--- Log opened Fri May 11 00:00:02 2018
--- Day changed Fri May 11 2018
00:00 < coderphive> wow
00:00 < Gencade> WOW
00:00 < Gencade> W
00:00 < coderphive> today is thursday
00:00 < Gencade> O
00:00 < Gencade> W
00:00 <@cryptic1> cancer in here again
00:00 < coderphive> that's cray
00:00 <@NinjaStyle> cryptic1: lol why?
00:00 <@NinjaStyle> its not that bad right now
00:01 <@cryptic1> who oped ninjastyle?
00:01  * NinjaStyle hides
00:01 < coderphive> rip
00:01 < rhqq> o.o
00:01 < xe0n> morn
00:01 < coderphive> !deop cryptic1
00:01 < coderphive> damn
00:01 < coderphive> hacking skills aren't what they were
00:01  * NinjaStyle takes note not to challenge cryptic1 
00:01 < hxcsp> coderphive: its /deop
00:01 < GreyKite> NinjaStyle: never challenge cryptic1
00:02 < Gencade> I will destroy that ass cryptic1
00:02 <+NinjaStyle> cryptic1: i had op for like 2 weeks, new rogue op record
00:02 < coderphive> o shi
00:02 < DongServer> whose paying me to be here cryptic1?
00:02 < xtensive> how did you pull that off NinjaStyle ?
00:02 <+NinjaStyle> iunno
00:02 <@cryptic1> he hax
00:02 < xtensive> s/hax/ZJ
00:02 <+NinjaStyle> cryptic1: be nice to me
00:03 <+NinjaStyle> jeez
00:03 < coderphive> I wonder if they'll write an IRC server in Go
00:03  * coderphive googles
00:03 <+NinjaStyle> deoping me in front of all my friends
00:03 < DongServer> cryptic1 PMS occassionally
00:03 < DongServer> ^
00:03 <@cryptic1> l33t haxor NinjaStyle
00:04 < Gencade> cryptic1, I'll destroy you
00:04 < DongServer> how to overcome PE?
00:04 <+NinjaStyle> cryptic1: admiralspark broke the rocket and i get punished, typical
00:04 < coderphive> I actually ping -f'd the rocket
00:04 < coderphive> fyi
00:04 <@cryptic1> who is admiralspark ? and what is this rocket you speak of?
00:04 <+NinjaStyle> cryptic1: the spacex rocket that is bork
00:05 < admiralspark> cryptic1: I'm hurt
00:05 < Gencade> no you're admiralspark
00:05 < admiralspark> hey dad
00:05 <+NinjaStyle> admiralspark: didnt patch the credssp bug on the rocket and i shut it down, then he couldnt rdp in to get the logs
00:05 < Gencade> no im Gencade
00:05 < DongServer> s/hurt/butthurt
00:05 <+NinjaStyle> cryptic1: you gotta keep up, shit is moving fast around here
00:05 < hxcsp> til spacex uses RDP to navigate rockets
00:06 < Gencade> then you should eat some fiber NinjaStyle
00:06 < Sarah> NinjaStyle: heh, the redlines tripped as soon as the computers took over
00:06 < Sarah> it feels weird since just 30 minutes ago i was writing the same exact logic in our flight computer
00:06 < Gencade> Sarah, you have to settle something for me
00:06 < Sarah> i was worried this same exact thing was going to happen when we cold flowed a month ago
00:06 < Gencade> we've never really had a girl in this channel that we know of
00:07 < Gencade> not since princesszoey was found to be MTF
00:07 < MillerBOSS> That you know of Sarah
00:07 <@cryptic1> Gencade, there has been plenty
00:07 < MillerBOSS> I mean Gencade
00:07 < Gencade> yes, as I know of
00:07 <@cryptic1> you guys usually drive them away
00:07 < Gencade> are you a real girl?  Not a tranny Sarah
00:07 <+NinjaStyle> Sarah: so youre saying admiralspark completely fucked up this rocket?
00:07 < Gencade> cryptic1, shh im smooth talking
00:07 < MillerBOSS> Well just the fake ones cryptic1
00:07 <@cryptic1> because no control over what you say
00:07 < Sarah> Gencade: i'm a dude
00:07 < Gencade> god damnit
00:07 < DongServer> Tranny IT?
00:07 < Sarah> no, i'm a guy
00:07 <@cryptic1> no girlgerms used to idle here
00:07 < ThatOneRoadie> Aaaand launch is scrubbed
00:07 < Gencade> cryptic1, idle deez nuts nazi op
00:08 < ThatOneRoadie> "Due to a violation of abort criteria"
00:08 <+NinjaStyle>  /op NinjaStyle
00:08 < ThatOneRoadie> huh
00:08 < Sarah> Gencade: i've told you guys that like 100 times, i'm a 54 yo man with a big long beard that just gets his jollies pretending to be a girl on the internet
00:08 < MillerBOSS> Gencade 👉 You need to watch some history channel shit regarding what Nazis really were and you will learn not to call people nazis
00:08 < Hatsjoe> Launch moved to tomorrow
00:08 < ThatOneRoadie> 4:14 PM EDT Tomorrow
00:08 <+NinjaStyle> cryptic1: hey can you try this command? /op ninjastyle
00:08 < Gencade> MillerBOSS, Naw the only person I call a real nazi in this chan is xamithan / kenrin
00:08 < Gencade> cuz he actually is one
00:09 < Gencade> and he's a bit of a cunt
00:09 < GreyKite> wait, like true neonazi?
00:09 < Gencade> yeah
00:09 <+NinjaStyle> Sarah: nuh uh
00:09 < Gencade> he was supportive of the american nazi party in here a couple weeks ago
00:09 < MillerBOSS> Fucking Illinois Nazis
00:10 < Gencade> couple months ago*
00:10 < Gencade> he left, changed his nick, and came back as xamithan
00:10 < Gencade> No recovering from going full hitler.
00:10 < GreyKite> so much drama while I was lurkin
00:10 < Sarah> i haven't been on much
00:10 < GreyKite> in other news, I'm gonna get a motorcycle so that's nice
00:11 < Gencade> s/motorcycle/donorcycle
00:11 < Gencade> enjoy
00:11 < Sarah> Gencade: picture of me https://www.sarah.ninja/rms.jpg
00:11 < GreyKite> Gencade: I currently ride a bicycle everywhere
00:11 < Gencade> Sarah, sexy
00:11 < Gencade> can i save that
00:11 < GreyKite> I'm well aware of the dangers of being on two wheels
00:11 < Sarah> yes!
00:11 < Gencade> GreyKite, can't ride a donorcycle in the bike laners
00:12 < GreyKite> tell that to the guys who ride up behind me
00:12 < Gencade> next time I see them I will
00:12 < GreyKite> but really, why not do something because it might kill you?
00:12 < GreyKite> be sad and alive, or happy then dead
00:12 < GreyKite> you gonna be dead anyway
00:13 < MillerBOSS> I encourage you to shut the fuck up.
00:13 < Gencade> Ah yes, why not just hang yourself at age 10
00:13 < Gencade> because you're going to be dead anyway
00:13  * MillerBOSS looks at Gencade 
00:13 < MillerBOSS> Just cause
00:13 < Gencade> What a farcical argument
00:13 < GreyKite> Gencade: what do you mean?
00:13 < Sarah> MillerBOSS: the second one was the best
00:13 < GreyKite> riding is not 100% guaranteed to kill me
00:14 <+NinjaStyle> of or resembling a farce, especially because of absurd or ridiculous aspects.
00:14 < MillerBOSS> Sarah 👉 Second what?
00:14 < Sarah> just cause 2
00:14 < Gencade> GreyKite, doin stupid shit for no reason just because in your mindset you think it doesn't matter, as you'll be dead anyway, is stupid
00:14 < Gencade> plain and simple
00:14 < GreyKite> Gencade: I'm doing what I enjoy and what makes me happy
00:14 < xtensive> motorcycles are the best, don't listen to him GreyKite
00:14 < Gencade> GreyKite, as I said, enjoy your donorcycle
00:14 < GreyKite> I didn't say that I do it just because, I said I do it because I like it
00:15 < GreyKite> Gencade: you are a very unhappy person, aren't you?
00:15 < Gencade> Nope
00:15 < Gencade> I drive a safe vehicle though.
00:15 < Gencade> Because there are too many idiots on the road
00:15 < GreyKite> Gencade: ahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahaha
00:15 < GreyKite> cars, safe
00:15 < Sarah> my vehicle is too safe
00:15 < GreyKite> ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
00:15 < Gencade> Truck**
00:15 < Sarah> i'd like to die early but apparently i won't in my car
00:15 < joelazot> ello
00:15 <+NinjaStyle> Sarah: what do u drive?
00:16 < Sarah> NinjaStyle: NOTHING
00:16 <+NinjaStyle> oh
00:16 < joelazot> FeelsBadMan
00:16 < Gencade> joelazot, pay attention in class you twit
00:16 < xtensive> What happened to the Tesla?
00:16 < Sarah> i wasn't going to talk about it
00:16 < joelazot> Gencade: no
00:16 < joelazot> its comp sci
00:16 < xtensive> oh D:
00:16 < Sarah> because last time i did crayola was like "STFU WE KNOW YOU HAVE A TESLA!"
00:16 < aName> Picked up an r710 with no disk trays
00:17 < Sarah> jesus that man had some anger issues
00:17 < joelazot> aName: nice
00:17 < aName> Grabbed some trays from a retired 2950 at work, thinking 'These might fit'
00:17 < aName> Not even a little
00:17 < Sarah> or crayon
00:17 < aName> lol
00:17 < Sarah> lol
00:17 < Sarah> crayola, crayon, same difference
00:17 < xtensive> aName, vflash?
00:17 < aName> ?
00:18 < Sarah> yeah the 2950 holds only 3 in a row, but the 710 holds 4
00:18 < aName> Oh, the idrac card?
00:18 < xtensive> ya
00:18 < aName> xtensive: Yeah it came with that
00:18 < aName> Why, you need me to send you an image of it?
00:18 < xtensive> nice, you can put ESXi on that puppy
00:18 < aName> xtensive: I was thinking proxmox because free
00:19 < joelazot> ESXi is great imo
00:19 < joelazot> esxi has a free version
00:19 < xtensive> we still have 710's in PROD
00:19 < xtensive> but hopefully not for much longer
00:19 < xtensive> 720's too
00:19 < aName> xtensive: The 710s are our nicer machines
00:19 < voidstar> lmk when those go out for auction
00:19 <+NinjaStyle> Sarah: a model s?
00:19 < aName> xtensive: But if you're retiring some and want to send me some trays...
00:19 < crayon> am crayon
00:19 < xtensive> lol no local storage on any of them aName
00:20 < aName> I'll take the blanks, too?
00:20 < Sarah> NinjaStyle: yes
00:20 < Sarah> crayon: o/
00:20 < aName> xtensive: They didn't even come with trays, huh?
00:20 < aName> I need the LFF anyway, which I guess are less common
00:20 < L3gacy> taco taco
00:20 < aName> But I figured six disks would be plenty for my needs, and 3.5" disks are cheaper
00:20 < xtensive> I don't think so, I think there is just a blank plate there
00:20  * xtensive ventures off the server room
00:20 <+NinjaStyle> Sarah: it seems a bit overpriced. did you compare the model s to comparable gas cars in the same price range?
00:20 < crayon> <3
00:21 < aName> NinjaStyle: I think the only comparable one is the 2018 Lexus
00:21 <+NinjaStyle> aName: which lexus?
00:21 < aName> Which does offer SAE Level 3 automation
00:21 < Gencade> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msZsJ6S_tz8
00:21 < Gencade> this guy
00:21 < Gencade> is really fucking motivating
00:22 < aName> NinjaStyle: The LS, sorry
00:22 < Sarah> NinjaStyle: no i wanted an electric car
00:22 <+NinjaStyle> gotcha
00:22 < joelazot> Gencade: are you a windows admin, just curious
00:22 < scwizard> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
00:22 < Sarah> i had a dream about it one night
00:22 < scwizard> i did -o StrictHostKeyChecking=no
00:22 < Sarah> and woke up obsessed
00:22 < scwizard> and STILL go host key verification fialed
00:22 < Sarah> 3 months later i had one
00:22 < Gencade> joelazot, we have mostly linux servers, but some windows
00:22 < Sarah> i get OCD like that sometimes
00:23 <+NinjaStyle> Sarah: lol, i just would want the big battery and at that point its way too expensive
00:23 < xtensive> looks like there are trays, just nothing in them, huh
00:23 < aName> I'm dreaming of level 5 automation
00:23 < aName> And an RV as a home
00:23 < Sarah> my bf then was like wtf
00:23 < joelazot> I've just got some questions regarding what i should do next career wise
00:23 < ihre> scwizard: -o UserKnownHostsFile=/dev/null
00:23 < joelazot> Cause basically all i'm doing at my current job is just ad hoc stuff
00:23 < scwizard> ihre: was just readin that
00:23 < scwizard> still tho
00:24 < aName> joelazot: And you don't like that you don't have a clear roadmap of projects for the next 18 months?
00:24 < aName> joelazot: Because I <3 ad-hoc
00:24 < aName> I get something new every day
00:24 < joelazot> aName: we'll im 15 i've never been a real sysadmin before
00:24 < aName> roflmao
00:24 < joelazot> i just do random stuff around the office lol
00:24 < aName> So, you have a job, doing IT things, at 15?
00:24 < joelazot> yeah
00:25 < aName> Yeah I wouldn't worry too much about what's next, you're gonna be fine
00:25 <+NinjaStyle> aName: god damn the ls f sport is expensive
00:25 < ihre> you could start counting printer paper, that should keep you going for a while
00:25 < Sarah> joelazot: learn a lot about linux
00:25 < aName> joelazot: But uh, check out automatetheboringstuff.com
00:25 < aName> Read that.
00:25 < foreal> can't buy a lexus with 30k
00:26 <+NinjaStyle> yes you can
00:26 < foreal> nawp
00:26 < aName> joelazot: Learning a scripting language is like, the #1 most helpful thing you can do for yourself right now
00:26 < joelazot> I'm a windows pleb tho aName, so why not just use PowerShell?
00:26 <+NinjaStyle> a used one
00:26 <+NinjaStyle> lol
00:26 < aName> joelazot: powershell is good too
00:26 < joelazot> yeah
00:26 < Sarah> Gencade: as you can tell by my picture i am very against closed source, i would never use a windows server
00:26 < foreal> i'll take a nacy massie anyday
00:26 < foreal> navy
00:26 < aName> joelazot: But python is portable, so there's that
00:26 < Gencade> Sarah, yeah but you see I need this thing called a paycheck
00:26 < aName> joelazot: And windows licenses are expensive
00:27 < joelazot> aName: windows dominates our country
00:27 < xtensive> Python get gud
00:27 < aName> joelazot: Ehhhh
00:27 < Sarah> Gencade: you can just be a bum like me that lives in his office at MIT!
00:27 < aName> joelazot: That was maybe true ten years ago
00:27 < Gencade> Sarah, Naw I need money to buy drinks for my tinder dates
00:27 < joelazot> aName: I live in NZ,
00:27 < aName> But it hasn't been true of servers, like, ever
00:27 < Gencade> and me
00:27 < aName> joelazot: So?
00:27 < aName> joelazot: You guys have smartphones, right?
00:27 < aName> I assume it's not the stoneage there.
00:27 < Sarah> Gencade: do you match a lot of good guys on tinder?
00:27 < foreal> Gencade Netflix and chill and save $
00:27 < joelazot> yeah its not
00:28 < Gencade> foreal, netflix and chillin is boring
00:28 < Gencade> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YtSaRl4fkU
00:28 < foreal> but it's just a saying ^.~
00:28 < aName> Sarah: I gave up on Tinder. Bumble is slightly better.
00:28 < Sarah> i got banned from tinder
00:28 < foreal> tinder is all ads mostly
00:29 < foreal> cam girls
00:29 < joelazot> I would buy learn powershell in a month of lunches but muh homelab takes priority (saving up for a server lol)
00:29 < scwizard> i'm STILL fucking getting
00:29 < scwizard> host key verification failed
00:29 < aName> foreal: lol I was showing a lady friend the porn spam I get, the bots that want you to go to their site
00:29 < foreal> or big girls
00:29 < scwizard> the fuck is this bullshit
00:29 < aName> foreal: She was blown away, couldn't stop laughing - I was like 'and I get these nearly every day'
00:29 < Sarah> scwizard: is the host key in DNS?
00:29 < aName> A lot of SMS spam that way too
00:30 < aName> I think part of it is a jilted ex
00:30 < scwizard> Sarah: i don't know
00:30 < scwizard> but it shouldn't matter, if I'm doing
00:30 < scwizard> GIT_SSH_COMMAND: "ssh -i docker/ssh/temp.rsa -o StrictHostKeyChecking=no -o UserKnownHostsFile=/dev/null"
00:30 < ihre> dig <domain> sshfp
00:30 < Sarah> ssh -vvvvvvvvvvvvvvv
00:30 < aName> For awhile, she was sending dudes over to my house thinking they were going to get to fuck me. >.<
00:30 < Sarah> scwizard: try adding it to your ssh .config file instead
00:31 < Sarah> .ssh/config
00:31 < scwizard> ok
00:31 < scwizard> that's much more work but i'll give it a shot
00:31 < Sarah> it's like no work at all
00:32 < Sarah> you just put the same exact settings there in a little block in the file
00:32 < Sarah> it takes like 30 seconds
00:33 < scwizard> Sarah: well i need to put it in through cat or something
00:33 < scwizard> erm though echo i mean
00:33 < Sarah> do you not have nano?
00:34 < ihre> 2>&1 | curl -F 'f:1=<-' ix.io
00:34 < scwizard> Sarah: it's not an interactive environment
00:34 < Sarah> booo
00:34 < scwizard> i'm trying to have ci push a branch
00:34 < Sarah> i'm just thinking that git is ignoring your environment variable
00:35 < scwizard> why would it tho :(
00:35  * Sarah shrugs
00:35 < Sarah> aName: well, did they?
00:36 < scwizard> wow golly
00:36 < scwizard> it is ignoring said variable
00:36 < ihre> then configure $HOME/.ssh/config with a host for that repo, and add StrictHostKeyChecking=no UserKnownHostsFile=/dev/null
00:37 < scwizard> oh
00:37 < scwizard> GIT_SSH_COMMAND is only in git 2.3+
00:37 < scwizard> and jessie's git is 2.1 :(
00:37 < Sarah> BOOM
00:37 < scwizard> why can't the php docker image
00:37  * Sarah was right yet again
00:37 < scwizard> update to stretch
00:37 < scwizard> what's the holdup
00:38 < Sarah> anyways, i'm going home
00:40 < xe0n> go home ball
00:40 < aName> Sarah: Fuck me? No. Even if I was down, you can't just be some total stranger showing up at my door lol
00:41 < joelazot> lmao
00:44 < scwizard> how do i write this ssh config file
00:44 < scwizard> wait i'll just put it in the repo
00:45 < scwizard> and copy it
00:45 < scwizard> derp
00:49 < Gencade> It's quiet now
00:50 < xe0n> quiet before the aussies wake up :D
00:53 < joelazot> xe0n: It'll be like 9am in aus
00:53 < joelazot> lmao
00:53 < rpifan> hi
00:54 < xe0n> 8:54 ;)
00:54 < joelazot> close enough mate
00:54 < xe0n> haha
00:57 < scwizard> i'm still at work T_T
00:57 < scwizard> also cali ppl shoudl still be at work
00:58 < admiralspark> cali ppl don't work, pshhh
00:58 < joelazot> im off
00:58 < joelazot> cya lads
00:58 < voidstar> can confirm
00:58 < rpifan> today i took a nap in a comfy chair in the lobby of our building, and the hr department came down to get me and tell me to wake up
01:01 < aName> I tell you whut - the first company to figure out a process that makes it so the toppings stay distributed on a frozen pizza is going to be very wealthy indeed.
01:01 < voidstar> sounds like an issue for HR
01:01 < rpifan> y
01:02 < aName> Bad optics
01:02  * aName shrugs
01:02 < rpifan> i guess so
01:03 < rpifan> they told me to go nap on a bench over by the ocean
01:03 < rpifan> if the cmpany loves us so mcuh why dont we have sleeping pods
01:03 < aName> At least it wasn't a van by the river
01:03 < xe0n> RO Friday :)
01:04 < aName> We have that, unofficially
01:04 < aName> Officially we do what we're told
01:04 < aName> Heck, we try not to make changes after lunch
01:05 < scwizard> why the fuck does it still not work
01:05 < scwizard> i know this fucking key works
01:05 < rpifan> i have my lunch on the steps of the building
01:05 < rpifan> no one seems to complian about that
01:05 < aName> scwizard: Did you sacrifice the goat?
01:06 < scwizard> ugg
01:06 < scwizard> :(
01:06 < aName> You have to sacrifice the goat on Thursdays that have even numbered days
01:06 < aName> (UTC)
01:08 < rpifan> someone plz upvote and fix my ticket
01:08 < rpifan> https://stackoverflow.com/questions/50260418/python-query-runs-but-doesnt-insert-into-mysql
01:08 < scwizard> https://i.imgur.com/qlj0OFS.png
01:08 < scwizard> i just don't get it
01:09 < rpifan> problem is ur using docker
01:09 < aName> rpifan: Did you check out datasets?
01:09 < rpifan> i had many meetings today, why doesnt my code work tho
01:10 < scwizard> look i do the same fucking commands on my local
01:10 < scwizard> no issue
01:11 < scwizard> look
01:11 < scwizard> it's the same fucking thing
01:11 < scwizard> https://i.imgur.com/YuVMEz7.png
01:12 < aName> $ != #
01:12 < aName> ?
01:13 < scwizard> aName: i know gitlab runners do everything as root because like
01:13 < scwizard> i had a previous error where it was like "can't create ~/.ssh/id_rsa because /root/.ssh/ doesn't exist"
01:14 < aName> Yeah - if you don't have permissions on it, the filesystem will lie to you
01:14 < scwizard> and i know that's the right folder because the .ssh/config is working
01:14 < scwizard> i do fix the right permissions though
01:14 < scwizard> anyways what the hell do i do at this point?
01:15 < scwizard> wait huh?
01:16 < aName> What version of git is on the problem box
01:16 < scwizard> the same version is in both
01:16 < aName> OK.
01:16 < scwizard> since it's the same debian image
01:16 < scwizard> *docker image
01:17 < scwizard> git version 2.1.4
01:20 < misspwn> give it some 7s
01:20 < aName> Well - you set options on git push that the other example doesn't
01:20 < misspwn> i don't know what i'm talking about
01:20 < aName> So maybe look at those
01:21 < scwizard> ok
01:21 < scwizard> ssh worked
01:21 < scwizard> $ ssh -i ~/.ssh/id_rsa git@gitlab.com
01:21 < aName> cool
01:21 < scwizard> Welcome to GitLab, Paul Dejean!
01:21 < scwizard> $ git push -f ssh production
01:21 < scwizard> GitLab: The project you were looking for could not be found.
01:21 < scwizard> holy fuck i have the wrong project name
01:21 < scwizard> aaaaa
01:21 < aName> roflmao
01:22 < aName> There we go
01:22 < aName> Glad I could help
01:23 < scwizard> not my day
01:23 < aName> s'ok
01:23 < aName> we've all been there
01:23 < aName> I'm laughing with you, not at you
01:23 < Gencade> I'm laughing at you
01:24 < aName> (ok, maybe a little bit at you)
01:24 < scwizard> btw random question
01:24 < scwizard> what cities have girls that dress more skimpily than austin
01:24 < scwizard> cause i'm pretty sure austin is up there
01:24 < aName> lol
01:24 < Gencade> Austin is up there
01:24 < Gencade> LA
01:24 < Gencade> San Diego
01:24 < aName> I haven't looked into it
01:25 < Nightcinder> 34% of the way through full VM restore of exchange
01:25 < Nightcinder> woooooooo
01:25 < Nightcinder> 44MB/s
01:25 < Nightcinder> speeeeeeeeeeeeeed
01:25 < Gencade> Nightcinder, excuse me
01:25 < scwizard> austin is like
01:25 < darkscrypt> my girlfriend lives in LA
01:25 < scwizard> warm young and liberal so
01:25 < Gencade> we were talking about girls
01:25 < Nightcinder> fuck you
01:25 < scwizard> that combo leads to not so much clothing
01:25 < Gencade> Nightcinder, no thanks
01:25 < Gencade> it's also a college city
01:25 < Gencade> so
01:26 < rpifan> https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2018/05/10/610102872/man-allegedly-used-change-of-address-form-to-move-ups-headquarters-to-his-apartm?utm_source=facebook.com&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=npr&utm_term=nprnews&utm_content=20180510
01:26 < rpifan> oops
01:26 < rpifan> got caught
01:27 < aName> *snrk*
01:27 < Nightcinder> The post office duly updated the address, and Henderson-Spruce allegedly began receiving the company's mail — including checks. It went on for months. Prosecutors say he deposited some $58,000 in checks improperly forwarded to his address.
01:27 < aName> Honestly
01:27 < aName> I would refuse to convict
01:27 < Nightcinder> how do you not notice that you're not getting mail
01:27 < Nightcinder> for *months*
01:27 < Gencade> Nightcinder, being old
01:27 < aName> Because A) That's too fuckin' funny and B) You'd think the post office would have some duty to notice a change of address for the fucking post office
01:28 < Nightcinder> it says UPS not USPS
01:28 < aName> Oh
01:28 < aName> That's... less funny
01:28 < Nightcinder> Henderson-Spruce allegedly messed up the form a little. "Henderson-Spruce did not identify himself on the one-page form. At first, the initials 'HS' were written on the signature line, but the initials were then scratched out and replaced with 'UPS,' according to the charges," the Tribune reports.
01:28 < aName> Still, it shouldn't be that easy
01:29 < rpifan> lol
01:29 < rpifan> its a great hack tho
01:29 < darkscrypt> shit that's savage rpifan
01:29 < aName> LIFEHACK: LIE ON OFFICIAL GOVERNMENT DOCUMENTS
01:29 < JollyRgrs> the question is... did he scratch it out, or someone else?
01:30 < rpifan> its a scam poor guy
01:30 < rpifan> dont convict
01:30 < rpifan> i certianly wouldnt
01:30 < rpifan> not guilty
01:30 < Gencade> convict everyone
01:30 < Gencade> put everyone in prison
01:30 < rpifan> ok lets start wtih you Gencade
01:30 < Gencade> kk my address is 123 t street
01:30 < Gencade> come arrest me
01:31 < rpifan> 123 fake street
01:31 < Gencade> I wouldn't lie to the police
01:31 < aName> rpifan: I suspect he was hoping to intercept a few packages - clever, but not clever enough - renting an industrial location in cash would be smarter
01:31 < rpifan> but its so easy to get caught
01:31 < Gencade> the smartest thing to do would have been not to do it at all
01:31 < rpifan> if u deposit checks into ur account
01:32 < Gencade> The only way check scamming works is if you are able to buy something from somewhere, then return it for cash
01:32 < Gencade> if you let that check touch anything that has to do with identifying yourself
01:32 < scwizard> its finally fuckin gworking
01:32 < Gencade> then you're fucked
01:32 < rpifan> yea
01:32 < rpifan> of course
01:32 < scwizard> seemed like everything that could go wrong did
01:32 < aName> Slightly smarter would be only taking some of them and then forwarding the rest
01:33 < aName> But eventually people complain, someone notices.
01:33 < rpifan> why would a bank cash a check that isnt in ur name
01:33 < Gencade> rpifan, you can whitewash the check
01:33 < Gencade> but you don't take it to the bank
01:33 < Gencade> you go to a store
01:33 < Gencade> buy something with the check
01:33 < Gencade> then a couple days later
01:33 < Gencade> come back, return the item
01:33 < Gencade> get cash
01:33 < rpifan> like walmart i guess
01:33 < Gencade> exactly
01:34 < rpifan> where else can u pay with a check
01:34 < Gencade> lowe's
01:34 < Gencade> home depot
01:34 < JollyRgrs> best buy
01:34 < Gencade> tools are very common for this kinda scam
01:34 < rpifan> is that so
01:34 < aName> rpifan: Yeah, the third time my neighbor asked me to return something to walmart using my ID I was a little sketched out lol
01:34 < JollyRgrs> rpifan: most retail places still take checks
01:34 < rpifan> say youll do it for a cut of the cash
01:34 < JollyRgrs> aName: what? the THIRD time?
01:34 < JollyRgrs> wtf did you even do it the first time?
01:34 < Gencade> rpifan, that's against the law
01:34 < rpifan> there used to be a walmart "deal" that we used ot call
01:35 < aName> JollyRgrs: I was already at walmart and they said they'd left theirs in the car
01:35 < rpifan> basically youd go into walmart steal something low value like an iphone case
01:35 < rpifan> then come back in
01:35 < rpifan> and get it reutrned for cash
01:35 < aName> ^
01:35 < aName> I suspect that's they were doing
01:35 < Gencade> The check thing is smarter
01:35 < rpifan> god ol walmart deal
01:35 < rpifan> man those were days
01:35 < Gencade> and allows for bigger purchases
01:36 < rpifan> or youd do the walmart deal for a walart card
01:36 < Gencade> if I was a low quality individual, I bet I could make a lot of money from running that scam
01:36 < rpifan> to buy gas
01:36 < rpifan> idk how walmart doesnt know or act on these things
01:36 < rpifan> they must know
01:36 < rpifan> but how do they benefit frm allowing it
01:36 < Gencade> they just don't care
01:36 < Virtual-Potato> Gencade, that's the point
01:37 < Virtual-Potato> You know this scam won't last
01:37 < Virtual-Potato> hence why you won't do it
01:37 < aName> Gencade: See, that's the thing - you're good at planning and understanding complex systems - so you don't need to scam for a living
01:37 < Virtual-Potato>  ^^^
01:37 < rpifan> the best scammer
01:37 < Gencade> the % of people and money that is lost from doing this
01:37 < rpifan> are the smart prepared one
01:37 < Gencade> is so low
01:37 < Gencade> aName, yeah true, but sometimes I wish I could live that life
01:37 < Gencade> just to try it
01:37 < rpifan> its easy
01:37 < rpifan> just go to cvs and get started
01:37 < aName> Gencade: You might enjoy EVE Online
01:38 < Gencade> you mean
01:38 < rpifan> drink a coke zero
01:38 < Gencade> SPREADSHEETS IN SPACE
01:38 < rpifan> and dont pay for it
01:38 < Nightcinder> so that mail fraud thing made me find https://informeddelivery.usps.com/box/pages/intro/start.action
01:38 < Nightcinder> which is kinda neat
01:38 < rpifan> pocket a few twix
01:38 < Nightcinder> i signed up for it, why not
01:38 < aName> Gencade: It's only spreadsheets if you want it to be spreadsheets
01:38 < Gencade> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEZr2QFc4Eo
01:38 < aName> Gencade: For me, it's mostly pewpew
01:38 < Virtual-Potato> aName, hence this meme https://i.imgur.com/5OwAPdn.jpg
01:38 < Gencade> naw, I wish I could be a criminal for a couplem onths
01:38 < Gencade> just to try it
01:39 < Gencade> see if I could make it
01:39 < Gencade> you feel?
01:39 < Virtual-Potato> Gencade, then suddenly you have a felony on your record
01:39 < rpifan> sounds like boogie
01:39 < aName> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdfFnTt2UT0
01:39 < Virtual-Potato> and you can't work anywhere
01:39 < Gencade> Virtual-Potato, yeah
01:39 < Gencade> exactly
01:39 < rpifan> so the good thing about work my boss actually likes me
01:39 < rpifan> and she will listen to my complaints
01:39 < Gencade> my boss also likes me
01:39 < rpifan> and i asked her what her concerns about me were
01:39 < aName> Gencade: Or more scam oriented
01:39 < aName> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEO-Gc-VKV4
01:40 < rpifan> and the only thing she said was i want you to reach out to ppl more when u have questions about the queue
01:40 < rpifan> but i understand its not easy to get in there
01:40 < Gencade> aName, I heard about that
01:40 < rpifan> cause its a mess
01:40 < aName> Gencade: That could be you
01:40 < rpifan> so basically as long as i do what im doing im not getting fired
01:40 < rpifan> so thats a start
01:40 < rpifan> even tho i still hate it there
01:40 < Gencade> That's a lot of work
01:40 < Gencade> for not much profit
01:40 < rpifan> someone plz solve my stack exchange question
01:40 < rpifan> so i can present more shit to my boss
01:41 < Virtual-Potato> what stackexchange question
01:41 < rpifan> https://stackoverflow.com/questions/50260418/python-query-runs-but-doesnt-insert-into-mysql
01:41 < aName> Gencade: Eh, you could buy my account and all my assets for like... 200 bucks if you waited for a good auction
01:41 < Gencade> I don't want to play spreadsheets in space
01:41 < aName> Gencade: I'm not in it for the money, I'm in it for the camaraderie and glory.
01:41 < Gencade> I play world of warcraft
01:42 < Gencade> joelazot, go away, the adults are talking
01:42 < aName> Oh, Don'tStandInTheFireOMG Simulator 2018?
01:42 < Gencade> aName, sounds like you never played the game at a high level
01:42 < rpifan> bbl gonna go walk to the park for a bit, get some non office air
01:42 < aName> Gencade: Heh, I was stuck on Shu'failo because of my ex
01:43 < aName> Gencade: I did pretty well in the PVP stuff
01:43 < Gencade> PVP in wow is garbage
01:43 < aName> But that's combined shards
01:43 < Gencade> especially now
01:43 < Gencade> Mythic raiding or nothing
01:43 < aName> I haven't played since lich king
01:43  * aName shrugs
01:44 < aName> Playing in 20s as a max tauren shaman was fun though
01:44 < joelazot> everyone's favourite retard is back
01:44 < aName> Frost bolt thingee, frost hammer, frost hammer, buhbye
01:44 < aName> joelazot: Don't be so hard on yourself.
