--- Log opened Tue May 29 00:00:36 2018
00:15 < Spr1ng> Anybody else reached a point where they don't feel as fulfilled with their work as they used to and not even changing jobs would help?  I'm kind of at that point, looking maybe to change industries completely.
00:16 < silentfury-s4pro> Spr1ng: yep
00:17 < Spr1ng> I'm toying with the idea of going to University here to do Psychology
00:17 < silentfury-s4pro> but it's mostly been an issue with being in the wrong job at the wrong company.
00:17 < silentfury-s4pro> there are some aspects of IT that are really fun and cool to work with.
00:18 < Spr1ng> ye there are, I will probably miss those but putting happiness and fulfillment on hold because of a handful of benefits in IT...hmmm just doesn't add up
00:19 < silentfury-s4pro> true enough, if you don't enjoy IT enough to keep going with it, it's time to find something else that makes you happy.
00:19 < Spr1ng> I'm in an MSP where I do everything from Tier1 through 3, and it really gets me down constantly.  I just don't feel like I'm contributing anything to the world....and to be honest I'd rather be helping people individually with major life issues than installing printers and shit.
00:20 < silentfury-s4pro> Spr1ng: ever wokred outside an msp?
00:21 < silentfury-s4pro> MSP work is soul destroying
00:21 < silentfury-s4pro> there's a reason I won't ever ever ever do it again.
00:21 < Spr1ng> Ye I've worked at a variety of companies in different industries: Oil & Gas, Telecommunications, Marketing.
00:22 < silentfury-s4pro> I'm looking to get back into doing VFX IT, which I really enjoyed.
00:22 < Spr1ng> I can feel this MSP work slowly gnawing away at me.
00:23 < Spr1ng> What kind of work is that?
00:23 < silentfury-s4pro> we did a few episodes of the expanse last season, and it was really fullfilling to know that hey, i helped make that.
00:23 < silentfury-s4pro> visual fx
00:24 < Spr1ng> oh really?!
00:24 < Spr1ng> I really liked that show
00:24 < Spr1ng> So what kind of IT stuff did you do?
00:24 < silentfury-s4pro> the last ep with the hybrid and the gun twirl?
00:24 < silentfury-s4pro> a lot of application specific troubleshooting/engineering
00:24 < Spr1ng> So like general IT...just in a production house?
00:25 < silentfury-s4pro> not completely general IT, but yes.
00:25 < Spr1ng> Sounds pretty cool.
00:25 < Spr1ng> So you were involved in that last scene?
00:25 < silentfury-s4pro> It was, I've missed it. Sadly our small studio couldn't survive being mismanaged into the ground.
00:25 < silentfury-s4pro> those scenes were rendered on my servers so yes :)
00:25 < Spr1ng> oh cool
00:26 < silentfury-s4pro> IT can be soul destroying.
00:26 < silentfury-s4pro> But you need to focus on areas of it you find rewarding
00:26 < Spr1ng> I enjoy datacenter work tbh
00:27 < Spr1ng> but I have to constantly juggle going from that to installing Office on people's laptops....it's really annoying
00:27 < silentfury-s4pro> I particularly enjoy VMWare, Storage, firewalls, networking, hardware blades.
00:28 < Spr1ng> that's stuffs nice to play with for sure
00:28 < silentfury-s4pro> but as i said, MSP work is thankless.
00:28 < silentfury-s4pro> There's no real 'winning'
00:29 < silentfury-s4pro> did you enjoy your time in telco/marketing? even oil and gas?
00:29 < Spr1ng> nah
00:29 < m4221> silentfury-s4pro: all IT work is thankless
00:29 < Spr1ng> I just naturally went into IT straight out of high school with no real plan....got a lot of qualifications and kind of had my path set but it's the same crap over and over
00:30 < silentfury-s4pro> not all.
00:30 <+NinjaStyle> all IT work i have ever done was thankless
00:30 < m4221> NinjaStyle: same with security
00:31 <+NinjaStyle> security is better
00:31 <+NinjaStyle> but i am a consultant
00:31 <+NinjaStyle> so that's why
00:31 < m4221> NinjaStyle: you got a cissp?
00:32 <+NinjaStyle> not yet
00:32 <+NinjaStyle> i have an exam at the end of june though
00:33 < m4221> NinjaStyle: giac?
00:33 <+NinjaStyle> nah
00:33 <+NinjaStyle> a bunch of my old co-workers had a bunch of giac, and theyre supposed to be good
00:33 < m4221> NinjaStyle: have you heard of the hitrust security certification?
00:34 <+NinjaStyle> i dont work in healthcare
00:34 < m4221> NinjaStyle: really???
00:34  * m4221 facepalms
00:35 < m4221> I am frustrated that hitrust is only specific to healthcar
00:35 < m4221> healthcare
00:37 <+NinjaStyle> what
00:38 <+NinjaStyle> i dont work in healthcare, i work for a professional services company
00:38 < m4221> NinjaStyle: it seems like it is checkbox security
00:38 <+NinjaStyle> hitrust?
00:39 <+NinjaStyle> i dont know a whole lot about it, but it seems better than hipaa so that's good
00:39 <+NinjaStyle> because hipaa is poop
00:39 < rpifan> gdpr hippa
00:48 <+NinjaStyle> dowut
01:14 < mal_will> Hitrust aslt least is more specific than HIPAA
01:15 < mal_will> *Is at least
01:15 < mal_will> Trying to write company policy based on HIPAA is aggravating
01:37 <+NinjaStyle> anyone ever got southwest a-list?
02:00 < BytesAndCoffee> if im applying to a job, and they want to know my minimum required salary, and the lowest option is twice what im making now, do i go with that? im making $30k before deductions at the moment
02:06 < SleePy> For a sysadmin job?
02:06 < SleePy> If your getting 30k for sysadmin, your getting screwed
02:06 < DLSteve> Might as well shoot for the moon then lol.
02:07 < DLSteve> if the lowest option is 60k Id put 65k or something.
02:12 < rpifan> woo
02:12 < rpifan> exercise programs
02:13 < rpifan> i supposed i can be presumptious about the fact that i finsihed power 90 last year
02:16 < BytesAndCoffee> SleePy: right now im sitting in a tech support call centre job
02:17 < rpifan> BytesAndCoffee, wait dont i know u from the other chan
02:17 < BytesAndCoffee> rpifan: yes
02:17 < rpifan> cool
02:17 < BytesAndCoffee> lol
02:17 < BytesAndCoffee> i've been in here for /years/
02:18 < rpifan> oh lol
02:18 < ihre> BytesAndCoffee: had almost the same when I started my new job, still asked for another 1/6th on top and they gave it without hesitation. Should have asked for 1/4th or 1/3rd ;p
02:18 < SleePy> Well I guess thats more in range for a call center tech.  I would shoot for it and see if you get it.  Worse case, it builds a stepping stone if you got the skills
02:18 < mducharm3-laptop> anybody here roll out winlldpservice on a large scale?
02:19 < mducharm3-laptop> trying to figure out how to go about it
02:19 < BytesAndCoffee> $15.50/hr, 7.5hr paid time per shift, 5 day week
02:19 < rpifan> thats awful
02:19 < rpifan> i got 24
02:19 < rpifan> and im low level tech
02:20 < BytesAndCoffee> again, t1 tech, inbound tech/customer service
02:20 < BytesAndCoffee> major electronics company
02:20 < rpifan> im tech support too tho
02:21 < BytesAndCoffee> i mean, im not complaining about the job
02:21 < BytesAndCoffee> its ok
02:21 < BytesAndCoffee> but my skills are far underutilized
02:21 < agent_white> rpifan: Shet really? 45? Where do you live? - I'm T3 NOC and make around that too.
02:21 < rpifan> actually its 50 k a year
02:21 < rpifan> so i guess my a little more then 24
02:21 < rpifan> in miami
02:21 < rpifan> listen tho im spoiked
02:22 < rpifan> at that crypto start up they were giving me 44 an hour
02:22 < ihre> Aim higher, settle somewhere in between. iirc CheckYourSix had a nice link with some guidance/info
02:23 < rpifan> im aiming to leave the US
02:23 < rpifan> so it dont matter
02:23 < rpifan> i hate this fucken piece of shit stupid useless job
02:23 < rpifan> im hodling just enough to leave for germany
02:24 < agent_white> ihre: Is that on the sidebar somewhere on the sub?
02:25 < ihre> Dunno, I never check the sub :P
02:25 <+CheckYourSix> ihre: What do I have a link for?
02:26 <+CheckYourSix> BytesAndCoffee: They don't even give you a full 40 hours per week? Cheap fucks!
02:27 < agent_white> CheckYourSix: A link for salary guidance.
02:27 <+CheckYourSix> Oh. Yeah, I share it all the time. I should add that to a bot. https://www.kalzumeus.com/2012/01/23/salary-negotiation/
02:27 < BytesAndCoffee> CheckYourSix: standard shift is 8.5 hours, less 30min unpaid lunch + 2x15min unpaid breaks
02:27 < agent_white> Rad, thank you!
02:27 <+CheckYourSix> BytesAndCoffee: Bullshit
02:28 < BytesAndCoffee> most of the time ypi
02:28 < BytesAndCoffee> you're free to do voluntary overtime
02:28 < ihre> https://www.kalzumeus.com/2012/01/23/salary-negotiation/
02:29 <+NinjaStyle> https://www.kalzumeus.com/2012/01/23/salary-negotiation/
02:29 < ihre> Ah yeah, you just posted it ;p
02:29 <+CheckYourSix> https://www.kalzumeus.com/2012/01/23/salary-negotiation/
02:29 < ihre> Was googling for it..
02:29 < rpifan> shitty
02:29 < rpifan> we got an hour paid lunch
02:29 <+CheckYourSix> It's not an end all be all guide, but it definitely helps you out
02:29 < BytesAndCoffee> damn
02:29 < rpifan> plus lots of PTO
02:29 < rpifan> and we have a 3k coffee machine
02:29 < BytesAndCoffee> 30m is barely enough
02:30 < BytesAndCoffee> but i work in an outsourcing company
02:30 < rpifan> i hate having na hour of break
02:30 < rpifan> ive been trying to nly take half and hour
02:30 < BytesAndCoffee> so every penny is pinched to the extreme
02:30 < rpifan> i only bring lunch from home
02:30 < rpifan> go downstairs eat by the stairs
02:30 < rpifan> walk to the cvs
02:30 < rpifan> buy a coke
02:30 < rpifan> and come back and i still have time left over form my half hour
02:30 < BytesAndCoffee> im literally paid by the second >_>
02:31 <+NinjaStyle> Nice
02:31 < BytesAndCoffee> like, one recent paystub says "hours paid: 71.19" (because i took too many extended breaks...)
02:32 < rpifan> is burp suite just cheap wireshark
02:35 <+NinjaStyle> No
02:35 <+NinjaStyle> Not at all
02:35 < rpifan> hows it different
02:36 <+NinjaStyle> Wireshark is a protocol analyzer
02:36 <+NinjaStyle> Burp is an http proxy
02:36 < rpifan> dont they both just steal al lthe packets
02:36 <+NinjaStyle> Plus has a bunch of tools for webapp testing
02:37 <+NinjaStyle> Burp only does http and https packets
02:37 <+CheckYourSix> BytesAndCoffee: Jesus fuck dude. Get a better job. That's ridiculous.
02:37 < rpifan> could u use wireshark for that tho
02:37 < BytesAndCoffee> CheckYourSix: what do you think im trying to do right now
02:37 <+CheckYourSix> BytesAndCoffee: Use a professional resume writer. They make a big difference
02:38 < rpifan> dont use
02:38 < BytesAndCoffee> CheckYourSix: yeah but $$$
02:38 < rpifan> pho
02:38 <+NinjaStyle> Wireshark doesn't have any tools for altering the http packets or injecting payloads or any of the manipulation you can do in burp
02:38 < rpifan> he is terrible
02:38 < rpifan> phox
02:38 < rpifan> phox bad bad
02:38 < rpifan> waste of money
02:38 < rpifan> terrible
02:38 <+CheckYourSix> rpifan: No, you just hate everyone and every job
02:38 <@killdash9> I will second the pro resume writer thing. They know what gets results these days and can help get past the HR robot resume firewall
02:38 <+CheckYourSix> BytesAndCoffee: A couple hundred. But it makes a big difference
02:38 < rpifan> true
02:38 <+CheckYourSix> killdash9: +++
02:38 < rpifan> but phox did a terrible job
02:39 < rpifan> people were confused everytime they read my resume
02:39 < rpifan> i had to redo it again
02:40 < BytesAndCoffee> CheckYourSix: my biweekly take-home pay is about $970, minus $400 for rent and other expenses, minus $65/mo for dsl, $130/mo cell/landline
02:40 <+NinjaStyle> D:
02:40 <+CheckYourSix> There's plenty to spare. You can cough up a couple hundred for a professional resume writer.
02:41 < BytesAndCoffee> i tried one
02:41 < agent_white> Or reach out to a recruiter buddy and offer them a 6 pack in exchange.
02:41 < BytesAndCoffee> it was shit
02:41 <@killdash9> it's not much and can make a big $$$ difference
02:41 <+CheckYourSix> BytesAndCoffee: Who? And what did they do?
02:41 < BytesAndCoffee> CheckYourSix: it was one that was being promoted by linkedin
02:42 <@killdash9> you mean one that paid LinkedIn to be promoted
02:42 < BytesAndCoffee> i guess
02:42 <+CheckYourSix> 2 friends of mine went through a guy and ended up with massive raises. One got over $40k increase and one got probably a $20k increase
02:42 <+CheckYourSix> ^
02:42 <+CheckYourSix> Yeah, probably a shitty one.
02:42 < BytesAndCoffee> i only sunk 1 payment, and told them that i was in no way satisfied
02:42 <+CheckYourSix> www.phoxres.com is good. I've also heard good things about www.resumeraiders.com
02:42 <+CheckYourSix> How much did you spend
02:43 < BytesAndCoffee> idk
02:43 < BytesAndCoffee> it was like a year ago
02:44 < BytesAndCoffee> im shocked that they didn't hound me for the other 2 payments
02:44 < agent_white> What part is hard about your resume? List the jerb, +4 bullet points with what you did or what you contributed while you were there.
02:45 <+CheckYourSix> agent_white: You'd be amazed how bad most people are with resumes
02:46 <+NinjaStyle> It's true
02:46 < DLSteve> I struggle to keep mine short.
02:46 < jay-ros> CheckYourSix, yeah, I've had friends send me their resumes to take a look, and I think to myself "how have you been selected for roles previously?"
02:46 <+CheckYourSix> I'll be honest, I suck at doing my own resume. I can read a bunch of others and give all sorts of feedback. My own? Shit, I'm lost.
02:46 <+CheckYourSix> jay-ros: ++
02:47 < DLSteve> jay-ros, lot of my jobs that I got the resume was a formality.
02:47 <+CheckYourSix> DLSteve: ++
02:48 < jay-ros> DLSteve - yeah, there's definitely the 'my name speaks for itself' levels, but even then, if you hand over a piece of paper which says "I haven't needed to word an email since I left school" then there's little hope for the person when you sit them in a seat
02:49 < DLSteve> jay-ros, sure, I make sure my resumes are grammatically correct and make sense :P
02:49 < jay-ros> ...I tell people when it's a topic that half a day in working on your resume before applying for a job could earn you more money - it's simple fact that if you're presented to them professionally then you can say "here's why you want me"
02:50 <+CheckYourSix> Nothing is worse than a shitty resume. Especially if you have spelling or grammar errors. You're done.
02:51 < DLSteve> You have to put in more effort if you don't have connections in that company.
02:51 < agent_white> A good cover letter goes a long ways, too. You need to make yourself stand out among the crowd. (on my cover letter at the very bottom, I put a picture of my 'homelab' and say a few lines about what it's running). I've gotten comments about it from recruiters almost every time.
02:52 < DLSteve> My "home lab" is rather depressing lol, just my MacBook and the stock Comcast router lol.
02:52 < jay-ros> and having a resume that says "objectives: Currently seeking a role which offers opportunities in my chosen field, with reasonable availability of expansion into these other avenues of growth", a description like "Professional Services-groomed it staff member, I have strengths in office politics, kludging technical faults and working on tasks which guide the business towards earning more money"
02:53 < rpifan> lol my weekly pay
02:53 < rpifan> with taxes is 800
02:53 < jay-ros> and a list of previous roles and whatnot in a visually pleasing font that makes the page look good when it's sitting on a desk in front of you
02:53 < DLSteve> I never got the "objectives" section, mine does not have one.
02:53 < agent_white> DLSteve: Oh same here. A couple of shitty old boxes (one wall-mounted on plexiglass)... but they still dig it. Shows that you are passionate about what you do.
02:54 <+CheckYourSix> Objectives is kinda meh. Lots of people have the same standard objectives on theirs.
02:54 <+CheckYourSix> I feel like it's a given with the objectives.
02:54 < agent_white> When you have 100 candidates, and they are going over 'who makes it to the next phase', I know mine will stick out cause who else would do that? ;)
02:54 < DLSteve> agent_white, I mainly write software so GitHub is where all my side project stuff is showcased.
02:54 < jay-ros> CheckYourSix, DLSteve - I always add my objectives with the context "You're hiring me because I fit what you're looking for. My objectives are what I'm looking for from you"
02:55 < DLSteve> 90% of peoples objectives are to make more money.
02:55 <+CheckYourSix> DLSteve: ++++
02:55 < jay-ros> Mine for the role I'm in now
02:55 < jay-ros> Constantly challenging position with customer/client interfacing responsibilities and high-level technical requirements. Opportunities for career development towards leadership and continuing technical challenges.
02:55 <+CheckYourSix> Just like interviews are bullshit. "Why do you want to work here?" "Because you have a job opening and will pay me more than my current job"
02:56 <+NinjaStyle> Yeah I legit usually say that in response
02:56 < jay-ros> Hell no CheckYourSix - I sat down with my now-manager mid last year and said "You have all the stuff that's not on my resume. I bring common sense. We're a good fit"
02:56 <+NinjaStyle> I don't know if I wanna work there, you tell me why it's a good place to work
02:56 <@JollyRgrs> objectives: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etMpCz8eql8
02:56 < DLSteve> Although I'm tempted to apply for Starbucks for free coffee.
02:56 < agent_white> Hahah. Just gotta jump through the hoops. I always say "because I am looking for an environment where I can contribute as well as learn and grow my skillset".
02:56 <@JollyRgrs> Get Money
02:57 < jay-ros> nice DLSteve
02:57 <+NinjaStyle> Objectives: get free coffee
02:57 <@JollyRgrs> oh man... these were always favs: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYD3gLCXXuU
02:58 <+CheckYourSix> agent_white: Again, all bullshit. Interviews are complete bullshit. It's all about who can think fastest when questions are asked and answer them without being negative in any way. So it's all a load of shit. Especially the "Tell me about a time when..."
02:58 < jay-ros> I'm sure an effective one for someone working in accounts would be "Objectives: Finding a nice hen's nest with a group of girls I don't want to bitch about after six months. Potential for reasonable maternity leave accommodation"
02:58 <@JollyRgrs> CheckYourSix: not true
02:58 <@JollyRgrs> not all interviews are "tell me a time when"
02:58 <@JollyRgrs> and it isn't always the fastest thinkers
02:58 <+CheckYourSix> JollyRgrs: Some companies have figured out how to do interviews that matter. Most haven't, especially megacorps. They're stuck on the old ways.
02:59 <@JollyRgrs> i want someone who is genuinely passioned for their work, i want someone who isn't an idiot, and I want someone who I feel is honest/truthful
02:59 < DLSteve> Oracle was 5 hours of white boarding data structures >.<
02:59 < jay-ros> JollyRgrs, I want someone hungry.
02:59 <+NinjaStyle> Oracle sucks
02:59 <@JollyRgrs> CheckYourSix: i didn't get that when i interviewed w/ a large global bank
02:59 <@JollyRgrs> jay-ros: exactly
02:59 <@JollyRgrs> but not always hungry b/c they are jobless
02:59 < DLSteve> Pay was good and my friend who works their like the department hes in.
02:59 <@JollyRgrs> you gotta make sure they aren't only hungry b/c no job
03:00 < jay-ros> Yeah, I want someone who is hungry to succeed :)
03:00 < jay-ros> Then I want someone who doesn't seem like they're going to bitch out - I need someone with brass nuts that'll take lead and stick their chin out
03:00 <@JollyRgrs> any interview i've done with NOT an idiot (I had some idiot mgrs, especially at geek squad) have all thought I interviewed great
03:00 <+CheckYourSix> I had 3 interviews for this job. HR was the standard "Why do you want to work here?" "Tell me about a time when ..." Big waste of time. The other interviews were alright
03:01 <@JollyRgrs> home depot didn't hire me b/c they said my powershell skills were more like a 2/10 than a 5 or 6/10 like i thought (b/c i couldn't do multi-threaded stuff off the top of my head)
03:01 < jay-ros> Our team looks after each other. if you can rally a squad who checks each other's backs, and moves as a group, then the business succeeds through stress, success and problems
03:01 <@JollyRgrs> they had specific needs it seems
03:01 < jay-ros> CheckYourSix, HR is crap.
03:01 <+CheckYourSix> jay-ros: +++
03:01 < agent_white> CheckYourSix: Yeup agreed. Just gotta jump through the hoops they give you. I dunno, I find them easy because it's hard _not_ to be excited about tech I think. When you and 100 other guys have nearly the same bullet-points, it really does come down to personality.
03:01 < jay-ros> Our office didn't have it when I started. I met the manager, his team, and the director
03:01 < DLSteve> JollyRgrs, Multi threaded PS?
03:01 <@JollyRgrs> yeah
03:01 < Ael> Who the hell needs to do multithreaded stuff in Powershell?
03:02 < DLSteve> Did not know that was a thing.
03:02 <@JollyRgrs> i knew about it, i had looked at it, but not time to really go into it
03:02 < jay-ros> Ael - multiple offices, infrastructures, reporting etc
03:02 <@JollyRgrs> Ael: in a pinch, pushing with SCCM is not fast enough
03:02 < jay-ros> Run-Job
03:02 <@JollyRgrs> you need to push to 100k computers with some setting RIGHT AWAY?
03:02 <@JollyRgrs> jay-ros: that's the start of it
03:02 < jay-ros> JollyRgrs - yeah, I'm a dunce on multi threading. I'm playing with Desired State at the moment
03:02 < Ael> fair enough. never had that many systems to deal with.
03:02 <@JollyRgrs> runspaces and runpools, etc.
03:02 < DLSteve> oh, thats just running a bunch of tasks in parallel.
03:03 < jay-ros> Ael - if you do something to 100K computers running them on parallel, you can do separate error handling tasks and not wait for timeouts
03:03 <+NinjaStyle> i think you can just loop start-job
03:03 <@JollyRgrs> the problem is, if you want feedback from those jobs... you gotta handle global vars, etc.
03:03 <+NinjaStyle> maybe build in a semaphore of some kind
03:04 < DLSteve> "Just write a program in Go to do it!"
03:04 <@JollyRgrs> but when it was said and done at my old job... a WMI query on 8000 computers was done in less than a minute
03:04 <+CheckYourSix> I want a job where the team is passionate and genuinely loves what they do. A place where people don't try to offload their work onto others, point fingers, and find every excuse under the sun not to comply with things. A job where I have an opportunity for advancement and solid pay raises/bonuses. A place where people enjoy learning and teaching each other.
03:04 < agent_white> Amen.
03:04 <@JollyRgrs> basically, it took a little bit of time up front to stage the runpools/spaces and then after that it was barely longer than it took for a single computer to report back
03:04 <+CheckYourSix> Seems so hard to find
03:04 <@JollyRgrs> CheckYourSix: you don't know how much that works...
03:04 <@JollyRgrs> if you mention exactly that in an interview
03:05 <@JollyRgrs> companies want to hear you saying "this is what _I_ want from the company i want to work for"
03:05 <@JollyRgrs> it shows passion, etc.
03:05 < DLSteve> "lol then why are you applying here?"
03:05 <+CheckYourSix> DLSteve: ROFL +++++
03:05 < DLSteve> probably what I would say :P
03:05 <@JollyRgrs> DLSteve: you know when someone in the interview w/ you snickers... you're in the wrong place
03:05 <@JollyRgrs> haha
03:06 <@JollyRgrs> fortnite says i have to search 7 chests
03:06 <@JollyRgrs> but wouldn' I get #metoo'ed if I do that?
03:06 < DLSteve> My department is fun of bitter vets with 1000 yard stares, we combat stupid on a daily basis.
03:06 < DLSteve> *full
03:07 <+CheckYourSix> $megacorp caps yearly raises at 2% right now unless your boss pushes a VP to override that, but that's rare. To me, 2% is complete bullshit. I want to see 5-6% (or more) yearly raises and big bonuses. I'll work my ass off to get them, but it's kinda insulting to work so hard and get 2%
03:07 <+CheckYourSix> JollyRgrs: "Pound me too"
03:07 <+NinjaStyle> 2% is complete shit
03:07 <@JollyRgrs> CheckYourSix: i've made that connection as well. i thought itw as funny
03:07 <+CheckYourSix> JollyRgrs: There's a meme for it. It's hilarious
03:07 < DLSteve> CheckYourSix, Thats the truth, the raise I just got had to be signed by our CEO. My company has 300k employee world wide.
03:07 < agent_white> CheckYourSix: The biggest raises you will get will be from moving companies, hands down.
03:08 <+CheckYourSix> Inflation averages like 2.6%, so 2% means I'm trailing inflation every year
03:08 <+NinjaStyle> DLSteve: god damn
03:08 <+NinjaStyle> what do you work for walmart?
03:08 < m4221> NinjaStyle: my last raise was 2%.  The highest in the group was 2.5%
03:08 < DLSteve> No but not far off, a retailer/
03:08 <+CheckYourSix> agent_white: Oh I know. But 5-6% is what I want to see. My friends are pulling anywhere from 5-15% yearly increases as engineers
03:09 <+CheckYourSix> DLSteve: I got 3.5% this year and it had to be approved by a high level VP. And part of the reason I got it is because 2 guys are retiring and they're not getting raises on this cycle because of it, so they had some extra money to spread around. Next year, I'll be lucky to get anything beyond 2%.
03:09 <+NinjaStyle> fuck that
03:10 < agent_white> CheckYourSix: 15% holy shit... without getting rugburn on your knees, that seems tough.
03:10 <@killdash9> then go look in your company's financials and see what raise your CEO got...it's good to be king.
03:10 <+CheckYourSix> agent_white: When you dominate your job and everyone knows it, and your company wants to keep you happy, it's doable
03:10 < DLSteve> Whats sad is that three other coworkers and I basically have to provision and manage 300k employee account across several hundred different systems. Thats why I'm basically a developer as I do most of the automation.
03:10 <+NinjaStyle> ive found quite a few salary info excel docs during pentests
03:10 <+NinjaStyle> CEOs always make stupid money
03:10 <+CheckYourSix> killdash9: CEO makes over $15 million/year for us
03:11 < m4221> NinjaStyle: we would be so fucked in a fuzzing attack
03:11 < DLSteve> Our CEO makes like $600k base salary. He has generous stock options though.
03:11 <+NinjaStyle> DLSteve: he probably gets like 100%+ bonus too
03:12 < DLSteve> To be fair he basically help build the company to what it is.
03:17 < jay-ros> CheckYourSix, I gave my new guy a tedious list of things to do - user machine management tasks to pull information. Told him to powershell it
03:18 < jay-ros> he was a little bit 'this isn't fun' about it, but then this morning I told him to butcher his powershell script and use it to pull all of the network config from our cluster servers, compare it against the dhcp and dns, and provide any anomalies that stood out needing fixing
03:18 < DLSteve> I need to learn PS better, I can read and modify existing stuff but I have not really sat down and written anything of my own.
03:19 < jay-ros> I said "you're going to automate this so it tells us if there's anything wrong later on. I also want you to make it give us the option to set DCHP reservations and confirm the server is in DNS when we make new servers"
03:19 < jay-ros> I said "I want this done, I don't want you to learn how to do it from scratch. If you need to do something but can't get the wording right, let me know. I'll show you how so you can keep powering through it."
03:19 < jay-ros> I expect effort, but also reasonable resource management when he's escalating to me
03:20 <+CheckYourSix> +++
03:21 < agent_white> jay-ros: You sound like a fun boss :)
03:22 < mducharm3-laptop> I've never really gotten into powershell much
03:22 < DLSteve> Thats actually pretty good, gives them a use case to work towards.
03:22 < jay-ros> I asked him to check the NTP configuration (we've got drift), and told him to learn how to set one up, point out that our setup is broken (we already know this, he doesn't), and then make one of the DC domain controllers the new one. I said "Give me a plan, I'll correct it, and then you send it to the team/$boss" and say "this is what we need to do". you need to accommodate graceful realignment to real clock time, not jump 120 seconds in one
03:22 < jay-ros> go."
03:23 < jay-ros> also to check with the webdevs to confirm their systems aren't affected - communication, clarification, planning and knowledgeable execution :0
03:23 <+CheckYourSix> I'm the type of person that is a problem solver and will take ownership of tasks cradle to grave. I don't let little details slip through the cracks. I learn everything about the project and make sure nothing will come back to bite us later on. I don't like red tape though. Remove the red tape for me or I'm going to steamroll the obstables standing in my way. And if some people get upset with that, well, that's too bad because I
03:23 <+CheckYourSix> need to get the project done and I don't have time for bullshit stuff.
03:23 <+CheckYourSix> Everything I touch ends up being a rabbit hole, but I'll follow it to the bottom and fix it the right way from the ground up.
03:23 < misspwn_> it's real heavy in here
03:23 < agent_white> jay-ros: What is this dudes official position name? - I know it varies and is typically bs, but curious.
03:24 < jay-ros> CheckYourSix, if you can give people business reason to do things, and give them the opinion that you've calculated other options and found that yours is the best option, you'll breeze through the diplomatic part easily
03:24 < DLSteve> CheckYourSix, Redtape while a pain can be necessary, I throw red tape up for other teams otherwise they will overwhelm us.
03:24 < jay-ros> agent_white, he's a 'Business Systems Engineer, IT'
03:25 < misspwn_> jay-ros, you want him to do it in powershell but don't want him to learn powershell to do it?
03:25 <+CheckYourSix> jay-ros: My biggest problem is when we need information/approvals for shit, but nobody seems to have a clue who to ask or where to find the information.
03:25 <+CheckYourSix> DLSteve: ^
03:25 < jay-ros> misspwn_ I'm giving him tasks to pull apart and put back together. I've got a tonne of scripts and I'm showing him how to butcher them to do what he wants, then he can fine tune it later
03:25 < DLSteve> approvals for what?
03:26 < jay-ros> I'd rather proof his work and get him used to doing large volumes of work to start
03:26 <+CheckYourSix> It's a little different for me because I get to play project manager and deal with everything from intial discovery of whatever issue/project needs to be fixed/done through quoting from contractors to babysitting them through it all to make sure it's done right
03:27 < misspwn_> sounds like a way to find out if someone is willing to put up with all that bullshit upfront
03:27 < jay-ros> misspwn_, :)
03:27 < misspwn_> so either he'll do well and proof himself or tell you to fuck off with those kinda requests
03:28 < DLSteve> Ah, yah. Fortunately I have PMs who can shield me from a lot of crap. The can take my rude comments on the customers time tables and translate them to more diplomatic terms.
03:28 < jay-ros> nah, I'm giving him stuff that he's not worked on before. I'm giving him a broad infrastructure peek, and letting him do smaller parts to it, so he's learning the way it's all meshed, while learning the higher level stuff of it. He's only in his third week
03:29 < misspwn_> dang
03:29 < DLSteve> How do you correct the NTB thing, just incrementally adduct the clock back a second or two at a time?
03:30 < jay-ros> He's now in the DHCP, DNS, NTP, Hyper-V powershell pull, working on branch office communication, shopping for server hardware, checking windows licenses across the network, setting GPO tasks on filtered machines and fine tuning the SCOM server
03:30 < DLSteve> *adjust
03:30 < jay-ros> DLSteve - no fucking idea to be honest, I'd kludge it and drop 2 seconds off every 15 minutes, and hope for the best, or 1 second off every 30 minutes and wait for 60 hours
03:31 < jay-ros> Then flick over to the new NTP server to solidify, and do spot tests on all the infra afterwards
03:31 < DLSteve> jay-ros, a two minute jump can really fuck with logs or database transactions.
03:31 < jay-ros> w32tm stripcharts on psexec aross the network
03:31 < jay-ros> DLSteve - over the course of a week?
03:31 <+CheckYourSix> DLSteve: Anything/everything. As an example, I've handled doing a new fall protection system, new fire pumps, LED light conversion, all sorts of small repairs, arc flash study, new equipment (scissor lifts, floor cleaning machines, etc), now we have to demo some floors and repair underground sewage lines that are leaking, pull new cable through conduits and T off of the main line to another location, etc. Tons of dumb shit
03:31 <+CheckYourSix> involved with it all. Everything from complying with company policies to getting approvals for money to me evaluating and approving engineering diagrams to babysitting contractors and ensuring they do things correctly for all of those projects. That's just scratching the surface of what I have to do.
03:31 < DLSteve> no, all at once
03:32 < jay-ros> Yeah, that's not happening. i'll make him do it gracefully, peel off a second every 30 minutes
03:32 <+CheckYourSix> Go for broke, 120 second jump in one shot
03:32 <+CheckYourSix> +++
03:33 < DLSteve> could peel off milliseconds every minute or so, most systems are not that sensitive.
03:33 < DLSteve> unless you are Google and then leap seconds can throw your systems off.
03:33 < jay-ros> I'm going to let him research and decide. I'll tell him to consider databases and everything else
03:33 < mducharm3-laptop> I thought NTP itself had settings where you could tell it how much to adjust your time as a maximum in one change
03:34 < DLSteve> It might. I work in the identity space so I mainly focus on AD, PKI, Federation, etc...
03:35 <+NinjaStyle> boop
03:36 < DLSteve> Although somehow my department owns DNS.
03:36 < DLSteve> The fools gave be DNS admin powers too.
03:37 < DLSteve> *me
03:37 < mducharm3-laptop> probably because of how important DNS is for AD
03:37 < DLSteve> Yah I think thats why, also ties into PKI.
03:38 <+CheckYourSix> Speaking of time, my DCs in my homelab are behind a little and my desktop is behind 1-2 minutes. They just don't seem to want to sync.
03:40 <+NinjaStyle> we dont speak of time here
03:40 < DLSteve> Yah we had an issue where one of our DC got out of sync and drifted quite a bit, I could not log into a server that was using it for auth because of it.
03:42 <+CheckYourSix> How do I get mine back on track? I've told it to look at the ntp.org servers and sync to them, but it still seems to be behind my cellphone. My desktop won't sync to the DC either
03:42 < varesa> my NTP server can't stay on time either :/ It reports it has a 200µS offset to the stratum 1 servers it syncs from
03:44 <@JollyRgrs> my NTP server brings all the boys to the yard
03:47 <@cryptic1> what you are always looking for eh
03:47 < jay-ros> JollyRgrs - yes, but does it bring them on time?
03:48 < jay-ros> My NTP server brings all the boys to the yard at +0.00215; +0.00213; +0.00214
03:51 < jay-ros> https://pasteboard.co/HnlRRiw.png - post quick discussion of "tell me what's affected, what you need to consider, when you can schedule. Now go look up these things"
03:52 < jay-ros> CheckYourSix, give my kid some time and I'll give you a report on what he's got planned ;)
03:53 <+CheckYourSix> jay-ros: Ok
03:53 <+CheckYourSix> I'm not concerned with jumping 120 seconds on homelab though
03:53 < jay-ros> I suggested creating a time schedule in which the server can do the work and not affect services
03:54 < jay-ros> ...he might be so good that he comes up with a way as to not even break Hunterkll's database megastation
03:54 <+CheckYourSix> Haha
04:01 < xe0n> sup
04:02 < jay-ros> hi xe0n :)
04:02 < jay-ros> uuurgh, I just had one of those "goddammit" situations
04:03 < xe0n> pretty much summed up my day
04:03 < jay-ros> .net installation on server 2012 r2... it's hit me now!
04:03 < xe0n> 3.5?
04:03 < jay-ros> yeah
04:04 < xe0n> server manager :)
04:04 < xe0n> have iso handy, point to sources dir :P
04:04 < xe0n> wait wait, we had this convo i swear last week, or earlier this week lol
04:04 < xe0n> it's the irc timewarp again
04:04 < jay-ros> xe0n - we had EXACTLY this conversation last week!
04:04 < jay-ros> I think my NTP is off
04:05 < nohusuro> dism /online /enable-feature /featurename:NetFX3 /All /Source:<source_drive>:\sources\sxs /LimitAccess
04:05 < jay-ros> yeah nohusuro - last week xe0n didn't have the disk
04:05 < jay-ros> ...I've got the disk.
04:05 < nohusuro> and by disk, you mean ISO right?
04:06 < jay-ros> yeah
04:06 < nohusuro> because who uses disks these days?
04:06 < jay-ros> ^_^ my flash array storage / cisco UCS cluster doesn't have a disk drive
04:08 < jay-ros> yeah sweet that worked easy enough - DISM /Online /Enable-Feature /FeatureName:NetFx3 /All /LimitAccess /Source:d:\sources\sxs
04:08 < jay-ros> fucking myob installation
04:08 < xe0n> lol
04:09 < xe0n> and it wasn't me who didnt have the iso, :P
04:09 < jay-ros> oh might've been enix?
04:09 < xe0n> think so
04:09 < jay-ros> it was one of the cool guys, and it wasn't nohusuro or Jolly or Miller or Ninja
04:10 <@JollyRgrs> killdash9: chamon!
04:10 < xe0n> bonus points: this is why you import the entire iso and not just install.wim into MDT\SCCM when doing task sequences...
04:10 < xe0n> what's for lunch?
04:10 <+NinjaStyle> jay-ros: :(
04:10 <@JollyRgrs> xe0n: what now?
04:12 < xe0n> yeah im hungry
04:12 < xe0n> so im not sure what i want to eat
04:12 < xe0n> im doing noodle box tonight, so not an option for lunch, too much noodle
04:12 < jay-ros> I said you were cool ninja!
04:12 < jay-ros> I have roast pork and tomato rice from home
04:12 <+NinjaStyle> oh ok, carry on
04:12 < jay-ros> but you couldn't go wrong with a pulled port burrito bowl, guac and a bottle of lift
04:12 < jay-ros> guzman
04:12 < xe0n> lift!
04:12 < xe0n> i haven't had lift in forever
04:13 < xe0n> i think it includes 5% real lemon now
04:13 < jay-ros> I think it was made in the vicinity of lemons that were 5% real
04:13 < xe0n> exactly
04:13 < xe0n> solo is a real mans lemon drink
04:13 < xe0n> or fisherman's drink, whatever
04:13 < jay-ros> guzman and gomez don't have solo
04:14 < jay-ros> L&P is where it's at
04:14 < jay-ros> it has lemon AND peroa
04:15 < jay-ros> but... burrito bowl. Get involved
04:17 < BytesAndCoffee> wtf is going on
04:17 <+NinjaStyle> ay
04:18 < BytesAndCoffee> my connection drops, my nick reset to yazdmich, and nickserv is telling me my nick is owned by Eteris
04:18 < BytesAndCoffee> tg
04:18 < BytesAndCoffee> tf
04:19 < BytesAndCoffee> 22:07 -!- Irssi: Your nick is owned by Eteris [~Eteris@cpc109561-know16-2-0-cust311.17-2.cable.virginm.net
04:20 <+NinjaStyle> did u never reguster it?
04:21 <@cryptic1> should have either registered it or grouped it
04:22 < BytesAndCoffee> i've owned yazdmich since april 2008
04:23 <@cryptic1> i may have sold it to the highest bidder on the weekend though
04:23 <@cryptic1> its a blur so anything could have happened
04:24 < jay-ros> it happens.
04:25 < jay-ros> How would a werezombie work? Do they turn into a zombie on a full moon?
04:27 < jay-ros> in dungeons and dragons, werewolves revert to their original forms when they die... and a zombie is considered undead/dead, so they'd just be humanoid, yes?
04:33 < jay-ros> EvilWerezombie - can I ask you a question?
04:34 < jay-ros> Fuck, how do I remove the UAC from an application https://pasteboard.co/Hnm9f2s.png
04:37 < xe0n> loll
04:37 < xe0n> fucking myob
04:37 < xe0n> pos
04:38 < jay-ros> seriously though, there's a description on lifting rights as a scheduled task and shortcutting that, but it'd give the session admin rights (file manipulation on the rest of the citrix server)
04:38 < Hunterkll> damn
04:38 < Hunterkll> can't wait for my new camera to get her
04:38 < jay-ros> Hi Hunterkll
04:38 < Hunterkll> here even
04:39 <+NinjaStyle> jay-ros: you may be able to alter the permissions on the filesystem or in the registry to ake it work as non-admin
04:39 <+NinjaStyle> use procmon
04:39 < xe0n> is that account right 19.5
04:39 < Hunterkll> also the exe itself may be flagging the admin requirements
04:39 < xe0n> or is that the other sku
04:39 < Hunterkll> AIK
04:39 < jay-ros> yeah
04:39 < Hunterkll> er, not AIK
04:39 < Hunterkll> dig into the ... ACT
04:39 < xe0n> ACT!
