...you'd be surprised.
22:00 < Hunterkll> tsarbomba, i don't want my finance systems poppered
22:00 < Hunterkll> so yes, we are patching it
22:00 < armbar25> hey
22:00 < ThatOneRoadie> that's right up there with "Use norton ghost for image management"
22:00 < tsarbomba> NOBODY
22:00 < giant_it_burrit> who Hunterkll ?
22:00 < Hunterkll> ThatOneRoadie, satellite and spacewalk are the same thing
22:01 < Heresiarch> tsarbomba: show us where the mean SMF touched you...
22:01 < Hunterkll> giant_it_burrit, Ivanti. they bought what used to be Shavlik, and also HEAT software (formerly lumension)
22:01 < ThatOneRoadie> I stand by my ridiculous claim
22:01 < Sarah> Hunterkll: yeah i'm going to try that next
22:01 < Hunterkll> HEAT had a datacenter product to do patch management
22:01 < Sarah> but i wanted to try this way first
22:01 < Sarah> https://www.freeipa.org/page/Windows_authentication_against_FreeIPA
22:01 <+layer-eight> * Sarah →  Windows authentication against FreeIPA - FreeIPA
22:01 < Sarah> pgina seems great
22:01 < Hunterkll> Sarah, your way is entirely unsupported on windows and prone to break randomly.
22:01 < Hunterkll> just saying
22:01 < Sarah> if i can get it to do kerberos auth
22:01 < ThatOneRoadie> Oh god I was joking when I said FreePIA
22:01 < giant_it_burrit> noce ThatOneRoadie
22:02 < armbar25> guys can i have some advice, ive been in IT for some years. im not sure whether its the anxiety and low moods but im really struggling to find any passion or interest.
22:02 < Sarah> ThatOneRoadie: I'm using IPA on RHEL
22:02 < Hunterkll> Sarah, I would rather use samba3's NT style domain support than try anything affecting GINA providers
22:02 < ThatOneRoadie> There's a reason why the first thing is "Use AD"
22:02 < ThatOneRoadie> on the freeIPA site
22:02 < Hunterkll> seriously
22:02 < Heresiarch> Sarah: ...you're not gonna liiiiiike it....
22:02 < tsarbomba> armbar25 have you tried cocaine?
22:02 < armbar25> yeah, probably more times than you
22:02 < ThatOneRoadie> tsarbomba: Scotch is an acceptable cocaine substitute
22:02 < tsarbomba> oh i doubt that
22:02 < Hatter> armbar25: don't listen to him, there are much better drug choices for your condition
22:02 < giant_it_burrit> Hunterkll: what software am i getting
22:02 < Heresiarch> FreeIPA on RHEL is one thing. Trying to use it as a substitute for AD is a recipe for pain.
22:02 < tsarbomba> hatter is going to try and sell you meth
22:02 < Hatter> armbar25: mushrooms perhaps
22:02 < tsarbomba> don't fall for it
22:03 < Sarah> pgina worked very nice
22:03 < Sarah> i just had no kerberos ticket unfortunately
22:03 < bomb> https://reddit.com/r/ooerintensifies
22:03 <+layer-eight> * bomb →  ⚓  https://www.reddit.com/r/ooerintensifies/ → [OH MAN I AM NOT GOOD WITH COMPUTER PLZ TO HALP intensifies]
22:03 < armbar25> studying for MCSA server is a fucking drag,
22:03 < armbar25> think i may need out
22:03 < tsarbomba> as a professional pharmacologist i wouldn't recommend psilocybin for IT burnout. it works wonders for defeating writer's block though
22:03 < Hunterkll> Sarah, no shit, it's a total fucking hack job
22:03 < Sarah> that's my life
22:03 < vinrock> ok careful with that link i posted i kept scrolling and ended up seeing a butthole
22:03 < Hatter> armbar25: humans were meant to sit in front of computer screen for 8 hours a day, it's soul crushing, even those who pretend to be happy are miserable and empty, you might consider anything else
22:03 < giant_it_burrit> Hunterkll:  what am i looking at
22:03 <+AnonymooseReddtr> tsarbomba ur a pharmacist?
22:04 < Hunterkll> Sarah, there's literally soooo many better solutions even in FOSS land that are /actually supported by microsoft/ on the client side
22:04 < Hunterkll> giant_it_burrit, ?
22:04 < Hatter> armbar25: were not meant, I mean
22:04 < Sarah> if it were up to me i'd just wipe windows off these desktops and put linux on them
22:04 < giant_it_burrit> you told me about ivanti
22:04 < giant_it_burrit> for some reason
22:04 < Hunterkll> giant_it_burrit, yes, they have a product
22:04 < Hunterkll> it's very hard to find
22:04 < giant_it_burrit> called
22:04 < tsarbomba> pharmacologist. self-trained.
22:04 < Hunterkll> it used to be called 'HEAT Patchlink Datacenter'
22:04 < Hunterkll> before ivanti sucked them up
22:04 < armbar25> hatter id have no idea what else to do tohough
22:05 < DongServer> `seen JollyRgrs JollyRgrs
22:05 <+layer-eight> Seen →  JollyRgrs Saying Hunterkll: i heard they were looking to do that to get away from macros in vba via Log on #reddit-sysadmin 20 minutes ago
22:05 < giant_it_burrit> https://www.ivanti.com/products/patch-management-for-linux-unix-mac
22:05 <+layer-eight> * giant_it_burrit →  Linux Patch Management Software | Ivanti
22:05 < Hunterkll> no
22:05 < Hunterkll> that's not the SCCM addon
22:05 < Sarah> has anyone here tried to use PGP for email encryption/signing in an enterprise environment?
22:05 < bluepad> who is this layer-eight guy and how does he type so fast?
22:06 < Hunterkll> ^found the idiot
22:06 < tsarbomba> (cocaine)
22:06 < Hatter> armbar25: how about park ranger?
22:06 < Heresiarch> Sarah: not for email, but for file-transfers.
22:06 < Hunterkll> giant_it_burrit, https://community.ivanti.com/docs/DOC-56213?lnredirect
22:06 <+layer-eight> * Hunterkll →  HEAT PatchLink DataCenter 8.3 Release Notes | Ivanti User Community
22:06 < bluepad> wow how rude
22:06 < Hunterkll> battle through Ivanti's sales reps to get the demo
22:06 < DomLS3> bluepad: quit being a puss
22:06 < armbar25> Hatter: if only. think you need a degree for that
22:06 < armbar25> degree prices are extortionate around here
22:06 < tsarbomba> hunterkll's just mad because he stained his anime-girl body pillow and now he can't take it out to dinner or movies any more
22:06 < bluepad> why I never. Did not think this would be such a hostile environment
22:06 < DomLS3> lmao
22:07 < vinrock> bluepad this is the wild west
22:07 < DomLS3> plz... I can't
22:07 < Hunterkll> fresh meat
22:07 < DomLS3> this one is too easy
22:07 < vinrock> you gotta git gud
22:07 < Heresiarch> bluepad: it's not hostile per se, but we are (by and large) assholes.
22:07 < giant_it_burrit> https://www.ivanti.com/products/patch-management-for-sccm
22:07 <+layer-eight> * giant_it_burrit →  System Center Configuration Manager (SCCM) Patch Management | Ivanti
22:07 < Sarah> the thing i'm worried about is maintaining the web of trust
22:07 < tsarbomba> did you really just pull a "MY STARS, I'M CATCHIN' THE VAPORS"
22:07 < Sarah> i don't want everyone to have to constantly sign a key for a new employee
22:08 < DongServer> puff puff cloud
22:08 < DomLS3> You can't trust someone named Sarah. That's a woman's name.. and we know women can not be trusted.
22:08 < Sarah> DomLS3: so true
22:08 < ThatOneRoadie> Heresiarch: We're not assholes
22:08 < Heresiarch> Sarah: ...what would you really be getting by using PGP for mail encrypt/signing? Semi-serious question.
22:08 < ThatOneRoadie> we're just so cynical that lemon is sweet
22:08 < Hunterkll> giant_it_burrit, no, Ivanti Patch for SCCM is different
22:08 < Heresiarch> ThatOneRoadie: ends up looking the same to someone who's just joined.
22:08 < Hatter> bluepad: I agree completely. I've been trying to encourage better manners since I arrived.
22:08 < Hunterkll> giant_it_burrit, that injects 3rd party updates (adobe, chrome, etc) into the standard update process
22:08 < Sarah> Heresiarch: encrypted/signed emails
22:08 < Hunterkll> it's a SCUP like addon with a managed update list
22:08 < Hunterkll> that is NOT the linux/unix stuff
22:09 < DomLS3> bluepad: don't let Hatter influence you. He's the village idiot here
22:09 < Hatter> how dare you
22:09 < Heresiarch> Sarah: That's what would happen. What would your org get out of it?
22:09 < gnupluslinux> days like today i wish i had headphones
22:09 < giant_it_burrit> https://www.ivanti.com/solutions/needs/manage-patches-for-data-center-servers
22:09 <+layer-eight> * giant_it_burrit →  Server Patch Management | Ivanti
22:09 < Sarah> Heresiarch: encrypted/signed email
22:09 < ekaj> gnupluslinux: WHAT ABOUT FEET PAGERS
22:09 < Sarah> it's just what i know :-/
22:09 < bluepad> I don't think I could make it through the day if I didn't listen to music at least for a bit
22:09 < gnupluslinux> feet pagers?
