--- Log opened Tue Jul 10 00:00:32 2018 00:06 < stairmast0r> what's a safe assumption for dress code as a datacenter tech? i haven't been to the location yet and they haven't told me anything about attire 00:06 < xamithan> Grr i compiled something into /usr/local/bin/bin/ 00:06 < Jagster`> jeans and a polo 00:06 < stairmast0r> it's an on-call position if that makes a difference 00:07 < xamithan> I second jeans and polo 00:07 < Jagster`> from all the dc's i 00:07 < Jagster`> the most strict dress code i've seen is just people wearing company branded polos 00:07 < stairmast0r> lol 00:07 < xamithan> Only dress code for DCs is wear a collared shirt while company is there 00:08 < enix> xamithan: haha dickhead 00:09 * xamithan smacks enix around a bit with a large trout 00:09 < stairmast0r> oh god you just brought me back to isketch 00:14 < adamb> stairmast0r: Wear a tux 00:16 < sadbox> stairmast0r: jeans and polo is all I've ever seen 00:16 < hello_kitty> in nginx i'm trying to get a series of urls starting with /g/ to all load foo.html. I'm using location ^~ /g/ { index foo.html; } what do I have to change? i'm getting 404. I can still go to /foo.html tho, and i guess the location = / { index index.html; } is making that work somehow 00:18 < hello_kitty> here's the conf in a pastebin for better readability: https://bpaste.net/show/d0dc62b1cd6b 00:18 <+layer-eight> * hello_kitty → show at bpaste 00:20 < MillerBOSS> https://www.fieldnation.com/ Just learned of this 00:20 <+layer-eight> * MillerBOSS → Field Nation Connects Businesses with On-Site, On-Demand Technicians 00:25 < stairmast0r> annnd speak of the devil, he just replied 00:26 < stairmast0r> "sneakers, shorts, and t-shirt should be okay" 00:26 < stairmast0r> lmao 00:27 < grumplestiltzkin> s/sho/jo 00:27 <+layer-eight> [SED grumplestiltzkin/stairmast0r] "sneakers, jorts, and t-shirt should be okay" 00:27 < stairmast0r> s/[aeiu]/o 00:27 < stairmast0r> :( 00:28 < xamithan> Walk in wearing some crocs 00:28 < stairmast0r> crocs are comfortable as shit, don't hate 00:28 < xamithan> Ugly as fuck too 00:28 < stairmast0r> this is true 00:29 < xamithan> I got to get me some nicer dress shoes, rockport still the standard ? 00:29 < sadbox> I used to own some birkenstocks 00:30 < sadbox> But I had to get rid of them 00:30 < sadbox> I can't be trusted to wear shoes when I can just slip those on 00:31 < xamithan> We used to could wear sandals until someone dropped a switch on their foot 00:31 < stairmast0r> sadbox: https://www.birkenstock.com/us/arizona-eva/arizona-eva-eva-0-eva-u.html?dwvar_arizona-eva-eva-0-eva-u_color=3716 00:31 <+layer-eight> * stairmast0r → Arizona EVA Black | shop online at BIRKENSTOCK 00:31 < xe0n> sandals are the worst.. 00:32 < xe0n> no one wants to see your toes. 00:32 < xe0n> lol 00:32 < xamithan> better than flip flops 00:32 < Pebbles5> Wear socks with sandals /S 00:32 < sadbox> I had the closed-toe clog-style ones 00:33 < sadbox> the $$$ version of crocs 00:34 < sadbox> more importantly though 00:34 < sadbox> Octopath Traveler is out this friday! 00:36 <@cryptic1> evening 00:36 * MillerBOSS slaps cryptic1 around a bit with a large trout 00:36 * MillerBOSS slaps cryptic1 around a bit with a large trout 00:36 < MillerBOSS> That should be enough for now 00:36 * DrGibby| waves at cryptic1 00:39 * MillerBOSS slaps DrGibby| around a bit with a large trout 00:39 <+DrGibby|> D: 00:39 < MikeSpears> Anyone wanna buy a PowerEdge R410? 2x Xeon L5640, 32gb DDR3, 3x hot swap trays. $140 + 50 shipping (US/Canada) 00:43 < Pebbles5> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NeESf9aCZHQ 00:43 <+layer-eight> * Pebbles5 → YouTube → Server Room 188 | Quiet Cy-Fi: Ambience → ⚘ 442,544 ↑ 3,890 ↓ 75 ✍ 263 00:44 < enix> Bruh I need a nap pod 00:46 < MillerBOSS> Ima think these should not be public https://www.google.com/search?q=site:https://procurement.sc.gov/files/webfiles 00:46 <+layer-eight> * MillerBOSS → site:https://procurement.sc.gov/files/webfiles - Google Search 00:46 < MillerBOSS> But found me this https://procurement.sc.gov/files/webfiles/Fortinet%20Price%20List%202018.xlsx 00:46 <+layer-eight> * MillerBOSS → APPLICATION/VND.OPENXMLFORMATS-OFFICEDOCUMENT.SPREADSHEETML.SHEET Document, 484,286 bytes 00:47 < MillerBOSS> You are good layer-eight 00:47 < MillerBOSS> https://procurement.sc.gov/files/webfiles/Fortinet%20Price%20List%202018.xlsx.exe 00:47 < MillerBOSS> lol 00:55 * enix loves layer-eight 00:55 * layer-eight loves enix 01:06 < L3gacy> good bacon unto all! 01:06 < L3gacy> Dont cook bacon naked... 01:07 < enix> I'M VEGETARIAN EATING MEAT IS MURDER 01:07 < L3gacy> Tasty, tasty murder 01:07 < enix> AND BACON IS RUNNING OUT ANYWAY YOUR DAYS OF SOLEMN SUPERIORITY ARE OUTNUMBERED 01:07 < enix> So one of our switches is down 01:07 < MikeSpears> JollyRgrs: want more servers? 01:07 < enix> To go inspect what's going on I have to go to where a bunch of tigers are 01:08 < L3gacy> enix, wut? 01:08 < L3gacy> I got a grease burn on my forearm :( 01:08 < L3gacy> like.. down to the fascia dermatitus 01:08 < enix> living, breathing tigers. but they just got taken for a nice long walk though so they should be alright 01:10 < MillerBOSS> enix 👉 what are you on today? 01:11 < MikeSpears> MillerBOSS: want to buy a server? 01:11 < MillerBOSS> I have no money for that 01:11 < MillerBOSS> :( 01:11 < MikeSpears> Haha 01:12 < MillerBOSS> Make Gencade buy it. I mean talk him into a sweet deal with colocation. 01:12 < MillerBOSS> ;) 01:13 < MikeSpears> I'm only using shared colo, I mean if he bought it, I could refer him to my preferred DC in Tampa 01:13 < MillerBOSS> Nah mean, homles? 01:14 < MillerBOSS> Oh 01:14 < MikeSpears> Lol 01:17 < MillerBOSS> Anyone curious here is a more up to date version https://www.mosaic451.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/Fortinet-Price-Book-Q1-2018.xlsx 01:17 <+layer-eight> * MillerBOSS → APPLICATION/VND.OPENXMLFORMATS-OFFICEDOCUMENT.SPREADSHEETML.SHEET Document, 2,593,054 bytes 01:19 < jay-ros> morning gents 01:19 < MillerBOSS> Jaaaaay Ross 01:19 < jay-ros> spaaaaace force! 01:20 < jay-ros> How're you doin buddy? 01:20 < MillerBOSS> Fantastic! 01:20 < ekaj_> sup scrublords 01:20 < jay-ros> hi ekaj_ 01:21 < MillerBOSS> Is layer-eight drinking? 01:24 <+giant_it_burrit> alazare619: saw an express script t-shirt 01:26 < Sousapro> well made it to the hotel in overland park 01:27 < Sousapro> living that KC nightlife 01:27 < jay-ros> I was hoping taking the motorbike into work today would vibrate out the stiffness in my shoulder, but it's a nightmare! 01:27 < Sousapro> :( 01:33 < jay-ros> all good, coffee fixes everything, I'm sure it'll do something to my shoulder as well :P 01:34 < jay-ros> I've had three days on the phone with a citrix escalation guy, fully rebuilt a citrix xenapp environment from the ground up... fingers, toes, eyes and doubles crossed for this to work this time 01:34 < MillerBOSS> Do you think it will work this time? 01:37 < jay-ros> It's a clean slate for the citrix environment, and I've got this guy oncall for my work 01:38 < jay-ros> so if anything goes wrong I'll tell him to jump back in and fix it 01:38 < jay-ros> if it all goes pear shaped, I'll end up removing it and finding an alternative solution 01:38 < MillerBOSS> Is that part of the service contract or is this above and beyond? 01:39 < jay-ros> this is LTSR, supposed to be 'set and forget'. I've spoken with our australian sales rep guy and explained that I'm about to stop paying for their services, because I can't personally spend so much time wasted on keeping citrix alive 01:39 < jay-ros> session logoff failures result in users not being able to log in, and our citrix is primarily used by VIPs so I'm rebooting servers at all hours 01:40 < jay-ros> The escalation guy tried to palm me off once in the beginning, I went off at him... I said we were paying for the functionality of the application, not for a nice little license code and hopes and dreams that one day it will work 01:58 < Maarten> jay-ros, just set a daily reboot at 02:00 AM or something silly when really no one should be on.... citrix though isn't what it used to be :/ 01:59 < jay-ros> Maarten - yeah, I've got that implemented on the new system as well. Problem is, I've got users who log in and out all day, and on different devices, and when they log off they lock everything up 01:59 < jay-ros> it's dumping its load by 2pm in the day, and doesn't have the energy to keep going to COB 02:00 < Maarten> sounds to me more an app problem.... like an app that isn't REALLY designed for multiuser environments, but somehow still works.... but its process just hangs because supposedly other are still using it, not knowing its other users :P I've seen that before.... 02:03 < MikeSpears> I'm also selling a PowerEdge r710 with 64gb of ram, 6x drive trays PERC H700, and dual L5640s 02:03 < MikeSpears> $250 + shipping 02:05 < jay-ros> Maarten, yes, but the app is the default toshiba print driver, amongst other things 02:05 <+JollyRgrs> MikeSpears: you sellin off the rest of your inventory? 02:06 < MikeSpears> Yup, dont have any need for it 02:06 < MikeSpears> Got stuff back from my old boss 02:06 < MikeSpears> You want them? 02:07 < Maarten> jay-ros, aaaah yes, printer drivers!! Citrix still has problems with those.... typically, it involves a special printer driver from the manufacturer that is very much multiuser aware.... at some point back in the day when we faced this problem (mind you, this was citrix on 2003, so about 15-ish years ago) we actually had to purchase our printers *specifically* for the compatible driver. 02:07 < MikeSpears> JollyRgrs: I'll make a deal if you want both my r410 and r710 02:07 <+JollyRgrs> heh, i already got 2 boxes, my power bill can't handle 2 more 02:08 < MikeSpears> How about the 710? Shall I PM you? 02:10 < Maarten> jay-ros, in most cases, we had to use the Microsoft supplied driver for simple printing (so not any of the fancy fax and scan functions) to make it work within Citrix/Terminal Server.... the driver from the manufacturer came with software that wouldn't play nice. So we couldn't buy the newest of the newest printer (because 2003 didn't come with its driver) all the time, unless a certified driver was available without any additional driver 02:10 < Maarten> software or tray shit, etc.... it had to be microsoft only on printing and management of it. 02:10 < Alternity> well this is amazing https://www.twitch.tv/reddit 02:11 <+layer-eight> * Alternity → Twitch 02:11 < jay-ros> maarten, yeah, that's the pinch there. our printers that users are printing from are in different locations, and they 'bring their driver with them' 02:11 < jay-ros> this all needs to change. it's a bucket of fuck right now 02:12 < jay-ros> enough to handle, but it doesn't work in the way it's usually intended 02:12 < Maarten> Alternity, what am I watching? "snapped" usernamed? 02:12 < Alternity> marius: they are banning half the people on the thanosdidnothingwrong sub 02:13 < Alternity> so probably some 200k users are getting banned atm 02:13 < Maarten> LMAO 02:13 < Alternity> https://www.reddit.com/r/thanosdidnothingwrong/comments/8xhn4u/ban_being_streamed_on_twitch/ 02:13 <+layer-eight> * Alternity → Ban being streamed on Twitch : thanosdidnothingwrong 02:13 < Alternity> hope i'm one of them :P 02:14 < Maarten> I guess it cleans up some server capacity :) 02:15 < Alternity> i'm sure running it is taking up some. guess thats why the are doing the ban so slowly 02:15 < Alternity> and had to write a custom script 02:16 < enix> IIRC .io domains are tightly regulated aren't they? 02:17 < deepend> no 02:17 < MikeSpears> Not really 02:17 < MikeSpears> I have one 02:18 <+CheckYourSix> Just expensive 02:19 < enix> mmk so they won't disable a domain for hosting phishing shit 02:19 < Jagster``> anyone else take CS50? 02:20 < enix> Jagster``: is that some kinda sex drug? 02:20 < enix> Orrr... computer science? 02:20 < enix> Because if the former that's still a drug 02:20 < Jagster``> yea 02:20 < enix> Except it induces abstinence 02:25 < BytesAndCoffee> no, Windows 10, i don't want your SSH server 02:26 < enix> BytesAndCoffee: that is actually your loss 02:26 < enix> much useful 02:26 < enix> So something I dont do often enough; telnet smtp.server.com 25 02:26 < enix> I've forgotten how to email 02:26 < BytesAndCoffee> enix: not when im using ssh on wsl and no matter what port i run it on wsl-side, windows grabs /all/ ssh connection requests 02:27 < gnupluslinux> Jagster`` yes 02:27 < gnupluslinux> Got put off by scratch though so never finished it 02:27 < BytesAndCoffee> also i need to figure out how to make an initscript in wsl that can run with root permissions so i can have it launch sshd automatically 02:27 <+CheckYourSix> Hmm. The voltage going to my UPS from the wall goes from 120 to 115.2 when my AC unit kicks on, even though they're on separate circuits. 02:28 < Jagster``> gnupluslinux, its meant for business majors who know nothing 02:28 < Jagster``> so scratch is a good intro 02:28 < Jagster``> if you use the EDX website it has "chapters" 02:28 < Jagster``> so you can skip right past scratch to C 02:28 < Jagster``> or even go past that to python 02:28 < BytesAndCoffee> they're teaching C before python? 02:28 < gnupluslinux> Yeah i understood that mostly just checked it out in passing. Didnt go over much that i wasnt already getting at the time in uni so skipped it 02:29 < BytesAndCoffee> it makes sense in a way 02:29 < gnupluslinux> BytesAndCoffee arguably C is easier than python since its a lot simpler imo 02:29 <+CheckYourSix> C is simpler than Python? 02:29 < gnupluslinux> Better than starting you off in c++ than they did me 02:29 < BytesAndCoffee> i wouldn't call manual memory management easier 02:30 < Ayeitzabee> Python's formatting is a bit wack 02:30 < gnupluslinux> Yeah but who starts off with manual mem mgmt 02:30 < BytesAndCoffee> Ayeitzabee: its enforcing code readability 02:30 < BytesAndCoffee> gnupluslinux: anything in C 02:30 < gnupluslinux> For a syraight beginner? 02:31 < Jagster``> i havent watched the whole course yet so idk but 02:31 < Jagster``> from what they explained they use C first since its "simpler" 02:32 < Jagster``> and then go into deeper subjects with python 02:32 < Jagster``> they also spent some time on what bits are and how they work but not much 02:32 < BytesAndCoffee> simpler != more minimalistic 02:32 < BytesAndCoffee> python abstracts away quite a bit of low-level housekeeping 02:32 < Jagster``> right but they have to explain how some stuff is more abstract than others right? 02:32 < Jagster``> its a computer science class not just a python class 02:32 < BytesAndCoffee> ah 02:33 < Jagster``> or programming rather 02:33 < gnupluslinux> Straight beginning c is just "statically type everything so you get the feel for imperative programming" as opposed to python's "the program will determine this for you, just do your thing" 02:33 < BytesAndCoffee> i mean, you can write something in python in one line that would take at least 20 in C 02:33 < Jagster``> right and how C might write out the same stuff you saw on scratch 02:33 < gnupluslinux> Maybe it just worked better for me, any case going from C to python was weird for me 02:33 <+CheckYourSix> I would like to learn C at some point. At least to a certain level 02:33 < Jagster``> uses C to talk a bout what functions are 02:33 < Jagster``> and diff between strings/char/floats etc 02:34 < Jagster``> and compares that to like scratch which is all gui 02:35 < gnupluslinux> Scratch is great for starting. Esp if youre teaching kids 02:36 < gnupluslinux> Not knocking anyone that uses scratch, more along praise for the dudes who made it so damn easy. Literally jigsaw pieces that fit together and are color coded 02:38 < gnupluslinux> Python abstracts too much fron nitty gritty of compsci but python is probably better if you want to just get up and going 02:38 < gnupluslinux> I have... feelings on how cs and dev are taught... 02:38 < BytesAndCoffee> gnupluslinux: true 02:39 < BytesAndCoffee> my first language was Turing. if you haven't heard of it, be glad 02:39 < BytesAndCoffee> shitty, shitty Pascal-alike, developed at University of Toronto 02:39 <+CheckYourSix> gnupluslinux: Like what? 02:40 < BytesAndCoffee> static everything 02:40 < BytesAndCoffee> horrible syntax 02:40 <+JollyRgrs> gnupluslinux: did you send the teachers a valentine's card? 02:40 < BytesAndCoffee> slow as hell 02:40 < BytesAndCoffee> makes Python look like a rocket 02:40 < gnupluslinux> Jagster`` keep in mind that cs50 is indeed a compsci class so a lot of it is nitty gritty compsci vs real world software dev/emg 02:40 <+JollyRgrs> gnupluslinux: biggest thing they don't teach is that "when you get aj ob, you won't be writing new code that is in perfect form... it'll be a pile of sticks that somehow provides shelter enough for those living in it" 02:41 < gnupluslinux> CheckYourSix socket work for one. Python sockets kinds just work. C forces you to establish the connection and handle the protocol yourself. Arguably important considering how networked everything is 02:42 < gnupluslinux> JollyRgrs held together with spit money and dreams behind a curtain thats got a pretty design painted on 02:43 < gnupluslinux> No valentines cards but i did ping em a thanks and grabbed lunch with an old prof earlier this year 02:45 < gnupluslinux> BytesAndCoffee i hated lisp too. Stupid parens errwhere 02:45 < gnupluslinux> (Cat (car ()()())))()())()))))) 02:45 < gnupluslinux> S/car/cdr 02:45 <+CheckYourSix> gnupluslinux: What needs to change about how they're taught? Aside from covering sockets and shit 02:45 < BytesAndCoffee> lemme pull up some old turing code of mine 02:46 < Jagster``> gnupluslinux, yeah i want nitty gritty background info i dont currently have 02:46 < Jagster``> i could just focus on learnlinuxthehardway but 02:46 < Jagster``> i want that dev background knowledge 02:48 < gnupluslinux> CheckYourSix ? Not sure what you mean. I'd argue for a greater adoption of separate software eng and comp sci majors if thats what youre getting at 02:49 < enix> Can't seem to find how this person is spamming from our mail server :\ 02:49 < enix> Is there a log or something that shows authentication for smtp 02:49 < gnupluslinux> Jagster`` llthw is more ops knowledge. Could also look up some writeups on how games are made. Maybe check out a brrakdown of the unreal engine if you can find it since iirc youre in games 02:49 <+CheckYourSix> gnupluslinux: Would software dev just be a lot more in depth into real world development? 02:50 < gnupluslinux> CheckYourSix yeah. Less history, more technique and knowledge interoperabilitt 02:50 <+CheckYourSix> And what would you do with CS? 02:50 < enix> Helpdesk dur 02:51 < enix> Or like our CS grads we hired straight out of uni; sit around 'learning useful things' until they're actually useful 02:51 < gnupluslinux> Treat it like physics or math, research oriented. Which it really already is 02:51 < BytesAndCoffee> gnupluslinux: https://gist.github.com/BytesAndCoffee/e6af32458497ee928e99#file-parametric-t 02:51 <+layer-eight> * BytesAndCoffee → parametric.t · GitHub 02:51 < Jagster``> llthw? 02:51 < gnupluslinux> Learn linux the hard wat 02:51 < gnupluslinux> Way 02:51 < Jagster``> ah 02:52 < gnupluslinux> BytesAndCoffee wuzzat 02:52 < BytesAndCoffee> Turing code 02:52 < rpifan> heelloo 02:52 < BytesAndCoffee> renders a parametric surface being rotated 02:53 < rpifan> can i render u BytesAndCoffee 02:54 < gnupluslinux> enix which is why i'd argue for the separation of majors at this point in time 02:54 < gnupluslinux> BytesAndCoffee neat, graphics and rendering work always threw me for a loop, could never properly get the hang of it 02:54 < BytesAndCoffee> rpifan: take me for dinner first, then we'll talk about it 02:54 < BytesAndCoffee> https://i.imgur.com/zNCDeFk.jpg 02:54 <+layer-eight> * BytesAndCoffee → IMGUR Image → Image/jpeg → a few seconds ago → 4800x1620 → ⚘ 2 02:54 < rpifan> lol 02:55 < BytesAndCoffee> gnupluslinux: ^ 02:55 < rpifan> why r u using that satanic OS 02:55 < BytesAndCoffee> rpifan: because its what i prefer for day-to-day 02:56 < gnupluslinux> You poked around unreal engine yet? One of those things i wish i made the time for. Or if theyd open source the id engines 02:56 < rpifan> sad 02:56 < rpifan> low energy BytesAndCoffee 02:56 < BytesAndCoffee> why are you being so judgemental? 02:56 < BytesAndCoffee> gnupluslinux: eh this was a toy project 02:56 < BytesAndCoffee> nothing more 02:56 < gnupluslinux> Amazon lumberyard apparently just modifies unreal4 02:56 < gnupluslinux> BytesAndCoffee you can never have enough toy projects 02:56 < rpifan> i should build a trump irc bot 02:57 * gnupluslinux really needs to clean up his private repos... 02:57 < BytesAndCoffee> rpifan: quotes or markov chain 02:59 < rpifan> markov? 03:00 * coderphive sets mode +b enix 03:00 * coderphive sets mode +b JollyRgrs 03:00 * coderphive sets mode +b cryptic1 03:00 < coderphive> That's all I have for today 03:00 < coderphive> back to work 03:01 < gnupluslinux> rpifan its what subreddit simulator uses 03:01 < gnupluslinux> Slaps words together based on previous usage as i understand it 03:09 < enix> I really hope noone at nexnet.net.au wants to email our org 03:09 < enix> Fongy888; you here? 03:10 < rpifan> really? 03:10 < rpifan> ive never heard of that 03:22 < BytesAndCoffee> is it not possible to chain str.replace() in python? 03:23 < BytesAndCoffee> like, 'foo bar baz'.replace('fo', 'n').replace('ba', 'to') 03:24 < coderphive> gnupluslinux: it's called a Markhov Chain 03:24 < rpifan> i think so 03:24 < coderphive> oh 03:25 < rpifan> but u gott use 03:25 < coderphive> didn't read above 03:25 < gnupluslinux> coderphive, i'll markhov your chain 03:25 < coderphive> lame 03:25 < rpifan> the {} 03:25 < gnupluslinux> waitaminnit 03:25 < gnupluslinux> BytesAndCoffee, some langs spit back a new string instead of doing it inplace 03:25 < BytesAndCoffee> gnupluslinux: i know python does 03:25 < BytesAndCoffee> strings are immutable 03:26 < gnupluslinux> ...strings are immutable but types are not... all of my wuts 03:26 < BytesAndCoffee> gnupluslinux: what do you mean types are not immutable 03:26 < gnupluslinux> no ignore me, i was thinking collections in python having differnt types 03:27 < BytesAndCoffee> i mean, certain collection types are immutable 03:27 < BytesAndCoffee> namely, tuples 03:28 < BytesAndCoffee> frozendicts 03:30 < sadbox> BytesAndCoffee: just to be sure what you pasted is valid python 03:30 < sadbox> BytesAndCoffee: but .replace() returns a copy instead of modifying it in place 03:31 < BytesAndCoffee> sadbox: yes, so the second call to str.replace is operating on the return value of the first one 03:31 < sadbox> yep 03:37 < BytesAndCoffee> ah 03:37 < BytesAndCoffee> fixed it 03:37 < BytesAndCoffee> for some fucking reason the file i was reading used \t in a spot i was expecting a space 03:37 < BytesAndCoffee> ffs 03:38 < BytesAndCoffee> i love that you can multiline a chain of calls 03:44 < enix> THE FONG Fongy888 03:44 < Fongy888> \o 03:46 < coderphive> gnupluslinux: you won't tho 03:46 < coderphive> gnupluslinux: you have a linuxbod 03:46 * coderphive requires Archbod 03:48 < enix> coderphive: is that like a dad bod but bent over 03:49 < Nightcinder> https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2018/07/cheap-surface-go-now-official-399-10-inches-pentium-processor/ 03:49 <+layer-eight> * Nightcinder → Microsoft’s $399 Surface Go is announced at last | Ars Technica 03:49 < coderphive> enix: honestly you'll never know unless you get pacman 03:49 < enix> ehhhhh 03:50 < coderphive> time to get sushi and shave head 03:50 < coderphive> bye 03:50 <+DrGibby|> hey nerds 03:51 <+DrGibby|> buddy of mine is looking for a new laptop and travels quite a bit. He travels a lot, and needs something tough (not like a toughbook), dependable, lightweight and a nice battery life 03:51 <+DrGibby|> any suggestions? 03:53 < MillerBOSS> Duh 03:53 < MillerBOSS> MacBook 03:53 <+DrGibby|> other than a macbook 03:57 < MillerBOSS> https://www.troyhunt.com/the-111-million-pemiblanc-credential-stuffing-list/ Just got an update of some of our domain email addresses and passwords on this list. 03:57 <+layer-eight> * MillerBOSS → Troy Hunt: The 111 Million Record Pemiblanc Credential Stuffing List 03:58 < Sousapro> I'm having to help the desktop guys out with an imaging project and I've got a quick question: if you drop an unattend.xml file into the correct directory on a generalized .wim file, will it use the unattend.xml to specialize even if you didn't specify using it during generalize? 04:00 < Maarten> DrGibby|, I like the Lenova Yoga 9xx series 04:02 < Maarten> DrGibby|, also cool: Asus Zenbook 04:03 < Sousapro> I've really enjoyed my HP Spectre x360 04:03 < Sousapro> especially the current gen with 8 threads in an ultrabook 04:04 < coderphive> DrGibby|: x1 carbon 04:04 < coderphive> Hands down 04:04 <+DrGibby|> all very helpful 04:04 <+DrGibby|> mucho thanks 04:04 < Sousapro> <3 04:04 <+DrGibby|> also, imagine this is a CEO 04:04 <+DrGibby|> who beats the shit out of laptops 04:04 < Sousapro> T Series 04:04 < Sousapro> lol 04:04 < coderphive> "that's not normal" 04:04 <+DrGibby|> travels everywhere 04:04 < coderphive> /s 04:05 <+DrGibby|> dirt, sand, cold, hot 04:05 < blinkingprompt> question how do you run your own loadbalancer 04:05 < blinkingprompt> linux 04:05 < Sousapro> blinkingprompt: nginx? 04:05 < Sousapro> wait 04:05 < Sousapro> load balancer? 04:05 < Sousapro> HAProxy 04:05 <+DrGibby|> F5 04:05 < Sousapro> or F5 04:05 < Sousapro> :P 04:05 < coderphive> If we could visualize how broad that question is, it would occupy the entire universe 04:05 < blinkingprompt> lol 04:05 < xamithan> pfsense 04:05 < Sousapro> between f5 and haproxy, you'll find most workloads 04:06 < coderphive> blinkingprompt: nginx is probably the simplest to setup 04:06 <+DrGibby|> xamithan: are you felda? 04:06 < coderphive> blinkingprompt: HAproxy is aight 04:06 < Sousapro> not my favorite 04:06 < Sousapro> but we use it 04:06 < Sousapro> and it works 04:06 < xamithan> Nein 04:06 < coderphive> blinkingprompt: proxy in the linux world usually cues a sub feature for loadbalancing 04:06 <+A-KO> sup Sousapro 04:06 <+A-KO> Sousapro: I DON'T SEE YOU ON OW ANYMORE WTF :( 04:06 < blinkingprompt> i am using gridfs shared volumes and minio as a client 04:06 < coderphive> blinkingprompt: there's a lot of ways to load balance though 04:07 < blinkingprompt> i want more than one point of failure so i want to make several minio client servers and put them behind a load balancer 04:07 < Sousapro> A-KO: trying to get used to $newishJob and cram again for N+ so I can get back into school 04:07 < Sousapro> A-KO: I really miss OW :( 04:07 < coderphive> blinkingprompt: That's not how that works 04:07 < Sousapro> I may try to get in one night a week 04:07 < blinkingprompt> coderphive why not 04:07 < Sousapro> or 04:07 < coderphive> blinkingprompt: load balancers aren't an end-all-be-all to reliability 04:08 < Sousapro> I may do it after studying 04:08 < Sousapro> so it will increase my motivation lol 04:08 < misspwn_> http://isitthef5.com/ 04:08 <+layer-eight> * misspwn_ → Is it the F5? 04:08 < xamithan> What if the balancer fails ? lol 04:08 < coderphive> blinkingprompt: You have to factor in things like client side service discovery, paths to available services, etc 04:08 < Sousapro> xamithan: you're dongered 04:08 < coderphive> blinkingprompt: then on top of all that, your application has to support those things 04:09 < Sousapro> man, I'm listening to Billy Talent III and this album is really good 04:09 < coderphive> blinkingprompt: you build applications to become resilient, you don't just birth infrastructure that has your magic touch 04:09 < Sousapro> like I haven't skipped anything 04:09 < blinkingprompt> its not really about a point of failure it also distributes the load across the servers 04:10 < coderphive> blinkingprompt: yeap, all those things factor in "load" 04:10 < blinkingprompt> yeah none of this is set in stone I just know I can't run 1 minio client 04:10 < coderphive> blinkingprompt: service discovery actually plays a massive role in resiliency 04:11 < coderphive> blinkingprompt: especially if you do client-side service discovery 04:11 < coderphive> Anyway 04:11 < coderphive> off to food 04:11 < coderphive> glhf 04:19 <@cryptic1> BANT 04:19 <@cryptic1> you are all bant! 04:19 < misspwn__> :o 04:20 < enix> cryptic1: psht that's nothing 04:20 < enix> I've spammed here better than that. 04:20 < enix> OOOHHHH that gives me an idea 04:20 * enix will work on this when he gets internet at home 04:20 < enix> s/he/it 04:20 <+layer-eight> [SED enix] I've spammed itre better than that. 04:21 < enix> We're gender neutral in this channel guys, let's keep it equal. 04:21 < enix> misspwn: please change your name to theirspawn. This is a directive from the directorate in exhile of #reddit-sysadmin 04:22 < misspwn> wut? 04:23 < xe0n> enix: i heard bindi on the radio the other day, is she back in town? 04:25 < rpifan> well i have litereally run out of jobs to apply to 04:25 < rpifan> indeed.de is empty 04:25 < rpifan> moberries is empty 04:25 < rpifan> angel.co is empty 04:25 < ekaj_> `bofh 04:26 < misspwn> rpifan, apply as sex worker 04:26 < rpifan> i would 04:26 < rpifan> but im too fat 04:26 < MillerBOSS> McDonalds is always hiring. 04:26 < MillerBOSS> `bofh 04:26 <+layer-eight> You must be identified with NickServ to use the bofh command ekaj_ 04:27 <+layer-eight> BOFH Reformatting page. wait... 04:27 < MillerBOSS> Yeah no shit 04:27 < MillerBOSS> Wait... 04:27 < ekaj_> I am identified with nickserv 04:27 < ekaj_> `bofh 04:27 < MillerBOSS> The bot don't lie 04:27 < ekaj_> [10:54] -NickServ- You are now identified for ekaj. 04:27 < ekaj_> it do 04:28 <+layer-eight> You must be identified with NickServ to use the bofh command ekaj_ 04:28 < MillerBOSS> I don't know. I just work here 04:28 < ekaj_> this channel is +r, anyone in here is identified with nickserv lol 04:28 < rpifan> not in berlin 04:28 < rpifan> for foreigners 04:28 < MillerBOSS> This channel is not +r as far as I see it 04:28 < misspwn> +r deez 04:29 < rpifan> +lgbt 04:29 < rpifan> gays only 04:29 < JollyRgrs> ekaj_: we layed off the +r for a while 04:29 < MillerBOSS> K good bye 04:29 < JollyRgrs> and there was some bad netsplitting 04:29 < ekaj_> JollyRgrs: o 04:29 < MillerBOSS> Yeah that too 04:29 < rpifan> bye bye u anti-faggot 04:29 < MillerBOSS> lol 04:30 < MillerBOSS> Aww he wants to go offff road 04:30 < AustinS> lol 04:30 < MillerBOSS> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9q0Rer4vfzk 04:30 <+layer-eight> * MillerBOSS → YouTube → Ace Ventura Monster Truck Scene HD → ⚘ 252,342 ↑ 1,335 ↓ 68 ✍ 101 04:30 < ekaj_> trying to sell a nail gun on ebay 04:30 < ekaj_> it keeps thinking it's a women's shoe 04:32 < MillerBOSS> Wow that pan and scan is making me feel sick 04:36 < misspwn> do what now? 04:36 < jay-ros> why is the camera so trash? 