--- Log opened Sun May 13 00:00:18 2018
00:02 < admiralspark> sorry for tagging you :P
00:02 < admiralspark> anyway I'll check back
00:05 < mal_will> Am I still muted?
00:05 < czarbomba> muted as in +q?
00:05 < czarbomba> no
00:06 < czarbomba> were you a bad monkey?
00:07 < mal_will> I mouthed off to gencade
00:07 < mal_will> Thought I might have been muted for the debacle
00:09 < czarbomba> gencade was a drunk monkey
00:09 <+NinjaStyle> voidstar: that's just like your opinion man
00:09 < mal_will> Probably czarbomba
00:13 < MikeSpears> Sup fools
00:13 < MikeSpears> Even tho I gotta go back to work in a few, and can't have my phone out in the call center (PCI compliant enviroment)
00:22 < m4221> Hello team, I need a 2nd monitor now
00:23 < rhqq> 2nd? savage
00:23 < m4221> rhqq: tell me to go to hell for it
01:03 < czarbomba> anyone here fixin to go viral
01:03 < mal_will> Me
01:03 < mal_will> Woooorldstaaaaar
01:05 < czarbomba> within the context of the larger fictional world represented therein, i think having the daughter become a spy was the most satisfying outcome
01:05 < czarbomba> in the americans
01:53 < czarbomba> are white people born with the innate ability to square dance
01:59 < catbeard> certainly not
02:00 < catbeard> https://soundcloud.com/dubrocca
02:00 < catbeard> headphone land my man
02:01 < czarbomba> https://i.imgur.com/ubysCmM.jpg
02:01 < czarbomba> r/riskyclicks
02:02 <+NinjaStyle> I'm a sleepy boi
02:07 < czarbomba> cocaine or slap
02:11 < bomb> cocaine
02:14 <+NinjaStyle> I just woke up from a nap
02:32 < pcspkr> man, sometimes you just read weird things that really make you go "hmm"
02:32 < pcspkr> "In 2018 the relevance of ALL configuration management tools is decreasing"
02:33 < pcspkr> does this guy live in docker
02:36 < aleph-> Wotcha' mates!
02:36 < aleph-> pcspkr: Yes. He lives in a stripped down alpine container
02:45 < czarbomba> i think killer mike is my soul-twin
02:47 < pcspkr> I think there's a pretty big rift between standard sysadmins supporting standard enterprise shit vs. developers writing their own shit and infra for it
02:48 < czarbomba> (((DEVELOPERS)))
02:52 < czarbomba> is precise down in his rape dungeon again
03:38 < czarbomba> don't stick yr clay in crazy
03:44 < Sousapro> czarbomba: best advice I ever got from Grandma was don't date anyone you wouldn't marry lol
03:44 < Sousapro> Or have a kid with
03:46 < rpifan> lol
03:51 < rhqq> the oder i get the more i understand it
03:53 < technonerd> Apparently I drive a European Nissan
03:53 < technonerd> Just jdm problems
03:55 < Sousapro> Can't tell you the number of folks that I know that chose poorly
04:03 < deww> but how would you know not to date that person at first?
04:08 < aName> Why are LTO-5 drives still stupid money?
04:10 < czarbomba> because you touch yrself at night?
04:10 < czarbomba> so stop doing that
04:10 < aName> Yes, but I do it during the day which is supposed to balance it out
04:10 < czarbomba> b/c you're costing me money
04:11 < aName> I just want an old LTO-5 autoloader lol
04:11 < aName> Not like I'm asking for LTO-9
04:13 < czarbomba> cartridge prices are still a little nuts for something that most people will write data to once and put away for 10 years or more
04:13 < aName> I just want some 'warm' storage
04:14 < aName> And thought -Hey, this decade old backup tech might work
04:14 < aName> Oh well
04:19 < aName> Like, for movies I don't mind 'insert tape 17' so much lol
04:19 < xe0n> insert tape 17, copy file off...
04:19 < xe0n> lol
04:19 < aName> Naw, LTFS
04:21 < xe0n> you'd get over it pretty quickly, i dont miss having to mess with tapes haha
04:22 < aName> Yeah - I was just exploring it as an option for storage of large files that get read sequentially by their natures
04:22 < aName> aka movies
04:23 < aName> but spinning rust is still cheaper
04:26 < czarbomba> you should respect the platters
04:27 < Casteil> fuck the platters
04:28 < czarbomba> now is the time on sprockets when we beat casteil to a pulp!
04:28 < Casteil> come at me, motherfucker
04:31 < Casteil> I swear on me mum I'll smack ye in the gabber
04:46 < JollyRgrs> when you're watching the reruns of SNL and can't tell the diff. between a commercial being televised and a commercial that is an SNL skit
04:48 < czarbomba> for the last time "colon blow" is not a real cereal
04:50 < mal_will> It sounds so good though
04:50 < mal_will> With some nut milk
06:17 < precise|phone> Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
06:18  * precise|phone is drunk af
06:18 < precise|phone> AMA
06:19  * precise|phone looks at the aussie
06:38 < JollyRgrs> precise|phone: why do you hate purple people?