22:09 < Heresiarch> Sarah: is there a requirement for this?
22:09 < Sarah> S/MIME is there but it seems complicated
22:09 < Hunterkll> giant_it_burrit, that's not it either. that's a standalone non-SCCM product.
22:09 < tsarbomba> https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/34962470.jpg
22:09 < Sarah> Heresiarch: yes
22:09 <+layer-eight> * tsarbomba →  ⚓  https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/34962470/bitch-its-called-puff-puff-pass-not-puff-puff-puff-puff.jpg → IMAGE/JPEG Document, 121,586 bytes
22:09 < gnupluslinux> its not even about music, its just... quietness
22:09 < Hunterkll> giant_it_burrit, again, i linked you a document about it, now do the same thing I did and dive into an Ivanti sales rep to actually get it
22:10 < gnupluslinux> too much talking going on around me to tune out like i normally do
22:10 < ebol4> HEY everybody
22:10 < ebol4> if you had to eat a spoonful of mayo would you throw up
22:10 < Hatter> I might
22:10 < Hunterkll> i'd just piss on you
22:10 < bluepad> ah, gotcha. yeah that would suck
22:10 < estranger> id eat two spoonfuls
22:10 < gnupluslinux> ebol4, make better mayo
22:10 < estranger> mayo is awesome
22:10  * estranger dips his fries in it
22:10 < ebol4> i like mayo
22:10 < gnupluslinux> estranger, whiteness confirmed
22:11 < estranger> im half african, yo
22:11 < gnupluslinux> <estranger> id eat two spoonfuls
22:11 < Heresiarch> Sarah: interesting. Historically, the biggest problems with using PGP are client integration and key storage. Most places don't bother, but rather rely on encryption at rest and in flight solutions that are outside of individual emails/users.
22:11 < DomLS3> s/uls/uls of dick
22:11 <+layer-eight> [SED DomLS3/gnupluslinux] <estranger> id eat two spoonfuls of dick
22:11 < gnupluslinux> in reference to mayo
22:11 < gnupluslinux> reminds me of undercover brother
22:11 < Hunterkll> giant_it_burrit, look for HEAT EMSS
22:12 < felda> I'd like to start a petition to ban DomLS3 from layer-eight
22:12 < Hunterkll> giant_it_burrit, https://www.ivanti.com/company/press-releases/2016/heat-software-releases-enhanced-heat-endpoint-mana
22:12 <+layer-eight> * Hunterkll →  HEAT Enhances Endpoint Management and Security Suite 8.4 | Ivanti
22:12 < Hunterkll> that's what they ended up sending me a trial to
22:12 < Hunterkll> though they sent me 8.5
22:12 < gnupluslinux> i actually like making mayo at home, shame how that shit doesn't keep like at all. cant just make a batch and have it for sandwiches
22:12 <+AnonymooseReddtr> what is in mayo?
22:12 <+AnonymooseReddtr> eggs,
22:12 <+AnonymooseReddtr> vinegar
22:12 <+AnonymooseReddtr> what else/
22:12 < vinrock> frumunda cheese
22:12 < Hatter> can we stop talking mayo please
22:13 < Hatter> it's making me a little bit ill
22:13 < Sarah> Heresiarch: we have to sign them as well though
22:13 < Hunterkll> Nice. My new work win10 surface is blown
22:13 < DomLS3> felda: petition starting is not allowed for people who like pfsense
22:13 < Hunterkll> from this month's patches
22:13 < Hunterkll> ASR isn't working and i think I lost the TPM
22:14 < gnupluslinux> AnonymooseReddtr, basically yeah. egg yolk, vinegar, oil. i like mustard powder in mine
22:14 < felda> .help
22:14 < Heresiarch> Sarah: do you have to sign them solely for internal-internal, or are you wanting to integrate signing with external mails as well?
22:14 < felda> ~_~
22:14 < Hunterkll> Guess i'm going back down to DC soon
22:14 < felda> damn foiled again
22:14 < Hunterkll> to reimage it
22:14 < DomLS3> felda: look you don't even know how to use the bot and you want to petition people from being banned to use it
22:14 < DomLS3> seems legit
22:14 < felda> !help
22:14 < DomLS3> wrong again
22:14 < felda> ?help
22:14 < felda> _help
22:14 < felda> pfhelp
22:14 < DomLS3> FLOODING
22:14 < SynMonger> `
22:14 < felda> ,help
22:14 <+layer-eight> SynMonger, What's up?
22:14 < DomLS3> I NEED A MOD
22:14 < Sarah> Heresiarch: definitely internal-internal, but external would be desired
22:14 < felda> lol
22:14 < DomLS3> FELDA FLOODING THE CHAN WITH BS AGAIN
22:15 < gnupluslinux> .bofh
22:15 < DomLS3> omg you fuckin plebs
22:15 < DomLS3> `bofh
22:15 <+layer-eight> BOFH Os swapped to disk
22:15 < felda> DomLS3 literally says swear words so he should be banned first
22:15 < SynMonger> snitches get stitches
22:15 < DomLS3> felda: say not the word of curse!
22:15 < Hunterkll> llol probs the wrong product anyway
22:15 < Hunterkll> whoops
22:15 < Hatter> felda: also DomLS3 called me a village idiot, and just look how he's behaving, whereas I'm perfectly composed and well mannered
22:15 < felda> `help
22:15 <+layer-eight> felda I have messaged you my instructions. Be gentle.
22:16 < DomLS3> Hatter: You should be composed and well mannered. I spoke the truth so there's no reason for you to be mad
22:16 < SynMonger> he goin' in dry
22:16 < Sarah> Hunterkll: i'm seriously considering just using mit kerberos for windows
22:16 < felda> `popularity
22:16 < DomLS3> felda: I won't use layer-eight for a whole week if you duel me in #donger
22:16 <+layer-eight> There is no popularity data for felda
22:16 < Hunterkll> Sarah, you're seroiusly going to have a very bad time
22:16 < Sarah> i trust it more
22:16 < felda> D:<
22:16 < felda> disgraceful
22:16 < Sarah> especially since i worked on it
22:17 < Hunterkll> Sarah, i've been trying this method for *16 years*
22:17 < felda> `sjw
22:17 <+layer-eight> felda, you're a racist, mansplaining, anti-semitic, traditionalist!
22:17 < felda> :D
22:17 < Sarah> Hunterkll: MIT does it just fine
22:17 < Hunterkll> there's a reason every time I try.... I revert
22:17 < felda> it's all true
22:17 < Heresiarch> Sarah: external is an order of magnitude more difficult, unless you have a ton of coordination in place. That said - if you're on O365/gapps, I believe both have support for S/MIME or some similar.
22:17 < Hunterkll> Sarah, yes, until you hit something that doesn't work right and you're boned
22:17 < Sarah> Hunterkll: then i submit a patch to krb5 that fixes it
22:18 < Sarah> plus some of my coworkers are already used to it because that's what the DoD uses
22:18 < Sarah> and they have to authenticate with the DoD servers
22:18 < felda> `hello
22:18 <+layer-eight> Welcome how are you felda
22:18 < felda> `origins
22:18 <+layer-eight> I have private messaged you my origin story, felda
22:18 < dragonfleas> fuckkkk
22:18 < dragonfleas> this fucking windows update broke RDP
22:19 < dragonfleas> is there a reddit thread about it?
22:19 < felda> MillerBoss pls bant DomLS3 from s/ replace functionality
22:19 < SynMonger> but notepad is fixed, so it's a decent trade, right?
22:19 < Sarah> dragonfleas: oh, that might be why we were having issues using kde remote desktop with windows
22:19 < MillerBoss> `mute DomLS3
22:19 < MillerBoss> Your wish is my command
22:19 <+layer-eight> DomLS3 has been muted. May there be peace.
22:19 < estranger> look who's talking in that ass
22:19 < Heresiarch> dragonfleas: https://www.reddit.com/r/sysadmin/comments/8i4coq/kb4103727_breaks_remote_desktop_connections_over/ ?
22:19 <+layer-eight> * Heresiarch →  KB4103727 breaks Remote Desktop connections over gateway : sysadmin
22:19 < felda> :D
22:19 < bvierra|job> not too bad... logstash is processing s3 logs @ about 1mill a min
22:19 < felda> you are the best
22:19 <+hxcsp> over gateway
22:20 <+hxcsp> we are insecure so it doesnt affect us. good.
22:20 < MillerBoss> Aww chucks
22:20 < felda> MillerBoss is the 2nd best OP right behind #1 ravioli
22:20 < MillerBoss> :P
22:20 < dragonfleas> hyper-v console is broken for me
22:20 < dragonfleas> ugh
22:20 < felda> general reminder that ravioli is literally the best OP this channel has ever seen
22:20 <+AnonymooseReddtr> :D
22:21 < Hatter> I like that ravioli guy
22:21 < dragonfleas> time to update all of our servers tonight to allow credSSP
22:21 < dragonfleas> *sigh*
22:21 < estranger> egg yolk ravioli
22:22 < Advarium> dragonfleas: anotha one.
