--- Log opened Tue Jun 26 00:00:06 2018
--- Day changed Tue Jun 26 2018
00:00 <+CheckYourSix> xamithan: Same issue. Says it's corrupt, but the original container is still running just fine with that database
00:00 <+SpeakerToMeat> What's the cheapest 1-fxo/1-fxs I cna get?
00:02 <+SpeakerToMeat> Will you guys still talk to me if I confess I like Gorillaz?
00:02 < Spr1ng> I've never really played around with it but how intuitive/difficult is NGINX to play around with?
00:03 <+SpeakerToMeat> It'll fuck your brain a little
00:03 < Spr1ng> Oh cool, so easy then.
00:03 <+SpeakerToMeat> Unles you've coded in a few stacks like flask, then havign used routes it'll be slightly more comprehensible
00:03 < xamithan> nginx?  It is like one config file
00:04 <+SpeakerToMeat> If you've done flask and lighttpd work it shouldn't fuck you much
00:04 <+SpeakerToMeat> Are you usign it as a server or a rev prox?
00:04 < Spr1ng> It'll be for rev proxy
00:04 <+SpeakerToMeat> ash then it's simpler
00:04 < Spr1ng> I want to use it with Lets Encrypt
00:04 <+SpeakerToMeat> brb gonna shove my head inside my navel world
00:05 <+SpeakerToMeat> BEST lsd song ever
00:05 < Spr1ng> Take a nose plug, navels are smelly
00:05 <+SpeakerToMeat> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-WCo8Iky44
00:05 <+layer-eight> * SpeakerToMeat →  YouTube → Ren and Stimpy - Belly Button Beanbag Plastic World → ⚘ 63,898 ↑ 244 ↓ 10 ✍ 47
00:06 < scwizard> upvote plox https://github.com/terraform-providers/terraform-provider-aws/issues/4982 :<
00:07 <+layer-eight> * scwizard →  GitHub → terraform-providers → terraform-provider-aws → Terraform AWS provider → @ ~ 2 hours ago → Go → ✡ 1,283 → Forks: 1,112 → ☹ 1,736
00:07 < scwizard> run into that constantly, it's so annoying
00:08 <+ihre> imagine getting +1s in your inbox as a developer, after the 30th you're like oooh fuck not again, im not even going to reply anymore
00:08 <+SpeakerToMeat> ihre: Getting... what?
00:09 <+SpeakerToMeat> sorry as I said in another channel, I feel like my brain has been squeezed through a tube
00:09 <+ihre> upvotes for github issues which are just +1/thumbs up on an issue, no actual reply
00:09 <+ihre> "likes"
00:10 <+ihre> but in this case they actually seem to ask for it, lol
00:11 < joelazot> english teacher says he wants us to read non fiction
00:11 <+ihre> well, it makes sense with prioritizing based on 'community' requests, it just looks like its almost turning into a social media platform ;P
00:11 < joelazot> i wonder if he will let me read man pages
00:11 <+ihre> O_o after the 10th man page you'll probably feel like jumping in front of a bus
00:12 < joelazot> I enjoy reading man pages :)
00:12 < Spr1ng> your teacher will be more impressed that you use IRC
00:12 < joelazot> he barely knows how to use a computer
00:13 <+ihre> joelazot: tip, instead of man pages, try RFCs
00:13 < Spr1ng> so he's illiterate
00:13 < joelazot> yeah
00:13 <+ihre> https://tools.ietf.org/html/rfc1149 is a pretty nice book
00:13 <+layer-eight> * ihre →  RFC 1149 - Standard for the transmission of IP datagrams on avian carriers
00:13 < joelazot> ayyy lmao
00:13 <+ihre> hmm, wrong one
00:14 < Spr1ng> What about the RFC on the interplanetary IP system?
00:14 <+ihre> there is a more extensive one for IPoAC
00:14 <+ihre> otherwise, https://tools.ietf.org/html/rfc4824
00:14 <+layer-eight> * ihre →  RFC 4824 - The Transmission of IP Datagrams over the Semaphore Flag Signaling System (SFSS)
00:15 < scwizard> yeah it even says to do reactions in the community note
00:15 < hello_kitty> using ansible.. if i wanted to switch users midway through a playbook.. is that done via roles?  I basically have a play that creates a new user and disables root, then another player that connects as the new user and sets everything up
00:16 <+ihre> https://tools.ietf.org/html/rfc2324 hmm
00:16 <+layer-eight> * ihre →  RFC 2324 - Hyper Text Coffee Pot Control Protocol (HTCPCP/1.0)
00:16 < enix> hm
00:17 < enix> https://stackoverflow.com/questions/21344777/how-to-switch-a-user-per-task-or-set-of-tasks
00:17 <+layer-eight> * enix →  ansible - How to switch a user per task or set of tasks? - Stack Overflow
00:17 <+ihre> scwizard: are you defining SGs in separate code in regard to the instances they are attached to ?
00:17 < enix> You may be asked for a password
00:18 < enix> excuse my slow responses too; i'm handicapable at the moment
00:18 < enix> i have a boo boo
00:18 < scwizard> ihre: well in one case, the instance was just not in terraform
00:18 <+ihre> terraform import to the rescue 1
00:18 <+ihre> !!
00:19 <+ihre> and https://github.com/dtan4/terraforming
00:19 <+layer-eight> * ihre →  GitHub → dtan4 → terraforming → Export existing AWS resources to Terraform style (tf, tfstate) → @ ~ a month ago → Ruby → ✡ 1,900 → Forks: 285 → ☹ 94
00:19 < scwizard> ihre: but also there's another bug, where ASGs with launch configurations with SGs, don't automatically realize that the ASG is dependent on the SG
00:19 <+ihre> to quickly get the tf code for that instance
00:19 <+CheckYourSix> xamithan: Got it. Permissions issue. Stupid.
00:19 < hello_kitty> thx enix
00:19 < scwizard> ihre: in this case I had attached the SG to my personal instance which I didn't want in terraform anyways *shrug*
00:19 < xamithan> How does corrupt database = permission issue?  lol
00:19 < scwizard> but yeah it's still a bug either way
00:20 <+CheckYourSix> xamithan: I guess cause it can't read it...
00:20 < scwizard> getting stuck rather than reporting an error when an idiot like me does something dumb is a bug
00:20 <+CheckYourSix> xamithan: But when I fixed the permissions it worked just fine
00:20 < xamithan> Those nice Dev error messages
00:20 <+CheckYourSix> Anyone pretty good with Docker? How can I make it so containers can access other containers on the same host? They get a no route to host error if I use the host's IP
00:21 < scwizard> its kinda annoying because the ASG isn't *technically* dependent on the SG. You don't actually have to remake the ASG you just need to drain it
00:22 <+ihre> imo, the sg and the instance are basically tied together, it sounds silly not to declare both in your terraform code :x
00:22 <+ihre> and for the ASG, isnt the SG tied to the launch config?
00:22 < scwizard> ihre: I do, that was a one off
00:22 < scwizard> ihre: yes, but updating the launch config won't update already running instances
00:23 < scwizard> i don't think there's a way through terraform, to refresh an ASGs instances when you update its launch config
00:23 < scwizard> i think you just gotta do it through the api
00:23 <+ihre> well yeah you delete the previous launch config, create a new one and restart the asg, with a lifecycle rule, -> create_before_destroy
00:23 <+ihre> https://www.terraform.io/docs/providers/aws/r/launch_configuration.html
00:23 <+layer-eight> * ihre →  AWS: aws_launch_configuration - Terraform by HashiCorp
00:23 <+ihre> ehh, the other way around, mb :D
00:23 < xamithan> CheckYourSix: https://docs.docker.com/network/bridge/
00:23 <+layer-eight> * xamithan →  Use bridge networks | Docker Documentation
00:23 < scwizard> ihre: is there a way to "restart the asg" in terraform?
00:23 <+ihre> but with that lifecycle rule, you should get it going
00:23 < enix> asg?
00:24 <+ihre> autoscalinggroup
00:24 < xamithan> user-defined bridge seems to be the go-to instead of the old --link
00:24 < scwizard> asg = amazon auto scaling group
00:24 < enix> are we talking docker?
00:24 < scwizard> no, aws
00:24 < enix> good.
00:24 <+ihre> scwizard: add a lifecycle rule to the asg as well
00:24 < enix> You may continue.
00:24 <+CheckYourSix> xamithan: Yeah I'm reading that now
00:25 < scwizard> ihre: is there a way to have a lifecycle rule or something trigger when the LC is updated without using a lambda?
00:25 <+ihre> scwizard: basically the 2nd example in that link
00:26 < scwizard> ihre: oh I was getting ASG lifecycle rules mixed up with terraform ones
00:26 < scwizard> ihre: of course I have my LCs in terraform create_before_destroy
00:26 < scwizard> but that doesn't update the underlying instances
00:27 <+ihre> it creates a new LC + ASG, launches the instances
00:27 <+ihre> and then nukes the old ones
00:27 < scwizard> it doesn't create a new ASG
00:27 <+ihre> http://ix.io/1ePK
00:27 <+layer-eight> * ihre →  TEXT/PLAIN; CHARSET=UTF-8 Document, 485 bytes
00:27 < scwizard> it updates the existing ASG
00:27 < scwizard> and leaves its instances in tact
00:27 < scwizard> and then I go in and set the desired count to doulbe then back down to normal
00:27 < scwizard> and the instances have the new configuration
00:28 <+ihre> o_O im pretty sure its possible, lemme check if i can find an example in my repo somewhere
00:28 < scwizard> it's def possible just with a script
00:28 <+ihre> havent used AWS in a while though, mostly GCP lately, so cant think of it from the top of my head
00:29 <+ihre> no, also with terraform
00:29 < scwizard> whenever I update my packer code for an AMI, gitlab will update the launch config of the ASG, then double the desired count, then half the desired count
00:29 < scwizard> then the terraform state is reconciled with a state rm and import
00:30 < scwizard> but when I change the launch configuration via terraform, i need to run that script
00:30 < scwizard> rather than terraform just doing it
00:30 <+ihre> https://github.com/terraform-aws-modules/terraform-aws-autoscaling/blob/master/main.tf
00:30 <+layer-eight> * ihre →  GitHub → terraform-aws-modules → terraform-aws-autoscaling → Terraform module which creates Auto Scaling resources on AWS → @ ~ 3 days ago → HCL → ✡ 45 → Forks: 54 → ☹ 3
00:31 <+ihre> iirc it depends on the name of the launch configs not being static
00:31 < scwizard> ihre: yes I know, but updating the LC of a ASG won't update the instances
00:31 < scwizard> it will make it so that NEW instnaces have the new config
00:31 < scwizard> but existing instances will sit there
00:34 < scwizard> but yeah google cloud does autoscaling thingy updates way way more sensibly
00:35 < scwizard> aws is much more DIY
00:36 < scwizard> so that's why you're probably kinda confused ihre, because you know in google cloud you can just change the underlying thingy and configure it to rolling update when the thingy is changed, and it will rolling update when the thingy is changed
00:36 <+ihre> https://stackoverflow.com/a/39347640 from my experience, its exactly like that answer, it seems odd like old instances arent being removed in your case, or if something has changed in the last couple of months, i dunno
00:36 <+layer-eight> * ihre →  ⚓  https://stackoverflow.com/questions/39345609/how-to-recreate-ec2-instances-of-an-autoscaling-group-with-terraform/39347640#39347640 → amazon web services - How to recreate EC2 instances of an autoscaling group with terraform? - Stack Overflow
00:37 <+ihre> create new ones, make sure they pass health check, nuke old ones, that is how I used to reroll newly built AMIs as well
00:37 < scwizard> ihre: ahh, that's a neat hack that forces terraform to recreate the underlying ASG when you change the LC
00:37 < scwizard> and then it avoids downtime by standing up a new ASG before the old one is destroyed
00:38 < joelazot> I just want to get a damn server right now
00:38 <+ihre> sign up for GCP
00:38 <+ihre> deploy server
00:38 < scwizard> its not the way things work by default though, you can see they put the ${aws_launch_configuration.as_conf.name} in the ASG name in order to trick terraform
00:38 <+ihre> ???
00:40 <+ihre> but yeah, that is what I used previously scwizard, I guess I shouldve explained it better though
00:40 <+ihre> that should work I think ?
00:40 < scwizard> yeah that does work
00:40 <+ihre> for your  usecase
00:40 < scwizard> but i don't think i'm gonna do it
00:41 < scwizard> i mean hmm
00:43 < scwizard> this is a dumb reason but
00:43 < scwizard> i guess it's distasteful to me because asgs can't have a tag name, only a name name
00:43 < scwizard> so i want the name name to be something more human readable lol
00:44 < scwizard> but mainly, because i'm not inconvienced too much by this
00:44 < scwizard> also it's not super intuitive
00:44 < scwizard> bleh maybe i should tho
00:45 < scwizard> why isn't there a terraform lifecycle rule "always recreate instead of changing"
00:45 < Hunterkll> https://i.imgur.com/t5nLoEW.png
00:45 <+layer-eight> * Hunterkll →  IMGUR Image → Image/png → a few seconds ago → 770x611 → ⚘ 3
00:46 < Hunterkll> look at my switch
00:46 < Hunterkll> still going strong
00:46 <+AnonymooseReddtr> wow
00:46 <+AnonymooseReddtr> Almost at its 4th birthday
00:46 <+ihre> scwizard: you can have it propagate tags on launch, including a name, http://ix.io/1ePR
00:46 <+layer-eight> * ihre →  TEXT/PLAIN; CHARSET=UTF-8 Document, 382 bytes
00:47 < scwizard> yeah i know and i do that but, there's no way to have that show up in the ASG console
00:48 <+ihre> iirc its possible
00:48 <+ihre> logging in to check :p
00:48 < joelazot> I love ansible man it's so fucking cool
00:48 < joelazot> ITS SO FUCKING COOL
00:48 < scwizard> ihre: this is what I see https://i.imgur.com/bShL3mb.png
00:48 <+layer-eight> * scwizard →  IMGUR Image → Image/png → a few seconds ago → 261x431 → ⚘ 6
00:48 <+ihre> joelazot: https://github.com/brandonhilkert/fucking_shell_scripts :p
00:48 <+layer-eight> * ihre →  GitHub → brandonhilkert → fucking_shell_scripts → The easiest, most common sense configuration management tool... because you just use fucking shell scripts. → @ ~ 3 years ago → Ruby → ✡ 1,058 → Forks: 80 → ☹ 3
00:49 < hello_kitty> is there some logic to when ansible wants {{ var_name }} and when it wants "{{ var_name }}" ?
00:50 < scwizard> hello_kitty: it's YAML so uhh
00:50 < scwizard> i just quote everything in yaml
00:51 < scwizard> single quotes, it's just my style
00:51 < enix> ^
00:52 < scwizard> i don't think jija2 notices wheather or not something inside {{}} is quoted or not. I think it just looks at what's inside the {{}}
00:52 < enix> bbl
00:52 < enix> exit
00:52 < enix> oops
00:52 < scwizard> and the jinja2 is processed before the yaml is
00:53 < hello_kitty> ah i c
00:53 < scwizard> i could be completely wrong actually
00:53 < scwizard> i wonder if you do something like:
00:53 < scwizard> {{ my_var }}: "hello" if it would work or not
00:53 < hello_kitty> i've just read like 30 templates and i feel like they're all snowflakes
00:53 < scwizard> if it works then my theory is right
00:53 < hello_kitty> also wondering about this one key: "{{ lookup('file', ssh_key) }}"
00:54 < hello_kitty> where presumably ssh_key is a variable
00:54 < Virtual-Potato> Yes, and in this case, you don't wrap this variable in braces
00:54 < scwizard> my ansible is rusty, i've been avoiding using it at current job, to try and keep the number of techs I need to train them on down
00:54 < hello_kitty> and it works.. i just ran it
00:54 < joelazot> I just know that i'm retarded, but one day i'll be a linux admin whos not retarded
00:55 < hello_kitty> i am waiting for that day myself :D
00:55 < Virtual-Potato> joelazot, you're not stupid, and neither is hello_kitty
00:55 < Virtual-Potato> y'all are still learning, just like I am
00:55 <+ihre> scwizard: ah right, you can only view additional tags in the tag tab @ asg console, but you could provide a prefix in the terraform code, just like that SO example, it will have a non human readable postfix tho
00:55 < Virtual-Potato> the only stupid people are those who won't learn
00:56 <+ihre> I DONT ADAPT, ADAPT TO ME!
00:56 < scwizard> yeah
00:56 < scwizard> my reasons for not using it aren't good
00:56 < joelazot> +ihre: what are you, a user? /s
00:56 < joelazot> anyway
00:56 < joelazot> im ioff
00:56 < scwizard> it seems kinda wasteful to recreate asgs each time you change a small thing idk
00:56 < joelazot> morning tea
00:57 < scwizard> another fake reason
00:57 < scwizard> joelazot: uhh i've given up hope on that :(
00:58 < hello_kitty> i feel like ansible is not great, but much better than what i had before.. maybe i'm just not particularly proficient in it yet.. or maybe the nature of automation was never going to be particularly simple
00:58 < scwizard> joelazot: instead I go to church now where they teach you "it's ok if you're retarded because God still wants you to try your best"
00:58 <+ihre> scwizard: would the case  if you'd have to pay per asg :D
00:58 < hello_kitty> but i end up with a lot of one-off kind of stuff..which either means im using it wrong, or it doesn't quite fit the tasks
00:58 < scwizard> (hence why it's a fake reason)
00:58 < scwizard> hello_kitty: it is possible to make things overly DRY
00:59 < scwizard> a guy at my last job did a ton of terraform modules, to make his terraform DRYer and it was an overengineered nightmare we had to scrap eventually
00:59 < scwizard> like if you wanted to change something somewhat fundamnetal like the networking you'd update the module
00:59 < scwizard> but then it would want to change it in staging AND prod
01:00 < hello_kitty> "in programming abstraction solves all things except too many abstractions"  -- misquoted, unknown source
01:00 < rpifan> wel ive filed for unemployment
01:00 < rpifan> lets see how it goes
01:02 <@JollyRgrs> rpifan: slacker
01:02 <@JollyRgrs> leech
01:02 <@JollyRgrs> rpifan: GET A HAIRCUT AND GET A REAL JOB!
01:02 < rpifan> im bald
01:02 < rpifan> i wish i had hair
01:03 <@JollyRgrs> rpifan: GET A HAIRCUT AND GET A REAL JOB!
01:03 <@JollyRgrs> :P
01:03 < rpifan> lol
01:03 < rpifan> i am getting a real job
01:03 < rpifan> in germania
01:05 <@JollyRgrs> maaaaaaaannnnnn
01:05 < rpifan> but
01:05 <@JollyRgrs> i missed upgrading one of my old PCs (joined to a domain i no longer have access to)
01:05 < rpifan> idk im gonna be leaving florida on friday forever
01:05 < rpifan> so idk
01:05 < rpifan> how im gonna make this work
01:08 < hello_kitty> I'm not sure how to organize this in ansible (though I have all individual pieces working). I basically have 2 setup plays, lets call them A, B and they need run in order. I then deploy two types of servers called website, and instances. To deploy a website I run A,B,C. To deploy instances I run A,B,D.  When I update websites i run just C, and when I update instances i run just D. Do I make roles? Lots of playbooks..?
01:09 < hello_kitty> Really A,B are "setup the linux machine" and C, D are "git checkout some program, and restart a service"
01:11 < hello_kitty> I was picking through the manual, and in the ansible-examples it seems like the accomplish something similar via roles: https://github.com/ansible/ansible-examples/blob/master/lamp_simple/site.yml
01:11 <+layer-eight> * hello_kitty →  GitHub → ansible → ansible-examples → A few starter examples of ansible playbooks, to show features and how they work together.  See http://galaxy.ansible.com for example roles from the Ansible community for deploying many popular applications. → @ ~ 22 days ago → Shell → ✡ 6,069 → Forks: 3,107 → ☹ 59
01:15 < brucevein`> yo
01:15 < brucevein`> anyone make a diy smoker temperature probe with a raspberry pi?
01:19 < rpifan> sure
01:19 < brucevein`> rpifan, with a nic like that i'd hope so
01:20 < brucevein`> I can't justify spending like $250 for a wireless temp monitor
01:20 < brucevein`> and i have a few pis laying around
01:20 < brucevein`> rev 3 model b
01:25 < rpifan> just use an esp
01:36 < joelazot> hi guys
01:37 < joelazot> how is everyone
01:51 < joelazot> oh hi everyone
01:53 < hello_kitty> how do i specify an ansible inventory group from command line? i thought it would be -i webservers, but that doesnt work
01:55 < DLSteve> hello_kitty, where is your inventory file?
01:55 < hello_kitty> same folder,  -i hosts works
01:55 < joelazot> I think you have to specify the hosts file and specify what group you want the role to apply to in the playbook
01:55 < DLSteve> yah
01:55 < hello_kitty> oh i deleted my hosts from all the playbooks
01:55 < hello_kitty> seemed... problematic
01:56 < DLSteve> I use the -i flag for splitting inventories into different environments.
01:56 < hello_kitty> how do i capture the concept of running a play against my "new 20 servers" and not my "old 40 servers", i was just hoping to use [new] as a group
01:57 < joelazot> ssh into those servers and put their hostnames in the group
01:57 < joelazot> or ip
01:57 < joelazot> i think that's how it works
01:57 < joelazot> im a n00b bear in mind :)
01:57 < hello_kitty> i mean that does seem to be the intention of ansible
01:57 < DLSteve> hello_kitty, there are a few different ways to do this, one way is to create two playbooks for each set of servers.
01:58 < hello_kitty> i kinda wanted to aim playbooks at different sets of servers... like when im testing a patch I deploy to the test server (one server) and when happy i put it on the 50 others
01:58 < DLSteve> Another is to create subdirectories in the hosts/ directory and use the -i flag to target them.
01:58 < hello_kitty> so instead of having groups in inventories, just have different inventories?
01:59 < DLSteve> I would use the sub directory approach then.
01:59 < joelazot> DLSteve: how did you 'become a linux admin'? Does reading a RHCSA book & doing all the labs in it seem like a good start?
01:59 < DLSteve> yes
01:59 < hello_kitty> okay sounds good, thx
01:59 < DLSteve> joelazot, I just blew up a bunch of VMs in AWS until I got proficient at it.
02:00 < Virtual-Potato> protip for you hello_kitty, get git running asap
02:00 < DLSteve> hello_kitty, I do it that way for deploying applications in dev/qa/staging/prod environments.
02:00 < Virtual-Potato> WHen I first started using ansible, I put crap in many, many, many folders
02:00 < Virtual-Potato> had enough
02:00 < Virtual-Potato> started using git
02:01 < shanth> just come work for us joelazot we don't utilize much technology
02:01 < shanth> our application doesn't even have a restart function, you have to kill it manually
02:01 < hello_kitty> ive just started removing most my tasks/roles/handlers/layers.. and just making a few larger plays
02:01 < Virtual-Potato> hello_kitty, it's not a bad idea to keep the plays small
02:01 < joelazot> shanth: haha jeez
02:02 < Virtual-Potato> then you have a master playbook that runs each play you have created
02:02 < hello_kitty> i really only have 4 things that happen to my servers... deploy a website, deploy a game instances, update a website (git checkout, serviece restart), update a game instance
02:02 < shanth> also we do kill -9, everytime joelazot
02:02 < Virtual-Potato> that way you can add/remove plays without much mucking around
02:02 < Virtual-Potato> shanth, just init 0 every time
02:02 < hello_kitty> and then i guess i also have... deploy an update to the lonely test server
02:02 < shanth> if you ask the people at my job 'how did you become a linux admin' they would say 'i went to college and interviewed here'
02:03 < Virtual-Potato> no, the correct answer is "I have no idea, and I don't know what I'm doing"
02:03 < DLSteve> Virtual-Potato, I have a few different playbooks and environments. I mainly use Ansible for pushing out code updates as part of a CI/CD pipeline.
02:03 < joelazot> Is it benifical to get a degree (e.g in system administration) if it's windows based?
02:04 < joelazot> I would assume so cause of connections, and networking and other things
02:04 < DLSteve> I don't have a degree tbh.
02:04 < Virtual-Potato> joelazot, I have a degree in networking and systems administration
02:04 < Virtual-Potato> it really depends on the program
02:04 < Virtual-Potato> and depends on what you know, and want to learn
02:04 < joelazot> what do you mean program
02:04 < Virtual-Potato> the program the school offers
02:05 < joelazot> oh
02:05 < shanth> it gets asked a lot joelazot - degree can help or it may not help. honestly everyone who i work with who has a degree is actually an idiot. they don't know much of anything when it comes to being practical or automating anything
02:05 < shanth> i don't think a degree is the same thing as being educated in a subject
02:05 < sadbox> joelazot: I think that  it depends on the courses that the college offers... and the ones you choose to take...
02:05 < joelazot> ayy well i'm 15 and i'm already starting on learning ansible stuff :p
02:05 < Virtual-Potato> if your school offers a systems administration program - it doesn't mean anything if they just tell you how to use the server manager GUI in windows server 2008
02:05 < sadbox> I interview $LOTS of newgrads for $FORTUNE_100_TECH_COMPANY
02:05 < DLSteve> Virtual-Potato, Don't judge me >.>
02:06 < sadbox> some roll in and have built a kernel and are amazing
02:06 < sadbox> some don't know shit
02:06 < Virtual-Potato> s/2008/2003
02:06 <+layer-eight> [SED Virtual-Potato] if your school offers a systems administration program - it doesn't mean anything if they just tell you how to use the server manager GUI in windows server 2003
02:06 < shanth> joelazot: learn scripting and programming too. i work with a guy who has never written a script to do anything in 7 years
02:06 < sideup66> Virtual-Potato: is that a cloud service
02:06 < sideup66> Your username
02:06 < Virtual-Potato> Yes
02:06 < sideup66> Potato cloud nodes
02:06 < Virtual-Potato> potato as a service
02:06 < shanth> when a new user gets added to our servers he literally ssh's into an does it by hand every single time
02:06 < sideup66> Lol potatoes as a service
02:06 < sideup66> Boil em mash em stickem in a stew
02:07 < Virtual-Potato> sideup66, I'm not supposed to tell you this, but McDonalds is my second-biggest customer, right after Five Guys
02:07 < sadbox> shanth: fun fact, I knew a guy who worked for DHS (the US agency)
02:07 < Virtual-Potato> You wouldn't believe the amount of fries Five Guys uses
02:07 < DLSteve> shanth, should show him the wonders of dsh at least.
02:07 < sideup66> Topkek
02:07 < sadbox> shanth: they didn't trust DNS or LDAP so every single new server == new entry in /etc/hosts, and a manual user add
02:07 < shanth> this is the same guy who wont even use ssh-agent because it's too much guy DLSteve / sadbox
02:07 < joelazot> shanth: I used to develop in C#, and i've done a bit of stuff in python. I really only need to learn more linux stuff as well as how to scale environments and enterprise stuff as well as bash scripting and ansible and how to script linux stuff with python
02:07 < shanth> work*
02:07 < Virtual-Potato> I need to learn python
02:08 < Virtual-Potato> I know bash, some perl, and some ansible
02:08 < Virtual-Potato> but python would be nice
02:08 < DLSteve> sadbox, We have to manually add users to several hundred AIX boxes but we at least have scripts for that.
02:08 < sadbox> joelazot: python and understanding operating systems will take you a looooong way
02:08 < joelazot> ah ok
02:09 < sadbox> joelazot: i.e. understand the process + memory model for linux/whatever modern OS
02:09 < shanth> learn git/github, learn at least 1 config management tool, learn some scripting/programming and scale from there joelazot
02:09 < DLSteve> linux permissions.
02:09 < shanth> a lot of the concepts transfer
02:09 < hello_kitty> just go get a $2.50/mo vultr vps and blow it up every hour... setup a php hello world (ew), a node.js hello world.. a pgsql instance.. or anything of particular interested. Make ssh keys, make new users.. remake whatever you made in ansible.. nuke the server after each run
02:09 < Virtual-Potato> DLSteve, what do you mean, learn perms? Aren't you supposed to chmod 777 everything?
02:10 < joelazot> I already have a dying kvm host which i use
02:10 < joelazot> :p
02:10 < Virtual-Potato> recursively chmod 777 starting from the root directory... wcgw
02:10 < shanth> whenever you search for answers on google joelazot always add -askubuntu.com
02:10 < joelazot> lmao
02:10 < DLSteve> Virtual-Potato, I mean thats how one of the devs at my company solved his application permission issue. Also bricked the server :P
02:10 < shanth> it's the yahoo answers of IT
02:11 < DLSteve> Virtual-Potato, Also how he got all sudo rights revoked.
02:11 < Virtual-Potato> Man I really love searching for linux issues, then finding a page on redhat... only to see I need to be a paying subscriber to see the solution
02:11 < DLSteve> lol
02:11 < Virtual-Potato> I mean, I know, they need to get paid somehow
02:11 < Virtual-Potato> but man
02:11 < shanth> we get at least 50 complaints a month about 'i can't log into xyz server' because the usernames don't match on everything. sometimes its bob or bobj or bobjones all for the same guy
02:11 < shanth> lol
02:12 < coderphive> Virtual-Potato? What about being a real life potato
02:12 < DLSteve> Virtual-Potato, Sad thing is that we are a redhat shop but I don't have a login so I'm in the same boat.
02:12 < Virtual-Potato> coderphive, you misunderstand
02:12 < shanth> i secretly use an ssh_config and tell no one
02:12 < Virtual-Potato> I am so much of a potato, that I've transcended from my physical form into a virtual one
02:12 < joelazot> I'm just worried that after I finish school and maybe get a RHCSA i won't be able to get a job y'know
02:13 < Virtual-Potato> joelazot, why do you say that?
02:13 < shanth> it's not that hard to get in honestly joelazot
02:13 < sadbox> joelazot: also a thought, if you're doing college
02:13 < sadbox> try some internships
02:13 < sadbox> maybe look at being a developer
02:13 < Virtual-Potato> ^ do this
02:13 < Virtual-Potato> get an internship/co-op
02:13 < Virtual-Potato> trust me
02:13 < DLSteve> shanth, So I work in IAM and that makes me very sad.
02:13 < shanth> what is that DLSteve
02:14 < sadbox> joelazot: my company does them and... so do all the other big ones in my area
02:14 < sadbox> joelazot: generally pay real well
02:14 < joelazot> I already have a job in a windows shop doing random shit for them :p regardless, New zealand has very little linux jobs opposed to developers and such
02:14 < DLSteve> shanth, Identity & Access Management. Basically I have to track everyones account across all the systems in the company for compliance.
02:14 < joelazot> I wish i lived in a bigger country
02:14 < shanth> DLSteve: you guys just dont use shared root logins?
02:14 < Virtual-Potato> yup, I used to intern for a $FORTUNE_100_TECH_COMPANY and now work there as a full time employee
02:14 < sadbox> joelazot: why not be a developer?
02:14 < Virtual-Potato> internships/co-ops are a great way to get a jump-start
02:15 < sadbox> Virtual-Potato: I wonder if you work for the same one as me
02:15 < DLSteve> shanth, Only if you like getting fired or sent to a store to push carts for the rest of your career lol.
02:15 < shanth> lol
02:15 < shanth> we used the same root user/pass for a lot of servers, routers, and mysql
02:15 < shanth> use***
02:17 < DLSteve> If you do it right the root user should have the password disabled.
02:17 < shanth> lol
02:17 < shanth> nope
02:17 < DLSteve> with no ability for remote logins.
02:17 < shanth> if you change the root password, a BUNCH of critical apps are going to fail
02:17 < DLSteve> ...
02:17 < joelazot> passwordless ssh is so nice honestly
02:18 < DLSteve> an app should never need the root password.
02:18 < shanth> i tried to help some developers use ssh to access their test envs and it was the most painful 45 minutes of my life
02:18 < shanth> the sad thing about being a dev is that you are basically a moron outside of anything that is not programming
02:18 < shanth> you ask a dev what ip they are hitting and they say "0.0.0.0"
02:19 < sadbox> shanth: really depends on the company that you're at
02:19 < DLSteve> All my apps run completely with unprivileged user accounts. Only time root is needed it to bind to port 80/443.