06:47 < Casteil> friggin spiders need to stop trying to build webs in front of my IP cameras
06:57 < misspwn> burn it down and start over
06:57 < misspwn> i'm avoiding going outside because i know if i turn the light on the june bugs will come
06:57 < ebol4> those are the may bugs
06:57 < misspwn> they are confused bugs
06:58 < misspwn> fucking stupid bugs too
06:58 < ebol4> they're doing their best
06:58 < misspwn> they don't bite, they aren't really productive to balance nature or anything like that
06:58 < misspwn> all they do is smash into my door or screens and slowly die while doing it
06:59 < misspwn> didn't think a bug like that could make me so irrationally angry
07:01 < Casteil> ebol4: lol
07:01 < Casteil> it's raining here so no point being outside
07:01 < ebol4> get yourself an umbrella
07:01 < Casteil> and yeah.. my back yard is kind of a bug cesspool
07:01 < Casteil> lots of trees and forest/leaves/moisture
07:03 < precise|phone> joltman:
07:04 < precise|phone> JollyRgrs: because they r purple like u
07:17 < JollyRgrs> precise|phone: that's a bit harsh, don't you think"
07:18 < JollyRgrs> in IRC, you are the purple one, not me
07:19 < precise|phone> Wattttt
07:19 < precise|phone> It's funny cuz am purple in my IRC client
07:20 < precise|phone> JollyRgrs: night fucboi
08:59 < plop> morning
10:13 < kevin-oculus> morning
12:54 < Td34> Hey, if I had two datacentres with separate subnets how would vmotion work if I transfered a vm over to the second datacentre?
12:55 < Td34> Do you have to rely on a stretched layer 2 network or put bgp on the host and advertise the /32 that way?
13:58 < plop> sup
14:03 < Nightcinder> https://www.dailydot.com/irl/police-arrest-woman-messages-man/ uh
14:05 < plop> thing is, why didn't he blocked her after the 15th message or something?
14:05 < Nightcinder> evidence?
14:05 < Nightcinder> Paradise Valley police arrested Ades after finding her taking a bath in the home on April 8. At that time, police also found a large butcher knife on the passenger seat of her car, the court documents added.
14:08 < plop> scary
14:13 < L3gacy> Good bacon unto all and unto all #Just7aramThings
14:50 < enix> So I have a website with smarty; multiple 'faces' right
14:50 < enix> One for this, one for that
14:50 < enix> What do you lads reckon the best way of managing that is?
14:51 < plop> faces
14:51 < enix> stupid to create "pages" inside a database, so have a database called "pages" then the page name, id, and which smarty template it refers to? But then I have to worry about custom functions
14:51 < enix> hm
14:55 < enix> https://stackoverflow.com/questions/14917599/best-way-to-use-multiple-pages-on-smarty
14:55 < enix> I'm unsure of this method
14:55 < enix> hm
15:03 < MillerBOSS> Sup plop and enix
15:03 < rhqq> hi MillerBOSS
15:03 < MillerBOSS> Hey rhqq
15:03 < MillerBOSS> How is it over there?
15:03 < plop> hey MillerBOSS, how is it going?
15:03 < plop> well, working...
15:04 < plop> leaving in some minutes, and then 2 free days
15:04 < rhqq> plop: cryptic1 would be proud
15:04 < plop> rhqq, true
15:04 < MillerBOSS> Just waking up after way too much sleep. 25, 26 hours maybe? I do not know why I slept so much
15:04 < plop> `first-seen MillerBOSS
15:04 < MillerBOSS> Thats not fixed yet plop
15:04 < plop> `bofh
15:04 < plop> where is our beloved bot?
15:04 < MillerBOSS> https://github.com/funsocietyirc/MrNodeBot/issues
15:04 < MillerBOSS> I submitted them
15:05 < plop> great!
15:05 < enix> YES IT WORKS
15:05 < enix> Hi MillerBOSS
15:06 < MillerBOSS> I talked to the guy here on IRC and he was out of town for some time and he said it was better to post them there to keep track of the issues better.
15:06 < plop> congrats enix
15:06 < plop> oh
15:06 < plop> `bofh
15:06 < plop> hmmm
15:06 < enix> So database that stores "pages". You request a "page" via site.com/pagename, the script does a lookup in the database, finds pagename in teh database, pulls the functions file to use and the template name to use, and publishes it
15:06 < enix> Reckon that's the best way to do it?
15:07 < enix> There will be a bit of weird spaghettiness to it in the long run, but it'll keep this and that a little neater don't you reckon?
15:07 < MillerBOSS> Bot needs to be voiced
15:07 < plop> i can't commend in this matter
15:07 < enix> oh wow vincent van gough doctor who episode
15:07 < enix> major teer jerker
15:08 < MillerBOSS> rhqq 👉 What time zone are you in?