22:22 < Advarium> oh? another server?
22:22 < Advarium> anotha one.
22:22 < Hatter> I enjoyed a lovely oxtail ravioli the other day
22:23 < corn266> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYpx8oDMQBU
22:23 <+layer-eight> * corn266 →  YouTube → DJ KHALED - ANOTHER ONE 10 HOURS → ⚘ 71,212 ↑ 1,094 ↓ 35 ✍ 387
22:23 <@NinjaStyle> how the fuck had lorde never seen a diamond
22:23 <@NinjaStyle> i dont buy that shit for a second
22:23 < estranger> lol
22:24 < SynMonger> isn't he a geologist?
22:24 <@NinjaStyle> lol
22:24 < DongServer> s/geologist/gangsta
22:24 <+layer-eight> [SED DongServer/SynMonger] isn't he a gangsta?
22:24 < ebol4> she cut her teeth on wedding rings in the movies
22:24 <+AnonymooseReddtr> lol
22:24 < ekaj> REEEEE
22:24 < estranger> is she dead yet?
22:24 < Hatter> who gives a turkey about lorde
22:24 < ebol4> she's immortal
22:24 < ebol4> i love lorde
22:24 < Hatter> what is she, a rapist?
22:25 < estranger> id get her and winehouse confused
22:25 < Hatter> as in, one who raps
22:25 < estranger> winehouse is head
22:25 <@NinjaStyle> head
22:25 < estranger> s/head/dead
22:25 <+layer-eight> [SED estranger/NinjaStyle] dead
22:25 < estranger> s/is head/is dead
22:25 <+layer-eight> [SED estranger] winehouse is dead
22:25 < ebol4> head dead medemption
22:27 < Sarah> ugh i'm so tired
22:27 < Hatter> I haven't slept a wink
22:28 < tsarbomba> lorde lorde lord
22:28 < tsarbomba> i am lorde
22:28 <@NinjaStyle> Sarah: do you believe lorde had never seen a diamond before?
22:28 < dragonfleas> this is a great excuse to get all of our servers up-to-date tonight
22:28 < Sarah> Heresiarch: i would never use O365
22:28 < tsarbomba> refuse2patch 2018
22:28 < Hatter> Sarah: why the heck not
22:28 < Sarah> cuz it's crap
22:29 < Sarah> doesn't work with any of my programs
22:29 <@NinjaStyle> sounds like devs fault
22:29 < Heresiarch> Sarah: *shrug* your call. But if your mail provider has something that can run PGP or S/MIME, you'll save yourself quite a bit of pain by using that instead of trying to roll your own.
22:30 < felda> `lucky
22:30  * layer-eight points a 6 chamber revolver with one round loaded at felda, and spins (6 slots remaining)
22:30 <+layer-eight> *click* - Looks like you get to live another day felda
22:30 < felda> :D
22:30 <@NinjaStyle> `lucky
22:30  * layer-eight points a 6 chamber revolver with one round loaded at NinjaStyle, and spins (6 slots remaining)
22:30 <+layer-eight> *click* - Looks like you get to live another day NinjaStyle
22:30 <@NinjaStyle> `lucky
22:30  * layer-eight points a 6 chamber revolver with one round loaded at NinjaStyle, and spins (5 slots remaining)
22:30 < Sarah> Heresiarch: oh, also, we're not allowed to use webmail
22:30 <+layer-eight> *click* - Looks like you get to live another day NinjaStyle
22:30 < ThatOneRoadie> Vendor: OUR APP NEEDS MORE RAM IT'S RUNNING SLOW
22:30 < Hatter> MillerBoss: The russian roulette game should be a dual mode, like in deer hunter, and used to settle minor disputes
22:30 < ThatOneRoadie> Me: how much?
22:31 < Hatter> MillerBoss: duel I mean
22:31 < ThatOneRoadie> Them: EACH SERVER NEEDS A MINIMUM OF 4vCPU and 8GB RAM!
22:31 < ThatOneRoadie> me: Cool, you have 6 servers, each with 8vCPU and 16GB of RAM, except the two database servers which have 24GB RAM each. Next?
22:32 < ThatOneRoadie> Them: THAT'S UNPOSSIBLE
22:32 < ThatOneRoadie> Or you know, your app sucks, but either way
22:33 < Sarah> ugh, our internet here sucks, i disconnect from my znc server like every 20 minutes
22:33 <@NinjaStyle> `lucky
22:33  * layer-eight points a 6 chamber revolver with one round loaded at NinjaStyle, and spins (4 slots remaining)
22:33 <+layer-eight> *click* - Looks like you get to live another day NinjaStyle
22:34 < Sarah> `lucky
22:34  * layer-eight points a 6 chamber revolver with one round loaded at Sarah, and spins (6 slots remaining)
22:34 <+layer-eight> *click* - Looks like you get to live another day Sarah
22:34 < ebol4> `lucky
22:34  * layer-eight points a 6 chamber revolver with one round loaded at ebol4, and spins (6 slots remaining)
22:34 <+layer-eight> *click* - Looks like you get to live another day ebol4
22:34 < ebol4> no please kill me
22:34 <@NinjaStyle> ...
22:34 < ebol4> bot broke
22:34 < ebol4> BOT BROKE
22:34 < SynMonger> `lucky
22:34 < Sarah> what happens if you get shot?
22:34  * layer-eight points a 6 chamber revolver with one round loaded at SynMonger, and spins (6 slots remaining)
22:34 <+layer-eight> *click* - Looks like you get to live another day SynMonger
22:35 < Hunterkll> welp
22:35 < Hunterkll> my work surface is bonered
22:36 < Hunterkll> this month's 1803 update threw it
22:36 < Hunterkll> lol
22:36 <@NinjaStyle> `lucky
22:36  * layer-eight points a 6 chamber revolver with one round loaded at NinjaStyle, and spins (3 slots remaining)
22:36  * layer-eight shoots NinjaStyle in the foot
22:36 <@NinjaStyle> the foot
22:36 <@NinjaStyle> fuck this game
22:36 < Sarah> i thought you'd get banned for like a day or two
22:36 < Hatter> Sarah: that's a much better idea
22:36 < Hunterkll> I have a bot set up with roulette that does that
22:36 < Hunterkll> bans you for like an hour
22:37 < abakedapplepie> i thought shit like this was exactly why we lost the bot in the first place
22:37 < abakedapplepie> bot spam
22:37 < abakedapplepie> >.>
22:37 < abakedapplepie> we dont need fucking roulette
22:37 < Hunterkll> fuck you
22:37 < Hatter> abakedapplepie: just let people have fun you little nerd
22:37 < Hunterkll> we want our toys
22:37 < Hunterkll> go burn in hell
22:37 < Hatter> woah take it easy Hunterkll
22:37 < Sarah> harsh
22:37 < abakedapplepie> i mean thats fine
22:37 < Gencade> relax Hunterkll
22:37 < abakedapplepie> dont whine when cryptic1 bans him again
22:38 < tsarbomba> this is what happens when he loses his waifu pillow
22:38 < Hatter> abakedapplepie: we wouldn't want to deny you being able to smugly tell us you told us so
22:38 < Gencade> who is your waifu Hunterkll
22:38 <@NinjaStyle> i hate the bot tbh
22:38 < Gencade> NinjaStyle, I agree
22:38 <@NinjaStyle> we should ban him for being shit
22:38 < Gencade> NinjaStyle, ++
22:38 < Hunterkll> wat
22:38 < Hunterkll> i do not have nor have ever had a waifu pilllow
22:38 < tsarbomba> https://cdn.techinasia.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/ItaspoTemple.jpg <-- candid w/ waifu
22:38 <+layer-eight> * tsarbomba →  IMAGE/JPEG Document, 153,379 bytes
22:39 < Hatter> nsfw sheesh
22:39 < tsarbomba> in what universe
22:39 <@NinjaStyle> that dude fucks... his pillow
22:39 < Hatter> in the logical universe that acknowledges anime is for pedophiles
22:39 < tsarbomba> that's your imagination. it's not like it's actually depicted.
22:39 < ebol4> Hatter: there's a large part of tumblr that shares that belief
22:40 < Gencade> NinjaStyle, give me OP
22:40 < Gencade> I'll ban him
22:40 < Spr1ng> What stores in America can one buy electronics from other than BestBuy?
22:40 < mal_will> Y'all are getting ral lord of the flies rn
22:40 < mal_will> real*
22:40 <@NinjaStyle> Spr1ng: microcenter
22:40 < Spr1ng> I need to find a particular LCD panel in Midland TX
22:40 < SynMonger> Fry's, Microcenter
22:40 < Hatter> tsarbomba: are you saying I'm imagining pedophilic sex? that's very offensive
22:41 < tsarbomba> http://cs8.pikabu.ru/post_img/2016/02/14/5/1455434439184182658.png ahahahahaha
22:41 <+layer-eight> * tsarbomba →  IMAGE/PNG Document, 294,086 bytes
22:41 < k27463> morning
22:42 < DomLS3> Gencase is cancer
22:42 < DomLS3> err
22:42 < DomLS3> Gencade is cancer
22:42 < ebol4> look at this guy
22:42 < ebol4> he types usernames
22:42 <@NinjaStyle> PSA: dont buy a peel phone case
22:43 < ebol4> banana peel case
22:43 < DomLS3> tab completion is for weebs
22:43 <@NinjaStyle> i dropped my phone once and the corner tore
22:43 < DomLS3> cheating pricks
22:45 < Gencade> yikes, you're going to call me cancer when you type full names DomLS3 ?