02:19 < shanth> i just call devs advanced users
02:19 < shanth> everything runs as root here DLSteve
02:19 < DLSteve> O.o
02:19 < shanth> apps, webservers, proxies, lol
02:19 < zerocool> is it okay to use SSL on SMTP, (more specific, STARTTLS > SSL > TLS), i hear POODLE uses HTTP header for downgrade
02:20 < joelazot> sadbox: btw to give u an idea of how little linux is used there's only 1 company that will touch linux in my entire city :/
02:20 < zerocool> we have clients that are so old they only support SSL :/
02:20 < sadbox> shanth: All of the developers I work with here are pretty great, understand systems, etc
02:20 < Virtual-Potato> get new clients
02:20 < shanth> sadbox: sounds nice
02:20 < DLSteve> zerocool, SSL is broken, it's basically the same as sending in plain text at this point.
02:21 < Virtual-Potato> DLSteve, but it stands for secure sockets layer!
02:21 < sadbox> joelazot: That's a bummer, I guess replace my earlier claim w/ "learn powershell, and how windows works"
02:21 < DLSteve> Virtual-Potato, It's "Shit Security Layer" now
02:21 < Virtual-Potato> expert level: Become a Linux consultant for your city
02:22 < joelazot> I'm planning of moving to a bigger city after I get  finish hs and get certs or finish my degree, sadbox
02:22 < Virtual-Potato> Compete against them
02:22 < Virtual-Potato> joelazot, you'd be surprised at how much you can learn in a year or two
02:22 < DLSteve> I work with a bunch of delusional Windows admin who think they are still on top while 65% of the organization has moved to Linux lol.
02:23 < shanth> i swear to god our windows admins are idiots. they can't even figure out how to make the computers not do windows update in the middle of the day
02:23 < enix> Hmm... don't know what to use as a naming convention :(
02:24 < joelazot> Virtual-Potato: I know. I used to do windows stuff cause i was like wah wah nz is windows only realy but then i started learning linux and i don't wanna go back :/
02:24 < joelazot> I just lov eit
02:24 < DLSteve> My workstation decided it was going to upgrade to 1803 over the weekend and broke some of my tooling, so that was neat.
02:24 < joelazot> love it*
02:24 < shanth> my favorite was a new dev who asked me to setup a dns entry to 127.0.0.1 so he could hit his dev machine from home
02:24 < shanth> i cant explain the face i made
02:24 < Virtual-Potato> shanth, let me guess, a batch script that does 'net stop wuauserv' that gets run every hour
02:24 < joelazot> HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
02:24 < zerocool> so then we should starttls and also allow plain text
02:25 < zerocool> for old ricohs and shit that don't support TLS
02:25 < shanth> i know next to nothing about windows server administration but i guess they dont either Virtual-Potato
02:25 < DLSteve> shanth, we had one guy who insisted that we add ports to his DNS entries...
02:25 < shanth> lolol DLSteve
02:25 < Virtual-Potato> shanth, you should've told him that it was already there
02:26 < Virtual-Potato> it's actually an entry in your hosts file
02:26 < Virtual-Potato> but close enough
02:26 < shanth> hell man i can't even convince people to use irc to get help. over the last several years i have solved maybe 30-40 difficult things i couldn't find on google over IRC
02:26 < DLSteve> shanth, technically 127.0.0.1.company.com is a valid DNS entry :P
02:26 < shanth> i watch guys google the same stuff for hours and not just go in #specific-channel and ask
02:27 < Virtual-Potato> shanth, sounds like you're going to make a great 'Technical Solutions Consultant'
02:27 < shanth> DLSteve: what do you guys use for DNS internally/externally?
02:27 < Virtual-Potato> bringing in big bucks
02:27 < shanth> hahaha Virtual-Potato
02:27 < joelazot> do you guys think i'll be a good linux admin / whatever one day
02:27 < DLSteve> shanth, We use AD/Windows Server for internal DNS, not sure for external.
02:27 < shanth> sometimes it's been insanely difficult stuff that no one seems to know outside the developers of xyz product who know the answer in a heartbeat, geniuses man
02:28 < shanth> joelazot: if you keep persisting yes, those who try usually succeed, those who don't try usually becomes windows admins
02:28 < Virtual-Potato> WOW
02:28 < sadbox> shots fired
02:28 < DLSteve> lol
02:28 < joelazot> yup
02:28 < Virtual-Potato> so glad I'm not a windows admin or I'd be crying
02:29 < joelazot> that hurt and I'm not even a windows guy, i only used to use it :p
02:29 < Virtual-Potato> joelazot, have you ever used linux?
02:29 < DLSteve> You could wind up like me, a Linux admin/developer who somehow wound up in charge of babysitting ~60 Windows servers.
02:29 < shanth> just dont become some weirdo who specializes only in NetBSD joelazot and you'll be fine
02:29 < joelazot> Virtual-Potato: yes lol
02:30 < shanth> check out linuxacademy.com also joelazot
02:30 < joelazot> its sooo expensive tho
02:30 < shanth> structured learning is SUPER helpful
02:30 < shanth> keep signing up for free 10 day trials at safaribooksonline.com joelazot
02:30 < joelazot> i agree It's great i had a trial of it
02:30 < joelazot> but i cant afford it rightnow
02:30 < shanth> they have a ton of great books/video courses
02:30 < joelazot> anywayi
02:30 < joelazot> im off
02:30 < joelazot> cya
02:30 < shanth> later
02:34 < DLSteve> So how does everyone here manage Windows without RDP? PowerShell and WinRM?
02:34 < enix> yeah vnc
02:34 < enix> or teamviewer at old job
02:35 < DLSteve> *Windows Server I should say, I fortunately have little contact with the unwashed masses.
02:38 < Hunterkll> DLSteve, whatever toool suits the job
02:38 < Hunterkll> lol
02:38 < Hunterkll> not every task has the same answer
02:38 < admiralspark> DLSteve: I use ansible
02:39 < admiralspark> which is wsmanagement (winrm)
02:39 < Hunterkll> ^ that's just fucking weird
02:39 < LilLinux> Jr question. What do you say the end users when a ticket has taken really long, but your team can't work on it cause of a current project?
02:39 < LilLinux> If they don't ask don't explain?
02:39 < LilLinux> If they do ask, be honest?
02:39 < Hunterkll> LilLinux, Ask your management what to do and when they tell them "work on X" then you say "my management has directed me to..."
02:39 < DLSteve> Problem with Ansible is you need to run it from a *nix machine.
02:40 < Virtual-Potato> DLSteve, no you don't
02:40 < admiralspark> Hunterkll: why's that? I can use ansible to do...pretty much anything I want.
02:40 < Hunterkll> problem with ansible is the lack of a hell of a lot of native integrations and functions on windows machines that make my life easier
02:40 < admiralspark> like?
02:40 < DLSteve> Virtual-Potato, Eh you do but WSL is an option,
02:40 < Hunterkll> I've got hooks via my tools into systems that don't have WinRM or even cmd/powershell available interfaces
02:40 < Hunterkll> heh
02:40 < Virtual-Potato> That's what I'm saying
02:41 < admiralspark> So, proprietary bullshit
02:41 < Virtual-Potato> You can use WSL
02:41 < LilLinux> ty
02:41 < Hunterkll> admiralspark, nope, I do similar hooks on linux systems
02:41 < Hunterkll> ;)
02:41 < LilLinux> Do you guys still have energy to keep doing self-learning/working on homelabs after you get home from work?
02:41 < DLSteve> Virtual-Potato, Problem is we still have a lot of people on Windows 7 so I can't thow something on git and have a high chance that they can run it.
02:42 < Hunterkll> but i've also got a stack of integrated tools that go far beyond what ansible can do
02:42 < Virtual-Potato> LilLinux, nope, but we try to learn anyways
02:42 < DLSteve> LilLinux, No, I do most of my stuff in the afternoon at work or on the weekends.
02:42 < admiralspark> lol. Hunterkll if you hand-built integrations I suspect they'd work just fine in Ansible too, since it's just fancy idempotent layering on top of WinRM
02:42 < LilLinux> I'm a sorta like a jr admin right now, and I find myself doing less at home since I've gotten this job
02:42 < LilLinux> I mean I still love IT, but I get so tired now
02:42 < Virtual-Potato> welcome to sysadminhood
02:42 < Hunterkll> VM provision -> OSD -> Install Software & Configure -> update -> add to monitoring -> enable monitoring -> set AWS tags -> submit firewall CR request for on-prem side -> etc
02:43 < DLSteve> Honestly I think learning is part of the job so I do a lot of it at work.
02:43 < Hunterkll> SCORCH does about 15% of it, the same 15% ansible can do
02:43 < Hunterkll> :P
02:43 < LilLinux> I guess it makes sense since I've learn a ridiculous amount since I got hired
02:44 < DLSteve> You will burn out if you try to cram in too much.
02:44 < DLSteve> Home is for BSing on IRC, reading comics, and de stressing.
02:44 < Hunterkll> admiralspark, a lot of stuff i need .net interfacing agents basically. if i can add modules to the anisble agent, then it /might/ be possible for some of the hooks i'm thinking of
02:45 < LilLinux> Thanks for the advice. I'll try to relax a bit more
02:45 < Hunterkll> DLSteve, what if you hvae so many machines at home you need SCCM just to save time managing them
02:45 < Hunterkll> :o
02:45 < LilLinux> Jesus christ
02:45 < DLSteve> Hunterkll, You can also use Ansible to trigger DSC now.
02:45 < Hunterkll> DSC isn't yet on my radar due to current projects, but it's on the sonar. :P
02:45 < admiralspark> Hunterkll: .net? In server provisioning? Outside of DSC?
02:45 < admiralspark> oh
02:45 < DLSteve> Hunterkll, I litterally have a MacMini and a laptop at home lol. My router is the stock one Comcast gives you.
02:46 < Hunterkll> admiralspark, i'm talking about for running shit
02:46 < admiralspark> as he mentions it
02:46 < admiralspark> :P
02:46 < Hunterkll> admiralspark, like hooking into web apps and shit running on IIS, not just using performance counters
02:46 < Hunterkll> like SCOM's APM
02:46 < Hunterkll> which actually does code injection into your web app stuff
02:46 < Hunterkll> heh
02:47 < Hunterkll> DLSteve, my home network is more complex than work's just by the sheer fact that i know how to use BGP/OSPF internally and they don't
02:47 < Hunterkll> (seriously. we've hit max static route limits on brocade datacenter sized multiple 100gig link routers)
02:47 < Hunterkll> like how the fuck
02:47 < Hunterkll> we had a office go down
02:47 < Hunterkll> because of one too many static routes on a palo alto
02:47 < Hunterkll> THAT LIMIT IS LIKE OVER 5000
02:47 < DLSteve> lol
02:47 < Hunterkll> they ended up collapsing that into 3 default routes
02:48 < Hunterkll> but yea, home i've got a full 42U, massive xbox huge desktop, machines everywhere for various purposes, etc
02:48 < Hunterkll> SCCM manages updates though, using ADRs, so it's a 0-effort process
02:48 < Hunterkll> like i just built two new machines for my basement film work
02:48 < DLSteve> I'm going to be honest, I'mm not a networking guy so I'm not sure how good or bad ours is. They have redesigned it like 4 times in the past two years so I assume it's kind of crappy.
02:48 < Hunterkll> lol
02:48 < Hunterkll> DLSteve, can you take down the entire company by plugging a switch into itself?
02:48 < Hunterkll> nationwide?
02:48 < DLSteve> no
02:49 < Hunterkll> then it was better than ours at one point
02:49 < Hunterkll> :P
02:49 < Virtual-Potato> that would be hilarious
02:49 < Hunterkll> it happened
02:49 < Hunterkll> i know the person who turned on that server too
02:49 < Hunterkll> a hypervisor with bridged nics
02:49 < Hunterkll> so effectively a loopback in a datacenter rack
02:49 < DLSteve> I know this because my roommate did it (we work for the same company).
02:49 < Hunterkll> killed the entire company
02:49 < Hunterkll> i'm sittin' in the office around 5pm and internet slowly starts degrading
02:49 < Hunterkll> so does datacenter access speed
02:49 < Hunterkll> and at one point it's juts dead
02:49 < Hunterkll> and the damn thing is flashing all the lights
02:49 < Hunterkll> so i'm like fuck it, bar time
02:49 < Virtual-Potato> Maybe that's how level3 gets outages so often
02:49 < DLSteve> We had a bad SAN config take out our entire prod virtual infrastructure though.
02:50 < Hunterkll> Virtual-Potato, oh no, this was not a WAN outage
02:50 < Hunterkll> :>
02:50 < Hunterkll> Virtual-Potato, this took down every office from san diego to washington DC with a broadcast storm
02:50 < Virtual-Potato> heh
02:50 < Hunterkll> ^_^
02:50 < Hunterkll> what is STP?
02:50 < Virtual-Potato> wow
02:50 < ThatOneRoadie> Spanning tree protocol
02:50 < Hunterkll> ....
02:50 < rpifan> oil brand
02:50 < Hunterkll> that was rhetorical
02:50 < DLSteve> Hunterkll, I though most high end switches had loopback detection?
02:50 < Virtual-Potato> Hunterkll, what is BPDUGuard
02:50 < Hunterkll> apparently brocade doesn't do spanning tree
02:50 < Hunterkll> or at least
02:50 < ThatOneRoadie> because rhetoric comes over so well in chat :P
02:50 < Hunterkll> not in any sane way
02:51 < Hunterkll> according to the chief network architect
02:51 < Hunterkll> who only had a CCNA as his credentials
02:51 < Hunterkll> and switched us all to brocade and palo alto from cisco
02:51 < Hunterkll> over a personal vendetta
02:51 < Hunterkll> thank god he's gone
02:51 < DLSteve> lol
02:51 < Nightcinder> fuck cisco
02:51 < Hunterkll> jumped ship after our recent merger
02:52 < DLSteve> I still have to deal with a bunch of IBM crap because a VP got pissed at Microsoft and went all in on IBM.
02:52 < Hunterkll> Nightcinder, Cisco I buy 1x capacity i need. Brocade 1.25-1.5x... watchguard/fortigate 1.75x ... anything else 2x ... in order to make sure the capacity i need works
02:52 < Hunterkll> DLSteve, we got rid of notes a few years ago for email
02:52 < Hunterkll> :>
02:52 < Nightcinder> my old company used lotus notes and foxit because too cheap for exchange and adobe
02:52 < DLSteve> Now we are back with MS and madly moving everything to Azure.
02:52 < Hunterkll> i love notes & domino. except for email
02:52 < Nightcinder> i hate notes and domino
02:52 < Hunterkll> the next version of notes is supposed to be sanzzy as fuck
02:52 < Nightcinder> for everything
02:52 < Hunterkll> IBM's dumping a shitload of money into it
02:52 < Hunterkll> lol
02:53 < Nightcinder> i want to dump all our HPE switches
02:53 < DLSteve> Hunterkll, I'm actually amazed that we did not go with notes. When they dumped Exchange they actually got G Suite.
02:53 < Nightcinder> unfortunately my coworker keeps pushing for cisco/cisco-based
02:53 < Nightcinder> i just want a gui is that so much to ask for in a switch
02:53 < Hunterkll> .... why?
02:53 < Virtual-Potato> Hunterkll, to each and their own
02:53 < Nightcinder> also previous IT dept decided for security reasons we needed every single 'unused' switchport turned off
02:53 < Hunterkll> that's just another component to go haywire and crash on a switch CPU
02:54 < DLSteve> Nightcinder, We had to build a UI for our switches so our help desk could unblock ports in stores lol.
02:54 < Nightcinder> so you have to go enable every port in order to add anything
02:54 < Hunterkll> I do that sometimes
02:54 < Virtual-Potato> I mean, that's not a terrible security practice
02:54 < Nightcinder> these switches are in locked cabinets and only we have the keys
02:54 < Hunterkll> that way you can't plug shit into wrong places
02:54 < Nightcinder> two people have the keys
02:54 < Hunterkll> prevents misconfigs from allowing unexpected vlan access
02:54 < Virtual-Potato> yeah
02:54 < Nightcinder> ya no all ports on tyvm
02:54 < Nightcinder> and gui pls
02:54 < Hunterkll> Nightcinder, and i bet my paperclip can let me in about 30 seconds
02:54 < Nightcinder> because lazy
02:55 < Hunterkll> Nightcinder, GUI is far slower
02:55 < Hunterkll> god damn
02:55 < Nightcinder> okay you make your way into production
02:55 < Nightcinder> enjoy
02:55 < Nightcinder> you have to get past the fingerprint scanners
02:55 < Nightcinder> then get into production
02:55 < Hunterkll> lol
02:55 < Nightcinder> then get to the mezzanine
02:55 < Hunterkll> if i can get past the rectal scanners
02:55 < Hunterkll> then we're good
02:55 < Nightcinder> you have fun
02:55 < Hunterkll> but seriously, a GUI on a switch? I haven't seen that outside of like, low to mid range gear
02:55 < Nightcinder> our HPE's all have GUI's
02:55 < Hunterkll> low to mid range gear
02:55 < Hunterkll> :)
02:55 < Nightcinder> and our high end aristas have GUI's too
02:56 < admiralspark> Hunterkll: all Cisco's have them, optionally.
02:56 < Nightcinder> disabled by default, though
02:56 < admiralspark> Just throwing it out there
02:56 < Hunterkll> admiralspark, that's not quite a configuration interface
02:56 < admiralspark> What?
02:56 < Nightcinder> arista has some weird program that interfaces with arista, vmware nsx, and fortigates
02:56 < Nightcinder> i'm curious about it
02:56 < admiralspark> a $20k 9k switch that can be completely configured via gui is configuration I'd say
02:56 < Hunterkll> still, i can't imagine gui configuration being faster at all
02:56 < Hunterkll> admiralspark, remote tool though
02:57 < admiralspark> I know it exists because $current_employer had it enabled everywhere :(
02:57 < Hunterkll> also, they nixed a lot of their GUI tools past few years
02:57 < Nightcinder> https://www.arista.com/en/products/eos/eos-cloudvision anyone use this?
02:57 < Virtual-Potato> Imagine trying to automate configs on a bunch of switches with GUI...
02:57 <+layer-eight> * Nightcinder →  Arista EOS CloudVision® - Turnkey Cloud Networking Solution - Arista
02:57 < admiralspark> no need for it.
02:57 < admiralspark> Automation + SDN baby
02:57 < Hunterkll> admiralspark, nexuses can use DCNM but that's not 100% on switch
02:57 < Hunterkll> and all cisco swtiches can have the http server turned on for status info
02:57 < admiralspark> I can't remember when the last time I used a console cable or ssh directly was
02:57 < Virtual-Potato> *CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK* *TYPE* *TYPE* OK that's one switch configured, onto the next one
02:58 < Hunterkll> admiralspark, this what you used? https://www.cisco.com/content/dam/en/us/products/netmgtsw/ps6505/ps9369/product-large-600x400.jpg
02:58 < Nightcinder> how often are you configuring your switches
02:58 < Nightcinder> that you built the automation for it?
02:58 < Hunterkll> depends on the environment
02:58 < Virtual-Potato> ^
02:58 < Hunterkll> if i'm using pvlans for isolation of vms
02:58 < Hunterkll> i might need a switch reconfig every time a vmotion happens
02:58 < Nightcinder> yeah you guys like to go much more hardcore than i do
02:58 < Nightcinder> i have like seven vlans
02:58 < Nightcinder> for the entire company
02:58 < admiralspark> Nightcinder: used to work in MPLS/carrier ethernet provisioning
02:58 < Hunterkll> pvlans are different then regular vlans
02:58 < admiralspark> :P
02:58 < admiralspark> so all the time
02:59 < Nightcinder> i work for a midcap cheese company
02:59 < admiralspark> :O
02:59 < Nightcinder> i have zero desire to work for a big company
02:59 < admiralspark> I'm jealous
02:59 < Hunterkll> lol
02:59 < Hunterkll> i'd hate going back to small scale
02:59 < Hunterkll> i'd get bored
02:59 < admiralspark> tell me you have free cheese
02:59 < Hunterkll> lol
02:59 < Hunterkll> yes
02:59 < Hunterkll> that's important
02:59 < Nightcinder> i do
02:59 < Hunterkll> Nightcinder, and where in wisconsin are you so i can get some cheese
02:59 < Hunterkll> :P
02:59 < admiralspark> super jealous
02:59 < Nightcinder> i'm in ohio
02:59 < Virtual-Potato> oh
02:59 < admiralspark> I'm at a midsize, it's perfect
02:59 < Hunterkll> EVEN BETTER
02:59 < Nightcinder> our wisconsin plant is in plover though
02:59 < Virtual-Potato> it's not Wisconsin
03:00 < Hunterkll> Nightcinder, i'll be in columbus in august
03:00 < Virtual-Potato> Wisconsin cheese is the best cheese
03:00 < Nightcinder> Hunterkll: 2 hours away
03:00 < derpingit> whadap
03:00 < DLSteve> Nightcinder, Big companies have their pros and cons. I do like working with large scale.
03:00 < Virtual-Potato> oh god I can taste the fresh, squeaky cheese curds
03:00 < Nightcinder> admiralspark: 70 office users
03:00 < Virtual-Potato> I miss it so much
03:00 < Nightcinder> and about 250 prod
03:00 < Hunterkll> Nightcinder, my friend's driving down from ... near .... something point. starts with an R or an H I t hinkwith a lake.
03:00 < Hunterkll> lol
03:00 < derpingit> i;m looking for a cool syslog app to pass all my ubiquiti firewall logs to. any recomendations?
03:00 < Nightcinder> no idea what you're talking about
03:00 < Nightcinder> i'm in northeast ohio not middle ohio
03:01 < Hunterkll> it's equidestant columbus and dayton i think
03:01 < Hunterkll> Russels point
03:01 < Hunterkll> that's it
03:01 < Nightcinder> ya 2 hours south
03:01 < Hunterkll> indian lake
03:01 < Nightcinder> anyway, with my midsize company
03:01 < Nightcinder> i can reddit for 7 hours a day
03:01 < Nightcinder> work for 1 hr
03:01 < Nightcinder> and my users love me
03:01 < Nightcinder> it's awesome
03:01 < coderphive> jesus
03:01 < Hunterkll> lol
03:01 < Hunterkll> i've .... sometimes... slept and just set alarms for my meetings...
03:01 < Hunterkll> and we have 45k users...
03:02 < Virtual-Potato> Doesn't all of that redditing get... boring
03:02 < coderphive> WFH?
03:02 < Virtual-Potato> like
03:02 < Nightcinder> Virtual-Potato: yes
03:02 < Virtual-Potato> don't you get bored of it
03:02 < Nightcinder> sometimes
03:02 < Hunterkll> of course :)
03:02 < Nightcinder> which is why i have headphones
03:02 < Nightcinder> and an apple tv
03:02 < Hunterkll> and I run SCCM & SCOM for the entire org with a few others
03:02 < Hunterkll> i'm top dog for SCOM myself, bar none
03:02 < Hunterkll> so
03:02 < Nightcinder> https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/6b555VKN/MVIMG_20180625_102153.jpg
03:02 <+layer-eight> * Nightcinder →  IMAGE/JPEG Document, 217,228 bytes
03:02  * Hunterkll settles in and plays CS:GO all day when not sleeping or deploying something
03:02 < Hunterkll> i don't deal with users
03:02 < Hunterkll> >:3
03:02 < Nightcinder> i wish i could WFH
03:02 < Nightcinder> i'd get so much more done
03:02 < Nightcinder> meaning no end users bothering me
03:03 < Hunterkll> I spend like 3 hours a week hunkered down and do like a week's worth of tasks
03:03 < Virtual-Potato> s/more/less
03:03 < rpifan> whats apache tomcat do
03:03 <+layer-eight> [SED Virtual-Potato/Nightcinder] i'd get so much less done
03:03 < Nightcinder> no, more
03:03 < coderphive> customer facing jobs are a buzzkill
03:03 < Nightcinder> trust me, much more work would be accomplished at home
03:03 < Nightcinder> i work best at weird hours
03:03 < Nightcinder> i'd be up at like 3am deploying something because bored
03:04 < Nightcinder> my cat would be happy
03:04 < Nightcinder> but the deal with midcap is
03:04 < Nightcinder> i am IT.
03:04 < Nightcinder> systems, network, security, infrastructure, helpdesk, phones, etc
03:04 < Nightcinder> all of it
03:04 < Nightcinder> i spent my first full year fighting fires and fixing problems
03:04 < Nightcinder> so now i can chill because shit doesn't break like it used to
03:05 < Nightcinder> and we just moved from 24/7 to 24/5 :D
03:05 < coderphive> When someone does "I am IT" I always picture some redneck sitting in some dimly lit, dusty backroom at a doctors office in Alabama
03:05 < Virtual-Potato> I think of the greentext
03:05 < Virtual-Potato> Y'know, the one with Google Ultron
03:06 < Nightcinder> previous guy liked to play superman
03:06 < Nightcinder> he would go down and 'fix' issues
03:06 < Nightcinder> but never solve the root problem
03:07 < coderphive> a squirrel in your cat 5?
03:07 < Nightcinder> lol everytime it rains our copper goes out
03:10 < coderphive> I need brain food
03:11 < Virtual-Potato> coderphive, ramen is a great brain food
03:11 < coderphive> liar
03:28 < technonerd> RIP reddit
03:33 < corn266> GDQ is pretty awesome
03:34 < technonerd> I think I'm going Thursday night to it
03:35 < corn266> Lucky ass
03:41 < enix> technonerd: what happened to reddit?
03:42 < Hunterkll> YERSSSSSS
03:42 < Hunterkll> https://i.imgur.com/ldblOmg.png
03:42 <+layer-eight> * Hunterkll →  IMGUR Image → Image/png → a few seconds ago → 538x771 → ⚘ 3
03:42 < Hunterkll> registered as soon as i got that email
03:47 < enix> only you
03:47 < enix> but legit, i'm fucking jealous
03:48 < enix> I'd do a rippa hank scorpio impression with that thing
03:51 < technonerd> Wed night is cup head
03:51 < technonerd> Thur is super Mario
03:52 < technonerd> Should be fun
03:58 < Hunterkll> enix, ako bought one too
03:58 < Hunterkll> he hasn't gotten it yet
03:58 < Hunterkll> i should ... probably not bring that to defcon
04:31 < Hunterkll> last two rolls for the night
04:31 < rpifan> rolls?
04:32 < rpifan> bring what to defon
04:32 < Hunterkll> film developing
04:32 < Hunterkll> actually, last two for this batch of chemicals now
04:32 < Hunterkll> i'm up to 7:15m dev time with this set, from a start spec of 3.5
04:33 < Hunterkll> i'm 6 rolls past the rating lol
04:36 < benjgvps> ahhh, blew away a 5+ year old digitalocean VPS that I barely updated/maintained and switched to Vultr for my shitty webserver/ZNC box.
04:37 < benjgvps> I forgot all the crap I had on that old thing. Minecraft servers, Mumble server, RSS reader, Steam (I think for JC2:MP)...
04:38 < rpifan> i really wis h icould go
04:38 < rpifan> but so far
04:40 <@JollyRgrs> i wish i was a baller
04:40 <@JollyRgrs> i wish i was a little bit taller
05:17 <@Nostalg14c> Morning
05:22 < dragonfleas> sup guys
05:22 < dragonfleas> is anyone on this late?
05:24 < rpifan> hi
05:29 < togenshi> do you know what happens to a business where the IT manager forces you not to use DFS and virtual machines and a server dies?
05:33 <@Nostalg14c> A day or so of work gets lost.
05:33 <@Nostalg14c> Nightly backups, rite.
05:37 < ekaj> What's the name of this power outlet? I'm trying to find one of these that adapts from 12v in a car: https://ae01.alicdn.com/kf/HTB1xaTLRXXXXXbAXpXXq6xXFXXX0/1-2m-4ft-US-Plug-American-Standard-Power-Supply-Cable-2-Prong-2-Hole-Power-Cord.jpg_640x640.jpg
05:37 <+layer-eight> * ekaj →  IMAGE/JPEG Document, 58,742 bytes
05:39 < ekaj> never mind
05:40 < MillerBOSS> Figure 8
05:40 < MillerBOSS> C7
05:41 < MillerBOSS> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IEC_60320
05:41 <+layer-eight> * MillerBOSS →  IEC 60320 - Wikipedia
05:41 < ekaj> ty
05:41 < MillerBOSS> Magic
05:41 < rpifan> sooo
05:42 < rpifan> yayo means cocaine
05:42 < ekaj> almost but no cigar, this is for dc
05:42 < ekaj> anyways i'll look at work tomorrow, gotta go shower
05:51 < catbeard> poops
05:54 < togenshi> Nostalg14c: Na, no server to restore so need to get this one fixed
05:55 <@Nostalg14c> lol
05:56 < togenshi> i've lost shits to give
05:56 < togenshi> mainly cause I know that I aren't gonna get shafted
05:58 < enix> Nostalg14c: how yoouuuu doin?
06:00 <@Nostalg14c> Had better days.
06:00 <@Nostalg14c> Wbu?
06:00 < catbeard> been star of many plays
06:05 < dragonfleas> i love working at 11 pm
06:06 < enix> Nostalg14c: Busy busy?
06:06 <@Nostalg14c> nah not at all
06:06 < enix> dragonfleas: me too; saves having to deal with idiots during the day. Not that I hae that problem atm being sysadmin lol
06:06 <@Nostalg14c> just slept shit for a while
06:06 < enix> Ah crap
06:06 < enix> I got a 'sleep tea' from my girlfriend
06:06 < enix> You could give something like that a try? It's from T2. It doesn't work; basically crushed lavendar.
06:06 < enix> But it might help you feel pretty or something.
06:07 < enix> Then that self confidence could help you sleep
06:07 < togenshi> i haven't sleeping well but its more a case of "more stuff to do than there are hours in a day"
06:09 <@Nostalg14c> Ye my sleep issues are a lot more deep than having some tea
06:11 < catbeard> same
06:27 < desgen> im a long time contributor to this channel
06:27 < desgen> just pointing that out
06:27 < desgen> to whoever is drunk right now
06:28 < enix> well I mean.. you're here for the aussie shift
06:28 < enix> SO basically all of us are drunk right now
06:28 < desgen> I need a drunk OP
06:28 < enix> as well as earlier in the day and definitely more-so as the day goes on.
06:28 < enix> OP? Is that some kinda sex thing
06:29 < desgen> if he wants it to be
06:29 < MillerBOSS> desgen 👉 Drink more
06:29 < desgen> specifically he
06:29 < enix> desgen: prefers the he
06:29 < MillerBOSS> Yucky
06:29 < desgen> yucky peepee
06:29 < MillerBOSS> Yeah
06:29 < enix> desgen: do you have a yucky peepee?
06:29 < desgen> ausies do I hear they stuff it with sand and drink the smegma
06:30 < desgen> enix, what do you store in your capsule
06:30 < enix> Nostalg14c :)
06:30  * MillerBOSS is listening to Roy Orbison - Oh, Pretty Woman from the album The Essential Roy Orbison on Spotify.
06:30 < desgen> grossy gross
06:31 < MillerBOSS> The kind I like to meet.
06:31 < enix> yeah he needs a shower
06:31 < desgen> you all need a shower im sure
06:31 < desgen> specifically THIS channel
06:31 < desgen> specifically specific
06:32 < enix> bbl
06:32 < catbeard> lol
06:32 < catbeard> just had one, my hair on fleek
06:33 < desgen> catbeard, are you an attractive black man with cornrows
06:33 < desgen> catbeard, https://mcutts.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/cornrow-styles-for-males-8.jpg
06:33 <+layer-eight> * desgen →  IMAGE/JPEG Document, 62,390 bytes
06:34 < desgen> that's a pretty useless bot
06:34 < desgen> someone deprogram that
06:34 < MillerBOSS> I'M BACK
06:34  * MillerBOSS is listening to Ace Frehley - New York Groove from the album Ace Frehley (Remastered Version) on Spotify.
06:41 < MillerBOSS> RUN
06:41  * MillerBOSS is listening to Iron Maiden - Run to the Hills - 1998 Remastered Version from the album Somewhere Back In Time - The Best of 1980-1989 on Spotify.