04:37 < jay-ros> it looks like watching a movie through a drinking glass 04:37 < jay-ros> uuurgh... citrix issue on new server #1: Toshiba print driver fucks EVERYTHINNG 04:38 <@cryptic1> well don't use toshiba anything 04:38 <@cryptic1> pure fucking garbage 04:38 <+DrGibby|> well don't use citrix anything 04:38 <+DrGibby|> pure fucking garbage 04:39 <@cryptic1> ha! 04:40 < ekaj_> REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 04:45 < McDonaldsWiFi> O.o 04:45 < enix> DrGibby|: please don't use the C word in here. It's offensive. 04:45 <+DrGibby|> cunt? 04:45 < McDonaldsWiFi> so my work network really hates my openvpn client 04:46 < McDonaldsWiFi> any ideas on how to connect to my homelab openvpn server through nazi firewall? -.- 04:46 < McDonaldsWiFi> tried to route it through 443 04:46 < McDonaldsWiFi> oh wait.. I did UDP over 443...... 04:46 < McDonaldsWiFi> I probably should have tried TCP... 04:48 < misspwn> enix, took me a second to see what you meant by that. i almost almooost got triggered 04:52 < enix> xe0n: probably lol i haven't seen a croc show in a while so not sure if she's here or nah 04:52 < enix> normally if they're in town her and rob will do the croc shows 04:52 < enix> DrGibby|: C*x 04:53 < enix> C****x 04:53 < enix> McDonaldsWifi; git gud 04:53 < enix> misspwn: don't let me stop you from getting triggered. You do you boo. 04:53 < misspwn> did i say triggered, i meant excited 04:54 < m4221> Hi 04:56 < misspwn> hi m4221 04:56 < enix> hi m4221 04:56 < Guest13725> ffs 04:56 < enix> All I wanted to do today was drink espresso and read some bofh 04:56 < enix> Now I have to review our entire mail infrastructure. 04:57 < misspwn> buhhhh 04:57 < misspwn> duty calls 04:57 < enix> That's hmm.... 04:57 < enix> six servers? 04:57 < BytesAndCoffee> ffs 04:57 < enix> WOW BytesAndCoffee WAS UNDERCOVER 04:58 < enix> OH LOOK WHO COMES BACK 04:58 < enix> McDonaldsWiFi: did you git gud? 04:58 < McDonaldsWiFi> LOL 04:58 < McDonaldsWiFi> sry, my IRC box decided to take a shit 04:58 < BytesAndCoffee> had an issue getting into lenovo's onsite service ticketing portal, forgot my password, send reset link, enter email and new password on reset link, it tells me the email does not match the one the link was sent to 04:58 < enix> Yeah I empathize there 04:58 < McDonaldsWiFi> ill never git gub, according to the kid on the internet 04:58 < BytesAndCoffee> i try again 04:59 < McDonaldsWiFi> i wonder what kind of security implications there are of running openvpn client on a work network 04:59 < McDonaldsWiFi> xD 04:59 < enix> BytesAndCoffee: thanks for letting us know. If you require any further scolding or 'constructive' criticism, we're always here for you. 04:59 < BytesAndCoffee> i finally give in and call support, not only does the first person get me to the wrong department, but on the third try, the password reset works 04:59 < enix> McDonaldsWiFi: er none? 04:59 < McDonaldsWiFi> I just want to connect to my IRC vm :( 04:59 < enix> Honeslty none 04:59 < McDonaldsWiFi> okay good.. 04:59 < enix> I mean 04:59 < McDonaldsWiFi> I had to get a list of all 200 of our subnets lol 04:59 < McDonaldsWiFi> and find a subnet they didn't have 04:59 < BytesAndCoffee> fucking bug saw i was pissed and decided to scram 04:59 < enix> You could circumvent their filters, access something back, fuck up life for everyone else 04:59 < McDonaldsWiFi> LOL 04:59 < enix> McDonaldsWiFi: you could also open up your internal mail servers to your vpn I guess 04:59 < McDonaldsWiFi> naw, just sshing to my irc vm 05:00 < BytesAndCoffee> enix: nah, more or less ranting about irony 05:00 < McDonaldsWiFi> LOL 05:00 < enix> Like... potentially. 05:00 < McDonaldsWiFi> okay im gonna give it another shot 05:00 < enix> Now your internal mailservers would be an open relay for your local subnet sooooooo 05:00 < rpifan> how is a vlan different from a subnet from a sdwan 05:00 < enix> You know.. that's what I'm dealing with. 05:00 < McDonaldsWiFi> just gonna route the vpn through 443 TC pand see if it works 05:00 < McDonaldsWiFi> lol 05:00 < McDonaldsWiFi> well guys and gals 05:00 < McDonaldsWiFi> mostly gals 05:00 < McDonaldsWiFi> its time for sleep 05:00 < McDonaldsWiFi> night fellas 05:00 < enix> rpifan: they allow you to say the same thing constantly 05:01 < enix> You're sleeping at work? 05:01 <+DrGibby|> no its not 05:01 < enix> Fucking hell 05:01 <+DrGibby|> its early 05:01 < rpifan> ? 05:01 <+DrGibby|> fucks sake 05:01 < enix> You're hired. 05:01 < rpifan> its 11:01 05:01 < enix> No it's 1301 05:01 <+DrGibby|> no 05:01 <+DrGibby|> its not 05:01 <@cryptic1> its only 11:01 05:01 <+DrGibby|> no 05:01 <+DrGibby|> it is not 05:02 < enix> cryptic1: stop brown nosing rpifan 05:02 <@cryptic1> O_o 05:02 <+DrGibby|> fucking commies in here 05:02 <@cryptic1> rpifan is cancer 05:02 <@cryptic1> I would never 05:02 < enix> wowwwww 05:02 < rpifan> i do have cancer 05:02 < enix> bit far. 05:02 <@cryptic1> get the fack outta here 05:02 < rpifan> i made a tuna melt on fresh nyc italian bred 05:02 <@cryptic1> you do not 05:02 < rpifan> great shit 05:02 < rpifan> i do, ive already sent pictures of my fake testicle 05:03 <@cryptic1> :/ are you serious? 05:03 * enix has quit [Crypt1c is a meanie beanie] 05:03 <@cryptic1> well then i take it back 05:03 <@cryptic1> i am caner 05:03 <@cryptic1> cancer 05:03 < JollyRgrs> so u took rpifan's left nut? 05:03 < JollyRgrs> cryptic1 is so bad 05:03 < enix> rpifan: Wow thanks for NOT sending me that photo ass hat 05:03 < enix> Wiat why do I want to see your nut 05:03 <@cryptic1> lol enix 05:03 < enix> That's some next level fomo lol 05:04 <@cryptic1> rpifan, you should probably send enix that photo 05:04 < enix> (fear of missing out) 05:04 < m4221> DrGibby|: do you give a fuck if I run a web mgmt console internally on 10443 vs 443? 05:04 < rpifan> im more then happy to take another picture 05:04 < JollyRgrs> mmmm 05:04 < JollyRgrs> brats are so good 05:04 < rpifan> of my fake right nut 05:04 < JollyRgrs> #thanksJohnsonville 05:04 <+DrGibby|> m4221: NO 05:04 <+DrGibby|> -caps 05:05 < JollyRgrs> +caps 05:05 < enix> -caps 05:05 <@cryptic1> MOAR CAPS! 05:05 <@cryptic1> all caps monday night 05:05 < enix> OMG CAN WE HAVE A TALK IN CAPS DAY WHERE YOU GET KICKED FOR NOT TALKING IN CAPS 05:05 < m4221> DrGibby|: $srSysAdmin wants the mgmt server setup on defaults and standard ports so that support is easier on IBM's part 05:05 <@cryptic1> YES CAPS ONLY TONIGHT 05:05 < enix> CAN WE DO IT ALL DAY TOMORROW? 05:05 < rpifan> ALL HAIL THE HYPNOTOAD 05:06 < JollyRgrs> enix: wait, your tomorrow or our tomorrow? 05:06 <@cryptic1> ENIX I AM ON VACATION THIS WEEK SURE 05:06 < enix> JollyRgrs: I AM NOT TOO SURE 05:06 < rpifan> UR ON VACATION I DIDNT KNOW U HAD A JOB 05:06 < enix> JollyRgrs: UM... LET'S START IT FROM NOW AS SYSTEM TIME IS 3AM ISNT IT 05:06 < m4221> DrGibby|: -100 fucks you give? 05:06 <@cryptic1> RPIFAN LOL 05:06 <+DrGibby|> m4221: your senior is a fucking retard 05:06 < rpifan> SYSTEM TIE IS UNIX TIME 05:06 < enix> ACTUALLY THIS IS SUPER DIFFICULT TO READ HEY 05:07 <@cryptic1> ENIX DO NOT GIVE UP NOW 05:07 < rpifan> IT IS 1531192017 TIME 05:09 < enix> I NEVER GIVE UP 05:09 < enix> MISSPWN: YOU ARE AWEFULLY QUIET OVER THERE. 05:10 < jay-ros> holy fuck I just realised 05:10 < rpifan> MISSPAWN HAS NOT YET CONVERTED TO CAPS LOCK 05:10 < jay-ros> new chrome doesn't like citrix! 05:10 < m4221> enix: she is pegging me now 05:10 < RPIFAN> ALL HAIL CAPS 05:10 < enix> JAY-ROS & M4221: YOU ARE ACTING IN VIOLATION OF THE CURRENT DECREE 05:11 < jay-ros> I'M SO SORRY I DIDN'T REALISE 05:11 < ENIX> THANK YOU 05:11 < RPIFAN> ENIX, U R SO SQUARE 05:11 < jay-ros> YOU'RE VERY WELCOME CAN YOU HEAR ME TALKING TO YOU ENIX 05:11 <@cryptic1> CAPS ONLY GUYS 05:11 < ENIX> CRYPTIC1 CAN YOU PLEASE UPDATE MOTD TO REFLECT THE CURRENT STATE OF AFFAIRS 05:11 < ENIX> JAY-ROS YES MUCH MORE CLEARLY NOW. WE 1000KM APART SO LOUDER THE BETTER. LIKE BLUETOOTH SPEAKERS. 05:11 < m4221> ENIX: then proceed with pegging 05:12 < ENIX> M4221: COME ON BRO 05:12 < jay-ros> MY AUNT IS 67 YEARS OLD AND SHE LOVES NEW TECHNOLOGY BUT SHE DOESN'T SEEM TO REALISE THAT SHE DOESN'T NEED TO USE CAPS LOCK ALL OF THE TIME 05:12 < jay-ros> SO HER FACEBOOK COMMENTS ARE ALWAYS IN CAPS AND i DON'T KNOW WHY I FIND IT SO ANNOYING 05:12 < ENIX> YOUR AUNT IS MOST WELCOME IN THIS CHANNEL DURING THIS CURRENT INNOVATIVE TREND 05:12 < RPIFAN> MY GRANDMA IS MUCH THE SAME 05:12 < ENIX> OMG THIS IS FANTASTIC 05:13 < RPIFAN> SHE KEEPS SENDING CAPS AND TELL HER THAT MEANS UR SHOUTING AND SHE IS LIKE I CANT SEE MY PHONE TEXT OTHERWISE 05:13 < jay-ros> JUST A WORD OF ADVICE GUYS, MAKE SURE YOU TURN CAPS LOCK OFF IF YOU'RE SENDING SOMEONE AN EMAIL OR IT COULD BE AWKWARD 05:13 < jay-ros> ...EXPLAINING THAT IT'S ALL CAPS DAY IN YOUR CHAT 05:14 < m4221> cryptic1: are these characters acceptable?: ======D~~~~~~ THEY ARE CAPS 05:14 < BytesAndCoffee> jay-ros: /r/OldPeopleFacebook 05:14 < m4221> it's a snek 05:15 < BytesAndCoffee> m4221: mushroom mushroom! 05:15 < jay-ros> WHAT IS GOING ON WITH M4221 AND BYTESANDCOFFEE WHY ARE YOU TALKING SO QUIETLY? 05:15 < ENIX> BYTESANDCOFFEE AND M4221 PLEASE CHECK MOTD WE CANNOT HEAR YOU 05:15 * m4221 tases jay-ros 05:15 < ENIX> WHO MAINTAINS LAYER-EIGHT WE NEED TO GET HIM ON BOARD TOO 05:15 * jay-ros RECEIVES A MILD ZAP BARELY NOTICABLE DUE TO THE LACK OF CAPITALISATION 05:16 < ENIX> FONGY888 WELCOME TO THE PARTY PALLLLLL 05:16 <@cryptic1> CAPS ONLY M4221 05:17 < jay-ros> FONGY888 - WELCOME TO THE PARTY! THROW ON YOUR LOUDEST HAWAIIAN SHIRT (I SUGGEST THE LOWES HAWAIIAN SHIRT WITH SMALLER HAWAIIAN SHIRTS ON IT), GRAB A MOJITO AND TURN THE MUSIC UP TO 'SEVERE' 05:17 < MillerBOSS> `echo GO FUCK YOURSELF ENIX 05:17 <+layer-eight> FUCK YOURSELF ENIX 05:17 < jay-ros> `ECHO THIS IS HOW WE DO IT 05:17 <+layer-eight> You are not a member of the group Administrator. Access denied 05:17 < jay-ros> *COUG* 05:17 < MillerBOSS> burn 05:17 < jay-ros> S/COUG/COUGH 05:17 <@cryptic1> LAYER-EIGHT CAPS ONLY 05:18 < jay-ros> I'M CONSIDERING CHANGING MY FONT TO COMIC SANS SO I CAN TRULY HATE THE WAY THIS IS GOING 05:18 <@cryptic1> MILLERBOSS CAPS ONLY 05:18 < misspwn> ENIX, lel 05:18 < MillerBOSS> MAYBE WE CAN HAVE IronY ADD THAT 05:18 <@cryptic1> MISSPWN CAPS ONLY 05:18 < misspwn> I WAS FEEDING THE GADDAMN BABY 05:18 < ENIX> OUUCCHHHH JAY-ROS D-D-DENIED 05:18 < ENIX> MISSPWN YOU HAVE A BABY 05:18 < RPIFAN> WHY DO YOU HAVE A CHILD 05:18 < RPIFAN> TERRIBLE INVESTMENT 05:18 < RPIFAN> THERE ANNOYING, THEY MAKE U FAT AND OLD 05:18 < RPIFAN> AND IN THE END THEY JUST PUT IN A HOME 05:18 < misspwn> BECAUSE I WAS BORED 05:18 < ENIX> MISSPWN PLEASE REFER TO SAID INFANT AS "SPAWN" FROM THIS POINT FORWARD 05:19 <+DrGibby|> LOUD NOISES 05:19 < jay-ros> MISSPWN DO YOU HAVE A BACKUP BABY IN CASE THAT ONE STOPS WORKING? 05:19 <@CRYPTIC1> HEHE 05:19 < MillerBOSS> I CUNT HEAR YOU 05:19 < jay-ros> S/BABY/SPAWN 05:19 < misspwn> jay-ros, I DO HAVE A BACKUP, I AM OUTNUMBERED 05:19 < jay-ros> I LIKE THE WAY YOU THINK 05:19 < MillerBOSS> THIS IS EASIER TO READ 05:19 < ENIX> MISSPWN HAVE YOU CONSIDERED A SPAWN MANAGEMENT SOLUTION 05:19 < jay-ros> I CAN ACTUALLY READ THIS IN A LOUDER TONE 05:20 < MillerBOSS> HI BENT0 05:20 < misspwn> ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW IS I PUT OUT AT LEAST TWICE. A SPAWN MANAGEMENT SOLUTION SOUNDS LIKE A GREAT IDEA. PLEASE TELL ME MORE AND WHAT COSTS UPFRONT THX 05:20 < MillerBOSS> WELCOME 05:20 * ENIX IS DEADSET CONSIDERING MAKING HIS SERVERS REQUIRE ALL CAPS FOR ALL COMMANDS 05:20 < RPIFAN> Bent0, MIGHT I PURPOSE YOU IN A BOX 05:20 < RPIFAN> HOW DO U DO THAT 05:20 < ENIX> SECURITY THROUGH OBFUSCATION RIGHT? 05:20 < jay-ros> SPAWN AS A SERVICE 05:20 < RPIFAN> SPEAKING OF WHICH, DOES MYSQL REQUIREE CAPS 05:20 < RPIFAN> OR IS IT JUST CONVENTION 05:20 < ENIX> RPIFAN: MYSQL GOES BOTH WAYS 05:21 < misspwn> SPAWN AS A SERVICE ,I BET I COULD GET TOP DOLLAR FOR THESE GENETICS...SHEET 05:21 < ENIX> YOU SHOULD KNOW ALL ABOUT THEY EY EY 05:21 < jay-ros> ENIX: LIKE CRYPTIC1 05:21 < ENIX> "WHY ISNT MY PASSWORD WORKING" 05:21 < ENIX> "....OH" 05:21 < RPIFAN> misspwn, DID U REALLY FUCK AND HAVE KIDS CAUSE YOU WERE BORED 05:21 < jay-ros> HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA 05:21 < ENIX> RPIFAN: ISNT THAT WHY EVERYONE DOES IT 05:21 < jay-ros> RPIFAN - USUALLY YOU FUCK BECAUSE YOU'RE BORED. YOU HAVE KIDS BECAUSE YOU'RE CARELESS 05:21 < ENIX> RPIFAN: LEGIT LOOK AT THE NUMBER OF PEOPLE WHO HAVE CHILDREN YOUNG IN QUEENSLAND COMAPRED TO NSW 05:21 < misspwn> RPIFAN, WOULD YOU BELIEVE ME IF I SAID IT'S BECAUSE OF ROMANCE AND SHIT? 05:22 < misspwn> C'MON MAN 05:22 < misspwn> OF COURSE WE WERE ALL BORED 05:22 < RPIFAN> I HAVE SEX AND ALL I GET ARE BAD STDS 05:22 < RPIFAN> BUT AT LEAST I DONT HAVE TO WORR ABOUT KIDS 05:22 < RPIFAN> IVE HAD SYPHILIS 4 TIMES NOW 05:22 < ENIX> RPIFAN: THEY'RE ACTUALLY CALLED STIS NOW 05:22 < RPIFAN> AND THE LAST 3 REQUIERED 4 WEEKS OF TWO SHOTS 05:22 < ENIX> WHICH IS REALLY ANNOYING FOR FONGY888 AND I 05:22 < RPIFAN> YOUR ASS HURTS SO MUCH 05:23 < Ayeitzabee_> What the fuck is going on 05:23 < jay-ros> Ayeitzabee_, CAPS TUESDAY 05:23 < Fongy888> FUCK YOU GUYS WHAT 05:23 < jay-ros> NOT THE GOOD ONES, THE TYPING ONES 05:23 < ENIX> BECAYSE WE CAN'T HAVE A DECENT CONVERSATION ABOUT OUR CALLS WITHOUT EVESDROPPERS JUDGING 05:23 < misspwn> KIDS ARE KINDA LIKE STI'S 05:23 < ENIX> AYEITZABEE: CHECK MOTD 05:23 <+DrGibby|> this chat is a fucking dumpster fire tonight 05:23 < Ayeitzabee_> misspwn, MORE LIKE STD'S, AN STI GOES AWAY 05:23 < jay-ros> DrGibby|, A FUCKING SWEET DUMPSTER FIRE 05:23 <@CRYPTIC1> DrGibby|, HAHAHA 05:24 < Ayeitzabee_> REAL AUSSIE HOURS ATM 05:24 < misspwn> WAIT wait IT'S STILL MONDAY 05:24 < MillerBOSS> ?!EREHW ?|YBBIGRD ERIF RETSPMUD A SI EREHT 05:24 < ENIX> http://archer.wikia.com/wiki/File:Little_Tunts.PNG 05:24 <+layer-eight> * ENIX → Image - Little Tunts.PNG | Archer Wiki | FANDOM powered by Wikia 05:26 < ENIX> HAS ANYONE USED AN ELK STACK FOR MONITORING SYSTEMS? 05:26 < ENIX> EITHER WITH SNMP OR AN AGENT 05:27 < ENIX> I WANT TO RE-VISIT USING IT AS A LOG STASH SERVER BUT I LEGITIMATELY HATED FILTERING THROUGH IT 05:28 < RPIFAN> I WOULD NEVER MAKE KIDS CAUSE IM JUST BORED 05:28 < RPIFAN> THINK OF THE IMPLICATIOS 05:28 < ENIX> MADCAMEL: PLEASE GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER 05:28 < ENIX> RPIFAN WHY NOT? YOU GET TO HANG OUT AND WATCH THEM DO STUFF WHILE YOU DRINK BEER 05:28 < ENIX> LIVE ENTERTAINMENT HOMIE 05:29 < jay-ros> OK NOW I'M FINDING IT HARD TO READ ALL THE TEXT 05:29 < ENIX> GIT GUD 05:30 < MillerBOSS> QUIT CRYING 05:30 < RPIFAN> BUT ITS A LOT OF WORK 05:30 < monoxane> RPIFAN BECAUSE OF THE IMPLICTIONS 05:30 < misspwn> RPIFAN, YOU TRAIN KIDS TO BRING YOU BEER. TRUST ME IT IS WORTH IT 05:31 < ENIX> MISSPWN SRS QUESTION DO YOU TELL YOUR KIDS FALSE FACTS TO FUCK THEM UP AT SCHOOL 05:31 < ENIX> IM LOOKING FOR IDEAS ON WHAT I SHOULD TEACH THEM SO THAT WHEN THEY FINALLY GET TO SCHOOL THEY JUST SIT THERE 90% OF THE TIME THINKING "MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE" 05:33 < misspwn> ENIX, YEP IT REALLY DEPENDS ON THE TOPIC. IF YOU CAN'T TROLL THEM, WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT? 05:33 < gnupluslinux> WELCOME TO #REDDIT-TOTALLYNOTROBOTS 05:33 < misspwn> THERE IS A DOWNSIDE TO THIS, YOUR KID WILL CATCH ON IF HE/SHE IS NOT A MORON AND WILL TROLL YOU BACK 05:33 < RPIFAN> I WOULDNT DO THAT TO KIDS 05:33 < RPIFAN> THERE SMART 05:33 < RPIFAN> ALSO 05:33 < misspwn> PROCEED WITH CAUTION 05:33 < RPIFAN> THE BEST TROLL IS TO SEND KIDS TO AN AMERICAN SCHOOL 05:34 < RPIFAN> THEN SEND THEM TO STUDY OUTSIDE THE US AND THEY WILL REALIZE THERE LIVES REALLY ARE LIES 05:34 < RPIFAN> THE AMERICAN SCHOOL SYSTEM IS SO FUCKED UP, YOU GET TAUGHT THAT WE BASICALLY CREATED HEAVEN AND EARTH 05:36 < ENIX> MISSPWN IF MY KID TROLLS ME BACK I WOULD CONSIDER MY PARENTING COMPLETE 05:38 < ENIX> MISSPWN WHEN I WORKED IN SCHOOLS I ALWAYS SEEMED TO FIND THE 'PROBLEM CHILD' IN THE CLASSES 05:38 < misspwn> ENIX, YEAH MINE 05:38 < ENIX> MISSPWN MY FAVOURITE THING ABOUT BEING A GIGANTIC 24/7 IMMATURE SMARTASS IS THAT I COULD ACTUALLY IDENTIFY WITH THE KIDS YET THE TEACHERS COULD NOT 05:39 < ENIX> LEGIT... THOSE 'PROBLEM CHILDREN' WERE SOME OF THE MOST SOCIAL, CREATIVE AND INTELLIGENT YOUNG SPAWN IVE EVER SEEN 05:39 < misspwn> MINE FAILED A TEST TO GET INTO THE GIFTED/ACCELERATED PROGRAM BECAUSE HE WAS BORED OF THE TEST. 05:39 < ENIX> AND THEIR COMPLETE DISREGARD FOR AUTHORITY MADE THEM EVEN MORE SUCCESSFUL AT WHAT THEY DID 05:39 < misspwn> GETS A'S ON EVERYTHING AND FAILS IT SO HARD 05:39 < ENIX> LMFAO 05:39 < ENIX> MAYBE THE EXAMINER SHOULD GIT GUD 05:40 < ENIX> KIDS BORED IT'S OBVIOUSLY NOT CHALLENGING ENOUGH. I EMPATHIZE. 05:40 < misspwn> THOSE FILL IN THE DOT BULLSHIT TESTS..IT WOULDN'T SURPRISE ME IF HE FILLED ALL THE DOTS IN TO MAKE A CAT 05:40 < ENIX> IF YOUR SPAWNS LOOKING FOR A CHALLENGE, I NEED HELP WITH POSTFIX TRANSPORT MAPPINGS. 05:40 < ENIX> HOW DO I EMPHAIZE MY LOL BEYOND CAPS? 05:40 < RPIFAN> SAAS 05:40 < ENIX> *LOL* 05:40 < ENIX> TY WIKITEXT 05:41 < ENIX> ---+LOL 05:41 < RPIFAN> MY CAPS LOCK LED DOESNT WORK ON LINUX 05:41 < ENIX> MISSPWN I WAS THE TYPE OF KID WHO DID A HUGE ROUND-ABOUT IN MY 'SHOW YOUR WORKING' SECTIONS JUST TO WASTE THE MARKERS TIME 05:41 < ENIX> THEY COULDN'T MARK ME DOWN BECAUSE THE WORKING WAS SOUND 05:41 < ENIX> BUT IT WAS SUPER FUCKING ANNOYING THAT EVERY QUESTION BASICALLY WENT FULL CIRCLE 05:42 < ENIX> OR WOULD USE THE MOST RETARDED FUCKING WAY POSSIBLE TO EXPLAIN MY ANSWER. EVEN IF THEY DIDN'T ASK FOR MY WORKING. 05:42 < xe0n> wtf 05:42 < xe0n> my eyes are bleeding 05:43 < ENIX> MAN I SHOULD START MY OWN EDUCATIONAL INSTITUTE.... 'ENIXES SCHOOL FOR GIFTED TROLLS' 05:43 < ENIX> SEND ME YOUR DEVILS SPAWN, SO I SHALL MOULD THEM INTO THE PERFECT TROLLING MACHINES. 05:43 < ENIX> XE0N CHECK THE MOTD. 05:43 < ENIX> XE0N YOU'RE VERY WELCOME. 05:43 < ENIX> :Q 05:43 < ENIX> OOPS 05:46 < ENIX> POSTFIX DEVELOPERS MUST HAVE GOTTEN SUPER PISSED AT TELLING PEOPLE TO RTFM BECAUSE THEY JUST MAN POSTFIX > /ETC/POSTFIX/CONFIGFILE 05:49 < gnupluslinux> ET SET TERA OR ETSEE ? 05:49 < ENIX> CUT -D"OR" -F1 05:50 < ENIX> BRB I HAVE TO INITIATE AN UNANNOUNCED HIGH ENERGY COVALENCE BAND ELECTRON TRANSFER 05:51 < misspwn> ENIX, SO YOU WERE AN ASSHOLE 05:51 < misspwn> :) 05:53 < abakedapplepie> we're all fuckin assholes 05:55 < RPIFAN> I MADE A GREAT TUNA MELT 05:55 < misspwn> NOT NICE TO TAQLK ABURTURMOM 05:55 < RPIFAN> ABURT? 05:58 < JollyRgrs> woo! finally got unifi to work w/ my lets encrypt cert 06:00 < Adagio> JollyRgrs: ++ 06:00 < Adagio> phhrt, forgot that doesn't work in this channel 06:01 < JollyRgrs> appreciated none the less 06:01 < abakedapplepie> JollyRgrs: ill expect a blog post on my desk by daybreak 06:01 < gnupluslinux> >Installing System... 06:01 < gnupluslinux> >Skip 06:01 < gnupluslinux> hmmm.emoji 06:02 < JollyRgrs> abakedapplepie: i really should do a blog and just write up whenever i finally do something (and do it right) and document my issues and how i overcame 06:02 < JollyRgrs> i am also about to start phase 2 of this whole thing... 06:02 < JollyRgrs> which is it has to be automated 06:02 < JollyRgrs> so i need to go through my history and script it out 06:02 < abakedapplepie> JollyRgrs: im strongly, heavily considering it 06:02 < gnupluslinux> automation is for lusers 06:02 < JollyRgrs> let me know what platform you choose if you do 06:02 < gnupluslinux> do errthing manual! 06:03 < gnupluslinux> JollyRgrs, what do you mean you got unifi working with your le cert? 06:03 < gnupluslinux> https://localrouter ? 06:03 < ENIX> GUYS CAN YOU PLEASE ABIDE BY CHANNELS RULES 06:03 < ENIX> JOLLYRGRS I AM DISAPPOINT 06:03 < JollyRgrs> gnupluslinux: my unifi controller now has a working https cert 06:03 < BronzeEagle> for some it isn't tuesday 06:03 < JollyRgrs> SORRY ENIX 06:03 < JollyRgrs> I WON'T CHANGE MY NAME THOUGH 06:03 < JollyRgrs> IT IS TUESDAY FOR ME THOUGH SO I MUST ABIDE... ALONG WITH THE DUDE 06:03 < ENIX> JOLLYRGRS I UNDERSTAND YOUR POSITION. NAMES ARE AN EXTREMELY PERSONAL AND SENTIMENTAL POSSESSION. 06:03 < JollyRgrs> ...WHO ABIDES 06:04 < JollyRgrs> THANK YOU FOR YOUR UNDERSTANDING, ENIX! 06:04 < RPIFAN> STOP NOT USING CAPS 06:04 < JollyRgrs> USING VS CODE, CAN I START A NEW REPOSITORY FROM GIT COMMAND, OR DO I HAVE TO CREATE IT FIRST AT THE WEBSITE (TO CREAT THE URL OF THE REPO) 06:04 < gnupluslinux> JollyRgrs, sooo https://10.0.0.1 or something? 06:04 < RPIFAN> ASL YALL 06:04 < JollyRgrs> I GUESS I HAVE TO HAVE THE REPO URL TO START IT, RIGHT? 06:05 < JollyRgrs> gnupluslinux: WELL, IT IS JUST MY AP CONTROLLER, PFSENSE IS MY GATEWAY 06:05 < JollyRgrs> BUT HTTPS://UNIFI.MYDOMAIN.TLD:8443 06:05 < gnupluslinux> AH 06:05 < ENIX> BRONZEEAGLE: THIS HAS BEEN TAKEN INTO CONSIDERATION. ACT 32 SECTION 8 OF THE DECREE OF ENIX STATES THAT ALL OFFICIARIES OF #REDDIT-SYSADMIN MUST ABIDE BY THE STANDARD TIME OF THE CHANNEL, AS PROVIDED BY BARJAVEL 06:05 < JollyRgrs> AND NO ANNOYING "NOT SECURE SECURE PAGE PLEASE CLICK TWELVE TIMES BEFORE YOU CAN CONTINUE" 06:06 < gnupluslinux> ah fuck you ubuntu 06:06 < gnupluslinux> im going back to 16.04 06:06 < ENIX> gnupluslinux: WHY 06:06 < JollyRgrs> 1604? THAT'S LIKE GOING BACK IN A TIME MACHINE 06:06 < BronzeEagle> ENIX, THANKS FOR CLARIFICATION I WILL ABIDE BY THE RULES HENCE FORTH 06:06 < gnupluslinux> HYPER-V WON'T BOOT FOR WHATEVER DAMN REASON AFTER INSTALL ENIX 06:06 < ENIX> ARIGATO GOZAIMUS 06:06 < gnupluslinux> WEEB ALERT 06:06 < JollyRgrs> MELTDOWN/SPECTRE CAN STILL AFFECT OSES EVEN IF THEY WERE MADE PRIOR TO JAN 2018 06:07 < JollyRgrs> YOU KNOW THAT, RIGHT? 06:07 < ENIX> GNUPLUSLINUX IN THIS INSTANCE IT'S MORE LIKE 'SNOWBOARDER ALERT' 06:07 < gnupluslinux> YOUR MOTHER CAN AFFECT OSES MADE PREVIOUS TO JAN 2018 06:07 < JollyRgrs> SHE CAN, YOU ARE RIGHT 06:07 < jay-ros> this seems like an interesting scenario right now 06:07 < gnupluslinux> FOR REAL THOUGH IT WONT GET PAST GRUB 06:07 < jay-ros> everyone is still using caps? 06:08 < abakedapplepie> YEP 06:08 < jay-ros> nice 06:08 < gnupluslinux> AFFIRMATIVE 06:08 < ENIX> JAY-ROS IT IS FOR TODAY 06:08 < jay-ros> fair enough 06:08 < ENIX> JAY-ROS IT IS IN HONOR OF CRYPTIC1 06:08 < scyte> what's going on? 06:08 < ENIX> WHO HAS BEEN SEPARATED FROM HIS DESK FOR TOO LONG 06:08 < jay-ros> scyte _ everyone"s currently using caps lock for the day 06:08 < scyte> ALRIGHT 06:08 < BronzeEagle> I LOVE HOW EVERYONE GETS ON BOARD SO QUICKLY 06:09 < jay-ros> malicious compliance though: i"m using caps lock< but also holding the shift key 06:09 < jay-ros> it"s a much better semi_compliant mode 06:09 < RPIFAN> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_IvB01nQ3ss 06:09 <+layer-eight> * RPIFAN → YouTube → Essential Pépin: Savory Staples → ⚘ 388,934 ↑ 2,259 ↓ 45 ✍ 232 06:10 < jay-ros> citrix escalation guy is actually more effective than he originally let on to be>>> he"s a pretty cool guy 06:10 < jay-ros> it only took me four days of working with him to gain my trust 06:10 < BronzeEagle> PLZ ESCALATE 06:10 < RPIFAN> i like jacque pepin 06:10 < RPIFAN> he is ancient 06:10 < ENIX> I AM SUBJECTING MY COWORKERS TO KPOP 06:11 < BronzeEagle> I"M LOOSING THOUSANDS OF DOLARS 06:11 < JollyRgrs> felda: ARE YOU THERE? 06:11 < jay-ros> BronzeEagle, i"ve already escalated< this is the guy i"ve been given to steer our ship in the right direction 06:12 < BronzeEagle> I THINK I MAY BE MISSING SOME BACK STORY jay-ros 06:13 < jay-ros> never mind then 06:13 < ENIX> JAY-ROS THAT'S SOME 10/10 COMMITMENT TO THE GAME RIGHT THERE 06:13 < jay-ros> enix _ you"re liking my style? 06:14 < ENIX> 1HUNNID 06:14 < jay-ros> noice> 06:14 < RPIFAN> he used to cook with child julia when iwas a kid 06:14 < JollyRgrs> jay-ros: IT IS WISE TO NOT LET EVERYONE KNOW YOU ARE SO GOOD AT FIRST... ONLY LET THE PPL YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH KNOW THAT YOU ARE GOOD 06:14 < JollyRgrs> HE'S A SMART MAN THAT GUY 06:16 < jay-ros> jollyrgrs _ he"s definitley got his shit together on that front> however i"ve seen his skillset and played along to it 06:16 < jay-ros> he knows how his own setup worked properly< so i said to him that i wanted him to do exactly the same setup for my environment< so if there was something i needed fixed he"d know how to do it 06:17 < jay-ros> i made new servers in a new ou and added new gpos so that it was all as he wanted it and then i said "teach me" 06:18 < JollyRgrs> jay-ros: SMALL CHANGE ON YOUR SIDE, BUT GAIN A LOT BY LEARNING FROM HIM, SMART MOVE 06:18 < gnupluslinux> JollyRgrs, TRUER WORDS WERE NEVER SPOKEN 06:20 < ENIX> jay-ros: THAT IS THE SMART WAY TO DO IT. THAT WAY YOU HAVE A BASE LINE FROM WHENCE TO LEARN 06:20 < ENIX> THAT IS ACTUALLY HOW I'VE LEARNED MOST OF MY SKILLS 06:21 < ENIX> I HAVE TO ADMIT THOUGH THAT I SUCK WITH MAIL SERVERS :\ 06:21 < ENIX> I NEED A DEV AREA OR SOMETHING 06:21 < Slow> Are there any storage guys online tonight? 06:21 < ENIX> SLOW PLEASE READ MOTD 06:22 < Slow> Or storage peoples? 06:22 < ENIX> SAID STORAGE PEOPLE COULD NOT HEAR YOU 06:22 < ENIX> IT'S VERY LOUD IN HERE PLEASE MAKE YOUR PRESENCE KNOWN WITH CAPS 06:22 < Slow> LIKE THIS? 06:22 < JollyRgrs> YES 06:22 < ENIX> THANK YOU 06:22 < Slow> AM I DOIN IT RIGHT? 06:22 < JollyRgrs> I CAN HEAR YOU NOW, Slow 06:22 < Slow> HOW DO I QUICKSCOPE? 06:22 < JollyRgrs> IF YOU HAVE TO ASK, YOU ARE NOT 06:22 < JollyRgrs> YOU MUST SPEAK IN CONFIDENCE 06:23 < JollyRgrs> Slow: ALT+F4 06:23 < ENIX> JOLLYRGRS IN CSS ITS F10 06:23 < ENIX> VERY EFFECTIVE 06:23 < JollyRgrs> ENIX: WHAT'S THAT? QUIT MATCH? 06:23 < Slow> I'M ON BEOS, IT JUST JIGGLES MY APPS, JOLLY. 06:23 < JollyRgrs> OR DROP ALL WEAPONS? 06:23 < ENIX> JOLLYRGRS QUIT GAME 06:24 < AustinS> omg ill kill you all 06:24 < AustinS> lol 06:24 < JollyRgrs> CSS HAS A RAGE-QUIT KEY? 06:24 < ENIX> LIKE KILL -9 CSS 06:24 < ENIX> HAHA YEAH 06:24 < JollyRgrs> AustinS: PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO /TOPIC 06:24 < BytesAndCoffee> sudo kill -9 * 06:24 < ENIX> ITS THE BEST WHEN NOOBS ARE LIKE 'HOW DO I DO X?' AND OYU'RE LIKE 'OH JUST HIT F10' 06:24 < BytesAndCoffee> ENIX: alt-f4 06:24 < ENIX> ADMIRALSPARK LEAVING AND REJOINING DOES NOT EXEMPT YOU FROM MOTD 06:27 < Slow> SO A WHILE BACK I TALKED TO A COWORKER ABOUT SOME DISTRIBUTED NAS SOFTWARE. I WAS FIGHTING WITH A CEPH CLUSTER AND HE SUGGESTED I USE A DIFFERENT PIECE OF SOFTWARE THAT HAD A GUI FOR ADDING ADDITIONAL HOSTS TO THE CLUSTER AND MANAGING POOLS/PERMISSIONS. I NOW HAVE A USE FOR THAT SOFTWARE AND DON'T REMEMBER WHAT IT WAS HE WAS TALKING ABOUT, AND NOW HE'S UNAVAILABLE FOR PROBABLY A FEW MONTHS. DOES THAT SOUND FAMILIAR TO ANYONE. 06:27 < ENIX> XTERM? 06:28 < JollyRgrs> Slow: HMM, I'M NOT FAMILIAR... WAS IT FOSS SOFTWARE, AKIN TO FREENAS, OR AN ENTERPRISE SOLUTION THAT YOU HAVE TO PAY FOR? 06:29 < Slow> I REMEMBER HIM SAYING IT WAS FREE BUT I CAN'T REMEMBER IF IT WAS FOSS OR JUST FREE. 06:30 < Slow> IT MAY HAVE BEEN FREE FOR SMALL CLUSTERS. I USUALLY WRITE STUFF LIKE THIS DOWN AND I'VE BEEN KICKING MYSELF ALL DAY FOR NO DOING SO. 06:30 < ENIX> IS IT FOR A PARTICULAR NAS THOUGH 06:30 < MillerBOSS> SO IT LOOKS LIKE MICROSOFT IS GOING TO BUY FACEBOOK AFTER ALL 06:30 < ENIX> GITHUB.COM/KICKBALL 06:30 < ENIX> MILLERBOSS BULLSHIT 06:30 < MillerBOSS> MATCH THAT UP WITH LINKEDIN AND CALL IT A DAY 06:30 < Slow> IT WAS A SOFTWARE NAS SOLUTION, NOT A BOLT ON FOR A SPECIFIC HARDWARE DEVICE. 06:31 < JollyRgrs> MillerBOSS: SAY WHAT? 06:31 < JollyRgrs> LIES 06:31 < MillerBOSS> WHAT? 06:32 < MillerBOSS> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_y3OOQniDU 06:32 <+layer-eight> * MillerBOSS → YouTube → Stone Cold What Moments → ⚘ 8,404,998 ↑ 35,564 ↓ 1,112 ✍ 4,641 06:32 < MillerBOSS> WHAT? 06:35 < AustinS> WHAT? 06:35 < MillerBOSS> AND THATS THE BOTTOM LINE 06:35 < AustinS> WHAT? 06:35 < MillerBOSS> WHAT? 06:36 < JollyRgrs> MillerBOSS: gayferssaywhat? 06:36 < jay-ros> DO THEY SPEAK ENGLISH IN WHAT? 06:36 < AustinS> WHAT?! 06:36 < MillerBOSS> ?TAHW 06:37 < MillerBOSS> THAT SUMBITCH 06:37 < jay-ros> SAY WHAT AGAIN I DARE YOU I DOUBLE DOG DARE YOU MOTHER TRUCKER 06:37 < MillerBOSS> !?TAHW 06:37 < jay-ros> BANG! 06:38 < MillerBOSS> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Qlfp8BOPDg 06:38 <+layer-eight> * MillerBOSS → YouTube → Undertaker Owns The Fans → ⚘ 119,506 ↑ 1,640 ↓ 20 ✍ 237 06:38 < jay-ros> JULES Now describe to me what Marsellus Wallace looks like! 06:38 < jay-ros> Brett does his best. 06:38 < MillerBOSS> HELLO 06:38 < jay-ros> BRETT Well he's... he's... black – 06:39 < jay-ros> JULES – go on! BRETT ...and he's... he's... bald – 06:39 < jay-ros> JULES – does he look like a bitch?! 06:40 < jay-ros> BRETT (without thinking) What? Jules' eyes go to Vincent, Vincent smirks, Jules rolls his 06:40 < jay-ros> eyes and SHOOT Brett in the shoulder. Brett SCREAMS, breaking into a SHAKING/TREMBLING SPASM in the chair. 06:40 < jay-ros> http://www.dailyscript.com/scripts/pulp_fiction.html 06:40 <+layer-eight> * jay-ros → "PULP FICTION" -- by Quentin Tarantino & Roger Avary 06:41 <+ktechmidas> Thought I'd ask here first... anyone know of any openings in East Asia? (China/Japan/Taiwan/Thailand etc) 06:41 <+ktechmidas> I'm out of the cryptocurrency game 06:41 < jay-ros> ktechmidas - what for? 06:41 < JollyRgrs> ktechmidas: NOPE 06:42 < JollyRgrs> ktechmidas: PLEASE READ TOPIC 06:42 < MillerBOSS> WHAT? 06:42 <+ktechmidas> jay-ros, I live here and have no job :P 06:42 < jay-ros> oh right, you were japan before? 06:42 <+ktechmidas> China 06:42 < JollyRgrs> ktechmidas: PEOPLE IN HERE CAN'T HEAR YOU 06:42 < MillerBOSS> WHAT HAPPENED KTECHMIDAS? 06:42 <+ktechmidas> still in Chgina 06:42 <+ktechmidas> SORRY 06:42 < JollyRgrs> THANK YOU 06:42 <+ktechmidas> MY BOSS IS AN IDIOT WHO LOST ALL THE MONEY 06:42 <+ktechmidas> SO I GOT A FINAL PAYDAY AND GOT OUT 06:43 < jay-ros> ah fuck 06:43 < jay-ros> kangertech ecigs no longer in business? 06:43 < MillerBOSS> THE CRYPTO SHIT? 06:43 < JollyRgrs> SO YOU DIDN'T LOST A JOB... YOUR BOSS JUST LOST THE MONEY 06:43 <+ktechmidas> YUP 06:43 <+ktechmidas> YEAH PRETTY MUCH 06:43 < JollyRgrs> THAT SUCKS 06:43 < MillerBOSS> WHAT HAPPENED? BAD DECISIONS? 06:43 <+ktechmidas> HE KEPT HIS SEED WORDS IN A FUCKING BOOK 06:43 <+ktechmidas> AND GOT HACKED 06:43 < MillerBOSS> LOLOL 06:43 < misspwn> SOUNDS TO ME LIKE HE WAS BAD AT WHAT HE DOES 06:43 <+ktechmidas> HE CREATED A BLOODY CRYPTOCURRENCY 06:43 < MillerBOSS> SORRY MAN 06:43 < misspwn> HAVE YOU TRIED TELLING HIM TO NOT BE HACKED? 06:44 <+ktechmidas> LIKE HOW CAN YOU BE THAT FUCKING BAD 06:44 <+ktechmidas> SO YEAH... JOBS IN EAST ASIA, ANYONE GOT ONE? :p 06:45 < misspwn> ISN'T THERE LIKE MILLIONS OF THOSE JOBS 06:45 <+ktechmidas> IT JOBS 06:45 <+ktechmidas> NOT TEACHING ENGLISH 06:45 < misspwn> GO WORK FOR GOOGLE OR SOME SHIT 06:45 <+ktechmidas> I APPLIED FOR THEM LAST YEAR 06:45 <+ktechmidas> THEY NEVER GOT BACK TO ME 06:45 <+ktechmidas> BASTARDS 06:45 < JollyRgrs> ktechmidas: WELL, GENTOO ADMINS USED PREDICTABLE PASSWORDS ON GITHUB 06:45 < JollyRgrs> SOOOOOO...... 