--- Log opened Thu May 10 00:00:04 2018
--- Day changed Thu May 10 2018
00:00 < Hunterkll> should be most of the 08/09 O&T (operations and training) manual for running a McD corporate or franchise store
00:00 < Hunterkll> ::)
00:00 < DeVito> Ta
00:00 < SynMonger> damn shake machine broke again
00:00 < Hunterkll> keep in mind
00:00 < Hunterkll> if they say 'down' it's probably in heat mode
00:00 < Hunterkll> if they say 'broke' they're lazy fucks and/or uneducated trump supporters who don't know how it works
00:01 < k27463> that escalated quickly
00:01 < Hunterkll> oh dear god
00:01 < Hunterkll> I just found the T-Mobile Visual Voicemail app
00:01 < k27463> make mcflurries great again?
00:01 < DeVito> Hunter is nothing if not an escalator
00:01 < Hunterkll> for WINDOWS CE
00:01 < Hunterkll> from 2010
00:01 < Hunterkll> WinMo 6.x support
00:01 < Hunterkll>  for the HTC HD2
00:01 < k27463> i vaguely remember winmo
00:01 < Hunterkll> i assume
00:01 < k27463> HD2!
00:01 < k27463> great phone
00:01 < Hunterkll> ya
00:01 < Hunterkll> did you quad boot it?
00:02 <+TuxedoJack> Holy shit, the HD2
00:02 < k27463> nah, my brother had one and we dual booted until he dropped it in water
00:02 < Hunterkll> I had WinPhone 8/7, and winmo 6.5, and android
00:02 <+TuxedoJack> Supertank
00:02 <+TuxedoJack> Good memories
00:02  * TuxedoJack misses his two Touch Pro 2s
00:02 < k27463> I held off smartphones until I bought a used iphone 1 for $50 on craigslist
00:02 < Hunterkll> TuxedoJack, t-mo price matched me one in store for 99 cents from an amazon deal
00:02 < Hunterkll> :D
00:02 < Hunterkll> i lost mine /on my way to the beach/ for vacation
00:02 < Hunterkll> 3 hours left in the drive
00:02 < Hunterkll> checked amazon
00:02 < k27463> dang
00:02 < Hunterkll> WOAH DEAL
00:02 < Hunterkll> *ZOOM TO TMO STORE*
00:03 < Hunterkll> $1 and a penny change later
00:03 < Hunterkll> i like how everyone basically ignores that i dropped the 'how to run a mcdonalds' manual here
00:03 < Hunterkll> lullz
00:03 < k27463> Hunterkll: is it bad that my favorite phone was a reflashed fire phone
00:03 < Hunterkll> probabloy
00:03 < Hunterkll> probably
00:03 < ReverendDS> Nah, just busy reading the manual.
00:03 < Hunterkll> lulz
00:03 < ReverendDS> By which I mean I'm comparing it to my local one and seeing where they fail.
00:04 < k27463> i can't read it yet because firefox is still updating
00:04 < Hunterkll> absolutely
00:04 < Hunterkll> ReverendDS, i have the drivethrough/counter service timing app for WinCE somewhere
00:04 < Hunterkll> and the PALM reflashing software for programming the kitchen cabinets
00:04 < Hunterkll> uses IR on supported palm devices
00:05 < Hunterkll> newer UHCs use USB
00:05 < Hunterkll> ReverendDS, https://i.imgur.com/OCJoLY1.png i may have seen documents like these in the past
00:05 < ReverendDS> AH! I found my wording for keeping my LARP hobby in my resume.
00:05 <+layer-eight> * Hunterkll →  IMAGE/PNG Document, 29,868 bytes
00:05 < Hunterkll> ;)
00:06 < ReverendDS> 2003-Present: Organize and run regional chapters of international social club.
00:06 <@NinjaStyle> s/social/fight
00:06 <+layer-eight> [SED NinjaStyle/ReverendDS] 2003-Present: Organize and run regional chapters of international fight club.
00:06 <@NinjaStyle> fixed it
00:06 < Hunterkll> BAHAHAHAHAH
00:06 < Hunterkll> OH MY GOD
00:06 < Hunterkll> FROM: SOMETHING@AOLL.COM
00:06 < Hunterkll> TO: BUNCHOPEOPLE@NON-MCDS ADDRESSES
00:07 < ReverendDS> 2004-Present: Organzie and run security division for 1000 attendee events annually
00:07 < Hunterkll> INFORMATION: FTP CREDENTIALS
00:07 <@NinjaStyle> gimie
00:07 < Hunterkll> NinjaStyle, it's in a text file....
00:07 < ReverendDS> 2003-Present: Part of governing body of international not-for-profit.
00:07 < Hunterkll> 	      Note: As a reminder    select the link above in BLUE and
00:07 < Hunterkll> paste it into your web browser of choice (i.e. Internet Explorer) if you
00:07 < Hunterkll> can not directly follow the link
00:07 < ReverendDS> Translation: I dress up funny and hit people with sticks at my LARP and have run things for a decade in various high responsibility leadership positions.
00:07 < Hunterkll> them ancient instructions
00:07 < Hunterkll> dear
00:08 < Hunterkll> fucking
00:08 < Hunterkll> god
00:08 < Hunterkll> okay
00:08 < Hunterkll> name and shame time
00:08 < Hunterkll> why is an NCR manager using an @AOL.COM EMAIL ADDRESS
00:08 < Hunterkll> sure, it may have been 2010, but STILLL
00:08 < thecliguy> Are shake machines IoT?
00:08 < Hunterkll> nope
00:09 < Hunterkll> just microcontroller for the heat mode/temp sensors and running the refrig unit
00:09 < Hunterkll> there's no IOT in the stores
00:09 < Hunterkll> just the kitchen displays to show the underpaid kids what to slap together
00:09 < Hunterkll> that's about it
00:09 < Hunterkll> I have a hardcopy of the 2010 manual too
00:09 < Hunterkll> i have so much McDs shit
00:09 < Hunterkll> it pervades your life when you're all in
00:10 < Hunterkll> TuxedoJack, haret.exe
00:10 < Hunterkll> :D
00:10 < thecliguy> Did you ever eat anything from there after working there?
00:10 < Hunterkll> absolutely
00:10 < Hunterkll> man
00:10 < Hunterkll> i used to make the BEST stir fry
00:10 <+TuxedoJack> Hunterkll: I tended to use the PPCGeeks ROM kitchens to bake my own back then
00:10 <+TuxedoJack> Good times
00:10 < Hunterkll> i actually have a 20pc and a mcdouble on my desk right now lol
00:11 < thecliguy> 20pc - is that KFC?
00:11 < Hunterkll> 20 piece nugget
00:11 < thecliguy> Ah
00:11 <@NinjaStyle> youre a nugget
00:11 <+TuxedoJack> 900 calories of mechanically separated chicken
00:11 <+TuxedoJack> Jesus
00:12 <+TuxedoJack> If I'm gonna go anywhere near that, give me a McGangbang any day
00:12 < DeVito> I prefer chemically separated chicken
00:12 <+TuxedoJack> At least that way there's some goddamn variety in the protein
00:12 < xamithan> Eat some mcgriddles,  2/$4
00:13 < Alternity> at least choose the mcmuffin
00:14 < thecliguy> Is breakfast served all day in US McDonalds?
00:14 < xamithan> Only certain stuff,  like sausage biscuits
00:14 < k27463> Hunterkll: haha NCR, hog do
00:14 < k27463> *oh god
00:14 < thecliguy> sausage biscuits!? Is that for human consumption?
00:15 <+TuxedoJack> Fuck that shit
00:15 <+TuxedoJack> Whataburger honey butter chicken biscuit
00:15 < ReverendDS> thecliguy- only sometimes.
00:15 <+TuxedoJack> If you're going to choke down 400 calories for breakfast, that's the way to go
00:15 < ReverendDS> And someplaces.
00:15 < thecliguy> Why is it called a biscuit?
00:15 < SynMonger> because that's what it is?
00:15 < xamithan> Because this is USA where biscuits aren't cookies
00:15 <+TuxedoJack> Because it's a proper biscuit and not the Limey sense
00:16 <+TuxedoJack> http://whataburger.com/food/item/honey-butter-chicken-biscuit
00:16 < ReverendDS> US Biscuit = UK scone
00:17 < thecliguy> So its chicken with cream and jam?
00:17 < ReverendDS> UK biscuit = US cookie
00:17 < ReverendDS> US cookie = UK cookie
00:18 < ReverendDS> US scone = who the fuck knows.
00:18 < SynMonger> english muffin
00:19 <@NinjaStyle> scones are their own type of pastry
00:19 < tsarbomba> scones in the US? lol
00:19 <@NinjaStyle> a muffin != scone
00:19 <@NinjaStyle> errr buscuit*
00:19 < tsarbomba> bizcat
00:19 <@NinjaStyle> biscuit*
00:19 <+TuxedoJack> SynMonger: you best be fucking joking on that
00:20 <+TuxedoJack> English muffins =/= biscuits
00:20 < ReverendDS> US biscuits used to be called crackers in the late 18th centure.
00:22 < ReverendDS> And at this point, it's probably easier to say that US biscuits are the modern take on the Southern Soft Biscuit (coming from Maryland or Virginia.
00:24 < mal_will> US biscuits aren't hard though
00:25 < mal_will> maybe they used to me
00:25 < DongServer> `seen cryptic1 cryptic1
00:25 <+layer-eight> Seen →  cryptic1 Saying bmurt you still snorting thermo paste? via Log on #reddit-sysadmin 7 hours ago
00:26 < grumplestiltzkin> arent scones kind of like an english mffin, with the air pocket texture inside, but a harder/cruncy shell ?
00:27 <+TuxedoJack> http://iwantbiscuits.com/
00:27 <+layer-eight> * TuxedoJack →  Biscuits + Groovy
00:27 <+TuxedoJack> Those are hipster biscuits
00:27 < DongServer> `lucky
00:27  * layer-eight points a 6 chamber revolver with one round loaded at DongServer, and spins (6 slots remaining)
00:27 <+layer-eight> *click* - Looks like you get to live another day DongServer
00:27 <+TuxedoJack> The country ones (as in from proper BFE mom-and-pop restaurants) are worlds fucking better
00:28 < DongServer> []DOO[]D
00:28 <+TuxedoJack> D00d? What are you, a fucking Prinny?
00:28 < DongServer> .yt prinny
00:28 < SynMonger> poop?
00:30 <@cryptic1> Stap
00:30 <@cryptic1> Stap it
00:33 < ReverendDS> http://www.culinarylore.com/food-history:origin-of-the-word-cookie
00:33 <+layer-eight> * ReverendDS →  Origin of the Word Cookie and some Notes on the British and American Biscuit versus Cracker Conundrum - CulinaryLore.com
00:34 < MillerBoss> C is for cookie
00:34 < MillerBoss> D is for dickface
00:35 < thecliguy> Is that article going to contradict what I just learnt - that in traditional US cuisine, biscuits are things to be served with a piece of McDonalds chicken?
00:35 < DongServer> E is for ejaculation
00:35 < MillerBoss> F is for FUCK YOU TOO
00:35 < MillerBoss> Oh, B is for butthurt all the way home
00:37 <@NinjaStyle> wat
00:38 < MillerBoss> E is for Eat a dick
00:38 < scwizard> eww
00:38 < MillerBoss> A is for ASShole
00:38 < scwizard> build is 3:30 with a t2.medium
00:38 < scwizard> and 3:10 with a t2.large
00:38 < MillerBoss> Go big or go home
00:39 <+TuxedoJack> G is for Go Fuck Yourself
00:39 < scwizard> is the bottleneck io or something bleh
00:39 < MillerBoss> Something for sure
00:39 < scwizard> well because of the burst cpu thing
00:40 < scwizard> i guess they're the same \o.o/
00:40 < MillerBoss> H is for Have another fuck off too
00:40 < bvierra|job> scwizard, make sure that you use the lil checkmark
00:40 < bvierra|job> that lets you use more CPU cycles
00:40 <+MillerBoss> Wow NinjaStyle is so cool
00:40 < bvierra|job> and who builds on t*
00:40 <@NinjaStyle> thanks
00:40 < scwizard> meh
00:40 <+MillerBoss> Triggered much?
00:40 < scwizard> bvierra|job: gitlab does
00:40 < scwizard> it's a gitlab runner
00:41 <+MillerBoss> lol
00:41 <@NinjaStyle> no, i thought you needed a reboot
00:41 < bvierra|job> yea but you cant change the ec2 instance size?
00:41 <+MillerBoss> NinjaStyle let the @ get to his head
00:42 < bvierra|job> my god MillerBoss you whine more than a goat in heat... get over it
00:42 < bvierra|job> he didnt ban you
00:42 < bvierra|job> in IRC a kick is no more than kiss on the cheek
00:42 <@NinjaStyle> you seemingly let some syphilis get to yours
00:42 <+MillerBoss> LMAO who is wining? There is nothing to get over. Take a chill pill bvierra|job
00:43 <+MillerBoss> I don't need no kisses from NinjaStyle thank you very much
00:43 <@NinjaStyle> god damn dude
00:43 < ReverendDS> s/no/more
00:43 <+layer-eight> [SED ReverendDS/MillerBoss] I don't need more kisses from NinjaStyle thank you very much
00:43 <@NinjaStyle> calm down
00:43 < abakedapplepie> lol the fuck is going on here
00:43 <@NinjaStyle> no idea
00:44 <@NinjaStyle> MillerBoss: is having an autism attack
00:45 <+MillerBoss> Aww
00:45 < abakedapplepie> beep boop
00:45 < DongServer> poop boop
00:45 < abakedapplepie> me_irl
00:45 < DongServer> syck
00:45 < abakedapplepie> .exe
00:46 < DongServer> explosion
00:46  * bvierra|job takes a chill pill...
00:46 < bvierra|job> tastes like... tears
00:46 < abakedapplepie> they make other pills too
00:46 < abakedapplepie> even ones for your butt, could you believe that?
00:47 <+MillerBoss> Magic
00:47 <+MillerBoss> Do they make people less butthurt though?
00:47 < abakedapplepie> i am not a butt doctor.
00:47 < DongServer> he's a butt plugger
00:48 <+MillerBoss> I doubt abakedapplepie is, DongServer
00:48 <@NinjaStyle> damn, apparently Kotlin is now the recommended language for android app dev
00:48 < abakedapplepie> i am a butt plumber
00:48 < abakedapplepie> plumb butts
00:49 < abakedapplepie> anyway
00:49 < DongServer> butt farmer
00:50 < abakedapplepie> i have a lot to do
00:51 < abakedapplepie> my lawn is in bad shape
00:56 < rpifan> hi
00:56 < rpifan> why woud my boss ask me questions that i would hope she knows already
00:56 < abakedapplepie> lol
00:56 < abakedapplepie> like what
00:56 < rpifan> like she was asking me why we were having these 403, time out, errors and such, and im new there
00:56 < rpifan> shes been there
00:56 < rpifan> idk why she would ask
00:58 < mal_will> I just had to big dick it to a big shot here who insists on using personal computers on his own self-made domain.
00:59 < mal_will> The backlash will be wild
00:59 < rpifan> oh well
01:00 < scwizard> is there some like
01:00 < scwizard> audittoapply equivilant for aws iam?
01:00 < scwizard> *audit2allow
01:04 < mal_will> you're supposed to solve every problem rpifan
01:04 < mal_will> instantly
01:04 < bvierra|job> scwizard, no
01:04 < scwizard> would be nice
01:05 <@NinjaStyle> wow google ai is getting creepy
01:05 <@NinjaStyle> https://twitter.com/dannysullivan/status/993911497536385024
01:05 <+layer-eight> * NinjaStyle →  Danny Sullivan on Twitter: "And here's a call that didn't go so well :)… "
01:05 <@NinjaStyle> it even made this awkward call work
01:06 <@NinjaStyle> here is the good one
01:06 <@NinjaStyle> https://twitter.com/dannysullivan/status/993909826924175363
01:06 <+layer-eight> * NinjaStyle →  Danny Sullivan on Twitter: "Watch Google Assistant make a real call to make a hair appointment, talking back-and-forth with a human. No, it's not yet available but being tested. #io18… https://t.co/Pw8Rl9aO5D"
01:06 < rpifan> well i cant
01:06 < rpifan> cause i dont have access to most thing
01:08 < aName> Huh. Watching Commander Hadfield perform with Bare Naked Ladies
01:08 < aName> Thinking 'this'll be not great...'
01:09 < aName> Apparently dude can sing
01:09 < aName> Go figure
01:10 < xamithan> Just login to your config management and re-do the instance that is timing out or giving errors
01:11 < rpifan> i cant
01:11 < rpifan> i dont have access
01:11 < xamithan> put in a priviliedge request for access then
01:11 < xamithan> *privilege
01:12 < rpifan> nop we arent allowed in there
01:12 < rpifan> as the tech department
01:12 < xamithan> How do you do tech support without access to the tech?
01:14 < rpifan> wish i knew
01:14 < rpifan> aka why im so angry / frustrated
01:14 < xamithan> Sounds like a cool job.  Get paid to pass tickets to people with access
01:15 < rpifan> yes but the damn tickets add up
01:15 < rpifan> and i dont know what to do
01:16 < Ottomite> Am I the only one that feels a bit let down when ever the uptime on a piece of hardware restarts when you update it?
01:17 < rpifan> yes
01:17 < pcspkr> all that means is there's unpatched vulnerabilities
01:17 < xamithan> Use something that you can livepatch
01:18 < Ottomite> i dont mind the up time restarting. Patched system is better then those big numbers that dont really mean anything.
01:18 < czarbomba> https://i.imgur.com/IpNpPGy.png
01:18 <+layer-eight> * czarbomba →  IMAGE/PNG Document, 66,322 bytes
01:18 < xamithan> People using containers now.  Don't need no uptime
01:21 < rpifan> oh no
01:23 < bvierra|job> with logstash, the events out should be equal to the number of documents stored in ES correct?
01:48 < enix> Good morning misspwn
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01:49 < enix> Enjoy your stay. Beep boop.
01:49 <@cryptic1> Bant
01:49 < enix> cryptic1: can I please have +v
01:49 < enix> I'll drop your name off that message
01:49 < czarbomba> COMMAND NOT RECOGNIZED. PLEASE TYPE /help FOR ASSISTANCE
01:50 < enix> so rude
01:50 < enix> cryptic1: your fat fingers hit k instead of v
01:51 < BytesAndCoffee> enix: you're just looking for his fingers to slip again and put a b
01:51 < enix> BytesAndCoffee: one day
01:51 < rpifan> god im exhuasted
01:51 < rpifan> this work shit is beating me down
01:51 < rpifan> like a mother fucke
01:51 < enix> rpifan: here here
01:51 < xamithan> Get a new job
01:51 < xamithan> I'll switch with ya
01:51  * BytesAndCoffee pours a cup of himself
01:52 < rpifan> its just so frustrating
01:52 < rpifan> cause we arent allowed to fix omst things
01:52 < rpifan> were just ticket monkeys
01:52 < BytesAndCoffee> rpifan: wtf
01:52 < enix> what is omst?
01:52 < BytesAndCoffee> thats so fucking messed
01:52 < rpifan> most
01:52 < enix> This phrase is new to me
01:52 < enix> Oh
01:52 < rpifan> well the way ive been explained is that wer are basically the tech support ppl for the account manager and thats it
01:52 < rpifan> we grew from them
01:53 < BytesAndCoffee> even as a T1 at $fruitcompany, i fix at least 80% of the cases i handle
01:53 < rpifan> no from the interna ltech ppl
01:53 < rpifan> well i finally built a python script to automate password reset
01:53 < rpifan> but its been met iwth meh
01:53 < xamithan> You supposed to be telling people to hit the power button on the monitor if the screen is black and stuff like that
01:53 < rpifan> im building a python tool to automate search api creations
01:53 < rpifan> nop we dont talk to customers
01:53 < rpifan> the account managers do and make us tickets
01:54 < enix> rpifan: do you work at Bulletproof by any chance?
01:54 < rpifan> whats that
01:54 < enix> dw all g
01:54 < enix> Company with a similar structure
01:55 < xamithan> So you just sit and study until the account manager asks you a question?
01:55 < rpifan> well we use sales force for the
01:55 < rpifan> AM
01:55 < rpifan> and jira for the devs
01:56 < rpifan> we have lots of tickets
01:56 < xamithan> But you said you don't have access to anything
01:56 < rpifan> we have very limited access to certain parts of the system
01:56 < rpifan> but any changes must be made by devs
01:57 < rpifan> the worst part is idk what we can chagne and we have to send to jira
01:58 < rpifan> also they have so many meetings my god
01:58 < rpifan> its all kinds of them
01:58 < sideup66> rpifan: jira
01:58 < sideup66> Really
01:58 < rpifan> stand ups and okrs and winners and q2 and retrotech
01:58 < sideup66> I have pity for you.
01:58 < rpifan> and trainingpalooza
01:58 < sideup66> Wtf is that
01:58 < xamithan> Just do like the indian tech support does
01:58 <+kbni> ugh so tired
01:58 < rpifan> there all different but all the same
01:58 < xamithan> Say yes we can do anything,  then escalate the ticket with a do the needful
01:59 < rpifan> this q2 all hands on meeting was the worst
01:59 < rpifan> my god
01:59 < rpifan> the wrost part is the office is open and on a high floor so i had to go hide in the bathroom
01:59 < rpifan> it was the ceo and cto praising each other for how amazing they are
01:59 < rpifan> and the ceo acting like he was oms ekind of steve jobs
02:00 < rpifan> why in gods name would i give a fuck about how much money the company is making
02:00 < rpifan> it doesnt affect me, i dont have stock options
02:00 < rpifan> if you make more money you get richer i get shit
02:00 < rpifan> so why should i sit there for an hour and half and hear u tell me how much mone u r makig
02:00 < rpifan> fuck u
02:00 < rpifan> that meeting was mandatory for the whole floor
02:00 < rpifan> and for our international subsidaries
02:01 < sideup66> rpifan: where the hell do you work
02:02 < rpifan> boatsgroup
02:02 < rpifan> speaking of which i have a stack exchange question if anyone wants to answer them
02:02 < xamithan> Aren't you quitting there in a month and moving to europe ?
02:02 < sideup66> Lol
02:03 < JK-47> rpifan:  it does influence you.  Failure to see that is showing you aren't positioning yourself for promotion or to prepare for future changes in the company.
02:04 < rpifan> i need to stay at least 3 months to make enough
02:04 < JK-47> Cant think like a worker bee. Just a drone in the hive.
02:04 < rpifan> i just need to survive
02:04 < xamithan> He quitting the second he can anyway,  don't need to listen to no meetings
02:05 < rpifan> which is hard enough
02:05 < xamithan> Should have just taken a contract job,  they don't do employee meetings
02:05 < rpifan> i wish
02:05 < rpifan> i couldnt get any
02:05 < rpifan> love contract work
02:06 < rpifan> still if nothing else this is a new experience
02:07 < rpifan> a reminder to never work at a medium sized company
02:09 < rpifan> yall is it standard practice to include newly reset password in salesforce tickets
02:09 < rpifan> im kinda curious about that
02:13 < derpingit> whada dudes'
02:13 < derpingit> any mysql peopel here? i want to know how to find out if my db is on "maintenance" mode
02:14 < rpifan> just ask it nicely
02:23 < abakedapplepie> rpifan: thats my line
02:23 < bvierra|job> maintenance mode for mysql?
02:24 < bvierra|job> there is no such thing...
02:25 < abakedapplepie> derpingit what are you working on
02:25 < rpifan> thats right no need for a maintance mode when its never actually on lol
02:25 < derpingit> so i'm getting nexctloud set up "properly" on a vps
02:25 < derpingit> the maintenance mode thing was for resetting my root password on mysql
02:26 < abakedapplepie> oh
02:26 < derpingit> i got that squared out tho. thanks
02:28 < enix> I hate programming fucking hell
02:28 < enix> I decided on C++ then I'll read a post and someone will strongly recommend against C++
02:34 <@NinjaStyle> enix: i think you should roll with whatever you decided on
02:34 <@NinjaStyle> its not like learning c++ will negatively impact you
02:35 < packeteer> bvierra|jo+| there is no such thing...  <--
02:37 <@NinjaStyle> who was looking for work in ann arbor recently?
02:37 <@NinjaStyle> https://twitter.com/vajkat/status/993956504641396736
02:37 <+layer-eight> * NinjaStyle →  kateo on Twitter: "Anyone looking for an entry level SOC position in Ann Arbor? DM me. #infosecjobs"
02:41 < admiralspark> whew
02:41 < admiralspark> I just spent an entire day
02:41 < admiralspark> helping set up not only ppp links for equipment in the field, but frame relay with RIP1 routing
02:42 < admiralspark> some tech just won't die
02:42 < packeteer> o_0
02:45 < admiralspark> yep
02:45 < admiralspark> on another subject concerning tech that won't die
02:45 < xamithan> wireless just won't die
02:45 < admiralspark> anybody got a fax <> email converter software/system/something that works with legally binding documents
02:46 < admiralspark> I want to get rid of a fax machine that is 8 years old, draining our support budget, but we have to keep because "email isn't legal documentation"
03:02 < bvierra|job> admiralspark, someone needs to have a talk with your lawyers
03:02 < bvierra|job> cause that is complete BW
03:02 < bvierra|job> BS*
03:03 < bvierra|job> but any fax <-> email server would work
03:03 < JK-47> Shitty execs are shitty.
03:07 < packeteer> ^^
03:23 < nojeffrey> With an Exchange 2013 180 day retention policy on deletion, if a user deletes an email, and then purges said email with Recover Deleted Items > Purge Selected Items, should this email still be saved in the exchange db due to rentention policy?
03:25 < SocksPls> i wrote this code and now i want to die https://memeimg.sockspls.com/f.php?h=0x9nFasN&p=1
03:25 < SocksPls> ugh
03:25 <+layer-eight> * SocksPls →  IMAGE/PNG Document, 17,743 bytes
03:30 < misspwn> i've got one for all of you. has anyone run into issues at work for possibly a windows update with win 7 or 10 that is causing desktop icons to quit being clickable?
03:33 < misspwn> obviously closing explorer.exe will fix it temporarily but i'm not sure what exactly is triggering it
03:36 < nojeffrey> misspwn can you reproduce it easily? I had a similar issue once with Google Drive and context menus, run Autoruns > Explorer, untick anything gdrive related
03:36 < MadCamel> KB4029412: Screenshots desktop, sets screenshot as desktop background. Removes all icons from desktop.
03:36 < packeteer> SocksPls: gawd, that hurts my brain
03:37 < MadCamel> yeah why not use regex like a true heathen
03:39 <@cryptic1> evening
03:39 < rhqq> cryptic1: get back to work
03:39 <@cryptic1> D:
03:41 < xe0n> ive been messing with regex the past couple of days, doing transform rules in sfb lol
03:42 < ned0> anyone seen a cheap knockoff version of these anywhere? https://store.google.com/product/ethernet_adapter_for_chromecast
03:42 <+layer-eight> * ned0 →  Ethernet Adapter for Chromecast - Google Store
03:59 < abakedapplepie> i wonder if any ol ethernet->usb adapter woudl work
04:00 < abakedapplepie> and just attach the power lines to a usb plug
04:00 < rhqq> most of them will
04:00 < abakedapplepie> bonus for a poe->ethernet+usb power adapter, do those exist? haha
04:00 < sideup66> imapie
04:00 < abakedapplepie> poe chromecast would be super neat
04:01 < xamithan> Just go roku
04:01 < abakedapplepie> does roku do poe
04:01 < abakedapplepie> every embedded device with an ethernet jack should do poe imo
04:01 < xamithan> Yeah
04:02 < xamithan> https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00DZLSRJC
04:03 < xamithan> Wonder if that'll work for a chromecast
04:05 < abakedapplepie> woof
04:05 < sideup66> lol xamithan
04:05 < abakedapplepie> that looks like a dangerous piece of kit lol
04:05 < sideup66> just send 48v to each type of device and see wtf it does
04:06 < abakedapplepie> to be fair you could hook any vopltage up to that lol
04:06 < xamithan> Just don't blow yourself up
04:06 < catbeard> abakedapplepie: It is Worf, Madam, not Woof.
04:06 < abakedapplepie> man i had no idea such a thing existed
04:07 < sideup66> even for 5v
04:07 < abakedapplepie> oh, yeah, NO voltage is good voltage lol
04:07 < abakedapplepie> that product is batshit crazy
04:08 < abakedapplepie> im just saying, 5v, 48v, 100v, lol
04:08 < sideup66> lol oh
04:08 < xamithan> It even works for raspberry Pi !
04:08 < sideup66> well i mean lol
04:09 < xamithan> With the right connectors
04:09 < sideup66> isnt poe standard 48 volts
04:09 < rhqq> what do you guys know about PoE :D in our gettho network we used to push 230V via ethernet cable
04:09 < sideup66> low amp
04:09 < sideup66> but 48v
04:09 < abakedapplepie> yes
04:09 < rpifan> i must be old, i find civ 6 and cities skyliens to complicated
04:09 < rhqq> along 100mbit
04:09 < rpifan>  i want simcity 3000
04:09 < sideup66> holy shit rhqq are you serious or bsing?
04:09 < abakedapplepie> im just saying, that product isnt poe. its literally a dc jack hooked up to a pair on the ethernet cable lol
04:09 < rhqq> serious
04:09 < sideup66> how did your wiring not melt
04:09 < rhqq> between two 4 storey buildings
04:09 < rhqq> across road
04:09 < rhqq> xD
04:09 < abakedapplepie> rhqq thats just plain odd
04:09 < sideup66> how did you not burn down both buildings
04:09 < abakedapplepie> why?
04:09 < sideup66> holy shit
04:09 < sideup66> lol
04:10 < xamithan> Its ghetto PoE
04:10 < rhqq> because we needed electricity for the switch across
04:10 < abakedapplepie> sideup66 as long as he wasnt pulling more than, like, 100ma
04:10 < abakedapplepie> ethernet will do 230v
04:10 < abakedapplepie> ok well thats just nuts
04:10 < rhqq> that was like 100 pc network
04:10 < abakedapplepie> lol
04:10 < rhqq> all kinds of ghetto solutions
04:10 < rhqq> everything on roofs
04:10 < abakedapplepie> man.
04:10 < rhqq> with little to none weatherproofing
04:10 < abakedapplepie> if only fire inspectors knew the kind of shenanigans
04:11 < abakedapplepie> lol
04:11 < rhqq> that was a normal ISP back in 90s
04:11 < rhqq> :D
04:11 < sideup66> also
04:11 < sideup66> thats flipping impressive
04:11 < rhqq> i was making $100/mo there when i was 16 :D
04:11 < sideup66> win10 updated on me laptop
04:11 < sideup66> didnt try to download the new build yet
04:11 < sideup66> good
04:11 < rhqq> my first real money in first real IT job
04:11 < xamithan> 100 a month?
04:11 < sideup66> thank fuck
04:11 < rpifan> 230v, cna i plug my hair drier into the ethernet port
04:11 < sideup66> im terrified when this thing shows up
04:11 < sideup66> because fuck me shit will probably break
04:12 < rhqq> so yeah, that was fun :D
04:12 < abakedapplepie> >touches switch
04:12 < abakedapplepie> >why is my hand tingly
04:12 < sideup66> rhqq: i remember the ghetto computer shit i did in college
04:12 < rpifan> lol
04:13 < sideup66> still have the copy of nero from those days
04:13 < sideup66> to use for a burning suite
04:13 < sideup66> dvd part hardly works but who the fuck burns movies anymore
04:13 < xamithan> Lots of people still do
04:13 < sideup66> really
04:13 < sideup66> why
04:13 < rpifan> nero is bad
04:13 < sideup66> what year is it
04:13 < xamithan> Because they don't want to update their collections
04:13 < sideup66> rpifan: this was nero 7 :D
04:13 < abakedapplepie> nero is and always was completely fucking awful
04:13 < sideup66> you mean rip them to plex
04:13 < xamithan> Not everyone cares about HD either
04:13 < sideup66> like a sane human being
04:13 < rhqq> climbing roofs was fun too ;p worst was trying to put rj45 on rotten indoor cat5 cable in -20°C weather
04:14 < misspwn> MadCamel, screen shot desktop and remove all icons would still make "icons" unclickable
04:14 < rhqq> these cables were totally not made for these conditions
04:14 < abakedapplepie> rhqq: ive been on my fair share of roofs... but not too many, thank god
04:14 < abakedapplepie> ive installed like 7? wireless bridges
04:14 < abakedapplepie> including one in a blizzard
04:14 < abakedapplepie> emergency outage
04:14 < rhqq> that network broke every single RFC
04:14 < abakedapplepie> that was a sketchy as fuck day
04:14 < sideup66> that makes no sense though xamithan, ive gone streaming for movies ages ago
04:14 < rpifan> made so many damn coasters
04:14 < sideup66> best decision ever
04:14 < misspwn> nojeffrey, i personally have not been able to reproduce the issue. initially i did the explorer.exe thing and he was good until *unknown* about 10 minutes later
04:14 < abakedapplepie> whiteout conditions and im on a scissor lift 50 feet in the air
04:14 < abakedapplepie> :|
04:15 < rhqq> at least i learned that RFCs are grossly underestimated
04:15 < misspwn> i think it was something to do with him using internet explorer, adobe acrobat, or a mapped network share
04:15 < xamithan> I got my family using android box now.  They still like to pop in VHS tapes to play though
04:15 < rhqq> anyway, time for sleep
04:15 < rhqq> cya
04:15 < sideup66> xamithan: meh, i prefer my plex box :D
04:15 < sideup66> no disks
04:15 < misspwn> but other people from different companies are starting to all have this same issue and i haven't found a pattern to it
04:15 < sideup66> stream errywhere
04:15 < sideup66> be done
04:16 < misspwn> makes my eye twitch
04:16 < rpifan> maybe we should have a ticket system for irc
04:16 < rpifan> no more chat
04:16 < rpifan> everything should be requested on salesforce
04:16 < misspwn> also i think i may have convinced cPanel that i allegedly broke a linux server
04:17 < misspwn> rpifan, salseforce will find a way to break and then i'll have to support it and service now, connect wise, or remedy
04:17 < rpifan> why bother with cpanel
04:17 < misspwn> rofl
04:17 < xamithan> clueless web devs couldn't function without cpanel
04:17 < rpifan> i wish we used spiceworks
04:18 < misspwn> uhhhhhhh because i got an email from the ceo from cPanel saying like lfd on a server system integrity checking detected a modified system file and when i view it it lists everything possibly imaginable has failed
04:18 < misspwn>  /usr/bin-every-thing
04:19 < rpifan> time to get a new one
04:19 < misspwn>  /usr/bin/crond: failed...chroot chpassword..imean
04:20 < xamithan> That don't sound like no cpanel error if everything is dead
04:20 < xamithan> Just blame systemd
04:20 < rpifan> i like systmeddd
04:21 < misspwn> it's probably because the md5sum from possibly an upgrade
04:21 < misspwn> i'll check yum logs or cpanel updated
04:22 < xamithan> Woah someone made a page for this meme:  http://ultronbrowser.io/
04:22 <+layer-eight> * xamithan →  Ultron Browser
04:25 < rpifan> does anyone play civ or cities
04:25 < Gencade> rpifan, no, I only play real games
04:25 < xamithan> civ yes,  I'm not installing that dlc cities game
04:26 < Gencade> rpifan, don't talk to xamithan, he's a nazi
04:26 < Gencade> like not even joking
04:27 < rpifan> which civ tho
04:27 < rpifan> im just having a hard time wth 6
04:27 < rpifan> i finally got to the point in 5 where i could basically make it into an RTS game
04:29 < xamithan> 6 sucks
04:29 < xamithan> It'll be good in a few years after a few expansions
04:29 < rpifan> i just hate that they make it more complex instead of simpler
04:29 < rpifan> more steam lined
04:29 < xamithan> Just install http://freeciv.org/ and be happy
04:29 <+layer-eight> * xamithan →  Freeciv.org - open source empire-building strategy game.
04:30 < xamithan> They even got a web version now
04:31 < rpifan> freeciv is like that other game thats been worked on for the last 18 years
04:31 < rpifan> the AOE clone
04:31 < xamithan> Its just a clone of the best civlization game,  Civ 3
04:31 < rpifan> but im into RTS
04:32 < rpifan> turn based is so boring and not realistic
04:32 < xamithan> RTS is...  realistic ?
04:33 < rpifan> well whens the last time u attacked, waited for your enemy to attack, and then said oops gotta wait a few minutes before attackng again lol
04:33 <@NinjaStyle> Real life is turn based
04:33 < xamithan> Thats what happens every day man
04:33 < xamithan> Huge assault in say syria one day.  Then nothing
04:34 < rpifan> can only move two soldiers at a time
04:34 < rpifan> then wait for the next turn lol
04:35 < SocksPls> is it sensible to put my apache logs into a database to scan them faster for things n stuff
04:35 < Gencade> SocksPls, depends on what kind of things in stuff you need
04:35 < rpifan> use centralized logging
04:35 < SocksPls> making fun graphs because im a loser
04:36 < rpifan> also why do u get attacked first before attacking
04:36 < rpifan> when u make a move
04:36 <@NinjaStyle> SocksPls: elk stack
04:36 < Gencade> SocksPls, with that extra time installing and configuring the database, you could try to become the #1 in #donger
04:36 < Gencade> like me
04:36 < SocksPls> whats that
04:36 < aName> So... the different trays for disks in different generations of the dell poweredge series... how different are they, really?
04:36 <@NinjaStyle> It's for central logging
04:37 < SocksPls> NinjaStyle: if someone else makes the graphs i don't get the nerd cred
04:37 < aName> Because we've got piles of trays from 1950s and 2950s that would be great in my r710 lol
04:37 < SocksPls> also it looks expensive
04:37 < SocksPls> this is for my personal stuff i do not care about usually
04:37 < SocksPls> i just like graphs
04:37 < Gencade> gtg time to go watch infinity war
04:37 < Gencade> seeya nerds
04:37 < SocksPls> GOOD MOVIE
04:37 < SocksPls> have fun
04:37 < aName> SHUSH
04:37 < Gencade> ty
04:37 < aName> NO SPOILERS
04:38 < SocksPls> its ok i wont spoilers
04:38 < SocksPls> i saw it twice :d
04:38 < Gencade> I mean idc if you spoil it
04:38 < Gencade> I'm just goin cuz the tinder girl wants to
04:38 < aName> I need to go see it, I just haven't had time
04:38 < SocksPls> tinder girl
04:38 < SocksPls> lmao
04:38 <@NinjaStyle> SocksPls: it's free if you use free parts of it
04:38 < aName> SocksPls: Yeah, for his tinder hookup.
04:38 < Gencade> seeya guys
04:38 < aName> This is the new normal.
04:38 < aName> Enjoy
04:38 < SocksPls> NinjaStyle: so is python and dumb database servers tho
04:38 <@NinjaStyle> Which is basically all the core functionality
04:38 < SocksPls> ugh,python isn't the hipster language anymore
04:38 < SocksPls> brb learning nodejs
04:39 < aName> meh. javascript confuses and annoys me
04:39 <@NinjaStyle> Fuck JavaScript
04:39 < aName> stop declaring functions inside your functions
04:39 < SocksPls> also
04:39 < aName> that's so obnoxious
04:39 < SocksPls> why ===
04:39 < SocksPls> not ==
04:39 < SocksPls> like everyone else
04:39 < SocksPls> :?
04:39 < rpifan> i saw that we have some secret perl scripts at work
04:40 <@NinjaStyle> Some type comparison shit
04:40 < aName> "is equal to"? iunno
04:40 < rpifan> idk why we r using perl at all
04:40 < SocksPls> also
04:40 < SocksPls> https://memeimg.sockspls.com/f.php?h=3cEIvcSl&p=1 i wrote this
04:40 <+layer-eight> * SocksPls →  IMAGE/PNG Document, 18,001 bytes
04:40 < SocksPls> am i gonna die
04:40 < SocksPls> 18001
04:40 < aName> rpifan: Same reason people use python - huge library of libs to do exactly the thing you need to do
04:40 < SocksPls> python > perl
04:40 < rpifan> but perl is old and nasty
04:41 < SocksPls> i really need to get more consistent in my use of "string" vs 'string' in python
04:41 < SocksPls> ugh
04:41 < aName> But yeah, can I use a tray from an old dell server on a new dell server? At a glance, the difference is the shape of the lever.