15:08 < rhqq> CEST
15:08 < MillerBOSS> For some reason before Friday and you said where you were I always thought you were in the US
15:08 < rhqq> im going to us in next month
15:08 < rhqq> for gods know how long
15:09 < MillerBOSS> czarbomba 👉 /query me when you got tome
15:09 < MillerBOSS> And time
15:09 < MillerBOSS> For work rhqq?
15:09 < rhqq> nah
15:09 < rhqq> i work remotely 100% of time
15:09 < MillerBOSS> I bet you love that eh?
15:09 < rhqq> honestly after 5 years it feels damn lone
15:09 < MillerBOSS> I would take a pay cut to have that ability
15:10 < rhqq> i miss the chatter of the office really
15:10 < MillerBOSS> Pu the on speaker. I'll give you chatter rhqq
15:10 < MillerBOSS> Put*
15:10 < MillerBOSS> Shit
15:10 < MillerBOSS> Put me*
15:10 < rhqq> hah
15:10 < MillerBOSS> plol will join in too
15:10 < MillerBOSS> plop too
15:11 < plop> where to
15:11 < MillerBOSS> I'll press the correct buttons sooner or later
15:11 < plop> do you have a mechanical keyboard
15:11 < rhqq> he seems to use his phone
15:11 < MillerBOSS> plop, rhqq needs chatter so I said we can be on his speaker to give him office chatter
15:11 < rhqq> (capitalization, apostrophes etc)
15:11 < MillerBOSS> Me, I always capitalize.
15:11 < plop> my spoken english is not as good as my written english
15:12 < plop> also, you'll hear all chatty chat from the office :D
15:12 < MillerBOSS> But I type too quick sometimes and do not always reread like I should before I press enter
15:12 < MillerBOSS> Well that is what rhqq needs plop
15:12 < MillerBOSS> He is lonely without the office chatter
15:12 < plop> awesome
15:12 < MillerBOSS> :D
15:12 < plop> do we have some kind of audio conferencig tool at hand?
15:13 < plop> www.millerboss.com/speakspoke
15:14 < MillerBOSS> Wow look at that my www does not resolve
15:14 < plop> woot, my unifi detected a rogue access point. fuckers
15:15 < MillerBOSS> Is there a audio conferencig tool?
15:15 < rhqq> wut, millerboss.com ?
15:15 < plop> how do i kill the rogue ap. can i flood it somehow
15:16 < MillerBOSS> rhqq 👉 millerboss.com is my domain but I see that www subdomain does not resolve
15:16 < MillerBOSS> Whats a rouge ap plop
15:16 < plop> it is someone that uses his own AP with my SSID to get people to connect to his AP to sniff things
15:16 < plop> common thing is to pop up a hotspot solution asking for the WPA
15:17 < MillerBOSS> Oh. How did you identify that there is one?
15:17 < plop> unifi said it to me
15:18 < plop> https://imgur.com/a/zhVbYLT
15:18 < MillerBOSS> Like this https://millerboss.com/x/1-v5.png ?
15:18 < MillerBOSS> Yup
15:18 < plop> yes
15:18 < MillerBOSS> Maybe you can flood it somehow?
15:19 < plop> i was wondering
15:19 < MillerBOSS> I am looking here https://community.ubnt.com/t5/UniFi-Wireless/rogue-access-point/td-p/1183156
15:19 < plop> hmmm
15:20 < MillerBOSS> Too bad you can't find out what room they are in and eject their ass
15:20 < plop> maybe they're outside on the garden
15:20 < plop> i should be able to see which of my ap's detected it
15:20 < plop> but i don't know how
15:21 < MillerBOSS> Its on devices page I think
15:21 < plop> let me see
15:21 < plop> nope, not there
15:23 < MillerBOSS> Are you in UniFi console often or do you have external notifications set up?
15:23 < plop> i'm often there.
15:23 < plop> need to set up some alarms still.
15:24 < MillerBOSS> Sorry
15:24 < MillerBOSS> Insights
15:24 < plop> hehe
15:24 < MillerBOSS> That will show channel security and signal their AP is on
15:25 < MillerBOSS> See it now?
15:25 < plop> wait
15:26 < plop> ah yes
15:26 < MillerBOSS> That will at least get you started
15:26 < plop> it is from a near restaurant.
15:26 < plop> i don't know why it showed my ssid
15:27 < MillerBOSS> But
15:27 < MillerBOSS> 70:4f:57:e9:96:d4 70:4F:57 Tp-LinkT	TP-LINK TECHNOLOGIES CO.,LTD.
15:27 < plop> true
15:27 < plop> just checked it
15:28 < MillerBOSS> You may have a tool but my go to website for that is https://www.wireshark.org/tools/oui-lookup.html
15:28 < plop> it is pretty far 22% (-81 dBm)
15:28 < plop> 20% (-82 dBm)
15:28 < rhqq> try to pinpoint it
15:29 < MillerBOSS> How rhqq ?
15:29 < rhqq> triangulation. you just start any software that plots signal strength in real life
15:29 < rhqq> and you walk around
15:29 < rhqq> to get the highest reading
15:29 < plop> i have 2 quite near AP's in our beach place, and its on it.