04:40 < jay-ros> Time for Test Testerson to jump into action and do what he does best
04:40 < Hunterkll> https://blogs.technet.microsoft.com/yongrhee/2015/08/11/download-application-compatibility-toolkit-act-for-windows-10/
04:40 < Hunterkll> ^^^
04:40 < Hunterkll> application compatibility toolkit
04:40 < jay-ros> server 2012 r2?
04:40 < Hunterkll> i've done amazing things with that
04:40 < jay-ros> oh, never mind, easy fix
04:40 < Hunterkll> i've yet to run into a 32 bit windows application I couldn't beat into submission
04:40 < jay-ros> just needed to give user permission to MYOB
04:40 < xe0n> jay-ros: are you running it on RDS? I know they have a version for that that takes the prompt away
04:40 < xe0n> but whatevs
04:40 < jay-ros> on the executable
04:41 < Hunterkll> !
04:41 < Hunterkll> on the executable?!
04:41 < jay-ros> yeah
04:41 < jay-ros> that fixed it
04:41 < xe0n> haha
04:41 < Hunterkll> that makes no sense!
04:41 < xe0n> program files
04:41 < xe0n> lolol
04:41 < jay-ros> fml
04:41 < Hunterkll> the folder i could understand
04:41 < Hunterkll> but the program EXE itself?
04:41 < jay-ros> maybe it was because I was logged in as a domain admin?
04:41 < xe0n> myob sucks balls Hunterkll
04:41 < jay-ros> I'll log back in with my account to test
04:41 < jay-ros> ...TEST TESTERSON STRIKES AGAIN!
04:41 < xe0n> testicles
04:41 < Hunterkll> xe0n, i get that, but that literally makes no sense based on how windows works
04:41 < jay-ros> Nothing can stop this hypothetical man!
04:42 < Hunterkll> shit, how unix style permissions work on ANYTHING
04:42 < xe0n> who cares Hunterkll lol
04:42 < Hunterkll> xe0n, in program files, the user already has read permissions
04:42 < xe0n> dude, relax
04:42 < Hunterkll> unless the EXE is self-modifying nothing else is needed
04:42 < xe0n> dont go on your rant
04:42 < jay-ros> Oh Hunterkll
04:42 < xe0n> i know
04:42 < jay-ros> it's installed to C:$
04:42 < jay-ros> not to progfiles
04:42 < Hunterkll> ....?
04:42 < xe0n> C:\MYOB
04:42 < xe0n> loll
04:42 < Hunterkll> LOLOLOLOL
04:42 < Hunterkll> that makes a bit more sense
04:42 < xe0n> i remember now :P
04:43 < jay-ros> hmm interesting
04:43 <+NinjaStyle> you are
04:43 < jay-ros> when i'm logged in on citrix, it doesn't ask for UAC
04:43 < jay-ros> when I'm logged in as domain admin on RDP it does
04:45 < xe0n> splitttzzzz
04:45 < jay-ros> that split tho
04:45 < jay-ros> Are we the chosen ones?
04:45 < xe0n> splitz is a good ice cream
04:45 < xe0n> raseberry splitz
04:46 < jay-ros> were those the ones from the ice cream trucks?
04:46 <+NinjaStyle> boop
04:46 < xe0n> ummm the one with icey pole on the outside, and ice cream on the inside
04:46 < xe0n> i think bulla makes em?
04:46 < jay-ros> yeah!
04:46 < xe0n> on friday nights, we have ice cream delivery van drive around the streets dinging his bell lol
04:46 < xe0n> can go out and get tubs of ice cream
04:47 <+NinjaStyle> nuuuuu
04:47 <+NinjaStyle> we lost jaelae
04:47 <+NinjaStyle> jay-ros
04:47 < jay-ros> Jesus, I felt that one
04:47 < jay-ros> yeah, like a splice, only not pineapple lime
04:49 < jay-ros> is the mic on?
04:50 <+NinjaStyle> wat
04:50 < jay-ros> split city right now
04:50 < jay-ros> we just lost abakedapplepie :(
04:50 <+NinjaStyle> woahhhhhh
04:50 <+NinjaStyle> finally cryptic1 is gone
04:51 < rhqq> yeah
04:51 < rhqq> ..
04:51 < jay-ros> https://imgur.com/a/xx58KyP
04:55 < jay-ros> Now I just need to get the moxie to switch over the citrix servers - my new ones to prod!
04:59 < Hunterkll> hey guys
04:59 < Hunterkll> anyone need a windows 10 product key?
04:59 < Hunterkll> https://www.ebay.com/itm/Windows-10-Home-USB-Flash-Drive-OEM-License-Key-Card-Model-1734/202322195639?hash=item2f1b57b4b7:g:q6wAAOSwydpbBgnn
04:59 <@Nostalg14c> Morning.
04:59 <+CheckYourSix> Lol!
04:59 <+CheckYourSix> People are stupid
05:00 < jay-ros> HAHHAHAA
05:00 < jay-ros> there's more!!!!!
05:01 < Hunterkll> ?
05:01 < jay-ros> There's others with the same
05:01 < Hunterkll> ah lol
05:01 < jay-ros> one - the guy covered the last few character
05:01 < jay-ros> s*
05:03 < nojeffrey> I have a friend who uses HostGator cpanel, they've purchased an "Addon Domain" records are setup inside cpanel, if i: dig @ns6465.hostgator.com it returns an authoritive answer, but if i dig @8.8.8.8 or @1.1.1.1 or do a +trace from the root, it doesn't resolve: https://paste.ofcode.org/3795Q5SaYZtRRj4qc9dRWUr
05:04 <@JollyRgrs> oh man, hostgator... i remember them
05:05 < nojeffrey> good or bad memories?
05:07 <+NinjaStyle> shhh Virtual-Potato is here
05:07 <@Nostalg14c> nojeffrey: how long ago was that set up
05:07 < Virtual-Potato> NinjaStyle, thank you for announcing my presence
05:08 < nojeffrey> domain was registered maybe 2 years ago, TTL is 14440(4hours), I check it last night so it should have propagated by now.
05:08 < xe0n> hostgator reminds me of the mascott i saw on icey poles in the 90s
05:10 < nojeffrey> it's like the domain is not properly registered with a domain registrar
05:22 <+NinjaStyle> nojeffrey: are your ns records correct?
05:23 <+NinjaStyle> dig -t NS domain.com
05:28 <+NinjaStyle> nojeffrey: oh i just read your paste
05:34 <+NinjaStyle> nojeffrey: looks like the domain is expired
05:39 < jay-ros> *yawn*
05:46 < jay-ros> Hunterkll is going up and down like a <something inappropriate> right now
05:47 <+NinjaStyle> his mom
05:47 < xe0n> i had dirty asian for lunch
05:47 < xe0n> sooo bad, too much msg
05:47 < xe0n> so salty
05:48 < xe0n> threw half of it out
05:48 <+NinjaStyle> chinese food is gross
05:49 < Church-> Heya NinjaStyle
05:49 <+NinjaStyle> hi
05:49 < Church-> Sup
05:49 <+NinjaStyle> nm u
05:55 <+NinjaStyle> Church-: https://sites.google.com/site/testsitehacking/-36k-google-app-engine-rce
05:55 <+NinjaStyle> im reading this
05:58 < Church-> Fun. Writing up my angel.co profile some more before I go through my application queue.
06:07 < jay-ros> hunterkll is still bouncing around like a <insert highly offensive comment>
06:08 <@Nostalg14c> Church-: dont you need $1M net worth?
06:08 < Church-> ?
06:08 < Church-> Nostalg14c: No?
06:08 <@Nostalg14c> • Individuals with annual income over $200K (individually) or $300K (with spouse) in each of the last 2 years and an expectation of the same this year
06:08 <@Nostalg14c> • Individuals with net assets over $1 million, excluding the primary residence (unless more is owed on the mortgage than the residence is worth)
06:08 <@Nostalg14c> • An institution with over $5 million in assets, such as a venture fund or a trust
06:08 <@Nostalg14c> Yuo need to be an accredited investor. ^
06:09 < Church-> For searching for jobs?
06:09 <@Nostalg14c> And those are the minimum requirements.
06:09 <@Nostalg14c> Angel.co is a different website then? o_o
06:09 < Church-> No, it's angelist
06:09 <@Nostalg14c> Ah, i c they have a job section as well.
06:09 <@Nostalg14c> Intesresting.
06:09 < Church-> Eyep, all startups.
06:10 <@Nostalg14c> Pretty sure they originally only did investments.
06:10 <@Nostalg14c> my bad.
06:10 < Church-> I certainly wish I had a mil networth already. :P
06:10 < Church-> I'd still be working but it'd be nice.
06:10 < Church-> No prob.
06:11 < jay-ros> hi Nostalg14c
06:11 < jay-ros> Hi Church-
06:11 <@Nostalg14c> hi
06:11 < Church-> Yo
06:11 < Church-> So I joined mastodon for some reason.
06:11 < Church-> Sigh.
06:12 < jay-ros> the band or the social thing?
06:12 < Church-> Also have to rewrite my forth interpreter. Gonna be less elegant now, ugh.
06:12 < Church-> Social
06:12 < Church-> Although I do have the hair for a metal band...
06:12  * Church- headbangs to some Slayer
06:12 < jay-ros> \m/
06:14 < jay-ros> I can't headbang right now, my neck-to-shoulder tendon has fired up and I'm stiff as a board
06:14 < jay-ros> but I did some rock fingers for you
06:15 < Church-> Heheheh
06:23 < Hunterkll> oh god
06:23 < Hunterkll> NinjaStyle, oh god oh god oh god
06:23 <+NinjaStyle> wat
06:23 < Hunterkll> there's something new in the win10 app store
06:24 < Hunterkll> NinjaStyle, https://i.imgur.com/HDb9YnJ.png
06:24 <+NinjaStyle> oh nice
06:26 < Hunterkll> this is just wrong
06:26 <+NinjaStyle> why?
06:27 < Hunterkll> it just is okay
06:27 < Hunterkll> but very, very convinent
06:34 < Church-> Heh
07:00 < Hunterkll> what in the fuck
07:00 < Hunterkll> NSFW https://motherboard.vice.com/en_us/article/ywewbw/nutaku-bop-it-sex-toy-flick-n-jerk?utm_source=vicefbus
07:00 < Hunterkll> a bop it you can fuck
07:00 < Hunterkll> the "Flick 'n' jerk"
07:05 <+NinjaStyle>  i know what Hunterkll is buying
07:06 < Hunterkll> nope
07:06 < Hunterkll> i'm oldschool
07:06 < agent_white> Oh my.
07:06 < Hunterkll> http://www.easylife.org/fufme/ <-- get the fucku fuckme
07:06 < Hunterkll> with windows 95 compatability
07:09 < Hunterkll> NinjaStyle, https://i.imgur.com/4owkRdc.png
07:09 <+NinjaStyle> haha
07:09 <+NinjaStyle> gross
07:13 < m4221> Have any of you had weight loss from stress?
07:14 <+NinjaStyle> i wish
07:15 < m4221> NinjaStyle: I am not trying and have unexplained weight loss
07:15 <+NinjaStyle> you have any other symtoms?
07:15 < m4221> NinjaStyle: lack of apetite
07:16 <+NinjaStyle> m4221: that's all?
07:16 < m4221> Increased thirst
07:16 <+NinjaStyle> you should go to the doctor
07:16 <+NinjaStyle> it sounds a bit like type 1 diabetes symtoms
07:17 <+NinjaStyle> symptoms*
07:17 <+NinjaStyle> the thirst thing in particular
07:18 < m4221> NinjaStyle: lab results were normal
07:18 <+NinjaStyle> ok, well that's good
07:18 < m4221> NinjaStyle: I have lost 40 lbs since 3/1
07:19 <+NinjaStyle> that seems extreme
07:19 <+NinjaStyle> you already went to the doctor?
07:19 < m4221> Yeah on 4/6
07:19 <+NinjaStyle> and they tested your blood sugar while you were there?
07:19 < m4221> Yeah
07:57 < Hatsjoe> Morning lads
07:57 < plop> morning
07:58 < voidstar> ayy bb
08:05 <+NinjaStyle> i need an accountant
08:06 < xe0n> i need a beer
08:06 < plop> i need a coffee
08:06 < voidstar> i need a money
08:14 <+NinjaStyle> I just learned about the income limit to contribute to an IRA
08:16 < agris> i need MOAR
08:16 < agris> secks
08:17 < agris> i don't want it
08:18 < agris> i need it
08:18 < voidstar> https://www.seriouseats.com/recipes/images/2015/05/Anova-Steak-Guide-Sous-Vide-Photos15-beauty-1500x1125.jpg
08:18 < voidstar> steck?
08:20 < agris> before i get out the cat509
08:24 < jay-ros> fuck me, what an afternoon
08:24 < jay-ros> I'm seeing sous vide links - I'm involved now
08:25 < jay-ros> yeah that special
08:25 < agris> are you ok with UNIXsexuals?
08:25 < voidstar> I just copied a random image link of steak on google
08:25 < agris> oh fuck i messed that up
08:26 < agris> i meant to say UNIXual
08:26 < agris> well joke is ruined
08:26 < jay-ros> voidstar - I'm seriously not complaining
08:26 < voidstar> (y)
08:52 < catbeard> bep
09:02 < Hunterkll> heh
09:02 < Hunterkll> this always amuses me
09:02 < Hunterkll> https://pics.me.me/what-do-you-want-for-christmas-i-want-a-dragon-28555727.png
09:50 < Reverend> morning nerds
09:55 < jumi> morning
09:55 < Reverend> hows it going jumi?
10:01 < jumi> a bit tired
10:08 < Blinky_> Morning all, quick question.  I have an r610 server running with a hardware raid card.  One of the drive is showing a fault and we have a new one being delivered today.  Do I just pull the old drive out and replaced with the new and the raid array will rebuild automatically or do I have to go into
10:08 < Blinky_> the raid setup on boot to rebuild it?
10:11 < nohusuro> generally you pull it out and put the new one in
10:11 < nohusuro> is the server not under warranty?
10:11 < nohusuro> or have prosupport?
10:11 < nohusuro> because generally Dell will do this stuff for you
10:12 < Reverend> Blinky_ it depends how it's configured.
10:14 < Blinky_> The server has not warranty or support.  I will pull the disk and replace and see if it rebuilds, else I will have a look at the setup for it.
10:14 < genr8__> you are the sysadmin and you don
10:14 < genr8__> don't know how they are RAIDed ?
10:15 < genr8__> they may not even be set up like that. (in the Raid setup bios)
10:15 < genr8__> it could be all done through the OS in which case youd need the command line
10:15 < Blinky_> I set teh drives up in a raid 6 config using 4 drives
10:16 < genr8__> well go in there and see what you can do as far as marking it offline or about to be replaced
10:18 < genr8__> i would do the rebuild from there too and wait patiently and not risk using it
10:19 < nohusuro> Blinky_: is this a server you can take offline for a while?
10:19 < nohusuro> or does it need to remain online?
10:31 < Blinky_> ideally it needs to stay online as it is a live server running nextcloud and backup scripts.  I will try replacing the drive and see if it works else I will have to take it offline.
11:56  * MillerBoss looks around
11:56 < MillerBoss> Soup and crackers for breakfast. Yum
11:59 < ihre> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Ws4JCXAS68
12:00 < MillerBoss> Sup ihre
12:00 < MillerBoss> Any food is good for breakfast :P
12:01 < MillerBoss> How is plop?
12:01 < ihre> not much, trying to set up jenkins to be able to auth to gke for deployment
12:01 < ihre> hbu?
12:01 < MillerBoss> I wish I knew about that stuff but I have no real world use for it (Jenkins)
12:02 < MillerBoss> New day ready to not be lazy today :P
12:02 < ihre> i wish i didnt either
12:02 < ihre> i fucking hate jenkins :D
12:02 < MillerBoss> And watching https://millerboss.com/x/Screen-Shot-2018-05-29-05-02-32-w.png
12:03 < MillerBoss> Why do you hate it
12:03 < ihre> it feels very convoluted, especially vs gitlab-ci
12:04 < MillerBoss> What does it do? Some type of automation for code?
12:04 < ihre> i guess it might have a lot more features, but i dont need them
12:04 < MillerBoss> Or code testing
12:04 < MillerBoss> Right?
12:04 < ihre> in this case, CI (testing, building, pushing artifacts) is done with gitlab-ci, before handing the repo over to jenkins which does actual deployment
12:05 < ihre> client has it that way, im setting it up locally since i dont have full access, to have a proper test environment to work with
12:05 < MillerBoss> I had a client that I managed their hosted Mac mini for iOS development and Jenkins was being used I saw
12:05 < plop> hey MillerBoss
12:05 < MillerBoss> I see
12:07 < MillerBoss> Project for the week is getting macOS Server going and managing some devices
12:07 < plop> good!
12:07 < plop> MillerBoss, minipc is working nice
12:07 < MillerBoss> If you need these videos let me know plop. I don't think they are on my Plex yet.
12:07 < MillerBoss> So its "fast" enough once updates are done eh?
12:08 < xe0n> macos server lolll
12:08 < plop> MillerBoss, yeah. i saw my amazon firestick has the plex app, i'll test it
12:08 < plop> MillerBoss, yeah. after the endless updates
12:09 < MillerBoss> Well you can do Plex in a browser and Plex apps
12:09 < MillerBoss> Yes xe0n :P
12:22 < Hunterkll> ahahahahah
12:22 < Hunterkll> remember how i said whoisguard protection was going the way of the dodo?
12:22 < Hunterkll> i just got a renewal email from namecheap
12:23 < Hunterkll> whisguard price is $0 across the board
12:23 < MillerBoss> From who?
12:23 < MillerBoss> Oh namecheap
12:23 < Hunterkll> MillerBoss, because of GDPR requirements
12:23 < Hunterkll> domain whois is returning filtered data now
12:23 < MillerBoss> That per registrar though I thought
12:23 < Hunterkll> it's a general ICANN compliance thing
12:23 < Hunterkll> ICANN runs the core whois system
12:23 < MillerBoss> I mean in terms if they charged for it or not
12:24 < Hunterkll> i mean
12:24 < Hunterkll> what's the use for whoisguard if the data's already ...
12:24 < Hunterkll> Registry Admin ID: REDACTED FOR PRIVACY
12:24 < Hunterkll> Admin Name: REDACTED FOR PRIVACY
12:24 < Hunterkll> Admin Organization: REDACTED FOR PRIVACY
12:24 < Hunterkll> :)
12:24 < Hunterkll> that's from a non-whoisguard domain on a different registrar
12:26 < MillerBoss> Wow that is umm
12:26 < Hunterkll> MillerBoss, hahahahaha yup it's 'free forever' on namecheap for whoisguard. guess when your service becomes useless... :D
12:27 < MillerBoss> So how about when you move a domain from registrar to another?
12:27 < MillerBoss> As you had to remove the whois privacy before to move
12:28 < Hunterkll> https://opensrs.com/blog/2018/04/gdpr-updates-transfer-process-changes/
12:28 < Hunterkll> there's some details about it
12:49 < Hunterkll> HAHAHAHA FUCK
12:49 < Hunterkll> Namecheap support person is asking for a list of my domains i need renewed
12:49 < Hunterkll> it's over 40
12:49 < Hunterkll> and it's all the fucked up ones too
12:49 < Hunterkll> she's gonna choke
12:49 < Hunterkll> asianpantysales.xyz is one of them
12:49 < Hunterkll> for example
12:49 < Hunterkll> ahahahahaha fuck
12:52 < Hunterkll> oh fuck
12:52 < Hunterkll> she's indian
12:52 < Hunterkll> and i have punjabipantyraiders.xyz
12:52 < MillerBoss> Of course you do.
12:52 < MillerBoss> Because you are Hunterkll
12:53 < Hunterkll> and horseboners.xyz
12:53 < MillerBoss> xyz $2 sale eh?
12:53 < Hunterkll> 88 cent
12:53 < Hunterkll> lol
12:53 < Hunterkll> Vita Mereshchuk:
12:53 < Hunterkll> Okay. Please allow me 10 minutes to check all the domain names.
12:53 < Hunterkll> oh god
12:53 < MillerBoss> Ha ha
12:53 < Hunterkll> imaylook18butimtotallynot.xyz
12:54 < Hunterkll> >_>
12:54 < Hunterkll> tijuanalolis.xyz
12:54 < Hunterkll> >_________<
12:54 < MillerBoss> What are you using those for?
12:54 < Hunterkll> nothing right now
12:54 < Hunterkll> eventually vhosts for irc probably
12:54 < Hunterkll> lol
12:55 < MillerBoss> Set up a shell company for zncs and what not
12:55 < MillerBoss> $1 per process
12:55 < Hunterkll> this is all my fucked up domains too
12:55 < MillerBoss> So how do you know when you got a failing disk in say a ESXi host?
12:55 < Hunterkll> hardware monitoring of some kind i'd assume
12:56 < Hunterkll> dell has VIBs for openmanage
12:56 < MillerBoss> Got an example?
12:56 < MillerBoss> Ahh ok
12:56 < Hunterkll> there's SCOM MPs for ESXi that some companies have made
12:56 < Hunterkll> etc
12:56 < MillerBoss> Rebooted am VM that wanted to run check disk
12:56 < MillerBoss> a*
12:56 < Hunterkll> that's probably unrelated
12:57 < MillerBoss> Probably but it just crossed my mind
13:04 < Hunterkll> Vita Mereshchuk:
13:04 < Hunterkll> Your patience is appreciated! I have almost finished, please allow me up to 7-10 minutes more.
13:05  * Hunterkll plays jepordy music
13:15 < Hunterkll> oh god
13:15 < Hunterkll> Vita Mereshchuk:
13:15 < Hunterkll> Okay. I will need to check this request with corresponding department. Please allow me 10-15 minutes to reach out to them.
13:23 < ihre> "With Ansible Container, you no longer have to build and configure containers differently than you do traditional virtual machines or bare-metal systems. You can now apply the power of Ansible and re-use your existing Ansible content for your containerized ecosystem."
13:23 < ihre> lol
13:24 < ihre> that is exactly the point, dont build like traditional vms or bare-metal
13:24 < ihre> why does that shit even exist :p
13:29 < Hunterkll> root@KaibaDesk:~# killall
13:29 < Hunterkll> -su: killall: command not found
13:29 < Hunterkll> root@KaibaDesk:~#
13:29 < Hunterkll> wat
14:02 < asimon> Good morning friends
14:04 <+giant_it_burrit> eat shit bby
14:04 < misspwn_> ;o
14:04 <+giant_it_burrit> :D
14:04 < misspwn_> yano, i just might!
14:05 < asimon> This is what I get for coming in early on a monday
14:05 <+giant_it_burrit> its tuesday
14:05 <+giant_it_burrit> bby
14:05 < asimon> s/monday/tuesday
14:05 < Hunterkll> llol
14:06 < Hunterkll> damnit
14:06 < Hunterkll> i really need to find a cheap IPkvm solution for a single host
14:06 < asimon> Where the hell is layer eight
14:06 < misspwn_> asimon, i'm about to head to work and i relized that all the starbucks are probably closed
14:06 <+giant_it_burrit> hire an intern
14:06 <+giant_it_burrit> they are chea[
14:06 < misspwn_> i have this gift card that i use
14:06 < Hunterkll> giant_it_burrit, i'm not hiring an intern for my bedroo- .... wait a minute....
14:06  * Hunterkll puts out a craigslist ad
14:07 <+giant_it_burrit> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2up_Eq6r6Ko
14:07 < ihre> Hunterkll: wanna buy a https://www.amazon.com/StarTech-com-Switch-Virtual-Media-SV441DUSBI/dp/B001U7FZLQ ? :p
14:07 < gavit> I am doing a portforward to a vm on my pc. I am able to reach it from my pc by going to localhost:port, but when using my ip to access it from another pc my_pc_ip:port it seems to not work (even when doing it from my_pc
14:07 < ihre> i have one of those, never use it anymore :P
14:07 < Hunterkll> sure $50 shipped
14:08 < MillerBoss> WTF active hours can only be 1 -12 hours on a server. How do I fix this with a Group Policy Object ? https://millerboss.com/x/Screen-Shot-2018-05-29-07-07-18-P.png
14:08 < ihre> sure, eat a dick
14:08 < gavit> ssh -L is screwing with me :(
14:08 < Hunterkll> ihre, bitch the damn raspberry pi solution would be good enough for me
14:08 < Hunterkll> loll
14:08 < Hunterkll> ihre, https://github.com/Fmstrat/diy-ipmi would work lmao
14:09 < ihre> huh, not bad
14:09 < Hunterkll> in fact i can drop half the damn parts since all i need is video and KB/mouse
14:09 < Hunterkll> it's got a lot of stuff in there like wiring to power/reset switches and shit (hence the relay boards)
14:09 < Hunterkll> and serial terminal etc
14:09 < Hunterkll> that i don't need
14:10 < misspwn_> i'm pretty sure that shouldn't be going down in your bedroom tho
14:10 < Hunterkll> what shouldn't?
14:11 < misspwn_> switches and wiring and chaos
14:12 < Hunterkll> I do have a filled 42U rack in my bedroom
14:12 < estranger> So people still use Ethernet over power still?
14:12 < Hunterkll> and a shitload of everything else
14:12 < estranger> s/So/do
14:12 < ihre> estranger: why not?
14:12 < misspwn_> my rack is under the stairs in the basement. wouldn't that be incredibly loud?
14:12 < misspwn_> estranger, what else would you use?
14:12 < Hunterkll> eh
14:12 < Hunterkll> not really?
14:13 < estranger> Just curious, haven't seen i then in a while
14:13 < misspwn_> spose it depends on what's on it too
14:13 < estranger> They work well until your fridge kicks in
14:13 < ihre> i cant even sleep with a ticking clock in my bedroom, let alone a filled 42u rack :|
14:13 < estranger> The white noise would help me sleep
14:14 < estranger> Sweet sweet tinitus
14:14 < misspwn_> well i better go see if my local watering hole i mean starbucks is open today. i could get the free coffee at work. maybe i should do that instead
14:14 < misspwn_> have this gift card
14:14 < estranger> Free refills at least there
14:15 < misspwn_> true that, my dad gave me a $75 gift card to starbucks that someone at his work didn't want. which i gotta say, it's not difficult to spend there
14:15 < MillerBoss> I heard on the radio all Starbucks are closing for 2 hours today for some stupid lets teach you how to act towards people.
14:15 < estranger> MillerBoss: yeah... Again
14:15 < misspwn_> yeah it's in the afternoon so i should be ok to grab my douchbag skinny vanilla blonde latte
14:16 < estranger> I spend 50 to 100 a month at the naked mermaid.. for work mostly though
14:16 < estranger> Grab me a grande flat white plz
14:17 < misspwn_> naked mermaid i uh, hopefully they have good food?
14:17 < estranger> misspwn_: Starbucks is a naked mermaid with her legs wide open
14:17 < misspwn_> is the flat white good? i've been wanting to try something that resembles more coffee but doesn't taste like bitter assholes
14:17 < estranger> Fin leg  things
14:17 < estranger> misspwn_: it's like a latte but tht milk is folded in better
14:18 < misspwn_> hmmmmm and can you get that with like a shot of sugarfree vanilla or would that ruin it?
14:18 < estranger> I'm not sure, I never get flavors
14:20 < asimon> Easily the most cost-efficient thing you can get at starbucks is a quad espresso shot in a venti cup with cream and sugar
14:20 < asimon> $1.60 where I am
14:20 < estranger> 4 shots of espresso for 1.60?
14:20 < misspwn_> dang
14:20 < asimon> 40 cents per
14:20 < estranger> What country
14:20 < SynMonger> only costs a year off you life
14:20 < misspwn_> yeah i used to do the quad shot in an ice coffee
14:20 < Hunterkll> welll
14:20 < Hunterkll> it's not my best work
14:21 < asimon> estranger: I'm close to D.C.
14:21 < Hunterkll> but here's what we need for the bedroom intern
14:21 < Hunterkll> https://pastebin.ca/4033501
14:21 < misspwn_> i would call it rocket fuel, but honestly an espresso shot really doesn't have that much caffiene
14:21 < Hunterkll> giant_it_burrit,  ^
14:21 < estranger> asimon: you can't get a cup of coffee at a diner for 40cents
14:22 < misspwn_> Hunterkll, i'll take that position but it'll need to be remote and you'll have to pay me extra
14:22 < asimon> ¯\_(?)_/¯
14:22 < Hunterkll> misspwn_, i said intern
14:22 < Hunterkll> like i said, it's not my best work, some of it is blatant
14:22 < misspwn_> interns aren't free in most states
14:22 <+giant_it_burrit> Hunterkll: line 21 might be an hr violation
14:22 < Hunterkll> i had a much, much better written up one
14:22 < Hunterkll> giant_it_burrit, and at least 34B or greater qualifications isn't ?
14:22 < misspwn_> ahhahha i mised line 21
14:23 < misspwn_> ok yeah, so rates just went up
14:23 < Hunterkll> loll
14:23 <+giant_it_burrit> Hunterkll: there are so many papers and qualifications that you could spin it
14:23 < Hunterkll> Vita Mereshchuk:
14:23 < Hunterkll> It was a pleasure for me to help you.
14:23 < Hunterkll> bullshit
14:23 < Hunterkll> you got twisted up the moment you saw punjabipantyraiders.xyz in my domain renewal list
14:23 < Hunterkll> don't lie
14:24 < Hunterkll> misspwn_, line 19 is very important
14:24 < misspwn_> ok so partially remote, you're so needy
14:24 < Hunterkll> I take my cosplay very seriously to the point where managing some of it i actually got one of those part time outsource your life type perseonal assistant in india things
14:25 < Hunterkll> for like 5 hours a month to keep my schedule and contacts and projects in order
14:25 < Hunterkll> misspwn_, dont' forget like 29
14:25 < Nightcinder> pls
14:25 < Hunterkll> line
14:25 < Hunterkll> and line 55
14:25 < Hunterkll> this is all in lieu of having an IPkvm
14:25 < Hunterkll> so i don't have to keep twisting over to my work laptop
14:25 < Hunterkll> :)
14:25 < misspwn_> all these lines i'm doin and still sober. i'mgoing to go get my starbucks and head to work. this intern better be a mother or a girlfriend who outsources the IT
14:26 < Hunterkll> hahhahahaha
14:26 < IonutVan_> what about line 21?
14:26 < Hunterkll> IonutVan_, they already found that one
14:26 < Hunterkll> giant_it_burrit, line 61 is the best though
14:26 < Hunterkll> also, line 53
14:26 < Hunterkll> don't forget 49
14:26 < Hunterkll> Detail oriented team player that can also work under the table with intense supervision.
14:26 <+giant_it_burrit> id be a shit hr person
14:27 <+giant_it_burrit> 21 was the only line that got me
14:27 < Hunterkll> c'mon
14:27 < Hunterkll> i even put breast size as a fuckin' qualification
14:27 < Hunterkll> lol
14:27 < Hunterkll> Two or more recent years of hands-on experience in a Tier 1 Help Desk role in a multi-site environment with at least 34B or greater qualifications
14:28 < Hunterkll> and you must be 21 years or older for the position
14:28 < Hunterkll> as you'd also be responsible for providing alcohol
14:28 < Hunterkll> that will be expensed, of course
14:28 < Hunterkll> - Must be able to occasionally move and lift heavy equipment in cold environments with minimal coverings -
14:28 < estranger> Is the cold storage for beer?
14:28 < estranger> Heh yeah
14:28 < Hunterkll> estranger, no, it's for you to work on my rack while mostly naked
14:29 < Nightcinder> hot
14:29 < IonutVan_> Hunterkll, are these from your contract? :)
14:29 < Nightcinder> what about a french maid outfit Hunterkll
14:29 < Nightcinder> i prefer that
14:29 < Hunterkll> eh
14:29 < Hunterkll> clothign optional
14:29 < Hunterkll> IonutVan_, no i'm hiring a bedroom intern
14:29 < Hunterkll> ;)
14:29 < Hunterkll> Able to work under pressure in a recorded environment, as service calls must be responded to promptly, diagnosed quickly, and fixed within a short time frame
14:29 < Hunterkll> "recorded environment"
14:29 < estranger> So glad it's finally summer heat weather
14:29 < Hunterkll> lol
14:29 < IonutVan_> is remote an option? :D
14:30 < Hunterkll> nope
14:30 < Hunterkll> on-site live-in onlyl
14:30 < IonutVan_> gdpr ready?
14:30 < Hunterkll> welll since we're not handling any personal data who gives a fuck
14:31 < Hunterkll> IonutVan_, besides, how are you gonna do this effectively remotely - Provides technical support and training to extended family during holiday parties
14:31 < Nightcinder> provides stress relief to Hunterkll too?
14:31 < Hunterkll> that's line 21
14:31 < niklasye> gdpr ready == server self destruction on standby
14:31 < IonutVan_> Hunterkll, slack/skype video chat
14:31 < Hunterkll> yea no
14:32  * IonutVan_ going back to work
14:33 < estranger> Who's making breakfast
14:33 < Hunterkll> AHAHAHAHAH
14:33 < Hunterkll> giant_it_burrit, this channel i'm in has a bot that fucks with webirc users who use the default nickname instead of setting their own ....
14:33 < Hunterkll> https://pastebin.ca/4033506
14:33 < Hunterkll> ahahahahaha
14:34 < estranger> Man I feel like IHOP today
14:35 < ihre> that quit msg tho
14:35 < ihre> default on ircd? :p
14:35 < ihre> is that even possible ?
14:35 < estranger> Colorado omelette with pancakes
14:35 < ihre> or i guess a client setting for that web gw?
14:36 < Popzi> why wouldn't it be possible? just set your quit message to :P and everyones client will sort out the rest?
14:36 < SpookyCrisp> https://i.imgur.com/lPKyupO.gifv
14:36 < bmurt> hmm
14:37 < bmurt> what up ladies
14:37 < MillerBoss> That looks like an action ihre
14:37  * MillerBoss has quit (DDoSed: TechRev - Web IRC)
14:37 < ihre> Popzi: no, its the other way around, like, i dont believe the user itself has set that before quitting :P
14:37 < ihre> oh, chan notification or some shit like that ? idk
14:38 < Popzi> ihre: oh? I only see this? o.O https://i.imgur.com/0cGiagm.png
14:38 < McDonaldsWiFi> mornin fellas
14:38 < ihre> Popzi: in that pastebin Hunterkll posted ..
14:38 < Popzi> ohhhhhh XD
14:39 < Hunterkll> ihre, kiwi config or server config
14:39 < Hunterkll> something like that
14:39 < MillerBoss> QuakeNet? Hunterkll
14:39 < Hunterkll> llol no
14:40 < ihre> "CAUTION: Important: The whole cluster security is based on a model where developers are trusted, so only trusted users should be allowed to control your clusters." mmmmmm
14:40 < ihre> never trust developers :^)
14:40 < estranger> What the
14:40 < estranger> The security model is there is no security
14:41 < Hunterkll> ihre, want to apply for my internship?  it's a live-in one at my house https://pastebin.ca/4033501
14:41 < Hunterkll> lol
14:41 < ihre> estranger: https://docs.gitlab.com/ee/user/project/clusters/#security-implications :p
14:41 < ihre> Hunterkll: why the fuck would i want an internship? :P
14:41 < ihre> i want my own pfy
14:41 < Hunterkll> ihre, read the damn job description
14:41 < Hunterkll> lol
14:42 < estranger> Ugh
14:43 < Hunterkll> ihre, hey wanna buy a cable https://i.imgur.com/SH3jX3w.png
14:44 < ihre> yes i want that cable.
14:44 < estranger> Haaa. We have a technical problem to solve as part of our hiring process... We're seeing questions about it on stack overflow
14:44 < asimon> I'd hire them right away
14:44 < asimon> They know the right place to look for info
14:45 < estranger> Shouldn't need SO tbh for this
14:45 < ihre> estranger: lol, could you pm me the link? i'm curious :D
14:47 < L3gacy> Good bacon to all and to all some good bacon
14:47 < L3gacy> I'm FREE!  I no longer work for $DICK_OF_A_BOSS
14:49 < L3gacy> Long story short, I scheduled off a month ago.  $COWORKER decided to schedule off the same time, as of LAST WEEK.  $BOSS told me I had to work, and I'll be out of town, and I told him NO
14:49 < L3gacy> We got into an argument and I ultimately blocked his number
14:49 < estranger> ihre: https://stackoverflow.com/questions/50556646/cqlsh-select-statement-does-not-return-the-data-that-exists/50558243#50558243 this is one
14:49 < L3gacy> $COWROKER even texted me that he DOESNT have to tell $BOSS when he takes vacation, and I "better show up"
14:50 < L3gacy> so $COWORKER and I are no longer friends, either
14:50 < MillerBoss> You go girl :P
14:50 < L3gacy> Anyone got links to good Cisco resources for learning?
14:50 < Hatsjoe> sup L3gacy
14:50 < L3gacy> Hatsjoe muffins!
14:50  * L3gacy plays with packet tracer
14:51 < ihre> estranger: that looks pretty straight forward, re: trim :|
14:51 < ihre> 5yr of sql mgmt on resume ?:p
14:52 < L3gacy> I have 4 semesters of Cisco training, and I need to brush up
14:52 < L3gacy> Old job was decidedly HATING Cisco
14:52 < estranger> ihre: the whole exercise is not very hard.. it's just different for most people
14:52 < md5sumo> good morning folks
14:52 < L3gacy> md5sumo!
14:53 < Nightcinder> oh god pocket tracer
14:53 < Nightcinder> packet*
14:53  * L3gacy passes md5sumo  some sriracha/garlic aeoli BLTs
14:53 < Nightcinder> pls never again
14:54 < estranger> 1 or 2 data models, a simple app in your favorite language, and a search core if you're ambitious
14:54 < L3gacy> GNSv3 then, Nightcinder ?
14:54 < Hunterkll> ahahahahaha what the fuck
14:54 < Hunterkll> thank you apple music /i cloud
14:55 < ihre> i think gnsv3 still has issues with actual switches?
14:55 < Hunterkll> it saves play counts across devices of my most played music
14:55 < ihre> unlike packet tracer
14:55 < Hunterkll> top 5
14:56 < Hunterkll> #1 at 230 plays - Back in the USSR - the beatles. / #2 at 142 plays - Last Friday Night (T.G.I.F) - Katy Perry / #3 at 121 plays - Come Fly With Me - Frank Sinatra / #4 at 94 plays - California Gurls - Katy Perry / and #5 at 69 plays - The Devil Went Down to Georgia ...
14:56 < Hunterkll> i really need to get the rest of my music into this shit
14:56 < Hunterkll> lol
14:56 < L3gacy> This is my "Friday" jam - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6maoorUAK5U
14:57 < Hunterkll> oh
14:57 < Hunterkll> oh dear god
14:57 < Hunterkll> i found an install log
14:57 < Hunterkll> ****** AOL Desktop Starts at : 12-24-2015 15.46.22 ******
14:57 < L3gacy> lol
14:58 < SynMonger> I hear they give you unlimited hours now
14:58 < Hunterkll> i used to use the fat AOL client
14:58 < Hunterkll> stilll do sometimes
14:58 < Hunterkll> but used to, allso
15:05 < L3gacy> anyone see /u/areseeuu's post?
15:05 < L3gacy> I has a sad.  I legit cried :(
15:05 < L3gacy> https://old.reddit.com/r/sysadmin/comments/8mmu1h/failure_is_always_an_option/
15:06 < corn266> L3gacy it's okay to fail
15:13 < ihre> its agile to fail :D
15:14 < asimon> Fuck man
15:14 < asimon> It's too early for that kind of thing
15:14 < McDonaldsWiFi> the word agile makes me twitch
15:14 < McDonaldsWiFi> brings me back to my project classes in college
15:15 < MillerBoss> Reminds me of some dude in New York that started his self on fire to make a statment
15:15 < alazare619> terrible acid reflux today
15:15 < McDonaldsWiFi> anyone actually been on an agile team before? is it as terrible as it sounds?
15:15 < corn266> cause your agility level isn't high enough McDonaldsWiFi
15:15 < alazare619> made me throw up already 2 times and yet im at work...
15:15 < McDonaldsWiFi> corn266: brb while i train
15:15 <@JollyRgrs> McDonaldsWiFi: i'm sure "if done properly", it isn't that bad
15:15 < corn266> pepto pepto bismal
15:15 <@JollyRgrs> unfortunately, i doubt many do it properly
15:15 < MillerBoss> https://www.nytimes.com/2018/05/28/nyregion/david-buckel-fire-prospect-park-fossil-fuels.html
15:15 < estranger> Go home!
15:15 <@JollyRgrs> MillerBoss: yeah, that guy... he has issues
15:15 < MillerBoss> You read that too?
15:15 < estranger> Agile is good for large fast moving projects
15:16 < McDonaldsWiFi> probably just ends up being
15:16 < McDonaldsWiFi> "you done yet? you done yet? you dont yet?"