06:45 <+ktechmidas> CLEARLY IM TOO OVERQUALIFIED FOR THEM 06:46 < misspwn> WASN'T GITHUB HIRING FOR STFF 06:46 <+ktechmidas> THEY LOOKED AT MY CV AND WENT 'OH SHIT, TOO OVERQUALIFIED TO WORK AT GOOGLE, WOW, WE CAN'T PAY HIM WHAT HE DESERVES' 06:46 <+ktechmidas> AND DIDN'T REPLY 06:46 < JollyRgrs> IF HE WAS TOO OVERQUALIFIED FOR EL GOOG, DON'T YOU THINK HE IS ALSO OVERQUALIFIED FOR MSFT? 06:46 <+ktechmidas> THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED 06:46 < misspwn> https://jobs.github.com/positions?description=&location=remote&full_time=on 06:46 <+layer-eight> * misspwn → Job Listings — GitHub Jobs 06:46 < misspwn> YEAH GITHUB HAS REMOTE JOBS 06:47 < JollyRgrs> HE IS PRETTY MUCH JUST OVERQUALIFIED INTO WELFARE... CEPT HE HASN'T IMMIGRATED TO THE US YET 06:47 < ENIX> MISSPWN WHY WOULD YOU SHOW ME THIS 06:47 < jay-ros> ktech bounce over to australia and spend some time here! 06:47 < JollyRgrs> AWWWWWWWWWW YEAH... I HAVEN'T HEARD THIS JAM IN A LONG TIME 06:47 < misspwn> ENIX, BECAUSE I KNOW U LOVE GITHUB 06:47 < ENIX> THOSE ARENT JOBS WITH GITHUB THOUGH 06:47 < JollyRgrs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-HpHadZGLk 06:47 < ENIX> THOSE ARE JOBS WITH ADVERTISERS 06:47 <+layer-eight> * JollyRgrs → YouTube → Anberlin - Godspeed → ⚘ 1,226,917 ↑ 6,910 ↓ 125 ✍ 923 → * Content Restrictions 06:48 < misspwn> DAMNIT, I CAN'T READ UNLESS IT IS IN CAPS I AM SORRY 06:48 < MillerBOSS> jay-ros 👉 NEEDS A KICK FOR NOT FOLLOWING TOPIC 06:48 < jay-ros> MILLERBOSS: I DO WHAT I WANT WHEN I WANT 06:48 < MillerBOSS> YOUR NOT THE BOSS OF ME 06:48 < jay-ros> I JUMPED IN AND PLAYED FOR A MINUTE< BUT THEN NEEDED TO GO AND SEND SOME EMAILS 06:48 < JollyRgrs> jay-ros: CONFIRMED PIRATE 06:48 < jay-ros> YOU"RE NOT MY REAL DAD 06:48 < JollyRgrs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMhfbLRoGEw 06:49 <+layer-eight> * JollyRgrs → YouTube → You Are a Pirate! → ⚘ 14,957,939 ↑ 243,401 ↓ 7,857 ✍ 30,201 06:49 < jay-ros> JOLLYRGRS _ I COULD BE A PIRATE 06:49 < JollyRgrs> WOW... THIS VIDEO... 06:49 < JollyRgrs> I'VENEVER SEEN THIS ONE B4... 06:50 < JollyRgrs> SKETCHED TOPLESS GIRL WITH A BLACK CENSORED BAR BOUNCING ALONG WITH HER TITS... JUST ODD 06:50 < misspwn> ktechmidas, DO YOU KNOW RUBY ON RAILS? 06:51 < ENIX> THAT IS SOME 10/10 VIDEO 06:51 < jay-ros> MISSPWN _ I DON"T BUT I KNOW SHAZZA ON ICE 06:51 < misspwn> LOLOL 06:51 < JollyRgrs> I KNOW RUBY GLOOM 06:52 < ENIX> SHAZZA ON ICE WAS AN UPLIFTING, LIFE CHANGING MUSICAL 06:52 < misspwn> WHAT ABOUT BEING A SPLUNK ADMIN 06:52 < JollyRgrs> ENIX: IKR? 06:52 < jay-ros> ALSO A SEMI_TOOTHLESS GIRL FROM LISMORE 06:52 < misspwn> MY FRIEND IS A SPLUNK ADMIN I LIKE THE WORD SPLUNK 06:52 < misspwn> IT ALMOST SOUNDS DIRTY 06:52 < JollyRgrs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkUHRA1ywUM <-- FOR A KIDS SHOW... WAS PRETTY AWESOME 06:52 <+layer-eight> * JollyRgrs → YouTube → Ruby Gloom Theme Song Intro → ⚘ 488,397 ↑ 7,033 ↓ 128 ✍ 845 → * Content Restrictions 06:53 <+ktechmidas> misspwn, DEFINE 'KNOW' 06:53 <+ktechmidas> i PLAYED WITH IT ONCE 06:53 < misspwn> https://chm.tbe.taleo.net/chm04/ats/careers/v2/viewRequisition?org=CORPORATESER&cws=41&rid=5685&source=Indeed HERE YO GO 06:53 <+ktechmidas> 10 YEARS AGO MAYBE 06:53 < misspwn> TRY THAT JOB 06:53 < misspwn> SOLARWINDS, HOW BAD CAN THAT BE 06:54 < misspwn> IT'S JUST MONITORING SHIT AND MAKING SHIT WORK WITH DATAZ 06:54 < ENIX> AS LONG AS YOU DONT HAVE TO LEARN GRUK YOU SHOULD BE FINE 06:54 <+ktechmidas> THAT... DOESNT SEEM SO BAD 06:54 <+ktechmidas> I CAN BULLSHIT MY WAY THROUGH THAT 06:55 < misspwn> ENIX, I JUST DID A SEARCH FOR GRUK IN THAT POSTING AND I THNK ktechmidas WILL BE IN LUCK 06:55 < misspwn> NO GRUK TO BE FOUND 06:55 <+ktechmidas> 'SPLUNK? BEEN USING THAT SHIT SINCE I WAS A CHILD' 06:55 < ENIX> YAY 06:55 <+ktechmidas> '... WHEN DID IT COME OUT AGAIN?" 06:55 < misspwn> UHHH JUST SAY A COUPLE YEARS 06:56 < misspwn> SAY 5 YEARS 06:56 <+ktechmidas> MY CV WILL REQUIRE MASSASING 06:56 < ENIX> FONGY888 ZIMBRA IS BASICALLY DOVECOT YEAH 06:56 < Fongy888> YEAH 06:56 <+ktechmidas> NAGIOS IS BASICALLY SPLUNK, I WILL JUST REPLACE ALL INSTANCES 06:56 < misspwn> BE LIKE I SPLUNKED SO MUCH IN 2015 06:57 < misspwn> BUT IT LOOKS LIKE THEY HAVE OPERATIONS IN ASIA SO YOU MIGHT HAVE LUCK THERE TOO 06:57 < nojeffre1> On a windows DHCP server, is this how I would hand out more than a /24: https://i.imgur.com/QDaCWTA.png 06:57 <+ktechmidas> I THINK IT'S REMOTE AS WELL 06:57 <+layer-eight> * nojeffre1 → IMGUR Image → Image/png → a minute ago → 400x443 → ⚘ 25 06:57 <+ktechmidas> POSSIBILTY TO WORK REMOTELY 06:57 < misspwn> PROBABLY IS REMOTE, MOST OF THOSE JOBS ARE 06:57 < misspwn> I MEAN IT IS BASED IN EAST COAST SO JUST TELL THEM YOU ARE IN ASIA, DAWG 06:58 < ENIX> FONGY888: SO I COULD FORCE POSTFIX TO USE SASL? 06:58 < Ayeitzabee> FUCK ARE WE REALLY STILL DOING THIS? 06:58 < ENIX> aLTHOUGHT I FEEL IT SHOULD ALREADY BE DOING THAT... 06:58 < misspwn> AND THEN FIND ME ONE OF THE LOWEST JOBS BECAUSE I AM A NOOB 06:58 < ENIX> AYEITZABEE: HELL TO THE MOTHERFUCKING YES 06:59 < jay-ros> ABSO FUCKING LUTELY 06:59 < misspwn> ENIX, HAVING TO BE ONLY CAPS IS MESSING UP MY OTHER CHANNELS 06:59 <+ktechmidas> misspwn, I TEND TO JUST BULLSHIT MY WAY TO HIGHER JOBS 06:59 < Ayeitzabee> ARE WE REALLY TURNING BACK INTO DISCORD AGAIN, I THOUGHT WE WERE BETTER THAN THIS! 06:59 < ENIX> MISSPWN GET THEM ONBOARD 07:00 <+ktechmidas> LIKE I SKIPPED THE LOWER ONES 07:00 < jay-ros> MISSPWN - TAKE THAT SHIT DOWNTOWN AND SPREAD THE VIBE 07:00 < ENIX> AYEITZABEE PLEASE DON'T USE THE D WORD HERE 07:00 < jay-ros> WE'RE LOUD, WE'RE PROUD AND WE DON'T GIVE A FUCK 07:00 < ENIX> IRC > DISCORD BRUH 07:00 <+ktechmidas> AND JUST BULLSHITTED FOR A HIGHER ONE 07:00 < ENIX> DISCORD IS BASICALLY JUST IRC WITH SHITTY CUSTOM EMOJIS 07:00 <+ktechmidas> TOOK A FEW ATTEMPTS 07:00 < nojeffre1> ON A WINDOWS DHCP SERVER, IS THIS HOW I WOULD HAND OUT MORE THAN A /24: HTTPS://I.IMGUR.COM/QDACWTA.PNG 07:00 <+ktechmidas> BUT I EVENTUALLY GOT AN INTERVIEWER WHO DIDN'T KNOW SHIT 07:00 < misspwn> ktechmidas, I TRIED THAT AND WILL KEEP TRYING THAT METHOD TILL I GET ANOTHER GOODER JOB WITH GOODER MONEY 07:00 <+ktechmidas> AND BULLSHITTED MY WAY TO THAT 07:00 < ENIX> NOJEFFRE1 THANK YOU FOR THAT 100% COMMITTAL 07:00 < Ayeitzabee> I WONDER IF IT WOULD BE POSSIBLE TO STREAM AUDIO OVER IRC WITH BOTS 07:01 < misspwn> THAT WOULD BE TERRIBLE D: 07:01 < nojeffre1> ENIX I DONT KNOW WHATS GOING ON 07:01 < ENIX> AYEITZABEE: I CAN DO THAT FOR YOU RIGHT NOW. DA NANA NA NANA. IT GOES AROUND THE WORLD DA NANA NA NANA 07:01 <+ktechmidas> MY LIFE IS BASICALLY CONSTANTLY BULLSHITTING MY WAY TO POSITIONS THEN BEING LIKE 'UH... SPLUNK? DID I SAY I KNOW THAT? *LOOKS AT CV* OH YEAH I'M AN EXPERT' 07:01 < Ayeitzabee> I HAVE NO CLUE WHAT YOU ARE SINGING ENIX 07:02 < ENIX> THUD THUD CLAP 07:02 < ENIX> THUD THUD CLAP 07:02 <+ktechmidas> LET ME JUST LOAD UP GOOGLE 07:02 <+ktechmidas> IN THIS BROWSER 07:02 <+ktechmidas> GIVE ME TEN MINUTES 07:02 <+ktechmidas> AND YOUR PROBLEM WILL GO AWAY 07:02 < ENIX> YOU SHOULD UPGRADE TO A 256K MODEM 07:02 < ENIX> INCREASED BAUD RATE MAKES A HUGE DIFFERENCE 07:02 < ENIX> FIND ONE THAT'S DAEHTIHS COMPLIANT 07:03 < Ayeitzabee> GOD DAMMIT WHY IS THE PROCURVE CLI CASE SENSITIVE 07:03 < ENIX> LOL IS IT 07:03 < misspwn> ENIX, I MADE THE MISTAKE TODAY EARLIER SAYING I HAD NOTHING TO DO AT WORK. THEN I ENDED UP HELPING PROJECTS TEAM DEPLOY 13 OUT OF 50 NEW THIN CLIENTS 07:04 < misspwn> THOSE INTEL NUC'S 07:04 < misspwn> PRETTY SLICK MACHINES THO 07:04 < ENIX> CAN YOU PLEASE DEPLOY ONE TO MY DESK KTHNXBAI 07:04 < Ayeitzabee> WELCOME BROTHER DAVID 07:04 < ENIX> DAVID ARE YOU A WAITER? 07:04 < ENIX> BECAUSE PEOPLE BE CALLING YOU CHECKDAVID 07:04 < misspwn> TBH I ENJOYED IT 07:04 < misspwn> IT GOT ME AWAY FROM MY DESK 07:05 < ENIX> MISSPWN BLASPHEMY 07:05 < ENIX> HP PROCURVE 2810-24G IS LESS THAN 100AUD NOW 07:05 < misspwn> YEAH PROJECTS TEAM IS A STEP IN A DIFFERENT DIRECTION THAN CONTINUING UP THE ADMIN CHAIN 07:05 < ENIX> I MIGHT GET A COUPLE FOR A TEST SETUP 07:06 < Ayeitzabee> ANYONE HAD ANY EXPERIENCE RUNNING NETGEAR SWITCHES? 07:06 < misspwn> I REPLACED A ANCIENT NETGEAR SWITCH WITH A UBIQUITY 07:06 < ENIX> AYEITZABEE I JUST SAID HP PROCURVE IS LESS THAN 100 GET ON BOARD 07:06 < ENIX> MISSPWN OI UBIQUITY IS THE BOMB 07:06 < Ayeitzabee> I WANNA REPLACE OUR PROCURVES WITH NETGEARS 07:06 < ENIX> I HAVE AN AP HERE THE SIZE OF AN A4 PIECE OF PAPER 07:07 < ENIX> SO FUTURISTIC 07:07 < misspwn> I FUCKING LOVE UBIQUITY 07:07 < genr8_> I CANT BELIEVE THIS IS STILL GOING 07:07 < misspwn> I HAVE A POE AP IN MY HALLWAY BECAUSE THE FUTURE 07:07 < misspwn> MY LITTLE SPACESHIP ON THE CEILING 07:07 < Ayeitzabee> GENR8_, TELL ME ABOUT IT 07:08 < misspwn> BUT SERIOUSLY THE WEB INTERFACE IS AMAZING 07:09 < misspwn> IF YOU WOULD HAVE ASKED ME YEARS AGO IT WOULD HAVE BEEN NETGEAR AND CISCO, NOW I'M ALL ABOUT THAT UBIQUITY AND WATCHGUARD LIFE 07:09 < genr8_> I LIKE WHEN SPACESHIP ROUTERS HAVE 17 ANTENNAS INSTEAD OF A FLYIN SAUCER 07:10 < ENIX> I should get a 90deg directional AP and set it up at home so that you have to stand smack bang in the middle of the house with your laptop to get a signal 07:10 < Ayeitzabee> DO THEY HAVE ANY 10GBASE-T MODELS? 07:10 < ENIX> OOPS SORRY GUYS 07:10 < Ayeitzabee> ENIX SHAME ON YOU FOR WHISPER 07:10 * ENIX WAS NAUGHTY 07:10 * Ayeitzabee SMACKS ENIX 07:10 * ENIX COWERS BEHIND LAYER-EIGHT 07:10 * layer-eight COWERS BEHIND ENIX 07:25 * jay-ros STANDS STRONG AND OFFERS ENIX BACKUP 07:25 < jay-ros> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=koJlIGDImiU 07:25 <+layer-eight> * jay-ros → YouTube → Enrique Iglesias - Hero → ⚘ 298,724,380 ↑ 1,015,944 ↓ 42,321 ✍ 59,010 07:25 < jay-ros> s/kiss/punch 07:47 < RPIFAN> misspwn, do u get depressed and sucidal 07:54 < MillerBOSS> HOLY SHIT RPIFAN 07:54 < MillerBOSS> SEE THE SHRINK :) 07:55 < RPIFAN> i do 07:55 < RPIFAN> i had 07:55 < RPIFAN> i have 07:56 < ENIX> MMPH 07:56 < ENIX> I AM NOT A FAN OF ZIMBRA... 07:56 < MillerBOSS> ██████╗ █████╗ ██████╗ ██╗ ██╗ ██████╗ ██████╗ ███╗ ███╗███████╗ ██████╗ █████╗ ██████╗██╗ ██╗ 07:56 < MillerBOSS> ██╔══██╗██╔══██╗██╔══██╗╚██╗ ██╔╝ ██╔════╝██╔═══██╗████╗ ████║██╔════╝ ██╔══██╗██╔══██╗██╔════╝██║ ██╔╝ 07:56 < MillerBOSS> ██████╔╝███████║██████╔╝ ╚████╔╝ ██║ ██║ ██║██╔████╔██║█████╗ ██████╔╝███████║██║ █████╔╝ 07:56 < MillerBOSS> ██╔══██╗██╔══██║██╔══██╗ ╚██╔╝ ██║ ██║ ██║██║╚██╔╝██║██╔══╝ ██╔══██╗██╔══██║██║ ██╔═██╗ 07:56 < MillerBOSS> ██████╔╝██║ ██║██████╔╝ ██║ ╚██████╗╚██████╔╝██║ ╚═╝ ██║███████╗ ██████╔╝██║ ██║╚██████╗██║ ██╗ 07:56 < MillerBOSS> ╚═════╝ ╚═╝ ╚═╝╚═════╝ ╚═╝ ╚═════╝ ╚═════╝ ╚═╝ ╚═╝╚══════╝ ╚═════╝ ╚═╝ ╚═╝ ╚═════╝╚═╝ ╚═╝ 07:56 < MillerBOSS> 07:56 < strive> What's with the caps? 07:56 < MillerBOSS> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hn-enjcgV1o 07:57 <+layer-eight> * MillerBOSS → YouTube → Player - Baby Come Back → ⚘ 52,688,207 ↑ 248,737 ↓ 8,480 ✍ 18,039 07:57 < MillerBOSS> TOPIC STRIVE 07:57 < MillerBOSS> :) 07:57 < strive> OH...OK 07:57 < strive> FUN. 08:01 < Ayeitzabee> IS IT CAPS ONLY WHILE IT IS TUESDAY FOR ME? WHAT IF SOMEONE ELSE IS STILL IN TUESDAY WHILE I AM ON WEDNESDAY? 08:02 < MillerBOSS> IT'LL BUFF OUT AYEITZABEE 08:02 < ENIX> AYEITZABEE WE HAVE DETERMINED THAT THIS EVENT RUNS BASED OF SYSTEM TIME 08:02 < ENIX> S/SYSTEM/SERVER 08:03 < MillerBOSS> s/TEM T/SERVER T 08:03 <+layer-eight> [SED MillerBOSS/ENIX] AYEITZABEE WE HAVE DETERMINED THAT THIS EVENT RUNS BASED OF SYSSERVER TIME 08:03 < MillerBOSS> NEEDS TO BE LOWER CASE S/ 08:04 < Ayeitzabee> WHAT IS THE CURRENT SERVER TIME BUT? 08:04 < Ayeitzabee> SHOULD JUST GO OFF UTC 08:04 < ENIX> 06064 08:04 < ENIX> 0604 08:05 < genr8_> dah he left. 08:05 < Ayeitzabee> GENR8_ SHAME ON YOUR FAMILY 08:05 < genr8_> i cant handle caps 08:06 < MillerBOSS> BANT 08:06 < Ayeitzabee> https://media1.tenor.com/images/0b42bbac58face82501335ecc4fce00a/tenor.gif?itemid=3479764 08:06 <+layer-eight> * Ayeitzabee → IMAGE/GIF Document, 2,541,533 bytes 08:09 < MillerBOSS> MAKE A WISH BBE 08:09 < MillerBOSS> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QIWtY7gzvA 08:09 <+layer-eight> * MillerBOSS → YouTube → Ambrosia - Biggest Part Of Me Live → ⚘ 3,905,783 ↑ 13,164 ↓ 349 ✍ 1,516 08:10 * MillerBOSS slaps layer-eight around a bit with a large trout 08:10 * layer-eight slaps MillerBOSS around a bit with a large trout 08:10 * MillerBOSS SLAPS LAYER-EIGHT AROUND A BIT WITH A LARGE TROUT 08:10 * layer-eight SLAPS MillerBOSS AROUND A BIT WITH A LARGE TROUT 08:10 < MillerBOSS> ;) 08:16 < ENIX> NOT GOING TO LIE 08:16 < TheTinker86> well this comcast+modem shit has been interesting 08:16 < ENIX> NOT FEELING SUPER CONFIDENT ABOUT MY EMAIL SERVERS 08:16 < ENIX> TINKER TOM PLEASE CHECK MOTD 08:16 < MillerBOSS> HAVE YOU TRIED TURNING IT OFF AND ON AGAIN ENIX? 08:16 < ENIX> I THINK I NEED TO SPEND SOME TIME HACKING AROUND WITH A TEST SYSTEM HM 08:16 < ENIX> DONT REALLY WANT TO PAY FOR IT THOUGH... 08:17 < TheTinker86> we have an MOTD? lol 08:17 < MiLLERBOSS> /TOPIC 08:17 < ENIX> WOOWWWWW TRAVOLTA LOOKS A LOT LIKE SWARTZANIGGER 08:17 < jay-ros> Hahahahaa the EA came over and asked our team "Did anyone order 8 wired beer from new zealand?" 08:17 < jay-ros> I said "that's a website, right? No, wait, that's 4cabling" 08:18 < jay-ros> ...then I realised that 8wired is the site we bought a thermometer for one of our server rooms 08:18 < TheTinker86> um /topic did nothing tho 08:18 < jay-ros> I asked "can I do this more often? I think Jack Daniels has a server rack" 08:18 < ENIX> IS 8WIRED 2X THE COMPARE 4CABLING IS? 08:18 < jay-ros> TheTinker86, I did my time 08:18 < TheTinker86> ok? 08:19 < jay-ros> enix _ no< only 1.3x> there"s a bottleneck from australia post 08:19 < ENIX> OH SHIT THANKS FOR REMINDING ME I NEED TO CHECK MY CUSTOMER RECIEVED HIS VAPE LOL 08:20 < jay-ros> eNIX - i"m still waiting on my delivery from vapewild>>> rocking on bare minimum at the moemnt for liquid :( 08:20 < ENIX> THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR NOT ORDERING FROM ME 08:20 < jay-ros> it"s stuck somewhere in chile or was quarantined for being too delicious in australia 08:20 < ENIX> JAY-ROS WHATS YOUR FAV FLAVOUR 08:20 < jay-ros> enix _ butterscotch 08:20 < jay-ros> but i like my nicotine! 08:20 < ENIX> YOU DONT HAVE ANY FOR YOURSELF? 08:21 < ENIX> YOU CANT ADD YOUR OWN NIC 08:21 < jay-ros> nah< i just order the stuff 120ml at a time 08:21 < ENIX> ARE YOU DANGEROUSLY LOW? 08:21 < jay-ros> nah< i"ve got some liquid i ordered from china (dekang) which was the stuff you could originally get before america let loose on it 08:22 < jay-ros> i have like 120ml left 08:22 < MiLLERBOSS> KISS ME 08:22 < MiLLERBOSS> KISS ME ALL OVER 08:22 < MiLLERBOSS> AND OVER AND AGAIN 08:22 < jay-ros> UNDER THE PALE BLUE MOONLIGHT 08:22 < MiLLERBOSS> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOAFDrgHufc 08:22 <+layer-eight> * MiLLERBOSS → YouTube → Exile - I Wanna Kiss You All Over (1978) (Better Version) → ⚘ 778,225 ↑ 8,941 ↓ 204 ✍ 395 → * Content Restrictions 08:22 < jay-ros> LEAD ME OUT ON THE MOONLIT FLOOR 08:23 < ENIX> JAY-ROS IF YOU GET SUPER DESPERATE I CAN SEND BUTTERSCOTCH EJUICE TO YOU IN WHATEVER MG YOU WANT 08:23 < ENIX> HOWEVER YOU HAVE TO PROMISE NEVER TO DOX ME LOL 08:23 < ENIX> AND IF ANYONE ASKS YOU SAY YOU HAD IT LYING AROUND FROM LAST YEAR AND DONT REMEMBER WHERE YOU GOT 08:23 < jay-ros> why would i want to bring down the house for something iv"e been using for so long?? 08:23 < jay-ros> you mean i bought it from us and i left it at your house 08:24 < jay-ros> the usa* 08:24 < ENIX> YEAH LOL 08:24 < jay-ros> i"ll give you a heads up :) 08:24 < ENIX> JUST LMK ON PM AND I'LL HAVE IT THERE IN TWO DAYS 08:24 < jay-ros> YOU WEAR THOSE SHOES AND I WILL WEAR THAT DRESS OOOOOH 08:24 < jay-ros> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YcNzHOBmk8 08:24 <+layer-eight> * jay-ros → YouTube → Sixpence None The Richer - Kiss Me (She's All That official music video) → ⚘ 40,605,089 ↑ 170,202 ↓ 3,620 ✍ 10,322 08:25 < MiLLERBOSS> I NEED HELP 08:26 < MiLLERBOSS> THATS THE FIRST THING TO DO RIGHT? 08:26 < MiLLERBOSS> SAY I NEED HELP 08:26 < jay-ros> you can do that i don"t mind 08:26 < MiLLERBOSS> ADMIT 08:26 < jay-ros> ah the first step is to admit there is a higher power 08:26 < MiLLERBOSS> I AM JUST JOKING AROUND 08:26 < MiLLERBOSS> LIKE I NEED MENTAL HELP IS WAHT I WAS GETTING AT 08:26 < MiLLERBOSS> LOL 08:26 < jay-ros> what"s your ailment< brother? 08:26 < jay-ros> oh right 08:27 < MiLLERBOSS> JAMMING OUT TO THESE SONGS AND ALL 08:27 < jay-ros> you want some music? 08:27 < MiLLERBOSS> https://itunes.apple.com/us/playlist/yacht-rock-essentials/pl.1870421bdeb74580831f17505e5d32d9 08:27 < MiLLERBOSS> I AM GOOD ^ 08:27 <+layer-eight> * MiLLERBOSS → ‎Yacht Rock Essentials by Apple Music Classic Rock on Apple Music 08:27 < MiLLERBOSS> YOU KNOW I WAS TIRED OF MY LADY 08:27 < jay-ros> YOU'D BEEN TOGETHER SO LONG? 08:28 < jay-ros> LIKE A WORN OUT RECORDING OF YOUR FAVOURITE SONG 08:28 < MiLLERBOSS> WOW YOU ARE GOOD JAY-ROS 08:28 < MiLLERBOSS> I WISH WANT ADS MADE A COME BACK 08:29 < MiLLERBOSS> PERSONAL ADS 08:29 < jay-ros> MILLERBOSS - NEXT SONG - CURTIS MAYFIELD MOVE ON UP 08:29 < jay-ros> THEN EARTH WIND AND FIRE LET'S GROOVE 08:30 < jay-ros> KOOL AND THE GANG HOLIDAY SWINGING 08:30 < MiLLERBOSS> https://millerboss.com/x/Screen-Shot-2018-07-10-01-29-58-2.png 08:30 <+layer-eight> * MiLLERBOSS → IMAGE/PNG; CHARSET=UTF-8 Document, 462,906 bytes 08:30 < jay-ros> BABY COME BACK - NICE 08:30 < MiLLERBOSS> YOU GOT SPOTIFY RIGHT? 08:30 < MiLLERBOSS> OBVIOUSLY 08:30 < jay-ros> YEAH 08:30 < MiLLERBOSS> https://v2.soundbounce.org/room/H1oNTgyzG 08:30 <+layer-eight> * MiLLERBOSS → Soundbounce 08:31 < jay-ros> HAHA COLLAB? 08:31 < MiLLERBOSS> YEAH 08:31 < MiLLERBOSS> DOOO IT 08:32 < MiLLERBOSS> MAKE SURE TO DISABLE CROSSFADING WHILE USING IT 08:33 < MiLLERBOSS> ANYONE IS FREE OT JOIN :) 08:33 < MiLLERBOSS> s/OT/TO 08:33 <+layer-eight> [SED MiLLERBOSS] ANYONE IS FREE TO JOIN :) 08:33 < _KaszpiR_> please use bigger font, we cannot see your messages 08:33 < MiLLERBOSS> I THINK THAT IS ON THE CLIENT SIDE. :) 08:34 < _KaszpiR_> yeah, on your side 08:34 < jay-ros> IS THIS JUST YOUR GROUP MILLER? 08:34 < MiLLERBOSS> YEAH FROM #MILLERBOSS BUT NO ONE USES IT 08:34 < MiLLERBOSS> BUT I CAN START AGAIN 08:36 < jay-ros> I'm using web version, how do I connect my music to the group? 08:36 < jay-ros> i.e. play from the group 08:36 < MiLLERBOSS> WEB VERSION OF SPOTIFY? 08:36 < jay-ros> yeah 08:37 < MiLLERBOSS> SEARCH AND CLICK ADD. 08:37 < MiLLERBOSS> AFTER YOU SIGNED IN WITH SPOTIFY 08:37 < jay-ros> I want to play what you're playing 08:37 < MiLLERBOSS> YOU MAY HAVE BEEN REDIRECTED TO HOME. SEE https://v2.soundbounce.org/room/H1oNTgyzG 08:37 <+layer-eight> * MiLLERBOSS → Soundbounce 08:37 < xe0n> eyes still bleeding.. 08:38 < jay-ros> grr soundbounce deactivated 08:38 < jay-ros> spotify playback was paused 08:40 < MiLLERBOSS> SO ITS NOT WORKING ERR WHAT? 08:40 < jay-ros> i'm working on it 08:40 * MiLLERBOSS NODS 08:40 < jay-ros> i usually have my mobile and bluetooth headphones playing 08:40 < jay-ros> ...there's a group in my wifi which allows youtube 08:41 < MiLLERBOSS> IT'LL ALL STILL WORK. SOUNDBOUNCE JUST SENDS THE SONG 08:41 < MiLLERBOSS> THIS USED TO BE BUILT IN SPOTIFY YEARS AGO WHEN IT WAS COOL BUT SPOTIFY REMOVED THEIR App Store :( 08:42 < MiLLERBOSS> OH IT WAS CALLED SOUNDROP 08:42 < MiLLERBOSS> THEN 08:43 < MiLLERBOSS> http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-79eMlIyYoJ4/T7DFNAwf7jI/AAAAAAAACC8/7nD2pXldZko/s1600/Screen+Shot+2012-05-14+at+09.32.10.png 08:43 <+layer-eight> * MiLLERBOSS → IMAGE/PNG Document, 471,206 bytes 08:44 < MiLLERBOSS> THIS IS THE 2ND VERSION OF IT https://github.com/pdaddyo/soundbounce-v2 08:44 <+layer-eight> * MiLLERBOSS → GitHub → pdaddyo → soundbounce-v2 → Soundbounce - listen to Spotify together → @ ~ 2 months ago → JavaScript → ✡ 41 → Forks: 8 → ☹ 30 08:45 < jay-ros> I don't think it's going to work 08:45 < MiLLERBOSS> I SEE YOU THERE 08:45 < MiLLERBOSS> YOU ADDED A SONG 08:45 < jay-ros> it's not passing the message over to spotify from soundbounce 08:45 < jay-ros> so i can interact but not playback 08:46 < MiLLERBOSS> CLICK THE PLAY BUTTON THE TOP ALBUM 08:46 < MiLLERBOSS> ABOVE NEXT UP 08:46 < jay-ros> yeh windows pops up and says "SO SAD" 08:46 < MiLLERBOSS> CHROME? 08:47 < jay-ros> https://pasteboard.co/HtLUdxS.png 08:47 <+layer-eight> * jay-ros → Pasteboard — Uploaded Image 08:47 < jay-ros> just that over and over 08:47 < jay-ros> chrome and edge 08:47 < jay-ros> prob firewall 08:47 < MiLLERBOSS> CLICK THE PC/SPEAKER ICON 08:47 < MiLLERBOSS> TOP LEFT 08:47 < MiLLERBOSS> YOU SHOUDL GET AN OPTION FOR PLAYER 08:48 < jay-ros> oh yeah, I get thatf ar 08:48 < jay-ros> that's where I get the issue 08:48 < MiLLERBOSS> MAYBE BECAUSE OF WEB SPOTIFY PLAYER? 08:48 < jay-ros> https://pasteboard.co/HtLUFfi.png 08:48 <+layer-eight> * jay-ros → Pasteboard — Uploaded Image 08:48 < jay-ros> I closed web 08:49 < MiLLERBOSS> YOU CAN CLICK SECURE IN URL BAR AND DISABLE NOTIFICATIONS IF ANYTHING TO TROUBLESHOOT 08:49 < jay-ros> I'M GETTING AN 'IT'S NOT GOING TO WORK' FEELING 08:49 < MiLLERBOSS> AWWWWWWWWWWW 08:49 < jay-ros> SAD JAY-ROS 08:49 < jay-ros> ALTHOUGH i JUST REALISED JIMMY EAT WORLD HAS A NEW SINGLE 08:50 < MiLLERBOSS> THE SPEAKER EVEN GIVES ME OPTION TO PLAY ON ECHO AND OTHER MACHINE THAT HAS SPOTIFY OPEN 08:50 < jay-ros> IT'S MOST LIKELY THE OFFICE ENVIRONMENT I'M GETTING THE ISSUE 08:51 < MiLLERBOSS> OK 08:53 < genr8_> have you tried turning it off and then back on again? 08:53 < jay-ros> OHHHH SPOTIFY PREMIUM REQUIRED 08:55 < jay-ros> oh fuck... 08:55 < jay-ros> I just realised what it was... 08:56 < MiLLERBOSS> SEND ME YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS I'LL HOOK YA UP 08:56 < jay-ros> it's ok, I had an original account 08:56 < MiLLERBOSS> WHATS THAT MEAN? 08:56 < jay-ros> and set a new one up when i had a screwup, just need to work out my account login 08:56 < MiLLERBOSS> OH. WELL IF YOU WANT PREMIUM I CAN ADD YOU 08:58 < jay-ros> I'm in 08:58 < jay-ros> I can see my head 09:02 < jay-ros> I CLOOOOSEEEE MYYYYYYY EYYYYYEEEEESSSSSS 09:02 < jay-ros> ONNLLY FOR A MOMMENT THEN THE MOMENT'S GONE 09:04 < MiLLERBOSS> Doo it 09:04 < MiLLERBOSS> WHOOPS 09:04 < MiLLERBOSS> DOOO IT 09:04 < jay-ros> It's playing on mine right now? 09:04 < jay-ros> you're getting it too? 09:04 < MiLLERBOSS> I UPVOTED IT 09:04 < jay-ros> nice 09:05 < MiLLERBOSS> PUSH BUTTONS. YOU'LL FIGURE IT OUT. THE SEARCH IS A TINY BIT BUGGY BUT IF YOU TYPE SLOWER OR START OVER IT WORKS 09:05 < jay-ros> yeah I've figured it out :) 09:05 < jay-ros> upvote hay ya 09:05 < jay-ros> :) 09:05 < jay-ros> nice 09:06 < jay-ros> Oh man, I"M SAILING AWAY>>> SAILING OPEN COURSE TO THE VIRGIN SEAS 09:06 < MiLLERBOSS> LOL 09:06 < MiLLERBOSS> NOW WE JUST NEED MORE PEOPLE 09:07 < jay-ros> I JUST FAVOURITED THE WEBSITE IN ALL CAPS 09:07 < MiLLERBOSS> PERFECT 09:44 < jumi> morning 10:10 <+ktechmidas> Anyone here know where I can hire some good freelancers? 10:17 < MiLLERBOSS> TO DO WHAT? 10:23 < MikeSeth> TO FREE LANCE 10:24 <+ktechmidas> I need them to edit a whitepaper 10:24 <+ktechmidas> we have a draft that's been bastardized 10:24 <+ktechmidas> written by someone not quite fluent in English 10:25 < MiLLERBOSS> UPWORK MAYBE 10:29 <+ktechmidas> MiLLERBOSS, jeez these guys are expensive 10:29 <+ktechmidas> :o 10:30 < MiLLERBOSS> THE FEES? 10:30 <+ktechmidas> no the people 10:30 <+ktechmidas> blockchain people 10:30 < MiLLERBOSS> OH. MAYBE THEY KNOW THEIR WORTH? 10:30 <+ktechmidas> Aye I'm not going to complain too much 10:46 < MB_Adriaan> ANYONE DOING SOMETHING NOTEWORTHY THIS COMING SYSADMIN-DAY? 10:46 < MiLLERBOSS> WORKING 10:47 < MiLLERBOSS> THATS NOTEWORTHY IN MY BOOK 10:47 < MB_Adriaan> I SEE. NO AUTOMATION FOR A DAY 10:48 < Pebbles5> Sys Admin day Partay? 10:48 < MikeSeth> ARE WE HAVING AN ALL CAPS DAY 10:50 < MiLLERBOSS> YES. SEE TOPIC :) 10:50 < Pebbles5> hmm I am gonna read about CoreOS 10:50 < Pebbles5> YEP 10:51 < Pebbles5> SORRY, I AM NEW HERE :) 10:54 < Pebbles5> Firefox is using way more CPU and Ram than Chrome 10:54 < Pebbles5> how times have changed 10:55 < Pebbles5> I FORGOT AGAIN 10:58 < Pebbles5> COREOS VS RANCHEROS? WHATS THE DIFFERENCE? 10:59 < Pebbles5> ALSO NOW THAT RED HAT OWNS CORE OS, WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO PROJECT ATOMIC? 11:00 < Pebbles5> LOOKS LIKE NOBODY IS ACTIVE 11:17 < MB_Adriaan> I DO NOT HAVE MUCH TO COMMENT WITH REGARDS TO WHAT KIND OF CONTAINER OPTIMIZED OS RED HAT WILL DELEVOP 11:26 < Popzi> YES ME NEITHER I DO NOT HAVE MUCH TO COMMENT ABOUT THAT 11:27 < Hatsjoe> Its not yet October 22nd 11:34 < MikeSeth> systemd managing containers in 3...2... 11:51 < FenJai> What is systemd doing with them MikeSeth ? 11:51 < jumi> guys, do you think 10gb is "excessive use" of shared storage? 11:52 < jumi> mind you it's a folder shared by 5 people 11:55 < FenJai> 10GB for what ? 11:55 < jumi> FenJai: documentation, some software, etc 11:56 < FenJai> 10Gb is nothing I guess. Depends on who is using it and how much % of the drive it takes up 11:56 < jumi> well 11:56 < jumi> it's excessive use according to my IT team 11:57 < jumi> I mean - google gives you a fucking terabyte for 120 a year 11:57 < jumi> and they can't spare 10 fucking gigs? 12:00 < FenJai> Yeah, data is cheap. I think its a little silly 12:01 < FenJai> If it was something like outlook PST files, maybe but even so 12:08 < CoJaBo> FenJai: I managed to create a 382TB file by accident once 12:09 < CoJaBo> Really tho, it depends on how much you're expected to use 12:13 < FenJai> How did you manage that CoJaBo ? 12:14 < FenJai> Im trying to think of 1. what enviroment could do that and 2. how you would store it 12:14 < ny0x> dongers 12:16 < CoJaBo> FenJai: Typo. I left a stray | in a config file 12:25 < JFDkthx> im so tired 12:25 < MiLLERBOSS> ITS TIME TO WAKE UP THEN 12:26 < MiLLERBOSS> OR GO BACK TO BED SUCKA 12:26 < JFDkthx> MiLLERBOSS: work started at 530 12:26 < MiLLERBOSS> TAKE A NAP 12:26 < JFDkthx> i hate myself for it 12:26 < MiLLERBOSS> LOVE YOURSELF JFDKTHX 12:26 < JFDkthx> MiLLERBOSS: cant, gotta go to other building to finish up my clean room and esd training 12:27 < MiLLERBOSS> CALL IN A FAKE VIRUS ATTACK 12:27 < JFDkthx> lol 12:27 < JFDkthx> 'IM GONNA RANSOMWARE YOUR NETWORK LOLZ' 12:27 < MiLLERBOSS> WELL JUST PRETEND SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO 12:30 < JFDkthx> NOTHING LIKE SIRACHIA ON A SAUSAGE EGG AND CHEESE BISCUIT TO GET THE GEARS ROLLING 12:30 < ender|> fun problem with HP ProBook 650 G4: if you insert a NVMe drive with 4k sectors, it'll freeze during POST 12:30 < MiLLERBOSS> FOOD SOUNDS GOOD RIGHT NOW 12:36 < threwahway_> any good rpg to play at work? 12:36 < threwahway_> XD 12:40 < squealingcode> CAPS ONLY. HOW NICE 12:42 < JFDkthx> threwahway_: dungeon crawl stone soup 12:42 < MikeSeth> THIS WILL ALMOST CERTAINLY END WELL 12:43 < JFDkthx> pretty sure it's in the epel repos as crawl and crawl-tiles 12:43 < squealingcode> NOT 12:48 < threwahway_> o i have a desktop with a gpu. looking for actual titles :P kind odd looking through games these days, everything is the same as 1999 lol 12:51 < threwahway_> everything is just baulders gate zzzzzzzzzz 12:55 < Nightcinder> reading comments on an indiegogo is fun 12:55 < Nightcinder> https://i.imgur.com/u4gx8c9.png 12:55 <+layer-eight> * Nightcinder → IMGUR Image → Image/png → 6 minutes ago → 705x368 → ⚘ 5 12:56 < Nightcinder> this isn't even a brand new company or startup or anything 12:56 < Nightcinder> they're a well established company that doesn't give a fuck 13:11 < Pebbles5> OFFTOPIC 13:12 < Pebbles5> ;) 13:19 < Pebbles5> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcqadVcbX-w 13:19 <+layer-eight> * Pebbles5 → YouTube → ATMOSPHERES: Network Server Room → ⚘ 55,268 ↑ 309 ↓ 17 ✍ 17 13:27 < JFDkthx> do noise cancelling headphones work in server rooms 13:27 < JFDkthx> i mean its all white noise right? 13:27 < catbeard> that's racist 13:27 < FenJai> The main thing is its repetitive noise 13:28 < JFDkthx> catbeard: i was raised the same way my grandfather was 13:28 < JFDkthx> correctly 13:28 < catbeard> the republican way 13:28 < catbeard> but to answer your question, yes it does work, but good luck taking a call in a cage 13:29 < catbeard> SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH hello? SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH can't hear u.. SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 13:32 < JFDkthx> dont need to take a call 13:32 < JFDkthx> just need something to drown out fans 13:32 < JFDkthx> i've got iems and ear pro right now. but that doesnt stop the high pitch sound from fans. 13:32 < catbeard> turn da volume up 13:32 < catbeard> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NGu9NHyMak 13:32 < JFDkthx> not listening to anything 13:32 <+layer-eight> * catbeard → YouTube → FULL Armin v Buuren-The Sound Of Goodbye (EDX Indian Summer Remix) → ⚘ 29,717 ↑ 269 ↓ 2 ✍ 15 13:33 < JFDkthx> just trying to take a nap 13:40 < Pebbles5> 2015 CALLED ;) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HF4hJ_2aNg8 13:40 <+layer-eight> * Pebbles5 → YouTube → Shia LaBeouf Just Do It Make Your Dreams Come True Ultimate Remix 1 Hour → ⚘ 2,014,561 ↑ 25,778 ↓ 559 ✍ 2,603 14:00 < asimon> GOOD MORNING MY FRIENDS 14:00 < thatdoodle> GOOD AFTERNOON 14:01 < catbeard> and if i don't see ya 14:15 < estranger> Good day, gentlemen 14:15 < asimon> HI 14:16 < MB_Adriaan> ¡GOOD DAY! 14:17 < Nightcinder> day bad 14:17 < Nightcinder> night good 14:19 < MB_Adriaan> CAPS BETTER 14:20 < MB_Adriaan> CAPS NIGHT AND DAY 14:23 < onenerdyguy> mornin 14:28 < Nightcinder> i can't stop yawning 14:30 <@systemdee> that usually means you are tired 14:31 < Nightcinder> apparently people also yawn if they are hungry 14:31 <@systemdee> that ususally means you need food 14:41 < JFDkthx> i just woke up from a nap, wherein i was having a nightmare that i was napping and couldnt wake up 14:41 < catbeard> to some that's a dream come true 14:42 < JFDkthx> i was taking a test and couldnt wake up. i kept trying to get the attention of my neihbors but they wouldnt wake up up either. 14:43 < corn266> CAPS ONLY TUESDAY 14:46 < cantibot> good morning crew 14:47 < corn266> IT'S CAPS ONLY TUESDAY CANTIBOT CAN'T YOU READ 14:47 < cantibot> Say, does anyone know what the k12 sysadmin IRC channel is named? 14:47 < cantibot> LOL BETTER?! 14:47 < corn266> MUCH 14:47 < cantibot> IS THIS A THING NOW? I AM JUST GETTING BACK FROM VACAY SO I'VE BEEN OUT A FEW WEEKS. 14:48 < corn266> I'M NOT SURE BUT CRYPTIC1 SET THE TOPIC SO WE MUST FOLLOW HIS RULES 14:49 < JFDkthx> IM SURE HE WAS DRUNK AND WILL REGRET THIS 14:49 < jumi> WHY IS EVERYONE SCREAMING IM FREAKING OUT 14:51 < corn266> HEY JFDKTHX WHAT IS A DCC NUMBER IN REFERENCE TO A PLACE SENDING STUFF 14:58 < humpax> IM LOUD HOWARD 14:59 < corn266> HIYA LOUD HOWARD 15:00 < humpax> SO WHATS UP corn266 ? 15:00 < corn266> NOT MUCH humpax JUST WONDERING WHY SOMEONE WOULD SEND US A DCC # 15:00 < humpax> WHAT IS A DCC #? 15:00 < humpax> DIRECT CONNECT C-SOMETHING? 15:00 < corn266> THAT'S PART OF THE MYSTERY~~~~ 15:01 <+giant_it_burrit> stop yelling 15:01 <+giant_it_burrit> no one cares 15:01 <+giant_it_burrit> your all going to die 15:01 < corn266> IT'S CAPS ONLY TUESDAY YOU FAGGOT 15:01 < MikeSeth> SON 15:01 < corn266> DAD? 15:01 < humpax> YEAH giant_it_burrit DIDN´T YOU READ THE MOTD? 15:02 <+giant_it_burrit> blow me 15:02 * humpax blows me 15:02 < humpax> Racecar backards is racecaR 15:03 < FenJai> Everyone in this chat: https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/dilbert/images/5/56/Loud_Howard.jpg 15:03 <+layer-eight> * FenJai → IMAGE/JPEG Document, 13,273 bytes 15:04 < humpax> Yet a racecar usually only drives one way, whilst a train can go either way.. shouldn´t trains have a palindrome name? 15:04 < catbeard> niart 15:04 < catbeard> kind of onomotopoeia 15:12 < estranger> god this guy is like tits on a bull.. fucking useless 15:15 <+giant_it_burrit> ceo wantedan apple pencil 15:15 <+giant_it_burrit> its a mail only connector 15:15 <+giant_it_burrit> *male 15:15 <+giant_it_burrit> a pencil i have to recharge 15:15 <+giant_it_burrit> dafaq 15:20 <+AnonymooseReddtr> WOOOO 15:21 < khelpw> The pen for the MS surface isn't rechargeable at all. It just takes 1x AAAA battery. 