15:29 < MillerBOSS> Do you have any suggestions?
15:30 < plop> the thing is, why it detected as a rogue ap?
15:30 < MillerBOSS> Because it was using the same SSID
15:30 < plop> but it is not anymore
15:30 < MillerBOSS> As one of your APs in UniFi console right?
15:31 < plop> hmmm not as one of my ap's.
15:31 < MillerBOSS> Oh. Maybe they were attempting to do something.
15:31 < plop> that is more probable
15:32 < MillerBOSS> Also for iOS I like using https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/airport-utility/id427276530?mt=8 enable Wi-Fi scan
15:33 < plop> ah yes. i have it enabled
15:33 < MillerBOSS> I am sure there are many more programs like that for Android too
15:33 < MillerBOSS> Also check out UniFi for iOS many tools in there too
15:34 < plop> yep. got the unifi tool in my iphone
15:34 < MillerBOSS> Great. :)
15:34 < plop> for android i like this https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.helgekeck.wifitool
15:35 < MillerBOSS> Wow that looks neat. I thought about getting a Android device for work only for tools like this
15:35 < plop> yeah. ios is too closed
15:35 < plop> i have a personal android and work iphone 7
15:36 < MillerBOSS> For Wi-Fi tools yes but you also get a "safer" device, right?
15:36 < plop> right. but, here is where our expertise should shine.
15:37 < plop> also, as a concept, i don't like something i can't mess with, altough i agree with the quality build (soft and hard) of ios devices
15:37 < MillerBOSS> Right
15:40 < MillerBOSS> Do you run any Macintosh machines of there plop?
15:42 < rhqq> i havent heard `macintosh` full name for ages
15:42 < MillerBOSS> Ol school ;)
15:52 < czarbomba> this bennyhill cummerbund dude is getting on my nerves
15:53 < MillerBOSS> czarbomba 👉 Can you PM me?
15:53 < czarbomba> my PM is broken
15:53 < czarbomba> brb
15:54 < MillerBOSS> You got some sophisticated PM system over there only allows whitelisted nicks
15:56 < onicrom> does anyone use sssd on rhel7 with ldap...i want to pull my hair out
15:59 < plop> MillerBOSS, nope, i have one macbook for our DJ and another one for the fucking apple configurator
16:00 < MillerBOSS> > the fucking apple configurator
16:00 < MillerBOSS> That bad?
16:00 < plop> i just don't understand it
16:00 < MillerBOSS> Yeah its a bit goofy that is for sure
16:00 < plop> yep.
16:01 < plop> i just want to put the ipads in supervisor mode and enroll them on the mdm
16:17 < rhqq> my modem is driving me crazy
16:17 < rhqq> ;/
16:18 < L3gacy> rhqq: what's wrong?
16:20 < rhqq> every hour, starting 5minutes past for next 5-10 minutes i have "an outage". that is... i'm still connected to the isp, all existing tcp connections (like ssh sessions, downlaods etc) work, ICMP goes through, but starting up new TCP session or sending UDP fails
16:21 < rhqq> brb, going to buy some booze
16:22 < L3gacy> I have black cherry and pomegranate tequila inbound :)
16:23 < rhqq> im in a mood for egg licour with milk and espresso
16:41 < MillerBOSS> rhqq 👉 The ISP can't help?
16:42 < rhqq> it is not isp
16:42 < rhqq> since my 2nd modem
16:42 < rhqq> doesnt have the issue
16:42 < rhqq> so it is something with my modem :/
16:42 < MillerBOSS> Do you have to provide your own modem with your ISP?
16:43 < rhqq> this is LTE :)
16:43 < rhqq> and yeah, i never took any modem from any ISP because they're shit
16:43 < rhqq> in the past anyway
16:43 < MillerBOSS> Ahh that makes more sense then
16:43 < rhqq> well, modem is a modem
16:44 < rhqq> and the issue is still there :P
16:48 < L3gacy> I like renting gear from my ISP.  i know if it breaks, I can get them to swap
16:48 < rhqq> i dont trust isps
16:48 < rhqq> and if my shit breaks, i have warranty anyway
16:50 < precise> ISP equipment is shitty generally
16:51 < rhqq> yeah
16:51 < MillerBOSS> Hi precise
16:56 < Trapdoor> fuck me in the ass because I'm at work
16:56 < rhqq> :E
16:57 < MillerBOSS> Do you have to actually work or jus teh fact at being at work Trapdoor ?
16:57 < Trapdoor> I've got to work
16:57 < Trapdoor> I wouldn't step foot in this fucking place unless I had to work
16:58 < Alternity> ok guys, philosphy question
16:58 < Alternity> for security which is better
16:58 < Alternity> a computer account or a domain user account
17:00 < Trapdoor> neither
17:00 < Trapdoor> keep users off computers
17:01 < precise> I prefer goats, much more secure.