22:45 <@NinjaStyle> burn
22:45 < Gencade> sort yourself out
22:45 < Hatter> DomLS3: don't you ever have anything nice to say?
22:45 < DomLS3> Hatter: no, bitch
22:45 < Gencade> Hatter, then answer is no
22:45 < DomLS3> Well
22:45 < DomLS3> I take that back
22:45 < SynMonger> nice is for nerds
22:45 < Gencade> s/then/the
22:46 < Hatter> DomLS3: I don't like being talked to that way
22:46 < DomLS3> Gencade's mom is a very lovely woman whom enjoy slapping in the face with my cawk
22:46 < DomLS3> That's a nice thing to say
22:46 < Sarah> Hunterkll: i'll probably do samba4, it just seems complicated
22:46 < DomLS3> Hatter: I don't really give a flying fuck
22:46 < DomLS3> how bow dah?
22:46 < Gencade> I can't tell who is younger, DomLS3  or Joezalot
22:46 < Gencade> thoughts NinjaStyle?
22:46 < Hatter> DomLS3: Why not? Is it because you believe there are no consequences?
22:46 < DomLS3> I'm only 15 so probably me
22:46 < Sarah> especially since it pretty much needs its own system, or at least a container
22:46 < Gencade> Ah damn he's 14
22:47 <@NinjaStyle> Gencade: fuck if i know
22:47 <@NinjaStyle> :)
22:47 < Hunterkll> Sarah, the weird part is managing samba using windows server tools on a windows client
22:47 < Hunterkll> :P
22:47 < Sarah> Hunterkll: i was literally just reading about that
22:47 < Heresiarch> Hunterkll: no weirder than using PoSH on linux. XD
22:47 < Hunterkll> use the windows server RSAT to manage everything
22:47 < abakedapplepie> man
22:47 < Hunterkll> Heresiarch, nah, taht's just another shell
22:47 < abakedapplepie> dont ever buy a buffalo product
22:47 < abakedapplepie> ever
22:47 < abakedapplepie> ever.
22:47 < abakedapplepie> ever ever ever.
22:47 < DomLS3> wtf is buffalo
22:47 < DomLS3> sounds like a mistake
22:47 < abakedapplepie> i have 3 NAS units that are now useless
22:47 < DomLS3> unless it's buffalo sauce
22:47 < Hunterkll> abakedapplepie, i use 'em all the time .... i take their DD-WRT routers and nuke 'em with OpenWRT
22:47 < Sarah> Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo
22:48 < DomLS3> s/Buffalo/dickbutt
22:48 < Hatter> Sarah: was that a proper sentence?
22:48 < McDonaldsWiFi> we need input sanitation STAT
22:48 < DomLS3> rekt\
22:48 < abakedapplepie> apparently you cant put 8 new drives in a buffalo nas
22:48 < DomLS3> stupid bot
22:48 < Sarah> Hatter: yes https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buffalo_buffalo_Buffalo_buffalo_buffalo_buffalo_Buffalo_buffalo
22:48 <+layer-eight> * Sarah →  Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo - Simple English Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
22:48 < abakedapplepie> because it stores teh OS on the raid array
22:48 < abakedapplepie> or something
22:48 <@NinjaStyle> bot sucks
22:48 < abakedapplepie> i dont fucking know
22:48 < abakedapplepie> it makes no sense
22:48 <@NinjaStyle> cant do sed
22:48 < vinrock> isnt that the longest sentence you can do with one single word
22:48 < DomLS3> I'm going to code a new layer-eight
22:49 < Hunterkll> abakedapplepie, terastation? just netboot it
22:49 < McDonaldsWiFi> DomLS3: with blackjack and hookers
22:49 < Advarium> s/a buffalo/ass
22:49 <+layer-eight> [SED Advarium/abakedapplepie] apparently you cant put 8 new drives in ass nas
22:49 < DomLS3> McDonaldsWiFi: yes
22:49 < Advarium> notlikethis
22:49 < abakedapplepie> Hunterkll: netboot it with what
22:49 < Hunterkll> tftp
22:49 < DomLS3> it's going to have in channel currency that you can gain and spend on different things
22:49 < abakedapplepie> i can put any old os on here but my boss wants the original buffalo software
22:49 < estranger> ahh yes the Buffalo buffalo do buffalo in Buffalo.  this is fact.
22:50 < vinrock> install freenas and just brand it as beefalo
22:50 < Hunterkll> abakedapplepie, well, simplest part, can you throw the old drives back in and one by one swap with no space provisioned?
22:50 < Hunterkll> abakedapplepie, regardless, what model
22:50 < abakedapplepie> no because my coworker de-drived all 3 units at the same time
22:50 < estranger> did my shit go bold. wtf
22:50 < abakedapplepie> and didnt label them
22:50 < Hunterkll> abakedapplepie, regardless, what model
22:50 < vinrock> not here
22:50 < abakedapplepie> ts5800
22:50 < Hunterkll> abakedapplepie, VGA on it?
22:50 < abakedapplepie> yep
22:50 < abakedapplepie> so right now it says boot fail, no operating system
22:51 < abakedapplepie> i have their recovery usb image but it fails to get past grub
22:51 < Hunterkll> which one you use?
22:51 <@NinjaStyle> i wanna update linkedin but i dont know my job title
22:51 < abakedapplepie> TS5000V2.6bootUSB.ddi
22:51 < Hunterkll> abakedapplepie, put in 1 random drive and see if it boots
22:51 <@JollyRgrs> NinjaStyle: make it up
22:52 < Hunterkll> :)
22:52 < estranger> NinjaStyle, as long as it's not "IT Ninja"
22:52 <@JollyRgrs> linkedin doesn't matter what your official title is
22:52 < Hunterkll> abakedapplepie, you can make a recovery image from the web interface if you can get one to boot
22:52 <@JollyRgrs> it matters what you want OTHERS to see it as
22:52 < estranger> JollyRgrs, +1
22:52 < Hunterkll> abakedapplepie, failing that, what part does it fail in grub
22:53 < estranger> grubhub
22:53 < mr-moo> ahoy!
22:53 < Hunterkll> estranger, great service if you're in NYC or other cities
22:53 < Hunterkll> yes indeed
22:53 < estranger> grubhub rules
22:53 < vinrock> we've had a local delivery service here since i was a kid
22:53 < estranger> they're my client, so im partial to them
22:53 < vinrock> they'll even bring you beer n smokes
22:54 < vinrock> expensive af tho
22:54 < estranger> i bitch at them cus their app always asks me to rate them when I already did >:O
22:54 < Gencade> Gencade is the new king of #donger,
22:54 < Sarah> Hunterkll: ugh, it's soooo loooooong https://access.redhat.com/documentation/en-us/red_hat_enterprise_linux/7/html-single/windows_integration_guide/#trust
22:54 < Gencade> Dethroning DomLS3
22:54 <+layer-eight> * Sarah →  Windows Integration Guide - Red Hat Customer Portal
22:54 <@JollyRgrs> estranger: i hate that... apps that ask you to rate them even though you already did
22:55 <@JollyRgrs> waze does that to me
22:55 < abakedapplepie> hhunter: im having my shop guy get the drives back
22:55 < estranger> fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck me just sat on my balls pretty bad.
22:55 < abakedapplepie> err Hunterkll
22:55 < Hunterkll> Sarah, that guide is covering so many situations
22:55 < abakedapplepie> but it fails right when GRUB comes up
22:55 < Hatter> estranger: I heard you can die that way
22:55 < abakedapplepie> it hangs there with a blinking cursor
22:55 < Hatter> you still might
22:55 < Hunterkll> abakedapplepie, yea that might work. i think if you're lucky - that they RAID1 the OS across alll drives
22:55 <@JollyRgrs> estranger: uh... you need more supportive undergarments?
22:55 < Gencade> Gencade the new king of #donger
22:55 < Hunterkll> if you're lucky
22:55 < Hunterkll> Sarah, i use it before, it's simple if you're RHEL7
22:55 < Sarah> Hunterkll: i start feeling like procrastinating when i see that
22:55 <@NinjaStyle> JollyRgrs: you rite, i updated it with kinda my title
22:55 < vinrock> (4:55:20 PM) abakedapplepie: but it fails right when GRUB comes up
22:55 < vinrock> you try using nomodeset?
22:55 < vinrock> sounds like display issue
22:55 < Hunterkll> Sarah, https://access.redhat.com/documentation/en-us/red_hat_enterprise_linux/7/html-single/windows_integration_guide/#ch-Configuring_Authentication
22:55 <+layer-eight> * Hunterkll →  Windows Integration Guide - Red Hat Customer Portal
22:55 < Hunterkll> that's the easy way
22:55 < abakedapplepie> vinrock: i didnt change anything, this is their image
22:56 < Hunterkll> that's what I use at work
22:56 < abakedapplepie> i just DDed it to a flash drive
22:56 < vinrock> you cant set grub params?