06:41 < MillerBOSS> Time to jam out
06:43 < technonerd> Run to the pills
06:43 < MillerBOSS> lol
06:44 < MillerBOSS> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnhXHvRoUd0
06:44 <+layer-eight> * MillerBOSS →  YouTube → Kings Of Leon - Use Somebody (Official Video) → ⚘ 192,033,129 ↑ 846,030 ↓ 18,187 ✍ 24,392 → * Content Restrictions
06:45 < MillerBOSS> Never seen this. Man they sure can take some time and upgrade these 240p, 360p, 480p, etc videos to at least 720p
06:46 < MillerBOSS> Someone like DrGibby|
06:47 < desgen> that bot is overly verbose
06:47 < desgen> and a piece of shit
06:47 < desgen> who created this
06:47 < MillerBOSS> Thanks for your feedback, desgen. We appreciative you taking the time to share it, today.
06:47 < desgen> did you make it?
06:48 < desgen> if you made it I love it btw
06:48 < MillerBOSS> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYBIRHi5-o8
06:48 <+layer-eight> * MillerBOSS →  YouTube → 311 - Down → ⚘ 9,067,889 ↑ 33,407 ↓ 2,038 ✍ 3,308 → * Content Restrictions
06:48 < desgen> it's great for information giving
06:48 < desgen> and uhm
06:48 < desgen> things that do
06:48 < desgen> things
06:48 < MillerBOSS> IronY is the creator, desgen
06:48 < IronY> ;)
06:49 < desgen> I have a complaint id like to file under spam
06:49 < IronY> Sure, but the answer should always be /ignore
06:49 < MillerBOSS> Take it up with management.
06:49 < IronY> lol
06:49 < desgen> You wouldnt ignore a retard would you?
06:49 < IronY> no no
06:50 < IronY> u could ignore the bot
06:50 < IronY> then you would never feel like it violated ur safe space again
06:50 < IronY> and we can all be friends
06:50 < MillerBOSS> lol
06:50 < desgen> I hasnt violated me, but its not pleasuring me
06:51 < MillerBOSS> Well you are not talking dirty enough, then.
06:52 < desgen> layer-eight, are you 12/f/cali?
06:53 < MillerBOSS> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvAnQqVJ3XQ
06:53 <+layer-eight> * MillerBOSS →  YouTube → Peaches - The Presidents of the United States of America → ⚘ 6,187,060 ↑ 35,503 ↓ 1,684 ✍ 2,231
06:53 < desgen> at least replace → with swastikas
06:54 < MillerBOSS> You are obviously not drunk enough desgen
06:54 < IronY> I love you all
06:55 < DrGibby|> MillerBOSS: Someone like me?
06:56 < MillerBOSS> DrGibby| 👉 Regarding the video/song posted above comment :P
06:56 < DrGibby|> oh
06:56  * DrGibby| shrugs
06:56 < desgen> DrGibby|, I like you
06:56  * MillerBOSS hugs you
06:56 < DrGibby|> desgen: please don't.
06:57 < desgen> you ask if someone like you
06:58 < DrGibby|> ooooooook
07:00 < DrGibby|> I've somehow managed to fumblefuck my way to making external SIP calls with my homelab
07:00 < DrGibby|> yet they only last 30 seconds
07:00 < DrGibby|> and incoming dont work at all
07:01 < MillerBOSS> Using what?
07:01 < DrGibby|> Cisco 7970's - SIP on a Cisco Router / CCME -> SIP Provider
07:01 < MillerBOSS> Oh, thats over my head lol
07:02 < DrGibby|> I have a feeling its something simple
07:02 < MillerBOSS> I just use a Cisco ATA for play shit
07:02 < DrGibby|> but I have NO idea wtf I'm doing
07:02 < MillerBOSS> How do you register for SIP on a router?
07:03 < MillerBOSS> Oh Cisco 7970
07:03 < DrGibby|> I have a pair of WS-3560G's, a R-3525 and a pair of 7970 phones
07:03 < MillerBOSS> Wireshark?
07:04 < DrGibby|> I'd have to tap shit
07:04 < MillerBOSS> That's what she said
07:04 < DrGibby|> tbf, I can debug at the router level and see everything
07:04 < DrGibby|> but I dunno what to debug
07:04 < DrGibby|> its late enough that I'll fuck with it tomorrow, though
07:05 < desgen> ill debug it
07:05 < desgen> I just need to know what most of "Cisco 7970's - SIP on a Cisco Router / CCME -> SIP Provider" means
07:06 < DrGibby|> that'd be VoIP phones -> voice gateway -> VoIP provider. more/less
07:06 < MillerBOSS> If incoming doesn't wort at all isn't that most likely ports?
07:06 < DrGibby|> MillerBOSS: probably. Something to do with NAT more than likely
07:07 < DrGibby|> and I bet there is a timeout that is somewhere close to 25-30 seconds as well
07:07 < DrGibby|> OOOOOR
07:08 < DrGibby|> NTP is fakd
07:09 < Hunterkll> DrGibby|, where'd you get CCME from ?
07:09 < DrGibby|> Cisco?
07:10 < Hunterkll> oh... it doesn't need keys or anything?
07:10 < DrGibby|> well
07:10 < Hunterkll> like virtual ASA?
07:10 < Hunterkll> lol
07:10 < DrGibby|> CME doesn't no. If you have a router that already has the license on it
07:10 < DrGibby|> which I do
07:10 < Hunterkll> ah
07:10 < Hunterkll> I have two cisco desk phones i want to use with Skype for Business server, but i can't ... best i can figure is a SIP trunk between something that talks to the phones and S4B
07:10 < Hunterkll> S4B has my SIP provider and lines on it
07:11 < Hunterkll> but right now i'm stuck on soft phones unless I buy something else
07:11 < DrGibby|> in fact, I have one coming that has the Data, Security, and Voice license already installed. But because its EOL Cisco still honors it.
07:11 < Hunterkll> using the security policy to get updates?
07:11 < Hunterkll> I just did that for my ASA to get the latest 5505 image
07:11 < DrGibby|> its one cycle EOL, which I'm ok with
07:12 < Hunterkll> oh, so it's EOL but not EOSL
07:12 < Hunterkll> EOS more like you mean
07:12 < DrGibby|> correct-a-mundo!
07:12 < Hunterkll> I consider EL to be like Win2K/XP/Vista :P
07:12 < Hunterkll> well, okay, Vista isn't EOSL if you're paiyng dumb amounts of money
07:12 < DrGibby|> the latest IOS is still supported on it
07:12 < Hunterkll> but i think XP CSAs are done
07:13 < DrGibby|> which means so is the latest CCME and the SM's
07:13 < Hunterkll> For cisco router gear I only have an 891
07:13 < DrGibby|> heh
07:13 < DrGibby|> Cisco is my passion outside of sec work
07:13 < Hunterkll> home core is an upgrade. Juniper SRX 220H :P
07:14 < Hunterkll> i need something better, i think the 220 is still limiting me
07:14 < Hunterkll> at least unlike the 891 i get 600mbps+ now instead of 100mbit access ports....
07:14 < Hunterkll> :P
07:14 < Hunterkll> 891 had gig wan, but 100meg access ports
07:14 < Hunterkll> :/
07:14 < Hunterkll> which was a cute way of QoSing my family because everyone got 100meg only :P
07:14 < Hunterkll> 100meg on wifi, 100meg to TV, 100meg to family wired, 100meg to me, 100meg to servers
07:14 < Hunterkll> lol
07:14 < DrGibby|> I have gig POE throughout the apartment as needed, and can drop 10g/40g if needed into either of the switches
07:15 < Hunterkll> i've only got 10gig in my room
07:15 < Hunterkll> lol
07:15 < DrGibby|> I have a couple of 9971 phones waiting for me tomorrow
07:15 < DrGibby|> color touch screen with webcam
07:15 < Hunterkll> they call this an ISR, but i think the only additional shit it does is WLAN management ..... well, and some VPN / web sec crap
07:15 < Hunterkll> lol
07:15 < Hunterkll> i've got ..7948g's i think
07:16 < Hunterkll> new in box, never used, but yea
07:16 < DrGibby|> and a C2951 somewhere
07:16 < Hunterkll> oh yea, it had a built in modem too....
07:16 < DrGibby|> the phone did?
07:16 < Sousapro> For console access?
07:18 < DrGibby|> https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/9dAAAOSwfqFausgk/s-l1600.jpg
07:18 <+layer-eight> * DrGibby| →  IMAGE/JPEG Document, 284,154 bytes
07:18 < Hunterkll> DrGibby|, no the C891
07:18 < DrGibby|> those are the phones I should have tomorrow
07:18 < Hunterkll> for backup dial in ... or dial out, idk
07:18 < Hunterkll> never used it
07:18 < Hunterkll> probably can do both
07:20 < DrGibby|> the number I got from this cheap ass SIP provider is actually a pretty damn good number
07:20 < DrGibby|> lots of 0's
07:21 < Hunterkll> i need a cheap SIP provider to provide a DID that allows multiple inbound at once
07:21 < DrGibby|> surprised someone doesn't already have it
07:21 < Hunterkll> so i can set up web conferences and party lines
07:21 < DrGibby|> Hunterkll: I'm sure there are places available
07:21 < Hunterkll> sure
07:21 < Hunterkll> i just haven't looked
07:21 < Hunterkll> :D
07:35 < MillerBOSS> Remember this from the 90s https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aiU15ELNBT0
07:35 <+layer-eight> * MillerBOSS →  YouTube → Cha Cha Slide/Perculator remix → ⚘ 13,560 ↑ 70 ↓ 11 ✍ 4
08:09 < humpaxx> Gomorrn everyone
08:10 < sadbox> http://www.speedtest.net/result/7422709833.png   <- they finally turned this on in my area
08:10 <+layer-eight> * sadbox →  IMAGE/PNG Document, 22,264 bytes
08:11 < humpaxx> sadbox: Is it half duplex? :P
08:11 < MillerBOSS> Coax
08:12 < MillerBOSS> So are you gonna download the Internet now, sadbox? And with that cap
08:13 < sadbox> Well, I can download the internet for 2.2ish hours
08:13 < MillerBOSS> GTFO are you serious?
08:16 < sadbox> they still got the 1TB cap before you gotta pay extra
08:16 < sadbox> unless you get the ~$300/mo 2Gbps
08:16 < MillerBOSS> Wow
08:18 < sadbox> 2Gbps seems... somewhat not useful given how few people have 10Gbps home networks
08:20 < DrGibby|> 2Gbps seems... a bit slow
08:22 < DrGibby|> 10g external fabric and 40g internal is the way to go
08:22 < MillerBOSS> Ackchyually
08:23 < DrGibby|> pls no
08:23 < DrGibby|> no you
08:23 < MillerBOSS> You know you want to
08:23  * DrGibby| sighs
08:23 < DrGibby|> go on
08:24 < MillerBOSS> I got a new pocket protector today
08:24 < DrGibby|> your replacement, I'm sure
08:24 < MillerBOSS> Isn't this old news? https://www.techmeme.com/180625/p14#a180625p14
08:24 <+layer-eight> * MillerBOSS →  Techmeme: Documents and sources detail how the NSA taps into the data between AT&T, its partners, and customers, making the telco essential to US surveillance efforts (The Intercept)
08:24 < DrGibby|> yes
08:25 < MillerBOSS> All those large AT&T buildings in every market wasn't doing just AT&T's work
08:25 < DrGibby|> every major carrier is tap'ing data to the alphabet soup
08:25 < DrGibby|> to expect anything less is... dumb
08:26 < MillerBOSS> https://www.google.com/maps/place/Appleton,+WI/@44.2644395,-88.4100588,95a,35y,139.35h,68.42t/data=!3m1!1e3!4m5!3m4!1s0x8803b682b903f6c9:0x9ca1d6a50675935b!8m2!3d44.2619309!4d-88.4153847 just like this one in town
08:26 <+layer-eight> * MillerBOSS →  Google Maps
08:27 < MillerBOSS> No windows. Shitload of batteries in the basement
08:27 < MillerBOSS> Car size
08:27 < MillerBOSS> I mean batteries that are used for cars
08:27 < DrGibby|> those are both datacenter requirements...
08:27 < MillerBOSS> OK that makes sense
08:27 < DrGibby|> as we have the same
08:29 < DrGibby|> in fact we have a "power room" dedicated to batteries/UPS/electric shit
08:29 < DrGibby|> most of those old telcom spaces are trying to find a way to occupy the space
08:30 < DrGibby|> mainly, switching/phone gear used to take a lot of space. What would take a row of powered equipment now takes 1U
08:30 < MillerBOSS> More room for NSA
08:30 < MillerBOSS> ;)
08:31 < DrGibby|> the NSA needs one tap, fibre, to their HQ
08:31 < MillerBOSS> https://twitter.com/rj_gallagher/status/1011223381176352769
08:31 <+layer-eight> * MillerBOSS →  Ryan Gallagher on Twitter: "Revealing eight buildings across the US, hidden in plain sight, that documents & sources indicate are central to one of NSA's largest & most controversial internet surveillance programs: https://t.co/oRTrWojE6B… https://t.co...
08:31 < DrGibby|> so, about 1U
08:31 < MillerBOSS> But to me its still too much data to do shit with
08:31 < MillerBOSS> Right?
08:31 < DrGibby|> its not
08:31 < DrGibby|> beacuse its all processed in one of a couple of locations
08:32 < DrGibby|> mainly fanex
08:32 < DrGibby|> maybe in the backup site in SC
08:33 < DrGibby|> there might be *some* processing done prior to shipping it to a secure site
08:33 < DrGibby|> but not much
08:35 < DrGibby|> "the NSA is spying on you" is such an old trope that people with tin-foil hats and contail people believe tbh
08:37 < DrGibby|> they're regulated, hard, on ensuring they're not investigating Americans, thank Snowden for reaffirming that
09:06 < catbeard> they're not spying on YOU, they're spying on everyone
09:10 < vader-> Sup
09:13 < ceofreak> Good morning fellow IT-Wizards
09:15 < ceofreak> I'm trying to unlearn subvocalization and it drives me crazy
09:16 <@Nostalg14c> TIL
09:16 <@Nostalg14c> and fk trying to unlean that
09:16 <@Nostalg14c> unlearn*
09:16 < ceofreak> yea
09:16 < ceofreak> Sup Nostalg14c
09:17 < ceofreak> How's the life wasting going?
09:17 <@Nostalg14c> Flailing around.
09:17 <@Nostalg14c> Counting down 2 hours to go.
09:17 < ceofreak> Lucky you
09:17 <@Nostalg14c> Yourself?
09:17 < ceofreak> 7 more to go
09:17 < ceofreak> -_-
09:26 < plop> morning
09:26 < ceofreak> Sup Plop
09:26 < plop> hey ceo.
09:26 < plop> not much here.
09:28 < catbeard> How's your cron
09:28 < ceofreak> Will see on monday
09:29 < ceofreak> Should be working
09:29 < ceofreak> :D
09:30 < plop> haha why're you not working
09:31 < ceofreak> -_______________________-
09:33 < Wannabejrsysadm> Guys I need yer help
09:37 < humpaxx> Me too thanks
09:37 < humpaxx> Whats up Wannabejrsysadm
09:40 < Wannabejrsysadm> Computer lost trust to domain
09:40 < Wannabejrsysadm> So i thought nice, easy fix, login with local admin, put pc in workgroup, restart pc , put pc in domain , fixed
09:41 < Wannabejrsysadm> but for some reason if i put the pc in workgroup and restart he tries to login with domain user ??? (there is autologin configured via registry keys, even if I remove / change those settings it keeps trying ?)
09:41 < Wannabejrsysadm> i'm out of ideas at this point
09:46 < ceofreak> A gpo maybe?
09:46 < ceofreak> Na actually not
09:49 < Wannabejrsysadm> :(
09:49 < Wannabejrsysadm> shitty issue
09:49 < Holo> Domain aka AD?
09:50 < Holo> Hold on
09:50 < Holo> I think I have a PS script for that
09:50 < MillerBOSS> Sure, I'll hold.
09:50 <@Nostalg14c> its one line
09:50 < Holo> Ya
09:50 <@Nostalg14c> test-secureconnection -repair
09:50 <@Nostalg14c> securechannel
09:50 < Holo> What?
09:50 <@Nostalg14c> er.
09:51 <@Nostalg14c> Test-ComputerSecureChannel
09:51 <@Nostalg14c> -Repair
09:51 <@Nostalg14c> Fixes domain relationship.
09:51 < Holo> Reset-computermachinepassword -server Lscs-isnt.prv -credential Lscs\[ouusername]
09:51 < Holo> Was mine
09:52 < Wannabejrsysadm> so
09:52 < Holo> I wonder how Test-ComputerSecureChannel -Repair works
09:52 < Wannabejrsysadm> Test-ComputerSecureChannel
09:52 < Wannabejrsysadm> no credentials ?
09:52 <@Nostalg14c> you';ll need local admin creds
09:52 <@Nostalg14c> and domain creds
09:53 < Wannabejrsysadm> will it ask credentials when i just type in "Test-Computersecurechannel -repair" ?
09:53 <@Nostalg14c> Figure it out yourself )
09:53 <@Nostalg14c> :)
09:54 < xe0n> loll
09:55 < jumi> morning
09:55 < Holo> Well this is a better way to fix this issue
09:56 < Holo> Wannabejrsysadm: get-help Test-ComputerSecureChannel
09:56 < Holo> :p
09:56 < Wannabejrsysadm> if i do this
09:56 < Wannabejrsysadm> Reset-ComputerMachinePassword –server <DCname> -credential <DOMAIN\User>
09:57 < Wannabejrsysadm> DOMAIN\ domainadmin ?
09:57 < ceofreak> Hi Jumi
09:57 < Wannabejrsysadm> or DOMAIN\domainuser
09:57 < Holo> You are joining a computer to the domain
09:57 < Holo> Again
09:58 < Holo> Do users have access to do that? 0.o
09:58 <@Nostalg14c> By default, yes.
09:58 < Holo> Nostalg14c: way is better
09:59 < Holo> Nostalg14c: not where I work :p
09:59 < Holo> Need a domain admin to join or leave heh
10:01 < Wannabejrsysadm> i'l make a post on sysadmin and try again :p
10:03 < Holo> Wow
10:03 < Holo> Does he not know powershell
10:03 < Holo> -.-
10:09 < togenshi> You don't need domain admin to join computers, you just need the right permissions
10:11 < Holo> togenshi: indeed
10:12 < Holo> Everyone’s setup is different
10:20 < pcspkr> anyone run a hyper-v failover cluster with VMs that have TPMs?
10:29 <+ktechmidas> afternoon
10:30 <+ktechmidas> just installed Manjaro on my new ultrabook \o/
10:32 <+ktechmidas> the shop I bought it from insisted to set up Windows for me
10:32 <+ktechmidas> no matter how many times I told them I'm going to wipe it anyway
11:10 <@Nostalg14c> oops hometime, peace.
11:10 < humpaxx> Guys is the server down?
11:11 < humpaxx> Someone called and said they can´t get on the google
11:11 < ceofreak> peace Nostalg14c
11:12 < ceofreak> I just called HP because their fucking printer is not sending mails via SMTP
11:12 < ceofreak> After the lady talked to her "technician"
11:12 < ceofreak> he told her to tell me" I have to contact my SMTP Server"
11:12 < ceofreak> ...
11:12 < MillerBOSS> SMTP Server, hello, are you there?
11:13 < ceofreak> STMP Server actually
11:13 < ceofreak> she said
11:13 < MillerBOSS> Call her back and say the SMTP Server said to call her back and they can't do anything. :P
11:13  * MillerBOSS has Spotify stopped.
11:13  * MillerBOSS is listening to Lucky Twice - Lucky from the album Lucky on Spotify.
11:14 < ceofreak> hahahahha
11:14 < ceofreak> :D
11:15 < MillerBOSS> One hit wonder I think https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M15D54dh9Tg
11:15 <+layer-eight> * MillerBOSS →  YouTube → Lucky Twice - Lucky → ⚘ 466,103 ↑ 1,517 ↓ 64 ✍ 404
11:16 < MillerBOSS> Maybe nsfw. Saw a boob there
11:22 < mtnielsen> MillerBOSS that video is now in my permanent browser history
11:22 < mtnielsen> I blame you
11:22 < MillerBOSS> Oh nooooooes
11:30 < plop> mikemcowie is sending to many SendQ's.
12:02 <+ihre> make ops great again, prevent people from working in a team if they dont speak english
12:03 < jumi> agree
12:03 < jumi> also prevent them to work in systems if they don't know basic vi
12:08 < mtnielsen> ops work better if all ops are in the sam eroom
12:08 < mtnielsen> without sound barriers
12:08 < mtnielsen> or smell barriers
12:08 < mtnielsen> or air flow
12:11 <+ihre> the storage room of the dc :^)
12:17 < ceofreak> God it's just Tuesday
12:17 < enix[h]> ikr
12:17 < ceofreak> how I'm gonna survive this madness
12:18 < enix[h]> lots of rum
12:19 < ceofreak> I can't drink lately
12:19 < ceofreak> I get fucking headaches whenever i drink
12:19 < ceofreak> whatever i drink
12:19 < enix[h]> Well then you're not going to survive
12:19 < enix[h]> So shitty thing happened yesterday
12:20 < enix[h]> Called up an NBN provider who is 100% the only mob I want to go with. Gave the bloke my address and he's like "lemme check it.."
12:20 < enix[h]> Takes me off hold and he's like "so looks like your address doesn't exist"
12:20 < enix[h]> Turns out the developer/landlord/real estate agent hasn't registered the address... not even with the NBN guys (national broadband initiative)
12:20 < enix[h]> So I can't get internet at home.... have to use my hot spot for god knows how long
12:21  * enix[h] might not pay rent till it's fixed
12:24 < jumi> ihre: I'd work in the DC
12:24 < jumi> aircon 24/7, the hum of the fans cancelling my coworkers blabber, no cellphone coverage
12:24 < jumi> and headphones on 24/7
12:27 < enix[h]> Alright so I've installed i3 and X Window System. Installed tigervnc. Can xinit i3 without error
12:27 < enix[h]> Dunno what to do now to remotely access the display via tiger
12:29 < enix[h]> sacking tigervnc... x11vnc might do it
12:29 < enix[h]> yeah that did it dw
12:38 < Church-> Morning folks
12:38 < enix[h]> Mornin'
12:38 < enix[h]> Join prayer with me Church-
12:39 < enix[h]> In the pray that my machine comes back online after a reboot
12:39 < enix[h]> IT CAME BACK
12:40 < Church-> Lol
12:41 < enix[h]> buuuuuut not ssh
12:41 < enix[h]> shit
12:41 < enix[h]> i thought sshd was automatic?
12:42 < enix[h]> oh no latency sucks yay
13:02 < ceofreak> Anyone working with Linux in a Windows shop?
13:14 < GrandpaRick> hey
13:17 <+ktechmidas> well that was annoying... I couldn't figure out how to disable the middle button on the touchpad on these laptops
13:17 <+ktechmidas> whoever designed these laptops is an idiot
13:18 <+ktechmidas> accidentally misclick the left-click and you'll end up closing your chrome tab
13:23 < GrandpaRick> I think I might have a problem :qq
13:23 < GrandpaRick> I was hanging out with this girl all day every day for like the past week or so now its been almost 2 days without really talking, because shes playing with her old friend(which is obviously okay)
13:23 < GrandpaRick> but now I'm feeling some type o' way about it(like REALLY wanting to talk/play with her again)
13:27 < ny0x> schedule a play date. take her out to the park. hit up some swings and some slides
13:27 < ny0x> ez
13:27 < niklasye> GrandpaRick just tell her that you are setting up a brand spanking new pfsense machine in your basement, she'll come running in no time
13:27 < Popzi> take her to the bouncy castle if you know what i mean
13:27 < niklasye> just don't show her your windows 2012 server..
13:27 < GrandpaRick> @popzi lol
13:28 < GrandpaRick> @ny0x we are over 18, and dont live near each other :qq
13:28 < GrandpaRick> @niklasye lol
13:28 < niklasye> GrandpaRick you can share a gnu-screen session together while setting it up
13:28 < niklasye> now that is romantic
13:29 < GrandpaRick> honestly, that would be boring as shit to watch
13:29 < Popzi> niklasye has the best ideas
13:29 < niklasye> GrandpaRick you can run eject, and she can run eject -t
13:30 < Popzi> nah, shit would be romantic, look sweetheart, look at how neat that powershell script code is, bang tidy, isnt it? she'll want to git some of that for sure
13:30 <+ktechmidas> -t?
13:30  * ktechmidas runs man eject
13:30 < niklasye> ktechmidas to retract the tray
13:30 < niklasye> if I remember correctly
13:31 <+ktechmidas> ah --trayclose, I see
13:31 <+ktechmidas> been a long time since I've used actual CDs
13:31 < niklasye> same here, nowadays the tray is only good for scaring my wife over ssh
13:32 <+ktechmidas> .... I need to get a CD rom drive now
13:32 < niklasye> I have googly eyes on mine
13:32 < Popzi> you could get multiple and make them do a mexican wave
13:33 < niklasye> hahah that would be cool
13:38 < enix[h]> ktechmidas: they make good cup holders
13:38 < l3gacy> Found out my$OLD_JOB is being bought out for JUST the client list and rights, but NOTHING ELSE. The email from their competitor flat out said NO EMPLOYEES WILL BE HIRED and are NOT WELCOME TO BE
13:39 <+ktechmidas> I'd rather not put drinks near the computer enix[h] :|
13:42 < deww> l3gacy: glad it isn't your current job
13:42 < l3gacy> deww, it was
13:42 < niklasye> one tray one cup
13:42 < l3gacy> I quit, due to abuse by $DICK_OF_A_BOSS
13:42 < l3gacy> I did find out the competitor buying them out, wants the employee list, too
13:43 < l3gacy> and wants to make sure they are NEVER hired by them
13:43 < deww> lol wow
13:45 < Holo> wtf
13:47 < Holo> l3gacy but wouldn't that fall under EEOC?
13:47 < Holo> aka U.S. Equal Employment Opportunity Commission
13:48 < l3gacy> yus
13:48 < l3gacy> fun times
13:48 < Casteil> man.. my boss has been pretty awesome lately
13:50 < Casteil> seems like he's intent on keeping us happy heh
13:50 < vavkamil> WPA3 is finally out
13:50 < Holo> keeping IT unhappy is the worst thing you can do
13:51 < Holo> vavkamil cool, Ill see it on my devices in 10 years
13:51 < vavkamil> https://www.wi-fi.org/news-events/newsroom/wi-fi-alliance-introduces-wi-fi-certified-wpa3-security
13:51 <+layer-eight> * vavkamil →  Wi-Fi Alliance® introduces Wi-Fi CERTIFIED WPA3™ security  | Wi-Fi Alliance
13:51 < Casteil> so there's been talk of moving some staff from this office downtown; which I had mixed feelings about (it'd be neat to work down there, but it'd also increase my commute by 4-6 times)
13:52 < Casteil> (~5-8 minutes to ~15-30 minutes, so I guess more like 3-4 times)
13:52 < Holo> welll.... don't we live close to work
13:52 < deww> Casteil: you.... lol
13:53 < Casteil> yes, it's one of the biggest quality of life benefits of this job
13:53 < Casteil> or at least where I currently work
13:53 < Casteil> anyway; we're not being moved downtown - HR is
13:53 < Holo> the fact that they can walk to your house a few blocks away and tell you to come to work?
13:54 < Casteil> it's still 2.5 miles :P
14:00 < arlion> !yt 500 miles
14:01 < arlion[bot]> The Proclaimers - I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles) - https://youtu.be/tbNlMtqrYS0
14:01 <+layer-eight> * arlion[bot] →  ⚓  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbNlMtqrYS0&feature=youtu.be → YouTube → The Proclaimers - I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles) → ⚘ 25,966,873 ↑ 212,451 ↓ 6,096 ✍ 9,756 → * Content Restrictions
14:13 < Casteil> hahaha
14:14 < Casteil> you can assign custom Jira keys
14:14 < Casteil> our existing project was "DA"
14:14 < Casteil> and we're planning on doing a rewrite
14:14 < Casteil> new project key is "DAM"
14:25 < asimon> Man namecheap has some really cheap domains
14:25 < asimon> I could get myfullname.website for $0.88/yr
14:26 <@cryptic1> morning
14:27 < asimon> Good morning cryptic1
14:32 < Nightcinder> cryptic1.website
14:32 < Popzi> asimon: isnt the usual trend to go for a myfullname.me domain?
14:32 < Nightcinder> no .xxx
14:32 < Sousapro> ++
14:32 <@cryptic1> is that what you guys are doing now?
14:32 < Sousapro> cryptic1: yeah, it's at the top of my resume
14:32 < Nightcinder> do .xxx domains still cost like $90?
14:32 <@cryptic1> redriecting domains with my name to Hunterkll's site
14:32 <@cryptic1> ?
14:33 <@cryptic1> Sousapro, LOL
14:33 < Nightcinder> that'd bef un
14:33 < asimon> Popzi: idk, I don't actually know anything about personal websites
14:33 < Nightcinder> put a .xxx version of your website at the top of your resume
14:33 < Nightcinder> that just redirects to .com
14:33 < Sousapro> cryptic1: can't figure out why I keep getting weird callbacks from recruiters at 3am asking if they can come over
14:33 < asimon> The other way around nightcinder
14:34 < asimon> you want the .com to redirect to .xxx
14:34 < asimon> or .adult
14:34 < Nightcinder> The .xxx domain extension was created for the global adult entertainment industry. It is intended to provide trusted domain names for adult-themed sites and to encourage safe, responsible behavior online.
14:34 < Sousapro> . donger
14:34 < Nightcinder> >safe responsible behavior
14:35 < Nightcinder> woof $80
14:35 < Sousapro> Nightcinder: fapping is usually safe behavior
14:35 < Nightcinder> not if you're chafing
14:35 < Sousapro> J E R G E N S
14:37 < vavkamil> google is abc.xyz, they should also purchase abc.xxx
14:51 <+giant_it_burrit> great googly moogly
14:53 < Nightcinder> sql server 2017 is per core licensing?
14:56 < Popzi> yes sql server uses give us all your fucking money licensing yes
14:59 < McDonaldsWiFi> someone should buy felda.xxx
14:59 < McDonaldsWiFi> or pfsense.xxx
15:02 < humpaxx> Heyo
15:03 < humpaxx> Guys i dun goofed, i encrpyted the home folder on my new ubuntu server install and when i rebooted and logged on i only see "Acess-Your_private_data.desktop and a readme but the symlinks don´t seem to go files that exist
15:04 < humpaxx> what do? :S
15:04 <@cryptic1> humpaxx, have you tried installing pfsense?
15:04 < mcj> Happy tuesday yall
15:04 < mcj> Another day, another 75 cents
15:05 < brucevein`> rpifan, still here?
15:05 < brucevein`> damn, no
15:05 < Nightcinder> another day another pfsense
15:06 < brucevein`> any of yall have experience with raspberry pi and gpio?
15:06 < McDonaldsWiFi> mostly tinkering at home!
15:07 < brucevein`> im looking to build this http://pibbqmonitor.blogspot.com/2014/09/three-probe-temperature-monitor-for.html
15:07 <+layer-eight> * brucevein` →  Raspberry PI BBQ Temperature Monitor: Three probe temperature monitor for BBQ/Smoker using Raspberry Pi
15:07 < McDonaldsWiFi> I found a C library that made the Pi GPIO act like an arudino.. that was kinda neat
15:07 < humpaxx> brucevein`: i use the serial cable with mine
15:07 < brucevein`> this is an older project, trying to see if it will still work on a newer pi
15:07 < brucevein`> did they change the gpio pin header over the years?