17:09 < precise> REMINDER - IS MOTHERS DAY
17:10 < Trapdoor> in some countries
17:10 < catbeard> Look everyone, a sheep! *baaaaa* ... *unzips* ... "No! To eat!"
17:10 < precise> Trapdoor: Well, we should all appreciate our mothers, rite?
17:10 < catbeard> precise: I for sure appreciate yours
17:11 < catbeard> :)
17:11 < Trapdoor> 8th of march in albania, 21st of march in most arab countries, third sunday in october in argentina
17:11 < Trapdoor> etc
17:11 < precise> catbeard: HAH
17:11 < precise> Trapdoor: TIL
17:11 < Trapdoor> Most countries are second sunday of may
17:11 < catbeard> rolling a mother's day blunt, who wants in
17:12 < Trapdoor> glorious western countries such as pakistan, guyana, india, kenya, liberia, cuba, colombia, congo, cambodia, brunei etc
17:13 < precise> catbeard: ntnx, I'm still tipsy from last night apparently
17:13 < precise> Or I'm have a brain hemmorhage
17:16 < czarbomba> ahahaha "if you have low blood sugar, you should take our drug. common side effect: low blood sugar."
17:16 < czarbomba> lolfuckingwat
17:17 < czarbomba> did they spend millions of dollars on advertising to admit their shit doesn't work?
17:17 < precise> yes
17:18 < czarbomba> what's worse, the pretty colors and soothing announcer voice will convince a number of diabetic dummkopfs to request this med
17:18 < czarbomba> murrka
17:19 < precise> czarbomba: The worst is the doctors that prescribe the shit.
17:25 < czarbomba> accept bribe + prescribe
17:26 < czarbomba> some say that the tradition of leaving bedsheets on beds in hospital patient rooms that aren't currently in use began because of pharmaceutical reps needing somewhere to take doctors for their "sales pitches"
17:28 < catbeard> prebribe
17:29 < catbeard> czarbomba: if you think about it's, it's a legal suicide pill if it's FDA approved and people buy it knowing it doesn't work
17:31 < catbeard> murrika: kill yourself or kill yourself slowly, we need population control and spy on all of our friends with a shit eating grin
17:34 < catbeard> js
17:34 < MikeSpears> https://www.theguardian.com/world/2018/may/10/help-men-work-less-to-close-gender-pay-gap-says-thinktank wat
17:35 < catbeard> less work is always better
17:35 < MikeSpears> No shit...  but really tho?
17:36 < MikeSpears> Work less to close the gender gap.. that doesn't even make sense
17:36 < catbeard> working less != less work
17:36 < catbeard> imo
17:36 < catbeard> the work will always be there regardless of who does it
17:36 < MikeSpears> Yup
17:37 < catbeard> the ability to actually do the work (well)
17:37 < MikeSpears> Its already been proven the paygap  is a lie
17:37 < catbeard> $employer is a merit based hiring
17:37 < MikeSpears> Skills should be the only thing that matters in the workplace
17:37 < catbeard> nondiscrim, but if you don't know your shit why would we pay you at all, e.g.
17:38 < MikeSpears> Yup
17:38 < SocksPls> ansible
17:38 < catbeard> my favrit berks
17:38 < MikeSpears> Can you do the job? Should really be the only thing needed
17:38 < catbeard> ansible berks
17:38 < SocksPls> ansible is python
17:38 < SocksPls> thats why is th ebest one
17:38 < catbeard> python is goodness
17:38 < MikeSpears> Gender doesn't matter in the workplace
17:38 < MikeSpears> Well shouldn't matter
17:39 < catbeard> you tend to restrict slack convo to being professional, anything you wouldn't say to your mother e.g.
17:39 < MikeSpears> Nor should ethnicity, religion, or anything
17:39 < MikeSpears> catbeard: yup
17:39 < catbeard> fully slack based
17:39 < SocksPls> catbeard: i talk about a lot of weird shit to my mother tho
17:39 < SocksPls> like
17:39 < catbeard> pls no
17:39 < SocksPls> what is the best pringles flavor
17:39 < MikeSpears> Lmfao
17:39 < catbeard> oh
17:39 < MillerBOSS> Chedder
17:39 < SocksPls> she thinks it is "its 2am why are you calling me"
17:39 < catbeard> sorry ma it's 4pm here
17:39 < MikeSpears> MillerBOSS: yooooo
17:40  * MillerBOSS waves
17:40 < MikeSpears> I thought you got bant
17:40 < MillerBOSS> Ya?
17:40 < catbeard> "woops"
17:40 < MikeSpears> Lol
17:40 < MillerBOSS> No ban that I know of MikeSpears
17:41 < MikeSpears> Yay
17:41 < SocksPls> i just had a GOOD cheeseburger and chips tho
17:42 < MikeSpears> I need to go shower and get ready for work
17:42 < catbeard> chorizo y jalapeno tacos
17:42 < czarbomba> does this guy think he's a lava-talker? https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DdDG7DyXUAAp2ez.jpg
17:42 < czarbomba> STAY BACK, FOUL MAGMA AND SULPHUR
17:42 < catbeard> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnnyQcRbwEI
17:43 < czarbomba> fun fact: when he first walked up to the lava flow he was wearing a 3-piece suit and had a full head of hair
17:45 < MillerBOSS> Now I need to hire a spokesman just to clear my name now. I'll choose Scaramucci.
