--- Log opened Thu Jun 21 00:00:06 2018
00:05 < scwizard> wow
00:05 < scwizard> AWS only allows 327680 ipv4s per VPC
00:12 < catbeard> only
00:17 < gnupluslinux> Those are rookie numbers
00:17 < gnupluslinux> Gotta pump those up homie
00:26 < mcj> this is a very noob question but
00:26 < mcj> how can i set a hostname to be resolved on my network at home
00:27 < mcj> for example if i wanted to access plex via https://boxy
00:28 < deepend> could make an entry in your hosts file mcj
00:28 < deepend> otherwise WINS
00:29 < rootsudo> fuck
00:29 < rootsudo> So my resume speaks volumes vs what my skillset is
00:29 < mcj> can i do so using samba?
00:29 < rootsudo> and realistically
00:29 < rootsudo> I don't want to learn anymore bullshit IT crap
00:29 < rootsudo> I don't give a fuck about identity management forefront
00:29 < mcj> well u better
00:29 < mcj> :p
00:29 < rootsudo> no cause fuck this lfiestyle
00:30 < rootsudo> I figured it out. I need to make $1500/week profit/margin on bullshit
00:30 < mcj> have i got the app for you
00:30 < mcj> it's called robin hood
00:30 < catbeard> boujie for these parts
00:30 < enix> mornin
00:33 < IronY> `seen irv
00:33 <+layer-eight> I need someone to look for IronY
00:33 < IronY> *facepalm*
00:33 < IronY> `seen IronY
00:33 <+layer-eight> I need someone to look for IronY
00:33 < enix> `seen IronY IronY
00:33 <+layer-eight> Seen → IronY → IronY → Saying *facepalm* via Log on #reddit-sysadmin a few seconds ago
00:34 < IronY> MillerBOSS: send me a copy of ur config.json (minus the api keys) when u get a chance
00:34 < IronY> this is bothering me to new levels
00:34 < IronY> `add-quote my cats breath tastes like cat food
00:34 <+layer-eight> You are not a member of the group Administrator. Access denied
00:35 < IronY> denied by my own creation
00:35 < scwizard> why can't you get a entire /8 for private ips in aws :|
00:35 < scwizard> they only give /16s
00:35 < scwizard> it sux
00:37 < enix> scwizard: call support I'm sure (if you pay enough for support) they'll look after you
00:37 < enix> IronY: I didnt realize you created layer-eight
00:37 < scwizard> enix: we don't pay shit
00:37 < enix> ha good luck
00:37 < scwizard> but yeah we don't need that many ips
00:37 < scwizard> it's just I'd like to have 3 segments so i can logically parition them
00:38 < scwizard> but what i'm actually gonna do is have
00:38 < enix> ipv4 is being exhausted mate calm down we have to conserve
00:38 < scwizard> 10.0.1xx.y be one thing and 10.0.2xx.y be another thing
00:38 < scwizard> ipv4 whee
00:38 < enix> Ohh you're talking internal IPs
00:38 < scwizard> enix: i'm talking about private ips, I want 10.0.0.0/8 all to myself
00:38 < enix> Sorry, thought you were talking about Elastic IP's
00:38 < scwizard> nah
00:38 < enix> I'm pretty sure you can can't you?
00:38 < scwizard> nope
00:38 < scwizard> only /16s
00:39  * enix stopped paying his aws bill
00:39 < scwizard> and 5 /16s per vpc
00:39 < enix> I can't check
00:39 < enix> Hm.
00:39 < rootsudo> mcj no I do bitcoin bitch
00:39 < enix> That's a weird limit
00:39 < enix> rootsudo: huh
00:39 < rootsudo> I think I'm done with IT
00:39 < enix> rootsudo: we're about done with you so yeah
00:39 < rootsudo> enix fu
00:39 < enix> haha
00:39 < enix> Scarnon man hows <insert country name> treating you?
00:43 < catbeard>  /8 per vpc is a sure way to have 1 region outage have epic irc quit/join floods
00:45 < enix> ?
00:45 < enix> How
00:46 < IronY> I am support :D
00:46 < catbeard> assuming eggdrop bound to every ip
00:47 < xe0n> lolll enix you're classic
00:51 < enix> Thanks catbeard I really didnt need to sit there for ages reason up on that.
00:51 < enix> But now I know a little bit more about the carry ripple problem
00:56 < catbeard> heh the subnet flood detection alone would crush freenode heh, guess it depends on how you tell it to connect
00:56 < catbeard> add to that, there's only a finite amount of NICKCHARS & NICKLEN
00:57 < Hunterkll> wat
00:59 < rpifan> hi
01:16 < enix> Anyone used hp procurv?
01:16 < enix> Atro: ?
01:16 < xe0n> yep
01:17 < enix> Is it possible to get information on a device connected to a port
01:17 < rpifan> nop
01:17 < enix> I cant find its ip?
01:17 < enix> or maybe even mac address?
01:17 < xe0n> should be able too
01:18 < enix> um
01:19 < enix> oh dw im an idiot
01:19 < enix> THanks :)
01:19 < enix> `show mac-address 17` showed me the mac for that port
01:23 < rpifan> does anyone have experience building api with mysql and python?
01:24 < catbeard> api: yes, mysql: yes, the preceding with python: no
01:24 < BytesAndCoffee> from internet import api
01:24 < rpifan> https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/System_administrator#/media/File%3ASystem_Administrators_Burnside_Franswells_Acceptance_Testing.jpg
01:24 <+layer-eight> * rpifan →  System administrator - Wikipedia
01:24 < rpifan> look its the BOFL and the PFY
01:24 < rpifan> BOFH
01:24 < catbeard> `bofl
01:24 < rpifan> what do you usually build mysql apis with
01:24 < catbeard> lumen
01:24 < catbeard> php
01:24 < BytesAndCoffee> rpifan: who is who
01:24 < enix> how do you like... show the vlan used on a port
01:25 < catbeard> help show vlan
01:25 < catbeard> ?
01:25 < enix> oh
01:25 < catbeard> we have procurve 10G switches, haven't logged in in a while
01:25 < catbeard> not sure of the cmd
01:25 < enix> dw
01:25 < enix> show vlan ports 17
01:25 < enix> show vlan ports <port number>
01:26 < catbeard> nice
01:26 < catbeard> do me a fav
01:26 < enix> yar
01:26 < catbeard> commands that you learn, can you start an etherpad
01:27 < enix> idk what that is
01:27 < catbeard> redact any proprietary info ofc
01:27 < enix> but pm me i really need to run
01:27 < catbeard> https://etherpad.net/
01:27 < rpifan> well the mean work ppl are taking away our DB access for tech support cause they rightfully think were stupid, so im thinkinf of building our own api and then presenting it to the infrastrcuture guys
01:27 <+layer-eight> * catbeard →  etherpad.net Pad
01:27 < catbeard> rpifan: it's not that you're stupid, it's that they're not, RoLP
01:28 < catbeard> basically trying to softlayer the place
01:28 < catbeard> basically the entire corp is api driven
01:28 <@JollyRgrs> rpifan: access should always be "as needed" only
01:29 < mal_will> Weird Question. I have a website that does not work in regular mode of IE. Basic bitch mode. But when I run IE as admin, it does work. I've compared the settings between the two modes and aside from unrelated trusted sites, I see no difference in the IE setting
01:29 < rpifan> i dont disagree but our system is sooo fucked up that the only way to do things is messing with the db and instead of actually fixing the system they want to cut us off so i think ill build an api to make hem feel better
01:29 < mal_will> Are there differences between admin mode and basic bitch mode for IE that I am unaware of, that would change site functionality?
01:30 <@JollyRgrs> mal_will: describe "does not work"
01:30 <@JollyRgrs> blank page, 404, 500, broken elements?
01:30 < rpifan> ive already build a diverse set of python scripts that add some abstractin
01:30 <@JollyRgrs> you kinda left us with not a lot to go on
01:30 < mal_will> No error codes to go off of
01:30 < mal_will> It just doesn't load some elements
01:31 <@JollyRgrs> what kind of elements are they?
01:31 < mal_will> they don't appear broken or give me little angry red x's, they're just not there. Activex
01:31 <@JollyRgrs> c'mon now, help me... help you
01:31 < mal_will> I'm typing.
01:31 <@JollyRgrs> activex?
01:31 <@JollyRgrs> is this admin vs std mode on the same user account?
01:31 < mal_will> Yes
01:31 < mal_will> same windows and site login
01:31 <@JollyRgrs> ok, so admin mode can access more files on your system
01:31 < Hunterkll> hahahaha
01:32 < mal_will> just one run regularly and one run as admin
01:32 <@JollyRgrs> is it a horribly coded activex?
01:32 < Hunterkll> the dog fucker strikes again
01:32 < mal_will> I'm talking to their support and they have no clue
01:32 < mal_will> but the site itself seems well built. not that I'm some sort of activex expert
01:32 <@JollyRgrs> i bet their activex tries to store temp files in a system only folder or something stupid like that
01:33 <@JollyRgrs> think of activex as dll's that can be ran from website
01:33 < mal_will> I asked about that, but the guy didn't know if that was the case
01:33 < mal_will> I've been escalated but wanted to see if I'm making an easy, dumb mistake before I hear back
01:33 <@JollyRgrs> you could try removing the activex control, fully
01:33 <@JollyRgrs> then only load it in std and not in admin
01:33 <@JollyRgrs> maybe if orig. installed as admin, it acts diff?
01:33 < mal_will> Could be, I guess.
01:34 < mal_will> I defs did install as admin when I built the image
01:34 < Sousapro> >activex
01:34  * Sousapro shivers
01:34 <@JollyRgrs> yeah
01:34 < misspwn_> hola
01:34 <@JollyRgrs> i had to deal with activex and allscripts
01:34 <@JollyRgrs> sooooo glad i don't have to
01:34 < Sousapro> can we get java involved?
01:34 < mal_will> lol we use allscripts and it's fine
01:34 <@JollyRgrs> chodeman_65 loves allscripts and activex
01:34 < Sousapro> preferably like JRE6
01:34 < mal_will> but comerica? nah
01:34 <@JollyRgrs> mal_will: it's a POS software
01:34 < Sousapro> POS is right :P
01:34 <@JollyRgrs> Sousapro: nah... 5.1
01:34 < misspwn_> i ran into an activex problem today. with allscripts!
01:34 < mal_will> lol at the pun
01:35 <@JollyRgrs> misspwn_: thanks... mal_will i rest my case
01:35 < Sousapro> JollyRgrs: what century is this?
01:35 < mal_will> I really don't fuck with my IE settings a ton
01:35 < mal_will> so this is annoying af
01:35 < misspwn_> so what i did was go into services and enable activex in there and set it to run automatic and then reset IE settings completely and that fixed it
01:35 < mal_will> It probably is the file access
01:35 < catbeard> anyone tried Vivaldi?
01:35 <@JollyRgrs> yeah
01:35 <@JollyRgrs> i did a long time ago
01:36 <@JollyRgrs> not sure if it was out of beta or not
01:36 < catbeard> vertical tabs!
01:36 <@JollyRgrs> it wasn't bad per se...
01:36 < catbeard> and loads chrome plugins
01:36 <@JollyRgrs> i didn't find anything about it worth trying more
01:36 < catbeard> and isn't chrome
01:36 <@JollyRgrs> it was neat though
01:36 < catbeard> no word on memory usage or AV slowdown
01:41 < rpifan> does an api work wit hthe idea of POLA
01:42 < Sousapro> I wish firefox quantum had come out a while back lol
01:42 < Sousapro> plz come back
01:42 < Sousapro> we aren't terrible now
01:51 < SOLxCrono> does the home sub for malwarebytes ever go on sale?
01:51 < SOLxCrono> july 4th is coming up so i figured i might wait
01:59 <@JollyRgrs> u don't need it
01:59 <@JollyRgrs> windows defender is jsut fine
02:07 < rpifan> think im gonna buy a wifi pineapple
02:20 < enix> rpifan: what're you looking to do with it just curiously
02:27 < Sousapro> what the hell https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXglHbYB1Y4
02:27 <+layer-eight> * Sousapro →  YouTube → Knuckles from K​.​N​.​U​.​C​.​K​.​L​.​E​.​S. & Knuckles [Full Version & Knuckles] → ⚘ 1,444,655 ↑ 36,808 ↓ 613 ✍ 5,121
02:27 < xamithan> I'm not clicking any da wae meme links
02:28 < Sousapro> xamithan: nah, this is before all of that stupid
02:28 < Sousapro> mostly about how ridiculous this song was in Sonic Adventure
02:28 < rpifan> hcak the planet
02:28 < Sousapro> in all fairness, this is ridiculous
02:30 < Sousapro> I take that back, this is ridiculous
02:30 < Sousapro> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NI2BcFIT-f0
02:30 <+layer-eight> * Sousapro →  YouTube → Samurai Jack syncs up almost perfectly with BFG Division from DOOM → ⚘ 356,192 ↑ 15,659 ↓ 302 ✍ 636
02:31 < Sousapro> literally what it says on the tin. this is almost like the song is made for the scene
02:32 < enix> rpifan: can you please find me a cool credit card number for the epeen
02:33 < rpifan> epeen?
02:59 < enix> dw
02:59 < rpifan> deutsch welle?
03:14 < enix> sure
03:14 < enix> why it so quiet here
03:14 < enix> and also whats happened with vcenter; do you still install the vcenter app then off you go or is that no longer a thing now
03:14 < enix> theres all these shitty web interfaces im not a huge fan of
03:16 < rpifan> we need more eu sys admin ppl
03:17 < enix> s/ e/ a
03:17 <+layer-eight> [SED enix/rpifan] wa need more eu sys admin ppl
03:17 < enix> huh
03:17 < aName> I don't suppose there's a way to configure the perc 5e in this r710 without a monitor?
03:18 < enix> layer-eight: get your shit together dickhead
03:18 < enix> aName: ilo?
03:18 < enix> or whatever its called
03:18 < enix> idrac?
03:18 < aName> I wish
03:18 < aName> I don't see it in there anyway
03:19 < aName> I was going to hook it up to my TV, but my TV's backlight died
03:19 < aName> So...
03:19 < silentfury-s4pro> aName: you should be able to do it via cli
03:19 < aName> silentfury-s4pro: So... SSH into the idrac module?
03:19 < silentfury-s4pro> yessir
03:19 < aName> Is that a thing?
03:19 < aName> Hrm
03:19 < silentfury-s4pro> it should be, if it's enabled
03:20 < enix> just use your phone torch
03:20 < aName> enix: lol
03:20 < aName> enix: I've done that
03:20 < aName> No thanks
03:21 < aName> I've actually got a 120w LED fixture I could shine at it
03:21 < aName> But that just sounds so miserable
03:22 < aName> My TV was the only VGA device I had lol
03:22 < aName> And VGA->HDMI is an expensive conversion
03:23 < aName> Probably just pick up an el-cheapo LCD off craigslist
03:26 < Sousapro> you can't get sued for GDPR issues if you fire your webmasters
03:26 < silentfury-s4pro> you can't get sued for GDPR issues if you don't have a website *taps head*
03:27 < Sousapro> lol how do you use our data? dunno, ask ur mum
03:28 < rpifan> lol
03:42 <@Nostalg14c> Morning
03:44 < aName> I love how many people around him seem to know who John Wick is. And they're like 'I ain't sayin shit'
03:44 < togenshi> hey
03:46 < aName> Because if you know who John Wick is, you know that you don't fuck with John Wick.
03:48 < Hunterkll> Announcing Centralized Deployment for Outlook add-ins
03:48 < Hunterkll> motherfucker
03:48 < Hunterkll> that shit better come in office 2019
03:51 < xe0n> probably, been in preview for awhile
03:55 < Hunterkll> xe0n, ?
03:55 < Hunterkll> it was just announced via o365 email blast
03:55 < Hunterkll> lol;
03:56 < gnupluslinux> hey quick check cause im dumb and dont want to look it up. winserv standard vs datacenter. features are the same but datacenter removes the license limit right
03:56 < Hunterkll> nope
03:56 < Hunterkll> that changed with 2016
03:56 < Hunterkll> (and in fact was really only true for 2012/2012 R2 i think)
03:57 < gnupluslinux> 2016 doesnt have feature parity between the two?
03:57 < Hunterkll> no
03:57 < Hunterkll> https://blogs.technet.microsoft.com/ausoemteam/2017/03/03/comparison-of-standard-and-datacenter-editions-of-windows-server-2016/
03:57 <+layer-eight> * Hunterkll →  Comparison of Standard and Datacenter editions of Windows Server 2016 – Microsoft 365 Powered Devices Australia
03:58 < gnupluslinux> so _mostly_ feature parity but datacenter is nicer to containers, vms, and SDNs
04:00 < Hunterkll> storage stuff too
04:00 < gnupluslinux> i dont even know what storage spaces direct is
04:00 < Hunterkll> gnupluslinux, think VMware VSan
04:00 < gnupluslinux> ah
04:01 < Hunterkll> LOL
04:01 < Hunterkll> LAX -> LAS is like $50
04:01 < gnupluslinux> there's any number of free buses to las vegas from socal
04:01 < gnupluslinux> its like a 9hr ride tho
04:01 < Hunterkll> yea fuck that
04:01 < gnupluslinux> well no 4 hrs
04:01 < Hunterkll> eh shouldnt be
04:01 < gnupluslinux> but you get the idea
04:01 < Hunterkll> ya was gonna say
04:01 < Hunterkll> cuz we've done that drive before
04:01 < Hunterkll> lol
04:02 < gnupluslinux> yeah its been awhile
04:03 < gnupluslinux> why's there a ~ before my user
04:03 < Hunterkll> because you don't have a proper identd daemon working
04:03 < Hunterkll> so it's using client provided data instead of hitting your ident service on your IP
04:04 < Hunterkll> lol wtf
04:04 < Hunterkll> i'm not paying $129 extra for first class on a 1 hr flight
04:04 < Hunterkll> lmao
04:04 < Hunterkll> gimme that free shit
04:04 < gnupluslinux> dont you have enough hrs logged to get that
04:04 < Hunterkll> ?
04:04 < Hunterkll> I do
04:05 < Hunterkll> gnupluslinux, https://i.imgur.com/zgWoErp.png
04:05 <+layer-eight> * Hunterkll →  IMGUR Image → Image/png → a few seconds ago → 1016x300 → ⚘ 2
04:05 < Hunterkll> lol
04:05 < gnupluslinux> lol
04:06 < gnupluslinux> whats doin in vegas? is it defcon and blackhat already?
04:06 < Hunterkll> nah
04:06 < Hunterkll> i'm going to LA for Anime Expo
04:06 < Hunterkll> but if i show up in vegas from the 8th to the 12th
04:06 < Hunterkll> i get a free laptop
04:06 < Hunterkll> so ima spend a few days in vegas for the fuck of it
04:08 < Hunterkll> gnupluslinux, i still have 43k miles left after drunkenly getting my trip to moscow
04:08 < Hunterkll> hahaha
04:08  * gnupluslinux could use a new laptop
04:08 < gnupluslinux> jussayin ;)
04:08 < Hunterkll> 60k is what you need for international round trip anywhere
04:08 < Hunterkll> yea
04:08 < Hunterkll> no clue what i'm gettin
04:09 <@Nostalg14c> Sounds shady.
04:09 < Hunterkll> but i mean the 55" 4K TV they gave me was a $600 unit
04:09 < gnupluslinux> watch it be some little 04 netbook
04:09 < Hunterkll> so i'm expecting at least $500 in value
04:09 < Hunterkll> Nostalg14c, casino gift
04:09 < Hunterkll> lol
04:09 < enix> You must spend a shit tonne at casinos
04:10 < Hunterkll> actually, i'm going to reno on a casino comp next week
04:10 < gnupluslinux> he does
04:10 < Hunterkll> enix, Caesars says I won $16k last year
04:10 < Hunterkll> :/
04:10 < gnupluslinux> also spends a shit ton on flights
04:10 < Hunterkll> lol
04:10 < gnupluslinux> i wonder if it isn't better you dont just get a pilot license
04:10 < Hunterkll> enix, i built an $8k desktop and bought everything in cash
04:10 < Hunterkll> :p
04:10 < Hunterkll> gnupluslinux, fuck no, not with trans continental and internatinoal travel i do
04:11 <@Nostalg14c> such a weird word.
04:11 <@Nostalg14c> transcontinental
04:11 <@Nostalg14c> no-one but americans use it afaik
04:11 < gnupluslinux> i forget, are you sellin your old gfx cards?
04:11 < Hunterkll> gnupluslinux, my 980 Ti's are long gone
04:11 < Hunterkll> hawked 'em on ebay for like $500 each
04:12 < gnupluslinux> Nostalg14c, cause usually transcontinental elsewhere means actually crossing country borders
04:12 < Hunterkll> ^
04:12 <@Nostalg14c> so call it inter-state
04:12 < genr8_> 780ti fw
04:12 <@Nostalg14c> national.
04:12 < Hunterkll> Nostalg14c, it's shorter for me to fly transoceanic then it is for me to fly transcontinental
04:12 < Hunterkll> lol
04:12 < Hunterkll> literally
04:12 < gnupluslinux> we're muricans
04:12 <@Nostalg14c> fuck your transoceanic
04:12 < Hunterkll> 4-5 hours to Keflavik airport in iceland
04:12 < gnupluslinux> you expect use to be able to tell the diff between inter and intra state travel?
04:12 < Hunterkll> 6-7 hours to california
04:12 <@Nostalg14c> nobody uses intrastate
04:13 < Hunterkll> inter-state travel is like 2-3 states
04:13 < Hunterkll> not like
04:13 < Hunterkll> all of them
04:13 < xe0n> Hunterkll: oh so it's not this? https://techcommunity.microsoft.com/t5/Outlook-Blog/Centralized-Deployment-for-Outlook-add-ins-will-now-be-available/ba-p/161164
04:13 <+layer-eight> * xe0n →  Centralized Deployment for Outlook add-ins will now be available in preview - Microsoft Tech Community - 161164
04:13 < Hunterkll> xe0n, could be
04:13 < Hunterkll> yea
04:13 < xe0n> yeah, from feb
04:13 < gnupluslinux> centralized... deployment... of outlook?
04:13 < Hunterkll> it's GA now
04:13 < xe0n> sweet
04:13 < Hunterkll> gnupluslinux, addins
04:13 < Hunterkll> plugins
04:13 < Hunterkll> xe0n, but i mean, i want it in 2019
04:13 < Hunterkll> as in, not office 365
04:13 < xe0n> oh right lol
04:14 < Hunterkll> Nostalg14c, from Washington DC to London, United Kingdom is about the same amount of time as a flight from Washington DC to Los Angeles
04:15 < Hunterkll> my flight to LHR from IAD is 7h 15m
04:15 <@Nostalg14c> I live in like the most remote city in the world.
04:15 <@Nostalg14c> You dont have to talk to me about fly times.
04:15 < Hunterkll> lol
04:15 < Hunterkll> actually no
04:15 < Hunterkll> LAX is only 6 hours nonstop
04:15 < Hunterkll> Reykjavik is still closer
04:15 < nohusuro> holy shit snacks, what a monster https://www.ubnt.com/unifi/unifi-ap-xg/
04:15 <+layer-eight> * nohusuro →  Ubiquiti Networks - UniFi® AP XG
04:15 <@Nostalg14c> LAX is like 19H+ for me.
04:16 < togenshi> 4 hours flight to nearest city
04:16 < Hunterkll> Nostalg14c, my trip to moscow is insane
04:16 <@Nostalg14c> 9H?
04:17 < togenshi> we have PER <-> LHR though
04:17 < gnupluslinux> wasnt south korea trying to roll out 10g internets?
04:17 <@Nostalg14c> Elon solving this for us all anyways.
04:17 < Hunterkll> Nostalg14c, nah, it's 3 legs each way
04:17 < gnupluslinux> i really hate dealing with elon fans in person
04:18 < Hunterkll> IAD -> LHR 7h 15m / LHR -> HEL 2h 50m / HEL -> SVO 1h 40m - start 10:20PM EST August 13th, end 1:35AM Moscow time August 15th
04:18 < togenshi> Hunterkll: thats cause there isn't a direct link?
04:18 < Hunterkll> i'm literally losing an entire day
04:18 < xe0n> that's me today in the office lol
04:18 < Sousapro> nohusuro: yeah, I need that for my apartment lol
04:18 < Hunterkll> i've got ... 5.5 hour layover in heathrow
04:19 < Hunterkll> 3 hour layover in helinski
04:19 < Hunterkll> the return trip is fucking ROUGH though
04:19 < Hunterkll> i'm contemplating getting a cheap hotel in london because of it
04:19 < Sousapro> I have a nano HD and I need moar speed
04:19 < Hunterkll> leave DME at 6:10PM ... arrive LHR 8:20PM ... 4h 10m ....
04:19 < Hunterkll> overnight layover in LHR
04:19 < Hunterkll> leave 7:45AM from LHR to Chicago, arrive at 10:25am, 8h 40m flight time
04:20 < togenshi> PER <-> LHR is a 18hr flight
04:20 < Hunterkll> then run from one plane to the other because i only have a damn 1h 30m layover
04:20 < Hunterkll> and O'Hare sucks for terminal switching
04:20 < rpifan> sigh our contrustrction project in ecuador
04:20 < rpifan> likely is full of asbestos
04:20 < rpifan> as turns out most of the cement board and tiles are full of asbestos
04:20 < rpifan> because south america..
04:20 < togenshi> :S
04:21 < rpifan> its my fault too, i let my mom do stuff unsupervised
04:21 < Hunterkll> wat
04:21 < togenshi> tbh, not many people are aware of what asbestos looks like
04:23 < rpifan> i didnt know till last week
04:23 < rpifan> but thats not the only issue with the construction work
04:23 < rpifan> reallly my mom is not good at these things
04:23 < rpifan> she isnt good at a lot
04:23 < rpifan> she hated being a mother
04:23 < benjgvps> Well that's a relief, the scope for a temporary wifi setup we're deploying went from "Guest wifi at a huge music event covering a large section of the park" to "just provide staff/organizer wifi at the entrance, staff tent and backstage"
04:24 < Sousapro> What did she want to do instead, rpifan ?
04:24 < benjgvps> It may not crash and burn now :D
04:24 < rpifan> im not sure
04:24 < rpifan> hoenstly who the hell knows
04:24 < rpifan> turns out gma was pissed one day and she was spilling the tea
04:24 < rpifan> she was married before my dad
04:25 < Sousapro> benjgvps: throw UAP XG units at it until you have enough WiFi lol
04:25 < rpifan> to some jew
04:25 < rpifan> my mom was married before
04:25 < rpifan> anyway the point is building in south america is tough and requieres a lot of patience and dialog
04:25 < rpifan> which my mom isnt into
04:25 <@Nostalg14c> Offline servicing 108 updates.. this is gonna take all day >_<
04:26 < rpifan> benjgvps, what event
04:26 < rpifan> do u do bonaroo
04:26 < joelazot> hi
04:26 < benjgvps> Sousapro: I got a stack of Cambium E500 and E501S APs, Cambium ePMPs for backhaul and some Mikrotiks for switching/routing
04:27 < rpifan> hello joelazot jesus
04:27 < benjgvps> rpifan: small event in our city in northern ontario, not even close to bonaroo lol
04:27 < rpifan> hmm
04:27 < rpifan> but is that the kind of work u would do in theory
04:28 < benjgvps> nah, this is the first event of this kind we've done.
04:28 < benjgvps> we want to do it more, though.
04:29 < rpifan> wht kind of businss r u tho
04:29 < benjgvps> ISP (primarily fixed wireless, wholesale DSL and cable) and two-way radio
04:30 < rpifan> oh nice didnt i try to talk to u about Ecuador voip
04:30 < rpifan> also
04:30 < rpifan> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/System_Administrator_Appreciation_Day
04:30 <+layer-eight> * rpifan →  System Administrator Appreciation Day - Wikipedia
04:30 < rpifan> turns out we have a holiday
04:30 < rpifan> yay
04:31 < benjgvps> rpifan: I think so, I pointed you at the WISP Talk group and I'm pretty sure I saw you made a post
04:32 < rpifan> oh shit
04:32 < rpifan> dont dox me
04:32 < benjgvps> 2late
04:32 < rpifan> like for real
04:32 < Sousapro> I'm gonna dox rpifan
04:32 < rpifan> thatd be shitty
04:32 <@cryptic1> doxing = BANT!
04:32 < Sousapro> Your real name is... Felda
04:32 < joelazot> :o
04:33 <@cryptic1> no its felda pfsense
04:33 < rpifan> like im bad at being anonymous but at leas i try to keep my identities seperate
04:33 < Sousapro> ++
04:33 < benjgvps> nah, I wouldn't do that
04:33 < rpifan> still at least i kepe my pictures seperate
04:33 < rpifan> so u couldnt identify me on grindr
04:34 < benjgvps> That won't be an issue, for many reasons
04:34 < rpifan> lol
04:34 < rpifan> well now that u know my identity, lets talk businses
04:35 < joelazot> I probably should just start a new alias online; much easier than removing all the old identiying information etc
04:35 < rpifan> i have movied alias over the years
04:35 < rpifan> i had one for a long time
04:35 < rpifan> but it got way to widely used
04:35 < rpifan> luckily other ppl i know have not changed it
04:35 < rpifan> so i can keep tabs on them
04:37 < rpifan> this one guy who i went to school with in south america
04:37 < rpifan> is actually a somewhat big tech guy
04:37 < joelazot> ok
04:38 < rpifan> he got ugly, used to be cute, apparnetly he has been cofounder and cto of stuff
04:38  * Church- has throw away facebooks and twitter's he's been growing for a few years now.
04:38  * Church- debates on if he'll every use them.
04:39 < rpifan> i need to destroy my fb
04:40 <@Nostalg14c> who cares
04:40 < joelazot> lol
04:40 < rpifan> i care
04:40 < rpifan> obama cares
04:41 < Hunterkll> i have the odd urge to suck some dick in exchange for cash
04:42 < benjgvps> Hunterkll: I think that's hereditary
04:42 < Hunterkll> lol
04:42 < Hunterkll> https://i.imgur.com/lPGq2En.png
04:42 <+layer-eight> * Hunterkll →  IMGUR Image → Image/png → 6 days ago → 756x960 → ⚘ 51
04:42 < rpifan> do u ?
04:43 < Hunterkll> i don't get out enough to do so
04:43 < Hunterkll> lol
04:43 < rpifan> i think u sent a pic once
04:43 < Hunterkll> no?
04:43 < rpifan> like arent u kinda cute
04:43 < Hunterkll> i definitely don't have any pictures of me sucking dick
04:43 < Hunterkll> lol
04:43 < Hunterkll> well, i hope i don't anyway because if there are said pictures i don't know about them
04:43 < Hunterkll> ....
04:43 < Hunterkll> how the fuck did that reverse
04:43 < rpifan> lol
04:43 < Hunterkll> dafuq
04:43 < rpifan> but r u cute
04:43 < Hunterkll> i need an adult
04:44 < rpifan> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCtrBGG7l-k
04:44 <+layer-eight> * rpifan →  YouTube → First Pokemon: Let's Go Pikachu, Eevee Gameplay → ⚘ 550,870 ↑ 6,028 ↓ 1,093 ✍ 2,963
04:44 < rpifan> i find it funny to see white ppl speaking good japanese
04:44 < Hunterkll> ....
04:44 < Hunterkll> rpifan, i can't sing in english
04:44 < Hunterkll> but i'm a beast in japanese
04:44 < Hunterkll> especially with a guitar
04:44 < rpifan> lol
04:44 < rpifan> i doubt it
04:44 < Hunterkll> rpifan, I used to play bar gigs for anime conventions
04:45 < Hunterkll> X-Japan and Gravitation covers
04:45 < Hunterkll> Lost my guitarist and keyboardist over the years though so it fell to the wayside
04:45 < rpifan> oh thats right u r the govnt man
04:45 < Hunterkll> Still have all the good clothing
04:45 < rpifan> do u have any secrets
04:45 < Hunterkll> ;)
04:45 < rpifan> x keyscore
04:45 < rpifan> and shit
04:45 < rpifan> prism
04:45 < Hunterkll> rpifan, i don't know
04:45 < Hunterkll> rpifan, i will tell you this
04:45 < Hunterkll> the russians have my passport
04:45 < Hunterkll> :O
04:45 < rpifan> why
04:46 < Hunterkll> hopefully so they can affix a visa into it
04:46 < Hunterkll> hopefully i don't get denied
04:46 < Hunterkll> X_X
04:46 < rpifan> i just got a new passport old one was lost then foun dbut got canceled
04:46 < Hunterkll> political denial would suck
04:46 < rpifan> u know u cna marry me
04:46 < rpifan> and then u could go to russia
04:46 < rpifan> visa free
04:46 < Hunterkll> wat
04:46 < Hunterkll> but then they'd execute me
04:47 < rpifan> nop
04:48 < rpifan> south americans, certian ones, are allowed into russia visa free
04:48 < Hunterkll> rooosha does not like the gays
04:48 < rpifan> even gays ones
04:48 < Hunterkll> besides, i'll be getting female russian whores
04:48 < Hunterkll> lol
04:52 < joelazot> paypal takes so damn long to clear payments
04:53 < joelazot> i want to learn networking but I also want really really really want to go through my RHCSA pdfs
04:56 < rpifan> wht do u want rhcsa for
04:56 < joelazot> using it to learn linux
04:58 < rpifan> well i finally ran out of expired hiv meds
04:58 < rpifan> and have started on my new one pill a day
05:00 < epic_> test
05:00 < enix> huh
05:01 < enix> rpifan: you got aids?
