--- Log opened Sat Jun 16 00:00:00 2018
00:00 < rootsudo> If nobody joins within the next 2-3 minutes, you can safely assume that nobody is available for online chat at this time.
00:00 < rootsudo> The fuck is that
00:00 < Hunterkll> loooooool
00:06 < rootsudo> well that sucks it seems it was released
00:06 < rootsudo> ICAAN is nice though
00:12 < catbeard> rootsudo: what u need
00:12 < catbeard> dmca?
00:12 < rootsudo> catbeard drugs
00:12 < catbeard> rootsudo: well sure but i mean from the webhost
00:12 < rootsudo> There's media/news paper articles linking her to her domain, so she can file for trademark, only issue is she isn't american, and webhost/registrar is
00:13 < catbeard> oh domain yoinkage
00:13 < catbeard> and webhost left town
00:13 < rootsudo> So the question is, do I help her with this legal battle because ownership of the domain is unknown, it's under WHOIS privacy
00:13 < catbeard> only she can authenticate against the WHOIS privacy protected data
00:13 < rootsudo> I don't question filing a court case and delivering it to the registrar would reveal who owns the domain but is that a door I want to open
00:13 < catbeard> if she wants the domain back
00:14 < catbeard> yes
00:14 < catbeard> is it a .UK domain
00:14 < rootsudo> It is not, it's a .com so ICAAN
00:14 < catbeard> who was the previous registrar
00:17 < rootsudo> Webtextmedia.com but unknown who they really are
00:17 < rootsudo> 100% sure they're a reseller
00:17 < catbeard> any UCC filings?
00:18 < rootsudo> not a USA company
00:18 < rootsudo> This is someones name/brand
00:18 < AustinS> ohhh little web hosts <3 lol
00:19 < catbeard> does the host's # still work? +63 2 509 0150
00:19 < catbeard> or +63 917 750 6040
00:19 < rootsudo> nope
00:19 < rootsudo> they're responsive via email though but their business storefront is empty/uncontactable and didn't show up in a hearing wth the FTC equilivent in the Philippines
00:20 < catbeard> https://www.complaintsboard.com/complaints/webtext-media-domain-renewal-already-paid-for-but-still-expired-c784583.html
00:20 <+layer-eight> * catbeard →  Webtext Media - Domain renewal already paid for but still expired. Review 784583 | Complaints Board
00:20 < rootsudo> catbeard hah she's one of the comments
00:20 < catbeard> how many for a PH class action?
00:20 < catbeard> hahah damn
00:21 < rootsudo> pretty sure PH class action means nothing
00:21 < rootsudo> Well, she has a USA Visa
00:21 < rootsudo> Guess I'm going to help her file a small court claim then :\
00:23 < catbeard> ok so company is reg'd in US
00:23 < catbeard> the webhost that is
00:23 < rootsudo> The registrar is, yeah, but not sure how to proceed lol
00:23 < catbeard> https://i.imgur.com/1DcPz2M.png
00:23 <+layer-eight> * catbeard →  IMAGE/PNG Document, 42,533 bytes
00:24 < AustinS> oh shit my script to combined all the logs akamai dumps on this server in .gz -> bz2 and then gpg and archive broke
00:24 < rootsudo> catbeard wow
00:24 < AustinS> or just not running. 80 GB of compressed logs just chillin
00:24 < rootsudo> you're right, it is USA based, and here I thought it was just PH
00:26 < catbeard> The statutory agent for them is
00:26 < catbeard> James A Kuzmich
00:26 < catbeard> principal members are Arizona Fullcircle Marketing LLC and DirectAZ LLC
00:27 < rootsudo> catbeard so you're saying at this point, I reach out to them first for resolution or just do small claim court?
00:27 < AustinS> i def made the mistake of letting a host register a domain for me ONCE. (like super long ago.. 12-13 years prolly)
00:27 < AustinS> actually got a decent site up/good ranknigs for a buncha random shit, and lost it lol. never again
00:27 < catbeard> yeah if you can't contact the business itself, you need to contact the registered agent for the business
00:27 < catbeard> or better yet have your lawyer contact them
00:27 < catbeard> or her lawyer
00:27 < AustinS> but yeah, ICANN arbitration if needbe
00:27 < catbeard> yeah you'll need proof that a service was provided
00:28 < AustinS> if copyrighted / they try to take advantage.
00:28 < catbeard> receipt of domain registration
00:28 < Hunterkll> lol
00:28 < catbeard> proof of rebill and service not provided
00:28 < Hunterkll> the registered agent can just be some patsy
00:28 < Hunterkll> from incfile.com
00:28 < catbeard> it could but they're also AZ SOS registered
00:28 < AustinS> proof of attempts to contact and all that
00:28 < Hunterkll> SOS?
00:28 < AustinS> secretary of state
00:28 < catbeard> secretary of state
00:28 < Hunterkll> incfile has RAs in every state
00:28 < Hunterkll> and incfile properly files your LLC or whatever
00:28 < catbeard> https://ecorp.azcc.gov/BusinessSearch/BusinessFilings
00:28 < Hunterkll> like i said, it could be some patsy from an RA service
00:28 < Hunterkll> who has a bogus forwarding address
00:29 < Hunterkll> which is grounds to get their llc dissovled and shit
00:29 < Hunterkll> but it could happen
00:29 < Hunterkll> lool
00:29 < rpifan> hi
00:29 < rpifan> im so angry at work today
00:29 < Hunterkll> alright
00:29 < Hunterkll> guess i'm getting booze & doing sharepoint installs
00:29 < AustinS> yay booze, im so sorry @ sharepoint
00:29 < AustinS> <3
00:30 < Hunterkll> y?
00:30 < Hunterkll> i like it
00:30 < Hunterkll> this is just a burner install though
00:30 < Hunterkll> for exchange/skype integration monitoring/testing
00:30 < catbeard> looks like that address is in a business park
00:30 < AustinS> oh you sounded like it was gonna be rough / I never liked it.  or we never really used it.. it kinda fell flat on its face when they tried implementing it years ago
00:30 < Hunterkll> catbeard, 50/50 that's the same registered agent for thousands of companies there
00:30 < AustinS>  / like everything they try to do with forcing MS/anything down our throat
00:30 < Hunterkll> ;)
00:30 < AustinS> have these dumb giant surface boards or whatever
00:30 < AustinS> nobody. uses. them.
00:30 < Hunterkll> wat
00:31 < Hunterkll> i'd use the fuck out of it if i had one
00:31 < rootsudo> in the end, sysadmins really know every faucet of business
00:31 < Hunterkll> :(
00:31 < Hunterkll> i've written apps for it
00:31 < Hunterkll> lol
00:31 < rootsudo> thanks catbeard  :3
00:31 < rpifan> how mcuh money do yall make
00:31 < AustinS> well im sure any app would make them use it more than they do now
00:31 < AustinS> not enough. :| lol
00:31 < rootsudo> rpifan the answer is always not enough
00:31 < rootsudo> similar answer in prison
00:31 < rootsudo> "what you do" "I'm innocent"
00:32 < rootsudo> but I'm always single when I'm at a bar
00:32 < rpifan> lol
00:32 < rpifan> but how much in cold hrd usd
00:32 < catbeard> rootsudo: stop going to bars
00:32 < catbeard> also np
00:32 < catbeard> and yes don't fuck with sysadmins
00:32 < rootsudo> catbeard I don't go to bars in the USA :( they sad
00:32 < catbeard> they can pull d0x
00:32 < catbeard> rootsudo: ya ikr
00:32 < catbeard> breweries otoh...
00:32 < rootsudo> catbeard $10-15 for a beer is just sad
00:33 < rootsudo> Let me say, I miss the bars and clubs in Japan and Philippines..
00:33 < rootsudo> Bali wasn't really that fun
00:33 < catbeard> didn't do the whole KTV thing
00:33 < rootsudo> KTV is it's whole thing
00:33 < AustinS> yeah bars here are rough lol. or most of the time
00:33 < Hunterkll> rootsudo, boy, don't go to iceland then
00:33 < Hunterkll> also where the fuck you paying $10-15 for a beer goddamn
00:33 < Hunterkll> thats airport bar prices
00:33 < rootsudo> catbeard to appreciate karaoke you need to know the langauge
00:33 < rootsudo> Hunterkll NYC, Tampa, Miami,
00:33 < catbeard> rootsudo: or be able to sing professionally
00:34 < rootsudo> catbeard the point is you drink to drink professionally
00:34 < catbeard> i do that too
00:34 < rootsudo> sing
00:34 < catbeard> lol
00:34 < rootsudo> but let me tell you, if you just grasp hiragana/katakana
00:34 < rootsudo> you'll do okay at 99% JTV
00:34 < rootsudo> and that's all you need to hear people go omg, a foreigner can sing
00:34 < Hunterkll> rootsudo, yea you got shitty ones then or you stayin in midtown or something dumb
00:34 < Hunterkll> shit
00:34 < Hunterkll> i aint payin that much thats for damn sure
00:34 < AustinS> my bf is a prof singer, i'm trash.  karaoke experience with him was just drinking and having fun and lettin him do his thing :P
00:34 < catbeard> or just wear a shirt with $100 bills printed o nit
00:35 < catbeard> i killed me some chris brown the other night
00:35 < rootsudo> Miami bars are either posh or trash
00:35 < rootsudo> catbeard there's sex in the champagne room, right
00:35 < catbeard> no sir
00:35 < rootsudo> oh, that's chris rock, fuck
00:35 < catbeard> tell ya what there is in the champagne room tho, CAMERAS
00:35 < Hunterkll> lololol
00:36 < xamithan> So we shouldn't wear that hentai print shirt ?
00:36 < catbeard> with the hentai girl 'propped up' on the shirt
00:36 < catbeard> maybe not at a US bar
00:36 < rootsudo> Not even at a japan bar
00:36 < Hunterkll> lol
00:36 < rootsudo> Like, you just don't do that
00:36 < Hunterkll> keep that shit in the akihabara containment zone
00:36 < xamithan> dame!
00:36 < Hunterkll> that's where the japanese keep their weebs
00:36 < catbeard> hey so
00:36 < catbeard> rootsudo:
00:37 < catbeard> know any PH (near Clark) vendors that sell air purifiers for like.. not 20k PHP
00:37 < xamithan> my katakana has gotten rusty
00:37 < catbeard> my building is about at 2200ppm of CO2
00:37 < rootsudo> You need to look on Lazada
00:38 < rootsudo> So wait you're really in PH now?
00:38 < catbeard> no, the building is
00:38 < catbeard> and the employees are
00:38 < Hunterkll> lol
00:38 < rootsudo> I can't tell if that's sarcasm, but in PH, you go to SM appliance, nearest is SM clark
00:38 < rootsudo> or you do Lazada or you have someone take the bus to Manila and get one in Oritgas or QC
00:38 < catbeard> we have a driver
00:38 < catbeard> could send him off with the company card, and valid ID of LOA from the cardholder
00:39 < rootsudo> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9yBPcn8IqU
00:39 <+layer-eight> * rootsudo →  YouTube → Chris Rock - No Sex ft. Shadow → ⚘ 1,431,942 ↑ 7,737 ↓ 341 ✍ 698
00:39 < catbeard> they apparently tried SM Clark
00:39 < rootsudo> It's a good song
00:39 < catbeard> to no avail
00:39 < rootsudo> Wow, SM clark has nothing
00:39 < catbeard> it also needs to be a commercial air purifier
00:39 < catbeard> not like home use
00:39 < rootsudo> of course
00:39 < xamithan> Put in a reverse osmosis water filtration system while you at it
00:40 < catbeard> already have
00:40 < xamithan> Nice
00:40 < catbeard> water is good, no windows (just laminated glass, so can't crack a window)
00:40 < rootsudo> wow you treat your outsource staff nice
00:40 < rootsudo> that's good ^ so many just don't give a fuck
00:41 < xamithan> meanwhile I've had to move offices twice in the past month because sections of the buildings air keeps dying
00:41 < catbeard> we can afford it tbh, but most won't ship it to us
00:41 < rootsudo> Sharp KC-D40E-W
00:41 < rootsudo> Yeah, Customs in PH is really bad
00:41 < catbeard> some will but it takes 3-4 weeks
00:41 < catbeard> if PH airspace wasn't rough, i'd just C130 drop it with a parachute
00:41 < rootsudo> The biggest issue will also be brokerage fees,
00:42 < rootsudo> it isn't rough around clark
00:42 < rootsudo> You can easily land there
00:42 < rootsudo> catbeard https://www.lazada.com.ph/shop-air-purifiers/?from=suggest_normal&q=air%20purifier%20and%20humidifier&price=10000-
00:43 <+layer-eight> * rootsudo →  Purifier for sale - Air Purifier prices, brands & review in Philippines | Lazada.com.ph
00:44 < catbeard> https://www.lazada.com.ph/products/iqair-healthpro-plus-air-purifier-intl-i167488110-s208135962.html?spm=a2o4l.searchlist.list.1.77f66a6dAn6fEC&search=1
00:44 < catbeard> christ
00:44 <+layer-eight> * catbeard →  IQAir HealthPro Plus Air Purifier - intl | Lazada PH
00:45 < rootsudo> Yeah, it's a great time to set up retail shops in PH
00:45 < rootsudo> just being a retailer and setting up your own logistics and imported products that work on 220 is great
00:45 < rootsudo> many people that can grab Japanese visas combine 120 converters and resell recycled goods for same as brand new
00:46 < AustinS> anyone have opinions of mail-in-a-box vs. modoboa for all-in-one easy mail solution?  need to just have something mad simple setup to do mostly aliases but also a few mailboxes when requested
00:46 < AustinS> ive wasted enough time doing manual mail configuration shit.. time to let them just have an admin and go ham lol
00:47 < catbeard> we have step down transformers in the office
00:47 < catbeard> to 110
00:47 < catbeard> AustinS: iRedmail
00:47 < AustinS> ahhh yes thats one i looked at a while back
00:47 < rpifan> I RED MAIL YOU BLU MALE
00:47 < AustinS> love me some redmail for redtubes
00:48 < AustinS> oh 900 for 3 years ok deal. dont care not free, i just dont want to manage mail and deal with the spam aspects of it
00:49 < AustinS> main domain that our MX's receive mail for (just for alias handling) gets hammmerrreedddd with spam 24/7
00:49 < AustinS> :( @ per server, but i dont care about mail enough to run 4 MX's again.. so overkill
00:50 < catbeard> i had a perfect mailserver setup with dovecot/postfix
00:50 < rootsudo> catbeard then import will be cheaper from china
00:50 < catbeard> and VimBAdmin
00:50 < rootsudo> postfix/dovecat is so annoying
00:51 < rootsudo> I hate to say it but exo/o365 has been great
00:51 < catbeard> it had reseller support too
00:51 < AustinS> i just .. want to have it easy for some noob to manage, have their webmail, and get proper relaying setup to our real domain for certain aliases. running on ghetto sendmail forever
00:51 < AustinS> finally taking the plunge to migrate it all over
00:51 < catbeard> or just backend your original mx host with a MX-based spamfilter
00:52 < abakedapplepie> i <3 o365
00:52 < catbeard> like spamexperts
00:52 < abakedapplepie> <3 <3 <3
00:52 < AustinS> eh i just relay it to our mimecast MX on corporate mail domain
00:52 < AustinS> idc if i relay a ton of garbage to them, IT pays for mimecast may as well use it :X
00:53 < AustinS> whats spamexperts pricing like?  probably why i never looked further,
00:53 < AustinS> anything that's "Contact Us" I'm like ehh not srs enough about wanting to set this up yet :P
00:54 < catbeard> direct, pretty deep
00:54 < catbeard> through a reseller partner, basically you just need hosting
00:54 < catbeard> don't even have to use the hosting
00:55 < catbeard> my company does that, and we have many clients that do exactly that, just for our spam filtering, some just to hide their MX
00:55 < AustinS> eh we need to be the one running it, I'm not going to plop wwe.com MX on some webhost just to be lazy/cheap on spam :P
00:55 < catbeard> it's completely configurable
00:55 < catbeard> even from user dashboard
00:56 < AustinS> iredmail looks perfect enough for me, I don't need crazy spam stuff in front.. that's what our other side is for
00:56 < AustinS> unless someone complains, but actually haven't had many spam issues in a while just from using several blacklists and checking
00:56 < AustinS> got fucking TIRED of IT calling me being like "your servers are infected with a virus!! because it did a DNS lookup on a known trojan domain"
00:56 < AustinS> "yep that's just the mail server doing a lookup again... :)"
00:57 < catbeard> i mean that is an IOC
00:57 < AustinS> about 6th time they got it though I think.. idk if no more, or they just learned ;P
00:57 < catbeard> your mailing list probably just needs to be scrubbed of malware domains
00:58 < catbeard> and grey/black listed at SMTP-time
00:59 < AustinS> yeah it detected the bad IP and nuked it, but still was looking it up, but that was on them for trying to intercept all DNS requests and force thru them
00:59 < catbeard> AustinS: check firehol blacklists
00:59 < catbeard> err block-lists
00:59 < AustinS> They sent them into a blackhole at one point, because they proxy all internal DNS lookups to my DNS servers anyways
00:59 < catbeard> contains many APT and ET dns/ip that you can block on MX edge or network edge
00:59 < AustinS> but then they tried capturing and redirecting all outbound DNS requests to their internal one, then back to me.. loll
01:00 < catbeard> firewall rules my man
01:00 < AustinS> yeah I have several block lists up,
01:00 < catbeard> AustinS: they have honeypot data backed lists
01:00 < catbeard> constantly updated
01:01 < catbeard> found 3 spammers on one of my networks (all vps customers) that wasn't in multirbl
01:01 < AustinS> :o
01:01 < catbeard> AustinS: also you should setup dummy backup MX records (with higher priority value)
01:01 < AustinS> yeah, I'm GLAD I do not have to deal with any outbound email other than to our own internal stuff that we want to catch/non-IT managed distro lists that way
01:02 < catbeard> spammers love to go after alt mx
01:02 < catbeard> or backup mx
01:02 < AustinS> id die if i had to worry about maintaining reliable outbound mail lol
01:02 < catbeard> thinking it's vulnerable, no this is to filter inbound
01:02 < AustinS> ah yeah.. that's a good idea, what's your IP address I'll just point mx5.wwe.com to you :)
01:02 < catbeard> 224.0.0.11
01:02 < AustinS> yeah I know, I was just voicing my disdain outloud lol
01:03 < AustinS> that would be my breaking point if they wanted me to worry about that too, I'd be like ok then we're just paying for a real email.  But yeah this is mostly just to catch random shit
01:03 < AustinS> backup mx is good idea though.  Haven't really considered that ever/heard that often/ever,  but like I said... email is like.. bottom of my knowledge and interest :P
01:04 < catbeard> well there are people that know what they're doing too :)
01:04 < AustinS> partially cause i have to install all of it, but also make sure i get all the aliases over.. and then .. yea.  but not worried about losing/dropping mail so
01:04 < AustinS> oh, definitely :P that's why I let them deal with our corp domain :P
01:05 < AustinS> i'm not in the actual IT group, we're our own group, but we just manage all domains + DNS.. i'll gladly point their MX whereverrrrr they want :)
01:05 < AustinS> oh we finally got all the contact info stripped off our whois lol.   #RIP email verification for certificates... ugh
01:06 < AustinS> oh, and yeah that's the other annoying part, is although in full control/responsible for all the domains, can't have access to the registrar lol
01:07 < AustinS> (MarkMonitor, so like.. our legal people control it)  but they're quick to respond to requests at least.. sometimes it's nice to not have all the keys
01:08 < AustinS> you made me curious now about wondering the rate of emails on the two primary MX's vs the 3rd one w/ higher priority, and spam levels. not curious enough but.. :P
01:08 < Hunterkll> handle o vodka acquired :P
01:08 < AustinS> catbeard, you deal with email a lot?