15:07 < brucevein`> his plans call for a 13x2 header
15:08 < brucevein`> the gpio header on my pi is 2x20 i think
15:08 < McDonaldsWiFi> hmmmm
15:08 < McDonaldsWiFi> I'm wanting to say the software side of teh GPIO changed a bit between 1 version of teh pi
15:08 < McDonaldsWiFi> can't remember if ti was 1 to 2 or 2 to 3
15:08 < brucevein`> i see a guy that got it working on the pi zero
15:09 < McDonaldsWiFi> or.. I could be fulla shit. BUt i think my C library was dependant on my pi version
15:09 < McDonaldsWiFi> ahh  maybe its just a matter of loking at a pinout and wiring it manaully, if its still called the same in software
15:10 < alazare619> welp xen conversion didn't go as smooth as i'd of hoped
15:10 < alazare619> didn't let me import the OVF's
15:19 < coderphive> tbh I astroturfed the Dallas area with pamplets letting people know cryptic1 is now the top upline to join in the North American continent for YoungLiving
15:20 < abakedapplepie> the what what for what
15:20 <+ktechmidas> coderphive, you bastard
15:20 <+ktechmidas> they'll never leave him alone :P
15:21 < coderphive> My singular goal is to create instability, I feel I'm succeeding
15:22 < corn266> coderphive, this is not a graceful fall from op'dom
15:22 < coderphive> I live in dualities
15:23 < corn266> oh yea? kick me
15:23 < corn266> do it fgt
15:23 < coderphive> rekt
15:23 <+ktechmidas> haha
15:23 < corn266> hey
15:23 < corn266> wait a minute
15:23 < coderphive> request granted
15:23 <@cryptic1> you requested it
15:23 < corn266> I requested coderphive do it
15:23 <+ktechmidas> cryptic1, kick cryptic1
15:23 < GreyKite> I'm so confused as to what he thought was gonna happen there
15:24 < coderphive> I actually have a tunnel from my brainpiece to cryptic1's api's
15:24 <+ktechmidas> Haha
15:25 < coderphive> All you need is telnet tho, cryptic1 only supports minimalistic communication protocols
15:25 < coderphive> no rpc
15:25  * ktechmidas wonders if that works in regex
15:25 < coderphive> killdash9 bot actually supports REST
15:26 <+ktechmidas> cryptic1, kick ^(?!ktech).*$
15:27 < corn266> coderphive, if you are cryptic1 then post your bitcoin wallet private key through cryptic1
15:28 <@cryptic1> but i already know the key
15:28 < corn266> darn
15:28 < coderphive> true, all my bitcoin transactions go over cryptic1's telnet
15:29 < coderphive> which is unforunate given that all my bitcoin has now been spent on essential oils
15:29 <@cryptic1> I told you dollars a day can be made selling essential oils
15:30 < coderphive> Yeah, I'm just not so sure spraying the DC down with Thieves was the right thing to do
15:30 < corn266> Well if we're allowed to sell here I have little capsules filled with tapeworm eggs. Pretty much melts the fat right off
15:30 < SynMonger> I know someone that's made a few millions off selling that thieves stuff
15:31 < SynMonger> they got in at the top of the pyramid
15:32 <+ktechmidas> check out /r/antimlm
15:32 <+ktechmidas> for some hilarious MLM stories
15:32 <+ktechmidas> been a subscriber there for a while
15:32 < coderphive> my favorite sub
15:32 < Casteil> dev is mr grumpypants this morning -.- bit irritating
15:33 <+ktechmidas> never really dealt with MLM's myself though... one of my exs mother sold Avon at one point
15:33 <+ktechmidas> I remember going with my ex to do the rounds and drop catalogs off
15:34 < SynMonger> herbalife won't die
15:35 < Casteil> MLMs are ridiculous
15:35 < Casteil> want to make actual money? get a real job
15:35 < corn266> what does MLM even stand for? men loving men?
15:35 < Casteil> multi level marketing (scheme)
15:35 < SynMonger> multi level marketing
15:36 < SynMonger> a somehow legal form of a pyramid scheme
15:36 < corn266> still sounds gay
15:36 < ebol4> what's the powershell remote port
15:36 < abakedapplepie> 443
15:36 < ebol4> are you trying to deceive me again goofy
15:36 < abakedapplepie> lol
15:37 < abakedapplepie> its over winrm
15:37 < abakedapplepie> so whatever thats configured for
15:37 < abakedapplepie> default is 5985/5986
15:37 < corn266> 5985?
15:37 < abakedapplepie> but it can use 443
15:37 < ebol4> it would appear that it is indeed 5985
15:38 < vinrock> "NtpClient will try again in 3473457 minutes and double the reattempt interval thereafter."
15:38 < vinrock> NtpClient will try again in... 6 and a half years?
15:38 < vinrock> ohhhhkay
15:38 < abakedapplepie> wew
15:44 < Jekotia> Looking to reconfigure already deployed work stations to allow remote management. Is this approach a good idea? Bunch of firewall rules to enable with a batch script https://pastebin.com/3aG3Hiwp
15:44 <+layer-eight> * Jekotia →  [Batch] netsh advfirewall firewall set rule group="file and printer sharing" new enable= - Pastebin.com
15:45 < Jekotia> I figure that at the very least, after that's done I have the access I need to mass-correct things if that's too open, or less than ideal
15:45 < abakedapplepie> seems like a lot of things to enable
15:46 < abakedapplepie> i would just do file and printer sharing and winrm
15:46 < abakedapplepie> and remote desktop i guess
15:46 < jaelae> this guy
15:46 < jaelae> coworker keeps adding new monitoring rules willy-nilly
15:47 < abakedapplepie> but idk what you need or use so idk
15:47 < abakedapplepie> so i found out today that when i restored my webserver accounts
15:47 < abakedapplepie> it restored the OLD nameservers to the DNS zones
15:47 < abakedapplepie> all my sites are reporting two bad nameservers locally and they dont match the correct global nameservers
15:47 < abakedapplepie> 88 accounts
15:47 < abakedapplepie> rip
15:48 < abakedapplepie> :/
15:48 < Jekotia> abakedapplepie: I'm currently just trying to establish some semblance of a windows infrastructure. ~200PC's and no remote management. Started using PDQ Deploy and Inventory and I love them, but only ~15 PC's are actually configured in a way to even respond
15:48 < abakedapplepie> well you can honestly get by with just enabling winrm
15:48 < abakedapplepie> remoteps the rest
15:48 < vinrock> yeah thats p. much all you need
15:48 < abakedapplepie> but rdp and file and printer sharing will make things easy
15:51 <+giant_it_burrit> what software do we hate this week?
15:51 < abakedapplepie> umm
15:52 < abakedapplepie> i am going to go with my pbx
15:52 <+giant_it_burrit> well right now
15:52 < abakedapplepie> or no actually
15:52 <+giant_it_burrit> http://thisfuckingpieceofsoftwaresucks.com/
15:52 < abakedapplepie> confluence
15:52 <+layer-eight> * giant_it_burrit →  ⚓  https://java.com/en/ → java.com: Java + You
15:52 < Jekotia> giant_it_burrit: Whichever client is allowing you to be here
15:52 <+giant_it_burrit> see
15:52 <+giant_it_burrit> java
15:52 < abakedapplepie> wow when was that updated
15:53 < abakedapplepie> that page looks straight out of 2005
15:53 <+giant_it_burrit> the java page?
15:53 < abakedapplepie> yes
15:53 < desgen> logntime compdribooder
15:53 < abakedapplepie> wat
15:54 < desgen> compdribooder LONGTIME
15:54  * abakedapplepie sets desgen's terminal to 10x40 
15:55 < vinrock> she looks so excited
15:55 < vinrock> he's almost done whitelisting everything required to access that website
15:55 < abakedapplepie> who what
15:55 <+giant_it_burrit> im so tired
15:55 < vinrock> the java page
15:55 < abakedapplepie> this sounds like a porno soft open
15:55 <+giant_it_burrit> ive whitelisted everything java
15:55 <+giant_it_burrit> under her eyes lol
15:55 < abakedapplepie> wait javapage am i getting a different version
15:55 < abakedapplepie> theres no woman
15:56 < abakedapplepie> theres only a man
15:56 < vinrock> WHOA
15:56 < vinrock> the picture changes
15:56  * desgen installs openrc in replace of systemd for abakedapplepie 
15:56 < vinrock> this is so high tech
15:56 < abakedapplepie> OH SHIT
15:56 < vinrock> i got a cutie on the floor now
15:56 < abakedapplepie> that looks like the centipedes in my vagina girl
15:56 < vinrock> ok refreshed it and now i have a cancer patient
15:57 < abakedapplepie> its more likely than you think
15:57 < desgen> ENJOY DEBUGGING THAT FUCKO
15:57 < vinrock> man
15:57 < vinrock> i forgot about centipedes in my vagina
15:57 <+giant_it_burrit> rm -rf *
15:57 < abakedapplepie> lol
15:57 < abakedapplepie> one of the oldest memes
15:57 < vinrock> damn str8
15:57 < abakedapplepie> up there with all your base
15:57 < vinrock> that and jeff goldblum is watching you poop
15:57 < vinrock> yeah and all your base
15:58 < desgen> giant_it_burrit, I do that to my user folder every other mental breakdown
15:58 < abakedapplepie> i dont remember jeff goldblum
15:58 < vinrock> that was like
15:58 < vinrock> the worlds first internet meme
15:58 < abakedapplepie> that was a ytmnd thing wasnt it
15:58 < abakedapplepie> oh no it was a dedicated geocities page in 2002
15:58 < abakedapplepie> lol
15:58 < vinrock> https://pics.me.me/jeff-goldblum-is-watching-you-poop-avesomegifs-co-29057695.png
15:58 <+layer-eight> * vinrock →  IMAGE/PNG Document, 205,407 bytes
15:59 < abakedapplepie> i never partook in that meme i guess
15:59 <+giant_it_burrit> https://wanwan-html5.moe/
15:59 <+layer-eight> * giant_it_burrit →  Wan!~
15:59 < vinrock> i need to frame that for my guest bathroom
15:59 < desgen> pedobear seems to be the oldest meme
15:59 < desgen> then rickroll
15:59 < vinrock> nah those aint that old
15:59 < vinrock> well
16:00 < abakedapplepie> no way
16:00 < abakedapplepie> lol
16:00 < vinrock> ok they are but not old old
16:00 < desgen> http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/all?sort=oldest
16:00 <+layer-eight> * desgen →  All Entries (Sorted by Oldest) | Know Your Meme
16:00 < vinrock> yeah thats missing like, all the old memes
16:00 < JFDkthx> cockmongler
16:00 < desgen> goes by user submissions
16:00 < desgen> doubt the site was there before memes became memes
16:01 < JFDkthx> vinrock: need to get on the old chan archives
16:01 < abakedapplepie> rickroll cant be older than youtube, for one thing
16:01 < vinrock> yeah thats where you'd hit gold
16:01 < vinrock> or old sa.com
16:01 < abakedapplepie> ^
16:01 < vinrock> since thgats where 4chan came from
16:01 < desgen> goatse is top meme
16:01 < JFDkthx> only you like sa tho
16:01 < abakedapplepie> i miss sa
16:01 < vinrock> sa is still ok
16:01 < vinrock> not like it used to be but still good posts
16:01 < abakedapplepie> i think last time i checked my account is still active
16:01 < deww> memes originated from newsgroups.
16:01 < deww> memememememe
16:01 < vinrock> yeah mine is
16:01 < vinrock> my original sa account is long gone tho
16:02 < vinrock> current one is from like 2010
16:02 < abakedapplepie> all your base is the oldest meme im aware of
16:02 < abakedapplepie> btw
16:02 < desgen> deww, whats the oldest meme
16:02 < abakedapplepie> much older than pedobear
16:02 < desgen> oh shit deww
16:02 < desgen> I was thinking about you
16:02 < desgen> and you just talked
16:02 < JFDkthx> abakedapplepie: some newgrounds shit
16:02 < desgen> that fucking mind connection
16:02 < abakedapplepie> all your base was newgrounds shit
16:02 < abakedapplepie> lol
16:02 < JFDkthx> i know
16:02 < JFDkthx> thats what im saying
16:02 < JFDkthx> BLAM!
16:03 < abakedapplepie> oh
16:03 < abakedapplepie> lol
16:03 < desgen> I thought "who knows memes in 80s/90s more than anyone"
16:03 < desgen> I thought
16:03 < desgen> deww, THAT CHINK
16:03 < vinrock> ok im triggerd
16:03 < vinrock> reeeeeee
16:03 <@cryptic1> fixed, bbl
16:04 < vinrock> my hero
16:04 < vinrock> :swoon:
16:04 < ravioli> oi
16:04 < desgen> aye
16:04 < alazare619> why does /dev/sd* exist when /dev/disk-by-uuid exists?
16:04 < ravioli> need help. what is this? https://i.imgur.com/CrU0q2K.jpg
16:04 <+layer-eight> * ravioli →  IMGUR Image → Image/jpeg → a minute ago → 1224x1632 → ⚘ 9
16:05 < vinrock> cable box
16:05 < ravioli> but for doing what?
16:05 < vinrock> it says time warner on it...
16:05 < vinrock> tv/internet
16:05 < corn266> alazare619, it's easier to `mount /dev/sd* /some/path` than `mount /dev/disk-by-uuid/asdfakslbdfaskdfjasbhlkfdhlkfjas /some/path`
16:05 < ravioli> so it generates tv and internet?
16:05 < vinrock> its just a splice off the main line coming in
16:05 < ravioli> ah
16:05 < ravioli> k
16:05 < ravioli> thx
16:05 < ravioli> :*
16:05 < vinrock> no doubt
16:06 < alazare619> corn266: but /dev/sd* some times changes
16:06 < alazare619> but the uuid does not
16:06 < SynMonger> so
16:06 < corn266> it does if you format the disk
16:06 < desgen> ravioli, that's an EMP from the 50's
16:06 < desgen> im a professional
16:06 < abakedapplepie> ravioli: yeah youll find a box like that every ~5-10 houses, it just spluts the main trunk into end-user drops
16:07 < humpaxx> desgen: obviously a voice activated IED, can´t you see the microphone holes?
16:07 < desgen> looks like a mini 50's fridge
16:07 < desgen> without the garbage
16:08 < abakedapplepie> looks like a penis
16:08 < humpaxx> But its so colorful.. the world wasn´t black and white back then?
16:08 < abakedapplepie> without the penis
16:08 < desgen> it looks like some sort of speaker system at the very least
16:08 < desgen> probably to yell at people in the forest
16:08 < abakedapplepie> oh speaking of yelling at people in the forest
16:08 < abakedapplepie> that ww2 air raid siren on the fp yesterday
16:08 < abakedapplepie> omg i need it
16:09 < SynMonger> can't you 3d print those things now?
16:10 < asimon> wtf I just reset a users password in office365 and the password it gave me begins with the word "Porn"
16:10 < asimon> that's unexpected
16:12 < corn266> PornIsAnUnholyAbomination
16:14 < abakedapplepie> 0 bytes free
16:14 < Nightcinder> https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2018/06/tlbleed-a-new-way-to-leak-crypto-keys-on-hyperthreaded-processors/
16:14 <+layer-eight> * Nightcinder →  Hyperthreading under scrutiny with new TLBleed crypto key leak | Ars Technica
16:14 < abakedapplepie> woops
16:14 < Nightcinder> here we go again
16:15 < SynMonger> abakedapplepie: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIZBGc0DCgI
16:15 <+layer-eight> * SynMonger →  YouTube → 3D printed air raid siren → ⚘ 191 ↑ 9 ↓ 0 ✍ 16
16:16 < abakedapplepie> yeah but
16:16 < abakedapplepie> thats not a ww2 air raid siren
16:16 < abakedapplepie> thats just someones dinky bench grinder
16:16 < abakedapplepie> :P
16:17 < abakedapplepie> lol
16:18 < abakedapplepie> i love the sound they make at low revs
16:18 < vinrock> the oldschool air raid sirens were dope
16:18 < vinrock> powered by chrysler hemi big blocks
16:19 < ravioli> anyone wanna know what that cable thing actually is? now that i've got more info from ppl
16:19 < plop> sup ravioli
16:19 < ravioli> hi plop.
16:19 < vinrock> http://autoweek.com/article/car-life/chryslers-cold-warrior
16:19 < ravioli> apparently someone cut a cable line in the ground a few years ago. this box splices the cable line back together.
16:19 <+layer-eight> * vinrock →  Chrysler's Cold Warrior | Autoweek
16:19 < vinrock> boosh
16:20 < vinrock> ah
16:20 < felda> is your body ready for WPA3?
16:20 < vinrock> thats the same kinda box they put in neighborhoods that get cable service
16:20 < vinrock> well, ones with buried cablre
16:23 < Jekotia> vinrock: My mom works in a call center for an ISP/cable-provide, and she refers to those as pedestals. That's all I have for you. Hoping it might ease your search
16:23 < Sousapro> vinrock: the tornado sirens in some areas are still like that
16:23 < Sousapro> a lot of the ones in Wichita were super oldschool
16:23 < vinrock> jekotia thanks for the funfact
16:23 < vinrock> no shit
16:24 < vinrock> i want one of those bigass horns they use for the ships
16:24 < vinrock> theres a yt video of a guy with one mounted in his back yard with a giant tank of compressed air
16:24 < vinrock> fucker seems like its loud enough to shatter every window in the neighborhood
16:26 < abakedapplepie> oh i have always wanted a train horn
16:26 < abakedapplepie> tri horn
16:26 < vinrock> hornblasters.com
16:26 < vinrock> for train horns
16:26 <+TuxedoJack> I find it deliciously ironic that I'm running forensic tools on a laptop that has Symantec Enterprise Encryption installed... off a build of TuxPE with the drivers for SEE built in... off a key-shaped flash drive
16:30 < MadCamel> heh I was doing much the same last week except with checkpoint endpoint security. Had to hax their software a little though, doesn't let you use a user-access password to mount a drive normally
16:30 < abakedapplepie> if i could fit a foghorn on a car i would
16:30 < Sousapro> TuxedoJack: wow, it was able to decrypt it without the password?
16:34 < abakedapplepie> man
16:34 < abakedapplepie> signal horns aint cheap
16:34 < shoh> cryptic1 +v pls
16:35 < humpaxx> I dont know what +v is but i want it too
16:35 < JFDkthx> are you buying them in pairs?
16:35 < Holo> lol
16:35 < JFDkthx> because i hear unihorns are almost mythical
16:35 < shoh> is Hatter here
16:36 < vinrock> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rmBwCR1HVg
16:36 < abakedapplepie> JFDkthx: Die
16:36 <+layer-eight> * vinrock →  YouTube → Homemade PVC air ship horn → ⚘ 1,553,377 ↑ 11,354 ↓ 398 ✍ 1,594
16:36 < vinrock> thats the horn in the back yard video i was talkin about
16:36 < vinrock> that thing is fucking LOUD
16:36 < ebol4> in powershell, is there an equivalent to bash's "cp file.txt{,.bk}" for quick and easy copying in the same folder
16:37 < abakedapplepie> wheres his earpro
16:37 < abakedapplepie> lol
16:37 < abakedapplepie> jesus christ
16:37 < abakedapplepie> wow
16:37 < humpaxx> what does {.,bk} do?
16:37 < abakedapplepie> holy shit
16:37 < abakedapplepie> i want one vinrock
16:37 < JFDkthx> dont need earpro if ur already def
16:37 < ebol4> humpaxx: it copies file.txt to file.txt.bk
16:37 < hxcsp> append .bk
16:37 < vinrock> hell yeah man
16:37 < abakedapplepie> his neighbors must love him
16:37 < abakedapplepie> god damn
16:37 < vinrock> id mount that shit on my kayak
16:37 < vinrock> be a huge asshole floating down the river
16:37 < JFDkthx> and u'll have a horn
16:37 < vinrock> OUTAMY WAY WITH YO BITCHASS TUBES
16:37 < vinrock> BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPP
16:38 < abakedapplepie> lol last time i went yaking we all started doing some chant, i dont even remember what it was
16:38 < abakedapplepie> come around the corner to a family camping site on the bank and theres like 10 families
16:38 < JFDkthx> way up north where the ice is cold
16:38 < abakedapplepie> laughing their asses off
16:38 < JFDkthx> where the man can find no gold
16:38 < vinrock> i got a bad habit now where if i see a crane fly away i scream 'MAJESTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIC"
16:38 < JFDkthx> anyone?
16:38 < JFDkthx> :(
16:39 < hxcsp> nope
16:39 < vinrock> <crickets>
16:39 < JFDkthx> its the killing the baby seals song
16:39 < JFDkthx> :(
16:39 < shoh> :(
16:39 < shoh> poor u
16:39 < abakedapplepie> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHCmzvzCmhI
16:40 <+layer-eight> * abakedapplepie →  YouTube → Sounding the Sumburgh Foghorn → ⚘ 1,338,984 ↑ 21,803 ↓ 432 ✍ 1,274
16:40 < abakedapplepie> this is satisfying as fuck
16:40 < abakedapplepie> look at those pressure vessels!
16:40 < abakedapplepie> <3
16:40 < JFDkthx> are they quaking
16:40 < vinrock> whoa
16:40 < JFDkthx> nothing like some good vessels quaking
16:41 < vinrock> 'foghorn technician'
16:41 < JFDkthx> 'excuse me sir i would like to interview you' WHAAAAAAAAAAAT?
16:42 < grumplestiltzkin> s/ves/wes
16:42 <+layer-eight> [SED grumplestiltzkin/JFDkthx] nothing like some good wessels quaking
16:42 < humpaxx> ebol4: copy-item doesn´t seem to have that but you could write a new function that uses copy-item and appends .bk
16:42 < humpaxx> but then again im no powershell wizard
16:44 < humpaxx> My newish coworker is on vacation for 2 weeks and it feels great
16:45 < humpaxx> He doesn´t use tab autocomplete in powershell or bash, watching him type out commands and paths hurts
16:46 < abakedapplepie> humpaxx: my coworker doesnt even know how to read or type
16:46 < abakedapplepie> so, count your blessings
16:46 < hxcsp> abakedapplepie's coworker is a potato
16:46 < humpaxx> abakedapplepie: is your coworker a rubber duck?
16:47 < abakedapplepie> i give him a guide to follow to do the same task over and over
16:47 < humpaxx> or a potato like hxcsp said
16:47 < abakedapplepie> i get questions every 5 minutes
16:47 < abakedapplepie> ive stopped answering and just say "did you read the guide"
16:47 < hxcsp> so its a toddler
16:47 < hxcsp> thats worse
16:47 < abakedapplepie> and he hunt and pecks they keyboard
16:47 < abakedapplepie> 2  finger hunt and peck
16:47 < humpaxx> abakedapplepie: god damn.
16:47 < abakedapplepie> my grandfather can type faster
16:47 < abakedapplepie> and hes dead
16:48 < shoh> obvs shit guides
16:48 < shoh> what position is this guy in
16:48 < shoh> did he come in as technical, or non-technical
16:48 < abakedapplepie> technical
16:48 < abakedapplepie> i never saw his resume
16:48 < shoh> fairly senior position?
16:48 < shoh> or just like
16:48 < abakedapplepie> my boss is retarded when it comes to hiring
16:48 < shoh> desktop engineer
16:48 < shoh> lol
16:48 < abakedapplepie> no not at all
16:48 < abakedapplepie> level 1 tech
16:48 < abakedapplepie> hes also like 55
16:48 < abakedapplepie> lol
16:48 < shoh> can't expect much brains there
16:48 < abakedapplepie> yeah
16:48 < abakedapplepie> you get what you pay for
16:48 < shoh> he was probably doing powershell before tab was a thing ;)
16:48 < abakedapplepie> i just dont know what we are paying
16:49 < shoh> changing tapes for him means something different
16:49 < humpaxx> abakedapplepie: my guy has a bunch of microsoft certs but no real work experience
16:49 < shoh> I don't rate MS certs tbh
16:49 < shoh> they're nice to have
16:49 < shoh> but work exp is more critical
16:49 < shoh> it's great that you know the theory behind something
16:49 < shoh> but it means fuck all if you can't fix it
16:50 <@JollyRgrs> man, so our AC is not working well (they said freon leak... it's been an issue all this week and part of last week)
16:50 < humpaxx> Anyone here know of anything interesting going down in London in august?
16:50 <@JollyRgrs> and i jsut got off a call, so on top of being just hot... i'm steaming from the stupidity i just dealt with
16:51 <@JollyRgrs> humpaxx: augustfest london!
16:51 < humpaxx> JollyRgrs: Is that like octoberfest but with tea?
16:51 <@JollyRgrs> i totally just made that up :P
16:51 < shoh> JollyRgrs u english?
16:51 < abakedapplepie> lol
16:51 < shoh> thought you were an americunt
16:51 <@JollyRgrs> shoh: stfu and eat a crumpet
16:52 < shoh> you're on a UK freenode server too!
16:52 < shoh> !!!!!
16:52 <@JollyRgrs> yeah, take that! no taxation AND representation
16:53 < asimon> every libertarians dream
16:53 < hxcsp> i want to hear a good british accent from you JollyRgrs
16:53 <@JollyRgrs> ello guvna, pip pip, honey nut cherrios
16:53 < shoh> dont think honey nut cheerios are a thing
16:54 <@JollyRgrs> shoh: what?
16:54 < shoh> oh I lie
16:54 < shoh> they are
16:54 <@JollyRgrs> do you not have those?
16:54 < vinrock> OI YOU GOT A LICENSE FOR THAT FORK?
16:54 < shoh> I don't eat cheerios
16:54 <@JollyRgrs> OMG, you dre missing out
16:54 <@JollyRgrs> *are
16:54 < hxcsp> fish and chips
16:54 < shoh> I don't eat breakfast at all actually
16:54 < asimon> honey nut are the best dry cereal that there is
16:54 < shoh> nah
16:54 < hxcsp> crumpets and tea
16:54 < shoh> only cereal I rate
16:54 < shoh> are
16:54 < shoh> Krave
16:54 <@JollyRgrs> honey nut cheerios with banana, blueberry and strawberry slices with some milk is sooooooooooooooo good
16:54 < asimon> +1 JollyRgrs
16:54 <@JollyRgrs> no cookie crisp?
16:54 < shoh> uhm mods
16:54 <@JollyRgrs> no lucky charms?
16:54 < shoh> no one puts fruit on cereal
16:54 <@JollyRgrs> no cinnimon toast crunch?
16:54 < hxcsp> cinnamon toast crunch
16:54 < officerrando> OI! It's prounounced loicence, ya cunt!
16:54 < shoh> cookie crisp ye
16:55 < hxcsp> captain crunch
16:55 < shoh> no lucky charms
16:55 < hxcsp> crunch berries
16:55 < shoh> unless you have an american shelf in the store
16:55 < Atro> PS: don't hire emo junior at their first job, they don't know worse
16:55 < shoh> cinnimon toast crunch
16:55 < shoh> hmm
16:55 < shoh> I think so
16:55 <@JollyRgrs> "i only eat krave"
16:55 <@JollyRgrs> liar
16:55 < shoh> Nah that's true
16:55 < shoh> in regards to cereal
16:55 < shoh> I HAVE eaten other cereals
16:55 < shoh> but as I said
16:56 <@JollyRgrs> i bet you never had star wars or ninja turtle cereals either
16:56 < shoh> I don't tend to eat breakfast
16:56 < shoh> nah
16:56 < shoh> before my time
16:56 < shoh> ;)
16:56 <@JollyRgrs> how about booberry or count chocula?
16:56 < shoh> nope
16:56 < shoh> we don't have those unless theres an american shelf in the store
16:56 < shoh> some stores do
16:56 < shoh> literally a small shelf the width of a decently sized monitor
16:56 < grumplestiltzkin> booberry was an abortion.  the count is top tier.   frankenberry was somewhere in between
16:56 < shoh> stuff like reeses eare on there
16:56 <@JollyRgrs> heh, we have an int'l aisle some places... w/ all the asian food, etc and also sometimes english where they have mars bars
16:57 < shoh> mars bars are just the same asss
16:57 < shoh> mily ways
16:57 < humpaxx> I tried fish and chips last time i was in the UK.. i sorta expected the fish to be like a big fishstick but it was much thicker, like cod or something
16:57 < shoh> milky ways*
16:57 < humpaxx> too much fishmeat
16:57 <@JollyRgrs> shoh: they are slightly diff... i prefer milky ways
16:57 <@JollyRgrs> esp the caramel milky ways
16:57 < abakedapplepie> i need to stop gambling on farts today
16:57 < vinrock> isnt that what fish n chips always is
16:57 < shoh> only milky way I had was in the dominican republic
16:57 < vinrock> fried codfish
16:57 < hxcsp> i remember mars bars from when i lived in england
16:57 < hxcsp> also cadburys
16:57 < shoh> the only american milky way*
16:57 < vinrock> dude
16:57 < hxcsp> and harrods
16:57 < shoh> do you guys have snickers?
16:57 < vinrock> id fucking kill for a scotch egg
16:58 < humpaxx> vinrock: i did not know
16:58 <@JollyRgrs> yeah
16:58 <@JollyRgrs> snickers aren't bad
16:58 < abakedapplepie> scotch eggs are bae
16:58 <@JollyRgrs> do you guys have baby ruth's?
16:58 < humpaxx> Anyway im off! laters
16:58 < vinrock> thats a good candy bar
16:58 < abakedapplepie> college dive bar used to sell them
16:58 < abakedapplepie> i miss those
16:58 < vinrock> theres a bar named the fox & hound in orlando that makes em'
16:58 < vinrock> i cant find them anywhere else
16:58 < abakedapplepie> also had a jar of pickled eggs behind the bar at all times
16:58 <@JollyRgrs> shoh: can you believe that cryptic1 has never seen monty python's quest for teh holy grail?
16:58 < vinrock> and its not the chain restaurant, its a little pub
16:58 < vinrock> oh god i fuckin love pickled eggs
16:59 < mrghostman> there is a scottish pub in savannah ga that makes scotch eggs too
16:59 < vinrock> hard to find good ones tho
16:59 < abakedapplepie> they made their own
16:59 < vinrock> yeah the best are always the ones made by the house
16:59 < vinrock> we had a local bar that mnade em but the kids took over and it went to shit
16:59 < abakedapplepie> jar full of herbs and pickles
16:59 < abakedapplepie> and eggs
17:00 < hxcsp> damn kids
17:00 < shoh> nah dont have baby ruths
17:00 < shoh> and yeah I can believe that JollyRgrs cryptic1 is a bit of a twat
17:01 < shoh> ok one thing I need to clear with you americunts
17:01 < shoh> you guys say twat
17:01 < shoh> like
17:01 < shoh> twhat
17:01 < shoh> whereas
17:01 < shoh> it's more like an at sound at the end
17:02 < abakedapplepie> no one says twhat
17:02 < vinrock> jesus fuck this dipshit receptionist how many times do i have to tell you not to transfer calls unless im asked for by name
17:02 < shoh> I've heard many americans say Twhat
17:02 < vinrock> i think i recall that started from some movie
17:03 < vinrock> maybe like some old mike myers flick
17:04 < JFDkthx> JollyRgrs: had em in tn
17:07 < Nightcinder> https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2018/06/china-bans-online-mention-of-john-oliver-after-he-mocks-chinas-president/
17:07 <+layer-eight> * Nightcinder →  Watch the John Oliver segment that got Oliver’s name banned in China | Ars Technica
17:07 < Nightcinder> lol
17:08 < vinrock> "World Radiosport Team Championship"
17:08 < vinrock> huh
17:09 < vinrock> so apparently there are ham radio competitions....
17:11 < aName> I'm trying to create an account on a windows 7 box and then add it to the localgroup Administrators. But when I do net localgroup Administrators username /add it tells me the specified account does not exist. What gives?
17:11 < aName> Matches the name 'net users' prints out
17:13 < coderphive> #nerds
17:13 < shoh> aName:
17:13 < shoh> is the box on a domain
17:13 < coderphive> oh shoh is back
17:13 < aName> shoh: Yeah
17:14 < aName> shoh: I thought it might be something like I have to specify the local machine, but I'm not sure how , tbh
17:14 < shoh> so you're adding a local account to local admins
17:14 < shoh> on a domain PC
17:14 < shoh> yeah it probably is then
17:14 < aName> shoh: Correct
17:14 < shoh> you need to select the PC in dat window
17:14 < shoh> errr
17:14 < shoh> let me get a screencap
17:15 < shoh> https://www.isunshare.com/images/article/windows-server/add-a-user-to-local-administrator-group/select-user-to-add-to-group.png
17:15 <+layer-eight> * shoh →  IMAGE/PNG Document, 20,642 bytes
17:15 < aName> more general question, what's the alias for a local domain in a command line?