15:21 < khelpw> Did you know those were a thing? Cause I didn't til I had to get one. 15:21 <+AnonymooseReddtr> yep 15:21 <+AnonymooseReddtr> also there is a power switch 15:21 < estranger> wtf aaaa 15:21 < estranger> AAAA is ipv6 to me 15:21 < estranger> not a god damn battery 15:21 <+AnonymooseReddtr> estranger yep 15:21 <+AnonymooseReddtr> AAAA like CRYPTIC1's titties lol 15:22 < estranger> GET OFF MY LAWN 15:22 < int0x1C8> the surface pen is actually pretty good 15:22 < estranger> bootlicker 15:22 <+AnonymooseReddtr> int0x1C8 yeah it is 15:22 < int0x1C8> just the right amount of weight 15:22 < int0x1C8> the 4th gen ones are best 15:23 < Blinky_> Afternoon all, quick question, our live webserver (centos6) is showing 6 copies of /sbin/mingetty (tty1-6), what is it? We log into the command line using only putty but there are not six connections to the server at the moment. Is it anything to be concerned about or is it normal? 15:23 < int0x1C8> the UN security council is monitoring you 15:23 < Blinky_> For real? Better get my tin hat :) 15:24 < JollyRgrs> SERIOUSLY, CAN YOU GUYS NOT READ THE SIGN? 15:24 * JollyRgrs POINTS TO THE TOPIC 15:24 < corn266> https://www.linuxquestions.org/questions/linux-newbie-8/what-is-sbin-mingetty-288342/ 15:24 <+layer-eight> * corn266 → What is /sbin/mingetty? 15:24 * JollyRgrs POINTS STERNLY 15:24 < int0x1C8> FUCK YOU 15:24 < khelpw> int0x1C8: I actually rather like it too. 15:24 < JollyRgrs> THANK YOU FOR YOUR COOPERATION, int0x1C8 15:24 < int0x1C8> RABBLE RABBLE 15:25 < bobbeh> good morning nerds 15:25 < Blinky_> WELL THATS JUST RUDE. NOT A FAN OF SHOUTING 15:25 <+giant_it_burrit> JollyRgrs: do you really need me to yell? 15:25 * AnonymooseReddtr POINTS HIS MIDDLE FINGER AT JollyRgrs 15:25 < JollyRgrs> giant_it_burrit: TODAY.... YES 15:25 < JollyRgrs> bobbeh: PLEASE SPEAK UP, WE CAN'T HEAR YOU 15:25 <+giant_it_burrit> THIS IS MY DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 15:25 < khelpw> I will not be swayed 15:25 < Blinky_> fROM WHAT i CAN TELL IT IS THE VIRTUAL TERMINALS YOU GET WHEN PRESSING CTRL+ALT+f1-6 BUT WE ONLY LOG IN USING PUTTY 15:25 <+giant_it_burrit> GOALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL 15:26 <+AnonymooseReddtr> giant_it_burrit? 15:26 < bobbeh> JollyRgrs: calm your tits man it's only 9:26 15:26 < bobbeh> every calm tehf down 15:26 <+giant_it_burrit> AnonymooseReddtr: COME TO DISCORD. ALL WILL MAKE SENSE 15:26 < corn266> Blinky_, IT SEEMS LIKE MINGETTY HAS A DEFAULT NUMBER OF PROCESSES WHICH IS 6 15:26 < JollyRgrs> bobbeh: LOL, IT'S CAPS ONLY TUESDAY!! CAN'T YOU READ THE SIGN? 15:26 < int0x1C8> NO 15:26 < bobbeh> discord lol what are you a bunch of 12 year olds 15:26 <+AnonymooseReddtr> giant_it_burrit - no discord on my work PC :( 15:26 <+AnonymooseReddtr> lol 15:26 <+AnonymooseReddtr> bobbeh - i use discord for gaming? 15:26 < JollyRgrs> Blinky_: I WAS ABOUT TO SAY THE SAME THING AS corn266, IT MIGHT DEFAULTLY MAKE THOSE CONNECTIONS? 15:26 < Blinky_> corn266, SO IT IS NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT? 15:26 < bobbeh> gross 15:27 < JollyRgrs> bobbeh: YEAH... WE'RE A BUNCH OF GROWN (SOMETIMES OLD) MEN WHO LIKE TO GAME, TOO 15:27 < JollyRgrs> GOTTA DESTRESS SOMEHOW 15:27 < JollyRgrs> DISCORD IS BAD, I DON'T LIKE IT, BUT IT IS WHAT EVERYONE USES 15:27 < corn266> Blinky_, NOT THAT I'M AWARE OF, BUT IF YOU SEE THE LINK I POSTED EARLIER IT TELLS YOU HOW TO CHANGE THE NUMBER OF PROCESSES 15:27 < Blinky_> corn266CHEERS. 15:27 <+giant_it_burrit> JollyRgrs: ONLY killdash9 IS PART OF THAT 15:28 < int0x1C8> WAT IS DISCURD 15:28 < asimon> HOW IS IT ONLY 9:30 15:28 < JollyRoger`> Eewww discord. 15:29 < bobbeh> slack is for adults discord is for children 15:29 < JollyRgrs> JollyRoger`: PLS READ TOPIC 15:29 < JollyRgrs> bobbeh: SLACK IS FOR LOSERS 15:29 < JollyRgrs> IRC OR DIE 15:29 < asimon> `BOFH 15:29 <+layer-eight> BOFH Small animal kamikaze attack on power supplies 15:29 < bobbeh> irc is for leet people 15:29 < JollyRgrs> OR MSFT TEAMS B/C THAT'S WHAT MY COMPANY WILL BE FORCING EVERYONE TO USE SOON ENOUGH 15:29 < int0x1C8> HELP A MOUSE GOT SHREDDED BY MY PSU FAN 15:29 < JollyRgrs> bobbeh: OBV. YOU ARE NOT VERY LEET SINCE YOU CAN'T TYPE IN CAPS LIKE EVERYONE ELSE 15:30 < JollyRgrs> int0x1C8: WAIT... AS IN A MAMMAL MOUSE? 15:30 < JollyRgrs> ... 15:30 < int0x1C8> YES THE KIND WITH WHISKERS 15:30 < JollyRoger`> Ah, sorry. 15:30 < JollyRgrs> EEK! (THE CAT?) 15:30 < int0x1C8> NO RODENTS HAVE THOSE TOO 15:30 < JollyRgrs> JollyRoger`: WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU 15:31 < JollyRgrs> I'VE BEEN AWAY FOR SO LONG, I'VE BEEN AWAY FOR SO LONG. I LET YOU GO FOR SO LONG 15:31 < JollyRgrs> IT'S A NICE DAY TO... START AGAIN 15:31 < int0x1C8> THE BOTTOM OF MY PC LOOKS LIKE SOMETHING FROM A LOVECRAFT NOVEL 15:31 < JollyRgrs> IT'S A... NICE DAY FOR A... WHITE WEDDING 15:31 < estranger> stop fucking yelling 15:31 < JollyRgrs> IT'S A NICE DAY TO.... STAAAAART AAGAAAAAAAAIINNNNN 15:31 < Nightcinder> HELLO ESTRANGER 15:31 < estranger> settle down children 15:32 < JollyRgrs> estranger: I'M NOT YELLING, IT'S JUST CAPS ONLY TUESDAY 15:32 < Nightcinder> HOW ARE YOU THIS MORNING? 15:32 < JollyRoger`> CAPS ONLY TUESDAY 15:32 < Polsaker> YES 15:33 < estranger> IF YOU CANT BEAT THEM, JOIN THEM 15:33 < JollyRgrs> :) THAT'S THE SPIRIT 15:33 < JollyRoger`> HEHEHEHE THAT IS AWESOME THERE WE GO. 15:33 < JollyRgrs> I'M A GENIE IN A BOTTLE. 15:33 < estranger> I STILL HATE EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU THOUGH 15:33 < JollyRgrs> YOU GOTTA RUB ME THE RIGHT WAY 15:33 < int0x1C8> RUB ME THE RIGHT WAY 15:34 < JollyRoger`> THIS REMINDS ME OF THE US NAVY'S SYSTEM WHICH COULD ONLY TRANSMIT IN CAPITAL LETTERS, AND HOW EVERYONE THOUGHT THAT EVERYONE ELSE WAS YELLING ALL THE TIME. 15:34 < int0x1C8> JollyRgrs O/\O 15:34 < JollyRgrs> I THOUGHT I WAS ON GUILTY PLEASURES RADIO STATION... NOPE.... CLASSIC KARAOKE 15:35 < JollyRgrs> JollyRoger`: I JUST THOUGHT IT WAS BECAUSE ONLY DRILL SGTS SENT THE COMMS 15:37 < JollyRgrs> I GOTTA BE CAREFUL, NEARLY SENT A LYNC MSG IN ALL CAPS TO SOMEONE AT WORK 15:37 < JollyRgrs> LOL 15:38 < estranger> 100~ IN VI IS YOUR FRIEND 15:39 < felda> Raise your dongers! 15:39 < TAPOXI> DID SOMEONE SAY CAPS ONLY TUESDAY 15:39 < felda> OH MY BAD 15:39 < felda> RAISE YOUR DONGERS 15:39 < felda> ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ 15:40 < CORN266> ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ 15:40 < CORN266> DID YOU GET SNORT FINE-TUNED FELDA ? 15:40 < JOLLYRGRS> I AM WONDER MIKE AND I LIKE TO SAY HELLO 15:40 < FELDA> CORN266 ABOUT AS GOOD AS IT IS GONNA GET 15:40 < BronzeEagle> GOOD MORNING 15:41 < JOLLYRGRS> estranger: WHAT'S 100~ IN VI DO? 15:41 < FELDA> FINALLY GOT MY FRIENDS TO PLAY ROCKET LEAGUE WITH ME AND THEY ARE ENJOYING IT 15:41 < SynMonger> my caps lock is broken 15:41 < JollyRoger`> JOLLYRGRS: THAT WOULD NOT SURPRISE ME IN THE SLIGHTEST. 15:41 < JOLLYRGRS> FELDA: NICE! 15:41 < Hatter> wHY IS EVERYONE TYPING IN CAPS? 15:41 < FELDA> BETTER THAN THEM WANTING TO PLAY PUBG AND GETTING MAD AT ALL THE BUGS 15:41 < estranger> SWAPS THE CAPITOLZATION FOR THE NEXT 100 CHARACTERS 15:41 < JOLLYRGRS> SynMonger: PLEASE TO BE HOLDING SHIFT KEY UNTIL HELP DESK CAN REPLACE YOUR KEYBOARD 15:41 < JollyRoger`> HATTRR BECAUSE ITS ALLCAPS TUESDAY! 15:41 < JOLLYRGRS> estranger: NICE 15:41 < INT0X1C8> WEEEEEEEEE 15:42 < JOLLYRGRS> Hatter: /TOPIC PLS 15:42 <@CRYPTIC1> MORNING 15:42 < CORN266> MORNING 15:42 < estranger> god I can't take it 15:42 < FELDA> CRYPTIC1 YOU LEFT ME +Q ALL WEEKEND 15:42 < estranger> its so ugly 15:42 < syere> I AM PARTICIPATING! 15:42 < estranger> like your mothers 15:42 < Hatter> ALL FUCKING DAY? 15:42 < estranger> lowercase is the best case 15:42 < CORN266> TUESDAY IS USUALLY ABOUT A DAY LONG 15:42 <@CRYPTIC1> PLEASE ITS CAPS ONLY TUESDAY 15:43 < estranger> no, it is not 15:43 < FELDA> DID ANY OF YOU GUYS GET BANNED IN THE SNAPPENING? 15:43 < CORN266> I DID 15:43 < JollyRoger`> THE WHAT? 15:43 <@CRYPTIC1> READ THE TOPIC 15:43 < JOLLYRGRS> /KICK estranger 15:43 < estranger> no 15:43 < Hatter> ESTRANGER HAS CAPS LOCK ON HE'S JUST HOLDING DOWN SHIFT NOW 15:43 < FELDA> I DIDN'T :( 15:43 < estranger> fight the man 15:43 < CORN266> SUX2SUCC 15:43 <@CRYPTIC1> HATTER I KNEW IT! 15:43 < JOLLYRGRS> estranger: WE'RE TRYING TO HIDE _YOUR_ UGLY... IT IS HELPING 15:43 < estranger> i got double caps lock on 15:44 < estranger> JOLLYRGRS, I am beautiful... no matter what they say 15:44 < estranger> your words cant bring me down! 15:44 < JOLLYRGRS> BUT STICKS AND STONES CAN 15:44 * JOLLYRGRS TOSSES ROCKS AT estranger'S SHINS 15:44 < CORN266> LETS GET EM 15:44 < estranger> no, they can break my bones 15:45 < JOLLYRGRS> THAT'LL BRING YOU DOWN IF I BREAK YOUR SHIN 15:45 < estranger> hmm.. valid point 15:46 < INT0X1C8> row row fight the powah 15:46 < estranger> woot i gotta spin up 70 clusters today, 210 VMs... glad its not my account :D 15:47 < FELDA> SORRY estranger THOSE ARE ALL MY MINECRAFT SERVERS 15:47 < estranger> sounds legit 15:50 < MikeSeth> what mail clients do you use for your users beside outlook? 15:51 < estranger> chrome :) 15:51 < CORN266> THUNDER-FIRE-COUGAR-BIRD 15:51 < INT0X1C8> CARRIER PIGEON 15:51 < MikeSeth> thunderbird is provisioning headache 15:52 < Hatter> when am I getting my fancy keycap from massdrop that I ordered LIKE A YEAR AGO 15:53 < JOLLYRGRS> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-DpRcxK_N8 15:53 <+layer-eight> * JOLLYRGRS → YouTube → Quad City Dj's - C'Mon 'N Ride It (The Train) → ⚘ 6,203,377 ↑ 28,638 ↓ 1,051 ✍ 2,158 15:53 < CORN266> THEY'RE PROBABLY STILL MANUFACTURING IT 15:54 < JOLLYRGRS> YEAH, IT'S EITHER OUTLOOK OR WEB BROWSER IN MY OPINION 15:54 < JOLLYRGRS> Hatter: WHEN YOU START TYPING IN CAPS LIKE A GOOD BOY 15:54 < JOLLYRGRS> MASSDROP WILL MAKE DAT ASS DROP 15:57 < ekaj> `bofh 15:57 <+layer-eight> BOFH Redundant acls. 15:57 < ekaj> you guys are still talking in caps? lmao you were last night too 15:58 < JOLLYRGRS> ekaj: IT IS ALL EXPLAINED IN THE TOPIC 15:58 < CORN266> CAN ANYONE RECOMMEND A KEYBOARD LIKE https://www.amazon.com/Mistel-Ergonomic-Mechanical-Keyboard-Switches/dp/B01KN6LBDU?th=1 BUT IS 100% 15:58 < Hatter> let's be like jake and have type everything backwards day 15:58 < EKAJ> TAHT OD UOY DLUOW YHW 15:59 < EKAJ> REEEEEEEEEEEEE 16:00 < JOLLYRGRS> EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER 16:00 < JOLLYRGRS> LIVE A VIRGIN 16:00 <+giant_it_burrit> racecar 16:00 < JOLLYRGRS> TUTTSED FOR THE VERY FIRST TINE 16:00 <+giant_it_burrit> JOLLYRGRS: what drugs are you on? 16:00 < JOLLYRGRS> giant_it_burrit: SO CLOSE... BUT YOU FORGOT AND TYPED IN LOWER CASE 16:00 < JOLLYRGRS> I'M ON LIFE MAN 16:01 < JOLLYRGRS> LIFE IS A DRUG AND I'M HIGH ON IT 16:01 < JOLLYRGRS> LIFE IS ALSO A HIGHWAY 16:01 < JOLLYRGRS> AND I'M GONNA RIDE IT ALL NIGHT LONG 16:01 * CRYPTIC1 SMIRKS 16:01 < estranger> hate you all, still 16:02 <@systemdee> JOLLYRGRS, thats what she said 16:02 <@systemdee> also title of your sex tape 16:02 < JOLLYRGRS> systemdee: WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU 16:02 < JOLLYRGRS> systemdee: ALSO TITLE OF YOUR SEX TAPE (B/C YOU LIKE THAT DUCT TAPE) 16:02 <@CRYPTIC1> PLEASE SPEAK UP SYSTEMDEE 16:03 < Hatter> I PREDICT THIS CAPS THING WILL BE FINISHED BY 12PM EST 16:03 < JOLLYRGRS> MORE LIKE SYSTEMDEEDEEDEE 16:03 < JOLLYRGRS> AMIRITE? 16:03 < Hatter> BUT IN SAYING THAT ITS ALMOST LIKE A CHALLENGE 16:03 < JOLLYRGRS> HIT STARTED ABOUT MIDNIGHT edt 16:03 < JOLLYRGRS> S/HIT/IT 16:04 < humpax> JOLLYRGRS: DID YOU MEAN EDT? ADMIT IT YOU HELD SHIFT WHILE TYPING 'EDT' 16:04 < JOLLYRGRS> humpax: I ABS. DID, IT WAS A BLUNDER AND I DIDN'T CORRECT THAT TO TRY AND NOT DRAW ATTENTION TO IT 16:04 < JOLLYRGRS> I HAVE FAILED 16:04 < humpax> YOU GOT CAPSLOCK ON YOU WANKER, REAL MLG CAPSTYPERS HOLD SHIFT 16:05 < FELDA> FUCK YOU MY PINKY IS STRONG 16:05 < humpax> I CANT EVEN 16:05 < CORN266> HERE EKAJ I MADE YOU A THING https://pastebin.com/8TekWNiq 16:05 <+layer-eight> * CORN266 → [Python] #!/usr/bin/env python3 if __name__ == "__main__": try: while Tr - Pastebin.com 16:05 < Hatter> CAN WEDNESDAY BE COLORS ALLOWED DAY 16:05 < humpax> Hatter: COLORS? 16:06 < humpax> COLOURS? 16:06 < estranger> WHOA DUDE ITS NOT THE 1950s ANYMORE 16:06 < Hatter> BY THAT I MEAN LESS WHITE PEOPLE 16:06 < Hatter> HEHE JUST KIDDING I MEANT ALLOWING COLORS IN IRC TEXT 16:06 < humpax> Hatter: HAHA FOR A MOMENT I THOUGHT YOU MEANT WE WOULD ACTUALLY LET THE BLACKS TALK 16:07 < EKAJ> CORN THANK YOU 16:07 < estranger> lol 16:07 < DomLS3> Hatter doesn't deserve to talk 16:07 < estranger> thanks i jsut spit all over my laptop 16:07 < JOLLYRGRS> https://www.google.com/search?q=PINKY+FATIGUE 16:07 <+layer-eight> * JOLLYRGRS → PINKY FATIGUE - Google Search 16:07 < DomLS3> his mouth should be sewn shut and fingers cut off 16:07 < JOLLYRGRS> DomLS3: WE CAN'T HEAR YOU DAWG 16:07 < Hatter> BUT THAT'S A TERRIBLE THING TO SAY 16:07 < Hatter> YOU DON'T REALLY MEAN THAT 16:07 < JOLLYRGRS> ALL WE SEE IS DomLS3:" " 16:07 < DomLS3> JOLLYRGRS 16:07 < DomLS3> WHY YOU MAD BRO 16:07 < humpax> DomLS3: HE PROBLABLY HAS 10 IN LUCK AND JUST ROLL HIS STUPID FACE ACROSS THE KEYBOARD ANYWAY 16:07 < CORN266> JAKE MELBORP ON S'TI 16:07 < DomLS3> WITH ALL THE CAPS 16:08 < DOMLS3> I WANT TO JOIN THE CAPS CLUB 16:08 < DOMLS3> WHAT IS THE MEMBERSHIP FEE 16:08 < JOLLYRGRS> DOMLS3: ONLY MEMBERSHIP IS TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS FOR CAPS ONLY TUESDAY 16:09 < DOMLS3> DONE BRO 16:09 < HUMPAXX> estranger: IS YOUR KEYBOARD OK? 16:09 * DOMLS3 WAITS FOR +M AND KICKS 16:09 < JOLLYRGRS> BUT HONESTLY, WE ARE A BIT EARLY... LIKE A TEST RUN 16:09 < JOLLYRGRS> https://www.daysoftheyear.com/days/caps-lock-day/ 16:09 <+layer-eight> * JOLLYRGRS → Caps Lock Day | Days Of The Year 16:09 < DOMLS3> THATS WAY EARLY LOL 16:09 < estranger> HUMPAXX, zzzzitzszzzzfiznezz 16:10 < Hatter> DOMLS3: DO YOU ALWAYS FOLD TO PEER PRESSURE AND JUMP ON BANDWAGONS 16:10 < DOMLS3> ESTRANGER: GET IN ON THIS 16:10 < Hatter> DOMLS3: I WOULD HAVE RESPECTED YOU MORE IF YOU CONTINUED TO REFUSE 16:10 < Hatter> DOMLS3: THAT IS TO SAY, RESPECTED YOU EVEN A LITTLE 16:10 < HUMPAXX> estranger: WASDWADDAWDWTFICANTMOVE 16:10 < JOLLYRGRS> Hatter: I THOUGHT YOUR MOM WAS A BANDWAGON 16:10 < DOMLS3> Hatter: YOUR RESPECT MEANS NOTHING TO ME 16:10 < JOLLYRGRS> BUT SHE WAS JUST ONE PERSO 16:10 < JOLLYRGRS> I STILL JUMPED ON HER THOUGH 16:10 < DOMLS3> JOLLYRGRS: OOF 16:10 < Hatter> HEY COME ON GUYS 16:10 < estranger> DOMLS3, no it's against my religion 16:10 < JOLLYRGRS> I SAID HEYYYYYYAYYYYAYYYYYYYAYYYYY 16:10 < DOMLS3> estranger: FUCK YOUR RELIGION 16:10 < JOLLYRGRS> I SAID HEY 16:10 < DOMLS3> GET ON THIS DICK 16:10 < JOLLYRGRS> WHAT'S GOING ON? 16:11 < DOMLS3> SEE 16:11 <@CRYPTIC1> SORRY BUT WE CANNOT HEAR YOU 16:11 < DOMLS3> THAT'S WHAT YOU GET 16:11 <@CRYPTIC1> PLEASE SPEAK UP ESTRANGER 16:11 < HUMPAXX> CRYPTIC1: LITERALLY CANT LOL 16:11 < CORN266> YOU'LL HAVE TO SPEAK LOUDER estranger 16:11 < bobbeh> CRYPTIC1: +v me bish dont be stingy i need tat power 16:11 < abakedapplepie> HOLY SHIT WE WENT FULL CAPS TODAY HUH 16:11 < JOLLYRGRS> abakedapplepie: IT IS REAL 16:11 < abakedapplepie> HOW LONG HAS THIS BEEN GOING ON FOR 16:11 < abakedapplepie> IS THIS SINCE LAST NIGHT STILL 16:11 < DOMLS3> abakedapplepie: YOUR NAME NEEDS TO BE IN CAPS 16:11 < JOLLYRGRS> /TOPIC 16:11 <@CRYPTIC1> +v bobbeh 16:11 < JOLLYRGRS> SET AT 23:12 EDT LAST NIGHT 16:11 < DOMLS3> YOUR WORDS ARE COMING OUT IN CHINESE 16:11 < abakedapplepie> IS THIS JOLLYRGRS'S FAULT 16:11 < DOMLS3> UNTIL YOUR NICK IS IN CAPS 16:11 < JOLLYRGRS> NO 16:12 <@CRYPTIC1> THERE YOU HAVE IT BOBBEH 16:12 < JOLLYRGRS> I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS 16:12 < estranger> YOU CANT ATTACK ME RELIGION LIKE THIS!! <-- note this is me actually yelling not being an all caps using douche dozzle 16:12 < abakedapplepie> IM ALMOST CERTAIN YOU STARTED THIS 16:12 < estranger> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh mmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnn 16:12 < JOLLYRGRS> I WAS BUSY GETTING MY LETS ENCRYPT WILDCARD CERT TO WORK WITH MY UNIFI CONTROLLER 16:12 < abakedapplepie> I DONT BELIEVE YOU 16:12 < JOLLYRGRS> WHAT IS A DOUCHE DOZZLE? 16:12 < abakedapplepie> ALSO MY LETSENCRYPT CERT DIDNT AUTO RENEW LAST NIGHT 16:12 < abakedapplepie> NOT HAPPY 16:12 < bobbeh> CRYPTIC1: dont play games with me slut 16:12 < JOLLYRGRS> YOU MEAN DOUCHE NOZZLE? 16:12 < DOMLS3> JOLLYRGRS: IT'S A NOZZLE ON A DOUCHE 16:12 < DOMLS3> DOZZLE ON A DOUCHE 16:13 < JOLLYRGRS> OR LIKE I LIKE TO SAY... DOUCHESCHNOZZLE (1 WORD) 16:13 < DOMLS3> DOUCHEHAMMOCK 16:13 < DOMLS3> DOUCHE CANOE 16:13 < CORN266> abakedapplepie, DON'T YOU HAVE TO SET A CHRON SCRIPT TO RENEW? 16:13 < abakedapplepie> I DO BUT APPARENTLY IT DIDNT WORK 16:13 < abakedapplepie> ITS A BIT CONVOLUTED 16:13 < abakedapplepie> SHUTS OFF THE PYTHON HTTP ROUTER, STARTS NGINX ON THE SAME HOSTNAME, GETS CERT, SHUTS OFF NGINX AND RESTARTS PYTHON HTTP ROUTER 16:13 < abakedapplepie> APPARENTLY SOMETHING BORKED 16:14 < CORN266> MAKE SURE YOU IMPORT YOUR NORMAL ENVIRONMENT SINCE CHRON DOESN'T INHERIT YOUR PATH 16:14 < abakedapplepie> I DID, IT WAS TESTED VIA CRON THREE TIMES AND WORKED 16:14 < abakedapplepie> BIT ANNOYED TBH 16:14 < CORN266> THAT'S WEIRD 16:14 < estranger> ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ lower case is balance ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ 16:15 < DOMLS3> SOMEBODY +q ESTANGER 16:15 < DOMLS3> ESTRANGER 16:15 < DOMLS3> HE MUST CONFORM 16:15 < abakedapplepie> SHUN THE NONBELIEVER 16:15 < DOMLS3> OR BE CAST OUT 16:15 < CORN266> SHUUUUUUN 16:15 < estranger> time for ya'll to go on rumspringa 16:15 < estranger> all capped heathens 16:16 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> MY COWORKER SITS 5 FEET FROM A WINDOW MOUNTED WIRELESS BRIDGE DEVICE, IM IN A NOTHER BUILDING 16:16 * DOMLS3 SETS MODE +B ESTRANGER!*@* 16:16 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> HE HAS TO ASK ME IF THE BRIDGE IS WORKING 16:16 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> THE ONLY TIME IT ISNT WORKING IS IF IT FALLS OFF THE WINDOW 16:16 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME BROW 16:16 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> TURN YOUR HEAD 90 DEGREES TO THE LEFT AND REPORT 16:16 < CORN266> JFDkthx, I STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT A DCC NUMBER IS, CONTEXT IS SOME GOV ENTITY IS SENDING US "STUFF" 16:16 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> BITCH 16:16 < DOMLS3> TELL HIM TO SHAVE HIS BROW 16:16 < GUEST757> sed -e 's/\(.*\)/\U\1/' 16:17 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> I ASKED HIM "IS THE UNIT STILL ON THE WINDOW" 15 MINUTES AGO, NO RESPONSE 16:17 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> LOL 16:17 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> SOME PEOPLE'S CHILDREN 16:17 < DOMLS3> THE UNIT 16:17 < DOMLS3> DO YOU HAVE THE UNIT 16:18 < DOMLS3> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCfmlJs5GrA 16:18 <+layer-eight> * DOMLS3 → YouTube → Beavis and Butthead do America the X-5 Unit Scene → ⚘ 79,412 ↑ 243 ↓ 41 ✍ 75 16:20 < Hatter> WITHIN CELLS INTERLINKED 16:20 < Hatter> WITHIN ONE STEM 16:20 < Hatter> AND DREAFULLY DISTINCT 16:21 < FELDA> NOW SNORT IS CATCHING 1.1.1.1 16:21 < FELDA> SNORT GOT PROBLEMS MY DUDE 16:22 < HUMPAXX> FELDA: WHAT? 16:22 < FELDA> (http_inspect) BARE BYTE UNICODE ENCODING 16:22 < CORN266> IT'S ALWAYS DNS 16:27 < dragonfleas> I need some help 16:27 <+DrGibby|> PLEASE STOP YELLING DRADONFLEAS 16:28 <+DrGibby|> ALSO, DRAGONFLEAS 16:28 < dragonfleas> We've successfully migrated document redirection to a new server, but we have a remote employee that lives out of state, and she VPN's in, but the problem is, she VPN's after she logs in, so group policy wouldn't update correct to apply the new redirect? 16:28 < dragonfleas> Document redirection for a remote employee seems like a terrible idea to me 16:28 < dragonfleas> DrGibby|, calm down 16:29 < FELDA> dragonfleas IT IS CAPS TUESDAY DO YOU KNOW HOW TO READ THE TOPIC / MOTD 16:29 <+DrGibby|> PLEASE READ MOTD 16:29 < grumplestiltzkin> YOURE THE ONE YELLING, BRAGONFLEAS 16:29 < vinrock> jaysus 16:29 <+DrGibby|> DO THE NEEDFUL 16:29 < vinrock> i just opened the box to one of these airfiber 5xhd's 16:29 < vinrock> it's packaged like a fuckin iphone 16:29 < vinrock> whysofancy 16:29 < dragonfleas> OH FUCK 16:29 < dragonfleas> SORRY GUYS 16:29 < vinrock> onoes 16:30 < dragonfleas> WE'VE SUCCESSFULLY MIGRATED DOCUMENT REDIRECTION TO A NEW SERVER, BUT WE HAVE A REMOTE EMPLOYEE THAT LIVES OUT OF STATE, AND SHE VPN'S IN, BUT THE PROBLEM IS, SHE VPN'S AFTER SHE LOGS IN, SO GROUP POLICY WOULDN'T UPDATE CORRECT TO APPLY THE NEW REDIRECT? 16:30 < vinrock> IS TODAY CAP'S LOCK DAY? 16:30 < vinrock> -' 16:30 < dragonfleas> YES VINROCK LOOK AT MOTD 16:30 < vinrock> AW SHIT! 16:31 < dragonfleas> CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR THE COOL 16:31 < vinrock> DAMN STR8 PREACH ON BROTHER 16:31 <+DrGibby|> I THINK THATS CORRECT, DRAGONFLEAS. ISN'T THERE A WAY TO FORCE THE GPO TO UPDATE AFTER SHES LOGGED IN THOUGH? AND ONCE ITS SET YOU SHOULD BE GOLDEN? 16:31 <+AnonymooseReddtr> dragonfleas gpupdate ? 16:31 <+AnonymooseReddtr> also look at using always on vpn 16:32 < grumplestiltzkin> DRABONFLEES, NEW POLICY *SHOULD* GO OUT AFTER SHE LOGS IN AND APPLY THE NEXT TIME. IIRC POLICY ONLY DOESNT UPDATE OVER WIFI, BUT IT'S BEEN A WHILE 16:32 < hxcsp> time to get her a fiber connection, an expensive router with a vpn 16:32 < hxcsp> then the boss will realize how much of a money sink it is and force her to come in 16:32 < hxcsp> problem solved 16:32 < hxcsp> no more remote employees, all thanks to folder redirection 16:32 < DRAGONFLEAS> OK, YEAH BUT SHE WORKS ON HER OWN ESSENTIALLY, DOESN'T GROUP POLICY ONLY APPLY ON LOGIN, IF IT SEARCHES THEN IT WON'T SEE A GP UPDATE BEING AVAILABLE 16:33 <+AnonymooseReddtr> oh ffs hxcsp don't do that ;) 16:33 < DRAGONFLEAS> HXCSP, I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU'RE YELLING, BUT SHE'S REMOTE BECAUSE SHE LIVES LIKE 700 MILES AWAY 16:33 < grumplestiltzkin> DRADONBLEAS: IS SHE USING A MACHINE CLIENT OR A VPN ENDPOINT? 16:33 < hxcsp> but thats not your problem. you are just trying to make folder redirection work 16:33 < DRAGONFLEAS> UM 16:33 < hxcsp> cant change everything for 1 EMPLOYEE 16:33 < DRAGONFLEAS> I DON'T KNOW THE ANSWER TO THAT 16:33 < hxcsp> ;o 16:34 < DRAGONFLEAS> SHE'S VPN USING WINDOWS BUILT-IN, PPTP TO OUR RAS SERVER 16:34 <+DRGIBBY|> HXCSP PLEASE STOP YELLING 16:34 < hxcsp> SORRY 16:34 < DRAGONFLEAS> THANK YOU 16:34 <+DRGIBBY|> ITS OK, ITS QUITE THE CHANGE FROM WHAT WE'RE USED TO 16:34 < grumplestiltzkin> YOU MIGHT THINK ABOUT GETTING HER A PHYSICAL VPN DEVICE. THEN IT WOULD BE LIKE SHE IS RIGHT THERE AT THE OFFICE ALL THE TIME, AT BOOT, ETC 16:35 < HUMPAXX> DRAGONFLEAS: IS IT WINDOWS VPN? 16:35 <+DRGIBBY|> THATS A PRETTY GOOD IDEA, GRUMPLESTILTZKIN 16:36 < HUMPAXX> DRAGONFLEAS: IF ITS A WINDOWS VPN YOU CAN JUST CHECK THE "LET EVERYONE USE THIS" BOX AND THEN USE THE "NETWORK LOGON" FEATURE, THAT WAY THE COMPUTER WILL VPN IN AND LOG IN WHILE VPNED 16:37 < HUMPAXX> grumplestiltzkin: IF THEY WON´T EVEN LET HER WORK IN THE OFFICE IM SURE SHES NOT SPECIAL ENOUGH TO GET A FANCY VPN DOHICKEY 16:38 < HUMPAXX> A VPN WHAT-YA-CALL-IT 16:38 < grumplestiltzkin> HUMPAX: TRUE, i MEAN IF SHE HAS TO STAY 700 MILES AWAY, WITH WHAT KIND OF MALADY IS SHE AFFLICTED? LEPORACY AND BUBONIC PLAGUE TOGETHER? 16:38 < CORN266> I BELIEVE THE CORRECT TERM IS DOO-DAD 16:39 <+DRGIBBY|> THING-A-MA-JIGGER 16:39 <+voice> DOO-HICKIE 16:39 <+DRGIBBY|> ALSO WORKS 16:39 < narziss> this all caps reminds me of the children screaming on the bus yesterday afternoon. 16:40 < CORN266> narziss, PLEASE STOP YELLING 16:40 <+DRGIBBY|> PLEASE STOP YELLING, NARZISS 16:40 < DRAGONFLEAS> LOL 16:40 < Casteil> fucking hate Chrome's middle click/hold gestures 16:40 < DRAGONFLEAS> NARZISS, WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING 16:40 < Casteil> trying to side-scroll this huge table, not go "Back" 16:40 < DRAGONFLEAS> CASTEIL, PLEASE CEASE THE YELLING 16:40 < narziss> This is my complaint to the transit people in my city: 16:40 < narziss> "PRETEEN HELL. For the safety of everyone, please have Transit Enforcement be at Renforth station to catch the 32 Eglinton bus. Kids are standing in the road, screaming all the way until Eglinton West station, the adults onboard were losing their minds. Seriously. This can't go on - someone will be slapping 40 children because they are screaming at the top of their lungs. No one should put up 16:40 < narziss> with this behaviour. Ask the drivers about the the summer school students at Renforth station; they know all about it." 16:41 <+DRGIBBY|> STOP BEING A BUS WANKER THENM NARZISS 16:41 < grumplestiltzkin> I WOULD SAY AN ASA 5505/5506, BUT NEW THEY ARE LIKE A GRAND OR SOMETHING WITHOUT FAT CISCO DISCOUNT .. here https://www.ebay.com/itm/ASA5506-K9-NEW-CISCO-FIREWALL-WITH-FIREPOWER-BRAND-NEW-AND-SEALED-US-SELLER/171906603527 16:41 <+layer-eight> * grumplestiltzkin → ASA5506-K9 NEW CISCO FIREWALL WITH FIREPOWER *BRAND NEW AND SEALED* US SELLER! | eBay 16:41 < grumplestiltzkin> YOU SHOULDN'T NEED ANY EXTRA LICENSING FOR JUST ONE USER 16:41 < grumplestiltzkin> $400 OUT THE DOOR 16:41 <+DRGIBBY|> ALSO, FORTINET'S ARE CHEAP AND FEATURE RICH 16:41 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> PFSENSE PFSENSE PFSENSE 16:42 < Casteil> ..lay off with the caps lock 16:42 < grumplestiltzkin> YEAH, I BET THERE IS A SOLUTION FOR FEWER DOLLARS, i ONLY KNOW CISCO STUFF 16:42 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> NO U 16:42 < Casteil> actually, fuck this channel 16:42 <+DRGIBBY|> CASTEIL, PLEASE SEE TOPIC 16:42 < Hatter> DON'T BE LIKE THAT CASTEIL 16:42 < Casteil> this channel is fucking garbage now. 16:42 < Casteil> gg mods 16:42 < grumplestiltzkin> CASTIEL, WITH WHAT ARE YOU DISPLEASED, KOMRADE? 16:42 < hxcsp> IF YOU WANT TO BE SUPER CHEAP GET HER A MIKROTIK 16:42 < hxcsp> VPN FOR LESS THAN $100 16:42 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> BITCHES LOVE MIKROTIKS 16:42 <+DRGIBBY|> LOL 16:42 < Hatter> CASTEIL DON'T BE SUCH A SQUARE 16:42 < JOLLYRGRS> WOW, SOMEONE HAS TO LIGHTEN UP 16:43 <+DRGIBBY|> AGREED, JOLLYRGRS 16:43 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> CENTIPEDES? IN MY VAGINA? 16:43 < HUMPAXX> ABAKEDAPPLEPIE: THATS NOT FUNNY MY GRANPA DIED THAT WAY 16:44 < hxcsp> TODAY ON THE RADIO, I KID YOU NOT, I HEARD AN AD FOR A GUN RANGE ADVERTISING "GAME DAY" WHERE YOU CAN TRY OUT ALL YOUR FAVORITE WEAPONS FROM GAMES LIKE COD, BATTLEFIELD AND FORTNITE FOR CHEAP. I CANT WAIT TO TRY OUT MY GRENADE LAUNCHER AT THE RANGE. YAY TEXAS. 16:44 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> I WOULD TOTALLY LOVE TO SHOOT A GRENADE LAUNCHER 16:44 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> I WOULD SETTLE FOR A BARRETT 16:44 < narziss> I NEED TO MARRY A MURICAN WOMAN,. 16:44 <+DRGIBBY|> https://i.imgur.com/YAGpXPd.png 16:44 <+layer-eight> * DRGIBBY| → IMGUR Image → Speechless Stickguy Meme → Image/png → 4 years ago → witcher → 636x440 → ⚘ 611,686 16:45 < JOLLYRGRS> hxcsp: FORTNITE GUNS? I GUESS THEY ARE VAGUE ENOUGH WITH THE NAMES... THEY CNA BE ANY TYPE OF HANDGUN/SUBMACHINEGUN/SHOTGUN/ETC 16:45 < grumplestiltzkin> MAN, FOR 40MM PROJECTILES, EACH ONE HAS TO BE REGISTERED AS A DESTRUCTIVE DEVICE, FOR A CIVILLIAN ANYWAY 16:45 < JOLLYRGRS> narziss: WHY IS THIS? ARE YOU CANADIAN? 16:45 <+DRGIBBY|> TRYING TO GET THOSE KIDS INTO PEWPEWS 16:45 < hxcsp> JOLLYRGRS: I WAS HOPING TO UP MY PUMP SHOTGUN GAME 16:46 * JOLLYRGRS CHUCKLES 16:46 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> I SHOT GUNS THIS WEEKEND #MERIKA 16:46 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> MY COUSIN HAS A POP-CAN SHOOTING AR-15 16:46 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> THAT WAS FUN 16:46 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> ITS KINDA LIKE A REALLY SHITTY GRENADE LAUNCHER 16:46 < HUMPAXX> WHATS THAT DNS NAME IN THE IRC NAME CALLED? THE THING AFTER THE @ 16:46 <+DRGIBBY|> LITTLE OVERKILL FOR POP CANS 16:47 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> THE PROJECTILE *IS* THE CAN 16:47 <+DRGIBBY|> OOOOOH 16:47 < JOLLYRGRS> HUMPAXX: HOST? 16:47 <+DRGIBBY|> APTLY NAMED 16:47 < JOLLYRGRS> OR HOSTMASK? 16:47 <+DRGIBBY|> REALNAME@HOSMASK 16:47 < HUMPAXX> JOLLYRGRS: HOSTMASK MAYBE? THE PART WITH THE IP AND ISP IN IT 16:47 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> DRGIBBY|: https://www.xproducts.com/product/can-cannon-soda-can-launcher-ar-15-m16/ 16:47 <+DRGIBBY|> REALNAME@HOStMASK 16:47 <+layer-eight> * ABAKEDAPPLEPIE → Can Cannon Launcher for AR-15 | T-Shirt Cannon | Launch Soda Cans, Tennis Balls & More 16:47 < grumplestiltzkin> YOU CAN GET A 37MM LAUNCHER THOUGH, LOTS OF STUFF COMES IN 37MM, SMOKE/FLARES, ETC https://exoticammo.com/ http://www.ordnancegroup.com/37mm-rounds.html 16:47 <+layer-eight> * grumplestiltzkin → 37mm Launchers and Exotic Ammunition. Introducing the Tac-79 37mm – ExoticAmmo.com: 37mm Launchers, Ammo, etc. 16:47 < JOLLYRGRS> HUMPAXX: I'M BAD AT THAT STUFF 16:47 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> IT HAS A BLANK FIRING ADAPTER BUILT INTO THE BARREL 16:47 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> YOU SHOOT SPECIAL BLANKS FOR PROPULSION 16:48 <@BANBOT9000> I AM GOING TO BAN ALL OF YOU 16:48 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> THANOS LOOKIN MOTHERFUCKER 16:48 <@BANBOT9000> ...WHO DON'T SPEAK IN CAPS TODAY 16:48 < JOLLYRGRS> ABAKEDAPPLEPIE: CRYPTIC1 SHOOTS SPECIAL BLANKS ALL THE TIME 16:48 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> JOLLYRGRS: AYYYY LMAO 16:48 <+DRGIBBY|> BANBOT9000: IS THE WORST PASTA 16:48 < hxcsp> JOLLYRGRS: ++ 16:48 < grumplestiltzkin> s/WOR/BOR 16:48 <+layer-eight> [SED grumplestiltzkin/DRGIBBY|] BANBOT9000: IS THE BORST PASTA 16:50 < HUMPAXX> ALL THIS CAPS WRITING IS MAKING ME WANT TO TALK WITH A LOUD VOICE 16:51 < hxcsp> THIS IS NORMAL 16:51 <+DRGIBBY|> I'M JUST IMAGINING A BUNCH OF ROBOTS TALKING, LIKE /R/TOTALLYNOTROBOTS 16:52 < hxcsp> I FEEL LIKE THE THIS IS FINE DOG SITTING IN A FIRE 16:52 <+DRGIBBY|> I THINK THATS NORMAL AS WELL 16:53 < miRR> HELLO TAU 16:55 < MikeSeth> I DO NOT KNOW WHY I STARTED THIS INSANITY 16:55 < MikeSeth> BUT IT SEEMS IT FILTERS OUT THE WEAKLINGS 16:56 < MikeSeth> GG WP 16:56 < technonerd> No u 16:57 <+DRGIBBY|> PLEASE STOP YELLING, TECHNONERD 17:02 < GreyKite> huh 17:02 < GreyKite> I don't really know what I was expecting 17:07 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> TOOK ME THREE PASSWORD ATTEMPTS BEFORE I REALIZED CAPS LOCK WAS ON 17:07 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> RIP 17:07 < MB_Adriaan> RIP 17:09 < JOLLYRGRS> ABAKEDAPPLEPIE: LOL, I DID THE SAME THING EARLIER... ONLY 2 ATTEMPTS FOR ME 17:09 < JOLLYRGRS> GOOD THING B/C I THINK WE LOCK OUT ON 3RD BAD ATTEMPT 17:09 < JFDkthx> I WOULD LOCK YOU OUT ON FIRST ATTEMPT 17:10 < MB_Adriaan> I TYPE IN $ DIFFERENT LANGUAGES; EACH WITH ITS OWN KEYBOARD LAYOUT. MAPPED THE LEFT WINDOWSKEY TO CHANGE BETWEEN THEM. ON ALL CAPS TUESDAYS, RIP LOGIN ATTEMPTS 17:11 <+giant_it_burrit> anyone have a good resource to learn how to network 17:11 < JOLLYRGRS> UNNNN BREAK MY HEAAAARRRRRRRRTTTT 17:12 < JOLLYRGRS> giant_it_burrit: LIKE LINKEDIN STYLE NETWORKING OR LIKE TCP/UDP NETWORKING? 