05:01 < rpifan> i have hiv yes
05:01 < rpifan> for years
05:01  * Nostalg14c hugs his ELK cluster.
05:01 < rpifan> elk?
05:01 < enix> rpifan: elasticsearch logstash kibana
05:01 <@Nostalg14c> Elasticsearch Logstash Kibana
05:01 < enix> suck it Nostalg14c
05:01  * enix > Nostalg14c 
05:02 < misspwn_> rpifan, on a scale of 1 to bankruptcy how much are those pills per day
05:02 < enix> rpifan: what's it like living with it? Most people I know write it off as a death sentence, but I imagine you have ways to make it manageable
05:02 < enix> misspwn_: you sound a little more than mildly curious.......
05:02 < misspwn_> enix, well i'd imagine it's not cheap
05:03 < rpifan> they are bankruptcy
05:03 < rpifan> but due to a lot of situations atm im not paying for them
05:03 < misspwn_> and with medications now days the chances of transmission are incredibly low
05:03 < rpifan> actually they are zero
05:03 < misspwn_> at least from what i've read
05:03 < rpifan> no undetectable person in a 5 year study
05:03 < rpifan> has transmitted hiv
05:03 < misspwn_> that's fucking amazing
05:03 < rpifan> that study has been updated and replicated
05:04 < rpifan> so yea confirmation that in 99.9 percent no transimition
05:04 < misspwn_> it used to be a death sentence like enix said
05:04 < rpifan> there are situation in which u can still transmit but its not really possible in daily life
05:04  * Nostalg14c bans enix
05:04 < rpifan> but yea not a death sentences, some studies actually suggest hiv poz men live longer then non poz gays
05:05 < misspwn_> hmm not sure about those stats
05:05 < misspwn_> maybe because they are forced to take care of themselves more?
05:05 < rpifan> yes exactly
05:05 <@Nostalg14c> Problem with studies is 99% of them are useless.
05:06 < misspwn_> why aren't we all taking care of ourselves like that?
05:06 < rpifan> i htink its true
05:06 < misspwn_> we could live for zillions
05:06 < rpifan> especially normal gay men
05:06 < rpifan> r nasty
05:06 < enix> Nostalg14c: and that 87.6% of percentages and statistics are made up
05:07 <@Nostalg14c> yep
05:07 < enix> rpifan: that's really interesting though thanks for sharing. It's one of those topics you dont really hear much about unless you or someone you know has HIV
05:07 < rpifan> no problem i love to talk about my medication conditions
05:07 < rpifan> u know i am missing one testicle
05:07 < rpifan> cause of cancer
05:07 < rpifan> i got a fake one
05:07 < misspwn_> normal gay men are nasty? i'm not sure about that either. i've met many gay men in my life and the ones that actually ended up coming out as gay you wouldn't know and aren't pounding ass in a club and doing lines of coke on someones anus
05:08 < enix> misspwn_: wtf? Then whats the point of being gay?
05:08 < rpifan> exactly
05:08 < rpifan> most of the gays i know
05:08 < rpifan> are actually literallyh doing that
05:08 < misspwn_> to like dudes and be a normal person?
05:08 < rpifan> i was in the back room of a club once
05:08 < enix> im trying to think of what to say about the unipod but.. idk
05:08 < enix> is tehre a zipper or something so you can clean the fakey
05:08 < rpifan> and a guy said ill suck your dick only if u let me do a line of a coke off it
05:09 < rpifan> no zipper they just plopped it and tied to my ball sack
05:09 < misspwn_> my hair stylist is gay and well it's quite obvious, but he is just a doll
05:09 < enix> misspwn_: when he's working, I'm sure
05:09 < misspwn_> hahha
05:09 < enix> misspwn_: you seen Archer?
05:09 < misspwn_> don't you dare ruin my impression of him
05:10 < misspwn_> he is a saint
05:10 < enix> Those flashbacks of Ray in the gay club haha that's how I picture most gay mens night life. Well the ones I've met
05:10 < misspwn_> (probablly not)
05:10 < rpifan> show me
05:10 < rpifan> ive not seen him
05:10 < enix> rpifan: the tv show?
05:10 < rpifan> and hair gay are usually the nastiess seediest ones
05:10 < misspwn_> i've watched maybe one episode of archer
05:10 < rpifan> good fucks
05:10 < rpifan> probably a huge meth head
05:10 < misspwn_> rpifan, he's young, and has a beardy hipster boyfriend
05:11 < rpifan> yea
05:11 < rpifan> total meth head
05:11 < misspwn_> his teeth and skin are too nice for meth
05:11 < misspwn_> so obviously it's coke off a penis
05:11 < enix> misspwn_: there was this one gay bloke I worked with though who was the most aussie bloke you've ever met, and I was just sitting there one day staring at how blokey and "normal" this guy is and thought "... he would have sucked so much dick...."
05:11 < enix> Like... weirdest thing to picture
05:12 < rpifan> lol
05:12 < rpifan> im pretty str8 and normal
05:12 < rpifan> in office life anyway
05:12 < enix> lmao
05:13 < gavit> as a external contractor working for a company, is it legal/normal to ask for a list of my other customers?
05:13 < rpifan> Ive been wearing my rainbow shoes to work, cause my other shoes are getting wasted, but thats about as gay as i go
05:13 < enix> to be asked or to ask
05:13 < rpifan> it took anyone a week ot even ask about them
05:13 < enix> rpifan: I find noone gives a shit anymore
05:13 <@Nostalg14c> gavit: no
05:13 < gavit> enix: as part of the contract they want me to quarterly report a list of my customers
05:13 < enix> rpifan: I told people at the new job that I'm vegan and they didn't even acknowledge what I said lol
05:13 < enix> gavit: No, you should not be providing that information
05:14 < rpifan> lol
05:14 < rpifan> sad
05:14 <@Nostalg14c> gavit: youd want to ask your other customers if theyre ok for that
05:14 < rpifan> vegans are nasty ppl
05:14 < misspwn_> rpifan, you have rainbow shoes!?
05:14 < enix> gavit: Just put it back onto that company and say you keep peoples data and information private.
05:14 < enix> rpifan: if you say so lol
05:14 < misspwn_> i feel like that just pushes me even closer to having a virtual gay bff
05:14 < gavit> Nostalg14c: enix thanks
05:15 < rpifan> i do have rainbow shoes
05:15 < misspwn_> yeeee
05:15 < rpifan> i bought them last year
05:15 < rpifan> when i had student loan oney and figured i didnt have any rainbow things
05:15 < rpifan> i bought a huge rainbow flag earlier this year as well
05:15 < rpifan> its so big it wont fit on my window
05:15 < misspwn_> well let's not get too gay
05:15 < rpifan> lol
05:15 < rpifan> uve seen me with my pup hood
05:15 < rpifan> well these new hiv pills are making me a bit woosy
05:15 < rpifan> feel kinda weird
05:16 < misspwn_> do you feel the hiv draining?
05:16 < misspwn_> lvl'ing up
05:16 < rpifan> in general yes
05:16 < rpifan> atm im just feeling like really heavy, it shouldnt really make a difference i was basically on the same meds just seperate pills but maybe put together there differnet
05:17 < misspwn_> it's like you finally evolved from jiggly puff into your final form
05:17 < rpifan> well one of the components is a different med
05:17 < rpifan> but from basically the same family
05:17 < misspwn_> is it a combo extended release kinda med?
05:17 < rpifan> yeap
05:17 < rpifan> biktarvy
05:17 < misspwn_> dank
05:18 < rpifan> https://www.poz.com/article/fda-approves-gileads-singletablet-hiv-regimen-biktarvy
05:18 <+layer-eight> * rpifan →  FDA Approves Gilead's Single-Tablet HIV Regimen Biktarvy - POZ
05:18 < rpifan> previosuly i was taking truvada and isentress
05:18 < rpifan> and that twice a day dosing
05:18 < misspwn_> i hope you feel pretty fn grateful to have the priviledge to gain access to that
05:18 < rpifan> then i moved myself to isentress hd which was stil two pills but once a day
05:18 < misspwn_> many aren't so lucky
05:18 < rpifan> now im on one pill
05:18 < rpifan> i only switched because this latest combo is only 3 meds
05:18 < rpifan> some of the other one pills are like 4 or 5 meds
05:19 < rpifan> and yea, but i gotta say i only got on hiv meds when i was in ecuador
05:19 < rpifan> and even then they were actually moving almost at the same speed as the us
05:19 < rpifan> in providing free meds
05:19 < rpifan> in ecuaor i never missed any doses, in the us ive missed lots of doses because of fucken insurance and shit
05:20 < misspwn_> personally it's not my business on how someone contracts it, be it from an intimate ordeal or some bloodbath freak accident, everyone should have access to that without worrying if they can eat or pay their bills
05:22 < rpifan> yea
05:23 < rpifan> https://www.poz.com/article/Party-Favors-7156-3882
05:23 <+layer-eight> * rpifan →  Party Favors - POZ
05:28 < misspwn_> man, all those sound bad rpifan
05:29 < rpifan> not bad
05:29 < gnupluslinux> Hunterkll, why is anime such trash
05:29 < misspwn_> just smoke some weed
05:29 < rpifan> misspwn_, so i forget if u answered, do u have a man / spawns?
05:29 < misspwn_> quit injecting your meth
05:29 < misspwn_> rpifan, i do yeah
05:29 < misspwn_> downloaded off irc long time ago
05:30 < rpifan> so why were u trying to get a gay guy to mess around with u
05:30 < misspwn_> o m g, i just wanted a gay bff
05:31 < misspwn_> thought we were cool, dawg
05:31 < rpifan> but do u want to mess around with gays
05:32 < misspwn_> naw, i have no interest in trying to turn any of you straight unless it's anderson cooper
05:32 < rpifan> lol
05:32 < rpifan> he is a bad fuck
05:32 < rpifan> im told
05:33 < misspwn_> that wouldn't surprise me, and i'd imagine his blue steel gaze could get creepy
05:34 < rpifan> ywea
05:34 <@Nostalg14c> ughh
05:34 <@Nostalg14c> whyyy MS whyy
05:35 < xe0n> whyyyy lissa wwhyyyy
05:35 <@Nostalg14c> https://i.imgur.com/FO6aBJe.png
05:35 <+layer-eight> * Nostalg14c →  IMGUR Image → Image/png → a few seconds ago → 533x442 → ⚘ 3
05:36 < togenshi> Nostalg14c: i know right
05:38 < misspwn_> lel MS calls me like 3x a day at work for some support ticket
05:38 < rpifan> realyy
05:38 < misspwn_> they tryin to close it over some synnc issue and i know it's because his supervisor is like close that shit
05:39 < misspwn_> i finally made headway with it and am working with three people to get them archiving their emails and using outlook app
05:39 < misspwn_> poop, ima go to bed before i turn into a pumpkin, night nerds
05:42 < rpifan> night human female
05:44  * IronY reads backlog, me stops at anderson cooper sex talk, washes eyes, takes enough medication to forget
05:44 <@JollyRgrs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__3DpIJilQI
05:44 <+layer-eight> * JollyRgrs →  YouTube → Ozzy Man Reviews: Cricket Nut Shots → ⚘ 5,940,310 ↑ 74,413 ↓ 1,561 ✍ 2,765
05:45 <@JollyRgrs> IronY: just watch this
05:46  * LemWork facepalms
05:47 < LemWork> Dymo label printers... they don't make a single model with ethernet built in... they're all USB
05:47 < jay-ros> I've put 'rock dj' in about 30 people's heads today... you're all gonna get it now :)
05:48 <+A-KO> welp
05:48 <+A-KO> drive died
05:48 < Hunterkll> whcih one
05:48 < Hunterkll> porn one?
05:48 < Hunterkll> lol
05:49 < Hunterkll> A-KO, now you go to microcenter tomorrow to buy a replacement and RMA the other one so you always have a spare on hand
05:49 < Hunterkll> :3
05:52 <@JollyRgrs> Hunterkll: that's what i did when i was putting my P4 machine together
05:52 <@JollyRgrs> ordered Antec True 430 PSU... it blue sparked on first power on
05:52 <@JollyRgrs> went to CompUSA to get a new in box, then wehn I got one from RMA replacement, I just returned that to the store
05:53 < Hunterkll> lol
05:53 < Hunterkll> i meant keep the RMA
05:53 <@JollyRgrs> eh, but that means more $ spent
05:54 <@JollyRgrs> i netted $0
05:54 <@JollyRgrs> or you mean return to the store the broken one?
05:54 <+A-KO> Hunterkll: LOL
05:54 <+A-KO> good idea
05:54 <+A-KO> except MC is closed atm
05:55 <+A-KO> or about to close
05:55 <+A-KO> as in I wouldn't get there in time
05:55 <+A-KO> this drive failure is a new thing
05:55 < Hunterkll> so you do it tomorrow
05:55  * LemWork stabs jay-ros with a spoon
05:55 <+A-KO> So--is it actually possible for the drive to actually remove from the storage pool with 100% provisioning? It's "preparing for removal"
05:55 <+A-KO> I'm tempted to buy an external HD to add to the pool and let it use that, then add the replacemnt to the pool
05:55 <@JollyRgrs> https://youtu.be/mqVrtv5dlRw?t=205
05:55 <+layer-eight> * JollyRgrs →  ⚓  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqVrtv5dlRw&feature=youtu.be&t=205 → YouTube → Ozzy Man Reviews: MEGA COMPILATION #1 → ⚘ 4,254,253 ↑ 68,653 ↓ 1,100 ✍ 2,368
05:56 <+A-KO> I don't think it can properly remove the drive from the pool w/o available space to move data
05:56 <+A-KO> it hasn't complained just yet...though
05:56 <+A-KO> anyways, CPU temp is fixed now
05:56 <+A-KO> so that's good
05:57 < Hunterkll> A-KO, you can't without the space. but you can add the new one
05:57 < jay-ros> the fuck am I getting spooned for?
05:58 < jay-ros>  cash me ousside, how bou dat?
05:59 <+A-KO> Hunterkll: what I mean is, if I add an external drive (USB3) to the pool
05:59 < Hunterkll> A-KO, wait, you still have that dumb fucked 100% provisioned pool ?
05:59 <+A-KO> yes
05:59 <+A-KO> I haven't redone it yet
05:59 < Hunterkll> lol
05:59 <+A-KO> I need t o
05:59 < Hunterkll> A-KO, yes, you can use a USB drive
06:00 <+A-KO> so I should be able to add a 4TB drive usb3, move data around, pull shit drive, add in RMA
06:00 <+A-KO> I did the advance RMA
06:00 <+A-KO> shit's still under wrranty
06:00 < Hunterkll> yea
06:00 < nojeffrey> If an SFP interface has both gigabit and tengigabit: https://i.imgur.com/SceXWdV.png, do you need to administrativly shut down the Gi1/1/2 to use the Te1/1/1? Or does it just detect what GBIC(1GB or 10GB) is installed and determines the right interface?
06:00 <+A-KO> honestly it could just be a loose sata cable
06:00 <+layer-eight> * nojeffrey →  IMGUR Image → Image/png → 3 hours ago → 535x307 → ⚘ 43
06:00 <+A-KO> but I really don't feel like taking shit apart again
06:00 < Hunterkll> A-KO, that's how i shuffled my drives around
06:00 < Hunterkll> to make my 9 drive storage pool into a 6 drive pool
06:00 <+A-KO> CPU cooler is working smoothly now
06:00 < Hunterkll> used USB
06:01 <+A-KO> so that's good
06:01 <+A-KO> no more 90C CPU temps
06:01 <+A-KO> more like 65-70C temps
06:01 < Hunterkll> lel
06:01 <+A-KO> lol
06:01 < Hunterkll> A-KO, i have an 18 core CPU that's never seen over 65
06:01 <+A-KO> under load, no AVX
06:01 < Hunterkll> wtf is wrong with you
06:01 <+A-KO> 4790K runs warm
06:01 <+A-KO> known thing
06:01 < Hunterkll> lol
06:01 <+A-KO> just how it is
06:01 <+A-KO> I'm running my Noctua's, though
06:02 <+A-KO> which are WAY BETTER than the stock Corsair's
06:02 < Hunterkll> and here i am running buttcoin miners
06:02 <+A-KO> I want to pick up a pair of the new Noctua's
06:02 < Hunterkll> with whatever the fuck stock fan came on my 212 Evo cooler
06:02 <+A-KO> the NF-A12x25 PWM
06:02 < Hunterkll> l;ol
06:02 <+A-KO> aaand Explorer crash lolol
06:02 < Hunterkll> except the GPU fans my system only has 3 fans
06:02 < Hunterkll> CPU fan, and 2 case fans
06:02 < Hunterkll> though i'm running with two glass panels off sooooo
06:02 <+A-KO> REALLY need to redo this storage space
06:03 <+A-KO> into a 3-way mirror
06:03 < Hunterkll> lol
06:03 < Hunterkll> not even that
06:03 < Hunterkll> i yelled at you about that overprovisioning shit
06:03 < Hunterkll> lol
06:03 <+A-KO> well that too
06:03 < Hunterkll> A-KO, should upgrade yourself to enterprise so you can ReFS too
06:03 <+A-KO> I'm only about 3-4TB used so
06:03 <+A-KO> I'm on ReFS
06:03 <+A-KO> I just can't provision NEW ReFS
06:03 < Hunterkll> heh
06:03 <+A-KO> lol
06:03 < Hunterkll> you'll need it
06:04 < Hunterkll> actually
06:04 <+A-KO> I could also go buy 3x 8TB drives
06:04 < LemWork> [11:46:37] <jay-ros> I've put 'rock dj' in about 30 people's heads today... you're all gonna get it now :)
06:04 < nojeffrey> LemWork They are all reasonably priced too around $100-200, if you go the next brand up like Startronics they come with ethernet, but also cost ~$1.5k each
06:04 <+A-KO> but moving the data around will be fun
06:04 < Hunterkll> i need to get you hooked in my AAD tenant so you can access MSDN & AP stuff
06:04 <+A-KO> I literally just got my PC fixed
06:04 < Hunterkll> we also need to get your domain lit up on our o365
06:04 < LemWork> nojeffrey we have literally 50 fucking rolls of dymo labels
06:04 < LemWork> I'd prefer to stick to dymo
06:04 < nojeffrey> yeah fair enough
06:04 <@JollyRgrs> i'm still laughing at this ozzy man review
06:04 < jay-ros> LemWork - I know what you mean, I mean, when's it gonna stop?
06:04 < jay-ros> DJ
06:05 < jay-ros> cos you're keeping me up all night
06:05  * LemWork stabs jay-ros with a cricket bat
06:05 < jay-ros> Brilliant cover drive from LemWork
06:05 < Hunterkll> i should see how long i can live in las vegas on casino comps
06:05  * LemWork predicts about 30 seconds
06:06 < nojeffrey> Hunterkll have you gone to russia yet?
06:06 < Hunterkll> LemWork, well i already have 3 nights in july and 5 nights for defcon
06:06 < Hunterkll> nojeffrey, no, but the russians have my passport now
06:06 < nojeffrey> what? and will you be there while the world cup is still on
06:06 < jay-ros> 'The russians have my passport' is something I've learned to expect from you, Hunterkll... with no kneejerk reactions
06:06 < Hunterkll> nojeffrey, nope
06:06 < Hunterkll> nojeffrey, i'm going right after defcon for a week
06:06 < Hunterkll> literally DEFCON -> WASHINGTON DC -> MOSCOW
06:06 < Hunterkll> not shady at all
06:06 < nojeffrey> heh
06:07 < Hunterkll> jay-ros, well how else do they affix the visa into it if they approve me?
06:07 < Hunterkll> i'm half-afraid of rejection for political reasons though :(
06:07 < jay-ros> Washington sounds the riskiest in that regard
06:07 < nojeffrey> soccer is shit anyway, watched 1 game - so much faking it's pathetic
06:07 < Hunterkll> i get home from defcon on sunday then fly out of DC monday afternoon
06:07 < Hunterkll> lol
06:07 < jay-ros> Hunterkll - I'm in the CBD where I live, embassies are a lunch break away
06:07 < Hunterkll> jay-ros, they'd still have to retain it while approving/denying
06:07 < Hunterkll> and affixing
06:07 < Hunterkll> so i'd still have to leave it and pick it up if i went down to DC and did it myself
06:08 < jay-ros> oh. I've always just rocked up and they've done it
06:08 < Hunterkll> i'm using an agency thoguh so i don't fuck it up
06:08 < Hunterkll> for russia?
06:08 < Hunterkll> it's full page and glued
06:08 < Hunterkll> and if the glue fucks up they can bounce you at the border
06:08 < Hunterkll> etc
06:08 < jay-ros> russia I've only helped the other way round, girlfriend's mother's visa from russia to australia
06:08 < jay-ros> she went down and got a sticker
06:08 < Hunterkll> yea
06:08 < jay-ros> online processing in AU is above and beyond
06:09 <+A-KO> Hunterkll: 1:2 SSDs & 1:3 HDDs + SSDs?
06:09 <+A-KO> right now I've got single 1TB & 2:2/2:2
06:09 < Hunterkll> A-KO, ?
06:09 < jay-ros> :) I just entertained my symantec cloud tech in the US and his three coworkers after referring to US timezone as 'Orange 45 timezone'
06:09 < Hunterkll> jay-ros, http://www.st-petersburg-essentialguide.com/russian-visa.html#
06:09 <+layer-eight> * Hunterkll →  Russian Visa Step by Step Guide
06:09 < Hunterkll> russian visa is full page
06:09 <+A-KO> 1 column, 2 way mirror on a 'primary' SSD setup?
06:09 <+A-KO> and 1 column, 3-way mirror of HDDs?
06:09 < Hunterkll> er
06:09 < Hunterkll> well i'm not running any mirrors on my SSDs
06:09 < Hunterkll> but yea
06:09 <+A-KO> I'd lose my tiering if I do that unless I buy another 250GB SSD to add to the tiered space
06:09 < Hunterkll> i have 6 drives, 1 column 3-way
06:10 < jay-ros> My god Hunterkll... that website is stunning
06:10 < Hunterkll> if you go 2 column you have to be religious about drive sizes
06:10 < jay-ros> it's got the hollistic relaxation only offered by a pre-wordpress published site
06:11 < abakedapplepie> my wife just killed a stinkbug
06:11 < abakedapplepie> :/
06:12 <@JollyRgrs> hahaha
06:12 <@JollyRgrs> forever more she'll use that as excuse to have you kill ALL bugs
06:12 < Hunterkll> ME SO HAWNY
06:12 <@JollyRgrs> lol
06:13 < jay-ros> abakedapplepie, so fucking funny
06:13 < Hunterkll> A-KO, dude i'm so psyched for moscow i hope my visa is approved :'(
06:19 < jay-ros> Uurgh, I've had a super busy week, and I'm moving house next thursday and have barely worked on sorting everything out...
06:19 < jay-ros> worst.
06:20 < xe0n> im supposed to help my mate move on the weekend
06:20 < xe0n> ugh
06:22 < jay-ros> I've only got my bedroom furniture and a few things aside from bedroom stuff to move
06:23 <@Nostalg14c> Sweaty palms when another admin mentioned he was trying to use the WSUS Console on the SCCM server :(
06:23 < jay-ros> leaving my couches to my housemate to take with him, and I've been in this place 12 months and did a council cleanup with my old stuff when I moved in
06:23 <@JollyRgrs> Nostalg14c: oh dang
06:23 < Hunterkll> Nostalg14c, I do that sometimes .... to fix things
06:23 <@JollyRgrs> i hope he knows what he's doing
06:23 <@Nostalg14c> Yeah i've since read its just a myth to not use it.
06:23 <@Nostalg14c> But he was in there coz he has no idea what he's doing.
06:23 <@JollyRgrs> Nostalg14c: it's not a myth, you can screw stuff up
06:24 < Hunterkll> Nostalg14c, if your SUP is busted - maybe the MP can't configure it or whatever - you gotta get dirty
06:24 < Hunterkll> but it's highly dangerous
06:24 <@JollyRgrs> ^^
06:24 < Hunterkll> i've had to go in before and nuke all supersceeded updates and shit like that in really tough situations
06:24 < xe0n> dangeeerrouussss
06:24 < Hunterkll> but it's like opening ADSI edit
06:24 < Hunterkll> you better be scared
06:24 <@JollyRgrs> i had the issue where that win10 update borked if you hadn't done the WSUS patch yet
06:24 < jay-ros> If you don't go in there nervous, you're gonna fuck something up
06:24 < xe0n> livin on the edge
06:24 <@JollyRgrs> that took some good undoing
06:24 < Hunterkll> lol
06:25 < Hunterkll> JollyRgrs, wasn't that just a routine 2012 R2 patch thoguh?
06:25 < Hunterkll> we never had that issue
06:25 < jay-ros> xe0n - new couch https://endpoint879831.azureedge.net/versions/e4525077-afc9-451e-b676-b395ee63614b.jpg
06:25 <+layer-eight> * jay-ros →  IMAGE/JPG Document, 54,496 bytes
06:25 < xe0n> people didnt do the post upgrade steps typically lol
06:25 <@JollyRgrs> Hunterkll: our wintel team only did spotty security only updates
06:25 <@JollyRgrs> so it wasn't on there
06:25 < Hunterkll> ah
06:25 <@JollyRgrs> THAT was the day i learned they did a shitty patching job
06:25 <@JollyRgrs> for now on, i don't assume that
06:25 < jay-ros> xe0n - coffee table, tv cabinet, dining table - https://www.castlery.com.au/search?q=seb
06:25 <+layer-eight> * jay-ros →  Search Result | Castlery Australia
06:25 < jay-ros> new stuff is best stuff
06:27 < Hunterkll> when your camera shoots so fast
06:27 < Hunterkll> it has recoil
06:28 < jay-ros> I went in and rebuilt our WSUS a while back, worked a treat
06:29 <@JollyRgrs> g'nite kids
06:29 < jay-ros> goodnight jolly, sleep well pumpkin
06:30 < jay-ros> sweet dreams <3
06:30 < jay-ros> uurgh, I am not proud to say I'm in over my head on these network configurations
06:42 < gnupluslinux> every time this nonsense pops up i feel myself getting dumber https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6yg4ImnYwA
06:42 <+layer-eight> * gnupluslinux →  YouTube → Bushworld Adventures | Adult Swim → ⚘ 6,764,229 ↑ 232,727 ↓ 14,140 ✍ 26,159
06:56 <@Nostalg14c> fucking boner alert.
06:56 <@Nostalg14c> Elastic Cloud got me GOOD
06:56 <@Nostalg14c> Fucking SOLD
06:56 < Hunterkll> someone hasn't gotten azure training yet
06:56 < Hunterkll> :>
06:57 <@Nostalg14c> No idea what that has to do with anything.
06:57 < Hunterkll> ohhhh
06:57 < Hunterkll> Nostalg14c, for some reason i was thinking EC2
06:57 < Hunterkll> lol
06:57 <@Nostalg14c> lol
06:58 <@Nostalg14c> They give a free 14-day trial, no CC
06:58 < Hunterkll> i just added A-KO to my AAD tenant
06:58 <@Nostalg14c> get 3 instances with 4GB RAM and 96GB SSD.
06:58 < Hunterkll> so he coudl get into the new partner center
06:58 < Hunterkll> lol
06:58 <@Nostalg14c> Lord knows how they can afford that.
07:44 <+A-KO> woot
07:44 <+A-KO> I'm in my first video game credits :D
07:47 < xe0n> as in, you finished a game?
07:54 < jay-ros> Did you kickstarter a new jackbox game?
07:54 < Hunterkll> A-KO, nice
07:54 < Hunterkll> A-KO, i have to call in support on my server again due to I/O deadlocks
07:54 < Hunterkll> :(
07:55 < Hunterkll> A-KO, did you get the email from microsoft?
07:55 < plop> morning peeps
08:04 < enix> hi plop
08:04 < plop> morning enix!
08:04 < plop> how is it going?
08:15 < vader-> I'm curious if ICQ will actually unlock my account
08:16 < vader-> ICQ was ahead of its time back in the day
08:18 < plop> i remember when you could see what the other person was typing and then deleting it hah
08:18 < vader-> Hehe ya
08:19 < plop> it was fun
08:19 < plop> msn messenger took over quickly
08:19 < vader-> Then AIM
08:19 < plop> AIM was never used in spain.
08:20 < vader-> In the states I would say AIM went more mainstream
08:20 < plop> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdVfYylHM9g
08:20 <+layer-eight> * plop →  YouTube → MSN Messenger Message Sound → ⚘ 34,995 ↑ 107 ↓ 4 ✍ 5
08:21 < plop> gonna put this on my phone notifications sound lol
08:21 < vader-> I remember ICQ had the ut oh sound
08:22 < jay-ros> vader- I have my ICQ login
08:22 < jay-ros> we were talking about it 4 or 5 months ago, and I still have my original hotmail account as a spam mailbox
08:22 < jay-ros> ...I 'forgot my password' on it, and it came through...
08:22 < vader-> I had a prodigy.net account
08:22 < jay-ros> I had beer.com
08:22 < vader-> Sadly it never got moved over to att
08:23 < vader-> https://www.irccloud.com/pastebin/rRz0dcPW
08:23 <+layer-eight> * vader- →  Snippet | IRCCloud
08:23 < vader-> That was what ICQ sent me
08:23 < jay-ros> anyway, I installed ICQ on my mobile, and now I have it installed there... still has the old friends on it like Skanky_Girl17
08:23 < vader-> All the info they wanted to know to restore my account
08:23 < jay-ros> oh! I just clicked 'forgot password'
08:24 < vader-> Ya I tried thst
08:24 < vader-> And it wouldn't unlock the account t
08:24 < vader-> Said it couldn't do it
08:24 < jay-ros> strange. I found the old signup email and went from there
08:24 < jay-ros> I might've done it on the mobile app
08:24 < vader-> I signed up in 1997
08:24 < vader-> Hehe
08:25 < jay-ros> what was your ICQ number?
08:25 < jay-ros> screw signup time, it's all about how low the number is
08:25 < vader-> I had a 7 digit
08:26 < jay-ros> nice
08:26 < jay-ros> mine was 8... 44756400's
08:26 < jay-ros> but then again... I'm logged in
08:27 < vader-> Hehe
08:27 < vader-> Way to rub it in
08:29 < jay-ros> I just showed my teammate, then showed him the notification sound... 'original'
08:30 < jay-ros> uh oh...
08:32 < vader-> Ya
08:32 < vader-> I missed that
08:33 < vader-> Can you search and see if you see 2115557
08:35 < jay-ros> Hahhaah
08:35 < jay-ros> just as a side note... my girlfriend of 6 months is russian, and i've been learning cyrillic
08:36 < jay-ros> I know that 'CYB' sounds like 'SUV'
08:37 < jay-ros> yeah?
08:38 < vader-> Did I come up?
08:38 < jay-ros> 'suv' in the surname?
08:39 < vader-> Na
08:39 < jay-ros> ah
08:45 < jay-ros> Worst day, sitting here watching microsoft bounce around our mailbox servers trying to work something out
08:54 < xe0n> bounce buonce, c'mon bounce
08:54 < plop> shake shake ?
08:56 < jay-ros> COMON BABY (come on baby) TWIST AND SHOOOUTTT
08:56 < jay-ros> (twist and shout)
10:17 <+ihre> 6h ttl ftw
11:17 < plop> is everybody working?
11:20 < FenJai> Yes
11:20 < FenJai> I got sweets
11:20 < plop> send me some /dcc
11:20 < FenJai> Cant do it direct. You'll need to pick them up at the local shop
11:21 < plop> meh
11:29 <+ihre> sweet 1s and 0s
11:29 <+ihre> yummu
11:29 <+ihre> y
11:30 <+ihre> plop: when is your lunch meeting at celler de can roca?
11:30 <+ihre> it was bumped from 3 to 2 yesterday :P
11:30 < plop> june 30th!
11:31 < plop> yeah i saw! so excited
11:31 <+ihre> i envy you :3 i'd love to visit it once
11:32 < plop> yeah. you need to book it 1 year in advance
11:32 <+ihre> jeez
11:33 < plop> a coworker had a reservation and someone cancelled and they said me if i wanted to go
11:33 < plop> it is expensive but not absurd. 200€ menu + 100€ wine pairing.
11:33 < Hatsjoe> Whats so special about that place?
11:33 <+ihre> plop: lucky!
11:33 <+ihre> Hatsjoe: do you know Michelin stars?