17:15 < shoh> on that sceen
17:15 < shoh> click locations
17:15 < shoh> and select the local PC
17:15 < aName> Yeah I know that
17:15 < shoh> then the user you are searching for should appear
17:15 < aName> That's a GUI though
17:15 < shoh> well you are fucking something up den
17:15 < aName> And grrr, GUI
17:15 < aName> lol
17:16 < shoh> net localgroup users domainname\username /add
17:16 < shoh> instead of dommainname\username
17:16 < shoh> do computername\username
17:17 < shoh> dunno if that will actually work hyuck
17:17 < shoh> but I imagine it will
17:18 < Cerb> Hi there, anyone around?
17:18 < ebol4> shoh is around
17:18 < ebol4> say hello to Cerb shoh
17:18 < khelpw> Oh hey, Shoh is here. Hi Shoh.
17:19 < Cerb> Hi there, this is probably a common question but I'm having issues with Windows Server 2012 and disabling TLS 1.0
17:19 < Cerb> it's failing to connect to SQL Server - what's the trick?
17:19 < felda> hey can you guys help me with something
17:19 < ebol4> felda: wait your turn god damnit
17:19 < ebol4> jesus
17:19 < shoh> what do you mean failing to connect to SQL server
17:19 < felda> ebol4 but this is important
17:19 < shoh> that's a pretty wide area of error
17:19 < felda> I really need help with this something
17:20 < shoh> what error are you getting specifically
17:20 < Cerb> all web software is failing to connect to it
17:20 < vinrock> ok what is it felda
17:20 < felda> shoh it just says something
17:20 < vinrock> leme see if i can earn a legit +v
17:20 < shoh> is SQL manager failing?
17:20 < felda> It's really important this SOMETHING gets fixed
17:20 < Cerb> no, I can run manual queries just fine
17:20 < shoh> Anything being shat out in the IIS logs?
17:21 < Cerb> I didn't check those
17:21 < shoh> There might be something in there
17:21 < shoh> might not be though
17:22 < Cerb> do you know what specifically about TLS that could cause a break in the connection? I'm not that familiar with TLS
17:22 < vinrock> cerb
17:22 < vinrock> The SQLOLEDB provider and the SQL Server ODBC driver that ship with Windows are legacy components provided only for backwards compatibility. These have been deprecated since SQL 2005.
17:22 < shoh> Cerb:
17:22 < shoh> https://social.technet.microsoft.com/Forums/windows/en-US/53d1b0e0-5544-4670-918e-696eddb618b3/disabling-tls-10-breaks-software-from-accessing-sql-2016?forum=sqldataaccess
17:22 < vinrock> see: https://support.microsoft.com/en-us/help/3135244/tls-1-2-support-for-microsoft-sql-server
17:22 < shoh> check dat
17:22 < shoh> my link is better
17:22 < shoh> get rekt vinrock
17:22 < vinrock> pff
17:22 < shoh> and I provided it FIRST
17:22 < shoh> YOU LITTLE SHJI
17:22 < shoh> SHIT
17:22 < vinrock> liar i started typing my answer first
17:22 < shoh> I started assisting cerb first
17:22 < shoh> ergo
17:22 < shoh> I am the winner
17:23 < shoh> you lost to me
17:23 < shoh> Shoh
17:23 < vinrock> jollyrgrs dont listen to this guy i get the cookie
17:23 < shoh>  JollyRgrs I think you'll find I've helped TWO peoiple in the space of 10 minutes
17:23 < vinrock> 'fake news
17:23 < Cerb> nothing on IIS logs
17:24 < shoh> Dear vinrock - it is my opinion you have these extreme reactions and radical opinions because you don't think straight and are from a southern state. I am not trying to be mean or hurtful. I am trying to be factual and diagnose you like a doctor. Please don't take what I say in a negative way.
17:24 < Cerb> let me check those two links, thank you
17:24 < shoh> Cerb check the articles above
17:24 < shoh> ye
17:24 < shoh> it's the most common thing
17:24 < shoh> vinrock,  I have put you on a permanent ignore, public and private. I have found you disturbing, rude and generally not worth talking to. According to the channels you hang on, it strengthens the effect of wanting to put you on ignore because of my lack of interest in you as a person.
17:25 < shoh> This message is not meant to be rude to you, just to inform you that i won't see anything of what you type from now on.
17:25 < vinrock> what was that from again
17:25 < shoh> dunno
17:25 < shoh> but it's a good'un
17:25 < vinrock> havent seen it busted out in like a year
17:30 < Cerb> OK, I read the articles
17:30 < Cerb> we have the proper patches though our ODBC is version 11
17:31 < Cerb> 2014.120.5543.11, date 2/28/2017
17:31 < Cerb> is the version
17:31 < Cerb> would that version not run TLS 1.1 or 1.2?
17:32 < aName> I love how this will let me /delete a user from a localgroup but not /add
17:32 < aName> fml
17:33 < shoh> hmm
17:33 < shoh> that should do tls 1.1 or 1.2
17:33 < Cerb> I thought so - it's not that old and SQL Server is patched up
17:34 < Cerb> we're on 11.0.6598.0, which is SQL Server 2012 SP3, CU 9
17:34 <+TuxedoJack> Sousapro: I ahve the PW for it, I'm the SEE admin
17:35 < Sousapro> okay cool
17:35 < shoh> Are the other components patched up?
17:35 < Sousapro> I know Hunterkll is the REEEEEEE admin for #R-S
17:35 < Hunterkll> do you want to end up on hugebuttholes.com?
17:35 < shoh> Cerb I aint hot on SQL, so hopefully someone else can jump in
17:35 < Hunterkll> because this is how you end up on hugebuttholes.com
17:36 < Cerb> I appreciate it though
17:36 <@cryptic1> shoh is back again?
17:37 < ned0> lol this employee review "pretty sure that the wiki is a secret hazing tactic, (just keep telling the noob employee to read the wiki)"
17:38 < Sousapro> Hunterkll: I guess it would be calling an ace an ace
17:39 < aName> ned0: Did you send them out for a box of map squares?
17:41 < aName> I also need a pail of steam, a can of vacuum, and a left handed drill
17:41 <+A-KO> ahhh that feels better
17:43 < Sousapro> A-KO: shower?
17:44 < shoh> yeh cryptic1
17:44 < shoh> two days in a row
17:44 < shoh> get FUCKED NERD
17:44 <@cryptic1> >_>
17:44 <@cryptic1> <_<
17:49 < abakedapplepie> aName: left handed drill is a thing :P
17:49 < abakedapplepie> well, left handed drill bit
17:49 < aName> But not left handed drills
17:49 < aName> lol
17:50 < aName> So they come back with a left-handed drill bit, thinking they're clever and successful. And then you tell them to go get what you asked for, a left-handed DRILL. =p
17:50 < fosho> .
17:52 < fosho> all hail cryptic1
17:52 < AnimalFarmPig> I ordered a rare-ish pistol that popped up at a surplus dealer this morning. They went out of stock like an hour later :D
17:52 < admiralspark> AnimalFarmPig: what was it
17:52 < fosho> was that at Walmart AnimalFarmPig?
17:52 < AnimalFarmPig> admiralspark: Star Model 28
17:53 < AnimalFarmPig> no
17:53 < AnimalFarmPig> http://www.southernohiogun.com/handguns/surplus-handguns/star-model-28-pistols-9mm.html
17:53 <+layer-eight> * AnimalFarmPig →  STAR MODEL 28 PISTOLS 9MM - Surplus Handguns (SHG) - Handguns - Southern Ohio Gun
17:53 < admiralspark> oh
17:53 < admiralspark> this is another 1911
17:53 < shoh> cryptic1:
17:53 < shoh> why you quiet that dude
17:53 < AnimalFarmPig> nope, this is the start of the "modern" series of Star pistols
17:53 <@cryptic1> shoh, down a lot of guys in my small team atm
17:53 <@cryptic1> extremely busy
17:53 < rpifan> hi
17:53 < admiralspark> AnimalFarmPig: that's a 1911 though
17:53 < dragonfleas> any of you admins in oklahoma
17:53 < shoh> doesnt mention why you quiet that guy
17:54 < admiralspark> like
17:54 < admiralspark> look at it
17:54 < fosho> OP me and it's over
17:54 < AnimalFarmPig> I have a small Star pistol collection. I've got a 31PK, which is the end of the 28/30/31 series. A makes it more complete
17:54 < admiralspark> hammer, action, safety, slide lock
17:54 < dragonfleas> if you don't vote yes on our marijuana bill i'm going to dox u
17:54 <@cryptic1> i removed a quiet
17:54 < fosho> silence hamma
17:54 <@cryptic1> not added
17:54 < admiralspark> dragonfleas: what state?
17:54 < dragonfleas> oklahoma
17:54 < AnimalFarmPig> admiralspark: not at all 1911-like. Maybe it's hard to see in the photo, but in person totally different
17:54 < shoh> can you +v me pls
17:54 < admiralspark> ahh, can't help you dragonfleas we already legalized
17:54 <@cryptic1> shoh, should I quiet him?
17:54 < admiralspark> #longestlegalweedintheUS
17:54 <+shoh> can you quiet AnimalFarmPig
17:54 < dragonfleas> :o
17:54 <+shoh> guns are offensive
17:54 < fosho> where's mine cryptic1
17:54 < admiralspark> can you quiet shoh?
17:54 <+shoh> and should be banned
17:55 < dragonfleas> is Hunterkll in here
17:55 < admiralspark> uhm
17:55 < admiralspark> what?
17:55 < Hunterkll> no
17:55 < dragonfleas> Hunterkll, what state are you in again?
17:55 < fosho> +++o
17:55 < Hunterkll> dragonfleas, disarray
17:55 <+shoh> guns r bad and should be controlled
17:55 < corn266> shoh obvious troll is obvious
17:56 < fosho> guns bad flamethrower good
17:56 <+shoh> only police shuld have guns :-)
17:56 < AnimalFarmPig> admiralspark: note the inverse slide rails (like a CZ-75). Also note the trigger-- it's a double action / single action. Also, it's a big, fat double stack. The Model 28 is an early "wonder nine" built to compete with Beretta, etc. in the US Army sidearm trials that resulted in the adoption of the M9
17:56 < Hunterkll> fosho, i am going to pick mine up in august
17:56 < Hunterkll> :>
17:56 < fosho> Hunterkll from Tesla man?
17:56 <+shoh> I didn't realise this was #reddit-BABYKILLERS
17:56 < fosho> heard it's only $500
17:56 < dragonfleas> shoh, lmao
17:56 < Hunterkll> fosho, https://i.imgur.com/ldblOmg.png
17:56 <+layer-eight> * Hunterkll →  IMGUR Image → Image/png → 14 hours ago → 538x771 → ⚘ 50
17:57 < Hunterkll> yes
17:57 < Hunterkll> fosho, no more for sale
17:57 < admiralspark> AnimalFarmPig: ahhhhh
17:57 < Hunterkll> only that one time sale
17:57 < admiralspark> interestingf
17:57 < AnimalFarmPig> so, this will be my 6th Star pistol. Getting a decent collection going now :)
17:57 < dragonfleas> not-a-flamethrower
17:57 < fosho> Tesla man says not to point at your spouse Hunterkll
17:57 < dragonfleas> flamethrowers are legal
17:57 <+shoh> uhm excuse me cryptic1
17:57 < admiralspark> AnimalFarmPig: have you ever considered getting a different brand?
17:57 < Hunterkll> dragonfleas, depends on state law, but federally they are unregulated
17:57 <+shoh> but I believe gun talk falls under politics in a sence :-)
17:58 < Hunterkll> I have one I use for farm / land management tasks
17:58 < Hunterkll> mainly clearing out infestations in trees
17:58 < fosho> guns are for people who can't fight
17:58 < dragonfleas> it's voting day so there's lots of political talk
17:58 < Hunterkll> fosho, guns are for people who fight smart. :)
17:58 < fosho> that's why I have knives
17:58 <+shoh> Politics is clearly not allowed as per the channel rules.
17:58 < admiralspark> shoh, kindly piss off, it's not politics
17:58 < admiralspark> we're discussing a specific model
17:58 < syere> Guns are not politics. That is the same as saying we can't talk about windows because of politics
17:58 <+shoh> Guns are also NSFW in many places
17:58 < fosho> protection under my sofa bed and etc
17:59 < Sousapro> Hunterkll: how does it work against wasps?
17:59 <+shoh> cryptic1 there is quite clearly a rule violation here.
17:59 < fosho> brb meeting
17:59 < AnimalFarmPig> admiralspark: I've owned a few different brands of pistols, currently also own pistols from Ruger, Walther, and FEG. A while ago my wife asked what guns I would buy if we won the lottery, and I said I would build out a solid collection of Spanish pistols (Star & Astra), so that's what I'm doing even without lottery :)
17:59 < Sousapro> I'm trying to avoid building a motorcycle collection
18:00 < AnimalFarmPig> oooo... that sounds fun
18:00 <@cryptic1> ?
18:00 < Sousapro> I keep trying to not buy 80s bikes in flawless condition
18:00 < admiralspark> AnimalFarmPig: Huh, that's pretty neat
18:00 <@cryptic1> who needs bant?
18:00 < Sousapro> I'm gonna fail
18:00 < Sousapro> felda?
18:00 < felda> no
18:00 < syere> since we are talking firearms, anyone have any recommendations for a good rifle for home defense? Looking at the AR line but very open to suggestions
18:00 < SynMonger> felda, the DNS of r/sysadmin
18:00 <@killdash9> rifle is shit for home defense.
18:00 < AnimalFarmPig> admiralspark: thanks. Collection is getting to the point that I can start to be proud of it :)
18:00 < Sousapro> shotgun or pistol
18:00 < abakedapplepie> semi auto 12 gauge for home defense
18:01 < Sousapro> ++
18:01 < admiralspark> cryptic1: nobody. Shoh is just trying to start trouble.
18:01 < felda> syere I recommend a really long barrel lever action
18:01 < AnimalFarmPig> but muh over penetration
18:01 <@killdash9> syere: find a good .357
18:01 < syere> i've been considering a shotgun actually
18:01 < admiralspark> AnimalFarmPig: I've never heard of these before so I'll keep an eye out for some
18:01 < Sousapro> I'd recommend this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Bertha_(howitzer)
18:01 <+layer-eight> * Sousapro →  Big Bertha (howitzer) - Wikipedia
18:01 < admiralspark> right now...I don't need anymore
18:01 <@killdash9> shotguns are too long for navigating inside most houses
18:01 < syere> it does fall under rifle, to me anyways, it's certainly no pistol
18:01 < Sousapro> just find out where they live and target it
18:01 < AnimalFarmPig> .223 goes through less drywall than pistol rounds
18:02 < AnimalFarmPig> admiralspark: I thought I didn't need more... they're fun guns, but Star went out of business in the late 90's, so parts can be a bit dicey
18:02 < syere> I was considering a ar-15 in 556 so I could shoot 556 or 223
18:02 < SynMonger> what about a .223 pistol?
18:02 <@killdash9> SynMonger: get out of here
18:02 < syere> Currently I  have a G19 and a walter p22. but that only covers 2 of the 3 floors
18:02 <+shoh> cryptic1 admiralspark and AnimalFarmPig need ban as tehy are discussing guns
18:02 < admiralspark> SynMonger: not a thing, unless Taurus makes it :P
18:02 <+shoh> which is a political topic
18:02 < SynMonger> eh?
18:02 < SynMonger> you can build an ar-15 as a pistol
18:02 < admiralspark> what?
18:02 < AnimalFarmPig> yeah
18:03 < abakedapplepie> "pistol"
18:03 < admiralspark> The action is huge on those
18:03 < abakedapplepie> lol
18:03 <@killdash9> you can. It's retarded, but you can
18:03 < syere> SynMonger: say what?
18:03 <+shoh> next thing, they'll be talking about printing guns
18:03 < AnimalFarmPig> AR pistols with braces are popular for home defense
18:03 <@killdash9> shoh: been there, done that.
18:03 < admiralspark> yep
18:03 < admiralspark> cnc mill
18:03 <@killdash9> 3d printer
18:03 < AnimalFarmPig> killdash9: It sounds like you haven't seen the modern "pistol braces"
18:03 < admiralspark> sponsored by college
18:03 < admiralspark> ooo
18:03 <@killdash9> AnimalFarmPig: I'm well aware of the 'braces'
18:03 < admiralspark> killdash9: I always heard the plastics they use can't withstand heat
18:03 <@killdash9> AnimalFarmPig: I've built several ARs
18:03 < AnimalFarmPig> killdash9: why retarded? don't like the super short gas systems?
18:04 < syere> So what if any are the benefits of building out a ar15 as a pistol? any drawbacks?
18:04 <@killdash9> admiralspark: it's only the lower that you print and it's not subject to the tresses of most parts.
18:04 < admiralspark> syere: heavy
18:04 < admiralspark> killdash9: like an 80%
18:04 <@killdash9> syere: .223 isn't a pistol round?
18:04 < admiralspark> ?
18:04 < AnimalFarmPig> it's not like you're going to be concealed carrying an AR pistol
18:04 < syere> but if it's in a ar-15, shouldn't it still be taking 556 or 223?
18:04 < syere> nonono, the AR stays at home
18:05 < scwizard> man so I had alpine:3
18:05 <@killdash9> most people use .223 and 5.56 interchangably, even though there are differences
18:05 < scwizard> wanted to get the latest 3.x version of alpine
18:05 < scwizard> but apparently the ppl who make that container have their heads on backwards
18:05 < scwizard> https://hub.docker.com/r/library/alpine/tags/ zzzzzz
18:05 < admiralspark> I can't believe it
18:05 < admiralspark> I'm using PCI purposely to make someone's life harder
18:06 < ebol4> has it ever been used in the opposite way
18:06 <@killdash9> most recent build: https://i.imgur.com/dGPnh8m.jpg
18:06 <+layer-eight> * killdash9 →  IMGUR Image → Image/jpeg → 4 months ago → 1339x499 → ⚘ 199
18:06 < admiralspark> ebol4: but "security"
18:06 < admiralspark> hahah
18:06 <@killdash9> wotking on an AR-10/AR-308 right now
18:06 < admiralspark> Found out that host-based firewalls count as "segregation"
18:06 < syere> killdash9: that'
18:06 < admiralspark> so we're able to out-of-scope several systems
18:06 < SynMonger> lolwut?
18:07 < syere> s pretty nice looking
18:07 < admiralspark> SynMonger: right
18:09 <@killdash9> https://i.imgur.com/ehz1Isa.jpg Shhhh, is secret
18:09 <+layer-eight> * killdash9 →  IMGUR Image → Image/jpeg → a minute ago → 1087x815 → ⚘ 6
18:09 < ekaj_> Anyone know how to keep IE from adding https to a url when I specify http:
18:10 < fosho> ekaj_ remove www from dns
18:10 < ekaj_> www isnt in dns
18:10 < fosho> remove [Echelon]
18:10 < fosho> the at sign
18:10 <+shoh> dont think you can disable HSTS in IE?
18:11 <+ktechmidas> only chrome I think
18:11 <+ktechmidas> Firefox doesn't allow you to disable it either
18:11 <+shoh> https://soeithelp.stanford.edu/hc/en-us/articles/115002314368-Reset-HSTS-Browser-Settings
18:11 <+layer-eight> * shoh →  Reset HSTS Browser Settings – SoE IT Support Desk
18:11 < dragonfleas> is patch tuesday next tuesday?
18:12 < ekaj_> may work : https://serverfault.com/questions/771566/is-it-possible-to-disable-http-strict-transport-security-in-ie-11
18:12 <+layer-eight> * ekaj_ →  internet explorer 11 - Is it possible to disable HTTP Strict Transport Security in IE 11? - Server Fault
18:12 < ekaj_> also, has to be IE
18:12 <+ktechmidas> I need to disable it occasionally... to see exactly what fuckery the Chinese government are doing with the internet today so I can route around it
18:12 < ekaj_> oh that lists IE
18:12 < Shotacon> my names shoh and i like little boys
18:12 < ekaj_> bruh sometimes shit is so convoluted
18:13 <+shoh> I really don't think you can in IE ekaj_
18:13 <+ktechmidas> welcome shoh
18:13 < ekaj_> looks like you can in the registry
18:13 <+shoh> cryptic1 pls, Felda is trolling me
18:13 <+shoh> pfsense
18:13 < Shotacon> cryptic1 shoh has been trolling for the past 5 yearsa
18:13 < JFDkthx> AnimalFarmPig: you got another tree name?
18:13 <@cryptic1> I don't see a nick with the name felda
18:13 <+shoh> he renamed to shotacon :(
18:13 < AnimalFarmPig> JFDkthx: sure, give me two minutes
18:13 < ekaj_> https://support.microsoft.com/en-us/help/3071338/internet-explorer-11-adds-support-for-http-strict-transport-security-s
18:13 <+shoh> [17:12] <Shotacon> my names shoh and i like little boys
18:14 <+shoh> see, I'm being oppressed
18:14 < rpifan> https://www.germanpulse.com/2018/06/21/german-police-punk-drivers-fake-accident/
18:14 < Shotacon> lmao listen here u lil tart
18:14 <@cryptic1> are you sure?
18:14 <+layer-eight> * rpifan →  German Police Punk Drivers With Fake Accident, Shocked by Results
18:14 <+ktechmidas> Remember it's not defamation if it's true
18:14 <@cryptic1> looks like a direct quote
18:14 < khelpw> Why's everybody gotta hate on shoh, anyway?
18:14 <+shoh> how can you let blatant rule violation continue cryptic1 :(
18:14 <@cryptic1> i don't see it
18:14 <@cryptic1> felda is not here
18:14 < rpifan> Shotacon, i mean your a gay guy in to young cartoon children
18:14 < asimon> Alright lunch break is over
18:14 <+shoh> [17:14] <Shotacon> lmao listen here u lil tart
18:15 < asimon> back to work all
18:15 <+shoh> hes THREATENING ME
18:15 < shohMeYaMoves> fite me
18:15 <@cryptic1> looks shopped
18:15 <+shoh> IM BEING RAPED!
18:15 < shohMeYaMoves> actually don't I have to go to lunch
18:15 <+ktechmidas> wait we can change nicks now?
18:15 <+ktechmidas> this channel didn't used to let me do that
18:16 < JFDkthx> thats because you were always banned
18:16 < JFDkthx> i guess they let anyone in nowadays
18:16 < JFDkthx> hatter
18:16 < Hatter> WHAT
18:16 < Hatter> I've taken the day off
18:16 < JFDkthx> mt
18:16 < JFDkthx> my b
18:16 < Hatter> you fucking what
18:16 < shohMeYaMoves> nvm I'm not doing lunch for 20 minutes
18:16 < shohMeYaMoves> shoh is the kirby of this channel
18:17 < corn266> "Hiya I see you're having a working lunch, you wanna just chit chat for 20 minutes?" "no" "well my day has been..."
18:17 < AnimalFarmPig> JFDkthx: have you used Frangipani yet?
18:17 <+shoh> fuck OFF Hatter
18:17 < JFDkthx> no
18:17 < JFDkthx> i havent even heard of that
18:17 <+ktechmidas> every day is my day off
18:17 < Hatter> Also, I want shoh's +v removed in 24 hours.
18:17 <+ktechmidas> \o/
18:17 <+shoh> or what
18:17 <+shoh> you'll leave?
18:17 <+shoh> oh no
18:17 <+shoh> one less aspie in the ballpit
18:17 < JFDkthx> this is great
18:17 < JFDkthx> frangipani
18:17 < AnimalFarmPig> JFDkthx: that's the one I could come up with off the top of my head, about the head to lunch now
18:17 < JFDkthx> kk
18:17 < JFDkthx> thanks!
18:18 < Hatter> shoh: your canned insults always miss the mark
18:18 < Hatter> shoh: but we saw you begging for +v all day yesterday, and now you have it
18:18 < Hatter> that sort of behavior should not be encouraged
18:18 < Hatter> For one, it's cringe inducing
18:18 <+shoh> I don't think jizzing into a sock is encouraged but you do it anyway?
18:19 < Hatter> I never understood the sock thing
18:19 < Hatter> I think that's just an urban myth
18:19 < dragonfleas> esnesfp
18:19 <+ktechmidas> God I fucking hate Hong Kong.... drills and renovations should be illegal when apartments are so close to each other
18:19 <+giant_it_burrit> ?
18:19 <+giant_it_burrit> ni hao
18:19 <+ktechmidas> and hammers
18:19 < rpifan> you live in HK ktechmidas
18:19 <+ktechmidas> rpifan, no I'm stuck here
18:19 <+ktechmidas> due to my passport
18:20 <+shoh> Hatter is the kind of person who wears a waistcoat and a fedora
18:20 <+shoh> M'LADY
18:20 <+giant_it_burrit> stuck how?
18:20 < Hatter> stop saying fedora
18:20 <+ktechmidas> the fucking British government killed my passport somehow
18:20 < Hatter> the joke is top hat
18:20 <+shoh> fedora
18:20 < Hatter> which is silly enough
18:20 < Hatter> I've never adorned a fedora
18:20 < corn266> man i just love linux fedora
18:20 <+ktechmidas> I literally cannot get into Shenzhen
18:20 <+shoh> shit fam, you even talk like a retard
18:20 <+ktechmidas> until I get a visa in my emergency passport
18:20 <+ktechmidas> I only came here for a conference... 10 days ago
18:20 < felda> cryptic1 can I have hatter's +v
18:20 <+giant_it_burrit> are you british?
18:21 <+ktechmidas> Yup
18:21 <+giant_it_burrit> wut
18:21 <+felda> thanks guy
18:21 <+giant_it_burrit> hes not your guy friend
18:21 < Hatter> shoh: you're very repetitive, did you know that? It gets dull VERY quickly.
18:21 < JFDkthx> finally a based +v
18:21 <+felda> cryptic1 is now almost as cool as ravioli
18:21 < rpifan> ktechmidas, where r u from
18:21  * JFDkthx tips felda
18:21 < JFDkthx> thank you for your service felda
18:21 <+felda> I would like to donate my +v to ravioli
18:21 <+ktechmidas> rpifan, Northern England
18:21 <+ktechmidas> but I left a few years back
18:22 < JFDkthx> oh no
18:22 <+giant_it_burrit> dafaq
18:22 < JFDkthx> phew
18:22 < Hatter> You keep that off of me!
18:22 <+A-KO> god I love stupid people lol
18:22 <+A-KO> especially in infosec
18:22 < Hatter> massdeop :Unknown command
18:22 < Hatter> aww shucks, I wasn't armed
18:22 <+giant_it_burrit> what is going on?
18:22 <+felda> cryptic1 could you give my +v to ravioli for me
18:22 < dragonfleas> I wonder when I'm ever going to get +v
18:22 <+ktechmidas> hm... wonder if I can ban cryptic1 before he unops me
18:22 <+ktechmidas> if he ops me
18:23 <+ktechmidas> I should make a script
18:23 <+ktechmidas> if op ban *!*
18:23 < dragonfleas> if ktechmidas op == true
18:23 < rpifan> i see
18:23 < Sousapro> do it in perl ktechmidas. devs love perl
18:23 < dragonfleas> then ban.felda
18:23 <+ktechmidas> a *!* is everyone
18:23 <+ktechmidas> I think
18:24 <+felda> I am a good boy
18:24 < dragonfleas> god
18:24 < rpifan> well didnt you get your passport approved before hand
18:24 < rpifan> also perl is sin
18:24 < rpifan> use python
18:24 < dragonfleas> if you banned everyone from this irc that would be horrible
18:24 <+felda> there is a channel command you can run to kick literally everyone in the channel lol
18:24 < dragonfleas> i wouldn't have anything to do at work besides work
18:24 < JFDkthx> python is a sin use ruby
18:24 <+ktechmidas> yup it's to kick *!* I think
18:24 < corn266> ruby is a sin use javascript
18:24 < BytesAndCoffee> JFDkthx: ruby is the devil's gem
18:24 < JFDkthx> javascript is a sin use tcl
18:24 <+ktechmidas> rpifan, yup it's been fine for years... apparantly there was an issue with cloning
18:25 < BytesAndCoffee> JFDkthx: [rkeen intensifies]
18:25 < rpifan> your passport got cloned?
18:25 < BytesAndCoffee> rkeene*
18:25 <+ktechmidas> rpifan, Yup that's what they said
18:25 < McDonaldsWiFi> rkeene is dead
18:25 < corn266> "pronounced \"tickle\"..."
18:25 <+ktechmidas> someone got to Turkey with my passport number
18:25 < BytesAndCoffee> McDonaldsWiFi: ?
18:25 <+ktechmidas> from the UK
18:25 <+ktechmidas> even though I'm in China/Hong Kong
18:25 < rpifan> wow thats something
18:26 <+ktechmidas> luckily I had like... a weeks worth of receipts in my wallet
18:26 < DomLS3> .value btc
18:26 < DomLS3> Current BTC (Bitcoin) value: 6158.89 (USD)
18:26 <+ktechmidas> so China handed me to to the UK consulate staff, the UK then gave me an emergency passport and sent me back to HK
18:26 < DomLS3> .seen rkeene
18:26 < DomLS3> `seen rkeene
18:26 <+layer-eight> I need someone to look for DomLS3
18:27 < DomLS3> I gave you someone to look for
18:27 <+giant_it_burrit> hes right there
18:27 < DomLS3> stupid fuck
18:27 < McDonaldsWiFi> BytesAndCoffee: jk
18:27 < asimon> `seen rkeene rkeene
18:27 <+layer-eight> Seen → rkeene → rkeene → Saying :-D via Log on #reddit-sysadmin 2 months ago → Getting kicked from ##reddit-sysadmin-quarantine rkeene
18:27 < Sousapro> oh :(
18:27 < DomLS3> did he die or something?
18:27 <+ktechmidas> :( I remember rkeene
18:27 < abakedapplepie> he ded
18:28 < DomLS3> he's on the server right now
18:28 < Sousapro> he changed his password to hunter3 and they deleted everything
18:28 <+ktechmidas> he just left us
18:28 < DomLS3> ETH took a tank
18:28 < DomLS3> he had his mortage in ETH
18:28 < asimon> value eth
18:28 < DomLS3> .value eth
18:28 < DomLS3> Current ETH (Ethereum) value: 440.30 (USD)
18:28 <+ktechmidas> the scary thing is... if I ever die... I will be on IRC for months through my bouncer
18:28 < DomLS3> until the server splits
18:28 < DomLS3> or does youe bouncer auto reconnect
18:28 < asimon> Is there a standard for what happens to your online accounts if you die
18:29 <+ktechmidas> it reconnects and reauths
18:29 < asimon> I think facebook has something where it transfers control to a specified user
18:29 < asimon> but idk of any others
18:29 < DomLS3> facebook will let someone take it over with proof of family docs
18:29 <+giant_it_burrit> https://xkcd.com/686/
18:29 < abakedapplepie> ktechmidas: surely a bill would go unpaid eventually
18:29 <+layer-eight> * giant_it_burrit →  xkcd: Admin Mourning
18:29 <+ktechmidas> asimon, screw that... when I die my accounts are to be left alone
18:29 < DomLS3> gmail and apple will probably be like fuck you
18:29 < vavkamil> `seen test\n\r;part
18:29 <+layer-eight> I need someone to look for vavkamil
18:29 < syere> it has been a popular thing fairly recently where you put your accounts and passwords in your will for your SO or a friend
18:29 <+ktechmidas> abakedapplepie, sure... but it'd be a few months before I'm booted
18:29 < DomLS3> ktechmidas: too much fucked up porn links saved in some of those accounts eh?
18:29 < asimon> grep sam
18:29 < asimon> rip
18:30 <+ktechmidas> it'd be a bit weird to have my family go through all my shit
18:30 < Sousapro> does anyone know why rkeene left :(
18:30 <+ktechmidas> from like when I was 12
18:30 < syere> eh, you would be dead. I can promise you wont care
18:30 <+ktechmidas> the only thing I'd hand over is my crypto keys
18:30 <+giant_it_burrit> hes budy with work stuff
18:30 <+ktechmidas> and my girlfriend has those
18:30 <+giant_it_burrit> busy
18:30 < Sousapro> giant_it_burrit: gotcha
18:30 < DomLS3> ktechmidas: TNBE
18:30 <+ktechmidas> TNBE?