01:08 < AustinS> Hunterkll,  :o
01:08 < Hunterkll> little more work in the basement
01:08 < Hunterkll> then sharepoint cleaning
01:08 < Hunterkll> er
01:09 < rootsudo> Catbeard and Hunterkll  are greybeards
01:09 < Hunterkll> sharepoint installing
01:09 < Hunterkll> lol
01:09 < Hunterkll> ?
01:09 < Hunterkll> i have no beard
01:09 < rootsudo> Hunterkll pics
01:09 < Hunterkll> i do have a robe and wizard hat ....
01:09 < Hunterkll> rootsudo, https://i.imgur.com/MUKJimz.png
01:09 <+layer-eight> * Hunterkll →  IMAGE/PNG Document, 336,125 bytes
01:10 < rootsudo> Hunterkll SEX
01:42 < Nightcinder> Shield TV, Google Home Mini, Nest, Smartthings Link, Harmony Hub, 2 multifunction door sensors, 5 LIFX lights, ceiling fan, and an outlet
01:42 < Nightcinder> what do i get next
01:43 < Hunterkll> so
01:43 < Hunterkll> this is how a rootsudo is made https://i.imgur.com/TVIh7EB.png
01:43 <+layer-eight> * Hunterkll →  IMAGE/PNG Document, 448,250 bytes
01:47 < AustinS> ahh i always am so happy when i forget i have my PXE boot server on the whole network / across vlans, kinda panicked when i realized i had to go download something then nope
01:47 < AustinS> loll @ that
01:48 < AustinS> the "catch it" just tops it off
01:56 < sadbox> Nightcinder: I like my nest cams
01:56 < sadbox> Nightcinder: also the nest temp sensors are p nice depending on your place
01:56 < AustinS> aw i forgot about my nest cam, it's in a box somewhere
01:56 < AustinS> they were def nice though
01:57 < sadbox> I got a couple of their new 4k ones
01:57 < Nightcinder> oh i have a temp sensor
01:57 < Nightcinder> i don't really want the cams
01:57 < sadbox> Nightcinder: do you have a temp sensor for your thermostat tho?
01:58 < Nightcinder> yes..
01:58 < Nightcinder> i have a temp sensor..
01:58 < sadbox> oh, I also previously just had one that would report the temp of my house
01:58 < sadbox> not like, paired to a tstat
01:58 < Nightcinder> yes i have a nest temp sensor
01:58 < Nightcinder> it's pretty meh
01:59 < AustinS> i just had usb thermometers plugged into random shit around :p
01:59 < sadbox> oh? I'm real happy w/ mine
01:59 < Nightcinder> it doesn't serve all that much purpose
02:00 < sadbox> my thermostats are in weird places, my bedroom is like +/- 7 *F from my tstat location depending on the weather outside
02:00 < aName> Never underestimate the stupidity of users. Sent out a laptop, realized after sealing it in the box that I never logged in as the user. No worries though - surely they can figure out to click 'other user'.....
02:02 < sadbox> saves having to check the weather before I set my tstat each night / guesstimate how the room would end up
02:02 < aName> Should be interesting though - we merged with another company and they added another 60 or so users without adding more me
02:08 < Trapdoor> My bf is adorable at times
02:08 < Trapdoor> "I think you can run python on a webserver"
02:09 < Trapdoor> "so we won't need to mess with html, we just have to use a python graphics library"
02:09 < Trapdoor> no sweetie, that's not how it works
02:09 < BytesAndCoffee> you could run python on a toaster
02:09 < Trapdoor> that's not how any of it works
02:09 < Trapdoor> he just doesn't want to learn html
02:09 < BytesAndCoffee> oh
02:10 < Trapdoor> I think he's baked
02:10 < BytesAndCoffee> have him check this out https://gist.github.com/BytesAndCoffee/48935c1db28c8e8d901c9b60b9d42332
02:10 <+layer-eight> * BytesAndCoffee →  PHTML: Python HTML framework using a flat, modular layout · GitHub
02:11 < Trapdoor> he wouldn't understand
02:12 < BytesAndCoffee> oh
02:12 < BytesAndCoffee> that bad
02:12 < Trapdoor> also that's...
02:12 < Trapdoor> I wouldn't call it dumb or anything
02:12 < BytesAndCoffee> i mean
02:12 < Trapdoor> but why?
02:13 < BytesAndCoffee> you could say the same about 90% of JS frameworks out there
02:13 < BytesAndCoffee> closer to 95%
02:13 < Trapdoor> I could and I do
02:13 < Trapdoor> same with php frameworks
02:13 < Trapdoor> and css frameworks
02:14 < Trapdoor> leave frontend design to frontend desi- people who hate themselves
02:14 < Trapdoor> "Oh of course an absolutely positioned div is only relatively positioned compared to an already relatively positioned div
02:15 < catbeard> Trapdoor: actually `python -m SimpleHTTPServer`
02:15 < Trapdoor> ...
02:15 < catbeard> also passenger and mod_wsgi
02:15 < Trapdoor> u wot
02:15 < catbeard> modern implementations are quite speedy
02:15 < BytesAndCoffee> tbh css grid fixes a lot of old css hangups
02:15 < Trapdoor> sure I'd use wsgi or fcgi
02:15 < BytesAndCoffee> catbeard: flask, bottle
02:15 < AustinS> flexbox, rest easy my heart :O <3
02:16 < Hunterkll> alright
02:16 < Hunterkll> make basement great again day #1 done
02:16 < catbeard> ruby is p fast too
02:16 < Hunterkll> perl or bust
02:16 < Trapdoor> I can't even remember what I did to make apache run python it's so simple
02:16 < catbeard> got a redmine install that's pretty speed
02:16 < Trapdoor> It's not super fast or anything, but it does the trick
02:16 < Hunterkll> tbh i don't know why you all don't just use cobol
02:16 < catbeard> Trapdoor: probably mod_passenger or mod_uwsgi
02:16 < catbeard> or just use litespeed enterprise
02:17 < Trapdoor> catbeard, nah easier
02:17 < Trapdoor> addhandler cgi-script py
02:17 < Trapdoor> <Trapdoor> same with php frameworks
02:17 < catbeard> compile your cgi scripts from your .S files and have them serve your pages
02:17 < Trapdoor> import cgi
02:17 < Trapdoor> hey presto
02:18 < catbeard> all it has to output is Content-type: text/html\n\n
02:18 < Trapdoor> yea but if you want to use parameters (get/post) you need cgi
02:18 < catbeard> who uses parameters anymore, JSON in headers to lua
02:18 < catbeard> jk
02:19 < catbeard> sort of
02:20 < Hunterkll> POLITICS POST: https://i.imgur.com/4YSSaQG.png
02:20 <+layer-eight> * Hunterkll →  IMAGE/PNG Document, 559,467 bytes
02:20 < Hunterkll> JAPAN WILL DESTROY US
02:42 < rpifan> yall im gonna need advice
02:42 < rpifan> who is willing to give me legit advice
02:45 < Trapdoor> go ahead
02:45 < Hunterkll> lol
02:46 < rpifan> i need to come up with a raelly good reason why the company should allow me to work from home for 3 or 4 weeks. Im thinking of saying i need to go help my grandma after with her surgery
02:46 < rpifan> which is somewhat true
02:46 < rpifan> the only issue is how do i word it and when do i drop the news
02:46 < rpifan> should i do it early
02:46 < rpifan> or should i do it right before i plan to leav for more effect
02:46 < Trapdoor> why do you want to work from home for 3 or 4 weeks?
02:46 < rpifan> its a trap
02:46 < rpifan> im quitting after that
02:46 < xamithan> So he can quit and move to europe
02:46 <+CheckYourSix> Trapdoor: Because he hates his company and is trying to move to Europe
02:46 < Trapdoor> Just quit?
02:47 <+CheckYourSix> He wants to get paid still while moving I'm guessing
02:47 < rpifan> i cant just quit
02:47 < Trapdoor> You can't just quit?
02:47 < rpifan> see the issue is id stay here longer
02:47 < xamithan> Its like, I don't want to work.  I just want the money.
02:47 < rpifan> but i dont have a place to live anyway
02:47 < rpifan> im fine with working
02:47 < Trapdoor> You could sleep in the office
02:47 < rpifan> not just there or in that place
02:48 < Trapdoor> So why not just quit?
02:48 < rpifan> then i wont have money lol
02:48 <+CheckYourSix> Because money
02:48 < Trapdoor> You don't have savings?
02:48 < rpifan> of course not
02:48 < rpifan> how could i have savings
02:48 < Trapdoor> Of course not
02:48 < rpifan> ive been at this job like 2 months not even
02:49 < Trapdoor> didn't you have a job before then?
02:49 <+CheckYourSix> Trapdoor: 76% of the US population lives paycheck to paycheck... not surprising at all
02:49 < rpifan> not really
02:49 < rpifan> i had one briefly at a shady crpyto startup
02:49 < rpifan> that went bust
02:49 < rpifan> before that i was doing uber living hand to mouth
02:49 < Trapdoor> bitconneeeeeeeeeeee~
02:49 < rpifan> llooool
02:49 < rpifan> pretty close
02:49 < rpifan> it was here in miami
02:50 < rpifan> and thye were in fact at that conference
02:50 < Trapdoor> I SAY I SAY I SAY I SAY I SAY
02:50 < Trapdoor> BITCONNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
02:50 < rpifan> yes
02:50 < Trapdoor> https://thenextweb.com/apps/2015/08/03/so-many-doctors-appointments/
02:50 <+layer-eight> * Trapdoor →  Here are the best excuses to 'work from home'
02:51 < rpifan> loo what
02:51 < Trapdoor> Your three kids are sick
02:51 < rpifan> that will fly for a day or two
02:51 < Trapdoor> Tell them you moved and your new commute is 2 hours long
02:51 < rpifan> not a week
02:52 < Trapdoor> or
02:52 < xamithan> Just say you got really bad mono
02:52 < rpifan> hmm
02:52 < rpifan> thats not bad
02:52 < xamithan> or something contagious
02:52 < rpifan> i still like the gma excuse
02:52 < Trapdoor> say your landlord's mortgage defaulted and you have to move in with a friend for 3-4 weeks
02:52 < rsmith31415> Hi guys... I have been getting errors trying to download from the internet archive. I was wondering if anyone else can reproduce the same issue. As an example, the page for yahoo.com returns "transfer closed with outstanding read data remaining" with curl (and similar errors occur with wget) : http://web.archive.org/cdx/search/cdx?url=yahoo.com/*&output=json
02:52 <+layer-eight> * rsmith31415 → http://web.archive.org/cdx/search/cdx?url=yahoo.com/*&output=json → Unverifiable Link Code: No Status
02:52 < Trapdoor> friend lives 3 hours away
02:52 < rpifan> its true we need to helop her get her eyes fixed
02:52 < rpifan> thats not a bad one either Trapdoor
02:53 < rpifan> now the question si when do i drop it, sooner or later?
02:53 < rpifan> whats more likely to get approved
02:55 < Trapdoor> what's the best 1080ti manufacturer? asus?
02:55 < Trapdoor> or is asus still shit at gpus?
02:55 < rpifan> my personal boss is pretty lientant and nice
02:55 < Disconsented> There isnt Trapdoor
02:55 < rpifan> but two weeks might need higher boss approval
02:55 < Trapdoor> Disconsented, yea the only difference is cooling performance and stock overclock
02:55 < Casteil> rofl..
02:55 < Casteil> "THERE'S A PROBLEM WITH THE SOFTWARE!"
02:55 < Trapdoor> I want the quietest and most efficient one though
02:56 < rpifan> go with air
02:56 < rpifan> air is quiet and keeps you alive
02:56 < Casteil> [respond with very clear, concise explanation of why it's not a problem with the software, including links to why what happened, happened]
02:56 < Disconsented> They're all as efficent as eachother
02:56 < Casteil> "THERE'S STILL A PROBLEM WITH THE SOFTWARE!"
02:56 < Casteil> listen here you little shit..
02:56 <+CheckYourSix> Casteil: Rofl
02:56 < Casteil> basically user error and order of operations
02:57 < Trapdoor> Oh ign you want me to consent to you collecting my cookies? I'll just delete the notification
02:57 <+CheckYourSix> Order of operations. People really screw that shit up
02:57 < Casteil> if something comes in the system, goes back out, and comes back in, of course it's going to be in the system twice!
02:57 < Casteil> rather, in the system again
02:57 < Trapdoor> I guess it's just personal preference then Disconsented
03:01 < aName> Apparently, in order to purchase a handgun, four different people, all living in my city, have to say they think I should have one. People make it out like you can just go get one, lol
03:01 < aName> I've been given the keys to waaaaay more dangerous stuff with only one reference lol
03:03 < aName> I guess what I'm saying is I'm surprised how involved it is. Like, this is too much effort and I just wanted something to use at the range.
03:10 < rootsudo> fuck aName I never give references
03:10 < rootsudo> and I always am global admin day 1
03:10 < Hunterkll> heh
03:10 < Hunterkll> like, yea
03:10 < Hunterkll> references on request, i guess
03:10 < Hunterkll> i've never had to
03:10 < aName> Yeah
03:10 < rootsudo> It's always acing the interview
03:10 < aName> And like... I'm not sure I know four people who'd sign to that
03:11 < Hunterkll> hah
03:11 < aName> Mostly because I barely know four people.
03:11 < rootsudo> it's sad isn't it
03:11 < Hunterkll> aName, what you're saying is you're a homicidal maniac
03:11 < Hunterkll> got it
03:11 < rootsudo> we only have each other
03:11 < rootsudo> and you have yourself aName
03:11 < Hunterkll> now kiss
03:12 < aName> No thanks.
03:12 < aName> I wish the AR-30 was ... less expensive.
03:13 < aName> Hard to justify 1500 bucks to shoot paper targets
03:13 < aName> But it's got this late 90s sci-fi aesthetic to it that I just love.