11:33 < Hatsjoe> ihre: yeah
11:33 <+ihre> celler has 3
11:33 < Hatsjoe> of course :P
11:34 < Hatsjoe> ah, good for them :P
11:34 < plop> Hatsjoe, well,it is that kind of very elaborate food, but in this case, they tell stories about the area, family, traditions..
11:34 < Hatsjoe> Sounds like no place I'd enjoy.. I just want to eat my precious meat in peace.
11:35 < plop> Hatsjoe, yeah, me too, but at least once i'd like to experience it
11:35 <+ihre> boer :^)
11:35 < Hatsjoe> plop: I can imagine
11:35 < Hatsjoe> ihre: haha yep!
11:35 < plop> and i live at 40km from the restaurant so.
11:36 < Hatsjoe> 14 u. 25 min. (1.517 km) for me
11:37 < plop> haha where are you located?
11:39 < humpaxx> Today is Fish and potatoes with some tasty sause to go with that from a restaurant not too far away
11:39 < humpaxx> om nom nom
11:40 < plop> so hungry
11:40 < plop> it seems tonight is calzone thursday
12:33 < Hatsjoe> plop: Netherlands
12:34 < Hatsjoe> 30km North of Amsterdam
12:44 <+ihre> those cookie policies which hand you a consent screen with ticked boxes that are grayed out are just dumb
12:44 <+ihre> like https://www.nginx.com/
12:45 < plop> Hatsjoe,  nice!
13:25 <+AnonymooseWork> user-and-abuser - just FYI it turned out there was something wrong with that EMC SAN - they are sending a CE today
13:26 < user-and-abuser> interesting
13:26 <+AnonymooseWork> yeah
13:26  * AnonymooseWork yawns
13:26 <+AnonymooseWork> i'm flying down there today too, which sucks
13:26 <+AnonymooseWork> missing my close friends wedding saturday
13:27 <+AnonymooseWork> been up since 3:30 to get to the airport on time too
13:31 < FenJai> Damn, AnonymooseWork hope you're getting a bunch of extra cash for that
13:32 <+AnonymooseWork> FenJai - well lets just say once all this shit is resolved i'm taking a vacation
13:32 <+AnonymooseWork> and revisiting my career goals
13:46 <+ihre> AnonymooseWork: sign up for the space force!
13:49 < FenJai> Its not possible to add 8 HDDs to a NUC is it ?
13:50 < SynMonger> a snuke?
13:50 <+ihre> https://nl.aliexpress.com/item/USB3-0-To-SATA-3-Cable-For-2-5inch-HDD-SSD-Converter-Adapter-External-USB-3/32364884059.html :P
13:50 <+AnonymooseWork> lol FenJai probly not
13:50 <+ihre> x 8
13:50 <+AnonymooseWork> ihre LOL space force
13:50 <+ihre> with a hub
13:51 <+ihre> AnonymooseWork: you can be a space marine
13:51 <+AnonymooseWork> lol ihre
13:51 <+ihre> https://www.games-workshop.com/resources/catalog/product/920x950/99060101324_AzraelNEW_01.jpg
13:53 <+ihre> https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/warhammer40k/images/b/be/Supreme_Grand_Master_Azrael_combat.jpg still love their art
13:53 <+ihre> expensive af though
13:53 < SynMonger> http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/994/268/399.jpg
13:54 <+ihre> imperial guard is lame
13:56 < sideup66> Oh no not this nonsense again
13:57 < sideup66> Browser exploit with a banner https://amp.thehackernews.com/thn/2018/06/browser-cross-origin-vulnerability.html?m=1
13:57 < SynMonger> nice try, mr. hacker
14:01 < asimon> Good morning my friends
14:02 < Casteil> stfu
14:05 < estranger> Sawp
14:05 < estranger> Slept like a baby last night, today is going to be a good day
14:07 <@cryptic1> morning
14:08 < asimon> Why would you say that Casteil
14:08 < estranger> He's a rude dude with a bad attitude
14:09 < FenJai> I did not sleep well last night or the night before. However I have so much interesting stuff I want to do that I didnt go the bed early
14:10 < FenJai> The number of fucks I can give is clearly conencted to how much sleep I get
14:11 < FenJai> Current number fucks is rather low
14:15 <@cryptic1> FenJai, networks down
14:15 < FenJai> Let it burn cryptic1
14:16 <@cryptic1> FenJai, email is down
14:17 < FenJai> Don't joke about email. I'm still recovering from a shitty email migration recently
14:18 <@cryptic1> FenJai, payroll app db is corrupted and backups have failed for the last 6 weeks
14:19 < FenJai> More
14:19 < FenJai> MOAR
14:19 < estranger> FenJai: fortnite is down
14:20 <@cryptic1> O_o you have gone too far estranger, BANT!
14:20 < FenJai> Let me get the champaign
14:22 < asimon> Down for two weeks??
14:22 < FenJai> Remember when PSN was down for 2 weeks ?
14:23 <@cryptic1> 2 weeks?
14:23 <@cryptic1> try like 3-4 months
14:23 <@cryptic1> i ended up selling my ps3 because of it
14:23 < arlion> I worked for Playstation as a security consultant during that tiime.
14:23 < arlion> when PS was hacked and the world ended
14:23 < arlion> it wasn't fun.
14:25 < FenJai> Do tell arlion
14:26 < arlion> At the time, it was the largest account hack at the time.
14:26 < arlion> this was back in.... 2011 ish time I think
14:27 <@cryptic1> it sucked
14:28 < arlion> I was involved in fixing the shit, a security device was implemented that monitored via ossec all files changed on the authentication server.
14:28 < arlion> lit up like christmas everytime an update ran, and the CTO of PS networks was called every time.
14:31 < FenJai> Damn, thats a pain
14:32 < estranger> They replaced most of their stack a few years after that, you'll be glad to know
14:33 < mtnielsen> why on would microsoft make it so a published remoteapp also opens up a remoteapp for windows update on the server
14:34 <@cryptic1> the real question is why not
14:34 <@cryptic1> should do it for all them
14:35 <@cryptic1> stop avoiding the updates mtnielsen
14:35 < SynMonger> you can't make me eat my veggies
14:36  * arlion grips SynMonger's hair on the back of his head firmly in my fist, then uses the leverage to slam SynMonger's face into the plate of vegetables and says "How do you like these apples!?"
14:37 <+giant_it_burrit> apples are fruit
14:38  * SynMonger sniffs back some tears
14:38 < SynMonger> You're not my REAL dad!
14:40 < asimon> Ah fuck
14:40 < vinrock> goddamnit
14:40 < asimon> I accidentally deployed an old version of solidworks to this computer
14:41 < asimon> Now I gotta wait like an hour for it to install just so I can uninstall it
14:41 < asimon> Then put the correct version on later
14:41 < vinrock> just hit the power butan
14:41 < asimon> SW gives us enough problems as it is, I ain't chancing an incomplete installation
14:42 < FenJai> I agree with asimon
14:42 < vinrock> jollyrgrs halp im being ganged up on
14:42 < FenJai> Let the uninstaller take care fo that shit, even if it takes a while
14:45 < SynMonger> nothing ventured, nothing gained
14:45 < rootsudo> I guess I'm a pussy
14:46 < rootsudo> I called out of work today because I'm partly sick.
14:46 < vinrock> pussy
14:46 < rootsudo> My finger is swollen and my lip is swollen.
14:46 < vinrock> ew
14:46  * Casteil facepalms
14:46 < vinrock> those are some random ass symptoms
14:46 < rootsudo> vinrock IKR.
14:46 < Casteil> "This report can be filtered (and then exported to Excel if desired)"
14:47 < SynMonger> webmd says it's cancer, good luck
14:47 < rootsudo> It makes no sense, I have no risky behavior or bad gehavior.
14:47 < FenJai> rootsudo clearly suffers from chronic thumb sucking
14:47 < Casteil> "Thanks, is there a way to export this to excel?"
14:47 < Casteil> what the FUCK
14:47 < rootsudo> SynMonger it also says AIDS lol
14:47 < vinrock> maybe its a parasite
14:47 < Casteil> I literally just said that there was and the email was like 3 sentences.
14:47 < coderphive> I am a parasite
14:47 < vinrock> i saw an article earlier about a russian girl with a worm moving around her face
14:47 < SynMonger> canceraidsworms
14:56 < asimon> Oh ffs is the appxpackage removal seriously broken again
14:56 < asimon> Don't give me this "xbox is a part of windows and cannot be uninstalled" bullshit
15:06 < sideup66> Woah wtf
15:09 < catbeard> flooding asshole
15:09 < vinrock> what did i miss
15:10 < catbeard> asimon: xbox is a part of windows, and it's service/binary could maybe be overwritten
15:11 < asimon> I shouldn't have to jump through flaming hoops because I don't want xbox on my work computers
15:11 <+giant_it_burrit> anyone here use google chrome enterprise?
15:11 < vinrock> asimon enterprise or pro?
15:11 < asimon> Pro unfortunately
15:12 < Alternity> speaking of which the pro to enterprise user license upgrade in 365 is pretty slick
15:12 < Alternity> i just tried it
15:13 < Alternity> assigned myself the Windows Enterprise E3 license in the o365 portal, rebooted and logged into my win10 pro machine
15:13 < Alternity> autoamtically upgarded to enterprise in the background
15:13 < corn266> you should try the upgrade to a service that doesn't suck
15:13 < vinrock> im curious what the process is like upgrading a win10 pro machine to ent
15:13 < Alternity> such as?
15:13 < corn266> office 2016
15:14 < Alternity> ah yes, the office 2016 desktop OS
15:14 < Alternity> vinrock: for machine licenses its just a cd-key or kms, user based you need to be hybrid or azure ad joined
15:14 < corn266> it's like chromeOS but works on an x86_64 processor
15:14 < Alternity> and on at least 1703
15:14 < vinrock> cool i was hoping it'd be as painless as possible
15:15 < vinrock> im gona replace all the desktops in the company next year when we go to 10
15:15 < vinrock> then upgrade to ent
15:15 < Alternity> seems pretty painless so far, besides the cost but that's not my problem
15:15 < Alternity> you'll need to hybrid join though, which is straightforwward
15:16 < corn266> oh no the mod has joined
15:18 < asimon> Lol I'm liking pdq more and more
15:18 < asimon> "By using this functionality, you can increase the efficiency of your imaging process, leaving you with more time for the fun things in life, like fixing your mangled DNS servers and drinking!"
15:18 < abakedapplepie> lol
15:18 < vinrock> yeah the team behind pdq seem like chillbros
15:19 < corn266> asimon, my coworker texted me this morning complaining about how DNS was down due to our new router
15:19 < asimon> what
15:20 < corn266> "I restarted our router, I could ping 8.8.8.8 but couldn't get to www.google.com"
15:20 < asimon> Was the router not configured correctly or something
15:20 < corn266> I think it was comcast
15:20 < asimon> Fuckin comcast
15:20 < asimon> those guys are the worst
15:20 < sideup66> Ew
15:20 < sideup66> What
15:20 < corn266> fuck em
15:20 < hxcsp> not just comcast
15:20 < hxcsp> fuck all providers
15:20 < abakedapplepie> i swear isps have started doing some fucky things with DNS
15:21 < corn266> abakedapplepie ++
15:21 < sideup66> Iscenturylinkdown.com
15:21 < abakedapplepie> my ISP causes my dns to become unavailable occasionally in the middle of the night
15:21 < SynMonger> our ISP at work is great
15:21 < abakedapplepie> my link doesnt go down, but i cant resolve dns
15:21 < abakedapplepie> during these events
15:21 < abakedapplepie> never figured it out
15:21 < vinrock> it's a comcast thing
15:21 < abakedapplepie> my isp is WOW
15:21 < vinrock> well ok then
15:21 < SynMonger> works on weekends?
15:21 < abakedapplepie> lol
15:21 < abakedapplepie> doesnt*
15:22 < abakedapplepie> considering these events are at night on the weekend lol
15:22 < FenJai> Can anyone suggest a vdsl modem which can handle 300+ mbit/s ?
15:22 < abakedapplepie> but yeah either my tp-link router is dying (not impossible) Or someone is fucking with my DNS traffic
15:22 < abakedapplepie> you can get 300mbit dsl?
15:22 < abakedapplepie> wow
15:22 < vinrock> there's dsl that can do 300mbit?
15:23 <@Code_Man65> vDSL can
15:23 < FenJai> Theres 200mbit at the very least as I can get this https://www.broadbandbuyer.com/products/26379-netgear-dm200-100eus/
15:23 < sideup66> Islevel3down.com
15:24 <@JollyRgrs> lol
15:24 < FenJai> However I need 300+
15:24 < SynMonger> I've got bonded vdsl at home, but it's only 100mbit so I don't know if the modem could handle more
15:24 <@JollyRgrs> sideup66: redirects to "isitdns.com"?
15:24 < abakedapplepie> VDSL2-Vplus	does 300mbit
15:24 <+giant_it_burrit> i think im going to point my website to adobe
15:24 < abakedapplepie> and that standard is less than 3 years old
15:25 <+giant_it_burrit> thisfuckingpieceofsoftwaresucks.com
15:25 <@JollyRgrs> lol
15:25 <+giant_it_burrit> JollyRgrs: did you see the game alazare619  linked last night?
15:25 <+giant_it_burrit> you fight by shouting
15:25 <+giant_it_burrit> the louder you are the more powerful
15:25 < asimon> Skyrim?
15:25 < SynMonger> fox news?
15:25 <+giant_it_burrit> i found my calling
15:26 <+giant_it_burrit> https://store.steampowered.com/app/824420/OuchWar/
15:26 <@JollyRgrs> giant_it_burrit: no, didn't see that
15:26 <@JollyRgrs> but you'd win
15:27 <@JollyRgrs> gaming links are blocked at work :/
15:27 < vinrock> what
15:27 < vinrock> thats whack af
15:27 <+giant_it_burrit> you dont control that?
15:27 < Alternity> lul
15:27 <@JollyRgrs> giant_it_burrit: nope
15:27 < hxcsp> JollyRgrs: you mean you dont exclude yourself?
15:27 < hxcsp> what
15:27 < hxcsp> how do you watch porn at work then?
15:28 < Alternity> how do you search for jobs at work then?
15:28 <@JollyRgrs> we're a global company, and until next month i'm still only in north american domain... and i'm SCCM and messaging, not network nor security
15:28 < Alternity> it's called ur phone
15:28 <@JollyRgrs> hxcsp: i don't have that power
15:28 <@JollyRgrs> Alternity: how is gaming same as jobs?
15:28 < hxcsp> i thought the @ gave you all the power
15:28 < hxcsp> :P
15:28 < abakedapplepie> FenJai I see zero routers that have VDSL2-Vplus standard
15:28 < abakedapplepie> i think its too new
15:28 <@JollyRgrs> and i don't feel like pulling up my weechat android client and logging in JUST to click a steam link
15:28 < Alternity> whenver management asks about blocking social media or websites, i just tell them users will now spend 2x as long looking it up on their phones
15:28 < abakedapplepie> best you can do is regular vdsl2 with 200mbit
15:29 <@JollyRgrs> hxcsp: shhhhhh... work doesn't know about this place
15:29 < Alternity> and that if someone is spending all their time at a non work website that is a management problem
15:29 < Alternity> JollyRgrs: tis a joke
15:29 < vinrock> i sometimes block facebook just to fuck with people
15:29 < vinrock> and then i can see tons of frantic attempts at reloading the page
15:29 < Alternity> we do filter out illegal content related websites and like, drug sites i think?
15:30 < Alternity> but it's mostly to stop people  from infecting themselves with malware
15:30 < vinrock> i only filter out dangerous sites by default
15:30 < Nightcinder> hi
15:30 < Nightcinder> i filter out all vinrock associated websites
15:30 < asimon> I set up a block for facebook on my router between 21:20 and 21:30 just to screw with my roommate
15:30 < asimon> He hasn't said anything yet
15:30 < Alternity> we're rolling out uBlock Origin to everyone via chrome gpo
15:30 < Alternity> that will be nice
15:30 < alazare619> dsl
15:30 < hxcsp> asimon: start increasing the time a little bit
15:30 < alazare619> ewwww
15:30 < Nightcinder> oof i dunno if i could do that Alternity
15:30 < alazare619> who wants to use dsl in this day in age
15:31 < Alternity> Nightcinder: it would be difficult in a larger company.  but you can feed uBlock whitelist settings via JSON
15:31 < asimon> hxcsp: Nah the beauty is that its so short
15:31 < Alternity> it breaking random websites would be the biggest problem
15:31 < Alternity> you can do user training but ofc you'll always have users with issues
15:31 < alazare619> JollyRgrs:  i found that game last night pretty sure giant_it_burrit is the final boss
15:31 < Alternity> but the default uBlock rules are all pretty solid
15:31 < hxcsp> asimon: but you want it to be just long enough for it to be annoying... then turn it off again for a day or two.... then bring it back
15:31 <@JollyRgrs> alazare619: LOL, i'd believe it
15:32 < abakedapplepie> with how many sites are doing ad blocker blockers
15:32 < abakedapplepie> youre going to get a lot of helpdesk tickets
15:32 < abakedapplepie> jus sayin
15:32 < alazare619> "the louder they are the stronger and more range of the attacks"
15:32 <@JollyRgrs> is he like a goro lookin muthafuka that just has mouths in the palm of every hand and screams all the time?
15:32 < alazare619> he would have an instagib full map attack
15:32 < asimon> hxcsp: I might be an asshole
15:32 < Alternity> abakedapplepie: we already have tutorials written for how to whitelist, and our users are relatively more tech savvy than most, it would be pretty difficult at a larger company not in the tech industry for sure
15:32 < asimon> hxcsp: I just remembered that I also unleashed this on another roomate in college https://www.thegreenhead.com/2008/12/annoy-a-tron-2.php
15:33 < Alternity> but i think uBlock will be a better security tool than 99% of products out there
15:33 < asimon> He was so freaked out that he called the RA to have our fire alarm inspected
15:33 <+giant_it_burrit> can you set hsts settings for chrome with gpo?
15:33 < hxcsp> lmao
15:33 < Alternity> giant_it_burrit: yup
15:33 <+giant_it_burrit> Alternity: got a link?
15:33 < Alternity> you have to feed it as a json string in the GPO to ublock which is a bit tricky but can be done
15:33 < hxcsp> asimon: you need to setup the upsidedownternet
15:33 < Alternity> https://github.com/gorhill/uBlock/wiki/Deploying-uBlock-Origin
15:34 <+giant_it_burrit> Alternity: and that will unblock? im looking to unblock localhost issues with hsts
15:34 < alazare619> Alternity: stopping the calls via dns before they ever resolve is the best way to go about it
15:34 < Alternity> dunno, haven't played around with it that much yet
15:34 < asimon> hxcsp: holy shit that's hilarious
15:34 < alazare619> either via ublock or whatever or via dns blackhole
15:34 < asimon> How have I not seen this before
15:34 < alazare619> we just set upstream to point to adguard dns servers
15:35 < Alternity> alazare619: i'm less worried about that, we already have a dns filter
15:35 < Alternity> more worried about how most malware these days is delivered via ad networks
15:35 < alazare619> and noticed alot less alerts in the fireeye
15:35 < Alternity> and no i'm not going to host a pihole server
15:35 < alazare619> dont have to host a pihole to dns blackhole
15:35 < alazare619> https://adguard.com/en/adguard-dns/overview.html
15:36 < FenJai> Thats a pain abakedapplepie. Weird that BT are selling 300mbit with their own brand modem but a third party one isnt available
15:36 < abakedapplepie> i would be strongly suspect of their 300mbit modem
15:36 < alazare619> they sell a product too but this was quick easy 2 min swap we have 2 gig links and around 1500 devices all hitting those servers without any issue
15:36 < Alternity> interesting, i'll take a look thanks
15:37 < abakedapplepie> asimon: there were so many great squid proxy based pranks back in the mid-late 2000s
15:38 < alazare619> so finally go to play ashes of singularity
15:38 < Nightcinder> why
15:38 < alazare619> seriously suprised with how big the maps really are
15:38 < Nightcinder> that's a tech demo
15:41 <+giant_it_burrit> alazare619: you and shakygator  played?
15:45 < alazare619> yea it was dope giant_it_burrit
15:45 < alazare619> we were slow to learn it theres like advanced build que and shit
15:45 <+TuxedoJack> abakedapplepie: yeah, you ain't kidding. That's REALLY worrisome
15:53 < technonerd> rip intel ceo
15:54 <+giant_it_burrit> ?
15:54 < technonerd> dont stick your dick in fellow coworkers
15:54 < Hatter> I've done that once
15:54 < technonerd> https://newsroom.intel.com/news-releases/intel-ceo-brian-krzanich-resigns-board-appoints-bob-swan-interim-ceo/
15:55 < Nightcinder> he had a relationship with a coworker
15:55 < Nightcinder> in the past
15:55 < Nightcinder> and suddenly it's a big deal
15:55 < alazare619> imo inter office romance shouldnt be a big deal
15:55 < Nightcinder> Sources told CNBC that 'Krzanich violated a policy that said he could not have a relationship with an employee who directly reported to him. The relationship ended and took place "some time back," the people said. It's unclear with whom Krzanich had the relationship. The company was only recently made aware of the relationship, at which point they began probing and Krzanich was asked to resign'.
15:55 < Nightcinder> there was a policy against it
15:55 < alazare619> where your dick is or isn't is no ones concern but your own
15:55 < Hatter> I'm thinking of trying it again
15:55 < Nightcinder> regardless of if it was consensual or not
15:55 < alazare619> who cares
15:55 < Hatter> I'm constantly surrounded by many half naked ladies in my work
15:56 < alazare619> long as his dick isn't in company ink who the hell cares
15:56 < technonerd> its called fraternization
15:56 < alazare619> Hatter: nasty ass half naked ladies
15:56 < alazare619> theres a reason they work at a strip club...
15:56 < alazare619> clamydia
15:56 < Hatter> alazare619: a lot of them are quite attractive
15:56 < DomLS3> playing with coworkers whether sexually just friendly is a bad idea
15:56 < alazare619> gonorhea
15:56 < DomLS3> you do one wrong thing off th clock and it gets brought to HR anyway
15:56 < alazare619> sipholus...
15:56 < Hatter> the last time I got involved with someone at work she was the head of HR
15:57 < DomLS3> Hatter: even worse
15:57 < Hatter> yeah it didn't end well
15:57 < ebol4> clamydia turns you into a mollusk
15:57 < DomLS3> Because if that relationship doesn't end well, neither does your career at that employer
15:57 < Hatter> yeah I lost that job
15:57 < DomLS3> Hatter: Doesn't surprise me.. you're an idiot
15:57 < Hatter> but mostly because the CFO had a big crush on her
15:57 < Hatter> DomLS3: well.. she was very pretty
15:57 < ebol4> ooooh love triangle
15:58 < ebol4> bob swan is an evil name
15:59 < alazare619> so thinking outside the box here
15:59 < alazare619> if i had a windows domain joined pc here
15:59 < alazare619> but wanted that machine to call out to the internet over internal
15:59 < alazare619> i should just be able to do dns server priority right?
15:59 < alazare619> there is "dnscrypt" proxies now out there for windows
16:00 < alazare619> https://simplednscrypt.org/
16:08 < Casteil> holy crap - for anyone who's still stuck on WinDirStat for visualization of storage utilization... this one is fast as hell: https://antibody-software.com/web/software/software/wiztree-finds-the-files-and-folders-using-the-most-disk-space-on-your-hard-drive/
16:09 < Alternity> yup, works great
16:10 < pcspkr> anything that reads the ntfs mft instead of scanning files will be blazing fast
16:10 < Alternity> handy on file servers as well with the portable zip
16:10 < asimon> Casteil: Is it just me or does that visualization look the same as windirstat
16:10 < Alternity> it's the same backend lib i believe
16:10 < Alternity> so yes, it's exactly the same
16:11 < Alternity> biggest feature wiztree doesn't have?  no little pac man guys eating the files
16:11 < alazare619> so 20gig pst has so far compressed (after an entire 24hrs) to 3gigs
16:11 < alazare619> and still trucking along...
16:11 < Alternity> it scans to fast for that :P
16:11 < asimon> +1 for packman
16:11 < asimon> s/pack/pac
16:13 < khelpw> +2 for pacman frogs.
16:13 < Casteil> asimon: Pretty much the same vis yeah, slightly different shading though
16:14 < Casteil> also WizTree is *much* faster to redraw the screen when you switch between folders
16:14 < asimon> Oh I misunderstood
16:14 < asimon> I thought you were suggesting an alternative for people who didn't like the visualization of windirstat
16:15 < Casteil> no, it's just incredibly fast by comparison
16:15 < Alternity> asimon:  it also has the files and dirs listed by size you can sort that way if you prefer
16:15 < Casteil> (I did say "this one is fast as hell" :P)
16:15 < Alternity> i use both depending what i'm trying to do
16:15 < Alternity> visualization is good for finding those giant files, folder size sort is better for finding folders full of lots of little files
16:15 < Casteil> WinDirStat: 60+ seconds to crawl C:, can take a second or more to draw the screen for a heavily nested folder
16:16 < freelancerbob> hey, how can i monitor AD authentication on my server ?
16:16 < Alternity> wiztree displays the sizes in several ways
16:16 < Alternity> freelancerbob: turn on advanced auditing
16:16 < Casteil> WizTree: 3 seconds to 'crawl', drawing the folder tree is essentially instantaneous no matter what folder is clicked
16:17 < pcspkr> Casteil: it's fast because instead of recursively stat'ing every directory and calculating sizes, it just reads the ntfs mft for file sizes
16:18 < freelancerbob> Alternity: i will google it
16:19 < Casteil> pcspkr: I know why it's fast :P
16:19 < Casteil> and that's not the only reason why it's fast
16:19 < Alternity> freelancerbob:  +1 for googling, there should be plenty of info on windows policy advanced audit
16:23 < MadCamel> Thanks to whoever it was in here that was talking about mobaxterm. I'm a linux admin and am currently stuck using a managed windows pc as my workstation. mobaxterm is about the only thing keeping me from jumping off a bridge.
16:24 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> MadCamel: It won't keep you from jumping off ... but it provides a nice little parachute. :)
16:24 < Hatter> yeah moba is nicew
16:24 < pcspkr> I want a proper rdp client
16:24 < pcspkr> rdcman is showing its age by now
16:25 < alazare619> i just got email confirmation from mobaxterm that they are going to add powercli + remote console support for vcenter
16:25 < pcspkr> apparently the guy that maintained it at msft has quit
16:25 < alazare619> this will put it inline with royalts
16:25 < Hatter> oh vcenter support sounds nice
16:25 <@JollyRgrs> alazare619: nice
16:25 < Alternity> mobaxterm is nice, felt it was a bit bloated though
16:25 <@JollyRgrs> i should try again and see if URLs are clicky for me again
16:25 <@JollyRgrs> Alternity: you can de-bloat the UI
16:26 <@JollyRgrs> the app itself just offers a lot
16:26 < Hatter> I've actually purchased it
16:26 < MadCamel> I mean I'd much prefer a good programmable tiling window manager like awesome and a good terminal emulator and a pile of automation scripts.. But at least moba gives me *some* tools on my machine like ssh and bash
16:27 < Heresiarch> MadCamel: WSL?
16:28 < MadCamel> it'll never get certified for this environment, not in a million years
16:28 < felda> Is it possible to put my users in internment camps yet?
16:28 < pcspkr> why not
16:28 < pcspkr> it's microsoft tech
16:28 < Heresiarch> MadCamel: You have my sympathies.
16:28 <@JollyRgrs> MadCamel: i really liked Cmder as well
16:28 < freelancerbob> Alternity: do i have restart GPO or something ?
16:28 < SynMonger> felda: I thought that's what vlans and firewalls did? Was I lied to?
16:28 <@JollyRgrs> for tiling, you can have tiled windows and i believe it supported ssh
16:28 < Alternity> freelancerbob: gpudpate /force
16:28 < ebol4> yeah i use cmder/conemu
16:29 <@JollyRgrs> i don't recall if it was through cygwin or had its own ssh.ee
16:29 <@JollyRgrs> yeah
16:29 < felda> yes SynMonger it is a virtual camp, but what about actually caging the animals?
16:29 < felda> it's time for a tall tale
16:29 < SynMonger> probably got discussed and written off as not cost effective
16:30 < felda> I recently taught my users how to send text messages from outlook to peoples mobile phones and how to use web search to find someones carrier
16:30 < felda> now they come up to me
16:30 < felda> "Why can't I send this email directly to someones fax line?!?!?!?!!"
16:30 < SynMonger> "what's a fax?"
16:31 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> felda: lol
16:31 < felda> that was my next question
16:31 < Casteil> well that's pretty demonic. Literally just talking about comcast in another channel and a comcast rep calls my direct line and leaves a VM
16:31 < alazare619> MadCamel: the moba pro doesnt have all the extra "fluff" like the games and what not
16:31 < Casteil> "Speak of the devil and he shall appear"
16:31 < alazare619> MadCamel: its much much more professional
16:31 < MadCamel> alazare619: I'm fine with the games ;)
16:31 < Casteil> (how the fuck did a comcast rep get my direct office #)
16:31 < alazare619> just saying pro would likely get approved over the free
16:32 < MadCamel> mmm, it'd have to pass a 3mo security audit process. Free's fine.
16:33 < SynMonger> I took a comptia exam 10 years ago and immediately started getting sales calls... still getting them a couple times a year
16:33 < McDonaldsWiFi> lol fuck GoDaddy's phone menu
16:34 < McDonaldsWiFi> stupid fellow kids shit
16:34 < MadCamel> SynMonger: ask them what they're wearing
16:34 < McDonaldsWiFi> "press 6 for everything else...or to talk about cats"
16:34 < McDonaldsWiFi> fuckk offf
16:35  * AnonymooseWork yawns
16:35 <+AnonymooseWork> inflight wifi is a wonderful thing
16:35 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> AnonymooseWork: Until it runs out :( I only get an hour of inflight wifi.
16:35  * Casteil watches AnonymooseWork rack up $300 in charges
16:35 <+AnonymooseWork> lol SysAdminGoneCraZ
16:35 <+TuxedoJack> Casteil: and that is when you have fun with them
16:36 <+AnonymooseWork> meh Casteil it was $20 for the flight
16:36 < FenJai> sed/press 6/press f6
16:36 < grumplestiltzkin> McDonaldsWiFi: wait.  really?
16:37 < grumplestiltzkin> take htem up on the cat conversation
16:37 < McDonaldsWiFi> grumplestiltzkin: yes... then after it says that it says "haha maybe we were kidding about the cats"
16:37 < McDonaldsWiFi> their whole menu is so annoying
16:37 < McDonaldsWiFi> like.. when i hear a phone menu I want to know the options ASAP
16:37 < grumplestiltzkin> i dumped them for namecheap
16:37 < grumplestiltzkin> their whole management website is obnoxious
16:37 < McDonaldsWiFi> not.. "press 2 for technical support, WE LOVE HELPING OUR CUSTOMERS"
16:37 < McDonaldsWiFi> i want "press 2 for tech support"
16:37 < McDonaldsWiFi> -.-
16:38 < McDonaldsWiFi> so their menu is like 2x longer than it has to be lol
16:38 < syere> McDonaldsWiFi: what's the countdown at???
16:38 < Casteil> I haaaaaaaate
16:38 < McDonaldsWiFi> syere: 3 mins lol
16:38 < Casteil> long selfhelp menus
16:38 < McDonaldsWiFi> syere: oh for work....
16:38 < McDonaldsWiFi> LOL DERP
16:38 < syere> LOL
16:38 < Heresiarch> McDonaldsWiFi: just think of the poor bastards that have to answer those calls. I'm sure "WE LOVE HELPING OUR CUSTOMERS" is a favorite mantra for them when they drink.
16:38 < McDonaldsWiFi> next friday
16:38 < syere> is that your last day or your start day?
16:38 < grumplestiltzkin> thinking about it, I would like an up to date visual of the call tree on the website, to navigate it even faster
16:38 < Casteil> I'm pretty sure they're designed to deter calls
16:39 < DomLS3> McDonaldsWiFi: I'm going to need you to change your name. Anytime I'm not hungry and see you chatting in here, I instantly crave an egg mcmuffin and a mcgangbang
16:39 < McDonaldsWiFi> LOL
16:39 < McDonaldsWiFi> too bad fucker ;P
16:39 < McDonaldsWiFi> syere: last day
16:39 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> McDonaldsWiFi: mcgangbang.
16:39 < vinrock> one of my chin hairs is ingrown and i can get it to pop out
16:39 < McDonaldsWiFi> syere: i also put in 5 days inbetween the start date but the  new job asked if I could start ASAP
16:39 < vinrock> this is driving me insane
16:39 < alazare619> lmao my forex broker just implemented litecoin
16:39 < syere> awww, well, still that's great news!
16:40 < DomLS3> vinrock: hit it with your purse
16:40 < vinrock> tried that already
16:40 < DomLS3> .value btc
16:40 < DomLS3> Current BTC (Bitcoin) value: 6720.74 (USD)
16:40 < DomLS3> .value eth
16:40 < DomLS3> Current ETH (Ethereum) value: 529.86 (USD)
16:40 < DomLS3> .value nano
16:40 < DomLS3> Current NANO (Nano) value: 2.94 (USD)
16:40 < DomLS3> oof
16:40 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> vinrock: Needle? Razor blade? Just make a little cut at the tip!