18:30 < DomLS3> trust no bitch ever
18:30 < syere> LOL
18:31 <+ktechmidas> Hah
18:31 <+ktechmidas> she doesn't know what to do with them
18:31 <+ktechmidas> it's fine
18:31 <+giant_it_burrit> thats more dangerous
18:31 <+giant_it_burrit> she goes finds someone else sucks his dick and then uses your crypto keys
18:31 < sideup66> Pfsense
18:31 < sideup66> Pfsense
18:31 < corn266> "dear facebook, does anyone know what to do with pem key ..."
18:31 < sideup66> Pfsense
18:31 <+ktechmidas> hahahah
18:32 < sideup66> felda:
18:32 < sideup66> Pls
18:32 < sideup66> Summon the pfsense meme
18:32 <+ktechmidas> we've been together 4 years
18:32 <+ktechmidas> getting married in August
18:32 <+felda> please help I am being harassed by a sexual deviant
18:32 < abakedapplepie> 2018-04-30.log:2672:[17:10:00] <rkeene> :-D
18:32 < DomLS3> ktechmidas: DON'T DO IT
18:32 < abakedapplepie> my last from rkeene lol
18:32 < DomLS3> IT'S A TRSP
18:32  * DrGibby| humps felda 
18:32 < DomLS3> TRAP
18:32  * sideup66 sticks pfsense dong in felda
18:32 < abakedapplepie> oh look a wild DrGibby|
18:32 < sideup66> Kek
18:33 < DomLS3> DrGibby left us too
18:33 < abakedapplepie> and linuxdad
18:33  * DrGibby| plays his battle music
18:33 < abakedapplepie> and _tim
18:33 < abakedapplepie> where is _tim
18:33 < abakedapplepie> hes probably dead
18:33 < dragonfleas> FUCK
18:33 < DomLS3> linuxdood got excommunicated
18:33 <+ktechmidas> there's only a few people here I recognise from 2011
18:33 < dragonfleas> ac unit started pouring water into server room
18:33 < DrGibby|> something something back to work
18:33 < dragonfleas> just had to clean it all up
18:33 < dragonfleas> >:(
18:33 < ebol4> dragonfleas: now that's what i call water cooling
18:33 < abakedapplepie> dragonfleas: could be worse
18:33 < dragonfleas> ebol4, i hope you get the a-bola
18:34 < abakedapplepie> my ac unit is leaking r134a
18:34 < abakedapplepie> hvac guys still havent come back to look at it
18:34 < corn266> r134a is that a new r34 site?
18:34 < dragonfleas> abakedapplepie, whenever i was working as a technician at a casino, the sewage return line exploded poop and piss sewage and it filled up a data closet
18:34 < abakedapplepie> corn266: r134a is refrigerant
18:34 < dragonfleas> me and other tech had to clean poopoo peepee sewage out of the data closet
18:35 < corn266> abakedapplepie, cool
18:35 < dragonfleas> so it could be worse
18:35 < ebol4> what is that song that's like mountainman bill
18:35 < ebol4> but it's not mountainman bill
18:35 < asimon> dragonfleas: you had it easy, it could have been an anti tank missle
18:36 < corn266> Ol' rock candy mountain?
18:36 < dragonfleas> asimon, that was a ruse
18:36 < asimon> yeah ok Mr. Putin
18:36 < dragonfleas> it was fake, admitted on reddit
18:37 < asimon> uh huh
18:37 < corn266> asimon, it's true
18:37 < asimon> and the us landed on the moon too didnt they
18:37 < Sousapro> #R-S is gonna be yuge
18:37  * asimon /s
18:37 < dragonfleas> https://www.reddit.com/r/whatisthisthing/comments/8kzx5p/some_kind_of_explosive_lying_on_the_floor_of/
18:37 <+layer-eight> * dragonfleas →  Some kind of explosive lying on the floor of server room? : whatisthisthing
18:37 < coderphive> tbh
18:38 < coderphive> If we all pooled our money and bought essential oils we could be rich
18:38 < Sousapro> we could prescribe them to insane people as medical treatments
18:38 < Sousapro> instead of antibiotics, lemon oil
18:39 < Sousapro> we just need to get them to will everything over to us first
18:39  * Sousapro /s
18:40 < grumplestiltzkin> There's a very simple answer here: monorail
18:40 <@cryptic1> monorail
18:40 <@cryptic1> monorail
18:40 <@cryptic1> monorail
18:40 <@cryptic1> monorail
18:40 <@cryptic1> monorail
18:40 <@cryptic1> monorail
18:40 <@cryptic1> monorail
18:40 <@cryptic1> monorail
18:40 <@cryptic1> monorail
18:40 <@cryptic1> monorail
18:40 <@cryptic1> monorail
18:40 <+giant_it_burrit> shelbyville....
18:41 <@cryptic1> monorail
18:41 <@cryptic1> monorail
18:41 < asimon> cryptic1: back to work
18:41 <@cryptic1> monorail
18:41 <@cryptic1> D:
18:41 < grumplestiltzkin> cryptic1 is caught in a loop, better hard boot
18:41 <@cryptic1> ban shoh
18:41 <@cryptic1> oops forgot the /
18:41 < corn266> JollyRgrs, we need an adult
18:42 < rpifan> you mean mono
18:42 < rpifan> mono rail
18:42 < rpifan> mono rail
18:42 < rpifan> moooonnno
18:42 < rpifan> raill
18:43 < ebol4> B R O T H E R M A N B I L L
18:43 < ebol4> THAT'S WHAT IT IS
18:43 < Sousapro> ROCKET MAN
18:44 < DomLS3> cryptic1: SPAM
18:44 <@cryptic1> ban JollyRgrs he is the worst
18:44 <@cryptic1> literally the worst of the worst
18:44 < coderphive> srsly
18:44 < corn266> i knew this was and has been a coup
18:44 <@cryptic1> rumor has it he installs dlink products
18:44 < coderphive> just +b too, no kick
18:44 < ebol4> he would make a delicious wurst
18:44 < coderphive> so he has to suffer in silence
18:45 < dragonfleas> cryptic1, please don't spam in the channel
18:45 <@cryptic1> dragonfleas, please /part
18:45 < coderphive> This chan is getting spicey
18:45 <@cryptic1> kthanx
18:46  * coderphive sets mode +b JollyRgrs!*@*
18:46 < coderphive> done
18:46 <+TuxedoJack> cryptic1: pfft, you mean he installs TP-Link
18:47  * DomLS3 set the topic to: Welcome to #reddit-sysadmin! The land of shitposting and snowflakes alike.
18:47 <@cryptic1> no TuxedoJack dlink is much much worse
18:47 < coderphive> He's probably MIA bc he's troubleshooting his mess of hubs connecting his "servers"
18:47 <@cryptic1> coderphive, he does prefer hubs to switches
18:47 < DomLS3> dlink is better than pfsense
18:48 < coderphive> cryptic1 makes sense
18:48 < coderphive> esnesfp
18:48 < DomLS3> Abuse_Man65 isn't here
18:48 < DomLS3> too bad for you
18:48 < coderphive> rip
18:48 <+giant_it_burrit> any tips/recommendations for rds
18:48 <@cryptic1> does not believe collisions exist "<JollyRgrs> If I cannot see it, it does not exist"
18:48 < asimon> root dean square?
18:48 < DomLS3> giant_it_burrit: get ready to open your wallet
18:48 < coderphive> giant_it_burrit what do you want to know
18:50 < coderphive> cryptic1 also the same person that believes in good-will-based-security "<JollyRgrs> I think hackers are nice guys, I put a welcome message in my MOTD and a pacman game in /usr/local/bin"
18:50 <+giant_it_burrit> what is needed and what is nice to have
18:50 <@cryptic1> coderphive, I am not surprised
18:50 < coderphive> This is 2018, you merely only need to identify as a sysadmin
18:51 < DomLS3> I'm a sysadmin but identify as an IT director
18:51 < fuzzzerd> DomLS3, LMFAO
18:51 < coderphive> This is good
18:52 < coderphive> I feel like JollyRgrs is watching over us all right now, shaking his head in disbelief
18:52 < coderphive> Sweating as his finger quivers over the ban button on my name
18:55 < coderphive> little does he know if he +b's me I have an automatic trigger to CTCP Finger his 56k connection into eternal damnation
18:55 < Spr1ng> http://gestaltit.com/podcast/rich/it-burnout-is-inevitable-the-on-premise-it-roundtable/
18:56 < DomLS3> coderphive: that sounds dirty
18:56 < coderphive> It is
18:56 < DomLS3> s/56k connection/purty pink butthole
18:56 <+layer-eight> [SED DomLS3/coderphive] little does he know if he +b's me I have an automatic trigger to CTCP Finger his purty pink butthole into eternal damnation
18:56 < coderphive> 💩
19:01 < coderphive> I like how cryptic1 starts a riot then slowly fades away
19:01 < coderphive> typical
19:02 < coderphive> cryptic1 finish what you start
19:02 <@cryptic1> i have no idea what you are talking aboot
19:02  * cryptic1 smirks
19:02 < corn266> ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
19:03 < corn266> who's excited for WPA3
19:05 < ebol4> i'm excited to start deploying it in 10 years
19:05 < ebol4> maybe 15
19:06 < voice> it'll be cracked before its released
19:15 < rpifan> i hope so
19:15 < rpifan> new security is no fun
19:15 < rpifan> for me anywaty
19:17 < JFDkthx> security schemurity. i just hide my ssid
19:17 < JFDkthx> no one can find me
19:18 < Casteil> heh
19:18 < Casteil> I'm not really concerned with snooping or rogue clients where I live
19:19 < corn266> Well yea most cardboard boxes don't come with Wi-Fi
19:19 < JFDkthx> got em
19:19 < Casteil> they'd basically have to be on my property to have access to my wifi
19:19 < Casteil> it's not like an apartment where 30+ people can see my SSID at any given time
19:21 <+felda> corn266 I'm excited that WPA3 still only encrypts traffic using a password :D
19:21 < JFDkthx> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLE7zsJk4AI
19:21 <+layer-eight> * JFDkthx →  YouTube → Worst Wifi Password Ever → ⚘ 5,944,701 ↑ 101,935 ↓ 3,354 ✍ 6,897
19:21 <+felda> passwords should be for access not encryption :(
19:21 <@cryptic1> felda stores his passwords in plaintext on github
19:22 <+felda> little does cryptic1 that I use an Access Database stored on our server share
19:22 < grumplestiltzkin> cryptic1: hiting the desk whiskey a bit early?  What happened?
19:22 <@cryptic1> grumplestiltzkin, eye cancer happened
19:22 <@cryptic1> grumplestiltzkin, from reading the channel text
19:22 < Casteil> felda: good luck figuring out an alterantive?
19:23 <@cryptic1> felda, ask on the subreddit
19:23 <@cryptic1> :P
19:23 < corn266> asymmetric encryption?
19:23 <+felda> I'm actually moving all my users to LastPass
19:23 <@cryptic1> oh god who invited m4221
19:23 <+felda> the ones that have tried it seem to love it
19:23 < m4221> ePO 5.9 is out.  We use ePO 4.6
19:23 < m4221> Fuck McaFee
19:24 < gnupluslinux> Felda has +v
19:24 < gnupluslinux> What has this channel come to
19:24 < JFDkthx> its a bastion of good memes
19:24 < corn266> And John McAfee says fuck you too m4221
19:25 <+felda> yes I do
19:25 <@cryptic1> m4221, roll back to epo 2
19:25  * cryptic1 sets mode #reddit-sysadmin -v felda 
19:25 <@cryptic1> fixed
19:25 <+felda> D:<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
19:25 < JFDkthx> can we all take a minute to hate SVN
19:25 < JFDkthx> i fucking hate svn
19:25 < JFDkthx> im tired of it
19:25 <@cryptic1> s/svn/felda
19:25 <+layer-eight> [SED cryptic1/JFDkthx] i fucking hate felda
19:25 < JFDkthx> im tired of supporting it
19:26 <@cryptic1> wow JFDkthx thats pretty harsh
19:26 < JFDkthx> im tired of trying to get this shit to work
19:26 <+felda> listen here you dingus
19:26 < JFDkthx> s/this shit/cryptic1
19:26 <+layer-eight> [SED JFDkthx] im tired of trying to get cryptic1 to work
19:26 < grumplestiltzkin> SHOTS FIRED
19:26 <@cryptic1> felda want to lose double +v ?
19:26 <@cryptic1> cause thats how you lose double v
19:26 < JFDkthx> cryptic1, get back to work
19:26 <+felda> I want JFDkthx to get --vVvv
19:26 <@cryptic1> D:
19:26 < islurpcum> cum
19:27 < dragonfleas> what a weirdo
19:27 < JFDkthx> wow
19:27 < JFDkthx> you wouldnt dare do it again
19:27 < JFDkthx> coward
19:27 < JFDkthx> thats it
19:27 <+felda> thank you cryptic1
19:27 <@cryptic1> one more time
19:27 <+felda> cryptic1 is so BRAVE!
19:27 < dragonfleas> cryptic1 please don't spam the channel
19:27 < JFDkthx> dragonfleas: kick rocks
19:28 < JFDkthx> GEFUCKKED WHERES UR BOUNCER BITCH
19:28 < dragonfleas> JFDkthx, please don't disrespect OP's, or i'm going to have to kick you
19:28 < JFDkthx> pls2dn
19:28  * JolIyRgrs sets ban on !@JFDkthx
19:29 < JolIyRgrs> good ole JoliyRgrs
19:30 < JolIyRgrs> .-..-.              _              _       .-.   .-.
19:30 < JolIyRgrs> : `' :             :_;            :_;      : :  .' `.
19:30 < JolIyRgrs> : .. : .--.   .--. .-. .--. ,-.,-..-. .--. : `-.`. .'
19:30 < JolIyRgrs> : :; :' .; ; ' .; :: :'  ..': ,. :: :' .; :: .. :: :
19:30 < JolIyRgrs> :_;:_;`.__,_;`._. ;:_;`.__.':_;:_;:_;`._. ;:_;:_;:_;
19:30 < JolIyRgrs>               .-. :         ...       .-. :
19:30 < JolIyRgrs>               `._.'        ;::::;     `._.'
19:30 < dragonfleas>                          ;::::; :;
19:30 < dragonfleas>                        ;:::::'   :;
19:30 < dragonfleas>                       ;:::::;     ;.
19:30 < dragonfleas>                      ,:::::'       ;           OOO\
19:30 < dragonfleas>                      ::::::;       ;          OOOOO\
19:30 < JFDkthx> where is sygwin
19:30 < dragonfleas>                      ;:::::;       ;         OOOOOOOO
19:30 < dragonfleas>                     ,;::::::;     ;'         / OOOOOOO
19:30 < dragonfleas>                   ;:::::::::`. ,,,;.        /  / DOOOOOO
19:30 < dragonfleas>                 .';:::::::::::::::::;,     /  /     DOOOO
19:30 < dragonfleas>                ,::::::;::::::;;;;::::;,   /  /        DOOO
19:30 < dragonfleas>               ;`::::::`'::::::;;;::::: ,#/  /          DOOO
19:30 <+giant_it_burrit> combo breaker
19:30 <+giant_it_burrit> die
19:30 < dragonfleas>               :`:::::::`;::::::;;::: ;::#  /            DOOO
19:30 <+giant_it_burrit> in
19:30 < dragonfleas>               ::`:::::::`;:::::::: ;::::# /              DOO
19:30 <+giant_it_burrit> a
19:30 < dragonfleas>               `:`:::::::`;:::::: ;::::::#/               DOO
19:30 <+giant_it_burrit> fire
19:30 < dragonfleas>                :::`:::::::`;; ;:::::::::##                OO
19:30 < dragonfleas> no
19:30 <+giant_it_burrit> please
19:31 < dragonfleas> the spam in this channel is extreme
19:31 <+giant_it_burrit> ITS YOU
19:31 < dragonfleas> admins abusing spam
19:31 <+giant_it_burrit> YOU FUCKWIT
19:31 < JFDkthx> cryptic1 DansGame explain?
19:32 <@cryptic1> wtf
19:33 < dragonfleas> >:(
19:34 < JFDkthx> dragonfleas: please no unsolicited pms
19:35 <+shakygator> dont you have summer school dragonfleas
19:35 < DomLS3> what the fuck is this mickey mouse bullshit that's being allowed to go on
19:35 < DomLS3> cryptic1
19:35 < JFDkthx> i'm really not interested in the fact that you're attracted to the nick known as cryptic1
19:35 < corn266> https://www.techrepublic.com/article/why-intel-wont-patch-tlbleed-vulnerability-despite-serious-concerns-for-cloud-users/
19:35 <@cryptic1> wow
19:35 <+layer-eight> * corn266 →  Why Intel won't patch TLBleed vulnerability, despite serious concerns for cloud users - TechRepublic
19:35 < dragonfleas> that wasn't unsolicited, it was a question
19:35 < dragonfleas> what is TLBleed?
19:36 < corn266> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TLBleed
19:36 <+layer-eight> * corn266 →  TLBleed - Wikipedia
19:36 < DomLS3> all these plebs have _v
19:36 < DomLS3> +v
19:36 < DomLS3> and I still don't have it
19:36 < dragonfleas> seems like a similar problem like with Spectre
19:36 < DomLS3> look even felda has it now how tf did that happen
19:37 < corn266> yea I think it's spectre v2
19:37 <+giant_it_burrit> he helped  a person
19:37 <+giant_it_burrit> it was weird to see
19:37 < corn266> or at least part of it
19:37  * shakygator gives goives to DomLS3 
19:37 <+shakygator> damn
19:37 < DomLS3> wat
19:37 <+shakygator> fingers have betrayed me
19:37 < DomLS3> shakygator: that's what she said
19:38 < JFDkthx> giant_it_burrit: no he didnt
19:38 < JFDkthx> all he did was take hatters +v
19:38 <+giant_it_burrit> i saw it
19:38 < JFDkthx> not like ahtter desgerves it anyway
19:38 <+giant_it_burrit> someone asked if pfsense dida thing
19:38 <+giant_it_burrit> he said no
19:38 < DomLS3> hatter should NEVER have +v
19:38 < DomLS3> Hatter should be permanently +q'd
19:38 <@cryptic1> either did DomLS3
19:38 < DomLS3> my +v was fuckin EARNED
19:38 < DomLS3> with the bot that never worked
19:39 <+felda> FELDA IS THE SPECTER THAT HAUNTS #REDDIT-SYSADMIN
19:39 <+shakygator> anyone setup a mongodb cluster before
19:39 < hxcsp> you're a mongo
19:40 < JFDkthx> a mongo douchebag
19:40 < JFDkthx> ayyy
19:40 < alazare619> i'm a firm believer corn266  in that if you look hard enough at how something has been done for ages you will always find attack vectors
19:40 < alazare619> corn266:  and because of that nothing is EVER secure
19:40 < DomLS3> if you work hard enough, and you want it bad enough. Dreams do come true.
19:40 < DomLS3> Name the movie
19:41 < alazare619> children of the corn
19:41 <+shakygator> 8 Mile
19:41 < DomLS3> way off
19:41 < alazare619> field of dreams?
19:41 < DomLS3> no
19:41 < DomLS3> that's "people will come, Ray"
19:41 < Sousapro> Saw
19:41 < ebol4> children of the korn starring jonathan davis
19:41 < DomLS3> ROCK STAR
19:41 < grumplestiltzkin> top tier security, unplug it
19:41 < DomLS3> idiots
19:41 < DomLS3> all of you
19:41 < alazare619> fear and loathing in las vegas?
19:41 < Sousapro>  I just thought Saw would be funny
19:41 < DomLS3> in the ass
19:41 < DomLS3> :o
19:41 < fosho> yep
19:41 < fosho> inda asz
19:42 < alazare619> oh its debbie does dallas!
19:42 < fosho> no it's stormy
19:42 < int0x1C8> do you want the mustache on or off?
19:43 < fosho> tucked in pls
19:43 < int0x1C8> too bad
19:43 <+giant_it_burrit> alazare619: corbin dalassssssssssssssssssssss
19:43 < Testikel> !topdl
19:44 < alazare619> giant_it_burrit:  ordered the flash drive for unraid
19:49 < dragonfleas> how do i get my linux desktop to look like this
19:49 < dragonfleas> http://i.imgur.com/pQT0l.jpg
19:49 <+layer-eight> * dragonfleas →  IMGUR Image → Image/gif → 6 years ago → techsupportgore → 1366x768 → Animated → ⚘ 24,719
19:50 < McDonaldsWiFi> go back to 95 dragonfleas
19:52 <@cryptic1> Please vote now to Ban dragonfleas: Yes -> ban him, No -> I do want him banned
19:52 <@JollyRgrs> Testikel: you gotta start to learn the diff between #reddit-sysadmin and #bearcave
19:52 <@JollyRgrs> F1
19:53 < dragonfleas> No
19:53 <@JollyRgrs> dragonfleas: so you do want him banned?
19:53 <@JollyRgrs> make it so!
19:53 < dragonfleas> NO
19:53 < ebol4> nes
19:53 <@JollyRgrs> you said it
19:53 <@JollyRgrs> you voted twice now
19:53 <+shakygator> Yes
19:53 <@cryptic1> yeah he voted twice now
19:53 < dragonfleas> fuck i should have read the instructions
19:53 <+shakygator> dtn
19:53 <@JollyRgrs> !dtn
19:53 < dragonfleas> i read it as "i Don't want him banned"
19:53 <@JollyRgrs> F
19:53 < kronis> Hey you beautiful people
19:53 < dragonfleas> F
19:54 <+shakygator> O
19:54 <@JollyRgrs> hey kronis
19:54 < asimon> vast vast amounts of voter fraud
19:54 <@JollyRgrs> just one of us in here right now
19:54 < asimon> unbelievable
19:54 <@JollyRgrs> (us beautiful people)
19:54 <@JollyRgrs> asimon: lol
19:54 < kronis> After these years, I finally got out of my NOC job
19:54 < tapoxi> kronis: grats
19:54 < kronis> Just accepted the offer for a NetEng
19:54 < tapoxi> anyone using helm subcharts in k8s?
19:54 < kronis> Thanks, tapoxi
19:54 < Sousapro> congrats
19:55 < ebol4> sick babey
19:55 < asimon> you got people, very bad people, you wouldn't even know, they come in and they vote more than once
19:55 < kronis> Thanks Sousapro
19:55 < asimon> they vote two times, three times, sometimes even four times
19:55 < Sousapro> asimon: what about 69 times?
19:55 < asimon> the system is so broken
19:55 < Sousapro> asimon: or 420 times?
19:55 < asimon> maybe even 70 times
19:55 < McDonaldsWiFi> DANK
19:55 < McDonaldsWiFi> D A N K
19:55 < McDonaldsWiFi> A
19:55 < McDonaldsWiFi> N
19:55 < McDonaldsWiFi> K
19:55 < bmurt> 2hmm
19:56 < McDonaldsWiFi> i request you use at least 1 kick per day JollyRgrs
19:56 < McDonaldsWiFi> I'd like to finish this test in a timely fashion
19:56 < kronis> The real question is, will my current team fight to keep me?
19:56 < kronis> Dun dun dunnnnn
19:56 < McDonaldsWiFi> but you gotta keep counttttttt
19:57 <@JollyRgrs> this wasn't a part of the peer review
19:57 <@JollyRgrs> i still have count
19:57 < McDonaldsWiFi> -.-
19:57 < McDonaldsWiFi> lol
19:57 < kronis> Lol
19:57 < McDonaldsWiFi> so what's the count now ol
19:57 < Sousapro> kronis: tell them where to stow that at
19:57 <@cryptic1> haha
19:57 < kronis> Lmao Sousapro
19:57 < McDonaldsWiFi> you're actually keeping up wth this, I'm proud of you
19:57 <@cryptic1> thats a horrible score
19:57 <@cryptic1> lets see if we can get it higher
19:57 < Sousapro> can I +1?
19:57 < kronis> Lootcrates?
19:57 <@JollyRgrs> i have good memories, just like your mom has good mammories
19:58 < McDonaldsWiFi> huehuehue
19:58  * kronis opens lootcrate
19:58 < Sousapro> I mean, who doesn't want their mom to be happy?
19:58 < Sousapro> they pushed you out and dealt with your crap
19:58 < Sousapro> I think they deserve a rando three way if they want it
19:58  * kronis receives McDonaldsWiFi kick token
19:58 < McDonaldsWiFi> O.o
19:58 < McDonaldsWiFi> do you want to use your token?
19:58 < McDonaldsWiFi> (say no)
19:59 <@cryptic1> saying no means yes
19:59 <@cryptic1> and yes means yes
19:59 < McDonaldsWiFi> what means no
19:59 <@cryptic1> didn't you vote?
19:59 < Sousapro> using the token requires an additional $19.99 purchase
19:59 < McDonaldsWiFi> damn
19:59  * kronis slowly glides the token into the slot, stares McDonaldsWiFi in the eyes... And drops it in. 
19:59 < McDonaldsWiFi> you require a token use token
19:59 < McDonaldsWiFi> this got kinky
19:59 < McDonaldsWiFi> really fast
19:59 < Sousapro> using EA Bioware studio kill bucks
19:59 < McDonaldsWiFi> EA Bucks
20:00 < Sousapro> the money collected goes to murdering perfectly good studios that release your favorite games that aren't CoD or CoD clones
20:00 < DomLS3> +v for meee
20:00 < McDonaldsWiFi> modern gaming sucks
20:00 < McDonaldsWiFi> its what I don't play many games anymoer
20:00 < Sousapro> I heard a large street bike go past
20:00 < McDonaldsWiFi> they all end up with IAP
20:00 < estranger> VR gaming
20:01 < McDonaldsWiFi> and whatnot, no ty
20:01 < Sousapro> sounded like reeeeee REEEEEEE reeeeEEEEEEE
20:01 < estranger> its too new for loot boxes
20:01 < McDonaldsWiFi> ill just play minesweeper
20:01 < estranger> flat gaming sucks now
20:01 < DomLS3> estranger: THEY ARE CRATES NOT BOXES
20:01 < estranger> fucking pancake gamers
20:01 < Sousapro> buy  Oculus fap tokens now
20:01 < kronis> Says who
20:01 < fosho> simon says
20:01 < kronis> Pfsense
20:02 < fosho> PFcents
20:02 <@cryptic1> take the pfsense out of the game
20:02 < DomLS3> it puts the pfsense on the skin
20:02 < kronis> Did felda die?
20:02 <@cryptic1> pfsense go down the hhooooole
20:02 < alazare619> i got kodine in my cup
20:03 < kronis> alazare619 I finally got a new job mayne
20:03 < kronis> Hug me
20:04 <+giant_it_burrit> no ty
20:04 <+giant_it_burrit> no means no
20:04 < McDonaldsWiFi> but cryptic1 said no means yes
20:04 < kronis> But cryptic1 told me no means yes
20:04 <+giant_it_burrit> hes canadian
20:04 <+giant_it_burrit> it doesnt work like that in murica
20:04 <+giant_it_burrit> ask rapist brock turner
20:05 <+giant_it_burrit> no doesnt mean yes
20:05 <+giant_it_burrit> drug them and have sex near a dumpster does
20:05 < kronis> Wait does that mean yes or no, now I'm lost.
20:05 <+giant_it_burrit> it means pill cosby
20:05 < corn266> The DARE officer told us no means have another beer
20:06 < kronis> Lol
20:06 <+giant_it_burrit> the dare officer would be so disappointed in most of us
20:06 <+giant_it_burrit> except me
20:06 <+giant_it_burrit> im like the opposite of Hunterkll
20:07 <+giant_it_burrit> not a hooker, or drinker or smoker, or weeb, or has a clue how to windows
20:07 <+felda> sorry I'm doing actual work
20:07 < corn266> felda should I use clang as CUDA compiler?
20:07 < kronis> What happened to felda.io?
20:07 < kronis> Murderer
20:08 <@cryptic1> felda forgot to renew his domain
20:08 <@cryptic1> HAAHHHA
20:08 < Sousapro> he said it was on porpoise
20:09 <@cryptic1> riiight
20:09 < kronis> Lol
20:09 < Sousapro> the dare officer would just stare at me
20:09 < Sousapro> but then, what I was doing was legal where I was doing it
20:09 < Sousapro> I was just doing all three at the same time
20:09 < kronis> There should be this thing where you can  automatically pay for something and not have to worry about it being latem
20:09 < kronis> What should we call it?
20:10 < Sousapro> autobankaccountdrain
20:10 < Sousapro> (TM)
20:10 < kronis> I like it
20:10 <+giant_it_burrit> like subscribe and hit the notifcation bell
20:10 < Sousapro> okay
20:10 <@cryptic1> slam that like button
20:10 <+giant_it_burrit> like op's mom
20:10 <@cryptic1> O_o
20:10 < fosho> that was EZ
20:10 <+giant_it_burrit> like op's mom
20:11 < fosho> wind tunnel vag
20:11 < fosho> nothing but net
20:11 <+giant_it_burrit> with legs wide opennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
20:11 <+giant_it_burrit> ill take you too theis place
20:11  * asimon yikes
20:11  * kronis awaits the last of the chorus
20:11 < fosho> legs up in the air
20:12 <@cryptic1> banned for 1 hour
20:13 <@cryptic1> please return to your daily work
20:13 <+giant_it_burrit> but if this our work
20:13 <@cryptic1> this msg has been sponsored by
20:13 <@cryptic1> felda's tide pods
20:13 <@cryptic1> you won't fine a juicer, fresher, fuller pod than felda's tide pods
20:14 < abakedapplepie> giant_it_burrit loves creed
20:14 < kronis> Hope felda doesn't forget to renew his patent on those things too.
20:14 < corn266> I thought hexchat came with an adblock by default
20:18 <+felda> I'm back
20:20 < corn266> It's too late felda I'm already compiling tensorflow
20:20 <+felda> you best stop
20:20 < JFDkthx> me ' when is a good time i can upgrade your server' customer 'yes'
20:20 < JFDkthx> ...
20:20 < corn266> 'so like now?' 'wtf no are you retarded?'
20:21 < JFDkthx> corn266: you gonna machine learn some new skills
20:21 < asimon> just send the same email again with the word "when" bolded and underlined
20:21 < corn266> yea we got hired by the gubbermint to generate pictures of rocks
20:22 < JFDkthx> makes sense
20:22 < corn266> wish I was joking, but we're getting paid so w/e
20:22 < abakedapplepie> asimon: its better to reply with the exact same text in response rather than just resend the first email
20:23 < Jagster``> we're carbon on a rock floating in space
20:23 < abakedapplepie> i feel that accurately portrays the levels of fucks i give when you dont answer my question
20:23 < asimon> abakedapplepie: That's what I meant, yeah
20:23 < int0x1C8> I have a tensorflow net that is 99.97% accurate
20:23 < AnimalFarmPig> corn266: how good do the pictures need to be?
20:23 < abakedapplepie> well, carry on then
20:23 < asimon> int0x1C8: sounds like some overfitting to me
20:23 < abakedapplepie> corn266: wait really lol
20:24 < int0x1C8> it is designed to take sensor readings from the environment, discard those readings, then drive a robot into a wall
20:24 < AnimalFarmPig> sounds like a toy problem to me :P
20:24 < AnimalFarmPig> lol
20:24 < asimon> Lol perfect
20:24 < asimon> Wait does it miss the wall 0.03% of the time
20:24 < AnimalFarmPig> ^ machine learning
20:24 < abakedapplepie> lmfao
20:24 < corn266> AnimalFarmPig, gotta fool a discriminator trained on actual pictures of rocks at least 90% of the time
20:24 < int0x1C8> yes, there is no wall
20:24 < int0x1C8> rather, there is no wall 0.03% of the time all the time
20:24 < coderphive> It is with a heavy heart that I notify you all of JollyRgrs's passing. He passed away early this morning of an acute embolism. Unfortunately, his wife Biatrice was the one that found him. Kevin was a great man with a heart of gold, a love for pfsense and D-Link alike. He will be missed.
