--- Log opened Mon Jun 25 00:00:00 2018
--- Day changed Mon Jun 25 2018
00:00 < MillerBOSS> Is the room temp higher than normal?
00:00  * MillerBOSS slaps m4221 around a bit with a large trout
00:00 < BytesAndCoffee> i mean, it is a bit warm in here
00:00 < MillerBOSS> So that'll prolly do it. Check the fans
00:00 < BytesAndCoffee> but its also /really/ humid out
00:00  * m4221 lets the trout swing his sword around to hit MillerBOSS again
00:08 < MillerBOSS> Humidity is one thing. Dew point is another.
00:12 < traaak> 70 degrees isn't normal, no
00:15 < MillerBOSS> 70C isn't bad in a warm room
00:15 < MillerBOSS> Or outside for example
00:16 < MillerBOSS> https://millerboss.com/x/Screen-Shot-2018-06-24-17-15-43-t.png in a room that is near 70F
00:16 <+layer-eight> * MillerBOSS →  IMAGE/PNG; CHARSET=UTF-8 Document, 147,395 bytes
00:16 < BytesAndCoffee> all the temps im using are C
00:16 < MillerBOSS> Get with the Fahrenheit. https://millerboss.com/x/Screen-Shot-2018-06-24-17-16-33-m.png Yes I know
00:16 <+layer-eight> * MillerBOSS →  IMAGE/PNG; CHARSET=UTF-8 Document, 144,566 bytes
00:17 < BytesAndCoffee> what program is that from?
00:17 < MillerBOSS> Get a Mac. :P https://bjango.com/mac/istatmenus/
00:17 <+layer-eight> * MillerBOSS →  iStat Menus
00:18 < BytesAndCoffee> i will, my next computer purchase is a 12" rMB
00:18 < MillerBOSS> Good :)
00:20 < BytesAndCoffee> i have an iPhone 7, iPad 5th gen
00:20 < MillerBOSS> You are close.
00:20 < BytesAndCoffee> and AirPods
00:20 < MillerBOSS> Do they fall out?
00:20 < BytesAndCoffee> so happy with the airpods
00:21 < BytesAndCoffee> never once
00:21 < MillerBOSS> Interesting
00:21 < MillerBOSS> Are the loud?
00:21 < BytesAndCoffee> even though earpods always fell out and were super uncomfortable
00:21 < BytesAndCoffee> decently loud
00:21 < Hunterkll> mfw the delete softwaredistribution folder trick works
00:21 < Hunterkll> mfw swapping CPUs is what broke windowsu pdate
00:21 < MillerBOSS> Thats great BytesAndCoffee
00:25 <@JollyRgrs> so win 7 no longer supports PIII processors
00:25 < komugi> Hunterkll: because of the limitation?
00:25 <@JollyRgrs> what are we to do!
00:25 < Hunterkll> JollyRgrs, wait what?
00:25 < Hunterkll> that's fucked
00:25 < Hunterkll> whend id that happen?
00:25 <@JollyRgrs> SSE2 support
00:25 < Hunterkll> komugi, what limitation?
00:25 <@JollyRgrs> um, i read an article this morning
00:26 <@JollyRgrs> it seems to stem from meltdown/spectre patching
00:26 < Hunterkll> fuckers
00:26 < Hunterkll> wait
00:26 <@JollyRgrs> they just couldn't figure a way, but tried for a bit
00:26 < Hunterkll> if i turn the reg key off does it just keep working?
00:26 <@JollyRgrs> i think this is more of a physical issue
00:26 <@JollyRgrs> needing SSE2
00:26 < Hunterkll> right i'm saying if i disable the meltdown shit
00:27 < Hunterkll> JollyRgrs, technically speaking, there is pentium 3s with SSE3
00:27 < Hunterkll> er, SSE2
00:27 < Hunterkll> the Pentium M and Celeron M
00:27 < Hunterkll> :P
00:27 < Hunterkll> coppermine cores updated
00:45 < m4221> Who is here
00:45 < m4221> ?
00:47 < rpifan> me
00:47 <@JollyRgrs> umoms
00:50 < BytesAndCoffee> m4221: nobody, reality is an illusion. WAKE UP
00:50  * m4221 longswords JollyRgrs 
00:50 < m4221> JollyRgrs: I challenge thee to a duel
00:52 < redirect> hello any one here?
00:52 < m4221> No, go home
00:52 < redirect> :(
00:53 < traaak> no one here but us chickens
01:00 < redirect> can you guys help me please
01:00 <+CheckYourSix> Just ask your question
01:00 < redirect> I need to configure 301 redirect nginx from one page to another, but my redirect isn't working
01:01 <+CheckYourSix> Define "not working" and post your config
01:02 < redirect> http://joxi.ru/DmBg59pSwwKqK2
01:02 <+layer-eight> * redirect →  ⚓  http://joxi.net/DmBg59pSwwKqK2 → mysql threads commands.txt — Блокнот (23 kb) uploaded June 25, 2018 Joxi
01:02 < redirect> for some reason redirect isn't happening (
01:03 < Sousapro> I'm having a discussion with a couple folks about vaping and residue
01:03 <+CheckYourSix> redirect: Anything in the logs?
01:03 < kepler> redirect: what do your access logs say
01:04 < Sousapro> On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being using your oven at all and 10 being burning whole tabacco plants in a sealed room, how bad is it for hardware and walls?
01:04 < Sousapro> I tried to get good information about it but there is a lot of dumb on the internet about it
01:04 < kepler> don't vape is the only correct answer
01:05 < Sousapro> Cool, I'll put that beside don't make bacon or fry anything
01:05 <+CheckYourSix> Ugh Docker Hub, why did you have to go down just when I decide to migrate everything to a new VM
01:07 < Sousapro> For what it's worth, I basically agree kepler but I'm trying to have an intelligent conversation with a couple of nice dudes about it and I can't find any solid research that isn't obviously badly done or paid for by an interest
01:07 < Sousapro> I mean, I know how bad tar is but I know for sure that vaping is significantly less bad on the build up aspect
01:08 < Sousapro> But tar isn't hard to beat lol
01:08 < redirect> kepler for some reason I am having 404 on requested page
01:08 < redirect> but redirect isn't happening
01:09 < redirect> is it neccessery to restart nginx service after configuring redirects or simple reload will be enough?
01:10 < DLSteve> just a reload.
01:10 < DLSteve> although restarts are very quick.
01:11 <+CheckYourSix> Anyone else having issues pulling from Docker Hub? Their site says everything is 100% operational now, but I'm still getting 503 issues
01:11 < agent_white> They had an outage, just came back up right now.
01:12 <+CheckYourSix> I know. I guess it's not fully back yet
01:12 < agent_white> Well... at least mostly back up. Looks like some shit isn't yet.
01:12 < agent_white> Yeah
01:12 <+CheckYourSix> It says 100% operational, but it must not be
01:12 < redirect> so it seems
01:12 < agent_white> My dumb ass was sitting here spamming it and wondering if I fucked up something on my machine again. :P
01:13 < redirect> I have 2 rules
01:13 < redirect>    location = "/bosco-di-ciliegi/contacts/?shops=0#map-to" {    return 301  "/bosco-di-ciliegi/contacts/?shop=1259#map-to";    }     location = "/brands/test1/test-sport/" {    return 301 "https://test2.com/history/";    }
01:13 < redirect> the first redirect is working, the second is not(
01:13 <+CheckYourSix> agent_white: Haha. I was like WTF this just worked an hour ago. Look up status page, all sorts of shit broken. Figures, right when I go to migrate stuff
01:14 <+CheckYourSix> redirect: Anything show up in the access and/or error logs?
01:15 <+CheckYourSix> Finally, it's pulling images
01:23 < redirect> logs saying i am getting 404 error
01:24 < redirect> yet I was able to run 301 redirect in htaccess perfectly
01:25 < redirect> like i need to make a redirect to another site in nginx
01:25 < redirect> from a directory on my site
01:25 < redirect> s
01:26 < redirect> so when I would go in test1.com/folder1/script.html to test2.org.com/folder1/
01:26 < genr8_> you need a rewrite rule
01:26 < genr8_> to pull the folder name out and re-insert it into the new URL
01:27 < redirect> location /issue {    rewrite ^/issue(.*) http://$server_name/shop/issues/custom_issue_name$1 permanent;  }
01:27 < redirect> like this one?
01:27 < genr8_> yes
01:28 < genr8_> im not an nginx person tho so that doesnt mean anything in syntax to me
01:28 < genr8_> i mean it looks ok.
01:37 < redirect> god damn it, my redirect isn't working((
01:37 < redirect> logs just saying 404
01:37 < MillerBOSS> Because
01:37 < MillerBOSS> `bofh
01:37 <+layer-eight> BOFH Cow-tippers tipped a cow onto the server.
01:38 < redirect> well the folder that i am asking a request does not have that file
01:38 < redirect> but i need a redirect anyway
01:38 < redirect> like if even requested file is not there i need a redirect
01:42 < genr8_> ah
01:43 < genr8_> so thats whats happening probably
01:45 < redirect>  so could it be, that nginx redirect is not working because file is not there
01:46 < redirect> still why then htaccess redirect working perfectly(?
01:51 <@JollyRgrs> anyone know the best (most current) OS i should put on an old dell poweredge 2550 and 2650?
01:52 <@JollyRgrs> i'm tryin to see if i can find a sucker... i mean... someoen in need via craigslist :P
01:52 < MillerBOSS> lol
01:52 < MillerBOSS> Linux with a desktop?
01:52 <@JollyRgrs> worst case, i'll put it up as free curbside so i don't have to worry about getting rid of them
01:53 <@JollyRgrs> MillerBOSS: i assumed some kind of linux, and yeah, i'm prob going with a GUI so any nub won't be like "it doesn't work"
01:53 < MillerBOSS> You're bad. :P
01:53 <@JollyRgrs> not bad
01:53 <@JollyRgrs> jsut got a lot of junk to get rid of
01:54 <@JollyRgrs> also, i need to see what actually still "works" and what doesn't work at all
01:54 <@JollyRgrs> i have an ubuntu server disc in the server now... not sure if i just never installed it, or if it didn't take
01:54 < genr8_> redirect: should be working
01:55 < MillerBOSS> I did that with iMacs years ago. Had PowerPC chips. 10.6.8 just came out with Mac App Store and only ran on Intel. :\
01:55 < MillerBOSS> It worked when I sold it but just not newer
01:57 <@JollyRgrs> so, 933mhz... should be a fast server, right?
01:57 <@JollyRgrs> single cpu
01:57 < genr8_> redirect: its not LOCATION EQUALS  { } its just location { return 301 "http://otherserverblah" }
01:57 <@JollyRgrs> i guess i can't put win7 on it
01:58 < MillerBOSS> I recall 233 ran 2003 server just fine
01:58 < genr8_> i have a 933mhz dell too lol
01:58 < genr8_> havent used it in years
01:58 < MillerBOSS> Not a p3 though
01:58 <@JollyRgrs> MillerBOSS: msft just announced win7 won't support PIII anymore due to need of SSE2
01:58 <@JollyRgrs> genr8_: i'm tryin to get rid of it
01:58 < MillerBOSS> Put Vista on it then ;)
01:59 <@JollyRgrs> MillerBOSS: i want SOMEONE else to take it
01:59 <@JollyRgrs> if i wanted no one to steal it, i'd put vista on it
01:59 < genr8_> theres no real "fun OS" for a server that old
01:59 < MillerBOSS> If they know Vista is on it I am sure they will know its a P3
01:59 < genr8_> its just like.. ehhhh
01:59 <@JollyRgrs> genr8_: i don't want anything fun, just something functional :P
02:00 < MillerBOSS> Oh
02:00 < MillerBOSS> Put Windows 7 pre SP1
02:00 < genr8_> id try some kind of linux or router type os
02:00 <@JollyRgrs> i gotta find where i put my fiber channel disk array at since i guess i installed the card in this box way back when
02:00 < MillerBOSS> Zero updates
02:00 <@JollyRgrs> genr8_: wtf?
02:00 < genr8_> shrug
02:00 <@JollyRgrs> for the amount of power/heat/noise that this thing makes?
02:00 < traaak> vistaaaaa
02:00 <@JollyRgrs> also, even sub 1ghz might not even be a good router
02:00 <@JollyRgrs> switch at best
02:01 < genr8_> its the same power no matter the os :P
02:01 <@JollyRgrs> right, but the function/power is diff.
02:01 < genr8_> its fine. most routers are sub 1ghz
02:01 <@JollyRgrs> i'm not even going to get into this conversation
02:01 < genr8_> it would totally run something geeky like OpenBSD
02:01 <@JollyRgrs> i'm not doign this to keep it running at my house
02:02 < genr8_> nobody wants that crap tho
02:02 <@JollyRgrs> genr8_: some kid will take it, if not for $25 for the lot, then for free
02:02 < genr8_> give him a good chance at a good linux distro then
02:10 < redirect> is there any simple nginx redirect examples?
02:10 < rpifan_> i need oney
02:11 < rpifan_> plz someon ehire me
02:11 < rpifan_> for some project
02:11 < Holo> redirect lets encrypt redirecting port 80 to port 443
02:11 < Holo> :P
02:11 < rpifan> i can get references from the last job
02:11 < genr8_> redirect: all over.
02:11 < genr8_> it should be working
02:11 < genr8_> https://www.nginx.com/blog/creating-nginx-rewrite-rules/
02:11 <+layer-eight> * genr8_ →  How to Create NGINX Rewrite Rules | NGINX
02:12 < genr8_> theres even multiple ways
02:12 < redirect>  so like can i redirect specific html page in this way?
02:13 < genr8_> ofc
02:15 < genr8_> http://nginx.org/en/docs/http/ngx_http_rewrite_module.html#rewrite
02:15 <+layer-eight> * genr8_ →  Module ngx_http_rewrite_module
02:16 < redirect> but i already have this part server {     listen 80;     listen 443 ssl;
02:16 < redirect> in my config
02:16 < redirect> and I also have server name config
02:16 < redirect> should i add a new one at the top of my configfile?
02:23 < genr8_> i didnt realize this was the struggle bus
02:24 < genr8_> a proper config file consists of: server { listen, servername, location, redirect, return, rewrite } its not hard
02:24 < genr8_> the info is in those links.
02:25 < redirect> i just don't get it(((((
02:25 < redirect> I have 2 simple links
02:25 < redirect> I added this server {     listen 80;     server_name boscofamily.ru/brands/bosco-fresh/bosco-sport.html;     return 301 $scheme://boscofresh.ru/history/$request_uri; }
02:26 < redirect> but it is not helping
02:26 < genr8_> nooooo
02:26 < genr8_> server_name is your domain name only
02:26 < genr8_> and whyd you remove the ssl part
02:27 < genr8_> dont break your entire config jeez wtf
02:28 < genr8_> you need to unclog your brain
02:28 < genr8_> read until it clicks
02:31 < redirect> sorry i was just through my shift
02:32 < redirect> my brain is not working properly because i was doing tasks for 12 hours
02:32 < redirect> i have this verry last task, and because of it i can't go sleep
02:32 < redirect> can you please tell
02:32 < redirect> is this correct wa how, redirect should be looking?
02:32 < redirect> server {     listen 80;     listen 443 ssl;     server_name http://boscofamily.ru/brands/bosco-fresh/bosco-sport.html;     return 301 $scheme:boscofresh.ru/history/$request_uri; }
02:36 < genr8_> server {     listen 80;     listen 443 ssl;     server_name boscofamily.ru;  location /brands/bosco-fresh/bosco-sport.html { return 301 $scheme:$server_name/history/$request_uri; } }
02:37 <@JollyRgrs> who says i can't make a few bucks selling the poweredge 2550?
02:37 <@JollyRgrs> https://imgur.com/5RZlgqg
02:37 <+layer-eight> * JollyRgrs →  IMGUR Image → Image/png → a few seconds ago → 1232x767 → ⚘ 0
02:37 <@JollyRgrs> looks i can undercut the competition and still come out ok /s
02:38 < genr8_> hm nice
02:39 < genr8_> crazy the cpus are so low speed for as good of a machine as it is actually
02:39 < genr8_> thats what it is
02:39 <@JollyRgrs> i'm really sure even the ebay listing is moving... O.O
02:39 < MillerBOSS> Now that you mention it JollyRgrs I wonder if people are stuck running those in production and buy those for parts
02:39 <@JollyRgrs> genr8_: it's the technology, they don't need the high Hz to perform as well as they need to
02:39 < m4221> Did anyone see Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom?
02:39 <@JollyRgrs> MillerBOSS: it is possible
02:39 <@JollyRgrs> m4221: no, so SHUT UP!
02:40  * m4221 challenges JollyRgrs to a duel
02:42 <@JollyRgrs> i saw your thing earlier about german swordsmanship
02:42 <@JollyRgrs> so for german version, do you strap some brats onto your vest... winner is first to stab a brat and keep it on their sword?
02:43 <@JollyRgrs> then you walk over to the fire and roast it for victory?
02:46 < m4221> JollyRgrs: brot und wasser fur du dompkoff!
02:46 < m4221> JollyRgrs: sure l oll l
02:46 < m4221> lol
02:47 < rpifan> arbeit macht frei
02:48 < jay-ros> Moooondaaaaay mooooorrrrnniiiing can suck a dick
02:48 < insecurity> y
02:48 < jay-ros> General 'don't want to deal with it' fuckery insecurity.
02:49 < MillerBOSS> Such as?
02:49 < MillerBOSS> Lay it on us jay-ros
02:49 < jay-ros> I'm hitting walls getting through this cisco configuration
02:49 < jay-ros> ...reverse engineering it and re-learning cisco equipment after 8 years
02:49 < MillerBOSS> Have you tried turning it off and on again?
02:50 < jay-ros> the network backbone? once, but it wasn't pretty
02:50  * MillerBOSS waits to get slapped
02:50 < MillerBOSS> :P
02:50 < jay-ros> Haha I'm not that type of lover miller.
02:50 < MillerBOSS> But are you a mother lover?
02:50 < jay-ros> although I yelled at my girlfriend on the weekend
02:50 < jay-ros> I'm booking an uber with one hand, carrying a case of beer on my other shoulder
02:50 < MillerBOSS> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0DeIqJm4vM
02:51 <+layer-eight> * MillerBOSS →  YouTube → Motherlover (feat. Justin Timberlake) → ⚘ 102,112,061 ↑ 439,813 ↓ 14,274 ✍ 52,855
02:51 < jay-ros> and can't zoom because the uber is doing laps around the shopping center we were at, and she decided that was a good time to chill out and jump on a phone call
02:51 < MillerBOSS> lol
02:51 < jay-ros> the guy is 200m away and I can't see him, i said "for fucks sake could you put your phone down?"
02:51 < MillerBOSS> lol
02:52 < misspwn> cookie timeeeeeeee
02:52 < jay-ros> I felt bad, but she noticably loses brain cells when she's holding it. She knows it herself
02:53 < MillerBOSS> Yeah at that point I would just play/make fun at her about it
02:54 < jay-ros> It wasn't a thing afterwards. She apologised, I forgot it. Not an angry person.
02:54 < jay-ros> buuuut fuck cisco right now, it's above my head
02:54 < jay-ros> I've got boardroom stuff I need to work out - can we set up a virtual Dante server to handle the audio from the conference rooms in-house, or do we get someone in and spend 100k
02:54 < jay-ros> ...when the boss keeps rejecting 100k quotes
02:55 < m4221> I seriously think that some users here sabotage equipment to get out of work
02:57 < jay-ros> Our stuff is ancient.
02:57 < jay-ros> needs redoing
02:58 < DLSteve> I'll do it for 99k.
02:58 < jay-ros> but it's one of a million things, and everyone wants to charge more than my manager wants to spend
02:58 < jay-ros> hahaha dlsteve - so would I
02:58 < jay-ros> I'd use my annual leave and come in and do that
02:59 < DLSteve> I have no idea what a virtual Dante server is but I can figure it out fo 99k :P
03:00 < jay-ros> DLSteve - audio over ethernet pretty much
03:00 < DLSteve> Actually thats basically my current job, I have no idea what I'm doing, I just figure it out as I go.
03:00 < jay-ros> You and me both!
03:04 < MillerBOSS> Odd question. When you folks make SSH keys do you make a new key for each remote machine?
03:05 < MillerBOSS> Thinking security wise
03:06 <@JollyRgrs> MARC SUMMERS!
03:06 < BytesAndCoffee> i mean, i would
03:06 < BytesAndCoffee> JollyRgrs: unwrapped?
03:06 <@JollyRgrs> so double dare is coming back?
03:07 < MillerBOSS> Is there something to keep track of all the keys?
03:07 <@JollyRgrs> and marc summers is on HQ trivia right now
03:07 < BytesAndCoffee> wait WHAT
03:07 < MillerBOSS> Preferably Linux or BSD
03:07 < DLSteve> MillerBOSS, My inner security person says new keys for each machine, my inner lazy dev says just use one and distribute it with puppet.
03:07 < BytesAndCoffee> holy FUCK
03:08 < BytesAndCoffee> and lagdaddy
03:08 <@JollyRgrs> https://www.aol.com/article/entertainment/2018/06/22/how-original-double-dare-host-marc-summers-got-nickelodeon-to-bring-the-beloved-show-back/23465112/
03:08 < MillerBOSS> Recently I have making a new key per machine I would connect to on the WAN, meaning a VPS. But just now with that new thinking I thought should I make a new one for each local machine or all machines in a VLAN as the label kind of thing. Like VLAN222_rsa for example
03:08 <+layer-eight> * JollyRgrs →  How original 'Double Dare' host Marc Summers got Nickelodeon to bring the beloved show back - AOL Entertainment
03:09 < rpifan> sigh kuberneets
03:09 < DLSteve> lol kuberneets
03:09 < DLSteve> some what fitting.
03:09 < rpifan> apparently u pronounce it ku-ber-ne-tits
03:12 <@JollyRgrs> rpifan: what?
03:12 <@JollyRgrs> where do you get the tits part from?
03:13 < BytesAndCoffee> JollyRgrs: did you get eliminated
03:13 < rpifan> thats how the guy was saying it
03:13 <@JollyRgrs> no
03:13 <@JollyRgrs> she's all that ain't the right answer man
03:13 <@JollyRgrs> did you get eliminated?
03:14 < BytesAndCoffee> yeah
03:14 <@JollyRgrs> i used to have gak
03:14 < rpifan> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PH-2FfFD2PU
03:14 <@JollyRgrs> it smelled like crap
03:14 <+layer-eight> * rpifan →  YouTube → Kubernetes in 5 mins → ⚘ 262,307 ↑ 3,126 ↓ 190 ✍ 67
03:14 < rpifan> sigh
03:14 < rpifan> why am i such a racist
03:14 <@JollyRgrs> OH YEAH! i'm still in it
03:14 <@JollyRgrs> 90s kid in the hizzouse!
03:15 < rpifan> if the guy running the video is black or indian
03:15 < rpifan> i move on
03:15 <@JollyRgrs> BOOM SHAKALAKA!
03:15 < rpifan> unless u dont see there face and they sound white
03:15 < rpifan> grandma owuld be proud
03:16 < BytesAndCoffee> JollyRgrs: screw you :P
03:16 <@JollyRgrs> better be LA?
03:16 <@JollyRgrs> where did double dare start at?
03:16 <@JollyRgrs> oh crap
03:16 < BytesAndCoffee> liquid armour?
03:16 <@JollyRgrs> philly
03:16 <@JollyRgrs> i got it wrong
03:16 < BytesAndCoffee> ha!
03:17 <@JollyRgrs> i'm going through the rest and i'll be mad if that's the only one i didn't know
03:17 < BytesAndCoffee> https://i.imgur.com/zpbp4bI.png why does network use pulse like this
03:17 <+layer-eight> * BytesAndCoffee →  IMGUR Image → Image/png → 2 minutes ago → 1018x541 → ⚘ 3
03:17 <@JollyRgrs> i've been to bubba gump enough times to know it was momma said life WAS like a box of chocolates
03:17 < BytesAndCoffee> i've never understood it
03:18 <@JollyRgrs> dangit, i know this one, too
03:18 <@JollyRgrs> BytesAndCoffee: what don't you understand?
03:18 < BytesAndCoffee> why it pulses so regularly
03:18 < BytesAndCoffee> or is that just an artifact of the polling rate
03:19 <@JollyRgrs> huh
03:19 <@JollyRgrs> Devo did the song for rugrats?
03:19 <@JollyRgrs> well, at least 1 member
03:21 <@JollyRgrs> ooh, i was right on the shuttle name
03:22 <@JollyRgrs> heh, he got slimed
03:22 <@JollyRgrs> i miss nick slime
03:22 <@JollyRgrs> they need to bring back "you can't say that on television"
03:24 <+A-KO> that moment when you need to reinstall the wow beta because shit be broke af
03:24 < rpifan> JollyRgrs,
03:24 <+A-KO> but hey, 500-600Mbps download is mmmmmmmmm
03:24 <@JollyRgrs> rpifan: what?
03:24 <@JollyRgrs> A-KO: hax
03:24 < rpifan> id like to buy ur oils
03:24 <+A-KO> 71MB/sec is peak
03:25 <+A-KO> I should complain to battle.net team
03:25 <@JollyRgrs> rpifan: instead, i'll sell you a poweredge 2550
03:25 <+A-KO> "Our CDN sucks. I can't max out my Google Fiber"
03:25 <@JollyRgrs> A-KO: srsly, i say the same about the others
03:25 <+A-KO> lol
03:25 <@JollyRgrs> i got gigabit DLs and i'm lucky to get like 20 MBps sometimes
03:26 <+A-KO> Steam I cna push well over 100MB/sec
03:26 <+A-KO> but battle.net caps around 75MB/sec
03:26 <+A-KO> granted I chew through downloads pretty quickly but gd
03:26 < rpifan> id take it for real
03:26 <+A-KO> man I just totally went nuclear on my bathroom for cleaning
03:26 <@JollyRgrs> rpifan: u pay shipping and handling
03:27 <+A-KO> I need to get my ubiquiti gear back up and running
03:27 <+A-KO> ugh
03:27 < rpifan> ok
03:27 < rpifan> how much
03:27 <@JollyRgrs> rpifan: no clue, but this thing ain't light
03:27 <@JollyRgrs> i can tell ya know, you'd be better off buying a server as old or newer, locally
03:28 <@JollyRgrs> do you know what the specs are?
03:28 < rpifan> if they can fit in a large flatrate box
03:28 < rpifan> its free
03:28 < rpifan> lol
03:28 <@JollyRgrs> single cpu 933mhz with 1024 MB ECC
03:29 <+A-KO> fucking hell when a game takes 10 minutes to download on gigabit internet
03:29 <+A-KO> fucking shit's like 50-60GB lol
03:29 <@JollyRgrs> and no, flat rate  LARGE box is only 12" x 12" x 6"
03:30 < rpifan> well im gonna hack a glinet ar150 into a wifipineaple
03:30 < genr8_> a whole thousand megabytes of ecc
03:36 < rpifan> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyTLMnzehyU
03:36 <+layer-eight> * rpifan →  YouTube → Building a Raspberry Pi Kubernetes Cluster and running .NET Core - Alex Ellis & Scott Hanselman → ⚘ 2,880 ↑ 38 ↓ 1 ✍ 2
03:56 <@Nostalg14c> Mornin
03:56 <@Nostalg14c> o/
04:00 < rpifan> i either need to make more money
04:00 < rpifan> or stop spending my money immiedately
04:01 < rpifan> or ill never make it even across the damn bridge
04:01 < Hunterkll> I did both
04:01 < rpifan> ive submitted hunreds of app on upwork
04:01 < rpifan> and nothing
04:01 < Hunterkll> + some gamblign winnings
04:01 < rpifan> Hunterkll, can u gimme a phony job
04:01 < rpifan> to increase my ratings
04:01 < Hunterkll> not if i have to pay you
04:02 < Hunterkll> and i'm sure they have defenses against that
04:02 < Hunterkll> man
04:02 < Hunterkll> i defintiely fucked up this roll of Ektar 100
04:02 < Hunterkll> :(
04:03 < rpifan> i like my super 8
04:03 < rpifan> u can probably pay me 10 bucks
04:03 < rpifan> and ill refund them
04:03 < Hunterkll> lel
04:03 < Hunterkll> super 8
04:03 < Hunterkll> i've never had one of those
04:03 < Hunterkll> wonder how hard it is to process those rolls
04:04 < rpifan> there are only two labs
04:04 < rpifan> left in the us
04:04 < Hunterkll> i just spent 2 hours doing c-41
04:04 < rpifan> ive used both of them
04:04 < rpifan> the nyc is really cool
04:04 < Hunterkll> i mean
04:04 < rpifan> its next to the gay stripper public sex bar
04:04 < Hunterkll> super-8 is just like
04:04 < rpifan> tiny little den
04:04 < Hunterkll> Tri-X B&W right?