15:16 <+giant_it_burrit> hapy to hear alazare619
15:16 < estranger> If you set your sprints right no one should ask if you're done except during your daily scrum
15:17 < alazare619> dude i feel ike complete shit
15:17 < corn266> McDonaldsWiFi: it's more of "I fixed this thing but I added 5 more tasks because it broke them"
15:17 < alazare619> like throwing up theres blood my throats so raw
15:17  * McDonaldsWiFi shutters
15:17 < alazare619> nothings helping either tried pepto, tried another acid reducer and a few others
15:17 < McDonaldsWiFi> part of me wishes I went into software dev
15:17 < estranger> alazare619: go home/Dr if your reflux is causing your to puke blood
15:17 < McDonaldsWiFi> the other part of me knows that that life is kinda shitty
15:18 < McDonaldsWiFi> also
15:18 < alazare619> going to the doctor costs me 400
15:18 < alazare619> thanks obama
15:18 < McDonaldsWiFi> its tuesday, post holiday
15:18 < corn266> fucking 1803 brought back web search in the start menu i fucking hate windows
15:18 < McDonaldsWiFi> I hate it when people say "I know youre busy but..."
15:18 < McDonaldsWiFi> then try to skip the ticket line
15:18 < alazare619> i dont have 400 fucking dollars
15:18 < McDonaldsWiFi> GET BACK IN LINE
15:18 < McDonaldsWiFi> number 546
15:18 < estranger> What plan has a 400copay for a Dr?
15:18 < McDonaldsWiFi> we dont use first names here
15:18 < alazare619> estranger:  one with a 3500 deductible
15:18 < alazare619> the copay is 25
15:18 < McDonaldsWiFi> uhh yeah that's shit. Even my shitty silve rplan thing is like 40 bucks
15:18 < SynMonger> I know you're busy, but I'm more important
15:19 < alazare619> then they bill the other 375 the next day...
15:19 < McDonaldsWiFi> uhhhh
15:19 < McDonaldsWiFi> what do you have done?
15:19 < estranger> Sounds wrong
15:19 < McDonaldsWiFi> that doesn't sound right for just a visit
15:19 < McDonaldsWiFi> co apy covers the visit
15:19 < alazare619> it is for wilk in care
15:19 < estranger> Unless you had something done re procedure
15:19 < McDonaldsWiFi> urgent care?
15:19 < alazare619> ^
15:19 < McDonaldsWiFi> usually more co-pay but the 315 after sounds wrong
15:19 < McDonaldsWiFi> my urgent care copay is like 60 bucks or something
15:19 < alazare619> and my doctor is always booked like 30+ days out
15:20 < corn266> scratch that, windows isn't listening to gpo settings
15:20 < alazare619> yea copays are at time of visit
15:20 < estranger> Unfortunately 3500 deductable is actually good heh
15:20 < alazare619> but any labs etc they bill after the fact
15:20 < McDonaldsWiFi> corn266: force the gpo update?
15:20 < SynMonger> last ER visit my wife needed was about $400, so sounds right
15:20 < McDonaldsWiFi> alazare619: labs are usualyl covered if they are preventative or something
15:20 < SynMonger> note to self, don't get sick on a sunday
15:20 < McDonaldsWiFi> alazare619: sounds like your insurance is balls. is it obamacare?
15:20 < corn266> will after I'm done making some changes to gpo
15:20 < alazare619> and litterally just to get some medicine for my "sudo" gout in my foot do to a sports injury 1 time was no joke 400 for a visit
15:21 < alazare619> McDonaldsWiFi: its bluecross blue shield gold
15:21 < estranger> My wife has a gold plan from through market, it's pretty good actually but the premium is a lot
15:21 < alazare619> and these are all innetwork providers too
15:21 < McDonaldsWiFi> alazare619: something doesn't add up boss man
15:21 < estranger> Hers is BCBS too
15:22 < estranger> We have 3 plans now.. it's dumb. Mine, hers, baby's... All separate heh
15:23 < alazare619> yea deductibles are fucking stupid
15:23 < Hatter> oh good morning
15:23 < alazare619> deductibles = you pay everything up to the point
15:23 < estranger> Kinda.
15:23 < alazare619> after that they cover 80 or 100 percent
15:23 < estranger> What type of plan?
15:23 < corn266> alazare619: how did gout get super user access to your foot?
15:24 < alazare619> PPO had an HMO prior
15:24 < estranger> Msa is like that, other plans cover a lot before deductible too
15:24 < alazare619> corn266: it was jailbroken
15:25 < estranger> I have a MSA, wife is ppo, baby got Medicare
15:25 < alazare619> whats even worse is i've wanted to go to a psychiatrist
15:25 < alazare619> yea nope
15:25 < alazare619> to fucking much
15:25 < Nightcinder> i got a ticket today 'i received this suspicious email, please block it'
15:25 < Nightcinder> it's some random ass letters @ gmail.com
15:25 < Nightcinder> i'm not blocking that
15:25 < Nightcinder> just put it in your junk email you lazy fuck
15:25 < alazare619> cheaper to commit suicide then go to one of them to get medicine so i can unwind
15:25 < estranger> Even my MSA covers most of psychology
15:26 < Hatter> good morning I said
15:26 < estranger> Sup
15:27 < DomLS3> the fuck
15:27 < DomLS3> first thing I see in here this morning is suicide
15:28 < MillerBoss> Then scroll down DomLS3 :)
15:28 < estranger> I still want IHOP
15:28 < alazare619> DomLS3:  just bitching about health insurance
15:28 < MillerBoss> Make a craigslist ad for someone to get some for you estranger
15:28 < alazare619> DomLS3:  and how bullshit rediculously high deductibles screw you
15:29 < estranger> Lol MillerBoss
15:29 < MillerBoss> alazare619 👉 DomLS3 Means at 08:05:04 AM  CDT
15:29 < alazare619> i pay 600 a month for health insurance for my family * 12 thats 7200
15:29 < estranger> alazare619: and your have a low deductible too
15:29 < alazare619> i pay 7200 a month...after one of my family members hits 3500 they will cover 100%
15:30 <@JollyRgrs> i pay a metric ass-ton of money for health insurance as well... i'd expect my checkups to be free, and no deductables
15:30 < alazare619> thats 10,800 now my family max out of pocket is 7000
15:30 <@JollyRgrs> but nooooo
15:30 < estranger> You don't pay 7200 a month
15:30 < alazare619> so  now we are at 14,200...
15:30 < MillerBoss> I am using WSUS. 2016 servers are still telling me active hours can only be 12 hours or less. How do I make it so they reboot when I want?
15:30 < alazare619> s/month/year
15:30 < abakedapplepie> marry you a nurse
15:30 < MillerBoss> Or at a set time
15:30 < abakedapplepie> healthcare health insurance is nice and cheap
15:30 < estranger> Phrew
15:30 <@JollyRgrs> abakedapplepie: at least now i get teledoc for free :)
15:30 <@Code_Man65> You doing an HDHP?
15:30 <@JollyRgrs> <3 me some teledoc
15:30 < alazare619> like a reasonable amount of money i understand
15:31 < alazare619> but id just rather pay a fixed amount and everything just be covered...
15:31 < MillerBoss> https://old.reddit.com/r/sysadmin/comments/57e184/windows_server_2016_updates_and_automatic_reboots/ so many this and that here and nothing that seems like the proper way
15:31 <@JollyRgrs> ooh, weezer has a new single out
15:31 < alazare619> like id be cool paying 900 a month and just have everything covered
15:31 <@JollyRgrs> alazare619: i tend to agree with that
15:31 <@JollyRgrs> i got a lot of things i wanna do w/ doc... but gotta keep in mind about costs of appts, procedures/etc
15:31 <@JollyRgrs> sucks
15:31 <@JollyRgrs> oh... they covered Rosanna
15:31 <@JollyRgrs> so far, not horrible
15:32 < alazare619> Code_Man65: health plan is 600 a month family 3500 individual out of pocket 7000 family
15:32 <@Code_Man65> Yeah, but it is a High Deductible Health Plan?
15:32 < Nightcinder> 600 a month wot
15:32 <@Code_Man65> Sure sounds like it is
15:34 <@JollyRgrs> maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan
15:34 <@JollyRgrs> i like these headphones. i really do....
15:34 <@JollyRgrs> but they give me NO WARNING about low batt
15:35 <@JollyRgrs> it gives me a boop boop boop in my ear like .75 seconds before it shuts off
15:37 < alazare619> Code_Man65:  most plans these days are HDHP
15:37 <@Code_Man65> Most places give you the option still
15:38 <@Code_Man65> I avoid HDHP like the plague
15:38 < Hunterkll> i'm getting fucking advertisements for IBM linux mainframes
15:38 < Hunterkll> on facebook
15:38 < Hatter> I'm having a bit of trouble with logstash -> elastic
15:38 < ebol4> they know what u like
15:39 < alazare619> Code_Man65:  my plan just checked is actually a PPO
15:39 < Hunterkll> ebol4, it's the linux only LinuxOne series too
15:39 < Hunterkll> lol
15:39 < abakedapplepie> i found a pdf somewhere recently that showed all the cable modems on the market and what they were rated for as far as line speeds, anyone know where i could find that?
15:39 < estranger> 3500 ain't hdhp anymore is it? People have 7 to 10k deductibles.. that is high
15:39 < Hunterkll> i prefer z/OS
15:39 < alazare619> might as well be a HDHP tho...
15:39 < Hunterkll> fuck linux
15:39 < Hunterkll> estranger, anything over like 2000 is HDHP
15:39 < ebol4> o.o
15:39 < Hunterkll> i have a 2000 deductible with 4k out of pocket max and that qualifies for HSAs and shit
15:39 < ebol4> i don't even know what my deductible is
15:39 < alazare619> estranger:  3500 individual 7000 family but when you live in the midwest and being upper class is only making 70k a year  7k is alot of money
15:40 < Hunterkll> ebol4, i onlyl remember because i've already wasted my out of pocket max
15:40 < Hunterkll> :)
15:40 < Hunterkll> alazare619, no pre-tax HSA?
15:40 < estranger> I'm in the Midwest and I'd prob shoot myself if I made 70k.. so I hear ya
15:40 < alazare619> Hunterkll:  job offeres it but only when matched with there "in house insurance"
15:40 < Hunterkll> that's retarded
15:40 < Hunterkll> but anyway
15:40 < alazare619> which is a no go because there inhouse doesnt cover oncology...
15:40 <+TuxedoJack> Ew, high deductible
15:40 <+TuxedoJack> Fuck that
15:40 < Hunterkll> HDHP is $1,350 or higher deductable for single .... $2,700 for family
15:41 < Hunterkll> maximum out of pocket of $6,650 for single, $13,300 for family
15:41 < estranger> Word
15:41 < Hunterkll> TuxedoJack, my deductible is $2k, out of pocket max $4k, my out of paycheck cost is like $10 a paycheck, and i have an HSA that was able to absorb almost the entire cost of everything that happened this year
15:41 < alazare619> yep mines "categorized" as a PPO but might as well be HDHP
15:41 < Hunterkll> i'm past the out of pocket max now so i'm just sailing
15:41 < Hunterkll> llol
15:42 < AnimalFarmPig> $3k deductable doesn't seem that bad. It's $250/mo, and that's pre-tax money if you're using an HSA
15:42 < alazare619> the wife hits the deductible the first month because of her cancer treatments
15:42 < estranger> Hsa with 4k Max and $10 a month? How much does your company absorb?
15:42 < estranger> Cus that is awesome
15:42 < alazare619> but it still sucks knowing that for me or the kids we have another 3.5k to coughup
15:43 < Hunterkll> AnimalFarmPig, $3k deductable but what's your out of pocket max
15:43 < Hunterkll> because i ran past my deductible :)
15:43 < AnimalFarmPig> Hunterkll: I think it's around $5k
15:43 < Hunterkll> estranger, i think my plans total cost is like $150/month
15:43 < estranger> Hunterkll: still cheap, sweet
15:43 < Hunterkll> estranger, formerly 25k empl, now 120k empl
15:43 < Hunterkll> might even go down
15:44 < Hunterkll> WELL I  LIED
15:44 < Hunterkll> now that the individual mandate was repealed
15:44 < Hunterkll> healthcare costs across the nation will skyrocket for 2019
15:44 < estranger> ... again
15:44 < Hunterkll> as 'healthy' people drop their plans and decrease the size of the risk pool
15:44 < AnimalFarmPig> I'm going to have nose surgery later this year, which will be ~$1k out of pocket. Doctor said that after that one, he could do some crazy expensive shit and it would cost me almost nothing.
15:44 < AnimalFarmPig> because I hit the deductible after the first one
15:44 < AnimalFarmPig> so, that's cool
15:44 < Hunterkll> AnimalFarmPig, pretty much
15:45 <@JollyRgrs> AnimalFarmPig: like... deviated septum, or like... you wanna be pretty?
15:45 < Hunterkll> if i'm gonna get shot now's the year to do it
15:45 < estranger> Most of my medical shit this year was outside of coverage.. woot
15:45 < AnimalFarmPig> JollyRgrs: yeah, septum is S shaped, so it's blocked on both sides
15:45 < Hunterkll> estranger, we've been lucky the past like 5 years
15:45 <@JollyRgrs> AnimalFarmPig: mjine was too
15:45 < Hunterkll> estranger, rate of premium increase has been at record lows
15:45 < abakedapplepie> the one thing about my health insurance that sucks is the prescription coverage
15:45 < Hunterkll> thanks to the ACA's profit margin cap and the individual mandate
15:45 < Hunterkll> well
15:45 < Hunterkll> now the individual mandate is gone
15:45 < abakedapplepie> my rescue inhalers cost like $80 a pop
15:45 <@JollyRgrs> i could actually breathe better with the bloody gauze taped to my nose than i could before I went in
15:45 < estranger> We're doing IVF and none of the genetic testing is covered... $6k a pop
15:45 < Hunterkll> so say hi to SKYROCKETING PRICES WOOHOOO
15:46 < AnimalFarmPig> JollyRgrs: I knew I had a harder time breathing than most people, finally got around to seeing an ENT. Supposedly it will help a lot to get it fixed.
15:46 < abakedapplepie> i have a deviated septum
15:46 <@JollyRgrs> abakedapplepie: immensely
15:46 < AnimalFarmPig> 80% of people do
15:46 <@JollyRgrs> err, AnimalFarmPig
15:46 < abakedapplepie> hell my nose is noticably off to the side
15:46 < AnimalFarmPig> awesome, looking forward to it
15:46 < estranger> Thanks God most of the meds are covered though
15:46 < abakedapplepie> i dont think id ever get it fixed though
15:46 <@JollyRgrs> i remember that coaches always told ppl (while running the mile in gym, etc) to breathe in the nose and out the mouth
15:46 < abakedapplepie> it doesnt last forever
15:46 <@JollyRgrs> i'm like "WTF? i can't do that, not enough oxygen man!"
15:47 < abakedapplepie> JollyRgrs: yep
15:47 < estranger> I broke my nose 3 times,3rd time straighten it back out mostly
15:47 <@JollyRgrs> unfortunately, i also have horrible sinuses
15:47 <@JollyRgrs> and now i can't even smell
15:48 <+AnonymooseWork> so
15:48 < estranger> And not once from hockey.. always from stupid shit
15:48 <+AnonymooseWork> random question
15:48 < abakedapplepie> now that its not the dead of winter im taking sinus meds daily
15:48 < abakedapplepie> sucks
15:48 < rhqq> random answer
15:48 <@JollyRgrs> random answer
15:48 <+AnonymooseWork> 1 cell phone for work/personal or 2?
15:48 < Hatter> you've gone smell blind
15:48 < abakedapplepie> 2
15:48 <@JollyRgrs> 2
15:48 < estranger> It depends
15:48 < Jekotia> JollyRgrs: Look at the bright side. People can't torture you with their gas
15:48 < AnimalFarmPig> 2 phones
15:48 < abakedapplepie> 2 if you have the option
15:48 < rhqq> i have 1 with 2 sims
15:48 < alazare619> Hunterkll:  yep and now its even worse for me like before healthcare me/wife/kids were like 400 a month GREAT plan btw 1500 family 700 individual
15:48 <@JollyRgrs> AnonymooseWork: well... technically... it depends
15:48 < rhqq> less things to remember to take with
15:48 < estranger> I hate carrying 2 phones
15:48 < rhqq> yeah
15:48 < alazare619> post obama 600 a month  7k family 3500 individual
15:48 <+AnonymooseWork> estranger thats my problem
15:48 < AnimalFarmPig> only carry the work phone when you're on-call
15:48 <@JollyRgrs> will you  be getting called for work a lot... or mostly just to check emails?
15:48 < alazare619> now post trump even worse
15:48 < abakedapplepie> i had a moto x, nice and tiny
15:49 < MillerBoss> 1
15:49 < abakedapplepie> didnt really bother me
15:49 < estranger> I just use my phone and let work pay for it
15:49 < Jekotia> I share a work space with an old man that's constantly farting and thinks he's a music box. I'd love to be able to not notice one of those.
15:49 <@JollyRgrs> Jekotia: trust me
15:49 <+AnonymooseWork> JollyRgrs - no i don't get many phones
15:49 < niklasye> abakedapplepie I usually get sinus problems during winter
15:49 <+AnonymooseWork> err many calls
15:49 <+AnonymooseWork> hahaha
15:49 < MillerBoss> Jekotia 👉 Any luck on the macOS VM?
15:49 <@JollyRgrs> i'd smell dirty diapers for a week if it meant i could smell again
15:49 <+AnonymooseWork> Mostly emails & alerting
15:49 < estranger> JollyRgrs: come to my house
15:49 < Hunterkll> alazare619, and yet, post obama price increases stabilized and the risk pool expanded
15:49 < Jekotia> MillerBoss: Haven't had time.
15:49 <@JollyRgrs> AnonymooseWork: will work reimburse you if you use personal for work?
15:49 < MillerBoss> OK :)
15:49 < Hunterkll> alazare619, unfortunately, you were one of the people who were grossly underpaying, it sounds like
15:49 < alazare619> Hunterkll:  completely agree
15:50 < alazare619> but imo presidents just need to stop fucking with it
15:50 <+AnonymooseWork> @JollyRgrs no, but work allows for 100% personal use on company phone
15:50 <@JollyRgrs> estranger: i stopped smelling right at the end of my kid being in diapers... i was like "couldn't this have happened a little sooner?"
15:50 < estranger> Lol
15:50 <@JollyRgrs> AnonymooseWork: i never like having personal stuff on company things
15:50 < AnimalFarmPig> ^
15:50 < estranger> I can't get the smell out of my nose
15:50 < Hunterkll> alazare619, the profit margin cap and the individuall mandate were the best things that could have happened to us outside of single payer, that's for damn sure
15:50 <+AnonymooseWork> yea i dunno
15:50 <@JollyRgrs> got all your wife's nudes on your phone... but it is company phone? NOPE
15:50 < Hunterkll> we're doing the same shit canada did in the 70s before they unfucked themselves
15:50 <+AnonymooseWork> haha
15:50 < Hunterkll> o
15:50 <+AnonymooseWork> yeah nope
15:50 <+AnonymooseWork> i wouldn't do that
15:50 < alazare619> and now that they are removing the "cant refuse prior conditions clause" its just going to fuck people over that moved to a plan
15:51 < Hunterkll> hahah really?
15:51 < Hunterkll> they're gonna hit that too?
15:51 < Hunterkll> what next
15:51 < Hunterkll> remove the "no lifetime maximum" provisions?
15:51 < alazare619> its just such bullshit i know of off hand 3 people
15:51 < Hunterkll> i know more than 3 people
15:51 < alazare619> that had insurance at a job (they hvae terminal illnesses chrons etc)
15:51 < AnimalFarmPig> the prior conditions thing is so popular. I don't see how that could be gotten rid of.
15:51 < Hunterkll> your life must suck to only know 3 people
15:51 < ebol4> maybe they should just remove health insurance all together, since poor people are worthless anyway
15:52 < estranger> +1, maybe then the poor will stop being so lazy
15:52 <+AnonymooseWork> lol
15:52 <+AnonymooseWork> ebol4 i'd be dead
15:52 <@JollyRgrs> guys....
15:52 <+AnonymooseWork> and i'm not poor
15:52 <@JollyRgrs> be careful about politics in here pls
15:52 < ebol4> sorry
15:52 < abakedapplepie> as a poor, :(
15:52 < L3gacy> Trump Jesus Jihad?
15:52 < estranger> Eat the rich
15:52 < alazare619> when obama put into the ACA they had to change plans because  there companies insurance under all of the clauses they are now removing the prior condition clause...meaning now they will be insuranceless... Hunterkll thats some grade A bullshit when they had insurance prior to chrons etc
15:53 < felda> woah honkies what did I just walk into
15:53 <+AnonymooseWork> chrons? you mean crohns?
15:53 < ebol4> honky tonk
15:53 < Hunterkll> alazare619, you mean, when obama proposed republican written legislation
15:53 < L3gacy> Honkie what?  Honkie who?  HONKIE, PLZ?!
15:53 < Hunterkll> :)
15:53 < alazare619> AnonymooseWork:  yea
15:53 <+AnonymooseWork> felda talking boot aca
15:53 <+AnonymooseWork> who has crohns?
15:53 <+AnonymooseWork> its really shitty
15:53 < felda> OH BOY
15:53 <+AnonymooseWork> lol
15:53 <@JollyRgrs> AnonymooseWork: he meant crons... they have all these jobs going on and don't know how to stop the email alerts
15:53 < L3gacy> I have IBS and am lactose intolerant
15:53  * L3gacy noms ice cream
15:53 <+AnonymooseWork> lol L3gacy
15:53 < L3gacy> BOOM!
15:53 < alazare619> Hunterkll:  idc what political agenda it was..its just bullshit
15:53 <+AnonymooseWork> poor toilet lol
15:53 < alazare619> i'm in a similiar situation now
15:54 < Hunterkll> alazare619, the ACA has been a huge boon to most of america in controlling prfit margins helathcare companies are allowed to make lol
15:54 < L3gacy> Poop!  Dwere it is!
15:54 <+AnonymooseWork> lol
15:54 < Hunterkll> alazare619, but no, if you *already have coverage* removing the pre-existing conditions clause will not affect you
15:54 < alazare619> i switched jobs because  the "prior condition" was put in place now they are redacting it
15:54 < Hunterkll> it will onlly affect you when you switch coverage in the future
15:54 < Hunterkll> and prior condition never really was a thing if you had no coverage gaps
15:54 < alazare619> Hunterkll:  what i read on this says its going retroactively
15:54 < alazare619> to before ACA
15:54 < abakedapplepie> why did chrome disable badidea
15:54 < Casteil> good old users
15:54 < Hunterkll> no, they're just removing the restriction
15:54 < Hunterkll> that's it
15:54 < Casteil> manager reports an 'issue' with the software
15:55 < Hunterkll> alazare619, under the old modell, if you had no coverage gaps, you had no probllem
15:55 < Hunterkll> literally they're just proposing to remove the rule
15:55 < Hunterkll> so if you have a coverage gap, then you've got a problem
15:55 < AnimalFarmPig> If I were lactose intolerant, this would be me-- https://youtu.be/0B0muCuY1yE?t=4m44s
15:55 < Casteil> appears to be working as expected in my tests.. I respond stating such, requesting some examples of it not working as expected... he responds back saying "It needs to do X" and CC's the top level manager in the company
15:55 < Hunterkll> if you transition jobs and maintain coverage the entire time end to end (which means you might have to pick up a month on COBRA) then you're fine, just like pre-ACA
15:55 < alazare619> so wait whats this mean for me with my wife can i switch jobs still and go with new jobs insurance if its better now?
15:56 < L3gacy> OH shit whistles
15:56 < Hunterkll> alazare619, yes, just like before the ACA
15:56 < Hunterkll> the key was to have no coverage gaps
15:56 < L3gacy> My OLD OLD OLD EXBOSS got popped for "handling" a teen boy
15:56 < L3gacy> Shit got real, real quick
15:56 < alazare619> hmm
15:56  * L3gacy reads news
15:56 < alazare619> inb4 L3gacy  remembers supressed memories
15:57 < Hunterkll> alazare619, I had shit tier out of pocket pllans before just to keep from having gaps. I've had continuous 'coverage' (even if under shitty student plans) since I was... alive? ... and went back on my parents plan promptly after the ACA was passed, then went onto work plans after that
15:57 < Hunterkll> :)
15:57 < Hunterkll> shit, i even maintained my coverage while i was in jail to avoid that bullshit
15:57 < Hunterkll> lol
15:57 < Hunterkll> anyway, smoke time, then meeting
15:58 < L3gacy> My friend's 11 year old just got committed :(
15:58 < Hatter> jail for what
15:58 < ebol4> L3gacy: how do you commit an 11 year old
15:58 < L3gacy> PTSD/Schizophrenia :(  I has more sad
15:58 < ebol4> oh jeez
15:58 < L3gacy> She tried to kill herself, and claimed demons were coming to burn her
15:58 < asimon> Maybe tuesdays are worse than mondays now
15:58 < pupp3r> damn i didn't even realize 11 year olds could get that
15:59 < L3gacy> She also had a sketchbook showing her "fairy fox humanoid type friend" stabbing her 3 yr old sister
15:59 < L3gacy> and claiming "Hee hee.  It wasn't me"
15:59 < abakedapplepie> geez
15:59 < L3gacy> I feel so FUCKED up right now over that
15:59 < abakedapplepie> poor parents
15:59 < abakedapplepie> i would have to be faced with that
15:59 < L3gacy> Her father is deceased.  Internal hemorraghe
16:00 < L3gacy> spelling is gud
16:00 < int0x1C8> huh. psych wards are not fun, especially for an 11 year old
16:00 < L3gacy> I was in psych before, last year.
16:00 < ebol4> asimon: they've always been worse than mondays. tuesdays you can't say "it's monday" so you have no excuses
16:00 < int0x1C8> I've been twice
16:01 < L3gacy> They had NO spices, no caffeine
16:01 < L3gacy> and they ketp serving pork to the ONLY muslim in the ward
16:01 < L3gacy> I swear that shit was deliberate.  She was vegan
16:01 < int0x1C8> worst was the second time I was a smoker and they only give you that shitty nicotine inhaler thing
16:01 < L3gacy> int0x1C8: It's not the nicotine, it's the whole routine
16:02 < int0x1C8> my friend visited and I got to leave the ward and walk around outside with him, he snuck a spliff and we smoked it before I went back lol
16:02 < L3gacy> Nice...nice...
16:02 < L3gacy> I jsut asked the mother if there was anything I could do for her or her daughter
16:02 < int0x1C8> but yeah, that 11 year old has a long road ahead
16:03 < L3gacy> she said "I want her back.  I need her" :(
16:03 < Hatter> this channel isn't very fun this morning
16:03 < Hatter> bit depressing really
16:03 < int0x1C8> yeah but only because you're here
16:03 < L3gacy> Hatter: I has waffles!
16:03 <+giant_it_burrit> maybe we talk about better fun stuff
16:03 <+giant_it_burrit> like tacos
16:03 <+giant_it_burrit> its taco tuesday
16:03 < alazare619> L3gacy:  she probably is the reason her daughter is that fucked
16:03 < asimon> Oh here's a question
16:03 < L3gacy> Bacon chips, waffles, and pecan syrup
16:03 < alazare619> L3gacy:  generally its always the parents
16:04 < L3gacy> She tore up EVERY picture she could find of her deceased stepfather
16:04 < L3gacy> stabbed holes in them, etc
16:04 < asimon> Is there any way to integrate AD password resets with haveibeenpwned?
16:04 < L3gacy> I hate to think if the stepfather did anything
16:04 < int0x1C8> I smell abuse
16:04 < L3gacy> It reeks of it, int0x1C8
16:04 < asimon> I haven't actually done any looking into it yet but it came to me on my commute this morning
16:04 < ebol4> asimon: they've got an API, but i don't think anyone has written anything to integrate it with AD yet
16:04 < int0x1C8> yeah, you don't become full blown psychotic at 11 without a trigger
16:05  * L3gacy slides asimon some bacon sriracha garlic toast BLTs
16:05 < asimon> L3gacy: that's just too many flavors going on
16:05 < L3gacy> how about pan seared mahi, in light grapeseed oil, with white pepper, lime, and kosher salt?
16:06 < int0x1C8> I'll take some
16:06 < asimon> its pretty good
16:06 < asimon> i'd eat that
16:06 < L3gacy> Served with fire roasted asparagus, with sweet cream butter and sea salt
16:07 < ebol4> i ate a sleeve of ritz crackers for dinner last night
16:07 < SynMonger> Spices are the devil tempting you. How about a nice bowl of oatmeal instead?
16:07 < L3gacy> and for dessert?  Vanilla bean ice cream, with sea salt and caramel drizzle?
16:07 < L3gacy> I had sleep for dinner last night, since the job blew up
16:07 < int0x1C8> the spice must flow
16:07 < L3gacy> My sugar is still over 300 this morning for some damnable reason
16:08 < ebol4> it's cuz you're just so danged sweet
16:08 < abakedapplepie> i ate tortellini and pesto for dinner \o/
16:08 < L3gacy> I need a pack of lunch meat
16:08 < SynMonger> kinky
16:08 < abakedapplepie> i need a raise
16:08 < Casteil> don't we all
16:08 < Casteil> once again I'm overdue for my year review
16:08 < abakedapplepie> i cant remember the last tiem i had a review
16:09 < abakedapplepie> its been over a year
16:09 < Casteil> last year I had to pester my manager to get my review
16:09 < L3gacy> My thing is, with out $JOB I'm gonna be very tight on shit
16:09 < ebol4> cuz they know they're gonna have to give you a raise
16:09 < SynMonger> why
16:09 < abakedapplepie> dont HAVE to do anything
16:09 < abakedapplepie> lol
16:09 < Casteil> last year I got 15% because I stepped into a higher role with a lot more responsibility
16:10 < L3gacy> I'm back on disability, they were QUICK on that, but it's only $597 a month
16:10 < SynMonger> we have performance reviews yearly, raises have nothing to do with them
16:10 < ebol4> if they don't give you a review then they don't have to go to the trouble of making up an excuse to not give you a raise
16:10 < ebol4> wrow i don't get a raise or a review
16:11 < SynMonger> we're getting a "2% COLA" but I'm not sure how they can call it that since it's a lump sum payment that doesn't get added to base salary
16:11 < ebol4> mmmmm 2% cola
16:12 < L3gacy> She's sweet like cherry cola
16:12 <+AnonymooseWork> L3gacy - that sucks man
16:12 <+AnonymooseWork> technically our raise and bonus is tied to performance
16:12 < IonutVan_> what's a good salary in Nederland?
16:13 <+AnonymooseWork> I was only with the company for 8 months or so last year and i got a $5k bonus
16:13 <+AnonymooseWork> so
16:13 <+AnonymooseWork> can't complain
16:13 < Casteil> I wish I got bonuses
16:13 <+AnonymooseWork> and like a $3k raise or so
16:13 < Casteil> 5k would be a pretty sweet surprise
16:13 <+AnonymooseWork> found out on the weekend that my buddy that works here makes ... 25% less than me or so
16:13 <+AnonymooseWork> and he's been here for almost 10 years
16:13 < abakedapplepie> i get bonuses
16:13 < abakedapplepie> last one was $300 :'(
16:14 < asimon> To my previous question about AD and HIBP: It has been done already! https://jacksonvd.com/checking-for-breached-passwords-ad-using-k-anonymity/
16:14 < asimon> That'll be a fun project to implement on a slow day
16:14 < Casteil> closest thing I get to bonuses are occasional dinners
16:14 < Casteil> or lunches w/ bossman
16:15 < ebol4> oh there's a meeting in 15 minutes
16:15 < ebol4> SNOOOZE
16:15 < ebol4> GO TO SLEEP OUTLOOK
16:15 < int0x1C8> and here I was happy with a $0.50 raise
16:16 <@Code_Man65> int0x1C8:  3.3% is COL
16:16 <@Code_Man65> If you get less than that, you are actually making less
16:16 < felda> rumor has it Code_Man65 doesn't like lemon heads
16:16 < felda> honestly who doesn't like lemon heads?!
16:16 <@Code_Man65> I don't actually felda
16:16 <@Code_Man65> Don't like sour flavors
16:16 < felda> what a vile person Code_Man65 is
16:16 < ebol4> lemon hands are grandma candy
16:16 < ebol4> lemon hands
16:16 < Casteil> I'm kinda hoping for $2/hr raise this  year
16:16 < Casteil> not sure if I'll get that
16:16 < felda> wowee ebol4 what kind of grandma did you have?
16:17 <+AnonymooseWork> neat
16:17 < ebol4> the old kind
16:17 <@Code_Man65> I got Werther's Original from my grandparents
16:17 < Casteil> company may want to put me on salary now so that might give me some leverage
16:17 < Casteil> I like getting paid for what I actually work vs being on salary and expected to work 50h
16:18 < ebol4> be a good girl for grandpappy and you can have a werthers original
16:18 < khelpw> I straight up told my company that if they want me to switch from hourly to salary, they'd better be prepared to double my pay.
16:18 < DomLS3> pfsense
16:18 < khelpw> Despite my actual overtime being miniscule, that is because they know every minute of my time costs them money.
16:18 < khelpw> It's the only way to maintain any semblance of work/life balance.
16:18 < DomLS3> Casteil: The trade off is that when you go salary they usually bump your pay up
16:19 < ebol4> just refuse to work over 40h if you're salary
16:19 <@Code_Man65> Or work for a company that doesn't expect you to kill yourself
16:19 < int0x1C8> I'm the first and only guy on my team who is hourly, not salaried
16:19 <+AnonymooseWork> i work 37.5 hrs per week
16:19 < DomLS3> so even though you may for 50hrs it's the equivalent if you were hourly still, and maybe even more depending on the bump you get
16:19 <+AnonymooseWork> salary
16:19 <+AnonymooseWork> nobody here watches the clock... ever
16:19 < ebol4> i "work" 40 hours ish
16:19 <+AnonymooseWork> ebol4 same
16:19 < Nightcinder> https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/8mzdd2/is_it_hard_to_follow_the_nba_in_college_and_post/
16:19 < DomLS3> AnonymooseWork: That's what they want you to think
16:19 < Nightcinder> lol
16:20 <+AnonymooseWork> DomLS3 naw i can guarantee it
16:20 < Nightcinder> ebol4: i work maybe 5 hours and get paid for 40
16:20 < DomLS3> Until you fuck up and they hit you with the clock log
16:20 <+AnonymooseWork> lol
16:20 < ebol4> Nightcinder: lol yep
16:20 <+AnonymooseWork> we don't have a clock log?
16:20 <+AnonymooseWork> we don't have a time tracking system
16:20 <@Code_Man65> What clock log?  If you are a salary you aren't punching a clock
16:20 < Nightcinder> ^
16:20 <+AnonymooseWork> Our direct employees fill out timesheets, but only because their time is billable to jobs
16:20 <+AnonymooseWork> the rest of us are left to our own devices
16:20 < DomLS3> Salary employees are still usually required to work a certain number of hours
16:21 <+AnonymooseWork> yes
16:21 < DomLS3> it's not like you can go salary and then leave at 12:00pm every day
16:21 <+AnonymooseWork> 37.5
16:21 < Nightcinder> yes but it's not tracked
16:21 < DomLS3> "not tracked"
16:21 < DomLS3> It's tracked, I promise you. You just don't know it
16:21 <+AnonymooseWork> so last week? I probalby worked 35
16:21 <+AnonymooseWork> maybe less
16:21 <+AnonymooseWork> DomLS3 - i'm not sure how they would track it
16:21 < Nightcinder> i'm 'in my office' around 38 hours a week
16:21 <@Code_Man65> Last week I did 37
16:22 < ebol4> wish i had an office so i could just play diablo or something
16:22 < Nightcinder> i usually get in around 8 but leave around 410 or so
16:22 < Nightcinder> instead of 430
16:22 < DomLS3> AnonymooseWork: Do you have cameras in your building? Any kind of access control system that shows when you enter and when you leave?
16:22 <+AnonymooseWork> cameras no
16:22 <+AnonymooseWork> Access control yes
16:22 < DomLS3> well there's your log
16:22 <+AnonymooseWork> only shows when you enter
16:23 <+AnonymooseWork> leaves are not tracked
16:23 < Nightcinder> ^
16:23 < DomLS3> hmm
16:23 < McDonaldsWiFi> okay dumb question time
16:23 <+AnonymooseWork> We have a camera system, but it monitors our parking lot only
16:23 < McDonaldsWiFi> I'm not a vm ware guy
16:23 < DomLS3> McDonaldsWiFi: Hyper-V > VM Ware
16:23 < McDonaldsWiFi> if we have a vm ware license from like.. 10 years ago is it still "good"?
16:23 <@Code_Man65> Another way to put it, don't work for shitty companies that watch your every coming and going
16:23 < McDonaldsWiFi> DomLS3: ++
16:23 <+AnonymooseWork> bingo Code_Man65
16:24 < McDonaldsWiFi> I'm trying to see if reclaiming an old vm ware license is even worth it
16:24 <@Code_Man65> McDonaldsWiFi:  Unless you kept support up on it, no.
16:24 < DomLS3> Code_Man65: not easy to find a company like that. Time is money even when you're on salary
16:24 < McDonaldsWiFi> we're nuking an old 2003-2008 server vm stack
16:24 <@Code_Man65> Not at the companies I've worked at
16:24 < ebol4> mime is toney
16:26 < corn266> AndrewAppl3Sl1c3sC0ff33Mug
16:26 < corn266> welp
16:26 < corn266> gotta change my passwords now
16:26 < ebol4> i see we have the same method of choosing passwords
16:27 < int0x1C8> no symbols? pffft
16:27 < ebol4> just look at the desk
16:27 <+TuxedoJack> hunter2
16:27 < abakedapplepie> lol
16:27 < corn266> Hey it works though
16:27 < abakedapplepie> /msg nickserv ghost
16:28 < corn266> heh not this password mind you
16:28 < abakedapplepie> :)
16:28 < abakedapplepie> at least youre not like my buddy
16:28 < abakedapplepie> he pasted his irc password on accident
16:28 < abakedapplepie> except it was "fart"
16:28 < abakedapplepie> much luls were had
16:28 < abakedapplepie> lik wow i didnt know you were 12 dude
16:29 < abakedapplepie> lol
16:29 < cantibot> Guys
16:29 < DomLS3> that's a good password
16:29 < cantibot> I woke up this morning, dick rock hard. I  just knew it wqs going to be one of those days...
16:30 < abakedapplepie> oh boy
16:30 < vinrock> dom you'll like this
16:30 < vinrock> buddy comes into my office
16:30 < cantibot> Internet has been down since 5:30...its our last mile provider
16:30 < vinrock> he got rid of his stg2 apr audi a6
16:30 < vinrock> comes in with a 2018 F250 platinum
16:30 < scwizard> hey
16:30 < abakedapplepie> blame your dick
16:30 < scwizard> did ya'll enjoy your long weekend?
16:30 < cantibot> Its now fucking 9:30
16:30 < vinrock> i go to take it for a ride just now and bam
16:30 < vinrock> limp mode
16:30 < abakedapplepie> oof
16:30 < scwizard> cantibot: why can't it just be 9:30 why does it have to be "fucking 9:30"
16:30 < Hunterkll> okay
16:30 < Hunterkll> new ram buying technique
16:30 < Hunterkll> sort by price, low to high
16:31 < Hunterkll> what could go wrong
16:31 < cantibot> Because my boss literally just sat on my nuts about this for 15 minutes
16:31 < abakedapplepie> thats what i do
16:31 < cantibot> So its "fucking 9:30"
16:31 < scwizard> what's he on your nuts about?
16:31 < abakedapplepie> i just mentally filter anything below 3 stars
16:31 < Hunterkll> abakedapplepie, can't do that for my desktokp, but for the bench machine you bet i will
16:31 < Hunterkll> lol
16:31 < cantibot> The internet being down since 9:30!
16:31 < Hunterkll> desktop i've gotta buy some really fuckin expesnive shit
16:31 < abakedapplepie> well thats because youre weird
16:32 < abakedapplepie> and spend money on computers like its a drug habit
16:32 < scwizard> have you tried turning the internet off and back on again?
16:32 < Hunterkll> abakedapplepie, im not gonna pair slow cheap ram with a $2000 CPU
16:32 < Hunterkll> lol
16:32 < Hunterkll> but a bench machine can get the cheapest amazon has
16:32 < Hunterkll> :)
16:32 < scwizard> the thing about desktops is they're not redundant so
16:32 < scwizard> you wanna get the best parts
16:32 < cantibot> Im on my data talking to you guys because it makes me look like im doing something at least
16:32 < abakedapplepie> scwizard Hunterkll has a retarded desktop
16:32 < Hunterkll> scwizard, RAM for my desktop to upgrade is about $250 a stick. I need 8 sticks.
16:32 < abakedapplepie> retarded 	
16:32 < cantibot> Our last mile had a maintenance window from 1200 till 600 this morning
16:32 < Hunterkll> right now i'm on 2133, wanna upgrade to 3200 before I waterblock it and start OCing
16:33 < Hunterkll> the 2133 is like 3 years old
16:33 < Hunterkll> lol
16:33 < cantibot> They dumped it at 530....WHO DOES THAT!?