20:24 < AnimalFarmPig> corn266: that sounds like a lot of fun
20:25 < abakedapplepie> corn266: does it have to be a whole rock
20:25 < dragonfleas> i'm back pendajo's
20:25 < corn266> nah just a rock on the ground
20:25 < abakedapplepie> send random textures
20:25 < abakedapplepie> say its just super zoomed in on the rock
20:25 < coderphive> dragonfleas I prefer the term "pendeja". This is 2018.
20:26 < AnimalFarmPig> send actual pictures of rocks
20:26 < AnimalFarmPig> how are they going to know the difference?
20:26 < corn266> I think they want the code to generate the pictures haha
20:26 < AnimalFarmPig> "This looks like an actual picture of rocks."
20:26 < AnimalFarmPig> "I know, really good fake, right?"
20:26 < int0x1C8> I also have another trained net thats 99.99% accurate at outputting completely meaningless garbage
20:26 < abakedapplepie> 3d scan a rock, scan the surface into a texture, regenerate the rock in 3d, ???, profit
20:27 < coderphive> weird
20:27 < coderphive> Sounds like you stole our company IP int0x1C8
20:27 < corn266> int0x1C8, what kind of garbage
20:27 < coderphive> >:|
20:27 < AnimalFarmPig> corn266: you could claim that you built your system via genetic algorithm, don't actually have code, just a black box.
20:27 < int0x1C8> mostly ascii dragon dildos
20:27 < abakedapplepie> int0x1C8: do you have a zoo for holding all these nets
20:27 < coderphive> AnimalFarmPig all-natural algorithms even
20:28 < Church-> Welp
20:28 < corn266> AnimalFarmPig, heh that's actually what they want
20:28 < abakedapplepie> rip Church-
20:28 < Church-> I apparently popped up that google foobar thing not knowing it was a challenge to eventually lead to a google interview.
20:28 < Church-> Fuck me.
20:28 < AnimalFarmPig> coderphive: the most sophisticated computer around-- The Universe (tm)
20:28 < Church-> I thought it was the stupid CTF>
20:28 < AnimalFarmPig> mind_blown.avi
20:28 < coderphive> lmao (tm)
20:29 < abakedapplepie> Church-  the what
20:29 < Church-> abakedapplepie: Search google foobar
20:29 < abakedapplepie> did you interview with google and find out youre not as smart as you thought you were
20:29 < coderphive> I always refer to Facebook and Friends™
20:29 < Church-> abakedapplepie: Oh god no, I already don't think I'm smart enough for google.
20:29 < coderphive> tbh Google hires plenty of idiots
20:30 < Church-> I just feel the need to actually try now that I know what this is for. :P
20:30 < abakedapplepie> so why the 'fuck me'
20:30 < abakedapplepie> oh
20:30 < AnimalFarmPig> Friends™    some conditions apply, no purchase necessary, void where prohibited, not available to residents of Puerto Rico or Delaware
20:30 <@cryptic1> coderphive, are you shoh?
20:30 < AnimalFarmPig> yeah, maybe you interview at goggle and find out that they're a lot dumber than you expected
20:31 < coderphive> cryptic1 In a religious reincarnation sense or ???
20:31 <@cryptic1> yes you could be him
20:31 <@cryptic1> interesting
20:31 < Jagster``> Church-,
20:31 < Jagster``> leetcode.com
20:31 < Jagster``> do the hard puzzles
20:31 < Church-> lol
20:31 < Jagster``> u pass those you'll be fine at googles onsite
20:31 < Church-> Later, I clicked start challenge not knowing what this was.
20:32 < Church-> I just wanted to work on my distributed system tn. :D
20:32 < coderphive> AnimalFarmPig I like how Deleware is excluded
20:32 <+felda> oh shit
20:32 < AnimalFarmPig> coderphive: for tax reasons, of course
20:32 <+felda> Breaking News!!  / ! \  cryptic1 is married to a woman named GERTRUDE
20:32 < coderphive> whew
20:33 < coderphive> That's very Canadian
20:33 <@cryptic1> felda no response to the earlier allegations ?
20:33 <@cryptic1> what about you JollyRgrs ?
20:33 <+felda> i missed it
20:33 < AnimalFarmPig> Does she go by Gertie or Trudi?
20:33 <@cryptic1> AnimalFarmPig, goes by bob
20:33 <@cryptic1> as in robert
20:33 < AnimalFarmPig> Bob
20:33 < coderphive> JollyRgrs is actually married to Beatrice
20:34 < coderphive> She goes by Betty for short though
20:34 < AnimalFarmPig> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLTR8qYWJbQ
20:34 <@cryptic1> mr robert gertrude williams
20:34 <+layer-eight> * AnimalFarmPig →  YouTube → Well, Bob → ⚘ 134,320 ↑ 222 ↓ 9 ✍ 11
20:34 <+felda> RIP JollyRgrs
20:34 < AnimalFarmPig> Trixie > Betty, imo
20:34 <+felda> u will be missed my donger
20:34 <@cryptic1> felda, AHAHAH you saw that eh
20:34 <@cryptic1> rekt
20:34 <+felda> it was a huge block
20:34 <+felda> i had to read it
20:34 <+felda>  /topic RIP JollyRgrs
20:35 <+felda> please do that
20:35 < combatdud3> Wait. I'm not sure if that was serious or not now.
20:35 < coderphive> I second this, we should honor our fallen hero
20:35 < int0x1C8> (function(slacker){return slacker.BackToWork();})(cryptic1)
20:36 < abakedapplepie> lol
20:36 < abakedapplepie> combatdud3: no, he was here like 2 hours ago
20:36 < abakedapplepie> oh not even, 40 mnutes ago lol
20:36 <@cryptic1> D:
20:36 < coderphive> The ghost of JollyRgrs
20:37 < abakedapplepie> spooky
20:37 < int0x1C8> babbys first js function closure
20:38 < dragonfleas> What's your guys policy for escorting vendors or 3rd parties into the server room? Do you guys have technicians do it? or Security personnel?
20:38 < catbeard> video surveillance from 2 angles (in/out) and escorted by security and Senior IT personnel
20:38 < asimon> i usually just let em have at it
20:38 < catbeard> some stuff is extremely sensitive
20:38 < int0x1C8> fluffy handcuffs, a ball gag, and a silk blindfold
20:39 < catbeard> don't kink-shame me
20:39 < abakedapplepie> o bb
20:39 < McDonaldsWiFi> wtf did i come back to
20:39 < abakedapplepie> McDonaldsWiFi: your fetish
20:39 < int0x1C8> nothing, now take off your pants
20:39 < McDonaldsWiFi> why am i holding a carrot
20:39 < catbeard> YOU THERE! Computer man! Fix my pants.
20:39 < catbeard> Get down on your knees, and DO YOUR JOB!
20:39 < coderphive> This scene reminds me of Silicon Valley
20:40 < coderphive> I just can't tell if it's the show or the place
20:41 < sideup66> Oh god
20:41 < sideup66> Are they really fucking with wpa2 now
20:41 < catbeard> who
20:41 < insecurity> "them"
20:41 < McDonaldsWiFi> sideup66: they announced WPA3 ya goob
20:41 < sideup66> Oh no
20:41 < sideup66> So now I gotta update all the shit in my house to this?
20:42 < McDonaldsWiFi> no?
20:42 < catbeard> this coming from the same people that ship wifi routers with max tx power and 40MHz
20:42 < McDonaldsWiFi> xD
20:42 < sideup66> Or does backwards capability provide the extra security
20:42 < catbeard> 4/5 bars ya, but the AP can't hear your cries for WiFi connect
20:42 < McDonaldsWiFi> i'm sure itll still include wpa2 standard
20:42 < sideup66> https://9to5mac.com/2018/06/26/wpa3-routers/amp/
20:42 <+layer-eight> * sideup66 →  PSA: Don’t buy a new Wi-Fi router without checking for WPA3 security | 9to5Mac
20:44 < sideup66> Apparently it will
20:44 < sideup66> But read the article
20:44 < abakedapplepie> TIl about 802.11ax
20:44 < catbeard> TIL not to use 802.11r
20:44 < sideup66> WPA3’s other major addition, as highlighted by the Alliance, is forward secrecy. This is a privacy feature that prevents older data from being compromised by a later attack. So if an attacker captures an encrypted Wi-Fi transmission, then cracks the password, they still won’t be able to read the older data — they’d only be able to see new information currently flowing over the network.
20:44 < sideup66> Wat
20:44 < sideup66> So they can crack it
20:44 < sideup66> Go to the stream
20:44 < sideup66> And just still stream everything
20:44 < sideup66> And get data
20:44 < dragonfleas> catbeard, really? jesus
20:44 < sideup66> Dafuq
20:44 < abakedapplepie> the point is you cant offline attack
20:45 < abakedapplepie> so a properly configured router will have brute force prevention
20:45 < catbeard> so all the guvment needs is your phone
20:45 < abakedapplepie> which is nothing new
20:45 < abakedapplepie> at all
20:45 < abakedapplepie> lol
20:45 < catbeard> just tell it to not save the password
20:45 < McDonaldsWiFi> sideup66: kind of how new credit cards work
20:45 < McDonaldsWiFi> probably a token of some kind
20:45 < catbeard> and cut off and burn your finger that you FP auth with
20:45 < McDonaldsWiFi> it can also encrypt traffic over open wifi's if both devices support it
20:45 < sideup66> Yeah but if I crack the password on all data
20:45 < sideup66> Or old data rather
20:46 < sideup66> S/all/old
20:46 < abakedapplepie> you cant thats the point
20:46 < abakedapplepie> theres a token of some kind the router supplies so you can do that
20:46 < catbeard> still CSMA/CA
20:46 < abakedapplepie> if you cant auth to the router, you dont get the token, you cant see the data
20:46 < sideup66> But if I crack the pass offline
20:46 < sideup66> Then I auth
20:46 < abakedapplepie> you cant
20:46 < abakedapplepie> lol
20:46 < sideup66> I'm in?
20:46 < abakedapplepie> its salted
20:46 < sideup66> Oh?
20:46 < abakedapplepie> and the salt is changing
20:46 < abakedapplepie> the token
20:47 < sideup66> Guess it's time to get a router soon...
20:47 < catbeard> i use cauliflower for wifi
20:47 < catbeard> with salt and pepper, understand?
20:47 < McDonaldsWiFi> huehue
20:47 < McDonaldsWiFi> you get 2 hues from that
20:47 < catbeard> Tyrone thanks you for your hues
20:48 < tapoxi> DID SOMEONE SAY SALT
20:50 < dragonfleas> https://www.catbeard.com/
20:50 < sideup66> McDonaldsWiFi: still
20:50 < sideup66> Wtf
20:51 < coderphive> http://cryptic1.geocities.com
20:51 < Church-> Okay, challenge one down.
20:51 < Church-> I'm going to wait a bit before I do the next ones...
20:51 < McDonaldsWiFi> sideup66: lol you stress too much xD
20:52 < McDonaldsWiFi> catbeard: tell tyrone to kick rocks
20:52 < dragonfleas> https://www.coderphive.com/
20:52 <@cryptic1> did someone ask for kicks?
20:52 < coderphive> shi
20:52 <@cryptic1> who needs one?
20:52 < coderphive> bring it
20:53 < coderphive> Please sir
20:53 < coderphive> may I have some more
20:53 < McDonaldsWiFi> pls senpai
20:53 < McDonaldsWiFi> pls waifu
20:54 < coderphive> Also, I was able to cross compile with go today and introduce semantic versioning
20:54 < coderphive> That was fun
20:54 < corn266> felda can you teach me how to set up pfsense?
20:55 < coderphive> Honestly I think I'm going to install pfsense at my house
20:56 < McDonaldsWiFi> YES
20:56 < McDonaldsWiFi> join the dark side
20:56 < xamithan> Is your house a computer ?  How do you PFsense a house
20:56 < coderphive> It actually is
20:56 < coderphive> My house runs on Docker
20:56 < dragonfleas> does pfsense kick coderphive
20:56 < coderphive> (containerd)
20:57 < coderphive> you only get kicked if you say it backwards
20:57 <+felda> corn266 only you can teach you pfsense
20:57 < McDonaldsWiFi> seriously though
20:57 <+felda> coderphive give it a go
20:57 < McDonaldsWiFi> pfsense + openvpn + pihole + phone = no ads ever
20:57 <+felda> I block all advertisements using mine
20:58 <+felda> and use 1.1.1.1 with SSL DNS
20:58 <@cryptic1> sounds illegal
20:58 <+felda> I AM THE LEGAL
20:58 <@cryptic1> please guys no illegal activities in here
20:58 < McDonaldsWiFi> lol
20:58 < coderphive> don't listen to cryptic1, Canada runs off ad-ware
20:58 <@cryptic1> bypassing advertising methods are illegal our sponsors will be upset
20:59 <+felda> remind me who are our sponsors?
20:59 < asimon> s/THE LEGAL/THE SENATE
20:59 <+layer-eight> [SED asimon/felda] I AM THE SENATE
20:59 < coderphive> felda Mrs Buttersworth
20:59 < coderphive> obv
20:59 <@cryptic1> felda well our largest sponsor is felda's tide pods followed by EA
20:59 < coderphive> EA?
21:00 <@cryptic1> remember to get your tide pods for el33t gaming from EA from feldas tide pods (now accepting lootcrates)
21:00 < coderphive> Wait, so I'm supposed to be buying lootboxes?
21:00 < Heresiarch> ah, are we back to buying lootboxes for +v?
21:00 < scurry> quit
21:00 < coderphive> I'd like to buy a loot crate
21:00 < coderphive> !lootcrate
21:01 < coderphive> bot is broke
21:01 <+felda> Wow now that I have +v I feel the need to support DNS
21:01 < corn266> Quad 1s are owned by the FBI
21:01  * felda is now a part of the 1%
21:01 <+felda> DNS can make you a millionaire!
21:02 < sideup66> Felda oh? So run a dns server
21:02 < sideup66> ?
21:02 < asimon> Is felda.io back up?
21:02 < sideup66> Or make one and have subscribers pay in btc?
21:02 <+felda> asimon nah my hosting ran out
21:02 < dragonfleas> ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉)
21:02 < coderphive> asimon parkingcrew owns felda.io
21:02 <+felda> any decent hosting that lets me letsencrypt?
21:02 <+felda> s/me/me us
21:02 <+layer-eight> [SED felda] any decent hosting that lets me us letsencrypt?
21:02 < sideup66> If I didn't want you fuckers breaking into my shit I'd host out of my house
21:02 <+felda> OOOF my spellcheck bones
21:02 < sideup66> :p
21:03 < dragonfleas> what's a cheap ass fucking web hosting site that has cpanel and is cheap as cheap fucking cheap gets
21:03 < Heresiarch> felda: most recent plesk installs will support LE.
21:03 < coderphive> I have a raspberri pi kube cluster you can host on
21:03 < dragonfleas> coderphive, what's your net throughput
21:03 < sideup66> I have hosting already on port 80
21:03 < coderphive> 300 Mbps
21:03 < sideup66> And 443
21:04 < dragonfleas> ok deal, 3 dollars a year?
21:04 < Heresiarch> dragonfleas: "cheap" is not a subset of "cpanel".
21:04 < coderphive> hmm
21:04 < coderphive> make it tree fiddy
21:04 < dragonfleas> Heresiarch, namecheap offers 3 dollar a month hosting with cpanel
21:04 < sadbox> is that not cheap enough for you?
21:04 < Heresiarch> dragonfleas: then why are you asking us? :p
21:05 < sideup66> I need about tree fiddy
21:05 < dragonfleas> i didn't know if there was another host besides them because namecheap is trash
21:05 < sideup66> I hope the felda meme lives again
21:05 < mcj> Wow
21:05 < Heresiarch> dragonfleas: /r/choosingbeggars
21:05 < mcj> So does anyone here have to deal with these absolute shit Datacard printers?
21:05 < mcj> What the fuck on these things IS NOT serialized
21:05 < mcj> This is crazy
21:05 < sideup66> I'll build ya a VM in my home server
21:06 < sideup66> Can host outta that felda
21:06  * coderphive does not deal with printers
21:06 < Heresiarch> dragonfleas: if the site is static, just throw it on s3 and have done.
21:06 < dragonfleas> I only need 32 cores and 64 gb of ram with at least 1000 gig of tiered ssd storage
21:06 < mcj> This is worse than any printer I've ever encountered
21:06 < sideup66> Just...upstream nonsenss
21:06 < coderphive> felda.io is a dynamic site
21:06 < coderphive> written in cgi
21:06 < sideup66> mcj: pcloadletter
21:06 < sideup66> Wtf does that mean
21:06 < JFDkthx> tinnitus is a bitch
21:07 < abakedapplepie> tinnitus is indeed a fat slobby whore bitch
21:07 < abakedapplepie> thanks for reminding me
21:07 < abakedapplepie> :/
21:07 < abakedapplepie> it has been 72 hours since i last was aware of my tinnitus
21:07 < slobbywhorebitch> hi i'm tinnitus
21:08  * coderphive popcorns
21:08 < superfukingwhore> jesus
21:08 < superfukingwhore> irc really doesn't filter nicknames
21:09 < coderphive> we should start our own irc network
21:09 < coderphive> protected by pfsense
21:09 < coderphive> irc.pfsense.io
21:09 < abakedapplepie> that sounds like an awful idea
21:09 < dragonfleas> irc.felda.io
21:09 < coderphive> first server: pfsense.felda.io
21:09 < alazare619> abakedapplepie: giant_it_burrit  gave me tinnitus
21:09 < abakedapplepie> how long until pfsense has a patch out disabling HT
21:10 < abakedapplepie> rip all ur firewallz
21:10 < dragonfleas> #pfsense-felda
21:10 < dragonfleas> i'm joining that channel
21:10 < coderphive> HT = hottopic.com?
21:10 < alazare619> #notmyfelda
21:10 < alazare619> no need for a damn patch just go in your bios and disable HT
21:11 < dragonfleas> hyperthreading
21:11 < technonerd> Hyperthongs
21:11 < corn266> hyperdongs
21:11 < dragonfleas> Hyperlongjohnsilvers
21:12 < coderphive> I honestly have nothing for this
21:12 < dragonfleas> ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤✌
21:12 < JFDkthx> abakedapplepie: i think mine is getting worse
21:12 < JFDkthx> eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
21:12 < abakedapplepie> JFDkthx: stop paying attention to it
21:13 < abakedapplepie> put on some music
21:13 < coderphive> 🦊
21:13 < JFDkthx> abakedapplepie: i know its getting worse because it got louder
21:13 < ebol4> didn't we ban dragonfleas
21:13 < JFDkthx> NO
21:13 < ebol4> we had a vote and everything
21:13 < JFDkthx> so
21:13 < JFDkthx> yes
21:13 < abakedapplepie> the best is when you start hearing the really low tones
21:13 < abakedapplepie> the >400hz tinnitus
21:13 < abakedapplepie> er <400hz
21:13 < ebol4> alligator hertz
21:14 < coderphive> A guy named ebol4 banned dragonfleas. Sounds like the premise to a childrens novel.
21:14 < abakedapplepie> my tinnitus is usually in the 12khz range
21:14 < JFDkthx> coderphive: only because he as a good ending
21:14 < JFDkthx> which is that dragonfleas is bant
21:15 < McDonaldsWiFi> hey dont say the b word
21:15 < McDonaldsWiFi> it might offend Hatter
21:15 < JFDkthx> McDonaldsWiFi: dont tag hatter
21:15 < JFDkthx> he took the day off
21:15 < McDonaldsWiFi> someone used an emooji
21:15 < McDonaldsWiFi> coderphive you fuck
21:15 < JFDkthx> McDonaldsWiFi: you done with preschool yet?
21:16 < McDonaldsWiFi> JFDkthx: 4 weeks >.>
21:16 < coderphive> :|
21:16 < JFDkthx> wow
21:16 < JFDkthx> give up already
21:16 < Heresiarch> emooji? What is this, unicode for cows?
21:16 < JFDkthx> school isnt for people like you
21:16 < McDonaldsWiFi> i might just start the next semester right away lol
21:16 < McDonaldsWiFi> you're not wrong
21:16 < McDonaldsWiFi> lol
21:16 < McDonaldsWiFi> oh well, too late
21:16 < coderphive> 🐮
21:16 < coderphive> cow
21:16 <+giant_it_burrit> moove over
21:16 < abakedapplepie> coderphive is gonna get the hammer
21:17 < coderphive> It's coming
21:17 < coderphive> I know :(
21:17 < dragonfleas> work is boring right now
21:17 < dragonfleas> i need to do a code upgrade on the ASA's
21:17 < dragonfleas> but
21:17 < dragonfleas> i don't want to
21:17 < McDonaldsWiFi> lol
21:17 < dragonfleas> why is there no sysadmin podcast
21:18 < asimon> id listen to that
21:19 < McDonaldsWiFi> closet thing we had was the computer guy buthe ended up going off the deep in
21:19 < McDonaldsWiFi> eli the computer guy?
21:19 < McDonaldsWiFi> one day he decided hat sysadmin was dead and this industry sucks
21:19 < McDonaldsWiFi> lol went off the rocker
21:19 < grumplestiltzkin> s/eli/book of eli
21:19 <+layer-eight> [SED grumplestiltzkin/McDonaldsWiFi] book of eli the computer guy?
21:20 < coderphive> I'll do a podcast
21:20 < int0x1C8> I could do a sysadmin podcast
21:20 < coderphive> pfsense podcast with felda
21:20 < int0x1C8> it'll just be 30 mins of the sounds of hell
21:20 < Nightcinder> one of my users just got a spoofed username email that said it was from the ceo (the actual mailto was officialmailmsg@inbox.lv), it asked him to buy 20 $100 itunes giftcards and take pictures of them, and he did it, how do i fix stupid?
21:20 < int0x1C8> think event horizon
21:20 < Heresiarch> int0x1C8: ...or a CAB meeting.
21:21 <+giant_it_burrit> JollyRgrs: did you ever see a trailer for super seducer
21:21 < coderphive> Nightcinder are you serious?
21:21 < Nightcinder> yes
21:21 < gnupluslinux> Nightcinder u trollin?
21:21 < gnupluslinux> Thats hilarious lol
21:21 < coderphive> He took pictures of 20 itunes giftcards?
21:21 < Heresiarch> ...
21:21 < Nightcinder> yes he did
21:21 < Nightcinder> i'm not joking
21:21 < coderphive> ...
21:21 < Nightcinder> another user got the email too and forwarded it to me
21:22 < gnupluslinux> Is your ceo hard to reach?
21:22 < Nightcinder> no
21:22 < Nightcinder> he's here all the time
21:22 < gnupluslinux> Welp
21:22 < Nightcinder> he would never send that kind of email lol
21:22 < coderphive> He probably shouldn't be
21:22 < gnupluslinux> Im so glad our accountants are skeptical as hell
21:23 < gnupluslinux> Any emails from c suites are followed up with call or in person confirmation
21:23 < gnupluslinux> Extra step but does mean i get to see the funny emails from officeofcheifexecutiveofficer@gmail.com
21:23 < coderphive> wait
21:23 < coderphive> How old is this person?
21:24 < rpifan> old
21:24 < grumplestiltzkin> gnupluslinux: how did you get my email?  DOX
21:24 < gnupluslinux> Watch it be the 20 yr old intern with budget access for sone reason
21:24 < gnupluslinux> grumplestiltzkin no joke we got emails from that addr haha
21:24 < stairmast0r> phone interview in about 5 minutes... any tips?
21:24 < kepler> for what?
21:24 < gnupluslinux> stairmast0r dont fuck up
21:25 < stairmast0r> gnupluslinux: thanks dude
21:25 < gnupluslinux> Np
21:25 < agent_white> Nightcinder: My stepdad is a financial exec; previous company he worked for he was "sent an email to wire $10,000 to xyz account" (since he glanced it and saw the signature he did it)... no fucking clue why people don't pickup the goddamn phone for requests like that.
21:25 < kepler> gnupluslinux: hold 4 in for the duration
21:25 < stairmast0r> never wouldve thought of that one
21:25 < agent_white> Easily solved, by any person who isn't even tech savvy.
21:25 < sadbox> stairmast0r: wow them with your deep knowledge of how ext3 works
21:25 < coderphive> stairmast0r tell them you use Arch
21:25 < gnupluslinux> Go deep with your knowledge of ASM debugging the web
21:25 < sadbox> stairmast0r: burn 20 minutes of the interview describing how directory traversal workd
21:26 < gnupluslinux> agent_white got those too. I have those emails printed out and pinned to the wall
21:26 < agent_white> stairmast0r: Tell him you get pukey when you're nervous and randomly make gag noises during the call.
21:27 < Nightcinder> my head hurts
21:27 < rpifan> is it spam
21:28 < alazare619> i explained OSI to a potato in a meeting one time
21:28 < alazare619> like the dude had a potato on his desk
21:28 < alazare619> was kinda funny
21:28 < agent_white> gnupluslinux: Makes me wonder if really 'user training' in companies is actually worthwhile, at least a briefing about 'no, you're bank will not call you asking for your SSN' kinda stuff.
21:28 < gnupluslinux> Haha
21:29 < gnupluslinux> alazare619 for that real life simulation
21:29 < xamithan> you are bank will not call ?
21:29 < xamithan> What?
21:29 < gnupluslinux> agent_white user training is for companies to covet their own asses
21:29 < agent_white> your*
21:29 < gnupluslinux> Yes we provide training. Now its the enployees fault for not complying
21:29 < xamithan> Fire 'em!@
21:29 < alazare619> nice kronis  grats on new jerb
21:30 < kronis> Thanks, alazare619
21:30 < alazare619> what you doing now?
21:30 < kronis> Network Eng
21:31 < alazare619> i heard yared got a new jerb too
21:31 < kronis> No longer a NOC
21:31 < alazare619> and teck923 and spookycopter
21:31 < kronis> Oh ya?
21:31 < kronis> God damn, lol
21:31 < alazare619> i'm still at the same jerb
21:31 < Nightcinder> "I will need 20 pieces of $100/ea Apple iTunes Gift Card. Note that $100 x 20 qty ($2000) of iTunes Gift Card is needed and you should gently scratch-off silver lining at the back for the pin codes. Please email a clear picture of all the codes on all 20 cards to me. "
21:31 < Nightcinder> dkjal;jd;lfkjas;df
21:31 < Nightcinder> COME ON
21:31 < alazare619> Nightcinder: did the IRS get ya?
21:31 < alazare619> i had to do that last week
21:32 < alazare619> apparently they sent me a false tax refund and i had to pay it all back in itunes gift cards
21:32 < grumplestiltzkin> did chucklehead buy them then try to expense it, or use a business card?
21:32 < Nightcinder> alazare619: no my user responded and did what was asked..
21:32 < Nightcinder> he used both his personal and company CC's
21:32 < gnupluslinux> Nightcinder ...what
21:32 < syere> what a moron
21:32 < Nightcinder> yes
21:32 < Nightcinder> he's sitting with the CEO right now
21:32 < grumplestiltzkin> if it was all on a credit card, fraud procection *might* kick in if he reports it
21:32 < grumplestiltzkin> but the stupid should hurt
21:32 < alazare619> Nightcinder: well now you know how to fool them and get free money out of them...
21:32 < Nightcinder> he reported both cards after we yelled at him
21:33 < alazare619> see whenever i find a user got scammed i just make a note in my little black book to remember...then one day if i ever decide to rejoin the dark side i have people ready for the picking
21:34 < createchange> Hello - just had a quick question. I am enabling bitlocker on some computers. If I kickstart the encryption process, am I able to log out and let the user log into their non-admin account to continue working while the encryption runs in the background?
21:34 < alazare619> Si
21:34 < asimon> createchange: I believe so yes
21:34 < alazare619> bitlocker runs as a service account
21:34 < alazare619> s/service/system
21:34 <+layer-eight> [SED alazare619] bitlocker runs as a system account
21:34 < createchange> Great, thanks!
21:36 < gnupluslinux> Nightcinder are they senior enough to survive?
21:37 < komugi> createchange - yes
21:37 < Nightcinder> gnupluslinux: no they're one of our newest sales guys
21:38 < grumplestiltzkin> RGE
21:39 < gnupluslinux> Rip
21:39 < rpifan> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbvmWGRgF_E
21:39 <+layer-eight> * rpifan →  YouTube → [Soviet/Russia] March of the Soviet Tankists [English Translation] → ⚘ 1,615,036 ↑ 10,189 ↓ 316 ✍ 2,363
21:40 < alazare619> https://imgur.com/gallery/ZwzdrbZ when you hit the chicken 3 times
21:40 <+layer-eight> * alazare619 →  IMGUR Gallery → 8outof10cats → Alfred Hitchcock presents, "Birds" → a day ago → No Topic → 1 Image → ⚘ 105,251 → ☺ 2,175 → ☹ 22 → ✡ 2205 → ✍ 84
21:43 < corn266> Nightcinder, inb4 he sent himself the email
21:44 < Nightcinder> it had the name of our ceo
21:45 < Nightcinder> but the email address was officialmailmsg@inbox.lv
21:45 < Nightcinder> and they're all using outlook
21:45 < Nightcinder> so it shows the email is not from our CEO
21:45 < Nightcinder> like
21:45 < Nightcinder> i can't do any more to protect
21:45 < corn266> exactly, he's using the spoofed email as an "I didn't know" to get out of trouble and drain company cc funds
21:46 < Nightcinder> lol
21:46 < Nightcinder> is it really even spoofing at that point
21:46 < Nightcinder> it's just the name it's coming from, they didn't even spoof @companyname.com
21:46 < corn266> It gives him an easy out
21:46 < Nightcinder> corn266: he used his personal card
21:47 < Nightcinder> he split it between company and personal
21:49 < abakedapplepie> oh my god
21:49 < abakedapplepie> poor guy
21:49 < abakedapplepie> what an idiot tho
21:50 < abakedapplepie> company isnt going to reimburse his personal are they? lol
21:52 <+orderchaos> I refuse to use my personal card for anything over $100. And even for that stuff I generally try to get teh company to buy it if it's not needed that day. Even like flash cards I'll just have someone order rather than expensing
21:52 < grumplestiltzkin> ^+
21:52 < Jagster``> i remember the days when the CFO would give me his company card
21:53 < Jagster``> and a printed leteter that said "its ok this mexican kid is using my card"
21:53 <+orderchaos> I may or may not have an exec's card saved to a password vault...
21:56 < SynMonger> orderchaos: unlimited POWAH
21:56 < MadCamel> unlimited legal trouble!
21:56 <+orderchaos> ^
21:56 < Jagster``> i remember we had a receptionist using the work fedex account
21:56 < Jagster``> to sell stuff on ebay
21:56 <@JollyRgrs> giant_it_burrit: no
21:57 <+giant_it_burrit> JollyRgrs: ?
21:57 <@JollyRgrs> felda, coderphive, cryptic1: i'm back from the ded beeches!
21:57 <@JollyRgrs> giant_it_burrit: you asked about some trailer to a game or something?
21:57 < coderphive> o shi
21:57 < coderphive> Just look at god
21:57 <@JollyRgrs> also, dumped that hag beatrice and took coderphive's mom to replace her
21:58 < coderphive> rip
21:58 <+orderchaos> Jagster``: our receptionist is the CEO's mom so I think she's trustworthy. We've also been talking about selling some old equipment on ebay
21:58 <+felda> I'm back from doing real work
21:58 <@JollyRgrs> the fun  things you can do once you are ded
21:58 <+orderchaos> Jagster``: how'd that work out?
21:58 < coderphive> Hopefully you changed your name from Kevin too JollyRgrs
21:58 <+felda> anyone done real system administrator work like lifting boxes of reclaimed pallet lumber?
21:58 <@JollyRgrs> coderphive: absolutely
21:58 <@JollyRgrs> felda: close
21:58 < coderphive> My mom is better than a Kevin
21:58 <@JollyRgrs> offloaded a truck filled with rubbermaid computer carts
21:58 < MadCamel> I miss the old single-use cards you could get via paypal
21:59 <@cryptic1> JollyRgrs, are you sure?
21:59 <@cryptic1> JollyRgrs, there was some wild accusations made
21:59 <@JollyRgrs> MadCamel: needing to sign up for another porn trial?
21:59 <@JollyRgrs> cryptic1: orly?
21:59 < coderphive> I'm flashing devices with debug firmware
21:59 < coderphive> does that count?