01:44 < m4221> Gencade: fite me
01:44 < joelazot> aName: lol
01:47 < Gencade> m4221, you got rekt by dongerdong
01:47 < m4221> Gencade: stfu
01:47 < Gencade> you're not worthy of fighting me
01:48  * m4221 slaps Gencade 
01:48 < joelazot> kek
01:48 < aName> Silly question - does anyone know of a utility for windows that colors the mouse cursor to be the inverse of whatever it's over?
01:49 < aName> I know someone has had this idea
01:50 < Gencade> Time to go eat before the club
01:50 < Gencade> later nerds
01:50 < joelazot> cya Gencade
01:50 < joelazot> have fun
01:50 < aName> Yup, I'm dumb
01:50 < aName> It's in ease of access
01:50 < Gencade> joelazot, stay in school
01:50 < joelazot> kek
01:52 < aName> Why is this not the default? It's so much better.
01:53 < joelazot> ?
01:53 < joelazot> oh
01:53 < joelazot> that actually sounds kinda good
02:03 < MillerBOSS> aName 👉 You are so much better
02:05 < Nightcinder> #wholesome
02:05 < joelazot> aww
02:11 < czarbomba> did i just see gencade claim that he plays WoW "at a high level" and then call the rest of us "nerds"?
02:12 < czarbomba> i think my irony meter just exploded from overload
02:12 < joelazot> kek
02:13 < czarbomba> that's gotta be somewhere close to roseanne barr telling amy schumer to "drop a ton"
02:13 < Advarium> neeerd!
02:13 < Advarium> also sup nerds
02:16 < joelazot> Hi
02:17 < Nightcinder> schumer's the right thiccness
02:17 < Nightcinder> she's just
02:17 < Nightcinder> not funny
02:17 < aName> MillerBOSS: I know it, baybee.
02:17 < xe0n> funny i get more laughs out of roseanne than amy...
02:17 < Advarium> It's ok
02:18 < joelazot> is aliminuim hydroxide a thing
02:18 < joelazot> or am i retarded
02:18 < aName> You want ##chemistry
02:18 < Nightcinder> yes it is a thing
02:18 < Nightcinder> aluminum hydroxide
02:18 < joelazot> ok
02:18 < JollyRgrs> joelazot: you sure you spelled that right?
02:18 < joelazot> ty
02:18 < Advarium> Aluminium
02:18 < joelazot> JollyRgrs: i know im shit at spelling Aluminium
02:19 < JollyRgrs> be american and just type Aluminum
02:19 < aName> ah la lu la ninny uhm
02:19 < joelazot> JollyRgrs: fuck you
02:19 < JollyRgrs> i'm flattered, but nothx, my wife would not approve
02:19 < joelazot> JollyRgrs: also why aren't u telling me to go outside
02:19 < joelazot> awh dang it
02:19 < Nightcinder> joelazot: back to work
02:20 < Advarium> back to the mines!
02:20 < JollyRgrs> um... go.... outside?
02:20 < JollyRgrs> doesn't sound like a great comeback
02:20 < joelazot> you do tell me to on discord
02:20 < joelazot> or is that someone else
02:20 < joelazot> can't remember
02:20 < JollyRgrs> i don't talk to you on discord
02:20 < joelazot> oh yeah
02:20 < JollyRgrs> unless you go by a different name
02:21 < joelazot> anyway
02:21 < joelazot>  cya
02:23 < czarbomba> game 7. vegas is sitting back laughing.
02:24 < czarbomba> vegas still stands a chance of tying the spoilers for fewest games needed to win the title
02:32 < rpifan> someone at least upvote my ticket
02:32 < deww> ok done
02:33  * deww sends rpifan more rpis
02:35 < rpifan> https://stackoverflow.com/questions/50260418/python-query-runs-but-doesnt-insert-into-mysql
02:35  * BytesAndCoffee mounts rpifan on his overheating rpi
02:36 < rpifan> upvote my ticket nad its all urs
02:36  * BytesAndCoffee downvotes rpifan 
02:36 < BytesAndCoffee> rpifan--
02:36 < rpifan> ++
02:36 < deww> i need an account to upvote don't i?
02:36 < rpifan> yea
02:37 < deww> dunno python and that looks like a regular mysql insert
02:39 < rpifan> yea but it runs
02:39 < rpifan> and nothing happens
02:39 < rpifan> it doesnt actually insert nto the table
02:41 < czarbomba> https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dc2U2T3VQAIzuTi.jpg
02:42 < nohusuro> rpifan: what is cursor in this context?
02:42 < rpifan> the database connection object
02:43 < nohusuro> cursor is a bad name to use
02:43 < nohusuro> there's actually an object in some databases called a cursor which is used for iterating through records
02:43 < rpifan> hmm
02:43 < nohusuro> it won't affect your query, but it's a bad name for the code
02:43 < rpifan> what name u req
02:43 < nohusuro> conn?
02:43 < nohusuro> :P
02:43 < nohusuro> call it what it is
02:44 < SocksPls> guiyse
02:44 < SocksPls> hhi
02:44 < rpifan> conn.conn
02:44 < nohusuro> rpifan: ?
02:44 < SocksPls> i got a phone call about a position in devops
02:44 < rpifan>  conn.commit()
02:44 < rpifan> nice
02:44 < nohusuro> you haven't provided enough context in your question to see what you're fully doing
02:44 < rpifan> did uwin
02:44 < rpifan> ok
02:44 < rpifan> so i guess ill upload my code tommorow from ork
02:44 < rpifan> work
02:45 < nohusuro> you could have a SQL error, you could actually be using a cursor for all anyone knows, instead of a db connection object
02:45 < nohusuro> you could be using transactions
02:45 < nohusuro> you might have implicit transactions enabled
02:45 < nohusuro> two lines of code isn't a lot to go on
02:46 < nohusuro> at minimum, the entire function to provide context and maybe a couple of comments above to show where the parameters for the function come from
02:46 < nohusuro> from the code you've provided, I can tell that you're using string formatting
02:46 < nohusuro> but it's not going to automatically insert quotes for you
02:47 < nohusuro> so the formatting you have, is gonna be invalid SQL
02:47 < nohusuro> for example, if api_token isn't quoted, the second parameter in values will be a string without single quotes
02:47 < nohusuro> blep, sql error
02:47 < rpifan> ok yea i figured something around the quotes would screw it up
02:48 < rpifan> what is the best way of getting stuff in then
02:48 < nohusuro> but even if that's the case, you could just check for errors
02:48 < rpifan> then i saw string formatting as easier to insert all those paramters
02:48 < nohusuro> string formatting is never the answer to build a SQL query
02:48 < rpifan> oh?
02:48 < nohusuro> you want to be using parameterization to avoid SQL injection
02:49 < rpifan> how do you do that
02:49 < nohusuro> I'm gonna assume you followed this tutorial, by the looks of it? : https://dev.mysql.com/doc/connector-python/en/connector-python-api-mysqlcursor-execute.html
02:50 < rpifan> i usually pick and choose code from different bits, if i understand it
02:50 < nohusuro> which explains why you called it cursor
02:50 < rpifan> seems to be the standard in most tuts
02:51 < nohusuro> ah apologies, I don't know that much about python, it seems that this way of formatting is fine
02:51 < nohusuro> % is unsafe, , is fine
02:51 < nohusuro> https://stackoverflow.com/questions/775296/python-mysql-parameterized-queries
02:52 < m4221> Sousapro: hey
02:53 < nohusuro> most other languages use a specific bind call to bind each parameter
02:53 < rpifan> i see
02:54 < rpifan> but tht still wont fix the fact that im not getting an erors
02:54 < m4221> My TV has a mind of its own
02:54 < nohusuro> the comments on https://dev.mysql.com/doc/connector-python/en/connector-python-api-mysqlcursor-execute.html
02:54 < nohusuro> say to do a cnx.commit()
02:55 < nohusuro> or cnx.autocommit = True
02:55 < CheckYourSix> DrGibby|: What's that camera you recommended the other day? I didn't bookmark it and I can't remember
02:55 < nohusuro> rpifan: also, to make your SQL statement a bit cleaner, might be worth using the other format for parameters
02:56 < m4221> I love systemd
02:56 < rpifan> nohusuro, ill add more code tommorow during work, dont wanna do work afterhours, mayb eu can check it out then
02:56 < CheckYourSix> DrGibby|: Nevermind, found it
02:56 < nohusuro> rpifan: fair enough
02:57 < rpifan> but im a nerd
02:57 < rpifan> ive got a problem
02:57 < rpifan> and im itching to fix it lol
02:57 < rpifan> even if its not even technically a part of my job
03:03 < misspwn> fix it!
03:04 < rpifan> i want to
03:04 < rpifan> misspwn, do u python
03:04 < misspwn> noway
03:04 < rpifan> why no
03:05 < misspwn> i don't know how?
03:05 < m4221> misspwn: make me fix it
03:05 < rpifan> whats ur job involve then
03:05 < misspwn> i'm not a programmer
03:05 < misspwn> i fix things
03:06 < rpifan> ur tech support?
03:06 < m4221> Hey misspwn
03:06 < misspwn> i'm an engineer i break and fix htings
03:06 < misspwn> things*
03:06 < m4221> "Fix"
03:07 < rpifan> how do u engineer with no code
03:07 < misspwn> but mostly break things it seems like at least today
03:07 < misspwn> or at least i think i broke the linux server, haven't figured that out yet if it was something i did not not
03:07 < misspwn> rpifan, an engineer is such a vague title these days
03:07 < misspwn> hi m4221
03:08 < rpifan> what does ur job entail exactly then
03:08 < misspwn> a sysadmin with an engineer title
03:08 < rpifan> hm
03:08 < rpifan> lucky
03:08 < rpifan> u odnt have to be devops
03:08 < misspwn> nah i'm not even close to devops
03:09 < misspwn> idk, i never had an interest in programming
03:09 < misspwn> i am trying to learn powershell during my lunch breaks
03:09 < rpifan> i hate programmng
03:09 < rpifan> but here i am making python scripts
03:09 < nohusuro> lol, "I'm not a programmer. I fix things" -- misspwn 2018
03:09 < misspwn> for me it was always i never had a need
03:09 < nohusuro> because all programmers break things
03:10 < misspwn> lel
03:10 < misspwn> nohusuro, for the record since we're going that route, most of the time they are breaking things
03:10 < nohusuro> I've been programming since I was 11, so it's the first thing my mind jumps to when faced with a new problem
03:11 < misspwn> i think it's amazing that you took to it so young
03:12 < nohusuro> I saw my sister doing a programming assignment for school and asked her about it
03:12 < nohusuro> I was like, "you can make a computer do whatever you want?!"
03:12 < nohusuro> hooked
03:12 < misspwn> that's awesome
03:13 < sadbox> I tried, and failed, to learn to code when I was a kid
03:14 < czarbomba> you'er not programming, you're scripting.
03:14 < sadbox> me?
03:14 < czarbomba> <rpifan> i hate programmng <rpifan> but here i am making python scripts
03:15 < rpifan> well i gotta do something with my time
03:15 < czarbomba> sure. it's just not programming.
03:15 < nohusuro> czarbomba: python scripts can be compiled, so you could swing that argument either way
03:15 < czarbomba> also, shouldn't you be out among the college kids tonight like gencade?
03:15 < nohusuro> scripting is a subset of programming
03:15 < nohusuro> stop being pedantic
03:15 < czarbomba> nohusuro, python is a wee bit of an edge case but if a command interpreter is involved it's not a programming language.
03:15 < czarbomba> nohusuro, nonsense
03:16 < nohusuro> programming is a philosophy
03:16 < czarbomba> i wouldn't call someone who spends his days pulling wmi shit in powershell "a programmer"
03:16 < nohusuro> programs are compiled, scripts are interpreted
03:16 < nohusuro> programming is the field
03:16 < nohusuro> scripting is a subfield of programming
03:16 < sadbox> czarbomba: Are you gonna say that anything w/ a REPL is not programming?
03:16 < czarbomba> whatever you need to tell yourself to fluff yr resume, fella
03:16 < czarbomba> sadbox i think i made it clear
03:17 < czarbomba> this is a debate older than approximately half the chatters here. it won't get resolved tonight. but i'm right.
03:17 < nohusuro> lol
03:17 < nohusuro> asshat
03:17 < czarbomba> :D
03:17 < nohusuro> *puts on my robe and wizard hat*
03:17 < czarbomba> ooh i hope i get gryffendor
03:18 < misspwn> not sure what would qualify you for a programmer if phython isn't counted. maybe c sharp? idk
03:18 < sadbox> czarbomba: seems like a pretty strange line to draw for what counts as "programming"
03:18 < czarbomba> demonstrated proficiency in c# would count
03:18 < misspwn> and phython isn't exactly powershell or VBS
03:18 < czarbomba> sadbox, really? seems pretty non-arbitrary to me.
03:18 < czarbomba> does your "program" need to be compiled or does it go throug ha command interpreter?
03:19 < misspwn> oh
03:19 < czarbomba> if former, programming. if latter, scripting.
03:19 < misspwn> yeah that makes sense
03:19 < czarbomba> afaik not EVERY python script can be compiled or vice versa
03:19 < sadbox> czarbomba: what about all the lisp variants? I'd consider that "programming"
03:19 < czarbomba> not experienced  enough with lisp to say
03:19 < nohusuro> anything with logic is programming
03:19 < rpifan> lsip is bad
03:19 < rpifan> only non objective python is good
03:19 < czarbomba> batch scripts use "logic"
03:20 < czarbomba> that's nonsense
03:20 < misspwn> my FIL used to use cobol
03:20 < misspwn> does that count?
03:20 < czarbomba> cobol counts
03:20 < rpifan> lol
03:20 < czarbomba> you work with lisp rpifan?
03:20 < misspwn> i'm just gona hardcore program all the hello worlds into something cute
03:20 < czarbomba> shit you should be able to get a job that lets you afford a place
03:20 < misspwn> *i won't really*
03:20 < nohusuro> czarbomba: formal definition of programming is creating a set of instructions that tell a computer how to perform a task.
03:21 < rpifan> i dont
03:21 < nohusuro> compiled or interpreter. you're still programming
03:21 < misspwn> hey i ran a cron job so i'm basically a programmer
03:21 < czarbomba> a computer. not a command interpreter
03:21 < nohusuro> what you've created just becomes different, a program or a script
03:21 < misspwn> just kidding it keeps failing not sure why
03:21 < czarbomba> using your very own definition, a batch file would be feeding commands to the interpreter. the interpreter would then be "telling the computer how to perform a task"
03:21 < czarbomba> or multiple tasks, more likely
03:21 < nohusuro> czarbomba: if you want to be that pedantic, nothing is programming unless you're writing in pure binary
03:21 < sadbox> czarbomba: not to mention the weirdness of stuff like JRuby
03:21 < czarbomba> nonsense
03:21 < sadbox> which can optionally be compiled ahead of time
03:21 < czarbomba> sadbox, nod
03:21 < nohusuro> java would be considered a scripting language
03:22 < nohusuro> that runs on a VM
03:22 < nohusuro> so does c#
03:22 < nohusuro> and the whole .NET framework
03:22 < czarbomba> i'm not saying there's not a grey area. but to proclaim batch scripting or shit like .ps1 scripts "programs" is just idiotic
03:22 < nohusuro> you're basically saying that the only true programming languages, are assembly, C, RUST and maybe go?
03:22 < czarbomba> and no i'm not criticizing anyone's resume. you do you when it comes to job search.
03:22 < nohusuro> because they compile to system native language rather than use a runtime
03:22 < czarbomba> i'm sure some of the shit i've used on CVs before was Extreme Mode Bullshit tolo
03:22 < nohusuro> not sure why you're bringing up CV's
03:22 < nohusuro> we're talking about semantics
03:23 < czarbomba> >semantics
03:23 < czarbomba> >doesn't see the relation to CVs
03:23 < czarbomba> lol
03:23 < nohusuro> it's not that I don't see the relation, it's just a moot point, because we're not talking about fluffing resumes
03:23 < czarbomba> shrug. clearly i've triggered nohusuro on this topic.
03:23 < czarbomba> taking away his "programmer" boy scout badge maybe
03:23 < nohusuro> lol
03:23 < czarbomba> KEEP IT, FAM. YOU DO YOU.
03:24 < czarbomba> i'll refer to you as
03:24 < czarbomba> i'll refer to you as God-Emperor Coder if you wish
03:24 < czarbomba> now and until the hour of our death amen
03:24 < nohusuro> I programming know more about system programming than you'll ever forget
03:24 < czarbomba> so that's a "yes, please" then
03:24 < czarbomba> gotchza
03:24 < nohusuro> probably* know more
03:24 < nohusuro> +1 chers
03:24 < nohusuro> cheers*
03:25 < nohusuro> God-Emperor Coder it is
03:25 < czarbomba> how many more lines do you expect to type to demonstrate to us that you weren't triggered, sir?
03:25 < czarbomba> ballpark it
03:25 < czarbomba> ten? twenty? should i get a coffee?
03:25 < nohusuro> about as many as you can put on your CV with your experience
03:25 < czarbomba> ok. get a coffee it is. brb.
03:25 < nohusuro> make it a big one
03:27 < nohusuro> I just don't want you putting a solitary idea in all the fledglings heads, that there is a clear distinction between what is considered programming versus scripting, because it's personally interpreted.
03:27 < sadbox> ^^ this is why I showed up to say stuff
03:27 < bomb> https://i.imgur.com/aDMJODQ.gif
03:28 < czarbomba> https://www.usatoday.com/story/tech/news/2018/05/04/puppy-stolen-amazon-delivery-driver-returned-after-bezos-emailed/580206002/
03:28 < czarbomba> oh no bot. ok. here's the headline: Puppy stolen by Amazon delivery driver returned to owner after he emailed Jeff Bezos
03:29 < czarbomba> i think usatoday buried the real story: dogs are emailing now.
03:29 < czarbomba> if the emailing dogs join up with the skynet computers we are well and truly fucked
03:33 < rpifan> well i am a puppy
03:33 < rpifan> ad i email
03:38 < nojeffrey> O365 email signature software? currently using Mail Exclaimer, and paid a one off fee for our on prem Exchange server, about to move to O365 and now they bill monthly and the price seems exorbitant now for something that just adds a signature.
03:39 < hug> nojeffrey: They all cost money.
03:39 < nojeffrey> The few contractors we spoke to about helping with migration, looked at our current sigs and said this cannot be done with the built in signature stuff
03:39 < hug> Code2 is the other one I can think off of the top of my head.
03:40 < nojeffrey> I get that, thanks will check them out
03:41 < hug> $10/user/year from memory for Code2.
03:41 < nojeffrey> I think we paid 1k for Exclaimer initially, now they want 2k p/a
03:42 < nohusuro> jeez, what a rip
03:42 < nojeffrey> we have a full time developer now, maybe he can do it
03:43 < nojeffrey> and then sell it, and undercut everyone
03:49 < misspwn> wait wait wait, email signature software???
03:49 < misspwn> creating a signature is not that fucking hard
03:50 < hug> misspwn: I mean, sure, it's not.
03:50 < xamithan> It is without html
03:50 < hug> But the problem isn't *a* email signature.
03:50 < hug> It's 7,000 of them.
03:50 < misspwn> and 7,000 users can't copy from a template?
03:51 < hug> Hahahahah.
03:51 < hug> no.
03:51 < Nightcinder> so much GPDR bullshit everywhere
03:51 < Nightcinder> soooo glad i don't have to deal with that
03:51 < misspwn> i had someone ask me to make them a signature and i told them no
03:51 < hug> They might try and fail. Or not try. Or try and succeed. Or make their own signature up because why copy the template. Or copy the template and modify it.
03:52 < misspwn> well they wanted me to deploy it to all of their peeps and i said no lol
03:52 < misspwn> add your own gd signature
03:52 < hug> OR
03:53 < hug> Set up an email signature distribution system, and everyone gets signatures like magic and no one in the org ever has to deal with signature garbage again.
03:54 < misspwn> but that costs moneies like you said
03:54 < hug> Yeah, and?
03:54 < hug> Businesses generally have a bunch of that.
03:54 < misspwn> suppose a company or business of 7,000 would be willing to
03:54 < misspwn> smaller ones make people like me do it
03:54 < hug> Most companies bigger than about 100 people are willing to.
03:55 < hug> A company of 100 people, spending $1k a year? They don't care. Drop in the bucket.
03:55 < hug> A company of 30 people, spending $300? Again, this is not a real concern.
03:55 < rpifan> idk about that
03:55 < rpifan> our comany is all about
03:55 < rpifan> not spenidng
03:56 < rpifan> or giving us working things
03:56 < rpifan> or wasting money
03:56 < rpifan> they love to pay for licenses we dont use
03:56 < rpifan> is what my direct boss told me
03:56 < misspwn> this new shit with O365 and the redirection to whatever the fuck new layout i hate
03:57 < hug> Uh.
03:57 < misspwn> they were migrating to something i don't even really look at it anymore i just click so i forgot what they call it
03:57 < misspwn> most of the time it just pulls up my own account and not the admin portal
03:58 < hug> Do you not just type the adminportal url?
03:58 < misspwn> it's saved in last  pass so when it loads and i login  it brings up the main admin portal and is like "hey we moved a bunch of shit, click here"
03:59 < hug> So change the URL in lastpass.
03:59 < hug> This sounds very much like a you problem.
03:59 < misspwn> when the portal page does load, and then exchange or O365 loads i'd say 6/10 times it doesn't load
04:00 < misspwn> the URL thing though yes, i could stand to change that one
04:04 < nojeffrey> All these companies that sell this signature software are 'MS Gold Partners'
04:04 < xe0n> yep lol
04:04 < xe0n> we use symprex here
04:06 < xe0n> bit sad when your helpdesk team struggle to setup pcs for staff lol
04:07 < misspwn> struggle in what way?
04:07 < nojeffrey> xe0n How many users? how much per user per month for you?
04:08 < nojeffrey> nm found pricing
04:10 < xe0n> nojeffrey: roughly 900 odd
04:11 < xe0n> misspwn: can't do basic troubleshooting, or setting up a user on a pc, when the majority of the config is automated lol
04:11 < xe0n> there's some manual stuff that needs to happen, documented, tried and trued, yet, struggle street lol
04:11 < nojeffrey> looks cheapest so far, ta
04:11 < xamithan> Thought all you needed was to plug in the cords and let the imaging software take care of the rest
04:12 < xe0n> that's pretty much it..
04:12 < xe0n> lol
04:12 < nojeffrey> need zero touch deployment
04:13 < xe0n> ...the issue isn't building the machine, it's the post deployment steps that are 80% automated, the rest need to happen manually
04:13 < xe0n> lol
04:14 < xamithan> If something is happening manually maybe your process is broken
04:14 < xe0n> if only the legacy software allowed it ;)
04:14 < xe0n> anyways beer o clock soon
04:14 < xe0n> so sweet
04:15 <+NinjaStyle> sup dudes
04:15 < xamithan> Everytime I log in some batch script fires up to map shares and do crap that isn't needed
04:15 < xe0n> batch file?
04:15 < xe0n> lol
04:15 < xe0n> mapping drives isn't an issue...
04:15 < xe0n> it's configuring prehistoric software
04:17 <@cryptic1> whoa whoa whoa
04:17 < xe0n> software is being deprecated soon, so no biggie lol
04:17 <@cryptic1> this convo is getting out of hand
04:17 <@cryptic1> please stop
04:17 < xe0n> loll
04:17  * cryptic1 smirks
04:17 <@cryptic1> whats up?
04:17 < xe0n> nada, you?
04:17 <@cryptic1> same
04:17 < xe0n> about to go to pub lunch in 15, can't complain with that
04:18 <@cryptic1> nice what are you getting?
04:19 < xe0n> beer and maybe a parma
04:19 < xe0n> parma, chips, salad, beer
04:19 < xe0n> mmm
04:23 < xamithan> Mix all that together and eat it like cereal
04:23 < xe0n> loll
04:26 < JollyRgrs> for us non-ozzies.... what's a parma?
04:27 < nojeffrey> parmigiana
04:27 < nojeffrey> snitz with ham cheese
04:27 < JollyRgrs> snitz?
04:28 < nojeffrey> schnitzel
04:30 <+NinjaStyle> tf are you talking about
04:31 < xamithan> classical italian dish
04:32 < JollyRgrs> like chicken parmesean?
04:32 < JollyRgrs> i know that kind of italian parma
04:32 < xe0n> correcto
04:32 < xe0n> snitz with napoli and cheese
04:33 < xe0n> side chips, side salad, side beer(s)
04:33 < misspwn> i'm grateful to not have to do setups anymore
04:34 < misspwn> forza napoli or somethin
04:35 < xe0n> https://aussietaste.recipes/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/Chicken-Parmigiana-opt.jpg
04:35 < xe0n> lol aussie taste
04:35 < xe0n> classic
04:36 < nojeffrey> I should have just posted a photo
04:37 < xe0n> haha
04:39 < xe0n> ok now we're waiting on one fo the dudes who's making his way in now lol
04:45 < misspwn> gd june bugs
04:46 < JollyRgrs> xe0n: so that's like chicken parm with ham on it
04:47 < JollyRgrs> so like cordon bleau, but with ham/cheese outside... plus marinara
04:47 < JollyRgrs> so you are mixing french and italian to make aussie?
04:48 <+NinjaStyle> Yeah that's not as good as normal chicken parm
04:50 < JollyRgrs> i have to agree, i'm not a ham fan
04:51 < xe0n> i usually dont get the ham, but that photo looks like it
04:51 < nohusuro> if it's  edible, I'll eat it
04:51 < nohusuro> a parmy is a parmy
04:51 < xe0n> but italians do the ham thing as well
04:51 < xe0n> yep a good parmy is rockin
04:51 < xe0n> lol
04:51 < nohusuro> cheese, tomato sauce and chicken
04:51 < nohusuro> I am fecking sold
04:52 < nohusuro> chips and salad too? bonus!
04:52 < nohusuro> might go get a parmy for lunch :D
04:52 < xe0n> chips on the side, not under
04:52 < xe0n> under is badddd
04:52 < nohusuro> yeah, 100%
04:52 < xe0n> soggy chips, makes the parmy look bigger than it really is
04:52 < nohusuro> although, if it's a base of "we had too many chips on the plate, so we had to put the left overs somewhere"
04:52 < xe0n> misleading lol
04:52 < nohusuro> I'm fine with that
04:52 < nohusuro> case*
04:52 < xe0n> yeah im cool with that, but purposely putting them under, gtfo
04:58 < xe0n> the sub has been repetitive latterly...
05:03 < voidstar> for(v in +v) -v;
05:03 < xe0n> i'll get in the v later
05:07 < MadCamel> hm. a smart compiler would optimize that to sleep(forever);
05:07 < czarbomba> so the incels are apparently teaming up with comic book dorks (woulda thought that venn diagram was a perfect circle but OK) and now #comicgate is a thing again?
05:08 < nohusuro> MadCamel: why's that? He's basically pseudo coding de-voicing all the voiced people in the channel
05:10 < MadCamel> ah. I'm in the bathtub so read it more like for(;;v++){--v}. besides, sleep is what you do after the v
05:10 <+NinjaStyle> voidstar: D:
05:10 <+NinjaStyle> F u
05:10 < nohusuro> NinjaStyle: what happened to your OP ?:P
05:11 < aleph-> Heya MadCamel
05:11 < MadCamel> hey hey hi hi
05:11 < aleph-> Irc'ing from the tub lol?
05:11 < aleph-> Also boooh, B99 got canceled.
05:11 < MadCamel> yeah it's relaxing
05:11 < aleph-> Fucking Fox.
05:11 < nohusuro> noooo
05:11 < nohusuro> it had a good run though
05:11 < aleph-> Hopefully Hulu picks it up.
05:11 < aleph-> Think they might.
05:11 < aleph-> Just one or two more seasons.
05:12 <+NinjaStyle> nohusuro: cryptic1 took it since I sassed him
05:12 < aleph-> Lol
05:13 < nohusuro> makes sense :D
05:13 <+NinjaStyle> He was like who gave you op! And deopd me
05:13 < nohusuro> fuuuuck, today is a day of watching progress bars >.<
05:13 < nohusuro> keep having to use another window to see if it's still going
05:14 < MadCamel> phone app idea: progress-bar watcher. Computer vision to the rescue
05:14 < nohusuro> gives you an alert once it's done, that'd be nice
05:14 < nohusuro> :D
05:15 < MadCamel> get extra fancy and make it work with remote desktop clients and it'd change the world
05:16 <+NinjaStyle> cryptic1: ay
05:16 <+NinjaStyle> Fite me
05:16 < nohusuro> why isn't it lunch time yet? :/
05:16 < nohusuro> wanna go to the pub
05:17 <+NinjaStyle> Bsides Denver tomorrow boyeeees
05:24 < m4221> Any old computer people here?
05:29 < MadCamel> damn I totally forgot about the local bsides
05:30 < MadCamel> and it's over
05:30 < MadCamel> have fun :D
05:36 <+NinjaStyle> MadCamel: :)
05:37 <+NinjaStyle> What's your local bsides?
05:38 < MadCamel> I'm oldhat and don't like to give away my locale etc. It's hosted at a college so it's held a bit before finals/break. It's weird being one of the oldest people there but cool there's so many people that are interested.
05:41 <+NinjaStyle> Was jw because I Kno lot of people who speak at various bsides
05:41 < JollyRgrs> MadCamel: that's not old hat, that's just being sane
05:41 <+NinjaStyle> Know*
05:42 <+NinjaStyle> There are definitely crazies in here who know too much about me
05:42 < JollyRgrs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjnbAl7Tpns&t=5s
05:43 < abakedapplepie> WHO YOU CALLIN CRAZY https://i.ytimg.com/vi/djVjHOwLnXs/maxresdefault.jpg
05:43 <+NinjaStyle> I've made my bed so now I gotta get murdered in it
05:50 < L3gacy> I'm not paranoid.  Which of my enemies said that to you?
05:56 < xe0n> lunch was sweeet
05:56 < xe0n> good size parmy
05:57 <+NinjaStyle> You should try regular chicken parm
05:57 < nohusuro> dang xe0n 3 mintues until I leave to get mine! :D
05:57 < nohusuro> minutes*
05:57 < czarbomba> oh so the alfa giulia won the motor trend award huh
05:58 < czarbomba> maybe now some of you classless heathens will learn about it
05:58 < czarbomba> i've been giving some serious consideration to that car for about three months now
05:58 < xamithan> The what?
05:58 < czarbomba> alfa romeo giulia
05:58 < czarbomba> sport sedan
05:58 < czarbomba> sweet ride
05:59 <+NinjaStyle> Is it good?
05:59 < czarbomba> it's italian, so i get it if you don't think it's, uh, of pure enough ethnicity for your liking, kenrin
05:59 < xamithan> Damn that is as much as a lexus
05:59 < czarbomba> ninjastyle i've driven a '15 and now an '18. it's a delight
05:59 <+NinjaStyle> I still think I'm gonna buy a BMW X3 m40
05:59 < xamithan> I like japanese cars
05:59 < czarbomba> i won't buy a bimmer
06:00 < czarbomba> it's too...south florida
06:00 <+NinjaStyle> Lol
06:00 < czarbomba> i feel ill thinking about it
06:00 < czarbomba> nobody has a giulia
06:00 < czarbomba> and it really is a nice ride
06:00 < czarbomba> it looked a little more alien spaceshippy some years back
06:00 < czarbomba> and even then i still kinda dug it
06:00 < czarbomba> but now it's just hot
06:01 < xe0n> nohusuro: make sure you get a beer
06:01 < czarbomba> i'm too tall for a 4c and besides if i break down and buy another track car it's going to be an r8 v10+
06:01 < czarbomba> (the second one's an audi)
06:01 <+NinjaStyle> The Quadrifoglio is actually dope
06:01 < czarbomba> yes
06:01 < czarbomba> it really is :D
06:02 <+NinjaStyle> If it was 10k less I would seriously consider it
06:02 < czarbomba> top gear gave it car of the year like
06:02 < czarbomba> 2 years ago?
06:02 < czarbomba> i feel like my sense of time is warped for the last few years
06:03 < czarbomba> it was definitely during the hybrid period in f1
06:06 < czarbomba> <xamithan> I like japanese cars <-- i feel like i let an alleyoop get away here
06:06 <+NinjaStyle> The Stelvio is sick actually
06:06 < czarbomba> i haven't driven one. looks interesting, tho. too subaru-y for me
06:07 <+NinjaStyle> I like having a hatch
06:07 < czarbomba> i want to enjoy my middle-aged quasi-yuppie years
06:07 < czarbomba> that's the colorado in ya
06:07 <+NinjaStyle> Probably
06:07 <+NinjaStyle> But man that 0-60 is tempting
06:07 < czarbomba> i'm surprised i haven't seen a 4c. there are alfa dealers now.
06:08 < czarbomba> none of the trustafarians have taken a bunch of molly and used daddy's credit card to get one i guess
06:08 <+NinjaStyle> 3.6 sec is nuts
06:08 < czarbomba> it's only a $60k car
06:08 < czarbomba> it's just not for tall ppl
06:08 < czarbomba> also i feel like the way i would d rive i'd eventually find the top of that little 4 banger
06:08 < czarbomba> and that would make me mad because, well, it's $60k
06:10 <+NinjaStyle> I thought 4.6 on the X3 was a fast suv
06:11 < czarbomba> i can't even imagine what the payments are on a $190k car
06:11 < xamithan> If you can afford a 190k car do you even have payments?