16:33 < Casteil> DomLS3: That's the idea anyway, Last time they tried to put me on salary it was a net downgrade in hourly pay
16:33 < Hunterkll> i need $2000 in ram and $1500 in water cooling parts to get close to finishing this puppy
16:33 < scwizard> i'd love a salary
16:33 < scwizard> even if it was a downgrade
16:33 < scwizard> i want health insurance again :(
16:33 < Casteil> basically the new salary they offered me initially added up to less than I'd made the previous year after OT
16:33 < abakedapplepie> if you need salary for insurance thats bullshit
16:33 < scwizard> ikr
16:34 < scwizard> i'm a poor :(
16:34 < abakedapplepie> me too
16:34 < scwizard> health insurance is so expensive
16:34 < Casteil> well
16:34 < DomLS3> Casteil: how much less though?
16:34 < scwizard> i love how i make too much money to get any sort of subsidy either
16:34 < DomLS3> Less than OT but more than if you worked 2080 regular hours?
16:34 < Casteil> even if you're on salary you don't necessarily get 'free' insurance
16:34 < scwizard> you get insurance
16:34 < scwizard> that's something
16:35 < Casteil> my company offers insurance but it's almost entirely employee funded so it's more expensive than what I can get from the marketplace
16:35 < scwizard> that's really whack
16:35 < abakedapplepie> im telling yall
16:35 < abakedapplepie> find a nurse and marry them
16:35 < scwizard> my mom's a public school teacher
16:35 < scwizard> that is some good insurance man
16:36 < Casteil> DomLS3: I don't remember exactly, but given my increase in responsibilities the 15% hourly raise plus retaining OT pay for anything over 40h in a week was the preferred route
16:36 < Hatter> Hunterkll: jail for what
16:36 < abakedapplepie> probably drugs
16:36 < Casteil> the salary they offered was ... bullshit tbh
16:36 < scwizard> Casteil: shouldn't you always take extra responsibilities regardless of the pay?
16:36 < scwizard> just in the name of building your career
16:36 < abakedapplepie> thats a quick path to burnout
16:36 <@JollyRgrs> scwizard: not awlays
16:37 <@JollyRgrs> many times, but not always
16:37 < abakedapplepie> if youre fresh
16:37 < abakedapplepie> say yes to everything
16:37 < abakedapplepie> otherwise no
16:37 < Casteil> scwizard: I'd already taken on the increased responsibilities like 6 months before my review came up
16:38 < DomLS3> I'd like to get into management soon
16:38 <@JollyRgrs> scwizard: depending on how much more responsibility you take on and if it is above your current paygrade or simply "more things to do"
16:38 <@JollyRgrs> you def. don't want to burn out though
16:38 <+NinjaStyle> yeah that's a dangerous game
16:38 <@JollyRgrs> ^^
16:39 <+NinjaStyle> i got major stress and burnout from doing that at my first company
16:39 <@JollyRgrs> buuuuut... if you are wanting to prove you deserve the promotion... it looks good taking on the addt'l tasks
16:39 <@JollyRgrs> you have to manage it VERY closely
16:39 <@JollyRgrs> b/c burnout is real
16:41 <+Guest81434> bleh.... I need a vacation to recover from the vacation I just took.
16:41 < scwizard> i kinda feel the same
16:41 <+NinjaStyle> i get paid in 2 days, it's keeping me going
16:41 < scwizard> idk
16:42 <+Guest81434> oh wtf happened to my name
16:42 < scwizard> was really glad to get into work today
16:42 <@JollyRgrs> Guest81434: i was about to ask you teh same thing
16:42 <@JollyRgrs> there was a big issue with nickserv a few days ago
16:42 <+NinjaStyle> Guest81434: nickserv died i think last week
16:43 < scwizard> it's kinda funny how google used to support TFA on gmail
16:43 <@JollyRgrs> orderchaos: nickserv died a few days ago
16:43 < scwizard> but they don't anymore, they just protect against you getting hacked by knowing everything
16:43 < scwizard> i'm pretty sure gmail could do away with having to put in a password to access it even
16:43 <+orderchaos> that's better
16:43 <@JollyRgrs> they did some maint. and it was more complicated than they expected
16:43 < corn266> scwizard: I'm pretty sure my account has 2FA on it
16:44 < scwizard> i tried to add it to my account and it's not a thing anymore it seems
16:44 < corn266> Weird, I had to put in my 2FA one time password this morning, like less than an hour ago
16:44 < scwizard> well if you added it when they offered it
16:44 < scwizard> they're not gonna take it away
16:44 <@JollyRgrs> scwizard: they still have google authenticator, no?
16:44 < scwizard> yeah of course i use it for all my tfa stuff
16:45 < scwizard> aws, lastpass etc
16:45 <@JollyRgrs> in fact, we're about to have to ENABLE 2fa for a site we're acquiring so they can setup app passwords so we can migrate their mail to exchange
16:45 < corn266> You went to "My Account" > "Sign in & Security" > "Signing in to google" > "2-step verification" ?
16:45 <@JollyRgrs> (a google apps site)
16:45 < scwizard> corn266: i'll take a screenshot
16:45 <+NinjaStyle> google wouldnt take away 2fa
16:46 < abakedapplepie> i just turned on 2fa
16:46 < abakedapplepie> for gmail
16:46 < abakedapplepie> it works
16:46 <+giant_it_burrit> its their
16:46 <+giant_it_burrit> *there
16:46 <@JollyRgrs> RIP abakedapplepie
16:46 <+giant_it_burrit> i use it for the entire office
16:46 < scwizard> corn266: what now?
16:46 < scwizard> https://i.imgur.com/duSrrGp.png
16:46 <@JollyRgrs> my wife turned on 2fa with text... had issues w/ her brother's gf/wife/whatever and had to change her phone number... she lost access to gmail
16:47 <+giant_it_burrit> where are her backupcodes
16:47 <@JollyRgrs> scwizard: password and sign in method?
16:47 < abakedapplepie> scadoosh_: https://myaccount.google.com/signinoptions/two-step-verification/enroll-welcome
16:47 <@JollyRgrs> (notice teh "and sign in method" part)
16:47 < abakedapplepie> err
16:47 <@JollyRgrs> lol, scadoosh
16:47 < corn266> scwizard: https://imgur.com/CI1dmm5
16:47 < abakedapplepie> scwizard*
16:47 < scwizard> JollyRgrs: just gives me a place to change my password
16:47 <@JollyRgrs> iunno man
16:48 < abakedapplepie> scwizard: check my link
16:48 <@JollyRgrs> jsut google it
16:48 < scwizard> corn266: yeah i don't have a place to add that
16:48 <@JollyRgrs> LOL
16:48 < abakedapplepie> https://myaccount.google.com/signinoptions/two-step-verification/enroll-welcome
16:48 <@JollyRgrs> i kill me
16:48 < corn266> FUCK my phone number
16:48 <+giant_it_burrit> corn266: if you didnt say it
16:48 < abakedapplepie> lol
16:48 < abakedapplepie> rip
16:49 <+giant_it_burrit> EVERYONE SEND HIM DICK PICS
16:49 < scwizard> abakedapplepie: i tried that, i click "enroll" then it has me sign in then it just brinsg me to the signin and security page (where i started)
16:49 < corn266> NUUUUUUUUUU
16:49 < scwizard> (not the first time I've tried that exact link)
16:49 < corn266> scwizard: lemme try on my non-business account
16:49 < scwizard> this is on my business account, not an @gmail.com address
16:49 < scwizard> so maybe i need to change something in the buissness admin place
16:50 < abakedapplepie> probably
16:50 < corn266> scwizard: yea both my personal and business accounts have 2FA on. Does your business account have a recovery phone and or email set up?
16:50 < scwizard> yes
16:50 < scwizard> (but yeah I'm pretty sure google's AI can detect if someone who's not me is trying to sign in to my account)
16:52 <+TuxedoJack> giant_it_burrit: UNSOLICITED DICK PIC. http://www.comingsoon.net/movies/news/796913-dick-van-dyke-joins-the-mary-poppins-returns-cast
16:52 < corn266> okay idk which one of you fucks sent a dick pic but fuck no thanks
16:52 < alazare619> whatever happend to that kaiba guy
16:52 <+giant_it_burrit> banished to the shadow realm
16:52 <+giant_it_burrit> corn266: look at it
16:53 <+giant_it_burrit> its from tuxy
16:53 < scwizard> ok it's work time
16:53  * giant_it_burrit sent the dick van dyke pic to corn lol
16:54 < corn266> giant_it_burrit: are you using signal?
16:54 <+giant_it_burrit> no
16:54 <+giant_it_burrit> but i see you opened my pick pic
16:54 <+giant_it_burrit> huehue
16:54 < corn266> weird, it's asking if it wants to make my profile visible
16:54 <+giant_it_burrit> i am
16:54 <+giant_it_burrit> im just being an ass
16:55 <+giant_it_burrit> was that the dick you were expecting?
16:55 < khelpw> In other news, sky is blueish. grass is greenish.
16:55 < DomLS3> pussy is pinkish
16:55 < DomLS3> sometimes
16:55 < corn266> I was thinking more along the lines of dick cheney
16:56 <+giant_it_burrit> i was just going to send a bunch of them
16:56 <+giant_it_burrit> dick clark
16:56 <+giant_it_burrit> dick tracey
16:56 <+giant_it_burrit> tricky dick nixon
16:56 < DomLS3> dick buttkiss
16:56 <+giant_it_burrit> dick van dyke
16:56 <+TuxedoJack> Dick Cheney
16:56 < DomLS3> TuxedoJack: repost. BAN
16:56 <+giant_it_burrit> dixie normous
16:56 <+TuxedoJack> Dickpickles.
16:59 < nurgle> dick stanho
16:59 < nurgle> pe
17:00 < Church-> Heya TuxedoJack giant_it_burrit
17:00 < Church-> Various other fuck-wits
17:00 < estranger> ahh back in my office.  I feel like it's been a while, old friend
17:00  * estranger waits for his personal greet.
17:01 < Church-> estranger: Fuck you?
17:01 < nurgle> its not garbage day yet
17:01  * nurgle still shoots estranger
17:01 < estranger> Church-, and fuck you too buddy!
17:01 < estranger> nurgle, my wife thought it was garbage day today
17:02 < estranger> no, she didn't shoot me.. but she started taking out the trash like she does on garbage day
17:02 < jmwny> window balance
17:02 < nurgle> i dont see the problem with lava reaching the geothermal plant in hawaii
17:02 < nurgle> that just means more free power right
17:03 < dragonfleas> morning
17:03 < dragonfleas> how was everyone's memorial day weekend?
17:03 < nurgle> somber
17:03 < nurgle> as it should be
17:03 < DomLS3> Didn't get shot or arrested so... pretty good
17:04 < dragonfleas> yeah I didn't get any work calls besides one saying "i don't know how to log off windows"
17:04 < dragonfleas> and guess what
17:04 < dragonfleas> I didn't respond
17:04 < nurgle> how did you know thats what it said then
17:04 <@JollyRgrs> dragonfleas: you get a phone call about that?
17:04 <@JollyRgrs> how'd that call get to you?
17:04 <@JollyRgrs> or was it your mom?
17:05 < nurgle> JollyRgrs: trick question, he called himself
17:05 <@JollyRgrs> hey, anyone know the number for 9-1-1? i need to call for fire rescure because dragonfleas JUST GOT BURRRRRRNNNNNED!
17:05 < nurgle> #rekt
17:05 < alazare619> didn't batman have an assistant named dick?
17:05 < dragonfleas> JollyRgrs, i'm sole-role so that means I'm Sysadmin Devops Network Engineer Support Desktop Technician
17:05 <@JollyRgrs> alazare619: no
17:06 <@JollyRgrs> batman had an asst named robin
17:06 < nurgle> silly alazare619
17:06 <@JollyRgrs> bruce wayne took dick under his "wing"
17:06 < alazare619> *rimshot*
17:06 < nurgle> also thats duck rogers, not dick rogers
17:06 <@JollyRgrs> dragonfleas: end user has your direct number?
17:06 <@JollyRgrs> duck dodgers
17:06 < dragonfleas> yeah i have a work phone lol
17:06 < nurgle> dragonfleas: 555-help probably forwards
17:06 <@JollyRgrs> of the 24th and a half century
17:06 < dragonfleas> but i use work phone as personal
17:06 < estranger> Level: BLOCKER <-- and kicks off the heavy handed pagerduty profile
17:07 < dragonfleas> ugh
17:07 <@JollyRgrs> dragonfleas: but i mean, helpdesk rings to your phone? that's horrible
17:07 < nurgle> estranger: i hated having a pager.
17:07 < nurgle> always made the noc call my cell instead
17:07 < estranger> i had to switch careers and just not be on call anymore... i had enough
17:07 < dragonfleas> just promoted new domain controller
17:07 < dragonfleas> it replicated everything
17:07 < estranger> pagerduty is a blessing and a curse
17:07 < dragonfleas> where the fuck is the sysvol folder
17:07 <@JollyRgrs> estranger: be an SCCM admin
17:07 <@JollyRgrs> rarely EVER are we needed after hours
17:07 < estranger> JollyRgrs, no
17:08 < dragonfleas> i did a net share command
17:08 < dragonfleas> no sysvol
17:08 <@JollyRgrs> dragonfleas: in sysvol :P
17:08 < nurgle> estranger: worse part is when all of your friends are in "lets get drunk and have nurgle drive us home" mode
17:08 < alazare619> wonder if i can get like a trial of SCCM
17:08 < dragonfleas> anybody heard of the sysvol folder missing?
17:08 < alazare619> anyone know ?
17:08 < dragonfleas> yeah alazare619 it's called PDQ deploy
17:08 <@JollyRgrs> dragonfleas: is it missing from your exchange server?
17:08 < nurgle> dragonfleas: ha gotem
17:08 <@JollyRgrs> btw... how'd that ever finish up? all cleaned up?
17:08 < alazare619> dragonfleas: i have that...
17:09 < dragonfleas> Yeah everything with the exchange server is fine
17:09 < estranger> what has two thumbs and won't ever be going on call again?
17:09 < dragonfleas> convinced boss to go to O365
17:09  * estranger THISSS GUYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
17:09 < alazare619> dragonfleas:  i mean legit sccm you usually get like 2-3 cal's free
17:09 < nurgle> estranger: cats?
17:09 < estranger> nurgle, your answer is closer than you think.
17:09 < nurgle> i no dis
17:09 < estranger> just gotta jew it up a bit, and you nailed it
17:09 <@JollyRgrs> alazare619: how "legit" do you want to be?
17:10 < alazare619> JollyRgrs:  found it https://www.microsoft.com/en-us/evalcenter/
17:10 <@JollyRgrs> SCCM is free, it's just the mgmt licenses per end-point that you pay for
17:10 < dragonfleas> could it be
17:10 < dragonfleas> that SMBv1 is disabled in 2012r2?
17:10 < dragonfleas> is it?
17:11 < alazare619> BADPASTA
17:11 < alazare619> BAD
17:11 < alazare619> DOWN BOY
17:11 < abakedapplepie> if your sysvol is on smbv1..
17:11 < abakedapplepie> hoooo
17:11 < alazare619> our sysvol is on smbv1
17:11 < dragonfleas> sysvol is on smbv1
17:11 < alazare619> because dc2003
17:11 < dragonfleas> ^^^^^^^^
17:11 < abakedapplepie> rip
17:11 < abakedapplepie> ultra rip
17:11 < abakedapplepie> did you guys know its 2018
17:11 < dragonfleas> but can 2003 r2 DC replicate to a 2012 R2 DC?
17:11 < alazare619> blame the previous admins who locked is on 2007 exchange
17:11 < alazare619> on a DC
17:12 < abakedapplepie> dragonfleas: what do you mean
17:12 < Hunterkll> <alazare619> dragonfleas:  i mean legit sccm you usually get like 2-3 cal's free
17:12 < estranger> holy shit why is Excel destroying my CPU
17:12 < Hunterkll> wat
17:12 < alazare619> which is going to require us standing up a whole new environment and migrating over
17:12 < Hunterkll> SCCM doesn't have CALs
17:12 < abakedapplepie> you can have a 2012r2 DC on a 2003 level AD if thats what youre asking
17:12 < Hunterkll> ^
17:12 < Hunterkll> you can even have SMBv1 enabled
17:12 < alazare619> Hunterkll:  soooo what your saying is pm me
17:12 < Hunterkll> and FRS running
17:12 < Hunterkll> even 2016
17:12 < Hunterkll> 2019 may not support FRS at all though
17:12 < Hunterkll> 2016 throws a huge warnings in even tlog that you're dumb
17:13 < abakedapplepie> lol
17:13 < abakedapplepie> whats it do instead
17:13 < estranger> it has a single sheet open w/ a single 5x5 block of info.. and my macbook sounds like a jet engine ready to take off
17:13 < nurgle> https://www.foxnews.com/auto/2018/05/25/fiat-chrysler-recalling-4-8-million-vehicles-says-do-not-use-cruise-control.html
17:13 <@JollyRgrs> ERROR: YOU ARE DUMB!
17:13 < corn266> estranger: it's mining ethereum with javascript
17:13 < nurgle> and they say autopilot is bad
17:13 < abakedapplepie> oh man
17:13 < abakedapplepie> RIP all chrysler service techs everywhere
17:13 < abakedapplepie> poor guys
17:13 < estranger> its prob a software update
17:13 < nurgle> yee
17:14 < ebol4> do people actually use cruise control
17:14 < Hunterkll> abakedapplepie, https://msdnshared.blob.core.windows.net/media/2016/10/2016-10-10_10-49-34.png
17:14 < nurgle> yes
17:14 < Hunterkll> that's the FRS error in 2016
17:14 < estranger> everything is drive by wire now, evenw/ no autopilot
17:14 < nurgle> ebol4: i use it everytime i drive
17:14 < nurgle> because im lazy
17:14 < ebol4> i think i used cruise control once on like a 6 hour road trip
17:14 < abakedapplepie> huh
17:14 < estranger> makes me want to not give up my manual.. so I can I least pop it out of gear when skynet takes over my accelerator sensor
17:14 < abakedapplepie> lol
17:14 < nurgle> cruise control allows me to focus less so i can respond to text messages faster
17:15 < abakedapplepie> my manual's cruise control doesnt work :(
17:15 < nurgle> literally no downside to it
17:15 < estranger> mine works pretty well
17:15 < Hunterkll> <alazare619> actually it is :P
17:15 < Hunterkll> <alazare619> well some of them
17:15 < Hunterkll> <Hunterkll> you know all of MS ISOs have pubic hashes, right?
17:15 < Hunterkll> wow
17:15 < Hunterkll> typo of the day
17:15 < ebol4> abakedapplepie: if you got a fiat or a chrysler i got good news for you
17:15 < estranger> just obv has to stay in 1 gear
17:15 < nurgle> Hunterkll: neat
17:15 < abakedapplepie> nope
17:15 <@mistiry> used it all the time....keeps me from speeding too much
17:15 < abakedapplepie> ford!
17:15 < estranger> yeah
17:15 < ebol4> FODR!
17:16 < abakedapplepie> i dont know if id ever buy a chrysler i just dont like their cars
17:16 < nurgle> their shit
17:16 < nurgle> is bad
17:16 < nurgle> you know its bad when your fucking rear axle is made out of plastic
17:16 < abakedapplepie> ew what
17:17 < nurgle> not that dodge is doing tht
17:17 < nurgle> at
17:17 <+AnonymooseWork> lol nurgle
17:17 < nurgle> fuck it
17:17 < nurgle> oo in etc there is a Trolltech.conf file
17:17 < nurgle> i wonder what it does
17:17 < Hunterkll> abakedapplepie, you know, glocks are basically plastic and no one says ew to them
17:18 < estranger> i like to see how fast my Life360 app registers my top speed for trips.. this is why I need to use cruise control
17:18 < nurgle> Hunterkll: bullshit
17:18 < nurgle> name one professional shooter that carries a glock as a CC
17:19 < Hunterkll> nurgle, i've seen one that can pass through an x-ray screen before without detection :D
17:19 < Hunterkll> wait
17:19 < Hunterkll> who said anything about concealed carry?
17:19 < nurgle> if people trust them
17:19 < nurgle> and they arent ew
17:19 < ebol4> what is the hammer made out of if not metal
17:19 < nurgle> they would be CC
17:19 < Hunterkll> i'd kill for an 18C or similar
17:19 <+TuxedoJack> ebol4: flora colossus, perhaps?
17:19 <+TuxedoJack> Or maybe, well, dust?
17:19 < Hunterkll> i think my dad has a 17
17:19 < estranger> i carry my glock cus ive put 1000s of rounds through them with 0 FTE/FTF
17:20 < estranger> and no active safety, and is ambi.. i like my plastic toy guns
17:20 < nurgle> probably because it's made with cheap loose morals uzbeki plastics
17:20 < Hunterkll> yer lloose morals
17:21 < estranger> well, when i could CC :< i never got my CC in this state yet cus its crazy stupid
17:21 < abakedapplepie> Hunterkll: glocks also dont experience the same forces a rear axle does
17:21 < Hatter> Hunterkll: jail for what
17:21 < abakedapplepie> Hatter lol
17:24 < AnimalFarmPig> lol, glocks are stupid popular for CC
17:25 < AnimalFarmPig> I don't carry one, because I'm a hipster
17:25 < ebol4> they got that brand recognition
17:25 < ebol4> even hippies know what a glock is
17:25 < ebol4> but no one knows what CZ is
17:25 < Hunterkll> don't mess with the cock
17:25 < Hunterkll> or you get the glock
17:25 < Hunterkll> ebol4, bullshit. counterstrike made sure of that
17:25 < AnimalFarmPig> CZ-75 and derivatives are too mainstream
17:25 < Hatter> I might bring a chair into work
17:25 < Hatter> what's a good one that doesn't look silly
17:26 < AnimalFarmPig> I would CC a CZ-82 though
17:26 < ebol4> do you concealed carry a condition zero
17:26 < Hunterkll> https://turtleboysports.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/IMG_0390.jpg
17:26 < ebol4> turtle boy lol
17:26 < ebol4> what is a turtle boy
17:26 < Hunterkll> fuck if i know
17:26 < AnimalFarmPig> no, I carry condition 1 or condition 3
17:26 < ebol4> luv it
17:27 < Hunterkll> google image search
17:27 < Hunterkll> llol
17:30 < Hatter> Hunterkll: motherfucker I hate to be ignored, are you going to tell us what you did jail for, also sorry for swearing
17:30 < alazare619> http://www.hutchpost.com/wwii-plane-crashes-in-kansas-after-memorial-day-flyover/ rip plane
17:32 < nurgle> no, not the wii plane
17:33 < corn266> "Wii plane, now with 9/11 side mission"
17:33 < nurgle> airport shooter simulator
17:33 < voidstar> FBI is on its way
17:34 < vinrock> Crowdfunded space simulation game Star Citizen has launched its $27,000 (£20,000) Legatus Pack, which includes nearly all its spacecraft plus extras.  Only players who have already spent $1,000 in the game can access the pack.
17:34 < ebol4> the only people that play that game are people with money
17:34 < Hatter> vinrock: hey I've spent that much
17:34 < vinrock> "play"
17:34 < vinrock> "game"
17:34 < ebol4> u right
17:34 < AnimalFarmPig> Star Citizen and Tesla should do some kind of cross promotion deal
17:34 < vinrock> bruh all you need to do now is drop another 27 g's
17:35 < dragonfleas> None of these replication issues i'm experiencing are making any sense
17:35 < Hatter> I bought over 2k worth of ships in star citizen, earning me the rank of Grand Admiral
17:35 < AnimalFarmPig> Pre-order a base line $35k Model 3 and get a copy of Star Citizen
17:35 < Hatter> a little respect around here would be nice
17:35 < vinrock> i saw a model 3 on the road today
17:35 < AnimalFarmPig> or a Model Y
17:35 < vinrock> looks like a model S squished to resemble a model X
17:36 < AnimalFarmPig> vinrock: the guy probably could have got an S for a little more money
17:36 < alazare619> so the 2 and only electric companies in my state are merging
17:36 < Church-> Was Star Citizen even finished?
17:36 < alazare619> now the entire state only has 1 option
17:36 < alazare619> how is this even ok
17:36 < vinrock> yeah from what ive read sounds like it
17:36 < Church-> Thought they had like a space station and that was it.
17:36 < Hatter> Church-: not even close
17:36 < dragonfleas> nevermind
17:36 < AnimalFarmPig> the only ones they're selling right now are th eones with lots of options and going for $60k+
17:36 < Church-> Ah so it's just a scam.
17:36 < dragonfleas> anybody have any idea how to get FRS out of the journal wrap error loop
17:37 < Church-> Course.
17:37 < vinrock> they've crowdfunded $200mil so far
17:37 < AnimalFarmPig> Church-: that's my understanding as well
17:37 < vinrock> crowdfunded aka robbed people of
17:37 < Hatter> I've never actually played much of star citizen at all
17:37 < Hatter> I walked around my ships a couple years ago
17:37 < alazare619> "Police: Kan. man dies after girlfriend’s son punches him in fight"
17:37 < AnimalFarmPig> Church-: that's why I suggested the Tesla x-promotion-- two piece of vaporware for the price of one!
17:37 < vinrock> id never play eve it if matured
17:37 < alazare619> way to go kid
17:37 < alazare619> you are going to go far kid
17:37 < vinrock> like theres a chance in hell you're gona ever compete with people who are droppin tens of thousands of dollars
17:37 < Hatter> I was hoping you guys would make fun of me for spending over 2k on star citizen ships
17:37 < dragonfleas> my sysvol is corrupted...................
17:37 < dragonfleas> anybody have a gun?
17:38 < vinrock> hatter ive probably blown a few grand on eve online spacebux myself
17:38 < corn266> just run sysvol-repair
17:38 < ebol4> Hatter: you do you babey
17:38 < vinrock> but thats spread over like, a decade
17:38 < Hatter> well I've since sold all but one ship
17:38 < Hatter> made a tiny profit, but mostly wanted my money back
17:38 < alazare619> #onepunchkid
17:38 < AnimalFarmPig> Hatter: 2k on Star Citizen ships? Should have put the money into bitcoin, imo
17:38 < Hatsjoe> AWS question: If I have an ASG deployed via CF with UpdatePolicy set for rolling updates, if I were to change the launch config and _remove_ the UpdatePolicy from the ASG CF resource in the same changeset, will it still cycle my machines since that was the previous setting or will it not cycle them since I removed the UpdatePolicy parameters?
17:39 < Hatter> AnimalFarmPig: I sold all my bitcoins when it spiked around 1200 a few years ago and thought I was a genius
17:39 < AnimalFarmPig> Hatter: you fool. Bitcoin is like real estate-- the price can only go up!
17:40 < Hatter> well they're not making any more it's true
17:40 < AnimalFarmPig> They should change the phrase "Safe as houses" to "Safe as Bitcoin"
17:40 <@cryptic1> morning
17:40 < AnimalFarmPig> happy monday, cryptic1
17:41 <@cryptic1> its tuesday
17:41 <@Code_Man65> Remember he is in Canuckistan, they didn't get yesterday off
17:41 < vinrock> infidel
17:41 < vinrock> !
17:41 < AnimalFarmPig> #rekt
17:42 < felda> Turns out I'm a contractor now boys
17:42 < nurgle> mo money
17:42 < corn266> congrats felda
17:43 < felda> well I still have my normal job, but now I also do contracting on the side
17:43 < corn266> ah, setting up pfsense instances I see
17:43 < nurgle> were they impressed with felda.io
17:43 < felda> actually yes
17:43 < Hunterkll> SWEET
17:43 < Hunterkll> new camera friday
17:43 < felda> nurgle no I hide that from society
17:43 < nurgle> haha
17:43 < alazare619> http://www.hutchpost.com/new-6-5-million-dinosaur-themed-park-opens-in-kansas/
17:43 < alazare619> HELL FUCKING YEA
17:43 < alazare619> RARRRRR
17:44 < felda> if anyone found out what I did I would be arrested for atrocities against humanity
17:44  * alazare619 makes more velocaraptor noises
17:44 < nurgle> 6.5 million dinosaurs seems like a bit much
17:44 < nurgle> maybe start with 1
17:45 < corn266> alazare619: is that the new creationist park?
17:45 < alazare619>                __
17:45 < alazare619>               / _)
17:45 < alazare619>      _.----._/ /
17:45 < alazare619>     /         /
17:45 < alazare619>  __/ (  | (  |
17:45 < alazare619> /__.-'|_|--|_|
17:45 < nurgle> flooding
17:45 < ebol4> hell yeah
17:45 < nurgle> stop it
17:45 < nurgle> corn266: thats why the dinos look so real, they are from 5000 years ago
17:46 < nurgle> when god first put themin the ground
17:46 < nurgle> Hunterkll: what camera
17:46 < Hunterkll> nurgle, EOS-3
17:46 < AnimalFarmPig> I'm going to be in Orlando for Cisco Live in a couple weeks. Can't wait to check out the Holy Land Adventure theme park on my off-day
17:46 < corn266> has anyone here filled out a POAM before? IDK if I can just put "Common Sense" under what the weakness was identified by
17:47 < corn266> s/weakness/security vulnerability
17:47 < Church-> Hatter: Did you actually spend that much?
17:48 < Church-> Jesus
17:48 < Hatter> yes but I got my money back
17:49 < felda> ooof this new contractor job at my local radio station tho
17:49 < felda> "So here's our mission critical machine that must be 100% on at all times"
17:49 < felda> E6600 Core2Duo, 2GB of RAM, Windows 32bit
17:50 < felda> it was WinXP, but was in place upgrade to Win7 32bit
17:50 < felda> in place force upgraded to Win10 32bit Home by windows updates lol
17:51 < Hunterkll> corn266, depends on what the vuln is
17:52 < corn266> Hunterkll: I gotta set a BIOS password to mitigate unauthorized boot media usage
17:52 < AnimalFarmPig> corn266: Vulnerability identified by "an extremely competent consultant with years of security experience"
17:52 < Hunterkll> corn266, okay, and?
17:53 < Hunterkll> POAM would basically read "X is required by Y, but is not complete because of XYZ (say, maybe old standard practice, whatever). Estimated time of completion is ABC"
17:54 < Hunterkll> the weakness wasn't identified by fuck all, that's a security policy decision that you have to implement
17:54 <+NinjaStyle> you could say it was identified during review of existing policy or some shit
17:55 < corn266> I put down "Security Control Assessment"
17:55 < Hunterkll> good enough
17:56 < corn266> Cool, thanks y'all
17:56 < Hunterkll> alright good he's gone
17:57 < Hunterkll> everyone got their resumes ready? corn266's job is about to be posted online after he submits that
17:57 < Hunterkll> we gotta jump on this
17:57 < corn266> You don't want this job
17:57 < ebol4> nice try
17:58 < nurgle> corn266: this setting is not enforced due to x requirement from customer
17:58 < nurgle> corn266: the setting is not enforced due to the piece of software performing this task
17:59 < Hunterkll> nurgle, no
17:59 < Hunterkll> that's an exemption
17:59 < Hunterkll> POAM is to fix/implement
17:59 < nurgle> that still goes in a poam
17:59 < Hunterkll> plan of action & milestones
17:59 < corn266> I mean that's what I'll be putting for our unenforcement of USB read/write access
17:59 < Hunterkll> should be handled separately
17:59 < nurgle> poam is there to address a difficiency
17:59 < AnimalFarmPig> this setting is not in place because my predecessors were incompetent
17:59 < Hunterkll> POAMs are items you fix and close out
17:59 < nurgle> if you're addressing it by saying we're ignoring it
17:59 < Hunterkll> Exceptions are ones that you say "okay, we're not doing this at all"
17:59 < nurgle> then it's mark as resolved
17:59 < corn266> For some reason my boss wants us to run at least 10TB of data through a laptop
17:59 < Hunterkll> yea no i'm not gonna run 500 POAMs for each deployment
18:00 < Hunterkll> lulz
18:00 < nurgle> why would you run more than 1?
18:00 < Hunterkll> nurgle, for each finding on X metric?
18:00 < nurgle> you have a poam for any difficiency in your enclave
18:00 < Hunterkll> lol
18:00 < nurgle> 1 poam
18:00 < Hunterkll> the only outstanding POAM i have for my SCOM deployment is TLS 1.2 enforcement
18:00 < Hunterkll> the rest were all cllosed out already
18:00 < Hunterkll> or pre-exempted
18:00 < nurgle> thats not a poam, thats a finding
18:00 < Hunterkll> no
18:00 < nurgle> those are findings
18:00 < Hunterkll> the finding was the TLS 1.2
18:01 < nurgle> not poams
18:01 < Hunterkll> the POAM was the plan/timeline to fix it
18:01 < Hunterkll> which i did all the work this weekend so we can finally close that one out
18:01 < nurgle> correct
18:01 <+NinjaStyle> your mom is a poam
18:01 < nurgle> fukking
18:01 < nurgle> u pos NinjaStyle
18:01 < Hunterkll> had like, 5 POAMs open at the end of the SCOM project for security signoff
18:01 < Hunterkll> some involved GPO changes, security group assignment, etc
18:05 < McDonaldsWiFi> hmm.. I have a GPO that maps some drives.. when i do a gpresult it shows as applied
18:05 < McDonaldsWiFi> any ideas on why my maps aren't showing? ;_;
18:05 < Hunterkll> preferences i take it
18:05 < Hunterkll> what setting
18:06 < admiralspark> oof
18:06 < admiralspark> Monday
18:06 < admiralspark> wait
18:06 < admiralspark> Tuesday
18:06 < Hunterkll> idiot
18:06 < admiralspark> yesss
18:06 < admiralspark> Had yesterday off
18:06 < admiralspark> this weekend was a blur
18:06 < McDonaldsWiFi> wut
18:06 < corn266> Hunterkll: Do I have to enumerate all changes made after a SCAP scan in the POAM if it was the system's initial hardening?
18:06 < admiralspark> Memorial Day in 'Murica
18:06 < Hunterkll> corn266, ? I don't know, that's organizatoinal policy
18:07 < corn266> I'm writing organizational policy
18:07 < Hunterkll> as you can tell between me and nurgle having differences in implementation of just a single term
18:07 < Hunterkll> loll
18:07 < abakedapplepie> is a pop tart a sandwich
18:08 < Hunterkll> corn266, in my org, POAMs come at the very end of impllementation
18:08 < corn266> no it's a ravioli
18:08 < L3gacy> Who wants to discuss the current religio-poitical climate as it relates to unwed mothers in red states?
18:08 < L3gacy> not this guy :)
18:08  * L3gacy logs off facebook
18:08 < ebol4> i'd say poptart == ravioli
18:08 < Hunterkll> IE: You did all the work, but there's X issues remaining ... we'll sign off on go-llive, but you need to provide the timeline/implementation of the fixes in order for us to do so
18:08 < McDonaldsWiFi> L3gacy and if you disagree with me ill block you
18:08 < L3gacy> McDonaldsWiFi: HAI!
18:08 < corn266> Hunterkll: we have a meeting with our DSS rep on the 6th, so I need to prepare it for then
18:08 < L3gacy> I used mcwifi yesterday in the drive thru
18:08 < Hunterkll> corn266, so like, say, I didn't have TLS 1.2 fixed in time for go-live. so they'd accept it with a POAM saying i'd have it fixed by the 32st
18:08 < Hunterkll> 31st even
18:09 < corn266> ooooh
18:09 < L3gacy> the 3st is real
18:09 < corn266> Hunterkll: did your SSP note the deficiency or did you say that you planned on mitigating the risk and noted the risk in your POAM?
18:09 < Hunterkll> Eh?
18:10 < corn266> You filled out a System Security Plan, correct? Or do y'all throw that on security personnel?
18:10 < derpingit> whadap all
18:11 < Hunterkll> corn266, here's our process.... project starts. design is made. goes to ARB (architecture review board). gets approved. gets impllemented. security scans done, etc etc, we fix everything we can within our timelines, ORR (operational readiness review - go live) comes around ... we do final scans... any outlying issues will become POAMs tracked by the security team and implemented/fixed by us
18:11 < Hunterkll> if it's unacceptable to be a POAM (too high risk/critical, etc) then go-live is delayed
18:12 < McDonaldsWiFi> LOL
18:12 < McDonaldsWiFi> my drives weren't mapping cause....
18:12 < McDonaldsWiFi> DRUM ROLL PLEASE
18:12 < McDonaldsWiFi> D N S
18:12 <+NinjaStyle> u dum
18:12 <+NinjaStyle> oh
18:12 < Hunterkll> u dum
18:12 < McDonaldsWiFi> that too
18:12 < McDonaldsWiFi> lol
18:12 <+NinjaStyle> <3
18:12 < McDonaldsWiFi> :>
18:13 < corn266> Oh. We play quite a bit looser than y'all, also we have to get our system authorized by the defense security service which is who we are submitting the POAM (along with about 6 or 7 other documents) to.
18:13 < Hunterkll> corn266, you must be a small player then
18:13 < corn266> 7-10 employee company
18:13 <+NinjaStyle> someone write this report i am bored
18:14 <@cryptic1> NinjaStyle, just get JollyRgrs to write it
18:14 <@cryptic1> he is doing nothing anyways
18:14 <+NinjaStyle> JollyRgrs: halp
18:14 < Hunterkll> corn266, yeaaa..... ...... 25k on my half of the newly merged business unit, 45k total, out of 120k person company
18:14 < Hunterkll> corn266, let's just say we own one of the few luxury/business jet manufacturers in the world too, yea? :P
18:15 < Hunterkll> i think we make missiles too
18:15 < vinrock> hunterkll you work for bombardier?
18:15 < corn266> I may have visited one of your places of business the other day
18:15 <+NinjaStyle> oh yeah, well we make software sometimes
18:15 < Hempux> Hey folks
18:15 < Hunterkll> I know we make a line of .50-cal machine guns
18:16 < admiralspark> ooo
18:16 < admiralspark> Hunterkll: wanna kick some of that my way?
18:16 < admiralspark> for research purposes
18:16 <@cryptic1> Hunterkll operates out of the hair salon closet
18:16 < Hunterkll> admiralspark, riiight
18:16 <@cryptic1> so you may have been there
18:16 < nurgle> admiralspark: he'll send it to you supersonically
18:16 < Hunterkll> lol
18:16 < L3gacy> nothing feels so good as a good ear skritching
18:16 < Hunterkll> nurgle, shhh that's classified ;)
18:16 < nurgle> i meant that you'll shoot bullets at him
18:16 < admiralspark> nurgle: oh shit this has a shipping date of 4 hours to Alaska! Wonder how that wo-
18:16 < nurgle> u turd
18:16 < Hunterkll> they aren't supposed to know about what HAARP can really do!
18:17 < admiralspark> holy shit
18:17 < admiralspark> you've heard of HAARP
18:17 < Hunterkll> who hasn't?
18:17 < Hunterkll> it's the conspiracy nutjobs favorite
18:17 < admiralspark> I thought only alaskans went idiotic over it
18:17 < nurgle> lol
18:17 < admiralspark> what?
18:17 < admiralspark> hahah
18:17 < Hunterkll> you don't know?
18:17 < admiralspark> didn't realize it was that big a thing. I've been there, worked on the comms equip, it's not that cool
18:17 < admiralspark> just a small antenna array
18:17 < Hunterkll> admiralspark, it's fucking huge
18:17 < admiralspark> eh
18:18 < Hunterkll> admiralspark, weather control, mind control, death ray energy weapons, etc
18:18 < admiralspark> oh
18:18 < ebol4> haarp is my go-to when making fun of conspiracy theorists
18:18 < admiralspark> you mean the consipracies, yeah
18:18 < Hunterkll> admiralspark, https://www.npr.org/2014/06/10/319539712/bye-bye-to-the-home-of-a-favorite-internet-conspiracy-theory
18:18 < Hunterkll> :D
18:18 < admiralspark> I just didn't figure this crowd was a bunch of believers
18:18 < Hempux> Guys/gals, should i be concered? https://i.imgur.com/0n7zFkx.png
18:18 < admiralspark> yeah, it's going to be...."repurposed" iirc
18:18 < admiralspark> the U has it now
18:18 < Hunterkll> admiralspark, oh, we still keep it running, we just pretended to shut it down
18:18 < Hempux> The email looks so legit
18:19 < admiralspark> it's used to study the aurora though. Like, the research that comes out of it is pretty obvs what they do. lo9l
18:20 <+NinjaStyle> Hempux: seems legit, you shoud be scared
18:20 < admiralspark> Hempux: dude, why didn't you cover your webcam
18:20 < Hempux> admiralspark, I thought the red light meant off, not recording..
18:20 < admiralspark> also shit, red beard winery?!?
18:20 < L3gacy> Anyone have a link to a /r/computertechs toolkit post about what people are using?
18:20 < admiralspark> Hempux: haha
18:20 < admiralspark> "it turns green when it's recording"
18:20 < nurgle> L3gacy: ifixit
18:21 < L3gacy> I meant apps, USB devices, etc, too
18:21 < nurgle> L3gacy: ifixit
18:21 < nurgle> see previous
18:21 < gnupluslinux> Thats hilarious Hempux
18:22 < vinrock> hunterkll do you get a discount on can-am products
18:22 < vinrock> like, quads n shit
18:22 < L3gacy> Honestly, is this decent? https://www.ifixit.com/Store/Tools/Pro-Tech-Toolkit/IF145-307-4
18:22 < Hunterkll> vinrock, no?