16:40 < SynMonger> .value DomLS3
16:40 < vinrock> yeah im bout to bust out a razor
16:41 < DomLS3> Current DomLS3 (god) value: Priceless
16:44 <@JollyRgrs> DomLS3: don't get yourself muted for being a bot
16:44 < DomLS3> JollyRgrs: I'm not
16:44 < DomLS3> It only works for me
16:44 <@JollyRgrs> you're not?
16:44 <@JollyRgrs> yeah, and you are spamming teh SHIT out of it
16:44 <@JollyRgrs> do it in a PM to yourself
16:44 < DomLS3> I did it 3 times....
16:44 < DomLS3> I wouldn't call that "spamming the shit out of it"
16:44 < DomLS3> But yes sir master
16:44 < DomLS3> Anything you say master
16:44 < Nightcinder> my coworker drives me nuts
16:45 <@JollyRgrs> 3 times is 6 lines
16:45 < Nightcinder> he thinks 20 users is too much on a UAP-AC-PRO
16:45 < Nightcinder> and that we need them spaced out every 50ft new AP
16:45 < Nightcinder> zskjdfdls;akjfas;df
16:45 < DomLS3> 6 lines in an otherwise empty chat that nobody else was talking in at that time
16:45 < DomLS3> damn
16:45 < vinrock> you should let him know he's estupido
16:45 < Heresiarch> Nightcinder: tell him to prove it.
16:45 < Nightcinder>  i did
16:45 < Nightcinder> i disabled some AP's that were infringing
16:45 < Nightcinder> and our wifi got better
16:45 < vinrock> cant you just lower the power
16:46 < Nightcinder> they are auto power so they should do that themselves
16:48 < freelancerbob> Alternity: where i find logs to validate credentials ?
16:49 < dragonfleas> So we got the free 5000 dollars of azure, and my boss wants to fucking use it for a app backend
16:49 < dragonfleas> we don't even have an app
16:50 < dragonfleas> we need to fix our internal environment and maybe get some DR with azure before we start adding to our environment
16:50 < Heresiarch> dragonfleas: next up "hey dragonfleas, can you write us an app?"
16:50 < dragonfleas> yeah he already asked me if I could
16:50 < felda> ooof Citrix Webinars do a number on my headset
16:50 < felda> it's a bluetooth headset
16:50 <+AnonymooseWork> dragonfleas ugh
16:50 < dragonfleas> I told him I don't have that skillset
16:50 <+AnonymooseWork> dragonfleas you on O365?
16:50 < dragonfleas> Nope
16:50 < int0x1C8> I have this great idea! all I need is a programmer!
16:50 < coderphive> JollyRgrs, since when has DomLS3 been anything other than a bot?
16:50 < dragonfleas> makes no sense
16:50 < felda> so when the meetings begin it sets the audio format to 1 channel, 16 bit, 16000Hz (Tape Recorder Quality)
16:51 < DomLS3> coderphive: Exactly. I am AI 100%
16:51 < felda> it's 100% trash :(
16:51 < int0x1C8> felda is 100% trash
16:51 < DomLS3> pfsense is 100% trash
16:51 < felda> NO U!
16:51 < coderphive> DomLS3 AI is 100% trash
16:51 < DomLS3> where did the name "felda" come from anywhere
16:52 < DomLS3> sounds like some kind of teletubby
16:52 < vinrock> it's sland
16:52 < DomLS3> s/anywhere/anyway
16:52 < vinrock> kinda like 'finna'
16:52 < vinrock> -d/+g
16:52 < DomLS3> finna = fixing to = about to
16:52 < DomLS3> felda = ?
16:52 < coderphive> felt her
16:52 < DomLS3> felda = felt da dick
16:52 < vinrock> i felda girl up
16:52 < Heresiarch> no, felda is 100% pfsense.
16:52 <@JollyRgrs> felda: when you use BT + mic (headset mode), it does that
16:52 <@JollyRgrs> that's all BT headsets
16:53 < DomLS3> felda is an inny though
16:53 < DomLS3> so it couldn't possibly mean anything about feeling up a girk
16:53 < DomLS3> girl
16:53 < felda> DomLS3 it came from the phrase fuck zelda
16:53 < felda> because of super smash
16:53 < felda> and I was trash at it
16:53 <@JollyRgrs> lol
16:54 <@JollyRgrs> so we all know now that felda cemented his "i'm trash at smash" into his online presense
16:54 <@JollyRgrs> presence even
16:54 < Atro> pfesense sucks
16:54 < DomLS3> WAT
16:54 < int0x1C8> felda, play me in smash bro
16:54 < DomLS3> zelda is god though
16:54 <@JollyRgrs> DomLS3: and he obv lost to him... a lot
16:54 < DomLS3> and I'll wreck you in super smash
16:54 < DomLS3> Samus is life
16:55 <@JollyRgrs> samus is girk
16:55 < DomLS3> zelda is girkl
16:55 < DomLS3> why the fuck do I keep hitting k when typing girl
16:55 <@JollyRgrs> int0x1C8 is urkel
16:55 < DomLS3> god damnit
16:55 < felda> you missed the was part
16:55 < int0x1C8> did I do that
16:55 < felda> I'm decent at smash bruvs now
16:55 < mal_will> Your tiny, feminine fingers are too short not to hit the k DomLS3
16:55 < BronzeEagle>   
16:55 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> DomLS3: Your fingers need slimfast, son.
16:55 < felda> got a meeting so I'm muting IRC pings
16:56 < DomLS3> one says my fingers are too tiny, the other says they are too fat
16:56 < DomLS3> make up your fuckin minds
16:56 < felda> an online webinar
16:56 <@JollyRgrs> felda: what>?
16:56 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> lol
16:56 <@JollyRgrs> felda: you're muting pings?
16:56 < mal_will> My mind's been made
16:56 <@JollyRgrs> felda: what does that mean?
16:56 < DomLS3> felda: PING
16:56 <@JollyRgrs> felda: pfsense
16:56 < DomLS3> felda: PING
16:56 < felda> about NEW DYNAMICS 365 CRM VERSION 9
16:56 <+AnonymooseWork> ooo dynamics crm
16:56 <+AnonymooseWork> fun times
16:56 < felda> lmao I already disabled the sound
16:56 <@JollyRgrs> i was just helping you verify
16:56 <+AnonymooseWork> felda you using D365 CRM for ticketing?
16:56 < DomLS3> JollyRgrs: need to verify McDonaldsWifi peer connection again
16:56 < DomLS3> about that time
16:57 <@JollyRgrs> i was just doing the same, lol
16:57 < DomLS3> xD
16:57 < McDonaldsWiFi> I'm happy you're keeping up with it
16:57 < Jekotia> I can't recall for the life of me what it was called, but I stumbled on a program that allows you to bundle an installer with a script that dictates interaction with that installer. The idea being that you can consistently deploy an application in your org without having to go through the busywork of deploying it on each individual system. Anyone know of such a thing?
16:57 < DomLS3> Jekotia: group policy?
16:57 < DomLS3> lol
16:57 < pcspkr> ^
16:58 <+giant_it_burrit> choclatey?
16:58 < asimon> pdq deploy?
16:58 < DomLS3> pdq isn't free though
16:58 < DomLS3> well full featured anyway
16:59 < int0x1C8> msi + autohotkeys ?
16:59 < vinrock> i just use free pdq
16:59 <@JollyRgrs> Jekotia: ps app deploy?
16:59 < vinrock> does everything i need
16:59 < vinrock> im probably gona buy licenses just cuz i like it tho
16:59 <@JollyRgrs> Jekotia: i mean, what you said was basically "some app packager"
16:59 < vinrock> kinda like how ill actually go buy a game i pirated if its good
16:59 <@JollyRgrs> which there are MANY, and aside from that, many ways to package apps for silent deployment
17:01 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> vinrock: I sometimes do the opposite. I'll buy a game for PS4 ... and then I'll pirate it on PC because it's more convenient to play on PC while I chat/work.
17:01 < vinrock> that makes sense
17:01 < vinrock> i do it to support people making good stuff that deserve my buckeroos
17:02 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> vinrock: I thought about buy the licenses for my own. That way I can take it with me if I change companies.
17:03 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> Impractical for some ... but I move a lot.
17:03 < vinrock> yeah if youre moving around a lot it might be worth it
17:04 < vinrock> i didnt think id like pdq as much as i do
17:04 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> Same
17:05 < SynMonger> 500 a year is a bit steep for me
17:07 < grumplestiltzkin> so, I got a steam account - humble has a bunch of hitman games. Am I missing out if I don't pick up hitmen for like $3 each?
17:07 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> grumplestiltzkin: That depends on how much you like Hitman.
17:07 < grumplestiltzkin> I played the first one
17:08 < grumplestiltzkin> like - I'd probably play one of them (time, interest, etc), which one to get?
17:08 < ebol4> the newest one
17:09 < ebol4> just called "Hitman"
17:09 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> ^
17:09 < ebol4> it's good
17:09 < asimon> I think blood money was my favorite
17:09 < ebol4> grumplestiltzkin: the steam summer sale starts in 3 hours, so you might hold off
17:10 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> asimon: I agree.
17:10 < grumplestiltzkin> I've only got free steam things so far and humble bundle purchases
17:10 < asimon> Absolution was pretty good but it was more hiding in shadows than blending in with disguises
17:11 < DomLS3> JollyRgrs: u mad cause I rekt you in #donger?
17:11 < Jekotia> DomLS3: I wish GPO was an option.
17:11 <+giant_it_burrit> why isnt it
17:11 < ebol4> you can't dodge the rodge
17:12 < Jekotia> giant_it_burrit: No one with the power to make financial decisions wants to pay for Windows Server so that we can have a nice Domain environment
17:12 <+giant_it_burrit> even for tree fiddy
17:13 < ebol4> Jekotia: i know that feeling
17:14 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> grumplestiltzkin: Before you buy it on Humble, wait for steam summer sale
17:14 < Jekotia> The only benefit I've seen to us not having a Domain is that DNS is never the problem. We use BIND
17:14 < pcspkr> windows dns never fails
17:15 < vinrock> is there a built in method to bang out an ad user report or do i gotta find a ps script to do it
17:16 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> vinrock: Doesn't netuser do that?
17:16 < vinrock> i need a detailed report
17:16 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> Ah
17:16 <+AnonymooseWork> detailed report of what
17:16 < vinrock> ad users
17:16 < DomLS3> powershell...
17:16 < vinrock> yeah i know ps
17:16 < DomLS3> import-module activedirectory | get-aduser
17:16 < DomLS3> and filter it however you want
17:16 <+AnonymooseWork> ... ^
17:16 < DomLS3> export to csv
17:16 < vinrock> im just curious if i can click click boom it
17:16 <+AnonymooseWork> | ft displayName, blah blah blah
17:16 < DomLS3> of course you can
17:16 <+AnonymooseWork> you can make powershell export it to HTML
17:17 < DomLS3> but why deal with downloading a gui when you already have what you need to export to csv
17:17 < DomLS3> from powershell
17:17 < vinrock> oh i dont wana download anything
17:17 < vinrock> i was just wondering if like, there was a built in windows butan to push before going to ps
17:17 < DomLS3> There's Active Directory Administration Center that can probably do it but I think you have to download that I don't think it's built in
17:18 < vinrock> yeah im in there now and dont see it
17:18 < vinrock> that sparked the inquiry
17:18 < DomLS3> honestly, in the time it took you to ask that question you could have already gotten all the info you wanted from powershell lol
17:18 < vinrock> probably
17:18 < ebol4> i've never seen anyone spell "button" like the buddhist kingdom in the eastern himalayas
17:18 < vinrock> i popped your cherry
17:18 < vinrock> giggity
17:18 < ebol4> :O
17:18 < DomLS3> I use Quest ActiveRoles instead of the built in ad module though
17:18 < DomLS3> much more featureful
17:18 < DomLS3> if that's even a word
17:19 < Hatter> of course it fucking isn't
17:19 < Hatter> oh no I've embarrassed myself
17:19 < Hatter> it actually is
17:19 < DomLS3> Hatter: http://www.yourdictionary.com/featureful
17:19 < DomLS3> you fuckin moron
17:19 < Hatter> I still corrected myself before you could
17:19 < DomLS3> go headbutt a knife
17:19 < Hatter> not a total loss
17:19 < SynMonger> as much of one as hashtag, I guess
17:20 < DomLS3> No, it is a total loss
17:20 < vinrock> i think 7-11 sold me a bootleg pack of juul pods
17:20 < DomLS3> Because dumbfuckery like that from you is expected
17:21 < ekaj> been using linux so much lately I tried to close notepad with :wq
17:21 < vinrock> hope i dont get turbocancer from these
17:21 < vinrock> ha
17:21 < Heresiarch> ekaj: one of us....one of us...
17:21 < DomLS3> Why use Linux when Windows > Linux
17:21 < alazare619> windows is > linux
17:21 < alazare619> DomLS3:  we both agree on something
17:21 < alazare619> linux has its place but not on the desktop
17:22 < DomLS3> Not anywhere
17:22 < grumplestiltzkin> heresy
17:22 < alazare619> DomLS3:  we can both agree linux is the better webserver
17:22 < Heresiarch> alazare619: perhaps not for regular users. For admins? Absolutely.
17:22 < alazare619> DomLS3: iis sucks :P
17:22 < DomLS3> alazare619: We cannot
17:22 < DomLS3> IIS > apache
17:22 < alazare619> iis is shit
17:22 < MadCamel> been using it on the desktop since 1996 without issues. Okay, with a lot of issues to be honest. But I'm now an expert and know how to make my machines behave perfectly.
17:22 < alazare619> everything else windows beats linux at
17:22 < alazare619> windows is so good it has a subsystem of linux now
17:22 <@killdash9> now what have we said about politics in here, girls?
17:23 < DomLS3> killdash9: who mentioned pol?
17:23 < ekaj> VI IS BETTER THAN EMACS
17:23 < DomLS3> kill them with fire
17:23 < Heresiarch> killdash9: this isn't politics, it's religion.
17:23 <@killdash9> oh, right. Carry on then
17:23 < DomLS3> XXXTENTACION is still alive
17:23 < alazare619> nano best editor ever
17:23 < technonerd> Intel makes the best web server
17:23 < alazare619> DomLS3:  i hope you are kiding
17:23 <+giant_it_burrit> agreed alazare619
17:23 < DomLS3> alazare619: actually, no. Have you seen the pictures?
17:23 <+giant_it_burrit> who cares about xxxtenatcion
17:23 < alazare619> i have not
17:24 < vinrock> i never heard of the guy
17:24 < DomLS3> He's missing tattoos
17:24 < DomLS3> the pictures of him in his car... his missing his facial tattoos
17:24 < alazare619> i read he got shot in the head so i imagine there isnt much left
17:24 < DomLS3> no blood on his clothes
17:24 < vinrock> but souds like he was a piece of shit so good hes dead
17:24 < DomLS3> alazare619: rofl no
17:24 <+TuxedoJack> Fucker beat his pregnant girlfriend, so he earned it
17:24 < DomLS3> TuxedoJack: Everything you read on the internet is true, huh?
17:24 <@JollyRgrs> alazare619: is linux best web server for WSUS updates?
17:24 < vinrock> also
17:24 < alazare619> TuxedoJack: so he chris browned her?
17:24 < DomLS3> She already admitted she lied about that
17:24 < vinrock> who the hell signs for 6mil and buys a fuckin bmw i8
17:24 < alazare619> JollyRgrs:  no windows is
17:24 <@JollyRgrs> ok, thanks, just checkin
17:24 < Heresiarch> JollyRgrs: ...you know, if WSUS could run on .NET Core...
17:24 <@JollyRgrs> so IIS > Apache for that
17:25 <@JollyRgrs> Heresiarch: :P
17:25 < corn266> I would, I8's are fucking dope
17:25 < alazare619> JollyRgrs:  in all defense wsus sucks peroid
17:25 < grumplestiltzkin> vinrock: a guy who likes i8s?
17:25 < ekaj> `bofh
17:25 < ekaj> reee
17:25 < vinrock> man that aint the rapper way
17:25 < MadCamel> apache is crap. nginx or g-wan yo.
17:25 < ekaj> `bofh
17:25 < vinrock> he shoulda bought a bugatti for 5mil and kept it real
17:25 < ekaj> g-wan?>
17:25 < vinrock> GOT A QUARTER TANK OF GAAASSSSSS IN MY NEW E-CLASSSSSS
17:25 < ekaj> when tf did g-wan come out never heard of it
17:25 < grumplestiltzkin> bonus points if he leased the i8
17:26 < Heresiarch> The big problem with IIS is that it's totally integrated with the various app server bits that Microsoft spews. No amount of kernel hooks can speed up ASP.NET calls.
17:26 < MadCamel> it's a web/application server. You can write code for it in a billion languages and it's extremely fast. Great for request routing, filtering, static files and such.
17:26 < DomLS3> corn266: I8 is garbage
17:26 < DomLS3> overpriced and slow as fuck
17:27 < Heresiarch> MadCamel: ...and you got that out with a straight face. Respect.
17:27 < grumplestiltzkin> I'd really like if humble sold PVS14s at 80% off
17:27 < technonerd> You need 2 people to open the hood
17:27 < vinrock> dom you know those things have a 3cyl
17:27 < dragonfleas> What are the different solutions for hosting a website over azure?
17:27 < grumplestiltzkin> do rappers like g-wagons?
17:28 < DomLS3> vinrock: yeah and it's garbage
17:28 < MadCamel> Heresiarch: er, not joking.. If you need programmatic request routing or simple filtering in a high performance environment gwan is the way to go. I mean nginx with LUA can get the job done but there's a performance impact
17:28 < Heresiarch> MadCamel: oh, I thought you were talking about IIS. XD
17:28 < MadCamel> oh.. lolol
17:30 < Heresiarch> MadCamel: ...ok. On one hand, gwan sounds mildly interesting. On the other...JESUS CHRIST THAT WEBSITE.
17:30 < MadCamel> bahaha
17:31 < DomLS3> vinrock: bugatti doesn't cost 5 mil
17:31 < vinrock> i think the average price of a chiron comes out around there
17:31 < DomLS3> no
17:31 < DomLS3> chrion is 3 million
17:31 < vinrock> not list price
17:31 < DomLS3> veyron is 1 million
17:31 < vinrock> actual price
17:31 < vinrock> everyone options them the fuck out
17:32 < DomLS3> it's potential price doesn't make it is base option price
17:32 < DomLS3> the chrion costs 3 million to buy outright by itself
17:32 < vinrock> i know but thats like not what i was getting at...
17:32 < DomLS3> vinrock: get at deez nuts
17:32 < corn266> but it looks nice DomLS3
17:32 < vinrock> pff u wish
17:33 < ekaj> if you have a server you want to run a scheduled taask on, is there a way to run that task as that computer instead of as an end user?
17:33 < abakedapplepie> wow
17:34 < abakedapplepie> no one will ever take g-wan seriously with that website
17:34 < abakedapplepie> reminds me of templeos for some reason
17:34 < grumplestiltzkin> balls.   chiron clocks in at 1180 ft-lbs
17:34 < dragonfleas> We have two terminal servers that connect to a dedicated app with a SQL server
17:34 < corn266> ekaj, you tried a chron job or `nohup ./program &`
17:34 < dragonfleas> What would be the downsides of opening up a 3rd terminal server in azure, and connecting it to our local SQL server to segregate a terminal server for people to access external to our network
17:34 < ekaj> corn266: it's windows lol
17:35 < corn266> cry then
17:35 < DomLS3> grumplestiltzkin: 1180 ft-lbs and it took 16 cylinders and 4 turbos to do it
17:35 < DomLS3> people make that power on 4,6 and 8 cylinders
17:35 < Heresiarch> dragonfleas: 1. It'll be slow as fuuuuuuck. 2. You'll have to secure the communications between your SQL box and your Azure instance (people tend to get tetchy about db data floating across the public internet unencrypted).
17:36 < Jekotia> Why do people not understand how conversations work? "The only suitable wire we have on-hand is stranded Cat-5 network cable. Can you make that work for the punch-down terminations at the phone panels, or should we order solid-core?" "yes"
17:36 < dragonfleas> Heresiarch, how could we get around it being "slow as fuuuuuuuck"
17:36 < Heresiarch> dragonfleas: you find a way to make the speed of light faster for your specific connection.
17:37 < corn266> ekaj, you tried setting it as a task?
17:37 < Heresiarch> dragonfleas: or you move/replicate your SQL instance to Azure.
17:37 < dragonfleas> Heresiarch, is there builtin SQL functionality to replicate SQL two ways?
17:37 < gavit> Jekotia: I never understood why stranded existed.
17:37 < ekaj> corn266: that's what I was looking into, apparently it's possible to run a task as system
17:37 < SynMonger> it's more flexible
17:37 < grumplestiltzkin> Jekotia: stranded can work in a pinch, but really should be replaced ASAP
17:37 < Heresiarch> dragonfleas: https://www.google.com/search?q=mssql+always+on+availability+group
17:37 < corn266> yea as NT_User or some shit
17:38 < Sousapro> have any of you used OpenAM before?
17:38 < ekaj> no, but ClosePM is pretty good
17:38 < dragonfleas> Heresiarch, what kind of bandwidth connection would we need?
17:38 < corn266> I prefer PsuedoBC
17:39 < Sousapro> I personally prefer AD :P
17:39 < Sousapro> with AAD
17:39 < Sousapro> because I hate myself
17:40 < corn266> Jesus Christ Sousapro
17:40 < Sousapro> I have to maintain the infra anyway
17:40 < abakedapplepie> gavit: stranded is good for movement
17:40 < Jekotia> gavit: What SynMonger said. My boss tells me that they switched to stranded because there were too many instances of the cables getting tight kinks that broke them when the maintenance department was running them.
17:40 < Sousapro> a couple tick boxes and I have an internet aware identity provider without any more work
17:40 < abakedapplepie> wow ive never seen a solid core break in a king from pulling
17:40 < abakedapplepie> is your maintenance department run by gorillas
17:41 < abakedapplepie> s/king/kink
17:41 < SynMonger> I've never used stranded for cable runs but it's nice for patch cables
17:41 < corn266> your cables aren't kinky enough abakedapplepie
17:42 < Heresiarch> dragonfleas: depends on the size of the DB and the change rate of data within it.
17:43 < alazare619> anyone use manageengine for windows update patching
17:43 < grumplestiltzkin> Jekotia: sensiblechuckle.gif   AHH you meant for keystone punchdowns? I thought you meant for telephony, lik eon a 66 block.     but also yeah, how kinky are your cables?
17:43 <+TuxedoJack> They're Cat5-o-9'-Tails kinky
17:43 < Heresiarch> dragonfleas: you'll have an initial seeding setup to upload the current state of the DB, then basically AAG will stream data to the azure instance thereafter. SQL data isn't that heavy on a per-transaction basis, but if you're talking several million records/day, it's gonna suck down a significant chunk of bandwidth.
17:44 < aName> Anyone know of a universal anti-virus uninstaller for windows? Looking to deploy a uniform AV to a bunch of remote workers, which means removing whatever they happen to have already. I think I could just query WMI for the security product namespace and invoke the uninstaller by UUID, but I'm wondering if there's something more robust and... extant
17:44 < aName> Looking for something that can run silently or passively, ideally
17:46 < Nightcinder> a virus antivirus
17:46 < aName> lol
17:47 < Jekotia> The oldest you can claim to be when registering a google account is 124 (June 22nd, 1887). Oddly specific choice.
17:47 < Nightcinder> that's tomorrow
17:47  * Jekotia feels dumb as fuck
17:48 < Jekotia> Also, I mathed wrong. 131, not 124
17:48 < Nightcinder> 130 and 364 days
17:48 < aName> The oldest person ever whose age has been verified is Jeanne Calment (1875–1997) of France, who died at the age of 122 years, 164 days.
17:48 < aName> So...
17:50 < aName> I feel like this isn't such a crazy use case, though - strip the AV to put in a new one
17:50 <@JollyRgrs> aName: universal AV uninstaller would be LOVED by all viruses everywhere
17:50 < aName> JollyRgrs: Yeah, I know
17:50 <@JollyRgrs> aName: that being said, most AV installers have a decent stripper of other platforms
17:50 < Nightcinder> hence virus antivirus
17:50 < aName> JollyRgrs: Does SEP do it in /passive mode?
17:51 <@JollyRgrs> symantec does, i know for sure
17:51 <@JollyRgrs> what do you mean in /passive?
17:51 <@JollyRgrs> i'm not familiar with that switch
17:51 < aName> It's one of the installer switches - no user interaction, just a progress bar
17:51 <@JollyRgrs> or do you just mean as a silent install?
17:51 < aName> Like silent, but not silent
17:51 <@JollyRgrs> well, the passive/silent has nothing t od owith the configuration
17:51 <@JollyRgrs> you create the installer script from SEPM console
17:51 <@JollyRgrs> you select all the options there
17:52 <@JollyRgrs> and i think there's an xml somewhere where it defines what AV it takes care of uninstalling
17:52 <@JollyRgrs> or .ini
17:52 < aName> Hrm, I had one of the other guys build it for me, I'll have to look
17:52 <@JollyRgrs> it's been a while, i can't recall where
17:52 <@JollyRgrs> ugh
17:52 <@JollyRgrs> i hated the "AV" team (wintel) building the SEP installers for workstations
17:52 <@JollyRgrs> they didn't know WTF they were doing
17:52 <@JollyRgrs> i got access and made my own
17:53 < aName> JollyRgrs: Oh, I have access, it was a case of 'Hey didn't you say you were already logged in? Would you mind if ..."
17:53 <@JollyRgrs> lol
17:53 <@JollyRgrs> #nevertrust
17:53 <@JollyRgrs> Similar to '90s Chore-List Rump-Shakers
17:53 <@JollyRgrs> yes pls, thanks, google
17:54 < SynMonger> same reason i don't tell coworkers I have a master key, they'd forever be calling me to open doors
17:54 <@JollyRgrs> lol
17:55 < dragonfleas> my boss just walked in my office handed me his credit card and said "Get us O365 NOW"
17:55 < dragonfleas> ;')
17:55 < dragonfleas> they grow up so fast
17:55 < Nightcinder> have fun
17:55 < dragonfleas> thank god i don't have to upgrade from 2007 exchange to 2016
17:55 < dragonfleas> I was D R E A D I N G that
17:55 < dragonfleas> we're also moving our website into azure
17:55 < dragonfleas> yay cloud
17:55 < dragonfleas> am i devops yet?
17:56 < corn266> no you've been promoted to tier 1 IT
17:56 < Nightcinder> t1 tech support
17:57 < abakedapplepie> if you have to ask...
17:57 < abakedapplepie> :P
17:57 < alazare619> aName: sophos has some kind of universal AV remover tool
17:57 < alazare619> aName: sorry its eset not sophos
17:57 < alazare619> https://support.eset.com/kb146/?locale=en_US&viewlocale=en_US
17:58 < Heresiarch> dragonfleas: well, look at it like this. At least you'll be able to blame Azure when your website is down. :D
17:58 < dragonfleas> Heresiarch, :D
17:58 < dragonfleas> I am not tier one you assholes
17:59 < dragonfleas> i'm like junior admin level
17:59 < SynMonger> the truth hurts
17:59 < dragonfleas> :(
17:59 < grumplestiltzkin> dragonfleas: aren't you sole role?
17:59 < dragonfleas> yes i'm sole role
17:59 < grumplestiltzkin> so technically........
17:59 < dragonfleas> but i'm junior in knowledge :(
17:59 < Heresiarch> dragonfleas: bonus points if you can turn your boss' cheap-assedness back on him by telling him he didn't want to get biz support for azure. "Dude, they DGAF just because you pay them for the service."
17:59 <@JollyRgrs> dragonfleas: but you are also T1 support
17:59 < dragonfleas> grumplestiltzkin, 1v1 me
17:59 <@JollyRgrs> you just are also T2 and T3 support, too
17:59 <@JollyRgrs> lol
17:59 < Sousapro> I love how there is no longer much between help desk and systems engineer at most orgs now
18:00 < dragonfleas> I'm the Network Operations IT Director of Tech Support Assurance
18:00 < SynMonger> do all the things
18:00 < grumplestiltzkin> director of tier 1 phone answerer :P
18:00 < int0x1C8> I am all the tiers
18:00 <@JollyRgrs> dragonfleas: you might need to upgrade to exchange 2010
18:00 <@JollyRgrs> so you can migrate
18:01 <@JollyRgrs> not sure, but i know outlook 2010 you have to have to connect to o365
18:01 <@JollyRgrs> not sure if the migration point can be setup to pull from 2007
18:01 <+A-KO> lol woops
18:01 <+A-KO> so Prime95 with AVX caused my CPU to immediately bomb and restart the computer, hahaha
18:02 < Heresiarch> A-KO: you know you overvolted too much when...
18:02 <+A-KO> this is stock configs :/ although I read/heard somewhere that intel default overvolts this CPU....so I dunno
18:02 <+A-KO> still need to tweak
18:02 <+A-KO> the cooler appears to be working
18:02 <+A-KO> ~70C load w/o AVX
18:02 < Heresiarch> ...um. No.
18:03 < Heresiarch> The cooler isn't working. At least, not well.
18:03 <@JollyRgrs> wait... you got a water cooler and hitting 70c on a non-overclocked/volted CPU?
18:03 <+A-KO> yes...
18:03 <@JollyRgrs> that seems... a bit high?
18:03 <@JollyRgrs> like afroman high
18:03 < Heresiarch> ^
18:03 <@cryptic1> Heresiarch, back to work
18:03 <@cryptic1> JollyRgrs, back to work
18:04 <@JollyRgrs> "i was gonna cool the CPU, but then i got high"
18:04 <@cryptic1> A-KO, back to work
18:04 <@cryptic1> int0x1C8, back to work
18:04 <@JollyRgrs> i was gonna kick cryptic1 and get back to work, but then i got high
18:04 <@cryptic1> SynMonger, back to work
18:04 <@cryptic1> dragonfleas, back to work
18:04 <@cryptic1> JFDkthx, back to work
18:04 <@cryptic1> Hatter, back to work
18:04 <@JollyRgrs> cryptic1, back to work
18:04 <@cryptic1> Hunterkll, back to work
18:04 <@cryptic1> Sousapro, back to work
18:04 <+A-KO> I mean I'll review it again here this weekend I think
18:04 <@cryptic1> grumplestiltzkin, back to work
18:04 < Heresiarch> cryptic1: ...I am working. Send help. T_T
18:04 < cryptic1> corn266, back to work
18:04 < cryptic1> aName, back to work
18:04 <+A-KO> I'm guessing at this point it's thermal paste issues
18:05 < cryptic1> Nightcinder, back to work
18:05 < Nightcinder> no
18:05 <+A-KO> so I'll remove it and re-apply that
18:05 <@JollyRgrs> thermal pasties?
18:05 <@JollyRgrs> sounds hot
18:05 < Nightcinder> keeps your nipples warm
18:05 < dragonfleas> admin center is stuck on "creating a mailbox for this user"
18:05 < corn266> cryptic1, https://pastebin.com/RDnJUQtJ
18:05 <@JollyRgrs> for those times you wanna flash, but it's just so cold outside
18:05 < dragonfleas> sorry "
18:05 < dragonfleas> We are preparing a mailbox for this user."
18:05 < Heresiarch> JollyRgrs: ...cold outside? GIMME
18:05 < cryptic1> corn266, LOL
18:06 <@JollyRgrs> yeah, i'd love to have it cold outside, too
18:06 <+A-KO> yeah something's still off
18:06 < aName> alazare619: Thanks!
18:06 <@JollyRgrs> #noluck
18:06 <+A-KO> but it's better tha nit was
18:06 <@JollyRgrs> A-KO: maybe the cooler block is what is off :P
18:06 < abakedapplepie> theres a pasty shop down the street
18:06 < Heresiarch> A-KO: is this a CLC, or did you go custom loop?
18:06 < abakedapplepie> maybe i should get one for lunch
18:06 <+A-KO> clc
18:06 <@JollyRgrs> A-KO: you're a patsy
18:06 <+A-KO> Corsair H100i v2
18:06 <@JollyRgrs> err, abakedapplepie
18:06 <@JollyRgrs> dangit
18:06 < abakedapplepie> ded
18:07 <+A-KO> at this point I'm 99% it's thermal paste related
18:07 <@JollyRgrs> abakedapplepie: you gonna get a baked... apple... pie from there?
18:07 < Nightcinder> A-KO: my h100i v2 + noctua fans keeps my r7-1700 at like 30c
18:07 <@JollyRgrs> A-KO: using amazon paste?
18:07 <+A-KO> getting a CLC cooler mounted properly and not fucking up thermal paste is kinda challenging...