04:04 < rpifan> nah trix is for the weak
04:04 < rpifan> i used to use color reversla
04:04 < Hunterkll> Tri-X i can do here
04:04 < Hunterkll> NOS or new production?
04:04 < rpifan> but then kodak stopped making color reversal, now they only do color negative and bw reversal
04:05 < rpifan> until about 4 years ago it was new prod
04:05 < Hunterkll> i mean
04:05 < rpifan> theres a site that will cut up 16 into two and package it, so you can still get color reversal but its not the same
04:05 < Hunterkll> you can get Vision3
04:05 < Hunterkll> which i can cross-process as C-41 once removing the remjet
04:05 < Hunterkll> but that's neg
04:05 < Hunterkll> fucking good shit though, Vision3 is
04:05 < Hunterkll> i use it for 35mm still
04:06 < rpifan> idk about cross process, i really loved the origianl process
04:06 < Hunterkll> a company actually sells it with the remjet removed
04:06 < rpifan> the color and such. i hve about two rolls
04:06 < Hunterkll> ECN-2 for Vision3
04:06 < rpifan> that i processed
04:06 < Hunterkll> main change is a remjet step etc
04:06 < Hunterkll> CineStill actually modifies the Vision3 (50D or 500T) to remove the remjet and for the 500T push the speed a but to 800
04:06 < rpifan> but its color negative
04:06 < Hunterkll> so you can C-41 process it
04:06 < rpifan> color neaative is a pain
04:07 < rpifan> actually do u have the equipment to do telecine
04:08 < Hunterkll> i should scan up this 400UC roll i developoed
04:08 < Hunterkll> the first few frames have physical damage due ot the canister being crushed lol
04:08 < Hunterkll> and 400UC was discontinued in 2008
04:08 < Hunterkll> no fucking clue  what's on it
04:08 < Hunterkll> but i processed it with the fuji 1600 anyway
04:08 < Hunterkll> lol
04:09 < rpifan> could u possibly telecine
04:09 < rpifan> my super 8 role
04:09 < rpifan> ive them somewhere
04:09 < Hunterkll> probably not
04:09 < rpifan> i hope my mom didnt throw them out
04:09 < rpifan> there color reversal so they are ready to go
04:09 < Hunterkll> the only scanner I have right now literally only takes 35mm strip & single slides
04:09 < rpifan> hmm
04:09 < Hunterkll> and only does up to 40 frames at a time from strip if it's uncut
04:09 < rpifan> couldnt you just put hte 8 in there with tape or soemthing
04:09 < Hunterkll> no
04:09 < Hunterkll> it feeds raw negs
04:09 < Hunterkll> no holder
04:10 < rpifan> damn
04:10 < Hunterkll> it was only $400 lol
04:10 < Hunterkll> 10k DPI though
04:10 < Hunterkll> so the tradeoffs were worth it
04:10 < rpifan> im never gonna get those roles transfered, i hope she didnt throw it out
04:10 < Hunterkll> 10,000x10,000 DPI
04:10 < rpifan> i made some awesome short movies
04:10 < Hunterkll> rpifan, my favorite scanner company makes one
04:10 < Hunterkll> $1300
04:10 < Hunterkll> produces 1080p video
04:10 < rpifan> nah
04:10 < rpifan> i only have two roles
04:11 < rpifan> and unitl kodak makes color reversal
04:11 < rpifan> im not getting back into it
04:11 < Hunterkll> lol
04:11 < rpifan> also if im in europe idk who would process it
04:11 < rpifan> i think there is one shop in europe left
04:11 < rpifan> the process is E6
04:12 < Hunterkll> standard slide film process
04:12 < Hunterkll> simple enough
04:12 < Hunterkll> so, yea, kodak made a new super-8 camera...
04:12 < rpifan> i know
04:12 < rpifan> http://www.bboptics.com/
04:12 <+layer-eight> * rpifan →  Film + Video + Digital Post & Preservation - Call (212) 633-8172 or Email: info@bboptics.com
04:12 < rpifan> thats the shop
04:13 < rpifan> tiny place by china town
04:13 < Hunterkll> lol
04:13 < Hunterkll> i use a few midtown places for lab work
04:13 < rpifan> r u in nyc
04:13 < Hunterkll> that's hilarious though
04:13 < Hunterkll> near a rail line
04:13 < Hunterkll> lol
04:13 < Hunterkll> that can get there easily enoguh
04:13 < Hunterkll> but lol @ kodak just repackaging vision3 for their new shit
04:13 < Hunterkll> ECN-2 is really just glorified C-41
04:14 < Hunterkll> if you can handle the remjet it's easy enough to process
04:14 < Hunterkll> i got some amazing pictures on Vision3 50D recently
04:14 < Hunterkll> rpifan, obviosuly this is just a SHIT preview scan, but this was shot on Vision3 - https://i.imgur.com/JqFQGI8.png
04:14 <+layer-eight> * Hunterkll →  IMGUR Image → Image/png → 21 hours ago → 1102x645 → ⚘ 49
04:14 < Hunterkll> i haven't done a full scan yet
04:14 < Hunterkll> that's just a preview
04:14 < rpifan> is that 35 or 16?
04:14 < Hunterkll> full scan is like 250MB+
04:15 < Hunterkll> rpifan, vision3 comes in every size lol
04:15 < Hunterkll> kodak makes new 8, 16, and 35
04:15 < rpifan> but its for cameras no video i imagine
04:15 < Hunterkll> no
04:15 < Hunterkll> Vision3 is a movie film
04:15 < rpifan> also r u a wizard
04:15 < Hunterkll> lol
04:15 < Hunterkll> it's adapted into still camera usage
04:15 < rpifan> i forget his name
04:15 < Hunterkll> ....
04:15 < rpifan> he is cute tho
04:15 < Hunterkll> newt scalamander
04:15 < Hunterkll> lol
04:15 < rpifan> yea
04:15 < rpifan> very cute
04:16 < rpifan> he is my age
04:16 < Hunterkll> rpifan, https://www.kodak.com/bd/en/motion/Products/Production/5219/default.htm
04:16 < rpifan> looks a lot younger
04:16 <+layer-eight> * Hunterkll →  Loading site please wait...
04:16 < Hunterkll> Vision3 is the most advanced film used in hollywood today
04:16 < Hunterkll> it's pretty much the industry standard
04:16 < Hunterkll> it's even used for archiving digital footage, or even digital to digital transfer medium
04:16 < Hunterkll> with the interim step being analog
04:16 < Hunterkll> lol
04:16 < rpifan> yea but its not super 8
04:16 < rpifan> the iseus with super 8 is the loading of the cart
04:17 < Hunterkll> rpifan, oh yes it can be - https://www.kodak.com/gb/en/Consumer/Products/Super8/Super-8-film/default.htm
04:17 <+layer-eight> * Hunterkll →  Loading site please wait...
04:17 < Hunterkll> Vision3 50D, 500T, and Tri-X all sold in super-8 format
04:17 < rpifan> yea but its negative
04:17 < Hunterkll> oh shit
04:17 < Hunterkll> and 200T
04:17 < rpifan> not revesral
04:17 < Hunterkll> Tri-X isn't
04:17 < silentfury-s4pro> almost no one uses film for new productions anymore tho
04:17 < silentfury-s4pro> it's all digital on RED cameras
04:17 < Hunterkll> you'd be surprised
04:17 < rpifan> only the trix is reversal
04:17 < rpifan> but thats bw
04:17 < Hunterkll> silentfury-s4pro, it's used heavily for archiving and transference medium too
04:18 < silentfury-s4pro> i can imagine it's used for remastering and such
04:18 < Hunterkll> silentfury-s4pro, heavy archiving too. like, super super high res recording of digital to long-term archival format
04:18 < rpifan> why would u ant to store film
04:18 < Hunterkll> rpifan, long term archival of master material
04:19 < rpifan> does it store better then digi
04:19 < Hunterkll> like, say, if you're sony and you get haxed and ur shit baleeted
04:19 < Hunterkll> rpifan, sure, if you want to store for a couple hundred years, yes
04:19 < Hunterkll> I mean, Vision3 500T was only introduced in 2012
04:19 < Hunterkll> it's a super new kid on the block
04:19 < rpifan> but
04:19 < rpifan> its negative
04:19 < rpifan> for super 8 its a huge pain
04:19 < Hunterkll> yea
04:19 < rpifan> i actually wnted to start a diy super 8 community
04:19 < silentfury-s4pro> hoping Amazon pays WB to remaster Babylon 5
04:19 < Hunterkll> silentfury-s4pro, parts of suicide squad were shot on Vision3 film
04:20 < rpifan> some kind of automated way of cutting film and reusing carts
04:20 < rpifan> thats the only issue with super 8 atm the carts cant be reloaded at home, if they could then we'd have a revival
04:20 < silentfury-s4pro> Hunterkll: that was shot here, and i had an old work colleague work on it..
04:20 < rpifan> what color film is reversal at kodak, do they make any of it?
04:21 < Hunterkll> using Arriflex 435 ES and Pannavision Panaflex Millenium X2 film cameras
04:21 < Hunterkll> digital scenes were shot on a Phantom Flex4K
04:21 < Hunterkll> Jason Bourne used a shitload of film + RED cameras
04:21 < Hunterkll> Batman vs Superman was a shitload of film too, with, hilariously, gopro's used too
04:22 < Hunterkll> they even used Imax cameras
04:22 <@Nostalg14c> Three god terrible movies.
04:22 < Hunterkll> and 65mm cameras
04:22 <@Nostalg14c> Keep going.
04:22 < Hunterkll> hey
04:22 < Hunterkll> two of those i liked
04:22 < Hunterkll> lol
04:22 <@Nostalg14c> Jason Bourne being the best in those 3 really tells you something.
04:22 < rpifan> dont u thin its kinda funny
04:22 < rpifan> that im also a big analog film fan
04:22 < rpifan> Hunterkll, why do u have to be a fed, otherwise we could be friends
04:23 < Hunterkll> a majority of star wars, the force awakens was shot on 35mm
04:23 < rpifan> shit movie lol
04:23 < rpifan> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KrqPXMdZ4HE&list=PLnbzopdwFrnY34meegonWSqbN6zT4Fdpk&index=2
04:23 <+layer-eight> * rpifan →  YouTube → Playlist: America's Test Kitchen Season 17 → 26 videos → How to Make the Best Stew: Portuguese-Style Beef Stew and Quinoa and Vegetable Stew (Vegetarian) → ⚘ 40,165 ↑ 1,041 ↓ 32 ✍ 118
04:23 < Hunterkll> Glee was shot using a combination of digital and film
04:23 < Hunterkll> :P
04:24 < Hunterkll> just demonstrating that hollywood film is far far from dead
04:24 < rpifan> glee
04:24 < rpifan> uggh
04:24 < Hunterkll> and that's just movies with parts shot on Vision3 500T
04:24 < rpifan> that was the shit ever
04:24 < rpifan> jesus
04:24 < silentfury-s4pro> it was tragic.
04:25 < rpifan> why do u have such terrible taste
04:25 < rpifan> must be cause ur part of the military industrial complex
04:25 < Hunterkll> it's not me
04:25 <@Nostalg14c> God my email fucking sucks
04:25 < Hunterkll> i was just looking at a list of movies shot on Vision3
04:25 < Hunterkll> lol
04:25 < rpifan> it is u
04:25 < vader-> Man I am really disappointed in rsync vs robocopy
04:25 <@Nostalg14c> Which one are you disappointed in vader-
04:25 < Hunterkll> rpifan, Wittner repacks Afga Aviphot 200 color reversal film in super8
04:26 < vader-> Rsync
04:26 <@Nostalg14c> There's a few clones with added features.
04:26 <@Nostalg14c> Depending on what you want to do.
04:26 < rpifan> yea i think they are the last euro super 8 company
04:26 < Hunterkll> it's just repacks
04:26 < rpifan> since i ll be in germany i guess i can have alook at them
04:27 < Hunterkll> rpifan, but nowadays, using negative is fine, since when you send it for processing it's cheap tog et it scanned in at the same time
04:27 < Hunterkll> kodak does it all for ya
04:27 < rpifan> yea but i like to use my projector
04:27 < rpifan> one of those hoaders ppl was a good firend
04:27 < rpifan> and he had a super 8 / reg 8 projector
04:27 < coderphive> lmao
04:27 < rpifan> plus a whole bunch of records and 16mm cameras, he is the one that made me buy a super  8camera
04:27 < rpifan> but it died not long after
04:27 < rpifan> beaitufil camera
04:28 < rpifan> still the projector is now part of my moms decoration
04:28 < coderphive> nvm, I was going to tell you guys a story but Hunterkll  is buzz killing with his camera stories
04:28 < rpifan> thats the fun part tho
04:28 < rpifan> to project the str8 up film in the room
04:28 < coderphive> Tell me a thing I should write in go
04:28 < rpifan> not digital
04:28 < Hunterkll> rpifan, apparently kodak's bringing ektachrome back
04:28 < rpifan> im gonna buy a portablism turntable to do dj work
04:28 < rpifan> cause why not
04:29 < Hunterkll> rpifan, in 8mm packs
04:29 < rpifan> reversal?
04:29 < Hunterkll> rpifan, ektachrome is, yes, traditionally associated with slide film
04:29 < rpifan> ineresting
04:30 < rpifan> https://petapixel.com/2018/06/04/kodak-teases-first-test-photos-shot-on-new-ektachrome-film/
04:30 <+layer-eight> * rpifan →  Kodak Teases First Test Photos Shot on New Ektachrome Film
04:31 < Hunterkll> yea
04:31 < Hunterkll> rpifan, I just hope they don't fuck with the 35mm ektachrome film and change formula
04:31 < rpifan> https://www.super8.nl/english/e_super8.htm
04:31 <+layer-eight> * rpifan →  new available Kodak super8 films
04:31 < rpifan> wow thats awesome
04:31 < Hunterkll> rpifan, apparently some people have boxes of it...
04:31 < rpifan> im atually really excited now
04:31  * rpifan tries not tocommit suicie to buy super 8 again
04:32 < Hunterkll> https://www.bhphotovideo.com/c/product/687712-REG/Kodak_1326941_7285_Ektachrome_100D_Super.html
04:32 <+layer-eight> * Hunterkll →  Kodak 7285 Ektachrome 100D Super 8 Silent Film (50') 1326941 B&H
04:32 < Hunterkll> there was a B&H listing
04:32 < Hunterkll> and a forum post of someone selling it
04:32 < rpifan> well
04:32 < rpifan> yes i used to buy it
04:32 < rpifan> like i said 4 or 5 years ago
04:32 < rpifan> i had to go to b n h and person and hte jew told me to fuck off
04:32 < Hunterkll> lol
04:32 < Hunterkll> i love b&h
04:32 < rpifan> then my sister showed up and the jew was nice ot her
04:32 < Hunterkll> i suppose my last strip is dry to cut up
04:34 < rpifan> like really he was refusing ot sell me the film, he said it takes weeks to get there and blah blah. Then my sister asks and he does a 180
04:34 < rpifan> and pratically gives us a tour of the place
04:34 < rpifan> terrible never going back in there
04:34 < Hunterkll> except for my soviet film i buy everything from there
04:34 < Hunterkll> lol
04:35 < rpifan> i do hope they reintroduce it and i can get a new super 8 camera
04:35 < rpifan> i mean an old super 8 camera
04:35 < rpifan> the one i had was actuall a sound one
04:35 < Hunterkll> lol
04:35 < Hunterkll> new super8 from kodak is like $2k
04:35 < rpifan> but sound super 8 is non existant for sure
04:35 < rpifan> yea but its a nasty
04:35 < rpifan> the old ones are nicer better and have more features
04:35 < rpifan> especailly the soviet ones
04:36 < Hunterkll> the new one is baller
04:36 < rpifan> me and the hoarder did all kinds of research
04:36 < rpifan> its not
04:36 < rpifan> there are some really cool ones, like theres even a bolex spring loaded
04:37 < rpifan> what is kinda cool is the double super 8
04:37 < Hunterkll> yea someone had new ektar in DS8
04:37 < Hunterkll> er, ektachrome
04:37 < vader-> Rsync just has sooo many errors and isn't as polished as robocopy
04:37 <@Nostalg14c> The Employee is employed on a salaried basis and as such there are no fixed hours of duty. The Employee is required to work whatever hours that are needed to meet the requirements of the position.  This may involve the Employee working reasonable additional hours to the maximum ordinary hours prescribed in the National Employment Standards.
04:38 <@Nostalg14c> Idk how this line is even legit.
04:40 < Holo> the fuck
04:40 < silentfury-s4pro> I'd have a lawyer look at that.
04:40 < Holo> so 80 hr work weeks?
04:40 <@Nostalg14c> nah sallgood, its australia
04:40 < rpifan> THE BOLEX H8 RX4 REFLEX DS8 CONVERSION
04:40 < rpifan>  thats what i want
04:40 <@Nostalg14c> fair work will shit on them
04:40 <@Nostalg14c> if they abuse it
04:40 < Hunterkll> i mean
04:40 < Hunterkll> that's how salary works
04:40 < Hunterkll> isn't it?
04:41 <@Nostalg14c> Well, some contracts have hours of duty in them.
04:41 <@Nostalg14c> Eg 9-5.
04:41 < Hunterkll> The new Super 8, conversely, will require access to a film editing suite, which means either making nice with a local community college filmmaking teacher or spending thousands to build your own suite (do not do this).
04:41 < Hunterkll> lol too late
04:41  * Hunterkll glances at amazon store card bill
04:41  * Hunterkll glances at paypal credit
04:42 < rpifan> use free software
04:42 < rpifan> Hunterkll, why cant u hlep me get a job
04:43 < vader-> Any of you ever do vhs archiving?
04:43 < Hunterkll> how the fuck is free software going to help me in a purely analog process
04:43 < Hunterkll> vader-, i have a quad head deck that also does time lapse, but i n
04:43 < television> h
04:43 < Hunterkll> i've never used it
04:43 < Hunterkll> :)
04:43 < rpifan> u have to telecine it
04:43 < rpifan> its not like ur gonna actually cut film by hand
04:43 < Hunterkll> rpifan, I have before
04:43 < Hunterkll> :>
04:43 < television> i want to make a VHS tape head that doesn't need to spin
04:43 < Hunterkll> I also have done audio casset by hand
04:43 < rpifan> cuase ur fucked in the head
04:43 < television> instead I want it to have like
04:43 < Hunterkll> i have my cutting block and editing tape in my desk next to me
04:43 < Hunterkll> lol
04:43 < television> millions
04:43 < television> of sensors
04:44 < rpifan> what u need is vcr head cleaner
04:44 < television> sort of like a CCD sensor in a camera
04:44 < vader-> I have 500 vhs tapes I need to archive
04:44 < rpifan> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poppers
04:44 <+layer-eight> * rpifan →  Poppers - Wikipedia
04:44 < television> vader-: i have 125 VHS tapes
04:44 < Hunterkll> television, you can get really good for like, $100-500
04:44 < Hunterkll> er, vader- ^
04:45 < Hunterkll> or you can get AMAZEBALLS studio quality for $1500
04:45 < vader-> I started but my svhs deck flaked out
04:45 < rpifan> so is that u mr scamander in the pic u sent Hunterkll
04:45 < television> Hunterkll: i just want a DTheatre box so i can write 50GB of data to my tapes
04:45 < Hunterkll> lol
04:45 < Hunterkll> television, i used to use software on my macbook to use my minidv camcorder (it had full tape deck functionality! - the last sony to do so!) as a 40GB backup tape
04:46 < television> also i want an 18 megapixel magnetic head
04:46 < Hunterkll> VHS doesn't really work like that
04:46 < vader-> I had a pro deck but the caps went inside
04:46 < television> so i can do software defined helical scan without a spinning head
04:46 < Hunterkll> there's not a video data to scan...
04:47 < Hunterkll> honestly your best bet is a VHS / DVD combo unit
04:47 < Hunterkll> that burns DVDs from tapes
04:47 < Hunterkll> then just copy the DVD file
04:47 < television> Hunterkll: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/D-VHS#Tape_length_and_speeds
04:47 <+layer-eight> * television →  D-VHS - Wikipedia
04:47 < television> 50 GB
04:47 < television> 500 meter tape
04:47 < Hunterkll> lol
04:48 < television> what?
04:48 < television> whats so funny? :p
04:49 < Hunterkll> vader-, the best part is that some things that make it stupid easy to do a shitload of tapes, are no longer sold
04:49 < Hunterkll> like the Ion deck, which hooked up to your PC via USB for capture
04:49 < Hunterkll> lol
04:49 < rpifan> use poppers
04:49 < rpifan> for ur vcr
04:49 < vader-> I was looking at these digitnow recorders on amazon
04:49 < vader-> They are like $85
04:50 < vader-> Component in, they have an LCD screen and record right to microsd
04:50 < vader-> No computer needed
04:50 < Hunterkll> vader-, https://www.whathifi.com/toshiba/rdxv60/overview
04:50 <+layer-eight> * Hunterkll →  Toshiba RDXV60 DVD Recorder/VCR Combo | Product overview | What Hi-Fi?
04:50 < Hunterkll> it supports Divx movie downloads from the old service
04:50 < Hunterkll> :P
04:51 < misspwn> party party party
04:51 < Hunterkll> https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B01NB8X3FZ/ref=s9_acsd_top_hd_bw_b3iYU_c_x_1_w?pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&pf_rd_s=merchandised-search-3&pf_rd_r=0AZB8WCF3RF56B5D5FC0&pf_rd_t=101&pf_rd_p=9c018e66-c72d-59f1-8045-ccc2ac041d3b&pf_rd_i=886258
04:51 < Hunterkll> Sanyo's a good brand
04:55 < rpifan> https://www.ebay.com/itm/Canon-514XL-S-Canosound-Super8-Movie-Camera-As-Is-For-Parts/273242662026?_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIM.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D44039%26meid%3D1130e7fde8e644b2b6bb851b490446a6%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D5%26rkt%3D12%26sd%3D253415190519%26itm%3D273242662026&_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851
04:55 <+layer-eight> * rpifan →  Canon 514XL-S Canosound Super8 Movie Camera As Is For Parts  | eBay
04:56 < rpifan> that was my camera Hunterkll
04:56 < Hunterkll> LOL WTF this guy got 120 film to work in a 35mm camera
04:56 < Hunterkll> ahahahaha
04:57 < Hunterkll> er not 120
04:57 < Hunterkll> 16mm
04:57 < vader-> The best deck is the Panasonic ag-1970 or ag-5710
04:57 < vader-> His built in tbc
04:58 < rpifan> throw back cowday?
04:58  * Hunterkll wonders if russian visa will be approve
04:58 < Hunterkll> alright
04:58 < Hunterkll> 4 rolls of C-41 done today
04:59 < rpifan> c 4?
04:59 < rpifan> uh ur making bombs
04:59 < BytesAndCoffee> hello yes fbi man i have a problem to report
04:59 < Hunterkll> 1 mystery that came out reasonabel for 10 years of shitty storage and physical damage, 1 total disappointment except like 5 frames, 1 WOAH WTF, and 1 damn that came out good roll
04:59 < Hunterkll> rpifan, the WOAH WTF was shot in one of those 4 lens camerasw
04:59 < Hunterkll> lol
04:59 < Hunterkll> the 3D nishikas
05:00 < Hunterkll> https://www.amazon.com/Nishika-N8000-Quadrascopic-Stereo-Lenticular/dp/B0014XRI5C
05:00 < Hunterkll> one of these
05:00 < rpifan> ?
05:00 < Hunterkll> though, it shouldn't cost $365
05:00 < rpifan> :fbi
05:00 < rpifan> :cia
05:00 < Hunterkll> holy fuck
05:00 < Hunterkll> they really are selling for like $150+ on ebay
05:00 < rpifan> we need the bot
05:00 < Hunterkll> if i ever find mine
05:03 < rpifan> can i make a python irc bot
05:03 < BytesAndCoffee> i mean, can you?
05:03 < Hunterkll> i doubt it
05:03 < BytesAndCoffee> i believe in you
05:03 < rpifan> i mean will yall let me stick it in here
05:05 < agent_white> Better question is if whoever OK's it will remember; I wrote a bot for another channel only to have it banned by the alzheimer-ridden mod who approved it... I'm only still livid about it. ;P
05:06 < rpifan> who is the chan owner / founder
05:06 < Hunterkll> lel
05:06 < Hunterkll> man
05:06 < Hunterkll> so much film to scan
05:06  * Hunterkll orders more negative holders
05:06 < Hunterkll> we're gonna need 'em...
05:06 < rpifan> so much scam to film
05:07 < rpifan> u mean roach clips
05:07 < Hunterkll> .... no
05:07 < rpifan> if i punch u
05:07 < rpifan> does that count as a felony
05:07 < Hunterkll> .... no?
05:07 < Hunterkll> i'm a contractor you cunt
05:07 < Hunterkll> lol
05:07 < agent_white> Pfft you punch like a sissy, I wouldn't even tell Mom. ;P
05:08 < rpifan> lol
05:08 < rpifan> yes but i can slap u
05:08 < rpifan> so hard
05:08 < rpifan> lol
05:08 < Hunterkll> k
05:08 < Hunterkll> 25 more sheets of neg holders
05:08 < Hunterkll> on the way
05:09 < rpifan> why dont u buy me stuff
05:09 < rpifan> that i need
05:09 < Hunterkll> because
05:09 < rpifan> whens the last time u were nice to me
05:09 < rpifan> never
05:09 < Hunterkll> i have a good job and buy things for me
05:09 < Hunterkll> not for you
05:09 < Hunterkll> that's why
05:09 <+A-KO> sup
05:09 < Hunterkll> not much
05:09 < Hunterkll> just got done cutting up some negs
05:09 <+A-KO> frozen pizza
05:09 <+A-KO> or hamburger helper?
05:09 < Hunterkll> pizza
05:09 < Hunterkll> duh
05:10 < Hunterkll> i just reheated some slices in the toaster oven myself
05:10 < Hunterkll> lol
05:10 < rpifan> un freeze piza
05:10 < Hunterkll> A-KO, i found out a roll of film that was in my "mystery" bag to develop was discontinued in 2008. and the other roll was shot on a 4 lens 3D camera at Otakon at some year, but not within the past 5 at least....
05:11 < Hunterkll> 10 years since that film was last /produced/
05:11 < Hunterkll> so who knows how ungodly old it is
05:11 < Hunterkll> i see tractors and open car hoods though
05:19 < rpifan> so i wont see u at hope Hunterkll
05:19 < Hunterkll> fucked if i know
05:19 < Hunterkll> it's not on my schedule at any rate
05:19 <+A-KO> lol
05:19 < rpifan> anyone going tohope that isnt a fed
05:20 < Hunterkll> it's got some minor overlap & right after a huge spend
05:20 < Hunterkll> given proximity i might pop in for a day or two anyway, but yea
05:20 < Hunterkll> probably not
05:20 < Hunterkll> i'll have just come back from a major convention & las vegas at that point with only one paycheck to replenish me
05:20 < Hunterkll> lol
05:29 < QcR> someone here uses XCP-ng ?