18:22 < vinrock> aw
18:23 < Hunterkll> why wouldl i
18:23 < vinrock> bombardier company
18:23 < admiralspark> dude
18:23 <+NinjaStyle> L3gacy: yeah its pretty good
18:23 < admiralspark> wrong bombarier
18:23 <+NinjaStyle> we had one at $oldjob
18:23 < Hempux> Hmmm, redbeardwinery.com has an SPF record and the email didn't get flagged as spam
18:23 < L3gacy> Nice.  Now to save some loots
18:23 < admiralspark> bomb-barrier* damnit
18:23 < Hunterkll> vinrock, bombardier
18:23 < Hunterkll> er
18:24 < Hunterkll> vinrock, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bombardier_Recreational_Products is not https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bombardier_Inc.
18:24 < nurgle> Hempux got caught self abusing
18:24 < vinrock> oh snap
18:24 < ebol4> LOL i've gotten that email
18:24 < vinrock> i didnt know they were sold off in 2003
18:24 <+NinjaStyle> Hempux: now all your friends will know you beat off
18:24 < Hempux> nurgle, i dont think beating the meat is selfabuse
18:24 < nurgle> Hempux: not in the way you're doing it
18:24 < nurgle> if you do it right it is.
18:24 < Hunterkll> vinrock, i'm US based anyway for a US company
18:24 < Hunterkll> so
18:24 < Hunterkll> BZZT. WRONGO
18:24 <+NinjaStyle> Hunterkll: lockheed?
18:25 < Hunterkll> maybe
18:25 < Hunterkll> maybe not
18:25 < nurgle> gayheed
18:25 < nurgle> is more like it
18:26 < vinrock> ok if it aint bombardier my guess is general dynamics
18:26 < Jekotia> I don't even. CentOS 7 server is somehow at  1286.40 CPU load
18:26 < Hunterkll> vinrock, maybe, maybe not
18:26 < nurgle> you got some cores
18:26 < Jekotia> nurgle: Except I don't. It's absolutely non-responsive D:
18:26 < derpingit> anyone got a travel router?
18:26 < admiralspark> just found out our website is running Deb 7 woooooo
18:26 < nurgle> derpingit: flashed wrt
18:27 < Hunterkll> TKRcLRELXe1eQDjwgCNE
18:27 < Hunterkll> uh
18:27 < derpingit> on wut nurdie
18:27 < derpingit> nurgle *
18:27 < Hunterkll> it's not what it looks like
18:27 < nurgle> time to change it
18:27 < ravioli> kek
18:27 <+NinjaStyle> Hunterkll: lol
18:27 < admiralspark> Jekotia: were they thousands of really small jobs?
18:27 < Jekotia> admiralspark: Your website is running debian? That's impressive.
18:27 < admiralspark> that's weird
18:27 < Hunterkll> FUCK GUYS
18:27 < admiralspark> Jekotia: RIGHT
18:27 < vinrock> NO THANKS
18:27 < Hunterkll> NOW YA'LL HAVE THE FUCKIN PASSWORD FOR MY HOME SCCM SQL'S SERVICE ACCOUNT
18:27 < nurgle> quick everyone delete their logs
18:27 < derpingit> i got an archer c7 but that thing is way to big to take with
18:27 < admiralspark> Jekotia: more like "your website runs??"
18:27 < Hunterkll> WHATEVER SHALLL LI DO
18:27 < TKRcLRELXe1eQDjw> fuk u Hunterkll
18:27 < Hunterkll> oh noes
18:27  * Hunterkll cries
18:28 < Jekotia> admiralspark: I meant, due to your phrasing, that it's impressive to have debian running on a website
18:28 < Hunterkll> you might once you break into my network be able to .... mess with the SQLL instance on an SCCM that manages 3 machines!
18:28 < Jekotia> Not as the server running the website
18:28 < Hunterkll> i'll make it easy - the account name is service_slq_scmm
18:28 < Hunterkll> yes
18:28 < voidstar> lets have those vpn creds
18:28 < Hunterkll> i was drunk when i made the account
18:28 < TKRcLRELXe1eQDjw> u even mispelled slq
18:28 < voidstar> chippy chop chop chip
18:28 < TKRcLRELXe1eQDjw> u dunce
18:29 < Hunterkll> voidstar, sadly, VPN is smart card only
18:29 < Hempux> Haha noticed after a 3rd read Hunterkll
18:29 < voidstar> I'll give you my PO box
18:29 < Hunterkll> if you go ahead and send me your mailing address though I can send you one with a pin
18:29 < Hempux> Literally unhackable
18:29 <@cryptic1> Hunterkll, .... so
18:29 <@cryptic1> Hunterkll, thats your natural state of being
18:29 <@cryptic1> :P
18:29 < Hunterkll> man
18:29 < Hunterkll> i aint had a drop of alcohol in like a week
18:29 <@cryptic1> really?
18:29 <@cryptic1> congrats
18:29 < Hunterkll> i know right
18:30  * estranger flips Hunterkll a coin
18:30 < Hunterkll> week and a hallf till i rectify that
18:30 < Hunterkll> 'nother anime convention
18:30 < Jekotia> Hunterkll: Go drink some wine you hobo
18:30 < Hunterkll> my new camera gets here friday
18:30 < Hunterkll> i had to compromise and not get the one i really want, but it's still a huge step up from my last one
18:30 < estranger> i rarely drink... but ill smoke weed till I die
18:30 <+NinjaStyle> boss said do the needful
18:31 < Jekotia> admiralspark: I have no idea what caused it. How would I check after a reboot?
18:31 < L3gacy> NinjaStyle: The needful is to tell boss to supply mary jane
18:31 < ravioli> which camera, Hunterkll?
18:31 < Hunterkll> ravioli, EOS-3
18:31 < ravioli> noice
18:31 < Hunterkll> my EOS 50e/Elan IIe bit the dust in chicago a week and a quarter a go
18:32 < Hunterkll> back won't close anymore :(
18:32 < L3gacy> My ex still uses her T2i
18:32 < Hunterkll> had to mid-roll rewind a film in it halfway through the weekend due to feeding issues anyway
18:32 < Hunterkll> and another when the film back failed but i'm confident 2/3rd of the roll is still good
18:32 < admiralspark> Jekotia: what caused what?
18:32 < Hunterkll> shame the 75-300 took a vodka bath
18:32 < admiralspark> I think I lost some IRC history
18:33 < Jekotia> admiralspark: The excessive CPU use and your question on lots of small jobs
18:33 < Hunterkll> er, not vodka, rum
18:33 < Hunterkll> ravioli, yea, I wanted the EOS-1V but they're $600+ for a good one on ebay these days. Got the EOS-3 for $200
18:33 < L3gacy> Not all problems can be solved by rum
18:33 < admiralspark> oh, sorry, I suspect it was a queueing issue in all reality. The only way you'd know what caused it post-reboot would be if your application logs it
18:33 < Hunterkll> and the EOS-3 has everything the 1V does except a bit lower tier, including E-TTL and the 45 point AF
18:33 < admiralspark> I'd set up some alerting on it so you can check before reboot next time Jekotia
18:33 < Jekotia> I had to go fix someones PC, so I started a docker build before I locked my PC. It instantly failed, so I left it and walked off. When I came back, my ssh session was non-responsive
18:34 < Hunterkll> the autofocus system on the 3 (released in 1998) wasn't put on a non 1 series camera until the 5D Mk III hilariously
18:34 < Hunterkll> ravioli, fun fact, canon still services the EOS-1V ... if i buy one i'm gonna send it in for overhaul.
18:34 < admiralspark> Jekotia: maybe a bad docker config with a loop?
18:35 < Hunterkll> woah
18:35 < Jekotia> WTF, it's happening again
18:35  * Jekotia screams
18:35 < Hunterkll> i get special pricing with namecheap because i have over 50 domains with them
18:35 < Hunterkll> lol
18:35 < Jekotia> I HAVEN'T EVEN DONE ANYTHING THIS TIME
18:35 < Hunterkll> i mean, it's not THAT great
18:35 < Hunterkll> but
18:35 < Hunterkll> - renew/reactivate .COM domains at $9.61 + $0.18 ICANN fee, .NET domains at $11.94 + $0.18 ICANN fee, .BIZ domains at $12.57 + $0.18 ICANN fee, .ORG domains at $10.96 + $0.18 ICANN fee and .INFO domains at $11.64 + $0.18 ICANN fee;
18:35 < Hunterkll> it's still a discount
18:35 < admiralspark> Jekotia: check processes and look for excess with ps
18:36 < corn266> Hunterkll: how much is felda.io
18:36 < Jekotia> admiralspark: Can't. Non responsive. Something is eating the systems RAM
18:36 < Hunterkll> corn266, no clue, but felda.icu is 98 cents right now
18:36 < Hunterkll> :p
18:36 < admiralspark> Jekotia: oh, it's a memory leak?
18:36 <+NinjaStyle> Jekotia: aids
18:36 <+NinjaStyle> computer aids
18:36 < Jekotia> IDK
18:36 < felda> felda.io is pretty popular and now costs $69 to renew each year
18:37 < Jekotia> My prompt shows CPU use and memory use on the right side
18:37 < Jekotia> memory drops from 3.15GB free to 50MB free and then just keeps going down
18:37 < Jekotia> to "0.00K RAM"
18:37 < Jekotia> and now it won't respond
18:37 < estranger> sacrifice a child!
18:38 <+NinjaStyle> run top and watch what process it is, then kill
18:38 < admiralspark> Jekotia: is it just balooning ram?
18:38 < Jekotia> At least it still redponds to graceful reboot requests from the hypervisor
18:38 < admiralspark> like
18:38 < Jekotia> *responds
18:38 < admiralspark> my ELK box immediately uses all available ram because I configured it like so, but half of that is just dead cache
18:39 < Jekotia> admiralspark: The first time, it hit that absurd 1.2k CPU load. I lost that tab, not sure what the ram usage was like. This time CPU usage was above normal, but not as bad as the first time, but RAM tanked
18:39 < admiralspark> hmmm
18:39 < admiralspark> this is a workstation running what?
18:39 < admiralspark> Which os?
18:39 < Jekotia> ...
18:39 < Jekotia> Sadly, no
18:39 < admiralspark> er
18:40 < Jekotia> This is a VM on our production cluster (which thankfully is for testing)
18:40 < admiralspark> didnt you say you started a docker build on this and walked away
18:40 < admiralspark> oh
18:40 < admiralspark> jesus
18:40 < admiralspark> boot from an older kernel is my first recommendation
18:40 < Jekotia> Okay
18:41 < Jekotia> I'm lucky it's not a production VM at least. It's basically my test bed for trying to modernize our infrastructure
18:42 < Jekotia> OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING DOCKER
18:43 < Jekotia> It's starting processes for every single port in the massive range that samba uses to try and connect them to the reverse proxy
18:43 < Jekotia> thousands of processes
18:43 < nurgle> literally dozens
18:43 < admiralspark> why is it doing that automatically?
18:43 < Jekotia> No idea
18:44 < Jekotia> nurgle: No, thousands
18:44 < Jekotia> Dynamic RPC Ports ***	49152-65535	tcp
18:44 < Jekotia> That's part of the port range for samba as an AD DC
18:45 < Jekotia> At least I know what to kill now
18:49 < Hunterkll> Jekotia, you mean that's the port range for $insert_windows_thing_using_dynamic_port_mapping_here
18:51 < Hunterkll> it's used for random port allocation for different things- far more than just AD
18:53 < felda> you guys gonna buy the new Active Shooter game?
18:54 <+AnonymooseWork> ?
18:54 < Hatter> felda: we're not talking about that in here
18:54 < Hatter> too much heat
18:54 < Jekotia> AnonymooseWork: It's an extremely distasteful game
18:54 < SynMonger> this is why we have a/c
18:54 < ebol4> if we strayed from the hot topics in here then we would never talk about me
18:55 < felda> I just saw a facebook news post about it
18:55 <+AnonymooseWork> no kidding
18:55 <+AnonymooseWork> hmm
18:55 < felda> to be honest I never would have known about the game if it weren't for the news
18:55 <+AnonymooseWork> does anyone know if you can buy tower brackets for APC 1500RM2U UPS after the fact?
18:55 <+AnonymooseWork> ...
18:56 <+AnonymooseWork> also - its satire
18:56 <+AnonymooseWork> think about it
18:56 <+AnonymooseWork> people are so up in arms about the game
18:56 < SynMonger> I don't know, but if APC won't sell them to you I'm sure there's some 3rd party ones available
18:56 <+AnonymooseWork> but wont' do anything to fix the root cause
18:56 <+AnonymooseWork> SynMonger thanks
18:56 <+AnonymooseWork> i'll check into it
18:57 < syere> I don't know how that game is such a big deal yet many other FPS games have maps of real buildings, some including schools. I see it a lot like, do we no longer have plane crashes in movies due to 9/11? If you don't like the game or its message, don't buy it.
18:58 < Jekotia> easy fix: nuke the smithsonian
18:58 <+AnonymooseWork> tbh - somebody made a columbine level for CS
18:58 < ebol4> syere: people like to be upset about inconsequential bullshit to add meaning to their life
18:58 <+AnonymooseWork> years and years ago
18:58 <+AnonymooseWork> anywho
18:58 <+AnonymooseWork> brb
18:58 < SynMonger> fallout 3 did that, where's the media?!
18:58 < syere> AnonymooseWork: exactly
18:59 < syere> Do I think it is in bad taste? Sure, but I find lots of things in bad taste. Doesn't mean I go around calling for bans
19:00 < Jekotia> SynMonger: During fallout 3 development, one of the environment artists spent a day at the Washington Monument/surrounding area. Asked his wife "How do you think it would fall over if a nuke went off in that direction?", got shushed x]
19:01 < syere> The over-sensitive stuff has got to go. Life isn't having every corner and hard surface padded.
19:02 < AnimalFarmPig> being easily offended is a vice
19:02 < Jekotia> admiralspark: Now I'm in a really shitty race to reboot the system and get docker to stop running the problem container before it runs out of memory :|
19:02 < SynMonger> bets on who wins
19:03 < Casteil> society by and large seems to reward those that act offended about everything right now
19:03 < ebol4> $1000 on container
19:04 < Hunterkll> so
19:04 < Hunterkll> what should i do with hugebuttholes.com
19:05  * Jekotia just realised he can give the VM another 80GB of ram to buy time
19:05 < Casteil> I generally agree with the "over-sensitive stuff has to go" sentiment.. the world is more peaceful than ever despite the media's attempts to make it seem anything but
19:05 < syere> the start of the 24 hour news cycle is what started it all
19:05 <+NinjaStyle> Hunterkll: put pics of gape
19:06 < Hunterkll> NinjaStyle, dare I ask?
19:06 < Jekotia> Well damn, the hypervisor limits a VM to 62GB
19:06 < Hunterkll> is it anything like goatse?
19:06 <+NinjaStyle> Just a generic term
19:07 < Hunterkll> lol
19:07 < Hunterkll> NinjaStyle, i get special pricing at namecheap now
19:07 < Hunterkll> OMG
19:07 < Hunterkll> ABYSSL DEADSPACE IS LIVE NOW
19:07 < Hunterkll> shit
19:07 < Hunterkll> sorry work
19:07 < Hunterkll> gotta take the rest of the day off
19:07  * Hunterkll fires up five EVE clients
19:08 < Hatter> Eve? isn't that game for nerds?
19:08 < insecurity> sup
19:08 < XV8> How in-demand are Oracle DB (ie 12g) certifications?
19:08  * estranger giggles
19:09 < Hunterkll> NinjaStyle, https://i.imgur.com/OkYmWuu.png
19:09 < Hunterkll> :D
19:09 < estranger> XV8, my job is to displace oracle DBAs... come to the dark side
19:09 <@cryptic1> JollyRgrs, did you help NinjaStyle ?
19:10 < estranger> but in reality, Oracle aint going anywhere. Dunno how strong the demand is though, im sure the cert wont hurt
19:10 < Hatter> cryptic1: are you JollyRgrs manager?
19:11 < PfhorEver> I would rather shove q-tips up my urethra for an entire day than work with oracle DBs again.
19:11 < ebol4> i am JollyRgrs' agent please relay all communications to me
19:11 <@cryptic1> Hatter, yes
19:11 <+NinjaStyle> lol Hunterkll
19:11 <@cryptic1> JollyRgrs, did you help NinjaStyle ?
19:11 <+NinjaStyle> he didnt
19:11 < Casteil> Hunterkll: lulz, I haven't played EVE forever
19:11 < XV8> estranger what's on the dark side?
19:11 < Casteil> last time I *really* played was around 2003-2006
19:12 < estranger> XV8, distributed database in the post ACID world
19:12 < Casteil> well probably more like 2004-2006
19:12 < Casteil> ended up selling my account for like $2000
19:13 < Casteil> my main anyway, still have my character with like 10m SP
19:13 <+NinjaStyle> i got JollyRgrs in trouble
19:13 < insecurity> NinjaStyle: phoned a helpdesk last week, got a password reset, AND that user hadn't logged into the multifactor token self-service portal yet so i got into that as well, issued myself a temporary token (cause i lost mine, doh) and got onto citrix. ended there though :(
19:13 <+NinjaStyle> whaaaaaaaaaaaa
19:13 <+NinjaStyle> citrix is like the keys to castle
19:13 < insecurity> there was a moat around this one
19:13 <+NinjaStyle> nuu
19:14 < insecurity> did some password guessing and got like 20 more sets of crds from there but i ran out of time.. citrix timeout
19:14 < insecurity> something fucky was up with local execution though.
19:14 < insecurity> a bunch of my tools couldn't scan or anything
19:14 < insecurity> never seen that before. was going to try and replicate it with group policy settings (personal hunch) but got booted
19:14 < insecurity> also they re-reset that dude's password within like an hour
19:15 < estranger> if you do citrix right it should def not be the keys to the castle
19:15 < insecurity> yeah. but usually no one does it right.
19:15 < estranger> silly companies
19:15 <+NinjaStyle> estranger: there are too many ways to escape it
19:15 < insecurity> admins think they're good with just publishing separate apps i guess? but like.. file share > address bar > cmd.exe
19:16 < insecurity> yeah. if any app has help you can escape usually
19:16 <+NinjaStyle> or help opening IE
19:16 < insecurity> gotta whitelist apps
19:16 <+NinjaStyle> yeah if you do whitelisting it might work
19:16 <+NinjaStyle> ive never seen that irl tho
19:16 < insecurity> yeah this wasn't whitelisting
19:16 < insecurity> i think it was user rights
19:16 < insecurity> my local user could do things and i still had a ticket
19:17 < insecurity> but i couldn't do anything with any other creds i had
19:17 <+NinjaStyle> maybe firewall rules blocking egress?
19:17 < insecurity> nope... in the existing context i could browse to sysvol
19:17 < insecurity> but with other creds i coudln't "net use" it
19:17 < insecurity> most of the time
19:17 < insecurity> very strange
19:18 < insecurity> but whatever. i got screenshots
19:18 <+NinjaStyle> some companies block the net command
19:18 <+NinjaStyle> like using srp or applocker
19:18 < insecurity> it was a covert and i don't think they know it was us yet
19:19 < Jekotia> For those placing bets, I beat the container
19:19 <+NinjaStyle> i just did a test on my companies software
19:19 <+NinjaStyle> and completely shit on it
19:19 < insecurity> $newcompany ?
19:19 <+NinjaStyle> ye
19:19 < insecurity> ... hows that goin
19:19 < Jekotia> do you mean you tested the software, or you were tested on the use of the software?
19:20 <+NinjaStyle> its going better
19:20 < insecurity> and did you literally shit on it
19:20 <+NinjaStyle> Jekotia: i testing the software, ish
19:21 < Jekotia> So yea. Lesson of the day: Never expose more ports in a docker container than you have MB of memory
19:21 < estranger> lol
19:22 < Jekotia> Every single port gets a process. And ~1MB memory
19:22 < DeVito> I... how many ports are you exposing that it would ever come up
19:23 < Jekotia> DeVito: Trying to setup a Samba AD DC as a docker image
19:23 < Jekotia> There's literally thousands of RPC ports it uses
19:23 < DeVito> Hm, you'd think there's a cleaner way to do this
19:24 < Jekotia> 16,383 ports, to be exact
19:25 <+NinjaStyle> ou can do a full network passthrough iirc
19:25 < estranger> wait are you running a smb server in a container?
19:25 < Jekotia> estranger: Yes
19:25 < estranger> X_x
19:25 < abakedapplepie> lol
19:26 < Jekotia> I'm trying to avoid the reliance of exact, unchanging machines that has put my org in this aggravating place it is now
19:26 <+NinjaStyle> --network host
19:26 <+NinjaStyle> i think is what does it
19:26 < estranger> yeaaaah but containering file servers?
19:26 < Jekotia> Our main server hasn't received a package update since the 80's
19:26 < DeVito> Have you considered containerising your docker host too
19:27 < abakedapplepie> lol
19:27 < abakedapplepie> turtles all the way down
19:27 < Hempux> DeVito, inception
19:27 < PfhorEver> sounds like turtles all the way down
19:27 < estranger> also I think I might be vuln to that vpnfilter thing
19:27 < DeVito> Alternatively rebuild it in BSD jails
19:27 < estranger> fuckme
19:27 <@Code_Man65> And then containerize your containerization of the container
19:28 < Jekotia> estranger: Not using it as a file server. AD DC = ActiveDirectory Domain Controller. Since no one wants to budget for MS Server and I'm fucking tired of fixing things that could be managed with GPO
19:28 < estranger> containers and static IPs also feels funny to me
19:29 < Hunterkll> Jekotia, for what it's worth, those dynamic RPC ports are supposed to be used for inbound, and trying to do it in docker is just retarded
19:29 <@Code_Man65> https://skatterbrainz.wordpress.com/2018/05/27/10-things-that-suck-but-youre-used-to-them-already-so-they-seem-normal/
19:30 < Hatter> heh heh heh
19:30 < estranger> maybe in 2005, smh
19:31 < Hatter> I recently beat the video game The Forest, not I'm trying The Raft
19:31 < Hatter> *now
19:31 < almostdvs> Jekotia: If you can't afford a MS server for a Domain Controller the solution is not to shoestring and bubblegum it but rather apply all day until they fire you or you land a position somewhere else
19:31 < ebol4> i marathon'd fez over the weekend
19:31 < Hatter> The Forest was good, I recommend playing with a friend
19:31  * NinjaStyle goes back to work
19:31 < DeVito> almostdvs, but roll-your-own AD using Samba is a great way to achieve maximum billable hours!
19:32 < JollyRgrs> i wanna get an infrared grill
19:32 < DomLS3> best free hard drive checking software... GO
19:32 < JollyRgrs> but it seems the only one i can really find in any stores is char-broil at lowes
19:32 < JollyRgrs> i don't like having just 1 option
19:32 < DomLS3> OTHER THAN CHKDSK
19:32 < DeVito> DD until it breaks
19:32 < ebol4> dban and start over
19:32 < DomLS3> not hard drive killer
19:32 < DomLS3> hard drive checker
19:32 < DomLS3> as in checking for errors
19:33 < JollyRgrs> DomLS3: what brand?
19:33 < Jekotia> almostdvs: The problem there is I have no formal education in any of this. I'm self taught. I got this job because the company I already worked for heard some good things from one of my co-workers who works in IT, so they gave me a shot in this position.
19:33 < JollyRgrs> tbh, using the brand's own checker is usually pretty good
19:33 < Bru-> morn
19:33 < JollyRgrs> seagate or wd tools, etc
19:33 < almostdvs> Jekotia: welcome to the club
19:34 < Bru-> \o
19:34 < JollyRgrs> for off-line checkers, hitachi's bootable disk checker... i forget what it was called
19:34 < Jekotia> I also have terrible social anxiety, aspergers/autism, and interview like shit
19:34 < Bru-> Jekotia: also welcome!
19:34 < Bru-> haha
19:34 < almostdvs> Jekotia: Purchase a MS server license with appropriate user cals and do it correctly or move on if that's not possible
19:34 < Bru-> it takes me like 5 straight interviews to get it right
19:35 < ebol4> i also got dat anxiety but i do good in interviews
19:35 < Hunterkll> Jekotia, how many users?
19:35 <+AnonymooseWork> SynMonger - I found the part #
19:36 <+AnonymooseWork> APC PN 0J-876-0011A
19:36 < Jekotia> Hunterkll: 200-300 local, 50-100 remote
19:36 < Hunterkll> lol
19:36 < Hunterkll> gg
19:37 < JollyRgrs> move everything to google cloud or O365
19:37 < JollyRgrs> and use EVERYTHING in their system, have no on-prem at all
19:37 < Hunterkll> JollyRgrs, for that many users? fuck, on-prem would be cheaper
19:37 < JollyRgrs> or... get MSFT AD
19:38 < Hunterkll> JollyRgrs, I think i might have a domain problem... https://i.imgur.com/OkYmWuu.png
19:39 < JollyRgrs> Hunterkll: yes, yes you do
19:39 < JollyRgrs> but...
19:39 < JollyRgrs> is it a domain squatter problem, or a domain hoarder problem?
19:39 < Hunterkll> lel
19:39 < JollyRgrs> or a bit of both?
19:39 < Hunterkll> JollyRgrs, I had to contact namecheap support today because i was trying to renew 44 domains and the 20% discount wasn't showing
19:39 < Hunterkll> (nwo i get perpetual discounts yay)
19:39 < JollyRgrs> lol
19:39 < Hunterkll> JollyRgrs, got this girl from india, right?
19:39 < JollyRgrs> yeah?
19:39 < Hunterkll> JollyRgrs, one of the domains was punjabipantyraiders.xyz
19:40 < JollyRgrs> LOL
19:40 < JollyRgrs> oh man
19:40 < JollyRgrs> did she notice it?
19:40 < Hunterkll> JollyRgrs, don't forget bbwswrappedinbacon.xyz
19:40 < Hunterkll> i have no idea
19:40 < JollyRgrs> or did you specifically ask about it?
19:40 < Hunterkll> no
19:40 < Hunterkll> i just told her "all .xyz expiring on these two dates"
19:40 < Hunterkll> i wasnt about to list half the fucking domains in there in chat
19:40 < Hunterkll> fuck that
19:40 < JollyRgrs> although, i'm sure she's seen plenty of xxx rated domain names before with her position
19:40 <+AnonymooseWork> LOL
19:41 <+AnonymooseWork> whut
19:41 < Hunterkll> imaylook18butimtotallynot.xyz ? barelylegalpantysales.xyz ?
19:41 < Hunterkll> im not fuckin listing those all out
19:41 < Hatter> JollyRgrs: I think Hunterkll has me on /ignore, if you tell him how much that annoys me maybe he'll remove it
19:41 < JollyRgrs> doyou have al lyour domains pointing to a landing page? i know you don't have content on all of them
19:41 < Hunterkll> JollyRgrs, yea. "registered at namecheap"
19:41 < Hunterkll> loll
19:41 < JollyRgrs> lol
19:41 < Hunterkll> JollyRgrs, cocainedealers.club is O365 enabled
19:41 < Hunterkll> :P
19:41 < JollyRgrs> Hatter: i doubt Hunterkll has you on ignore, he'd rather troll the stuffing out of someoen than just ignore them
19:42 <+AnonymooseWork> erm
19:42 < Hunterkll> who's hatter?
19:42 < JollyRgrs> not to say he might not be ignoring you... but i doubt he /ignored you
19:42 <+AnonymooseWork> brb
19:42 < Hatter> JollyRgrs: it is a really weak move
19:42 < JollyRgrs> Hatter: don't talk to me about it
19:42 < Hatter> JollyRgrs: and why would he have reason to /ignore me anyway? Most people find me delightful!
19:42 < JollyRgrs> i'm not playing playground referee
19:42 < JollyRgrs> Hatter: debatable
19:42 < Hatter> don't be hurtful
19:43 < JollyRgrs> just truthful
19:44 < JollyRgrs> you can't spell hatter without H-A-T-E
19:44 < McDonaldsWiFi> ++++
19:44 < corn266> goddamn i wouldn't mind this podcast if they didn't whisper the name of it every 5 seconds
19:44 < McDonaldsWiFi> fuck hate
19:44 < abakedapplepie> Hatter: did you find out why Hunterkll went to jail yet
19:44  * JollyRgrs whispers #reddit-sysadmin to the channel
19:44 < Hatter> I do get really annoyed when people pronounce my name "Hater" in voicechat
19:44 < Hatter> abakedapplepie: no because he has me on ignore
19:44 < Hunterkll> JollyRgrs, i wasn't joking about cocaine dealers. https://i.imgur.com/hIkhYyG.png
19:44 < Hunterkll> :D
19:45 < JollyRgrs> Hatter: #umadbro?
19:45 < L3gacy> Time to do some RL questing
19:45 < Hunterkll> JollyRgrs, oh god. cocainedealers.club and I have Dynamics 365 customer engagement licenses available.....
19:45 < McDonaldsWiFi> Hatter: your moves are weak https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNYCxyQ3Odo
19:45 < abakedapplepie> Hatter: maybe if you werent such a hater
19:45 < L3gacy> LFT time!
19:45 < JollyRgrs> L3gacy: RL questing?
19:45 < McDonaldsWiFi> hatters gonna hat
19:45 < L3gacy> LF tacos
19:45 < McDonaldsWiFi> hatters gonna hate
19:45 < abakedapplepie> haters gonna hatt
19:45 < JollyRgrs> oh IRL questing
19:45 < abakedapplepie> what?
19:45 < Hunterkll> jesus christ that's hilarious
19:46 < McDonaldsWiFi> Hunterkll: please
19:46 < McDonaldsWiFi> please do this
19:46 < McDonaldsWiFi> for all of us
19:46 < Hunterkll> do what? it's already set up
19:46 < estranger> lol @ that domain
19:46 < Hunterkll> McDonaldsWiFi, cocainedealers.club has some licenses available ... https://i.imgur.com/hcwSQgs.png
19:46 < L3gacy> My friend was jsut over.  It's good to have friends
19:46 < DeVito> I had a friend once
19:46 < Hunterkll> estranger, i'm more LOL @ Dynamics 365 Customer Engagement licenses being available for cocainedealers.club
19:46 < Hunterkll> like
19:46 < Hunterkll> wtf
19:46 < McDonaldsWiFi> his makes me so happy
19:46 < Hunterkll> dynamics 365 for my cocaine dealing customer satisifaction tracking
19:46 < McDonaldsWiFi> this*
19:46 < estranger> haha
19:47 < Hatter> Has the cartel engaged in cyberspace turf wars yet?
19:47 < Hatter> that could get ugly
19:47 < JollyRgrs> DeVito: then you killed him?
19:47 < McDonaldsWiFi> support@cocainedealer.club
19:47 < estranger> Hunterkll, EVERYONE has realized that data is required to be in business these days
19:47 < McDonaldsWiFi> "this was 50% pure.. not 60% you advertised"
19:47 < DeVito> JollyRgrs, he told me the best web server was IIS
19:47 < JollyRgrs> it is
19:47 < JollyRgrs> for n00bs who don't know no better
19:47 < DeVito> Great now I have another person to kill
19:47 < McDonaldsWiFi> JollyRgrs: +++++
19:47 < McDonaldsWiFi> JollyRgrs: I was waiting for the punchline
19:47 < abakedapplepie> DeVito: it is, didnt you know 80% of the internet runs on IIS
19:47 < McDonaldsWiFi> I was about to be sad
19:47 < Hunterkll> JollyRgrs, IIS is faster than nginx for static content & caching
19:47 < estranger> Hunterkll, there are lots of cocaine dealers out there... the ones that can provide the best customer exprience, or CX as those of us in the know call it, will excel against their competitors
19:47 < Hunterkll> just sayin'
19:47 < JollyRgrs> i setup an IIS website on win2kserver when i was a youngin
19:48 < McDonaldsWiFi> abakedapplepie: billions of devices run off of java
19:48 < McDonaldsWiFi> doesnt mean its right!
19:48 < ihre> JollyRgrs: what about windows apache ?!
19:48 < abakedapplepie> lol
19:48 < DeVito> I did it, I managed to get hunter involved too by mentioning a MS product
19:48 < L3gacy> Funny... my campus email acct is closed...
19:48 < L3gacy> O_O
19:48 < ihre> or python -m SimpleHTTPServer
19:48 < JollyRgrs> ihre: that's jsut plain disgusting
19:48 < DeVito> I just spin up a new netcat instance on a random port per request
19:48 < JollyRgrs> either IIS on windows or #flavorofweek on *nix
19:48 < abakedapplepie> you guys know that a lot of domain parking services were paid off by microsoft to switch to windows, specifically so they could scan the internet and say "x% of domains run on IIS"
19:48 < ihre> wampwampwamp
19:48 < estranger> flask ftw... who runs webservers anymore?
19:48 < McDonaldsWiFi> is this #conspiracy now?
19:48 < Hatter> Beware of Godaddy's domain reselling business, I'm pretty sure they cheated me out of a big deal
19:49 < estranger> DeVito, oh you mean aws lambda? :)
19:49 < abakedapplepie> McDonaldsWiFi: no bamboozle
19:49 < Hunterkll> McDonaldsWiFi, i blame you
19:49 < DeVito> That's too scalable for me, estranger
19:49 < Hunterkll> I REALLY FUCKING BLAME YOU
19:49 < estranger> DeVito, lol
19:49 < DeVito> I spin it up *manually*
19:49 < JollyRgrs> Hunterkll: only beware of their domain reselling?
19:49 < JollyRgrs> err, Hatter
19:49 < Hatter> well yeah they're pretty terrible overall
19:49 < GreyKite> I've heard that GoDaddy is mostly scum
19:49 < Hatter> and the owner is a real douche
19:49 < JollyRgrs> dangit, everyone in here should go by a different first letter (all 583 of you)
19:49 < ihre> GreyKite: basically every reseller is scum :P
19:50 < Hunterkll> McDonaldsWiFi, LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO https://i.imgur.com/ypxSfBK.png
19:50 < ihre> except for wamp license brokers
19:50 < GreyKite> ihre: is gandi a reseller?
19:50 < McDonaldsWiFi> Hunterkll: YES
19:50 < McDonaldsWiFi> YES YES YES
19:50 < abakedapplepie> Hunterkll: is cocainedealers.club hipaa complaint?
19:50 < abakedapplepie> gdpr compliant?
19:50 < McDonaldsWiFi> sox?
19:50 < abakedapplepie> pci compliant?
19:50 < Hatter> this is getting a bit racist
19:50 < Hunterkll> McDonaldsWiFi, not publicly traded
19:50 < Hunterkll> abakedapplepie, cash only
19:50 < Hatter> oh nevermind
19:50 < Hunterkll> no CC data handling
19:51 < McDonaldsWiFi> Hunterkll: xD
19:51 < Hunterkll> US customers only
19:51 < abakedapplepie> but muh logs
19:51 < JollyRgrs> cash or bitcoin?
19:51 < Hunterkll> abakedapplepie, handled by microsoft via O365
19:51 < Hunterkll> thank you very much
19:51 < McDonaldsWiFi> how much did this domain cost lol
19:51 < abakedapplepie> lol
19:51 < DeVito> JollyRgrs, tell freenode to patch the ircd to support emoji nicks and we can do it
19:51 < abakedapplepie> .club can be had for $2 on namecheap
19:51 < McDonaldsWiFi> i wonder if breakfast.club is taken
19:51 < abakedapplepie> yes.
19:51 < JollyRgrs> DeVito: i don't want emoji nicks
19:51 < DeVito> I do
19:51 < McDonaldsWiFi> namecheap is great
19:52 < JollyRgrs> emoji don't work from my tmux session
19:52 < McDonaldsWiFi> i use their email service too, works nice for my resume email xD
19:52 < abakedapplepie> i love the dirth of available domains now
19:52 < DeVito> Then patch your font and term emu
19:52 < McDonaldsWiFi> we need .sex
19:52 < abakedapplepie> i can always buy a crap random domain for $2 for testing somethnig if i want
19:52 < abakedapplepie> McDonaldsWiFi: theres .xxx
19:52 < McDonaldsWiFi> abakedapplepie: oh god yes
19:52 < DeVito> Ah yes, the new sysadmin IRC domain, neverhave.sex
19:52 < McDonaldsWiFi> cocainedealers.xxx
19:52 < abakedapplepie> theres also, like, 10000 other TLDs now
19:52 < McDonaldsWiFi> DeVito: lmfao
19:52 < abakedapplepie> .xxx costs a lot though
19:52 < McDonaldsWiFi> says who
19:52 < McDonaldsWiFi> i can get xxx cheap
19:52 < ihre> GreyKite: they sell a 'standard' ssl sert for ~50eur/yr and have a reseller subdivision, so that qualifies as scum ? :P
19:52 < McDonaldsWiFi> FROM YER MOM
19:52 < JollyRgrs> DeVito: i don't wanna deal with that... i'm connecting via KiTTY
19:53 < DeVito> JollyRgrs, time to submit a PR
19:53 < DeVito> Stop letting minor details hold you back from the future
19:53 < JollyRgrs> not a problem for me
19:53 < estranger> man i still want IHOP
19:53 < JollyRgrs> estranger: then GO GET SOME!
19:53 < XV8> Man it's difficult trying to keep up with flavor of the month cloud virtualization shit.
19:53 < estranger> I can't!
19:53 < DeVito> XV8, just stick to BSD jails and complain when anything else is mentioned
19:53 < DeVito> Then blog about that
19:53 < estranger> XV8, everyone is going to google cloud now, learn it up
19:53 < JollyRgrs> DeVito: should be "neverhad.sex"... neverhave implies that they WANT to never have
19:53 <@cryptic1> to googles?
19:53 < ihre> psst. wanna buy some private cloud?!
19:54 <@cryptic1> more like to aws or azure
19:54 <@cryptic1> not googles cloud
19:54 < estranger> JollyRgrs, im still adjusting to babylife.  i dunno when the hell ill get to a resturant again =)
19:54 < DeVito> JollyRgrs, GOOD point
19:54 < XV8> Company wants to move to AWS and now they're shifting gears.
19:54 < JollyRgrs> estranger: ah, new to it all?
19:54 < JollyRgrs> don't worry, it might be another 5-6 yrs
19:54 < ihre> cryptic1: depnds on what youre working with, i'd rather run k8s on gcp than aws :3
19:54 < AnimalFarmPig> estranger: just take babby to restaurant
19:54 < ihre> the IAM integration is sweet.
19:54 < DeVito> Just take restaurant home
19:54 < JollyRgrs> your next few years are full of feeding baby room temp baby food while YOUR food was hot and gets cold...
19:54 < AnimalFarmPig> TGI Friday's frozen meals!
19:54 < estranger> cryptic1, im surprised too.. I think w/ Apple moving stuff over publicly lots of places are following.  ive seen a huge uptick in GCP in just hte last few months.... huge for GCP at least.. drop in the bucket compared to aws/azure
19:54 < Hunterkll> McDonaldsWiFi, this is seriously all your fault
19:54 < JollyRgrs> by the time you re done feeling baby, your food is cold and you are ready to leave
19:55 < DeVito> Hunterkll, blame me instead
19:55 < ihre> aws and running iam proxies in pods, not so much
19:55 < alazare619> neverhad.pizza
19:55 < estranger> JollyRgrs, very new... 1 month.  hoping by like 2-3 months after shots we'll venture out again
19:55 < JollyRgrs> estranger: ah, well congrats
19:55 < abakedapplepie> pff shots
19:55 < JollyRgrs> you know the #1 thing that i wasn't told about/prepared for what?
19:55 < abakedapplepie> keep a cesspool in your nursery
19:55 < JollyRgrs> that "baby's first poo" poo....
19:55 < abakedapplepie> build their immune system
19:56 < estranger> JollyRgrs, oh god or their belly button
19:56 < JollyRgrs> that's a horrible "prank"
19:56 < abakedapplepie> JollyRgrs: its called myconium
19:56 < estranger> what the fuck is that
19:56 < JollyRgrs> estranger: lol
19:56 < McDonaldsWiFi> Hunterkll: you love me and you know it
19:56 < JollyRgrs> abakedapplepie: yeah, tar poop
19:56 < McDonaldsWiFi> Hunterkll: add that email to your outlook
19:56 < McDonaldsWiFi> I'm going to email you
19:56 < McDonaldsWiFi> :>
19:56 < Hunterkll> McDonaldsWiFi, already working on it
19:56 < abakedapplepie> JollyRgrs: fun fact, often the baby will have their myconium during birth
19:56 < abakedapplepie> so youll get black tar shit covered baby
19:56 < abakedapplepie> and vagina
19:56 < abakedapplepie> its disgusting
19:56 < estranger> she was tiny too 5#2
19:56 < JollyRgrs> my kid came out screaming b/c she was hungry
19:56 < abakedapplepie> horrifying
19:56 < DomLS3> what
19:56 < DomLS3> the
19:56 < JollyRgrs> i mean HANGRY
19:56 < DomLS3> fuck
19:56 < DomLS3> someone +m this garbage
19:56 < McDonaldsWiFi> Hunterkll: afk a few, meeting time
19:56 < nurgle> abakedapplepie: luckily i wont even be on that side of it
19:56 < JollyRgrs> she wouldn't stop angry crying until like 30-45 min when she finally got fed
19:56 < nurgle> im too squemish for it.