04:42 < aName> And I've already spent a couple days pay on a machine for the exclusive purpose of training myself, heh
04:42 < rpifan> https://stackoverflow.com/questions/50260418/python-query-runs-but-doesnt-insert-into-mysql
04:42 <+layer-eight> * rpifan →  Python query runs but doesnt insert into mysql - Stack Overflow
04:42 < rpifan> someone fix it
04:43 < SocksPls> lol mysql in python
04:43 < SocksPls> kill me
04:43 < aName> https://dataset.readthedocs.io/en/latest/
04:43 <+layer-eight> * aName →  dataset: databases for lazy people — dataset 1.0.0 documentation
04:43 < Advarium> *dies
04:43 < aName> There I fixed it.
04:44 < aName> Although if your data is bigger than like, a hundred thousand rows, this is probably the wrong solution
04:44 < aName> It makes a lot of my day-to-day shit so much easier though
04:44 <@NinjaStyle> SocksPls: you should try out golang sometime
04:44 < aName> "Upsert" is so happy
04:44 <@NinjaStyle> the sandard library has lots of goodies
04:44 < SocksPls> NinjaStyle: i tried it years ago
04:44 < SocksPls> didn't like the setup
04:44 < SocksPls> meh
04:45 < rpifan> just need to insert those fields maybe a few times a week
04:45 < SocksPls> if I'm gonna learn a new lang i'm gonna properly learn C++ I think
04:45 < rpifan> C#
04:45 < SocksPls> i dont use windows anywhere
04:45 <@NinjaStyle> might as well just learn C
04:45 < rpifan> obj c
04:45 < SocksPls> i DO use a mac sometimes but
04:45  * m4221 tases rpifan 
04:46 < SocksPls> i prefer to develop for primarily linx
04:46 < SocksPls> even if im developing on a mac
04:46 < SocksPls> :d
04:46 <@NinjaStyle> c works everywhere
04:47 < SocksPls> does it run on my iphone
04:47 <@NinjaStyle> yeah
04:47 < SocksPls> actually it
04:47 < SocksPls> yeah
04:47 < SocksPls> well
04:47 <@NinjaStyle> it runs on android too
04:47 < SocksPls> my iphone has been broken for years
04:47 < rpifan> everyone should jus learn algol 67 and be done
04:47 < SocksPls> so maybe not
04:47 < SocksPls> but other peoples iphones!
04:48 < rpifan> but for real in terms of stack exchange thing, can someone make a real commment to fix it and up vote it so i can get my account some visibility
04:49 < Advarium> You can learn latex, it looks pretty fucking good but noone looking at it will know how the hell it works
04:50 < xamithan> Learn rust
04:51 < rpifan> ppl at work using react native
04:51 <@NinjaStyle> fuck rust, everyone says to learn it yet not a single person can explain what makes it better
04:51 < xamithan> It isn't better in any way,  just easier to learn
04:52 <@NinjaStyle> easier than Go?
04:52 < xamithan> About the same as Go actually
04:52 < hug> I thought Rust was safer.
04:52 < hug> Than most other languages at that performance level.
04:53 < Disconsented> NinjaStyle> guranteed memory saftey without using GC or having to beat yourself with a stick dealing with segfaults
04:53 <@NinjaStyle> same as Go then
04:53 < hug> Golang probably has as much memory safety though right?
04:53 < Disconsented> No
04:53 < Disconsented> Go has GC
04:53 <@NinjaStyle> why s that bad?
04:54 < Disconsented> Ill take that as you don't know what GC is
04:54 <@NinjaStyle> garbage collection?
04:55 < hug> There's pretty huge overheads with having GC.
04:55 <@NinjaStyle> not with go
04:55 < Disconsented> Yes with go
04:55 < hug> ...
04:55 < Disconsented> Thats inheriant to GC
04:55 < hug> WIth every GC. Ever.
04:55 < Disconsented> You can't get around that without getting rid of it
04:55 < hug> Having to keep track of garbage to collect is an overhead.
04:55 <@NinjaStyle> not "huge"
04:55 < hug> There's no two ways about it.
04:55 <@NinjaStyle> you used the word "huge"
04:56 < Advarium> ninjastyle: I believe the correct term is "absolute unit: :^)
04:56 < MadCamel> I've developed device drivers in rust that jiggly-poke kernel things. I've also built libc-less applications. Go can't do the first very well, or the latter at all. Rust is a systems programming language, Go isn't.
04:56 <@NinjaStyle> that's fair
04:59 < MadCamel> It's exciting because it's the first semi-viable replacement for c/c++ systems programming that's gained any traction.
05:00 <@NinjaStyle> much better than the GC argument
05:02 < Disconsented> GC is a very important point in the embedded world
05:09 < Advarium> the timeouts o.o
05:10 < rpifan> gah jobs still need haskell
05:18 < Advarium> rip
05:33 <@NinjaStyle> gnupluslinux: HI
05:33 < gnupluslinux> NinjaStyle, sup
05:34 < gnupluslinux> is quiet in here tonight
05:34 < Advarium> DID SOMEONE SAY QUIET
05:35 < Advarium> It has been pretty quiet actually
05:35 < Advarium> ded channel?
05:38 <@JollyRgrs> not ded yet
05:38 <@JollyRgrs> i
05:38 <@JollyRgrs> feel
05:38 <@JollyRgrs> hap-pyyyyyy
05:38 <@JollyRgrs> BRING OUT YER DED!
05:38 <@JollyRgrs> *DONG*
05:39 < Advarium> Sir, I now pronounce you legally dead.
05:39 < Advarium> "Can I get a second opinion?"
05:44 <@NinjaStyle> im stressed and tum hurts
05:45 <@NinjaStyle> cant figure out if theyre related
05:45 < gnupluslinux> rejections piled on today and cant tell if depression or stress
05:45 < gnupluslinux> life sux, lets just all retire and be goat farmers
05:46 < gnupluslinux> NinjaStyle, did ya eat reaper peppers?
05:46 < Advarium> stress induced ulcers are a thing
05:46 < gnupluslinux> shit'll do weird things to yer stomach
05:46 < gnupluslinux> Advarium, those are like from long term though no?
05:47 < Advarium> gnupluslinux, stress can do weird things long term and short term
05:49 <@NinjaStyle> gnupluslinux: no but i had spicy pickle for lunch
05:49 <@NinjaStyle> and im wondering now
05:52 < gnupluslinux> oof
05:52  * JollyRgrs snickers
05:52 <@JollyRgrs> NinjaStyle: i bet you did
05:52 <@NinjaStyle> :(
05:52 <@JollyRgrs> "
05:52 <@JollyRgrs> "spicy pickle"
05:53 <@NinjaStyle> i get it
05:53 <@JollyRgrs> do ya?
05:53 <@JollyRgrs> do ya get it on the daily?
05:53 <@JollyRgrs> do you get the spicy pickle, real good?
05:53 < gnupluslinux> with da spicy meataball
05:53 <@JollyRgrs> 2 meatballs
05:54 <@JollyRgrs> unless he knows lance
05:54 <@JollyRgrs> if i were lance armstrong and had ppl over, i'd cook spaghetti...
05:54 <@NinjaStyle> trump's america has me getting bullied on the reg
05:54 <@JollyRgrs> and only give one meatball to everyone
05:54 <@NinjaStyle> lol
05:54 <@JollyRgrs> they dare not say anything about it... but will wonder
05:54 <@NinjaStyle> what if they ask for a second meatball
05:54 <@JollyRgrs> "did he... did he just really...."
05:55 <@JollyRgrs> "sorry, i only have one to give"
05:55 <@JollyRgrs> that's all i got
05:55 < gnupluslinux> that's what he said?
05:56 < enix> refreshing my inbox frequently
05:56 < howru> hey guys. is there a hook or something in redis that can also put to another db. so basically copying the data to db y, after putting the data to db x
05:56 < enix> waiting for this company to get back to me
05:56 < enix> brb
05:56 < gnupluslinux> wat
05:57 <@JollyRgrs> what mailbox does enix have that still uses imap or pop?
05:57 < gnupluslinux> like... redis -> postgres or something?
05:57 < gnupluslinux> isn't redis just a kv store? would that even work?
05:58 < gnupluslinux> he just runs a straight postfix box opened up to the world
05:58 < sideup66> Good windows 10
05:58 < sideup66> Did not update to 1803.
05:59 < gnupluslinux> none of that fancy unnecessary security or scanning nonsense
06:03 < Casteil> https://i.imgur.com/uQm2NMA.png oh nice
06:03 <+layer-eight> * Casteil →  IMAGE/PNG Document, 110,245 bytes
06:04 < Casteil> an extra, unwanted and unremovable thing clogging up the folder links under "This PC"
06:04 < Casteil> (3D Objects is a new addition)
06:04 < gnupluslinux> that's been there for awhile
06:04 < Casteil> I DISAGREE
06:05 < gnupluslinux> my users have had that 3d objects nonsense for probably a couple months now?
06:05 < The_Dv8or> EVC… its a good thing
06:09 < mal_will> Literally today I got asked for imap or pop settings for email
06:09 < mal_will> It's weird how life be how it do
06:11 < gnupluslinux> i set up a personal email over imap for a bit until i figured out my certs
06:11 < mal_will> I have a dude in my company who has his own domain and laptops. He was like "can you at least tell me the pop or imap info?!"
06:11 < gnupluslinux> well, manual config vs letting it automagically pull but you get the idea. client just called it imap
06:11 < mal_will> nugh
06:11 < mal_will> I mean, it'll do the deed
06:12 < gnupluslinux> mal_will, you... have a user with their own domain and hardware on your shit?
06:12 < mal_will> I hate this dude
06:12 < Advarium> wait what dafuq
06:12 < Advarium> why tho
06:12 < gnupluslinux> consultant?
06:12 < mal_will> "I have no interest in using $companyiworkfor's laptops"
06:12 < mal_will> Dr. he got a weird contract
06:12 < gnupluslinux> uhhhh
06:12 < gnupluslinux> oooh dr
06:12 < mal_will> I'm trying to kill his shit
06:12 < The_Dv8or> Doctors think they know everything, and usually fail pretty hard at that
06:12 < The_Dv8or> Pingflood his subnet
06:13 < gnupluslinux> hey man he went to school for years
06:13 < mal_will> The message is so fucking obviously bad, too, lol
06:13 < gnupluslinux> he's studied
06:13 < gnupluslinux> he's put in his time
06:13 < gnupluslinux> he knows and people's lives depend on him
06:13 < The_Dv8or> I used to work at Sloan-Kettering, one of the top cancer hospitals in the world
06:13 < gnupluslinux> now reset his password cause the postit is wrong
06:13 < The_Dv8or> there was a doctor there who wrote all of his passwords in permanent marker on his monitor, including bank acct shit
06:13 < The_Dv8or> I coulda wiped his ass clean in 15 minutes
06:13  * The_Dv8or shoulda rephrased that
06:14 < gnupluslinux> The_Dv8or, i'm not even mildly surprised or inclined to not believe you
06:14 < mal_will> https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/l7ZjLR4m/image.png
06:14 <+layer-eight> * mal_will →  IMAGE/PNG Document, 342,788 bytes
06:14 < mal_will> Dude was like "Can you give me the CNAME?"
06:14 < Advarium> lol
06:14 < mal_will> y...yeah, I coooouuuulllddddd. What good it'll do you, idfk
06:14 < gnupluslinux> 72 hrs heh
06:14 < Advarium> "How about no"
06:15 < Ayeitzabee> Heyo guyz
06:15 < gnupluslinux> mal_will, you mean the shit that's spelled out right there?
06:15 < mal_will> Yeah, dude somehow set up a domain on his own and then just spaced everything else
06:15 < gnupluslinux> mal_will, tell me he's some high falutin specialist or something
06:15 < mal_will> I have no idea
06:15 < Ayeitzabee> Does anyone know how I can a users published certificate in AD for Outlook?
06:15 < The_Dv8or> UCS has  some fucked up version names
06:15 < mal_will> I know he yells at me a ton
06:15 < The_Dv8or> “Galvanized Gorilla”?
06:15 < MadCamel> conversely my dentist is a fucking nerd. he knows basic networking, a bit of linux/php, and always has the latest tech in his office. And he's like 60!
06:16 < mal_will> that's kind of neat
06:16 < mal_will> no MSP?
06:16 < gnupluslinux> Ayeitzabee, i think you accidentally a word there
06:16 < Ayeitzabee> Fug
06:16 < The_Dv8or> gnupluslinux: what are talking?
06:16 < Ayeitzabee> Use a users published certificate*
06:17 < mal_will> hmmmm. I know I talked shit on someone else for not knowing shit
06:17 < mal_will> but uh. idk
06:17 < MadCamel> no msp he has an in-house tech guy who works on all the stuff and his side-projects too.
06:18 < mal_will> idk if I would take that job tbh. Could be a dream or a nightmare
06:18 < hug> Ayeitzabee: For like... S/MIME?
06:18 < MadCamel> dream for sure.
06:18 < Ayeitzabee> Hey hug, yeah a S/MIME certificate
06:19 < MadCamel> general question: where's the cheapest place to get 4tb of cloud storage for backup purposes?
06:19 < gnupluslinux> probably google?
06:19 < gnupluslinux> r/datahoarders might have something
06:19 < MadCamel> ah good thinking
06:20 < The_Dv8or> MadC, what you backing up
06:20 < MadCamel> I don't want to run some weird closed-source backup client when I have rclone :)
06:20 < hug> Ayeitzabee: I mean it should be pretty much automatic assuming you have the GPO set?
06:20 < The_Dv8or> I need to set up a VM backup dealie for my home lab
06:20 < hug> I'm not sure exactly what you're trying to do tho.
06:22 < Ayeitzabee> hug, I am generating certificates for new staff via powershell and a third-party cert provider, the script adds the cert into AD under the users account but I can't seem to get outlook to see the certificate
06:22 < hug> ;/
06:22 < MadCamel> Just backing up my house. The our personal data from phones/laptops gets backed up daily to an in-house raid1 array. Used to swap a drive in and out of the array for remote backups, take it to a friend's house. But my ISP's upgraded my speed and I'd rather just use something cloudy
06:22 < Ayeitzabee> It is there when I look at the users certificates under "Active directory user object"
06:23 < The_Dv8or> AWS can do Glacier backup for like 4 bucks a T
06:24 < The_Dv8or> what Id like to do when I get a fucking job again one of these years is put a server in my old man’s place that has a NAS I can back up to
06:25 < MadCamel> not a bad idea
06:25 < Ayeitzabee> I have a server at my old mans hair dressing shop that I use for my backups
06:26 <@NinjaStyle> weird
06:29 < MadCamel> one problem I haven't been able to solve is that everything's encrypted with keys only I know, only in my head. If I were to get hit by a bus it'd all be gone. I'm not sure of a law-enforcement-proof way to escrow the keys
06:30 < MadCamel> maybe on a usb stick given to my lawyer? atty/client privilege?
06:30 < Ayeitzabee> Do you have anything on there that you need to keep away from the cops?
06:30 < Ayeitzabee> Obviously a treasure map
06:31 < The_Dv8or> you should have a KMS of some kind
06:31 < hug> Ayeitzabee: Do you have a certificate autoenrollment GPO?
06:31 < hug> omputer Configuration, Policies, Windows Settings, Security Settings, Public Key Policies.
06:31 < hug> Enable auto enrollment.
06:32 <+MillerBoss> MadCamel 👉 Split the key up and share the spilts of the key to multiple people each and some how devise a plan how trigger a way for them to get together to combine their parts to create the full key?
06:32 < binaryhermit> MadCamel: https://www.xkcd.com/538/
06:32 <+layer-eight> * binaryhermit →  xkcd: Security
06:32 < MadCamel> I have my reasons. Nothing hugely illegal, probably the same movies/music everyone else in here has. But that *is* a federal crime, and if you have unsavory friends or family members they'd like you to rat on it's not unheard of for such things to be used as leverage.
06:32 <+MillerBoss> And those people do not know each other have the splt key?
06:32 <+MillerBoss> Federal crime pfft
06:32 <+MillerBoss> ;P
06:33 <+MillerBoss> My movies and TV shows are on Google Drive and no encryption. You only live once
06:33 < The_Dv8or> You should have a “death box"
06:33 < The_Dv8or> something that your family accesses if you croak
06:33 <+MillerBoss> But that can only trigger if he is dead kind of thing
06:34 <+MillerBoss> Like if dead than you can access but not until dead
06:34 < The_Dv8or> I guess if you cant trust your wife not to monkey with that shit until you croak, theres a bigger issue at hand
06:34 < Jay-Ros> what uup
06:34 <+MillerBoss> Lawyer could do that but could law enforcement get int he way with a warrant kind of thing
06:34 < Jay-Ros> oh, I've come in at the wrong time
06:35 < The_Dv8or> I think y’alls is overthinking this too much
06:35 <+MillerBoss> Jay-Ros 👉 The right time
06:35 < The_Dv8or> Jay-Ros: I knew youd think that
06:35 <+MillerBoss> The night time is the right time
06:35 < The_Dv8or> I guess its Miller time
06:35 < Jay-Ros> It's 2.30pm here, I've got a 'meeting' with the boss in 30 minutes
06:35 <+MillerBoss> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JR3PC8VDoz8
06:35 <+layer-eight> * MillerBoss →  YouTube → Joining The Cult → ⚘ 80,014 ↑ 352 ↓ 19 ✍ 48 → * Content Restrictions
06:35 < Jay-Ros> 12 months in, it's good stuff, I'm just not sure how good
06:36 <+MillerBoss> I had a manager freak the fuck out screaming and fuck this and fuck that at me today with two other managers. It was comical to say the least.
06:36 < MadCamel> was he waving his arms to and fro?
06:36 < xe0n> loll
06:36 <+MillerBoss> You know yeah he was a bit
06:37 < The_Dv8or> any of you people running ESXi 6.7 yet
06:38 < Jay-Ros> The_Dv8or no, but I'm one SQL server away from dropping VMWare altogether
06:38 < Jay-Ros> so goddamn close
06:38 < The_Dv8or> and going to what, Hyper-V?
06:38 < Jay-Ros> Yeah, running some weaponised Hyper-V kit at the moment, flash storage and Cisco UCS cluster servers
06:39 < BytesAndCoffee> applying for a dev position at a startup, the job application is asking "anything else we should know about you?", i already linked my github. should i mention my main personal project on there? or should i assume they'll look at it
06:39 < Jay-Ros> The old esxi gear is getting stripped down and I'm firing it up as a HyperV cluster for playtesting and temporary parking servers on livemigration
06:39 < The_Dv8or> have fun running a shit hypervisor that has all kinds of pain in teh ass quirks
06:39 < MadCamel> linux/kvm is my personal favorite. having a fully scriptable host OS is handy. libvirt's api isn't so bad either. and there's a multitude of storage backends to pick from which is also pretty handy
06:40 < The_Dv8or> VMware has its issues, but theres no denying how fucking solid ESXi is
06:40 < Ayeitzabee> No I don't hug, but that is because the certificates are already created but aren't stored in my CA, as they are being generated by Digicert
06:42 < Ayeitzabee> It gets stored in here https://imgur.com/a/UeEvlHg
06:42 <+layer-eight> * Ayeitzabee →  IMGUR Album → a few seconds ago → 1 Image → ⚘ 0
06:43 < gnupluslinux> binaryhermit, i love that xkcd
06:45 < gnupluslinux> BytesAndCoffee, put it a note if there's one you think is cooler than the others
06:45 < gnupluslinux> esp if it has something to do with their stuff
06:45 < BytesAndCoffee> their stuff is blockchain
06:46 < BytesAndCoffee> mine is a custom assembly dialect and virtual machine
06:46 < BytesAndCoffee> (in pure CPython)
06:46 <@NinjaStyle> i need to leave ##security
06:46 < hug> > blockchain
06:46 < BytesAndCoffee> hug: i know
06:46 < BytesAndCoffee> and i just realized its in manchester, NH
06:46 < BytesAndCoffee> now, its a straight shot east from me
06:46 < BytesAndCoffee> but like, ffs
06:46 < gnupluslinux> NinjaStyle, what happened this time
06:47 <@NinjaStyle> its just too much noob and skid shit
06:47 <@NinjaStyle> and it sucks me in then i have to deal with it
06:47 < hug> I got a penetration test report for one of our customers today
06:47 < hug> It's just a copy and paste of nessus again.
06:47 < hug> gg
06:47 <@NinjaStyle> hire better pentesters
06:48 < hug> I didn't hire them.
06:48 <@NinjaStyle> Hunterkll: what company did it?
06:48 <@NinjaStyle> err hug *
06:48 < hug> Australian company.
06:48 <@NinjaStyle> ah, i probably dont know them
06:48 < hug> Just a little player.
06:48 < hug> Yeahw
06:49 <@NinjaStyle> did it say "penetration test" on it
06:49 <@NinjaStyle> or vuln assessment
06:49 < hug> Penetration test. But it's not. It is a vuln assessment.
06:49 < hug> There was no attempt to penetrate anything AFAIK.
06:49 <@NinjaStyle> that's too bad
06:50 < hug> The document is full of shit like
06:50 < hug> "You need to upgrade from OpenSSL 1.0.2k to 1.0.2k"
06:50 < hug> And "You have TLS 1.1 enabled on some internal sites!"
06:50 <@NinjaStyle> i always try to find competitor reports during internals
06:51 < Casteil> love these kohl's stacking coupon deals lol
06:51 < Casteil> just got a sherpa hoodie and docker's khakis for $26 shipped :D
06:53 < packeteer> hug: what's the pentester company name?
06:53 < hug> Does it matter?
06:53 < packeteer> I'm in Sydney :)
06:53 < hug> They're not. ;p
06:54 < packeteer> Melbourne or Bris?
06:54 < gnupluslinux> oh look at rich boy here living in sydney
06:54 < hug> Actually I think they have a Sydney office.
06:54 < packeteer> hahaha
06:54 <@NinjaStyle> hug: what other companies have you seen reports like this from?
06:54 < hug> NinjaStyle: From all of the little tiny "security" shops.
06:54 < gnupluslinux> melbun and brisbun
06:54 < packeteer> gnupluslinux: I even have a house and avo toast on the reg
06:55 < hug> Hmmm. Maybe this 'cybersecurity consultancy' is bigger than I thought.
06:55 < gnupluslinux> can usually tell if its aus cause yall seem to get real lazy with ur words lol
06:55 < packeteer> yup
06:55 < gnupluslinux> nz/aus throws me for loop though
06:55  * Casteil penetrates hug 
06:55 <@NinjaStyle> yeah nz confuses me
06:55 <@NinjaStyle> i had a coworker at my last job from nz and for weeks i was like what is this accent
06:56 < gnupluslinux> packeteer, with ya snags and vb?
06:56 < Casteil> "Wanna come over and see my new deck?"
06:56 < Casteil> (to the uninitiated; new zealanders pronounce "deck" as "dick")
06:56 < packeteer> gnupluslinux: dont forget the pluggas and bluey
06:57 < hug> Do bogans in Sydney even drink VB?
06:57 < gnupluslinux> all while ridin yer utes
06:57 < hug> I thought it'd be tooheys or something.
06:57 < packeteer> VB gets around
06:57 < hug> It's xxxx in QLD, that's for sure.
06:57 < packeteer> ya
06:57 < hug> And coopers in Adelaide.
06:57 < gnupluslinux> whats that game where you pour wine or some thing in a bag and spin it on the clothes hanger?
06:57 < hug> No idea what people in Perth do. They're too far away.
06:57 < packeteer> although Brisy boys drink a lot of VB
06:57 < hug> gnupluslinux: goon of fortune.
06:58 < gnupluslinux> goon of fortune aye thats the one
06:58 < gnupluslinux> weird name
06:58 < packeteer> lol, awesome game that
06:58 < hug> goon = cask wine
06:58 < hug> And 'of fortune' is just from wheel of fortune.
06:58 < Jay-Ros> hug - sydney drinks pure blonde and peronis
06:58 < Jay-Ros> sometimes a heinekin
06:58 < packeteer> andBoags
06:58 < hug> No pretentious dickheads who don't knwo anything about beer drink pure blonde and peronis.
06:58 < packeteer> at my old comaony it was Boags or death
06:58 < Jay-Ros> hug - as I said, sydneysiders drink pureblongs and peronis
06:58  * Casteil prefers stouts and wheats 
06:58 < gnupluslinux> i think marmite tastes like not smelly fermented fish paste
06:59 < gnupluslinux> just, really salty shit
06:59 < packeteer> we have vegemite, none of that foreign shit
06:59 < Casteil> I hate to admit it but I can always fall back on Guinness for a reliable/good taste
06:59 < gnupluslinux> vegemite/marmite, i never learned the difference
06:59 < gnupluslinux> Casteil, rogue brewery does a decent enough stout imo
06:59 <@NinjaStyle> one is vege and one is mar
07:00 < packeteer> if it tastes like salty axle grease, it's marmite
07:00 < gnupluslinux> i picked up a s'mores one recently too that was pretty nice
07:00 < gnupluslinux> haha
07:00 < hug> Rogue treats its IT staff like shit apparently.
07:00 < Casteil> honestly gnupluslinux, I just tried Founder's Breakfast Stout which is one of the most highly regarded stouts (according to Beeradvocate)
07:00 < Casteil> I didn't really care for it
07:00 < gnupluslinux> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5j_EcmRvaI tell me you've seen this shit
07:00 <+layer-eight> * gnupluslinux →  YouTube → Worst Thing in Australia → ⚘ 4,159,730 ↑ 44,654 ↓ 1,030 ✍ 2,612
07:00 < gnupluslinux> hug, does it? damn shame but i wouldn't be surprised
07:01 < hug> gnupluslinux: http://i.imgur.com/cfGFm5j.png
07:01 <+layer-eight> * hug →  IMAGE/PNG Document, 44,476 bytes
07:01 < packeteer> this one is better: https://youtu.be/tZxASfC_TaU
07:01 < gnupluslinux> Casteil, wasn't that one. some random ass limited run by some company i didnt care to remember
07:01 <@NinjaStyle> australia just looks like the south
07:01 <+layer-eight> * packeteer →  ⚓  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZxASfC_TaU&feature=youtu.be → YouTube → How to Survive in Australia → ⚘ 747,004 ↑ 25,233 ↓ 454 ✍ 1,211
07:01 < Casteil> and re: rogue... buddy of mine loves Rogue Dead Guy
07:02 < gnupluslinux> oddly enough i kinda like stouts not freezing cold
07:02 < gnupluslinux> chilled/chilly/barely colder than room is it for me
07:02 < Casteil> Left Hand Milk Stout is pretty damn good
07:02  * gnupluslinux braces for the beating
07:02 < gnupluslinux> hug, oof
07:02 < gnupluslinux> yeah fuck that
07:02 < Casteil> little pricier than a lot of the local brews I can get here
07:02 < packeteer> Top 3 beers in AU: XXXX Gold 12.4%, VB 12.3% and Carlton Draught 9.3%
07:02 <@NinjaStyle> left hand is a colorado beer
07:03 < Casteil> yep
07:03 < Advarium> zipline's a local beer here
07:03 < Advarium> it's really good
07:03 < Casteil> had it at Ruth's Chris in Denver when I was traveling with corporate for christmas parties heh
07:03 <@NinjaStyle> nice
07:03 < Casteil> god that was a damn good steak
07:03 <@NinjaStyle> yeah we make good beer here
07:04 < Casteil> gnupluslinux: I might have to keep an eye open for rogue's chocolate stout
07:04 <@NinjaStyle> lol i rarely eat steak so i wouldnt know
07:04 <@NinjaStyle> last steak i had was in vegas
07:04 < Ayeitzabee> How in all fuck do I make outlook like in the UserDN store for its S/MIME certs?
07:04 < Casteil> https://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/132/1118/ < Pretty well rated on beeradvocate
07:04 <+layer-eight> * Casteil →  Chocolate Stout | Rogue Ales | BeerAdvocate
07:05 < gnupluslinux> packeteer, i cant tell if he's exaggerating the accent or not
07:05 < Casteil> also... if you like high gravity gnupluslinux ... https://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/335/5428/ ... 11-12% ABV imperial
07:05 <+layer-eight> * Casteil →  Dragon's Milk | New Holland Brewing Company | BeerAdvocate
07:06 < packeteer> gnupluslinux: only slightly. some areas are worse than that
07:06 < LemWork> so one of our "test" pc's for engineering just died
07:06 < gnupluslinux> dragon's milk you say
07:06 < LemWork> it's an Athlon XP 2400+
07:06 < LemWork> ...
07:06 < packeteer> quality++
07:06 < hug> LemWork: You mean one of your spaceheaters just died.
07:06 < LemWork> heh
07:06 < gnupluslinux> packeteer, oh yeah i know its stronger in parts. just sounds odd when he's talking for some reason lol
07:07 <@NinjaStyle> wow wtf, just read that rogue it manager posting
07:07 < LemWork> the fun part is it has custom PCI cards in it, and custom software running under XP
07:07 < LemWork> and they want it replaced and running ASAP.
07:07 < gnupluslinux> are you me LemWork ?
07:07 < LemWork> @NinjaStyle link?
07:07 < LemWork> gnupluslinux...?
07:07 < gnupluslinux> i know we got something like that at a client running their fucking gate software
07:07 < LemWork> heh
07:07 < gnupluslinux> for a gate... that's like... 4 miles away
07:07 <@NinjaStyle> LemWork: it was posted above
07:07 < gnupluslinux> shit runs off a fucking phone line
07:08 < hug> Fun times: Up until about 2 years ago I had tosupport a PC, running NT4. It had a custom ISA card in it, and it ran the "eisanmann" software.
07:08 < LemWork> there's a lot of links there @NinjaStyle...
07:08 < hug> Which was all in German. No one in the factory spoke German.
07:08 < hug> LemWork: http://i.imgur.com/cfGFm5j.png
07:08 <+layer-eight> * hug →  IMAGE/PNG Document, 44,476 bytes
07:08 < packeteer> my friend has a 3 year old laptop from work... they just extended the contract for another 3 years
07:08 < gnupluslinux> honestly i dont imagine breweries are too good to their IT staff
07:09 < hug> Anyway -- all of the guys in the factory knew you hit option #3, and then option #1, and then option #8 to make the factory robot do the thing.
07:09 < hug> One day this machine died.
07:09 < gnupluslinux> haha hug
07:09 < hug> You should have seen the panic. It was great.
07:09 < gnupluslinux> i got a user kinda like that
07:09 < gnupluslinux> memorizes buttons not by what they look like or what they say/do
07:09 < gnupluslinux> but where they are physically on her screen
07:10 < hug> However, we knew this was going to happen, and had made sure to purchase 3x of the same NT4 hardware, and ghost the whole machine. (Legit norton ghost, none of this imitation shit)
07:10 < gnupluslinux> shit moves and things just don't.. fucking... work... omg
07:10 < hug> So we just pulled a new "eisanmann" computer out of the IT storage area and plugged it in.
07:10 < LemWork> gnupluslinux https://thedailywtf.com/articles/The-Haunted-Door
07:10 <+layer-eight> * LemWork →  The Haunted Door - The Daily WTF
07:11 < gnupluslinux> mfw i realize my laptop is 5yrs old
07:11 <+MillerBoss> What website are we using now a days to dig up dirt on someone?
07:12 <@JollyRgrs> facebook
07:12 <+MillerBoss> Yeah that is one way.
07:12 <+MillerBoss> But I was thinking 10-15 years ago
07:13 <+MillerBoss> I am just irritated so I should just leave it alone.
07:13 < gnupluslinux> haha LemWork
07:13 < LemWork> yeah, that's one of my favourites
07:14 <+MillerBoss> I really want to get someone fired but tell me I should just do my own time
07:14 < packeteer> goole is always first point of call
07:14 <+MillerBoss> And I have no basis for firing so..
07:15 < packeteer> google even
07:15 < packeteer> find email address and alises first
07:15 < gnupluslinux> so i skimmed that rogue posting early and just now fully read it. holyhell plz 2 keep away
07:21 <@JollyRgrs> MillerBoss: you mean the local county courthouse site to see if they have any arrests?
07:22 <+MillerBoss> Well short story through a local vendor I work with they told me this person that is a manager once, back in the day, 15 years ago, sold him (vendor guy) some car parts back then and he had to pay upfront but guy closed up shop, wouldn't return calls etc. So this guy (vendor guy) said he met this guy which is a higher up manager where I work and knew who he was but neither brought up the situation as
07:22 <+MillerBoss>  it was 15 years ago and the guy (vendors guy) said he wanted to keep it professional. But this is the guy that blow up now the 2nd time at me like out of control blow up. Two managers let it happen. I bitched at the two managers one equal to me and one higher up after blow up manger left but the one said well some times you gotta let them make a fool of them self and se what they do. I thought fair
07:22 <+MillerBoss>  point. Before when this happened I really felt not wanting to come to work but now I think fuck him. I am not gonna let this guy run me. So some of me want to get him fired, leave him alone, or maybe share what vendor guy told me but he said keep it to myself. I was trying to find court records of things maybe that slipped up.  I do see Battery Habitual, resisting an officer, and Disorderly Conduct
07:22 <+MillerBoss>  Habitual but nothing like theft. I am some what concerned of stealing of company funds or product though. Thats my long story short. I think I will just leave it alone.
07:22 <+MillerBoss> I didn't reread after I typed hopefully that makes sense. :P
07:26 <+MillerBoss> But wow https://www.privateeye.com has a lot of dirt without signing up
07:26 <+layer-eight> * MillerBoss →  Private Eye - Find a person by name
07:30 <+MillerBoss> Also in that meeting before shit got way out of hand I said I am going to be implementing a ticket system and accounting believes she can confirm 100% that there is no value in a ticket system. I shared there will be more time out of the IT department to work in a system vs not and she couldn't believe that. Meaning more man hours. Currently, there are just two in IT and we use a slack channel for all
07:30 <+MillerBoss>  IT support issues. Maybe I didn't explain it well enough for her though.
07:31 < Jay-Ros> OK, back from pay review meeting
07:31 < packeteer> ticketing system is gold for any team size. it brings accountability to both sides of the business
07:32 <+MillerBoss> How much extra are you sending me for the outsourcing you give me Jay-Ros ?
07:32 < Jay-Ros> MillerBoss - do kitten photos and inappropriate jokes really count as 'payment'?
07:33 < Jay-Ros> https://imgur.com/a/gUzal0S - here's for last month
07:33 <+MillerBoss> Yeah that is what I shared, but she could see the value in simply going to slack and say can you (other it guy) stop by my office to show me how to use RingCentral Meetings, vs her having to create a ticket for that and then the IT guy closing the ticket with possible notes if there were any issues and such.
07:33 <+layer-eight> * Jay-Ros →  IMGUR Album → a few seconds ago → 1 Image → ⚘ 0
07:33 <+MillerBoss> I don't like cats Jay-Ros. I am allergic actually to them
07:33 <+MillerBoss> But dirty jokes or dirty anything, sure. :)
07:34 < gnupluslinux> 100% no value in ticket system
07:34 < gnupluslinux> lol
07:35 <+MillerBoss> Also I said I will implement like a knowledge base site so that say you start to type your issue that suggestions may pop up to help you on your own. Her jaw dropped.
07:35 <+MillerBoss> Are you telling me that we need to figure stuff out on our own?!
07:35 <+MillerBoss> I said of course not but I said you wouldn't believe how many reoccurring issues we have because of the turn over and in the end it save on IT man hours
07:36 <+MillerBoss> I mean I am all for helping users but this reoccurring shit just needs to be documented and presented to a user that has the issue again
07:38 < Jay-Ros> MillerBoss - Andrew Dice Clay's is my favourite... "See, I'm a classy guy... like the other night this girl was sucking my d*** and she said "don't c*m in my hair"
07:39 <+MillerBoss> lol
07:39 < Jay-Ros> I said to her "well I don't wanna c*m on your tits, we're in a nice restaurant"
07:39 < gnupluslinux> MillerBoss, im kinda weirded out by how many people i know show up on that
07:39 < gnupluslinux> i dont seem to though that got that going for me i suppose
07:45  * MillerBoss shrugs
07:45 <+MillerBoss> Jay-Ros 👉 I never listened to him.
07:45 <+MillerBoss> This is funny
07:45 <+MillerBoss> Why won't you talk to me
07:45 < Jay-Ros> Me?
07:45 <+MillerBoss> Because I am finished
07:45 < Jay-Ros> I will talk to you
07:46 <+MillerBoss> Andrew Dice Clay
07:46 < Jay-Ros> Oh, him, yeah, he's great
07:46 < Jay-Ros> horrible human, but great.
07:48 <+MillerBoss> Nah this isn't horrible is is awesome
07:48 <+MillerBoss> Or I mean he is not horrible. We need more like him in 2018
07:48 <+MillerBoss> Same with Carlin
07:49 < MadCamel> We need a whole room of carlins right about now
07:49 <+MillerBoss> Yes
07:49 < Advarium> o.o
07:50 < Advarium> should I be worried about a room full of carlins?
07:50 <+MillerBoss> You should be happy
07:50 < MadCamel> They'd probably just argue with eachother until you gave them a newspaper to WTF about.
07:51 < Advarium> oookay
07:53 < Gencade|afk> Evening night shift
07:53 < Advarium> o/
07:53 < Gencade|afk> I just got back from seeing the new avengers
07:54 < Advarium> pls no spoil
07:54 <+MillerBoss> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Htf_F6Nmtg
07:54 <+layer-eight> * MillerBoss →  YouTube → "The Diceman Cometh" (Entire Show) - Andrew Dice Clay (1989) → ⚘ 3,008,960 ↑ 13,649 ↓ 1,650 ✍ 3,718
07:54 < Advarium> I'd hate to find a way to choke somebody over irc
07:54 < Gencade> I would never
07:55 <+MillerBoss> I love these one liners he has Jay-Ros
07:55 < Gencade> Although its been like a month ahsnt it?
07:55 < Advarium> I watch like 1 movie every 2 years
07:55 < Advarium> The new avengers is on this year's list
07:55 < Advarium> I'll get to it at some point
07:56 < enix> why do i get redirected to quarantine
07:56 < enix> I'm pretty sure I dont have autojoin
07:56 < enix> |Ripley| believe it or not
07:57 < plop> morning
07:57 < enix> harro
07:57 < Advarium> hi hello
07:57 <+MillerBoss> Hey plop.
07:57 <+MillerBoss> enix 👉 You were holding it wrong
07:58 <+MillerBoss> `bofh
07:58 <+layer-eight> BOFH The kernel license has expired
07:58 < enix> MillerBoss: But that's how the YouTube video told me to do it
07:58 < enix> wot
07:58 < plop> `first-seen MillerBoss MillerBoss
07:58 < enix> .bofh
07:58 <+layer-eight> Seen →  MillerBOSS Saying Layer-9 update via Log on #boats2 20 days ago → Changing their nick to MillerBoss on [#boats2] 12 days ago → additional results have been messaged to you plop
07:58 <+MillerBoss> Well you got the strong video
07:58 <+MillerBoss> s/strong/wrong
07:58 < plop> MillerBoss, layer-eight is sending me queries nonstop
07:59 < Gencade> shit bot
07:59 < enix> `first-seen plop
07:59 < enix> `first-seen plop plop
07:59 < enix> how to recreate
07:59 < enix> `first-seen MillerBoss MillerBoss
07:59 < plop> https://imgur.com/a/5DneYHy
07:59 < Gencade> plop, shit bot MillerBoss
08:00 < Advarium> hoooolly crap
08:00 < Advarium> you're getting nuked out of orbit
08:00 < plop> rekt
08:00 <+MillerBoss> I blame you plop
08:00 < plop> haha
08:00 < enix> `bofh
08:00 <+MillerBoss> You said earlier I wonder if I can excess flood the bot
08:00 < enix> HAHAHAH layer-eight has left the building
08:00 <+MillerBoss> What did you do?
08:00 < plop> enix, layer-eight quit exces flood
08:00 < plop> i just did this
08:01 < plop> `first-seen MillerBoss MillerBoss
08:01  * enix bows to plop
08:01 <+MillerBoss> I pull up the console of the bot and I had it in debug mode and the screen was scrolling like a mother fucker
08:01 < enix> you have defeatedt he machine
08:01 < enix> good show good sir
08:01 < plop> thanks enix :P
08:01 < plop> skynet no more
08:01 < Advarium> lol skynet won't need nukes
08:01 < Advarium> just re-arrange people's anniversary dates and the world will start going downhill from there
08:02 < enix> s/re-arrange/americanize
08:02 < enix> oh... right
08:02  * plop is watching MillerBoss scratching his head
08:02 < enix> brb
08:03 < plop> welcome back layer-eight
08:04 < voidstar> `sjw
08:04 <+layer-eight> voidstar, you're a misogynistic, patriarchal, victim-blaming, Nazi!