17:12 < aName> ABAKEDAPPLEPIE: I just had to reset a machine I'd just set up because the local admin password I wrote down was wrong 17:12 < JOLLYRGRS> OR TOKEN RING NETWORKING? 17:12 < aName> ABAKEDAPPLEPIE: So. 17:12 <+giant_it_burrit> JOLLYRGRS: modern tcp 17:12 < JOLLYRGRS> aName: DID YOU WRITE IT DOWN IN ALL CAPS? 17:12 < aName> JOLLYRGRS: The token fell out, you'll have to order a new one. 17:12 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> lol 17:12 < Awesome_Waffle> https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/cutting-edge-leadership/201403/networking-101-how-social-network-effectively 17:12 <+layer-eight> * Awesome_Waffle → Networking 101: How to Social Network Effectively | Psychology Today 17:13 < JOLLYRGRS> giant_it_burrit: WHAT PART? THAT'S A PRETTY GENERIC START? 17:13 <+giant_it_burrit> start from scratch 17:13 < JOLLYRGRS> I'D SUGGEST MAYBE SOME BEGINNER CISCO CLASSES 17:13 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> WELL, YOU SEE TIMMY, WHEN TWO nicS LOVE EACH OTHER VERY MUCH 17:13 < aName> Did you invent the universe ? 17:13 * killdash9 has a migraine. Please stop yelling. 17:13 < JOLLYRGRS> I TOOK A FEW NETWORKING CLASSES AT COMM COLLEGE THAT WERE IN LINE WITH THE FIRST FEW CISCO CERTS... I LEARNED GOOD STUFF LIKE BINARY OCTETS AND HOW TO MANUALLY SUBNET 17:13 <@killdash9> /kickban JOLLYRGRS 17:14 <@killdash9> damn, missed 17:14 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> RELOAD 17:14 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> PULL 17:14 <@killdash9> nope, it works. 17:14 < JOLLYRGRS> PFFT, I MAY SUCK AT QUAKE CHAMPIONS, BUT I CAN RAILGUN LIKE A MFER 17:14 <@systemdee> no you cant 17:14 <@systemdee> ive played with you 17:14 <@killdash9> Jolly is great at railing dudes online 17:14 < JOLLYRGRS> YOU SHOULDA SEEN ME LAST NIGHT 17:15 < JOLLYRGRS> I WAS 360 NOSCOPE POINT BLANKIN DUDES LIKE A BEAST 17:15 < DRAGONFLEAS> LOL CAPITAL ONE'S WEBSITE IS DOWN AND THEY WON'T ACKNOWLEDGE IT ON TWITTER 17:15 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> WERE YOU ALL LIKE, PEW PEW 17:15 <@killdash9> shoulda seen his 8 and 17 K/D ratio 17:15 < JOLLYRGRS> LIKE 4 OF MY 6 KILLS WERE TWO BACK TO BACK RAILGUN KILLS 17:15 < DRAGONFLEAS> LIKE 70 PEOPLE IN THE LAST 30 MINUTES HAVE REPORTED THE EXACT SAME ERROR AND THE CAPITAL ONE TWITTER IS JUST LIKE "CLEAR CACHE AND COOKIES" 17:15 <+giant_it_burrit> JOLLYRGRS: got a resource to start with. my knowleddge is lacking severly 17:15 < DRAGONFLEAS> KILLDASH9 QUIT YELLING 17:15 < JOLLYRGRS> DRAGONFLEAS: THE _CAPITAL_ ONE TWITTER? 17:16 < DRAGONFLEAS> NO 17:16 < DRAGONFLEAS> ASKCAPITALONE 17:16 < JOLLYRGRS> giant_it_burrit: HONESTLY, I _JUST_ GOT RID OF THOSE BOOKS LIKE... 2 WEEKS AGO 17:16 < JOLLYRGRS> THEY WERE FROM 2004, DEALT WITH CATOS 17:16 <+giant_it_burrit> a video? 17:16 < JOLLYRGRS> .YT HOW I ACCIDENTALLY NETWORKED? 17:16 < DRAGONFLEAS> GIANT_IT_BURRIT QUIT YELLING 17:17 < estranger> know whats fun? trying to explain containers and orchestration to your sales guy so he understands it enough to not sound like an idiot 17:17 <+giant_it_burrit> DRAGONFLEAS: blow it out your ass 17:18 < JOLLYRGRS> DRAGONFLEAS: HE CAN'T NOT YELL 17:18 < JOLLYRGRS> IT'S OK, HE HAS A SPECIAL NEEDS PERMIT FROM THE CITY ALLOWING HIM TO YELL IN ALL SITUATIONS 17:19 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> DRAGONFLEAS: MAYBE ITS WORKING INTERNALLY AND THE LOW LEVEL SUPPORT TECHS ARE CLUELESS 17:20 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> ALSO FOR PR REASONS MANY LOW LEVEL PEOPLE ARE NOT QUALIFIED TO CONFIRM AN OUTAGE 17:21 < JOLLYRGRS> ^^ 17:21 < grumplestiltzkin> A PERMIT TO BE 'SPECIAL NEEDS' EH? 17:21 < JOLLYRGRS> grumplestiltzkin: NAH, IT JUST ALLOWS HIM TO BE SPECIAL NEEDS IN PUBLIC 17:21 < JOLLYRGRS> NO ONE NEEDS A PERMIT TO JUST BE SPECIAL NEEDS 17:22 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> IF YOU LEAVE THE PERMIT AT HOME YOU MUST SETTLE FOR STANDARD NEEDS 17:22 < JOLLYRGRS> ^ 17:22 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> LIKE, HELLOW SIR, I NEED A NAPKIN 17:22 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> OR MAYBE A SPOON 17:22 < CORN266> THE CAPITOL ONE WEBSITE SEEMS OKAY TO ME, BUT I DON'T HAVE AN ACCOUNT TO LOG IN WITH, CAN I BORROW ONE OF Y'ALL'S? 17:22 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> YES 17:22 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> USERNAME ABAKEDAPPLEPIE 17:22 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> PASSWORD hunter2 17:22 < JOLLYRGRS> CORN266: PLS LOG IN WITH USER:.... 17:22 < JOLLYRGRS> CRAP 17:23 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> PWNT 17:23 * JOLLYRGRS GOES TO CHANGE HIS PW FROM HUNTER2 17:23 < JOLLYRGRS> SINCE YOUR PW IS SAME AS MINE, IT SHOWS FOR ME 17:23 < JOLLYRGRS> REKT 17:23 < CORN266> ALRIGHT YEA I'M GETTING THE ERROR NOW 17:23 < JOLLYRGRS> NOW MY PW IS HUNTER3 SO YOU SHOULDN'T BE ABLE TO SEE IT BECAUSE IT IS ALL ******* 17:25 < CORN266> JOLLYRGRS, I'M SORRY I COULDN'T SEE WHAT YOUR PASSWORD IS NOW ALL I SEE IS ******* 17:25 < JOLLYRGRS> CORN266: NO NEED TO BE SORRY, THAT JUST MEANS IT IS WORKING 17:29 < EKAJ> ANYONE EVER REACH OUT TO COLLECTORS OF VARIOUS THINGS TO TRY AND SELL THEM STUFF? I AM NOT REALLY SURE HOW TO START RESEARCHING THAT BESIDES JOINING RANDOM FAN GROUPS 17:29 < aName> EKAJ: Depends on what you're selling. 17:30 < EKAJ> I CAN'T HEAR YOU SPEAK UP 17:30 < DRAGONFLEAS> MY BOSS SUPRISED ME AND SAID WE GOT SOME ADDITIONAL FUNDING AND HE BOUGHT 100 WINDOWS 10 ENTERPRISE KEYS 17:30 < DRAGONFLEAS> YAY 17:30 < admiralspark> CORN266: do you really need someone to test cap1? 17:30 < admiralspark> also the hell happened in here? 17:31 < EKAJ> SPEAK UP 17:31 < admiralspark> listen Jake 17:32 < CORN266> NO I WAS JUST PHISHING 17:32 < admiralspark> nah nevermind 17:32 < admiralspark> oh okay 17:32 < aName> EKAJ: Nevermind. 17:32 < CORN266> CONGRATS DRAGONFLEAS 17:34 < felda> anyone have any experience with a '09 Jeep Patriot? 17:36 < DARKSCRYPT> HEY GUYS 17:37 < CORN266> HOWDY 17:39 < phuzion> WHY ARE WE YELLING? 17:40 < strive> It's Wed... 17:40 < strive> tues* 17:40 < aName> I fucking wish it was wednesday 17:40 < strive> phuzion: Topic. 17:40 < admiralspark> felda: had a 2013 and worked on/used an 08 17:40 < phuzion> STRIVE: THANKS 17:40 < admiralspark> what's up? 17:40 < admiralspark> Roof leaking? 17:40 < felda> no 17:40 < strive> phuzion: :) ! 17:41 < Holo> WELL THIS IS INTERESTING 17:41 < felda> got an option for an '09 Jeep Patriot Sport 2.4L FWD with 90K miles for about $5K 17:41 < admiralspark> Don't 17:41 < felda> no? 17:42 < felda> I don't think it has a sunroof 17:42 < bobbeh> lol if you own a jeep 17:42 < bobbeh> what a shit company and cars 17:42 <+giant_it_burrit> JOLLYRGRS: think cisco classes are the best way to start 17:42 < bobbeh> sorry for the hard truth felda :( 17:42 <+giant_it_burrit> subnetting and all that jazz? 17:42 < felda> bobbeh Oh I know it 17:43 < felda> I've heard teh same thing from others 17:43 < felda> also what the fuck are you doing in here bobbeh 17:43 < bobbeh> after this one bites the dust, what are you gonna buy? 17:43 <@CRYPTIC1> CAPS ONLY 17:43 <@CRYPTIC1> PLEASE FOLLOW THE RULES 17:43 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> DO NOT BUY A PATRIOT 17:43 < bobbeh> i AM the tubes yoyu flow through 17:43 < FELDA> NO? 17:44 < FELDA> bobbeh HOW U DOIN MANE? 17:44 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> THEY BAD YO 17:44 < Holo> BAN ALL NON CAPPERS 17:44 < admiralspark> FELDA: Don't do it man. Trust me. They have a lot of sealed units and the CVT is not servicable even by a shop, any trans issue at all requires a completely new one 17:44 < bobbeh> just surviving, dreaming of that lotto win so i dont have to work anymore 17:44 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> THE ONLY JEEPS WORTH OWNING ARE WRANGLERS, AND VEHICLES MADE BEFORE 2001 17:44 < admiralspark> I believe the 12 and earlier's had a recall for it too 17:44 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> ALL ELSE ARE SHIT 17:44 < admiralspark> actually, what ABAKEDAPPLEPIE said 17:44 < bobbeh> get a toyota truck or something 17:44 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> OH, AND NO GRAND CHEROKEES 17:44 <+giant_it_burrit> a jeep without awd/4wd isnt a real jeep 17:45 < FELDA> admiralspark THAT'S WHAT I WAS WORRIED ABOUT THE TRANNY WAS WEIRD AND I KNOW JEEPS HAVE ISSUES 17:45 < admiralspark> the other thing is patriots don't have locking diffs and they're unibody 17:45 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> THAT HYDRAULIC ENGINE FAN CAN SUCK A DICK 17:45 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> LOL LETS INEXTRICABLY LINK THE ENGINE FAN TO THE POWER STEERING SYSTEM 17:45 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> WCGW 17:45 < admiralspark> FELDA: the CVT they use worked excellent in the nissans they stole it from, with about half the horsepower. But the 2.4 I guess was too much power and weight 17:45 < FELDA> WEIRD 17:45 < admiralspark> ABAKEDAPPLEPIE: oh god you're giving me flashbacks 17:45 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> admiralspark: LOL 17:46 < FELDA> ABAKEDAPPLEPIE ITS NOT A GRAND CHEROKEE THO 17:46 < FELDA> ITS A PATRIOT 17:46 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> I KNOW 17:46 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> THEYRE EVEN WORSE 17:46 < FELDA> D:< 17:46 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> THEY ARE SO FUCKING SLOW 17:46 < bobbeh> can everyone please stop shouting it's hurting my eyes 17:46 < FELDA> WELL I'LL KEEP AN EYE OUT FOR OTHER OPTIONS 17:46 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> AND EVERYTHING IS CHEAP PLSATIC HORSESHIT 17:46 < FELDA> I GOT A GUY ON THE INSIDE OF A DEALERSHIP WHO CAN FIND ME GOOD DEALS 17:46 < admiralspark> If you want a chrysler, get something dodge branded that's not based on the "New Toyota Platform"....AKA not the Journey or the cars. Challenger, the RAM pickups, durango, are all solid post-bankruptcy 17:46 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> STAY AWAY FROM JEEP 17:46 < bobbeh> dont buy anymore jeeps man 17:46 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> UNLESS ITS A PATRIOT 17:46 < bobbeh> ffs 17:46 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> OR A 2001 CHEROKEE 17:46 < bobbeh> just at all 17:46 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> ERR 17:46 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> S/PATRIOT/WRANGLER 17:47 < bobbeh> you dont want a 2001, safety is shit on older cars 17:47 < admiralspark> s/PATRIOT/WRANGLER 17:47 <+layer-eight> [SED admiralspark/ABAKEDAPPLEPIE] UNLESS ITS A WRANGLER 17:47 < admiralspark> bobbeh: that's not true. Everything made after 96 has all the smae safety features as today 17:47 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> I WANT A 2001 CHEROKEE SPORT, WHITE, WITH A MANUAL GEARBOX AND A SUNROOF 17:47 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> ONE DAY I WILL HAVE MY DREAM 17:47 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> ONE DAY 17:48 < bobbeh> admiralspark: are you saying there is no new saefty tech? ie. better crumple zones, abs, etc? 17:48 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> THAT VEHICLE IS LITERALLY A UNICORN 17:48 < admiralspark> ABAKEDAPPLEPIE: what's wrong with the auto? Got a buddy of mine with a 91 that just turned 300,000 miles 17:48 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> I ENCOURAGE YOU TO FIND ONE 17:48 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> NOTHING AT ALL I JUST WANT A MANUAL BECAUSE MANUAL 17:48 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> AND RARE 17:48 < aName> ABAKEDAPPLEPIE: I want an f350 convertible lol 17:48 < admiralspark> hahaha 17:49 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> ONE CAME UP AROUND HERE MAYBE 8 YEARS AGO WITH 75K MILES, I THINK IT SOLD FOR 10K 17:49 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> NO RUST 17:49 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> WHAT A BEAUTY 17:50 < admiralspark> man 17:50 < admiralspark> that's pretty sweet 17:51 < Nightcinder> ARE WE STILL CRUISE CONTROL TUESDAY-ING? 17:51 < grumplestiltzkin> THE 08-09 GRAND CHEROKEES WERE AVAILABLE WITH AN APPARENTLY DECENT DIESEL. THE 03-04 LIBERTY HAD A DIESEL, BUT FROM ALL ACCOUNTS IT AND THE LIBERTY ARE PRETTY GARBEAUX 17:52 < admiralspark> oh MAN 17:52 < admiralspark> lemme fucking tell you about the liberty 17:52 < admiralspark> it was a car that tried to be too many things 17:52 < khelpw> Patriots and liberties are indeed hot garbo 17:52 < Nightcinder> BUT THEN IT'S A FUCKING JEEP 17:52 < khelpw> Compass too. 17:52 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> i have a liberty 17:52 < Nightcinder> JEEPS ARE AWFUL VEHICLES 17:52 < aName> Friend of mine has a jeep 17:52 < khelpw> I'm sorry ABAKEDAPPLEPIE 17:52 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> what a regret 17:52 < aName> Cracked the rear diff 17:52 < aName> She's trying to fix it, but... 17:52 < khelpw> Nah, Jeep has made a few decent cars over the years. Had an 02 grand cherokee 4.0 that was quite reliable. 17:52 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> ive thrown 2 power steering pumps, 2 ac compressors, a water pump, 3! alternators 17:53 < admiralspark> made it to 189k on mine, it had a solid rear axle, real 4x4, and a 3.7 that made 210hp. It was great until you realize you get v8 mileage with i4 power 17:53 < admiralspark> it was shitty 17:53 < khelpw> Granted, the 4.0 (only really great thing associated with jeep imo) is actually from AMC 17:53 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> the acc system on this is for some reason just completely awful 17:53 < admiralspark> the seats are ANGLED to fit in the cab 17:53 < admiralspark> so you drive and sit sideways 17:53 < admiralspark> its hot 17:53 < admiralspark> garbage 17:53 < admiralspark> but I'll be damned if that car didn't save my life many times and power through some shit it had no right to 17:53 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> i have an 83 cj in "storage" 17:53 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> its been rotting since the early 90s 17:54 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> it has a plow 17:54 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> ive never seen it run 17:54 < grumplestiltzkin> KHELP THAT AMC 4.0 IS A TOP TIER ENGINE, LASTED A LONG TIME 17:54 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> been meaning to tow it home 17:54 < khelpw> it's OK, you can still sell it for $10k according to the crackheads on craigslist. 17:54 < khelpw> grumplestiltzkin: yeah, I'd never talk shit about the engine. The trans they stuck behind it otoh? 17:54 < grumplestiltzkin> EVEN A SALVAGE TITLED WRANGLER OF ABOUT ANY GENERATION CAN GET 6-7K 17:54 < khelpw> Hope you wanted 2nd gear at 60mph 17:55 < aName> Hrm. Haven't eaten since friday. Still not hungry. Fucking hell. 17:55 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> the jeep 4.0 is bae 17:55 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> and the ford 300 straight 6 17:55 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> mmmmmmmmm 17:55 < estranger> aName, caught a case of the death? 17:55 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> mmmmmmm mmmm 17:55 < aName> khelpw: Fuckin' crackheads, man 17:55 < aName> estranger: Seems it 17:55 < grumplestiltzkin> IM NOT THE BIGGEST FAN OF DODGE TRUCKS, BUT YOU GET ONE FREE WHEN YOU BUY A CUMMINS 17:55 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> aName: smoke some weed 17:55 < aName> estranger: Pretty sure it's ADTT 17:56 < khelpw> Someone is selling a mint af 86 samurai for $25k near me lol 17:56 < aName> ABAKEDAPPLEPIE: If only I had some to smoke 17:56 < estranger> Adjustable Deck Tension Tie? 17:56 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> wow 17:56 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> junkyard sold an 88 brat here last year i wanted so bad 17:56 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> with! the! jump! seats! 17:56 < aName> estranger: Anti-depressant treatment tachyphylaxis. 17:56 < estranger> ohh 17:56 < aName> estranger: AKA rapid onset tolerance 17:57 < estranger> ive been eating take out and ice cream for the last 2 months.. i culd prob go a few days w/o eating 17:57 < JOLLYRGRS> aName: ARE YOU RAIDLY TOLERATING ME!!!!?!?!?!? 17:57 < aName> JOLLYRGRS: No. 17:57 < EKAJ> I HAVE A CHEVY, ME LIKE SO FAR 17:57 < aName> JOLLYRGRS: I never tolerate you. 17:57 < JOLLYRGRS> EKAJ: I'M A HUGE FAN OF THE GM 3800 SERIES ENGINES 17:58 <+giant_it_burrit> JOLLYRGRS: think cisco is a good jumping off point? 17:58 < JOLLYRGRS> aName: ILU2 17:58 <+giant_it_burrit> JOLLYRGRS: i have one of those 17:58 < bobbeh> all american cars are garbage 17:58 <+giant_it_burrit> series 2 17:58 < admiralspark> JOLLYRGRS: talk dirty to me, with the superchargers? 17:58 < bobbeh> change my mind 17:58 <+giant_it_burrit> l67 bby 17:58 < INT0X1C8> one of our company trucks has 589000 miles on it 17:58 < JOLLYRGRS> giant_it_burrit: THEIR BEGINING STUFF IS MORE OF JUST NETWORKING BASICS 17:58 <+giant_it_burrit> like how to subnet and such? 17:59 < EKAJ> JOLLYRGRS: I HAVE A 2500 WITH THE V8 6.0L 17:59 < JOLLYRGRS> I NEVER HAD A V8 17:59 < JOLLYRGRS> JUST THE V6 3.8L ENGINES 17:59 < JOLLYRGRS> AND YEAH, SERIES II 17:59 < JOLLYRGRS> giant_it_burrit: YUP 18:00 * estranger pats his 3.7L v6... someone hook me up w/ a supercharger 18:00 < estranger> plz thx 18:00 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> pull one at a junkyard 18:00 < admiralspark> EKAJ: good, solid engine 18:00 < JOLLYRGRS> giant_it_burrit: https://www.netacad.com/courses/networking/ccna-rs-introduction-networks 18:00 < estranger> ill just hook up a hairdryer 18:01 < JOLLYRGRS> giant_it_burrit: find something based on that stuff and you'll get good content 18:01 < JOLLYRGRS> http://www.freeccnastudyguide.com/study-guides/ccna/ch1/intro-to-networks/ 18:01 < Nightcinder> ur a content 18:01 <+layer-eight> * JOLLYRGRS → 1-1 Introduction to Networks - Free CCNA Study Guide 18:01 < admiralspark> estranger: that poor thing would need more than just a blower to keep from detonating :P 18:02 < estranger> aww no sshhh bebe, you no dentonate 18:02 <+giant_it_burrit> use 93 18:02 <+giant_it_burrit> thats what i ru 18:03 < DRAGONFLEAS> SO, I NEED HELP GUYS 18:03 <+giant_it_burrit> agreed 18:03 < DRAGONFLEAS> UM 18:03 < estranger> lol 18:03 < DRAGONFLEAS> MY GIRLFRIEND'S BROTHER, IS THE DIRECTOR OF OPERATIONS AT A BIG RECRUITING COMPANY LOCAL IN TULSA 18:03 < DRAGONFLEAS> ALL IT RECRUITING 18:04 < DRAGONFLEAS> HE SAID WITH MY EXPERIENCE HE COULD 99% SURE GET ME IN WITH HUGE CLIENT IN TULSA THAT PAYS SUBSTANTIALLY MORE THAN MY SALARY WITH CONTRACT TO HIRE 18:04 < DRAGONFLEAS> LIKE 18:04 < JOLLYRGRS> DRAGONFLEAS: WHAT DO YOU NEED HELP ABOUT? 18:04 < Church-> Man I fucking hate networking sometimes. 18:04 < DRAGONFLEAS> 15K BUMP 18:04 < Church-> Sup giant_it_burrit 18:04 < DRAGONFLEAS> SHOULD I AT LEAST INTERVIEW? 18:04 < JOLLYRGRS> WHY WOULD YOU NOT? 18:04 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> sure 18:05 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> ^ 18:05 < DRAGONFLEAS> I DON'T WANNA FEEL LIKE I'M BETRAYING THE COMPANY I'M AT BECAUSE I'VE ONLY BEEN HERE A YEAR 18:05 < admiralspark> DRAGONFLEAS: you should always interview. Even if you like your current job. Which you don't. 18:05 < admiralspark> wait 18:05 < admiralspark> did you work IT before the current org? 18:05 < DRAGONFLEAS> YES 18:05 < DRAGONFLEAS> I WAS AT AN MSP BEFORE THIS, AND A TECHNICIAN AT A CASINO FOR A YEAR AND A HALF BEFORE THAT 18:05 < admiralspark> okay, yeah, I wouldn't give two shits. Esp considering how much that nonprofit fucks you over daily :P 18:05 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> DRAGONFLEAS just remember, if they could replace you for someone cheaper they would in a heartbeat 18:05 < Church-> Stop yelling you fucking idjit 18:06 < admiralspark> Church-: they're all doing it 18:06 < admiralspark> idk why 18:06 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> SEE TOPIC 18:06 < DRAGONFLEAS> ABAKEDAPPLEPIE, YOU'RE RIGHT, BUT THERE'S NO ONE THAT WILL DO SOLE-ROLE FOR 38K A YEAR OTHER THAN ME LMAO 18:06 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> ITS RIGHT THERE 18:06 <@CRYPTIC1> READ THE TOPIC PLEASE 18:06 <@CRYPTIC1> IT IS CAPS ONLY TUESDAY 18:06 < DRAGONFLEAS> WHEN AM I GETTING +V CRYPTIC1 18:07 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> WHEN YOU STOP ASKING FOR IT 18:07 < DRAGONFLEAS> ANYWAYS 18:07 < DRAGONFLEAS> OK I'LL FINALLY LISTEN TO YOU GUYS AND GO INTERVIEW BECAUSE WHY NOT 18:08 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> DO THE THING 18:08 < grumplestiltzkin> BRANGONDREES, SRS, i DON'T CARE WHERE YOU LIVE, 38K FOR THAT IS ROBBERY. THEY HAVE TO KNOW THAT ANYONE WHO TAKES THE JERB FOR THAT PAY *HAS* TO BE DOING IT JUST TO GET EXPERIENCE AND LEAVE ASAP 18:08 < wac> 380K / year maybe? 18:08 < DRAGONFLEAS> WHO THE FUCK IS BRANGONDREES 18:08 < DRAGONFLEAS> LMFAO 18:09 < DRAGONFLEAS> WHAT DO I SAY IN INTERVIEW AS TO WHY I'M INTERESTED AT LOOKING AT OTHER OPPORTUNITIES 18:09 < DRAGONFLEAS> "I WANT DA MOAR MONIEZ" 18:09 < grumplestiltzkin> YOU SAY YOU ARE A NORMAL HUMAN AND ARE INTERESTED IN OPPORTUNITIES 18:09 < DRAGONFLEAS> I HEARD IF YOU GIVE OFF THAT YOU'RE MONEY-MOTIVATED IN AN INTERVIEW COMPANIES WON'T LIKE YOU 18:09 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> you want to further your career 18:09 < admiralspark> DRAGONFLEAS: I always tell them I'm looking to expand my skillset/move to this area/etc 18:09 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> and learn new technology 18:10 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> etc 18:10 < DRAGONFLEAS> KK 18:10 < DRAGONFLEAS> LET ME MESSAGE HER BROTHER 18:10 < admiralspark> DRAGONFLEAS: don't tell them money, because they'll also undercut the offer 18:10 < admiralspark> oo yeah learn new tech 18:10 < admiralspark> good one 18:11 < DRAGONFLEAS> WHENEVER INTERVIEWERS ASK ME WHAT SALARY I'M DESIRING, I ALWAYS SAY A RIDICULOUS AMOUNT 18:11 < DRAGONFLEAS> LIKE ALWAYS 10K MORE THAN I ACTUALLY WANT 18:11 < admiralspark> or if it's a departure from the career you're in, tell them you're looking for a change kinda thing 18:11 < admiralspark> oh 18:11 < DRAGONFLEAS> THE ONLY REASON I TOOK THIS SOLE-ROLE GIG IS BECAUSE LAST JOB WAS SO FUCKING SCARY THERE WERE FIST FIGHTS IN THE OFFICE 18:11 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> jesus really 18:11 < admiralspark> DRAGONFLEAS: I always, ALWAYS, even when facing a persistent HR person, tell them "Im looking for fair market value" 18:11 < estranger> career changes are scary 18:11 < admiralspark> if they say what is that, tell them "whatever this job pays at fair market.". 18:11 < DRAGONFLEAS> FAIR MARKET VALUE OF SYSADMIN IS LIKE 50K AVERAGE I THINK 18:12 < DRAGONFLEAS> WHICH WOULD BE 12K INCREASE FOR ME 18:12 < DRAGONFLEAS> THAT WOULD BE NICE 18:12 < estranger> salaries are very regional 18:12 < estranger> looking at national averages is useless 18:12 < admiralspark> If they persist, tell them "wage isn't your only concern, you're also going to make the decisions based on benefits (401k/health ins/etc) and team dynamic 18:12 < admiralspark> yeah 18:12 <+giant_it_burrit> HELLO Church- 18:12 < admiralspark> I did the stare-down-hr-and-say-FMV thing and got a 50% raise 18:12 < estranger> i more look at the median income for my town/county and see how I compare 18:12 < admiralspark> so 18:13 < estranger> then I go "how the fuck do people live on such little monies" from up on my high horse 18:13 < bobbeh> https://youtu.be/hzs5xSxLk5A 18:13 < admiralspark> DRAGONFLEAS: remind me what state you're in? 18:13 <+layer-eight> * bobbeh → ⚓ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzs5xSxLk5A&feature=youtu.be → YouTube → Will someone just help!!! → ⚘ 11,481 ↑ 43 ↓ 5 ✍ 16 18:13 < catbeard> might as well move to boca raton 18:13 < catbeard> no taxes 18:13 < catbeard> high CoL 18:14 < DRAGONFLEAS> OKLAHOMA 18:14 < grumplestiltzkin> I DON'T GET THAT. HELLDESK HERE IS LIKE 50K 18:14 < admiralspark> DRAGONFLEAS: yeah, helpdesk is 50k thewre 18:14 < DRAGONFLEAS> NO IT'S FUCKING NOT LMAO 18:14 < admiralspark> buddy in texas from ok is making 80k as a sysadmin rn 18:14 < DRAGONFLEAS> I DON'T KNOW HELPDESK AT ANY COMPANY IN TULSA THAT MAKES 50K HELP DESK 18:14 < admiralspark> dude 18:14 < grumplestiltzkin> DFW 18:14 < admiralspark> wait 18:14 < admiralspark> you;'re in tulsa? 18:14 < DRAGONFLEAS> YEAH 18:14 < estranger> tuesdays suck 18:14 < DRAGONFLEAS> NOT OKC 18:14 < admiralspark> jesus, said buddy is from there 18:15 < admiralspark> maybe he's hiring, lemme check 18:15 < DRAGONFLEAS> WTF 18:15 < DRAGONFLEAS> PLS DO 18:15 < admiralspark> you cool with defense contractor work? 18:15 < estranger> pls do the needful 18:15 < admiralspark> it's MSP style but pay is good 18:15 < DRAGONFLEAS> ADMIRALSPARK, AS LONG AS I DON'T NEED CLEARANCE 18:15 < DRAGONFLEAS> I GOT DENIED TOP SECRET BECAUSE OF MY CREDIT SCORE 18:15 < estranger> lol 18:15 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> i feel bad, i sent my coworker on a critical ticket POS machine down at a a client that never calls us... turns out their machine was 20 years old and it blew a motherboard and they dont want to buy new computers 18:15 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> i am so sorry, $coworker 18:15 < estranger> yeah bad money health is a liability 18:15 < grumplestiltzkin> BANGONFLEES SRS, FOR YOUR CAREER, YOU MIGHT WANT TO BE OPEN TO MOVING 18:15 < catbeard> you know what i can't get ever 18:15 < admiralspark> iirc they just need secret. Which is really easy to do 18:15 < estranger> susesptable to bribes 18:15 < catbeard> BILL NYE IS PATTERSON'S DAD 18:16 < catbeard> WTF 18:16 < estranger> I had to move to get a real salary... its scary, but do it while yer young 18:16 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> IS YELLING A NEW THING HERE?! 18:16 < catbeard> YES 18:16 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> ITS A THING 18:16 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> BUT NOT A NEW THING 18:16 < estranger> I maxed out my redneck county for $$ potential 18:16 < admiralspark> SysAdminGoneCraZ: check the channel title 18:17 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> admiralspark: GOOD CALL! 18:17 < admiralspark> DRAGONFLEAS: pm me 18:17 < estranger> once i realized i had to move, who cares if you move 2 hr or 20hrs away. can look for jobs anywhere then 18:18 * Church- is trying to stick to remote work 18:18 < admiralspark> ^^ 18:18 * Church- likes not having to move his ass from the couch 18:18 < estranger> WFH is the shit 18:19 < admiralspark> Church-: lots of jr's in here, who don't have the specialty yet to do remote 18:19 < grumplestiltzkin> YES, THERE IS A COST OF LIVING DIFFERENCE, BUT IF YOU MAKE 40K AND YOUR EXPENSES ARE 25K VS IF YOU MAKE 80 AND YOUR EXPENSES ARE 50, AT THE END OF THE DAY, SAME RATIO, BUT THE GUY MAKING 80 STILL HAS 30 K LEFT OVER 18:19 < Church-> admiralspark: Yeppppp. I got lucky. :P 18:19 < admiralspark> :P 18:19 < estranger> I have the perfect mix.. I WFH but I have to go to clients a couple times a week.. so I get out of the house still 18:19 < estranger> plus they pay for all my travels if I step foot outside 18:20 < estranger> "oops showed up early for a meeting... yer gonna have to pay for my starbucks and egg mcmuffin now" 18:21 < JOLLYRGRS> NICE 18:21 < estranger> starbucks food is terrible 18:21 < JOLLYRGRS> grumplestiltzkin: I'VE AWLAYS LOOKED AT IT THAT PPL IN HIGH COST OF LIVING PLACES HAVE IT EASIER 18:22 < JOLLYRGRS> B/C THAT XX% OF "SPENDING MONEY" YOU HAVE AFTER PAYING BILLS... IS A LOT HIGHER $$ THAN THOSE IN LOW COST OF LIVING 18:22 < JOLLYRGRS> I HAVE 20% OF MY $50K SALARY TO SPEND! WOO! OR I HAVE 20% OF MY $100K SALARY TO SPEND 18:22 < JOLLYRGRS> WHICH ONE GETS YOU MORE PS4/XBORX GAMES/CONSOLES? 18:22 < grumplestiltzkin> YUP. EVEN AT THE SAME RATIO, IF YOU'RE MAKING MOR, YOU HAVE MORE DISPOSABLE, PAY OFF DEBT FASTER, ETC 18:23 < JOLLYRGRS> COST OF RETAIL GOODS IS PRETTY MUCH FLAT ACROSS THE STATES (AT LEAST LOWER 48) 18:23 < wac> except fuel. 18:24 < wac> which has radically different pricing zipcode to zipcode. 18:24 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> WAC WITH SOLAR, IT'LL SOON BE A THING OF THE PAST. 18:24 < aName> JOLLYRGRS: I've looked at moving to Hawaii and making amazon subsidise it 18:24 < JOLLYRGRS> aName: LOL 18:25 < aName> Like... the cost of goods is the big problem with living there but amazon prime still works in Hawaii 18:25 < JOLLYRGRS> wac: DIFF PRICE FROM ONE STORE TO THE NEXT ON THE SAME CORNER! 18:25 < aName> It's just a bit slower is all 18:25 < wac> There is a corner near me that I've seen with a 40¢/gallon difference across the street. 18:26 < catbeard> GUESS WHAT I GOT YESTERDAY 18:26 < catbeard> FREEZER POPS 18:27 < estranger> catbeard, i almost picked up a bag of those this weekend 18:27 < JOLLYRGRS> catbeard: LIKE OTTERPOPS? 18:27 < estranger> catbeard, now im def gonna 18:28 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> catbeard: IM ON A DIET. THOSE ARE FORBIDDEN. 18:28 < catbeard> just gotta pour whiskey in the next batch 18:28 < JOLLYRGRS> http://thistalkaintcheap.com/the-mystery-of-the-otter-pops/ 18:28 < catbeard> WHISKEY POPS 18:28 <+layer-eight> * JOLLYRGRS → The Mystery of the Otter Pops - This Talk Ain't Cheap! 18:28 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> catbeard: BUT ... WHISKEY CAN'T FREEZE!? 