18:07 < abakedapplepie> how do you fuck up thermal paste
18:07 < abakedapplepie> its either there or its not
18:08 <@JollyRgrs> it puts the thermal paste on its skin, else it gets the hose again
18:08 <+A-KO> abakedapplepie: I tried to use another cooler's mounting when mounting this one, remounted it w/o reapplying paste :)
18:08 <+A-KO> ^^^^ probably my problem
18:08 < Heresiarch> A-KO: ...
18:08 < abakedapplepie> so user error
18:08 < abakedapplepie> got it
18:08 < abakedapplepie> :)
18:08 <+A-KO> yep
18:08 <+A-KO> I'm cool with that
18:08 <+A-KO> fixed the mounting situation
18:08 <+A-KO> but now have to fix the thermal paste situation
18:08 <+A-KO> I was being lazy, gf wanted to play Overwatch
18:09 < cryptic1> just setup a fan to blow at the device
18:09 < Sousapro> A-KO: hola
18:09 < cryptic1> be lazier A-KO
18:09 <@JollyRgrs> i remember the days of box fans on the side of open cases :P
18:09 < int0x1C8> noctuas are pretty dope
18:09 < Sousapro> cryptic1: I'll trade you, you can query the default password policy in opendj and I'll tell you to get back to work :P
18:09 <+A-KO> yeah I've got 2x NF-F12 PWMs on my cooler
18:09 < Heresiarch> ...and having heatsinks slide around because you had to clip them onto the side of the socket.
18:10 < abakedapplepie> JollyRgrs: my antec dragon with box fan was bae okay
18:10 < vinrock> co co coolah
18:10 <+A-KO> I'm trying to find the NF-A12x25 PWMs
18:10 <+A-KO> I really want a pair of those MFers
18:10 < Sousapro> A-KO: what CPU you running?
18:10 < abakedapplepie> dragon best pc case ever
18:10 <+A-KO> i7 4790K
18:10 < abakedapplepie> lol
18:10 < Sousapro> still a good CPU
18:10 < int0x1C8> ugh, reminds me of my old dell XPS from 8 years ago
18:10 < cryptic1> Sousapro, no trades!!! NO TRADES
18:10 < abakedapplepie> i need a cpu upgrade
18:10 < abakedapplepie> i have a 4th gen i5
18:10 < abakedapplepie> :(
18:10 < vinrock> scrub
18:10 < vinrock> git gud
18:10 < Sousapro> cryptic1: lmao I don't blame you
18:11 < int0x1C8> would get so hot even under minimal load that the keyboard would become too uncomfortable to type on
18:11 < abakedapplepie> wonder how much a 6th gen i7 is these days
18:11 < abakedapplepie> used
18:11 < int0x1C8> very nearly burning my fingers
18:11 < Sousapro> abakedapplepie: they're maintaining value
18:11 <@JollyRgrs> abakedapplepie: OH!
18:11 < abakedapplepie> holy mackerel
18:11 < int0x1C8> had to do the cooling pad + box fan blowing across the top just to play games
18:11 <@JollyRgrs> that was my Antec Performance (plus?) case... but with a clear window
18:11 < Sousapro> abakedapplepie: I went TR because I got stuck with a 6th gen chip on my last motherboard
18:11 < abakedapplepie> 6600k is still $230
18:11 <@JollyRgrs> that thing was heavy af
18:12 < abakedapplepie> JollyRgrs: yep haha
18:12 < Sousapro> I got one of those tempered glass cases
18:12 < Sousapro> then I moved
18:12 < abakedapplepie> i had the full tower version with front door, black
18:12 <@JollyRgrs> https://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16811129115
18:12 < Sousapro> jesus that box is heavy
18:12 <@JollyRgrs> that's what i had
18:12 < abakedapplepie> cut a custom window on it
18:12 <+A-KO> but just as an FYI, the i7 4790K does run warm :P
18:12 < abakedapplepie> painted the chassis neon purple
18:12 <+A-KO> but yes, shouldn't auto crash on me when Prime95'ing with AVX on
18:12 < abakedapplepie> then did nothing with it
18:12 <+A-KO> lol
18:12 < abakedapplepie> lol
18:13 < Sousapro> A-KO: how's work been?
18:13 < abakedapplepie> oh it was chieftec dragon not antec dragon
18:13 < abakedapplepie> antec performance / chieftec dragon
18:13 < abakedapplepie> same same but different
18:13 <@JollyRgrs> lol, 35.5 lbs empty
18:13 < abakedapplepie> drive bays for days tho
18:13 < abakedapplepie> in 2003
18:13 <+giant_it_burrit> antec 1200 over here
18:13 <@JollyRgrs> yeah
18:13 <+giant_it_burrit> still have mine
18:13 <@JollyRgrs> i love that
18:13 < Sousapro> http://www.thermaltake.com/products-model.aspx?id=C_00003129
18:13 <@JollyRgrs> mine is still in my room... about to get trashed though, tbh :(
18:13 <+ihre> http://www.overclockers.com/lian-li-aluminium-modular-cube-case/ !!!
18:14 <+giant_it_burrit> what is JollyRgrs
18:14 < abakedapplepie> mine is long gone
18:14 <@JollyRgrs> giant_it_burrit: what is what?
18:14 <+giant_it_burrit> mine is still in my room
18:14 < abakedapplepie> ihre: i know someone that bought that
18:14 <+giant_it_burrit> what is still in your room
18:14 <+A-KO> decent
18:14 <@JollyRgrs> my Antec Performance Plus case
18:14 <+A-KO> I suppose
18:14 <+giant_it_burrit> o
18:14 < grumplestiltzkin> that syringe of mayonnaise in the connectors
18:14 < vinrock> man fuck hsf's
18:15 < vinrock> i do not miss the days of it sounding like a jumbo jet is landing in my house
18:15 <+ihre> abakedapplepie: they were sold almost completely empty iirc
18:16 < abakedapplepie> i want the sailboat
18:16 < abakedapplepie> er yacht
18:16 < abakedapplepie> not sailboat
18:16 <+A-KO> I'm in the BFA credits :D
18:16 <+A-KO> wooooo
18:16 < abakedapplepie> https://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16811112533
18:16 < abakedapplepie> BFA?
18:16 <@JollyRgrs> A-KO: grats!
18:16 < grumplestiltzkin> blank fire adapter
18:17 <@JollyRgrs> ... what's bfa?
18:17 < ebol4> BFA deez nuts
18:17 <@JollyRgrs> GOT EM!
18:17 < corn266> big fucking anus
18:17 < aName> JollyRgrs: So I want [AppRemover]
18:17 < aName> Enable=1 in setup.ini ?
18:17 < vavkamil> Butt Fucking Awesome.
18:17 < abakedapplepie> http://www.extremetech.com/extreme/136405-lian-li-releases-awesome-but-utterly-useless-model-train-pc-case oh man i forgot about this
18:17 <@JollyRgrs> aName: i dunno, there was an ASCII file that had all the AV that it supported removing, etc.
18:18 < grumplestiltzkin> https://www.amazon.com/UTG-Integral-Blank-Firing-Adaptor/dp/B00AAVE4EW   but generally UTG is not the brand you wnat to buy
18:19 < abakedapplepie> somehow i dont think thats the BFA hes talking about
18:19 < abakedapplepie> somehow
18:19 <+A-KO> okay gonna power off the PC I guess while I go to work :P
18:20 < abakedapplepie> and hes not going to tell
18:20 < abakedapplepie> ok
18:20 < abakedapplepie> lol
18:20 <@JollyRgrs> ah, it's the new wow patch
18:20 < abakedapplepie> oh
18:20 < abakedapplepie> battle for azeroth
18:20 < abakedapplepie> when is that launching
18:20 <@JollyRgrs> yeah
18:20 <@JollyRgrs> iunno
18:20 < abakedapplepie> wonder if my buddy is in the credits
18:20 < abakedapplepie> lol
18:21 <@JollyRgrs> abakedapplepie: duh A-KO just said he was
18:21 <@JollyRgrs> ;)
18:21 < abakedapplepie> lol
18:21 < vavkamil> Bachelor of Fine Arts
18:21 <@JollyRgrs> i wonder if an old coworker is still at blizzard
18:21 < abakedapplepie> i forget if a-ko was the guy that got me OW
18:21 <@JollyRgrs> he left best buy salesman job to be graphic artists at blizz
18:22 < grumplestiltzkin> JollyRgrs: that's quite a jump
18:22 <@JollyRgrs> yeah
18:22 < abakedapplepie> how does tht even happen
18:22 < vavkamil> ohh so BFA is world of warcraft (battle for azeroth)
18:22 <@JollyRgrs> his gf was in cust service then worked the counter doing paper work for geek squad, she left wtih him
18:22 <@JollyRgrs> vavkamil: ding ding
18:23 <@JollyRgrs> thanks 90s playlist
18:23 <@JollyRgrs> it's a Virtual Insanity!
18:23 < ebol4> jolly is a fake 90s kid
18:23 <@JollyRgrs> pfft
18:24 <@JollyRgrs> 90s was my age 8-18
18:24 < ebol4> boooooooooo
18:24 <@JollyRgrs> i wa epitomy of 90s kid
18:24 < cryptic1> confirmed 90s kid
18:24 < abakedapplepie> JollyRgrs is that even 90s
18:24 < abakedapplepie> also i remember this video lol
18:24 < ebol4> real 90s kids were two years old on 9/11
18:24 <@JollyRgrs> abakedapplepie: yeah, pretty sure it was before i graduated HS
18:24 < grumplestiltzkin> JollyRgrs: did you jnco?
18:24 <@JollyRgrs> ebol4: no, tose are millenials
18:24 < abakedapplepie> yeah i remember watching pop up video with this video
18:24 <@JollyRgrs> grumplestiltzkin: no, but MANY ppl at school did
18:24 < abakedapplepie> so its gotta be pretty close to 90s
18:24 < onenerdyguy> anyone here decent with Grafana?
18:25 < Heresiarch> onenerdyguy: sorta. Que pasta?
18:25 <@JollyRgrs> abakedapplepie: lol, pop up video, back when even VH1 played music videos
18:25 < onenerdyguy> Heresiarch, i'm basically wondering if it's possible to change the font size on a panel?
18:25 < grumplestiltzkin> video killed the radio star
18:25 < onenerdyguy> Heresiarch, i've got pretty panels mapping things, but on a 4k screen 10ft in the air, can't read shit
18:25 < abakedapplepie> i never liked jamiroquai
18:25 < abakedapplepie> ever
18:25 < Heresiarch> onenerdyguy: hmm. Lemme see.
18:25 <@JollyRgrs> abakedapplepie: i didn't either
18:25 < grumplestiltzkin> s/liked/spelled
18:26 <+ihre> JollyRgrs: iirc it was the most expensive video ever created at that time
18:26 <@JollyRgrs> at that time i wasn't listening to top 40, i was listening to alt rock station
18:26 <@JollyRgrs> ihre: iirc, you are correct
18:26 < abakedapplepie> really?
18:26 <+ihre> i still play return of the space cowboy quite often
18:26 < abakedapplepie> what about, like, thriller
18:26 <+ihre> dont like their new stuff
18:27 <@JollyRgrs> wait, who's new stuff?
18:27 < corn266> anyone's
18:27 < Heresiarch> onenerdyguy: might be able to do it with a theme...
18:27 < abakedapplepie> jamiroquai is still making things?
18:27 < onenerdyguy> Heresiarch, ah, damn. css crap
18:27 <@JollyRgrs> corn266: ppft, if the (C) isn't in the 90s, it wasn't good
18:27 <+ihre> no, since the album that had the godzilla sound track on it
18:27 < aName> JollyRgrs: https://support.symantec.com/en_US/article.HOWTO81113.html Literally published yesterday. No wonder I couldn't find it
18:27 <+ihre> Synkronized
18:28 <@JollyRgrs> aName: wow, kinda late to be posting that
18:28 <@JollyRgrs> but i guess better than never
18:28 < Heresiarch> onenerdyguy: panel-level, it seems to be oriented around data presentation, rather than UI.
18:28 < onenerdyguy> Heresiarch, yeah, thats what I see. I'm able to do things like panel title easy, but the actual text seems to not be touched
18:29 <@JollyRgrs> aName: that table of software they remove... that's in a text file somewhere... maybe in the installer package if you don't make a single .exe out of it
18:29 < Heresiarch> onenerdyguy: only thing I can think of off the top of my head is jacking up row height to ridiculous levels. But that'll also fuck up your layout.
18:29 < onenerdyguy> Heresiarch, where do you do that? the layout is in flux at the moment, so I can do that
18:30 <@JollyRgrs> SO LET ME CLEAR MY THROAT!
18:30 <@JollyRgrs> HAVE MERCY BABY!
18:31 < Heresiarch> onenerdyguy: can do it either per-panel, or pull down the dashboard json and hack it in + reimport
18:31 < onenerdyguy> ah ok
18:32 < Heresiarch> onenerdyguy: aha. Can also do it in row options
18:32 < onenerdyguy> Heresiarch, i like the pretty graphs, but i'm not a web guy haha. I don't even see the row options..
18:32 < Heresiarch> triple-vertical dots on the left side of your row
18:32 < Heresiarch> mouse-over, and it'll pull out a settings panel
18:34 < stairmast0r> any tips on finding short term work doing rollouts and shit like that?
18:34 < stairmast0r> need something to tide me over as i work on setting up an MSP
18:34 <+ihre> ???
18:34 < stairmast0r> idk where else to ask
18:34 <+ihre> i still dont get the question :P
18:34 <+ihre> do you mean like freelancing gigs for a couple of hours?
18:35 < stairmast0r> days/weeks* but yeah
18:35 <+ihre> upstart?
18:35 <+ihre> eh
18:35 <+ihre> upwork i guess ^^
18:35 < stairmast0r> lol personal loans
18:35 < stairmast0r> more like local stuff
18:35 < AnimalFarmPig> I remember running across some in the gigs section of craigslist years ago. I don't know if that's still relevant though
18:35 <+ihre> was looking at that the other day, hence the confusion :p
18:35 <+ihre> https://www.upwork.com/
18:35 < abakedapplepie> stairmast0r where are you located
18:35 < stairmast0r> north jersey
18:35 < stairmast0r> US* not UK
18:36 <+ihre> you can lend money @ upstart, sounds like a funny way to get a 5% return, but its quite longterm
18:36 < stairmast0r> yeah this is more like "i need food for the next month"
18:36 < Nightcinder> ffs
18:36 < Nightcinder> we have a guy at our satellite plant in another state 3 days a week
18:36 < Nightcinder> i told him 'plug in the mesh AP power only'
18:36 < vinrock> stairmast0r where you at
18:36 < vinrock> what town
18:36 < Nightcinder> what's he do? plugs in LAN
18:37 < Nightcinder> he claims it's not connected via power yet i can ssh into it..
18:37 < Nightcinder> it's not adopted yet..
18:37 < stairmast0r> vinrock: garfield
18:37 < stairmast0r> dont murder me
18:37 < vavkamil> garfield is a town?
18:38 < MadCamel> I thought it was only a president
18:38 < vinrock> morris tech partners in whippany might have work
18:38 < vinrock> talk to lou
18:38 < stairmast0r> vinrock: thanks dude
18:38 < vinrock> np
18:39 < MadCamel> this worked for me once in a new town: I walked up a street in a shop/entertainment area asking them who does their IT/tech stuff, found the most popular company and asked them if they needed any temp work. They did.
18:39 < StrongBad> anyone knowledgeable about forest trusts here? I'm using another domain's (parent org) credentials via 1 way forest trust to do file server permissions. When a PC user authenticates they can use their email address (eg: user@domain.com) or their domain and username (eg: ad\flast) but when a mac user tries, they can't do the same thing---they HAVE to use the domain and username. Any idea why this is?
18:40 < ebol4> did someone say whippets
18:41 <@JollyRgrs> StrongBad: b/c macs are ghey?
18:41 <+ihre> doggos?
18:41 < onenerdyguy> Heresiarch, oh ffs. It's new responsive design. You literally scroll your browser in.
18:41 < Heresiarch> onenerdyguy: wat
18:41 < onenerdyguy> Heresiarch, I ctrl+scroll'd in, it all gets bigger, fonts and all, but the panels auto-adjust
18:42 <@JollyRgrs> StrongBad: is this where computer domain name is same as email domain name?
18:42 < Heresiarch> onenerdyguy: so...zoomed in, basically?
18:42 <@JollyRgrs> like bob@contoso.com and PC joined to contoso.com?
18:42 <@JollyRgrs> onenerdyguy: LOL i was gonna almost suggest that
18:42 < onenerdyguy> Heresiarch, yep. i messaged someone on the mailing list and thats' their answer.
18:43 <@JollyRgrs> but i thought "nah, that wouldn't work"
18:43 < onenerdyguy> evidently people kept breaking things, and they said fuck it, it's all responsive
18:43 < StrongBad> yeah JollyRgrs
18:43 < Heresiarch> onenerdyguy: ... *twitch*
18:43 < onenerdyguy> Heresiarch, agreed, but my screen looks pretty now
18:43 <@JollyRgrs> StrongBad: so mayeb when you auth in windows cred box, it does a translation where mac doesn't?
18:44 <@JollyRgrs> so if you auth with UPN, your box is like "ok, so that's same as domain\user"
18:44 <@JollyRgrs> i'm just guessing
18:45 < StrongBad> yeah I'm scratching my head too
18:45 < StrongBad> oh well
18:45 < ekaj> .bofh
18:45 < StrongBad> got myself out of doing AD account maintenance/creation though!
18:45 < corn266> `bofh
18:46 < ekaj> you guys ever sell much stuff on ebay to international customers?
18:46 <+ihre> not over ebay, but sometimes using fb groups or over reddit
18:47 <+ihre> whats specific about ebay though ekaj?
18:47 < ebol4> ekaj: i have once or twice
18:47 <@JollyRgrs> ekaj: just declare it as fruit flies and you'll be fine
18:47 < ekaj> some dude ordered something off me, and it went to the Erlanger, KY international distribution place... but he wants to make sure his address is correct, which I don't know how to do
18:47 < abakedapplepie> is anyone a duck expert
18:48 <@JollyRgrs> we have ducks come up into our yard?
18:48 <@JollyRgrs> some are nice, some are mean
18:48 < abakedapplepie> a momma duck moved into my porch last night at 4am
18:48 < abakedapplepie> the weird thing is
18:48 <@JollyRgrs> we let our dog chase out the mean ones
18:48 < abakedapplepie> she brought eggs with her?
18:48 < abakedapplepie> how did she move the egg?
18:48 <@JollyRgrs> orly?
18:48 < grumplestiltzkin> I really like eating duck
18:48 < abakedapplepie> theres one egg shell and 8 chicks
18:48 < corn266> pooped em abakedapplepie
18:48 < ekaj> it's a 20 pound item that will cost like 20 bucks to ship via the airport, but if I ship it directly to Norway it will cost me ~150
18:48 <@JollyRgrs> no clue?
18:48 < ebol4> ekaj: what do you mean make sure his address is correct? doesn't ebay give you his paypal address?
18:48 <+ihre> ekaj: paid with paypal?
18:48 < abakedapplepie> corn266: they are already hatched
18:48 < corn266> if you boil them you might summon the easter bunny
18:48 <@JollyRgrs> abakedapplepie: get some bird feed and feed em
18:48 <@JollyRgrs> ducks are cute and quack a lot
18:48 < abakedapplepie> im imagining some scenario where a duck popped its legs out and that was it
18:48 < abakedapplepie> like togepi
18:49 <@JollyRgrs> they come running across the road/yards to my house when i get home
18:49 < abakedapplepie> JollyRgrs: she moved in at 4am
18:49 <@JollyRgrs> that's why i know their food tray is empty
18:49 < abakedapplepie> and quacked her ASS off
18:49 < corn266> wtf help em out a crack the shells with a hammer
18:49 < abakedapplepie> woke my dog up
18:49 < vinrock> you have pet ducks?
18:49 < ekaj> No, ebay gives you a special address for some overseas people. I specifically have the "No overseas shipping" box checked, but it's allowed since it goes through Erlanger, KY
18:49 < abakedapplepie> vinrock: apparently, now i do
18:49 <@JollyRgrs> vinrock: stray ducks, but they like my house
18:49 < vinrock> I had a pet cayuga duck i bought at the 4h fair and some dipshit stole him
18:49 < vinrock> :(
18:49 < abakedapplepie> they are undre my front window
18:49 < abakedapplepie> ive never even seen ducks in this neighborhood
18:49 <@JollyRgrs> abakedapplepie is putting them into chick slave labor
18:49 < abakedapplepie> something must have stressed momma out
18:50 <@JollyRgrs> i'm reporting him
18:50 < grumplestiltzkin> I live fairly close to a lake, a neighbor on the street behind my house has a little kiddie poool in their front yard, and they sit out on a bench and feed the ducks.  one time there was almost 2 dozen ducks in their yard
18:50 <@JollyRgrs> no ponds?
18:50 < abakedapplepie> dad is nowhere to be found though
18:50 < abakedapplepie> no ponds
18:50 < corn266> vinrock, i can help you out but you have to meet my client abakedapplepie on his own terms
18:50 < ebol4> ekaj: never dealt with that unfortunately, all my international items were just small things i sent through USPS
18:50 <@JollyRgrs> mallard or ugly ducks?
18:50 < abakedapplepie> mallard
18:50 <@JollyRgrs> the ugly ones ar those black ones with white heads and red things on top (rooster/vulture like)
18:50 < abakedapplepie> but its just the momma daddy is nowhere to be found
18:50 < ekaj> :/ alright thanks ebol4
18:50 <@JollyRgrs> we have some really pretty mallard males
18:50 < abakedapplepie> and i thought dads usually stayed with mom
18:50 <@JollyRgrs> yeah
18:50 <@JollyRgrs> they do
18:50 <@JollyRgrs> protect the fam
18:50 < MadCamel> prefer merganzers honestly
18:50 < abakedapplepie> so i wonder if dad is not doing good
18:50 < abakedapplepie> and thats why mom had to leave
18:50 <@JollyRgrs> they chase off the others
18:50 <@JollyRgrs> MadCamel: are those the all white ones?
18:50 < vinrock> https://www.cacklehatchery.com/cayugas.html
18:51 < vinrock> thats the kinda duck i had
18:51 < vinrock> he looked rad af
18:51 < corn266> wtf i was pretty sure the dad's just raped like crazy
18:51 < abakedapplepie> im gonna protect them as best i can, theyre hidden in my shrubs
18:51 < MadCamel> Nope, they have bart-simpson hair
18:51 < grumplestiltzkin> abakedapplepie: it isn't often that food just nests itself on your porch.
18:51 < abakedapplepie> wife put some lettuce out there
18:51 <@JollyRgrs> they aren't rabbits
18:51 < vinrock> go flip some rocks in the creek and feed em crayfish
18:51 <@JollyRgrs> bread
18:51 < vinrock> they go nuts for that
18:51 < abakedapplepie> ducks eat leafy greens, JollyRgrs
18:51 <@JollyRgrs> bugs
18:51 < abakedapplepie> bread does nothing for their nutrition
18:51 <@JollyRgrs> so? lol
18:51 < abakedapplepie> lol
18:51 < MadCamel> https://flyways.us/sites/default/files/images/stories/commonmerganser/2CommonMerganserFemale.jpg
18:52 < vinrock> that looks like a duck on methamphetamine
18:52 <@JollyRgrs> MadCamel: oh... like a woody woodpecker... of ducks?
18:52 < MadCamel> yeah
18:52 <@JollyRgrs> vinrock: so same thing? lol
18:52 < abakedapplepie> oh
18:52 < abakedapplepie> also
18:52 < abakedapplepie> duck tax https://i.imgur.com/yFR9IRQ.jpg
18:52 <@JollyRgrs> we also have canadian geese
18:52 <@JollyRgrs> oh how i hate those turds
18:52 < abakedapplepie> fuck canadian geese
18:52 <@JollyRgrs> literally. green turds all over
18:52 < vinrock> canadian geese are ok
18:52 <@JollyRgrs> no they are not
18:52 < MadCamel> I'm a strange duck-watcher/photographer so could go on a while about waterfowl.
18:52 <@JollyRgrs> health hazzard
18:53 < abakedapplepie> vinrock: not if you live by them
18:53 < abakedapplepie> shit everywhere
18:53 <@JollyRgrs> they poop everywhere
18:53 < abakedapplepie> and they squawk
18:53 < abakedapplepie> honk
18:53 < vinrock> i like how they're willing to brawl with you if you egt too close to the babbies
18:53 < abakedapplepie> whatever
18:53 <@JollyRgrs> and they are mean
18:53 < ebol4> luv the squawk
18:53 < MadCamel> canadian geese are illegal immigrants and need to be deported
18:53 <@JollyRgrs> they'll hiss at you and get aggressive with babies
18:53 <@JollyRgrs> MadCamel++++++++++++++++
18:53 < vinrock> yeah people being bitches go them all gassed
18:53 < abakedapplepie> ive only been attacked by swans, not geese
18:53 < vinrock> you can just grab the mfer and do whatever you want
18:53 < abakedapplepie> geese will generally leave you alone
18:53 < corn266> MadCamel, don't forget to imprison their children
18:53 < abakedapplepie> swans will go out of their way to fuck with you
18:53 <@JollyRgrs> abakedapplepie: no they won't
18:53 < abakedapplepie> bastards
18:54 < vinrock> i like those farm geese
18:54 <@JollyRgrs> canadian geese are just straight mean
18:54 < vinrock> the quasimodo lookin ones with the ugly beaks
18:54 < abakedapplepie> theyre mean if you provoke them in m experience
18:54 < abakedapplepie> but if you dont pay attention to them they dont bothe ryou
18:54 <@JollyRgrs> abakedapplepie: they encroached on my land
18:54 <@JollyRgrs> i was here first
18:54 < abakedapplepie> maybe they are used to people
18:54 <@JollyRgrs> we had none of them when we first moved in
18:54 < abakedapplepie> lol
18:54 < GreyKite> JollyRgrs: were you really?
18:54 <@JollyRgrs> abakedapplepie: VERY
18:54 <@JollyRgrs> GreyKite: yes
18:54 < GreyKite> JollyRgrs:  I don't believe you
18:54 <@JollyRgrs> they didn't start migrating to our pond until a few years after we moved in
18:54 < abakedapplepie> hey at least youre not in florida
18:55 <@JollyRgrs> ...
18:55 < abakedapplepie> my grandmother has a crane that likes to viciously attack her sunroom
18:55 < abakedapplepie> they have to replace screens constantly
18:55 < abakedapplepie> itll chase you too
18:55 < vinrock> the cranes around here are complete babbies
18:55 <@JollyRgrs> abakedapplepie: who says where i live?
18:55 < vinrock> you cant get like within 1000' in your kayak before they take off
18:55 < abakedapplepie> well maybe you are in florida idk
18:55 < abakedapplepie> lol
18:55 <@JollyRgrs> maybe i am
18:55 <@JollyRgrs> maybe i'm not
18:55 <@JollyRgrs> maybe i'm in canada
18:55 < abakedapplepie> but youre not dealing with an evil crane
18:55 < abakedapplepie> so thats neat
18:56 < vinrock> but he does have gators and rednecks to worry bout
18:56 < abakedapplepie> the rednecks are harmless
18:56 < abakedapplepie> its the methheads
18:56 < vinrock> ok your right
18:56 < vinrock> you're
18:56 < ekaj> love me some meth
18:56 < corn266> So JollyRgrs how do you feel about not being able to grow in your home
18:57 < Sousapro> I do miss legal consumption
18:57 <+shakygator> you got a pond JollyRgrs?
18:57 < vinrock> i cant wait to go to colorado in sept
18:57 < vinrock> im gona be SO HIGH
18:57 < Sousapro> It was such a non event in Portland
18:57 < corn266> vinrock, it's kinda boring
18:57 < abakedapplepie> walking into a store and just buying marijuana was such a crazy experience
18:58 < abakedapplepie> the first time
18:58 < vinrock> well i smoke a lot now anyways
18:58 < vinrock> at least i can do it legally, with the best stuff, with greak hiking
18:58 < vinrock> greak/great
18:58 < vinrock> took 1 extra day out there so i can spend it outdoors
18:58 < StrongBad> post scarcity weed isn't what it used to be
18:59 < testme> yo
18:59 < corn266> vinrock, I hiked here about 2 weeks ago https://imgur.com/UiIcTXV
18:59 < vinrock> thats dope, where at
18:59 < corn266> Boulder, CO
18:59 < vinrock> oh no shit
18:59 < vinrock> thats where im goin
19:00 < corn266> yea yea, brought a little vape with me smoked at the peak
19:00 < khelpw> corn266: I'm going to Denver/boulder for hiking (among other things) in September, any trails you'd personally suggest looking into?
19:00 < khelpw> Preferably some less-trafficked ones.
19:00 < corn266> not really, I flew from VA to CO for a 1 day hiking trip
19:00 < khelpw> OIC.
19:01 < khelpw> That seems...odd unless it was an especially epic hike
19:01 < corn266> but if you ever come to Shenandoah...
19:01 < corn266> I quit smoking and wanted to get high
19:01 < corn266> So I got high after hiking up 1400ft from a town that was already 5000ft+
19:01 < khelpw> And hopping on a plane was cheaper/easier than looking for some stoner-looking-guy nearby?
19:01 < vinrock> did you get high or like blazed outa your mind high
19:02 < corn266> Couldn't figure out the Vape, so just kinda sorta high
19:02 < corn266> also bring A LOT of water
19:02 < vinrock> yeah those things are a pain in the ass sometimes
19:02 < Sousapro> Altitude is brutal work dehydration
19:02 < vinrock> i have a 3l camelbak
19:02 < khelpw> Yeah, I've got 2.5L in my pack and girlfriend has 3L in hers.
19:02 < corn266> that should do it
19:02 < Casteil> corn266: Flat irons are one of my favorite formations in the rockies :)
19:02 < khelpw> Plus a sawyer, worst case.
19:03 < khelpw> I'm going out there specifically to climb some flatirons
19:03 < corn266> Casteil, they were brutal but beautiful
19:03 < vinrock> i like the 3l has the big opening, you can freeze water bottles solid, cut em open and the ice fits perfectly in the bladders
19:03 < khelpw> also to look at the area for a potential place to live.
19:03 < vinrock> keeps your shit cold for hours on end
19:03 < grumplestiltzkin> abakedapplepie: waiting until the babies hatch and grow a bit before you eat them?   I think if you don't shoot ducks, you can catch them without a federal stamp
19:03 < aName> corn266: 'Yo dawg, we heard you like getting high'
19:03 < Casteil> I didn't really hike them but we stopped at that same park
19:03 < khelpw> vinrock: look at the osprey 'hydraulics' reservoirs
19:03 < Casteil> in fact I probably stood in the very same spot you took that picture heh
19:04 < Casteil> I think it was march when I went though so that field was pretty dead and muddy lol
19:04 < khelpw> so many nice features on those bags. Quick-release tubes that you can make an in-line for a sawyer with, wide mouth openings that make it easy to refill from a stream etc.
19:04 < aName> vinrock: I love my camelbak, but man does it get nasty
19:04 < khelpw> aName: get the cleaning tablets
19:04 < khelpw> I like the ones from Platypus personally
19:04 < Casteil> I frickin hate anything with tubes/straws
19:04 < aName> khelpw: They're just denture tablets
19:04 < vinrock> yeah i keep mine washed n dried so it doesnt turn into a bag of funk
19:04 < aName> khelpw: Cheaper that way
19:04 < Casteil> water bottles with straws are just gross
19:04 < aName> khelpw: But the tube is so annoying to clean
19:04 < khelpw> https://www.rei.com/product/767114/platypus-cleaning-kit
19:04 < grumplestiltzkin> aName: the branded cleaning kit with drying aparatus is *totally* worth it.   I finally got one a couple years ago and now all the bladders survive
19:05 < corn266> khelpw, wtf you filling up at springs?
19:05 < aName> I ended up taking a length of clothesline , feeding it through, tying some knots into it and running it back and forth
19:05 < khelpw> corn266: for multi-day trips it's the only option
19:05 < aName> corn266: Untreated spring water > dehydration
19:05 < corn266> I mean, you can get filters
19:05 < khelpw> That's what the sawyer is
19:05 < corn266> ooo
19:05 < Casteil> corn266: https://hostr.co/file/A6I3WxodGqrU/FlatIrons.jpg :)
19:05 < aName> I mean, push it through some carbon, you're fine
19:05 < Casteil> foreground landscape was definitely not photogenic
19:05 < khelpw> a sawyer is $20 and tiny.
19:06 < Casteil> looks like that pic is from march 2014
19:06 < corn266> Damn Casteil I'm fuckin jealous
19:06 < khelpw> and very versatile.