08:04 < plop> MillerBoss, want me to try again?
08:04 <+MillerBOSS> Sure
08:04 < plop> `first-seen MillerBoss MillerBoss
08:04 <+layer-eight> Seen →  MillerBOSS Saying Layer-9 update via Log on #boats2 20 days ago → Changing their nick to MillerBoss on [#boats2] 12 days ago → additional results have been messaged to you plop
08:04 < plop> yep. same thing
08:05 < Advarium> ripperonis
08:05 < plop> ¬_¬'
08:05 < Advarium> That reminds me
08:05 < plop> what is #boats2?
08:05 < Advarium> We christened two new servers this week
08:05 <+MillerBOSS> Yeah the log is still going though
08:05 < Advarium> We named one Will, and the other Crash.
08:05 <+MillerBOSS> Its just a test channel for the bot.
08:06 < plop> i see
08:06 < plop> my synology is called SATANAS
08:07 < Advarium> Any particular reason why?
08:08 < plop> well, satanas is the name on my aera for SATAN (devil thingie) and SATA + NAS...
08:08 < Advarium> I didn't even think about that
08:08 < Advarium> lmfao
08:08 < plop> hehe
08:09 <+MillerBOSS> Watch your audio https://millerboss.com/x/Screen-Recording-2018-05-10-01-08-13-D1.mp4
08:09 <+MillerBOSS> That is the log live
08:09 < plop> lollololol
08:10 < Advarium> lmao
08:10 < Advarium> holy god
08:10 <+MillerBOSS> I'll let the guy know
08:11 <+MillerBOSS> I am watching https://youtu.be/5Htf_F6Nmtg
08:11 < plop> MillerBOSS, do you know eddie izzard?
08:11 <+MillerBOSS> "The Diceman Cometh" (Entire Show) - Andrew Dice Clay (1989)
08:11 <+MillerBOSS> I don't think so
08:11 < plop> so great
08:12 < plop> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bq03xebtbeU&t
08:12 < Jay-Ros> Oh man, that is epic Millerboss!
08:17 < Jay-Ros> plop- Eddie Izzard is also amazing
08:17 < Jay-Ros> additionally, early Brian Reagan
08:17 < plop> Jay-Ros, haha yeah love it
08:18 < Advarium> wb
08:30 < Gencade> thanks Advarium
08:31 < Advarium> :o
08:31 < Gencade> o:
08:47 < xe0n> ugh today is dragging on
08:47 < Gencade> why xe0n
08:47 < plop> read-only thursday
08:47 < Gencade> I thought that was friday
08:48 < plop> but if you mess up today, you're not gonna have a RO-friday
08:49 < Jay-Ros> xeon - but the sunset is so pretty in sydney
08:49 < Gencade> Jay-Ros, are you in Aus?
08:49 < Jay-Ros> yeah mate
08:49 < Gencade> is it true that the gender role is kinda reversed in Australia?
08:50 < Jay-Ros> yes, but we're all hung like horses
08:50 < Jay-Ros> like, knee-length
08:50 < Gencade> luckily I am hung like a clydesdale
08:50 < plop> and the swirl thing on the drain? clock-wise or counter-clock-wise?
08:50 < xe0n> LOL
08:50 < xe0n> someone in my team didnt listen to me when i said dont approve 2017-05 in WSUS yet...
08:51 < xe0n> most of the morning, helpdesk have been coming to me "oh i can't rdp into blah"
08:51 < xe0n> look in WSUS, someone approved the CU, without patching the servers first...
08:54 < packeteer> gg
08:54 < Gencade> gg packeteer
08:54 < enix> GG Gencade
08:55 < Gencade> gg enix
08:55 < enix> We've entered an infinite loop
08:55 < enix> nice.
08:55 < packeteer> mind you, I can't talk. updated the ciphers on our 2008 boxes and rdp is now dead
08:55 < xe0n> haha
08:55 < enix> To be hoenst you should be using teamviewer
08:55  * enix ducks and hides
08:55 < packeteer> dont start me
08:55 < packeteer> bro
08:55 < enix> he's started
08:55 < Gencade> enix, fuck you
08:55 < Gencade> I'll kill you
08:56 < Gencade> next you'll tell me to use join.me
08:56 < enix> only for my personal infrastructure
08:56 < enix> honestly i think bomgar is better
08:56 < enix> but im stuck with my license
08:56 < Gencade> I use dameware
08:56 < xe0n> i just build a new screenconnect server the other day
08:56 < xe0n> it can sit there for a bit before i do mor ework on it
08:56 < xe0n> and i can't type :\
08:57 < enix> he had VDI's at my last job
08:57 < enix> fucking weird
08:57 < enix> I started using them for a little while then everything I had got deleted and i was like "ummm...?" and the vapps admin was like "yeah nah rebuild the whole pool ay"
08:57 < enix> Yeah fucking cheers cunt
08:58 < xe0n> Jay-Ros: sunset looks good here as well
08:59 <+MillerBoss> Did you mean 2018-05 xe0n?
09:00 < xe0n> yeah sorry, that
09:00 < xe0n> did i do 2017 lol
09:00 < xe0n> yeah lol
09:00 <+MillerBoss> So that issue is not a 1803 thing but an update 2018-5 thing?
09:00 <+MillerBoss> Cause by I should say
09:01 < xe0n> CredSP? I assume so, its happening on 1709
09:01 <+MillerBoss> I saw a few people mention it today, Thursday here in chat
09:01 < xe0n> i haven't got 1803 on machines here, maybe tomorrow I'll deploy to my test machine
09:02 <+MillerBoss> Mention the issue that is but I was unsure if it was 1803 or a monthly update
09:03 < xe0n> it'd throw up some credsp auth error or something
09:03 < xe0n> I've had to do the reg hack for the time been, till our update window on the servers is around
09:05 < xe0n> typically i dont mind having the updates approved for pilot group day zero, but this one i did warn the other admins about, but meh someone did it last night
09:05 < xe0n> prob being it ninja
09:06 < ExeciN> is there a way to perform a substitution reliable with the same command using gnu/bsd toolset?
09:06 < ExeciN> *reliably perform
09:07 <+MillerBoss> https://blogs.technet.microsoft.com/askpfeplat/2018/05/07/credssp-rdp-and-raven/ so this happened because of an vulnerability which led to a patch which then broke RDP in some cases?
09:08 <+MillerBoss> I guess so https://thehackernews.com/2018/03/credssp-rdp-exploit.html
09:09 < Gencade> fuck you layer-eight
09:09 <+MillerBOSS> OK, plop and all, I just disabled the seen command completely until that is fixed
09:09 <+MillerBOSS> And of course first-seen. I think you all will manage
09:10 <+MillerBOSS> `chuck
09:10 <+layer-eight> Chuck Norris: Chuck Norris can stack cups without moving his hands or eyes.
09:10 < Advarium> only barely
09:11 <+MillerBOSS> Play with chuck instead
09:11 <+MillerBOSS> :)
09:11 <+MillerBOSS> `shower-thought
09:11 <+layer-eight> Shower Thought → Nothing is truly Indescribable because if there are no adjectives to describe it, you can use "Indescribable" to describe it.
09:11 <+MillerBOSS> `fml
09:11 <+layer-eight> FML Today, on a train, I nearly choked while sleeping with my mouth wide open. The little old lady sitting opposite me was entertaining herself by throwing little pieces...
09:11 <+MillerBOSS> ...
09:11 < Advarium> 'chuck
09:11 < Advarium> `chuck
09:11 <+layer-eight> Chuck Norris: A movie about Chuck Norris' early years is in the works, although its production has been delayed -- presumably because they're still trying to find an actor who can read the script without being immediately hospitalized by a serious case of spontaneous ball-shrivelling.
09:37 < enix> so weird one
09:37 < enix> I've had my second interview, and thye've asked for references and .. wait for it .. a photo
09:37 < enix> Any idea why they would ask for a photo
09:37 < Advarium> Yeah, there are people out there who do interviews for other people. It's kind of weird. Especially if it's an interview over the phone.
09:38 < enix> First interview was Skype with the hiring manager and HR
09:38 <+MillerBOSS> Isn't that clearly discrimination?
09:39 < enix> Second interview was Skype with someone i dont remember and HR
09:39 <+MillerBOSS> Not sure how the laws there and all
09:39 < enix> MillerBOSS: it's not really illegal
09:39 < enix> I'm a typical dude... there's no suspicious reason to request it
09:39 < enix> fuck i have to jump on a bus
09:39 < enix> brb
09:39 < Advarium> hop safely
09:46 < enix> yeah so like
09:46 < enix> why?
09:47 < enix> I can't think of any logical reason why; everyone knows what I look like... it doesn't make sense
09:48 < plop> MillerBOSS, you're no fun
09:48 <+MillerBOSS> Uh oh, how come?
09:49 < plop> MillerBOSS, you disabled the thingie
09:49 < enix> wow he did?
09:49 < plop> `first-seen enix enix
09:49 < plop> <layer-eight> I am sorry, plop, I am unable to do that. Let me clarify, first-seen enix enix is an invalid command
09:49 <+MillerBOSS> Well I am sure others will use it and kill the bot and more people will come out with their pitch forks
09:50 <+MillerBOSS> Yup. That is the normal response to a invalid command
09:51 < plop> meh
09:52 < plop> `bofh
09:52 <+layer-eight> BOFH Plate voltage too low on demodulator tube
09:54 < Advarium> `first seen first seen first seen enix enix
09:54 < Advarium> I goofed
10:01 < enix> okay so i'm trying to thinking of something
10:01 < enix> I'm writing some bots and all they really have to do is read information from somewhere and report it back to a server
10:02 < enix> dw answered my own question
10:03 < Advarium> the best sorts of answers are the ones you come up accidentally by yourself
10:03 < enix> haha yeah
10:04 < enix> it helps to actually talk about it because if you have to explain it from scratch to someone you often get your answer just from that
10:04 < enix> alright gotta head. laters guys
10:07 <+MillerBOSS> Ladies lingerie
10:08 < Advarium> Manly menagerie?
10:10 <+MillerBOSS> People get butthurt too easily https://www.boston.com/news/local-news/2018/05/07/lingerie-joke-professor
10:10 <+layer-eight> * MillerBOSS →  Male professor won't apologize over lingerie 'joke' to Merrimack College professor
10:10 < Advarium> Eugh
10:10 <+MillerBOSS> Its funny
10:10 < Advarium> My old professor if he was teaching would have been fired immediately if he was still doing the same thing
10:11 < Advarium> He used to staple burger join applications to failed tests
10:11 < plop> staple burger?
10:11 < Advarium> joints*
10:11 < plop> there is a r/ for stapling bread to trees
10:11 < plop> https://www.reddit.com/r/BreadStapledToTrees/
10:11 <+layer-eight> * plop →  Bread Stapled to Trees
10:11 < Advarium> if you staple bread on both sides is it a sandwich
10:12 < plop> yes
10:13 < Advarium> but what if the tree is an evergreen
10:13 < Advarium> the contents of the innards of a theoretical sandwich would cover the "exterior" of the theoretical sandwich
10:13 < Advarium> would that be a sandwich?
10:40 < jumi> morn
10:40 < Advarium> o7
10:58 < plop> hey jumi, how's it going? at the new job already?
11:09 < FenJai> Sup dudes and dudettes
11:10 < Advarium> Work
11:10 < plop> slow morning.
11:10  * Advarium Polishes off the 2nd pot of coffee 
11:24 < jumi> plop: hey
11:24 < jumi> yeah, month and a half, fixing shit every day
11:24 < jumi> it's incredible the amount of stuff the previous team did wrong
11:24 < plop> that's why they hired you :D
11:25 < plop> in madrid?
11:25 < jumi> hahaha yeah
11:25 < jumi> yup, Alcobendas
11:25 < jumi> but working from home today
11:25 < plop> sweet
11:25 < plop> you just need to find a job near the sea man... come to barcelona or something
11:25 < jumi> I'm uncovering more and more shit everyday
11:25 < jumi> nah I'm good in Madrid
11:26 < plop> hehe
11:26 < Advarium> It's like an onion
11:26 < Advarium> Layers of mistakes
11:26 < plop> never-ending onion
11:35 < Advarium> nervonion?
12:00 < Atro> Yes sex is nice but have you ever drank coffee at lunch powering you till night?
12:01 < Atro> Also whats the deal with jogging circlejerks
12:03 < Advarium> Inclusive jerking ensures a save and welcome environment for everyone
13:44 < giant_it_burrit> butt
13:44 < Advarium> buns?
13:46 < rhqq> yeah, giant_it_burrit was at work :Ð
14:16 < giant_it_burrit> where the hell is everyone
14:16 < giant_it_burrit> work has begun
14:18 < rhqq> has it
14:18 < plop> i'm here
14:18 < plop> ofh
14:18 < plop> `bofh
14:18 <+layer-eight> BOFH Due to the cda, we no longer have a root account.
14:19 < aleph-> giant_it_burrit: Asleep I guess
14:19 < Advarium> just got home ;-;
14:19 < Advarium> from work
14:20 < plop> drinks time then
14:20 < Advarium> water and then bed, lol
14:20 < plop> lol where are you?
14:20 < Advarium> Central US
14:20 < Advarium> So I get to sleep during the day -.-
14:20 < plop> i see
14:21 < plop> central US, is that what they call the flyover states or something?
14:21 < Advarium> graveyard shift es no bueno
14:21 < Advarium> and also yes
14:21 < Advarium> they also call it Tornado Alley
14:21 < plop> lol
14:22 < mrghostman> tornado alley which has had minmimal tornadoes so far this year
14:23 < jaelae> ahh developers at work called my bluff
14:23 < jaelae> they wanted 3x VMs with 15TB storage each so i gave them a quote on all related hardware and they ponied up the cash
14:24 < vader-> Haha nice... now just build them in aws or azure
14:24 < vader-> And then just shut them down at night
14:24 < jaelae> too pricey cause of SSD
14:24 < jaelae> and cant keep the data there
14:24 < jaelae> not allowed to store our customer details in anything not on prem
14:24 < vader-> Ah
14:25 < jaelae> they wanted a prod, test and dev environment all with 15TB of data for testing and prod use
14:25 < vader-> Use the cash to buy more hardware
14:25 < jaelae> but then that means if there is encrypted 15TB of data thats gonna need some beefy backup storage
14:25 < jaelae> i did i bought more Pure storage array shelves
14:25 < jaelae> and more flashblades
14:25 < jaelae> also bought 2 more ESXi hosts for their environment and added in network ports costs for our eventually need to purchase more switches
14:26 < vader-> Smart move...
14:26 < vader-> Look at any nutanix stuff?
14:27 < vader-> Hyperconverged?
14:27 < jaelae> yea i did - ive nused nutanix before so i got pricing on it
14:27 < jaelae> but it ended up being too expensive
14:27 < jaelae> cheaper for me to buy more UCS blades and pure storage
14:28 < jaelae> i just factor into prices of all server blades a % of a new UCS chassis and licensing + network ports
14:28 < rhqq> eli5 what are benefits of hving nutanix? i've heard about this thing before
14:28 < jaelae> nutanix is a hyperconverged solution so it has your storage/compute/network all in one ehh rack or rackable device
14:28 < vader-> No need for a seperate SAN purchade
14:28 < rhqq> but umm. made no sense to me or i was offered some non-tech blabla
14:28 < rhqq> ok, but why?
14:29 < vader-> Can scale out easier by just adding more nutanix nodes
14:29 < jaelae> it is especially valuable in large corporations for scaling
14:29 < jaelae> because in larger companies you have separate teams for storage/fabric/network/virtualization etc
14:29 < jaelae> and it provided a way to just plug in a node and boom you are don
14:29 < rhqq> so basically storage management as a service
14:29 < rhqq> to fire storage dept
14:29 < rhqq> ;p
14:30 < jaelae> storage and network and compute as a service sure
14:30 < jaelae> also you can use acropolis with is their hypervisor for free and its pretty good
14:30 < jaelae> you could install vmware if needed too
14:30 < jaelae> but for our size and need it wasnt a good buy
14:31 < jaelae> i just keep adding in UCS chassis and pure storage shelves. my new pure shelves are all 3.9TB disks and it fits 24 disks in a 3U enclosure
14:31 < jaelae> 100TB raw
14:31 < rhqq> ok, who is responsible for hw failures?
14:31 < rhqq> or "their" software failures
14:31 < jaelae> for nutanix ? its all one stop support with nutanix
14:31 < jaelae> if theres hardware or software issues related to their software you just open tickets with them. its part of their sales pitch
14:33 < rhqq> i see, thx
14:33 < asimon> Good morning friendos
14:50 < corn266> morning all
14:51 < corn266> How does this book look https://www.amazon.com/Kali-Linux-Revealed-Penetration-Distribution/dp/0997615605
14:51 < corn266> for getting into pen testing
14:51 < br14> My death metal playlist is titled "don't murder coworkers".  The music keeps most out of my office, the playlist title in bold words across the screen scares off the others.
14:52  * br14 wonders why he never gets promotions
14:52 < tsarbomba> i suspect the furry costumes you keep in your office might have something to do with that
14:53 < br14> I should mount animal heads to the walls!
14:53 < br14> like it's a hunting lodge
14:53 < tsarbomba> mount a human head with a plaque "here lies the last person to bother me"
14:53 < tsarbomba> works for me
14:54 < corn266> br14: I got a Lil' Bit of That by Hunt the Dinosaur
14:55 < corn266> tsarbomba: any comment on the book I linked?
14:55 < vavkamil> I have installed gitlab on rPi 3, but nginx is showing default page
14:55 < br14> blah, I need to put some effort into reporting services.  What's the flavor of the month? Tableau looks neat?
14:55 < corn266> Have you changed the /var/www/html/index.etc
14:56 < vavkamil> changed nothing
14:56 < br14> corn266: playing ;)
14:56 < corn266> br14: I'm using Log360 for compliance standards, not sure if I'd recommend the product though
14:57 < corn266> vavkamil: How do you expect the homepage to change if you don't change the homepage?
14:57 < br14> I'm looking for BI reporting
14:57 < corn266> Sorry
14:57 < br14> currently on a old broken ssrs and an older crystal reports
14:58 < vavkamil> corn266, I was following tutorial how to install gitlab and it should work
14:58 < br14> my hate for crystal is complete. it's like crack, people keep wanting more.
14:58 < tsarbomba> mmm eggs drenched in cholula
14:59 < tsarbomba> corn266, i imagine it would be more of a kali-centric book. it may not cover fundamentals or principles but i suspect it'll give a good deal of useful hands-on experience
15:00 < vavkamil> this is the nginx config http://paste.debian.net/1024123/
15:00 <+layer-eight> * vavkamil →  debian Pastezone
15:00 < corn266> thanks tsarbomba I've already started nmap'ing our network, just want more on-hands experience to guide the process
15:00 < vavkamil> ohh I'm idiot, it's right on line 30
15:02 < Nightcinder> ur a line
15:17 < McDonaldsWiFi> mornin fellas
15:17 < asimon> It is a morning, isn't it?
15:23 <@JollyRgrs> a morning it is
15:23 <@JollyRgrs> or as i like to refer to it... mourning
15:23 <@JollyRgrs> b/c i mourn my sleepy time in bed for the day being slayed
15:28 < corn266> oh wow JollyRgrs r/im14andthisisdeep
15:28 < plop> JollyRgrs, i killed layer-eight today!
15:29 < ravioli> hi plop.
15:29 < plop> hey ravioli! long time no see
15:29 < steevo> plop, you probably have my favorite name in here
15:29 < corn266> ravioli is just italian condom wrappers -- change my mind
15:30 < giant_it_burrit> corn266: we dont believe in condoms look at how many kids we have
15:30 < plop> steevo, lol thanks :D
15:30 < ravioli> corn266 why would i change your mind when you're 100% correct
15:33 < corn266> well then
15:33 < ravioli> corn is pretty cool too.
15:33 < ravioli> except when it's in your gas tank
15:34 < corn266> Where do you think I get my name from..
15:34 < GreyKite> eh, if it burns and keeps me rolling, I don't really care
15:35 < corn266> "Can't feel my toes... MOLLY"
15:37 < tsarbomba> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYUUK0SwMjE
15:37 <+layer-eight> * tsarbomba →  YouTube → Less than jake - sugar in your gas tank → ⚘ 58,847 ↑ 264 ↓ 5 ✍ 23
15:37 <@JollyRgrs> ravioli: what? you don't like gumming up your engine and having your smaller engines for lawn work getting DESTROYED by ethanol?
15:38 < corn266> or motorcycles
15:38 <@JollyRgrs> also boat engines
15:39 < corn266> So the consensus is ethanol hurts our engines, let's move back to lead based gasoline
15:39 <@JollyRgrs> corn266: there's a bit of a compromise there
15:40 <@JollyRgrs> there's unleaded, ethanol free gas ya know
15:40 < ravioli> that industry is brilliant. replacing 10% of their product with something that costs so much less and charging the same amount.
15:40 < corn266> just won't cut it
15:40 < ravioli> where is there ethanol free gas?
15:40 < corn266> certain gas stations and grocery stores near you (TM)
15:40 < tsarbomba> doesn't exist currently. even race fuels have ethanol
15:41 < ebol4> fellas..... how do you get the model number from a brocade over ssh
15:41 <@JollyRgrs> ravioli: there's a handful of places around here
15:41 < Heresiarch> s/brilliant/on a near-vertical demand curve/
15:41 <+layer-eight> [SED Heresiarch/ravioli] that industry is on a near-vertical demand curve. replacing 10% of their product with something that costs so much less and charging the same amount.
15:41 <@JollyRgrs> certain stations
15:41 < corn266> Nah we have ethanol free gas at a couple of places 'round here
15:41 < tsarbomba> that's diesel, kies
15:41 < tsarbomba> kids
15:41 <@NinjaStyle> Ethenol is super high octane
15:41 <@JollyRgrs> i think i've seen it as sunoco before, but also some other places... i think a BP even in town... we have a number of places
15:41 < corn266> well, you're not wrong, but you're not right either
15:41 < tsarbomba> sunoco sells a 100 octane fuel
15:41 <@JollyRgrs> espcially those near boat ramps
15:42 < corn266> I'll post a picture of one I find later
15:43 < giant_it_burrit> ive run 100 oct avgas
15:43 < giant_it_burrit> ll
15:43 < giant_it_burrit> had to remove the cats as it gums it up
15:43 <@NinjaStyle> My kart ran 100 octane
15:44 < estranger> i gave up worrying about ethanol.. its not like you can avoid it  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
15:45 <@NinjaStyle> The downside of ethenol over gasoline is it burns faster so you need to pump more gas into the engine
15:45 < ravioli> i have to run 93 with my car :(
15:45 < estranger> ravioli, me too.. its like $70/tank hehe
15:45 < corn266> jewish_guy_clasping_his_hands_together.png
15:45 <@NinjaStyle> I almost did an e85 conversion in my wrx
15:45 < estranger> and not great milage .... but oh so worth it
15:45 < estranger> my tiny car has a 19 gallon tank
15:46 < corn266> 18 here; 2006 honda CRV
15:46 < estranger> yeah thats a tiny car too w/ a big tank... prob good milage though too
15:46 < estranger> can drive half way across the country on a tank I bet
15:46 <@JollyRgrs> dang
15:46 <@NinjaStyle> Ethenol is hardly cheaper than gasoline
15:46 < giant_it_burrit> i run 93 because its all over
15:46 <@JollyRgrs> why so large tank in those small cars?
15:46 <@JollyRgrs> to make you feel better because you can go "two weeks" between fillups?
15:46 < giant_it_burrit> its not really cheaper considering you need like 15% more
15:47 < corn266> JollyRgrs: give you the illusion of good gas mileage
15:47 <@JollyRgrs> i run 87 because that's what my engine was made for
15:47 < estranger> i get like 16-18 MPG realistically so I like my large tank
15:47 <@NinjaStyle> Yeah giant_it_burrit
15:47 <@JollyRgrs> corn266: exactly
15:47 < ravioli> 14.5 gallons here
15:47 < ravioli> apparently
15:47 < estranger> there is no reason to run higher octane if your engine doesnt need it
15:47 < ebol4> do people really call it 87 and 93
15:47 < ebol4> i've never heard that before
15:47 <+hxcsp> i think mines like 16 or 17
15:47 < corn266> found the brit
15:47 < ebol4> everyone just says regular and super
15:47 <@NinjaStyle> Colorado doesn't sell 93
15:47 < estranger> gas regulations vary by state... dunno if regulations is the right word... but what kinda gas you can get
15:47 <@JollyRgrs> in fact, estranger, it can be more efficient than higher octane
15:47 <@NinjaStyle> We have 85 87 and 91
15:47 < corn266> NinjaStyle: even to cars and bikes that need it?
15:48 <@NinjaStyle> corn266: the altitude makes 93 typically unnecessary
15:48 <@JollyRgrs> some 7-11 (like one across from daytona speedway) has like 85, 87, 89, 93,95 i think... it has a ridic amount of choices
15:48 <@NinjaStyle> Since you get less compression
15:48 <@JollyRgrs> they might not have 85 anymore
15:48 <@JollyRgrs> or was it the racetrack stations that had 85?
15:48 < corn266> NinjaStyle: can I apply for a position at your company
15:49 <@NinjaStyle> I guess
15:49 <@JollyRgrs> corn266: no
15:49 <@JollyRgrs> you may not apply
15:49 < steevo> NinjaStyle, did they ever finish onboarding you
15:49 <@NinjaStyle> Nope
15:49 < estranger> we have like 6 weeks of onboarding/bootcamp here... its pretty awesome except for the travel time away from home
15:49 <@NinjaStyle> I have a client call at 9:30 though and 0 info
15:50 < GreyKite> NinjaStyle: wheeeeeeee
15:50 < steevo> NinjaStyle, what timezone you on
15:50 <@NinjaStyle> Mountain
15:50 < GreyKite> estranger: that must be nice, I got shown my desk and told "Get to work"
15:50 < DomLS3> GreyKite: Back to work
15:50 < steevo> NinjaStyle, hour and a half to make some stuff up
15:51 <@NinjaStyle> steevo: yeah
15:51 < estranger> GreyKite, yeah... we need people to get schooled up really well.  so we have a pretty damn awesome bootcamp for every technical position + sales workshop for anyone in the field
15:51 <@NinjaStyle> All my communication is coming to my personal gmail which is really uncomfortable
15:51 < estranger> its 5 weeks of technical, 1 week of sales
15:51 < estranger> plus shadowing others
15:52 < steevo> NinjaStyle, are you sure it is an actual company? maybe the office is just a front
15:52 <@JollyRgrs> NinjaStyle: aren't you working in the realm of security?
15:52 <@NinjaStyle> Yes
15:52 <@NinjaStyle> It's a well known company
15:54 < giant_it_burrit> hi john mcafee
15:54 <@NinjaStyle> Hi
15:55 <@JollyRgrs> wouldn't security say that communicating work things to your personal gmail would be a nono?
15:55 < Heresiarch> nah. NinjaStyle isn't that batshit.
15:55 <@NinjaStyle> Yes
15:55 <@JollyRgrs> so at a security company... who runs security?
15:55 <@JollyRgrs> haha
15:56 <@NinjaStyle> IT
15:57 < sideup66> Good laptop's last night
15:57 < sideup66> Did not go to 1803
15:59 < tsarbomba> bro i use gmail as an audit mailbox
15:59 < tsarbomba> why u denigrate goog
16:00 < tsarbomba> ninjastyle i think your line of bullshit should suffice to get you through a call. but dude, this is bordering on incompetence on their part
16:01 < tsarbomba> are they sending you like a locked down machine or something
16:01 <@NinjaStyle> Kinda
16:02 <@NinjaStyle> I'm getting my main laptop sometime next week presumably
16:03 < tsarbomba> i've got the meat sweats from this breakfast burrito
16:04 < tsarbomba> i don't think it has anything to do with the fact that our AC has been out for 3 days running
16:04 < steevo> any of you guys use LAPS?
16:05 < giant_it_burrit> yes
16:05 <@NinjaStyle> You all should be
16:05 < steevo> giant_it_burrit, NinjaStyle, you like it?
16:05 <@NinjaStyle> I wanna see 600 hands raised!
16:05 < ebol4> they like laps lol
16:06 <@NinjaStyle> steevo: I like what it does
16:06 <@NinjaStyle> It's not the best thing to deploy, kind of annoying it's not just built in to AD
16:08 < tsarbomba> ninjastyle, unencrypted opendocument spreadsheet YOLO
16:08  * tsarbomba cackles madly
16:08 <@NinjaStyle> If you're using unique local admin passwords
16:09 <@NinjaStyle> Maybe that's still better?
16:09 < tsarbomba> i also often write down the local admin PWs on postits and stick them to the front of servers
16:09 <@NinjaStyle> Well stop doing that
16:09  * tsarbomba goes postit mad!
16:09 <@NinjaStyle> Get a password manager
16:09 < corn266> but that's how the hackers can be stopped
16:10 < corn266> I'm introducing a new and unique password manager called notepad++
16:10  * NinjaStyle sighs
16:10 < ebol4> just hide the txt file with all the passwords
16:10 < tsarbomba> make sure you save passwords.txt on a share with full access to everyone
16:11 < asimon> Is it bad to periodically print your password manager list and keep it hidden under your bed
16:11 < tsarbomba> s/hidden under your bed/thumbtacked to a corkboard
16:11 <+layer-eight> [SED tsarbomba/asimon] Is it bad to periodically print your password manager list and keep it thumbtacked to a corkboard
16:12 <@NinjaStyle> Tape it to your front door
16:12 < JFDkthx> s/thumbtacked to a corkboard/on a postit note under your keyboard
16:12 < JFDkthx> lets be real here, gotta have some security
16:13 < asimon> thats true
16:13 < asimon> obscurity is the best security
16:13 <@NinjaStyle> Legit though, finding password spreadsheets is such a relief during a pentest
16:13 < asimon> works in Fortnite
16:13 < tsarbomba> yeah but you wouldn't know what to do if you found one that wasn't xlsx
16:13 < tsarbomba> you'd be all like OMG WHAT DO I USE TO OPEN THIS WHY CAN'T EXCEL HANDLE IT WAAAAH
16:13 < GreyKite> NinjaStyle: huh?
16:13 <@NinjaStyle> Your like "whew I'm done, time to loot"
16:13 < GreyKite> NinjaStyle: ah
16:14 < GreyKite> I know there are quite a few floating around here
16:14  * tsarbomba adds ninjastyle's ip to the global blacklist
16:14 < tsarbomba> checkmate, libs
16:14 <@NinjaStyle> I'm coming from inside your network
16:14 < tsarbomba> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
16:14 <@NinjaStyle> Lol
16:14 < GreyKite> security has screamed about it a few times but then they won't give everyone access to the password vault software
16:14 < tsarbomba> wait i've seen this movie before
16:15 <@NinjaStyle> Use keepass GreyKite
16:15 < tsarbomba> yes keep ass is an excellent application
16:15 < plop> i like passwordstate
16:15 < JFDkthx> GreyKite: we have ours in safes. and the combo to that safe is put into another safe
16:16 <@NinjaStyle> And the combo to that safe?
16:16 < JFDkthx> only security knows it
16:16 < technonerd> We have a password vault at work but it doesn't clear the clipboard when you copy the password
16:16 < tsarbomba> insafetion
16:16 < steevo> technonerd, wat
16:16 < JFDkthx> but im sure its written down somewhere and is in a safe
16:16 < tsarbomba> it's like how i used to keep my guns locked up.
16:16 < tsarbomba> i'd lock them in a safe inside another safe inside another safe inside another safe. then i'd hire a security guard to guard that safe
16:17 < ebol4> you have to shoot the lock off the safe to get into the safe
16:17 < ebol4> but the guns are in the safe
16:17 < JFDkthx> s/lock/guard/
16:17 <+layer-eight> [SED JFDkthx/ebol4] you have to shoot the guard off the safe to get into the safe
16:17 < tsarbomba> CHECKMATE, LIBS
16:17 <+TuxedoJack> tsarbomba: And then stick a label on the inside saying "Safe Mode with Networking"
16:17 < tsarbomba> lololol
16:18 < JFDkthx> when i become sr sysadmin, im going to force every desktop and computer to boot in safe mode with networking.
16:18 < JFDkthx> only
16:18 <@NinjaStyle> Lol
16:19 < giant_it_burrit> JFDkthx: for sr sysadmin 2020
16:19 <@NinjaStyle> That way the rid 500 administrator account is enabled
16:20 < sideup66> JFDkthx: I'm gonna make infected computers play trolololol to make fun of dumb users
16:20 < sideup66> Just loop in background
16:20 < JFDkthx> sideup66: do it at minimum volume
16:20 < JFDkthx> and then increase it
16:20 < JFDkthx> then decrease it again
16:20 <@NinjaStyle> Then 100%
16:20 <@NinjaStyle> Out of nowhere
16:20 < steevo> then back to 5%
16:21 <@NinjaStyle> This would be jarring
16:21 < sideup66> Lool
16:21 < ThisIsSys> What are my rights as a full time student worker!
16:21 < GreyKite> suddenly, a russian man singing in your ear
16:21 < F34RInc> sideup66, do a visual thats always ontop. See Felda.io for ideas
16:21 < tsarbomba> ninajstyle if this company never gets their shit together you can always go to DC and become the national cybersecurity adviser https://twitter.com/ericgeller/status/994293363846336513
16:21 < JFDkthx> ThisIsSys: you dont have any
16:21 <+layer-eight> * tsarbomba →  Eric Geller on Twitter: "SCOOP: National Security Adviser John Bolton and his aides are considering eliminating the White House's top cybersecurity job: https://t.co/YV6XMJquX1  Several sources say the situation is fluid, but one says it's a done deal....
16:22 < felda> lmao my SSL cert expired
16:22 < sideup66> ThisIsSys: none.
16:22 < ThisIsSys> JFDkthx: So my supervisor can come and fuck me in the ass and i still can't say anything?
16:22 < tsarbomba> you've been talking about that for weeks, felda
16:22 < tsarbomba> how is this a surprise to you now
16:22 < JFDkthx> ThisIsSys: are you asking like an intern or are you doing some trade skill shit
16:22 < JFDkthx> you need to be more specific
16:22 <@NinjaStyle> ^
16:22 < tsarbomba> your rights as related to what
16:23 < ThisIsSys> JFDkthx: Its like an on-campus job. Started as part time at the Technology Services office.
16:23 < sideup66> Yep
16:23 < tsarbomba> also, in a right-to-work state you only have one real right: work 'til you drop
16:23 < JFDkthx> so you're doing work scholarship
16:23 < JFDkthx> right?
16:23 < JFDkthx> you work and the school pays you however much
16:23 < JFDkthx> but you cant work more than x amount of hours
16:23 < tsarbomba> fuuuck. when i was in college they just made us volunteer
16:24 < JFDkthx> tsarbomba: i worked on the tennis courts.
16:24 < ThisIsSys> JFDkthx: Exactly! I get paid, but no compensation or whatever with tuition.
16:24 <@NinjaStyle> Worked your butthole
16:24 < JFDkthx> NinjaStyle: free rim jobs
16:24 < tsarbomba> i was an admin on the sparccenter 2000 for eight months. didn't make a dime.
16:24 < JFDkthx> ThisIsSys: workstudy is the rogram right?
16:24 < ThisIsSys> JFDkthx:  On the time sheet, you can't. But they make you work like 2-3 extra hours during summer.
16:24 < JFDkthx> what does your schools student resource site say about the work study program
16:25 < ThisIsSys> We are updating labs with new hardware.
16:25 < Heresiarch> ThisIsSys: ...heh. You get "experience" and a grade.
16:25 < ThisIsSys> Heresiarch: And depression too. Yay!
16:26 <@NinjaStyle> The depression is free
16:26 < ebol4> it's thursday my dudes
16:26 < JFDkthx> ThisIsSys: see previous
16:26 < GreyKite> where you live also changes things
16:26 < Heresiarch> ThisIsSys: Exploiting students for free/cheap labor is a time-honored tradition. Ask any grad student.
16:26 < ThisIsSys> JFDkthx: The school site does say maximum X amount of hours.
16:26 < ThisIsSys> And thats what we put on the time sheet.
16:27 < ThisIsSys> The issue is availability of the resources. There are so many students ready to the job, they won't give a fuck if someone quits
16:27 < JFDkthx> ThisIsSys: im looking at your schools work study program. give me second.
16:27 < JFDkthx> you're doing the federal work study thing right?
16:27 < ThisIsSys> JFDkthx: Yup yup yup
16:29 < ThisIsSys> JFDkthx: My only problem is that the job is too cool to quit. I have remote powershell rights to every system in the school and a domain admin account that i can use from time to time.
16:29 < JFDkthx> Students can work a maximum of 20 hours per week during the semester, and up to 40 hours per week during break periods
16:29 < asimon> I need help. I just ran an installshield setup.exe with the /r flag to generate a .iss file for future silent installs
16:29 < JFDkthx> are you in a break period right meow?
16:29 < asimon> and I can't find the file it generated
16:29 < ThisIsSys> Yup JFDkthx. Summer vacations.
16:29 < asimon> Google tells me it should be in C:\Windows but I'm not seeing it there or in the current directory
16:29 < JFDkthx> are you working more than 40 hours
16:29 < asimon> Any ideas where it could be?
16:31 < JFDkthx> ?
16:32 < JFDkthx> if they are forcing you to work more than 40 hours, unpaid. then you need to report it to your schools student employment office.
16:32 < JFDkthx> Email: seo1@iit.edu
16:32 < JFDkthx> Email: seo1@iit.edu
16:32 < JFDkthx> er
16:32 < JFDkthx> Phone: 312.567.5729
16:32 < tsarbomba> DOX
16:32 < tsarbomba> DOX
16:32 < tsarbomba> MODS
16:32 < tsarbomba> HALP
16:32 < JFDkthx> if you are working under 40 hours
16:32 < JFDkthx> ur done.
16:32 < JFDkthx> suck it up
16:33 < JFDkthx> or request less hours
16:33 < tsarbomba> wait, isn't that calling msiexec?
16:33 < tsarbomba> msiexec writes to %temp% afaik
16:33 < ebol4> report it to the school AND the government imo
16:33 < ebol4> get them fined or something
16:34 < DomLS3> then lose your job in the process
16:34 < DomLS3> lulz
16:34 < ebol4> it's anonymous you fool
16:34 < JFDkthx> student worker
16:34 < corn266> Y'all wanna play some roulette at work? https://github.com/DAndrewMoore/roulette
16:34 <+layer-eight> * corn266 →  GitHub → DAndrewMoore → roulette → @ ~ a month ago → Java
16:34 < ebol4> it's also illegal to retaliate against workers for filing wage complaints
16:35 < asimon> tsarbomba: Good idea but its not there either. :(
16:35 < DomLS3> .value btbc
16:35 < DomLS3> .value btc
16:35 < DomLS3> Current BTC (eBitcoin) value: 0.11 (USD)
16:35 < DomLS3> wat
16:35 < tsarbomba> you checked all the newly-created subdirs?