18:28 < catbeard> it can't but it can get very cold 18:29 < JOLLYRGRS> SysAdminGoneCraZ: SURE IT CAN 18:29 < JOLLYRGRS> JUST MAY HAVE TO GET AN INDUSTRIAL STRENGTH FREEZER 18:29 < JOLLYRGRS> 0K EVERYTHING FREEZES... SOZ.... 18:29 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> JOLLYRGRS: LOL 18:30 < grumplestiltzkin> IIRC YOU CAN STILL GET AN APARTMENT AROUND HERE FOR 800ISH, DFW SUBURB LAND 1 bedroom or STUDIO 18:30 < asimon> WISH ME LUCK 18:31 < asimon> ABOUT TO ATTEMPT TO REMOTELY REPLACE ALL A USERS DRIVERS 18:31 < asimon> PDQ DONT FAIL ME NOW 18:31 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> SO I KNIDA STARTED A PROJECT AND I THINK IM A LITTLE OVERWHELMED. GOT MY KIDDO A POWERWHEELS AND IM GOING TO TRY AND ADD A WHOLE BUNCH OF STUFF. LIGHTS, CAMERAS, SOUNDS AND THE LIST GOES ON. 18:31 < aName> grumplestiltzkin: My rent on a small house is 360/mnth 18:31 < JOLLYRGRS> https://ih0.redbubble.net/image.413201060.1397/ap,550x550,16x12,1,transparent,t.png BLUE BLUE GUY WAS MY FAV 18:31 <+layer-eight> * JOLLYRGRS → IMAGE/PNG Document, 274,573 bytes 18:31 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> asimon: YOU DON'T NEED LUCK WITH PDQ. 18:31 < strive> SysAdminGoneCraZ: Sounds fun! 18:31 < JOLLYRGRS> AND WTF IS WITH THAT LINK ALL THOSE COMMAS 18:32 < grumplestiltzkin> ANAME: IN DFW AREA? i DON'T THINK THAT'S POSSIBLE 18:32 < JOLLYRGRS> asimon: YEAH, YOU DON'T NEED LUCK WITH PDQ, YOU JUST NEED TO CONVINCE YOUR BOSS TO BUY SCCM 18:33 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> strive: SOUNDS FUN, YEAH ... BUT WILL IT BE FUN AS IT PROGRESSES, THAT'S THE QUESTION LOL 18:33 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> strive: I HOPE IT'S WORTH IT IN THE END. 18:34 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> LOL THE ORANGE GUY LOOKS SAD 18:34 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> EVEN HE HATES HIMSELF 18:34 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> FUCK ORANGE POPS 18:34 < strive> SysAdminGoneCraZ: I had a neighbor that customized his sons' powerwheel. The sound system was ridiculous; it sounded like a was coming from an actual car. 18:35 < strive> SysAdminGoneCraZ: He had some spinners on it too...funny stuff. 18:35 < strive> Meanwhile, it's driving at 5mph. 18:35 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> strive: MY GRANDPARENTS DID THAT WITH THEIR GOLF CART 18:35 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> SPINNERS, UNDERLIGHTS, SOUND SYSTEM, SUBWOOFER 18:35 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> CUSTOM PINSTRIPING 18:35 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> GLITTER PAINT JOB 18:36 < khelpw> strive: I've got a friend who puts beefier batteries/motors in powerwheels and gets em up to ~20mph 18:36 < estranger> did they live in The Villages? 18:36 < khelpw> which is fucking terrifying 18:36 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> estranger: CLOSE 18:36 < estranger> they have golf cart competitions there 18:36 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> RANDOM RETIREMENT GOLF COMMUNITY IN NORTH FORT MEYERS 18:36 < shanth> we got an intern this week who just started school in netsec/networking. what sorta stuff would be cool to show him or have him do? he only knows a little bit about networking so far 18:36 < estranger> ABAKEDAPPLEPIE, word. my old man lives in the villages 18:36 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> strive: lol Nice. My plan is to a lot to it this year, like all the electrical, and then next year when he's older and drives better, get Stage 5 speed boots kits so he can REALLY zoom zoom. 18:36 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> THEY ENDED UP HATING THE WHOLE RETIREMENT COMMUNITY THING THO 18:37 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> BOUGHT THEIR OWN PLACE ON 2 ACRES IN SUN CITY 18:37 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> khelpw: I'm gonna be like your friend. 18:37 < hxcsp> shanth: SHOW HIM HOW TO TERMINATE HIS OWN CABLES ALL DAY 18:37 < shanth> savage hxcsp 18:37 < estranger> ABAKEDAPPLEPIE, ahh my dad loves it there.. lots of shit to do. plus hes married to my old baby sitter. so hes doing something right 18:37 < hxcsp> ;) 18:37 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> HAH 18:37 < khelpw> SysAdminGoneCraZ: that friend is missing a tooth as a result of his 18:37 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> khelpw: Holy shit. 18:37 < khelpw> just for what that's worth lol 18:37 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> YEAH THEY HAD LOTS TO DO TOO BUT THE DRAMA GOT TO BE TOO MUCH 18:37 < estranger> I come from a long line of pimps 18:37 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> APPARENTLY ITS LIKE FUCKING HIGH SCHOOL 18:37 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> BUT WITH GERIATRICS 18:37 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> BRB!!!!!!!!!! 18:37 < JollyRoger`> khelpw: THAT IS AWESOME. I REALLY LIKE THE IDEA OF SOUPING UP POWERWHEELS! 18:38 < estranger> ABAKEDAPPLEPIE, it's a bunch of jews and a bunch of ex mafia italians... gets interesting 18:38 < khelpw> http://www.powerracingseries.org/ you know this is a thing, right? 18:38 <+layer-eight> * khelpw → Power Racing Series 18:38 < JollyRoger`> OH MY GOD. I DID NOT. 18:38 < gnupluslinux> shanth probably start with having him learn your monitoring set up 18:39 < khelpw> Pro tip: Full face helmet will keep your teeth in your head 18:39 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> O DAM 18:39 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> THERES A POWER RACING EVENT HERE IN 2 WEEKS 18:39 < JollyRoger`> HEHEHE. IT IS SOMETHING I THINK I COULD GET INTO THOUGH! I HAVE SOME SKILLS WITH DOING CAD/CAM AND I CAN WELD. IF I HAD MORE TIME I WOULD LIKE TO VOLUNTEER. 18:39 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> I GOT TWO WEEKS TO BUILD A SUPERCHARGED POWERWHEEL 18:39 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> WHO IS GONNA GOFUNDME 18:39 < khelpw> Go spectate, meet some teams etc ABAKEDAPPLEPIE 18:39 < JollyRoger`> SWEET! 18:39 < khelpw> It's like an even-lower-cost lemons 18:39 < CORN266> I'LL GIVE YOU $3.50 18:41 < estranger> "With the exception of treaded tanks and walking/shuffling carts, Each car 18:41 < estranger> must have a minimum of three wheels" 18:41 < estranger> wtf is a shuffling cart 18:41 < estranger> khelpw, this looks awesome 18:41 < asimon> wtf dell 18:41 < asimon> https://imgur.com/a/nPM6mrh 18:41 <+layer-eight> * asimon → IMGUR Album → a few seconds ago → 1 Image → ⚘ 0 18:41 < asimon> How in the fuck are those feature 18:41 < asimon> s/feature/features 18:41 <+layer-eight> [SED asimon] How in the fuck are those features 18:41 < khelpw> Look at some of the previous years races 18:41 < khelpw> it's fucking amazing what some people come up with. 18:44 <+TuxedoJack> Thank god, retard mode seems to be dying down 18:45 <+TuxedoJack> I thought I'd stumbled into a Youtube comment thread or something 18:45 <+AnonymooseReddtr> lol 18:45 <+AnonymooseReddtr> WHY 18:46 < JOLLYRGRS> IF YOU WERE FROM WHERE I'M FROM, THEN YOU WOULD KNOW... 18:46 < JOLLYRGRS> TuxedoJack: THIS IS HOW WE DO IT 18:46 < squealingcode> I'm somewhat new to Windows sysprep, is that an OK question to ask here? 18:47 < JOLLYRGRS> squealingcode: SURE YOU CAN ASK, SOMEONE MAY OR MAY NOT KNOW, BUT WE WON'T KNOW UNLESS YOU ASK 18:47 < estranger> squealingcode, that was a statement 18:47 <+DRGIBBY|> why is everyone yelling now? 18:47 <+TuxedoJack> DRGIBBY|: LOUD NOISES. 18:47 < estranger> DRGIBBY|, its Be A Douche Nozzle Tuesday apparently 18:48 < JOLLYRGRS> estranger IS STILL SALTY HE DIDN'T GET A PHYSICAL INVITE IN HIS MAILBOX 18:48 <+DRGIBBY|> LOL 18:48 < estranger> i got Informed Delivery from USPS.. can confirm, got no invite. 18:49 < FELDA> :O 18:49 < FELDA> IT IS DRGIBBY| 18:49 < FELDA> WE ARE GRACED BY GREATNESS 18:49 <+DRGIBBY|> :O 18:49 <+DRGIBBY|> IT IS FELDA 18:49 <+DRGIBBY|> HOW ARE YOU MR FELDA 18:49 < FELDA> GOOD 18:50 < FELDA> I SOLD MY TRUCK 18:50 <+DRGIBBY|> :O 18:50 < FELDA> BOUGHT A BICYCLE 18:50 <+AnonymooseReddtr> lol 18:50 < FELDA> GETTING STRONK 18:50 * DRGIBBY| RINGS THE BELL 18:50 < BytesAndCoffee> its still caps only tuesday 18:50 < FELDA> MY CALVES WERE SCULPTED BY THE GODS 18:50 < BytesAndCoffee> FELDA: yeah but does it run pfsense 18:50 <+DRGIBBY|> FELDA, WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO WHEN IT SNERS? 18:50 < JOLLYRGRS> FELDA: WHY DID YOU SELL A TRUCK? 18:50 < FELDA> BytesAndCoffee IT DOES NOT HAVE ETHERNET BUT I COULD POWER AN SG-1000 WITH THIS BIKE 18:51 < FELDA> JOLLYRGRS BECAUSE IT WAS A 2WD 97 DODGE RAM 1500 SHORT CAB SHORT BED WITH SHIT MILEAGE 18:51 < FELDA> I LIVE 1.3 MILES AWAY FROM WORK SO IT TAKES THE SAME AMOUNT OF TIME TO RIDE MY BIKE TO WORK AS IT DOES TO DRIVE 18:51 < JOLLYRGRS> FELDA: AND YOU ONLY EVER GO TO BED? 18:51 < JOLLYRGRS> WHAT ABOUT WHEN YOU NEED TO BRING THAT R710 HOME? 18:51 < grumplestiltzkin> yeah, there's no real reason to have a dodge truck if it doesn't have a cummins 18:52 < JOLLYRGRS> NOT THAT YOU HAVE TO KEEP IT AS A DAILY DRIVER, BUT STILL GOOD TO HAVE ONE AROUND 18:52 < grumplestiltzkin> PLUS THAT IN CAPS 18:52 < FELDA> JOLLYRGRS I CAN USE MY DADS FERD EFF ONE FAFTY 18:52 < FELDA> HE LIVES 1 BLOCK AWAY FROM WORK 18:52 < squealingcode> lol, my irc client crashed. 18:52 < JOLLYRGRS> OH, WELL, WHAT IF YOU PICK UP A GIRL? 18:52 < JOLLYRGRS> EVER TRY TO PICK A GIRL UP ON YOUR BIKE? 18:52 < JOLLYRGRS> IF SO, SHE'D PROB CALL YOU PEEWEE HERMAN 18:52 < FELDA> I'LL SHOW HER MY STRONG BACK BY CARRYING HER HOME 18:53 < grumplestiltzkin> FELDA YOU SHOULD START DRIVING UBER, ON YOUR BIKE. GET STRONKER FASTER 18:53 < FELDA> I PLAN ON GETTING ONE OF THOSE KID TRAILERS AND THEN STEALING CHILDREN OFF THE STREET 18:53 < JOLLYRGRS> grumplestiltzkin: STRONKER, FASTER SEEMS LIKE THE START OF A DAFT PUNK SONG 18:53 <+SpeakerToMeat> stop screaming, kid. 18:54 < JOLLYRGRS> SpeakerToMeat: SORRY, I CAN'T HEAR YOU 18:54 <+AnonymooseReddtr> lol 18:54 <+AnonymooseReddtr> uber on your bike 18:54 <+AnonymooseReddtr> shit 18:54 < JOLLYRGRS> IT'S TOO LOUD IN HERE ON CAPS ONLY TUESDAY TO HEAR YOU WHISPERING 18:54 <+AnonymooseReddtr> that would be a great idea 18:54 <+AnonymooseReddtr> you could get one of those bike rimshaw things 18:55 < JOLLYRGRS> rimshaw? 18:55 < JOLLYRGRS> YOU MEAN RIMSHAW? 18:55 <+AnonymooseReddtr> i dunno 18:55 <+AnonymooseReddtr> YES 18:55 < JOLLYRGRS> AND BY THAT YOU MEAN RICKSHAW? 18:55 <+AnonymooseReddtr> rickshaw 18:55 <+AnonymooseReddtr> lol 18:55 <+AnonymooseReddtr> lol 18:55 <+AnonymooseReddtr> wtf 18:55 < squealingcode> OK, SO WHAT I WANT IS A SYSPREPPED IMAGE THAT HAS SOME PREINSTALLED SOFTWARE. THEN, WHEN THE USER CREATED DURING OOBE LOGS IN THE FIRST TIME, I WANT A POWERSHELL SCRIPT TO BE RUN. IS THERE AN EASY WAY TO ACCOMPLISH THIS WITHOUT USING UNATTEND.XML? 18:55 < technonerd> Usb restricted mode means I have to go into dfu to wipe a device 18:56 < squealingcode> I GUESS THE BEST WAY WOULD JUST BE TO CREATE A "SELF-DELETING" SCRIPT THAT RUNS "EVERY TIME" THE USER LOGS IN... 18:56 < asimon> squealingcode: Are GPO's an option? 18:57 < squealingcode> Unfortunately, no, these computers are not (and will not) be enrolled in a domain environment. 18:58 < squealingcode> I already have a powershell script that does what I want, I just want it to run as the user created during OOBE, as it changes some current user registry values. 18:58 < JOLLYRGRS> squealingcode: WHY NOT JUST A RUNONCE IN THE DEFAULT.DAT REGISTRY? 18:59 < JOLLYRGRS> OR WHAT VALUES? 18:59 < JOLLYRGRS> YOU MIGHT JUST BE ABLE TO EDIT THE DEFAULT.DAT AND NOT HAVE TO RUN ANYTHING AT STARTUP (UNLESS THE VALUES CONTAIN THE ACTUAL USER'S LOGIN NAME) 19:00 <+AnonymooseReddtr> wtf 19:00 < DARKSCRYPT> HOURS LATER AND WE ARE STILL SHOUTING 19:00 < squealingcode> JOLLYRGRS: That could absolutely work. So, if I understand correctly that will launch the script once for the first user that logs into the system? 19:00 < JOLLYRGRS> ugh, i can't do this and srsly help out... 19:00 < darkscrypt> i know. i just felt like you were constantly mad 19:01 < darkscrypt> or shouting over the fans in the data center. 19:01 < JOLLYRGRS> squealingcode: so yeah, but if it isn't username dependant and you jsut need to change "current_user" hive values.... it'd be easier to just load the default.dat hive and change it there once 19:01 < hxcsp> well CRYPTIC1 just wanted everyone to know how he felt all the time darkscrypt 19:01 < hxcsp> s/he/canadians/ 19:01 < JOLLYRGRS> and then no "every new logon" script would be needed at all 19:01 <+layer-eight> [SED hxcsp/JOLLYRGRS] and tcanadiansn no "every new logon" script would be needed at all 19:01 < hxcsp> you screwed it up for me JOLLYRGRS 19:01 < squealingcode> JOLLYGRS: I see. The username may vary, as it is set by the user upon first boot. 19:01 < darkscrypt> lololol 19:01 < squealingcode> So that would probably work, I'll check it out. Thanks. 19:01 < darkscrypt> never realized the s/ in regex was for SED 19:02 < JOLLYRGRS> squealingcode: but i'm saying... the values you are setting... do they inclue the username in the value itself? 19:02 < JOLLYRGRS> can you specify exactly what you are changing? 19:03 <@CRYPTIC1> ITS STILL TUESDAY GUYS PLEASE FOLLOW THE RULES 19:04 <@CRYPTIC1> SEE TOPIC -> ALL CAPS TUESDAY 19:04 < JollyRgrs> AAAAAAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 19:04 < JollyRgrs> https://imgur.com/gallery/2Q5Lyik 19:04 <+layer-eight> * JollyRgrs → IMGUR Gallery → annaliseannamae → Ideas for new game shows → 5 hours ago → No Topic → 1 Image → ⚘ 82,445 → ☺ 2,103 → ☹ 89 → ✡ 2055 → ✍ 205 19:05 < asimon> CRYPTIC1: BACK TO WORK 19:05 < squealingcode> Jollyrgrs: no, they do not include the username. The script enables the user's desktop shortcuts, e.g. "This PC", "Recycle Bin", the user folder, "Network" and so on. 19:05 < darkscrypt> oh i never looked at the topic 19:06 <@CRYPTIC1> D: 19:06 <@CRYPTIC1> TOPICS MATTER PEOPLE 19:06 < hxcsp> Topic set by cryptic1 (~cryptic1@unaffiliated/cryptic1) on Mon, 09 Jul 2018 22:12:47 it doesnt count. CRYPTIC1 set it on monday 19:06 < darkscrypt> JollyRgrs: aww. that's sad. it means she cheated =( 19:06 < JollyRgrs> squealingcode: if you can do it all by registry, then reg load c:\users\default\ntuser.dat and edit that 19:06 <@CRYPTIC1> IT DOES COUNT 19:06 <@CRYPTIC1> IT WAS SET MONDAY SO YOU COULD READ IT TUESDAY 19:06 < JollyRgrs> darkscrypt: i know :( 19:06 * CRYPTIC1 FACEPALMS 19:06 < squealingcode> So what it does is add keys to the HideDesktopIcons within HKEY_CURRENT_USER to enable those shortcuts. 19:06 < hxcsp> nope 19:07 < hxcsp> BACK TO WORK 19:07 <@CRYPTIC1> CAPS ONLY TUESDAY WHAT PART OF TUESDAY DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND 19:07 < JollyRgrs> darkscrypt: unless she got approved for adoption... when she didn't know he was sterile :P 19:07 <@CRYPTIC1> D: 19:07 < strive> Any good Windows user groups around? 19:07 < darkscrypt> strive: no. 19:07 < CORN266> CRYPTIC1, WHAT ABOUT AUSTRALIANS 19:07 <@CRYPTIC1> USER GROUPS? 19:07 < JollyRgrs> strive: YEAH.... THIS ONE 19:07 < JollyRgrs> YOU MEAN LIKE FORREAL MAILING LIST USER GROUPS? 19:07 < darkscrypt> bunch of microsoft GUI button pushers in here 19:07 <@CRYPTIC1> HE CANNOT BE SERIOUS 19:08 < strive> Just channels with Windows enthusiasts. 19:08 < darkscrypt> he might mean meatup 19:08 < hxcsp> strive: SECURITY OR DISTRIBUTION 19:08 < darkscrypt> try meatup 19:08 < CORN266> I'M PERSONNALY FOND OF THE ADMINISTRATOR GROUP 19:08 < strive> Just on IRC, not in real life. 19:08 < darkscrypt> pound pound windows 19:08 < JollyRgrs> squealingcode: then yeah, totally just reg load that hive, make the edits to the default ntuser.dat file and be done :) 19:08 < strive> That's strictly a support channel. 19:08 < JollyRgrs> i do that to set win10 tiles for new users 19:08 < darkscrypt> hklm://windows/support 19:09 < JollyRgrs> squealingcode: do you use MDT or SCCM? 19:09 < darkscrypt> how could it be a support channel? there are two pounds 19:09 < darkscrypt> two pounds means off topic on freenode 19:09 < JollyRgrs> darkscrypt: TWO POUNDS MEANS "NOT OFFICIAL" 19:09 < hxcsp> well here you have half windows enthusiasts, and half linux enthusiasts. then FELDA 19:09 < JollyRgrs> NOT "OFF TOPIC" 19:09 < darkscrypt> i'm a linux/windows enthusiast 19:09 < JollyRgrs> LIKE ##SCCM EXISTS BECAUSE #SCCM WOULD BE IF THE OWNER OF SCCM (SO... MSFT) DECIDED TO MAKE A CHANNEL HERE IN FREENODE 19:09 < strive> Ok. Thanks. 19:10 < squealingcode> JollyRgrs: Honestly, I am very new to sysprep and image deployment in general. What I am doing right now is just preparing an image on hardware/VM and then capturing the image using a live WinPE image. 19:10 < JollyRgrs> I'M PAN-OS-UAL 19:10 < darkscrypt> i'm Bi-OS 19:10 * CRYPTIC1 SHAKES HIS HEAD 19:10 < JollyRgrs> MY PRONOUNCS ARE VISTA, ME, AND AMIGA 19:11 < JollyRgrs> PRONOUNS EVEN 19:11 < JollyRgrs> squealingcode: but how are you deploying the image? 19:11 < darkscrypt> xp 19:11 < darkscrypt> that was both a smiley, and a pronoun 19:11 < JollyRgrs> squealingcode: i'd STRONGLY urge you to learn MDT... it won't take long and help you out TREMENDOUSLY with imaging 19:11 < asimon> question for the group, especially for any women here: if nobody is using the maternity room at work, is it cool to nap in there? 19:11 < darkscrypt> malware deployment toolkit 19:12 < darkscrypt> asimon: are you nursing? 19:12 < asimon> darkscrypt: i'm sleepy? 19:12 < hxcsp> JollyRgrs: look you type in all caps or you dont. dont mix them in the same sentance. you are going to give CRYPTIC1 a heart attack 19:12 < squealingcode> Jollyrgrs: Thank you, I'll do that! I'm still very green at this... Currently, I am combining the exported image to install.wim so that I can use Windows Setup to deploy the image. 19:12 < JollyRgrs> TOTES CRYPTIC1 https://imgur.com/gallery/KutGdep 19:12 <+layer-eight> * JollyRgrs → IMGUR Gallery → 9AKA2 → Fallout Cosplay. → 6 hours ago → No Topic → 2 Images → ⚘ 108,207 → ☺ 2,814 → ☹ 82 → ✡ 2786 → ✍ 188 19:12 < squealingcode> So that I can have one ISO with vanilla Windows + some customized image.s 19:13 < squealingcode> Probably not the most elegant way lol :D 19:13 < JollyRgrs> hxcsp: I SPECIFIED IT WAS TOO HARD TO SRSLY HELP SOMEONE OUT WHILE IN ALL CAPS, SO IN MY HELP TO squealingcode I WAS NORMAL-CASING IT 19:13 < darkscrypt> asimon: are there nursing women where you work? 19:13 < hxcsp> JollyRgrs: look doing it again 19:13 < JollyRgrs> squealingcode: ABSOLUTELY LOOK AT MDT.... YOU'LL THANK ME LATER 19:14 <@CRYPTIC1> OR YOU WON'T 19:14 < asimon> darkscrypt: There's one right now so of course I wouldn't nap while they are actively nursing, but I was thinking for like a year down the road 19:14 < darkscrypt> || he will 19:14 <@CRYPTIC1> MORE THAN LIKELY WON'T BECAUSE.... JOLLYRGRS 19:14 <@CRYPTIC1> OR IS IT JOLLYROGERS`? 19:14 < CORN266> IF I RUN SSH-ADD ON A REMOTE MACHINE AND IT TELLS ME THE PUBKEY SHOULD BE A PRIVKEY AM I RARTED? 19:14 < darkscrypt> CRYPTIC1: you are hurting my migrane 19:14 <@CRYPTIC1> OR IS IT JOLLYROGER` ? 19:14 < squealingcode> Jollyrgrs: Haha, I have no doubt :D 19:15 < darkscrypt> CORN266: rarted? 19:15 < CORN266> RARTARTED 19:15 < JollyRgrs> https://imgur.com/gallery/23yBlws 19:15 <+layer-eight> * JollyRgrs → IMGUR Gallery → ThisTimeLastYear → The greatest movie ever made → 7 hours ago → No Topic → 9 Images → ⚘ 135,219 → ☺ 4,615 → ☹ 126 → ✡ 4556 → ✍ 196 19:15 < darkscrypt> probably just the wrong format 19:16 < squealingcode> jollyrgrs: But just to summarize... You meant editing the ntuser.dat registry with the changes I want to apply to the user, right? Or use RunOnce to run the script once the first user logs in? 19:16 < squealingcode> I got kinda lost there lol 19:16 < CORN266> ALRIGHT I MIGHT JUST GEN THE KEYPAIR ON THE REMOTE MACHINE AND PULL THE PRIV KEY FOR MY LOCAL ONE 19:16 <@CRYPTIC1> WHATS THAT DARKSCRIPT? 19:16 < darkscrypt> CRYPTIC1: the shouting 19:16 <@CRYPTIC1> I CANNOT HEAR YOU 19:17 <@CRYPTIC1> PLEASE SPEAK UP 19:17 * darkscrypt flips the power switch on the UPS in the data center. 19:17 < darkscrypt> there. now you can hear me. 19:17 < darkscrypt> crash-override. 19:17 <@CRYPTIC1> NOPE PLEASE SPEAK UP 19:18 < JollyRgrs> squealingcode: runonce script is a janky solution (but would work). better solution is to edit the default user's ntuser.dat so that it is just done at account creation, not at first logon 19:18 < Hatter> WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO FOR 4 MORE HOURS 19:18 < darkscrypt> Hatter: go through those old work orders. 19:18 < JollyRgrs> I'M JETTING EARLY B/C I BOOK ALL MY DRS APPOINTMENTS AT 3PM... WHICH MEANS I SHOULD TOTALLY LEAVE AT 2PM 19:19 <@CRYPTIC1> "DOCTORS" APPOINTMENT 19:19 < Hatter> THAT'S FINE BUT PLEASE STOP SAYING JETTING 19:19 <@CRYPTIC1> HE IS LEAVING TO PICK UP METH 19:19 <@CRYPTIC1> AND YES NO MORE "JETTING" 19:19 < hxcsp> JollyRgrs IS JUST EXCITED FOR HIS PHYSICAL TODAY 19:20 < grumplestiltzkin> ISNT 'JET' THE OTHE NAME FOR METH IN FALLOUT? 19:20 <@CRYPTIC1> YES 19:21 < _KaszpiR_> qustion, does windows 10 automatically logs off the user if his account expired in AD? 19:21 < hxcsp> CRYPTIC1 SEEMS REALLY KNOWLEDGABLE ON JET/METH 19:21 < hxcsp> MAYBE JollyRgrs IS PICKING IT UP FROM HIM 19:21 < squealingcode> jollyrgrs: Perfect! And then, if I create a user five months down the road, that same ntuser would be applied to the new user, correct? 19:21 < blinkingprompt> i didn't survive the snap 19:21 < JollyRgrs> squealingcode: CORRECT 19:22 < squealingcode> jollyrgrs: Man, if only I could buy you a beer... ;-) Thanks alot! 19:22 <@CRYPTIC1> SQUEALINGCODE JOLLYRGRS ACCEPTS TINDER TIPS 19:23 <@CRYPTIC1> ALSO ACCEPTS GRINDER TIPS TOO 19:23 < squealingcode> haha, perfect. 19:23 <@ravioli> _KaszpiR_: Not sure about Windows 10 but I'm pretty sure that didn't happen in previous versions of Windows 19:24 < _KaszpiR_> maybe there is some optio for GPO scripts... 19:24 < _KaszpiR_> just wondering, thats' all 19:27 < squealingcode> With my limited AD experience, I am also sure that it does not log the user off. I think you will have to log his or hers user of manually. 19:27 < squealingcode> Or by using a script, as you mentioned. 19:27 < vavkamil> using nginx, can you set different "server header" for various vhosts? 19:38 < scwizard> ahh 19:38 < scwizard> this docker image is 820MB now 19:38 < scwizard> i probably need to lose weight too :( 19:40 < JollyRgrs> when your docker image weighs less than you do 19:40 < JollyRgrs> 930lbs is kinda large, scwizard 19:40 < JollyRgrs> unhealthy some doctors might say 19:41 < scwizard> ayy lmao 19:43 < FELDA> WHERE THE CAPS AT? 19:43 < scwizard> man 19:43 < scwizard> i wish i could be more productive working from home 19:43 < scwizard> but it doesn't help that i'm doin git cause i'm sick 19:45 < MadCamel> opposite here. I've worked from home most of my life. Going into an office knocks down my productivity by a ton. Easier to be comfy/distraction-free at home 19:46 < MadCamel> plus no commute means some extra sleep/not being tired all the time, less stress.. 19:47 < Hatter> and you get to be naked all day 19:47 < Hatter> what's that like? 19:48 < MadCamel> Eh, video meetings preclude that. Most people don't like communicating via text so to be considered a real team-member there's lots of video involved. 19:49 < VINROCK> WHY IS EVERYONE IN HERE YELLING 19:49 < MadCamel> OOPS SORRY I LEFT MY CAPSLOCK ON 19:49 < VINROCK> OK NP 19:49 < grumplestiltzkin> MadCamel: BUT THEN YOU ONLY NEED TO WEAR A DECENT LOOKING SHIRT, YOU CAN 'DONALD DUCK' IT ALL DAY IF YOU LIKE 19:50 < m4221> Hello 19:51 < MadCamel> grumplestiltzkin: EVER SAT IN A COMPUTER CHAIR FOR 8 HOURS WITH NO PANTS? IF YA GOTTA WEAR A TOP MIGHT AS WELL PANT UP AT THAT POINT 19:51 < estranger> scwizard, heh our docker image is like 900mb... no way around it 19:51 < admiralspark> scwizard: the hell is in that container?? 19:51 < asimon> MadCamel: You can have a skype meeting with no pants but not with no top 19:51 < scwizard> admiralspark: the container is called companyname/ci 19:51 < JollyRgrs> asimon: if you don't do video, then sure 19:51 < MadCamel> it's got java i bet 19:52 < scwizard> it's everything the ci system needs to do its ci thing 19:52 < asimon> JollyRgrs: Then its just a phone call 19:52 < estranger> one java to rule them all! 19:52 < scwizard> for this one project at least 19:52 < scwizard> cyoz: oh man ipv6 19:52 < scwizard> the only way I get ipv6 is on my phone :( 19:52 < estranger> im skipping ipv6 and waiting for ipv8 19:52 < Holo> what is wrong with ipv6? 19:53 < grumplestiltzkin> MadCamel: WHEN I WORK FROM HOME THESE DAYS, i USE A LAPTOP IN A RECLINER. MAS PRODUCTIVITY 19:53 < scwizard> it's great but it seems our office's isp doesn't support it 19:53 < estranger> if it was any good youd think people would use it by now 19:53 < cyoz> can't remember it 19:53 < cyoz> yeah my ISP only gives me ipv6 so it's nothing I did 19:53 < estranger> i need a proper office to wfh.. no recliner fo rme 19:53 < estranger> id sleep :D 19:53 < technonerd> Fedex backend is a potato 19:53 < scwizard> man i wish i had a proper office 19:53 < Holo> estranger sounds like its time to bash them with how they cant keep up and you are worried about their support in the future 19:54 < estranger> technonerd, dont worry, its gonna be better ;) 19:54 < scwizard> i still live in a apartment in the ghetto 19:54 < technonerd> I'm sick of writing shipping labels 19:54 < scwizard> tbh i don't wanna buy a house until i have a wife 19:54 < grumplestiltzkin> I THOUGHT SO TOO, BUT MY HOME OFFICE BECAME CRAMPED WHEN WE HAD THE BABY, IT BECAME THE TV/HANGOUT ROOM TOO - AND i HAVEN'T MOVED IT INTO ANOTHER ROOM. THAT ONE ROOM IS DOING TOO MUCH NOW 19:54 < scwizard> otherwise the loneliness would hurt too much 19:55 < grumplestiltzkin> scwizard: THE TRICK IS TO BUY THE HOUSE BEFORE THE WIFE, SO YOU GET TO PICK OUT WHAT YOU WANT 19:55 < estranger> grumplestiltzkin, yeah.. i might have to swap offices but im keeping a dedicated office space even post baby 19:55 < estranger> its really a requirement for me 19:55 < scwizard> i mean 19:55 < Hatter> MadCamel: EVER TRY SITTING FOR 8 HOURS IN A BOWL OF PUDDING? IT'S DELIGHTFUL. 19:55 < scwizard> bleh 19:55 < estranger> ill prob lose my VR space :( 19:55 < scwizard> you do make a good point 19:55 < scwizard> idk 19:55 < grumplestiltzkin> estranger: TOTALLY FOR ME TOO, HAVE TO BE ABLE TO JUST CLOSE THE DOOR, FROM EITHER SIDE. JUST HAVENT GOTTEN TO MOVING IT YET 19:56 < scwizard> of course you want to imagine your future wife doesn't really care if you have a nice house or not but... 19:56 < estranger> if you get a house and then a wife she will just throw out all your shit anyhow 19:57 < estranger> i did everything backwards.. i lived with my wife as roommates.. then we started dated. then we had a baby, then we got married. murica! 19:57 < grumplestiltzkin> I MEAN, THATS THE PATH I TOOK. SO i HAVE A HOUSE NEARISH TO A LAKE, A SEPARATE WORKSHOP BUILDING, AND THERE WAS NO DISCUSSION ABOUT IT, I JUST BOUGHT IT. THE WEDDING WAS LIKE 18 MONTHS LATER 19:57 < estranger> this years tax exemptions is going to be off the hook 19:57 < Heresiarch> estranger: the only backwards bit of that is that you lived with her before dating. 19:58 < scwizard> estranger: i dunno if that's full backwards, at least you dated before you got married? 19:58 < estranger> we were engaged for 3 days 19:58 < scwizard> "we got married then we started dating" would be kinda uhhhhhhhhhhh 19:58 < estranger> :D 19:58 < VINROCK> MAN IM ANXIOUS TO BUY A HOUSE 19:58 < VINROCK> I DONT WANT TO IN NJ 19:58 < scwizard> VINROCK: move to austin? 19:58 < VINROCK> THE PROPERTY TAXES ARE FUCKIN INSANE AND I DONT WANT TO BE STUCK HERE IF I DECIDE TO LEAVE 19:58 < estranger> VINROCK, yeah.. 19:58 < VINROCK> IM THINKING TAMPA IF I SKIDADDLE 19:58 < estranger> VINROCK, thats where im at.. i dunno if I want to buy a house in IL, and i dunno how long im gonna be here 19:58 < estranger> but i hate fucking renting 19:58 < VINROCK> YEAH ME TOO MAN 19:59 < VINROCK> I COULDA BOUGHT A FEW LAMBORGHINIS BY NOW WITH ALL THE MONEY IVE BLOWN ON RENTING 19:59 < Heresiarch> VINROCK: 19:59 < VINROCK> IM PRETTY SURE FL IS LIKE 50% NJ TRANSPLANTS 19:59 < scwizard> jersey shore to south shore 19:59 < CORN266> VINROCK, I AGREE BUT RENT IS MORE EXPENSIVE THAN A MORTGAGE 19:59 < VINROCK> YEAH ITS WAY MORE 19:59 < VINROCK> IVE BEEN RENTING ALL MY ADULT LIFE 19:59 < grumplestiltzkin> VINROCK: THERE'S A BIGFINANCIAL BENEFIT TO NOT BUYING A HOUSE TOO, IF YOU ARE FINANCIALLY DISCIPLINED ENOUGH TO DO IT - IF YOU TAKE HTE DELTA BETWEEN YOUR RENT AND WHAT A MORGAGE ESCROW ACCOUNT BILL WOULD BE EVERY MONTH , AND INVEST THAT, YOU MIGHT END UP WAY AHEAD OVER THE EQUITY BUILDUP 19:59 < Heresiarch> 30% Jersey, 50% NY, 15% everywhere else, 5% native 19:59 < VINROCK> I THROW ALMOST 2 GRAND INTO THE AIR EVERY MONTH 20:00 * giant_it_burrit waits for VINROCK to repeat 20:00 < scwizard> VINROCK: the fuck? 2k in rent in IL??? 20:00 < VINROCK> NO IM IN JERSEY 20:00 < scwizard> are you renting a mansion? 20:00 < scwizard> oh 20:00 < scwizard> nm 20:00 < VINROCK> ESTRANGER FLED FROM THIS PLACE AND MOVED TO IL 20:00 < CORN266> RENT IN JERSEY IS 2K?? 20:00 < Holo> FUCK 20:00 < VINROCK> FOR MY CONDO IT IS 20:00 < scwizard> yes 20:00 < Holo> THATS EXPENSIVE 20:00 < scwizard> 2k is normal in jersey 20:01 < VINROCK> YEAH ITS NOTHING SPECIAL 20:01 < CORN266> I PAY 950 FOR A 2BED/1BATH IN VA 20:01 < VINROCK> 1BR, 2BA ~900SQ-FT LOFT 20:01 < asimon> 2k is pretty normal 20:01 < VINROCK> DAYUM 20:01 < CORN266> WHY DO YOU HAVE 2 BATHS AND 1 BED? 20:01 < asimon> I've got 2.4k for a 2bed/2.5bath 20:01 < asimon> Northern VA 20:01 < VINROCK> SO I HAVE POOPIN' OPTIONS 20:01 < VINROCK> ONE BATHROOM DOWNSTAIRS, ONE UPSTAIRS 20:02 < CORN266> ASIMON YOU IN NOVA? 20:02 < asimon> CORN266: yeah, about to move to vienna 20:02 < CORN266> THE PLACE WITH THE SAUSAGES? 20:02 < VINROCK> SNAUSAGES 20:03 < asimon> i hope so 20:03 < asimon> sausages are my favorite 20:03 < scwizard> i like how looking at the mods list 20:03 < VINROCK> GIGGITY 20:03 < scwizard> you can see exactly what mod is responsible for these shenanigans 20:04 <+giant_it_burrit> 710 for 3 bed 1 bath in nyc 20:04 <+giant_it_burrit> eat my dick 20:04 < asimon> 710??? 20:04 < asimon> what in the fuck 20:04 < grumplestiltzkin> NO 20:04 <+giant_it_burrit> 800 if you include fios 20:04 < CORN266> WTF YOU MUST LIVE IN A GHETTO 20:04 <+giant_it_burrit> and that includes my data center at home 20:04 <+giant_it_burrit> alazare619: can confirm 20:04 <+giant_it_burrit> not ghetto 20:05 <+giant_it_burrit> just white privledge 20:05 < Pebbles5> Is not new York like 2500? 20:05 < CORN266> HOW MANY DICKS DID YOU SUCK 20:05 < AnimalFarmPig_> rent control? 20:05 <+giant_it_burrit> CORN266: so far 0 20:05 < Pebbles5> *NYC I MEAN 20:05 <+giant_it_burrit> nope coop 20:05 < gavit> anyone use Proxmox Mail Gateway? 20:05 < gavit> I wonder how production ready it is 20:05 <+giant_it_burrit> it was a fucking pain tho to get the apt transfered to me 20:05 <+giant_it_burrit> discression of the board 20:06 <+giant_it_burrit> fuck them 20:06 <+giant_it_burrit> got a lawyer to get em 20:06 < AnimalFarmPig_> probably would have been easier to just suck some dicks 20:06 <+giant_it_burrit> probably 20:07 <+giant_it_burrit> i prefer to make people miserable so we can all be sad together 20:07 < EKAJ> `bofh 20:07 <+layer-eight> BOFH Appears to be a slow/narrow scsi-0 interface problem 20:09 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> IS IT FRIDAY YET 20:09 < grumplestiltzkin> giant_it_burrit: IN WHICH BOROUGH IS A 3 BED APARTMENT $800? 