03:13 < rootsudo> aName I should make an airbnb for guns
03:13 < Hunterkll> heh
03:13 < rootsudo> but that can backfire
03:14 < Hunterkll> ... *rimshot*
03:14 < rootsudo> if I can think of a cute nam
03:14 < rootsudo> kinda like handy but for a fire arm
03:14 < Hunterkll> rub 'n blow?
03:14 < aName> BackRange
03:14 < Hunterkll> lol
03:15 < rootsudo> Borrowagun.com
03:15 < Hunterkll> so like
03:15 < Hunterkll> airbnb for guns
03:15 < Hunterkll> you leave the key in a sekrit place
03:15 < Hunterkll> and leave the gun at home while you're gone?
03:15 < Hunterkll> :D
03:15 < aName> rootsudo: That was one of the things I loved in shadowrun - renting guns
03:15 < rootsudo> we'll have a strict policy of no gun shootings
03:15 < rootsudo> +they have to check the radio form
03:15 < aName> rootsudo: The NPCs were always stupid OP though
03:15 < aName> And it was an unforgiving game
03:15 < rootsudo> https://www.reddit.com/r/SuicideWatch/comments/79gx3e/can_i_borrow_a_gun/
03:15 <+layer-eight> * rootsudo →  Can i borrow a gun? : SuicideWatch
03:16 < rootsudo> the market has so much upside
03:16 < aName> (The original Genesis Shadowrun)
03:16 < Hunterkll> rootsudo, too many one time clients
03:17 < rootsudo> Hunterkll we'll charge them a bigger deposit
03:17 < rootsudo> and late fees
03:17 < aName> "Wider drain pipes! Glass tubs!"
03:17 < rootsudo> Hunterkll think Blockbuster tactics for today
03:17 < rootsudo> bullet in chamber, didn't rewind fee!
03:18 < rootsudo> Hunterkll am I a bad person
03:18 < aName> One of these days, Blockbuster is going to discover they actually held the patent on streaming video services but it was lodged in the breakroom couch
03:18 < Hunterkll> You know, I hear there's a job offer waiting for you in the white house
03:18 < aName> You'll see.
03:19 < rootsudo> So too many people are bragging about FBA
03:19 < rootsudo> And I'm going to do it in a sketchy as fuck market
03:19 < aName> Hunterkll: tbh, I'd take it
03:19 < rootsudo> did you know
03:19 < rootsudo> pet medication isn't regulated like human medication
03:19 < Hunterkll> aName, you're not planning rental suicide guns
03:19 < aName> Hunterkll: Whatever you feel about the current administration, that shit looks great on your resume
03:19 < Hunterkll> the job offer is for rootsudo
03:19 < aName> Hunterkll: Goddammit
03:20 < aName> Hunterkll: Oh. For suicide.
03:20 < Hunterkll> no
03:20 < aName> Silly me.
03:20 < Hunterkll> to run the 'guns for suicide' program
03:20 < Hunterkll> it's like cash for cars
03:20 < Hunterkll> 'cept you don't have to turn anything in
03:20 < rootsudo> it'd stimulate the economy
03:20 < aName> Yeah, I dunno. Seems like it'd be easier to just build a cowpok box
03:20 < aName> Like, you sit down, and it says 'place chin on rest'
03:21 < aName> And bam
03:21 < aName> yer done
03:21 < rootsudo> the police have extra hours, hosptals, morticians, cleanup crew, the house for sale, new carpets, the news reporting on a new sensation, anti gun rental insurance
03:21 < rootsudo> think of it, killing humans becomes profitable
03:21 < rootsudo> fuck
03:21 < Hunterkll> next up
03:21 < Hunterkll> guns for prisoners program
03:21 < rootsudo> I just am in a world of disbelief
03:21 < aName> rootsudo: Plus, when you bury the bodies in the mass graves, you sequester a lot of carbon, to say nothing of the heavy metals and various other poisons
03:21 < rootsudo> Cloud insurance is a fucking thing
03:22 < Hunterkll> lol
03:22 < rootsudo> old men yells at cloud: reality.
03:22 < rootsudo> Fucking Simpsons did it
03:22 < aName> rootsudo: Everything in balance, as it should be.
03:22 < catbeard> what a time to be alive
03:22 <@JollyRgrs> ...
03:22 < rootsudo> catbeard simpsons did that too
03:22 <@JollyRgrs> what did cryptic1 return to?
03:22 < Hunterkll> http://cloudsurance.com/
03:22 <+layer-eight> * Hunterkll →  Cloudsurance™ | Cloud Insurance For Cloud Consumers
03:22 < Hunterkll> Cloudsurance™ Provides Piece Of Mind For Cloud Users
03:22 < Hunterkll> Cloudsurance™ is the world's first cloud insurance program, designed and built for cloud consumers. Cloudsurance™ helps mitigate against the risks involved with trusting your digital assets to a third-party cloud, by providing the world's first cloud financial protection program for cloud based assets.
03:22 < aName> I don't know why the physics of that bothers me
03:22 < rootsudo> fuck
03:22 < rootsudo> that's a great company
03:22 < aName> like... ok half of all life goes away
03:22 < aName> where does that mass go
03:22 < rootsudo> it's a fake paper pushing company
03:22 < aName> WHAR MASS WHAR?
03:22 < rootsudo> that's fucking great
03:23 < rootsudo> okay, guys, if there is one thing we could do
03:23 < catbeard> selling insurance for something that doesn't exist
03:23 < catbeard> that's fucking genius
03:23 < rootsudo> is we can create cloud insurance
03:23 < aName> catbeard: No, if you want genius, check out fractalwater
03:23 < aName> https://fractalwater.com/catalog/super-imploder/
03:23 <+layer-eight> * aName →  ⚓  https://www.fractalwater.com/catalog/super-imploder/ → Super Imploder – Fractal Water: Vortex Magnetic Structured Water Systems
03:23 < Hunterkll> catbeard, it has downtime compensation, data loss compensation, cyber attack compensation, DR support, etc
03:23 < Hunterkll> as a fortune 100 ... we'd probabyl have come out ahead on that insurance last year
03:23 < Hunterkll> lol
03:24 < catbeard> how much does a .mil data loss go for these days
03:24 < catbeard> like OPM should have that
03:24 < m4221> Hello failures
03:24 < catbeard> my old friend
03:25 < Hunterkll> heh
03:25 < rootsudo> so how
03:25 < Hunterkll> catbeard, who cares when you control the money supply?
03:25 <@JollyRgrs> it's time to talk to you again
03:25 < rootsudo> do we do cloud insurance
03:25 < Hunterkll> https://mspalliance.com/membership/cloud-msp-insurance/
03:25 <+layer-eight> * Hunterkll →  Cloud and MSP Insurance by MSPAlliance
03:25 < Hunterkll> rootsudo, here's another one!
03:25 < rootsudo> I think we are on an emerging company
03:25 < rootsudo> We can all decide to be CTO, CIO and CTO
03:26 < Hunterkll> rootsudo, the one i just linked was started in 2013
03:26 < Hunterkll> fyi
03:26 < Hunterkll> ;)
03:26 < rootsudo> Yeah
03:26 < Hunterkll> not an emerging market
03:26 < rootsudo> holy fuck this is
03:26 < Hunterkll> a failing market
03:26 < rootsudo> I don't see how it'd fail
03:26 < rootsudo> we make it like lifealart
03:26 < rootsudo> and there's no regulation right
03:26 < aName> lol looking at this ad for a wooden chest
03:26 < rootsudo> we raise premiumes 100000%
03:26 < Hunterkll> there's a shitload of regulations around insurance
03:26 < aName> And it's like 'MUST HAVE EQUIPMENT TO MOVE FROM BASEMENT'
03:26 < rootsudo> but not cloud
03:26 < Hunterkll> of any kind
03:26 < aName> Umm
03:26 < aName> It's an empty wooden chest
03:27 < aName> They weigh like 20-30lbs
03:27 < aName> equipment?
03:27 < Hunterkll> aName, my wooden dresser weighs like 90-120
03:27 < aName> Hunterkll: Not a chest of drawers
03:27 < aName> Think treasure chest
03:27 < Hunterkll> still, a solid oak piece of half inch thick could be hefty
03:27 < aName> Cedar
03:28 < rootsudo> I wrote to an app developer saying I loved him
03:28 < rootsudo> he replied saying I love you too
03:28 < rootsudo> I'm going to ask him to make it facebook offical
03:28 < Hunterkll> I LOVE YOU SAN
03:28 <@JollyRgrs> rootsudo: what country does he work from?
03:28 < rootsudo> JollyRgrs Japan, but he's not japanese
03:28 < rootsudo> He just makes an app I really love
03:28 <@JollyRgrs> american?
03:28 <@JollyRgrs> haha
03:28 < rootsudo> probably
03:28 < rootsudo> I just donate to him because
03:29 < Hunterkll> JollyRgrs, rootsudo finally tracked down grindr's developer
03:29 < aName> Hunterkll: At any rate, I could lift a solid chunk of oak that size and go up the stairs alone if I had to
03:29 < rootsudo> his app is amazing
03:29 < aName> Hunterkll: I wouldn't be excited about it though
03:29 < rootsudo> Hunterkll okay I'm interested
03:29 < rootsudo> I want to ask him his opinion on gift givers
03:29 <@JollyRgrs> there's an indian guy on one of my teams that says he loves me... but he's actually really cool and means it in a philly brotherhood kinda way
03:29 < aName> Just so long as you stay out of trouble.
03:29 < rootsudo> JollyRgrs still at the hospital
03:29 <@JollyRgrs> aName: just like the egyptian slaves did?
03:30 <@JollyRgrs> rootsudo: me? naw dawg.... where you been?
03:30 < aName> JollyRgrs: The what?
03:30 < rootsudo> JollyRgrs Bali
03:30 < rootsudo> JollyRgrs Philippines
03:30 <@JollyRgrs> i left them like 2 yrs ago almost
03:30 < aName> JollyRgrs: I mean, are we talking chattel, bonded labor, forced labor?
03:30 < aName> JollyRgrs: And what period? And how is this relevant? I'm so confused.
03:30 < rootsudo> JollyRgrs wow I left 2 years ago
03:31 < rootsudo> omg someoene stole my name
03:31 < rootsudo> fuckkk
03:31 <@JollyRgrs> good try, lol
03:32 < aName> rootsudo: ... I don't suppose you know anything about CITES paperwork?
03:33 < rootsudo> aName just for customs and airport
03:33 < aName> rootsudo: <3
03:34 < aName> rootsudo: I want to take a trip somewhere and import some corals on my way back. Well... export? Send back home to myself.
03:34 < aName> rootsudo: I'm good at identifying species
03:34 < aName> rootsudo: So... I got that far
03:35 < rootsudo> Oh, you do what everyone else does
03:35 < rootsudo> You keep quiet
03:35 < rootsudo> and become a smuggler
03:35 < aName> lol wut
03:35 < rootsudo> Or you ship it
03:35 < aName> no
03:35 < aName> I'm not smuggling live fuckin' coral
03:35 < aName> That's like PMITA time
03:35 < rootsudo> actually, no
03:36 < rootsudo> no one questions it, just call it a souvenir and you're good to go.
03:36 < rootsudo> You get into CITES stuff when you're commercially exporting, otherwise you don't really bother because A: most of the countries that have exotic coral like Indoneasia/Philippines don't really care
03:36 < aName> Huh.
03:37 < aName> I was thinking on the scale of dozens of specimens, though
03:37 < aName> So I'm not sure where that falls
03:38 < aName> I also intend to propagate it, which may complicate matters lol
03:38 < rootsudo> You don't mention propagation
03:38 < rootsudo> and you're just a collector
03:38 < rootsudo> https://www.amazon.com/Zombie-Apocalypse-Survival-Sardine-Piece/dp/B00JQBUVVW/
03:39 < rootsudo> https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0722L37PL/
03:40 < aName> That doesn't really look like 200 bucks worth of stuff
03:40 < aName> but I haven't shopped it around
03:41 < rootsudo> aName fear sells
03:41 < rootsudo> all the reviews are for hurricanes and shit
03:41 < aName> I guess so
03:42 < rootsudo> litereally people fucking prime ordered as hurricanes came around
03:42 < aName> rootsudo: I work for a logistics company and when I'm bored I read customer service complaints. We had a bunch people complain we couldn't install their dishwashers during a hurricane.
03:42 < rootsudo> aName I'd be angry too
03:43 < catbeard> aName: "just hang your dishes outside"
03:43 < aName> catbeard: ikr?
03:43 < aName> catbeard: I get it that like, it's not a big deal to them, they've been through hurricanes before, etc
03:43 < catbeard> been through 8
03:44 < aName> catbeard: But that doesn't make our installer any more willing to drive thirty miles in  his big ol' panel van
03:44 < catbeard> in 4 different states
03:44 < Hunterkll> aName, "please sign this waiver that if the dish washer is damaged as a result of the hurricane we are not liable"
03:44 < aName> Hunterkll: No the installers literally won't take the jobs
03:44 < aName> Hunterkll: We can't FORCE them to do it, they're independent contractors
03:44 < catbeard> i know a dude that will not only take the job but will also stormchase with a gopro
03:44 < aName> And we're not big enough dicks to punish them for not installing in a hurricane
03:45 < catbeard> force majeur
03:45 < catbeard> 'acts of god'
03:45 < catbeard> somewhere in there i guess
03:45 < catbeard> act of god is like the fucking gf finally figuring out what she wants for dinner
03:45 < Hunterkll> "Someone I am not allowed to tag wants to know if the Hulk was circumcised at birth, would his mutation make his foreskin grow back?
03:45 < Hunterkll> "
03:45 < Hunterkll> facebook
03:46 < Hunterkll> what the fuck
03:46 < aName> hulk dick is kind of a running meme
03:46 < catbeard> that's what they called me in hs
03:46 < aName> Blame Kevin Smith, I guess.
03:46 < DLSteve> Hunterkll, I have similar thoughts about Wolverine.
03:48 < misspwn> my computer shut down :(
03:48 < rootsudo> misspwn put a ticket in with IT
03:48 < misspwn> kk
03:49 < misspwn> wow it didn't even catch in a dump
03:57 < rootsudo> omg
03:57 < rootsudo> addictive.ly
03:57 < rootsudo> I want it
03:58 < catbeard> seductive.ly
03:59 < rootsudo> catbeard holy it's not taken
03:59 < JoeyTheHakeroo> Sup
03:59 < rootsudo> fuck it is
03:59 < JoeyTheHakeroo> sup
04:00 < rootsudo> oh that's shitty
04:00 < rootsudo> .ly is for libya
04:00 < catbeard> whatupho.es
04:01 < catbeard> ineedan.adult
04:02 < BytesAndCoffee> youarean.adult
04:02 < catbeard> youbelieveinacu.lt
04:03 < abakedapplepie> o.0
04:03 < catbeard> trying to rhyme it to happy birthday
04:03 < catbeard> to the pentameter of anyway
04:03 < AustinS> i gotta find me a big TV on amazon
04:04 < AustinS> shipped mine to office before i moved here/they shipped it, but they didnt put insurance on it lmao, cause i guess the memo didnt get thru that it was a fucking TV... and it got demolishedddd too.
04:04 < catbeard> beezos needs your MONEY
04:04 < AustinS> kinda my fault for packing it like shit, but.. damn fedex destroyed that lol
04:04 < BytesAndCoffee> catbeard: doyoubelieveinlifeafterlo.ve
04:04 < catbeard> icanfeelsomethinginsideme.se
04:05 < BytesAndCoffee> ireallydontthinkyourestrongenough.no
04:05 < catbeard> who.re
04:05 < catbeard> i rly need that one
04:06 < Hunterkll> AustinS, this is why i keep the original box for my TVs
04:06 < Hunterkll> lol
04:06 < Hunterkll> AustinS, also, depending on how you ship it, there may be some basic insurance to get you like $50-200 or some shit
04:06 < Hunterkll> er, with who
04:06 < BytesAndCoffee> catbeard: my old nick was yazdmich
04:06 < BytesAndCoffee> i had the best domain hack
04:06 < BytesAndCoffee> yazdmi.ch
04:06 < BytesAndCoffee> but people thought i was swiss, not clever
04:06 < catbeard> i had goddamn.it
04:07 < BytesAndCoffee> now i have bytes.coffee
04:07 < xamithan> so your email is bytes@bytes.coffee ?
04:07 < BytesAndCoffee> i don't have email set up on my domain
04:07 < rpifan> that was good fattening food
04:08 < rpifan> i left a 50 percent tip
04:08 < BytesAndCoffee> i guess i could
04:08 < xamithan> You rich man leaving a 50 percent tip
04:08 < catbeard> an@l.poundi.ng
04:08 < BytesAndCoffee> i wonder what the biggest tip i've left has been
04:09 < BytesAndCoffee> i have a phone number that ends in bytes
04:09 < BytesAndCoffee> i was so fucking pleased with myself
04:09 < Hunterkll> well
04:09 < Hunterkll> i mean
04:09 < Hunterkll> that's one way to get arrested
04:09 < xamithan> People still use phones?