22:56 < estranger> everything was lshift(2) in my pants and when I adjust my spot on the couch bad things ahppened
22:56 < abakedapplepie> i didnt touch anything yet
22:56 < abakedapplepie> i probably can
22:56 < vinrock> try nomodeset
22:56 <@JollyRgrs> NinjaStyle: my last job title was like... some kind of analyst... even though I was an SCCM admin, it was a stupid title... it never made it to linkedin
22:56 < abakedapplepie> i havent even looked at the image yet
22:56 < abakedapplepie> im just going to try the old drives tomorrow, hopefully Hunterkll is right
22:56 < abakedapplepie> it sounds like he is
22:56 < abakedapplepie> buffalo tech had a similar suggestion
22:56 < Hunterkll> it's a /reasonable/ thought
22:56 < Sarah> Hunterkll: well, i already have ipa set up and sssd is authenticating with ipa, i want it the other way around, for samba to basically use IPA somehow
22:56 <@NinjaStyle> JollyRgrs: i think my title is "Senior Security Consultant, Penetration Tester" or something
22:56 < Sarah> some kind of synching or something?
22:57 <@NinjaStyle> i dont wanna put senior unless it is officially in my title tho
22:57 < Gencade> DomLS3, how do you feel
22:57 <@JollyRgrs> estranger: get you some duluth trading underoos and be good
22:57 < Hunterkll> Sarah, that.... i know windows IDAM products to do that... :P
22:57 < abakedapplepie> NinjaStyle can you ask HR for your title lol
22:57 < abakedapplepie> or your superior
22:57 <@NinjaStyle> abakedapplepie: i could i had email
22:57 <@JollyRgrs> or check AD
22:57 < abakedapplepie> or just ask them if you can make your own title
22:57 <@NinjaStyle> if i had email*
22:57 <@JollyRgrs> if you had a laptop
22:57 <@JollyRgrs> lol
22:57 <@JollyRgrs> i thought you had email, just webmail?
22:57 < Hunterkll> vinrock, FWIW the image is supposed to be dd'd straight to a flash drive
22:57 <@NinjaStyle> nope no email at all
22:57 <@NinjaStyle> theyre emailing my gmail currently
22:57 <@JollyRgrs> NinjaStyle: so they are paying you though, right?
22:58 < Hunterkll> readme is telling you to use DDwin lol
22:58 < abakedapplepie> Hunterkll: yeah fucking LOL at that
22:58 <@NinjaStyle> JollyRgrs: as far as i know
22:58 < Hunterkll> that's kind of normal dude
22:58 < Hunterkll> lol
22:58 < abakedapplepie> well
22:58 < abakedapplepie> when it didnt work using real dd
22:58 < abakedapplepie> i tried ddwin
22:58 < estranger> JollyRgrs, they do make good stuff.
22:58 < abakedapplepie> it doesnt fucking work
22:58 < abakedapplepie> ddwin doesnt work on 7 8 or 10
22:58 <@JollyRgrs> estranger: worth the price
22:58 < Hunterkll> 'real dd' ?
22:58 <@JollyRgrs> jeans are good, too
22:58 < abakedapplepie> Hunterkll: actual dd on a linux machine
22:58 <@JollyRgrs> ball room jeans are comfy
22:58 < Hunterkll> Sarah, anyway. method 3 is how i join linux machines to AD for login
22:58 < abakedapplepie> not windd
22:58 <@JollyRgrs> i don't like jeans, but these i can wear
22:59 < estranger> jeans are part of my SE uniform
22:59 < vinrock> my jeans need more ball room
22:59  * mr-moo looks around for an exchange admin
22:59  * Hunterkll points at JollyRgrs 
22:59 <@JollyRgrs> haha
22:59 <@JollyRgrs> exchange?
22:59 <@NinjaStyle> i have a client phone call tomorrow morning
22:59 <@JollyRgrs> i've never even logged onto an exchange server b4
23:00 <@NinjaStyle> and no work email
23:00 < k27463> mr-moo: what about exchange
23:00 < Sarah> Hunterkll: ipa is my central management
23:00 <@JollyRgrs> i'm going home, screw this nonsense
23:00 < Gencade> bye JollyRgrs
23:00 < vinrock> don't leave us here with pfelda
23:01 < Hatter> JollyRgrs: I agree, I'm going to
23:01 < Hatter> you all have a lovely evening
23:01 < Gencade> Hatter, thanks
23:01 < Hatter> not you
23:01 < Hunterkll> Sarah, i mean, there's a Quest tool, MIM from microsoft, etc...
23:01 < Spr1ng> Have you even seen felda?
23:01 < felda> I am a real boy I can assure you
23:01 < felda> I actually just got my FOID card
23:01 < felda> HEUEHUEHUEHUEHUE prepare your bodies
23:01 < vinrock> run for cover
23:01 < felda> >:D *pew* *pew* *pew* *pew* *pew* *pew* *pew*
23:02 < vinrock> now you need a tactical gat and mad clips
23:02 < Hunterkll> Sarah, you could just do a realm trust and have two realms
23:02 < Hunterkll> *shrug*
23:02 < Hunterkll> that sounds the simplest
23:02 < Hunterkll> (I'd run two windows servers and join everything to that even if i had no windows clients, but i like doing things without headaches)
23:03 < mr-moo> Trying to figure out if you can add a 2016 Windows server to a 2012r2 Exchange 2016 DAG :/
23:03 < Hunterkll> SEE? WAS IT THAT FUCKING HARD TO ACTUALLYL ASK?
23:03 < Hunterkll> answer is - yes.
23:03 < Hunterkll> they can coexist
23:03 < Gencade> tell him Hunterkll
23:04 < Hunterkll> it's just not supported
23:04 < Hunterkll> :)
23:04 < Hunterkll> mr-moo, best way is to set up another dag and move mailboxes.
23:04 < Hunterkll> while I can force it to work without issue
23:04 < MillerBoss> Oh you California https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2018/05/california-approves-measure-to-require-solar-on-new-homes-after-2020/
23:04 < Hunterkll> it's not /officially/ supported
23:04 <+layer-eight> * MillerBoss →  California approves measure to require solar on new homes after 2020 | Ars Technica
23:05 < MillerBoss> I winder what kind of maintenance solar panels and all need
23:05 < mr-moo> Has anyone successfully done it?
23:05 < Gencade> coitus?
23:05 < Hunterkll> mr-moo, "While I can force it to work without issue" ...
23:06 < mr-moo> hmmm, forcing can be fun.
23:06 < Hunterkll> YO
23:06 < Hunterkll> WHO LET COSBY IN HERE
23:06 < Gencade> I did
23:06 < Gencade> he's my bro
23:06 < Sarah> Hunterkll: to me windows causes the headaches
23:06 < Sarah> linux stuff is much simpler
23:06 < Hunterkll> Sarah, except when it comes to stuff like SSO / IDAM / etc
23:07 < Hunterkll> my dream shop is windows AD DCs .... just AD servers ... and the rest all linux and Solaris
23:07 < Sarah> kerberos is sso...
23:07 < Sarah> and that was incredibly simple to set up
23:07 < Sarah> i install linux on a machine, run ipa-client-install
23:07 < Sarah> and it's done
23:07 < Hunterkll> multi-tech SSO
23:07 < Hunterkll> not just kerb auth
23:07 < Hunterkll> but if you're lucky that's alll you need and it reduces some requirements
23:08 < Hunterkll> mr-moo, DAGs use Windows Failover Clustering (WFC) technologies. Each Mailbox server that's a member of a DAG is also a node in the underlying cluster used by the DAG. As a result, at any specific time, a Mailbox server can be a member of only one DAG. Because DAGs use WFC technology, all servers added to a DAG must be running the same operating system: either Windows Server 2008 R2 Enterprise or Datacenter Edition,
23:08 < Hunterkll> or the Standard or Datacenter Edition of Windows Server 2012 or Windows Server 2012 R2.
23:08 < Hunterkll> "Because DAGs use WFC technology, all servers added to a DAG must be running the same operating system"
23:08 < Hunterkll> that's not always true
23:08 < Hunterkll> but that's hte official stance
23:08 < mr-moo> That's what i read
23:08 < mr-moo> which made me curious, and furious, both in the same moment
23:08 < Hunterkll> now, things like rolling cluster upgrades of hyper-v which rely on WFC
23:08 < Hunterkll> do work
23:08 < Hunterkll> ;)
23:09 < Hunterkll> going from 2012 R2 to 2016
23:09 < Hunterkll> i've done that before
23:09 < Hunterkll> and i've forced things to work
23:09 < Hunterkll> but honestly
23:09 < Hunterkll> just set up a new DAG on alll new 2016
23:09 < mr-moo> Would you recommend a separate path, like migrating?
23:09 < Hunterkll> and move mailboxes
23:09 < Hunterkll> remember - your smart hosts can split dags, etc
23:09 < Hunterkll> and you can have multiple dags in a cluster
23:09 < Hunterkll> :)
23:09 < mr-moo> i knew i wouldn't regret coming in here ;)
23:09 < Hunterkll> there's many ways to flay a sarah, as it was
23:09 < mr-moo> Thanks Hunterkll
23:09 < Sarah> when i was working on krb5 my coworkers felt like they failed in getting it used for the web, so we were discussing ways to get kerberos more web friendly
23:10 < Sarah> Hunterkll: why am i being flayed?