16:35 < JFDkthx> ebitcoin
16:35 < DomLS3> .value BTC
16:35 < DomLS3> Current BTC (Bitcoin) value: 9362.87 (USD)
16:36 < JFDkthx> kek
16:36 < corn266> DomLS3: .value ETH
16:36 < DomLS3> .value eth
16:36 < DomLS3> Current ETH (Ethereum) value: 764.08 (USD)
16:36 < DomLS3> .value nano
16:36 < JFDkthx> grlc
16:36 < DomLS3> Current NANO (Nano) value: 7.68 (USD)
16:36 < tsarbomba> normally whenever msiexec spams the shit out of the filesystem it's in %temp% or %temp%\randomdirname, sometimes even the GUID of the app
16:36 < asimon> Yeah, only one was updated today and not for the program I'm installing
16:36 < corn266> DomLS3: .grlc
16:36 < tsarbomba> nod
16:36 < DomLS3> .value grlc
16:36 < JFDkthx> rip
16:36 < DomLS3> Current GRLC (Garlicoin) value: 0.03 (USD)
16:36 < tsarbomba> hmm, they did something 'special' (read: dumb) in building the setup
16:36 < corn266> shit
16:36 < JFDkthx> oof
16:36 < tsarbomba> oof
16:36 < JFDkthx> ive got 3 dollars in garlic right now
16:36 < asimon> Probably lol
16:37 < JFDkthx> just waiting for the peak again
16:37 < JFDkthx> I'LL BE RICH
16:37 < bigchim> .value eth
16:37 < asimon> I guess I should go back to trying the msi instead of the installshield
16:37 < k27463> that moment when you initiate a remote win10 update at home from work and you're waiting for your stuff to come back online
16:37 < DomLS3> bitch I already did eth look up ^
16:37 < bigchim> meh
16:37 < tsarbomba> rip
16:37 < corn266> I want to sell my ETH but it just got off a bear run
16:37 < ebol4> HODL
16:37 < JFDkthx> NAH
16:38 < JFDkthx> sell it
16:38 < JFDkthx> it's all fake money
16:38 < ebol4> ethereum $10,000 by 2019
16:38 < JFDkthx> rootsudo used to day trade in the phillipines
16:38 < JFDkthx> now look at him
16:38 < tsarbomba> corn266, the people who mortgaged their houses to buy btc at 20k are all about waiting for "the peak"
16:38 < JFDkthx> he has a regular job in the states
16:38 < ebol4> he's dead
16:38 < JFDkthx> all broke and shit
16:38 < DomLS3> rkeene lost his house over NANO
16:38 < corn266> tsarbomba: I got into ETH at $340 ea
16:38 < ebol4> where is rkeene
16:38 < JFDkthx> traveling around the country living conference to conference
16:39 < tsarbomba> no, that's hunterkll
16:39 < ebol4> does he have an RV
16:39 < JFDkthx> or vacationing and letting tcl do the work
16:39 < plop> `first-seen rkeene rkeene
16:39 < plop> goddamn you MillerBOSS
16:39 < tsarbomba> rkeene automated so much he has become part of the network
16:39 < ebol4> layer-eight: where is rkeene
16:39 < tsarbomba> ever see the end of the third matrix?
16:39 < tsarbomba> that's rkeene
16:39 < JFDkthx> ebol4: last time rkeene popped in he was flying out of LAX i think
16:39 < DomLS3> rkeene lost his ass on nano
16:39 < DomLS3> he can't afford internet
16:39 < ebol4> shoulda used vim
16:40 < JFDkthx> _tim isnt here to berate about nano
16:40 < JFDkthx> fuck nano
16:40 < JFDkthx> fuck you alazare619
16:40 < ebol4> YEAH alazare619
16:41 < JFDkthx> i am getting hangry
16:41 < abakedapplepie> so buffalo does indeed install the NAS OS to the raid drives
16:41 < abakedapplepie> mirrored on every single one
16:41 < abakedapplepie> fucking asinine
16:41 < felda> today is the last day of felda.io  soon a parking page will be there
16:41 < abakedapplepie> felda: why
16:42 < Hatter> you guys didn't back his kickstarter is why
16:42 < felda> I don't feel like paying for hosting and SSL cert
16:42 < abakedapplepie> ssl certs are free
16:42 < abakedapplepie> i can give you hosting
16:42 < felda> abakedapplepie not on namecheap they aren't lmao
16:42 < abakedapplepie> lets encrypt do
16:42 < Hatter> now with free wildcard certs
16:42 < felda> namecheap doesn't support lets encrypt because capitalism
16:42 < abakedapplepie> right, but, if you use my host
16:42 < abakedapplepie> it does
16:43 < felda> I'm gonna try my hand at hosting
16:43 < felda> got my R710 with 2016 Hyper-V Core at work
16:43 < corn266> felda: just set up an raspberry pi in your dmz
16:43 < tsarbomba> do you really think felda.io will be served best by an SDSL connection shared with your mom's ipad, felda?
16:43 < felda> just spin up some ubuntu server and drop a Webserver stack on it lol
16:43 < Hatter> felda: what if someone at work finds your site? won't that be embarrassing?
16:43 < felda> Hatter lol no
16:44 < JFDkthx> tsarbomba: he not on dsl no mo
16:44 < felda> I have 75/75 fiber
16:44 < felda> I will be fine
16:44 < felda> Hatter my official work website is worse than my joke website
16:44  * tsarbomba takes felda's pfsense away
16:44 < felda> i have nothing to be afraid of
16:44 < JFDkthx> felda: what are you going to do when ur isp send u another C&D for bad memes
16:44 < tsarbomba> s/joke/very serious and lovingly curated
16:44 <+layer-eight> [SED tsarbomba/felda] Hatter my official work website is worse than my very serious and lovingly curated website
16:44 < felda> LOL
16:44 < Hatter> nothing to be afraid of? if felda.io goes down for 10 minutes I think we'll vote to remove you
16:44 < abakedapplepie> yeah your company's website is an embarrassment
16:44 < felda> JFDkthx I'll exercise my 1st Amendment right to MEME
16:45 < tsarbomba> pfft felda's memes are only hot&spicy
16:45 < felda> also I'm am still genuinely S H O O K by Infinity Wars
16:45 < JFDkthx> do u not feel so good?
16:45 < felda> never read the comics so I didn't know what to expect
16:46 < Hatter> felda: it's not very nice to bring it up, even if your didn't intend to spoil it
16:46 < felda> my one friend who has read all the comics was a huge snob about it :(
16:46 < Hatter> felda: chances are someone else will respond with a spoiler
16:46 < felda> "I told you that was going to happen"
16:46 < JFDkthx> Hatter: iron man kills captain america
16:46 < felda> like dawg wat
16:46 < JFDkthx> fuck ur spoiler
16:46 < Hatter> and people always try to be cute and funny with fake spoilers
16:46 < JFDkthx> thanos destroys earth
16:46 < DomLS3> everyone dies in infinity war
16:46 < k27463> snape kills dumbledore
16:46 < abakedapplepie> i went to the premiere
16:47 < tsarbomba> infinity wars spoiler alert: men in spandex fight other men in spandex for two and a half hours.
16:47 < Heresiarch> Hatter: if you haven't seen it by now, getting hit with spoilers is kinda your own fault.
16:47 < felda> Thanos uses his Dildonator 9000 to anally blast the entire universe
16:47 < abakedapplepie> ive never been in a more silent theater than the last 20 minutes of IW
16:47 < tsarbomba> lolwat
16:47 < JFDkthx> tsarbomba: with bad cuts
16:47 < abakedapplepie> dead silent
16:47 < tsarbomba> the movie is literally still in theaters
16:47 < Hatter> Heresiarch: I have seen it you little jerk.
16:47 < JFDkthx> tsarbomba: i hate marvel action cuts
16:47 < abakedapplepie> no one cheered or applaused or even murmured
16:47 < Hatter> Heresiarch: I happen to be considerate of others.
16:47 < DomLS3> felda: Something you have a lot of experience with
16:47 < abakedapplepie> it was crazy
16:47 < Heresiarch> Hatter: aww, thank you!
16:47 < tsarbomba> you can't even get the PREVIOUS movie on home video yet
16:47 < felda> DomLS3 if it exists you bet your ass I'm the best at it
16:47 < JFDkthx> ragnarok?
16:47 < tsarbomba> so let's settle the fuck down with this accelerated "spoilers r mmmkay, k?" bullshit
16:47 < DomLS3> felda: So you're the best at shoving gerbils up your butthole?
16:48 < Heresiarch> JFDkthx: black panther
16:48 < JFDkthx> oh
16:48 < felda> DomLS3 no doubt
16:48 < JFDkthx> right
16:48 < tsarbomba> felda, like rectal prolapse?
16:48 < Hatter> people who spoil things should be dealt with in the harshest manner
16:48 < Hatter> it's quite indicative of their overall shitty personality
16:48 < felda> tsarbomba I could probably do that better than DomLS3 no doubt
16:48 < Hatter> and not the kind of people we want around
16:48 < tsarbomba> heh. i only saw ragnarok like a month ago
16:48 < DomLS3> felda: I'll be happy to give you that accolade
16:48 < JFDkthx> hatter you're spoiling irc
16:48 < ebol4> if you spoil movies then we will compromise you to a permanent end
16:48 < tsarbomba> i was waiting for black panther on BR and the avengers came out
16:48 < abakedapplepie> hatter spoils life
16:48 < tsarbomba> so now i'm basically 2 movies behind
16:48 < JFDkthx> cryptic1: pls2dtn
16:49 < Heresiarch> tsarbomba: prefer to wait until BR/VOD release?
16:49 < abakedapplepie> my buddy and i did a marvel marathon before IW
16:49 < JFDkthx> tsarbomba: give up while you're ahead
16:49 < abakedapplepie> but we only made it through phase 2
16:49 < felda> to be honest if you care about something so much you don't want it spoiled and you don't go see it opening night or the weekend right after how much do you really care about that movie?
16:49 < abakedapplepie> rip
16:49 < tsarbomba> that's usually when the best solen rips come out, heresiarch :D
16:49 < tsarbomba> *stolen
16:49 < ebol4> just watch a cam rip from southeast asia
16:49 < Heresiarch> tsarbomba: true, though I also prefer to have a physical copy (or at least make my own rip from same).
16:49 < Hatter> felda: Most of us work for a living, and have responsibilites and stuff
16:49 < abakedapplepie> felda: theres a 2 week limit to spoilers
16:49 < Hatter> again I'm just speaking for others
16:49 < JFDkthx> Heresiarch: physical copies
16:49 < JFDkthx> ugh
16:49 < tsarbomba> i can't, my eyes are invariably drawn to the hardcoded gobbledygook subs
16:49 < tsarbomba> also, ugh TS
16:50 < JFDkthx> no one likes bookshelves of dvds any more
16:50 < JFDkthx> such a waste of space
16:50 < Heresiarch> JFDkthx: I also store MKVs on local network and prefer them over Netflix/Prime/etc. Fite me.
16:50 < felda> Hatter sounds like lame excuses to me
16:50 < tsarbomba> i've got a box of dvds and BRs
16:50 < tsarbomba> it lives in my attic
16:50 < abakedapplepie> its all about bookshelves of vhs
16:50 < abakedapplepie> and laserdisc
16:50 < felda> YALL GOTTA STEP THE FUCK UP AND MAKE TIME FOR YOUR PASSIONS
16:50 < ebol4> my passion is sleeping
16:50 < Hatter> felda: it was also sold out for like 2 weeks everywhere
16:50 < JFDkthx> maybe the disabled seats
16:50 < felda> > Not buying tickets before hand
16:50 < abakedapplepie> i got tickets to the premiere the day before the premiere
16:50 < felda> please stop the excuses
16:50 < abakedapplepie> somehow
16:50  * tsarbomba throws felda down a quarry
16:50 < abakedapplepie> they were front row though
16:51 < JFDkthx> oof
16:51 < abakedapplepie> it was neat
16:51 < JFDkthx> our imax has nice recliner seats
16:51 < abakedapplepie> thanos' dick was huge
16:51 < tsarbomba> remember when you were a kid and didn't know any better and jumped at a chance to go to the front row at movies
16:51 < Heresiarch> That said, I do need to start cycling out the older discs that I have good rips of - once I have backups in place.
16:51 < JFDkthx> tsarbomba: same neck problem after playing games at walmert
16:51 < JFDkthx> walmart
16:51 < JFDkthx> welmert
16:52 < tsarbomba> wallywallywallywallywallywallyworld
16:52 < JFDkthx> havent seen that in a while
16:52 < JFDkthx> thanks
16:52 < JFDkthx> `yt wallywallywallywallywallywallyworld
16:52 < JFDkthx> fuck off l8
16:52 < JFDkthx> do it
16:52 < JFDkthx> why isnt .yt a thing
16:52 < tsarbomba> `yt shaketeam
16:52 < JFDkthx> MillerBOSS:
16:52 < tsarbomba> wtf
16:52 < tsarbomba> millerboss is removing scripts now?
16:53 < tsarbomba> wasn't it embarrassing enough that he got his ass kicked by tcl so he had to abandon the eggdrop for (LOL) node.js?
16:53 < abakedapplepie> worst bot ever
16:53 < ebol4> RIOT
16:53 < tsarbomba> RABBLERABBLERABBLERABBLE
16:53 < alazare619> so
16:53 < alazare619> thanos snapped his finger
16:53 < alazare619> i'm still alive
16:53 < alazare619> i must of been one of the half that lived
16:53 < ebol4> how thanos snap with gloves on
16:54 < alazare619> to bad JFDkthx  lived
16:54 < giant_it_burrit> darn
16:54 < Heresiarch> ebol4: in fairness, it did sound kinda...brassy.
16:54 < sideup66> !dong
16:54 < ebol4> `dong
16:54 < abakedapplepie> groan
16:55 < felda> `help
16:55 <+layer-eight> felda I have messaged you my instructions. Be gentle.
16:55 < felda> `chuck
16:55 <+layer-eight> Chuck Norris: Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.
16:55 < sideup66> Felda
16:56 < sideup66> Shitpost your holy shit
16:56 < sideup66> Felda pfsense sucks
16:56 < sideup66> It is the jimmies of a meme
16:56 < sideup66> Hohohoho
16:56 < felda> lol
16:56 < ebol4> why doesn't chuck norris like fudge ripple
16:56 < felda> sideup66 I can smell you all the way from where ever you are
16:56 < tsarbomba> pfsense is the new de wae
16:56 < ebol4> what does it mean
16:57 < sideup66> Felda
16:57 < sideup66> Hohohohohohohohohohoho
16:57 < sideup66> You can smell my don't?
16:57 < sideup66> Dong*?
16:57 < Hatter> that was probably the worst chuck norris joke I've ever heard
16:59 < alazare619> sideup66:  yes...yes i can smell your dong
16:59 < alazare619> you need to wash it
16:59 < felda> `apocalypse
16:59 <+layer-eight> Apocalypse Clock is currently set to 11:58 PM
16:59 < felda> ooof
16:59 < felda> 2 minutes to midnight my dudes
17:00 < Hatter> that's not accurate is it?
17:00 < felda> yes
17:00 < DomLS3> Hatter: Yes, it is
17:00 < felda> `voice-regulars
17:00 <+layer-eight> You are not a member of the group ChannelOpIdentified. Access denied
17:00 < felda>   (•̀ 益•̀)
17:00 < felda> GIB PERMISSIONS
17:00 < DomLS3> It's as of january: https://www.cnn.com/2018/01/25/politics/doomsday-clock-closer-nuclear-midnight/index.html
17:01 < Hatter> is there a second hand?
17:01 < felda> hey MillerBOSS I think layer-eight is broken could you run 'voice-regulars' to fix it?
17:01 < L3gacy> Good bacon to all and to all some good bacon
17:02 < felda> L3gacy you coming to our town's baconfest in august?
17:02 < DomLS3> felda: layer-eight has been broken for weeks
17:02 < L3gacy> I got news!  $DICKOFABOSS, that I quit the other day, is now demanding I work 6 days a week, NO EXCUSES, or he's "cutting me off" LOl
17:02 < L3gacy> felda whare?
17:02 < L3gacy> *where
17:02 < bvierra|job> tell him you when you get paid 6 figures and they fire your boss
17:03 < Heresiarch> L3gacy: ...a boss at a place that you quit is demanding that you work 6 days a week?
17:03 < L3gacy> My arm hurts from racking 8 servers..
17:03 < sideup66> alazare619: smell the dong
17:03 < sideup66> Be the ding
17:03 < sideup66> Dong
17:03 < sideup66> The holy dong
17:03 < L3gacy> ding dong?
17:03 < sideup66> Felda is eternal dong
17:03 < sideup66> His jimmies rustle softly through the universe
17:03 < L3gacy> Anyway, it's a SHITE MSP in Vineland, NJ
17:03 < sideup66> The king of memes
17:03 < felda> August 10th, Monmouth, IL
17:03 < felda> be there
17:03 < felda> or be square or whatever
17:03 < sideup66> Your dong will be?
17:03 < L3gacy> I have a 10 day gig in NY rewiring a house and racking gear :)
17:03 < felda> meet the pfsense donger master IRL
17:04 < L3gacy> this month :)
17:04 < DomLS3> s/master/pleb
17:04 < giant_it_burrit> L3gacy: come by
17:04 < DomLS3> -_-
17:04 < felda> heuehueheuehuehueheuheuehuehe
17:04 < giant_it_burrit> ill beat you up
17:04 < L3gacy> brb ride here
17:04 < felda> DomLS3 still bant
17:04 < DomLS3> this fuckin bot
17:04 < giant_it_burrit> like i did Hunterkll
17:04 < DomLS3> s/like/wat
17:04 < DomLS3> ffs
17:04 < felda> hehehehe
17:04 < felda> asking him to block DomLS3 was the best decision of my life
17:04 < DomLS3> MillerBOSS: fix this injustice
17:04 < DomLS3> NOW
17:04 < DomLS3> RIGHT MEOW
17:05 < sideup66> Felda the meme router
17:06 < corn266> so the f in pfsense stands for felda?
17:06 < bigchim> lol
17:07 < technonerd> Pretty felda sense
17:07 < corn266> so an autistic 6th sense
17:07 < ebol4> pretty felda :3
17:07 < ebol4> :3c
17:08 < abakedapplepie> Hunterkll: NAS is working now
17:08 < Hatter> DomLS3: maybe learn to behave yourself and people will treat you differently
17:08 < DomLS3> Hatter: Go headbutt a knife
17:08 < JFDkthx> Hatter: why doesnt that work for you
17:10 < Hatter> I don't appreciate either of those comments
17:11 < JFDkthx> why did i think that a crab cake from the work cafeteria would be a good choice for lunch
17:11 < abakedapplepie> ew
17:11 < abakedapplepie> s/crab/krab
17:11 < JFDkthx> abakedapplepie: ++
17:11 <+layer-eight> [SED abakedapplepie/JFDkthx] why did i think that a krab cake from the work cafeteria would be a good choice for lunch
17:11 < abakedapplepie> you know its not real crab
17:11 < JFDkthx> i doubt it's real anything
17:11 < abakedapplepie> lol
17:11 < JFDkthx> other than really awful
17:11 < corn266> JFDkthx: didn't you get boiled eggs from a gas station last week?
17:12 < abakedapplepie> oh god
17:12 < JFDkthx> boiled eggs?
17:12 < JFDkthx> god no
17:12 < JFDkthx> i have a gas station that has the best burrito in the city.
17:12 < DomLS3> anyone who eats gas station food as immediately placed on the retard list
17:12 < JFDkthx> i get that on fridays.
17:12 < DomLS3> have fun with that e. coli
17:12 < abakedapplepie> http://eatslikeaduck.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/Toilet-Sandwich-Screenshot.jpg
17:12 <+layer-eight> * abakedapplepie →  IMAGE/JPEG Document, 39,185 bytes
17:12 < abakedapplepie> lol
17:12 < JFDkthx> DomLS3: botulism
17:12 < DomLS3> that too
17:12 < JFDkthx> we had this discussion already
17:13 < Hatter> someone describe that picture please
17:13 < McDonaldsWiFi> JFDkthx: some say you get botulism from gas station burritos
17:13 < corn266> futurama fry getting a "fresh" egg salad sandwich
17:13 < JFDkthx> McDonaldsWiFi: nah, just aggressive diarrhea
17:14 < abakedapplepie> i eat gas station food on occasion
17:14 < abakedapplepie> my gas station has a sbarro's
17:14 < abakedapplepie> they also sell krispy kreme and a delicious local bagel shop's bagels
17:14 < JFDkthx> mine has a mexican resturaunt so i dont know if that helps or makes it work.
17:14 < abakedapplepie> lol
17:14 < Hatter> Are there any fun video games to play?
17:15 < JFDkthx> i ate at a truck stop mexican rest. that was really fucking bad
17:15 < JFDkthx> Hatter: you could try quiet mouse.
17:16 < JFDkthx> most young kids like that
17:16 < Hatter> but I'm a grown adult
17:16 < estranger> i get boiled eggs from Wawa which is a gas station
17:16 < Hatter> just about
17:16 < JFDkthx> you act like a child though
17:16 < estranger> well, i did when I lived in wawa land
17:16 < estranger> i miss wawa.
17:16 < JFDkthx> wawa is p nice
17:16 < DomLS3> Hatter: There's a game called step off a very high bridge and see if you survive. You should try it
17:16 < estranger> its damn nice, son
17:16 <+hxcsp> our gas stations have churches chicken
17:17 <+hxcsp> because this is the south
17:17 < estranger> yum
17:17 < JFDkthx> the deep south
17:17 < Hatter> DomLS3: what if I really did, how would you feel?
17:17 < JFDkthx> heeeeee heeeeee
17:17 <+hxcsp> JFDkthx: no those gas stations have tacos
17:17 < estranger> i cant find good bbq or fried chicken here.. kinda surprised
17:17 < DomLS3> Hatter: Delighted
17:17 < Hatter> you don't mean that
17:17 < DomLS3> ...
17:17 < DomLS3> JFDkthx: Tell Hatter if I really mean it or not
17:18 < JFDkthx> Hatter: im delighted to tell you that he means it
17:18 < Hatter> I think we all see through this phony toughguy act
17:18 < JFDkthx> i dunno DomLS3 does have a corvette
17:19 < corn266> And corvette owners can either whoop your ass or break their hip walking down stairs
17:19 < JFDkthx> enough of this prefabcake
17:19 < estranger> that new zr1 is ballsnasty
17:19 < DomLS3> luckily I've broken 0 hips so that only leaves one option
17:20 < JFDkthx> corn266: new of an old man dying of cancer that bought a corvette, he would go into grocery stores and poop himself.
17:20 < DomLS3> estranger: so is that 3 foot wing on the back of it
17:20 < corn266> You're all out of ass to kick..
17:20 < corn266> JFDkthx: and that old man's name? DomLS3
17:20 < JFDkthx> it was when i was living in TN
17:20 < JFDkthx> it's possible
17:20 < estranger> i still got my sights on a gtr instead though... not very near sights though :)
17:21 < DomLS3> GTR is slow
17:21 < DomLS3> and heavy
17:21 < DomLS3> you have to put thousands of dollars in it to make it fast
17:21 < Hatter> oh wtf did someone mention a car
17:21 < Hatter> now we have to listen to this boring tripe again for 15 minutes
17:21 < DongServer> yoyo
17:21 < DomLS3> Hatter: You don't ever have to listen to this boring tripe again if you do as I suggested and play the bridge game
17:22 < khelpw> Hatter: let's just talk fountain pens instead.
17:22 < Hatter> khelpw: I'm kinda into that
17:22 < estranger> its like 3sec 0-60.. plenty fast as a daily driver
17:22 < DomLS3> ban
17:22 < Hatter> khelpw: I have a $120 on my desk per your recommendation
17:22 < DomLS3> ban this motherfucker
17:22 < DomLS3> now
17:22 < Hatter> khelpw: also a leather folder for meetings
17:22 < khelpw> Classy. I just picked up a karas kustoms fountain K mini not too long ago in solid copper
17:22 < Hatter> khelpw: url
17:22 < khelpw> glad I got the mini, full size would weigh a pound and a half
17:23 < khelpw> http://karaskustoms.com/pens/fountain-k-mini.html they're on clearance pricing too
17:23 <+layer-eight> * khelpw →  Karas Kustoms Fountain K Mini
17:23 < khelpw> and I think you can still stack the 15% off code on those
17:23 < Hatter> they look a bit stubby
17:23 < khelpw> I got mine with the 1.9mm nib and can't honestly suggest that, unless like me you're _really_ devoted to that stub lyfe.
17:23 < Hatter> I don't think I'd like that
17:24 < khelpw> Shit's wide af.
17:24 < estranger> only pen i carry is my tactical pen
17:24 < khelpw> but if you've got ink that shades really well, it can be pretty nice. My go-to in that pen so far has been irushizuku fuyu-syogun
17:24 < tsarbomba> lolwat is domls3 acting as if?
17:24 < estranger> write well, and I can stab a motherfucker with it
17:25 < Hatter> khelpw: what's that pen they talked about on the Larry Sanders show?
17:25 < tsarbomba> you've gotta appreciate the sheer chickenshittedness of someone who talks tough from behind an irc mask
17:25 < khelpw> IDK, never seen that show.
17:25 < tsarbomba> something you don't see often these days
17:25 < DomLS3> tsarbomba: I talk no differently in person
17:25 < tsarbomba> whenever i need to assemble a posse of truly badass individuals i go to freenode first
17:26 < Hatter> khelpw: oh it was a phantas, are those still cool?
17:26 < programmerq> tsarbomba▸ that's pretty much why I'm here too
17:26 < tsarbomba> see, programmerq gets it
17:26 < estranger> wait are we being serious? are we fighting?
17:26  * estranger puts on his robe and wizard's hat
17:26 < tsarbomba> s/fighting/having a retard slapfight
17:26 < khelpw> The Danitrio? bit gaudy for me.
17:26 <+layer-eight> [SED tsarbomba/estranger] wait are we being serious? are we having a retard slapfight?
17:26 < DomLS3> estranger: tsarbomba is mad because he's an aerospace engineer and got rekt by me on facts
17:26  * programmerq puts on his chewbacca costume
17:26 < Hatter> tsarbomba: woah I can't tell who you're insulting right now
17:26 < tsarbomba> nothing more serious than sperg-on-sperg violence
17:26 < DomLS3> so now he holds a grudge
17:26 < estranger> im a fake engineer and I have the best facts.
17:27 < tsarbomba> hatter, that's how you know it's working
17:27 < DomLS3> estranger: he said the SR-71 came out in the 1940's
17:27 < DomLS3> rofl
17:27 < Hatter> hahhaahahahahahhahaah
17:27 < Hatter> AS IF
17:27 < estranger> <insert sr71 copypasta here>
17:27 < tsarbomba> it's like the sting of the icy hot that some high school bully put in your boxers while you were trying to climb a rope in gym class
17:28 < estranger> anyone remember Icy Hot Stuntaz??
17:28 < programmerq> DomLS3▸ everyone knows it came out in the 1930s, lol
17:28 < DomLS3> programmerq: I would have guessed the mid 1800's
17:28 < DomLS3> xD
17:28 < tsarbomba> is that like the rule 34 of topical analgesics, estranger?
17:28 < programmerq> whew, you got the joke and I didn't get kicked for trolling. yay!
17:28 < tsarbomba> i've also seen a "head-on" porno
17:29 < Hatter> estranger: wasn't that just 3 white guys sitting in front of a truck, clearly influenced by ethnic music?
17:29 < estranger> the chinese defeated ghangis khan with their sr71
17:29 < tsarbomba> i won't spoil the ending but something does get applied directly to the forehead
17:29 < tsarbomba> estranger, and their big beautiful wall
17:29 < estranger> Hatter, NO man they each had their own SWEET rides.  FLAME had a trans am anyone would be jelly of
17:29 < Hatter> oh you know their names, weird
17:29 < tsarbomba> rollin' in an IROC
17:30 < DongServer> dub dub
17:31 < DongServer> `seen cryptic1 cryptic1
17:31 < DomLS3> the bot doesn't work
17:31 < DomLS3> it's a piece of shit
17:31 < DongServer> `seen cryptic1
17:31 < corn266> `sjw
17:31 <+layer-eight> corn266, you're a xenophobic, elitist, greedy, rapist!
17:31 < DongServer> brukehn
17:31 < DongServer> `lucky
17:31  * layer-eight points a 6 chamber revolver with one round loaded at DongServer, and spins (6 slots remaining)
17:31  * layer-eight shoots DongServer in the foot
17:31 < DomLS3> `lucky
17:32 < JFDkthx> F
17:32  * DongServer shot up
17:32 < DomLS3> millerboss you son of a bitch
17:32 < corn266> ain't your lucky day DongServer
17:32 < corn266> `lucky
17:32  * layer-eight points a 6 chamber revolver with one round loaded at corn266, and spins (6 slots remaining)
17:32 <+layer-eight> *click* - Looks like you get to live another day corn266
17:32 < DongServer> `lucky
17:32  * layer-eight points a 6 chamber revolver with one round loaded at DongServer, and spins (6 slots remaining)
17:32 <+layer-eight> *click* - Looks like you get to live another day DongServer
17:32 < JFDkthx> you have a 50% chance to die
17:32 < JFDkthx> each time
17:32 < corn266> DomLS3: fite me on donger
17:32 < JFDkthx> it either shoots you, or it doesnt.
17:33 < JFDkthx> the 6 chamber thing is a lie
17:33 < tsarbomba> (((layer-eight)))
17:33 < DongServer> lay8 is a god
17:33 < Hatter> what's with bot commands invoke with `
17:33 < Hatter> I don't care for that
17:34 < JFDkthx> i like it
17:34 < JFDkthx> its diffrint
17:34 < DongServer> `help
17:34 <+layer-eight> DongServer I have messaged you my instructions. Be gentle.
17:34 < JFDkthx> `bang
17:34 < Heresiarch> Hatter: because using . as a command delimiter is problematic in a language that includes ellipses.
17:34 < corn266> frick
17:34 < Hatter> well that SEEMS like a pretty good answer
17:34 < Hatter> but I'm still unsatisfied
17:35 < JFDkthx> `chuck
17:35 <+layer-eight> Chuck Norris: Question:  Which of the following is most likely to occur? a) Having a threesome with two hot women b) Winning the lottery c) Discovering $10 billion of gold d) Kicking Chuck Norris' ass   Answer:  Don't know about the first three, but it's sure as shit that "d" will NEVER fucking happen.
17:35 < DongServer> `flip cryptic1
17:35 <+layer-eight> DongServer, your coin landed on Tails → you picked Heads → you are the ↓ Loser
17:35 < Heresiarch> Hatter: ...that's not likely to be fixed by modifications to an IRC bot.
17:35 < DongServer> `flip
17:35 <+layer-eight> DongServer, your coin landed on Heads → you picked Tails → you are the ↓ Loser
17:35 < JFDkthx> thats a lame joke
17:35 < DongServer> `apocalypse
17:35 <+layer-eight> Apocalypse Clock is currently set to 11:58 PM
17:35 < DomLS3> ok guys... shall we have another day of "in the ass" jokes
17:36 < corn266> when was the last time the apocalypse clock was moved?
17:36 < corn266> 9/11?
17:36 < DomLS3> corn266: 2017
17:36 < DongServer> `shower-though
17:36 < DongServer> `shower-thought
17:36 <+layer-eight> Shower Thought → You don't realize how small handwriting can be until you're allowed a 1 page cheat sheet on your final
17:36 < DomLS3> well, january of this year it moved to 2 minutes but before that it moved sometime in 2017
17:36 < ebol4> that's actually the worst shower thought i've ever heard
17:36 < DomLS3> `shower-thot
17:36 < DomLS3> awww
17:36 < DomLS3> I was hoping it was going to send me a pic of a bitch in the shower
17:36 < DongServer> `bg
17:36 <+layer-eight> You are going to have to give me something to work with, DongServer
17:37 < Hatter> have you guys ever seen an issue with drupal based sites display korean text inexplicably
17:37 < Hatter> displaying
17:37 < ebol4> sounds more like the user's PC fucking up unicode or something
17:37 < Hatter> it's happening on many machines and mobile devices
17:37 < ebol4> weird
17:37 < DomLS3> nobody help Hatter
17:38 < corn266> h ere you go DomLS3 http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7934/3033/1600/DSCN4494.jpg
17:38 <+layer-eight> * corn266 →  IMAGE/JPEG Document, 136,300 bytes
17:39 < DomLS3> corn266: ban for beastiality
17:39 < corn266> rip
17:39 < tsarbomba> lol hatter was hax0red https://www.drupal.org/sa-core-2018-002
17:39 < Hatter> I was not!
17:39 < Hatter> we've patched that
17:40 < tsarbomba> did you use the korean patch
17:40 < Hatter> it's just some shitty code or misconfiguration from our webdevs
17:40 < Hatter> pretty funny
17:40 < Heresiarch> but did you patch for this? https://www.drupal.org/sa-core-2018-004
17:40 < tsarbomba> check tha something isn't configured for utf16
17:41 < dragonfleas> is reddit down?
17:41 < tsarbomba> These patches will only work if your site already has the fix from SA-CORE-2018-002 applied. (If your site does not have that fix, it may already be compromised.)
17:41 < tsarbomba> PWNED
17:41 < Heresiarch> dragonfleas: only for you
17:41 < dragonfleas> reddit down boys :'(
17:41 < tsarbomba> reddit isn't down, dragonfleas. it's just reached maximum inanity.
17:41 < Hatter> looks like utf-8 everywhere
17:42 < dragonfleas> "Sorry, we have failed you. Try refreshing!"
17:42 < dragonfleas> Our team of robot monkey overlords are currently looking into the issue.
17:43 < ebol4> lol xD
17:44 < dragonfleas> ummmm
17:45 < dragonfleas> i can still visit old.reddit.com
17:45 < dragonfleas> is my account borked?
17:45 < dragonfleas> WOAH REDDIT REDESIGN
17:45 < dragonfleas> WTF
17:46 < tsarbomba> u got shadowbant
17:46 < tsarbomba> may as well use voat now
17:46 < dragonfleas> what is this new reddit
17:46 < dragonfleas> wtf
17:47 < dragonfleas> i hate it
17:47 < DomLS3> dragonfleas: what are you talking about
17:47 < DomLS3> reddit looks fine
17:48 < dragonfleas> blob:https://imgur.com/1b9c9a90-c941-4ea7-8d8e-c53184783ec2
17:48 < dragonfleas> https://i.imgur.com/KMsFC1c.png
17:48 <+layer-eight> * dragonfleas →  IMAGE/PNG Document, 162,129 bytes
17:48 < dragonfleas> wtf is this
17:48 < mrghostman> that looks like ass
17:49 < dragonfleas> "Ads are inserted directly into a sub, and are made to look like posts from users. These are treated as 'static' ads, and currently ad-blockers do not remove/hide them."
17:49 < tsarbomba> risky click of the day
17:49 < dragonfleas> fucking bye bye reddit, time to use voat
17:51 < Zrane> But voat is hot garbage.
17:52 < tsarbomba> i hear kenrin likes voat
17:54 < dragonfleas> voat is garbage, but reddit better fucking fix this redesign before the whole website user-base riots
17:54 < DomLS3> dragonfleas: people said that about facebook when Timeline became a thing
17:54 < DomLS3> people still used it and got used to it
17:54 < DomLS3> moral of the story: change isn't going to cause an uprising that's going to cause them to lose users.
17:54 < tsarbomba> lol
17:55 < tsarbomba> you are vastly overestimating the capability for independent though demonstrated by the vast majority of reddit users
17:55 < tsarbomba> +t
17:56 < xtensive> anyone remember Digg?!
17:56 < JK-47> the myspace of reddit?
17:57 < xtensive> for the size of their userbase, that was pretty spectacular
17:59 < dragonfleas> remember when myspace died because they redesigned and took away customization
17:59 < dragonfleas> yeah DomLS3 you don't know what you're talking about
18:00 < dragonfleas> timeline actually wasn't that significant of a change, more like added features on top of the preexisting ones.
18:01 < DomLS3> dragonfleas: myspace died because of facebook you fool
18:01 < DomLS3> not because of design change
18:01 < dragonfleas> DomLS3, that's conjecture
18:01 < DomLS3> ...
18:02 < catbeard> Tom left us
18:02 < dragonfleas> it was a combination of both, primarily people in my generation started moving over whenever they realized that myspace took away their freedoms
18:02 < catbeard> that little fucker
18:02 < xtensive> let's all go to thoof.com
18:02 < dragonfleas> Tom, that rat bastard.
18:02 < dragonfleas> let's all go to cryptic1backto.work
18:02 < catbeard> move all your friends to fetlife
18:02 <+TuxedoJack> There's nothing quite like creeping out the tier 1s by pasting pictures of Freaky Fred from Courage the Cowardly Dog into Slack and saying that you've been... NAUGHTY.
18:02 < catbeard> see who stays
18:03 < DomLS3> it had nothing to do with the design
18:03 < DomLS3> tom sold myspace
18:03 < Heresiarch> TuxedoJack: ...in fairness, that is kinda creepy.
18:03 < catbeard> fetlife, came for the tits, stayed because daddy told me to
18:04 < Heresiarch> catbeard: ...wouldn't that be backward in the case of fetlife?
18:06 <+TuxedoJack> Heresiarch: considering the Barracuda admins are asking me to hunt some spammers down to their personal phones, I think it's perfectly justified
18:06 < corn266>  /has/ to be cryptic1's fault
18:07 < Heresiarch> TuxedoJack: ...what's that got to do with the T1s?
18:07 < xtensive> dragonfleas, why have you done this?
18:07 < corn266> The T1s are the spammers
18:07 < dragonfleas> xtensive, done what
18:08 <+TuxedoJack> Heresiarch: the tier 1s are scared of me when I'm... NAUGHTY. The Barracuda admins are asking me to be... NAUGHTY. I can't resist posting that picture in #general in internal Slack when they do so
18:09 <+TuxedoJack> It's oddly apropos
18:09 < Heresiarch> ROFL
18:09 < Heresiarch> Fair play.
18:10 <+TuxedoJack> "A spammer sent some mail today. You unsubscribed and went away. The spam kept coming, all through the day... and that's why I was... NAUGHTY."
18:10 < voidstar> http://memecrunch.com/meme/BFETT/pam-poovey-wildly-inappropes/image.jpg
18:10 <+layer-eight> * voidstar →  IMAGE/JPEG Document, 0 bytes
18:11 < admiralspark> so
18:12 < admiralspark> hypothetical question
18:12 < DongServer> let's bork
18:12 < vavkamil> wow that nginx is awesome
18:13 < vavkamil> why I have been using apache so long?
18:13 < admiralspark> if you found a domain where the IT staff was logging in as domain admins. How would you convert their accounts? Remove domain admin from the user and make separate domain admin accounts for each user?
18:13 < admiralspark> Assume a small org so delegated permissions is out of the question
18:14 < Heresiarch> vavkamil: welcome to the new world. Once you work with nginx rewrites/regex, you'll never go back to apache. ;)
18:14 < admiralspark> ^^
18:14 <+TuxedoJack> admiralspark: beat them over the head with an ADB Extended Keyboard II until their brains leaked out their ears and then remove them from both Domain / Enterprise Admins
18:14 < admiralspark> TuxedoJack: but how would you handle their new "other domain admin" accounts?
18:15 < ebol4> my god cisco, can you please keep comands and output consistent between models. i had to write 4 special cases for this script that just logs in and grabs the model and serial numbers
18:15 < admiralspark> For example, logging into ECP to do management things, or running remoteps
18:15 < scwizard> sudo docker run -it docker docker pull docker
18:15 < scwizard> ayyyyyyyyyyyyy lmao
18:16 <+hxcsp> its lunch time
18:16 < Heresiarch> scwizard: ended up finding out how to hack in a laravel app to work in a non-root subdir. Lots of rewrite/location block obnoxiousness.
18:16 <+hxcsp> its whataburger time
18:17 < scwizard> Heresiarch: ahh alright
18:19 < Nightcinder> hey guys
18:19 < Nightcinder> how long will this take?
18:19 < Nightcinder> exchange 2013 CU8 -> CU20
18:19 < admiralspark> 3 days, 2 hours and 47 minutes
18:20 <+TuxedoJack> admiralspark: I'd remove them
18:20 <+TuxedoJack> Granular permissions, man
18:20 < admiralspark> So, I'm talking about people who need domain admin to do their jobs though. There's 5 sysads who are all constantly in servers
18:21 < admiralspark> they use service accounts that arent clones of domain admin (thank god)
18:21 < estranger> run everything through hashicorp vault :D
18:22 < admiralspark> but they can't get interactive sessions, winrm, etc without a domain admin and I'd think they need to have individual accounts
18:22 < admiralspark> hahaha
18:22 < admiralspark> estranger: I've considered it, but most of our shitty apps don't support it
18:22 < estranger> most apps should be able to hook into ldap/ad at least id hope
18:22 < admiralspark> their**. I don't want to associate myself with that mess
18:23 < admiralspark> nah, fam, they have java-based shit piles that do auth via oracle db's
18:24 < estranger> hashicorp works with oracle, and you create custom ddl's to setup/remove perms
18:24 < estranger> and java is still king, i dont foresee that changing anytime soon
18:25 < Heresiarch> devops. On...solaris. Skepticism abounds.
18:26 < corn266> scwizard: waterburger**
18:27 < estranger> as long as vault got the drivers for it should be pretty academic.. even for a solaris admin
18:27 < estranger> maybe i set my expectations too high =)
18:28 < Heresiarch> not thinking of vault specifically (though it might end up being involved). Potential position that claims to want devops styling on a Solaris/Linux set of gear.