05:33 < rpifan> https://www.facebook.com/barrett.brown.902/videos/234763013795043/?notif_id=1529897378749885&notif_t=live_video
05:33 <+layer-eight> * rpifan →  Barrett Brown - My production of Julius Caesar, in benefit...
06:45 < togenshi>  REALLY to get my boss fired atm, he changed default gateway on half the servers and left the environment in a mangled state this morning. Best part is that he was working off a plan he thought of last Thursday to include the new site (that is connected P2P wireless at our head office) into our network
06:52 < abakedapplepie> togenshi: ive had to basically teach my boss the basics of networking, going through the same thing
06:53 < abakedapplepie> new office, wireless bridged to LAN but we now have a new fiber WAN there as well
06:53 < togenshi> the problem is that he thinks he knows networking
06:53 < abakedapplepie> i had to repeatedly tell everyone no, you cannot have two gateways, it doesnt work the way you think it works
06:53 < togenshi> I prefer a boss that didn't know
06:53 < abakedapplepie> our whole network is a sham
06:53 < abakedapplepie> it sucks
06:54 < togenshi> likewise
06:54 < abakedapplepie> i finally have managed switches at least
06:54 < abakedapplepie> but the old office does not
06:55 < abakedapplepie> and so i cannot vlan the phones over there
06:55 < togenshi> thank fuck I have L3 switches
06:55 < togenshi> but servers, clients and phones all share the same subnet here
06:55 < catbeard> `seen rootsudo
06:55 <+layer-eight> You must be identified with NickServ to use the seen command catbeard
06:55 < abakedapplepie> pwnt
06:55 < catbeard> oh fuck off
06:55 < catbeard> i am tho
06:55 < xe0n> lol
06:55 < abakedapplepie> get rekt noob
06:56 < abakedapplepie> `seen rootsudo
06:56 <+layer-eight> I need someone to look for abakedapplepie
06:56 < abakedapplepie> oh really
06:56 < catbeard> was that his last msg
06:56 < togenshi> `seen togen
06:56 <+layer-eight> I need someone to look for togenshi
06:56 < togenshi> its broke
06:56 < togenshi> `seen togen*
06:56 <+layer-eight> I need someone to look for togenshi
06:56 < abakedapplepie> `seen layer-eight
06:56 <+layer-eight> I need someone to look for abakedapplepie
06:56 < abakedapplepie> why do we even have a bot if it can never do anything right
06:56 < abakedapplepie> smh
06:56 < catbeard> ikr
06:57 < abakedapplepie> all these bullshit bots
06:57 < catbeard> anyway, if rootsudo comes by, can you tell him to pm me on whatsapp
06:57 < abakedapplepie> just run cloudbot and be done with it
06:57 < abakedapplepie> not fucking node.js or eggdrop
06:57 < togenshi> i wonder if it sanitizes its inputs
06:57 < catbeard> i have a bot running for uno
06:57 < catbeard> written in python
06:57 < abakedapplepie> cloudbot is fantastic and has a huge dev presence
06:57 < abakedapplepie> and its python
06:58 < catbeard> https://github.com/myano/jenni
06:58 <+layer-eight> * catbeard →  GitHub → myano → jenni → jenni is a python IRC bot maintained and developed by yano. This project was created by Sean B. Palmer. → @ ~ 8 months ago → Python → ✡ 229 → Forks: 104 → ☹ 47
06:58 < catbeard> it includes an unobot module, but it's much more, had to strip it down to make it anywhere near secure lol
06:59 < rpifan> oh look
06:59 < rpifan> python bot
06:59 < rpifan> and iw anted to code one
07:37 < binaryhermit> hmm, is there actually a problem that blockchain can solve outside of cryptocurrency?
07:37 < binaryhermit> I just... don't see it
07:40 <@Nostalg14c> Plenty.
07:42 < monoxane> binaryhermit anything that needs to be WORM data and verifiable by several parties works i guess
08:00 < togenshi> binaryhermit: tracking how government spends its money
08:07 < catbeard> good luck with that lol
08:14 < vader-> Distributed ledgers
08:14 < vader-> So banks won't have to have a centralized system to track accounts
08:19 < Hunterkll> vader-, fuck you if you think i want my bank info public
08:19 < Hunterkll> :P
08:19 < vader-> Well I know JP Morgan is heavily invested in it
08:23 <@Nostalg14c> damn
08:23 <@Nostalg14c> this shit is bananas
08:23 <@Nostalg14c> https://i.imgur.com/WNiMjTC.png
08:23 <+layer-eight> * Nostalg14c →  IMGUR Image → Image/png → a few seconds ago → 897x553 → ⚘ 4
08:24 < vader-> What's that?
08:30 <@Nostalg14c> the amount of work it takes netflix to encode one season of stranger things
08:32 < genr8_> I'm watching the waves scroll by while doing a disk clone. Seems like the new drive is 33% faster than the old https://puu.sh/ALx4L/14c30e3156.png
08:32 <+layer-eight> * genr8_ →  IMAGE/PNG Document, 45,763 bytes
08:45 < ceofreak> Good Morning fellas
08:45 < AustinS> morning bb
09:05 < ceofreak> How is everyone doing on this wonderful Monday morning?
09:07 <@Nostalg14c> Wasting the hours of my precious life.
09:07 <@Nostalg14c> You?
09:08 < AustinS> exhaustedddd :P / Sunday night/Mon 3am here , and been up all weekend.. but I committed/supperrrr promised a friend I'd go to something in nyc, so drove over and back .. but now cant sleep ha.
09:08 < AustinS> i may die. who knows :)
09:08 < ceofreak> Nostalg14c, tell me about it. Today I have a meeting where I want to ask to reduce my working hours
09:09 < ceofreak> or half office half home office
09:09 <@Nostalg14c> Yeah that's the life.
09:09 < ceofreak> I can't go on like this
09:09 < AustinS> yeahhh i miss it, I knew I would regret it/miss it
09:09 < ceofreak> I rather have less money and more free time
09:09 < AustinS> (worked home full time, same company/everything, for .. 6years?)
09:09 <@Nostalg14c> +1 ceofreak
09:10 < AustinS> id just rather not be distracted by people being lazy and not trying to help themselves first!
09:10 < AustinS> :P
09:10 < ceofreak> Was talking to a friend this weekend, and we were talking about how people safe up their whole life for their retirement
09:10 < ceofreak> To enjoy leisure time with 65+
09:10 < ceofreak> And then get a heart attack with 45
09:10 < Tzunamii> dear lord, you're missing out of 'complementary' office supplies, man
09:10 < ceofreak> Fuck that, I want to enjoy my time now and slave later if necessary
09:11 < AustinS> Tzunamii, we ran out of little square kleenex boxes, I am boycotting now
09:11 < ceofreak> Tzunamii, they cut that, everything except black coffee lol
09:11 < AustinS>  / i just stole someone elses :) but we're gonna be out out soon!!
09:11 < Tzunamii> lol
09:28 < AustinS> i am 1000% just zombie mode programmign right now. actually getting things done
09:28 < AustinS> but no idea what im really doing or why for more than a few secs at a time.. :p so far so good! (I thinkO
09:30 < AustinS> wheres a bunch of adderall and coke when you really need it :X
09:34 < AustinS> ok have to go walk outside for a few and wake up lol :X that was the most itnense seriers of yawns ever. and have just the tiniest bet left..
09:34 < AustinS> bit* so gj whoever started that
09:43 < catbeard> recommendation for best tool to forward event log 4624 to remote syslog or slack?
09:43 < catbeard> from AD
09:44 < catbeard> not run on workstation computers
09:44 <@Nostalg14c> winlogbeat
09:44 <@Nostalg14c> o
09:44 <@Nostalg14c> WEF
09:44 <@Nostalg14c> + whatever you want on your log collector
09:44 <@Nostalg14c> nxlog maybe if its just remote syslog
09:44 <@Nostalg14c> depends what you're pushing it into
09:44 < nojeffrey> SyslogAgent super simple
09:44 < catbeard> ya papertrailapp
09:44 < catbeard> probably need to audit failures, don't know the correct event id for that
09:44 <@Nostalg14c> Do they not have a client.
09:45 < catbeard> they recommend one but they don't have one of their own i don't think
09:45 <@Nostalg14c> 4625
09:45 < catbeard> heh, makes sense
09:46 <@Nostalg14c> idk, we usin ELK for all that hsit
09:46 <@Nostalg14c> and they have all their own apps.
09:46 <@Nostalg14c> (Y)
09:46 < AustinS> did you config youre own ELK  / each individually? or use some pre-setup/config ones linked together?  Ive done it manually, but would like to know just some pre-done image that i can just ..
09:46 < AustinS> run it, hand it to them and say "yay look at all this work we did for you"
09:47 <@Nostalg14c> there's a preimage shit like
09:47 <@Nostalg14c> Sexilog
09:47 < nojeffrey> https://i.imgur.com/vSUHubc.png catbeard
09:47 <+layer-eight> * nojeffrey →  IMGUR Image → Image/png → a few seconds ago → 560x468 → ⚘ 0
09:47 <@Nostalg14c> but i configured it manually
09:47 <@Nostalg14c> But they do a cloud hosted version.
09:47 <@Nostalg14c> Which i'll hopefully move to.
09:47 < AustinS> ah ok. yeah its not that bad to just setup
09:47 <@Nostalg14c> Which is like a 1-click 2-host+witness deployment.
09:47 < AustinS> my problem is I tried making sure all my app logging wrote out in some sort of Json format
09:47 <@Nostalg14c> hosted in AWS
09:47 <@Nostalg14c> or GCP
09:47 <@Nostalg14c> with a shitton of features
09:47 < AustinS> but theres just echo's in Job/queue commands and stuff in this project.. slowly cleaning up :P
09:48 < AustinS> ok smoke/walk around before i pass out for real :P brb
09:50 < humpaxx> Morning guys
10:00 < ceofreak> hello humpaxx
10:01 < mtnielsen> man.. I just can't use google anymore.
10:01 < mtnielsen> actually had to switch to bing the other day to get a useful result
10:01 < mtnielsen> BING
10:01 < ceofreak> If I have a ubuntu server in aws, with let's say a 30gb HDD, is it easy to extend that storage space?
10:01 < ceofreak> if it runs full
10:04 < catbeard> wow this fucker is blackmailing us
10:05 < catbeard> with reviews
10:05 < catbeard> good thing i have a fraudrecord account
10:05 < catbeard> :>
10:45 < ceofreak> If you have several lines in a crontab file
10:45 < ceofreak> does it wait until one command is finished before starting the next?
10:45 < ceofreak> Or does it go through each line at the exact time
10:46 < ceofreak> I assume the latter
11:11 < catbeard> ceofreak: it runs based on the frequency in the cron string, simultaneously i believe
11:12 < ceofreak> I see
11:12 < catbeard> good time to research using `test -e` for a PID/lock file from other crons that are running that need to run independently of another cron
11:13 < ceofreak> I would need to run
11:13 < ceofreak> cd /var/www/nextcloud and sudo -u www-data php occ maintenance:mode --on
11:13 < ceofreak> would I run that in separate lines?
11:13 < ceofreak> Or in one?
11:13 < catbeard> cd /var/www/nextcloud; sudo -u www-data php occ maintenace:mode --on
11:14 < ceofreak> that simple
11:14 < ceofreak> ;
11:14 < ceofreak> awesome, thanks man
11:14 < catbeard> though you may want to specify the absolutely path to occ
11:14 < catbeard> *absolute
11:14 < ceofreak> why?
11:14 < catbeard> good form
11:14 < ceofreak> Oh
11:14 < ceofreak> I fight with bad form all my life
11:14 < catbeard> and maybe put a MAILTO="youremail" at the top of your cron spool
11:14 < catbeard> so that you get the output from the cron
11:15 < ceofreak> that's a great idea
11:16 < catbeard> if you put that though, you're agreeing to receive emails from every cron whenever they run
11:16 < catbeard> unsure if it has no output you won't get an email, you'd have to test that
11:17 < ceofreak> i see
11:17 < catbeard> or maybe >/dev/null at the end to suppress the output if you don't need it
11:17 < catbeard> php also has a -q flag to run quietly
11:18 < catbeard> good form would be /path/to/php -f /path/to/occ -q maintenance:mode --on
11:18 < catbeard> actually
11:18 < catbeard> that might get occ to capture that arg
11:18 < catbeard> php -q -f /path/to/occ
11:24 < ceofreak> I see
11:24 < ceofreak> thx
11:24 < ceofreak> gonna try that
11:25 < catbeard> lmk if probs
11:51 < humpaxx> I got the tax returns and salary today, i almost feel like im a tad bit rich
11:52 < AustinS> :X
11:52 < humpaxx> Now if only every month was this good :p
11:52 < AustinS> just bought my tv... mayy have overdid it, but ive heard amazingggg things about the samsung 2018 QLED's so iii will find out! :P
11:53 < humpaxx> QLED is cool and all but.. is it curved?
11:53 < AustinS> no
11:53 < humpaxx> Curved 4K is the new 3D
11:53 < AustinS> i dont want a curved TV, and they're starting to go out of the fad phase now anyways which is good
11:53 < AustinS> samsung still makes one, but not as many as they were... i never understood why you would want one :P
12:01 < AustinS> forgot i have to buy 2 flights for upcoming stuff + also moving truck to move all my shit back here.. after furniture.  byebye money lol
12:04 < AustinS> but ive also been living in an empty box apartment for 6 months so w/e
12:06 < cpaaboel> Does anyone have a good guide on setting up mail on a server?
12:06 < cpaaboel> I'm not a sysadmin by trade, but i need to use phps `mail` function, and so far i have managed to install sendmail on the server
12:07 < cpaaboel> But config files are scary
12:07 < AustinS> try looking @ iredmail or something like that, kind of an all in one for you
12:07 < AustinS> with admin ui
12:08 < AustinS> (there's a pro, but also a free if i recall, which shoudl do everything you want and then some)
12:09 < cpaaboel> Ok, i'm not actually scared of config files, im just unsure of what needs to be configured for basic sending
12:09 < AustinS> mail is just a bitch in general, i work on linux servers all day but i still despise mail :P
12:10 < AustinS> its just a lot to maintain and you dont wanna be the one that doesnt let that one email thru :P (depending what type of mail/situation)
12:10 < cpaaboel> Ye, i've managed to avoid configuring this for a while, but it's caught up to me
12:11 < cpaaboel> Luckily this should primarily just be for sending a small amount of mails from our logging/form system
12:15 < AustinS> ok NOW i hit buy on amazon cause it had all my other shit too :|  slight punch to the tum feeling there :P but it will be worth it eventually/hopefully :D
12:15 < AustinS> and yeah sending email out is fairly straightforward.
12:16 < AustinS> smoke and walk around break :p getting tired again/finally..
12:16 < cpaaboel> AustinS: Smoke breaks are what makes life tolerable.
12:17 < AustinS> at least i get 5% back with amazon chase card so.. theres that... :P
12:20 < AustinS> omg fucking sales tax lol
12:21 < AustinS> also the sales tax pushed me over what chase has available on the card by like $100 smh. i was just assuming i would be fine w/ other one. i guess i can manually just go order one thing separately.. dumb.
12:21 < AustinS> i paid the $300 balance on amazon card but it didnt instant reflect :( but .. i guess ill try charging first
12:21 < ceofreak> Thanks catbeard
12:23 < AustinS> cigs needed now :P bye
12:24 < cpaaboel> Software so old, their readme can only be found on archive.org
12:24 < cpaaboel> #sendmail #happiness #daydrinking
12:24 < Tzunamii> cpaaboel: That's when you know when to take a vacation. A looong one
12:26 < cpaaboel> Only one week left till vacation. I'm living the dream
12:27 < AustinS> jealous D:
12:31 < cpaaboel> AustinS: It's 20 degrees outside. Noone can work in that heat anyways
13:27 <+CheckYourSix> cpaaboel: Isn't that a pretty comfortable temperature?
13:28 <+CheckYourSix> AustinS: Curved TVs are much nicer than regular
13:34 < L3gacy> good bacon unto all and unto all some good bacon!
13:35 < cpaaboel> CheckYourSix: Exactly. This is the best summer denmark has had for years <3
13:36 <+CheckYourSix> We just last week started getting into the 80s (a little over 30 C) pretty consistently. I was hoping it would hold out a few more weeks. Summer kills me
13:49 < Casteil> CheckYourSix: heh
13:49 < Casteil> we've had a few 90+ degree days already, there was almost a full week of it in early june
14:00 <+CheckYourSix> Casteil: Yeah, we had that too, but then it went back to the 70s
14:01 <+CheckYourSix> This week is steady 80s, then into the 90s next week
14:01 < Casteil> I haven't really looked at the extended forecast yet but it's been cooler these last few days
14:01 < Casteil> ah yep, next few days will be warmish, then back in the 90s for the weekend
14:01 < cpaaboel> I'm sorry did you mean 26.6Deg and 32.2Deg?
14:02 < corn266> morning all
14:02 <+CheckYourSix> Ah, I guess I was thinking of 85. That's 30C. Or close enough to it
14:03 <+CheckYourSix> Rofl. People are ghosting employers now? What kind of worthless world have we come to? That should make it even easier for good employees to get jobs. https://www.linkedin.com/pulse/people-ghosting-work-its-driving-companies-crazy-chip-cutter/
14:04 < corn266> CheckYourSix, :thinking emoji: https://www.reddit.com/r/technology/comments/8tgsjz/57_of_tech_industry_employees_are_suffering_from/
14:04 <+layer-eight> * corn266 →  57% of tech industry employees are suffering from job burnout : technology
14:05 <+CheckYourSix> I'd love to know where ghosting came from. Like who decide it was ok to do that and all of a sudden everyone copies? In all areas of life. Have a set of balls and terminate the relationship properly, you fucking cucks.
14:06 < corn266> wtf CheckYourSix when was the last time you attempted to get hired? "Hey just looking to see how the hiring process is going" "Hey just looking for an update on my application" etc.
14:06 < nrt> Hi there. I work at a site where we use Windows and ADFS for authenticating everything. I'm trying to use Kerberos to connect to an SQL Server instance from a Linux machine using krb5-client. Anyone here think they can help ?
14:06 < nrt> (I am trying to connect using Kerberos and Integrated Security)
14:07 <+CheckYourSix> corn266: I know. Companies do it all the time. But to accept a job and just not show up and ghost them? That's fucked up. That's not just ghosting a job interview
14:09 <+CheckYourSix> corn266: That's like a company saying ok, you're hired, give your notice. You show up for day 1. "Oh sorry, we don't need you" The interview ghosting I can understand. But eventually that reputation will catch up with you
14:10 < corn266> I don't think they ever got to the actual offering, when they wanted to offer they couldn't reach the potential employee
14:11 < corn266> Oh I didn't see the part where they actually got hired and didn't come in
14:11 < arlion> Welp today is the day. Time to roll out 2FA to the first round of servers.
14:11 < corn266> gl;hf
14:11 <+CheckYourSix> corn266: Yeah. That's the part I have a problem with.
14:12 < corn266> Agreed, it's pretty spineless
14:12 < asimon> Good morning friends
14:14 < ceofreak> Which  mail encryption should one use for office365?
14:17 < corn266> FIPS Compliant
14:26 < nickster> should i just get some 8tb easystores or muster up the extra cash on legit reds/8tb ironwolf equivalence
14:37 < corn266> Without having experience with either of those and not knowing your use case or budget I'd say tape drives
14:38 < cpaaboel> Never have i been more happy to recieve a mail
14:38 < cpaaboel> FU sendmail configs. Never wanna look at you again
14:39 < cryptic1> morning
14:41 < nickster> tape drives would be lit
14:42 < nickster> but im building a central storage node for my proxmox cluster
14:43 < JFDkthx> mornng
14:44 < Catalysm> I'm looking to monitor logs of some apps I wrote, any suggestions? Greylog and the elastic stack are a bit overkill, looking for something simpler
14:46 < JFDkthx> Catalysm: 've always enjoyed grep
14:46 < McDonaldsWiFi> mornin fellas
14:46 < McDonaldsWiFi> s/grep/dick
14:46 <+layer-eight> [SED McDonaldsWiFi/JFDkthx] Catalysm: 've always enjoyed dick
14:46 < Catalysm> A bit more complex than grep hehe
14:46 < JFDkthx> Catalysm: try tailf
14:48 < JFDkthx> Catalysm: or legit you could use something like multitail
14:48 < JFDkthx> have it run an regex looking for specific shit
14:48 < Catalysm> Ahh cool, yeah that seems more like what i'm looking for
14:48 < Catalysm> Thanks!
14:49 < JFDkthx> np
14:49 < JFDkthx> make sure you nominate me for +v
14:49 < JFDkthx> tia
14:49 < Catalysm> Sure!
14:49 < Catalysm> I'll think of you when the time comes
14:50 < JFDkthx> s/the/i
14:50 <+layer-eight> [SED JFDkthx/Catalysm] I'll think of you when i time comes
14:50 < JFDkthx> fuck
14:50 < JFDkthx> close enough
14:50 < Catalysm> hehe :p
14:53 < McDonaldsWiFi> can i anti-nominate?
14:53 < McDonaldsWiFi> so I can cancel Catalysm's vote
14:53 < niklasye> nominate'nt
14:54 < cpaaboel> s/nominate'nt/nominaten't/
14:54 <+layer-eight> [SED cpaaboel/niklasye] nominaten't
14:54 < JFDkthx> who'd've guessed that McDonaldsWiFi hates me
14:54 < McDonaldsWiFi> I love hating you
14:54 < JFDkthx> what a jerk
14:54 < McDonaldsWiFi> :)
14:55 < McDonaldsWiFi> schools almost out, we might can actually play a game together soon lol
14:55 < McDonaldsWiFi> Im' sure marcus forgot my name by name lol
14:58 <@JollyRgrs> mornin' all you do-no-gooders
14:58 < McDonaldsWiFi> hmmmm
14:58 < agent_white> Moin o/
14:58 < McDonaldsWiFi> I've done redirections before with GPO but has anyone ever just did a copy?
14:58 <@JollyRgrs> what do you mean just a copy?
14:59 < McDonaldsWiFi> I just want to copy some data to a share with GPO
14:59 <@JollyRgrs> ... pls elaborte?
14:59 < McDonaldsWiFi> I guess I could do just a script if push came ot shove
14:59 < McDonaldsWiFi> :o
14:59 <@JollyRgrs> you would not do that with redirects, that's for sure
14:59 < McDonaldsWiFi> ofc lol
15:00 < McDonaldsWiFi> aka $person is getting fired and they aren't always on our network, so a redirect would cause a shit storm
15:01 < McDonaldsWiFi> Oh that was easier than I thought, nvm
15:01 < McDonaldsWiFi> god I love AD
15:01 <@JollyRgrs> so they want to backup his documents before he deletes them?
15:01 < McDonaldsWiFi> yeah
15:01 < McDonaldsWiFi> we are a contractor, so my company is SUPER paranoid about our rates andinfo being stolen
15:02 < McDonaldsWiFi> I've got 5 days left here, so it won'tbe my problem soon lol
15:02 <@JollyRgrs> lol
15:02 < McDonaldsWiFi> gonna be in the COAL MINES, should I buy a bigass truck that costs more than my house?
15:02 < McDonaldsWiFi> and do I need truck nuts?
15:02 < asimon> west virginia?
15:02 < McDonaldsWiFi> KY
15:02 < asimon> oh
15:03 < asimon> yeah you def need the nuts
15:03 < McDonaldsWiFi> but the company im gonna work for does have some mines in WV
15:03 < McDonaldsWiFi> the network is seriously insane, like 200+ subnets. Can't wait to learn
15:06 < McDonaldsWiFi> I shouldn't really smart inthe interviews cause they happened to ask questions that actually fit in my very narrow knowledge set... I hope they don't think I'm smarter tha nI am
15:06 < McDonaldsWiFi> LOL
15:06 < McDonaldsWiFi> fakeit til you make it huh
15:09 < fishar> exactly
15:09 < sideup66> Morn
15:09 <@JollyRgrs> McDonaldsWiFi: make sure to get the skin colored nuts, don't go for the black or silver ones
15:10 <@JollyRgrs> or really turn heads in KY and get some brown ones
15:10 < McDonaldsWiFi> black nuts, got it
15:10 < sideup66> Big black nuts?
15:10 < McDonaldsWiFi> there are no other kind of black nuts
15:10 < coderphive> first of all JollyRgrs is actually a LuLaRoe independent distributor now
15:11 < coderphive> He's not longer a mod here
15:11 <@JollyRgrs> coderphive: a what?
15:11 < deww> lol
15:11 < coderphive> Indeed
15:12 < JollyRgrs> what's a lularoe?
15:12 < deww> "hun"
15:12 < sideup66> McDonaldsWiFi: u mean
15:12 < sideup66> Deez nuts?!
15:12 < McDonaldsWiFi> lol
15:12 < coderphive> a profitable once in a lifetime business opportunity JollyRgrs
15:12 < agent_white> Get one of those 'don't tread on me' stickers with a ethernet cable
15:12 < corn266> JollyRgrs, well i have a great opportunity for you
15:12 < coderphive> Second of all, Code_Man65 is actually an AI now
15:12 <@Code_Man65> coderphive:  Now?  I've been an AI for years.
15:13 < corn266> Is this a coup?
15:13 < coderphive> Well, our definition of AI has changed over time
15:13 < coderphive> corn266 This is kind of like that one book where they make up stories and then they become true
15:13 < coderphive> That's my life rn
15:13 < GreyKite> all the mods are bots
15:14 < coderphive> killdash9 dbcc mistiry and Nostalg14c are just threads of Code_Man65
15:14 < JollyRgrs> #botlife confirmed
15:14 <@Code_Man65> No coderphive, the killdash9 bot pre-dates recorded history.
15:14 < GreyKite> alien AI
15:14 < coderphive> Interesting
15:15 < JollyRgrs> Code_Man65: false, killdash9 bot has its own logs, but does not give anyone else access
15:15 < coderphive> a bot of ancient mayan origins
15:15 < JollyRgrs> pre-dates accessible recorded history
15:15 <@Code_Man65> JollyRgrs:  I heard he now 3D prints his logs in Wingdings2
15:15 < coderphive> 3D printed papyrus?
15:16 < cpaaboel> Exciting topic
15:16 < cpaaboel> So anyways
15:17 < JollyRgrs> ooh, printing a papyrus wingdings font sounds pretty fun.... then burry it in a time capsule and REALLY throw off those historians
15:17 < cpaaboel> Does anyone know why `host -W 2 <ip>` won't reveal my hostname?
15:17 < coderphive> That actually sounds like a worthwhile effort to me
15:17 < JFDkthx> JollyRgrs: ur a ne'er do well if ive ever seen one
15:17 < coderphive> cpaaboel on what os
15:17 < cpaaboel> Ubuntu server
15:17 < corn266> isn't it just `hostname`?
15:17 < coderphive> version?
15:18 < cpaaboel> Linux Live-sites 4.4.0-116-generic #140-Ubuntu
15:18 < coderphive> That's the kernel
15:18 < coderphive> So, like 18.04?
15:18 < coderphive> likely*
15:18 < JFDkthx> cat /etc/nodename
15:18 < coderphive> That's either 17 or 18 iirc
15:18 <+giant_it_burrit> if you guys had your way building a completely new ad structure how would you do it
15:18 < JFDkthx> wait.
15:18 < coderphive> He's doing a reverse ns lookup with host
15:18 < coderphive> not a self lookup
15:18 < estranger> https://opensource.zalando.com/tech-radar/  <-- interesting take on what stacks to use
15:18 <+layer-eight> * estranger →  Zalando Tech Radar
15:18 < JFDkthx> giant_it_burrit: i would toss it out in favor of nis
15:18 < cpaaboel> coderphive: 16.04 LTS i think
15:19 <+giant_it_burrit> JFDkthx: ?