19:56 < nurgle> i'll puke.
19:57 < abakedapplepie> JollyRgrs: thats normal too
19:57 < estranger> nurgle, wanna see the c-section pics?
19:57 < alazare619> just drink the momma milk
19:57 < nurgle> nope
19:57 < nurgle> i'll puke
19:57 < alazare619> it will make you strong
19:57 < JollyRgrs> abakedapplepie: my wife had to have a c-section
19:57 < alazare619> and you will poo good
19:57 < DomLS3> O_O
19:57  * DomLS3 /parts
19:57 < nurgle> alazare619: ur some sicko that would suck ur wifes tits
19:57 < nurgle> groos ass
19:57 < DomLS3> this is not approved #r-s talk
19:57 < abakedapplepie> my wife is a mother/baby nurse
19:57 < estranger> JollyRgrs, at least you get better looking babies c-section
19:57 < abakedapplepie> i hear alllllllll kiiiinds of stuff
19:57 < alazare619> nurgle: dont knock it till you try it
19:57 < nurgle> alazare619: u gae
19:57 < alazare619> 💩
19:57 < estranger> not all squished
19:57 < JollyRgrs> estranger: and i thought it was just b/c i am handsome
19:58 < abakedapplepie> and now i can also see health issues in babies and be like yo take your kid to the doc yo
19:58 < abakedapplepie> my buddy's baby was yellow when they brought her home last week
19:58 < nurgle> JollyRgrs: a face only an emu could love.
19:58 < DomLS3> doc expensive yo
19:58 < alazare619> jfdkthnx show your self
19:58 < abakedapplepie> not enough time under the lights
19:58 < nurgle> abakedapplepie: JAUNDICE
19:58 < abakedapplepie> yep
19:58 < JollyRgrs> abakedapplepie: anyone can tell that yellow babies need to see a Dr
19:58 < estranger> abakedapplepie, my wife is at the EVERY NOISE IS A PROBLEM stage still
19:58 < nurgle> JollyRgrs: nothing wrong with asians
19:58 < nurgle> ffs
19:58 < abakedapplepie> estranger: lol
19:58 < abakedapplepie> im worried about having kids
19:58 < DomLS3> nurgle: why you keep changing your name? Don't want anyone to know who you truly are?
19:58 < JollyRgrs> how cna you tell if an chinese baby has jaundice?
19:58 < alazare619> abakedapplepie:  you suck them milk jugs yet?
19:58 < nurgle> DomLS3: im not hatter
19:59 < estranger> JollyRgrs, hahahahhaha
19:59 < nurgle> you know who i am
19:59 < abakedapplepie> my wife is so anxious
19:59 < DomLS3> nurgle: I know you're not
19:59 < nurgle> i just forgot to change it last friday
19:59 < abakedapplepie> and she knows all the things that can go wrong
19:59 < DomLS3> You're JFDkthxhomo
19:59 < abakedapplepie> because its her job
19:59 < abakedapplepie> its going to be terrible
19:59 < nurgle> DomLS3: also this is my pure shitpost nick
19:59 < McDonaldsWiFi> Hunterkll: before I afk.. IT WAS SENT
19:59 < McDonaldsWiFi> afk
19:59 < DomLS3> nurgle: It's a shitty shitpost nick
19:59 < nurgle> as opposed to my pure idiocy
19:59 < nurgle> jfdkthx
19:59 < Hunterkll> McDonaldsWiFi, https://i.imgur.com/4AD34z5.png
19:59 < DomLS3> just fuck dicks kthx
19:59 < estranger> abakedapplepie, yeah.. good luck. i dunno whats worse... having crazy anxiety and knowing all the things that could be wrong... or having crazy anxiety and NOT knowing the htings that can be wrong
19:59 < JollyRgrs> /kick jfdkthx
19:59 < nurgle> good thing
20:00 < nurgle> HE AINT HERE
20:00 < abakedapplepie> right
20:00 < JollyRgrs> estranger: not knowing is better
20:00 < Hunterkll> ahahahahhaha
20:00 < Hunterkll> cocaine support is now live
20:00 < DomLS3> Hunterkll: 5800 unread emails
20:00 < DomLS3> the fuck
20:00 < abakedapplepie> at least when you dont know better
20:00 < abakedapplepie> you come up with unrealistic scenarios
20:00 < Hatter> hunterkll really is running with this bit
20:00 < estranger> JollyRgrs, then you think everything is a problem, when its not
20:00 < abakedapplepie> that someone more educated than you can be like
20:00 < abakedapplepie> stop, thats impossible
20:00 < Hunterkll> DomLS3, oh that's just one account
20:00 < abakedapplepie> but when youre educated, you KNOW all the things that can happen
20:00 < estranger> like her eyes going crossed and rolling back.... thats normal, the wife flipped
20:01 < abakedapplepie> and even worse, you see things that are normal but could be indicative of a problem
20:01 < abakedapplepie> and start making something out of nothing
20:01 < alazare619> Hunterkll:  like the weed support
20:01 < estranger> yeah.. that small % of "actually thats not normal"
20:01 < Hunterkll> my gmail has.... 16,260 unread *threads/conversations* DomLS3 .... and my work emaill has 2039 unread inbox ... and i archive so there's only two months worth in there
20:01 < alazare619> Hunterkll: tons of states legalizing weed i'm sitting here like wheres my nose candy support
20:01 < Hatter> nurgle: and I'm not hiding who I am, I used my more formal name when someone had 'Hatter' taken, I've since adopted it after having seized control
20:01 < L3gacy> time to get all dubya dubya dubya dot ghetto ring light dot com in da heezy
20:01 < nurgle> Hatter: no one cares
20:01 < estranger> abakedapplepie, but yeah good luck  :)
20:01 < L3gacy> Anyone use ring lights on their web cams, her?
20:01 < abakedapplepie> i dont even remember what your other nick is hatter
20:02 < int0x1C8> legalize PCP!
20:02 < Hatter> TheophilusCarter
20:02 < L3gacy> *here
20:02 < nurgle> L3gacy: only when im on MFC
20:02 < abakedapplepie> i thought you used another one though
20:02 < McDonaldsWiFi> Hunterkll: huehuhehuehee
20:02 < McDonaldsWiFi> okay afk for real lol
20:02 < nurgle> McDonaldsWiFi:
20:02 < nurgle> hey
20:02 < JollyRgrs> ok, so srs... anyone else here have an infrared propane grill?
20:02 < McDonaldsWiFi> nurgle: hi
20:02 < abakedapplepie> no
20:02 < McDonaldsWiFi> dammit guys
20:02 < abakedapplepie> charcoal or bust
20:02 < nurgle> like a heat lamp?
20:02 < AnimalFarmPig> int0x1C8: I'm with you. I mean, what the fuck is even the point of legal weed if you can't also get legal mushrooms and PCP?
20:02 < SynMonger> no, I cook with charcoal like God intended
20:02 < L3gacy> I'm about to disassemble this 12 LED RING light lamp, and glue it to my webcam... #GhettoKiyo
20:03 < mrghostman> charcoal....otherwise, why grill?
20:03 < SynMonger> carcinogens = flavor
20:03 < L3gacy> Hickory, soaked in bourbon, then dried
20:03 <@cryptic1> bbq
20:03 <+AnonymooseWork> lol
20:03 < AnimalFarmPig> propane, because I don't want my food to taste like fucking charcoal
20:03 < ebol4> i want my food to taste like charcoal
20:03 <@cryptic1> wow so hostile
20:03 < abakedapplepie> youre doing it wrong if it tastes like charcoal
20:03 < nurgle> AnimalFarmPig: i hate doctors around here. the first one i go see asks if im here for drugs, because they cant do that anymore. the second one i see asks why im here, and if it's for medical marijuana i need a different appointment
20:03 < ebol4> charcoal smell good
20:03 < L3gacy> I actually started cooking my steaks in the pan, in the oven, covered, with 2 shouts of JD and 3 shots water
20:04 < abakedapplepie> L3gacy thats wrong
20:04 < AnimalFarmPig> also, because propane is so convenient, takes like 5 minutes before you can start cooking
20:04 < L3gacy> abakedapplepie: it comes out noms
20:04 < abakedapplepie> fuckin
20:04 < abakedapplepie> water?
20:04 < abakedapplepie> in MY steak?
20:04 < AnimalFarmPig> nurgle: you should have called one of the doctors in the back of your city's free weekly paper
20:04 < nurgle> i cook all my steaks in a cast iron pan. so fuck grills
20:04 < L3gacy> My oven cooks at 450 ;)
20:04 < abakedapplepie> anyway
20:04 < abakedapplepie> you guys need to live in 2038
20:04 < mrghostman> steaks seared in a cast iron and finished in an oven in the same cast iron are noms
20:04 < L3gacy> I'm about to do some bourbon/chipotle rub chicken
20:04 < abakedapplepie> get a sous vide
20:05 < abakedapplepie> sous vide your steak
20:05 < nurgle> fuck sous vide
20:05 < ebol4> sous vide is white people bullshit
20:05 < L3gacy> Fuck da free woild!  *flashes gang signs*
20:05 < nurgle> should be called soy vide
20:05 < abakedapplepie> its tasty white people bullshit...
20:05 < L3gacy> I season like a black man :)
20:05 < Hatter> is souse vide with the little plastic bags?
20:05 < L3gacy> Make dat shit noms
20:05 < AnimalFarmPig> Hatter: yeah, and the warm water
20:05 < SynMonger> souse vidde
20:05 < Hatter> that makes me uncomfortable
20:06 < ebol4> that's like boiling hot dogs
20:06 <+giant_it_burrit> i love dirty water weiners
20:06 < abakedapplepie> all i can say is
20:06 < abakedapplepie> dont knock it til you try it
20:06 <+TuxedoJack> Who the fuck BOILS hot dogs?
20:06 < SynMonger> not really, all the flavor stays in instead of going in to the water
20:06 <+TuxedoJack> You fucking steam that shit
20:06 < mrghostman> people who knock cooking with charcoal dont know how to light charcoal without lighter fluid or match light charcoal IMO
20:06 <+TuxedoJack> Or grill it if you have one
20:06 < ebol4> charcoal is so  good
20:06 < abakedapplepie> mrghostman: i cant count how many times someone has seen my charcoal chimney and asked WTF is that?!
20:06 <+AnonymooseWork> mrghostman i have a charcoal chimney
20:06 < L3gacy> So.. considering this when I have the income again - https://www.amazon.com/Wiha-92190-Master-Technicians-Bench/dp/B000T9XZFO/ref=sr_1_21?s=industrial&ie=UTF8&qid=1527617159&sr=1-21&keywords=Wiha
20:06 < SynMonger> mrghostman: charcoal chimney = 100% light rate
20:06 < corn266> HankHill gonna bring the pro-pain on you mrghostman
20:07 <+AnonymooseWork> its great
20:07 <+AnonymooseWork> newspaper and charcoal starter
20:07 <+AnonymooseWork> nom
20:07 < SynMonger> don't even need any starter fluid
20:07 < Hatter> L3gacy: why those?
20:07 < L3gacy> Dangit, Bobby, I'm about to bring the propane on your ass!
20:07 < mrghostman> i've got two sizes.  one large chimney for my main grill and a small chimney for my tailgater weber kettle
20:07 < L3gacy> Hatter - Looking for a good kit
20:07 <+AnonymooseWork> i sell propane and propane accessories
20:08 < JollyRgrs> L3gacy: seems a bit expensive, honestly
20:08 < SynMonger> dad says butane's a bastard gas
20:08 < L3gacy> Recommendations?
20:08 < JollyRgrs> L3gacy: do you really need that many diff tips?
20:08 < abakedapplepie> L3gacy: i would lose those seo fast
20:08 < L3gacy> Should I just get the ifixit kit?
20:09 < JollyRgrs> pretty sure you could buy like 4-5 diff sets (philips, flat head, hex, star, socket) and still be cheaper than nearly $200
20:09 < abakedapplepie> you dont buy those because you need some screwdrivers
20:09 < abakedapplepie> you buy those because you want Wiha
20:09 < SynMonger> ifixit tool kits are useful but you can get the same kits elsewhere cheaper
20:09 < abakedapplepie> wiha is like top tier tools
20:09 < L3gacy> I was looking at the 60.00 ifixit kit
20:10 < L3gacy> https://www.ifixit.com/Store/Tools/Pro-Tech-Toolkit/IF145-307-4
20:10 < derpingit> hey guys. i'm not very good at network stuff, but i've been playing with the idea of routing all my traffic through a vpn provider. only problem is findind a device that will do openvpn on a 200/40mbit line and squeeze out of it as much as posible. can someone point me on the right direction ?
20:10 < ebol4> derpingit: mikrotik can do openvpn
20:10 < abakedapplepie> also if you just need some specific tips
20:10 < abakedapplepie> go to harbor freight
20:10 < ebol4> you might look at their CCR stuff
20:10 < abakedapplepie> they have oddball bits
20:11 < derpingit> i have a pc laying around, but i don't want to completely disrupt my uqbituiti setup.. can i have the pc do the offloading for ovpn ?
20:11 < abakedapplepie> they will fall apart really fast but good for a pinch
20:11 < vinrock> wtf yo
20:11 < SynMonger> I have the older ifixit rollup kit, it's good for phone repair if you do that often but if all you need is the screwdriver kit look around
20:11 < sideup66> Smoke memes everyday
20:11 < sideup66> Pfsense
20:11 < sideup66> Pfsense
20:11 < ebol4> derpingit: you can have the PC act as a router yes
20:11 < sideup66> Pfsense
20:11 < vinrock> outlook read a calendar event i made with a bucha shit and broke it up into a bunch of different events
20:11 < sideup66> Felda
20:11 < sideup66> Felda.io
20:11 < sideup66> Felda
20:11 < vinrock> damnit outlook stop being creepy
20:11 < sideup66> F
20:11 < vinrock> this is why i avoid fb
20:11 < sideup66> E
20:11 < sideup66> L
20:11 < felda> JollyRgrs there seems to be some spamming in this channel can you help me out?
20:11 < sideup66> D
20:11 < sideup66> A
20:11 < abakedapplepie> lol
20:11 < sideup66> felda: felda.io best site 10/10
20:11 < sideup66> Pfsense
20:11 < sideup66> Pfsense
20:12 < sideup66> Pfsense
20:12 < sideup66> Ho ho ho
20:12 < sideup66> cryptic1 sucks dorks
20:12 < felda> mistiry?
20:12 < felda> killdash9?
20:12 < felda> cryptic1?
20:12 < ebol4> what's a dork
20:12 < sideup66> Where is your god now
20:12 < felda> can I get a hero in the night?
20:12 <@cryptic1> ....
20:12 < derpingit> like i said, i don't want to disrupt my current network setup ( edgerouter + ptmp antenas ). i'm thining i could setup a vm and tell the router to pass all openvpn traffic throught it ?
20:12 < felda> thankies from mcspankies
20:13 < sideup66> Felda
20:13 < ebol4> derpingit: yep, you can make static routes for that
20:13 < sideup66> Pfsense
20:13 < felda> wassup sideup66 you need some help?
20:13 < sideup66> Plox
20:13 < felda> ooof his voice bones
20:13 < felda> OI M8
20:13 < felda> U WANNA FITE M8?!
20:13 < genr8__> rekt
20:13 < L3gacy> I tell u wot
20:13 < SynMonger> gotem
20:13 < L3gacy> I'll punch you in the gabber
20:13 < L3gacy> I swear on me mum
20:14 < derpingit> pfsense is a whole routing offering. couldnt i just setup a vm with just ovpn and do the static rouote thing ?
20:14 < Hunterkll> so
20:14 < dragonfleas> GUYS
20:14 < dragonfleas> BIG NEWS
20:14 < Hunterkll> i'm just saying
20:14 < Hunterkll> we should put felda in the icu
20:14 < ebol4> does the edgerouter not do openvpn
20:14 < ebol4> derpingit: yes
20:14 < Hunterkll> felda.icu is avaiable for like 88 cents on namecheap
20:14 < felda> lol
20:14 < felda> I'm not taking all felda domains
20:14 < nurgle> dragonfleas: rosanne was fired?
20:14 < derpingit> ebol4 it does,. but the max is like 20mbit
20:14 <@Code_Man65> dragonfleas:  You just saved a bunch of money by switching to geico?
20:14 < dragonfleas> https://www.facebook.com/BethesdaGameStudios/videos/1747079552002689/
20:14 < sideup66> Wut
20:14 < sideup66> felda: pfsense.io
20:14 < dragonfleas> new fallout coming out!!!!!!!!
20:14 < Church-> nurdie: She was espousing a whole bunch of right wing conspiracy theories on twitter.
20:15 < JFDkthx> dragonfleas: new engine?
20:15 < JFDkthx> or same shitty one
20:15 < dragonfleas> JFDkthx, dunno details yet
20:15 < dragonfleas> check out video
20:15 < dragonfleas> ^lol
20:15 < Church-> Capping it with calling one of Obamas advisors what you get when you cross the muslim brotherhood with an ape.
20:15 < felda> I knew the monthly cryptic1 subscription would be worth it
20:15 <@cryptic1> did you guys feed meth to sideup66 again?
20:15 < JFDkthx> Content blocked by your organization https://www.reddit.com/r/Games This Websense category is filtered: Games.
20:15 < JFDkthx> motherfucker
20:15 < felda> here is the Rosanne drama https://www.snopes.com/news/2018/05/29/roseanne-barr-twitter-storm/
20:15 < Hunterkll> JFDkthx, try putting np.reddit.com
20:15 < Hunterkll> or i.reddit.com
20:16 < Hunterkll> ;)
20:16 < estranger> felda, pretty hilarious stuff
20:16 < JFDkthx> felda: this just in, calling some one an ape is bad
20:16 < dragonfleas> i'm at work until midnight tonight fixing our AD schema
20:16 < JFDkthx> what did you do
20:16 < JFDkthx> this time
20:16 < Hunterkll> JFDkthx, you goddamn porch monkey you make apes look good
20:16 < Hunterkll> did i do it right
20:16 < JFDkthx> Hunterkll: close
20:16 < Hunterkll> JFDkthx, please forward all complaints to cocaine.support@cocainedealers.club
20:16 < dragonfleas> right now 2 of our DC's have corrupt sysvols, i'm going to demote them and delete the metadata, upgrade OS'es (finally getting off 2003 r2) and promote them with same names, replicate from our sister site
20:16 < HomebrewCocaine> Good morning/afternoon folks. Have a quick DNS related question. Is there anything major I need to take into consideration before switching from using a Stub Zone to a Conditional Forwarder?
20:16 < Hunterkll> cryptic1, please forward all complaints to cocaine.support@cocainedealers.club
20:17 < Hunterkll> powered by microsoft office 365
20:17 < Hunterkll> i can't believe i'm about to do this ....
20:17 < JollyRgrs> what have i returned to?
20:17 < dragonfleas> Hunterkll, nice racism
20:17 < Hunterkll> JollyRgrs, cocaine support is open for business
20:17 < HomebrewCocaine> @JollyRgrs, welp
20:17 < dragonfleas> I'm formally requesting a ban on Hunterkll for being edgy
20:17 < vinrock> lol
20:17 < vinrock> today is a good chat day
20:17 < Hunterkll> dragonfleas, for what, having an office 365 enabled domain?
20:18 < dragonfleas> "JFDkthx, you goddamn porch monkey you make apes look good"
20:18 < Hatter> I second the ban on Hunterkll, but for more personal reasons
20:18 < estranger> vinrock didnt even bring his AK
20:18 < JollyRgrs> HomebrewCocaine: ask again now that Hunterkll is in the channel
20:18 < Hunterkll> Hatter, that's just because you're a twat
20:18 < DomLS3> "Your email to cocaine.support@cocainedealers.club was rejected due to the following reasons: 5.5.0 bad destination address"
20:18 < DomLS3> LIES
20:18 < alazare619> i'm looking for a single pane of glass for git and svn
20:18 < DomLS3> LIAR LIAR
20:18 < Hatter> Hunterkll: how dare you
20:18 < Hunterkll> DomLS3, ?
20:18 < alazare619> sourcetree on windows only does git
20:18 < alazare619> gitkraken is only git
20:18 < Hunterkll> DomLS3, McDonaldsWiFi got an email to me
20:18 < dragonfleas> JFDkthx, are you black? You could be entitled to financial compensataion
20:18 < alazare619> i need some svn functionality
20:19 <@Code_Man65> Still stuck in the 90s/early 2000s alazare619?
20:19 < estranger> alazare619, no CVS?
20:19 < HomebrewCocaine> Lol, alright. Is there anything major I need to take into consideration before switching from using a Stub Zone to a Conditional Forwarder? @HunterKll thoughts?
20:19 < L3gacy> Rite Aid > CVS
20:19 < alazare619> Code_Man65: just for a single project on curseforge...
20:19 < estranger> L3gacy, Walgreens Boot's Alliance, bitch
20:19 < Hunterkll> HomebrewCocaine, welll, it depends
20:19 < Hunterkll> did you open a ticket?
20:19  * HomebrewCocaine slashes wrists
20:19 < Hunterkll> DomLS3, https://i.imgur.com/wQUkH7g.png
20:19 < HomebrewCocaine> Sure
20:20 < HomebrewCocaine> Lets say that I did
20:20 < DomLS3> Hunterkll: ghey
20:20 < sideup66> Ty
20:20 < sideup66> Holy shit
20:20 < sideup66> Fak u felda
20:20 < HomebrewCocaine> Lets say that I did open a ticket
20:20 < HomebrewCocaine> Then what
20:20 < estranger> read your Holy Shit
20:20 < DomLS3> haha
20:20 < DomLS3> rekt
20:21 < Hunterkll> HomebrewCocaine, well, not much
20:21 < m4221> NinjaStyle: hey
20:21 < DeVito> Why the abuse
20:21 < corn266> Hunterkll: so what exactly is their product?
20:21 < Hunterkll> HomebrewCocaine, instead of bouncing the referalll back to the client to hit somewhere else, your server handles/caches the queries instead
20:21 <+NinjaStyle> m4221: yo
20:21 < DomLS3> super rekt
20:21 < Hunterkll> corn266, real, unadultrated, <readcated>
20:21 < Hatter> Hunterkll: Why would you say such a thing to me? Just a little while ago you were asking who I was
20:21 < vinrock> fuck yeah booked my flight to conference in boulder co in the fall
20:21 < vinrock> im gona be SO HIGH
20:21 < Hunterkll> lol
20:21 < estranger> vinrock, that was my first thought too
20:21 < estranger> vinrock, so much weed!
20:21 < DeVito> These logs have been forwarded to your employer
20:21 < Hunterkll> vinrock, i'm gonna play cookie roulette at defcon
20:21 < mrghostman> what conference?
20:21 < Hunterkll> hosting a room party
20:22 < DeVito> mrghostman, there is no actual conference, he just wanted the excuse ;)
20:22 < Hunterkll> gonna mix up a bowl of cookies from a dispensary and regular ones
20:22 < Hunterkll> and say "TRY YOUR LUCK!"
20:22 < vinrock> it's a software vendor's annual conference, nothing major
20:22 < HomebrewCocaine> Hunterkll, Currently I am in this hell of managing 4 separate domain forests that are all sorts of buggered up. I have an AIX server that needs to be able to do recursive lookups.
20:22 < JollyRgrs> Hunterkll: so long as it isn't a soggy cookie/biscuit
20:22 < estranger> wish we still had our big annual conference
20:22 < estranger> maybe one day again
20:22 < Hunterkll> HomebrewCocaine, i always use conditional forwarders *shrug*
20:22 < vinrock> im kinda souped to do the outdoors thing
20:22 < vinrock> ...on weed
20:22 < AnimalFarmPig> I'm going to my first conference in a couple weeks. Cisco Live. Wish it were in Vegas again this year rather than Orlando.
20:22 < estranger> I am going to cali in august at least
20:23 < vinrock> im goin to costa rica next month to do the ziplines
20:23 < estranger> AnimalFarmPig, ooo yer a conference virgin?
20:23 < HomebrewCocaine> Hunterkll, Same. I didn't build it, but I gotta fix it. I just was wondering if there is anything I should keep an eye on before removing this god forsaken Stub Zone.
20:23 < HomebrewCocaine> and switching it out
20:23 < estranger> vinrock, fuck I had to cancel my costa rica trip. its fucking GORGEOUS there
20:23  * abusetic1 sets ban on HomebrewCocain
20:23 < AnimalFarmPig> estranger: yes, I've been up to go to them in the past, but things just always came up
20:23 < Hunterkll> HomebrewCocaine, https://redmondmag.com/articles/2004/01/01/the-long-and-short-of-stub-zones.aspx
20:23 < Hunterkll> here ya go
20:23 < Hunterkll> 14 year olld article
20:23 < vinrock> my sister and bro in law went and were ranting and raving avbout it and theyre snobby af so that pretty much convinced me to do it
20:23 < Hunterkll> that'll help
20:23 < estranger> AnimalFarmPig, bring an extra bag for your swag and go nuts
20:23 < HomebrewCocaine> :'(
20:23 < HomebrewCocaine> Thank you
20:24 < HomebrewCocaine> Also, why the set ban on my name without an E abusetic1?
20:24 < estranger> vinrock, companies Club trip was jsut there.. but the baby kinda forced my hand and had to cancel
20:24 < AnimalFarmPig> estranger: that's what I've heard. Should be fun. Going to a mandatory pre-conference meeting with coworkers in 5
20:24 < admiralspark> so it wouldn't affect you obvs HomebrewCocaine
20:24 < HomebrewCocaine> Ah
20:24 < admiralspark> dragonfleas isn't our brightest ;)
20:24 < vinrock> ah yeah well at least you had to skip for a good reason
20:24 < vinrock> not like
20:24 < estranger> yup! if it was any other reason id be pissssed
20:24 < vinrock> oh the toilet is backed upa nd the plumber can only get here this weekend
20:24 < estranger> it looked amaaaaazzzzzzzzzzing there
20:24 < estranger> vinrock, id let the house flood and just leave
20:25 < vinrock> hah
20:25 < JFDkthx> coworker asked me what i did this weekend. when i started talking about how i spent most of the weekend overclocking i could immediately tell he regretted asking.
20:25 < JFDkthx> well too bad buddy
20:25 < dragonfleas> how do i perform a metadata cleanup PROPERLY on a force removed DC
20:25 < HomebrewCocaine> JFDkthx, Chaotic Neutral, I like it.
20:25 < JollyRgrs> JFDkthx: IT co-worker?
20:25 < JollyRgrs> or like... the office coffee getter?
20:26 < JFDkthx> JollyRgrs: yeah
20:26 < JFDkthx> senior sysadmin
20:26 < JFDkthx> but he isnt a tech person
20:26 < JFDkthx> he's just a work person.
20:27 < ebol4> how come my pee isn't hissy when i drink la croix
20:27 < JFDkthx> ebol4: because all the bitch bubbles are absorbed by your body
20:27 < JFDkthx> turning you into a
20:27 < L3gacy> ebol4: kidney issues?
20:27 < JFDkthx> bitch:
20:27 < ebol4> dang he's right
20:27 < AnimalFarmPig> oh, neat, I get a free certification exam with my conference. What's the quickest/easiest cisco cert to get?
20:27 < JFDkthx> ccent
20:27 < L3gacy> CCENT
20:28 < AnimalFarmPig> sweet
20:28 < vinrock> the thong tha thong thong thong cert
20:28 < HomebrewCocaine> Not super easy, but it would be the easiest of the bunch
20:28 < JFDkthx> vinrock: thot the same thing when i saw a sysco truck
20:28 < ebol4> take the ccne exam and guess on every question
20:28 < AnimalFarmPig> hopefully none of these certs require ever crimping cables
20:28 < JFDkthx> thats easy
20:28 < dragonfleas> so
20:28 < dragonfleas> my boss is now an active lurker in here guys
20:28 < JFDkthx> i dont even cable monkey and i can do that
20:28 < dragonfleas> he's non-IT
20:29 < dragonfleas> but he knows about you guys and decided to come in here
20:29 < JFDkthx> way to out yourself.
20:29 < HomebrewCocaine> Oh, White Orange, Orange, White Green, Blue, White Blue, Green, White Brown, Brown
20:29 < HomebrewCocaine> Easy stuff
20:29 < vinrock> HEY DRAGONFLEAS' BOSS HE WEARS WOMEN'S UNDERWEAR
20:29 < dragonfleas> yeah so now i can't bitch about him in here anymore
20:29 < JollyRgrs> dragonfleas: are you an idiot?
20:29 < HomebrewCocaine> lol
20:29 < JFDkthx> HomebrewCocaine: doesnt even matter as long as you match them up
20:29 < JollyRgrs> you didn't tell him about this channel, did you?
20:29 < AnimalFarmPig> I understand what order to place the cables. It's the "having a working cable" after doing the crimping that's the problem
20:29 < HomebrewCocaine> True
20:29 < XV8> Tell your boss to pound sand.
20:29 < L3gacy> Opinion time?  If you cannot afford to have your computer fixed, you cannot afford a computer.  Correct?
20:29 < dragonfleas> nah i told him that ##IT was the channel
20:29 < AnimalFarmPig> invariably some of the wires don't make contact
20:29 < JollyRgrs> great... now we have a boss in here!
20:29 < JFDkthx> L3gacy: false
20:29 < AnimalFarmPig> meeting time, bbl
20:29 < L3gacy> JFDkthx: ?
20:29 < dragonfleas> JollyRgrs, instantly OP him
20:30 < dragonfleas> Or he'll have a meeting with Cryptic1
20:30 < HomebrewCocaine> JollyRgrs: Recommending we vote dragonfleas off the island
20:30 < JFDkthx> L3gacy: can you afford to fix your house if it crashes?
20:30 < JFDkthx> no?
20:30 < JFDkthx> welcome to florida after the 2004 hurricane season
20:30 < L3gacy> I have a friend, needs a new 500gb HDD.  Says the cannot afford it because of "bills"  Wants me to free99 them the work
20:30 < DomLS3> JFDkthx: Can you afford to live on your own after I fuck your mom, become your stepdad and kick you out the house?
20:31 < JFDkthx> DomLS3: yeah?
20:31 < JFDkthx> DomLS3: whats your next question
20:31 < SpookyCrisp> felda, When will felda.iop return?
20:31 < dragonfleas> L3gacy, do it
20:31 < JFDkthx> that one was too easy
20:31 < L3gacy> Funny thing is, I have some friends who try to pull this shit on me, then post they ate at Applebee's, and got GOW
20:31 < ouemt> with freeradius, is there a way to have PSK and authed devices on the same wireless network?
20:31 < JFDkthx> L3gacy: im not saying you give them a new hdd
20:31 < JFDkthx> im sure you can find some shitty 200gb 5000rpm
20:31 < L3gacy> They say they cant pay for the HDD or the labor
20:31 < JFDkthx> fo freee
20:32 < dragonfleas> felda.io may be down, but cryptic1backto.work is still up
20:32 < Hunterkll> ......
20:32 < estranger> "needs" a new hdd?
20:32 < Hunterkll> I kind of want to skype 4 business enable cocainedealers.club
20:32 < Hunterkll> uhm
20:32 < L3gacy> yeah.  Laptop SMARTed out
20:32 < dragonfleas> I'm obviously the superior admin
20:32 < L3gacy> Drive is clicky
20:32 < Hunterkll> dragonfleas, i'm just horny
20:32 < Hunterkll> i mean what
20:32 < JFDkthx> L3gacy: give them microsd with winders
20:32  * Hunterkll whistles innocently
20:32 < JFDkthx> call it a day
20:33 < L3gacy> They dont even say they can pay for labor
20:33 < Hatter> JollyRgrs: you're right, elastic still is tough to install, now logstash is giving me fits
20:33 < L3gacy> I stopped doing free shit
20:33 < dragonfleas> Hunterkll, cocainedealers.club is taken bruh
20:33 < JFDkthx> L3gacy: if you dont want to do free work. then tell them to fuck off
20:33 < dragonfleas> cocainedealers.org is only 8 dollars
20:33 < JFDkthx> with the justification of, i dont do free work
20:33 < L3gacy> She paid $400 for the laptop
20:34 < L3gacy> then dropped it while it was on
20:34 < L3gacy> bye warranty
20:34 < ebol4> i don't understand what the problem is
20:34 < DomLS3> $4000 for a laptop is a lot
20:34 < DomLS3> better be alienware
20:34 < JFDkthx> the reasons, for the misunderstaind. emergency landings, on a plane headed for home.
20:34 < L3gacy> 400
20:34 < Hunterkll> dragonfleas, I know cocainedealers.club is taken BECAUSE I OWN IT
20:34 < L3gacy> not 4000
20:34 < DomLS3> oh
20:34 < DomLS3> derp
20:35 < L3gacy> She even told me before buying it, "Money is tight"
20:35 < DomLS3> Hunterkll: lol feds gonna be knocking on your door soon
20:35 < L3gacy> So I'm going with "If you cant afford simple repairs, you cant afford the laptop"
20:35 < Casteil> macbook pro @ 4k
20:35 < JFDkthx> L3gacy: tell her she can pay in otherways
20:35 < JFDkthx> like visa
20:35 < JFDkthx> or money order
20:35 < Casteil> though I don't think macbook pros have been updated for gen8 intel yet
20:36 < Casteil> and I like my fancy new XPS 15 9570 w/ i7-8750H .. hexacore beast
20:36 < DomLS3> L3gacy: most people can't afford simple repairs on cars and yet still drive
20:36 < L3gacy> I've had people do this shit with 200.00 laptops, DomLS3
20:36 < DomLS3> Well, they need a laptop
20:36 < DomLS3> $200 is cheap for a laptop
20:36 < DomLS3> so it get's them by until it doesn't
20:36 < dragonfleas> Hunterkll, oh god
20:38 < Hunterkll> fuck
20:38 < Hunterkll> i can't figure out somethign in O365
20:38 < Hunterkll> but i don't want to use O365 support for cocainedealers.club
20:38 < Hunterkll> LOL
20:38 < DomLS3> Hunterkll: What you trying to figure out?
20:38 < Hunterkll> DomLS3, trying to change the primary domain for Dynamics 365 Customer Engagement
20:38 < Hunterkll> i want that running on cocainedealers.club instead of the domain it's on now
20:38 < DomLS3> that's not O365
20:38 < DomLS3> that's D365
20:39 < DomLS3> dickhead
20:39 < Hunterkll> DomLS3, it's in the O365 admin center
20:39 < DomLS3> idgaf
20:39 < DomLS3> not "O"365
20:40 < Hunterkll> oh
20:40 < Hunterkll> i can just assign the license
20:40 < Hunterkll> ....
20:40 < Hunterkll> i just assigned it to a shared mailbox
20:40 < Hunterkll> how the fuck is that going to work
20:40  * Hunterkll unassigns
20:40 < DomLS3> shared mailboxes can have a license
20:41 < Hunterkll> yea but then how the fuck do i log in
20:41 < Hunterkll> lol
20:41 < DomLS3> same way you normally would?
20:41 < Hunterkll> ....
20:41 < Hunterkll> it's a shared mailbox with users assigned to it
20:41 < Hunterkll> it's not a user/login
20:41 < DomLS3> you can still login to OWA with it
20:41 < Hunterkll> O.o
20:42 < DomLS3> at least I can with my shared mailboxes o.O
20:42 < Hunterkll> what if there's no user assigned?
20:42 < Hunterkll> that seems like a huge lloophole
20:42 < Hunterkll> lol
20:42 < DomLS3> well, mine have user accounts
20:42 < DomLS3> assign a user lol
20:42 < Hunterkll> it has one llol
20:43 < Hunterkll> but i'm just like "whaaat if"
20:43 < Hunterkll> loll
20:43 < DomLS3> im so confused
20:43 < tapoxi> who invented reddit_sysadmin
20:43 < Hunterkll> hmmm
20:43 < Hunterkll> DomLS3, its not lletting me log into portal.office.com
20:43 < L3gacy> $Friend jsut said Rosanne Barr isn't racist and people are blowing "this out of proportion"
20:43 < L3gacy> I'm so done
20:44 < tapoxi> L3gacy: what did she do this time
20:44 < L3gacy> racist twitter rant about former Obama advisor
20:44 < L3gacy> it's on the news
20:44 < Hunterkll> oh
20:44 < L3gacy> her show was cancelled over it
20:44 < Hunterkll> wrong UPN
20:44 < DomLS3> Hunterkll: derp
20:44 < DomLS3> username@domain.com
20:44 < Hunterkll> yea yea i had it configured wrong
20:45 < asimon> Fuckin kvirc
20:45 < asimon> Can't handle when I dock and undock
20:51 < JFDkthx> dammit
20:51 < JFDkthx> the one time i wanted to get coffee on the way home from work
20:51 < JFDkthx> starbucks is closed
20:51 < JFDkthx> thanks trump
20:51 < JFDkthx> u fukkin racist
20:51 < asimon> #dunkin
20:51 < c3vin> #trumpsamerica
20:51 < JFDkthx> asimon: one right next to work.
20:51 < JFDkthx> but
20:51 < JFDkthx> it taint the same
20:51 < DomLS3> how is it trump's fault
20:51 < DomLS3> lol
20:52 < vinrock> theyre doing racist training today
20:52 < vinrock> its for your own good
20:52 < Hunterkll> DomLS3, damn apparently this D365 shit is like $115/mo per user
20:52 < Hunterkll> lol i have 5 licenses
20:52 < JFDkthx> DomLS3: trump is fucking brainwashing all the soyboy baristas into becoming nazis
20:52 < JFDkthx> america is becoming more insular because of trump
20:52 < c3vin> lol
20:52 <@ravioli> no politics
20:52 < c3vin> ty
20:52 < McDonaldsWiFi> soiboisssss
20:52 < DomLS3> #tookthebait
20:52 < McDonaldsWiFi> no raviolis
20:53 < estranger> no ketchup on hotdogs, either
20:53 < DomLS3> woah
20:53 < estranger> see what you did??
20:53 < Hunterkll> strict today
20:53 < SynMonger> see what mod abuse does?
20:53 < Hatter> Is anyone using MImecast? Have you tried the 'aggressive' spam scanning setting?
20:53 < SynMonger> now you broke freenode
20:53 < SpookyCrisp> Hatter, We use Mimecast.
20:53 < asimon> No I don't play minecraft at work
20:54 < SpookyCrisp> Hatter, I tested out the Aggressive scan setting. And I felt it was a little too hardcore for us.
20:54 < Hatter> well I'm on moderate and some annoying and blatant spam is getting through
20:54 < Lucash> anyone using konversation on linux? I am to stupid to make it autoconnect / Identify on start... I am registered..
20:54 < Lucash> http://i.imgur.com/lhFUF3g.png
20:54 < Lucash> passwords obviously not password..
20:54 < SpookyCrisp> Hatter, Check your definitions. We had to set defs all over the place to get it to stop them.
20:55 < DomLS3> JFDkthx hahaha
20:55 < JFDkthx> hash#tag not my starbucks
20:55 < JFDkthx> all im sayin
20:55 < DomLS3> baited you on that one
20:55 < SpookyCrisp> Hatter its really convoluted. To the point we're considering going back to the O365 ATP.
20:55 < DomLS3> it's Starbucks fault that happened. Nobody else
20:55 < JFDkthx> DomLS3: the only thing ur baiting is the donkey you call a wife
20:55 < Hatter> but I thought everyone loved Mimecast
20:55 < estranger> god damn my tinnitus
20:56 < DomLS3> JFDkthx: And not all Starbucks are closed. Only wholly owned. Franchises are still open
20:56 < DomLS3> JFDkthx: I don't have a wife.
20:56 < JFDkthx> you have a donkey
20:56 < JFDkthx> its about time you admitted it
20:56 < DomLS3> You're the donkey
20:56 < DomLS3> Because you're such an ass
20:56 < DomLS3> huehuehue
20:56 < DomLS3> see what I did there
20:56 < JFDkthx> oooh
20:56 < JFDkthx> wow
20:56 < JFDkthx> so clever
20:56 < SpookyCrisp> Hatter, I love its capability, not its configuration.
20:56 < SynMonger> sick burn, bro
20:57 < Hunterkll> oh dear god
20:57 < Hunterkll> what have i done
20:57 < Hunterkll> McDonaldsWiFi, https://i.imgur.com/u3Qokva.png
20:57 < Hunterkll> you're in my CRM now
20:57 < Hunterkll> as a prospective cocaine consumer
20:58 < McDonaldsWiFi> hahahah
20:58 < McDonaldsWiFi> this is gonna get me fired
20:58 < McDonaldsWiFi> time to change my name
20:59 < Hunterkll> McDonaldsWiFi, I am wasting a Dynamics 365 license on that mailbox
20:59 < Hunterkll> lollolol
20:59 < NotMcDonaldsWiFi> thatll keep me safe
20:59 < Hunterkll> apparently these customer engagement plan licenses are $115/month or something
20:59 < Hunterkll> i have 5 of them
20:59 < Hunterkll> >_>
20:59 < McDonaldsWiFi> >.>
20:59 < Hunterkll> https://dynamics.microsoft.com/en-us/pricing/
20:59 < SynMonger> I was about to ask where McDonaldsWiFi went
20:59 < Hunterkll> lol
21:00 < Hunterkll> McDonaldsWiFi, it includes sales, customer service, project service automation, field service, marketing, social engagement, powerapps,
21:00 < Hunterkll> ......