18:29 < estranger> ahhh... sparc??
18:29 < scwizard> corn266: ?
18:29 <@JollyRgrs> AND BE A SIMPLLLLLLLLLLEEE KIND OF MAAAAAAN
18:30 < Heresiarch> estranger: dunno. At a guess, probably (or it's x86 and they're still in process of moving to linux)
18:30 < admiralspark> estranger: you're gonna love this. They don't have *access* to the oracle db. The vendor has some deal worked out with oracle, apparently, and as long as the user's direct access is R/O they don't have to pay full licensing
18:30 < Hatter> JollyRgrs: so sick of that song
18:30 <@JollyRgrs> Hatter: why?
18:30 < admiralspark> I feel this is bs all the way down
18:30 < Hatter> JollyRgrs: probably because of my ex
18:30 < tsarbomba> what?
18:30 < admiralspark> s'what I get for volunteering to take a look
18:30 < estranger> admiralspark, oracle licensing strikes again!
18:30 < Heresiarch> JollyRgrs: the original, or the Shinedown cover?
18:30 < tsarbomba> that's the best song skynyrd ever did
18:30 < admiralspark> estranger: yeah :/
18:30 < tsarbomba> like, by a long shot
18:30 < Hatter> isn't it annoying how a lady can ruin a good song?
18:30 < estranger> Heresiarch, yaeh im not sure what is worse anymore these days... sparc or x86 solaris =)
18:30 < tsarbomba> oh, hatter is trolling (poorly) again
18:30 < earnThis> does any have any thoughts on SATA vs SAS HDDS for backup storage? My gut says a large sequential workload like a backup would be better suited for SATA
18:30 < tsarbomba> never mind
18:31 < Hatter> tsarbomba: falsely accused, again
18:31 < Heresiarch> estranger: SPARC. Much, ****much**** harder to get away from than solx86.
18:31 < tsarbomba> s/falsely accused/exceeded my own reach
18:31 <+layer-eight> [SED tsarbomba/Hatter] tsarbomba: exceeded my own reach, again
18:31 < tsarbomba> not for siemens
18:32 < estranger> Heresiarch, exactly! and is this a good thing?
18:32 < Heresiarch> estranger: I'd wager the vast majority of SPARC installs (that aren't in process of migration) are Oracle DBs, which is even worse.
18:32 < Heresiarch> No. Just weighing the position. If it's SPARC, then it'll be a golden handcuffs situation. If they're trying to migrate, then it might be interesting.
18:34 < estranger> yeah I hear ya!
18:35 < estranger> take the job and they can retire their sparc oracle and come to us... then you can use that to parley your skillset and join the darkside and retire early
18:36 < Heresiarch> estranger: heh. If I was gonna do that, I'd skip the middle step and just try to jump on with you guys. :)
18:37 < estranger> lol even outside of us directly there is a really nice job market forming
18:38 < Heresiarch> might be. I'd need some entry-point into the whole mapreduce/hadoop/big data processing ecosystem. I suspect that a recent interview went south because of a lack thereof.
18:39 < estranger> A company comes to us with no experience.. we train them up to ninjas, and then those ninjas end up goign to other companies that are starting to move to us and get paid $$
18:39 < tsarbomba> i heard story daniels did a movie called "golden handcuffs situation"
18:39 < tsarbomba> *stormy
18:39 < DomLS3> "When you queef one time during sex and you find out later on that you're saved in his phone as Queef Latifa"
18:39 < DomLS3> roflmfao
18:40 < Heresiarch> estranger: that'll be down the line. It's questionable whether this position will even work out. :D
18:40 <@JollyRgrs> Heresiarch: it was a live version from skynyrd
18:40 <@JollyRgrs> however, i actually like teh shinedown version as well
18:40 <@JollyRgrs> i'm not usually keen on a lot of the covers like that (korn's brick in the wall i am NOT a fan of)
18:40 < estranger> ill keep my ear to the tracks for stuff in your neck of the woods =)
18:41 < tsarbomba> i dated a girl who was a huge shinedown fan
18:41 < tsarbomba> never did see the appeal
18:41 < Heresiarch> The Skynyrd is ofc definitive, but the Shinedown cover is pretty damn impressive.
18:41 < tsarbomba> but skynyrd's version is a classic
18:41 <@JollyRgrs> tsarbomba: they are a good band
18:41 < DomLS3> shinedown is my favorite band
18:41 < Heresiarch> estranger: muchos danke, good sir!
18:41 <@JollyRgrs> i've only seen them in concert a few times
18:41 < DomLS3> I wish Brent Smith didn't lose his voice though. He can't sing any of the really high notes in any of the songs while singing live
18:41 < DomLS3> tbh, he was a better singer when he was on drugs
18:42 < estranger> ill get you converted over one of these days =)
18:42 < DomLS3> He always differs to the crowd to sing the high notes for him
18:42 <@JollyRgrs> at least he's smart about it
18:43 < estranger> i feel like im having a mild heart attack for the last week, but its on the right side so im not worried.. prob pulled something
18:43 <@JollyRgrs> i haven't seen them in a while though, it was all while he was on drugs i'm pretty sure
18:43 < estranger> or my body is a mirror image of what its supposed to be and im having a heart attack
18:43 < tsarbomba> sometimes the heart can be shifted over
18:43 < tsarbomba> it's a severe condition in and of itself
18:43 < scwizard> does anyone know how to use terraform or similar to create an intance on a cloud provider that supports nested virtualization?
18:43 < DomLS3> estranger: get it checked out. Silent Bob had a 100% blockage and would have died if he didn't go to the hospital.. and he felt no pain in the left side
18:43 < tsarbomba> you'll be dead by supper (j/k)
18:44 < scwizard> google cloud supports it but not via terraform
18:44 < DomLS3> and his only symptoms were dizzyness, a little out of breath
18:44 < DomLS3> sweatys
18:44 <@JollyRgrs> silent bob and his silent heart attack
18:44 < scwizard> azure only supports it on windows O_o
18:44 < estranger> im pretty low risk for a heart attack
18:44 < scwizard> oracle cloud supports it but fuck oracle
18:44 < Heresiarch> scwizard: nested virt, or containers?
18:44 < tsarbomba> i'll occasionally get a "side pain" that i suspect is a pulled rib muscle
18:44 < scwizard> Heresiarch: specifically nested virt. I want to build a virtualbox vagrant box
18:44 < DomLS3> right side pain in the upper abdomen is also relative to the liver
18:44 < tsarbomba> it's like right at the edge of the titty, you see
18:44 < DomLS3> liver or galbladder
18:44 < estranger> normally its just my kidneys that hurt :D
18:45 < scwizard> like how the fuck do i build a virtualbox vagrant box on a comptuer that's not my laptop
18:45 <@JollyRgrs> "my liver, my liver... heh heh... heh heh..."
18:45 < Heresiarch> scwizard: why not build it in a CM, and just roll a normal instance via TF?
18:46 < scwizard> Heresiarch: what's a cm?
18:46 < Heresiarch> scwizard: config mgmt. ansible/puppet/chef/salt
18:46 <@JollyRgrs> what's the appeal of virtualbox if not for simplicity of setting up a VM on your own workstation?
18:46 < scwizard> Heresiarch: on top of what?
18:46 < Heresiarch> scwizard: ...a standard compute instance?
18:46 < scwizard> Heresiarch: what actual compute resource and i building this virtualbox box on?
18:46 < scwizard> Heresiarch: that doesn't work, because you can't run virtual box on a standard compute instance
18:46 < scwizard> because that's nested virtualization
18:47 < scwizard> the freaking program doesn't run
18:47 < scwizard> says "can't run virtualbox inside xen lol sry"
18:47 < tsarbomba> virtualbox supports nesting?
18:47 < tsarbomba> i thought that was one of the (many) reasons people don't use vbox, because it's just not robust enough
18:47 < scwizard> tsarbomba: look i don't know but here's the problem i'm tryin to solve
18:47 < scwizard> i want to build a virtualbox vagrant box on a computer that's not my laptop
18:47 < Heresiarch> scwizard: might be a limitation of xen in specific. If you're on AWS, you might look into the 5-series instances. Those should all be kvm, rather than xen.
18:48 < scwizard> Heresiarch: no it's a limitation of anything that doesn't support nested virtualization
18:48 < estranger> aww man I thought all my meetings were cancelled for today for a second, i was looking at the wrong calendar :(
18:48 <@JollyRgrs> estranger: bummer
18:48 < scwizard> you can't run virutalbox inside a "cloud compute instance" (such as an ec2 instance) because it itself is a virtual machine
18:48 < estranger> for real
18:48 < scwizard> and you can't run a virutal machine insdie a virtual machine
18:48 < scwizard> unless nested virtualization is supported
18:48 < tsarbomba> A/C RETURNS
18:48 < tsarbomba> YESSSSS
18:49 < estranger> turtles all the way down
18:50 < scwizard> Heresiarch: do you follow?
18:50 <@JollyRgrs> scwizard: what is forcing you to use vbox for nested virt?
18:50 < scwizard> JollyRgrs: I'm trying to build a vbox vagrant box
18:50 < scwizard> because that's what our devs use
18:50 <@JollyRgrs> scwizard: you don't understand
18:50 <@JollyRgrs> ok, that's what i needed to know
18:50 <@JollyRgrs> so it is b/c devs say "we use vbox so you need to use vbox"
18:50 < Heresiarch> scwizard: I do, but I'm not real sure if there's much to do about that (aside from find an alternative in vagrant).
18:51 < scwizard> JollyRgrs: nono i'm not using vbox in production
18:51 < scwizard> JollyRgrs: this is just so that I can keep their development env up to date
18:51 <@JollyRgrs> right...
18:51 <@JollyRgrs> but what is forcing them to use vbox at all?
18:51 < Heresiarch> scwizard: still not wanting to use docker (even in vagrant)?
18:51 < scwizard> JollyRgrs: vbox is the most well supported thingy in vagrant
18:51 <@JollyRgrs> import those vdisks to KVM
18:51 <@JollyRgrs> oh, i dunno nuff about vagrant
18:52 < scwizard> it's just like
18:52 < scwizard> i didn't think it would be so hard
18:52 < scwizard> to build a vbox box
18:52 < scwizard> like i can do it on my laptop fine but
18:52 <@JollyRgrs> but you're trying to do something high level (virtualized virtualization) with a "consumer" type quality virt
18:52 < Heresiarch> vbox is kinda...old and clanky at this point, tho...
18:52 < sideup66> Felda felda.io should play trololol
18:52 < sideup66> Haven't heard him in a bit
18:52 < sideup66> :)
18:53 < scwizard> JollyRgrs: it doesn't NEED to be virtualized virt
18:53 < scwizard> like a bare metal server that's available on demand would also work
18:53 < tsarbomba> < scwizard> JollyRgrs: vbox is the most well supported thingy in vagrant
18:53 < tsarbomba> that does not give me confidence in vagrant
18:53 <@JollyRgrs> but virtualized is always preferred :P
18:53 <@JollyRgrs> tsarbomba: lol, ikr?
18:53 <@JollyRgrs> it was prob made by devs who used vbox for their dev environment
18:53 < scwizard> JollyRgrs: well the thing is, people aren't lining up to sell bare metal servers by the hour
18:53 < tsarbomba> lol
18:54 < Heresiarch> scwizard: even if they were, the cost would be ridiculous relative to the value you're getting. Can you not get them moved over to docker in vagrant?
18:55 < scwizard> hmm
18:55 < scwizard> maybe
18:55 < scwizard> idk
18:55 < ebol4> why, grubhub, another $12 off coupon? you shouldn't have
18:55 <@JollyRgrs> ebol4: pointless
18:56 <@JollyRgrs> i got a "free up to $15" coupon from one of those places from co-worker for first-time peoples
18:56 < scwizard> honestly at this point
18:56 < scwizard> it's just the problem itself that is driving me nuts
18:56 <@JollyRgrs> i went to get a sub, and the sub was free, but cost $12 just for delivery after the various charges
18:56 < scwizard> like it's nice to have the power to build a vbox box
18:56 < ebol4> JollyRgrs: that's ridic, grubhub is free delivery for a lot of place, you just tip the driver
18:57 < scwizard> it's really painful to not be able to automate the build of something
18:57 <@JollyRgrs> scwizard: the problem is like you saying "i don't know why i can't next windows 3.1 inside of this notepad.exe process"
18:57 <@JollyRgrs> b/c notepad.exe wasn't meant to... and vbox wasn't meant to do this either
18:57 < Heresiarch> scwizard: *cough* docker-compose *cough*
18:57 <@JollyRgrs> ebol4: i think this was... bite squad or something?
18:57 < scwizard> i mean sure virtualbox wasn't meant to run inside of a virtual machine but
18:58 < scwizard> the whole idea of a virtual machine
18:58 < scwizard> is you're supposed to not notice it's virtual ya know lol
18:58 <@JollyRgrs> the issue is with vbox, not the idea of running nested virtual
18:58 <@JollyRgrs> hyper-v has no problem with that
18:58 <@JollyRgrs> they even made changes to make it more efficient a little while back
18:58 < scwizard> hyperv doesn't run inside ec2 instances either
18:58 <@JollyRgrs> and that's why i run kvm at home?
18:58 < scwizard> or does it
18:58 < scwizard> idk
18:59 < Heresiarch> the answer to nested virt use-cases is process isolation.
18:59 < Hatter>   are burritos good for you?
18:59 <@JollyRgrs> yes
18:59 < Hatter> phew
19:01 < corn266> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXeRB-3nDR8
19:01 <+layer-eight> * corn266 →  YouTube → The Small Faces - Lazy Sunday Afternoon → ⚘ 3,170,909 ↑ 11,253 ↓ 369 ✍ 801
19:01 < Hatter> good tune
19:01 < Hatter> it does promote drug usage though
19:02 < tsarbomba> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7lmAc3LKWM drugs r bad, mmmkay
19:02 <@JollyRgrs> i need to clean up my tabs again
19:02 <+layer-eight> * tsarbomba →  YouTube → Peter Paul & Mary - Puff The Magic Dragon (with Lyrics) → ⚘ 7,002,754 ↑ 29,846 ↓ 1,915 ✍ 3,269
19:02 <@JollyRgrs> up to 76 in FF
19:02 < Hatter> corn266: DId you see The Boat That Rocked? That song was featured well in it
19:02 < Hatter> pretty groovy film
19:02 < corn266> did not but I'll check it out
19:02 < Hatter> do
19:06 < Hatter> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIKi7uUZ6YI
19:06 <+layer-eight> * Hatter →  YouTube → The Boat That Rocked | The Stag Party Scene | The Cast → ⚘ 38,815 ↑ 214 ↓ 4 ✍ 9
19:06 < Hatter> no spoilers in there
19:06 < gnupluslinux> fuck you user
19:06 < gnupluslinux> jfc
19:06 < ebol4> is peter paul one man or is it peter, paul
19:06 < gnupluslinux> asdfkaskldfja;klsdjf
19:07 < gnupluslinux> so fucking full of yourself jfc i dont give a fuck stop being a bitch and let us do our job
19:07 < gnupluslinux> and infact do yours too while you're at it
19:07 < gnupluslinux> asdklfjas;ldf
19:07 < Hatter> woah calm down man
19:07 < tsarbomba> you know you're allowed to murder one end user per year, right?
19:07 < tsarbomba> choose wisely
19:07 < gnupluslinux> oohhh im tempted
19:07 < Rapture> who broke da reddits
19:08 < syere> gnupluslinux: what happened?
19:08 < corn266> printer issues
19:08 < tsarbomba> the incels are attacking reddit. if they can't have it, nobody can.
19:08 < tsarbomba> (this is also the logic they employ when stalking their unknowing female neighbors)
19:08 < gnupluslinux> just soem fucking user breaking standards and procedure and then not doing their part in the first place
19:08 < Gencade> tsarbomba, show the thread
19:08 < Rapture> haha that was odd. Got some completely new reddit UI and now it's back to the old one
19:08 < syere> that never ends well
19:09 < Rapture> but can't login still :(
19:09 < tsarbomba> gencade, not a thread. another incel sub was shut down recently
19:09 < tsarbomba> they mad
19:09 < gnupluslinux> "i need this done" then just dump everything on you expecting it to somehow be part of our shit when they havent done shit on their end
19:09 < Gencade> I thought there was only one of those
19:09 < tsarbomba> there are like 40
19:09 < Gencade> what got shut down this time tsarbomba
19:09 < gnupluslinux> who the fuck do you think you are gdamn
19:09 < tsarbomba> look at the right side of r/incels
19:09 < tsarbomba> they may not have even updated their list, so the banned one might still be in there
19:09 < tsarbomba> although it's not like an incel reddit mod has anything better to do than keep his shit maintained
19:09 < Gencade> says that subreddit is banned tsarbomba
19:09 < tsarbomba> what's he gonna do, go out and get laid?
19:10 < tsarbomba> oh sorr
19:10 < tsarbomba> r/mgtow
19:10 < tsarbomba> is where the list is
19:10 < tsarbomba> incels is the banned one
19:10 < corn266> kek tsarbomba what a knee slapper
19:10 < tsarbomba> i'll be here all week, corn266
19:10 < sideup66> 💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩
19:10 < Gencade> I just saw the new avengers with the tinder date guys
19:10 < sideup66> All the poop
19:10 < Gencade> must have been good
19:10 < tsarbomba> what did he say?
19:10 < sideup66> Poop. That's what he said
19:10 < tsarbomba> good way to end a date
19:10 < sideup66> Is poop.
19:11 < Heresiarch> Gencade: how many guys did you go with?
19:11 < Gencade> Heresiarch, one girl
19:11 < corn266> gotta keep those reuseable enema kits
19:11 <@NinjaStyle> Gencade: what's his name
19:11 < Gencade> Although I hate super hero movies
19:11 < Gencade> Her name was emily NinjaStyle
19:11 < Heresiarch> Gencade: straightforward and easy to keep track of. Good on ya, though not sure I'd do IW as a first-date movie.
19:11 < Gencade> Wow - just tried to autocomplete emily
19:11 <@NinjaStyle> thats a weird name for a dude
19:11 < Gencade> I need to get off of IRC
19:12 < corn266> MTF NinjaStyle
19:12 <@NinjaStyle> oh gotcha
19:12 < Gencade> Heresiarch, Yeah I haven't see any of the previous movies, and she wanted to go
19:12 < Gencade> corn266, also no
19:12 <@NinjaStyle> Gencade: just fuckin
19:12 < corn266> Gencade: FTM then
19:12 < Gencade> same
19:12 < DomLS3> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wk4ftn4PArg
19:12 < tsarbomba> ninjastyle c'mon you know that we've all talked to male indian tech support reps who called themselves "suzy" or "kate" on the phone
19:12 < Gencade> hey DomLS3, how does it feel to not be #1 anymore
19:12 < tsarbomba> open your mind!
19:13 < tsarbomba> HASHTAG MYNAMEISNOTMYGENDER
19:13 < Gencade> didn't you say you were gonna get it back today DomLS3 ?
19:13 < DomLS3> Gencade: I'm 7 points away lol
19:13 < DomLS3> I'll be #1 today
19:13 < DomLS3> yep
19:13 < Gencade> doubt it
19:13 < corn266> tsarbomba: yea but your genitals are
19:13  * tsarbomba peeks into shorts
19:13 < DomLS3> corn266: #donger
19:13 < tsarbomba> hi. my name is emily. :) :)
19:14 < Gencade> She had fire red hair, and an attitude to match
19:14 < tsarbomba> irish?
19:14 < Gencade> aye
19:14 < tsarbomba> irish girls are the secret weakness of italian men
19:14 < Gencade> Good thing I'm German
19:14 < tsarbomba> we end up dating irish girls who screw us over and then marrying jewish girls
19:14 < tsarbomba> but half the fun is the voyage
19:14 < Heresiarch> s/italian//
19:14 < tsarbomba> heh
19:14 < Gencade> something something journey destination
19:15 <@NinjaStyle> this bot is really garbage at sed
19:15 < Gencade> yeah it is NinjaStyle
19:15 < DomLS3> s/sed/everything
19:15 < tsarbomba> it probably tries to do validation of input in a dumb way
19:15 <@NinjaStyle> oh maybe bot is dead
19:15 < tsarbomba> you can still make it shitspam easily enough
19:15 <@NinjaStyle> good
19:15 < tsarbomba> no it doesn't seem to do a null replace
19:15 < DomLS3> I wish MillerBOSS would go back to the old bot like I suggested
19:15 < DomLS3> but no
19:15 < tsarbomba> unless maybe you need to escape it?
19:15 <@NinjaStyle> s/no/fuck
19:15 < DomLS3> he wants to let it sit here and shit the bed daily
19:15 <+layer-eight> [SED NinjaStyle/tsarbomba] fuck it doesn't seem to do a null replace
19:15 < scwizard> at least docker in docker works great
19:16 < scwizard> even if i'm having these virtutalbox issues
19:16 < tsarbomba> s/fuck /\/
19:16 < scwizard> nest all the things
19:16 <+layer-eight> [SED tsarbomba/NinjaStyle] Gencade: just \in
19:16 < tsarbomba> damnit
19:16 <@NinjaStyle> lol god damn this thing sucks
19:16 < tsarbomba> ^
19:16 < ebol4> s/.*/\1\1\1\1\1\1\1\1\1\1
19:16 < ebol4> s/.*/\1\1\1\1\1\1\1\1\1\1/
19:16 <@NinjaStyle> it doesnt actually do regex
19:16 < DomLS3> it used to do regex
19:16 < gnupluslinux> oh good shit they did doesnt clear legal
19:16 < gnupluslinux> #notmyfuckingproblem
19:17 <@NinjaStyle> i learned that the other day when i tried to do a $ replace
19:17 <@NinjaStyle> then i read the sauce
19:17 < tsarbomba> the eggdrop handled regex just fine
19:17 < tsarbomba> maybe a little too well
19:17 < tsarbomba> bring back layer-eight v1
19:18 <@NinjaStyle> but how is MillerBOSS gonna data mine with layer-eight v1
19:18 < corn266> bring back layer-yourmom
19:19 < Gencade> corn266, nice one
19:19 < corn266> no that was the bot test name
19:19 < felda> new update to felda.io check it out
19:19 < felda> sideup66
19:19 < corn266> welp put on your hazmat suits everyone
19:20 < sideup66> I will when I get a min
19:20 < sideup66> Did I get a post?
19:20 < tsarbomba> layer-yourmom was just the node.js layer-eight in "beta"
19:20 < corn266> noooooooooooo
19:20 < corn266> felda I can't believe you've done this
19:20 <@NinjaStyle> i should fuzz the bot today
19:20 < felda> the new update is cryptic1 used his dns black magic to kill my website
19:20 < sideup66> Felda
19:20 <@NinjaStyle> i dont have shit else to do
19:20 < sideup66> Your site is down
19:20 < tsarbomba> it isn't friday yet is it :(
19:20 < corn266> `yt friday
19:20 < sideup66> :(
19:20 < tsarbomba> felda can't afford an ssl certificate, sideup
19:20 < corn266> nope
19:21 < tsarbomba> he should set up a kickstarter
19:21 < tsarbomba> "SAVE FELDA.IO"
19:21 < sideup66> Felda are you fixing it
19:21 < sideup66> :(
19:21 < felda> yeah but it will be a while
19:21 < Hatter> tsarbomba: I alreayd made that joke this morning mf
19:21 < sideup66> Aww
19:21 < Hatter> sick of this
19:21 < sideup66> So no more meme shitposts
19:21 < felda> i have to setup the webserver
19:21 < felda> and then I have to setup pfsense so you HEATHENS can't get to my network
19:21 < tsarbomba> (already there)
19:22 < corn266> APT online
19:22 < tsarbomba> you have some edgy porn on your USB drive, felda
19:22 < tsarbomba> what is this tipofthespear.mpeg GOOD GOD MY EYES
19:22 < admiralspark> felda: I bet you don't even have internet, you're using a smoke-signal based irc client
19:23 < Hatter> someone describe tipofthespear.mpeg in  a sfw summary
19:23 < Hatter> I'm not familiar
19:23 < tsarbomba> felda is chatting in binary using two wires and a 3V DC power source
19:23 < sideup66> Felda I thought pfsense was already up
19:24 < Heresiarch> Hatter: it is beautiful love-making between two well-endowed gentlemen.
19:24 < Hatter> ewwww!
19:24 < Hatter> oh, sorry
19:25 < rhqq> xD
19:25 < Heresiarch> Hatter: one of them has an extensive beard, and is using to clean the other.
19:26 < Hatter> alright come on, I've just had a burrito
19:26 < sideup66> Also felda I mean If you have felda.io on a pi or VM in the network why you eorried
19:26 < Heresiarch> Hatter: so did they. Heyoooooooooooooooo
19:26 < sideup66> Patch the nix build it's on and be done with it
19:26 < corn266> Heresiarch: I also hear there's sounding with appendages
19:27 < Heresiarch> corn266: yeah, the sound is quite impressive. Very clear - you can hear a lot of depth in the grunting.
19:27 < poplarAVE> lol
19:27 < felda> sideup66 felda.io will be hosted on my Dell R710 running 2016 Hyper-V Core server inside an ubuntu or CentOS VM that sits on my domain VLAN, but the VM only connects to my guest VLAN
19:28 < sideup66> Oh
19:28 <+MillerBOSS> Ha ha data mine, NinjaStyle? Whats this about
19:28 < felda> so I already have the Hyper-V going
19:28 < tsarbomba> it's a vlan. these things can change.
19:28 < sideup66> I have a webserver on my home server, And have people access that lol
19:28 < tsarbomba> kinda the entire point of having vlans
19:28 < felda> I just have to spin up a webserver
19:28 < tsarbomba> i think felda is totally lost setting up a vlan without pfsense
19:28 < sideup66> I mean, it's a patched Debian box
19:28 < sideup66> So not sure if I should go through that overkill for some static pahes
19:29 < sideup66> And put them on a VM within the server, but it already hosts owncloud used to access files
19:29 < felda> I will likely use an Ubuntu VM as that is what I'm most comfortable with
19:29 < tsarbomba> wait. why isn't felda.io already dockerized?
19:29 < felda> tsarbomba because I've never used docker
19:29 < tsarbomba> WHAT KIND OF AMATEUR SHIT IS THIS
19:29 < tsarbomba> containerize all the things!
19:29 < felda> I could put it in a .ZIP file?
19:29 < tsarbomba> >:|
19:30 < Hatter> a zip file he says
19:30 < poplarAVE> i say what in tar-nation
19:33  * poplarAVE hears crickets 
19:33  * MillerBOSS hears butthurt people crying
19:33 < corn266> Careful there poplarAVE, some of those files rar
19:33 < DongServer> buttstung
19:34 < sideup66> Felda I'll host it
19:34 < felda> I mean if you want to I have the backup in a ZIP folder
19:34 < sideup66> Spin up a VM (I have an isolated subnet in my lan :)
19:34 < corn266> MAKE FELDA.IO GREAT AGAIn
19:34 < sideup66> So I can throw it on a VM there, give you chroot access
19:34 < tsarbomba> millerboss, node.js might be a little too complicated. have you considered using LOGO for v3 of your bot?
19:34 < sideup66> And bam
19:34 < poplarAVE> a vlan within a vlan within a vlan don't go too deep or you will never return
19:34 < sideup66> Happy memejng
19:35 < DongServer> lol felda.ie
19:35 < sideup66> Felda do you want me to carry the torch
19:35 < sideup66> Make felda.io great again?
19:35 < corn266> MFGA
19:35 < DongServer> make America white again
19:35 <+MillerBOSS> Yes tsarbomba why not
19:35 < felda> nah I'm gonna do this
19:36 < poplarAVE> what year is it
19:36 < felda> I got some extra hours to get this weekend
19:36 < poplarAVE> what american whites become the minority?
19:36 < poplarAVE> 2027?
19:36 <+MillerBOSS> Since "everyone" meeds to bitch and moan
19:36 < DongServer> whites doing more drugs in 2027
19:36 <+MillerBOSS> And needs
19:36 < DongServer> silent lay
19:37 < DongServer> make goldfish faces
19:37 < tsarbomba> millerboss we're just looking out for you and making sure you stay with a language you're comfortable with
19:37 < tsarbomba> wouldn't want to risk another incident like the TCL Massacre of 2018.
19:37 < tsarbomba> #alwaysforget #neverremember
19:37 < tsarbomba> #botsandprayers
19:37 < sideup66> :(
19:38 < sideup66> Felda sure?
19:38 <+MillerBOSS> I am comfortable with you tsarbomba
19:38 < sideup66> I can spin up a VM at home
19:38 < sideup66> And isolate it
19:38 < felda> yeah
19:38 < felda> I gotta actually create a new VLAN
19:38 < sideup66> Did your pfsense shit the bed?
19:38 < felda> so I can also run my minecraft VM on a VLAN that isn't my Wi-Fi Guest network
19:39 < tsarbomba> settle down with minecraft. you're having difficulty moving a static web site right now.
19:39 < tsarbomba> know your limits.
19:39 < felda> lmao
19:39 < felda> I just said I was shutting it down and haven't even tried to host it yet
19:39 < tsarbomba> mhm
19:40 < felda> oooh gotta spin up a win7 vm so I can host Terraria too
19:40 < DongServer> bitcoin servers
19:40 < sideup66> Heh
19:40 < DongServer> in PROD
19:40 < sideup66> I do that on mine, base home server shit
19:40 < sideup66> Ton of hardware sitting there
19:40 < sideup66> Build up with vms when something needed for something
19:40 < Sarah> WINDOWS IN A VM‽ IT'S THE FUTURE!!!
19:41 <+MillerBOSS> Whats a VM?
19:41 < DongServer> Very mexcian
19:41 <+MillerBOSS> Oh great!
19:41 <+MillerBOSS> With salsa?
19:41 < DongServer> and pinto beans
19:41 <+MillerBOSS> Nice!
19:41 <+MillerBOSS> Are they wet?
19:41 < Hatter> I elect for no beans in my burrito
19:41 < sideup66> 😅💩
19:41 < Hatter> nor sour cream
19:42 < Sarah> MillerBOSS: no but I am
19:42 <+MillerBOSS> Nice Sarah
19:42 < tsarbomba> microsoft decided to reverse course on nested VMs within hyper-v when it turned out that most windows advocates weren't capable of keeping multiple license keys straight
19:42 <+MillerBOSS> Good luck with that
19:42 < sideup66> MillerBOSS:  is this you after eating that? 💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩
19:42 < Hatter> MillerBOSS: Did you receive my suggestion to improve your russian roulette routine?
19:42 <+MillerBOSS> Eat what, her?
19:42 < sideup66> The burrito
19:42 <+MillerBOSS> OH
19:42 <+MillerBOSS> Yeah
19:42 < sideup66> K
19:43 <+MillerBOSS> kdot
19:43 < sideup66> Where's seinfeld
19:43 < sideup66> You slackin
19:43 < jaelae> drop dead microsoft teams
19:43 < tsarbomba> millerboss just had an Uncle Creepy moment. i guess we're just looking past it.
19:43 <+MillerBOSS> I am not
19:43 <+TuxedoJack> Oy, if anyone of you use TuxPE, I could use your advice. If I put a multi-pane file manager in there, would you all use it rather than Explorer?
19:43 <+MillerBOSS> Hatter 👉 No, did you send a ticket?
19:43 <+MillerBOSS> sideup66 👉 yes slackin
19:44 < tsarbomba> #bringbackyt
19:44 < Hatter> MillerBOSS: I suggest you make the russian roulette into a duel mode, like in Deer Hunter, and we could use it to settle minor disputes
19:44 < Hatter> it's not very exciting in its current form
19:44 <+MillerBOSS> I am busy making layer-eight "data mine" more
19:44 < tsarbomba> mine deez
19:44 < corn266> one of my coworkers wants me to configure his .bash_rc to display to poop imoji in the terminal when opened
19:44 < Sarah> #bringbackytmnd
19:44 < DomLS3> MillerBOSS: get busy making layer-eight work properly
19:44 < DomLS3> and also unban me from it, dick
19:44 <+MillerBOSS> Talk to felda DomLS3
19:44 < tsarbomba> there's a direct line from ytmnd to vine.
19:45 < Hatter> MillerBOSS: also I'd like you to write a 'Word of the Day' script like from The Pee Wee Herman show, where it picks a random word, and if someone says it everything freaks out, maybe kicks 5 random people
19:45 < tsarbomba> we don't want another vine.
19:45 <+MillerBOSS> He told me to do it
19:45 < DomLS3> And I'm telling you to un do it
19:45 < DomLS3> I'm more important than felda to you
19:45 < Sarah> ytmnd was the SHIT back in the day
19:45 < tsarbomba> i think all the old ytmnd users are tumblrinas now
19:45 <+MillerBOSS> Hatter 👉 Sure. Let me send you my paypal.me link
19:46 < felda> MillerBOSS we shouldn't abuse DomLS3 so much.  he can probably safely use layer-eight now
19:46 < Sarah> i wasted so much time on that website
19:46 < DomLS3> MillerBOSS: The bond we share with our mutual hate for linuxdood can not be surpassed
19:46 < tsarbomba> no better way to shitpost bad songs from youtube and dumb quotes from the internet
19:46 < tsarbomba> well, except for reddit
19:46 < Hatter> and bash.org
19:46 < Hatter> which I had a hand in creating!
19:46 <+MillerBOSS> `unmute DomLS3
19:46 <+layer-eight> DomLS3 has been unmuted
19:46 < Hatter> ^ bad decision
19:46 <+MillerBOSS> OK felda. Your wish is my command
19:46 < DomLS3> s/bad/great
19:46 <+layer-eight> [SED DomLS3/Hatter] ^ great decision
19:46 < DomLS3> MillerBOSS: NO
19:46 < DomLS3> BAD MILLERBOSS
19:46 < DomLS3> you unmated me because I said so, not felda
19:47 <+MillerBOSS> OK DomLS3. Your wish is my command
19:47 < DomLS3> MillerBOSS: now put felda in timeout and mute him for twice as long as I was muted.
19:47 < felda> thanks MillerBOSS you're great
19:47 < sideup66> Wow
19:47 <+MillerBOSS> PayPal.me/millerboss Hatter Pledge now for new WOD script
19:48 < felda> by the way how does the popularity module work?
19:48  * tsarbomba issues a paypal invoice
19:48 <+MillerBOSS> felda 👉 I have no idea
19:48 < tsarbomba> pledge now for new FYPM functionality
19:48 < felda> `popularity
19:48 <+layer-eight> There is no popularity data for felda
19:48 <+MillerBOSS> Feel free to check the code
19:48 < felda> hrmm
19:48 < felda> `popularity-contest
19:48 <+layer-eight> Popularity for candidate felda has been messaged to you felda
19:48 < felda> :D
19:48 < Hatter> MillerBOSS: prove yourself to me on this one occasion, and the sky is the limit
19:48 <+MillerBOSS> `mute feld4
19:48 <+layer-eight> feld4 has been muted. May there be peace.
19:48 < DomLS3> no
19:48 < DomLS3> no
19:48 < DomLS3> no
19:48 < DomLS3> :@
19:49 < DomLS3> `popularity-contest
19:49 <+layer-eight> Popularity for candidate DomLS3 has been messaged to you DomLS3
19:49 < DomLS3> `popularity
19:49 <+layer-eight> There is no popularity data for DomLS3
19:49 <+MillerBOSS> Hatter 👉 I think I did that already. :P
19:49 <+MillerBOSS> Last night, of course.
19:49 < Hatter> well this time I mean it
19:50 < felda> MillerBOSS did you setup the MySQL database that goes with layer-eight ?
19:50 < Hatter> that paypal address isn't real btw
19:50 < Hatter> I was going to make a payment
19:50 < tsarbomba> `mooseknuckle
19:50 < Hatter> but I don't appreciate my time being wasted
19:50 < tsarbomba> pah. defective bot.
19:50 < linuxdood> cryptic1, still letting the inmates run the asylum?
19:50 <+MillerBOSS> Sqlite I think it was
19:50 < DomLS3> I'm going to make a bot called layer-nine that will trump layer-eight
19:51 <+MillerBOSS> felda 👉 ^
19:51 < corn266> `popularity
19:51 <+layer-eight> There is no popularity data for corn266
19:51 < sadbox> `popularity
19:51 < DongServer> you're trumped
19:51 <+layer-eight> There is no popularity data for sadbox
19:51 < sadbox> rewd
19:51 <@cryptic1> ?
19:51 <@cryptic1> Busy working
19:51 < rhqq> cryptic1: get back to work
19:51 < Hatter> I'm pretty popular, but I'm worried it's for the wrong reasons
19:51 < DongServer> cryptic1 doesn't work
19:51 < DongServer> hardly working
19:51 < sideup66> U muted DomLS3
19:51 < sideup66> And haven't kicked felda
19:52 < sideup66> Wtf
19:52 < Sousapro> time for some smooth jams https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6g4dkBF5anU
19:52 <+layer-eight> * Sousapro →  YouTube → One Hour of Cisco CallManager Default Hold Music → ⚘ 1,242,263 ↑ 7,010 ↓ 248 ✍ 1,766
19:52 < sideup66> And linuxdood is here
19:52 < sideup66> The shif
19:52 < sideup66> Shit
19:52 < sideup66> Man
19:52 < DomLS3> ban linuxdood
19:52 < DomLS3> now
19:52 < DomLS3> !
19:52 < asimon> MillerBoss why do you and layer-eight always use weird characters in your messages
19:52 < sideup66> So it begins...
19:52 < linuxdood> what i do?
19:52 < corn266> linuxdood helps out though
19:52 < linuxdood> corn266, +++
19:52 < sadbox> sideup66: I have somehow not been banned
19:52 < DomLS3> but his advice is dumb
19:52 < sadbox> despite my lack of helping
19:52 < DomLS3> he knows nothing about anything
19:52 < sadbox> well, that's a lie
19:52 < DomLS3> he's a complete moron
19:52 < Sousapro> has anyone played the new battletech PC game yet?
19:52 < sadbox> someone had a question about CDNs the other day
19:52 <@cryptic1> cannot talk right now behind on work
19:52 < corn266> linuxdood what's 2 + 2
19:52 < sadbox> and I actually answered that
19:52 < Hatter> cryptic1: what kinda things are working on?
19:52 < linuxdood> corn266, 5 of course
19:53 < DongServer> cryptic1 delegate
19:53 < corn266> See DomLS3 accurate advice as always
19:53 < Hatter> I've been skipping a lot of words lately, am I losing my mind?
19:53 <@cryptic1> to who?
19:53 < DomLS3> my advice is spot on
19:53 < DongServer> hire a jr sys admin
19:53 < tsarbomba> https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dc2oeehXcAASmq4.jpg
19:53 < DomLS3> cryptic1: freenode disconnected me and I lost my v :'(
19:53 <+layer-eight> * tsarbomba →  IMAGE/JPEG Document, 28,393 bytes
19:53  * DomLS3 applies for chanserv +v
19:53 < tsarbomba> everybody BACK TO WORK
19:53 < tsarbomba> NO EXCETIONS, CRYPTIC1
19:53 < DongServer> werkx
19:54 < DomLS3> s/exetions/exeptions
19:54 < DomLS3> uh
19:54 < corn266> cryptic1: freenode disconnected me and I lost my op status :'(
19:54 < DongServer> lol
19:54 < DomLS3> s/EXETIONS/exeptions
19:54 < DomLS3> uh
19:54 < linuxdood> corn266, you didnt pay your loot box fee
19:54 < DongServer> exceptions
19:54 < Heresiarch> tsarbomba: "back"? I haven't been working for some time now...
19:54 < DomLS3> s/EXCETIONS/exceptions
19:54 <+layer-eight> [SED DomLS3/tsarbomba] NO exceptions, CRYPTIC1
19:54 < sadbox> s/EXETIONS/EXCRETIONS/
19:54 < corn266> I gave it to the girl scout selling thin mints for $3.50 though
19:54 < DomLS3> there we go
19:54 < Hatter> Heresiarch: is that why you're so moody?
19:54 < sadbox> dang it DomLS3
19:54 < sadbox> s/exceptions/EXCRETIONS/
19:54 <+layer-eight> [SED sadbox/DongServer] EXCRETIONS
19:54 < sadbox> rip
19:54 < sadbox> me
19:55 <@cryptic1> D:
19:55 < Heresiarch> Hatter: I'm only moody for you, darling. Your ravenous charisntma is just too much for me.