15:19 < coderphive> cpaaboel one sec
15:19 < JollyRgrs> giant_it_burrit: giant penises marketed as "targeted ads" for everyone
15:19 < JollyRgrs> cpaaboel: what about nslookup?
15:19 < JollyRgrs> maybe reverse DNS isn't setup (right)?
15:19 < JollyRgrs> and does it work for other hosts?
15:20 <+giant_it_burrit> i have 2 other companies we aquired . would you do 3 different tries in forest?
15:20 < cpaaboel> JollyRgrs: Should be said i overtook this system a month or two ago, i don't really know if the DNS isn't setup but it could quite possibly not be
15:20 < JollyRgrs> http://isitdns.com
15:20 <+layer-eight> * JollyRgrs →  ⚓  https://isitdns.com/ → IS IT DNS?
15:21 < JollyRgrs> esp. for DNS... never assume it is setup right unless you are the one that set it up
15:21 < JollyRgrs> then assume it is setup right, but always question it
15:21 < coderphive> mmm
15:21 < JollyRgrs> so, my script is almost complete... i forgot where i left off on Friday though :(
15:22 < coderphive> yeah, nslookup is really the appropriate tool
15:22 < coderphive> I forget what the host binary is for
15:22 < cpaaboel> JollyRgrs: Running nslookup on our hostnae returns a second ip
15:23 < cpaaboel> Just ran nslookup, it returns a second ip that i dont immediately recognize
15:23 < coderphive> Then the reverse record is screwed up
15:23 < coderphive> err reverse zone
15:24 < cpaaboel> i think i just cucked my tmux setup however
15:24 < PacoSinbad> We're putting in some IP cameras and want to set up a VLAN on our Cisco switches, but I've never worked with them. My boss set it up, but he's not too experienced with them either. I wasn't expecting to be able to access things on VLAN10 from VLAN1, but I can. Is that indicative of a problem with how it's set up? If not, how can I determine whether or not it's working? In Wireshark, packets don't say anything about VLAN10.
15:24 < cpaaboel> BB2~2~
15:25 < JollyRgrs> lolm tmux REKT
15:26 < SynMonger> if the vlans are setup correctly (and no routing has been setup yet) then no, you shouldn't be able to access it
15:26 < JollyRgrs> ^^ but how they were setup? if your boss doesn't know much and he did... who knows
15:26 < PacoSinbad> That's what I was thinking... Frustrating.
15:26 < coderphive> vlan-ception is my favorite
15:27 < cpaaboel> I reinstalled my os like a month ago. Didn't sync all my configs and now everything just breaks randomly
15:27 < SynMonger> that's really it though, without knowing more you can't tell
15:27 < coderphive> NESTED VLANS FOR DAYS
15:27 < coderphive> cpaaboel that's bc you use tmux
15:27 < coderphive> I bet you use emacs too
15:27 < coderphive> bet
15:27 < onenerdyguy> mornin all
15:27 < SynMonger> git 'em, boys
15:28 < cpaaboel> coderphive: but i just switched from screen like two months ago. Don't tell me i need to go back :'(
15:28 < coderphive> kek
15:28 < cpaaboel> Also, i use vs code like a faggot
15:28 < JollyRgrs> cpaaboel: nothing wrong with tmux
15:28 < onenerdyguy> We got any big HyperV guys in here? something with like..20+ hosts, thousand some vms?
15:28 < coderphive> lmao
15:28 < coderphive> vscode is legit
15:28 < coderphive> no shame
15:28 < JollyRgrs> i like this guy, vs code, too
15:28 < cpaaboel> With Vim-bindings of course
15:28 < JollyRgrs> onenerdyguy: yeah some ppl in here know hyper-v very intimately
15:29 < cpaaboel> Because vim-binds > any other key layout
15:29 < coderphive> I don't use tmux or screen, just Terminator
15:29 < JollyRgrs> i use nano binds
15:29 < JollyRgrs> i like terminator...
15:29 < onenerdyguy> I'm wondering if my boss is crazy to want us to manage without VMM
15:29 < JollyRgrs> but that still doesn't help you when you are SSH into a session
15:29 < coderphive> JollyRgrs no ssh to prod fam
15:29 < JollyRgrs> onenerdyguy: no clue? lol... dbcc might know
15:29 < coderphive> I live dangerously
15:30 < JollyRgrs> or possibly Code_Man65
15:30 < cpaaboel> coderphive: You have a prod seperate from your DEV?
15:30 < coderphive> si
15:30 < coderphive> cloud
15:30 < coderphive> namespace separation ftw
15:31 < coderphive> I'm also the same person who disgustingly got Home Assistant almost working on Minkube
15:31 < JollyRgrs> cpaaboel: no, he means he actually has a prod
15:31 < coderphive> so plz do not follow in my footsteps
15:31 < JollyRgrs> we just put our dev on display for the world
15:31 < coderphive> Some girls wear short skirts, some wear long
15:31 < coderphive> Mine is long
15:32 < coderphive> You only get these bits if you wanna work
15:33 < PacoSinbad> onenerdyguy: You are famous to me.
15:34 < PacoSinbad> onenerdyguy: I met you on here several months ago when I realized we had somewhat similar gigs, I think. Now, it seems like every time I search a problem I'm having, I find your name regardless of the site I'm on, lol.
15:35 < felda> goddamn I love Mondays
15:35 < felda> "MY COMPUTER IS FROZEN PLS HELP"
15:35 < felda> computer is still on the lock screen
15:35 < felda> see user violently smash CTRL + ALT + DEL
15:35 < felda> "IT ISN'T WORKING"
15:36 < felda> walk over and switch their keyboard from OFF to ON
15:36 < felda> laugh all the way back to my desk
15:36 < Hatter> Was there some Godaddy nonsense over the weekend?
15:36 < JollyRgrs> Hatter: wouldn't know... i get everything off of them as soon as i can
15:37 < Hatter> yeah they're terrible
15:37 < Hatter> but I'm stuck with them for now
15:37 < onenerdyguy> PacoSinbad, ? what you looking at now?
15:37 < hxcsp> everyone hates godaddy but ive never had a bad experience
15:37 < hxcsp> only domains though, i dont use any other services from them
15:37 < PacoSinbad> onenerdyguy: How's the Ubiquiti camera setup? As we speak, we're installing a few more than you did.
15:37 < onenerdyguy> PacoSinbad, well, first off, I no longer work there
15:37 < JollyRgrs> coderphive: no one wants your "bits" :P you'll have to serve em up mel gibson - brave heart style
15:38 < onenerdyguy> PacoSinbad, but second off, it's working great, and I was just asked to put in a bid to replace their other buildings with them too
15:38 < JollyRgrs> hxcsp: only  domains here, but just renewing them is such a PITA
15:38 < JollyRgrs> "uncheck this, uncheck that, uncheck the other thing"
15:38 < hxcsp> oh mine are set to autorenew
15:38 < hxcsp> we have like 15
15:38 < JollyRgrs> "oops, i forgot to uncheck that one thing, now I am paying $20/year"
15:38 < PacoSinbad> onenerdyguy: Great! Just need to figure out how to get them all on a VLAN. My boss set one up, but I can access the IP from my machine without routing so it's apparently not set up correctly.
15:39 < onenerdyguy> PacoSinbad, we just literally put the camera ports as untagged on their own vlan,a nd turned off forwarding
15:39 < onenerdyguy> PacoSinbad, the NVR has 2 nics, one on the camera vlan, one on the management vlan.
15:39 < PacoSinbad> onenerdyguy: You answered my next question. I need to figure out how to use both of the NICs on mine. Did you use Ubuntu Server?
15:39 < onenerdyguy> PacoSinbad, yep
15:40 < onenerdyguy> PacoSinbad, give your 'management' nic the standard IP/Subnet/Gateway as you normally would, dns, etc.
15:40 < onenerdyguy> PacoSinbad, give you camera nic just a subnet and an ip. The cameras are all direct connect layer 2 via the vlan, so you don't need a gateway
15:41 < PacoSinbad> onenerdyguy: Spectacular. I'll relay this to the boss.
15:41 < cpaaboel> JollyRgrs: Hey, remember that DNS debacle? I have my sites dns records in front of me, what should i set up to make the `host -W 2` command work?
15:41 < onenerdyguy> PacoSinbad, if bossman get stuck or wants help, shoot em my way. It's an easy setup
15:41 < cpaaboel> It seems both A and MX points to our ip
15:41 < PacoSinbad> onenerdyguy: Best way to contact you?
15:44 < JollyRgrs> cpaaboel: AFAIK this is just reverse DNS lookup
15:45 < Hatter> What's everyones #1 goal for this week?
15:45 < JollyRgrs> not sure if host does anything diff than that
15:45 < JollyRgrs> so setup your reverse zone to map the IP to the hostname
15:45 < onenerdyguy> Hatter, get to next week
15:45 < JollyRgrs> is this server static or dynamic IP?
15:46 < JollyRgrs> Hatter: get all the stuff off of my plate so i have as little as possible to take care of when I transition to my new role
15:46 <@Code_Man65> Get our CMP setup and our POC Exchange online mailboxes migrated
15:46 < cpaaboel> JollyRgrs: I don't have a strong networking background unfortunately, so im not entirely sure how reverse DNS works
15:46 < cpaaboel> Static ip
15:46 < JollyRgrs> cpaaboel: not something I can really "teach" at the moment... a bit busy myself, reverse zones aren't so bad
15:46 < onenerdyguy> Code_Man65, opinion question: Bossman crazy for wanting us to do a 12 host Hyper-V with a thousand some VM's without VMM, just Failover/Hyper-V manager?
15:46 <@Code_Man65> I'd say that doesn't pass the smell test
15:46 < JollyRgrs> cpaaboel: what are you using for DNS?
15:47 <+giant_it_burrit> new ad: why would i make a new tree in a forest instead of a subdomain like $company1.ad.com
15:47 <@Code_Man65> At that kind of scale VMM is a must IMO
15:47 < onenerdyguy> alright, good, I'm not crazy then
15:47 < JollyRgrs> hmm, so powershell to detect if my xml log file exists... now checking if log file exists AND is legit (has the root node I need)
15:48 < cpaaboel> JollyRgrs: Maybe a relevant stackoverflow or forum thread? We use DigitalOceans DNS
15:48 < JollyRgrs> if file exists, all my $rootnode = $log |select-xml xpath "//$rootname" doesn't error
15:48 < JollyRgrs> but var just stays blank
15:48 <+ktechmidas> evenin'
15:48 < JollyRgrs> cpaaboel: oh, yeah, i dunno, i only really know managing bind9 on my home lab or a little of managing via AD DNS
15:48 < JollyRgrs> hey ktechmidas long time no see
15:49 < JollyRgrs> still rockin asia?
15:49 <+ktechmidas> JollyRgrs, Aye... stuck in Hong Kong right now
15:49 <+ktechmidas> expensive city
15:49 < cpaaboel> JollyRgrs: Thanks anyway, i'll break out my google-fu
15:50 < JollyRgrs> ktechmidas: make sure to watch all eps of hong kong phooey pls
15:50 <+giant_it_burrit> ew its alazare619
15:50 <+ktechmidas> Ha... I watched that a long time ago, asked my girlfriend the other day if she'd seen it
15:50 <+ktechmidas> she wasn't sure what I was talking about :(
15:52 < JollyRgrs> ktechmidas: one of my fav cartoons
15:52 < JollyRgrs> he's the #1 super guy
15:55 <+giant_it_burrit> Code_Man65: why would i add a new tree instead of a child domain in ad
15:55 < humpaxx> giant_it_burrit: Job security
15:56 <@Code_Man65> giant_it_burrit:  If you want a hard administrative boundry
15:56 <@Code_Man65> And it's a new forest, not a new tree
15:56 < humpaxx> They can´t get rid of you if you have to manage mulitple ADs
15:56 <@Code_Man65> A new tree is a sub-domain
15:56 <+giant_it_burrit> so we aquired 2 companies and we are building a shiny new ad to house a total of 3
15:57 < humpaxx> giant_it_burrit: companies or users?
15:57 <+giant_it_burrit> would you do 3 trees in a forest
15:57 <+giant_it_burrit> companies
15:57 <+giant_it_burrit> do company1.ad.com company2 etc
15:57 <+giant_it_burrit> they need access to the same printers, print servers and a lot of the same resources
15:57 <@Code_Man65> giant_it_burrit:  If I were building from scratch?  I'd have a a top level domain and sub-domains for each of the 3 companies.
15:58 <+giant_it_burrit> so it.com and company1.it.com company2.it.com etc
15:58 <@Code_Man65> All the shared resources would be in the forest root
15:58 < ebol4> aren't they separate companies though
15:58 < ebol4> like unaffiliated
15:58 <+giant_it_burrit> not unaffialated
15:58 <+giant_it_burrit> like a lot of it is actually intertwinted
15:59 <+giant_it_burrit> its a mess
15:59 <+giant_it_burrit> but im trying to setup ad in a clean way
15:59 <+giant_it_burrit> its p bad
15:59 < ebol4> make three separate domain controllers
15:59 <+giant_it_burrit> domain admins login with the da creds to workstations
16:01 < alazare619> so real big changes going on at xenserver
16:02 < alazare619> a team has forked citrix xenserver and added a TON of work to make it 100% opensource
16:02 < alazare619> their new management console is pretty dope too
16:03 < alazare619> https://xcp-ng.org/
16:03 <+layer-eight> * alazare619 →  XCP-ng – XenServer based, Community Powered.
16:03 < Nightcinder> but why does it need to be 100% open source?
16:03 < alazare619> citrix is close sourcing or something haven't hat time to read into it all
16:04 < alazare619> but aparently caused a real big stink in the community so they forked everything and have been building up right now its 100% interchangeable
16:06 < ebol4> neato
16:07 < niklasye> wtf, why close sourcing something so old..
16:07 < alazare619> i'm not 100% certain on that niklasye just something i seen in a comment
16:08 < ebol4> $$$
16:08 < alazare619> side note apparently banana pi r2 the 5 port with dedicated switch and 2 mini pci-e ports has a new openwrt/lede build with full vlan support etc
16:08 < niklasye> hmm weird, there used to be an open source version before
16:09 < niklasye> xcp (xen cloud platform)
16:10 < alazare619> im curious if they are making it easier to do luns zfs etc with this ng fork
16:10 < alazare619> if they do and raw disk mapping like esxi support would be big to (with a new easy to configure config file or the likes)
16:19 < onenerdyguy> alazare619, did the banana pi ever like..get some kind of support?
16:21 < alazare619> onenerdyguy: the r2 has openwrt and a few others backing it now
16:21 < onenerdyguy> nice
16:21 < onenerdyguy> cuz I saw it as a 'oh, cool, that exists' before
16:21 < DomLS3> OPNSENSE
16:26 <+ktechmidas> ... apparantly if you reset the time to be correct, hexchat decides it hasn't had a reply for 1 million+ seconds
16:26 <+ktechmidas> and disconnects
16:26 < Nightcinder> motherfucker
16:26 < Nightcinder> twitch can't do airplay
16:27 < Nightcinder> i wanted to watch sgdq :<
16:27 < L3gacy> Good morning and good bacon unto all!
16:28 < Hatter> not all of us have bacon at the moment and don't appreciate you mentioning it
16:29 < L3gacy> How is it going, Hatter?
16:29 < Hatter> oh fine I guess
16:30 < DomLS3> Hatter: you suck
16:30 < DomLS3> carry on
16:30 < Hatter> My affections for a lady were rebuked over the weekend which was a bit annoying
16:30 < Nightcinder> rekt
16:30 < L3gacy> I'm so sorry :(
16:30 < DomLS3> Hatter: Shouldn't be such a pleb
16:30 < Hatter> Thank you
16:31 < DomLS3> cryptic1: kick hatter for being a snowflake
16:32 < corn266> Nightcinder, SGDQ was way better than I expected it to be yesterday
16:32 <@cryptic1> never nice to point fingers
16:32 < Nightcinder> yeah but i can't watch it on apple tv
16:32  * corn266 points at cryptic1 
16:32 < Nightcinder> annoying
16:32 < DomLS3> he just pointed fingers at me D:
16:32 <@cryptic1> DomLS3, I did not see it
16:32 < DomLS3> of course you didn't
16:32 <@cryptic1> DomLS3, back to work
16:32 < DomLS3> shitty ops miss everything
16:33 < DomLS3> yeah I said it
16:33 < Hatter> disrespectful
16:33  * cryptic1 shrugs
16:33 < DomLS3> cryptic1: <3
16:33 <@cryptic1> consider the source
16:33 <@cryptic1> :P
16:33 < DomLS3> The source is your faja
16:34 < DomLS3> One day, when I am OP of this kingdom... this channel will reign supreme
16:36 <+ktechmidas> Build yer own kingdom
16:36 <+ktechmidas> !
16:36 <+ktechmidas> this one is mine, I will reign a communist revolution down on you all
16:37 < niklasye> ktechmidas you mean the chinese kinda communism?
16:37 < DomLS3> ktechmidas: you ain't shit. fite me
16:37 <+ktechmidas> niklasye, the USSR kind
16:37 <+ktechmidas> the mods don't know this yet
16:37 <+ktechmidas> (shhh)
16:37 < niklasye> I don't like that one :(
16:38 <+ktechmidas> to be fair, you probably wouldn't like the Chinese one either
16:38 <+ktechmidas> it's more state-owned capitism
16:38 <+ktechmidas> *capitalism
16:38 < niklasye> yeah, I'm quite familiar with it ^^
16:39 <+ktechmidas> almost 11pm... do I go out for beer...
16:39 <+ktechmidas> hmmm
16:39 <+ktechmidas> the bar is open until 4
16:39 <+ktechmidas> and I have no work tomorrow
16:39 <+giant_it_burrit> its monday
16:39 < DomLS3> ktechmidas: simply having to ask that question means you don't get this kingdom
16:39 <+giant_it_burrit> bed
16:39 < niklasye> sounds nice, Hong Kong beer
16:39 <+ktechmidas> HK beer is quite expensive
16:39 <+ktechmidas> and usually imported
16:40 <+ktechmidas> HK doesn't have much of it's own beer... and it's mostly terrible...
16:40 < niklasye> yeah the beer is probably not that special, I was thinking of living in HK and having a beer :)
16:40 < L3gacy> Privet :P
16:40 < grumplestiltzkin> tsing tao?
16:40 <+ktechmidas> niklasye, I actually live in Shenzhen... but like an idiot my passport got damaged last Tuesday
16:40 <+ktechmidas> so I've been exiled
16:41 <+ktechmidas> grumplestiltzkin, that's a China beer rather than HK beer
16:41 < niklasye> grumplestiltzkin I've had so many of those .. :(
16:41 <+ktechmidas> although the stuff they send here is the export stuff... slightly higher alchohol content
16:41 < abakedapplepie> lmfao
16:41 <+ktechmidas> and tastes somewhat nicer
16:41 < niklasye> We run a chinese restaurant so I get as many as I like xD
16:41 < L3gacy> I need to taco
16:41 < abakedapplepie> this windows 7 vm is at 0 bytes free
16:41 < abakedapplepie> OOPS
16:41 < L3gacy> I need Xiao Long Bao :P
16:41 < abakedapplepie> 20gb VHD
16:42 <+ktechmidas> I miss XiaoLongBao... good stuff
16:42 <+ktechmidas> mostly best in Shanghai though
16:42 < L3gacy> And the whole Dim Sum experience.  NJ sucks
16:42 <+ktechmidas> the Shenzhen version is average at best
16:42 < abakedapplepie> ive never had dim sum
16:42 < grumplestiltzkin> most asian (and mexican for that matter) beers taste like really light pilsners to me (not the darks of course)
16:42 < Nightcinder> may have a sliiight problem https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/mA6uNWLJ/image.png
16:42 <+layer-eight> * Nightcinder →  IMAGE/PNG Document, 16,278 bytes
16:42 < abakedapplepie> grumplestiltzkin: basically what they are
16:43 <+ktechmidas> I usually go for German beers over here tbh
16:43 <+ktechmidas> although Tiger is alright
16:43 < abakedapplepie> Nightcinder: upgrade your os :'( what is that 2008 r2
16:43 < Nightcinder> it's our db server
16:43 <+ktechmidas> mostly have that in Vietnam when I visit though
16:43 < abakedapplepie> tiger++
16:43 < Nightcinder> i can't touch it
16:43 < abakedapplepie> is it 2003?
16:43 < L3gacy> Beijing Duck so fookin noms
16:43 < Nightcinder> i have approval for 2016/2016 eventually
16:43 < abakedapplepie> pls tell me its not 2003
16:43 < abakedapplepie> lol
16:43 < Nightcinder> it's 2008 r2
16:43 < abakedapplepie> ok
16:43 < abakedapplepie> wew
16:43 < grumplestiltzkin> yeah, generally if a german/belgian beer is an option, its probably the right answer
16:44 <+ktechmidas> although like... double the price
16:44 < L3gacy> I want Kakigori :(  (Japanese Shaved Ice)
16:44 <+ktechmidas> about 80HKD for a decent pint of German beer
16:45 < Hatter> L3gacy: remember that very racist scene in A Christmas Story where they have a duck dinner for Christmas
16:45 < L3gacy> yeah :O
16:45 < Hatter> what a classic
16:46 < L3gacy> I need food from Dongbei :(
16:46 < L3gacy> That bread OM NOM NOMS
16:47 < grumplestiltzkin> when did eating duck become racist?
16:47 < grumplestiltzkin> man... if that's teh case, im a yuje racist
16:47 < Hatter> grumplestiltzkin: the duck wasn't so racist, it was the family ridiculing the chinese men for singing "FA RA RA RA RA"
16:47 < L3gacy> watching fung bros.  Sweet and savory rice flour mochi donuts :O
16:48 < Hatter> I'd love to eat a ton of sushi today
16:48 < Hatter> maybe I will
16:48 < SynMonger> well it was pretty funny
16:48 < grumplestiltzkin> Hatter: I don't care what nationality the duck is, or how it sings a Christmas carol, I will eat them all just the same. Equal opportunity duck eater here
16:49 < Hatter> I haven't had much duck
16:49 < grumplestiltzkin> best birb
16:49 <+TuxedoJack> Duck with plum sauce is fucking delicious
16:49 < AnimalFarmPig> Hatter: if an anglo-american had a speech impediment would it be racist to mock their pronounciation?
16:49 < shoh> fuck you cryptic1
16:49 < grumplestiltzkin> you can cook the breast meat almost like a red meat
16:49 < Hatter> shoh: hey cool it man
16:49 < shoh> fuck you Hatter
16:49 < Hatter> how dare you
16:50 < shoh> bet you wear a fedora
16:50 < shoh> hence the name
16:50 < grumplestiltzkin> shoh: there was a bag of dicks with your name on it waiting, did you pick it up when you came in?
16:50 <@cryptic1> hrmm
16:50 <@cryptic1> is that the real shoh?
16:50 < Hatter> shoh: it's a top hat of course
16:50 < shoh> I'm authed
16:50 < shoh> checkem
16:50 < Hatter> and I don't get much use out if it these days
16:50 < L3gacy> Hail, Shoh
16:50 <@cryptic1> wow it really is him
16:50 < Hatter> it's difficult to be fashionable with a top hat these days
16:50 < abakedapplepie> oh boy
16:50 < shoh> I'll icepick your spine cunt
16:50 < L3gacy> Top hat and monicle?
16:51 < abakedapplepie> wizard hat and cape?
16:51 <+A-KO> MORNING
16:51 <+A-KO> HOW GOES IT
16:51 < L3gacy> I put on my robe and wizard hat
16:51 < shoh> pls stop shouting
16:51  * L3gacy casts level 5 eroticism
16:51 <@cryptic1> hey A-KO :)
16:51 < narziss> bash for windows... damn you for not resizing properly
16:51 < Hatter> shoh: don't you ever have anything nice to say? Why can't you just be a well mannered boy?
16:51 < shoh> we need to convey a helpful and appealing atmosphere :-)
16:51 <+ktechmidas> :o it's shoh
16:51 < abakedapplepie> robe, dammit
16:51 < abakedapplepie> i suck
16:51 < L3gacy> Sho nuff
16:51 < shoh> I have a nice thing to say
16:51 < Hatter> go on
16:51 < shoh> your mam was nice in bed last night
16:51 < abakedapplepie> aw
16:51 < shoh> very snuggly :-)
16:51 <+A-KO> cryptic1: it's so nice having a functioning pc again
16:51 <+ktechmidas> That does seem nice
16:51 <+A-KO> god damn
16:51 < hxcsp> cute
16:51 < L3gacy> A-KO, what happened?
16:52 < Hatter> oh no that was unexpected
16:52 < shoh> I didn't understand why she started licking my face
16:52 < shoh> and chasing her tail
16:52 <+ktechmidas> Hah
16:52 < shoh> but then I realised she was a bitch
16:52 < shoh> ergo
16:52 < L3gacy> *rimshot*
16:52 <@cryptic1> A-KO, ssd die?
16:52 < shoh> you are a little bitch
16:52 < Hatter> shoh: you're implying my mother is a canine?
16:52 < shoh> yeah hence why I said ergo
16:52 < L3gacy> Canis Domesticus?
16:52 < abakedapplepie> shoh is implying he likes to fuck dogs
16:52 < abakedapplepie> i think
16:52 < shoh> ergo you're a cunt
16:52 < hxcsp> i think so abakedapplepie
16:52 < shoh> who doesn't
16:52 < shoh> anyone??
16:52 <+ktechmidas> *raises hand*
16:53 < Hatter> shoh: When are you going to drop this edgy act? When do we get to meet the real shoh?>
16:53 <+ktechmidas> shit I'm getting fat...
16:53 <+ktechmidas> I now have two rolls
16:53 < shoh> pls don't appropriate my culture
16:53 <+ktechmidas> rather than one
16:53 <+ktechmidas> what is China doing to me *cries*
16:53 < shoh> yeah you'd think it'd be the opposite
16:54 <+ktechmidas> I don't know they stay thin... they eat loads
16:54 < Hatter> ktechmidas: you're in china? how are you fairing with the ladies over there?
16:54 <+ktechmidas> Hatter, been here many years now.... I had a girlfriend when I came, who is becoming my wife in August :)
16:55 <+ktechmidas> so I would say well... but I've only been with one girl :P
16:55 < shoh> Yeah, I thought autistic people went to japan
16:55 < shoh> oh that explains
16:55 <+ktechmidas> oh there's plenty of those types here shoh
16:55 < coderphive> Current mood: ddos'ing router with sudo ping -f 172.0.0.1
16:55 <+ktechmidas> mostly English teachers
16:55 < shoh> yep
16:55 < Hatter> shoh: I've heard that people who often make hurtful comments are really the ones hurting the most, on the inside
16:55 < shoh> one of my mates is doing exactly that
16:55 <+ktechmidas> I kept up my IT stuff... started a consultancy out here
16:55 < shoh> english teacher in china
16:55 <+ktechmidas> mostly foreign companies though
16:55 < shoh> keeps trying to sell it to other people too
16:55 < shoh> "they pay you like shit, but also they give you a shit place to live"
16:55 <+ktechmidas> yeah no... I'd never do it
16:56 <+ktechmidas> but the thing that is nice... if you can make a bit of money doing IT or law or something
16:56 <+ktechmidas> it's really easy to save
16:56 < shoh> cryptic1 +v me pls
16:56 < coderphive> shoh what do you have against my autistic brethren?
16:56 < grumplestiltzkin> ktechmidas: do you live in hong kong proper or out in 'real' china?