21:00 < Hunterkll> social media engagement
21:00 < Hunterkll> for cocaine dealers club
21:00 < Hunterkll> OOOOKAY
21:00 < Hunterkll> time to set up a twatter
21:00 < Hunterkll> McDonaldsWiFi, hold on, i'm going to dispatch a field service rep to you
21:00 < Hunterkll> :D :D :D
21:01 < McDonaldsWiFi> lmfao
21:01 < SynMonger> bringing the powdah
21:01 < McDonaldsWiFi> you're having a lot of fun here
21:03 < alazare619> man i could go for a nap
21:03 <+giant_it_burrit> do eet
21:05 <+giant_it_burrit> Hunterkll: what do those things get you?
21:06 < Hunterkll> uh
21:06 < Hunterkll> idk
21:06 < Hunterkll> stuff
21:06 < Hunterkll> giant_it_burrit, heres all the O365 licensing i have - https://i.imgur.com/hcwSQgs.png
21:07 <+giant_it_burrit> meh
21:07 <+giant_it_burrit> Hunterkll: come visit and help me build an sccm to be proud of
21:08 < estranger> man I just blew a huge snot rocket on a conf call (muted) .. i love WFH
21:08 <+giant_it_burrit> thanks for that
21:08 < Hunterkll> giant_it_burrit, $70/hr cash under the table, $150/hr 1099
21:08 < genr8___> good deal
21:09 <+giant_it_burrit> what about an eve gift card and some tacos
21:10 < abakedapplepie> he responds better to hookers and blow
21:12 < Hunterkll> giant_it_burrit, round trip flight tickets, all I can drink, and lodging
21:12 < Hunterkll> and you'll get something done in a weekend
21:12 < Hunterkll> I might not remember it, but i dont' remember half of the system center deployments I use today and they're stelllar
21:12 <+giant_it_burrit> do you like amstel light?
21:12 < Hunterkll> try everclear
21:12 <+giant_it_burrit> cause im looknig to get rid of cases of it
21:13 <+giant_it_burrit> i was hoping to kill 2 birds
21:13 < Hunterkll> 80 proof or better onlyl
21:13 < abakedapplepie> you can kill more than 2 birds with a few cases of amstel
21:13 < abakedapplepie> at least a dozen
21:13 < Hunterkll> I need over .2 BAC to get my best engineering done
21:13 <+giant_it_burrit> what about 32%apv beer?
21:13 <+giant_it_burrit> https://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/16315/54571/
21:14 < Hunterkll> ehh
21:14 < Hunterkll> getting closer
21:14 < Hunterkll> but still prefer hard liquor
21:15 < SynMonger> blech, I like stout but after a certain point it's like drinking nail polish remover
21:15 <+giant_it_burrit> i have o'douls. if you can get drunk off of that
21:15 < DomLS3> giant_it_burrit: you can't
21:15 < McDonaldsWiFi> O'DOULS RULES
21:16 < DomLS3> o'douls is non alcoholic
21:16 < SynMonger> thatsthejoke.jpg
21:16 < JollyRgrs> i don't get it...
21:16 < DomLS3> SynMonger: I've met people who didn't know
21:16 < JollyRgrs> in powershell, what works on the prompt, doesn't work in a .ps1 file
21:16 < DomLS3> JollyRgrs: such as?
21:16 < JollyRgrs> i toss a bunch of string in an array
21:17 <+giant_it_burrit> are the modules loaded
21:17 < JollyRgrs> emails = @("jon.doe@bob.com","blah2") etc
21:17 < alazare619> WTF
21:17 < alazare619> they cancelled roaseanne again
21:17 < alazare619> GOD DAMNIT
21:17 < DomLS3> alazare619: already?
21:17 < JollyRgrs> then i do $emails | get-aduser -filter {email -eq $_} and get some properties
21:17 < DomLS3> That was fast
21:17 < JollyRgrs> works FINE when i copy/paste lines into shell
21:18 < DomLS3> JollyRgrs: why not just to -or
21:18 < SynMonger> yeah, roseanne went on a racist tirade on twitter
21:18 < JollyRgrs> but if i .\test.ps1 it gives me blank
21:18 <+giant_it_burrit> she was too friendly to trump
21:18 <+giant_it_burrit> just like tim allen
21:18 < JollyRgrs> DomLS3: -or what?
21:18 < DomLS3> email -eq "email1" -or email -eq "email2"
21:18 < JollyRgrs> DomLS3: i got over 1000 emails in my list
21:18 < DomLS3> oh
21:18 < JollyRgrs> lol
21:18 < DomLS3> read from a CSV?
21:18 < JollyRgrs> no need
21:18 < DomLS3> import-csv file.csv, then do a foreach
21:18 < alazare619> DomLS3:  https://www.nytimes.com/2018/05/29/business/media/roseanne-barr-offensive-tweets.html
21:18 < JollyRgrs> i get excel file with like all the crap i don't want
21:18 < JollyRgrs> i just copy the column i want and paste it in
21:18 < DomLS3> so you don't have to make an array with the addresses
21:19 < alazare619> maybe netflix will pick it up
21:19 < JollyRgrs> the array is easy
21:19 < alazare619> and home improvement and family matters
21:19 < JollyRgrs> in fact, i normally don't notice b/c i just do it as a one-off straight from shell
21:19 < alazare619> "Did I do that?"
21:19 < DomLS3> JollyRgrs: can you do echo $emails and it echo the emails?
21:19 < SynMonger> "got any cheeeeese?"
21:19 < DomLS3> '(from the script)
21:19 < JollyRgrs> $email = @("<paste clipboard>") -split "`n" |? {$_}
21:19 < JollyRgrs> splits it to an array based on new-line and gets rid of first/last items which are blanks
21:19 < DomLS3> but how are you creating the array in the .ps1 script?
21:19 < JollyRgrs> DomLS3: perfectly
21:20 < corn266> JollyRgrs: is that how you split on a new-line?? I've been wondering about that
21:20 < JollyRgrs> it's just the get-aduser part
21:20 < JollyRgrs> corn266: yup
21:20 < DomLS3> oh. I don't know if the ps1 script can read a variable not created within the script
21:20 < JollyRgrs> i put "$_" in the top of the foreach loop and it spits out each email fine
21:20 < JollyRgrs> no, i create it in the script when i do that
21:20 < DomLS3> ok how do you create it in the script
21:20 < DomLS3> how do you get 1000 emails in the variable IN the script
21:20 < JollyRgrs> i just paste what i'd do at the shell at the top of it... but the variable comes out fine as i $_ to echo and it is good
21:20 < DomLS3> literally paste 1000 emails?
21:21 < JollyRgrs> yeah
21:21 < DomLS3> what error are you getting?
21:21 < JollyRgrs> again, why make 100 temp csv files, etc
21:21 < JollyRgrs> DomLS3: no error, just no output
21:21 < DomLS3> JollyRgrs: you don't need 100 temp files
21:21 < JollyRgrs> $_ does output
21:21 < DomLS3> one CSV file with all of the addresses in it
21:21 < DomLS3> then foreach the CSV file
21:21 < JollyRgrs> next line was get-aduser with email -eq $_
21:21 < JollyRgrs> DomLS3: it isn't the variable... that part is working fine
21:21 < admiralspark> holy shit JollyRgrs I've been looking for that newline split
21:21 < admiralspark> no more converting to strings
21:21 < admiralspark> ahahahaha
21:22 < JollyRgrs> just don't know why the get-aduser is giving me blanks from ps1 but not from shell
21:22 < admiralspark> someday my PS will be as good as my python
21:22 < JollyRgrs> someday my powershell will be as good as my .batch
21:22 < admiralspark> JollyRgrs: you need to output it specifically
21:22 < JollyRgrs> but that's all relative, b/c i'm already 1000x more powerful in PS than in batch
21:22 < JollyRgrs> admiralspark: what do you mean?
21:22 < admiralspark> in shell, it returns stdout but when running a script it needs to be returned
21:22 < admiralspark> hold on I have a command for you
21:23 < JollyRgrs> i also tried $user = get-aduser... and then next line i did "$user" but still no dice
21:24 < JollyRgrs> but what you say makes sense about the stdout being diff on shell and in ps1... but i swear i've done it just like this before with no issues
21:24 < admiralspark> JollyRgrs: why don't you just 'write-output $user'?
21:24 < JollyRgrs> then again, i might have always put the export-csv in the script, lol
21:25 < admiralspark> So, I had the same situation, it worked before...found out the function I was using was returning to write-host instead of write-output which is why it showed up as a script
21:25 < JollyRgrs> admiralspark: still blank
21:25 < admiralspark> try write-host, sorry
21:25 < admiralspark> write output is the one that is broken haha
21:25 < JollyRgrs> nope
21:25 < JollyRgrs> still blanks
21:25 < admiralspark> oh, weird
21:25 < admiralspark> uhh
21:25 < Casteil> damn
21:25 < JollyRgrs> but write-host does write many blank lines now vs nothing
21:25 < admiralspark> you're running as the correct user JollyRgrs ?
21:25 < JollyRgrs> yes
21:26 < admiralspark> damn
21:26 < JollyRgrs> again, same shell i can run command from shell
21:26 < admiralspark> try write-error :P
21:26 < JollyRgrs> but when i .\temp.ps1 it doesn't work
21:26 < Casteil> I've had a few too many "look busy but not actually doing much" kind of days lately
21:26 < admiralspark> right
21:26 < admiralspark> hmmm
21:26 < DomLS3> JollyRgrs: try it with ONE email pasted and without the split stuff
21:26 < DomLS3> and see if it returns anything
21:26 < DomLS3> $email = @("email@domain.com") | ?{$_}
21:26 < admiralspark> yeah, do the print debug stuff and see where it's failing specifically
21:26 < Casteil> I mean there were several days last week that was crazy but friday and today I've done practically nothing >.>
21:26 < JollyRgrs> admiralspark: no errors to write
21:27 < JollyRgrs> DomLS3: i tried
21:27 < JollyRgrs> works on shell prompt, not in ps1
21:27 < admiralspark> wait
21:27 < admiralspark> what
21:27 < admiralspark> Write-Error should return whatever you input as an error text on console
21:28 < admiralspark> so your script isn't returning any data to be written for some reason
21:28 < DomLS3> admiralspark: he already said it's not returning any data
21:28 < dragonfleas> how long does it take if you D2 your SYSVOL for the authoritative restore to replicate over from your other site?
21:28 < admiralspark> try just adding a 'write-error "haha admiralspark its not working!"'
21:28 < JollyRgrs> ok, well this time when i set to just a flat string var, it works from ps1
21:28 < admiralspark> DomLS3: no, he said it's not printing data to the terminal where he's running the ps1. I'm saying it's not processing any data to begin with
21:29 < admiralspark> yeah
21:29 < admiralspark> interesting
21:29 < JollyRgrs> right
21:29 < JollyRgrs> and i also tried $mail = $_ then doing filter mail -eq $mail
21:29 < JollyRgrs> so it would be sure that it is just a string.... didn't work
21:29 < admiralspark> man, we need webrtc screensharing with ascii rendering...over IRC :P
21:31 < DomLS3> JollyRgrs: I just tried it too, and it didn't work for me in powershell
21:31 < admiralspark> hmm
21:32 < admiralspark> you guys are on PS5 or higher right
21:32 < admiralspark> and not pscore or something
21:32 < JollyRgrs> 5.1
21:32 < JollyRgrs> trying on server 2k16
21:32 < admiralspark> hmmm
21:32 < JollyRgrs> DomLS3: what did you try?
21:32 < DomLS3> this could all be easily solved if yoy would just dump all the emails into one CSV file and import it then foreach it
21:33 < JollyRgrs> DomLS3: you think that's really the solution?
21:33 < DomLS3> I promise you it will work
21:33 < JollyRgrs> i do a $_.gettype() and it shows it is a string
21:33 < JollyRgrs> so how will it be any different?
21:33 < JollyRgrs> it itterates fine, $_ is the correct string i want
21:33 < DomLS3> JollyRgrs: I think it's not splitting correctly
21:34 < JollyRgrs> that should put me past the part where i worry about csv
21:34 < JollyRgrs> hmm...
21:34 < JollyRgrs> i do see one issue
21:34 < JollyRgrs> went back to my old batch hacks to see if there's spaces/etc left over
21:35 < DomLS3> JollyRgrs: either that OR you need to make each email a separate array value
21:35 < Jekotia_> 93 open tabs
21:35 < JollyRgrs> "___" + $_ + "___" only displays the FIRST udnerscores
21:35 < Jekotia_> HALP
21:35 < admiralspark> ironically, Get-Clipboard has a -TextFormatType CommaSeparatedValue
21:35 < DomLS3> instead of making all 1000 emails one array value and then trying to split it
21:35 < JollyRgrs> Jekotia_: i just came down from 87 the other day, now i have 4 :)
21:35 < JollyRgrs> DomLS3: i've never had this issue before though
21:35 < JollyRgrs> trying to see why is it diff between shell prompt and running as a script
21:36 < JollyRgrs> admiralspark: hmm, that's an interesting thought
21:36 < admiralspark> I'm trying to find a csv to test it with
21:36 < DomLS3> JollyRgrs: I have your solution
21:36 < JollyRgrs> "ok google... how do i print non-printable characters in powershell strings"
21:36 < DomLS3> JollyRgrs: do this:
21:36 < DomLS3> create your array as you normally would
21:36 < JollyRgrs> i wonder if it is a newline AND return
21:36 < DomLS3> then do
21:37 < Hempux> Is red beard winery a real business?
21:37 < DomLS3> $emails.Split(" ") | foreach { get-aduser -filter $_
21:37 < DomLS3> or whatever
21:37 < admiralspark> JollyRgrs: holy shit it works great
21:37 < admiralspark> if you use -raw
21:37 < admiralspark> hmm
21:37 < abakedapplepie> what are we trying to fix for JollyRgrs
21:37 < JollyRgrs> hmm
21:37 < JollyRgrs> so this is the fix
21:37 < JollyRgrs> i need to do split on "`r" and not "`n"
21:38 < JollyRgrs> but from cmd line, i guess it inserts a `n
21:38 < DomLS3> $emails = @("emails go here") -split "`n" | $emails.Split(" ") | foreach { get-aduser -filter {email -eq $_}
21:38 < JollyRgrs> but in my text editor, it is putting in a `r
21:38 < DomLS3> you don't need that part
21:38 < DomLS3> in fact you can get rid of "-split "`n" alltogether
21:38 < DomLS3> $emails = @("email1 email2 email3 email4") | $emails.Split(" ") | foreach { get-aduser -filter {email -eq $_}
21:38 < DomLS3> with an extra } at the end
21:39 < JollyRgrs> DomLS3: when i copy from the excel sheet i'm given... it isn't spaces, it is new lines between the strings
21:39 < JollyRgrs> so how is splitting on a space gonna help?
21:40 < DomLS3> well try .split("`n") or `r
21:40 < abakedapplepie> arent there already functions to splut newlines
21:40 < DomLS3> or replace the new line characters with spaces
21:40 < JollyRgrs> DomLS3: the .split and -split are pretty much the same here
21:40 < admiralspark> JollyRgrs: Welcome to windows. you have `r`n even though you can't see it because why would Microsoft EVER support utf-8 like the rest of the world....
21:40 < JollyRgrs> the problem is that one is LF and the other CR i think
21:40 < admiralspark> and yes, I know they're adding support to notepad before someone says it
21:40 < JollyRgrs> admiralspark: exactly
21:40 < JollyRgrs> and this isn't even `r`n
21:41 < JollyRgrs> it's just `r in ps1 file
21:41 < admiralspark> augh
21:41 < JollyRgrs> and just `n from shell prompt
21:41 < JollyRgrs> ikr?
21:41 < abakedapplepie> JollyRgrs [Environment]::NewLine
21:41 < JollyRgrs> i'm used to `r`n from notepad++
21:41 < abakedapplepie> split([Environment]::NewLine)
21:41 < admiralspark> I use np++ to get around it and have it set to remove CR's on save
21:41 < JollyRgrs> heh
21:41 < admiralspark> cause I got sick of manually picking at stuff to make it work on my nix boxes too :P
21:41 < JollyRgrs> the problem is, i know this code real well b/c of repetition from quick jobs on the command line
21:41 < abakedapplepie> or you could find/replace `r with null
21:41 < abakedapplepie> then split on `n
21:41 < JollyRgrs> no need to make a script for some of the things
21:42 < JollyRgrs> but i wanted to play with vs code's built-in terminal
21:42 < admiralspark> abakedapplepie: or he could convert to utf-8 and not have to deal with it :P
21:42 < JollyRgrs> and this is how it all came to be
21:42 < JollyRgrs> the whole point was a quick and easy "copy from excel, paste and run"
21:42 < JollyRgrs> so all the exdtra steps just make it not worth it
21:42 < abakedapplepie> well you can script the find/replace
21:42 < abakedapplepie> but did the [Environment]::NewLine work?
21:42 < abakedapplepie> or no
21:43 < DomLS3> pasting everything to a CSV file would be so much easier lol
21:43 < DomLS3> don't have to worry about splitting anything. Just put each email on it's own line in the CSV file and go
21:43 < admiralspark> ohhhhhhhhhh JollyRgrs I see the problem. You didn't do it in vbscript that pulls from an access database
21:43 < JollyRgrs> hahaha
21:43 < abakedapplepie> s/access/foxpro
21:44 < khelpw> Fun fact if anyone wants to feel better about their job
21:44 < khelpw> My place is still completely reliant on a single visual foxpro DB for 100% of it's accounting and invoicing
21:44 < abakedapplepie> ahaha
21:44 < abakedapplepie> sorry
21:44 < khelpw> the CLI application used to interact with this DB was written by the CEO. In the 80s.
21:44 < abakedapplepie> how do you still run that?
21:44 < abakedapplepie> whoa, a useful CEO
21:44 < khelpw> it will only run in a native x86 OS, compatibility mode and dosbox won't do it
21:45 < khelpw> "useful" AKA used to be a programmer in the late 80s, early 90s, and never really moved on from that
21:45 < abakedapplepie> gotta piss with the cock you got
21:45 < khelpw> I'd rather piss through a hole in my abdomen.
21:46 < JollyRgrs> khelpw: needs true 16-bit interface, right?
21:46 < khelpw> trve kvlt 16-bit
21:46 < JollyRgrs> i worked with a guy who had that issue with a custom app for tracking his whole entire business (financials, customers, etc)
21:47 < JollyRgrs> i worked him from XP to 7 to 8.1
21:47 < int0x1C8> I bet he loved 8.1
21:47 < JollyRgrs> had to move to doing the XP VM thing that MSFT offered
21:47 < JollyRgrs> i also had to net use his HP printer (network) so it could be used on LPT1 in the program
21:47 <+Tuxedojack> khelpw: what happens when x86 is completely deprecated?
21:47 < khelpw> shut up.
21:47 < JollyRgrs> and had to play the mess out of MSDOS settings to get it to full screen correctly
21:48 < JollyRgrs> Tuxedojack: that's a RGE moment
21:48 < admiralspark> Tuxedojack: someone somewhere opens a "support for legacy x86" business and makes millions :P
21:48 < JollyRgrs> i wouldn't wanna deal with trying to upgrade/convert that system
21:48 < khelpw> Realistically, they're going to have to convert the system at some point
21:49 < JollyRgrs> in 2044
21:49 < khelpw> whether it's now, when we've got ~3k clients, or when we have ~30k clients, whatever
21:49 < khelpw> It's up to them how painful they want to make this on themselves.
21:49 <+Tuxedojack> No, seriously. You can't get new hardware to run anything less than Win10 now. What happens when Win10 drops x86 compatibility completely (e.g. removes the compatibility layers / chipset drivers / doesn't fucking compile for x86 any more)
21:49 < JollyRgrs> Tuxedojack: lies
21:49 < AnimalFarmPig> Hmm.... I think I'll do a "CCNA Cloud" cert at Cisco Live. Looks pretty straightforward.
21:49 < khelpw> Tuxedojack: no, seriously. Shut up.
21:49 < JollyRgrs> there's still a DOS based OS out there
21:50 < AnimalFarmPig> I don't see that happening. W10 on ARM includes an x86 compatibility layer
21:50 < AnimalFarmPig> if they were going to go that route, it wouldn't be included
21:50 < khelpw> Realistically, they'd keep a couple x86 machines around just to have people log in and use this one program
21:50 < JollyRgrs> just install freedos on a machine
21:50 < JollyRgrs> good to go
21:50 < AnimalFarmPig> ReactOS
21:50 < JollyRgrs> AnimalFarmPig: is that the one based on XP?
21:50 < c3vin> who even needs computers anymore
21:50 <+Tuxedojack> khelpw: https://filedb.experts-exchange.com/incoming/2017/11_w46/1210859/ee-1.jpg
21:51 < AnimalFarmPig> JollyRgrs: it's an attempt to build a complete XP compatible operating system
21:51 <+Tuxedojack> It's coming.
21:51 < JollyRgrs> AnimalFarmPig: yeah, i remember that one back when XP was still the latest from MSFT
21:51 < AnimalFarmPig> yeah, it's been in progress for quite a while, and what they've built so far is pretty impressive
21:51 < AnimalFarmPig> the aim is full compatibility-- bugs and all
21:52 < AnimalFarmPig> iirc, you can already use XP drivers for many devices
21:52 < JollyRgrs> just using it for some of those high end scanners would be a nice touch
21:52 < khelpw> Tuxedojack: we still have one Server 2k3 box Online. Connected to the internet. With a dedicated public IP. Hosting several business critical services.
21:52 < JollyRgrs> the question though... does it have the same vulns as XP?
21:52 < AnimalFarmPig> bugs and all
21:53 < JollyRgrs> if so, other than licensing, whhy use react vs the real thing?
21:53 < JollyRgrs> i mean, XP isn't updated anymore
21:53 < AnimalFarmPig> licensing, continued support and development
21:53 < JollyRgrs> so no need to worry about a legit copy that can download updates
21:53 < khelpw> so really, I'll worry about shit hitting that particular fan when anyone in the company decides to close their mouth at the shit that has been flung from the XP/2k3 fan for years now.
21:53 < JollyRgrs> AnimalFarmPig: but if continued support... and trying to be just like XP (that has no more continued support)...
21:53 < R-TypeEman> reactos isnt stuck at xp level
21:53 < AnimalFarmPig> iirc, there was celebration the first time an XP virus worked on ReactOS
21:54 < JollyRgrs> AnimalFarmPig: hahaha
21:54 < JollyRgrs> R-TypeEman: so then it isn't "bugs and all" from XP, as they are adding new stuff to it
21:55 < Hunterkll> JollyRgrs, they moved the target
21:55 < R-TypeEman> they move the target every year
21:55 < Hunterkll> no
21:55 < Hunterkll> this is the first time in a LONG time they moved from XP target
21:55 < sideup66> felda: can we make peace
21:55 < sideup66> Pls
21:55 < sideup66> I don't like the meme
21:56 < sideup66> I cannot control the meme
21:56 < sideup66> Please take back control of pfsense
21:56 < McDonaldsWiFi> fuck pfsense
21:56 < McDonaldsWiFi> jk
21:56 < McDonaldsWiFi> pfsense is best sense
21:56 < Hunterkll> R-TypeEman, yes, they did it this year, actually, last month
21:56 < AnimalFarmPig> Hunterkll: oh, hadn't heard that it had changed
21:56 < Hunterkll> https://www.reactos.org/project-news/reactos-048-released
21:56 < Hunterkll> "With software specifically leaving NT5 behind, ReactOS is expanding its target to support NT6+ (Vista, Windows 8, Windows 10) software."
21:57 < Hunterkll> AnimalFarmPig, they've already implemented SxS support
21:57 < McDonaldsWiFi> before you know it they will have an open source windows clone lol
21:57 < AnimalFarmPig> interesting
21:57 < McDonaldsWiFi> windows will have their own centos
21:57 < McDonaldsWiFi> xD
21:57 < Hunterkll> nah
21:57 < Hunterkll> they're a decade out of anything really useful
21:57 < McDonaldsWiFi> yeah but it was fun to type
21:57 < McDonaldsWiFi> :P
21:57 < JollyRgrs> wasn't as fun to read
21:57 < McDonaldsWiFi> :(
21:58 < McDonaldsWiFi> brb, gonna kms
21:58 < R-TypeEman> now if only reactos could be completely usable by 2020 so i can migrate from 7 to something not horrid
21:58 < JollyRgrs> what's wrong with win10?
21:58 < McDonaldsWiFi> telemetry
21:58 < McDonaldsWiFi> forced updates
21:58 < McDonaldsWiFi> forced updates that reinstall telemetry
21:58 < JollyRgrs> #youaredoingitwrong
21:58 < McDonaldsWiFi> well I personally nuke it
21:59 < McDonaldsWiFi> but as a whole? telemetry is the main issue i have lol
21:59 < JollyRgrs> 1) get enterprise 2) manage your patches
21:59 < felda> sideup66 ye you can just not ever say pfsense and the meme will be over lmao
21:59 < JollyRgrs> McDonaldsWiFi: in a corp environment, MSFT's telemetry is NBD unless you are like CIA/NSA level
21:59 < JollyRgrs> and at that point, you should know how to control it
21:59 < McDonaldsWiFi> JollyRgrs: that's true
21:59 < McDonaldsWiFi> but as a personal machine?
21:59 < McDonaldsWiFi> ehhhhhhhhh
21:59 < JollyRgrs> personal reasons are personal
21:59 < sideup66> Pfsense though is my meme
21:59 < sideup66> It is life
21:59 < McDonaldsWiFi> i need to swwap to nix and be done with it
21:59 < McDonaldsWiFi> lol
21:59 < sideup66> I just want to return the meme to you
22:00 < JollyRgrs> but for me, IDGAF if they know how many times i DON'T open edge every time i use it
22:00 < R-TypeEman> if i end up going to 10, ltsb all the way
22:00 < McDonaldsWiFi> their telemetry is like 2 steps away from keylogging lol
22:00 < JollyRgrs> why ltsb?
22:00 < JollyRgrs> that's just as dumb
22:00 <@ravioli> #rekt
22:01 < vinrock> abc shitcanned roseanne bcuz of a tweet
22:01 < vinrock> lawl
22:01 < voidstar> #sendit
22:02 < Jekotia> "Bouncycastle API"
22:03 < estranger> encrypt allthethings
22:03 < DomLS3> ravioli: why don't we own #rekt
22:03 < DomLS3> someone else has it. This is unacceptable
22:04 < Hatter> DomLS3: do they seem tough? maybe we can take them
22:04 < DomLS3> Hatter: Maybe... as long as you weren't involved. You don't have an ounce of tough in you
22:05 < Hatter> DomLS3: I'm a veteran of the great efnet split wars
22:05 < Hatter> you kids have no respect these days
22:05 < DomLS3> s/efnet split wars/snowflake migration
22:06 < Hatter> stop trying to shoehorn the word snowflake into everything
22:06 < Hatter> boring
22:06 < DomLS3> .value btc
22:06 < DomLS3> Current BTC (Bitcoin) value: 7477.63 (USD)
22:06 < DomLS3> .value eth
22:06 < DomLS3> Current ETH (Ethereum) value: 566.21 (USD)
22:07 < asimon> .value btc
22:07 < ebol4> .value dgb
22:07 < c3vin> .value bch
22:08 < ebol4> bot broke
22:08 < scwizard> i think it only listens to dom
22:09 < alazare619> found your moms vibrator DomLS3
22:09 < alazare619> https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/mzcb3P6E/image.png
22:09 < Jekotia> Of course that's a thing
22:09 < felda> when you make changes to the registry that impact Windows Update do you generally have to restart Win10 for it to take effect?
22:10 <+giant_it_burrit> alazare619: its only 3/4 horse. aka hotdog down a hallway
22:10 <+giant_it_burrit> felda: restart the service
22:10 < Jekotia> felda: If you're trying to stop Windows Update, it tries REALLY hard to enable itself on boot
22:10 < felda> :(
22:10 < felda> damn
22:10 < felda> It's all Win10 Home machines
22:10 <+giant_it_burrit> so
22:10 <+giant_it_burrit> ?
22:12 < DomLS3> alazare619: hell yes
22:12 < DomLS3> ebol4: bot not broke. Only I can use .value
22:13 < alazare619> i laughed when i seen that on my inside trak club rewards at harbor freight
22:13 < alazare619> it was between tagging you or felda
22:13 < alazare619> you being a car guy i figured would get more of a chuckle out of it sinec you likely know power tools
22:13 < sideup66> Windows 10
22:13 < genr8___> no, just restart the windows update service
22:13 < DomLS3> felda is boring, don't tag him in anything
22:13 < sideup66> Install cortaba
22:13 < abakedapplepie> those vibrators are no joke
22:13 < SynMonger> hi, I'm cortaba and I'm hurr to hep
22:13 < DomLS3> abakedapplepie: know from experience eh?
22:14 < alazare619> i still refuse to admit the ls is the best engine of all time but it is damn versatile
22:14 < abakedapplepie> yes
22:14 < abakedapplepie> i still cant walk straight
22:14 < DomLS3> alazare619: You don't have to admit it for it to be true
22:14 < alazare619> and from an engineer / mechanic standpoint its one of the easiest to work on
22:14 < cantibot> holy shit guys
22:14 < abakedapplepie> alazare619: im a ford guy and ill admit it
22:14 < cantibot> JUST got internet back up
22:14 < cantibot> It's been an all-day outage
22:14 < DomLS3> cantibot: grats
22:14 < DomLS3> how much shit did you have to take?
22:14 <+giant_it_burrit> my 3800 is marvelous as well
22:14 <+giant_it_burrit> chear
22:14 <+giant_it_burrit> hard to blow up the block for normal people
22:14 < cantibot> lol enough for just getting back from vacay...
22:14 < genr8___> imagine how many reddit posts you missed out on
22:14 < alazare619> extremely versatile + easy hp gains + easy to work on everything is in a logical easy to get to location = a good engine
22:14 < abakedapplepie> 3800s dont die but that doesnt make them a great engine :P
22:15 < cantibot> Thankfully it was my last mile and not anything of my doing
22:15 < DomLS3> alazare619 = the best engine
22:15 <+giant_it_burrit> it does when you want boost
22:15 < alazare619> now its no v10 or v12 ferrari :P
22:15 < Jekotia> alazare619: Speaking of powertools... https://i.redd.it/5exklz4jnm011.jpg
22:15 < DomLS3> alazare619: those engines are garbage
22:15 < cantibot> But yea I sat on my nuts all day waiting for a phonecall
22:15 < DomLS3> just because it has more cylinders doesn't make it a better engine
22:15 < DomLS3> an il change on a ferrari costs THOUSANDS of dollars
22:15 < DomLS3> and it's a pain in the dick
22:15 < McDonaldsWiFi> ill take a 64 cylinder engine pls
22:15 < DomLS3> oil change*
22:15 < McDonaldsWiFi> 4cm throw
22:15 < Jekotia> I misread that as a "pat on the dick"
22:15 < alazare619> no but the ferrari v12 sounds soooo good
22:15 < alazare619> but fuck those engines :P
22:16 <+giant_it_burrit> alazare619: what about the w12
22:16 < genr8___> they have W16 rolls royce engines i think
22:16 <+giant_it_burrit> in the vw
22:16 <+giant_it_burrit> or the a8
22:16 < alazare619> honda B series is probably one of the best 4 cylinders of all time next to the 4g63
22:16 < DomLS3> W16 is was it in the bugatti veyron... along with 4 turbos
22:16 < DomLS3> 1 million dollars, 16 cylinders and 4 turbos just to make 1000hp rofl
22:16 < alazare619> best 6 cylinder i think everyone can admit is the 2jz...
22:16 < abakedapplepie> hey, zetecs dont die
22:16 < alazare619> yea but a b16 or b18 or b20 with just a turbo makes 400+ hp
22:17 < alazare619> a zetec cant do that...
22:17 < alazare619> and i'm a mazda/ford guy...
22:17 < DomLS3> I will admit the 2018 mustang is impressive
22:17 < alazare619> granted a 4g63 with its turbo and cranking up the boost can do the same so take your option on that one..but mitsubishi electronics suck dick
22:17 < rhqq> i hope you dont mean the eco boost one
22:17 < rhqq> xD
22:17 < DomLS3> making some good numbers
22:18 < AnimalFarmPig> mmmm... Volvo engine in a Ford
22:18 < alazare619> DomLS3:  the flat plane crank is gorgeous sounding in that thing
22:18 < alazare619> orgasmic damn near
22:18 <@ravioli> the sound of that new bugatti is unnatural and beautiful
22:18 <+giant_it_burrit> volvo xc90 moose proof and 0 deaths in like 3 yrs
22:18 < AnimalFarmPig> I like the Lima block 2.3L SOHC 4-banger
22:18 < DomLS3> bugatti is such a shit car
22:18 < DomLS3> much like taylor swift
22:19 < corn266> thanks iase.disa.mil for the updated STIG viewing tool which can't be executed because it doesn't have a fucking main class
22:19 < DomLS3> kick incoming
22:19 <@ravioli> yeah she would be a pretty awful car
22:19 < DomLS3> ravioli: I wouldnt want to ride her, or her ride me for that matter
22:19 <+giant_it_burrit> the xc90 no deaths on road since 04
22:19 < DomLS3> cars should have a nice ass
22:19 < alazare619> best looking ass on any car...the WS6
22:19 <+giant_it_burrit> almost 15 years of safety
22:19 < alazare619> <3 those cars asses
22:19 < DomLS3> alazare619: love the ws6
22:20 < alazare619> always wanted one but i could never get my mullet long enough to own a T/A ws6
22:20 < alazare619> cant have a T/A without a mullet ;)
22:20 < alazare619> good friend of mine has a Firehawk WS6 he never drives it
22:20 < DomLS3> I got my z06 on the dyno a few weeks ago
22:20 < alazare619> car has only 10k miles on it probably the cleanest firehawk ws6 around
22:21 < DomLS3> made 624/677. Actual numbers are around 650/690 though since the dyno reads low and the engine was still hot
22:22 < alazare619> not bad which numbers which?
22:22 < alazare619> first hp then tq?
22:23 < abakedapplepie> alazare619: i drove a 2s6 for half a year
22:23 < abakedapplepie> fun car
22:23 < abakedapplepie> exhaust fell off tho
22:23 < DomLS3> alazare619: yes
22:23 < JollyRgrs> giant_it_burrit: i think that says more about the ppl who choose to buy volvo than the car itself
22:23 < abakedapplepie> i also drove it from Detroit to LA
22:23 < DomLS3> hp is always first lol
22:23 < DomLS3> hp/tq
22:23 < abakedapplepie> 135+ in the desert
22:23 < abakedapplepie> so fun
22:24 <+giant_it_burrit> I liked the polestar edition
22:24 <+giant_it_burrit> Nicknamed your mother
22:24 <+giant_it_burrit> abakedapplepie: I've don't that on the highway. Most of us have
22:25 < abakedapplepie> for 3 hours
22:25 < abakedapplepie> lol
22:25 < abakedapplepie> actually i have no idea how long i sustained that
22:25 < abakedapplepie> it was going from grand canyon to LV
22:25 < abakedapplepie> indian land
22:25 <+giant_it_burrit> I'd be more worried about gas
22:25 < JollyRgrs> giant_it_burrit: i haven't
22:25 < cantibot> I am seriously about to pee directly into whoever's responsible for this packet losse's pee hole.
22:25 < JollyRgrs> not been in a car capable of
22:25 < abakedapplepie> giant_it_burrit: but how many times could you say you did that
22:25 < abakedapplepie> and yes that thing drank gas like water
22:25 < cantibot> Like, serious wet docking kinda stuff
22:25 <+giant_it_burrit> Did a buck 35?
22:25 < DomLS3> abakedapplepie: I do 135 almost every day
22:26 < abakedapplepie> giant_it_burrit: sustained
22:26 < voidstar> can you tell rsync to copy files after a specific index?
22:26 < abakedapplepie> it was kinda neat because there was a pack of 5-6 of us
22:26 < abakedapplepie> all doing 125-135
22:26 < abakedapplepie> taking turns at the lead
22:26 < abakedapplepie> it was neat
22:26 < DomLS3> it's hard to sustain 125-135 because of traffic
22:26 <+giant_it_burrit> I've gone over 200 sustained
22:26 < DomLS3> but I've done a mile or so
22:26 <+giant_it_burrit> For hours
22:26 <+giant_it_burrit> I fly
22:26 < JollyRgrs> DomLS3: soooo... 30 seconds
22:26 < abakedapplepie> lol
22:26 < abakedapplepie> thats cheating
22:27 < abakedapplepie> i got flicked doing 125 in my focus
22:27 <+giant_it_burrit> You didn't specify
22:27 < DomLS3> JollyRgrs: There's not many places you can go for that much longer
22:27 < abakedapplepie> but he ended up pulling the guy that was following me
22:27 < abakedapplepie> xD
22:27 < DomLS3> unless it's like 3am
22:27 < DomLS3> but cops
22:27 < abakedapplepie> narrowly avoided losing my license
22:27 < DomLS3> abakedapplepie: wouldn't have lost your license unless you already had priors
22:27 < abakedapplepie> i had 6 points
22:27 < ebol4> maybe that's like
22:27 < ebol4> a hint
22:27 < DomLS3> that'll do it
22:27 <+giant_it_burrit> abakedapplepie: laser hammers and radar detector
22:27 < ebol4> maybe they're trying to send you a message
22:27 < abakedapplepie> nah
22:28 < DomLS3> giant_it_burrit: laser jammers are expensive
22:28 < JollyRgrs> just make your body stealth-able
22:28 < abakedapplepie> i did a LOT of driving in college
22:28 < abakedapplepie> 1200 miles a month
22:28 < abakedapplepie> tickets.. happened
22:28 <+giant_it_burrit> Few grand
22:28 < DomLS3> JollyRgrs: yes... change the body panels of a car just to try and avoid radar/laser... lol
22:28 <+giant_it_burrit> And no they don't
22:28 < JollyRgrs> DomLS3: absolutely
22:28 < JollyRgrs> it'd like like A BAMF car
22:28 < DomLS3> giant_it_burrit: the only real "laser jammer" on the marker is the Blinder
22:28 <+giant_it_burrit> I've been driving more than ten years and no ticket
22:28 < DomLS3> and it's like $800
22:29 < abakedapplepie> one time i got pulled over for crossing the yellow at 4am
22:29 < McDonaldsWiFi> i haven't had a ticket since I was 20
22:29 < estranger> i got 1 ticket in the last 2-3 years.. and it was 6 months ago
22:29 < abakedapplepie> in a wind storm so strong it was sending rocks through my open window
22:29 < McDonaldsWiFi> estranger: BAD
22:29 <@ravioli> i got pulled over once for one of my rear license plate lights being dim.
22:29 < estranger> tickets here are CHEAP! I was happy. no points either
22:29 < abakedapplepie> like yeah if the wind is BLOWING ROCKS
22:29 < estranger> makes me feel better about my speeding
22:29 < JollyRgrs> ravioli: being dim? lol
22:29 < abakedapplepie> im gonna hit the line a time or two
22:29 < DomLS3> http://www.blinder.net/blinder-m47.htm - $749
22:29 < ebol4> i got like a $200 ticket + traffic school for making a wide left turn once
22:29 < estranger> guy said I was doign 74 in 45 or something.. i dont believe him, but I deserved other tickets I didnt get caught for... so I just paid
22:29 <@ravioli> they're just bored around here JollyRgrs. i know that's a common stereotype but.... man, there's not much to do here for them.
22:29 < DomLS3> estranger: a lot of the time you can just go to court and they will drop the ticket for court cost assuming it's not outrageous like 30 over
22:29 < estranger> it wasl ike $140 or something \o
22:30 < estranger> DomLS3, i deserve tickets... just not the ones I get :P
22:30 < abakedapplepie> i was followed by a cop in the middle of the night in rural kentucky for 50 miles
22:30 <+giant_it_burrit> There is also laser interceptor and antilaser
22:30 <@ravioli> lol
22:30 < abakedapplepie> he flicked me on a BIG downhill where i went 1mph over
22:30 < abakedapplepie> fucking ass hole
22:30 < abakedapplepie> i didnt pay it
22:30 < estranger> abakedapplepie, damn
22:30 < abakedapplepie> that was 8 years ago
22:30 <@ravioli> til abakedapplepie is a wanted felon in KY
22:30 < abakedapplepie> ^
22:31 < DomLS3> there's some cities around me that will write tickets for 1 mph over
22:31 < JollyRgrs> https://worldbuilding.stackexchange.com/questions/40344/a-radar-invisible-stealth-car
22:31 < abakedapplepie> statute is 7 years
22:31 < estranger> i lost my license when I was 21... a cop was tailgating me at 2am... thought it was a drunk, didnt see it was a cop car
22:31 < abakedapplepie> it was 10 years ago
22:31 < estranger> so I sped off :D
22:31 < abakedapplepie> im fine i think
22:31 <@ravioli> also how's your connection issues abakedapplepie?
22:31 < abakedapplepie> that joke stopped being funny 3 years ago when i got a znc :|
22:31 < JollyRgrs> our tickets don't even have a tick box or anything less than 5 over
22:31 <@ravioli> same.