19:55 < sideup66> Where's Wannabejrsysadm
19:55 < DomLS3> s/D:/+v
19:55 <+layer-eight> [SED DomLS3/cryptic1] +v
19:55 < linuxdood> sideup66, yeah domsl is like shoh, everyone hates him
19:55 < DomLS3> s/D:/sets mode +v DomLS3
19:55 <+layer-eight> [SED DomLS3/cryptic1] sets mode +v DomLS3
19:55 < sideup66> O
19:56 < sideup66> /s/mode poop
19:56 < linuxdood> Hatter, Heresiarch is always moody
19:56 < linuxdood> Hatter, hes kinda like .bofh
19:56 < sideup66> Where's the other guy who is always angry
19:56 < DomLS3> linuxdood: says the person who actually had people vote to ban him from the channel and it got passed
19:56 < Hatter> linuxdood: Yes I didn't think it was just me. He also seems to jump at any chance to white knight for the feminist cause, at inappropriate times. What's up with tha t?
19:56 < Heresiarch> linuxdood: WHERE'S MAH DAMN ANSIBLE PLAYBOOKS :D
19:56 < linuxdood> Hatter, \0/ you know everyone has to have a cause
19:56 < linuxdood> Heresiarch, :D
19:57 < linuxdood> DomLS3, you and miller and ur dumb fuck dr giblets dont count...
19:57 <+MillerBOSS> Hatter 👉 Sorry wrong info. paypalme@millerboss.com
19:57 < DomLS3> linuxdood: it counted enough for an OP of this channel to ban you because we said to
19:57 < Gencade> oh look, it's linuxdood and DomLS3 in the same lines of chat
19:57 < DomLS3> I think that counts
19:57 < sideup66> Oh
19:57 < Gencade> you guys gonna fight?
19:57 < Hatter> MillerBOSS: well I'm not about to doxx myself
19:57 < sideup66> It begins
19:57 < linuxdood> Gencade, did someone let you out of the sand box?
19:58 < Gencade> linuxdood, yes, cryptic1 did
19:58 < linuxdood> Gencade, go back to eating sand
19:58 <@cryptic1> what are you guys talking about?
19:58 < Heresiarch> cryptic1: flirting.
19:58 < Gencade> despite your preconception of how nutritious sand may be, with all its minerals
19:58 < sideup66> cryptic1: kick felda (pfsense
19:58 < Gencade> it is actually a good way to kill yourself
19:58 < sideup66> )
19:58 < sideup66> Pfsense
19:58 < sideup66> Pfsense
19:58 < sideup66> Pfsense
19:58 < sideup66> Pfsense
19:58 <+MillerBOSS> Hatter 👉 Then do you want send coins? :P
19:58 < sideup66> Pfsense
19:58 < Gencade> sideup66, stop flooding
19:58 < corn266> Gencade: the real nutrition comes from the cat shit
19:59 < linuxdood> DomLS3, does anyone even listen to you, and cryptic1 said it was a joke... so im not sure what i missed? does anyone even take you seriously? i mean you are the plague on this channel, im pretty sure we could easily take a vote to get ur cum stained breathe banned
19:59 < DomLS3> cryptic1: we need anything petition to ban linuxdood carried out
19:59 < Gencade> corn266, have you confirmed this personally?
19:59 < felda> cryptic1 pls stop this madman sideup66
19:59 < tsarbomba> i need an adult :(
19:59 < DomLS3> linuxdood: he had to say it was a joke because you got so fuckin butthurt about it
19:59 < felda> he is going through withdrawals since you took down www.felda.io
19:59 < Gencade> wow guys relax
19:59 < DomLS3> truth is that was REAL and nobody wants you in this channel
19:59 < Gencade> tsarbomba, I'm an adult ;)
19:59 <+MillerBOSS> Maybe I need to make a page like SocksPls has
19:59 < corn266> Gencade: Not on cat shit but someone left their snicker bars in the sandbox and those were pretty filling
19:59 <+MillerBOSS> Hatter 👉 ^
19:59 < Gencade> yummy corn266 now im hungry
19:59 < DomLS3> I mean you didn't even come back after being unbanned for like 2 weeks
19:59 < Hatter> I enjoy linuxdood and I'm on his side
19:59 < Gencade> thanks for that
19:59 < xtensive> what's SocksPls page MillerBOSS ?
19:59 < DomLS3> because yuou were so salty
20:00 <+MillerBOSS> DomLS3 👉 Why is he here?
20:00 < tsarbomba> < sideup66> Where's the other guy who is always angry
20:00 <+MillerBOSS> xtensive 👉 Let me search my "data mined" info AKA logs!
20:00 < DomLS3> MillerBOSS: idk
20:00 < linuxdood> Hatter, heh
20:00 < tsarbomba> you must mean millebrew, sideup
20:00 < DomLS3> but he needs to begonethot
20:00 < tsarbomba> i think he works graveyard
20:00 < xtensive> 👉 zoop
20:00 < Gencade> you know who I can't stand guys?
20:00 < DomLS3> Gencade: linuxdood
20:00 <+DomLS3> clearly
20:01 < sadbox> Gencade: is it me
20:01 < Gencade> Psi-Jack, and xamithan
20:01 <+DomLS3> nobody can stand him
20:01 <+DomLS3> wat
20:01 <+DomLS3> MillerBOSS!
20:01 < sideup66> Oh it's TuxedoJack
20:01 < linuxdood> Gencade, oh now i an agree onthat fir psi-jack
20:01 < Gencade> hey gimme +v
20:01 <+DomLS3> <3 bb
20:01 <+felda> :O
20:01 < Gencade> linuxdood, right?  he's a little bitch
20:01 <+DomLS3> no take felda's away
20:01 < linuxdood> Gencade, not just a little one
20:01 <+DomLS3> he doesn't deserve it
20:01 <@cryptic1> who is trolling?
20:01 < linuxdood> Gencade, hes a huge cum stain on DomLS3 mothers dress
20:01 < Gencade> oooo
20:01 <+DomLS3> cryptic1: that guy ^
20:01 <+MillerBOSS> cryptic1 👉 You are trolling
20:01 <+DomLS3> ban him
20:01 <+felda> cryptic1 it was sideup66 and DomLS3 creating trouble in the neighborhood
20:01 <+MillerBOSS> ZOMG
20:02 < felda> listen here honkey I deserve that +v
20:02 < Heresiarch> heh
20:02 < sadbox> rip
20:02 < Gencade> dont ban mer
20:02 < DomLS3> linuxdood needs to be used to set an example
20:02 < Gencade> me*
20:02 < linuxdood> hahahaaaaaaaaaaa
20:02 < sideup66> Um
20:02 < linuxdood> more like DomLS3 needs to stfu
20:02 < sideup66> Loooool
20:02 < linuxdood> and go eat a bag of d!cks
20:02 < Gencade> cryptic1, can I have op
20:02 < Gencade> I'll sort this out
20:02 < DomLS3> snowflakes will not be tolerated
20:02 < Hatter> since when do the fancy new +v system give way to rewarding beggars?
20:02 < Gencade> force them to fight in #donger
20:02 < Hatter> it's embarrassing
20:02 < linuxdood> cryptic1, way to go on the -v, exactly waht should happen
20:03 < linuxdood> Hatter, +++++++++++++++
20:03 < Heresiarch> Hatter: about two days after the system went into place.
20:03 < linuxdood> Hatter, its a part of the asykum
20:03 < linuxdood> Hatter, you have to be in the "cool club"
20:03 < DomLS3> idiots
20:03 < MillerBOSS> I blame linuxdood
20:03 < DomLS3> the new +v system isn't even working
20:03 < Gencade> DomLS3, relax buddy
20:03 < sideup66> Hatter: it's an ecosystem of crazy
20:03 < DomLS3> because the bot doesn't work
20:03 < sideup66> Oh god
20:03 < sideup66> He's back
20:03 < linuxdood> MillerBOSS, hey listen the adults are talking go back to the kids table
20:03 < Gencade> everyone is so angry in this channel
20:03 < Gencade> feels like ##linux
20:03 < MillerBOSS> linuxdood 👉 I AM AT TEH KIDS TABLE
20:04 < DomLS3> that;s where linuxdood should go ^
20:04 < Gencade> I'm gonna go to the gym
20:04 < DomLS3> somewhere far far away from here
20:04 < Gencade> I expect to have this sorted out
20:04 < linuxdood> MillerBOSS, yeah you and DomLS3 and dr giblets all there by yourselfs
20:04 < Gencade> before I get back
20:04 < linuxdood> MillerBOSS, go eat some more boogers
20:04 < DomLS3> "yourselfs"
20:04 < DomLS3> rofl
20:04 < MillerBOSS> Hey get etc nick straight there
20:04 < DomLS3> fuckin kid can't even use the english language
20:04 < MillerBOSS> s/etc/nick
20:04 < Gencade> fucking*
20:04 < DomLS3> fuckin*
20:04 < MillerBOSS> ffs
20:04 < linuxdood> lmao
20:04 < MillerBOSS> I still blame linuxdood
20:04 < linuxdood> retardville usa
20:04 < Gencade> there's something about having fuckin and kid right next to eachother
20:04 < Gencade> that makes me uncomfortable
20:05 < DomLS3> Gencade: ok Hatter
20:05 < Gencade> I need an adult
20:05 < xtensive> That fuckin kid is on the escalator again!
20:05 < ReverendDS> Me thinks one does protest too much
20:05 < linuxdood> Gencade, none here, well maybe JollyRgrs
20:05 < Hatter> xtensive: mall rats?
20:05 < Gencade> D:
20:05 < xtensive> ye
20:05 < ReverendDS> xtensive - I get that reference and appreciate it.
20:05 < TuxedoJack> Gencade: <Guru> I AM AN ADUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULT </Guru>
20:05 < Hatter> MillerBOSS: maybe a movie trivia bot while you're at it
20:06 < Gencade> TuxedoJack, make the bad people stop
20:06 < MillerBOSS> Yeah good luck with having those all allowed here
20:06 < sideup66> This is good
20:06 < MillerBOSS> I can do it all in say a sub channel, sure Hatter
20:06 < corn266> https://youtu.be/7L4JnAuW00k?t=40
20:06 < sideup66> Pfsense
20:06 <@JollyRgrs> MillerBOSS has the right idea
20:06 < sideup66> Pfsense
20:06 < sideup66> Pfsense
20:06 < sideup66> Pfsenze
20:06 < sideup66> felda:
20:06 < sideup66> Be proud
20:06 < felda> B E G O N E  T H O T
20:06 <@JollyRgrs> a trivia bot, as fun as they are, has no place in this channel
20:06 < MillerBOSS> #reddit-sysadmin-bots
20:06 < Hatter> MillerBOSS: you could perhaps limit some of the communication to notices
20:06 < sideup66> felda: p f s e n s e
20:07 < DomLS3> JollyRgrs: neither does linuxdood, but he's here
20:07 <@JollyRgrs> MillerBOSS: that is a great and awful idea all at the same time (bots channel)
20:07 < linuxdood> JollyRgrs, i could say the same for the rst of the morons here
20:07 < Gencade> linuxdood, what did you get bant for
20:07 < MillerBOSS> OK JollyRgrs
20:07 < sideup66> linuxdood: this place sucjs
20:08 < DomLS3> Gencade: he got bant because people created a petition to ban him for being an idiot
20:08 < sideup66> cryptic1: get in here
20:08 < sideup66> And quiet the inmates
20:08 < DomLS3> and the petition was carried out
20:08 < Gencade> I feel like that may not be the most accurate answer
20:08 < DomLS3> It actually is though
20:08 < linuxdood> sideup66, it always has
20:08 < estranger> I BELONG!
20:08 < felda> sideup66 i hope you are forced to use windows 10 and microsoft implements autoplaying, full volume advertisements for www.felda.io
20:08 < sideup66> Do eeet
20:09 < sideup66> Block em with pihole felda
20:09 < linuxdood> DomLS3, a petition doesnt count when its your retarded friends that initiated it... i hardly think that counts,but then again thats like being voted out of the sandbox you 3 year olds live in so... i can see where it comes from
20:09 < estranger> im gonna setup a pihole, just got a rpi actually for it
20:09 < DomLS3> linuxdood: it doesn't count because you say it doesn't?
20:09 < DomLS3> lulz
20:09 < linuxdood> DomLS3, wtf is lulz?
20:09 < linuxdood> DomLS3, is that some millenial speak for im stupid
20:10 < linuxdood> DomLS3, do you eat poop too? god bless your heart
20:10 < DomLS3> just face it that you're a snowflake who was so hated that people actually decided to request for you to be banned... and you were
20:10 < DongServer> POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
20:10 < linuxdood> DomLS3, your special arent you, do you know how many people actually despise you?
20:10 < linuxdood> DomLS3, your like the cum stain in here no one wants to talk about
20:10 < linuxdood> DomLS3, or better yet the retarded kid everyone says oh bless him
20:11 < MillerBOSS> Ignore the troll
20:11 < DomLS3> linuxdood: kind of like the one people petitioned to ban? as in.. you?
20:11 < linuxdood> its just DomLS3 hes kinda that way
20:11 < linuxdood> DomLS3, is that all you have to go on? some shit that happened seriously like 4 months ago?
20:11 < DomLS3> Gencade ^^^ there's your confirmation of the accuracy
20:11 < DomLS3> lol
20:11 < MillerBOSS> linuxdood was cool until he got butthurt of a joke that he took wayyyyy to far and can not let it go.
20:11 <@JollyRgrs> kids, simmer down now
20:11 < DomLS3> MillerBOSS: ++
20:11 < linuxdood> DomLS3, your like the high school kid who peaked in HS and dreams about going back and sits on his pickup truck drinking miller and talking about the "good" ole days
20:12 <@JollyRgrs> everyone in here is special
20:12 < estranger> I like tacos
20:12 < DomLS3> he's still so salty about it
20:12 <@JollyRgrs> as in ed
20:12 < xtensive> Can we get back to Rampart pls?
20:12 < MillerBOSS> Even you JollyRgrs
20:12 <@JollyRgrs> now get along
20:12  * sideup66 gets popcorn
20:12 <@JollyRgrs> MillerBOSS: i said everyone in here
20:12 < DomLS3> look at him flooding the chan with his nonsense... same shit he got banned for
20:12 < linuxdood> MillerBOSS, are you still talking?
20:12  * sideup66 throws it at felda
20:12 < linuxdood> DomLS3, flood, look at your horse shit all over the wall
20:12 < corn266> Sounds like donger is about to get visited DomLS3 linuxdood
20:12 < MillerBOSS> OH, you are in here too JollyRgrs. Look at that
20:12 < linuxdood> corn266, nah who needs that shit hole
20:12 < estranger> cant we all just get a bong?
20:12 < MillerBOSS> Who put a quarter in this guy?
20:13 < DomLS3> corn266: linuxdood has already been rekt by me in donger many times
20:13 < DomLS3> just like he gets rekt by me in this chan
20:13 < gnupluslinux> JollyRgrs, oh yeah well i  more specialier
20:13 < DomLS3> he's a pleb
20:13 < DomLS3> that's why he's so salty
20:13 < gnupluslinux> some of us are more special than others i'll have you know
20:13 < linuxdood> DomLS3, wtf is a pleb? are you 7? your trash your nick is trash ur life is trash and your a cum stain whore on ur mothers lap
20:13 < estranger> im the most humble motherfucker up in here
20:13 < DomLS3> you're*
20:14 < DongServer> hmm adlist24.com is the new backpage
20:14 < DomLS3> look how salty linuxdood is haha
20:14 < linuxdood> DomLS3, do you take meds daily?
20:14 < estranger> is that considered the dark web?
20:14 < gnupluslinux> estranger, nuh uh im way humbler
20:14 < estranger> will that be included in my free equifax scan?
20:14 < gnupluslinux> im the hunblest
20:14 < gnupluslinux> everyone knows it
20:14 < linuxdood> DomLS3, im guessing you wake up daily and have to wipe your ass from all the poop you shit yourself on in the mornings
20:14  * cantibot 50 chromebooks randomly appear
20:14 < linuxdood> DomLS3, do you wear a diaper to bed?
20:14  * cantibot it's super effective!
20:14 < sideup66> DomLS3: you shitpost more than felda
20:14 < DomLS3> linuxdood: I wear your mom's face to bed
20:14 < sideup66> Felda is king
20:14 < estranger> i got so many diapers now
20:14 < MillerBOSS> xtensive 👉 This is it https://sockspls.com/give.txt but it used to have more I thought
20:14 < sideup66> U are nothing
20:15 < linuxdood> DomLS3, whatever floats your boat
20:15 < sideup66> Your dong is nothing
20:15 < sideup66> linuxdood: it doesn't float
20:15 < sideup66> It sinks
20:15 < Gencade> can we just let them move to the fighting channel
20:15 < DomLS3> linuxdood: aww you not gonna ignore me for making a mom joke
20:15 < DongServer> my quarter pounder has nothing to do with you
20:15 < sideup66> How old are you DomLS3
20:15 < linuxdood> DomLS3, is that all you have is a mom joke? you have to be a teenager? what are you 6?
20:15 < linuxdood> DomLS3, do you just troll for fun or are you really like this?
20:16 < sideup66> Nah he's a screecher linuxdood
20:16 < estranger> when your mom sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house
20:16 < linuxdood> DomLS3, im guessing you work at mcdonalds and have to get jollys in here
20:16 < DongServer> trolling is lyfe
20:16 < estranger> in combat boots
20:16 < MillerBOSS> xtensive 👉 Here it is https://sockspls.com/givememoney.txt
20:16 < linuxdood> DomLS3, if you actually have a job it has to be cleaning poop out of toilets
20:16 < DongServer> get paid to look pretty
20:16 < estranger> i work at mcd a lot, step down soldier :o
20:16 < MillerBOSS> But how could you make sure that when you visited that page it is legit and not altered?
20:17 < DomLS3> ?
20:17 < JFDkthx> anyone here an expert with force10s?
20:17 < DomLS3> linuxdood: tell you what
20:17 < DomLS3> let's let bygones be bygones
20:17 < DomLS3> truce?
20:17 < DomLS3> fresh clean slate
20:17 < JFDkthx> only if you kiss
20:17 < JFDkthx> seal it with a *
20:17 < DomLS3> JFDkthx: I kiss his mom all the time.. that's as close as I want to get to him
20:17 < linuxdood> DomLS3, and god if someone lets you on a network im sure your installing tors and shit to look at kiddie porn
20:17 < AnimalFarmPig> Client complains that endpoint is taking too long to respond (10+ seconds). I look at spaghetti code that my coworker wrote and realize that he's making ~15,000 database queries in this endpoint. I'm rewriting his ~100 lines of Python as a single SQL query. Coworker btfo.
20:17 < xtensive> Wew that took a bit MillerBOSS and I'm sad to say I don't know what it means D:
20:17 < gnupluslinux> AnimalFarmPig, but he worked so hard on that
20:17 < AnimalFarmPig> gnupluslinux: it's some of the most wtf code I've ever seen
20:17 < MillerBOSS> altered*
20:17 < AnimalFarmPig> gnupluslinux: example, he creates some strings, and then evals them later. He's not doing any templating or using any outside data, which is good, because "eval", but there's no reason to do that at all...
20:17 < Gencade> This channel is exceptionally fast today
20:17 < DomLS3> linuxdood: so you don
20:17 < DongServer> confiscated rubber
20:17 < DomLS3> linuxdood: so you don't want to accept my truce offer?
20:17 < Hatter> linuxdood: if your friends with DomLS3 you can't be friends with me
20:17 < linuxdood> DomLS3, i wouldnt accept gold from you
20:17 < Hatter> *you're
20:17 < DomLS3> linuxdood: that's hateful
20:17 < DomLS3> I'm hurt
20:17 < DongServer> `dtn
20:18 < DongServer> `lucky
20:18 < Gencade> DongServer, layer-shit is devoiced
20:18 < DomLS3> linuxdood: just remember that when your mom used to kiss you goodnight, my cock was on her breath
20:18 < linuxdood> Hatter, dont worry its never going to happen, this troll never lets up, hes the type that will stab you in the back the moment you leave, plus i dont plan on staying this place is a shit hole, it has been ever since the let the inmates run the place, there is no control, so ive moved on
20:18 < DongServer> layer-poop no!
20:18 < DomLS3> linuxdood: then leave
20:18 < linuxdood> DomLS3, lmao kid, you werent old enough to put ur dick in my moms mouth
20:18 < DomLS3> nobody wants you anyway. /part
20:18 < Hatter> linuxdood: hey tell us how you really feel hah hah hah just kidding
20:18 < linuxdood> DomLS3, same goes for you
20:19 < MillerBOSS> DomLS3 👉 No need to feed the troll. :)
20:19 < linuxdood> DomLS3, go ahead leave
20:19 < linuxdood> we will wait
20:19 < sideup66> He wont
20:19 < Gencade> can I stay
20:19 < linuxdood> sideup66, i know
20:19 < linuxdood> sideup66, its the only place he feels connected
20:19 < DongServer> chi chi chi chia
20:19 < MillerBOSS> Gencade 👉 Yes! We can't have #reddit-sysadmin without you Gencade
20:19 < DomLS3> other than when I'm connected to your mom's vagina
20:19 < Gencade> MillerBOSS, thanks baber
20:19 < Gencade> babe*
20:19 < linuxdood> sideup66, its where all his gay buddies are, they circle jerk nightly with MillerBOSS DomLS3 and DrGibby|
20:19 < sideup66> We can function without DomLS3
20:19 < DomLS3> sideup66: it wouldn't be as fun though
20:19 < linuxdood> DomLS3, you wouldnt know what to do with a vagina if it were in your face, youd be like hmm what is this
20:19 < DongServer> rich and ga
20:19 < MillerBOSS> You are totally right linuxdood
20:20 < gnupluslinux> AnimalFarmPig, not following you tbh
20:20 < AnimalFarmPig> my coworker wrote this: https://bpaste.net/show/cb0af061f102    "d" is an ORM object corresponding to a database record. "resp" is a Python dictionary.
20:20 < MillerBOSS> lol
20:20 < MillerBOSS> Are you like 12 linuxdood this is embarrassing
20:20 < Hatter> linuxdood: if I had a vagina for a face I might be like hmm what is this too
20:20 < bigchim> Do we actually discuss sysadmin topics here or is this just a cesspool?
20:20 < ebol4> yes
20:20 < Gencade> AnimalFarmPig, and now I'm sad
20:20 < DomLS3> bigchim: when linuxdood is here it's just cancer
20:20 < MillerBOSS> bigchim 👉 Its everything
20:20 < DomLS3> when he's gone this channel is actually decent
20:20 < MillerBOSS> bigchim 👉 Start it off please
20:21 < estranger> bigchim, we like to name movies and append "in that ass" to the end, also
20:21 < MillerBOSS> Ha ha
20:21 < Heresiarch> bigchim: a little of column A, a little of column B.
20:21 < gnupluslinux> AnimalFarmPig, what in the fuck?
20:21 < gnupluslinux> jfc
20:21 < AnimalFarmPig> Gencade: this is some of the more wtf code I've seen
20:21 < linuxdood> the cancer started when they allowed shoh i mean DomLS3 here
20:21 < AnimalFarmPig> yeah
20:21 < ebol4> shoh is way better
20:21 < xtensive> Where is Hunterkll ?
20:21 < linuxdood> DomLS3, your like ebola no one wants you
20:21 < Hatter> alright it's getting crazy in here, everyone take a breather and stop talking for 30 seconds
20:21 < linuxdood> thts my new name for you
20:21 < linuxdood> ebola
20:21 < gnupluslinux> man i was just railing on someone earlier this week for hardcoding resource values too
20:22 < MillerBOSS> linuxdood 👉 That is offensive to ebol4
20:22 < gnupluslinux> i'm assuming eval is some kind of expensive call? havent used much of python tbh
20:22 < linuxdood> i mean really DomLS3 wtf is wrong with you? did you take troll pills daily? i mean you do realize like half the people here have you blocked?
20:22 < ebol4> yeah hang on that name is taken
20:22 < bigchim> what's your thoughts on linuxacademy for continued learning or am I better off just reading a book / YouTube tutorials instead?
20:22 < gnupluslinux> orderchaos,
20:22 < linuxdood> bigchim, ask DomLS3 he knows it all
20:22 < ebol4> bigchim: does linuxacademy cost money?
20:22 < DomLS3> The only people who have me blocked are snowflake plebs like yourself who can't deal
20:22 < bigchim> afaik, yes
20:23 < Heresiarch> bigchim: you're better off getting a VPS and figuring out how to configure it.
20:23 < DongServer> how much for linuxacademy is it for beginners?
20:23 < ebol4> bigchim: i'd stick with reading articles and videos and stuff then, no need to pay
20:23 < ebol4> personally anyway
20:23 < Gencade> bigchim, linux academy offers great tools for expedited learning if you don't wanna take the time to gather them yourself
20:23 < linuxdood> lmao DomLS3 most everyone has you blocked in here, cause your a disgrace to sysadmins everywhere your a sad little boy who gets his jollys from trolling
20:23 < Heresiarch> bigchim: YT is a waste of time, and books will get you overarching concepts, but little in the way of practiceable activity.
20:23 < Gencade> linux academy is a convenience
20:23 < DomLS3> linuxdood: ok. who has me blocked? List them by name since you're so certain of this
20:23 < gnupluslinux> yt linux vids annoy the hell out of me
20:23 < gnupluslinux> give me a writeup most any day
20:24 < sadbox> DomLS3: I do
20:24 < linuxdood> DomLS3, are you still talking?
20:24 < ReverendDS> I have you blocked on SMS.
20:24 < DomLS3> sadbox: lies
20:24 < bigchim> I'm trying to learn more about Ceph, thinking of just getting a book I guess since its a specific software
20:24 < gnupluslinux> ReverendDS, but why tho :( ily
20:24 < gnupluslinux> bigchim, what? Ceph? the storage ?
20:24 < Heresiarch> bigchim: Ceph is still new enough that you probably won't find as much in books as you would in articles and code diving.
20:25 < gnupluslinux> it's designed to use commodity hardware
20:25 < sideup66> Oh god
20:25 < sideup66> I heard the wind
20:25 < ReverendDS> Any twat that unironically uses "snowflake" and assumes that just because they are an abrasive shit-bird means people "can't deal" isn't worth my time.
20:25 < gnupluslinux> well u snowflake
20:25 < Hatter> I've been called snowflake in here many times unironically
20:25 < Hatter> it's like these people have no idea who I am
20:25 < gnupluslinux> S N O W F L A K E
20:26 < MillerBOSS> We KNOW who you really are Hatter
20:26 < AnimalFarmPig> gnupluslinux: want to wtf more? here's the function that code lives in-- https://i.imgur.com/WTwvZAF.png  there is 0% shared code (except for the two session related lines) between each "if" branch of this function. Even between singular/plural branches.
20:26 < bigchim> gnupluslinux: correct for storage, I guess I could try to setup my own cluster since I have spare hardware, just be nice to have a guidebook to reference
20:26 < DongServer> we know WHAT you are
20:26 < ReverendDS> Not you, gnupluslinux
20:26 < darkscrypt> Hatterflake
20:26 < DomLS3> ReverendDS: the term snowflake means exactly that... can't deal. They are too sensitive to deal with anything thrown at them
20:27 < darkscrypt> snowflakes are really cool though.
20:27 < MillerBOSS> Its funny though how people get triggered over the word #snowflake
20:27 < ReverendDS> Or, you're an abrasive piece of shit and think that makes you really cool.
20:27 < Gencade> DomLS3, accept muh challenge
20:27 < estranger> snowflake is a batch layer storage paltofrm on AWS that competes w/ hadoop
20:27 < Sousapro> ReverendDS: ++ about snowflake
20:27 < gnupluslinux> ReverendDS, im just messin with you
20:27 < DomLS3> ReverendDS: Or, you're a sensitive peice of shit who doesn't belong on the internet or in a chatroom full of sysadmins who are, in general, ALL abrasive
20:27 < gnupluslinux> bigchim, the ceph documentation is pretty good imo
20:27 < ReverendDS> Sure, it's everyone else.
20:27 < gnupluslinux> check it out, you can run it on most anything
20:28 < Sousapro> ReverendDS: I usually hear that after making a face about a 10 minute racist rant
20:28 < linuxdood> ReverendDS, see thts my point...
20:28 < DongServer> winning an argument on reddit is like winning the speshul olympics
20:28 < linuxdood> ReverendDS, its never yourself, its always everyone else
20:28 < linuxdood> DongServer, more like winning who got aids first?
20:28 < gnupluslinux> as long as you're not using it for prod, dont even bother doing their whole 10gbps connection recommendation. my homelab works fun off ceph an a standard 1gbps switch bigchim
20:28 < Sousapro> I hate where being a decent human being == being a snowflake
20:28 < ReverendDS> ^^^^
20:28 < gnupluslinux> AnimalFarmPig, something tells me this guy is "self taught"
20:28 < linuxdood> Sousapro, ++++
20:29 < linuxdood> but being a troll is glorified
20:29 < ReverendDS> ^^^^
20:29 < DongServer> self taught like masterbation
20:29 < linuxdood> when did the fucking INMATES TAKE OVER TEH ASYLUM
20:29 < Gencade> it's about finding a balance though guys
20:29 < ReverendDS> You can be a troll and still be a decent human being.
20:29 < AnimalFarmPig> gnupluslinux: this guy is a "Python specialist" who claims to have been using the language since the late 90's
20:29 < Sousapro> I mean I think the Golden rule should be "Don't be a dick"
20:29 < Hatter> the word troll is so overused and reductive, and is often used as a crutch by the witless
20:29 < linuxdood> ReverendDS, last i checked trolls live under bridges are are fugly
20:29 < Gencade> Sousapro, what about people name rich?
20:29 < gnupluslinux> not that i'm against self taught/practiced devs sinve i've met soem that blow me out of the water, but this guy reminds me of my college profs
20:29 < DongServer> life is like a dick, when it gets hard, fuck it
20:29 < Gencade> DongServer, D:
20:30 < gnupluslinux> AnimalFarmPig, probably learned basics and never kept up
20:30 < Sousapro> linuxdood: have you seen most of those incel folks?
20:30 < AnimalFarmPig> gnupluslinux: I'd say about 50% of my work on this project has been cleaning up after this guy
20:30 < Sousapro> :P
20:30 < gnupluslinux> yall dont do code review or something
20:30 < linuxdood> Sousapro, oh god, i cant even imagine, but ive been to ##linux, its just as bad, and so its #centos
20:30 < Gencade> I am banned from centos
20:30 < sideup66> ##chsaf
20:31 < AnimalFarmPig> gnupluslinux: he keeps wanting to use the latest and greatest. Trying to convince us to re-write everything as asynch, use f-string everywhere, etc.
20:31 < sideup66> ##csharp* is full of elitists
20:31 < DomLS3> linuxdood: So, you're hated in other channels too. Good to know
20:31 < sideup66> And yes darkscrypt snow is fun
20:31 < Gencade> I think it was cuz I got bant from ##chat
20:31 < sideup66> Come north and visit, we get plenty in the winter ☺️
20:31 < AnimalFarmPig> gnupluslinux: we're supposed to code review, but he just ignores it
20:31 < Gencade> for telling that bazhang guy to stick a screwdriver in his eye
20:31 < gnupluslinux> AnimalFarmPig, >latest and greatest
20:31 < bigchim> gnupluslinux: thanks, I'll give that a try. I've been using FreeBSD for years, trying to get more familiar with Linux & Ceph seems like a cool piece of software for storage; granted, its compatible on FreeBSD too but I usually just stick with ZFS there.
20:31 < gnupluslinux> >hard codes his shit
20:31 < gnupluslinux> riiiight
20:31 < gnupluslinux> :P
20:31 < linuxdood> DomLS3, no, not at all, there are just more assholes liek yourself
20:32 < linuxdood> DomLS3, and thats its, your an asshole and i hope you die a horrible death
20:32 < DomLS3> linuxdood: More assholes that don't like you
20:32 < DomLS3> because you're an ever so sensitive snowflake
20:32 < linuxdood> DomLS3, k, shut the fuck up, im done with your bitch ass
20:32 < DomLS3> oh you going to ignore me now
20:32 < DomLS3> it's about time
20:32 < DomLS3> took you long enough
20:32 < linuxdood> DomLS3, nah just sick of your fucking shit
20:32 < linuxdood> DomLS3, ur the fucking trolliest of all dicks in here
20:32 < gnupluslinux> bigchim, its a nice option for network storage. relatively simple to set up. you can run zfs on top of ceph if you wanted to :)
20:32 < DomLS3> I offered a truce
20:32 < tsarbomba> yes
20:32 < linuxdood> DomLS3, ur a cock sucking son of a bitch that no one cares for
20:32 < DomLS3> linuxdood: Thank you. That means a lot
20:32 < Hatter> linuxdood: WOAH
20:32 < linuxdood> DomLS3, ur welcome i try
20:32 < Gencade> you guys are so mean
20:32 < AnimalFarmPig> It's been looking like this guy will move to another project soon. Looking forward to having him stop creating new broken code on this one.
20:33 < ebol4> the motd says no trolling
20:33 < gnupluslinux> bigchim, if you wanted to, you can even set it up as a single node ceph "cluster" for quick tests/breaking/prodding apart
20:33 < linuxdood> ebol4, clearly u havent been here long enough
20:33 < tsarbomba> this isn't trolling. this is chaos in the special education room.
20:33 < gnupluslinux> dont need to get fancy until you're comfortable
20:33 < linuxdood> ebol4, you will realie that DomLS3 MillerBOSS DrGibby| are all cryptic1 fuck buddies who cant do any wrong
20:33 < Hatter> look guys, it's getting a bit ugly in here, you can go back to making fun of me if it helps, I can take it
20:33 < DomLS3> linuxdood: I offered you a truce
20:33 < DomLS3> to clean the slate
20:33 < Gencade> Hatter, ++
20:33 < gnupluslinux> Hatter, U SUCK
20:33 < Gencade> let's make fun of Hatter
20:33 < DomLS3> would a true asshole to that
20:33 < DomLS3> ?
20:33 < ebol4> i'm jealous of cryptic1 and his 3 men he's with
20:33 < MillerBOSS> Woah and getting cryptic1 involved.
20:33 < Gencade> fuck you Hatter
20:34 < MillerBOSS> cryptic1 👉 dtn
20:34 < tsarbomba> so, wait, i have to get in line behind those three just for some sweet luvvins with millerboss?
20:34 < tsarbomba> FUCK THAT NOISE
20:34 < Hatter> no I've changed my mind, I don't like this at all
20:34 < tsarbomba> rabblerabblerbblerabblerabble
20:34 < gnupluslinux> AnimalFarmPig, tell me async's needless things too like in process/in mem procedures
20:34 < Gencade> Hatter, D:
20:34 < MillerBOSS> What are you talking about? We do 1on1 tsarbomba
20:34 <@cryptic1> guys I am trying to work here
20:34 <@cryptic1> please stop
20:34 < Gencade> cryptic1, give me op
20:34 < Gencade> I'll sort this out
20:34 < tsarbomba> cryptic, GET BACK TO NOT WORKING
20:34 < DomLS3> cryptic1: the only way to get this to stop is to ban linuxdood
20:34 < DomLS3> he's the root cause of this
20:34 <@cryptic1> i doubt it
20:34 < DomLS3> lol
20:35 < linuxdood> cryptic1, anytime you wanan kcik our the ass hole DomLS3 im waiting
20:35 < ebol4> you can ban me, i will be #r-s jesus
20:35 < Hatter> you're both cruisin for a bruisin
20:35 < DomLS3> just scroll up cryptic1
20:35 < AnimalFarmPig> gnupluslinux: we've mostly held the line on async. As a compromise solution, he's stuff runs on gunicorn.
20:35 < DomLS3> look at all the means things linuxdood has said about me and the channel
20:35 < sideup66> It's ebola
20:35 < ebol4> adorn me with your crown of thorns
20:35 < DongServer> cry me a river
20:35 < MillerBOSS> JollyRgrs 👉 Just +m the channel for 15 minutes
20:35 < DomLS3> he even said he's sick of this channel and wants to leave anyway but for some reason he stays just to continue on with the bs
20:35 < linuxdood> DomLS3, god you are pathetic
20:35 < MillerBOSS> Or more
20:35 < Gencade> MillerBOSS, ++
20:36 < Gencade> mute it forever
20:36 < gnupluslinux> AnimalFarmPig, async's useful for web calls tho
20:36 < DomLS3> I've offered linuxdood a truce and he declines. So, he's the problem
20:36 < gnupluslinux> just gotta keep your logic and stacks straight
20:36 < sideup66> DomLS3: when have you contributed something useful?
20:36 < Hatter> hey guys this is fun and good natured, go into notepad++, type space invaders, highlight and press f1
20:36 < sideup66> Other than a shitpost
20:36 < linuxdood> DomLS3, offering a pile of shit is not a truce
20:36 < sideup66> I know I shitpost but I have been useful
20:36 < AnimalFarmPig> gnupluslinux: yeah, it has a few uses, none of them really match what his part of the project does
20:36 < DomLS3> sideup66: Everytime you see a character posted with my name in it, something useful has been contributed
20:36 < Gencade> implying I'd ever have notepad++ installed Hatter
20:36 < linuxdood> DomLS3, i kinda hope you gag on that bag of shit, and choke to fucking deth
20:36 < DomLS3> deth
20:36 < Hatter> linuxdood: you don't mean that
20:37 < Gencade> linuxdood, stop cyberbullying
20:37 < DomLS3> cryptic1 look at that ^
20:37 < linuxdood> Hatter, if DomLS3 was on fire i wouldnt piss on him
20:37 < DomLS3> he just won't stop
20:37 < Gencade> linuxdood, stop cyberbullying
20:37 < linuxdood> id watch his corpse fuckingBURN
20:37 < Gencade> linuxdood, stop cyberbullying
20:37 < Gencade> linuxdood, stop cyberbullying
20:37 < Gencade> linuxdood, stop cyberbullying
20:37 < sideup66> Like right now?
20:37 < linuxdood> sideup66, how am i doing?
20:37 <@cryptic1> happy?
20:37 < Gencade> yes
20:37 < MillerBOSS> Yes
20:37  * cryptic1 goes back to work
20:37 < MillerBOSS> Thank you
20:37 < DomLS3> god thank you
20:38 < DomLS3> now we can get this channel back on track
20:38 <@cryptic1> next time say something
20:38  * cryptic1 smirks
20:38 < DomLS3> so 1803 is fuckin shit up a lot
20:38 < Gencade> something
20:38 < MillerBOSS> Praise the all mighty cryptic1
20:38 < DomLS3> MillerBOSS: The backlash from this is going to be hilarious
20:38 < MillerBOSS> Pretty much
20:38 < MillerBOSS> So what is 1803 fucking up DomLS3?
20:39 < DomLS3> windows search
20:39 < Hatter> cryptic1: I think you punished linuxdood unfairly, DomLS3 is at least equally to blame
20:39 < MillerBOSS> Didn't it re add Internet search back?
20:39 < DomLS3> removed apps keep coming back
20:39 < Gencade> Hatter, no
20:39 <@cryptic1> <linuxdood> ur a bitch
20:39 < Gencade> don't start it up again
20:39 < DomLS3> cryptic1: lmfao
20:39 <@cryptic1> nice msg from him
20:39 <@cryptic1> eh
20:39 < Hatter> cryptic1: DomLS3 is putting on a show now, but he's a miscreant himself
20:39 < ReverendDS> ^^
20:39 < MillerBOSS> Hatter you are wrong.
20:39 < Gencade> Hatter, looks like to me linuxdood should have stayed bant
20:39 <@cryptic1> DomLS3 needs quiet time too?
20:39 < ebol4> try but hole, miscreant
20:40 < Hatter> cryptic1: I believe so
20:40 < Gencade> he was saying some pretty bad stuff
20:40 < DomLS3> cryptic1: DomLS3 is talking sysadmin stuff
20:40 < DomLS3> stuff that this channel is supposed to have
20:40 < DomLS3> no the cancer that was here before
20:40 < tsarbomba> i've found that putting domls3 in my personal time-out list has had absolutely no negative impact on the chat in #r-s
20:40 < tsarbomba> justsayin
20:40 < Hatter> cryptic1: like I said, he's putting on a show of good behavior now
20:40 < Hatter> cryptic1: and given his propensity towards being for +v, you should know that isn't beneath him
20:40 < xtensive> how do you do that tsarbomba ?