20:10 < JFDkthx> ABAKEDAPPLEPIE: I FUCKING WISH 20:10 < JFDkthx> IM OFF TOMORROW 20:10 < JFDkthx> AND IM LEAVING FOR THE DAY 20:10 < JFDkthx> GET FUCKKED 20:11 <+giant_it_burrit> brooklyn 20:11 <+giant_it_burrit> grumplestiltzkin: 20:11 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> I PRESENT TO YOU FOR YOUR VIEWING PLEASURE 20:12 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> A SANDWICH https://i.imgur.com/olnV6rW.jpg 20:12 <+layer-eight> * ABAKEDAPPLEPIE → IMGUR Image → image.jpeg → Image/jpeg → a few seconds ago → 4032x3024 → ⚘ 15 20:13 < JFDkthx> FUCKING 4K 4:3 PICTURE 20:13 < JFDkthx> U DUM 20:13 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> IM SORRY MY ADNVANCED PHONE CAMERA IS TOO MUCH FOR YOU TO HANDLE 20:13 < grumplestiltzkin> HOW DID YOU EVEN TAKE A 4:3 WITH YOUR PHONE? 20:14 < hxcsp> ABAKEDAPPLEPIE: I TOO HAD A DOUBLE DECKER SANDWICH FOR LUNCH 20:14 < hxcsp> BUT FUCK THAT DRESSING STUFF 20:14 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> grumplestiltzkin THATS JUST WHAT IT DOES? 20:14 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> WOULD YOU RATHER IT BE 3:4 20:14 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> I CAN MAKE THAT HAPPEN 20:15 <+giant_it_burrit> rotate it 90 defrees 20:15 < grumplestiltzkin> ARENT MOST PHONE CAMERA RESOLUTIONS MORE 'RECTANGLY' ? 20:15 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> NO 20:15 < genr8_> 18:9 is the new wave 20:15 < genr8_> is today really still tuesday? 20:16 < syere> today has dragged on 20:16 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> I MEAN A CAMERA SHOOTING IN 18:9 IS THROWING AWAY PIXELS TBH 20:16 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> THAT WOULD BE SILLY 20:16 < genr8_> someone find rpifan and tell him to message me. we never exchanged info now im not gonna be able to find him at bisco 20:16 < grumplestiltzkin> ABAKEDAPPLEPIE: IS YOUR 'PHONE' ACTUALLY A SONY MAVICA WHERE IT DOESN'T HAVE MEMORY CARDS, BUT SAVES THE PICTURES ON A 3.5 FLOPPY? 20:17 < genr8_> we used those in highschool in like the year Y2k 20:17 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> IPHONE 6S+ 20:17 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> TBH 20:17 <+AnonymooseReddtr> https://globalnews.ca/news/4322551/amazon-ottawa-announcement/ 20:17 <+layer-eight> * AnonymooseReddtr → City, Amazon announce new distribution centre in Ottawa | Globalnews.ca 20:21 < Bru-> anyone using pihole? 20:22 < vavkamil> me 20:23 < Bru-> you dig? 20:23 <+giant_it_burrit> i do 20:23 <+giant_it_burrit> i hoe too 20:23 < Bru-> you dig? 20:23 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> i backfill 20:24 < Bru-> huhu 20:24 <+giant_it_burrit> i like my pihole 20:24 <+giant_it_burrit> got a little screen so it shows stats 20:24 < Bru-> i typically put food in my pihole 20:24 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> does anyone ever tell you to shut it 20:24 < Bru-> but apparently itll block ads 20:24 < Bru-> too 20:24 < Bru-> :D 20:24 < Bru-> i think imma install a docker instance 20:24 < Bru-> on my linux box 20:24 < Bru-> give it a whirl 20:25 < vavkamil> I'm configuring it right now 20:25 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> can you run pihole on a pfsense box? 20:25 < vavkamil> trying to delete todays logs 20:25 < Bru-> no fn clue 20:25 < Bru-> never used 20:26 < FELDA> ABAKEDAPPLEPIE you can just run pfblockerng which has the same abilities 20:26 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> oh 20:26 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> hmm 20:26 < Bru-> but i got an overpowered linux box that needs work to do 20:26 < Bru-> :D 20:26 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> yeah, samesies 20:26 < FELDA> ABAKEDAPPLEPIE has a DNS blacklist you can drop in there 20:26 < Bru-> does sophos utm have it? 20:26 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> well, just a big ass server 20:26 < Bru-> thought about building one of those out 20:26 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> we use sophos xg here 20:26 <+giant_it_burrit> i like pihole 20:26 < Bru-> out of an old desktop 20:26 <+giant_it_burrit> use it to manage your dns 20:26 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> it does not have an ad blocker but im sure theres some tool you can use to do similar 20:27 <+giant_it_burrit> does dnsmasq 20:27 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> dns blacklist 20:27 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> or something 20:27 < FELDA> yeah 20:27 <+giant_it_burrit> pihole blocks ads 20:27 < Bru-> yeah 20:27 < Bru-> wasnt sure if it has a regularly updated dns list 20:27 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> also i have 0 clue how sophos utm relates to sophos xg 20:27 < Bru-> the sophos i mean 20:27 < vavkamil> did you guys hear about turris? 20:27 < Bru-> guess il ljust have to PLAY 20:27 <+giant_it_burrit> Bru-: phile does idk about sophos 20:27 < Bru-> gotta do something with these boxes 20:28 < Bru-> hopefully itll support my second nic in that box 20:28 < Bru-> i had a Silicom dual Gbe nic 20:28 < Bru-> but it didnt support it 20:28 < DOMLS3> HEY 20:28 < DOMLS3> YOU PEASANTS 20:28 < DOMLS3> WHY ARE YOU NOT IN CAPS 20:28 < Bru-> but i gotta wonder if i need a router that uses 300W PSU 20:28 < Bru-> lol 20:29 < Hatter> domls3: you made it not cool 20:29 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> 300W? chump change 20:29 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> im gonna install pfsense on my DL380 g8 20:29 < FELDA> noice 20:29 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> 14 NICs 20:30 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> who needs a switch 20:30 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> :v 20:30 < Bru-> haha 20:30 < FELDA> I'm getting my Dell R710 back with Server 2016 Hyper-V and doing a VM pfsense 20:30 < Bru-> "my router increased by power bill by 200%!" 20:30 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> lol 20:31 < Bru-> what i need to snag is an i7-2600 20:31 < Bru-> max out my hyper-v box 20:31 < Bru-> just cant justify the cost atm 20:31 <@systemdee> FELDA, welcome to the club 20:31 <@systemdee> now just use dsc to configure it 20:31 < genr8_> fuck i7, get weird xeons bruh 20:31 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> ^ 20:31 < Bru-> genr8_: then i gotta buy new mobos 20:32 < technonerd> Bru-: buy mine? 20:32 < genr8_> not really. they cheap as F and just as compatible 20:32 < Bru-> im working with work recycled machines 20:32 < Bru-> desktops 20:32 < Bru-> technonerd: you have one available? 20:32 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> oh god 20:32 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> sage is calling 20:32 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> wtf 20:33 < genr8_> anything from X58 or X79 would run a great xeon 20:33 < DomLS3> sage mas? 20:33 < technonerd> I have a 2700k 20:33 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> yes 20:33 < DomLS3> ha 20:33 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> that sage 20:33 < DomLS3> fuck that shit 20:33 < technonerd> Doing nothing 20:33 < technonerd> I was going to build a home lab 20:33 < BytesAndCoffee> someone wrote a PAM module for WSL so you can use windows hello to authenticate sudo 20:33 < technonerd> ... 20:33 < BytesAndCoffee> (is using "PAM module" RAS Syndrome?) 20:34 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> yes 20:35 < Bru-> technonerd: checking to see if mobo will support 20:35 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> well, actually no 20:35 < BytesAndCoffee> https://github.com/nullpo-head/WSL-Hello-sudo it says face recognition, but it uses the Windows Hello API, so it works with any Windows Hello method of authentication 20:35 <+layer-eight> * BytesAndCoffee → GitHub → nullpo-head → WSL-Hello-sudo → sudo by face recognition of Windows Hello on Windows Subsystem for Linux (WSL), or Bash on Ubuntu on Windows. Actually this is a PAM module for Linux. → @ ~ 10 months ago → Rust → ✡ 51 → Forks: 1 → ☹ 1 20:35 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> isnt PAM a plural 20:35 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> pluggable authentication modules, its the name of the interface for the module 20:35 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> so PAM module works 20:35 < BytesAndCoffee> ah 20:35 < BytesAndCoffee> PAM is the name of the API 20:36 < BytesAndCoffee> PAM module is something that uses/extends that API 20:36 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> yeah something like that 20:36 < BytesAndCoffee> anyways 20:36 < BytesAndCoffee> its neat 20:36 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> and that does sound neat 20:36 < BytesAndCoffee> now i can write an initscript for WSL that doesn't need me to type my password 20:37 < Bru-> technonerd: how much you want for it? 20:37 < BytesAndCoffee> just use pin auth 20:37 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> i have no idea how WSL works, what does it normally use for a user store? 20:37 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> what does it auth against? 20:37 < BytesAndCoffee> or once i get my fingerprint reader replaced (got an onsite request active right now), i can use fingerprint auth 20:38 < BytesAndCoffee> ABAKEDAPPLEPIE: WSL = Windows Subsystem for Linux 20:38 <@systemdee> i cant use windows hello 20:38 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> oh wait yeah 20:38 <@systemdee> because my laptop stayed closed on the cabinet beside me 20:38 < darkscrypt> WINDOWS SUBSYSTEM FOR LINUX 20:38 < BytesAndCoffee> systemdee: lol 20:38 < Bru-> anyone testing ws2019 yet/ 20:38 < Bru-> ? 20:38 < darkscrypt> BytesAndCoffee: i got excited seeing that written in here, and thought i made a new friend 20:38 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> ws2019? what is that 20:38 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> oh 20:38 < darkscrypt> BytesAndCoffee: then I recognized that we are already friends 20:38 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> window server 20:38 < BytesAndCoffee> darkscrypt: lol 20:39 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> i saw it come up on technet 20:39 < BytesAndCoffee> darkscrypt: im probably one of the biggest WSL fans 20:39 < BytesAndCoffee> i want WSL to become big 20:40 < BytesAndCoffee> it has massive potential 20:40 < Heresiarch> WSL is as big as it's going to get. 20:40 < darkscrypt> BytesAndCoffee: have you installed powershell and .net core inside ubuntu inside the wsl? 20:40 < BytesAndCoffee> darkscrypt: blashpemy 20:40 * estranger drops the mic 20:40 < Heresiarch> It was designed as a toy for developers - and it's going to stay that way. 20:40 < estranger> now that was a good meeting 20:40 < BytesAndCoffee> blasphemy* 20:40 < BytesAndCoffee> Heresiarch: have you seen the WSL subreddit? 20:40 < adamb> MS Linux 2020: Home Edition 20:41 < adamb> Y'all wait and see 20:41 < darkscrypt> BytesAndCoffee: link? 20:41 < darkscrypt> adamb: i can see that clearly.... with 20 20 vision 20:41 < BytesAndCoffee> https://old.reddit.com/r/bashonubuntuonwindows/ 20:41 <+layer-eight> * BytesAndCoffee → A Windows Subsystem for Linux Subreddit 20:41 < darkscrypt> there are going to be so many lame vision related puns in 20 20 20:41 < darkscrypt> i can just see it now 20:41 < estranger> :I 20:41 < darkscrypt> can there be a linux subsystem for windows? 20:41 < BytesAndCoffee> darkscrypt: there is 20:41 < BytesAndCoffee> WINE 20:41 < Heresiarch> BytesAndCoffee: ahh, so more Windows admins are discovering linux. 20:42 < BytesAndCoffee> really the same thing but in reverse 20:42 < adamb> In truth the future is already here, Microsoft already have their own Linux 20:42 < adamb> More than one, iirc 20:42 < BytesAndCoffee> they're both dynamic syscall translation layers 20:42 < estranger> Hello, my name is Linus Torvalds and I pronounce Linux as Linux 20:43 < Heresiarch> BytesAndCoffee: reading through the first page of topics, it seems more like WSL is a gateway drug for Windows admins to not fear linux than anything else. 20:43 < darkscrypt> wine is not a windows emulator though 20:44 < binaryhermit> lol https://i.redd.it/o5b2n789m5911.png 20:44 <+layer-eight> * binaryhermit → IMAGE/PNG Document, 482,768 bytes 20:44 < binaryhermit> silly amazon 20:44 < darkscrypt> lol . i know what they are. :) 20:44 < BytesAndCoffee> darkscrypt: and WSL is not a linux emulator 20:45 < Bru-> technonerd: how much you want for it? 20:45 < BytesAndCoffee> its a syscall translation layer 20:45 < BytesAndCoffee> thats the gist of it 20:45 < Heresiarch> in terms of actual technical advancement, SQL Server on linux is more interesting. 20:45 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> that... sounds... terrifying 20:46 < BytesAndCoffee> the two main components are pico processes, and the NT personality that captures linux syscalls and translates to NT 20:46 * estranger vomits 20:46 < technonerd> Bru-: 225? 20:46 < estranger> sorry about that 20:46 < Bru-> technonerd: probs out of my budget atm 20:46 < darkscrypt> BytesAndCoffee: i've actually read most of the windows internals book :) 20:46 < Bru-> technonerd: thats a bitchin CPU though 20:48 < technonerd> I it ran at 4ghz on air for like 5 years 20:49 < technonerd> Wanted todo pci pass through but shitty intel 20:50 < Bru-> oof dah 20:51 < Bru-> technonerd: im not 100% sure your CPU will be compatible with my mobo either 20:51 < Bru-> q67 express chipset doesnt have it listed 20:52 < technonerd> Lga 1155 20:54 < genr8_> run an X3440 or something 20:54 < Bru-> yeah socket size is the same 20:54 < Bru-> 3rd gen intels have that socket size too, but arent supported on that chipset 20:54 < Bru-> its tempting to get a xeon 1260l 20:54 < Bru-> theyre cheap 20:54 < Bru-> snag some cheap ECC mem 20:55 < genr8_> you dont even need the ram 20:55 < Bru-> not sure if that desktop will handle it 20:55 < Bru-> but the chipset will 20:55 < aName> fedex is really pissing me off today 20:55 < aName> twice now I've filled out the 'make a shipment' form 20:55 < DRAGONFLEAS> YOU GUYS ARE NEVER GOING TO GUESS WHAT JUST HAPPENED 20:55 < aName> twice now the system has been down 20:55 < DRAGONFLEAS> JUST CAUGHT A CUSTOMER STEALING ONE OF THE SERVERS FROM MY OFFICE 20:55 <+giant_it_burrit> wut 20:55 < Bru-> lol 20:55 < genr8_> try a Xeon 1275 20:55 < DRAGONFLEAS> I WENT DOWN THE HALL AND LEFT MY DOOR CRACKED FOR JUST A SECOND 20:56 <+giant_it_burrit> punch them 20:56 < genr8_> or somewhere in that series. you can OC it. 20:56 < DRAGONFLEAS> CLIENT WALKED INTO MY OFFICE, GRABBED A SERVER I WAS ABOUT TO BUILD AND STARTED WALKING 20:56 < Bru-> genr8_: this chipset will only support 1260l and 1230l 20:56 < genr8_> not 1290 ? 20:56 <+giant_it_burrit> kick them in the taint 20:56 < Bru-> "officially" 20:56 < genr8_> eh k 20:56 < genr8_> i think it would work. 20:56 < DRAGONFLEAS> I YELLED AT HIM AND HE SETS IT DOWN AND SAYS "I DON'T WANT ANY PROBLEMS MAN" 20:56 < DRAGONFLEAS> I CALLED THE POLICE 20:56 < DRAGONFLEAS> AND THEY ARRESTED HIM 20:56 <+giant_it_burrit> JAIL BITCH 20:56 < Bru-> genr8_: them xeons are cheap though 20:56 < DRAGONFLEAS> WHAT A FUCKING CRAZY DAY LMAO 20:57 < estranger> was it his server? 20:57 < Bru-> cam get off ebay for <70$ shipped 20:57 < Bru-> can* 20:57 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> hypothetical situation that came up in another chatroom: if you found cp on someones computer 17 years ago and did nothing, what would you do about it today, anything? 20:57 < Bru-> does the comp still exist? 20:57 < genr8_> its because of the power delivery, but the "L" editions are 45 watt CPUs and the 1290 is 95 watts, and the rest of the 1230-1260-1290 series are all 95 watts 20:58 < genr8_> so 95 watts is normal for that, i think it would work 20:58 < Hatter> ABAKEDAPPLEPIE: why didn't you do something 17 years ago? 20:58 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> someone that you only met once and never got their name even 20:58 < estranger> if i did nothing 17 yrs ago id do nothing today except remember that I did nothing so that I do something next time 20:58 < Bru-> ^ 20:58 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> thats a fair answer 20:58 < Bru-> gotta live with that man 20:59 < genr8_> https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=List_of_Intel_Xeon_microprocessors§ion=64#Xeon_E3-12xx_(uniprocessor) 20:59 < Bru-> unless you still know it exists 20:59 <+layer-eight> * genr8_ → List of Intel Xeon microprocessors - Wikipedia 20:59 < Hatter> ABAKEDAPPLEPIE: I think if you saw cp and didn't report it you could get in dutch 20:59 < Bru-> genr8_: one of these days ill build out a nice home server 21:00 < Bru-> those low power jobs are cheap though 21:00 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> Hatter: said hypothetical is a 13 year old finding it on a family friends computer 21:00 < Bru-> 4core/8thread 21:00 < Hatter> ABAKEDAPPLEPIE: so you're what, 30 now? 21:00 < DomLS3> Hatter: What are you going to do for a face when the baboon wants his ass back? 21:00 < Hatter> !report DomLS3 hurtful comments 21:01 < DomLS3> Hatter: You look like something I'd draw with my left hand 21:01 < TAPOXI> SHOULDNT IT BE LINUX SUBSYSTEM FOR WINDOWS 21:01 < DomLS3> WINDOWS > LINUX 21:01 <@systemdee> Hello Hatter, you reported a hurtful comment? 21:01 < TAPOXI> THE WINDOWS SUBSYSTEM FOR LINUX IS WINE 21:01 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> TAPOXI: lol 21:01 < Hatter> systemdee: At the time it was only one hurtful comment, but doubled after my report 21:02 < CORN266> BEST WAY TO ACCESS EXT4 FROM WINDOWS? 21:02 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> install linux 21:02 < TAPOXI> CORN266: VIRTUAL MACHINE 21:02 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> samba share 21:02 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> xD 21:02 < DomLS3> Hatter: Two wrongs don't make a right. Take your parents for example. 21:02 < CORN266> IT WOULDN'T LET ME FORWARD THE USB DEVICE IN THE VM 21:02 < Hatter> systemdee: tripled now 21:03 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> DomLS3 is just upset that his parents are brother and sister 21:03 <@systemdee> Please go to the follow address and let us know your concerns so we can take action. www.saltytears.net.gov.cn 21:03 < Hatter> I believe I'm being mocked and I don't care for it 21:03 < DomLS3> Hatter: Please also submit a sample of your tears so I can taste them for validity 21:03 < Sousapro> Has anyone here dealt with veeam instant recovery? 21:03 <@systemdee> Hatter, a full investigation will be conducted, don't worry. 21:03 <@systemdee> Kindly do the needful. 21:04 < Sousapro> Trying to figure out if it kills the VM the second I click migrate to production storage 21:04 < DomLS3> yeah, a full investigation of systemdeeznutz 21:04 < Hatter> see? he's out of control 21:04 < DomLS3> Actually, I'm quite in control 21:04 < DRAGONFLEAS> Anyone know of a good solution to inventory all computers in my environment? 21:04 < DRAGONFLEAS> Kind of like what SCCM does with reporting 21:04 <@systemdee> Please submit a new ticket and we will work on them as they come in, Hatter 21:04 < DomLS3> DRAGONFLEAS: solarwinds has a good free product 21:04 < Hatter> DRAGONFLEAS: lansweeper, pdq inventory 21:04 < DRAGONFLEAS> pdq inventory? 21:04 < Sousapro> ++ 21:04 < DRAGONFLEAS> how much does that cost? 21:05 < Sousapro> $500 per admin annually 21:05 < asimon> DRAGONFLEAS: $500/seat 21:05 < Hatter> DRAGONFLEAS: it's free for a watered down version, maybe a few hundred bucks for a single license 21:05 < DRAGONFLEAS> is there a free version 21:05 < DomLS3> systemdee: I sacrifice 1 lootcrate for Hatter to be +q'd for 5 minutes 21:05 < DRAGONFLEAS> fuck 21:05 < DRAGONFLEAS> needs a central server 21:05 < DRAGONFLEAS> gotta wait till next year 21:05 < DomLS3> DRAGONFLEAS: use solarwinfs 21:05 < DomLS3> solarwinds 21:05 < DomLS3> it's free 21:05 < DomLS3> or maybe it 21:06 < DomLS3> or maybe it's spiceworks 21:06 <@systemdee> DomLS3, instructions unclear 21:06 < DomLS3> I can't remember 21:06 < syere> ocs inventory works well 21:06 < DRAGONFLEAS> why did DomLS3 just get muted 21:06 < DomLS3> systemdee: you must run on linux to be this confused 21:06 < Hatter> DRAGONFLEAS: mind your beeswax alright 21:06 <@systemdee> DomLS3, my subsystems run on BeOS 21:07 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> doesnt that ammyy admin do some sort of inventory 21:07 < DomLS3> s/BeOS/BitchOS 21:07 <+layer-eight> [SED DomLS3/systemdee] DomLS3, my subsystems run on BitchOS 21:07 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> i know that tool is basically ancient 21:07 <@systemdee> That's -50 DKP DomLS3 21:07 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> spiceworks does inventory too i think 21:07 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> that is obnoxiously free 21:07 < DomLS3> systemdee: that's ok. I'll earn it back from your mom later 21:07 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> GOTEEEEEM 21:07 <@systemdee> MINUS 21:07 <@systemdee> 50 21:07 <@systemdee> KDP 21:07 < Hatter> DomLS3: you're cruisin for a bruisin 21:08 < syere> DRAGONFLEAS: https://www.ocsinventory-ng.org/en/ 21:08 < adamb> Open up your firewall, I'll tell you how many systems you have and how good they are for crypto mining 21:08 < TAPOXI> HEY ANYONE USE GITLAB CI 21:08 <+layer-eight> * syere → OCS Inventory NG » OCS inventory project 21:08 < DomLS3> Hatter: You mom is hurtin for a squirtin 21:08 < adamb> TAPOXI: YES 21:08 < TAPOXI> adamb: HOW IS IT 21:08 < adamb> I WANT IT TO HAVE MY BABIES 21:08 < adamb> BIT TRICKY TO SET UP THOUGH 21:08 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> syere: i cant trust a company that cant optimize their website past 15 seconds of loading time 21:08 < DomLS3> systemdee: That's ok. I'll earn the KDP back from your sister 21:08 < adamb> BUT ONCE IT'S GOING, IT'S WORKED FLAWLESSLY 21:08 < syere> ABAKEDAPPLEPIE: then you have obviously always had a budget 21:08 < tapoxi> adamb: IM GOING TO USE THE HELM CHART AND HOPEFULLY IT DOESNT FUCK ANYTHING UP 21:08 < DomLS3> Then I'll combine the DKP and KDP to make XRP 21:09 < adamb> SOUNDS GOOD, CI ALL THE THINGS 21:09 < tapoxi> IM EXCITED ABOUT THIS AUTO DEVOPS SHIT THEY SHIPPED 21:11 * ABAKEDAPPLEPIE squirts all over DomLS3 21:11 < adamb> I wasn't joking about CI'ing all the things, I've even got the FreeRADIUS WiFi configs tested with gitab CI 21:12 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> Domls3 IRL https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QovRuqmROac 21:12 <+layer-eight> * ABAKEDAPPLEPIE → ⚓ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QovRuqmROac&app=desktop → YouTube → Squirt Pillow - That's NOT Pee... It's SQUIRT! → ⚘ 399,737 ↑ 643 ↓ 417 ✍ 236 21:12 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> nsfl 21:12 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> dammit layer-eight 21:12 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> ruin the fun 21:12 < DRAGONFLEAS> does this "Robocopy "SOURCE_DIRECTORY" "DESTINATION_DIRECTORY" /E /COPYALL /MIR /R:10 /W:5 /V /ETA" look good for migrating a big file share 21:12 < Heresiarch> tapoxi: I DID 21:12 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> DRAGONFLEAS: only one way to find out 21:13 < tapoxi> Heresiarch: YOU DID WHAT 21:13 < Heresiarch> tapoxi: I IGNORED ALL THE AUTO-DEVOPS CRAP, BUT THE BASICS ARE PRETTY STRAIGHTFORWARD YAML CONFIG 21:13 < Heresiarch> (gitlab-ci) 21:13 < tapoxi> OH 21:13 < tapoxi> SWEET 21:14 < Heresiarch> ITS ALL DOCKER-BASED THOUGH, AND IF YOU'RE GONNA GO WITH AUTOSCALING YOU MIGHT WANT TO LOOK UP THEIR DOCUMENTATION ON GITLAB-CI + DOCKER-MACHINE 21:14 < adamb> ABAKEDAPPLEPIE: thanks for ruining my youtube suggestions for the next month 21:14 < hxcsp> ABAKEDAPPLEPIE: THAT WAS FUCKING GROSS 21:14 < Hempux> ARE WE STILL DOING ALL CAPS? 21:14 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> i said nsfl! 21:15 < adamb> I was expecting a dirty computer or something 21:15 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> no, a dirty nasty human 21:15 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> much worse 21:16 < tapoxi> Heresiarch: getting into it because of the k8s integration 21:16 < admiralspark> Man 21:16 < Hempux> What the fuck ABAKEDAPPLEPIE 21:16 < admiralspark> I need to learn/implement gitlab's ci/cd stuff 21:16 < Heresiarch> tapoxi: didn't get that far. 21:16 < admiralspark> actually, I need to write tests for my code 21:16 < Heresiarch> admiralspark: was it you who was asking about a role for AWX? 21:16 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> i cant believe you guys havent seen that before 21:16 < admiralspark> that'd be a better start 21:16 < tapoxi> all my shit is helm charted already so ideally having it kick off a helm install wont be that hard 21:17 < admiralspark> Heresiarch: yess 21:17 < admiralspark> did you get a chance to post it? 21:17 < adamb> if you can do it with helm you'll probably have an easier time, I'm using hand rolled docker hosts because my automation isn't quite where I want it yet 21:17 < adamb> also, fuck docker's IPv6 support 21:17 < tapoxi> im on GKE life's breezy 21:18 < Heresiarch> admiralspark: no, but I did get it more or less set up. It's ubuntu-specific right now, but should give you a good idea of what's going on. Gimme a sec to un-private the repo. 21:18 < adamb> I ended up routing a /64 each to all 10 of the container hosts 21:18 < tapoxi> ugh 21:18 < tapoxi> yeah I haven't touched ipv6 yet 21:19 < adamb> if you do, don't bother dicking around with trying to make docker do something sane 21:19 < adamb> just give it a subnet 21:19 < adamb> let it manage it itself 21:19 < Heresiarch> admiralspark: check PM 21:19 < grumplestiltzkin> ITS STILL TUESDAY 21:20 < adamb> it's wednesday somewhere 21:21 < DRAGONFLEAS> lmfao 21:21 < DRAGONFLEAS> i just accidentally deleted my entire document redirection area with that robocopy script 21:21 < DRAGONFLEAS> what the fuck do i do now 21:21 < Bru-> ctrl-z 21:21 < Bru-> dug 21:21 < Bru-> duh* 21:22 < adamb> https://www.linkedin.com/jobs 21:22 <+layer-eight> * adamb → LinkedIn Job Search: Find US Jobs, Internships, Jobs Near Me | LinkedIn 21:22 < DRAGONFLEAS> i'm fucking 21:22 < DRAGONFLEAS> i'm actually fucked 21:22 < DRAGONFLEAS> HOLY FUCK 21:22 < DRAGONFLEAS> NOT FUCKING GOOD 21:22 < DRAGONFLEAS> IT WAS THE FUCKING MIRROR SWITCH 21:22 < DRAGONFLEAS> FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK 21:22 < DRAGONFLEAS> FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK 21:22 < DRAGONFLEAS> FUCK 21:22 < Bru-> bdr? 21:22 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> rip 21:22 < asimon> have you tried turning it off and back on again 21:23 < DRAGONFLEAS> god fucking damn it 21:23 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> good thing you've got that interview 21:23 < DRAGONFLEAS> um 21:23 < DRAGONFLEAS> this is serious 21:23 < DRAGONFLEAS> what do i do 21:23 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> recover from backups 21:23 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> and pray 21:23 < Bru-> ^ 21:23 < Bru-> BDR man 21:23 < aName> I love when our call center agents will claim they can't login to their email. The email that authenticates against the same AD as the machine they just logged into. 21:23 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> do you have shadow copy enabled 21:23 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> check there first 21:23 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> nice quick fix 21:23 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> cut and paste 21:23 < adamb> In the following order: VSS, Failover, Onsite Backups, Offsite Backups, Forensic Recovery 21:23 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> if its nt enabled, enable it for the next time 21:23 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> and continue into your backups lol 21:24 < DRAGONFLEAS> last backups are from last night 21:24 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> check shadow copy. 21:24 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> it fires at 7am and noon by default 21:24 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> if its enabled 21:24 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> which is not default 21:24 < aName> I just want to tell their supervisors that these people are either incompetent or lying. 21:24 < Bru-> aName: users man... 21:24 < Bru-> if they knew what they were doing, helpdesk techs wouldnt be employed 21:25 < adamb> Also, for the next storage array you buy make sure it has zero copy snapshots 21:25 < adamb> We have 300TB of storage from IX Systems, snapshots itself every 20 minutes 21:25 < adamb> Come at me, cryptolocker 21:26 < aName> Bru-: I dunno, some of the users are, uh... frequent fliers. 21:26 < Bru-> yeah... 21:26 < Bru-> lol 21:26 < DRAGONFLEAS> i'm praying backup exec right now 21:26 < DRAGONFLEAS> please work backup exec 21:26 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> DRGIBBY|: did you check vss yet 21:26 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> DRAGONFLEAS 21:26 < Bru-> aName: theyre putting your techs kids through college! 21:26 < DRAGONFLEAS> we don't have VSS enabled yet 21:26 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> why not lol 21:26 < DRAGONFLEAS> trying to get all servers off 2003 r2 first 21:27 <+giant_it_burrit> what did you blow away? 21:27 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> sounds like his whole user data store 21:27 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> root folder redirection store 21:28 < Bru-> bet calls are rolling in now 21:31 < adamb> Holy shit backup exec 21:31 < adamb> You're toast 21:32 < adamb> Just going to leave this here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSrnXgAmK8k 21:32 <+layer-eight> * adamb → YouTube → All of our data is GONE! → ⚘ 4,456,525 ↑ 129,333 ↓ 2,369 ✍ 16,959 21:32 < DRAGONFLEAS> my boss is laughing his ass off at me 21:33 < DRAGONFLEAS> yep ABAKEDAPPLEPIE you're right 21:33 < DRAGONFLEAS> i walked in and told my boss and he said "did you try calling IT" 21:33 < DRAGONFLEAS> fucking asshole 21:33 < Bru-> haha 21:33 < Bru-> if he's laughing dont sweat too much 21:33 < Bru-> DRAGONFLEAS: backups there? 21:34 < DRAGONFLEAS> yep 21:34 < DRAGONFLEAS> it's at 6 percent already 21:34 < DRAGONFLEAS> i'm restoring successfully 21:34 < DRAGONFLEAS> people are already seeing there stuff come back 21:34 < DRAGONFLEAS> backup exec is actually working? 21:34 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> DragONFLEAS: we all have our ops moments just hope you learn from them 21:34 < Bru-> DRAGONFLEAS: from last night? 