19:06 < Casteil> I think that was like 4-6 months after the crazy floods they had
19:06 < khelpw> I've got two climbing trips planned so far. one bouldering, one top rope
19:06 < Casteil> we went up to estes park and the amount of flooding along the road up into the rockies was insane
19:07 < vinrock> did you get to see all the mule deer
19:07 < Casteil> https://hostr.co/file/gUWiPDkvmoz3/FloodDamage.jpg
19:07 < vinrock> dayum
19:07 < vinrock> you totally coulda swiped that fridge
19:08 < Casteil> Bear Lake was pretty cool; though it started snowing which is a bit worrisome when you're in the middle of the rockies
19:08 < Casteil> https://hostr.co/file/EtcsZi6wpFpr/Bear_Lake_Winter.jpg  / https://hostr.co/file/VIG4u9VVqFBX/Alpine2.jpg
19:08 < Casteil> they had like 6-8 feet of snowpack up there
19:08 < corn266> fuuuck
19:09 < corn266> I'd like to live in CO but their winters though
19:09 < Casteil> denver isn't bad
19:09 < Casteil> usually doesn't stick around for more than a few days
19:09 < corn266> How is the traffic and hipsters?
19:09 < khelpw> All these pictures are making me wish I were back out west again: https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/9nevW7ZN/image.png
19:09 < Casteil> Golden is Hipster Central
19:09 < Casteil> hipster/lib capital of CO
19:09 < vavkamil> that's grand canyon?
19:10 < khelpw> Nope, Zion.
19:10 < Casteil> I'd say US but that title goes to san franshitsco
19:10 < khelpw> Specifically on the way back down from Observation Point looking across the valley at Angels Landing.
19:10 < vinrock> whoa
19:10 < vinrock> that looks insane
19:10 < khelpw> Lots of pics from that trip
19:10 < vinrock> i would love to tear ass around there in a UTV
19:11 < Casteil> khelpw: nice. isn't that place called horseshoe bend or something?
19:11 < Casteil> ah yep that's exactly what it is heh
19:11 < Casteil> wait
19:11 < khelpw> Horseshoe bend is down near Page AZ, we stopped by there as well on that tour to see Horseshoe bend and Antelope canyon
19:11 < Casteil> nm, similar, but different
19:11 < Casteil> https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/fe/Grand_Canyon_Horseshoe_Bend_%28crop_1%29.jpg/1200px-Grand_Canyon_Horseshoe_Bend_%28crop_1%29.jpg (horseshoe bend)
19:12 < vinrock> https://fineartamerica.com/featured/the-horseshoe-bend-at-zion-lori-deiter.html
19:12 < vinrock> same as the pic
19:12 < khelpw> Also, that picture was taken from pretty far down the trail
19:12 < vavkamil> wow this is a cool place
19:12 < vavkamil> I would love to visit US one day
19:12 < khelpw> This was the top https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/tZrugQIv/image.png
19:12 < vinrock> man i didnt know there was anywhere like this in utah
19:13 < vinrock> every time ive been to utah it just seems like a wasteland
19:13 < khelpw> vavkamil: if you do, the national parks are definitely the things to see IMO
19:13 < khelpw> dude Utah is fucking awesome
19:13 < khelpw> Arizona too
19:13 < vinrock> ive been there countless times
19:13 < vinrock> v0v
19:13 < vinrock> i did go visit the kennecott copper mine tho
19:13 < vinrock> that was dope
19:13 < Casteil> god damn horseshoe bend is insane
19:13 < Casteil> the scale of that place (note: this image is HUUUUUUGE): https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/fe/Grand_Canyon_Horseshoe_Bend_%28crop_1%29.jpg
19:13 < khelpw> fucking _right_ up if you've never been to Zion, Bryce, Escalante, Coyote buttes, Bears ears etc etc etc
19:13 < vavkamil> are tickets to national parks expensive?
19:13 < khelpw> Not at all
19:14 < khelpw> Horseshoe bend and the grand canyon are both truly mind-bending places
19:14 < khelpw> even standing at the edge of that it's almost impossible to really soak in the enormity of it
19:14 < Casteil> 80MB jpg.. damn wikipedia
19:15 < khelpw> https://imgur.com/gallery/8vSBwid
19:15 < khelpw> to give you an idea
19:15 < khelpw> those are people/canoes
19:15 < vinrock> chrome doesnt like this jpeg
19:15 < Casteil> khelpw: the biggest canyon I've ever been to was the Royal Gorge in CO
19:15 < Casteil> which is still pretty crazy
19:15 < vavkamil> I wan't to attend defcon conference at las vegas, so grand canyon could be an option
19:16 < Casteil> ~1000 ft deep off that bridge over it
19:16 < vinrock> oh hey look an asian tourist striking a pose
19:16 <@JollyRgrs> i've been to grand canyon
19:16 < Casteil> nothing like a wood bottom bridge with 1000 feet of nothing beneath you
19:16 <+shakygator> hey hey, back on topic
19:16 < khelpw> My pic of Horseshoe bend. It's really hard to get it all in one picture https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/LsXO2gVX/image.png
19:16 <+shakygator> this is a PROFESSIONAL IT CHANNEL
19:16 < Casteil> khelpw: :D
19:17 < Casteil> I'll usually try to carry a wide angle lens if I'm going somewhere cool
19:17 < Casteil> I have a 12-28mm lens for that very reason
19:18 < vinrock> ugh i want this lens and its 1600 bucks
19:18 < khelpw> Few tips about trips like this - Go in the off season. I went in December and every place that is normally fucked with tourists was _EMPTY_
19:18 < khelpw> The grand canyon at sunrise was like 5 people on the overlook. When we went to Antelope canyon there were like 10 people. Normally both of those are so packed you can't move
19:19 < aName> shakygator: lol wut
19:19 < khelpw> Observation point - we saw one other couple on the trail, and nobody at the top. Normally Zion is so packed they have to put a limit on the number of people in the park with a line all the way back out to town
19:19 <+shakygator> aName, you heard
19:19 <+shakygator> also, whats up aName
19:19 < vavkamil> is there a wifi in horsesoe bend?
19:19 < vinrock> https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e2/Mt._Mayon_aerial_photo.jpg
19:19 < vinrock> thats the dopest thing ive ever seen in person
19:20 < vinrock> i gotta check out some national parks
19:20 <+giant_it_burrit> glacier is on my bucket list
19:20 < Heresiarch> vinrock: Muir Woods. Denali. Glacier (if you can get relatively close).
19:20 < scwizard> oh man, the ol recruiter bait and switch
19:20 < abakedapplepie> zion ftw
19:21 < khelpw> Srsly tho - if you get a chance to go to Antelope canyon. Do it. https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/RstCayky/image.png
19:21 < abakedapplepie> and rocky mtn national park is really neat
19:21 < scwizard> "gee after the phone interview it seems you're not qualified for that senior role but why don't you consider these mid level roles"
19:21 < vinrock> oh yeah i got norcal on my gotta see list
19:21 < abakedapplepie> because mountains
19:21 < khelpw> it really does look exactly like walking through desktop backgrounds
19:21 < khelpw> RMNP is a goal for when I go to Denver/Boulder in sept for sure
19:21 <+shakygator> scwizard, rip
19:21 < scwizard> like come on
19:21 < abakedapplepie> seeing thise massive views in person is nothing like a wallpaper
19:21 < scwizard> i told you i'm mid project, i'm not gonna drop a project like an asshole for 10% or 20% more pay
19:21 < abakedapplepie> the parralax you experience in these huge scenes is really insane
19:21 < abakedapplepie> fucks with your head
19:22 < khelpw> Yeah, horseshoe bend/zion/grand canyon are full of those
19:22 < StrongBad> zion was cool but a lot smaller than I expected
19:22 < scwizard> the only reason i considered it is because you dangled 80% more pay in front of me, then of course you yank it away at the last second and try and give me a consolidation prize
19:22 < khelpw> Antelope is just _pretty_ though. Everywhere you look it just boggles your mind that nature could create something so perfect and beautiful
19:22 < scwizard> fuck off pls
19:22 < abakedapplepie> even arches
19:22 < abakedapplepie> was amazing
19:22 <+shakygator> scwizard, recruiters.  not even once
19:22 < khelpw> StrongBad: you're like those people who give national parks 1 star reviews. Grand canyon: "I don't get the fuss, it's just a bunch of rocks" etc
19:22 < abakedapplepie> and seeing the various mountain ranges WAAAAYYY off in the desert was cool
19:22 < abakedapplepie> such an immense scale
19:23 < khelpw> Arches/Bryce/Escalante are my next targets in utah
19:23 < abakedapplepie> wish i could have gone to more parks on that trip
19:23 < abakedapplepie> we had to skip bryce
19:23 < khelpw> I also really want to get out to Paria but that's a rough trip
19:23 < abakedapplepie> and yellowstone
19:23 < khelpw> abakedapplepie: our trip was vegas -> grand canyon - > Page AZ -> Zion -> Vegas with hikes between/at all of em
19:23 < abakedapplepie> i want to go to banff
19:24 < abakedapplepie> i drove cross country, but we hit arches, rocky mtn, zion, grand canyon
19:24 < scwizard> khelpw: "no trash cans everywhere, so annoying!"
19:24 < scwizard> *anywhere
19:24 < alazare619> shakygator: you up for ashes of singularity tonight?
19:24 < khelpw> This is paria https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/blQxBrJf/image.png
19:25 < abakedapplepie> one of my favorite memories though was driving through the desert somewhere, i forget if it was before or after las vegas
19:25 < abakedapplepie> but you crest over a mountain and open up to a huuuuge desert valley
19:25 < abakedapplepie> it looked like a painting
19:26 < abakedapplepie> i wish i could remember where it was
19:26 < khelpw> I've got a big ol Moqui marble on my desk at work from that trip.
19:26 < abakedapplepie> the freeway went off in a straight line for probably 50 miles across the valley
19:26 < alazare619> abakedapplepie: sounds like you were in bat country
19:26 <+shakygator> alazare619, gotta play it by ear
19:26 <+giant_it_burrit> SPEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
19:26 < abakedapplepie> it wasnt stereotypical desert tho lots of rock formations, and lots of different colors
19:26 < abakedapplepie> oh, there was speed
19:26 < abakedapplepie> i was driving a WS-6 :D :D
19:26 < alazare619> https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/J9we8OR1/image.png
19:26 <+giant_it_burrit> meh
19:27 < abakedapplepie> sustained 130 going to the grand canyon from las vegas
19:27 < abakedapplepie> along wih 10 other vehicles
19:27 < abakedapplepie> tribes dont give a fuck
19:27 < alazare619> good buddy of mine has one of the very very rare ws-6 firehawks
19:28 < alazare619> basically it was one of the few ws-6's that was sent off to get the firehawk package
19:28 < abakedapplepie> this one is a 2001 ws-6, im not sure the specifics though
19:28 < alazare619> most firehawks were not ws-6's
19:28 < abakedapplepie> its not my car
19:28 < StrongBad> khelpw: no, but the main part of zion only takes a few hours. apparently the park is 200+ sqmi but we didn't see any of that and I'm not sure where it was
19:29 < khelpw> Sure the main valley is relatively small, but even if you just try to hit the major trails that don't go anywhere near the outskirts of the park you can still fill up an entire week easily.
19:29 < alazare619> so it was actually a TransAM with the SLP WS6 package and the Firehawk package (every single potential option ever) all on one car
19:29  * StrongBad shrugs
19:29 < alazare619> the thing has last i heard only 20k miles on it
19:29 < khelpw> Emerald Pools + canyon overlook, The Narrows, Observation Point, Angels Landing, The Watchman, The Great White Throne etc any of those could be a whole day trip on their own
19:30 < khelpw> That's not even getting close to the more technical advanced things in the valley like Echo canyon etc
19:30 < abakedapplepie> oh firehawl was all cosmetics
19:30 < khelpw> let alone the actual canyoneering things like Moonlight Buttress etc
19:30 < StrongBad> yeah well it's light on the sneaker hikes
19:30 < khelpw> when I was in Zion there was a team doing Moonlight Buttress. Normally a 2 day+ climb.
19:30 < khelpw> Bro, go rent some waders and hit the narrows.
19:31 < alazare619> abakedapplepie: firehawk also had like 30 more hp or so
19:31 < abakedapplepie> how
19:31 < khelpw> Any of the hikes I mentioned in that first message could easily be done in sneakers.
19:32 < alazare619> abakedapplepie:  diffrent intake and some ecu tunning etc
19:32 < khelpw> If you look just to the right of where the shadow starts on the big outcropping you'll see a couple dots. Those are climbers. https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/Ietve3ad/image.png
19:33 < khelpw> These guys https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/3em5LGGt/image.png
19:34 < khelpw> This was taken at ~11AM, so they would have brought a porta-ledge up the wall with them and slept on the face lol
19:34 < StrongBad> you know what NP is overrated? Joshua Tree
19:34 < khelpw> What color is the crack you've been smoking?
19:34 < StrongBad> I feel like it's only considered good because of its proximity to LA
19:34 < StrongBad> since they have so little
19:34 <+giant_it_burrit> i think p is overrated
19:34 < khelpw> No, it's proximity definitely drives up the number of people going there etc but it's a pretty place regardless
19:35 < DOMF> very underrated - Lassen
19:35 < DOMF> Lassen fucking owns
19:35 < DOMF> and it's the least visited national park
19:35 < StrongBad> lassen is real good
19:36 < alazare619> giant_it_burrit: you up for ashes of singularity tonight?
19:38 < aName> giant_it_burrit: Sounds like someone burning down the EVE online test server
19:38 < felda> just got a tornado warning on my phone
19:39 < felda> we gonna die wewlad
19:39 < corn266> felda I heard those give great head
19:40 <@Code_Man65> As someone who has seen an F5, tornadoes below that don't really scare me anymore
19:40 < corn266> I thought F1 was the biggest
19:40 < felda> brb gotta carry the server rack to the basement
19:40 <@Code_Man65> No, F1 is a baby tornado
19:40 < corn266> and cat5 hurricanes are the biggest
19:40 < grumplestiltzkin> felda: stand inside the rack for protection
19:40 < DomLS3> F1 is smallest
19:40 < DomLS3> F6 is largest I think
19:40 < DomLS3> or is it f5
19:40 < grumplestiltzkin> cat5e tornados are the current standard
19:41 <@Code_Man65> No DomLS3, F5 (EF5 if we are being technical) are the largets
19:41 < int0x1C8> F5 tornado = 250+MPH winds, ~1mi wide tornadic wind field
19:41 < khelpw> F5 = "Hand of god"
19:41 <@Code_Man65> Yeah, you don't not want to see the after effect of an F5
19:41 < corn266> The fajita scale says F6 are "Inconceivable"
19:41 < DomLS3> fajita
19:41 < DomLS3> lmfao
19:41 < alazare619> DomLS3: f5 is just a refreshing breeze here in tornado alley
19:41 < Hatter> please don't quote Twister
19:41 < int0x1C8> lol
19:41 < khelpw> F5= large swath of land with nothing but wreckage in it
19:41 < grumplestiltzkin> and sharks
19:41 < Hatter> I like how in Twister they're all talking about the tornado categories
19:42 < Hatter> they go through 1,2,3,4.. and then when someone just says the word 5 everyone drops their silverware
19:42 < int0x1C8> the EF scale is based on total economic damages I think
19:42 <@Code_Man65> Yes int0x1C8, it's based on how much it eats
19:42 < Sousapro> F5 would be worse than just land
19:42 < officerrando> Hatter: the response to an EF 6 was "an act of God"
19:42 < khelpw> Like all other American tragedies
19:42 < felda> I smash my F5 every day
19:42 < Hatter> I think they said finger of god
19:42 <@Code_Man65> And yeah, Twister called it the finger of god
19:42 < grumplestiltzkin> iirc it was finger
19:42 < alazare619> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tornado_outbreak_of_May_4%E2%80%936,_2007
19:42 < officerrando> I'll bet 200 schmeckles that it was "act of god"
19:43 < khelpw> The scale of the tragedy is proportional to the monetary damages
19:43 < alazare619> thats the tornado that took the town of greensburg ks off the map
19:43 <@Code_Man65> And they weren't wrong.  Nothing survives a direct hit from an F5
19:43 < Hatter> I could
19:43 < alazare619> i helped in the cleanup and rebuilding had to since i was suspended from a few classes in highschool so needed the credits lol
19:43 < int0x1C8> the bridge-creek/moore tornado of 1999 was an F5, fastest recorded winds on the planet they were >300 MPH
19:44 < officerrando> ACK. it was finger of god. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=525xrI009qQ
19:44 <@Code_Man65> Yep, tornadoes get crazy wind speeds
19:44 < officerrando> take my 200 schmeckles.
19:44 <@Code_Man65> When you really need to worry is when a tornado hits water and DOESN'T stop
19:44 <@Code_Man65> That means it's got way too much energy
19:45 < officerrando> helen hunt was crazy hot in that movie, btw.
19:45 < khelpw> See and here I thought Wrath of God was just a big white circle thing.
19:45 < Hatter> RIP Bill Paxton
19:45 < corn266> Code_Man65, pretty sure it slows down proportional to the mass it accelerates
19:45 < alazare619> "At 9:41 pm CDT (0241 UTC) the National Weather Service office in Dodge City issued a Tornado emergency for Greensburg. A tornado emergency is an unofficial product used only for extremely life–threatening situations when a large and likely violent tornado is on the ground and approaching a populated area"
19:45 < Nightcinder> steam link $2.50
19:46 < alazare619> that tornado is one of the very few EF5's
19:46 < alazare619> it was over 1/2 in radius
19:46 <@Code_Man65> corn266:  You aren't following.  Normally water stops tornadoes as soon as they touch it
19:46 < int0x1C8> alazare619 was that the 99 nado?
19:46 < alazare619> that was greensburg 2007
19:46 <@Code_Man65> If water doesn't stop it, that means you have one NASTY tornado on your hands.
19:46 < officerrando> if you name your C: drive "dat ass", windows will eventually ask if you'd like to back dat ass up.
19:46 < Hatter> that's why when a tornado is coming you should find the nearest garden hose
19:46  * Code_Man65 lives in tornado alley
19:46 < alazare619> int0x1C8: it litterally took the entire town out
19:47 < DomLS3> Hatter: I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose
19:47 < alazare619> when i got there in greensburg few days after you could see from 1 side of the town to the other
19:47 < int0x1C8> yeah, there was that one
19:47 < Hatter> !report DomLS3 inappropriate comments
19:47 < felda> Code_Man65 perhaps you should live in tornado basement instead
19:47 < DomLS3> opnsense
19:47 < DomLS3> pfsense
19:47 < int0x1C8> and the bridge-creek/moore of 1999 AND 2011, and I think 2013
19:47 < int0x1C8> hit oklahoma city
19:47 < alazare619> i hope you choke on a dorrito and die DomLS3
19:47 < Hatter> opnsense
19:47 <@Code_Man65> Moore gets hit all the time, and yet they keep rebuilding
19:48 < DomLS3> alazare619: I almost did that exact thing when I was a kid actually.
19:48 < corn266> They really should just pick up those towns and move them somewhere else
19:48 < Hatter> Code_Man65: that script has the potential for abuse
19:48 < officerrando> have you guys seen an issue where a user prints fine from outlook. Then prints fine from word, but when switching between the two it locks up their application?
19:48 <+TuxedoJack> At what point do you just say "fuck it" and start building underground?
19:48 < alazare619> Code_Man65: my BIL lives in moore they do get hit all the damn time
19:48 < int0x1C8> Moore is in an abusive marriage with tornadoes
19:48 < DomLS3> TuxedoJack: or just move to another state
19:48 < alazare619> he has a "safe room" in his house just for that with his pc and network ran into so he can keep on gaming during the storm :P
19:49 <@Code_Man65> One funny thing about tornadoes in Oklahoma is if they start in OKC they follow I-44 and signal with lightning to get on to the turnpike to head NE.
19:49 < khelpw> I lived in FL, so the tornadoes we got down there were usually just more entertaining than especially destructive
19:49 < grumplestiltzkin> TuxedoJack: I looked into it a bit - building underground is pretty inexpensive, comparatively. and its cheaper to heat/cool.   It's just hard to swing in suburbia
19:49 < int0x1C8> I live in the extreme northern boundary of tornado alley
19:50 < int0x1C8> south WI
19:51 < officerrando> grumplestiltzkin: have to deal with circulating air, however. building underground is a quick way to die from CO2 poisoning.
19:51 < officerrando> plus the farts. so many farts
19:51 < alazare619> Code_Man65: funny thing about moore one of our providers was working at the hospital in moore was mid delivery when the wall got ripped off the building
19:51 < int0x1C8> funny this topic came up, I binge watched a bunch of tornado documentarys over the weekend
19:51 <+giant_it_burrit> STEAM SALE LIVE
19:51 < Casteil> You guys ever have any issues with your mousewheel 'ticks' scrolling several times more lines than normal from time to time?
19:52 < corn266> alazare619, I hope they weren't attempting to deliver a wall
19:52 < alazare619> hows that a story to tell your kid when they get older ...yea when you were born the building got an entire wall ripped off by a tornado
19:52 < officerrando> Casteil: i think that means your mouse is dying/busted. my ones at home get worn out and start double/triple clicking from a single click. Lots of MOBA playing.
19:52 < Casteil> my mouse wheel is set to scroll 3 lines, but every once in a while it starts skipping like half screens per tick
19:52 < int0x1C8> Casteil, scroll wheel is probably wearing out
19:52 < Casteil> officerrando: it's definitely software
19:53 < Casteil> first noticed on my personal desktop
19:53 < Casteil> now it's happening with my work laptop/work mouse
19:54 < grumplestiltzkin> humble has pubg for $18. steam sale its $20  in case anyone was interested.   I'm going to break down and buy it I think
19:54 < alazare619> i live right smack dab in tornado alley
19:54 < alazare619> we get them all the time...dont really worry about it
19:54 < alazare619> its just a part of life for us..
19:54 < Casteil> I live right smack in the middle of one of the several parts of US that isn't really prone to big natural disasters
19:54 <@Code_Man65> Yep, I go outside and watch them
19:55 < Casteil> (flooding yes but that's only an issue if you're an idiot and buy property on the flood plane)
19:55 < aName> You guys ever run into weird clipboard issues?  I've got a user who copies a job number from a spreadsheet and gets a different job number when she pastes and I'm just so lost now. Reboot didn't fix it, and the value she gets out is nowhere on the sheet she's copying from. Thought maybe QA was remoted in and she was getting THEIR clipboard, so I killed the server for that... same issue
19:55 < aName> Like, she'll copy 45877 and get 45321 or whatever
19:56 < aName> It's so weird
19:56 < corn266> giant_it_burrit, you crashed the steam site
19:56 < Casteil> aName: have you eliminated excel as a variable?
19:56 < Hatter> the building underground theme would make a nice sim-type game
19:56 < Casteil> what happens if you copy from chrome into notepad or vice versa
19:56 < Hatter> Well I guess there's Oxygen Not Included
19:56 < aName> Casteil: Yeah. I thought maybe the cell had a formula reference or something, that was the first thing I tried.
19:57 < grumplestiltzkin> aName: i literally *just* had an excel issue just now, similar.   mine was a very basic sum of 3 rows, with currency, and the total added like 5 decimal places with some wonked out value.  just reformatting the sum cell fixed it for me
19:57 < aName> It's not Excel, it's LibreOffice Calc, but I'm not sure it matters
19:57 < Casteil> try to paste from notepad to chrome and vice versa
19:57 < Casteil> type bacon in notepad, and see if you get potato in chrome
19:57 < Casteil> (unlikely)
19:57 < aName> Casteil: Right
19:58 < Casteil> and if it does behave unexpectedly, is the value being pasted changing every time something new is copied? or does it stay the same
19:59 < aName> Stays the same
19:59 < int0x1C8> our department had to define up front that we don't support/troubleshoot anything to do with excel
19:59 < DomLS3> opnsense | pfsense
20:00 < Casteil> int0x1C8: "How do I ___ in excel?"
20:00 < aName> int0x1C8: lol I wish
20:00 < Casteil> Bitch you're the fucking accountant, you tell me!
20:00 < Casteil> >.>
20:00 < int0x1C8> me: "fuck if I know"
20:00 < ekaj> I keep a gat in my lap cause i'm fully strapped, thinkin about these damn fools lives that i had to take
20:00 < Casteil> fortunately I haven't had any requests like that
20:00 < aName> int0x1C8: We became the defacto reporting department because we can
20:00 < Casteil> I'll be damned if I'm going to figure out someone's job for them
20:00 < aName> int0x1C8: I'm not even an excel guy. >.<
20:00 < aName> Casteil: Ugh, too much of that
20:00 < Casteil> got enough shit on my own plate to deal with lol
20:01 < aName> Casteil: We've had to push back a bit recently
20:01 < int0x1C8> you made the noose in excel now you're going to hang from it
20:01 < aName> int0x1C8: We just write perl/python that spits out xlsx
20:01 < aName> It's much less confusing this way
20:01 < int0x1C8> yep
20:01 < ekaj> just do ADA, it works better and has more libraries
20:02 < Sousapro> Access is best database
20:02 < Casteil> yuck
20:02 < Sousapro> especially for business critical systems
20:02 < int0x1C8> mysql!
20:02 < ekaj> access + ada is the way to go
20:02 < Sousapro> access + sleeping pills in applesauce is the best way to go
20:02 < ekaj> ok Cosby
20:02 < int0x1C8> we're not talking about date rape
20:02 < Heresiarch> Sousapro: ...if you speak its name, it finds you...
20:03 < scwizard> what the fuck is glitter.im
20:03 < Sousapro> ...I don't think 50 sleeping pills in applesauce is date rape
20:03 < scwizard> why do we need another chat thing?
20:03 < Casteil> damn I had these big plans today to cleanse the Jira queue, define requirements for a new feature set, and mock up a Bootstrap/HTML template for the modernization of our webapp
20:03 < int0x1C8> Sousapro, yeah thats murder
20:03 < Sousapro> because IRC is pretty primitive?
20:03 < int0x1C8> MOIDAH!
20:03 < Sousapro> int0x1C8: not if you use it on yourself
20:03 < Casteil> ~5 hours of derailments basically
20:03 < int0x1C8> oh
20:03 < int0x1C8> do taht
20:03 < Sousapro> I mean
20:03 < Sousapro> I guess it is
20:04 < int0x1C8> self is kill
20:04 < Sousapro> honestly, I wish some of the IRCv3 stuff would go live
20:04 < Sousapro> more than just using IRCCloud or something
20:04 < scwizard> making another chat thingy is like this: https://xkcd.com/927/
20:05 < int0x1C8> whats wrong with irc
20:05 < int0x1C8> its just text
20:05 < int0x1C8> over tubes
20:05 < Heresiarch> stupid question on o365. Can a user account have installs on multiple devices?
20:06 < scwizard> Heresiarch: 70% sure yes
20:06 < Casteil> scwizard: I think that's exactly what happened with USB-C
20:06 < Casteil> USB-C is a god damn clusterfuck
20:06 < felda> gosh I wish I could join the CIA so bad
20:07 < felda> I just really need to be an admin on every Minecraft server
20:07 < ekaj> join it
20:07 < grumplestiltzkin> CIA has backdoor admin credentials to minecraft?
20:07 < int0x1C8> and second life
20:08 < ekaj> man it seems like shit keeps breaking right and left right now
20:08 < Casteil> lol... the idea of second life being a clandestine venue
20:08 < scwizard> felda: CIA makes you an admin on every minecraft server?
20:09 < aName> scwizard: https://xkcd.com/1782/
20:09 < Casteil> just picturing actual CIA agents wandering around Second Life in fursuits
20:09 < int0x1C8> just hide among all the drunk housewives RPing and furries, they'll never catch you
20:09 < ekaj> did someone say drunk housewives?
20:10 < aName> felda: Have you tried minecraft VR?
20:10 < scwizard> yeah
20:10 < aName> felda: It's pretty cool
20:10 < grumplestiltzkin> second life is still a thing?
20:10 < corn266> aName, I just got hexchat set up with the same color theme as my terminal and it looks slick
20:11 < felda> aName no VR is the work of the devil made by the CIA to control my bodily fluids
20:11 < Casteil> I tried minecraft VR
20:11 < Casteil> it sucked
20:11 < int0x1C8> felda is a gay frog
20:13 < corn266> where is felda.io anyways? I expected to only be down for a day
20:13 < felda> corn266:  cryptic1 permanently took down my site by sabotaging DNS
20:14 <+giant_it_burrit> just give us the ip
20:14 < felda> o man he killed the IP too
20:14 < corn266> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umDr0mPuyQc
20:14 < alazare619> is saints row worth 3 bucks?
20:14 < alazare619> never played it
20:14 < felda> alazare619 which Saints Row
20:15 < felda> because yes to all of them
20:15 <+giant_it_burrit> yes
20:15 < alazare619> 3rd
20:15 < felda> YES
20:15 < dragonfleas> Anybody have a good guide for migrating on-prem to O365?
20:15 < felda> Saints Row is like GTA if it were self aware and didn't care
20:15 < corn266> Only because you race bdsm chariots pulled by gimps with dicks in their asses
20:16 <+giant_it_burrit> seems like your game alazare619
20:17 < int0x1C8> saints row 2 3 and 4 were fucking amazing, never played the first
20:18 < alazare619> https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/HBH3qLZD/image.png
20:18 < alazare619> right now its cheaper to buy a steam link + a controller
20:18 < alazare619> then just the controller
20:18 < alazare619> wtf
20:18 < alazare619> take my cc!
20:18 < alazare619> side note the steamlink is only 2 bucks right now
20:19 < int0x1C8> blog it
20:19 < dragonfleas> anybody?
20:20 <+giant_it_burrit> grab a dozen
20:20 <+giant_it_burrit> sell for 5 bucks
20:20 <+giant_it_burrit> profit?
20:20 < McDonaldsWiFi> DomLS3: doesn't a cheeseburger sound good?
20:22 < Hatter> I just enjoyed a giant meatball w/ spaghetti
20:22 < Hatter> it was just spaghetti with a gigantic mozzarella stuffed meatball atop it
20:22 <+shakygator> dont buy it alazare619!
20:23 < alazare619> i really wana be able to play games on my couch
20:23 < Nightcinder> https://www.anandtech.com/show/12976/the-inwin-ego-fan-the-ultimate-rgb-led-fan
20:23 <+shakygator> what does that shitty steam controller have to do with that
20:23 < alazare619> and the touchpad looks like it would be win win for tera or other like games on the couch
20:24 <+shakygator> steam link is $2?  lol.  i have one i bought on sale and never used
20:25 < Casteil> alazare619: Yeah... steam is either cutting their losses or really trying to increase steam link marketshare
20:26 < Sousapro> they want to get that console money
20:26 < alazare619> i really wana find a controller that will work with mmorpg
20:26 < Casteil> I bought one but the wifi on it doesn't jive well with my Meraki AP
20:26 < asimon> Steam link is fine
20:26 < asimon> I use it pretty often
20:26 < Sousapro> alazare619: steam controller has a ton of functionality
20:26 < alazare619> and just be able to play some platformers or such on the living room tv
20:26 < Casteil> won't connect at all via 5ghz, and 2.4ghz doesn't really have enough throughput for a decent experience
20:26 < Sousapro> alazare619: otherwise you'll need an orbweaver or something
20:27 < asimon> The controller is finicky though - maybe just because I got an early model or something
20:27 < Sousapro> asimon: how so?
20:27 < Sousapro> asimon: take your firmware updates
20:27 < DomLS3> McDonaldsWiFi: Nope
20:27 < DomLS3> Already ate
20:27 < McDonaldsWiFi> <3
20:27 < Casteil> plus the image it produces... my TV's local dimming doesn't work with it
20:27 < Sousapro> it should prompt when you start big picture mode
20:27 < asimon> Haven't done any firmware updates I don't think
20:28 < Sousapro> the initial firmware was a bit buggy but it's been good for 12+ months
20:28 < Casteil> at any rate, steam link is definitely not as big of a success as they were hoping for I'm sure
20:28 < asimon> hm
20:28 < Sousapro> they just added cellphone support
20:28 < Casteil> same with the controller :P
20:28 < Sousapro> and android TV support
20:28 < Nightcinder> shakygator: ye's $2 + $7.99
20:28 < Sousapro> I don't need a steam link because I paired my steam controller to my TV directly
20:28 < Sousapro> it has Bluetooth low energy that you can enable
20:29 < asimon> The steam link is for getting the game to your TV, not really for the controller?