06:12 < czarbomba> yeah there's no way the assholes who have r8s around here ALL could just drop $200k at a dealership
06:12 < czarbomba> in cash, at once
06:12 <+NinjaStyle> Yeah
06:12 <+NinjaStyle> It's leases probably
06:12 < czarbomba> i'd probably never put the maximum mileage on a car like that. i should ask after a lease.
06:12 < czarbomba> the insurance must be a monster but omg so worth it
06:14 < czarbomba> i really wish they would update this with the new model https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0_GCuim9kY
06:14 < czarbomba> i turn the sub up every time
06:15 <+NinjaStyle> Too bad Audi has a shit entertainment console
06:16 < czarbomba> i...i don't think i've ever used an "entertainment console" in a car really
06:16 < czarbomba> i have a phone?
06:16 < czarbomba> phone bluetooth speakers done
06:16 <+NinjaStyle> Errr
06:17 <+NinjaStyle> It doesn't even have a touch screen
06:17 < czarbomba> it would be neat to play playstation in the car though
06:17 < czarbomba> i suppose in any other audi that would be a bit annoying
06:17 <+NinjaStyle> Like Android auto on it sucks
06:17 < czarbomba> in an r8 v10+ it would never cross my mind
06:17 <+NinjaStyle> Lol
06:18 <+NinjaStyle> I would probably but an s4 if not for that deal breaker
06:18 <+NinjaStyle> Buy*
06:18 < czarbomba> i see so many audis around here that the sheer number of dealers implied must mean occasional good deals on those things
06:18 < czarbomba> because the msrps for those cars often turn me off, 4wd aside
06:18 <+NinjaStyle> I mean it is a vw
06:18 < czarbomba> it's like yeah nice but sticker shock, plus the maintenance
06:19 < czarbomba> well that's what pisses me off with certain porsches too
06:19 <+NinjaStyle> Yeah true
06:19 <+NinjaStyle> I like the look of the macan
06:20 < czarbomba> i'm not sure if i will ever become an suv guy. i get it, and some look good, and i'd probably drive a few that i've seen, but it's just so not me
06:20 < czarbomba> if i were to get something to haul i'd buy a full on truck, i think
06:20 <+NinjaStyle> I need both
06:20 <+NinjaStyle> I need 1 car that I can haul some stuff in
06:20 < czarbomba> not thinking about a GMC eh
06:20 <+NinjaStyle> That is also fun
06:21 < czarbomba> i think those suvs are the closest to flat-out trucks of any
06:21 < czarbomba> and the chevys when they choose to move one of those designs over to the sister brand
06:21 < czarbomba> aren't they redoing a blazer soon
06:21 <+NinjaStyle> I don't like American cars
06:21 < czarbomba> if it's a fucking oversized wagon on a car chassis it pisses me off
06:21 < czarbomba> which is my problem with about 95% of suvs
06:21 <+NinjaStyle> I want awd with a turbo in a pretty car
06:21 < czarbomba> i'd like all those things too
06:22 <+NinjaStyle> Ford comes closest
06:22 < czarbomba> well the 4wd is not essential and in this area it probably just makes for more changes of breakage
06:22 < czarbomba> since we aren't going to get snow and if it rains so bad you need 4wd in florida it means you shouldn't be on the fucking road
06:22 < czarbomba> as i learned driving through aventura once when a tornado literally came by
06:23 < czarbomba> i never knew how close i was, i just know that for about 10 seconds i lost total spatial orientation on a highway at about 45mph
06:23 <+NinjaStyle> If I lived in Florida I probably would buy a red American car actually
06:23 <+NinjaStyle> Rwd*
06:23 < czarbomba> i'm of two minds on that
06:23 < czarbomba> daily driver, i think i may prefer fwd
06:23 < czarbomba> if that was my only consideration, of course
06:23 < czarbomba> just different things to think about dodging assholes in traffic
06:24 <+NinjaStyle> Fwd feels like butt with torque steer tho
06:24 < czarbomba> florida living protip: regardless of your drivetrain configuration you WILL want to avoid ground effects here
06:24 < czarbomba> i know, assholes in south beach have them all the time. trust me. commuting on miami surface roads will strip that shit off like stormy daniels at barron trump's 5th birthday party
06:25 < czarbomba> i will say that if i knew i could count on driving on fast freeways all the time i'd surely be getting rwd
06:25 < czarbomba> or i would have left my trailer car street legal :D
06:26 < Gencade|afk> im so cry
06:26 < Gencade|afk> drunk
06:26 <+NinjaStyle> I should wait at least 6 months before fucking with thinking about buying a new car
06:26 < czarbomba> now that dodge isn't murrikan any more do you look at their lineup?
06:27 <+NinjaStyle> I haven't lately
06:27 < czarbomba> some of their suvs look tolerable
06:27 < Gencade|afk> NinjaStyle, you lost your op
06:27 < Gencade|afk> you little bitch
06:27 < Gencade|afk> what happened
06:27 < czarbomba> :O
06:27 < czarbomba> cryptic1 happened
06:27 < Gencade> cryptic1, you little bitch
06:27 < Gencade> give NinjaStyle back his op
06:28 < czarbomba> i think cryptic1 has been v busy lately and is probably passed out
06:28 <+NinjaStyle> Yeah cryptic1 said : ay you little bitch (swipe) and took my op right off my feet
06:28 < czarbomba> (in a pool of maple syrup)
06:28 <+NinjaStyle> Bully
06:28 < Gencade> what a fucker
06:29 < Gencade> give me voice
06:29 <+NinjaStyle> Fuck layer-eight
06:29 < Gencade> I'll fuck layer-eight up
06:30 <+NinjaStyle> Nah but apparently there was a lot of shit posting this morning
06:30 < czarbomba> layer-eight has so much wrong with it now. i almost feel like offering to teach millerboss tcl so he'll just put the eggdrop back
06:30 < czarbomba> because this is nigh-intoleraballs
06:30 < czarbomba> i propose it gets renamed 'layer-four' until made whole again
06:31 < czarbomba> also i wish someone would give keri russell a cheeseburger
06:43 < xe0n> cbf now
06:57 <+NinjaStyle> Where are the Australians
06:58 < catbeard> in Australia
06:58 < czarbomba> anyone here spending a long weekend with a mysterious greek named "stavros"
07:00 <+NinjaStyle> Whodat
07:00 < voidstar> jon favreau?
07:02 < czarbomba> every time i witness square dancing in any detailed fashion i can only stare agape and think to myself "sigh, white people"
07:02 < catbeard> https://twitter.com/stavros
07:03 <+layer-eight> * catbeard →  Stavros Korokithakis (@Stavros) | Twitter
07:03 < catbeard> that guy?
07:03 < voidstar> `sjw
07:03 <+layer-eight> voidstar, you're a womyn-hating, fat-shaming, greedy, traditionalist!
07:03 < czarbomba> 'that's as good a stavros as any, catbeard
07:03 < czarbomba> where did you meet him
07:03 < catbeard> i didn't, don't know him at all
07:03 < czarbomba> would you like to?
07:03 < catbeard> not especially
07:03 < czarbomba> so you're a hard pass on the long weekend with stavros
07:04 < catbeard> i'd like to finish up some long overdue db schema stuff for a accounting automation system
07:04 < czarbomba> hey. takes all kinds.
07:04 < catbeard> fucking. cpanel
07:07 <+NinjaStyle> Is cpanel still a thing?
07:07 < catbeard> yep
07:08 < catbeard> just writing tools to automate to heavy lifting for legacy server migrations and external migrations
07:08 < catbeard> keeping nodejs, drush, and wp-cli up to date
07:09 < catbeard> maldet integration with bitninja web honeypot automated analysis and greylisting
07:10 <+NinjaStyle> I understood some of that
07:10 < catbeard> then automated auditctl hooks for infected files for potentially compromised accounts
07:11 < catbeard> transfer hooks to reconfigure .htaccess to run the right version of php when transferred from other servers with diff handlers
07:12 < catbeard> that one is fun
07:17 < Advarium> `sjw
07:17 <+layer-eight> Advarium, you're a white, elitist, anti-semitic, white-devil!
07:27 < nohusuro> xe0n: got a ginger beer with it
07:28 < nohusuro> good parmy, garbage pub experience though
08:06 < plop> morning nerds
08:07 < plop> so quiet at this hour. where is ceofreak?
08:51 < The_Dv8or> sup
08:53 < nohusuro> how many people here when resting one hand on the mouse and one on the keyboard, have their keyboard fingers in FPS configuration? (WASD, CTRL, SPACE)
08:58 < voidstar> https://www.strawpoll.me/15675925
08:58 <+layer-eight> * voidstar →  when resting one hand on the mouse an... - Straw Poll
09:00 < The_Dv8or> I actually usually have my fingers on Command and Tab
09:00 < nohusuro> found the mac user
09:01 < The_Dv8or> and proud of it, man
09:01 < nohusuro> as are all mac users
09:01 < nohusuro> :)
09:04 < The_Dv8or> I aint no fanboy homo either.  I jsut found its the best primary workstation environment
09:05 < _KaszpiR_> voidstar I use esdf
09:07 < YetiFiasco> Morning
09:10 < donut_> morn, any details anywhere how the russians blocked aws? dns? nullroutes?
09:10 < enix> I got the job
09:10 < enix> :O
09:11 < enix> Now I need to move my entire life 2000km (1200 miles) interstate, and secure a rental in a VERY small market in less than a month
09:11 < enix> fak
09:11 < YetiFiasco> you only have yourself to blame
09:11 < donut_> hmm i guess the block is mostly just null-routes
09:11 < YetiFiasco> hopefully the job is worth it
09:12 < enix> It's a hens tooth in the area, and we want to move to that area
09:12 < enix> Just came up at the wrong time but it cant be helped
09:12 < The_Dv8or> fuckin a, enix
09:12 < The_Dv8or> where you moving
09:13 < enix> You're aussie yeh?
09:13 < enix> Beerwah/Landsborough
09:13 < enix> After 6-12 months, we'll relocate to Mooloolaba or North Lakes depending on where my partner lands a job
09:13 < The_Dv8or> that near Houston or somethin?
09:13 < enix> Depends on where we can find the best house ay
09:14 < enix> https://www.google.com.au/maps/place/Beerwah+QLD+4519/
09:14 <+layer-eight> * enix →  Google Maps
09:14 < enix> aussie aussie
09:14 < enix> thanks layer-eight you useless cunt
09:14 < enix> .bofh
09:14 < enix> `bofh
09:14 <+layer-eight> BOFH Daemons loose in system.
09:14 < enix> `seen plop
09:14 <+layer-eight> I need someone to look for enix
09:14 < enix> `seen plop plop
09:14 <+layer-eight> Seen →  plop Saying so quiet at this hour. where is ceofreak? via Log on #reddit-sysadmin an hour ago
09:14 < enix> `seen MillerBOSS MillerBOSS
09:14 <+layer-eight> Seen →  MillerBOSS Saying </html> via Log on #boats2 3 hours ago
09:15 < enix> haha they've fixed him
09:16 < The_Dv8or> whats that?  Dont try and tell me theres countries outside of the United States
09:16 < The_Dv8or> Everyone knows its America or nuthin
09:18 < enix> It's like moving to omaha
09:18 < enix> from nye
09:24 < enix> shiiiit i forgot to pay my accountant
09:24 < enix> he is NOT going to be happy LOL
09:34 < Nightcinder> ugh this ex01 box didn't come back after restoring it to yesterday..
09:34 < Nightcinder> owa came back but mail isn't sending/receiving
09:38 < The_Dv8or> one of these days Imma gonna have to figure out how to set up a mail server
10:36 < plop> morning again
11:05 < ihre> moin
11:09 < FenJai> Mornin'
11:18 < FenJai> .seen ceofreak
11:18 < FenJai> layer-eight halp
11:18 < Blinky_> morning all, i have a pfsense openvpn tunnel setup between two sites.  It is connected and when I ping from site A to site B then site B firewall logs so the ping coming in and being accepted but I get no reply on the site A end. I have a firewall wan rule to allow port 1196 (custom), openvpn rule
11:18 < Blinky_> to allow all and openvpn interface rule to allow all.  I can ping an devices on site B from the firewall at site A but not from a pc on the site A network.  What the hell am I doing wrong?
11:24 < Trapdoor> fuck me I figured that was a .bofh quote Blinky_
11:25 < Trapdoor> .bofh
11:25 < Blinky_> ??
11:25 < Trapdoor> `bofh
11:25 <+layer-eight> BOFH Insert coin for new game
11:25 < Trapdoor> fu layer-eight
11:25 < Trapdoor> also idk I'm not a network guy
11:25 < Blinky_> what the hell is BOFH
11:25 < Trapdoor> bastard operator from hell?
11:39 < plop> c'mon Blinky_, we all work by the rules of the bofh.
11:39 < plop> `bofh
11:39 <+layer-eight> BOFH Operators killed when huge stack of backup tapes fell over.
11:44 < FenJai> Blinky_, First of all, do you have any deny rules ?
11:56 < Blinky_> No, I can ping devices from both firewalls to the opposite sites devices just not from device to device
11:56 < FenJai> Is everything on the same network ?
11:56 < FenJai> No VLANs in place ?
11:56 < Blinky_> no, site A is 192.168.1.0/24 and site B is 192.168.0.0/24
11:56 < Blinky_> no vlans
11:57 < Blinky_> each site has a different wan ip
11:57 < FenJai> Wan ip shouldnt matter as long as the vpn is up
11:58 < Blinky_> vpn is up and showign ip addresses that have been configured
11:58 < FenJai> Unless Im mistaken, should have everything which is connected to the VPN on the same network
11:58 < FenJai> So site A should be the same as site B
11:59 < FenJai> What is the VPN network address space ?
11:59 < Blinky_> everything I am seeing is saying the oppsite, site A and site B should be on different networks
11:59 < Blinky_> vpn tunnel address is 10.10.10.0/24
12:00 < Trapdoor> Sweet, I might get a 2 week cruise during the summer
12:00 < FenJai> Okay, Im going for a very basic VPN here. You should have separate networks for security and isolation but my suggestion is to get everything basic and functional first
12:01 < Blinky_> That is not possible, these are running business networks, to change the ip scheme would not be possible during business hours and would take a while to complete.
12:05 < Blinky_> if I ping from a linux box on the site A network to a nas on the site B network then the site B firewall shows the packet being passed by the rules, I just get no return from that.  So is that an issue with the rules on site A or B?
12:08 < FenJai> Ahh, sorry Blinky_ I thought this was homelab stuff
12:08 < Trapdoor> Wow ok, never accept Dell's first offer for support
12:08 < FenJai> Can you do the same ping in reverse ?
12:09 < Trapdoor> I asked them if we could do an annual downpayment on a 3-year support contract... they can not but they did just offer a 20% discount on the 3-year contract
12:09 < Blinky_> yeha the ping from either firewall will reach the end devices, just device to device that is not working
12:09 < Trapdoor> I need to be more of a cunt it seems
12:11 < Blinky_> if I traceroute from the site A linux box to the site B nas thaen it gets as far as the site B vpn tunnel end point then stops.  The firewall is showing it hit the nas but the return doesnt seem to appear
12:11 < FenJai> Blinky_, I think you need to set a static route on each firewall
12:13 < Blinky_> added a static route to each router and set the gateway to the openvpn interface and nothing, same issue. device to device failed
12:13 < FenJai> What you want the firewall to do is direct traffic from the LAN, out the VPN tunnel to the LAN on the other network
12:14 < FenJai> Im not sure if you need 2 sets of routes on each fire wall. One in and one out or just 1 out and the VPN handles the rest
12:15 < FenJai> However you would need to use the static route to manually connect the networks together
12:16 < FenJai> So LAN A -> static route -> VPN A -> static route -> VPN B -> LAN B
12:16 < FenJai> And then a second set going in the opposite direction
12:26 < Trapdoor> MOTHERFUCKER
12:27 < Trapdoor> Confidentiality notice: Any information in this email and attachments that relates to XXX's business operations or technology, or otherwise is confidential by nature, is intended for the recipient only and shall be treated strictly confidential. Such information may only be used for the intended purpose and may only be shared with third parties upon XXX's prior consent. If you have received this email in error, please advise the sender and
12:27 < Trapdoor> delete the email immediately.
12:27 < Trapdoor> I didn't put the disclaimer there, I swear
12:27 < Trapdoor> management decided to add a confidentiality disclaimer to our outgoing emails
12:28 < Trapdoor> a: It doesn't mean shit, if you sent me an email incorrectly then the content of the email is technically mine and whoever sent it to me is wrong
12:28 < Trapdoor> b: It doesn't get added to the bottom of the signature, no sir
12:28 < Trapdoor> It gets added to the bottom of the entire email
12:30 < FenJai> Who in the IT team signed off on that Trapdoor ?
12:48 < doorcellar> Hi all, hope everyone is well :)
12:54 < Trapdoor> FenJai, no-one, they went over my head on it
12:54 < Trapdoor> We have an MSP that supports me when I'm busy
12:55 < Trapdoor> I let them deal with support, users, licenses etc
13:05 < plop> so, Trapdoor slacks all the time
13:05 < Trapdoor> Eh, I have a whole other position to fill
13:05 < plop> Trapdoor, right right right
13:06 < aleph-> Morning folks
13:06 < plop> morning aleph-
14:16 < Hatsjoe> I am having issues with SELinux.. Disabling SELinux is not an option. The issue is that auditd cannot start because creating /var/log/auditd.log is denied by SELinux. When checking /var/log/messages, I can see that the target context is wrong. It should be auditd_log_t but it is var_log_t. I have no clue how to fix this.
14:16 < Hatsjoe> Log output: https://paste.devrobs.nl/T7I6SR6VZK.txt
14:16 < Hatsjoe> Does anyone have an idea?
14:16 < Trapdoor> Did you try disabling SELinux?
14:16 < Hatsjoe> Fuck you Trapdoor
14:16 < Hatsjoe> :P
14:16 < Hatsjoe> Yes I have tried, and then it works
14:17 < Trapdoor> https://wiki.gentoo.org/wiki/SELinux/Tutorials/Controlling_file_contexts_yourself
14:17 < Trapdoor> Had a look at this?
14:17 <+layer-eight> * Trapdoor →  SELinux/Tutorials/Controlling file contexts yourself - Gentoo Wiki
14:17 < Trapdoor> https://wiki.gentoo.org/wiki/SELinux/Tutorials/How_does_a_process_get_into_a_certain_context
14:17 <+layer-eight> * Trapdoor →  SELinux/Tutorials/How does a process get into a certain context - Gentoo Wiki
14:17 < Trapdoor> "This inheritance is always the case, even if the SELinux management utilities (but not SELinux policy rules) say otherwise: even if there is a context definition saying that /var/log/audit should be auditd_log_t, if you create this audit directory within /var/log then this directory will inherit the var_log_t context from its parent directory. Only later, when you run restorecon, will the context be changed."
14:18 < ihre> Hatsjoe: restorecon -v file to revert its to the original context
14:19 < Hatsjoe> I tried setting a custom file context using semanage fcontext etc..
14:19 < Hatsjoe> But that doesnt seem to override the default "var_log_t" type
14:19 < ihre> dont make dan walsh cry
14:19 < ihre> he's a pretty good guy
14:19 < Hatsjoe> ihre: the problem is that the default is var_log_t while it should be auditd_log_t
14:21 < rhqq> i have a fucking mystery modem problem
14:22 < rhqq> every hour at around 6th to 9th minute i have an issue where all existing connections still work but i can not establish any new one
14:22 < rhqq> this applies to tcp, but not icmp
14:23 < rhqq> i rebooted my router that has the modem in, to make sure it is not router messing things up at a full hour after boot time or whatever
14:23 < rhqq> i dont even know whether thats also affecting udp, because i have no idea how to test that ;P
14:25 < rhqq> hmm, udp too, since dns resolution uses udp...
14:25 < rhqq> anyway, pings go through, so well..
14:27 < rhqq> no dmesg notes, connection is up and so on and so forth
14:27 < rhqq> :/
14:33 < ihre> Hatsjoe: does it work after a chcon -R -t auditd_log_t /var/log/auditd?
14:44 < JollyRgrs> chcon is just an alias for chaka con :P
14:48 < Jekotia> Anyone have any experience with a Windows 95 guest VM using a PCI card from a Windows 10 host?
14:49 < Hatsjoe> ihre: after manually creating /var/log/audit.log it did change the type to auditd_log_t. I am still not sure why it does not try to create the file with that context type from the start though. I now ended up creating the directory '/var/log/audit' in which auditd is allowed to create new files.
14:49 < rhqq> Jekotia: that's exotic :D
14:51 < Jekotia> rhqq: My org bought the AudioPrecision System One back in the 80's. Software support for it is... old. I REALLY want to move us away from relying on a physical Windows 95 host to operate the equipment
14:51 < rhqq> yeah, i get it, i'm saying that's damn exotic
14:52 < JollyRgrs> Jekotia: ooh, GL with that
14:52 < JollyRgrs> so you're trying to do hyper-v?
14:53 < Jekotia> AT least it's an improvement from using an ISA card. Found a PCI one kicking around (propriatery interface between card and equipment)
14:53 < L3gacy> good bacon unto all!  #Just7aramThings
14:53 < JollyRgrs> https://social.technet.microsoft.com/Forums/ie/en-US/b9e21b8f-8774-49c2-b499-b2b8ff2a41a2/hyperv-windows-10-pci-passthrough?forum=win10itprovirt
14:53 < JollyRgrs> looks like only server 2016 hyper-v does PCI passthrough
14:53 < Jekotia> JollyRgrs: I'm trying to do anything that works. Not tied to any particular platfornm
14:53 < JollyRgrs> Jekotia: tbh, if i were just trying to make sure it worked best... i like KVM's PCI passthrough
14:54 < JollyRgrs> but not sure how well that'd be supported in your environment
14:54 <@Code_Man65> You may rejoice, for Friday has arrived
14:54 < JollyRgrs> Code_Man65: oh thank you kind sir
14:54 < JollyRgrs> YAY!
14:54 < JollyRgrs> i couldn't hold that in much longer :P
14:54 <@Code_Man65> That's what she said?
14:54 < Jekotia> I see VirtualBox supports it on Linux, but then that adds another layer of complexity for the users that wouldn't know Linux if Gnome sat on their face
14:55 < JollyRgrs> Jekotia: yeah, that's why i wasn't so keen on the KVM suggestion
14:55 < JollyRgrs> sounds like best bet might be to try server 2k16 and DDA (discrete device assignment)
14:56 < rhqq> Jekotia: https://www.ebay.com/itm/AUDIO-PRECISION-APIB-USB-ADAPTER-SYSTEM-ONE-TWO-CASCADE/302732350503?hash=item467c411427:g:Aa0AAOSwk3Fa8ddk how about other way around? :>
14:56 <+layer-eight> * rhqq →  AUDIO PRECISION APIB USB ADAPTER SYSTEM ONE, TWO & CASCADE  | eBay
14:56 < rhqq> you can do usb passthrough on pretty much everything
14:56 < Jekotia> JollyRgrs: Are you sure it requires Server 2016? I know 10 Pro has Hyper-V
14:56 < JollyRgrs> Jekotia: pls check link from earlier
14:56 < JollyRgrs> win10 workstation does not support DDA
14:56 < JollyRgrs> only server
14:57 < JollyRgrs> yes both have hyper-v, but only one has a CHANCE of supporting what you need
14:57 < Jekotia> rhqq: I really do appreciate it, but I have a 0% chance of convincing my boss to let me spend $400 on something that MIGHT work :/
14:57 < rhqq> well, software runs on win 10 natively
14:57 < rhqq> usb works wherever
14:58 < rhqq> and it is compatible :P
14:58 < rhqq> to me it's a full win situation
14:58 < rhqq> your time that you're going to spend on that is most likely to be higher cost than the cable
14:58 < JollyRgrs> ^^
14:58 < JollyRgrs> and better supported
15:00 < Jekotia> What I continue to find bonkers is these tiny adapters that take a 20+ pin signal and make it work on 4 pins
15:00 < JollyRgrs> Jekotia: lookis like AP directly supports USB cable for that: https://www.ap.com/download/usb-apib-kit-installation-and-user-guide-2/
15:00 <+layer-eight> * JollyRgrs →  USB-APIB Kit Installation and User Guide - Audio Precision
15:00 < Trapdoor> Jekotia, you mean like DB-20 to DB-9?
15:00 < JollyRgrs> Jekotia: that 20 pin isn't made to be as fast as USB
15:01 < JollyRgrs> also, they might not use all the pins anyway
15:01 < Trapdoor> Usually just need ground, rx and tx
15:01 < Jekotia> Trapdoor: Like DB25 to USB
15:01 < JollyRgrs> Trapdoor: Jekotia is thinking too simplistic "one signal per cable", not that you could use timing and have mult. signals over the same single line
15:02 < Trapdoor> Jekotia, oh that's UART
15:02 < JollyRgrs> Jekotia: what's serial's top speed? what about USB?
15:02 < tsarbomba> anyone here looking forward to a nice 16 hour day?
15:02 < Trapdoor> top speed of serial is usually 115200bps
15:02 < JollyRgrs> tsarbomba: what?
15:02 < JollyRgrs> Trapdoor: mine's 24 hrs, what happened to yours?
15:02 < tsarbomba> i sold 8 hours to the russians
15:02 < tsarbomba> thanks, obama
15:03  * tsarbomba looks at day's agenda and sheds a single tear
15:06 < JollyRgrs> Jekotia: just curious, what exactly does this hardware for you do anyways? (system one)
15:07 < Jekotia> JollyRgrs: Cry. "System One instruments are NOT supported" (from your userguide link)
15:07 < JollyRgrs> :(
15:08 < JollyRgrs> so was my link the same item on ebay?
15:08 < JollyRgrs> b/c ebay said it worked on system one
15:08 < Jekotia> JollyRgrs: It's an engineering-grade audio measurment tool
15:09 < Trapdoor> with a DB25 output
15:09 < Jekotia> Trapdoor: It was built in the 80's
15:10 < Trapdoor> Still valid?
15:10 < Trapdoor> s/valid/relevant
15:10 <+layer-eight> [SED Trapdoor] Still relevant?
15:11 < Jekotia> JollyRgrs: My org engineers and builds speakers for one of the largest cinema companies in the world. We have a $200,000 concrete "bunker" where speakers get stress tested at max volume for days at a time (and you can't hear a damn thing from the outside)
15:11 < tsarbomba> will they let you borrow the place so you can blast SLAYER?
15:12 < Jekotia> tsarbomba: No, but I do want to shut myself in there and scream about one of the employees here
15:12 < tsarbomba> SLAYER helps. trust me.
15:12 < Jekotia> I got called down to look at a "new" problem yesterday
15:13 < Jekotia> After spending an hour and determining it's a problem with the files Amazon is supplying us, they mention "yea, it's an old issue we thought maybe you could figure out"
15:13 < Jekotia> Like, WTF?
15:13 < Jekotia> WHY WOULD YOU EVER THINK IT'S A GOOD IDEA TO INTENTIONALLY WITH-HOLD INFORMATION ABOUT THE PROBLEM?!
15:13 < Jekotia> I wanted to scream. Still do
15:13 < Jekotia> Such a waste of time
15:14 < abakedapplepie> wew
15:14 < Trapdoor> s/with-hold/withhold
15:14 < corn266> morning all
15:15 < corn266> Here's my spotify discover playlist: https://open.spotify.com/user/spotify/playlist/37i9dQZEVXcIyiepifWP1P?si=qaVVrJf3SduS9OZJVK-OJA  -- Can someone suggest a band or music to listen to?
15:15 <+layer-eight> * corn266 →  Discover Weekly on Spotify
15:16 < Jekotia> JollyRgrs: The thing on ebay is different. The ebay cable is USB to DB 25 male. The official USB kit is USB to DB25 female (so you then use the standard cable to connect the USB interface to the hardware). The mentioned incompatability with the System One is not a hardware issue, but with the control software itself.
15:17 < tsarbomba> dude there are way too many fucking hoops to jump through to see your list
15:17 < tsarbomba> screenshot that shit
15:17 < tsarbomba> p.s. when did spotify start to suck even more than before?
15:18 < tsarbomba> is an ottomite a catamite named otto?
15:19 < tsarbomba> i'll take that as a yes
15:20 < tsarbomba> https://www.dallasnews.com/life/better-living/2018/05/10/americas-oldest-man-still-kicking-smoking-nears-112-secret-dont-die
15:20 <+layer-eight> * tsarbomba →  Austin resident Richard Overton, America's oldest man, is still smoking as he nears 112  | Better Living | Dallas News
15:20 < tsarbomba> 112 years old and smoking every day of his life
15:20 < tsarbomba> checkmate, libs
15:22 < corn266> tsarbomba: https://imgur.com/a/ccGQnBy
15:22 <+layer-eight> * corn266 →  IMGUR Album → a few seconds ago → 2 Images → ⚘ 0
15:24 < corn266> favoriting "Ain't it funny" and "Taking L's" cause they both good songs
15:27 < Nightcinder> grr
15:28 < Nightcinder> dnsconnectordelivery is fucked up
15:28 < Nightcinder> i can't figure out why
15:29 < tsarbomba> https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dc4x6ClXcAExBFn.jpg
15:29 <+layer-eight> * tsarbomba →  IMAGE/JPEG Document, 101,077 bytes
15:29 < tsarbomba> corn i cant help you, i don't think. i don't recognize any of those artists. guessing they're EDM
15:29 < tsarbomba> well ok i recognize death from above 1979
15:33 < tsarbomba> hello felda
15:33 < tsarbomba> please fetch me a coffee thx
15:33 < felda> coffee is bad
15:33 < tsarbomba> if i wanted a doctor i would have called one
15:33 < tsarbomba> i want a coffee
15:33 < DomLS3> woah
15:33 < tsarbomba> chop chop
15:33 < DomLS3> only 3 ops
15:33 < DomLS3> that's the least I've seen in ever
15:33 < Hatter> corn266: I thought based on your link from yesterday you were into more groovy tunes, but this playlist looks very urban
15:33 < tsarbomba> also pfsense was built on the backs of people hopped the fuck up on coffee
15:34 < tsarbomba> so have some respect
15:34 < tsarbomba> lol 'urban'
15:41 < cryptic1> morning
15:43 < felda> In a shocking twist Our Dear Leader President Rodrigo 'cryptic1' Deuterte has removed Supreme Court Justice felda from power and has now seized all control of #reddit-sysadmin
15:43 < JollyRgrs> i need a FF add-on to open pre-set domains in IE instead of FF (like, say... onedrive or other O365 links, skype meeting links, etc)
15:43 < cryptic1> felda please take this 8.8.8.8
15:43 < felda> I no longer fear DNS
15:43 < felda> I have GOD and ANIME on my side
15:44 < felda> Though I walk through the valley of DEVOPS I know the Lord pfSense is with me
15:44 < Phendrana> opnsense?
15:44 < cryptic1> pfdns?
15:45 < alazare619> rude
15:45 <@Code_Man65> Blame Phendrana
15:45 < felda> cryptic1 do you think you could run `voice-regulars for me?
15:45 < felda> that would really help me out dawg
15:45 < Phendrana> does it autokick him if someone says opnsense ?
15:46 < Phendrana> that'd be funny.
15:46 < felda> that meme is dead
15:46 < JollyRgrs> Phendrana... Phendrana... that sounds familiar
15:46 < JollyRgrs> did you USED to be somebody?
15:46 < Phendrana> I appear every few months
15:46 < Phendrana> say about 6 things, then leave again
15:46 < steevo> Phendrana, you've about hit your limit this round then
15:46 < Phendrana> seems so
15:46 < JollyRgrs> steevo: it's ok, he eats sheep and stuff
15:47 < Phendrana> some limits are meant to be broken, though
15:47 < steevo> JollyRgrs, nifty. I don't like to eat sheep, they don't taste very good.
15:47 < Phendrana> and there's nothing wrong with haggis.
15:47 < Phendrana> it's delicious *and* nutritious
15:48 < JollyRgrs> i've never even had lambchop
15:48 < JollyRgrs> only porkchop
15:48 < Phendrana> I don't think I've had a lambchop either
15:48 < corn266> Hatter tsarbomba most of it is metal with some rap thrown in there. 2 rap songs are "doin drugs and drinkin liqur" but the other is an arguement towards generational division
15:49 <@Code_Man65> Phendrana:  Are you sure, it might have a sing a long.
15:49 <@Code_Man65> About a song that never ends
15:49 <+AnonymooseReddtr> :D
15:49 < JollyRgrs> Code_Man65: almost like an AYCE lambchop
15:49 < JollyRgrs> all you can endure :P
15:50 < corn266> C A M P E R F I R E S O N G song! If you can't sing it faster then you should just sing along
15:51 < JollyRgrs> camper fire? you set your camper on fire to a song?
15:51 < corn266> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTbc2NeErnU
15:51 <+layer-eight> * corn266 →  YouTube → The Campfire Song Song → ⚘ 13,240,703 ↑ 85,928 ↓ 3,415 ✍ 6,368
15:52 < ekaj> Visio can be such a pain in the ass
15:53 < DomLS3> pfsense
15:53 < felda> DomLS3 coordinated with Cohen and Trump to get me banned from this channel
15:54 < vinrock> fake news
15:55 < felda> cryptic1 whenever you aren't busy could you do me this one solid and kick Code_Man65 once for me?
15:56 < tsarbomba> sorry what was that felda all i saw was "pfsense pfsense pfsense"
15:56 < vinrock> yo
15:56 < rhqq> yo
15:56 < vinrock> im declaring today, gyro day
15:57 < JFDkthx> s/yro/ay
15:57 <+layer-eight> [SED JFDkthx/vinrock] im declaring today, gay day
15:57 < JFDkthx> DomLS3: it's safe to come out.