17:47 < MikeSpears> Lol
17:47 < Trapdoor> uh
17:47 < MikeSpears> Hire trump
17:47 < MikeSpears> Jj
17:47 < MikeSpears> Jk
17:47 < Trapdoor> -19 > my_int < 19 should work right?
17:48 < Trapdoor> should only be true if my int is between -19 and 19?
17:49 < MikeSpears> https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/SgDWhtll/FB_IMG_1524953196386.jpg
17:49 < Trapdoor> oh no it should be -19 < my_int < 19
17:51 < Trapdoor> oh but that's not what I'm looking for, I was looking for the opposite durr
18:41 < czarbomba> i am make the sexies, yes?
18:43 < catbeard> you like fizzy bubblech?
18:47 < czarbomba> fizzy bubblech is best bubblech
18:47 < rootsudo> I'm a sharepoint admin
18:47  * rootsudo offically has the title of knowing nothing
18:47 < czarbomba> you make information exchange possible and extremely tedious!
18:48 < czarbomba> that's not nothing
18:48 < rootsudo> also automate workflow and business process
18:48 < rootsudo> using powerapps by clicking here and clicking there
18:49 < rootsudo> but it's not help desk and its considered business intelligence right by salesforce guru
18:49 < rootsudo> So I'm going to take 346 and 347 MCSA
18:49 < czarbomba> trollolololo this one vidya file i've been trying to download for a week was just choked to hell, so i started downloading an alternate version that had more seeds and what looked like better pipes
18:49 < czarbomba> somehow in the last 2 hours that alternate has gone down to a trickle and now the week-long download is 10 minutes away
18:50 < czarbomba> fuck you, internet
18:51 < MillerBOSS> czarbomba 👉 Still looks broke You cannot send private messages to czarbomba. Anything that you send to them will be ignored until you are added to their list of recognized users.
18:52 < czarbomba> the mechanic can't fit my irc client in til tuesday
18:52 < catbeard> czarbomba: [request more peers]
18:52 < MillerBOSS> Find a new mechanic
18:52 < czarbomba> i would but it's a sunday
18:52 < czarbomba> the good ones are all home
18:53 < czarbomba> SEVEN MINUTES AWAY SQUEEEEE
19:19 < czarbomba> there are some honest-to-goodness history dorks in polandball
19:19 < czarbomba> i thought my head was full of useless ephemera and trivia. jesus christ.
19:20 < MillerBOSS> https://hawaiicountygis.maps.arcgis.com/apps/webappviewer/index.html?id=3428cd9282ff431c865eb32761793078
19:25 < czarbomba> meh. onboard DP port on laptop is toast. only ones that work now are on dock.
19:25 < czarbomba> new laptop time approacheth rapidly
19:26 < MillerBOSS> https://goo.gl/L4xjhY+
19:26 < MillerBOSS> USGS
19:31 < MillerBOSS> That is very interesting how it is happening in a straight line https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHsK9X_f4HM as seen at the arcgis.com link
19:39 < Trapdoor> path of least resistance for the fracture line and other sciency words MillerBOSS
19:39 < MillerBOSS> Sure but I wonder whats underground that makes that happen
19:40 < Trapdoor> a path of least resistance
19:48 < czarbomba> bedrock has 'grains'. it's like wood under great stress. sometimes you get a fracture that's just a perfect line.
19:53 < MillerBOSS> OK, grains makes total sense of why its straight then
19:53 < MillerBOSS> And being 20 miles away from teh volcano is interesting.
20:01 < rr> in linux, how to know whether the file is in use by someone or some process?
20:02 < voidstar> lsof
20:02 < rr> i tried lsof but it didnt get the correct result
20:02 < rr> e.g in /home/rr there is .vmdk file used for vmware disk
20:03 < MillerBOSS> fuser
20:03 < rr> when i ran lsof on it, it didnt tell that this .vmdk file is currently in use by virtual machine VM1
20:03 < rr> so i almost deleted the vmdk file
20:03 < rr> lol
20:03 < rr> fuser?
20:04 < rr> ok. i need to check if fuser is available on ESXi shell
20:04 < MillerBOSS> fuser - list process IDs of all processes that have one or more files open
20:04 < rr> though it has very limited *nix binaries
20:05 < MillerBOSS> But I would have suggested lose first.
20:05 < MillerBOSS> lsof*
20:07 < rr> how to get lsof result for current directory only?
20:07 < MillerBOSS> Anyone who listens to The Tech Guy, live now https://twit.tv/live Usually some interesting talk there
20:07 < rr> e.g lsof /home/rr ?