20:29 < Casteil> steam link works best with a steam controller, imo
20:29 < grumplestiltzkin> s/link/ham
20:29 < Sousapro> asimon: right but I have the steam link app on my TV
20:29 < asimon> Ah gotcah
20:29 < asimon> s/ah/ha
20:29 < Casteil> the 3rd party controller support blows, last time I tried to use it it wouldn't recognize my 360 controller
20:29 < Sousapro> asimon: downloaded it from the play store
20:30 < asimon> Where the hell is layer eight
20:30 < Sousapro> I honestly couldn't imagine wanting to use any other controller in multiplayer on PC
20:30 <+shakygator> why the hell do websites still have "enter your DOB to proceed"
20:30 < grumplestiltzkin> shakygator: liability
20:30 <+shakygator> still dumb
20:30 <+shakygator> it aint stopping nothing
20:31 < Casteil> shakygator: because laws
20:31 < grumplestiltzkin> true, but that isn't the purpose.    it forces the user to inform the site of his/her age, so no underage kid can claim ignorance 'just wantered into this inappropriate content'
20:31 <+shakygator> im saying theyre stupid
20:31 < Casteil> same reason a lot of sites have "cookie notifications" and the same reason why we all got dozens of privacy policy updates the last month or two :P
20:31 <+shakygator> and an inconvenience to me, and im what matters
20:31 <+shakygator> dtn
20:36 < Sousapro> I want a black muscle shirt with "DTN" in white on the front of it for the gym
20:37 < Sousapro> just to see the double takes lol
20:39 < gnupluslinux> How do users manage to blue screen so often
20:39 <+giant_it_burrit> skillz
20:39 < gnupluslinux> I get it #numbers but damn
20:39 < Sousapro> gnupluslinux: old hardware
20:39 < Sousapro> gnupluslinux: somebody wants to plug that cat that scans the radioshack catalog in to their windows 10 PC lol
20:40 < dragonfleas> i'm addicted boys
20:40 < dragonfleas> ordered 40 things on amazon in the past week for my new apartment
20:40 < dragonfleas> someone stop me
20:40 < dragonfleas> one click ordering, it's too easy
20:40 < Sousapro> dragonfleas: IKEA is also an option
20:41 < Sousapro> dragonfleas: especially the kitchen section
20:41 < dragonfleas> we don't have IKEA in tulsa
20:41 < gnupluslinux> Wat
20:41 < dragonfleas> yeah
20:41 < dragonfleas> we don't have IKEA
20:41 < Sousapro> if you don't have a home, you can buy one there
20:42 < dragonfleas> what
20:42 < Sousapro> sorry, jonathan coulton song
20:42 < Sousapro> about IKEA
20:43 < Sousapro> was talking about https://www.boklok.com/about-the-BoKlok-concept/
20:43 < Sousapro> where they basically flatpack your aprtment too
20:43 < Sousapro> I'd buy one lol
20:43 < Sousapro> I wonder what tools you would need to assemble it though
20:43 < aName> gnupluslinux: CueCat? Man that's a blast from the past
20:44 < aName> gnupluslinux: At any rate it was just a PS/2 keyboard basically
20:44 < aName> gnupluslinux: So it wouldn't be too hard to get it working
20:44 < int0x1C8> we are bolkok
20:44 < int0x1C8> bull cock
20:44 <+shakygator> steam is super slow rn
20:44 < aName> (Most barcode scanners are)
20:45 < aName> More interesting is that you can change what mode the scanner is in by scanning a barcode
20:45 < aName> So with a series of specially crafted barcodes you could take over a POS system
20:45 < Sousapro> int0x1C8: you know it
20:45 < Sousapro> int0x1C8: IKEA decided to make everywhere sweden
20:45 < gnupluslinux> Oh hey i remember these things
20:45 < Sousapro> int0x1C8: they're slowly succeeding lol
20:46 < int0x1C8> good
20:46 < int0x1C8> I'm swedish
20:46 < dragonfleas> lol
20:46 < dragonfleas> no thanks
20:46 < Sousapro> int0x1C8: I would gladly pay that much of my check for that level of services
20:46 < ned0> anybody used a steam link?
20:46 < Sousapro> plz invite me to sweden
20:46 < int0x1C8> blue eyes blond hair aryan yo
20:46 < ned0> or tried modding one?
20:46 < dragonfleas> i ordered these things on amazon 2 days ago and they still haven't shipped >:(
20:46 < ned0> nvm
20:46 < ned0> i just saw scrollback lol
20:47 < Sousapro> int0x1C8: I'm willing to learn languages and become swedish, where do I sign up?
20:47 < Sousapro> lol
20:47 < int0x1C8> I mean of swedish heritage
20:47 < int0x1C8> Sousapro, just get a fake tan, grow a beard, and convert to islam
20:48 < Sousapro> nah
20:48 < Sousapro> I already have a beard
20:48 < Sousapro> it is red
20:48 < Hatter> Sousapro: has anyone ever called you redbeard?
20:48 < Hatter> I just thought of that
20:48 < int0x1C8> some afghan tribal leaders have red beards too
20:48 < Sousapro> my wife
20:48 < Sousapro> lol
20:49 <+giant_it_burrit> so no one
20:50 < Hatter> Sousapro: are you from #ciscohelp too?
20:51 < Sousapro> No
20:51 < Sousapro> I hang out in ##ubnt though
20:55 < alazare619> well i'm going to pick up saints row the third
20:55 < alazare619> anyone know if it cna be steam linked?
20:55 < aName> Sousapro: My old roommate, who was blonde blue eyes AF told me that the swedes were super racist when he lived there.
20:56 <+giant_it_burrit> it can alazare619
20:56 < Sousapro> alazare619: just about everything on steam can be
20:56 < aName> Like, if he'd put on an accent and told you he was swedish, you'd never know otherwise
20:56 < Sousapro> aName: would feel just like home
20:57 < Sousapro> (not that I like racism but that I'm surrounded by it)
20:57 < int0x1C8> swedish women are also bitches
20:57 < Sousapro> why in particular?
20:58 < int0x1C8> they're super feminist
20:59 < Heresiarch> o.O
20:59 < Sousapro> ...?
21:00 < int0x1C8> well
21:01 < int0x1C8> they're actually pretty equal over there, men and women, so naturally the women have the freedom to be assholes like the men are
21:01 < alazare619> who has a steam link
21:01 < onenerdyguy> alazare619, i do
21:01 < alazare619> can i use my pc while steam linked?
21:01 < onenerdyguy> alazare619, no
21:01 < alazare619> what does it do to the pc?
21:01 < alazare619> like locks it?
21:01 < onenerdyguy> alazare619, it's just like you're playing it on the PC, but it streams the video and input ot the client
21:01 < felda> int0x1C8 is the head mod of TRP and MGTOW
21:01 <+giant_it_burrit> alazare619: you can not
21:02 <+giant_it_burrit> thats what i told you
21:02 < onenerdyguy> anyone here do anything with CableCast?
21:02 < alazare619> i figured it would just put the game on the task bar and use software video capture
21:02 < int0x1C8> I know it makes me sound like some MRA faggot
21:02 < felda> ye it do
21:02 < alazare619> so i could use mouse keyboard on other monitor you know
21:03 < aName> int0x1C8: Unfortunately, the disenfranchised are often rather unpleasant people.
21:03 < asimon> alazare619: Idk what these folks are saying, you definitely can still use your computer
21:03 < asimon> You can alt tab out of big picture mode
21:03 < aName> int0x1C8: They feel like they got screwed over and aren't happy abou tit.
21:03 < asimon> and stream w/e you like to your tv or work on another monitro
21:03 < alazare619> so it does monitor capture
21:04 < alazare619> instead of game capture
21:04 < asimon> yes
21:04 < felda> "I'd like some equal rights pls" Wow what a bunch of bitches
21:04 < alazare619> is the input lag noticeable?
21:04 < asimon> I don't think so, nope
21:04 < asimon> It's good enough that you can play FPS's on it at least
21:04 < asimon> idk what your standard for noticeable is
21:05 < felda> some FPS will be questionable
21:05 < alazare619> rocket league?
21:05 < alazare619> rocket league and saints row the 3rd and maybe wow are what i'm thinking about
21:05 < asimon> RL is fine
21:06 < felda> SL is $2.50 just fuckin buy it
21:06 < asimon> +1 felda
21:06 < felda> It's 100% swag
21:06 < asimon> If you don't like it you can pawn it on craigslist for $20
21:07 < felda> want to watch porno on the big screen without dragging your PC into your bedroom? STEAM LINK
21:07 < alazare619> i have 100 bucks in my checking account for a week
21:07 < alazare619> with shipping and handling thats 50 bucks so fuck you guys :P
21:07 < felda> Want to buy drugs of the silk road while chilling on the couch in the living room?  STEAM LINK
21:07 < alazare619> i'm going to question this shit :P
21:07 < int0x1C8> felda, silk road is kill
21:07 < Casteil> 2.50 + sihpping :P
21:07 < int0x1C8> a long time ago
21:07 < asimon> Wait if you're that strapped for cash you shouldn't be buying anything except food
21:08 < felda> Silk Road 2.0 is still a thing right?
21:08 < alazare619> nah i got that shit all covered asimon
21:08 < vinrock> nope
21:08 < felda> fair enough
21:08 < vinrock> lotta small dnm's now
21:08 < alazare619> more like gas and shit
21:08 < felda> that's too bad
21:08 <+MillerBOSS> You're not too bad yourself, felda
21:08 < felda> thanks fam
21:09 <+MillerBOSS> You're welcome bbe
21:09 < int0x1C8> lies
21:09 < int0x1C8> felda is a gay frog
21:09 < felda> Alex Jones turned me GAY!!!
21:09 < int0x1C8> yes
21:09 < int0x1C8> you were already a frog
21:10 < int0x1C8> now you're gay also
21:10 < felda> that's a lie
21:10 < Sousapro> felda: what if I was turned from a gay frog into a sysadmin?
21:10 < estranger> felda, do you like fish sticks?
21:10 < felda> I was kiss by my true love and it turned me into a frog
21:10 < estranger> heh
21:11 < grumplestiltzkin> felda's true love is Alex Jones
21:11 <@cryptic1> ^
21:11 < felda> Ooooh
21:11 < felda> I'm glad you're here cryptic1
21:11 < felda> EXCITING ANNOUNCEMENT
21:11 <@cryptic1> really?
21:11 < felda> cryptic1 is my baby momma
21:12 <@cryptic1> O_o
21:12 <@cryptic1> I don't remember the dna test
21:12 <@cryptic1> you can try to make the claim
21:12 < int0x1C8> congrats when is the tadpole due
21:12 < felda> it takes two to pfsense
21:12 <@cryptic1> but I am not paying anything until its proven
21:12 < felda> don't be jealous Code_Man65
21:12 <@Code_Man65> Of what?
21:13 < onenerdyguy> Code_Man65, girth
21:13 <+MillerBOSS> You two were on Springer. I am sure you remember that
21:13 < Jekotia> Employee had a problem with an unwanted Picture-in-Picture mode being enabled on their monitor. Solution? Press random buttons as if I know what I'm doing until I hit the correct one.
21:13 < felda> onenerdyguy thanks for bringing that up because it reminds me:  Why do we measure girth in circumference and not diameter?
21:13 < onenerdyguy> felda, oh god. what have I done.
21:14 < felda> Another side note:  If you marry your girlfriend doesn't that mean you are having sex with family?
21:14 < abakedapplepie> uhh
21:14 <@cryptic1> whaaaaaaaaaat
21:14 < Jekotia> felda: yes, but that's not the same as incest
21:14 < hxcsp> felda: we dont date our sisters in these parts like you do
21:14  * cryptic1 walks away
21:15 < hxcsp> this is the one instance cryptic1 might be happy hes canadian
21:15 < abakedapplepie> felda: is a poptart ravioli
21:15 < int0x1C8> get back here cryptic1
21:15 < int0x1C8> you can't walk away from love
21:15 < felda> WE HAVE TO QUESTION SOCIETY
21:15 <@Code_Man65> int0x1C8:  You are going to have to hit him with your love spear to get him to stay
21:15 <@cryptic1> ravioli, HALP
21:15 < Sousapro> family sax
21:15 < BronzeEagle> aunt mom and uncle dad
21:15 < int0x1C8> it has barbs
21:16 <@cryptic1> the one time?
21:16 < felda> Cupid hit me with a love guillotine
21:16 < grumplestiltzkin> felda: do you live in a society?
21:16 < Sousapro> on the donger, felda
21:16 <@cryptic1> feldas crop was voted to be legal here yesterday
21:16 < felda> gamers rise up!
21:16 < felda> cryptic1 is the chad of this channel
21:16 < felda> trying to steal all my Stacys and Veronicas
21:16 <@cryptic1> chad?
21:17 <@cryptic1> are you on the meth again felda ?
21:17 < felda> Sometimes I have thoughts
21:17 < corn266> http://knowyourmeme.com/photos/1265329-virgin-vs-chad
21:17 <+MillerBOSS> s/meth/LSD
21:17 < corn266> COME ON AND SLAM
21:17 <+MillerBOSS> Who abused layer-eight ?
21:17 < abakedapplepie> im so curious to see what they are gonna do to combat weed tourism to canada
21:17 < int0x1C8> AND WELCOME TO THE JAM
21:18 < felda> abakedapplepie they're gonna build a big wall and make america pay for it
21:18 < corn266> oh fuck
21:18 < abakedapplepie> well, i meant what america will do
21:18 < abakedapplepie> since i live 20 miles from two border crossings
21:18 < abakedapplepie> lol
21:18 < grumplestiltzkin> abakedapplepie: 'combat it'  ?
21:18 < int0x1C8> prepare to be subjected to daily deep cavity searches
21:18 < corn266> the same thing we did with colorado, washington, maine, I think new hampshire, and connecticut
21:19 < felda> int0x1C8 you say that like it's a bad thing  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
21:19 < abakedapplepie> corn266: there arent border guards at the colorado state line
21:19 < abakedapplepie> im wondering if they will deploy a marijuana breathalizer with no science backing the results
21:19 < int0x1C8> felda, maybe it is for him? I don't assume
21:19 < grumplestiltzkin> you definitely have a higher chance of being pulled over on the main roads out of CO (in Texas anyway)
21:19 < abakedapplepie> oh, sure
21:19 < abakedapplepie> but at the canadian border us customs can do whateeeever the fuck they want
21:20 < int0x1C8> you know what they say about assuming
21:20 < abakedapplepie> they can destroy your vehicle with 0 pretense of evidence
21:20 < corn266> grumplestiltzkin, the back roads are better cause no traffic and 80MPH
21:20 < abakedapplepie> and hand you the bill
21:20 < int0x1C8> it makes an ass out of u and some guy named ming
21:20 < abakedapplepie> probably the single most harrowing experience ive ever been thru was getting my vehicle search by us customs
21:20 < Heresiarch> abakedapplepie: probably about as much as they do to combat weed tourism from the entire west coast.
21:20 < abakedapplepie> and i remembered i had a half gram of bud hidden inside my dashboard
21:21 < int0x1C8> US border guards = assfucks
21:21 < corn266> .smirk
21:21 < grumplestiltzkin> er. not CO.  New Mexico, because CO is right there
21:21 < corn266> oh no my faces
21:21 < abakedapplepie> if youve ever wondered what its like to feel like an immigrant just try coming to america as an american
21:21 < Casteil> US boarder guards / ICE are basically police wannabes that couldn't meet the ethics/moral standards of police departments
21:21 < int0x1C8> YOU WILL COMPLY, TURN OVER ALL SOCIAL MEDIA LOGINS, ARE YOU A TERRORIST
21:21 < abakedapplepie> youll be treated like a criminal
21:21 < abakedapplepie> regardless of skin color, gender, body type
21:21 < grumplestiltzkin> Casteil: wat
21:21 < abakedapplepie> you will feel like a criminal
21:22 < corn266> at least a smooth one?
21:22 < abakedapplepie> no, not a smooth one either
21:22 < Casteil> grumplestiltzkin: border patrol and ICE are wannabe cops that couldn't make the cut
21:22 < Casteil> same for TSA
21:22 < abakedapplepie> TSA, sure. border patrol, i think youre stretching
21:22 < abakedapplepie> border patrol is also the most powerful police force in the country
21:22 < abakedapplepie> and has jusidiction over 95% of the pop[ulation
21:22 < grumplestiltzkin> those broad stroke generalizations.     like, probably a few
21:23 < abakedapplepie> and has poweres to search and seize outside of constitutional protections
21:23 < aName> fuck border patrol
21:23 < corn266> I've had my bag searched by TSA because I brought a normal sized deodorant stick through the line
21:23 < aName> 'constitution free zones' my ass
21:23 <+giant_it_burrit> TERRORIST
21:23 <+giant_it_burrit> 23-19!
21:23 < abakedapplepie> aName michigan is 100% a constitution free zone
21:23 < Casteil> abakedapplepie: yeah, and the problem is the people they recruit.
21:23 < abakedapplepie> isnt that great
21:23  * corn266 aggressively shaves giant_it_burrit 
21:23 <@killdash9> corn266: I got mine bag torn apart by TSA because a small bottle of Visine.
21:24 < aName> border patrol should be limited to a mile from the border
21:24 < abakedapplepie> the sad truth is those postitions attact people that enjoy power
21:24 <@killdash9> like irc ops
21:24 < aName> No further
21:24 < int0x1C8> you were smuggling liquid terrorism and you know it
21:24 < DomLS3> killdash9: I guess thet didn't want you to have a clear vision of your future
21:24 < Casteil> when I say "wannabe cops" I mean that a lot of their applicants and personnel are rejects from police force
21:24 < aName> abakedapplepie: Honestly I would leave the US if I could afford to
21:24 < corn266> killdash9, fucking "sophisticated lithium ion battery operated vape >> TSA sleeps" "small bottle of visine >> REAL SHIT?"
21:24 < abakedapplepie> and in a way casteil isnt wrong
21:25 < abakedapplepie> i have a friend who has tried to get on 10 police forces
21:25 < abakedapplepie> he is an army ranger
21:25 < abakedapplepie> hes considered too unhinged for police work, cant get hired by anyone
21:25 < aName> To say nothing of customs officials
21:25 < abakedapplepie> but he can go be a border agent
21:25 < Casteil> I don't mean that they (border patrol) don't have power
21:25 < aName> I get 'randomly selected' for a search EVERY time I come from Canada to the US
21:25 < abakedapplepie> he failed all the ethics tests for policemen
21:25 <@killdash9> abakedapplepie: he's too smart
21:25 < Casteil> the power is what attracts a lot of bad people to the force
21:25 < abakedapplepie> every answer he gave to the police exam is "I shoot them"
21:25 < abakedapplepie> fucking scary
21:25 < corn266> Casteil, insert star wars here
21:25 < abakedapplepie> he sees nothing wrong with this
21:25 <@killdash9> why be a cop if you can't shoot them all?
21:26 < int0x1C8> wow
21:26 < Casteil> a few too many morally/ethically bankrupt trump supports in our border patrol, basically
21:26 < grumplestiltzkin> there it is
21:26 <@killdash9> why be a op if you can't kick them all?
21:26 < abakedapplepie> oh you mean i get to shoot immigrants and its legal?
21:26 < abakedapplepie> sign me up!
21:26 < int0x1C8> SHOOT THE BEANERS
21:26 < int0x1C8> RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE
21:26 < corn266> turk mur jerbs
21:27 < abakedapplepie> i see border patrol execute roadside traffic stops all the time here
21:27 < abakedapplepie> i dont fucking get it
21:27 < abakedapplepie> why is border patrol out issuing speeding tickets
21:27 < abakedapplepie> ??
21:27 < onenerdyguy> abakedapplepie, they have jurisdiction alone the border and without 10 miles of it, if I'm not mistaken
21:27 <+giant_it_burrit> are they allowed?
21:27 < int0x1C8> because you don't have your papers, comrade
21:27 < abakedapplepie> onenerdyguy: 100 miles
21:27 < Heresiarch> onenerdyguy: 100 miles, actually.
21:27 < abakedapplepie> not 10
21:28 < onenerdyguy> well then, why would you schedule to hav eboth Border Control and State Patrol there?
21:28 <@killdash9> https://www.digitalattackmap.com/
21:28 < onenerdyguy> tax dollars at work!
21:28 <@killdash9> Steam Summer Sale started today. There goes the Net
21:28 < abakedapplepie> lol
21:28 <@killdash9> giant DDoS of the US. Thanks, Steam!
21:29 < abakedapplepie> site wont even load for me
21:29 < abakedapplepie> there it goes
21:29 < abakedapplepie> so what steam doesnt believe in CDNs?
21:30 < silentfury-s4pro> Steam has CDN's
21:31 < estranger> just need a proper data layer ;)
21:32 <+MillerBOSS> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSJ_k49ITUY
21:32 < abakedapplepie> oh neat thats an arbor networks site
21:32 < abakedapplepie> my buddy works for them
21:32 < abakedapplepie> doing stuff that is wayyy over my head
21:32 < abakedapplepie> way way way over my head
21:33 < abakedapplepie> also the only person ive met with a medical methamphetamine prescription
21:33 < abakedapplepie> for ultra-super-adhd
21:33 < estranger> that ddos map is confusing
21:33 < rootsudo> Has anyone here fucked with MIM and IAM?
21:34 < estranger> abakedapplepie, adderol is basically meth
21:34 < rootsudo> ritalian is cocaine and it works pretty well
21:34 < int0x1C8> I take 50mg adderall every day
21:35 < estranger> my wife is on just the 20XR's and i wish she'd get off them
21:35 <@killdash9> I take 60ml of Scotch/day PO
21:35 < estranger> shit fries your brain after decades
21:35 < rootsudo> I find myself better on valium 10-20mg vs uppers
21:35 < rootsudo> me and valium, I enter a sweet flow and become introverted, relaxed and peaceful.
21:35 < int0x1C8> I've been taking it for about 11 years now
21:35 < estranger> i did bio feedback training for my ADD.. i was pretty bad but didnt want to be on rx my whole life
21:35 < rootsudo> ADHD but naturally paranoid/anxious
21:36 < int0x1C8> zen for me is adderall, xanax, and a hit or 2 off my one-hitter
21:36 < estranger> i still get distracted by shiny objects but I can keep it under control
21:36 < estranger> i can "feel" when I am ADDing out and snap back
21:36 < rootsudo> Have you guys tried nootropics
21:37 <+MillerBOSS> How does it fry your brain after decades, estranger ?
21:38 <+MillerBOSS> Whats the good word rootsudo ?
21:38 < rootsudo> MillerBOSS Skipped work for a few days
21:38 < rootsudo> I question when i became so flakey
21:38 < estranger> MillerBOSS, main long term effects is  heart problems but can cause issues w/ aggression/bipolar
21:38 < dragonfleas> If I P2V'ed a 2008 R2 server, do I need to relicense the server?
21:39 <@Code_Man65> No
21:39 < dragonfleas> Even if the server was OEM?
21:39 < estranger> its just not good for you long term
21:40 <+shakygator> when ms asks for those OEM keys during an audit
21:40 < abakedapplepie> estranger: i forget what the drug is called
21:40 < estranger> not to mention they are highly addictive
21:40 < abakedapplepie> but its a lot stronger than adderall
21:41 < abakedapplepie> i think all it is is the left handed analog?
21:41 < estranger> bio feedback changed my life... too bad i still dont think its covered by insurance
21:41 < abakedapplepie> desoxyn
21:42 <+MillerBOSS> Which drug specifically are we talking about here estranger?
21:42 < estranger> MillerBOSS, adderoll
21:42 <+MillerBOSS> Ahh
21:42 <+MillerBOSS> I haven't tried that one. ritalian does the trick for me most of the time.
21:43 < abakedapplepie> oh i was confused, adderall is the left- and right-handed amphetamine molecule
21:43 < abakedapplepie> desoxyn is something else
21:44 < abakedapplepie> wow left handed methamphetamine is an OTC for nasal decongestion
21:44 < abakedapplepie> how do i get that shit
21:44 < abakedapplepie> lol
21:44 < int0x1C8> racemic salts, bitch
21:45 <+MillerBOSS> What did you call me?
21:45 < abakedapplepie> im gonna have to ask for some levomethamphetamine  next time i have a cold
21:45 < grumplestiltzkin> wat.   theres different adderall depending on if you are left or right handed?
21:45 <+MillerBOSS> What if you have 6 fingers on the right hand?
21:45 < abakedapplepie> grumplestiltzkin: organic chemistry, every organic molecule has a mirror image of itself
21:45 < abakedapplepie> and they call them left and right
21:45 < abakedapplepie> well not every
21:45 < int0x1C8> grumplestiltzkin adderall is an isomeric molecule
21:45 < abakedapplepie> but most
21:46 < abakedapplepie> adderall is both the left and right versions of amphetamine
21:46 < abakedapplepie> same molecule composition and shape
21:46 < abakedapplepie> but mirror image
21:46 < grumplestiltzkin> .yt left rights "im on crack"
21:46 < int0x1C8> a mix of an isomeric substance is called a racemic mixture
21:47 < abakedapplepie> also i have 0 chemistry training lol
21:47 < int0x1C8> so adderall is the racemic salt of dextro-amphetamine
21:47 < abakedapplepie> this is just what i know as an armchair chemist
21:48 < int0x1C8> sorry not isomeric
21:48 < int0x1C8> chiral
21:48 < abakedapplepie> man these comcast contractors are taking their sweet time t the mexican joint next door
21:49 < abakedapplepie> theyve been there for 3 hours
21:49 < int0x1C8> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Racemic_mixture
21:49 < int0x1C8> they're all drunk on margaritas, diddling each other
21:52 < aName> int0x1C8: ... it's funny, I looked back at this tab, saw 'racemic' and thought 'It's about adderal isn't it'?
21:53 < int0x1C8> u no it
21:53 < int0x1C8> dat brocaine
21:57 < aName> int0x1C8: I wish I could get a script for it but they do tox screens and I pop positive for cannabis
21:57 < abakedapplepie> why the fuck does postgres store and return bools as t/f
21:57 < abakedapplepie> not even 1/0 !!!!
21:57 < abakedapplepie> or true/false
21:57 < abakedapplepie> wtf
21:57 < abakedapplepie> this is retarded
21:57 < int0x1C8> wtf why tox screen
21:57 < Jekotia> abakedapplepie: because old people
21:57 < abakedapplepie> but postgres
21:57 < int0x1C8> then again I've had the same scrip for mine for over 10 years now
21:58 < Jekotia> "I've been doing this for 50 years, don't question me!"
21:58 < abakedapplepie> it was sent to save the world
21:59 < scwizard> abakedapplepie: after you code something like that in like 1995, it's pretty hard to change
21:59 < abakedapplepie> but but
21:59 < abakedapplepie> postgres
21:59 < abakedapplepie> this isnt oracle
21:59 < abakedapplepie> or db2
22:00 < Jekotia> abakedapplepie: You seem to have fallen for a false messiah. My condolences.
22:00 < abakedapplepie> :(
22:06 <@JollyRgrs> looking to do a 1 month log rotate on a daily script (adds/removes to security group). using powershell. it it unreasonable to try and log in an XML? I'm thinking that might make it easier to remove items older than 1 month
22:06 < abakedapplepie> log to a db
22:06 < abakedapplepie> :)
22:06 < abakedapplepie> log to an access file :)
22:07 < abakedapplepie> i hate xml
22:07 <@JollyRgrs> yeah, trying to NOT make it that complicated
22:07 < abakedapplepie> how big of a log are you talking
22:07 <@JollyRgrs> powershell isn't bad when dealing with it
22:07 <@JollyRgrs> abakedapplepie: hopefully not too big
22:07 <@JollyRgrs> once the original population of the group is done... most days, nothing
22:07 <@JollyRgrs> then just as new users get added
22:07 < abakedapplepie> wouldnt it be easier to just rotate the log daily and delete if older than 30 days
22:07 < Heresiarch> JollyRgrs: depends on if you're trying to ingest the logs into something else for analysis/reporting/notifications. If so, then you probably want to log in formats that are easily parsed.
22:08 <@JollyRgrs> which we might add as many as 500-1000 users a month, just not sure how many will be in these groups
22:08 <@JollyRgrs> Heresiarch: just to look into the logs for troubleshooting "hey, how come $person isn't in the group"
22:08 < Heresiarch> JollyRgrs: I'd go for json, but I know the Windows world is still enamored of XML.
22:08 <@JollyRgrs> or whatever
22:08 <@JollyRgrs> Heresiarch: powershell deals with json well?
22:08 < abakedapplepie> powershell works great with json
22:08 <@JollyRgrs> i can import an xml as an object in powershell easily
22:08 < abakedapplepie> you can do the same with json
22:08 <@JollyRgrs> and json is also easy enough for human to read in notepad?
22:09 < abakedapplepie> yes
22:09 < abakedapplepie> easier than xml
22:09 < estranger> oh no are we doing a docu-spec argument?
22:09 < Heresiarch> easier than XML by a mile XD
22:09 < alazare619> recommended settings for a 10 user sharepoint 2016 fundamentals server?
22:09 < estranger> protobuf is the new cool shit
22:09 < Heresiarch> alazare619: gasoline and matches.
22:09 < alazare619> 2 cores of a e5-2665 8 gigs of ram and 60 gig hdd enough?
22:09 < abakedapplepie> i use powershell->json to audit ad logins, json gets sent to a rest endpoint for ingesting into a postgres database
22:09 < estranger> YAML is the best standard, prove me wrong
22:09 < alazare619> Heresiarch: sharepoint is not that bad...
22:10 < Heresiarch> estranger: your trolling is bad and you should feel bad.
22:10 < abakedapplepie> ^
22:10 < abakedapplepie> i hate yaml
22:10 < abakedapplepie> may as well use INI
22:10 <@JollyRgrs> abakedapplepie: what do i use to read/write to json in powershell?
22:10 <@JollyRgrs> what cmdlet/etc
22:10 < abakedapplepie> to-json
22:10 < estranger> yeah yaml is a pita
22:10 < Heresiarch> alazare619: Sharepoint is what Satan moved to when people finally started getting off of Lotus Notes.
22:10 < abakedapplepie> i forget the other one
22:10 < estranger> all our damn configs are yaml
22:10 < abakedapplepie> from-json? lol
22:11 < alazare619> yaml and json are interchangeable
22:11 <@JollyRgrs> abakedapplepie: i don't have either one
22:11 <@JollyRgrs> are those default cmdlets?
22:11 < alazare619> thats why docker configs and dockercompose are interchangeable
22:11 < abakedapplepie> oh
22:11 < abakedapplepie> convertfrom-json
22:11 < abakedapplepie> convertto-json
22:11 < alazare619> ^
22:11 <@JollyRgrs> thanks
22:11 <@JollyRgrs> i dunno what json even looks like to know how to do my code :( lol
22:11 <@JollyRgrs> dangit
22:12 < abakedapplepie> JollyRgrs you dont have to
22:12 < alazare619> json is just a set of strings inside a giant string
22:12 < estranger> oh boy
22:12 < abakedapplepie> its a perfect object representation just work with objects
22:12 < abakedapplepie> and convert
22:12 < alazare619> would you like to see a json string jolly?
22:12 <@JollyRgrs> i'm failing to see how this is easier to read than xml
22:12 < abakedapplepie> less markup
22:12 < abakedapplepie> muuch less markup
22:12 < abakedapplepie> its structural
22:12 < estranger> its markup vs weird symbols
22:13 < abakedapplepie> if yaml was perl, json is python
22:13 < int0x1C8> [{"GPSLat":0,"GPSLong":0,"ScanGroupId":"SAA117249","EmpName":"ADRIAN (1026010294) BALDERAS-VITAL","Time":{"date":"2018-06-21 06:32:39.000000","timezone_type":3,"timezone":"America\/Chicago"},"Dept":"LMD"},{"GPSLat":43.0518319,"GPSLong":-89.5013665,"ScanGroupId":"SAA117275","EmpName":"SEAN (1040011781) CURRAN","Time":{"date":"2018-06-21 14:29:03.000000","timezone_type":3,"timezone":"A
22:13 < int0x1C8> merica\/Chicago"},"Dept":"Field Stock"},{"GPSLat":43.1013834,"GPSLong":-89.5114801,"ScanGroupId":"SAA117283","EmpName":"ELIZABETH (1026012199) GAMILLO-CRUZ","Time":{"date":"2018-06-21 15:10:24.000000","timezone_type":3,"timezone":"America\/Chicago"},"Dept":"LMD"}]
22:13 <@JollyRgrs> still seems like xml is easier/simpler
22:13 <@JollyRgrs> you guys are weird
22:13 < abakedapplepie> youre weird
22:14 < abakedapplepie> if nothing else
22:14 < abakedapplepie> json is half the filesize
22:14 <@JollyRgrs> i just want a datestamp, and within, a tag for add or remove, and it contains the samaccountname
22:14 < Heresiarch> JollyRgrs: JSON has one major advantage over XML: in JSON you don't have to declare the hierarchy structure via tags. It's just there.
22:14 < int0x1C8> so your json return would look like
22:14 < Heresiarch> JollyRgrs: then just do plaintext. Maybe CSV.
22:15 < vinrock> i had a guyanese buddy growing up named jason
22:15 < vinrock> his mom called him JSON
22:15 <@JollyRgrs> Heresiarch: i need to parse it in the script so i keep it at only 1 month old data, but it'll need to be read by idiots (if ever)
22:15 <@JollyRgrs> by idiots i mean non-me
22:15 < abakedapplepie> json with whitespace is perfectly readable
22:15 < abakedapplepie> its just key:value pairs at its simplest
22:16 < Heresiarch> JollyRgrs: CSV or what abakedapplepie said.
22:16 < corn266> what's a hashtable
22:16 <@JollyRgrs> XML can have <date> then under that have <add>user1</add>
22:16 < int0x1C8> {"DateTime":"2018-06blah","Action":["Add/Remove",samaccountname]}
22:16 < int0x1C8> that easy
22:16 <@JollyRgrs> and <remove>user2</remove>
22:17 < int0x1C8> and if you have more than one, put them in an array like
22:17 <@JollyRgrs> int0x1C8: does convertTo-json make the nice whitespace to make it read easy?