04:09 < Hunterkll> dump your menstraul cup on trump's hollywood star
04:09 < Hunterkll> and post about it on facebook
04:09 < xamithan> That is so 90s
04:09 < BytesAndCoffee> Hunterkll: how
04:09 < BytesAndCoffee> oh
04:10 < catbeard> talking about stormy daniels?
04:10 < catbeard> only difference between her and lewinski is one got famous before blowing the prez
04:10 < BytesAndCoffee> xamithan: yeah but the 90's are making a comeback
04:10 < xamithan> The 80s are still in demand until stranger things ends
04:10 < Hunterkll> BytesAndCoffee, https://i.imgur.com/LGqvKY0.png
04:10 <+layer-eight> * Hunterkll →  IMAGE/PNG Document, 559,654 bytes
04:10 < xamithan> 90s like..  never really left,  listen to the radio, lol
04:11 < BytesAndCoffee> Hunterkll: what a diva
04:11 < BytesAndCoffee> :>
04:11 < BytesAndCoffee> so i had my AC on all afternoon
04:11 < Hunterkll> BytesAndCoffee, even better... https://i.imgur.com/XQzWOWE.png
04:11 <+layer-eight> * Hunterkll →  IMAGE/PNG Document, 642,784 bytes
04:11 < rpifan> yes
04:11 < rpifan> very
04:11 < BytesAndCoffee> all the windows closed
04:12 < BytesAndCoffee> i go out on my balcony to toss something in the recycling
04:12 < BytesAndCoffee> ...its cooler outside than in
04:12 < BytesAndCoffee> even with the AC on max
04:12 < Hunterkll> loooool
04:12 < catbeard> BytesAndCoffee: you should get your HVAC inspected
04:12 < Hunterkll> catbeard, probably froze up and/or needs a fitler change
04:12 < Hunterkll> lol
04:12 < BytesAndCoffee> catbeard: highrise apartment with no central air
04:13 < BytesAndCoffee> Hunterkll: brand new window-mount unit
04:13 < catbeard> no ground spinner units?
04:13 < Hunterkll> lol
04:13 < BytesAndCoffee> catbeard: ?
04:13 < catbeard> the ac units that normally go on the ground with the pizza rack and fan lolz
04:13 < BytesAndCoffee> im on the 14th floor
04:13 < catbeard> oh no central
04:13 < BytesAndCoffee> i don't think you can run refrig. lines that high
04:13 < catbeard> ya that sux
04:14 < Hunterkll> BytesAndCoffee, they normally put it on the roof if it's THAT big
04:14 < Hunterkll> lol
04:14 < BytesAndCoffee> Hunterkll: yeah
04:14 < catbeard> are you on the 14th floor or the "13th" floor?
04:14 < BytesAndCoffee> "13th"
04:14 < catbeard> i got a friend in one of those nearby
04:14 < BytesAndCoffee> we almost moved in to 1408
04:15 < BytesAndCoffee> almost
04:15 < BytesAndCoffee> i was like "NOPE"
04:15 < xamithan> why?
04:15 < BytesAndCoffee> i am not living in a fucking never-check-out run
04:15 < BytesAndCoffee> room
04:15 < BytesAndCoffee> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1408_(film)
04:15 < Hunterkll> ill do it
04:15 < rootsudo> fuck
04:15 <+layer-eight> * BytesAndCoffee →  1408 (film) - Wikipedia
04:15 < rootsudo> they aren't kidding about the psychology of buying something that's more expensive makes it better
04:15 < Hunterkll> rootsudo, quit fucking your keyboard
04:15 < Hunterkll> thats gross
04:16 < xamithan> I bet you believe in ghosts too you superstitious bastard
04:16 < Hunterkll> rootsudo, this $15 handle of vodka disagrees with you
04:16 < catbeard> Hunterkll: take your keyboard, turn it upside down, bang on top, release knuckle crumbs and hairs
04:16 < rootsudo> all the good domain names are taken
04:16 < rootsudo> it's fucking bullshit
04:16 < xamithan> They aren't,  just all the short good ones and short ones
04:16 < rootsudo> how am I to start a shitty brand now
04:17 < catbeard> rootsudo: plenty of tlds
04:17 < catbeard> or you can start your own tld
04:17 < BytesAndCoffee> Hunterkll: fun fact, running 2nd-rate vodka through an activated charcoal filter a few times greatly improves it
04:17 < rootsudo> I want a fucking .com, but man, addictive.ly is nice
04:17 < rootsudo> That's just a great brand/lifestyle there
04:17 < catbeard> .fucking
04:17 < xamithan> If you are a libian
04:17 < xamithan> Sure
04:17 < BytesAndCoffee> i mean
04:17 < xamithan> Lybian*
04:17 < BytesAndCoffee> .coffee
04:17 < BytesAndCoffee> there is a .coffee domain
04:17 < catbeard> manywaystoshowlove@myfavoriteis.fucking
04:18 < BytesAndCoffee> s/domain/TLD
04:18 < Hunterkll> catbeard, my keyboard's actually A.) relatively new and B.) raised keys on a flat surface. I can literally shake it clean
04:18 <+layer-eight> [SED BytesAndCoffee] there is a .coffee TLD
04:18 < catbeard> Hunterkll: if you shake it more than twice, you're playing with it
04:18 < Hunterkll> it is a mechanical gaming keyboard...
04:18 < rootsudo> cannabinsafe.com
04:18 < BytesAndCoffee> Hunterkll: blues?
04:19 < Hunterkll> Otemu blues, yea
04:19 < Hunterkll> shit was $39.99 on amazon
04:19 < BytesAndCoffee> good shit
04:19 < Hunterkll> i literally bought a new one and tore up the old one for spare switches
04:19 < catbeard> pretty happy with hp omen, not blue but works great
04:19 < Hunterkll> catbeard, i can just canned air this shit clean - https://i.imgur.com/3g1pWQ4.jpg
04:19 <+layer-eight> * Hunterkll →  IMAGE/JPEG Document, 911,756 bytes
04:19 < Hunterkll> $39.99 on amazon
04:19 < BytesAndCoffee> its not a keyboard unless people can hear you from 100 miles away
04:19 < Hunterkll> lol
04:19 < Hunterkll> BytesAndCoffee, on a work call someone said okay who's got the hacker keyboard
04:20 < catbeard> CLACK CLACK CLICKITY CLACK... ah fuck Hunterkll is en route
04:20 < Hunterkll> BytesAndCoffee, oh, and by the way, looks like catbeard finally went to the doctor - https://i.imgur.com/o4LjmLU.png
04:20 <+layer-eight> * Hunterkll →  IMAGE/PNG Document, 314,323 bytes
04:20 < MillerBOSS> Is it Friday?
04:20 < Hunterkll> SHOTS!
04:20 < BytesAndCoffee> Hunterkll: don't lie, that was your Rx
04:20 < rootsudo> I know, if I buy a domain with safe in it
04:20 < Hunterkll> BytesAndCoffee, i don't have a vagina yet
04:21 < rootsudo> it means I'm safe
04:21 < catbeard> more like https://i.imgur.com/XlWHuT0.jpg
04:21 <+layer-eight> * catbeard →  IMAGE/JPEG Document, 31,941 bytes
04:21 < rootsudo> pharsafe.com
04:21 < rootsudo> We put the questionable in online spplements
04:21 < BytesAndCoffee> Hunterkll: what, too pussy to get a pussy?
04:21 < Hunterkll> 'yet'
04:21 < Hunterkll> YOU'RE NOT A REAL MAN YET UNLESS YOU CHOP YOUR DICK OFF AND GET A VAGINA
04:22 < rpifan> 15 dollars on a 30 dollar meal
04:22 < BytesAndCoffee> i legit had someone tell me that i don't know what a /real/ asthma attack is
04:22 < BytesAndCoffee> when i was on my way to the ER because i was having a hard enough time breathing that i nearly passed out at work
04:22 < Hunterkll> BytesAndCoffee, catch it. https://i.imgur.com/TVIh7EB.png
04:22 <+layer-eight> * Hunterkll →  IMAGE/PNG Document, 448,250 bytes
04:23 < rpifan> man
04:23 < rpifan> there is actually na asthma cure
04:24 < BytesAndCoffee> and the ER doc prescribed 6x ventolin, 6x atrovent (pretty much atropine in an MDI), and oral prednisone
04:24 < BytesAndCoffee> "if it gets worse, we need you to come back in for a course of prednisone"
04:25 < BytesAndCoffee> if thats not the ER doc saying "we just stopped an asthma attack" i don't know what is
04:25 < rpifan> yea
04:25 < rpifan> i have asthma
04:25 < MillerBOSS> What is this cancer chat? Am I on the discord?
04:25 < Hunterkll> this is MillerBOSS -> https://i.imgur.com/0yyXgAi.png
04:25 <+layer-eight> * Hunterkll →  IMAGE/PNG Document, 371,108 bytes
04:25 < rpifan> i also have / had cancer
04:25 < rpifan> and hiv
04:25 < rootsudo> is it freezing in WI MillerBOSS
04:25 < MillerBOSS> Totally Hunterkll
04:25 < rpifan> im gonna betray debian and just go to elementary os
04:26 < MillerBOSS> Nah. Thunderstorms but hot and muggy today
04:26 < BytesAndCoffee> rpifan: the macOS of linux
04:26 < catbeard> 95f here
04:26 < MillerBOSS> 95 this weekend
04:26 < Hunterkll> BytesAndCoffee, https://i.imgur.com/8xW3ejk.png
04:26 <+layer-eight> * Hunterkll →  IMAGE/PNG Document, 550,577 bytes
04:26 < rpifan> yea
04:26 < rpifan> i know
04:26 < rpifan> but it just works
04:27 < catbeard> so does gentoo
04:27 < Hunterkll> ^
04:27 < Hunterkll> if 14 year old me can run gentoo just fine
04:27 < BytesAndCoffee> and ubuntu
04:27 < Hunterkll> so can you
04:27 < Hunterkll> BytesAndCoffee, fucking hell that does not just work
04:27 < BytesAndCoffee> Hunterkll: it does better than gentoo
04:27 < Hunterkll> 11 year old me could install SuSE easier than ubuntu's installer is today for dual boot
04:27 < Hunterkll> ,.!..
04:27 < Hunterkll> it was my first linux too
04:27 < rootsudo> Hunterkll bullshit
04:27 < rootsudo> it's no lilo bullshit and it's all automatic with a gui
04:27 < rootsudo> lilo/grub
04:27 < rootsudo> my first linux was mandrake
04:27 < xamithan> use alternate installer and you good
04:27 < Hunterkll> SuSE did that shit all automatic rootsudo
04:28 < xamithan> default one sucks
04:28 < BytesAndCoffee> my first linux was ubuntu
04:28 < Hunterkll> it was meant as a business distro
04:28 < catbeard> my first linux was openbsd
04:28 < rootsudo> Hunterkll well that's why you don't use sun products
04:28 < rootsudo> wait oracle bought suse
04:28 < Hunterkll> ... ?
04:28 < Hunterkll> what?
04:28 < rootsudo> not sun
04:28 < Hunterkll> ....
04:28 < Hunterkll> ....
04:28 < rootsudo> who bought suse
04:28 < Hunterkll> it's a mess of attachemate/novell
04:28 < Hunterkll> or something
04:28 < rootsudo> novell sounds right
04:28 < rpifan> my first linux was um
04:28 < catbeard> novell hasn't been relevant for a while
04:28 < Hunterkll> well, i forget who owned who
04:28 < rpifan> something that ran kde
04:28 < rpifan> i dont remember
04:28 < BytesAndCoffee> novell netware
04:28 < rpifan> i took a linux trianig thing when i was 14
04:29 < rpifan> also ubuntu is more evil then E os
04:29 < Hunterkll> rootsudo, but ubuntu installer literally had more steps than suse AND blasted a windows partition it said it would preserve
04:29 < Hunterkll> so
04:29 < Hunterkll> i'll rank it as worse
04:29 < BytesAndCoffee> what even was netware
04:29 < rootsudo> Hunterkll probably mistranslation in the GUI
04:29 < rootsudo> I'd report that
04:29 < Hunterkll> BytesAndCoffee, think AD before MS got their shit together
04:29 < catbeard> if i'm installing linux at all, i'm not worried about a windows partition
04:29 < BytesAndCoffee> ah
04:29 < rootsudo> holy fuck why do I have this attachment on .ly names
04:29 < rootsudo> they're fucking so cute like vitaminly
04:30 < Hunterkll> rootsudo, there's also a shitload of other technical issues with it too i have, such as code that runs on Solaris, HP-UX, AIX, Gentoo, Slackware, RHEL, SLES, Debian, but breaks on ubuntu because of their fuckhead stupid shit
04:30 < Hunterkll> rootsudo, yea, Novell bought SuSE a couple yeaars after i first got it
04:30 < Hunterkll> i started with like 6.1
04:30 < rpifan> there are too many linuxies
04:30 < Hunterkll> i think 7 or 8 was the first post-novell release
04:31 < Hunterkll> rootsudo, AH! in 2011 Novell was acquired by attachmate, which made SuSE a separate BU
04:31 < catbeard> subgraph alpha is ok
04:31 < catbeard> so far
04:31 < Hunterkll> which ...
04:31 < Hunterkll> Attachmate was bought by microfocus
04:31 < Hunterkll> but they didn't fuck with the SuSE BU
04:31 < Hunterkll> so that's good
04:32 < Hunterkll> holy shit
04:32 < rpifan> i dont even see hte purpose of suse anyway
04:32 < Hunterkll> what?
04:32 < Hunterkll> rpifan, same purpose as red hat?
04:32 < rpifan> its an rpm / deb world
04:32 < rpifan> red hat
04:32 < rpifan> is  big red dog
04:32 < rpifan> clifford the linux
04:32 < Hunterkll> SuSE is a big dog in euroland
04:32 < Hunterkll> just as big
04:32 < MadCamel> I just want to die. New job has a list of approved software. Unapproved = nogo. This includes python modules. Security review process is 3 months long.. and whoever pushes software through for approval is responsible for it forever
04:33 < Hunterkll> I just figured out why I Adapted to slackware so EASILY when I went from SuSE to slackware
04:33 < BytesAndCoffee> MadCamel: ...
04:33 < Hunterkll> ........
04:33 < rpifan> oh well
04:33 < rpifan> get a new job
04:33 < Hunterkll> they both came from SLS Linux
04:33 < rpifan> suse ist DE
04:33 < rpifan> right
04:33 < Hunterkll> was
04:33 < Hunterkll> rpifan, Patrick Volkerding was part of the S.u.S.E. Linux 1.0 distribution release
04:33 < Hunterkll> :)
04:33 < BytesAndCoffee> MadCamel: salt and burn
04:34 < Hunterkll> helped translate slackware scripts into german
04:34 < Hunterkll> hahaha
04:34 < Hunterkll> SuSE 1.0 was just german slackware/SLS i guess
04:34 < MadCamel> BytesAndCoffee: buckets of cash
04:34 < BytesAndCoffee> MadCamel: $100k?
04:34 < MadCamel> closer to 200
04:34 < BytesAndCoffee> fuck
04:34 < BytesAndCoffee> fuck
04:34 < Hunterkll> lol
04:34 < rpifan> but
04:34 < rpifan> suse didnt creat
04:34 < rpifan> ansible
04:34 < rpifan> and all the stuff
04:34 < rpifan> that we use
04:34 < rpifan> now
04:35 < Hunterkll> That you use, maybe.
04:35 < rpifan> everyone uses ansible
04:35 < rpifan> ansible is god
04:36 < Hunterkll> SCCM baby
04:36 < rpifan> everything else is carp
04:36 < ouemt> rpifan: NASA uses suse on the Pleiades supercomputer
04:36 < rpifan> nasa is meh
04:36 < MadCamel> I use chef because I love the swedish chef.
04:36 < rpifan> nasa cannot into mars
04:36 < Hunterkll> but they already into mars
04:36 < ouemt> multiple times in fact, sometimes slightly more forcefully than others :)
04:36 < rpifan> not humans
04:37 < Hunterkll> VERSIONS
04:37 < Hunterkll> HOW DO THEY FUCKING WORK
04:37 < Hunterkll> OPENSUSE LEAP: 42.3 PREVIOUS VERSION
04:37 < Hunterkll> OPENSUSE LEAP: 15.0 CURRENT VERSION
04:37 < catbeard> Qubes is quite a bit more secure
04:37 < catbeard> as far as compartmentalization
04:37 < rpifan> but qubes is a speciality os
04:37 < Hunterkll> catbeard, windows is heading in that driection with shit like credential guard and HVCI
04:37 < rpifan> will we see windows on linux kernel?