15:57 < rhqq> JFDkthx: happy gay day
15:57 < JFDkthx> u 2 rhqq
15:58 < vinrock> it's always gay day
15:58 < rhqq> :*
15:58 < JFDkthx> mods please update motd accordingly
15:58  * DomLS3 comes out JFDkthx
15:58 < DomLS3> and not in the gay way
15:58 < DomLS3> I feel like I need to specify that with you fucks
15:59 < JFDkthx> sure sure
15:59 < JFDkthx> we get it man
15:59 < DomLS3> freenode needs a /findu command so we can see what user is in what channels
16:00 < DomLS3> I need to hunt down linuxdood and haunt him so he leaves freenode completely
16:01 <@Code_Man65> And that's exactly what that command doesn't need to exist
16:01 < vinrock> i could've sworn whois on freenode displayed all channels
16:01 < vinrock> maybe not
16:01 < JFDkthx> coworkers keep talking about splunk. all i hear is "i'm trying to get work to approve me going to a spunk conference" "everybody else is going for spunk, i want to"
16:01 <@Code_Man65> Splunk is actually pretty awesome
16:01 < Nightcinder> woo fixed email
16:01 < Nightcinder> not gettin' fired today boys
16:02 <+AnonymooseReddtr> why would you get fired for not fixing email
16:02 < Nightcinder> cause i broke it
16:02 < Nightcinder> and lost a day of email
16:02 < Nightcinder> >_>
16:03 < Nightcinder> but anyway, it's working
16:03 < rhqq> friday emails... who cares
16:03 < Nightcinder> thursday
16:03 < rhqq> ah
16:03 < JFDkthx> Code_Man65: yeah we bought it, waiting for our licenses
16:03 < rhqq> well :D
16:03 < Nightcinder> it's okay
16:03 < tsarbomba> freenode /whois works the same as efnet /whois. if you not in a channel and can't see the channel list from outside (+s, +p) you won't see the channel name in /whois
16:03 < Nightcinder> gonna spin this to 'LETS GO TO O365!"
16:04 < GreyKite> Nightcinder: at least you got it standing again
16:04 < Nightcinder> GreyKite: true
16:04 < DomLS3> Code_Man65: But in this specific instance, it would be a good thing to have
16:04 < Nightcinder> also got system mailboxes fixed
16:04 < DomLS3> freenode needs to be ridden of the cancer
16:04 < Nightcinder> so that's something
16:04 < JFDkthx> or you could just let it die.
16:04 < JFDkthx> DomLS3: ^
16:05 < tsarbomba> a quiet place has made $160 million already
16:05 < JFDkthx> wasdat
16:05 < DomLS3> JFDkthx: or I could let you die
16:05 < JFDkthx> DomLS3: i meean yeah, eventually i will
16:05 < tsarbomba> new movie with john krasinski
16:05 < DomLS3> JFDkthx: yeah but I can make it happen sooner
16:05 < JFDkthx> but no one needs you in here bitching about something that no one else cares about
16:05 < tsarbomba> i think that's like $8 million per word of dialogue
16:06 < ebol4> what the heck are jujubes
16:06 < JFDkthx> ebol4: whaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
16:06 < tsarbomba> candy
16:06 < ebol4> is that like a southern thing
16:06 < tsarbomba> ju-ju-bee
16:06 < tsarbomba> no
16:06 < DomLS3> JFDkthx: Nobody cares about a single character that comes from your fingers in this channel yet you continue to spew your garbage in here daily
16:06 < DomLS3> hmm?
16:06 < tsarbomba> movie candy
16:06 < ebol4> sounds like something someone from oklahoma would say
16:06 < ebol4> hey fella, ya got any jujubees
16:06 < tsarbomba> in missouri that's what they call herpes
16:07 < ebol4> i don't want to think about missouri
16:07 < tsarbomba> "i got a jujube on my wang, doc"
16:07 < JFDkthx> DomLS3 i bet theres at least one person in here that enjoys my antics
16:07 < ebol4> i love you JFDkthx
16:07 < JFDkthx> DomLS3: but theres probably not a singer person that cares about you harrassing someone.
16:07 < JFDkthx> single
16:08 < DomLS3> That was not harassment
16:08 < DomLS3> That was justice
16:08 < DomLS3> and it needed to be done
16:08 < DomLS3> now hush up young one
16:09 < ebol4> what the hell is a sooner
16:11 < Trapdoor> I dunno what's a sooner with you?
16:11 < Trapdoor> They CANCELLED THE EXPANSE?!
16:11 < ebol4> are you from oklahoma because you're OK
16:11 < Trapdoor> What the fuck is SyFy's problem?
16:12 < ebol4> no one watches their tv show
16:12 < Nightcinder> hmm my mailbox migration froze
16:12 < ebol4> and they got a dumb name
16:12 < Nightcinder> Stalled duration: 00:51:52.3522324
16:12 < Trapdoor> ebol4, https://www.rottentomatoes.com/tv/the_expanse/
16:12 < Trapdoor> They cancelled that
16:12 < SynMonger> what?
16:12 < Nightcinder> 5/11/2018 2:05:28 PM [BY2PR12MB0323] Transient error BigFunnelTransientException has occurred. The system will retry (10/600
16:13 < tsarbomba> did they?
16:13 < tsarbomba> fuck, i watched the first three eps of the new season and it was getting good again
16:14 < SynMonger> "The current third season of The Expanse will be the space drama’s last one on Syfy. The cable network has decided not to renew the show for a fourth season, with the last episode slated to air in early July. Alcon Television Group, which fully finances and produces the critically praised series, plans to shop it to other buyers."
16:14 < tsarbomba> it's not an easy watch, though. i suppose it wasn't airy and light enough for the average syfy viewer
16:14 < tsarbomba> hopefully netflix grabs it
16:14 < ionrover2> I have an interesting problem guys
16:14 < hxcsp> para bailar la bamba
16:14 < JFDkthx> is it tho
16:14 < ionrover2> I have some people that have to have some data encrypted on our file shares
16:14 < SynMonger> not enough wrestling in it for syfy I guess
16:14 < tsarbomba> they also dumped dark matter but they kept killjoys for some godawful reason
16:14 < Trapdoor> https://www.rottentomatoes.com/tv/the_expanse/s03
16:14 <+layer-eight> * Trapdoor →  The Expanse: Season 3 - Rotten Tomatoes
16:14 < tsarbomba> lol synmonger
16:14 < ionrover2> so ensure that only 3 people (not IT) can access the data
16:15 < ebol4> soy necessita something something la bamba
16:15 < Trapdoor> 100% rotten tomato rating
16:15 < Trapdoor> 100%
16:15 < ionrover2> we were using encrypted zip files, but the size of the share has become quite large
16:15 < JFDkthx> ionrover2: have you heard of restricting access through security settings?
16:15 < ionrover2> i have but i'm an admin
16:15 < JFDkthx> so.
16:15 < ionrover2> i'm not supposed to have access to it
16:15 < Trapdoor> Can't really expect much more from the network that ran Eureka into the ground
16:15 < ionrover2> i will always have access to the file but it cannot see the data
16:16 < ionrover2> so i'm looking for a solution for that.
16:16 < ionrover2> i know that's weird
16:16 < ionrover2> but it's what i'm working with right now
16:17 < abakedapplepie> i like the expanse, but its not that amazing of a show
16:17 < abakedapplepie> the acting is awful
16:17 < Gencade> ugh
16:17 < abakedapplepie> the writing leaves a lot to be desired
16:17 < Gencade> my head hurts
16:18 < tsarbomba> abakedapplepie is going to explain to everyone why they're wrong
16:18 < tsarbomba> because opinions don't exist. this is objective fact.
16:18 < Gencade> oh boy abakedapplepie, I can't wait
16:18 < abakedapplepie> hey i said i liked it
16:18 < tsarbomba> OBJECTIVE. FACT.
16:18 < Trapdoor> fuck you abakedapplepie you're wrong
16:18 < abakedapplepie> but it had a lot of room for improvement
16:18 < Trapdoor> about stuff and things
16:18  * tsarbomba jumps into a sperg safeplace
16:18 < abakedapplepie> and season 2 didnt improve on shit
16:18 < abakedapplepie> so i can see why they are cancelling it
16:19 < Trapdoor> It doesn't matter though does it? Everything that matters is viewers
16:19 < Trapdoor> You don't get much better than a 100% rotten tomatoes rating
16:19 < abakedapplepie> does it really
16:19 < tsarbomba> abakedapplepie prefers edgy television like "bitten" and "the vampire diaries"
16:19 < abakedapplepie> that is undeserved. frankly.
16:19 < abakedapplepie> its no firefly thats all im saying
16:19 < tsarbomba> lol
16:19 < abakedapplepie> firefly is 10/10
16:19 < tsarbomba> like i said
16:19 < Trapdoor> 100% not including you
16:19 < Trapdoor> "In May 2018, Syfy did not purchase the rights for future seasons because of reportedly restrictive distribution arrangements"
16:20 < Trapdoor> May not be 100% Syfy's decision
16:20 < abakedapplepie> interesting
16:20 < tsarbomba> "bro you just don't get gilmore girls. you have to understand the underying themes."
16:20 < SynMonger> pfft
16:20 < abakedapplepie> maybe they already struck a deal with someone else then
16:20 < tsarbomba> +l
16:20 < abakedapplepie> and syfy didnt want to share
16:20 < JFDkthx> s/them/mem
16:20 <+layer-eight> [SED JFDkthx/tsarbomba] "bro you just don't get gilmore girls. you have to understand the underying memes."
16:20 < abakedapplepie> or maybe its european distribution issues
16:20 < Trapdoor> And yea, Season 3 has 50% of the viewers of Season 1
16:20 < JFDkthx> for good reason
16:20 < Trapdoor> Season 1 started with 1.2 million viewers, ended with 0.55
16:21 < abakedapplepie> i havent watched season 3, season 2 sucked season 3 is probably garbo
16:21 < abakedapplepie> it was good enough to catch my attention and get me into the story
16:21 < Trapdoor> yea but you're wrong, that's already established
16:21 < abakedapplepie> but the story was skin deep
16:21 < rhqq> expanse ?
16:21 < ekaj> Is there any way to contact TAC and say "you're shit I want a new support person"
16:21 < int0x1C8> what show are we talking about
16:22 < abakedapplepie> the expanse reminds me HEAVILY of stargate sg-1
16:22 < abakedapplepie> cheesy, campy, but somehow enjoyable
16:22 < Trapdoor> But yea the chemistry between holden and naomi is terrible
16:22 < abakedapplepie> with the same level of acting and writing
16:22 < int0x1C8> man SG1 was the shit
16:22 < Trapdoor> captain and the black engineer chick
16:22 < SynMonger> abakedapplepie confirmed first against the wall when I rule the world
16:23 < abakedapplepie> yeah that romance feels so forced Trapdoor
16:23 < abakedapplepie> i groaned when i saw they were putting them together
16:23 < abakedapplepie> audibly
16:23 < Trapdoor> abakedapplepie, the two actors have backgrounds such as
16:23 < Trapdoor> drumroll please
16:23  * abakedapplepie drumrolls 
16:23 < Trapdoor> dancer/singer-songwriter and a fashion model
16:23 < abakedapplepie> makes perfect sense
16:24 < Trapdoor> dude tries to look sexy in all of his scenes
16:24 < abakedapplepie> yeah that really annoys me
16:24 < Trapdoor> every, fucking, scene, with the fucking pecs
16:24 < abakedapplepie> i hate that actor for that character
16:24 < abakedapplepie> always have
16:24 < JollyRgrs> Trapdoor: yeah, there is no try... i always DO look sexy in my scenes
16:24 < abakedapplepie> from the first scene
16:25 < int0x1C8> what show is this
16:25 < JollyRgrs> iunno
16:26 < Trapdoor> You know who should've been captain abakedapplepie?
16:26 < abakedapplepie> machete
16:26 < abakedapplepie> id watch that
16:26 < Trapdoor> jon fucking snow
16:26 < abakedapplepie> oh yeah but they couldnt bag him haha
16:26 < abakedapplepie> dudes worth a mint now
16:26 < ebol4> like a york patty
16:26 < Trapdoor> Fuck, you could just chuck him in the show and people wouldn't notice
16:26 < abakedapplepie> i agree
16:27 < abakedapplepie> hed make a great replacement
16:27 < int0x1C8> :|
16:27 < Trapdoor> https://i.pinimg.com/originals/b5/ad/77/b5ad77b0b9e7b83c9eedc0ae42ed79d5.png
16:27 <+layer-eight> * Trapdoor →  IMAGE/PNG Document, 93,739 bytes
16:27 < Trapdoor> spoiler: not the same person
16:27 < ebol4> damn 93,000 bytes
16:27 < abakedapplepie> oh also good news everyone
16:27 < abakedapplepie> rick and morty 70 episodes
16:27 < ebol4> "good" news
16:27 < Trapdoor> what?
16:27 < abakedapplepie> and iasip is filming season 13
16:27 < Trapdoor> 70 episodes of the new season?
16:28 < technonerd> 70 episodes over like 8 years probably
16:28 < abakedapplepie> no just 70 eps ordered no idea on seasons
16:28 < ebol4> why do tv shows have seasons
16:28 < ebol4> why not just make the tv show
16:28 < abakedapplepie> rick and morty dont operate on seasons anyway they just release a season when theres enough content made
16:28 < technonerd> Be like X files
16:28 < darkscrypt> do we have any seapound developers in here?
16:28 < technonerd> Run all year long
16:28 < Trapdoor> I can't wait for rick and morty to be run into the ground
16:28 < ebol4> Trapdoor: that happened like 6 months ago
16:28 < Trapdoor> nah nah we're still good
16:28 < abakedapplepie> rick and morty is a great show regardless of the memes and the popularity
16:29 < FenJai> Man we are all happy smiles today
16:29 < tsarbomba> season 3 was triumphant
16:29 < Trapdoor> ebol4, you just think that because you're not smart enough to understand the references
16:29 < ebol4> i am lacking in the ph.d department
16:29 < Hatter> there's a reason guys like me enjoy Rick and Morty, anyone know what that is?
16:29 < JollyRgrs> abakedapplepie: the first episode or two were hard to get past... it took encouragement from others to stick with it, but then it got good
16:29 < abakedapplepie> drugs
16:29 < technonerd> There's so much going on in the background of the show
16:29 < Trapdoor> to be fair, it takes a very high IQ to enjoy rick and morty to the full extent
16:29 < abakedapplepie> JollyRgrs: the expanse?
16:29 < technonerd> Plenty of obscure references I don't get
16:29 < darkscrypt> rick and morty would be cool to me but it's often just so disgusting
16:29 < JollyRgrs> Hatter: time travel?
16:29 < abakedapplepie> or r&m
16:29 < JollyRgrs> abakedapplepie: no, rick n morty
16:29 < darkscrypt> I'm not a fan of the constant vomiting
16:29 < JollyRgrs> i've never seen expanse
16:30 < abakedapplepie> eh
16:30 < abakedapplepie> dont bother
16:30 < darkscrypt> JollyRgrs: the expanse?
16:30 < tsarbomba> darkscrypt was triggered by season 1 of south park and he only just left his childhood bedroom for the first time since
16:30 < JollyRgrs> darkscrypt: that's not as often anymore
16:30 < Hatter> I hear the expanse is quite good
16:30 < Hatter> I've been meaning to have a look
16:30 < darkscrypt> I enjoyed the expanse.
16:30 < Hatter> when JollyRgrs heard the expanse he thought you meant his waistline LOL
16:30 < darkscrypt> not quite firefly but still good
16:31 < tsarbomba> i remember i triggered the entirety of imgur by posting an unpopular opinion puffin with the caption "FIREFLY...was overrated"
16:31 < JollyRgrs> haha
16:31 < tsarbomba> if you ever want to see 500,000 autists lose their minds simultaneously? try it.
16:32 < Hatter> maybe I would if I were a troll
16:32 < TuxedoJack> Nah, post about Big Bang Theory being good
16:32 < ekaj> REEEEEEEE
16:32 < Hatter> I've never watched that show
16:32 < ekaj> `bofh
16:33 <+layer-eight> BOFH Terrorists crashed an airplane into the server room, have to remove /bin/laden. (rm -rf /bin/laden)
16:33 < Hatter> but I like that youtube click of ricky gervais laughing at it
16:33 < tsarbomba> shows with laugh tracks. what is this, norman lear in the '70s?
16:33 < Trapdoor> apparently the laugh tracks are "real"
16:33 < Hatter> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1p4TkRnvNco
16:33 <+layer-eight> * Hatter →  YouTube → The Big Bang Theory but with Ricky Gervais as the whole studio audience. → ⚘ 2,052,535 ↑ 28,218 ↓ 1,793 ✍ 1,571
16:33 < JollyRgrs> Hatter: omg, that sounds funny
16:34 < Hatter> it's pretty perfect
16:34 < Trapdoor> "real" in the sense that they've showed the episode to 4-5 groups and recorded their reaction, then fucked around in audacity adding reverb and compression until it sounds like someone dying
16:35 < Trapdoor> and the show is so fucking bright god damn
16:35 < Trapdoor> who fucking lives like that?
16:36 < ebol4> particularly unrealistic when they're trying to portray nerdy people
16:36 < ebol4> turn the lights off
16:36 < estranger> 9am friday sales calls are the best calls
16:37 < Trapdoor> it is 4:37pm my dudes
16:37 < Hatter> Trapdoor: you should be kicked for that sort of thing
16:37 < Trapdoor> haw haw haw
16:37 < Hatter> this channel operates in EST
16:38 < Trapdoor> CEST
16:38 < Trapdoor> C'EST la vie
16:38 < McDonaldsWiFi> Hatter: EST is for YANKEES
16:38 < Trapdoor> CEST is for winners
16:38 < McDonaldsWiFi> central time is for FREEDUM
16:39 < Trapdoor> yes the central european standard time
16:39 < Hatter> well fine, if you want to operate in central
16:39 < technonerd> Central is best for sports
16:39 < Trapdoor> no-one lives in central time McDonaldsWiFi
16:39 < Trapdoor> it's just cows and cornm
16:39 < Trapdoor> corn*
16:39 < McDonaldsWiFi> and guns and beer
16:39 < McDonaldsWiFi> and FREEDOM
16:40 < McDonaldsWiFi> an tornados
16:40 < McDonaldsWiFi> they live here too
16:40 < Trapdoor> yea tornadoes too, don't forget about them
16:40 < Trapdoor> so, corn, cows, guns, beer, tornadoes and methamphetamine
16:40 < McDonaldsWiFi> murica
16:40 < Trapdoor> 'MURICE
16:40 < Trapdoor> Hey McDonaldsWiFi what do you call a collective of fat people?
16:40 < McDonaldsWiFi> fuckin fail
16:40 < McDonaldsWiFi> Trapdoor: oh please tell me
16:40 < Trapdoor> A merica
16:40 < McDonaldsWiFi> lol....
16:41 < McDonaldsWiFi> get outta here you commie
16:41 < Trapdoor> you must have me mistaken for someone else, for I am a socialist libertarian
16:41 < schemanic> Hi there. Is this an okay place to ask questions along the lines of 'How do I get auditd and logrotate to play nice?'
16:41 < McDonaldsWiFi> Trapdoor: bad troll is bad
16:41 < SynMonger> a socialist librarian?
16:41 < GreyKite> schemanic: yes, just ask
16:41 < McDonaldsWiFi> SynMonger: no such thing lol
16:41 < GreyKite> schemanic: and ignore the shitposting
16:41 < Trapdoor> depends schemanic have you filled out the appropriate forms?
16:42 < SynMonger> HE'S BEEN READIN DEM BOOKS AGAIN
16:42 < McDonaldsWiFi> oh no, its retarded
16:42 < Trapdoor> #reddit-sysadmin is like as if ##politics and ##networking had a retarded baby
16:43 < Trapdoor> and I wouldn't want it any other wae
16:43 < Nightcinder> https://twitter.com/kennwhite/status/994940443707297793
16:43 <+layer-eight> * Nightcinder →  Kenn White on Twitter: "Wow. Past half hour.… "
16:43 < Hatter> that's offensive
16:43 < Trapdoor> you're offensive
16:43 < schemanic> Hey, I'm looking for some advice about how to get logrotate to take over for rotating audit logs. I'm more or less leaning toward telling auditd to not rotate it's logs at all and let them grow as large as auditd will allow, but I mostly need help finding what auditd service or kill command I need to give to logrotate postrotate
16:43 < Nightcinder> ur face is offensive
16:43 < Hatter> that's very hurtful
16:43 < schemanic> Oh what's thins channel's pastebin of choice/?
16:43 < SynMonger> :<
16:43 < Hatter> I thought we were going to rise above the ugliness from yesterday
16:44 < Nightcinder> i paste with irccloud
16:44 < Nightcinder> cause lazy
16:45 < tsarbomba> gist ftw
16:47 < ebol4> schemanic: you can try just having logrotate use "/sbin/service auditd rotate" or whatever your distro's equivalent is
16:47 < rhqq> systemd-logrotated™
16:47 < schemanic> ebol4, right, but that causes auditd to actually ROTATE the file. meaning it will rotate the file and then logrotate will do it
16:47 < brucevein> jesus
16:47 < brucevein> compression/dedupe on nimble is great
16:48 < brucevein> cant touch 3par
16:48 < brucevein> i just moved like 80tb worth of VMs to nimble and it's using about 9TB on the array
16:48 < brucevein> we just got this, any of you guys nimble fans?
16:48 < corn266> schemanic: let me boot up the rhel box, but it seems like you should be able to turn off logrotate in the config file
16:49 < steevo> brucevein, I'm a "having enough storage to actually function" fan at the moment
16:49 < ebol4> schemanic: ah okay. i'm not sure if there is a graceful way to do this. you may need to have logrotate stop auditd, rotate the log, and then start auditd again
16:49 < brucevein> we got an AF5000
16:49 < brucevein> its pretty sweet
16:49 < schemanic> ebol4, right. I'm putting `service auditd restart` in the postrotate
16:50 < schemanic> corn266, to be clear what I'm trying to do is make logrotate control the log rotation, not turn it off. Do you mean turning off auditd's rotation?
16:51 < ebol4> yeah, if you disable auditd's rotation and then run service auditd rotate, i wonder what it does
16:53 < corn266> schemanic: yea turning off auditd's rotation should be changing the 'max_log_file_action' in /etc/audit/auditd.conf :: however, setting logrotate as the default rotator is out of my scope
16:54 < brucevein> any suggestions on a good noise canceling stereo/surround headset with microphone? preferably usb
16:55 < ebol4> brucevein: buy a good heaphones and then buy a vmoda boom mic or antlion modmic
16:55 < ebol4> and attach it
16:55 < steevo> brucevein, I would highly suggest buying actual headphones, and then getting one of those little attachable mics
16:55 < ebol4> steevo is a genius
16:56 < arlion> Can anyone lend a hand to this question please:
16:56 < arlion> https://serverfault.com/questions/911781/yum-rpm-failed-to-initialize-nss-library
16:56 <+layer-eight> * arlion →  centos - yum/rpm Failed to initialize NSS library - Server Fault
16:56 < brucevein> ebol4, steevo, thanks
16:57 < brucevein> i have nice bose headphones now with a built in mic, but i think i need to buy some splitter thing to get separate mic/audio connectors
16:57 < ebol4> arlion: https://access.redhat.com/solutions/3134931
16:57 <+layer-eight> * ebol4 →  After updating to RHEL 7.4, rpm and yum fail with "Failed to initialize NSS library" - Red Hat Customer Portal
16:57 < corn266> I was under the impression arlion had looked over most of those bug fixes yesterday
16:58 < arlion> ebol4: toward the end of my stackoverflow question, that article is referenced as steps I have attempted
16:59 < ebol4> brucevein: my v-moda boom mic came with one of those splitter things
16:59 < corn266> https://serverfault.com/q/293217
16:59 <+layer-eight> * corn266 →  ⚓  https://serverfault.com/questions/293217/our-security-auditor-is-an-idiot-how-do-i-give-him-the-information-he-wants → pci dss - Our security auditor is an idiot. How do I give him the information he wants? - Server Fault
17:02 < steevo> corn266, wew lad. I don't understand how somebody can remain so ignorant and still work in security
17:02 < ekaj> arlion: If you cant get help here or there, the python channel might be able to help
17:04 < ebol4> holy fuck corn266
17:05 < arlion> ekaj: thank you, ill do that.
17:05 < ebol4> doesn't RH come with support
17:06 < arlion> I'm using CentOS, so no RH support here.
17:06 < ebol4> ah okay
17:06 < ebol4> it's friday, sorry arlion, i'm bad at reading today
17:06 < ebol4> hope you get it fixed
17:06 < corn266> steevo ebol4 :: This was in the comments of an r/tfts posted (currently top post)
17:09 < Jekotia> The co-worker I sit next to thinks he's a music box. It's maddening. Save me D:
17:09 < dragonfleas> we waited all this time for a new raid battery to come in
17:09 < AnimalFarmPig> arlion: redhut wants me to buy a subscription before I can look at the access.redhat.com troublehshooting steps :/
17:09 < dragonfleas> it comes in
17:09 < dragonfleas> and it's DOA
17:09 < dragonfleas> god fucking damn it
17:09 < GreyKite> Jekotia: buy earplugs and a mx blue keyboard
17:09 < dragonfleas> .seen tsarbomba
17:09 < arlion> AnimalFarmPig: get a developer account, it's free
17:09 < dragonfleas> where is Layer-Eight?
17:09 < AnimalFarmPig> yeah, should get around to that...
17:10 < cryptic1> felda, back to work
17:10 < arlion> https://developers.redhat.com/blog/2016/03/31/no-cost-rhel-developer-subscription-now-available/
17:10 <+layer-eight> * arlion →  No-Cost RHEL Developer Subscription now available - RHD Blog
17:10 < Jekotia> GreyKite: I need to be able to hear people shouting for me... And the co-worker is quite loud. I blame his hearing being poor enough for a hearing aid; he probably doesn't realise how loud he is
17:10 < AnimalFarmPig> arlion: I may be able to help. Let me spin up a centos vm for reference
17:10 < felda> cryptic1 pls I need Code_Man65 to be reminded that he is mortal
17:11 <@cryptic1> prepare to be moral Code_Man65
17:12 <@cryptic1> you have been tainted by DNS felda
17:12 <@cryptic1> you DNS shill
17:12 < scwizard> why did i do apt-get autoremove?
17:12 < felda> DNS will be defeated
17:12 < scwizard> it's doing a bunch of wierd shit involvin gkernels that i didn't expect
17:12 < felda> I have already removed it from literally all of our PCs
17:12 < felda> We use only host files
17:12 < GreyKite> felda: ok
17:13 < estranger> we gotta fight big dns
17:13 < scwizard> i hope i didn't break literally everything
17:13 < estranger> you got that feeling on the back of your neck right now where yer not sure if you need to polish up your resume ASAP or not?
17:14 < ekaj> except no one can get to the vdi server because dns doesn't work
17:15 < scwizard> estranger: it
17:15 < scwizard> 's probably just old kernel versions that don't do anything
17:15 < scwizard> but still ubuntu is annoying
17:15 < corn266> What a great friday, I would like to visit some felda.io to celebrate
17:15 < estranger> or it's a worm that is deleting production and all of your backups
17:15 < felda> oh no
17:15 < felda> it is kill
17:15 < estranger> linux is a fad anyhow
17:16 < corn266> D: felda wtf it's still down
17:16 < scwizard> estranger: i mean maybe
17:16 < corn266> Where were you when fedla.io was kill? I was at home and read txt that said felda.io was kill "no"
17:17 < Trapdoor> I like how the majority of companies handle GDPR
17:17 < estranger> Trapdoor, head in the sand?
17:17 < Trapdoor> No, they're moving all the customer data to the US
17:17 < Nightcinder> According to a report by the Wall Street Journal, Apple has teamed up with investment bank Goldman Sachs to produce a joint credit card. The Cupertino-based company already has a deal with Barclaycard in regard to financing purchases of Apple products. Apparently, the upcoming card may feature the Apple Pay brand.
17:17 < Nightcinder> REALLY?
17:17 < Nightcinder> apple pls
17:17 < scwizard> i'm still shocked that goldman sachs hasn't like rebranded
17:18 < scwizard> into the same company with a less unfriendly name
17:18 < Nightcinder> why do they care?
17:18 < Nightcinder> the bad PR hasn't hur thtem at all
17:18 < Nightcinder> hurt them*
17:18 < abakedapplepie> they have fuck you money
17:18 < abakedapplepie> it dont matter
17:18 < Trapdoor> All PR is good PR for shit companies
17:18 < estranger> i just got a goldman backed loan, am I a bad person?
17:18 < Trapdoor> the worst
17:18 < estranger> 0 fees!
17:18 < Trapdoor> the worst
17:19 < Jekotia> scwizard: apt-get will prompt you for a VERY specific phrase that you MUST type in ( -y won't continue through it) when removing packages that the system will break without
17:19 < estranger> and a pretty good rate... not the best, but w the 0 fees its going to be the cheapest loan i could find
17:19 < scwizard> Jekotia: yeah everything is probably fine
17:19 < Jekotia> scwizard: So you're probablky fine
17:19 < estranger> do you have a structered settlement but NEEEEED CAAAAASH NOOOOOOOOOOW?
17:19 < scwizard> it's just ubuntu handles kernel upgrades wierdly
17:19 < scwizard> it fucks with the grub file and keeps the old kernel around
17:20 < scwizard> and it updates the kernel a lot because it has all those desktop drivers
17:20 < corn266> estranger: you tried the navy bank?
17:20 < scwizard> but at the same time it marks the old kernels as manually installed
17:20 <@cryptic1> felda 1.1.1.1
17:20 <@cryptic1> ^ felda
17:20 < felda> DEVOPS
17:20 <@cryptic1> you
17:20 < hxcsp> call jg wentworth
17:20 <@cryptic1> did
17:20 <@cryptic1> not
17:20 < felda> I like scripting and engineering
17:20 <@cryptic1> just
17:20 < scwizard> why did goldman sach's stock price go up so much in mid/late 2016?
17:20 <@cryptic1> do
17:20 <@cryptic1> that
17:20 < scwizard> went from like 145 to 230
17:21 < hxcsp> cryptic1: stop spamming or someone might kick you
17:21 < felda> It is too late
17:21 < hxcsp> back to work
17:21 < abakedapplepie> thats a neat IP
17:21 <@cryptic1> felda it will be stricken from the record
17:21 < abakedapplepie> 7744477
17:21 < felda> I have seen everything
17:21 < estranger> corn266, nope! but i already got the loan and it will prob be paid off before my first payment .. so the $0 fees was all I really cared (and being fast)
17:21 < felda> DEVOPS is the true sysadmin end-game
17:21 <@cryptic1> D:
17:21 < Trapdoor> ugh dev-ops
17:21 <@cryptic1> sadly it most likely is
17:21 < Trapdoor> more like dev-oops
17:21 < scwizard> it's pretty amazing how goldman sach has triple the assets of TD bank
17:21 < AnimalFarmPig> arlion: okay, can't help much. The error message you're seeing would seem to indicate that yum is looking for a Python module that's not installed; however, when I search yum's source, I don't see it trying to import a Python module called `ts` or import some other Python module as `ts` anywhere. This error message seems kind of misleading. Is there a way to get a stack trace?
17:21 < tsarbomba> (((bankers)))
17:21 < corn266> estranger: That's why I use the newegg credit card; no interest if paid off within 12 months
17:21 < estranger> it was a "fuck I need cash NOW but i wont have it for two weeks" situation
17:21 < tsarbomba> you should have called j.g. wentworth
17:22 < estranger> corn266, I couldnt use credit, i got lots of good credit :)
17:22 < corn266> fair enough estranger
17:23 < Jekotia> scwizard: Are you sure it marks the old kernels as MANUALLY installed? Manually installed packages are not supposed to be considered by autoremove AFAIK. the whole point of autoremove, AFAIK, is to clean up packages that were installed as dependencies, but no longer have a dependant installed
17:23 < AnimalFarmPig> get good enough at devops and you might be able to transition to developer and make the big money :P
17:23 < estranger> i had to cut a rather large check unexpectedly, and needed to get a loan by the time the check i sent arrived in the mail and processed by my bank lol
17:23 < corn266> AnimalFarmPig: That's not true I work as developer and only make 67.5k / yr
17:24 < scwizard> Jekotia: yeah i meant the opposite
17:24 < scwizard> Jekotia: my bad
17:24 < corn266> estranger: what you doing without an emergency fund large enough to cover 3 months of expenses
17:24 < tsarbomba> (((developers)))
17:24 < foreal> yo cryptic1 sup
17:24 < AnimalFarmPig> corn266: your salary has a lot of room to grow
17:24 < scwizard> that it marks them as not needed or whatever
17:24 < foreal> happy Friday nigz
17:24 < tsarbomba> omg racism
17:24 < ebol4> banned
17:24 < trash1e> corn266: what area are you a dev im
17:24 < corn266> AnimalFarmPig: I'd hope since this is my first job out of college
17:24 < foreal> lmao
17:25 < estranger> corn266, if you want to know, ive had to spend about $30k in unexpected expenses in the last 2 months. it ate up my savings
17:25 < vinrock> i got yelled at too fo rthat word
17:25 < corn266> trash1e: just south of NOVA
17:25 < AnimalFarmPig> corn266: nice! Solid starting salary.
17:25 < ebol4> the heck is nova
17:25 < ebol4> that's the lady in fallout 3 that sleeps with you
17:25 < hxcsp> ebol4: secret service base
17:25 < AnimalFarmPig> a science program on PBS
17:25 < hxcsp> i thought that was Sid the Science Kid
17:25 < hxcsp> ?