23:10 <+AnonymooseReddtr> lol
23:10 < Hunterkll> well because i didn't feel like saying skin a cat
23:10 < Hunterkll> so
23:10 <+AnonymooseReddtr> that sounds dirty Hunterkll
23:10 < Sarah> and gssapi kind of failed at its task
23:10 < Hunterkll> mr-moo, now, it DOES work.... again. does.
23:10 < Sarah> kerberos is pretty much the only major implementer of gssapi
23:11 < Hunterkll> I like how much I have to deal with NTLMv2 on non-windows networks
23:11 < Hunterkll> like
23:11 < Hunterkll> why
23:11 < Hunterkll> mr-moo, mixed WFC is supported in migration scenarios where you're building all of them up to it
23:11 < Hunterkll> but you don't want to spin there very long
23:13 < Hunterkll> Sarah, it's really sad that MS got something so, so right that it's a benchmark of the fact that i'd use it in a linux only environment to simplify deployment of everything
23:13 < Hunterkll> that's sad
23:13 < Sarah> what, AD?
23:14 < Hunterkll> yes
23:14 < Hunterkll> it's the only MS tech i'd demand in a pure linux shop
23:15 < Hunterkll> Sarah, hell, they support NIS too... (MS)
23:16 < Hunterkll> I can even integrate sudo rules into AD
23:16 < Hunterkll> so I don't have to configure them locally
23:16 < Hunterkll> and just pull them with sssd
23:16 < Hunterkll> and do some wild things with policy enforcement
23:16 < int0x1C8> what's WFC and DAG
23:16 < int0x1C8> I get directed acyclic graph
23:17 < Hunterkll> int0x1C8, Windows Failover Clustering and Database Availability Group (for Exchange)
23:17 < int0x1C8> ah
23:17 < Sarah> Hunterkll: i think IPA is far better
23:17 < Hunterkll> Sarah, and yes i know you can do similar with FreeIPA but .... as you're seeing, you start running into fractured environments
23:17 < Hunterkll> okay
23:17 < Hunterkll> how is it better?
23:17 < int0x1C8> my math education is showing
23:17 < Hunterkll> what can it do that AD (Samba or MS) can't?
23:17 < Sarah> first it's OSS
23:17 < Hunterkll> do re-read my sentance
23:17 < Hunterkll> what can it do that AD (Samba or MS) can't?
23:18 < Sarah> i can open up the source and change something
23:18 < Sarah> oh, samba
23:18 < Hunterkll> what can it do that AD (Samba or MS) can't?
23:19 < kepler> it can not reqiure licensing
23:19 < Hunterkll> kepler, Samba requires $0 in licensing
23:19 < Hunterkll> and is GPL'd
23:19 < Hunterkll> next
23:19 < kepler> for MS
23:19 < Hunterkll> It implements the same AD
23:19 < Hunterkll> (though personally i'd use MS for the support angle, but still, if you can self-support it, as Sarah here can, that's a non-argument)
23:20 < Hunterkll> though I don't know if Samba4 can implement NIS interfaces like MS can
23:20 < Hunterkll> I've had to integrate older Sun kit into an environment before and that was a lifesaver
23:23 < Hunterkll> Sarah, seriously though - you need to figure out something - and AD is usually the best solution. Be it Samba4 for only the windows workstations with a realm trust or something else integrating samba4 for company wide - trying to do anything else is like buying hard drives from these vendors - https://imgur.com/a/VqwaKIK
23:23 <+layer-eight> * Hunterkll →  Private Imgur Album
23:23 < Hunterkll> I like how YUGO is the first one
23:24 < Spr1ng> Getting so passionate and heated up on this hey Hunterkll
23:24 < Hunterkll> I've been trying to replace NT Domains / AD for over 15 years
23:24 < Hunterkll> lol
23:24 < Advarium> not worth
23:25 < mr-moo> I don't anticipiate running off of the coexistant environment very long, maybe a week? Which do you think is the path of least resistance? I'm familiar with exchange, but far from a messaging expert
23:25 < Hunterkll> careful here, don't use messaging in the wrong conext or i might think you have skype installed
23:25 < Hunterkll> :p
23:25 < Hunterkll> mr-moo, so you're doing a full migration to all 2016 servers?
23:26 < Advarium> We migrated out of Skype to Teams. Woo. Ripoff slack with less functionality.
23:26 < mr-moo> yeah, we're on CU2, can't upgrade past it since 2012r2 isn't supported
23:26 < Hunterkll> WHAT
23:26 < Spr1ng> Teams is okay, not as fast as Slack tho.
23:27 < Hunterkll> mr-moo, that's wrong
23:27 < Hunterkll> Update 4-11-2016 An advisory was added to the Windows Server 2016 Release Notes to advise postponing deployments of Exchange 2016 CU3 onto Windows Server 2016 at this time.    The content states:
23:27 < Hunterkll> ^--- they originally advised NOT deploying on 2016
23:27 < Hunterkll> Update 13-12-2016 Update KB 3206632 has been released by the Windows team to address the issue with Exchange 2016.  This is required on Windows Server 2016 machines with Exchange 2016.  For more details see the Exchange 2016 CU4 post.
23:27 < Hunterkll> wait
23:27 < Hunterkll> you're on 2016 CU2?
23:27 < Hunterkll> Can I have your OWA address?
23:27 < Hunterkll> I promise not to hack the shit out of you
23:28 <@NinjaStyle> https://www.reddit.com/r/Python/comments/8hvzja/backdoor_in_sshdecorator_package/?st=jgynd5qc&sh=81855e72
23:28 <+layer-eight> * NinjaStyle →  Backdoor in ssh-decorator package : Python
23:29 < Hunterkll> mr-moo, current 2016 CU is CU9 as of march
23:30 < mr-moo> right.
23:30 < joelazot> meme teen is back
23:30 < Hunterkll> so yes
23:30 < Hunterkll> what's your OWA address
23:30 < Hunterkll> so i can not-hack you
23:30 < mr-moo> https://10.13.37.1/owa
23:30 < Hunterkll> woah
23:30 < Hunterkll> how'd you know my secret porn server's address
23:31 < Hunterkll> mr-moo, Updates Of Particular Note
23:31 < Hunterkll> .NET framework 4.7.1 is fully supported.    Currently this is an optional item, but will be required with the June 2018 CU.  Plan accordingly!   Customers should test, verify and install CU9 then move to update to .NET 4.7.1 which will be required for the June 2018 CU install.
23:31 < Hunterkll> https://blogs.technet.microsoft.com/rmilne/2018/03/20/exchange-2016-cu9-released/
23:31 < scwizard> ok so we're on gitlab now
23:31 <+layer-eight> * Hunterkll →  Exchange 2016 CU9 Released – 250  Hello
23:31 < scwizard> but now i need to have the builds not take forever :|
23:32 < Sarah> Hunterkll: kfw works great, i don't understand your hatred for it
23:32 < mr-moo> CU2 was the latest supported update for 2016 on 2012r2 OS according to M$ chart/website
23:32 < Hunterkll> ?!?!!?
23:32 < Sarah> krb5 for windows
23:32 < Hunterkll> not you
23:32 < Hunterkll> also
23:33 < Hunterkll> Sarah, it does a lot of things wrong and .... just abuses specific interfaces subject to change outside of documentation. I have the same issues with it that I have with RSA's multifactor system for workstations
23:33 < Hunterkll> and basically anything that's not smartcard auth without interfering with GINA
23:33 < Hunterkll> mr-moo, https://technet.microsoft.com/en-us/library/aa996719(v=exchg.160).aspx
23:33 <+layer-eight> * Hunterkll →  Exchange 2016 system requirements
23:33 < Hunterkll> updated Topic Last Modified: 2018-04-26
23:34 < Hunterkll> mr-moo, 2012, 2012 R2, and 2016 listed as fully supported as of the last month CU
23:34 < Hunterkll> under Exch2016 requirements
23:34 < Sarah> i've forgotten the point of us arguing
23:35 < mr-moo> 1 sec, lemme find the source. Sometimes M$ can be a pain with conflicting info
23:35 < Hunterkll> mr-moo, they will absolutely not have dropped Ex2016 on 2012 R2
23:35 < Hunterkll> mr-moo, i know this because we're on CU8 on 2012 R2 servicing 20k users
23:35 < Hunterkll> :P
23:35 < Sarah> also, you may think that but the DoD uses it, MIT uses it, etc.
23:35 < Hunterkll> Sarah, you trying to overcomplicate stuff to stick to a narrow software stack
23:35 < Hunterkll> Sarah, oh i'm aware
23:35 < Hunterkll> i'm dreadfully aware of the DoD usage
23:35 < Hunterkll> :'(
23:36  * Hunterkll whimpers and crawls into a cave
23:36 < mr-moo> Man, i feel so confused.
23:36 < Hunterkll> mr-moo, i think you may have just misread something
23:36 < mr-moo> yeah, I'm trying to find the page i was on this morning
23:36 < Hunterkll> originally i went down the hole of helpping you because i thought you just wanted to move to WS 2016 lol
23:36 < mr-moo> INTO THE ABYSS!