16:57 <+ktechmidas> grumplestiltzkin, I live in Shenzhen
16:57 <+ktechmidas> however I'm stuck in HK for a few weeks
16:57 < coderphive> tbh it's not real china unless you live as a hun
16:57 <+ktechmidas> due to passport issues
16:57 < coderphive> that's the way I feel about that
16:58 <+ktechmidas> well.. you could argue HK as a seperate country tbf, since you actually leave Mainland China via immigration to get here
16:58 <+ktechmidas> you can come to HK without a visa... but for Mainland China you need one
16:58 < coderphive> Only bc hey have to know that you're betraing the mainland
16:58 <+ktechmidas> different police force... border control etc
16:59 < coderphive> From what American News/Media tells me, HK is the black sheep
16:59 < shoh> racist
16:59 <+ktechmidas> hah, it's useful for me right now with the visa situation (my own company is having difficulty getting me a visa...)
16:59 < coderphive> o dang
16:59 < coderphive> You're stuck with an invalid visa?
16:59 <+ktechmidas> like... I'm the CEO of this company, and it's having difficulty getting me a visa... can't believe it
16:59 < coderphive> haha
16:59 <+ktechmidas> right now I'm on a tourist visa, multi-entry
17:00 < Hatter> ktechmidas: do you have any insight on what they're up to over there?
17:00 < Hatter> the Chinese
17:00 < hxcsp> please spy for us ktechmidas kthx
17:00 <+ktechmidas> Hatter, how do you mean? They're up to a lot... always have been
17:00 < Hatter> they're a bit inscrutable
17:00 < coderphive> I read that in the most redneck voice Hatter
17:00 < Hatter> ktechmidas: yeah but should we be worried?
17:01 <+ktechmidas> Hatter, you mean in the context of this trade war shit?
17:01 < grumplestiltzkin> the plurel is chineeses
17:01 < McDonaldsWiFi> the chinamen
17:01 < coderphive> America is the personification of Chicken Little every day
17:01 < SynMonger> grumplestiltzkin: bless you
17:01 < McDonaldsWiFi> that's what my granddad called em
17:01 < Hatter> ktechmidas: I mean general plotting and scheming
17:01 <+ktechmidas> China is trying to pivot away from the US anyway... they've been doing the "one belt one road" thing for a few years now, and it seems to be working
17:02 < McDonaldsWiFi> people say chinamen is racist.. but if they are really from china then they really are china men...
17:02 <+ktechmidas> so if the US do the trade war against them... China will be fine in the long run
17:02 <+ktechmidas> the US will get more hurt
17:02 <+ktechmidas> IMO
17:02 < DomLS3> POL
17:02 < DOMF> if?
17:02 < DomLS3> POL ALERT
17:02 < Hatter> what a little tattle tale
17:02 < coderphive> heh
17:02 <+ktechmidas> haha
17:02 < coderphive> there's always #politics
17:03 < DomLS3> SNOWFLAKE ALERT AS WELL
17:03 < corn266> McDonaldsWiFi, what about the chinawomen and chinachildren?
17:03 < Jekotia> USB Bluetooth adapter comes with extension cable which is embossed with https://www.newnex.com/images/usb3.png but is not USB 3.0 :|
17:03 <+layer-eight> * Jekotia →  IMAGE/PNG Document, 11,777 bytes
17:03 < grumplestiltzkin> corn266: thats chinasexist
17:03 <+ktechmidas> anyway... peace out guys, I'm gonna go for a few beers...
17:03 < Hatter> at this hour?
17:03 <+ktechmidas> the bar doesn't close until 4
17:03 < corn266> localized entirely within the bar?
17:03 <+ktechmidas> and I can't have my job at my own company
17:03 < nickster> K so brocade is off limits because it requires a license to use SFP+, so that is dumb.
17:04 <+ktechmidas> so I'm technically unemployed right now
17:04 <+ktechmidas> :D
17:04 < grumplestiltzkin> do the chinese steam their hams, or something else?
17:04 < nickster> Any recommendations for a good switch with some SFP+ connections, preferably at least 4?
17:04 <+ktechmidas> My company pays people... and it cannot pay me...
17:04 < hxcsp> grumplestiltzkin: its dog not ham
17:04 <+ktechmidas> luckily, it can pay my CHinese girlfriend
17:04 <+ktechmidas> who was recently hired
17:04 <+ktechmidas> as HR manager... what a coincidence
17:04 < grumplestiltzkin> hxcsp: I had dog in korea.  didnt know until after.   I had cat in Japan.  I knew before
17:04 < Hatter> ktechmidas: how did you have a chinese girlfriend waiting for your arrival?
17:04 < Hatter> is this a service I can look into?
17:05 < Hatter> oh no that was potentially offensive
17:05 < Hatter> sorry about that
17:05 <+ktechmidas> Hatter, Hah... I met her on IRC believe it or not...
17:05 < DOMF> I feel like I'd be remiss if during this convo about what to call people from china I didn't post this great band https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LiItNp3YKts
17:05 <+layer-eight> * DOMF →  YouTube → The Chinkees - Big World → ⚘ 40,423 ↑ 235 ↓ 3 ✍ 24
17:05 <+ktechmidas> a few years before I went to Beijing
17:05 < coderphive> on irc
17:05 < coderphive> u fuckin w0t m8
17:05 < McDonaldsWiFi> corn266: i guess the "almost PC redneck" would say chinapeople
17:05 < McDonaldsWiFi> lol
17:05 <+ktechmidas> Yup... some weird AOL/ICQ chatrooms they were running back in the day
17:05 < Hatter> I pronounce it chia-nese
17:05 <+ktechmidas> that allowed IRC clients to connect
17:06 <+ktechmidas> I was just hopping around those one night
17:06 < vavkamil> going to try pi-hole
17:06 < McDonaldsWiFi> vavkamil: +++
17:06 < McDonaldsWiFi> it works really well for me
17:06 <+ktechmidas> ANyway... bar!
17:06 < coderphive> honestly
17:06 <+ktechmidas> drinks all round
17:06 < coderphive> I always thought I'd meet my girlfriend online
17:06 < vavkamil> McDonaldsWiFi, can you whitelist ads in google search?
17:07 <+ktechmidas> coderphive, it's easier in person... a lot easier
17:07 <+ktechmidas> online there's a lot of shit to go through
17:07 <+ktechmidas> especially with timezones
17:07 < McDonaldsWiFi> yeah you can but its a pain I think
17:07 < coderphive> Yeah, turns out I just don't like people unless they're like 10 feet away from me
17:07 < coderphive> so...
17:07 < McDonaldsWiFi> gotta whitelist their servers/domains
17:08 < coderphive> Although, my dog is a woman
17:08 < coderphive> but she's not a people
17:09 <+ktechmidas> I know that... when I moved here I was still 500 miles from my girlfriend
17:09 <+ktechmidas> so I adopted two cats
17:09 <+ktechmidas> like... slightly easier than being 8 timezones away
17:09 <+ktechmidas> but still a pain in the ass
17:10 < grumplestiltzkin> keeping food on hand is a good idea
17:11 <+ktechmidas> but that was when I first came, we've been living together a few years now
17:11 <+ktechmidas> grumplestiltzkin, Hah
17:11 <+ktechmidas> they're strictly indoor cats
17:11 <+ktechmidas> due to my worry
17:11 <+ktechmidas> about someone eating them >.>
17:13 < Hatter> is "on the fritz" a racist phrase?
17:13 < Hatter> against the germanic people
17:13 <+giant_it_burrit> im white
17:13 < Hatter> I just used it an email and now I'm second guessing it
17:13 <+giant_it_burrit> everything i say is racist
17:13 < humpaxx> Only offensive to people who keep other people locked in their basement?
17:14 < grumplestiltzkin> yes.   also 'ping pong' is racist apparently
17:14 <+giant_it_burrit> thats not reich
17:14 < humpaxx> grumplestiltzkin: thats a game.. "ching chong" might be a bit
17:14 <+giant_it_burrit> wi too low
17:14 <+giant_it_burrit> ho lee fook
17:14 < Hatter> Did you guys ever hear that story about when King Kong went to Hong Kong?
17:14 <+giant_it_burrit> sum ting wong
17:14 < Hatter> Apparently it was to play ping pong, with his ding dong
17:15 < Hatter> imagine that
17:15 < humpaxx> As a swede i take offense when people say "bork bork bork"
17:15 <+giant_it_burrit> shut your ikea mouth
17:15 < Hatter> humpaxx: you can blame The Muppets for that
17:15 < ebol4> is /etc/redhat-release present in centos?
17:15 < xdroop> yes
17:15 < ebol4> cool, thanks
17:15 < coderphive> ebol4 all linux distros have /etc/*release*
17:15 < ebol4> i'm aware, but specifically, in centos, does it have the redhat file
17:16 < coderphive> I see
17:16 < humpaxx> Well shit its 15 minutes past fuckoff´o clock
17:16 < humpaxx> Im going home, talk later lads!
17:16 < grumplestiltzkin> bork bork    o/
17:18 < estranger> nerds!
17:18 < kepler> ebol4: i think it is standardized as /etc/os-release throughout distributions for the last 2 yrs or so
17:18 < scwizard> "happy" monday
17:18 < scwizard> god I can't believe I'm 29 now
17:18 < scwizard> i'm pretty sad about that
17:19 < McDonaldsWiFi> 1 more year and your life is over
17:19 < scwizard> i'm just so glad i'm not a girl
17:19 < McDonaldsWiFi> rip
17:19 < kepler> if you're looking for bakcwards compatability with scripts, you can add a line to the top to sym link it
17:19 < scwizard> if it was a girl then yeah!
17:19 < scwizard> the only thing worse than being alone and 30 and a guy is being alone and 30 and a girl imo
17:20 < scwizard> my aunt has pills for that that stop her from killing herself
17:20 < grumplestiltzkin> wat
17:20 < scwizard> altho i guess genetics play a role too
17:21 < shoh> cryptic1 +v me pls
17:21 < scwizard> sry i guess i woke up on the wrong side of the bed
17:21 < scwizard> should have gotten more sleep
17:21 < Hatter> shoh: begging for +v is really embarrassing, at least /msg him
17:22 < Hatter> shoh: maybe that's why you're so rude to others, a lack of self respect
17:22 < scwizard> now that IAM dashboard is not broken
17:22 < scwizard> time to finish up this task
17:23 < scwizard> AWS said "increased api error rates for 20 minutes" bullshit it was down for a few hours
17:24 < estranger> scwizard, fwiw.. i found turning 29 to be a lot hardermentally than turning 30. yer in good company :)
17:24 < estranger> "holy shit im almost 30" was worse than "hey im 30 now"
17:24 < scwizard> i can kinda see that
17:24 < scwizard> once you're 30 it's like "hey I have 10 years until i'm 40 at least"
17:24 < estranger> i took the year of being 29 freaking out to prep for turning 30
17:24 < scwizard> 29 you're like "damn i'm out of time"
17:24 < estranger> yeah now im getting close to "holy shit im almost 40"  :)
17:25 < scwizard> like I know I'm not getting married within the next year
17:25 < scwizard> it's just not feasible
17:25 < scwizard> all my childhood friends are getting married tho
17:25 < estranger> i just got married and had a kid.. so life is just starting apparently
17:25 < scwizard> i'm jelly
17:25 < scwizard> i want a wife and a kid :(
17:25 < grumplestiltzkin> if you're single and don't want to be, go hang out at a beach or dog park. things will happen
17:25 < estranger> +1 get a dog
17:25 < scwizard> i really don't like dogs
17:26 < grumplestiltzkin> that is why you failed
17:26 < scwizard> which is pretty much proof that i'm a terrible person
17:26 < estranger> get a great dane, its more like a horse
17:26 < scwizard> altho some people like dogs but hate kids
17:26 < scwizard> which i think is worse
17:26 < dragonfleas> which one bumps better, despacito 2? or sea shanty 2?
17:26 < estranger> i like both it seems
17:28 <+A-KO> ahhh
17:28 <+A-KO> nothing like a fresh, clean shower
17:29 < scwizard> estranger: you're cool
17:29 < scwizard> that's pretty well adjusted
17:29 < dragonfleas> I prefer sea shanty 2
17:29 < estranger> im the epitome of cool
17:29 < dragonfleas> when i'm catching lobbies and bumping it, it's timeless
17:30 < estranger> dragonfleas, i dont even know what yer talking about
17:30 < scwizard> if i did get a dog i'd def get a German Shepard
17:30 < dragonfleas> it's from runescape estranger
17:30 < Hatter> estranger: it's some kinda weird hipster talk
17:30 < scwizard> I don't get why people get dogs that are retarded on purpose
17:30 < grumplestiltzkin> s/get/eat
17:30 <+layer-eight> [SED grumplestiltzkin/scwizard] I don't eat why people get dogs that are retarded on purpose
17:30 < grumplestiltzkin> wait. nevermind
17:30 < grumplestiltzkin> but huzaah, layer eight has returned
17:31 < dragonfleas> new layer-eight doesn't know how to regex
17:31 < dragonfleas> s/has returned/never left
17:31 <+layer-eight> [SED dragonfleas/grumplestiltzkin] but huzaah, layer eight never left
17:31 < estranger> Hatter, im too old for this :<
17:32 < dragonfleas> are GPP and item level targeting mutually exclusive?
17:35 < scwizard> dragonfleas: google says no: http://www.dell.com/support/article/us/en/04/sln285439/windows-server-using-item-level-targeting-with-group-policy-preferences?lang=en
17:35 < dragonfleas> Item level targeting looks fucking cool
17:35 < dragonfleas> might do some planning on ways to implement it
17:38 < grumplestiltzkin> scwizard: http://www.uswardogs.org/united-states-working-dog-adoptions/   https://petsforpatriots.org/about-military-working-dog-adoptions/  http://www.37trw.af.mil/Units/37th-Training-Group/341st-Training-Squadron/   if you are interested
17:38 <+layer-eight> * grumplestiltzkin →  341st Training Squadron
17:38 <+layer-eight> * grumplestiltzkin →  About military working dog adoptions - Pets for Patriots
17:38 <+layer-eight> * grumplestiltzkin →  Working Dog Adoptions. | US War Dog Association | National Headquarters
17:39 < scwizard> grumplestiltzkin: thanks! if I ever decide to get one then yeah would def adopt and that's a good source
17:40 < grumplestiltzkin> theres a ton of information there.   prior MWDs aren't always great for families - generally theres 2 kinds.  the kind that didnt make it through school for whatever reason, they are around 2 years old - then the retired ones that are around 8
17:40 < scwizard> yeah i'll do research, not considering getting a dog right now tho
17:40 < dragonfleas> What's better, CBT nuggets or Lynda?
17:41 < grumplestiltzkin> cbt nuggets has always been pretty solid. I've never heard of lynda
17:41 < grumplestiltzkin> scwizard: you'll be pretty awkward at the dog park if you dont bring a dog
17:42 < scwizard> i don't have a dog and I can't swim so
17:42 < scwizard> that's why you don't find me at dog parks or beaches
17:43 < scwizard> where did you meet your wife?
17:43 < grumplestiltzkin> actually at work. She was in HR at the time.    smart move eh?
17:43 < rpifan> hi
17:43 < dragonfleas> rpifan, how's the raspberry pi going, when's rpi 4 gonna come out?
17:44 < scwizard> all the girls at my work have a ton of tattoos and are super outgoing and have boyfriends
17:44 < rpifan> when i get a job
17:45 < dragonfleas> lo
17:45 < dragonfleas> l
17:45 < rpifan> anyone in europe and hiring
17:45 < dragonfleas> scwizard, sounds about right, except with my work they all have tattoos and husbands
17:45 < dragonfleas> rpifan, hmu, we need a network consultant
17:45 < dragonfleas> but we're in US
17:46 < scwizard> dragonfleas: it's a startup and it's austin so they're younger i guess? although i think there's a husband and a couple fiances mixed in there
17:46 < rpifan> can i do it remote?
17:47 < dragonfleas> scwizard, i'm surprised they aren't all polyamorous non-binary leafs
17:47 < scwizard> it's austin
17:47 < scwizard> austin is liberal but it's not THAT liberal
17:47 < scwizard> liberals in austin have generally considered the positions of the other side enough to stay sane
17:48 < rpifan> what kind of consulatant dragonfleas
17:48 < scwizard> a lot of them even go to church too
17:49 < scwizard> speaking of which, my aunt and uncle go to a mainline church with a female pastor that probably supports gay marriage, but apparently they're still not happy with my cousin deciding she's a boy now :|
17:49 < scwizard> this is in NYC btw
17:49 < Hatter> scwizard: how old is she?
17:49 < alazare619> hmm might move my esxi host to xcp-ng
17:49 < scwizard> Hatter: so i'm 29, so my brother is 26 so she'd be umm 23?
17:50 < alazare619> looks like they finally fixed some of my biggest gripes
17:50 < alazare619> might have to give it ago again after a few years now
17:50 < scwizard> maybe 22
17:50 < grumplestiltzkin> scwizard: is it still winter there?
17:50 < alazare619> last time i tried it...it was on 5.5 its now on 7.4
17:50 < scwizard> no
17:51 < JFDkthx> hatter you creep
17:52 < Hatter> that seems uncalled for
17:52 < scwizard> JFDkthx: i didn't even consider hatter was trying to get with my cousin, since I don't think she's into guys \o.o/
17:52 < JFDkthx> scwizard: i wouldnt consider hatter a guy
17:52 < JFDkthx> hes more of a slub
17:52 < Hatter> it wouldn't be my first lesbian
17:52 < JFDkthx> slug
17:52 < scwizard> hmm
17:52 < scwizard> i don't think she's into girls either
17:53 < JFDkthx> if hatter was a girl i wouldnt be either
17:53 < scwizard> i'd be kinda pleasantly surprised if she ended up in a romantic relationship
17:53 < JFDkthx> i would just swear them all off.
17:53 < hxcsp> love ones self
17:53 < JFDkthx> kinda like how hatters parents swore him off at the curb
17:53 < Hatter> JFDkthx: you're really running with this gag, I feel like it petered out pretty early
17:53 < Hatter> but keep going
17:53 < scwizard> Hatter: what's it like dating a lesbian?
17:53 < JFDkthx> hatter i think they were hoping you petered out.
17:54 < Hatter> scwizard: oh we were just kids, she might have just been pretending
17:54 < Hatter> when I say kids I mean 18
17:55 < hxcsp> so what you are saying is that she could have been straight, but you are so horrible that you turned her gay Hatter ?
17:55 < alazare619> oh wow, xenserver fully supports docker management now
17:55 < alazare619> thats pretty dope
17:56 < Hatter> hxcsp: I feel like that was intended to hurt me, but really she was one of those girls in high school who was with a girl, it was all the rage for a little while
17:56 < scwizard> Hatter: so like, was she like "i'm not into guys but you're special" or what? How did she reconcile her identity with the reality of being with you?
17:56 < Hatter> I think it really ramped up when the movie Bound came out
17:57 < Hatter> scwizard: well I was pretty back then, maybe a touch feminine, like a young David Bowie
17:58 < estranger> david bowie had mad sex, so good job
17:59 < Hatter> estranger: yeah but with Mick Jagger
17:59 < scwizard> Hatter: did she still tell her friends she was a lesbian when she was with you or did she start saying she was bi?
17:59 < estranger> yeah i didnt say if it was with men or women
17:59 < Hatter> scwizard: why are you grilling me on my sexual history
17:59 < Hatter> I'm starting to get uncomfortable
17:59 < estranger> halp halp, we need an adult
18:00 < scwizard> i'm curious how "lesbians" heads work
18:00 < scwizard> since it seems more and more women are falling under that category
18:00 < estranger> only when they talk to you
18:00 < estranger> ohhhh burn
18:00 < Hatter> in your experience maybe
18:00 < Hatter> oh same joke
18:00 < Hatter> sorry
18:00 < estranger> 2slow4you
18:01 < MikeSpears> Rekt
18:01 < corn266> it's the chemicals in the water scwizard
18:01 < Hatter> scwizard: sexuality is fluid man, don't be such a square and try to label everything
18:02 < Hatter> scwizard: I'm a little bit gay myself, but so far I've never had sex with a man
18:03 < scwizard> my friend said he tried it in highschool, and receiving was great but giving uhh sucked
18:03 < Hatter> yeah that's a gay person
18:03 < Hatter> I have an excellent idea. Let's change the subject!
18:04 < Hatter> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31g3FLEa61I
18:04 <+layer-eight> * Hatter →  YouTube → Alice in Wonderland - LET'S CHANGE THE SUBJECT → ⚘ 19,214 ↑ 176 ↓ 0 ✍ 30
18:05 < grumplestiltzkin> !quote Hatter something something
18:12 < dragonfleas> why does HP have these ridiculous URL's
18:12 < dragonfleas> https://www32838920039904839.loadbalance.hp.support.hpe.net/
18:12 <+TuxedoJack> Because HP is run by a bunch of incompetent Mongoloids with the collective IQ of whatever I shat out this morning
18:13 < JFDkthx> s/ whatever I shat out this morning/hatter
18:13 <+layer-eight> [SED JFDkthx/TuxedoJack] Because HP is run by a bunch of incompetent Mongoloids with the collective IQ of hatter
18:15 < grumplestiltzkin> so.  I went and bought this a little over a month ago, apparently it was delivered, picking it up today.  actually shipped on a slow boat from china  https://www.geekbuying.com/item/Ulefone-Armor-X-5-5-Inch-2GB-16GB-Smartphone-Gray-396978.html     Waterproof/ruggedized ip68, yuje battery, bla bla - the thing that sold me was that it has dual sim, with 2 4G radios. usually multisim phones are all 2g except 1.
18:15 <+layer-eight> * grumplestiltzkin →  Ulefone Armor X 5.5 Inch 2GB 16GB Smartphone Gray
18:15 < Hatter> are there any really cool gadgets to buy
18:16 < dragonfleas> grumplestiltzkin, that looks like a horrible deal
18:16 < grumplestiltzkin> dragonfleas: how so? its the only ruggedized phone I could find with dual 4g radios
18:17 < dragonfleas> is that not a case? is that the actual phone? :O
18:17 < grumplestiltzkin> yeah
18:17 < dragonfleas> oh
18:17 < dragonfleas> nevermind lmao
18:17 <@cryptic1> just the case :P
18:18 < dragonfleas> that's a really good deal
18:18 <@cryptic1> buy one
18:18 < dragonfleas> 150 bucks for 18:9 NFC, android 8.1 and ruggedized?
18:18 < dragonfleas> don't have a need for ruggedized phone, I have an expensive case on my S8
18:18 < grumplestiltzkin> and ulefone (the brand) apparantly takes rooting and custom roms very well
18:19 < dragonfleas> I've thought about rooting my S*
18:19 < dragonfleas> S8
18:19 < dragonfleas> but it's a company phone and i don't wanna void warranty and piss boss off lmao
18:20 < dragonfleas> https://www.reddit.com/r/sysadmin/comments/72zj4i/whats_the_most_stressful_job_youve_worked_at/dnmwbap/?context=3
18:20 <+layer-eight> * dragonfleas →  What's the most stressful job you've worked at? : sysadmin
18:20 < McDonaldsWiFi> dragonfleas: buy him a nokia from the 90s
18:20 < McDonaldsWiFi> tell him tough titty
18:20 < dragonfleas> ooof
18:20 < dragonfleas> I don't even know if Nokia's from that age would work on current cell technologies
18:21 < dragonfleas> weren't they all CDMA back then?
18:21 < ThatOneRoadie> I mean, Systems admin for 12 hospitals in 2 states is pretty stressful
18:21 < ThatOneRoadie> dragonfleas, most networks have killed off 2g but CDMA is still ticking
18:21 < grumplestiltzkin> I would run a 3310 if it could run dual sims, the 'signal' app, and a VOIP app
18:21 < ThatOneRoadie> CDMA and 1X will be shutdown on verizon in 2020ish
18:22 < ThatOneRoadie> GSM has been down for a while though
18:22 < dragonfleas> Eventually CDMA will die
18:22 < estranger> cdma is still turned on?
18:22 < grumplestiltzkin> T Mobile still supports 2g   iirc it fully depricates in 2020
18:22 < ThatOneRoadie> yep
18:22 < estranger> wheres my 5G
18:22 < dragonfleas> I can't wait till everyone is standardized on GSM
18:22 < grumplestiltzkin> and you can't just be 'on t mobile towers' you have to actually be a  t-mo customer to get that 2g
18:22 < ThatOneRoadie> My iPhone 6s still occasionally hits the 1x network near my office which is a deadzone
18:22 < dragonfleas> no more "WHAT KIND OF FONE IS DAT ONE OF DEM VERIZON ONEZ?"
18:22 <+AnonymooseReddtr> brutal
18:23 <+AnonymooseReddtr> 1x network
18:23 <+AnonymooseReddtr> ...
18:23 <+AnonymooseReddtr> carrier pigeons are faster
18:23 < dragonfleas> 1x network in some rural areas of oklahoma
18:23 < estranger> can you even do calls on 1x anymore? heh
18:23 <+AnonymooseReddtr>  i think in Canada we're all standardized on GSM
18:23 < dragonfleas> nah most of the time when 1x pops up the phone doesn't work lmao
18:23 <+AnonymooseReddtr> and phones are unlocked
18:24 <+AnonymooseReddtr> so i can move phone between carriers easy
18:24 < AnimalFarmPig> most of the world standardized on GSM, with the notable exceptions of the US and Japan
18:24 < GreyKite> because dunno
18:24 < dragonfleas> Wait Japan uses CDMA?
18:24 < AnimalFarmPig> yeah
18:24 < estranger> you can get your phone unlocked in the us now for free i think? just have to ask.. still a PITA
18:24 < dragonfleas> You'd think they would be one of the first to standardize
18:24 < GreyKite> Yeah but they make you jump through hoops
18:24 <@cryptic1> AnonymooseReddtr, some of them except for carriers like koodo and that orange one whatever its call windmobile
18:24 < AnimalFarmPig> it's kind of like the metrics system
18:24 < GreyKite> although some of the carriers unlock by default now
18:24 < AnimalFarmPig> it was adopted in countries that didn't already have a decent measurement system
18:24 < dragonfleas> I wonder what a /r/sysadmin meetup would look like
18:24 < AnimalFarmPig> same with GSM
18:24 < scwizard> AnonymooseReddtr: do Canadians ever move to the us? I can't imagine why they would. It's like "hmm this is probably hell, it's really hot, everything is messed up and people get shot all the time"
18:24 < ThatOneRoadie> yeah, verizon lets you unlock but you have to call
18:24 <+AnonymooseReddtr> lol scwizard
18:25 < ThatOneRoadie> t-mobile iirc is unlocked by default now
18:25 < AnimalFarmPig> it was adopted by countries that didn't already have a decent wireless infrastructure
18:25 < estranger> dragonfleas, heh would be awesome
18:25 < ThatOneRoadie> AT&T requires 60 days of payments
18:25 < MillerBOSS> s/wind/cryptic1
18:25 <+layer-eight> [SED MillerBOSS/cryptic1] AnonymooseReddtr, some of them except for carriers like koodo and that orange one whatever its call cryptic1mobile
18:25 < ThatOneRoadie> stuff like that
18:25 <+AnonymooseReddtr> scwizard, Yes they do? all the time
18:25 < scwizard> y tho
18:25 < grumplestiltzkin> AnimalFarmPig: lots of sweat and fedoras I would imagine
18:25 < dragonfleas> estranger, i don't know man, image felda walking in and all of us screaming PFSENSE as we buy him a round of bourbon shots
18:25 <+AnonymooseReddtr>  scwizard i dunno
18:25 < estranger> sounds awesome still
18:25 < ThatOneRoadie> dragonfleas, whatever it looks like, I'll fly into it :D https://i.imgur.com/qqkQLvu.jpg
18:25 <+layer-eight> * ThatOneRoadie →  IMGUR Image → Image/jpeg → 3 years ago → 2048x1536 → ⚘ 492
18:25 <+AnonymooseReddtr> scwizard in tech some say jobs are easier to find in the US
18:25 < ThatOneRoadie> What do we want? Airplane noises! When do we want them? Neeeeeeeeeeeeeowwwwwwwww
18:25 <+AnonymooseReddtr> I don't really believe it...