04:38 < Hunterkll> rpifan, the opposite
04:38 < Hunterkll> we have linux on NT kernel now
04:38 < Hunterkll> WSL is as equally native as Win32
04:38 < Hunterkll> they're both just translation layers to NT syscalls
04:38 < Hunterkll> and they operate in their own address space and all that shit
04:38 < rpifan> disgusting
04:38 < catbeard> so it's a rootkit os
04:38 < catbeard> lol
04:38 < catbeard> just makes dlsym calls
04:38 < Hunterkll> rpifan, it used to be Win32/OS2/POSIX and dos NTVDM
04:39 < Hunterkll> just think of WSL as the new POSIX environment subsystem
04:39 < MadCamel> when they add a plan9 layer I'll be impressed.
04:39 < misspwn> rootsudo, my ticket for you is INCbuts6969
04:39 < rpifan> microsfot aix?
04:39 < Hunterkll> MadCamel, you could, in theory, add your own
04:39 < Hunterkll> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Architecture_of_Windows_NT#/media/File:Windows_2000_architecture.svg
04:39 <+layer-eight> * Hunterkll →  Architecture of Windows NT - Wikipedia
04:39 < Hunterkll> See the 'environment subsystems' section
04:39 < Hunterkll> grab a copy of the XP source code and get crackin'
04:39 < catbeard> look at this graph of how much i don't care
04:40 < MadCamel> I could also try to put my house on wheels and drive it up the street but..
04:40 < Hunterkll> I think I have a book on NT 3.51 development of env support
04:40 < Hunterkll> i'll have to look around
04:41 < MadCamel> nt on alpha was fun.
04:41 < catbeard> OpenSeuss
04:42 < Hunterkll> MadCamel, i want NT on a powerpc thinkpad
04:42 < Hunterkll> :D
04:42 < MadCamel> wait the made powerpc thinkpads?
04:42 < MadCamel> they?
04:42 < Hunterkll> MadCamel, yes
04:42 < Hunterkll> MadCamel, NT 3.51 or AIX preloaded
04:43 < Hunterkll> http://www.os2museum.com/wp/ibm-thinkpad-power-series-850/
04:43 < rpifan> why cant we just have ms with linux
04:43 <+layer-eight> * Hunterkll →  IBM ThinkPad Power Series 850 | OS/2 Museum
04:43 < Hunterkll> and solaris
04:43 < rpifan> and just a hand full of distro
04:43 < rpifan> why r nerds so full of fiefdoms
04:43 < aName> Anyone have any experience with cheap LED projectors? Looking for something 720p+ >300USD
04:44 < Hunterkll> you mean less than, not greater than?
04:44 < rootsudo> cheap, but uses >3k
04:44 < Hunterkll> cuz i can go all day on greater than
04:44 < MadCamel> now I want one
04:44 < Hunterkll> :D
04:44 < aName> Hunterkll: It's friday night and I'm inebriated, sue me
04:45 < aName> They're bad symbols
04:45 < aName> Mirror rotations of symbols are not unique symbols, goddammit
04:45 < MadCamel> I wish I had never gotten rid of my taddpole sparcbook
04:45 < aName> MadCamel: sparcbook, aren't you fancy
04:46 < aName> I had a pizzabox
04:46 < BytesAndCoffee> sparcbook?
04:46 < Hunterkll> god
04:46 < Hunterkll> yes
04:46 < Hunterkll> tadpoles
04:46 < aName> but it took 5v SDRAM
04:46 < aName> which was ugh
04:46 < Hunterkll> MadCamel, i know someone with like 4
04:46 < Hunterkll> :(
04:46 < Hunterkll> he wont gib me one
04:46 < Hunterkll> i can't beg too much because he's my linux team boss :/
04:46 < Hunterkll> he did give me a free iMac G5 though
04:46 < Hunterkll> and didn't even charge me shipping for it
04:46 < MadCamel> yeah they are like gold. or the ring. my presssious
04:46 < catbeard> Hunterkll: what are you an underboss?
04:46 < catbeard> or do you qualify as lackey
04:47 < Hunterkll> i'm pretty autonomous really
04:47 < Hunterkll> but i ahve like 5 bosses maybe?
04:47 < aName> I dunno, I'll keep my modern laptop
04:47 < aName> The one with a 4k screen and 16GB of RAM
04:47 < aName> ya know?
04:47 < Hunterkll> my primary linux laptop is a PowerBook G4
04:47 < Hunterkll> 1.33GHz w/2GB ram & 128GB SSD
04:47 < Hunterkll> new battery n everything
04:47 < Hunterkll> runs gentoo
04:47 < Church-> Heya MadCamel
04:47 < MadCamel> hi hi
04:47 < Church-> Hunterkll: Heh, nice.
04:47 < BytesAndCoffee> aName: nice
04:47 < mtnielsen> I have a 7" tablet 4 times as powerful as that...
04:47 < BytesAndCoffee> i wish i could have gotten 4k
04:48 < rootsudo> Hunterkll sounds like hell
04:48 < aName> BytesAndCoffee: lol not bragging, just sayin'
04:48 < Hunterkll> Church-, mSATA to laptop IDE formfactor adapter
04:48 < Hunterkll> haha
04:48 < BytesAndCoffee> but i have 3k and 32GB
04:48 < rootsudo> honestly I want to buy a surfacebook
04:48 < rootsudo> but I don't wanan go away from OSXX
04:48 < Church-> MadCamel: So waiting to hear back two mondays from now, fairly certain I have this new gig.
04:48 < Hunterkll> rootsudo, nah, that's what the iMac G5 is for - it does the compiling for me
04:48 < Church-> Or I hope so at least.
04:48 < Hunterkll> rootsudo, oh god the surface book is SO worth it
04:48 < rootsudo> Hunterkll what year is it
04:48 < MadCamel> Congrats!
04:48 < BytesAndCoffee> rootsudo: yeah but WSL
04:48 < rootsudo> BytesAndCoffee WSL?
04:48 < BytesAndCoffee> WSL
04:48 < aName> What I want to see is a modern thin-and-light laptop but with an e-ink display
04:48 < rootsudo> Honestly my MBpro is 4 years old now
04:48 < Church-> MadCamel: Heh don't congrats me yet. :P Still not confirmed.
04:48 < catbeard> windows sucks legs
04:48 < aName> I get that the refresh rate makes it unsuitable for desktop applications
04:48 < aName> I don't care
04:48 < rootsudo> I think it's time to sell it, but it's not bad
04:48 < rootsudo> but fuck I hate windows 10
04:49 < Hunterkll> Win10 isn't bad at all
04:49 < Church-> Certainly want it though. Good pay, working from home with some travel, nice title/promotion.
04:49 < Hunterkll> though i dislike it makes me use the mouse more than 8/8.1 does
04:49 < aName> And it should have a ton of off-beat ports
04:49 < Hunterkll> :'(
04:49 < Church-> Very nice PTO/
04:49 < aName> like 'why do you have a PCMCIA slot in 2018'
04:49 < Hunterkll> lol
04:49 < Hunterkll> aName, PCMCIA? PFFFF PCCARD all the way
04:49 < aName> 'So I can use this obscure bit of kit no one has made since the late 90s'
04:49 < Church-> aName: You and so many other people. :P
04:49 < Church-> Hunterkll: I want vCards to come back too lol.
04:50 < Hunterkll> ....
04:50  * Church- liked vCards
04:50 < catbeard> uh because it doesn't burn in my mac on spoofed packets with my trust pcmcia to cat5
04:50 < mtnielsen> but does the surface book have a 4g SIM port...slot...?
04:50 < BytesAndCoffee> anyone know a powershell oneliner to get current processes?
04:50 < aName> Hunterkll: Mind, I'm not calling PCMCIA obscure
04:50 < catbeard> *trusty
04:50 < mtnielsen> BytesAndCoffee get-process ?
04:50 < aName> Hunterkll: Just like... I can imagine some weird purpose built card that cost 20k
04:50 < Maarten> oh PCMCIA.... with your crappy ethernet dongles that would always break
04:50 < BytesAndCoffee> not just powershell processes
04:50 < Hunterkll> Church-, CardBus vs PCMCIA
04:50 < aName> Maarten: The pop-out jack is where it was at
04:50 < Hunterkll> PCMCIA was 16 bit ISA
04:50 < Hunterkll> cardbus was 32 bit PCI
04:50 < BytesAndCoffee> but like, top or ps
04:50 < mtnielsen> BytesAndCoffee get-process powershell ?
04:50 < aName> Maarten: Cost a bit more, but worth it
04:50 < Maarten> aName, that came later :D
04:51 < catbeard> procps
04:51 < catbeard> good times
04:51 < aName> Maarten: Fucked if I know. Laptops were like three grand back then
04:51 < catbeard> then there's always 'broken yum' issues
04:51 < MadCamel> that's exactly why I like the old ones. Can play with toys I oogled over but could never afford.
04:52 < aName> MadCamel: Fair enough
04:52 < catbeard> those boxes you login to and MOTD says DO NOT YUM UPDATE IT IS BROKEN
04:52 < aName> MadCamel: I don't really have any of that
04:52 < aName> Maarten: I abstracted all the hardware
04:52 < aName> MadCamel: ^
04:52 < Hunterkll> aName, tadpole sparc laptops were like $10-20k lol
04:52 < Maarten> aName, I started working in IT in a professional capacity in 1994.... so I ran across all sorts of laptops with PCMCIA under DOS and Windows 3.11.... :D
04:52 < catbeard> like um.. yum versionlock
04:52 < aName> Hunterkll: I believe it
04:52 < Hunterkll> they were military focused for field deployable servers
04:52 < Hunterkll> !
04:52 < aName> Maarten: I still thought girls were gross.
04:52 < Hunterkll> !!!!!!!!!!!! WAT
04:52 < catbeard> ya because the first thing i want under artillery fire is a 2016 server
04:53 < aName> Maarten: But I was an eager learner, although getting hardware was basically impossible
04:53 < Church-> Hmm, I need to find that article and write up my graph library, start data-mining social media websites.
04:53 < mtnielsen> BytesAndCoffee also ps is an alias for get-process
04:53 < aName> Maarten: So now that I have multiple high resolution displays and dozens of gigabytes of RAM, terabytes of storage, it's like 'meh'
04:53 < Hunterkll> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tadpole_Computer
04:53 <+layer-eight> * Hunterkll →  Tadpole Computer - Wikipedia
04:54 < BytesAndCoffee> rootsudo: https://i.imgur.com/qdOjZOo.jpg
04:54 <+layer-eight> * BytesAndCoffee →  IMAGE/JPEG Document, 972,109 bytes
04:54 < BytesAndCoffee> behold, WSL
04:54 < Hunterkll> MadCamel, i want the alpha one
04:54 < rootsudo> BytesAndCoffee look ma im in tron
04:54 < Hunterkll> BytesAndCoffee, what, not running xrdp and RDPing into a full linux desktop? NOOB
04:54 < aName> rootsudo: It's "aesthetic"
04:54 < BytesAndCoffee> https://i.imgur.com/doA6YLu.jpg
04:54 <+layer-eight> * BytesAndCoffee →  IMAGE/JPEG Document, 885,989 bytes
04:54 < rootsudo> aName bullshit, asthetic is citypop
04:54  * aName rolls his eyes
04:54 < aName> k
04:54 < BytesAndCoffee> Hunterkll: i mean, this is pretty much full linux
04:55 < rootsudo> holy shity
04:55 < BytesAndCoffee> just NT pretending to be linux
04:55 < rootsudo> PCMCIA was 16 bit
04:55 < rootsudo> really
04:55 < rpifan> who play with freesheel
04:55 < Hunterkll> BytesAndCoffee, Win32 is NT pretending to be win9x
04:55 < Hunterkll> so
04:55 < Maarten> aName nostalgia is cool sometimes :) But then, I have always been surrounded by datacenters full of rows and rows of computers and hardware..... my wife would get annoyed if i came home with like a 6U sized compaq server that was decommisioned that I would run in the garage because it was louder than an airplane... :D
04:55 < aName> I suppose old hardware also did a lot less to protect you from yourself
04:55 < rootsudo> wow PCMCIA 10/100 nics are going for 75$+
04:55 < BytesAndCoffee> Hunterkll: exactly
04:56 < BytesAndCoffee> NT personalities
04:56 < MadCamel> Maarten: you sound like you know this from experience ;)
04:56 < aName> I kind of both love and hate that the reset button for our chiller at work is deep in the back at the bottom of the unit, you know, behind 220 lines and a belt that'll tear your arm off
04:56 < aName> I don't know what it is about large appliance manufacturers that they have to make everything terrible
04:56 < Church-> Wonder what the best way to start data-mining social media would be for profiles, colate and find any matching profiles, combine their data-sets, and friend lists into one.
04:56 < Church-> Hmm.
04:57 < aName> Like... could you put a little door next to the button? Naw, too hard.
04:57 < Church-> Scraping would take too long.
04:57 < aName> Reach through this dangerous space while laying on your belly with a flashlight
04:57 < Hunterkll> BytesAndCoffee, rootsudo  - https://i.imgur.com/GHOp5oc.png
04:57 <+layer-eight> * Hunterkll →  IMAGE/PNG Document, 1,130,162 bytes
04:57 < Hunterkll> THAT'S how you do WSL
04:57 < MadCamel> Church-: Quiz apps that ask for access to all their data.
04:57 < Maarten> MadCamel, I was constantly having to dispose of old servers for some employers, and I was like..... wait a minute, this is GOOD hardware! Boss, can I take this? Boss: yeah just wipe the drives will you? Me: OK :)
04:57 < aName> You're SUPPOSED to turn everything off before hitting it
04:57 < aName> But there's no interlock to prevent you from sticking your hand in
04:58 < MadCamel> Or your dangly bits, if you're in to that
04:58 < aName> My furnace is the same way at home, you have to be like squatting while holding the button with one hand and pressing down a valve with another...
04:58 < aName> While trying to observe the pilot and seeing if the flame catches
04:58 < aName> The people who design these things must be big into yoga
04:59 < aName> that's all I can figure
04:59 < BytesAndCoffee> Hunterkll: cat /proc/version
04:59 < Church-> MadCamel: Problem with that is that permissions are more fine-grained on mobile now which is what most people do.
04:59 < Hunterkll> BytesAndCoffee, where?
04:59 < BytesAndCoffee> on your wsl
04:59 < BytesAndCoffee> or are you not actually using wsl
05:00 < MadCamel> Church-: ahh true. Heh.. I wonder what perms are needed for screen capture?
05:00 < Church-> MadCamel: Eh, I'm also trying to go about this in a mostly legal way.
05:00 < aName> read on the x server's dir?
05:00 < aName> that's what I'd start with
05:00 < aName> But I dunno shit about linux video
05:01 < rootsudo> https://ocw.mit.edu/courses/electrical-engineering-and-computer-science/6-00sc-introduction-to-computer-science-and-programming-spring-2011/
05:01 <+layer-eight> * rootsudo →  Introduction to Computer Science and Programming | Electrical Engineering and Computer Science | MIT OpenCourseWare
05:01 < rootsudo> I should listen to this
05:01 < Hunterkll> BytesAndCoffee, https://i.imgur.com/1LbssGQ.png
05:01 <+layer-eight> * Hunterkll →  IMAGE/PNG Document, 1,270,988 bytes
05:01 < Hunterkll> BytesAndCoffee, i hope the RDP address of 'localhost' didn't scare you off either :p
05:02 < BytesAndCoffee> oh
05:02 < MadCamel> Church-: I meant like a facebook app that ties into their API though. The easiest way to get someone's data is for them to click "Accept"
05:02 < BytesAndCoffee> my brain is not at 100%
05:02 < Hunterkll> lol
05:02 < Hunterkll> first screenshot showed the xrdp daemon launch and port
05:02 < Church-> MadCamel: True, got that afterwards.
05:02 < Hunterkll> I just RDP to localhost:3390 and login
05:02 < BytesAndCoffee> Hunterkll: why the overhead of xrdp
05:02 < BytesAndCoffee> im just running a local x server
05:02 < Hunterkll> it's not really overhead?
05:02 < Church-> MadCamel: Damn, can't see peoples friend's lists arbitrarly anymore it seems.
05:03 < Hunterkll> BytesAndCoffee, and while this example is pitiful, i can run full KDE etc
05:03 < rootsudo> what's a passive way to make a dollar per hour forever
05:03 < Church-> rootsudo: On your back?