17:25 < vinrock> nova is/was the best
17:25 < corn266> NOrth VirginiA ebol4
17:25 <@cryptic1> what more science than DNS felda?
17:25 < AnimalFarmPig> I prefer Nature Cat
17:25 < tsarbomba> how does an aduolt not know about nova
17:25 <@cryptic1> what no answer?
17:25 < ebol4> that sounds awful
17:26 < corn266> I'm sorry to year that estranger
17:26 < tsarbomba> DNS is not science because it is not testable, not falsifiable, and CERTAINLY not reproducible
17:26 < AnimalFarmPig> something about the animation on Sid the Science Kid... ehhh... that program bothers me
17:26 < felda> I use the stars to guide my web requests
17:26 < estranger> corn266, its ok :) ill recoup it in a few months
17:26 < namol> 3-2-1 contact
17:26 <+A-KO> howdy :D
17:26 < tsarbomba> i use a 31gb /etc/hosts file
17:26 < corn266> SON OF A DIDDLY
17:26 < vinrock> estranger how did everything work out
17:26 < hxcsp> 31Gb? thats only 1/8th of the internet tsarbomba
17:26 < ebol4> dns is beautiful
17:26 < trash1e> if you were in LA you would get like 80-90 but that's just cost of living adjustments
17:26 < estranger> vinrock, in the end, awesome... just required a lot more lawyers than expected
17:26 < tsarbomba> i know. it's the good stuff.
17:27 < hxcsp> we should build a system where we can all share host files and reoslve eachothers names tsarbomba
17:27 < vinrock> thats great to hear man, yeah id expect its complicated
17:27 < corn266> trash1e: yea but fuck LA traffic
17:27 < hxcsp> it would be great. but probably break all the time
17:27 < trash1e> agreed
17:27 < tsarbomba> that sounds suspiciously like DNS!
17:27 < tsarbomba> HELP
17:27 < tsarbomba> HELP
17:27 < tsarbomba> I NEED AN ADULT
17:27 < estranger> vinrock, the state stepped in and fucked it all up.. shocking that NJ is a bunch of assholes :P
17:27 < trash1e> whats DNS
17:27 < corn266> tsarbomba calm down just install pfsense
17:27 < tsarbomba> :(
17:27 < vinrock> state of nj?  assholes?  butting into your shit?  i'm speechless
17:27 < corn266> but vinrock they're trying to legalize it
17:28 < corn266> s/it/IT
17:28 <+layer-eight> [SED corn266] but vinrock they're trying to legalize IT
17:28 < vinrock> thats all smoke & mirrors
17:28 < tsarbomba> i will never give in to cryptic1's canadian-S way of doing things
17:28 <+A-KO> So I found that because I switched my car insurance to California ahead of getting my registration (I scheduled it on the same day), Maryland fucking fined me for "not having insurance"
17:28 < vinrock> nj is the pharma company state, they wont allow it
17:28 < estranger> vinrock, lol... I spoke to the equivilent people in the IL state govt and they were appauled at what NJ did.  and IL is a bunch of corrupt assholes too
17:28 <@cryptic1> tsarbomba, eh?
17:28 < tsarbomba> cryptic1, say "canadian-S" out loud
17:28 <@cryptic1> tsarbomba, stop being a hoser eh
17:28 < hxcsp> A-KO: thats a big fuck you
17:28 < hxcsp> damn
17:28 < AnimalFarmPig> A-KO: how the hell does that work?
17:29  * tsarbomba kicks a hockey puck
17:29 < corn266> A-KO: contest it and become a millionaire
17:29 < abakedapplepie> ohhhh eh?
17:29 < abakedapplepie> its like that eh?
17:29 < estranger> BUT all totally worth it.  we're happy as hell
17:29 < AnimalFarmPig> molotov everything
17:29 < vinrock> that's good news man
17:29 < estranger> oh, and I got married last Friday
17:29 < hxcsp> congrats
17:29 < vinrock> lol
17:29 < vinrock> congrats
17:29 < corn266> and you didn't invite me to your stag party??
17:29 < foreal> sadmin
17:29 < vinrock> nice side note
17:29 < hxcsp> you made it one week!
17:30 < estranger> corn266, on Wed night we decided to get married Friday morning.. wasn't much notice, but we'll throw a real party prob next year on the same date, ill let yaknow =)
17:30 <+A-KO> so basically what I did was: I moved to CA. I changed my insurance to CA, then scheduled to get my car switched over at the same time. Because of the lapse in difference in time there, Maryland was like "OH YOU DON'T HAVE INSURANCE!"
17:30 < corn266> yesssssssssss
17:30 < vinrock> thats how my sister and her husband married
17:31 < vinrock> they were together for a while and one day were like, you wana get married?
17:31 < vinrock> booked a flight to hawaii and had a fat man put flowers around their necks on a volcano then came home
17:31 < corn266> A-KO: IANAL but I think you have grounds to become the governor of maryland
17:31 < vinrock> you anal what
17:31 < ebol4> the governor of maryland
17:31 < corn266> i anal but
17:31 < vinrock> giggity
17:31 < ekaj> Lol
17:32 < estranger> we've been together a long time, she moved from PA to IL with me, and now we have a baby.... guess it's time to get married
17:32 < AnimalFarmPig> A-KO: don't they need to prove that you and the car were in Maryland and you were driving it on public roads while you were not having insurance there? The whole thing seems fucked.
17:32 < giant_it_burrit> i ana;:a corn266 story
17:32 < vinrock> is she a YINZ??
17:32 < abakedapplepie> yinx?
17:32 < abakedapplepie> wat
17:32 < corn266> jinx?
17:32 < abakedapplepie> s/x/z
17:32 <+layer-eight> [SED abakedapplepie/corn266] jinz?
17:32 < vinrock> yinz
17:32 < AnimalFarmPig> yinzer?
17:32 < vinrock> anyone from western pa knows what that means
17:32 < tsarbomba> a fat man from rangoon
17:32 < vinrock> it's their own version of y'al
17:32 < vinrock> +l
17:33 < ebol4> crab rangoon
17:33 < abakedapplepie> huh.
17:33 < hxcsp> there is no subsitute for ya'll
17:33 < hxcsp> its you all
17:33 < abakedapplepie> my family is from western pa
17:33 < abakedapplepie> ive seen the term yinz
17:33 < hxcsp> yall
17:33 < abakedapplepie> never heard it
17:33 < abakedapplepie> or knew what it was
17:33 < vinrock> they probably say it and you just dont notice
17:33 < abakedapplepie> i guess
17:33 < tsarbomba> i spent 3 months in pittsburgh 15 years ago and i heard "yinz"
17:33 < estranger> i jsut drove through all of PA twice... that's enough for a while
17:33 < dragonfleas> tsarbomba, remember the bad raid battery that i told u about
17:33 < tsarbomba> ayup
17:33 <+A-KO> okay
17:33 < dragonfleas> we got the new one in
17:33 < abakedapplepie> my dads family definitely has the weird tri state mountain man accent
17:33 < dragonfleas> and it's DOA
17:33 <+A-KO> so I just called the MD DMV
17:34 < tsarbomba> lol
17:34 <+A-KO> I might be able to fix this without paying
17:34 < dragonfleas> i swear to god
17:34 < abakedapplepie> "far tar" instead of "fire tower"
17:34 < tsarbomba> time for a new controller
17:34 < abakedapplepie> that ones my favorite
17:34 < tsarbomba> different maker
17:34 < tsarbomba> does he say "warsh" instead of "wash"?
17:34 <+A-KO> supposedly the act of having insurance (as in no actual lapse in coverage) should cover this
17:34 <+A-KO> I love computers
17:34 <+A-KO> I really do
17:34  * A-KO not
17:34 < corn266> then you shall be the first to perish in the uprising(TM)
17:35 < vinrock> hm.  i have this box that is all up to date (win7) but wsus is reporting that one updated failed and 4 are needed
17:35 < vinrock> wsus cleanup didnt fix it
17:35 < vinrock> wat do
17:35 < giant_it_burrit> vinrock: is the update that it says isnt there not there
17:35 < tsarbomba> have you seen the movie 'office space'?
17:35 <+A-KO> vinrock: do what I did last night. Kill your WSUSContent folder and issue a wsusutil reset (don't do this)
17:35 <+A-KO> but we're going to see today if that helped me out :D
17:35 < corn266> giant_it_burrit: what
17:35 < estranger> someone this week told me that I dont have much of an accent... i told them fuck you i dont have ANY accent
17:35 < vinrock> giant_it_burrit its all installed and lookin good
17:35 < tsarbomba> i tried to understand what estranger said but all i could make out was "Y'ALL I AM SOOOO SOUTHERN"
17:36 < estranger> I didn't realize people could tell im not from the midwest by talking to me
17:36 < vinrock> no idea why wsus isnt happy
17:36 < giant_it_burrit> when was its last comm with wsus
17:36 < Gencade> How long is taco bell good for
17:36 < vinrock> just now
17:36 < tsarbomba> 3 hours before it is sold
17:36 < ebol4> about negative 30 seconds
17:36 < scwizard> lol
17:36 < Gencade> I drunkenly got some last night while in the uber on the way home last night
17:36 < Gencade> but only ate like half a quesorito
17:36 < estranger> refridgerated or out  in th eopen?
17:36 < corn266> Gencade no shame I've eaten 3 day old burritos
17:36 < ebol4> you made the uber driver take you to taco bell
17:36 < Gencade> yeah
17:36 < ebol4> that poor man
17:36 < Gencade> why?
17:36 < vinrock> oh when you said 'got some' i thought you actually got some
17:36 < tsarbomba> i'm more surprised that the uber driver said ok
17:36 < Gencade> he gets extra time
17:37 < estranger> did you tip him/her?
17:37 < Gencade> they don't care
17:37 < scwizard> Gencade: getting trashed on thursday eh? were you macking on college girls?
17:37 < Gencade> yeah
17:37 < tsarbomba> most of them on short runs won't deviate from the gps
17:37 < tsarbomba> because they get paid based on it
17:37 < corn266> vinrock he got some dat taco /smirk
17:37 < corn266> frick
17:37 < corn266> ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
17:37 < vinrock> ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
17:37 < tsarbomba> scwizard i think gencade's been out every thursday night since the year began
17:37 < Gencade> Actually...
17:37 < estranger> ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
17:37 < Gencade> yeah I probably have
17:37 < tsarbomba> he's been hitting up the college nites like an incel with mom's credit card
17:37 < scwizard> Thursday is college girl night
17:37 < Gencade> ^
17:37 < estranger> MONKEY BONGS
17:37 < tsarbomba> saywhatnow
17:38 < tsarbomba> it's a monkey! it's a bong!
17:38 < corn266> what
17:38 < tsarbomba> IT'S A MONKEYBONG
17:38 < Gencade> my stomach hurts
17:38 < tsarbomba> that's still last night's taco bell
17:38 < tsarbomba> imagine how it'll be when you eat it reheated
17:38 < Gencade> I think its the whiskey
17:39 < vinrock> i ate a pack of thatt death spicy ramen last night
17:39 < tsarbomba> could be
17:39 < scwizard> tbf i kinda get it, some college girls are like "oh you have your own house and a good job and you're in your 30s? Can I crash at your place tonight?"
17:39 < tsarbomba> normally by now that should have gone to yr head though
17:39 < vinrock> my ass is unhappy about it
17:39 < estranger> vinrock, wimp
17:39 < vinrock> not like its burning, just the poops arent good
17:39 < Gencade> im gonna reheat it
17:39 < Gencade> fuck it
17:39 < estranger> Gencade, if it was in the fridge its more than OK
17:39 < Gencade> yeah it is
17:39 < estranger> if it was out all night, enjoy your shits later
17:39 < MillerBOSS> But
17:39 < MillerBOSS> But
17:39 < tsarbomba> scwizard i feel offended on behalf of co-eds everywhere and i am docking you one #metoo card
17:39 < MillerBOSS> Is it FRiDAY?
17:39 < tsarbomba> fuck YES
17:40 < abakedapplepie> death spicy ramen?
17:40 < tsarbomba> oh. wait. i have like 14 hours of work to do today :(
17:40 < abakedapplepie> whats that
17:40 < vinrock> poundmetoo
17:40  * MillerBOSS high fives tsarbomba
17:40 < Gencade> Girls do like stability I've found
17:40 < Gencade> college girls
17:40 < tsarbomba> i probably won't get home 'til 8 or so
17:40 < abakedapplepie> vinrock?
17:40 < scwizard> oink oink
17:40 < vinrock> oh yeah leme link it
17:41 < vinrock> https://www.amazon.com/Samyang-Bulldark-Chicken-Roasted-Noodles/dp/B01MUGP7QK?th=1
17:41 < vinrock> boom son
17:41 < vinrock> you better like spicy food if you wana eat this
17:41 < tsarbomba> when i want spicy food i call up the nearby thai place and ask for it "thai hot"
17:41 < abakedapplepie> 1 pack $5
17:41 < abakedapplepie> lol
17:41 < abakedapplepie> whew
17:41 < tsarbomba> they try to punish gaijin for asking for it hot
17:41 < vinrock> the amazon prices are outrageous
17:41 < tsarbomba> but they can't punish me
17:41 < vinrock> they sell it at the local asian supermarket
17:41 < ekaj> anyone ever read the building codes for foundations? They seem to be a PITA
17:41 < JollyRgrs> vinrock: i just keep adding a lot of cayenne to my roasted chicken ramen
17:41 < tsarbomba> i m a fire eater
17:42 < abakedapplepie> i wonder if thats the same brand as the spicy ramen i get
17:42 < abakedapplepie> its not 2x spicy
17:42 < abakedapplepie> its also not strictly ramen i dont think
17:42 < abakedapplepie> more like stir fry
17:42 < vinrock> ok to give you an idea how hot these are, when i eat thai i they tell me im the equivalent of like 9 elephants.
17:42 < tsarbomba> lol
17:42 < estranger> i grow my own chili peppers most years
17:42 < vinrock> they even bring me these lil orange chilis all chopped up that the cooks eat with.
17:42 < abakedapplepie> vinrock :really
17:42 < estranger> so good
17:42 < vinrock> this ramen is just as shot.
17:42 < vinrock> er
17:42 < vinrock> hot
17:42 < tsarbomba> i'm going to ask about the elephant scale next time i'm at the thai restaurant
17:42 < abakedapplepie> vinrock: are you white
17:42 < ebol4> ekaj: there are TONS of extremely specific building regulations, particularly for like ADA and stuff
17:42 < tsarbomba> "hey how many elephants did you make my pad thai?"?
17:42 < vinrock> white/pinoy
17:42 < abakedapplepie> because generally, thai people are impressed and embellish white people spicy levels
17:42 < abakedapplepie> in my experience
17:43 < estranger> abakedapplepie, i have to roder stuff at thai places "make it hot like im not a white buy"
17:43 < estranger> s/buy/guy
17:43 < abakedapplepie> lol
17:43 <+layer-eight> [SED estranger] abakedapplepie, i have to roder stuff at thai places "make it hot like im not a white guy"
17:43 < tsarbomba> exactly
17:43 < abakedapplepie> yep
17:43 < tsarbomba> thai hot
17:43 < vinrock> well its 1-5 elephants on th emenu and 5 is still too weak
17:43 < JollyRgrs> vinrock: elephants think that pepperoni are super spciy
17:43 < estranger> cus im very white, but I am a big time chilihead
17:43 < tsarbomba> if you just ask for "hot" and you're a white person you're going to be unsatisfied
17:43 < ekaj> ebol4: I know most of that, I was just thinking a foundation would be a little more simple. I'll probably just hire an engineer to tell me what I need to do
17:43 < Jekotia> When I want spicy food I make sure I don't have work the next day because my ass will be burning
17:43 < estranger> Jekotia, work your way up
17:43 < vinrock> you just gotta chew your food good
17:43 < estranger> you get a tolerance kinda quickly really
17:43 < vinrock> ^
17:43 < abakedapplepie> my regular thai place knows whats up but generally if i order elsewhere i have to vastly overstate my spice requirements
17:43 <+A-KO> estranger: I too am white and eat spicy food. And I'm not talking like tabasco spicy. I'm talking like reaper/ghost chili spicy
17:43 <+A-KO> lol
17:44 < tsarbomba> "give me some chicken pad thai, ten elephants please."
17:44 < estranger> A-KO, the mildest pepper i normally grow is the ghost pepper
17:44 < vinrock> yeah if i go to any other thai place i gotta make sure they know i want it painful hot
17:44 < ReverendDS> You kids with your ability to eat spicy food.
17:44 < estranger> last year I grew ghosts, 2 kinds of scorpions, and carolina reapers
17:44 < Jekotia> estranger:I love spicy food, I have for years. I used to handle it fine. I think I'm just unlucky with some IBS-like thing
17:44 < tsarbomba> didn't someone hilariously injure themselves eating ghost peppers recently
17:44 < vinrock> that sounds familiar
17:45 < estranger> Jekotia, ahh yes there can be some physical situations that inhibit your ability to enjoy spicy foods... IBS and Ulcers are big ones
17:45 < vinrock> i think it was in the news, the guy started having thunderclap headaches
17:45 < estranger> tsarbomba, ha yeah
17:45 < estranger> lol thunderclap
17:45 < tsarbomba> ass kicked by capsaicin
17:45 < abakedapplepie> whew
17:45 < abakedapplepie> good way to trigger an aneurism
17:45 < abakedapplepie> lol
17:45 < estranger> i hate++ capsacian concentrates
17:45 < estranger> like that shit in daves insanity sauce
17:45 < vinrock> yeah fuck concentrates
17:45 < Jekotia> what is a "thunderclap headache"?
17:45 < vinrock> thats just dumb
17:45 < estranger> gross
17:45 < abakedapplepie> Jekotia: an awful headache
17:45 < tsarbomba> i like sauce > extracts
17:45 < vinrock> i guess its like a migraine but just BLAMMO real qu8ck then gone
17:45 <+A-KO> oh hey it's ReverendDS
17:45 < abakedapplepie> a migraine's migraine
17:45 <+A-KO> RESPOND TO YOUR TEXTS
17:45 < tsarbomba> the extracts are too difficult to figure out
17:45 <+A-KO> COME HANG OUT AND GET DRINKS
17:45 < JollyRgrs> i like heat, but i want flavor
17:46 < estranger> i like mash > sauces a lot of hte time
17:46 < JollyRgrs> if there's just straight heat and no flavor, there's no point
17:46 < tsarbomba> either you put in too little and you don't get much heat or you put in too much and the food is inedible
17:46 <+A-KO> JollyRgrs: I find the reapers to be super tasty
17:46 < ReverendDS> A-KO - did you not get my text that my number changed?
17:46 < JollyRgrs> A-KO: i have tried one and can attest
17:46 < abakedapplepie> i made reaper tacos a few months bac
17:46 < estranger> extracts have no flavor
17:46 <+A-KO> ReverendDS: I did, and we responded to that group :P
17:46 <+A-KO> unless you changed it again
17:46 < vinrock> reapres i think are kinda mace-ish
17:46 < vinrock> ghost peppers are tasty af
17:46 < abakedapplepie> one of my beer trading buddies sent me like an ounce of dried reapers
17:46 < abakedapplepie> shit is DANGEROUS
17:46 < abakedapplepie> DAAAANGEROUS
17:46 < estranger> they are sweet
17:46 < JollyRgrs> my old co-worker used to work at a thai restaurant and could out-spicy the chefs
17:46 <+A-KO> I like both ghosts and reapers. I find reapers to still be tasty, just differently so.
17:46 < vinrock> trinidad scorpions are tasty also
17:46 < ReverendDS> The last text I got was a link of DM of Engineering
17:46 < abakedapplepie> dude grows his own peppers
17:46 < abakedapplepie> it looks like fun
17:46 < abakedapplepie> i want a deadly garden
17:46 < estranger> abakedapplepie, haha i have shakers in my cabinets of reaper/scorpion mixes... they arent labeled
17:47 < TuxedoJack> Is setting the support number in TuxPE 10 to 0 118 999 88 199 9119 725 3 a nice little Easter egg?
17:47 < abakedapplepie> those peppers look freaky
17:47 < abakedapplepie> estranger: oh god
17:47 < estranger> abakedapplepie, people learn fast not to use my spices w/o asking
17:47 < abakedapplepie> thats awful
17:47 <+A-KO> oh LOL fuck maybe we did text it to your old #
17:47 <+A-KO> hahaha
17:47 <+A-KO> woops
17:47 < vinrock> oh man thats a good idea
17:47 < vinrock> i need dried death pepper flakes
17:47 <+A-KO> yeah the other week we hung out and texted you and you didn't respond and we were like "huh"
17:47 < tsarbomba> i'd probably grow peppers, the weather here is perfect for it, but when i let the cat out in the backyard to run around i don't always watch her and knowing her dumb ass she'd get into the peppers and it'd be all over
17:47 < estranger> at $oldJob i put an unlabled bottle of ghost mash i made in the fridge
17:47 < ReverendDS> ROFL
17:47 < Gencade> ughhh my stomache
17:47 < ReverendDS> PM incoming
17:47 < tsarbomba> estranger that's one way to stop people from eating yr food
17:47 < tsarbomba> plus you can find the guilty party really quickly
17:47 < aleph-> tsarbomba: Yeah that would not be fun. My cat ate a carolina reaper once. Oof
17:48 < tsarbomba> "why is alice drinking an entire gallon of milk and crying?"
17:48 < estranger> someone after a while accidently dropped the bottle and it shattered and splashed into his eye
17:48 < estranger> kinda the cherry on top for me
17:49 <+A-KO> habaneros are tasty af but I actually like to subdue the flavor a bit. Eating a raw habanero is a bit rough for me, but the flavor is useful in other stuff like sauces, etc.
17:49 < ebol4> what's with the person across from my desk standing up while being on the phone
17:49 <+A-KO> there's a local burger joint that has a habanero-based sauce.
17:49 < ebol4> sit down
17:49 <+A-KO> it's delicious
17:49 < foreal> be humble
17:49 <+A-KO> I dip the fries in it
17:50 < JollyRgrs> A-KO: i dare you to dip your tip in it
17:50 < tsarbomba> long ago my favorite bar-that-served-me-underage had ostrich burgers with habaneros as an option
17:50 <+A-KO> I've grown on jalapenos, but still don't like pickled ones
17:50 < tsarbomba> i would ALWAYS ask them to double up the peppers
17:50 <+A-KO> tsarbomba: you know I tried mashing habaneros into burgers and cooking them before--no bueno, it didn't turn out as well as I had hoped
17:50 < Casteil> jesus christ lol
17:50 < ebol4> i don't understand pickled anything, tastes bad
17:50 < Casteil> gave my boss a heads up that it was my engineer's birthday tomorrow
17:51 < tsarbomba> did the taste go to shit or did it just not cook right?
17:51 < JollyRgrs> A-KO: i ask if jalepenos are fresh or pickled... i can't stand pickled
17:51 < tsarbomba> i've considered stuffing various things with habaneros
17:51 <+A-KO> tsarbomba: both perhaps?
17:51 < Casteil> boss buys engineer a whole case of dragon's milk reserve
17:51 < JollyRgrs> pickled is like... vinegar-rubber peppers
17:51 < Casteil> (24 pack of 12% ABV beer)
17:51 < tsarbomba> i usually end up snacking on the peppers while i cook
17:51 <+A-KO> JollyRgrs: nice, fresh, crispy jalapenos on stuff is awesome
17:51 < JollyRgrs> ^^
17:51 < Casteil> shit probably cost $100 haha
17:51 < JFDkthx> 2 more hours
17:51 < JollyRgrs> the ghost pepper chicken at wendys i liked b/c it had fresh jalepenos on it
17:51 <+A-KO> I get the red robin ghost pepper burger. it's their ghost-peppered base sauce and then jalapenos on it. I ask for no fried ones
17:51 <+A-KO> and just eat the fresh
17:51 <+A-KO> it's delicious
17:51 < Hatter> wendys has ghost pepper chicken? the heck you say
17:52 < JollyRgrs> Hatter: it was limited time
17:52 < JollyRgrs> maybe a few years ago?
17:52 <+A-KO> I think they had ghost pepper fries at one point too
17:52 < JollyRgrs> i think ti was still when i was at my old job
17:52 < Hatter> then why get me all excited?
17:52 < JollyRgrs> yeah
17:52 < tsarbomba> inb4 it turns out to be a chicken patty with a bunch of crushed-up bell peppers and a dash of ghost pepper
17:52 < JollyRgrs> same time
17:52 < JollyRgrs> those fries were good, too
17:52 <+A-KO> haha tsarbomba
17:52 <+A-KO> ghost peppers have a nice, smokey flavor in 'em. They're actually REALLY freaking tasty.
17:52 < JollyRgrs> tsarbomba: i was upset b/c it really wasn't that spicy... but the flavor was REALLY good
17:52 < JollyRgrs> yeah
17:52 < ServChan> ghost ride the whip
17:53 <+A-KO> reapers are sweeter, but still also tasty.
17:53 <+A-KO> There's a hot sauce place near where I used to live called Pepper Palace. Hunterkll bought their grenade-like thing
17:53 <+A-KO> it was something stupid like 3M or 4M SCU
17:53 <+A-KO> whatever the fuck it was
17:53 <+A-KO> they don't sell it anymore
17:53 <+A-KO> that shit lit me on fire, but it was tasty
17:54 < JollyRgrs> i personally just love some of the names of hot sauces
17:54 < Hatter> go on
17:54 < ebol4> tabasco
17:54 <+A-KO> 3.5M
17:55 <+A-KO> https://greetingsfromscoville.tumblr.com/post/136652933120/flashbang-hot-sauce-heat-scale-1-10-90-main
17:55 <+layer-eight> * A-KO →  Greetings From Scoville! — Flashbang Hot Sauce   Heat scale 1-10: 9.0   Main...
17:55 <+A-KO> This shit was hot as FUCK, but tasty
17:55 < Hatter> A-KO: do you ever have any problems with your bottom?
17:55 <+A-KO> Hunterkll laughed at me. I was on fire for 20 minutes
17:55 <+A-KO> Hatter: surprisingly no
17:55 < JollyRgrs> https://www.hotsauce.com/Tijuana-Flats-Hot-Sauce-s/387.htm
17:55 <+layer-eight> * JollyRgrs →  Tijuana Flats Hot Sauce
17:56 < estranger> Happy Beaver
17:56 <+A-KO> flashbang is the hottest sauce/whatever I've ever had. It lit me up for a good 20 minutes
17:56 <+A-KO> I went to a local restaurant and asked for ice cream as soon as I sat down
17:56 < estranger> ive had that grenade sauce at pepper palace (in san fran.. but htey are all over)
17:56 <+A-KO> but it was tasty as fuck
17:56 < GreyKite> A-KO: like, uncomfortable levels of lit?
17:56 < estranger> its pretty good.. its actual peppers and not extract
17:56 <+A-KO> it's REALLY fucking tasty
17:56 <+A-KO> but REALLY fucking hot
17:56 < estranger> its ghost/scorpion mix.. maybe reaper too?
17:56 <+A-KO> yeah
17:56 <+A-KO> it is
17:56 <+A-KO> Main heat ingredients: Carolina Reaper, Ghost, Trinidad Moruga Scorpion, and Habanero peppers.
17:56 < scwizard> i swear that AWS was easier to learn
17:56 < scwizard> than google cloud
17:57 < scwizard> this shit is making my head spin
17:57 < estranger> yeah.. its good stuff
17:57 <+A-KO> IT WAS SO HOT TO
17:57 <+A-KO> THO
17:57 < estranger> scwizard, aws is easier, gcp is faster :)
17:57 < estranger> IMO
17:57 < Hatter> are redheads better at eating host sauce?
17:57 < Hatter> hot
17:57 <+A-KO> The funny part was, the guy who worked there was like "oh you guys should try this."
17:57 < estranger> yes because they have no souls
17:57 <+A-KO> "Normally we make people sign waivers, but you two look like you know what you're getting into."
17:58 < scwizard> estranger: like more performant
17:58 < scwizard> yeah maybe
17:58 <+A-KO> anyways off to work :D
17:58 <+A-KO> I should really rebuild my Surface now that 1803 ISOs are out
17:58 < scwizard> also with google cloud
17:58 < estranger> gcp is freakin fast
17:58 < scwizard> it feels like they move shit around all the time
17:58 < estranger> what do you mean?
17:58 < scwizard> like last time i used it
17:58 < scwizard> they had a totally different dashboard
17:58 < estranger> like the interfaces to set it up?
17:59 < estranger> yeah.. its fast "evolving"
17:59 < estranger> for sure
17:59 < scwizard> estranger: also by fast are you talking about the instances or what?
17:59 < Gencade> fuck it
17:59 < Gencade> im ordering a pizza
17:59 < Gencade> fuck me
17:59 < Casteil> no thanks
17:59 < estranger> look at the iterations teh aws console went through over the years
17:59 < Gencade> fuck me Casteil
17:59 < Gencade> A-KO, quit ruining WoW
18:00 < scwizard> google cloud def evolves way faster
18:00 < Gencade> you see the devs are rolling back some of the things on gcd?
18:00 < Gencade> smart move
18:00 < Gencade> a step in the right direction
18:00 < Gencade> stupid devs, thinking they know what's best for WoW
18:01 < ebol4> thought that said god at first
18:01 < Gencade> gcd
18:01 < Gencade> Global CoolDown
18:01 < Hatter> people still play that game eh
18:02 < ebol4> we're rolling back god
18:02 < Hatter> what's it even like
18:02 < Gencade> yeah, like literally millions of people Hatter you fuckboy
18:02 < Gencade> you play spreadsheets in space
18:02 < Hatter> was that really necessary
18:02 < Gencade> yeah
18:02 < tsarbomba> we're all playing multiplayer notepad
18:02 < tsarbomba> so let's settle the fuck down
18:02 < Hatter> and I don't play eve, that game is for nerds
18:02 < Gencade> You're a nerd
18:02 < ebol4> FUCK nerds
18:02 < Gencade> we're all nerds
18:02 < Hatter> how dare you
18:02 < Gencade> ebol4, please do
18:02 < ebol4> :3c
18:02 < JollyRgrs> tsarbomba: VSCode made multiplayer notepad a reality
18:02 < Gencade> eckkkksss deeeee
18:03 < Hatter> I play Planetside 2
18:03 < JollyRgrs> ebol4: is that balls resting on your upper lip smiley?
18:03 < Sousapro> wtf aerohive
18:03 < tsarbomba> https://i.imgur.com/1GtW9bo.gif
18:03 < Sousapro> my laptop can connect to all of our SSIDs
18:03 <+layer-eight> * tsarbomba →  IMAGE/GIF Document, 277,626 bytes
18:03 < Sousapro> the cellphones can only connect to the WPA2-Enterprise network
18:03 < Sousapro> the rest are broken
18:04 < ebol4> JollyRgrs: it's the horseshoe i'm swinging at your head
18:04 < ebol4> ....with... my mouth
18:04 < JollyRgrs> ebol4: close only counts in horseshoes if you are playing horseshoes
18:04 < Gencade> anyway, WoW is the best mmo ever
18:04 < Gencade> don't @ me
18:04 < Sousapro> @Gencade
18:04 < tsarbomba> @gencade
18:04 < Sousapro> @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
18:04 < Gencade> Sousapro, tsarbomba listen here you little shits
18:04 < AnimalFarmPig> yeah, if you're actually shoeing horses, close doesn't really count
18:05 < AnimalFarmPig> you could seriously injure the horse
18:05 < Gencade> i just ordered the pizza of shame
18:05 < JollyRgrs> ebol4: likes to @ people, like when he says "cum @ me, bro" on discord
18:05 < tsarbomba> or you could become a legend around the stables
18:05 < Sousapro> Gencade: meat pizza?
18:05 < JollyRgrs> makes it a bit uncomfortable
18:05 < Gencade> i feel like pizza is the only way to cure my hangover
18:05 < Gencade> Sousapro, yeah pepperoni and sasauge
18:05 < tsarbomba> gencade, how about a cold enchirito
18:05 < DomLS3> s/pizza/dick
18:05 <+layer-eight> [SED DomLS3/Gencade] i feel like dick is the only way to cure my hangover
18:05 < ebol4> cum @ me brothers
18:05 < JFDkthx> tsarbomba: i wonder if 2 pairs of redwing boots would be good enough for a horse
18:05 < Hatter> eww
18:05 < Gencade> DomLS3, good one bitch
18:05 < DomLS3> Gencade: ty slut
18:05 < tsarbomba> it would sure be stylish
18:05 < AnimalFarmPig> s/@/on
18:05 <+layer-eight> [SED AnimalFarmPig/ebol4] cum on me brothers
18:05 < Gencade> that's what I said this morning DomLS3
18:06 < ebol4> friday bukkake
18:06 < JFDkthx> ebol4: happy gay day
18:06 < vavkamil> hello
18:06 < Gencade> JFDkthx, you're gay
18:06 < JFDkthx> oh great
18:06 < tsarbomba> gay means happy and happy means gay
18:06 < Gencade> hello vavkamil
18:06 < vavkamil> lol what a discussion
18:06 < JFDkthx> happy happy day day
18:06 < Gencade> it's DomLS3's fault
18:06 < mal_will> ever notice how hot air balloons are kind of gay, but also, super terrifying?
18:06 < Gencade> everytime he speaks this chat goes full troll
18:06 < Hatter> mal_will: that's interesting
18:06 < JFDkthx> mal_will: its not like hot air ballons have a gender
18:07 < JFDkthx> you can like them without being gay bro
18:07 < Hatter> mal_will: kind of like that adibisi guy in Oz
18:07 < mal_will> nah, gay in the south park sense
18:07 < Hatter> he's pretty much my worst nightmare
18:07 < Gencade> JFDkthx, neither does a rainbow, but we knows that rainbows are gay
18:07 < mal_will> I honestly heard the term used there, first, before I ever heard it mean sexuality
18:07 < JFDkthx> Hatter: can you not be racist for one day.