20:07 < MillerBOSS> Yes that command
20:07 < MillerBOSS> But maybe it won't show hidden, .finename, files
20:08 < rr> hmm.. it still show files from other directory. like all results is displayed
20:09 < rr> fuser: -sh: fuser: not found
20:09 < rr> sadly fuser is not available on esxi shell
20:10 < MillerBOSS> From my small experiences in ESXi shell you are fairly limited.
20:10 < rr> yes. just a few binaries available
20:11 < rr> so lsof is found. but there is no man lsof
20:11 < rr> lsof --help only produces all lsof output for all files currently in use
20:12 < rr> so lsof /path/to/dir will do the same .. it listed out all file currently used
20:12 < MillerBOSS> Try vmfsfilelockinfo
20:12 < MillerBOSS> Not sure if that works in your version. I am just google'n
20:12 < MillerBOSS> https://kb.vmware.com/s/article/2110152
20:14 < rr> ok, vmfsfilelockinfo is available
20:15 < rr> vmfsfilelockinfo -p /path/to/dir
20:15 < rr> i'll try wiggle with that
20:15 < rr> thanks MillerBOSS
20:15 < MillerBOSS> You are welcome, rr.
20:18 < rhqq> woah, rr do you have your nickname registered? :P
20:18 < rr> yes sir
20:19 < rhqq> nice
20:19 < catbeard> he jelly
20:19 < rr> :)
20:25 < ens160> slow day
20:26 < MillerBOSS> Where ens160?
20:26 < ens160> at work
20:26 < MillerBOSS> Break something
20:26 < ens160> I've sat here for 5 and a half hours and nothing has happened
20:26 < MillerBOSS> Learn something?
20:26 < MillerBOSS> What do you normally do there?
20:27 < ens160> Restart services on linux boxes
20:27 < ens160> and in some cases tell other people to do it
20:27 < MillerBOSS> Where are you located?
20:28 < ens160> In an almost empty office building
20:28 < MillerBOSS> Play a game
20:29 < catbeard> ens160: same
20:29 < catbeard> at my home
20:30 < catbeard> not a creature was stirring, not even a tailwatchd sighup
20:32 < catbeard> as i always say
20:32 < catbeard> NCIS isn't gonna watch itself
20:35 < ens160> not sure if they have, but I think they were taking that off netflix so they could offer their own streaming app
20:36 < catbeard> the fuck, i have like 10 more seasons to go
20:36 < catbeard> i like they added the Skip Intro thing
20:36 < catbeard> shaves it down 2 minutes per episode
20:36 < ens160> There were a couple episodes from 2 part episodes in some of hte later seasons where only part 1 was available
20:37 < ens160> can't recall which
20:41 < MillerBOSS> So I am gonna try Portal 2 again on Steam. Last few times I played I was stuck and fix not want to Google the answer but this time I may
20:41 < MillerBOSS> Thanks autocorrect
20:42 < MillerBOSS> I was stuck and did not want
20:46 < MillerBOSS> Leo talking about Chrome and GPU. chrome://gpu/ is a neat little page
20:46 < czarbomba> r u full of de cancers
20:47 < czarbomba> catbeard i hear the r5 edition of ncis on dvd has a "skip ancillary content" secret feature
20:47 < czarbomba> hit it and it goes right to the ending credits
20:57 < sideup66> Is anyone here having issues with waze?
21:00 < czarbomba> connects fine here
21:07 < MillerBOSS> So I guess its level 7-2 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FpjZvYPdwgE
21:07 < MillerBOSS> This one is a head scratcher
21:23 < sideup66> czarbomba: figured it out, reinstalled the app and magically it started working
21:23 < sideup66> Weird
21:26 < aleph-> o/ czarbomba zyphaz catbeard
21:26 < aleph-> catbeard: Reminds me, taking a break from rust and my current project load. What features did we want on the r-sysadmin irc bot again?
21:28 < voidstar> `sjw
21:28 < voidstar> o
21:28 < MillerBOSS> aleph- 👉 Talk to Hatter. ;)
21:28 < aleph-> Why?
21:37 < Shadonovitch> Hey guys, so i've finished setting up nginx, uwsgi and django and my app works fine. I also set-up before that Jenkins and it should run unit tests fine so its cool. Now i'm looking for an automated deployment and monitoring solution for my uwsgi instance. Any names comes to mind ?
21:38 < MillerBOSS> What do you want to monitor exactly Shadonovitch?
21:38 < Shadonovitch> MillerBOSS: i want 100% uptime without looking at it basically
21:38 < Shadonovitch> if it can show me logs of who connected the app and when that's cool too
21:39 < Shadonovitch> Maybe i can "deliver" something with Jenkins with the afte build commands ?
21:39 < MillerBOSS> Are you looking for free or possibly a paid service for monitoring?