05:03 < Hunterkll> you just have to average it you see
05:03 < rootsudo> $1/hr = $24/day  = $720/month = $8640
05:03 < rootsudo> per year
05:03 < rootsudo> if you can do that 4 times, or to $4/hour
05:03 < rootsudo> that means you can live anywhere in the world, you're free
05:03 < rootsudo> just 4$/hour
05:04 < Hunterkll> Church-, sounds like he wants 4 dicks at a time
05:04 < MadCamel> wind or hydroelectric turbine
05:04 < aName> rootsudo: hold on
05:07 < MadCamel> say 8 cents/kilowatt-hour so you'd need a 12kw wind turbine if it's always windy. uprate to maybe 30kw and you'd probably make $1/hour on average if you got any wind in your area
05:07 < Daiwo> Is is possible to enable launching 8.3-Short file name (DOS-based 8.3 short file name) from the Run prompt dialog box ? .. ie: <Win+R> PROGRA~1
05:07 < Daiwo> for some reason, I recall being able to run those from prompt before.. but now i can only use those form CLI
05:08 < BytesAndCoffee> Hunterkll: http://ix.io/1dw4/batch http://ix.io/1dw5/bash
05:08 < Maarten> Pretty sure XP was the last windows you could do that still, but I could be wrong
05:08 < Hunterkll> Daiwo, i don't know that, but i do know that /windows/system32/notepad.exe will work to launch a program
05:08 < Hunterkll> :P
05:09 < Hunterkll> BytesAndCoffee, *shrug*
05:09 < Hunterkll> i did something like that before
05:09 < Hunterkll> this was something that kali reccomended tho
05:09 < Daiwo> for instance.. to get list of your system assigned DOS-based file name: type C:\> dir /S /P /X
05:09 < Hunterkll> so w/e
05:09 < Church-> Hunterkll: Bingo, we need to work out the shaft to shaft coefficient.
05:09 < Church-> Hunterkll: rootsudo: http://badawi.io/reddit/OptimalTipToTipEfficiency
05:09 < Daiwo> you'l get list of all your shortname-assigned file and dir listed
05:09 <+layer-eight> * Church- →  APPLICATION/PDF Document, 651,330 bytes
05:09 < Church-> There you go.
05:09 < BytesAndCoffee> Hunterkll: i have a shortcut pinned as a tile in my start menu
05:10 < rootsudo> fundmonitor2fbi@hotmail.com>
05:10 < Hunterkll> Daiwo, i think them working was a fucntion of the filesystem having both
05:10 < BytesAndCoffee> and after WSL finishes "booting", im in
05:10 < aName> rootsudo: About 150k at 5% interest gets you a 7500 return the first year, and 11,600 on the 10th year.
05:10 < aName> rootsudo: So... having money would do it
05:10 < Hunterkll> Church-, ... is taht fucking real
05:10 < rootsudo> aName good luck finding 5%
05:10 < aName> rootsudo: It's not *too* crazy
05:11 < aName> rootsudo: 200k at 3% might be "easier" though
05:11 < rootsudo> aName traditional banking vechicales don't offer 5%, Ally bank tops out at 2%, stock market 5% is possible with bluechips,
05:11 < AustinS> Hunterkll, (super delayed :p) yea im sure there was like maybe 50-100 of insurance but i didn't feel like making the shipping people at work go thru that.  they already paid to ship it
05:11 < rootsudo> I don't know any 5% investment and CD's are fucking scams and that also makes the money unavailable
05:11 < rootsudo> I'd say 100K now in bitcoin
05:11 < AustinS> i just .. shook my head in horror.. waited a day or two and then just drug it to the dumpster lol
05:11 < rootsudo> you'd make 10% in 3 months
05:12 < aName> rootsudo: Yes, if you just stick your money into the bank it doesn't perform very well
05:12 < aName> rootsudo: umm... have you checked the BTC slope lately?
05:12 < rootsudo> aName yes, you buy now
05:12 < Hunterkll> aName, that's why he's saying right now
05:12 < Hunterkll> lol
05:12 < Hunterkll> rootsudo, i've made 19% on tesla this year
05:12 < rootsudo> 4 weeks ago it was 9.5. 8 weeks ago it was 6.5
05:12 < Hunterkll> ;)
05:12 < rootsudo> I made 20K on bitcoin in Jan
05:13 < Hunterkll> 6% on nVidia
05:13 < Hunterkll> 5.62% on Amazon
05:13 < rootsudo> Hunterkll AMD?
05:13 < Hunterkll> fuck that
05:13 < Hunterkll> S&P match fund 2.17%
05:13 < rootsudo> 😂 no WSB?
05:13 < Hunterkll> Apple only 1.96%
05:13 < Hunterkll> Microsoft 1.93%
05:13 < Hunterkll> my what i thought would be good
05:13 < Hunterkll> fuckin weed stocks
05:13 < Hunterkll> only 0.53%
05:13 < Hunterkll> bonds of course small, 0.10%
05:13 < aName> Hunterkll: Once it goes federal
05:13 < Hunterkll> US bonds DOWN 0.20%
05:14 < aName> Hunterkll: It'll explode
05:14 < aName> Hunterkll: That you can't use banks really sucks
05:14 < Hunterkll> general multi-indstury high dividend fund 2.99%
05:14 < MadCamel> at least gotta keep ahead of the 2%(targeted, we don't always hit it) per year inflation rate. Otherwise you're just losing money
05:15 < Hunterkll> i'm amused
05:15 < Hunterkll> i'm fucking AMUSED
05:15 < AustinS> oh man
05:15 < Hunterkll> My only investment that's doing shit
05:15 < javi404> fucking google apps is starting to suck
05:15 < AustinS> my NVDA/AMZN O_O
05:15 < Hunterkll> is my US government bonds
05:15 < Hunterkll> AustinS, PROFITS ARE UP
05:15 < AustinS> 79% on AMZN this year
05:15 < aName> Hunterkll: Tangentially, there's a market for a recirculating supercritical co2 extraction process.
05:15 < AustinS> 85% all time
05:15 < Hunterkll> actually
05:15 < AustinS> 80%/153% for nvda :o i def bought a while ago/early.. but no regrets
05:15 < Hunterkll> i got a 7 cent dividend from microsoft today
05:15 < aName> lol
05:16 < AustinS> and 62% on Tesla.. but oof I had some ups and downs there
05:16 < AustinS> i boguht a ton of solar city a couple years ago, it skyrocketeddd around December.. got super excited
05:16 < AustinS> and then it fucking tankkeddddd
05:16 < Hunterkll> AustinS, lol i started my weekly buy-in right before daddy musk said "If you don't like volitility don't hold this stock"
05:16 < Hunterkll> lolol
05:16  * aName grumbles about solar city
05:16 < AustinS> but it converted into TSLA and i just held and its kept going up slowly.. so.. I am ok with them now :P
05:16 < Hunterkll> lol
05:16 < aName> http://buffalonews.com/2017/06/23/750-million-question-solar-panel-jobs/
05:16 <+layer-eight> * aName →  The $750 million question: When will SolarCity open? – The Buffalo News
05:17 < AustinS> i got lucky w/ my buy timings, and usually put in a decent chunk of $ each time the market tanked
05:17 < Hunterkll> AustinS, i have an automated weekly buy order every friday
05:17 < AustinS> i'm kinda hesitant to keep up that behavior cause i feel likeee the free rides are over :P
05:17 < AustinS> oh nice :P
05:17 < aName> They did end up opening it
05:17 < aName> But with far fewer jobs lol
05:17 < Hunterkll> AustinS, stashinvest.com
05:17 < Hunterkll> they charge $1/month after the first month
05:17 < Sousapro> Lmao https://www.facebook.com/FakeThemePark/
05:17 < Hunterkll> that's it
05:17 <+layer-eight> * Sousapro →  @FakeThemePark - 41 Photos - Website -
05:17 < Hunterkll> no comissions, no trade fees, etc
05:18 < MillerBOSS> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pi7gwX7rjOw
05:18 <+layer-eight> * MillerBOSS →  YouTube → 3-Way (The Golden Rule) (feat. Justin Timberlake & Lady Gaga) → ⚘ 87,645,093 ↑ 387,243 ↓ 10,739 ✍ 66,599
05:18 < Hunterkll> i have the dividend fund, US treasury fund, Tesla, nVidia, Amazon, market matching fudn, apple, Microsoft, corporate cannabis, and worldwide bonds
05:18 < AustinS> and damn @ overall this year for all my stocks.. and have quite a bit in.. its kinda sad that i was just doing it not thinkng it'd go that well, and ive made a decent chunk of my salary
05:18 < Hunterkll> each one gets $5/month
05:18 < AustinS> well, ok not a decent chunk, but.. more than i thought.  I wish i had enough money (and smarts) to just live off my stocks :P
05:18 < Hunterkll> AustinS, YOU GOTS TO DIVERSIFY YO BONDS NIGGA
05:18 < Sousapro> Fake theme park is funny if you've been in orlando too long
05:18 < Church-> Hunterkll: Eyep.
05:19 < AustinS> amzn is way too much % of my portfolio yea.
05:19 < Church-> It's now a real paper. Has been for a few years.
05:19 < AustinS> but i also just .. live and breathe amazon.  and fuck my ex/friend who was like
05:19 < aName> I do find it amusingly ironic that the western hemisphere's largest solar panel manufacture facility is in a city where it's cloudy 70% of the time
05:19 < aName> Guess we need more of them to make up for it
05:19 < Hunterkll> AustinS, i just got my amazon store credit lol
05:19 < aName> I should see if I can get discounts on the shipping lol
05:19 < AustinS> psh amzn is overpriced.. blah blah.. and I was like .. cloud is huge, their store shit is not just their biz..
05:19 < Hunterkll> ikr?
05:19 < AustinS> and i follow AWS cause i work on it all day.. and it was obviously skyrocketing
05:19 < Hunterkll> AustinS, srsly tho - check out stashinvest.com
05:19 < Hunterkll> set shit up like $50-100/week
05:19 < Hunterkll> and forget about it
05:20 < Hunterkll> then you get reminder emails HEY UR SHIT PAID DIVIDENDS
05:20 < Hunterkll> and ur like "wtf m8"
05:20 < AustinS> amzn is at $1715 now.. my friend talked shit about amazon when it was  ... ~$775-850
05:20 < AustinS> l. o. l. @ him
05:20 < AustinS> and yea im looking at that page now :P
05:20 <+CheckYourSix> I wonder what the ceiling is for Amazon. And why they haven't split yet
05:20 < Hunterkll> AustinS, i also have a monthyl with my bank (USAA) that goes into a mutual fund holding
05:20 < Hunterkll> and my 401k
05:20 < Hunterkll> i just automated that shit
05:20 < Hunterkll> no emotion
05:21 < rpifan> amazon is shit
05:21 < rpifan> it will collapse
05:21 < Hunterkll> sure, i'll cry when it tanks and laugh when it rises
05:21 < rpifan> all hings colalpase
05:21 < Hunterkll> but i'll catch the falls
05:21 < Hunterkll> and i'll catch the highs
05:21 < Hunterkll> it'll work out in the end
05:21 < AustinS> my emotion is usually erratic and i dump in like $15k into robinhood and just go ham on buying shit
05:21 < Hunterkll> i'm really catching the highs with my corporate cannibis fund
05:21 < Hunterkll> :D
05:21 < AustinS> but it's worked out.. so whatever my emotion is is working
05:21 < Hunterkll> i can't tell you how often i bet against myself in currency trading on news bets
05:21 < Hunterkll> and win
05:21 < AustinS>  / its definitely not a healthy one though lmao.. but at leats im picking safe-ish stocks, not just doubling down on penny stocks
05:21 < Hunterkll> lol
05:21 <+CheckYourSix> AustinS: Yeah, but we've been in a bull market for years.
05:21 < Hunterkll> but yea
05:22 < Hunterkll> if you can lose like, $200/month
05:22 < Hunterkll> i highly reccomend stash
05:22 < Hunterkll> automatic. as. fuck
05:22 < AustinS> yeah :p  yeah thats why i was saying above... i am super hesitant now to just dump in a ton
05:22 < Hunterkll> $5/month into each fund
05:22 < Hunterkll> er, a week
05:22 < Hunterkll> $5/week into each fund or stock
05:22 < AustinS> i got access to the robinhood API, if i had better ideas what to dump it into or something..
05:22 < Hunterkll> lol
05:22 < AustinS> i was contemplating doing something like that but wasnt sure :P
05:22 <+CheckYourSix> AustinS: Dollar cost averaging on automatic monthly investments. That's the best way.
05:23 < AustinS> and idk how my Fidelity is doing, i ... that's definitely a set+forget for sure
05:23 <+CheckYourSix> I update my net worth once per month
05:23 <+CheckYourSix> Other than that, it's whatever
05:23 < Hunterkll> i just let it autobuy
05:23 < Hunterkll> and fukit
05:24 <+CheckYourSix> Yup
05:24 < Hunterkll> if it keeps going up? meh
05:24 < Hunterkll> dives? yay!
05:24 < Hunterkll> goes back up? double yay!
05:24 < Hunterkll> dives and goes bankrupt? well, that's why it's only 1/10th of my portfolio :o
05:26 < AustinS> i only calculate all my things together once every like ... 4 months it feels like :P
05:27 < AustinS> its not in that many places, but.. i dont want to just dwell on it.  I do need to sell some stocks off that im just over on RH
05:27 <+CheckYourSix> I like having an accurate picture of my net worth and savings rate every month. So I record it all as of the last day of each month
05:27 < Hunterkll> AHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
05:27 < Hunterkll> REDDIT COMMENT OF THE DAY
05:27 < Hunterkll> Japan is surely awaiting excitedly to see what bullshit gets thrown their way.
05:27 < Hunterkll> And then, they can increase the import prices on Anime & Manga and any related merch.
05:27 < Hunterkll> You don't want to fight that fight America, you will have weebos taking down the government with their mall ninja shit and budget cosplays
05:27 < Hunterkll> reply: "Trump's coming for the waifus. Shit just got real.
05:27 < Hunterkll> "
05:29 < AustinS> omfg I fucking hate this intercom/talk system at work, they've been quiet for.. an hour
05:29 < AustinS> and all the sudden some voice is just talking super loud behind me, made me jump :|
05:29 < rpifan> lol
05:30 < AustinS> two completely unrelated-to-me people talking, except i only hear one side of it lol.
05:30 < AustinS> no i cannot fast forward! stahp
05:31 < AustinS> and lol @ reddit comment
05:34 < rootsudo> Idea:
05:34 < rootsudo> Go on Github, find a good RAT/Keylogger
05:34 < rootsudo> Get into interesting enviornments like call centers
05:34 < rootsudo> see wht you can find and report
05:35  * MillerBOSS is listening to Fifth Harmony - Work from Home from the album 7/27 (Deluxe) on Spotify.
05:35 < MillerBOSS> My jaaaam
05:36 < AustinS> o baby
05:36 < AustinS> played that 24/7 when i worked from home
05:36 < MillerBOSS> lol
05:36 < rootsudo> so im doing amazon FBA research MillerBOSS
05:37 < rootsudo> wow fuck running an ecom
05:37 < rootsudo> just make products and make marketing and say but it now on amazon
05:37 < MillerBOSS> That fall :( https://millerboss.com/x/Screen-Shot-2018-06-15-22-37-41-A.png
05:37 <+layer-eight> * MillerBOSS →  IMAGE/PNG; CHARSET=UTF-8 Document, 87,983 bytes
05:38 < AustinS> :( ILL GIVE U ONE
05:38 < AustinS> :P
05:39 < Hunterkll> whew
05:39 < Hunterkll> big shittin'
05:39 < MillerBOSS> Not necessarily only FBA rootsudo.
05:39 < Hunterkll> ya
05:39 < Hunterkll> i buy shit from non-FBA vendors all the time
05:40 < Hunterkll> niche shit like C-41 color processing chemicals or air evacing chemical bottles or even books in hardcopy
05:40 < Hunterkll> but still
05:42 < MillerBOSS> AustinS 👉 I asked the subs about how often they watch. https://millerboss.com/x/Screen-Shot-2018-06-15-22-41-12-i.png Now I feel compelled to help. Its totally worth doing it for $5+ a day
05:42 <+layer-eight> * MillerBOSS →  IMAGE/PNG; CHARSET=UTF-8 Document, 130,118 bytes
05:42 < MillerBOSS> No one else takes from the source
05:42  * MillerBOSS is listening to Ciara - Goodies from the album Goodies on Spotify.
05:44 < rhqq1> ehh, friday evening
05:44 < MillerBOSS> Sup
05:44 < rhqq1> nommuch
05:44 < AustinS> awww "you've been missing" they miss you <3
05:45 < MillerBOSS> Are in the US, rhqq1 ?
05:45 < AustinS> i mean fox is trash but trash gotta watch trash, so if they love you for feeding em then yay
05:45 < MillerBOSS> Hostname charter.com
05:45 < AustinS> :P
05:45 < rhqq1> MillerBOSS: yes
05:45 < MillerBOSS> Oh interesting
05:45 < MillerBOSS> I thought you were in Poland
05:45 < rhqq1> i was, i moved 2 weeks ago
05:45 < MillerBOSS> Ahh
05:45 < AustinS> :o!