18:07 < mal_will> it's mildly confusing
18:07 < DomLS3> wat
18:07 < DomLS3> how is it my fault
18:07 < Gencade> it's DomLS3's fault
18:07 < mal_will> everything is your fault I though
18:08 < Gencade> everytime he speaks this chat goes full troll
18:08 < mal_will> t
18:08 < Hatter> Gencade: to be fair it's more of a combined effort between you and DomLS3
18:08 < Hatter> you two really lower the bar
18:08 < DomLS3> there's no trolling right now
18:08 < Gencade> I just complained about being hungover
18:08 < DomLS3> nor has there been any trolling today
18:08 < DomLS3> at least not by me
18:08 < Hatter> throw JFDkthx into the mix and the standards hit the floor
18:08 < vinrock> "Vito Vincenzo Valerio"
18:08 < DomLS3> vini vidi vici
18:08 < DomLS3> or something like that
18:08 < tsarbomba> https://i.imgur.com/tFyJFk0.gif
18:08 < vinrock> you would have to be straight up named "Linguini Ravioli" to have a more italian sounding name than that
18:08 <+layer-eight> * tsarbomba →  IMAGE/GIF Document, 780,650 bytes
18:08 < tsarbomba> vinrock if only you knew
18:09 < JFDkthx> standards cant hit the floor, if they never picked themselves up off of it
18:09 < Casteil> bleh, I'm kinda spazzing out right now
18:09 < DomLS3> Giovanni Ragetti Lucasi
18:09 < Hatter> Casteil: what's wrong?
18:09 < Gencade> lol I love yesterday when cryptic1 was like "who modded NinjaStyle?" *deops NinjaStyle*
18:09 < Casteil> trying to focus and define some requirements for some changes requested by the company owner and my brain doesn't want to stay on track
18:09 < scwizard> ahhhhhhhhhhh
18:09 < tsarbomba> ninjastyle was #altgov
18:09 < MillerBOSS> Someone is on a gif kick today
18:09 < scwizard> beta everywhere
18:09 < scwizard> my head
18:09 < DomLS3> quick, whatever answer Casteil gives... add "in the ass" to it
18:09 < tsarbomba> for like a week
18:10 < Hatter> Casteil: that's very dull, I'm sorry I asked
18:10 < Casteil> haha
18:10 < vinrock> s/haha/haha in the ass
18:10 <+layer-eight> [SED vinrock/Casteil] haha in the ass
18:10 < rhqq> haha in the ass? :P
18:10 < rhqq> :E
18:10 < Hatter> brilliant
18:10 < Gencade> you guys are truly inspirational
18:10 < vinrock> im a pro
18:10 < vinrock> its what i do
18:10 < tsarbomba> peak wordplay
18:11 < tsarbomba> kenrin, wanna go to the store? https://i.imgur.com/rAdBint.png
18:11 <+layer-eight> * tsarbomba →  IMAGE/PNG Document, 493,047 bytes
18:11 < scwizard> uhhhhhhh uhhhhhh
18:11 < Gencade> 20 minutes until my pizza gets here
18:11 < scwizard> how do i figure out the default processor for a zone in google cloud?
18:11 < Gencade> I can see it on my phone
18:11 < scwizard> "Nested virtualization can only be enabled for L1 VMs running on Haswell processors or later. If the default processor for a zone is Sandy Bridge or Ivy Bridge, you can use minimum CPU selection to choose Haswell or later for a particular instance. Review the Regions and Zones page to determine which zones support Haswell or later processors."
18:12 < scwizard> apparently different zones have different default processors
18:13 < Gencade> can we get back on topic talking about standards
18:13 < Gencade> I mean what do we really expect out of this channel anyway
18:13 < ServChan> poop?
18:14 < Hatter> someone ought to help scwizard, prove we're still worth a damn
18:14 < scwizard> ok i'll just give a custom cpu type when i make it
18:14 < Hatter> I mean, not me obviously, but someone
18:14 < Gencade> there, helped
18:14 < Gencade> easy
18:14 < scwizard> hopefully it doesn't bill me for much more for customizin that
18:14 < Gencade> guess I can go home now
18:15 < scwizard> skylakeeeeeeeeeee
18:15 < scwizard> lets go
18:15 < JollyRgrs> i don't get why people emphasis the silent letters when typing words loudly
18:16 < JollyRgrs> it would be more like skylaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaakkkkkke
18:16 < Gencade> JollyRgrs, I don't get you
18:16 < MillerBOSS> But it it Skylakeeeeeeee eeeeeee
18:16 < Dish> makes it a bit tough to say
18:16 < Gencade> are you supposed to be a pirate?
18:16 < Gencade> or what
18:16 < Heresiarch> pirates are in this year!
18:16 < JollyRgrs> Gencade: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8ju_10NkGY
18:16 <+layer-eight> * JollyRgrs →  YouTube → Lazy Town | You Are A Pirate Music Video → ⚘ 7,924,515 ↑ 74,554 ↓ 3,376 ✍ 13,212
18:16 < rhqq> JollyRgrs: wouldnt be skyyyyyyyyyyyyyylake ?
18:16 < Hatter> scwizard: JollyRgrs makes a good point, at least you can take that away
18:17 < JollyRgrs> rhqq: depends on what you are emphasizing, but that is also acceptable
18:17 < Gencade> what the fuck is this show
18:17 < Dish> skkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkylake?
18:17 <@Code_Man65> There is also https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GI6CfKcMhjY
18:17 <+layer-eight> * Code_Man65 →  YouTube → Jack Sparrow (feat. Michael Bolton) → ⚘ 183,837,821 ↑ 932,137 ↓ 31,168 ✍ 143,706
18:17 < Gencade> Code_Man65, I've seen that one
18:17 < Gencade> that song is good
18:17 < JollyRgrs> Code_Man65: lol, good one
18:17 <@Code_Man65> My wife loves that video
18:17 < Gencade> why is a kids show acting like pirates are good
18:18 < Gencade> like have they seen actual pirates
18:18 < ServChan> s/video/dong
18:18 < JollyRgrs> Code_Man65: i think i shall watch it again
18:18 <+layer-eight> [SED ServChan/Code_Man65] My wife loves that dong
18:18 <@Code_Man65> Gencade:  Do what you want because a pirate is free.
18:18 < Hatter> ServChan: inappropriate
18:18 < Gencade> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yCCZ8Czf7M
18:18 <+layer-eight> * Gencade →  YouTube → *ALL TIME BEST* Somali Pirates VS Ship Security Compilation HD 2017 → ⚘ 8,358,205 ↑ 25,732 ↓ 9,308 ✍ 6,839
18:18 < ServChan> if i'm wrong I don't want to be right
18:18 < JFDkthx> Code_Man65: i thought we didnt endorse priacy
18:19 < rhqq> btw, cargo ships cant carry any weapons according to intl sea law
18:19 < Gencade> weird, doesn't look like that's stopping them rhqq
18:19 < JFDkthx> rhqq: is mayonnaise a weapon?
18:19 < JollyRgrs> rhqq: what if they aren't carrying, but they have contracted a security company to protect the cargo?
18:19 < Gencade> as far as I am aware, also according to the law, you can't try to board a cargo ship and take it over
18:19 < ravioli> is mayonnaise a sandwich
18:19 < rhqq> firearms bsically, but yeah, i was wondering too
18:19 < Gencade> ravioli, stfu
18:20 < rhqq> since intl seal law is well... no ship can get to the port if they break it really
18:20 < Hatter> Gencade: disrespectful
18:20 < JFDkthx> tsarbomba: member how i was talking about 8mm tape drives the other day? fucking program managers are refusing to get rid of it, because they dont want to fork over the money to migrate the data to a new media.
18:21 < Gencade> Hatter, You watchin that pirate video I linked?
18:21 < Hatter> maybe later, I do like that sort of thing
18:21 < estranger> JFDkthx, what benefit is there to them upgrading?
18:21 < Gencade> I also like watching people die Hatter
18:21 < JFDkthx> estranger: we dont have 30 year old media rotting on shelf
18:21 < JFDkthx> that will become unusable.
18:22 < estranger> JFDkthx, perfect.. did you present on the lifespan of tapes to them and the business impact of losing your archives? or the cost of a RPT using slower media in the event you have to do a restore?
18:23 < JFDkthx> estranger: thats what im putting together now.
18:23 < estranger> sweet
18:23 < tenthshift> how does one properly delete a sql server log file if you have no hard drive space
18:23 < estranger> a super valueable skill in IT is showing business values/impacts.. you'll be able to get a lot more cool shit
18:23 < tsarbomba> jfdkthx just put in a requisition for however many 8mm tapes you'd need to back up your entire DC
18:24 < tsarbomba> when they pick their jaws up off the floor they may reconsider
18:24 < Heresiarch> tenthshift: do you have space for a full backup elsewhere?
18:24 < JFDkthx> tsarbomba: its not my dc, it's their program work.
18:24 < JollyRgrs> https://youtu.be/5vUVPv0uPJs?t=144
18:24 <+layer-eight> * JollyRgrs →  ⚓  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vUVPv0uPJs&feature=youtu.be&t=144 → YouTube → PSY & MC Hammer Gangnam Style → ⚘ 7,913,409 ↑ 29,208 ↓ 3,263 ✍ 1,922
18:24 < JollyRgrs> i did not know this happened
18:24 < tsarbomba> ugh.
18:24 < giant_it_burrit> rly?
18:24 < JFDkthx> they are talking about backing up terabytes worth of shit on 7gb 8m tapes
18:24 < scwizard> honestly
18:24 < scwizard> maybe i should start using google cloud instead of aws
18:24 < estranger> ok there is another bullet point on your powerpoint =)
18:24 < scwizard> becuase like
18:24 < tsarbomba> oh well if it's that much then definitely come up with an excuse to get a quote for new tapes
18:24 < scwizard> google cloud has this whole concept of "project" encapsulation
18:24 < tsarbomba> "the old tapes have too many write cycles" or some bullshit
18:25 < scwizard> which doesn't exist in aws
18:25 < tsarbomba> the quote will knock dicks into the dirt
18:25 < tsarbomba> and then maybe you'll join the land of LTO5
18:25 < tenthshift> Heresiarch, yeah
18:25 < JFDkthx> bro
18:25 < scwizard> and for automation that is a pretty essential missing piece
18:25 < Heresiarch> scwizard: it can, you just have to do it yourself.
18:25 < estranger> you dont need an "Excuse" you can use facts and extrapolation to show them the proper business solution is to pay for new hardware
18:25 < JFDkthx> we just got a new library with lto7s
18:25 < tsarbomba> nice
18:25 < Heresiarch> tenthshift: take a full backup, then truncate the transaction logs.
18:25 < JFDkthx> replaced an lto4 from 2005
18:25 < scwizard> Heresiarch: there's no way to systematically wipe out an aws account
18:25 < JFDkthx> it feels nice
18:25 < tsarbomba> i wish i could convince people here to include an offsite perma-backup scheme
18:25 < scwizard> to reset it to stratch
18:25 < tenthshift> Heresiarch, sounds like a plan
18:25 < JFDkthx> tsarbomba: yeah, its in the security plan for us.
18:26 < Heresiarch> scwizard: true, though you could do that via terraform or similar.
18:26 < scwizard> Heresiarch: except you can't unless all your junk is in terraform to begin with so
18:26 < estranger> most people wouldnt want a way to do a systematic wipeout anyhow, besides deleting the account
18:26 < scwizard> i just think it's a very useful level of encapsulation
18:27 < Heresiarch> scwizard: https://github.com/dtan4/terraforming (forgot who linked it to me previously, but thx to them)
18:27 < estranger> use oracle cloud
18:27 <+layer-eight> * Heresiarch →  GitHub → dtan4 → terraforming → Export existing AWS resources to Terraform style (tf, tfstate) → @ ~ 2 days ago → Ruby → ✡ 1,807 → Forks: 271 → ☹ 91
18:27 < estranger> go multi-cloud with Oracle Cloud and IBM SoftLayer
18:28 < Heresiarch> estranger: ...your trolling is bad and you should feel bad.
18:28 < scwizard> hahaha oracle hahahahahahahaha :gun:
18:28 < estranger> lol
18:28 < scwizard> ok lets see if i can build this
18:28 < scwizard> in my new fangled google cloud instance
18:28 < scwizard> https://salsa.debian.org/cloud-team/vagrant-boxes
18:28 <+layer-eight> * scwizard →  Cloud Team / vagrant-boxes · GitLab
18:28 < Sousapro> dongerform
18:28 < Sousapro> spin up a cloud of dongers with our proprietary process
18:29 < Gencade> pizza is here
18:29 < Gencade> fuck yeah
18:29 < Sousapro> terraform is $1k/user annually now?
18:29 < Sousapro> jesus
18:30 < Dish> Gencade: what kind of pizza
18:30 < Gencade> Dish, handtossed pepperoni and sasauge
18:30 < Heresiarch> Sousapro: ...for support?
18:30 < Sousapro> Heresiarch: for enterprise
18:30 < estranger> im deliverying a proposal this afternoon that will end up being ~90 n1-standard-16 instances *fingers crossed*
18:30 < estranger> on gcp
18:30 < Sousapro> Heresiarch: I'm aware that it has an open source version
18:31 < Heresiarch> Sousapro: that's not bad for enterprise, esp considering that you (hopefully) won't have many folk using it.
18:31 < estranger> enterprises often require support.. its how a ton of these oss projects try to make a company
18:31 < Sousapro> yeah, makes sense
18:31 < estranger> that is cheap
18:31 < Sousapro> that may not be a real price
18:31 < Sousapro> I grabbed that off reddit
18:31 < estranger> legit
18:31 < estranger> if they quote you more, quote them reddit back
18:31 < estranger> you'll win
18:31 < Sousapro> fair enough lol
18:32 < Sousapro> but my brother's father's cousins college roommate said it was $1
18:32 < estranger> must be honored
18:33 < tsarbomba> the earth is mocking us https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DcfNPmIVwAAJ_Nx.jpg
18:33 <+layer-eight> * tsarbomba →  IMAGE/JPEG Document, 40,252 bytes
18:33 < steevo> tsarbomba, geographically, where is that?
18:33 < tsarbomba> hawaii
18:33 < tsarbomba> a.k.a. lava islands
18:33 < steevo> tsarbomba, I heard it was currently errupting
18:33 < Gencade> tsarbomba, all islands are lava islands
18:33 < tsarbomba> 16 rifts last i heard
18:34 < tsarbomba> not necessarily, gencade
18:34 < Gencade> oh really?  How do you think the earth is formed
18:34 < tsarbomba> uh. you get how tectonic plates work, right?
18:34 < Gencade> before that
18:34 < tsarbomba> doesn't matter.
18:34 < rhqq> what tectonic plates? earth is flat!
18:34 < Gencade> Yeah it does
18:34 < tsarbomba> lol
18:34 < Gencade> all landmasses
18:34 < Gencade> started as lava
18:34 < Hatter> I grew up on an extinct volcano in Hawaii
18:35 < Hatter> we used to go down into the opening a bit as kids
18:35 < voidstar> I thought the dinosaurs moved the continents around
18:35 < tsarbomba> rhqq, a physicist at caltech sent calculations to that flat earth rocket asshole showing that he only survived his attempt because earth is an oblate spheroid
18:35 < Gencade> get fucked tsarbomba
18:35 < Dish> gee, I didn't realize I logged into reddit-geologists
18:35 < tsarbomba> if his "flat earth" claim had been correct, he would have died when the rocket crashed
18:35 < rhqq> haha
18:35 < rhqq> didnt knew this one ;p
18:35 < Hatter> tsarbomba: well I'm sure that logic convinced the flat earther the error of his ways
18:35 < Heresiarch> Dish: if you think this chan is all IT, all the time, you're gonna be sorely disappointed.
18:35 < tsarbomba> indeed
18:35 < tsarbomba> he's trying again!
18:36 < tsarbomba> eventually darwin is gonna get him
18:36 < Gencade> or excited Heresiarch
18:36 < Dish> Heresiarch: Lol right? I think it's off-topic more often than not!
18:36 < tsarbomba> i'd love to know the thought processes if he actually makes it into LEO
18:36 < steevo> Hatter, tsarbomba, I think that specific gentleman is in it for the money, not the belief
18:36 < rhqq> Dish: can you see any topic anyway? :P
18:36 < tsarbomba> "oh sure it looks round but that's because i'm exactly perpendicular to the plane of the flat disc"
18:36 < rhqq> its a channel for sysadmins talking about shit, not about work
18:36 < rhqq> ;p
18:36 < tsarbomba> 90 minutes later "wow, the earth-disc is revolving at the same speed i'm orbiting!"
18:36 < JollyRgrs> the point of allowing off-topic is it keeps the chan very active... so you should have a captive audience whenever you DO have an IT thing to discuss/ask
18:37 < Heresiarch> Dish: not necessarily a bad thing. At least it's not bitching about backoffice Microsoft crap or asking which certs to chase to become a sysad.
18:37 < Dish> Definitely wasn't complaining about it, just trying to make a joke
18:37 < Dish> I'm gonna go start reddit-geologists, screw you guys
18:37 < estranger> the guy wasnt really a flat earther (is anyone really though?), just wanted funds..  and he was prob only 5% if that to LEO
18:37 < rhqq> Dish: screw you too
18:37 < estranger> if KSP taught me anything
18:38 < Dish> rhqq: <3
18:38 < rhqq> estranger: i seen enough stupid people to believe they do believe
18:38 < tsarbomba> i think some of these FES morons are actually believers
18:38 <@cryptic1> back to work all of you
18:38 < rhqq> stfu
18:38 < tsarbomba> but they're also the people who think vaccines cause autism and pharmaceuticals are mind control
18:38 < Gencade> cryptic1, make me
18:38 < Gencade> bitch
18:38 <@cryptic1> rhqq, BANT!
18:38 < rhqq> :E
18:38 <@cryptic1> Gencade, BANT!
18:38 < Heresiarch> Code_Man65: in ansible, you ever try to compare dicts with identical structures?
18:38 < Sousapro> Autism > Polio
18:38 < tsarbomba> cryptic, GET BACK TO NOT WORKING
18:38 < JFDkthx> i would say this place is 20% it 40%salt and 80% cryptic1 telling people to get back to work when he needs to MIND HIS OWN BUSINESS
18:39 < Gencade> ban yourself cryptic1
18:39 < Sousapro> If that was even the case
18:39 < corn266> `lucky
18:39  * layer-eight points a 6 chamber revolver with one round loaded at corn266, and spins (6 slots remaining)
18:39 < JollyRgrs> Heresiarch: you ever try to compare dicts with homo sapiens?
18:39 < Sousapro> I wish we could take vaccine deniers and give them smallpox
18:39 <+layer-eight> *click* - Looks like you get to live another day corn266
18:39 < Gencade> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NL-VjW5Ixi0&t=128s
18:39 <+layer-eight> * Gencade →  YouTube → Is It Safe To Live In Syria? → ⚘ 10,878 ↑ 1,495 ↓ 61 ✍ 864
18:39 <@cryptic1> stop pushing my buttons and get some work done
18:40 <@cryptic1> slackers
18:40 < JollyRgrs> Gencade: and the answer was "totes"?
18:40 < Heresiarch> JollyRgrs: yes, but they don't have the same k/v pairs, so all I got were dicks.
18:40 <@cryptic1> irc is not your workplace
18:40 < tsarbomba> if that video was made prior to 5/8 then it may need a revision
18:40 < steevo> Sousapro, you can't because they were vaccinated for it shortly after they were born
18:40 < Gencade> cryptic1, I'll destroy that ass
18:40 < JollyRgrs> s/ass/ass in that ass
18:40 <@cryptic1> Gencade, BANT! for real
18:40 <+layer-eight> [SED JollyRgrs/Gencade] cryptic1, I'll destroy that ass in that ass
18:40 < Gencade> JollyRgrs, yes
18:41 < Gencade> cryptic1, don't bant me
18:41  * tsarbomba staples cryptic1 to a wacky wiggler
18:41 < Gencade> im being on topic
18:41 < JollyRgrs> cryptic1: get back to work!
18:41 < estranger> to kill a mockingbird in that ass
18:42 < JollyRgrs> anyone ever seen that movie "i'm gonna kick estranger"?
18:42 < Gencade> ender's game in that ass
18:42 < steevo> estranger, I want to know how you propose to accomplish that
18:42 < estranger> JollyRgrs, in that ass?
18:42 <@cryptic1> D:
18:42 < JollyRgrs> estranger: you're getting the hang of it now
18:43 < Gencade> cryptic1 in that ass
18:43 < estranger> im a slow learner
18:43 < estranger> old brain syndrome
18:43 < tsarbomba> irritable vowel syndrome
18:44 < estranger> im still the most awesome dude here, though
18:44 < JollyRgrs> that's not debatable
18:45 < JollyRgrs> you are not... but you ARE... REKT!
18:45 < steevo> out to lunch, be back to slack off with you guys later
18:45 < Gencade> nope, that's me estranger
18:45 < estranger> sorry but no
18:45 < Gencade> I'm not sorry, but yes
18:45 < estranger> a close 12th though, good effort
18:46 < Gencade> naw you suck
18:46 < Gencade> I'm awesome
18:46 < estranger> at least yer not vinrock
18:46 < dragonfleas> i started this new acne medicine and it's fucking magic
18:46 < vinrock> there's only enough room for one vinrock on this rock
18:46 < dragonfleas> i put it on my face and overnight all my acne shrinks and most of it goes away
18:46 < Gencade> acutain dragonfleas ?
18:46 < dragonfleas> no Gencade just clyndamycin foam and this foam balancing stuff
18:47 < dragonfleas> i have cystic acne and it's even taking that down
18:47 < vinrock> man
18:47 < estranger> i dont miss zits
18:47 < vinrock> thats like the last thing i wanted to read before lunch
18:47 < JollyRgrs> estranger: i have very curly hair... so i get lots of ingrowns
18:47 < JollyRgrs> it sucks... its worse than zits as far as pain
18:48 < estranger> im not sure i ever had an ingrown hair
18:48 < dragonfleas> yeah ingrowns i get rarely
18:48 < dragonfleas> you've never had cystic acne obviously
18:48 < JollyRgrs> which is one reason why i don't razor shave often
18:48 < dragonfleas> that shit lasts sometimes months and hurts so fucking bad
18:48 < admiralspark> morning
18:48 < JollyRgrs> i just use the trimmer w/ no guard
18:48 < estranger> i havent razor shaved in like 15 years
18:48 < estranger> yeah, ditto
18:48 < dragonfleas> i don't get facial hair really lol
18:48 < Hatter> I have smooth baby boy skin
18:48 < estranger> once your testicals drop you will
18:48 < JollyRgrs> i once pulled out about a 4" hair out of just below my jaw/chin
18:48 < admiralspark> y'all need linux beards
18:49 < dragonfleas> nah, most of the men in my family don't grow facial hair
18:49 < estranger> JollyRgrs, wait.. like 4" of hair grow into you?
18:49 < JollyRgrs> admiralspark: full beard is too itchy
18:49 < estranger> grew
18:49 < JollyRgrs> estranger: yeah, it jsut curls up and keeps going
18:49 < dragonfleas> WTF
18:49 < estranger> JollyRgrs, that is crazy
18:49 < JollyRgrs> it never breaks the skin
18:49 < JollyRgrs> yeah
18:49 < dragonfleas> JollyRgrs, i bet that hurt like a bitch
18:49 < admiralspark> JollyRgrs: never had that issue, but I think it's a culture thing here to have them
18:49 < JollyRgrs> dragonfleas: yup
18:49 < Hatter> last week or so I asked the racist question in my office, Can native american indians grow bears?
18:49 < JollyRgrs> admiralspark: a culture thing to have ingrowns? what?
18:49 < Hatter> because I don't think I'd ever seen one
18:49 < estranger> i wanna grow a bear
18:49 < admiralspark> JollyRgrs: to have a beard :P
18:50 < JollyRgrs> oh
18:50 < admiralspark> estranger: just download one
18:50 < Hatter> I was watching that film hostiles where a group is travelling with some indians, and they all grew bears but the indians looked cleaned shaven
18:50 < estranger> i grow pooh bears in the morning
18:50 < JollyRgrs> estranger: but you don't wear it to work
18:50 < JollyRgrs> at least i hope not :P
18:50 < estranger> JollyRgrs, benefit of WFH
18:51 < JollyRgrs> estranger: benefit is you can wear pooh bears all day long?
18:51 < JollyRgrs> so gross man
18:51 < estranger> JollyRgrs, yeah man.. not saying its wise, but it's a benefit
18:51 < JollyRgrs> TIL estranger wants it squishy and smelly
18:52 < dragonfleas> i wanna grow a beard so bad
18:52 < dragonfleas> any tips for growing a beard if u cant
18:52 < dragonfleas> should i take testosterone?
18:52 < MillerBOSS> OMG no
18:53 < dragonfleas> y not
18:53 < MillerBOSS> Because glue and hair is much safer
18:53 < JollyRgrs> dragonfleas: shave more
18:53 < corn266> your body will up the estrogen to compensate and your dick will fall off
18:53 < JollyRgrs> corn266++ #truefacts
18:53 < MillerBOSS> Cut here paste there
18:53 < MillerBOSS> Simple
18:53 < MillerBOSS> And no side effects
18:54 < dragonfleas> JollyRgrs, that's conjecture bruv
18:54 < estranger> AND your body will stop producing its own testosterone ... you'll be like Bob. Bob has bitch tits.
18:54 < corn266> I used the cut and paste method and this is how it turned out https://aa1a5178aef33568e9c4-a77ea51e8d8892c1eb8348eb6b3663f6.ssl.cf5.rackcdn.com/p/full/e3b5dc33-a1ce-40af-bd75-2fc159ce57f0.jpg
18:54 <+layer-eight> * corn266 →  IMAGE/JPEG Document, 117,217 bytes
18:55 < corn266> xfinity sent me an email containing a link to a youtube video that explained my bill, now they're sending me emails telling me my bill will be "simplified"
18:55 < corn266> fuck. off. comcast.
18:56 < dragonfleas> i should inject 5 doses of testosterone a day and my dick will grow to be 2 feet long
18:56 < admiralspark> thats not how it works. Thats not how any of this works
18:56 < arlion> lol
18:56 < dragonfleas> lol
18:57 < dragonfleas> then how do the girls that take testosterone grow penises from their clitorises?
18:57 < dragonfleas> explain dis
18:58 < TuxedoJack> 42.
18:58 < TuxedoJack> That's how
18:59 < admiralspark> TuxedoJack is right. 42.
19:00 < Nightcinder> uhhhhhhh
19:00 < Nightcinder> our vpn IP is listed on spamhaus
19:00 < Nightcinder> ..this is not good
19:01 < admiralspark> Nightcinder: do I even want to know why your *vpn* is sending email in the first place?
19:01 < estranger> yer sending emails directly?
19:01 < Nightcinder> our mail server is a different IP
19:01 < Nightcinder> but our o365 tenant apparently uses the vpn IP
19:01 < Nightcinder> and is getting rejected hardcore
19:01 < admiralspark> guys, the Cloud is the solution to everything!
19:02 < admiralspark> we don't even need multiple servers anymore! Toss it all behind one IP!
19:02 < admiralspark> #NeverARainyDayInTheCloud
19:05 < Casteil> welp
19:06 < Casteil> new HR guy just caught me drinking a beer in the office
19:06 < Casteil> RIP me
19:06 < JFDkthx> soon as i log onto a server
19:06 < ReverendDS> Are you not adults?
19:06 < JFDkthx> ABRT has detected 13 problem(s)
19:06 < JFDkthx> welp
19:06 < MillerBOSS> One of the problem is JFDkthx
19:07 < MillerBOSS> 2 2more problems to go
19:07 < MillerBOSS> 12*
19:08 < scwizard> ok
19:08 < scwizard> stretch.vmdk
19:08 < scwizard> it fucking works yay
19:08 < scwizard> google cloud tech yo
19:08 < JFDkthx> MillerBOSS: i blame developers using emacs
19:10 < am0nrahx> Man, /r/sysadmin is boring. need more rants about how people hate IT now
19:10 < JFDkthx> am0nrahx: start a vague thread about how mcafee is destroying it forest
19:11 < am0nrahx> I was thinking about a hipstery thread about how I hate Cisco cause they're too elitist
19:11 < AnimalFarmPig> Casteil: wait, is beer at work against the rules?
19:11 < JFDkthx> then start a counter thread about john mcafee is a godsend and he will deliver us from apple
19:11 < JFDkthx> am0nrahx: make a pfsense how to
19:11 < AnimalFarmPig> JFDkthx: what's john mcafee doing against apple?
19:11 < JFDkthx> push it for enterprise
19:11 < JFDkthx> AnimalFarmPig: i dunno
19:11 < JFDkthx> it's all lies
19:11 < Casteil> AnimalFarmPig: technically. I'll be damned if I actually get in trouble for it lol
19:11 < tsarbomba> i kinda love watching the eyes of windows people as i do something under linux
19:11 < Casteil> (highly unlikely)
19:12 < JFDkthx> but its john mcafee so some of it could be true
19:12 < tsarbomba> it's john mcafee. even the lies are true.
19:12 < AnimalFarmPig> Casteil: ahhh... good
19:12 < JFDkthx> tsarbomba: no one is impressed when you hit enter a bunch to make sure you have a clear line
19:12 < tsarbomba> GODDAMNIT I TYPE CLEAR FIRST
19:12 < AnimalFarmPig> JFDkthx: oh, so general John McAfee admiration. I can support that.
19:12 < JFDkthx> or
19:12 < JFDkthx> hit ctrl l
19:12 < JFDkthx> like real men
19:13 < tsarbomba> screen -t blah -S blah middlefingertojfdkthx
19:13 < am0nrahx> Isn't he the same John McAfee that released that video of himself in like Belize or something, blitzed out of his fuckin mind?
19:13 < JFDkthx> lol
19:13 < tsarbomba> mcafee is on the hunter s. thompson life plan
19:13 < JFDkthx> am0nrahx you could attribute any cocaine induced video to him
19:13 < AnimalFarmPig> John McAfee 2020
19:13 < am0nrahx> I bet him and Rob Ford hung out
19:13 < AnimalFarmPig> s/cocaine/bathsalts
19:13 <+layer-eight> [SED AnimalFarmPig/JFDkthx] am0nrahx you could attribute any bathsalts induced video to him
19:13 < JFDkthx> man
19:14 < JFDkthx> member when that guy high on bathsalts ate that hobos face
19:14 < JFDkthx> i member
19:14 < tsarbomba> it was like 5 minutes from here
19:14 < AnimalFarmPig> the man is a goddamn hero
19:14 < tsarbomba> on the throughway
19:14 < am0nrahx> i love member berries
19:14 < AnimalFarmPig> not the cannibal guy, John McAfee
19:14 < tsarbomba> naked crazy guy eats homeless man's face
19:14 < JFDkthx> headlines for fukkin weeks
19:14 < JFDkthx> thats also crazy to think about
19:15 < JFDkthx> the feeling of ripping someones flesh from their body with your teeth
19:15 < JFDkthx> i mean, the closest we'll ever come to that is eating fried chicken
19:15 < Heresiarch> s/chicken/pork
19:15 <+layer-eight> [SED Heresiarch/JFDkthx] i mean, the closest we'll ever come to that is eating fried pork
19:15 < Heresiarch> eh, close enough.
19:16 < AnimalFarmPig> It's funny. If you grab a chicken, break its neck, and start eating it-- totally okay. If you skip the "break its neck" part, people think you're some kind of psycho
19:17 < JFDkthx> you still are a psycho if you dont defeather the chicken
19:17 < JFDkthx> tbf
19:17 < JFDkthx> pluck!
19:17 < AnimalFarmPig> yeah, good point, but skipping the break its neck part still stands
19:17 < Heresiarch> AnimalFarmPig: well, yeah. What kind of sane person would want to deal with their meal trying to scratch/bite them?
19:18 < JFDkthx> you guys see the video the other day of the fish freaking out in the oven.
19:18 < AnimalFarmPig> ehhh.... people eat all kinds of weird shit
19:18 < insecurity> hey
19:18 < AnimalFarmPig> nothx
19:18 < insecurity> don't.
19:18 < JFDkthx> it was a filet'd fish, that was way dead
19:19 < JFDkthx> but the salt and the water in the muscles caued it to spasm
19:20 < JFDkthx> https://www.reddit.com/r/blackmagicfuckery/comments/8i5f23/fish_in_the_oven/
19:21 <+layer-eight> * JFDkthx →  reddit: the front page of the internet
19:21  * tsarbomba puts away the scorpion sushi surprise
19:21 <+AnonymooseWork> Ok this is awesome
19:21 <+AnonymooseWork> https://www.reddit.com/r/raspberry_pi/comments/8imaqu/internet_of_hamsters_an_iot_hamster_wheel_tracker/
19:21 <+layer-eight> * AnonymooseWork →  Internet Of Hamsters: An IoT hamster wheel tracker made with a Raspberry Pi! : raspberry_pi
19:22 < rhqq> i have a feeling that
19:22 < rhqq> we're going to learn a lot of useless facts about all the domestic animals
19:22 < rhqq> thanks to that iot shit
19:23 < rhqq> and with some luck some of that info may actually turn out to be intersting or have some value
19:23 <+AnonymooseWork> JFDkthx thats insane
19:23 <+AnonymooseWork> rhqq yeah
19:23 < JFDkthx> AnonymooseWork: yeah super freaky to watch
19:23 < rhqq> not because there was never such possibility to share all the crap like that
19:24 < rhqq> but it's because of the exposure
19:24 <+AnonymooseWork> welp
19:24 <+AnonymooseWork> brave move
19:24 < rhqq> higher chance someone may find that interesting
19:24 < tsarbomba> why do you hate knowledge, rhqq :(
19:24 <+AnonymooseWork> I just removed some borked name servers from my domain start of authority record
19:24 < tsarbomba> they didn't respect yr authoritaaaah?