22:17 < abakedapplepie> yes
22:17 < abakedapplepie> one sec
22:17 < int0x1C8> [{"DateTime":"2018-06blah","Action":["Add/Remove",samaccountname1]},{"DateTime":"2018-06blah","Action":["Add/Remove",samaccountname2]}]
22:17 < estranger> yeah json is faster
22:17 <@JollyRgrs> and how easy is it to go and delete specific entries in the json?
22:18 < rootsudo> int0x1C8 why you posting legit data
22:18  * rootsudo is in Chicago 
22:18 <@JollyRgrs> i'm not opposed to json, just not used it before so just questions
22:18 < int0x1C8> dude
22:18 < rootsudo> alazare619 holy fuck 10 users and sharepoint?!
22:18 < int0x1C8> json is literally a string
22:18 < estranger> JollyRgrs, pretty easy, and their are whole DB systems designed for json
22:18 < rootsudo> alazare619 fucking do SP online and get it over with
22:18 <@JollyRgrs> guys...
22:18 < rootsudo> who the fuck spins up a sharepoint farm for 10 users
22:18 < estranger> i dont agree with them fundamentally.. but they exist :P
22:18 <@JollyRgrs> THIS IS JUST A SIMPLE LOG FOR ONE SIMPLE SCRIPT
22:18 <@JollyRgrs> pls keep that in mind
22:18 < estranger> rootsudo, im waiting for my flight to chicago
22:18 < int0x1C8> a string that contains javascript objects
22:18 < int0x1C8> {}
22:19 <@JollyRgrs> i don't gaf about how it can work with db systems
22:19 < rootsudo> estranger bring jacket
22:19 < int0x1C8> key:value
22:19 < estranger> rootsudo, is the monsoon over?
22:19 < estranger> rootsudo, I live there :)
22:19 < corn266> JollyRgrs, http://docs.python-guide.org/en/latest/scenarios/json/
22:19 <@JollyRgrs> i need tier1 indians to be able to read it
22:19 < abakedapplepie> JollyRgrs: https://imgur.com/i9RMpPH
22:19 < rootsudo> estranger I'm sorry for you
22:19 < abakedapplepie> JollyRgrs: that is real output from my powershell audit script
22:19 < abakedapplepie> using to json
22:19 < rootsudo> estranger I hang around Lakeview, you?
22:19 < estranger> rootsudo, I live in the burbs
22:19 < abakedapplepie> i create a big object and output it to json
22:19 < abakedapplepie> and i get that file
22:19 < abakedapplepie> nice n easy
22:19 < estranger> JollyRgrs, im just talking json vs xml, i dont give a shit about your use case :o
22:19 < alazare619> rootsudo:  can't has to be in house for reasons
22:20 < int0x1C8> for human readable, xml is probably easier
22:20 < rootsudo> estranger jealous. sort've
22:20 < corn266> estranger, CSS is the master tier markup language
22:20 < int0x1C8> json is optimized for script consumption, not readability
22:20 < estranger> rootsudo, i only move to the area <2 years ago.. still learning my way about
22:20 <@JollyRgrs> abakedapplepie: see, to me, that's really busy with all the junk in there
22:20 < estranger> int0x1C8, good way to put it
22:20 < abakedapplepie> what junk lol
22:20 <@JollyRgrs> i can read it, but i don't want them to lean on me
22:20 <@JollyRgrs> all the commas and colons and squiggly brackets
22:20 < estranger> xml is more readable, json is more consumable
22:20 < abakedapplepie> meh
22:21 < Alternity> ugh this shitty country TLD registrar takes FOREVER to update their NS records
22:21 < abakedapplepie> i guess im just used to it
22:21 < alazare619> int0x1C8: thats both wrong and right
22:21 <@JollyRgrs> estranger: that's waht i'm tryin to ask
22:21 < alazare619> json is not white space sensitive
22:21 <@JollyRgrs> i thoguht xml was more readable and they said no json
22:21 < aName> int0x1C8: People say that but json is not that hard to read
22:21 < int0x1C8> we just gave you the answer
22:21 < alazare619> so you can line break it and make it pretty
22:21 < estranger> abakedapplepie, im just trying to end this stupid conversaion, json > xml
22:21 < alazare619> or have it as a string
22:21 < Alternity> json is fucking impossible to read sometimes
22:21 < Alternity> but it's a better format in most respects
22:21 < estranger> JollyRgrs, you can format json so it is very very readable
22:21 < int0x1C8> aName I know, but not everyone has an IQ above 90
22:21 < alazare619> https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/EqDEhyeR/image.png
22:21 < alazare619> json
22:22 < int0x1C8> put it through a json prettifier
22:22 < abakedapplepie> it comes from powershell pretty
22:22 < alazare619> https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/gIvsH79N/image.png
22:22 < abakedapplepie> /shrug
22:22 < alazare619> also json
22:22 <@JollyRgrs> alazare619: that's if yo uar elooking thru that site
22:22 < aName> int0x1C8: Well, obv
22:22 < estranger> does xm have anything equiv to like jq ?
22:22 <@JollyRgrs> notepad.exe doesn't do that
22:22 < alazare619> no JollyRgrs
22:22 < estranger> making parsing it on the commandline super easy
22:22 < alazare619> you can linebreak json
22:22 < Alternity> i just generally find json input is difficult to get correct
22:22 < aName> JollyRgrs: lol
22:22 < alazare619> its not whitepsace sensitive
22:22 < Alternity> but its never been a big deal
22:22 <@JollyRgrs> you gotta click on the raw data
22:22 < alazare619> json in vscode can be written either way
22:23 < alazare619> i know because ive written many of things including couchpotato api for a torrent site in json
22:23 < alazare619> and torznab api
22:23 < estranger> getting the {[:]} shit can get confusing but you work it out pretty easily
22:23 < admiralspark> you think json is hard, try line breaks in an INI with ansible. Anything non-yaml and it shits itself
22:23 < alazare619> idk about notepad++
22:23 < dragonfleas> hey can I PM one of you guys and see if my website is working correctly
22:23 < abakedapplepie> none of that matters if something is generating your json for you
22:23 < alazare619> notepad++ is shit anyways
22:23 < int0x1C8> JSON = javascript object notation, pretty self explainatory
22:23 < admiralspark> dragonfleas: sure
22:23 < derpingit> whadaaap
22:23 < dragonfleas> header resolution is acting weird
22:23 <@JollyRgrs> estranger: again.... my case is about the fact that tier1 ACCESSS MANAGEMENT ppl will be the ones reading in notepad.exe
22:23 < derpingit> any u guys fortinet var ?
22:24 < estranger> JollyRgrs, tier1 people maybe shouldnt be reading raw shit ;) parse it to human
22:24 < admiralspark> derpingit: Post in the AIGFF thread tomorrow
22:24 <@JollyRgrs> estranger: but i need my PS script to parse and remove older than 1 month entries
22:24 <@JollyRgrs> otherwise, i'd just print to .txt
22:24 < derpingit> admiralspark what's that
22:24 < int0x1C8> dude thats what json is
22:24 < int0x1C8> .txt
22:24 <@JollyRgrs> int0x1C8: it's all .txt
22:25 < int0x1C8> its a string
22:25 < int0x1C8> with {}
22:25 < estranger> use what works for you :) but json is way more popular than xml anymore
22:25 <@JollyRgrs> a friggin C file is in txt
22:25 < int0x1C8> and key:value pairs
22:25 < estranger> at least in my bubble
22:25 <@JollyRgrs> so is assembly
22:25 <@JollyRgrs> but that's not what i'm saying
22:25 < estranger> i admit i DO live in a bubble
22:25 < abakedapplepie> json is easier to work with programmatically, ligher weight, and at least for your use case, readable-enough
22:25 < alazare619> so looking to deploy sharepoint internal for helpdesk for a wiki
22:25 < abakedapplepie> imo
22:25 < alazare619> what hardware should i give it
22:25 < alazare619> only 10 users
22:26 < rootsudo> alazare619 You fucking don't
22:26 < Heresiarch> alazare619: might be easier to spin up bookstack or mediawiki.
22:26 < rootsudo> You do O365
22:26 < int0x1C8> (human_readable) ? "probably xml" : "json is fine"
22:26 < int0x1C8> there
22:26 < int0x1C8> done
22:26 < aName> lol sharepoint
22:26 < rootsudo> You do AAD connect to sync it with your onprem DC, you then have SSO
22:26 < alazare619> rootsudo:  Heresiarch  sharepoint has doc and docx parsing
22:26 < estranger> people who use XML are the same people who think nano is a good editor
22:26 < rootsudo> Then you run some powershell to create hub pages under the new
22:26 < alazare619> 90 percent of their documentation is in doc/docx already
22:26 < rootsudo> Sharepoint online has the same
22:26 < aName> estranger: nano is a SIMPLE editor
22:26 < Heresiarch> estranger: s/nano/notepad++
22:26 < Alternity> i only use pico
22:26 < rootsudo> YOU do not fucking run a 10 user farm on custom ahrdware unless they are paying and you're billing 3-5x local rate
22:26 < aName> estranger: Sometimes I just want to make a quick change to a text file not launch a fucking space shuttle
22:27 < rootsudo> Plus you do not want to do the server maintaince on that thing, because updates will break it, every fucking time
22:27 < alazare619> rootsudo:  has to be inhouse
22:27 < Heresiarch> XML is largely the domain of .NET and Java shops these days.
22:27 < rootsudo> alazare619 why?
22:27 < rootsudo> 10 user has to be in house? WHY?
22:27 < estranger> aName, so yer an XML user, got it
22:27 < Alternity> Heresiarch: lol wut
22:27 < Alternity> XML is used fucking everywhere in every industry
22:27 < aName> estranger: Naw, I'm a json advocate
22:27 < alazare619> hipaa, hitech, and multiple other reasons above my fucking paygrade gimme an answer or sit down
22:27 < rootsudo> don't get me wrong, that's guaranteed job security but man it's so fucking overkill
22:27 < aName> estranger: But vim and emacs are just TOO feature-rich
22:27 < alazare619> i get it
22:27 < Heresiarch> Alternity: yes it is. It's just not often used in new projects.
22:28 < rootsudo> You also don't get FLOW
22:28 < rootsudo> You need to get Nintex to do any real automation of workflow
22:28 < rootsudo> Sure, you can use some built in automation, but fuck that shit
22:28 < estranger> aName, vi is fast
22:28 < Alternity> Heresiarch: ideally sure, but in reality?  i would suspect most things are still being spec'd in xml
22:28 < alazare619> i have the hardware all flash arrays cisco ucs b3 m4's etc
22:28 < Alternity> most companies are not facebook or google
22:28 < estranger> i see AVRO more than xml
22:28 < alazare619> all i want to do is a wiki of sorts for internal that works like onenote
22:28 < rootsudo> workflow automation on sp16 sucks, SPO is okay, if they'll pay it, get nintex so you can automate most of it
22:28 < Alternity> and coding in C# and Java accounts for probably like 80%+ of coding work out there
22:28 < alazare619> thats it
22:28 < rootsudo> alazare619 man, wow, yeah, you can just do a site library
22:28 < rootsudo> and then a custom list
22:29 < Heresiarch> Alternity: all of that is true. None of it conflicts with my original statement.
22:29 < alazare619> i'm not familiar with that term
22:29 < rootsudo> site library hosts content, list is the links/redirection
22:29 < rootsudo> you create pages and then it auths against local AD as it creates service accounts
22:29 < rootsudo> and then for workflow automation you can do some shitty shitty ones, but everyone is going SPO
22:30 < rootsudo> honestly you'll be done in a day with mediawiki, vs giving yourself a month/2 months of work fucking around
22:30 < rootsudo> Because no one knows how SP works and then you're going to have to make sure everyone uses EDGE
22:30 < rootsudo> because FF and chrome will break shit, every fucking time
22:30 < Alternity> we like confluence
22:30 < alazare619> rootsudo: is it web based still?
22:30 < estranger> +1 confluence
22:30 < Alternity> but when you start going over 100+ users it can get pricey
22:30 < rootsudo> alazare619 Yes, it's fucking web based
22:31 < Heresiarch> also much love for Confluence.
22:31 < rootsudo> SP is run on IIS
22:31 < estranger> +$$ confluence
22:31 < estranger> lol
22:31 < rootsudo> It's the most complicated, bullshit IIS application ever made
22:31 < alazare619> ok
22:31 < Alternity> not my money :D
22:31 < Alternity> it works well, only thing i have users complain about is the editor doesn't look like word
22:31 < estranger> also money ell spent because its actually good and can increase productivity
22:31 < Alternity> what u gonna do
22:31 < rootsudo> Sure I make $50/hr doing this myself but, alazare619
22:31 < rootsudo> You silo yourself in future careers if you're an SPO expert, the good part is, it isn't hard
22:31 < estranger> confluence+jira
22:31 < Alternity> confluence+jira+bamboo+bitbucket here
22:32 < rootsudo> but man it's fucking boring because after you do all that, you need to manually input content
22:32 < rootsudo> medaiwiki you can do it via script and edit as needed
22:32 < Alternity> though bitbucket seems pretty superflous
22:32 < estranger> then jenkins on the side
22:32 < estranger> ahhh bamboo
22:32 < int0x1C8> agile+scrum
22:32 < rootsudo> int0x1C8 Agile is Scrum
22:32 < int0x1C8> I know
22:32 < Heresiarch> Alternity: bitbucket CI is fairly nice. And the slack integrations are damn slick.
22:32 < Alternity> jenkins seems like a pita, and we are not even close to true CI yet
22:32 < Alternity> Heresiarch: good to know, we use Teams though
22:32 < estranger> Alternity, its flexible/extendable
22:32 < Alternity> but that also does webhooks, we do get build notifications
22:32 < abakedapplepie> i hate confluence so far
22:32 < alazare619> rootsudo:  ive done media wiki in the past but the biggest issue is it cant parse doc/docx properly
22:33 < estranger> which means it has some complexity.. but basic builds are easy still
22:33 < abakedapplepie> what a pile of garbage
22:33 < alazare619> it can upload the "attachment"
22:33 < abakedapplepie> but im stuck with it now
22:33 < estranger> abakedapplepie, dont like java?
22:33 < Alternity> abakedapplepie: wut?
22:33 < alazare619> but then you have to click download view it in word etc
22:33 < Alternity> you understand that any software is only as useful as the setup and the buy in from employees right
22:33 < Heresiarch> Alternity: it might improve. I just got most of my team off of gitlab onto bb. They can do most code review/merges/comments from slack now. :D
22:33 < rootsudo> alazare619 thats true, it can't, but if you do Doc/x>RTF/TXT>MW it is ok
22:33 < Alternity> Heresiarch: oh that's cool, i'll have to look at that
22:33 < abakedapplepie> Alternity everything ive wanted to do in confluence has required basically custom shit
22:33 < rootsudo> Extra step
22:33 < estranger> i feel weird with our code on MS Github
22:33 < abakedapplepie> and the macro system is retarded
22:33 < abakedapplepie> let me embed logical code into my pages
22:33 < Alternity> abakedapplepie: the plugin $$$ architecture is annoying
22:33 < abakedapplepie> god dammit
22:33 < estranger> we have a directly competing product
22:34 < rootsudo> https://www.mediawiki.org/wiki/Extension:DocxConverter
22:34 < rootsudo> Have you tried this
22:34 < rootsudo> estranger there is no fucking difference
22:34 < Alternity> abakedapplepie: they have the code macro?  seems to work ok?
22:34 < abakedapplepie> no
22:34 < Alternity> my devs have not complained
22:34 < abakedapplepie> thats for.. like html and shit
22:34 < rootsudo> Github and MSFT have been flirting together forever
22:34 < Alternity> i mean... yo have git for code
22:34 < estranger> rootsudo, yeah and we're partners w/ msft too... it just feels weird
22:34 < Alternity> the confluence macro is fine for examples and schema stuff
22:34 < abakedapplepie> i want to run database queries and output specially formatted tables and graphs
22:34 < abakedapplepie> it was an absolute nightmare
22:34 < estranger> we have a very weird relationship w/ msft
22:34 < abakedapplepie> i made a system that works
22:34 < abakedapplepie> with "user macros" and some paid macros
22:34 < estranger> they love us because we drive a shit ton of azure workloads
22:35 < abakedapplepie> but its convoluted as hell
22:35 < estranger> but then compete for our workloads at some level
22:35 < Alternity> remember the system has to work for everyone
22:35 < Alternity> i very regularly deny feature requests in confluence
22:35 < Alternity> and tell people to suck it up and do it the atlassian way
22:35 < abakedapplepie> my gripe with confluence now is that we have a knowledgebase, and we have spaces for client documentation
22:35 < abakedapplepie> i want to link specific knowledgebase articles to client spaces
22:35 < rootsudo> man
22:35 < abakedapplepie> but not copy them
22:35 < abakedapplepie> and i have no idea how to do that
22:35 < rootsudo> why is it so hard to do shit
22:35 < Alternity> rootsudo: because if it was easy they would pay us less
22:35 < estranger> when a SMALL deployment of your product is 12x DS15 instances, they tend to like you
22:36 < abakedapplepie> i guess i wish confluence was more wiki-like
22:36 < abakedapplepie> with relational mapping
22:36 < abakedapplepie> and page categories
22:36 < Alternity> estranger: wow that sounds insanely expensive
22:36 < abakedapplepie> and shit
22:36 < estranger> Alternity, i dont do small scale :)
22:36 < Alternity> why use azure for a custom workload really?
22:36 < Alternity> if you can't do it via the azure apps
22:36 < int0x1C8> code it yourself
22:36 < Alternity> sounds way cheaper to buy some colo space
22:37 < estranger> Alternity, enterprises are worried about data autonomy .. they want to have control of their data
22:37 < estranger> using a cloud db 1) locks you to that cloud, 2) gives up control to a degree
22:37 < int0x1C8> use encrypted storage?
22:37 < estranger> plus our workloads can span different clouds or on prem datacenters
22:37 < estranger> int0x1C8, data protect and data contorl are different things
22:38 < estranger> plus our db is better than the cloud options anyhow :P
22:38 < estranger> they all suck multi-region
22:38 < Alternity> well, depends what you mean by better
22:38 < Alternity> you h ave to code your app for the cloud from the start
22:38 < Jekotia> control = no one saying "sorry, that's not a feature of our platform" when you know exactly how to do it
22:38  * Heresiarch warms up the ACID-vs-NoSQL religious debate
22:38 < estranger> Alternity, you have to redo most of your apps when you switch to us
22:38 < abakedapplepie> you shut your whore mouth, Heresiarch
22:38 < Alternity> very very difficult to scale up in the cloud
22:39 < estranger> Heresiarch, enjoy your golden gate
22:39 < Heresiarch> abakedapplepie: only if you're paying more ;)
22:39 < Alternity> well, very expensive
22:39 < corn266> I prefer mongoDB because big data
22:39 < estranger> Alternity, no it isnt :)
22:39 < estranger> yes its $$
22:39 < Heresiarch> estranger: in my youth...
22:39 < int0x1C8> I prefer tensorflow
22:39 < estranger> mongo
22:39 < estranger> teehee, its a fun toy
22:39 < Jekotia> Heresiarch: Go back to sleep, grandpa
22:39 < Alternity> like we have a sql db app with a bajillion crazy stored procs doing insane things
22:39 < Alternity> would never work in azure sql for example
22:39 < Alternity> so we have that in a colo
22:39 < estranger> Alternity, time to get with the times and slowly move over to micro services
22:39 < Heresiarch> Jekotia: my lawn. Get off.
22:39 < corn266> mongoDB big data cloud drive smart AI on blockchain technology
22:40 < Alternity> estranger: agreed
22:40 < int0x1C8> neural nets are a very effective and efficient way of storing data!
22:40 < aName> Preaching to the choir, but "an error message" doesn't tell me a goddamned thing.
22:40 < Jekotia> Heresiarch: You'll have to fight me to the death in #donger
22:40 < aName> And I will ALWAYS follow that up with 'what is the text of the error message'
22:40 < estranger> Alternity, i help lots of enterprises move from that old monolithic shit into microservices.. so much better
22:40 < aName> So why not just include it from the beginning
22:40  * aName sighs
22:40 < corn266> aName, "Words, some or most in English"
22:41 < aName> corn266: Right?
22:41 < aName> corn266: Wouldn't even surprise me if that was the reply.
22:44 < corn266> There's a smart car pulling a trailor outside wtf
22:44 < catbeard> aName: "it said something like..."
22:44 < catbeard> "what's a screenshot?"
22:44 < int0x1C8> hmm
22:44 < int0x1C8> "A CO2 Shortage is Causing a Beer and Meat Crisis in Britain"
22:44 < catbeard> wth, just put people there and have them breathe
22:45 < Alternity> estranger: sounds great, what's your consulting rate?
22:45 < Heresiarch> Jekotia: your presence is requested on-set.
22:45 < grumplestiltzkin> get off my lawn
22:45 < estranger> Alternity, my time is free ;)
22:45 < catbeard> get off my /home partition
22:45 < corn266> more like grumpystiltzkin
22:46 < estranger> Alternity, I work in presales for a db place
22:48 < Jekotia> Heresiarch: A valiant effort
22:48 < Heresiarch> Jekotia: eh, it was more or less over after that crit. Thanks :)
22:53 < grumplestiltzkin> metal gear rising: revengeance    yea/nay?
22:53 < user-and-abuser> seemed cool
22:54 < user-and-abuser> i might own it, never played it
22:54 < user-and-abuser> you tube it
22:54 < BronzeEagle> $ yes nay
22:54 < user-and-abuser> for 5$ yay
22:54 < user-and-abuser> im deeply sadden by what happend with the MGS franchise
22:54 < int0x1C8> fuuuuuuuuuuuuuq i wanna go home
22:55 < grumplestiltzkin> yeah, its riht around $5  (humble)
22:56 < SynMonger> isn't that the one with $10 save slots?
22:57 < grumplestiltzkin> wait wat
22:57 < SynMonger> oh no, that's the zombie one I'm thinking of
22:57 < Hatter> I FEEL ASLEEP
22:58 < int0x1C8> GO BACK TO SLEEP
22:58 < SynMonger> you know, when I saw that at 6 years old I couldn't bring myself to believe there was a typo in a video game
22:58 < Hatter> THE TRUCK HAVE STARTED TO MOVE
22:59 < int0x1C8> SHHHHHHHHH SLEEP NOW
22:59 < Jekotia> SynMonger: You mean that you saw the typo and thought "Oh, that must be the correct way to spell that?"
22:59 < Hatter> there were typos in some big games, I think ghost and goblins had some funny ones
22:59 < Heresiarch> lol the steam store site has shit the bed. RIP their admins.
22:59 < Hatter> steam link craze?
22:59 < Jekotia> summer sale?
22:59 < SynMonger> feel is a word you know
22:59 < Heresiarch> ah, there it is
23:01 < Hatter> ghost and goblins had "CONGRATURATION" when you beat it
23:01 < Hatter> seems a bit racist
23:01 < vinrock> man
23:01 < vinrock> that was such a good game
23:01 < Hatter> seperated the men from the boys
23:02 < vinrock> much better ending than Commando
23:02 < Hatter> the SNES version blew my mind a bit, great music and groovy backgrounds
23:02 < vinrock> does anyone make authentic feeling nes controllers for pc emulators
23:03 < ekaj_> Is there a secret to sysprepping an image for machines that have SecureBoot enabled? It seems to complain about winload.efi, similar to this post: https://social.technet.microsoft.com/Forums/office/en-US/0e6b7bdb-494c-43ee-bdaa-d180ab544401/missing-winloadefi-after-running-sysprep?forum=win10itprosetup
23:03 <@Code_Man65> If I want an old school controller, give me the SNES
23:03 <@Code_Man65> Superior in ever way to the NES controller
23:03 < vinrock> the nes controllers were pretty indestructible
23:03 < SynMonger> I've seen nes-like controllers with usb all over amazon
23:04 < Heresiarch> ^
23:04 < vinrock> i used to spaz out and smash em against the fireplace when id die
23:04 < vinrock> never failed
23:04 < rootsudo> vinrock tell me im a shitty sysadmin
23:04 < Heresiarch> it's pretty easy to find usb versions. They're damn near indestructible, too.
23:04 < vinrock> ur a shitty sysadmin
23:04 <@Code_Man65> Nintendo (for the NES and SNES) built their shit to take a beating
23:04 < SynMonger> I spilled orange juice on one, still worked but was sticky for years... it became player 2's controller
23:04 < Jekotia> vinrock: Sounds like your childhood may have made a therapist wealthy
23:04 < vinrock> uh
23:04 < vinrock> like three of em dude
23:05 <@Code_Man65> Anyway, I'm out for the day
23:05 < vinrock> 25min left
23:05 < vinrock> i think im gona go drop a deuce
23:05 < vinrock> paid2poop
23:05 < Heresiarch> o7
23:06 < Sousapro> anyone use Aerohive here?
23:07 < Hatter> I'd go home before I used the bathrooms here
23:07 < Sousapro> trying to figure out where audit failures against our domain controllers are coming from but the trail goes cold at the radius server built into one of the WAPs
23:08 < Sousapro> I can't see anything else
23:10 < stairmast0r> is it bad to let onto the fact that you really need a job when talking to potential employers?
23:10 < ekaj_> yes
23:10 < ekaj_> i'd say so
23:10 < stairmast0r> e.g. "what's your availability for phone interviews?" - "any time, the sooner the better"
23:10 < Jekotia> ^
23:11 < Jekotia> They'll wonder why the rush, which will eventually lead to questioning your job performance and why you're trying to get away from your current employer so quickly
23:11 < Hatter> stairmast0r: find that sweet middle spot between apathy and desperation
23:11 < stairmast0r> Jekotia: i'm not currently at any employer
23:12 < catbeard> between positions
23:12 < Jekotia> Then make that clear if you express any urgency
23:12 < catbeard> employer-less
23:12 < catbeard> seeking new opportunities
23:12 < Jekotia> If it's not clear you're between jobs, urgency comes off bad
23:12 < catbeard> "freelancing"
23:12 < stairmast0r> resume clearly says "may 2018" on the last job
23:12 < Jekotia> "What fire did he start that he's trying to escape from?"
23:13 < stairmast0r> catbeard: actually yeah, but the freelancing isn't going so hot and i'm running out of money
23:13 < catbeard> you don't have to say unemployed then, you could just say "freelancing" so there's no gap
23:13 < catbeard> not technically a lie, you're still working
23:13 < catbeard> just not for an employer
23:13 < Jekotia> catbeard: Are you a cat that is a beard on someones' face, a cat with a beard, or a cat that looks like a beard?
23:14 < catbeard> Jekotia: is there a difference?
23:14 < Jekotia> YES
23:14 < Jekotia> AND I MUST KNOW
23:14 < catbeard> preferably, a cat with a beard
23:15 < catbeard> smoke catnip errday
23:15 < int0x1C8> https://i.redditmedia.com/bSolkjSP1xw2mop5LmJ3S__pGQPRKxHVPIi4TPz0x5w.png?s=67f7a459dd7a31626b668ccdc97de1a9
23:15 < int0x1C8> fucking javascript
23:16 < estranger> wtf is ===
23:16 < stairmast0r> next question.. datacenter on-call job, listed as "M-F Business Hours 57/Hour; Anytime Outside Business Hours 97/Hour"
23:16 < stairmast0r> does this actually mean $57/hr?
23:16 < int0x1C8> tests for type equivalence
23:16 < stairmast0r> or is that a typo of like 5.7?
23:16 < Alternity> stairmast0r: ask them
23:16 < int0x1C8> used when comparing objects
23:17 < Alternity> typo's in job postings all the time who knwos
23:17 < estranger> looks like $57/hr during business hours and $97/hr outside of that.. to me at least
23:17 < estranger> maybe its pesos
23:17 < stairmast0r> lol
23:17 < enix> SIGN ME UP
23:18 < int0x1C8> "string" == String("string") returns true
23:18 < enix> $2,200 / week before tax? I'd suck did for that
23:18 < stairmast0r> on call
23:18 < int0x1C8> but "string" === String("string") returns false
23:18 < stairmast0r> for all i know you get 1 hr/month of work
23:18 < estranger> where is the location? do dc techs make $114k/yr?
23:19 < Alternity> alaska
23:20 < stairmast0r> christmas island
23:20 < estranger> i have no idea what hte CoL in alaska is..
23:20 < estranger> would guess kinda high
23:20 < SynMonger> high
23:20 < estranger> yeah.. gotta import everything
23:20 < SynMonger> but a lot of people get a check just for living there
23:20 < estranger> but reality is prob cheap?
23:21 < felda> this user has as many emails in his inbox as he does in his junk mail folder and he has 15,000 in his inbox rofl
23:21 < felda> also outlook is hilariously bad at calculating PST import time remaining
23:21 < estranger> i got 4225 in my inbox
23:21 < estranger> 572 unread :D
23:22  * Jekotia has fallen in love with PDQ Deploy
23:22  * Jekotia has no chance of convincing boss she's worth $500/year tho :c
23:25 < aName> Jekotia: Yeah... I've tried a couple times
23:26  * grumplestiltzkin installs freebsd on felda
23:33 < joelazot> hi
23:33 < joelazot> how is everyone
23:33 < SynMonger> it's thursday so... weeekend
23:34 < joelazot> hah. yeah... It's friday here and i can't wait until school fnishes.
23:39 < Alternity> Jekotia: if you work in a company small enough that 500/year is to much
23:39 < Alternity> time to get your exp and move somewhere bigger
23:41 < coderphive> Where do I remember the name Jekotia from
23:42 < coderphive> Aren't you like a known Freenode troll?
23:44 < joelazot> I've fell in love with ansible
23:45 < dragonfleas> i don't get godaddy DNS
23:46 < dragonfleas> i changed the domain name to a new IP address, but it's still going to the old IP!?!??!?
23:46 < dragonfleas> webmail.domain.com i changed what host the CNAME pointed at, with a new public IP, and it won't change????
23:46 < dragonfleas> any ideas?
23:47 < joelazot> uhhhh
23:49 < dragonfleas> this is so confusing
23:49 < estranger> delayed again
23:50 < sadbox> dragonfleas: how long ago did you change it?
23:50 < dragonfleas> like 10 minutes ago
23:50 < sadbox> very likely needs more time than that to update
23:50 < dragonfleas> really?
23:51 < dragonfleas> what does the @ symbol mean?
23:51 < DomLS3> police pursuit going on in cali
23:51 < enix> dragonfleas: means that they're on notice
23:51 < dragonfleas> wat
23:51 < sadbox> dragonfleas: it means "the current domain"
23:51 < enix> dragonfleas: so they'll either get banned soon by the ops (who have a + next to their name), or they'll revert back to having nothing
23:51 < enix> Damn thought you were talking about the IRC symbols
23:51 < estranger> heh
23:52  * enix wanted to have a jab at Nostalg14c while he's not here
23:52 < dragonfleas> so if I set a cname to go to a host, and that host goes to my website, if I go to cname.domain.com it should work right?
23:52 < estranger> .voice
23:52 < enix> Out of love, of course Nostalg14c
23:52 < sadbox> dragonfleas: yeah more or less
23:52 < sadbox> dragonfleas: also DNS propogation times can be like
23:52 < sadbox> 1-2 days depending on what your TTL and stuff looks like
23:53 < enix> sadbox: I have never had that be the case
23:53 < enix> dragonfleas: who hosts your DNS?
23:53 < sadbox> enix: godaddy
23:53 < estranger> set your TTL to a week so if your dns goes down its ok :>
23:53 < enix> sadbox: hosts it or makes you wait a day?
23:53 < sadbox> enix: godaddy hosts it
23:53 < enix> Well fuck have fun with that dragonfleas
23:54 < enix> dragonfleas: pm me the domain I"ll check my DNS for you
23:54 < sadbox> idk how fast their get-the-map-on-their-dns-servers time is
23:54 < estranger> dragonfleas, no, many webservers are setup with hostname based routing... its possible the webserver needs to be configured for the new cname
23:54 < estranger> s/no/it depends
23:55 < rpifan> well its time for me to register for unemployment again
23:55 < rpifan> hopefully theyll pay this time
23:56 < sadbox> rpifan: how did that happen? I thought you were doin some dev stuff at your company
23:56 < sadbox> also that sucks
23:56 < rpifan> also your name i love it
23:56 < rpifan> i am a bit of a sadbox atm
23:57 < rpifan> well apprarently this was my 60 day review
23:57 < rpifan> and i got 3 strikes, which of course they never told me about number one
23:58 < DomLS3> rpifan: RIP job
23:58 < sadbox> rpifan: that's a bummer
23:58 < rpifan> agreed
23:58 < rpifan> i do think the bummer is if ive got 3 strike
23:58 < rpifan> iu was never given a chance to improve
23:58 < rpifan> or told or anythign
23:58 < dragonfleas> ugh
23:58 < dragonfleas> idk what to do
23:58 < rpifan> which i think is just bad policy
23:59 < rpifan> people certianly dont change just magically
23:59 < rpifan> thought among the reasons for the 3 strikes was that i feel asleep on a sofa in the lobby
23:59 < abakedapplepie> lol
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