21:34 < adamb> Once upon a time I rm -rf'd an NFS share of running VM's 21:34 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> I killed our production firewall once... That was NOT fun 21:34 < CORN266> https://media.giphy.com/media/9K2nFglCAQClO/giphy.gif 21:34 <+layer-eight> * CORN266 → IMAGE/GIF Document, 783,788 bytes 21:34 < Bru-> they need an IT catastrophe reality show 21:35 < Bru-> saw a comment on that YT vid 21:35 < Bru-> thatd be fun to watch 21:35 < adamb> Did you know that VMware has a Kb article on how to rebuild a VMDK header by hand? 21:35 < DRAGONFLEAS> it's skipping a bunch of files that already exist 21:35 < adamb> I didn't 21:35 < Bru-> i killed our most critical production DB mid day once 21:35 < Bru-> 500GB DB 21:35 < Bru-> that is constantly synced to all day long 21:35 < Heresiarch> Bru-: reality...show? You mean, like people getting paid to portray IT infra slowly going to shit? 21:35 < adamb> https://kb.vmware.com/s/article/1002511 21:35 <+layer-eight> * adamb → VMware Knowledge Base 21:35 < Bru-> Heresiarch: i dunno...something like that 21:35 < adamb> 40 VM's I had to restore the VMDK header for 21:35 < Bru-> i know itd be fake 21:36 < Heresiarch> Bru-: didn't The IT Crowd already cover that ground? 21:36 < Bru-> fortunately i did that only 10 mins after a BDr backup took place 21:36 < Bru-> Heresiarch: good point 21:36 < DRAGONFLEAS> fuck robocopy 21:36 < DRAGONFLEAS> never using robocopy again 21:36 < Bru-> yeah robo is good 21:36 < Bru-> but you gotta be fn careful 21:36 < Bru-> weve done that before 21:37 < Bru-> but we also had the BDR SMB share mounted at the same time 21:37 < Bru-> just in case lol 21:38 < adamb> DRAGONFLEAS: dn't sweat it, you learned like, 7 valuable lessons 21:38 < Bru-> ^ 21:38 < Bru-> IT man... 21:38 < Bru-> shit happens 21:38 < Bru-> learn from it 21:38 < Bru-> document it 21:39 < Bru-> we all fuck up 21:39 < Bru-> well all fuck up again 21:39 < estranger> +1. Everyone has fuck ups and systems will always crash.. it's how you respond that matters 21:39 < Bru-> keep a cool head 21:40 < Bru-> communicate with your boss about it 21:40 < Bru-> and get crackalackin 21:40 < adamb> Don't forget downtime doughnuts 21:40 < estranger> what are these downtime doughnuts you speak of 21:40 < estranger> i would like some plz. 21:40 < adamb> if you cause downtime, you bring in doughnuts 21:41 < adamb> It's the law 21:41 < hxcsp> damn DRAGONFLEAS 21:41 < hxcsp> lol 21:41 < Bru-> werd 21:41 < DRAGONFLEAS> CEO's files got deleted 21:41 < DRAGONFLEAS> I had to go tell her it was a bug in a script 21:42 < DRAGONFLEAS> lmfao 21:42 < DRAGONFLEAS> WHEW 21:42 < adamb> `bofh 21:42 <+layer-eight> BOFH Party-bug in the aloha protocol. 21:42 < estranger> update with out a where 21:42 < DRAGONFLEAS> everything is restoring 21:42 < DRAGONFLEAS> script only got through about 5 people's files before i stopped it 21:42 < DRAGONFLEAS> so some people were spared 21:42 < DRAGONFLEAS> computing does not forgive, computing does not forget 21:42 < DRAGONFLEAS> expect it 21:43 < estranger> back in the 90s we had a website taking donations for a major politician... and osmeone submitted "100.--" instead of "100.00" and it commented out the where caluse and fucked the whole live db :D 21:43 < estranger> the 90s rocked 21:43 < adamb> Let me tell you about the time I sudo rm -rf /'d my own workstation to prove that modern OS's won't let you rm -rf / 21:44 < adamb> Man, was I surprised when it turned out OS X didn't implement --no-preserve-root 21:44 < DRAGONFLEAS> backup exec job failed 21:44 < DRAGONFLEAS> access is denied 21:44 < DRAGONFLEAS> FUCK 21:44 <+DRGIBBY|> sudo !! 21:45 < estranger> lol 21:45 < estranger> adamb, hahah really? 21:45 < adamb> really 21:45 < hxcsp> ow 21:45 < adamb> Right in front of a coworker too 21:45 < estranger> that's pretty awesome 21:45 < adamb> "Look, modern OS's won't let you... and all my files are disappearing" 21:45 < estranger> like that guy who said "YOU CANT BREAK THESE SKY SCRAPER WINDOWS, WATCH!" and runs, jumps onto the glass, and falls through to his death 21:45 < adamb> Exactly like that! 21:46 <+DRGIBBY|> /r/holdmybeer 21:46 < adamb> I said it with such confidence, too 21:46 < estranger> so awesome 21:47 < adamb> And that's how I learned the difference between the GNU userland and the BSD userland 21:47 < estranger> so much win in this conversation 21:48 < Bru-> DRAGONFLEAS: computing does what you tell it to do and nothing more 21:48 < rpifan> hi 21:48 < rpifan> genr8_, 21:48 < estranger> oh god my brain hurts reading this ArangoDB architecture 21:49 < adamb> Is it wwebscale? 21:49 < Heresiarch> tbf, GNU userspace didn't always have --no-preserve-root either. :D 21:49 < estranger> how do you have a CP distributed database, but do async writes to your secondary replicas with out the master waiting for the secondaries to acknowledge? 21:50 < estranger> ugh and separate coordinator servers vs data servers.. multiple types of data servers none the less 21:50 < adamb> estranger: eventual consistancy 21:51 * Heresiarch eyes estranger while eating popcorn 21:51 < estranger> adamb, the C in CP is consistent 21:51 < adamb> you can have consistency with eventual consistency 21:51 < estranger> that is AP with tunable C 21:51 < estranger> they are claiming to be staight CP 21:52 < adamb> if you can build in collision avoidance in your application layer 21:52 < estranger> yet have eventually consistent pieces in their architecture 21:52 < Heresiarch> so they take out secondaries at random during writes? 21:52 < estranger> so if you are expecting a consistent system but you do a read from a seconary befire it gets an async write from the master you now have inconsistent data yer not expecting 21:53 < Hatter> a CHILD PORN distributed database? 21:53 < estranger> "Following the CAP theorem, clusters in ArangoDB use the CP master/master model with no single point of failure. When cluster encounters a network partition, ArangoDB prefers to maintain its internal consistency over availability." "Secondary database servers provide asynchronous replicas of the primaries. .. Since replication works asynchronously with eventual consistency, the process doesn’t impede the performance of the primary s 21:53 < estranger> ervers. " 21:53 < Hatter> estranger I know we go back on efnet, but I think you should be removed 21:54 < estranger> those two sentences from their own docs seem to go against each other 21:54 < admiralspark> Hatter: that's harsh. Maybe this is the new estranger? 21:54 < estranger> https://www.arangodb.com/why-arangodb/cluster/ 21:54 <+layer-eight> * estranger → ArangoDB Cluster 21:54 < estranger> hey im just asking questions here! 21:54 < Heresiarch> estranger: not necessarily. It sounds like RAC, where a certain set of blocks/tables/etc would be mastered by a particular node. 21:54 < adamb> so in the event of a partition they just take down the cluster 21:54 < estranger> but my CAP spider senses are going off reading this 21:55 < Heresiarch> so in the case of a master failure for a given set of blocks, all ops on those blocks would wait until a new master was set within the cluster. 21:56 < Heresiarch> but that also required shared storage. 21:56 < estranger> Heresiarch, sure.. but each master can have 1+ secondaries... and it says they dont wait for the secondaries to ack and its eventually consistent.. yet claim to be CP. maybe im missing something, but your reads should be balanced across your secondaries giving you the chance to get inconsistent data 21:56 < adamb> adding guarantees to eventual consistency is possible though, you just have to constrain the kinds of data/operations 21:56 < estranger> not talking failures.. just straight CRUD ops 21:56 < adamb> e.g. making objects immutable, referring to them with a UUID 21:57 < insecurity> any ilo experts in the house? what would happen if i change the Remote Console Port to something other than 17990? 21:57 < estranger> adamb, yeah im really just talking about these docs specifically not distributed computing in general 21:57 < hxcsp> insecurity: certain death 21:57 < insecurity> :o 21:57 < estranger> as a dev you treat a CP and AP datalayer differently.. if your data layer claims to be CP but is NOT actually consistent... i can see that causing problems 21:57 < Heresiarch> estranger: but they sacrifice availability - the master node for a given set of data isn't guaranteed to be available. 21:58 < adamb> insecurity: confused T1 helpdesk techs 21:58 < insecurity> it just an SBS. 1 ip pen test 21:58 < insecurity> i used an exploit to create my own ilo user 21:58 < insecurity> can't use the virutal console though 21:58 < sadbox> estranger: hey but they tested with jepsen 21:58 < insecurity> they have a closed port that i'm hoping is nat'd through to this host 21:58 < estranger> Heresiarch, if you can read from a secondary replica.. and all your writes go to a master but the master does NOT wait for the secondaries to acknowledge the writes you no longer have a consistent system... right? 21:58 < DRAGONFLEAS> got all the files restored 21:59 < DRAGONFLEAS> thank fucking god 21:59 < DRAGONFLEAS> backup exec actually worked 21:59 < estranger> sadbox, ha nice1 21:59 < DRAGONFLEAS> FUCKING WHEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW 21:59 < hxcsp> DRAGONFLEAS: good job 21:59 < estranger> oh shit i got a KUBERNETES CALL :( id rather discuss CAP here 21:59 < adamb> insecurity: should work fine 21:59 < adamb> could you pivot off anyhing? use ssh tunnelling? 21:59 <+giant_it_burrit> estranger: wut 21:59 < genr8_> rpifan: dog 21:59 < estranger> and all im saying here is these guys claim to be consistent but they dont have a consistent architecture 22:00 < Heresiarch> you're assuming that the data is immediately available on write/commit. 22:00 < adamb> estranger: I'm sure they do, under undisclosed/poorly documented conditions 22:00 < genr8_> it would be, assuming sync writes 22:00 < estranger> genr8_, they say async specficially 22:00 < estranger> brb though .. got a dumb call 22:01 < Heresiarch> estranger: it might be getting written, but if the data has an assigned master node, then any reads would refer to the master anyway. 22:01 < estranger> then why have secondaries if you cant read form them? 22:02 < estranger> ok brb for real this guy is talking to me and im ignoring him lol 22:02 < Heresiarch> estranger: they might become primary in a failover cond. 22:05 * adamb patents rock-paper-scissors based database conflict resolution 22:06 < DRAGONFLEAS> fuck 22:06 < DRAGONFLEAS> CEO wants me to come to her office at 4 22:06 < DRAGONFLEAS> fuck fuck fuck fuck 22:06 < DRAGONFLEAS> well boys 22:06 < DRAGONFLEAS> it's been a good ride 22:06 < DRAGONFLEAS> see you on the flipside 22:06 < VINROCK> IS THAT WHAT SHES LOOKING FOR 22:06 < VINROCK> WINK WINK NIDGE NUDGE 22:06 < adamb> DRAGONFLEAS: what time zone 22:06 < DRAGONFLEAS> CST 22:06 < VINROCK> HUMNA HUMNA 22:06 < VINROCK> BOIOIOING 22:06 < DRAGONFLEAS> i'm fucking shaking 22:06 < DRAGONFLEAS> i'm shaking so hard 22:07 < adamb> you've got 2 hours to frame someone 22:07 < adamb> plenty of time 22:07 < DRAGONFLEAS> I think i'm having an anxiety attack 22:07 < DRAGONFLEAS> adamb i'm sole-role 22:07 < DRAGONFLEAS> there is no framing 22:07 < VINROCK> GO DROP A DEUCE 22:07 < VINROCK> CLEANSE THE SOUL 22:07 < adamb> well 22:07 <+giant_it_burrit> DRAGONFLEAS: admit mistakes 22:07 < adamb> prepare for the worst hope for the best 22:07 <+giant_it_burrit> say you learned 22:08 <+giant_it_burrit> and end with backups were tested 22:08 <+giant_it_burrit> and they work 22:08 < asimon> DRAGONFLEAS: Deep breath. You'll be fine. 22:08 < Heresiarch> DRAGONFLEAS: it's all good. They want to give you a budget to upgrade Backup Exec, since it worked so well in this case! 22:09 < VINROCK> MAYBE SHE'S A CHILLBRO AND IS GONA GIVE YOUA PAT ON THE BACK FOR A JOB WELL DONE 22:10 < VINROCK> GOOD JOB DRAGONFLEAS YOU SAVED THE DAY! 22:10 < VINROCK> HERE HAVE A RAISE 22:10 < VINROCK> AND A PROMOTION 22:10 <+TuxedoJack> DRAGONFLEAS: she probably just wants an executive summary of what was fucked up 22:10 < Heresiarch> ^ 22:10 <+TuxedoJack> Just say that a maintenance script executed improperly, it's fixed, the damage was repaired with minimal downtime 22:10 <+TuxedoJack> Apologize, say that you're troubleshooting the script to make it work properly or find alternatives 22:11 < adamb> Do you have a template for an RFO? Might be a good time to make one 22:11 < adamb> Like this: http://vision.sunet.se/download/18.4830b38313312d2425a80001/RFO+20111011+Power+incident+SUNET.pdf 22:11 <+layer-eight> * adamb → APPLICATION/PDF Document, 162,658 bytes 22:11 < CORN266> damn TuxedoJack sounds like you've been through something similar 22:11 <+TuxedoJack> CORN266: nope, just know how to bullshit executives 22:11 <+TuxedoJack> darrell_web_site_is_down.mp3 22:11 < Hurtin4aSquirtin> damn it chip 22:12 < DRAGONFLEAS> should i walk into CEO's office and cry 22:12 < DRAGONFLEAS> because that's what i want to do 22:12 <+TuxedoJack> https://youtu.be/v0mwT3DkG4w?t=390 22:12 <+layer-eight> * TuxedoJack → ⚓ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0mwT3DkG4w&feature=youtu.be&t=390 → YouTube → The Website is Down Episode #4: Sales Demolition (NSFW) → ⚘ 492,231 ↑ 3,774 ↓ 58 ✍ 502 22:12 < insecurity> adamb: ssh isn't open to the internet 22:12 < Hurtin4aSquirtin> DRAGONFLEAS: Got hit with cryptolocker? 22:13 < insecurity> adamb: im just wondering if making the change and hitting 'apply' will require the OS to reboot or anyhthing 22:13 < mal_will> anyone else get this shit? 22:13 < mal_will> https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/tEH1vH67/image.png 22:13 <+layer-eight> * mal_will → IMAGE/PNG Document, 63,112 bytes 22:13 < DRAGONFLEAS> Hurtin4aSquirtin, no i got hit with me fucking up a robocopy script 22:13 < adamb> insecurity: oh, right, no that shouldn't happen, the ILO is an independany system 22:13 < adamb> insecurity: they may notice if (like me) they have nagios monitoring ILO's 22:13 < Hurtin4aSquirtin> DRAGONFLEAS: RIP your job 22:13 <+TuxedoJack> DRAGONFLEAS: you're not under writeups or PIPs or anything, right? 22:14 <+TuxedoJack> Then you're fine 22:14 <+TuxedoJack> Everyone gets one or two fuckups, and as long as you can recover from it gracefully, you'll be okay 22:14 <+TuxedoJack> Beat yourself up a little bit (metaphorically), and test your code in dev next time 22:14 <+TuxedoJack> It's gonna be okay. 22:14 < adamb> DRAGONFLEAS: The best thing you can do is own it. Look at the RFO report I linked, make one yourself, and walk in with it in hand as a professional. 22:15 <+TuxedoJack> DDingdingding 22:15 < syere> I remember coaching my first Jr. through is first fuck-up. Poor guy nearly had a heart attack 22:15 < Hurtin4aSquirtin> DRAGONFLEAS: blame it on a virus 22:15 < Hurtin4aSquirtin> seriously 22:15 < adamb> don't do tha 22:15 < syere> dont do that 22:15 < Hurtin4aSquirtin> then say you stopped it before it could delete and more files 22:15 <+TuxedoJack> Seriously, no 22:15 <+TuxedoJack> Don't do that 22:16 < syere> be honest, you wont be fired or reprimanded. Especially in your environment from what you have told us so far 22:16 < FenJai_> Thats how you get investigated 22:16 < dragonfleas> i keep getting access denied on backup exec 22:16 < dragonfleas> wtf 22:16 < dragonfleas> but i have full control on the root drive 22:16 < syere> dragonfleas: you might have over-written the web login file with a backup? 22:16 <+TuxedoJack> The backup's permissions are weird 22:16 < mal_will> ah man, that sounds like an ordeal 22:16 < Hurtin4aSquirtin> dragonfleas: make sure thta backup except isn't using a different login for the service 22:16 <+TuxedoJack> Restore to separate media and merge the two together? 22:17 < Hurtin4aSquirtin> and whatever login it is using needs permission to write to wherever you're trying to restore to 22:18 < estranger> Heresiarch, maybe you are right that the secondaries aren't active.. that would make sense although still gives room for data loss 22:18 < dragonfleas> I was restoring using the replace only if backup is newer 22:19 < Heresiarch> estranger: not necessarily. It'd just mean that a secondary-going-to-master has to catch up on transactions before it can allow any more. 22:19 < Heresiarch> any data loss would still be atomic/consistent in nature. 22:20 < estranger> there is physics/time between the master and secondary and no ack to the master 22:20 < Heresiarch> don't get me wrong, their model is both weird and bass-ackward, but it conforms to their description. 22:21 < Heresiarch> there's probably an ack back to the master, but it's not like everything has to be consistent across all nodes before the next transaction can run. 22:22 < dragonfleas> fuck 22:22 < dragonfleas> today has been insane 22:23 < estranger> it says it doesn't wait for the secondaries.. so your app can get a successful write message. but the master crashes before it gets synced to a secondary. data loss (albeit a tiny window but if yer doing lots of ops/s its quite possible) 22:24 < Heresiarch> true, but that's also true of just about any DB. 22:24 < estranger> not cassandra with it's tunable consistency per operation! 22:25 < Heresiarch> ok, it's true of any explicitly CP pattern db. :p 22:27 < Heresiarch> just about any classical DB you can name, if it's not using shared storage, then that scenario would involve data loss. But it would still be an atomic loss, and crash-consistent on the secondary nodes. 22:31 < estranger> this is jsut a weird DB 22:32 < estranger> ahh HA they do have tunable durability 22:33 < Heresiarch> oh jesus christ. This is like the unholy spawn of Mongo and MySQL. 22:33 < estranger> its async or sync. not very flexible.. but its there 22:34 < estranger> ran into someone using this for a graph.. and im just wondering what in gods name made them choose this 22:36 < rpifan> genr8_, im gonna head out to Bisco in about half an hour 22:36 < rpifan> i hope these cheese sandiwch ppl show up 22:36 < genr8_> msg me 22:36 < estranger> they had to learn a whole shitty proprietary language for this garbage too 22:37 < Heresiarch> yeah...that AQL example is the sort of thing that developers would be beaten for writing in any other DB. 22:38 < estranger> now i know why I haven't ran into these guys yet :) 22:42 < estranger> haha so they just added multi-dc support..... by bundling kafka 22:42 < rpifan> my sleeping bag is mostly useless and yet its bigger then my tent bag 22:43 < Heresiarch> estranger: you guys wouldn't really be a direct competitor. This thing reads more for startups/SMB that want the full NoSQL experience without actually running Mongo. 22:45 < estranger> Heresiarch, yeah.. what happened here is a buddy customer called, someone from another department in his org designed a new app based off this thing.. My buddy said "uhhh no use estranger db" 22:45 < estranger> so i was trying to reasearch why in gods name anyone would choose arangodb on their own free will 22:46 < DomLS3> s/arangodb/pfsense 22:46 <+layer-eight> [SED DomLS3/estranger] so i was trying to reasearch why in gods name anyone would choose pfsense on their own free will 22:46 < estranger> this is NOT an smb.. and i dont think arangodb is even a starter for them with it's acknowledged designed choices/limitations 22:47 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> oh god 22:48 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> and its logo is an avocado 22:48 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> there are jokes to be made there 22:48 < ABAKEDAPPLEPIE> the millenials are coding databases again 22:48 < estranger> lol 22:48 <+AnonymooseReddtr> lol ABAKEDAPPLEPIE 22:52 < dragonfleas> just met with the CEO 22:52 < abakedapplepie> so apparently my boss hired a couple ??? 22:52 < abakedapplepie> a woman started today and her fiance is starting next week 22:52 < abakedapplepie> ??? 22:52 < dragonfleas> she wanted to tell me how good of a job i was doing by hopping on issues immediately and taking a huge amount of initiative to minimize downtime and get us up to date and secure 22:52 < abakedapplepie> is this weird or am i weird for thinking its weird 22:52 < abakedapplepie> im not sure 22:52 <+AnonymooseReddtr> dragonfleas cool 22:53 <+AnonymooseReddtr> abakedapplepie - depends on what the jobs are I guess? 22:53 < dragonfleas> i honestly thought I was fired 22:53 <+AnonymooseReddtr> i don't think its wierd though 22:53 <+AnonymooseReddtr> hahaha 22:53 < DomLS3> dragonfleas: and then you woke up from your dream and found out you were actually fired 22:53 <+AnonymooseReddtr> dragonfleas yeah those moments are always scary 22:53 <+AnonymooseReddtr> abakedapplepie - buddy of mine just got married, he and his wife work together 22:53 <+AnonymooseReddtr> they met at work 22:53 < dragonfleas> um 22:53 < abakedapplepie> we have 10 total employees right now 22:53 < DomLS3> AnonymooseReddtr: that sounds like a horrible idea 22:53 < abakedapplepie> its not a large company 22:53 < dragonfleas> how to i robocopy and keep dates modified correct 22:53 < abakedapplepie> i could understand a medium sized business 22:54 < dragonfleas> does a copy on a file count as a modification 22:54 < abakedapplepie> but we have a 1200 sq ft office 22:54 < estranger> no 22:54 <+AnonymooseReddtr> DomLS3 you'd think! 22:54 < abakedapplepie> granted i guess hes going to be an onsite tech and shes going to be a remote tech 22:54 < estranger> copy is ready only on the source, not a modification .. its an access 22:57 < rpifan> well seems im gonna meet an irc human IRL, if i get murdered how do i report it to an OP 22:57 < DomLS3> rpifan: you gonna get v8 son 22:57 < DomLS3> v& 22:57 < DomLS3> * 22:58 < rpifan> you mean VD? 22:58 < estranger> finally meeting HotGirl19? 22:58 < DomLS3> no 22:58 < DomLS3> v& 22:58 < DomLS3> vanned 22:58 < MikeSpears> don't get raped too hard 22:58 < DomLS3> as in FBI throwing you in their van 22:58 < MikeSpears> lol 22:58 < MikeSpears> stay away from the free candy 22:58 < DomLS3> and the free dick 22:58 < rpifan> its a human for the sys admin work 22:58 < DomLS3> that'll get you every time 22:59 < rpifan> world* 22:59 < DomLS3> s/sys admin/virus implanting 22:59 < MikeSpears> JollyRgrs: nerd 22:59 <+layer-eight> [SED DomLS3/rpifan] its a human for the virus implanting work 22:59 < DomLS3> if we don't see you tomorrow, we know you got turned into a skin suit 22:59 < rpifan> nice 23:02 <+AnonymooseReddtr> skin suit? freaky 23:02 < adamb> rpifan: what blood type are you 23:03 < rpifan> actually i had to get my blood type in ecuador its required for certain licenses 23:03 < rpifan> i think it was 0 - 23:03 < adamb> oh the good kind 23:03 < adamb> honestly you may as well walk around with a sign on your back saying "please steal my kindeys" 23:03 < DomLS3> O- is rare 23:04 <+AnonymooseReddtr> lol 23:04 < rpifan> is it 23:04 < adamb> rare but useful, universal donor 23:04 < rpifan> then it wasnt that 23:04 < rpifan> it was common riff raff blood 23:05 < adamb> O+ then 23:05 < adamb> or A+ 23:05 < rpifan> O ++ = P 23:08 < DomLS3> OPP 23:08 < DomLS3> you down with OPP? 23:12 < Bru-> yeah you know me 23:15 < rpifan> death to the objects 23:19 < estranger> damnit where is heresiarch.. i wanna bitch about arangodb more 23:26 < JollyRgrs> estranger: WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU 23:26 < estranger> it's wednesday in australia, douchenozzle day is over 23:27 < JollyRgrs> estranger: IT DIDN'T START UNTIL 23:XX EDT... NO ONE GOES BY DOUCHE-OZZLE TIME 23:27 < JollyRgrs> GET IT? GET IT? 23:27 < JollyRgrs> DOUCHE... OZZLE 23:27 < admiralspark> no 23:27 < DomLS3> douche dozzle 23:27 < JollyRgrs> LIKE OZZY... BUT OZZLE 23:27 < admiralspark> but not like ozzy at all? 23:27 < estranger> sigh 23:28 < JollyRgrs> admiralspark: IT'S A DIS TO THE AUS PPL, JUST SHUT UP AND NOD 23:28 < JollyRgrs> estranger: LOL 23:28 < JollyRgrs> SO EVERY TIME STEAM SHOWS ME THIS "MIDWEEK MADNESS" SALE, I JUST THINK OF MIDTOWN MADNESS... THAT WAS A FUN GAME 23:28 * admiralspark nods vigorously 23:28 < DomLS3> Duke Nuke'Em was a fun game 23:28 < estranger> RAMPAGE on atari 23:28 < estranger> fuck the rest 23:28 < Bru-> contra 23:28 < DomLS3> fuck atari 23:28 < estranger> SAY WUT 23:29 < DomLS3> FUCK 23:29 < DomLS3> ATARI 23:29 < estranger> 1980s atari was the shit 23:29 < estranger> PITFALL is a god damn classic 23:29 < DomLS3> your mom is a classic 23:29 < estranger> you're mom is a circus clown 23:29 < DomLS3> where has Code_Man65 been 23:29 < DomLS3> estranger: your* 23:29 < estranger> you are mom 23:30 < DomLS3> lern 2 english 23:30 < estranger> i know red sew gud 23:30 < DomLS3> I go poopy 23:30 < JollyRgrs> estranger: MY FAV WAS LASER BLAST 23:30 < JollyRgrs> OR COMBAT 23:30 < DomLS3> s/COMBAT/dickinmybutt 23:30 <+layer-eight> [SED DomLS3/JollyRgrs] OR dickinmybutt 23:31 < JollyRgrs> I MEAN, I ALSO HAD A COOKIE MONSTER AND BIG BIRD'S EGG DROP GAME (USED THIS PAD THAT HAD LIKE 9 INPUT BUTTONS ON IT OR SO) 23:31 < DomLS3> Kirby on Nintendo > * 23:31 < estranger> COMBAT was great 23:31 < estranger> and RIVER RAID 23:31 < L3gacy> Well, I just got buggered 23:31 < JollyRgrs> http://www.atarimania.com/game-atari-2600-vcs-big-bird-s-egg-catch_11538.html 23:32 <+layer-eight> * JollyRgrs → Atari 2600 VCS Big Bird's Egg Catch : scans, dump, download, screenshots, ads, videos, catalog, instructions, roms 23:32 < L3gacy> The associate's program I need one class for, got DROPPED from my uni 23:32 < JollyRgrs> see in image http://www.atarimania.com/2600/boxes/hi_res/big_bird_s_egg_catch_children_i_5.jpg 23:32 <+layer-eight> * JollyRgrs → IMAGE/JPEG Document, 119,503 bytes 23:32 < JollyRgrs> it was a dial pad.... 0-9 * and # 23:32 < JollyRgrs> but you put an insert on top and used that 23:32 < estranger> F-16 Flight Simulator was my jam 23:32 < JollyRgrs> http://www.atarimania.com/game-atari-2600-vcs-cookie-monster-munch_8104.html 23:32 < JollyRgrs> that was better 23:32 <+layer-eight> * JollyRgrs → Atari 2600 VCS Cookie Monster Munch : scans, dump, download, screenshots, ads, videos, catalog, instructions, roms 23:33 < estranger> it used the difficulty switches, reset button, even the power button for all the cockpit stuff 23:33 < JollyRgrs> estranger: ooh, I LIKED MIG-29 FULCRUM FIGHTER... I THINK IT WAS CALLED THAT 23:33 < JollyRgrs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjJMbGBPULw 23:33 <+layer-eight> * JollyRgrs → YouTube → MiG-29 Fulcrum (Domark, 1991) gameplay (PC Game, 1990) → ⚘ 2,308 ↑ 18 ↓ 2 ✍ 5 23:34 < hxcsp> eurofighter 2000 23:34 < estranger> http://coolrom.com/roms/atari2600/15954/Tomcat_-_the_F-14_Flight_Simulator.php 23:34 <+layer-eight> * estranger → Tomcat - the F-14 Flight Simulator ROM Download for Atari 2600 - CoolROM.com 23:34 < estranger> F14 flight sim! my bad 23:43 < ENIX> OH YAY ITS STILL TUESDAY IN IRC 23:44 < ENIX> HELLO PAPER_KITTEN WERE YOU THE ONE DOING ANSIBLE 23:45 < ENIX> EHLO SARAH[SW] 23:45 < ENIX> SARAH[SW] 23:45 < ENIX> WHY YOU NO TALK ANYMORE 23:50 < L3gacy> ENIX, my $UNI dropped my networking/Cyber security Associate's program 23:51 < ENIX> ouch 23:51 < L3gacy> I was ONE class shy 23:51 < CableNinja> thats lame 23:51 < ENIX> I didn't know they could do that 23:51 < L3gacy> They now have a completely NEW program, titled"Cyber Security AAS" 23:51 < CableNinja> when I was in college, I was targeted to do a networking class. Last minute they removed networking and changed it to a DBA course 23:51 < L3gacy> And NONE of my credits apply save for the general courses 23:51 < ENIX> SORRY WE HAVE TO TALK IN CAPS PEOPLE CHECK THE TOPIC! 23:51 < L3gacy> so instead of 3 credits needed, I need 23 now 23:52 < ENIX> CABLENINJA FUCK THAT 23:52 < adamb> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UplJBQi_0_w 23:52 <+layer-eight> * adamb → YouTube → Loud noises → ⚘ 190,023 ↑ 326 ↓ 29 ✍ 39 23:52 < L3gacy> at 140.00 a credit 23:52 < ENIX> L3GACY THAT CAN'T BE LEGAL... 23:52 < L3gacy> plus books and lab fees 23:52 < L3gacy> It is, apparently 23:52 < ENIX> DONT TAKE IT LYING DOWN MAN 23:53 < L3gacy> I was suspended at the moment 23:53 < CableNinja> ENIX, yeah I was pretty unhappy, especially since I knew DBA stuff already. I tested out instead of taking the class, and almost failed because I was telling the teacher not to teach people dumb shit in the margins of the test 23:53 < ENIX> GET IN THE HEADS OF DEPARTMENTS FACES ABOUT IT 23:53 < L3gacy> due to academic standing 23:53 < adamb> L3gacy: CAN YOU TRANSFER? OR TAKE A MODULE IN FRENCH OR SOMETHING? 23:53 < ENIX> WOAH WHAT 23:53 < L3gacy> I have bad depression 23:53 < hxcsp> I had to take a DBA course in college 23:53 < L3gacy> I dropped my last class due to it, to take a "mental health" break 23:53 < hxcsp> made me realize to never take a job having any sort of DBA Administration 23:53 < CableNinja> lol 23:53 < ENIX> WOW YOUR UNI IS MORE BRUTAL THAN OURS 23:53 < L3gacy> they gave me a 0 for the class. It was my only class that sem. I had a 0.00 GPA for the semester 23:53 < abakedapplepie> database administration administration 23:53 < hxcsp> Yes 23:54 < hxcsp> double the administration 23:54 < CableNinja> hxcsp, the exit exam showed that they taught select * from table was always the way to do things 23:54 < adamb> REDDIT.COM/R/LEGALADVICE 23:54 < abakedapplepie> kinky 23:54 < ENIX> WE GOT ACADEMIC DISPENSATION FOR THAT SHIT 23:54 < hxcsp> lol 23:54 < CableNinja> LETS SELECT * ON THE WHOLE 1.6 Billion row table 23:54 < ENIX> WOW 23:54 < hxcsp> have you heard of the tale of little bobby tables? 23:54 < L3gacy> Little Bobby Drop Tables 23:54 < CableNinja> poooooor bobby tables 23:54 < CableNinja> reminds me.. 23:54 < hxcsp> lol 23:55 < CableNinja> I want to get a custom license plate 23:55 < CableNinja> either 'FALSE' 23:55 < CableNinja> or 'NULL' 23:55 < JollyRoger`> Oh man. 23:55 < CableNinja> that way if I get redlight camera'd 23:55 < ENIX> CABLENINJA GET DIKFKR 23:55 < CableNinja> they DB just says 'NULL' 23:55 < JollyRoger`> Whoops. Almost forgot. OH MAN 23:55 < CableNinja> and they skipp the row 23:55 < JollyRoger`> DUDE THAT IS AN AWESOME IDEA! 23:55 < CableNinja> hahaha 23:55 < hxcsp> im sure nobody has tried that before right 23:55 < ENIX> OH SO YOU SAW THAT MEME TOO CABLENINJA 23:55 < hxcsp> hah 23:55 < CableNinja> who knows 23:55 < ENIX> YEAH IT'S LEGIT ONE SEC LET ME FIND IT 23:55 < ENIX> https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=11361757 23:55 < CableNinja> I didnt see it on the 'list of disallowed plates' 23:56 < adamb> CABLENINJA: "READ ERROR" 23:56 < CableNinja> ENIX... well... damn... 23:56 < CableNinja> I thought I was original.. 23:56 * CableNinja goes off to the corner to sulk 23:56 < ENIX> http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2012/02/16/10425167-mans-vanity-plates-attract-20000-in-tickets 23:56 <+layer-eight> * ENIX → Man's vanity plates attract $20,000 in tickets - U.S. News 23:56 < adamb> N0 T1X PLZ 23:58 < adamb> ok serious problem - is the zalgo generator broken in chrome for anyone else? 23:58 < adamb> http://www.eeemo.net/ 23:58 <+layer-eight> * adamb → Zalgo Text Generator by Tchouky - To invoke the hive-mind representing chaos. Invoking the feeling of chaos. With out order. The Nezperdian hive-mind of chaos. Zalgo. He who Waits Behind The Wall. ZALGO! 23:58 < adamb> just displays unicode boxes today 23:59 < ENIX> CABLENINJA COULDNT DO THAT IN AUSTRALIA ANYWAY 23:59 < CableNinja> couldnt do what? a custom plae? 23:59 < ENIX> IF THERE'S A WAY FOR THE GOVERNMENT TO MISS OUT ON YOUR MONEY; THEYLL FIX THAT BEFORE IT HAPPENS 23:59 < CableNinja> plate* 23:59 < ENIX> NO NULL PLATE --- Log closed Wed Jul 11 00:00:03 2018