20:40 < Hatter> *begging
20:40 < MillerBOSS> You better change your nick then Hatter
20:40 < DomLS3> Hatter = Hater
20:40 < Gencade> DomLS3, MillerBOSS ++
20:40 < tsarbomba> generally the command is /ignore <hostmask> all
20:41 < xtensive> thx
20:41 < Hatter> I don't /ignore people, it's a sign of weakness
20:41 < DomLS3> MillerBOSS: 1803 also messing with credentials in RDP
20:41 < DomLS3> Hatter: ++++++++
20:41 < DomLS3> I never thought I'd ever + you
20:41 < DomLS3> but god damnit boy you just made me proud
20:41 < MillerBOSS> Actually wasn't that 2018-05 update DomLS3
20:41 < tsarbomba> s/weak/awesome
20:41 < DomLS3> MillerBOSS: https://www.reddit.com/r/sysadmin/comments/8ifw1c/windows_10_1803_not_passing_saved_credentials_to/
20:41 < Hatter> especially when people publicly announce how they've ignored someone as some sort of "I win" card, that's disgusting
20:42 < ebol4> absolutely disgusting
20:42 < ebol4> they should be executed
20:42  * xtensive ignores Hatter 
20:42 < MillerBOSS> https://blogs.technet.microsoft.com/askpfeplat/2018/05/07/credssp-rdp-and-raven/
20:42 < Hatter> well don't get crazy
20:42 < tsarbomba> i'm afraid i don't see that happening. perhaps you're conflating this place with dalnet
20:42 < xtensive> <just kidding!>
20:42 < MillerBOSS> Is that something different?
20:42 < Gencade> lmao
20:42 < DomLS3> HAHAHA ^^
20:43 < MillerBOSS> Who is DOMSL?
20:43 < DomLS3> idk
20:43 < DomLS3> he must have really made him mad though
20:43 < DomLS3> this domsl guy sounds like a good dude
20:43 < tsarbomba> i think he was trying to spell "domicile"
20:43 < tsarbomba> and just gave up so he could angst-quit
20:43 < MillerBOSS> Google translate says huh to that
20:44 < MillerBOSS> Oh wait that is a different font
20:44 < DomLS3> MillerBOSS: not sure if it's the same or not but there's one thing for sure:
20:44 < DomLS3> If they didn't update they wouldn't have had the problem ;)
20:44 < Nightcinder> sooo
20:44 < MillerBOSS> Somebody
20:44 < Nightcinder> i took down exchange
20:44 < Nightcinder> been down for 2 hrs now
20:44 < GreyKite> Nightcinder: is there much screaming?
20:44 < Nightcinder> no actually
20:44 < alazare619> konechiwa
20:44 < Nightcinder> got like 2 or 3 calls
20:44 < alazare619> maruchan instant lunch
20:44 < GreyKite> Nightcinder: do you have an outage?
20:44 < alazare619> chickano
20:45 < Nightcinder> i'm stuck here rn, it badly needed an upgrade https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/98BP62Yo/image.png
20:45 < Nightcinder> yes
20:45 < MillerBOSS> Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me it says
20:45 < Nightcinder> it's been down for 2 hrs
20:45 < DomLS3> MillerBOSS: See my point is proven yet again
20:45 < GreyKite> Nightcinder: planned? then whatevs
20:45 < Gencade> Guys what's the best ultrabook hardware out right now
20:45 < DomLS3> updates = cancer
20:45 < Nightcinder> our exchange install was broken-working
20:45 < Nightcinder> unplanned
20:45 < Hatter> what's a good dehumidifier for a server room
20:45 < GreyKite> Nightcinder: ooof
20:45 < Nightcinder> our exchange install was missing all system accounts
20:45 < DomLS3> Nightcinder: Did you install it?
20:46 < Nightcinder> no
20:46 < Nightcinder> i'm fixing
20:46 < Nightcinder> as we try to move to o365
20:46 < Gencade> Guys what's the best ultrabook hardware out right now
20:46 < GreyKite> Nightcinder: didn't you recently inherit a steaming pile?
20:46 < Nightcinder> i've fixed fucktons of issues with it already
20:46 < DomLS3> How does an exchange install have missing accounts when it's all automated
20:46 < GreyKite> Gencade: dunno, what are your requirements?
20:46 < MillerBOSS> xe0n mentioned this last night about 2018-05 fucking up with RDP nothing to do with 1803 but there could be two separate things going on that are RDP issues.
20:46 < Nightcinder> DomLS3: they were deleted
20:46 < DomLS3> LOL @ deleting system accounts
20:46 < Nightcinder> it was also missing the public folders thing i had to re-add in ADSIedit
20:46 < Gencade> GreyKite, at least 4 gigs of ram, higher end i5, m2 ssd, etc
20:46 < Gencade> Don't mind ports etc
20:46 < Nightcinder> we're trying to hybridize to O365
20:46 < Nightcinder> and uh
20:46 < DomLS3> public folders is without doubt the stupidist thing in exchange
20:46 < Gencade> battery life
20:46 < Nightcinder> i couldn't migrate because no system acct
20:47 < Nightcinder> DomLS3: it may be the stupidest thing but you can't upgrade without that there
20:47 < DomLS3> I mean the idea is great but the implementation and functionality is way too fuckin difficult
20:47 < Gencade> no touch screens
20:47 < DomLS3> especially during migrations
20:47 < Nightcinder> so yeah, can't migrate anyone to o365 because it's broken af
20:47 < GreyKite> Gencade: one off or for production orders?
20:47 < Nightcinder> this is all the more reason to MOVE AWAY FROM ON PREMISE
20:47 < Gencade> GreyKite, one off
20:47 < DomLS3> no
20:47 < GreyKite> Gencade: who's paying?
20:48 < Heresiarch> Gencade: X1 Carbon
20:48 < DomLS3> on premise is so much better than o365
20:48 < Nightcinder> ugh x1 carbon
20:48 < Gencade> Boss is
20:48 < Nightcinder> awful laptop
20:48 < DomLS3> cheaper and wayyyy easier to manage
20:48 < Heresiarch> Gencade: or XPS13
20:48 < DomLS3> I HATE o365
20:48 < Gencade> I was thinking xps13
20:48 < Nightcinder> Gencade: xps 13 or the 7490
20:48 < Gencade> thanks guys
20:49 < GreyKite> Nightcinder: you don't like the X1 Carbon?
20:49 < Nightcinder> no
20:49 < GreyKite> Nightcinder: why not?
20:49 < Nightcinder> we have them deployed to execs
20:49 < Gencade> I am partial to a metal chassis
20:49 < Gencade> so
20:49 < Nightcinder> the keyboard sucks, the screen is meh, the battery life is just ok
20:49 < Nightcinder> and lenovo is awful
20:49 < GreyKite> Nightcinder: fair on all points
20:49 < GreyKite> Nightcinder: we do the same here, X1s for the execs
20:49 < Nightcinder> also they don't work with our 50ft cable
20:51 < SpookyCrisp> What the fuck?
20:51 < Gencade> SpookyCrisp, hey long time no chat
20:52 < Nightcinder> 50' active hdmi cables hate lenovo x1 carbons
20:52 < Nightcinder> but work just fine with xps 15's
20:52 < Nightcinder> and dell 5580's
20:52 < JFDkthx> im ready to fucking go home
20:52 < Nightcinder> idgi
20:53 < DomLS3> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DpvCOebmo4
20:53 < DomLS3> hahahahahahah
20:54 < Gencade> DomLS3, D:
20:54 < DomLS3> I ONLY CARE ABOUT TWO THINGS: MY NEXT SET, AND GETTIN MY NOODLE WET
20:54 < Hatter> ^Infinity War spoilers from DomLS3 for the second time today
20:54 < SpookyCrisp> Gencade, sup dude
20:54 < Gencade> DomLS3, that was fucking funny
20:54 < Gencade> SpookyCrisp, nothing, I just saw infinity war last night
20:54 < DomLS3> robert frank is fuckin hilarious
20:54 < SpookyCrisp> Gencade, Did you like it?
20:55 < Gencade> SpookyCrisp, no, but the girl wanted to go
20:55 < Gencade> I'm not into super hero movies
20:55 < SpookyCrisp> Linuxdood lost his marbles?
20:55 < Gencade> he lost his voice
20:55 < Gencade> well, his ability to speak rather
20:55 < DomLS3> say dumb shit and that's what happens
20:55 < DomLS3> let's not speak of him anymore
20:55 < DomLS3> he's finally dead
20:56 < DomLS3> let us bow our heads and pray he is in the deepest pit of hell there is
20:56 < Gencade> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-xc2IwDj4w
20:56 < Hatter> do you think that guy has even taken steroids
20:56 < DomLS3> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-nfhTscN8w
20:57 < DomLS3> "what in the fuck is a fortnite"
20:57 < DomLS3> roflmfao
20:57 < DomLS3> we don't play games we make gains
20:57 < Gencade> lmfao
20:58 < Gencade> it's gainz o clock motherfucker
20:58 < insecurity> marp
20:58 < DomLS3> swole is the goal!
20:58 < Gencade> size is the prize
20:59 < DomLS3> oh my god
20:59 < DomLS3> gencade
20:59 < DomLS3> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DDQra5p4ws
20:59 < MillerBOSS> You guys sure went off of sysadmin talk quick!
20:59 < Gencade> DomLS3, wow
20:59 < DomLS3> he was so nice to the cops lol
20:59 <@JollyRgrs> MillerBOSS: yeah... i am in here, too. i wasn't denying my specialness
21:00 < corn266> `bofh
21:00 < Hatter> MillerBOSS: if you implemented my suggestion about russian roulette we could have resolved the linuxdood-domls3 in a more peaceful and fair manner
21:00 < DomLS3> Hatter: The resolution to that matter was appropriate
21:00 < MillerBOSS> I was just teasing JollyRgrs
21:00 < Hatter> I disagree
21:00 < DomLS3> I don't care
21:00 < MillerBOSS> Hatter: only if I knew how.
21:00 <@JollyRgrs> MillerBOSS: i was just meeting. booring booring meetings
21:00 < DomLS3> if you want to join him, just say the word and we will get you a nice +q too
21:01 < felda> lmao linuxdaemon is gay
21:01 < tsarbomba> the only way domls3 vs. linuxdood will be resolved is an episode of american ninja warrior followed by a protracted backstage hatefuck
21:01 < Hatter> DomLS3: don't you threaten me, swine
21:01 < MillerBOSS> I hope you didn’t get screamed at JollyRgrs
21:01 < tsarbomba> however, we can use the russian roulette script to decide who pitches and who catches
21:01 < GreyKite> y'all fucks need Jesus, he's got the best weed
21:01 <@JollyRgrs> MillerBOSS: no, no one screams at me in meetings
21:01 < tsarbomba> jesus goes to my dealer
21:01 <@JollyRgrs> sometimes i have to lay the smack down though
21:01 < DongServer> I am the dealer
21:02 < Gencade> jesus the messiah or jesus your lawn carer
21:02 < DongServer> of GOD
21:02 < tsarbomba> jesus take the bong
21:02 < MillerBOSS> Yeah.
21:02 < tsarbomba> gencade, whynotboth.jpg
21:02 < Gencade> scary
21:02 < Gencade> time to go get a haircut guys
21:02 < Gencade> I'll be back
21:02 < felda> sideup66 can you go into #reddit-jrsysadmin and tell linuxdood he is a soggy crumpet?
21:02 < ebol4> Jesus was an architect previous to his career as a prophet
21:02 < Gencade> don't destroy the place while I'm gone
21:03 < sideup66> Oh lawd
21:03 < GreyKite> wait, do we actually have a #reddit-jrsysadmin?
21:03 < DomLS3> GreyKite: yeah guess who made the chan?
21:03 < DomLS3> Linuxdood
21:03 < DomLS3> rofl
21:03 < sideup66> Felda
21:03 < sideup66> Tell him yourself
21:04 < felda> * Cannot join #reddit-jrsysadmin (You are banned).
21:04 < DomLS3> [CHAN] > #reddit-jrsysadmin Cannot join channel (+b) - you are banned
21:04 < DomLS3> felda me too
21:04 < DomLS3> lmao
21:04 < Heresiarch> guess they don't get down with the pfsense.
21:04 < F34RInc> You have been kicked from #reddit-jrsysadmin by linuxdood (F34RInc)
21:04 < F34RInc> I didnt even do anything
21:05 <@JollyRgrs> jrsysadmin? what? lol
21:05 < DongServer> #reddit-srsysadmin
21:05 <@JollyRgrs> what am i missing between DomLS3 and linuxdood?
21:05 < JFDkthx> DongServer: made by hk
21:05 < DomLS3> JollyRgrs: nothing
21:05 < ebol4> hongkong
21:05 < DomLS3> he's gone from here no
21:05 < DomLS3> now
21:05 < DomLS3> that's all that matters
21:06 < ebol4> JollyRgrs: linuxdood allowed himself to be trolled despite the motd
21:06 < JFDkthx> JollyRgrs: linuxdood got upset about getting banned as a joke by MillerBOSS and DomLS3, also was mad at mods not banning shoh.
21:06 < JFDkthx> now resents DomLS3 MillerBOSS and DrGibby|
21:06 < JFDkthx> and rsa
21:06 <@JollyRgrs> shoh came back?
21:06 <@JollyRgrs> he got banned by bot, or banned from this channel?
21:07 < DomLS3> banned by cryptic1
21:07 < ebol4> cryptic1 didn't ban him, he muted him and then he left on his on
21:07 < ebol4> own
21:07 < GreyKite> wait, who wants to ban shoh?
21:07 < GreyKite> why ban shoh?
21:07 < JFDkthx> he was banned by cryptic1
21:07 < DomLS3> ebol4: no that was today
21:07 < ebol4> i confused myself, everyone ignore me
21:07 < DomLS3> cryptic1 banner him a feew months ago
21:07 < JFDkthx> as a joke
21:08 < MillerBOSS> The funny thing is he was never kicked back then JFDkthx it was a ban but no kick. It was a total joke.
21:08 < JFDkthx> yeah
21:08 < JFDkthx> i know
21:08 < JFDkthx> i was there
21:08 < JFDkthx> dont worry
21:08 < JFDkthx> i think all of this is retarded.
21:08 < MillerBOSS> OK thanks JFDkthx I am glad you were.
21:08 < MillerBOSS> Totally.
21:12 <@JollyRgrs> does this chan need a "no fragile glass in channel please" topic mention?
21:13 < JFDkthx> i think we should kick the snowflakes like DomLS3 out
21:13 < JFDkthx> tbh
21:14 < ebol4> i think we should give everyone op and have no laws
21:14 < JFDkthx> pew pew
21:14 < JFDkthx> cowboy irc
21:14 < JFDkthx> /kick hatter
21:15 < JFDkthx> on a .01 ms timer
21:15 < DomLS3> that would be my first /kick ^
21:15 <@JollyRgrs> aaaand then usercount = 1
21:15 < Hatter> I think that both of you agree with each other shows I'm on the right side
21:15 < JFDkthx> right side of the kick argument
21:15 < Hatter> *agreeing
21:16 < DongServer> welcome to the real world Hatter
21:16 < DongServer> h8 the planet
21:17 < Hatter> h@ the planet
21:17 < ebol4> y'all
21:18 < ebol4> if you've got puppet running and you tell it to make sure a file is present
21:18 <@JollyRgrs> y'all all need to play nice
21:18 < ebol4> and it does it
21:18 < ebol4> and then you delete the file, will it re-create the file
21:18 < JFDkthx> yes
21:18 < ebol4> instantly or like every 30 minutes
21:18 < JFDkthx> ensure=present means it always needs to be there
21:18 < JFDkthx> when the agent runs
21:18 < ebol4> i see
21:19 < JFDkthx> good riddance
21:20 < MillerBOSS> Can you make multiple groups under all computers in WSUS but have machine show up in multiple groups?
21:20 < giant_it_burrit> 1 group i believe
21:21 < MillerBOSS> I wonder what the best way to organize is then.
21:21 < MillerBOSS> Say I only want to see laptops that run 10.
21:21 < giant_it_burrit> make that an ad ou
21:21 < ihre> 3 days into current assignment, and the amount of shit people do and/or build in a retarded matter is just insane :D
21:21 < Hatter> does anyone play planetside 2?
21:21 < giant_it_burrit> set gpo to set their wsus group
21:22 < Hatter> there's been some big changes lately
21:22 < MillerBOSS> But then what if I want to see all machines that run 10 which includes laptops and workstations?
21:22 < JFDkthx> no one is going to play PS2 now that all of the devs got laid off
21:22 < JFDkthx> ded gaem
21:22 < ebol4> they're up to ps4 now
21:22 < giant_it_burrit> MillerBOSS: might have to do it another way
21:22 < MillerBOSS> Any thoughts giant_it_burrit ?
21:23 < Hatter> can't you guys ever get serious? I'm trying to talk about this video game
21:23 < giant_it_burrit> how many endpoints
21:23 < JFDkthx> what i said is serious
21:23 < JFDkthx> how can a game grow if there are now developers
21:23 < JFDkthx> to work on new content
21:23 < JFDkthx> no*
21:23 < MillerBOSS> 125 giant_it_burrit
21:23 < MillerBOSS> At this point.
21:23 < giant_it_burrit> sccm?
21:23 < MillerBOSS> Not yet.
21:23 < giant_it_burrit> pdq?
21:24 < MillerBOSS> Yes.
21:24 < giant_it_burrit> use inventory
21:24 < giant_it_burrit> have a task to move things around via powershell
21:24 < giant_it_burrit> deploy it that way
21:24 < giant_it_burrit> have that create a list
21:24 < giant_it_burrit> i believe wsus lets you import lists
21:25 < ihre> s/wsus/jsus
21:25 < ihre> did you kill l8 again MillerBOSS?
21:25 < MillerBOSS> OK. I’ll check that out. Thanks. Can PDQ force updates to run?
21:25 < MillerBOSS> No.
21:25 < giant_it_burrit> MillerBOSS: what kind?
21:26 < giant_it_burrit> MillerBOSS: you can deploy powershell to it so you could run a script that runs update and forces it
21:26 < insecurity> hello buffer 6
21:26 < SpookyCrisp> I had an interview today.
21:26 < SpookyCrisp> My interviewers didn't seem happy they worked there.
21:26 < insecurity> haha
21:26 < insecurity> not a good sign
21:27 < xamithan> interviews are just a scam to get resumes to sell your personal information
21:27 < insecurity> if a candidate asks about working here we tend to go on forever
21:27 < MillerBOSS> Sorry. Windows updates. My dilemma at the moment is I just set up wsus because I wanted to stop 1803. And there are a handful of laptops that people take home but there isn’t any direct access set up or the like so I had them bring in the machines so they could get added to WSUS but I am not thinking of a way to pull updates before the laptops are given back and are taken home.
21:27 < JFDkthx> SpookyCrisp: take that as a sign to join up and disrupt whatever small thing brings them happiness
21:27 < Heresiarch> SpookyCrisp: not necessarily a problem, depending on *why*.
21:28 < MillerBOSS> Now* thinking of a way
21:28 < tsarbomba> hm. man in a lifted pickup arrested for running into a cuban coffee shop and punching the store clerk
21:28 < SpookyCrisp> Heresiarch, The team seems friendly. The CEO and I got along well. It's a MSP though.
21:28 < tsarbomba> millerboss, i didn't think you were serious when you said you were coming down here
21:28 < giant_it_burrit> MillerBOSS: pdq inventory has an agent now
21:29 < Heresiarch> SpookyCrisp: ah. So you're already kinda starting from a negative.
21:29 < SpookyCrisp> What really rubbed me the wrong way was they explicitly blamed Trump for why they didn't offer health insurance.
21:29 < giant_it_burrit> MillerBOSS: no vpn?
21:29 < MillerBOSS> Yes we discussed that yesterday giant_it_burrit
21:29 < tsarbomba> POL
21:29 < tsarbomba> MODS
21:29 < tsarbomba> MODS
21:29 < giant_it_burrit> i dont remember
21:29 < MillerBOSS> No always on VPN.
21:29 < Heresiarch> SpookyCrisp: ...um, k. The implications there are not complimentary to this place.
21:29 < giant_it_burrit> MillerBOSS: have them bring it in monthly
21:30 < MillerBOSS> tsarbomba: if I had a job down there I would move yes.
21:30 < SpookyCrisp> Heresiarch, They seemed focused on training their employees and building them up. But I've gotten like 3 red flags out of this interview lol.
21:30 < ebol4> can you put multiple puppet masters behind a load balancer, like HAProxy? in order to scale
21:30 < SpookyCrisp> Heresiarch, It doesn't help that their technology manager has a BS from some for profit school and a couple years of experience.
21:30 < tsarbomba> the a/c's been on for hours here. wtf are these idiots still hammering?
21:30 < tsarbomba> i can hear them through three floors of office space
21:31 < MillerBOSS> Yeah that is the plan giant_it_burrit actyally twice a month. But WSUS is set to tell machines to only download from WSUS so the laptops won’t get day definition updates from defender for example. I don’t know if it’s best to open up the WSUS to the wan or not. I’d rather not and figure out direct access. Do you agree?
21:31 < giant_it_burrit> dont do it
21:32 < giant_it_burrit> let them go without updates
21:32 < giant_it_burrit> if its win 10
21:32 < giant_it_burrit> they could hit the check box to check msft.com
21:32 < Heresiarch> SpookyCrisp: oh yeah. That's a nice, wavy red flag (for the company and the CEO).
21:32 < MillerBOSS> Even definition updates?
21:32 < estranger> guys, i want a cheap ass home wifi router, what should I get
21:32 < giant_it_burrit> yep
21:32 < giant_it_burrit> chances are it wont make that much of a diff
21:32 < SpookyCrisp> Heresiarch, Yeah, I don't think I will be taking this position if offered.
21:32 < MillerBOSS> Right.
21:32 < giant_it_burrit> and do you have other av on there
21:33 < MillerBOSS> No. Just defender.
21:33 < Heresiarch> estranger: netgear r7000
21:33 < SpookyCrisp> Heresiarch, It's good money, but it's also an hour away and I was basically told Trump took our benefits away but we pay really high so you can afford to get them on your own.
21:33 < SpookyCrisp> Heresiarch, +++ That's a good one.
21:34 < giant_it_burrit> MillerBOSS: you can set it to try wsus
21:34 < giant_it_burrit> if it fails 2 days
21:34 < giant_it_burrit> go to msft
21:34 < giant_it_burrit> https://docs.microsoft.com/en-us/windows/security/threat-protection/windows-defender-antivirus/manage-protection-updates-windows-defender-antivirus
21:34 < Heresiarch> SpookyCrisp: http://gph.is/145PTbh
21:34 < FrostCyborg> SpookyCrisp If "Trump" took my benefits away from my current company, I'd need a 23% raise to be able to afford our health insurance.
21:34 < gnupluslinux> felda, felda felda
21:34 < felda> gnupluslinux wot?
21:35 < gnupluslinux> hi
21:35 < MillerBOSS> Good call. Thanks giant_it_burrit
21:35 < tsarbomba> POL
21:35 < tsarbomba> MODS
21:35 < estranger> trump took your beneifts away?
21:35 < tsarbomba> MODS
21:35  * tsarbomba beats cryptic1 about the face and head
21:35 < AnimalFarmPig> estranger: I have a Linksys WRT 1900ACv2 running dd-wrt at home. It's meh.
21:35 < gnupluslinux> no one takes my bennies
21:36 < FrostCyborg> SpookyCrisp So I feel like that "We pay you way more" argument is really just a shiny thing to distract you from the stick coming towards your head
21:36 < estranger> i just need to bypass this xfinity wifi.. that netgear looks nice but is prob overkill really
21:36 < AnimalFarmPig> I think it was $60 on sale at Amazon or NewEgg
21:36 < Heresiarch> estranger: context?
21:37 < ebol4> Heresiarch: trump took his bennies
21:37 < SpookyCrisp> Heresiarch, LOL
21:37 < estranger> its my house, ive been using the xfinity router and now I want to use my own dns/dhcp so i cant use their router no more
21:37 < JFDkthx> fuck driving an hour
21:37 < JFDkthx> no one needs that in their life
21:37 < SpookyCrisp> FrostCyborg, Yeah, that was like a massive sign that screamed fuck no don't work here.
21:37 < estranger> i literally use my wifi for irc, http, ssh, and slack
21:38 < xamithan> Just fire up pfsense and use that as your router
21:38 < felda> YES
21:38 < gnupluslinux> estranger, buy a modem and put it in bridge mode?
21:38 < JFDkthx> ravioli: can we ban xamithan please
21:38 < JFDkthx> for promoting pfsense
21:38 < Heresiarch> estranger: Arris SB6190 + R7000. Bridge CM and router.
21:38 <@cryptic1> thank you guys for going back to more normal convos
21:38 < AnimalFarmPig> yeah, seriously, buy your own modem. Don't rent from the cable company.
21:38 < estranger> gnupluslinux, yes im looking for a router suggestion so i can bridge my xfinity shit out of the way :)
21:38 < AnimalFarmPig> then, pfsense behind the modem
21:39 < AnimalFarmPig> and whatever wifi AP you want
21:39 < JFDkthx> cryptic1: its a pendulum man
21:39 < JFDkthx> you ban the thing blocking the pendulum tho
21:39 < gnupluslinux> estranger, i bought a little embedded box and slapped pfsense on there
21:39 < gnupluslinux> forget the brand, supermicro has some neato looking ones tho
21:39 < JFDkthx> lookin at you hatter
21:39 < AnimalFarmPig> if you don't want to go the pfsense route, microtik hex gets good reviews
21:39 < estranger> ill prob guy a $50 router from walmart
21:39 < estranger> s/guy/buy
21:39 < gnupluslinux> estranger, i also got an edge router lite laying around if you wanna pay shipping
21:39 < JFDkthx> fuck it man
21:40 < F34RInc> ban
21:40 < JFDkthx> bridge your laptops wifi and ethernet ports
21:40 < JFDkthx> and use that
21:40 < Heresiarch> estranger: if you seriously want to get better speed (and away from xfinity wifi), you're better off just switching to a bridge-only modem.
21:40 < AnimalFarmPig> I built my pfsense box with a $35 Intel J1800 board + old laptop RAM + random SSD + $10 Broadcom 5709C off ebay
21:41 < estranger> Heresiarch, i just want to get off their DNS, that is all
21:41 < estranger> my performance otherwise is fine
21:41 < AnimalFarmPig> https://www.amazon.com/Mikrotik-RouterBOARD-lite-ports-router/dp/B00ZPTW8T2  + wifi AP
21:41 < Heresiarch> estranger: oh. You should be able to set that in the existing router, then.
21:42 < gnupluslinux> found it, was one of these things http://www.jetwaycomputer.com/JBC313U591.html
21:42 < gnupluslinux> previous version though
21:42 < estranger> Heresiarch, yes I can set it to a bridge mode no problem, i just have nothing to bridge it to
21:42 < xamithan> The new reddit design crashed my browser
21:42 < Heresiarch> estranger: no, even in routing/wifi mode, you should be able to modify dhcp scope settings.
21:42 < estranger> Heresiarch, nope!!
21:42 < Heresiarch> (unless comcast locks that out)
21:43 < estranger> its locked out
21:43 < SpookyCrisp> pfsense
21:43 < estranger> i didnt even think to look before buying the stuff for a pihole
21:43 < Heresiarch> well, crap.
21:43 < giant_it_burrit> MillerBOSS: nominate me for voice!!! lol
21:43 < estranger> now i got my pihole setup and i cant disable dhcp on the router heh
21:44 <@JollyRgrs> estranger: SHUT YER PIHOLE!
21:44 < estranger> :<
21:44 < gnupluslinux> I"LL PI YOUR HOLE
21:44 < ihre> firewall rule to prevent any communication on 67/68? ?:D
21:45 < gnupluslinux> with raspberries!
21:45 < MillerBOSS> What’s that giant_it_burrit ?
21:45 < giant_it_burrit> ping mistrity ?
21:45 < giant_it_burrit> idk
21:45 < giant_it_burrit> lol
21:45 < SpookyCrisp> So my company is paying for me to take the OSCP course and exam.
21:46 < MillerBOSS> That process hasn’t been enabled in some time giant_it_burrit
21:46 < AnimalFarmPig> you could use a box running proxyarp to prevent dhcp requests from reaching the router
21:46 < MillerBOSS> JollyRgrs: giant_it_burrit helped me. He deserves a voice. Thanks.
21:46 < tsarbomba> !nominate millerboss best coal-roller in the channel
21:46 < arlion> Alright, time to ask for help. https://access.redhat.com/solutions/3134931 is the solution for 7.3 -> 7.4 update. I'm experiencing the same issue but from 7.4 -> 7.5. I am receiving the same error as listed in solution but with the newer libraries. What roll back the libraries it also doesn't work. I have attempted to install glibc and nspr before updating but still receiving the exact error listed in the solution above.
21:46 < arlion> Any thoughts?
21:47 < AnimalFarmPig> add a second interface to your pihole, set up proxy arp to bridge them. Put the pihole between the rest of network and comcrap box
21:47 < MillerBOSS> Speed skates even.
21:47 < AnimalFarmPig> which will work for wired devices, but not wireless.... :/
21:47 < JFDkthx> arlion: making me log in. dammit
21:47 < AnimalFarmPig> I suppose you could install a wifi dongle on the rpi and not use the comcast router's wireless
21:48 < arlion> JFDkthx: sorry not sorry?
21:50 < ebol4> what's the name of that's DNS thing where it dumps all the records
21:50 < arlion> rndc dumpdb
21:51 < arlion> or rndc dumpdb -cache
21:51 < insecurity> hi
21:51 < corn266> arlion: and you looked over this? https://bugzilla.redhat.com/show_bug.cgi?id=1477308
21:51 < ebol4> AXFR is what i was looking for
21:52 < corn266> I figured insecurity would be too shy to say hi
21:53 < arlion> corn266: yes, done all of that and also specified the preload as well. No avail
21:56 < estranger> think ill try a Netgear AC1200
21:57 < estranger> found a refurb for $30
21:58 < felda> I THINK YOU'LL JUST BUY A NEW NETGATE PFSENSE FOR $499
22:01 <@NinjaStyle> insecurity:
22:01 <@NinjaStyle> insecurity: hi
22:02 < AnimalFarmPig> https://www.pfsense.org/products/
22:02 < pcspkr> new centos \O/
22:05 < abakedapplepie> is anyone familiar with the occult? i was at a funeral today, and one of the old gravemarkers in the cemetary had a couple buried together. the husband had a freemason icon on his grave, and the woman had an icon that was an upside down pentagram witht he initials "DES" around the outside
22:05 < abakedapplepie> wtf was that?
22:05 < AnimalFarmPig> pcspkr: new major release or 7.something release?
22:06 < pcspkr> AnimalFarmPig: 7.something of course
22:06 < pcspkr> rhel 7.5 came out a couple of weeks ago
22:06 < AnimalFarmPig> anything good in it?
22:06 < xamithan> You sure it wasn't OES ?
22:06 < xamithan> order of the eastern star
22:06 < giant_it_burrit> ^
22:07 < pcspkr> nothing new in point releases afaik?
22:07 < xamithan> Its like the womens freemason group
22:07 < AnimalFarmPig> I don't really follow what Red Hat does
22:12 < alazare619> when your vulnerability scanner fails the vulnerability test
22:12 < alazare619> lmao
22:16 < corn266> ayyyy it's been a full day without redhat emailing me about updates
22:17 < SynMonger> are they ok?
22:18 < corn266> ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
22:22 < felda> pcspkr anything cool and new in CentOS?
22:22 < pcspkr> that's not how centos works
22:22 < MillerBOSS> Candy crush
22:22 < insecurity> sup NinjaStyle
22:22 < felda> oh yeah
22:22 < insecurity> start the new job yet?
22:22 <@NinjaStyle> insecurity: ye
22:23 < felda> CentOS is the lame slug that stays far away from the bleeding edge
22:23 < mal_will> Woah no more Vs?
22:23 < insecurity> NinjaStyle: thoughts so far?
22:23 < mal_will> Just ops and members?
22:23 < felda> I imagine CentOS is a crusty old conservative
22:23 <@NinjaStyle> insecurity: im still not sure
22:23 < felda> mal_will some bad poopy went down and cryptic1 nuked everyone
22:23 < hxcsp> mal_will: trolls
22:23 < mal_will> :|
22:23 < felda> MillerBOSS do you think you could run `voice-regulars to fix it?
22:24 < felda> `help
22:24 < insecurity> who cares about voice
22:24 < felda> me
22:24 < felda> I care
22:24 < insecurity> when the channel is not +m
22:24 < insecurity> NinjaStyle: too soon? or already skeptical
22:24 <@NinjaStyle> insecurity: im a bit put off by not being onboarded before an engagement
22:25 < DomLS3> does anyone else feel that the channel is so much cleaner now
22:25 < insecurity> NinjaStyle: 0_0
22:25 < felda> nah ur still in it DomLS3
22:25 < mal_will> I wanna be voices
22:25 < mal_will> voiced*
22:25 < mal_will> just to feel cool
22:25 < GreyKite> NinjaStyle: wait, is this a new new place?
22:25 <@NinjaStyle> yeah
22:25 < DomLS3> felda: I'm the only dirt allowed here
22:25 < GreyKite> NinjaStyle: oh wow
22:25 < insecurity> NinjaStyle: i fell there are a lot of companies like this right now. just get in and start shoveling.
22:25 < insecurity> s/fell/feel
22:25 <@NinjaStyle> yeah i dont even have work email and i am traveling sunday
22:25 < insecurity> whoa
22:26 < corn266> They'll send you a carrier pidgeon if they need ya
22:26 < Hatter> oh where to NinjaStyle
22:26 <@NinjaStyle> dallas
22:26 < insecurity> how is the work
22:26 < insecurity> lol
22:26 < Hatter> Texas?
22:26 <@NinjaStyle> yeah
22:26 < insecurity> you should visit our dallas office
22:26 < corn266> Get some Whataburger while you're there NinjaStyle
22:26 < insecurity> is there any other dallas?
22:27 <@NinjaStyle> insecurity: im not sure yet, i saw some sample reports and stuff and i think my report quality will stand out hopefully
22:27 < hxcsp> If you dont eat Whataburger while you are in Texas you cant be my friend NinjaStyle
22:27 < tsarbomba> the problem with texas: no beans in the chili
22:27 < Sousapro> hxcsp: ++++++
22:27 <@NinjaStyle> hxcsp: i will try it :)
22:27 < corn266> hxcsp: ++
22:27 < corn266> Get the monterey melt if you like bell peppers
22:27 < hxcsp> NinjaStyle: make sure you try the ketchup too because its the best in ther world
22:27 < Sousapro> s/problem with/best part of
22:27 < hxcsp> nojoke
22:27 <@NinjaStyle> sounds delicious
22:28 < corn266> Oh and get some sweet tea without lemon
22:28 < Sousapro> you're really going to make the argument of quality meat < beans?
22:28 < tsarbomba> texas chili is just meat soup.
22:28 < tsarbomba> it's a shame
22:28 < Sousapro> tsarbomba: it should be almost solid if done right
22:28 < AnimalFarmPig> ^
22:28 < hxcsp> i do put beans in my chilli actually
22:28 < tsarbomba> a state with such a rich heritage of fucking..err, raising steer
22:28 < tsarbomba> and they can't even get chili right
22:28 < hxcsp> nothing wrong with that
22:28 < Sousapro> like cup of soup? 1 lb of meat
22:28 < corn266> wtf all the texans I know put beans in their chilli
22:29 < Sousapro> that's because beans are cheap
22:29 < Sousapro> real chili is expensive
22:29 < tsarbomba> http://www.houstonpress.com/restaurants/history-of-texas-chili-without-beans-6426046
22:29 < asimon> So you guys know that credssp vulnerability fix that microsoft rolled out a few days ago that prevents you from remoting into an insecure server?
22:29 < felda> chili with beans is good
22:29 < felda> chili without beans is good
22:29 < DomLS3> chili is good with anything
22:29 < felda> chili with huge chunks of tomatos is BAD
22:29 < asimon> I want to actually patch our servers so we don't have to use the insecure workaround
22:30 < tsarbomba> you've gotta appreciate the claim that something is "not mexican, uniquely texan" when it was created back when texas WAS mexico
22:30 < corn266> felda: chili on fritos
22:30 < MillerBOSS> Frank n Beans
22:30 < felda> chili with jalapenos is BAD
22:30 < DomLS3> s/Frank/dick
22:30 < DomLS3> oh
22:30 < DomLS3> forgot the bot is muted
22:30 < Sousapro> I'm okay with chili with beans as long as they are using the beans as a unique ingredients instead of being beans with slight chili meat
22:30 < asimon> But I can't find anything on how to do that. Am I an idiot and it just goes through Windows Update?
22:30 < Sousapro> if you hand me spiced bean soup, I'll smile and hand it back
22:30 < insecurity> NinjaStyle: these are just details, especially when you can have nightly money fights
22:31 < insecurity> :D
22:31 <@JollyRgrs> MillerBOSS: giant_it_burrit already has a voice... you ever heard him on voice comms? YEESH!
22:31 <@NinjaStyle> insecurity: i hope im not overworked
22:31 <@NinjaStyle> otherwise i dont care much about the rest
22:31 < felda> what do you guys put in your chili?
22:31 < insecurity> priorities eh
22:31 < felda> I like cornbread
22:31 < felda> oyster crackers
22:31 < felda> and saltines
22:31 < insecurity> i left a pension and better benefits for a job that i love
22:32 < insecurity> with much less stress
22:32 <@JollyRgrs> felda: oyster crackers and cheese
22:32 < felda> sometimes I put shredded cheese
22:32 < insecurity> felda: canned ham
22:32 < felda> even more rarely I put in sour cream
22:32 <@JollyRgrs> skyline chili has the best cheese... super light/fluffy yellow shredded
22:32 < insecurity> felda: dead pfsense hardware
22:32 < felda> I like cornbread the most
22:32 < felda> and I put enough in there to make it a chili paste
22:32 <@JollyRgrs> felda: if it is more of a texas style chili, i put in sour cream and corn bread
22:32 < ebol4> cornbread is the greatest
22:33 <@JollyRgrs> i also like rice with my chili, but i like it in a separate bowl... jsut butter and salt
22:33 < ebol4> please stop i didn't eat lunch
22:33 < xamithan> bacon,  a block of cream cheese,  and some hot sauce
22:33 < Hatter> you seem pretty serious about chili
22:33 <@JollyRgrs> chili is good stuff
22:33 < tsarbomba> y'all down with some poutine?
22:33 <@NinjaStyle> chili is good
22:33 < Hatter> I just like it hot and a bit spicy
22:33 <@JollyRgrs> tsarbomba: poutine ain't all that it is cracked up to be
22:33 <@JollyRgrs> i mean, it's not bad
22:34 <@JollyRgrs> but i'd much prefer nacho cheese fries
22:34 < tsarbomba> i just get loaded tots
22:34 < GreyKite> JollyRgrs: OG nachos for me
22:34 < tsarbomba> fake taters, fake cheese, chives, sour cream and a cardiac doctor's number
22:34 < giant_it_burrit> JollyRgrs: wait until the next time you join voice. I'm going to sing you a song.
22:34 < asimon> I try to be productive and all I get is chili advice :(
22:35 < asimon> Get back to work all of you
22:35 <@JollyRgrs> GreyKite: those are good, too
22:35 < insecurity> NinjaStyle: been working on the same job for over a month now. going nutty over here
22:35 < GreyKite> why do all these things to make other things like nachos when you can just have nachos?
22:35 <@JollyRgrs> how about taco bell nacho fries! OMG the fry seasoning....
22:35 <@JollyRgrs> giant_it_burrit: nothx :P plus i never get invited to play anymore
22:35 <@NinjaStyle> insecurity: my boss said today he has an upcoming 13 week project
22:35 <@NinjaStyle> im like :O
22:35 < tsarbomba> does that mean no onboarding for 3 more months, ninjastyle?
22:36 <@NinjaStyle> longest ive ever done is 4 weeks
22:36 < tsarbomba> oh 13
22:36  * tsarbomba peers
22:36 <@NinjaStyle> tsarbomba: i think i will be onboarded by next week
22:36 < giant_it_burrit> JollyRgrs: horse shit. What you want to play bby
22:36 < tsarbomba> where did they come up with 13 weeks anyway. seems kinda random.