05:46 < AustinS> thats quite the move :P
05:46 < rhqq1> meh
05:46 < rhqq1> california sucks
05:46 < MillerBOSS> Heres my number
05:46  * MillerBOSS is listening to Carly Rae Jepsen - Call Me Maybe from the album Kiss (Deluxe) on Spotify.
05:46 < AustinS> :*
05:47 < AustinS> i still cant haer that song
05:47 < aName> I don't get that song
05:47 < aName> Like
05:47 < AustinS> and not picture that Steve whatever guy on youtube chatroulette
05:47 < rhqq1> i have a damn headache
05:47 < aName> You meet someone and want to see them again
05:47 < aName> So you give them your phone number
05:47 < aName> This seems like normal behavior
05:47 < AustinS> well arent you just mr social! :P
05:47 < aName> Crazy would be expecting him to wander around the city looking for her lol
05:48 < AustinS> yea nobody worth that lol
05:48 < Hunterkll> where the fuck is rpifan when i rezlie something 3 hours after a discussion and need to shit on him
05:48 < Hunterkll> grrr
05:48 < AustinS> loll
05:48 < aName> Probably doing something meaningful with his life.
05:48 < MillerBOSS> He will return
05:49 < Hunterkll> lol
05:51 < javi404> "Enter email address and password of role account. This is an account on your mail server. We use it to verify that we can connect to your mail server and may also send migration reports to it."
05:51 < javi404> what is this garbage?
05:51 < javi404> doesn't google have people who speak native english?
05:51 < javi404> role account.
05:51 < javi404> im logged in as the fucking admin.
05:52  * MillerBOSS is listening to will.i.am - Check It Out from the album Check It Out (Main Radio Mix) on Spotify.
05:52 < MillerBOSS> Wow isn't he special with I.am
05:53 < rootsudo> holy shit you can buy LED light bulbs for 38 cents each
05:53 < javi404> rootsudo: link?
05:53 < javi404> will by 100 right now
05:53 < rootsudo> so $250 buys you over 500
05:53 < javi404> where is this?
05:53 < rootsudo> https://wholesaler.alibaba.com/product-detail/China-Wholesale-AC-220V-3W-5W_60686186908.html
05:53 <+layer-eight> * rootsudo →  China Wholesale Ac 220v 3w 5w 7w 9w 12w 15w Led Energy Saving Light Bulb Ce Rohs E27 Globe Cheap Led Bulb - Buy Led Bulb,Cheap Led Bulb,9w Led Bulb Product on Alibaba.com
05:54 < MillerBOSS> lol
05:54 < MillerBOSS> Make lamps with our heart
05:54 < rootsudo> it's cute
05:55 < javi404> rootsudo: 1.06 each for shipping
05:55 < javi404> that is the only shipping option
05:55 < MillerBOSS> Uh look at that board
05:55 < rootsudo> you do custom shipping
05:55 < MillerBOSS> And capacitors
05:55 < javi404> minimum order 500
05:55 < rootsudo> on alibaba everything is nego
05:55 < javi404> rootsudo: true
05:56 < MillerBOSS> That doesn't look normal
05:56 < AustinS> omg need to enable host->guest copy paste because
05:56 < AustinS> i need this shirt / MillerBOSS you do too
05:56 < rootsudo> MillerBOSS fuck who cares
05:56 < MillerBOSS> What meow?
05:56 < rootsudo> no one opens up lightbulbs
05:56 < AustinS> https://www.amazon.com/Allegra-Summer-Pineapple-Sleeve-Hawaiian/dp/B07CT55RB2/
05:56 < Hunterkll> uhg
05:56 < Hunterkll> logitech
05:56 < Hunterkll> that's not how that works
05:57 < MillerBOSS> I love Hawaiian shirts
05:57 < MillerBOSS> Yes buy 2
05:57 < Hunterkll> i deselected your software in the installer
05:57 < Hunterkll> so why ....
05:57 < Hunterkll> do you install it, then uninstall it?
05:57 < Hunterkll> why not just not install it
05:57 < AustinS> like.. itd be SUPER ridiculous for me to wear it into office but... I def could get away with that lol.
05:57 < AustinS> I need that shirt. and omg its only 20 max.. checking size/stock now i am adding
05:57 < MillerBOSS> How did you come across that AustinS ?
05:58 < AustinS> i was looking for a TV.. then was just looking for more short sleeve shirts that are more work appropriate than just a tshirt and i just kept clicking more ridic ones and looking
05:58 < AustinS> like.. SO many tabs open just going down the amazon rabbit hole
05:58 < javi404> google suite data migration service is junk
05:58 < AustinS> worth.
05:58 < javi404> AustinS: I keep a window open just for shopping
05:58 < MillerBOSS> Yeah I still prefer the GAMME tool javi404
05:59 < javi404> MillerBOSS: going to try it
05:59 < javi404> im just trying to give an older users email to another inbox
05:59 < javi404> haven't had to touch this in a while
05:59 < AustinS> yea. i have so much random shit in my cart, ill have to thin it out a bit but.. some good stuff. def just added the pineapple shirt though lmao
05:59 < AustinS> my friend @ work thinks i was joking. we'll see whose laughing next week!
05:59 < MillerBOSS> Oh well setting up the GAMME too now a days includes extra steps for sure
05:59 < javi404> MillerBOSS: this is in the same org
05:59 < javi404> but it wants the source to be IMAP
06:00 < javi404> fuck that
06:00 < javi404> will take 2 years
06:00 < MillerBOSS> Call support
06:00 < javi404> MillerBOSS: it's a non profit account
06:00 < javi404> not sure if i can even get them support
06:00 < MillerBOSS> Of course
06:00 < MillerBOSS> Yes
06:00 < javi404> but i have a contact ill bother tomorrow
06:00 < MillerBOSS> They are open 24/7
06:00 < javi404> free account MillerBOSS
06:01 < MillerBOSS> Non profit and edu accounts still get support
06:01 < MillerBOSS> Unless that changed recently
06:01 < MillerBOSS> But I doubt that
06:01 < MillerBOSS> Just generate your pin
06:01 < javi404> ok, thanks, ill check
06:01 < MillerBOSS> Yup
06:01 < javi404> haven't even used gapps support in like 10 years
06:01 < MillerBOSS> This time of day/night I usually get Ireland Google
06:01 < javi404> works for me
06:02 < MillerBOSS> I call em often as the admin panel changes so fast and new features are offered so I make sure there isn't a better way than how I usually do it
06:03 < javi404> You are number 1 in the queue
06:03 < javi404> nice
06:03 < javi404> got someone on chat already
06:03 < MillerBOSS> Oh you are doing chat.
06:03 < javi404> MillerBOSS: BRB
06:03 < javi404> yeah cause the GF watching a movie
06:03 < javi404> but if that doesn't work ill call
06:04 < MillerBOSS> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=499G5H08u2s :O
06:04 <+layer-eight> * MillerBOSS →  YouTube → Olivia Holt - Generous (Official Video) → ⚘ 4,120,740 ↑ 49,028 ↓ 2,057 ✍ 2,205
06:04 < MillerBOSS> Nice beat
06:07 < MillerBOSS> AustinS 👉 Do you have any idea of hosting videos? Say I have a website with a youtube like theme but using YouTube embed
06:07 < MillerBOSS> As bandwidth will be up there in numbers
06:08 < AustinS> oh IT.  lol. nothing like scheduling all your Windows server updates at the same time, so when the primary IT connector goes down, the secondary does too
06:08 < AustinS> yes I know .. lots and lots and lots about that :P
06:08 < MillerBOSS> You'll have that
06:09 < MillerBOSS> I mean anything that I could use that isn't gonna cost an arm and a leg in my situation
06:09 < AustinS> I'm the one that does all of our video stuff, or like 1 of 3 people, but i did the programming side :P
06:09 < AustinS> umm
06:09 < AustinS> lol... hm.. i was kinda half jokingly going to say well I have a Fastly CDN account that literally has .. a 500 TB commit
06:09 < MillerBOSS> I am thinking of doing the multiple youtube channels and also posting to a website as a backup
06:09 < AustinS> and we are using about .. 100 GB lol
06:10 < MillerBOSS> See if I can get a following there and use Adsense and the like on the website
06:10 < MillerBOSS> Wow thats all eh?
06:10 < AustinS> so gotta pay for that bandwidth somehow anyways.. id honestly just let you use a profile on there lmao, but they have to be somewhere between Fastly + origin
06:27 < rootsudo> okay
06:27 < rootsudo> so how does redtube make money
06:27 < rootsudo> is it just a lead generator
06:38 <@JollyRgrs> rootsudo: how does google make money?
06:38 < BytesAndCoffee> JollyRgrs: they own the internet, duh
06:48 < rhqq> geez
06:48 < rhqq> fucking headache
06:52 < MillerBOSS> Excedrin, rhqq
06:52 < MillerBOSS> The headache medicine
06:53 < rhqq> Aspirin/paracetamol/caffeine
06:53 < rhqq> umm
06:53 <@killdash9> lightweights. Fentanyl or nothin'
06:56 < rhqq> im too lazy to go to pharmacy ;p
06:56 < voidstar> you are now a moderator on r/tor
06:57 < MillerBOSS> OK thanks voidstar
06:57 < rhqq> r/tor ?
07:02 < BytesAndCoffee> rhqq: tylenol + naproxen usually does it for me
07:02 < BytesAndCoffee> and i keep a bottle of tylenol 1 at home
07:02 < rhqq> i just stuff my face with ibuprofen, usually
07:02 < BytesAndCoffee> wait, are you in the US?
07:02 < AustinS> lmao @ fentanyl for headache
07:02 < AustinS> i was like oh god what convo did I come into
07:02 < BytesAndCoffee> AustinS: i mean, thats one way to end a headache
07:03 < Hunterkll> wait what
07:03 < AustinS> oh for sure
07:03 < BytesAndCoffee> as well as everything else
07:03 < AustinS> one way to end a lot
07:03 < AustinS> lol yes
07:03 < Hunterkll> you make me wanna take 10 percs
07:03 < Hunterkll> to get high
07:03 < Hunterkll> that sounds fun
07:03 < javi404> MillerBOSS: fuck me
07:03 < AustinS> ;o!
07:03 < javi404> what a mistake, should have called
07:04 < javi404> "okay. KINDLY let me know if the error will still persist"
07:04  * Hunterkll lines up a gangbang for javi404 
07:04  * javi404 throws away lube for maximum discomfort
07:04 < javi404> why didn't this prick use that word 30 min ago?
07:04 < Hunterkll> you .. you
07:04 < Hunterkll> javi404, you threw away your blood?
07:04 < Hunterkll> how does that work
07:05 < javi404> Hunterkll: replaced blood with alcohol and anger
07:05 < Hunterkll> EVEN BETTER
07:12 < MillerBOSS> Sorry, javi404. Guess you had to learn the hard way. :P
07:12 < javi404> MillerBOSS: na, I knew this lesson, but I needed a refresher
07:13 < javi404> my GF was concentrating on something in the same room and I wanted to be a nice guy and be quiet.
07:13 < javi404> nice guys get run over
07:13 < javi404> I got my refresher
07:14 < javi404> anyway, I consider the issue I was having a bug or a shitty implementation or bad design.
07:15 < javi404> migrate user email from acct1 to acct 2, in same org, same domain, etc, it NEEDS IMAP
07:15 < javi404> what a fucking joke
07:15 < Virtual-Potato> rhqq, apply hammer to your head repeatedly until pain subsides
07:15 < Virtual-Potato> might hurt more at first, but it'll subside
07:17 < rhqq> Virtual-Potato: sure
07:24 < MillerBOSS> Yeah I agree javi404
07:28 < MillerBOSS> Boys have a penis
07:28 < MillerBOSS> Girls have a vagina
07:28 < rhqq> you forgot about traps
07:29 < MillerBOSS> Please share rhqq
07:31 < rhqq> trap "echo Booh!" SIGINT SIGTERM
07:44 < mal_will> https://www.reddit.com/r/sysadmin/comments/8qy1fk/the_sexism_in_this_industry_is_killing_all_the/?utm_source=amp&utm_medium=comment_header
07:44 <+layer-eight> * mal_will →  The sexism in this industry is killing all the love I once had for my job. : sysadmin
07:44 < mal_will> The reddits are abuzz
07:46 <@JollyRgrs> mal_will: was that your post?
07:46 < mal_will> Nope
07:46 <@JollyRgrs> "Coworkers will act amazed that I'm capable of completing basic tasks." <-- honestly, i'm mostly amazed ANY of my coworkers that do anything basic :P
07:46 < mal_will> My boss sure is a dumbass
07:47 < mal_will> Totally asked me to install gtm and zoom and WebEx and etc on all endpoints. And to manage automated updates for each
07:47 <@JollyRgrs> heh
07:47 < mal_will> Like, 7 different apps.
07:47 <@JollyRgrs> hope you use SCCM
07:48 < mal_will> I'm not doing it
07:48 <@JollyRgrs> i think zoom only allows install from admin account... i know webex can be done as end user (installs in appdata)
07:48 < mal_will> I refuse to entertain the idiocy
07:48 <@JollyRgrs> gtm i think is the same
07:48 < mal_will> I found links from every website and sent them over, all saying no admin rights required
07:48 <@JollyRgrs> mal_will: it isn't idiocy for a mgr type person to request such. it is your job to explain why it isn't needed and the burden is more than the worth of doing it
07:49 <@JollyRgrs> lol
07:49 < mal_will> Zoom actually didn't explicitly stated it on their site, but it installed for me just fine
07:49 <@JollyRgrs> and your base account is std, no admin rights i assume?
07:49 < mal_will> I explained it alright. And documented it. It evolved into "then why did windows firewall ask me to change settings
07:49 <@JollyRgrs> ugh.... i hate this
07:49 < mal_will> Right JollyRgrs
07:49 <@JollyRgrs> my phone updated to oreo... which is good
07:50 <@JollyRgrs> but now, the deprecated "google now launcher"... is not compat anymore
07:50 <@JollyRgrs> so all my icons, gone
07:50 <@JollyRgrs> gotta rebuild 2 pages of icons again
07:50 < mal_will> Which evolved into "I have no idea how you managed to turn your windows firewall on, what the fuck."
07:50 <@JollyRgrs> mal_will: lol
07:50 <@JollyRgrs> tbh... WF should be enabled (unless you have a third party FW... but i'd question why)
07:50 < Hunterkll> ^
07:50 < mal_will> I have a meeting to look at the laptop Monday :|
07:50 < Hunterkll> mal_will,seriously
07:51 < mal_will> I do have a third-party firewall
07:51 < Hunterkll> mal_will, windows fireall should be on, regardless.
07:51 <@JollyRgrs> at worst, it should be simply not-enabled for domain but still on for private/public
07:51 < Hunterkll> doesn't matter
07:51 < Hunterkll> should work wiht it
07:51 < mal_will> It's dialed in heavily for our business apps
07:51 < Hunterkll> your security software is wrongt
07:51 < mal_will> We're at the mercy of our EMR and windows firewall does not work with it well
07:52 < Hunterkll> it should still be on, with a default allow policy
07:52 < mal_will> So it should never alert for a zoom plugin and idk how that got fucked up
07:52 < Hunterkll> disabling it results in 'unexpected behavior'
07:52 < MillerBOSS> https://millerboss.com/x/Screen-Shot-2018-06-16-00-52-29-n.png needs to be made into a T-shirt
07:52 <+layer-eight> * MillerBOSS →  IMAGE/PNG; CHARSET=UTF-8 Document, 14,222 bytes
07:53 <@JollyRgrs> yeah, like installing... oh crap, what was it... some thingy... anyways
07:53 < mal_will> I mean my environment is how it is for too many reasons to list
07:53 <@JollyRgrs> a MSFT app (as well as one that isn't MSFT)... it tries to change firewall rule during install
07:53 <@JollyRgrs> if disabled service, it fails
07:53 < mal_will> The point though is that my boss is a hazard
07:53 <@JollyRgrs> i hope you at least don't disable the service
07:53 <@JollyRgrs> mal_will: very few bosses are not
07:55 < mal_will> Anyway though, I don't have a reason to make that post
07:56 < mal_will> My only complaint is my boss just, not researching, or asking, but telling. I've got to say that should be more expected from managers
07:57 < mal_will> Gotta at least know your own environment a little, or think about how meeting apps work.
08:00 <@JollyRgrs> mal_will: you'd hope
08:00 <@JollyRgrs> you'd wish
08:00 <@JollyRgrs> but that is not reality
08:01 <@JollyRgrs> obviously they have chosen to put a people manager in charge of you, not a techincal manager
08:01 < mal_will> I mean it sort of is. The did is on thin ice
08:01 <@JollyRgrs> just assume that your mgr has no IT skills and you'll be much happier
08:01 < mal_will> Dude* they're hiring a person above him now
08:01 < mal_will> I am positive the new boss will fire mine asap
08:02 <@JollyRgrs> are you sure?