23:36 < Hunterkll> then i realized you just fucked up your reading comprehension
23:36 < Hunterkll> nah dude
23:36 < Hunterkll> update yo shit before you get hacked
23:36 < Hunterkll> 2016 wont' drop 2012 R2 support for a damn long time
23:37 < Hunterkll> like, 2012 R2's EOL willl come first
23:37 < Hunterkll> literallly
23:37 < mr-moo> My sysadmin left me for a VP position at another company. it's hard to find talnet :(
23:37 < Hunterkll> $110k/yr work from home.
23:37 < mr-moo> I'm trying to stay afloat, but the Jr's aren't enough.
23:37 < Hunterkll> :)
23:37 < Hunterkll> I left a spot internally to another one and they've been a revolving door and a shitshow ever since
23:37 < k27463> Hunterkll: k where do I sign up?
23:37 < Hunterkll> places just don't pay enough for what they need
23:37 < Hunterkll> k27463, no that was my rates
23:37 < Hunterkll> :P
23:38 < Sarah> so true
23:38 < k27463> dang lol
23:38 < Hunterkll> i laugh so hard at that contract
23:38 < Hunterkll> which we lost, by the way
23:38 < Hunterkll> after they threw me out because i was back end corporate
23:38 < Hunterkll> and they couldn't run my life
23:38 < Hunterkll> lol
23:38 < Hunterkll> fuck ur oncall requirements i only work 9-5 bye
23:38 < k27463> i'm a one man shop, would absolutely love to have somebody over me so I don't have to fix absolutely every problem on the fly
23:38 < MillerBoss> It only makes sense https://social.technet.microsoft.com/Forums/en-US/f3e9852b-393c-4aa0-9d2f-961a82cfc603/remoteapp-after-windows-10-update-1803-are-slow-and-right-mouse-button-is-not-responding-it-reacts?forum=winserverTS
23:39 < Advarium> you're lucky if it works at all
23:39 < Advarium> if you're trying it over gateway you're SOL
23:39 < mr-moo> VP is a totally different career path than being a sysadmin
23:39 < mr-moo> My issue is finding actual talent
23:39 < xe0n> morn
23:40 < Hunterkll> if you've got on-prem exchange
23:40 < k27463> mr-moo: where at?
23:40 < mr-moo> i had a candidate bomb on what port is ssh/telnet/ftp
23:40 < Hunterkll> you're either gonna need to pay properly
23:40 < joelazot> Everyone's fav retard is back
23:40 < joelazot> how is everyone
23:40 < Hunterkll> mr-moo, honestly i'd probably bomb that too during an interview lol
23:40 < mr-moo> erm.
23:40 < Hunterkll> mr-moo, but at my current job i handle systems deployment/management for 20k workstations and management/monitoring for 5000 servers
23:40 < mr-moo> fl
23:40 < Hunterkll> some of which are life-critical
23:40 < ReverendDS> Right?
23:40 < Hunterkll> literally get people killed critical
23:41 < Sarah> k27463: ditto, though, one woman shop
23:41 < k27463> Sarah: lone sysadmins unite
23:41 < Hunterkll> lolk
23:41 < ReverendDS> I manage a 35 tenant MSP in every vertical except direct DoD contracting and I think the port is 21 or 22 but that kind of stupid trivia shit is what google is for.
23:41 < mr-moo> i used to work healthcare. Similar environment, but we had 45k machines. Though, we had 300 IT members.
23:42 < Hunterkll> mr-moo, yea, that's a more relaxed environment than i have
23:42 < Hunterkll> i'd hate to be the guy who ruined a render server for a missile design causing a production delay
23:42 < ReverendDS> One of the last places I interviewed at wanted me to list the FSMO roles
23:42 < Hunterkll> OH OH
23:42 < k27463> mr-moo: btw its 21 and 22, how much will you pay me?
23:42 < Hunterkll> UHHH
23:42 < DomLS3> haha
23:42 < Hunterkll> SHIT
23:42 < ReverendDS> Right?
23:42 < Hunterkll> ReverendDS, I KNOW THI SI SWEAR
23:42 < DomLS3> I always forget the FSMO roles and Exchange roles question
23:42 < estranger> i could think real hard and remmeber 2 or 3 of them.. been a few years now
23:42 < DomLS3> like it fuckin matters
23:42 < Hunterkll> NAMING, PRIMARY, RID, UHHHH
23:42 < Sarah> mr-moo: seeing if someone has port numbers memorized seems like a bad question
23:42 < Hunterkll> and two that only matter at the forest level
23:42 < Hunterkll> close enough
23:42 < ReverendDS> But again, that kind of shit is what google or MAN pages are for.
23:43 < k27463> tbh my favorite two interviews ever asked zero questions about port numbers and such
23:43 < Sarah> i don't know telnet because wtf uses telnet anymore?
23:43 < DomLS3> one of my bosses would ask people interviewing for sysadmin positions to subnet a network out on paper
23:43 < ReverendDS> Sorry, Hunterkll those are not the correct names as accepted in Powershell v1
23:43 < k27463> one was a live demo, give me a VM to root around in and give me tasks to complete
23:43 < mr-moo> If you don't know what port https is on you're out of the running imo
23:43 < Sarah> i only know ssh because i have to setup firewalls for it so much
23:43 < Hunterkll> ReverendDS, OH, YOU MEAN 1,2,3,4,5
23:43 < ReverendDS> lol
23:43 < k27463> the other asked zero technical questions and turned into my current job
23:43 < Hunterkll> ReverendDS, i'm not wrong...
23:43 < Sarah> and i never use ftp for anything so don't know that port
23:43 < ReverendDS> Nope... and that's the answer I gave him.
23:43 < ReverendDS> He wasn't happy.
23:43 < Hunterkll> lol
23:44 < ReverendDS> I didn't get that job.
23:44 < Hunterkll> lol
23:44 < ReverendDS> "We don't think that you'd be a good fit for our company"
23:44 < Sarah> mr-moo: off the top of my head... 443?
23:44 < Sarah> mr-moo: why does it matter?
23:44 < mr-moo> :)
23:44 < Hunterkll> like
23:44 < xe0n> loll
23:44 < Hunterkll> i had an interview with a written test and a "heare's a laptop to find the info"
23:44 < Hunterkll> you wrote the info down on the written test
23:44 < k27463> ^^^^^
23:44 < thecliguy> Just open all the ports on the firewall...
23:44 < Hunterkll> doesn't matter how you go tit
23:44 < k27463> those are the nice ones
23:44 < xe0n> open book test lol
23:44 < Hunterkll> "What exchange server is outlook connected to?"
23:44 < Hunterkll> xe0n, no internet
23:45 < Hunterkll> lol
23:45 < k27463> oh snap
23:45 < Sarah> mr-moo: hell, now adays most tools don't even list the port number, but the protocol name
23:45 < Hunterkll> "What is the DHCP server?"
23:45 < Hunterkll> "What's the current logon server that handled your original authentication request?"
23:45 < mr-moo> ok, well that's not what I need in my environment.
23:45 < k27463> "it give the ip"
23:45 < DomLS3> echo %logonserver%
23:45 < k27463> oooh nice
23:45 < Hunterkll> yup
23:45 < tsarbomba> sarah is chopping down what little epeen mr-moo had built up from his interviewing
23:45 < Sarah> mr-moo: firewall-cmd takes service names now
23:45 < xe0n> set lol
23:45 < Hunterkll> ipconfig /all
23:45 < tsarbomba> in impressive fashion
23:45 < DomLS3> that's simple shit though
23:45 < Hunterkll> mr-moo, so what you're saying is - you don't need people who know how to do the job or configure firewalls, you need trivia masterse
23:45 < DomLS3> that's helpdesk knowledge type questions
23:45 < mr-moo> and i would accept that as an answer.
23:45 < tsarbomba> EPEEN CHOP
23:45 < ReverendDS> If you don't know the dip switch configuration for Western Digital hard drives for a SATA RAID 0 by memory, you clearly aren't a /real/ admin.
23:45 < tsarbomba> chopchopchopchopchop
23:46 < Hunterkll> DomLS3, well, one was "log in to the domain controller and list the sysvol path on the local disk"
23:46 < Hunterkll> i mean
23:46 < Hunterkll> that's not quite helpdesk
23:46 < Hunterkll> but it was Jr Sysadmin
23:46 < Sarah> mr-moo: lsof and netstat show the protocol name
23:46 < DomLS3> that one maybe not
23:46 < k27463> ReverendDS: since when are there dip switches on sata drives
23:46 < DomLS3> but the others definitely are
23:46 < Hunterkll> all my Sr positions have been "On a scale of 1-10 how comfortable are you with $tech and when/how did you last use it"
23:46 < xe0n> i've only had 1 technical test during an interview, rest was just talking lol
23:46 <@NinjaStyle> those are like the easiest ports
23:46 < ReverendDS> k27463 - Exactly. That kind of trivia is pointless.
23:46 < mr-moo> The answer is a lot of things, not just a number. I'm surprised it's being seen as such a negative question.
23:47 <@NinjaStyle> i don think it is pointless
23:47 < Hunterkll> mr-moo, interview stress can make you muck up specifics.