22:36 <@NinjaStyle> tsarbomba: just huge i think
22:36 < tsarbomba> good, finally
22:37 < insecurity> NinjaStyle: wow doing what? pen test??
22:37 < insecurity> this is rare for me. it's one of our largest clients
22:37 < insecurity> and they're in really good shape
22:37 < insecurity> so it kind of seems like a lot of work for nothing
22:37 < insecurity> because i haven't got shit yet
22:38 < insecurity> i just want a textbook test :(
22:38 <@NinjaStyle> damn, yeah some kinda of huge web app test i assume
22:38 <@NinjaStyle> lastjob when we had long engagements we usually split them among several testers
22:39 <@NinjaStyle> so like you may be on a month with 3 other people
22:39 < insecurity> yeah that's how this one is. i've carved off a few things and assigned them to ppl
22:39 < insecurity> mostly wonky web apps that look good
22:39 <@NinjaStyle> is it like a fortune 100 client?
22:39 <@NinjaStyle> thats usually who we had huge ones like that with
22:40 < insecurity> yes except it's pretty high up
22:40 < insecurity> less that 50
22:41 < insecurity> than
22:41 <@NinjaStyle> yeah thats who we usually had ones like that with
22:41 <@NinjaStyle> we had a few top 10 clients and every year we started doing more and more
22:41 <@NinjaStyle> so like some of our clients made up a huge portion of our revenue
22:42 < insecurity> yep same here
22:42 < insecurity> they basically pay for our research
22:42 <@NinjaStyle> cool that you get to do research
22:42 < insecurity> we have new malware and new proxmark hardware already put together for this one
22:43 < insecurity> two hid readers that go up to 1m
22:43 < insecurity> made for parking lots
22:43 <@NinjaStyle> my last project at oldjob was a big vuln research project, but those were super rare
22:43 <@NinjaStyle> but i absolutely murked it
22:43 < insecurity> we don't do vuln research
22:43 < insecurity> but these jobs are an excuse to explore new tools etc.
22:44 <@NinjaStyle> that's fun
22:44 <@NinjaStyle> insecurity: are you using that proxmark reader for badge cloning?
22:44 < insecurity> yeah except no one is clicking on my shit
22:44 < insecurity> yeah
22:44 <@NinjaStyle> nice
22:44 <@NinjaStyle> i forgot for a sec were talking in r-s
22:46 <@NinjaStyle> boop doop doop
22:48 < insecurity> hello. servers are neat
22:48 < insecurity> wsus right?
22:48 <@NinjaStyle> linux is an operating system
22:48 <@NinjaStyle> printers tho amirite
22:48 < insecurity> input, processing, output
22:49 <@NinjaStyle> powershell
22:49 < mal_will> I enjoy monitors
22:49 < Gencade|afk> Has everyone calmed down now
22:49 <@NinjaStyle> ITS NOT WORKING
22:49 <@NinjaStyle> oh ok
22:49 <@NinjaStyle> hi Gencade
22:49 <@NinjaStyle> i missed the drama earlier
22:49 < Gencade> hi NinjaStyle
22:49 <@NinjaStyle> was on the phone all morning
22:49 < mal_will> what drama?
22:49 < Gencade> I caught too much of it
22:49 < mal_will> the v thing was today
22:49 < mal_will> ?
22:49 < Hatter> I think so Gencade, and I'd like to take this moment to apologize for any hurtful comments I've made.
22:49 <@NinjaStyle> yeah
22:49 < insecurity> saw a demo of the new proxmark setup. buddy walks around scanning for cards, has a web app he gets to on his phone that shows him the card info. he picks a card and then writer writes it to the card he has in a faraday cage in another part of a back. grabs it by the lanyard and swipes in
22:49 < Hatter> and now I await the apologies owed me.
22:50 < Gencade> DomLS3 and linuxdood were going at it
22:50 < Gencade> Hatter, hey thanks, good on ya
22:50 <@NinjaStyle> insecurity: thats pretty sweet
22:50 < DomLS3> Gencade: DomLS3 won
22:50 < Gencade> apparently
22:50 <@NinjaStyle> Gencade: yeah i saw everyone got devoiced but i didnt really read any of the scrollback
22:51 < Gencade> it was quite explosive NinjaStyle
22:51 < Heresiarch> NinjaStyle: you didn't miss much.
22:51 <@NinjaStyle> things tend to work themselves out
22:51 <@NinjaStyle> so that's good
22:51 < Gencade> especially when everyone gets devoiced NinjaStyle
22:51 < Hatter> DomLS3 won by being a sniveling little weasel
22:51 < mal_will> I wish I cared enough to check the buffer
22:51 < Gencade> and one of the combatants gets q'd
22:51 < DomLS3> winnings winning
22:51 <@NinjaStyle> good that its over
22:51 < Hatter> woops I just apologized for hurtful remarks
22:51 < mal_will> but I don't
22:52 <@NinjaStyle> so printers eh
22:52 <@NinjaStyle> and powershell
22:52 < mal_will> Ribbons
22:52 < DomLS3> and dns
22:52 < Gencade> and SCCM
22:52 <@NinjaStyle> fucking dns
22:52 < mal_will> transistors
22:52 < insecurity> blame the network
22:52 < Gencade> and layer-eight
22:52 < mal_will> "It was unplugged the whole time!"
22:52 <@NinjaStyle> lol
22:53 < mal_will> gdi
22:53 < Gencade> I went to the gym a bit ago
22:53 < mal_will> I set a jennifer up with two SMTPs
22:53 < Gencade> my body hurts
22:53 <@NinjaStyle> ive legit had that happen "is it pluged in" "ugh yes of course" `drive over` `plug it in` "its fixed..."
22:53 < mal_will> Just Jennifer and Jenny
22:53 < mal_will> she's so fuckign confused now
22:53 < Gencade> OH I THOUGHT YOU MEANT IS THE MONITOR PLUGGED IN NinjaStyle
22:53 < mal_will> why did I try to be good at my job?
22:53 < DongServer> im neutral
22:54 < mal_will> Just...don't try kids
22:54 < DongServer> don't wanna
22:54 < DongServer> collect chex n out
22:54 < Gencade> Did the empire do anything wrong
22:54 < mal_will> "I'm not receiving any emails that say Jennifer" ...have you been giving out the jennifer email address?
22:54 <@NinjaStyle> DENVER B-SIDES TOMORROW GUYS
22:54 < mal_will> I'm GOING
22:54 <@NinjaStyle> im excited
22:55 <@NinjaStyle> i hope it doesnt suck, but last year was fun
22:55 < mal_will> Wanna meet up?
22:55 <@NinjaStyle> :)
22:55 < DongServer> ASL?
22:55 < mal_will> 17/f/texas
22:55 < Gencade> DongServer, 21 / male / missouri
22:56 <@NinjaStyle> 14/f/police station
22:56 < mal_will> lol
22:56 < Gencade> whihc police station NinjaStyle
22:56 <@NinjaStyle> the one by your house
22:56 <@NinjaStyle> wanna meet for sex?
22:56 < Gencade> sure, my address is 123 t street
22:56 <@JollyRgrs> Gencade: what?
22:56 <@JollyRgrs> 123 Sesame St
22:56 < Gencade> JollyRgrs, what?
22:56 < mal_will> 2004 internet street
22:56 <@JollyRgrs> that's where it is at
22:56 < DomLS3> 111 hacker way
22:57 < Gencade> that's linuxdood's address DomLS3
22:57 < Gencade> I mean domsl3
22:57 < DomLS3> 111 snowflake way
22:57 < DomLS3> that's his address
22:57 <@NinjaStyle> SO PRINTERS
22:57 < DomLS3> and it's just DOMSL
22:57 < DomLS3> lol
22:57 <@NinjaStyle> WHAT THE FUCK AMIRITE
22:57 < hxcsp> right
22:57 < mal_will> "I have not given out the Jennifer email address. Should I be?" FUCK
22:57 <@NinjaStyle> thanks hxcsp
22:57 < DomLS3> what about printwhores
22:57 < mal_will> I wish I could fire people
22:57 < Gencade> you can
22:58 < hxcsp> mal_will: just do it
22:58 < Gencade> they just don't listen to you
22:58 < mal_will> This person can't even handle having a mouse, get rid of her
22:58 <@NinjaStyle> lol Gencade
22:58 < Hatter> firing people really isn't all that fun
22:58 < Hatter> I've had to do it many times
22:58 < hxcsp> mal_will: if you cant fire them, you need to be extremely blunt with them.. "You cant even handle having a fucking mouse, you should be fired"
22:58 < Gencade> would you fire DomLS3, Hatter ?
22:59 < Hatter> out of a cannon and into the hawaiian volcano
22:59 < Gencade> D:
22:59 < DomLS3> I hope he says yes because I would fire Hatter quicker than a bird shits of a freshly cleaned car
22:59 < DomLS3> on*
22:59 < Gencade> NinjaStyle, D:
22:59 <@NinjaStyle> Gencade: :)
22:59 <@NinjaStyle> <3
22:59 < Gencade> would you fire domls3 if he was a printer Hatter ?
22:59 < mal_will> stone.cold. hxcsp
22:59 < Gencade> something something printers
22:59 < hxcsp> its the only way
23:00 < hxcsp> eventually everyone will catch on, and she will just quit
23:00 < mal_will> I'd beat DomLS3 with a bat if he was a printer
23:00 < tsarbomba> (((PRINTERS)))
23:00 < mal_will> nothing personal
23:00 < Gencade> PRINTERS
23:00 < mal_will> just printer shit
23:00 < DomLS3> go all office space on me
23:00 < mal_will> yee
23:00 < Gencade> DNS
23:00 < DomLS3> back up in yo ass with the ressurection
23:00 < mal_will> I'd play that kirsten dunst redo of going japanese
23:00 < mal_will> Classsssiic
23:00 <@NinjaStyle> that shit was weird
23:00 < mal_will> Totally not racist
23:01 < hxcsp> im watching this video now
23:01 <@NinjaStyle> im gonna do it too
23:01 < mal_will> Tell us how great you think it is
23:01 < hxcsp> starts off filming sad japanese people
23:01 < hxcsp> ok
23:01 < mal_will> lol
23:02 <@JollyRgrs> i show up to work around 8:30ish... before 9am.... leaving at 4:30 or 5 isn't bad, is it?
23:02 <@NinjaStyle> nah
23:02 <@NinjaStyle> thats normal
23:02 < hxcsp> JollyRgrs: every minute you dont work you are stealing from your company
23:02 < hxcsp> :|
23:02 <@JollyRgrs> i mean, lately, i don't even take a 1 hr lunch b/c i've been bringing lunch
23:02 < DongServer> not baws but normal
23:02 < mal_will> every shit is $5
23:02 <@JollyRgrs> hxcsp: salary bby
23:02 < mal_will> $5 stolen bucks
23:02 <@JollyRgrs> mal_will: only $5?
23:02 < hxcsp> JollyRgrs: thats what my old boss used to tell me unfortunately, even though i was salary
23:03 < hxcsp> he was a piece of shit
23:03 < mal_will> What are you impacted?
23:03 <@JollyRgrs> either that's a super fast one... or i get paid a lot less while i'm in the restroom
23:03 < mal_will> Eat more bran
23:03 < AnimalFarmPig> you must take quick poops
23:03 < AnimalFarmPig> or get paid little
23:03 < mal_will> It's the pay one
23:03 < DongServer> POOP
23:03 < mal_will> maybe, idk
23:03 < hxcsp> mal_will: i had to turn the video off
23:03 < hxcsp> just no
23:03 < mal_will> School never tells you how long a normal bathroom break should take
23:03 < mal_will> I know all about powerpoint
23:03 < DongServer> they ask you 1 or 2
23:04 < mal_will> It's a bad song hxcsp
23:04 <@JollyRgrs> mal_will: i think some schools have a policy... like if kid went to restroom and is more than 20 min, check on em
23:04 < DongServer> I say #3
23:04 < mal_will> I used to teach sped kids
23:04 < hxcsp> smoking in the boys room
23:04 < mal_will> It sucked to have to journey into the bathroom
23:04 <@JollyRgrs> hxcsp: what video?
23:04 <@NinjaStyle> i think i heard that turning japanese was supposed to mean a making cum face
23:04 < DongServer> vaping with the kids
23:04 < mal_will> "Heyyyy, so. What's going on?"
23:04 < hxcsp> JollyRgrs: Turning Japanese - Kirsten Dunst
23:04 < mal_will> "Everything come out alright? No?"
23:04 <@NinjaStyle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0X3CLJVMJU
23:04 <@JollyRgrs> NinjaStyle: i heard that, too
23:05 < hxcsp> Im sorry in advance JollyRgrs
23:05 < tsarbomba> if you came charging into the bathroom while i was taking a 20 minute shit you'd end up taking an expensive ride in a white van with lots of lights on it
23:05 < tsarbomba> #realtalk
23:05 < DongServer> moss likely jerking it
23:05 < hxcsp> tsarbomba: a hazmat van?
23:05 < AnimalFarmPig> icecream truck?
23:05 < tsarbomba> ambulance or coroner's. dealer's choice.
23:06 < mal_will> The worst thing I saw a kid fucking with in the bathroom was a bellybutton ring
23:06 <@JollyRgrs> wtf is dunst doing dressed and singing like that?
23:06 <@NinjaStyle> no idea
23:06 < tsarbomba> trying to find her career?
23:06 < mal_will> they decided like 2 on a tuesday was the time to clean and smell it
23:06 <@NinjaStyle> is super weird
23:06 < hxcsp> being racist
23:06 <@JollyRgrs> tsarbomba: i thought her career was kissing spooderman
23:06 < mal_will> nah, not racist at all
23:07 < mal_will> while were here though
23:07 < tsarbomba> it might be, but she was replaced as mary jane like 3 movies ago
23:07 < mal_will> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LiaYDPRedWQ
23:07 < mal_will> Enjoy, my loves
23:07 < mal_will> GWEN STACY BIIITCH
23:07 < tsarbomba> i'm not saying she might find herself walking ventura blvd. with an overloaded shopping cart soon
23:07 < tsarbomba> but i'm not not saying it, either
23:07 < hxcsp> mal_will: im not even going to let the ad finish on that one before i close it
23:07 <@NinjaStyle> the avril lavigne is way worse
23:08 < mal_will> live hxcsp
23:08 < mal_will> LIVE damn you
23:08 < CheckYourSix> hxcsp: You still have ads on YouTube?
23:08 < mal_will> l2 Google Play Music nerd
23:08 <@NinjaStyle> god damn i hate avril lavigne
23:08 < hxcsp> lol
23:08 < tsarbomba> can a brother get a vidya of rose mcgowan singing the theme song to all in the family?
23:08 < mal_will> ...no
23:08 < mal_will> ?
23:08 < mal_will> Is that real?
23:08 <@NinjaStyle> tsarbomba: wat
23:09 <@JollyRgrs> can a brother get a vidya of Mr. T singing Let It Go?
23:09 < AnimalFarmPig> according to /r/conspiracy Avril was replaced with a lookalike several years ago when she tried to expose the [[[elite]]] through coded messages in her song lyrics
23:09 < hxcsp> night elf mohawk
23:09 < tsarbomba> it seems just as viable as kirsten dunst singing a bad 80s pop song
23:09 <@JollyRgrs> haha
23:09 < tsarbomba> oh so avril was part of the canadian alt-reich resistance
23:09 <@NinjaStyle> AnimalFarmPig: nah this is def the same one
23:09 < tsarbomba> i think south park did an episode on that
23:09 <@NinjaStyle> AnimalFarmPig: you cant fake that much fake
23:09 < AnimalFarmPig> NinjaStyle: I don't know, they've got some pretty convincing evidence
23:09 <@JollyRgrs> time to cut off this stupid mcafee full disk scan and pack it up for the night
23:10 < Two9A> Yeah, post-UMS Avril is a very different Avril
23:10 < mal_will> it was proven fake AnimalFarmPig
23:10 < mal_will> Totes made up to show how gullible everyone is
23:10 < AnimalFarmPig> mal_will: proven by whom? The mainstream media!?
23:10 <@NinjaStyle> lol
23:10 < mal_will> lel topkek
23:11 < mal_will> https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/avril-lavigne-dead-conspiracy-theory/ This probably tells you
23:11 < mal_will> I didn't read it, haha
23:11 < tsarbomba> are you neckbeards completely unfamiliar with breast enhancement surgery
23:11 < tsarbomba> same girl. different bustline.
23:11 < tsarbomba> get over it.
23:11 < hxcsp> Snopes.com is the real conspiracy
23:11 < hxcsp> one website to debunk EVERYTHING?
23:11 < hxcsp> yeah right
23:11 < mal_will> when did breasts pop in here?
23:11 < Two9A> Yeah, this isn't anything to do with body shape
23:11 < AnimalFarmPig> conspiracy theorist dies and goes to heaven. Jesus says he'll answer one question. Conspiracy theorist asks who really shot Kennedy. Jesus says, "It was Oswald acting alone." The conspiracy theorist says, "This goes higher than I thought!"
23:11 < tsarbomba> mal_will, WHEN DIDN'T THEY ayyyyy
23:12 < tsarbomba> animalfarmpig lol
23:12 < tsarbomba> i think i need to make some alterations to that joke and use it
23:12 < Two9A> The Avril from '03 or so would never have put out Girlfriend, let alone that kawaii shit that came later
23:12 < hxcsp> HE WAS A SKATER BOY I SAID SEE YOU LATER BOY
23:12 < mal_will> she was like 16 in 03
23:12 < AnimalFarmPig> tsarbomba: it's an old joke, feel free to use it. I know people have already made alterations to make it more modern topical
23:12 < Two9A> hxcsp: See, powerful lyrics
23:12 < mal_will> I was chewing up hydrocodone at 16
23:12 < Two9A> Nothing like I DON'T LIKE UR BOYFREND
23:13 <@NinjaStyle> avril lavigne is a deep fake
23:13 < mal_will> not an advil makes my tum tumm hurt
23:13 < mal_will> people change
23:13 < tsarbomba> avril is part of the counter-insurgency against the derp state
23:13 < mal_will> I'll buy that one
23:13 < Two9A> [I need to do more Avril mashups]
23:13 <@NinjaStyle> for those who dont know https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deepfake
23:14 < mal_will> What is this site http://www.godlikeproductions.com/forum1/message1966226/pg1?disclaimer=1
23:14 < tsarbomba> pfft. wikipedia = fake news
23:14 < tsarbomba> i don't get fake porn. are people that desperate to see ANY random titties
23:15 < tsarbomba> the internet is lousy with random titties
23:15 <@NinjaStyle> it doesnt have to be porn it can be ANYTHING
23:15 < tsarbomba> well i get the 'deepfake' thing
23:15 < tsarbomba> but fake porn baffles me
23:15 < xamithan> Like hentai ?
23:15 < tsarbomba> no, like faked porn
23:15 < DongServer> emoji p0rn
23:15 < tsarbomba> like the 9231048058908423 photos of emma watson that appeared after the harry potter movies
23:16 < tsarbomba> the girl's tiny and weighs maybe 95lbs soaking wet yet people were photoshopping her head onto these massively thicc bodies with G-cups and shit
23:16 < AnimalFarmPig> because porn is like an action movie. It's more interesting when you feel an emotional attachment to the characters.
23:16 < tsarbomba> if you're going to ask me to suspend disbelief at least make it something non-obvious
23:16 < felda> woops
23:16 < tsarbomba> i guess most internet people are better at self-delusion than i am
23:17 < AnimalFarmPig> without that emotional attachment, it's just senseless violence/fucking
23:17 < felda> I've been setting up literally all of my new Dell PCs with Samsung's RAPID mode enabled
23:17 < felda> turns out it's mostly dongers and probably not a good idea
23:17 < scwizard> so uhh
23:17 < scwizard> https://cloud.google.com/compute/docs/instances/enable-nested-virtualization-vm-instances
23:17 < felda>  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ who knew
23:17 < tsarbomba> "emotional attachment" to a hollywood actress seems REALLY close to incel
23:17 < scwizard> this tells me how to create a nested vm disk from a disk
23:17 < tsarbomba> definitey stalker-y
23:17 < scwizard> how do i create a nested vm from an image??
23:17 < mal_will> ++ tsarbomba
23:17 < mal_will> Kind of hat ewhen people are sad about celebrity deaths, too
23:17 < mal_will> like, *TOO* sad
23:18 < AnimalFarmPig> :shrug: why would I want to see random people fucking? Slightly more interesting to see a celebrity fucking. For the same reason that the tabloids at the supermarket checkout talk about celebrity marriages and not the marriages of your neighbors.
23:18 < khelpw> I know people who are still upset over the guy from linkin park
23:18 < mal_will> "Steve Buscemi died, he helped me through some hard times. Gee, I'm real broken up about it"
23:18 < tsarbomba> THE GUY FROM LINKIN PARK IS DEAD?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!!!!?!!!!1111ONEONE
23:18 < AnimalFarmPig> I don't really get the celeb death thing though
23:18 <@NinjaStyle> hoax
23:18 < mal_will> same reason I stop to watch dogs humping in the street hxcsp
23:18 < mal_will> because I can
23:19 < khelpw> I'm just saying mal_will you pull this shit when Attenborough dies and you're gonna get some serious hate mail.
23:19 < AnimalFarmPig> I was sad when Hugo and Fidel died. I think that's about it.
23:19 < tsarbomba> i was a little sad when hilary duff died
23:19 < tsarbomba> but not since then
23:19 < khelpw> How about Steve Irwin?
23:19 < tsarbomba> he shouldn't have fucked with the stingray
23:19 < khelpw> Or Mr. Rogers.
23:19 < tsarbomba> he shouldn't have fucked with the puppets
23:20 < AnimalFarmPig> When was the last time Steve Irwin led a ragtag band of revolutionaries to overthrow a comprador dictator backed by the most powerful country in the world?
23:20 < khelpw> I just mean genuinely good people, who had significant positive contributions on a pretty massive scale
23:20 < AnimalFarmPig> like 1993 maybe?
23:20 < tsarbomba> animalfarmpig, i think i read a fanfic along those lines back in 2012
23:20 < khelpw> Is it wrong to feel that they'll be missed, or that their death had some impact on you?
23:21 < AnimalFarmPig> tsarbomba: I think my wife wrote an erotic fanfic something along those lines
23:21 < tsarbomba> you guys, i must admit it: i'm still not over the death of raymond burr
23:21 <@NinjaStyle> damn i was just feeling like shit and hungry like wtf i going on
23:21 <@NinjaStyle> is*
23:21 <@NinjaStyle> turns out i never ate my food
23:21 < tsarbomba> same, actually
23:21 <@NinjaStyle> lol
23:21 < tsarbomba> my stomach is eating itself and my lunch stuff is in the fridge untouched
23:21 < khelpw> Same, except for the part where I never ate my food
23:21 < khelpw> I ate my food like an hour ago
23:21 < khelpw> still feel like I didn't.
23:22 < tsarbomba> i think i'm going to just grab unhealthy toxic bullshit fast food on the way home
23:22 < tsarbomba> any suggestions
23:22 < AnimalFarmPig> Taco Cabana
23:22 <@NinjaStyle> taco star
23:22 < tsarbomba> the only fake mexican i know of around here is the border
23:22 < tsarbomba> most of the mexi places are sit-down and quite good
23:23 < tsarbomba> maybe i'll go find an arby's and see what their gyros taste like
23:23 <@NinjaStyle> gross
23:23 < tsarbomba> shrug. can't be worse than a mcdonalds burger
23:24 <@NinjaStyle> why is every arbys employee on meth
23:24 < tsarbomba> oh wow is there only one arby's in miami?
23:24 < DongServer> cuz they pay well
23:24 < AnimalFarmPig> man, I occasionally want Arby's, but both home and work are in like a "No Arbies" zone. It's like 20 minute drive from either one to an Arby's.
23:25 < tsarbomba> ah there we go. still. they're kinda out of the way
23:25 < tsarbomba> yeah here too
23:25 < Zrane_> I like their roast beef and curly fries.
23:25 < tsarbomba> apparently i need to drive at least 4 miles out of my way to get there
23:25 < sadbox> AnimalFarmPig: my apartment has like 4 restaurants across the street and then nothing for 20 minutes
23:25 < Zrane_> But it always seems fucking expensive for what it is.
23:25 < tsarbomba> 4 miles in miami traffic is basically 50 light years
23:25 < AnimalFarmPig> I think Arby's is just in areas with lots of white people maybe?
23:25 <@NinjaStyle> i like arbys fries and chicken sammich
23:26  * tsarbomba looks for popeye's
23:26 < AnimalFarmPig> sadbox: sad. My neighborhood is kind of like that, but not as bad.
23:26 < sadbox> AnimalFarmPig: bonus is that it encourages me to just cook better food myself
23:26 < AnimalFarmPig> awesome taco joint opened up in the convenience store though, so that's good
23:26 < sadbox> I will probably die less quickly
23:26 < AnimalFarmPig> sadbox: it just encourages me to get food delivered rather than drive myself :P
23:27 < sadbox> downside is that I bought an espresso machine because there's also no good coffee near me either
23:27 < Zrane_> Benefits of living in a flyover city.  I can get anywhere within 30 minutes, an hour of it's rush hour.
23:27 < sadbox> AnimalFarmPig: I hate food delivery
23:27 < sadbox> soooooo much
23:27 < tsarbomba> what's to hate
23:27 < felda> hahaha so sad our dear leader cryptic1 doesn't even have his own website
23:27 < Zrane_> I push button on phone, food shows up.
23:27 < AnimalFarmPig> I usually use UberEats. The thing I hate about it is watching the fucking retarded routes that drivers take to get to my house.
23:28 < sadbox> tsarbomba: it's cold, soggy, etc, etc, food just doesn't travel well, at least not food that's meant to travel
23:28 < tsarbomba> damn your delivery service sucks
23:28 < sadbox> tsarbomba: doordash, ubereats, etc doesn't really matter
23:28 < coderphive> uhm
23:28 < coderphive> What are you guys doing?
23:28 < tsarbomba> planning dinner
23:28 < coderphive> It's 4:28
23:28 < coderphive> Get back to work
23:28 < tsarbomba> i may have to suck it up and drive home, then order a pizza
23:28 < sadbox> tsarbomba: specific delivery foods are fine, i.e. pizza and wings and stuff
23:28 < tsarbomba> it's 5:28pm
23:28 < tsarbomba> where god pays attention
23:29 < coderphive> tsarbomba jokes on you, there is no god
23:29 <@NinjaStyle> tsarbomba: its actually 3:28 here
23:29 < AnimalFarmPig> A few weeks ago, I ordered some calzones. I watched on the map as the UberEats driver picked them up, started driving to my house, took the wrong exit and ended up in the airport, and then cancelled the order. I had to re-order, the place cooked the food again, and another driver brought it to me.
23:29 <@NinjaStyle> lol
23:29 < tsarbomba> ninjastyle the mountains don't count, you guys are 30 years behind the rest of the world, not just 2 hours behind the east coast
23:29 < tsarbomba> :D
23:29 < coderphive> AnimalFarmPig that's disgusting
23:29 < AnimalFarmPig> damn driver stole my calzones
23:29 <@NinjaStyle> im not in the mountains
23:29 < tsarbomba> that dude totally ate your food
23:29 < sadbox> AnimalFarmPig: It does not help that GPS to my apartment takes you on this stupid ass route
23:29 < tsarbomba> it's not the first time
23:30 < tsarbomba> he had probably finished the calzone by the time he cancelled the order
23:30 < tsarbomba> then he could go back to uber all like WHAT THE DUDE WASN'T HOME
23:30 < sadbox> AnimalFarmPig: where it tries to take you on the other side of a barrier / wall
23:30 <@NinjaStyle> maybe he fled the country with your calzone
23:30 <@NinjaStyle> since he went to the airport
23:30 < ThatOneRoadie> F9 Block 5 Webcast is live: http://www.spacex.com/webcast
23:30 < tsarbomba> i've read some uber drivers have gps spoofing. like fucking ingress.
23:31 < AnimalFarmPig> sadbox: that's always fun. I lived in an apartment like that once. I kept giving people directions and telling them not to follow GPS, and they would keep calling me after the GPS gets them lost.
23:31 < ThatOneRoadie> New "Upgraded" block V Falcon 9, planning on recovering on the barge today
23:31 < coderphive> NinjaStyle you think the US justice system would have an answer for such a thing
23:31 < sadbox> AnimalFarmPig: my last apartment was slightly worse, I was on El Camino Real in mountain view
23:31 < tsarbomba> the death penalty works
23:31 < coderphive> but nooo, TSA isn't checking for calzones these days
23:31 <@NinjaStyle> srsly
23:31 < sadbox> there was another apartment at the same address in sunnyvale (next down over)
23:31 < tsarbomba> "not a liquid. MOVE ALONG, SIR"
23:31 < AnimalFarmPig> okay, it's 4:30, I'm last one from my team in the office. I think I'm going to leave an tell everybody that I worked until like 5:30.
23:31 < AnimalFarmPig> sadbox: lol, nice
23:32 <@NinjaStyle> yet it get griefed for some locks and lock picks
23:32 < sadbox> AnimalFarmPig: and GPS defaulted to that one
23:32 <@NinjaStyle> s/it/i
23:32 < tsarbomba> oh that reminds me
23:32 < sadbox> so I'd have to argue w/ people that they weren't even in the right city
23:32 < coderphive> NinjaStyle are you Thief irl?
23:32 <@NinjaStyle> ye
23:32 < sadbox> tsarbomba: also re: delivery, food is just never as good when it's been stuck in a packaged and steamed for 20-40 minutes en-route to you
23:33 < coderphive> sadbox and hotboxed with the drivers farts
23:33 < coderphive> can't forget that
23:33 <@NinjaStyle> :(
23:34 < coderphive> I literally have a family owned pizza joint right behind my house
23:34 < coderphive> so fuck take outs
23:34 < coderphive> ALSO
23:34 < coderphive> fuck all of you that said we'd hang out while I was in Austin
23:34 < coderphive> ahem TuxedoJack
23:34 < rhqq> spacex webcast
23:34 < rhqq> in case nobody mentioned yet
23:34 < rhqq> t-12:30
23:34 < sadbox> coderphive: come hang out w/ me in san jose
23:34 < coderphive> sigh
23:35 < coderphive> That part of the world makes me sad
23:35 < coderphive> So much good talent stuck in that one area
23:35 <@NinjaStyle> what was weird is i brought all my picks and practice locks and bypass tools to vegas, and even though they asked about every single thing, they let me bring them
23:35 < coderphive> NinjaStyle I don't think that's particularly illegal to possess?
23:35 < sadbox> NinjaStyle: I once brought a foodsaver and sous vide stick through the TSA
23:35 < TuxedoJack> coderphive: I forgot it was my anniversary with my better half. 2 years
23:36 <@NinjaStyle> its not but its still all metal and heavy af
23:36 < sadbox> "I have never seen it light up for every single thing in a suitcase before!"
23:36 < coderphive> TuxedoJack it's aight, congrats doe
23:36 < coderphive> You missed my sweet talk ^_^
23:36 < sadbox> speaking of anniversaries
23:36 < sadbox> the 10-year metals are dumb
23:36 < sadbox> who gives their partner tin or aluminum?
23:37 < felda> everybody is watching the SpaceX Falcon 9 Block 5 first launch right?!
23:37 < coderphive> no
23:37 < coderphive> I'm watching felda.io
23:37 < felda> B O I
23:37 < coderphive> waiting for an update
23:37 <@NinjaStyle> link it am too lazy to use google
23:37 < ThatOneRoadie> http://www.spacex.com/webcast
23:38 <@NinjaStyle> ty
23:39 < ThatOneRoadie> Very french CEO
23:39 < tsarbomba> man you guys have just utter tras for delivery
23:40 < tsarbomba> felda.io is down! FIX IT
23:40 < felda> yessir
23:40 < DongServer> felda.ie is up tho
23:40 < felda> it was cryptic1's fault
23:41 < Nightcinder> Well Fuck. Simple exchange update failed and had to roll back losing a day of email because I don't have enough storage for proper snapshot
23:41 < Nightcinder> Get to explain that one tomorrow
23:41 < DongServer> fun
23:41 < binaryhermit> would it piss off Grimes's boyfriend if the rocket blowed up instead of launching?  If so, I'm rooting for it to blow up real good
23:41 < Nightcinder> Our exchange environment is so fucked
23:41 < GreyKite> Nightcinder: most are
23:42 < DongServer> rekt
23:42 < GreyKite> only the really big places have it dialed in
23:42 < DongServer> use DAGs
23:42 <@NinjaStyle> that's why o365 is so popular
23:42 < DongServer> no to o365
23:42 < binaryhermit> https://www.cnet.com/news/chrome-extension-replaces-elon-musk-with-grimess-boyfriend/
23:42 <@NinjaStyle> lol
23:43 < DongServer> wire me $200
23:43 <@NinjaStyle> in about 2 days that extension turns to malware
23:43 < DongServer> boop boop
23:44 < ThatOneRoadie> 2 minutes to launch
23:45 < Hatsjoe> It never ceases to amaze me, rocket launches
23:45 < DongServer> only when it crashes
23:45 < DongServer> BSOD launch
23:45 <@NinjaStyle> yeah it def ceases to amaze me when it just explodes
23:45 < Hatsjoe> Falcon 9 runs on Linux so a kernel panic sounds more reasonable
23:45 <@NinjaStyle> i could totally make a rocket explode
23:46 < rhqq> their server room is surprisingly small btw
23:46 < admiralspark> sooooooo
23:46 < DongServer> I can make my rod explode
23:46 < ThatOneRoadie> I mean, they had a rocket kernel panic and not launch at T+00:00:00.5
23:46 < Hatsjoe> But it has like 5 flight computers iirc so its not likely its going to fail
23:46 < admiralspark> hows everyone dealing with the CredSSP updates
23:46 < rhqq> 3 per module
23:46 < ThatOneRoadie> Awwwwwwwwww
23:46 < ThatOneRoadie> abort
23:46 < ThatOneRoadie> They aborted
23:46 < Hatsjoe> Oh snap
23:47 < rhqq> kaboom? :P
23:47 < rhqq> eh
23:47 < ThatOneRoadie> no kaboom
23:47 < tsarbomba> choose life
23:47 < ThatOneRoadie> safe abort
23:47 < rhqq> eh, no anomalies :<
23:47 < coderphive> insert GNUC abortion joke
23:47 < ThatOneRoadie> F9 internal computer took over and then almost immediately signaled abort
23:47 < ThatOneRoadie> which one of you fuckers kernel panicked it
23:47 < rhqq> maybe they forgot to update software xD
23:48 < tsarbomba> i told them to disable ipx
23:48 < Hatsjoe> T-15:00
23:48 < Hatsjoe> But not yet counting down
23:48 <@NinjaStyle> i relayed a credssp auth to it and did shutdown /t 0
23:49 < ThatOneRoadie> Countdown reset, they're re-confirming go orders and re-topping fuel
23:49 <@NinjaStyle> i knew admiralspark hadnt patched yet
23:49 <@NinjaStyle> he did this
23:50 < Gencade> hi guys
23:50 < Gencade> <3
23:50 < DongServer> hi <3
23:50 < Gencade> DongServer, <333
23:50 < rhqq> ew
23:50 < DongServer> woot woot 143
23:50 < Gencade> D:
23:50 < admiralspark> NinjaStyle: huehuehue
23:51 < admiralspark> Actually the problem rn is Microsoft patched part of us, for us, so we can't RDP anywhere
23:51 < DongServer> I got my contractor badge and doing shit
23:51 < admiralspark> which is fine by me because I use SSH for most of my servers
23:51 < admiralspark> but
23:51 < admiralspark> yeahhhhhh
23:51 < felda> pls SpaceX
23:51 < coderphive> contractor badge
23:51 < coderphive> welcome to Tata
23:51 < DongServer> that's the title on my badge lol
23:52 <@NinjaStyle> where the fuck is my flame thrower elon musk
23:52 < coderphive> kek
23:52 < Gencade> NinjaStyle, in that ass
23:52 <@NinjaStyle> i bought that shit like 6 months ago
23:53 < coderphive> Just like his cars, it will be a few years late
23:53 < coderphive> whoops
23:53 < coderphive> but
23:53 <@NinjaStyle> srsly
23:53 < coderphive> it's Made in California
23:53 < coderphive> isn't that nice?
23:53 < rhqq> not really :P
23:53 < DongServer> Made by Mexicans?
23:53 < Gencade> NinjaStyle, How do you feel about the whole chan gettingdevoiced
23:53 < coderphive> o ok
23:53 <@NinjaStyle> i would buy a model 3 if it wasnt 18 months delivery time
23:54 < coderphive> I mostly refuse to buy a model 3 because it's made in Silicon Valley
23:54 <@NinjaStyle> Gencade: i looked up at the scrollback for a sec and seemed like a shitshow
23:54 <@NinjaStyle> so it was probably warranted
23:54 < Nightcinder> so essentially
23:54 < Gencade> But you saw me being an angel right NinjaStyle
23:54 < Nightcinder> i did an update from CU8 to CU20
23:54 < Nightcinder> which failed at languages and then at hub transport
23:54 <@NinjaStyle> Gencade: no way man
23:54 < felda> lmao this SpaceX stream I'm watching
23:55 < rhqq> ok, so tl'dr they have too much data, since there's a policy encouraging everyone who is responsible for any part of the equipment to gather more and more sensor readings and data
23:55 < sadbox> coderphive: Fremont is stretching a bit for silicon valley
23:55 < felda> Falcon9: Mr Musk I don't feel so good
23:55 < coderphive> sadbox whateva
23:55 < admiralspark> Nightcinder: did it take 3 days?
23:55 < felda> ===:::....'''````
23:55 < coderphive> sadbox that area of the country
23:55 < felda> ;_;
23:55 < felda> cry
23:55 < rhqq> my guess is they didnt update everything to match block5 readouts
23:55 < rhqq> >.>
23:56 < Gencade> NinjaStyle, but I was
23:56 < Nightcinder> admiralspark: it crashed on step 9 and 10 about 2 hrs in
23:56 < Nightcinder> and event viewer was throwing tons of errors
23:56 <@NinjaStyle> they cant get the logs because admiralspark broke rdp to the rocket
23:56 < Nightcinder> SO
23:56 < Nightcinder> i'm going to use this as a reason we need to go to o365
23:56 < Nightcinder> i was already setting up a trial acct
23:56 < Nightcinder> lets gooooo
23:56 < felda> if you want a spacex stream with good commentary you can watch this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gn1GrvXLYYA
23:57 < felda> livestream from the everyday astronaut
23:57 <@NinjaStyle> Nightcinder: were you supposed to patch the CU in phases or is it ok to go from 9 to 20 all in one go?
23:57 < Nightcinder> NinjaStyle: afaik you can go from 8 to 20, i didn't see naything that said i couldn't
23:57 < Nightcinder> nor did it yell at me
23:57 < Nightcinder> it deletes all your exchange files anyway
23:57 < Nightcinder> and recreates them
23:57 <@NinjaStyle> that sucks
23:57 < coderphive> I wonder if they use Kube on the Falcon 9
23:57 < coderphive> they have to
23:57 < admiralspark> NinjaStyle: IM SORRY
23:57 < Nightcinder> but i don't have enough storage to snapshot it
23:57 <@NinjaStyle> coderphive: windows vista
23:58 < coderphive> rip
23:58 <@NinjaStyle> jm
23:58 < Nightcinder> they were so busy focusing on OMG WE NEED MORE CPU
23:58 < Nightcinder> that we have no storage
23:58 <@NinjaStyle> admiralspark: god dammit
23:58 < Nightcinder> and we have a stupid fucking hp 3par you can't just add storage to
23:58 < Nightcinder> you need special hp only shit
23:58 <@NinjaStyle> look wat youve done
23:58 < felda> SpaceX actually uses pfsense for controls on the rocket
23:58 < coderphive> NinjaStyle I bet there's a lenovo running vista that flies the falcon 9
23:59 <@NinjaStyle> coderphive: probably a r series
23:59 < Nightcinder> can i revoke a key from an exchange server
23:59 <@NinjaStyle> r420
23:59 < coderphive> r for racer, amirite?
23:59 < coderphive> jk rocket
23:59 < Nightcinder> i'm thinking maybe create a new exchange 2013 cu20 server and then decom the old one
23:59 <@NinjaStyle> r for really plasticy
23:59 < rhqq> r for reverse retarted
23:59 < Gencade> r for really retarded
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