08:02 < mal_will> But the best bosses I ever had worked in IT and worked their way up
08:02 < mal_will> I'd bet a thousand bucks
08:03 < mal_will> Current boss^2 talks mad shit on boss ^1 in meetings
08:03 < mal_will> It all kind of shakes out in the end usually
08:09 < mal_will> I'm kind of excited to not have to explain things like why it's good to change router passwords after five years.
08:10 < mal_will> Or dare I hope to dream-just have someone who isn't afraid of Office 365
08:12 <@JollyRgrs> mal_will: my current boss is great... she started as a DBA and now is in charge of the entire datacenter operations
08:12 <@JollyRgrs> even the areas she doesn't know, you explain to her, then she understands... and she asks mostly intelligent questions
08:13 <@JollyRgrs> mal_will: how big is your current company?
08:13 < mal_will> It's just so helpful. I feel like it cuts down on resentment too. On both sides really
08:13 < mal_will> We're sub 300 employees but have a lot of offices JollyRgrs
08:14 <@JollyRgrs> well, unfortunately, the good managers get promoted up and the bad ones usually "fail" up (but at a slower pace)
08:14 <@JollyRgrs> mal_will: find a bigger sized company for your next gig
08:14 <@JollyRgrs> that'll help a LOT with them embracing things like SCCM or O365 or standard images
08:14 < mal_will> So this guy is a relic of a startup mentality. He was a business analyst, was hire to help standup Salesforce. Then literally everyone but him quit
08:14 <@JollyRgrs> <300 makes it easier for a boss to be like "manually do this to all the computers" (even though 300 is still a big number)
08:15 < mal_will> I have standard images and deployment software
08:16 < mal_will> He's just afraid of office 365 for whatever reason. Ive got solarwinds and LastPass and 2fa tokens and secure web gateway and all kinds of goodies
08:16 < mal_will> It makes no sense. I'm running on exchange 2010 despite him approving my proposal to migrate.
08:19 < mal_will> I think that's the biggest part of not having the technical experience. You can veto things like an exchange server upgrade or a migration, but you're totally into a 2fa fob.
08:19 < mal_will> Infrastructure gets forgotten or seems scary, but flashy things are just so easy to find money for
08:23 <@JollyRgrs> tell him flashy won't work unless you upgrade
08:23 <@JollyRgrs> i'm headed to bed now tho, GLHF
08:24 < mal_will> Oh, I do, haha. Night
08:31 < rootsudo> I don't know but for some reson
08:31 < rootsudo> ped medication is really undervalued on amazon
08:31 < rootsudo> why I know this I do not know
08:35  * MillerBOSS slaps rootsudo around a bit with a large trout
08:38 < mal_will> Ped medication? For like, children or feet?
08:38 < mal_will> I guess feet in medical terms go with the Greek root. Pod
08:50  * MillerBOSS is listening to Eazy-E - Boyz-N-The-Hood from the album The Best Of N.W.A: The Strength Of Street Knowledge on Spotify.
09:18 < felixphew> :q
09:21  * MillerBOSS is listening to The Doors - Light My Fire from the album The Doors on Spotify.
09:43 < rhqq> :q
09:43 < rhqq> :E
09:44 < rhqq> interesting, apples airport extreme from 2007 (thats 11 years ago) already had wifi n 300mbit
09:44 < rhqq> and it actually is quite well supported (lastest firmware is quite recent)
09:49 < Maarten> apple airport extremes suck. Any apple airport really sucks imho.... you can't do anything with them, and they don't even have a web based admin control.
09:49 < rhqq> yeah,
09:49 < rhqq> but it was $5
09:49 < rhqq> that changes... everything
09:50 < Maarten> not for me.
09:50 < rhqq> find me a $5 wifi N router with usb and patched firmware =]
09:50 < MillerBOSS> Compared to other devices that have more options sure but the AirPorts did what they did and did it well
09:50 < rhqq> and 3 GE ports
09:51 < rhqq> and 1 GE wan port
09:51 < MillerBOSS> macOS utility and iOS
09:51 < MillerBOSS> But know https://9to5mac.com/2018/04/26/apple-airport-cancellation/
09:51 <+layer-eight> * MillerBOSS →  Apple officially discontinues AirPort router line, no plans for future hardware | 9to5Mac
09:51 < rhqq> yah, i have my openwrt beefy router for my purposes, but this one has to just "work"
09:52 < rhqq> enugh for me for 5 freedom bucks
09:55  * MillerBOSS is listening to Deep Purple - Hush from the album Shades of Deep Purple on Spotify.
11:02  * MillerBOSS is listening to David Allan Coe - You Never Even Called Me By My Name from the album David Allan Coe - 16 Biggest Hits on Spotify.
12:38 < AustinS> MillerBOSS, still alive? :p
13:01 < javi404> WTF, is google apps getting so bad they are making me happy that I was forced to move to O365?
13:25 < MillerBOSS> AustinS 👉 Yes
13:26 < MillerBOSS> Forced to move to Office 365 how, javi404?
14:02 < MillerBOSS> This is neat. https://about.gitlab.com/2018/06/15/introducing-gitlab-s-integrated-development-environment/
14:02 <+layer-eight> * MillerBOSS →  Meet the GitLab Web IDE | GitLab
14:42 < MillerBOSS> https://www.darkreading.com/attacks-breaches/trump-kim-meeting-was-a-magnet-for-russian-cyberattacks/d/d-id/1332060?print=yes
14:42 <+layer-eight> * MillerBOSS →  Dark Reading - Trump-Kim Meeting Was a Magnet For Russian Cyberattacks
14:42 < MillerBOSS> >What was new with the Singapore attacks was the targeting of VoIP phones via port SIP 5060  attacks. "This is an indication that the attackers have found a way to exploit VoIP phones that the industry doesn’t know about yet," Boddy speculates. "If that is true, it would also speak to the level of sophistication of the attackers."
16:13 < Testikel> !topdl
17:01 <@JollyRgrs> Testikel: you are the top DL in my books
17:01 <@JollyRgrs> is that what the bot is supposed to say?
17:11 < Alternity> maybe he thinks this is a channel to download tech pdfs
17:12 < m4221> Hey
17:24 < technonerd> !list
17:26 <@killdash9> 24 Hours of Le Mans...no sleep for me tonite
17:33 < DLSteve> killdash9, Bleh. I lived right next to Road Atlanta for a while and the US Le Mans drove me nuts.
17:34 < gavit> Anyone familiar with route53? I'm trying to do wildcard SSL verification with LE certbot. I am now managing my DNS via route53, but I can't figure out how to create credentials for the certbot
17:35 < gavit> Do I need a seperate service to allow the bot to talk to the route53?
18:00 < pcspkr> gavit: amazon has the IAM for permissions management
18:00 < pcspkr> create a separate account for the certbot and grant it the necessary permissions to route53
18:08 < gavit> pcspkr: thnks, found it :)
18:09 < gavit> I was looking under settinsg for user permissions
18:11 < gavit> I have a wildcard cert :) now to figure out if I have to cron this thing
18:54 < rhqq1> ehh
18:58 < Nightcinder> https://www.theregister.co.uk/2018/06/15/taplock_broken_screwdriver/
20:23 < genr8_> "It upper cases the BLE MAC address and takes an MD5 hash. The 0-7 characters are key1, and the 16-23 are the serial number." The upshot? He was able to write a script, port it to an Android app, and open any nearby Tapplock wirelessly using his phone and Bluetooth, taking less than two seconds each time.
20:23 < genr8_> cool
20:23 < genr8_> I love watching these videos. i saw the original JerryRigEverything video
20:25 < genr8_> https://www.pentestpartners.com/security-blog/totally-pwning-the-tapplock-smart-lock/
20:25 <+layer-eight> * genr8_ →  Totally Pwning the Tapplock Smart Lock | Pen Test Partners
21:32 < vavkamil> there is a new attack against their API
21:33 < vavkamil> https://medium.com/@evstykas/totally-pwning-the-tapplock-smart-lock-the-api-way-c8d89915f025
21:33 <+layer-eight> * vavkamil →  Totally Pwning the Tapplock Smart Lock (the API way)
21:46 < Hunterkll> i uh
21:46 < Hunterkll> don't know what i was expecting
21:46 < Hunterkll> searching the pirate bay for 'russian'
21:46 < Hunterkll> expecting russian language learning software to come up
21:47 < Hunterkll> the one time i don't want results full of porn
21:47 < voidstar> inb4 hillary's emails are in the search results
21:47 < Hunterkll> https://i.imgur.com/eKF5hbI.png
21:47 <+layer-eight> * Hunterkll →  IMAGE/PNG Document, 123,651 bytes
21:47 < Hunterkll> no emails
21:47 < Hunterkll> just sexy russian teen blonde
21:47 < misspwn> why are you on pirate bay
21:48 < Hunterkll> because i'm going to russia, i want to learn russian, but i'm not paying for software?
21:48 < iTeV> Play CS:GO
21:48 < iTeV> You'll learn enough russian :')
21:48 < Hunterkll> you're not wrong
21:48 < misspwn> i didn't know people still used pirates bay though, figured we've all moved on to better things like private tracker places
21:48 < Hunterkll> misspwn, i do this so rarely
21:48 < Hunterkll> lol
21:48 < Hunterkll> only private tracker i'm on is for anime and anime tiddies ?
21:49 < Hunterkll> and i only keep a few torrents running so i don't get removed and have an insane ratio
21:49 < Hunterkll> and occasionally get drunk and watch gravitation again
21:51 < Hunterkll> iTeV, problem tho - i have over 2000 hours in CS:GO and don't know russian
21:51 < Hunterkll> what do i need to do to fix this
21:53 <+CheckYourSix> Play more hours
21:58 < iTeV> sell all ur skins
21:58 < iTeV> no skins == no skills
21:58 < iTeV> you'll only get russians
22:00 < vavkamil> Hunterkll, russian is not that hard
22:00 < Hunterkll> vavkamil, it is when you only have two months :P
22:01 < vavkamil> at least you can use google translator
22:02 < vavkamil> if you want to use redis or memcache, which one would you prefer?
22:02 < Hunterkll> IIS
22:02 < Hunterkll> it's faster
22:02 < Hunterkll> ;)
22:04 < DLSteve> Is IIS a chacheing server?
22:05 < vavkamil> perl with IIS sounds bad
22:05 < DLSteve> Anything not .net with IIS is not fun.
22:05 < DLSteve> Trying to get Python to work with it made me want to pull my hair out.
22:07 < Hunterkll> DLSteve, faster than nginx and all that at caching, yes
22:07 < Hunterkll> it can be done
22:07 < Hunterkll> ;)
22:07 < DLSteve> Hunterkll, Interesting.
22:08 < abakedapplepie> id rather gouge my eyes out than manage iis
22:08 < Hunterkll> *shrug* your loss
22:08 < DLSteve> Hunterkll, I know it can be done but it was very painful and performed worse than using a Python specific webserver with a reverse proxy.
22:08 <+CheckYourSix> Hunterkll: How can any web server exceed the speed of caching in RAM?
22:08 < pcspkr> iis is for when you want to run your web server in the kernel
22:09 < DLSteve> Not saying IIS is terrible it's just very geared towards the MS stack.
22:09 < Hunterkll> CheckYourSix, IIS is cheating, because it's in kernel space
22:09 < Hunterkll> ;)
22:09 <+CheckYourSix> And IIS = $$$ vs. free
22:09 < Hunterkll> eh
22:09 < Hunterkll> if you already have windows licensing who cares
22:10 < Hunterkll> CheckYourSix, but both IIS, nginx, and apache can do ram based caching in a similar manner, but one is faster than the others
22:10 < Hunterkll> ;)
22:10 <+CheckYourSix> How much faster?
22:10 < Hunterkll> i forget, but it was significant
22:11 < abakedapplepie> > both
22:11 < abakedapplepie> > lists 3 things
22:11 < Hunterkll> whatever
22:12 < Hunterkll> i'm hungover
22:12 < abakedapplepie> :P
22:12 < Hunterkll> deal with it
22:13 < DLSteve> IIS does seem faster but with diminishing returns the more cores you add to the server in the one benchmark I'm looking at. https://www.rootusers.com/linux-vs-windows-web-server-benchmarks/
22:13 <+layer-eight> * DLSteve →  Linux VS Windows Web Server Benchmarks - RootUsers
22:13 < DLSteve> Ironically IIS 8 seems to do better than 10.
22:13 < Hunterkll> then again, .NET also spanked java when it came out too
22:13 < Hunterkll> so
22:14 < Hunterkll> i have a shitposting message on my myspace i sent to someone about java sucking compared to .net in 2003
22:14 < Hunterkll> lol
22:14 < Hunterkll> or 2004
22:14 < Hunterkll> something like that
22:15 < DLSteve> I'd be curious to see the benchmarks for Googles in house webserver vs IIS.
22:16 < DLSteve> They leverage a lot of the kernel Magic MS does for IIS>
22:16 < Hunterkll> yea
22:16 < Hunterkll> IIS is really underrated though
22:17 < Hunterkll> people got scared away by 2003 and 2008's
22:17 < Hunterkll> lol
22:17 <+CheckYourSix> Well, for good reason...
22:17 < Hunterkll> 2003 wasn't that bad
22:17 <+CheckYourSix> Plus, licensing costs
22:17 < Hunterkll> 2008 :'(
22:17 < abakedapplepie> if one part of your stack is shit the whole stack is shit
22:17 < abakedapplepie> 2008 was an abomination
22:17 <+CheckYourSix> Lots of people putting sites online don't have licenses for Server *
22:17 < Hunterkll> abakedapplepie, that's why i :'(
22:17 < Hunterkll> CheckYourSix, those people arent' self-hosting either
22:17 < Hunterkll> lol
22:18 < abakedapplepie> Hunterkll pls fix my iis server
22:18 < abakedapplepie> oh also its on sbs 2008
22:18 < abakedapplepie> xD
22:18 < Hunterkll> would probably take me like 5 minutes
22:18 < DLSteve> Apache is way overrated imo, has the same confusing XML config files as IIS and is the slowest of the major web servers.
22:18 < Hunterkll> OWA broken?
22:18 < abakedapplepie> no im just making a joke
22:18 < abakedapplepie> lol
22:18 < Hunterkll> DLSteve, .... IIS has config files?
22:18 <+CheckYourSix> Even if I was self-hosting, I wouldn't go IIS for cost
22:18 < Hunterkll> XD
22:18 <+CheckYourSix> Apache is a disaster. This isn't 1995 anymore. It's ancient tech and a resource whore
22:18 < Hunterkll> CheckYourSix, i just wouldn't self host unless i was at scale where it made sense to, and at that point software licenisng costs would make windows the cheaper option
22:18 < abakedapplepie> iis has the best config files
22:19 <+CheckYourSix> Hunterkll: Compared to what?
22:19 < Hunterkll> that, or hiring in-house linux developers/admins
22:19 < Hunterkll> CheckYourSix, hiring in-house linux devs/admins/SREs or paying for RHEL/SLES support
22:19 < Hunterkll> still, it would all depend on /what/ i was hosting
22:19 < DLSteve> Hunterkll, yah they have something similar to .htaccess, you have to use it to configure IIS on Azure App Services (my only real interaction with IIS).
22:20 < Hunterkll> speed isn't everything for web apps
22:20 < Hunterkll> DLSteve, oh i'm aware lol, i was making a GUI joke
22:20 <+CheckYourSix> Stack Exchange still uses Redis for caching on top of IIS and SQL Server. Along with HAProxy and Elastic Search
22:20 < Hunterkll> stack exchange is also heavily dynamic content
22:21 < Hunterkll> tho hilariously
22:21 < Hunterkll> i have used IIS as a reverse proxy with caching before
22:21 < Hunterkll> lol
22:21 < Hunterkll> it was when we were too cheap to pay for a load balancer for exchange OWA
22:22 < Hunterkll> ARR is fun
22:22 < DLSteve> Hunterkll, Not uncommon for ruby or Python applications, they are notoriously bad at serving static content.
22:22 < Hunterkll> also extremely basic, i bet someone could do better
22:22 < Hunterkll> MS just hasn't put any effort into it
22:45 < Hunterkll> https://i.imgur.com/4YSSaQG.png
22:45 <+layer-eight> * Hunterkll →  IMAGE/PNG Document, 559,467 bytes
23:33 <+CheckYourSix> Monday is gonna be fun. Management company can't get out of their own way and approve a repair order for a storm drain that broke underground and formed a big hole. I want it repaired Monday (rain is coming Tuesday) and the contractor said no problem. They didn't approve it by end of day Friday, so I emailed the contractor and granted approval myself. Management company is gonna flip, but they seem to forget they work for us
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