21:40 < Shadonovitch> Free yeah, something that I host myself on my debian droplet
21:41 < Shadonovitch> I asked friends and they told me they used Amazon Web Services for that. I'm looking for the linux version of that
21:41 < MillerBOSS> I don't know of anything simple but Nagios may help https://uwsgi-docs.readthedocs.io/en/latest/Nagios.html
21:43 < MillerBOSS> And there may be something simple out there
21:43 < Shadonovitch> for the moment i have nginx running as a service so the uptime should not be a problem here. Then there's my uwsgi instance that I run from a user account, with "uwsgi --ini conf.ini". Its that command that i want to be sure that its running 24/7
21:43 < MillerBOSS> Set up some type of service or if it is not running to restart it?
21:45 < MillerBOSS> If uwsgi is not running is there a website that is no longer reachable?
21:45 < Shadonovitch> am i the first one to think about automating production deployment ? If I update something in the code, i'd want Jenkins to run the unittest and allow periodically code to move to production, but Jenkins won't monitor the uwsgi process
21:45 < Shadonovitch> If uwsgi is not running then nginx goes "Bad Gateway"
21:47 < MillerBOSS> OK then may I suggest something fairly simple uptimerobot.com
21:47 < MillerBOSS> Set it to look for something specific int he page and if it is not there you will get notified
21:47 < MillerBOSS> 5 minutes checks are free
21:48 < felda> ayy fam
21:48 < MillerBOSS> Sup felda
21:51 < MillerBOSS> You can set customs status https://millerboss.com/x/Screen-Shot-2018-05-13-14-49-34-zI.png and/or custom header, or keyword for example https://millerboss.com/x/Screen-Shot-2018-05-13-14-50-24-ge.png Shadonovitch
21:54 < Shadonovitch> MillerBOSS: i'm looking at it, say it sees the Bad Gateway error, can it run the uwsgi command itself ?
21:54 < MillerBOSS> Oh good question
21:54 < MillerBOSS> I don't think so with that service. You'll just get a notification of it
21:55 < MillerBOSS> You could get an email notification for example then program something to take the email notification as a trigger to run that command to start uwsgi
21:55 < MillerBOSS> But I am sure there are less dirty ways to do it but in the end its up to you how you come to the same result, right?
21:56 < MillerBOSS> Or set a cron job to run the command?
21:56 < MillerBOSS> https://unix.stackexchange.com/questions/292685/how-to-check-and-run-a-script-if-its-not-running Shadonovitch
21:57 < MillerBOSS> Go through some trial and error. Kill the process and see if the script you made restarted it properly.
21:58 < MillerBOSS> https://stackoverflow.com/questions/2366693/run-cron-job-only-if-it-isnt-already-running
21:59 < MillerBOSS> Shadonovitch 👉 Also look through this https://www.google.com/search?q=linux+start+command+if+not+running+and+restart
22:00 < felda> come in on Sunday because it's nice and quiet and I can update/restart all devices without interruption
22:00 < felda> come in today to the entire office filled with people having a party
22:00 < felda>  (ಥ﹏ಥ)
22:01 < Shadonovitch> i see, there's a lot of way to do it. I find it odd that there's not much offers to manage webservices uptime such as django's, like what AWS can sell
22:03 < Shadonovitch> I mean, i probably could just "screen -s myapp", run uwsgi, dettach the screen and let it run, but too much work for me to update production by hand
22:05 < Shadonovitch> funny enough, there's no real production yet, i just want to have a neat sandbox for when i'll start coding stuff
22:06 < Shadonovitch> This set-up is for my own installation, one of my webservices jobs will be to turn on/off the factorio or minecraft server. I just want something really neat to push to prod automatically
22:23 < Sousapro> felda: didn't you get the memo about party at the office?
22:23  * Sousapro looks at invitee list
22:23 < felda> worse. it's a church party
22:23 < Sousapro> O.o
22:24 < Sousapro> faygo for days
22:30 < MillerBOSS> Well this is very interesting https://www.techmeme.com/180513/p6#a180513p6
22:30 < Casteil> gotta love big box stores
22:31 < Casteil> don't sell kill traps.. as if all the fucking poisons they sell are any better
22:37 < czarbomba> omg battle of the millennium
22:37 < czarbomba> mockingbird vs squirrel
22:39 < DLSteve> MillerBOSS, He wants to piss off China but not too much lol.
22:40 < MillerBOSS> Actually reading more into it I don't blame him for what he is attempting to do
22:41 < MillerBOSS> And your comment is just that for the most part
22:47 < czarbomba> anybody here a case study for pepto bismol?
23:10 <+NinjaStyle> Yo
23:12 < misspwn> j0
23:15 < MillerBOSS> https://cryptosteel.com/
23:18 <+NinjaStyle> misspwn: yo
23:19 < misspwn> yoyoyoyo
23:22 < MillerBOSS> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcXLhM8lsBM Good episode of Screen Savers with Kevin Rose.
23:35 < czarbomba> hello mi's spawn
23:35 < czarbomba> anyone here fixin to bring me a sandwich
23:36 < MillerBOSS> Its right there czarbomba
23:36 <+NinjaStyle> Door dash
23:36 < MillerBOSS> Extra roast beef even
23:59 < MillerBOSS> http://twit.tv/live This Week in Tech live now
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