22:31 < abakedapplepie> oh sorry, it was 11mph not 1mph over
22:32 < abakedapplepie> typo
22:32 < estranger> i was just glad it was a fast ticket too... took like5 minutes to get pulled over, ticketed, and back on my way
22:32 < abakedapplepie> i usually do 9 over on the freeway
22:32 < JollyRgrs> abakedapplepie: lol, big diff
22:32 < estranger> +1, would get ticket again
22:32 < abakedapplepie> the hill pushed me to 11 over
22:32 < JollyRgrs> cop was following you for 50 miles and you were pushing 9 over constantly?
22:32 < abakedapplepie> yeah
22:32 < JollyRgrs> idiot
22:32 < SynMonger> I haven't had a ticket in 20 years. Can't beat clean living.
22:32 < abakedapplepie> not really
22:32 < JollyRgrs> you deserved that one
22:32 < abakedapplepie> thats normal at least around here
22:32 < abakedapplepie> also i didnt know it was a cop
22:32 <@ravioli> ^
22:32 < abakedapplepie> it was just the only set of lights on the road
22:32 < estranger> https://i.imgur.com/ihpCMzp.png   :X
22:32 < abakedapplepie> for 50 miles
22:32 < DomLS3> abakedapplepie: some cops go by the "9 your fine 10 you're mine rule"
22:32 <@ravioli> if a cop is behind me i'll go 6-8 over
22:32 <@ravioli> otherwise it looks weird.
22:32 < JollyRgrs> DomLS3++
22:33 < abakedapplepie> i just assumed it was a trucker
22:33 < abakedapplepie> following me
22:33 < abakedapplepie> or something
22:33 < abakedapplepie> but no it was a cop
22:33 < estranger> if you go fast enough they dont bother
22:33 <@ravioli> also the cop usually is just trying to get somewhere.
22:33 < SynMonger> state troopers regularly pull over cars going less than 5 over on my drive to work so it's the speed limit or ticket
22:33 < JollyRgrs> ravioli: unless they are tailing hard to try to get me to go faster... when they do that, and i'm already in far right lane, i just slow down a bit more to either RIGHT AT, or a few under "oh, my spedometer must be a few MPH off"
22:33 < DomLS3> on the way back from buying my car (I had no tag since I bought it from a private individual) I came up on a cop on the interstate. I didn't want to get pulled over for no tag so insteas of coming up and passing the cop, I just pulled behind him.
22:33 <+giant_it_burrit> I have a friend of the bureau card I. Case
22:33 < abakedapplepie> in my county cops cant write a ticket if youre traveling something like within 20% of the average speed of drivers around you
22:34 < abakedapplepie> its impossible to prove, but its a thing
22:34 < DomLS3> Dude pulled over to the shoulder, slowed down, got behind me and pulled me over
22:34 < DomLS3> lol
22:34 < SynMonger> and they hide behind trees
22:34 < JollyRgrs> SynMonger: it is hard to write a ticket for going under unless they can ding them for wreckless
22:34 < estranger> DomLS3, lol i had a cop do that once... saw the stickers in my windshield were wrong... pulled over, let me past, nailed me
22:34 < DomLS3> Said I looked suspect because I didn't pass him and got behind him
22:34 <@ravioli> JollyRgrs: i've pulled over for a cop who was right on my bumper
22:34 < genr8___> im scared of driving through tennessee and those kinda states that rely on the highway pullover money and have speed traps set up and all kinda shady stuff
22:34 <@ravioli> let them by
22:34 < SynMonger> I meant over... time for afternoon caffiene
22:34 < abakedapplepie> DomLS3: you are legally allowed to drive an unregistered/uninsured vehicle for purposes of transportation post-sale for 24-48 hours depending on where you live
22:34 < estranger> genr8___, are you black?
22:35 < abakedapplepie> your title acts as the tag for your car
22:35 < DomLS3> abakedapplepie: yes but you'll still get pulled over for it. You just won't get a ticket
22:35 < DomLS3> which was my case
22:35 < abakedapplepie> true
22:35 < JollyRgrs> genr8___: just be scared of Virginia
22:35 < JollyRgrs> that's the only state to be scared of
22:35 < JollyRgrs> but be scared
22:35 < estranger> i once had to drive 5 hours back to VA to go to traffic court when I got a ticket driving to vacation
22:35 < DomLS3> JollyRgrs: and Florida
22:35 < DomLS3> And Texas
22:35 < JollyRgrs> DomLS3: FL ain't a big deal
22:35 < abakedapplepie> nah man
22:35 < abakedapplepie> north carolina
22:35 < JollyRgrs> estranger: i got a ticket in VA on vacation, too
22:35 < abakedapplepie> you do 10 over you lose your lciense
22:35 < JollyRgrs> PITA
22:35 < abakedapplepie> no ifs ands or buts
22:36 < JollyRgrs> abakedapplepie: rly?
22:36 < abakedapplepie> yeah
22:36 < estranger> JollyRgrs, was it right before the long ass bridge going to VA Beach??
22:36 < genr8___> states different rules are dumb
22:36 < JollyRgrs> i never heard that... makes me think twice about moving there now
22:36 < abakedapplepie> i got flicked going 75 in a 65, thought it was a 75
22:36 < abakedapplepie> i wasnt a resident so they couldnt impound me thank god
22:36 < abakedapplepie> but they made me appear in court
22:36 < abakedapplepie> for 10 over
22:36 < abakedapplepie> i had to hire a lawyer
22:36 < DomLS3> I got real lucky in Florida one time. Was doing 30 over coming back from vacation for about 60 miles. There were 3 cars that were all doing 30 over besides me (I didn't know any of them). ONE SINGLE COP somehow pulled all of us over and gave everyone a ticket except me because I was so far out of state
22:36 < JollyRgrs> estranger: no, it was in rural part of 95 where there were only exits every 5-10 miles (and nothing at the exits) and it was only 55 MPH
22:36 < estranger> 75 in a 65 gets you pulled over?
22:36 < abakedapplepie> cost me $1000 all said and done
22:36 < abakedapplepie> fucking. insane.
22:36 < Hunterkll> abakedapplepie, that's reckless immediately, isn't it?
22:36 < abakedapplepie> yes
22:36 < abakedapplepie> north carolina is NO JOKE
22:36 < estranger> JollyRgrs, yeah that whole section is 55 and tons of cops
22:36 < abakedapplepie> when it comes to driving laws
22:36 < DomLS3> abakedapplepie: $1000 for 10 over? wtf
22:36 < Hunterkll> estranger, virginia has 70mph highways and 75 is immediate reckless driving charge
22:36 < Hunterkll> lol
22:37 < estranger> Hunterkll, yup! i got wreckless driving there... why i had to drive back
22:37 < abakedapplepie> DomLS3: requyired court visit, fines, ticket fee, lawyer fee
22:37 < estranger> in PA you get pulled over for going UNDER 80 :)
22:37 < abakedapplepie> it was like just shy of 900 i think all said and done
22:37 < DomLS3> abakedapplepie: why get a lawyer for 10 over?
22:37 < abakedapplepie> i was required to appear in court
22:37 < abakedapplepie> 1200 miles away
22:37 < DomLS3> that should be like $150 ticket
22:37 < abakedapplepie> i hired a lawyer on my behalf
22:37 < JollyRgrs> abakedapplepie: mine was about 900-1000
22:37 < abakedapplepie> its north carolina law
22:37 < JollyRgrs> half was lawyer fees
22:37 < DomLS3> gay
22:37 < estranger> yeah im glad i didnt get a lawyer .. I thought bout it for hte VA thing
22:37 < abakedapplepie> 10 over is srs bsns
22:37 < estranger> i jsut went in and plead guilty and they cut me a deal
22:37 < estranger> they just wanted my $$
22:38 < JollyRgrs> i was 19, couldn't afford wreckless on my record, my insurance woulda been through the roof
22:38 < abakedapplepie> so it was either drive/fly to NC and pay $3-500 in airfare/gas
22:38 < JollyRgrs> estranger: no, plead no contest
22:38 <@ravioli> jesus
22:38 < abakedapplepie> or spend $400 on a lawyer to appear on my behalf
22:38 < JollyRgrs> always no contest
22:38 <@ravioli> apparently i should just never leave the state
22:38 < JollyRgrs> you just pay court fees which is usually = to what you owed anyways
22:38 < estranger> JollyRgrs, that was my plan... i went to court and there were literally 200 other people with speeding tickets there. jduge goes "whos pleading guilty, line up"
22:38 < scwizard> ewwwwwwwwwww :(
22:38 < abakedapplepie> i had to pay court fees plus a fine
22:38 < scwizard> our prod database is on ec2-classic
22:38 < scwizard> gonna need to classic link it
22:38 < estranger> and 90% of the room got in line.  i listened to the judge and people with the exact ticket I got were getting it knocked down and a like $250 fine
22:38 < estranger> so, i got in line
22:39 < JollyRgrs> i hired a laywer to appear for me b./c i didn't trust a peice of paper to defend myself
22:39 < JollyRgrs> not at that age
22:39 < genr8___> thats how they roll
22:39 < genr8___> "Get in line"
22:39 < abakedapplepie> around here they have a great system
22:39 < abakedapplepie> they pull you over for bullshit
22:39 < estranger> it was a shitty rural bumfuck town... with a GLORRRRRRIOUS nice courthouse
22:39 < abakedapplepie> and give you a "impeding traffic" ticket, with the real infraction written down in the notes
22:39 <+giant_it_burrit> http://www.break.com/video/handjob-cabin-is-a-movie-about-a-ghost-who-jerks-you-off-to-death
22:39 < abakedapplepie> so if you try and fight it they charge you with the full ticket
22:39 < genr8___> yeah
22:39 < estranger> snooo snoo
22:39 < DomLS3> giant_it_burrit: sign me up
22:39 < abakedapplepie> just trying to get people to pay the fee and take the 0 points charge
22:40 < genr8___> stay away from Ulster County NY also
22:40 < JollyRgrs> https://www.motor1.com/news/237888/karlmann-king-stealth-suv/
22:40 < genr8___> same little bumfuck town that just writes tickets
22:40 < DomLS3> omg the trailer is fucking hilarious for that movie
22:41 < estranger> holy shit its 13,000lbs
22:41 < alazare619> DomLS3:  well i was reading the numbers and was like wait hp > tq on a NA car
22:41 < estranger> top speed 87mph heh
22:41 < alazare619> then i realized those numbers require a turbski lol
22:41 < alazare619> and it clicked
22:41 < estranger> my hp>tq on my NA car... is that weird?
22:41 < alazare619> thats normal
22:41 < alazare619> i wrote the above wrong
22:42 <+giant_it_burrit> This place has devolved to a circle jerk more than once.
22:42 < estranger> ok thought so
22:42 < abakedapplepie> yeah
22:42 < JollyRgrs> giant_it_burrit: it has, but doesn't mean we want it to
22:42 < alazare619> turbo cars typically unless they are dyno queens HP is usually < TQ
22:42 < technonerd> Hondas make 90 torque and like 300 hp
22:42 <+giant_it_burrit> killdash9: want to ships tonight
22:42 < estranger> i got like +75 hp
22:42 < alazare619> technonerd: turbo ones tend to usually have a fair amount of tq
22:42 < alazare619> almost to the point they are squared
22:43 < abakedapplepie> my poor focus SVT has a big problem
22:43 < abakedapplepie> the flatbed operator had to shimmy it off the bed
22:43 < alazare619> see alot of turbo hondas doing 300/305 or 305/300
22:43 < abakedapplepie> and i think the header crashed into the pavement
22:43 < abakedapplepie> lots of oil D:
22:43 < abakedapplepie> im terrified to tear it down
22:43 < technonerd> I can get 75 hp just by swapping to a rb25
22:43 < estranger> abakedapplepie, uh oh
22:43 < abakedapplepie> absolutely terrified
22:43 < technonerd> Dam rb20
22:43 < abakedapplepie> im hoping the oilpan is just rusted
22:43 < abakedapplepie> car sat for 3 years
22:44 < abakedapplepie> it also looked like there was coolant in the puddle
22:44 < abakedapplepie> but i couldnt tell
22:44 < estranger> technonerd, by swapping engins you can get more hp?  TIL
22:44 < abakedapplepie> i hope my poor little car is not dead
22:44 < technonerd> Shocking
22:44 < scwizard> nooooooooooooo
22:44 < estranger> i ponder adding FI to my car every spring
22:44 < scwizard> classiclink only works with ec2 instances
22:44 < scwizard> not with RDS
22:45 < Hunterkll> hmmm
22:45 < Hunterkll> now that cocainedealers.club is up and running
22:45 < vader-> any of you guys use the Logitech Harmony Hub?
22:45 < estranger> well not this spring.  the baby kinda nixed that idea this time around :)
22:45 < abakedapplepie> i love my gokart but it could use a supercharger
22:45 < JollyRgrs> i do
22:45 < JollyRgrs> vader-:
22:45 < abakedapplepie> vader-: i do
22:45 < alazare619> for any car guys so i'm totally using hondata to tune my mazda
22:45 < Hunterkll> should i set up stripper.solutions - whore.services - slut.today - or meth.zone ?
22:45 < alazare619> so many people gave me odd looks but its far far easier to tune it with hondata
22:45 < JollyRgrs> Hunterkll: por que no los todos?
22:45 < vader-> so do you have just the hub and use your phone? or do you have the logitech remote too?
22:45 < DomLS3> Hunterkll: handjob.services
22:45 < technonerd> I'm just gonna roll with the Rb20 since thats what is stock motor
22:45 < alazare619> Hunterkll:  why not meth.today
22:45 < abakedapplepie> vader-: i have the remote
22:45 < JollyRgrs> vader-: remote too
22:45 < estranger> technonerd, what car?
22:45 < JollyRgrs> you want a remote
22:46 < Hunterkll> alazare619, i got blow.zone
22:46 < Hunterkll> lol
22:46 < technonerd> 200zr
22:46 < alazare619> slogan can be Meth Today Gone Tommorow
22:46 < abakedapplepie> i primarily use the remote these days, but when i had my alexa i used that more than anything
22:46 < estranger> nice. fellow Z fam!
22:46 < vader-> do you have a hub for each entertainment setup?
22:46 < technonerd> 300zx with a Rb20 and right hand drive
22:46 < Hunterkll> alazare619, but for meth, i have meth.world, meth.group, meth.services, meth.email, meth.zone,, meth.network
22:46 < vader-> like living room, bedroom, etc?
22:46 < Hatter> alazare619: I don't get it
22:46 < JollyRgrs> phone app is nice b/c you can do things you can't on the remote alone... things i used to could do from the old 890/880 i used before
22:46 < abakedapplepie> i only have one
22:46 < vader-> it's basically an IR blaster right?
22:46 < abakedapplepie> ehhh
22:46 < abakedapplepie> not quite
22:46 < technonerd> I break necks when I drive it
22:46 < JollyRgrs> vader-: you'd want a hub per room/setup/whatever
22:46 < alazare619> Hatter:  if your methed out you are "gone"
22:46 < technonerd> It's funny to watch
22:46 < alazare619> atleast thats what tweakers tell me
22:47 < Hatter> alazare619: what is that street talk
22:47 < vader-> do you have it linked with anything like a Vera for home automation?
22:47 < JollyRgrs> vader-: high powered blaster... really works by bouncing signal off of the opposing wall and back at the same shelf it is on
22:47 < alazare619> Hatter:  i guess
22:47 < estranger> Ive always like the 300xz style.
22:47 < JollyRgrs> linked to my nest and google home
22:47 < estranger> zx
22:47 < abakedapplepie> the hub itself actually is surrounded by IR tx modules
22:47 < alazare619> z32 <3
22:47 < JollyRgrs> not really sure why i linked it to nest other than jsut b/c
22:47 < abakedapplepie> it literally fills the room with IR
22:47 < Hatter> JollyRgrs: are you trying to say that anti-laser stuff works?
22:47 < abakedapplepie> theres like 2 on each side
22:47 < alazare619> had many an oppurtunity to buy a z32 TT
22:47 < estranger> when you see a prestine one, they are still stunning
22:47 < alazare619> but i cant
22:47 < JollyRgrs> Hatter: no clue
22:47 < alazare619> they are my unicorn
22:47 < technonerd> Z32 is to aggressive for my taste
22:47 < vader-> because i already have a Mi Casa Verde Vera3... I kinda wanna be able to control my lights and shit by the remote when im watching TV
22:48 < technonerd> Same with the s15
22:48 < alazare619> if i were to ever own one it would ruin my unicorn fantasy of them
22:48 < JollyRgrs> alazare619: my only issue is my DLP has the sensor BEHIND THE SCREEN in the lower right corner
22:48 < estranger> i got a z34 nismo... like it or hate, it fucking fun
22:48 < JollyRgrs> and when the ottoman is facing a non-good angle, it doesn't bounce right to the TV
22:48 < JollyRgrs> everything else, no issue at all
22:48 < estranger> `12 too, before they pussied up the suspension
22:48 < alazare619> technonerd:  had a s13 s14 a z31 and a 280 datsun
22:48 < abakedapplepie> my harmony came with a remote blaster
22:48 < abakedapplepie> i just stuck it next to the tv's sensor
22:48 < alazare619> and a 240z with the l24
22:48 < technonerd> I have a. 280zx and the 200zr
22:48 < abakedapplepie> my hub is in a closet
22:48 < JollyRgrs> alazare619: again... mine's behind the screen :(
22:48 < Hatter> I drive a little mini cooper
22:48 < DomLS3> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQCRTfrzLN8
22:48 < estranger> we need a Z meetup
22:49 < abakedapplepie> did you not get a remote module with yours JollyRgrs
22:49 < DomLS3> 240z with a R-35 engine
22:49 < technonerd> Think I'm going to. Drop a 305 into the 280
22:49 < estranger> park our Zs and talk about systemd
22:49 < JollyRgrs> abakedapplepie: remote module?
22:49 < alazare619> JollyRgrs:  stop tagging me
22:49 < abakedapplepie> yeah
22:49 < vader-> i don't really have a huge entertainment setup but my buddy gave me a sound bar last night and im using the digital optical out on my TV
22:49 < alazare619> you fail at tab completion JollyRgrs
22:49 < JollyRgrs> alazare619: no! change your name :P
22:49 < technonerd> Naturally asspuurated rb26 in a 240z is all you need
22:49 < alazare619> my nicks been registered i'm sure far longer then abakedapplepie
22:49 < abakedapplepie> JollyRgrs: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00ITEPKIG
22:49 < DomLS3> tab completion is for weebs. I just double click on someone's name I want to tag it it does it for me
22:49 < hxcsp> if you hit a and tab with weechat
22:50 < abakedapplepie> each hub has 2 ports for one of those bad boys
22:50 < hxcsp> it takes the last person that talked
22:50 < hxcsp> abakedapplepie:
22:50 < vader-> the problem is i need to turn the digital optical output on, then i lose volume control via the TV remote, and have to use the sound bar remote to control the volume
22:50 < JollyRgrs> abakedapplepie: i got a handful of those from my old harmony 890 as well
22:50 < alazare619> abakedapplepie:  Registered : Aug 17 18:14:13 2011 (6y 41w 0d ago) for my nick whats yours
22:50 < hxcsp> alazare619:
22:50 < hxcsp> see
22:50 < JollyRgrs> i used to have everything connected via the 2.5/3.5mm jacks... except my TV
22:50 < vader-> it sucks the TV doesn't detect if the soundbar is on or off
22:50 < vader-> so i have to go into the menu and manually turn it on/off
22:50 < JollyRgrs> and putting that thing on in front of the TV would look horrible
22:51 < vader-> i was thinking of getting a SONOS sound bar
22:51 < hxcsp> alazare619: how do you check when you registered your nick
22:51 < vader-> heard good things about them
22:51 < JollyRgrs> vader-: SONOS makes a soundbar?
22:51 < abakedapplepie> msg nickserv info hxcsp
22:51 < vader-> ya
22:51 < vader-> and a sub
22:51 < JollyRgrs> i'd say unless you need SONOS in your house... that's paying too much for a soundbar and sub
22:51 < vader-> they are both like $700/ea
22:51 < JollyRgrs> yeah
22:52 < JollyRgrs> if you are doing just a soundbar, anything over $200 is WAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYY too much
22:52 < ebol4> do blurays generally have 5.1 surround sound just like baked in
22:52 < abakedapplepie> i bought a real stereo
22:52 < abakedapplepie> #yolo
22:52 < JollyRgrs> (and i mean soundbar + sub)
22:52 < alazare619> hxcsp:  /ns info
22:52 < JollyRgrs> ebol4: normally 7.1 and now many have atmos
22:52 < ebol4> what is atmos
22:52 < alazare619> abakedapplepie:  when did you register your nick
22:52 < JollyRgrs> but what do you mean "baked in"?
22:52 < JollyRgrs> dolby atmos
22:52 < JollyRgrs> google it
22:52 < abakedapplepie> alazare619: i dunno why
22:52 < JollyRgrs> like super surround
22:52 < Hunterkll> OMG
22:52 < abakedapplepie> atmos is vertical+horizontal surround
22:52 < Hunterkll> MY NEW CAMERA COMES TOMORROW
22:52 < Hunterkll> YESSSSS
22:52 < genr8___> 3D positional surround, up to like 128 speakers or something
22:52 < JollyRgrs> ^^
22:53 < alazare619> JollyRgrs:  fails at tab completing you and wants me to change my nick i said i'm sure my nick is older then you :P
22:53  * Hunterkll jizzes everywhere
22:53 < abakedapplepie> atmos will have at least 2 vertical speakers
22:53 < Hatter> JollyRgrs: can you tell him not to say jizzes
22:53 < ebol4> in what universe does one need vertical surround sound
22:53 < abakedapplepie> some pleb setups use reflections
22:53 <@ravioli> Hunterkll: gross
22:53 < abakedapplepie> ebol4: it makes a big difference for spatial placement of audio
22:53 < genr8___> they got some good atmos 14.1 systems
22:53 < ebol4> that's like some 4D shit
22:53 < JollyRgrs> who said that, Hatter ?
22:53 < vader-> i dunno the SONOS sound bar gets really good reviews
22:53 <@ravioli> my pops has it, ebol4, it's really neat.
22:53 < abakedapplepie> ebol4: thats how i would liken it
22:53 < Hatter> JollyRgrs: the same guy who has been very rude to me all day
22:53 < JollyRgrs> only one i saw say that is you
22:54 < Hatter> well I'm sorry I had to
22:54 < abakedapplepie> im saving up for more speakers to build out atmos
22:54 < ebol4> it sounds awesome but also like $3000
22:54 < JollyRgrs> vader-: for that price, you can get a nice 5.1 system
22:54 < genr8___> Dolby Atmos speaker layouts parallel the 5.1 and 7.1 setups for surround sound. A 5.1.2 or 7.1.2 system uses two ceiling speakers, or two Dolby Atmos enabled speakers or modules. A 5.1.4 or 7.1.4 system uses four ceiling speakers, or four Dolby Atmos enabled speakers or modules. A 9.1.2 system adds a pair of front wide speakers to a 7.1.2 layout.
22:54 < abakedapplepie> right now im just 2.0 tho
22:54 < JollyRgrs> not even a HTIB (pls don't get one of those)
22:54 < vader-> i like that this soundbar 2.1 system my buddy gave me has a wireless sub
22:54 < abakedapplepie> you can do a full atmos setup with semi decent speakers for $1000
22:54 < estranger> i got an Atmos receiver but I have like 25' cielings so thats a no go
22:54 < vader-> so i can put the sub anywhere
22:54 < abakedapplepie> estranger: you dont have to mount them on the celing
22:55 < ebol4> how do you put a speaker in the floor
22:55 < abakedapplepie> you can place them 10' up on walls
22:55 < JollyRgrs> yeah, hang them like choir mics
22:55 < JollyRgrs> lol
22:55 <+NinjaStyle> or on stands
22:55 < JollyRgrs> ebol4: just... put it on the floor?
22:56 < ebol4> but do you like put it under the carpet
22:56 < JollyRgrs> ebol4: are you asking about a forward facing floor or a ceiling facing floor?
22:56 < estranger> abakedapplepie, i only have a right wall.. maybe i could mount the left side off the loft
22:56 < abakedapplepie> ebol4: your verticals go up not down :P
22:56 < estranger> abakedapplepie, i just have it setup in a standard 7.1 currently
22:56 < ebol4> what the fuck kind of 5D house are you living in JollyRgrs
22:56 < abakedapplepie> you dont need speakers in your floor
22:56 < JollyRgrs> estranger: you want them symetric
22:56 < ebol4> what is a forward facing floor
22:56 < vader-> they have this play base thing too
22:56 < JollyRgrs> ebol4: like floor standing speakers, idjit
22:56 < JollyRgrs> you put it on the floor
22:56 < estranger> JollyRgrs, yeah the edge of the loft and the right wall would be symetrical
22:56 < Hatter> uh oh you guys, how long is guacamole good for?
22:56 < Hatter> I'm getting a bit of a tummy ache
22:56 < genr8___> a day
22:56 < JollyRgrs> Hatter: when it turns green, it's bad?
22:56 < ebol4> Hatter: at least like a week
22:57 <@ravioli> JollyRgrs: lol
22:57 < abakedapplepie> the color turning doesnt mean its bad
22:57 < abakedapplepie> btw
22:57 < JollyRgrs> #helpfultips
22:57 <+NinjaStyle> was it out or in the fridge?
22:57 < JollyRgrs> it browns from oxidation quickly, iirc
22:57 < abakedapplepie> yes
22:57 < Hatter> NinjaStyle: well it's been out of the fridge, but in a little container
22:57 < abakedapplepie> but its not "bad" when it turns color
22:57 < Hatter> it hadn't appeared to have browned
22:57 < estranger> lime juice.
22:57 <+NinjaStyle> Hatter: for how long?
22:57 < Hatter> NinjaStyle: like 3 hours
22:57 < JollyRgrs> browned is just from oxygen, not temp
22:57 <+NinjaStyle> oh
22:57 <+NinjaStyle> well 3 hours should be fine
22:58 < JollyRgrs> estranger: yeah, lime juice will do that, too
22:58 < Hatter> should
22:58 < Hatter> also there's no way brown guacamole tastes the same as nice green guacamole
22:58 < Hatter> I don't care about your science
22:58 <+NinjaStyle> did u guys know that if you leave the pit in it doesnt brown
22:58 < estranger> JollyRgrs, lime helps prevent the browning
22:58 < JollyRgrs> estranger: i know this
22:58 < DomLS3> from the looks of it, are we talking about meat in the frige?
22:58 < JollyRgrs> also great on apple slices... though i use a bit of lemon juice on those
22:58 < genr8___> Guac
22:58 <+NinjaStyle> guac
22:58 < DomLS3> ah
22:58 < estranger> JollyRgrs, yeah cus i just told you ;)
22:59 < JollyRgrs> estranger: naw dawg, i'm no culinary dummy
22:59 < DomLS3> I'm nto eating brown guac. Idgaf if it's good or not
22:59 < estranger> JollyRgrs, how many sous vide do you have?
22:59 < Hatter> DomLS3: at last we can agree on something
22:59 < DomLS3> All I could think about is diarrhea on a spoon
23:00 < DomLS3> Which, only when I eat lucky charms, does my diarrhea turn green but I don't think about that when eating guac
23:00 < ebol4> if you can't handle it at its brown, you don't deserve it at its green
23:00 < JollyRgrs> estranger: didn't say i was rich
23:00 < felda> guac is bad
23:00 < vinrock> if you drink some grape flavored gatorade it'll make ya poops green
23:00 <+NinjaStyle> felda: youre bad
23:00 < estranger> JollyRgrs, i want one
23:00 < felda> yeah bby I am
23:00 < JollyRgrs> vinrock: too much sugar makes your poop green
23:01 < JollyRgrs> once you have kids and see their halloween poops, you'll know this
23:01 < vinrock> huh
23:01 < DomLS3> the marshmallows in lucky charms makes my poop green
23:01 < vinrock> no shit i thought it was broccoli when i was a kid
23:01 < JollyRgrs> you thought you pooped broccoli?
23:01 <+NinjaStyle> reddit-poopadmin
23:01 < vinrock> i wondered why it was green sometimes
23:01 < vinrock> but as a grown ass man, grape gatorade definitely does it
23:02 < alazare619> i always get a chuckle out of going on forums when looking up an issue and seeing someone comment and solve the issue but there avatar is stuck in like 2013 or 2011 etc
23:03 < alazare619> i.e. the one i'm looking at has a guy with the "I'm the jugganaut bitch" avatar
23:03 < alazare619> like thats what 2007?
23:03 < technonerd> New jagganaut
23:03 < vinrock> bring back SHOOP DA WHOOP
23:03 < felda> we must move beyond and become new memes
23:04 < vinrock> jeff goldblum is watching you poop.
23:04 < scwizard> ok
23:04 < scwizard> we just have to migrate the database
23:04 < scwizard> FUN TIMES
23:04 < scwizard> I LOVE DOING DATABASE MIGRATIONS
23:05 < vinrock> save it for friday
23:05 < vinrock> live life on the edge
23:05 < silentfury-s4pro> agreed
23:05 < hxcsp> alazare619: thanks.. Registered : Aug 14 13:53:11 2013 (4y 41w 2d ago)  not as long ;p
23:05 < alazare619> i'm an old fart
23:05 < alazare619> JollyRgrs:  whats your registered timestamp with ns
23:06 < alazare619> Registered : Aug 17 18:14:13 2011 (6y 41w 0d ago) ---- I have the highscore
23:06 <@ravioli> my old freenode account apparently expired or something
23:07 < ebol4> how to check
23:07 <@ravioli> from like 2005 or 2006
23:07 < hxcsp> ebol4: msg nickserv info
23:07 < technonerd> NickServ (NickServ@services.): Registered : Nov 12 18:17:52 2008 (9y 28w 4d ago)
23:07 < ebol4> merely 2015
23:07 < technonerd> That's my old nick
23:08 <@ravioli> sucks that they expire
23:08 <@ravioli> think of all the irc cred i'd have
23:08 < Hunterkll> lol
23:08 < Hunterkll> technonerd, pffft
23:08 < technonerd> It's like a 6 digit steam account
23:08 < Hunterkll> -NickServ- Information on Hunterkll (account Hunterkll):
23:08 < Hunterkll> -NickServ- Registered : Oct 24 01:42:19 2004 (13y 31w 3d ago)
23:08 < vinrock> yeah if i were tu use my OG irc nicks id be like.. AnTixKiLLeR or some dumb shit
23:09 < technonerd> Dam 13
23:09 < Hunterkll> technonerd, six digit steam ID you say ? https://steamdb.info/calculator/76561197962252054/?cc=us
23:09 < SynMonger> if I were to use my OG nick I'd be synmonger or something equally awful
23:09 < DomLS3> oh look at that. A 196 GB OST file
23:10 < technonerd> Delete
23:10 < technonerd> It
23:10 < technonerd> 192 gb in. The trash
23:10 <@ravioli> i just googled the oldest nick of mine i can remember and, thank god, no results.
23:10 < DomLS3> lol well this guy has like 5 other emails attached to his one outlook profile
23:10 < DomLS3> so that's why it's so big
23:10 < DomLS3> there's no getting around it really
23:11 < vinrock> http://www.statemaster.com/encyclopedia/AOHack-programs'
23:11 < vinrock> i'm on that list
23:11 < vinrock> as are my juarez
23:11 < vinrock> woot
23:12 < int0x1C8> juarez is hardcore
23:13 < vinrock> i told u i wuz hardcore
23:14 < int0x1C8> I saw a dead body hanging from a lightpost in juarez almost immediately after crossing the border, we noped the fuck back out so fast
23:15 < vinrock> don't uck with los zetas
23:16 < smrtz> Hey!  Any ubiquity gurus around? I'm trying to set up an old unify AP to expand my home wifi network.  When I reset it and connect directly to the PoE port, I can find the AP, but when I connect it to my router and connect to that via WiFi, I can't?
23:16 < vinrock> sorry this internet chat chanel is for professionals only
23:16 < smrtz> Should I set it up via a direct connection, then connect it to the router?
23:17 < smrtz> vinrock: oh, homelab setup is against the rules?
23:17 < vinrock> no
23:17 < vinrock> you just gotta be pr0 as heck yo
23:17 < smrtz> Lol, I'm working on it.
23:17 < vinrock> git gud
23:17 < smrtz> Trying, ha.
23:17 < matjam> oh look at mr fancy pants with his ubiquity hardware
23:18 < smrtz> It's an older one.
23:18 < int0x1C8> set the AP to bridge mode
23:18 < smrtz> Before connecting it to the existing network?
23:20 < vinrock> you can ssh into the thing and configure it before you add it to your network or install the unifi controller onto something, adopt it then configure
23:20 < XV8> I got an offer to fill a position on a night team for $5k more than I'm making now. I think im gonna take it.
23:20 < int0x1C8> to use the AP you just need it to 1: have power through PoE, data may or may not be separate, 2: have a network config with a static IP on your subnet
23:20 < xe0n> morn
23:20 < XV8> Internal position I mean.
23:20 < smrtz> Thanks!
23:21 < int0x1C8> if the AP has the external power injector you plug from router into the LAN port on the brick, then PoE to the AP
23:21 < smrtz> Whoop, I'm dumb.  It was a bad eth cable...
23:21 < matjam> XV8: 5k a year? whats that after tax
23:22 < smrtz> From the PoE adapter to the router.
23:22 < matjam> XV8: I dunno I used to work nights, I would rather not have the extra $200 or whatever it after tax and just have a normal schedule
23:22 < int0x1C8> if its one of those 802.3af whatever inline boosters
23:23 < XV8> matjam more than I'm making now. I'm going to be moving in a few months out of this state so it won't matter in the long run.
23:23 < int0x1C8> or you have a power brick that plugs into the wall with a LAN and PoE port
23:24 < smrtz> int0x1C8: It's one of the bricks with two eth ports.  Came with the AP.
23:24 <@ravioli>  hi m00sehead.
23:24 < int0x1C8> ok the router plugs into the LAN port, then PoE plugs into the AP
23:24 < smrtz> Yeah, that's how I've got it set up.
23:25 < smrtz> I'm good now, I was just confused because the cable stopped working in the last 5 minutes.  Swapped it and everythings working now.
23:25 < int0x1C8> then just make sure its not got the same IP as your router, if you reset it I think it defaults to 192.168.1.20
23:25 < m00sehead> @ravioli yes?
23:26 < smrtz> Yep, that's its IP.
23:27 <@ravioli> m00sehead: are you from 207?
23:27 < abakedapplepie> i should show you guys the injector carnage i dealt with last week
23:27 < int0x1C8> https://www.amazon.com/Ubiquiti-AIRGATEWAY-PRO-INSTALLER-AG-PRO-INS/dp/B017B00ZCO
23:27 < m00sehead> ravioli nope, is that maine?
23:27 < ravioli> yep.
23:28 < int0x1C8> have one of those plus a battery pack, makes testing our ubiquiti stuff on site so much easier
23:28 < abakedapplepie> https://i.imgur.com/A7Th7K3.jpg
23:28 < abakedapplepie> hot oil and POE dont mix
23:28 < abakedapplepie> its hard to tell but the physical POE pins are completely gone
23:28 < abakedapplepie> corroded away
23:28 < hxcsp> that sucks
23:29 < int0x1C8> nice
23:29 < Casteil> abakedapplepie: heh
23:29 < Casteil> how hot?
23:29 < abakedapplepie> idk
23:29 < estranger> https://www.usatoday.com/story/life/entertainthis/2018/05/29/snoop-dogg-breaks-guinness-world-record-largest-gin-and-juice/650560002/ .... the important news
23:29 < Casteil> was it deep fryer oil or something?
23:29 < abakedapplepie> 50 ton plastic injection machine
23:29 < abakedapplepie> so assuming a light gear oil
23:29 < Casteil> ah, heh
23:29 < abakedapplepie> i came in to a dead ap and a injector coated in oil
23:29 < abakedapplepie> so its mostly inferred
23:29 < abakedapplepie> lol
23:32 < DomLS3> how does oil get anywhere near a poe injector
23:33 < DomLS3> or any IT related equipment for that matter
23:33 < abakedapplepie> jank setup
23:33 < abakedapplepie> needed to expand wifi coverage, no budget for a new cable run
23:33 < abakedapplepie> so i put a switch at the shipping computer and ran a cable to the ceiling
23:33 < abakedapplepie> shipping computer is right next to the injection machine
23:33 < abakedapplepie> poe injcetor fell behind the desk at some point
23:33 < abakedapplepie> and was forgotten
23:33 < DomLS3> lol
23:34 <@mistiry> budget for a cable run?
23:34 < DomLS3> why couldn't you just make an AP repeater
23:34 < smrtz> Updating its firmware from 3.2 to 3.9 now, hah.
23:34 < DomLS3> and stuff it in a corner
23:34 < DomLS3> all it needs it power and that's it
23:34 < DomLS3> pretty sure most APs have that feature
23:34 < abakedapplepie> DomLS3 it was installed before that was a feature for unifi
23:35 < abakedapplepie> that is a feature now though
23:35 < DomLS3> you don't even need a unifi
23:35 < DomLS3> a cheap linksys AP could do it
23:35 < abakedapplepie> why would you install a linksys ap when you already have unifi tho :P
23:35 < DomLS3> abakedapplepie: budget reasons?
23:35 < DomLS3> abakedapplepie: and that tech already existed in linksys but apparently not unifi
23:35 < DomLS3> ?
23:36 < DomLS3> a $30 linksys AP could have been stuck by a power outlet literally anywhere and done what you needed
23:36 < Hunterkll> neat
23:36 < alazare619> so i've been thinking about replacing my ubiquti edge router
23:36 < Hunterkll> my i7-7800x just came in
23:36 < alazare619> and my uap
23:36 < alazare619> with a mikrotik HAP AC
23:36 < benjgvps> "How does oil get anywhere near a poe injector or any IT related equipment for that matter"
23:37 < benjgvps> Putting it at the top of a mine headframe will do it: https://i.imgur.com/iVtpCAF.jpg
23:37 < DomLS3> rofl
23:37 < benjgvps> A pressure washer didn't make a dent in that grease
23:38 < abakedapplepie> wow
23:38 < abakedapplepie> thats nasty
23:39 < DomLS3> abakedapplepie: that's sex between me and felda
23:39 < DomLS3> abakedapplepie: that's sex between me and felda's mom nasty
23:39 < abakedapplepie> nice slip
23:39 < DomLS3> screwed the pooch on that one
23:39 < abakedapplepie> you should tell him how you really feel
23:40 < alazare619> ubiquti needs to produce a fucking edge router with wifi
23:40 < alazare619> like id be stupid happy if they did that
23:41 < benjgvps> alazare619: Mikrotik hAP ac² ;)
23:42 < alazare619> benjgvps: yea thats what i'm looking at except the hAP AC (its triband)
23:43 < alazare619> the hAP AC > hAP ac2
23:43 < alazare619> how did you do the power of 2?!
23:43 < alazare619> hAP ac^2
23:43 < benjgvps> It's kind of a bummer, the ac² has a better CPU but only 2 chain wifi, where the hAP AC has 3 chain 5GHz
23:44 < alazare619> yep
23:44 < alazare619> i'm curious if hte hAP ac2 can even do gig
23:44 < xamithan> Why would they release one.  It would just compete with their amplifi brand
23:44 < Jekotia> "Please contact your X administrator"
23:44  * Jekotia sits down and starts talking to himself
23:45 < abakedapplepie> yeah im pretty sure thats why they dont do that
23:45 < benjgvps> I abuse the hell out of some hEX routers with similar specs, they push about 900Mbps through NAT with fastpath, the ac2 has better CPU
23:50 < scwizard> "Cannot create a db.r3.2xlarge database instance because us-east-1f, the targeted availability zone, does not currently have sufficient capacity to support db.r3.2xlarge and storage type : aurora"
23:50 < scwizard> QUE????????????
23:50 < scwizard> they're AWS
23:50 < scwizard> they can't run out of servers
23:50 < scwizard> I won't accept that
23:50 < abakedapplepie> no database for you
23:51 < AnimalFarmPig> lol
23:51 < AnimalFarmPig> Get unlimited capacity in the cloud!
23:51 < alazare619> xamithan: the amplifi brand does far more then just router + wifi
23:52 < xamithan> Never said it did just wifi
23:53 < alazare619> all i want is router/firewall/wifi
23:53 < alazare619> granted amplifi is actually a great idea
23:53 < alazare619> i might go that route
23:54 < felda> alazare619 that doesn't sound like pfsense and maybe it should
23:54 < alazare619> fuck pfsense
23:54 < felda> pfsense is good my dude
23:54 < alazare619> Opnsense is the best thing to happen to pfsense ever
23:54 < felda> opnsense is poopy
23:55 < alazare619> and gaz is a flamer
23:55 < felda> well yeah he is shite
23:55 < felda> but can you separate the product from the creator / manager?
23:55 < felda> what's so magical about Amplifi?
23:59 < scwizard> the fuck
23:59 < xamithan> Don't have one but it gets rave reviews
23:59 < scwizard> ansible supports infra as code now?
23:59 < xamithan> Even without all the extra mesh boxes
23:59 < scwizard> is it better than terraform?
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