18:26 <+AnonymooseReddtr> lol ThatOneRoadie
18:26 < dragonfleas> ThatOneRoadie, i wish I could get a pilots license, but I'm colorblind :(
18:26 < AnimalFarmPig> grumplestiltzkin: I'm more of a Debian man myself
18:26 <+AnonymooseReddtr> plus lots of older Canadians have retirement properties in the US
18:26 < ThatOneRoadie> dragonfleas, not a disqualifier anymore
18:26 <+AnonymooseReddtr> so they will go to Florida for the winter or whatever
18:26 < scwizard> ahh
18:26 < ThatOneRoadie> you just have to be able to identify red/green/white as displayed from the light gun in the tower
18:26 <+AnonymooseReddtr> I'm in Denver right now
18:26 < MillerBOSS> ThatOneRoadie 👉 I saw that picture before but just seeing this now, is that a snow bank behind you on the right?
18:26 < dragonfleas> ThatOneRoadie, wait really? all the documentation online stated that to get a license you have to get a doctors writeoff and approval from the FAA to fly
18:27 < ThatOneRoadie> you have to get a doc's writeoff anyways every 5 years :D
18:27 < ThatOneRoadie> MillerBOSS, yeah, it's a snowbank. I think that pic was in marchish a few years back
18:27 < dragonfleas> is that your plane? or a club or rentals?
18:27 < ThatOneRoadie> rental
18:27 < ThatOneRoadie> if it flies, floats, or fucks, it's cheaper to rent
18:27 < dragonfleas> true
18:27 <+AnonymooseReddtr> cool plane
18:28 <+AnonymooseReddtr> lol ThatOneRoadie
18:28 < dragonfleas> i've been looking at some of those old 70's cessna's tho
18:28 <+AnonymooseReddtr> i have a supercub
18:28 < ThatOneRoadie> Did a flight from denver to pueblo and back in a 4-seat version of that plane a couple weeks ago with some friends
18:28 < felda> I'm back
18:28 < felda> did someone say pfsense while i was gone I don't want to scroll back up
18:28 <+AnonymooseReddtr> ThatOneRoadie your in denver?
18:28 < ThatOneRoadie> ja
18:28 < ThatOneRoadie> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQRE3K05WYU
18:28 <+layer-eight> * ThatOneRoadie →  YouTube → Time Lapse - KPUB to KAPA, 2 Jun 2018 → ⚘ 8 ↑ 0 ↓ 0 ✍ 0
18:28 < ThatOneRoadie> AnonymooseReddtr, I want a carbon cub sooo bad
18:28 < scwizard> i'm still sleepy
18:28 < ThatOneRoadie> or a Long-EZ
18:28 < dragonfleas> felda, yeah we did, we were talking about a /r/sysadmin meetup where we scream pfsense when you walk in and buy you shots
18:28 < ThatOneRoadie> but I don't have the money at the moment
18:28 < ThatOneRoadie> just bought a house
18:29 <+AnonymooseReddtr> nice
18:29 < scwizard> just wrapped up a big project need to start the next one
18:29 <+AnonymooseReddtr> i'm currently in dnever
18:29 < felda> lol
18:29 < scwizard> after lunch tho...
18:29 <+AnonymooseReddtr> but leaving soon
18:29 < felda> dragonfleas to be honest I've never actually been drunk
18:29 < AnimalFarmPig> what do you mean "we", amigo?
18:29 < felda> I don't like the taste of alcohol so I usually only have 2 or 3 drinks
18:29 < dragonfleas> felda, my god, it's our destiny
18:30 <+AnonymooseReddtr> i went to the rockies game yesterday by myself
18:30 <+AnonymooseReddtr> that was boring
18:30 < felda> look if you want to have a sysadmin meetup in the Quad Cities or Peoria I would show up
18:30 < scwizard> felda: if you ever come to austin they have titos handmade vodka here
18:30 < scwizard> which has no taste, so you'd be able to get drunk
18:30 < dragonfleas> honestly I would love a meetup with all of us, but cryptic1 would ruin the party by trying to push people out and showing them a rekt gif
18:30 <+AnonymooseReddtr> lol dragonfleas
18:30 < AnimalFarmPig> you could always just buttchug
18:30 <+AnonymooseReddtr> lol animal
18:30 < dragonfleas> lol AnonymooseReddtr
18:31 < dragonfleas> I wonder how cool it would be to be a network admin for cell providers
18:32 < dragonfleas> or a technician that goes to the top of the towers to work on them
18:32 < ThatOneRoadie> I used to do concert rigging
18:32 < ThatOneRoadie> it's kind of fun climbing on towers and stuff
18:32 < ThatOneRoadie> exhausting, and you get buns of steel
18:32 < ThatOneRoadie> but it was fun
18:33 < AnimalFarmPig> guy I play games with climbs towers
18:33 < AnimalFarmPig> pretty physical job
18:34 < ebol4> i used to work at a wisp with a bunch of tower climbing guys
18:34 < ebol4> it sounded like it sucked
18:34 < ebol4> particularly in the winter
18:35 < ebol4> but also in the summer due to all the gear you have to lug up there
18:36 < dragonfleas> I have a fear of heights
18:36 < dragonfleas> so it'd be a cool thing to conquer it
18:36 < dragonfleas> or skydiving
18:36 < JFDkthx> felda: just do what i used to do. get soju and mix it with gatorade. it has no taste, and you wont get a hangover
18:37 < felda> I'll have to try that
18:38 < JFDkthx> drink a little bit of the gatorade, pour in the soju. drink a little more, pour in more soju
18:38 < JFDkthx> you get drunker, and the drink gets stronger.
18:38 < MillerBOSS> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7I2-14y6-jM
18:38 <+layer-eight> * MillerBOSS →  YouTube → Waterboy - Water Sucks scene → ⚘ 781,415 ↑ 3,735 ↓ 138 ✍ 275
18:39 <+giant_it_burrit> cryptic1: what side of canadaia are you?
18:39 <@cryptic1> middleish
18:39 <@cryptic1> originally from bc
18:39 < JFDkthx> dontcha know eh?
18:39 <@cryptic1> now in onterrible
18:39 < grumplestiltzkin> JFDkthx: you dig soju?
18:40 <+giant_it_burrit> well thats a large provence
18:40 <+giant_it_burrit> can you be more pacific
18:40 < JFDkthx> grumplestiltzkin: fuck yeh man, we used to ruin our weekends on kettles.
18:40 < dragonfleas> felda, drink everclear shots
18:40 < dragonfleas> then 2 or 3 drinks is all you need
18:41 < grumplestiltzkin> everclear has a very clear warning label that explicitly says not to drink it straight
18:41 <+giant_it_burrit> and i have car parts that say off road use only
18:41 <+giant_it_burrit> but i still run no cats
18:42 < grumplestiltzkin> Oh, speaking of Texas vodkas, I've been really digging 'western son' a lot more than Titos, and its only $20ish for a 1.5l
18:42 < grumplestiltzkin> when in a vodka mood
18:43 < DomLS3> no cats and no mufflers is the best exhaust
18:45 <+TuxedoJack> grumplestiltzkin: Deep Eddy ain't bad at all
18:45 <+giant_it_burrit> straight pipe the bitch
18:45 <+TuxedoJack> And it doesn't hurt that the distillery is 30 minutes from my place
18:45 <+TuxedoJack> It's a nice little weekend trip
18:46 < tapoxi> anyone using gitlab ci
18:46 < JFDkthx> grumplestiltzkin: i picked up a bottle of sudgar cane vodka from st augustine in FL before i left. and it's been my fav vodka for a while now
18:46 < JFDkthx> sgar*
18:46 < JFDkthx> fuck it
18:47 < tapoxi> im super curious about the k8s/helm support
18:52 < corn266> is there a way I can purge a lost+found folder? Could I just `sudo rm -rf lost+found` ?
18:54 < tapoxi> corn266: yeah
18:54 < tapoxi> make sure it doesnt have anything you want tho
18:56 < L3gacy> taco taco nacho burrito
18:56 < corn266> I figured that's where I sent things to die in the first place
18:56 < corn266> L3gacy, this is an english only channel
18:59 < rpifan> Hunterkll, ive got an idea
18:59 < DomLS3> giant_it_burrit: my vette is straight piped
18:59 < L3gacy> corn266: privent, ti cyka blyat.  Kak tibye ni stedna?
19:00  * L3gacy shimmmies acros the dance floor, in his Kossack uniform
19:00 < JollyRgrs> shoh: i heard you were back
19:01 < L3gacy> JollyRgrs: You need vodka?  Ya prinose vodka na tibye
19:01 < JollyRgrs> too bad, i was hoping you had died gone to england
19:01 < JollyRgrs> /kick L3gacy ENGLISH! DO YOU SPEAK IT?!?! SAY THAT ONE MORE TIME!
19:01 < L3gacy> Eta vodka ochyn hadasho :)
19:01 < L3gacy> Hey
19:02 < L3gacy> My first language IS Russian
19:02 < L3gacy> second is english
19:02 < JollyRgrs> i didn't ask what your first language was
19:02 < L3gacy> Third is Latin, fourth SOME mandarin
19:02 < DomLS3> JollyRgrs: technically, the rules don't say english only
19:02 < JollyRgrs> DomLS3: the rules technically don't say to kick DomLS3
19:02  * L3gacy slides DomLS3 a avacado aoli BLT
19:02 < DomLS3> JollyRgrs: but it happens all the time
19:02 < JollyRgrs> you catch on quick
19:02 < JollyRgrs> good boy
19:02 < L3gacy> Woof!
19:03 < DomLS3> JollyRgrs y puto
19:03 < DomLS3> send bobs and vagene
19:04 < L3gacy> Ya hachoo kupeet vodka
19:04 < L3gacy> I need a Cyrillic keyboard
19:06 < Hatter> what am I supposed to do for the next four freakin hours
19:06 < Hatter> how do you guys manage to fill your day
19:06 < L3gacy> I drink, curse, and sometimes eat donuts while working remotely
19:06 < L3gacy> Sometimes, I go to the bathroom
19:09 < shoh> JollyRgrs:
19:09 < shoh> I am english
19:09 < shoh> you fucking pleb
19:10 < shoh> cryptic1 +v me pls
19:10 < shoh> I am vip
19:10 < admiralspark> who tf is this guy
19:10 < BronzeEagle> I completely support shoh move for power
19:10 <@cryptic1> admiralspark, your new leader
19:10 < BronzeEagle> shoh's*
19:10 < Hatter> admiralspark: some loud mouth jerk
19:10 < shoh> cryptic1 op me pls
19:11 < shoh> I need to deal with a pest
19:11 <@cryptic1> my controls are broken
19:11 < BronzeEagle> shoh for president
19:11 <@cryptic1> JollyRgrs, removed them
19:11 <@cryptic1> too many drunk weekends
19:11 < shoh> lies
19:11 < shoh> 2 scared
19:11 < Hatter> shoh: that would be a BIG mistake
19:11  * cryptic1 shrugs
19:11 < shoh> for you
19:11 < Hatter> notice how I capitalized big
19:11 < coderphive> tbh
19:12 < shoh> is it because you are BIG
19:12 < Hatter> I'm rather thin
19:12  * L3gacy noms popping corns
19:12 < coderphive> There is a rule that says "kick coderphive once a day" but I don't see that shit being enforced
19:12 < shoh> op me and I'll enforce
19:12 < coderphive> pfff
19:12 < coderphive> This isn't a democracy
19:12 < Hatter> shoh: why don't you drop this shoddy attempt at a toughguy act
19:13 < Hatter> it's getting a bit tired
19:13 < Hatter> maybe it's just me
19:13 < shoh> I see how it is
19:13 < shoh> this is what I get
19:13 < shoh> the returning hero
19:13 < shoh> who single handedly rid this place of GeekDrew
19:13 < L3gacy> This is a Theological Monorchic Dictatorship under his royal highness, the esteemed systems operator, administrator of the machine of justice, cryptic1 .
19:14 < Hatter> Who is GeekDrew?
19:14 < coderphive> me
19:14 < shoh> Long long ago
19:14 < shoh> in a distant land
19:14 < shoh> there was an op named geekdrew
19:14 <@cryptic1> shoh most of these guys are too new
19:14 < shoh> he ruled this place with an iron fist
19:14 < shoh> mention .local? kick
19:14 < shoh> call someone a retard? maybe a ban
19:14 < Hatter> shoh: but you want to get rid of me too, I'm not sure you're a good judge of character
19:14 < shoh> btw Hatter you're a retard
19:14 < coderphive> cryptic1 who you callin newb
19:14 < Hatter> let's get this geekdrew in here
19:14 < Hatter> I want to hear his side
19:15 <@cryptic1> that was like 5+ years ago
19:15 < shoh> He'll probably block/ban you if you mention me to him
19:15 < shoh> aint gonna lie
19:15 < Hatter> he wouldn't dare
19:15 < coderphive> cryptic1 so he's basically in a nursing home now
19:15 <@cryptic1> uhh yeah he would
19:15 < coderphive> k
19:15 < shoh> It's why ##systemoperators exists?
19:15 <@cryptic1> he hates shoh so bad
19:15 < Hatter> cryptic1: what if I explain to him who I am first
19:15 < shoh> or whatever that chan is called
19:15 < shoh> what is that chan called
19:15 < shoh> p sure it's invite only too
19:16 <@cryptic1> its not invite only
19:16 < Hatter> aw shucks
19:16 < Hatter> >geekdrew< Oh hello, I'm Hatter. Would you mind joining #reddit-sysadmin for a minute, your name has come up
19:16 < Hatter> -Notice- {from GeekDrew} GeekDrew is currently away
19:16 <@cryptic1> hatter is blacklisted
19:16 < Hatter> from what
19:16 < shoh> what a spergie thing to do
19:16 < shoh> PLEASE SIR
19:16 < shoh> WOULD YOU PLEASE JOIN
19:16 < shoh> SOMEONE SAID YOUR NAME
19:16 < Hatter> there's no harm in being polite
19:16 < Hatter> you might try it
19:17 < shoh> "oh hello" like you bumped into him
19:17 < JollyRgrs> shoh: i was saying it like if you died and went to hell... i guess you're already there :P
19:17 < Hatter> that's just how I talk
19:17 < shoh> talking and typing are separate things
19:17 < Hatter> well they're pretty close for me
19:17 < shoh> Oh excuse me, m'lady *tips fedora*
19:18 < L3gacy> It's a Trilby
19:18 < shoh> It appears your name has come up
19:18 < shoh> would you mind just joining this chan
19:18 < shoh> *licks dorito dust off of fingers*
19:18 < Hatter> shoh: how would your message have gone?
19:18 < shoh> My message to geekdrew?
19:18 < coderphive> This chat makes me want a lobotomy
19:18 < coderphive> currently anyway
19:18 < felda> shoh what the fuck are you doing in here?
19:18 < shoh> it went like this
19:18 < shoh> actually
19:18 < shoh> [18:16] *geekdrew* how's it going my guy [18:16] -GeekDrew- GeekDrew is currently away
19:19 < Hatter> I don't talk in memes
19:19 < Hatter> I think that's a big problem with todays youth
19:19 < shoh> cryptic1 whats the word to get felda kicked?
19:19 < Hatter> excessive use of memes in conversation are like an alternative to having a real personality
19:19 < coderphive> The... Youth of the nation?
19:19 < JollyRgrs> felda: scared he'll take your spot back?
19:19 <@Code_Man65> shoh:  pfsense
19:19 < felda> shoh shouldn't you be in Parliment touching little kiddies or something?
19:19 < shoh> pfsense
19:19 < felda> lmao
19:19 < JollyRgrs> shoh: you gotta say it backwards though
19:20 < JollyRgrs> esnesfp
19:20 < shoh> I know who that kicks
19:20 < shoh> I just want felda kicked
19:20 < felda> shoh probably should be in Trumps fun camps
19:20 < shoh> dunno who DomLS3 is, probably some bowlcut
19:20 < JollyRgrs> oh, so you've been idling in here, eh?
19:20 < JollyRgrs> yeah, a bowlcut for sure
19:20 < vinrock> any you guys use samsung flow on win10
19:20 < shoh> nah, it happens every time I drop in
19:20 < JollyRgrs> vinrock: why would i use samsung ANYTHING on win10?
19:20 < coderphive> bowlcut
19:20 < shoh> ravioli hai bb
19:20 < coderphive> lmao
19:21 < shoh> ravioli still sucking da cock?
19:21 < vinrock> it lets you mirror the screen, text, etc on your lappy
19:21 < JollyRgrs> shoh: he got a promotion
19:21 < shoh> Just like minority report
19:21 < Hatter> shoh: say only nice things for the next 10 minutes, it's a challenge
19:21 < JollyRgrs> now it isn't just any cock, it's whale cock
19:21 < shoh> Sure Hatter
19:21 < Hatter> shoh: and don't try to twist something seemingly nice into an insult
19:21 < shoh> I'm really glad you haven't let your aspergers and autism get in the way of your life :-)
19:22 < Hatter> see you just did it
19:22 < shoh> You can do it!
19:22 < coderphive> lmao
19:22 < Hatter> isn't being predictable awful?
19:22 < Hatter> to me, that's one of the worst things
19:22 < shoh> I'm sure that even though you're a virgin now, you can find a waifu at some point :-)
19:22 < shoh> I'm using smiley faces to convey a safe space
19:22 < felda> lmao
19:22 < JollyRgrs> Hatter: jackie chan and chris tucker in a comedy film is predictable, yet totally hilarious and worth every minut of watching
19:22 < felda> shoh is probably a Tankie does it matter?
19:22 < coderphive> This is like watching two bots go at it
19:22 < coderphive> but trained in opposite ML algo's
19:23 < shoh> The fuck is a tankie
19:23 < Hatter> JollyRgrs: I originally thought Nip/Tuck was the latest Chan/Tucker film
19:23 < JollyRgrs> i was about to ask the same thing
19:23 < shoh> Oh just looked it up
19:23 < felda> shoh do you even politics?
19:23 < shoh> nah I aint a commie
19:23 < shoh> soz
19:23 < Hatter> sorry that was racist
19:23 < coderphive> tankle sounds naughty
19:23 < JollyRgrs> shoh: what is it? oh... like a panzer tank?
19:23 < coderphive> I'm gonna call my wife that when I get home
19:23 < shoh> nah
19:23 < felda> rofl
19:23 < shoh> it's like
19:23 < shoh> when someones like
19:23 < JollyRgrs> i mean, you could be an M1 Abrams
19:23 < shoh> "communism would work"
19:23 < shoh> ect
19:23 < coderphive> JollyRgrs it is 2018
19:24 < felda> a stalin apologist
19:24 < shoh> Communist SJW basically
19:24 < JollyRgrs> i dunno what the new tanks are, coderphive
19:24 < felda> nah shoh is far more sinister than that
19:24 < shoh> oh?
19:24 < shoh> is it like
19:24 < felda> shoh actually voted for brexit
19:24 < JollyRgrs> i jsut remember the game i played on PC in the early/mid 90s
19:24 < coderphive> JollyRgrs I meant you can be whatever you wanna be now
19:24 < JollyRgrs> oh, duh
19:24 < shoh> "Stalin did nothing wrong even though he wiped out millions of people"
19:24 < coderphive> tbh I identify as Duke Nukem
19:24 < shoh> nah actually I didn't vote felda
19:24 < JollyRgrs> he can't vote
19:24 < shoh> wasn't registered at the time
19:24 < shoh> coz I moved recently before it
19:24 < JollyRgrs> he's a convicted felon and rapist
19:24 < grumplestiltzkin> s/duke nukem/a meat popsicle
19:24 < shoh> you gotta be registered in your county
19:24 < felda> JollyRgrs actually that's only an american thing
19:24 < JollyRgrs> felda: shhhh
19:25 < shoh> so I'd have to travel 2 hours to vote at the time
19:25 < JollyRgrs> shoh doesn't know that
19:25 < felda> America is the only shithole that removes rights from its citizens lmao
19:25 < shoh> and tbh brexit doesn't mean that much to me
19:25 < coderphive> shoh do you live in the shire?
19:25 < felda> > Economy down
19:25 < shoh> used to
19:25 < shoh> legit used to end in shire
19:25 < felda> > Brexit definitely doesn't hurt me
19:25 < JollyRgrs> felda: well, AUS can't remove voting rights from felons b/c they all used to be
19:25 < coderphive> lmao
19:25 < felda> LOL
19:25 <@cryptic1> heh
19:25 < shoh> I aint saying it doesn't hurt me
19:25 < shoh> just that it doesn't mean much to me
19:25 <@cryptic1> aint is such an american thing to say
19:25 < shoh> tbh, I still don't think it's going to happen
19:25 < shoh> a lot of delays
19:26 < JollyRgrs> what hurts me more is that cryptic1's president can't be friends with my president anymore
19:26 <@cryptic1> are you really from the UK?
19:26 < shoh> aint is such a *english language* thing to say
19:26 <+AnonymooseReddtr> JollyRgrs we don't have a president
19:26 < shoh> YEEHAW LADS
19:26 < felda> shoh isn't it law like you gotta follow the rules my dude
19:26 < JollyRgrs> i bet shoh says y'all, too
19:26 < shoh> LETS GET THE ROPE OUT
19:26 < shoh> now I sound like I'm from the south
19:26 < coderphive> jesus
19:26 < JollyRgrs> and i bet he calls that round-ball sport, Soccer
19:26 <@cryptic1> president of canada LOL
19:26 < JollyRgrs> :P
19:26 < shoh> is that like boards of canada?
19:26 < coderphive> The president of canada is actually Ms Buttersworth
19:26 < shoh> in anycase
19:26 < shoh> ball round
19:26 < shoh> you kick it
19:27 < JollyRgrs> cryptic1: sorry, i forgot he's Duke of Canadia under her majesty
19:27 < shoh> football
19:27 < shoh> ball egg shaped
19:27 < shoh> you carry it
19:27 < shoh> handegg
19:27 < coderphive> This sounds like quidditch
19:27 < felda> shoh can't vote because he spent all his money on anime figurines
19:27 < JollyRgrs> why not footround?
19:27 < shoh> pretty sure you're the weeabo felda?
19:27 < felda> you think I make enough money to be a weeb?
19:27 < felda> I still live in the corn my dude
19:27 < Hatter> felda: don't respond, he's just trying to hurt your feelings
19:28 < shoh> Is your sister still bang tidy?
19:28 < coderphive> Hatter felda actually has no feelings
19:28 < coderphive> true story
19:28 < coderphive> true story
19:28 < felda> she got her shit together so yee?
19:28 < shoh> cool, will hit her up on facebook
19:28 < Hatter> what does bang tidy mean
19:28 < shoh> google it
19:28 < coderphive> oh wow
19:28 < Hatter> I'm in the workplace
19:28 < felda> shoh you can move in together with her and my parents wewlad
19:29 < shoh> why are you on a nsfw chan then
19:29 < shoh> clearly says at the top
19:29 < JollyRgrs> shoh: you can then have sex on felda's old bed
19:29 < shoh> sniff the neckbeard sweat off the pillow
19:29 < shoh> mmmm
19:29 < felda> the beds padding is made with cat fur  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
19:29 < coderphive> JollyRgrs call it what it is, a childhood bed
19:29 < Hatter> shoh: Everyone was perfectly well behaved and mannered before you joined
19:29 < JollyRgrs> coderphive: but he lived in it during adulthood, as well
19:30 < felda> shoh you still a desk slave?
19:30 < JollyRgrs> Hatter: he's not stupid, he knows that's a lie
19:30 < JollyRgrs> he doesn't even need Maury to tell him that
19:31 < coderphive> I'm going to eat whataburger
19:31 < coderphive> I hope a nuke hits the earth while I'm gone
19:31 <+AnonymooseReddtr> lol coderphive
19:31 < shoh> Not been a desk slave for years felda
19:31 <+AnonymooseReddtr> i think i may go and have some smashburger
19:31 < coderphive> ooo
19:31 < coderphive> Smash is dope tho
19:32 < coderphive> I ate that the other day tho
19:32 < AnimalFarmPig> <3 smashburger
19:32 < coderphive> so I need some trash food
19:32 <+AnonymooseReddtr> coderphive where r u
19:32 < coderphive> Dallas
19:32 <+AnonymooseReddtr> nice
19:32 < coderphive> You?
19:32 < coderphive> Obv South
19:38 < shoh> Pretty glad Hatter has shut up
19:39 < abakedapplepie> well now he wont
19:39 < abakedapplepie> good job
19:41 < Hatter> abakedapplepie: oh now you're joining in?
19:42 < Nightcinder> can server 08 r2 only go to 32GB of RAM or something?
19:42 < Nightcinder> i just gave this server 96GB and it still shows 32GB
19:42 < pcspkr> wouldn't surprise me if standard did
19:42 < pcspkr> or needs 2 sockets
19:43 < abakedapplepie> r2 standard is max 32gb
19:43 < abakedapplepie> enterprise is 2tb
19:43 < abakedapplepie> upgrade to ent
19:43 < abakedapplepie> :)
19:43 < Nightcinder> Sigh.
19:43 < abakedapplepie> or, you know, give it a 500gb pagefile lol
19:45 < Nightcinder> i have licenses for 2016
19:45 < sideup66> Let us all rise
19:45 < Nightcinder> but i just don't think i can reasonably migrate my db server from 08 r2 to 2016
19:45 < sideup66> And praise his holiness http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/935/531/82c.png
19:45 <+layer-eight> * sideup66 →  IMAGE/PNG Document, 299,699 bytes
19:45 < shoh> Dear Mr Hatter, I ignored you because you've demonstrated multiple times you don't really understand the crypto world or the hows and whys of things behind the silicon. I've played in the crypto world for over 5 years, and just because it's relevant to the supply/demand talk: I hold a B.S. in Economics from A&M so I know a think or two about S/D curves.
19:46 < pcspkr> Nightcinder: in-place upgrade
19:46 < pcspkr> lmao
19:46 < shoh> Crypto specifically has a short boom time, and a period of extended bust, AMD/nvidia isn't going to crank production and risk that much money on something as unpredictable as crypto. Because more than once we've seen how everyone dumps their cards when the price crashes.
19:46 < Nightcinder> pcspkr: pls
19:46 < shoh>   Either company could snap their fingers tomorrow and say "we are boosting GPU production by 1000%", you wouldn't see any difference in prices for a long while just because the foundries where the chips are made are probably already at max capacity servicing not just AMD as a client, contracts made years ago for how many, what time, and when they are to be made.
19:46 < sideup66> Woah wtf
19:46 < felda> shoh+++++++++++++++++++++++++++
19:46 < shoh> Maybe they should just build a new fab then? That will be 4 Billion and a few years just to get up and running. The supply (or lack thereof) and the risk associated with holding it are the reason it's a repeat of the GPU rush we saw years ago.
19:46 < Hatter> that seems fair
19:47 <+giant_it_burrit> shoh where did you copy paste that from
19:47 < sideup66> felda: praise be to stallman.
19:48 < sideup66> For his utilities are good.
19:48 < shoh> giant_it_burrit you'll never get my top memes
19:48 <+giant_it_burrit> because they are too low brow for me
19:48 < shoh> Nah
19:48 < shoh> not monobrow enough
19:49 <+giant_it_burrit> i cant grow facial hair so am confused
19:49 < shoh> not even eyebrows?
19:49 < Hatter> giant_it_burrit:  I have a hard time with that too
19:51 < ebol4> can anyone here explain what puppet's certificates are doing exactly
19:52 < ebol4> like what are the certificates used for
19:52 < alazare619> goodbye esxi
19:52 < alazare619> hello old friend xen
19:52 < alazare619> with a sex change to xcp-ng
19:57 < pcspkr> lol xen
19:57 < pcspkr> now there's a has-been
20:00 < ebol4> nevermind i figured it out
20:00 < pcspkr> dey magic maannnn
20:03 < coderphive> ebol4 authentication
20:03 <@cryptic1> Hatter, no reply?