22:00 <@JollyRgrs> only if you flash with your kilt
22:00 < coderphive> Also I've nicknamed this firmware cryptic1
22:00 < coderphive> bc it's broke
22:00 <@cryptic1> JollyRgrs, scroll into todays buffer
22:00 < coderphive> and won't connect to the cloud
22:00 <@JollyRgrs> cryptic1: about being ded?
22:00 <@JollyRgrs> i already made comment about that, maybe YOU should be the one scrolling back
22:00 < MadCamel> psssh. Trial? No way.
22:01 < MadCamel> Was a great way to delegate authority over card use though since it'd only work for one or two transactions
22:01 < coderphive> JollyRgrs cryptic1 also made accusations that coderphive == shoh
22:01 <@JollyRgrs> yeah, i saw that, too
22:01 <@cryptic1> Jolly nope other things
22:02 <@JollyRgrs> i don't buy that, though
22:02 < MadCamel> I don't sign up for porn trials btw I just ask my buddies what they've shot this week :P
22:02 <@JollyRgrs> shoh would never connect from a US irc server
22:02 <@JollyRgrs> cryptic1: what.... "other" things?
22:03 <@JollyRgrs> so my script is 100% complete now with many errors being handled and nice pretty log output
22:04 < Heresiarch> JollyRgrs: XML?
22:04 <+giant_it_burrit> JollyRgrs: whatchu doing
22:04 <@JollyRgrs> we use the "Office" property in AD to fill in an ID for their cost center
22:04 <@JollyRgrs> so now given a list of cost centers (finance can supply that), we can make a sec. group for a certain group of users based off of cost center
22:04 <@JollyRgrs> which, is generally how the business is ACTUALLY asking to target users by
22:05 <@JollyRgrs> Heresiarch: and yeah, full pretty XML log that's very readable
22:05 <@JollyRgrs> i might sign up for a github account (only b/c now it is MSFT and I trust it with my life) and start putting some scripts on there
22:06 < Heresiarch> ...plus ca change...
22:07 <@JollyRgrs> ca change?
22:07 <+TuxedoJack> Huh. Apparently, I'm being invited to a "support services optimization project" kickoff with senior management, run by a former Quality & Improvements VP from National Instruments
22:07 <+TuxedoJack> The only other people on the invite are the operations manager, CTO, helldesk manager, and HR
22:08 <+TuxedoJack> I'm not sure whether to be scared shitless, or to be hopeful that they're listening to me
22:09 < int0x1C8> prepare 3 letters
22:09 <+TuxedoJack> int0x1C8: you're implying I don't have 3 letters prepared as well as a shitload of blackmail material
22:09 <+orderchaos> As a helldesk manager, I would really like to have one of those meetings for my team
22:09 <+SpeakerToMeat> People is active here today
22:09 < corn266> int0x1C8, I O and U
22:10 < Heresiarch> JollyRgrs: MSFT admins tend to have an institutional allergy to anything that doesn't originate out of Redmond.
22:10 < Heresiarch> It used to be much worse than it is, but it's still highly pervasive.
22:10 < coderphive> tfw you're a SJ series funded start up and some reliability engineer from Dallas hacks your stupid device
22:10 < coderphive> RIP
22:10 <@JollyRgrs> Heresiarch: lol
22:11 <@JollyRgrs> Heresiarch: so you're sayin no one will want to use my scripts?
22:12 <@JollyRgrs> i'd say far from it, there's many scripts i (and others) have used from outside of technet or redmond propper
22:12 < Heresiarch> JollyRgrs: no, I'm saying a lot of MSFT folk only consider something like github after the purchase.
22:13 <+SpeakerToMeat> coderphive: Not the lock with 3 screws, no?
22:13 < coderphive> kek no
22:14 < coderphive> This is a particle device
22:14 <@JollyRgrs> Heresiarch: oh, i was considering it long before, just never had enough time to look into it....
22:14 <@JollyRgrs> and all my scripts at taht point had very poor (read: "NO") comments
22:14 < int0x1C8> if you actin heinous
22:15 < AnimalFarmPig> JollyRgrs: did you visit Denver while you were ded? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o33--xgYFQY
22:15 < int0x1C8> best prepare your anus
22:15 <+layer-eight> * AnimalFarmPig →  YouTube → Warren Zevon - Things To Do In Denver When You're Dead - Rochester, 1994. → ⚘ 25,275 ↑ 100 ↓ 2 ✍ 17
22:15 < int0x1C8> burma shave
22:15 < Heresiarch> JollyRgrs: private repo. :)
22:16 <@JollyRgrs> Heresiarch: i was looking into that as well just to do my own scripts so i had versioning
22:16 <@JollyRgrs> b/c too many times i screwed something up when trying to add that "extra thing" and forgot how I had it for just the basic task
22:17 < rpifan> yall what do you think about scrum master / agile, there are a lot of job positions for that
22:18 < int0x1C8> I would kill myself if my job title was 'scrum master'
22:18 < AnimalFarmPig> rpifan: if the company implements agile well, I bet it would be interesting. Seems like a lot of companies don't :(
22:19 < AnimalFarmPig> rpifan: our company hired a "scrum master", and he basically pretends like he's our manager, but does a bad job of it
22:19 < Heresiarch> most places, "scrum master" is basically a PM on meth.
22:19 < AnimalFarmPig> it's sad
22:19 < AnimalFarmPig> I've worked at a place that did agile well, and our scrum master was awesome
22:21 < int0x1C8> "so... what is it exactly that you would say you... do here?" "SCRUM MASTA FLEX"
22:22 < MadCamel> how about agile but with 900 process controls so you can't so much as pick your nose without approval? :/
22:23 < MadCamel> It took me 2 weeks through 3 departments and 6 manager approvals to gain access to jira
22:23  * MadCamel seppuku
22:23 < corn266> s/seppuku/sudoku
22:24 < rpifan> whats a pm?
22:24 < MadCamel> perhaps that's a better solution
22:24 < Heresiarch> rpifan: project manager
22:24 < MadCamel> project manager or private message or poking manatee
22:25 < rpifan> lol
22:25 < rpifan> so basically a BS management job
22:25 < rpifan> not a down to earth coding type deal
22:25 < rpifan> or making shit work
22:25 < Heresiarch> rpifan: PMs are (occasionally) useful, but no - it's not technical work.
22:26 < AnimalFarmPig> rpifan: job of the scrum master is to help the team work within a scrum framework and remove obstacles. It's a people job.
22:26 < int0x1C8> PM = purulent menstruation
22:27 < rpifan> yes
22:27 < rpifan> boring as fuck
22:28 < abakedapplepie> IM A PEOPLE PERSON!
22:28 < abakedapplepie> I DEAL WITH THE CUSTOMERS SO THE ENGINEERS DONT HAVE TO!
22:28 < sadbox> rpifan: I know a pile of awesome PMs
22:28 < sadbox> rpifan: they make shit happen
22:29 < abakedapplepie> a lot of my internet friends are PMs
22:29 < abakedapplepie> like, an oddly disproportionate amount
22:29 < AnimalFarmPig> <abakedapplepie> I DEAL WITH THE CUSTOMERS SO THE ENGINEERS DONT HAVE TO!   <--- super important job, imo
22:29 < abakedapplepie> they make me want to get mine
22:29 < abakedapplepie> i wanted to watch that last night but i couldnt find a stream
22:29 < AnimalFarmPig> that's how you retain good engineers-- get someone to talk to the customers so they don't have to
22:30 < AnimalFarmPig> because fuck talking to customers
22:30 < abakedapplepie> AnimalFarmPig: have you seen office space lol
22:30 < rpifan> is a project manager the same as a product owner
22:30 < abakedapplepie> no
22:30 < abakedapplepie> not at all
22:30 < AnimalFarmPig> abakedapplepie: yeah, awesome movie
22:31 < AnimalFarmPig> rpifan: product owner is another agile position. He works with the stakeholders and the scrum master to set the direction for the project. Creates user stories, answers questions from the team, etc.
22:31 < AnimalFarmPig> errr... sets direction with the stake holders
22:31 < rpifan> but not a technical job
22:31 < AnimalFarmPig> (scrum master doesn't set project direction)
22:31 < AnimalFarmPig> no
22:31 < rpifan> man this sounds like a load of bullshit
22:31 < rpifan> its like in universities adminstrative overload
22:31 < rpifan> too many cooks in the kitchen etc
22:32 < AnimalFarmPig> if you've got good people in those positions, SM and PO are super useful
22:32 < Heresiarch> rpifan: ...youre kinda young, aren'cha.
22:32 < rpifan> or very old
22:32 < rpifan> 10 print hello
22:32 < rpifan> 20 go to 10
22:33 < AnimalFarmPig> Engineer has a question-- should the application work like this or like this? He goes to the PO with that question
22:33 < AnimalFarmPig> if you don't have that person, it's super fucking frustrating
22:34 < AnimalFarmPig> "We can just ask <whoever is paying for it>, right?" lol, sure. Most of the time, they aren't willing to invest the time and effort to answer these kinds of questions, and they aren't smart enough to actually have a concrete vision
22:34 < rpifan> dont u get all the programmers and engineers together to decide stuff
22:34 < rpifan> then take it from there
22:35 < Heresiarch> historically, that hasn't ended well. Just ask Sun. Or DEC.
22:35 < fosho> bangbus
22:35 < fosho> of IT
22:35 < coderphive> Night gents
22:35 < AnimalFarmPig> sure, and then when you deliver to whoever is paying for it, they say "This isn't what I want. You should have read my mind and done it like this rather than that."
22:35 < coderphive> Also, JollyRgrs is still dead to me
22:35 <+orderchaos> Good Product Owners/Managers are hard to find though. Also you have to make sure all the actual stakeholders get consulted and have the chance to provide feedback waaay in advance or else you run into tons of problems farther down the line and it's a PITA to sort out.
22:35 < fosho> JollyRgrs was never alive
22:36 < Sousapro> PMs need to get paid more
22:36 < fosho> devil in a form of a hoe
22:36 < Sousapro> I would argue like dev$$
22:36 <+orderchaos> My work has been figuring that stuff out (largely teh hard way...) for a while now...
22:36 < Sousapro> and then raise the bar to what we think of as good PMs
22:36 < AnimalFarmPig> ^
22:37 < AnimalFarmPig> good PMs deserve good money, shame that they're hard to find
22:37 < rpifan> hmm
22:37 < rpifan> well certainly not a job for me
22:37 < rpifan> id be so bored
22:37 < abakedapplepie> even shitty PMs make 80k+
22:37 < vavkamil> what is PMs
22:37 < abakedapplepie> two of my friends are in the 120-130 range
22:38 <+orderchaos> yeah, problem isn't really the pay from what I've seen
22:38 < abakedapplepie> well one was laid off from emc so hes in the 0 range
22:38 < fosho> 00000000
22:38 < fosho> EDD money
22:39 <+orderchaos> It's more it's one of those 'easy to lean, hard to master' types of skill sets that results in lots of mediocre people and few really good ones.
22:39 <+orderchaos> imo
22:39 < Sousapro> true
22:39 < fosho> you mean sex?
22:39 < Sousapro> I could be a mediocre PM
22:39 < Sousapro> like with minimal effort
22:39 < Sousapro> I know how to herd cats
22:39 < fosho> lets be farmers
22:39 < fosho> and grow weed
22:40 < rpifan> lol
22:40 < rpifan> thats my plan actually
22:40 < rpifan> i want ot make enough
22:40 < rpifan> to do soething more fun
22:40  * AnimalFarmPig puts weed on the blockchain
22:40 < Heresiarch> also requires digging into the intrapersonal networks of the org. PMs need connections more than IT folk (at least, non-managerial IT folk).
22:40 < rpifan> djing
22:40 < AnimalFarmPig> ^
22:40 < rpifan> making music
22:40 < rpifan> farming
22:40  * corn266 throws money at AnimalFarmPig 
22:40 < fosho> pornstar?
22:40  * AnimalFarmPig accepts money and then folds his start-up
22:41 < rpifan> i did that
22:41 < fosho> 500-1000 a scene
22:41 < rpifan> when i 19
22:41 < rpifan> i got 250 for normal and 300 for bareback
22:41 < fosho> whaa?
22:41 < fosho> nice
22:41 < sadbox> stairmast0r: How'd it go?
22:41 < rpifan> yea
22:41 < fosho> it doesn't stand now?
22:42 < fosho> keep going!
22:42 < rpifan> wht?
22:42 < fosho> dyck don't werk?
22:43 < fosho> why'd u stop
22:43 < fosho> that's big uber money
22:43 < rpifan> lol
22:43 < rpifan> well i never was really into it
22:43 < rpifan> i did it for fun
22:43 < rpifan> i was 19
22:43 < rpifan> im 30
22:44 < fosho> where do I sign up
22:44 < rpifan> r u gay
22:44 < fosho> nope
22:44 < fosho> you did gay scene?
22:44 < sadbox> rpifan: is gay
22:44 < rpifan> i am gay
22:44 < fosho> ahh
22:44 < fosho> I heard gay scene pays $5k
22:44 < int0x1C8> what what in the butt
22:45 < sadbox> fosho: apparenly only 250-300
22:45 < fosho> str8 guy doing gay porn
22:45 < fosho> for the dough
22:45 < sadbox> fosho: do it, yo
22:45 < sadbox> it's 2018
22:45 < fosho> I don't gots it
22:46 < fosho> plus I have money to spend
22:46 < fosho> on cityvibe
22:47 < rpifan> fosho, u do porn now?
22:47 < fosho> or adlist24 the new bp
22:47 < asimon> help
22:47 < asimon> "AssertionError: [<Tag: first-tag>, <Tag: second-tag>] != [<Tag: first-tag>, <Tag: second-tag>]"
22:47 < fosho> no I watch em
22:48 < asimon> i don't understand - I talked very nicely to the machine and soothed it
22:48 < asimon> why doesn't it understand equality
22:51 < int0x1C8> did you #include Priveledge.Checker
22:51 < asimon> maybe I did a define True False somewhere
22:52 < asimon> nvm casting the list to a list made it work
22:52  * asimon shrug
22:53 < int0x1C8> what lang
22:54 < asimon> python
22:54 < int0x1C8> oh
22:54 < int0x1C8> good
22:55 < Jekotia> Is it just me or does the "COM+ Network Access (DCOM-In)" firewall rule, which Windows says to ensure is enabled when trying to connect to a system for remote management, not exist?
22:56 < AnimalFarmPig> asimon: cast to a tuple instead of a list
22:56 < asimon> AnimalFarmPig: Why a tuple?
22:56 < asimon> (or whats the issue with lists?)
22:57 < AnimalFarmPig> asimon: lists are mutable
22:57 < asimon> So the first evaluation changed it?
22:58 < AnimalFarmPig> one minute, let me dig up docs....
22:58 < AnimalFarmPig> actually, wait, that shouldn't matter
22:59 < rpifan> on the plus said i have two more german interview
22:59 < rpifan> this week
22:59 < rpifan> these ppl love to interview
22:59 < rpifan> but dont like to hire
22:59 < AnimalFarmPig> asimon: the elements of the list, are they basic types or a type that you've defined yourself?
23:00 < AnimalFarmPig> asimon: if they're a type that you've defined, you'll likely need to add an __eq__ method to the class
23:00 < AnimalFarmPig> meeting time, bbl
23:00 < asimon> Mmm
23:00 < asimon> Thanks for the tips
23:00 < asimon> Good luck
23:01 < rpifan> break legs
23:01 < Jekotia> rpifan: What are you, a mob boss?
23:01 < Jekotia> *russian mob boss
23:01 < Jekotia> Not even using proper English grammar
23:02 < Jekotia> I can totally see a russian mob boss casually saying "break legs" as if it's a normal thing they said correctly
23:02 < rpifan> lol
23:03 < int0x1C8> asimon, use set theoretic comparators?
23:03 < asimon> I went element-wise and it seemed less clunky than casting back to the same type and doing a whole set comparison
23:04 < abakedapplepie> jesus christ
23:04 < asimon> I mostly just wanted to share that dumb-looking error
23:04 < abakedapplepie> i got handed a ticket for an annual backup restore test
23:04 < abakedapplepie> that was due two months ago
23:04 < abakedapplepie> how does this go unhandled for 3 months
23:04  * asimon yikes
23:04 < abakedapplepie> and i cant even do the damn thing because my coworker changed some of our dev env passwords and didnt give them to anyone before he left for a 10 day vacation.
23:05 < asimon> No team pw vault?
23:05 < Heresiarch> change them again?
23:05 < abakedapplepie> i wouldnt dare
23:05 < MillerBOSS> `bofh
23:05 <+layer-eight> BOFH We are a 100% microsoft shop.
23:05 < MillerBOSS> YES!!
23:05 < Heresiarch> snerk
23:05 < abakedapplepie> the best part is why they were changed
23:06 < int0x1C8> jesus christ I just looked up and thought it was night
23:06 < abakedapplepie> someone left a server with a pending reboot and it got rebooted when it shouldnt have
23:06 < abakedapplepie> >.>
23:06 < int0x1C8> super dark, just started raining like fuck
23:06 < int0x1C8> look at weather ticker, tornado warning
23:06 < int0x1C8> awesome
23:06 < MillerBOSS> That usually happens when the cloud role in from a low front, int0x1C8
23:07 < MillerBOSS> Clouds too
23:07 < rpifan> clouTy
23:07 < corn266> I heard if you spray a tornado with water it kills it instantly
23:07 < MillerBOSS> I heard that too.
23:07 < MillerBOSS> But you have to add red food coloring
23:07 < SynMonger> I thought you had to hit them hard on the nose
23:07 < SynMonger> or was that the sharknado?
23:08 < abakedapplepie> dyed tornado would be neat
23:08 < int0x1C8> radar shows a big red blob of fuck you on top of us
23:08 < MillerBOSS> St Louis, int0x1C8 ?
23:08 < abakedapplepie> now i want to see a pigment factory get hit by a tornado
23:08 < int0x1C8> madison WI
23:09 < MillerBOSS> The fuck there is a another Wisconsinite here?
23:09 < MillerBOSS> Say it ain't so
23:09 < int0x1C8> wut
23:10 < Jekotia> ENable more firewall rules to try and figure out the correct combination for a specific feature => go from "connected but I can't do this specific thing" to "ACCESS DENIED". Wut
23:10 < int0x1C8> huh, 3 big storms over the US right now
23:10 < MillerBOSS> I call bullshit. People from Wisconsin don't type what as in wut
23:10 < Jekotia> I feel like windows is yelling at me for being cautious
23:11 < int0x1C8> st louis, madison, and knoxville
23:11 < int0x1C8> oh sorry
23:11 < int0x1C8> wat, eh?
23:11 < MillerBOSS> You are getting closer with eh, but uhh
23:12 <+felda> anyone had to deal with Covenant Eyes on their user's PC?
23:12 < MillerBOSS> Some church software felda ?
23:12 <@JollyRgrs> all those in that xml conversation lastfew days: https://pastebin.com/qBKwvZpJ
23:12 <+layer-eight> * JollyRgrs →  [XML] <?xml version="1.0"?>  <RandomSecurityGroupLog>    <Event Date="2018-06-26 14:01 - Pastebin.com
23:12 < int0x1C8> plus I'm from madison, there's none of that yooper shit here
23:12 <+orderchaos> felda: wth is that? Sounds like something from halo
23:12 <@JollyRgrs> that's what my output looks like
23:12 <+felda> MillerBOSS it's beyond that
23:12 < Jekotia> felda: Sounds culty
23:13 <+felda> Covenant Eyes is probably the most advanced web monitoring software I've seen
23:13 < corn266> JollyRgrs, I can't read a single thing on there
23:13 <+felda> Check all URLs
23:13 < MillerBOSS> Yeah all you progressives down there in Madison. Keep it down there, int0x1C8 :P
23:13 <+felda> including web content URLs for ads, pics, videos loading
23:13 < int0x1C8> I am libertarian tyvm
23:13 <@JollyRgrs> corn266: bite me
23:13 < MillerBOSS> OK you can add 9 points
23:13 < corn266> Sorry I also can't read
23:13 <+felda> removing Covenant Eyes without having the password is as bad as removing malware
23:14 <+felda> you have to dig into the registry and all that jazz
23:14 < int0x1C8> libertarian socialist
23:14 < Jekotia> s/jazz/jizz
23:14 <+layer-eight> [SED Jekotia/felda] you have to dig into the registry and all that jizz
23:14 < MillerBOSS> Like Like this kind of jazz felda https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gy1B3agGNxw ?
23:14 <+layer-eight> * MillerBOSS →  YouTube → Epic Sax Guy [Original] [HD] → ⚘ 56,571,097 ↑ 653,304 ↓ 17,544 ✍ 52,303
23:14 <@JollyRgrs> Heresiarch: https://pastebin.com/qBKwvZpJ
23:14 <+felda> libertarian is just a fancy way of saying "I'm conservative, but I want to smoke weed"
23:14 <+layer-eight> * JollyRgrs →  [XML] <?xml version="1.0"?>  <RandomSecurityGroupLog>    <Event Date="2018-06-26 14:01 - Pastebin.com
23:15 <@JollyRgrs> i'd rather they ban cigarette smoking and allow weed smoking
23:15 <@JollyRgrs> less cancer = better
23:15 < int0x1C8> I want legal weed, guns, and gay marriage
23:16 <+felda> int0x1C8 but not social services
23:16 < MillerBOSS> Oh geez
23:16 <+felda> Isn't Libertarianism when you are afraid of roads?
23:16 < Heresiarch> JollyRgrs: it's very pretty.
23:16 <@JollyRgrs> Heresiarch: tyvm
23:17 <@JollyRgrs> wintel dude was half-snarky (in a friendly way), "it could really use a count in there"
23:17 < int0x1C8> I want legal weed, guns, and gay marriage ... and social welfare
23:17 <@JollyRgrs> so i had to add counts of success/fail per section, but it was DARNED easy to add that in
23:17 <+felda> int0x1C8_IRL  https://i.imgur.com/pbV3l91.jpg
23:17 <+layer-eight> * felda →  IMGUR Image → Image/jpeg → 8 months ago → Libertarian → 640x603 → ⚘ 532
23:17 <@JollyRgrs> since i was just formatting XML (that was the point)
23:17 <+felda> nah I'm just goofin ya
23:17 <+felda> no hard feelings
23:17 < Heresiarch> JollyRgrs: Now all you need is a website where folk can search based on the logfile. :)
23:18 <@JollyRgrs> lol
23:18 < int0x1C8> that is me
23:18 < int0x1C8> I identify as a libertarian socialist
23:18 < Heresiarch> JollyRgrs: half-serious. The main benefit of a structured log vs just text splatter is being able to ingest/search on it.
23:18 <+felda> I figured those two ideals would be incompatible
23:18 < int0x1C8> libertarian to piss the progressives off, socialist to piss off the conservatives
23:19 <+felda> it's like saying you're a fascist communist
23:19 < int0x1C8> nah
23:19 < SynMonger> a librarian scientist?
23:19 <@JollyRgrs> Heresiarch: well, we won't be doing a website to search it
23:19 <@JollyRgrs> but it cna be ingested easily with a script or something else later on
23:19 < int0x1C8> social-libertarian, economic-socialist
23:19 <+felda> ah so int0x1C8 is an E N L I G H T E N E D  C E N T R I S T
23:19 <+felda> LMAO
23:19 < SynMonger> stay woke
23:19 < Heresiarch> int0x1C8: so...a progressive.
23:19 <@JollyRgrs> int0x1C8: ROADS!!!!!!
23:20 <+felda> "I'm fiscal conservative, but socially liberal" AKA I'm a conservative, but I want people to actually like me
23:20 < Heresiarch> o/
23:20 < int0x1C8> THIS IS WHY I DON'T VOTE
23:21 < MillerBOSS> Damn hippies
23:21 <@JollyRgrs> who wants int0x1C8 to be kicked? F1 for yes, F2 for no
23:21 < MillerBOSS> F1
23:22 < int0x1C8> what, no
23:22 <@JollyRgrs> i think i missed an n or something
23:22 < SynMonger> circle yes or no
23:22 < int0x1C8> I VOTE WITH MY WALLET
23:23 < SynMonger> the capacitive pen works better on the voting machines I use
23:23 <@JollyRgrs> ok, i rest my case
23:24 < int0x1C8> you must not have had anything of value to offer
23:24 < int0x1C8> free market works
23:24 < int0x1C8> checkmate, atheists
23:24 < MillerBOSS> lol
23:24 < GreyKite> huh?
23:25 < GreyKite> the fuck happened here
23:25 < MillerBOSS> Lake Mendota must be poisoned down there
23:25 < int0x1C8> yep, those algal blooms getting into the tap water
23:25 < rpifan> lol
23:25 < MillerBOSS> GreyKite 👉 I'll save you. /clear
23:26 < int0x1C8> killing our brain cells, replacing them with flouride
23:26 < GreyKite> MillerBOSS: ah, perfect, that fixed it
23:26 < MillerBOSS> High five GreyKite !
23:26  * GreyKite high fives MillerBOSS 
23:27 < MillerBOSS> https://memegenerator.net/img/images/14814895.jpg
23:27 <+layer-eight> * MillerBOSS →  IMAGE/JPEG Document, 130,122 bytes
23:27 < MillerBOSS> No words needed
23:32 < MillerBOSS> Yet another round https://www.techmeme.com/180626/p1#a180626p1
23:32 <+layer-eight> * MillerBOSS →  Techmeme: Wi-Fi Alliance begins certifying products that support WPA3, the successor to the WPA2 security protocol, that provides additional protections against attacks (Jacob Kastrenakes/The Verge)
23:33 < rpifan> im sad about that
23:37 < GreyKite> sad about what?
23:38 < rpifan> wpa3
23:39 < GreyKite> why?
23:41 < rpifan> gonna make all the script kiddie scripts not function
23:41 < admiralspark> I mean
23:42 < admiralspark> if you're using wpa2 with passwords for actual important data, you're bad at your job
23:42 < admiralspark> EAP has been a standard for nearly two decades
23:42 < admiralspark> it is THE ubiquitous wireless solution for small/medium/large enterprise
23:43 < GreyKite> yup
23:44 < rpifan> doenst eap requiere certificates and such
23:44 < GreyKite> I think so?
23:45 < grumplestiltzkin> you can use a radius server too
23:45 < admiralspark> rpifan: nearly everyone uses radius auth
23:45 < admiralspark> EAP-MSCHAPv2 or EAP-TLS/EAP-TTLS
23:45 < admiralspark> w/ radius
23:46 < rpifan> thats osme advanced shit
23:46 < rpifan> most of the place just use wpa2
23:46 < admiralspark> the point is, it's extensible, so you can do whatever you want
23:46 < admiralspark> no
23:46 < grumplestiltzkin> its not incredibly hard to ser up
23:46 < admiralspark> most places in the US use EAP
23:46 < rpifan> idk
23:46 < rpifan> not anywhere ive worked or gone too
23:46 < rpifan> except the university
23:46 < admiralspark> Are you in the US?
23:46 < rpifan> yea
23:46 < xamithan> You worked for shady companies though
23:46 < SynMonger> our wifi is open
23:46 < admiralspark> do you work for someone who's a nonprofit or larger than a mom-and-pop grocery store?
23:47  * SynMonger laughs maniacally
23:47 < admiralspark> like if dragonfleas said they had wpa2 I wouldn't be surprised, his budget is the shoestring he finds in the parking lot
23:48 < SynMonger> although our wireless infrastructure is on a physically separate network
23:48 < admiralspark> but I automated ubiquiti EAP-MSCHAPv2 builds from server install to random keys to ad integration, we did everyone from 5-man insurance shops to construction companies that span across the country
23:48 < rpifan> thats true
23:49 < rpifan> so how do i learn to implemetn this eap stuff, is it vendor specific
23:49 < admiralspark> one-click. So it's easy
23:49 < admiralspark> so
23:49 < admiralspark> who's your wireless vendor?
23:49 < admiralspark> rpifan:
23:49 < Casteil> https://i.imgur.com/dOS1smM.png < This little guy.. basically zero fucks to give about dying or being eaten
23:49 <+layer-eight> * Casteil →  IMGUR Image → Image/png → a few seconds ago → 1218x724 → ⚘ 24
23:50 < admiralspark> rpifan: buy a ubnt wifi ap. Follow this in your homelab. https://blog.ubnt.com/2016/11/04/managing-radius-authentication-unifi/
23:50 <+layer-eight> * admiralspark →  Managing RADIUS Authentication with UniFi - Ubiquiti Networks Blog
23:50  * admiralspark drops the mic
23:51 < MillerBOSS> You had a mic admiralspark?
23:51 < rpifan> does anyone have ubnt they can lend me
23:51 < rpifan> to build a lab
23:51 < admiralspark> MillerBOSS: I carry one around to pretend I'm accomplishing something on my soapbox
23:51 < MillerBOSS> What color it is?
23:51 < admiralspark> rpifan: its $80 on amazon
23:51 < rpifan> thats a huge chunk of change atm
23:51 < admiralspark> MillerBOSS: originally gray, it's gold now. Spraypaint
23:52 < rpifan> if i were working sure
23:52 < admiralspark> ahhhhhh
23:52 <+felda> LMAO real system requirements submitted to my friend at a computer shop for running Reaper audio software https://i.imgur.com/p2t8vad.png
23:52 <+layer-eight> * felda →  IMGUR Image → Image/png → a few seconds ago → 600x371 → ⚘ 4
23:52 <+felda> and they want it in Laptop form factor
23:53 < Ayeitzabee> Yeah, no
23:53 < rpifan> cna i just use a openwrt ap
23:53 < admiralspark> felda: what's the issue?
23:53 < rpifan> im sure it support eap unless its a hw
23:53 < rpifan> function
23:53 < admiralspark> rpifan: sure. Have to google for instructions
23:53 <+felda> admiralspark you see a lot of laptops with those specs?
23:53 < Stoob> felda doesnt seem *that* insane imho
23:53 <+felda> 1 x HDMI
23:53 < Stoob> no but you only need one
23:53 <+felda> 2 x Display Ports?
23:54 < SynMonger> 2 mini display ports?
23:54 < admiralspark> felda: it's obviously built from a specific specification. Hold on
23:54 < GreyKite> felda: can I use a dock?
23:54 < GreyKite> or adapters?
23:54 <+felda> It probably won't
23:54 < grumplestiltzkin> iirc the dock for my work laptop has a hdmi, 2 displayports and 1 vga
23:54 <+felda> they want it all in one
23:54 < GreyKite> then why the fuck does it need ports?
23:54 < GreyKite> video ports*
23:55 < GreyKite> you are either plugging it into something or you aren't
23:55 <+felda> it's for a school
23:55 <+felda> they said no
23:55 < GreyKite> fuck nuggets
23:55 < catbeard> "docking"
23:56 < Stoob> I love that it's got recommended specs of "wifi:yes" and "bluetooth:yes"
23:56 < GreyKite> with adapters, I could pull it off
23:56 < Stoob> with adapters it'd be easy
23:56 <+felda> GreyKite you got one in mind that uses docks / adapters?
23:56 <+felda> I think if we have a good one they might be able to be convinced
23:57 < admiralspark> felda: Lenovo makes one that ticks all the other boxes but
23:57 < Stoob> i have a laptop right here that meets virtually all of those but is missing one of the DPs
23:57 < admiralspark> why don'ty you just get macbooks?
23:57 < admiralspark> like
23:57 < admiralspark> this is the education realm, they basically get them for free
23:57 < GreyKite> well, use a DP splitter, then dp to mini-dp for for two DP requirement, means we only need a mini-DP and HDMI on the laptop
23:57 < admiralspark> it's dp 1.3
23:57 < admiralspark> why wouldnt they daisy chain them
23:57 < admiralspark> that's the whole benefit of 1.3
23:58 < admiralspark> I like that 7200rpm drive that transfers 140gb/s
23:58 < GreyKite> oh, fuck them, that's cheating
23:58 < GreyKite> I hadn't gotten there yet
23:58 < admiralspark> That'd be the BEST platter in the world baby
23:59 < GreyKite> I don't even think that's physically possible
23:59 < Stoob> dell precision 7520 is my laptop, its got the bluetooth,wifi, 4x usb3 "superspeed", 1x usb type C/thunderbolt,1gbit lan, 32g ram and i dont know what proc but im sure itd meet their specs for processor,
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