19:24 <+AnonymooseWork> DC's that were improperly demoted years ago it hink
19:24 <+AnonymooseWork> i dunno
19:24 <+AnonymooseWork> not my mess
19:24 < rhqq> xD
19:24 <+AnonymooseWork> i'm just the janitor
19:25 <+AnonymooseWork> gonna go downstairs later and work in my lab
19:25 <+AnonymooseWork> getting new servers configured
19:26 < corn266> "Not my mess, I'm just the janitor" I'm stealing that AnonymooseWork
19:26 < JFDkthx> AnonymooseWork: rename the servers with emojis
19:26 <+AnonymooseWork> lol JFDkthx
19:26 <+AnonymooseWork> corn266 - well it is true kinda
19:26 <+AnonymooseWork> i can't really use the "I'm new here" excuse anymore
19:26 <+AnonymooseWork> but ... i'm new here
19:26 < JFDkthx> ahhhhhhhhhhhhh
19:26 < JFDkthx> fucking hangnail
19:26 < JFDkthx> ripped off half of the flesh on my finga
19:27 < khelpw> You weren't using it anyway
19:27 < JFDkthx> :(
19:33 < McDonaldsWiFi> There a reliable way to convert a PS script into an exe?
19:35 < MillerBOSS> `bofh
19:35 <+layer-eight> BOFH Failure to adjust for daylight savings time.
19:35 < MillerBOSS> `bofh
19:35 <+layer-eight> BOFH It has intel inside
19:35 < dragonfleas> McDonaldsWiFi, PowerGUI
19:35 < MillerBOSS> Good one.
19:35 < MillerBOSS> Not
19:36 < McDonaldsWiFi> hmm ill try it!
19:36 < McDonaldsWiFi> I could just put the ps commands into a C# app
19:36 < MillerBOSS> `echo BOFH It has cryptic1 inside
19:36 <+layer-eight> BOFH It has cryptic1 inside
19:36 < McDonaldsWiFi> i guess
19:36 < McDonaldsWiFi> NSFW
19:36 < ekaj> `bofh
19:36 <+layer-eight> BOFH Insert coin for new game
19:36 < ekaj> `insert
19:36 < MillerBOSS> Insert it ekaj
19:36 < MillerBOSS> Come on
19:36 < AnimalFarmPig> Our team just deployed a new internal application we developed for the company. It's a virtual "suggestions box" where people can submit ideas, discuss them, and vote on them.
19:36 < AnimalFarmPig> My favorite suggestion so far is entitled "Juice Box Fridays"-- "On Fridays, employees should drink the contents of one juice box. A site on Sharepoint could run a randomizer algorithm to determine which flavor one should consume."
19:36 < MillerBOSS> Do it right
19:36 < ekaj> giggity
19:37 < ekaj> `sudo force insert
19:38 < MillerBOSS> Suggestion: Lets have less suggestions
19:39 < AnimalFarmPig> "We need to invest in 300-400 hamsters and treadmills to keep the lights on when the power goes out. This is a critical need as recovering the lab environment takes up a lot of resources when the power drops. Hamsters are cheap and they eat cheap food - we need to be sure to get the proper sizing for the treadmills and they will probably want to unionize, so we need to be prepared for some workplace negotiations."
19:40 < corn266> Tie snakes to ropes and have them slither towards the hamsters :: boom master negotiator
19:42 < MillerBOSS> I am going live now chat me here now millerboss.com/fuckme
19:42 < AnimalFarmPig> instead of using ropes, could we use other snakes?
19:43 < MillerBOSS> Hello I am waiting for you
19:44 < ebol4> eveerrrrloooong
19:44 < MillerBOSS> Foo Fighters eh?
19:44 < schemanic> Hey everyone. I have a tomcat8 server whose logs I'm trying to rotate. all my googling says to just run a regular logrotate on it, except after I've done that, tomcat8 wont log to catalina.out. What gives?
19:44 < ebol4> dave grohl is the only good thing that ever came out of nirvana
19:45 < MillerBOSS> Ugh its Code_Man65 again
19:45 < JollyRgrs> ebol4: don't make me kick you
19:45 < AnimalFarmPig> schemanic: you might need to do the copy & truncate in place thing
19:45 < MillerBOSS> I agree with ebol4
19:45 < schemanic> AnimalFarmPig, I *AM*
19:45 < AnimalFarmPig> oh, interesting
19:46 < AnimalFarmPig> Dave Grohl is the poster boy for corporate rock
19:47 < Heresiarch> schemanic: can you paste the logrotate definition somewhere?
19:48 < tsarbomba> dave grohl is going to look back one day and wish he did more with them crooked vultures
19:49 <@Code_Man65> So ebol4 needs a kicking I hear?
19:49 < schemanic> Heresiarch, AnimalFarmPig https://qbin.io/sole-gary-cns2
19:49 <@Code_Man65> If no one says otherwise he will be kicked in 30 seconds
19:49 < felda> Code_Man65 enjoys annoying his coworkers by singing along with songs on the radio, but saying the words too soon or too late
19:50 < AnimalFarmPig> if you lsof after running the log rotate, anything interesting, schemanic?
19:50 < felda> Code_Man65 please do kick ebol4
19:50 < MillerBOSS> Code_Man65 needs a kick and a half
19:50 < abakedapplepie> this cover of gone away is pretty great
19:50 < abakedapplepie> damn
19:51 < Heresiarch> schemanic: and the problem is that tomcat won't log to catalina.out after the copytruncate?
19:51 <@Code_Man65> Ugh, tomcat
19:52 < rhqq> yay tomcat
19:52 < rhqq> :E
19:52 < schemanic> Hereisarch yes thats the case. Also here's my lsof
19:52 < schemanic> https://qbin.io/peer-health-kpl9
19:53 < Heresiarch> schemanic: the lsof wouldn't really be needed - the intent with copytruncate is to maintain the file handle on the original file, for apps (like tomcat) that maintain persistent file handles while the app is open.
19:54 < AnimalFarmPig> I asked for lsof to verify that the file handle didn't change
19:54 < rhqq> like | grep deleted
19:54 < rhqq> ;P
19:54 < Heresiarch> schemanic: keep in mind that while the copytruncate option is running that you'll lose logs - so if this is the first time the logrotate is going, and the log is huge, you won't see anything new in the log until the copytruncate is completed.
19:56 < schemanic> Heresiarch, right, but the logrotate script does complete. It's been about 30 minutes and the file size is still 0
19:57 <@Code_Man65> schemanic:  It's been awhile since I looked, but IIRC you have to stop tomcat to cleanly rotate the logs
19:57 < Heresiarch> schemanic: would tomcat be logging anything in that timeframe? Can you bounce it?
19:58 < schemanic> Tomcat restart isn't really an option
19:58 < schemanic> our applications take long periods of time to restart
20:00 < vinrock> the fries in my gyro platter are undercooked
20:00 < vinrock> those motherfuckers
20:01 < vinrock> eh
20:01 < Heresiarch> there's some bits of the logrotate definition that don't make sense (e.g. create is ignored when copytruncate is in place, you might not ever get a compressed log with rotate 1 and delaycompress), but they shouldn't make a difference in terms of tomcat not logging to catalina.out after logrotate has run.
20:01 < vinrock> i guess theyre so undercooked theyll reheat pretty nicely tho
20:02 < schemanic> someone over on #tomcat is telling me that tomcat does it's own logging and log rotation
20:02 < AnimalFarmPig> If the problem is with tomcat not liking its logs getting truncated, a super hacky way to do this might be to have tomcat log to a named pipe and then cat from named pipe into a file
20:02 < MillerBOSS> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/U.2
20:02 <+layer-eight> * MillerBOSS →  U.2 - Wikipedia
20:03 < corn266> schemanic: from what I've encountered with tomcat7, the catalina.out file gets written to until tomcat loses the write lock and doesn't make an attempt to regain the lock until it's restarted
20:03 < AnimalFarmPig> or just have it log to standard out and use pipes / systemd to capture and route logs
20:03 < schemanic> corn266, yeah it sounds that way.
20:03 < corn266> And catalina.out should get rotated on a daily basis
20:03 < Heresiarch> wtf kind of app write-locks a logfile?
20:04 < MillerBOSS> https://rog.asus.com/articles/hands-on/easy-guide-to-ssds-sata-msata-m-2-and-u-2/
20:04 <+layer-eight> * MillerBOSS →  Easy Guide to SSDs: SATA, mSATA, M.2 and U.2 | ROG - Republic of Gamers Global
20:04 < corn266> (for explanitory purposes)
20:05 < technonerd> If only m2 didn't sit under the gfx card
20:06 < JFDkthx> does $1800 for 20pack of lto7 with barcode sound high to anyone else
20:06 < MillerBOSS> http://www.addonics.com/products/ad25m2u.2.php
20:06 <+layer-eight> * MillerBOSS →  Addonics Product: 2.5" U.2 M2 PCIe/NVMe SSD drive
20:07 < TuxedoJack> So hotswap M.2 with an enclosure
20:07 < TuxedoJack> Ooh, shiny
20:07 < TuxedoJack> Could open up new ideas for RAID, though
20:07 < MillerBOSS> Yes hotswap indeed
20:08 < TuxedoJack> Stack a few of those fuckers on a RAID controller with cabling, you might have a viable replacement for a PERC
20:08 < MillerBOSS> 3 years old it looks like https://overclock3d.net/news/storage/what_is_the_new_u_2_ssd_connection/1
20:08 <+layer-eight> * MillerBOSS →  What is the New U.2 SSD Connection? | OC3D News
20:11 < Gencade> MillerBOSS is a scourge on the land
20:12 < MillerBOSS> What ever trips your trigger
20:12 < Gencade> Whatever floats your goat
20:12 < MillerBOSS> How many goats do you have?
20:12 < Gencade> I didn't say my goat, I said your goat
20:12 < Gencade> I have 0 goats
20:13 < MillerBOSS> https://twit.tv/shows/windows-weekly/episodes/569?autostart=false Verge and Ars peeps on show
20:13 <+layer-eight> * MillerBOSS →  Windows Weekly 569 Build
20:13 < MillerBOSS> Regarding Build and all
20:25 < Casteil> kinda ticked off a bit right now.. guy who pushed a meeting to 3pm is just standing around talking right now.
20:25 < tsarbomba> purchasing fuckup by $boss may hvae just saved me 8 hours of work today
20:26 < tsarbomba> casteil, maybe he pushed the meeting to 3pm because he wants you to understand that you are unimportant
20:26 < Casteil> yeah well
20:26 < tsarbomba> and that his casual freedumbs are > you
20:26 < Casteil> two can play that game
20:26 < tsarbomba> DO IT
20:26 < tsarbomba> DESTROY
20:26 < tsarbomba> KILL
20:26 < tsarbomba> TORTURE
20:27 < scwizard> bleh
20:27 < scwizard> 30 minutes and there's a meeting for me to negotiate a retainer clause
20:27 < scwizard> i feel like last go around my retainer clause was too high, and it led  to bleh relations with the company
20:29 < Hatter> heh heh heh
20:29 < scwizard> it was 1800 a month (so 30 hours) last time around
20:29 < scwizard> and i kinda lazed around off of that more than i should instead of looking for the next oppertunity
20:30 < Casteil> what's surprising is that we're attempting to complete a task to make said department's job easier
20:31 < scwizard> 3pm meetings are a strategy for doing work
20:31 < scwizard> *for avoiding work
20:31 < scwizard> because after the 3pm meeting it's 4pm and it's like "well only an hour left, you can't expect me to get anything done
20:31 < schemanic> it sounds like I'll have to rely on tomcat's built-in log rotation
20:31 < scwizard> and before the 3pm meeting it's like "well i just got back from lunch, you can't expect me to get anythin gdone"
20:35 < Casteil> scwizard: pretty fucking much. I'm kinda pissed
20:35 < scwizard> Casteil: now I'm not a believe in "scrum" or something, but first thing in the morning meetings are relatively productive
20:35 < scwizard> compared to other timeslots
20:36 < Casteil> that's what I wanted
20:36 < Casteil> but I made the mistake of not having him commit to a time
20:37 < tsarbomba> oh look a 14-year-old shooter in a school
20:37 < tsarbomba> if only a good 14-year-old with a gun had been around
20:38 <@Code_Man65> schemanic:  Most days I both midly dislike and hate with the fury of 1000 suns tomcat
20:38 < tsarbomba> as you should
20:38 < tsarbomba> we're in an nginx world now
20:39 < aleph-> nginx killed the tomcat-star?
20:40 < tsarbomba> tomcat is more like a misshappen asteroid
20:40 < tsarbomba> misshapen
20:40 < corn266> Care schemanic the logs aren't deleted so shit builds up
20:40 < corn266> Vote asteroid for this year's miss universe
20:41 < tsarbomba> i thought the beauty pageants were all getting #metoo blowback
20:42 < corn266> I mean if the pageant owner is groping the contestants then they probably should
20:42 <@Code_Man65> I have to be careful and remember # means hashtag and not pound
20:42 < corn266> ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
20:42 < tsarbomba> heh, the wacky morning zoo radio show this morning ran into that
20:42 < tsarbomba> one of the women said "pound me too" and the host got all riled up "did you say pound me HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE"
20:43 < corn266> speaking of HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE can we implement the layer-eight idea to choose a random word of the day and freak out when someone says it
20:43 < tsarbomba> `peewee
20:44 < scwizard> tsarbomba: uh oh, someone forgot to check their privilege it seems
20:44 < tsarbomba> i'm having such difficult following whose privilege comes first these days
20:44 < tsarbomba> i'm just going to hide in my house and shut off all the lights
20:45 < corn266> `sjw
20:45 <+layer-eight> corn266, you're a hateful, male, greedy, nazi!
20:45 < tsarbomba> that answers that
20:45 < corn266> As a hateful, male, greedy, nazi I believe I have the original privilege
20:46 < int0x1C8> I'm swedish/german with blond hair and blue eyes
20:47 < ebol4> oh are we circlejerking again
20:47  * ebol4 jerks off
20:48 < int0x1C8> yes, aryan circle jerk
20:48 < corn266> Yea it's the #reddit-sysadmin friday soggy biscuit contest
20:48 < tsarbomba> https://video.twimg.com/tweet_video/Dc4e2TEWkAAna4c.mp4
20:48 <+layer-eight> * tsarbomba →  VIDEO/MP4 Document, 166,411 bytes
20:48 < tsarbomba> i could watch this on loop all day long
20:48 < scwizard> geez slack uses 200MB of RAM per server you're connected to?
20:48 < scwizard> that's pretty fucking stupid
20:48 < int0x1C8> holy shit
20:49 < int0x1C8> I work at a landscaping company, they're gonna love that
20:51 < aleph-> The fuck?
20:51 < aleph-> Why does it need 200 per server?
20:51 < scwizard> eww
20:51 < scwizard> the virtualbox addon version is hardcoded
20:51 < scwizard> no wonder it's wrong
20:51 < aleph-> Is it drawing a new GUI instance per server?
20:54 <@cryptic1> aleph-, back to work
20:54 <@cryptic1> scwizard, back to work
20:54 <@cryptic1> int0x1C8, back to work
20:54 <@cryptic1> tsarbomba, back to work
20:54 < tsarbomba> cryptic1, make me a sandwich
20:54 <@cryptic1> corn266, back to work
20:54 <@cryptic1> ebol4, back to work
20:54 <@cryptic1> Casteil, back to work
20:55 <@cryptic1> Code_Man65, back to work
20:55 <@cryptic1> JollyRgrs, back to work
20:55 <@Code_Man65> I'm actually working right now, working on using DSC to install SQL in push mode
20:55 <@cryptic1> stop the lies Code_Man65
20:55 <@cryptic1> worst excuse ever
20:55 < scwizard> shush
20:56 < aleph-> cryptic1: Meh you're not my boss.
20:56 < DomLS3> guess I don't have to get back to work
20:57 <@Code_Man65> aleph-:  Don't make him turn this channel around
20:57 <@Code_Man65> Because he'll do it
20:57 <@cryptic1> i will do it
20:57 <@cryptic1> we will pull the channel over
20:57 < DomLS3> s/it/+v DomLS3
20:57 <+layer-eight> [SED DomLS3/cryptic1] i will do +v DomLS3
20:57 <@cryptic1> actually I am
20:58  * cryptic1 turns around and yells Get back to work all of you
20:58 <@Code_Man65> See, I warned you
20:58 <@Code_Man65> But did you listen?  Nope.
20:58 < DomLS3> felda not here
20:58 < DomLS3> rip
20:59 < DomLS3> oof
21:01 < DomLS3> wat
21:01 < DomLS3> MillerBOSS
21:01 < DomLS3> I will kill you
21:02  * MillerBOSS is waiting
21:05 < MillerBOSS> I totally need this some times https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=17048814
21:05 <+layer-eight> * MillerBOSS →  YouTube rolls out new tools to help you stop watching | Hacker News
21:05 < DomLS3> s/this/dick
21:05 <+layer-eight> [SED DomLS3/MillerBOSS] I totally need dick some times https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=17048814
21:06 < MillerBOSS> Yeah and I go to you DomLS3. Thank you so much
21:06 < MillerBOSS> I love how this channel is basically shop class but with IT
21:07 < Gencade> DomLS3, go home
21:07 < MillerBOSS> I remember the shop teacher would troll a lot on us. Quit playing grab ass back there
21:07 < Gencade> also pfsense
21:07 < MillerBOSS> He was a good guy
21:08 < zerocool> sometimes i am sent to reddit-sysadmin purgatory when i connect, why is that?
21:08 < Gencade> zerocool, because you have to identify
21:08 < Gencade> with a registered nick
21:08 < MillerBOSS> Not identifying before you join
21:09 < zerocool> ah, maybe i am connecting before the identify
21:09 < zerocool> by a second
21:09 < MillerBOSS> Yup
21:09 < zerocool> thanks g's
21:09 < Gencade> no problem zerocool
21:09 < Gencade> we know everything
21:09 < Gencade> well, between me and MillerBOSS
21:09 < MillerBOSS> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qqAtPV-kgs
21:09 <+layer-eight> * MillerBOSS →  YouTube → Whitesnake - Slow & Easy → ⚘ 1,410,938 ↑ 9,101 ↓ 242 ✍ 415
21:10 < MillerBOSS> You betchya britches
21:10 < Gencade> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HlLTPq-Mno
21:10 <+layer-eight> * Gencade →  YouTube → Post Malone - ​Beerbongs & Bentleys (Full Album) → ⚘ 501,429 ↑ 0 ↓ 0 ✍ 162
21:10 < Gencade> this is good shit
21:10 < DomLS3> my high school english teacher had a squirt bottle that he would sneak up on people he caught sleeping and squit them right in the face
21:10 < DomLS3> or when they said something stupid
21:10 < Gencade> DomLS3, lmfao
21:10 < MillerBOSS> What?
21:10 < MillerBOSS> Tip
21:10 < MillerBOSS> Similar-sounding words
21:10 < MillerBOSS> britches is sometimes confused with breeches
21:10 < DomLS3> he was a savage
21:11 < MillerBOSS> Breeches? I don't think so
21:11 < tsarbomba> zerocool, use sasl or build a 3 second delay into your autoconnet
21:11 < tsarbomba> +c
21:11 < Gencade> the most savage teacher I had would do this "list" thing
21:11 < Gencade> whenever someone spoke out of term
21:11 < DomLS3> there was this fat kid in class that tried to diss him one day... so english teacher nick named him "blimpo" and it stuck with him throughout the rest of school
21:11 < Gencade> he would just be like ">insert name< list!"
21:11 < Gencade> if you got on the list 3 times
21:11 < Gencade> you would have to write 36 "vanlandinghams"
21:12 < tsarbomba> i had a teacher with a similar policy, except he used this bamboo pole to make sure only one person would talk at a time
21:12 < Gencade> I'll never forget Mr. Pagona
21:12 < tsarbomba> if someone spoke out of turn, he would beat that person into unconsciousness with the pole
21:12 < tsarbomba> it was surprisingly effective
21:12 < Gencade> tsarbomba, grow up in detroit?
21:12 < zerocool> tsarbomba: i already have a delay set i guess i just have to make it longer. thanks for the pointer though
21:12 < MillerBOSS> Take me down slow & easy
21:12 < tsarbomba> brookyn
21:12 < Gencade> sounds about right
21:12 < tsarbomba> zerocool, i used a 5s delay which seemed a little overkill before i set up sasl
21:13 < DomLS3> what's cooler than bein cool?
21:13 < MillerBOSS> SASL is over rated
21:13  * tsarbomba tosses millerboss back down the quarry
21:13 < Gencade> ice cold?
21:13 < DomLS3> ice cooooold
21:13 < MillerBOSS> Too late I filled the quarry in.
21:13 < Hatter> uh oh
21:13 < Hatter> I think I'm getting a tummy ache
21:13 < tsarbomba> different quarry
21:13 < Gencade> Hatter, did you drink too much?
21:14 < tsarbomba> he ate your leftover enchirito
21:14 < Hatter> had kind of a big spicy lunch
21:14 < tsarbomba> see
21:14 < DomLS3> s/?/dick ?
21:14 < Gencade> quesorito
21:14 <+layer-eight> [SED DomLS3/Gencade] Hatter, did you drink too muchdick ?
21:14 < Gencade> I ate that btw
21:14 < tsarbomba> oh
21:14 < Gencade> waiting for the shits
21:14 < Gencade> kinda excited honestly
21:14 < MillerBOSS> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A52p9jc-gOo
21:14 < tsarbomba> t-minus 3...2...
21:14 <+layer-eight> * MillerBOSS →  YouTube → Jackyl - The Lumberjack → ⚘ 5,804,102 ↑ 31,459 ↓ 1,310 ✍ 1,690
21:14 < Gencade> there's no better feeling than taking a big shit
21:14 < tsarbomba> well if it's a solid one
21:14 < tsarbomba> if it comes out in liquid form it's never fun
21:14 < Gencade> tsarbomba, guess that's a good point
21:15 < MillerBOSS> This is what "guys" talk about
21:15 < Gencade> oh well, the damage is done
21:15 < tsarbomba> locker-room talk, millerboss. just like you voted for.
21:15 < MillerBOSS> 100%
21:15 < Gencade> could you imagine this place like ##Linux or something?
21:15 < tsarbomba> grab 'em by the taco
21:15 < Gencade> no personality or nothing
21:15 < Gencade> would suck
21:15 < tsarbomba> oh man isn't ##linux like six forms of cancer
21:15 < MillerBOSS> What? Grab em by the pussy
21:15 < tsarbomba> i don't have good memories of it
21:15 < Gencade> me neither
21:16 < Gencade> that Psi-Jackoff guy
21:16 < Gencade> is from there
21:16 < Gencade> and mods it
21:16 < MillerBOSS> Where is he?
21:16 < Gencade> here
21:16 < Hatter> I bet we could beat up #linux
21:16 < tsarbomba> bahaha he has ops there?
21:16 < MillerBOSS> Psi-Jack 👉 HI!
21:16 < Hatter> someone issue the challenge
21:16 < tsarbomba> fucking hell
21:16 < MillerBOSS> He is still here. Wellcome Psi-Jack
21:16 < MillerBOSS> :)
21:16 < Gencade> Hatter, they'd just Q you
21:16 < Gencade> and move on
21:16 < Hatter> those cowards
21:16 < tsarbomba> it seems like almost every one of the freenode ##channels has some sort of mega-autist in charge
21:16 < Gencade> tsarbomba, like ##chat
21:16 < Hatter> tsarbomba: and freenode itself, in the LiLo days
21:16 < Gencade> ran by that bazhang guy or w/e
21:16 < Hatter> I don't know who is running things now
21:17 < MillerBOSS> I got asked the following morning by some one in that channel or was it ##networking about why I changed my nick 5 times in the evening
21:17 < MillerBOSS> And he wanted to round and round about it
21:17 < tsarbomba> "we have a very strict policy about nick changes"
21:17 < Gencade> MillerBOSS, Psi-Jack did the same to me
21:17 < MillerBOSS> Same to precise
21:17 < Gencade> he's a bit of a cunt
21:17 < tsarbomba> yeah my very first encounter with psi-jack was reading scrollback where he threw a conniption about people changing nicks
21:17 < tsarbomba> it was precious
21:17 < MillerBOSS> Its like dude, hello. Remember you only live once. Maybe you like being a dick for life?
21:17 < Hatter> Psi-Jack: Anything to say for yourself?
21:18 < MillerBOSS> Lol Hatter
21:18 < tsarbomba> dude would have lasted approximately
21:18  * tsarbomba checks calendar
21:18 < xamithan> You don't need to be nick spamming people faggot
21:18 < Gencade> he joined the other day
21:18 < tsarbomba> 15 seconds on efnet
21:18 < Gencade> I wanted to kick him
21:18 < Gencade> but cryptic1 said no
21:18 < Hatter> woaaah xamithan
21:18 < tsarbomba> kenrin!
21:18 < Hatter> where do you think you are
21:18 < Hatter> this is our turf
21:18 < MillerBOSS> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQk9hbI9OLE
21:18 <+layer-eight> * MillerBOSS →  YouTube → Jackyl - Down On Me → ⚘ 2,711,790 ↑ 16,352 ↓ 621 ✍ 782
21:18 < Gencade> kenrin/xamithan is a nazi
21:18 < MillerBOSS> Yeah so?
21:18 < Gencade> so he can fuck himself
21:18 < MillerBOSS> Let him
21:19 < Gencade> like literally kill himself
21:19 < tsarbomba> kenrin, let's go to the store real quick https://i.imgur.com/rAdBint.png
21:19 <+layer-eight> * tsarbomba →  IMAGE/PNG Document, 493,047 bytes
21:19 < Hatter> Gencade: you don't mean that
21:19 < Gencade> Hatter, Yeah I do
21:19 < MillerBOSS> Is that the white picture again/
21:19 < Gencade> all nazi's deserve death
21:19 < Gencade> nazis*
21:19 < tsarbomba> it is.
21:19 <@cryptic1> wtf have I returned to?
21:19 < MillerBOSS> Your channel cryptic1
21:19 < tsarbomba> we're heading to the store, cryptic
21:19 < Hatter> back to work, cryptic1
21:19 < tsarbomba> need anything?
21:19 < MillerBOSS> Get in gear
21:19 < Gencade> cryptic1, lockerroom talk
21:19 <@cryptic1> I am going to turn the room around again
21:19 < Hatter> hehe
21:19 < tsarbomba> do you have vertigo?
21:19 <@cryptic1> dont' force my hand
21:19 <@cryptic1> Code_Man65, right?
21:20 < Gencade> cryptic1, I like your hand
21:20  * MillerBOSS forces you to
21:20 < Gencade> it's your best quality
21:20 < tsarbomba> you spin me right round bb right round
21:20 <@cryptic1> dirty
21:20 < MillerBOSS> Lol Gencade
21:20 < Gencade> you think people will ever just stop using IRC?
21:20 < tsarbomba> i'm giving $boss another 40 minutes to get his purchasing together
21:20 < MillerBOSS> Never
21:20 < tsarbomba> if he doesn't i'm pushing this project to next week
21:20 < MillerBOSS> Next week Friday
21:21 < Gencade> I mean, it is >READONLY()< friday
21:21 < MillerBOSS> No wayz
21:21 < tsarbomba> it's an airgapped system. but i kinda need an OS to, you know, put an OS on it
21:21 < tsarbomba> and we're not supposed to use our VLSC
21:21 < DomLS3> we need mode +v DomLS3 before the room gets turned again
21:22 < MillerBOSS> Explain tsarbomba
21:22 < MillerBOSS> Why not?
21:22 < Gencade> ah voice beggars
21:22 < Hatter> DomLS3: still begging? gross
21:22 < MillerBOSS> We should voice everyone but DomLS3
21:22 < MillerBOSS> ;)
21:22 < DomLS3> -_-
21:22 < Gencade> Surprised we haven't seen linuxdood back
21:22 < Gencade> today
21:22 < DomLS3> MillerBOSS I thought you <3 me
21:22 < tsarbomba> millerboss, the machine is going to end up in the hands of a client ultimately
21:22 < DomLS3> why would you suggest such an atrocity
21:22 < MillerBOSS> Oh I do.
21:22 < Hatter> linuxdood is a sensitive boy, I think you've mistreated him
21:22 < MillerBOSS> Just to see how you react DomLS3
21:22 < tsarbomba> so we don't want our mak keys on it
21:22 < DomLS3> Gencade: oh he won't be back for a long time, if at all
21:23 < tsarbomba> no company OS, no company office version, nada
21:23 < MillerBOSS> Oh I got ya. Just use autokms.exe :P
21:23 < MillerBOSS> kthx
21:23 < tsarbomba> sadly this has to be done by the book
21:23 < DomLS3> s/m/y
21:23 <+layer-eight> [SED DomLS3/MillerBOSS] Oh I got ya. Just use autokys.exe :P
21:23 < tsarbomba> otherwise i'd already have finished
21:23 < Gencade> DomLS3, that sounds like malware
21:23 < tsarbomba> domls3 is really angsting out lately
21:23 < MillerBOSS> DomLS3 👉 Are you gonna make it?
21:23 < tsarbomba> he's been trying to communicate with like 47 people who barely realize he exists via the bot
21:24 < MillerBOSS> HA HA
21:24 < Gencade> tsarbomba, ++++++
21:24 < MillerBOSS> Gencade 👉 👉 👉 👉 👉
21:24 < DomLS3> s/he/aluminum
21:24 <+layer-eight> [SED DomLS3/tsarbomba] aluminum's been trying to communicate with like 47 people who barely realize he exists via the bot
21:24 < DomLS3> wat
21:24 < DomLS3> fail
21:24 < tsarbomba> he must be mega-triggered right now. i wonder where his systolic BP is
21:24 < Hatter> MillerBOSS: Remove DomLS3 from your bot again, he just makes noise with it
21:24 < tsarbomba> probably in the mid-200s
21:24 < Hatter> MillerBOSS: unfunny, boring, noise
21:24 < Hatter> it's a serious offense
21:25 < MillerBOSS> cryptic1 👉 `mute DomLS3
21:25 < Gencade> am i still muted by layer-shit?
21:25 < Gencade> `lucky
21:25  * layer-eight points a 6 chamber revolver with one round loaded at Gencade, and spins (6 slots remaining)
21:25 <+layer-eight> *click* - Looks like you get to live another day Gencade
21:25 < Gencade> Guess not
21:25 < tsarbomba> boom biddy bye bye
21:25 < DomLS3> tsarbomba, please remind everyone what your aerospace engineering background taught you about the release of the SR-71
21:25 < MillerBOSS> `fml
21:25 <+layer-eight> FML Today, I have to use the same techniques to trick my 24-year-old husband into brushing his teeth, as I do my 2-year-old. FML
21:25 < estranger> sr71 in that ass
21:25 < tsarbomba> `lpt
21:25 < DomLS3> in thaaat ass
21:25 < DomLS3> ok new game
21:25 < Gencade> you guys remember when we did that thing with movie titles
21:25 < DomLS3> song lyrics with "in the ass" at the end. GO
21:26 < MillerBOSS> I can set up a CAH bot but it can't be in here
21:26 < Gencade> Better Now in that ass
21:26 < DomLS3> I can feel it, coming in the air tonight... in that ass
21:26 <@cryptic1> not again
21:26 < Gencade> Stay in that ass
21:26 <@cryptic1> fixed
21:26 <@cryptic1> bbl
21:26 < DomLS3> wb
21:26 < DomLS3> in that ass
21:26 < DomLS3> HA
21:27 <@cryptic1> BANT!
21:27 < Gencade> Same Bitches in that ass
21:27 < DomLS3> VOICENT!
21:27 < DomLS3> livin in a gangsta's paradise in that ass
21:27 < Hatter> DomLS3: stop saying things for a while
21:27 < Hatter> it really is a bit much
21:27 < DomLS3> Hatter: then /part, snowflake
21:28 < Gencade> Settle this in #donger
21:28 < DomLS3> yes, where DomLS3 is king
21:28 < Hatter> DomLS3: do this fun exercise, try to pretend your someone else, and read everything you've said in the last 10 minutes, see how embarrassed you should feel
21:28 < DomLS3> Hatter: Out of anyone where, that's literally the advice you should take yourself
21:28 < Hatter> you're a quick wit aren't you
21:29 < tsarbomba> sometimes i like to attribute levels of self-awareness to people who clearly do not possess them
21:29 < DomLS3> You post nothing but snowflakey, butthurt stuff
21:29 < MillerBOSS> Hatter 👉 You are funny. This is not serious chat.
21:29 < Gencade> .:Hatter:. linuxdood is a sensitive boy, I think you've mistreated him
21:29 < GreyKite> my nips are chafed and this makes me cranky
21:29 < Hatter> oh I'm not so serious, but DomLS3 really is just noise
21:30 < GreyKite> Hatter: why do you care?
21:30 < vinrock> "I once got a call from an upset user, who complained that the departmental server in their office area kept showing messages about dead children. She'd had a family tragedy recently and, very understandably, the messages were distressing her.
21:30 < GreyKite> serious question
21:30 < vinrock> The server console messages in question were of the form "child process nnn died". I explained what they meant and that they were were quite normal. I declined her request to rewrite the operating system, but I adjusted the display settings and affixed a label "Dumb terminal - brightness has been turned down"."