20:03 <@cryptic1> i am disappoint
20:04 < Hatter> cryptic1: I'm VERY busy here
20:04 < Hatter> reply to what?
20:04 <@cryptic1> Hatter, got shohed up
20:04 <@cryptic1> Hatter, the dear mr hatter comments
20:04 <@cryptic1> scroll up
20:04 < Hatter> oh I replied
20:04 < Hatter> .:Hatter:. that seems fair
20:05 <@cryptic1> oh i missed it
20:05 < Hatter> shoh doesn't even have a cool vhost
20:05 < Hatter> is he even good at irc?
20:05 < Hatter> so far, I'm not so impressed
20:05 < coderphive> ooo
20:05 < coderphive> troll level 1
20:05 < coderphive> Also
20:05 < coderphive> I asked specifically for no mustard on my burger
20:05 < coderphive> wtf
20:06 < Heresiarch> coderphive: mustard is good for the soul. Your burger maker is just watching out for you.
20:07 <+giant_it_burrit> cryptic1: you never answered about where in provence you are
20:07 < coderphive> He lives among the eskimos
20:08 < coderphive> and tbh if you keep asking, the royal mounted police are coming after you atop their meese
20:11 < McDonaldsWiFi> lol meese
20:11 < dragonfleas> i have heat rash on my face
20:11 <@Code_Man65> coderphive:  Not quebec
20:11 < dragonfleas> wtf
20:12 < coderphive> honestly I'd like to ride a meese
20:12 < coderphive> maybe even without a saddle
20:12 < coderphive> just free-meesin across the canadian country side
20:13 < genr8_> has anyone ever ridden one ?
20:13 < bvierra> anyone know a way to mass configure chromecast?
20:13 < bvierra> ie we have hundreds to do
20:13 < coderphive> Google Apps
20:13 < bvierra> looking for a way to bulk push settings to them
20:14 <@cryptic1> giant_it_burrit, between windsor and toronto
20:14 < genr8_> bvierra: do you know how to do it on one ?
20:14 < coderphive> cryptic1 isn't that where Trailer Park Boys is filmed?
20:14 < bvierra> yea, I am hoping for a programatic way though
20:14 <@cryptic1> no thats on the east coast
20:14 < coderphive> o
20:15 <@cryptic1> I am from the west coast
20:15 < genr8_> Program it. are you a programmer ?
20:15 < genr8_> i doubt anyone has done that and you can be the first to do it
20:16 < felda> cryptic1 was born to two lovely moose who raised him until he was 16
20:16 < McDonaldsWiFi> thsoe moose identify as elk, you will be fined
20:17 < McDonaldsWiFi> this is Canada my sir
20:17 < coderphive> tbh you're both getting fined because they're mese
20:18 < coderphive> meese*
20:18 < coderphive> mese is espanol
20:18 <@cryptic1> there is no place like igloo
20:18 < silentfury-s4pro> we're so not igloo in summer
20:19 < coderphive> Justin Trudeaux just passed the Meese Protection Act which gives meese equal protection under the law and subsequently also further silos the Maple Syrup Industry
20:21 < mcj> this user just came in here flinging shit bc i dont have a solidworks license i can pull out of my ass
20:22 < alazare619> mcj: litteral poo?
20:22 < mcj> yeah poo literally on the walls
20:22 < alazare619> like a big ole pile of 💩
20:22 < mcj> big ass dooks everywhere
20:23 < coderphive> woah irc supports emojis now?
20:23 < alazare619> thats pretty epic
20:23 < coderphive> wow TIL
20:23 < mcj> emoji are unicode bro
20:23 < mcj> ur terminal supports emoji
20:23 < alazare619> only if you are on an updated client
20:23 < coderphive> yeah, I just didn't know irc supported them
20:23 < coderphive> never connected the dots
20:23 <@cryptic1> i do not see the emoji
20:23 < mcj> lol linux user
20:23 < mcj> found em
20:24 < coderphive> I'm on linux newb
20:24 <@cryptic1> only irc numbs using mIRC see emojis
20:24 < mcj> im in irssi n i see emoji
20:24 < mcj> i see dead emoji
20:24 < mcj> https://i.imgur.com/qGduc8y.png
20:24 <+layer-eight> * mcj →  IMGUR Image → Image/png → a few seconds ago → 1804x1278 → ⚘ 13
20:24 <@cryptic1> mcj like your face
20:24 < mcj> look at that lil pewp guy there
20:25 < coderphive> that's not linux
20:25 < coderphive> that's clearly osx
20:25 < mcj> yeah i know i was teasing bc ur the linux user
20:25 < mcj> ....bad joke
20:25 < coderphive> fight me
20:26 < coderphive> also, I totally imagine your voice in butters voice
20:26 < mcj> what about now
20:26 < coderphive> yes, still
20:26 < mcj> cute
20:26 < Hatter> mcj: what's #casino
20:27 < mcj> irc blackjack channel
20:27 < Hatter> for bitcoin?
20:27 < mcj> no for funny money
20:27 < mcj> the dealers a cheat
20:27 < Hatter> but blackjack isn't fun without money
20:27 < mcj> i'll tell u that much :p
20:27 < Hatter> why don't you just play go fish or something
20:27 < Hatter> or old maid
20:28 < mcj> hey man anything can be bitcoin
20:28 < coderphive> 💩'
20:28 < mcj> i just have to assign it value
20:28 < Hatter> what
20:28 < Hatter> harsh
20:28 < McDonaldsWiFi> my weechat is broken
20:28 < AnimalFarmPig> I would rather see high stakes #donger matches
20:28 < McDonaldsWiFi> thanks coder -.-
20:28 < McDonaldsWiFi> xD
20:29 < Hatter> AnimalFarmPig: stakes always add to the excitement
20:29 < coderphive> killdash9 bot triggered
20:29 < McDonaldsWiFi> who did it
20:29 < Hatter> AnimalFarmPig: maybe the loser gets banned here for an hour, or they have to '/nick AssFace' for a day
20:29 < McDonaldsWiFi> who did the first emoji and made my weechat have a stroke
20:29 < Hatter> feel free to use eithe rof those suggestions
20:29 < coderphive> 💩
20:29 < McDonaldsWiFi> damit
20:29 < mcj> McDonaldsWiFi: what terminual u using bro
20:29 < mcj> stop using screen
20:29 < McDonaldsWiFi> putty cause im basic
20:29 < mcj> switch to the MUX
20:29 < McDonaldsWiFi> and screen
20:29 < AnimalFarmPig> Hatter: loser has to set themselves on fire
20:29 < McDonaldsWiFi> putty to screen
20:30 < scwizard> hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm https://i.imgur.com/Kkyg9yX.png
20:30 <+layer-eight> * scwizard →  IMGUR Image → Image/png → a few seconds ago → 796x498 → ⚘ 2
20:30 < McDonaldsWiFi> mcj: hey man get off my screen
20:30 < scwizard> at least this means we're getting our money's worth?
20:30 < mcj> lmao b7
20:30 < McDonaldsWiFi> maybe i love it when it stokes out due to emojis
20:30 < McDonaldsWiFi> YOU DONT KNOW ME
20:31 < abakedapplepie> what is wrong with emojis lol
20:31 < McDonaldsWiFi> they make my terminal pissy
20:31 <@killdash9> they can fuck up terms.
20:31 < McDonaldsWiFi> im just being stupid, i don't really care xD
20:31 < abakedapplepie> sounds like a user error to me
20:32 < McDonaldsWiFi> rekt
20:32 < Hatter> I just see a little rectangle
20:32 < Hatter> what is it meant to be?
20:32 < AnimalFarmPig> file a bug with in your terminal's bug tracker
20:32 <@killdash9> or user stuck using what is availble to get here.
20:32 < abakedapplepie> a poop
20:32 < Heresiarch> scwizard: ...probably not (if you're largely stuck at 0 cpu credit balance)
20:32 < McDonaldsWiFi> what terms can handle emojis properly anyawys
20:32 < coderphive> WELL
20:32 < McDonaldsWiFi> besides hexchat, no one likes hexchat
20:32 < scwizard> Heresiarch: well... it's not stuck there, it's starting to recover
20:32 < coderphive> There's some exponential backoff to that script
20:32 < Hatter> coderphive: try one more, I want to test
20:32 < AnimalFarmPig> quassel handles emojis fine
20:33 < McDonaldsWiFi> Hatter: ffftttt
20:33 < Heresiarch> scwizard: still having queue issues?
20:33 < scwizard> not anymore
20:33 < coderphive> Nah, the killdash9 function is warmed now
20:33 < coderphive> Gotta wait til it goes cold
20:33 < scwizard> about to declare the queue thingy done today
20:33 < Heresiarch> scwizard: no more fargate?
20:33 < scwizard> and move on to demo sites
20:33 < scwizard> yeah no more fargate
20:33 < mcj> any terminals that use unicode properly
20:33 < mcj> screen doesn't support it for whatever reason, use tmux
20:33 < scwizard> how I have thing set up is small ec2 instances that run a single docker image
20:33 < coderphive> mcj Terminator
20:34 < Heresiarch> scwizard: ...
20:34 < scwizard> it's a pusion/baseimage though so it has multiple processes
20:34 < scwizard> it works way better than fargate
20:34 < Heresiarch> scwizard: ...k.
20:34 < mcj> the best emoji font is on macOS though
20:34 < scwizard> and doesn't have the complications of proper container orcehestration
20:34 < Heresiarch> you do you, fam.
20:34 < AnimalFarmPig> kitty on windows displays emojis properly
20:34 < scwizard> yeah most ppl don't like my plan and think i should use k8s
20:34 < coderphive> Complications of container orchestration?
20:34 < mcj> jesus i started this download of FFXI when i arrived at work and it's only 54% done updating
20:35 < scwizard> but i think it's nice, it work well and is simple
20:35 < coderphive> You mean setting up normal infrastructure
20:35 < scwizard> sure you're not maxing your resource utilization but
20:35 < mcj> square enix servers suck
20:35 < felda> worked on my first Mac over the weekend
20:35 < felda> that was something special
20:35 < coderphive> felda how many times did you vomit?
20:35 < scwizard> coderphive: there's no such thing as a "normal infrastructure"
20:35 < felda> once
20:35 < coderphive> scwizard oh okay
20:35 < scwizard> everyone has different needs and use cases
20:35  * Heresiarch gets popcorn
20:35 < scwizard> in this case, it's best for the company that things are simple
20:36 < felda> mcj > not playing FFXIV
20:36 < scwizard> k8s is not so simple
20:36 < mcj> felda: idk why i was craving the old stuff
20:36 < coderphive> My next meeting isn't for an hour
20:36 < mcj> i do really love ffxiv though
20:36 < coderphive> so I can totally sit through this
20:36 < Heresiarch> layering a multi-process container onto low-end ec2 instances. "Simple".
20:36 < scwizard> ? how is that complicated
20:36 < coderphive> What about k8s is hard?
20:37 < scwizard> the AMI pulls and runs an image based on the instance tag
20:37 < Hatter> scwizard: he's just trying to scare you
20:37 < Heresiarch> scwizard: ...which I presume is generated on each new rev of code pushed to production.
20:38 < scwizard> Heresiarch: the AMI? no
20:38 < AnimalFarmPig> why even bother with the container? Why not just run bare metal?
20:38 < coderphive> You have a KVP store, three applications, and a required CA plus a join process. Which of those confused you?
20:38 < scwizard> AnimalFarmPig: future proofing mainly
20:38 < Heresiarch> AnimalFarmPig: ssssshhhh. He's on a "new shiny!" kick.
20:38 < scwizard> there's a lot of other reasons too
20:38 < corn266> Can anyone recommend a better one of these: https://www.amazon.com/Monoprice-102995-Sharing-Switch-Adapter/dp/B001TKY94S/
20:38 < AnimalFarmPig> I find boring to be more future proof than the new shit
20:38  * coderphive watches as his question is evaded
20:39 < scwizard> coderphive: k8s has a lot of features and moving parts
20:39  * Heresiarch hands coderphive the bucket of popcorn
20:39  * coderphive eats popcorn
20:39 < coderphive> Go on
20:39 < scwizard> so it's complicated
20:39  * AnimalFarmPig passes the artificial butter flavor seasoning
20:39 < coderphive> oh
20:39 < corn266> well it all started when he was born
20:40 < scwizard> you asked what about k8s was complicated that's my answer
20:40  * coderphive keeps sprinkling artificial butter
20:40 < coderphive> so... the feature list?
20:40 < JFDkthx> felda: played anything good lately.
20:41 < scwizard> yeah whenever I read the docs I get a headache
20:41 < scwizard> there's a lot there to learn
20:41 < scwizard> like come on, is it really so crazy to say that kubernetes has a steep learning curve?
20:41 < felda> Just Cause 3 is a lot of fun
20:41 < coderphive> the API docs?
20:41 < silentfury-s4pro> i've been playing the Turing Test
20:41 < felda> obviously because it is Just Cause it is a bit repetitive
20:41 < coderphive> tbh, k8s hardly has any features of it's own
20:42 < coderphive> They're all derivative of something else
20:42 < coderphive> If you know the underlying tech then you know the feature set k8s supports for it
20:42 < coderphive> hence my question about knowing normal infra
20:44 < coderphive> k8s puts a big red highlighter over people who don't understand how networking works, people that thought they knew Docker because they could docker-compose up, or near-side/far-side service discovery
20:44 < coderphive> The tool isn't the problem
20:45 < coderphive> I'm not trying to isolate you either, but saying it's too complicated because it supports all the things you need in order to run a distributed system is far from the truth
20:45 < coderphive> and that's what people have been blogging about constantly
20:45 < JFDkthx> felda: yeah, as much as i enjoyed fucking shit up in jc2 its terribly shallow.
20:45 < coderphive> so it's worth knocking down
20:46 < felda> JFDkthx JC3 + All DLC for $7.50 isn't a bad deal to be honest
20:46 < dragonfleas> hey can anyone else access https://www838983777483883392938484737288393.hp.load.site-support-load.balancing.hpe-support.net/enterprise/ ?
20:46 < JFDkthx> felda: from the summer sale?
20:46 < felda> yeah
20:46 < Hatter> dragonfleas: nice try
20:46 < JFDkthx> mmm
20:47 < JFDkthx> is it MP?
20:47 < dragonfleas> Hatter, lmao
20:47 < felda> JFDkthx not officially
20:47 < felda> it does have a community made multiplayer DLC
20:47 < felda> but no not story multiplayer
20:47 < dragonfleas> how is the summer sale? anything good
20:47 < felda> and they said the same about Just Cause 4 as well
20:47 <+giant_it_burrit> nah
20:47 <+giant_it_burrit> i miss flash sales
20:47 < silentfury-s4pro> lots of things on sale.
20:47 < coderphive> also
20:48 < coderphive> there is now a random C++ repo in my github
20:48 < Hatter> Are there any other good video games for sale?
20:48 < felda> JFDkthx you want Just Cause 3 XL ( has the season pass which is all the DLC) for $6.75
20:48 < silentfury-s4pro> Hatter: what type of g ames do you like?
20:48 < Hatter> silentfury-s4pro: oh lots of different kinds, usually some strategic games
20:48 < Hatter> like the total war series
20:49 < Hatter> I like nice co-op games that I can play with a lady
20:49 < coderphive> scwizard so my ultimate conclusion is; if you don't understand those things, maybe you should be using VM's instead
20:49 < coderphive> or bare-metal
20:49 < scwizard> idgi tho
20:50 < scwizard> what are the disadvantages of using docker the way I am compared to VMs?
20:50 < gnupluslinux> Did someone say put everything into containers?
20:50 < scwizard> I get the disadvantages compared to k8s, but what are the disadvantages compared to VMs
20:50 < coderphive> There's nothing wrong with VM's
20:50 < Heresiarch> scwizard: unnecessary complexity
20:50 < coderphive> Go put the shit in VM's
20:50 < gnupluslinux> Almosy by definition containers have no persistece
20:51 < scwizard> Heresiarch: it's so simple though!
20:51 < Heresiarch> scwizard: sure, as long as you can diagnose issues between the container layer and the VM.
20:51 < scwizard> coderphive: they take longer to build than docker containers
20:51 < gnupluslinux> You can map them but containers on their own are very much, trash it and spin up a new one
20:51 < corn266> gnupluslinux, Schrodenger's container
20:51 < scwizard> coderphive: if you rebuild an AMI ever code release, it lengthens the CI process
20:52 < gnupluslinux> Containers also rely on the host kernel so youre not gonna run a linux container over a windows host and vice  versa
20:52 < coderphive> wat
20:52 < coderphive> Why are you building AMI's every code release?
20:52 < coderphive> Full stop
20:53  * Heresiarch munches popcorn
20:53 < coderphive> You build the AMI your artifact runs on
20:53 < scwizard> coderphive: we're not we're building docker contianers every code release
20:53 < coderphive> You release that
20:53 < gnupluslinux> AMI?
20:53 < Heresiarch> gnupluslinux: amazon image
20:53 < coderphive> Your AMI is then configured to download the artifact
20:53 < coderphive> This is immutable infra
20:53 < scwizard> yeah i guess
20:53 < coderphive> first step to even using containers
20:53 < dragonfleas> Honestly this new version of sharepoint is so fucking weird
20:53  * gnupluslinux joins Heresiarch with his own popcorn
20:53 < AnimalFarmPig> don't even download the artifact, just mount an EFS
20:53 < coderphive> because containers are without question immutable
20:54 < Heresiarch> AnimalFarmPig: trollface.jpg
20:54 < Casteil> https://material.io/tools/theme-editor/ "Material Plugin requires macOS High Sierra (10.13) or later.
20:54 < Casteil> " fack yewwww
20:54 < AnimalFarmPig> Heresiarch: I guess it depends what you're running, but it's a valid way to do things for a lot of code
20:54 < gnupluslinux> s/this new version of//
20:54 < scwizard> is there any disadvantages other than "needless complexity" because here are some advantages:
20:54 < coderphive> scwizard the problem is you're trying to dive into containers without having practiced the underlying principles on VM's
20:54 < coderphive> VM's are much more forigiving
20:54 < scwizard> * containers more gracefully oom than ec2 instances
20:55 < Heresiarch> AnimalFarmPig: too easy for a network blip to hose the mount.
20:55 < felda> got a meeting
20:55 < scwizard> * future proofing, if we ever want to actually move to fargate or k8s
20:55 < felda> try not to break your pfsense while I'm gone
20:55 < scwizard> * more uniform development environments
20:55 < gnupluslinux> Kernel sharing, theres also some concerns about memory sharing between containers and vms
20:55 < coderphive> gnupluslinux not anymore
20:55 < AnimalFarmPig> Heresiarch: ah, yeah, if you're doing io. If you're running Python code, it (should) loads into memory once at application init and then the mount can disappear for all it's concerned
20:55 < Heresiarch> scwizard: considering that fargate didn't work out for you, this seems to be a non-argument. Also, instance + VM is just as uniform as you'd get with a container.
20:55 < coderphive> They're namespaced by default now
20:56 < gnupluslinux> coderphive finally
20:56 < scwizard> * more uniform CI environments since gitlab uses containers
20:56 < coderphive> Yeah, that was an un-sane default in CentOS I think
20:56 < scwizard> Heresiarch: ec2 instances can't run VMs mate
20:56 < coderphive> iirc
20:56 < scwizard> because they are VMs
20:56 < Heresiarch> scwizard: sorry, should have been CM.
20:57 < coderphive> What does your average container look like?
20:57 < DomLS3> hahaha so I order a business class laptop from dell through our premier account... and it ships with fucking Candy Crush on it
20:57 < scwizard> but yeah those benefits I gave, aren't they worth the tiny bit of added complexity
20:57 < scwizard> coderphive: a pusion base image running some php processes and maybe nginx
20:57 < scwizard> https://github.com/phusion/baseimage-docker
20:57 <+layer-eight> * scwizard →  GitHub → phusion → baseimage-docker → A minimal Ubuntu base image modified for Docker-friendliness → @ ~ 24 days ago → Python → ✡ 6,524 → Forks: 876 → ☹ 30
20:58 < scwizard> I don't see why I need to go all the way one day, kubernetes and everything
20:58 < coderphive> Okay, that's going to run like shit in k8s
20:58 < scwizard> or all the way the other way, completely abandonin gdocker
20:58 < Heresiarch> scwizard: most of those benefits are either irrelevant between CM+instance, or point to things that haven't worked out well for you in your testing thus far.
20:58 < scwizard> Heresiarch: it was FARGATE specifically that didn't work out in testing
20:58 < scwizard> that's amazon's fault not mine
20:58 < coderphive> Look man
20:58 < coderphive> Containers are a maturity process
20:58 < coderphive> That part is true
20:59 < coderphive> The maturity process starts in VM orchestration though
20:59 < scwizard> i still don't understand
20:59 < coderphive> If you can do service discovery, network planning, blue/green, canary in VM's then you'll nail k8s
20:59 < scwizard> what the disadvantage is compared to AMIs?
20:59 < coderphive> AMI's are VM's
20:59 < scwizard> yes i know
20:59 < coderphive> So go do AMI's
20:59 < bvierra> scwizard, containers are much more complicated to manage
20:59 < coderphive> learn how to build immutable infra
21:00 < scwizard> why? what is the big advantage i'm getting compared to containers?
21:00 < bvierra> you have virtualized networking inside of SDN
21:00 < coderphive> Those containers will fuck you sideways if you start shoving a bunch of shit in them
21:00 < scwizard> bvierra: they're not! especially the way i'm managing them
21:00 < scwizard> because i'm not doing crazy orcestration
21:00 < bvierra> scwizard, to you they are not... but the underly‌ing tech is
21:00 < bvierra> when things go bad
21:00 < gnupluslinux> ./refresh -popcorn
21:00 < coderphive> Aight
21:00 < coderphive> I'm not going to waste my time here
21:00 < scwizard> so what is going to go bad?
21:00 < scwizard> i'm so confused
21:00 < coderphive> Please spin up more than process inside that container
21:00 < coderphive> Then upload the logs
21:01 < coderphive> I want to see the batch of missing logs
21:01 < scwizard> ???
21:01 < scwizard> i'm so confused
21:01 < bvierra> coderphive, if you have more than 1 process per container you are doing it wrong
21:01 < coderphive> Ofc you are
21:01 < scwizard> pusion/baseimage logs everything to stdout
21:01 < coderphive> bvierra exactly my point
21:01 < scwizard> which then goes into the underlying systemd log of the instance
21:01 < bvierra> we runa  number of k8s clusters
21:01 < coderphive> scwizard you don't see why that's an issue?
21:01 < bvierra> which push all logs to elk
21:01 < scwizard> coderphive: no, how is it an issue, all the logs are in one place
21:02 < coderphive> In containers you don't create excess IO
21:02 < scwizard> and I can easily get them all into elk
21:02 < coderphive> you stream fella
21:02 < bvierra> cause the process pushes all output to STDOUT
21:02 < coderphive> These are things you'd learn if you had done VM's full scale
21:02 < scwizard> bvierra: it's the same here
21:02 < gnupluslinux> I run user instances in containers
21:02 < gnupluslinux> Nothing can go wrong
21:02 < bvierra> gnupluslinux, ++
21:02 < coderphive> instead of being like, "CONTAINER TIME BAE BAE"
21:03 < coderphive> But here you are bloating a container image with something like phusion to get it to do what you want it to do
21:03 < scwizard> we're all over the place
21:03 < scwizard> what is actually going to go wrong
21:03 < coderphive> The whole game of containers is to make them as small as possible
21:03 < scwizard> because people are saying something is
21:03 < scwizard> and I want to know so I can turn back now
21:03 < coderphive> Go back to VM's fam
21:03 < coderphive> You're doing it wrong
21:03 < scwizard> or else what will happen?
21:03 < scwizard> what is going to go wrong?
21:04 < coderphive> Bad things are ahead of you on current course
21:04 < scwizard> what are these bad things!
21:04 < coderphive> Mature your VM strategy THEN move to containers
21:04 < Heresiarch> scwizard: I'm not saying something's going to go wrong - I'm saying that if something does, you're going to have a harder time troubleshooting it than you otherwise would.
21:04 < scwizard> Heresiarch: what troubleshooting difficulties would I encounter?
21:04 < scwizard> could you give me an example?
21:04  * coderphive tags Heresiarch in
21:05 < corn266> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=taQYm54oBog
21:05  * coderphive begins brewing a mass of popcorn
21:05 <+layer-eight> * corn266 →  YouTube → Trapt - Headstrong → ⚘ 295,800 ↑ 2,279 ↓ 67 ✍ 183
21:05 < scwizard> like you can ssh to the instance, then docker exec into the container
21:05 < Heresiarch> scwizard: sure. You're running slow on your laravel queue processing.
21:05 < Heresiarch> scwizard: Go.
21:05 < scwizard> pretty nifty for troubleshooting
21:05 < coderphive> lmao
21:05 < scwizard> and on top of that I can look at the network statistics and etc for the instance
21:05 < coderphive> docker exec into a container
21:05 < scwizard> I can look at the logs of the queue jobs running
21:05 < coderphive> with all your troubleshooting tools?
21:06 < scwizard> what troubleshooting tool do I NOT have
21:06 < coderphive> ss
21:06 < coderphive> top
21:06 < scwizard> that I would have if I didn't use docker?
21:06 < Heresiarch> scwizard: the container seems to be fine. It's not maxing memory or CPU.
21:06 < scwizard> I have those!
21:06 < coderphive> nslookup
21:06 < coderphive> dig
21:06 < coderphive> jesus
21:06 < scwizard> I can do all those
21:06 < coderphive> why
21:06 < coderphive> wat
21:06 < scwizard> I can run them on the instance
21:06 < scwizard> top will show the processes inside docker
21:06 < coderphive> You're treating a container like a vm then
21:06 < coderphive> just go back to vm's
21:06 < coderphive> YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO HAVE MULTIPLE
21:06 < coderphive> lol
21:07 < genr8_> lol check this out https://www.linkedin.com/pulse/people-ghosting-work-its-driving-companies-crazy-chip-cutter/
21:07 < coderphive> Did you miss that?
21:07 < scwizard> I know it's not conventional but
21:07 < scwizard> I still don't understand
21:07 < genr8_> funny they caught onto that trend
21:07 < corn266> genr8_, CheckYourSix brought that up this morning haha
21:07 < scwizard> what is going to go wrong
21:07 < genr8_> haha really
21:07 < scwizard> and what troubleshooting tools I'm going to lack
21:07 < genr8_> yea its applicable i guess
21:07 < scwizard> people are saying "it's gonna be bad for you, real bad, bad things are ahead, you're going to be in big trouble"
21:07 < ebol4> linkedin blocked at werk, what is
21:07 < scwizard> but they can't say what exactly will happen
21:08 < corn266> ebol4, people getting offers and not responding or getting hired and not showing up for the first day of work
21:08 < coderphive> Containers only log pid 1
21:08 < genr8_> `a surge in professionals abruptly cutting off contact and turning silent — the type of behavior more often associated with online dating than office life.`
21:08 < coderphive> Containers are supposed to be resource constrained by default
21:08 < scwizard> coderphive: no they don't! pusion baseimage is set up to log all the pids
21:08 < scwizard> that's the entire point of that base
21:08 < scwizard> https://github.com/phusion/baseimage-docker read up on it
21:08 <+layer-eight> * scwizard →  GitHub → phusion → baseimage-docker → A minimal Ubuntu base image modified for Docker-friendliness → @ ~ 24 days ago → Python → ✡ 6,524 → Forks: 876 → ☹ 30
21:08 < coderphive> That's what makes them portable and fast
21:08 < coderphive> Dropping all those binaries and libraries makes the container even smaller
21:08 < Heresiarch> scwizard: well, one bad thing is that you're locked into the phusion image.