23:47 < k27463> ^
23:47 < Hunterkll> like, if i say 23 instead of 22, is that wrong? or did i just have a bit o stress?
23:47 < DomLS3> the best questions an interviewer can give or real world hyptohetical scenarios that take some real thought to answer
23:47 < DomLS3> not questions with answeres that are easily googled
23:47 < DomLS3> answers*
23:47 < Hunterkll> "You have broken sysvol replication in X scenario, where do you look first?"
23:47 < DomLS3> yes
23:47 < ReverendDS> Eh, part of it is just teasing you mr-moo, part of it is knowing that the last time I had to play jeopardy for a job I was working in a call center.
23:47 < Hunterkll> there's no wrong answer there
23:48 < Hunterkll> except
23:48 < Hunterkll> the ones that are blatantly "i don't know AD" wrong
23:48 < Hunterkll> you want to suss out the problem solving - and technical skills of the question - at the same time
23:48 < DomLS3> or "workstations are obtaining 169.x.x.x addresses. What is the likely cause of this"?
23:48 < kepler> ask questions about problems you currently have, get some free work outa that chump intervewee
23:48 < Hunterkll> without providing a pressure
23:48 < mal_will> I had a guy tell me he just finished a 9 week Net+ class and was going to take the test next monday
23:48 < Hunterkll> a definite answer question doesn't get you any insight into the person at all
23:48 < k27463> Hunterkll: honestly I'm not sure how well I know AD...I work with it, I fix it, I fix replication and connectivity issues, but I have no idea what all I need to know to "know AD"
23:48 < mal_will> I asked him to name all the layers of the OSI model
23:48 < mal_will> so softball. Dud biffed it
23:49 < ReverendDS> 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9
23:49 < Hunterkll> k27463, well, i'd go "Is it sysvol that's broken? let me check repadmin /all first and see what else might be broken to see if there might be a network issue in play"
23:49 < DomLS3> ^^
23:49 < mal_will> simple questions can be good
23:49 < Sarah> mr-moo: hell i used to be a krb5 developer and i can't remember the ports used by kerberos
23:49 < Hunterkll> mal_will, i've never been able to name the OSI model
23:49 < Hunterkll> lol
23:49 < Hunterkll> never
23:49 < mal_will> please do not throw sausage pizza away
23:49 < ReverendDS> I recall physical, link, wet-ware
23:49 < ReverendDS> 3 out of 9 isn't bad.
23:49 < mal_will> physical data link network, transport session presentation application
23:49 < k27463> Hunterkll eh it was more of a generic point, not an answer to that specific question
23:49 < ReverendDS> I mean it's no perfect 5/7 score
23:49 <@NinjaStyle> the osi model is bad anyways
23:49 <@NinjaStyle> too much overlap
23:49 < Hunterkll> k27463, it's to suss out the problem solving
23:50 < Hunterkll> lol
23:50 < vavkamil> any suggestion what to do with raspberry pi? thinking about git server
23:50 < Hunterkll> "know AD" means know how to find/know what you need
23:50 < k27463> I could do it if I had to, I'm great at fixing stuff, not so great at setting it up because I've never had to
23:50 < Hunterkll> not to be hermoine granger
23:50 < mal_will> YOU HUSH NinjaStyle I burned that in my brain for a total reason
23:50 < Hunterkll> mr-moo, yea, see, there's the thing - when the /actual developers/ of a system couldn't recall what's used in an interview, then what the hell will a normal regular admin be able to do?
23:50 < mal_will> and not just to get a dope ass Comptia cert, lol
23:50 < mal_will> I have used that like 3 times in 3 years, man
23:50 <@NinjaStyle> i say layer 2 a lot
23:50 < Hunterkll> i just piss on peopole
23:50 < k27463> ^ haha
23:50 < Hunterkll> seems to get me jobs in the white house all the time
23:50 < Sarah> anyways, i'm really tired, so i'm going to head home
23:51 <@NinjaStyle> layes 1 2 and 3 are good
23:51 < mal_will> "ah yeah, that's a layer 4 problem
23:51 < mal_will> I can't help, sorry"
23:51  * Hunterkll googles layer 4 
23:51 < Hunterkll> "oh yea!"
23:51 < k27463> mal_will++
23:51 < Hunterkll> "You need to talk to X team"
23:51 < Hunterkll> honestly
23:51 < Hunterkll> i've shown up microsoft technical reps before
23:51 < Hunterkll> by using google while they were presenting
23:51 < DomLS3> What if you got asked this question: If you were a pizza delivery man, how would you benefit from scissors?
23:51 < aName> Who has six surplus r710 LFF disk trays and wants to beat eBay's price?
23:51 < DomLS3> Apple asks that question in interviews
23:51 < Hunterkll> "Oh, you say DPM can't do item level restoers? welll just do this this and this"
23:51 < xe0n> you're so cool.
23:52 < Hunterkll> DomLS3, Simple - easier to potentially slice receipts for signatures if they're improperly printed, open boxes for customers if needed, cut open soda bottle plastic, etc
23:52 < Hunterkll> but the kind of person who can't answer or come up with answers like that doesn't have the immediate problem solving they want
23:52 < Hunterkll> so that's why they ask it
23:52 < DomLS3> cut open soda bottle plastic when it twists off?
23:52 < Hunterkll> DomLS3, local dominos had 2 lliters in 8 pack trays that had the damn plastic soda rings
23:52 < Hunterkll> and they'd just throw entire trays in the drivers cars
23:52 < DomLS3> open box with a pair of scissors when it opens freely already?
23:53 <@NinjaStyle> my first question would be are the scissors sharp?
23:53 < Hunterkll> DomLS3, Really? You've never had to deal with the sealing on some of those w ing boxes ?
23:53 < DomLS3> nope
23:53 < DomLS3> it's all oush tabs
23:53 < DomLS3> push*
23:53 < Hunterkll> I had a driver use his lighter to help me once so i di dn't have to shred the box
23:53 < Hunterkll> this was a few years ago, but still
23:53 < vavkamil> I don't know, I have never used scissors before
23:54 < Hunterkll> vavkamil, ah, welcome aboard new hire H-1B!
23:54 < DomLS3> Can you say ‘Peter Pepper Picked a Pickled Pepper’ and cross-sell a washing machine at the same time?
23:54 < DomLS3> lmfao
23:54 < k27463> I don't think I've even ever had a single interesting interview question :(
23:54 < Hunterkll> DomLS3, am i allowed to personally have 3 items of my chosing?
23:54 < Hunterkll> k27463, my favorite is the one that's along the lines of "what's the most stressfull situation you've ever had to deal with while dealing with a customer" or something
23:54 < Hunterkll> my response always blows people away
23:54 < k27463> Hunterkll: lol I got asked that in response to some part time work doing photo production
23:55 < Hunterkll> "Well, I was on the phone in one hand dialing the police after a customer I was trying to ban from the premises for cussing out an employee and spitting at her punched me in the face"
23:55 < k27463> like...I did behind the scenes work, I didn't actually talk to customers
23:55 < Hunterkll> every interviewing person was like "wat"
23:55 < Hunterkll> i'm like "Yea, I spent a few years as a mcdonalds manager"
23:55 < DeVito> I've never had an actual interview before, I should brush up on my skills
23:55 < k27463> haha
23:55 < Hunterkll> "So how about this section on your resume about remote site support, system imaging and .... .... oh.... that's mcdonalds too.... moving on..."
23:56 < DeVito> Hunterkll, are you the reason the shake machine is always broken?
23:56 < DomLS3> "Why are manhole covers round?" - Because if they were square, they would be hated. Nobody likes a square
23:56 < Hunterkll> "It says here you used to do manager training and inspections/compliance reporting? .,.... oh that's mcdonadls too"
23:56 < Hunterkll> DeVito, takes 4 hours to pastuerize and kill bacteria every night, then every 2 weeks needs a full teardown/clean for healllth regulation reasons
23:56 < Hunterkll> and allso to not get nasty and kill you
23:56 < DeVito> I don't think I've ever been able to order a shake or mcflurry in my hometown mcdonalds
23:56 < ReverendDS> I have my 10 years of LARPing on my resume.
23:57 < DeVito> And I went there plenty in high school
23:57 < Hunterkll> wonder if i still have the O&T manual
23:57 < k27463> white castle shakes > all else
23:57 < DeVito> But there's no accounting for how shitty my hometown was
23:57 < Hunterkll> i could send you the PDF on the shake machine lmao
23:57 < DeVito> hmu
23:57 < Hunterkll> I have my old station certification checklists too somewhere in a binder
23:57 < Hunterkll> that'd be lulzl
23:57 < Hunterkll> i did just throw out the 2009 Franke equipment catallog tho
23:58 < DomLS3> The only thing I liked about working at mcdonald's when I was a kid was flirting with the lil mexican chickitas on the sandwich line
23:58 < DomLS3> that and all the free chicken nuggets I wanted to swipe
23:59 < xe0n> pizza shop was awesome fun
23:59 < Hunterkll> DeVito, dunno if the shake cleaning proceduers for specific machines are in here but ... https://www.dropbox.com/sh/4509p87l4nm53kh/AADsQ_im-GFxR28gehGC5V4Qa?dl=0
23:59 <+layer-eight> * Hunterkll →  MCD
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