21:30 < tsarbomba> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vb3GVjo-xAo
21:30 < Gencade> GreyKite, Is that a real problem
21:30 < GreyKite> just /ignore?
21:30 <+layer-eight> * tsarbomba →  YouTube → The Office. Bleeding nipples → ⚘ 8,843 ↑ 9 ↓ 2 ✍ 0
21:30 < Hatter> GreyKite: it's boring, the worst crime of all
21:30 < GreyKite> Gencade: yes
21:30 < Gencade> I always thought it was something fat people made up
21:30 < vinrock> s/up/up in the butt
21:30 <+layer-eight> [SED vinrock/Gencade] I always thought it was something fat people made up in the butt
21:31 < Gencade> :o
21:31 < GreyKite> Gencade: pulled a foul bachelor frog and rode my bibs two days in a row, chapped nips
21:31 < tsarbomba> i have no idea what greykite just said
21:31 < GreyKite> tsarbomba: and that's ok
21:31 < DomLS3> Apparently Hatter thinks I'm an asshole
21:31 < DomLS3> That hurts my feelings ya know
21:31 < F34RInc> GreyKite, now thats a quality meme.
21:31 < Gencade> DomLS3, do you need a shoulder to cry on?
21:31 < DomLS3> so terribly rude and you should't say hateful things like that
21:32 < GreyKite> F34RInc: huh?
21:32 < DomLS3> Gencade: No thanks I've got your mom's shoulder to cry on
21:32 < Gencade> :p
21:32 <@cryptic1> oh god damn
21:32 < F34RInc> GreyKite, Foul bachelor frog is hilarious
21:32 < DomLS3> ruh roh
21:33 < DomLS3> how bout them microsoft products?
21:33 < Gencade> DNS
21:33 < DomLS3> DHCP
21:33 < GreyKite> cryptic1: hi
21:33 < Gencade> SCCM
21:33 < Hatter> DomLS3: the truth is I'm just very vindictive, and I'm probably on your case because you were rude to me, maybe just once
21:34 < Gencade> Hatter, you have to let things roll off your shoulders on the internet
21:34 < zerocool> is md over irc a thing?
21:34 < Hatter> Gencade: that's no fun, it's all just a game
21:34 < vavkamil> what is md?
21:34 < GreyKite> Hatter: how do you sustain the energy for that kind of hate?
21:34 < zerocool> markdown
21:34 < Hatter> hate?
21:35 < GreyKite> vindictiveness?
21:35 < vavkamil> markdown over irc/
21:35 < Hatter> I'm a sweetheart
21:35 < tsarbomba> got my OS
21:35 < zerocool> i like that part of slack and slack-like apps, for code blocks
21:35 < vavkamil> more like how I can turn off emojis in hexchat
21:35 < tsarbomba> guess i'm installing 1803 after all
21:36 < zerocool> tsarbomba: did you block it
21:37 < Bru-> crap
21:37 < zerocool> im worried, we were told that our main software will not run on 1803, i did my best to stop it... im just waiting, worried it'll happen anyway
21:37 < Bru-> so, was migrating a mailbox in exchange 2016 to a different DB
21:37 < Bru-> server crashed mid-migration
21:37 < Bru-> cant connect to mailbox anymore :(
21:37 < Gencade> yikes
21:37 < Bru-> not deleted or disconnected
21:37 < F34RInc> F
21:37 < Gencade> That's a situation
21:37 < Bru-> cant create another move, cant login via owa
21:38 < Gencade> I'd suggest indeed.com
21:38 < Bru-> havent had much luck via google
21:38 < Gencade> do you have access to logs?
21:38 < Bru-> yeah
21:38 < Bru-> exchange thinks its still being moved
21:38 < vinrock> does dell no longer allow you to just spec out machines?
21:38 < Bru-> but nary an open batch
21:38 < Gencade> hm
21:39 < tsarbomba> not blocked, the ISO i have to use is 1803
21:39 < vinrock> any time i click customize & but it wont let me customize shit
21:39 < tsarbomba> i thought my link would work for an earlier version but oh well
21:39 < vinrock> but/buy
21:39 < tsarbomba> if the software doesn't work under 1803 that's a (((developer))) problem
21:39 < rhqq> ay way
21:39 < GreyKite> tsarbomba: heh
21:40 < abakedapplepie> TRIGGERED
21:41 < estranger> guys.. whats 1803 :I
21:41 < rhqq> win 10 release
21:41 < estranger> ahh!
21:41 < estranger> thx
21:41 < rhqq> they have 1 month ahead ubuntu schedule
21:41 < abakedapplepie> and now i feel like a fucking moron
21:42 < abakedapplepie> i never realized ubuntu releases were dates
21:42 < rhqq> xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
21:42 < abakedapplepie> same for windows
21:42 < abakedapplepie> wow
21:42 < abakedapplepie> somewhere in the back of my mind a little voice asks "why do all these ubuntu versions end in .04, thats odd"
21:42 < abakedapplepie> every time i use ubuntu
21:43 < rhqq> did you know every consecutive release name starts with next letter in the alphabet? :P
21:43 < DomLS3> estranger: garbage. 1803 is garbage
21:43 < abakedapplepie> yes
21:43 < abakedapplepie> lol
21:43 < MillerBOSS> Hey losers. Card Against Humanity bot in ##reddit-sysadmin-quarantine
21:43 < estranger> im just out of hte loop.. what sucks about it? tldr
21:43 < rhqq> it's windows
21:43 < DomLS3> Bru-: you'll probably have to do a defrag/repair on the database
21:43 < rhqq> :P
21:43 < estranger> rhqq, thats why im out of the loop =)
21:44 < rhqq> and that's why it's also the answer ;p
21:44 < estranger> im still interested in it though, just havent spend any cycles on windows in a couple years
21:44 < rhqq> feels good, huh?
21:44 < rhqq> it's 10 years since i abadonned windows for reals
21:45 < estranger> i mean.. exchange/ad/server has come a looong way, it was pretty fun when i stopped :o
21:45 < estranger> i mean.. i still ran haproxy and ha-linux in front of half hte services... but yeah :)
21:45 < rhqq> btw, spacex in 30min
21:45 < estranger> what's launching? are they landing?
21:46 < rhqq> yeah
21:46 < rhqq> on ocisly
21:46 < rhqq> 1st bangladesh' satellite
21:46 < estranger> sweet
21:46 < estranger> <3
21:46 < rhqq> banglagangbangish name for the thing though
21:46 < rhqq> i cant remember
21:46 < rhqq> xD
21:46 < estranger> wait is this the block 5?
21:46 < rhqq> YES
21:46 < estranger> OH
21:46 < rhqq> first launch
21:47 < estranger> yeah.. i like hte black on it, looks dope
21:47 < rhqq> well, the first attempt was yesterday but system called for an abort
21:47 < rhqq> immediately after it took over
21:47 < estranger> oh good, i would have missed it
21:47 < corn266> Gencade you've been challenged on donger
21:47 < rhqq> install spacex app
21:47 < estranger> rocket has control
21:47 < estranger> launch cancelled
21:47 < estranger> heh
21:47 < rhqq> it reminds you of launches and notifies of hot reddit threads and tweets and shit
21:47 < estranger> rhqq, good idea
21:48 < Hatter> launch soon?
21:48 < rhqq> ya, 25m
21:48 < rhqq> estranger: im using spacexnow
21:48 < MillerBOSS> corn266 👉 Join ##reddit-sysadmin-quarantine
21:48 < estranger> rhqq, spacexnow ?
21:48 < estranger> oh
21:48 < estranger> haha
21:48 < estranger> cool
21:48 < rhqq> =]
21:49 < rhqq> eh, sometimes i wish i wasnt working remotely all the time
21:49 < rhqq> it'd be fun to be working with one of you guys in the office
21:49 < rhqq> well, not with cryptic1 but aside of him
21:49 < rhqq> why not
21:49 < estranger> i wfh or meet up w/ companies .. i love it
21:50 < estranger> i dont think i could go back to an office
21:50 < rhqq> i miss the chatter
21:50 < rhqq> i miss foosball
21:50 < rhqq> i miss slacking my ass off on mondays
21:50 < Hatter> I HATE foosball
21:50 < MillerBOSS> Gencade 👉 join ##reddit-sysadmin-quarantine
21:50 < Hatter> maybe you guys are right, maybe I do have anger issues
21:50 < rhqq> ok Hatter, you're joining cryptic1 on my list ;ppp
21:50 < DomLS3> s/anger/snowflake
21:50 <+layer-eight> [SED DomLS3/Hatter] maybe you guys are right, maybe I do have snowflake issues
21:51 < Hatter> so is snowflake the new word in place for troll when someone can't think of anything clever to say?
21:51 < rhqq> it's been 5 years since i started working remotely only
21:51 < Bru-> DomLS3: was afraid of that
21:51 < Bru-> oh well
21:51 < Bru-> thanks man!
21:51 < Bru-> ill run one this weekend
21:51 < rhqq> Bru-: how are your brews ;p
21:51 < DomLS3> Bru-: np
21:51 < Bru-> Strange.
21:51 < Bru-> :D
21:56 < rhqq> webcast starts soon
21:57 < Hatter> should I leave work early or stay to watch the rocket show?
21:57 < Hatter> tough decision
21:57 < The_Dv8or> sup
21:57 < rhqq> soup
21:57 < The_Dv8or> nuts
21:58 < rhqq> o
21:58 < rhqq> i'd stay
21:59 < The_Dv8or> what exactly is the rocket show
21:59 < GreyKite> I'm guessing SpaceX
21:59 < rhqq> aye
22:08 < scwizard> #!/usr/bin/perl -w # Copyright (C) 2015 Richard W.M. Jones <rjones@redhat.com>
22:08 < scwizard> why the fuck are you writing perl in 2018 Richard W.M. Jones?
22:08 < scwizard> ok 2015 still
22:09 < scwizard> aww fuck
22:09 < scwizard> this shit is GPLed
22:09 < rhqq> perl
22:09 < rhqq> awww
22:10 < xamithan> You'd think a dude with redhat email would be writing python at least
22:10 < rhqq> not really
22:10 < catbeard> oh naw
22:10 < scwizard> GPL so annoying
22:10 < scwizard> if anything in the thing is GPLed that means the whole shebang is basically
22:10 < steevo> anybody have advice on getting powershell startup scripts working with group policy?
22:11 < Casteil> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQEqKZ7CJlk space-x launch in about 2 minutes
22:11 <+layer-eight> * Casteil →  YouTube → Bangabandhu Satellite-1 Mission → ⚘ 50,656 ↑ 6,303 ↓ 78 ✍ 0
22:12 < scwizard> marco
22:12 < scwizard> ok my internets are back
22:13 < AnimalFarmPig> Bangabandhu? Some kind of Indian satellite?
22:13 < scwizard> ok the rest is MIT
22:13 < scwizard> see
22:13 < scwizard> https://salsa.debian.org/cloud-team/vagrant-boxes/blob/master/packer-virtualbox-vagrant/LICENCE
22:13 <+layer-eight> * scwizard →  packer-virtualbox-vagrant/LICENCE · master · Cloud Team / vagrant-boxes · GitLab
22:14 < rhqq> kaboooom
22:14 < scwizard> https://gitlab.com/paul-reviewpush/vagrant/blob/master/packer-virtualbox-vagrant/scripts/import2vbox.pl
22:14 <+layer-eight> * scwizard →  ⚓  https://gitlab.com/users/sign_in → Sign in · GitLab
22:14 < scwizard> oops wrong repo
22:14 < scwizard> this fucking perl script needs to be GPLed
22:14 < scwizard> https://salsa.debian.org/cloud-team/vagrant-boxes/blob/master/packer-virtualbox-vagrant/scripts/import2vbox.pl
22:14 <+layer-eight> * scwizard →  packer-virtualbox-vagrant/scripts/import2vbox.pl · master · Cloud Team / vagrant-boxes · GitLab
22:16 < scwizard> there's a seperate repo for that script tho
22:16 < scwizard> https://github.com/EmmanuelKasper/import2vbox
22:16 <+layer-eight> * scwizard →  GitHub → EmmanuelKasper → import2vbox → This script lets you import a virtual machine disk image to VirtualBox → @ ~ 5 months ago → Perl → ✡ 3
22:19 < MillerBOSS> Am I wrong here in expecting Microsoft to have more details on this driver update? https://www.catalog.update.microsoft.com/ScopedViewInline.aspx?updateid=4b6e927f-ac78-49db-b925-a51d2a0d842d now running WSUS I see all driver updates have no helpful documentation
22:19 <+layer-eight> * MillerBOSS →  Microsoft Update Catalog
22:22 < AnimalFarmPig> SpaceX launches are kind of like NASCAR. I pretty much only watch for the crashes. Too bad there are never crashes when I watch :(
22:22 < rhqq> haha
22:22 < rhqq> majority of people started to get interested into all that
22:22 < rhqq> because they all came for explosions
22:22 < rhqq> ;p
22:22 < AnimalFarmPig> although, feed from the first stage keeps going down, makes me hopeful
22:22 < tsarbomba> and the siiiiign said long-haired freaky people need not apply...
22:22 < AnimalFarmPig> dammit
22:22 < rhqq> eh, they made it again
22:23 < AnimalFarmPig> maybe the boat will sink
22:23 < tsarbomba> y u h8 science
22:23 < AnimalFarmPig> I don't hate science, just Elon Musk
22:23 < Gencade> make IRC great again
22:23 <@Code_Man65> How do we go about making IRC great again?
22:23 < Gencade> Code_Man65, ban cryptic1
22:23 < AnimalFarmPig> build a wall and make reddit pay for it?
22:24 <@Code_Man65> Gencade:  Nope, that won't do it
22:24 < Gencade> Code_Man65, do you have any ideas then?
22:24 <@Code_Man65> Yes, yes I do.
22:24 < Gencade> :(
22:24 <@Code_Man65> Oh come on, you KNEW that was coming
22:24 < Gencade> D:
22:25 < Gencade> :'(
22:25 < corn266> add more (/) (°,,°) (/)
22:26 < lem0n> anyone here experienced with printbrm?`
22:26 < Gencade> Code_Man65, you make me sad
22:26 < Gencade> kicking me around
22:27 < DomLS3> s/printbrm/bdsm
22:27 <+layer-eight> [SED DomLS3/lem0n] anyone here experienced with bdsm?`
22:27 < Gencade> yes
22:28 < lem0n> its a pain
22:28 < Gencade> in the ass
22:28 < lem0n> it keeps getting hung on queues
22:29 < Gencade> OwO
22:30 < dragonfleas> today is a struggle
22:30 < dragonfleas> i've been trying to work on building our golden image all day
22:30 < dragonfleas> but i've gotten calls from accounting every fucking hour
22:30 < dragonfleas> because they all just moved computers
22:31 < dragonfleas> and they're like "WERE R MY QUIKBOOKS CONNECT I AM EROR HELP"
22:31 < dragonfleas> jesus christ
22:31 < dragonfleas> IQBD
22:31 < dragonfleas> improvised quick books device
22:32 < xamithan> Ask them to put in a change request to move computers and tell them it is read-only friday
22:32 < dragonfleas> the change request is my phone
22:32 < tsarbomba> final solution friday?
22:32 < dragonfleas> i'm sole-role
22:33 < dragonfleas> tsarbomba, 1488 friday?
22:33 < Hatter> Do I have to use GlobalProtect for Palo ALto VPN connectivity?
22:33 < AnimalFarmPig> never go full nazi
22:34 < Hatter> can I just configure a tunnel manually?
22:34 < lem0n> wonder what it would be like to work primarily on linux servers in the enterprise rather than windows
22:34 < giant_it_burrit> Hatter: you can
22:34 < giant_it_burrit> native android clients will work
22:35 < Hatter> thanks
22:39 < gnupluslinux> yall ever feel like you're making documentation for children?
22:39 < gnupluslinux> with color coding and outlines and shit?
22:39 < am0nrahx> gnupluslinux constantly
22:39 < estranger> oo pretty colors, more plz
22:40 < am0nrahx> Teachers are very smart, but also very dumb.
22:40 < rhqq> wut
22:40 < gnupluslinux> PhEd is supposed to be the easiest Ph to get
22:41 < Hatter> cheers guys
22:41 < estranger> have a good weekend
22:41 < gnupluslinux> cya
22:41 < gnupluslinux> im out in 20
22:42 < gnupluslinux> tempted to just duck now
22:42 < corn266> same here gnupluslinux
22:42 < tsarbomba> https://i.imgur.com/Ys7gsqO.jpg
22:42 <+layer-eight> * tsarbomba →  IMAGE/JPEG Document, 68,857 bytes
22:42 < tsarbomba> cannot unsee
22:43 < estranger> lol
22:43 < hxcsp> wow
22:44 < gnupluslinux> haha
22:48 < Sousapro> anyone know a good way to have things flow between domain PCs like they do if you're on a home PC and signed into a microsoft account (eg. your wallpaper and theme follow you around)
22:48 < Sousapro> and a standard roaming profile doesn't count lol\
22:49 < vinrock> uh
22:49 < vinrock> thats the answer tho
22:52 < abakedapplepie> sanity check
22:52 < abakedapplepie> there is no 24:00:00 right
22:52 < abakedapplepie> it goes 23:59:59 to 00:00:00
22:52 < abakedapplepie> unless we have a leap second
22:52 < rhqq> no
22:53 < rhqq> then its 23:60
22:53 < abakedapplepie> oh
22:53 < rhqq> sorry, 33:59:60
22:53 < rhqq> 23
22:53 < rhqq> fsck
22:53 < rhqq> xD
22:53 < rhqq> fat fingers
22:53 < abakedapplepie> ok
22:53 < rhqq> 23:59:60
22:53 < rhqq> it looks weird as fuck
22:53 < rhqq> but well
22:53 < abakedapplepie> yeah
22:53 < abakedapplepie> i remember that now
22:53 < abakedapplepie> and leap seconds are weird as fuck
22:53 < abakedapplepie> lol
22:54 < rhqq> i remember they caused massive outage in 2011
22:54 < rhqq> all the A10 load balancers went out of sync
22:54 < abakedapplepie> lol
22:54 < scwizard> eww
22:54 < scwizard> packer only supports json not YML
22:55 < abakedapplepie> its too bad we cant go back in time and fix datetime measurement
22:55 < scwizard> ok it's only 60 lines of json
22:55 < scwizard> not that bad
22:55 < rhqq> json is not bad in general
22:55 < rhqq> but lack of last comma is frustrating
22:55 < rhqq> xD
22:55 < abakedapplepie> extremely
22:56 < abakedapplepie> but otherwise i like json a lot
22:56 < rhqq> yeah, just | jq
22:56 < abakedapplepie> most decent languages can interact with json directly
22:56 < abakedapplepie> which is nice
22:56 < abakedapplepie> and it can be very human readable
22:57 < admiralspark> anyone here use PIV cards?
22:57 < admiralspark> or SmartCards for AD auth?
22:57 < abakedapplepie> whats that
22:57 < abakedapplepie> oh
22:57 < technonerd> Penis in vagina card
22:57 < admiralspark> ^^
22:57 < admiralspark> pretty much except not sexy
22:57 < dragonfleas> ya'll remember this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WPCLda_erI
22:57 <+layer-eight> * dragonfleas →  YouTube → Trance - 009 Sound System Dreamscape → ⚘ 33,935,290 ↑ 160,640 ↓ 21,318 ✍ 48,778
22:57 < admiralspark> I have the GPO for "require smart card" enabled but it still allows password auth without it
22:58 < dragonfleas> U N R E G I S T E R E D   H Y P E R C A M   2
22:58 < rhqq> dragonfleas: doesnt ring any bell
23:00 < rhqq> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LhaXf3iTHo this one though
23:00 <+layer-eight> * rhqq →  YouTube → Requiem for a Dream (original song) → ⚘ 4,354,766 ↑ 34,765 ↓ 1,344 ✍ 1,249
23:00 < rhqq> it was everywhere back then -.-'
23:00 < dragonfleas> rhqq, truuuu
23:00 < dragonfleas> back when youtube was pure
23:01 < estranger> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36woFFYhTvY
23:01 < dragonfleas> Y O U T U B E B R O A D C A S T Y O U R S E L F
23:01 <+layer-eight> * estranger →  YouTube → Icy Hot Stuntaz - "Tru Pimpin" (2001) → ⚘ 35,577 ↑ 84 ↓ 95 ✍ 41
23:18 < MikeSpears> Need some pfsense help, is felda around?
23:18 < dragonfleas> go to felda.io
23:18 < dragonfleas> or cryptic1backto.work
23:18 < MikeSpears> Lol
23:22 < mal_will> I've been coming back to this between meetings today, and man https://blog.benjojo.co.uk/post/scan-ping-the-internet-hilbert-curve
23:22 <+layer-eight> * mal_will →  Mapping the whole internet with Hilbert curves
23:22 < mal_will> this is insane
23:25 < MillerBOSS> Thats got felda written all over it view-source:http://cryptic1backto.work/
23:25 <+layer-eight> * MillerBOSS →  W3.CSS
23:25 < rhqq> xD
23:25 < MillerBOSS> MikeSpears 👉 Whats the issue?
23:26 < MikeSpears> Need to figure out the best way to get three sites talking to each other. They're all running pfsense
23:26 < estranger> ip over carrier pigeon
23:27 < MillerBOSS> Site to site VPN
23:27 < rhqq> ipsec
23:27 < MikeSpears> Well duh MillerBOSS
23:27 < MillerBOSS> OK smarty pants
23:27 < MikeSpears> Just trying to figure out the best way to get it done
23:27 < MikeSpears> IPSEC or OpenVPN?
23:27 < estranger> PPTP w/ CHAP
23:28 < MikeSpears> estranger: I'm dumb. Not retarded.
23:28 < MikeSpears> Lol
23:28 < MillerBOSS> Isn't that then just a matter of preference?
23:28 < MikeSpears> I don't really have a preference either way tbh
23:28 < rhqq> ipsec, may be good if in the future you decide to open up to aws
23:28 < estranger> basically.. both are good
23:29 < estranger> can you do split-tunnel/routes w openvpn? i assume so
23:29 < MillerBOSS> https://www.reddit.com/r/PFSENSE/comments/5chk0c/s2s_vpn_openvpn_vs_ipsec/
23:29 <+layer-eight> * MillerBOSS →  reddit: the front page of the internet
23:29 < MillerBOSS> https://medium.com/@dEad0r/measuring-performance-of-site-to-site-vpn-tunnels-between-pfsense-vms-b484ba425aff
23:29 <+layer-eight> * MillerBOSS →  Measuring performance of site-to-site VPN tunnels between pfSense VMs
23:29 < admiralspark> ooo MillerBOSS are we taking the piss with felda again?
23:29 < MillerBOSS> Looks like IPSec for speed if that is needed
23:30 < MillerBOSS> Sure
23:30 < estranger> interesting
23:31 < MillerBOSS> https://forum.pfsense.org/index.php?topic=144816.0
23:31  * MillerBOSS shrugs
23:31 < admiralspark> MikeSpears: use ipsec.
23:31 < estranger> that article is really interesting.. i didnt know 3des sucked on modern cpus
23:32 < rhqq> yeah
23:32 < rhqq> well
23:33 < admiralspark> I love Openvpn for client/server model but IPSec is the de-facto standard. And using it with IKEv2 has a lot more options when it comes to real-world shit that breaks your coorporate vpn
23:33 < admiralspark> If you want seamless for the end users, use SSTP ;)
23:33 < estranger> that's what I thought... ipsec can offload some encryption onto the hardware... if you have the right hardware.  guess 3des doesnt support that, that i didnt know
23:33 < MillerBOSS> If I want to learn josn and API type services what subject should I learn up on?
23:34 < admiralspark> estranger: they both can offload AES-NI. But 3DES stuff is a whole
23:34 < DomLS3> PHP/.NET
23:34 < MillerBOSS> s/josn/json
23:34 < estranger> first off its json =)
23:34 <+layer-eight> [SED MillerBOSS] If I want to learn json and API type services what subject should I learn up on?
23:34 < admiralspark> 'nother ballgame
23:34 < MillerBOSS> Thanks estranger
23:34 < estranger> MillerBOSS, whatever you do dont fall for the mongo bson trap
23:34 < admiralspark> MillerBOSS: like RESTful API's? Interacting with them or programming them?
23:34 < rhqq> estranger: what you mean
23:34 < MillerBOSS> Yes exactly admiralspark
23:35 < estranger> friends dont let friends use mongo
23:35 < rhqq> im using mongo for last um 8 years
23:35 < estranger> im sorry
23:35 < rhqq> it behaves better than any other db system i manage
23:35 < estranger> actually mongo is great tech for small to medium sized stuff
23:35 < rhqq> i had shards, clusters, replicas
23:35 < estranger> yeah sharding is just stupid in general IMO
23:35 < admiralspark> MillerBOSS: I'd spend time with python and Jinja2 http://jinja.pocoo.org/docs/2.10/ plus Flask: https://auth0.com/blog/developing-restful-apis-with-python-and-flask/
23:35 <+layer-eight> * admiralspark →  Developing RESTful APIs with Python and Flask
23:35 <+layer-eight> * admiralspark →  Welcome to Jinja2 — Jinja2 Documentation (2.10)
23:35 < rhqq> estranger: sharding is awesome
23:36 < estranger> if you are going to distribute you db from the start why use shitty sharding .. theres much better partitioning methods
23:36 < estranger> plus its master slave so you dont get linear scale
23:36 < estranger> have fun on write heavy workloads
23:36 < MillerBOSS> Thanks admiralspark
23:36 < scwizard> mongo is fine if you understand it
23:36 < rhqq> well i have mostly reads
23:36 < estranger> or multi active dc with alternating which shard master is on what region
23:36 < rhqq> lol
23:36 < rhqq> shards on different regions?
23:36 < rhqq> thats insane
23:36 < scwizard> but for a while it was a fad and people were migrating mysql to mongo for the sake of being fancy
23:37 < rhqq> yeah
23:37 < admiralspark> MillerBOSS: /r/python has some good discussions too :)
23:37 < rhqq> hipster web2.0
23:37 < estranger> rhqq, google "mongo active active" and look at the offical blog from mongo on it
23:37 < estranger> rhqq, https://www.mongodb.com/blog/post/active-active-application-architectures-with-mongodb
23:37 < scwizard> the curernt thing is AI
23:37 <+layer-eight> * estranger →  Active-Active Application Architectures with MongoDB | MongoDB
23:37 < scwizard> my former company was trying to into AI for the sake of being into AI
23:37 < scwizard> they hired like 7 people
23:37 < MillerBOSS> I've shared this before but I really need a one on one talk with someone as I have many questions that simple Google search's do not answer admiralspark and I'd pay
23:37 < estranger> they actually say thats the best way to do active active of any DB setup. bwhaha
23:37 < scwizard> that as far as I could tell accomplished fuckcall
23:37 < scwizard> really smart people
23:37 < scwizard> terrible fucking management
23:38 < estranger> master/slave and active/active/active just doesn't mix
23:38 < rhqq> estranger: well, i dont really need master-master thing anyway
23:38 < Nightcinder> https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/OVAgnJEU/image.png new toyyy
23:38 < estranger> then mongo is a good fit
23:38 <+layer-eight> * Nightcinder →  IMAGE/PNG Document, 1,091,609 bytes
23:38 < Nightcinder> thanks layer-eight
23:38 < rhqq> my writes are minimal
23:38 < rhqq> 95%+ are reads
23:38 < admiralspark> MillerBOSS: if it's about building a restful API I'm not a very good one to reference, I've only labbed some stuff
23:38 < rhqq> so i can have geo-distributed slaves
23:38 < MillerBOSS> That png could be an exe
23:38 < estranger> gross, but if that works for you, cool :)
23:38 < admiralspark> hmmm
23:38 < rhqq> writes to database go through intermediate step anyway
23:38 < MillerBOSS> Just programming in general. admiralspark
23:39 < rhqq> reads are "local" to the geo-distributed servers
23:39 < MillerBOSS> Its very overwhelming to me
23:39 < admiralspark> ahh
23:39 < admiralspark> have you done codeacademy stuff?
23:39 < MillerBOSS> No
23:39 < admiralspark> do you have/use/know any languages currently?
23:39 < estranger> masterless shared nothing architectures are the only way to go for distributed databases IMO.  Sharding is a pain in the ass.
23:39 < MillerBOSS> But I am the kind of person that asks why  A LOT. I want to know how it works and why to understand better
23:39 < MillerBOSS> No not really admiralspark
23:40 < rhqq> estranger: sharding is awesome when you have lots of data to query through
23:40 < rhqq> but now im testing something new on my free time
23:40 < estranger> setting up, maintaining, and scaling shards is not awesome..
23:40 < rhqq> mongo has that new ram-only storage engine
23:40 < admiralspark> also MillerBOSS, this sounds loaded and it sort of is but, what problem do you have that you'd like to sort out with code? I did two years of learning programming in school but it never clicked until I found a shitty task I hated, and I learned to automate it. When you see real results, it's a dawn-breaks-over-the-land moment
23:41 < admiralspark> much more so than any professor explaining it ever did
23:41 < rhqq> shards work out of the box for me now, nothing fancy since we've decided on sharding keys
23:41 < admiralspark> I could chat w/ you but not rn, work is keeping me busy. Discord maybe?
23:42 < MillerBOSS> Sure there are things I want to solve. Like say pull a csv file off a FTP ES server, remove all columns but A and B then add to a network SMB share. Just one example
23:43 < admiralspark> oh man
23:43 < admiralspark> that I can probably help with
23:43 < admiralspark> let me get you some homework first though, one sec
23:45 < admiralspark> MillerBOSS: https://www.codecademy.com/learn/learn-python Run through a bit of this first. You'll need to learn the basic syntax which this will explain better than I
23:45 <+layer-eight> * admiralspark →  Learn Python | Codecademy
23:45 < MillerBOSS> OK cool
23:45 < MillerBOSS> Thanks
23:46 < admiralspark> CA does a good job explaining things and their examples are decent. Another good reference for later on when you have time is https://automatetheboringstuff.com/ his book is released free
23:46 <+layer-eight> * admiralspark →  Automate the Boring Stuff with Python
23:47 < MillerBOSS> I don't understand discord much as I don't use it often but I am here https://discord.gg/6cXAHG
23:47 <+layer-eight> * MillerBOSS →  ⚓  https://discordapp.com/invite/6cXAHG → Discord
23:47 < MillerBOSS> I will check it out now
23:47 < admiralspark> But yeah, that FTP project is perfect. Remind me later too
23:47 < admiralspark> oh
23:48 < admiralspark> I'm still working for the next few hours and then drinks after, I'll pop in tomorrow on Discord or I'll ping you here
23:48 < MillerBOSS> No rush sir. Thanks for your offer and help
23:49 < admiralspark> npnp
23:50 < admiralspark> I'm all about helping people automate themselves out of a job ;)
23:50 < MillerBOSS> Yeah for sure eh
23:51 < admiralspark> making life easier is why we have computers in the first place, in all seriousness though haha. So yeah
23:51 < MillerBOSS> Plus with Python in the projects I built for random tools from GitHub whats the deal with two versions of python that are near incompatible with each other?
23:52 < MillerBOSS> Yes you are right
23:54 < Casteil> frickin universim
23:54 < Casteil> 4 years since the kickstarter 3 years of "alpha", now it's going to be on steam "early access" in august? lol
23:55 < admiralspark> MillerBOSS: the whole Python 2/3 thing is rubbish at this point. For 90% of python code out there, it's directly compatible. The conversion tools work well and the biggest difference you'll likely run into is the print statement (printing text to wherever).
23:55 < admiralspark> CodeAcademy teaches python2 I think but python 3 writes nearly exactly the same
23:55 < MillerBOSS> OK.
23:55 < admiralspark> I cut over to v3 and never looked back, even used an online tool to convert my code with 100% success rate :)
23:55 < MillerBOSS> I am getting these videos Automate\ the\ Boring\ Stuff\ with\ Python\ Programming/
23:56 < admiralspark> yeah, those are good iirc. Haven;'t watched in a long time
23:56 < Casteil> they're still touting it as a "galactic" type game and after 4+ years they haven't even gotten it out of their prehistoric mechanics
23:56 < MillerBOSS> Thats another issue I have. Attention span reading is like 5 minutes
23:56 < DomLS3> hey fuckheads
23:56 < DomLS3> it's 4 minutes to quittin time
23:56 < MillerBOSS> Unless I am reading DomLS3 shitting s/ commands
23:56 < admiralspark> yeah, I can't read books about it but codeacademy wasnt bad MillerBOSS
23:56 < MillerBOSS> ;0
23:56 < admiralspark> DomLS3: 3 more hours :(
23:57 < MillerBOSS> The date & time is currently: Friday, May 11, 2018 at 4:57:00 PM
23:57 < Casteil> Protip: Don't bother with python 2
23:57 < DomLS3> s/codeacademy/dickinbutt
23:57 <+layer-eight> [SED DomLS3/admiralspark] yeah, I can't read books about it but dickinbutt wasnt bad MillerBOSS
23:57 < DomLS3> speaking of shitting s/ commands
23:57 < DomLS3> heyooo
23:58 < MillerBOSS> It sucks this is flash http://www.hiyoooo.com/
23:58 <+layer-eight> * MillerBOSS →  Hiyoooo!
23:58 < MillerBOSS> I want to make that site over again but no flash
23:59 < lem0n> seriously, anybody ever used printbrm to migrate hundreds/thousands of print queues and drivers?
23:59 < admiralspark> I
23:59 < admiralspark> what
23:59 < lem0n> what?
23:59 < admiralspark> I want to ask why
23:59 < MillerBOSS> What?
23:59 < admiralspark> but I also don't want to know the use case for thousands of print queues
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