21:08 < ebol4> corn266: i don't understand, people are not responding to offers and companies are mad when they don't show up for work? after they didn't accept the offer?
21:08 < scwizard> https://hub.docker.com/r/phusion/baseimage/
21:09 < corn266> ebol4, those are two different scenarios
21:09 < genr8_> yeah. the hiring process is fucked./
21:09 < ebol4> OH
21:09 < ebol4> those were two different things
21:09 < coderphive> Do you man
21:09 < coderphive> You clearly understand how containers work
21:09 < coderphive> jesus
21:09 < ebol4> literally who cares at all
21:09 < corn266> yea people have started ghosting interviews, job offers, and straight up work
21:09 < ebol4> what in the world
21:09 <+CheckYourSix> Blowing off an interview is one thing. Blowing off a job you accepted is really shitty
21:10 < ebol4> why would you not go to work after accepting a new job lol
21:10 < ebol4> go through the whole interview process and then throw it away
21:10 < ebol4> why
21:10 < genr8_> arrogance
21:10 <+CheckYourSix> People get offers elsewhere and don't want to have any confrontation
21:10 <+CheckYourSix> So they just ghost
21:11 < genr8_> its kind of referring to like. the Candidates are sorta Interviewing the company
21:11 < genr8_> and maybe the company didnt meet THEIR requirements so they just diseappeared and moved on
21:11 < genr8_> like in reverse
21:11 < ebol4> welp, happens in reverse often enough
21:11 < coderphive> True
21:12 < coderphive> I don't ghost on jobs but I've ghosted interviews
21:12 < asimon> This article is wild
21:12 < coderphive> Especially when they slip in some shit right before a physical interview
21:12 < asimon> I don't think I ever even considered ghosting a company as an option
21:12 < coderphive> "This location is khakis and ties only"
21:12 < coderphive> lmao okay
21:12 < ebol4> i accidentally missed an interview once due to a timezone mix up and then the company ghosted me
21:12 < coderphive> fuck off
21:13 < officerrando> i'd never bail on an interview
21:13 < corn266> "Do we meet with customers? No? Then jeans and a tee it is"
21:13 < coderphive> yeah but you're an office rando officerrando
21:13 < genr8_> i dont have the luxury of being able to do that
21:13 < officerrando> officeR rando. ;)
21:13 < coderphive> I like my interpretation more and this is 2018
21:13 < genr8_> i feel like people who do ghost, think theyre "better than"
21:13 < coderphive> so change your nick
21:14 < coderphive> genr8_ not true
21:14 < officerrando> this is from super troopers. i'm not changing it. :)
21:14 < coderphive> I just don't waste my time on BS
21:14 < coderphive> like I clearly am not going to wear khakis to an interview
21:14 < mcj> why
21:14 < mcj> do you want the job
21:15 < coderphive> Because I write software
21:15 < mcj> that's cool dude
21:15 < mcj> in the office we wear the khakis
21:15 < officerrando> i only wear sweatpants and a wife beater. and crocs
21:15 < coderphive> why
21:15 < gnupluslinux> I havent ghosted on jobs or interviews but i have almost no sympathy for recruitera moaning about it considering the numbers who dont reply back with even a fill in the blank response
21:15 < officerrando> if they don't appreciate my brilliance, they can't have me.
21:15 < coderphive> because the man told you to mcj?
21:15 < mcj> the man pays
21:15 < mcj> that's the thing
21:15 < coderphive> no
21:16 < gnupluslinux> Theres good ones that keep you in mind but thosw tend to be personal references
21:16 < coderphive> The man comes with shitty pay and benefits, I go work for the other man
21:16 < mcj> i love my job and i wear khakis, it's chill
21:17 < coderphive> That's cool
21:17 < mcj> could use more pocket space
21:17 < asimon> This is great: “I think they have learned it from the employers,” he said. “Employers were notorious for never getting back to people, and only letting them know what was going on if it turned out they wanted them to go to the next step.”
21:17 < coderphive> I don't like people telling me to dress up when it's not necessary
21:17 < kepler> khakis is dressing up??
21:17 < coderphive> Yas
21:17 < coderphive> You should see me rn
21:17 < kepler> you poor soul
21:17 < Heresiarch> kepler: it is to a dev. ;)
21:18 < gnupluslinux> asimon that was my fav part
21:18 < coderphive> idk
21:18 < coderphive> I sympathize with what asimon said
21:18 < corn266> mcj get some chino shorts with deep pockets and dedicated phone pocket
21:18 < coderphive> never accept lower than what you absolutely want
21:18 < mcj> yeah i did that once
21:19 < mcj> and went 3 months unemplyed
21:19 < asimon> I applied to so many places that just never got back to me at all
21:19 < mcj> i'm just saying, sometimes it may not be what you want, but what you need
21:19 < asimon> Like I would have appreciated even a cookie cutter "Sorry we decided to go wit ha different candidate"
21:20 < kepler> asimon: does your resume suck?
21:20 < coderphive> Meeting time
21:20 < coderphive> peace yo's
21:21 < asimon> kepler: I thought it was pretty good, but maybe the proof is in the pudding
21:21 < asimon> It's cool though. Very happy at the one place that did actually get back to me lol
21:21 < kepler> that's what matters!
21:22 < Hatter> ugh 90 minutes
21:22 < Hatter> what to do
21:22 < ebol4> learn aws
21:23 < corn266> help me understand GANs
21:23 < Heresiarch> Hatter: take a ridiculously long shit.
21:23 < Hatter> I don't do that at work
21:23 < Hatter> I'd sooner go home
21:23 < asimon> Hatter: Count to 5400
21:23 < Hatter> hehe
21:23 < asimon> Hatter: https://www.wnyc.org/series/bored-and-brilliant
21:23 <+layer-eight> * asimon →  Bored and Brilliant | WNYC | New York Public Radio, Podcasts, Live Streaming Radio, News
21:23 < asimon> Get bored as shit
21:25 < Hatter> asimon: I got bored just reading those descriptions
21:26 < Hatter> but thanks for trying
21:26 < corn266> Here Hatter https://arxiv.org/pdf/1701.00160.pdf
21:26 <+layer-eight> * corn266 →  APPLICATION/PDF Document, 10,905,503 bytes
21:26 < asimon> that's the point lol
21:26 < Hatter> can someone check out that pdf and summarize it
21:26 < kepler> https://www.amazon.jobs
21:26 <+layer-eight> * kepler →  Amazon.jobs: Help us build Earth’s most customer-centric company.
21:28 < MillerBOSS> millerboss.com/job
21:28 < corn266> "This report summarizes the tutorial presented by the author at NIPS 2016 on generative adversarial networks (GANs). he tutorial describes: (1) Why generative modeling is a topic worth studying, (2) how generative models  work,  and  how  GANs  compare  to  other  generative  models,  (3) the details of how GANs work,  (4) research frontiers in GANs,  and (5) state-of-the-art  image  models  that  combine  GANs  with  other
21:28 < corn266> methods. Finally, the tutorial contains three exercises for readers to complete, and the solutions to these exercises."
21:28 < McDonaldsWiFi> is rkeene alive
21:28 < McDonaldsWiFi> where is rkeene
21:28 < Heresiarch> McDonaldsWiFi: he has ascended and become TCL.
21:29 < AnimalFarmPig> <gnupluslinux> I havent ghosted on jobs or interviews but i have almost no sympathy for recruitera moaning about it considering the numbers who dont reply back with even a fill in the blank response      <---- When it's obvious that a recruiter hasn't even bothered to read my resume, I don't bother sending a response. It's basically spam.
21:30 < AnimalFarmPig> do you send a "Thank you for your offer, but I'm not interested at this time" to every "GET A BIGGER DICK NOW!" spam?
21:30 < gnupluslinux> ?
21:31 < AnimalFarmPig> errr.... not you, but does the recruiter, rather
21:31 < corn266> only if it has that dude pornstar with the big dick in it
21:34 < xamithan> recruiters just want to get details about your company so they can sell your boss services
21:34 < gnupluslinux> You saying im the spam or the recruiter is the spam
21:34 < AnimalFarmPig> recruiter is the spam, and you're right to give them no sympathy when they don't get replies
21:35 < gnupluslinux> Ah
21:35 < gnupluslinux> I do reply to the ones that do take the time for a personalized message though
21:35 < AnimalFarmPig> yeah, I do sometimes as well
21:36 < AnimalFarmPig> but "URGENT REQUIREMENT: JAVA DEVELOPER, NEW JERSEY, 3 MONTH CONTRACT, NO RELO" can go straight to hell
21:40 < xamithan> Someone sent out bulk spam for packing specialist jobs to people who had rpm|debian|msi packaging on their resumes
21:40 < xamithan> Now that was pretty funny
21:40 < grumplestiltzkin> packing, like warehouse shipping?
21:40 < xamithan> Yes
21:40 < officerrando> the old man from pawn stars died
21:40 < grumplestiltzkin> that's a hoot
21:41 < admiralspark> xamithan: sysad here received those hhaa
21:41 < officerrando> https://i.imgur.com/WRYp4Tt.png
21:41 <+layer-eight> * officerrando →  IMGUR Image → Image/png → a few seconds ago → 460x466 → ⚘ 3
21:41 < admiralspark> MillerBOSS: your jobs subdir is the same as home :P
21:43 < vinrock> lol
21:53  * spstarr puts xamithan into an RPM and installs the RPM into a docker container and packages the container :p
21:53 < Hunterkll> spstarr, package it as an MSI for linux containers on windows server
21:53 < spstarr> lol
21:53 < spstarr> well once it's a .tar you could package it into an MSI
21:55 < Jekotia> Why are users so dumb?
21:55 < xamithan> package a msi into a tar into a gz into a zip into a 7zip into a rar into an ACE
21:56 < onenerdyguy> so, idiot question time: Windows Update
21:56 < Jekotia> "This doesn't work." "Can you please elaborate?" "James is trying to create an ASN for a new Amazon order and is unable to do so.  This delays the shipment from being completed and being shipped pontentiallly within it’s delivery window ."
21:56 < xamithan> Its the old small box inside 20 other boxes trick in a big box
21:56 < Jekotia> THAT DOESN'T TELL ME WHAT ISN'T WORKING
21:56 < onenerdyguy> is there like NOT a way to have it not Reboot after installing applications anymore?
21:56 < onenerdyguy> like, schedule it to install updates at 5 pm wednesday, and we'll reboot em in the mornin during a maintenance window?
22:02 < dragonfleas> Does anyone here use azure VPN?
22:08 < Heresiarch> REO Speedwagon as dream pop: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDJPpG8e4n4
22:08 <+layer-eight> * Heresiarch →  YouTube → Keep On Loving You - Cigarettes After Sex → ⚘ 24,630,523 ↑ 92,420 ↓ 2,174 ✍ 1,938
22:10 < Hatter> Heresiarch: that's kinda nice I guess
22:11 < dragonfleas> how much does it cost to register your own TLD
22:11 < Heresiarch> dragonfleas: if you have to ask, you can't afford it.
22:11 < McDonaldsWiFi> depends dragonfleas
22:12 < dragonfleas> I wish I could register mcdonalds.wifi
22:12 < sideup66> Cool
22:12 < sideup66> Tmo may fix my issue yet
22:12 < dragonfleas> why is cryptic1.com taken
22:13 < dragonfleas> cryptic1, you got some splainin to do
22:16 < dragonfleas> wtf
22:16 < dragonfleas> http://rsysadmin.com/
22:16 <+layer-eight> * dragonfleas →  rsysadmin #
22:17 < Hatter> ugh 45 minutes of this
22:17 < Hatter> I can't take it
22:17 < Hatter> what are we doing with our lives
22:17 < Hatter> man was not meant to sit in an office all day
22:18 < Jekotia> Hatter: So stand
22:18 < Heresiarch> dragonfleas: http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/153/314/demotivational-posters-legit-daycare.jpg
22:18 <+layer-eight> * Heresiarch →  IMAGE/JPEG Document, 21,832 bytes
22:18 < Hatter> I should be running through the grass, chasing my prey
22:18 < Hatter> that sounds so nice right now
22:19 < onenerdyguy> Anyone a windows update decent guy here?
22:19 < Hatter> onenerdyguy: what a terribly phrased question
22:19 < onenerdyguy> Hatter, sure is
22:19 < onenerdyguy> let me try again
22:19 < onenerdyguy> Anyone have a suggested configuration for the automation of installation of Windows updates, but only rebooting manually?
22:20 < Heresiarch> onenerdyguy: client or server?
22:20 < onenerdyguy> Heresiarch, server
22:20 < Heresiarch> onenerdyguy: https://docs.microsoft.com/en-us/windows-server/administration/windows-server-update-services/deploy/4-configure-group-policy-settings-for-automatic-updates ?
22:20 <+layer-eight> * Heresiarch →  Step 4 - Configure Group Policy Settings for Automatic Updates | Microsoft Docs
22:20 < Jekotia> Hatter: What would that prey be?
22:21 < Heresiarch> ...one of my devs is playing a ukelele and singing Rod Stewart. Can I go work with grown-ups now?
22:21 < onenerdyguy> Heresiarch, yep, been going through that. The only concern I have is the 'no auto-restart' is only for logged on  users. and we have many machines on that do not have logged in users.
22:21 < Hatter> Jekotia: maybe a little bunny rabbit or some such
22:21 < Hatter> Heresiarch: that maggie may song is pretty good
22:22 < Hatter> get him to play that
22:22 < Heresiarch> Hatter: that's what he was playing.
22:22 < onenerdyguy> Heresiarch, so does that mean users logged in through the console or the services too? I'm thinking like our VOIP server, no one ever logs into it via console/rdp, but the phones do, etc.
22:22 < Heresiarch> onenerdyguy: phones don't log into the server. They log into an app that runs on the server.
22:23 < onenerdyguy> ok, yep
22:23 < onenerdyguy> so thats my question: is there a way to schedule just the auto install aspect, with no chance we're gonna get an auto reboot?
22:25 < onenerdyguy> Heresiarch, or would the "no auto restart with logged on users for scheduled automatic updates' be sufficent. The way i read it is it only stops the restart if a user is logged in
22:25 < Heresiarch> onenerdyguy: that sounds to me more like a user has to be logged in and kicks off the restart on their own.
22:26 < onenerdyguy> and thats ideal what we want
22:26 < Heresiarch> ...on a server?
22:26 < onenerdyguy> Heresiarch, the goal here is to have hte updates roll out to servers from like 1 am to 4 am, then at 4:30 am a tech starts restarting.
22:26 < onenerdyguy> Heresiarch, yes, i dislike this plan. it's bossman's choice though, i just make it work.
22:27 < onenerdyguy> Heresiarch, the concern is these servers are hosting things like 911 life safety stuff, and they have very specific outage windows.
22:27 < Heresiarch> onenerdyguy: right-o. Sounds like what you want, then - though you can also go with "Configure Automatic Updates" and mode 4 (Auto-download/schedule the install)
22:27 < onenerdyguy> Heresiarch, but to verify, we both agree that I'd do the auto/schedule isntall with the no restart gpo configured, it will *only* not restart if a user is logged into the server, correct?
22:28 < Heresiarch> theoretically. Not really a Windows guy. :)
22:28 < onenerdyguy> neither am i haha
22:28 < aName> Does the office deployment tool invoke another process from setup.exe? I'm trying to build a meta package to install a laundry list of software, office 365 included. When everything is done, I want it to run an audit script - but "waituntilterminated" in Inno Setup seems to be ignored....
22:29 < Heresiarch> onenerdyguy: https://docs.microsoft.com/en-us/windows-server/administration/windows-server-update-services/deploy/4-configure-group-policy-settings-for-automatic-updates#BKMK_comp5a
22:29 <+layer-eight> * Heresiarch →  Step 4 - Configure Group Policy Settings for Automatic Updates | Microsoft Docs
22:29 < dragonfleas> you can apply background images through GPO right?
22:29 < dragonfleas> using a fileshare?
22:30 < onenerdyguy> dragonfleas, yes
22:30 < dragonfleas> i'm about to troll my boss
22:30 < dragonfleas> in the name of testing item level targeting
22:30 < dragonfleas> he keeps joking that if I keep leaving my computer unlocked he's going to put a background image of chris farley shirtless
22:30 < dragonfleas> but i'm about to do him dirty
22:30 < onenerdyguy> put it there before he does
22:30 < onenerdyguy> accept it, love it
22:31 < Heresiarch> onenerdyguy: between maintenance activation boundary and auto-download+schedule, you should be able to lock things down pretty well.
22:31 < dragonfleas> i'm going to apply chris farley shirtless to his PC and have it be a persistent GPO
22:31 < onenerdyguy> yeah, i'm gonna poke it a bit
22:31 < dragonfleas> so he can't change it
22:31 < aName> dragonfleas: I had a boss who was big on that - so one day he left his computer unlocked...
22:31 < aName> This was back before I had domain admin, obv
22:33 < dragonfleas> I'm curious if I should change my domain internally to .org instead of .local
22:33 < dragonfleas> i bet it would be a huge fucking PITA
22:33 < dragonfleas> aName, go on
22:35 < McDonaldsWiFi> .local domains can do funky shit to some services
22:37 < aName> dragonfleas: Heh, not much to continue with - we just fucked with his PC as best we could
22:38 < aName> dragonfleas: Remapped half the keys, inverted the mouse, changed desktop images, fake icons, etc
22:38 < dragonfleas> LOOOOOOOOOOOL
22:38 < felda> I am back from my meating
22:38 < dragonfleas> screenshot desktop, delete all icons, put background as desktop
22:38 < aName> Yep
22:38 < aName> That one
22:38 < dragonfleas> the classic boogaloo
22:44 < vinrock> https://i.redd.it/k7riki7337611.jpg domls3 no
22:44 <+layer-eight> * vinrock →  IMAGE/JPEG Document, 52,885 bytes
22:45 < felda> vinrock that's probably his sister
22:45 < vinrock> osnap
22:46 < vinrock> WELCOME TO THE OWN ZONE
22:46 < vinrock> POPULATION: DOMLS3
22:46 < felda> DomLS3's literal highschool graduation quote:  I'm so smart God gave me an extra chromosome
22:47 < Hatter> pehehehe
22:49 < dragonfleas> When does server 2019 release?
22:49 < vinrock> 2019
22:49 < Hatter> !quote
22:50 < SynMonger> I thought they released that stuff with the next year on it so you feel like you're living in the future
22:50 < DomLS3> felda: no, my high school graduation quote was simply "esnesfp"
22:51 < felda> lol
22:51 < felda> my highschool quote was "pee is store in the shaft"
22:51 < felda> becuase that's why they call it a peenis
22:51 < xamithan> You put a misspelling in your quote ?
22:51 < felda> yes I did
22:52 < felda> back in my day we didn't have fancy dictionaries and spell checkers
22:52 < SynMonger> and nobody noticed because public school
22:52 < xamithan> We don't have that today either
22:52 < xamithan> Only iphone users,  lol
22:57 < admiralspark> dragonfleas: q3/q4 2018
22:57 < admiralspark> I believe rumor is it'll be 1810
22:57 < admiralspark> Also, new LTSB/LTSC
22:57 < admiralspark> woot
22:58 < admiralspark> 2016 server is still the source of many small, annoying-but-not-production-impacting bugs for us
22:58 < admiralspark> but 2012R2 is that garbo metro interface
22:58 < admiralspark> so
22:58 < admiralspark> meh
22:59 < JollyRgrs> i think this script is share worthy
22:59 < JollyRgrs> even made it 2.0 compatible
23:00 < JollyRgrs> since all our DCs seem to be 2008r2 and not even more than .net 3.5
23:04 < dragonfleas> When does server 2035 release?
23:04 <@JollyRgrs> DomLS3: might be late, but didn't miss it
23:04 <@JollyRgrs> dragonfleas: q4 of 2034
23:05 < xamithan> You don't think it'll be a rolling yearly subscription by then ?
23:05 < DomLS3> JollyRgrs: Not your job
23:05 < DomLS3> but if the shoe fits... pfsense opnsense
23:06 < felda> DomLS3 is the pretty princess who wears the glass slipper
23:06 < DomLS3> felda: is the ugly toad who crawls up the ass of a goat to hibernate
23:06 < felda> that seems like some sort of animal kingdom fan fiction you wrote
23:06 < Hatter> eww are there really toads that do that?
23:06 < DomLS3> Hatter
23:07 < DomLS3> You are without doubt
23:07 < DomLS3> the dumbest
23:07 < DomLS3> daft
23:07 < DomLS3> idiot
23:07 < DomLS3> in this entire channel
23:07 < Hatter> nature is pretty crazy man
23:07 < Hatter> that would hardly be the oddest thing
23:07 < DomLS3> I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul
23:09 < dragonfleas> pfsense
23:09 < dragonfleas> go ahead try to kick me JollyRgrs
23:09 < dragonfleas> see what happens
23:09 < dragonfleas> i'll backtrace your entire email buddy
23:10 < DomLS3> pfsense doesn't kick the person who says it
23:10 < DomLS3> it kicks felda
23:10 < Hatter> we need a word that kicks DomLS3
23:10 < Hatter> I suggest 'the'
23:11 < DomLS3> there already is one
23:11 < DomLS3> lmao
23:11 < DomLS3> JollyRgrs just kicked me for it a few minutes ago
23:11 < DomLS3> Jesus Hatter dude really.
23:14 < dragonfleas> :O felda.io is down
23:14 < asimon> Why is the Mii theme so good
23:16 < Hunterkll> dragonfleas, never fear, https://hugebuttholes.com is up !
23:16 <+layer-eight> * Hunterkll →  Home of #reddit-sysadmin
23:16 <+TuxedoJack> The Wii Shop theme is better
23:16 < Hunterkll> LOL did felda lose his domain or something?
23:16 < dragonfleas> thank god my name isn't on there
23:16 < dragonfleas> because i'm not a h u g e butthole
23:17 < dragonfleas> only a small one
23:17 < asimon> famous last words
23:17 < Hunterkll> yea
23:17 < Hunterkll> you bout to get added
23:17 < Hatter> Hunterkll: is that site meant to be taken literally or is it about unpleasant people?>
23:17 < Hunterkll> why not both?
23:17 < Hunterkll> you can see cryptic1 has a place of honor
23:17 < dragonfleas> Hunterkll, if you add me i'm going to DDOS the site
23:17 < Hunterkll> dragonfleas, you wanna ddos namecheap, go ahead
23:17 < dragonfleas> LOL
23:18 < dragonfleas> fucking namecheap
23:18 <@cryptic1> Hrmp
23:18 < Hatter> namecheap is alright
23:18 <@cryptic1> Ddos is bant!
23:18 < scwizard> I'm not sure what it is exactly but one t2.medium >>> 4x t2.micro
23:19 < alazare619> women do not belong in IT
23:19 < alazare619> irational creatures
23:19 < alazare619> irrational*
23:19 < Hunterkll> dragonfleas, you been added
23:20  * asimon yikes
23:20  * Hunterkll blinks
23:20 < Hunterkll> it's NXDOMAIN'ing on my network
23:20 < Hunterkll> wtf r u doin verisign
23:21 < Sousapro> anyone here using PDQ Deploy?
23:21 < Hunterkll> *** KSC-HOME-DC001.corp.kisaracorporation.com can't find hugebuttholes.com: Server failed
23:21 < Hunterkll> wat
23:21 <@cryptic1> Alazare619 you dont belong in IT if that was a serious statement
23:21 < dragonfleas> Hunterkll, nice komodo cert
23:21 < Hunterkll> dragonfleas, it was free
23:21 < Hunterkll> :>
23:21 < Sousapro> cryptic1: ++
23:21 <@cryptic1> Hunterkll you have been null routed
23:22 < alazare619> cryptic1: it was, my only experience is the above with them in IT
23:22 < Hunterkll> dragonfleas, DNSSEC cost more than the cert to set up
23:22 < Hunterkll> lmao
23:22 < dragonfleas> lmao
23:22 < Hatter> alazare619: your only experience with women is in IT? I think that's part of your problem
23:22 < Hunterkll> yea wtf server fail
23:22 < Hunterkll> goddamn
23:22 < Hunterkll> i switch to verisign for my DNS provider
23:22 < Hunterkll> and now shit is all janky
23:22 < Hunterkll> wtf verisign i thought you were the best
23:22 < Hatter> you should have taken dragonfleas threat seriously
23:23 < Hunterkll> Hatter, if he's ddosing verisign i'm impressed
23:23 < Hunterkll> also 90% of the internet would be NXDOMAIN right now
23:23 < Hunterkll> just sayin'
23:23 < dragonfleas> lol
23:24 < alazare619> My only experience with women in it is that they jump to conclusions make judgement calls without clearly thinking and when they don't get their way they bitch and try to make it out to be your fault (twist truth)
23:24 < Hunterkll> quad 8 is servfail'ing too
23:24 < Hunterkll> wtf
23:25 < Hunterkll> "Please be patient while we analyze hugebuttholes.com.
23:25 < Hunterkll> "
23:25 < rpifan> Hunterkll, we should ocme up with Film-RW
23:25 < rpifan> rewriteable film
23:25 < Hunterkll> not pissible
23:25 < Hunterkll> possible
23:25 < Hunterkll> .... probably not pissable too
23:26 < rpifan> why not
23:30 < DomLS3> Hunterkll: It most certainly is possible.
23:31 < DomLS3> How else did re recording VHS work? lol
23:31 < Hunterkll> ......
23:31 < rpifan> lol
23:31 < Hunterkll> DomLS3, we're talking about movie/photographic film, not electromagnetic tape
23:33 < Hunterkll> rpifan, the only way i can think of is to strip the emulsion and re-run the film which
23:33 < Hunterkll> uh
23:33 < Hunterkll> sounds like we need a factory and is fucking expensive
23:33 < Hunterkll> :D
23:38 < DomLS3> Hunterkll: or laser off the image to make the film blank again
23:38 < rpifan> there has to be some kind of chemical process
23:39 < Hunterkll> rpifan, the act of developing removes chemicals from the film
23:40 < Hunterkll> lol
23:40 < Hunterkll> and alters the exposed stuff
23:40 < rpifan> add more chems
23:43 <+ihre> tfw you have to google a word during a discussion to figure out what it means :D
23:44 <+ihre> please talk sesame street language to me, im 2 dumb 4 academic terms
23:45 < DomLS3> ihre: some words are just esoteric
23:47 < enix> DomLS3 && Hunterkll I think the Impossible Project can do something like that
23:47 < enix> I THINK
23:47 < enix> Dont quote me though
23:48 < enix> also i cut the tip of my finger off last night; has to be the worst injury an IT person could endure
23:48  * DomLS3 quotes you
23:48 < enix> I dont know what hurts more; the raw skin getting bashed against keys every so often, or how hard it is to type without using ALL my fingers
23:48 < DomLS3> enix: I disagree. Worst injury and It person could endure would be the index finger chopped off
23:48 < enix> at least I know my knifes sharp
23:49 < enix> DomLS3: Well I sliced the tip of my index finger off... soo
23:49 < GreyKite> don't do that
23:49 < DomLS3> ok what are we talking... like just the tip as in above the nail, or the whole nail and up?
23:50 < enix> just the tip about the nail. it's not much, still enough to hurt a bit
23:50 < enix> above*
23:50 < desgen> just the tip
23:50 < enix> luckily not where i strike
23:50 < desgen> its all you feel
23:50 < enix> Just the tip haha
23:50 < GreyKite> desgen: beat me to it
23:50 < DomLS3> JTRHNBR
23:52 < enix> I think we need to start a new web2.0 trend where people make their sites fucking work in lynx
23:55 <+CheckYourSix> Sonarr works perfectly fine. I shut it down, set up a new container of it on another VM, copied the database over. Attempt to start up and it says the database is corrupt. How is that possible?
23:57 < joelazot> tbh im pretty much retarded
23:58 < xamithan> Maybe it didn't shut down cleanly
23:58 < xamithan> Load from backup
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